Insurrectionist Cafe: Stop Asian Hate Edition

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Not quite a bat, but almost:


Asians vs. White Supremacist:

Obvious Trump disciple. Her MAGA hat must be hanging off the antenna of her Ford F-150.

Posted by: Ace at 07:44 PM




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1 Nooded.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 18, 2021 06:43 PM (PiwSw)

2 roomy and luxurious

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 18, 2021 06:44 PM (oEn12)

3 Wish I was on that beach

Posted by: Skip at June 18, 2021 06:45 PM (Cxk7w)

4 That top picture is just beautiful. That's the kind of life I want when I retire.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 18, 2021 06:45 PM (GKopu)

5

So I just dropped the daughter off at a friend's house for a pool party with all of her other high school junior soccer teammates.

I'm going to burn in hell for impure thoughts.

Posted by: Calypso Louie at June 18, 2021 06:46 PM (k6iIC)

6 4 That top picture is just beautiful. That's the kind of life I want when I retire.
Posted by: Jordan61

you want to be a palm tree?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 18, 2021 06:47 PM (oEn12)

7 What ever is that flying, a albino squirrel?

Posted by: Skip at June 18, 2021 06:47 PM (Cxk7w)

8 Sea lion surfing the waves.
Don't burn me, bro! Go back to the valley! Hey, you got sammiches in that cooler, dude?

Posted by: wth at June 18, 2021 06:47 PM (v0R5T)

9 I half expected the prancing deer to get carried off by an eagle to be eaten.

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at June 18, 2021 06:48 PM (GYe0D)

10 I like that flying rat thingee.

He ain't no bat but he's cool.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 18, 2021 06:48 PM (R/m4+)

11 No yellows!
Skittles
Starbursts
You know who you are...

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 18, 2021 06:48 PM (Jz+Gi)

12 you want to be a palm tree?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 18, 2021 06:47 PM (oEn12)


Yes!! Seriously, hubs was in the Coast Guard for 25 years, and now we live inland. I miss the ocean so much.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 18, 2021 06:48 PM (GKopu)

13 Sea lion surfing the waves.
It's all fun and games until Great Whitey thinks you're an appetizer.

Posted by: wth at June 18, 2021 06:49 PM (v0R5T)

14 The flying fox one!!!!

Posted by: keena at June 18, 2021 06:49 PM (RiTnx)

15 Hey ho, it's finally Friday

Posted by: Zeera Hunkering down here, Boss at June 18, 2021 06:49 PM (EeHjs)

16 Oops wrong thread for the fox!

Posted by: keena at June 18, 2021 06:49 PM (RiTnx)

17
Should have finished depantsing that white supremacist.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 18, 2021 06:50 PM (mht8P)

18 Hawaii? California? re top pic.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 18, 2021 06:50 PM (csEWM)

19 Top caption looks too humid for my retirement, which will consist of a Scottish castle and 50 caliber guns shooting at the woke neighbors

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at June 18, 2021 06:50 PM (GYe0D)

20 I've seen seals body surfing. Very envious of their acceleration and speed, of course. Body surfing you spend a fair amount of time "outside" (just outside the surf line) waiting for a wave you like. I remember many times the momentary excitement, not entirely fun, when dark shapes moving fast underwater would be visible.

Just dolphins cruising past - their food can tend to congregate just outside the surf line, too. But the one second before you can tell it's a dolphin, exciting.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 18, 2021 06:50 PM (OTzUX)

21 speaking of street justice, proud boyz are fighting afa in oregon city today. big fight.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at June 18, 2021 06:50 PM (ZZK0E)

22 Flying squirrels are native to Pennsylvania but I have never seen one at home or camping.

Posted by: Skip at June 18, 2021 06:50 PM (Cxk7w)

23 Jordan61, the ocean scares the shit out of me. I like the tide pools thought.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2021 06:50 PM (Cnq7D)

24 Amish white supremicist no doubt

Posted by: Pete Seria at June 18, 2021 06:51 PM (7ZQe3)

25 Pro tip- Stay the fcuk from behind the counter at any business unless you are an employee.

Posted by: Eromero at June 18, 2021 06:51 PM (0OP+5)

26 I want to party with that Sea Lion.

Awesome find. Thanks for making me smile.
Today was a bitch. In thigh high stilettos.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 18, 2021 06:51 PM (83lwH)

27
Thirsty Borzoi!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 18, 2021 06:51 PM (mht8P)

28 Storm coming . see you folks later.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 18, 2021 06:51 PM (Vxu+H)

29 Oops wrong thread for the fox!
Posted by: keena

Yeah, we addressed the Dutch Pilot Girl earlier:
https://youtu.be/zEXcmrbfpxo?t=281

Posted by: Tonypete at June 18, 2021 06:51 PM (Rvt88)

30 Buffet of Uppercuts would be a great name for a meat carvery restaurant.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at June 18, 2021 06:51 PM (Dc2NZ)

31 the first video is like that Pixar short "Bounding"

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 18, 2021 06:52 PM (oEn12)

32 A theory of mine the Sundowner injustice department is using the Proud Boys as Insurrectionists is to break them.

Posted by: Skip at June 18, 2021 06:52 PM (Cxk7w)

33 Flying squirrels are native to Pennsylvania but I have never seen one at home or camping Posted by: Skip at June 18, 2021 06:50 PM (Cxk7w

When I lived in North Carolina one flew in the window and flew around the living room as I tried to catch it. Eventually got it in a laundry basket and took it outside.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 18, 2021 06:53 PM (BMmaB)

34 Soooo... what is better for "celebrating" Juneteenth -- bourbon or rye?

Posted by: Doof at June 18, 2021 06:53 PM (mZUr4)

35 Buffet of Uppercuts would be a great name for a meat carvery restaurant.
Posted by: All Hail Eris

$5 will get you $10 that there's a Knuckle Sandwich on the menu there.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 18, 2021 06:53 PM (Rvt88)

36 Jordan61, the ocean scares the shit out of me. I like the tide pools thought.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2021 06:50 PM (Cnq7D)


Tide pools are awesome!!

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 18, 2021 06:53 PM (GKopu)

37 Skip, you would not be wrong. And, Thank you for the wishes.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2021 06:54 PM (Cnq7D)

38 Awesome find. Thanks for making me smile.
Today was a bitch. In thigh high stilettos.

*******

So you met my ex-wife?

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at June 18, 2021 06:54 PM (GYe0D)

39 18 Hawaii? California? re top pic.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 18, 2021 06:50 PM (csEWM)

Bet its the West Coast of Florida... water is WAY too calm for either Calif or Hawaii.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 18, 2021 06:55 PM (oHd/0)

40 Thirsty Borzoi!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 18, 2021 06:51 PM (mht8P)


Ha, I thought of you as soon as I saw it!

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 18, 2021 06:55 PM (GKopu)

41 Pro tip- Stay the fcuk from behind the counter at any business unless you are an employee.
Posted by: Eromero at June 18, 2021 06:51 PM (0OP+5)

Concur.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 18, 2021 06:55 PM (R/m4+)

42 There's a South African plains critter, maybe the dik dik (?), that has the odd defensive practice of jumping up and down, vertically, to fend off predators. That thing looks familiar, but can't recall the name. Did dik are smaller/skinnier.

Zoo has gone back to normal, and they extended our membership thru October. Time for some more 1-2 hour short visits, weekdays. Though the turistas have started to return, so won't be what we got the membership for: quick hits during the week, "off season" (though there's precious little off season any more).

Posted by: rhomboid at June 18, 2021 06:55 PM (OTzUX)

43 I think Asian hate crime is mislabeling it

it is black on asian crime

Posted by: will choose a nic later at June 18, 2021 06:57 PM (bTQ72)

44
I thought of you as soon as I saw it!
Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 18, 2021 06:55 PM (GKopu)

___________

Delilah, Dutchess and Beast will lap at the water coming out of the hose when I'm filling up the buckets in their pens.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 18, 2021 06:57 PM (mht8P)

45 38 Awesome find. Thanks for making me smile.
Today was a bitch. In thigh high stilettos.

*******

So you met my ex-wife?
Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at June 18, 2021 06:54 PM (GYe0D)

Obligatory:

https://youtu.be/2A1l1B20lyQ?t=22

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 18, 2021 06:57 PM (PiwSw)

46 35 Buffet of Uppercuts would be a great name for a meat carvery restaurant.
Posted by: All Hail Eris

$5 will get you $10 that there's a Knuckle Sandwich on the menu there.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 18, 2021 06:53 PM (Rvt8


Order Cauliflower Ears as a side!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at June 18, 2021 06:57 PM (Dc2NZ)

47 what is better for "celebrating" Juneteenth -- bourbon or rye?

-

I got the feeling we have to fast and self-flagellate on the 19th

Posted by: Tim Riggins at June 18, 2021 06:58 PM (ZZK0E)

48 I've been doing yard work so haven't heard about the Oregon City fights.
I did see where the entire Portland Police Riot Squad, they call it something else of course, resigned from the riot squad.
Good for them.
Portland may get even more sporty soon.

Happy Birthday Ben Had

Hadrian, I wondered if that borzoi was one of yours.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at June 18, 2021 06:58 PM (FtJ1S)

49 Order Cauliflower Ears as a side!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at June 18, 2021 06:57 PM (Dc2NZ)


Black Eyed Peas!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 18, 2021 06:59 PM (PiwSw)

50 Hadrian, I have to add some ice cubes to my outside water for the dogs otherwise they come in and drink the cat's water.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2021 06:59 PM (Cnq7D)

51 Order Cauliflower Ears as a side!
Posted by: All Hail Eris

HA!

Posted by: Tonypete at June 18, 2021 06:59 PM (Rvt88)

52 I hope and pray people stop attacking the Asians, or gooks, or whatever those people like to be called. #MellowWithTheYellow

Posted by: Hunter Biden at June 18, 2021 07:00 PM (sBHyR)

53 Soooo... what is better for "celebrating" Juneteenth -- bourbon or rye?
Posted by: Doof


Malt likker. Colt 45

Posted by: rickb223 at June 18, 2021 07:00 PM (OCTRt)

54 Wow, that yoga-master, Victoria's Secret model, WAP-having (I'm informed today WAP is a "women's empowerment anthem") sure can take a lot of punishment, or those Asian guys don't pack much punch (that's what she said).

Posted by: Farmer Bob at June 18, 2021 07:00 PM (o5N6D)

55 That Asian hater is damn sure lucky the guy behind the counter didn't have a firearm, or samurai sword.

Posted by: Skip at June 18, 2021 07:00 PM (Cxk7w)

56
Henceforth instead of getting the day off, white people will have to work double shifts on Juneteenth.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 18, 2021 07:00 PM (mht8P)

57 *waves to Winston* Thank you.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2021 07:00 PM (Cnq7D)

58 Order Cauliflower Ears as a side!
Posted by: All Hail Eris

Black Eyed Peas!
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes

DO NOT order the lady fingers!!

Posted by: Tonypete at June 18, 2021 07:00 PM (Rvt88)

59 I thought the Asian behind the counter had an Amish beard. Just a mask worn properly, it turns out.

Posted by: April at June 18, 2021 07:01 PM (OX9vb)

60 Soooo... what is better for "celebrating" Juneteenth -- bourbon or rye?
Posted by: Doof at June 18, 2021 06:53 PM (mZUr4)

What do you use to make a Black Russian?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 18, 2021 07:01 PM (Irn0L)

61 Henceforth instead of getting the day off, white people will have to work double shifts on Juneteenth.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 18, 2021 07:00 PM (mht8P)

I work a double shift almost everyday

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 18, 2021 07:02 PM (Irn0L)

62 Steve Inman is like half Korean or something.

I know sevral peeps whose dads went to Korea and married a local then had them

Posted by: will choose a nic later at June 18, 2021 07:02 PM (bTQ72)

63 NGU, Kahlua and vodka

Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2021 07:02 PM (Cnq7D)

64 never start a land war in an Asian bodega

Posted by: Tim Riggins at June 18, 2021 07:03 PM (ZZK0E)

65 "Pro tip- Stay the fuck from behind the counter at any business unless you are an employee."

Had this happen me back in college at the University of Texas Dallas library (worked part time to supplement GI Bill). I remember how awkward it felt - I was fresh out of the Marines and my wiring is messed up from an abusive childhood (ie. I believe in killing perps to send a message, which is fcked up).

Problem is the Marines taught me how to kill with my hands. And I know that if I start throwing punches, I won't be able to stop, and my future will ruined. So I'm awkwardly trying to put the perp in hold so he doesn't attack any more TAs behind the counter, while simultaneously maintaining discipline to not snap the guy's neck. One the hardest things I've done.

Perp was pissed because he left his checkbook in the library and my stupid co-worker gave it to someone without checking their ID, and now they are bouncing his checks all over Dallas. So he wanted to take a swing. Stupid, but he doesn't deserve to die over that.

Now, that jackass that keeps parking in my spot? He's doomed.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 18, 2021 07:03 PM (83lwH)

66 Star Treck is coming on. It's the MUST.

Posted by: f'd at June 18, 2021 07:04 PM (Tnijr)

67 Inquiring minds, if Kahlua and vodka is a Black Russian is Kahlua and rum a stoned Russian?

Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2021 07:04 PM (Cnq7D)

68 So he wanted to take a swing. Stupid, but he doesn't deserve to die over that.


Oh I don't know about that...maybe dying is exactly what he deserved?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 18, 2021 07:05 PM (Irn0L)

69 Now, that jackass that keeps parking in my spot? He's doomed.
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur

There are lines that must not be crossed.

It is known.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 18, 2021 07:05 PM (Rvt88)

70
Pro tip- Stay the fcuk from behind the counter at any business unless you are an employee.
---------
Thank her lucky stars she only got her ass beat.

