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Lego Tactician Cafe: Return to Hazzard County Edition
Socializing a very hissy, angry feral kitten.
Ferrets cooperate to make sure each of them gets over a low wall. Humans were having an RV car race, when an illegal contestant entered the track. Puppy's not sure what water is. But he's either thirsty for water, or angry at it. Question: Are baby antelopes cute? Answer: You know it! Another vid of the Puppy Peepholes.Now for the Not Cute stuff: Content warning: A car thief attempts to steal a car that is occupied by the driver and his gun. I don't know where this happened. If it happened in a Blue State, the citizen shooter defending himself and his property would be prosecuted. One legged man attempts to flee police on foot. Wear a helmet. Guy trashes another guy's mom, gets taught a lesson in Respecting Wahmen.
Future Andy Tifa thanks to his shitty Mom pic.twitter.com/pTCcwRftRU
— Steve Inman (@SteveInmanUIC) July 9, 2021
Soon, bird, soon. pic.twitter.com/cKLNolBZu6
— Rita Panahi (@RitaPanahi) July 9, 2021
Great dad! 😀 pic.twitter.com/tmLMnmrBTx
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 12, 2021 06:42 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 12, 2021 06:42 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 12, 2021 06:43 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: Skip at July 12, 2021 06:44 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 12, 2021 06:44 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 12, 2021 06:45 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: sven at July 12, 2021 06:45 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: JT at July 12, 2021 06:45 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Skip at July 12, 2021 06:46 PM (Cxk7w)
Cooperation among ferrets should not be encouraged. Nothing good can come of it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 12, 2021 06:46 PM (guGkK)
Makes sense. So why aren't two legged people said to "attempt to flee police on feet"?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 12, 2021 06:47 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 12, 2021 06:48 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 12, 2021 06:48 PM (DjiZK)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 12, 2021 06:43 PM
FIFY.
Posted by: Achmed bin Achmed at July 12, 2021 06:49 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 12, 2021 06:49 PM (cSyAR)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 12, 2021 06:51 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 12, 2021 06:51 PM (VwHCD)
Damn. That's harsh.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 12, 2021 06:52 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 12, 2021 06:52 PM (oEn12)
Almost looks like the kid was trying to steer into the turn as he should.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. (HaL55) at July 12, 2021 06:53 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Animal Referee at July 12, 2021 06:53 PM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: ZOD at July 12, 2021 06:53 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: Just a side note at July 12, 2021 06:54 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 12, 2021 06:51 PM (VwHCD)
Half tarsk bit for her.
Posted by: Fox2! at July 12, 2021 06:54 PM (uhGSf)
Posted by: dartist (+ya+t) at July 12, 2021 06:54 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 12, 2021 06:42 PM (csEWM)
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I can assure you they're not and they're getting more and more expensive to feed.
Oh. Never mind.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 12, 2021 06:54 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Regular joe at July 12, 2021 06:55 PM (L9P9s)
He misses. Then keeps firing as the perp flees.
I bet this is fake.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at July 12, 2021 06:55 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 12, 2021 06:55 PM (jd3OK)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 12, 2021 06:51 PM (VwHCD)
Concur. She would make a nice crack rat on the crack ho track.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 12, 2021 06:55 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 12, 2021 06:51 PM (VwHCD)
Damn. That's harsh.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 12, 2021 06:52 PM (csEWM)
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But fair.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 12, 2021 06:55 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: dartist (+ya+t) at July 12, 2021 06:54 PM (+ya+t)
Pfft.
Posted by: A One-Armed Paper Hanger at July 12, 2021 06:55 PM (guGkK)
grow up to be super yummy
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 12, 2021 06:55 PM (oEn12)
He misses. Then keeps firing as the perp flees.
I bet this is fake.
Agreed. First shot should've taken him down fer good.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. (HaL55) at July 12, 2021 06:56 PM (HaL55)
I dunno. Kind of looks faked to me. Dude takes endless shots to the face (I know the sound effects are added in but still) and pops right up, no damage to his face, then goes lights out from a single punch?
Posted by: Animal Referee at July 12, 2021 06:58 PM (Bmy3R)
He misses. Then keeps firing as the perp flees.
must have been his kid
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 12, 2021 06:58 PM (jd3OK)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 12, 2021 06:48 PM (guGkK)
Think of them as veal.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 12, 2021 06:58 PM (yQpMk)
ow ow ow
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 12, 2021 06:58 PM (oEn12)
(Licks thumb, riffles through bills of sale)
Ahh, yes. The very one. Taken three weeks ago. Currently employed at Tiny Tim Milk Bar And Fun-Boy Sexy Paradise Lover Cave, 2290 Chingdong, Rattamaran, Myanmar.
Shots up to date, number one pretty. Also making ham sanwich after loving.
Posted by: ZOD at July 12, 2021 06:58 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 12, 2021 06:59 PM (oEn12)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2021 07:00 PM (k39e/)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 12, 2021 07:00 PM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 12, 2021 06:51 PM (VwHCD)
Damn. That's harsh.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 12, 2021 06:52 PM (csEWM)
I don't know , that sounds about right to me
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 12, 2021 07:00 PM (IHyjr)
Would've been funner if the garage door fully closed behind dindunuffin.
Posted by: ZOD at July 12, 2021 07:00 PM (xK9An)
Stick in spokes.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. (HaL55) at July 12, 2021 07:01 PM (HaL55)
I remember this incident where a guy, a motorist, shot a couple of meth-heads to death when they tried to carjack him. There were like a dozen witnesses. The dude tried to refuse and warn them off, but they smashed out his window and started beating him in the face with a tire-iron, so he gunned them down like the dogs they were.
Our local Denver media fagz cried about this so-called "vigilante" for weeks. He was never charged, but I'm sure he would be today. The "victims" were white, so maybe not... I'm not current on my Instersectional Justice. Maybe identifying as a stimulant-crazed street person gets you enough Stack Points these days.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 12, 2021 07:01 PM (7Ttpp)
Weird situation and trashy.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 12, 2021 07:01 PM (ppQ4r)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 12, 2021 07:02 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 12, 2021 07:02 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at July 12, 2021 07:02 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: creeper at July 12, 2021 07:02 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at July 12, 2021 07:02 PM (z5Vrg)
A cat on the other hand could leap that wall with lots to spare.
Posted by: Skip at July 12, 2021 07:03 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
Oh God yes! Please!
Posted by: AWFLs in the Burbs at July 12, 2021 07:03 PM (ppQ4r)
A cat on the other hand could leap that wall with lots to spare.
Posted by: S
yeah but there is nobody that would go back for a cat .
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 12, 2021 07:04 PM (jd3OK)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at July 12, 2021 07:04 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
They are, after all, a type of weasel.
Posted by: mikeski at July 12, 2021 07:04 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. (HaL55) at July 12, 2021 07:01 PM (HaL55)
Flagpole up rectum LOL
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 12, 2021 07:04 PM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 12, 2021 07:04 PM (jd3OK)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 12, 2021 07:04 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Skip at July 12, 2021 07:04 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Infidel at July 12, 2021 07:05 PM (dYrVA)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 12, 2021 07:05 PM (IHyjr)
Posted by: creeper at July 12, 2021 07:05 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. (HaL55) at J
just back out of the driveway at ramming speed, get both
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 12, 2021 07:05 PM (jd3OK)
apparently the dog will bite if touched - even its owners.
And they've had it since puppyhood
just naturally mean, I guess
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 12, 2021 07:05 PM (oEn12)
Later, all.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at July 12, 2021 07:05 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 12, 2021 07:06 PM (yQpMk)
Have good evening everyone
Posted by: Skip at July 12, 2021 07:07 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: G
I think that is what you have to do if you do not have money
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 12, 2021 07:07 PM (jd3OK)
That gun ain't shooting bullets.
They look legit scared, though. Maybe he used blanks to scare them. Or, it was a skit.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 12, 2021 07:07 PM (PqRlS)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 12, 2021 06:48 PM (guGkK)
More important question: do they try to stick their head up your ass like a baby goat does?
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at July 12, 2021 07:08 PM (8C7+r)
Well, my husband is an actual business owner and a Person of Work. For some reason he just arrived home and wants dinner.
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I've been a Person of Desultory, Half-Hearted Work Imitation today. And the wife'll be home soon, so I better start grilling steaks before these people eat my face.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 12, 2021 07:08 PM (7Ttpp)
Posted by: Tuna at July 12, 2021 07:08 PM (gLRfa)
Posted by: Skip at July 12, 2021 07:09 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Eromero at July 12, 2021 07:09 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: JT at July 12, 2021 07:09 PM (arJlL)
My Betsy Ross flag shirt must be double-triggering.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 12, 2021 07:09 PM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 12, 2021 07:10 PM (QFVV9)
Personal foul - taunting - on the bird. 15 yards and an automatic first down.
Posted by: Animal Referee
Or just let the cat have at it.
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 12, 2021 07:12 PM (QFVV9)
Wait, never mind. I know why.
Posted by: Mookie at July 12, 2021 07:12 PM (u+Y3T)
I hate cute kids. It's one more thing I have in common with W.C. Fields.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 12, 2021 06:44 PM (guGkK)
________
They had to wrap me in pork chops before the dog would play with me.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 12, 2021 07:13 PM (5ZGhw)
Makes sense. So why aren't two legged people said to "attempt to flee police on feet"?
Posted by: Duncanthrax
It's a good thing I'm not high, or I might still be pondering this comment.
Posted by: mikeski at July 12, 2021 07:13 PM (P1f+c)
That gun ain't shooting bullets.
They look legit scared, though. Maybe he used blanks to scare them. Or, it was a skit.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 12, 2021 07:07 PM (PqRlS)
I count at least nine firing signatures. Can't make out the piece, but I label it a semi. You need a prop gun to make such cycle with blanks.
Also, not mentioned in the commentary was two accomplices just outside the door.
