The Crying Game: Tears Flow Like Soy at Partisan Democrat Re-Imagining of The Worst Day In American History

Testicrying.

Think of it as "Fiery But Peaceful Protests" except without the fire.

Meanwhile: Was this another FBI production?

Chris Stirewalt revealed it wasn't him who called Arizona for Biden earlier than anyone else -- it was Fox's still-serving president of news, the neoliberal NeverTrumper Bill Sammon.

Update: A friend reminds me that Bill Sammon left Fox this year. He "retired" at about the same time that Stirewalt left.

That's why Fox is showing this gavel-to-gavel. Their head of news is a filthy neoliberal c***s***er.

Fox is worse than CNN and MSNBC, because CNN and MSNBC aren't competition for a real conservative news alternative. Fox is controlled opposition, and it prevents any genuine opposition from arising.

Meanwhile, conservative congressmen are holding a presser about the political prisoners held without trial for doing 1% of what antifa and BLM did, and of course Fox won't cover that:

Update: More crying.

Posted by: Ace at 01:01 PM




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1 First!

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at July 27, 2021 12:01 PM (z5Vrg)

2 I just can't with this shit.

Posted by: Jordan61-(Ez6QX) at July 27, 2021 12:01 PM (Ez6QX)

3 st

Posted by: RUReadingthis at July 27, 2021 12:01 PM (aQ25I)

4 Shameful

Posted by: 496 at July 27, 2021 12:01 PM (VJsqe)

5 Oh, the huge manatee.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 27, 2021 12:01 PM (uYkml)

6 Sponge'st!

Posted by: reason at July 27, 2021 12:01 PM (W2YA6)

7 *sigh*

Posted by: SMH at July 27, 2021 12:01 PM (hjWtA)

8 Ja wohl! Ein Rechstag Commission

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 27, 2021 12:02 PM (htTIe)

9 Corgis and stuff.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 27, 2021 12:02 PM (uYkml)

10 Dox those weepy Cops

Posted by: It's me donna at July 27, 2021 12:02 PM (Zmnko)

11 Failure theater with really bad acting. Get the hook.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 27, 2021 12:03 PM (BFigT)

12 That video from "Theresa 2.0" is hilarious. Scariest. Thing. Ever.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 27, 2021 12:03 PM (3p5uk)

13 My Questionns About the Ashli Babbitt Incident
https://tinyurl.com/2k8rwz28

Posted by: Mike Sylwester at July 27, 2021 12:03 PM (VMWCy)

14 When does Lou Costello testify?

Posted by: ... at July 27, 2021 12:03 PM (sliVX)

15 Yes; I was another FBI production. They certainly have a lot of money to through around for crisis actors, don't they?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 27, 2021 12:03 PM (k39e/)

16 Kabukake Theatre as we remarked yesterday

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 27, 2021 12:03 PM (htTIe)

17 In preparation for his performance today, they plied him with estrogen and West Wing re-runs.
-- David Reaboi, Late Republic Nonsense (@davereaboi) July 27, 2021

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Oh, I dunno. I bet Quislinger has a fair amount of natural estrogen.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 27, 2021 12:04 PM (3p5uk)

18 12 That video from "Theresa 2.0" is hilarious. Scariest. Thing. Ever.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 27, 2021 12:03 PM (3p5uk)


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I was shook. I may not be able to sleep tonight.

Posted by: 496 at July 27, 2021 12:04 PM (VJsqe)

19 The Worst Day In American History
.......

Until Barbara Boxer got robbed.

Posted by: wth at July 27, 2021 12:04 PM (v0R5T)

20 Be sure and give extra for the weeping Cops!

Posted by: San Fran Nan at July 27, 2021 12:04 PM (Zmnko)

21 Federal Agent! Federal Agent! >>>>

Posted by: rickb223 at July 27, 2021 12:04 PM (hTPJO)

22 Heh. Jesse Kelly gives his frank assement of Michael Fanone, DC cop.

https://tinyurl.com/3ywh3pc3

Posted by: Thrawn at July 27, 2021 12:04 PM (5aFbR)

23 I think YD really nailed it on the last thread:

I'm sure he's weeping actual non-politician tears, like humans make, about the staggering horror of January 6th, a day that makes Babi Yar look a peanut.

Fercrissakes, this whole charade makes the Soviet show-trials look serious and real by comparison. This shit is amateur night at the community theater.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 27, 2021 11:54 AM (JN3xP)

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 27, 2021 12:05 PM (3p5uk)

24 The Worst Day In American History

FALN, "what about our blowing up the Capitol? Que?"

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 27, 2021 12:05 PM (htTIe)

25 Turned on Fox News once since the election and immediately regretted by decision. The sooner Fox News is out of business the better.

Posted by: USA at July 27, 2021 12:05 PM (9n8Rx)

26 What a fucking piece of shit.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 27, 2021 12:05 PM (AYo8M)

27 Meanwhile, conservative congressmen are holding a presser about the political prisoners held without trial for doing 1% of what antifa and BLM did, and of course Fox won't cover that:

1%? Maybe .01% and no higher.

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at July 27, 2021 12:05 PM (qoLdL)

28 We are a fundamentally unserious nation.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 27, 2021 12:05 PM (m+jkK)

29 Nice selective editing

Posted by: It's me donna at July 27, 2021 12:05 PM (Zmnko)

30 Looking more like Jan6th was an inside job by our own Govt as Tucker Carlson saidpic.twitter.com/2j2HV8vnIZ

****

Look at the immediate expression on the FBI agent directed at the guy who starts the FED! FED! FED! chant.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - science means that the COVID is adapting mostly to the vaccine at July 27, 2021 12:06 PM (sSzZe)

31 i added more crying

Posted by: ace at July 27, 2021 12:06 PM (0G13K)

32 Hmm, so, the FBI was out there, Jan 6, encouraging people to go into the Capitol?

Well, heck, he's a cop, and, it's a lawful order, right?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at July 27, 2021 12:06 PM (2SdPm)

33
*sigh*

Good times....

Posted by: Zombie Roland Freisler at July 27, 2021 12:06 PM (n+4am)

34 I'll stop believing crazy shit when crazy shit stops turning out to be true.

Posted by: ... at July 27, 2021 12:06 PM (sliVX)

35 The Worst Day In American History

FALN, "what about our blowing up the Capitol? Que?"
Posted by: Anna Puma


Canada is wondering about an honorable mention.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 27, 2021 12:07 PM (hTPJO)

36 This has touched me deeply, and I want to help. Starting today, I am announcing the "Shadout Mapes's Kleenex for Kops" initiative, to support these oh so brave and yet tragically traumatized heroes. Won't you join me?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the 501(c)3 CEO at July 27, 2021 12:07 PM (PiwSw)

37 Pro Wrestling > Congressional propaganda

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 27, 2021 12:07 PM (AYo8M)

38 The water damage from Schiff's grotesque peepers tearing up might require a new infrastructure bill.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at July 27, 2021 12:07 PM (y7DUB)

39 a day that makes Babi Yar look a peanut.

Babi Yar was a horrible thing, but your comment made me laugh.


Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 27, 2021 12:07 PM (k39e/)

40 Zombie Lee Harvey Oswald is wondering "WTF?"

Posted by: rickb223 at July 27, 2021 12:07 PM (hTPJO)

41 One thing is for sure. You get shot dead FB for trespassing in the Capitol building.

Summary execution style.

Posted by: torabora at July 27, 2021 12:07 PM (Y274z)

42 31 i added more crying
Posted by: ace at July 27, 2021 12:06 PM (0G13K)

Thanks... SanFranNan kangaroo Court... Now with more crying!

Posted by: It's me donna at July 27, 2021 12:08 PM (Zmnko)

43 Did Kinzinger step on a Lego?

Posted by: wth at July 27, 2021 12:08 PM (v0R5T)

44 Pro Wrestling > Congressional propaganda
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 27, 2021 12:07 PM (AYo8M)
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It has better acting, higher production value, the people are fit and ring girls are worth looking at.

Pro wrestling is *wildly* better than congressional propaganda.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 27, 2021 12:08 PM (3p5uk)

45 Fuck KissAssInger and The Wyoming Cuttle Fish...

But my true ire is directed at the Captial Police assholes who keep referring to the people they encountered that day as terrorists.

Fucking BLM set fire to fucking a fucking church across the street from the White House and these assholes fucking said nothing.

Their officers were beaned and injured by frozen water bottles that were chucked at them and these fucking assholes said nothing.


But what happened on 1/6 was apparently worse than a Puerto Rican terrorists shooting up the place in the 50's and the Weather Underground bombing it in the 70's

Fuck these people in the squeekhole with a barbwire wrapped jack fruit.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 27, 2021 12:08 PM (eq2Rd)

46 This is just pathetic. We're all left wondering who believes this nonsense.

Posted by: Revenant at July 27, 2021 12:08 PM (GvumD)

47 I missed the Worst Day In America Evar - Day 1. Did AOC's therapy team get to testify?

Posted by: LostInSpace at July 27, 2021 12:08 PM (XwiGU)

48 The Insmollettion

Posted by: ... at July 27, 2021 12:08 PM (sliVX)

49 There is not a person alive on either side of the aisle who saw the news about what happened in DC and thought to themselves, "Boy, I really hope Pelosi and McConnell are OK."

I don't think the pols will be able to gin up the sort of sympathy they imagine they will.

The press can generate big productions like this to push ruling class narratives, but they can't make the lower classes care.

Posted by: Thatch at July 27, 2021 12:08 PM (qWceQ)

50 hahahaha, scroll down in the FBI link and look at the second video.

Remember the anti-trump BLM / antifa black dude that was livestreaming about getting the party started in DC on the 6th and who was immediately released?

I'll give you three guesses as to who mysteriously appears right next to the FBI guy yelling about storming the capital. Go ahead. Guess.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - science means that the COVID is adapting mostly to the vaccine at July 27, 2021 12:09 PM (sSzZe)

51 Christa Mcauliffe is wondering "I spent my summer vacation all over Florida for this?"

Posted by: rickb223 at July 27, 2021 12:09 PM (hTPJO)

52 Until Barbara Boxer got robbed.
Posted by: wth at July 27, 2021 12:04 PM (v0R5T)

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Mugger: "Gimmie yo' money, bish!"
Boxer: "You know, I worked really hard for my title. Call me Senator."

Posted by: reason at July 27, 2021 12:09 PM (W2YA6)

53 Meanwhile, the rest of the world looks on and says, "Tell us again why we pay any attention to these people?"

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at July 27, 2021 12:09 PM (2SdPm)

54 This shit is amateur night at the community theater.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 27, 2021 11:54 AM (JN3xP)

Well, they're all amateurs at the community theatre, but the acting skills are probably better than the weeping folks in DC.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 27, 2021 12:09 PM (k39e/)

55 We're not a Democracy, fuckstick.
We were a Republic.
Now we're an Oligarchy, likely a totalitarian fascist-flavored one.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at July 27, 2021 12:09 PM (V6f9+)

56 You gotta love a good show trial.

Posted by: USA at July 27, 2021 12:10 PM (9n8Rx)

57 These are all audition tapes for msnbc host jobs.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 27, 2021 12:10 PM (jAjO8)

58 I heard some Dem congressman today claim there were 7 deaths that horrible day. Maybe somebodies grandmother died from the stress? They are desperately trying to get up to double digits. From there rounding up to 100 is a no-brainer. (which is closer to the number they were hoping for)

Posted by: Ripley at July 27, 2021 12:10 PM (MxEKc)

59 Ok. Can we just call this farce for what it is: Trump The Impeachment Part 3.

Posted by: LostInSpace at July 27, 2021 12:10 PM (XwiGU)

60 Show me the tape of people calling you the n word you lying pos crapweasel

Posted by: kinlaw at July 27, 2021 12:10 PM (bn+3c)

61 I'll give you three guesses as to who mysteriously appears right next to the FBI guy yelling about storming the capital. Go ahead. Guess.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - science means that the COVID is adapting mostly to the vaccine at July 27, 2021 12:09 PM (sSzZe)
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Without looking, I'm going with John Sullivan.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at July 27, 2021 12:10 PM (2SdPm)

62 Do they intend to maintain this charade till next November ?

Posted by: SMOD at July 27, 2021 12:10 PM (RHGPo)

63 Christa Mcauliffe is wondering "I spent my summer vacation all over Florida for this?"
Posted by: rickb223 at July 27, 2021 12:09 PM (hTPJO)

*chortles*

Posted by: Count de Monet, Free Agent (4I/2K) at July 27, 2021 12:10 PM (4I/2K)

64 "Read the post"st

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at July 27, 2021 12:10 PM (mtsFX)

65 Chris Isaak - Somebody's Crying
https://youtu.be/IHHC3XVudjY

Posted by: Doof at July 27, 2021 12:10 PM (mZUr4)

66 BabylonBee:
BREAKING: Scientists Warn That Within 6 Months Humanity Will Run Out Of Things To Call Racist

Posted by: SMOD at July 27, 2021 12:11 PM (RHGPo)

67 This is just pathetic. We're all left wondering who believes this nonsense.
Posted by: Revenant


81 million Bia Den voters.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 27, 2021 12:11 PM (hTPJO)

68 The lack of effort put into making the kayfabe look real is part of the intentional humiliation of the deplorables.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at July 27, 2021 12:11 PM (DXFDM)

69 62 Do they intend to maintain this charade till next November ?
Posted by: SMOD at July 27, 2021 12:10 PM (RHGPo)

Yes.. They're just getting started

Posted by: It's me donna at July 27, 2021 12:11 PM (Zmnko)

70 Did Kinzinger step on a Lego?
Posted by: wth at July 27, 2021 12:08 PM (v0R5T)

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Lemon juice in a paper cut.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at July 27, 2021 12:11 PM (2SdPm)

71 Testimoany

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 27, 2021 12:11 PM (/EuRN)

72 Was it Chip Diller from animal house played by Kevin Bacon?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 27, 2021 12:11 PM (csEWM)

73 People love this shit.

Wine moms especially. Everyone knows its fake but that's ok. Its the emotion that matters.