Posted by: dartist at June 18, 2021 07:06 PM (+ya+t)

71 I believe that beating of the black, white supremacist, was well within the bounds of the law.

Posted by: Raven at June 18, 2021 07:07 PM (sBHyR)

72 Wanna see my dik-dik bounce?

Posted by: Jeff Toobin at June 18, 2021 07:07 PM (s33iD)

73 I rescued a flying squirrel last year. There are no words to describe how soft those things are.

Posted by: creeper at June 18, 2021 07:07 PM (XxJt1)

74 I'm going to burn in hell for impure thoughts.


My daughter has a friend has was ridiculously well-endowed in H.S.

Admit that you are unworthy and you will be saved.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at June 18, 2021 07:07 PM (xopIz)

75 Thank her lucky stars she only got her ass beat.
Posted by: dartist at June 18, 2021 07:06 PM (+ya+t)

Especially since she is probably one of them social workers who are gonna replace the police!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 18, 2021 07:07 PM (Irn0L)

76 I got my heart shocked back into rhythm today. I wanted to see them hit me with the paddles and shout "CLEAR" but alas they knocked me out first. Actually they had to do an "echocardiogram", from inside the esophagus. Yuck. All better now.

Posted by: Javems at June 18, 2021 07:08 PM (8SSHh)

77 Fortunately for me, the Marines transitioned to rifles and various and sundry other ranged weapons- saved me the trouble of having to register my hands as deadly weapons in every town I visited (which is a silly thing people on TV used to say)

Posted by: Farmer Bob at June 18, 2021 07:08 PM (o5N6D)

78 I remember as a kid my dad would dump a ice cube tray in our dogs water bowl and he loved it.

Posted by: Skip at June 18, 2021 07:08 PM (Cxk7w)

79 No yellow!

Posted by: Hunter Biden, Artiste at June 18, 2021 07:08 PM (sWM8x)

80 "I hope and pray people stop attacking the Asians"

Is it wrong to hope they don't stop? Asians don't play this white guilt bs, they will fight back. We need allies that are willing to use violence to stop violence, since we lack the will.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 18, 2021 07:08 PM (83lwH)

81 Javems, hope you're all better

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 18, 2021 07:08 PM (oEn12)

82 Javems, geeze. Prayers.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2021 07:09 PM (Cnq7D)

83 IMO... anyone who fights back deserves to die.

YMMV

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 18, 2021 07:10 PM (3H9h1)

84 what is a White Russian with a splash of Coke?

Posted by: Quint at June 18, 2021 07:10 PM (gJfTA)

85 Hmmm, Kevin James is performing at Agua Caliente in Rancho Mirage on July 31. Should I see if tickets are available?

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 18, 2021 07:11 PM (L2ZTs)

86 Quint, disgusting

Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2021 07:11 PM (Cnq7D)

87 Body surfing is easy-peasy when you buy yourself some Voit surf fins.

Shit too easy. I got to when I would only wear one.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at June 18, 2021 07:11 PM (xopIz)

88 Posted by: Javems at June 18, 2021 07:08 PM (8SSHh)

That's one of the more blase' medical reports I've seen lately, given your experience.

Posted by: creeper at June 18, 2021 07:12 PM (XxJt1)

89 Bet its the West Coast of Florida... water is WAY too calm for either Calif or Hawaii.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 18, 2021 06:55 PM (oHd/0)

And yet they called it the 'Pacific'.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 18, 2021 07:12 PM (csEWM)

90 Posted by: Javems at June 18, 2021 07:08 PM (8SSHh)

Glad to hear that you are back in rhythm, brother. These heart things can be scary. Will keep you in prayer.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 18, 2021 07:12 PM (k39e/)

91 Hmmm, Kevin James is performing at Agua Caliente in Rancho Mirage on July 31. Should I see if tickets are available?
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 18, 2021 07:11 PM (L2ZTs)



He's no Rick James.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 18, 2021 07:12 PM (guGkK)

92 Quint, do overs. Hunter with the mayor of Moscow's wife.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2021 07:13 PM (Cnq7D)

93
remember the youngest sister is almost always taller and almost always has bigger bewbs than the older sisters

Posted by: will choose a nic later at June 18, 2021 07:13 PM (bTQ72)

94 Actually they had to do an "echocardiogram", from inside the esophagus. Yuck. All better now.
Posted by: Javems

Yeah, did that for me too. Did they give you the magic juice that makes you forget that part of the procedure? For the uninitiated, sometimes they want you to swallow the sonograph instrument so they don't perforate your esophagus.

This is all before the electroconversion.

Glad you are all better Javens.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 18, 2021 07:13 PM (Rvt88)

95 from the very numerous videos of fighting in businesses I have seen, Black women seem to have some poor impulse control. Why is that you think?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 18, 2021 07:14 PM (uwc6D)

96 "saved me the trouble of having to register my hands as deadly weapons in every town I visited"

LOL I'm not a Billy Jack Badass or anything like that. As 03s we got routine instruction on hand to hand combat, which was pretty much a buffet of various martial art moves.

Like grabbing the outside their palm and rotating to put them in elbow lock, how to kick in the knees, lethal strikes to throat and back of neck. I'm proficient enough to incapacitate or kill a perp, but if I fought an expert in boxing (or whatever) I would get my ass kicked.

Except Rapier I'm getting much better at it, almost as good as my archery.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 18, 2021 07:14 PM (83lwH)

97 Damn Javems. You doing okay now?

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 18, 2021 07:15 PM (GKopu)

98 what is a White Russian with a splash of Coke?
Posted by: Quint at June 18, 2021 07:10 PM (gJfTA)

A capitalistic pig about to be arrested by the KGB

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 18, 2021 07:15 PM (Irn0L)

99 Happy Birthday. God bless you. I think you project a younger image than your actual chronological age is-which is meant entirely complimentarily. You seem very energetic and busy!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 18, 2021 07:15 PM (k39e/)

100 I have seen, Black women seem to have some poor impulse control. Why is that you think?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby

Traditionally, there is no penalty for them to fight many times.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 18, 2021 07:15 PM (Rvt88)

101 That's one of the more blase' medical reports I've seen lately, given your experience.

Posted by: creeper at June 18, 2021 07:12 PM (XxJt1

One of the nurses ask if I had ever been in that hospital before. My response was "Yes, frequently".

Posted by: Javems at June 18, 2021 07:15 PM (8SSHh)

102 Genetics? Culture?

The old nurture versus nature debate.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at June 18, 2021 07:16 PM (xopIz)

103 "remember the youngest sister is almost always taller and almost always has bigger bewbs than the older sisters"

I think I was on that island chasing Piggy around when they taught this in school (sniff)

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 18, 2021 07:16 PM (83lwH)

104
Kahlua + vodka + chocolate milk = Dirty Russian

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 18, 2021 07:16 PM (iTXRQ)

105 Surprising lack of white privilege for this Moscow 24 TV anchorette.

https://tinyurl.com/z3n4j8nu

Russia still lags in the Mexican Weather Girl Comparative Index, which ranks TV "news" personalities in different countries in terms of eye-candy value. But Kristina's a surprising kind of boost for the russkis.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 18, 2021 07:16 PM (OTzUX)

106 I saw a YouTube video of an orca riding the waves with a bunch of surfers. Scary, yet very cool

Posted by: Jmel at June 18, 2021 07:16 PM (+JDkX)

107 The sugar glider and the dog drinking are both wonderful.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 18, 2021 07:16 PM (csEWM)

108 'Ladies and gentlemen rooftop Koreans have reposted to behind the counter. Please conduct yoself accordingly.'

Posted by: Eromero at June 18, 2021 07:16 PM (0OP+5)

109 remember the youngest sister is almost always taller and almost always has bigger bewbs than the older sisters
Posted by: will choose a nic later at June 18, 2021 07:13 PM (bTQ72)


ALMOST always.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 18, 2021 07:16 PM (GKopu)

110 95 from the very numerous videos of fighting in businesses I have seen, Black women seem to have some poor impulse control. Why is that you think?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby

raycissss!!!

it's ghetto culture

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 18, 2021 07:17 PM (oEn12)

111 Quint, do overs. Hunter with the mayor of Moscow's wife.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2021 07:13 PM (Cnq7D)

It is a Colorado Bulldog. Not sure why really, it doesn't make a lot of sense. I used to like them but that was a long time ago, long before the Big Lebowski. I figured someone would come up with a better description, you won!

Posted by: Quint at June 18, 2021 07:17 PM (gJfTA)

112 One of the nurses ask if I had ever been in that hospital before. My response was "Yes, frequently".
Posted by: Javems at June 18, 2021 07:15 PM (8SSHh)

The nurses will refer to you as a "frequent flyer".

Posted by: creeper at June 18, 2021 07:18 PM (XxJt1)

113 from the very numerous videos of fighting in businesses I have seen, Black women seem to have some poor impulse control

I did a residency in downtown Newark NJ....the stories I could tell

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 18, 2021 07:18 PM (Irn0L)

114 For body surfing, Duck Feet or Churchill's, for the fins. At least that's the way it was. Think I have some newer Duck Feet now, haven't used them in a while.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 18, 2021 07:18 PM (OTzUX)

115 Black women seem to have some poor impulse control. Why is that you think?

-

well, duh, whitesupremeecy first

then lack of access to health care

then third they're in food deserts.

You have to also know they've been under-served in their community.

and yeah, too many videos of women bloated from lack of food from food deserts going fucking crazy. these asain white supreemesies (they transitioned from minority to ws the moment they started winning) failed to check their privilege when fighting back against this mostly peaceful assault and battery.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at June 18, 2021 07:19 PM (ZZK0E)

116 P.S. I'm glad you came through it well, Javems.

Posted by: creeper at June 18, 2021 07:19 PM (XxJt1)

117 hmmm

the most popular vehicle of peeps who self identify as Rs is the Ford F-150

for Ds guess??
v
v
v
dats right a Subaru

Posted by: will choose a nic later at June 18, 2021 07:19 PM (bTQ72)

118 34 Soooo... what is better for "celebrating" Juneteenth -- bourbon or rye?

"""

Every day, and twice on Sunday

Posted by: Pete Seria at June 18, 2021 07:19 PM (7ZQe3)

119 I don't get the beating up asian thing...I mean an hour later your hangry again and have to beat up another one?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 18, 2021 07:20 PM (Irn0L)

120 rhomboid a little darker than your average Russian but very pretty

Posted by: Skip at June 18, 2021 07:20 PM (Cxk7w)

121 97 Damn Javems. You doing okay now?

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 18, 2021 07:15 PM (GKopu)

So far so good. I know people who have had this procedure done and have gone back into atrial fibrillation with in hours or days.I actually have atrial "flutter". I told them that sounded too sissy and to call mine "atria rampage"


Posted by: Javems at June 18, 2021 07:20 PM (8SSHh)

122 "Black women seem to have some poor impulse control. Why is that you think"

Lower IQs. Means they can't imagine very many conflict resolution solutions. So their list of options is shorter, ie:

1) curse at electrical socket
2) ...
3) stab electrical socket with fork

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 18, 2021 07:21 PM (83lwH)

123
Higher IQs:
1) curse at electrical socket
2) check light bulb
3) check fuse box
4) ask Morons about electric specs
5) call electrician

"stab electrical socket with fork" is still on the list, but it's like #47 on the list.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 18, 2021 07:21 PM (83lwH)

124 hmmm

the most popular vehicle of peeps who self identify as Rs is the Ford F-150

Wasn't there a pasty white, soft handed, effect reporter who said he didn't know anyone who owned a truck?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 18, 2021 07:21 PM (cSyAR)

125 I told them that sounded too sissy and to call mine "atria rampage"


Posted by: Javems at June 18, 2021 07:20 PM (8SSHh)


Ha, I like that!

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 18, 2021 07:21 PM (GKopu)

126 I got in to a discussion with a customer today about staffing and the current goings on. I mentioned how if you pay people not to work, they won't. He said that it shows that people are fed up with not being paid enough. He then said it was disgusting about how much difference there was between the top earner and bottom earner in the company. I said that did not bother me as much as how MANY people there were between the top and bottom earner. How many layers of needless management and HR people?

I cannot disagree that corporations are shits these days, but he came off a bit too much 'power to the people.' Unfortunately, it is hard in a customer setting to call the customer a commie piece of shit.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 18, 2021 07:22 PM (csEWM)

127 Skip, yep, quite, ifn ya like 'em lithe and long, and I do. And something about her voice is appealing, too. It's still a little odd seeing a gorgeous and classy black woman speaking native Russian.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 18, 2021 07:22 PM (OTzUX)

128 Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 18, 2021 07:20 PM (Irn0L)

You owe me a new monitor.

Posted by: creeper at June 18, 2021 07:22 PM (XxJt1)

129 Thanks, by the way

Posted by: Javems at June 18, 2021 07:22 PM (8SSHh)

130 "I mean an hour later your hangry again and have to beat up another one?"

That was worthy

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 18, 2021 07:22 PM (83lwH)

131
Wasn't the "war on terror" the original "stop asian hate?"

(think about it)

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 18, 2021 07:22 PM (2PSuu)

132 Used to body surf in SoCal as a kid. Never had fins. Took a lot of practice to catch a good wave. Tired as hell at the end of the day. Probably why mom took us. lol. Like YD, dad was was flying around the country working all the time except wknds. He always did stuff with us then.

Posted by: Infidel at June 18, 2021 07:22 PM (dYrVA)

133 Unfortunately, it is hard in a customer setting to call the customer a commie piece of shit.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 18, 2021 07:22 PM (csEWM)

Yes but if you are a dentist, there are other options LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 18, 2021 07:23 PM (Irn0L)

134 Used to body surf in SoCal as a kid. Never had fins. Took a lot of practice to catch a good wave. Tired as hell at the end of the day. Probably why mom took us. lol. Like YD, dad was was flying around the country working all the time except wknds. He always did stuff with us then.
Posted by: Infidel at June 18, 2021 07:22 PM (dYrVA)

Never been as hungry as after a beach session !

