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Lego Tactical Assault Squad Cafe: Go Pro Animals-Eye-View Edition
Woman attempts shaming her cat, because the cat roams the neighborhood pilfering people's stuff.
An Oregon woman devised an unorthodox way to pay penance for her thieving feline -- by posting a sign asking neighbors to reclaim items snatched by her klepto kitty, Esme. "The neighbors in my community know where to look for their stuff," Beaverton's Kate Felmet, 50, told Today of the marker, which reads "my cat is a thief" alongside a picture of Esme clutching a glove in her mouth. Dangling from a clothesline next to it are gloves and other pilfered belongings, which Felmet encourages the rightful owners to take back. She had previously returned the items during door-to-door "apology rounds," Insider reported.Man attempts to flee from the cops, and is racistly assaulted by a wall. Cop deploys furmissile against criminal. Motorcycle literally drives up and over another motorcycle. Dude has himself a nice sit-down.
LOL.
You can't blame the cat. You knew what you were getting when you decided to get a cat in the first place. So many dogs! Guy practices rolling on a trampoline, and his dog joins in the fun. Big but gentle dog lets his nose get landed on. Puppies.
This is what it feels like to be a dog.. pic.twitter.com/fSfptuNIzP
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden_) July 12, 2021
Fly along with an eagle.. pic.twitter.com/86PkVkuD8O
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at July 13, 2021 06:51 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at July 13, 2021 06:52 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: JT at July 13, 2021 06:52 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: callsign claymore at July 13, 2021 06:52 PM (cTIcA)
Lego muh country...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 13, 2021 06:52 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at July 13, 2021 06:53 PM (wAnMi)
193 re sidebar whitesnake.
Wow, they did rip off Led Zepplin. I vaguely remember that song.
Actually that video is almost charming for it's production quality and style. It is like watching Babylon 5.
Fog Machine!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 13, 2021 06:53 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: callsign claymore at July 13, 2021 06:53 PM (cTIcA)
Posted by: blaster at July 13, 2021 06:54 PM (rQe9y)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. (HaL55) at July 13, 2021 06:54 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: ... at July 13, 2021 06:54 PM (c19SO)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 13, 2021 06:52 PM (s2VJv)
The USA went from Lincoln Logs to Legos to Tinker Toys.
Pretty soon it's going to be pipe cleaners, white glue and glitter.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at July 13, 2021 06:54 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: ... at July 13, 2021 06:54 PM (c19SO)
Posted by: I mean at July 13, 2021 06:54 PM (dNAD3)
Also, Who's a good boy to the dog that runs into the ocean.
He's living his best life.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 13, 2021 06:55 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. (HaL55) at July 13, 2021 06:54 PM (HaL55)
Grats man.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 13, 2021 06:56 PM (csEWM)
No duct tape yet? I am disappoint. Thought for sure we'd've already hit that point by now.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. (HaL55) at July 13, 2021 06:56 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: CN at July 13, 2021 06:57 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now
Nice !
Have fun !
Posted by: JT at July 13, 2021 06:57 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: CN at July 13, 2021 06:57 PM (ONvIw)
So say we all.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 13, 2021 06:58 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: ... at July 13, 2021 06:58 PM (c19SO)
Wow, they did rip off Led Zepplin. I vaguely remember that song.
Actually that video is almost charming for it's production quality and style. It is like watching Babylon 5.
Fog Machine!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 13, 2021 06:53 PM (csEWM)
Whitesnake was literally manufactured for FM as a Led Zep "homage". David Coverdale in fact fired the entire band when they had a big album, so he could get younger, prettier MTV friendly faces, and re-recorded their hit album with the new band.
Steve Vai joined them when they were on the downswing, but he couldn't help them by that point. Some truly horrible cliche 80's production. Didn't see the sidebar, but guessing it's Still Of The Night.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at July 13, 2021 06:58 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 13, 2021 06:59 PM (gpKIi)
Posted by: ... at July 13, 2021 06:59 PM (c19SO)
Thanks, Aetius. That's three weeks in a row. Plus Sundays at the blues jams in between, too. I truly never thought something like this would ever happen.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. (HaL55) at July 13, 2021 07:00 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at July 13, 2021 06:58 PM (wAnMi)
Yeah, they used Zepplin so hard, I hope they took the guys to dinner and dancing first.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 13, 2021 07:00 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. (HaL55) at July 13, 2021 06:56 PM (HaL55)
Duct tape is far too optimistic. That might keep it together for several more years. That and Gorilla Glue. Nope, Joe Biden approved paste applied with a stick.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at July 13, 2021 07:00 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: Skip at July 13, 2021 07:01 PM (Cxk7w)
How nice, Texas fleebaggers are tweeting pictures of their "first food as a fugitive" from their $200 per night D.C. hotel:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/
news/article-9785215
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 13, 2021 07:01 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. (HaL55) at July 13, 2021 07:00 PM (HaL55)
Ah. Young love.
*takes a drag off cigarette in Paris cafe*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 13, 2021 07:01 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 13, 2021 07:00 PM (csEWM)
Not even a kiss or a reach around.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at July 13, 2021 07:01 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: redridinghood at July 13, 2021 07:01 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. (HaL55) at July 13, 2021 06:54 PM
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Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 13, 2021 07:02 PM (DMUuz)
The only reason a dog will do what you tell him is because he wants to please. He will go into a dangerous situation without concern to himself just because his handler said to.
People will tell you to GFY. The dog won't. If people won't go, I would never send a dog.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2021 07:02 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 13, 2021 07:01 PM (Mzdiz)
Nice to know the ratios came quick and relentlessly.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at July 13, 2021 07:03 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 13, 2021 07:04 PM (cSyAR)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 13, 2021 07:05 PM (cSyAR)
Lady it won't work.
Posted by: Skip at July 13, 2021 07:05 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2021 07:02 PM (OCTRt)
Agreed. You have a responsibility to the dog. Loyalty for Loyalty. Blood for Blood. Love for Love.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 13, 2021 07:05 PM (csEWM)
Fuck those assholes. I hope their plane is abducted by aliens on the way back.
Posted by: f'd at July 13, 2021 07:05 PM (Tnijr)
Re: Current festival in South Africa.
I have seen plausible claims that govt sanctioned rural harassment and murder of white farmers was for the benefit of the Chinese, who want rural land cleared for their use -- they have acquired much land in SA through their debt slavery program, and desire much more, including land with mineral deposits.
Could the general anarchy and breakdown of society be something the CCP are directing, for similar purpose? Time to clear the whole country?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 13, 2021 07:05 PM (2iDSr)
A couple wham-bang basic chords, and he owns a fricking island or two. Nice work if you can get it, I'm sure.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 13, 2021 07:06 PM (w45mR)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 13, 2021 07:05 PM
Go for it. There's always Tim Horton's in the morning.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 13, 2021 07:06 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 13, 2021 07:06 PM (cSyAR)
Posted by: f'd at July 13, 2021 07:05 PM (Tnijr)
Many assholes were probed by the greys that day I can tell you!