We all know movies are fake but they elicit real emotion.

Posted by: MJ at July 27, 2021 12:11 PM (zwDuR)

74 43 Did Kinzinger step on a Lego?
Posted by: wth at July 27, 2021 12:08 PM (v0R5T)

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A Lego? A LEGO? You're definitely on The List now, bub...

Posted by: The FBI at July 27, 2021 12:11 PM (W2YA6)

75 Rep. @AdamSchiff pretends to cry during 1/6 hearing pic.twitter.com/PCDa5gko1k
They aren't fake tears you assholes. My hemorrhoids are in agony thanks to Chuck Schumer. That guy told me lube is only for closers.
I swear my eyes almost popped out of my head!


Posted by: Adam Schiff at July 27, 2021 12:12 PM (DpkTQ)

76 Fox going out of business? You'd be surprised at how huge a market there is for people who claim to be "critical thinkers" but want nothing more than to accept every premise the left throws at them.

As long as there are cucksuckers who aspire to mingle with the likes of Jake Tapper, Chris Hayes, or Bill Sammon, there will be programming that caters to them.

Posted by: Homer's Donuts at July 27, 2021 12:12 PM (HK8/E)

77 55 We're not a Democracy, fuckstick.
We were a Republic.
Now we're an Oligarchy, likely a totalitarian fascist-flavored one.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at July 27, 2021 12:09 PM (V6f9+)

You'd think with how much Biden and Pelosi like ice cream we could get a chocolate, vanilla, or strawberry-flavored one, but no.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at July 27, 2021 12:12 PM (z5Vrg)

78 Oh, don't forget to Back the Blue and support veterans by buying BRCC.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at July 27, 2021 12:12 PM (DXFDM)

79 71 Testimoany
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 27, 2021 12:11 PM (/EuRN)


LOL

Posted by: It's me donna at July 27, 2021 12:12 PM (Zmnko)

80 "we need to go into the capitol ... Fed Fed Fed "


an FBI production ... and probably all those people meandering through the capitol (many waved in by cops) will get dawn raids and all kinds of trouble in their lives.


FBI is a terrorist organization, working for globalists ... running the coup/junta (imo).

Posted by: illiniwek at July 27, 2021 12:12 PM (Cus5s)

81 Oh FFS. They're crying???

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 27, 2021 12:12 PM (nxdel)

82 Everything, absolutely EVERYTHING the left and the media (BIRM) has said about the January 6 rally is a flat-out LIE!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at July 27, 2021 12:12 PM (dYdbl)

83 I'll give you three guesses as to who mysteriously appears right next to the FBI guy yelling about storming the capital. Go ahead. Guess.
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Without looking, I'm going with John Sullivan.
*****

Yep.

Ace, did you see the video farther down on the FBI "let's storm the capital!!!" link?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - science means that the COVID is adapting mostly to the vaccine at July 27, 2021 12:12 PM (sSzZe)

84 71 Testimoany
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 27, 2021 12:11 PM (/EuRN)
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Teste-mony.

Posted by: reason at July 27, 2021 12:12 PM (W2YA6)

85 Who believes this shit? Spend 10 minutes on a Reddit politics related sub and you will quickly understand.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 27, 2021 12:12 PM (jAjO8)

86

Gaetz, Gohmert, Gosar & Greene >>> Gateman, Goodbury & Graves

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 27, 2021 12:13 PM (s2VJv)

87 Meanwhile, conservative congressmen are holding a presser about the political prisoners held without trial for doing 1% of what antifa and BLM did, and of course Fox won't cover that:

infuriating

Posted by: artisanal ette at July 27, 2021 12:13 PM (2o90I)

88 Is this hearing a new addition to the MCU?

Cuz it has super-heroes, stranger-DANGER!!! and incredible acting chops.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at July 27, 2021 12:13 PM (w9Wax)

89 Do they intend to maintain this charade till next November ?
Posted by: SMOD at July 27, 2021 12:10 PM (RHGPo)
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I doubt it. They're going to wrap up this dud, make the political prisoners into object lessons, and run another false flag up the pole.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 27, 2021 12:13 PM (3p5uk)

90 Lego my Democracy!

Posted by: USA at July 27, 2021 12:13 PM (9n8Rx)

91 Testimoany
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 27, 2021 12:11 PM (/EuRN)
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It's a bit early, but this might be the threadwinner.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 27, 2021 12:13 PM (3p5uk)

92 The crying game.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 27, 2021 12:13 PM (63Dwl)

93 The "Frontpage" take on this melodrama including the violent incidents at the capitol in the past:

https://tinyurl.com/yamys6na

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 27, 2021 12:13 PM (k39e/)

94

When will start seeing the military in tears on TV? 5-star Generals?

we are p*ssifying every institution

Posted by: artisanal ette at July 27, 2021 12:14 PM (2o90I)

95 One person was murdered at the DC protests.
Two people are murdered per day in Shitcago.And yet we are having hearings on the former on the latter.

I guess that's white privilege for you.


Posted by: 18-1 at July 27, 2021 12:14 PM (DpkTQ)

96 Roy Orbison - Crying
https://youtu.be/tNdBLBleO90

Posted by: Doof at July 27, 2021 12:14 PM (mZUr4)

97

Reminds me of the Monty Python sketch of "The British Showbiz Awards" where Eric Idle has tubes attached to his ears and water comes out the end when he starts the fake crying act.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 27, 2021 12:14 PM (s2VJv)

98 So, where does one vote to change all of this?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 27, 2021 12:14 PM (KbCG3)

99 This would be a great time to take the Capitol. Just sayin.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 27, 2021 12:14 PM (/MaDp)

100 Are the DC cops asking for care packages yet?

Posted by: wth at July 27, 2021 12:14 PM (v0R5T)

101 62 Do they intend to maintain this charade till next November ?
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That's what I was wondering. They may have started too early.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at July 27, 2021 12:14 PM (sWM8x)

102 But spray tans are now blackface.

Never liked the spray tans...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 27, 2021 12:15 PM (csEWM)

103

Godley & Creme, "Cry" 1985 (before you were born, remember kids?)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypMnBuvP5kA

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 27, 2021 12:15 PM (s2VJv)

104 Or maybe The In-Smollettion

Posted by: ... at July 27, 2021 12:15 PM (sliVX)

105 If we somehow get a president DeSantis, day one should including the firing of every FBI agent.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 27, 2021 12:15 PM (DpkTQ)

106 Did Kinzinger step on a Lego?
Posted by: wth at July 27, 2021 12:08 PM (v0R5T)

He's probably be saying "F***" and "Owww" if he stepped on a lego-not crying.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 27, 2021 12:15 PM (k39e/)

107 I'm guessing we'll find wiped social media accounts on all these brave heroes....

Posted by: Ktgreat at July 27, 2021 12:15 PM (AD3JT)

108 Covid is the most dangerous virus ever and Jan 6 was an armed Revolution.

AmeriKa 2021

Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 27, 2021 12:15 PM (jAjO8)

109 We had a bad day, too.

Posted by: USS Oklahoma (BB-37) at July 27, 2021 12:15 PM (4I/2K)

110 98 So, where does one vote to change all of this?
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I think we are at the point of IEDs replacing ballots. Spend 20 years in the Mideast and shit changes here.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 27, 2021 12:15 PM (/MaDp)

111 105 If we somehow get a president DeSantis, day one should including the firing of every FBI agent.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 27, 2021 12:15 PM (DpkTQ)

Abolish the entire agency

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 27, 2021 12:16 PM (s2VJv)

112 As convincing as a drunken, skinny Santa in the mall

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 27, 2021 12:16 PM (KZzsI)

113 I've seen guys who've gone to war and experienced the worst the human race has to offer with more composure. This is like a weepy soap opera of menstruating women.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 27, 2021 12:16 PM (phYRn)

114 107 I'm guessing we'll find wiped social media accounts on all these brave heroes..

I'm sure that was done before they "testified.'

Posted by: It's me donna at July 27, 2021 12:16 PM (Zmnko)

115 I think they go on recess in August. They'll have to resume sometime in September.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 27, 2021 12:16 PM (k39e/)

116 Yep.

Ace, did you see the video farther down on the FBI "let's storm the capital!!!" link?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - science means that the COVID is adapting mostly to the vaccine at July 27, 2021 12:12 PM (sSzZe)
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When you point out to people that John Sullivan was standing next to Ashli Babbit when she got shot, was let go, even though he was out on bail for his part in riots in another state, people just tune you out.

But hey, rule of law is still a thing, amiright?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at July 27, 2021 12:16 PM (2SdPm)

117 109 We had a bad day, too.
Posted by: USS Oklahoma (BB-37) at July 27, 2021 12:15 PM (4I/2K)


"Pfft."

- - USS Arizona BB-39

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 27, 2021 12:16 PM (s2VJv)

118 112 As convincing as a drunken, skinny Santa in the mall
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 27, 2021 12:16 PM (KZzsI)

Arnold Stang >>> Arnold Schwarzenegger

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 27, 2021 12:17 PM (s2VJv)

119 Why didn't Nancy Pelosi beef up Capitol Security on January 6?

Trmp ordered them to add 10,000 NG to Washington DC. The professionals ignored him. He probably wanted them to defend his people against Antifa and Black Bloc.

Notice how Antifa and Black Bloc were NOT in Washington DC on January 6? When was the last time they did NOT show up to counter protest?

Imagine if the troops were on site?

Posted by: rd at July 27, 2021 12:17 PM (Z32m1)

120 The top priority of the GOP should be moving bureaus, agencies, and complete cabinet departments out of Washington DC.

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 27, 2021 12:17 PM (xPl2J)

121 Godley & Creme, "Cry" 1985 (before you were born, remember kids?)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypMnBuvP5kA
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 27, 2021 12:15 PM (s2VJv)


Well played, JJ! That was a few spots down on my list.


All due respect to Smokey Robinson, I like this version of Tears of a Clown from The English Beat...

https://youtu.be/SjnYRD2vm8E

Posted by: Doof at July 27, 2021 12:17 PM (mZUr4)

122 You just know Kinzinger is going to dry those tears tonight with the dress of a hooker he just strangled to death.

Posted by: Rbastid at July 27, 2021 12:17 PM (0pYyT)

123 This busty brunette in a kitchen is making pie for any of you who have suffered through this weepy bit of low-grade propaganda theater:
https://is.gd/88wTW3

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 27, 2021 12:17 PM (3p5uk)

124 74 million people are so dangerous and out of control, they haven't made a peep since Jan 6. Odd.

Posted by: ... at July 27, 2021 12:17 PM (sliVX)

125 These are the pussies who think they have what it takes to boxcar us. lol

Posted by: William Shatner's Pants at July 27, 2021 12:17 PM (7z/ew)

126 D'oh Boy nearly severed his left index finger at work today. It's cut to the bone. Waiting till 3:00 to see an Ortho hand specialist friend.

We didn't raise a pussy soy boy.

He's back at the office chillaxin.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at July 27, 2021 12:18 PM (ptqGC)

127

OT

Former Matt Drudge deputy starts rival to Drudge Report
Joining Curl as co-editor is veteran journalist Paul Bedard, "Washington Secrets" columnist for The Washington Examiner.

h/t Just The News

offthepress.com is live

we shall see

Posted by: artisanal ette at July 27, 2021 12:18 PM (2o90I)

128 I've suggest before a separate organization charged with investing Fed Gov to take the place of the FBI.

The head of the org, and its budget, would be voted on by the states. No one that has ever held a job in Fed Gov will be eligible to be employed.

It might actually get something done in rooting out corruption.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 27, 2021 12:18 PM (DpkTQ)

129 reminds me of the Senate scene in Mars Attacks.
"We still have 2 of the 3 branches of government, and that ain't bad"

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 27, 2021 12:18 PM (k/TB6)

130 This is like a weepy soap opera of menstruating women.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 27, 2021 12:16 PM (phYRn)

Take that back, Marcus!

