Insurrectionist Cafe: Themeless Theme Edition

Dog goes bananas in a kiddie pool.

The so-called "werewolf cat."

Instant justice for deranged flasher.

Car thief gets justice -- dog biting your eggroll justice.

Male Mask Karen tries to bully an Italian about wearing a mask, and gets a face full of "No thank you, sir!"

A cow -- in India, I presume -- is allowed to walk on the street and attack people like he's a member of antifa.

I'd probably crash my car trying to avoid it:

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Posted by: Ace at 07:35 PM

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1 Time machine?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 28, 2021 06:34 PM (kTF2Z)

2 1st

Posted by: rickb223 at June 28, 2021 06:34 PM (OCTRt)

3 I'll get em.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 28, 2021 06:35 PM (kTF2Z)

4 Crap

Posted by: rickb223 at June 28, 2021 06:35 PM (OCTRt)

5 Otters called.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 28, 2021 06:35 PM (kTF2Z)

6 Willowed:

@NFL: Football is Gay.

https://tinyurl.com/67tpppfa

Yeah, you can have it.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 28, 2021 06:37 PM (wAnMi)

7 You were first RickB, but ace lent me the time machine. Comes with the aluminum membership.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 28, 2021 06:37 PM (kTF2Z)

8 Get out of our f'n way!

Posted by: Indian Attack Cows at June 28, 2021 06:38 PM (W4eKo)

9 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo ranch at June 28, 2021 06:38 PM (OdKIp)

10 It's crazy, stupid hot. Maybe I'll sleep downstairs tonight

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 28, 2021 06:38 PM (cSyAR)

11 Wait,the militias in Syria and Iraq, fired back at us after Joe's Clinton diplomacy? Damn.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at June 28, 2021 06:39 PM (oWBc3)

12 Not gonna look at that NFL thing, people have been posting it for a while today. Exec summary: is it an actual NFL promo that prances?

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at June 28, 2021 06:39 PM (OTzUX)

13 ace, I think Inman said he's going to his own site due to twatter hassling him on content. Assume you saw that.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at June 28, 2021 06:39 PM (OTzUX)

14 The last heifer I fed out was mean as shit. I enjoyed every hamburger she produced.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 28, 2021 06:40 PM (nYToj)

15 I'd probably crash my car trying to avoid it

That's a strange way to write "Vespa".

Posted by: spindrift at June 28, 2021 06:41 PM (9zbZY)

16 ace, I think Inman said he's going to his own site due to twatter hassling him on content. Assume you saw that.
Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at June 28, 2021 06:39 PM (OTzUX)

Surprised they didn't kick him off sooner. @jack is a steaming piece of shit. Too bad Andrew Torba has snapped as well, he's on a bender against Israel and Trump. Social Media sucks long and hard any longer, and so do the chumps that run it.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 28, 2021 06:42 PM (wAnMi)

17 Okay, the senior beagle video has me in tears. We don't deserve dogs.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 28, 2021 06:42 PM (nxdel)

18 The last heifer I fed out was mean as shit. I enjoyed every hamburger she produced.
Posted by: Ben Had

They do taste better, it's true.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 28, 2021 06:42 PM (Rvt88)

19 Moooooooove!

Posted by: Indian Attack Cows at June 28, 2021 06:42 PM (W4eKo)

20 We are getting close to the Apocalypse

Posted by: Skip at June 28, 2021 06:42 PM (Cxk7w)

21 That's not a cat. Someone mated an otter with a bat.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 28, 2021 06:45 PM (AIH1c)

22 Time to make some Sacred Cow burgers.

Posted by: wth at June 28, 2021 06:45 PM (v0R5T)

23 "Free Senior Beagle needs to be gone by this weekend." WTH is wrong with people? Seriously, this world is messed up.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 28, 2021 06:45 PM (NpAcC)

24 https://www.bizpacreview.com/new jan 6 video shows police-walk away after black clad men smash windows fbi uninterested
https://tinyurl.com/7yt6zsn7

Said perps are not being sought buy the FBI, not on any watch list

Posted by: Skip at June 28, 2021 06:45 PM (Cxk7w)

25 There are rumors coming out that GOP Chair Ronna McDaniel was out banging the drum that Trump was the past and we need to move on from him.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 28, 2021 06:45 PM (YYlyE)

26 Just when I thought we were in the home stretch, turns out the the epoxy floors in the studios don't meet the spec for levelness and smoothness for robotic cameras.

GC is shitting kittens because he has less than two weeks to correct this mess.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 28, 2021 06:46 PM (GO55S)

27 117 outside my house. Gross.

Posted by: Funsize (EiPf6) at June 28, 2021 06:46 PM (EiPf6)

28 omg that little black kitten is too darn cute!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 28, 2021 06:47 PM (oEn12)

29 Apocalyptic Clouds would be a good name for a death-metal chillout band.

Posted by: Eat the Eloi at June 28, 2021 06:47 PM (V3EEC)

30 There are rumors coming out that GOP Chair Ronna McDaniel was out banging the drum that Trump was the past and we need to move on from him.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 28, 2021 06:45 PM (YYlyE)

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Not very observant is she?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 28, 2021 06:47 PM (kTF2Z)

31 bonhomme, Rona might want to check her donation numbers. I would expect nothing less from her and the whole r asswipes.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 28, 2021 06:48 PM (nYToj)

32 Babies discovering their hands is the best. They will stare at their hands while slowly moving them with this fantastic "WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK" expression.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at June 28, 2021 06:48 PM (8548M)

33 Okay, the senior beagle video has me in tears. We don't deserve dogs.
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 28, 2021 06:42 PM (nxdel)

People never fail to disgust me, but luckily there's even more who gladly take this on. That poor animal. So glad she's got her forever home with people who love her.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 28, 2021 06:49 PM (wAnMi)

34
BTW, we have the first death due to the blood clot side effect with the Moderna vaccine. 65 yr old man. Previously this seemed to occur only in the adenovirus vaccines, J&J and A-Z.

So this is the first one from one of the mRNA vaccines.

It's the spike protein leaking out in the bloodstream causing all of this. Some people have very severe reactions to it in their endothelial cells.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 28, 2021 06:49 PM (Mzdiz)

35 Cats discovering gravity by pushing half-empty beer cans off the table and watching them suds all over the floor is decidedly less awesome.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 28, 2021 06:49 PM (+WWsf)

36 Never knew a duck might be a good pet

Posted by: Skip at June 28, 2021 06:50 PM (Cxk7w)

37 RNC has stopped sending me fundraising letters because of the profanity that I would write on the return donation cards. My husband still gets them, though, and I have started writing Trump Won all over them.

Posted by: Jmel at June 28, 2021 06:50 PM (bVhJi)

38 Just got done with yummy burgers. If meat prices continue their rise, Imma hafta do the Ben Had and raise my own. Yikes. Even in KC, 80/20 is $9/lb regular price. Wonder if India has a price for their sacred cows . . .

Posted by: Catherine at June 28, 2021 06:50 PM (okyLH)

39 Ok Rona, let's set up a rally for your uncle Mitt. I'll even let you do it in SLC. Let's see how many dozens of people show up.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 28, 2021 06:51 PM (kTF2Z)

40 @30

Oh yeah, the guy who can pull 60k people is the past.

Or alternatively...

The GOP is a useless pile of dog shit.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 28, 2021 06:51 PM (GO55S)

41 omg that little black kitten is too darn cute!
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 28, 2021 06:47 PM (oEn12)

I never look at cat vids.
Cause I'm a big thought manly dude.
But yeah. Friggin cute.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 28, 2021 06:51 PM (axyOa)

42 People never fail to disgust me, but luckily there's even more who gladly take this on. That poor animal. So glad she's got her forever home with people who love her.

That's why I love doing what I do. Almost all our dogs get adopted or fostered. We give them the love and affection they deserve. Our sweet Harley got adopted today. He is such a joy and I'll miss him but I'm so happy for him.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 28, 2021 06:52 PM (nxdel)

43 Cats discovering gravity by pushing half-empty beer cans off the table and watching them suds all over the floor is decidedly less awesome.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 28, 2021 06:49 PM (+WWsf)

Or cats discovering how claws can make shinbones bleed.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 28, 2021 06:52 PM (AIH1c)

44 >>>13 ace, I think Inman said he's going to his own site due to twatter hassling him on content. Assume you saw that.

yes but I don't think he's all the way over there yet

Posted by: ace at June 28, 2021 06:52 PM (0G13K)

45 Yeah, I'll just keep taking my vitamins and not wear a mask thank you.

Posted by: Skip at June 28, 2021 06:52 PM (Cxk7w)

46 Catherine, it's not hard to find someone that will split a steer with you. If you have freezer space it is well worth it.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 28, 2021 06:53 PM (nYToj)

47 Gen Flynn came to support Kathy Barnette's run for PA Senate today.
Fingers crossed for her.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 28, 2021 06:53 PM (oEn12)

48 >Even in KC, 80/20 is $9/lb regular price. Wonder if India has a price for their sacred cows . . .
Posted by: Catherine

wtf
it's 4.99 here

Posted by: DB- just DB (iTXRQ) at June 28, 2021 06:54 PM (iTXRQ)

49 Could be wrong, but last I saw, RNC was not hurting for $$$. Very big fundraising quarter. Unsurprising. Very few Americans seem to have much idea of how anything in the country works, they mostly deal with cartoonish stereotypes and myths and bigotries, and the GOP is the "opposition", or the "other side" in our "system".

So.

And I've seen snippets of this "Trump is the past" stuff from youngish Beltway type "conservatives" online recently.

Only question is whether enough default/usual GOP voters are aware enough, and disgusted enough, to balance the lack of enthusiasm the Dems have and will have. To affect the mostly meaningless mid-terms.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at June 28, 2021 06:55 PM (OTzUX)

50 Jewells, you are a blessing to those pups.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 28, 2021 06:56 PM (nYToj)

51 Torba from Gab said that when he met with Trump, one of the conditions was they not allow any anti-sematic content, and no Israel bashing. Torba blamed this on Jared Kushner, and said he wouldn't agree.

Trump just opened an account on Canada's Rumble, and the terms of service (according to some posters) now include no anti Semitism.

So that's kind of interesting.

Posted by: artemis at June 28, 2021 06:57 PM (AwPyG)

52 At least he knows his Catechism.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at June 28, 2021 06:58 PM (UHVv4)

53 How many Senators benefited from today's pop in bank share dividends?

Posted by: torabora at June 28, 2021 06:58 PM (p9Lko)

54 Catherine, it's not hard to find someone that will split a steer with you. If you have freezer space it is well worth it.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 28, 2021 06:53 PM (nYToj)

That's how I usually do it. I have friends that raise hogs, sheep, and steers. They are booked out months on hogs and lambs, and years on steers. Processors here are working 100% capacity and have been since the COVIDiocy began. I have to wait right now to defrost a big, ancient upright freezer and make sure that 1960s hardware still holds. I totally do the bulk meat buys with four growing children, but even that is getting crazy.

And at Aldi, I can still find the fattier grinds for $5/lb. This was marked-down meat (to $3/lb) I was scoring and checked out the original price. I pray I can still have the timing to follow the lady down the meat aisle that marks it down to get it out the door in a few months!

Posted by: Catherine at June 28, 2021 07:00 PM (okyLH)

55 Even in KC, 80/20 is $9/lb regular price. Wonder if India has a price for their sacred cows . . .
Posted by: Catherine

wtf
it's 4.99 here
Posted by: DB- just DB

***

80/20 is $3.29 here in Wegmans (SE PA)

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 28, 2021 07:00 PM (oEn12)

56 In Canada they'll jail you if you say something that upsets people.

Why is Trump on Rumble Canada?

Posted by: torabora at June 28, 2021 07:01 PM (p9Lko)

57 My name is Leon. Let me tell you about my mother

1 2 3 4 go.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at June 28, 2021 07:01 PM (eZwXS)

58 he last heifer I fed out was mean as shit. I enjoyed every hamburger she produced.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 28, 2021 06:40 PM

Got any brisket left?

Asking for a MoMe.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 28, 2021 07:02 PM (DMUuz)

59 Thanks for the link skip

Posted by: Funsize (EiPf6) at June 28, 2021 07:02 PM (EiPf6)

60 108 F outside.
Watching Clint Eastwood inside.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 28, 2021 07:03 PM (i0wNm)

61 The black kitten was adorable, but I can't show it to my wife, who will want another cat. I'm a hard "NO" on that.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy Agr8U at June 28, 2021 07:04 PM (Agr8U)

62 "Sudden Impact" is like somebody programmed a Blurb-o-matic Computer to generate a Dirty Harry movie.

Not complaining! It just seems...extruded?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at June 28, 2021 07:04 PM (Dc2NZ)

63 Duncanthrax, you are going to love the MoMe menu.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 28, 2021 07:05 PM (nYToj)

64 In Canada they'll jail you if you say something that upsets people.

Why is Trump on Rumble Canada?
Posted by: torabora at June 28, 2021 07:01 PM (p9Lko)

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You have your shrink on speed dial, don't you?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 28, 2021 07:05 PM (kTF2Z)

65 Geebus. It looks like Excel has raised their nat gas price. I do the average monthly dealio. It went from $52 a month to now $104. Fuck.

Posted by: Infidel at June 28, 2021 07:05 PM (dYrVA)

66 vmom where was that at?

Posted by: Skip at June 28, 2021 07:05 PM (Cxk7w)

67 Cut and paste fail.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 28, 2021 07:06 PM (kTF2Z)

68 Sorry about that tora bora.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 28, 2021 07:06 PM (kTF2Z)

69 Not complaining! It just seems...extruded?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at June 28, 2021 07:04 PM (Dc2NZ)

You say that like it's a bad thing!

Posted by: SPAM, it's what's for dinner! at June 28, 2021 07:07 PM (PiwSw)

70 Story at HotFart, Barr is officially coming out of the closet.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at June 28, 2021 07:09 PM (L2ZTs)

71 #65 Shouldn't it go down when it's NOT winter??

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at June 28, 2021 07:10 PM (UHVv4)

72
The legal battle lines are already being drawn in the Miami condo collapse. The engineer who did that Oct. 2018 inspection report saying there was structural damage that needed to be repaired right away is making public statements. Cost at the time was gonna be $12M to fix it, he said.

