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Quick Hits: Guardians of the Woke Revolution Edition

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In another act of Woke Cultural Vandalism, the Cleveland Indians have changed their name to the less offensive -- and less culturally meaningful, and less tethering us to our traditions, less grounding us in the long course of history -- Cleveland Guardians.

Over at Hot Air, the Chief Karen in Charge of Mask Enforcement is doing what neocons always do. He's not a neocon any longer -- he's just a straight-ticket voting Nancy Pelosi Democrat -- but he follows the old neocon pattern.

Which is complaining not that they changed the name, but that the name they changed it to isn't as good as other possible cultural-vandalism possibilities.

This is what the neocons do. This is almost certainly what the neoliberals at National Review are doing -- accepting the left's agenda and the left's victory, as usual, but then just trying to make it "better."

They accept that the left will control the rudder and sails of the ship of state; they accept that the left are the captains and the officers.

And they accept that their own role is that of trusted sailors, following the captain's orders, and fixing the damage that accrues to the ship as the left runs it aground.

And the rest of us...? We're slaves in the hold.

This is the liberal wing of the GOP all over. This is the Paul Ryan Wing in action-- they accept every single one of the left's priorities as the pseudoright's priorities, but then suggest "better" ways to achieve the left's priorities.

"Market-based solutions" for achieving every single agenda point of the left.

And the right's priorities...? What about those priorities?

Well, to hell with the right's priorities. They're ignorant racists who must be guided towards a Better Way of Thinking About the World.

The left's way of thinking of the world. The left is right, the neocons believe, about everything accept the mere mechanics and gadgetry of achieving their utopia.

Fuck these people, and fuck Major League Baseball, and fuck the Cleveland "Guardians."

Unexpectedly, first-time jobless claims jumped 51,000.

The number of Americans filing new claims for unemployment benefits rose to a two-month high last week, a reminder that the labor market was far from being out of the woods as the nation confronts a resurgence in new COVID-19 infections.

Initial claims for state unemployment benefits increased 51,000 to a seasonally adjusted 419,000 for the week ended July 17, the highest level since mid-May.

Looks like we'll be experiencing reboots of the much-unloved RECOVERY SUMMER and GREEN SHOOTS franchises.


Facebook has cracked down on the use of the word "hoes"... in a gardening group.

Facebook's censors are digging deep -- flagging the word "hoe" in a western New York gardening group because they apparently confused the tool for a disparaging term for women.

A group called WNY Gardeners has been repeatedly flagged by the social network for "violating community standards," when its more than 7,500 members discussed the long-handled bladed implement, which is spelled with an "e," unlike the offensive term.

We should definitely cede more decisions about how we speak, think, and live to our oligarch masters and the purplehair nosering angry Alphabet People they employ to bully and harass us.

Maybe we need better, more market-based solutions to the important project of controlling our words and thoughts.

Speaking of: Democrat Amy Klobuchar has proposed a modification to section 230 immunity -- making the tech monopolies liable to lawsuit, but only if they fail to adequately censor what the left calls "misinformation."

The bill currently limits this piercing of immunity for allowing "health" information, but, as you've seen over the past ten years, the left claims that everything they object to is a "health" issue.

Misgender someone? You're "harming" them psychologically, doing real violence to them. Misgendering is a health issue.

Trying to buy a gun online? Guns result in deaths, so guns are a health issue.

Meanwhile, the merry band of corporate idiots in the Conservative, Inc. grifter media continues pretending that corporations are not acting at the coercive bidding of the government, and continues castigating conservatives for trying to apply counter-pressure to the left's inexorable -- and successful -- pressure to censor and deplatform the right.

Biden's "town hall" flopped in the ratings, proving, once again, that he is The Most Popular President in History.

Speaking of massive fraud and criminality: Hunter Biden's selling influence to foreign buyers, and Jen Psaki is doing a kind of verbal art to claim this is all above-board:


Did you catch that? Hunter Biden will know who the donors are -- he'll meet-and-greet them before the auction -- but the White House is going to keep their names anonymous, supposedly to enhance ethics.

This is not what she told the press two weeks ago. She straight-up lied to the leftwing propaganda press, and they're all pretending this is merely a minor clarification of the claim made two weeks ago, rather than a complete admission that the Biden White House is completely for sale, and they won't even tell the public who the bidders are.


NYTimes writer was impressed by Biden's performance at the "town hall!"

Had enough yet?

Posted by: Ace at 05:28 PM




Comments

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1 Unexpectedly!!

Posted by: Catherine at July 23, 2021 04:28 PM (vdTIg)

2 The basement dwellers have been alerted.

Posted by: Catherine at July 23, 2021 04:29 PM (vdTIg)

3 thank you!

Posted by: ace at July 23, 2021 04:30 PM (0G13K)

4 How could they NOT go with the Cleveland Fire Waters? I mean come on they were the Indians and they had a burning river!

Posted by: 18-1 at July 23, 2021 04:31 PM (DpkTQ)

5 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 23, 2021 04:31 PM (Zz0t1)

6 The left....well....they suck.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 23, 2021 04:32 PM (Zz0t1)

7 By the way, I'd like to move that "Stumbling Brain Wreck" be added to the AoS style guide when describing Biden.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at July 23, 2021 04:32 PM (2SdPm)

8 Ace is thanking people for nooding in the comments.

Today is weird.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 23, 2021 04:32 PM (Zz0t1)

9 The number of Americans filing new claims for unemployment benefits rose to a two-month high last week,
.........

I wonder how many are illegal aliens.

Posted by: wth at July 23, 2021 04:32 PM (v0R5T)

10 What if there had never been a "Star Trek"?

Posted by: f'd at July 23, 2021 04:32 PM (Tnijr)

11 There's a commonality in PA, NY, and MI as to what party their governors belong to. Cannot think what it is though.

Posted by: Thrawn at July 23, 2021 04:33 PM (5aFbR)

12 By the way, I'd like to move that "Stumbling Brain Wreck" be added to the AoS style guide when describing Biden.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at July 23, 2021 04:32 PM (2SdPm)


I will second this.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at July 23, 2021 04:33 PM (Zz0t1)

13 Wahoo's on first!!

Posted by: Muldoon at July 23, 2021 04:33 PM (Xwt96)

14 "the Cleveland Indians have changed their name"

Fuck sportsball. Let it die.

Posted by: gp Spreads Misinformation at July 23, 2021 04:33 PM (qpX6U)

15 Charlie Warzel..yeah, no way he actually watched that CNN town hall.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at July 23, 2021 04:34 PM (2SdPm)

16 And the hits keep coming...Sigh

Posted by: It's me donna at July 23, 2021 04:34 PM (Zmnko)

17 If there was no Star Trek, man damn sure would have invented it.

Posted by: klaftern at July 23, 2021 04:35 PM (r4sI4)

18 In a letter to @SteveScalise, @TheJusticeDept wrote that they were dropping the nursing home investigations in all states including New York. There will be no justice for our loved ones, and it feels like we've lost them all over again.

Everyone surprised by this, everyone who didn't predict this six months ago raise your hand.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 23, 2021 04:35 PM (KZzsI)

19
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 23, 2021 04:35 PM (DUIap)

20 When I read "Janice Dean" I think of a spyder and sausage.

Posted by: f'd at July 23, 2021 04:35 PM (Tnijr)

21 When the Olympics rudely intruded on a fine summer day today, it was for me to find out that the Norwegian beach volleyball team had been fined for wearing typical volleyball spandex shorts instead of the exploitative bikini bottoms. Thank God they are dead to me.

Posted by: Catherine at July 23, 2021 04:36 PM (vdTIg)

22 Garland is a real piece of work

Posted by: It's me donna at July 23, 2021 04:36 PM (Zmnko)

23 What exactly are the Cleveland Guardians supposed to be guarding? Their ability to be woke while making a big salary? Everyone understood what "Indians" meant and despite the folks who think that's an oppressive name I think people thought the term "Indians" stood for courageous fighters. Isn't that a good name for a football team? We're Native Americans offended? Shall we just pretend Indians don't exist?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2021 04:36 PM (k39e/)

24 Had enough yet?
++++
Ages ago, Ace. Ages ago.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 23, 2021 04:36 PM (3p5uk)

25 What point is Pedro Gonzalez trying to make? Or, is it just typical leftist gibberish?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at July 23, 2021 04:36 PM (2SdPm)

26 There's a commonality in PA, NY, and MI as to what party their governors belong to. Cannot think what it is though.
Posted by: Thrawn at July 23, 2021 04:33 PM

Hopefully not much longer in MI.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 23, 2021 04:37 PM (/+bwe)

27 Demanding that your convenience abortion be paid for by taxpayers = "health care."

It's all such a crock of shit.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 23, 2021 04:37 PM (k4dH2)

28 Cleveland should've taken a page out of the Redskins' book and gone with "Cleveland Baseball Team." The whole point is to denature everything, right? Go whole-hog.

In fact, rename all of the teams to just be the city name. Make it fully generic.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 23, 2021 04:37 PM (3p5uk)

29 Without Star Trek there would have been no Uhura.
*shudders*

Posted by: wth at July 23, 2021 04:37 PM (v0R5T)

30 Biden announced a massive govt program to give people free money for their mortgages. Oh but before you get excited you will not get any of that money. It is only for the deadbeats who stopped paying their mortgages. They will be bailed out. For everyone who kept paying during the Rona days....you fucked up. You played by the rules. And in todays America you get punished for that.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 23, 2021 04:37 PM (HqBi0)

31 . Isn't that a good name for a football team?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

******

**cough**baseball**cough

Posted by: Muldoon at July 23, 2021 04:38 PM (Xwt96)

32
Now, I imagine those people are pissed off. But they can't actually be surprised by this. Trump or Biden, it doesn't matter, the DoJ was going to kill this investigation no matter what, and probably on the exact same timeline.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 23, 2021 04:38 PM (JN3xP)

33 I want whatever drugs Warzel is on.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at July 23, 2021 04:38 PM (oWBc3)

34 What exactly are the Cleveland Guardians supposed to be guarding? Their ability to be woke while making a big salary?

Guarding the owner's bank account

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 23, 2021 04:38 PM (KZzsI)

35 Allllaaaaaahpundit!!!

Posted by: capt. james t. kirk at July 23, 2021 04:38 PM (UHVv4)

36 My day keeps sucking. If yours is, too, then here's a pretty girl to take the edge off. If your day is going well, I encourage you to look anyway.
https://is.gd/rbh5FX

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 23, 2021 04:38 PM (3p5uk)

37 I always said the Indians wouldn't win a WS in my lifetime. I was right.

I'll never call them the Guardians. I imagine I'm not alone in that. Sucks because if they ever do win, I wouldn't buy any championship gear.

