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Kevin Clinesmith, the Corrupt FBI Lawyer Who Forged Documents to Frame an Innocent Man, May Get His Law License Back on July 19

A Ruling Class judge first gave this corrupt government official, who forged a document in order to frame a man, then entered that forgery into evidence in a FISA hearing, no jail time at all.

The judge's excuse? Well, this criminal lost his job. And might lose his law license. Isn't that punishment enough?

"[He] lost his job, and his government service is what has given his life much of its meaning," Boasberg said Friday. "He was also earning $150,000 a year and who knows where the earnings go now. He may be disbarred or suspended from the practice of law, you may never be able to work in the national security field again. These are substantial penalties."

I think the average street criminal would be surprised to learn that losing your job due to a crime, and maybe losing your Ruling Class Credential of a law license, is punishment enough.

And now -- about that losing his law license part.

He lost it for just one year. The suspension is dated retroactively to August 2020.

And now he'll petition to have it reinstated.

The Government Clique really looks out for its own, doesn't it?

Former FBI lawyer Kevin Clinesmith has agreed to a one-year suspension of his attorney license in Washington, D.C., following his conviction in August 2020 on a felony false-statement charge arising from the internal review of the special counsel's Russia investigation, new bar records show.

Clinesmith and his lawyers at Lathrop GPM signed a negotiated discipline with the District of Columbia office of disciplinary counsel on June 11 that set out the proposed suspension.

A hearing committee of the District of Columbia Board on Professional Responsibility is expected to take up the proposal at a public hearing on July 19.

Why should anyone feel any moral obligation to obey the "laws" of the United States?

The Ruling Class obviously doesn't. Aren't they always demanding that we aspire to be like them?

Those who presume to enforce the laws must first follow them themselves.

And they don't. They don't.

And what won't be reformed must be destroyed.

More: Viva Frei discusses this outrage. He compares this leniency for perpetrating an actual legal fraud on the court to the We Must Be Relentless In Our Justice stance the courts take with Rudy Giuliani making political claims outside of a courtroom.

As several commenters pointed out.

Correction: I thought that that this decision was just revealed, having been made in the past.

That's not true. The decision was just reached. They've decided to date the suspension back to August 2020, meaning that Clinesmith's suspension will be... for about a month.

No jailtime. License suspended for a month.

Is everyone feeling patriotic about (this obscene joke they call) America?

Posted by: Ace at 04:49 PM




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1 first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 29, 2021 03:50 PM (eZG8R)

2 Bam

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 29, 2021 03:50 PM (kTF2Z)

3 st

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 29, 2021 03:50 PM (6Y47l)

4 Hanging is too good for him.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 29, 2021 03:51 PM (o2MD2)

5 shit

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 29, 2021 03:51 PM (6Y47l)

6 I'll take a podium

Posted by: Skip at June 29, 2021 03:51 PM (Cxk7w)

7 Dammit, TJM!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 29, 2021 03:51 PM (kTF2Z)

8 Two sets of laws

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at June 29, 2021 03:51 PM (ifmtJ)

9
Lawless appropriation of First!

Posted by: naturalfake at June 29, 2021 03:51 PM (EERbD)

10 First or nothing!

Posted by: Hugh Jass at June 29, 2021 03:51 PM (l5R6/)

11 Those who presume to enforce the laws must first follow them themselves.

And they don't. They don't.

And what won't be reformed must be destroyed.

========

I'm feelings like torrenting some stuff.

Aside from tax law, it feels like the only bit of federal law that actually comes close to affecting me on a daily basis.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 29, 2021 03:51 PM (eZG8R)

12 They call it "Delta variant" because it's rye 4th iteration of the global scam.

Posted by: Camper at June 29, 2021 03:52 PM (koB54)

13 4 Hanging is too good for him.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 29, 2021 03:51 PM (o2MD2)

Burning's too good for him!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at June 29, 2021 03:52 PM (ifmtJ)

14 But wasn't fast enough

It's great to be in the Left isn't it? Rudy loses his law license for believing vote fraud.

Posted by: Skip at June 29, 2021 03:52 PM (Cxk7w)

15 So many traitors need to be shot.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 29, 2021 03:52 PM (ez80R)

16 The multi-tiered justice system is one of the things that's going to kick off the shooty stuff. That list is getting longer and longer...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 29, 2021 03:52 PM (6Y47l)

17 8 Two sets of laws
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at June 29, 2021 03:51 PM (ifmtJ)

=========

Are the people who keep two sets of books now good guys?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 29, 2021 03:52 PM (eZG8R)

18 That judge needs to be horse-whipped and then disbarred.

Posted by: Darth Randall at June 29, 2021 03:52 PM (3TihK)

19
He's a made man and Flynn wasn't.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 29, 2021 03:52 PM (mht8P)

20 And if Kevin defines his whole life by his job, he is really mentally unstable.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 29, 2021 03:52 PM (ez80R)

21 and the FBI protects him from any further punishment too, don't forget that part. Their lawyers are his lawyers.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 29, 2021 03:52 PM (kdlE8)

22 This guy is a criminal of the highest order.

He should be in prison, not practicing law.

But, hey, he is a Dem so no biggie.

I fuckin hate where this country is right now.

Posted by: Czech Chick at June 29, 2021 03:53 PM (haWye)

23 Sounds legit.

Posted by: flounder at June 29, 2021 03:53 PM (KnJdm)

24 I just can't imagine why these corrupt agencies keep doing what they're doing. It a puzzler.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 29, 2021 03:53 PM (kTF2Z)

25 And Rudy is being investigated for possibly having dealings with Turkey while working for Trump.

But P*ssy Hunter Biden and his $$$$$ from Ukraine and China get not so much as a glance.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at June 29, 2021 03:53 PM (ptqGC)

26 We recommend taking a Yamiche Alcindor daily to lighten your load!

Posted by: The More You Know! at June 29, 2021 03:53 PM (otDZX)

27 Credit where due. The Chicoms shoot corrupt officials in the back of the head. They don't take their law license.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 29, 2021 03:53 PM (o2MD2)

28 Corrupt judges have destroyed the federal courts

Posted by: Sean OHannity at June 29, 2021 03:53 PM (4mt4I)

29 This isn't surprising.

Hillary got away with stuff that would send any military member with top secret clearance to prison.

Posted by: Haimerej at June 29, 2021 03:53 PM (ul+CP)

30 See Benicio Del Toro's "Land of Wolves" monologue at the end of "Sicario."

Posted by: callsign claymore at June 29, 2021 03:53 PM (/Z+Rq)

31 13 4 Hanging is too good for him.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 29, 2021 03:51 PM (o2MD2)

Burning's too good for him!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at June 29, 2021 03:52 PM (ifmtJ)

He should be chopped into itty bitty pieces and buried alive!

Posted by: Insomniac at June 29, 2021 03:53 PM (II3Gr)

32 They do this right after taking away Rudy Giuliani's law license.

Where's the fun in tyranny unless you can rub you foe's nose in it, right?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 29, 2021 03:54 PM (bDqIh)

33 We are done as a country, it's all downhill from here.

Posted by: Skip at June 29, 2021 03:54 PM (Cxk7w)

34 Clinesmith was the designated patsy for Spygate. Not only did he not go to jail, he's going to get his license back? And this news breaks within a week of the news that they're *revoking* Guilliani's because of his wrongthink?

Good grief. Even a blasted old cynic like me thought they'd give him six months at Club Fed and a book deal.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2021 03:54 PM (Jsjd7)

35 Two sets of rules

Posted by: redenzo at June 29, 2021 03:54 PM (E7vND)

36
But naturally Rudy Giuliani is to be destroyed.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 29, 2021 03:54 PM (s2VJv)

37 The Post-Republic, ladies and germs.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 29, 2021 03:54 PM (Bmy3R)

38 I predict the number of upstanding and patriotic FBI agents of integrity who resign in protest will be in the zeros!

Posted by: ShainS at June 29, 2021 03:54 PM (CBwKQ)

39 Some people did something, and need lampposts.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 29, 2021 03:54 PM (ufFY8)

40 Hanging is too good for him.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 29, 2021 03:51 PM (o2MD2)



Burning's too good for him!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at June 29, 2021 03:52 PM (ifmtJ)


There's this thing called an ocean. It doesn't give up its dead.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at June 29, 2021 03:54 PM (ptqGC)

41 Posted by: Insomniac at June 29, 2021 03:53 PM (II3Gr)

He should be forced to pull a train of well hung NFL homos.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 29, 2021 03:55 PM (o2MD2)

42 Call up Rudy on the telephone
tell him there's no way for bail
Leave him locked up there in NY
'cause they want us all in hell.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 29, 2021 03:55 PM (C2nn9)

43 And the same Judge Boasberg (of FISA-gate fame) who gave Clinesmith his slap on the wrist just dismissed the cases against Facebook for electioneering.

Posted by: artemis at June 29, 2021 03:55 PM (AwPyG)

44 The Unslap of the Wrist is the new standard for Dem criminals.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 29, 2021 03:55 PM (r+sAi)

45 Now let's break for some mimosa's and horse breeding.

Posted by: Archer at June 29, 2021 03:55 PM (gmo/4)

46 Hanging is too good for him.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 29, 2021 03:51 PM (o2MD2)



Burning's too good for him!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at June 29, 2021 03:52 PM (ifmtJ)

Tar and feather! then draw and quarter!

Posted by: Hugh Jass at June 29, 2021 03:55 PM (l5R6/)

47 {i]Hanging is too good for him.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 29, 2021 03:51 PM (o2MD2)

Burning's too good for him!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at June 29, 2021 03:52 PM (ifmtJ)


Will he float?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 29, 2021 03:55 PM (yQpMk)

48 On the plus side, if you want to call it that, people who never face consequences for evil on earth aren't very likely to repent, thus they get a rather harsher sentence in the long run. Bible more or less states that if someone is doing evil without consequence, it's because God only disciplines His own children.