The Condo board, at least through their lawyers are saying nah, that wasn't the cause, it was a "subsurface problem", therefore not our fault.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 28, 2021 07:10 PM (Mzdiz)

73 Story at HotFart, Barr is officially coming out of the closet.
Officially joining the Dem Party??

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at June 28, 2021 07:11 PM (UHVv4)

74 publius, it's Florida. It's a given that it'll all turn out to be Trump's fault.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at June 28, 2021 07:11 PM (L2ZTs)

75 Sudden Impact isn't the best of the Dirty Harry movies. It's good, not great.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 28, 2021 07:11 PM (QFVV9)

76 andy, he may as well at this point.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at June 28, 2021 07:11 PM (L2ZTs)

77 Duncanthrax, you are going to love the MoMe menu.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 28, 2021 07:05 PM

Was just perusing a site that sells pemmican made from grass-fed beef. Turns out they have other meats as well, including bison. Amongst their bison offerings are Rocky Mountain Oysters. Possible appetizer?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 28, 2021 07:11 PM (DMUuz)

78 Puddleglum: "Go ahead, make my day!"

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at June 28, 2021 07:12 PM (L2ZTs)

79 Also I believe Jim Carrey is one of the coked-up assholes in Sudden Impact.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at June 28, 2021 07:13 PM (L2ZTs)

80
The Miami condo collapse is likely going to eclipse the last big collapse that like this which happened in 1981. A walkway at the Kansas City Hyatt Regency collapsed and killed 114 people.

You can count on two hands the number of such building collapse incidents in the US over the last 100 years. This is third level shit.

And it makes sense, we're going third world.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 28, 2021 07:13 PM (Mzdiz)

81 Exec summary on Barr? Saw snippets from article/interview, not impressive (on election, anyway). Playing to the ignorance of interviewer and publication's audience. Recall that prior to election, common-sensically, Barr was quite passionately outspoken about fraud potential from unsecure mail-in process.

But - a November miracle, I guess - such fraud didn't happen. Even as the (already inadequate) security measures were abandoned, as in NV, and other places.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at June 28, 2021 07:13 PM (OTzUX)

82 I do the average monthly dealio. It went from $52 a month to now $104. Fuck.
Posted by: Infidel at June 28, 2021 07:05 PM (dYrVA)

Wait a minute...we have DTE and we do the same thing (avg for year) and ours did the same - number for number

Posted by: A dude in MI at June 28, 2021 07:13 PM (/6GbT)

83 Drove up into the mountains today. I ran into a couple of cattle herds wandering around

Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at June 28, 2021 07:14 PM (cSyAR)

84 Duncanthrax, Can we smoke them? Thin sliced on a triscuit with red onion?

Posted by: Ben Had at June 28, 2021 07:14 PM (nYToj)

85 On of the Foxes buddies is the one investigating the hen house massacre.

Posted by: Skip at June 28, 2021 07:15 PM (Cxk7w)

86 My favorite line so far (after "make my day", natch), said to a bunch of howler monkeys on the corner:

She: Need a lift?

Young Punk: Why, yes ma'am.

She: Good. Then shove a jack up your ass!

[drives off]

Young Guy: Puta!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at June 28, 2021 07:15 PM (Dc2NZ)

87 108 F outside.
Watching Clint Eastwood inside.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 28, 2021 07:03 PM (i0wNm)

Clint in what?

I'm just gonna say it, I think Clint is vastly overrated as an actor and a director.

Much like John Wayne.

Posted by: TC at June 28, 2021 07:15 PM (UDCxc)

88 The cyclops wouldn't be able reach out and find anything.

No depth perception.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at June 28, 2021 07:17 PM (xopIz)

89 I ran into a couple of cattle herds wandering around
Posted by: Northernlurker

Road kill tastes great!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 28, 2021 07:17 PM (82k07)

90 >Also I believe Jim Carrey is one of the coked-up assholes in Sudden Impact.
Posted by: qdpsteve

no, he OD'd on smack in The Dead Pool

Posted by: DB- just DB (iTXRQ) at June 28, 2021 07:17 PM (iTXRQ)

91 Kitten discovering his paws is priceless.

Posted by: creeper at June 28, 2021 07:17 PM (XxJt1)

92 @70

It was apparent after two months on the job that Barr was a Bush World/Uniparty asshole.

Some could see this, some couldn't.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 28, 2021 07:17 PM (d391o)

93 but Chris Wallace is never cautioned about injecting his blatant leftwing politics into what is held out as a "news" program with no opinion.
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Chris Wallace is literally doing the exact job he is there to do.

Posted by: ... at June 28, 2021 07:17 PM (Sq5xa)

94 Better turn this off, getting shorter on my 8 hrs by the minute.
Have a great evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at June 28, 2021 07:18 PM (Cxk7w)

95 AZ, especially with some Roadkill Helper and Shake-n-Bake...

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at June 28, 2021 07:18 PM (L2ZTs)

96 87 108 F outside.
Watching Clint Eastwood inside.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 28, 2021 07:03 PM

Clint in what?

I'm just gonna say it, I think Clint is vastly overrated as an actor and a director.

Much like John Wayne.

Posted by: TC

https://youtu.be/0pnwE_Oy5WI

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 28, 2021 07:18 PM (QFVV9)

97 >I'm just gonna say it, I think Clint is vastly overrated as an actor and a director.

Much like John Wayne.

Posted by: TC

you'll find few who share your assessment

Posted by: DB- just DB (iTXRQ) at June 28, 2021 07:18 PM (iTXRQ)

98 Wait a minute...we have DTE and we do the same thing (avg for year) and ours did the same - number for number
Posted by: A dude in MI

I will call later this week when I have suppressed the rage. I will have to look for a statement from a year ago.

Posted by: Infidel at June 28, 2021 07:19 PM (dYrVA)

99 Down below the cloud video is one with a black and grey cat walking together. Black cat is blind. Makes your eyes sting a bit.

Posted by: Javems at June 28, 2021 07:19 PM (8SSHh)

100 89 I ran into a couple of cattle herds wandering around
Posted by: Northernlurker

Road kill tastes great!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 28, 2021 07:17 PM (82k07)

I think running into a Hereford cow would not be a good experience.

Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at June 28, 2021 07:20 PM (cSyAR)

101 Clint is more than competent as a director but almost without exception his movies are dark, brooding and soulless.

Posted by: ... at June 28, 2021 07:20 PM (Sq5xa)

102 I'm just gonna say it, I think Clint is vastly overrated as an actor and a director.

Much like John Wayne.

Posted by: TC at June 28, 2021 07:15 PM (UDCxc)

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And that, Officer, is when the fight started.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 28, 2021 07:21 PM (kTF2Z)

103 Tucker just confirmed that the Biden Administration is spying on him.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 28, 2021 07:21 PM (NpAcC)

104 66 vmom where was that at?
Posted by: Skip

the one in Collegeville
it's the big 6 lb pack that's cheap

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 28, 2021 07:22 PM (oEn12)

105 I remember seeing something similar to the death clouds on Lake Michigan. It wasn't long before 60 mph winds and rain (and sand) were flying

Posted by: A dude in MI at June 28, 2021 07:23 PM (/6GbT)

106 From the wipe your brow bureau. Buzzards are swarming over a portion of one of my front pastures. My ancient gelding is alive and well.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 28, 2021 07:23 PM (nYToj)

107 Back lot of ranchers take their herds up into the mountains to graze in the summer.

Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at June 28, 2021 07:24 PM (cSyAR)

108 So, a builder builds a condo. The customers buy units, which is just the space and the HOA owns the building. But the HOA is in a way the owners.

Condo falls down and the owners are responsible and the builder is nowhere to be found?

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at June 28, 2021 07:24 PM (xopIz)

109 Going in against Clint Eastwood, might be one of the most bold hot takes I've seen in a while.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 28, 2021 07:24 PM (d391o)

110 Thank you Ben Had, but the blessing is on me. I've never enjoyed anything as much as this. Wish I could have been doing it much sooner.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 28, 2021 07:24 PM (nxdel)

111 It was apparent after two months on the job that Barr was a Bush World/Uniparty asshole.
Some could see this, some couldn't.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 28, 2021 07:17 PM (d391o)

Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with President Trump's Constitutional Rights - we did.

But you can't hold the whole DOJ responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole American legal system? And if the whole American legal system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our federal institutions in general? In summation, TOGA! TOGA!

Posted by: Bagpipes Billy Boy Barr at June 28, 2021 07:25 PM (R/m4+)

112 I'm just gonna say it, I think Clint is vastly overrated as an actor and a director.

Much like John Wayne.

Posted by: TC at June 28, 2021 07:15 PM (UDCxc)

Actor maybe. Director no way if you go by the resume.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 28, 2021 07:25 PM (2DOZq)

113 I ran into a couple of cattle herds wandering around
Posted by: Northernlurker

I ran into a couple mighty fine heifers the other night.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 28, 2021 07:26 PM (axyOa)

114 The boomsticks of "Sudden Impact":

http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Sudden_Impact

I like Horace's S&W 3000 shotgun.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at June 28, 2021 07:26 PM (Dc2NZ)

115 A walkway at the Kansas City Hyatt Regency collapsed and killed 114 people.

Will never forget it. My mom had just walked through there 15 minutes before the collapse.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 28, 2021 07:26 PM (nxdel)

116 Clint Eastwood has a compelling stage presence.

Whatever he is doing, it is interesting.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at June 28, 2021 07:26 PM (xopIz)

117
Watching Clint Eastwood inside.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 28, 2021 07:03 PM (i0wNm)

https://bit.ly/3gZA5av
Twist at the end!

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 28, 2021 07:26 PM (ufFY8)

118
John Wayne was awarded the Congressional Gold Medal. One side has an image of him riding his horse. On the front side is his portrait. The inscription reads simply, "John Wayne, American."

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 28, 2021 07:27 PM (Mzdiz)

119 Duncanthrax, Can we smoke them? Thin sliced on a triscuit with red onion?
Posted by: Ben Had at June 28, 2021 07:14 PM

My initial thought is 'probably not', given the low fat/zero connective tissue content, but I honestly don't know. Generally prepared by grilling, frying, and roasting (I've had boiled, would NOT recommend). Could do a pellet-grill roast, which would put some smoke on them. I doubt brining them would help. Maybe someone's wrapped them in bacon. I'll give Bob from NSA a giggle with a search.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 28, 2021 07:27 PM (DMUuz)

120 Is there anything cuter than a black kitten with four paws? I think not.

Posted by: Eromero at June 28, 2021 07:27 PM (0OP+5)

121 Clint Eastwood has directed a great western, a great love story and a great buddy flicks as well as good films in many genres.

That's quite a feat.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 28, 2021 07:27 PM (d391o)

122 The video of Portland was depressing. These vermin are ready and happy to take over everywhere.

Posted by: Ordinary American at June 28, 2021 07:28 PM (84Mkk)

123 I ran into a couple mighty fine heifers the other night.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 28, 2021 07:26 PM

Sounds like you were udderly entranced!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 28, 2021 07:28 PM (DMUuz)

124 Great news!!

Miss Nevada 2021 is a Trannie.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 28, 2021 07:29 PM (dx4g4)

125 Well Ben Had, Benny is 2 today.

Posted by: Muad'dib at June 28, 2021 07:29 PM (Um2IM)

126 Clint is more than competent as a director but almost without exception his movies are dark, brooding and soulless.
Posted by: ... at June 28, 2021 07:20 PM (Sq5xa)

Even the ones with the monkey?

Posted by: Oldcat at June 28, 2021 07:30 PM (eoQWY)

127 If it's still this hot tomorrow I may be forced to go for a beer.

Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at June 28, 2021 07:30 PM (cSyAR)

128 123 I ran into a couple mighty fine heifers the other night.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 28, 2021 07:26 PM

Sounds like you were udderly entranced!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 28, 2021 07:28 PM (DMUuz)

Y'all are going to milk this for all it's worth, aren't you?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 28, 2021 07:31 PM (PiwSw)

129 In the Code of Hammurabi, if a building falls down and kills anyone, the builder gets executed.

Sometimes the old ways are the best ways.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at June 28, 2021 07:31 PM (xopIz)

130 124 Great news!!

Miss Nevada 2021 is a Trannie.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 28, 2021 07:29 PM (dx4g4)

So men make better women?

Wo, Feminism wave 3 sure fucked up that call.

Posted by: Bete at June 28, 2021 07:31 PM (Ojki1)

131 Miss Nevada 2021 is a Trannie.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 28, 2021 07:29 PM (dx4g4)

Didn't know, don't care, will never care. This is not aimed at you btw.

Posted by: ... at June 28, 2021 07:31 PM (Sq5xa)

132 No ear protection, guys?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at June 28, 2021 07:31 PM (Dc2NZ)

133 Orangutans are not monkeys!

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at June 28, 2021 07:31 PM (xopIz)

134 Miss Nevada 2021 is a Trannie.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 28, 2021 07:29 PM (dx4g4)

I'm SOOOOO ready to leave this state. NV is completely californicated into submission. We're basically wearing the gimp suit and ball gag now.

Posted by: Eat the Eloi at June 28, 2021 07:31 PM (V3EEC)

135 hiya

Posted by: JT at June 28, 2021 07:31 PM (arJlL)

136 131

Just one more American institution destroyed. Not that I ever gave a shit about who Miss Nevada was or Miss America. But some people
Did and now those people have been told to fuck off.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 28, 2021 07:33 PM (dx4g4)

137 Maud'dib, Oh my, how time flies. Please, don't forget that I need his collar size. He is on my picture rotation every day.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 28, 2021 07:33 PM (nYToj)

138 Clint is damn good stuff, and made some killer movies. But I'd agree he is a bit one dimensional side as an actor. That's just kinda who he is, and maybe why it worked so well in the spaghetti trilogy.

Squint, gum a Tiperello cigar around, spit, bad guy sweats, shoot, smile. Done!

"That's a wrap! Break for lunch everybody!"

Posted by: Common Tater at June 28, 2021 07:33 PM (ymIWG)

139 > Orangutans are not monkeys!
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at June 28, 2021 07:31 PM (xopIz)

We need a ruling from Soothsayer.

Posted by: Muad'dib at June 28, 2021 07:33 PM (Um2IM)

140 John Wayne played to character most of the time, but any honest assessment of The Searchers puts to rest any thought he couldn't "act".

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at June 28, 2021 07:34 PM (oWBc3)

141 Magnum Force

Posted by: bonhomme at June 28, 2021 07:34 PM (i0wNm)

142 rangutans are not monkeys!
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at June 28, 2021 07:31 PM (xopIz)

We need a ruling from Soothsayer.
Posted by: Muad'dib at June 28, 2021 07:33 PM (Um2IM)

*Wanders in and trashes everyone saying the "M" word.*

Posted by: The Librarian at June 28, 2021 07:34 PM (Ojki1)

143 128 123 I ran into a couple mighty fine heifers the other night.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 28, 2021 07:26 PM

Sounds like you were udderly entranced!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 28, 2021 07:28 PM (DMUuz)

Y'all are going to milk this for all it's worth, aren't you?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 28, 2021 07:31 PM (PiwSw)

I refuse to answer in kine. Let's steer the conversation back to classier fare.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at June 28, 2021 07:34 PM (Dc2NZ)

144
Even the ones with the monkey?

Posted by: Oldcat at June 28, 2021 07:30 PM (eoQWY)

It should be noted I love Unforgiven. But even that one seems to fit the bill.