Posted by: Vinz Clortho at July 13, 2021 07:07 PM (csEWM)
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That was before her "Stealing money from the kids with flies on their eyes period right"?
Posted by: dartist (+ya+t) at July 13, 2021 07:07 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at July 13, 2021 07:07 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Skip at July 13, 2021 07:07 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 13, 2021 07:07 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 13, 2021 07:06 PM (cSyAR)
Is this a trick question?
Posted by: ... at July 13, 2021 07:08 PM (c19SO)
40 " How nice, Texas fleebaggers are tweeting pictures of their "first food as a fugitive" from their $200 per night D.C. hotel: "
Fuck those assholes. I hope their plane is abducted by aliens on the way back.
Posted by: f'd at July 13, 2021 07:05 PM (Tnijr)
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Took private jets to DC. High on the hog. Who's paying for all this?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 13, 2021 07:08 PM (2iDSr)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 13, 2021 07:08 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: f'd at July 13, 2021 07:05 PM (Tnijr)
Lawn dart.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 13, 2021 07:08 PM (59ni3)
Posted by: ahem at July 13, 2021 07:08 PM (NZGft)
Posted by: dartist (+ya+t) at July 13, 2021 07:07 PM (+ya+t)
Yes. Some years.
Posted by: ... at July 13, 2021 07:08 PM (c19SO)
With your tall lady love -- ya got to think of readiness! Stand up, put some cold water on your wrists, and ask for alcohol dehydrogenase.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 13, 2021 07:08 PM (u82oZ)
A couple wham-bang basic chords, and he owns a fricking island or two. Nice work if you can get it, I'm sure.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 13, 2021 07:06 PM (w45mR)
I hate the Crowes bands- both Counting and Black.
Not 'The Crow' though. Hell, I still remember that STP's song they used for the trailer. 'Not a good day to be a bad guy.'
*cheers for Brandon Lee*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 13, 2021 07:08 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: Terry A Davis at July 13, 2021 07:09 PM (2Zt/P)
Posted by: Don Cornelius sr. at July 13, 2021 07:09 PM (0zHVK)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 13, 2021 07:05 PM (2iDSr)
No doubt. I have a feeling we'll be seeing the same in South America soon enough. I have several friends in SA, and I'm worried sick about them. They're a tight group, but damn that's scary.
I suppose if there's a positive, all of these bastards are going to find out about slavery in the 21st century soon enough under their new Chinese overlords.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at July 13, 2021 07:09 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: Common Tater at July 13, 2021 07:10 PM (w45mR)
Posted by: rhomboid
Abbott has said he will keep calling special session after special session.
One cool thing: while they have fled, they aren't getting paid.
Neither is anyone on their staff.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2021 07:10 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: SMH at July 13, 2021 07:11 PM (otDZX)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 13, 2021 07:11 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Skip at July 13, 2021 07:11 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Skip at July 13, 2021 07:07 PM (
Can I haz your stuff?
Posted by: LMAO at July 13, 2021 07:11 PM (mD2Jq)
Fuck those assholes. I hope their plane is abducted by aliens on the way back.
Posted by: f'd at July 13, 2021 07:05 PM
They will be arrested and confined to the Capitol building if/when they return to Texas so they better party it up now. You do not want to fvck with the Texas Rangers.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at July 13, 2021 07:12 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Seems legit at July 13, 2021 07:12 PM (KxxIG)
Make their staffers go payless is a master stroke. Because those bints need good staffers.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 13, 2021 07:12 PM (u82oZ)
One cool thing: while they have fled, they aren't getting paid.
Neither is anyone on their staff.
Which has the added benefit of keeping the Dem's childish behavior in front of the public. This stuff builds slowly, but it's not without cost to them.
Posted by: pep at July 13, 2021 07:12 PM (ZsR3z)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at July 13, 2021 07:13 PM (wAnMi)
but if fucking hillbillys didn't leave everything they own on their porch, there wouldn't be anything to steal.
my neighbors at the end of my drive never put anything up, fucking overeducated slobs
I've never had nything stolen cause I put my shit up when I'm finished
Posted by: REDACTED at July 13, 2021 07:13 PM (Rs1Q4)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 13, 2021 07:13 PM (aXxgO)
what are the possible scenarios? Legislation the idiots are trying
hamstring is now dead?
Posted by: rhomboid
And if they don't come back to the State to run for their seats next year they can't be on the ballot. They will return.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at July 13, 2021 07:13 PM (JUOKG)
I know who you are. I have cameras. I don't have to guess.
Fucking vermin.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 13, 2021 07:14 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 13, 2021 07:14 PM (cSyAR)
47 So what happens in TX? I mean practically speaking, what are the possible scenarios? Legislation the idiots are trying hamstring is now dead?
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Abbott does what he does best. Talks tough and then... Caves.
Posted by: Drc at July 13, 2021 07:14 PM (llGBY)
Those cocksucker Democrats from Texas went to D.C. like it's their Mecca.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 13, 2021 07:14 PM (bSMWf)
A man can dream.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 13, 2021 07:07 PM
You, Sir, are an outstanding Hordian!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 13, 2021 07:15 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: SMH at July 13, 2021 07:15 PM (otDZX)
I know who you are. I have cameras. I don't have to guess.
Fucking vermin.
Posted by: Warai-otoko
I have done this, from flower beds and the garden with food I eat.
Posted by: Infidel at July 13, 2021 07:15 PM (dYrVA)
Posted by: A dude in MI at July 13, 2021 07:15 PM (/6GbT)
https://mobile.twitter.com/UpperLowerClass/
status/1415090548004720642
@UpperLowerClass
"Credit cards?"
Posted by: Terry A Davis at July 13, 2021 07:16 PM (2Zt/P)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 13, 2021 07:16 PM (bSMWf)
Posted by: JT at July 13, 2021 07:16 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: SMH at July 13, 2021 07:15 PM (otDZX)
Why would you allow your owned animal to skulk around other people's property?
(but yeah, still, put your danged things away people, jeez.)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 13, 2021 07:17 PM (6FeV1)
Gotta love Kay Bailey Cornyn.
Typical "Republican" Shit.
Here's what Republicans do when you need them most:
1. Do/Say Nothing.
2. Say "both sides" are to blame and we need to "come together."
3. Side with the Democrats.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 13, 2021 07:17 PM (bSMWf)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 13, 2021 07:01 PM
A bit of Gauloises sipping?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 13, 2021 07:17 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Your Eminence at July 13, 2021 07:18 PM (8iyB1)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 13, 2021 07:16 PM (bSMWf)
how about a notebook across the chops ?