Driver was likely untrained and had a high pucker factor. Might have been a small caliber piece, too.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at July 12, 2021 07:13 PM (8C7+r)
Posted by: SamIam at July 12, 2021 07:13 PM (oasF3)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 12, 2021 07:14 PM (Bmy3R)
I count at least nine firing signatures. Can't make out the piece, but I label it a semi. You need a prop gun to make such cycle with blanks.
Also, not mentioned in the commentary was two accomplices just outside the door.
Driver was likely untrained and had a high pucker factor. Might have been a small caliber piece, too.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf
Did the sound and Recoil look right to you?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 12, 2021 07:15 PM (PqRlS)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 12, 2021 07:15 PM (5ZGhw)
Posted by: Mookie at July 12, 2021 07:15 PM (u+Y3T)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 12, 2021 07:15 PM (EZebt)
Cooperation among ferrets should not be encouraged. Nothing good can come of it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 12, 2021 06:46 PM (guGkK)
Ferrets on the other hand are smarter than Democrat voters, so maybe we should encourage them to vote.
Posted by: Bete at July 12, 2021 07:15 PM (Ojki1)
The defensive shooting in the garage was from Brazil.
Posted by: SamIam
Bullets with no pubic hair?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 12, 2021 07:16 PM (PqRlS)
Posted by: creeper at July 12, 2021 07:16 PM (XxJt1)
Tater posts his "L's": the Tucker Carlson email exchange.
https://tinyurl.com/2jauwsdt
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 12, 2021 07:16 PM (BXFGW)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at July 12, 2021 07:04 PM (ptqGC)
Anyone shirtless in the desert that is not in the act of personal hygiene is stupid.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at July 12, 2021 07:16 PM (8C7+r)
I'm a half tard who still can't post like but if someone could it would be appreciated.
Posted by: Just a side note at July 12, 2021 07:16 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at July 12, 2021 07:17 PM (z5Vrg)
Posted by: SFGoth at July 12, 2021 07:17 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: lowandslow at July 12, 2021 07:17 PM (qH6FZ)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 12, 2021 06:51 PM (VwHCD)
Electrify the flag.
Not enough to blow junior across the street for touching it, but enough to make him wonder what day it is and where he is.
Posted by: Bete at July 12, 2021 07:17 PM (Ojki1)
https://mobile.twitter.com/ElijahSchaffer/
status/1414733026714660868
This is South Africa right now
Speaking directly to citizens, word is that business/property owners and the white ethnic minority are increasingly worried of violence against them
police NO help
Military deployed but the chaos is still accelerating
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 12, 2021 07:17 PM (ppQ4r)
Posted by: lowandslow at July 12, 2021 07:18 PM (qH6FZ)
Posted by: Eromero at July 12, 2021 07:18 PM (0OP+5)
Oh. Never mind.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 12, 2021 06:54 PM (kTF2Z)
Fake news, hot dogs are $.16 cheaper!
Posted by: Jen Pstupid at July 12, 2021 07:18 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 12, 2021 07:19 PM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at July 12, 2021 07:19 PM (cSyAR)
Military deployed but the chaos is still accelerating
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 12, 2021 07:17 PM (ppQ4r)
Prawns.
Posted by: ZOD at July 12, 2021 07:19 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: dartist (+ya+t) at July 12, 2021 06:54 PM (+ya+t)
Pfft.
Posted by: A One-Armed Paper Hanger at July 12, 2021 06:55 PM (guGkK)
So.
Freaking.
Triggered!
Posted by: Michelle Fields at July 12, 2021 07:19 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Infidel at July 12, 2021 07:21 PM (dYrVA)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 12, 2021 07:21 PM (PqRlS)
Doesn't matter in the end, though. Great pictures to take the edge off a razor day.
Posted by: creeper at July 12, 2021 07:21 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 12, 2021 07:21 PM (M3TF/)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 12, 2021 07:22 PM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 12, 2021 07:23 PM (M3TF/)
LOL.
Posted by: Tuna at July 12, 2021 07:23 PM (gLRfa)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at July 12, 2021 07:23 PM (5HBd1)
You know what's worse than the cocksucking corrupt FBI seizing a Lego set and using it as fake "evidence?"
Leaking it to the Fake News like they're proud and just busted Al Capone.
(I doubt the Defendant's lawyer or the Defendant's family leaked the Lego thing first.)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 12, 2021 07:23 PM (PqRlS)
Wait, never mind. I know why.
Posted by: Mookie at July 12, 2021 07:12 PM (u+Y3T)
Then it turned out Bush was a piece of shit and we all had to be tarred with his brush anyway.
Posted by: ... at July 12, 2021 07:23 PM (haorm)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 12, 2021 07:24 PM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: SFGoth at July 12, 2021 07:24 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: mikeski at July 12, 2021 07:25 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 12, 2021 07:22 PM (Bmy3R)
I laughed. Well done, Guy!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2021 07:25 PM (k39e/)
Posted by: Eromero at July 12, 2021 07:25 PM (0OP+5)
WTH
Posted by: torabora at July 12, 2021 07:26 PM (lCtVY)
Posted by: ZOD at July 12, 2021 07:26 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 12, 2021 07:26 PM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: ... at July 12, 2021 07:23 PM (haorm)
ALL professional politicians and life long suckers of the gov tit are pieces of shit. That is why PDT was such a breath of fresh air
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 12, 2021 07:27 PM (IHyjr)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 12, 2021 07:28 PM (DMUuz)
Welfare for foreigners, corporations, foreign countries, and millionaires and billionaires is the GOPe way. The GOPe is ok with the disproportionate high rates of suicide and drug overdoses.
I hate these low rent midwits who sell despair, vice, sin while creating nothing yet calling themselves successful.
https://mobile.twitter.com/emeriticus/
status/1414560115802394630
@emeriticus
White Americans without college degrees, the GOP'slargest voting bloc, has had to use welfare programs, in part, because the GOP has embraced policies that have lowered their wages and offshored their jobs while Republican lawmakers dole out subsidies to corporations
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 12, 2021 07:28 PM (ppQ4r)
WTH
Posted by: torabora at July 12, 2021 07:26 PM (lCtVY)
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FedEx bought and rebranded them. You can still get copies there, they're just not called Kinkos anymore.
Posted by: zmdavid at July 12, 2021 07:29 PM (xqRaG)
That's why the EFFBEEYE took it. They wanted to play with it.
Posted by: torabora at July 12, 2021 07:30 PM (lCtVY)
WTH
Posted by: torabora
I tried to buy them out. It would have been a one-letter change. The board didn't like it.
Posted by: Kinky Friedman at July 12, 2021 07:30 PM (P1f+c)
Huh. The FBI did used to be reputable, right?
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 12, 2021 07:30 PM (Bmy3R)
Dancing skills and fast cars are two ways other than being rich to get women.
I think being mortally and ethically sound with a quality content of character is also on the list, ranks like 87th, I think.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 12, 2021 07:30 PM (0vUdI)
Robert Reich
@RBReich
No one needs billionaires to colonize outer space. We need them to pay their fair share of taxes so people can thrive here on Earth.
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Ah, see? The 'economist' who has been feeding *big-time* at the public trough for his entire life, claims that taxes are the secret to prosperity. Who knew?
Lefties are without cognizance or shame.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2021 07:31 PM (ELgVT)
Posted by: torabora at July 12, 2021 07:32 PM (lCtVY)
Posted by: Mookie at July 12, 2021 07:32 PM (u+Y3T)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 12, 2021 07:32 PM (Bmy3R)
WTH
Posted by: torabora at July 12, 2021 07:26 PM (lCtVY)
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FedEx bought and rebranded them. You can still get copies there, they're just not called Kinkos anymore.
Posted by: zmdavid at July 12, 2021 07:29 PM (xqRaG)
Kamihamiha only remembers it as Willie Brown use to tell her to go to Kink-ho's as code for her earning her position.
Posted by: Bete at July 12, 2021 07:32 PM (Ojki1)
It is kabuki for the Bawney Zanders' base.
The middle party plays word games with their voters, Reich loves Branson.
Posted by: sven at July 12, 2021 07:33 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at July 12, 2021 07:33 PM (cSyAR)
Posted by: torabora at July 12, 2021 07:34 PM (lCtVY)
One of the articles in it detailed problems with lawlessness in Nigeria. Supposedly the State Department is blaming it on climate change.
Africa seems to be imploding.
Posted by: creeper at July 12, 2021 07:34 PM (XxJt1)
Twitter went to work fast to put pressure on Mel Gibson -- either denounce President Trump or get re-cancelled.
Mel Gisbon's "salute" has been fake-trending on twitter for two days.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 12, 2021 07:34 PM (PqRlS)
Do they wear patent leather black high heel shoes?
Posted by: torabora at July 12, 2021 07:35 PM (lCtVY)
Nah not for heap long time if ever.
Historically they have been military, domers, and state college types with JDs and a burning itch to "fight crime*"
*crime defined as "making my leftoid professors and the prosecutors happy"
Posted by: sven at July 12, 2021 07:35 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: f'd at July 12, 2021 07:36 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: zmdavid at July 12, 2021 07:36 PM (xqRaG)
@RBReich
No one needs billionaires to colonize outer space. We need them to pay their fair share of taxes so people can thrive here on Earth.
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Ah, see? The 'economist' who has been feeding *big-time* at the public trough for his entire life, claims that taxes are the secret to prosperity. Who knew?
Lefties are without cognizance or shame.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2021 07:31 PM (ELgVT)
How does the billionaire class seem to vote by and large?
*Sits on sideline, grabs popcorn, roots for injures*
Posted by: Bete at July 12, 2021 07:36 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at July 12, 2021 07:33 PM (cSyAR)
You're thinking of the CIA.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at July 12, 2021 07:37 PM (z5Vrg)
Huh. The FBI did used to be reputable, right?
Posted by: Guy Smiley
The wrecked the Mafia?
