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Still More of the Worst of the Libs of TikTok
More deeply musically-untalented people singing hymns to vaccination.
Just going to throw this out there: I know you people want to sing hymns in your Covid Cult, but can't you hire people who can actually sing to sing these insipid ditties? Flashback of the guy from the Daily Show and Ellen DeGeneres praising Andrew Cuomo and calling themselves "Cumosexuals." Not a cult. Not a cult. Not a cult. Not a cult. Not a cult: Making earrings from a copy of one's vaccination status card. The Cult of Andrew Cuomo and the "Cuomosexual" phenomenon continues, as an stupid white leftist woman makes excuses for Andrew Cuomo's sexual harassment, saying that it's actually women's fault for "setting him up to think it's okay to flirt" by "swooning over him" during the pandemic. Like most leftist women, she's uninformed. The allegations against Cuomo go back a decade, not just back to March of 2020 when a bunch of sexually-shriveled leftist women started Catching Feelings In Their Panties over Cuomo. By the way, reaching under an unwilling woman's shirt and grabbing her breast is not "flirting." Maybe it is for this decrepit floozie, but most women would say that's a second-date move at earliest. Speaking of stupid leftist women: This angry, mentally-odd Karen is very angry that parents "assign" gender to their babies, according to what set of genitals and chromosomes the baby has, as well as the sorts of transformative hormones their bodies will be blasted with at puberty. You know, arbitrary unscientific nonsense like that. I mean, I bet you guys think you have an Invisible Sky-God Best Friend, too! LOL. How backwards! This obvious mentally-ill loser says the best way to raise a child is through "gender creative parenting," where you gaslight little children into thinking they're the opposite gender. Then she horrifies us by saying that's how she raises her kid. And then she says, "You don't have to like it, but you have to respect it. And if you don't, I will block you." It's incredible how marginal mentally-ill losers think they're punishing people by not permitting them access to their mentally-ill loserthoughts. And I'm calling CPS. No I'm not -- they'd take this freak's side. This very mentally-ill person says that people who are "super-straight" -- meaning guys who only are attracted to real women, not Cosplay Pretend Women, and women who are only attracted to real men -- is actually just a "kink" -- a "breeding kink," more specifically. And then this mentally-ill freak declares that that's not even a sexuality. Heterosexuality is now "not a sexuality." Everything else is -- but not hetersexuality.This TikToker has 176,000 followers and claims to have 30 or more split personalities, including some who need to use wheelchairs, while others do not. This lunatic has, he claims, two different "alters" (or "headmates") -- of opposite genders, obviously! -- and he switches for you. He says "I know we're going to be called 'fake' for this." Well he's not totally stupid. OUT: Gender dysphoria. IN: Gender euphoria. This mentally-ill narcissist says that her gender changes second-by-second, and you make her feel "icky" by not following her moment-by-moment gender transitions. This very heavy, very unattractive woman says she's an "autosexual," which means... Well you can guess, can't you? It means she's on the "asexual spectrum," and doesn't want to have sex with other people, but does enjoy masturbating herself. Well that works out nicely for all of us! You'd think "asexual" would be a pretty simple sexuality, right? Well, remember, these are extremely marginal, unaccomplished, nearly-homeless losers whose only skill is the very stupid very easy skill of endlessly contriving new sexualities. So, for one thing, asexuals are called by a nickname-- "aces." I resent that. For another thing, as that other troglodyte told you, asexuality is a "spectrum." It's such a spectrum, so loaded with slightly different types of asexuals, that this pyrsyn is offering PART 19 -- part nineteen! -- of her neverending quest to define all the slight variations in the ace spectrum. This one makes up "aceflux," which means someone who alternates between not wanting sex and... sometimes wanting sex. Also known as every females and most males who are not 14-20. Another made-up microvariation of "asexual" -- a graysexual. Someone who is or maybe isn't asexual. It depends! Well, that is certainly worth making up a new sexuality for.
Another made-up micro-variation on the "sometimes I'm horny, but other times I'm not" "asexual spectrum" -- a "fraysexual." Apparently someone who is attracted to someone, but only if they don't know them. When they get to know them, they stop being sexually attracted to that person. We're getting down to the level of "I like big butts" being its own sexuality.
Another made-up "gender" -- "pomosexuality," defined as a sexuality label "for people who think they should have a label but who don't fit into any of the other labels." Let's call it what it is: A safe harbor for insecure, boring, mundane-minded girls who don't have interesting thoughts, personalities, or talents who don't want to admit they're straight. That's where we are. Straight girls have to pretend to be gay to not be bullied and harassed. Another scolding childperson angrily defending the use of the "pronouns" (they're not pronouns) "pup," "kitty," and "bunnyself." Apparently these more commonly used by "neurodivergent minors." And apparently, when a "neurodivergent minor" acts aggressively strange and then demands that you kowtow to whatever Gender/Animal Identity they've assumed for the day, you're supposed to indulge them and pretend this weird game is normal and okay. Instead of saying, "Hey, kid, knock it off."
This pyrsyn defines two new made-up non-genders for you: "trixic," which means a "non-binary person of any orientation" who is "attracted to women," but not exclusively. Also, "Toric:" "a non-binary person of any orientation" who is attracted to men, but not exclusively. So... bisexual weirdoes with some slight preference for one sex or another, right? We needed to learn new words for that? "Weirdo" covers a lot of ground, you know. The Michigan Department of Health is paying people to make vaccination TikToks. Obviously, they had to grab up this person of ambiguous gender. Well, it's not that ambiguous -- he's a man. But he tops off his five o'clock shadow with visible man-boobs, which he shakes like a stripper. The White House hired a flamboyantly gay cross-dressing influencer to let other flamboyantly gay cross-dressing influencers to get vaccinated. This guy just influenced my T-cells down to zero. If you only watch one video: This home's dad has Fox News on. Listen to the shrieking from the possessed, lunatic SJW daughter. (Or son?)
Throwback to when Cuomo said “We’re not gonna make America great again, it was never that great” pic.twitter.com/yweBl6n6CL
— Libs of Tik Tok (@libsoftiktok) August 5, 2021
Some fun throwbacks: pic.twitter.com/LL317jhhv4
— Libs of Tik Tok (@libsoftiktok) August 4, 2021
Robotic President Biden just added to Hall of Presidents in Disney. His words are truly inspiring 😂 pic.twitter.com/jAAbZ1KLzq
— Libs of Tik Tok (@libsoftiktok) August 4, 2021
— Libs of Tik Tok (@libsoftiktok) August 5, 2021...they said, eagerly! They can't wait to turn covid into the Voting Season Virus again.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at August 12, 2021 03:25 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at August 12, 2021 03:25 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 12, 2021 03:25 PM (QU5/8)
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at August 12, 2021 03:26 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at August 12, 2021 03:26 PM (z5Vrg)
Posted by: Ron Mael at August 12, 2021 03:27 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 12, 2021 03:27 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, The Suicide Squad review at August 12, 2021 03:27 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, The Suicide Squad review at August 12, 2021 03:27 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 10% at August 12, 2021 03:27 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) what if Marek's was the experiment? at August 12, 2021 03:28 PM (ZLyax)
Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 12, 2021 03:28 PM (e73NO)
Posted by: Muad'dib - Shhhhh Baby, We're in New South Wales at August 12, 2021 03:28 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: spindrift at August 12, 2021 03:29 PM (h5TKJ)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at August 12, 2021 03:29 PM (l5FxP)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 12, 2021 03:29 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at August 12, 2021 03:29 PM (p7r9F)
Otherwise known as "marriage."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 12, 2021 03:30 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Tami at August 12, 2021 03:31 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 12, 2021 03:31 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: huerfano at August 12, 2021 03:31 PM (MzKgG)
More and more, I am becoming my own personal North Sentinel Island.
*shakes spear at low-flying airplane*
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at August 12, 2021 03:31 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: bonhomme at August 12, 2021 03:32 PM (UW2ZS)
Posted by: bluebell at August 12, 2021 03:32 PM (wyw4S)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 12, 2021 03:32 PM (wAnMi)
I resent that.]
I just had a laughing/coughing fit at that that wouldn't go away and now a bunch of masked up people here at the mall are trying to passive-aggressively side-eye me into putting one on too.
Posted by: alleninhawaii at August 12, 2021 03:32 PM (5zo2w)
More and more, I am becoming my own personal North Sentinel Island.
*shakes spear at low-flying airplane*
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at August 12, 2021 03:31 PM (Dc2NZ)
How were the chili rellenos? (he asks jealously)
Posted by: Muad'dib - Shhhhh Baby, We're in New South Wales at August 12, 2021 03:32 PM (sjdRT)
Otherwise known as "marriage."
Posted by: Mary Poppins'
Usually affecting women more than men.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 12, 2021 03:33 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Infidel at August 12, 2021 03:33 PM (VDqwV)
This is true!
Posted by: m at August 12, 2021 03:33 PM (SJbY/)
Posted by: bluebell at August 12, 2021 03:32 PM (wyw4S)
Yeah, no. None of them has made me otter/puppy/kitten happy. Not even bat or spider happy.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 12, 2021 03:33 PM (wAnMi)
I resent that."
Be a lot cooler if they said it with finger guns, and wearing sunglasses. But that goes for everything.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 12, 2021 03:33 PM (ghoDT)
It's a little difficult to insist on "your" pronouns when the only hot meal you can afford comes out of the hind end of a dog.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 12, 2021 03:33 PM (2JVJo)
Survey of new mask mandates is 83% for, 17% against.
Now I know Nextdoor is infested with Karens (and this Nextdoor even more so) but I was shocked at the ignorance of these "people."
