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GAINZZZ

This dude is making some great Shut the Fuck Up Karen GAINZZZ:

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That guy makes me want to be a better man. A man with more GAINZZZ.

A British journalist admits that the plan to reduce "global warming" will involve taking coercive measures to force people to eat less meat.

A journalist has said what many of us have been suspecting for some time now: that governments -- in this case the British government specifically -- will have to start forcing people to eat less red meat if it is to meet its ambitious climate change targets.

Christopher Snowdon, who heads the Lifestyle Economics unit at London's Institute of Economic Affairs, was appearing on the newly launched GB News network when he uttered the words many of us have been waiting to hear spoken openly.

'The political reality is that Boris Johnson is going to have to stop advising people to fly less and eat less red meat and find ways of forcing people,' Snowdon said.

Unspecified 'draconian actions' and 'meat taxes' were mentioned.

Come and take it.

Woman loses 149 pounds by walking.

Well, and some dieting.

When her colleagues started a walking challenge, Roxanne Mullenberg decided to participate. At the time, it seemed like the medication for her under-active thyroid was finally working correctly and she wanted to cultivate healthy behaviors to try to lose some weight. When she started the step challenge in February 2020, she weighed 358 pounds.

"I tried different things as far as trying to better my own habits," Mullenberg, 42, an assistant vice president and project manager at a bank in Fargo, North Dakota, told TODAY. "I was like, 'This will be great for me. I'll start doing this. It'll give me a different motivation, a different challenge and accountability.'"

...

A month into her step challenge, COVID-19 caused the country to shut down and her life changed dramatically. Suddenly, Mullenberg was working from home and helping her son, Ryan, 11, with home school. Exercise then gave her a chance to reflect and she found herself walking even further.

"The walks became such a good mental break and stress release," she said. "It became both a physical and mental benefit when I would do the walks, which was great. Then I'd bring my child out and obviously we'd both have these fun adventures roaming around parks."

Mullenberg was walking three miles but soon increased it to four. As she began feeling better with the increased activity, she noticed she wasn't losing weight and decided to examine her eating habits.

And then she threw some dieting into the mix.

She also had a thyroid that wasn't working right and got medication for that.

Still:

149 pounds since February 2020. That's a ton.

I've continued walking six days a week, usually from 3 to 5 miles. My GAINZZZ improved this past week. I lost about three pounds. Not bad.

What about yo' GAINZZZ?

Any READINGZZZ? PROJECTZZZ? PLANZZZ?

Posted by: Ace at 06:25 PM




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1 First!

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at July 16, 2021 05:25 PM (z5Vrg)

2 Hello?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at July 16, 2021 05:27 PM (z5Vrg)

3 Secondth?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 16, 2021 05:27 PM (7CyHK)

4 I think people should leave people alone who are not wearing masks, but his response was kind of cringeworthy, IMO. I suppose it did the trick, however, and she won't accost him again.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 16, 2021 05:27 PM (k39e/)

5 GAINZZZ: six weeks of no smoking, lost 3 lbs last week

BOOKZZZ: One Second After

Posted by: Jordan61-(Ez6QX) at July 16, 2021 05:28 PM (Ez6QX)

6 That is what I call a He Man Woman (Karen) hater.

Me likey.

Posted by: Czech Chick at July 16, 2021 05:29 PM (haWye)

7 The Gym Rat is my new hero.

Viva La Gym Rat!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 16, 2021 05:29 PM (R/m4+)

8 And now it's Friday and 3:30 so I am out of here.

Posted by: Jordan61-(Ez6QX) at July 16, 2021 05:30 PM (Ez6QX)

9 adios J, say hey to my homie from the Inland Empire.

Posted by: jeet at July 16, 2021 05:30 PM (g741k)

10 A British journalist admits that the plan to reduce "global warming" will involve taking coercive measures to force people to eat less meat.
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And just how did "Crazy AOC" know this when "she" sprung it on the public three years ago?

Posted by: ... at July 16, 2021 05:31 PM (LGjyW)

11 My PSA number came in super high. Ruh-roh.

Anybody have a high PSA with no other signs of anything?

Posted by: Marcus T, Libertad at July 16, 2021 05:31 PM (eZshs)

12 The Quick Hits was....quick.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 16, 2021 05:31 PM (PiwSw)

13 Have a great weekend, Jordan!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 16, 2021 05:32 PM (PiwSw)

14 too quick

Posted by: jeet at July 16, 2021 05:32 PM (g741k)

15 Watching the whole Country go crazy is not as funny as I thought it would be.

Posted by: Some Rat in the Swamp at July 16, 2021 05:32 PM (r1z5A)

16 That is what I call a He Man Woman (Karen) hater.

Me likey.
Posted by: Czech Chick at July 16, 2021 05:29 PM

Most cromulent Little Rascals reference.

O-Tay!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 16, 2021 05:33 PM (rBtIz)

17 I feel that lady on the thyroid problems. Getting the meds right can be quite a challenge as we often need "numbers" that are in a different part of the normal range and not all doctors will work with us. She's awesome! And getting the meds right will often lead to stuff like this as we remember a time when energy was real and not fleeting.

I started a boot camp workout in May and have noticed good Gainzz as far as strength increases and size decreases. It's funny how everything BUT the number on the scale can change when you're 29. *eyeroll*

Posted by: Catherine at July 16, 2021 05:33 PM (U1xqv)

18 A ton is 2000lbs, not 149.

Posted by: Soledad O'Brien's Earpiece at July 16, 2021 05:33 PM (ronUI)

19 I think the world gainzzz with such a Karen slapdown.

Posted by: Axeman at July 16, 2021 05:34 PM (XHhHI)

20 My PSA number came in super high. Ruh-roh.



Anybody have a high PSA with no other signs of anything?

Posted by: Marcus T, Libertad at July 16, 2021 05:31 PM (eZshs)

See a good urologist and make sure he repeats the test...they aren't perfect.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 16, 2021 05:34 PM (Q9lwr)

21 It was too hot to walk much today, but I am like walking at the cemetery or near where there's the pond with red sliders. I enjoy thinking about the people who died, some of whom I didn't know but who were meaningful to our church. About to finish up 1776 by David McCullough and begin his biography of John Adams. I enjoyed reading in 1776 about some of the chaplains in the Revolutionary War including the young Philip Vickers Fithian who came from N.J.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 16, 2021 05:34 PM (k39e/)

22
What's one thing Karen didn't say there?

That anything he said was untrue. Her silence is deafening.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 16, 2021 05:34 PM (7Ttpp)

23 A district court judge in TX (Andrew Hanen) has ruled that Obama's unconstitutional DACA program is . . . unconstitutional.

The judge has also issued a nationwide injunction requiring all federal agencies to stop administering the illegal program. LOL.

Count-down to how long it takes Dims to demand that SCOTUS rein in these district court judges who like to issue nationwide injunctions. (It was totes cool when Hawaii judges did it to Trump, but Biden is noble and pure and good, and thwarting his illegalities is just wrong!)

SCOTUS may finally have to rule on the constitutionality of the Obama unilateral amnesty grant. They dodged on a procedural issue the last time, but they can't do that forever. Not that's it's going to matter. With Biden blatantly ignoring federal immigration laws and aiding and abetting millions of illegal aliens to enter the U.S. every month, none of this will matter for long.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 16, 2021 05:34 PM (k4dH2)

24 Here's my question, when Milley is confronted with the fact that the election was stolen, what does he do with his Nazi narrative? Do these people go HAL and shut down or what? OBTW I lost 3 pounds today cutting hay. Working on bourbon replacement theory.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at July 16, 2021 05:35 PM (oWBc3)

25 I've been getting really good results doing single set, full body workouts. Treat it like one long superset and it takes about an hour.

Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at July 16, 2021 05:35 PM (MsXt+)

26 Smoke rolled in.

GAINZ Train rolled out.

Posted by: garrett at July 16, 2021 05:35 PM (Rj8Ye)

27 My gainz are singular this week-

I am NOT

I repeat NOT

The American from Nigeria to Atlanta to Dallas with The Monkeypox.

Posted by: weirdflunky at July 16, 2021 05:35 PM (cknjq)

28 That woman is smiling in every one of the photos and she is holding her son's hand in one of them.

That says a lot about her...all good.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 16, 2021 05:35 PM (Q9lwr)

29 See a good urologist and make sure he repeats the test...they aren't perfect.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 16, 2021 05:34 PM

Truth. I gave blood once and I got a panicky ZOMG! Your liver function is FUBAR!!!!

My actual doc did a test and said, yeah...nah brah.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 16, 2021 05:35 PM (rBtIz)

30 My GAINZZ plateaued a few weeks ago at 11 pounds. The only thing I'm doing differently since then is walking more.

Doesn't sound like a lot I know but it stopped my gasping and snoring.

Posted by: ... at July 16, 2021 05:35 PM (LGjyW)

31 PSA number came in super high. Ruh-roh.

Anybody have a high PSA with no other signs of anything?
Posted by: Marcus T, Libertad


My Doc stopped checking, said the numbers really don't indicate anything.

Posted by: Some Rat in the Swamp at July 16, 2021 05:35 PM (r1z5A)

32

Getting the thyroid fixed was the critical event there...

Posted by: Ped Xing at July 16, 2021 05:36 PM (jWL1M)

33 That guy is cute. I bet he's 100 percent correct on all three statements.

Posted by: LASue at July 16, 2021 05:36 PM (Ed8Zd)

34 My PSA number came in super high. Ruh-roh.
Anybody have a high PSA with no other signs of anything?
Posted by: Marcus T, Libertad at July 16, 2021 05:31 PM (eZshs)

Goddamn! Get a 2nd test and see what comes back.

Friend had that high number a few years back, no symptoms, etc. He had to go get it cut out.




Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 16, 2021 05:36 PM (R/m4+)

35 Hey if Joe Elliot of Def Leppard cites the Osmonds' Crazy Horses as a fondly-remembered rocker from his childhood, I think Elliot has more hard rock cred than whoever wrote the sidebar.

I don't think much of the charting Def Leppard after Pyromania, but On Through the Night and High and Dry rocked balls.

Posted by: Axeman at July 16, 2021 05:38 PM (XHhHI)

36 Uh, ackshully, 149 lbs is only 0.0745 tons. Using the long ton, of course.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 16, 2021 05:38 PM (V5Nn3)

37 If you're screening PSA is high you need a free and total PSA, the high sensitivity panel, to see where you're at and then you may get to ride the silver needle for a biopsy... Do not delay, prostate cancer really can metastasize...

Posted by: Ped Xing at July 16, 2021 05:38 PM (jWL1M)

38 34 My PSA number came in super high. Ruh-roh.
Anybody have a high PSA with no other signs of anything?
Posted by: Marcus T, Libertad at July 16, 2021 05:31 PM (eZshs)
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No hanky panky four or five days before test. Or so I've heard.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 16, 2021 05:38 PM (vW9Vw)

39 PLANZZZ?
early next month i'm heading for my 40th high school reunion. 40th! on the upside, my high school is about five miles from skinwalker ranch, so i might see some ufos. or get probed.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at July 16, 2021 05:38 PM (v3pYe)

40 No patty cake either.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 16, 2021 05:39 PM (vW9Vw)

41 At 358 lbs, I want to know less about her thyroid issues and more about her diet.

How many big macs was she stuffing down her throat?