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 12, 2021 07:37 PM (QFVV9)
Guy beating fatboy's ass for insulting his mom is great- I wanna buy him a steak dinner
Toddler/jump/good old boy is smiling big time
Posted by: DB- just DB (iTXRQ) at July 12, 2021 07:37 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: torabora at July 12, 2021 07:37 PM (lCtVY)
Lefties are without cognizance or shame.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2021 07:31 PM (ELgVT)
How does the billionaire class seem to vote by and large?
*Sits on sideline, grabs popcorn, roots for injures*
Posted by: Bete at July 12, 2021 07:36 PM (Ojki1)
Somehow as much as Buffet talks about his low taxes and how he should pay more, none of the tax increases really seem to get him to pay more.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at July 12, 2021 07:38 PM (z5Vrg)
No one needs billionaires to colonize outer space.
Hey runt- you're missing the boys' sale at Target
Posted by: DB- just DB (iTXRQ) at July 12, 2021 07:39 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at July 12, 2021 07:33 PM (cSyAR)
You're thinking of the CIA.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at July 12, 2021 07:37 PM (z5Vrg)
Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at July 12, 2021 07:39 PM (cSyAR)
Posted by: Guy Smiley
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A a kid, I idolized Melvin Purvis. I still have my Junior G-Man badge. https://tinyurl.com/jmacpucs
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2021 07:39 PM (l0Lgi)
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 12, 2021 07:37 PM (QFVV9)
They didn't like the competition.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 12, 2021 07:40 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 12, 2021 07:40 PM (IEysS)
Eh "maybe" the ANC is a strange coalition and has been, the crisis point seems to be the jailing of ex-Prez Zuma.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacob_Zuma
Zuma described himself as a socialist when on the road to power, and like a lot of people wanting "to spread the wealth around" somehow a lot of that wealth got stuck (allegedly) in his own pockets.....
so what you have going on is a bunch of leftoids rioting because their 79 year old ICON baby is in trouble.
Antifa with a tan.
Posted by: sven at July 12, 2021 07:40 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at July 12, 2021 07:33 PM (cSyAR)
You're thinking of the CIA.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at July 12, 2021 07:37 PM (z5Vrg)
I was at Oxford when they recruited me.
Posted by: Fox Mulder at July 12, 2021 07:40 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at July 12, 2021 07:40 PM (cSyAR)
Looking like the world is going to burn a little bit.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 12, 2021 07:40 PM (IEysS)
Can't say we don't have it coming as a species.
Posted by: Bete at July 12, 2021 07:41 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: SFGoth at July 12, 2021 07:41 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: ZOD at July 12, 2021 07:41 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: Guy Smiley
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I think this is my favorite FBI meaning
stealing it
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 12, 2021 07:43 PM (oEn12)
His politics changed just like that when he became a part of a select club.
Posted by: Quint at July 12, 2021 07:43 PM (F2/Ok)
The machine seems to be self-correcting.
We are wildly successful as a species on the macro currently, and consequently in our hubris we think this is the new normal.
Fate giggles at our plans and egocentricities.
Posted by: sven at July 12, 2021 07:43 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 12, 2021 07:44 PM (mD/uy)
His politics changed just like that when he became a part of a select club.
Posted by: Quint
what's HRT?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 12, 2021 07:44 PM (oEn12)
He apparently has character issues but all I've been able to establish is that he's a Trump supporter.
Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at July 12, 2021 07:45 PM (cSyAR)
People like being in the club, see?
WE are the good guys and guns kill good guys so gun are bad!
//FIB leadership
Posted by: sven at July 12, 2021 07:45 PM (Lzpvj)
Hostage Rescue Team....
Posted by: sven at July 12, 2021 07:46 PM (Lzpvj)
He apparently has character issues but all I've been able to establish is that he's a Trump supporter.
Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at July 12, 2021 07:45 PM (cSyAR)
That's enough. The Hurricanes canceled their contract with a private plane company over Trump support from what i recall.
Posted by: Bete at July 12, 2021 07:47 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 12, 2021 07:47 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 12, 2021 07:44 PM (oEn12)
The FBI Hostage Rescue Team. They were infamous at Ruby Ridge and Waco. I don't want to demean them all, I am sure some are serious and care about the country. But some also think it attracts a lot of people who want to play soldier but never wanted to enlist.
Posted by: Quint at July 12, 2021 07:47 PM (F2/Ok)
Africa seems to be imploding.
Posted by: creeper
Returning to its Wakandan goodness.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 12, 2021 07:47 PM (63Dwl)
Noble savagery intensifying.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at July 12, 2021 07:47 PM (z5Vrg)
Posted by: Mookie at July 12, 2021 07:47 PM (u+Y3T)
Given the castration job done on NASA I wonder who Reich thinks is going into space besides rich men.
Posted by: creeper at July 12, 2021 07:47 PM (XxJt1)
Freed finally of all outside influence Africa will show the world the way to tomorrow.
Posted by: sven at July 12, 2021 07:47 PM (Lzpvj)
They do not want us to leave the Earth.
Walter Mondale killed the Apollo program.
Posted by: sven at July 12, 2021 07:48 PM (Lzpvj)
Per the Godfather, we gotta go to war with each other from time to time, to clear the bad blood.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 12, 2021 07:48 PM (IEysS)
"Ducks are the cutest of all farm plants."
Do you watch AvE on youtube?
He's a hoot. If you like tool teardowns and peculiar insights on Life, watch this guy.
https://youtu.be/Kx76F4yR134?t=51
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 12, 2021 07:48 PM (PqRlS)
Freed finally of all outside influence Africa will show the world the way to tomorrow.
Posted by: sven at July 12, 2021 07:47 PM (Lzpvj)
Well there's a strong argument to be made that they're showing us the way to tomorrow. There's an even stronger argument to be made that we don't want to go there.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at July 12, 2021 07:48 PM (z5Vrg)
Tribal divisions also were made worse by Mugabe's actions in Zimbabwe but forget the tribal differences there.
Posted by: whig at July 12, 2021 07:49 PM (pO7gM)
Posted by: Quint at July 12, 2021 07:47 PM (F2/Ok)
I'd sooner bet on the Sun rising in the West tomorrow than on any given agent actually following the law or their oath as stated.
Posted by: Bete at July 12, 2021 07:49 PM (Ojki1)
They've gone radio silent since Biden took over.
It's all a scam.
The Dems campaign on raising taxes on billionaires and then don't do it.
Posted by: I'll ruin the ending for you at July 12, 2021 07:50 PM (iI7am)
Or something like that.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 12, 2021 07:50 PM (R/m4+)
One of the reasons I hate CRT is it will likely reintroduce actual tribal impulse in this nation.
In Africa politics is economic, social, and tribal....
Posted by: sven at July 12, 2021 07:51 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Bete at July 12, 2021 07:41 PM (Ojki1)
(Zod and alien invasion commander, sitting on bluffs overlooking LA. Wildfires, destruction, wailing)
"Y'all kind of had it coming."
"Yeah (Zod spits, bites Slim Jim). I reckon."
"The whole COVID thing was just fucky-fuck. We didn't even do that." "No? Seemed your style."
"Nope. (Alien commander bite into his Slim Jim). The whole fag-tranny-mutilation thing? Teaching kids to gay up?" "Yeah?"
"That was us. Practical joke." "Huh." (beat)
"So...huh. What next?"
"Starvation, war, religious extremism. 'The Prisoner' reruns. Then we eat you."(beat)
"Slim Jim."
"Yeah (alien). Not bad."
Posted by: ZOD at July 12, 2021 07:51 PM (xK9An)
tomorrow than on any given agent actually following the law or their
oath as stated.
Posted by: Bete at July 12, 2021 07:49 PM (Ojki1)
understood. A lot of this is time specific. This is not a very good time.
Posted by: Quint at July 12, 2021 07:52 PM (F2/Ok)
Indeed, like I said it is the Kabuki of the left like the right is actually Lucky to their electorate's Charlie Brown.
Posted by: sven at July 12, 2021 07:52 PM (Lzpvj)
Walter Mondale killed the Apollo program.
Posted by: sven at July 12, 2021 07:48 PM (Lzpvj)"
They don't even want us to leave our own property. And they'd prefer we stay inside.
Posted by: creeper at July 12, 2021 07:52 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: I'll ruin the ending for you at July 12, 2021 07:50 PM (iI7am)
I'd bet the squad means it. And Bernie Bros as well, which is why he had to be stopped.
The future may be coming for them faster than they think.
Posted by: Bete at July 12, 2021 07:53 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: whig at July 12, 2021 07:53 PM (pO7gM)
Or something like that.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 12, 2021 07:50 PM (R/m4+)
So tribal warfare and selling each other into slavery to the europeans?
Posted by: BifBewalski (VcFUs) on the road - I'll update this after my first post. at July 12, 2021 07:53 PM (HISPH)
Telling a member of the GOPe to go build his own cocktail circuit right before he's primaried out of his seat.
Anyway...
So what's happening on the Dark Continent?
Hutus and Tutsis at it again?
Posted by: Robert at July 12, 2021 07:53 PM (1Yy3c)
If you survive this round of pogromming you will be entertained as the billionaires have to devour the squad or vice versa.
Posted by: sven at July 12, 2021 07:54 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: BifBewalski (VcFUs) on the road - (HISPH) at July 12, 2021 07:55 PM (HISPH)
Posted by: whig at July 12, 2021 07:53 PM (pO7gM)
Spanish conquest of the Americas. English conquest of India. Africa didn't really have to be conquered so much. Europe just kind of casually set up shop.
And yes the globalist end game is the dissolution of nations back into tribes, which are much easier to oppress.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at July 12, 2021 07:55 PM (z5Vrg)
Posted by: whig at July 12, 2021 07:55 PM (pO7gM)
Posted by: BifBewalski (VcFUs) on the road - I'll update this after my first post. at July 12, 2021 07:53 PM (HISPH)
Yup...and don't forget cannibalism and rape.