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 12, 2021 03:33 PM (w5raC)
Posted by: Muad'dib - Shhhhh Baby, We're in New South Wales at August 12, 2021 03:32 PM (sjdRT)
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They were a lot homelier than the ones in the cooking video, but still tasty!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at August 12, 2021 03:33 PM (Dc2NZ)
These subvariants range from mildly evil to horrible, no good, Very Bad Person evil. They are known as Alter, in the case of the two heroes named above, Saber Alter, and Jeanne Alter.
I have not yet opened the weblink to the guy claiming he has "Alters" as headmates. Please God, for the love of all things holy, please do not let me see a max tier fucking weeb upon opening that video. I enjoy certain anime and video games, and do not want another one of these substandard deviants ruining good things for me.
*checks video*
Dammit he's got a fucking man bun. He straight up ripped this mental illness out of a damn anime and decided to try and make it real, didn't he.
I hate everything.
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at August 12, 2021 03:34 PM (6JL3d)
Posted by: m at August 12, 2021 03:34 PM (SJbY/)
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When I come to power, this woman and all like her will be forcibly inducted into the KKK.
No, not that one. The new one. The Karen Kanal Korps.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 12, 2021 03:35 PM (3p5uk)
1) I briefly scan Ace's description of the crazies on the mid-afternoon thread but never hit a link
2) and then I hit the later cafe thread hard checking out every single one of the adorbs critters and Steve narrating the lols.
See the cafe thread is supposed to bring you back up from the earlier horrible crap. But with my easy two-step plan it's all lookin up baby!
Posted by: banana Dream at August 12, 2021 03:35 PM (20dZh)
can you imagine if these shitbirds put half as much time and effort into curing diseases or solving world hunger as they do in memorizing gender terms and pronouns and coming up with new forms of intersectionality?
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 12, 2021 03:36 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at August 12, 2021 03:33 PM (Dc2NZ)
I miss Hatch green chilies more than I can say. I even miss roasting them on my weber grill with surgical gloves on.
Posted by: Muad'dib - Shhhhh Baby, We're in New South Wales at August 12, 2021 03:36 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 12, 2021 03:36 PM (Zz0t1)
IN: Gender euphoria.
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It had to go here. Just look at how the name of the medical procedures have evolved. It went from "sex change operation" to "sex reassignment surgery" to "gender reassignment surgery" to "gender affirming surgery."
Affirmations and euphoria and blah blah blah. You know what would probably bring this guy *more* euphoria (if it had happened about a decade ago)? Getting into a fist fight, losing, demanding a rematch, fighting again and then having a stiff drink regardless of outcome.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 12, 2021 03:37 PM (3p5uk)
can you imagine if these shitbirds put half as much time and effort into curing diseases or solving world hunger as they do in memorizing gender terms and pronouns and coming up with new forms of intersectionality?
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 12, 2021 03:36 PM (wAnMi)
For people who are into being all fluid and such, they really, really, REALLY love to place themselves into little boxes.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 12, 2021 03:37 PM (KbCG3)
Damn. Now that we know Teh Ewok hated this movie, I want to hear The Drinker's take on it.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 12, 2021 03:38 PM (n+4am)
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You gonna let 'em get away this, boss?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 12, 2021 03:38 PM (3p5uk)
Survey of new mask mandates is 83% for, 17% against.
Now I know Nextdoor is infested with Karens (and this Nextdoor even more so) but I was shocked at the ignorance of these "people."
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 12, 2021 03:33 PM (w5raC)
Karens gonna karen.
Other than you, there might not be any sane people on Next-door. Surely there are no sane who post their thoughts and feelings there.
Posted by: LASue at August 12, 2021 03:38 PM (Ed8Zd)
Well, I hope that was a typo. And if not, that's quite a surprise about Ellen.
Posted by: Alex at August 12, 2021 03:38 PM (YjiAb)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 12, 2021 03:39 PM (GPx53)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 12, 2021 03:36 PM (wAnMi)
I can't imagine they have any skill or aptitude in those fields, except maybe as experimental subjects.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 12, 2021 03:39 PM (ghoDT)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at August 12, 2021 03:39 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: banana Dream at August 12, 2021 03:35 PM (20dZh)
True, you can usually get an idea of 85% of the content by reading the outraged comments. Sometimes I'll click, but I really know that some chick with blue side shaved hair and fell face first into a tackle box isn't going to start talking about war in the Balkans in 1914.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 12, 2021 03:39 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at August 12, 2021 03:39 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 12, 2021 03:36 PM (wAnMi)
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Then we'd all be diseased and starving.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 12, 2021 03:39 PM (3p5uk)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 12, 2021 03:39 PM (/1l9x)
I just want to be a woman to a man. Hold hands,
make love, feel protected and make sammiches.
Whatever.
nurse out.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 12, 2021 03:39 PM (9hM9o)
Posted by: Cheri at August 12, 2021 03:39 PM (oiNtH)
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When I come to power, this woman and all like her will be forcibly inducted into the KKK.
They might not be the first to go when the Maoists take control but they're on the list. They're the definition of parasites.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 12, 2021 03:40 PM (WVre4)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 12, 2021 03:40 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at August 12, 2021 03:39 PM (sWM8x)
I hate everything you stand for!
Posted by: Sinnead O'Connor at August 12, 2021 03:40 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Jen the original at August 12, 2021 03:40 PM (tBcsf)
@humorandanimals
some guy pushing his dog on a park ride is the kind of content we all need right now
https://tinyurl.com/yz7hc2ph
Posted by: Tami at August 12, 2021 03:40 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 12, 2021 03:40 PM (5XvJV)
Posted by: President Select Decaf at August 12, 2021 03:40 PM (RMGKK)
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This thread linkage was like sailing through dangerous waters rife with rocks and shoals, Scylla and Charybdis and Queerbunnies and other Postmodern horrors.
Don't draw to near to the link or you'll actually click on it and be sucked down the vortex!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at August 12, 2021 03:41 PM (Dc2NZ)
Short for Artoria no doubt. Literally ripped straight from a fucking anime.
I hate absolutely everything about our world now o.0 When is the ride over? I ask in all sincerity, can Jthe Lord come back now? We need a lot of help here.
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at August 12, 2021 03:41 PM (6JL3d)
Meanwhile......have another beer.
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at August 12, 2021 03:41 PM (/0PHg)
Posted by: Barky Odumbshit at August 12, 2021 03:41 PM (kmxth)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at August 12, 2021 03:39 PM (sWM8x)
Shit, all this time I though he was saying "bowlegged women".
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 12, 2021 03:41 PM (UuD2k)
Posted by: Infidel at August 12, 2021 03:41 PM (VDqwV)
We're broken. We're done. There's no fixing this without divine intervention.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 12, 2021 03:41 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 12, 2021 03:36 PM (wAnM
We'de probably be worse off if they turned their attention to anything serious or real. Let them continue to navel gaze and shriek at the clouds- it keeps them occupied. And I will continue to mock and ignore them.
Posted by: LASue at August 12, 2021 03:41 PM (Ed8Zd)
Nextdoor Santa Barbara:
Survey of new mask mandates is 83% for, 17% against.
Now I know Nextdoor is infested with Karens (and this Nextdoor even more so) but I was shocked at the ignorance of these "people."
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 12, 2021 03:33 PM (w5raC)
I'm not surprised. I used to live there. In fact, I'm surprised that it's only 83%
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 12, 2021 03:41 PM (n+4am)
I just want to be a woman to a man. Hold hands,
make love, feel protected and make sammiches.
Whatever.
nurse out.
Posted by: nurse ratched
SOMEONE MARRY THAT WOMAN!
Posted by: rickb223 at August 12, 2021 03:41 PM (OCTRt)
Iz confuzed.
Posted by: MJ at August 12, 2021 03:41 PM (zwDuR)
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at August 12, 2021 03:41 PM (jWe5r)
Well, I hope that was a typo. And if not, that's quite a surprise about Ellen.
Posted by: Alex at August 12, 2021 03:38 PM (YjiAb)
You asked for it:
https://youtu.be/N52yYgoAuB4
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 12, 2021 03:41 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 12, 2021 03:39 PM (GPx53)
*hugs Ben Had* How are you dear?
Posted by: Muad'dib - Shhhhh Baby, We're in New South Wales at August 12, 2021 03:41 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: pahound at August 12, 2021 03:41 PM (ZBI3u)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 12, 2021 03:42 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at August 12, 2021 03:42 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Kinley Ardal
She hanging on a wall?
Posted by: Tonypete at August 12, 2021 03:42 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Jen the original at August 12, 2021 03:42 PM (tBcsf)
Good grief - never open the floor at a wedding. I was at another wedding where they opened the floor and it got.... awkward.
Posted by: InCali at August 12, 2021 03:42 PM (MBmq2)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 12, 2021 03:42 PM (UuD2k)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 12, 2021 03:43 PM (GPx53)
Posted by: Ordinary American at August 12, 2021 03:43 PM (F2j+P)
Sure this is real?
Posted by: m at August 12, 2021 03:43 PM (SJbY/)
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I'm sure that is the plan so what do normal people do? In 2020 we thought we could vote to stop the Antifa riots. How deluded we were?
On the other hand, inflation may save us yet.
Posted by: President Select Decaf at August 12, 2021 03:43 PM (RMGKK)
https://is.gd/cyeZMr
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 12, 2021 03:44 PM (3p5uk)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 12, 2021 03:41 PM (Zz0t1)
Luckily we have the only One who's right for that job on our side. I think He's been waiting for us to call upon Him .
Posted by: LASue at August 12, 2021 03:44 PM (Ed8Zd)
I'll be back for the ONT and the musical discussion of the night.
Posted by: InCali at August 12, 2021 03:44 PM (MBmq2)
Posted by: Nebbish at August 12, 2021 03:44 PM (JPtHE)
Posted by: InCali
Old boyfriend or girlfriend had a few words to say?