I find him frustrating because I like to enjoy movies. And his tone, common to almost every post-2000 effort, is *almost* a deal breaker for me.

I don't want to want to kill myself when the credits of a movie roll.

Posted by: ... at June 28, 2021 07:35 PM (Sq5xa)

145 bah, someone beat me to The Librarian !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 28, 2021 07:35 PM (wHoql)

146
As a line from a Hank Williams, Jr. song goes, "Clint Eastwood and ol' John Wayne. They loved cowboys, they loved trains. Ridin' across the silver screen...you see they were smart, they never changed."

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 28, 2021 07:35 PM (Mzdiz)

147 >No ear protection, guys?
Posted by: All Hail Eris

yeah. One of the things about movie gunfights is, no one ever gets hearing damage. It's pretty neat.

This one time, at band camp, I popped off 1 round from a .45 outside with no hearing protection. I think my left ear is still fvcked up from it.

Posted by: DB- just DB (iTXRQ) at June 28, 2021 07:35 PM (iTXRQ)

148 All weekend I was out and about with crowds. No masks anywhere, no social distancing none of the bullshit. And yet what is on the news still? Corona this Corona that some new variant which will kill us all.

And then I read that 96-%Of Democrats still think the pandemic is a thing. Almost as if they are NPCs who parrot what they see on TV or something, lol.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 28, 2021 07:36 PM (dx4g4)

149 Monkeys have tails. Apes do not.

Posted by: DB- just DB (iTXRQ) at June 28, 2021 07:37 PM (iTXRQ)

150 I horse laugh in the fucking face of all the lefty contestants in Nevada who prepared their beautiful Climate Change, Police Brutality, America Sucks, and Systemic Racism speeches, only to realize they should have had a dick to cut off.

Joke's on you, bitch. Get a real fucking job.

Posted by: ... at June 28, 2021 07:37 PM (Sq5xa)

151 Not sure I have ever seen a John Wayne movie. But Clint Eastwood has made some great ones. Unforgiven is one of my favorite movies ever and I am not a western fan.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 28, 2021 07:37 PM (dx4g4)

152 Clint's movies are like a lot of movies

one cliche after another, tied together with some music

maybe that's what life is

Posted by: REDACTED at June 28, 2021 07:37 PM (8o8kf)

153 A realistic cop movie would have the gun fight at the beginning, then everybody yells "WHAT?" for the rest of the movie

Posted by: DB- just DB (iTXRQ) at June 28, 2021 07:38 PM (iTXRQ)

154 Talk low. Talk slow. Don't say too much.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 28, 2021 07:38 PM (i0wNm)

155 I am glad that some beauty winners are now transexuals...See, now I do not have to feel bad I never banged one

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 28, 2021 07:38 PM (IHyjr)

156 I looked that the pandemic mania and said fuck you. I was just fortunate to live in a small enough place that was possible.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 28, 2021 07:38 PM (nYToj)

157 Ben Had -

Did you get my e-mail ?

Posted by: JT at June 28, 2021 07:38 PM (arJlL)

158 Clint is more than competent as a director but almost without exception his movies are dark, brooding and soulless.
Posted by: ... at June 28, 2021 07:20 PM (Sq5xa

Space Cowboys

Posted by: Just a side note at June 28, 2021 07:38 PM (EjQ00)

159 Hey anyone hear from Wyatt Earp today, i heard they were shooting at cops in Philly?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 28, 2021 07:39 PM (IHyjr)

160 "Not sure I have ever seen a John Wayne movie."

What?

Posted by: lowandslow at June 28, 2021 07:39 PM (qH6FZ)

161 The legal battle lines are already being drawn in the Miami condo collapse. The engineer who did that Oct. 2018 inspection report saying there was structural damage that needed to be repaired right away is making public statements. Cost at the time was gonna be $12M to fix it, he said.

The Condo board, at least through their lawyers are saying nah, that wasn't the cause, it was a "subsurface problem", therefore not our fault.

All moot. The FBI is on the scene. Evidence destroyed, confusing and contradictory narratives will be proffered.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 28, 2021 07:39 PM (nBC+g)

162 Life has become "Flawless"

Posted by: Ben Had at June 28, 2021 07:39 PM (nYToj)

163 149 Monkeys have tails. Apes do not.
Posted by: DB- just DB (iTXRQ) at June 28, 2021 07:37 PM (iTXRQ)

*checks for tail*

wut ?

Posted by: REDACTED at June 28, 2021 07:39 PM (8o8kf)

164 Space Cowboys

Posted by: Just a side note at June 28, 2021 07:38 PM (EjQ00)

I swear I've never heard of it. I did clarify with post-2000 but I will look into this one.

Posted by: ... at June 28, 2021 07:40 PM (Sq5xa)

165 Going in against Clint Eastwood, might be one of the most bold hot takes I've seen in a while.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 28, 2021 07:24 PM (d391o

When you take away Unforgiven what did Clint have that was truly outstanding?

The spaghetti westerns, really?

The Dirty Harry flicks? If it was the 80'a they woulda been done as well by Stallone or Swartzeneger.

Posted by: TC at June 28, 2021 07:40 PM (UDCxc)

166 155 I am glad that some beauty winners are now transexuals...See, now I do not have to feel bad I never banged one
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 28, 2021 07:38 PM (IHyjr)

It could happen to anyone!

Posted by: Eddie Murphy at June 28, 2021 07:40 PM (Ojki1)

167 JT, I did and I am still laughing. Thank you my friend.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 28, 2021 07:40 PM (nYToj)

168
Clint's Sergio Leone trilogy character is known as the Man With No Name.

That was what made Clint. Movies like High Plains Drifter and Josey Wales are essentially the Man With No Name. An anti-hero and one tough son of a bitch.

That's is the icon that is Clint Eastwood.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 28, 2021 07:41 PM (Mzdiz)

169 25 There are rumors coming out that GOP Chair Ronna McDaniel was out banging the drum that Trump was the past and we need to move on from him.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 28, 2021 06:45 PM (YYlyE)
----------

Isn't she related to the Romney Clan?

Posted by: Braenyard, (pJade) at June 28, 2021 07:41 PM (pJade)

170 Monkeys have tails. Apes do not.
Posted by: DB- just DB

Oh, the monkeys have no tails in Zamboanga.....

Posted by: JT at June 28, 2021 07:41 PM (arJlL)

171 I went out of state a few weeks ago and forgot that the Rona was still happening there. I stopped to get gas off the highway and just casually walked in. Everyone inside was masked up. For a second it startled me. I went about my business mask free. Nobody said anything but I did get a few looks.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 28, 2021 07:41 PM (dx4g4)

172 155 I am glad that some beauty winners are now transexuals...See, now I do not have to feel bad I never banged one

In Amerika, tranny beauty queen bangs you.

Posted by: Yakov Fuckoff at June 28, 2021 07:41 PM (QU5/8)

173 143 128 123 I ran into a couple mighty fine heifers the other night.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 28, 2021 07:26 PM
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Sounds like you were udderly entranced!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 28, 2021 07:28 PM (DMUuz)
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Y'all are going to milk this for all it's worth, aren't you?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 28, 2021 07:31 PM (PiwSw)
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I refuse to answer in kine. Let's steer the conversation back to classier fare.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at June 28, 2021 07:34 PM (Dc2NZ)
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This place has gone to the ungulates.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 28, 2021 07:41 PM (VcFUs)

174 JT, I did and I am still laughing. Thank you my friend.
Posted by: Ben Had

You are MOST welcome !

Posted by: JT at June 28, 2021 07:42 PM (arJlL)

175 I see the contrarians are out tonight. Where's c5?

Posted by: Just a side note at June 28, 2021 07:42 PM (EjQ00)

176 So they are surrounding the WH to demand climate action? Insurrection much? They should fly to the NW and do a rain dance

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at June 28, 2021 07:42 PM (oWBc3)

177 I've been hearing weird noises up in my attic for a week now. So I'm thinking about putting a trail camera or two up there to see if I can catch what it is.

I hear big bumps and bangs like a moose walking around or something. I guess it could just be a rat but whatever it might be is really thumping the floorboards and I hear things jostle and fall. So, I run up there and I see nothing. Every single time.

Would using a trail camera in a dark attic even work for capturing critters as small as a rat? (or ghosts, or escaped ax murderers) It's really been freaking me out. And I always hear this sort of shit when the rest of my family is traveling and I'm home alone.

This might just be the beginning of a "found video" horror movie.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 28, 2021 07:42 PM (SsMRU)

178 Here's the pushback woman and others at Wi Spa.
If you weren't here earlier it's heart warming.

Pt 1 - https://is.gd/M4PCNx

Pt 2 - https://is.gd/MXQo2C

Posted by: Braenyard, (pJade) at June 28, 2021 07:42 PM (pJade)

179 "Free Senior Beagle needs to be gone by this weekend." WTH is wrong with people? Seriously, this world is messed up.

Before we were married, Bozo Conservative was looking for a companion cat for his young female cat. A co-worker knew of someone who wanted to get rid of a young male cat who was living in a carrier in their garage. They were "not cat people."

And it is their loss. Nugget is an awesome cat. He is smart and funny and almost every day, digs something like a silk flower out of the basement and brings it to me.

Posted by: shibumi at June 28, 2021 07:42 PM (3fR4G)

180 Is the cattle pun conversation private or can anyone horn their way in?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 28, 2021 07:43 PM (kTF2Z)

181 This might just be the beginning of a "found video" horror movie.
Posted by: banana Dream

do it as a webcam so we know where to find your body ...

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 28, 2021 07:43 PM (oEn12)

182
Monkeys have tails.

Not in Zamboanga!

Posted by: Whales at June 28, 2021 07:43 PM (63Dwl)

183 The climate does change. From hot in summer to cold in winter and back to hot in summer. Some summers even get really hot. But we must ban cars and planes cuz reasons.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 28, 2021 07:43 PM (dx4g4)

184 Posted by: TC at June 28, 2021 07:40 PM (UDCx

You may want to look up his list of directed movies.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 28, 2021 07:44 PM (EjQ00)

185 You guys just cudn't pass up the cow puns, cud you??

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at June 28, 2021 07:44 PM (UHVv4)

186 Hey we all know cows are sacred, especially the parts marked prime rib.

Posted by: Eromero at June 28, 2021 07:44 PM (0OP+5)

187 I'm sorry to hear that you were killed by attic demons next week, Banana Dream.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 28, 2021 07:44 PM (QU5/8)

188 The Dirty Harry flicks? If it was the 80'a they woulda been done as well by Stallone or Swartzeneger.

Did either Stallone or Schwarzenegger ever learn to talk or do they still grunt and make vocalizations?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 28, 2021 07:44 PM (nBC+g)

189 149 Monkeys have tails. Apes do not.
Posted by: DB- just DB (iTXRQ) at June 28, 2021 07:37 PM (iTXRQ)
*checks for tail*
wut ?
Posted by: REDACTED at June 28, 2021 07:39 PM (8o8kf)

I knew a guy once, Roddy for Rodriguez, from the PR who had a tail.

His ass hair hug down like a tail in the shower. We all told him he was part chimp.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 28, 2021 07:45 PM (R/m4+)

190 Can you make a cow's ear out of a silk flower??

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at June 28, 2021 07:45 PM (UHVv4)

191 shibumi, words fail where you have given life.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 28, 2021 07:45 PM (nYToj)

192 180 Is the cattle pun conversation private or can anyone horn their way in?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 28, 2021 07:43 PM (kTF2Z)

I wouldn't have any beef with you joining in

Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at June 28, 2021 07:45 PM (cSyAR)

193 @165
I'd have to look but I can't think of a single actor/director that has had as many great to good films in as many genres as Clint Eastwood.

He's obviously not your cup of tea, to each their own, but he's more than just Westerns.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 28, 2021 07:45 PM (d391o)

194 Betting the people who are dissing Clint think fucking Tom Hanks is an actor. Just sayin.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at June 28, 2021 07:45 PM (oWBc3)

195 Put a light in the attic. If the noises go away problem solved. Otherwise you'll be able to see your critter or goblin.

Posted by: f'd at June 28, 2021 07:47 PM (Tnijr)

196 Tucker said someone at NSA came to him to say they're watching him with the intent of getting him off air.

https://bit.ly/3x7B3Hs

Posted by: bonhomme at June 28, 2021 07:47 PM (i0wNm)

197 *Hugs Eromero until he gasps for air*

Posted by: Ben Had at June 28, 2021 07:47 PM (nYToj)

198 It was 102 in ABQ when I was there last week. Today it's 74. But global warming doncha know.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 28, 2021 07:47 PM (nxdel)

199 192 180 Is the cattle pun conversation private or can anyone horn their way in?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 28, 2021 07:43 PM (kTF2Z)

I wouldn't have any beef with you joining in
Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at June 28, 2021 07:45 PM (cSyAR)

And now the stampede will start.

Posted by: Bete at June 28, 2021 07:47 PM (Ojki1)

200 I see the contrarians are out tonight. Where's c5?
Posted by: Just a side note
___

Newsflash:

Not everyone is a fanboy/fangirl of whatever celebrity you like.

Sometimes, some of y'all bears more than a little similarity to the thought police currently in charge.

Posted by: SMH at June 28, 2021 07:47 PM (uSVNX)

201 wonder if Bubba has figured out that there is a God and he is fan of TDOH ??

Posted by: REDACTED at June 28, 2021 07:48 PM (8o8kf)

202 Is that your brand over mine on that steer?

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 28, 2021 07:48 PM (VcFUs)

203 Heat Dome or Heat Wave?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sW9mCPlp61U

Posted by: Braenyard, (pJade) at June 28, 2021 07:48 PM (pJade)

204 And remember, football is ghey.

Posted by: Caliban at June 28, 2021 07:48 PM (HgGBT)

205 I wonder if banana dream ever saw that movie about people secretly living in someone's attic?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 28, 2021 07:49 PM (oEn12)

206 I wouldn't have any beef with you joining in
Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at June 28, 2021 07:45 PM (cSyAR)

And now the stampede will start.
Posted by: Bete at June 28, 2021 07:47 PM (Ojki1)

It would behoove you to join in

Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at June 28, 2021 07:49 PM (cSyAR)

207 I looked that the pandemic mania and said fuck you. I was just fortunate to live in a small enough place that was possible.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 28, 2021 07:38 PM (nYToj)

Texas is small?