Posted by: Broseidon at July 23, 2021 04:39 PM (icI8A)

38 @CT, I sympathize, but I have a hard time seeing what federal crime was committed by sending nursing home residents back to the nursing homes when they didn't need hospitalization. Civil lawsuit, hell yes, and maybe some state crimes (including for the coverup), but I just don't see a federal nexus.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 23, 2021 04:39 PM (sDc5r)

39 Biden announced a massive govt program to give people free money for their mortgages. Oh but before you get excited you will not get any of that money. It is only for the deadbeats who stopped paying their mortgages. They will be bailed out. For everyone who kept paying during the Rona days....you fucked up. You played by the rules. And in todays America you get punished for that.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 23, 2021 04:37 PM (HqBi0)
++++
Sure. Just like student loans, welfare, and various other bailouts, this makes me glad I lived below my means to afford the things I have.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 23, 2021 04:39 PM (3p5uk)

40 I don't care if they renamed themselves to the Twatwaffles. I won't make a damn bit of difference.

Posted by: f'd at July 23, 2021 04:39 PM (Tnijr)

41 It reminds me of the Land of Lakes removal logo of the Indian maiden-a logo-which was designed by a Native American artist-and someone from the internet quipping-"They kept the land and took away the Indian."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2021 04:39 PM (k39e/)

42 Guarding the owner's bank account
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 23, 2021 04:38 PM (KZzsI)
------------

With the way MLB under Manfred keeps insulting their audience, the owner may not have a bank account pretty soon.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at July 23, 2021 04:39 PM (2SdPm)

43 Joe looks like an idiot in that photo. This is not a partisan comment.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 23, 2021 04:39 PM (cSyAR)

44 hiya

Posted by: JT at July 23, 2021 04:40 PM (arJlL)

45 "It"

Posted by: f'd at July 23, 2021 04:40 PM (Tnijr)

46 23 What exactly are the Cleveland Guardians supposed to be guarding?
______________

Lots of courts appoint guardians to take care of the financial and other matters of people who are mentally incompetent.

Anybody who is still wasting their time and money watching the NFL is obviously mentally incompetent.

So in a way, it sort of makes sense.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 23, 2021 04:40 PM (k4dH2)

47 Is there anything in Cleveland worth guarding?

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 23, 2021 04:40 PM (xPl2J)

48 I can 100% say that the ADL and SPLC has never protected me and my family and my people from hate groups. If anything we have been victims of both groups criminalizing our existence while aggressively lobbying for incentives for those who wish us harm.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 23, 2021 04:41 PM (+xJjw)

49 36 My day keeps sucking. If yours is, too, then here's a pretty girl to take the edge off. If your day is going well, I encourage you to look anyway.
https://is.gd/rbh5FX
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 23, 2021 04:38 PM (3p5uk)


I wonder who teaches young ladies the pouty face. Cause the pouty face gets what it wants.

Posted by: Alabama at July 23, 2021 04:41 PM (4fSQf)

50 What exactly are the Cleveland Guardians supposed to be guarding? ...
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2021 04:36 PM (k39e/)
++++
Wokeism.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 23, 2021 04:41 PM (3p5uk)

51 "I am in tears. But I'll keep fighting."

And keep voting for murdering leftist Democrats for the rest of her life.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 23, 2021 04:41 PM (C38z1)

52 **cough**baseball**cough
Posted by: Muldoon at July 23, 2021 04:38 PM (Xwt96)

LOL. Sorry; I'm not a sports fan, but it's still a good name for a baseball team too.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2021 04:41 PM (k39e/)

53 My day keeps sucking. If yours is, too, then here's a pretty girl to take the edge off. If your day is going well, I encourage you to look anyway.
https://is.gd/rbh5FX
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 23, 2021 04:38 PM (3p5uk)
.........

I wonder if she likes board games.

Posted by: wth at July 23, 2021 04:41 PM (v0R5T)

54 Say, wasn't Cuomo gonna be totally gone by now?

Serv-Pro: Like Democrat Crimes never even happened.

Posted by: ... at July 23, 2021 04:41 PM (9+0jT)

55 Much like the Vaccines Work*, Joe Biden got 81 Million Votes*.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 23, 2021 04:41 PM (qYWtu)

56 >>>25 What point is Pedro Gonzalez trying to make? Or, is it just typical leftist gibberish?


he's making a point that the GOP continues babbling about political repression in Cuba while remaining silent about political repression in America.

Like the J6 protesters. Like endless suppression of speech that the corporate GOP supports because they're paid to.

Posted by: ace at July 23, 2021 04:41 PM (0G13K)

57

Unexpectedly, first-time jobless claims jumped 51,000.

Transitory

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 23, 2021 04:41 PM (63Dwl)

58 Should have gone with the Mexican feminine "Las Guardianas". Would have covered more SJW ground.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at July 23, 2021 04:41 PM (oWBc3)

59 Friday late afternoon. Modelo time ! Cheers.

Posted by: jeet at July 23, 2021 04:42 PM (g741k)

60 What are they guarding?

Not a 3-1 World Series lead.

Posted by: Broseidon at July 23, 2021 04:42 PM (icI8A)

61 When do the Cleveland browns change their name.... It has BROWN in it!

Posted by: It's me donna at July 23, 2021 04:42 PM (Zmnko)

62 The World's Biggest Hoe...
https://tinyurl.com/b92nhvnc
[photo]

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 23, 2021 04:42 PM (UHVv4)

63 Twatwaffle Logo?

Posted by: klaftern at July 23, 2021 04:42 PM (r4sI4)

64 And keep voting for murdering leftist Democrats for the rest of her life.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 23, 2021 04:41 PM (C38z1)

No; She really has been on this story for a very, very long time If she had voted for Democrats Cuomo may have cured her of that

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2021 04:42 PM (k39e/)

65 Well, since we're on the topic:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZzgAjjuqZM

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 23, 2021 04:42 PM (7CyHK)

66 What exactly are the Cleveland Guardians supposed to be guarding? ...
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2021 04:36 PM (k39e/)
.........

Certainly not home plate.

Posted by: wth at July 23, 2021 04:42 PM (v0R5T)

67 Shoulda called them the Cleveland Steamers.

Posted by: f'd at July 23, 2021 04:42 PM (Tnijr)

68 The Cleveland Assholes vs the New York Dickheads

Posted by: banana Dream at July 23, 2021 04:42 PM (C38z1)

69 What exactly are the Cleveland Guardians supposed to be guarding? ...
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2021 04:36 PM (k39e/)

The adult babies who are all running amok right now

Posted by: ... at July 23, 2021 04:43 PM (9+0jT)

70 Hunter's "Meet and Greet" at the gallery will also include suitcases full of cash.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at July 23, 2021 04:43 PM (2SdPm)

71 I see many help wanted signs every day, but they are the jobs Americans would rather collect government payouts than do.

Posted by: Skip at July 23, 2021 04:43 PM (Cxk7w)

72 When the Olympics rudely intruded on a fine summer
day today, it was for me to find out that the Norwegian beach volleyball
team had been fined for wearing typical volleyball spandex shorts
instead of the exploitative bikini bottoms. Thank God they are dead to
me.

Posted by: Catherine at July 23, 2021 04:36 PM (vdTIg
Not exactly. It wasn't the Olympics and it wasn't beach volleyball and it wasn't spandex, but other than that your information was mostly right. It was beach handball (which is kind of like basketball with no dribbling), it was a tournament in Spain, and they were wearing gym shorts. I think the whole point of the "sport" is kind of entertainment-exploitative, and the bikini bottom uniforms are part of it, kind of like working at Hooters.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 23, 2021 04:43 PM (sDc5r)

73 Also, this DoJ decision will be used as a flimsy basis for state investigations to be dropped and lawsuits to be tossed. Clockwork.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 23, 2021 04:43 PM (JN3xP)

74 >>>65 Well, since we're on the topic:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZzgAjjuqZM
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea

...

I was trying to remember what the video was called!!

Posted by: ace at July 23, 2021 04:44 PM (0G13K)

75 Just got a nice windfall in the mail that I have been waiting on for a few weeks now.

My Big Black Titties Swinging To and Fro maillady just dropped it off.

Now to go machine gun shopping.

Life is good.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 23, 2021 04:44 PM (R/m4+)

76 Cleveland will be Guardians of the Galaxy!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at July 23, 2021 04:44 PM (2SdPm)

77 The World's Biggest Hoe...
https://tinyurl.com/b92nhvnc
[photo]
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 23, 2021 04:42 PM (UHVv4)
.......

Hey, that's not our Vice President!

Posted by: wth at July 23, 2021 04:44 PM (v0R5T)

78 It's like all these professional sportball teams think liberals watch sportsball.


Maybe it's a long term strategy. 25 years from now kids will never know what the Cleveland Indians were.

Posted by: Alabama at July 23, 2021 04:44 PM (4fSQf)

79 What are they guarding?


The Eternal Cuyahoga River Flame
"Never Let The Fire Go Out"

Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2021 04:45 PM (OCTRt)

80 Why does there need to be an investigation of what happened in the nursing homes? We know what happened. Cuomo instituted policies that killed patients. Accident, stupidity, or malfeasance? Does it really matter?

Posted by: Inspector kemp at July 23, 2021 04:45 PM (+DS2f)

81 Children need guardians. And guardians don't have to care like a parent would.

Posted by: ... at July 23, 2021 04:45 PM (9+0jT)

82 The Injuns have a proud history in racial matters. Larry Doby was the first black player in the American League, he played for the Guardians World Series team in 1948. Lou Boudreau, the Good Kid, was player manager and I think struck out 8 times in the entire season.

Posted by: G Wallace at July 23, 2021 04:45 PM (vN+oL)

83 Does Joe know where he is?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 23, 2021 04:45 PM (cSyAR)

84 Had enough yet?

This is the way. Like Posobiecs Are you awake yet.

It is no longer good enough to point out hypocrisy and wonder idly why. Just call out the injustice and bigotry for what it is. And remind people it should bother them.

Posted by: blaster at July 23, 2021 04:45 PM (X/Wqn)

85 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 23, 2021 04:38 PM (3p5uk

Nobody's looking at her face. I thought that was the point of these girlies posing for these photos and for the people looking at them.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2021 04:46 PM (k39e/)

86 Cleveland Spiders.

There was never any other good choice.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 23, 2021 04:46 PM (+WWsf)

87 "My Big Black Titties Swinging To and Fro maillady just dropped it off."