What could go wrong?
Posted by: Tonypete at August 12, 2021 03:44 PM (mD/uy)
Boy, what a weird cult.
Posted by: illiniwek at August 12, 2021 03:44 PM (Cus5s)
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Everybody needs to believe in something
I believe I'll have another beer
- Fear
Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) what if Marek's was the experiment? at August 12, 2021 03:45 PM (ZLyax)
Posted by: micky at August 12, 2021 03:45 PM (3byMq)
Mentally Ill often have severe ups and downs in their sexual desires.
Posted by: rd at August 12, 2021 03:45 PM (Z32m1)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 12, 2021 03:45 PM (GPx53)
https://is.gd/cyeZMr
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 12, 2021 03:44 PM (3p5uk)
Is her name Juliette?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 12, 2021 03:45 PM (WVre4)
I cant watch anymore of the sexual deviant mentally ills videos. I honestly believe many of these people are demon possessed or demon oppressed.
Posted by: Fool Otto at August 12, 2021 03:45 PM (DB16e)
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The left's idea of preppers is VERY different than ours.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) what if Marek's was the experiment? at August 12, 2021 03:46 PM (ZLyax)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 12, 2021 03:45 PM (WVre4)
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Sure. Why not?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 12, 2021 03:46 PM (3p5uk)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at August 12, 2021 03:46 PM (ZZK0E)
Posted by: Ordinary American
Uh, not even close.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 12, 2021 03:46 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Archer at August 12, 2021 03:46 PM (gmo/4)
SOMEONE MARRY THAT WOMAN!
Posted by: rickb223 at August 12, 2021 03:41 PM (OCTRt)
I would, but my wife isn't into polygamy and neither her nor I live in Utah.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 12, 2021 03:46 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at August 12, 2021 03:46 PM (YynYJ)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 12, 2021 03:45 PM (GPx53)
Did you like the morning art choice?
Posted by: Muad'dib - Shhhhh Baby, We're in New South Wales at August 12, 2021 03:46 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 12, 2021 03:45 PM (WVre4)
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Sure. Why not?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 12, 2021 03:46 PM (3p5uk)
Then I'll be her Romeo.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 12, 2021 03:47 PM (WVre4)
What could go wrong?
Posted by: Tonypete at August 12, 2021 03:44 PM (mD/uy)
Actually, old employer. Hoo-boy!
Posted by: InCali at August 12, 2021 03:47 PM (FvtGy)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 12, 2021 03:47 PM (WVre4)
++++
Uhhh, spoiler alert: that one's a tragedy...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 12, 2021 03:47 PM (3p5uk)
Federal judge in DC allows @RepDevinNunes defamation suit against Washington Post to go forward. Post asked judge to dismiss; judge said there was enough basis to proceed. Ruling could chill indiscriminate use of word 'baseless' in Trump-related reporting.
https://tinyurl.com/ydnqq9an
Posted by: Tami at August 12, 2021 03:48 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Archer
That's the problem with wifi. Uncle Bob was kept in the attic. With WiFi, he gets access in the attic.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 12, 2021 03:48 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 12, 2021 03:47 PM (3p5uk)
Not seeing the conflict.....
Posted by: Muad'dib - Shhhhh Baby, We're in New South Wales at August 12, 2021 03:48 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 12, 2021 03:47 PM (WVre4)
++++
Uhhh, spoiler alert: that one's a tragedy...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 12, 2021 03:47 PM (3p5uk)
Aww. What the hell.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 12, 2021 03:48 PM (WVre4)
https://is.gd/cyeZMr
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 12, 2021 03:44 PM (3p5uk)
Those bird legs and too small shoes ruined her for me.
Posted by: Archer at August 12, 2021 03:48 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Defenestratus at August 12, 2021 03:48 PM (jL5iB)
Posted by: Muad'dib - Shhhhh Baby, We're in New South Wales at August 12, 2021 03:36 PM
Come to Central Texas. 'Tis the season.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 12, 2021 03:48 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Jen the original
Yep. They really do care. /S
Posted by: Cheri at August 12, 2021 03:49 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at August 12, 2021 03:49 PM (DXFDM)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 12, 2021 03:45 PM (WVre4)
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Sure. Why not?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 12, 2021 03:46 PM (3p5uk)
Then I'll be her Romeo.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 12, 2021 03:47 PM (WVre4)
Just put that Dire Straits song on my playlist. Yes, I'll be back later for the ONT musical discussion.
Posted by: InCali at August 12, 2021 03:49 PM (FvtGy)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 12, 2021 03:48 PM (OCTRt)
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Heh. Not if you change the password and enable access control lists...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 12, 2021 03:49 PM (3p5uk)
Hey, anyone remeber when the LGBT agenda kickd into high gear with the quest for same-sex marriage and were told 'if you're not gay, this doesn't affect you', and those of us who say it as heading down a path of normalizing all sorts of deviance. . .?
We're way post normalizing it, and well into compulsory participation.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 12, 2021 03:49 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 12, 2021 03:47 PM (WVre4)
That's a hell of a good Dire Straits song, I don't care what anyone says. Shakespeare even wrote a play about it, it's that good.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 12, 2021 03:49 PM (ghoDT)
Posted by: rickb223
I would, but my wife isn't into polygamy and neither her nor I live in Utah.
Posted by: Sponge
Mrs TP said "Fine. But no trial period and no returns."
Posted by: Tonypete at August 12, 2021 03:49 PM (mD/uy)
______________
Her prom date was her vibrator?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 12, 2021 03:49 PM (k4dH2)
I just want to be a woman to a man. Hold hands,
make love, feel protected and make sammiches.
Whatever.
nurse out.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 12, 2021 03:39 PM (9hM9o)
**hugs**
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 12, 2021 03:49 PM (2JVJo)
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it is vax asshole bullshit to ignore that natural immunity is dozens of times more effective than any vax. Normies with natural immunity need to get that exemption.
Or...maybe the vacholes aren't as numerous as they think and they're the ones who are going to see the reprecussions.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at August 12, 2021 03:49 PM (ZZK0E)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at August 12, 2021 03:46 PM (ZZK0E)
Vax harder!
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 12, 2021 03:49 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Muad'dib - Shhhhh Baby, We're in New South Wales at August 12, 2021 03:36 PM
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We had them at Kroger here in the Mitten. Ask around.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at August 12, 2021 03:49 PM (Dc2NZ)
We have set up a temporary embassy at the airport.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 12, 2021 03:50 PM (UuD2k)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 12, 2021 03:50 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: JROD at August 12, 2021 03:50 PM (0jZnq)
*
Uber driver that makes adult novelty store deliveries.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) what if Marek's was the experiment? at August 12, 2021 03:50 PM (ZLyax)
Posted by: Ordinary American at August 12, 2021 03:43 PM (F2j+P)
I saw him at the WB lot back in the mid 90's, and would guess at best he's 6', (I was 6' 3.5" in my 30's) and he was wearing cowboy boots. I also saw Stallone, and was shocked at how short he is. Poor guy barely came up to the bottom of the rear view mirror on his truck - wearing cowboy boots. Which I guess is what makes movies like Judge Dredd so much fun to watch the camera angles. Reminds me of Scott of the Antarctic. But I don't think he ever made outrageous claims like Ahnold.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 12, 2021 03:50 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 12, 2021 03:50 PM (GPx53)
Posted by: InCali at August 12, 2021 03:49 PM (FvtGy)
Is that a duet with EmmyLou Harris?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 12, 2021 03:50 PM (WVre4)
Posted by: Defenestratus at August 12, 2021 03:48 PM (jL5iB)
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Dear Abby,
I want to toughen up my genitals, so I pay a dominatrix to kick me in the twig and berries three nights a week. I think it's working, but it leaves me puzzled. What is my sexual orientation and gender status? I don't seem to find this in the various identity matrices.
Signed,
Posted by: Tough but Confused at August 12, 2021 03:50 PM (3p5uk)
Posted by: alexthechick at August 12, 2021 03:50 PM (mf5HN)
My latest Wacky Theory:
Most of the "cases" in the July/August "surge" of 2020 and 2021 are...
fcking Hayfever and regular Allergies.
Yes, I believe most people who think they have the china virus and then go to the hospital with "symptoms" actually have Allergies.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 12, 2021 03:50 PM (whuID)
We're way post normalizing it, and well into compulsory participation.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 12, 2021 03:49 PM (bDqIh)
*coughGabeMalorcough*
Posted by: Tami at August 12, 2021 03:51 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Ordinary American at August 12, 2021 03:51 PM (F2j+P)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 12, 2021 03:48 PM (a3Q+t)
Do they allow Hatch chilies to be shipped to TX?
Kidding, kidding. When I was New Mexican, we joked about embargoing Hatch shipments outside the State.
Posted by: Muad'dib - Shhhhh Baby, We're in New South Wales at August 12, 2021 03:51 PM (sjdRT)
And yet they mock Boomers.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 12, 2021 03:51 PM (+LCoQ)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 12, 2021 03:51 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 12, 2021 03:51 PM (whuID)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 12, 2021 03:50 PM (j9HX3)
Sorry. We were trying to find the right time to tell you, but... anyway, we got you a cake for the occasion but we ate it.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 12, 2021 03:51 PM (ghoDT)
ep 1 playing now
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at August 12, 2021 03:52 PM (oEn12)
fcking Hayfever and regular Allergies.
00-00
now do the janurary covid spikes which are just normal flu spikes
Posted by: Tim Riggins at August 12, 2021 03:52 PM (ZZK0E)
WRONG!