Posted by: KBH at July 13, 2021 07:19 PM (Rs1Q4)
For those who challenge the results and question the integrity of the 2020 election -- no other election has ever been held to such scrutiny and high standard.
The "big lie" is just that -- the big lie.
Sooo, you should be welcoming the audits to put us in our place, right? I mean, airtight 100% above the board. Embarrass us Joe.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at July 13, 2021 07:19 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: JT at July 13, 2021 07:19 PM (arJlL)
Like accountability, and that it's not just animals that steal shit.
Posted by: SMH at July 13, 2021 07:19 PM (otDZX)
Neither is anyone on their staff.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2021 07:10 PM
That only kicks in on 01 September.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 13, 2021 07:19 PM (DMUuz)
If you think about it, the cocksucking Democrats had no other choice than to flee the country -- it was either Mexico or Washington D.C.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 13, 2021 07:19 PM (bSMWf)
Someone should put another cutesy sign under the cutesy cat sign:
"My Owner Is An Irresponsible Human"
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 13, 2021 07:21 PM (bSMWf)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 13, 2021 07:21 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 13, 2021 07:21 PM (cSyAR)
1. Do/Say Nothing.
2. Say "both sides" are to blame and we need to "come together."
3. Side with the Democrats.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 13, 2021 07:17 PM (bSMWf)
Heh
Posted by: We'll get em in 22! at July 13, 2021 07:22 PM (New4L)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 13, 2021 07:22 PM (CAJOC)
I mean, if the people of all these TX districts voted for jackass little bitches, then they have a right to expect...
Nah. What am I talking about. Fuck 'em.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 13, 2021 07:22 PM (6FeV1)
Took private jets to DC. High on the hog. Who's paying for all this?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug
The NAACP has stated that it will pay the bail for any of the fleebaggers who get arrested.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 13, 2021 07:23 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Infidel at July 13, 2021 07:15 PM (dYrVA)
The asshole next door neighbor loves attracting and feeding feral cats. That love to dig and shit in my vegetable bed. Damn I hate that asshole. He even puts kibble in my yard to try to attract them. And, he's such a piece of shit, he'd come into my yard at night (drunk) to try to find his semi-housebroken POS cat. Because it's sicky poos. Then, the GD thing gets run over in front of my house, and drags itself up to the sidewalk before it expires. Does he come to get the GD cat? Fuck no. I have to call animal control for them to come pick it up. He decided to split for the day rather than answer the door. Typical CA liberal garbage.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at July 13, 2021 07:23 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 13, 2021 07:24 PM (csEWM)
Hahaha....yup. Crack myself up....
Hahaha....the DOJ and FBI. Worthless as corn in a turd.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 13, 2021 07:24 PM (R/m4+)
I know who you are. I have cameras. I don't have to guess.
Fucking vermin.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 13, 2021 07:14 PM (6FeV1)
You sound like the old hag that led across the street from me. Constantly accusing my cats when it wasn't them.
She died. Thank God.
Posted by: Justsayin' at July 13, 2021 07:24 PM (Fs5vw)
she asked her what she thought of Kameltoe
her sis said she loved her
that's what we're up against
Posted by: REDACTED at July 13, 2021 07:24 PM (Rs1Q4)
Not for nothing, but now is a good time for thieves to loot and ransack all those texas democrats' homes.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 13, 2021 07:24 PM (bSMWf)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at July 13, 2021 07:23 PM (wAnMi)
"I love animals", i'm sure he'd say.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 13, 2021 07:25 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 13, 2021 07:24 PM (R/m4+)
Hey! That piece of corn paid it's dues. It did it's time.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 13, 2021 07:25 PM (csEWM)
We have always had stupid people in the world. Most of history shows striving to minimize their effects, to no avail.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 13, 2021 07:27 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 13, 2021 07:24 PM (bSMWf)
it's tough to fence a partially eaten can of Pringles
Posted by: REDACTED at July 13, 2021 07:27 PM (Rs1Q4)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 13, 2021 07:27 PM (CLkaN)
You sound like the old hag that led across the street from me. Constantly accusing my cats when it wasn't them.
Posted by: Justsayin'
You can account for all your cats' shit, can you?
And you can identify your cats' shit?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 13, 2021 07:27 PM (bSMWf)
Posted by: Your Eminence at July 13, 2021 07:27 PM (8iyB1)
So why is South Africa going up in flames right now?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 13, 2021 07:24 PM (csEWM)
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What? Why isn't this leading the news broadcasts?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 13, 2021 07:27 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Buggy Whip Mfgrs Int'l at July 13, 2021 07:28 PM (nWxPx)
Posted by: Common Tater
Sure, but the record label made them record something like 20 tracks to release that album. They were studio butt-monkeys for like 5 years.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 13, 2021 07:28 PM (M119n)
Posted by: Your Eminence at July 13, 2021 07:27 PM (8iyB1)
Ah, so the usual?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 13, 2021 07:28 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: f'd at July 13, 2021 07:28 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Jean at July 13, 2021 07:28 PM (mjbwx)
Ahem,
SA was doing better when white and black landowners managed their farms. Rather than a Commie government with revenge issues.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 13, 2021 07:29 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 13, 2021 07:25 PM (6FeV1)
Oh yeah, he's crazy about the feral cats. He goes out and tries feeding them at night around the neighborhood. (drunk driving) Thing is, he's got no clue as to why you don't do this. The fucking cats beat up on the real pet cats (I've had a dozen fights in my backyard), and spread disease. All he's doing is breeding more of the things. Typical city morons. They do that shit or feed raccoons.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at July 13, 2021 07:29 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: Your Eminence at July 13, 2021 07:29 PM (8iyB1)
So why is South Africa going up in flames right now?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 13, 2021 07:24 PM (csEWM)
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What? Why isn't this leading the news broadcasts?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 13, 2021 07:27 PM (mht8P)
Sing it with me, children....
"More than ten miles from my houuuusssssssssse-uh!"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 13, 2021 07:29 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Rosasharn at July 13, 2021 07:29 PM (PzBTm)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 13, 2021 07:30 PM (IEysS)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 13, 2021 07:30 PM (ybIRR)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 13, 2021 07:24 PM (csEWM)
Well, it's a long, complicated story but basically starts with "Y" and ends in "T".
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 13, 2021 07:30 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 13, 2021 07:31 PM (aXxgO)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 13, 2021 07:27 PM (mht8P)
Because Droolin' Joe is in the WH. All is right with the world. IF they could think of how to blame Trump they might talk about it. Man, just 6 months. I can't even wrap my mind around 3.5 more years of this shit.
