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Do You Identify as an Alien Spirit Inhabiting a Human Body?

There's a new cult the media is oddly incurious about.

Probably because it's mostly leftwing.


Starseeds (also known as starchildren, star people, lightworkers, crystal children, et al.) believe that they're human bodies inhabited by advanced extraterrestrial or interdimensional souls.

The article claims that "Q Shaman" of the Four Hour Insurrection is a "starseed."

But otherwise, this all seems to be New Age quackery of the usual variety that afflicts left-liberal white women, taking the Infinite Identities cult of the Pronoun People and blending it with a mixture of theosophy and L. Ron Hubbard's Scientology.

They'd be covering this cult if they could find more than one rightie in it.

But I guess they can't, so it gets embargoed.


...

The number might be anywhere from the tens or hundreds of thousands (assuming everyone who subscribers to YouTube channels like kloee taylor, Zoey Arielle, and Moon Omens, which have 47,000, 143,000, and 29,000 subscribers respectively, is a genuine believer) to as high in the millions, with a startling 12 million Americans reporting to believe in a reptilian alien race, a core component of starseed thinking which we'll get into in more detail below.

While there's no unified starseed religion or doctrine, there is a general belief among the starseed community that they're here to help earth undergo a paradigm shift, from the 3rd dimension to the 5th dimension. Sometimes, this may be couched in terms like "raising the earth's vibration," or even more mundane descriptors like "authenticity" or living your truth." Where you see references to vibrations, frequency, or ascension, typically starseeds aren't far behind.

Bringing about this shift typically first starts with their own awakening or activation, which happens via introspection and lifestyle changes like switching to a vegan or fruitarian diet and intentional daily practices like yoga, meditation, box breathing, and manifestation.

The second, and perhaps most central, pillar for an awakening starseed is that you yourself can change reality. There are no coincidences, only synchronicity.

This cult seems to be a natural outgrowth of lefting notions that we can change reality through changing language, and that anyone is whatever they believe they are.

There isn't just one race of aliens who have filled human vessels up with alien spirits (the starseeds). There are dozens.

Like picking your pronouns or announcing "I am a female unicorn 2-spirit graysexual," you can be whatever species of alien ghost vessel you can dream up.

See, for example, this starseed, who, strangely enough, tells us they're a "gender non-binary" before getting to what you'd think would be the real headline news, that they're an alien "Arcturian consciousness."

Pronouns and gender identity first, species and planet of origin second.

I am a gender non-binary Arcturian consciousness born into a human body. I was born during a special astrological time called a grand trine during the world’s first global meditation known as the Harmonic Convergence. The unified energy of peace and love that was cultivated on that day allowed me to incarnate on planet Earth.

My parents met while working at a nuclear bomb facility. My birth was prophesied. It is suspected that I have been under government surveillance since birth.

For a long time I tried very hard to fit in. I thought I was an All-American Teen Girl and so I developed an eating disorder and became a cheerleader. I focused a lot on clothes, make up, and boys. These things did not make me happy.

Earth is a much lower vibration than I naturally reside on. My increased empathetic and emotional sensitivities made it extremely hard to endure the societal expectations I was trying to meet and the global suffering of Earth that I felt acutely. In 2009 I attempted suicide.

I was miraculously saved from this attempt and after my near-death experience, I created UNICULT. Since 2012, UNICULT has been changing the vibration of Earth to be more aligned with JOY for ALL.

UNICULT is the religion of the future.

Here is another starseeds you can decide to be:

Sirian: These souls come from the planets Sirius A and Sirius B. Sirius A is the brightest star in the Earth’s sky. Its original inhabitants came from Vega, in the Lyra constellation, the supposed home of Earth’s ancestors. Sirius B is a smaller star and home to the water beings like the Miengu and Merpeople. These two planets initiated the awakening of all human beings. It is said that Sirius A gave us Ascended Masters like Jesus and Mother Mary.

More examples at the link.

The cult seems syncretic -- readily adopting other cults into it -- so of course David Icke's "Reptilians" are incorporated into it. In the starseed telling, the Reptilians are not physical aliens in disguise, but are rather human vessels filled with a Reptillian starseed, or spirit.