Wash it all down with a 2 liter of Coke?

Posted by: I mean at July 16, 2021 05:39 PM (sLG2f)

42 PSA is just a tool to check further.

Posted by: Just a side note at July 16, 2021 05:39 PM (2DOZq)

43 Getting the thyroid fixed was the critical event there...
Posted by: Ped Xing at July 16, 2021 05:36 PM (jWL1M)

Thyroid problems usually only make a 20-lb difference or so. It's part of why it tends to be tough to get a doctor to listen to your complaints. Far too many blame depression, when depression is a symptom of low thyroid. I wish I had less information about this malady.

Posted by: Catherine at July 16, 2021 05:39 PM (U1xqv)

44 Yeah, I have no baseline. It's below 20 But the high number didn't sound good. No other symptoms and the exam was perfect. Kinda shocked to hear it. Another test and MRI is next I guess.

Thanks.

Posted by: Marcus T, Libertad at July 16, 2021 05:39 PM (eZshs)

45 My gainzz are not personal, but interpersonal. My mom, nearly dead 4 months ago, has embraced the philosophy of exercise or die. Because she ignored this truth to the point of death.

Now, after weeks in the hospital ICU, etc etc etc, is working out daily. And now can operate without a cane even. It's quite remarkable.

And a lesson. It's never too late. Unless you are dead.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 16, 2021 05:39 PM (F0YaR)

46 "PSA number came in super high. Ruh-roh. "

My PSA peaked at around 3.8 (High normal)

Then they did the biopsy, and found cancer all throughout.

PSA can be an indicator, but not a certainty.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at July 16, 2021 05:40 PM (3D/fK)

47 Well I plateaued after dropping 30lbs with phentermine, so now I'm adding Topamax to the mix. Fingers crossed!

Posted by: Regular joe at July 16, 2021 05:40 PM (L9P9s)

48 Rat, screening PSAs can be needlessly alarming but they serve as a tripwire in order to run the high sensitivity subtypes. Unless you're already 75 and slowing down on which case the jealous husband will probably kill you before prostate cancer would...

Posted by: Ped Xing at July 16, 2021 05:40 PM (jWL1M)

49 42 PSA is just a tool to check further.
Posted by: Just a side note at July 16, 2021 05:39 PM (2DOZq)
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Just keep the tools in the drawer.
No fun.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 16, 2021 05:40 PM (vW9Vw)

50 Actually, I think the gym guy posted it as if he was posting as her, because why would the Karen remember exactly what was said and then post it?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 16, 2021 05:40 PM (k39e/)

51 So this is where everyone suddenly went to.

Continuing: the sidebar article is a bit unfair and people shouldn't be too quick to be enraged.

Reach out to BRCC and express your concerns if you are/were a customer. Tell them that most Proud Boys are vehemently opposed to fascism and racism.

But understand, there are some who are.
I've met them.
Sadly

Posted by: TSgt Ciz at July 16, 2021 05:41 PM (NZHHQ)

52 Posted by: GnuBreed at July 16, 2021 05:39 PM

That's some GAINZZZZ. Congrats to your mom.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 16, 2021 05:41 PM (rBtIz)

53 149 pounds since February 2020. That's a ton.


A ton is actually 2000 pounds.

Posted by: David at July 16, 2021 05:41 PM (F0T8O)

54 Here's my question, when Milley is confronted with
the fact that the election was stolen, what does he do with his Nazi
narrative? Do these people go HAL and shut down or what?

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at July 16, 2021 05:35 PM (oWBc3)
He'll do what all leftists repeatedly do when they are proven wrong. Stroll off into the sunset while whistling dixie with his thumb in his fucking ass like nothing frigging happened.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 16, 2021 05:41 PM (VwHCD)

55 I think people should leave people alone who are not wearing masks, but his response was kind of cringeworthy, IMO. I suppose it did the trick, however, and she won't accost him again.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 16, 2021 05:27 PM (k39e/)


Eh, he was probably caught by surprise cuz here he was, bothering nobody, getting his pump on and this jackass Karen accosts him.

I'm generally one polite guy but long ago when we had our first kiddo. I was in Target with the little tyke enjoying shopping with him in the cart, bothering no one, when I stopped on the disposable diaper aisle to get some Huggies and this fat, old Karen came rushing up to me and literally started scolding me over the disposables cuz I was "killing the planet".

It made me incredibly angry. so, I unloaded a very terse, highly insulting, incredibly pornographic remark to her eye to eye, which made her turn bright red, drop her mouth open, and she turned and hurried (waddled) away as fast as she could.

It happened before I even thought about it. And I didn't feel guilty at all. I figured I rendered a public service. And peacefully went back to my shopping with my kid.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 16, 2021 05:42 PM (EERbD)

56 For my GAINZ.
I'm finally recovering from pretty major surgery and getting back into working out and riding bike.
Dropped 10lbs in 1 week.

Posted by: TSgt Ciz at July 16, 2021 05:42 PM (NZHHQ)

57 Uncontrolled thyroid disease can be responsible for way more than 20 lb as well as quite a few other serious problems. It's the thermostat on your furnace and controls the speeding up or slowing down, so to speak of many endocrine cascades and secondary organ functions.

Posted by: Ped Xing at July 16, 2021 05:42 PM (jWL1M)

58 4 I think people should leave people alone who are not wearing masks, but his response was kind of cringeworthy, IMO. I suppose it did the trick, however, and she won't accost him again.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 16, 2021 05:27 PM (k39e/)


Eh, depends on context. I'd agree if she was being semi-polite about it, but if someone came at me with the "zomg you're literally murdering me by not wearing a face diaper and are probably a Trump Nazi" attitude then I'd be strongly inclined to requite the insault with one of my infamous rants about the nontechnical untermensch polluting the engineer utopia with their presence. Reciprocity, baby!

Posted by: CppThis at July 16, 2021 05:43 PM (8h1h1)

59 You know how I said these people scare the shit out of me?

That thing about how they are going to censor you on social media? That's why. They aren't even a half year into this yet.

Posted by: blaster at July 16, 2021 05:43 PM (4q7lA)

60 Why is Ms. Mullenberg fatshaming others? She of all people should know better.

Posted by: Where'r my ping pong balls? at July 16, 2021 05:44 PM (GA8PD)

61 My initial response was that this guy's response was a bit extreme.

Then I read the story about red meat.

Now I think it's pretty spot-on.

Posted by: Dr. T at July 16, 2021 05:45 PM (Vgw1E)

62 The woman who lost those 140 pounds looks great, bet she can move around much better.

Posted by: Skip at July 16, 2021 05:45 PM (Cxk7w)

63 Reading The Sand Pebbles -found a beat up old paperback
copy of it in my garage.
It's a page turner.
Never heard of the expression "prong you" before.
Was "screw you" too dirty for a novel in 1962?

Posted by: Glenn John at July 16, 2021 05:46 PM (LilNs)

64 That thing about how they are going to censor you on social media? That's why. They aren't even a half year into this yet.
Posted by: blaster at July 16, 2021 05:43 PM (4q7lA)

If it makes you feel better this stuff was supposed to have already happened in the first year of The Hag's presidency.

Posted by: ... at July 16, 2021 05:46 PM (LGjyW)

65

I like the fat shame myself. It's part of the cake, er, kink!

Posted by: Nelson Eddy Munster at July 16, 2021 05:46 PM (jWL1M)

66 So I am doing that gainzzz routine Ace recommended a few weeks ago and I have some questions. I do the workout and diet, and I even watched some clips from the documentary by that guy.

OK, so can anyone tell me what kind of saw I need to cut a drawer slide?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 16, 2021 05:46 PM (kAXRJ)

67 Unspecified 'draconian actions' and 'meat taxes' were mentioned.

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* grabs crotch *

I'VE GOT YOUR FUCKING MEAT TAX RIGHT HERE!

Posted by: ShainS at July 16, 2021 05:46 PM (xHvjt)

68 Wife and I bought a treadmill back in December. I was pretty good at first about using it first thing in the morning but I fell off the wagon pretty bad. I just feel like absolute shit when I wake up and just want to do nothing other than put on my nice robe and go downstairs and brew up come coffee.

I'm 6'6" and about 280. I need to be down to about 230 with my current muscle mass or 250 with increased muscle. I just have no motivation to do it whatsoever. Exercise f*cking sucks. I hate it. I feel like absolute garbage after I work out, always have - even when I was in fighting shape.

Posted by: Defenestratus at July 16, 2021 05:46 PM (MufmD)

69 Rat, screening PSAs can be needlessly alarming but they serve as a tripwire in order to run the high sensitivity subtypes. Unless you're already 75 and slowing down on which case the jealous husband will probably kill you before prostate cancer would...
Posted by: Ped Xing


I'm pretty sure Docs point was: No other symptoms, the numbers really don't matter. I'm sure if I were complaining about having to pee 10 times a night and the PSA number was high, more stuff would be in store.

Posted by: Some Rat in the Swamp at July 16, 2021 05:46 PM (r1z5A)

70 39 PLANZZZ?
early next month i'm heading for my 40th high school reunion. 40th! on the upside, my high school is about five miles from skinwalker ranch, so i might see some ufos. or get probed.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at July 16, 2021 05:38 PM (v3pYe)


Anachondra, bringin' the optimism. I suggest also the tube of KY.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 16, 2021 05:46 PM (F0YaR)

71 I do a very high intensity workout every day. Did it the morning before the test. Things like 450 crunches, etc. I'm reading that could be a factor. I have no idea.

Posted by: Marcus T, Libertad at July 16, 2021 05:47 PM (eZshs)

72 It's rude and probably an actual hate crime to say the truth.

Gainz! LotWW-rewrite at 53K words or so. I've started deleting more, trying to keep it *tight*. I'm not saying it's fat, I just want it to be *tight*.

Several projects I've been working look like they're all coming to fruition at once, so that's nice.

Posted by: moviegique at July 16, 2021 05:47 PM (dhFCT)

73 Put on your mask is not a great pick up line.

Posted by: Jamaica Queens at July 16, 2021 05:47 PM (b+v9B)

74 Here's an entertainment gains -

We heard "Black Summer" on Netflix was pretty good but figured, "meh, more zombie crap."

Ackshewallee, it's very well written and plotted. with good acting.

It's a super-low budget. But, very clever the way characters interact and come across one another. Good writing and plotting, imagine that.

There are two seasons and so far we're really enjoying it.