But no more mean tweets!
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at July 13, 2021 07:31 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: Your Eminence at July 13, 2021 07:29 PM (8iyB1)
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West and Elder are two people to send that extra $20 in your pocket.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 13, 2021 07:31 PM (CLkaN)
Posted by: Rosasharn at July 13, 2021 07:29 PM (PzBTm)
Never saw Rachel Lukas do that one.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 13, 2021 07:32 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: JT at July 13, 2021 07:32 PM (arJlL)
More poor cat was attacked yesterday by a stray. I was there to stop it after about 3 seconds of them in a ball.
Posted by: Just a side note at July 13, 2021 07:32 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at July 13, 2021 07:32 PM (xopIz)
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I have one of those too. Also squirrels that tear up gardens, raccoons and flocks of sparrows that shit everywhere.
Posted by: dartist (+ya+t) at July 13, 2021 07:32 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: someguy at July 13, 2021 07:33 PM (n6JQZ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 13, 2021 07:24 PM (csEWM)
Well, it's a long, complicated story but basically starts with "Y" and ends in "T".
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 13, 2021 07:30 PM (R/m4+)
YcommunisT?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 13, 2021 07:33 PM (csEWM)
South Africa is currently backing up to run itself over again.
Posted by: Your Eminence at July 13, 2021 07:33 PM (8iyB1)
Posted by: JT at July 13, 2021 07:33 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: SMH
Meet my wife. She is always all gumption when it comes to yard work. Out there a good half hour or more while I'll finishing my covfefe and taking my sweet-ass time.
Then she hits a wall, drops everything and comes inside to take a shower. Implements, gloves, you name it, are left all over. I may be a slow starter, but I'm out there an hour or two after she hit the wall - part of that time is picking up every damn thing she left out.
Once in a blue moon, I'll find a hand spade or other small implement that's been out there for months - all rusted out and useless.
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah (sJHOI) at July 13, 2021 07:33 PM (sJHOI)
Posted by: Just a side note at July 13, 2021 07:33 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 13, 2021 07:27 PM (u82oZ)
yeah, she's kinda dumb but more of a grifter and former criminal
"getting over" means the world to her
exact opposite of my wife, can't believe they are sisters
Posted by: REDACTED at July 13, 2021 07:34 PM (Rs1Q4)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 13, 2021 07:30 PM (R/m4+)
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YEAST!
Posted by: Braenyard at July 13, 2021 07:34 PM (CLkaN)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 13, 2021 07:35 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: JT at July 13, 2021 07:35 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Rosasharn at July 13, 2021 07:36 PM (PzBTm)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 13, 2021 07:36 PM (bSMWf)
Mencken turns over.
Posted by: someguy
Needs moar bats. Especially Statler.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2021 07:36 PM (OCTRt)
Maybe a year ago?
Ho hum.....no one cared.
He should have been arrested and flown to The Hague and charged with inciting genocide.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 13, 2021 07:37 PM (R/m4+)
I've done this. Well, flung it on the driveway near their mailbox. I don't have to put up with their s***.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 13, 2021 07:37 PM (aXxgO)
Posted by: dartist (+ya+t) at July 13, 2021 07:32 PM (+ya+t)
These people just cannot let nature be nature. But as we've seen, this type of person needs to feel warm and fuzzy, and they're going to make a difference by jingy! They're convinced they're saving something from starvation/extinction, and the animals will forever be grateful to them. Tell stories to their grandskunks about the drunk asswipe that fed them and led them to the neighbors crawlspace.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at July 13, 2021 07:37 PM (wAnMi)
https://tinyurl.com/tkrsn33c
Absolutely fantastic 70s soundtrack goodness. Amazing production, and oh my God those analog keyboards!
Also totally digging one of their rare, "regular" non-soundtrack albums (with vocals, even) "Il Fantastico Viaggio Del Bagarozzo Mark" (197
https://tinyurl.com/r669nwra
Damn great under-rated 70s Prog-Rock album that doesn't even get love from the Prog community, so obsessed with their soundtrack work. Every track's a killer, no filler. Hooks galore and the musicianship, as always, is off the charts.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 13, 2021 07:37 PM (Bmy3R)
I made a comment in Trump's first year that we should get a Ro-Ro ship for farm equipment, and a cruise liner for personnel, send them to SA to load the endangered farmers and rancher onboard. Then go to Vera Cruz to off load, and let them sneak over the border into Texas.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 13, 2021 07:38 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 13, 2021 07:38 PM (u82oZ)
Maybe add in a little sob story for the "African Migrants"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 13, 2021 07:39 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 13, 2021 07:40 PM (CLkaN)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah (sJHOI) at July 13, 2021 07:40 PM (sJHOI)
Posted by: Warai-otoko
Coyotes gotta eat. Just saying.
Darwin nodes.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 13, 2021 07:40 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: JT at July 13, 2021 07:40 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Just a side note at July 13, 2021 07:40 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: davidt at July 13, 2021 07:41 PM (ronUI)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 13, 2021 07:40 PM (CLkaN)
Rorke's Drift.
Ululululululu!
Posted by: ZOD at July 13, 2021 07:41 PM (xK9An)
Those folks would have stepped right into the landscape here...
Posted by: Your Eminence at July 13, 2021 07:41 PM (8iyB1)
I've done my share of picking up dog poop. Even at night.
It hardened me for marriage.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 13, 2021 07:42 PM (u82oZ)
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He's also attracting predators to feed from them so at least we have that.
Posted by: dartist (+ya+t) at July 13, 2021 07:42 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: davidt at July 13, 2021 07:41 PM (ronUI)
BlackDemocratium?
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah (sJHOI) at July 13, 2021 07:42 PM (sJHOI)
Posted by: davidt at July 13, 2021 07:41 PM (ronUI)
And diamonds.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at July 13, 2021 07:43 PM (z5Vrg)
Posted by: Just a side note at July 13, 2021 07:40 PM (2DOZq)
On "World's Dumbest" they had a guy who every night would fling his dog doo bag into a neighbor's palm shrubs. Neighbor put up a camera and it showed the asshole doing it over and over and over...
Judge ordered the asshole to clean it all up.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 13, 2021 07:43 PM (R/m4+)
Always thought it would be win-win. Teach them about wheat harvests, and we have more great owner-operated farms and ranches.
Alas. I was not listened to.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 13, 2021 07:44 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Just a side note at July 13, 2021 07:40 PM (2DOZq)
Oh man, I get pissed at cats and all, but cats are just dicks.
A dog owner letting their dog shit on someone else's yard and then leaving it there? That's plain willful malevolence.