You seem to be fixated on these. Maybe you should tell her how you feel.

Posted by: f'd at July 23, 2021 04:46 PM (Tnijr)

88 Well Steve, as the Cleveland Mascot takes the field, it's hard to say that it doesn't look like it's wearing a... uh raincoat...

Posted by: klaftern at July 23, 2021 04:46 PM (r4sI4)

89 Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 23, 2021 04:43 PM (sDc5r)

Must've read that before coffee. Oh well. I can't imagine the sand in the . . . gears . . . when playing beach vball or anything else while wearing itty-bitty bikini bottoms. I wear the long spandex whenever I play just to make sure the sand stays where it belongs. Thanks for the correction.

Posted by: Catherine at July 23, 2021 04:46 PM (vdTIg)

90 greta in da houz

Posted by: jeet at July 23, 2021 04:47 PM (g741k)

91 I prefer the Northern Prosperity Chaos Institute

Posted by: Broseidon at July 23, 2021 04:47 PM (icI8A)

92 At this point, I'd be willing to move on and not ask any more questions, if Psaki would just admit that Hunter Biden has a sub-idiot level IQ, and his whole career consists of grifting.
Can't both sides at least come together and admit this?

Posted by: Wally at July 23, 2021 04:47 PM (FJYfm)

93 Like the J6 protesters. Like endless suppression of speech that the corporate GOP supports because they're paid to.
Posted by: ace at July 23, 2021 04:41 PM (0G13K


Sad state of affairs when you have to immigrate to Mexico to get representation in America.

Posted by: Alabama at July 23, 2021 04:47 PM (4fSQf)

94 The Cleveland Assholes vs the New York Dickheads
Posted by: banana Dream at July 23, 2021 04:42 PM (C38z1)
........

In a sweaty battle of physical sport.

Posted by: wth at July 23, 2021 04:47 PM (v0R5T)

95 Unexpectedly, first-time jobless claims jumped 51,000.
Transitory Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 23, 2021 04:41 PM (63Dwl)


Back in the 70's in economics they used to teach something called the "Phillips Curve," which posited a tradeoff between infltion and unemployment that the Fed was supposed to optimize. Then Carter came along and we had inflation AND unemployment, and the Phillips curve was proved to be complete bullshit. Looks like those happy days are coming back again. Why settle for just one? We can have both!

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 23, 2021 04:47 PM (sDc5r)

96 Wahoo's on first!!!

Posted by: amy schumer at July 23, 2021 04:47 PM (UHVv4)

97 The World's Biggest Hoe...
https://tinyurl.com/b92nhvnc
[photo]
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 23, 2021 04:42 PM (UHVv4)

----------

That was a hilarious episode of Corner Gas. Well, okay, virtually all of the episodes are hilarious, but, that one stood out. Crack Hoe indeed!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at July 23, 2021 04:47 PM (2SdPm)

98 Cleveland should've taken a page out of the Redskins' book and gone with "Cleveland Baseball Team." The whole point is to denature everything, right? Go whole-hog.

In fact, rename all of the teams to just be the city name. Make it fully generic.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

The funny thing is all the memorabilia that is floating around (and there's a lot) that is all "Cleveland Indians". I think that marketing assholes think people can be re-programmed like a computer.

Yeah, fuck all that noise. The Cleveland Guardians. Foo-fah!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....Living on the prison planet at July 23, 2021 04:47 PM (vcOmj)

99
Shoulda called them the Cleveland Steamers.
Posted by: f'd


Greg Gutfeld just said that on "The Five"

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 23, 2021 04:48 PM (63Dwl)

100 The vaxx-related wart on my foot looks like Fauci.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 23, 2021 04:48 PM (cSyAR)

101 @80

>>Why does there need to be an investigation of what happened in the nursing homes?


Because investigations aren't just used to discover crimes and bring the guilty to justice, they also can bury crimes and help the guilty evade justice.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 23, 2021 04:48 PM (qYWtu)

102 The Konservative Kase for scrapping the constitutional republic in favor of a centrally directed command economy with a permanently elected governing council.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy not an FBI informant at July 23, 2021 04:48 PM (gpKIi)

103 Biden will need a court-appointed Guardian if Dr. Jill doesn't come back.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 23, 2021 04:48 PM (guGkK)

104 The Donor Class just got a way to send boat loads of cash to their benefactor without any paperwork.

Is NY still looking at DJT's taxes?

Posted by: Skip at July 23, 2021 04:48 PM (Cxk7w)

105 Remember, folks, if you're gonna play in Texas, you better have an SEC marching band.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 23, 2021 04:48 PM (zWNXR)

106 "Shoulda called them the Cleveland Steamers.
Posted by: f'd
Greg Gutfeld just said that on "The Five"
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr."


Well it was right there.

Posted by: low hanging fruit at July 23, 2021 04:49 PM (Tnijr)

107 What happens in nursing homes, stays in nursing homes.

Posted by: Merrick Garland at July 23, 2021 04:49 PM (guGkK)

108
I prefer the Northern Prosperity Chaos Institute
Posted by: Broseidon


KAOS vs CONTROL

Posted by: The Craw at July 23, 2021 04:49 PM (63Dwl)

109 Could the Cleveland baseball team been renamed the Injuns?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 23, 2021 04:49 PM (cSyAR)

110 This is Ceti Alpha V.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 23, 2021 04:50 PM (vuisn)

111 I prefer the Northern Prosperity Chaos Institute
Posted by: Broseidon


Yeah, you're a Clevelander. What do you think of this hot mess of PC?

I bet in less than five years, they will be the Indians again.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....Living on the prison planet at July 23, 2021 04:50 PM (vcOmj)

112 I sympathize, but I have a hard time seeing what federal crime was committed by sending nursing home residents back to the nursing homes when they didn't need hospitalization

Deliberately sending infected people to a high risk area then protecting the areas from lawsuit is not a civil matter. Its mass murder on a ghastly scale.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 23, 2021 04:50 PM (KZzsI)

113
* hitches up britches *

Posted by: low hanging fruit at July 23, 2021 04:50 PM (Tnijr)

114 The Indian's new name sounds like a middle school team's name.

MLB, you're dead to me.

Herb Score weeps.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 23, 2021 04:50 PM (ZUo5q)

115 I sympathize, but I have a hard time seeing what federal crime was committed by sending nursing home residents back to the nursing homes when they didn't need hospitalization
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It's not the crime it's the cover up. Or so I've been told for 50 years.

Posted by: ... at July 23, 2021 04:51 PM (9+0jT)

116 The Cleveland Naive Americans

Posted by: Tuna at July 23, 2021 04:51 PM (gLRfa)

117 Why not "The Northern Ohio Team of Baseball Players"? Was it already taken?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 23, 2021 04:51 PM (guGkK)

118 Deliberately sending infected people to a high risk
area then protecting the areas from lawsuit is not a civil matter. Its
mass murder on a ghastly scale. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 23, 2021 04:50 PM (KZzsI)

But it's not a federal crime. It's a state crime.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 23, 2021 04:52 PM (sDc5r)

119 Fuck it, it's time for a drink.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 23, 2021 04:52 PM (AmS3N)

120 The Ohio Baseball Team of the Cleveland Area.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy not an FBI informant at July 23, 2021 04:52 PM (gpKIi)

121 Sure. Hoe is offensive but it's okay to use rake. That's not what I call progress!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 23, 2021 04:53 PM (UHVv4)

122 The Baseballing People on the Lake of some Native Persons.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 23, 2021 04:53 PM (ZUo5q)

123 Every time I read the name Cleveland Guardians I picture an ADT responder. Or the Orkin man.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at July 23, 2021 04:53 PM (uhPTO)

124 osted by: f'd at July 23, 2021 04:46 PM (Tnijr)

His grammar was odd and the world mail lady was separated incorrectly so I read it quickly as "My black T*****swinging to and fro malady" as if he has suddenly developed black breasts swinging to and fro. Was that the a result of the Covid shot?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2021 04:53 PM (k39e/)

125 The Ohio Baseball Team of the Cleveland Area.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy not an FBI informant at July 23, 2021 04:52 PM (gpKIi)


Splitters!

Posted by: The People's Front of Ohio Baseball Players at July 23, 2021 04:53 PM (guGkK)

126 The Akron Rubbers

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy not an FBI informant at July 23, 2021 04:53 PM (gpKIi)

127 @116
Native not Naive but I guess either works.

Posted by: Tuna at July 23, 2021 04:53 PM (gLRfa)

128 Cleveland Not Mafia Bootleggers.

Posted by: klaftern at July 23, 2021 04:53 PM (r4sI4)

129 Sure. Hoe is offensive but it's okay to use rake. That's not what I call progress!
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 23, 2021 04:53 PM (UHVv4)
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ISWYDT

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 23, 2021 04:54 PM (7CyHK)

130 103 Biden will need a court-appointed Guardian if Dr. Jill doesn't come back.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 23, 2021 04:48 PM (guGkK)

I saw a pic of Jill at the opening of the games. She looked like she was wearing a picnic tablecloth.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at July 23, 2021 04:54 PM (ptqGC)

131 What governors do are Federal matters. Obama DOJ indicted and convicted the last Republican Governor of Virginia. Oh sure the Supreme Court overturned it on count of what he was charged with was not actually a crime. But didnt matter. He was done. And so are Republicans in Virginia.

Posted by: blaster at July 23, 2021 04:54 PM (X/Wqn)

132 "Every time I read the name Cleveland Guardians I picture an ADT responder. Or the Orkin man."

LOL

Posted by: Tuna at July 23, 2021 04:54 PM (gLRfa)

133 A terrible day for thousands of families. In a letter to @SteveScalise, @TheJusticeDept wrote that they were dropping the nursing home investigations in all states including New York. There will be no justice for our loved ones, and it feels like we've lost them all over again.

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"Victims, and their families, of state-funded and -mandated genocide have no standing. Next!"

Posted by: ShainS at July 23, 2021 04:54 PM (vgB3v)

134 The Akron Rubbers
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

That's much better than the Zips (short for Zippers - really).

Posted by: Tonypete at July 23, 2021 04:54 PM (ZUo5q)

135 Lake Erie is America's toilet. Having a cucked out stickball squad is the least of Cleveland's worries.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 23, 2021 04:55 PM (JN3xP)

136 Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 23, 2021 04:53 PM (UHVv4)

I don't think anyone has used the word "rake" as in "The Rake's Progress" since the early 1800s but that was clever of you.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2021 04:55 PM (k39e/)

137 We should definitely cede more decisions about how we speak, think, and live to our oligarch masters and the purplehair nosering angry Alphabet People they employ to bully and harass us.