Posted by: Menstruating Ettes what punch boys in the groin at July 27, 2021 12:18 PM (/+bwe)

131 Pussies

Posted by: Zombie Nicolae Ceausescu at July 27, 2021 12:18 PM (guGkK)

132 65 Chris Isaak - Somebody's Crying
https://youtu.be/IHHC3XVudjY
Posted by: Doof at July 27, 2021 12:10 PM (mZUr4)

---------
He made a video OTHER than Wicked Game?
Huh.

Posted by: reason at July 27, 2021 12:18 PM (W2YA6)

133 My BFF, a massive liberal, was texting me terrified that day and said something about "just waiting for the explosions to start". I was like WTF. Later, it occurred to me that perhaps the left knows exactly how big the bear they're poking is, and they were afraid they'd actually woken it up. (Not much chance of that, imo.)

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at July 27, 2021 12:19 PM (8548M)

134 127 OT
Former Matt Drudge deputy starts rival to Drudge Report
Joining Curl as co-editor is veteran journalist Paul Bedard, "Washington Secrets" columnist for The Washington Examiner.
h/t Just The News

offthepress.com is live we shall see
Posted by: artisanal ette at July 27, 2021 12:18 PM (2o90I)


"Meh."

- - The Morning Report

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 27, 2021 12:19 PM (s2VJv)

135 The Crying Game

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Is this the reboot where Donkey-Chompers reveals that she's packing male junk?

Posted by: ShainS at July 27, 2021 12:20 PM (Cyk6o)

136 117 109 We had a bad day, too.
Posted by: USS Oklahoma (BB-37) at July 27, 2021 12:15 PM (4I/2K)


"Pfft."

- - USS Arizona BB-39


Chum change.

- crew of the USS Indianapolis CA-35

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at July 27, 2021 12:20 PM (w9Wax)

137 My father died last December. I loved my father and still do, but I can talk about him without crying, for pete's sake. All this crying shit is weak and self-indulgent. It is foul and false.


I'm saying this as an actual from birth female.

Posted by: huerfano at July 27, 2021 12:20 PM (MzKgG)

138 This busty brunette in a kitchen is making pie for any of you who have suffered through this weepy bit of low-grade propaganda theater:
https://is.gd/88wTW3
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 27, 2021 12:17 PM (3p5uk)

She's in knead of some support.

Posted by: Count de Monet, Free Agent (4I/2K) at July 27, 2021 12:20 PM (4I/2K)

139 I honestly have not even thought of the Drudge Report in years. I didn't know it still existed.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 27, 2021 12:21 PM (BMmaB)

140 Which one of these actors is the just leave Britney alone! crying wimp?

Posted by: Jen the original at July 27, 2021 12:21 PM (S3YP9)

141 She's in knead of some support.
As a good Christian man, I'd be willing to lend her my bra.

Posted by: David French at July 27, 2021 12:21 PM (DpkTQ)

142 So 1/6 was like coming ashore at Normandy, right?

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at July 27, 2021 12:21 PM (ptqGC)

143 @123

>>This busty brunette in a kitchen is making pie for any of you who have suffered through this weepy bit of low-grade propaganda theater:
https://is.gd/88wTW3


Matt Hooper: I got that beat. I got that beat!.


This lusty lady shows us the True Meaning of The American Spirit.

https://tinyurl.com/8c6zrjvt

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 27, 2021 12:21 PM (eq2Rd)

144 Chris Isaak - Somebody's Crying
https://youtu.be/IHHC3XVudjY
Posted by: Doof at July 27, 2021 12:10 PM (mZUr4)

---------
He made a video OTHER than Wicked Game?
Huh.
Posted by: reason at July 27, 2021 12:18 PM (W2YA6)


He's a great performer, and I really like his music.

But there is no other video of his worth watching than Wicked Game - due to the presence of the lovely Helena Christenson

Posted by: Doof at July 27, 2021 12:21 PM (mZUr4)

145 Correct me if I'm wrong here, but the Capital "Insurrection" mayhem would have measured up as a weak Black Friday shopping session that grandmothers enjoy every year.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at July 27, 2021 12:22 PM (Wm5SB)

146 Abolish the entire agency
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 27, 2021 12:16 PM (s2VJv)


including the Dept of Education

Posted by: artisanal ette at July 27, 2021 12:22 PM (2o90I)

147 127

OT

Former Matt Drudge deputy starts rival to Drudge Report
Joining Curl as co-editor is veteran journalist Paul Bedard, "Washington Secrets" columnist for The Washington Examiner.
h/t Just The News

offthepress.com is live

we shall see
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Is the CIA the major investor?

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 27, 2021 12:22 PM (/MaDp)

148 Do they intend to maintain this charade till next November ?
Posted by: SMOD


No, Mr. Bond. We intend to maintain this charade forever.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....Living on the prison planet at July 27, 2021 12:22 PM (vcOmj)

149 I honestly have not even thought of the Drudge Report in years. I didn't know it still existed.
I presume Drudge's Quisling package included financial support from somewhere.
Because what is the point of a leftwing news aggregator?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 27, 2021 12:22 PM (DpkTQ)

150 109 We had a bad day, too.
Posted by: USS Oklahoma (BB-37) at July 27, 2021 12:15 PM (4I/2K)


"Pfft."

- - USS Arizona BB-39
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 27, 2021 12:16 PM (s2VJv)


Hold my beer.

Posted by: U.S.S. Indianapolis at July 27, 2021 12:22 PM (guGkK)

151 >>>Godley & Creme, "Cry" 1985 (before you were born, remember kids?)


That was my parents' wedding song

Posted by: ace who is almost 29 or whatever at July 27, 2021 12:22 PM (0G13K)

152 128 I've suggest before a separate organization charged with investing Fed Gov to take the place of the FBI.

The head of the org, and its budget, would be voted on by the states. No one that has ever held a job in Fed Gov will be eligible to be employed.

It might actually get something done in rooting out corruption.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 27, 2021 12:18 PM (DpkTQ)

An Inquisition!

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at July 27, 2021 12:22 PM (z5Vrg)

153 What a bunch of unadulterated drivel. Had to force myself to watch. If these clowns ever run into a competent opponent their casualty rate will be astronomical.

Posted by: irongrampa at July 27, 2021 12:23 PM (KATBx)

154 There's video of a DC cop (?) firing tear gas into the crowd (which is still behind barriers) .. Would not be a surprise is that guy and others "Inciting Riot" were also FBI (or assets) trying to Get this Party Started.


And Wray and Barr played their part, a Top Down production, imo. The whole of the election theft and installation of Corrupt Joe the obedient Puppet (now even dumber with the dementia factor) ... they are so proud of their overthrow of America the Beautiful.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 27, 2021 12:23 PM (Cus5s)

155 "Meh."

- - The Morning Report
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 27, 2021 12:19 PM (s2VJv)


I know!

It was Just The News

Posted by: artisanal ette at July 27, 2021 12:23 PM (2o90I)

156 This busty brunette in a kitchen is making pie for any of you who have suffered through this weepy bit of low-grade propaganda theater:

I bet her pie is moist and delicious.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 27, 2021 12:23 PM (jOcSX)

157 It's like Justin Bieber just canceled a concert.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 27, 2021 12:23 PM (guGkK)

158 Cry more, bitchez.

Posted by: hairy ears at July 27, 2021 12:23 PM (aAP3z)

159 An Inquisition!
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at July 27, 2021 12:22 PM (z5Vrg)

An Exquisition?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 27, 2021 12:23 PM (/EuRN)

160 My BFF, a massive liberal, was texting me terrified
that day and said something about "just waiting for the explosions to
start". I was like WTF. Later, it occurred to me that perhaps the left
knows exactly how big the bear they're poking is, and they were afraid
they'd actually woken it up. (Not much chance of that, imo.) Posted by: Mrs. Peel at July 27, 2021 12:19 PM (8548M)

As I've posted before, it is odd that the half of country without the weapons is oppressing the half of the country that has the weapons and knows how to use them. As you point out, both halves are, at some level, aware of this unstable situation. It cannot persist forever.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 27, 2021 12:23 PM (BMmaB)

161 The same weeping progs are the ones who were all "Meh" over Benghazi.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at July 27, 2021 12:24 PM (ptqGC)

162 If I may something about these "people" who call themselves police officers. First of all these assclowns were hired because they knew someone, not on their merits.

They rarely, if ever, see actual violence, and they are, in short, glorified security guards.

In 26 years, I have seen the worst of the worst. I've been shot at and assaulted. I never thought to myself, "I might die here," because I was too busy trying to retaliate. And for f**k's sake, I would never cry about it.

The Capitol Police is a joke, as is the DC police officer. If you can't handle the "stress," resign and let someone else do your f*cking job.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 27, 2021 12:24 PM (XSRBF)

163 Why do I think the market sell off, especially NASDAQ, is connected to this shit?

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 27, 2021 12:24 PM (/MaDp)

164 25 Turned on Fox News once since the election and immediately regretted by decision. The sooner Fox News is out of business the better.

Posted by: USA at July 27, 2021 12:05 PM (9n8Rx)


I don't think I've listened to a Fucks News radio break for close to a year--at least until last night during a brief trip to a hardware store. COVID panic porn++.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at July 27, 2021 12:24 PM (DTX3h)

165 aerosmith's cryin' with a young Alicia Silverstone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfNmyxV2Ncw

Posted by: ace who is almost 29 or whatever at July 27, 2021 12:24 PM (0G13K)

166 The weakness on display here is invigorating.

Posted by: WiNO - The Odds Are Never in Our Favor at July 27, 2021 12:24 PM (EpDzw)

167 157. Thread winner.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 27, 2021 12:24 PM (S3YP9)

168 There's no crying in all-out Pacific naval warfare!

Posted by: USS Oklahoma (BB-37) at July 27, 2021 12:24 PM (4I/2K)

169 Pro Wrestling > Congressional propaganda
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 27, 2021 12:07 PM (AYo8M)
++++
It has better acting, higher production value, the people are fit and ring girls are worth looking at.

Pro wrestling is *wildly* better than congressional propaganda.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 27, 2021 12:08 PM (3p5uk)


Fred Blassie wouldn't waste a verse of Pencilnecked Geek on those undercard losers.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at July 27, 2021 12:24 PM (y7DUB)

170 I've suggest before a separate organization charged with investing Fed Gov to take the place of the FBI.

The head of the org, and its budget, would be voted on by the states. No one that has ever held a job in Fed Gov will be eligible to be employed.

It might actually get something done in rooting out corruption.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 27, 2021 12:18 PM (DpkTQ)

An Inquisition!
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at July 27, 2021 12:22 PM (z5Vrg)

Guild of assassins

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at July 27, 2021 12:25 PM (V6f9+)

171 Globo Karens are coming for your memes.

PJW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OTPQ_Lzn9s

Posted by: SMH at July 27, 2021 12:25 PM (hjWtA)

172 There's no crying in baseball, but these asshats couldn't hit a softball if it were held in front of them.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 27, 2021 12:25 PM (okGHj)

173 An Inquisition!

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at July 27, 2021 12:22 PM


No one expects it.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 27, 2021 12:25 PM (BMmaB)

174 172 There's no crying in baseball, but these asshats couldn't hit a softball if it were held in front of them.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 27, 2021 12:25 PM (okGHj)

Low-T Ball

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 27, 2021 12:25 PM (/EuRN)

175 Chris Isaakson?

You may want to reconsider

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPZQ7ZLy3MI


Baby Did a Bad, Bad Thing.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....Living on the prison planet at July 27, 2021 12:26 PM (vcOmj)

176 My BFF, a massive liberal, was texting me terrified that day and said something about "just waiting for the explosions to start". I was like WTF. Later, it occurred to me that perhaps the left knows exactly how big the bear they're poking is, and they were afraid they'd actually woken it up. (Not much chance of that, imo.)
Posted by: Mrs


the thing is is your friend is a fucktard, I know this because I have / had some fucktard friends. They were horrified at the insurrectin and more so that I was not seeing what their lying eyes were.

you do need to tell here she is a fucktard, before she fingers you for the camps.

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 27, 2021 12:26 PM (C1cw5)

177 Is this the reboot where Donkey-Chompers reveals that she's packing male junk?
Posted by: ShainS


I've got a picture of her where some guy's holding her off the ground with his arms under hers and she has her legs in the air spread wide like college kids playing grab ass would do.

Definitely no junk, but it does look like a bearded hipster who's wearing a mask. She needs to bush hog that sucker.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 27, 2021 12:26 PM (hTPJO)

178 There's more soy tears being spilled than the Queer Eye boys walking in on Hunter Biden's bachelor pad.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at July 27, 2021 12:26 PM (ptqGC)

179 Why is there always a fat black cop with tears? Is that some sort of dog whistle for the left?

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 27, 2021 12:26 PM (okGHj)

180 She's in knead of some support.

Posted by: Count de Monet, Free Agent (4I/2K) at July 27, 2021 12:20 PM (4I/2K)

-----

Roller and pin, for the win!