Lots of rape.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 12, 2021 07:57 PM (R/m4+)
I count at least nine firing signatures. Can't make out the piece, but I label it a semi. You need a prop gun to make such cycle with blanks.
Also, not mentioned in the commentary was two accomplices just outside the door.
Driver was likely untrained and had a high pucker factor. Might have been a small caliber piece, too.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf
Did the sound and Recoil look right to you?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 12, 2021 07:15 PM (PqRlS)
I discount the sound. The resolution isn't good enough to rule on recoil visually. I've shot some .380s that would look like they are rock solid if you're not looking down the sights. So, I'm saying it looks plausible to me.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at July 12, 2021 07:58 PM (8C7+r)
Posted by: BifBewalski (VcFUs) on the road - I'll update this after my first post. at July 12, 2021 07:53 PM (HISPH)
Yup...and don't forget cannibalism and rape.
Lots of rape.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 12, 2021 07:57 PM (R/m4+)
So it's not all bad.
Posted by: Robert at July 12, 2021 07:58 PM (1Yy3c)
To answer your question "why is the New Yorker article about 'kids are safe from Covid' coming out now?"
Because "remote learning" makes it easy for mom and dad to monitor what's going on in the "classroom", and to record it, and that isn't working out well for the Left
Posted by: Greg The Class Traitor at July 12, 2021 07:59 PM (mfs39)
Posted by: BifBewalski (VcFUs) on the road - I'll update this after my first post. at July 12, 2021 07:53 PM (HISPH)
Yup...and don't forget cannibalism and rape.
Lots of rape.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 12, 2021 07:57 PM (R/m4+)
So it's not all bad.
Posted by: Robert at July 12, 2021 07:58 PM (1Yy3c)
Someone never saw Deliverance.
Posted by: Zombie Ned Beatty at July 12, 2021 07:59 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 12, 2021 07:59 PM (M3TF/)
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 12, 2021 07:37 PM (QFVV9)
They didn't like the competition.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)
They have certainly 'borrowed' quite a few Mafia tactics. The difference is at least the Mafia had a code.
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 12, 2021 08:00 PM (QFVV9)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - On my phone, identifiers may vary at July 12, 2021 08:00 PM (Blm4C)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 12, 2021 07:59 PM (M3TF/)
Are y'all going to need an alibi and someone to post bail?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at July 12, 2021 08:00 PM (z5Vrg)
I have expounded at length about what historic healthy multicultural societies look like.
This is not one of them.
Posted by: sven at July 12, 2021 08:01 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 12, 2021 07:59 PM (M3TF/)
Oksay
Posted by: BifBewalski (VcFUs) on the road - (HISPH) at July 12, 2021 08:02 PM (HISPH)
He wasn't alone there were two other guys coming in,
End story should be interesting.
Oh, and always look in your rear view mirror before opening the door.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 12, 2021 08:02 PM (vW9Vw)
Posted by: Zombie Ned Beatty at July 12, 2021 07:59 PM (Ojki1)
It's my own private shame. I need to rectify that.
Random thought:
A Moron Meet-Up slash Film Festival. Everyone meets up at whoever has the biggest trailer (I keed I keed) and we watch classics all day.
Posted by: Robert at July 12, 2021 08:02 PM (pKwFq)
Posted by: Fou Troll at July 12, 2021 08:03 PM (HLwmB)
I just had a wicked thought: Slavery.
I predict the Left will start a "conscription" term for all white people. White people will have to "serve" a year in Africa, to "help" the natives" as a way to "payback" Africa for what their ancestors "stole."
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 12, 2021 08:03 PM (PqRlS)
During the prelude to the gassing and immolating of women and children near Waco, a local television crew was propagandizing America by glorifying the stunning and brave warriors.
One guy, shaved head, tats, looked like he saw a gym, was reclining somewhat propped up in the back seat of a Suburban, legs hanging out and working a stone on a Bowie knife boasting quietly "honed to kill, I'm honed to kill".
They were looking forward to the massacre.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 12, 2021 08:04 PM (+LCoQ)
I just had a wicked thought: Slavery.
I predict the Left will start a "conscription" term for all white people. White people will have to "serve" a year in Africa, to "help" the natives" as a way to "payback" Africa for what their ancestors "stole."
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 12, 2021 08:03 PM (PqRlS)
Commies do like setting up things like that. Mostly they tend to basically be logistically unworkable. But won't stop them from trying.
Here former merchant, go farm this land.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at July 12, 2021 08:04 PM (z5Vrg)
This is not one of them.
Posted by: sven
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Why, it's almost as if the Left is promoting divisiveness.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2021 08:05 PM (9Fwwf)
Posted by: Fou Troll at July 12, 2021 08:03 PM (HLwmB)
In honor of El Rushbo, I suggest "Robert REEEEIIIIICCCCHHHH!" be amended to the style guide instead.
Posted by: Zombie Ned Beatty at July 12, 2021 08:05 PM (Ojki1)
Especially the nice cookout they had.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 12, 2021 08:05 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 12, 2021 07:59 PM (M3TF/)
Are y'all going to need an alibi and someone to post bail?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at July 12, 2021 08:00 PM (z5Vrg)
Somebody who knows how to work a backhoe in the dark.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 12, 2021 08:05 PM (+LCoQ)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 12, 2021 08:03 PM (PqRlS)
Well we hadn't considered but that a great idea, thanks!
Posted by: The DNfuckingC at July 12, 2021 08:05 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Bete at July 12, 2021 08:06 PM (Ojki1)
I think you might even call it "Peace Corps" or some such nonsense.
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at July 12, 2021 08:06 PM (weGKL)
Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 12, 2021 08:05 PM (+LCoQ)
I know a guy whose a master at it!
Posted by: Reggie Love at July 12, 2021 08:07 PM (Ojki1)
'Night, all.
Posted by: creeper at July 12, 2021 08:07 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Robert at July 12, 2021 08:08 PM (1Yy3c)
I think you might even call it "Peace Corps" or some such nonsense.
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at July 12, 2021 08:06 PM (weGKL)
Nah, they'd have to give people that terrible HQC for Malaria, and then things would go sideways fast.
Posted by: Bete at July 12, 2021 08:08 PM (Ojki1)
Left us here to sing his song,
Posted by: dartist (+ya+t) at July 12, 2021 08:08 PM (+ya+t)
or perhaps the Social Justice Corps
The white kids will be like "missionaries" for the Left Wing, except they'll be slaves.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 12, 2021 08:08 PM (PqRlS)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 12, 2021 08:09 PM (M3TF/)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 12, 2021 08:09 PM (M3TF/)
Wouldn't that depend on what he wants to shoot? Or did Texas make shooting Communists legal and that's why the Dems fled?
Posted by: Bete at July 12, 2021 08:10 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Kamala Harris at July 12, 2021 08:11 PM (etX8h)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 12, 2021 08:11 PM (M3TF/)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 12, 2021 08:11 PM (M3TF/)
Oh.
Damnit.
Posted by: Bete at July 12, 2021 08:12 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Fou Troll at July 12, 2021 08:12 PM (HLwmB)
Posted by: whig at July 12, 2021 07:53 PM (pO7gM)
The problem of Tribalism and the use of the term by Cuckservatives and Dems is that is presupposes that there is no right or wrong involved in disputes, just irrational and childish wants - ie the Nazis had a point about its European neighbors in 1939 just as much as Americans had a point about the British in 1776. You see where this leaves you. "Let us not be beastly to the left" is what Goldberg and French want to say about every real issue the right points out...because "Tribalism"
Its a false equivalence applied to two starkly different ideologies....
Posted by: Boswell at July 12, 2021 08:12 PM (5iUNf)
Posted by: Fou Troll at July 12, 2021 08:13 PM (HLwmB)
Speaking of movies, I seem to have purchased the right to view
"Armageddon", according to an e-mail I stumbled across earlier. Can't
imagine doing that on my own, but the order seems legit so I'm figuring
it was at the recommendation of Teh Horde. I think I'll go watch it.
'Night, all.
Posted by: creeper at July 12, 2021 08:07 PM (XxJt1)
it is a pretty fun movie. Most people say they hate it. But it is on cable about 200 times a year. I liked the Russian guy.
Posted by: Quint at July 12, 2021 08:14 PM (F2/Ok)
Posted by: whig at July 12, 2021 07:53 PM (pO7gM)
The problem of Tribalism and the use of the term by Cuckservatives and Dems is that is presupposes that there is no right or wrong involved in disputes, just irrational and childish wants - ie the Nazis had a point about its European neighbors in 1939 just as much as Americans had a point about the British in 1776. You see where this leaves you. "Let us not be beastly to the left" is what Goldberg and French want to say about every real issue the right points out...because "Tribalism"
Its a false equivalence applied to two starkly different ideologies....
Posted by: Boswell at July 12, 2021 08:12 PM (5iUNf)
They want actual tribalism. They use the word tribalism like they use the word facism. But they do want the population divided along ethnic lines (and this isn't really a new strategy).
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at July 12, 2021 08:14 PM (z5Vrg)
Dad (tight as a tick) just looked at GF: You should dress up as Harley Quinn or Catwoman for the kids for Halloween. They would love it. Hell, I know my son would love it.
Me: double face palm turning embarrassed red and sweating
Her: bottom jaw juts out and shoots knives into him while takes all the kids into another room to play. Let's let father and son have some alone time to bond.
Dad: turns on Homerun Derby.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 12, 2021 08:14 PM (tsATA)
Posted by: BifBewalski (VcFUs) on the road - (HISPH) at July 12, 2021 08:15 PM (HISPH)
Posted by: Quint at July 12, 2021 08:14 PM (F2/Ok)
Best part of watching it now is not having the Aerosmith theme song also on the radio 300 times a day to annoy you before/after.
Posted by: Bete at July 12, 2021 08:15 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 12, 2021 08:18 PM (M3TF/)
Everything I know about fomenting insurrection I learned from building Lego structures.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 12, 2021 08:18 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 12, 2021 08:03 PM (PqRlS)
And within a couple of years The Conscripts will be sitting in the shade drinking whiskey while forcing the natives deep into caves on their hands and knees digging for diamonds.