Posted by: President My sons a painter at June 18, 2021 07:23 PM (M+Lyo)

135 I would like a Jeep, yet I keep buying sports cars. Maybe when I get all grown up I can have both.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 18, 2021 07:23 PM (csEWM)

136 Thanks to everybody who prayed for our church treasurer/ pianist, Linda. She died this afternoon, I was up there for several hours with her husband and sister and when she died. It's a terrible loss to our little church. Everybody loved her and she did so many things-including her church work-as volunteer. She worked with a Senior group. She worked with a choral group. They were going to celebrate her mom's 90th birthday on Sunday. This is the second child she's lost in five years. A dear little nurse was in tears because COVID has stopped families from visiting for so long and I guess all the losses got to her. Sorry to go on at length. Thanks for listening and thanks for the continued prayers.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 18, 2021 07:24 PM (k39e/)

137 raycissss!!!

it's ghetto culture

-

I wonder about that. we demolished a lot of the ghetto, right? It's not the 70's.

these OBC's are the work product of teacher unions in schools that barely teach them how to function as humans.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at June 18, 2021 07:25 PM (ZZK0E)

138 Diversity is our shit stain.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 18, 2021 07:25 PM (w5raC)

139 So far so good. I know people who have had this
procedure done and have gone back into atrial fibrillation with in hours
or days.I actually have atrial "flutter". I told them that sounded too
sissy and to call mine "atria rampage" Posted by: Javems at June 18, 2021 07:20 PM (8SSHh

@Javems, did you have an ablation too? What it finally took for me was 2 ablations and a pacemaker, but everything's completely solid for me now.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 18, 2021 07:25 PM (BMmaB)

140 Wasn't there a pasty white, soft handed, effect reporter who said he didn't know anyone who owned a truck?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 18, 2021 07:21 PM (cSyAR)

Sort of. It was a question JohnE posed on twitter to liberals: whether they personally knew someone who owned a pickup truck.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 18, 2021 07:26 PM (csEWM)

141 Thanks to everybody who prayed for our church treasurer/ pianist, Linda. She died this afternoon, I was up there for several hours with her husband and sister and when she died. It's a terrible loss to our little church. Everybody loved her and she did so many things-including her church work-as volunteer. She worked with a Senior group. She worked with a choral group. They were going to celebrate her mom's 90th birthday on Sunday. This is the second child she's lost in five years. A dear little nurse was in tears because COVID has stopped families from visiting for so long and I guess all the losses got to her. Sorry to go on at length. Thanks for listening and thanks for the continued prayers.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 18, 2021 07:24 PM (k39e/)

Bless her and your church bretheren

Posted by: President My sons a painter at June 18, 2021 07:26 PM (M+Lyo)

142
Thanks for listening and thanks for the continued prayers.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 18, 2021 07:24 PM (k39e/)

_________

Condolences to your congregation for its loss. Linda is the lucky one, she now has her reward. We're just the poor bastards left behind.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 18, 2021 07:27 PM (mht8P)

143 Never been as hungry as after a beach session !
Posted by: President My sons a painter

Ain't that the truth!

{{{Fenelon,}}} I'm so sorry. May she rest in peace at the wonderful life she led.

Posted by: Infidel at June 18, 2021 07:27 PM (dYrVA)

144 "the most popular vehicle of peeps who self identify as Rs is the Ford F-150"

Dude. OpSec. erethay areyay ifbay agentsyay urkinglay erehay

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 18, 2021 07:27 PM (83lwH)

145 Fenelon, G-D had received Linda to his loving arms, all is new and her music will play on. You are a good shepherd to your flock.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2021 07:27 PM (Cnq7D)

146 Yes but if you are a dentist, there are other options LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup

We remember - that scene in Marathon Man with Dustin Hoffman is hard to forget.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 18, 2021 07:28 PM (Rvt88)

147 Wasn't there a pasty white, soft handed, effect reporter who said he didn't know anyone who owned a truck?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy

Almost all the people in my neighborhood have pickup trucks.
My next door neighbor has three.

My son owns a pickup truck now.

I don't think this makes me extra manly though.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....Living on the prison planet at June 18, 2021 07:28 PM (tjZg/)

148 I meant to say Bourbon

Posted by: Pete Seria at June 18, 2021 07:28 PM (7ZQe3)

149 In Germany only once maybe twice overheard a black person speaking German and had to be a resident.

Posted by: Skip at June 18, 2021 07:28 PM (Cxk7w)

150 So I just dropped the daughter off at a friend's house for a pool party with all of her other high school junior soccer teammates.
I'm going to burn in hell for impure thoughts.
Posted by: Calypso Louie

Quick! Think of Megan Rapinhoe!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at June 18, 2021 07:28 PM (gISKS)

151 (waves to Agent Garcia)

Back from maternity leave I see? You look radiant. Where do you want me to send the C4?

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 18, 2021 07:28 PM (83lwH)

152 Willowed:

I am trying to imagine the reverse - he lacked the will to act and the shark killed him. Now he's at her funeral, in tears. Doomed to die a thousand times.

++++

Dude, Peterson was doing an intense interview, not fending off a life or death threat. You might have a different opinion if you watched it

Posted by: JM in Florida at June 18, 2021 07:29 PM (HCeRP)

153 Fen, thank you for the update on Linda. I'm so sorry.

Posted by: creeper at June 18, 2021 07:29 PM (XxJt1)

154 I have seen, Black women seem to have some poor impulse control. Why is that you think?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby
___

Ignants have poor impulse control.

Some of us 'black' women know better.

Posted by: SMH at June 18, 2021 07:29 PM (bSk6g)

155 Fenelon, so sorry to hear this.

Eternal Rest grant unto her oh Lord,
and may Perpetual Light shine upon her.
May her soul and the souls of all the faithful departed, through the mercy of God, rest in peace.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 18, 2021 07:29 PM (Rvt88)

156 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5CAh-zen_M

Dear Golden Retriever,

You are sending mixed messages when you are growling at the puppy and also wagging your tail. She seems to pick up on it and seems to completely ignore the growling. So why bother?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 18, 2021 07:29 PM (csEWM)

157 Flying skwerls are nocturnal. U are not likely to encounter midnight skwerl.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at June 18, 2021 07:30 PM (tKWVf)

158 hey
there is no time to cry when you are punching a fucking shark on the nose

Posted by: will choose a nic later at June 18, 2021 07:30 PM (bTQ72)

159 135 I would like a Jeep, yet I keep buying sports cars. Maybe when I get all grown up I can have both.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 18, 2021 07:23 PM (csEWM)

I bought a TR-6 in 1973 just to watch my ex wife cry. She did.
I should have bought the XKE though.

Posted by: Javems at June 18, 2021 07:30 PM (8SSHh)

160 Driving 8 hours is really a drag.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 18, 2021 07:30 PM (DKbk7)

161 144 "the most popular vehicle of peeps who self identify as Rs is the Ford F-150"

Dude. OpSec. erethay areyay ifbay agentsyay urkinglay erehay
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 18, 2021 07:27 PM (83lwH)

I think you need to work on your Pig Latin.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 18, 2021 07:31 PM (csEWM)

162 Really sorry to hear about your loss FenelonSpoke.

Posted by: dartist at June 18, 2021 07:31 PM (+ya+t)

163 SMH, I want to take that broad fucking paintbrush and burn it .

Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2021 07:32 PM (Cnq7D)

164 Thanks to everybody who prayed for our church treasurer/ pianist, Linda. She died this afternoon, I was up there for several hours with her husband and sister and when she died. It's a terrible loss to our little church. Everybody loved her and she did so many things-including her church work-as volunteer. She worked with a Senior group. She worked with a choral group. They were going to celebrate her mom's 90th birthday on Sunday. This is the second child she's lost in five years. A dear little nurse was in tears because COVID has stopped families from visiting for so long and I guess all the losses got to her. Sorry to go on at length. Thanks for listening and thanks for the continued prayers.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

I hope this lifts your spirits.

It always lifts my spirits.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfGDvDGE7zk

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....Living on the prison planet at June 18, 2021 07:32 PM (tjZg/)

165 I bought a TR-6 in 1973 just to watch my ex wife cry. She did.
I should have bought the XKE though.
Posted by: Javems at June 18, 2021 07:30 PM (8SSHh)

Oooooooo.

Kind of choice of evils around then.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 18, 2021 07:32 PM (csEWM)

166 Ignants have poor impulse control.

Some of us 'black' women know better.
Posted by: SMH at June 18, 2021 07:29 PM (bSk6g)

Yes. Lots more than not.

Posted by: April at June 18, 2021 07:33 PM (OX9vb)

167 In Germany only once maybe twice overheard a black person speaking German and had to be a resident.
Posted by: Skip

When I was a kid growing up in a Pennsylvania German community, there was a black man that grew up there and spoke the dialect perfectly. Hell of a guy.

Everyone called him Black Alley. Honestly - and he had no problem with it.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 18, 2021 07:33 PM (Rvt88)

168 The little flying squirrel.....adorable

Posted by: Tuna at June 18, 2021 07:33 PM (gLRfa)

169 Thanks for listening and thanks for the continued prayers.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 18, 2021 07:24 PM (k39e/)


Oh I'm so sorry Fen.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 18, 2021 07:33 PM (GKopu)

170 SMH, I want to take that broad fucking paintbrush and burn it .
Posted by: Ben Had
___

And then shove it up the asses who use it.

Posted by: SMH at June 18, 2021 07:33 PM (bSk6g)

171 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 18, 2021 07:24 PM (k39e/)

My condolences, Fen. May she rest in the Lord's hand.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 18, 2021 07:33 PM (csEWM)

172 Ah...I love seeing a righteous ass-whuppin'.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at June 18, 2021 07:34 PM (II3Gr)

173 The seagull shit is funny. Looks like they are experimenting with multi wing air frames.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 18, 2021 07:34 PM (VwHCD)

174
White racial slurs? (I'm hearing these now)

Mayo Monkey
Vanilla Gorilla
No-Purpose Flour

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 18, 2021 07:34 PM (2PSuu)

175 Remember when a road trip meant making sure you had gas in the car and you knew the route In your head? Now it's making sure the mags all have JHP instead of FMJ. America.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at June 18, 2021 07:34 PM (oWBc3)

176 will choose a nic later @ 117- The Eromero unit has 2 F150s, a Tacoma, and a Subaru Outback. What does that make us?

Posted by: Eromero at June 18, 2021 07:34 PM (0OP+5)

177 I drove to almost empty and then filled up yesterday. $55. Damn.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 18, 2021 07:35 PM (csEWM)

178 "Russia still lags in the Mexican Weather Girl Comparative Index, which ranks TV "news" personalities in different countries in terms of eye-candy value."

On of the perks of working in DC, you eventually get accustomed to all the Russian Honey Pots. With my buzzcut I look like an angry Sgt Major, so when Teh Pretties slide up to me I know they want something other than sex.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 18, 2021 07:35 PM (83lwH)

179 Thanks for listening and thanks for the continued prayers.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 18, 2021 07:24 PM (k39e/)

I am so sorry for your loss, Fen. Prayers.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 18, 2021 07:36 PM (oEn12)

180 SMH, sideways with some rusty barb wire included. Better yet, I can slap a hot iron in there.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2021 07:36 PM (Cnq7D)

181 White racial slurs? (I'm hearing these now)

Mayo Monkey
Vanilla Gorilla
No-Purpose Flour
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 18, 2021 07:34 PM (2PSuu)

See, I have never heard a racial slur directed at me. Insults at me seem always more personal. Asshole. Arrogant bastard. Etc.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 18, 2021 07:36 PM (csEWM)

182 - The Eromero unit has 2 F150s, a Tacoma, and a Subaru Outback. What does that make us?

probably living in a ski town

Posted by: will choose a nic later at June 18, 2021 07:37 PM (bTQ72)

183 Vanilla Gorilla? Heh. That's funny.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at June 18, 2021 07:37 PM (II3Gr)

184 Mr Peebles never could get rid of that Vanilla Gorilla.

Posted by: f'd at June 18, 2021 07:37 PM (Tnijr)

185
Bed Sheet
Tighty Whitey

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 18, 2021 07:37 PM (2PSuu)

186 On of the perks of working in DC, you eventually get accustomed to all the Russian Honey Pots. With my buzzcut I look like an angry Sgt Major, so when Teh Pretties slide up to me I know they want something other than sex.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 18, 2021 07:35 PM (83lwH)


Hum I must be doing something wrong or they honey pots don't make it to Arlington and Falls Church?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 18, 2021 07:38 PM (Irn0L)

187 So I guess "pavement ape" and "porch monkey" are now no longer off limits?

Oh wait, I forgot, this only goes one way...

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at June 18, 2021 07:38 PM (II3Gr)

188 I am sorry to hear this Fenelon

Posted by: Kindltot at June 18, 2021 07:38 PM (ySM85)

189 Aetius and Javems:

is there *any* car that could have been bought new in 1973, that would have gone *up* in value?

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 18, 2021 07:38 PM (L2ZTs)

190 Linda had almost died several times before. I think she had a sense she was going to die (It was a heart attack, but brought on by liver failure) She told me a week and a half ago, "If anything happens to me, the church paperwork is in the piano bench." We haven't discussed the funeral yet, but this is one of the passages which I've chosen:

From 2nd Timothy

7 I have fought the good fight, I have finished the race, I have kept the faith. 8 Finally, there is laid up for me the crown of righteousness, which the Lord, the righteous Judge, will give to me on that Day, and not to me only but also to all who have loved His appearing.

Thanks all for your support and kind words . I think Ill go away and cry some more now.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 18, 2021 07:38 PM (k39e/)

191 No-Purpose Flour
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 18, 2021 07:34 PM (2PSuu)


That one is pretty funny, gotta admit.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 18, 2021 07:38 PM (GKopu)

192 183 Vanilla Gorilla? Heh. That's funny.
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at June 18, 2021 07:37 PM (II3Gr)

And a new way of addressing the monkey thread is born.

Posted by: Bete at June 18, 2021 07:38 PM (Ojki1)

193 @174

There is literally nothing you can call a white person that will hurt them.