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The purple hair nose ring brigade are the Molochs to the GOP Eloi.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at July 23, 2021 04:55 PM (RMGKK)

138 The Cleveland Rez Snags

Posted by: wth at July 23, 2021 04:55 PM (v0R5T)

139 Deliberately sending infected people to a high risk
area then protecting the areas from lawsuit is not a civil matter. Its
mass murder on a ghastly scale. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 23, 2021 04:50 PM (KZzsI)


And also, not to go too Andy McCarthy here, but there has to be a provable mens rea in almost all criminal cases. Being stupid is generally not a criminal act. I do think the coverup is more provable than that the deaths were criminal, and I still don't see much that the federal government could charge anyone with.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 23, 2021 04:55 PM (sDc5r)

140 At this point, this all goes straight into the "not my problem" file.

If you're on the right and still giving your time and money to sportsball and Hollywood after they've made it crystal clear where they stand, I don't even know what to say to you. How the fuck could you watch this spectacle that unfolded over the last year and still support this shit? You might as well cut out the middleman and donate directly to fucking BLM.

Posted by: BunnyFooFoo at July 23, 2021 04:55 PM (0Uf+z)

141 The Cantonese Cuisine

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy not an FBI informant at July 23, 2021 04:55 PM (gpKIi)

142 "I saw a pic of Jill at the opening of the games. She looked like she was wearing a picnic tablecloth."

Mooch is her fashion advisor

Posted by: Tuna at July 23, 2021 04:55 PM (gLRfa)

143 119 Fuck it, it's time for a drink.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 23, 2021 04:52 PM (AmS3N)

Here's to you, dear friend. *clink*

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at July 23, 2021 04:55 PM (ptqGC)

144 30 Biden announced a massive govt program to give people free money for their mortgages. Oh but before you get excited you will not get any of that money. It is only for the deadbeats who stopped paying their mortgages. They will be bailed out. For everyone who kept paying during the Rona days....you fucked up. You played by the rules. And in todays America you get punished for that.
Posted by: Joe XiDen

they don't even need a bailout. this isn't 2008. they all have a ton of equity and could sell. it's not like the lenders haven't worked with them.

Posted by: x at July 23, 2021 04:55 PM (oA+QO)

145 Well it was right there.
Posted by: low hanging fruit at July 23, 2021 04:49 PM (Tnijr)
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Anyone could have stepped into that.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 23, 2021 04:56 PM (UHVv4)

146 Name one Democrat in the past twenty years that has gone to jail for their crimes.


I'll wait.

Posted by: Alabama at July 23, 2021 04:56 PM (4fSQf)

147 and fuck the Cleveland "Guardians."

Good Lord, who came up with that horrendous name? David French?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 23, 2021 04:56 PM (W4eKo)

148 It's still okay to say "Baseball," right?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 23, 2021 04:56 PM (guGkK)

149 "I am in tears. But I'll keep fighting"

But you're not really fighting. You're trying the use the Rule of Law against people like Cuomo, who are Above the Law.

I'm sorry but you're no different than the people who "fight" gun violence by posting Gun Free Zones signs.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 23, 2021 04:56 PM (49Exr)

150 The Southern Poverty Law Center protecting us from hate groups? They are a hate group.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at July 23, 2021 04:56 PM (RMGKK)

151 I don't think anyone has used the word "rake" as in "The Rake's Progress" since the early 1800s but that was clever of you.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2021 04:55 PM (k39e/)
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Irish tunes "Rakes of Mallow" and "Rakes of Kildare", for two.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 23, 2021 04:57 PM (7CyHK)

152 Yeah, about that bailout of the mortgage thing: People best read the fine print, because they may be turning their house over to the government.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at July 23, 2021 04:57 PM (2SdPm)

153 The Cleveland Teepee Creepers

Posted by: wth at July 23, 2021 04:57 PM (v0R5T)

154 "Anyone could have stepped into that.
Posted by: andycanuck"

That would stink.

Posted by: son of low hanging fruit at July 23, 2021 04:57 PM (Tnijr)

155 Rep. William Jefferson

Posted by: jeet at July 23, 2021 04:57 PM (g741k)

156 So what replaces Chief Wahoo?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy not an FBI informant at July 23, 2021 04:57 PM (gpKIi)

157 Alabama: Rep. William Jefferson

Posted by: jeet at July 23, 2021 04:58 PM (g741k)

158 "The Team That Plays Baseball Professionally At Progressive Field In Downtown Cleveland"

*mic drop*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 23, 2021 04:58 PM (guGkK)

159 The Cleveland Fry Bread Girls

Posted by: wth at July 23, 2021 04:58 PM (v0R5T)

160 You must mean the flat implement that sucks dick for $5 through the window of your car right?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 23, 2021 04:58 PM (w5raC)

161 "[...] their own role is that of trusted sailors [...]"

Not sailors. They haven't the ability. They're stewards, arranging the deck chairs & delivering drinks.

Posted by: aelfheld at July 23, 2021 04:58 PM (Zy9Yy)

162 At this point, this all goes straight into the "not my problem" file.

If you're on the right and still giving your time and money to sportsball and Hollywood after they've made it crystal clear where they stand, I don't even know what to say to you.

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That's pretty much my attitude.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at July 23, 2021 04:59 PM (RMGKK)

163 So what replaces Chief Wahoo?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy not an FBI informant at July 23, 2021 04:57 PM (gpKIi)
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An overweight rent-a-cop?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 23, 2021 04:59 PM (7CyHK)

164 Caesar. Explain the Federal investigation into Governor Christie over cones on a bridge. Explain The Governor of Virginia being convicted by Feds on what was not a state or Federal crime. There is a nexus if they want it.

And the law is no longer. If they can find a way to bring Federal heat on Desantis they will.

Posted by: blaster at July 23, 2021 04:59 PM (X/Wqn)

165 RE: Cleveland Guardians

That's offensive and unacceptable. Change the name!

Posted by: Guardians at July 23, 2021 04:59 PM (aXxgO)

166 @123: "... I picture an ADT responder. Or the Orkin man."

Makes me think of those classic vintage toy robots.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 23, 2021 04:59 PM (+WWsf)

167 RE: Nursing Homes "...this is a soul crushing day."

Well, get off your asses, get organized and begin the strikes, the peaceful demonstration, and the civil disobedience.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 23, 2021 04:59 PM (axyOa)

168 So what replaces Chief Wahoo?

Queen Trigglypuff.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 23, 2021 04:59 PM (W4eKo)

169 So if a person shows up to the Cleveland Guardians game with an Indians cap on do they confiscate the racist hat?

Posted by: Glenn John at July 23, 2021 04:59 PM (LilNs)

170 According to the "expert" I was talking about earlier on ESPN, a lot of people were pushing for Cleveland "Hammers" so they only needed to slightly modify their current marketing trash and trinkets. This way everybody has to jettison every last thing related to the team.

I'm dying to see what replaced the "tomahawk chop" at the ball games now. Are they going to dress like Romans, crusaders or [gasp] angels? I wonder if any of them even thought of the possible religious context of that word? You know they'll shit twinkies if a group of fans calls themselves the Guardian Angels.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at July 23, 2021 04:59 PM (wAnMi)

171 So what replaces Chief Wahoo?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy not an FBI informant at July 23, 2021 04:57 PM (gpKIi)



Had they picked the Cleveland Steamers as the new name the possibilities would have been endless.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 23, 2021 05:00 PM (guGkK)

172 Bases reek of white supremacy. They expect black men to run to a white bag to be safe? Putting time constraints on a runner is racist too. How about you hit the ball and get to the base when you get to the base. What is the hurry?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy not an FBI informant at July 23, 2021 05:00 PM (gpKIi)

173 Cleveland Guardians? Isn't that rather patronizing and paternalistic? Smash the patriarchy!

Posted by: President Select Decaf at July 23, 2021 05:00 PM (RMGKK)

174 I question how much of MLB will be around in 5 years

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 23, 2021 05:00 PM (KZzsI)

175 I see Tom Hanks made the announcement of the name change. Ugh.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at July 23, 2021 05:00 PM (ptqGC)

176 @150: "Southern Poverty Law Center ... a hate group."

Funny 'cause they basically started as a junk mail racket.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 23, 2021 05:01 PM (+WWsf)

177 the cubs will ALWAYS have at least one fan

Posted by: jeet at July 23, 2021 05:01 PM (g741k)

178 Bozo - The name is meh. It's one of the better options. Municipals would have been worse.

The logo is a garbage fire.

We should still be the Indians.

I'm still going to call them the Indians or the Tribe.

Posted by: Broseidon at July 23, 2021 05:01 PM (icI8A)

179 Oh I'd expect DeSantis is in for years of federal harassment. Probably doing the "due diligence" - on nonsensical, baseless crap - even as we so pleasantly converse here today.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at July 23, 2021 05:01 PM (OTzUX)

180 The Cleveland Commodity Cheese

Posted by: wth at July 23, 2021 05:01 PM (v0R5T)

181 I see Tom Hanks made the announcement of the name change. Ugh.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at July 23, 2021 05:00 PM (ptqGC)



Ugh. What a sanctimonious twat he's turned into.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 23, 2021 05:01 PM (guGkK)

182 Cleveland, twice as good as Baltimore, half as good as Detroit.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 23, 2021 05:02 PM (w5raC)

183 I question what will be left of society in 5 years.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 23, 2021 05:02 PM (Qu5OD)

184 169 So if a person shows up to the Cleveland Guardians game with an Indians cap on do they confiscate the racist hat?
Posted by: Glenn John at July 23, 2021 04:59 PM (LilNs)


Likely banned from stadium for life.

And that's not even snark.

Posted by: blaster at July 23, 2021 05:02 PM (X/Wqn)

185 Why The Cleveland Rocks?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 23, 2021 05:02 PM (cSyAR)

186 Government handing out free money for houses,
Can I guess real estate prices flush with free money will maybe go up a little?

Posted by: Skip at July 23, 2021 05:02 PM (Cxk7w)

187 My day keeps sucking. If yours is, too, then here's a pretty girl to take the edge off. If your day is going well, I encourage you to look anyway.
https://is.gd/rbh5FX
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 23, 2021 04:38 PM (3p5uk)


Wow! Those eyes!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 23, 2021 05:02 PM (axyOa)

188 Nobody's looking at her face. I thought that was the
point of these girlies posing for these photos and for the people
looking at them.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2021 04:46 PM (k39e/)

Many people enjoy those links. It is possible for you simply to ignore them.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 23, 2021 05:02 PM (Q9lwr)

189 The Toledo Terlit Hobos.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy not an FBI informant at July 23, 2021 05:03 PM (gpKIi)

190 33 A terrible day for thousands of families. In a letter to @SteveScalise, @TheJusticeDept wrote that they were dropping the nursing home investigations in all states including New York. There will be no justice for our loved ones, and it feels like we've lost them all over again.