Posted by: RI Pink at June 28, 2021 07:49 PM (BmG32)

208 Posted by: banana Dream at June 28, 2021 07:42 PM (SsMRU)

It might be you. Did you see Primer?

Posted by: ... at June 28, 2021 07:49 PM (Sq5xa)

209 >This might just be the beginning of a "found video" horror movie.
Posted by: banana Dream

you know, it's probably just some hideous monster-
hide under the bed, should be okay

Posted by: DB- just DB (iTXRQ) at June 28, 2021 07:49 PM (iTXRQ)

210 The Outlaw Josey Wales and The Shootist, and Clint Eastwood nor John Wayne can't act?

Posted by: Eromero at June 28, 2021 07:50 PM (0OP+5)

211 SMH, time can't pass soon enough.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 28, 2021 07:50 PM (nYToj)

212 Amen, Ben Had.

Posted by: SMH at June 28, 2021 07:50 PM (uSVNX)

213 Next up:

Humphrey Bogart was a sawed off runt who couldn't act his way out of paper bag and Orson Wells was always hamming it up in a faggy mid-Atlantic accent.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 28, 2021 07:50 PM (d391o)

214 I wouldn't have any beef with you joining in
Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at June 28, 2021 07:45 PM (cSyAR)

---------

Thanks! I wouldn't want to steak a claim to the conversation without permission.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 28, 2021 07:51 PM (kTF2Z)

215 Liz Taylor was not that pretty

Posted by: DB- just DB (iTXRQ) at June 28, 2021 07:51 PM (iTXRQ)

216 It's 108 in downtown Seattle.

People are still wearing masks. And I got yelled at for now elevating one outside while waiting for the ferry.

So, I hung a mask off my right ear.
There. I'm wearing a fucking mask.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 28, 2021 07:51 PM (3DjsT)

217 Betting the people who are dissing Clint think fucking Tom Hanks is an actor. Just sayin.
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at June 28, 2021 07:45 PM (oWBc3),

Tom Hanks is as wooden an actor as Clint.

And Forrest Gump is the most overrated movie of all-time.

Posted by: TC at June 28, 2021 07:51 PM (UDCxc)

218 These beef puns are about to get X serrated.

Posted by: ... at June 28, 2021 07:52 PM (Sq5xa)

219 @177: "This might just be the beginning of a "found video" horror movie."

More like a found video porn movie if the noises are a starseed come to impregnate you.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 28, 2021 07:52 PM (+WWsf)

220 Autocucumber is not my friend.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 28, 2021 07:52 PM (3DjsT)

221 We're talking about cows, and everyone elsw is talking about bad western mooooooooovies with cowboys.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 28, 2021 07:52 PM (VcFUs)

222 @196

And notice that the Tucker segment is also a shot across the bow, to tell the black hat watchers are, in turn, being watched.

Posted by: artemis at June 28, 2021 07:52 PM (AwPyG)

223 " I wonder if banana dream ever saw that movie about people secretly living in someone's attic?"

BD's got Jews in the attic?

Posted by: f'd at June 28, 2021 07:52 PM (Tnijr)

224 nurse, Texas loves you.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 28, 2021 07:53 PM (nYToj)

225 I'd have to look but I can't think of a single actor/director that has had as many great to good films in as many genres as Clint Eastwood.

I dunno

maybe William Wyler

Posted by: REDACTED at June 28, 2021 07:53 PM (8o8kf)

226 @222
There are no white hats, perhaps there are gray hats, but white hats are right out.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 28, 2021 07:53 PM (d391o)

227 BTW, if you go over to instapundit, the lead story is:

"BREAKING: Hunter Biden's Firm Funded Company That Partnered With Wuhan Lab on Bat Research"

It's a long link, but you'll see it when you get there.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at June 28, 2021 07:53 PM (Clxcy)

228 Scottie Pippen accuses Phil Jackson of being racist

Pippen must be a real piece of work...sounds like a real asshoe to me

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 28, 2021 07:53 PM (IHyjr)

229 Next up:

Humphrey Bogart was a sawed off runt who couldn't act his way out of paper bag and Orson Wells was always hamming it up in a faggy mid-Atlantic accent.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 28, 2021 07:50 PM (d391o)

Cary Grant was a no talent ass clown. [am i doing this right?]

Posted by: Count de Monet, checked out of the Heartbreak Hotel (4I/2K) at June 28, 2021 07:53 PM (4I/2K)

230 BREAKING: Hunter Biden's Firm Funded Company That Partnered With Wuhan Lab on Bat Research"

I am sure the NY Times, Wsh Post, and CNN will be over it

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 28, 2021 07:54 PM (IHyjr)

231 So, there I was, just relaxing in the attic, when some asshole puts a camera in here!

Posted by: Keepers Creepers Monster at June 28, 2021 07:54 PM (kTF2Z)

232 Miss Nevada 2021 is a Trannie.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 28, 2021 07:29 PM (dx4g4)

I have a pussy
I had a dick-ah
This is a problem
I'm really sick!

Posted by: Trannstein at June 28, 2021 07:54 PM (II3Gr)

233
Yeah, and that Dean Martin wasn't cool. He was a big ol' nerd.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 28, 2021 07:54 PM (Mzdiz)

234 DaVinci should have stuck to painting houses.

Posted by: ... at June 28, 2021 07:55 PM (Sq5xa)

235 Ooops, Ben. It really is me. My white supremacy has been affecting my complexion.

Posted by: RI Pink at June 28, 2021 07:55 PM (BmG32)

236 @228

It's really kinda funny; Phil Jackson was the zen master of getting prima donnas from the two races to work in harmony.

But he was racist; gotcha

Posted by: artemis at June 28, 2021 07:55 PM (AwPyG)

237 Bif, Can't be a cowboy without cows.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 28, 2021 07:55 PM (nYToj)

238 234 DaVinci should have stuck to painting houses.
Posted by: ... at June 28, 2021 07:55 PM (Sq5xa)

so, you're saying "learn to code"

Posted by: REDACTED at June 28, 2021 07:56 PM (8o8kf)

239 Errol Flynn was no swordsman.

Posted by: Count de Monet, checked out of the Heartbreak Hotel (4I/2K) at June 28, 2021 07:56 PM (4I/2K)

240 Humphrey Bogart was a sawed off runt who couldn't act his way out of
paper bag and Orson Wells was always hamming it up in a faggy
mid-Atlantic accent.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 28, 2021 07:50 PM (d391o)

Cary Grant was a no talent ass clown. [am i doing this right?]
And Sophie Marceau? What a hideous skank!

Posted by: pep at June 28, 2021 07:56 PM (v16oJ)

241
That Isaac Newton was a retard. Big Dummy.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 28, 2021 07:56 PM (Mzdiz)

242 234 DaVinci should have stuck to painting houses.
Posted by: ... at June 28, 2021 07:55 PM (Sq5xa)

Bastard called himself Ramsey when he painted the flayed man on my barn. My barn where the cows get milked. And the bone tomahawk indians eat the help and not the cows.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 28, 2021 07:57 PM (VcFUs)

243 We stopped at a gas station in town on the way out to your place. The guys there were aghast at my not wearing a mask. They were sure the Covid was going to get me.

Posted by: Emmie (tcsxg) at June 28, 2021 07:57 PM (tcsxg)

244 What did Sean Connery do that was so special?

Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at June 28, 2021 07:57 PM (cSyAR)

245 239 Errol Flynn was no swordsman.
Posted by: Count de Monet, checked out of the Heartbreak Hotel (4I/2K) at June 28, 2021 07:56 PM (4I/2K)
------------

That's a 2 in binary

Posted by: Braenyard, (pJade) at June 28, 2021 07:57 PM (pJade)

246 Liz Taylor was not that pretty
Posted by: DB- just DB (iTXRQ) at June 28, 2021 07:51 PM (iTXRQ)

At her peak she was uniquely sultry.

Posted by: TC at June 28, 2021 07:57 PM (UDCxc)

247 Next, RI Red learns to type while lying on a hammock with a laptop and a kitten on his belly.

Posted by: RI Red at June 28, 2021 07:58 PM (BmG32)

248 Indians let animals get away with all kinds of crazy shit. Raiding parties of monkeys regularly invade *whole office buildings* in New Delhi.

I can tell you this... If those disgusting animals were coming into my office I'd be knouting those sumbitches with wild, ruthless abandon. They'd rue the Day of the Knout.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 28, 2021 07:58 PM (pfqSb)

249 And face it Copernicus was overrated. Guy milks one theory for how many centuries now?

Posted by: ... at June 28, 2021 07:58 PM (Sq5xa)

250 >>Phil Jackson was the zen master of getting prima donnas from the two races to work in harmony.

Guy fancies himself a Buddhist.

That's all the effort I will waste on insulting him. Because, it kinda speaks for itself.

Posted by: garrett at June 28, 2021 07:58 PM (BDUuV)

251 237 Bif, Can't be a cowboy without cows.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 28, 2021 07:55 PM (nYToj)

Hi Ben Had!

I know, we're riffing on Diogene's udderly good time comment.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 28, 2021 07:58 PM (VcFUs)

252 244 What did Sean Connery do that was so special?
Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at June 28, 2021 07:57 PM (cSyAR)

He was never much of an actor, but he made all the ladies moist, so voila - movie star.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at June 28, 2021 07:58 PM (II3Gr)

253 Cary Grant was a no talent ass clown. [am i doing this right?]
Posted by: Count de Monet, checked out of the Heartbreak Hotel

Its funny when you do it

https://tinyurl.com/8fz7y5tk

Posted by: JT at June 28, 2021 07:58 PM (arJlL)

254 RI Pink, Do you Really want to play with me?

Posted by: Ben Had at June 28, 2021 07:59 PM (nYToj)

255 Scottie Pippin must still be pissed that Jackson knew Jordan was a better player.

Or maybe being a racist NBA coach is some kind of super zen buddist winning move.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 28, 2021 07:59 PM (5p7BC)

256 >>And face it Copernicus was overrated. Guy milks one theory for how many centuries now?

He might have been right, but his model was simply innacurate.

Posted by: Ptolomy! at June 28, 2021 07:59 PM (BDUuV)

257 Clowns peering out of sewers
#less creepy than Joe

Face-sized spiders
#less creepy than Joe

The guy in the white suit from The Untouchables
#less creepy than Joe

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 28, 2021 07:59 PM (ybIRR)

258 Yeah, Gran Torino was a horrible movie. *

*mother of all sarc tags

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 28, 2021 07:59 PM (kTF2Z)

259 Ben Had.
You're so sweet.
I love Tx. Was walking to the ferry and ran into a group of folks who obviously didn't know where they were going. So I asked if I could help. Turns out they were headed to my side and I told them to follow me. They were whoot. All from Dallas. One of the women graduated from my high school.

Talked the whole way over, pointed out some landmarks. Told them to get the hell out of the city and go hike in the mountains.

I hope they do.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 28, 2021 07:59 PM (3DjsT)

260 Albert Einstein was only relatively brilliant.

Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at June 28, 2021 07:59 PM (cSyAR)

261 You tell Clint Eastwood he can't act...I'll film it.

Posted by: VisionHarry at June 28, 2021 07:59 PM (8iyB1)

262
Yeah, and that Audrey Hepburn was a no class skank. The Kardashian of her day.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 28, 2021 07:59 PM (Mzdiz)

263 >That Isaac Newton was a retard. Big Dummy.
Posted by: publius,

Einstein too, right?

GO BACK TO THE PATENT OFFICE, OLD MAN- SOMEONE'S GONNA INVENT THE TOASTER

Posted by: DB- just DB (iTXRQ) at June 28, 2021 08:00 PM (iTXRQ)

264 244 What did Sean Connery do that was so special?
Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at June 28, 2021 07:57 PM (cSyAR)

He let another the 2-bit voice actor for crusty the crab lop off his head and spoke in a shitty spainiard accent

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 28, 2021 08:00 PM (VcFUs)

265 177 I've been hearing weird noises up in my attic for a week now.
Posted by: banana Dream

Do you, perchance, live in a very old house? If so, how's the chimney looking?

We kept hearing loud noises in our attic. It sounded like something rolling around up there. We took to calling it the Rolling Phantom.

One morning, after a stormy night with a whole lot of attic noise, we noticed several bricks lying on the ground beside the house. Turns out, the chimney was falling apart on top of the house, and the bricks were rolling down the roof and falling into the hostas where we didn't see them.

Posted by: April OX9vb at June 28, 2021 08:00 PM (OX9vb)

266 Liz was at her best in "Jane Eyre"

and she looked 45 doing it

Posted by: REDACTED at June 28, 2021 08:00 PM (8o8kf)

267
And I say this is a "dual-use technology at best" because I think it's still a very open question whether or not we will create superviruses, and then create vaccines for them, and then happen upon a genetic twin of the supervirus we created evolving naturally in nature and infecting people.

Yeah, real curious chain of reasoning there. "Oh, we were 100% sure this form of the virus would just mosey on by."

These people are megalomaniacal psychopaths caught up in messianic visions of their awesome powers and ability to stay on top of everything.

They are dangerous. They are evil. They are our enemies.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 28, 2021 08:00 PM (pNxlR)

268 Never liked Pippen. If Pippen didn't play for Jackson and with Michael and had been on Toronto or some shit, he would be a complete unknown to everyone but basketball fans.

Posted by: ... at June 28, 2021 08:00 PM (Sq5xa)

269 @226

Oh, I think there are white hats. There's way too much live footage of election night skullduggery--pretty clear there were hidden cameras, with the tape available on social media almost immediately.

And notice that the UK Health Minister just had to resign because he was clinching with an aide in his office (both married) and it was leaked on social media.

So I think there are good guys who are watching--one of them obviously warned Tucker

Posted by: artemis at June 28, 2021 08:00 PM (AwPyG)

270 >>> Put a light in the attic. If the noises go away problem solved. Otherwise you'll be able to see your critter or goblin.
Posted by: f'd at June 28, 2021 07:47 PM (Tnijr)

There are lights up there, fluorescent tubes, at least a few that haven't gone dead yet. So I run up, turn on the lights, and nothing. I stay still for a while to see if anything moves and nothing. Eventually, I get bored and come down again.

There's nothing up there but storage boxes. And I can't see any way for something to get in because a previous homeowner had closed foam insulation shot up to the rafters all the way down to the soffits.