Posted by: perilisk at June 29, 2021 03:55 PM (9p+wn)

49 So Mayor Rudy must be pretty psyched he's getting his law license back in a year, right?

Posted by: Boswell at June 29, 2021 03:56 PM (5iUNf)

50 Black robes don't show blood.

Either a pro or a con. Just an observation.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 29, 2021 03:56 PM (wAnMi)

51
And the Judge - Boasberg - who let klinesmith skate dismisses case against Facebook.


https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2021/06/deep- state-fisa-judge-boasberg-obama-judge-let- klinesmith-off-probation-dismisses-govt-case- facebook/

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 29, 2021 03:56 PM (s2VJv)

52 Rule of gaffaw

Posted by: redenzo at June 29, 2021 03:56 PM (E7vND)

53 There's this thing called an ocean. It doesn't give up its dead.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at June 29, 2021 03:54 PM (ptqGC

-----------

I thought that was Gitcheegoome?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 29, 2021 03:56 PM (kTF2Z)

54 The writers of "Sicario" either moved in that world, or interviewed people who did.

That movie franchise is barely fiction.

Posted by: callsign claymore at June 29, 2021 03:56 PM (/Z+Rq)

55 Avenatti/Clinesmith 2024 -- two reinstated lawyers for the price of one!

Posted by: ShainS at June 29, 2021 03:56 PM (CBwKQ)

56 We are done as a country, it's all downhill from here.
Posted by: Skip at June 29, 2021 03:54 PM (Cxk7w)



Now is when it gets exciting.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 29, 2021 03:56 PM (yQpMk)

57 Will he float?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 29, 2021 03:55 PM (yQpMk)


2 words. Cinder block.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 29, 2021 03:57 PM (wAnMi)

58 Why should anyone feel any moral obligation to obey the "laws" of the United States?
++++
No reason whatsoever. I do not view being lawful as the "right thing" anymore, and I haven't for a while. I follow laws because I don't want to be punished, but not because it's the right thing to do. If anything, the morality has inverted and following any law that isn't directly traceable to one of the Ten Commandments is the moral problem.

There are practical reasons that I no longer call myself a "law-abiding citizen" (namely, that I probably am not one, since everyone is a crook thanks to our perverse and contradictory legal code), and there are also moral reasons: being "law-abiding" is meaningless.

I go with "peaceable citizen" now. Much better reflection of reality, and I don't give moral endorsement to the law. The law has lost any moral authority it once might have had.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2021 03:57 PM (Jsjd7)

59 Rudy has done nothing to warrant losing his license. The New York officials are corrupt to the core as well.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 29, 2021 03:57 PM (o2MD2)

60 55 Avenatti/Clinesmith 2024 -- two reinstated lawyers for the price of one!
Posted by: ShainS at June 29, 2021 03:56 PM (CBwKQ)


Michael Cohen for the throuple!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 29, 2021 03:57 PM (s2VJv)

61 @12

there was a great sign at the massive London protest last weekend: "The only thing that's mutating is the lies"

Posted by: artemis at June 29, 2021 03:57 PM (AwPyG)

62 I thought that was Gitcheegoome?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 29, 2021 03:56 PM (kTF2Z)
Only when the Witch of November comes calling.

Posted by: Archer at June 29, 2021 03:57 PM (gmo/4)

63 And some more criminals that will get away with it:
https://tinyurl.com/4xfr7xbw

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 29, 2021 03:57 PM (r+sAi)

64 Raises glass to my HQ friends, buys a round for the house in celebration of "nothing will happen to anyone"

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Juneteenth, because we needed another holiday celebrating white people being badass at June 29, 2021 03:58 PM (hQeb1)

65 The writers of "Sicario" either moved in that world, or interviewed people who did.

That movie franchise is barely fiction.
Posted by: callsign claymore at June 29, 2021 03:56 PM (/Z+Rq)

The writer must have known someone, the rest of his writing credits aren't nearly as good.

This is the land of wolves, indeed.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at June 29, 2021 03:58 PM (ifmtJ)

66 Who appointed James Boasberg?

Posted by: Just a side note at June 29, 2021 03:59 PM (2DOZq)

67 Hanging is too good for him.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 29, 2021 03:51 PM (o2MD2)



Burning's too good for him!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at June 29, 2021 03:52 PM (ifmtJ)

He needs to be cut into itsy-bitsy pieces, and buried alive!

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 29, 2021 03:59 PM (OssQ4)

68 This freckled, busty redhead with generous cleavage agrees that this is absolute bullshit:
https://is.gd/NRJGTg

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2021 03:59 PM (Jsjd7)

69 47 Will he float?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 29, 2021 03:55 PM (yQpMk)

========

Does he weigh the same as a duck?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 29, 2021 03:59 PM (eZG8R)

70 What do you call a lawyer at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

Posted by: dantesed at June 29, 2021 03:59 PM (193FS)

71 45 Now let's break for some mimosa's and horse breeding.

My God doesn't permit mimosas, but I am so down with the horse breeding! Especially Therapy Horses. My wife just loves 'em. Let me just toss the dog up on the roof, bring the car down on the elevator, get rid of these bindered women and we're off!

Posted by: Mutt Rombley at June 29, 2021 03:59 PM (Bmy3R)

72 68 This freckled, busty redhead with generous cleavage agrees that this is absolute bullshit:
https://is.gd/NRJGTg
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2021 03:59 PM (Jsjd7)

========

That girl does not sunbathe nude. Ask me how I know.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 29, 2021 04:00 PM (eZG8R)

73 Build a bridge out of him!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 29, 2021 04:00 PM (kTF2Z)

74 Hanging is too good for him.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 29, 2021 03:51 PM (o2MD2)

Burning's too good for him!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at June 29, 2021 03:52 PM (ifmtJ)


Will he float?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 29, 2021 03:55 PM (yQpMk)

Well I'm not taking the cinderblocks and chains off, so we'll never know

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at June 29, 2021 04:00 PM (ifmtJ)

75 I didn't care much to Sicario. Too many bleeding heart pussies who wanted to give Satan's spawn a chance to buy off some judges.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 29, 2021 04:00 PM (o2MD2)

76 This freckled, busty redhead with generous cleavage agrees that this is absolute bullshit:
https://is.gd/NRJGTg
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2021 03:59 PM (Jsjd7)

Those...eyebrows are interesting.

Posted by: Boswell at June 29, 2021 04:00 PM (5iUNf)

77 I must say, if I was told I had 6 months left to live, I have a good idea what I would be doing with the time.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 29, 2021 04:00 PM (5p7BC)

78 I just read JJs post. Obama appointed judge of course.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 29, 2021 04:00 PM (2DOZq)

79 I go with "peaceable citizen" now. Much better
reflection of reality, and I don't give moral endorsement to the law.
The law has lost any moral authority it once might have had.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2021 03:57 PM (Jsjd7)

That's good. I like it.

Posted by: flounder at June 29, 2021 04:01 PM (KnJdm)

80 the Corrupt FBI Lawyer

...but you repeat yourself.

Posted by: t-bird at June 29, 2021 04:01 PM (1vynn)

81 Hanging is too good for him.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 29, 2021 03:51 PM (o2MD2)

Burning's too good for him!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at June 29, 2021 03:52 PM (ifmtJ)

He needs to be cut into itsy-bitsy pieces, and buried alive!
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 29, 2021 03:59 PM (OssQ4)

ding, ding, ding

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at June 29, 2021 04:01 PM (ifmtJ)

82 77 I must say, if I was told I had 6 months left to live, I have a good idea what I would be doing with the time.

My tire iron would sure be getting a workout.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 29, 2021 04:01 PM (Bmy3R)

83 Who appointed James Boasberg?
Posted by: Just a side note at June 29, 2021 03:59 PM (2DOZq)



Bush the Lesser gave him his first job.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 29, 2021 04:01 PM (yQpMk)

84
I just read JJs post. Obama appointed judge of course.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 29, 2021 04:00 PM (2DOZq)


He really is the gift that keeps on giving. So is his "wife."

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at June 29, 2021 04:01 PM (ptqGC)

85 There's 'them' and there's 'us'. It has always been so.

There was a time that good men tried to put into place a structure that was fair, honest, and balanced for all folks - regardless if you were 'them' or 'us'.

This is no longer that time.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 29, 2021 04:01 PM (Rvt88)

86 I didn't care much to Sicario. Too many bleeding heart pussies who wanted to give Satan's spawn a chance to buy off some judges.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 29, 2021 04:00 PM (o2MD2)

?

I don't remember that part .

Posted by: Just a side note at June 29, 2021 04:02 PM (2DOZq)

87 This freckled, busty redhead with generous cleavage agrees that this is absolute bullshit:

https://is.gd/NRJGTg

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 29, 2021 03:59 PM (Jsjd7)

Ah, to be young again or if a can't be young again to be fabulously wealthy. Which, I am sure, would be acceptable to her.

Posted by: Archer at June 29, 2021 04:02 PM (gmo/4)

88 If you don't mind i don't feel like getting destroyed just yet.

Also if you just have to go crazy....go paint everything inside a shitty TVvvvvv station. Because fires are dangerous.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at June 29, 2021 04:02 PM (eZwXS)

89 57 Will he float?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 29, 2021 03:55 PM (yQpMk)

2 words. Cinder block.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 29, 2021 03:57 PM (wAnMi)

Concrete galoshes.

Posted by: Scotty at June 29, 2021 04:02 PM (MHKOK)

90 4 Hanging is too good for him.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 29, 2021 03:51 PM (o2MD2)
.......

I'm reading a Sandford book right now where the bad guys are going around cutting off peoples feet with a sawsall before killing them. I have no idea why that just popped into my head.