Give it a try.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 16, 2021 05:47 PM (EERbD)

75
I wish I'd said some of that stuff to Karen. I had to settle for laughing in their faces and continuing on. The closest thing I got to that wasn't exactly a Karen. Some cute young girl stopped me at the liquor store and asked "where's your mask, dude?!" So I replied, "if it was up your ass you'd know it, sweetheart." But that's a tired old line and this guy was way funnier.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 16, 2021 05:48 PM (7Ttpp)

76 I had a colonoscopy earlier this week. I guess that counts as a GAINZZZ.

And due to that highlight of the week, all exercise was postponed. Hope to get back on track with the elliptical on Monday.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at July 16, 2021 05:48 PM (TNyrE)

77 Since I apparently am guilty no matter WHAT I do...

I now chose to embrace both my White Privilege, and Toxic Masculinity.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 16, 2021 05:48 PM (oHd/0)

78 *peeks in*
*wanders off*

Posted by: SMH at July 16, 2021 05:48 PM (otDZX)

79 Here's my question, when Milley is confronted with
the fact that the election was stolen, what does he do with his Nazi narrative? Do these people go HAL and shut down or what?

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at July 16, 2021 05:35 PM (oWBc3)
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He'll do what all leftists repeatedly do when they are proven wrong. Stroll off into the sunset while whistling dixie with his thumb in his fucking ass like nothing frigging happened.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 16, 2021 05:41 PM (VwHCD)
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Only if doubling-down and calling people racists doesn't break for them.

I watched that guy on Tucker last night, I realized his statement was incoherent. "White rage" stormed the Capitol. We hear that a lot. The Capitol has been around for 200 years where white people were the vast majority of Americans, there is nothing white about storming the Capitol. Also, is the Capitol and the country that was almost overthrown--by unarmed people when Biden said we'd need nukes not guns--a symbol of non-whiteness? If so, where does all the institutional and systemic racism come from if the "white supremacists" are attacking the Capitol for "whiteness"?

Posted by: Axeman at July 16, 2021 05:48 PM (XHhHI)

80
Statement from the Priestly Fraternity of St. Peter

With the publication of Pope Francis' latest motu proprio, Traditionis Custodes, which has placed new restrictions on the Extraordinary Form of the Roman Rite, many of us are disheartened and anxious. At this point, it is too early to tell what all the implications will be for the Priestly Fraternity of St. Peter, but we assure you that we remain committed to serving the faithful attending our apostolates in accordance with our Constitutions and charism as we have done since our founding.

We must strive to see this Cross as a means of our sanctification, and to remember that God will never abandon His Church. Our Lord Himself promises us the necessary graces to bear our Crosses with strength and courage. We must not, however, neglect to do our part as faithful Catholics; let us pray and offer sacrifices in our daily lives, and trust in the intercession of Our Lady, St. Joseph, and our patron, St. Peter.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 16, 2021 05:49 PM (mht8P)

81 The summer heat continues to interfere with my gainzzz program. I guess I need to reduce or change the outdoor activities to swimming, basketball and weights.

Posted by: Just a side note at July 16, 2021 05:49 PM (2DOZq)

82 I think the doc saying you need to make an appointment within 48 hours and let me know when it is was a little wtf. But he knows me and wanted to get my ass there.

Posted by: Marcus T, Libertad at July 16, 2021 05:49 PM (eZshs)

83 My best friend, a special operations mustang, had his prostate cancer cut out at age 49 courtesy of a screening PSA... He was completely asymptomatic.

Ya pays yur money and yur makes yur choices...

Posted by: Nelson Eddy Munster at July 16, 2021 05:50 PM (jWL1M)

84 Did two days of fasting. Was hell on this old body in 90deg heat. Stay hydrated.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 16, 2021 05:50 PM (Va++g)

85 10 A British journalist admits that the plan to reduce "global warming" will involve taking coercive measures to force people to eat less meat.

A universal statement of Leftist intent on any issue. But it's rare that they admit it.

Posted by: Ordinary American at July 16, 2021 05:51 PM (H8QX8)

86 I'll say a quick prayer Marcus. Blood test anomalies do happen.

Posted by: ... at July 16, 2021 05:51 PM (LGjyW)

87 POTUS: "Communism is a failed system - a universally failed system. And I don't see socialism as a very useful substitute. But that's another story."

Yeah. Fascism is where it is at, yo!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 16, 2021 05:52 PM (gpKIi)

88 Posted by: naturalfake at July 16, 2021 05:42 PM (EERbD)

Being a smart ass got me in a LOT of trouble in the military.

Now... its just entertaining, because I just don't give a shit anymore.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 16, 2021 05:52 PM (oHd/0)

89 *peeks in*
*wanders off*
Posted by: SMH


Don't go! Pull up a chair!

Posted by: Some Rat in the Swamp at July 16, 2021 05:53 PM (r1z5A)

90 "86 I'll say a quick prayer Marcus. Blood test anomalies do happen.
Posted by: ... at July 16, 2021 05:51 PM (LGjyW)"

I truly appreciate that. Been praying since I got this test back.

Posted by: Marcus T, Libertad at July 16, 2021 05:53 PM (eZshs)

91 My old man just went through the whole prostate cancer thing. The hormones were the killer... the radiation also exacerbated his heart issue so now he's been diagnosed with heart failure. It's ok because Dad is one tough SOB. Toughest guy I've ever known. Only man I've known to fall off the roof of a barn, get up and say "well that wasn't f*cking ideal." Of course he's also the only man I know whose fallen off a barn roof.

Posted by: Defenestratus at July 16, 2021 05:54 PM (MufmD)

92
I now chose to embrace both my White Privilege, and Toxic Masculinity.
Posted by: Romeo13
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Same here. I've also been pondering a name change, and polling the Horde as to whether I should become a Slattery, or a Legree. Personally, I'm inclined toward Slattery, but Legree would be more damning. Tough call.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 16, 2021 05:54 PM (AytXr)

93 That's some GAINZZZZ. Congrats to your mom.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 16, 2021 05:41 PM (rBtIz)


Thanks, but she really does deserve the praise. at long last, near death's door, she fucking listened.

Even she is amazed at the difference. She likes to give me most of the credit, but I'm just a cheerleader. A cheerleader that practices what he preaches. That did not go unnoticed.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 16, 2021 05:54 PM (F0YaR)

94 This dude is making some great Shut the Fuck Up Karen GAINZZZ:

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Pepe, fess up , it's you ain't it.

Posted by: runner at July 16, 2021 05:54 PM (V13WU)

95 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 16, 2021 05:49 PM (mht8P)

That was a nice response.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 16, 2021 05:54 PM (k39e/)

96 Wife and I bought a treadmill back in December.
Defenestratus at July 16, 2021 05:46 PM (MufmD)

F that noise. You're a big dude and cardio sucks extra for you (and your knees, ankles, and hips). Hit the weights instead, build some more muscle mass that will assist in burning fat, and then swing back around to some light cardio. If you keep the pace up, you'll be able to maintain a fat-burning heart weight while lifting too.

Posted by: Xander Crews at July 16, 2021 05:54 PM (MpOGS)

97

Come back SMH, we'll talk about boobies!

Posted by: Victor Viagra at July 16, 2021 05:55 PM (jWL1M)

98 79 Here's my question, when Milley is confronted with
the fact that the election was stolen, what does he do with his Nazi narrative? Do these people go HAL and shut down or what?

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at July 16, 2021 05:35 PM (oWBc3)

This raises a number of questions and contingencies. Will the fact the election was stolen ever be allowed into the mainstream? Will Milley or any of his cohort ever be confronted? In any case, the answer is that they will never admit it and never back down. This is war. There isn't going to be any grand reckoning courtesy of a court of law.

Posted by: Ordinary American at July 16, 2021 05:55 PM (H8QX8)

99 My Doc stopped checking, said the numbers really don't indicate anything.

That seems odd to me. My doc found high PSA that lead to the urologist finding a medium-aggressive form of prostate cancer at age 54. If he hadn't tested, I likely wouldn't be here now to type this. IANAD, but don't just ignore it.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 16, 2021 05:55 PM (nfrXX)

100 I read that ants are good for you but if you eat too many they can start a colony in your stomach.

Posted by: Curly Joe at July 16, 2021 05:55 PM (Tnijr)

101 Sounds to me like maybe the Catholics need themselves a 21st century papal schism.

I always thought that Antipope would be a brilliant name for a historical metal band. Old fogies would be instantly convinced that I'm a devil worshiping corrupter of the youth (an essential trait of a successful metal band's public persona) while the sort of people who are into historical metal would appreciate the reference.

Posted by: CppThis at July 16, 2021 05:56 PM (8h1h1)

102 Post op Day 1 on total hip.
Done outpatient. Walked on surgery day.
Today graduated from walker to cane.
Handweights at my desk to keep from getting too soft in the upper body until the lower can catch up.
Will be putting the bike on a stand for aerobic workouts next week.
Plan is to be back on the BJJ mats doing controlled stuff in 2-3 months.
I waited too long for this and have been hobbling around for a year with bone-on-bone and massive bone spurs. It already feels better in some ways than I have for the past year.
Modern medicine + staying active = Gainz bra.

Posted by: Zek at July 16, 2021 05:56 PM (w/5KC)

103 GAINZZZ: six weeks of no smoking...
Posted by: Jordan61-(Ez6QX) at July 16, 2021 05:28 PM (Ez6QX)


congratulations!

Posted by: runner at July 16, 2021 05:56 PM (V13WU)

104 Latin mass is going to be woke Sunday

Posted by: Jean at July 16, 2021 05:56 PM (Xih1H)

105 ace, has the walking helped with your sleeping?

Posted by: Ben Had at July 16, 2021 05:56 PM (HHmsi)

106 I think the meat thing is like everything else - the Left wants to increase the privilege of the elite by making everyone else poorer.

Inflation -- does not affect the asset owning class
bans on air travel - not a problem if you own a jet
shutting down hair salons and restaurants - watch them get around it
terrible schools - not for them

On and on. Their goal is to make themselves richer relative to everyone else by making everyone else poorer. The meat bans will not affect them. Until it does we know their real purpose.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 16, 2021 05:56 PM (kAXRJ)

107 A British journalist admits that the plan to reduce "global warming" will involve taking coercive measures to force people to eat less meat.

A universal statement of Leftist intent on any issue. But it's rare that they admit it.
Posted by: Ordinary American
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The more telling aspect is that a 'journalist' is perceived as qualified to so much as even speculate on the topic, let alone make an assertion.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 16, 2021 05:57 PM (AytXr)

108 Wife and I bought a treadmill back in December.
Defenestratus at July 16, 2021 05:46 PM (MufmD)


90% of the treadmills I've seen in homes are used as storage platforms.

Posted by: Some Rat in the Swamp at July 16, 2021 05:57 PM (r1z5A)

109 Posted by: Ordinary American at July 16, 2021 05:55 PM (H8QX

Yup, the reason Biden is now pushing Big Tech for MORE censorship???

So they can squash the truth about the election.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 16, 2021 05:57 PM (oHd/0)

110 This postponement means the state board of education has heard the message loud and clear. STEM leaders don't want California students left behind by introducing politics into the math curriculum.