Honkey? Wow, feel the burn.

Cracker? Just silly.

Jive Turkey? Pathetic.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 18, 2021 07:38 PM (DKbk7)

194 @Javems, did you have an ablation too? What it
finally took for me was 2 ablations and a pacemaker, but everything's
completely solid for me now.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 18, 2021 07:25 PM (BMmaB)


No on the ablation. I have "atypical" fibrillation and that means it is difficult to find the source to kill. Not wanting a defibrillator but I know several folks that have one implanted, including my brother.

Posted by: Javems at June 18, 2021 07:38 PM (8SSHh)

195
Mr Peebles never could get rid of that Vanilla Gorilla.
Posted by: f'd


Oh, Gee!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 18, 2021 07:38 PM (63Dwl)

196 I get kind of upset when someone calls me a honky. Which is never.

Posted by: f'd at June 18, 2021 07:39 PM (Tnijr)

197 And a new way of addressing the monkey thread is born.
Posted by: Bete at June 18, 2021 07:38 PM (Ojki1)

Like "frosting the vanilla gorilla"?

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at June 18, 2021 07:39 PM (II3Gr)

198 Fenelon, prayers up

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 18, 2021 07:39 PM (L2ZTs)

199 Fen, my condolences. She is home, but I know your community has a void that will not be filled.

This is a nice one, too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jH4qZj8ON4A

Posted by: April at June 18, 2021 07:40 PM (OX9vb)

200 I saw a picture of the non rainbow Skittles on the shelf in the UK and the label said they were WHITE PRIDE Skittles.

That's funny right there I don't care who you are.

Posted by: blaster at June 18, 2021 07:40 PM (4q7lA)

201 I drove to almost empty and then filled up yesterday. $55. Damn.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 18, 2021 07:35 PM (csEWM)


We're up to $3.31 here. Thanks Biden!

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 18, 2021 07:40 PM (GKopu)

202 160 Driving 8 hours is really a drag.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 18, 2021 07:30 PM (DKbk7)

Depends. Mom and Dad on a whim decided to go out west. Dad texted me first from Colorado on Tuesday. Utah on Wednesday. Wyoming last night. Iowa tonight. (They live in Indiana.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 18, 2021 07:40 PM (csEWM)

203 Call me a wop all you want. Call me a deadbeat and I'll whip your ass.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2021 07:40 PM (Cnq7D)

204
I think these were joke-slurs.

Believe me, the #1 slur white people are called is "racist" and "supremacist."

#1 and #2, I guess.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 18, 2021 07:40 PM (2PSuu)

205 I get kind of upset when someone calls me a honky. Which is never.
Posted by: f'd at June 18, 2021 07:39 PM (Tnijr)

They ask me "jew from hymie town?"

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 18, 2021 07:40 PM (Irn0L)

206 Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....Living on the prison planet at June 18, 2021 07:32 PM (tjZg/)

Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 18, 2021 07:40 PM (k39e/)

207 is there *any* car that could have been bought new in 1973, that would have gone *up* in value?

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 18, 2021 07:38 PM (L2ZTs)

I think the Jag XKE has gone up in price. Would have to check though.

Posted by: Javems at June 18, 2021 07:41 PM (8SSHh)

208
is there *any* car that could have been bought new in 1973, that would have gone *up* in value?
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 18, 2021 07:38 PM (L2ZTs)

Corvette.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 18, 2021 07:41 PM (csEWM)

209 I've been called racist, hater, asshole, dickhead...but never a vanilla gorilla.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at June 18, 2021 07:41 PM (II3Gr)

210 I never get upset whenever I see people complain, "why can black people have 'black pride' but white people can't have 'white pride'??"

Because for white people, there's a workaround.

No we can't have 'white pride,' because actual KKKers ruined it already. But we can have Irish pride, Italian pride, Polish pride, etc etc.

And yes, I've seen a few lefties even admit the nation-specific prides for white people are okay.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 18, 2021 07:41 PM (L2ZTs)

211 203 Call me a wop all you want. Call me a deadbeat and I'll whip your ass.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2021 07:40 PM (Cnq7D)


You're my hero, Ben Had.

Posted by: Ladyl at June 18, 2021 07:41 PM (TdMsT)

212 is there *any* car that could have been bought new in 1973, that would have gone *up* in value?

------

911

Posted by: f'd at June 18, 2021 07:41 PM (Tnijr)

213 197 And a new way of addressing the monkey thread is born.
Posted by: Bete at June 18, 2021 07:38 PM (Ojki1)

Like "frosting the vanilla gorilla"?
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at June 18, 2021 07:39 PM (II3Gr)

Well, if you want. It is pride month I guess.

Posted by: Bete at June 18, 2021 07:42 PM (Ojki1)

214 There's a South African plains critter, maybe the
dik dik (?), that has the odd defensive practice of jumping up and down,
vertically, to fend off predators. That thing looks familiar, but
can't recall the name. Did dik are smaller/skinnier.


Posted by: rhomboid at June 18, 2021 06:55 PM (OTzUX)


I think it is the springbok.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 18, 2021 07:42 PM (ySM85)

215 Was once called a "cracker" in the early 80s by a black dude while in the Navy. Was only 18 at the time, he looked at me like he was expecting an angry response. I walked away. Cracker? I thought? WTF? I just kept picturing a saltine and wondered, I'm salty? Shit I just got on board, how could I be an old salt. What an idiot.

Posted by: Cringe Biscuit at June 18, 2021 07:42 PM (Lozsj)

216 203 Call me a wop all you want. Call me a deadbeat and I'll whip your ass.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2021 07:40 PM (Cnq7D)

I kind of wish someone would call me a Guinea. It would be novel.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 18, 2021 07:42 PM (csEWM)

217 I drove the Yukon down below a quarter of a tank left. I went to fill it today. I discovered that the pumps at the place I gas up at only go to $99. That's it. Stops pumping when you hit that. I think they better get it fixed soon. Another year of Biden and that will just buy you a half a tank.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at June 18, 2021 07:42 PM (5HBd1)

218
Dave Portnoy (barstool sports) was just suspended off the sewer that is twitter.

He replied to some loser: "Let me drop my nuts on your head."

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 18, 2021 07:42 PM (2PSuu)

219 @202

It was 8 hours for work.

4 hour drive with stops one way.

3 hour site visit.

4 hour drive back.

100 pct suckage.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 18, 2021 07:42 PM (DKbk7)

220 Diversity/divide

See just WTH I did there?

Posted by: Charles W. Ridiculous, Jr. at June 18, 2021 07:42 PM (Y23/s)

221 "Dude, Peterson was doing an intense interview, not fending off a life or death threat. You might have a different opinion if you watched it"

I intend to watch the interview, especially this one. I meant no disrespect towards him. My point is that he's crying over what we have lost. And I fear that one of those things we have lost is the will to act. Instead we cry. Is this our future, is this all we can expect?

If we express the need to use force to defend our values we are either a Domestic Terrorist (to the Left) or an FBI Snitch (to the Right). Boxed in.

But if we cry about losing the things we won't defend, we get attention in the form of sympathy and consolation, ie dopamine hits.

You get the behavior you reward. We need to stop rewarding Failure.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 18, 2021 07:42 PM (83lwH)

222 Casa blaster is still seeking a pickup to round out our fleet. I had a line on a decent one at a decent price that I was supposed to go look at today and the guy sold it last night. Gah.

The market is crazy for used trucks right now. If you see a good deal you have to pull the trigger right then.

Posted by: blaster at June 18, 2021 07:43 PM (4q7lA)

223 Beautiful Fen. I'm tearing up too reading that.

Posted by: Infidel at June 18, 2021 07:43 PM (dYrVA)

224 209 I've been called racist, hater, asshole, dickhead...but never a vanilla gorilla.
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at June 18, 2021 07:41 PM (II3Gr)

For some reason, that insult reminds me of Grape Ape. Maybe it's the rhyme.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 18, 2021 07:43 PM (csEWM)

225 207 208 VW Beetles, if just in daily driver condition will go for more than sticker. Beetle convertible, a lot more. VW Bus, tons more.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at June 18, 2021 07:43 PM (I58tH)

226 "Let me drop my nuts on your head."

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 18, 2021 07:42 PM (2PSuu)

That's wrong?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 18, 2021 07:43 PM (Irn0L)

227 Believe me, the #1 slur white people are called is "racist" and "supremacist."

#1 and #2, I guess.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 18, 2021 07:40 PM (2PSuu)

This. Nothing hurts me more than this. And the leftists know it.

Posted by: April at June 18, 2021 07:44 PM (OX9vb)

228 I read the notes from the consultant at the Fulton county steal. They were in chaos. Ralph is obviously incompetent. Yeah, the consultant is now claiming it's all good because the number tied out. Sure they tied out. What he described means there is no way they could tie out.

Posted by: WiNO at June 18, 2021 07:44 PM (9qral)

229 Fenelon--I'm so terribly sorry for your loss.

Posted by: Ladyl at June 18, 2021 07:45 PM (TdMsT)

230 On a lighter note, I've been watching a British series on Tubi called Spy. It's pretty funny.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 18, 2021 07:46 PM (GKopu)

231 "Hum I must be doing something wrong or they honey pots don't make it to Arlington and Falls Church?"

K Street

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 18, 2021 07:46 PM (83lwH)

232 Vanilla Gorilla sounds like a compliment to me. I'm sure some white heavyweight boxer went by that nickname.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 18, 2021 07:46 PM (2DOZq)

233 I wish I had an F150. Wonder what that makes me. Call me what you want, just don't call me late for dinner.

Posted by: dartist at June 18, 2021 07:47 PM (+ya+t)

234 Are restaurants doing what I just experienced, automatic 20 percent gratuity?

Pissed me off. My beers, a flight of three shorties, arrived and the kid delivering them tripped and spilled some, which made all three glasses sticky.

The food order took way too long.

There was no way to tip less or more.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at June 18, 2021 07:47 PM (4ZE6o)

235 Without exception a name is nothing but a word. How the hell can or would you get worked up by a word? Call me what you want - my getting upset gives you some sort of satisfaction? All the better I laugh and walk away.

Posted by: Cringe Biscuit at June 18, 2021 07:47 PM (Lozsj)

236  "Let me drop my nuts on your head."
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 18, 2021 07:42 PM (2PSuu)
That's wrong?
Posted by: Nevergiveup

If that's wrong, I don't wanna be right!

Posted by: Bareback Obama at June 18, 2021 07:47 PM (gISKS)

237 Steve Inman dropping the truth bomb in the middle of that beatdown video.

This is what defund the police looks like.

More urban denizens should ponder if that is what they truly want. It's one thing to think you're going to run the streets against a cowed population. It's another thing entirely if that cowed population feels they have nothing to lose by fighting for their survival.
Easy prey might not be so easy after all.

Posted by: Poppin pocorn here, boss at June 18, 2021 07:47 PM (z79tQ)

238 Fen,

I'm sorry for the loss to your church family. Liver disease is just sneaky. But I know you will find the right things to say to bring comfort to her family and friends.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at June 18, 2021 07:47 PM (5HBd1)

239 oh so dave portnoy banned from twitter because jack thought he was also a republican president.

you can't imagine the most bullshitty reason: he said coronavirus was dead. wow.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at June 18, 2021 07:47 PM (ZZK0E)

240 Call me a wop all you want. Call me a deadbeat and I'll whip your ass.
Posted by: Ben Had

Yes on the first one. Mackerel Snapper? Mere child's play. Stupid F**king Dago? Not even a raised eyebrow.

But 'lazy'. Ho boy.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 18, 2021 07:48 PM (Rvt88)

241 this is so BS

Does anyone when white people discriminated against other white people?

Irish, Italian, Poles, Swedes, whatevs


wops were itaiains, i thinks

when did Italians become white, 1980?

Posted by: will choose a nic later at June 18, 2021 07:48 PM (bTQ72)

242 Dave Portnoy (barstool sports) was just suspended off the sewer that is twitter.

He replied to some loser: "Let me drop my nuts on your head."

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales

___

Did you know that Chuck Norris doesn't teabag a person, he potato-sacks them.

Posted by: SMH at June 18, 2021 07:48 PM (bSk6g)

243 What about bohunks? I never did understand that particular slur...

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at June 18, 2021 07:49 PM (II3Gr)

244 They can call me anything they want except a thief or liar. Them is fightin words.

Posted by: Infidel at June 18, 2021 07:49 PM (dYrVA)

245 Believe me, the #1 slur white people are called is "racist" and "supremacist."

-

that's something whites say to other whites. there's always the dick thing.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at June 18, 2021 07:49 PM (ZZK0E)

246 Vanilla Gorilla is a slur?

Sounds like Grape Ape's stripper sister.

Posted by: SMH at June 18, 2021 07:49 PM (bSk6g)

247 Cracker- The sound the driver's whip made when driving teams of oxen. Next week, TarHeel.

Posted by: Eromero at June 18, 2021 07:49 PM (0OP+5)

248 There was no way to tip less or more.
Posted by: Mr Gaga at June 18, 2021 07:47 PM (4ZE6o)


What? That's bullshit.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 18, 2021 07:50 PM (GKopu)

249 Sounds like Grape Ape's stripper sister.
Posted by: SMH at June 18, 2021 07:49 PM (bSk6g)

That was Purple Cow

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at June 18, 2021 07:50 PM (II3Gr)

250 He replied to some loser: "Let me drop my nuts on your head."
----
others are saying it's because he had his own WBS shoutout saying covid's dead.

which is medical misinformation we can't have being spread.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at June 18, 2021 07:50 PM (ZZK0E)

251 Did you know that Chuck Norris doesn't teabag a person, he potato-sacks them.
Posted by: SMH at June 18, 2021 07:48 PM (bSk6g)

Chuck Norris's nuts actually double as real tea bags when he wants them to.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 18, 2021 07:50 PM (2DOZq)

252 I've been called racist, hater, asshole, dickhead...but never a vanilla gorilla.
Posted by: Insomniac
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Personally, I miss 'Honky'. Of course there was the ultimate,
'Ofay honky'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 18, 2021 07:51 PM (AytXr)

253 Number one slur white people get called is White Trash.

Posted by: JuJuBee at June 18, 2021 07:51 PM (dLLgO)

254 You get the behavior you reward. We need to stop rewarding Failure.
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 18, 2021 07:42 PM (83lwH)

+++
I hope you do watch it. I hesitated at first. It's over 2 hours, but it was riveting and I watched straight through. . After she escaped the Nork hellhole at age 13, she was raped and enslaved in China, then finally got to Seoul after three years. Then she described her wasted time at Woke Columbia.