In reality, China already has quite a foothold in Africa and in all likelihood soyboi Conscripts would, in a matter of weeks, be in the same shape as the Uighurs.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 12, 2021 08:18 PM (+LCoQ)
NUDES is an exciting teen drama
told as an anthology about 3 teenagers
from different parts of Norway.
They are in the midst of their very first life crisis when
Posted by: Braenyard at July 12, 2021 08:18 PM (vW9Vw)
Posted by: Branson at July 12, 2021 08:18 PM (ronUI)
My Lego set is teaching me how to build a highly secure cloud based eCommerce website.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 12, 2021 08:19 PM (+LCoQ)
Dad (tight as a tick) just looked at GF: You should dress up as Harley Quinn or Catwoman for the kids for Halloween. They would love it. Hell, I know my son would love it.
Me: double face palm turning embarrassed red and sweating
Her: bottom jaw juts out and shoots knives into him while takes all the kids into another room to play. Let's let father and son have some alone time to bond.
Dad: turns on Homerun Derby.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 12, 2021 08:14 PM (tsATA)
If she does dress up make sure to post pics.
Posted by: Robert at July 12, 2021 08:19 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 12, 2021 08:18 PM (+LCoQ)
...
...
I am not seeing a downside here.
Posted by: Bete at July 12, 2021 08:19 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: SMH at July 12, 2021 08:20 PM (aDe8s)
Oh. RC cars (isn't it?). I wondered what an RV race would be like. Little dog would not be so cute chasing motor homes.
Posted by: mindful webworker - all in due time my dear, all in due time at July 12, 2021 08:20 PM (xdNUT)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at July 12, 2021 08:14 PM (z5Vrg)
I think they want a majority to just pick their tribe and then suggest when you complain about their excesses let GOPe stooges and influencers suggest you're just angry because of tribalism, the very tribalism they want. But I do realize that there really are two tribes, Americans and Marxist/Leftist - and its okay to chose one (right) from the other (wrong) and finger pointing by a gelatinous fat pundit while screaming "tribalism' should get a returned middle finger.
Posted by: Boswell at July 12, 2021 08:21 PM (5iUNf)
Tinker Toys.
Lincoln Logs.
Man, we were a bunch of insurrectionists as kids.
Posted by: SMH
Bob Dole had the Erector Set.
Posted by: Bob Dole at July 12, 2021 08:22 PM (ronUI)
Posted by: redridinghood at July 12, 2021 08:22 PM (NpAcC)
I definitely foresee a "social justice service" requirement for graduating high school/college -- peoples "of color" will be exempt, of course.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 12, 2021 08:22 PM (PqRlS)
it is a pretty fun movie. Most people say they hate it. But it is on cable about 200 times a year. I liked the Russian guy.
Posted by: Quint at July 12, 2021 08:14 PM (F2/Ok)
Wasn't he one of the killers in Fargo way back when? Also played The Nihilist in the Big Lebowski?
Posted by: BifBewalski (VcFUs) on the road - (HISPH) at July 12, 2021 08:23 PM (HISPH)
Posted by: mindful webworker - critters b cutiepies at July 12, 2021 08:23 PM (xdNUT)
Posted by: Infidel at July 12, 2021 08:24 PM (dYrVA)
I mean, there was a "multicultural" reason to require Foreign Language credits in high school and college, no?
They forced that foreign language shit on all of us, whether we wanted it or not.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 12, 2021 08:24 PM (PqRlS)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 12, 2021 08:18 PM (M3TF/)
That's awesome! I can't wait to meet you both!
Posted by: BifBewalski (VcFUs) on the road - (HISPH) at July 12, 2021 08:24 PM (HISPH)
I definitely foresee a "social justice service" requirement for graduating high
Boy Scout merit badge
Posted by: Braenyard at July 12, 2021 08:24 PM (vW9Vw)
Lena Dunham is writing the screenplay for a live-action Polly Pockets movie.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 12, 2021 08:25 PM (1+v7y)
Well, some of you are old enough to remember required Latin in high school....
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 12, 2021 08:25 PM (PqRlS)
Posted by: redridinghood
Is this The Babylon Bee or is this the NYT?? At this point, it could be both.
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 12, 2021 08:25 PM (QFVV9)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 12, 2021 08:24 PM (PqRlS)
___
Yep.
Took Spanish in HS, while taking Hawaiian for hula.
Posted by: SMH at July 12, 2021 08:25 PM (aDe8s)
Cuber. South Africa. Colombia. But never fear Sleepy Joe is at the helm.
Posted by: blaster at July 12, 2021 08:25 PM (4q7lA)
Posted by: redridinghood at July 12, 2021 08:22 PM (NpAcC)
That's cute. Wonder how'll they fund their little play time when the Olympic ratings drop to NBA ratings levels.
Some of those programs are going to have to go.
Posted by: Bete at July 12, 2021 08:26 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: SMH at July 12, 2021 08:26 PM (aDe8s)
Cuber. South Africa. Colombia. But never fear Sleepy Joe is at the helm.
Posted by: blaster at July 12, 2021 08:25 PM (4q7lA)
What's happening in Colombia?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at July 12, 2021 08:27 PM (z5Vrg)
Boy Scout merit badge
I thought that many admissions offices for University already expect to see this on the resume.
I'm waiting for the Get Vaxxed or Do Social Justice Service for people of all ages.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 12, 2021 08:27 PM (+LCoQ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 12, 2021 08:27 PM (1+v7y)
... and ran right into the store next door. Police were called, and the pursuit was short.
Even better, he was packing a toy gun - not sure if he brandished it or not. I couldn't help thinking that I could have saved the taxpayers some money if I'd been there when he pulled it out.
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy Agr8U at July 12, 2021 08:27 PM (Agr8U)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 12, 2021 08:28 PM (1+v7y)
Posted by: blaster at July 12, 2021 08:28 PM (4q7lA)
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 12, 2021 08:28 PM (nxdel)
So we have finally achieved Poe's Law?
Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 12, 2021 08:28 PM (+LCoQ)
Posted by: SMH at July 12, 2021 08:28 PM (aDe8s)
Posted by: blaster at July 12, 2021 08:29 PM (4q7lA)
Posted by: Ladyl at July 12, 2021 08:29 PM (+4oV5)
Posted by: The Feral Boars at July 12, 2021 08:29 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: redridinghood at July 12, 2021 08:22 PM (NpAcC)
So I did a lame and lazy search to see what you're talking about and found this from 2016...
https://tinyurl.com/vbpbx6fu
So apparently athletes were wearing a 13 star flag in 2016. I'm guessing at the very least it will be an update?
I'm too lazy to search further.
Posted by: Robert at July 12, 2021 08:29 PM (1Yy3c)
All our Spanish teachers wanted to tell us what life in Mexico was like -- what they ate, what they wore, etc.
I was, like, whogivesafark? Just teach me to conjugate these stupid verbs.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 12, 2021 08:29 PM (PqRlS)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 12, 2021 08:29 PM (1+v7y)
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 12, 2021 08:25 PM (QFVV9)
***********
Sounds like it, but it's true. Laura Logan was just talking about it.
Posted by: redridinghood at July 12, 2021 08:29 PM (NpAcC)
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More genius marketing that will put them in competition for cnn ratings. Good, fvck them.
Posted by: dartist (+ya+t) at July 12, 2021 08:30 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy Agr8U at July 12, 2021 08:30 PM (Agr8U)
All our Spanish teachers wanted to tell us what life in Mexico was like -- what they ate, what they wore, etc.
I was, like, whogivesafark? Just teach me to conjugate these stupid verbs.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 12, 2021 08:29 PM (PqRlS)
Why Mexico for that matter? Quite a few countries speak Spanish.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at July 12, 2021 08:30 PM (z5Vrg)
Posted by: steevy at July 12, 2021 08:30 PM (uUDKV)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 12, 2021 08:31 PM (1+v7y)
Posted by: Ladyl at July 12, 2021 08:31 PM (+4oV5)
Tinker Toys.
Lincoln Logs.
Man, we were a bunch of insurrectionists as kids.
Posted by: SMH
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I used my Lincoln Log constructs as targets to be assaulted and crawled over by my two wind-up tanks.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2021 08:31 PM (ELgVT)
Yeah the audience cheered when she was "deeply impacted"....
probably not what the creators intended.
Posted by: sven at July 12, 2021 08:31 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: BifBewalski (VcFUs) on the road - (HISPH) at July 12, 2021 08:31 PM (HISPH)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at July 12, 2021 08:30 PM (z5Vrg)
Because the stories of white people in Columbia would be about learning how to serpentine, and that is more the gym coaches thing to teach?
Posted by: Bete at July 12, 2021 08:32 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 12, 2021 08:32 PM (O2e7O)
I'm too lazy to search further.
Posted by: Robert at July 12, 2021 08:29 PM (1Yy3c)
**************
This one has 5 stars and stripes.
Posted by: redridinghood at July 12, 2021 08:32 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales
My Latin instructor was so old she learned at the feet of Caesar and Brutus. An ancient woman, (we thought 75 was ancient at that time), introduced us to toga parties and all kinds of frivolity. Sum, Esse, Fu, Futrus. Bless her heart.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 12, 2021 08:32 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: blaster at July 12, 2021 08:32 PM (4q7lA)
Posted by: The Feral Boars at July 12, 2021 08:29 PM
Us, either.
Posted by: The Feral Boers at July 12, 2021 08:32 PM (X0WfC)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at July 12, 2021 08:30 PM (z5Vrg)
Yeah, but their accents are funny.