(Left unsaid) ...at this time

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 16, 2021 05:57 PM (gpKIi)

111 149 pounds since February 2020. That's a ton.

Actually, it's only 7.450% of a Short (2,000 lbs. mass) Ton.

Posted by: Math, sneaking into the Thread at July 16, 2021 05:57 PM (DMUuz)

112 Because why would the guy sit there and let a woman who just was nagging him about masks take his picture?. It' s just one of these meme things to make anti masker jocks look tough-and yes, I have never -and will never- speak to someone about not wearing masks because I hate them, I think it's a control thing and they're useless.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 16, 2021 05:57 PM (k39e/)

113 I think people should leave people alone who are not wearing masks, but his response was kind of cringeworthy, IMO. I suppose it did the trick, however, and she won't accost him again.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 16, 2021 05:27 PM (k39e/)


If it was a polite request, then certainly I would agree with you, Fen. But looking at the post, I tend to think the woman shrieked at him, and when dealing with people like that, one needs to "punch back twice as hard," as a certain dog-eating crackhead once opined. Too many people think they have the right to run everyone else's lives.

Not very Christian of me, but then I'm not a good Christian.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 16, 2021 05:58 PM (2JVJo)

114 I really enjoyed the elliptical machine we had about 15 years ago. Then it spent its last year of life in the house as a coat rack.

Posted by: ... at July 16, 2021 05:58 PM (LGjyW)

115 Best part is if you call the offices of these urologists and the lazy shits in the office are like- oh, we have an appointment in September. I'm like, honey, stop stuffing that sandwich in your big mouth and listen to what I am saying. I need to get in there now.

Posted by: Marcus T, Libertad at July 16, 2021 05:59 PM (eZshs)

116 With the publication of Pope Francis' latest motu proprio, Traditionis Custodes, which has placed new restrictions on the Extraordinary Form of the Roman Rite, many of us are disheartened and anxious. At this point, it is too early to tell what all the implications will be for the Priestly Fraternity of St. Peter, but we assure you that we remain committed to serving the faithful attending our apostolates in accordance with our Constitutions and charism as we have done since our founding.


I'm a BiP, Hadrian, so not giving this the "attention" which it might otherwise deserve.
He can try, but he will not, in the end, be successful.

My former parish was FSSP, so thanks for posting this. I feel for them- whatever they do will be wrong to someone.

Posted by: Sal at July 16, 2021 05:59 PM (Uu3D6)

117 To maximize your walking, do some light weight lifting before you walk. Some simple goblet squats, other dumbbell exercises, and some pushups or something for like 10-15 minutes before you walk will make your walks pay off much more for weight loss. You don't even have to do full on sets or anything either.

Posted by: wodun at July 16, 2021 05:59 PM (lFga6)

118 Posted by: Zek at July 16, 2021 05:56 PM (w/5KC)

Good for you. That's a big procedure and it sounds like you have you recovery plans worked out. God bless you in your recovery.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 16, 2021 05:59 PM (k39e/)

119 I noticed a distinct uptick in face diapers last day or two. The variant and un-vaccinated panic porn is working. Sigh.

Posted by: Ripley at July 16, 2021 06:00 PM (PTDkx)

120 The correlation between exercise machines and yard/garage sales is very high.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 16, 2021 06:00 PM (pbStR)

121 Because why would the guy sit there and let a woman who just was nagging him about masks take his picture?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 16, 2021 05:57 PM (k39e/)
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Ha I didn't want to spoil it. You have no such illusions.

Posted by: ... at July 16, 2021 06:00 PM (LGjyW)

122 Good evening,horde! Happy weekend!

I've been doing serious keto since Monday. Down four lbs. If I can keep it up for five weeks I'll be at goal weight.

Posted by: April at July 16, 2021 06:01 PM (OX9vb)

123 I think the response ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY, APPROPRIATE.

Posted by: runner at July 16, 2021 06:01 PM (V13WU)

124 For what doth it profit a man to gainzz the world and loseth his car keys?

Posted by: BignJames at July 16, 2021 06:01 PM (AwYPR)

125 11 My PSA number came in super high. Ruh-roh.
Anybody have a high PSA with no other signs of anything?
Posted by: Marcus T, Libertad at July 16, 2021 05:31 PM (eZshs)

It's certainly possible to a high count without having an "issue". If you had sex within 24 hours of your test, that will push the number higher.

Do you have a PSA result prior to this test to refer to?
The docs will probably want to run another PSA test in a month, and compare the numbers.

Unless this current test is higher than 10, don't let them do a biopsy. Make them get another reading in 30 days.
Feel free to ask me any other questions.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at July 16, 2021 06:01 PM (BgMrQ)

126 Not very Christian of me, but then I'm not a good Christian.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 16, 2021 05:58 PM (2JVJo)

God is the final one decides if you're a good Christian. and you tend to be hard on yourself anyway. Just keep on working it and trusting God is working in you.

As I noted in a later post, I now think the whole thing is a meme thing with "O, snap" lines.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 16, 2021 06:02 PM (k39e/)

127 Need some clarification here, please. If the head of the Catholic Church says no more masses in Latin, does that make him a Protestant or a Lutheran?

Posted by: Ben Had at July 16, 2021 06:02 PM (HHmsi)

128 So they can squash the truth about the election.
Posted by: Romeo13


More sinister is the whole "executive orders" concerning health. They can shut down ANYTHING now if they just declare it a health emergency...climate change is about to morph into a health crisis.

Posted by: Some Rat in the Swamp at July 16, 2021 06:02 PM (r1z5A)

129 Latin mass is going to be woke Sunday
Posted by: Jean at July 16, 2021 05:56 PM (Xih1H)

Then its not Latin mass.

Posted by: LASue at July 16, 2021 06:02 PM (Ed8Zd)

130 Best part is if you call the offices of these urologists and the lazy shits in the office are like- oh, we have an appointment in September. I'm like, honey, stop stuffing that sandwich in your big mouth and listen to what I am saying. I need to get in there now.
Posted by: Marcus T, Libertad
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I actually have a recording of a call to my doctor's office, seeking an appointment. It is very amusing, in a dark sort of way.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 16, 2021 06:02 PM (pbStR)

131 If you keep the pace up, you'll be able to maintain a fat-burning heart weight while lifting too.
Posted by: Xander Crews at July 16, 2021 05:54 PM (MpOGS)

Yeah I've got some kettlebells I was thinking of trying out. And when I say "I have some kettlebells" what I really mean is "my wife is collecting the damn things like they're toiletpaper in 2020."

Posted by: Defenestratus at July 16, 2021 06:02 PM (9V81o)

132 I can run all day doing something competitive but last about five minutes on a treadmill. Same story for mountain biking and an exercise bike.

On that note I had an idea for interactive exercise bike that goes beyond the cheerleading trainers. How about a screen that has you being chased by a bear or a knife wielding maniac or biking through an active war zone. That would be fun.

Posted by: Just a side note at July 16, 2021 06:02 PM (2DOZq)

133 Because why would the guy sit there and let a woman who just was nagging him about masks take his picture?

==

because he can't do anything about it? because cracking her skull is not an option ?

Posted by: runner at July 16, 2021 06:03 PM (V13WU)

134 Need some clarification here, please. If the head of the Catholic Church says no more masses in Latin, does that make him a Protestant or a Lutheran?
Posted by: Ben Had at July 16, 2021 06:02 PM (HHmsi)

Keep going...


... and Im off to continue reading Windswept House for a bit before dinner. I didn't know it would be so timely.

Posted by: LASue at July 16, 2021 06:03 PM (Ed8Zd)

135 Some of the gyms I go to, you'd be risking your life to do that. Once Some woman was harassing people, somehow her car got pushed on its side. Weird.

Posted by: Marcus T, Libertad at July 16, 2021 06:03 PM (eZshs)

136 Since adding cardio i've lost 1 lb and half an inch from the waist. I'm built like a potato so not sure how much lower i can go. 5'2", 150, normal human female proportions crammed in a short frame).

I did hit a new move this week, its "brass bridge" for those who like to google.

Going to have a block party tonight, it will be good to build some community. Im going to make some food and cake here soon.

Posted by: Funsize (EiPf6) at July 16, 2021 06:04 PM (NtALL)

137 Sorry,
BiP stands for Benedict is Pope.
Too much inside baseball to go into here.
Main argument is that Benedict's resignation was invalid, so
he continues to be the Pope, from his election 'til now.
Cd. Bergoglio is an anti-pope.

There is, as you can imagine, a big old bell curve for the opinions on this.

Posted by: Sal at July 16, 2021 06:04 PM (Uu3D6)

138 Read the BRCC interview and it was like 4 quotes and 40 paragraphs of the NYTs opinions about people. They didn't really say anything too controversial but their words were used to continue the portrayal of people on the right as being racist rednecks who are bigots. Stereotypes that BRCC founders believe to some extent because they think these people exist but are too stupid to realize that the NYT thinks everyone on the right is this.

It is behind a paywall so most of their customers wont read it but will read reactions about how they trashed their customers. Chances are they get pissed at their customers again rather than themselves for being used by the NYTs or at the NYTs for using them as a weapon against their customers.

Posted by: wodun at July 16, 2021 06:05 PM (lFga6)

139 Marcus T, Mr. April also had high numbers without noticeable symptoms. Had to cut his out, too. Don't put it off.

Posted by: April at July 16, 2021 06:05 PM (OX9vb)

140 Posted by: runner at July 16, 2021 06:03 PM (V13WU)

And if you really felt bad about what the guy said you wouldn't post it yourself with a picture. You'd just complain to your friends on FB that you were trying to do the right thing about masks and some guy was rude to you.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 16, 2021 06:05 PM (k39e/)

141 More sinister is the whole "executive orders" concerning health. They can shut down ANYTHING now if they just declare it a health emergency...climate change is about to morph into a health crisis.
Posted by: Some Rat in the Swamp at July 16, 2021 06:02 PM (r1z5A)

I predicted that 1.5 years ago when the Supremes said it was not their job to second guess the Executive during an emergency... which threw Petitioning for Redress right out the window.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 16, 2021 06:05 PM (oHd/0)

142 never seen a Karen (always a white, frumpy , heavy set, short middle aged woman ) accost a black person about a mask.

Posted by: runner at July 16, 2021 06:05 PM (V13WU)

143 91 Only man I've known to fall off the roof of a barn, get up and say "well that wasn't f*cking ideal."
Posted by: Defenestratus at July 16, 2021 05:54 PM (MufmD)

Nice!

Posted by: m at July 16, 2021 06:06 PM (nzEdf)

144 63 Glenn maybe going for actual terms in 1900?

Posted by: Skip at July 16, 2021 06:06 PM (Cxk7w)

145 "Unless this current test is higher than 10, don't let them do a biopsy. Make them get another reading in 30 days.
Feel free to ask me any other questions.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at July 16, 2021 06:01 PM (BgMrQ)"

High teens. They want to do more blood tests and an MRI. See where that is and then maybe a biopsy. I'm not keen on the biopsy as I've heard some downsides as to whether it's transperineal, etc. any thoughts?