Some cow tried that bullshit in my front yard while I was mowing one fine day. I stopped the deck, drove straight up to her as fast as that little mower would go, and screamed at her to walk back and pick it up.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 13, 2021 07:44 PM (6FeV1)
*sob*
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 13, 2021 07:44 PM (eJn7u)
Posted by: Jeff Toobin at July 13, 2021 07:45 PM (JPtHE)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 13, 2021 07:45 PM (u82oZ)
she asked her what she thought of Kameltoe
her sis said she loved her
==
Oh, then she's the one. Just by sheer odds, I knew Harris had a supporter out there somewhere.
Posted by: Lady in Black at July 13, 2021 07:46 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 13, 2021 07:47 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 13, 2021 07:47 PM (eJn7u)
Actually cannot say I've seen this - that is, any cost to them that ends up helping society - for many years. In fact only thing I can think of was '02 mid-terms.
Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at July 13, 2021 07:49 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Your Eminence at July 13, 2021 07:49 PM (8iyB1)
(60 lb pit-mix, so not exactly a fooffty little thing, either)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 13, 2021 07:49 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: REDACTED at July 13, 2021 07:49 PM (Rs1Q4)
Also, imagine being the Bolsheviks and Trotskyites who unleashed weapons worse than nukes on White Countries and wondering why people may hate them.
https://gab.com/HoroTheWiseWolf/
posts/106576148429276964
South Africa update: Shell and BP have shut down their oil refineries in the country.
So as of now the nation has no water refineries, chemical plants shut down, food distribution centers looted, grocery stores and malls looted. A government that is inept at best.
We are witnessing the destruction of South Africa in about a week. No food, no water, no power, no gas. We are getting a birds eye view of what is coming here in the near future.
Posted by: Terry A Davis at July 13, 2021 07:51 PM (DvNh0)
Posted by: Just a side note at July 13, 2021 07:51 PM (2DOZq)
When AtC dislikes me, I run away in a serpentine fashion.
I once mentioned I have her two victory pictures in a shrine on my computer. Bad idea. Do not do what I said to her.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 13, 2021 07:51 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 13, 2021 07:52 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Infidel at July 13, 2021 07:52 PM (dYrVA)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 13, 2021 07:52 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: dartist (+ya+t) at July 13, 2021 07:53 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 13, 2021 07:53 PM (u82oZ)
Your sister and friends better have some hard bark on 'em.
Posted by: clutch at July 13, 2021 07:53 PM (9UmRs)
Mumble mumble.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 13, 2021 07:54 PM (eJn7u)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 13, 2021 07:54 PM (CLkaN)
The South Africa thing is reminding me of the barbarianism I saw in the latest "cop assaults black peron of color" bullshit in that New Jersey Walmart.
(barbarism or barbarianism?)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 13, 2021 07:54 PM (bSMWf)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2021 07:55 PM (OCTRt)
of every fucking neighbor who lets their asshole vermin cat skulk around
the neighborhood and shit in other people's flower beds.<
>I take all of the dog shit from my yard and fling it into the street intersection. Let the city deal with it. I used to think we had a municipal animal control department.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 13, 2021 07:55 PM (Va++g)
I'll admit, a hug from AtC would be like a devout Catholic being blessed by JP II. As long as I was on my knees, to equalize the height.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 13, 2021 07:56 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 13, 2021 07:56 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 13, 2021 07:57 PM (eJn7u)
Posted by: Funsize (EiPf6) at July 13, 2021 07:58 PM (EiPf6)
Posted by: Jimco Industries at July 13, 2021 07:58 PM (buTO7)
Posted by: REDACTED
Sweet & Sour? General Tso's?
Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2021 07:55 PM (OCTRt)
/licks lips...
Posted by: Alf...... at July 13, 2021 07:58 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Rosasharn at July 13, 2021 07:59 PM (PzBTm)
Yes. It is propagated to space, where the Aliens LOL, and decide to avoid Earth, as tis a silly place.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 13, 2021 08:00 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Eagle at July 13, 2021 08:00 PM (ronUI)
It reminds me when Andie McDowell was a guest on Leno, and she said she was shocked to discover Clinton was lying about Lewinsky.
Jay said, "Oh! You're the one!"
Posted by: artemis at July 13, 2021 08:00 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 13, 2021 08:00 PM (CLkaN)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 13, 2021 08:01 PM (u82oZ)
I'm reading reviews for a backpack blower:
"I love it! It blew a dog turd like 30 feet.
--Tom O."
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 13, 2021 08:01 PM (bSMWf)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now
**checks web**
There doesn't seem to be a title The Girl From Sunday. I think I will steal this for my probably-never-to-be-written time travel story.
Thanks, BB!
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 13, 2021 08:01 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: dartist (+ya+t) at July 13, 2021 07:53 PM (+ya+t)
Had a neighbor in Denver who would NOT pick up after her dog... and it was my front yard.
Finally told her if she did not either pick up, or stop her dog from shitting in my front yard???
I'd shit on her front porch... as that was apparently OK.
Never had a problem with her again... children need to know you are serious.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 13, 2021 08:01 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: REDACTED
Sweet & Sour? General Tso's?
Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2021 07:55 PM (OCTRt)
bait
Posted by: REDACTED at July 13, 2021 08:01 PM (Rs1Q4)
Posted by: artemis at July 13, 2021 08:01 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
The Maoist government has been seizing and redistributing them for years. Also, they are burning.
They have also been losing since the 60's. Check out the pictures from then and now.
Big Finance funded Mao and Maoist China. They funded this shit in South Africa because the poor opposed blacks. They are funding the same crap in Europe, America, Canada, and Australia.
Notice a pattern?
Posted by: Terry A Davis at July 13, 2021 08:03 PM (DvNh0)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 13, 2021 08:00 PM (CLkaN)
OK, so, who is PAYING for this? Seems like this is a conspiracy, or at the very least, bribery.
You can't pay a public official for this type of trip...
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 13, 2021 08:03 PM (oHd/0)
Never had a problem with her again... children need to know you are serious.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 13, 2021 08:01 PM (oHd/0)
Some years ago a guy got drunk on a commercial airliner and shit on the food cart when they cut him off.
The horror, the horror.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 13, 2021 08:03 PM (R/m4+)
There is a certain... amount of credibility that comes with being the Long Hair Retired Military INSANE neighbor...
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 13, 2021 08:05 PM (oHd/0)
I remember that story. He was mocked something fierce here. And arrested when the plane landed.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 13, 2021 08:05 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Braenyard
When they come back, they should be held just like the Jan 6th protestors.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2021 08:05 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 13, 2021 08:06 PM (oEn12)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 13, 2021 08:00 PM (CLkaN)
OK, so, who is PAYING for this? Seems like this is a conspiracy, or at the very least, bribery.
You can't pay a public official for this type of trip...