Posted by: wth at June 29, 2021 04:02 PM (v0R5T)

91 Hanging is too good for him.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 29, 2021 03:51 PM (o2MD2)

Burning's too good for him!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at June 29, 2021 03:52 PM (ifmtJ)

He should be chopped into itty bitty pieces and buried alive!
Posted by: Insomniac at June 29, 2021 03:53 PM (II3Gr)

Insom wins, though

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at June 29, 2021 04:02 PM (ifmtJ)

92 Clinesmith was promised this when he agreed to take the fall

the cake was baked

Posted by: Shep at June 29, 2021 04:03 PM (8o8kf)

93 They do this right after taking away Rudy Giuliani's law license.

Where's the fun in tyranny unless you can rub you foe's nose in it, right?
Posted by: Lizzy at June 29, 2021 03:54 PM (bDqIh)

--------------------

This is equivalent to parading around and sporting your enemies' skin. The vanquished, that's the law-abiding public, must be convinced of their inferiority.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at June 29, 2021 04:03 PM (RMGKK)

94
Boobylon Bee is pretty good at yootoob, too:

https://youtu.be/_IxsNsbM3Nk

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 29, 2021 04:03 PM (a/ctn)

95 Two sets of laws
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards


Name me a law that they have, or else I'm going with one set of laws.

Selective enforcement makes them giddy.

Posted by: t-bird at June 29, 2021 04:03 PM (9Fwwf)

96
Even some of the Nazi leaders and underlings got the noose.

No one from this junta will face the music at all.

Unless we the people strike the tune, so to speak.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 29, 2021 04:03 PM (s2VJv)

97 Insom! How did I miss that?

STERN!!!!

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 29, 2021 04:04 PM (OssQ4)

98 Two sets of laws
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

Name me a law that they have, or else I'm going with one set of laws.

Selective enforcement makes them giddy.
Posted by: t-bird at June 29, 2021 04:03 PM (9Fwwf)

They have just one law: Do what thou wilt

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at June 29, 2021 04:04 PM (ifmtJ)

99 Why should anyone feel any moral obligation to obey the "laws" of the United States?

A moral obligation? Absolutely not.

But until and unless you have both more firepower than the State's enforcers and are willing to use it, then you will and must obey what you must, ignoring what you can.

"Irish Democracy," as the saying goes.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 29, 2021 04:04 PM (2JVJo)

100 92 Clinesmith was promised this when he agreed to take the fall

the cake was baked
Posted by: Shep at June 29, 2021 04:03 PM (8o8kf)


It not only had a file in it, it had a renewed law license, a book deal and a job at CNN.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 29, 2021 04:04 PM (s2VJv)

101 "Why should anyone feel any moral obligation to obey the "laws" of the United States? The Ruling Class obviously doesn't."


Especially when in service to The Coup, or The Mafia/Cartel ... DeepState, whatever term, it is a seditious/treasonous/murderous Gang that jails the innocent, attacks Patriots under color of law.


The judges, surely including those FISC judges, are "in on it", as we see most notoriously with Sullivan, but SCOTUS itself is suspect.


Hang Em High ...

Posted by: illiniwek at June 29, 2021 04:05 PM (Cus5s)

102
Members of Congress Spell Out "We're All In This Together" and "#Pride" with Their Underage Sex Slaves

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 29, 2021 04:05 PM (a/ctn)

103 The really infuriating part is that he's the only one who faced any consequence whatsoever.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 29, 2021 04:05 PM (kTF2Z)

104 Of course.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 29, 2021 04:05 PM (pfqSb)

105 Tyranny is not marked out by it severity but rather by it's capriciousness. One law for one person, but a different law for another.

We live in a tyranny.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) reminds you at June 29, 2021 04:05 PM (yQpMk)

106
That ambulance-chasing shyster lawyer john edwards was right:

There ARE two Americas.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 29, 2021 04:06 PM (a/ctn)

107 Those who make criminal justice impossible will make vigilante justice inevitable.

Posted by: ShainS at June 29, 2021 04:06 PM (CBwKQ)

108 Today, Andy 'Queer Eye for the FBI Guy' McCarthy is urging the GOP not to get bamboozled by the Dems on the old "who is defunding the police" switcheroo...a real thigh slapper, that one.

First, the GOP could introduce anytime a police funding bill, just for funding local police forces nationwide. The Dems would have to shoot that down in an embarrassing move for them. But have they introduced this or made a stink? Nope. Because Trump might approve and that's not who they are...these people have permanent 'kick me' signs on their backs.

Posted by: Boswell at June 29, 2021 04:07 PM (5iUNf)

109 And you can't spell tyranny without "tranny".

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 29, 2021 04:07 PM (OssQ4)

110 Sealed indictments!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 29, 2021 04:07 PM (kTF2Z)

111 We live in a tyranny.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) reminds you

A tranny tyranny.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 29, 2021 04:07 PM (d9FiS)

112 I remember when an up and coming politician proudly stated that there was no red America, nor a blue America, but only one America.

I think it was at one of them political conventions.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 29, 2021 04:07 PM (eZG8R)

113 If anything, the morality has inverted and following any law that isn't directly traceable to one of the Ten Commandments is the moral problem.

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Bringing down this junta is the righteous path.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at June 29, 2021 04:07 PM (RMGKK)

114 Concrete galoshes.

Covered in chum. He's free to let go of the rope at any time.

Posted by: t-bird at June 29, 2021 04:07 PM (CTJwJ)

115 Can't the Right, when in power, at least once go balls to the wall to destroy someone on the Left?

Posted by: MAGA (stop the steal link in this nic) at June 29, 2021 04:07 PM (eMEkg)

116 "There's this thing called an ocean. It doesn't give up its dead."
I'm calling Bullshit on this one !

Posted by: Scott Peterson at June 29, 2021 04:08 PM (R2gO3)

117 It is actually the republicans who are giving Clinesmith his license back, if you think about it.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 29, 2021 04:08 PM (5atWK)

118 I'm opposed to federal funds for state-level law enforcement. Possibly also opposed to federal-level as well....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at June 29, 2021 04:08 PM (ifmtJ)

119 115 Can't the Right, when in power, at least once go balls to the wall to destroy someone on the Left?
Posted by: MAGA (stop the steal link in this nic) at June 29, 2021 04:07 PM (eMEkg)

"That's not who we are!" - McCarthy, Ryan, McConnel, Cheney....so on and so forth.

Posted by: Thrawn at June 29, 2021 04:08 PM (Rl7KJ)

120 Too bad the republicans lost the senate. I'm sure Lindsay Graham would've gotten to the bottom of this.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 29, 2021 04:09 PM (kTF2Z)

121 This freckled, busty redhead with generous cleavage agrees that this is absolute bullshit:
https://is.gd/NRJGTg
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Should I just buy her a house now and immediately cut to the chase without the heartbreak?

Posted by: Tonypete at June 29, 2021 04:09 PM (Rvt88)

122 Bout that 'judging' thing in last thread, I am to stay out of the 'judging' business. I do not send people to hell though I may indeed see by their actions they maybe headed that very direction. It is not my say if they go there no matter what I'd like to see as justice. Learned as a child at Mammy Eromero's knee that only GOD has the horsepower to actually put people in hell. He also has the power to keep people out of hell, which horsepower I similarly do not possess.

Posted by: Eromero at June 29, 2021 04:09 PM (0OP+5)

123 Maybe a dark website is in order.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at June 29, 2021 04:09 PM (eZwXS)

124 112 I remember when an up and coming politician proudly stated that there was no red America, nor a blue America, but only one America.

I think it was at one of them political conventions.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 29, 2021 04:07 PM (eZG8R)

They also said "ein volk, ein reich, ein fuhrer..."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 29, 2021 04:10 PM (s2VJv)

125 some interesting posts lately, saying that Trump didn't sign on to Gab or Parler after he was banned from Twitter because they wouldn't agree to his terms that no one could criticize Israel/be anti Semitic.

Then Trump signed onto Rumble, a Canadian company, who changed their terms of service accordingly.

The guy in charge of Gab said this happened, so it's not rumor, at least with regard to him

Posted by: artemis at June 29, 2021 04:10 PM (AwPyG)

126 Can't the Right, when in power, at least once go balls to the wall to destroy someone on the Left?

Nobody knows. Turns out we haven't been in power yet.

Posted by: t-bird at June 29, 2021 04:10 PM (CTJwJ)

127 Amen, Eromero.

Discernment is key.

Posted by: SMH at June 29, 2021 04:11 PM (/EEOj)

128 Tyranny, like hell, is not easily conquered; yet we have this consolidation with us, the harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph.

Thomas Paine
I wonder what he would think about the state of the republic today?

Posted by: Archer at June 29, 2021 04:11 PM (gmo/4)

129 So, Klinesmith will get his license back, while Guilliani looses his.

Gotz it.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 29, 2021 04:11 PM (oHd/0)

130 It's just one, long touchdown dance for the junta now, with their brainless twitter crowd singing that nah nah nah nah hey hey goodbye thing.

Posted by: Marcus Gravey at June 29, 2021 04:12 PM (62kiD)

131 If I type what I think about this, well, let's just say that the not so nice people with the sunglasses and ear pieces will show up.

This has gone on for DECADES.

Remember, the FBI admitted back in, what, 2004, that for decades nearly every single bit of expert testimony on hair match analysis was false. Including in capital cases. And NOTHING HAPPENED.

Nothing happened to the DOJ and FBI and BLM (the other awful one) people who bald faced lied in open court, including signing court submissions under Rule 11 that were knowingly false, and NOTHING HAPPENED.