Posted by: Marcus T, Libertad at July 16, 2021 06:06 PM (eZshs)

146 I mean the meme COULD be legit. But it's probably not.

Posted by: ... at July 16, 2021 06:06 PM (LGjyW)

147 Spank me?

Posted by: Czech Chick at July 16, 2021 04:38 PM (haWye)

I just hope this received the attention it deserved. Down stairs, of course.

Posted by: Dr. Washington Nearsider, single and SuperStraight at July 16, 2021 06:06 PM (cvNl1)

148 I had an ex gf that had a tyroid issue. She took this medication that was made out of pigs or cattle thyroid, i forget which. It stunk.

It was made by Armour, the meat packing company. They also dabble in pharma. Was always in short supply and she was always bitching about it.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 16, 2021 06:07 PM (V5Nn3)

149 And if you really felt bad about what the guy said you wouldn't post it yourself with a picture. You'd just complain to your friends on FB that you were trying to do the right thing about masks and some guy was rude to you.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 16, 2021 06:05 PM (k39e/)

huh ??? she is trying to facebook shame him - posting his pic in case someone sees it and he loses his job or something.

Posted by: runner at July 16, 2021 06:07 PM (V13WU)

150 That guy makes me want to be a better man. A man with more GAINZZZ.
.......

A man who is not afraid to fart loudly on the weight machine seat.

Posted by: wth at July 16, 2021 06:07 PM (v0R5T)

151 My prostate came out (as gay?) in 2007. PSAs up near 10, biopsy said OH FUCK, and I'm still alive.

I'm living on borrowed time. Fuck with me at your own risk.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 16, 2021 06:07 PM (F0YaR)

152 BRAPZZZ

Posted by: wth at July 16, 2021 06:07 PM (v0R5T)

153 huh ??? she is trying to facebook shame him - posting his pic in case someone sees it and he loses his job or something.
Posted by: runner at July 16, 2021 06:07 PM (V13WU)

She's risking her own job though since it's a customer, isn't she?

Posted by: ... at July 16, 2021 06:08 PM (LGjyW)

154 FB is corrosive garbage. Why can't the Russians ransomware them?

Posted by: f'd at July 16, 2021 06:08 PM (Tnijr)

155 Ben I always thought Lutheran was Catholic Lite

Posted by: Skip at July 16, 2021 06:08 PM (Cxk7w)

156 Posted by: runner at July 16, 2021 06:07 PM (V13WU)

Possibly. She-if she exists could be vindictive like that. I still think it's all made up.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 16, 2021 06:09 PM (k39e/)

157 She's risking her own job though since it's a customer, isn't she?
Posted by: ... at July 16, 2021 06:08 PM (LGjyW)

she is thinking she is doing a great thing

Posted by: runner at July 16, 2021 06:09 PM (V13WU)

158 91 Only man I've known to fall off the roof of a barn, get up and say "well that wasn't f*cking ideal."
Posted by: Defenestratus at July 16, 2021 05:54 PM (MufmD)

Was working aloft up a Destroyers mast once, and one of my guys slipped and was caught, upside down, by his harness after falling about 10 feet.

He swung there.... looked at me, and said 'and now for my next trick...'

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 16, 2021 06:09 PM (oHd/0)

159 For what doth it profit a man to gainzz the world and loseth his car keys?
Posted by: BignJames at July 16, 2021 06:01 PM (AwYPR)

It's a real pisser, I tell you.

Posted by: FBI "Special" Agent - Lego Division at July 16, 2021 06:09 PM (v0R5T)

160 No one said there would be maff.

Posted by: Your Eminence at July 16, 2021 06:09 PM (8iyB1)

161
It was made by Armour, the meat packing company. They also dabble in pharma. Was always in short supply and she was always bitching about it.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
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Ah. A sideline in porcine heart valves.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 16, 2021 06:10 PM (9Fwwf)

162 and elipsis, why do you think she works there ?

Posted by: runner at July 16, 2021 06:10 PM (V13WU)

163 https://youtu.be/HLqm67AYLP4 smoke on the water by mark knopfler ...

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at July 16, 2021 06:11 PM (AHq56)

164 Swine ani.

Posted by: Victor Viagra at July 16, 2021 06:11 PM (jWL1M)

165 Never let a porcine heart valve go to waste.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 16, 2021 06:11 PM (HHmsi)

166 Only man I've known to fall off the roof of a barn, get up and say "well that wasn't f*cking ideal."
Posted by: Defenestratus at July 16, 2021 05:54 PM (MufmD)

Was working aloft up a Destroyers mast once, and one of my guys slipped and was caught, upside down, by his harness after falling about 10 feet.

He swung there.... looked at me, and said 'and now for my next trick...'
Posted by: Romeo13
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If New Dawn Jim shows up on the ONT, ask him about his roof-plunge. It's an epic tale.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 16, 2021 06:11 PM (9Fwwf)

167 "I actually have a recording of a call to my doctor's office, seeking an appointment. It is very amusing, in a dark sort of way.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 16, 2021 06:02 PM (pbStR)"

It's really maddening. I get they deal with this all day. But some of them are just not capable of giving a shit. And who wants to tell the doc your staff sucks and needs some lessons in being a little bit caring and gracious. I get people can be jerks. But that doesn't mean you treat every like garbage.

Posted by: Marcus T, Libertad at July 16, 2021 06:13 PM (eZshs)

168 "Management of conflict and not expectation of winning."

https://is.gd/JhUipo

Posted by: Braenyard at July 16, 2021 06:13 PM (vW9Vw)

169 and elipsis, why do you think she works there ?
Posted by: runner at July 16, 2021 06:10 PM (V13WU)

I get you. My default is to never take anything at face value.

Posted by: ... at July 16, 2021 06:13 PM (LGjyW)

170 Never let a porcine heart valve go to waste.
Posted by: Ben Had
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Southern humorist Lewis Grizzard had porcine valve replacement. He commented, "Now, every time I drive past a BBQ joint, I start crying."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 16, 2021 06:13 PM (ELgVT)

171 High teens. They want to do more blood tests and an MRI. See where that is and then maybe a biopsy. I'm not keen on the biopsy as I've heard some downsides as to whether it's transperineal, etc. any thoughts?
Posted by: Marcus T, Libertad at July 16, 2021 06:06 PM (eZshs)

Wellll, at least they are looking at more blood tests and an MRI before the biopsy.

If a biopsy is in the cards go trans-rectal. I had a procedure (related to my PCa) that went trans-perineal...I would not wish that approach on my worst enemy. Of course it they knock you out first, then go for it.

The TR biopsy was actually pretty painless. They gave me one Valium prior to the procedure and that was that.

If they give you antibiotics post biopsy, don't let them give you Fluoroquinolones...those can cause tendon ruptures after the fact. There are other options available from the pharmacy.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at July 16, 2021 06:14 PM (BgMrQ)

172 I consider that, as a Christian, I could not allow myself to give the guy's response myself. But as I don't control another person who may or may not acknowledge Christ, I can at least appreciate the advantageous effect it may have.

There are traditional social norms that godless fear-Karens have self-deputized themselves to violate.

After all, who but the godless would live in fear of a disease that is almost 99% survivable for most people to the extent that they self-deputize themselves to be the authority?

There are a WHOLE lot of Baysian factors that the press is too stupid to consider. Such as the *low* probability of "asymptomatic spread" seeing how in all these known cases, they haven't documented any.

Posted by: Axeman at July 16, 2021 06:14 PM (XHhHI)

173 Only man I've known to fall off the roof of a barn, get up and say "well that wasn't f*cking ideal."
Posted by: Defenestratus

When my dad was in his 70's, he fell off the roof of his house. He had the presence of mind to tuck and roll, then got up and walked away. Me, I'd splat like Rocky the Flying Squirrel.

Posted by: abbynormal at July 16, 2021 06:14 PM (Dse6M)

174 Posted by: Romeo13

WE had a guy fall off the sub once in port. No big deal, it's not far to fall, but its almost impossible to get back up. But he was a big boy and it took the entire duty section to pull him out.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 16, 2021 06:15 PM (V5Nn3)

175 If a biopsy is in the cards go trans-rectal. I had a procedure (related to my PCa) that went trans-perineal...I would not wish that approach on my worst enemy. Of course it they knock you out first, then go for it.

Needle up the ass or needle in the taint. Seems a bit of a Hobson's choice there.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at July 16, 2021 06:15 PM (II3Gr)

176 I always thought that Antipope would be a
brilliant name for a historical metal band. Old fogies would be
instantly convinced that I'm a devil worshiping corrupter of the youth
(an essential trait of a successful metal band's public persona) while
the sort of people who are into historical metal would appreciate the
reference.

Posted by: CppThis at July 16, 2021 05:56 PM (8h1h1)

I'm pretty devil worshiping persona thing died in the 80's, but yeah, great name.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 16, 2021 06:15 PM (VwHCD)

177 Brits should start by brushing their rotting teeth and not worry about the amount of beef in their pies.

Posted by: Cringe Biscuit at July 16, 2021 06:15 PM (Eus9b)

178 WE had a guy fall off the sub once in port. No big deal, it's not far to fall, but its almost impossible to get back up. But he was a big boy and it took the entire duty section to pull him out.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 16, 2021 06:15 PM (V5Nn3)


And now for some reason, I want to see a John Candy movie...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 16, 2021 06:16 PM (PiwSw)

179 I get you. My default is to never take anything at face value.
Posted by: ... at July 16, 2021 06:13 PM (LGjyW)


Let me rephrase, are you sure is an employee and not a customer.

Posted by: runner at July 16, 2021 06:16 PM (V13WU)

180 Marcus T.
There are a number of things that can raise PSA, browndog is right. Get the mri first. Number of good places but I recommend mayo clinic in either Scottsdale or Rochester mn for the operation if needed.

Posted by: whig at July 16, 2021 06:16 PM (pO7gM)

181 *she is

Posted by: runner at July 16, 2021 06:16 PM (V13WU)

182

If you go trans urethral, your new nic could be Needle Dick.

Posted by: Victor Viagra at July 16, 2021 06:17 PM (jWL1M)

183 *she is

And she was.

Posted by: Stupid liberal at July 16, 2021 06:18 PM (FgPjD)

184 GAINZZZ? Well, I successfully cut my cigarette intake in half all week. Down to rationing 10 per day. Hopefully quit altogether by year's end.
Last of the bad habits.

Posted by: wth at July 16, 2021 06:18 PM (v0R5T)

185 "Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at July 16, 2021 06:14 PM (BgMrQ)"

Sound advice. Thanks. Yeah I'm kinda happy they are going the blood test and MRI route first. As I mentioned the morning of the test I did a full workout with 450 crunches, 1,000 flutter kicks and a bunch of other stuff. My doc was like wtf are you training for?? I'm hearing that and some other things I won't mention may push it that high. At least I'm hoping.