Posted by: ShainS at July 27, 2021 12:26 PM (Cyk6o)

181 As you point out, both halves are, at some level, aware of this unstable situation.
The left has kept the right mostly leaderless since the 90s The move to eliminate Newt and Bob Livingstone to elevate Hastert was the first big example of this. And it is why they hate Trump so.

But Trump is a fundamentally peaceful man, who will work through the system.

At least until the arrest him and his family, which I presume will come this year.


Posted by: 18-1 at July 27, 2021 12:27 PM (DpkTQ)

182 173 An Inquisition!

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at July 27, 2021 12:22 PM

No one expects it.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 27, 2021 12:25 PM (BMmaB)

In this case, we all did.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 27, 2021 12:27 PM (csEWM)

183 179 Why is there always a fat black cop with tears? Is that some sort of dog whistle for the left?
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 27, 2021 12:26 PM (okGHj)

He was only one day away from retirement....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 27, 2021 12:27 PM (/EuRN)

184 He was only one day away from retirement....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 27, 2021 12:27 PM (/EuRN)


His wife is at home, pregnant, waiting for her Twinkies.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 27, 2021 12:28 PM (jOcSX)

185 Well, the Circuses phase has been disappointing. No lions for the deplorables?

At least we'll get bread.

Where is the bread?

Posted by: Roman Democracy at July 27, 2021 12:28 PM (WmGrA)

186 162. Great post. I am guessing these clowns spent their days giving directions for public restrooms to tourists and issuing parking tickets and have not seen actual policing in years.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 27, 2021 12:28 PM (S3YP9)

187 Bunch a fuckin faggots......

Posted by: jasonj at July 27, 2021 12:28 PM (4Tpar)

188 you do need to tell here she is a fucktard, before she fingers you for the camps.
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 27, 2021 12:26 PM (C1cw5)

Phrasing.

Posted by: ... at July 27, 2021 12:28 PM (sliVX)

189 In 26 years, I have seen the worst of the worst. I've been shot at and assaulted. I never thought to myself, "I might die here," because I was too busy trying to retaliate. And for f**k's sake, I would never cry about it.


Posted by: W


fuckin holidays with the family

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 27, 2021 12:28 PM (C1cw5)

190 you do need to tell here she is a fucktard, before she fingers you for the camps.
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 27, 2021 12:26 PM (C1cw5)

Phrasing.
Posted by: ...


I thought about that before I hit send but I think it is good either way.

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 27, 2021 12:29 PM (C1cw5)

191 Low-T Ball
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 27, 2021 12:25 PM (/EuRN)
++++
You're on it today, sir.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 27, 2021 12:29 PM (3p5uk)

192 The water damage from Schiff's grotesque peepers tearing up might require a new infrastructure bill.

In the same way that I hear the Mark Dice voice every time I see Tater, I hear Tom Schillue's impression of Schiff every time I see him.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 27, 2021 12:29 PM (ZGrMX)

193 and Schiff has a very punchable face.......

Posted by: jasonj at July 27, 2021 12:29 PM (4Tpar)

194 183 179 Why is there always a fat black cop with tears? Is that some sort of dog whistle for the left?

Looks like he never found a donut he didn't like

Posted by: It's me donna at July 27, 2021 12:29 PM (Zmnko)

195 Okay, who couldn't watch this pathetic display and not think of this famous scene of the weeping guard?

https://tinyurl.com/y5hu2ukf

Posted by: Boswell at July 27, 2021 12:29 PM (5iUNf)

196
Oh, this is sickening.

At a show-trial, the accused is supposed to be the one weeping like a little bitch. Pathetic. This is just some candy-assed Oprah style parody of a show trial.

If I had a time machine, I wouldn't go back and kill Hitler. I would bring Dzerzhinsky and Beria to 2021 and unleash them on our sad-sack Congress and IC. A bunch of g-ddamned bush-league parvenus.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 27, 2021 12:29 PM (JN3xP)

197
This busty brunette in a kitchen is making pie for any of you who have suffered through this weepy bit of low-grade propaganda theater:
https://is.gd/88wTW3
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 27, 2021 12:17 PM (3p5uk)



I like pie.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 27, 2021 12:29 PM (n+4am)

198
aerosmith's cryin' with a young Alicia Silverstone


Their other video why Alicia and Liv Tyler are having a lesbian romp always wigged me out...because Liv is Steven's daughter. That guy is f*cked up.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 27, 2021 12:29 PM (DpkTQ)

199 >reminds me of the Senate scene in Mars Attacks.
"We still have 2 of the 3 branches of government, and that ain't bad"
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 27, 2021 12:18 PM (k/TB6)

The grandma laughing her ass off about Congress getting annihilated is one of the greatest scenes ever.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at July 27, 2021 12:29 PM (DXFDM)

200 >>>Great post. I am guessing these clowns spent their days giving directions for public restrooms to tourists and issuing parking tickets and have not seen actual policing in years.
Posted by: Jen the original


Thanks Jen. For the record, that isn't a brag post. I was a slightly above average patrol cop, and I'm an average detective. When crap happens, you deal with it, and you don't cry about it.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 27, 2021 12:30 PM (XSRBF)

201 His wife is at home, pregnant, waiting for her Twinkies.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 27, 2021 12:28 PM (jOcSX)

waiting for a Murtagh moment.
"I'm getting too old for this shit."

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 27, 2021 12:30 PM (k/TB6)

202 Okay. I feel more confused than usual and that's saying a lot. Why, exactly, was this so much worse than all the other times hearings and what have you have been interrupted?

Senators and Representatives have been blocked into elevators and in their offices and Code Pink interrupted hearings so frequently I stopped paying attention.

What, exactly, is the difference this time? Not what we all know, not what we suspect, what, specifically, is so different about this then, say, when the crowds tried to go over the wall at the White House?

Be. Specific.

Posted by: alexthechick - more confused than usual at July 27, 2021 12:30 PM (mf5HN)

203 But there is no other video of his worth watching than Wicked Game - due to the presence of the lovely Helena Christenson
Posted by: Doof at July 27, 2021 12:21 PM (mZUr4)

------------
Any video made after Wicked Game was a waste of time.

From any artist.

Posted by: reason at July 27, 2021 12:30 PM (W2YA6)

204 Boy! It must've been like when the Nazis nuked Nagasaki!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at July 27, 2021 12:30 PM (d9FiS)

205 content warning

I Want Pie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRq786AmulQ

Posted by: ace who is almost 29 or whatever at July 27, 2021 12:30 PM (0G13K)

206 "Meh."

- - The Morning Report
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

ONLY TRUST CONTENT FROM JJ

Posted by: The Weekly World Miklos now with MORE BAT-BOY at July 27, 2021 12:31 PM (QzkSJ)

207 Were Kinzinger's and the cop's menstrual cycles synchronized?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 27, 2021 12:31 PM (YqDXo)

208 I don't want to watch this melodrama. What was Adam K crying about-someone saying they tried to take his baton or the Black cop claiming someone called him the N word?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 27, 2021 12:31 PM (k39e/)

209 >>>I like pie.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur


I'll bet it's not only hot, but also moist.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 27, 2021 12:31 PM (XSRBF)

210 I'm not scared of these people the way I would be scared of a 6'4" meth-head with a gun demanding my wallet.

I'm scared the way I would be at a group of six-year old boys playing with a running chainsaw.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 27, 2021 12:31 PM (/EuRN)

211 If those MAGAs had used M1A2 tanks and F-15s, we would have been outgunned! Capitol police was potentially unprepared! We need to increase
capitol police funding to match the military now!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy not an FBI informant at July 27, 2021 12:31 PM (KtSap)

212

Fear mongering on top of fear mongering.

When will people wake up. /r

When is the last time you heard ANYONE from the left say something nice - at all?

Posted by: artisanal ette at July 27, 2021 12:31 PM (2o90I)

213 Their other video why Alicia and Liv Tyler are having a lesbian romp always wigged me out...because Liv is Steven's daughter. That guy is f*cked up.

Not that I'm accusing Steven of being an elite, but every time something like that comes up I'm reminded of Pr0nHub putting out their yearly statistics where the top two categories in Washington, DC are cucking and incest.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 27, 2021 12:31 PM (ZGrMX)

214 What a bunch of pussies!

Posted by: charlotte the sailor at July 27, 2021 12:32 PM (jMEOg)

215 What, exactly, is the difference this time? Not what we all know, not what we suspect, what, specifically, is so different about this then, say, when the crowds tried to go over the wall at the White House?

Be. Specific.
Posted by: alexthechick - more confused than usual at July 27, 2021 12:30 PM (mf5HN)


Because this time it was Republicans doing it. They aren't supposed to fight back.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 27, 2021 12:32 PM (jOcSX)

216

Do they think they are fooling anyone but the 150 Million democratic "votaahs"...well they can't be reached it's Holiday Time but yeah that's the TICKET.

Posted by: Saf at July 27, 2021 12:32 PM (PgqFp)

217

This country is so fucking embarrassing.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at July 27, 2021 12:32 PM (svg5M)

218 I'll bet it's not only hot, but also moist.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 27, 2021 12:31 PM (XSRBF)


But, hopefully, not flaky.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 27, 2021 12:32 PM (jOcSX)

219 I would like to hear from the DC Cop that killed Ashli Babbitt testify before this committee. In particular I would be interested in hearing Jim Jordan question him or her.

Posted by: LostInSpace at July 27, 2021 12:32 PM (XwiGU)

220 These are today's palace guards. Weak, weepy, woke whiners. I guess that's what you need to protect a Clown Show.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 27, 2021 12:33 PM (phYRn)

221 In 26 years, I have seen the worst of the worst. I've been shot at and assaulted. I never thought to myself, "I might die here," because I was too busy trying to retaliate. And for f**k's sake, I would never cry about it.

The Capitol Police is a joke, as is the DC police officer. If you can't handle the "stress," resign and let someone else do your f*cking job.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp

Well wow. Is there a lot of "white privilege" packed in that!!!

I know, my cousin was a cop for longer than that (26 years, and thanks for putting up with this horrid shit), and if he is watching this, he is likely laughing his ass off at these clowns.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....Living on the prison planet at July 27, 2021 12:33 PM (vcOmj)

222 Second opinion about Cynthia McKinney hitting one of these brave warriors with her phone?

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at July 27, 2021 12:33 PM (ptqGC)

223 I'm waiting for biden to come on and weep about it....

Posted by: It's me donna at July 27, 2021 12:33 PM (Zmnko)

224 What, exactly, is the difference this time? Not what we all know, not what we suspect, what, specifically, is so different about this then, say, when the crowds tried to go over the wall at the White House?

Be. Specific.
Posted by: alexthechick - more confused than usual at July 27, 2021 12:30 PM (mf5HN)

I mean, if you're going to run an op you better damn well pay it off.

I'm just disgusted Trump pushed them to have to do this. Absolutely disgusted.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 27, 2021 12:33 PM (KbCG3)

225 >>>This country is so fucking embarrassing.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller


Accurate.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 27, 2021 12:33 PM (XSRBF)

226 What, exactly, is the difference this time? Not what we all know, not what we suspect, what, specifically, is so different about this then, say, when the crowds tried to go over the wall at the White House?

Be. Specific.
Posted by: alexthechick - more confused than usual at July 27, 2021 12:30 PM (mf5HN)
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Because the Average American showed up and said, "enough" and that scared those in power. So, they need a show trial in order to make flyover America remember its place.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at July 27, 2021 12:33 PM (2SdPm)

227 Have they got a "Wounded Warrior" like fund? What's it called?

Posted by: BignJames at July 27, 2021 12:33 PM (AwYPR)

228 "Suspended Disbelief" is for theater, or more lately for All Star Wrestling, and also for 'Reality TV' (scripted).

But trying to force America to believe all the 2+2=5 lies will not go so well, at least once people see how the oligarchs intend to enforce totalitarian control of all things, not just masks and vaccines.

The rich get richer ... till they break things and society falls apart. FBI tell a few people to go inside ... get a small "riot" going, and suddenly it is a Reality TV production of "Worse than 9/11, worse than WW2 ... INSURRECTION .. now playing 24/7 and every channel."

Posted by: illiniwek at July 27, 2021 12:33 PM (Cus5s)

229 Despite the lack of weapons recovered from the House Democrats, one of the pages just testified that they were surely hiding arms in their bags; "if there had been a fire fight we surely would have lost"

Posted by: SMOD at July 27, 2021 12:33 PM (RHGPo)

230 Imaginary, imaginary, the sixth of January.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at July 27, 2021 12:33 PM (d9FiS)

231 I like pie.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur


I'll bet it's not only hot, but also moist.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp


Taco Pie Tuesday

Posted by: Miklosian Menu selection at July 27, 2021 12:34 PM (QzkSJ)

232 219 I would like to hear from the DC Cop that killed Ashli Babbitt testify before this committee. In particular I would be interested in hearing Jim Jordan question him or her.