This is actually a problem because there's no airflow in my attic. One of the many things I need to fix someday if the eldritch attic horrors don't get me first.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 28, 2021 08:00 PM (QVkJn)

271 Archimedes played up periscope in the bathtub.

Posted by: Count de Monet, checked out of the Heartbreak Hotel (4I/2K) at June 28, 2021 08:01 PM (4I/2K)

272 >At her peak she was uniquely sultry.
Posted by: TC

(C'mon, we're being absurd here)

Posted by: DB- just DB (iTXRQ) at June 28, 2021 08:01 PM (iTXRQ)

273 What did Sean Connery do that was so special?
Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at June 28, 2021 07:57 PM (cSyAR)

Zardoz.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 28, 2021 08:02 PM (R/m4+)

274 268 Never liked Pippen. If Pippen didn't play for Jackson and with Michael and had been on Toronto or some shit, he would be a complete unknown to everyone but basketball fans.
Posted by: ... at June 28, 2021 08:00 PM (Sq5xa)

Did Pippen even win any championships without Jordan?

Posted by: buzzion at June 28, 2021 08:02 PM (vMCab)

275 Ace is good at one thing - writing headlines.

Posted by: ... at June 28, 2021 08:02 PM (Sq5xa)

276 There are no white hats. There may be a tiny handful of people in these agencies who disagree, but they have just as much power as you or me. That is to say, not an iota.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 28, 2021 08:02 PM (pfqSb)

277 >Posted by: banana Dream at June 28, 2021 08:00 PM (QVkJn)

you should probably burn down your house to be safe

Posted by: DB- just DB (iTXRQ) at June 28, 2021 08:02 PM (iTXRQ)

278 >>What did Sean Connery do that was so special?

He taught us all how you handle an hysterical woman.

Posted by: garrett at June 28, 2021 08:03 PM (BDUuV)

279 Ben Had, Benny's collar measures 22".

Posted by: Muad'dib at June 28, 2021 08:03 PM (Um2IM)

280 Did Pippen even win any championships without Jordan?
Posted by: buzzion at June 28, 2021 08:02 PM (vMCab)

Did sundown ever have a coherent thought

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 28, 2021 08:03 PM (IHyjr)

281 I hear Lassie was a bitch.

Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at June 28, 2021 08:03 PM (cSyAR)

282
And that Jack Benny? Pfft. Not funny at all.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 28, 2021 08:03 PM (Mzdiz)

283 The guy in the white suit from The Untouchables

Billy Drago. Worked pretty steady until his death. He died in 2019.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 28, 2021 08:03 PM (QFVV9)

284 Adrienne Barbeau had no bewbies at all. Completely flat. Might as well have been a boy.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 28, 2021 08:04 PM (VcFUs)

285 Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with President Trump's Constitutional Rights - we did.

But you can't hold the whole DOJ responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole American legal system? And if the whole American legal system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our federal institutions in general? In summation, TOGA! TOGA!
Posted by: Bagpipes Billy Boy Barr at June 28, 2021 07:25 PM (R/m4+)

Pretty close to what some were saying before Sessions nodded off the first time.

Posted by: Godwin's Gaping Gulch at June 28, 2021 08:04 PM (uowT0)

286 Did Pippen even win any championships without Jordan?

No.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 28, 2021 08:04 PM (QFVV9)

287 Ben, it really is me. And I may have .32 BMG!

Posted by: RI Red at June 28, 2021 08:04 PM (BmG32)

288 Maud'dib, Thank you. Got a little something special for that good boy.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 28, 2021 08:04 PM (nYToj)

289 Did Pippen even win any championships without Jordan?

Posted by: buzzion at June 28, 2021 08:02 PM (vMCab)

No.

Posted by: ... at June 28, 2021 08:04 PM (Sq5xa)

290 Good G-D the yankees suck.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 28, 2021 08:05 PM (IHyjr)

291 I'd have to look but I can't think of a single actor/director that has had as many great to good films in as many genres as Clint Eastwood.

There was never as fine a writer/director as James Nguyen in his most famous work "Birdemic: Shock and Terror"

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 28, 2021 08:05 PM (iMXIi)

292 Christopher Lee sucked.

Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at June 28, 2021 08:06 PM (cSyAR)

293 Pippen was always a number 2.

Posted by: Braenyard, (pJade) at June 28, 2021 08:06 PM (pJade)

294 >>> One morning, after a stormy night with a whole lot of attic noise, we noticed several bricks lying on the ground beside the house. Turns out, the chimney was falling apart on top of the house, and the bricks were rolling down the roof and falling into the hostas where we didn't see them.
Posted by: April OX9vb at June 28, 2021 08:00 PM (OX9vb)

Ok, that's scary. I live in an 80yo house with a chimney. It actually belonged to, I think was built by, one of the characters in the movie/book Midnight In The Garden Of Good And Evil. Some characters were a composite of Savannah people and some were made up pseudonyms for real people.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 28, 2021 08:06 PM (QVkJn)

295 Groundhogs are so cute. We used to have a big sprawling colony in my neighborhood for decades, but it looks like they got poisoned about five years ago. Too bad.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at June 28, 2021 08:06 PM (qpX6U)

296 292 Christopher Lee sucked.
Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at June 28, 2021 08:06 PM (cSyAR)

And Yoda kicked his ass while he held Gandolf hostage in his tower.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 28, 2021 08:06 PM (VcFUs)

297 292 Christopher Lee sucked.
Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at June 28, 2021 08:06 PM (cSyAR)

but not nearly so much as Tab Hunter

Posted by: REDACTED at June 28, 2021 08:06 PM (8o8kf)

298 @276

Remember how the DIA (Director Intelligence Agencies) knew about the Chinese defector(s) but didn't tell the FBI or CIA until they had everything they needed?

And I think this Tucker thing was purposely disclosed right after the UK minister thing--lookee here, and think about what else we may have on you.

Hopefully, anyway

Posted by: artemis at June 28, 2021 08:07 PM (AwPyG)

299 Pippen is Spring Break.

No class.

Posted by: ... at June 28, 2021 08:07 PM (Sq5xa)

300
And don't get me started on William Shakespeare. Two bit hack couldn't write himself out of a paper bag.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 28, 2021 08:07 PM (Mzdiz)

301 Quasimodo was better looking than James Garner.

Posted by: Count de Monet, checked out of the Heartbreak Hotel (4I/2K) at June 28, 2021 08:08 PM (4I/2K)

302 Good G-D the yankees suck.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 28, 2021 08:05 PM (IHyjr)
-----------

I rate this statement as true.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe on July 24! at June 28, 2021 08:08 PM (wyw4S)

303 Scottie Pippen is the second greatest second banana in sports history. Not a deep-thinker is putting it nicely.

Posted by: TC at June 28, 2021 08:08 PM (UDCxc)

304 OK, signing off for a bit. I do NOT want to be misidentified as a troll.

Posted by: RI Red at June 28, 2021 08:09 PM (BmG32)

305 @284

She makes a tasty shark-snack, though

Posted by: artemis at June 28, 2021 08:09 PM (AwPyG)

306 Caddyshack is the greatest movie evah

for realz

Posted by: REDACTED at June 28, 2021 08:09 PM (8o8kf)

307 Caddyshack is the greatest movie evah

for realz
Posted by: REDACTED at June 28, 2021 08:09 PM (8o8kf)

It's up there and 100 times better than any of the trash their making today

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 28, 2021 08:09 PM (IHyjr)

308 RI Red, we really need to talk. I am emailing you at your non -proton address..

Posted by: Ben Had at June 28, 2021 08:10 PM (nYToj)

309 Evening Ben Had. Hope you are well.

Posted by: ... at June 28, 2021 08:10 PM (Sq5xa)

310 Ya know what's even worse than Clint Eastwood movies? Warm pecan pie with ice cream.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 28, 2021 08:11 PM (kTF2Z)

311 Syrup on french toast is a joke.

Posted by: ... at June 28, 2021 08:11 PM (Sq5xa)

312 Charlton Heston was a monkey-fucker. [Two for one On-Topic.]

And all Shakespeare did was string together a bunch of famous quotes.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at June 28, 2021 08:11 PM (UHVv4)

313 Banana dream, it's not as scary as a Rolling Phantom. If it's just a breaking chimney, it can be fixed.

Well, provided you can find someone who will go three stories up to fix it. We keep having people suddenly have other jobs and they just can't fit this one in.

I guess I need to get my own 85 foot ladder and learn to mortar.

Posted by: April OX9vb at June 28, 2021 08:12 PM (OX9vb)

314 STEAK SUCKS

Posted by: DB- just DB (iTXRQ) at June 28, 2021 08:12 PM (iTXRQ)

315 I guess I need to get my own 85 foot ladder and learn to mortar.
Posted by: April OX9vb at June 28, 2021 08:12 PM (OX9vb)

Who's going to carry the baseplate?

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at June 28, 2021 08:12 PM (II3Gr)

316 It's up there and 100 times better than any of the trash their making today
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 28, 2021 08:09 PM (IHyjr)

rumor has it that after viewing the rushes, the movie was almost scraped

then some genius came up with an idea

MECHANICAL GOPHER

Posted by: REDACTED at June 28, 2021 08:12 PM (8o8kf)

317 Did Pippen even win any championships without Jordan?

.....

Pippen won the same number of NBA titles without Jordan as Jordan did without Pippen.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 28, 2021 08:13 PM (5We2S)

318 Dracula wasn't scary at all

Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at June 28, 2021 08:13 PM (cSyAR)

319
Oh, yeah, Guernsey's act all hoity-toity and too good to associate with the likes of us, but you know they're just lowdown bovine trash.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 28, 2021 08:13 PM (pNxlR)

320 ..., I am and hope the same for you. I hope you know how much you are appreciated.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 28, 2021 08:13 PM (nYToj)

321 306 Caddyshack is the greatest movie evah

for realz
Posted by: REDACTED at June 28, 2021 08:09 PM (8o8kf)
1980 was an amazing year for movies and music from movies.

Posted by: zmdavid at June 28, 2021 08:13 PM (xqRaG)

322 I regret my actions
y'all be cool

Posted by: DB- just DB (iTXRQ) at June 28, 2021 08:13 PM (iTXRQ)

323 And don't get me started on William Shakespeare. Two bit hack couldn't write himself out of a paper bag.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz)

The bags were made of stones in those days.

Posted by: JT at June 28, 2021 08:14 PM (arJlL)

324 ChemJeff can outgrill Bobby Flay.

Posted by: Count de Monet, checked out of the Heartbreak Hotel (4I/2K) at June 28, 2021 08:14 PM (4I/2K)

325 Pippen won the same number of NBA titles without Jordan as Jordan did without Pippen.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 28, 2021 08:13 PM (5We2S)

And Jordan was the greatest player of all time.

Posted by: ... at June 28, 2021 08:14 PM (Sq5xa)

326 And all Shakespeare did was string together a bunch of famous quotes.
Right? The bible does the same thing. The whole thing is one cliche after another.

Posted by: pep at June 28, 2021 08:14 PM (v16oJ)

327 Alexander wasn't so great.

Posted by: f'd at June 28, 2021 08:14 PM (Tnijr)

328 Who's going to carry the baseplate?
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at June 28, 2021 08:12 PM (II3Gr)

Ah, dammit! See? My chimney will never be fixed.

Posted by: April OX9vb at June 28, 2021 08:15 PM (OX9vb)

329 And Jordan was the greatest player of all time.

....

Possibly.

I'd throw Bird, Erving, and Magic into that discussion.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 28, 2021 08:16 PM (5We2S)

330 Posted by: Ben Had at June 28, 2021 08:13 PM (nYToj)

That's sweet! I don't really go there. Or at least I didn't until you said it.

Posted by: ... at June 28, 2021 08:16 PM (Sq5xa)

331 Alexander wasn't so great.
Posted by: f'd at June 28, 2021 08:14 PM (Tnijr)
---------

Ivan wasn't so terrible.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe on July 24! at June 28, 2021 08:17 PM (wyw4S)

332 Shirley Muldowney couldn't drive worth a shit. Had to stop every quarter mile and get repointed in the right direction.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 28, 2021 08:17 PM (Rvt88)

333 Alexander was a poofter. Cleopatra used him to her advantage.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 28, 2021 08:17 PM (nYToj)

334 Pippen Just Lost his son, so I am gonna give him a break, he really seemed drunk and out of it.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at June 28, 2021 08:17 PM (dKiJG)

335 Napoleon wasn't very complex.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at June 28, 2021 08:17 PM (UHVv4)

336 I'd throw Bird, Erving, and Magic into that discussion.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 28, 2021 08:16 PM (5We2S)

They're all in the conversation.

Posted by: ... at June 28, 2021 08:17 PM (Sq5xa)

337 And that God guy. Only one begotten son. Really? That's the best He could do?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 28, 2021 08:17 PM (aXxgO)

338 Caddyshack is the greatest movie evah

for realz
Posted by: REDACTED

Blazing Saddles
Spaceballs
Young Frankenstein
Animal House
Caddyshack

Posted by: rickb223 at June 28, 2021 08:18 PM (OCTRt)

339 The Bee finds a silver lining.

With Pride Month Ending, Nation Excited For Lust, Gluttony, Envy Months

-
And what of Wrath? Don't we get a month?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 28, 2021 08:18 PM (d9FiS)

340 Did Pippen even win any championships without Jordan?

Posted by: buzzion at June 28, 2021 08:02 PM (vMCab)

No.
Posted by: ... at June 28, 2021 08:04 PM (Sq5xa)

He came closer without Jordan than Jordan ever did without him. Hue Hollins denied Pippen of a possible championship that would have given him 7 to Jordan's 6.

Posted by: TC at June 28, 2021 08:18 PM (UDCxc)

341
Alexander wasn't so great.
Posted by: f'd

And you know what his Dad's name was? That's right, Phil. And a regular BC racist, to boot.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 28, 2021 08:18 PM (pNxlR)

342 MLB has banned the guy who dropped the "Trump Won" banner.

Posted by: artemis at June 28, 2021 08:18 PM (AwPyG)

343 Pistol Pete Maravich.

Posted by: Eromero at June 28, 2021 08:19 PM (0OP+5)

344 Dave in Fla, how did the marathon go?

Posted by: Catherine at June 28, 2021 08:19 PM (okyLH)

345 Pistol Pete Maravich.

.....