Posted by: Marcus T, Libertad at July 16, 2021 06:18 PM (eZshs)

186 I'm not really keen on any "trans" medical procedures.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at July 16, 2021 06:18 PM (AHq56)

187 Let me rephrase, are you sure is an employee and not a customer.
Posted by: runner at July 16, 2021 06:16 PM (V13WU)

Oh I thought you meant her job was to enforce compliance.

Yeah you might be right. It just doesn't seem like something someone in that situation would post with that tone, but then again I only see a selection of memes.

Posted by: ... at July 16, 2021 06:18 PM (LGjyW)

188 Good grief. Now they don't even worry about making up total shit out of whole cloth as it will never be challenged. SF Chomical does piece saying that CA 37 Freeway will be underwater because of rising sea levels.

Oh yeah, nothing to do with putting the GD things on landfill along the fucking delta and has had flooding problems ever since constructed. Along with dozens of other sections I can name that have had issues for over 50 years. Fuckwads. Global warming! We need billions to fix!

https://tinyurl.com/52727wth

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at July 16, 2021 06:19 PM (wAnMi)

189 Re: Gym guy, I'm glad it wasn't "even dangling from his chin." That right there shows you that this is about compliance, and not science.

Wearing the thing on your chin barely does more than wearing it over your breathing apparatus, but if you at least have it near your face, they're mostly satisfied that you're trying to comply.

Screw them.

Posted by: April at July 16, 2021 06:19 PM (OX9vb)

190 Also, I'm only about 40% sure that this exchange even happened anyway. There's a lot of bluster and lying in internet exchanges.

Jussie Smollett says he was mugged by two white guys in MAGA hats shouting that downtown Chicago was "MAGA country".

That two MAGA people could live in Chicago sounds possible, that they might accost somebody remotely possible--that they thought Chicago was "MAGA Country" makes them so deluded as to remove it from consideration as representative of anything. And that was the first detail where I started seriously doubting the story. -30 degrees was another big factor.

Posted by: Axeman at July 16, 2021 06:19 PM (XHhHI)

191 My urethra identifies as tubular.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at July 16, 2021 06:19 PM (II3Gr)

192 Gainzz not happening until I increase serious exercise to 5-6 times a week. Still no hockey, though there may be some ice time available. Kind of hot for blading at the only place one can get much of a workout. Swimming twice a week, should be 3 unless I get back to other stuff. And have to increase to 2.5K yards and a faster pace. Biking remains difficult because only pleasant (heat-wise) place to ride is the coast, with its summer traffic, and drivers are so dangerous only a few routes anywhere are acceptable (have to stay on dead/empty roads/streets as much as possible).

Mixed-weight high intensity workout classes that ended with shutdown turned out to be a key thing, I think. Haven't even checked, but only a zero "policy" environment at a gym is acceptable (no idiotic masks, no ineffective/irrelevant "mitigation" nonsense, period).

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at July 16, 2021 06:19 PM (OTzUX)

193 Needle up the ass or needle in the taint. Seems a bit of a Hobson's choice there.
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at July 16, 2021 06:15 PM (II3Gr)

Yeah, I was pretty freaked out about it.

I had 13 sites sampled TR'ly, and never felt a thing. The probe...I felt. The needle, not at all.

However, going through the perineum was horrible.

They applied a "numbing agent" and then proceeded to take a pencil sized needle and jam it through the area in question. I knew I was in trouble when they locked my legs into the stirrups. I'm still traumatized...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at July 16, 2021 06:19 PM (BgMrQ)

194 I mean, the UK already outlawed barbecues, so what's the fuckin' point?

Might as well just jump in the Severn.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 16, 2021 06:19 PM (6FeV1)

195 194 Might as well just jump in the Severn.
I have early childhood memories of sailing on the Severn.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at July 16, 2021 06:20 PM (AHq56)

196 Was working aloft up a Destroyers mast once, and one of my guys slipped and was caught, upside down, by his harness after falling about 10 feet.

He swung there.... looked at me, and said 'and now for my next trick...'
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 16, 2021 06:09 PM (oHd/0)


We were shooting what was called Zone 2 propellant on out 8 inch artillery pieces. This was a nasty pripellant. It created the right amount of shock and stress on the gun to fuck up everything. I was the Safety Officer. The Battery XO was on the gun to ensure everything was right.
The gun fired.
The XO flew about 15 feet off the gun. He landed, rolled, and popped up with his hand in the air and shouted "Stuck that landing!"

Posted by: Diogenes at July 16, 2021 06:20 PM (axyOa)

197 "Marcus T.
There are a number of things that can raise PSA, browndog is right. Get the mri first. Number of good places but I recommend mayo clinic in either Scottsdale or Rochester mn for the operation if needed.
Posted by: whig at July 16, 2021 06:16 PM (pO7gM)"

Thanks. Yeah I know Mayo is number one. Cleveland and also interestingly Memorial Sloan Kettering. Hopefully I am getting ahead of myself.

Posted by: Marcus T, Libertad at July 16, 2021 06:20 PM (eZshs)

198 Marcus T, a prayer that all goes well for you.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 16, 2021 06:20 PM (HHmsi)

199 Started weight lifting with one of my sons two weeks ago. My first objective is the cessation of aching pain the day after each session. I am getting close. The next aim will be to *slowly* increase the weight. I have no interest in having a 55 yr old body blow out a joint or muscle.

So far, I am genuinely feeling much better throughout the day than before we started.

Posted by: DC at July 16, 2021 06:20 PM (nOzgv)

200 Rejoined my health club last week

Walking every morning

Saunas are awesome

Reading Last Stand of the Tin Can Sailors

Posted by: Blutarski at July 16, 2021 06:21 PM (blJuS)

201
lulz:

Guess what is "Problematic" now??

Crossword Puzzles!

The fascist cocksuckers at the fake "journalist" publication The Atlantic explain the "hidden racism" in crosswords. **Spoiler Alert** Crossrods are racist because they're often made and edited by "old white men."

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at July 16, 2021 06:21 PM (C5Hln)

202 "However, going through the perineum was horrible.

They applied a "numbing agent" and then proceeded to take a pencil sized needle and jam it through the area in question. I knew I was in trouble when they locked my legs into the stirrups. I'm still traumatized...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at July 16, 2021 06:19 PM (BgMrQ)"

Ok I just stood up against the wall.

Posted by: Marcus T, Libertad at July 16, 2021 06:22 PM (eZshs)

203 The fascist cocksuckers at the fake "journalist" publication The Atlantic explain the "hidden racism" in crosswords. **Spoiler Alert** Crossrods are racist because they're often made and edited by "old white men."
Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at July 16, 2021 06:21 PM (C5Hln)

I thought it was because everyone treats the black squares as if they were invisible.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 16, 2021 06:22 PM (6FeV1)

204 GAINZ: I'm down to 226 this morning. Up to two pullups at a time, which is nice to see steady improvement.

I've been drinking a protein shake of 6 raw eggz, 1/2 cup of half and half, 2 tbsp of cocoa powder, and 1 tbsp of honey, and then most days drinking tea with heavy cream and eating steamed broccoli and scrambled eggz or a steak.

PROJECTZ: Getting better with the violin, and going for another sailing class this weekend.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 16, 2021 06:22 PM (jOcSX)

205 "Marcus T, a prayer that all goes well for you.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 16, 2021 06:20 PM (HHmsi)"

Thank you and God Bless.

Posted by: Marcus T, Libertad at July 16, 2021 06:23 PM (eZshs)

206 Good grief. Now they don't even worry about making up total shit out of whole cloth as it will never be challenged. SF Chomical does piece saying that CA 37 Freeway will be underwater because of rising sea levels.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at July 16, 2021 06:19 PM (wAnMi)
---
The moderate Democrat will want you banned from all platforms if you start thwarting SCIENCE! like by trying to reason it out yourself.

I might be showing my age, but does anybody else remember constant berating to "THINK FOR YOURSELF" from the libs as I grew up. See, that's what oriented me toward traditional norms (supposedly): I didn't "think for myself". But I did, and I just didn't agree with the quality of other self-thinkers came up with.

This, I think, is why the power-grubbers stopped challenging you to "Think for yourself" and started wanting everybody who disagrees to STFU.

Posted by: Axeman at July 16, 2021 06:23 PM (XHhHI)

207 Failure to GAINZZZ

Ozzy Man reviews South African looters.

https://youtu.be/FLLXfM-hjTI

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 16, 2021 06:23 PM (rBtIz)

208
Call me wacky but I think I've spotted a trend. Literally anything done by an "old white man" is "problematic" and "racist."

And "old" means over the age of 3.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 16, 2021 06:23 PM (C5Hln)

209 Also hurrrr durrrr black fohk caint read hurrrrrrr.

Because racists gotta racist so hard, they call it antiracisting.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 16, 2021 06:23 PM (6FeV1)

210
I thought it was because everyone treats the black squares as if they were invisible.
Posted by: Warai-otoko


That too!

(hey, you could work for The Atlantic!)

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 16, 2021 06:24 PM (C5Hln)

211 206 Good grief. Now they don't even worry about making up total shit out of whole cloth as it will never be challenged. SF Chomical does piece saying that CA 37 Freeway will be underwater because of rising sea levels.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at July 16, 2021 06:19 PM (wAnMi)
--------

NASA's wobbly moon?

Posted by: Braenyard at July 16, 2021 06:24 PM (vW9Vw)

212 Saunas are awesome

==

Wet or dry ?

Posted by: runner at July 16, 2021 06:24 PM (V13WU)

213

squated 315
-had 3 people judge depth

so yeah

last did that in 2015

Posted by: will choose a nic later at July 16, 2021 06:25 PM (bTQ72)

214

On the good side, marbles is totally woke, because it's balls smacking balls! See also Klackers...

Posted by: Victor Viagra at July 16, 2021 06:25 PM (jWL1M)

215 My issue turned out to be something else but mayo treated me right. Operation was actually much less than in my nearby metro area. PSA is mainly measuring inflammation if I remember correctly so vigorous exercise could raise it, dunno how much. Uti also raise it plus being scoped.

Posted by: whig at July 16, 2021 06:25 PM (pO7gM)

216 Thanks. Yeah I know Mayo is number one. Cleveland and also interestingly Memorial Sloan Kettering. Hopefully I am getting ahead of myself.
Posted by: Marcus T, Libertad at July 16, 2021 06:20 PM (eZshs)

The folks at Roswell Park in Buffalo are very good. In fact, a number of their specialists help write the Clinical Practice Guidelines (v4.2019 - August 19, 2019).

The guy who sheparded me through this ordeal was the chairman of the project. He's since retired, but the Radiation Specialist is still on duty.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at July 16, 2021 06:25 PM (BgMrQ)

217 ...I knew I was in trouble when they locked my legs into the stirrups. I'm still traumatized...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at July 16, 2021 06:19 PM (BgMrQ)



sounds like you are well primed to birth a baby !