No need.. They already exonerated him...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 27, 2021 12:34 PM (Zmnko)

233 How come Nanzi didn't defund the Capitol Hill police?

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 27, 2021 12:34 PM (/MaDp)

234 fuckin holidays with the family
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 27, 2021 12:28 PM (C1cw5)


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Damn this is funny.

Posted by: 496 at July 27, 2021 12:34 PM (VJsqe)

235 The Wahrangian Guard?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 27, 2021 12:34 PM (/EuRN)

236 >>>I know, my cousin was a cop for longer than that (26 years, and thanks for putting up with this horrid shit), and if he is watching this, he is likely laughing his ass off at these clowns.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative


It's funny, but not Ha-Ha funny.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 27, 2021 12:34 PM (XSRBF)

237 ..The top priority of the GOP should be moving bureaus, agencies, and complete cabinet departments out of Washington DC. Posted by: Mark1971 at July 27, 2021 12:17 PM (xPl2J)


I'd move a great many of them about 300 miles to the East of their present locations.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 27, 2021 12:34 PM (QzJWU)

238 And this is why, when they chant "Defund the police" I say "OK". The police are government employees. When the chips are down they will side with their paychecks.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy not an FBI informant at July 27, 2021 12:35 PM (KtSap)

239 Be. Specific.
Posted by: alexthechick - more confused than usual at July 27, 2021 12:30 PM (mf5HN)

27 people died

Posted by: ... at July 27, 2021 12:35 PM (sliVX)

240 When do we invade?

Posted by: CHINA at July 27, 2021 12:35 PM (v0R5T)

241 this whole thing is even more infuriating than I expected

staying away from news etc for a while

btw market tanking due to the stupid CDC "new mask guidance" coming later today

I tossed all my masks and I'm done. Sick for over a month from a shitty vaccine and I won't wear a FUCKNIG MASK NOW

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 27, 2021 12:35 PM (j9HX3)

242 Sen. Lindsey Graham predicts midterms will be '1994 all over again'

Posted by: SMOD at July 27, 2021 12:36 PM (RHGPo)

243 229 Despite the lack of weapons recovered from the House Democrats, one of the pages just testified that they were surely hiding arms in their bags; "if there had been a fire fight we surely would have lost"
Posted by: SMOD at July 27, 2021 12:33 PM (RHGPo)

Damn good thing all those insurrectionists showed so much restraint. Imagine being on the cusp of overthrowing the government, which is supposedly your state goal, and then just saying "nah" at the goal line.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 27, 2021 12:36 PM (KbCG3)

244 Adam Schiff is crying because his daily little boy arrived ten minutes late.

Posted by: Ken at July 27, 2021 12:36 PM (ledCy)

245 200. Wyatt I understand what actual police are subjected to. Friend of mine s husband was a homicide detective in the Detroit PD for years until he began having mental issues and ended up asking for a transfer. Saved his career and marriage. The horrible things he saw over the years took a toll and fortunately he recognized it and got out before he became broken.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 27, 2021 12:36 PM (S3YP9)

246 But there is no other video of his worth watching than Wicked Game - due to the presence of the lovely Helena Christenson
Posted by: Doof at July 27, 2021 12:21 PM (mZUr4)

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Any video made after Wicked Game was a waste of time.

From any artist.
Posted by: reason at July 27, 2021 12:30 PM (W2YA6)


Hard to disagree. I'll offer an honorable mention, perhaps.

The lovely Carrie Underwood...
https://youtu.be/oM7NQQ0Lfu4

Posted by: Doof at July 27, 2021 12:36 PM (mZUr4)

247 Fat black cop hasn't cried this much since Dunkins ran out of glazed old-fashioneds.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 27, 2021 12:36 PM (guGkK)

248 This busty brunette in a kitchen is making pie for any of you who have suffered through this weepy bit of low-grade propaganda theater:
https://is.gd/88wTW3
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 27, 2021 12:17 PM



She looks like someone I used to date.

Posted by: Bert G at July 27, 2021 12:36 PM (UJh+r)

249 What a bunch of fags.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at July 27, 2021 12:36 PM (II3Gr)

250 Ashli was potentially hiding an M2 in her coat and once on the other side of the glass and set up, could potentially take out the entire capitol police force.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy not an FBI informant at July 27, 2021 12:36 PM (KtSap)

251 Kelly is an impressive Get for Chynah! Is he registered as a foragin' agent?

Posted by: klaftern at July 27, 2021 12:36 PM (r4sI4)

252 242 Sen. Lindsey Graham predicts midterms will be '1994 all over again'
Posted by: SMOD at July 27, 2021 12:36 PM (RHGPo)


"We have an app for that!"

- - Dao-Min Yen

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 27, 2021 12:36 PM (s2VJv)

253 Side hoax.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at July 27, 2021 12:37 PM (buTO7)

254 Any time of day is a good time for pie.

Posted by: Fabienne at July 27, 2021 12:37 PM (a3Q+t)

255 In fact, I think she still has my carpet steamer.

Posted by: Bert G at July 27, 2021 12:37 PM (UJh+r)

256 These are today's palace guards. Weak, weepy, woke whiners. I guess that's what you need to protect a Clown Show.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 27, 2021 12:33 PM (phYRn)
.......

Eunuchs.

Posted by: wth at July 27, 2021 12:37 PM (v0R5T)

257 The top priority of the GOP should be moving bureaus, agencies, and complete cabinet departments out of Washington DC. Posted by: Mark1971 at July 27, 2021 12:17 PM (xPl2J)


Yeah, Trump tried that and everyone, including the GOP, fought him on it. They like having all those agencies in DC, because political appointments and cushy jobs are a great way to reward supporters, aides, and donors. Also, those agencies and associated industries are full of twenty-something trim that politicos and their staffers can pursue. Plus, the concentration of upper middle class bureaucrats means money for nice restaurants, apartment complexes, and the like.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 27, 2021 12:37 PM (jOcSX)

258 You know, everything that has happened in DC since 6-Jan makes sense if
you believe that the laptop, stolen from Nancy Pelosi's office, contains
documentation of the entire plan to steal the election.
It
would explain Pelosi's frantic calls to the Pentagon, General Milley's
coup nonsense, the 2nd impeachment, the barricades/security at the
Capitol.

Posted by: SMOD at July 27, 2021 12:37 PM (RHGPo)

259 250 Ashli was potentially hiding an M2 in her coat and once on the other side of the glass and set up, could potentially take out the entire capitol police force.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy not an FBI informant at July 27, 2021 12:36 PM (KtSap)

She could have done that by staring at them it seems they are so vulnerable.. May She rest in peace

Posted by: It's me donna at July 27, 2021 12:38 PM (Zmnko)

260 Lib friend just texted me "this is a train wreck." Lol

Posted by: Marcus T at July 27, 2021 12:38 PM (phYRn)

261 The insurrectionists were saving their arms to use in the event a peaceful protest broke out.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy not an FBI informant at July 27, 2021 12:38 PM (KtSap)

262 Simple question for the Dem-quistion.
Is it now ok for police officers to shoot unarmed protestors that are trespassing?
Yes or No?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 27, 2021 12:38 PM (DpkTQ)

263 Meanwhile, conservative congressmen are holding a presser about the political prisoners held without trial for doing 1% of what antifa and BLM did, and of course Fox won't cover that


I believe most of the Political Prisoners will be held until the Kangaroo Kourt is over, in hopes the Kourt will "discover" evidence of their participation in a deep, dark conspiracy to kill millions and install Trump as Emperor of the Universe. Then they can be charged with capital crimes and held without bail forever, to try to force them to admit they took orders for a Jan. 6 massacre in the Capitol verbally from Trump in the White House basement on Jan 5.

Posted by: Gref at July 27, 2021 12:38 PM (AMIL/)

264
Right out of the palestinian terrorist playbook.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 27, 2021 12:38 PM (kpKUH)

265 if there had been a fire fight we surely would have lost

I'm sure thus has already been mentioned but ... there was only 1 shooter (and it wasn't a protester) ... there was only 1 victim (and it wasn't a fed).

Since then, there have been more victims (again, not feds).

Fuck every last one of them.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 27, 2021 12:38 PM (uYkml)

266 >>>The horrible things he saw over the years took a toll and fortunately he recognized it and got out before he became broken.
Posted by: Jen the original

We're hemorrhaging cops here. About three or four a day. People just up and quitting. Morale is the worst I've ever seen, Soros DA not prosecuting anyone, and we're being defunded. Philly doesn't get a lot of attention, situated between NYC and DC, but it's one of the most violent cities in America now.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 27, 2021 12:38 PM (XSRBF)

267 This was worse than the Little Big Horn, the Little Bull Shit.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at July 27, 2021 12:39 PM (d9FiS)

268
Be. Specific.
Posted by: alexthechick - more confused than usual at July 27, 2021 12:30 PM (mf5HN)

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January 6th endangered the entire way of life of 330m Americans in Our Sacred Democracy, to a degree that no other single act on US soil has ever approached.

That's what makes it different. Because shut up.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 27, 2021 12:39 PM (JN3xP)

269 BlackOrchid, I am trying to comprehend the messaging here: the whole point of the vaccine was if you get it, things will go back to normal. There's all this screaming about vaccine deniers and the vaccine hesitant and explain to me like I'm five how telling people get the vaccine, WHICH IS IN FACT EXPERIMENTAL, and nothing will change is going to help?

Posted by: alexthechick - more confused than usual at July 27, 2021 12:39 PM (mf5HN)

270 255 In fact, I think she still has my carpet steamer.
Posted by: Bert G at July 27, 2021 12:37 PM (UJh+r)

Uh....

phrasing? Or not?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 27, 2021 12:39 PM (/EuRN)

271 In fact, I think she still has my carpet steamer.
Posted by: Bert G


Phrasing please !

Posted by: Tonypete at July 27, 2021 12:39 PM (6WCwE)

272 You know, everything that has happened in DC since 6-Jan makes sense if
you believe that the laptop, stolen from Nancy Pelosi's office, contains
documentation of the entire plan to steal the election.
It
would explain Pelosi's frantic calls to the Pentagon, General Milley's
coup nonsense, the 2nd impeachment, the barricades/security at the
Capitol.


SMOD!! damn something I read today that actually MAKES SENSE! YES! that laptop. where is that thing?!?! they went all the way to freaking ALASKA looking for it

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 27, 2021 12:39 PM (j9HX3)

273 258

Posted by: SMOD at July 27, 2021 12:37 PM (RHGPo)

I like that idea
maybe it ties in with the theft of Barbara Boxer's phone
the two California crones are part of the same coven, after all

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 27, 2021 12:39 PM (oEn12)

274 One sure thing about the Left is once they get a lie going, they never ever let go of it. They hang on to it for years, decades, and instead of loosening the grip when smacked in the face with facts, they do the opposite - just twist that vise of lies tighter and tighter.

Posted by: washrivergal at July 27, 2021 12:39 PM (XZvba)

275 install Trump as Emperor of the Universe.
If Trump is the Emperor Of Mankind that would make...Pence Warmaster Horus?
What a weak limpwristed version though...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 27, 2021 12:39 PM (DpkTQ)

276 Damn good thing all those insurrectionists showed so much restraint. Imagine being on the cusp of overthrowing the government, which is supposedly your state goal, and then just saying "nah" at the goal line.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer


Kinda like the Cowboys.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 27, 2021 12:39 PM (hTPJO)

277 Ashli was potentially hiding an M2 in her coat and once on the other side of the glass and set up, could potentially take out the entire capitol police force.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy not an FBI informant at July 27, 2021 12:36 PM


She could have had a W54 in there!!!!!!

Posted by: Frantic Capitol Popos at July 27, 2021 12:40 PM (a3Q+t)

278
Yes, the Democrats WILL lose big in '22.

But the Democrats will also STEAL big.

Democrats will end up gaining seats.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 27, 2021 12:40 PM (kpKUH)

279 I'm truly ashamed to be a citizen of the United States. I'm very proud to be an American. Time for a new, less embarrassing government.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 27, 2021 12:40 PM (cpLq8)

280 I didn't realize you had to even pretend in a Soviet show trial.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 27, 2021 12:40 PM (r+sAi)

281 GRAND JUNCTION, Colo. ... In August of 2020 the BLM headquarters made the move to Grand Junction.
27 jobs turned into 41, and those jobs brought big bucks to the local
economy. Now, about seven months later, the headquarters could move back
to D.C. and the economic boost with it.