*throws all the things*

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at June 29, 2021 04:12 PM (GbPPJ)

132 Is there a civil suit against Clinesmith ?

Posted by: Just a side note at June 29, 2021 04:12 PM (2DOZq)

133 Just wait #two weeks ... for Clinesmith to get his law license back.

Posted by: Match Checksout at June 29, 2021 04:13 PM (dYe5S)

134 "Nobody knows. Turns out we haven't been in power yet."

threadwinner

Posted by: artemis at June 29, 2021 04:13 PM (AwPyG)

135 Bout that 'judging' thing in last thread, I am to stay out of the 'judging' business Posted by: Eromero

I know Only God can judge but these corrupt, 2 faced, lawless wastes of human flesh have me itching to arrange that meeting.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at June 29, 2021 04:13 PM (cCxiu)

136 Man, these corrupt deep-staters are the worst. Ah well, not much can be done.

Posted by: Pinochet Airlines at June 29, 2021 04:13 PM (kdlE8)

137 124 112 I remember when an up and coming politician proudly stated that there was no red America, nor a blue America, but only one America.

I think it was at one of them political conventions.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 29, 2021 04:07 PM (eZG8R)

They also said "ein volk, ein reich, ein fuhrer..."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 29, 2021 04:10 PM (s2VJv)

Apparently that means getting rid of other people, not that we're all on one team.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at June 29, 2021 04:13 PM (z5Vrg)

138 See this is why I have no problem carrying illegally here in Commiefornia. Look what these a-holes get away with. Get a permit to carry? Hell no, I'm not going to voluntarily put my name on a government list to make it easier for them to snag my guns. Besides the only time I'm waving my guns around is when I'm Road Sign Hunting on a deserted road while driving my vehicle. I don't need a "permit" to do that.

Posted by: JROD at June 29, 2021 04:13 PM (0jZnq)

139 Credit where due. The Chicoms shoot corrupt officials in the back of the head. They don't take their law license.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 29, 2021 03:53 PM (o2MD2)

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To think we wondered at the barbarity of North Korea executing its Defense Minister with an anti-aircraft gun In front of others ... and now wondering about that happening here.

Posted by: ShainS at June 29, 2021 04:14 PM (CBwKQ)

140 This is the two America's we heard tell of back in the day.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 29, 2021 04:14 PM (nxdel)

141 This freckled, busty redhead with generous cleavage agrees that this is absolute bullshit:

https://is.gd/NRJGTg

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)


Your links make life worth living. Thanks Joe.

Posted by: Hugh Jass at June 29, 2021 04:14 PM (l5R6/)

142 Wow! Crazy! Who would cut a deal this bad?!

Posted by: John Durham at June 29, 2021 04:14 PM (kdlE8)

143
There are just 2 classes in power in Washington DC:

You have, in one class, the pedophile perverts.

In the other class, you have pedophile perverts who are blackmailing the other pedophile perverts.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 29, 2021 04:15 PM (a/ctn)

144 Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at June 29, 2021 04:12 PM (GbPPJ)

I can't remember. At least some of the convictions were overturned right?

Posted by: Just a side note at June 29, 2021 04:15 PM (2DOZq)

145 Is there a civil suit against Clinesmith ?
Posted by: Just a side note at June 29, 2021 04:12 PM (2DOZq)



No. Welcome to the world of qualified immunity.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at June 29, 2021 04:15 PM (GbPPJ)

146 They have just one law: Do what thou wilt
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at June 29, 2021 04:04 PM (ifmtJ)

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You would swear the Sun King presided on Capitol Hill. Marie Antoinette Pelosi would agree.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at June 29, 2021 04:16 PM (RMGKK)

147 Thomas Paine
I wonder what he would think about the state of the republic today?
Posted by: Archer at June 29, 2021 04:11 PM (gmo/4)

He is my ancestor. He would be in prison.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 29, 2021 04:16 PM (o2MD2)

148 But until and unless you have both more firepower than the State's enforcers and are willing to use it, then you will and must obey what you must, ignoring what you can.

"Irish Democracy," as the saying goes.

*

This.

Learn this term if you don't know it. Chekism also.

I don't know where we're heading, but it's nowhere good.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Juneteenth, because we needed another holiday celebrating white people being badass at June 29, 2021 04:16 PM (hQeb1)

149 Durham isn't coming. He's not even breathing hard.

(Stolen, dunno who owns that joke)

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at June 29, 2021 04:16 PM (ifmtJ)

150 Hanging is too good for him.
Posted by: Xipe Totec


Maybe a good dragging, down a gravel road, behind a pick-up truck....face down.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....Living on the prison planet at June 29, 2021 04:16 PM (vcOmj)

151 must be nice to have mob ties

Posted by: x at June 29, 2021 04:16 PM (oA+QO)

152 No. Welcome to the world of qualified immunity.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at June 29, 2021 04:15 PM (GbPPJ)



Isn't he unqualified for immunity after a felony criminal conviction for the same offense.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) reminds you at June 29, 2021 04:16 PM (yQpMk)

153 27 Credit where due. The Chicoms shoot corrupt officials in the back of the head. They don't take their law license.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 29, 2021 03:53 PM (o2MD2)

They don't shoot all the corrupt officials. Just those who've offended the wrong people.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at June 29, 2021 04:16 PM (z5Vrg)

154 I can't remember. At least some of the convictions were overturned right?
Posted by: Just a side note at June 29, 2021 04:15 PM (2DOZq)


Oh the judge dismissed the case against the Bundy ranchers, which the DOJ then appealed on the grounds that lying to the Court openly was just fine.

What I mean is that nothing happened to the people who did the wrong things. Try entering falsified evidence in a civil trial and see what happens to your law license when you're caught.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at June 29, 2021 04:16 PM (GbPPJ)

155 Should I just buy her a house now and immediately cut to the chase without the heartbreak?
Posted by: Tonypete at June 29, 2021 04:09 PM (Rvt8
........

I'd wait until you get back from your week in Tahiti.

Posted by: wth at June 29, 2021 04:17 PM (v0R5T)

156 In my day, tortured, shot, and sent to the Russian Front was a way of life.

Posted by: Major Hochstetter at June 29, 2021 04:17 PM (JPtHE)

157 Isn't he unqualified for immunity after a felony criminal conviction for the same offense.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) reminds you at June 29, 2021 04:16 PM (yQpMk)


Ah but, you see, he would have to know ahead of time that lying to the FISA court exactly like that was bad wrong and, gosh darn it, he just didn't. That's my WAG on how it would go.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at June 29, 2021 04:18 PM (GbPPJ)

158 Whoa. You mean Kelvin "key to the whole thing" Clineshitter?

Posted by: ... at June 29, 2021 04:18 PM (Sq5xa)

159 149 Durham isn't coming. He's not even breathing hard.

(Stolen, dunno who owns that joke)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at June 29, 2021 04:16 PM (ifmtJ)

Hell, is he even breathing at all?

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 29, 2021 04:18 PM (oHd/0)

160
They have just one law: Do what thou wilt
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at June 29, 2021 04:04 PM (ifmtJ)



Do unto others.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 29, 2021 04:19 PM (n+4am)

161 Was Boasberg a FISA Court judge at the time of this crime? Was Clinesmith lying to him?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) reminds you at June 29, 2021 04:20 PM (yQpMk)

162 Clinesmith's another guy who is very creepy looking.

Most of the bad guys are, it seems.

Posted by: artemis at June 29, 2021 04:20 PM (AwPyG)

163 fuck it.

banana republics aren't as fucked as this country is. Pinochet couldn't save us now.

and as Rhet said, frankly my dear, i don't give a damn...

i'm just going to pop some popcorn and dare a motherfucker to step on my property...

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 29, 2021 04:20 PM (8D42x)

164 This freckled, busty redhead with generous cleavage agrees that this is absolute bullshit:

https://is.gd/NRJGTg

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)


Talk about sun kissed.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at June 29, 2021 04:20 PM (JUOKG)

165 Has Andy McCarthy reassured us yet about all this?

How about the retard Hannity?

Gotta go see how Shipwreckedcrew pooh-poohs this.

Any GOP (even Nunes, or Johnson) standing up and shouting about this?

(just kidding!)

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at June 29, 2021 04:20 PM (OTzUX)

166 Freckle Face Strawberry

Posted by: wth at June 29, 2021 04:21 PM (v0R5T)

167 There's this thing called an ocean. It doesn't give up its dead.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at June 29, 2021 03:54 PM (ptqGC

mr clark had the right idea, nets with bricks. let the crabs pick the body clean...

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 29, 2021 04:21 PM (8D42x)

168
Whoa. You mean Kelvin "key to the whole thing" Clineshitter?
Posted by: ... at June 29, 2021 04:18 PM (Sq5xa)

Yeah, I recall that odd line of reasoning.

I had been saying that a couple of mid-level guys would take a phony fall. Maybe as high up as Strzok, but nobody who could implicate a coup leader. We didn't even get that. Clinesmith's a true nobody. Practically the metaphorical "rogue janitor in the Peoria office" level functionary.

He was clearly key to absolutely nothing, hence the phony fall.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 29, 2021 04:22 PM (pfqSb)

169 why fuck around with crooked politicians and lawyers when crooked judges are so much more effective

Posted by: REDACTED at June 29, 2021 04:22 PM (8o8kf)

170 You know, these people durham is investigating have lived under the pall of investigation for so long... that is punishment enough. Let bygones be bygones. Let's get back to the important work of investigating trump for imagined crimes.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 29, 2021 04:22 PM (5atWK)

171 I've got a friend lined up to do 2+ years for an injury causing DWI wreck. But the planet is run by crack heads who make a fortune?

Posted by: DaveA at June 29, 2021 04:22 PM (FhXTo)

172 159 149 Durham isn't coming. He's not even breathing hard.

(Stolen, dunno who owns that joke)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at June 29, 2021 04:16 PM (ifmtJ)

Hell, is he even breathing at all?
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 29, 2021 04:18 PM (oHd/0)


--------

I'm not sure he exists.