That's how they took over academia, Hollywood, politics, school boards, etc. Good people decided to live and let live all while they were engaged in a soft coup.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 12, 2021 03:52 PM (UW2ZS)
Posted by: alexthechick at August 12, 2021 03:50 PM (mf5HN)
Hey! I missed seeing you at the NoVa MoMe. Although not wearing my flame resistant shin protectors was a blessing.....
Posted by: Muad'dib - Shhhhh Baby, We're in New South Wales at August 12, 2021 03:52 PM (sjdRT)
I remember a certain ungrateful loaf of bread laughing at all the scared straights affeered of the faggits taking over.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 12, 2021 03:53 PM (2JVJo)
He's taking the troll swarm poorly. Tex is a pro-gun shitposter and loremaster extraordinaire. He needs prayers or some sort of encouragement if you know him or his work.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, The Suicide Squad review at August 12, 2021 03:53 PM (XvPQV)
now do the janurary covid spikes which are just normal flu spikes
Posted by: Tim Riggin
or just regular fcking COLDS!
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 12, 2021 03:53 PM (whuID)
Signed,
Posted by: Tough but Confused at August 12, 2021 03:50 PM (3p5uk)
Have you seen that video of a martial arts guy getting kicked in the testes?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 12, 2021 03:53 PM (WVre4)
Kidding, kidding. When I was New Mexican, we joked about embargoing Hatch shipments outside the State.
Posted by: Muad'dib
They're in the grocery store here. Now.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 12, 2021 03:53 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at August 12, 2021 03:46 PM (YynYJ)
The WA state deputy director of the VA says he's not at all concerned they will have to fire people, because it'll be totally easy to find new employees.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 12, 2021 03:53 PM (F6v1f)
And yet they mock Boomers.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 12, 2021 03:51 PM (+LCoQ)
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I mock boomers for the fact that they have told me my whole life that i have yo pay into social security but that I'll never get to reap the benefits myself.
Wait a second...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at August 12, 2021 03:54 PM (uvZbq)
Posted by: pahound at August 12, 2021 03:54 PM (ZBI3u)
Grow your own! I'm growing peppers in my back yard this year. No peppers yet, but I'm hopeful.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 12, 2021 03:54 PM (UW2ZS)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 12, 2021 03:54 PM (AytXr)
Posted by: Ordinary American at August 12, 2021 03:51 PM (F2j+P)
You fight maniacs, or they eat you.
Fight. Oppose. Shame, suppress, mock, belittle, berate, beat.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, The Suicide Squad review at August 12, 2021 03:54 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at August 12, 2021 03:46 PM (ZZK0E)
Friend emailed me and said he'd gotten a "breakout" case (I guess that's what they're calling vaxxed people who get it?) of delta, and had self-quarantined - kids had it too. Just said it's like a run of the mill bug save for the cough, no temperature. Said he was glad he took the jabs. I'd really like to see accurate numbers of those that got it vaxxed v. non vaxxed. But, that'll never happen.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 12, 2021 03:54 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: f'd at August 12, 2021 03:55 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Tami at August 12, 2021 03:55 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Flyover at August 12, 2021 03:55 PM (Rbu5d)
fcking Hayfever and regular Allergies.
Yes, I believe most people who think they have the china virus and then go to the hospital with "symptoms" actually have Allergies.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 12, 2021 03:50 PM (whuID)
There is also a viral bronchitis going around that IS NOT COVID.
Ended up in the Emergency room last Sat Morning, because I had coughed so hard I damaged myself.
But not Covid.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 12, 2021 03:55 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: alexthechick at August 12, 2021 03:50 PM (mf5HN)
Well, what do you expect? The rest of us either cringe in fear at your implacable chill or humble ourselves before your glorious malevolence.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 12, 2021 03:55 PM (2JVJo)
That's how they took over academia, Hollywood, politics, school boards, etc. Good people decided to live and let live all while they were engaged in a soft coup.
Posted by: bonhomme
Shaming and mocking them seem to work around here. Sends them into a tizzy it does.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 12, 2021 03:55 PM (mD/uy)
@humorandanimals
some guy pushing his dog on a park ride is the kind of content we all need right now
https://tinyurl.com/yz7hc2ph
Posted by: Tami at August 12, 2021 03:40 PM (cF8AT)
One of the commenters says look at his tail wag! So cute.
Posted by: m at August 12, 2021 03:55 PM (SJbY/)
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They're planning to convoy everyone out like the Brits tried in the 1800s?
Also, Biden has gone back to his compound in Delaware. Because it's not like a US military operation going on twenty years is collapsing into utter chaos or anything.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at August 12, 2021 03:55 PM (Q/D32)
That was bad grammar and I apologize.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 12, 2021 03:56 PM (WVre4)
Posted by: bonhomme at August 12, 2021 03:54 PM (UW2ZS)
I brought seeds from NM when I moved to WI. Grew them. Totally not the same, for all the reasons you could imagine.
Posted by: Muad'dib - Shhhhh Baby, We're in New South Wales at August 12, 2021 03:56 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Muad'dib
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We discussed that regarding Vidalia onions.
Posted by: Georgia at August 12, 2021 03:56 PM (1vynn)
For mostly aesthetic reasons, I went with 'a', written 'ŕ' to prevent confusion with the indefinite article. Too hard for the PC idiots to do minor research, hmmm?
I didn't mangle the language with a neologism, or torture it by trying to turn a plural into a singular. They can keep their versions, but I'm not going to use them, especially in my stories where ŕ is already well established.
Posted by: empire 1 at August 12, 2021 03:56 PM (JJatH)
Bull Sh#t.
I have had my fill of these residents of the Island of Misfit Toys telling me normal no longer exists. We are not responsible for your mental health, and we will not coddle you with rubber-roomized language to save you from self halm.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 12, 2021 03:56 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 12, 2021 03:56 PM (GPx53)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at August 12, 2021 03:57 PM (Dc2NZ)
This headline is hilarious because we all know why this is true but no one will speak this truth. Because this is a racism, and nothing on God's green earth is worse for liberals and conservatives, than a racism. And nothing changes, Whites are blamed for black stupidity and failure, what else could it be? LOL Vote GOP they keep telling you how bad racisms are and doing nothing.
Posted by: RandbotFan at August 12, 2021 03:57 PM (epAJF)
Ended up in the Emergency room last Sat Morning, because I had coughed so hard I damaged myself.
But not Covid.
Posted by: Romeo13
But the doctors/nurses WANT it to be the china virus.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 12, 2021 03:57 PM (whuID)
Wait a second...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at August 12, 2021 03:54 PM (uvZbq)
That's why I turned Soc Sec on as SOON as I was old enough... to get as much out of it as possible before it goes bankrupt.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 12, 2021 03:57 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 12, 2021 03:50 PM (wAnMi)
Stallone is the real deal. Real short, but has talent, heart and has been through enough shit to know the smell of it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, The Suicide Squad review at August 12, 2021 03:57 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: 29Victor at August 12, 2021 03:57 PM (BJKQV)
Posted by: Tonypete at August 12, 2021 03:57 PM (mD/uy)
Fight. Oppose. Shame, suppress, mock, belittle, berate, beat.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, The Suicide Squad review at August 12, 2021 03:54 PM (XvPQV)
Huh, when we used to have a vermin problem, leaving their little dead chums hanging on a fence was often a good deterrent. They may be deviants and stupid AF, but seem to have a fairly normal self-preservation instinct.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 12, 2021 03:57 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: Ron DeSantis's Garbage at August 12, 2021 03:58 PM (DpkTQ)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 12, 2021 03:58 PM (3p5uk)
I brought seeds from NM when I moved to WI. Grew them. Totally not the same, for all the reasons you could imagine.
Posted by: Muad'dib - Shhhhh Baby, We're in New South Wales at August 12, 2021 03:56 PM (sjdRT)
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Chiles turned out Lutheran?
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at August 12, 2021 03:58 PM (Q/D32)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at August 12, 2021 03:57 PM (Dc2NZ)
There is no equal, only Zuul.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 12, 2021 03:58 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 12, 2021 03:58 PM (WVre4)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, The Suicide Squad review at August 12, 2021 03:57 PM (XvPQV)
Totally agree, and anybody that's given hollyweird several black eyes gets my respect.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 12, 2021 03:59 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
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Personally, I'm very uneasy about the *apparent* absence of the raptors. It's as if...as if they are planning something. It's quiet...too quiet.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 12, 2021 03:59 PM (CTJwJ)
Kinsley ALL THIS SHIT comes from anime and you know it!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 12, 2021 03:59 PM (j9HX3)
https://bit.ly/3AxQTw0
Posted by: bonhomme at August 12, 2021 03:59 PM (UW2ZS)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 12, 2021 03:57 PM (whuID)
Doc at the Emergency room was this cute little 30 year old Oriental Woman... asked me if I was vaccinated...
Said, no, Gulf War Vet and don't know how this experimental vaccine will do with those experimental vaccines...
Her reply? 'It's OK, neither am I'. Surprised me.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 12, 2021 03:59 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Flyover at August 12, 2021 03:59 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: pahound
Telegraph Road is a sublime, almost 13 minutes, of perfect music. Sad and beautiful lyrics. I can listen to it on a loop.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 12, 2021 03:59 PM (ifUkZ)
Posted by: Skip at August 12, 2021 03:59 PM (znIQ9)
Posted by: klaftern at August 12, 2021 03:59 PM (r4sI4)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at August 12, 2021 03:58 PM (Q/D32)
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They put them in lime jello salads!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at August 12, 2021 03:59 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: empire 1 at August 12, 2021 03:59 PM (JJatH)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 12, 2021 03:58 PM (WVre4)
Especially when they wear heels.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 12, 2021 03:59 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: 29Victor at August 12, 2021 03:57 PM (BJKQV)
Yeah, that's where the woman has a NEW excuse for no Blowjobs...