Posted by: JM in Florida at June 18, 2021 07:52 PM (HCeRP)

255 The food order took way too long.

There was no way to tip less or more.
Posted by: Mr Gaga

Lemme guess - last time you ever go there?

Me and the lovely wife had breakfast in Wytheville VA yesterday. Great food and to much for us to eat. - $11.14. That includes coffee.

The waitress got much more than 20%. And she deserved it.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 18, 2021 07:52 PM (Rvt88)

256 Number one slur white people get called is White Trash.
Posted by: JuJuBee at June 18, 2021 07:51 PM (dLLgO)

Rightly so on many occasion.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 18, 2021 07:52 PM (2DOZq)

257 Ali fought the Vanilla Gorilla at the Thrilla in Manila.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 18, 2021 07:52 PM (63Dwl)

258 Sticks and stones....

Posted by: dartist at June 18, 2021 07:52 PM (+ya+t)

259 "Number one slur white people get called is White Trash"

Lord knows they is plenty of 'em too.

Posted by: f'd at June 18, 2021 07:53 PM (Tnijr)

260 If it'd fit on a license plate... I do Vanilla Gorilla because fuck them.

Need a short hand version.

I'd also see if I could slide some version of RAC!$T onto a plate.... because fuck them.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 18, 2021 07:53 PM (3H9h1)

261 Did you know that Chuck Norris doesn't teabag a person, he potato-sacks them.
Posted by: SMH
------

It amuses me that on 'Walker, Texas Ranger', people get punched, kicked, kicked in the face...over and over...and yet no one sustains even a split lip or bloody nose.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 18, 2021 07:53 PM (AytXr)

262 Was once called a "cracker" in the early 80s by a
black dude while in the Navy. Was only 18 at the time, he looked at me
like he was expecting an angry response. I walked away. Cracker? I
thought? WTF? I just kept picturing a saltine and wondered, I'm
salty? Shit I just got on board, how could I be an old salt. What an
idiot.
Posted by: Cringe Biscuit at June 18, 2021 07:42 PM (Lozsj)


I tell Mexicans I am a gringo. They look at me funny but I explain I ain't no chingada Janky, and I don't have time to keep saying estadonunidiense

Posted by: Kindltot at June 18, 2021 07:53 PM (ySM85)

263 what's a coalcracker?

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at June 18, 2021 07:53 PM (5HBd1)

264 wops were itaiains, i thinks

when did Italians become white, 1980?
Posted by: will choose a nic later

If you are Sicilian, never.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 18, 2021 07:54 PM (Rvt88)

265 In Baltimore many residents are saying they want the police back in their neighborhood.

The property we just bought in Florida is near the Cracker Homestead Museum.

These two random statements have nothing to do with each other. I

Posted by: blaster at June 18, 2021 07:54 PM (4q7lA)

266 when did Italians become white, 1980?
Posted by: will choose a nic later at June 18, 2021 07:48 PM (bTQ72)

When they left the Democrat party.

Posted by: clutch at June 18, 2021 07:54 PM (9UmRs)

267 What about bohunks? I never did understand that particular slur...
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman

Short for Bohemian-Hungarian.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 18, 2021 07:55 PM (Rvt88)

268 Me and the lovely wife had breakfast in Wytheville VA yesterday. Great food and to much for us to eat. - $11.14. That includes coffee.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 18, 2021 07:52 PM (Rvt8


Damn, I don't think you can get a couple of Egg Mcmuffin meals for that.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 18, 2021 07:55 PM (GKopu)

269 Number one slur white people get called is White Trash.
Posted by: JuJuBee
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This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Bill Clinton at June 18, 2021 07:55 PM (AytXr)

270 'Don't call me little bastard'-The Ass Ponys

Posted by: Eromero at June 18, 2021 07:55 PM (0OP+5)

271 so when Teh Pretties slide up to me I know they want something other than sex.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 18, 2021 07:35 PM (83lwH)

++++

Yeah I always felt sorry for my colleagues in th IC who were single and have to worry about who they werevdating.

Posted by: JM in Florida at June 18, 2021 07:55 PM (HCeRP)

272
If it'd fit on a license plate... I do Vanilla Gorilla because fuck them.

Need a short hand version.


Van Go

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 18, 2021 07:56 PM (63Dwl)

273 What about bohunks?
----------
Used to be Bohemians from Czech Republic now. Never knew it to be a slur. Had a buddy we called Pollack because his last name was so hard to pronounce from Poland. No harm was ever intended or felt.

Posted by: dartist at June 18, 2021 07:57 PM (+ya+t)

274
Twitter thinks people get "medical information" on their platform?

They're right!
Since "US Govt Officials" use twitter to spread lies and propaganda, twitter is now a source of "information."

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 18, 2021 07:57 PM (2PSuu)

275 Looked up a 1973, Jaguar XKE, Restored convertibles are running around $100K. Un-restored half that. I remember specifically that the one I was looking at was $9,300.

Posted by: Javems at June 18, 2021 07:57 PM (8SSHh)

276 That's the biggest problem with racial slur parity. They can't find something to call us that we react to. Sad for them.

Posted by: Nobody at June 18, 2021 07:58 PM (22QsD)

277 257 Ali fought the Vanilla Gorilla at the Thrilla in Manila.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 18, 2021 07:52 PM (63Dwl)

Yeah, I never got how Ali figured Joe Frazier was white. Uncle Tom?

Posted by: clutch at June 18, 2021 07:58 PM (9UmRs)

278 203 Call me a wop all you want. Call me a deadbeat and I'll whip your ass.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2021 07:40 PM (Cnq7D)
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Agreed!

Ben Had, it would have been even better had you said "...and I'll cut you!"

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at June 18, 2021 07:59 PM (Dc2NZ)

279 There are Florida Crackers and Georgia Crackers.I happen to be decedents of both.

Posted by: f'd at June 18, 2021 07:59 PM (Tnijr)

280 Number one slur white people get called is White Trash.
Posted by: JuJuBee at June 18, 2021 07:51 PM (dLLgO)


Speaking of, nephew told us that his dad (hubs' brother) said we think we are too good for the rest of the family. Because we don't want to live in a trailer park and work at Dollar Tree, I guess.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 18, 2021 07:59 PM (GKopu)

281 Does seem a good portion of Portland police just packed it up and left.

Posted by: Skip at June 18, 2021 08:00 PM (Cxk7w)

282 I tell Mexicans I am a gringo. They look at me funny but I explain I ain't no chingada Janky, and I don't have time to keep saying estadonunidiense
Posted by: Kindltot at June 18, 2021

One of my guys told me they now refer to white people as bimbo, that's a bread brand out here in case it's not everywhere.
I was trying to explain what a bimbo was in Spanglish. I told him it was offensive and the white girls will get mad.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 18, 2021 08:00 PM (QOU0Y)

283
267 What about bohunks? I never did understand that particular slur...
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman

Short for Bohemian-Hungarian.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 18, 2021 07:55 PM (Rvt8

Huh. I had no idea. The things you can learn around this place...

Posted by: Insomniac at June 18, 2021 08:00 PM (II3Gr)

284 Javems, my cousin had a '63 Jag XKE. He liked to have had a stoke when his horse scraped the paint off the hood with it's teeth.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2021 08:00 PM (Cnq7D)

285 "'why can black people have 'black pride' but white people can't have 'white pride' ?

Like most kids in Texas, I grew up playing soccer before the inevitable conversion to the Football Gods. And after college I wound up coaching a team of year olds. Usually that's mob ball, but this was Highland Park, we have higher expections LOL

Three of my kids were already in their first year with the Private Soccer Clubs, which included month long soccer camps over summer. They were scoring banana kicks from outside the goal box... at age 6.

It was sweet for me, because the rules were that you have to play every player at least half the game. But with these 3 ringers, I could put the least talented kid in the goal box and still win 5-0.

"white people can't have 'white pride' "?

Anyways, as far as coaching went, I was always giving extra attention to the kids that weren't good at the game. These ringers? I never had to say a word to them to motivate them, and they were getting instruction at the soccer camps from Pros.

Shorter: they were superior, so they didn't need special attention. But we didn't say that out loud

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 18, 2021 08:01 PM (83lwH)

286 Bimbo is the company that bought the rights to make Twinkies, IIRC.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at June 18, 2021 08:01 PM (5HBd1)

287 That's the biggest problem with racial slur parity. They can't find something to call us that we react to. Sad for them.

-

IDK, I think maybe sometimes we should get upset at insults more.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at June 18, 2021 08:01 PM (ZZK0E)

288 110 95 from the very numerous videos of fighting in businesses I have seen, Black women seem to have some poor impulse control. Why is that you think?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby

raycissss!!!

it's ghetto culture
_________

Da hell you say, cracka!

Everbody know dat all teenage girls attack each udder wif knives! It's just part of chilehood! Ain't nuffin wrong wid it!

Posted by: Rev. Al Sharpton at June 18, 2021 08:01 PM (k4dH2)

289 Every generation the Ficus of Liberty must be defiled with the spooge of the elite.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 18, 2021 08:02 PM (YA914)

290 Speaking of, nephew told us that his dad (hubs' brother) said we think we are too good for the rest of the family. Because we don't want to live in a trailer park and work at Dollar Tree, I guess.
Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 18, 2021 07:59 PM (GKopu)

Family in general is a whole nother category of weird.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 18, 2021 08:03 PM (csEWM)

291 279 There are Florida Crackers and Georgia Crackers.I happen to be decedents of both.
Posted by: f'd at June 18, 2021 07:59 PM (Tnijr)

Represent!

Posted by: Insomniac at June 18, 2021 08:03 PM (II3Gr)

292 How many years until Juneteenth becomes just another three day weekend? Yes, I know it is supposed to be tied to a specific date. So was George Washington's birthday.

Posted by: JM in Florida at June 18, 2021 08:03 PM (HCeRP)

293 When I hurt by black buddy by calling him a name in common use back when we were both 12 all he could thin of calling me was pighead. It was perfect. We raised Yorkshire and Landrace hogs at the time and we both knew what pigheads looked like. That was the last time I used that word to another person.

Posted by: Eromero at June 18, 2021 08:04 PM (0OP+5)

294 I told him it was offensive and the white girls will get mad.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 18, 2021 08:00 PM (QOU0Y)


Heh, when we lived in TX our grocery store was HEB. Hubs pronounced it "heebs." I had to tell him to stop it.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 18, 2021 08:04 PM (GKopu)

295 Howdy, y'all! Only have 4% battery charge left.

'Night!

Posted by: Weasel at June 18, 2021 08:04 PM (MVjcR)

296 I should have bought the XKE though.
Posted by: Javems at June 18, 2021 07:30 PM (8SSHh)

Then you would have cried.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 18, 2021 08:04 PM (cEo2D)

297 Number one slur white people get called is White Trash.
Posted by: JuJuBee
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And if youre not white trash, dont you automatically become so high and mighty and too good for the rest of us?

Posted by: LASue at June 18, 2021 08:04 PM (Ed8Zd)

298 286 Bimbo is the company that bought the rights to make Twinkies, IIRC.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at June 18, 2021 08:01 PM (5HBd1)
Wasn't that a song? Old one from the 50s or 60? Jimbo? Himbo?
Jimbo, Jimbo
where you going to go e o
Jimbo jimbo
what you going to do e o
Jimbo Jimbo
Does your daddy know?
That you're going up to see a little girlie o?

Now I have that song stuck in my head.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 18, 2021 08:05 PM (csEWM)

299 Anti-Asian hate crimes is the big panic du jour in Vancouver, BC at the moment. On the one hand, there are very few blacks there, so the blame doesn't lie there. But on the other, the city is now minority white, and Asians make up about 45% of the population (which is why I call it Yuancouver now). So it's pretty much impossible to grab a wallet or break a car window without hitting an Asian. Most of the crime is done by gangs, including Asian gangs, with lots of subcontinentals doing the killings. Yet the press hits the panic button every time they can report a white person making a snarky remark to an Asian, and they leave the impression that all the trouble in paradise is due to nasty, nasty whites victimizing the poor, innocent, startled Asians.

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at June 18, 2021 08:06 PM (uPMQa)

300 Heh, when we lived in TX our grocery store was HEB. Hubs pronounced it "heebs." I had to tell him to stop it.
Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 18, 2021 08:04 PM (GKopu)

Hmm. I call it The Heb.

Posted by: LASue at June 18, 2021 08:06 PM (Ed8Zd)

301 @292

There will be intense propaganda surrounding it for 5 years then it will become background noise like Kwanza.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 18, 2021 08:06 PM (DKbk7)

302 1976 or so I was looking to buy my first car and I spotted an XK140 for $500. My dad wouldn't let me get it.

Posted by: f'd at June 18, 2021 08:06 PM (Tnijr)

303 Sort-of willow, from reading the Rogan post from earlier:

The reason Nickelodeon ratings are plummeting is a) cord-cutting and streaming.
b) because their core audience - white kids - is plummeting. We're in a baby bust right now.

and c) the idiocy of wokeness as a corporate policy. If your core audience is shrinking, you can still make it work. After all, we live in a highly fragmented media world and white kids' parents have the disposable income that advertisers want. But if you go out of your way to alienate 70% of the parents of that core audience, well, that shrinking audience shrinks so much that advertisers say so long.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at June 18, 2021 08:06 PM (O6DoG)

304 Looked up a 1973, Jaguar XKE, Restored convertibles are running around $100K. Un-restored half that. I remember specifically that the one I was looking at was $9,300.
Posted by: Javems

Is that because they were hardly ever running and therefore, no wear and tear?