There are myriad resources online that can help you determine what your starseed type is, including psychics who can divine it from tarot cards or channeled messages from groups like the Galactic Federation of Light, which is a political body that some believe are helping guide starseeds here on earth, or the Ashtar Command, another galactic law enforcement agency, popularized by George van Tassel, who you may recognize as the designer of Joshua Tree’s Integratron.

Although this is "fringe," it is not a small cult: There are hundreds of thousands of YouTube views for the various cultists describing what "starseed" alien souls inhabit their bodies.

By the way, as with the Pronouns/Exotic Sexuality game, you don't have to choose just one alien race starseed Power Soul. No, they've decided that if you feel like if you have the souls of two different mega-advanced alien races in you, then you can be bi-starseed.

A 2-Spirit, one might say, of an alien origin.

And I suppose if you have two, you can have three or four or ten or thirty.

But don't think that just anybody can be a starseed. No, only Very Special People are starseeds.

You guys? I can tell just be looking at you that you're all just crummy humans with regular earthy souls. Not a Serian or Pleiadian among you!

Complete trash!

The media is keenly interested in strange beliefs they can use to denigrate the right.

But you will not see a single media story on this hippie-dippie sci-fi New Age cult religion. Even though, allegedly, one of the people they are very fond of covering every single week is claimed to be a "starseed" himself.

Posted by: Ace at 04:36 PM




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Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 28, 2021 03:36 PM (QU5/8)

2 All I want to know is how I can make money off these idiots.

Posted by: Muad'dib at June 28, 2021 03:37 PM (sjdRT)

3 Crystals cure cancer = protected belief.

Jesus will save my soul = dangerous misinformation.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 28, 2021 03:37 PM (eZG8R)

4 Demonic Possession.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 28, 2021 03:38 PM (5wDdm)

5 Hale-Bopp Hale-Bopp Hale-Bopp Leftists...

Posted by: kraken at June 28, 2021 03:39 PM (6Je/Q)

6 Didn't Dresden already do this?

Posted by: garrett at June 28, 2021 03:39 PM (WAiZ8)

7 Can you self identify as a space Alien?

Posted by: Skip at June 28, 2021 03:39 PM (Cxk7w)

8 >>All I want to know is how I can make money off these idiots.


1st Class Tickets on Ark 'B'...

Posted by: garrett at June 28, 2021 03:39 PM (WAiZ8)

9 So. . . these cult members get brands on their hips, too?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 28, 2021 03:39 PM (bDqIh)

10 Sooo... scientologists?

Posted by: soulpile at June 28, 2021 03:39 PM (hiX0r)

11 Um, no.

I'm just an alien who is on a mission to enslave the human race.

But I'm doing this all wrong from what today's news shows.

Posted by: Blor Utar, From Zimtok-5 at June 28, 2021 03:40 PM (xxG/v)

12 Oh, for fuck's sake. They made a thing out of an episode of Babylon 5.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 28, 2021 03:40 PM (csEWM)

13 I identify as pissed off

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 28, 2021 03:40 PM (sJHOI)

14 I believe I am Mr. Kate Upton.


Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at June 28, 2021 03:40 PM (/0PHg)

15 The cultural degenerats showcase here will be exploited until their usefulness has run its course, and then they will be disposed of... bet on it..

Posted by: kraken at June 28, 2021 03:40 PM (6Je/Q)

16 >> It is said that Sirius A gave us Ascended Masters like Jesus and Mother Mary.


Shirley, you can't be serious.

Posted by: garrett at June 28, 2021 03:40 PM (WAiZ8)

17 Sorry, we already did "Age of Aquarius" and "star children." What goes around, comes around.

But I totally want to see some flags for this stuff.

Posted by: MW at June 28, 2021 03:41 PM (tIEfS)

18 REPTILE LIZARD ALIENS

Always been my favorite UFO alien NWO conspiracy theory

Posted by: Deepelemblues at June 28, 2021 03:41 PM (UPJId)

19 Hey Starseed?

Want me to believe you? Build a flying saucer.

Posted by: rd at June 28, 2021 03:41 PM (Z32m1)

20 Heard commercials for pod casts about these Starseeds and wondered wtf is this about? But never looked it up ever.

Posted by: Skip at June 28, 2021 03:41 PM (Cxk7w)

21 "My birth was prophesied. It is suspected that I have been under government surveillance since birth."

I like how whenever someone has a past life or an alien living in them, it's always super grandiose. No one was ever a gongfarmer or the vessel for a celestial janitor.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 28, 2021 03:41 PM (QU5/8)

22 >I believe I am Mr. Kate Upton.


Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at June 28, 2021 03:40 PM (/0PHg)


So....Kate is sick of your shit?

Posted by: Muad'dib at June 28, 2021 03:41 PM (sjdRT)

23 They are not starseeds. They are possessed with Demons.

Posted by: Spiff The Spaceman at June 28, 2021 03:41 PM (GTywR)

24 And these "Starseeds" are of course the same people who denigrate practicing Jews and Christians and talk disparagingly about "Big Daddy in the sky", which is odd really since they believe in a daddy seed from other planets.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 28, 2021 03:41 PM (k39e/)

25 All I want to know is how I can make money off these idiots.


Kool Aid sales.

Posted by: Zombie Jim Jones at June 28, 2021 03:42 PM (/0PHg)

26 Sure, why the F not.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 28, 2021 03:42 PM (wAnMi)

27 I hope they learn how to make punch.

Posted by: wth at June 28, 2021 03:42 PM (v0R5T)

28 "Come down to TJM's Alien Graveyard Communications and Inflatable Flailing Arm Men Emporium! We got the AE-412, the Extraterrestrial 7000X, and the Planetary Finder Model C all at the lowest prices around. Figure out your alien soul's home or your money back!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 28, 2021 03:43 PM (eZG8R)

29 So when does Scientology start suing for infringement?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 28, 2021 03:43 PM (ez80R)

30 Seems like these guys and Scientology would be natural enemies.

Posted by: squid_hunt at June 28, 2021 03:43 PM (Ectld)

31 "No, they've decided that if you feel like if you have the souls of two different mega-advanced alien races in you, then you can be bi-starseed."

And if you have more than two souls in your body, does that mean your body is now the site of alien gang-bangs?

Posted by: Thrawn at June 28, 2021 03:43 PM (Rl7KJ)

32 Make Asylums Great Again.

Posted by: Azathoth at June 28, 2021 03:43 PM (Rq3wX)

33 People seemed to be hardwired for a belief system of some kind. If they can't bring themselves to follow a more traditional system (e.g. Judeo-Christianity), then they'll make something up that conforms to their particular world-view.

Posted by: Lord Squirrel at June 28, 2021 03:43 PM (ZIoLS)

34 Didn't Art Bell cover this one? I think these people have taken 3-4 topics from Coast To Coast AM, placed them in a blender, and selected puree.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at June 28, 2021 03:43 PM (TNyrE)

35 Crap. Beat me by seconds, Anna!

Posted by: squid_hunt at June 28, 2021 03:43 PM (Ectld)

36 No solarians?

Bigots.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 28, 2021 03:43 PM (eoQWY)

37 I like how whenever someone has a past life or an alien living in them, it's always super grandiose. No one was ever a gongfarmer or the vessel for a celestial janitor.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 28, 2021 03:41 PM (QU5/

Well, saying you were a lifelong slave on the island of Sicily and were killed during one of the Servile wars does not sound as cool as that you were Julius Caesar.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 28, 2021 03:43 PM (csEWM)

38 I bet there are more starseed believers than trannies. Possibly than the gay population.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Juneteenth, because we needed another holiday celebrating white people being badass at June 28, 2021 03:43 PM (c/qID)

39 "
I like how whenever someone has a past life or an alien living in them, it's always super grandiose. No one was ever a gongfarmer or the vessel for a celestial janitor."

You mean the way Shirley McLaine, in her former lives, was always a part of the aristocracy? Never four or fives lives as a peasant who died in childbirth or was raped and killed by invading barbarians.

Posted by: raoul ortega at June 28, 2021 03:44 PM (OafoN)

40 Wasn't David Bowman the Star Child?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 28, 2021 03:44 PM (ez80R)

41 >>"My parents met while working at a nuclear bomb facility. My birth was prophesied. It is suspected that I have been under government surveillance since birth.

For a long time I tried very hard to fit in. I thought I was an All-American Teen Girl and so I developed an eating disorder and became a cheerleader. I focused a lot on clothes, make up, and boys. These things did not make me happy."


Oh geez, you didn't feel special enough in high school so it must mean your're an alien princess!!