Posted by: MAGA (stop the steal link in this nic) at June 29, 2021 04:22 PM (eMEkg)

173 Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at June 29, 2021 04:16 PM (GbPPJ)

No I agree with you that nothing happened. I just really couldn't remember if convictions had been overturned.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 29, 2021 04:22 PM (2DOZq)

174 What I mean is that nothing happened to the people who did the wrong things. Try entering falsified evidence in a civil trial and see what happens to your law license when you're caught.
Posted by: alexthechick

If you're a rabble-rousing, pro-tenant activist in S.F., nothing. My old boss and I caught a firm altering a date on a filed settlement document, which had serious legal consequences down the road in that that firm was denied attorney's fees shifting from our client for certain litigation, but no one got so much as a slap on the wrist for it. We brought in a handwriting examiner who had the biggest microscope I'd ever seen and she clearly showed that a 6 had been changed to a 9 to post-date the legal effect of the document. Who you are matters.

Posted by: SFGoth at June 29, 2021 04:23 PM (KAi1n)

175 I don't think Boasberg was the FISA Court judge at the time of the crime. He took that position after the IG report came out (unrelated to that event, just noting that as a point in time).

Though Boasberg was the judge that threw out the Facebook anti-trust suits yesterday.

Posted by: Match Checksout at June 29, 2021 04:23 PM (dYe5S)

176 Of course he will. We're A Banana Republic now, and these things are to be expected.

Coming soon: GloboHomoPedo Joe makes himself President for Life!

Posted by: Vyx at June 29, 2021 04:23 PM (tjZg/)

177 This freckled, busty redhead with generous cleavage agrees that this is absolute bullshit:

https://is.gd/NRJGTg

I'd be prepared to protect her from the sun.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 29, 2021 04:23 PM (UL/dR)

178 They have just one law: Do what thou wilt
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now

Yes.

That is the Satanic Invocation.

And that is what they are invoking.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....Living on the prison planet at June 29, 2021 04:24 PM (vcOmj)

179 Durham is Clinesmith

Posted by: REDACTED at June 29, 2021 04:24 PM (8o8kf)

180 >>>mr clark had the right idea, nets with bricks. let the crabs pick the body clean...
Posted by: SturmToddler at June 29, 2021 04:21 PM (8D42x)

======

After the decompression chamber.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs: Now fortified with Remdemsivir at June 29, 2021 04:25 PM (EQcYW)

181 do we even grow bananas ?

Posted by: REDACTED at June 29, 2021 04:25 PM (8o8kf)

182 Who you are matters.

Posted by: SFGoth at June 29, 2021 04:23 PM (KAi1n)

Yep. I think it is a bit idealistic at this point to presume some sort of even-handed standard exists for malfeasance, at whatever level. It does not comport with experience.

Posted by: flounder at June 29, 2021 04:25 PM (KnJdm)

183 @174

A simple way to check on how corrupt the courts are is to ask how long its been since the DA brought a perjury case.

If everyone knows they can get away with lying, the bad guys will happily lie.

Posted by: artemis at June 29, 2021 04:25 PM (AwPyG)

184 That's my WAG on how it would go.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at June 29, 2021 04:18 PM (GbPPJ)

All this just suggests that most federal judges are inclined to forgive and forget offenses committed, even in their own courts, from federal agents and prosecutors.
The idea of qualified immunity is just the fig leaf needed to cover over a system of back scratching and log rolling going back a long time.

Posted by: Boswell at June 29, 2021 04:25 PM (5iUNf)

185 If you're a rabble-rousing, pro-tenant activist in S.F., nothing. My old boss and I caught a firm altering a date on a filed settlement document, which had serious legal consequences down the road in that that firm was denied attorney's fees shifting from our client for certain litigation, but no one got so much as a slap on the wrist for it. We brought in a handwriting examiner who had the biggest microscope I'd ever seen and she clearly showed that a 6 had been changed to a 9 to post-date the legal effect of the document. Who you are matters.
Posted by: SFGoth at June 29, 2021 04:23 PM (KAi1n)



Daaaaamn. As you said, it's who you are. And know. And what you know about who.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at June 29, 2021 04:26 PM (GbPPJ)

186 Laws are very clearly for suckers until we reach the other side of the burning times

Pinochet couldn't turn this around, now, but I have yet to see a clusterfuck that Ghenghis Khan couldn't have resolved in some fashion.

Posted by: somedood at June 29, 2021 04:26 PM (qVRSW)

187 Durham isn't coming. He's not even breathing hard.

(Stolen, dunno who owns that joke)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at June 29, 2021 04:16 PM (ifmtJ)


I remember hearing it in Real Genius.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 29, 2021 04:26 PM (Ez6QX)

188 Even Clinesmith getting reinstated is a little phony. Part of his deal as fall guy probably guaranteed employment, with or without a license, at a friendly K street firm. Maybe not at the home office but at a Chantilly or Herndon activity. Out of sight, out of mind, all pays the same.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at June 29, 2021 04:27 PM (I58tH)

189

If a 6 turned out to be a 9
I don't mind
Payin' a fine

Posted by: Zombie Jimi Hendrix at June 29, 2021 04:27 PM (63Dwl)

190 some people on the internet sites are saying that "crossed hands on shoulders" gesture is satanic.

It is a bit strange, that anyone thinks that looks natural. And Michele O, Prince H, Meghan Markle all do it.

Posted by: artemis at June 29, 2021 04:28 PM (AwPyG)

191 WHY THE FUCK AM I FOLLOWING LAWS?!?!?!?!?

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at June 29, 2021 04:28 PM (SRRAx)

192 The truth about people like Clinesmith, Durham, Boasberg, etc. always comes out after it no longer seems to matter. Anymore, this is like the next fucking day.

It matters.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 29, 2021 04:28 PM (6Y47l)

193 WHY THE FUCK AM I FOLLOWING LAWS?!?!?!?!?
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at June 29, 2021 04:28 PM (SRRAx)



You will not be granted mercy.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) reminds you at June 29, 2021 04:29 PM (yQpMk)

194 160 The folks who idolize Aleister Crowley like the headline grabbing version of him. Not the actual man with the insanity and twisted life.

Posted by: callsign claymore at June 29, 2021 04:29 PM (/Z+Rq)

195 It's far too hot for my dog but she doesn't like to sit in the pub and drink beer.
Sad

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 29, 2021 04:30 PM (UL/dR)

196 Same judge just dismissed the antitrust lawsuits against Facebook.

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 29, 2021 04:30 PM (y0kAz)

197 >>>WHY THE FUCK AM I FOLLOWING LAWS?!?!?!?!?
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at June 29, 2021 04:28 PM (SRRAx)

=======

Flag on the play. All caps are reserved for MUNG. Please report to the nearest rail car.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs: Now fortified with Remdemsivir at June 29, 2021 04:31 PM (EQcYW)

198 Actual CNN headlines

The Economy is Booming. Why are Republicans miserable?

The in the article it says inflation is at the highest level pretty much ever and there are 7.6 million fewer jobs today than pre Corona.

But booming yo!!

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 29, 2021 04:31 PM (UsN/P)

199 This same Judge would have let John Wayne Gacy return to being a clown at kids parties.

Posted by: portlandon at June 29, 2021 04:31 PM (+oR7L)

200 Any guesses as to which K Street firm he will end up at

Posted by: Jean at June 29, 2021 04:31 PM (Xih1H)

201 Dementia-addled Joe and Nurse Jill are going to visit Surfside and pretend they care that ppl died. Can't wait for the visual of the smart, young Gov DeSantis next to the bumbling embarrassment.

Posted by: EveR at June 29, 2021 04:32 PM (MUpk6)

202 Same judge just dismissed the antitrust lawsuits against Facebook.
Posted by: Dr Spank at June 29, 2021 04:30 PM (y0kAz)



On the other hand, he's the guy who ordered the 14,000 emails from Hillary made public.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) reminds you at June 29, 2021 04:32 PM (yQpMk)

203 >>>It's far too hot for my dog but she doesn't like to sit in the pub and drink beer.
Sad
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 29, 2021 04:30 PM (UL/dR)

=====

Maybe she prefers a stout to an imperial IPA?

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs: Now fortified with Remdemsivir at June 29, 2021 04:33 PM (EQcYW)

204 I went to the police, like a good American. These two boys were brought to trial. The judge sentenced them to three years in prison -- suspended sentence. Suspended sentence! They went free that very day! I stood in the courtroom like a fool. And those two bastards, they smiled at me.

Posted by: Bonasera at June 29, 2021 04:33 PM (EughT)

205 I don't want to be a hater but I hate the media.
And Justin Trudeau. I seriously hate Justin Trudeau.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 29, 2021 04:33 PM (UL/dR)

206 what would quickly cure this would be an interested media

ergo, we're fucked

Posted by: REDACTED at June 29, 2021 04:33 PM (8o8kf)

207 Actual CNN headlines

The Economy is Booming. Why are Republicans miserable?

The in the article it says inflation is at the highest level pretty much ever and there are 7.6 million fewer jobs today than pre Corona.

But booming yo!!
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 29, 2021 04:31 PM (UsN/P)

Pure gaslighting for mental defectives.

Posted by: flounder at June 29, 2021 04:33 PM (KnJdm)

208 181 do we even grow bananas ?

Posted by: REDACTED at June 29, 2021 04:25 PM (8o8kf)

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Only for kindergarten classes to demonstrate how to put on a condom ... or is that cucumbers?

Posted by: ShainS at June 29, 2021 04:33 PM (CBwKQ)

209 Well butter my buns and call me a biscuit!

Posted by: Rudy Guilliani at June 29, 2021 04:33 PM (hKi6n)

210 I thought McCabe was going to be the singular fall guy. It has been established that it was either he or Comey lied under oath since they gave contradictory testimony and the first IG report recommended a referral to a grand jury.

Instead he's living large on the taxpayers dime and deep state 'donations' .

Posted by: Just a side note at June 29, 2021 04:33 PM (2DOZq)

211 Same judge enlisted an anti-Trump partisan to review the FISA Court issues.

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 29, 2021 04:33 PM (y0kAz)

212 So.

Now that due to Advanced Age, I can study at any university in SC for free.