Posted by: SMOD at July 27, 2021 12:40 PM (RHGPo)

282 Adam Kinzinger: FAG.
Michael Fanone: FAG.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at July 27, 2021 12:40 PM (II3Gr)

283 DO IT FOR PAUL!!!

Posted by: Miklos recalls the Wellstone "memorial" at July 27, 2021 12:40 PM (QzkSJ)

284 269 BlackOrchid, I am trying to comprehend the messaging here: the whole point of the vaccine was if you get it, things will go back to normal. There's all this screaming about vaccine deniers and the vaccine hesitant and explain to me like I'm five how telling people get the vaccine, WHICH IS IN FACT EXPERIMENTAL, and nothing will change is going to help?


I am openly - loudly - telling all my friends I'm not masking up again, I had their damn vaccine, it sucked, I'm done. I did my freaking part. AND EVERYONE AGREES. at least here in PA, we've had ENOUGH. good luck CDC you assholes

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 27, 2021 12:40 PM (j9HX3)

285 262 Simple question for the Dem-quistion.
Is it now ok for police officers to shoot unarmed protestors that are trespassing?
Yes or No?
Posted by: 18-1 at July 27, 2021 12:38 PM (DpkTQ)

Second question....

Is it now OK for *ME* to shoot unarmed trespassers?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 27, 2021 12:41 PM (/EuRN)

286
Chris Isaak isn't just a great musician, he's a mensch. One of my mom's best friends works for his management company, and when her mother passed away about 12 years ago, Isaak stepped in and paid for the funeral arrangements.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 27, 2021 12:41 PM (n+4am)

287 Fuck every last one of them.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 27, 2021 12:38 PM (uYkml)

Ok!!

Posted by: Commiela at July 27, 2021 12:41 PM (sliVX)

288 nd then just saying "nah" at the goal line.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 27, 2021 12:36 PM


You say that like it's a bad thing.

Posted by: Tony Romo at July 27, 2021 12:41 PM (a3Q+t)

289 I wonder if they cry like this when their wife's bull comments on their manhood.

Posted by: Alabama at July 27, 2021 12:41 PM (4fSQf)

290 @242


Haha, that's funny Ms Lindsey, he should take that act on the road.


My prediction is the Donks gain one seat in the Senate and pick up 5 seats in the House.

If the Donks go full steal, then they will pick up more.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 27, 2021 12:41 PM (eq2Rd)

291
Why is there always a fat black cop with tears? Is that some sort of dog whistle for the left?
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief


Because he is above criticism. Do do so is to be racist.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 27, 2021 12:41 PM (63Dwl)

292 Just imagine the crying and wailing they're gonna do when the real insurrection starts.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 27, 2021 12:41 PM (o2MD2)

293 It is a government laptop. Whoever stole it is still waiting for it to boot up.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy not an FBI informant at July 27, 2021 12:41 PM (KtSap)

294 Hawaiian judges in MD and IN have ruled the $300 extra unemployment money has to keep going forever.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 27, 2021 12:41 PM (jAjO8)

295 They ought to make a movie about that crying cop, Full Metal Crackpot.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at July 27, 2021 12:42 PM (d9FiS)

296 Fanone is Sicilian for "Grandma-fucker"


(True Story)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 27, 2021 12:42 PM (/EuRN)

297 for the recrd, music vids are stupid.

why would I want to have somebody else's images associated with a song?

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 27, 2021 12:42 PM (C1cw5)

298 I didn't realize you had to even pretend in a Soviet show trial.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 27, 2021 12:40 PM (r+sAi)

LMAO

Posted by: Commiela at July 27, 2021 12:42 PM (sliVX)

299 if there had been a fire fight we surely would have lost
And...the same is true of every large DC protest in living memory.
There aren't enough police in DC to protect it from a hundred thousand, let alone a million, angry armed citizens.

But up until this point the governing class has never worried about a citizen uprising. Because up until this point we had a (mostly) legitimately elected government.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 27, 2021 12:42 PM (DpkTQ)

300 222 Second opinion about Cynthia McKinney hitting one of these brave warriors with her phone?

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at July 27, 2021 12:33 PM (ptqGC)

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Where are the Puerto Rican terrorists when you need them?

Posted by: ShainS at July 27, 2021 12:42 PM (Cyk6o)

301 How pathetic are those capitol police city babies.

Interrogator: What did the mean grandmother say to you when she confronted you with her chocolate chip cookies?

Capitol Police Officer: *Big intake of breath*

Interrogator: Take your time, you're among friends here and are safe.

Capitol Police Officer: *sniffs* She. She said have a nice day! *Uncontrollable crying and weeping*

Peanut Gallery: *screams and the sound of fainting bodies hitting the ground*

Interrogator: The horror, the horror.

Posted by: Beartooth at July 27, 2021 12:42 PM (Mo2gk)

302 Capitol police have already testified that the House broke session due to the "pipe bombs," not because of anyone entering the building.

I'm not watching the show, but I'd bet they'll lie their asses off about this.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at July 27, 2021 12:42 PM (sWM8x)

303 One sure thing about the Left is once they get a lie going, they never ever let go of it. They hang on to it for years, decades, and instead of loosening the grip when smacked in the face with facts, they do the opposite - just twist that vise of lies tighter and tighter.

this basically explains everything, thanks washrivergal

we're just gonna have to wait for the Silent and Boomer-era BigGov Liberal-Leftists to ... retire I guess. or whatever, go so "off" that they can no longer hold it together. b/c those minds ain't changin

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 27, 2021 12:43 PM (j9HX3)

304 Why is there always a fat black cop with tears? Is that some sort of dog whistle for the left?
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief

Because he is above criticism. Do do so is to be racist.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 27, 2021 12:41 PM (63Dwl)



Oops.

I move to withdraw my donut remark at 247.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 27, 2021 12:43 PM (guGkK)

305 It is all rather Soviet, isn't it.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at July 27, 2021 12:43 PM (II3Gr)

306 Did the insurrectionists send message to the UN, demanding their new country be recognized?

Did they call up NATO and inform them of the new heads of state?

Or did they just Snapchat their girlfriends about how cool it was to be farting in Pelosi's chair?

Posted by: Alabama at July 27, 2021 12:44 PM (4fSQf)

307 Uh....

phrasing? Or not?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 27, 2021 12:39 PM (/EuRN)
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Phrasing please !
Posted by: Tonypete at July 27, 2021 12:39 PM



That's some beautiful Horde-mind right there.

Posted by: Bert G at July 27, 2021 12:44 PM (UJh+r)

308 Why is there always a fat black cop with tears? Is that some sort of dog whistle for the left?
Posted by: t


he is a fag

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 27, 2021 12:44 PM (C1cw5)

309
January 6th endangered the entire way of life of 330m Americans in Our Sacred Democracy, to a degree that no other single act on US soil has ever approached.

That's what makes it different. Because shut up.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


April 24th, 1971 was a LOT worse. I remember that, too.
Martha Mitchell commented "it looked like the Russian Revolution"

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....Living on the prison planet at July 27, 2021 12:44 PM (vcOmj)

310 293 It is a government laptop. Whoever stole it is still waiting for it to boot up.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy not an FBI informant at July 27, 2021 12:41 PM (KtSap)

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All that child porn won't load itself, you know?

Posted by: ShainS at July 27, 2021 12:44 PM (Cyk6o)

311 When are we gonna have hearings about BLM riots? Sorry , I forgot, they are the terrorist arm of the Democrat party.

Posted by: runner at July 27, 2021 12:44 PM (GZ+At)

312 Ahhh. Kabukkake theater.

Defund the Capitol Police.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at July 27, 2021 12:44 PM (+vnb2)

313 It is all rather Soviet, isn't it.
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at July 27, 2021 12:43 PM (II3Gr)

Da

Posted by: Death of Stalin at July 27, 2021 12:44 PM (4I/2K)

314 275 "install Trump as Emperor of the Universe."
If Trump is the Emperor Of Mankind that would make...Pence Warmaster Horus?
What a weak limpwristed version though...
Posted by: 18-1 at July 27, 2021 12:39 PM (DpkTQ)

Evil is always pettier and smaller in person.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at July 27, 2021 12:44 PM (z5Vrg)

315 It is all rather Soviet, isn't it.
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman


IT'S COMING FROM INSIDE THE CAPITAL!!!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....Living on the prison planet at July 27, 2021 12:45 PM (vcOmj)

316 Well at least now CNN,MSNBC ,NBC,ABC etc. have something to talk about....

Posted by: It's me donna at July 27, 2021 12:45 PM (Zmnko)

317 BLM is beyond reproach y'all. They are heroes.

Posted by: runner at July 27, 2021 12:45 PM (GZ+At)

318 ...and their fags were still there.

Posted by: ... at July 27, 2021 12:45 PM (sliVX)

319 Posted by: SMOD at July 27, 2021 12:37 PM (RHGPo)

I like that idea maybe it ties in with the theft of Barbara Boxer's phone the two California crones are part of the same coven, after all
Posted by: vmom


Yeah. Never thought about it like that.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 27, 2021 12:45 PM (hTPJO)

320 in fairness, if the inusrrectinists had declared that they were establishing the New Palestine the demcrats would have been entirely flummoxed.

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 27, 2021 12:45 PM (C1cw5)

321 Coronaviruses are common - we experience them as colds.

We don't have a vaccine for them because they mutate too quickly for a vaccine to really work.

I've seen an argument as an artificial virus Wu Flu doesn't mutate as fast. I'm guessing that really won't be true, at least in the medium term.

So you would expect a vaccine and lockdown mandate to fail anyway.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 27, 2021 12:45 PM (DpkTQ)

322 Here's what they are doing to the cops in WA state:

https://tinyurl.com/24prrfzu

I don't get "people voted for it" because in this case, they didn't.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at July 27, 2021 12:45 PM (5HBd1)

323 >>>Capitol police have already testified that the House broke session due to the "pipe bombs," not because of anyone entering the building.


They found, what, thirty or forty of them inside?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 27, 2021 12:45 PM (XSRBF)

324 The country is fucking NOT an embarrassment, or shameful or any of the other derogatory descriptions used. ALL of that hangs directly on the shoulders of the left, they are solely to blame.

So attribute that blame correctly, where it belongs.

Posted by: irongrampa at July 27, 2021 12:45 PM (KATBx)

325 The lovely Carrie Underwood...

I'm carrying underwood right now!

Posted by: The Todd at July 27, 2021 12:46 PM (h5TKJ)

326
In fact, I think she still has my carpet steamer.
Posted by: Bert G at July 27, 2021 12:37 PM (UJh+r)


OFF TO URBAN DICTIONARY!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 27, 2021 12:47 PM (n+4am)

327 Why is there always a fat black cop with tears? Is that some sort of dog whistle for the left?
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief

Because he is above criticism. To do so is to be racist.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 27, 2021 12:41 PM (63Dwl)
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And sexist, since xe's getting in touch xis/xer feminine side.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 27, 2021 12:47 PM (YqDXo)

328 And in other interesting news out here, the folks in Portland finally found a homeless camp they want to close down. It's in Laurelhurst park. This is like the old money part of Portland, where a lot of wealthy people live. Comments have been interesting on social media, where they point out that fact.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at July 27, 2021 12:47 PM (5HBd1)

329 Capitol police have already testified that the House broke session due to the "pipe bombs," not because of anyone entering the building.


They found, what, thirty or forty of them inside?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 27, 2021 12:45 PM (XSRBF)



It was the Gunpowder Plot all over again. Damn Catholics!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 27, 2021 12:47 PM (guGkK)

330 January 6th endangered the entire way of life of 330m Americans in Our Sacred Democracy, to a degree that no other single act on US soil has ever approached.

That's what makes it different. Because shut up.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


April 24th, 1971 was a LOT worse. I remember that, too.
Martha Mitchell commented "it looked like the Russian Revolution"
Posted by: Bozo Conservative


December 7th, 1941. A date that will live in infamy.

Posted by: FDR at July 27, 2021 12:47 PM (hTPJO)

331 >>>Here's what they are doing to the cops in WA state:

https://tinyurl.com/24prrfzu


WA will resemble New York City in less than a year with this idiotic measure.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 27, 2021 12:47 PM (XSRBF)

332 Why is Liz Cheney acting like she asked Trump on a date and he said no?

Posted by: runner at July 27, 2021 12:47 PM (GZ+At)

333 Speaking of war hammer...we do have some pretty clear avatars of ruinous powers running the Western world...

Nurgle = Fauci
Khorne = Cheney
Slaaanesh = Bill Clinton
Tzneetch = Soros


Posted by: 18-1 at July 27, 2021 12:47 PM (DpkTQ)

334 Suck it up Buttercup. And if you can't suck it up, you don't belong on a police force. You are going to see the worst side of humanity on a pretty frequent basis---not that this January 6 "riot" was anywhere near the worst side of humanity.

And if you can't handle go be a gardener or a janitor of something else where you won't see many human beings.

Posted by: GlendaleGreybeard at July 27, 2021 12:47 PM (cn6vO)

335 Why is there always a fat black cop with tears?
........

Because of White Supremacy and diabeetus, but mostly the diabeetus.