*massive eye roll*

Posted by: Lizzy at June 28, 2021 03:44 PM (bDqIh)

42 I like how whenever someone has a past life or an alien living in them, it's always super grandiose. No one was ever a gongfarmer or the vessel for a celestial janitor.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 28, 2021 03:41 PM (QU5/

That's how you know it's just fake shit. It's always "I was suuuper special, you guys!"

Posted by: soulpile at June 28, 2021 03:44 PM (hiX0r)

43 40 Wasn't David Bowman the Star Child?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 28, 2021 03:44 PM (ez80R)

========

To be fair, he could back up that claim pretty concretely.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 28, 2021 03:44 PM (eZG8R)

44 People seemed to be hardwired for a belief system of some kind. If they can't bring themselves to follow a more traditional system (e.g. Judeo-Christianity), then they'll make something up that conforms to their particular world-view.
Posted by: Lord Squirrel at June 28, 2021 03:43 PM (ZIoLS)

Usually they make over their worldview to suit the religion.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 28, 2021 03:44 PM (eoQWY)

45 WWIII can't come soon enough.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 28, 2021 03:44 PM (Y5qcH)

46 Sooo... scientologists?
Posted by: soulpile at June 28, 2021 03:39 PM (hiX0r)

How Scientology started:

L. Ron Hubbard made a bet with Robert Heinlein in a bar at one of the Worldcon SF conventions. L. Ron bet could start a new religion. Heck, Hubbard even named it after his wife, Diane, --- Dianetics.

Posted by: rd at June 28, 2021 03:45 PM (Z32m1)

47 'Dent'

'Arthur Dent?'

'You're a jerk, Dent. A real knee biter!'

Posted by: garrett at June 28, 2021 03:45 PM (AhIPy)

48 While there's no unified starseed religion or doctrine, there is a
general belief among the starseed community that they're here to help
earth undergo a paradigm shift, from the 3rd dimension to the 5th
dimension. Sometimes, this may be couched in terms like "raising the
earth's vibration," or even more mundane descriptors like "authenticity"
or living your truth." Where you see references to vibrations,
frequency, or ascension, typically starseeds aren't far behind
Sounds to me like there are a lot of women out there who could use some more vibrations.....

Posted by: pep at June 28, 2021 03:45 PM (v16oJ)

49 We encourage the non-serious and the mentally unstable. That is bad.

Posted by: shibumi at June 28, 2021 03:45 PM (tjZg/)

50 Just cut yer nuts off and join me on the Hale Bopp comet, brothers!!

Posted by: Zombie Marshall Herff Applewhite at June 28, 2021 03:45 PM (kbGSy)

51 Perhaps the Inquisition was onto something back in the day...

Posted by: Defenestratus at June 28, 2021 03:45 PM (Iyl4Z)

52 The cool part is when you shoot them they don't really die, but their souls go back to the mother ship. So really, we're just setting them free from being trapped in the human body.

At least, that's what I want to believe, and I identify as a liberator. Fight me.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 28, 2021 03:45 PM (wAnMi)

53 21 "My birth was prophesied. It is suspected that I have been under government surveillance since birth."

***

"The prophecy also details how I am chronically unemployable and have very intermittent hygiene."

Posted by: Azathoth at June 28, 2021 03:46 PM (Rq3wX)

54 People seemed to be hardwired for a belief system of some kind. If they can't bring themselves to follow a more traditional system (e.g. Judeo-Christianity), then they'll make something up that conforms to their particular world-view.
Posted by: Lord Squirrel at June 28, 2021 03:43 PM (ZIoLS)

Conservation of religiosity.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 28, 2021 03:46 PM (jOcSX)

55 Starseeds

Is that like Cosmic C*m?

Posted by: Diogenes at June 28, 2021 03:46 PM (axyOa)

56
The second, and perhaps most central, pillar for an awakening starseed is that you yourself can change reality. There are no coincidences, only synchronicity.