--------

"Victims, and their families, of state-funded and -mandated genocide have no standing. Next!"
Posted by: ShainS

In Michigan, they flat out used Morphine to kill old folks who they decided that they could not save.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 23, 2021 05:03 PM (+xJjw)

191 >>Name one Democrat in the past twenty years that has gone to jail for their crimes.


Chaka Fattah, Jesse Jackson Jr, Corrine Brown, William "Dollar Bill" Jefferson, Ray Nagin. They only go after the black ones.

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 23, 2021 05:03 PM (xPl2J)

192 By the way, Jimmy Acosta wants everyone to know his dinner at The Diplomat in DC was interrupted by the gunfire.

Thoughts and prayers, Jim.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at July 23, 2021 05:03 PM (ptqGC)

193 Maybe the Indians should have spent money on keeping Shane Bieber or Jose Ramirez instead of this pointless rebrand.

As is:, they might not even be in Cleveland in a decade.

Posted by: Broseidon at July 23, 2021 05:04 PM (icI8A)

194 I see Tom Hanks made the announcement of the name change. Ugh.
Right after he gave the old Boney Maronney to a little Indian (feather not dot) boy.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 23, 2021 05:04 PM (w5raC)

195 someone has been outscolded

Posted by: prankster at July 23, 2021 05:04 PM (g741k)

196 I question how much of MLB will be around in 5 years
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 23, 2021 05:00 PM (KZzsI)

I don't. I no longer care. Probably will be around. Maybe it won't be. I barely remember the NFL, the MLB is now also in my rearview.

It's all woke now, I hope it goes broke, but not enough to pay it no mind.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 23, 2021 05:04 PM (JN3xP)

197 Baseballs are white. That's rayciss. I demand MLB start using black baseballs - immediately. I mean, that's the name of the game, and it's white. Makes me sick to my stomach.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at July 23, 2021 05:04 PM (wAnMi)

198 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 23, 2021 05:02 PM (Q9lwr)

And it's also possible for me to make snarky comments about them-which I don't do all the time, but of course you could ban me for making snarky comments

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2021 05:05 PM (k39e/)

199 Wow! Those eyes!

I agree, she has very pretty eyes. And she looks to be about 14

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 23, 2021 05:05 PM (KZzsI)

200 Cleveland Meter Maids. Metric even.

Posted by: klaftern at July 23, 2021 05:05 PM (r4sI4)

201 No they'll still sell Indians stuff. There's still Wahoo gear in the team shop. They'd lose the trademark otherwise and then plebes like us could sell Indians stuff legally.

Posted by: Broseidon at July 23, 2021 05:05 PM (icI8A)

202 As is:, they might not even be in Cleveland in a decade.
Posted by: Broseidon at July 23, 2021 05:04 PM (icI8A)



Easily handled: "The Baseball Team That Used To Play In Cleveland, But Then It Moved."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 23, 2021 05:05 PM (guGkK)

203 isn't the the name Giants kinda fat-shaming?

Posted by: J Jones at July 23, 2021 05:05 PM (oA+QO)

204 The culture war is over now, right? They got their scalp, so to speak? No way they say "This is a great start but there is so much more to do!"

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy not an FBI informant at July 23, 2021 05:05 PM (gpKIi)

205 I agree, she has very pretty eyes. And she looks to be about 14
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 23, 2021 05:05 PM (KZzsI)


Sigh...
At my age they all look 14.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 23, 2021 05:06 PM (axyOa)

206 RE: Nursing Homes "...this is a soul crushing day."



Well, get off your asses, get organized and begin the strikes, the peaceful demonstration, and the civil disobedience.

Doesn't New York have a guy for these situations? I seem to recall a post on his work earlier in the week.

Posted by: Methos at July 23, 2021 05:06 PM (kOpft)

207 Ben Had

♩ ♪ ♫ Good afternoon! ♩ ♫ ♬

🥃
🥃
🥃

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 23, 2021 05:07 PM (u82oZ)

208 The statue of the Native American that sits atop the Oklahoma Capital building is called...wait for it...the Guardian.

Posted by: Blutarski at July 23, 2021 05:07 PM (jT8w4)

209 Yes, Famous Clevelander Tom Hanks. Who lived here all of 3 years in the 70s.

He's apparently an Indians fan but also an A's fan so who knows.

Posted by: Broseidon at July 23, 2021 05:07 PM (icI8A)

210 The "Rocks" would be fun as hell.

Posted by: klaftern at July 23, 2021 05:08 PM (r4sI4)

211 196 I don't. I no longer care. Probably will be around. Maybe it won't be. I barely remember the NFL, the MLB is now also in my rearview.

It's all woke now, I hope it goes broke, but not enough to pay it no mind.

---

They're just artifacts of a nation that no longer exists, hollowed out like every other institution and occupied by your enemies so they can use them against you. It's sad, but that's what happens when you don't bother to defend what's important to you.

Posted by: BunnyFooFoo at July 23, 2021 05:08 PM (0Uf+z)

212 Joe Mannix: "In fact, rename all of the teams to just be the city name. Make it fully generic."

Doesn't matter. When this round of renaming completes to sate the mob of idiots and Marxists, they'll say, for example, "No, Dallas, you can't use 'Dallas'. There used to be Whites running cattle through there, and we know a) Whites are oppressors and b) cattle destroy Gaia."

There's no end to the fictions that can be invented by psychopaths.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 23, 2021 05:09 PM (aXxgO)

213 ZOD.

Posted by: ZOD at July 23, 2021 05:09 PM (xK9An)

214 Sigh...
At my age they all look 14


I know the feeling. I used to think "wow she's pretty wish I could find a girl like that" and now I think "wow she's pretty I hope her dad is protecting her, someone her age could be my granddaughter"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 23, 2021 05:09 PM (KZzsI)

215 There's still Wahoo gear in the team shop

I don't think that's right. They have "Indians" gear but nothing with Chief Wahoo's likeness on it.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 23, 2021 05:09 PM (W4eKo)

216 The Cleveland Chemicals

Posted by: Captain Splatter at July 23, 2021 05:09 PM (v0R5T)

217 And she looks to be about 14

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 23, 2021 05:05 PM (KZzsI)

Nobody in my high school freshman class looked like that!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 23, 2021 05:09 PM (Q9lwr)

218 The culture war is over now, right? They got their scalp, so to speak? No way they say "This is a great start but there is so much more to do!"

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy not an FBI informant at July 23, 2021 05:05 PM (gpKIi)

Yeah but they don't even say it's a great start. Once they have it, they make fun of it and say mocking stuff like "Oh you think renaming some stupid sports team no one cares about is gonna end racism and make real change?"

And it's like wait a minute, that's what *you* thought..... or at least... said......

Posted by: ... at July 23, 2021 05:09 PM (Sq5xa)

219 Like being married to a crazy woman.....even if you. get divorced ....she gets the nuclear football. She has a pinky duct taped to a trigger.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at July 23, 2021 05:09 PM (ptq0O)

220 That picture of Biden... Wow.

He looks like they just told him they are having chocolate pudding with dinner at the nursing home.

Posted by: Dave in Fla (5p7BC) at July 23, 2021 05:09 PM (5p7BC)

221 Dept. of Just Us. If you're a Dem, that is.

Oh well.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 23, 2021 05:09 PM (F0YaR)

222 They should have gone with nothing. Just Cleveland. The white Sox are playing cleveland tonight. No mascot, nothing. Nobody offended.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy not an FBI informant at July 23, 2021 05:09 PM (gpKIi)

223 Irish tunes "Rakes of Mallow" and "Rakes of Kildare", for two.
Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea

Irish tunes "Rakes of Mallow" by the great Leroy Anderson is a rocking tune. Almost up there with his "Irish Washerwoman."

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 23, 2021 05:10 PM (u82oZ)

224 ZOD.
Posted by: ZOD at July 23, 2021 05:09 PM (xK9An)


Seems self serving...

Posted by: Diogenes at July 23, 2021 05:10 PM (axyOa)

225 Cancel Bob Uecker, "and that's off the reservation ".

Major League.

Posted by: redenzo at July 23, 2021 05:10 PM (E7vND)

226 ZOD ON.
(Spelled backwards is NO DOZ)

Posted by: wth at July 23, 2021 05:10 PM (v0R5T)

227 Ace you should post the Guardians logo so everyone can see that it looks like it was made in MS Paint.

I see people trying to defend it because the Guardian statues are part of Cleveland history. Yeah - but not our BASEBALL history. May as well name us after the fucking FREE stamp, that's way more well known than the Guardians.

Posted by: Broseidon at July 23, 2021 05:10 PM (icI8A)

228 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 23, 2021 05:00 PM (KZzsI)

I don't. I no longer care. Probably will be around. Maybe it won't be. I barely remember the NFL, the MLB is now also in my rearview.

It's all woke now, I hope it goes broke, but not enough to pay it no mind.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 23, 2021 05:04 PM (JN3xP)

At the rate the SEC is going they will be able to compete with the NFL by themselves. Bet they will get better ratings that a Jet-Bengals game for many of their match ups as well.

Posted by: Bete at July 23, 2021 05:10 PM (Ojki1)

229
Wait, the Cleveland Gardenias? What kind of a name is that?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 23, 2021 05:11 PM (oXaJD)

230 As a concerned white person I know that I will sleep more soundly at night in the knowledge that Indians across this great land will no longer be emotionally tortured by the thought that there is a baseball team named after them.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 23, 2021 05:11 PM (guGkK)

231 And she looks to be about 14

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 23, 2021 05:05 PM (KZzsI)

Nobody in my high school freshman class looked like that!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 23, 2021 05:09 PM (Q9lwr)
***

I had one girl in my Freshman class...until the wind storm and all the Kleenex flew out.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 23, 2021 05:11 PM (axyOa)

232 Wait, the Cleveland Gardenias? What kind of a name is that?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 23, 2021 05:11 PM (oXaJD)



Vincent Gardenia was a great American.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 23, 2021 05:11 PM (guGkK)

233 The cleveland garden gnomes.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy not an FBI informant at July 23, 2021 05:11 PM (gpKIi)

234 Nobody in my high school freshman class looked like that!

Yeah I don't... know what has happened to girls. They are developing so young and so significantly. Most of the girls I went to school with were pretty modestly built, you don't see that much any more these days.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 23, 2021 05:12 PM (KZzsI)

235 I still think the Cleveland Steamers would be the hot ticket.
Imagine the concession sales on that gear!

Posted by: Bosk at July 23, 2021 05:12 PM (FgPjD)

236 The Hough Hacks
The Parma Pitchers
The Bedford Heights Batters
The Rocky River Runners
The Brook Park Bombers
The Shaker Heights Strikeouts
etc.