Greatest college player of all time.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 28, 2021 08:20 PM (5We2S)

346 bluebell!!!, coordinator of the best NoVaMoMe ever.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 28, 2021 08:20 PM (nYToj)

347 @336

At least they're no longer hyping Lebron as the GOAT

Posted by: artemis at June 28, 2021 08:20 PM (AwPyG)

348 The Great Gatsby sucked.

Posted by: f'd at June 28, 2021 08:21 PM (Tnijr)

349 Billy Drago. Worked pretty steady until his death. He died in 2019.
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 28, 2021 08:03 PM (QFVV9)

It's funny that the guys who only work as villains end up being total sweethearts. Steve Vai has a podcast where he is so giving to his audience, and he played a devilish guitarist in Crossroads.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 28, 2021 08:21 PM (ybIRR)

350 And what of Wrath? Don't we get a month?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 28, 2021 08:18 PM (d9FiS)

Newsletter?

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 28, 2021 08:21 PM (oHd/0)

351 329 And Jordan was the greatest player of all time.

that was allowed to take 3 or 4 steps to the iron

Bird was the greatest player that played the rules

Posted by: REDACTED at June 28, 2021 08:21 PM (8o8kf)

352 I'd throw Bird, Erving, and Magic into that discussion.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 28, 2021 08:16 PM (5We2S)

They're all in the conversation.
Posted by: ... at June 28, 2021 08:17 PM (Sq5xa)

Pistol Pete Maravich.
Posted by: Eromero at June 28, 2021 08:19 PM (0OP+5)

Meadowlark Lemon

Posted by: Count de Monet, checked out of the Heartbreak Hotel (4I/2K) at June 28, 2021 08:21 PM (4I/2K)

353
At least they're no longer hyping Lebron as the GOAT
Posted by: artemis

He's more like the KID.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 28, 2021 08:21 PM (pNxlR)

354 Pistol Pete Maravich.

Posted by: Eromero at June 28, 2021

Masturbatin Pete > Pistol Pete

Posted by: OMG LOL at June 28, 2021 08:22 PM (67QiM)

355 The Crusher and Dick the Bruiser were soi bois.

Posted by: Blor Utar, From Zimtok-5 at June 28, 2021 08:22 PM (xxG/v)

356 Hello there, Ben Had! How are things? It's hot as blazes here.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe on July 24! at June 28, 2021 08:23 PM (wyw4S)

357 The Washington Generals are under rated.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 28, 2021 08:23 PM (kTF2Z)

358 *by the rules

Posted by: REDACTED at June 28, 2021 08:23 PM (8o8kf)

359 Cat is at Anglican service, not CAT-holic

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at June 28, 2021 08:23 PM (ySQBZ)

360 So we've moved on to guys that can bounce a ball?

Posted by: Ben Had at June 28, 2021 08:23 PM (nYToj)

361 If I had to start a basketball team with one guy it would either be Bird or Kareem.

Probably Bird. He took a no name Indian State to an undefeated season and the NCAA championship basically by himself.

Boston finished in the cellar the year before he was drafted and he took them to the Eastern Conference Championship the next year.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 28, 2021 08:23 PM (2DOZq)

362 George Mikan.

Posted by: Eromero at June 28, 2021 08:23 PM (0OP+5)

363 That salad Julius Caesar invented? Nothing special.

Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at June 28, 2021 08:23 PM (cSyAR)

364 artemis: "MLB has banned the guy who dropped the 'Trump Won' banner."

How does that work exactly? Do they place "Not Wanted" posters at all stadium entrances throughout the league?

Talk about Yet Another Empty Gesture To Virtue Signal.

Whatever. The guy who actually brought some entertainment to the sport for a day is "banned". Fine. I'll go back to not caring, once again, about guys playing with their balls.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 28, 2021 08:24 PM (aXxgO)

365 I'd throw Bird, Erving, and Magic into that discussion.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 28, 2021 08:16 PM (5We2S)

No - sure they were influential in their individual teams success - but none of them were the absolute sole reason for it. Michael Jordan was the sole reason for the Bulls success, not that idiot slag general manager, not Phil Jackson and his stupid three point offense, not Pippen or any of the other minor supporting role players over that decade - you could have interchanged them with any other readily available players and a semi competent coach and gotten the same results. Jackson's stint with the Knicks proved that...no, Jordan was, and is, still the greatest NBA player of all time...

Posted by: Boswell at June 28, 2021 08:24 PM (5iUNf)

366 Higgins from Magnum PI was a fake British person. He didn't even colonize Burma.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 28, 2021 08:24 PM (ybIRR)

367 I'd throw Bird, Erving, and Magic into that discussion.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 28, 2021 08:16 PM (5We2S)

They're all in the conversation.
Posted by: ... at June 28, 2021 08:17 PM (Sq5xa)

No their not. Neither is LeBron.

Posted by: TC at June 28, 2021 08:24 PM (UDCxc)

368 Dagny, long time no see. Coming to the MoMe?

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe on July 24! at June 28, 2021 08:25 PM (wyw4S)

369 bluebell, same here. I love summer so it is no hardship.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 28, 2021 08:25 PM (nYToj)

370 @366

I don't think they call it "Burma" anymore.

And it sure dropped out of the news fast

Posted by: artemis at June 28, 2021 08:25 PM (AwPyG)

371 i hear people comparing Luka to Bird

puleeeezzz

watch old clips of Bird

unbelievable

Posted by: REDACTED at June 28, 2021 08:25 PM (8o8kf)

372 Oscar Robertson deserves to be in a discussion of the all-time best player in the NBA.

Posted by: Blor Utar, From Zimtok-5 at June 28, 2021 08:25 PM (xxG/v)

373 Happy 95th Birthday to Director MEL BROOKS

June 28, 1926

Posted by: rickb223 at June 28, 2021 08:25 PM (OCTRt)

374 I don't judge Jordan on championships (although it doesn't hurt his argument) or even statistics.

There was never a minute he was on the floor that you didn't know it. There was never a moment where he couldn't take over a game and change it.

Then you get into the fact that his play defied description, that he was so far above his contemporaries, etc

Posted by: ... at June 28, 2021 08:25 PM (Sq5xa)

375 TC, coming off the top rope

Posted by: artemis at June 28, 2021 08:25 PM (AwPyG)

376 But then again, I date back to The Crusher/Dick the Bruiser tag team era.

Posted by: Blor Utar, From Zimtok-5 at June 28, 2021 08:26 PM (xxG/v)

377 No their not. Neither is LeBron.

Posted by: TC at June 28, 2021 08:24 PM (UDCxc)

LeBron certainly isn't. The others are. But maybe I didn't mention that the conversation is over.

Posted by: ... at June 28, 2021 08:26 PM (Sq5xa)

378 Julius Ceasar, the original alien bursting through a belly.

Posted by: Eromero at June 28, 2021 08:26 PM (0OP+5)

379 @349

Talk about overrated, Steve Vai is no Yngwie Malmsteen.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 28, 2021 08:26 PM (d391o)

380 Jordan didn't win a championship until Bird and Magic were done. And then he had to wait for Detroit to burn out.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 28, 2021 08:27 PM (2DOZq)

381 Cleopatra opened her delta to anybody.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 28, 2021 08:27 PM (ybIRR)

382
Errol Flynn was no swordsman.
Posted by: Count de Monet

Basil Rathbone WAS.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 28, 2021 08:27 PM (63Dwl)

383 no, Jordan was, and is, still the greatest NBA player of all time...

Posted by: Boswell at June 28, 2021 08:24 PM (5iUNf)

.....

Jordan couldn't beat them until they were old men with AIDS. I wonder if the Bulls ever make the NBA Finals in the 1980s. Doubtful they beat the Celtics and 76ers both.

He couldn't even beat the Bad Boys up in Detroit.

He's among the greatest, I'm just saying it ain't hands down GOAT.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 28, 2021 08:28 PM (5We2S)

384 I don't think they call it "Burma" anymore.

And it sure dropped out of the news fast
Posted by: artemis

I am damn sure not calling it Myanmar Shave.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 28, 2021 08:28 PM (OCTRt)

385 Patton? Total loser.

Posted by: ... at June 28, 2021 08:28 PM (Sq5xa)

386 *spread her fertile crescent to anyone.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 28, 2021 08:28 PM (ybIRR)

387 380 <<< knuckle bump

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 28, 2021 08:28 PM (5We2S)

388 Gotta go to the office tomorrow. Shoes required, alas. And I have to get up early. See you morons tomorrow sometime. Sweet dreams!

Posted by: April OX9vb at June 28, 2021 08:29 PM (OX9vb)

389 Then you get into the fact that his play defied description, that he was so far above his contemporaries, etc
Posted by: ... at June 28, 2021 08:25 PM (Sq5xa)

When he came in, the other team just deflated - you could see it - you could smell the fear. I pulled for the Bulls when they beat the Knicks, who I hated, and every time they put Jordan in, my wife, who loved the Knicks, would cover her eyes, because she knew what was about to happen....

Posted by: Boswell at June 28, 2021 08:30 PM (5iUNf)

390 I don't think they call it "Burma" anymore.
Posted by: artemis at June 28, 2021 08:25 PM

Yes, that name was shaved some time ago.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 28, 2021 08:30 PM (DMUuz)

391 I saw Gretzky play once, and anyone could see he was way better than everyone else on the ice.

If you watched Beckham in his heyday, same

And Jordan, and Kobe.

It's interesting that these are the best of the best, and still the very gifted stand head and shoulders above the others.

Posted by: artemis at June 28, 2021 08:30 PM (AwPyG)

392
The Crusher and Dick the Bruiser were soi bois.
Posted by: Blor Utar, From Zimtok-5

How about Gorgeous George?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 28, 2021 08:30 PM (63Dwl)

393 >>359 Cat is at Anglican service, not CAT-holic
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at June 28, 2021 08:23 PM (ySQBZ)

Cat-echism involves knowing one's vo-cat-ion.

Posted by: ZOD IMPERIAL at June 28, 2021 08:30 PM (xK9An)

394 Posted by: Boswell at June 28, 2021 08:30 PM (5iUN

Did you watch any games before 1991 ?

Posted by: Just a side note at June 28, 2021 08:31 PM (2DOZq)

395
He's among the greatest, I'm just saying it ain't hands down GOAT.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

Still had to push off Byron Russell

Posted by: Jean at June 28, 2021 08:32 PM (Xih1H)

396 Jordan couldn't beat them until they were old men with AIDS. I wonder if the Bulls ever make the NBA Finals in the 1980s. Doubtful they beat the Celtics and 76ers both.

Yeah, Bird and Magic were basically finished when MJ started winning

6 or 7 years previous, he was just the guy who now and then got 50 but not serious title threat

Posted by: REDACTED at June 28, 2021 08:32 PM (8o8kf)

397 Cleopatra opened her delta to anybody.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 28, 2021 08:27 PM (ybIRR)

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Don't I know it!

Posted by: Titus Pullo at June 28, 2021 08:33 PM (kTF2Z)

398 370 @366

I don't think they call it "Burma" anymore.

And it sure dropped out of the news fast
Posted by: artemis at June 28, 2021 08:25 PM (AwPyG)

It always does. It makes the news for a little bit about another coup or their apparently only democracy darling getting out of house arrest or actually having power and then its out of the news again.

Posted by: buzzion at June 28, 2021 08:33 PM (vMCab)

399 Hey Bluebell.

I'd like to come to Mome but I can't commit ahead of time ??? My sister's husband is quickly dying of advanced pancreatic cancer and my 100 year old mom is being a real piece of work. I THINK I can come?? I had to cancel everything for the summer. Should be able to get out one night....

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at June 28, 2021 08:33 PM (ySQBZ)

400 The Crusher and Dick the Bruiser were soi bois.
Posted by: Blor Utar, From Zimtok-5

How about Gorgeous George?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot

Going old school with Bo Bo Brazil.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 28, 2021 08:33 PM (Rvt88)

401 The three point shot ruined the NBA. End of story.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 28, 2021 08:33 PM (HnNKD)

402 Remember how awesome it was when professional sports players would play when they had the flu? Remember how it would be a big deal and something to be admired?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (HBEnm) Juneteenth, because we need to celebrate whites being badass at June 28, 2021 08:34 PM (HBEnm)

403 >>Burma

Taungoo, Siam/Myanmar/burning monks in burning car/BURMA-SHAVE

Posted by: ZOD IMPERIAL at June 28, 2021 08:34 PM (xK9An)

404 I saw Bird play in Dallas once from courtside

I think he scored 50

he was a hilariously vicious fucker

no one talked trash like Larry

Posted by: REDACTED at June 28, 2021 08:34 PM (8o8kf)

405 He's among the greatest, I'm just saying it ain't hands down GOAT.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 28, 2021 08:28 PM (5We2S)

I don't think that the bad boys of Detroit would agree with you - they got spanked out of town in the end and never came close to winning the number of championships as that Jordan Chicago team did, even Thomas in the end had to give his props to Jordan...

Posted by: Boswell at June 28, 2021 08:34 PM (5iUNf)

406 Still had to push off Byron Russell

.....

Still got his pocket picked by Nick Anderson and the Orlando Magic.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 28, 2021 08:34 PM (5We2S)

407 Posted by: dagny, first of her name at

Prayers dagny, that's rough duty.

Posted by: Infidel at June 28, 2021 08:35 PM (dYrVA)

408 We use streaming to watch TV. Ever since my son gave me his TV we have had problem after problem. His is a smart TV, our old one wasn't. We used a Roku stick for streaming, he used a firestick. We get constant interruptions saying we have no internet which is bullshit because my husband is back there watching his TV with no problem. I'm beyond frustrated.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 28, 2021 08:35 PM (nxdel)

409 Ohh my goodness dagny, I'm so sorry to hear about your brother-in-law. That must be awful for your family. And God bless your mom, 100 is amazing. She's entitled to kick up a bit!

I hope for a peaceful passing for your BIL, And peace for your sister and family.

And if we don't get you this time, if we are crazy enough to do it again then maybe the next time.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe on July 24! at June 28, 2021 08:36 PM (wyw4S)

410 401 The three point shot ruined the NBA. End of story.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 28, 2021 08:33 PM (HnNKD)

even if you removed the 3 pointer, you would still have the main problem

no desire to play D

Posted by: REDACTED at June 28, 2021 08:36 PM (8o8kf)

411 No - sure they were influential in their individual teams success - but none of them were the absolute sole reason for it. Michael Jordan was the sole reason for the Bulls success, not that idiot slag general manager, not Phil Jackson and his stupid three point offense, not Pippen or any of the other minor supporting role players over that decade - you could have interchanged them with any other readily available players and a semi competent coach and gotten the same results. Jackson's stint with the Knicks proved that...no, Jordan was, and is, still the greatest NBA player of all time...
Posted by: Boswell at June 28, 2021 08:24 PM (5iUNf)

I don't know where to start with this.

Jerry Krause the GM who identified Pippen as an extraordinary talent when no else did. Pippen a minor supporting player? And your take on Phil Jackson?