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 13, 2021 08:03 PM (oHd/0)
***
Where can you find a hotel in DC for $200/night?
Posted by: Diogenes at July 13, 2021 08:06 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 13, 2021 08:07 PM (CLkaN)
Posted by: Norwich Bug at July 13, 2021 08:09 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. (HaL55) at July 13, 2021 08:09 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 13, 2021 08:10 PM (u82oZ)
It's all about the Benjamins
Posted by: Braenyard
That's almost a million for every registered voter in Wyoming
Posted by: Norwich Bug at July 13, 2021 08:10 PM (QzkSJ)
Which she can give to CNN and MSNBC for some ads. The question is which will return the favor and hire her.
Posted by: lowandslow at July 13, 2021 08:11 PM (qH6FZ)
so adorable
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby
FUN FACT
Cat Burglars rarely steal actual cats
Posted by: Norwich Bug at July 13, 2021 08:12 PM (QzkSJ)
You're quite welcome, MP4. Please to be with the sending of the cheques to an address that will follow later.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. (HaL55) at July 13, 2021 08:12 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2021 08:05 PM (OCTRt)
Genius
Posted by: clutch at July 13, 2021 08:12 PM (9UmRs)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 13, 2021 08:13 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. (HaL55) at July 13, 2021 08:14 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at July 13, 2021 08:14 PM (z5Vrg)
you can have yards and yards of sails
but if your taking on water, it wont matter
Posted by: REDACTED at July 13, 2021 08:14 PM (Rs1Q4)
Posted by: dartist (+ya+t) at July 13, 2021 08:15 PM (+ya+t)
, a documentary about the 1946-47 expedition led by Admiral Byrd to explore and map Antarctica.
Hollow Earth, secret Nazi base, etc. This is when James Forrestal was first abducted by aliens.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9chz8COYVc
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at July 13, 2021 08:15 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 13, 2021 08:16 PM (CAJOC)
There is now a glass shortage affecting some parts of the country. I was just reading about empty shelves in a liquor store in Vermont. Bottle shortage.
Also, labor shortages and shipping problems.
WE'RE GONNA RUN OUT OF BOOZE!!!!111!!
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 13, 2021 08:16 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Norwich Bug at July 13, 2021 08:16 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: dartist (+ya+t) at July 13, 2021 08:15 PM (+ya+t)
Newt is fine
I think he is the same age as Joe
what a difference
Posted by: REDACTED at July 13, 2021 08:17 PM (Rs1Q4)
Posted by: Norwich Bug with a still out back at July 13, 2021 08:17 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: callsign claymore at July 13, 2021 08:18 PM (cTIcA)
-Joe Biden.
https://tinyurl.com/4rjnj5d5
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg)
So he is using Stalin as inspiration. I liked him better when he was stealing speeches from Neil Kinnock and was a coal miner's daughter.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 13, 2021 08:18 PM (Etdal)
If you want another contrast, compare current pics of BJ Cliton vs Sammy Hagar. They're only a few months apart in age, iirc.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. (HaL55) at July 13, 2021 08:19 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: No One of Consequence
This comment was modified to suit my limp-wristed commenting style.
Posted by: Norwich Bug with a still out back at July 13, 2021 08:19 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: REDACTED at July 13, 2021 08:20 PM (Rs1Q4)
If you want another contrast, compare current pics of BJ Cliton vs Sammy Hagar. They're only a few months apart in age, iirc.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. (HaL55) at July 13, 2021 08:19 PM (HaL55)
Well Bill Clinton is married to Hillary.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at July 13, 2021 08:20 PM (z5Vrg)
Posted by: No One of Consequence.
The nerd list.
Posted by: Ogre at July 13, 2021 08:20 PM (ronUI)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. (HaL55) at July 13, 2021 08:21 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Terry A Davis at July 13, 2021 08:21 PM (DvNh0)
Posted by: Norwich Bug at July 13, 2021 08:22 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. (HaL55) at July 13, 2021 08:22 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at July 13, 2021 08:23 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: No One of Consequence.
The nerd list.
Posted by: Ogre at July 13, 2021 08:20 PM (ronUI)
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I've seen Revenge of the Nerds II. It doesn't end so well for you.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 13, 2021 08:23 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: No One of Consequence
Another subversive movie practicing inversion magic. The jocks were the good guys.
Memba the scene when the nerd raped the hot blonde and she was like it's cool because "nerd supremacy."
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 13, 2021 08:24 PM (DvNh0)
...and there goes my appetite...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy
*offers slightly more appetizing greasy hamburger served up in a dirty ashtray*
Posted by: Chet from Weird Science at July 13, 2021 08:25 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 13, 2021 08:25 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at July 13, 2021 08:25 PM (d9FiS)
Is that true? :laughs:
Posted by: All Hail Eris
*just stares, no glare*
Posted by: Norfolk Bug at July 13, 2021 08:26 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Oprah at July 13, 2021 08:26 PM (Rs1Q4)
Posted by: SMOD at July 13, 2021 08:26 PM (X5CsJ)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at July 13, 2021 08:25 PM (d9FiS)
Maude > Golden Girls
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 13, 2021 08:27 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: whig at July 13, 2021 08:27 PM (pO7gM)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. (HaL55) at July 13, 2021 08:28 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at July 13, 2021 08:25 PM (d9FiS)
Maude > Golden Girls
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 13, 2021 08:27 PM (R/m4+)
I'd hate to have to live on the difference.
Damn, that really is a Devil's choice.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 13, 2021 08:28 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: George Jefferson, moving on up at July 13, 2021 08:28 PM (QzkSJ)
...and there goes my appetite...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy
Welcome to the AoSHQ Diet Plan!
Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2021 08:28 PM (OCTRt)
Then there's the joy of people picking up their dogs' crap and deciding your garbage can is the perfect receptacle for said bag o' crap, especially right after the can was emptied and still sitting on the curb.
I once had a neighbor who did it all the time and it wasn't a small garbage can, so if it was right at the bottom of the can it was going to take effort to get it out. One time she looked me straight in the eye while she tossed the bag in.
Posted by: Vendette at July 13, 2021 08:29 PM (c/+Rn)
I think he is the same age as Joe
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Maybe it's the haircut but I thought I caught a glimpse of that cancer look.
Posted by: dartist (+ya+t) at July 13, 2021 08:30 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Vendette
That would get her the flaming bag of poo.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2021 08:30 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Vendette at July 13, 2021 08:29 PM (c/+Rn)
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Did you put her body in her own trash can?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at July 13, 2021 08:31 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Vendette at July 13, 2021 08:29 PM (c/+Rn)
She was flirting with you.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 13, 2021 08:31 PM (R/m4+)
-Joe Biden.
https://tinyurl.com/4rjnj5d5
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at July 13, 2021 08:14 PM (z5Vrg)
FYI: Have you noticed that Stumblin' Joe and Lyin' Psaki and the other Usual Suspects never declare that the new laws in Georgia, Arizona, and other Red States violate the Constitution? That's because the Constitution does not enumerate an absolute right for all citizens to vote. Believe it or Not!