This makes the situation clear.

1-Law School

2-register as Democrat

3-$$$ and Get out of Jail Free

Would any kind Morons care to provide me with letters of recommendation?

Posted by: Miklos, future Esquire at June 29, 2021 04:34 PM (QzkSJ)

213 But booming yo!!
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 29, 2021 04:31 PM (UsN/P)

CNN is down to the actual true believers, the ones who would wander around aimlessly and hopelessly without any direction if Zuckerberg took this flaming pile of crap off the air.

Posted by: Boswell at June 29, 2021 04:34 PM (5iUNf)

214 Brother Northernlurker did your dog try the hot wings?

Posted by: Skip at June 29, 2021 04:34 PM (Cxk7w)

215 Not much difference in the abuses today than were called out in the Declaration of Independence. The British called them colonists, not citizens (certainly not Englishmen) and believed they did not have citizens' rights and only existed to serve the empire.

Posted by: Russkilitlover at June 29, 2021 04:35 PM (nWxPx)

216 Brother Northernlurker did your dog try the hot wings?
Posted by: Skip at June 29, 2021 04:34 PM (Cxk7w

I think she prefers the pizza.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 29, 2021 04:35 PM (UL/dR)

217 Remember, the FBI admitted back in, what, 2004, that for decades nearly every single bit of expert testimony on hair match analysis was false. Including in capital cases. And NOTHING HAPPENED.

**smishes AtC**

This is why I no longer support the death penalty unless you are actually caught in the act. This country has executed innocent men.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 29, 2021 04:35 PM (2JVJo)

218 Same judge enlisted an anti-Trump partisan to review the FISA Court issues.
Posted by: Dr Spank at June 29, 2021 04:33 PM (y0kAz)

He threw Trump a bone to keep the scent off himself. He dismissed the suit requesting the Trump tax returns being released . Of course that was a legal no brainer.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 29, 2021 04:36 PM (2DOZq)

219 Not much difference in the abuses today than were called out in the Declaration of Independence. The British called them colonists, not citizens (certainly not Englishmen) and believed they did not have citizens' rights and only existed to serve the empire.
Posted by: Russkilitlover at June 29, 2021 04:35 PM (nWxPx)

You're not supposed to notice that.

Posted by: flounder at June 29, 2021 04:36 PM (KnJdm)

220 It was cnn website not tv. I saw it because Google finance had it on their news section.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 29, 2021 04:36 PM (UsN/P)

221 And how many Trump voters even know about most of this?

Country's "premier law enforcement agency" was involved in a putrid, clumsy, extended political coup attempt against a major party candidate, AND sitting president. Committed scads of felonies involving abusing the country's most powerful and purportedly heavily regulated surveillance tools.

And - nothing. Meanwhile, same president is impeached - TWICE - over literally .... nothing. Flaming dumpster of a country.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at June 29, 2021 04:37 PM (OTzUX)

222 I'd like to set Christopher Wray's head on fire and then shove it up Tater's ass.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 29, 2021 04:37 PM (UL/dR)

223 203 Give the dog its beer of choice and a pickled egg. The dog will love you for it although you may hate yourself through the evening.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at June 29, 2021 04:37 PM (I58tH)

224 200 Any guesses as to which K Street firm he will end up at

Posted by: Jean at June 29, 2021 04:31 PM (Xih1H)

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The one associated with Eric Holder, who General Flynn initially hired to represent him.

* facepalm *

Posted by: ShainS at June 29, 2021 04:37 PM (CBwKQ)

225 This freckled, busty redhead with generous cleavage agrees that this is absolute bullshit:

https://is.gd/NRJGTg


It must be wonderful to have money.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 29, 2021 04:37 PM (2JVJo)

226 I have been "good" all of my life - no smoking, no drugs, very little drinking, and only one sexual partner (same with him).

I did these things for my own reasons, but I always expected others to act honorably as well - that was the idealized version of America that I believed in.

I am 60 years old and it is heart-wrenchingly agonizing to see how little regard for America these assholes have.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at June 29, 2021 04:38 PM (SRRAx)

227 Nathan Hale, died at age 21 ... lots of those patriots were under 24 years old. But they were made of sterner stuff, not still deciding on what gender they should pretend to be.

Posted by: illiniwek at June 29, 2021 04:38 PM (Cus5s)

228 I remember when Barr played Clinesmith's plea as such a huge get for the prosecution and promised that this was just the first of many. Of course, no one else was prosecuted and now Clinesmith goes unpunished. Barr and Durham should both be rung up on charges of misuse of funds. That would be one case I think Democrats and Republicans could both get together on.

Posted by: JT Smith at June 29, 2021 04:39 PM (frfx6)

229 There's no longer equal justice under the law. There's no longer the ability to petition the government for redress of grievances. I don't know exactly how this ends, but it ain't good.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 29, 2021 04:39 PM (kTF2Z)

230 222 I'd like to set Christopher Wray's head on fire and then shove it up Tater's ass.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 29, 2021 04:37 PM (U

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Such an image could replace the flaming skull here ...

Posted by: ShainS at June 29, 2021 04:39 PM (CBwKQ)

231 I'd like to set Christopher Wray's head on fire and then shove it up Tater's ass.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker

VIP Season Pass Awarded

Posted by: Crazy Miklos' Tzampotli Family Fun Park Gutta Percha Discount Wholesale at June 29, 2021 04:39 PM (QzkSJ)

232 Losing a high paying job is punishment.

Good to know.

Like imagine if he was getting mid-six figures? Losing his job would probably be cruel and unusual punishment.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 29, 2021 04:40 PM (ohOLP)

233 I caught early on that plying by the rules is for suckers. And I have skirted the rules. Over the years when it suited me. Nothing huge, but a few things here and there. No qualms no regrets. Kill or be killed.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 29, 2021 04:40 PM (UsN/P)

234 As a rightwinger, you aren't allowed to use the word "destroyed". As a rightwinger.

Posted by: David at June 29, 2021 04:40 PM (u9peP)

235 It's good to be the Apparatchik!

Posted by: Mel Brooks at June 29, 2021 04:40 PM (QY+6a)

236 This makes the situation clear.

1-Law School
2-register as Democrat
3-$$$ and Get out of Jail Free

Would any kind Morons care to provide me with letters of recommendation?
Posted by: Miklos, future Esquire at June 29, 2021 04:34 PM (QzkSJ
***
To Whom It May Concern (cause is sure don't concern us);
We of the Horde fully recommend our Hordemate, Miklos, for your Law School Program. He will be particularly adept at loopholes, side bars (any bar for that matter) and cash stuffed envelopes. Admit him now and prepare to be amazed!
Yours truly, etc etc.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 29, 2021 04:41 PM (axyOa)

237 I am 60 years old and it is heart-wrenchingly agonizing to see how little regard for America these assholes have.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at June 29, 2021 04:38 PM (SRRAx)

You are not alone. Neither are you alone in your realization that playing by the rules is for suckers.

Posted by: flounder at June 29, 2021 04:41 PM (KnJdm)

238 As a rightwinger, you aren't allowed to use the word "destroyed". As a rightwinger.
Posted by: David

"Deconstructed" should be fine.

Posted by: Miklos-Jacques Derrida at June 29, 2021 04:41 PM (QzkSJ)

239 Perfect coda to the first Fourth of the post-Republic (note: do not use "Independence Day").

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 29, 2021 04:42 PM (puu6v)

240 212 Miklos, I write good. Sometimes I even spel.

Posted by: callsign claymore at June 29, 2021 04:42 PM (/Z+Rq)

241 NSA Bob if you're monitoring right now I just want you to know that I follow all the rules and will continue to do so.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 29, 2021 04:42 PM (2DOZq)

242 >>>As a rightwinger, you aren't allowed to use the word "destroyed". As a rightwinger.
Posted by: David

"Deconstructed" should be fine.
Posted by: Miklos-Jacques Derrida at June 29, 2021 04:41 PM (QzkSJ)

======

Have you considered using RUD?

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs: Now fortified with Remdemsivir at June 29, 2021 04:42 PM (EQcYW)

243 A phrase that I remembered from way back was the Chinese phrase bean curd dregs. It was what they called the collapsing or crumbling infrastructure that the government had pushed loads of money at that the corrupt politicians had siphoned for themselves. Upshot was bridges collapsed, schools collapsed, etc. One school collapse killed 700 kids.

I tend to chuckle and say 81 million when people who voted for this complain about getting what they voted for. May start using bean curd dregs and use it as a 'teachable' moment. Or not.

Posted by: Usedtocould at June 29, 2021 04:43 PM (LRa30)

244 This is why I no longer support the death penalty
unless you are actually caught in the act. This country has executed
innocent men.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 29, 2021 04:35 PM

Same here, I used to be 100% death penalty. But those fells acres ritual child abuse trials changed my mind. If you can convict people with ZERO evidence and sentence them to 20+ years in prison based on "recovered memories" that are all later recanted, we have a huge problem. And yes we have executed many innocent men under color of law.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at June 29, 2021 04:43 PM (JUOKG)

245 Admit him now and prepare to be amazed!
Yours truly, etc etc.
Posted by: Diogenes

The Law Offices of Miklos "Earl" Scheib will take any case for $99.95!

Posted by: Miklos, plus expenses at June 29, 2021 04:44 PM (QzkSJ)

246

at this point, only chumps follow the rules


Posted by: will choose a nic later at June 29, 2021 04:44 PM (bTQ72)

247 "221 And how many Trump voters even know about most of this"

This is why we're entering a post-political-solution mess. This is all swept under the rug, and they'll continue memory holing things until we have shaky vertical video of fed goons or antifa killing innocents in decent numbers, bringing us to the main act of the festivities.