Posted by: TC at June 28, 2021 08:37 PM (UDCxc)

412 I learned all I needed to know about Burma from "Burmese Days".

Their laundry fetish for one.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 28, 2021 08:37 PM (R/m4+)

413 I got to see both Lemeiux and Gretzky. I consider myself lucky in that regard.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 28, 2021 08:37 PM (WnNQN)

414 Thanks infidel.

He's a good guy too, not an ass like her first husband.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at June 28, 2021 08:37 PM (ySQBZ)

415 dagny, prayers for your brother in law

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 28, 2021 08:38 PM (oEn12)

416 And Crosby.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 28, 2021 08:38 PM (WnNQN)

417 Mark Messier was better than Gretzky.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 28, 2021 08:38 PM (d391o)

418 Jordan was better at baseball than basketball

Posted by: REDACTED at June 28, 2021 08:39 PM (8o8kf)

419 May he go peacefully. I HATE cancer.

Posted by: Infidel at June 28, 2021 08:39 PM (dYrVA)

420 even if you removed the 3 pointer, you would still have the main problem

no desire to play D
Posted by: REDACTED

And no ref calls traveling anymore. Hell, why don't you just walk up and down the court without dribbling?

Posted by: Tonypete at June 28, 2021 08:39 PM (Rvt88)

421 >>no, Jordan was, and is, still the greatest NBA player of all time... Posted by: Boswell at June 28, 2021 08:24 PM (5iUNf)

This is incorrect. George Plimpton was the greatest. This is known.

Posted by: ZOD IMPERIAL at June 28, 2021 08:39 PM (xK9An)

422 If I had to take one player, in his prime, at one position, that was more physically dominant than any other, even today, it would be Shaquille O'Neal.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 28, 2021 08:40 PM (5We2S)

423 Mark Messier was better than Gretzky.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 28, 2021 08:38 PM (d391o)

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Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 28, 2021 08:40 PM (kTF2Z)

424 Beckham can't be even mentioned with Gretzky or Jordan. He was a one trick pony. Now Cryuff or even that asshole Maradona maybe.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at June 28, 2021 08:40 PM (oWBc3)

425 Jordan was better at baseball than basketball
Posted by: REDACTED

Young Jim Brown was arguably better at lacrosse than football.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 28, 2021 08:40 PM (Rvt88)

426 There are rumors coming out that GOP Chair Ronna McDaniel was out banging the drum that Trump was the past and we need to move on from him.
Posted by: bonhomme

Speaking of banging, still a 1. Would hit it and quit it.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at June 28, 2021 08:40 PM (zn092)

427 Shaq don't play D, man.

Posted by: artemis at June 28, 2021 08:40 PM (AwPyG)

428 Theyre doing chemo at Georgetown and it sucks. Prolongs it but can't cure it.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at June 28, 2021 08:41 PM (ySQBZ)

429 Mark Messier was better than Gretzky.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 28, 2021 08:38 PM (d391o)

That is some world-class trolling right there.

Posted by: TC at June 28, 2021 08:41 PM (UDCxc)

430 I think Bobby Orr was the most dominant hockey player I've seen.

Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at June 28, 2021 08:41 PM (cSyAR)

431 So TC hates Eastwood but loves the Bulls. Triangulating.

Posted by: Alexa, NSA Special Agent at June 28, 2021 08:42 PM (oWBc3)

432 Jordan is the greatest of all time at being a product spokesman.

Posted by: zmdavid at June 28, 2021 08:42 PM (xqRaG)

433 Young Jim Brown was arguably better at lacrosse than football.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 28, 2021 08:40 PM (Rvt8

Carl Nassib is better at lacrosse dressing than football

Posted by: REDACTED at June 28, 2021 08:42 PM (8o8kf)

434 Shaq don't play D, man.

....

Not arguing he was the greatest player, only that he was and is the most dominant force in the modern era of basketball.

The only other two the can be mentioned in this regard would be Wilt and Mikan in their respective eras. But they would not translate physically to the modern era.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 28, 2021 08:43 PM (5We2S)

435 Walter Payton was better at football than Jim Brown.

Posted by: TC at June 28, 2021 08:43 PM (UDCxc)

436 I dunno, Shaq is a pretty good commercial guy, too.

Posted by: artemis at June 28, 2021 08:44 PM (AwPyG)

437 Oh, piss on Eddie Shorr! Piss on old time hockey!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 28, 2021 08:44 PM (kTF2Z)

438 @434

Kareem?

Posted by: artemis at June 28, 2021 08:44 PM (AwPyG)

439 Ray Guy [punter] was a better passer than most QBs.

Posted by: Count de Monet, checked out of the Heartbreak Hotel (4I/2K) at June 28, 2021 08:44 PM (4I/2K)

440 Not arguing he was the greatest player, only that he was and is the most dominant force in the modern era of basketball.

The only other two the can be mentioned in this regard would be Wilt and Mikan in their respective eras. But they would not translate physically to the modern era.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 28, 2021 08:43 PM (5We2S)

Imagine if he put in an effort to make himself better too.

Posted by: buzzion at June 28, 2021 08:44 PM (vMCab)

441 Carl Nassib is better at lacrosse dressing than football
Posted by: REDACTED at June 28, 2021 08:42 PM (8o8kf)
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I'm better at turkey dressing than football. Well, turkey stuffing, realty.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe on July 24! at June 28, 2021 08:44 PM (wyw4S)

442 I'm mostly helping by doing everything for my mom. Spent 3 hrs in cardiologist office today for her to tell mom, "you're fine, it's anxiety" after listening to her tell me how nervous and anxious she is for 4 hours. I couldn't decide whether to kill myself with blind cord or stick my tongue in electric socket. Took 3 shots of bourbon when I got home.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at June 28, 2021 08:44 PM (ySQBZ)

443 Walter Payton was better at football than Jim Brown.

......

Who are those guys?

Posted by: Barry Sanders at June 28, 2021 08:45 PM (5We2S)

444 Definitely Jordon

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at June 28, 2021 08:45 PM (ySQBZ)

445 Jordan is the greatest of all time at being a product spokesman.
Posted by: zmdavid at June 28, 2021 08:42 PM (xqRaG)

ahem

Posted by: Peyton Manning at June 28, 2021 08:46 PM (sJHOI)

446 Spent 3 hrs in cardiologist office today for her to tell mom, "you're fine, it's anxiety" after listening to her tell me how nervous and anxious she is for 4 hours. I couldn't decide whether to kill myself with blind cord or stick my tongue in electric socket.

Been there done that.. at least 20 times if not more. I feel for you, truly.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 28, 2021 08:46 PM (nxdel)

447 And speaking of football, there's an even better case of making it clear who is the-best-of-the-best.

The good quarterbacks are few and far between, considering every kid in high school is bound and determined to be one.

Posted by: artemis at June 28, 2021 08:46 PM (AwPyG)

448 @423

Gretzky and Messier are 1-2 in total points, Messier led the oilers to a 5th championship after Gretzky left, he led the Rangers to a championship and was more physical than Gretzky.

Ergo and thus, Messier was the better player.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 28, 2021 08:46 PM (d391o)

449 Wilt and Mikan in their respective eras. But they would not translate physically to the modern era.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

Uh, Wilt brought new meaning to 'physically'.

IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: Tonypete at June 28, 2021 08:46 PM (Rvt88)

450 I'm better at turkey dressing than football. Well, turkey stuffing, realty.
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe on July 24! at June 28, 2021 08:44 PM (wyw4S)

I've bone a few chickens in my time but turkeys, no

Posted by: REDACTED at June 28, 2021 08:47 PM (8o8kf)

451 Kareem?

....

Possibly Lew Alcindor.

By the time he was a Muzzie, he was more of a skill player than a physical force.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 28, 2021 08:47 PM (5We2S)

452 Walter Payton was better at football than Jim Brown.
Posted by: TC at June 28, 2021 08:43 PM (UDCxc)

Brian Piccolo ran laps around them both.

Posted by: Count de Monet, checked out of the Heartbreak Hotel (4I/2K) at June 28, 2021 08:47 PM (4I/2K)

453 @451

Another guy that couldn't help getting in the way of himself.

See: James, Lebron

Posted by: artemis at June 28, 2021 08:48 PM (AwPyG)

454 Tyrone Power was the best swordsman in Hollywood. Pity he died relatively young.

Posted by: Cookie Monster at June 28, 2021 08:48 PM (JPtHE)

455 Oh, we doing hot sports takes?

Joe Montana was the greatest quarterback to ever play the game. He played when you could actually hit the QB and before the NFL decided to go off the deep end.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 28, 2021 08:48 PM (UpI0k)

456 Jerry Krause the GM who identified Pippen as an extraordinary talent when no else did. Pippen a minor supporting player? And your take on Phil Jackson?
Posted by: TC at June 28, 2021 08:37 PM (UDCxc)

Pippen was not effective anywhere else, period. He needed Jordan to get three defenders off of him. Where were you in the 90's? Sleeping? Who the ever-living fuck suggests that Scottie Pippen was the driver of the Bulls championship runs? You could have taken any forward in the NBA and paired him with Jordan and said, gee without "The Man with the Yellow Hat", where would the Bulls be?

It is a fundamental misunderstanding of basketball that someone like Pippen made the Bulls run what it was, a misunderstanding that caused other teams to take a chance on Pippen and get zero out of him...

Don't get me started on Krause, who for no reason at all, dismantled a championship team for a city that never saw a championship team again, his sole reason for employment - thanks, Jerry, you imbecile.

Posted by: Boswell at June 28, 2021 08:49 PM (5iUNf)

457 I've bone a few chickens in my time but turkeys, no
Posted by: REDACTED at June 28, 2021 08:47 PM (8o8kf)

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We're not here to judge.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 28, 2021 08:49 PM (kTF2Z)

458 There's been many greats of course. Never saw anybody dominate a game like Lawrence Taylor.

Cocaine probably played a role

Posted by: Peyton Manning at June 28, 2021 08:49 PM (sJHOI)

459 @455

I do not disagree with this assessment

Posted by: artemis at June 28, 2021 08:49 PM (AwPyG)

460 435 Walter Payton was better at football than Jim Brown.
Posted by: TC at June 28, 2021 08:43 PM (UDCxc)

This is the one time I wish we could go back to linking GIFs or memes.

***Not Sure If Serious***

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 28, 2021 08:50 PM (BgMrQ)

461 Joe Montana was the greatest quarterback to ever play the game. He played when you could actually hit the QB and before the NFL decided to go off the deep end.

....

Any remaining glimmer of an argument about QB GOAT died with Brady's Buccaneers SB.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 28, 2021 08:50 PM (5We2S)

462 Bobby Hull

Posted by: dartist at June 28, 2021 08:50 PM (+ya+t)

463 I modeled my 'going dancing' clothes after Walt Frasier back in the day.

Geebus, I was a sight.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 28, 2021 08:51 PM (Rvt88)

464 Jim Brown was a better actor than Shaquille O. Neal

Posted by: klaftern at June 28, 2021 08:51 PM (r4sI4)

465 Tyrone Power was the best swordsman in Hollywood. Pity he died relatively young.
Posted by: Cookie Monster at June 28, 2021 08:48 PM (JPtHE)

you're talking gheigh stuff, right?

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 28, 2021 08:51 PM (sJHOI)

466 I think what Gretzky and Beckham and Kobe and Jordan had in common was "nimbleness"

Man, they'd juke everyone out of their shoes/boots

Posted by: artemis at June 28, 2021 08:52 PM (AwPyG)

467 455 Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 28, 2021 08:48 PM (UpI0k)

Ken Anderson was a good QB as well, so was Fouts.

Posted by: sven at June 28, 2021 08:52 PM (Lzpvj)

468 BC, see ole era of quarterbacking. Check Montana's injury list down day. If Brady had endured a quarter of the punishment, he'd have been crying on Gisele's shoulder and out of the game 10-15 years ago

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 28, 2021 08:52 PM (UpI0k)

469 Billy Kilmer's passes were a thing of beauty.

Posted by: Count de Monet, checked out of the Heartbreak Hotel (4I/2K) at June 28, 2021 08:52 PM (4I/2K)

470 458 There's been many greats of course. Never saw anybody dominate a game like Lawrence Taylor.

the first sports star to from the majors to minors

Posted by: REDACTED at June 28, 2021 08:52 PM (8o8kf)

471 Jim Brown was a better actor than Shaquille O. Neal
Posted by: klaftern at June 28, 2021 08:51 PM (r4sI4)

Rosie Grier was a better actor than Mark McGwire

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 28, 2021 08:53 PM (sJHOI)

472 *to go from

Posted by: REDACTED at June 28, 2021 08:53 PM (8o8kf)

473 435 Walter Payton was better at football than Jim Brown.
Posted by: TC at June 28, 2021 08:43 PM (UDCxc)

Yes he was.

Payton loved blocking the most to the point Ditka told Madden he was a fullback at heart.

Posted by: sven at June 28, 2021 08:53 PM (Lzpvj)

474 I like Shaq's commercials for the same reason I like Charles Barkley's commercials--they're just being themselves.

Posted by: artemis at June 28, 2021 08:53 PM (AwPyG)

475 442 I'm mostly helping by doing everything for my mom. Spent 3 hrs in cardiologist office today for her to tell mom, "you're fine, it's anxiety" after listening to her tell me how nervous and anxious she is for 4 hours. I couldn't decide whether to kill myself with blind cord or stick my tongue in electric socket. Took 3 shots of bourbon when I got home.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at June 28, 2021 08:44 PM (ySQBZ)

Well not everyone gets the cross or the lions.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at June 28, 2021 08:54 PM (z5Vrg)

476 >>Mark Messier was better than Gretzky.

Maybe at digesting corn?

Posted by: garrett at June 28, 2021 08:54 PM (P6Nrl)

477 Posted by: dagny, first of her name at June 28, 2021 08:44

Be well Dagny, you have my sympathy. Been there tough situation.

Posted by: Farmer at June 28, 2021 08:54 PM (55Qr6)

478 Is Madden still alive?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 28, 2021 08:55 PM (UpI0k)

479 Pippin or Hornacek, who would you rather have

Posted by: Jean at June 28, 2021 08:55 PM (Xih1H)

480 Billy Kilmer's passes were a thing of beauty.
Posted by: Count de Monet, checked out of the Heartbreak Hotel (4I/2K) at June 28, 2021 08:52 PM (4I/2K)

---------

Quack quack

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 28, 2021 08:55 PM (kTF2Z)

481 Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 28, 2021 08:52 PM (UpI0k)

....

I'm willing to listen to "If I could pick one guy" arguments on that topic, just because they are gut feelings.