Posted by: wth at July 27, 2021 12:48 PM (v0R5T)

336 264
Right out of the palestinian terrorist playbook.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 27, 2021 12:38 PM (kpKUH)
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Not Pallywood. Pelosiwood.

Posted by: Biden's Dog at July 27, 2021 12:48 PM (yvLnI)

337 This isn't Kabuki. Kabuki is subtle and precise. The government of olden times engaged in Kabuki. The cons back then were subtle, complex and lengthy. This is nothing of the sort. This is a low-rent, amateurish, overt exercise in poor-quality propaganda. They're lying and now everyone *knows* that they're lying.

This ain't Kabuki theater. Bukkake theater, maybe, but not Kabuki.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 27, 2021 12:48 PM (3p5uk)

338 Oh my gosh, what a bunch of wussies.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 27, 2021 12:48 PM (2M1CH)

339 Reichtstag Fire. Meh.

Posted by: ErikInTexas at July 27, 2021 12:49 PM (2w7OO)

340
we are p*ssifying every institution
Posted by: artisanal ette at July 27, 2021 12:14 PM (2o90I)

Except the only one that counts...us.

Posted by: clutch at July 27, 2021 12:49 PM (9UmRs)

341 I thought you said

Pipe bongs all over the place.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at July 27, 2021 12:49 PM (ptq0O)

342 They went with crying on the 1st day? Amateurs.

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 27, 2021 12:49 PM (UuD2k)

343 1/6, if it was what they say it is, proved the absolute ease with which DC could be taken over by any group who so desires....

and yet here Uncle Nipplepincher sits on his throne, with the gibbering halfwits of congress assembled re-pressurizing the rotunda with halitosis and flatus as the Black Riders wield the Nine Rings of Men over the great unwashed...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 27, 2021 12:49 PM (/EuRN)

344 Yikes.. These audits must have the Dems running scared

Posted by: It's me donna at July 27, 2021 12:49 PM (Zmnko)

345 Been listening to the officers testify.

I watched went down in Portland night and night at the height of the attack on Federal Court House. What those officers endured was vicious. Not once did these very same people on this committee raise a voice against that violence that I heard.

Now these 4 DC cops testify about what they endured, unlike the officers at the courthouse. It was rough out their on the front line in both cases. But every Democrat and GOPe has lost their minds over what happened DC while conveniently ignoring what occurred in Portland.

Not to put to fine a point on matters but this difference reveals all that you need to know. This is a farce.

Posted by: LostInSpace at July 27, 2021 12:50 PM (XwiGU)

346 Meh. Even Bukkake theater would be easier to swallow...

Posted by: E. A. Blair at July 27, 2021 12:50 PM (9LYIb)

347 It would be great if we could pretend for the rest of the week that this fake bullshit isn't even happening.

Posted by: ... at July 27, 2021 12:50 PM (sliVX)

348 It is all rather Soviet, isn't it.
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman

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With a hint of Roland Freisler.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at July 27, 2021 12:50 PM (d9FiS)

349 This ain't Kabuki theater. Bukkake theater, maybe, but not Kabuki.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 27, 2021 12:48 PM (3p5uk)

It's an Amazon Original.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 27, 2021 12:50 PM (/EuRN)

350 328 And in other interesting news out here, the folks in Portland finally found a homeless camp they want to close down. It's in Laurelhurst park. This is like the old money part of Portland, where a lot of wealthy people live. Comments have been interesting on social media, where they point out that fact.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at July 27, 2021 12:47 PM (5HBd1)
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I want "homeless" camps in Marin county, Beverly Hills, Malibu, and La Jolla.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 27, 2021 12:50 PM (YqDXo)

351 >>>Pipe bongs all over the place.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot


They held them for today's festivities.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 27, 2021 12:51 PM (XSRBF)

352 It is all rather Soviet, isn't it.
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman

For a real Soviet or Mao style show trial - you need offenders to be brought forward to the panel, to have them kneel, preferably with dunce caps or signs around their necks that say "Traitor" or "Insurrectionist" and have them weep and beg for forgiveness.

You could use FBI or CIA agents maybe as actors to portray these 1/6 captures begging for contrition, I mean if no actual one you have in the downstairs dungeon can be convinced to do it...

Posted by: Boswell at July 27, 2021 12:51 PM (5iUNf)

353 Capitol police have already testified that the House broke session due to the "pipe bombs," not because of anyone entering the building.
They found, what, thirty or forty of them inside?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 27, 2021 12:45 PM (XSRBF)


I sure do NOT remember ANY contemporaneous video or photographic evidence showing the recovery of the weapons of mask destruction. They didn't even bother to photoshop it!

Posted by: RNC Commissar Hrothgar at July 27, 2021 12:51 PM (hOUT3)

354 It's an Amazon Original.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 27, 2021 12:50 PM (/EuRN)

A Di-Fi Original

Posted by: ... at July 27, 2021 12:51 PM (sliVX)

355 Here's what they are doing to the cops in WA state:

https://tinyurl.com/24prrfzu


WA will resemble New York City in less than a year with this idiotic measure.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 27, 2021 12:47 PM (XSRBF)

If they'll go one step further and stop responding to shots fired calls, I think we can fix this.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at July 27, 2021 12:51 PM (V6f9+)

356 337 This ain't Kabuki theater. Bukkake theater, maybe, but not Kabuki.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 27, 2021 12:48 PM (3p5uk)


Kabukkake.

Posted by: AoS Style Guide at July 27, 2021 12:51 PM (DTX3h)

357 Weren't pipe bombs at RNC and DNC? Hill (at least for DNC, don't know where RNC is), but not Capitol.

That there would be a "commission" over such a small if high-profile and unusual incident is of course absurd, but it might be good to not imitate the mindless "left" and "press".

There were some probably pro s**t-stirrers present and who affected the course of events, a lot. There were also actual MAGA types who are idiots, who either led with their idiocy or joined in (mob dynamic).

Talking about the actual uses of force. The letter from the former Cap Police chief has a lot of crucial facts and details, from which it is immediately clear that there were violent idiots looking for trouble, who were the first to arrive on the scene, and who sound like they were equipped for a night out on the town in Portland (i.e., antifa riot gear).

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at July 27, 2021 12:52 PM (OTzUX)

358
If they'll go one step further and stop responding to shots fired calls, I think we can fix this.

The Simpsons of all places has a line where the police chief says something like, "I said I was powerless to help you, not that I'm powerless to arrest you."

Posted by: 18-1 at July 27, 2021 12:53 PM (DpkTQ)

359 La Jolla is where UC/SD is. I'm sure there's homeless camps there.

Posted by: SFGoth at July 27, 2021 12:53 PM (KAi1n)

360 Report: Twitter has just suspended the official Arizona Audit and Audit War Room accounts

Posted by: SMOD at July 27, 2021 12:53 PM (RHGPo)

361 >>>I sure do NOT remember ANY contemporaneous video or photographic evidence showing the recovery of the weapons of mask destruction. They didn't even bother to photoshop it!
Posted by: RNC Commissar Hrothgar


I thought they would photoshop something, but maybe they were too busy crying.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 27, 2021 12:53 PM (XSRBF)

362 162 If I may something about these "people" who call themselves police officers. First of all these assclowns were hired because they knew someone, not on their merits.

They rarely, if ever, see actual violence, and they are, in short, glorified security guards.

In 26 years, I have seen the worst of the worst. I've been shot at and assaulted. I never thought to myself, "I might die here," because I was too busy trying to retaliate. And for f**k's sake, I would never cry about it.

The Capitol Police is a joke, as is the DC police officer. If you can't handle the "stress," resign and let someone else do your f*cking job.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 27, 2021 12:24 PM (XSRBF)

My better half was held hostage at gunpoint while trying to difuse a situation (in the 70's) before hostage negatiation teams were a thing. Still waiting for the tears. Whiny-ass babies don't belong in law enforcement.

Posted by: RUReadingthis at July 27, 2021 12:54 PM (aQ25I)

363 It is all rather Soviet, isn't it.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at July 27, 2021 12:43 PM (II3Gr)
++++
All that's missing are the Cossack hats and the cigarettes.

Posted by: washrivergal at July 27, 2021 12:54 PM (XZvba)

364 They are all crying cause this clown show forces them to internalize how much half the country hates them. They didn't think it through before putting onna show.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 27, 2021 12:54 PM (U9nm1)

365 Report: Twitter has just suspended the official Arizona Audit and Audit War Room accounts
Posted by: SMOD at July 27, 2021 12:53 PM (RHGPo)

Not a red flag, no.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 27, 2021 12:54 PM (mR6Gs)

366
This is just the warm-up act -- the wind-up to what the Demcorats really want to do: go after the "instigators" of J6 and prosecute them.

*people who weren't even there, but "said things" that "caused" J6.

Spoiler: it will be Republican members of Congress, a few conservatives in media, and President Trump.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 27, 2021 12:54 PM (kpKUH)

367 I guess the news conference from the Repubs regarding holding Citizens in prison for this protest was stopped because of protestors.. How convenient

Posted by: It's me donna at July 27, 2021 12:55 PM (Zmnko)

368 >Posted by: 18-1 at July 27, 2021 12:47 PM (DpkTQ)

I haven't played Warhammer in two decades (and I won't get going back because I hear GW went woke too) but from what I recall that's pretty accurate.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at July 27, 2021 12:55 PM (DXFDM)

369 So brave.


Sorry, we can't say brave anymore.

Posted by: Alabama at July 27, 2021 12:55 PM (4fSQf)

370 We're hemorrhaging cops here. About three or four a day. People just up and quitting. Morale is the worst I've ever seen, Soros DA not prosecuting anyone, and we're being defunded. Philly doesn't get a lot of attention, situated between NYC and DC, but it's one of the most violent cities in America now.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp
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True of every blue city, large or small.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 27, 2021 12:55 PM (GBHAb)

371 no wonder you lose war

you think you win next world war with these women ?

have another coke and stfu

Posted by: the Slants at July 27, 2021 12:55 PM (YK4Qh)

372 I thought they would photoshop something, but maybe they were too busy crying.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 27, 2021 12:53 PM (XSRBF)


The tears fogged up the camera lenses?

Posted by: RNC Commissar Hrothgar at July 27, 2021 12:55 PM (hOUT3)

373 >>>My better half was held hostage at gunpoint while trying to difuse a situation (in the 70's) before hostage negatiation teams were a thing. Still waiting for the tears. Whiny-ass babies don't belong in law enforcement.
Posted by: RUReadingthis

They belong on college campuses.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 27, 2021 12:56 PM (XSRBF)

374 318 ...and their fags were still there.
Posted by: ... at July 27, 2021 12:45 PM (sliVX)

Oh say does that hammer and sickle yet wave
O'er the land of the thieves and the home of the slaves

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at July 27, 2021 12:56 PM (II3Gr)

375 Were I in charge of the GOP, i would be gold simultaneous commissions on the spread of communism in America, the threat of election rigging, etc.

Posted by: Alabama at July 27, 2021 12:56 PM (4fSQf)

376 guess the news conference from the Repubs regarding holding Citizens in prison for


====

Welllll...that's good. That means it will have resonances....,it it happens....

Posted by: runner at July 27, 2021 12:57 PM (GZ+At)

377
Defund the Capitol Police.
Posted by: Hawkpilot


Aren't they being spread out across the nation?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 27, 2021 12:57 PM (63Dwl)

378 Oh say does that hammer and sickle yet wave
O'er the land of the thieves and the home of the slaves
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at July 27, 2021 12:56 PM (II3Gr)

Well done and horrifying, brother.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at July 27, 2021 12:57 PM (V6f9+)

379 I guess the news conference from the Repubs regarding holding Citizens in prison for this protest was stopped because of protestors.. How convenient
Posted by: It's me donna at July 27, 2021 12:55 PM (Zmnko)


If only we had had a clue that the left would do something like that, maybe we could have planned for such an event with out own private security force, but
"That's NOT who WE are!"

Posted by: RNC Commissar Hrothgar at July 27, 2021 12:57 PM (hOUT3)

380 This is just the warm-up act -- the wind-up to what
the Demcorats really want to do: go after the "instigators" of J6 and
prosecute them.
*people who weren't even there, but "said things" that "caused" J6.
Spoiler: it will be Republican members of Congress, a few conservatives in media, and President Trump. Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 27, 2021 12:54 PM (kpKUH)

That's the next step, but not the last. They want to go full House Un-American Activities Committee with this thing and have a perpetual investigation of anything they deem insurrectionist, white supremacist, and terrorist.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 27, 2021 12:57 PM (BMmaB)

381 "If there had been a firefight we surely would have lost."

Also:

If they had been super villains, we would have been imprisoned in the Forbidden Zone.

Posted by: blaster at July 27, 2021 12:58 PM (mbFEM)

382 There is something wrong with Kinzinger. There is something not quite right with him.

The amount of crying during this is ridiculous. What the heck is going on? Estrogen Lattes this morning?