Posted by: runner at July 16, 2021 06:26 PM (V13WU)

218 Marcus T.
Hate to be that guy, but if you're doing more than about 20 crunches... you ain't doing them right.

Posted by: MkY at July 16, 2021 06:27 PM (Foq6I)

219

Correction: "Hidden Bigotry" not "racism" like I said.

You see, The Atlantic says "old white men" who edit crosswords are like gatekeepers for which words get in and are kept out of their crosswords!

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 16, 2021 06:27 PM (C5Hln)

220 It's a shame more Dr's are not better diagnosticians.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 16, 2021 06:27 PM (HHmsi)

221 The fascist cocksuckers at the fake "journalist" publication The Atlantic explain the "hidden racism" in crosswords. **Spoiler Alert** Crossrods are racist because they're often made and edited by "old white men."
Posted by: soothsayerwing plover


Heh! An Ebonics crossword would be LIT!!

Posted by: Some Rat in the Swamp at July 16, 2021 06:27 PM (r1z5A)

222 Walking is the most underrated form of exercise there is, especially if you walk to the store and carry your groceries back.

Walk on! And don't hesitate to hump a ruck full of groceries on your walk back home.

Posted by: Just G at July 16, 2021 06:27 PM (Y+lix)

223 Today I gained pan-fried pork chops, mashed potatoes with gravy, and chunky apple sauce

Posted by: DB- just DB (iTXRQ) at July 16, 2021 06:27 PM (iTXRQ)

224 Ok I just stood up against the wall.
Posted by: Marcus T, Libertad at July 16, 2021 06:22 PM (eZshs)

Yeah MT, sorry about that.

But I wouldn't lie to a member of the Horde about something they may have to experience...wouldn't be cricket.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at July 16, 2021 06:27 PM (BgMrQ)

225 Not interested in a project that sicks a pencil into my perineum.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 16, 2021 06:28 PM (vW9Vw)

226 also gainz


figgured out my volume days were at to high intersity
because I got fookin sick

dropped volume work sets to 70-75% of 1RM for 80+%

yes, that was dumb after I did the math

Posted by: will choose a nic later at July 16, 2021 06:29 PM (bTQ72)

227
Heh! An Ebonics crossword would be LIT!!
Posted by: Some Rat in the Swamp at July 16, 2021 06:27 PM (r1z5A)


Crosswords are racists because they have rules, and spelling, and stuff.

You should just be able to write whatever the hell you want in those boxes and get a trophy.

Posted by: blaster at July 16, 2021 06:30 PM (4q7lA)

228 Walking is the most underrated form of exercise there is, especially if you walk to the store and carry your groceries back.

Walk on! And don't hesitate to hump a ruck full of groceries on your walk back home.
Posted by: Just G at July 16, 2021 06:27 PM (Y+lix)


I've been trying to walk 2-4 miles at least five days a week in addition to my other exercise. It really does help.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 16, 2021 06:30 PM (jOcSX)

229 213
squated 315
-had 3 people judge depth
so yeah
last did that in 2015
Posted by: will choose a nic later at July 16, 2021 06:25 PM (bTQ72)

White lights across the board? 2-1...

Come on, out with it!

And by the way, nice that you squat to depth
***fistbump***

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at July 16, 2021 06:30 PM (BgMrQ)

230 If I am going to a big luncheon or to a nice restaurant I usually semi-fast for a couple days beforehand so I can eat and drink whatever I like.
Today at lunch I had a 2 mojitos, a brandy Alexander, red snapper, baked potato and an ice cream pecan ball. I am stuffed. I usually walk 6 miles a day, tomorrow I am going to have to do at least 10.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 16, 2021 06:30 PM (NpAcC)

231 Blutarski, the author (of Tin Cans) died not long ago. Not an old guy, kind of shocking, but who knows hid medical history.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at July 16, 2021 06:31 PM (OTzUX)

232 Also looks like mom is destined for memory care

Posted by: Blutarski at July 16, 2021 06:32 PM (blJuS)

233 Test are very imperfect. Many innocuous things can cause results to go up or down.

Posted by: runner at July 16, 2021 06:33 PM (V13WU)

234 Today at lunch I had a 2 mojitos, a brandy Alexander, red snapper, baked potato and an ice cream pecan ball. I am stuffed. I usually walk 6 miles a day, tomorrow I am going to have to do at least 10.
Posted by: redridinghood at July 16, 2021 06:30 PM (NpAcC)


I don't know what an ice cream pecan ball but it sounds amazing.

Posted by: JordanKai61 at July 16, 2021 06:33 PM (K0bra)

235
#229

all good, filmed it even

now all I gotta do is pull 405 in a few weeks

Posted by: will choose a nic later at July 16, 2021 06:33 PM (bTQ72)

236 redridinghood, mojitos are divine. I can't find a mix anymore.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 16, 2021 06:34 PM (HHmsi)

237 215 My issue turned out to be something else but mayo treated me right. Operation was actually much less than in my nearby metro area. PSA is mainly measuring inflammation if I remember correctly so vigorous exercise could raise it, dunno how much. Uti also raise it plus being scoped.
Posted by: whig at July 16, 2021 06:25 PM (pO7gM)

Yep, the 'scope or a UTI could do it.

The exercise, ehhh juries out on that one. I trained four days a week, heavy, for a powerlifting competition prior to my tests. Numbers didn't change when I got back from the meet and had to stop training for 30 days.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at July 16, 2021 06:35 PM (BgMrQ)

238 "Honey, what's a five letter word ending in '-cc' meaning... uh.... 'Bitch got dat azz'?"

"Just go mow the damn lawn, Harold."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 16, 2021 06:35 PM (6FeV1)

239 Some perineums are best planted in the fall. Before the first frost.

Posted by: runner at July 16, 2021 06:35 PM (V13WU)

240 You know, now that you mention it, after a mojito or two I can do some amazing stuff with a baked potato and an ice cream pecan ball.

Posted by: goatse at July 16, 2021 06:35 PM (AD14M)

241 redridinghood, mojitos are divine. I can't find a mix anymore.
Posted by: Ben Had


Mojito sounds like a performance car...

Posted by: Some Rat in the Swamp at July 16, 2021 06:36 PM (r1z5A)

242 PROJECTZ: Getting better with the violin, and going for another sailing class this weekend.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 16, 2021 06:22 PM


The TxMoMe Project can always use another fiddle in the band.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 16, 2021 06:36 PM (DMUuz)

243 "Honey, what's a five letter word ending in '-cc' meaning... uh.... 'Bitch got dat azz'?"



"Just go mow the damn lawn, Harold."



Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 16, 2021 06:35 PM (6FeV1)

How do you spell Fashizzle?

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 16, 2021 06:36 PM (DjiZK)

244 Marcus T, just got caught up on the thread. Prayers up, and to keep yourself sane, there's nothing to worry about until there's something to worry about.

Posted by: JordanKai61 at July 16, 2021 06:36 PM (K0bra)

245 The is more available ant protein than any other protein on the planet. Got ant?

Brought to you by:

The Ad Council

And

Posted by: Big Ant at July 16, 2021 06:36 PM (Tnijr)

246 Glenn John,

My first husband's dad was on a gun boat in China during the Depression. Not as dramatic as the book of course, but he always said he understood why Mao came to power.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at July 16, 2021 06:36 PM (5HBd1)

247 Bookzzz. Doing a little junk food now, recent book purporting to settle once and for all the burning question of whether Lanphier or Barber shot down Yamamoto's plane.

But two main dishes teed up for next, Holland's book about the Italian campaign (not Sicily, just finished his very good book on that), and some chin-stroker about German re-armament WWII.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at July 16, 2021 06:36 PM (OTzUX)

248 What is the sound of two dragonflies fucking?

Well, based on the two that just flew by doing the nasty in midair, zzzzzzzZzzXzzzzxzz...

Posted by: Victor Viagra at July 16, 2021 06:37 PM (jWL1M)

249 I am NOT

I repeat NOT

The American from Nigeria to Atlanta to Dallas with The Monkeypox.
Posted by: weirdflunky at July 16, 2021 05:35 PM (cknjq)

What?

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at July 16, 2021 06:37 PM (YkawN)

250 squated 315
-had 3 people judge depth

so yeah

last did that in 2015
Posted by: will choose a nic later

Congrats, King! Keep going until you can do 4 plates then 5.. It might take a year or 5 years, but whatever it takes it will be worth it.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 16, 2021 06:37 PM (kb6KU)

251 The person responsible for that typo has been sacked. And fed to the ants.

Posted by: Big Ant at July 16, 2021 06:37 PM (Tnijr)

252 A nightmare for the Dreamers.

Camilo Montoya-Galvez
@camiloreports
BREAKING -- A federal judge in Texas has ordered the Biden administration to suspend the DACA program for "Dreamers." finding it illegal.

Agreeing to a request by Texas, Judge Andrew Hanen is ordering the government to stop approving new DACA requests. Follow @CBSNews for more.

-
A decade too late but still . . .

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at July 16, 2021 06:38 PM (d9FiS)

253 Some Rat, a pleasing combo of lime and mint, with tequila. A Mexican mint Julep if you will.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 16, 2021 06:38 PM (HHmsi)

254 235
#229
all good, filmed it even
now all I gotta do is pull 405 in a few weeks
Posted by: will choose a nic later at July 16, 2021 06:33 PM (bTQ72)

Ooooh, four plates (in freedom units)!

Let us know how that goes...three plate squat, four plate pull...not too shabby, not shabby at all!

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at July 16, 2021 06:38 PM (BgMrQ)

255 I quit FB for the second time just now.

Something's up with my iPhone. A few weeks back, notifications started pouring in 8 to 12 daily, from sites and apps never before doing it.

I had joined FB at its inception last century and never used it at all, then quit it in the run up to the election. It's not an instantaneous unsubscribe, which you know if you've quit.

Supposedly not a quick re-up either, or so I assumed. But following a bunch of notices yesterday and today, notices saying hey you might want to befriend X, with whom I am maybe 4 degrees separate from, I get one directly from FB, saying sign on again, we've made it qiick and easy.

So I did, and told them to get the fuck out of my life and never return. And that Biden stole the election, that 1/6 was a peaceful protest of that theft, that China's CCP delivered us the virus.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at July 16, 2021 06:38 PM (auMxu)

256 120 The correlation between exercise machines and yard/garage sales is very high.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 16, 2021 06:00 PM (pbStR)

That's how I got my Bowflex Max Trainer. I use it, too. OK, I usually only use it for three minutes at a time, but I do that several times a day. I work at home, and I have to get up from my desk periodically and move. I get about 100 extra calories burned daily that way.