Mask is in the way....
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 12, 2021 04:00 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 10% at August 12, 2021 04:00 PM (Ez6QX)
Queue the gay men's choir singing that they are coming for you kids.
And...phrasing I guess?
Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2021 04:01 PM (DpkTQ)
Posted by: bonhomme at August 12, 2021 04:01 PM (UW2ZS)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker
Only the brave work without a net.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 12, 2021 04:01 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 12, 2021 03:58 PM (WVre4)
legs that go for days.... mmmm...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at August 12, 2021 04:01 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: Broseidon at August 12, 2021 04:01 PM (Y4Hmo)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 12, 2021 04:01 PM (+wfSw)
Did they give you any meds/antbiotics?
Posted by: JROD at August 12, 2021 04:01 PM (0jZnq)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 12, 2021 04:01 PM (+wfSw)
LOL!
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at August 12, 2021 04:01 PM (Zz0t1)
I should say it's the corrupt CDC-DNC that wants everything to be the china virus, not (most of) the docs and nurses.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 12, 2021 04:02 PM (whuID)
https://bit.ly/3AxQTw0
Posted by: bonhomme at August 12, 2021 03:59 PM (UW2ZS)
What the actual fuck?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 12, 2021 04:02 PM (3zvej)
Posted by: Allie at August 12, 2021 04:02 PM (PC3pt)
Posted by: bluebell at August 12, 2021 03:32 PM (wyw4S)
Me, neither. Just reading about them hurts.
Posted by: Flyover at August 12, 2021 04:02 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Muad'dib - Shhhhh Baby, We're in New South Wales at August 12, 2021 03:36 PM
We got them in last week. Bought 10 pounds. already have made chile rellenos and hatch salsa. roasted, peeled, and froze a bunch for later usage. $0.99/#
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 12, 2021 04:02 PM (w5raC)
Kidding, kidding. When I was New Mexican, we joked about embargoing Hatch shipments outside the State.
Posted by: Muad'dib - Shhhhh Baby, We're in New South Wales at August 12, 2021 03:51 PM
Yah, they ship a lot here. What doesn't get shipped here are Chimayo chilies. Now I can see embargoing Florida, given their reputed proclivity to put carrots in chili, but Texans, as one of the few remaining reservoirs of decency, find that to be a crime against the natural order, and should have access to Chimayos.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 12, 2021 04:02 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: pahound at August 12, 2021 04:02 PM (ZBI3u)
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at August 12, 2021 04:01 PM (8D42x)
Ummm
Yes.
I want to go to a Halloween party with her. She can be the elf maiden. I'll be her hobbit.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 12, 2021 04:02 PM (WVre4)
We volunteer to give him the anal swab!
Posted by: The Gay Men's Choir of SF at August 12, 2021 04:03 PM (DpkTQ)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 12, 2021 04:03 PM (whuID)
Posted by: Braenyard
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Ken Burns George Stephanopoulis (sp?)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 12, 2021 04:03 PM (CTJwJ)
Posted by: JROD at August 12, 2021 04:01 PM (0jZnq)
Nope, Doc thought it was viral... so antibiotics wouldn't help.
Just the usual allergy meds, and a really strong cough syrup.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 12, 2021 04:03 PM (oHd/0)
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one person thinks it's the delta even though I have had no respiratory problems. Like..."uh? huh?"
just chills nausea and fucking muscle pain. and sleeping for 12 hour intervals.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at August 12, 2021 04:03 PM (ZZK0E)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 12, 2021 04:02 PM (WVre4)
that's a good plan.
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at August 12, 2021 04:03 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 12, 2021 03:58 PM (WVre4)
Being 5' 5", that is definite bunk material for me. I adore tall women.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 12, 2021 04:03 PM (2JVJo)
For some of these companies who are pushing the deadline out to November, I'm thinking that this "policy" is for the calming of the Maskhole Karens, and over the next few months leadership is hoping that this isn't an issue. Probably these policies are made very public so that if keeps the government off their backs.
It gives those who haven't bent the knee to Ba'al time to conjure up some BS for their co-workers.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 12, 2021 04:04 PM (+LCoQ)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 12, 2021 04:04 PM (whuID)
Posted by: Eeyore at August 12, 2021 04:04 PM (7X3UV)
Hey, Ya, we're the kinky breeders that perpetuate the species.
And, by the way, we're glad y'all prefer door #2.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 12, 2021 04:04 PM (+wfSw)
Most of the "cases" in the July/August "surge" of 2020 and 2021 are...
fcking Hayfever and regular Allergies.
Yes, I believe most people who think they have the china virus and then go to the hospital with "symptoms" actually have Allergies.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 12, 2021 03:50 PM (whuID)
I've thought that more than once, especially as bad as the grass pollen has been this year. The only time I thought I was sick was back Nov 2019, and that very well could have been Covid with the Chinese population here in the swank part of Silicon Valley.
But real question: Can they test accurately? I hear so many conflicting opinions - the only ones that seem certain are the people testing. How can they tell it's covid vs a regular cold? Or are they guessing, and that's why there's no longer influenza?
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 12, 2021 04:05 PM (wAnMi)
Arnie says "I have the right to do X, Y and Z.' When you affect other people, that is when it gets serious."
I love how this logic never applies when its "I have the right to not catch a virus with a 99% survival rate, feel safe, etc." Yeah, you don't affect other people by shutting down their jobs, forcing them into depression, domestic violence, experimental vaccines that hurt or kill people, etc. The cognitive dissonance. It burns.
Posted by: DPICM at August 12, 2021 04:05 PM (M2VUX)
Posted by: Broseidon at August 12, 2021 04:06 PM (icI8A)
@Breaking911 2m
BREAKING: Jamie Spears Agrees to Step Down as Britney Spears' Conservator - TMZ
Posted by: Tami at August 12, 2021 04:06 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at August 12, 2021 04:06 PM (fVNsG)
Now here are my pronouns, you may now suck my lady dick, and when are you scheduling your son's dick removal?
Posted by: Some Tolerant Lefty at August 12, 2021 04:06 PM (DpkTQ)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at August 12, 2021 03:57 PM
It can be ... difficult ... to find equals at the ends of the height spectrum
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 12, 2021 04:06 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 12, 2021 04:06 PM (+wfSw)
The actual number was 783 children in 39 days.
https://bit.ly/3jORmn0
Posted by: bonhomme at August 12, 2021 04:06 PM (UW2ZS)
By the way, seen your comments recently. Condolences.
Posted by: JROD at August 12, 2021 04:06 PM (0jZnq)
https://tinyurl.com/4m9np68a
Posted by: Fool Otto at August 12, 2021 04:07 PM (DB16e)
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 12, 2021 03:57 PM (oHd/0)
Did the same with the wife. If she waited until later for the larger payout, the time between watch she got now when the larger payments catch up was something like 12 years after she started getting the larger payments.
Posted by: Beartooth at August 12, 2021 04:07 PM (Mo2gk)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 12, 2021 03:58 PM (WVre4)
Being 5' 5", that is definite bunk material for me. I adore tall women.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 12, 2021 04:03 PM (2JVJo)
Was in a Military club in San Diego once... saw this pretty girl sitting there while all her friends were dancing... sooo.... asked her to dance.
She first said 'no'... but I said come on.... and took her hand to help her stand up... and up.... and up...
6' 4" Marine Sgt. Had a fun night.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 12, 2021 04:07 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 12, 2021 04:03 PM (2JVJo)
So you like looking *up* to them, that's what you're saying?
Posted by: Thrawn at August 12, 2021 04:07 PM (wQb4c)
Posted by: Broseidon at August 12, 2021 04:07 PM (icI8A)
"Texas Representative Dan Crenshaw Claims No 2020 Election Manipulation"
Looks like he's courting the Marxist and illegal alien vote ...
Posted by: ShainS at August 12, 2021 04:08 PM (AiVi3)
Posted by: SFGoth (KAi1n) at August 12, 2021 04:08 PM (KAi1n)
By the way, seen your comments recently. Condolences.
Posted by: JROD at August 12, 2021 04:06 PM (0jZnq)
thanks.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 12, 2021 04:08 PM (oHd/0)
Did they give you any meds/antbiotics?
Posted by: JROD at August 12, 2021 04:01 PM (0jZnq)
If you're coughing for more than a couple of days see a freaking doctor. You could have walking pneumonia. Also, I've read several places that acid reflux is a covid indicator. This was back when it first started, but wouldn't think it's changed at all.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 12, 2021 04:08 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine
https://youtu.be/Dgp9MPLEAqA
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 12, 2021 04:08 PM (ifUkZ)
Posted by: Thrawn at August 12, 2021 04:07 PM (wQb4c)
There's something to be said for a woman who can wrap her legs around you.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 12, 2021 04:09 PM (WVre4)
Ask them the Origins of Rights. When it boils down to Rights = Whatever I want, then ask where their authority to impose hardships on others came into being.
Ask specifically for the date and circumstances.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 12, 2021 04:09 PM (+LCoQ)
Don't you dare sneeze or cough in public like you did before the 2020 election.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) what if Marek's was the experiment? at August 12, 2021 04:09 PM (ZLyax)
So...good luck to a 6'2 woman...hope she speaks dutch.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2021 04:09 PM (DpkTQ)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
And what same parent would allow that? I would be in jail.
Posted by: Infidel at August 12, 2021 04:09 PM (VDqwV)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, The Suicide Squad review at August 12, 2021 03:57 PM (XvPQV)
Totally agree, and anybody that's given hollyweird several black eyes gets my respect.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 12, 2021 03:59 PM (wAnMi)
I like Stallone a lot . Though I'm waiting for CBD to post one of his paintings on the art thread. Would be epic comments.