Isn't that basically the premise of that hugely popular book/DVD The Secret that Orca and many others were pimping a few years ago? Had a family member get caught up in that for awhile, and she gave copies of the book and DVD to everyone for Christmas. I literally laughed when one of the interviewees pushing it had the title "Visionary" in his on-screen ID.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 28, 2021 03:46 PM (n+4am)

57 Starseeds (also known as starchildren, star people, lightworkers, crystal children, et al.), aka "shitheads" believe that they're human bodies inhabited by advanced extraterrestrial or interdimensional souls.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 28, 2021 03:46 PM (BpI5R)

58 Don't be insulting the Scientologists.

Posted by: Fat Travolta at June 28, 2021 03:46 PM (v0R5T)

59 Where you see references to vibrations

I knew there was something wrong with them Beach Boys.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 28, 2021 03:46 PM (QU5/8)

60 But don't Reptiles have to eat live food? How is that Vegan?

Posted by: Paladin at June 28, 2021 03:47 PM (7hzzD)

61 There are no coincidences, only synchronicity.


I like that album!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 28, 2021 03:47 PM (3DjsT)

62 You mean the way Shirley McLaine, in her former lives, was always a part of the aristocracy? Never four or fives lives as a peasant who died in childbirth or was raped and killed by invading barbarians.
Posted by: raoul ortega at June 28, 2021 03:44 PM (OafoN)

I remember an old SF story where the founder of a huge company built on using time viewing to accurately find a geneology finally, after decades, had them do his own lineage.

40000 years, only 5 people in a tribe in all of France, and he still was just a shlub in the tribe. Not one extraordinary person in the lot.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 28, 2021 03:47 PM (eoQWY)

63 "These people are fucking whacked." - Alex Jones

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 28, 2021 03:47 PM (KbCG3)

64 44 People seemed to be hardwired for a belief system of some kind. If they can't bring themselves to follow a more traditional system (e.g. Judeo-Christianity), then they'll make something up that conforms to their particular world-view.
Posted by: Lord Squirrel at June 28, 2021 03:43 PM (ZIoLS)

Usually they make over their worldview to suit the religion.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 28, 2021 03:44 PM (eoQWY)

If You Do Not Believe in Something, You Will Believe Anything. --- Someone a lot smarter than me.

Posted by: rd at June 28, 2021 03:47 PM (Z32m1)

65 "the world is quite literally run by pedophiles"

They don't seem all that crazy to me.


Posted by: West at June 28, 2021 03:47 PM (QY+6a)

66 "My birth was prophesied."

"You're pregnant? Shit. The kid will probably be a retard."

As was prophesied ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 28, 2021 03:47 PM (BpI5R)

67 "When the investigators looked under the kitchen sink, they found a UFO behind the Comet!"

-- Just the punchline

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 28, 2021 03:48 PM (OssQ4)

68 Let me guess.

Instead of worshiping the Creator, they worship the creation.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at June 28, 2021 03:48 PM (xopIz)

69 Oh ffs I'm moving to a shack in the bush.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 28, 2021 03:48 PM (YdMwc)

70 But otherwise, this all seems to be New Age quackery of the usual variety that afflicts left-liberal white women, taking the Infinite Identities cult of the Pronoun People and blending it with a mixture of theosophy and L. Ron Hubbard's Scientology.

-----

Their sacrament is wine and abortion ... but mostly abortion.

Posted by: ShainS at June 28, 2021 03:48 PM (41cY4)

71 Starseeds (also known as starchildren, star people, lightworkers, crystal children, et al.) believe that they're human bodies inhabited by advanced extraterrestrial or interdimensional souls.




Eh, why not. It's not much crazier than the nonsense they are trying to force on us.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at June 28, 2021 03:48 PM (iWMVY)

72 Wasn't David Bowman the Star Child?

Pfft.

Posted by: Paul Stanley at June 28, 2021 03:48 PM (QU5/8)

73 Project Starseed in science fiction stories was an attempt by Humanity to get to other worlds using robot ships loaded with sperm and ovum.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 28, 2021 03:48 PM (ez80R)

74 Starseeds (also known as starchildren, star people, lightworkers, crystal children, et al.)
++++
I think that's a clue.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 28, 2021 03:48 PM (Jsjd7)

75 You want to read this guy to get a sense on why all is madness.

http://www.rottenchestnuts.com/

Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at June 28, 2021 03:48 PM (EpDzw)

76 How Scientology started:

L. Ron Hubbard made a bet with Robert Heinlein in a bar at one of the Worldcon SF conventions. L. Ron bet could start a new religion. Heck, Hubbard even named it after his wife, Diane, --- Dianetics.
Posted by: rd at June 28, 2021 03:45 PM (Z32m1)

I remember this story only because it involves Heinlein.