Posted by: somedood at June 29, 2021 04:44 PM (qVRSW)

248 I am 60 years old and it is heart-wrenchingly agonizing to see how little regard for America these assholes have.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at June 29, 2021 04:38

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Ingrates and Assholes, one of the many reasons they're miserable human beings ... whose prime directive in life is to make the rest of us equal in their misery.

Posted by: ShainS at June 29, 2021 04:44 PM (CBwKQ)

249 Is it weird that I kinda dont care about he Miami condo thing? I mean I know I am supposed to be glued to my tv waiting for the latest news. But even in the day it happened I was like eh shit happens.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 29, 2021 04:44 PM (UsN/P)

250
Dementia-addled Joe and Nurse Jill are going to visit Surfside and pretend they care that ppl died. Can't wait for the visual of the smart, young Gov DeSantis next to the bumbling embarrassment.
Posted by: EveR


It will be used as an excuse to spend trillions more on "infrastructure."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 29, 2021 04:45 PM (63Dwl)

251 This is why I no longer support the death penalty unless you are actually caught in the act. This country has executed innocent men.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 29, 2021 04:35 PM (2JVJo)
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Same.

Circumstantial evidence should never put someone on death row.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at June 29, 2021 04:45 PM (2SdPm)

252 This freckled, busty redhead with generous cleavage
Posted by: Joe Mannix


May it please the Commentariat, there is redundant verbiage in that phrase.

Also, our Medical Editor would like to point out that by going without support, she is risking Cooper's Ligamental stretching, ultimately resulting in Pelosi Syndrome.

Posted by: Assistant Associate AOSHQ Copy Editor at June 29, 2021 04:45 PM (DMUuz)

253 Have you considered using RUD?
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs

Thoroughly tested on Estes rockets.

Posted by: Miklos, the Robert Goddard of 10 year olds at June 29, 2021 04:45 PM (QzkSJ)

254 Dementia-addled Joe and Nurse Jill are going to visit Surfside and pretend they care that ppl died. Can't wait for the visual of the smart, young Gov DeSantis next to the bumbling embarrassment.
Posted by: EveR

I'm going to laugh my ass off when one of the cadaver dogs alerts on Biden.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 29, 2021 04:46 PM (axyOa)

255 Funny how if you're a dem, a criminal record is viewed as a resume enhancement.

Posted by: irongrampa at June 29, 2021 04:46 PM (KATBx)

256 resident Joe and Jill are going to FL for a building collapse?

None of their freaking bidness.

But, political points are to be had with those they need to keep in the political fold, so, I guess.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at June 29, 2021 04:47 PM (2SdPm)

257 245 You know, some folks here might be friends with prominent Dems. Alive and dead. Preferably dead, with their completely genuine endorsements written long about an up and coming Miklos.

Who knows how many glowing recommendations you could garner?

Posted by: callsign claymore at June 29, 2021 04:48 PM (/Z+Rq)

258 Teresa I know how you feel. It's exasperating and demoralizing. But God is on our side.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 29, 2021 04:49 PM (nxdel)

259 Had a couple grilled brats and first cucumber on my salad

Posted by: Skip at June 29, 2021 04:49 PM (Cxk7w)

260 Who knows how many glowing recommendations you could garner?

Posted by: callsign claymore

I have information that will completely exonerate Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: Miklos, who had to illuminate the Drinking Lamp for that one at June 29, 2021 04:49 PM (QzkSJ)

261 Is it weird that I kinda dont care about he Miami condo thing? I mean I know I am supposed to be glued to my tv waiting for the latest news. But even in the day it happened I was like eh shit happens.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 29, 2021 04:44 PM


The rescue window was about 48 hours. Any "latest news" won't be good. Prayers were sent, but that's all I can do.

Posted by: Chuck C at June 29, 2021 04:49 PM (EughT)

262 Posted by: Bonasera at June 29, 2021 04:33 PM (EughT)

That's actually very fitting. My people started This Thing of Ours because of unequal treatment under the law.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 29, 2021 04:51 PM (Bmy3R)

263 I think the number of innocent men executed in the last 75 years can be counted on one hand. I do know that about 800 people are in prison right now for homicide that were previously in prison for homicide.

I do agree that the standard to hand down a death penalty sentence should include that the conviction was not based on any circumstantial evidence or solely eye witness account.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 29, 2021 04:51 PM (2DOZq)

264 Chuck Ross, who's not a bad guy, or dumb, actually seems to try to do his job well, and in a fair manner, calls the Clinesmith outrage "unreal".

But I think there's this whole swathe of people his age who really just can't seem to get how outrageous so many things are/were. There's nothing "unreal" about this, Chuck, it's completely in line with the absurd outrages that have accompanied every minute of Trump's presidential run and presidency.

Presidential phone calls with other heads of state leaked (WTF??). Presidential staff chased from restaurants. Two (2) impeachments that were utterly frivolous, and comically clumsy, all while being outrageous. Ridiculous federal courts issuing baseless lawless decrees with actual national security implications. The "press" relentlessly lying about almost everything, and working hand/glove with corrupt lawless federal agencies to attack presidential personnel and policies.

People Chuck's age just can't appreciate how completely, completely off the map this is, for American history. Some elements, in some form, have occurred before, but nothing remotely like this.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at June 29, 2021 04:52 PM (OTzUX)

265 The rescue window was about 48 hours. Any "latest news" won't be good. Prayers were sent, but that's all I can do.

It's very sad. Whatever has been found or going to be found are body parts smashed beyond recognition. I feel so bad for the loved ones. I would never live in a high rise. Too many stories of money changing hands to ever make me comfortable in one.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 29, 2021 04:52 PM (nxdel)

266 Bingo, ace. I've been saying for some time now...for those who can, stop paying taxes. And no, hysterical virtue karens, I'm not an insider plant troll here on AoS.

Posted by: Cringe Biscuit at June 29, 2021 04:52 PM (Lozsj)

267 260 Miklos, what's your comfort level about saying "Hillary Clinton is the kindest, warmest, bravest, most wonderful human being you've ever met in your life"?

She did save your life on that patrol in Korea, you know.

Posted by: callsign claymore at June 29, 2021 04:53 PM (/Z+Rq)

268 "When the responsible authorities fail to act, other forms of authority will assert themselves. They may not behave responsibly, but they WILL act" - Glenn Reynolds

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 29, 2021 04:53 PM (83lwH)

269
The expensive Miami luxury condo by the beach market is going to about zero, now.

Residents in many of the other buildings in the area are saying, "Hmmmmm, wonder what the structural integrity of my building looks like?" They're finding damage. Taking pictures. Getting nervous.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 29, 2021 04:53 PM (Mzdiz)

270 Also, our Medical Editor would like to point out that by going without support, she is risking Cooper's Ligamental stretching, ultimately resulting in Pelosi Syndrome.
Posted by: Assistant Associate AOSHQ Copy Editor at June 29, 2021 04:45 PM (DMUuz)

maybe she's one of the lucky ones and will end up with ski slope boobs...

i would offer my support for that ...

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 29, 2021 04:54 PM (8D42x)

271
resident Joe and Jill are going to FL for a building collapse?

None of their freaking bidness.

But, political points are to be had with those they need to keep in the political fold, so, I guess.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at June 29, 2021 04:47 PM (2SdPm)


Sniffy Joe will have an off-the-cuff scripted and rehearsed remark about how the collapse is all DeSantis' fault.

And he'll still fuck it up.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 29, 2021 04:54 PM (n+4am)

272 The folks who idolize Aleister Crowley like the headline grabbing version of him. Not the actual man with the insanity and twisted life.


Are you sure? Check out the video about The World's Secret Religion from the guy who won X Factor in Australia and get back to me.

Posted by: Vyx at June 29, 2021 04:54 PM (tjZg/)

273 I would never live in a high rise. Too many stories of money changing hands to ever make me comfortable in one.

Better get used to it because biden and his ilk are working at moving us all into high rises

Posted by: It's me donna at June 29, 2021 04:54 PM (Zmnko)

274 In the end, we knew how this would all go down from jump street.

Or at least some of us did.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 29, 2021 04:54 PM (d391o)

275 "Same here, I used to be 100% death penalty. "

Same, now I believe the State should not have that power.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 29, 2021 04:55 PM (83lwH)

276 Circumstantial evidence should never put someone on death row.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at June 29, 2021 04:45 PM


I don't think anyone actually witnessed John Wayne Gacy commit any murders. The bodies buried in the basement were circumstantial evidence.

Posted by: Chuck C at June 29, 2021 04:57 PM (EughT)

277 Yes; I am feeling patriotic about America-not for what it stands for now, but for what it did stand for and for the fact that there are still fine, patriotic people here. So, I have two flags outside my house and will keep them up through the 4th of July. I will also continue to pray for the U.S.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke (k39e/) at June 29, 2021 04:57 PM (k39e/)

278 Better get used to it because biden and his ilk are working at moving us all into high rises

They can plan all they want. It won't happen with me. Guarantee it.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 29, 2021 04:57 PM (nxdel)

279 "Same here, I used to be 100% death penalty. "

Same, now I believe the State should not have that power.
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 29, 2021 04:55 PM (83lwH)

the way things are going, i think it might divest further than that...

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 29, 2021 04:57 PM (8D42x)

280 resident Joe and Jill are going to FL for a building collapse?
........

He needs to tell us how his Infrastructure bill would have saved everyone.

Posted by: wth at June 29, 2021 04:57 PM (v0R5T)

281 Will Sundowner blame that Florida building collapse on DJT?

Posted by: Skip at June 29, 2021 04:57 PM (Cxk7w)

282 sorta off topic (for now) - atf has been directing agencies to enter kit/80%/homebuilds into evidence under the machine gun category with some bs justifications, so prepare for a flood of "oh no 3d printed machine guns!!!11" msm stories

they're also telling agencies to keep an eye out for - and make note of - 3d printers as an indication of terrorist activity.