IIRC, the Constitution says the States have the power to decide things not specifically excluded from them. As I said, FYI.
Posted by: Gref at July 13, 2021 08:31 PM (AMIL/)
https://mobile.twitter.com/keep6ixsolid/
status/1415032275994091525
Regular day in Toronto
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 13, 2021 08:31 PM (DvNh0)
Posted by: dartist (+ya+t) at July 13, 2021 08:30 PM (+ya+t)
don't borrow trouble
Posted by: Oprah at July 13, 2021 08:31 PM (Rs1Q4)
Has everyone here completed their assignment to construct a chainsaw bayonet out of Legos? Have you any diagrams that you can share?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 13, 2021 08:32 PM (pNxlR)
I throw my dog's crap in someone's can if it is at the street for pickup. Am I ok here?
Posted by: clutch at July 13, 2021 08:32 PM (9UmRs)
Then there's the joy of people picking up their dogs' crap and deciding your garbage can is the perfect receptacle for said bag o' crap, especially right after the can was emptied and still sitting on the curb.
Posted by: Vendette
This happened to me. I try to get my barrel off the driveway ASAP. I'm funny about my trash barrel -- I like to keep it very clean.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 13, 2021 08:32 PM (bSMWf)
Posted by: Methos at July 13, 2021 08:32 PM (kOpft)
I throw my dog's crap in someone's can if it is at the street for pickup. Am I ok here?
Posted by: clutch
I'm not liking Other People's Shit in my barrel.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 13, 2021 08:34 PM (bSMWf)
are you the person that can't get his reciever out of his hitch ?
that sound bad, huh
Posted by: REDACTED at July 13, 2021 08:34 PM (Rs1Q4)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at July 13, 2021 08:34 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 13, 2021 08:31 PM (R/m4+)
Naw.
Although the entire time we were neighbors I didn't have to set an alarm clock because she and her husband's baby woke up at 6 a.m. on the dot every day. One time they had a loud party that lasted until 2 a.m. and I may have been looking forward to Munchkin waking them up a few hours later.
Posted by: Vendette at July 13, 2021 08:34 PM (c/+Rn)
Posted by: JT at July 13, 2021 08:35 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 13, 2021 08:34 PM (bSMWf)
Not mine, my dog's.
Posted by: clutch at July 13, 2021 08:35 PM (9UmRs)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)
No, but I did construct the thing that goes 'up'.
I'm holding my back of the envelope drawing up to my USB port for you.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 13, 2021 08:36 PM (mD/uy)
The government employed at least a dozen confidential informants to infiltrate groups of armed extremists who allegedly plotted to kidnap the governor of Michigan, according to a new filing in federal court on Monday.
Posted by: SMOD
Who was the one poor sap who was not a gubmint plant in that fiasco?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 13, 2021 08:36 PM (pNxlR)
that sound bad, huh
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Not I sir or madam. My receiver slides freely from my hitch.
Posted by: dartist (+ya+t) at July 13, 2021 08:37 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: clutch at July 13, 2021 08:32 PM (9UmRs)
I think it's safe to say that if someone has their cans out and is waiting to be picked up, anything goes
Posted by: REDACTED at July 13, 2021 08:37 PM (Rs1Q4)
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Hi Eris! Did you get my email over the weekend?
Posted by: bluebell - sign up for the NoVaMoMe today! at July 13, 2021 08:37 PM (wyw4S)
Posted by: bluebell at July 13, 2021 08:38 PM (wyw4S)
Incidentally, I think I found a suitable Camera to monitor the outside.
It has the WiFi bullshit, but also gives the option to record events directly to an SD card, thus avoiding the "cloud" bullshit. Plus, you don't need WiFi connected all the time. Excellent image resolution, too. Cheap price, also.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 13, 2021 08:38 PM (bSMWf)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 13, 2021 08:38 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at July 13, 2021 08:39 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: bluebell - sign up for the NoVaMoMe today!
Bluebell - I didn't get your e-mail !
Posted by: JT at July 13, 2021 08:39 PM (arJlL)
I think it's safe to say that if someone has their cans out and is waiting to be picked up, anything goes
Posted by: REDACTED at July 13, 2021 08:37 PM (Rs1Q4)
I thought so too, but I feel like I'm on shaky ground.
Posted by: clutch at July 13, 2021 08:39 PM (9UmRs)
https://tinyurl.com/tkrsn33c
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 13, 2021 07:37 PM (Bmy3R)
Thumbs up. I was on a Demoni kick last year, Suspiria too.
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at July 13, 2021 08:40 PM (uhPTO)
Posted by: bluebell at July 13, 2021 08:40 PM (wyw4S)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread
(She can say THAT again !)
Posted by: JT at July 13, 2021 08:40 PM (arJlL)
Fuck that Blink and Ring shit.
You think you're watching the neighborhood? No, dummy, Blink and Ring are watching You!
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 13, 2021 08:40 PM (bSMWf)
Posted by: clutch at July 13, 2021 08:32 PM (9UmRs)
I'd say yes provided there's enough in there to make sure it doesn't stick to the bottom. If it's empty, don't do it.
One of the joys of Nextdoor is that I've read of people whose garbage cans are kept near their garages during the week and people walking their dogs will walk up their driveways to get rid of the bags they're carrying.
Posted by: Vendette at July 13, 2021 08:40 PM (c/+Rn)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at July 13, 2021 08:41 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: JT at July 13, 2021 08:41 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: clutch at July 13, 2021 08:39 PM (9UmRs)
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You would be around me. If I wanted dog poop in my garbage can is getting a dog.
Posted by: bluebell at July 13, 2021 08:41 PM (wyw4S)
Also, you have to be really fcking stupid to have those Blink and Ring cameras inside your house.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 13, 2021 08:41 PM (bSMWf)
Posted by: dartist (+ya+t) at July 13, 2021 08:41 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: bluebell at July 13, 2021 08:41 PM (wyw4S)
Posted by: bluebell at July 13, 2021 08:42 PM (wyw4S)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 13, 2021 08:42 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: dartist
Takes up less space
Posted by: JT at July 13, 2021 08:43 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: whig at July 13, 2021 08:43 PM (pO7gM)
Posted by: Jean at July 13, 2021 08:43 PM (JSd9g)
https://tinyurl.com/pu2j2w89
Posted by: Methos at July 13, 2021 08:32 PM (kOpft)
Thanks for posting this! I had no idea this existed.