So easy a Moron could do it - Guardians is so lame.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 23, 2021 05:12 PM (ZUo5q)

237 Cat Ass - That's how teams were in early baseball. It would be the Clevelands vs the Brooklyns. I'd have actually preferred that - it would be a nod to history and a unique thing nowadays.

Posted by: Broseidon at July 23, 2021 05:12 PM (icI8A)

238 There's no end to the fictions that can be invented by psychopaths.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 23, 2021 05:09 PM (aXxgO)

When will the demands to change the names of cities become part of the Woke culture? San Francisco? Indianapolis?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 23, 2021 05:12 PM (Q9lwr)

239 Irish tunes "Rakes of Mallow" and "Rakes of Kildare", for two.

Are they recent tunes? I like Irish music-but don't know those ones, but I'm assuming they might refer to actual people or groups from the time period of the 16o0-1800s?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2021 05:12 PM (k39e/)

240 Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy not an FBI informant at July 23, 2021 05:00 PM (gpKIi)

Black bases, black baseballs. Change the name of dugouts as well. Black man needs to hide in a hole? And Bullpen? They're animals now and need to be put into a pen? Sickening. Make them both the clubroom, and let the rich white suits sit in the rafters or down in the hole in the ground.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at July 23, 2021 05:12 PM (wAnMi)

241 Who were these Indian groups upset at the name? Like 3 progressive Indians with $1 million in Soros cash?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy not an FBI informant at July 23, 2021 05:13 PM (gpKIi)

242 The owner should have sold the team to some ultra rich guy from India.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 23, 2021 05:13 PM (h1jJh)

243
The Indian's new name sounds like a middle school team's name.


Hall Monitors / Flivvers / Speed Boys
House Wrens / Grackles / Cowbirds
Possums / Rabid Dogs / Chancre Sores
Laundry Boosters / Trundle Beds / Doormats
Adult Undergarments / Bathroom Scales / Rectal Itches
Sea Lampreys / Polecats / Lake Effect Snows

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 23, 2021 05:13 PM (pNxlR)

244 Did anyone else know the border IS actually closed...to legit travel? I sure as hell didn't.

https://is.gd/5vxPrx

Posted by: Jordan61-(Ez6QX) at July 23, 2021 05:13 PM (Ez6QX)

245 Nobody in my high school freshman class looked like that!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 23, 2021 05:09 PM (Q9lwr)
.......

She would have been voted:
Most Popular
Best Smile
Most likely to Succeed
etc.
etc.

Posted by: wth at July 23, 2021 05:13 PM (v0R5T)

246 I remember twin sisters in high school. They introduced see through blouses to the school.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 23, 2021 05:14 PM (cSyAR)

247 Template for every cheer in the future for every sport:

"Go Local Team in Red and Yellow Shirts with a Two-Tone Stripe Going Down the Pants Leg, Go!"

or, if trends continue,

"GFY, dicks!"

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 23, 2021 05:14 PM (aXxgO)

248 >The culture war is over now, right? They got their scalp, so to speak? No way they say "This is a great start but there is so much more to do!"

Yeah, it cracks me up whenever I hear some "conservative" holler in sudden alarm that we're in a "culture war!"

It's like, no, you already LOST the culture war. You got completely fucking routed. It's over. Now your territory is under enemy occupation and the conquering army is having their way with you and dividing up your nation among themselves as the spoils of war.

Posted by: BunnyFooFoo at July 23, 2021 05:14 PM (0Uf+z)

249 The cleveland Trans baseball team. They are brave and fierce.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy not an FBI informant at July 23, 2021 05:14 PM (gpKIi)

250 @123: "... I picture an ADT responder. Or the Orkin man."

Makes me think of those classic vintage toy robots.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 23, 2021 04:59 PM (+WWsf)

Danger, Will Robinson! *waves arms*

Posted by: Count de Monet, Free Agent (4I/2K) at July 23, 2021 05:15 PM (4I/2K)

251 I don't think I ever spoke to the see through twins but they helped me realize I am heterosexual.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 23, 2021 05:15 PM (cSyAR)

252 Biden's handlers have to be happy about Biden's Townhall low ratings, he was an absolute blithering idiot.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 23, 2021 05:15 PM (KxxIG)

253 How Sweden is doing with the WuFlu...
https://twitter.com/dockaurG/status/
1418542684277465091

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 23, 2021 05:16 PM (UHVv4)

254 >>Are they recent tunes? I like Irish music-but don't know those ones, but I'm assuming they might refer to actual people or groups from the time period of the 16o0-1800s? Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2021 05:12 PM (k39e/)

No. Yes (if for 'actual people' you mean artistic allusions to people of the time).

Posted by: ZOD at July 23, 2021 05:16 PM (xK9An)

255 The reason for Guardians is so Larry Dolans cheap ass only has to change 4 letters for the sign. We can keep the -dians part.

Posted by: Broseidon at July 23, 2021 05:16 PM (icI8A)

256 Brother Northernlurker just another guy

Lol That's a good thing.

Posted by: Bosk at July 23, 2021 05:16 PM (FgPjD)

257 Do non idiots ever blither?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 23, 2021 05:16 PM (cSyAR)

258 Did anyone else know the border IS actually closed...to legit travel? I sure as hell didn't.

https://is.gd/5vxPrx
Posted by: Jordan61-(Ez6QX) at July 23, 2021 05:13 PM (Ez6QX)


And this right here is a classic display of our government at work. Sleep well tonight.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 23, 2021 05:17 PM (axyOa)

259 See thru blouses...too young but i do enjpy outdoor/ off road lingerie.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at July 23, 2021 05:17 PM (ptq0O)

260 5 Nobody in my high school freshman class looked like that!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

She would have been voted:
Most Popular
Best Smile
Most likely to Succeed
Posted by: wth

The valedictorian of my high school, during his (very brief, oddly enough) speech during graduation named a fellow classmate, the Superintendent's daughter, don't cha know, Most Likely to Conceive.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 23, 2021 05:17 PM (ZUo5q)

261 The reason for Guardians is so Larry Dolans cheap ass only has to change 4 letters for the sign

That may be closer to the truth than we might think.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 23, 2021 05:17 PM (W4eKo)

262 I think there was already some noise about changing the name of San Francisco, but so far-it hasn't gone anywhere.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2021 05:17 PM (k39e/)

263
When will the demands to change the names of cities become part of the Woke culture? San Francisco? Indianapolis?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


The entire state has to be renamed!

Posted by: Indiana at July 23, 2021 05:18 PM (63Dwl)

264 Most Likely to Conceive.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 23, 2021 05:17 PM (ZUo5q)

That is absolutely marvelous.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 23, 2021 05:18 PM (Q9lwr)

265 The reason for Guardians is so Larry Dolans cheap ass only has to change 4 letters for the sign. We can keep the -dians part.
Posted by: Broseidon at July 23, 2021 05:16 PM (icI8A)

Pirates owner Bob Nutting laughs.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 23, 2021 05:18 PM (Qu5OD)

266 >>252 Biden's handlers have to be happy about Biden's Townhall low ratings, he was an absolute blithering idiot.) Posted by: Seems Legit at July 23, 2021 05:15 PM (KxxIG)

(Inserts AI chip).

I can translate ice cream the language smell of young girls hair of President Joe Biden smirks thing y'know.

Posted by: ZOD at July 23, 2021 05:19 PM (xK9An)

267 I have an idea.

They could have kept the name Cleveland Indians.

Posted by: blaster at July 23, 2021 05:19 PM (X/Wqn)

268 As they start to run out of "problematic" team names, they will soon need to find reasons for less obvious team names to become insulting to some group or another. The point is to force the new name onto the fans as a show of power, not to reduce racial friction.

One of the commenters earlier today, who is part indian pointed out that this ethnic cleansing, since there will be no references to native americans allowed at all.

My money is on Patriots being the next target, but plenty of possibilities...

Jets is a terrible image in the age of climate destruction
Eagles is a terrible name in the face of impending extinction
Giants is an insult to little people

Posted by: Dave in Fla (5p7BC) at July 23, 2021 05:19 PM (5p7BC)

269 The Cleveland Lakers?

Posted by: Glenn John at July 23, 2021 05:19 PM (LilNs)

270 Apparently the Olympics started today?

Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 23, 2021 05:19 PM (HqBi0)

271 The Accordions.

Posted by: klaftern at July 23, 2021 05:20 PM (r4sI4)

272 @261: "That may be closer to the truth than we might think."

Some of the ESPN talking heads this afternoon complained that people will cover up the "Guar" with an "In" patch just to stick it to the politically correct man.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 23, 2021 05:20 PM (+WWsf)

273 Did anyone else know the border IS actually closed...to legit travel? I sure as hell didn't.

https://is.gd/5vxPrx
Posted by: Jordan61-(Ez6QX) at July 23, 2021 05:13 PM (Ez6QX)
........

I used to drive to Baja every year for surfing and fishing.
Not lately. Going down Mexico doesn't care but coming back can be difficult even though "Essential travel" has been defined partly as:
U.S. citizens and lawful permanent residents returning to the United States

Posted by: wth at July 23, 2021 05:20 PM (v0R5T)

274 Sigh...
At my age they all look 14

I know the feeling. I used to think "wow she's pretty wish I could find a girl like that" and now I think "wow she's pretty I hope her dad is protecting her, someone her age could be my granddaughter"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Where I used to live at the gym there was a girl who was pretty and very chit chatty, flirty, wore short tight booty shorts every day and built like an athlete. She told me she played Softball 2nd base (I assumed one of the Universities) and she asked for my number so we exchanged numbers, which I never called or returned her text because I loved that gym plus small town.
Anyway, I went back after a year on , and she saw me and lit up. She came over and said hey Pepe I just graduated. I said awesome, what did you get your degree in. She laughed hard and said no I just graduated high school this month and was touching my hand and feeling my arm and shoulder.
Ugh.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 23, 2021 05:20 PM (+xJjw)

275 The Edmonton Oilers will have to find a name that's less offensive to the earth.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 23, 2021 05:20 PM (cSyAR)

276 The reason for Guardians is so Larry Dolans cheap ass only has to change 4 letters for the sign.

Posted by: Broseidon at July 23, 2021 05:16 PM (icI8A)

Same fucked-up sports owning family as the Knicks and the Rangers (and MSG).