Posted by: Mexicans Everywhere at July 12, 2021 08:33 PM (1Yy3c)
Well journalists are not really known for being bright. *points to Tater Stetler*
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 12, 2021 08:33 PM (1+v7y)
I was, like, whogivesafark? Just teach me to conjugate these stupid verbs.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 12, 2021 08:29 PM (PqRlS)
My HS Spanish teacher taught me (us) pretty much every swear word en Espanol. He liked the HS girls too. Made plenty of comments about girl's racks and stuff (but not in front of them)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah (sJHOI) at July 12, 2021 08:33 PM (sJHOI)
I'm too lazy to search further.
Posted by: Robert at July 12, 2021 08:29 PM (1Yy3c)
I would be happy if they flew the 26 Star flag (1837-1845) because if wouldn't have Texas in it.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 12, 2021 08:33 PM (+LCoQ)
Thought people would find this comic strip interesting. Dami Lee does this strip, 'As Per Usual,' from a Korean-American perspective.
https://tinyurl.com/3xztyxzh
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 12, 2021 08:33 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: steevy at July 12, 2021 08:34 PM (uUDKV)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 12, 2021 08:34 PM (1+v7y)
But, man, do I hate Twitter tech. Autostart without sound, so I have to stop and back up and turn on sound and full-screen before I can watch it. Sometimes it's okay to have the auto-restart, but usually it's just something I'd rather not have. Why can't we have options? (Which wouldn't be available to me, anyway, I suppose, since I'm not a signed in twitterer.)
Nothing on you, Ace - just a gripe on whatever programmers designed that stuff.
Posted by: mindful webworker - twitter b awfulll at July 12, 2021 08:34 PM (xdNUT)
Posted by: Boswell at July 12, 2021 08:35 PM (5iUNf)
Well journalists are not really known for being bright. *points to Tater Stetler*
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 12, 2021 08:33 PM (1+v7y)
There was even a picture of a dinosaur.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 12, 2021 08:35 PM (O2e7O)
Tater would think the Meteor was one of Zhou Bai-Dens Freshman conquests.
Posted by: sven at July 12, 2021 08:35 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: The Feral Boars at July 12, 2021 08:29 PM
Us, either.
Posted by: The Feral Boers at July 12, 2021 08:32 PM (X0WfC)
Same.
Posted by: Ferrelly Brothers at July 12, 2021 08:35 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: steevy at July 12, 2021 08:35 PM (uUDKV)
They forced that foreign language shit on all of us, whether we wanted it or not.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 12, 2021 08:24 PM (PqRlS)
The Foreign language I took was Latin. I could have picked Russia but it was the Cold War then.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 12, 2021 08:35 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: redridinghood at July 12, 2021 08:32 PM (NpAcC)
Heh! It'll end up resembling the Confederate national flag.
The South is rising again!
Posted by: Robert at July 12, 2021 08:36 PM (1Yy3c)
Just to mess with the kids, I would describe it in such a way to make Breaking Bad read like a children's fairy tale.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 12, 2021 08:36 PM (+LCoQ)
Jun 7, 2021 ... Court documents show Apple paid millions to an Oregon college student whose nude pictures were posted on Facebook by iPhone repair
Posted by: Braenyard at July 12, 2021 08:36 PM (vW9Vw)
He was inventing warp drive that ran on ensure and metamucil....
"we're gonna need a bigger boat"
Posted by: sven at July 12, 2021 08:36 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Infidel at July 12, 2021 08:36 PM (dYrVA)
Well journalists are not really known for being bright. *points to Tater Stetler*
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 12, 2021 08:33 PM (1+v7y)
I assume he'd screw just about anything with a pulse, but is he cognizant enough to carry on an affair?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at July 12, 2021 08:36 PM (z5Vrg)
Posted by: davidt at July 12, 2021 08:36 PM (ronUI)
Posted by: BifBewalski (VcFUs) on the road - (HISPH) at July 12, 2021 08:23 PM (HISPH)
I think you are right. it is fun to "discover" actors you like in earlier roles. It was a big deal when I realized D.B. Sweeney from Lonesome Dove was the kid in Gardens of Stone. Also, it took me a while, but I figured out that John Locke from Lost was in Young Guns and Tombstone.
Posted by: Quint at July 12, 2021 08:37 PM (F2/Ok)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 12, 2021 08:33 PM (L2ZTs)
**********
I like it!
Posted by: redridinghood at July 12, 2021 08:37 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Braenyard
I, along with most of the 'rons I'd wager, have a few questions about this.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 12, 2021 08:37 PM (mD/uy)
I was talking about "fun in El Paso" at work this a.m.
El Paso is like a 2d world country, and just across el border is Juarez the town with no name.
Posted by: sven at July 12, 2021 08:37 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 12, 2021 08:09 PM (M3TF/)
{{{Ben Had}}}
Any recipient of you hospitality is the luckiest person in the world!
Posted by: Ladyl at July 12, 2021 08:38 PM (+4oV5)
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at July 12, 2021 08:38 PM (weGKL)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 12, 2021 08:38 PM (1+v7y)
I don't understand how all this shit happened so quickly.
Posted by: four seasons at July 12, 2021 08:38 PM (PisyI)
Legos is coming out with their own Abortion Clinic lego set.
Yeah, the promo tagline for the lego abortion clinic is gonna be: "Lego My Prego"
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 12, 2021 08:39 PM (PqRlS)
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 12, 2021 08:39 PM (nxdel)
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More genius marketing that will put them in competition for cnn ratings. Good, fvck them.
Posted by: dartist (+ya+t) at July 12, 2021 08:30 PM (+ya+t)
They could reduce the stripes to a managable three, then put a dozen or so stars in a circle to keep it less busy.
And they'd have the Confederate Stars and Bars.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 12, 2021 08:39 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: steevy at July 12, 2021 08:39 PM (uUDKV)
I don't know what to think actually. Dami Lee self-identifies as a lefty but numerous conservative/family themes pop up often in her work.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 12, 2021 08:39 PM (L2ZTs)
Fajitas are a shit ton better than eating slimy ass grilled cactus and cow stomach soup.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 12, 2021 08:40 PM (5We2S)
Lucky man!
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 12, 2021 08:40 PM (nxdel)
Strange smells from the toaster?
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah (sJHOI) at July 12, 2021 08:40 PM (sJHOI)
Posted by: sven at July 12, 2021 08:36 PM
I was moving pretty fast, wasn't I?
Posted by: Jerry Nadler (D-NY) at July 12, 2021 08:40 PM (DMUuz)
"Public warned of 4 possible wolf-German shepherd hybrid dogs on the loose in Orange County "
https://tinyurl.com/2rx96jp4
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2021 08:41 PM (CTJwJ)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah (sJHOI) at July 12, 2021 08:41 PM (sJHOI)
"How do I know I won't come home one day to find you screwing the toaster?" - Nice New York girl in Heavy Metal to her robot lover.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 12, 2021 08:41 PM (1+v7y)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 12, 2021 08:41 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: steevy at July 12, 2021 08:39 PM (uUDKV)
John Derbyshire played a young punk in one of Bruce Lee's early movies...no lie.
Posted by: Boswell at July 12, 2021 08:41 PM (5iUNf)
Which one?
Yeah they caught Angel Maturino Resindez
https://tinyurl.com/3kn32zcx
There are others, murder is the Juaranito national sport
Posted by: sven at July 12, 2021 08:42 PM (Lzpvj)
337 Gonna give Bif a day on a huge ranch, let him shoot whatever he wants to and feed him a filet. No Bail needed
Lucky man!
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 12, 2021 08:40 PM (nxdel)
{{{Jewells}}}
Right?
But I get to have lunch with Shibumi tomorrow!
Posted by: Ladyl at July 12, 2021 08:42 PM (+4oV5)
Posted by: JT at July 12, 2021 08:42 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 12, 2021 08:42 PM (1+v7y)
"Public warned of 4 possible wolf-German shepherd hybrid dogs on the loose in Orange County "
https://tinyurl.com/2rx96jp4
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2021 08:41 PM (CTJwJ)
So, dogs?
Better flee the state then.
Out where I live in CA they did have a wandering tiger because some asshole had one and let it loose. I don't recall any warnings and they shot it when it wandered in the area of a school. I'd prefer they shot the owner, poor tiger.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 12, 2021 08:42 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: dartist (+ya+t) at July 12, 2021 08:43 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: JT at July 12, 2021 08:43 PM (arJlL)
Fajitas are a shit ton better than eating slimy ass grilled cactus and cow stomach soup.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 12, 2021 08:40 PM (5We2S)
See also huitlacoche a/k/a corn smut.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2021 08:43 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: steevy at July 12, 2021 08:43 PM (uUDKV)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 12, 2021 08:44 PM (1+v7y)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 12, 2021 08:40 PM (5We2S)
I thought you were going to mention crickets. All do respect for Mexican cuisine, no doubt it is in the top five of world cuisines. No one asks for any other cuisine from South of the Border like they do Mexican. But I agree, Tex-Mex is the best.
Posted by: Quint at July 12, 2021 08:44 PM (F2/Ok)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 12, 2021 08:44 PM (vW9Vw)
Posted by: steevy at July 12, 2021 08:45 PM (uUDKV)
Posted by: Ladyl
Nice !
Hiya to BOTH of yas !
Posted by: JT at July 12, 2021 08:43 PM (arJlL)
Thank you, dear {{{JT}}}
Shibumi is a hoot!
Posted by: Ladyl at July 12, 2021 08:45 PM (+4oV5)
Posted by: Eromero at July 12, 2021 08:45 PM (0OP+5)
Fajitas are a shit ton better than eating slimy ass grilled cactus and cow stomach soup.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 12, 2021 08:40 PM (5We2S)
See also huitlacoche a/k/a corn smut.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2021 08:43 PM (II3Gr)
Honestly, Taco Bell is kind of like White Castle: when you want it, nothing else will do.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 12, 2021 08:45 PM (csEWM)
We had a tiger loose here when lad was in grade school
https://tinyurl.com/ykx2xcdb
Posted by: sven at July 12, 2021 08:45 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 12, 2021 08:45 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Bach in Black at July 12, 2021 08:45 PM (7ubmG)
Posted by: dartist (+ya+t) at July 12, 2021 08:43 PM (+ya+t)
One less rapper in that lot. He was shot 64 times they estimate, and even if every bullet it him (not remotely likely) that was an expensive hit at today's ammo prices.