*ducks*

Posted by: Tonypete at June 18, 2021 08:06 PM (Rvt88)

305 Thanks all for your support and kind words . I think Ill go away and cry some more now.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 18, 2021 07:38 PM (k39e/)

Please accept my condolences, Fen, on the sad loss of your friend.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 18, 2021 08:07 PM (cEo2D)

306 Heh, when we lived in TX our grocery store was HEB. Hubs pronounced it "heebs." I had to tell him to stop it.
Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30

Lol, that's funny.

I'm Portuguese, I'm sure we are white now buy my grandfather was called a dirty portagee. My dad was called black and the n word when he was little.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 18, 2021 08:08 PM (QOU0Y)

307 Howdy, y'all! Only have 4% battery charge left.

'Night!
Posted by: Weasel at June 18, 2021 08:04 PM (MVjcR)

---------

We've secretly replaced Weasel's phone charger with an electric toothbrush. Let's see if he notices!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 18, 2021 08:08 PM (kTF2Z)

308 9300 was pretty damn high in '73, wasn't it?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 18, 2021 08:09 PM (csEWM)

309 How many years until Juneteenth becomes just another three day weekend?
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Ah, yes. June the 19th will be celebrated on the first Monday after June the 19th.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 18, 2021 08:09 PM (DMQdU)

310 Howdy, y'all! Only have 4% battery charge left.

'Night!
Posted by: Weasel at June 18, 2021 08:04 PM (MVjcR)


Wham, bam, thank you Horde. I see how it is.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 18, 2021 08:10 PM (GKopu)

311 Looked up a 1973, Jaguar XKE, Restored convertibles are running around $100K. Un-restored half that. I remember specifically that the one I was looking at was $9,300.
Posted by: Javems

Is that because they were hardly ever running and therefore, no wear and tear?


*Morgan Freeman voice*

He's right, you know.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 18, 2021 08:10 PM (SchxB)

312 Fen I am so sorry to hear your pianist has left. Your grace and kindness was certainly a blessing to the family. Give yourself a hug.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 18, 2021 08:10 PM (VE7VG)

313 284 Javems, my cousin had a '63 Jag XKE. He liked to have had a stoke
when his horse scraped the paint off the hood with it's teeth.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2021 08:00 PM (Cnq7D)
A high school buddy's Dad had one, maybe a bit older. No touching, He also had a 1948 Chrysler limousine. Much fun was had in that.

Posted by: Javems at June 18, 2021 08:11 PM (8SSHh)

314 White trash is an insult, but not a racial insult, because we don't let it be. And depending on who says it, can be a badge of honor, like Deplorable.

Posted by: Nobody at June 18, 2021 08:11 PM (22QsD)

315 Bimbo's a large Mexican bakery company. You'll see their name/logo in stadiums in CA.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 18, 2021 08:11 PM (OTzUX)

316 Ah, yes. June the 19th will be celebrated on the first Monday after June the 19th.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Glad I won't be getting that farcical day off.

Posted by: Infidel at June 18, 2021 08:11 PM (dYrVA)

317 You don't see the urban bullying of latinos like you see the bullying of asians for a simple reason - the latin street gangs will f*ck you up if you try that nonsense. I guess we need more asian urban street gangs

Posted by: Rian at June 18, 2021 08:11 PM (SUzf/)

318 There was no way to tip less or more.
Posted by: Mr Gaga at June 18, 2021 07:47 PM (4ZE6o)

Tell the manager that "built-in gratuity" means you will not patronize his joint again.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 18, 2021 08:12 PM (cEo2D)

319 I do find it comical that a day 90 pct of black people never heard of or knew existed has become their national holiday.

Truly, it's hysterical.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 18, 2021 08:12 PM (DKbk7)

320 Juneteenth... the day to fly your nooses proudly.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 18, 2021 08:13 PM (3H9h1)

321 Jim Jordan's Twitter feed is full of him puffing and preening about "President Biden". What a hero of the GOP. It is these spineless big mouth and no action assholes like Jordan, Crenshaw, McCarthy, et al that sicken me more than the idiot democrats.

Posted by: Leo Coffy at June 18, 2021 08:13 PM (Lozsj)

322 Number one slur white people get called is White Trash.

Really? I never would have guessed.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 18, 2021 08:13 PM (SchxB)

323
That "mayor" beetlejuice in shitcago thinks she's clever.
Her city is broke, so she comes up with a stupid scheme to extort $50M from biden with a fake "health crisis" and "racism."

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 18, 2021 08:14 PM (2PSuu)

324 308 9300 was pretty damn high in '73, wasn't it?



Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 18, 2021 08:09 PM (csEWM)


Yep, too high at the time, on a Captains pay. The TRF-6 was ~ 3,500.

Posted by: Javems at June 18, 2021 08:14 PM (8SSHh)

325 "And if you're not white trash, don't you automatically become so high and mighty and too good for the rest of us?"

Latino friend told us how when he bought his first house, he landscaped a little picket fence and garden things along the front yard. Came out next morning to find it trashed. Fixed it back up, trashed back down next day. His fellow Latino neighbors didn't appreciate him being "uppity"

Reminds me of all those scenes where the Union guys warn the new kid to stop being so efficient.

Humans suck.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 18, 2021 08:14 PM (83lwH)

326 It's Bimbo, not Jimbo. Jim Reeves. I remember that one too:

https://tinyurl.com/vytjenn4

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at June 18, 2021 08:14 PM (5HBd1)

327 My husbands friend was telling me once about a girl, Whetta , that he has dated I said what does Whetta do? He almost fell over laughing. Im still not sure exactly what Whetta it means, but I know its not her name.

Posted by: LASue at June 18, 2021 08:14 PM (Ed8Zd)

328 Huh. I had no idea. The things you can learn around this place...
Posted by: Insomniac at June 18, 2021 08:00 PM (II3Gr)



It's kinda like Schoolhouse Rock. Hang out at the HQ, have a good time -- then realize you actually learned something!

Posted by: Doof at June 18, 2021 08:14 PM (mZUr4)

329 Weasel, that is a lame ass excuse.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2021 08:14 PM (Cnq7D)

330 How about we refer to people as "people colored" and knock off all the silly horse shit the barbarians use to make cheap political hay amongst the stupid classes?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 18, 2021 08:15 PM (6FeV1)

331 "It is these spineless big mouth and no action assholes... that sicken me more than the idiot democrats."

Like most, I have a Bucket List. But mine is full of names.

What happened to the Vichy Collaborators?

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 18, 2021 08:15 PM (83lwH)

332 315 Bimbo's a large Mexican bakery company. You'll see their name/logo in stadiums in CA.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 18, 20

I think its funny my employees think they've found a secret way to call white people white bread and decided no one will know if they say bimbo.

My Spanglish explanation was tonto (sp?) mujere that is a little bit puta or barata. It didn't translate.
I told him not to say it in front of any white people.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 18, 2021 08:15 PM (QOU0Y)

333 In high school we rode back and forth to football practice with an older guy who had permission the drive his Dad's old Packard Clipper. The back seat was like the couch out of a living room. I think it was a 58 because dual headlights, the thing was quality, heavy as an APC and almost the same color as the inside of one.

Posted by: Eromero at June 18, 2021 08:16 PM (0OP+5)

334 It's kinda like Schoolhouse Rock. Hang out at the HQ, have a good time -- then realize you actually learned something!
Posted by: Doof at June 18, 2021 08:14 PM (mZUr4)

"... because Threeeeee is the magi--"

" **smack!** NO. **smack!** MATH."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 18, 2021 08:16 PM (6FeV1)

335 Glad I won't be getting that farcical day off.
Posted by: Infidel at June 18, 2021 08:11 PM (dYrVA)


I'm sure I'll get it as a floating holiday starting next year. I'm going to take June 14 off instead.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 18, 2021 08:16 PM (GKopu)

336 LASue, that's pretty close to Wanda. Wanda always wanna.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2021 08:16 PM (Cnq7D)

337 @80 Is it wrong to hope they don't stop? Asians don't play this white guilt bs, they will fight back. We need allies that are willing to use violence to stop violence, since we lack the will.

------------

Yes, it is wrong. The people who are getting attacked are generally the elderly, or others who aren't really in a position to defend themselves when physically attacked.

Posted by: junior at June 18, 2021 08:16 PM (PTw5h)

338 My husbands friend was telling me once about a girl, Whetta , that he has dated I said what does Whetta do? He almost fell over laughing. Im still not sure exactly what Whetta it means, but I know its not her name.

Pretty sure "whetta" is just spanglish for white girl.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 18, 2021 08:16 PM (SchxB)

339
I don't want to be That Guy but...you shouldn't let your batteries go lower than 15%.

You let them go dead all the time, or near-dead, eventually they won't re-charge.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 18, 2021 08:17 PM (2PSuu)

340 Steve Fucking Inman

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 18, 2021 08:17 PM (jvt6t)

341 White trash is an insult, but not a racial insult, because we don't let it be. And depending on who says it, can be a badge of honor, like Deplorable.
Posted by: Nobody at June 18, 2021 08:11 PM (22QsD)

Yeah I always see it as an insult justifiably. Now Redneck , that can be a badge of honor.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 18, 2021 08:18 PM (2DOZq)

342 I love being called "white trash" because I live in a manufactured home.

I also have considerable monies available.

IDGAF

I have more cash available than 95% of most people. So, fuck them.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 18, 2021 08:18 PM (3H9h1)

343 Sooth, you recycle your batteries?!! You're a communist!! ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 18, 2021 08:18 PM (L2ZTs)

344 Howdy, y'all! Only have 4% battery charge left.

'Night!
Posted by: Weasel at June 18, 2021 08:04 PM (MVjcR)



Who is the keeper of Weasel's permanent record?? This is worthy of an entry!

Posted by: Doof at June 18, 2021 08:18 PM (mZUr4)

345 327 My husbands friend was telling me once about a girl, Whetta , that he has dated I sa
Posted by: LASue at June 18, 2021

Guera (sp?) means white or white girl. For men it's guero pronounced weddo, it's a nickname that means whitey.

I may be wrong, but that's my understanding.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 18, 2021 08:18 PM (QOU0Y)

346 Martini, let me ask if you might be interested in investing in a movie I'm producing... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 18, 2021 08:19 PM (L2ZTs)

347 "How about we refer to people as "people colored"

The POC term is intended to isolate and marginalize white people. Defining them as sub-human because they don't have skin color (which is stupid, because white is a color, and whites are light brown not white but whatever)

Anyways, Native Americans and Africans and Jews were all marginalized as sub-human to justify the inhuman things that were to be done to them. History warns that we need to wake the F up. This is a reboot, there are no excuses for not knowing the plot.

"If you think this has a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention" - Ramsey Bolton, GoT

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 18, 2021 08:20 PM (83lwH)

348 I may be wrong, but that's my understanding.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 18, 2021 08:18 PM (QOU0Y)


That sounds right.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 18, 2021 08:20 PM (GKopu)

349 Doof, that would be bluebell.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2021 08:20 PM (Cnq7D)

350 325 Reminds me of all those scenes where the Union guys warn the new kid to stop being so efficient.

Humans suck.
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 18, 2021 08:14 PM (83lwH)

==========

"You're making us all look bad."
-The Chief Inspector

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 18, 2021 08:20 PM (LvTSG)

351 Who is the keeper of Weasel's permanent record?? This is worthy of an entry!


Posted a link to Violent Femmes "Kiss Off" ealier in the week when "permanent record" was mentioned. Somebody else's turn.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 18, 2021 08:20 PM (SchxB)

352 I remember years ago, when I was roofing in socal, mumbldy years ago and being a girl I would get nasty slurs from the wetbacks in spanish. I had to learn what they meant and then a good comeback. Three trusty guys from the crew gave me some. (I confirmed with other sources) Which I can't remember now. Dang it. The looks on the wetback faces were priceless.

Posted by: Infidel at June 18, 2021 08:21 PM (dYrVA)

353 "Now Redneck , that can be a badge of honor."

Like the n-word, depends on how you say it.

(funny that we have to mask one ethnic slur but not the others)

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 18, 2021 08:21 PM (83lwH)

354 If a caucasian grocery store owner did to that woman what the 2 Asian dudes did they would be arrested and prosecuted for aggravated hate crimes.

Posted by: Zek at June 18, 2021 08:22 PM (w/5KC)

355
I always throw out my lithium batteries in the regular trash. Oh noes, our little lithium batteries might start a fire...at the dump.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 18, 2021 08:22 PM (2PSuu)

356 I have more cash available than 95% of most people. So, fuck them.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 18, 2021 08:18 PM (3H9h1)


Uncle Moneybags! I knew I'd find you!!!

Posted by: Doof at June 18, 2021 08:23 PM (mZUr4)

357 Nobody was Kung fu fighting

Posted by: tmitsss at June 18, 2021 08:23 PM (GvnZd)

358 "Yes, it is wrong. The people who are getting attacked are generally the elderly, or others who aren't really in a position to defend themselves when physically attacked."

My apologies, I did not know that.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 18, 2021 08:23 PM (83lwH)

359 Jordan, I'm hoping when my life becomes stable I can hopefully get a part time job at the Dollar Tree. But then again my original line of work has been assidiously burned down by Das Party.

I'm also looking at building my own camper because the prices are too high.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at June 18, 2021 08:23 PM (Clxcy)

360 You're making us all look bad."
-The Chief Inspector
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 18, 2021 08:20 PM (LvTSG)

Cool Hand Luke turned it around on them.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 18, 2021 08:23 PM (2DOZq)

361 We're all grey boxes in here, so I guess none of that crap really matters much.

Posted by: dartist at June 18, 2021 08:23 PM (+ya+t)

362 Reminds me of all those scenes where the Union guys warn the new kid to stop being so efficient.

Humans suck.
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 18,

I lived it back in college. Buddy and I worked in an oil refinery to pay for college. To work there you had to be union. We were a great team and tore through our work. This was noticed by the other union guys and we were told to knock it off because we were making them look bad. The goal for these guys was to take as long as possible to do each job. They didn't appreciate basically novice college kids coming in and doing their job faster and better than themselves.