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at July 13, 2021 08:44 PM (uhPTO)
Posted by: dartist (+ya+t) at July 13, 2021 08:41 PM (+ya+t)
I will admit I have done that. All you are going to get in the bag sometimes is a faint trace of slime. I guess it is the thought that counts?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 13, 2021 08:44 PM (csEWM)
Yes, I always make sure the poop bag stays in something on top.
Posted by: clutch at July 13, 2021 08:44 PM (9UmRs)
Posted by: Vendette
I have made it my life's work to rush out to the street when a dog walker is taking the poop bag for a walk and engage them in light conversation. Many times, the poop holder will realize they are having an adult conversation while holding a bag of poop - it turns a bit uncomfortable.
Good times.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 13, 2021 08:44 PM (mD/uy)
I think it's safe to say that if someone has their cans out and is waiting to be picked up, anything goes
Posted by: REDACTED at July 13, 2021 08:37 PM (Rs1Q4)
I thought so too, but I feel like I'm on shaky ground.
Posted by: clutch at July 13, 2021 08:39 PM (9UmRs)
We'll put this one down as chaotic neutral.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at July 13, 2021 08:44 PM (z5Vrg)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 13, 2021 08:42 PM (EZebt)
Be thorough. You know they would be with you (have been with you.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 13, 2021 08:44 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: whig
So, somethin' stinks in Denmark !
Posted by: JT at July 13, 2021 08:45 PM (arJlL)
You would be around me. If I wanted dog poop in my garbage can is getting a dog.
Posted by: bluebell at July 13, 2021 08:41 PM (wyw4S)
Seconded. I have a dog. A big one. We carry the poop back to our own garbage can, because that's polite. A pox upon the nether regions for a thousand years for those that toss their dog's crap in my can, and if I catch them doing it, they are getting it back in their damn faces.
Yes, I feel strongly about this.
Posted by: Moki at July 13, 2021 08:45 PM (JrN/x)
Posted by: whig
Well no shit
Posted by: Jean at July 13, 2021 08:45 PM (JSd9g)
Posted by: bluebell at July 13, 2021 08:41 PM (wyw4S)
Is this where the knife thingy came from?
Posted by: clutch at July 13, 2021 08:45 PM (9UmRs)
You think you're watching the neighborhood? No, dummy, Blink and Ring are watching You!
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 13, 2021 08:40 PM (bSMWf)
And your average porch pirate or thief of cars or from cars or your Christmas decorations doesn't care if you have any of those devices, because the odds are still in their favor that they'll get away with whatever it is they're doing.
If you want a video doorbell, get one, but don't think it is the only solution you need to keeping your property secure.
Posted by: Vendette at July 13, 2021 08:46 PM (c/+Rn)
Posted by: whig
Well no shit
Posted by: Jean
Wait. Are we still talking about dog poop?
Posted by: Tonypete at July 13, 2021 08:46 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: clutch at July 13, 2021 08:45 PM (9UmRs)
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Maybe.
Posted by: bluebell at July 13, 2021 08:46 PM (wyw4S)
I have made it my life's work to rush out to the street when a dog walker is taking the poop bag for a walk and engage them in light conversation. Many times, the poop holder will realize they are having an adult conversation while holding a bag of poop - it turns a bit uncomfortable.
Good times.
Posted by: Tonypete
Haha, I wish I was a cartoonist because I'd draw a dog and a human and the dog and human would have the same thought-bubble: "Oh no, it's this guy, again."
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 13, 2021 08:47 PM (bSMWf)
Yes, I feel strongly about this.
Posted by: Moki
You're beautiful when you're angry !
Posted by: JT at July 13, 2021 08:47 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at July 13, 2021 08:47 PM (OTzUX)
I usually take my dog's duty back to our honey bucket. I'd never walk up someone's driveway to their can.
Posted by: clutch at July 13, 2021 08:47 PM (9UmRs)
Posted by: Norfolk Bug, non-partisan checker of facts at July 13, 2021 08:47 PM (QzkSJ)
You're beautiful when you're angry !
Posted by: JT at July 13, 2021 08:47 PM (arJlL)
Lol
Hiya JT, how are you??
Posted by: Moki at July 13, 2021 08:47 PM (JrN/x)
Posted by: clutch at July 13, 2021 08:45 PM (9UmRs)
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Maybe.
Posted by: bluebell at July 13, 2021 08:46 PM (wyw4S)
Never bring a knife to a dog poop fight.
Posted by: Dog Eater Barack H. O. at July 13, 2021 08:48 PM (AMIL/)
We're cool like that around here.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 13, 2021 08:48 PM (EZebt)
Seems like a pale, poorer copy of John Wick.
But the blonde wife... what was her name? She was in a bunch of stuff and then seemed to disappear. Connie something?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 13, 2021 08:48 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: JT at July 13, 2021 08:49 PM (arJlL)
Cubans got tired of being Democrats and now just want to be Republicans.
Posted by: Boswell at July 13, 2021 08:49 PM (5iUNf)
I just don't like the live video feed of my house going to some "cloud" and being looked at by Whoeverthefuck.
Also, you get charged for that "cloud" storage.
No thanks. I'll use SD cards.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 13, 2021 08:49 PM (bSMWf)
Posted by: davidt at July 13, 2021 08:49 PM (ronUI)
Posted by: clutch at July 13, 2021 08:47 PM (9UmRs)
I feel bad when using the end of someone's driveway to turn my car around- let alone this.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 13, 2021 08:49 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: Dr. T at July 13, 2021 08:49 PM (Vgw1E)
I usually take my dog's duty back to our honey bucket. I'd never walk up someone's driveway to their can.
Posted by: clutch at July 13, 2021 08:47 PM (9UmRs)
We have a neighbor who would let their dog off leash in the front yard and allow it to go to the bathroom in other people's front yard. When you asked them to pick it up, they would and then put it in your garbage can if it were close by (We used to keep our bins behind out car. Stopped because of this.)
I may or may not have done as I mentioned upthread.
Posted by: Moki at July 13, 2021 08:50 PM (JrN/x)
We're cool like that around here.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 13, 2021 08:48 PM (EZebt)
Eh, first they take your can, then you have hobos shitting on your driveway, then they are shitting in your gas filler port.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 13, 2021 08:50 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: dartist (+ya+t) at July 13, 2021 08:50 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Eromero at July 13, 2021 08:51 PM (0OP+5)
I had a dog that would kick dirt and grass over his cucka, for like, a minute. It was a process.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 13, 2021 08:52 PM (bSMWf)
I have alternate options to keep my home safe.
Posted by: Infidel at July 13, 2021 09:34 PM (dYrVA)
Posted by: Ladyl at July 13, 2021 09:41 PM (TdMsT)
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