Posted by: Just a side note at August 12, 2021 04:09 PM (2DOZq)
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nah, bro...we spotted you a year and a half. sorry. We're done, either live or die.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at August 12, 2021 04:10 PM (ZZK0E)
Posted by: Infidel at August 12, 2021 04:10 PM (VDqwV)
The actual number was 783 children in 39 days.
https://bit.ly/3jORmn0
Posted by: bonhomme at August 12, 2021 04:06 PM (UW2ZS)
Let's not bicker over a digit here, a comma there, what's important is think of the children!!
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 12, 2021 04:10 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at August 12, 2021 03:57 PM
It can be ... difficult ... to find equals at the ends of the height spectrum
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 12, 2021 04:06 PM (a3Q+t)
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I know just the person! I was at the ER a while back, and the woman who checked me in had to go get some paperwork she had just printed out. When she slid out of her chair, she was exactly the same height as when she was sitting. She had to use a step stool to get the papers out of the printer.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 12, 2021 04:10 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine
I almost said the Book of Esther but now that I think about it there is much disagreement over it's authors - iirc.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 12, 2021 04:10 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at August 12, 2021 04:10 PM (YynYJ)
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5800 children in Texas were hospitalized NEAR covid during one seven day period in August.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) what if Marek's was the experiment? at August 12, 2021 04:10 PM (ZLyax)
Did you mean 3"? I'm 6'5", but I'm taken.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 12, 2021 04:11 PM (UW2ZS)
Posted by: Skip at August 12, 2021 04:11 PM (znIQ9)
Now do crime. Or HIV. Or paying for welfare and on and on
Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2021 04:11 PM (DpkTQ)
Posted by: empire 1 at August 12, 2021 04:12 PM (JJatH)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 12, 2021 04:09 PM (WVre4)
I saw "Goldeneye", sometimes that doesn't turn out well for hapless guy.
Posted by: Thrawn at August 12, 2021 04:12 PM (wQb4c)
Posted by: Just a side note at August 12, 2021 04:09 PM (2DOZq)
I'd totally forgotten he was doing the gallery tours 10 years back. I guess he's still painting, but they probably don't talk about it since he's borderline falling out of favor.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 12, 2021 04:12 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: JROD at August 12, 2021 04:13 PM (0jZnq)
Posted by: SFGoth (KAi1n) at August 12, 2021 04:08 PM (KAi1n)
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It gets the rage-clicks.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at August 12, 2021 04:13 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: redridinghood at August 12, 2021 04:13 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: pahound at August 12, 2021 04:13 PM (ZBI3u)
Don't you dare sneeze or cough in public like you did before the 2020 election.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) what if Marek's was the experiment
I get a sneezing fit once a day, usually 4 in a row then nothing until sometime the next day. There is no pattern of why, when, or where. So now when I breakout with a fit in public, people freeze then scurry away.
Posted by: Beartooth at August 12, 2021 04:13 PM (Mo2gk)
Posted by: Le Great Artiste Hunter at August 12, 2021 04:13 PM (zLQj8)
The insanity in this post doesn't reflect the attitudes of 98% of the population. You'll find these little shits only in the blue shitholes.
Posted by: Justsayin' at August 12, 2021 04:13 PM (Fs5vw)
The actual number was 783 children in 39 days.
https://bit.ly/3jORmn0
Posted by: bonhomme at August 12, 2021 04:06 PM (UW2ZS)
This happens so often it has to be intentional. The left latches on to these numbers, no matter how nuts they sound, and they become part of their reality.
Posted by: 29Victor at August 12, 2021 04:14 PM (BJKQV)
Did you mean 3"? I'm 6'5", but I'm taken.
Posted by: bonhomme
3'. Six foot five dating a 3 foot five woman. Yeah. Has to be a typo.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 12, 2021 04:14 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 12, 2021 04:03 PM (2JVJo)
So you like looking *up* to them, that's what you're saying?
Posted by: Thrawn at August 12, 2021 04:07 PM (wQb4c)
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Think that scene in Revenge of the Nerds, where Wormser is chatting with two Omega Mus.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 12, 2021 04:14 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: clutch cargo
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'If it saves only *one* life...'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 12, 2021 04:14 PM (DMQdU)
That is a world class mind-fuck.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 12, 2021 04:15 PM (UW2ZS)
Oh, right--tiktok. Libtards.
Those pwecious dahlings really need to get over themselves!
Posted by: JQ, a hick in the sticks at August 12, 2021 04:15 PM (dB4Iz)
Posted by: 29Victor at August 12, 2021 04:14 PM (BJKQV)
This happened to Florida just last weekend - the CDC said that there was 29,000 Coof cases in one day. Turns out that number was a combined total, but it got the flapping heads on the Sunday shows squawking.
Posted by: Thrawn at August 12, 2021 04:15 PM (wQb4c)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at August 12, 2021 04:16 PM (d9FiS)
JUST IN - Pelosi increases maximum annual salary for House staffers to $199,300 - up from $173,900 (Axios)
Posted by: Tami at August 12, 2021 04:16 PM (cF8AT)
The actual number was 783 children in 39 days.
https://bit.ly/3jORmn0
Posted by: bonhomme at August 12, 2021 04:06 PM (UW2ZS)
2 questions - as to the 783: what qualifies as a child? 18 year olds? Obumbles' s 26 year old children?
And with covid/not "FOR covid", right?
Posted by: LASue at August 12, 2021 04:16 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: pahound at August 12, 2021 04:17 PM (ZBI3u)
Posted by: Beartooth
4? I'll sneeze fifteen times during a sneezing jag. Then comes the sinus drainage.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 12, 2021 04:17 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Just a side note at August 12, 2021 04:17 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: LASue at August 12, 2021 04:17 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: pahound at August 12, 2021 04:18 PM (ZBI3u)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 12, 2021 04:18 PM (+wfSw)
Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2021 04:18 PM (DpkTQ)
Posted by: FriscoYoda at August 12, 2021 04:18 PM (+56GQ)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 12, 2021 04:19 PM (2JVJo)
Missouri Attorney General Eric Schmitt commits to fighting against Covid mandates, saying he doesn't want to live in a "bio-medical security state"
https://tinyurl.com/yhhxtx3x
Posted by: Tami at August 12, 2021 04:19 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Pleistocene Megafauna at August 12, 2021 04:20 PM (kyKhl)
@ComfortablySmug
Joe Biden: "There's gonna be no circumstance where you see people being lifted off the roof of a embassy of the United States from Afghanistan. It is not at all comparable."
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His word as a Biden.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at August 12, 2021 04:20 PM (d9FiS)
Posted by: SFGoth (KAi1n) at August 12, 2021 04:08 PM (KAi1n)
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It gets the rage-clicks.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at August 12, 2021 04:13 PM (Dc2NZ)
***********
I just showed a friend of mine who has young kids a few of these so that she is aware of what the Left is pushing. Needless to say she was horrified and is becoming a real tiger mom.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 12, 2021 04:20 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Beartooth
4? I'll sneeze fifteen times during a sneezing jag. Then comes the sinus drainage.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 12, 2021 04:17 PM (OCTRt)
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My regular sneezes are usually 3 in a row. Occasionally, it's either 2 or 4, which makes me a little uneasy.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 12, 2021 04:20 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Tami at August 12, 2021 04:16 PM (
They're still under paid. I mean they're the ones actually writing and reading the bills unlike our useless congressmen who only show up to work in time for lunch and an early round of golf or sodimizing an under age page.
Posted by: Beartooth at August 12, 2021 04:20 PM (Mo2gk)
Posted by: Javems at August 12, 2021 04:21 PM (8SSHh)
@ComfortablySmug
Joe Biden: "There's gonna be no circumstance where you see people being lifted off the roof of a embassy of the United States from Afghanistan. It is not at all comparable."
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His word as a Biden.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at August 12, 2021 04:20 PM (d9FiS)
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They'll just be left to die.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 12, 2021 04:21 PM (CAJOC)
Same, but I wanted to emphasize the ridiculously huge gap between the reported number and timespan with the lower, claimed number and timespan.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 12, 2021 04:21 PM (UW2ZS)
That is a world class mind-fuck.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 12, 2021 04:15 PM (UW2ZS)
Wasn't that "Stop, or my mom will shoot?"
Still, good gag by Arnuld. At least Stallone didn't engage in decadence with his maid though.
Posted by: Thrawn at August 12, 2021 04:22 PM (wQb4c)
Posted by: Javems at August 12, 2021 04:21 PM (8SSHh)
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Just list all your kinks, and then cram 'em all together. It'll be like speaking German!
Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 12, 2021 04:22 PM (CAJOC)
New America = 57 genders, and the tomato flavored ice cream ration will be increased as soon as we defeat Eastasia
Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2021 04:22 PM (DpkTQ)
My kid double sneezes every time.
A-choo-choo. It's not forced or affected at all, just a bi-nodal sneeze.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 12, 2021 04:23 PM (UW2ZS)
I like my men like I like my semi-trailers. 53'
Posted by: The 50 Foot Woman at August 12, 2021 04:23 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: pahound at August 12, 2021 04:23 PM (ZBI3u)
And that includes you as well Ms Upton
Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2021 04:23 PM (DpkTQ)
Posted by: Just a side note at August 12, 2021 04:24 PM (2DOZq)
Joe Biden: "There's gonna be no circumstance where you see people being lifted off the roof of a embassy of the United States from Afghanistan. It is not at all comparable."
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His word as a Biden.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at August 12, 2021 04:20 PM (d9FiS)
They'll just be left to die.
Posted by: No One of Consequence
Ahh. The Hillary compromise.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at August 12, 2021 04:24 PM (d9FiS)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 12, 2021 04:25 PM (I2VcN)
Posted by: Justsayin' at August 12, 2021 04:25 PM (Fs5vw)
My kid double sneezes every time.