Posted by: Beartooth at June 18, 2021 08:24 PM (A860g)

363 "You let them go dead all the time, or near-dead, eventually they won't re-charge."

Also applies to husbands.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 18, 2021 08:24 PM (83lwH)

364 Doof, that would be bluebell.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2021 08:20 PM (Cnq7D)


Got it - thanks! I'll be dropping a dime!

Posted by: Doof at June 18, 2021 08:24 PM (mZUr4)

365 Jim Jordan's Twitter feed is full of him puffing and preening about "President Biden".
Posted by: Leo Coffy at June 18, 2021 08:13 PM

++++

Mark Steyn, who is convinced the election was stolen, will.not use the words "President Biden". On Fox or wherever, it is Joe Biden, or Mr Biden,. Period.

The Republicans should do the same

Posted by: JM in Florida at June 18, 2021 08:24 PM (HCeRP)

366 I'm a redneck with a farmer's tan that lives in a barn and shovels shit.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2021 08:25 PM (Cnq7D)

367 Nasty chick walks behind the counter, throws some blows and gets her ass beat. What did she expect? Coupons?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 18, 2021 08:25 PM (HnNKD)

368
Reminds me of all those scenes where the Union guys warn the new kid to stop being so efficient.

Humans suck.
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur


Would you like to see something funny?

Would anyone like to have a quick laugh?

brb...

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 18, 2021 08:25 PM (2PSuu)

369 Shakin the tree boss, shaking the tree.

Posted by: Infidel at June 18, 2021 08:25 PM (dYrVA)

370 But then again my original line of work has been assidiously burned down by Das Party.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at June 18, 2021 08:23 PM (Clxcy)


Ugh, I'm sorry.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 18, 2021 08:26 PM (GKopu)

371 *biden is, and will always be "rezident retard."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 18, 2021 08:26 PM (3H9h1)

372 gave me some. (I confirmed with other sources) Which I can't remember now. Dang it. The looks on the wetback faces were priceless.
Posted by: Infidel at June 18, 2021 08:21 PM (dYrVA)

Good for you. I hate when people talk about you in another language when they can speak English.
I love it when they get busted doing it. They looked shocked.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 18, 2021 08:26 PM (QOU0Y)

373
Here's a 4 min video of a young man sharing his experience as a new worker on a construction site:

https://youtu.be/zQNoZ21vRSg

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 18, 2021 08:27 PM (2PSuu)

374 As suggested yesterday turn June Teenth into a week 13 - 19 of celebration.

Posted by: Skip at June 18, 2021 08:27 PM (Cxk7w)

375 Posted a link to Violent Femmes "Kiss Off" ealier in the week when "permanent record" was mentioned. Somebody else's turn.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 18, 2021 08:20 PM (SchxB)


Fun tune. I also always think of it when I hear "permanent record"

Posted by: Doof at June 18, 2021 08:27 PM (mZUr4)

376 the thing is is just because somebody made it a fed holiday does not mean the states say it is a holiday.

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 18, 2021 08:27 PM (jaNSQ)

377 Two shots to the spleen followed by a nasty upper-cut.


Nice!

Posted by: I mean at June 18, 2021 08:27 PM (sY9RN)

378 366 I'm a redneck with a farmer's tan that lives in a barn and shovels shit.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2

You're my kind of people.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 18, 2021 08:28 PM (QOU0Y)

379 I always throw out my lithium batteries in the regular trash. Oh noes, our little lithium batteries might start a fire...at the dump.
-------------
Right, because we should pay for the fvcking things twice. Everything goes in the same hole anyway.

Posted by: dartist at June 18, 2021 08:28 PM (+ya+t)

380 Thing from snowy mount- they are offering cash + moving expenses for people to move to my town.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2021 08:29 PM (Cnq7D)

381 Attention Pillheads:

Received an email alert from pharmacy.
Global parcel volumes are exceeding Christmas levels
Safety measures implemented by shipping facilities mean it is taking longer to process...

Anticipate delays and urge you to order and keep an additional three month supply on hand.

That is all.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 18, 2021 08:29 PM (1dTB/)

382 the thing is is just because somebody made it a fed holiday does not mean the states say it is a holiday.

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 18, 2021 08:27 PM (jaNSQ)


WA state made it a holiday last month, to take effect next year.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 18, 2021 08:29 PM (GKopu)

383 Bimbo's a large Mexican bakery company. You'll see their name/logo in stadiums in CA.
Posted by: rhomboid

In Hungarian, "bimbo" means both brussels sprout and nipple (yes, that kind).

Posted by: Fun Facts with Miklos at June 18, 2021 08:30 PM (QzkSJ)

384 I always throw out my lithium batteries in the regular trash. Oh noes, our little lithium batteries might start a fire...at the dump.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 18, 2021 08:22 PM (2PSuu)

Sounds like a Joe Biden Origin Story...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 18, 2021 08:30 PM (6FeV1)

385 If you plant lithium batteries in the ground they will grow into a Tesla tree

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 18, 2021 08:30 PM (oEn12)

386 CaliGirl, right back at ya.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2021 08:30 PM (Cnq7D)

387 I'm a redneck with a farmer's tan that lives in a barn and shovels shit.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2021 08:25 PM (Cnq7D)


That's a very singable line!!

Posted by: Doof at June 18, 2021 08:31 PM (mZUr4)

388 Considering most people have at most a couple hundred to maybe $5K... my bragging on cash is not that significant.

But sounds awesome.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 18, 2021 08:31 PM (3H9h1)

389 there is not an insult somebody could say to me that would bother me in any way.

there is sure as fuck not a racist insult that would bother me in any way.

wth, they went from 0 to racist nazi rapisti right off the bat so what have the got?

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 18, 2021 08:31 PM (jaNSQ)

390
I may be wrong, but that's my understanding.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 18, 2021 08:18 PM

+++

You are correct. Mrs. M has called me giero ("weddo") for years

Posted by: JM in Florida at June 18, 2021 08:31 PM (HCeRP)

391 Right, because we should pay for the fvcking things twice. Everything goes in the same hole anyway.
Posted by: dartist

Yu got dat rite

Posted by: conchita is working this side of the street at June 18, 2021 08:31 PM (QzkSJ)

392 "How many years until Juneteenth becomes just another three day weekend?"

I've decided that Juneteenth will be my annual torching of the Rainbow Flag Day.

I have never burned a flag, although I do know it needs to be my property, not someone else's. Guess I need to read up on all the legalities.

OR I could just get started on infiltrating the Antifa Orgs. We should really do that, all kinds of opportunity to spread hate and discontent.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 18, 2021 08:31 PM (83lwH)

393 there is not an insult somebody could say to me that would bother me in any way.

there is sure as fuck not a racist insult that would bother me in any way.

wth, they went from 0 to racist nazi rapisti right off the bat so what have the got?
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 18, 2021 08:31 PM (jaNSQ)

"Democrat"

Posted by: Oldcat at June 18, 2021 08:31 PM (eoQWY)

394 I love it when they get busted doing it. They looked shocked.
Posted by: CaliGirl

They did and that shit stopped. I was in my 20's and all the guys were shirtless so I wore a bikini top, 501's and steel toe boots with a tool belt. I worked twice as hard. This was in the Inland Empire in the mid 80's. I learned that when I got the 'look' going on the job site, it was best to rattle off before anyone said anything.

Posted by: Infidel at June 18, 2021 08:31 PM (dYrVA)

395 in fairness wa state is a shithol so

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 18, 2021 08:32 PM (jaNSQ)

396 In Pennsylvania Emperor Wolf declared June teeth was some kind of state holiday.

Posted by: Skip at June 18, 2021 08:32 PM (Cxk7w)

397 Biden just froze military assistance to the Ukraine, just after meeting with Putin.

I'm old enough to remember when this was a made-up lie to impeach Trump. Now it's actually true.

Story at Treehouse.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 18, 2021 08:32 PM (OssQ4)

398 Took down and replaced two bedroom fans with new ones today.

Then took the two old ones over to the neighbors, and installed then in their two bedrooms.

We have nice neighbors.

And we all try to help each other out when we can.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at June 18, 2021 08:32 PM (3D/fK)

399 StuddaBubba

Posted by: dartist at June 18, 2021 08:33 PM (+ya+t)

400 if you crack open that lithium battery and consume the contents you will be the model citizen and a good recycler.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2021 08:33 PM (Cnq7D)

401 WA state made it a holiday last month, to take effect next year.
Posted by: J


I was insulted by somebody here as a liberal for disagreeing over somethinh

I never did understand how that made sense

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 18, 2021 08:33 PM (jaNSQ)

402 Greta is whetta

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 18, 2021 08:33 PM (63Dwl)

403 You are correct. Mrs. M has called me giero ("weddo") for years
Posted by: JM in Florida at Ju

Thanks for the correct spelling. I have a hard time trying to spell some spanish words.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 18, 2021 08:33 PM (QOU0Y)

404 You are correct. Mrs. M has called me giero ("weddo") for years
Posted by: JM in Florida at June 18, 2021 08:31 PM (HCeRP)


Hubs called me a cracker once. I thought I was going to pass out, I was laughing so hard.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 18, 2021 08:33 PM (GKopu)

405 " there is not an insult somebody could say to me that would bother me in any way."

Snitch. That rates and overhand right when I eventually meet up with them.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 18, 2021 08:33 PM (83lwH)

406 I have never burned a flag, although I do know it needs to be my property, not someone else's. Guess I need to read up on all the legalities.


in fairness, burning a flag is not always bad

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 18, 2021 08:34 PM (jaNSQ)

407 Better turn it off before the ONT shows up
Have a great evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at June 18, 2021 08:34 PM (Cxk7w)

408 I saw Brussel Sprouts and Nipples open for Primus at The Spectrum in Philly in 1995

Posted by: Doof at June 18, 2021 08:34 PM (D62pm)

409 in fairness wa state is a shithol so
Posted by: confederatefifth at June 18, 2021 08:32 PM (jaNSQ)


LOL. You got me there.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 18, 2021 08:34 PM (GKopu)

410 " there is not an insult somebody could say to me that would bother me in any way."

Snitch. That rates and overhand right when I eventually meet up with them.
Posted by: H


depends if you are a snitch or not

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 18, 2021 08:34 PM (jaNSQ)

411 hard. This was in the Inland Empire in the mid 80's. I learned that when I got the 'look' going on the job site, it was best to rattle off before anyone said anything.
Posted by: Infidel at June 18,

You're a badass!

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 18, 2021 08:35 PM (QOU0Y)

412 >>22 Flying squirrels are native to Pennsylvania but I have never seen one at home or camping.
Posted by: Skip at June 18, 2021 06:50 PM (Cxk7w)

I'm in Georgia and have only seen them twice at night on a tree I just happened to glance at.

A third time I found one on the bathroom floor of an old house I worked in. Thinking of the "squirrel" part of their name I thought it'd be a jittery run-amuck type.
But it just sat against a wall calmly til I nudged it into a shoebox and took it outside.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 18, 2021 08:35 PM (vuisn)

413 I still haven't heard anything about rappers cooking soul food and feeding the community and shit. Let's party!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 18, 2021 08:35 PM (HnNKD)

414 wth, they went from 0 to racist nazi rapisti right off the bat so what have the got?

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 18, 2021 08:31 PM (jaNSQ)



"Democrat"
-----------
Kick his ass C5th, lol.

Posted by: dartist at June 18, 2021 08:36 PM (+ya+t)

415 LET'S GO OAKLAND!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 18, 2021 08:36 PM (LvTSG)

416 I do find it comical that a day 90 pct of black people never heard of or knew existed has become their national holiday.

Truly, it's hysterical.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 18, 2021 08:12 PM (DKbk7)

Well, they need one since Martin Luther King day is doomed since every one of his quotes tears down their new philosophy on race.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 18, 2021 08:36 PM (eoQWY)

417 You're a badass!
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 18, 2021 08:35 PM (QOU0Y)


No shit! That's impressive.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 18, 2021 08:37 PM (GKopu)

418 Flying squirrels????

No such thing!

Posted by: Bullwinkle at June 18, 2021 08:37 PM (mZUr4)

419 "Democrat"
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Kick his ass C5th, lol.
Posted by: d



Posted by: confederatefifth at June 18, 2021 08:37 PM (jaNSQ)

420 the thing is is insults never bother you other than when you know there is some truth to the insult.

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 18, 2021 08:37 PM (jaNSQ)

421
Those 14 Republicans were right -- calling it "independence day" opens the door for the racists to call the real Independence Day (July 4th), which is two weeks later, "white independence day," or "the independence day for whites."

(Yes, I know they were saying that, anyway)

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 18, 2021 08:38 PM (2PSuu)

422 Firearms Policy Coalition
@gunpolicy

The NEW date for the senate judiciary committee hearing on the nomination of Dave "The Waco Kid" Chipman has been scheduled for June 24th. Stay in the fight and keep up the pressure at http://FightChipman.com!
#waco #atf #fightchipman
10:00 AM · Jun 18, 2021

Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at June 18, 2021 08:38 PM (FBrfY)

423 while simultaneously maintaining discipline to not snap the guy's neck. One the hardest things I've done.

Uh huh. It takes as many as three people to break a cadaver's neck, and the dead body isn't providing the muscular tension to withstand torqueing. I'm sure you could probably give someone a neck strain, but short of grabbing someone by the chin, placing a knee between the shoulders and falling down on them while pulling the head up, you are more likely to dislocate the vertebrae rather than "break" it.

Hollywood ain't real life. They use neck breaking to make the perps die quietly without the expense and ratings effects of something bloody that might require CGI.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 18, 2021 08:38 PM (+LCoQ)

424 I do find it comical that a day 90 pct of black people never heard of or knew existed has become their national holiday.