Posted by: somedood at June 29, 2021 04:57 PM (qVRSW)

283 Yes; I am feeling patriotic about America-not for what it stands for now, but for what it did stand for and for the fact that there are still fine, patriotic people here. So, I have two flags outside my house and will keep them up through the 4th of July. I will also continue to pray for the U.S.

What she said.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 29, 2021 04:58 PM (nxdel)

284
They'll try to use it to hammer DeSantis. It will be his fault.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 29, 2021 04:58 PM (Mzdiz)

285 This kind of institutional rot and lawlessness doesn't necessarily, or even likely, lead to all these darkly hinted-at, presumably kinetic and shooty, solutions. Though I know that's a staple of the comment sections.

It leads, most likely, in America's case, to just more of the same, to more rot, a high-trust culture fraying and shrinking. Sure, you have people today who never in their life considered deliberately breaking any serious law, or ever shunning law enforcement even if they had something to contribute to the common good through cooperation, who are now very alienated from the whole system.

And that's what you get. A shittier country, one much more like most of the world than the one many were lucky to live in for all these years.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at June 29, 2021 04:58 PM (OTzUX)

286 I thought Kevin Clinesmith was the fat guy the Corleones helped move out of the casino they moved into....

Al Neri: "Is your name Clinesmith?"

Clinesmith: "Who's asking"

Smack, pow, kick, thrown chair......

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 29, 2021 04:58 PM (R/m4+)

287 Just heard another one of those "See something, say something. Report all suspicious activities to local authorities." radio commercials again.

I wonder what sort of suspicious types of white people they want me to report?

Posted by: Neighbor Down The Way at June 29, 2021 04:59 PM (/zgkM)

288 "I am 60 years old and it is heart-wrenchingly agonizing to see how little regard for America these assholes have."

50ish native Texan here, Dallas. Small world eh?

And no, they think Civilization is easy, that water comes from the faucet and meat from the grocery store. They have no idea how to rebuild what they mean to tear down.

Not sure we could either. The theory behind the movie Idiocracy is not sci-fi. There is a body of research that suggests the peak of human intelligence was the Renaissance, and it's been slipping every day.

I read biographies of men like John Adams and am floored.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 29, 2021 04:59 PM (83lwH)

289 They'll try to use it to hammer DeSantis. It will be his fault. Of course... even though it was built 40 years ago

Posted by: It's me donna at June 29, 2021 04:59 PM (Zmnko)

290 I don't think anyone actually witnessed John Wayne Gacy commit any murders. The bodies buried in the basement were circumstantial evidence.
Posted by: Chuck C at June 29, 2021 04:57 PM (EughT)

He confessed and the bodies found in his crawl space were not circumstantial,

Posted by: Just a side note at June 29, 2021 04:59 PM (2DOZq)

291 That will be interesting if items that aren't guns and that are incapable of firing are now machine guns.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Juneteenth, because we needed another holiday celebrating white people being badass at June 29, 2021 04:59 PM (qs1Py)

292 they're also telling agencies to keep an eye out for - and make note of - 3d printers as an indication of terrorist activity.

I've got an unlicensed drill press and I'm not afraid to use it!

Posted by: t-bird at June 29, 2021 05:00 PM (AytXr)

293 I read biographies of men like John Adams and am floored.
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 29, 2021 04:59 PM (83lwH)



There are still plenty of smart people.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 29, 2021 05:00 PM (yQpMk)

294
One intentional logical fallacy that our friends on the Left are fond of employing, and by friends I mean dickheads who are not our friends, is equating indictment, arrest, suspension etc. by this corrupt system with actual iron clad guilt.

"Our banana republic government wouldn't have arrested him unless he were guilty of something." It's supposed to be an utter show-stopping argument, case closed.

Conversely, someone who's plainly guilty as hell but the system ignores them because they are protected ruling class aristocracy, is by definition innocent.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 29, 2021 05:00 PM (cenAe)

295 Use to ride out at Los Colinas Equestrian, half-way between us. Not sure if you got out that way when the area was pristine. It was a paradise. Used to cut class at least 3 times a week to go out there.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 29, 2021 05:00 PM (83lwH)

296 I wonder what sort of suspicious types of white people they want me to report?
Posted by: Neighbor Down The Way at June 29, 2021 04:59 PM (/zgkM)

democrats with pride flags and hate has no home here signs...

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 29, 2021 05:00 PM (8D42x)

297 That will be interesting if items that aren't guns and that are incapable of firing are now machine guns.

Isn't this the story of Joe Biden's neurons?

Posted by: t-bird at June 29, 2021 05:01 PM (AytXr)

298 the way things are going, i think it might divest further than that...
Posted by: SturmToddler at June 29, 2021 04:57 PM (8D42x)

Burn, Loot, Murder & Pantyfaux misbehave on the wrong property, in the wrong state...and the death penalty will get delegated by castle law doctrine down to a property owner, frightened for his/her life and their family's life.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 29, 2021 05:02 PM (VcFUs)

299 Here is Marjorie Taylor Greene explaining what is going on in the House and what we can do to help straighten out the problem and Republicans.

https://is.gd/8I70Hz

Posted by: Braenyard, (C2nn9) at June 29, 2021 05:02 PM (C2nn9)

300 I just ran 20 red lights in his honor......

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 29, 2021 05:02 PM (jvt6t)

301 "There are still plenty of smart people."

Maybe. Quick look at wiki says that during John Adam's time, total population of Western Europe was around 81 million

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 29, 2021 05:03 PM (83lwH)

302 nood bikers

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 29, 2021 05:03 PM (8D42x)

303 I called in a guy pushing a shopping cart (stolen) full of scrap metal. He had a huge set of bolt cutters and I saw siding and rain gutters in his cart.
Cops couldn't be bothered that day, I guess.

Posted by: Jake at June 29, 2021 05:04 PM (aAP3z)

304 Nood.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. (HaL55) at June 29, 2021 05:04 PM (HaL55)

305 Normalization of Bestiality has entered the room in 2021.
Zoophilia is no worse than eating meat.

@KillToParty

Welcome to Hell

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 29, 2021 05:04 PM (q7yVj)

306 And no, they think Civilization is easy, that water comes from the faucet and meat from the grocery store. They have no idea how to rebuild what they mean to tear down.

Not sure we could either. The theory behind the movie Idiocracy is not sci-fi. There is a body of research that suggests the peak of human intelligence was the Renaissance, and it's been slipping every day.

I read biographies of men like John Adams and am floored.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 29, 2021 04:59 PM (83lwH)

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Founding Fathers' Generation > Tom Brokaw's "Greatest Generation"

Posted by: ShainS at June 29, 2021 05:04 PM (CBwKQ)

307
The picture of what happened at that Miami condo is coming together:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9735721

What happened is concrete failure and rebar rusting to constant water infiltration of the pool deck and parking garage. It finally failed, and down she came.

There will be investigations and lawsuits for years. May even be criminal charges.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 29, 2021 05:04 PM (Mzdiz)

308 285 This kind of institutional rot and lawlessness doesn't necessarily, or even likely, lead to all these darkly hinted-at, presumably kinetic and shooty, solutions. Though I know that's a staple of the comment sections.

It leads, most likely, in America's case, to just more of the same, to more rot, a high-trust culture fraying and shrinking. Sure, you have people today who never in their life considered deliberately breaking any serious law, or ever shunning law enforcement even if they had something to contribute to the common good through cooperation, who are now very alienated from the whole system.

And that's what you get. A shittier country, one much more like most of the world than the one many were lucky to live in for all these years.
Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at June 29, 2021 04:58 PM (OTzUX)

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Agree. The subjects (not citizens) of the Federal government have been properly broken.

Posted by: MAGA (stop the steal link in this nic) at June 29, 2021 05:05 PM (eMEkg)

309 They'll try to use it to hammer DeSantis. It will be his fault.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 29, 2021 04:58 PM (Mzdiz)


Heavy D has to be there, or the MFM will have a field day about his "disrespect" to Stinkfinger and his "callousness" towards the dead.

I hope and pray some media scumbag tries a "gotcha" question on him and he slams them and the Anal Wart in Chief into the next county.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 29, 2021 05:05 PM (2JVJo)

310
And no, they think Civilization is easy, that water comes from the faucet and meat from the grocery store. They have no idea how to rebuild what they mean to tear down.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 29, 2021 04:59 PM (83lwH)


Doesn't matter. They don't care about what comes afterwards, they just want to destroy Western Civilization. For the LOLs, apparently. As long as they get to personally shoot a few kneeling Kulaks in the back of the neck, they'll be happy as a clam.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 29, 2021 05:05 PM (n+4am)

311 289 They'll try to use it to hammer DeSantis. It will be his fault. Of course... even though it was built 40 years ago
Posted by: It's me donna at June 29, 2021 04:59 PM (Zmnko)

Donk media: "is it true that you are culpable in this building's collapse, governor?"
Deathsantis: " motherfucker i was ten years old when that piece of shit was put together by union laber with code inspections done by dirty democrat aparatchiks."

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 29, 2021 05:06 PM (VcFUs)

312 That will be interesting if items that aren't guns and that are incapable of firing are now machine guns.

IIANM, a few years ago someone demonstrated how to make a Garand fire repeatedly by wrapping a shoestring around the trigger guard. ATF ruled that if used in that way, a piece of string constituted a machine gun subject to NFA.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 29, 2021 05:06 PM (nfrXX)

313 If true, that real estate prices in Miami are dropping I'm going to start looking.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 29, 2021 05:08 PM (6Y47l)

314 272 His magick may look cool up front -- sex, drugs, money, power.

But it's actually extremely ugly.

And it gets much, much worse after death.

Posted by: callsign claymore at June 29, 2021 05:14 PM (/Z+Rq)

315 Nudity

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 29, 2021 05:14 PM (yQpMk)

316 This is why anarchism is the only rational position. The state exists to steal and protect its own evildoers.

Posted by: Docmerlin at July 01, 2021 04:36 PM (jRh4q)

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