A-choo-choo. It's not forced or affected at all, just a bi-nodal sneeze.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 12, 2021 04:23 PM (UW2ZS)
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My Dad had the loudest sneeze I ever heard. Every time he sneezed, it sounded like he was saying "ka-BLOO-shi"
Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 12, 2021 04:25 PM (CAJOC)
They have managed to perfect asymmetrical warfare. They have defeated us with a social media app that celebrates and amplifies our most useless and toxic societal elements.
Well done.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 12, 2021 04:25 PM (REyjb)
Posted by: Justsayin' at August 12, 2021 04:25 PM (Fs5vw)
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Didn't really figure on them all going to Congress.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 12, 2021 04:26 PM (CAJOC)
It's hilarious.
https://bit.ly/37SkWm9
Not a single one of the sailors in the clip can shoot, at all. Several pistol shots filmed in Hollywood slow-mo show the sailor's support hand flying off as they limp wrist the shot. One sailor has his head cocked over, but is about three inches away from having a cheek weld.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 12, 2021 04:26 PM (UW2ZS)
Posted by: f'd at August 12, 2021 04:26 PM (Tnijr)
Pelosi made sure they were all funded.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 12, 2021 04:27 PM (KZzsI)
BREAKING: The Supreme Court refuses grant Indiana University students' request to block the school's vaccine mandate. Justice Amy Coney Barrett rejected the request without referring it to the full court.
What a waste of space she turned out to be.
Posted by: Tami at August 12, 2021 04:28 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: pahound at August 12, 2021 04:28 PM (ZBI3u)
Posted by: Thrawn at August 12, 2021 04:28 PM (wQb4c)
The actual number was 783 children in 39 days.
Eh, they were close, it was a number in a certain number time period. What is this algebra or something???
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 12, 2021 04:29 PM (KZzsI)
https://tinyurl.com/yhhxtx3x
Posted by: Tami at August 12, 2021 04:19 PM (cF8AT)
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Missouri's getting on board. Great.
The gov pushes a little harder and he will be on the gold star list with DeSantis and Abbott.
Posted by: One at a time the dominoes fall at August 12, 2021 04:29 PM (+wfSw)
Posted by: Justsayin' at August 12, 2021 04:25 PM (Fs5vw)
This, don't remember if it was carter or reagan.
Posted by: Infidel at August 12, 2021 04:29 PM (VDqwV)
Posted by: Skip at August 12, 2021 04:29 PM (znIQ9)
Hey I couldn't have gotten this sweet book deal without you suckers, err, I mean fellow conservatives.
Posted by: ACB at August 12, 2021 04:29 PM (DpkTQ)
Posted by: Tami at August 12, 2021 04:28 PM (cF8AT)
A lot of Us here knew this would happen
Posted by: It's me donna at August 12, 2021 04:30 PM (I2VcN)
I love how this logic never applies when its "I have the right to not catch a virus with a 99% survival rate, feel safe, etc." Yeah, you don't affect other people by shutting down their jobs, forcing them into depression, domestic violence, experimental vaccines that hurt or kill people, etc. The cognitive dissonance. It burns.
Posted by: DPICM at August 12, 2021 04:05 PM (M2VUX)
Ahnold, now do abortions
Posted by: LASue at August 12, 2021 04:31 PM (Ed8Zd)
ICYMI==> Who's the 'schmuck' now?: Arnold Schwarzenegger and Alexander Vindman spotted maskless for photo-op
https://tinyurl.com/yhhc7p2z
Posted by: Tami at August 12, 2021 04:31 PM (cF8AT)
https://tinyurl.com/hcxukhyw
Posted by: Secretary Robert Gates at August 12, 2021 04:32 PM (mZzAJ)
That doesn't make it those things "genders".
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 12, 2021 04:32 PM (N2of/)
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it was pointed out to me that she was a female cuck, it's true, too much adoption. Too much demon-pope catholicism. There was that cuban chick who would've been much more hardcore.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at August 12, 2021 04:32 PM (ZZK0E)
Posted by: pahound at August 12, 2021 04:32 PM (ZBI3u)
If one owns a business he can set up rules and standards for employment. For the court to go against that will set a bad precedent.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 12, 2021 04:32 PM (+wfSw)
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There are few things as Science-ignorant as "assigned at birth".
No, you have genes as genetic instruction or you would be nothing. It's your genetic instructions on how to put you together that contains a Y or a second X.
There is no *you* without the instructions on how to make you. So, you weren't "assigned" shit. You *are* XX or XY (or a variation).
If I'm assigned a seat, I exist before the seat.
Posted by: Axeman at August 12, 2021 04:33 PM (XHhHI)
Were they born that way or not?
Posted by: ACB at August 12, 2021 04:33 PM (DpkTQ)
Eh, they were close, it was a number in a certain number time period. What is this algebra or something???
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 12, 2021 04:29 PM (KZzsI)
In Oregon it doesn't matter.
Some children. Sum children.
Potato
Potato
Posted by: Diogenes at August 12, 2021 04:33 PM (axyOa)
ICYMI==> Who's the 'schmuck' now?: Arnold Schwarzenegger and Alexander Vindman spotted maskless for photo-op
https://tinyurl.com/yhhc7p2z
Posted by: Tami at August 12, 2021 04:31 PM (cF8AT)
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Screw his freedom. Put him in jail for passing the delta variant to the retarded community.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 12, 2021 04:34 PM (LvTSG)
when I was in Vaxghanistan, they were clucking over 10,000 12 year olds in the ER. I was like, "uh really?" and sure enough...loud wrong answer buzzer.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at August 12, 2021 04:34 PM (ZZK0E)
You joke, but I've actually seen trannies arguing that if you don't want to fuck a tranny you're some kind of "hater" or "transphobic" or some shit.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 12, 2021 04:35 PM (N2of/)
Posted by: Skip at August 12, 2021 04:29 PM (znIQ9)
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Puddin Head is sending 3,000 troops b a c k to Afghanistan to pick up Americans.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 12, 2021 04:35 PM (+wfSw)
>>What a waste of space she turned out to be.
She'll probably explain her decision in her new book, Not Up To Speed - The Amy Coney Barrett Story - How I Fucked Trump in PA and America Generally.
Or Alternatively...
Heckuva job Federalist Society, Heckuva Job!!!
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 12, 2021 04:36 PM (moFdV)
https://tinyurl.com/jcsyw56x
Posted by: Secretary Robert Gates at August 12, 2021 04:36 PM (mZzAJ)
I know it's cold comfort because we're all going to have to deal with massive fallout. BUT:
- Lefties broke it. Lefties bought it.
Our responsibility is to make sure they end up suffering the lion's share of the damage. And at this stage, I don't care if they end up losing their families and die of broken hearts. Fuck 'em.
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 12, 2021 04:36 PM (L2ZTs)
#BREAKING: The Texas Supreme Court just halted a Harris County judge's order that was protecting absent Democrats from arrest warrants.
Earlier this week, SCOTX also halted a Travis County judge's order that was shielding the Democrats from arrest.
https://tinyurl.com/yk37tkzy
Posted by: Tami at August 12, 2021 04:36 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: DPICM at August 12, 2021 04:05 PM (M2VUX)
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Nice to know that ransacking Target stores doesn't affect anybody else.
Like Target won't have to charge *anybody* else a higher price because their entire inventory walked out through broken windows.
Posted by: Axeman at August 12, 2021 04:36 PM (XHhHI)
Posted by: Skip at August 12, 2021 04:36 PM (znIQ9)
I think his retreat as Governor was kind of predictable - when he couldn't get his way on the proposition votes he just handed the keys to his Lt. and gave up -- like a loser bitch.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 12, 2021 04:37 PM (t+fpV)
ICYMI==> Who's the 'schmuck' now?: Arnold Schwarzenegger and Alexander Vindman spotted maskless for photo-op
https://tinyurl.com/yhhc7p2z
Posted by: Tami at August 12, 2021 04:31 PM (cF8AT)
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It's fine. They are both sophisticated and vaccinated.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at August 12, 2021 04:37 PM (l5FxP)
Were they born that way or not?
Posted by: ACB
If they were born gay, then there's no reason to try to recruit or groom non born gay people.
If it's choice, then they can choose to be straight.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 12, 2021 04:38 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: pahound at August 12, 2021 04:38 PM (ZBI3u)
Posted by: bonhomme at August 12, 2021 04:26 PM (UW2ZS)
I don't even know what to say. There's 13 year old kids at my range that have far better grip/control that that guy with the pistol. Maybe they put they/them in so we wouldn't pay attention to the guy shooting a rifle for the first time. Notice we don't see the targets. As a positive, they probably get about a dozen uses out of the targets before having to replace them.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 12, 2021 04:38 PM (wAnMi)
Born this way right...?
Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2021 04:38 PM (DpkTQ)
** Not applicable during a pandemic.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at August 12, 2021 04:39 PM (l5FxP)
We need simple criteria: Do they know the words "Hang 'em"?
Posted by: Axeman at August 12, 2021 04:40 PM (XHhHI)
https://mobile.twitter.com/goodblackdude/
status/1425825802285772801
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 12, 2021 04:40 PM (kb6KU)
I have a hunch most of us would take Bill Clinton over Joe in a heartbeat right now. (Hillary would have to be six feet under though.)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 12, 2021 04:40 PM (L2ZTs)
Paste Eater groping kids = ok
People living their lives normally without masks = evil
Obama/Arnie/BearClaw/Cuomo partying without masks = ok
Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2021 04:40 PM (DpkTQ)
Posted by: Secretary Robert Gates at August 12, 2021 04:40 PM (mZzAJ)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 12, 2021 04:40 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: a.moron at August 12, 2021 04:40 PM (tu3iY)
Did you see the sailor with the AR at about 12 seconds? Head cocked over and still miles from a cheek weld.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 12, 2021 04:40 PM (UW2ZS)
Posted by: LostInSpace at August 12, 2021 04:41 PM (ESLBo)
Posted by: Skip at August 12, 2021 04:36 PM (znIQ9
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To undo learned hetersexuality and bring out the innate tomo within all of us.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at August 12, 2021 04:41 PM (LvTSG)
I have thought about this awhile, and I am thinking a lottery. Maybe we stone one person from each town once a year, based on a lottery.
thoughts?