Someone really, really took being dissed to the next level.
Posted by: Bete at July 12, 2021 08:45 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah
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AOP is having a close-out special, I believe.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2021 08:46 PM (pbStR)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 12, 2021 08:46 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: redridinghood at July 12, 2021 08:46 PM (NpAcC)
or give you 20 years of good service....
Posted by: sven at July 12, 2021 08:46 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 12, 2021 08:45 PM (csEWM)
oof!, we usually agree lol.
Posted by: Quint at July 12, 2021 08:46 PM (F2/Ok)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 12, 2021 08:46 PM (1+v7y)
Posted by: Quint at July 12, 2021 08:44 PM
I'm not sure the El Salvadorians would agree. I will say the iguana tacos around Lazaro Cardenas are quite good.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 12, 2021 08:46 PM (DMUuz)
You have to hope that that is poor grammar or the lad had a big head.
Posted by: sven at July 12, 2021 08:47 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 12, 2021 08:47 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: JT at July 12, 2021 08:47 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: steevy at July 12, 2021 08:47 PM (uUDKV)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 12, 2021 08:09 PM (M3TF/)
{{{Ben Had}}}
Any recipient of you hospitality is the luckiest person in the world!
Posted by: Ladyl at July 12, 2021 08:38 PM (+4oV5)
Anyone that is on the good side of Ben Had is gifted beyond compare!
I choose not to comment about those who are not on the good side on Ben Had!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ hOUT3 at July 12, 2021 08:47 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: steevy at July 12, 2021 08:39 PM (uUDKV)
John Derbyshire played a young punk in one of Bruce Lee's early movies...no lie.
Posted by: Boswell at July 12, 2021 08:41 PM (5iUNf)
Albert Popwell was the punk in the Dirty Harry where Callahan first did the Magnum "Do you feel lucky" line. I was sure I'd seen him in other roles and turns out he was in 5 movies with Eastwood, 4 of the Dirty Harry ones.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 12, 2021 08:47 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 12, 2021 08:46 PM (L2ZTs)
Koreans say the same thing. The Korean places here usually have higher quality meat. Also, Korean beer is horrible. There are tax reasons for that, but the macro beer is just bad.
Posted by: Quint at July 12, 2021 08:48 PM (F2/Ok)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 12, 2021 08:45 PM (csEWM)
When you gotta go, you gotta go...literally.
Posted by: Boswell at July 12, 2021 08:48 PM (5iUNf)
Posted by: Quint at July 12, 2021 08:46 PM (F2/Ok)
There is something about the combination of rice, sour cream, meat of questionable provenance and cheese sauce that gets me.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 12, 2021 08:48 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: steevy at July 12, 2021 08:48 PM (uUDKV)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 12, 2021 08:49 PM (vW9Vw)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 12, 2021 08:49 PM (1+v7y)
Posted by: steevy at July 12, 2021 08:47 PM (uUDKV)
Mmmm, egg foo yung. Beef please.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 12, 2021 08:49 PM (csEWM)
Anyone that is on the good side of Ben Had is gifted beyond compare!
I choose not to comment about those who are not on the good side on Ben Had!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ hOUT3 at July 12, 2021 08:47 PM (hOUT3)
{{{Hrothgar}}}
We are all so lucky to be blessed with Ben Had.
Posted by: Ladyl at July 12, 2021 08:49 PM (+4oV5)
Ex New York cops?
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 12, 2021 08:46 PM (1+v7y)
When you really, really want to make sure the movie killer isn't going to get up for one last surprise attack.
Posted by: Bete at July 12, 2021 08:49 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 12, 2021 08:49 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ hOUT3 at July 12, 2021 08:49 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 12, 2021 08:49 PM (1+v7y)
Posted by: davidt at July 12, 2021 08:50 PM (ronUI)
Posted by: Oldcat at July 12, 2021 08:47 PM (eoQWY)
He was his partner in one as I recall...great character actor.
Posted by: Boswell at July 12, 2021 08:50 PM (5iUNf)
Just wanted to say that you provide us the best most heartfelt pet-rescue video clips ever.
I regularly show them to my lefty-wife; and it warms her heart to no end (just like mine); and it makes her wonder if others who are right of center (like me) might also be good persons. - Which, obviously, we are.
Thanks again!
Posted by: Bach in Black at July 12, 2021 08:50 PM (7ubmG)
I'm pretty sure the American version of Chinese food is better too, better ingredients for sure....
Posted by: steevy at July 12, 2021 08:47 PM (uUDKV)
There was an American Style Chinese place that opened in China ten years or so ago. It was very popular for a while. It was mainly focused on expats but lots of people wanted to try it. I don't know if it is still a going concern, as restaurants come and go. But that place did get a lot of press.
Posted by: Quint at July 12, 2021 08:50 PM (F2/Ok)
Posted by: steevy at July 12, 2021 08:48 PM
What are we, chopped liver?
Posted by: The A-Team at July 12, 2021 08:50 PM (DMUuz)
Of course.
Posted by: lowandslow at July 12, 2021 08:51 PM (qH6FZ)
Posted by: Oldcat
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I say, leave the dog/wolves alone, set traps for Liberals. I prefer the former to the latter.
Also: "Venomous spitting cobra on the loose in Raleigh, North Carolina neighborhood"
Again, leave the snake, Raleigh is rife with Lefties.
https://tinyurl.com/23aysxnm
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2021 08:51 PM (ELgVT)
Posted by: davidt at July 12, 2021 08:50 PM (ronUI)
He was the one who got punched through the chest?
Also had a tire track on his face?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 12, 2021 08:51 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: steevy at July 12, 2021 08:51 PM (uUDKV)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 12, 2021 08:37 PM (mD/uy)
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Got that from StartPage. Researching.....
Posted by: Braenyard at July 12, 2021 08:51 PM (vW9Vw)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 12, 2021 08:52 PM (1+v7y)
Posted by: steevy at July 12, 2021 08:52 PM (uUDKV)
Posted by: Ladyl at July 12, 2021 08:49 PM (+4oV5)
{{{Ladlyl}}}, Yes! I am so glad I found this blog, but I am am blessed that through this blog I met Ben Had!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ hOUT3 at July 12, 2021 08:52 PM (hOUT3)
Neither can be bothered to point out there are Americans being held in conditions worse than gitmo.
Posted by: sven at July 12, 2021 08:52 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: The A-Team at July 12, 2021 08:50 PM (DMUuz)
Da da da duh!
Duh Duh Dun!
Da dah duh duh duh dah,
Da da da da duh!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 12, 2021 08:52 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: Quint at July 12, 2021 08:46 PM (F2/Ok)
There is something about the combination of rice, sour cream, meat of questionable provenance and cheese sauce that gets me.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 12, 2021 08:48 PM (csEWM)
One day in my 30s a switch flipped in my body and I started vomiting up my favorite food of beef enchiladas - on the way home from the restaraunt. I switched to chicken, no problem. Some synergy of ground beef/melted cheese was just too much and it went on strike.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 12, 2021 08:52 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: davidt at July 12, 2021 08:50 PM (ronUI)
Three actors in Terminator were also in Aliens. Paxton is one. I'm sure y'all can name the other two.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2021 08:53 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: SFGoth at July 12, 2021 08:53 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 12, 2021 08:49 PM
Argue Star Trek vs. Star Wars all you want, in the end Star Wars comes out on top, because no matter how inept the Stormtroopers are, all the red shirts get killed.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 12, 2021 08:53 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah (sJHOI) at July 12, 2021 08:53 PM (sJHOI)
Mike Hammer is in favor of Stupidity being fatal.
Posted by: Anna Puma
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Add, 'and thinks ignorance should be painful'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2021 08:54 PM (CTJwJ)
Posted by: steevy at July 12, 2021 08:48 PM
What are we, chopped liver?
Posted by: The A-Team at July 12, 2021 08:50 PM (DMUuz)
I'm not sure the A-Team were trying to hit anyone. They used the fire to keep the baddies from noticing the explosives and ramps they had hidden all over to pop them up in the air
Posted by: Oldcat at July 12, 2021 08:54 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: steevy at July 12, 2021 08:54 PM (uUDKV)
Posted by: Oldcat at July 12, 2021 08:52 PM (eoQWY)
I get that if I eat a lot of tomato sauce based stuff. Pizza primarily as last time I made pasta I did not get the same thing.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 12, 2021 08:54 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: SFGoth at July 12, 2021 08:53 PM (KAi1n)
He should just add it anyway. PA got away with ignoring a Supreme Court judge, bet Newsome would as well with this lower level one.
Posted by: Bete at July 12, 2021 08:54 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2021 08:53 PM (II3Gr)
Michael Biehn
Lance Henrickson
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 12, 2021 08:54 PM (csEWM)
You'd think that by now I would know how to spell Ladyl!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ hOUT3 at July 12, 2021 08:55 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2021 08:55 PM (CTJwJ)
Posted by: Eromero at July 12, 2021 08:55 PM (0OP+5)
408 Imperial Steamtroopers can on occasion hit the broadside of a spaceship.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 12, 2021 08:49 PM
Argue Star Trek vs. Star Wars all you want, in the end Star Wars comes out on top, because no matter how inept the Stormtroopers are, all the red shirts get killed.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 12, 2021 08:53 PM (DMUuz)
Which made one question Obiwan Kenobi's assessment of the blast marks on the Jawas' sand crawler. "Only Imperial Stormtroopers are so precise." Really? They can't hit water falling out of a boat.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2021 08:55 PM (II3Gr)
Fajitas are a shit ton better than eating slimy ass grilled cactus and cow stomach soup.
No kidding. Not too long ago ate a nice place in central Mexico - had lamb. I think that is what I ordered, it look like and tasted like roadkill that was run through a lawnmower.