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 23, 2021 05:20 PM (Q9lwr)

277 The reason for Guardians is so Larry Dolans cheap ass only has to change 4 letters for the sign. We can keep the -dians part.
Posted by: Broseidon at July 23, 2021 05:16 PM (icI8A)



FAIL. The Cleveland Indolents would have been even cheaper.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 23, 2021 05:20 PM (guGkK)

278 What are they guarding?

The Eternal Cuyahoga River Flame
"Never Let The Fire Go Out"
Posted by: rickb223 [i/]


I'll grab a metaphor out of the air
Like the Cuyahoga River on fire

Adam Again - "River On Fire"
https://youtu.be/YusdLzuKBlg?t=3205

Posted by: Hands at July 23, 2021 05:20 PM (786Ro)

279 How about just "The Clevelands"?

Posted by: f'd at July 23, 2021 05:21 PM (Tnijr)

280 They were trying to take the cross off of the crest of the city of Los Angeles. Years ago.

Posted by: blaster at July 23, 2021 05:21 PM (X/Wqn)

281 Makes it sound like your neighbors done the street.

Posted by: f'd at July 23, 2021 05:21 PM (Tnijr)

282 Are they recent tunes? I like Irish music-but don't know those ones, but I'm assuming they might refer to actual people or groups from the time period of the 16o0-1800s?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2021 05:12 PM (k39e/)
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They go back to at least the late 18th / early 19th century, but they are well-known today.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 23, 2021 05:22 PM (7CyHK)

283 Most Likely to Conceive.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 23, 2021 05:17 PM (ZUo5q)

That is absolutely marvelous.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 23, 2021 05:18 PM (Q9lwr)

I guess that is better than Most Like to Appear on a Milk Carton.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 23, 2021 05:22 PM (axyOa)

284 Yes Americans cannot go to Canada.

Posted by: blaster at July 23, 2021 05:22 PM (X/Wqn)

285

French government official says that vaccine passport is a "gateway to freedom" - but won't be enough to prevent another lockdown.

So not only will you be told where you're allowed to go, you'll also be told when you can go there.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 23, 2021 05:22 PM (63Dwl)

286 Cleveland Clam Traps.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy not an FBI informant at July 23, 2021 05:23 PM (gpKIi)

287 Yeah but Larry's brother does occasionally spend money on the Knicks, they just make awful decisions.

Where the Indians are known for having a great front office but no ability to keep anyone long term because we're cheap.

Posted by: Broseidon at July 23, 2021 05:24 PM (icI8A)

288 I like Irish music-but don't know those ones
---------
Also, you know "Rakes of Mallow" if you've ever watched "The Quiet Man". It's the tune that makes its appearance whenever there's going to be a punch-up.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 23, 2021 05:24 PM (7CyHK)

289 The Cleveland Potted Meat Product.

Posted by: ZOD at July 23, 2021 05:24 PM (xK9An)

290 The way I have always said it is that if you accept all of the premises of the other side then you are on the other side.

The Republicans accept all of the leftist premises, and the accept all of the changes the left makes to the meanings of commonly used words to frame those premises. They offer no resistance at all because they are all working together.

We had a brief four years where a guy was in office who promoted our priorities and he had outstanding results on every front with the economy and foreign policy despite the opposition of both parties and without their help. That scared them all shitless and is why they had to destroy him.

Good luck finding another person who can weather all of that and stay true. Trump was an imperfect vessel, but he is the only president since Reagan who really got what America is supposed to be and did not utterly loathe those who love those ideals and take them as something other than an impediment.

Posted by: Thatch at July 23, 2021 05:24 PM (qWceQ)

291 The Accordions.
Posted by: klaftern

Frankie Yankovic approves.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 23, 2021 05:24 PM (ZUo5q)

292 I think the Frogs and probably the Italians now too aren't getting rid of the mask crap either even for the vaxxed.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 23, 2021 05:25 PM (UHVv4)

293 Biden couldn't get a squad of Marines to follow him into a whore house.

Or even a place with free beer.

(well maybe the free beer place)

Posted by: jakee308 at July 23, 2021 05:25 PM (wb4G5)

294 Oh farting Buddha....a girl petting you like a dog.

That's pass second base for a man.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at July 23, 2021 05:25 PM (ptq0O)

295
French government official says that vaccine passport is a "gateway to freedom" - but won't be enough to prevent another lockdown.

____________

It's like when Her Majesty says of some undesirable chore, "Feel free to do X," it does not mean I'm free not to do X.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 23, 2021 05:25 PM (oXaJD)

296 If there was a mead hall around I think I would go.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 23, 2021 05:26 PM (cSyAR)

297 The Republicans accept all of the leftist premises, and the accept all of the changes the left makes to the meanings of commonly used words to frame those premises. They offer no resistance at all because they are all working together.
----------

"Gain of function"

Posted by: ... at July 23, 2021 05:26 PM (G33VH)

298 The Cleveland Mistakes?

The Cleveland Hoes?

The Cleveland Fire?

Posted by: jakee308 at July 23, 2021 05:26 PM (wb4G5)

299 https://youtu.be/w09ukTUUhBY

Jailbait, Andre Williams, 1957

Posted by: Getting the banned back together at July 23, 2021 05:26 PM (zjGgP)

300 Yay Corner Gas!!

As I write, I'm wearing a Down East Wood Ducks t-shirt (Rangers Low A team). All minor league names are better than "Guardians." Even the El Paso Chihuahuas. Ick.

Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at July 23, 2021 05:27 PM (fTtFy)

301 But mead halls are full of white privilege.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 23, 2021 05:27 PM (cSyAR)

302 I'll wait.
Posted by: Alabama
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Blago

Posted by: Dave in Fla (5p7BC) at July 23, 2021 05:27 PM (5p7BC)

303 Why does Joe Namath need free rides to medical appointments?

Posted by: f'd at July 23, 2021 05:27 PM (Tnijr)

304 Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE KAY IVEY at July 23, 2021 05:27 PM (Pzzpr)

You dick!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at July 23, 2021 05:28 PM (Ojki1)

305 The Cleveland All Your Base Are Belong To Nickerson, Kansas.

Posted by: ZOD at July 23, 2021 05:28 PM (xK9An)

306 Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 23, 2021 05:24 PM (7CyHK)

Thanks; I have seen that movie several times. I don't recall the music so much, but before the movie gets banned I'll have to pay attention. My family raised me on "The Clancy Brothers and Tommy Maken and then I enjoyed more instrumental music through "The Chieftans"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2021 05:28 PM (k39e/)

307 Welp...it is martini time. See y'all on the ONT...maybe.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 23, 2021 05:28 PM (axyOa)

308 Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE KAY IVEY at July 23, 2021 05:27 PM
---------------
Fairly certain Spicoli thinks you're a dick.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 23, 2021 05:28 PM (7CyHK)

309 I wanted to go skiing in BC but could not cuz Canucks did not let yucky Yankees in their country. Ok fuck your then I will spend my money at a resort in America. You showed me Trudeau!!

Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 23, 2021 05:29 PM (HqBi0)

310 Art Rondelet, I hope you be joining us in Oct.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 23, 2021 05:29 PM (AmS3N)

311 Our local baseball teams is called the "Bacons". I am not Macon that up.

Posted by: f'd at July 23, 2021 05:29 PM (Tnijr)

312 First you get fire water wrong and now this.

Posted by: A Cleveland Indian at July 23, 2021 05:29 PM (uhPTO)

313 Should name the team "Cleveland Cop-Outs".

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2021 05:29 PM (k39e/)

314 Thanks; I have seen that movie several times. I don't recall the music so much, but before the movie gets banned I'll have to pay attention. My family raised me on "The Clancy Brothers and Tommy Maken and then I enjoyed more instrumental music through "The Chieftans"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2021 05:28 PM (k39e/)
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Visit my YouTube site, "ConcerTunes". It's mostly Irish music and I play the more obscure stuff.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 23, 2021 05:29 PM (7CyHK)

315 Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE KAY IVEY at July 23, 2021 05:27 PM (Pzzpr)

You dick!
Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at July 23, 2021 05:28 PM (Ojki1)
----------
See?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 23, 2021 05:30 PM (7CyHK)

316 French government official says that vaccine passport is a "gateway to freedom" - but won't be enough to prevent another lockdown.

So then how is it a gateway to freedom?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2021 05:30 PM (k39e/)

317 If there was no Star Trek, man damn sure would have invented it.
Posted by: klaftern at July 23, 2021 04:35 PM

Then, whenever there's a pedo bust, cops back at the station wouldn't have to try and guess "Star Wars or Star Trek?" about the perp's merchandise collection.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 23, 2021 05:30 PM (OssQ4)

318 " I went back after a year on , and she saw me and lit up. She
came over and said hey Pepe I just graduated. I said awesome, what did
you get your degree in. She laughed hard and said no I just graduated
high school this month and was touching my hand and feeling my arm and
shoulder."

And?

Posted by: lowandslow at July 23, 2021 05:31 PM (qH6FZ)

319 Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 23, 2021 05:29 PM (7CyHK)

That's great. Thanks. Are you a musician too or just enjoy the music?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2021 05:31 PM (k39e/)

320 French government official says that vaccine passport is a "gateway to freedom" - but won't be enough to prevent another lockdown.

So then how is it a gateway to freedom?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2021 05:30 PM (k39e/)
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No one said you could actually pass through the gateway.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 23, 2021 05:32 PM (7CyHK)

321 RE: Hunter Biden Art conundrum.Easy solution, he can just not sign any of it. People will only buy it for it's artistic value. No provenance, no way to Brag or barter any additional "worth" via Politics. As The Big Guy said in his recent speech.."Believe me, I give you my word...as a Biden"

Posted by: jeff at July 23, 2021 05:32 PM (uAI4S)

322 Gee, I'm so old I remember when the Smart Set laughed out loud at at the term Guardians used for
members of the US Space Force. I suppose it is now a totes cool term since it replaces Indians for the name of a sports team. Times keep-a-changin'.

Posted by: Gref at July 23, 2021 05:32 PM (AMIL/)

323 That's great. Thanks. Are you a musician too or just enjoy the music?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2021 05:31 PM (k39e/)
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I play the concertina.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 23, 2021 05:32 PM (7CyHK)

324 French government official says that vaccine passport is a "gateway to freedom" - but won't be enough to prevent another lockdown.
-------------

LMAO "gateway to freedom". These people are so predictably sick.