But there is nothing quantifiable to point to anyone but Brady as the GOAT, maybe in all sports.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 28, 2021 08:55 PM (5We2S)

482 Billy Kilmer's passes were a thing of beauty.
Posted by: Count de Monet, checked out of the Heartbreak Hotel (4I/2K) at June 28, 2021 08:52 PM (4I/2K)

Yes, its not easy to make a football tumble end over end with a one arm throw...the fact that any Redskin player caught a Kilmer pass was testament to his athletic ability and that guy deserved an immediate raise.

Posted by: Boswell at June 28, 2021 08:56 PM (5iUNf)

483 Rosie Grier was a better actor than Mark McGwire
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 28, 2021 08:53 PM (sJHOI)

The Thing With Two Heads is a classic.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 28, 2021 08:56 PM (R/m4+)

484 478 Is Madden still alive?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 28, 2021 08:55 PM (UpI0k)

God has yet to lower the Boom

Posted by: REDACTED at June 28, 2021 08:56 PM (8o8kf)

485 469 Billy Kilmer's passes were a thing of beauty.
Posted by: Count de Monet, checked out of the Heartbreak Hotel (4I/2K) at June 28, 2021 08:52 PM (4I/2K)

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how it's done!

***golf clap***

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 28, 2021 08:56 PM (BgMrQ)

486 468 BC, see ole era of quarterbacking. Check Montana's injury list down day. If Brady had endured a quarter of the punishment, he'd have been crying on Gisele's shoulder and out of the game 10-15 years ago
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 28, 2021 08:52 PM (UpI0k)

Literally, because in that day I'm pretty sure that injury that made people think Matt Cassel was viable would have been a career ender based on medicine.

Posted by: buzzion at June 28, 2021 08:56 PM (vMCab)

487 >>Any remaining glimmer of an argument about QB GOAT died with Brady's Buccaneers SB.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 28, 2021 08:50 PM (5We2S)

ITS FUNNY BECAUSE WHENEVER SOMEONE SAYS THAT TOM BRADY IS THE BEST QUARTERBACK IT MAKES ME MAD AND I VIOLATE THE NFL PERSONAL CONDUCT POLICY AND GET DRUNK AND TRY TO HAVE NONCONSENSUAL SEX WITH WOMEN.

Posted by: BEN ZODLISBURGER at June 28, 2021 08:56 PM (xK9An)

488 Evel Knievel was a better toy salesman than a motorcycle stunt rider.

Posted by: Count de Monet, checked out of the Heartbreak Hotel (4I/2K) at June 28, 2021 08:58 PM (4I/2K)

489 Think how tough it was to be Ben in the era of Brady.

Bad luck

Posted by: artemis at June 28, 2021 08:58 PM (AwPyG)

490 Warren Moon had the prettiest thrown spirals I have ever seen. Too bad he played for the Houston Oilers.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 28, 2021 08:58 PM (UpI0k)

491 478 Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 28, 2021 08:55 PM (UpI0k)

Yes, his eulogy of Coryell was hard to watch.

https://youtu.be/GIeG4s4D6g4

Posted by: sven at June 28, 2021 08:58 PM (Lzpvj)

492 484 478 Is Madden still alive?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 28, 2021 08:55 PM (UpI0k)

God has yet to lower the Boom
Posted by: REDACTED at June 28, 2021 08:56 PM (8o8kf)

Its going to suck for him to find out he can't get to heaven in a bus.

Posted by: buzzion at June 28, 2021 08:59 PM (vMCab)

493 But there is nothing quantifiable to point to anyone but Brady as the GOAT, maybe in all sports.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 28, 2021 08:55 PM (5We2S)

I don't like Brady but I agree with you.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 28, 2021 08:59 PM (2DOZq)

494 468 BC, see ole era of quarterbacking
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I don't think they even played football in 468 BC.

Posted by: zmdavid at June 28, 2021 08:59 PM (xqRaG)

495 491 Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 28, 2021 08:58 PM (UpI0k)

By "too bad" you mean "fucking awesome."

Posted by: sven at June 28, 2021 08:59 PM (Lzpvj)

496 Hopefully you guys are up on the latest gossip, that the Bachelor who was actually a gay guy was having a fling with Garappolo

Posted by: artemis at June 28, 2021 08:59 PM (AwPyG)

497 I was a a game and saw Harvey Martin and Too Tall Jones make a sandwich out of Billy Kilmer.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 28, 2021 09:00 PM (kTF2Z)

498 Jordan was the best thing ever to happen to "No tippin" Pippin and most of the players on the Bulls when he played including the leftist prick Steve Kerr.

Posted by: dartist at June 28, 2021 09:00 PM (+ya+t)

499 For everyone but Moon, Sven.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 28, 2021 09:01 PM (UpI0k)

500 Cleopatra made sure that Caesar saw, conquered and came.

No I'm not letting this go, the woman was a whore.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 28, 2021 09:01 PM (ybIRR)

501 Penguins before Lemeiux to after could be an argument for Mario to be the most valuable

Posted by: Jean at June 28, 2021 09:01 PM (Xih1H)

502 497 Posted by: artemis at June 28, 2021 08:59 PM (AwPyG)

The gay bachelor was sleeping with "The Bowler" from Mystery Men?

I mean she is dudish but...

Posted by: sven at June 28, 2021 09:01 PM (Lzpvj)

503 I don't think they even played football in 468 BC.

....

They did, but no one takes the records from those days seriously in the modern era.

Methuselah played well into his 700s in those days and the game was mostly rigged because The Jerusalem Jets were favored by the Creator.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 28, 2021 09:02 PM (5We2S)

504 A black woman invented football in the 12th century.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (HBEnm) Juneteenth, because we need to celebrate whites being badass at June 28, 2021 09:02 PM (k1L5r)

505 Someone on another blog commented that the AOS commenters only know anything sports related if involved the Brooklyn Dodgers...I laughed at the time.

But this thread...hmmm.

Posted by: Boswell at June 28, 2021 09:02 PM (5iUNf)

506 I saw Kerr give a graduation speech at this alma mater, the U of Ariz, and you have to wonder what happened to the guy--he seemed thoughtful and sincere.

His dad was killed by Islamic terrorists, I wonder if there was some weird psychological thing going on.

Posted by: artemis at June 28, 2021 09:02 PM (AwPyG)

507 500 Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 28, 2021 09:01 PM (UpI0k)

"Air Moon" I was a HUGE Oilers fan, essentially plan b free agency killed the oilers by pricing slot receivers out of reach.

Posted by: sven at June 28, 2021 09:02 PM (Lzpvj)

508 Nolan Ryan didn't have the makings of a varsity pugilist.

Posted by: Count de Monet, checked out of the Heartbreak Hotel (4I/2K) at June 28, 2021 09:02 PM (4I/2K)

509 Cleopatra opened her delta to anybody.

******

Her breasts were okay, but she had a killer asp!

Posted by: Muldoon at June 28, 2021 09:03 PM (Fc5rx)

510 Walter Payton was better at football than Jim Brown.
Posted by: TC at June 28, 2021 08:43 PM (UDCxc)

This is the one time I wish we could go back to linking GIFs or memes.

***Not Sure If Serious***
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 28, 2021 08:50 PM (BgMrQ)

Serious as a heart attack. Walter was the best, most complete football player ever. Would have been a great quarterback, reciever, defensive back, punter or place-kicker.

Posted by: TC at June 28, 2021 09:03 PM (UDCxc)

511 >>501 Cleopatra made sure that Caesar saw, conquered and came.

He came, he caught, he chancred.

Posted by: ZOD at June 28, 2021 09:03 PM (xK9An)

512 Now it's Boswell, off the top rope

Posted by: artemis at June 28, 2021 09:03 PM (AwPyG)

513 I argued Montana until it wasn't possible to argue Montana anymore, and that time would have been one second after Brady's last SB win with the Patriots.

The TB thing just put the discussion on ice forever.

Posted by: ... at June 28, 2021 09:03 PM (Sq5xa)

514 So someone was listening to those NE pricks argue about Boston and the new york sports ball teams?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 28, 2021 09:03 PM (UpI0k)

515 @507

The Shot Heard Round the World was an inside job.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 28, 2021 09:04 PM (d391o)

516 Jim Brown was good in The Dirty Dozen

Posted by: artemis at June 28, 2021 09:04 PM (AwPyG)

517 Jordan was the best thing ever to happen to "No tippin" Pippin and most of the players on the Bulls when he played including the leftist prick Steve Kerr.
Posted by: dartist at June 28, 2021 09:00 PM (+ya+t)

This is known...you and I might be alone here though...

Posted by: Boswell at June 28, 2021 09:04 PM (5iUNf)

518 This might just be the beginning of a "found video" horror movie.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 28, 2021 07:42 PM (SsMRU)

I'm not saying Brown Jenkins, but . . . Say hi for me, OK?

Posted by: Keziah Mason at June 28, 2021 09:04 PM (ySM85)

519 I like "not everyone gets the cross or the lions"

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at June 28, 2021 09:04 PM (ySQBZ)

520 I don't think they even played football in 468 BC.

....

They did, but no one takes the records from those days seriously in the modern era.

Methuselah played well into his 700s in those days and the game was mostly rigged because The Jerusalem Jets were favored by the Creator.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 28, 2021 09:02 PM (5We2S)

George Blanda's rookie year.

Posted by: Count de Monet, checked out of the Heartbreak Hotel (4I/2K) at June 28, 2021 09:05 PM (4I/2K)

521 491 Warren Moon had the prettiest thrown spirals I have ever seen. Too bad he played for the Houston Oilers.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 28, 2021 08:58 PM (UpI0k)

Agreed

On both counts

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 28, 2021 09:05 PM (BgMrQ)

522 Pippin or Hornacek, who would you rather have

Posted by: Jean at June 28, 2021 08:55 PM (Xih1H)

Thank you.

Posted by: ... at June 28, 2021 09:06 PM (Sq5xa)

523 This is known...you and I might be alone here though...

Posted by: Boswell at June 28, 2021 09:04 PM (5iUNf)

What am I, chopped liver? Didn't I bring it up?

Posted by: ... at June 28, 2021 09:06 PM (Sq5xa)

524 "A black woman invented football in the 12th century."

threadwinner

Posted by: artemis at June 28, 2021 09:07 PM (AwPyG)

525 468 BC? That was the year of the first players strike.

Posted by: klaftern at June 28, 2021 09:07 PM (r4sI4)

526 Hopefully you guys are up on the latest gossip, that the Bachelor who was actually a gay guy was having a fling with Garappolo
Posted by: artemis at June 28, 2021 08:59 PM (AwPyG)

Jimmy Grabbaload?

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 28, 2021 09:07 PM (sJHOI)

527 @523

Eli Manning threw exactly two perfect spirals in his whole career that led to two SB victories.

The football gods are a fickle lot.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 28, 2021 09:08 PM (d391o)

528 Serious as a heart attack. Walter was the best, most complete football player ever. Would have been a great quarterback, reciever, defensive back, punter or place-kicker.
Posted by: TC at June 28, 2021 09:03 PM (UDCxc)

He was really intelligent. Just for an example I was listening to a wrestling podcast and I think they were covering Shawn Michaels. There was a match where Payton was in his opponents corner and had some involvement in the match. After running through the match one time it was Payton reminding the others about what was supposed to happen next. So quick mind and good memory.

Posted by: buzzion at June 28, 2021 09:08 PM (vMCab)

529 Montana still in a heartbeat. The way I argue for Montana is the same as it was with Marino, or Manning or this stupid jag off.

Composure. Any of these other retards, on a big play with the camera in their face, they look like they expect that the defensive line is going to build an altar and cut their still beating heart out right there on the field.

Montana, he didnt give a shit.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 28, 2021 09:09 PM (UpI0k)

530 Eli was sooooo over rated.

Posted by: artemis at June 28, 2021 09:11 PM (AwPyG)

531 Serious as a heart attack. Walter was the best, most complete football player ever. Would have been a great quarterback, reciever, defensive back, punter or place-kicker.
Posted by: TC at June 28, 2021 09:03 PM (UDCxc)

And Jim wouldn't have been?

You seriously underestimate the totality of Jim's physical prowess. He was a multi sport All American, and played basketball and ran track just for shits and giggles...and he was better than good at them.

His Lacrosse and Football talents speak for themselves.

Walter was a great player, but not in Jim's league. There is no one, sportswriters or former players, that I'm aware of who would put forth your argument.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 28, 2021 09:11 PM (BgMrQ)

532 I'd take Montana over General Milley any day of the week

Posted by: artemis at June 28, 2021 09:11 PM (AwPyG)

533 Damning with faint praise, I think.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 28, 2021 09:12 PM (UpI0k)

534 ONT is nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 28, 2021 09:14 PM (UpI0k)

535 @533

David Tyrees helmet and Mario Manninghams fingertips beat Tom Brady.

I will give Eli major props for surviving the beating the 49rs gave him and breaking free of a certain sack.

But the dude threw probably the ugliest balls in football history and fumbled way, way too much.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 28, 2021 09:15 PM (d391o)

536 Just so y'all know

NOOD!

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 28, 2021 09:16 PM (BgMrQ)

537 And what of Wrath? Don't we get a month?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 28, 2021 08:18 PM (d9FiS)

Wrath gets a day. One day.

Posted by: really not Hamas, really I pinky swear at June 28, 2021 09:16 PM (ySM85)

538 Everyone here is like, you know that Jim Thorpe could beat Tom Brady or, you know that Earl Morale was the greatest QB of the late 60's...please, put down the pudding cups in the butterfly room of Happy Valley Day Care - none of these guys would even start on today's teams - including all our favorites like Jonnie Unitas or Earl Morale or Roger Starbach or Danny White or Kenny Stabler or any of them. Those old pro set offensive lines with wide outs and no blocking would have gotten creamed by today's WO or Inside blitz sets and the 60 gun runs, or the total overload formations they run now on defense. You need a run and gun guy, not Darrel Lamanica or Roman Gabriel....

Posted by: Boswell at June 28, 2021 09:26 PM (5iUNf)

539 AOC is a prime topic not knowing the destructive impact of her many "policies". She must wear Wikipedia out concocting her idiocy.

Posted by: AOC Idiot at June 28, 2021 10:53 PM (VoKVv)

540 Boswell, anyone who was alive to see Roman wind up and heave a long ball would think you an idiot. Pure conjecture on your part.

Posted by: AOC Idiot at June 28, 2021 10:57 PM (VoKVv)

541 Instant Justice for the Deranged Flasher was the absolute best.
T'was a thread winner all by itself.

Posted by: Bach in Black at June 29, 2021 12:50 AM (7ubmG)

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