Posted by: April at July 16, 2021 06:39 PM (OX9vb)

257 I don't know what an ice cream pecan ball but it sounds amazing.
Posted by: JordanKai61 at July 16, 2021 06:33 PM (K0bra)
*********
It's delicious Brenner's restaurant has the best.
Vanilla ice cream with crunchy pecans and chocolate with a touch of a few raspberries and blackberries as a garnish.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 16, 2021 06:39 PM (NpAcC)

258 What is the sound of a lizard licking an orange, Grasshopper?

Posted by: Master Po at July 16, 2021 06:39 PM (DMUuz)

259 redridinghood, mojitos are divine. I can't find a mix anymore.
Posted by: Ben Had


I've got a gallon fermenter of mojito kilju brewing in the back room. Hopefully it will be ready in another couple of weeks.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 16, 2021 06:39 PM (jOcSX)

260 Lego Tactical something something nood

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 16, 2021 06:40 PM (PiwSw)

261 I remember that bitch Harris during the election that she did not trust a vaccine developed when Trump was President. Now the bitch us complaining about people not getting vaccinated because of mis-informaion. Same vaccine that was developed when Trump was POTUS. You made your bed [hic], now sleep in it !!!!

Posted by: SkunkerT at July 16, 2021 06:40 PM (X1Aor)

262 sounds like you are well primed to birth a baby !
Posted by: runner at July 16, 2021 06:26 PM (V13WU)

I'd rather have birthed a baby...

They performed the procedure in a room so far off the regular corridors of the building so you couldn't hear the screams.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at July 16, 2021 06:40 PM (BgMrQ)

263 "Posted by: JordanKai61 at July 16, 2021 06:36 PM (K0bra)"

Thanks. Appreciate it. God bless.

Posted by: Marcus T, Libertad at July 16, 2021 06:40 PM (eZshs)

264 READINGZZZ
Just finish rereading McConnelly's Echo Park last night. Now going to start Project Hail Mary by Andy Weir.
Just hope it's not about growing potatos in Matt Damon's shit.

Posted by: wth at July 16, 2021 06:41 PM (v0R5T)

265 Some Rat, a pleasing combo of lime and mint, with tequila. A Mexican mint Julep if you will.
Posted by: Ben Had



Will there be any at the MoMe?

Posted by: Some Rat in the Swamp at July 16, 2021 06:41 PM (r1z5A)

266 Colorado Alex, Hey Big Boy, come over here and sit by me.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 16, 2021 06:42 PM (HHmsi)

267 The person responsible for that typo has been sacked. And fed to the ants.
Posted by: Big Ant

Gary Larson has you covered...

https://is.gd/wmuc6c


Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 16, 2021 06:42 PM (nQS2L)

268 A nightmare for the Dreamers.

Camilo Montoya-Galvez
@camiloreports
BREAKING -- A federal judge in Texas has ordered the Biden administration to suspend the DACA program for "Dreamers." finding it illegal.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at July 16, 2021 06:38 PM (d9FiS)
---
Really? Because DC v. Heller has been "settled law" for 12 years now. And Heller has yet to be able to own a gun in DC.

If this ruling makes it past the black-robe Oligarchy, it will result in two things: 1) Jack, 2) Shit.

The Dems want you to obey judges' musings and elaborations, but they will stall forever and plot against rulings not to their liking.

Posted by: Axeman at July 16, 2021 06:42 PM (XHhHI)

269 have a great weekend all y'all
I off to teach the youngest how to prepare beef fajitas

peace

Posted by: will choose a nic later at July 16, 2021 06:43 PM (bTQ72)

270 redridinghood, mojitos are divine. I can't find a mix anymore.
Posted by: Ben Had
**********
That's why I had 2, probably would had more, but didn't want to get too drunk and make a scene.
The Brandy Alexander and mojitos were the best I've had in a long time.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 16, 2021 06:43 PM (NpAcC)

271 Some Rat, most assuredly. The Bar is open!

Posted by: Ben Had at July 16, 2021 06:44 PM (HHmsi)

272 Planzzz:

On Sunday I am going to bushwhack up a mountain that has a perfectly good trail. I need to be mentally prepared to turn back if the fun runs out.

Posted by: fluffy at July 16, 2021 06:45 PM (UnQlg)

273 Posted by: Marcus T, Libertad at July 16, 2021 06:40 PM (eZshs)

Marcus,

Hope for the best, but plan for the worst:

If you're not already exercising, START!

Regardless of whether you take a surgical route, or a hormone/radiation approach, you need to be in the best physical shape of your life going into this.

You should train for strength as opposed to cardio in the time available to you prior to starting any course of therapy.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at July 16, 2021 06:52 PM (BgMrQ)

274 Camilo Montoya-Galvez
@camiloreports
BREAKING -- A federal judge in Texas has ordered the Biden administration to suspend the DACA program for "Dreamers." finding it illegal.

Ok, it is suspended. And now it is un suspended. I guess you just have to sue us again.

Or

The Biden administration finds that the judge has no standing to issue rulings against the executive branch.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 16, 2021 06:54 PM (gpKIi)

275 As far as GAINZZZ, I'm more LOZEZZZZ. Slipped and fell this morning. Landed on my face. Glasses broke. Face upgefucked. Morning in the ER. Apparently, lots of pain but no serious damage.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at July 16, 2021 06:59 PM (d9FiS)

276 Ace and that dude are correct. The more GAINZZZ the more discipline. The more discipline the more self respect. The more self respect the more you will notice and have contempt for the female lustful gaze, conversation, and bitchiness because they are entitled to the tingles your hard earned GAINZZZ and aesthetics give them.
Furthermore, you realize women are all coomers. It really does piss you off when you reach this level. The aggressiveness, entitlement, and directness of it all.
It was all a lie, bros. We always held all the cards.

TL;DR
Hoes Mad.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 16, 2021 07:00 PM (kb6KU)

277 "You should train for strength as opposed to cardio in the time available to you prior to starting any course of therapy.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at July 16, 2021 06:52 PM (BgMrQ)"

Thanks. They told me to back off for a few days and they want no exercise 48 hours before tests. But I am going back to some training tomorrow. It's the source for me.

Posted by: Marcus T, Libertad at July 16, 2021 07:00 PM (eZshs)

278 "you don't want to know" i have ancestors from the severn area, newnham on severn. I will come see it someday!

Posted by: Funsize (EiPf6) at July 16, 2021 07:01 PM (EiPf6)

279 "upgefucked" is a great word, Anosaurus. Sorry about your money-maker.

Posted by: Funsize (EiPf6) at July 16, 2021 07:02 PM (EiPf6)

280 Beh had-- don't use a mix! Mojitos are dead easy!

Posted by: Funsize (EiPf6) at July 16, 2021 07:03 PM (EiPf6)

281 Thanks. They told me to back off for a few days and they want no exercise 48 hours before tests. But I am going back to some training tomorrow. It's the source for me.
Posted by: Marcus T, Libertad at July 16, 2021 07:00 PM (eZshs)

Well, for the purpose of the test, yes lay low.

But once a course of action is decided upon, train hard, train heavy...muscle is money in the bank, muscle is your best friend, especially if you go the hormone/radiation route (which was my course of action).

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at July 16, 2021 07:04 PM (BgMrQ)

282 I've posted this before

Pro golfers seem to live a lot longer than pro tennis players. I think it's the walking,

Posted by: Just a side note at July 16, 2021 07:05 PM (2DOZq)

283 I failed a 6 plate deadlift PR today. I could not locked it out. The video evidence is conclusive. I will have to take a week off at least to recover from that battle and only do stretching, body weight, and yoga.
gf is paying for couples massages tomorrow and cooking my favorite dinner tho. Steak and eggs.
She is a keeper.
I tolerate her gaze and affection

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 16, 2021 07:10 PM (kb6KU)

284 "Well, for the purpose of the test, yes lay low.

But once a course of action is decided upon, train hard, train heavy...muscle is money in the bank, muscle is your best friend, especially if you go the hormone/radiation route (which was my course of action).
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at July 16, 2021 07:04 PM (BgMrQ)"

Thanks again. I really appreciate it. I am really trying to bank that muscle mass. It's gotten me through more than once.

Posted by: Marcus T, Libertad at July 16, 2021 07:10 PM (eZshs)

285 283 I failed a 6 plate deadlift PR today. I could not locked it out. The video evidence is conclusive. I will have to take a week off at least to recover from that battle and only do stretching, body weight, and yoga.
gf is paying for couples massages tomorrow and cooking my favorite dinner tho. Steak and eggs.
She is a keeper.
I tolerate her gaze and affection
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 16, 2021 07:10 PM (kb6KU)

Kudos for even breaking the floor with that. I can't do that...even from blocks.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at July 16, 2021 07:13 PM (BgMrQ)

286 The Dems want you to obey judges' musings and elaborations, but they will stall forever and plot against rulings not to their liking.
Posted by: Axeman at July 16, 2021 06:42 PM


You are too young to be so cynical.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 16, 2021 07:20 PM (DMUuz)

287 Kudos for even breaking the floor with that. I can't do that...even from blocks.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard

Thanks. Still bummed out because it's taken 5 years to even attempt it. I refuse to go sumo.

I know you will pull 6 plates. Don't let anybody tell you otherwise.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 16, 2021 07:31 PM (3fKGe)

288 Thanks. Still bummed out because it's taken 5 years to even attempt it. I refuse to go sumo.
I know you will pull 6 plates. Don't let anybody tell you otherwise.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 16, 2021 07:31 PM (3fKGe)

Get me back to 500 first (fuck cancer).

When I hit 70 in a couple of years, I'll be a Masters 4 lifter:
Sq - 400
B - 250
Dl - 550 (conventional!!!)

That'll get some attention!

Posted by: Butch at July 16, 2021 07:42 PM (BgMrQ)

289 Big secret in the fitness and weight loss female dominated area is that Anavar is widely used. It is about impossible to find now. gf went to order some last night, and all the reputable places are sold out. She will take it for 6-8 weeks in very low does and then take DHEA for 8-10 weeks.
That shit will make fat melt off a woman in all the right places, build lean muscle without making women turn into a dude, and it won't reduce breast size and natural curves. And sex drive and orgasm intensity goes through the roof.

Personally, I won't run test or gear because I have amazing hair. Doctor wants me to try Ipamorelin, which stimulates the natural HGH production to double or more in most people. You have to eat a shit ton and make sure you can consistently sleep 7-9 hours a night or it's basically worthless. 2 of my frens take it and have basically zero negative side effects. But right now I continue on the 36 eggs a day routine, which is amazing.
Raw Egg Nationalism!

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 16, 2021 07:48 PM (3fKGe)

290 /off Pulp Fiction Palooka sock

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at July 16, 2021 08:08 PM (BgMrQ)

291 Get me back to 500 first (fuck cancer).
When I hit 70 in a couple of years, I'll be a Masters 4 lifter:
Sq - 400
B - 250
Dl - 550 (conventional!!!)
That'll get some attention!
Posted by: Butch

That is amazing and inspirational!
Seriously, You should be mentoring boys and men on here and IRL. We need men like you out there.
Thank you for sharing. Hope to hear from you in more GAINZZZ threads and in general!
Have a peaceful and blessed weekend! And fuck cancer!

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 16, 2021 08:41 PM (truEc)

292 to 11. Marcus T. An extremely high PSA is a sign of prostate cancer which has spread to the bones. A fatal cancer.

Posted by: Ms. Rodden at July 17, 2021 03:06 PM (XW3CY)

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