When they invented the name "vaccine passport" a few months back, I kept saying "vaccine passport: your ticket to a better life!" because that's *exactly* what the engineered name sounds like.

And Republicans go along with the name. At absolute best it should be called Medical Papers or the more obviously orwellian Citizen Wellness Check.

Posted by: ... at July 23, 2021 05:32 PM (G33VH)

325 The Cleveland She Makes Good Goetta And Brats But Y'know Whatever Is The Keg Empty.

Posted by: ZOD at July 23, 2021 05:33 PM (xK9An)

326 The entire state has to be renamed!
Posted by: Indiana at July 23, 2021 05:18 PM (63Dwl)

Then Illinois has to change. And Utah. And I think Idaho. And Connecticut. And Massacheusetts. And the Mississippi. (not sure) And the a lot of cities.

Posted by: jakee308 at July 23, 2021 05:33 PM (wb4G5)

327 Just saw a commercial for Orbitz( travel booking) lesbian couple, gay ( maybe tranny) couple " Travel as You Are"

Posted by: steevy at July 23, 2021 05:33 PM (uUDKV)

328
So then how is it a gateway to freedom?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

___________

Take your places,
As members of a free society,
Under the watchful eye of the law.

- Poulenc, Dialogues of the Carmelites

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 23, 2021 05:34 PM (oXaJD)

329 I guess Major League was already canceled. (My husband has actually never seen it, which I discovered after telling him it was very bad to steal Jobu's rum and getting only a bewildered look in response.)

"Rake" made an appearance on Jeopardy. The answer was something like, "This garden implement is also a term for a sexually licentious person," and Ken Jennings said, "What is a hoe?" which was initially not accepted. After the commercial break, though, they did announce they'd retroactively accepted that answer.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at July 23, 2021 05:34 PM (8548M)

330 Captain Obvious, you don't just play the concertina. You are a master.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 23, 2021 05:34 PM (AmS3N)

331 Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 23, 2021 05:32 PM (7CyHK)

That's cool.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2021 05:34 PM (k39e/)

332 FenelonSpoke

Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea is very skilled on the concertina. And it takes real talent to play that instrument.

He entertained last years TxMoMet.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 23, 2021 05:35 PM (u82oZ)

333 Anyway, I went back after a year on , and she saw me and lit up. She came over and said hey Pepe I just graduated. I said awesome, what did you get your degree in. She laughed hard and said no I just graduated high school this month and was touching my hand and feeling my arm and shoulder.

"Don't stand so close to me"
--The Police

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 23, 2021 05:35 PM (KZzsI)

334 Captain Obvious, you don't just play the concertina. You are a master.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 23, 2021 05:34 PM (AmS3N)


That he is. It's lovely to listen to.

Posted by: Jordan61-(Ez6QX) at July 23, 2021 05:35 PM (Ez6QX)

335 Captain Obvious, you don't just play the concertina. You are a master.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 23, 2021 05:34 PM (AmS3N)
----------
Ars longa, vita brevis.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 23, 2021 05:35 PM (7CyHK)

336 Also need to rename Delaware.

Posted by: Dave in Fla (5p7BC) at July 23, 2021 05:35 PM (5p7BC)

337 327 Just saw a commercial for Orbitz( travel booking) lesbian couple, gay ( maybe tranny) couple " Travel as You Are"
Posted by: steevy at July 23, 2021 05:33 PM (uUDKV)

Enjoy the Middle East! You'll have so much fun, you'll swear (for 10 m/sec squared) you are flying!

Posted by: Bete at July 23, 2021 05:36 PM (Ojki1)

338 When are the going to change the Celtics name? I'm surprised they continue to allow a team to be called The Patriots. You would think that would be triggering.

Posted by: Just a side note at July 23, 2021 05:36 PM (2DOZq)

339 Nobody in my high school freshman class looked like that!
Posted by: CharlieBrown's


there were girls that were that cute or cuter in my hs freshman class.

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 23, 2021 05:36 PM (rlyUr)

340 Guardians. Sounds Marxist to me.
Posted by: FatAlbert

Colossus agrees.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 23, 2021 05:37 PM (ZUo5q)

341 Nood Gainz!

Well, wearing shorts anyway.

Posted by: Bete at July 23, 2021 05:37 PM (Ojki1)

342 Aw, Ben Had! That's so sweet (and characteristic) to remember me. Hubby is already talking about coming back and camping this time so that we can hang out more. We'll see if we can make it happen!!

And for the morons on the fence, you are missing the experience of a lifetime if you don't go to the Texas MoMe at least once.

Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at July 23, 2021 05:38 PM (fTtFy)

343 338 Holy Cross are still the Crusaders I think. Can't last, I mean Hofstra got rid of the name Flying Dutchmen. Not sure who even complained about that...

Posted by: steevy at July 23, 2021 05:38 PM (uUDKV)

344 321 RE: Hunter Biden Art conundrum.Easy solution, he can just not sign any of it. People will only buy it for it's artistic value. No provenance, no way to Brag or barter any additional "worth" via Politics. As The Big Guy said in his recent speech.."Believe me, I give you my word...as a Biden"

Posted by: jeff at July 23, 2021 05:32 PM (uAI4S)


Which came first:

Hunter deciding to make paintings and sell them?

or

People telling Hunter with a wink that they will pay big bucks for any sort of art he could churn out?

Posted by: Gref at July 23, 2021 05:38 PM (AMIL/)

345 I've come up with a name for the Washington football team.

The Washington Oklahomans.

Posted by: Just a side note at July 23, 2021 05:38 PM (2DOZq)

346 So when Joe said that bit about sucking the blood out of children, he was presenting it in parallel and as some sort of rebuttal to a question with a "yes" answer, right?

I hadn't really considered that high level Democrats really were doing that prior to his answer, but now I'm not so sure.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Juneteenth, because we needed another holiday celebrating white people being badass at July 23, 2021 05:40 PM (CxCEK)

347 Trump has another rally in Phoenix tomorrow afternoon to protect our elections.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 23, 2021 05:42 PM (NpAcC)

348 I believe the cross came off the LA city symbol years ago. Remember the estimated cost of changing everything using the old seal.

Absurd beyond belief.

In other words, just another day in the wreckage of what was America.


Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at July 23, 2021 05:42 PM (OTzUX)

349
Even though Ace's point is right.

The Guardians is just about the lamest name they could've come up with.

Guardians of what, for chrissakes? They're a freakin' baseball team.

Guardians of lousy beer, overcooked hot dogs, and chew, I suppose.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 23, 2021 05:42 PM (EERbD)

350 Jeff you assume it's not gust grift

Well It is and they like it that way

Posted by: Skip at July 23, 2021 05:44 PM (Cxk7w)

351 Cleveland Cock Suckers has a nice ring to it.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 23, 2021 05:52 PM (gjHJW)

352 or in his honor

Cleveland Mail Baggers

Posted by: Braenyard at July 23, 2021 05:52 PM (gjHJW)

353 Jets is a terrible image in the age of climate destruction

Eagles is a terrible name in the face of impending extinction

Giants is an insult to little people

Posted by: Dave in Fla (5p7BC) at July 23, 2021 05:19 PM (5p7BC)

Willowed, but remember when Rush used to do the environmental wacko picks for the next Sunday's games?

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 23, 2021 05:53 PM (BMmaB)

354 "the Cleveland Indians have changed their name"

Fuck sportsball. Let it die.
Posted by: gp Spreads Misinformation at July 23, 2021 04:33 PM (qpX6U)

The Indians were called the Indians as a tribute to Luke Sokaleksis, who played for them for many years. When they wanted to move on from the Naps (a tribute to the 1900s player manager Nap Lajoie).

So like always, collectivists strip honors from individuals they are supposedly acting in behalf of without even knowing about what they are doing.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 23, 2021 05:53 PM (EJbIh)

355 Guardians of Safe Space

Posted by: Braenyard at July 23, 2021 05:54 PM (gjHJW)

356 There will be no more touchdowns.

S/he/it will cross the goal line into the Safe Zone.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 23, 2021 05:55 PM (gjHJW)

357 Cincinnati will have to change their team name from Reds 'cause it's offensive to communists.

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at July 23, 2021 05:55 PM (R5lpX)

358 Where I used to live at the gym there was a girl who was pretty and very chit chatty, flirty, wore short tight booty shorts every day and built like an athlete. She told me she played Softball 2nd base (I assumed one of the Universities) and she asked for my number so we exchanged numbers, which I never called or returned her text because I loved that gym plus small town.
Anyway, I went back after a year on , and she saw me and lit up. She came over and said hey Pepe I just graduated. I said awesome, what did you get your degree in. She laughed hard and said no I just graduated high school this month and was touching my hand and feeling my arm and shoulder.
Ugh.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 23, 2021 05:20 PM (+xJjw)

A classmate of mine in High School had a similar story of chatting up a likely lass and asking her out, her reply was she wasn't allowed until she was 14. "How old are you now??" 12.

We gave him hell for that till graduation.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 23, 2021 05:57 PM (EJbIh)

359 Think I'll ...

Posted by: Braenyard at July 23, 2021 06:00 PM (gjHJW)

360 Cincinnati will have to change their team name from Reds 'cause it's offensive to communists.
Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at July 23, 2021 05:55 PM (R5lpX)

Cincy was named after the stocking color Red Stockings, as were Red Sox/White Sox somewhat laters. St Louis had the Browns in the 1880s, again about color.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 23, 2021 06:02 PM (EJbIh)

361 Yo

Posted by: Yerp at July 23, 2021 06:24 PM (2K20G)

362 I sure hope Ace doesn't adapt Facebook's censoring of words that upset the 'woke' readers. We will have nothing but blank boxes to read.

Posted by: Colin at July 23, 2021 06:49 PM (B+Lak)

363 The sportsball thing of dropping "offensive" names because they reference minority groups is so, so dumb. Hey, goofs, you don't pick a mascot for something because you think people will have negative thoughts about it. No teams are named the Pedos, or the Nazis, or the Filthy Creeps. If any of these people had a sense of humor they would change the names to ethnic groups seen as "fighty" and "white". The Saxons, the Cossacks, etc....

Posted by: azjaeger at July 23, 2021 06:52 PM (3/XaG)

364 whats mlb lolgf

Posted by: sound awake at July 23, 2021 08:14 PM (Er0UY)

365 which would you rather have: 1> your citys mlb team win the world series or 2> five dollars

Posted by: sound awake at July 23, 2021 08:15 PM (Er0UY)

366 Wahoo Libre!

Posted by: Pete at July 24, 2021 07:10 AM (yaZ07)

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