They have very strange customs in butchering.
OTOH, the salsa is some of the best I ever had.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 12, 2021 08:55 PM (+LCoQ)
Um......I don't think that is a good idea - has any other country done that?
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at July 12, 2021 08:56 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 12, 2021 08:53 PM (DMUuz)
Obsession. One of the red shirts lived. He even had a name and speaking parts beyond: I saw something move over there!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 12, 2021 08:56 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2021 08:53 PM (II3Gr)
Michael Biehn
Lance Henrickson
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 12, 2021 08:54 PM (csEWM)
Very good. Here's your cigar.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2021 08:56 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: steevy at July 12, 2021 08:56 PM (uUDKV)
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That's the one that happened just as he was released from Crook County jail. At some point you would think we'd run out of assholes sooner than they can get to shootin age.
Posted by: dartist (+ya+t) at July 12, 2021 08:56 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: steevy at July 12, 2021 08:57 PM (uUDKV)
2021/06/06/apple-pays-millions-woman-explicit-
photos-posted-online/
Apple pays millions to woman after explicit photos posted online
By James Titcomb San Francisco 6 June 2021 7:00am. Apple paid millions of dollars to a student after iPhone repair
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But if it's the real Telegraph why is it coming from San Fran.
Tony, I think you're correct. I think this is one of those faux real sites. My bad.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 12, 2021 08:57 PM (vW9Vw)
"Public warned of 4 possible wolf-German shepherd hybrid dogs on the loose in Orange County "
https://tinyurl.com/2rx96jp4
Posted by: Mike Hammer,
So, the plot of the book 'The Watchers' except with 4 dogs instead of 1 monster, mutated dog and 1 super smart dog (Dean Koontz book).
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 12, 2021 08:57 PM (QFVV9)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2021 08:55 PM (CTJwJ)
How did the leeches fare?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ hOUT3 at July 12, 2021 08:57 PM (hOUT3)
Um......I don't think that is a good idea - has any other country done that?
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at July 12, 2021 08:56 PM (SRRAx)
What the actual fuck?!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 12, 2021 08:57 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2021 08:55 PM (II3Gr)
He was obviously being sarcastic, knowing that the troopers were trying to hit something else.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 12, 2021 08:57 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: davidt at July 12, 2021 08:57 PM (ronUI)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah (sJHOI) at July 12, 2021 08:58 PM (sJHOI)
Posted by: steevy
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Well, except that guy in the opening scene. I warn him each time, 'Don't do it! Don't do it! Don't draw on Matt Dillon!'
Does he listen? No...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2021 08:58 PM (CTJwJ)
Posted by: Quint at July 12, 2021 08:58 PM (F2/Ok)
Posted by: steevy at July 12, 2021 08:58 PM (uUDKV)
Posted by: Ladyl at July 12, 2021 08:58 PM (+4oV5)
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 12, 2021 08:57 PM (QFVV9)
There was also the Ang Lee Incredible Hulk movie with the weird Hulk Dogs.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 12, 2021 08:58 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2021 08:55 PM (CTJwJ)
How did the leeches fare?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
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Fleam.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2021 08:59 PM (vOGqy)
One of the proposed designs looks like the USA rolled a five.
I assume the five stars are supposed to mirror the five Olympic Rings.
Posted by: Just a side note at July 12, 2021 08:59 PM (2DOZq)
Does he listen? No...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2021 08:58 PM (CTJwJ)
Then they drag him out the next week from the Doc's to shoot him again.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 12, 2021 08:59 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2021 08:55 PM (CTJwJ)
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Nurse, a couple more vials and you'll have a pint.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 12, 2021 08:59 PM (vW9Vw)
Only way to the humours and Satan out of the system.
Posted by: lowandslow at July 12, 2021 08:59 PM (qH6FZ)
Posted by: Quint at July 12, 2021 08:58 PM (F2/Ok)
So you're saying you got head from a goat...
Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2021 08:59 PM (II3Gr)
Um......I don't think that is a good idea - has any other country done that?
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at July 12, 2021 08:56 PM (SRRAx)
What the actual fuck?!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 12, 2021 08:57 PM (csEWM)
We are not just post-constitutional, we are rapidly becoming post-America!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ hOUT3 at July 12, 2021 08:59 PM (hOUT3)
Spicy dish with tons (and I mean tons) of pepper seeds. Bitter, hard,
nasty little seeds. Bet there was a full cupful of seeds. It was
awful
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah (sJHOI) at July 12, 2021 08:58 PM (sJHOI)
I ordered chicken feet at a Chinese dim sum place in Amerca. I though I was being avant garde. It was horrible to be honest. The idea was to chew off the collagen around the bones. My guess is it can be done better, they did not do it well that time. I am still up for ducks feet, i hear that is good.
Posted by: Quint at July 12, 2021 09:00 PM (F2/Ok)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 12, 2021 09:01 PM (vW9Vw)
Posted by: steevy at July 12, 2021 09:01 PM (uUDKV)
Posted by: Quint at July 12, 2021 08:58 PM (F2/Ok)
So you're saying you got head from a goat...
Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2021 08:59 PM (II3Gr)
This is rapidly approaching unprecedented levels of gross.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at July 12, 2021 09:01 PM (z5Vrg)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 12, 2021 09:01 PM (vW9Vw)
MasterBlaster
Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2021 09:01 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Ladyl at July 12, 2021 08:49 PM (+4oV5)
{{{Ladlyl}}}, Yes! I am so glad I found this blog, but I am am blessed that through this blog I met Ben Had!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ hOUT3 at July 12, 2021 08:52 PM (hOUT3)
I was reflecting about my own gratitude to this place and the Horde, several threads ago!
Posted by: Ladyl at July 12, 2021 09:01 PM (+4oV5)
Posted by: Quint at July 12, 2021 08:58 PM (F2/Ok)
Nice to know the owners could have an object lesson to discipline the goats and get paid by you at the same time.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 12, 2021 09:01 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Quint at July 12, 2021 08:58 PM (F2/Ok)
And you complain about Taco Bell? All you have there is the meth heads working the grill...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 12, 2021 09:02 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2021 08:55 PM (CTJwJ)
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You were phlebotomized? I was phlebotomized today so the doctor I see next week would have results to talk to me about.
Posted by: zmdavid at July 12, 2021 09:02 PM (xqRaG)
Shows you how much clout Apple has censoring US news.
Posted by: whig at July 12, 2021 09:02 PM (pO7gM)
Posted by: Just a side note at July 12, 2021 09:02 PM (2DOZq)
And one year the winner of the Amazon Studios grand prize was a rip off of King's book that involved German Shepard dogs getting rabies from a car bumper that had hit a rabid deer... *thud* That was when I gave up on submitting stuff to Amazon Studios.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 12, 2021 09:03 PM (1+v7y)
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Beyond me why anyone would eat birds' feet.
Posted by: dartist (+ya+t) at July 12, 2021 09:03 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Just a side note at July 12, 2021 09:02 PM (2DOZq)
*there
Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2021 09:03 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Just a side note at July 12, 2021 09:02 PM (2DOZq)
I said on the morning thread that maybe the 100rd magazine managed to stay in the rifle this time.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 12, 2021 09:04 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: steevy at July 12, 2021 09:04 PM (uUDKV)
And one year the winner of the Amazon Studios grand prize was a rip off of King's book that involved German Shepard dogs getting rabies from a car bumper that had hit a rabid deer... *thud* That was when I gave up on submitting stuff to Amazon Studios.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 12, 2021 09:03 PM (1+v7y)
Saint Bernards are big fluffy puppies. Every one I have ever met.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 12, 2021 09:05 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: dartist (+ya+t) at July 12, 2021 09:03 PM (+ya+t)
I get pissed when a chicken wing from a restaurant has the tip of the wing attached to the wrist, charred to a cinder. No meat there, don't waste my plate.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 12, 2021 09:05 PM (eoQWY)
The FCC waived its rules so Amazon can build radar sensors that the company says would be used to track people's sleep.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 12, 2021 09:05 PM (vW9Vw)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 12, 2021 09:05 PM (csEWM)
When i was a little kid a friend I had had several Bernards. It seemed like a million, they were huge compared to me.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 12, 2021 09:06 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 12, 2021 09:05 PM (vW9Vw)
What?!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 12, 2021 09:06 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 12, 2021 09:05 PM (vW9Vw)
And steal their dreams using advanced neural scan technology.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2021 09:07 PM (II3Gr)
Did I mention in the treatment that garnered the award, Bonnie is banging one of her students? There is also an anti-Christian sub-plot.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 12, 2021 09:07 PM (1+v7y)
Posted by: Oldcat at July 12, 2021 09:06 PM (eoQWY)
Big dogs. One guy I met had this tiny blonde owner...
Ajax thought that dog was the greatest thing in the whole wide world.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 12, 2021 09:07 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 12, 2021 09:08 PM (vW9Vw)
I accidentally read one of the books. The whole point of having a clone military was to make is easier for Empire force-users to affect them. They could even influence them in space combat, like a Luck Aura that gave everyone +3 to attack.
So they clone someone as coordinated as Batman, give him force luck, and he STILL can't hit the side of a barn?
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 12, 2021 09:08 PM (49Exr)
Posted by: whig at July 12, 2021 09:09 PM (pO7gM)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2021 09:09 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 12, 2021 09:09 PM (1+v7y)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2021 09:09 PM (II3Gr)
The internet of things probably already is.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 12, 2021 09:10 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: SFGoth at July 12, 2021 09:11 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2021 09:15 PM (ELgVT)
Posted by: Insomniac
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You're feeling sleepy...very sleepy...
Posted by: Alexa at July 12, 2021 09:16 PM (l0Lgi)
It was the Woke Crusade. Swept through while everyone chatted about keeping their powder dry and how "the Feds will rue the day" or something.
Yay conservatism.
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 12, 2021 09:20 PM (49Exr)
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