Posted by: portlandon at July 27, 2021 12:58 PM (+oR7L)

383
The question no one is asking:

Where is that John (Someone), the antifa cocksucker from Utah who was leading the charge on J6th?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 27, 2021 12:58 PM (kpKUH)

384 All that's missing are the Cossack hats and the cigarettes.

And eevenink vear. Very nice...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at July 27, 2021 12:58 PM (HaL55)

385 355 Here's what they are doing to the cops in WA state:

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Holy smokes. Welcome to Thunder Dome.

Posted by: LostInSpace at July 27, 2021 12:58 PM (XwiGU)

386 @344

>>These audits must have the Dems running scared.

Personally, I don't think so, this is just SOP for Donks, they are always agitating, always pushing a narrative, always loosing stray voltage into the political discourse for fun and profit.

They seldom suffer setbacks and when they do, they pick themselves up, dust themselves off and are back at it, twice as hard.

It's why we are about to go back into lockdown mode again.

There's no one and no political party pushing back.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 27, 2021 12:58 PM (eq2Rd)

387 375 Were I in charge of the GOP, i would be gold simultaneous commissions on the spread of communism in America, the threat of election rigging, etc.
Posted by: Alabama at July 27, 2021 12:56 PM (4fSQf)


See 379

Posted by: RNC Commissar Hrothgar at July 27, 2021 12:59 PM (hOUT3)

388 Were I in charge of the GOP, i would be gold
simultaneous commissions on the spread of communism in America, the
threat of election rigging, etc. Posted by: Alabama at July 27, 2021 12:56 PM (4fSQf)

Pretty sure that's coming.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 27, 2021 12:59 PM (BMmaB)

389 My better half was held hostage at gunpoint while trying to difuse a situation (in the 70's) before hostage negatiation teams were a thing. Still waiting for the tears. Whiny-ass babies don't belong in law enforcement.
Posted by: RUReadingthis

They belong on college campuses.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp


Bargain basement at Macy's.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 27, 2021 12:59 PM (hTPJO)

390 360 Report: Twitter has just suspended the official Arizona Audit and Audit War Room accounts
Posted by: SMOD at July 27, 2021 12:53 PM (RHGPo)

Another action from those "eager" to expose Trump's idiocy.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 27, 2021 12:59 PM (KbCG3)

391 FBI itself put out a statement months ago that was entirely consistent with common sense and what one saw with one's own eyes (video).

Three separate categories of people. Aggressive "leaders" (almost certainly went there to cause trouble), some who were not equipped or prepped for trouble but who got caught up in events, and the bulk, the grandmothers and others seen peaceably walking around like tourists and chatting with police.

Pretending all this was anything remotely resembling an "insurrection" is as absurd as pretending there weren't violent idiots who deserve/d punishment or bruises.

The absurdity of the Cap Police allowing a penetration of the Capitol, when it's so easy to close off, is a completely separate, scandalous, and outrageous issue, which probably won't arise before the ridiculous "commission".

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at July 27, 2021 12:59 PM (OTzUX)

392 can we get some Roy Orbison?

Posted by: x at July 27, 2021 12:59 PM (oA+QO)

393 If there had been a firefight we surely would have lost.

...

When your tactics are to shoot the unarmed women first...

Posted by: TexasDan at July 27, 2021 12:59 PM (yL25O)

394
Prediction: House Democrats will vote to Expel at least 5 Republicans in the next 6 months because "inciting violence."

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 27, 2021 01:00 PM (kpKUH)

395 They belong on college campuses.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 27, 2021 12:56 PM (XSRBF)

I'd say mall cops - but that's an unfair slam on Paul Blart.

Posted by: Boswell at July 27, 2021 01:00 PM (5iUNf)

396 Pretty sure that's coming.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 27, 2021 12:59 PM (BMmaB)
++++
I'm not. If I am wrong, I will be enthusiastically wrong and extremely happy to report it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 27, 2021 01:00 PM (3p5uk)

397 offthepress.com is live

we shall see
Posted by: artisanal ette at July 27, 2021 12:18 PM

Bookmarked. It's no J.J. Sefton, and it's no Bad Blue News, but it's always nice to see another aggregator. Time will tell if this is for us, or for the GOP, in which headlines they choose to feature. That's the most important criteria. "Not Drudge" isn't enough these days.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 27, 2021 01:00 PM (OssQ4)

398 When Congress becomes The View.

Posted by: Alabama at July 27, 2021 01:00 PM (4fSQf)

399 This just in! Congress approves new national anthem!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0yDrtNEr_5M

Posted by: Beartooth at July 27, 2021 01:00 PM (Mo2gk)

400 Who's the soy bag with a chest full of medals who said, "I feel like I went to hell and back...."

The actual f**k?

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at July 27, 2021 01:01 PM (ptqGC)

401 the dims have a big problem

Biden cannot make it for another year

even their pals, the MSM, have told them "we can't pull it off again"

so they have a major crisis but not if they Reichstag Biden

and blame it on the white cons

that should be pretty easy for the FBI to pull off

never let a crisis go to waste

Posted by: the Slants at July 27, 2021 01:01 PM (YK4Qh)

402 There's no one and no political party pushing back.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 27, 2021 12:58 PM (eq2Rd)


Comrade, there is but one true party in this country, and it is pushing mightily to cancel what shreds are left of the former Constitutional Republic!

Posted by: RNC Commissar Hrothgar at July 27, 2021 01:01 PM (hOUT3)

403 NOOD

Posted by: It's me donna at July 27, 2021 01:02 PM (Zmnko)

404 384 All that's missing are the Cossack hats and the cigarettes.

And eevenink vear. Very nice...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at July 27, 2021 12:58 PM (HaL55)

Svimvear!

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at July 27, 2021 01:02 PM (II3Gr)

405 Pelosi's Narrative: by Capitol Police Interpretive Dance Troop

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 27, 2021 01:02 PM (BFigT)

406 I just have to ask, Illinois 16th District, what were you thinking?

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 27, 2021 01:03 PM (BMmaB)

407 Who's the soy bag with a chest full of medals who said, "I feel like I went to hell and back...."

Oh, please do show us your scars from that hellacious time.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at July 27, 2021 01:03 PM (HaL55)

408 What a farce.

Posted by: Dave in Fla (5p7BC) at July 27, 2021 01:03 PM (5p7BC)

409 When Congress becomes The View.
Posted by: Alabama at July 27, 2021 01:00 PM (4fSQf)

The Bachelor...after the drinking.

Posted by: Boswell at July 27, 2021 01:03 PM (5iUNf)

410 Who's the soy bag with a chest full of medals who said, "I feel like I went to hell and back...." The actual f**k? Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at July 27, 2021 01:01 PM (ptqGC)

Drama queen.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 27, 2021 01:04 PM (BMmaB)

411 Homeless camps in La Jolla? Not many, if any. AFAIK. Most of that is found along the San Diego River basin, from near the beach all the way to inland communities, and downtown. And a few inland valleys in north county.

Yesterday was downtown for (avoided) jury duty. Very few panhandlers or homeless in that particular area. But a palpable death of retail, and a dead-zone vibe overall.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at July 27, 2021 01:04 PM (OTzUX)

412 offthepress.com is live

-

Cut. Jib... wait, I read that wrong.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at July 27, 2021 01:05 PM (uhPTO)

413 That's the next step, but not the last. They want to go full House Un-American Activities Committee with this thing and have a perpetual investigation of anything they deem insurrectionist, white supremacist, and terrorist.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 27, 2021 12:57 PM (BMmaB)


I've got the name for it: the House Pro-American Activities Committee.

"Are you now, or have you ever been, a conservative?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 27, 2021 01:05 PM (YqDXo)

414 411 Homeless camps in La Jolla? Not many, if any. AFAIK. Most of that is found along the San Diego River basin, from near the beach all the way to inland communities, and downtown. And a few inland valleys in north county.

Yesterday was downtown for (avoided) jury duty. Very few panhandlers or homeless in that particular area. But a palpable death of retail, and a dead-zone vibe overall.
Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at July 27, 2021 01:04 PM (OTzUX)


Yeah, I was about to question that one, too, but I haven't checked La Jolla recently.

I'm surprised that you didn't see many vagrants downtown. Has there been a recent police push against them?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 27, 2021 01:08 PM (YqDXo)

415
Who's the soy bag with a chest full of medals who said, "I feel like I went to hell and back...."

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Really? Did that happen? Did one of these cheesedicks really compare himself to Audie Murphy? I'll give it points for audacity, I guess.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 27, 2021 01:08 PM (JN3xP)

416 Has Austin Powers been officially cancelled yet, or have the millenials not found it yet?
Also Heather Graham. Wow. So Much Wow.


Posted by: 18-1 at July 27, 2021 01:09 PM (DpkTQ)

417 > Holy smokes. Welcome to Thunder Dome.

YUUUUUUUP.

Reasonable suspicion isn't enough to stop people anymore. Now it's probable cause. So if you're responding to a shots fired and some felony wagon full of gang member looking dudes goes flying by, just wave. You don't have enough evidence to pursue.

If a family member calls 911 and says, "Hey, little Timmy is coked up to the gills and he's scaring the hell out of everyone" they ain't coming. They'll send out the coroner after Timmy's done dealing with his demons.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 27, 2021 01:09 PM (YYlyE)

418 Kinzinger probably begged for the gig to keep his seat.

Posted by: Jamaica Queens at July 27, 2021 01:10 PM (b+v9B)

419 No one is buying any of this.

Well, no one new is buying it.

Posted by: weew at July 27, 2021 01:17 PM (+m+uH)

420 "they plied him with estrogen"
That's utterly wonderful.

Posted by: m at July 27, 2021 01:26 PM (RYc1G)

421 Try reading about an actual attack, with people being shot, and they were back up and running within 24 hours and the shooters trial began less than two months later....and no one cried. Perpetrators were Puerto ricans.

Posted by: Judith miley at July 27, 2021 01:31 PM (u1W2O)

422 Get ready for the close-ups on the cries... get ready ... oh wait table slam first... ok, now.

Posted by: Major TV Network Producers at July 27, 2021 01:35 PM (0dmP2)

423 Zimri Schiff
Proditor in unum proditor in omnibus

Posted by: Avi at July 27, 2021 02:41 PM (Gp7Ty)

424 Some valid things to "investigate" about J6:

1. How little actual violence was perpetrated by the J6 protesters.
2. How much FBI infiltration and agitation contributed to entrapping protestors to enter the Capitol by their own incitement and planning.
3. How much Capitol police contributed to entrapping protestors to enter the Capitol by opening doors.
4. The extent to which Nancy Pelosi and others declined to increase Capitol securit, and the extent to which the measures recommended, but not taken, would have averted any incursion into the Capitol.
5. Was or wasn't there any actual threat to human life made by any "protestor" and if so what evidence supports it?
6. Why deadly force was used against protester/trespasser Ashli Babbit, and the extent to which this conforms or deviates from Capitol police or other LE guidelines?
7. The evidence (or lack thereof) of any "racial" component to the J6 protestors, much less any claims to be in support of "white supremacy"?
8. The extent to which prominent Democrats have attempted to use the J6 protests as a means by which to shut down debate about the 2020 election?

Posted by: Zek at July 27, 2021 02:49 PM (w/5KC)

425 Now just look at what we've done. We made them cry!

Posted by: Weasel at July 27, 2021 04:56 PM (MVjcR)

426 WH "cop" testifies that he heard a very load scary noise and he pulled a menendez and pooped his pants.

Posted by: Buffalobob at July 27, 2021 05:52 PM (RNoZj)

427 We're doomed as a country.

These crying weenies are in charge now?

The lack of strength and fortitude is stunning.

Posted by: Sherwin Amiran at July 27, 2021 06:44 PM (+wPob)

428 They are practicing for their full medical retirement hearings. 100K +

Posted by: Buffalobob at July 27, 2021 07:00 PM (RNoZj)

429 123 This busty brunette in a kitchen is making pie for any of you who have suffered through this weepy bit of low-grade propaganda theater:
https://is.gd/88wTW3

I'll be in my bumk.

Posted by: Shaftoe at July 27, 2021 07:20 PM (7wE6i)

430 "Meanwhile, conservative congressmen are holding a presser about the political prisoners held without trial for doing 1% of what antifa and BLM did, and of course Fox won't cover that:'

6.75 months for any RINO to say anything. I am fully, totally, really, really most sincerely done with politics, though today had the idiotic thought that my vote would actually mean something next year. WTF was I thinking?????

Posted by: Big JiLm at July 27, 2021 08:18 PM (cL4F3)

431 "Tomorrow, we need to go INTO the Capitol."

Fed! Fed! Fed!

Posted by: FatAlbert at July 27, 2021 09:23 PM (KWbVO)

432 I've seen brownies who were more manly. This is what we get after several generations of the inbreeding of men without chins, chests, spines and brains.

Posted by: Betsy at July 28, 2021 05:22 PM (EcD5Y)

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