Truly, it's hysterical.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Like Cinco de Quatro.

Posted by: El Mikloso, aspiring Mexican Rassler at June 18, 2021 08:38 PM (QzkSJ)

425 Infidel, you gotta come to Texas so I can buy you a drink or some.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2021 08:40 PM (Cnq7D)

426 I am going to refer to it as diecenueve de seis

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 18, 2021 08:41 PM (jaNSQ)

427 Asian hate is nothing but ENVY. Work ethic/emphasis on education vs gimme gimme gimme

Posted by: Marybel at June 18, 2021 08:41 PM (skmGZ)

428 You're a badass!
Posted by: CaliGirl ; jordan-

Nah, just survival. And I don't take any shit from assholes. I worked construction for 12 yrs (single mom) the money was good. Pounded spelling words and homework at night. Then went to collige and got a law office job. Trying to hang on 5 yrs to retire.

Posted by: Infidel at June 18, 2021 08:41 PM (dYrVA)

429 Snitch. That rates and overhand right when I eventually meet up with them.

"depends if you are a snitch or not"

Pretty sure being held without bail afterwards will settle that.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 18, 2021 08:42 PM (83lwH)

430 I have started to think that worrying over brown vs black crime is not so important now

Posted by: confederatefifth at June 18, 2021 08:42 PM (jaNSQ)

431 "Uh huh It takes as many as three people to break a cadaver's neck, and the dead body isn't providing the muscular tension to withstand torqueing."

Uh huh. Snapping his neck was a meant as a metaphor for lethal force. But thanks for piping up.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 18, 2021 08:44 PM (83lwH)

432 if you crack open that lithium battery and consume the contents you will be the model citizen and a good recycler.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2021 08:33 PM (Cnq7D)


BH, Now YOU tell me!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at June 18, 2021 08:46 PM (hOUT3)

433 Infidel, you gotta come to Texas so I can buy you a drink or some.
Posted by: Ben Had

Can't wait, not this year. Procedure scheduled for late Sept. I will live vicarioulsy through WDS and Emmie.

Posted by: Infidel at June 18, 2021 08:46 PM (dYrVA)

434 there is not an insult somebody could say to me that would bother me in any way."

I bet there's one and it's the same one that I wouldn't let go without some type of response. More of a terrible accusation than an insult.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 18, 2021 08:47 PM (2DOZq)

435 LET'S GO OAKLAND!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 18, 2021 08:36 PM (LvTSG)
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I hear they have good bbq.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 18, 2021 08:48 PM (EZebt)

436 And we all try to help each other out when we can.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at June 18, 2021 08:32 PM (3D/fK)


VIA, you are doing it wrong, helping people out, that's the government's job!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at June 18, 2021 08:48 PM (hOUT3)

437 I bet there's one and it's the same one that I wouldn't let go without some type of response. More of a terrible accusation than an insult.
Posted by: Just a side note at June 18, 2021 08:47 PM (2DOZq)

Does it involve maple syrup?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 18, 2021 08:49 PM (6FeV1)

438 Thing from Snowy River:

Go to instructables.com. Do a search on the trailer you want to build. That's where I first found my vardo plans.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at June 18, 2021 08:50 PM (5HBd1)

439 Hrothgar, hmmmmmmmmmm.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2021 08:50 PM (Cnq7D)

440 I want to hear more about the bikini top and 501s...

Posted by: Insomniac at June 18, 2021 08:50 PM (II3Gr)

441 But I really do appreciate you telling me that Hollywood doesn't reflect Real Life. They must have left part out our training for the 31st MEU-SOC, so thanks.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 18, 2021 08:50 PM (83lwH)

442 Does it involve maple syrup?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 18, 2021 08:49 PM (6FeV1)

You had to go there didn't you

Posted by: Just a side note at June 18, 2021 08:50 PM (2DOZq)

443 Basically: Don't accuse me of cheating, and don't accuse me of lying. Other than that, say whatever you want to me.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 18, 2021 08:50 PM (6FeV1)

444 VIA, you are doing it wrong, helping people out, that's the government's job!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar


Not if he declares them as dependents.
Then the government pays YOU

Posted by: Miklos, every little bit helps at June 18, 2021 08:50 PM (QzkSJ)

445 Juneteenth!!! *hic*

Posted by: Suburban Wine Moms at June 18, 2021 08:51 PM (W4eKo)

446 Trying to hang on 5 yrs to retire.
Posted by: Infidel at June 18, 2021 08:41 PM (dYrVA)


You sound like you are a TxMoMe natural, you better be saving up for your flights for next year's event now!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at June 18, 2021 08:51 PM (hOUT3)

447 Not if he declares them as dependents.
Then the government pays YOU
Posted by: Miklos, every little bit helps at June 18, 2021 08:50 PM (QzkSJ)


Dammit, I didn't read the fine print!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at June 18, 2021 08:51 PM (hOUT3)

448 I bet there's one and it's the same one that I wouldn't let go without some type of response. More of a terrible accusation than an insult.
Posted by: Just a side note at June 18, 2021 08:47 PM (2DOZq)

Does it involve maple syrup?
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Or river otters?

Posted by: dartist at June 18, 2021 08:52 PM (+ya+t)

449 In Hungarian, "bimbo" means both brussels sprout and nipple (yes, that kind).
Posted by: Fun Facts with Miklos at June 18, 2021 08:30 PM (QzkSJ)
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More Magyar Magic

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 18, 2021 08:52 PM (EZebt)

450 Wow.

The lawn is covered in fireflies.

Posted by: SMH at June 18, 2021 08:52 PM (Ia2T7)

451 Anyway, it's spelled "Juneteemf"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 18, 2021 08:52 PM (6FeV1)

452 I want to hear more about the bikini top and 501s...
Posted by: Insomniac

Ask for tips on getting the right size, if shy about shopping in person.

Posted by: Miklos, unlicensed lifestyle advisor at June 18, 2021 08:52 PM (QzkSJ)

453 The battery banks with the small solar cell are great. I don't really use the solar cell to charge. They are about the same size as the cell phone. They have a flashlight on them too. I charge them at the outlet and just make long calls with the phone hooked up to it.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at June 18, 2021 08:52 PM (5HBd1)

454 Chicago off to a fast start for the Juneteenth/Father's day weekend.

Noon start today...3 killed, 6 wounded

Posted by: Bruce at June 18, 2021 08:54 PM (vd8XM)

455 Smh, pictures. I haven'
t seen one in years.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2021 08:54 PM (Cnq7D)

456 443 Basically: Don't accuse me of cheating, and don't accuse me of lying. Other than that, say whatever you want to me.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 18

I wouldn't like that either.
I have a distant relative by marriage with some mental problems and when she calls me and my sister horrible names we just laugh and walk away.
The racist names don't bother me. It says more about the person saying them than me.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 18, 2021 08:54 PM (QOU0Y)

457 I want to hear more about the bikini top and 501s...
Posted by: Insomniac

LOL. It was hot as fk in the Inland Empire, Riverside especially sucked. It was summer on a hot roof. I was tan as hell. Kidlet told me I looked like a groid. (She learned that from her gpa and great uncle). Had a hard body from the work. Not so now that I'm 29.

It was an honest living.

Posted by: Infidel at June 18, 2021 08:56 PM (dYrVA)

458 It says more about the person saying them than me.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 18, 2021 08:54 PM (QOU0Y)

That feeling of, "Thank heavens I don't have to live inside THAT skull.... yeesh."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 18, 2021 08:56 PM (6FeV1)

459 The lawn is covered in fireflies.
Posted by: SMH at June 18, 2021 08:52 PM (Ia2T7)


{{{SMH}}} Enjoy this, it is a rare privilege to see them assemble like this. Far too many years ago, Mrs H and I saw this on a country road with fields of corn on either side and we just stopped the car and watched for quite a few minutes.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at June 18, 2021 08:57 PM (hOUT3)

460 Now I'm just getting old, working, doing yard work and drinking beer.

Posted by: Infidel at June 18, 2021 08:57 PM (dYrVA)

461 449 In Hungarian, "bimbo" means both brussels sprout and nipple (yes, that kind).
Posted by: Fun Facts with Miklos at June 18, 2021 08:30 PM (QzkSJ)
===

Better than the German 'Brustwarze' -- you can probably guess the literal translation.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 18, 2021 08:57 PM (vuisn)

462 217 I drove the Yukon down below a quarter of a tank left. Notsothoreau
--------------------------

Mechanic says 'don't drive down to 1/4 tank. The fuel pump is down there and the tank gas cools it.
With less than a quarter of a tank the fuel pump will get hot.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 18, 2021 08:58 PM (1dTB/)

463 Now I'm just getting old, working, doing yard work and drinking beer.
Posted by: Infidel at June 18, 2021 08:57 PM (dYrVA)


There are far worse things you could be doing, but you are here, so it is all good!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at June 18, 2021 08:59 PM (hOUT3)

464
It was an honest living.

Posted by: Infidel at June 18,

I still say you are a badass. I have never seen a girl construction worker on a roof. I wouldn't have been able to do that in Riverside in the summer, no way.
Or as my grandmother always told me you don't know what you could do if you are hungry enough.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 18, 2021 08:59 PM (QOU0Y)

465 Mechanic says 'don't drive down to 1/4 tank. The fuel pump is down there and the tank gas cools it.
With less than a quarter of a tank the fuel pump will get hot.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 18, 2021 08:58 PM (1dTB/)

How do you properly add fuel injector cleaner?

Posted by: Just a side note at June 18, 2021 09:00 PM (2DOZq)

466 443 Basically: Don't accuse me of cheating, and don't accuse me of lying. Other than that, say whatever you want to me.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 18

I wouldn't like that either.
I have a distant relative by marriage with some mental problems and when she calls me and my sister horrible names we just laugh and walk away.
The racist names don't bother me. It says more about the person saying them than me.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 18, 2021 08:54 PM (QOU0Y)

The way I look at it? We always think we are the norm... so, if we are honorable, we expect others to have honor. But it also works the other way... if we are liars or cheaters, we will always accuse others of lying or cheating. So the accusation says more about who THEY are, than you.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 18, 2021 09:01 PM (oHd/0)

467 How do you properly add fuel injector cleaner?
Posted by: Just a side note at June 18, 2021 09:00 PM (2DOZq)

1 - add cleaner to nearly full tank
2 - top off tank with gasoline
3 - find a really, really big shake table
4 - ...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 18, 2021 09:01 PM (6FeV1)

468 Nood, for those so inclined!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at June 18, 2021 09:02 PM (hOUT3)

469 Or as my grandmother always told me you don't know what you could do if you are hungry enough.
Posted by: CaliGirl

*fist bump* I'm beat, enjoy the ONT! See ya'll for coffee.

Posted by: Infidel at June 18, 2021 09:02 PM (dYrVA)

470 I still say you are a badass. I have never seen a girl construction worker on a roof. I wouldn't have been able to do that in Riverside in the summer, no way.
Or as my grandmother always told me you don't know what you could do if you are hungry enough.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 18, 2021 08:59 PM (QOU0Y)


Again, agreed. Did you two know Riverside is where I went to HS?

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 18, 2021 09:03 PM (GKopu)

471 Pro tip- Stay the fcuk from behind the counter at any business unless you are an employee.
Posted by: Eromero

THEIR employee.
It may yet come to that, comrade, but for now, it is not enough simply to be employed.

Posted by: SFGoth at June 18, 2021 09:06 PM (KAi1n)

472 Fuel injector cleaner, never done it, always worry it will loosen all the crap in the fuel filter and make things worse.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 18, 2021 09:07 PM (1dTB/)

473 Summers and a few other vacations I spent in L.A. from roughly '73/'74 until '81. I lived near D.C. I remember the TV weather reports with the maps showing Riverside being hot. I was not overjoyed when my grandparents moved from L.A. to Murrietta Hot Springs. Probably worse than Riverside. Temecula was the place to be! The southwestern anchor of the Inland Empire.

Posted by: SFGoth at June 18, 2021 09:17 PM (KAi1n)

474 203 Call me a wop all you want. Call me a deadbeat and I'll whip your ass.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2021 07:40 PM (Cnq7D)
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Agreed!

Ben Had, it would have been even better had you said "...and I'll cut you!"
...and I'll cut you three ways: long, deep, and continuous!

Posted by: waepnedmann at June 18, 2021 09:22 PM (xag1r)

475 @buitengebieden Twitter account has been suspended.

Posted by: Mutnodjmet at June 18, 2021 10:52 PM (sPJyv)

476 "It says more about the person saying them than me."

True, but it IS situational. Some guy on the highway flips me off and calls me a redneck? I could care less. And I'll still stop at his accident scene to perform CPR and save his sorry ass.

But like with the Hugo mess? People calling you a racist bigot and, not only is it affecting your marketability, but people you admire and respect are distancing themselves because there's racial drama surrounding your name? And the good people who are standing with you are also getting slimed?

Or you miss out on a what would have been a valuable friendship, or people just ignore you in general, because you were falsely accused of being a snitch? Loneliness not only kills, it can be soul crushing.

So words matters. If they didn't, people wouldn't be scrambling to say the right words or embarking on apology tours when they used the wrong words.

What I don't get is how people who KNOW what it feels like to be slimed as a racist sexist homophobic bigot can turn around slime another person in the same matter, without blinking twice, and won't even retract and apologize when they realize they were wrong.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 18, 2021 11:53 PM (83lwH)

477 Did anyone get weirddaves left4dead reference in the top pic?

I think I have 600 hours in that game

Posted by: TexasDan at June 19, 2021 01:44 AM (ohOLP)

478 old hunter s thompson quote put to good use in the last clip.(only in this case we`ll fudge and attribute it to confucius).......

"kill the body and the head will die"....the fight was all but over with those two body shots.....

Posted by: uncouth jay marks at June 19, 2021 03:33 AM (9SGBP)

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