Posted by: Shirley Jackson at August 12, 2021 04:41 PM (t+fpV)
Good luck with that. The commies are still blaming the California homeless problem on "Reagan".
Reagan hasn't been Governor of California for 46 years.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 12, 2021 04:41 PM (N2of/)
Yep, without explanation. Just "denied."
Posted by: bonhomme at August 12, 2021 04:41 PM (UW2ZS)
Posted by: Secretary Robert Gates at August 12, 2021 04:40 PM (mZzAJ)
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The Soutering begins....
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at August 12, 2021 04:42 PM (l5FxP)
Posted by: Thrawn at August 12, 2021 04:42 PM (wQb4c)
thoughts?
Posted by: Shirley Jackson
May the odds forever be in your favor.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 12, 2021 04:43 PM (OCTRt)
Survey of new mask mandates is 83% for, 17% against.
Now I know Nextdoor is infested with Karens (and this Nextdoor even more so) but I was shocked at the ignorance of these "people."
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 12, 2021 03:33 PM (w5raC)
Nah, its easy to understand. They ignore such mandates, so it doesn't affect them. They just want the hoi-polloi to be forced to mask up, probably by the police they defund and the shopkeepers they run out of business with closures.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2021 04:43 PM (eoQWY)
https://mobile.twitter.com/goodblackdude/
status/1425825802285772801
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 12, 2021 04:40 PM (kb6KU)
We were breaking up on gab at this video earlier - at first I thought she was having a seizure.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 12, 2021 04:43 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at August 12, 2021 04:43 PM (l5FxP)
I think that's a pretty simple answer for her votes since then no?
Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2021 04:44 PM (DpkTQ)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 12, 2021 04:45 PM (I2VcN)
They don't teach US Sailors how to shoot either. Even when I was doing boarding Team stuff in the Gulf... to prepare I had to pay for my own ammo and range time.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 12, 2021 04:45 PM (oHd/0)
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"10 minutes to Wapner!"
Posted by: ShainS at August 12, 2021 04:45 PM (AiVi3)
https://tinyurl.com/jcsyw56x
Posted by: Secretary Robert Gates at August 12, 2021 04:36 PM (mZzAJ)
Does anybody there speak English? This is borderline ebonics. I think I understand what they're attempting to say, but damn.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 12, 2021 04:45 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 12, 2021 04:46 PM (I2VcN)
The Jesuits killed whatever faith they may have had when they arrived.
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at August 12, 2021 04:46 PM (xopIz)
I have thought about this awhile, and I am thinking a lottery. Maybe we stone one person from each town once a year, based on a lottery.
thoughts?
Posted by: Shirley Jackson at August 12, 2021 04:41 PM (t+fpV)
I like .22 caliber lead poisoning to the gut, or into the lower abdomen from the anus, then rope burns from being strapped to a lamp post with just the toes touching to make it hurt more.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (VcFUs) - at August 12, 2021 04:46 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at August 12, 2021 04:47 PM (l5FxP)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 12, 2021 04:48 PM (mZzAJ)
Posted by: 2nd round of Covid Jail is just around the corner at August 12, 2021 04:48 PM (l5R6/)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 12, 2021 04:48 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at August 12, 2021 04:47 PM (l5FxP)
I don't think so. Just a product of the finest graduate schools in lefty utopia paradise cities.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (VcFUs) - at August 12, 2021 04:48 PM (VcFUs)
Yep, without explanation. Just "denied."
Posted by: bonhomme at August 12, 2021 04:41 PM (UW2ZS
Any parent that allows their kids to go to a university should be hung.
Posted by: Justsayin' at August 12, 2021 04:48 PM (Fs5vw)
How many immediately went to the hsopuitil for dehydration, rape, malnutrition, pregnancy, etc? My guess is... a lot
Posted by: LASue at August 12, 2021 04:49 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 12, 2021 03:33 PM (w5raC)
Nah, its easy to understand. They ignore such mandates, so it doesn't affect them. They just want the hoi-polloi to be forced to mask up, probably by the police they defund and the shopkeepers they run out of business with closures.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2021 04:43 PM (eoQWY)
I'd assume Montecito is just as messed up. Gotta remember that Santa Barbara is a college town, and a strange damn college town at that. They also manage to keep the violent crime rate pretty hush-hush. I'm guessing that they hate the tourists, and as such expect them to cover their faces. I'd also bet that when they're at Bouchon or The Toma those masks stay in their man-purses.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 12, 2021 04:49 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: Just a side note at August 12, 2021 04:49 PM (2DOZq)
We're way post normalizing it, and well into compulsory participation.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 12, 2021 03:49 PM (bDqIh)
Actually I think it did just that to an extent. A good chunk of the male homosexual and lesbian community did drop down from prominence and now Dave Rubin is able to drift away from hard leftism.
The problem for the world is the left shifted to even smaller crank groups filled with grifter frauds, and in England mainline man hating lesbians are being prosecuted for hate crime for not dating men in dresses.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2021 04:50 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at August 12, 2021 04:50 PM (xopIz)
My dad was Air Force, so I didn't have much contact with Navy guys until later in life. The more I hear about you guys, the more I'm convinced the Navy is an awful experience. Your food is terrible. You're stuffed into little, tiny spaces on ships. Your training is terrible.
This isn't an indictment on you. I feel bad for you guys.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 12, 2021 04:50 PM (UW2ZS)
Posted by: 2nd round of Covid Jail is just around the corner at August 12, 2021 04:50 PM (l5R6/)
Do you have a newsletter good sir?
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 12, 2021 04:51 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: Justsayin'"
Well I sent my kids to a university and I am hung so there.
Posted by: f'd at August 12, 2021 04:51 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Skip at August 12, 2021 04:51 PM (znIQ9)
I remember you were invited to the Texas MoMe a while by people better than you and me. You should go. Please Kurt, go.
Posted by: JROD at August 12, 2021 04:52 PM (0jZnq)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 12, 2021 04:52 PM (wAnMi)
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"Doh--You know the thing!"
Posted by: Axeman at August 12, 2021 04:52 PM (XHhHI)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 12, 2021 04:52 PM (GPx53)
You joke, but I've actually seen trannies arguing that if you don't want to fuck a tranny you're some kind of "hater" or "transphobic" or some shit.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 12, 2021 04:35 PM (N2of/)
Saying so is a hate crime in England for TERFs - lesbians who don't want sex with men or "women with penises"
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2021 04:54 PM (eoQWY)
It would be very easy to design a cheap respirator with cheap disposable filter, face shield, positive pressure and very high filtering efficiency. If this was a threat, and if the officials wanted to stop the disease, they had 18 months.
No, they want the control and chaos to justify it. First to smear Trump, then to steal the election, then to sell vaccines, and now to move us to a totalitarian state.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 12, 2021 04:54 PM (t+fpV)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 12, 2021 04:52 PM (GPx53)
Great! I'm already doing stairs, and my PT isn't hurting me too much. Gonna wait for the other shoe to drop on Sunday after all the anesthesia and nerve blocks have fully worn off.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (VcFUs) - at August 12, 2021 04:56 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: pahound at August 12, 2021 04:58 PM (ZBI3u)
Posted by: f'd at August 12, 2021 04:59 PM (Tnijr)
I like my men like I like my semi-trailers. 53'
Posted by: The 50 Foot Woman at August 12, 2021 04:23 PM (Tnijr)
Taller, and 3x as smart and wealthy.
Its genetics, optimizing the situation of the children she will have, no matter what they consciously think about having kids.
Problem is these days, they tend to stop short of the practical advice that you need some situation, and if you want kids you need to do it before that becomes impossible that they used to get from moms/grandmas and then are bitter when reality bites.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2021 04:59 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at August 12, 2021 05:00 PM (oy1++)
ep 1 playing now
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12)
I think you will like it. The first few episodes are developing the characters, especially Simon (Peter) and Nicodemus, and giving you a feeling for the times.
You see them as real people, uplifted by Jesus. And the character, script and acting by the actor playing Jesus is very good. There were a few episodes that almost brought me to tears, they were that touching.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at August 12, 2021 05:02 PM (vcOmj)
I'm trying to remember where these people used to end up. Attics, basements, state mental institution, skid row.
Actually I guess they still do, but now they have an internet connection.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 12, 2021 05:03 PM (YQaKF)
"Pentagon sends 3,000 troops BACK to Afghanistan "
Posted by: f'd at August 12, 2021 05:03 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: EveR at August 12, 2021 05:07 PM (MUpk6)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at August 12, 2021 05:17 PM (oy1++)
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at August 12, 2021 05:26 PM (0V/8D)
Schutzstaffel (SS)
These people are control freaks, they get off on making you jump. Hence the more elaborate traps they set, like changing their gender once you get it right, demanding you memorize their unique wrist band gender code, etc.
They are making it more complex because they WANT you to fail at gendering them, to they can do their little victim dance, get dopamine hits from all those who commiserate, and force you to do some groveling apology tour to earn their mercy.
They are "weak" Nazis who demand our patience, empathy and tolerance until they grow strong enough to put their boot on our necks.
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 12, 2021 09:51 PM (49Exr)
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