Posted by: soulpile at June 28, 2021 03:48 PM (hiX0r)

77 "You can easily tell we're advanced souls from a highly intelligent intergalactic race of superior beings by our three semesters with a 2.1 GPA."

Posted by: Azathoth at June 28, 2021 03:48 PM (Rq3wX)

78 Gawd. It just makes my freakin' head hurt.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 28, 2021 03:48 PM (jvt6t)

79 You mean the way Shirley McLaine, in her former lives, was always a part of the aristocracy? Never four or fives lives as a peasant who died in childbirth or was raped and killed by invading barbarians.
Posted by: raoul ortega at June 28, 2021 03:44 PM (OafoN)

Presumably she was retarded in her former lives as well.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 28, 2021 03:48 PM (BpI5R)

80 While there's no unified starseed religion or doctrine, there is a
general belief among the starseed community that they're here to help
earth undergo a paradigm shift, from the 3rd dimension to the 5th
dimension. Sometimes, this may be couched in terms like "raising the
earth's vibration," or even more mundane descriptors like "authenticity"
or living your truth." Where you see references to vibrations,
frequency, or ascension, typically starseeds aren't far behind
Sounds to me like there are a lot of women out there who could use some more vibrations.....
Posted by: pep at June 28, 2021 03:45 PM (v16oJ)
***

Pretty sure 5th Dimension's Momma Cass was an alien.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 28, 2021 03:48 PM (axyOa)

81 So Obama really IS a reptilian alien from the planet Assholio. Explains so much.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at June 28, 2021 03:49 PM (ptqGC)

82 That's how you know it's just fake shit. It's always "I was suuuper special, you guys!"
Posted by: soulpile at June 28, 2021 03:44 PM (hiX0r)

Just like when people do their regression therapy, they never find out they were a hunchback who used to empty bedpans and lived in an attic. Nope, they were always a Grande Duchess or Prince of Baghdad.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 28, 2021 03:49 PM (wAnMi)

83 Has anyone asked the Jedi what they think of all this?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 28, 2021 03:49 PM (ez80R)

84 Are Starseeds supposed to have some aura surrounding them?

Posted by: Skip at June 28, 2021 03:49 PM (Cxk7w)

85 well the good news is, this'll end up just another one of the left's stupid fads. They go through hundreds of these bullshit waves every year.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at June 28, 2021 03:49 PM (L2ZTs)

86
Speaking of Spirits...

Ever notice the best licker stores are named "_____ Wine & Sprits"?

People don't call booze "Spirits" enough, today.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 28, 2021 03:49 PM (OAYzD)

87 Um, I have expended considerable thought on these people and their beliefs. I deem them - ducking futs.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 28, 2021 03:50 PM (Rvt88)

88 75 You want to read this guy to get a sense on why all is madness.

http://www.rottenchestnuts.com/
Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud

My personal theory is chronic EMF poisioning.

Posted by: West at June 28, 2021 03:50 PM (QY+6a)

89 So just like in the transgender case that was vacated by the SC when the Trump administration said they would not be enforcing transgenders as covered by Title IX and the 14th amendment and then reversed itself when the Biden administration came in and said they will be enforcing it allowing the new lower courts ruling to stand eventually there will be no mental illness. Therefore anyone can be whoever they claim to be and there will be no laws against it. Your airline pilot can claim he flies between here and Mars as an alien and the airlines will not be able to remove him.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 28, 2021 03:50 PM (sBGb2)

90 L. Ron Hubbard made a bet with Robert Heinlein in a bar at one of the Worldcon SF conventions. L. Ron bet could start a new religion. Heck, Hubbard even named it after his wife, Diane, --- Dianetics.
Posted by: rd at June 28, 2021 03:45 PM (Z32m1)

That isn't quite the story. He bet that he could start a pseudoscientific cult - Dianetics. I think his quote was the secret to success was to find what people want and sell it to them.

Once he did that and made lots of money did he go the Scientology == religion angle for tax purposes.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 28, 2021 03:50 PM (eoQWY)

91 I've been reading F. Paul Wilson's Repairman Jack series lately and he makes fun of this type of thinking. He has "Dormentalism" which is a very thinly veiled version of Scientology. He also has "Kickers" which is a self-actualization philosophy based on selfishness and greed. Adherents are no different than Antifa or BLM thugs. But they are "dissimilated" which makes their anti-social behavior OK. And they are quite literally infected with "other" DNA.

Posted by: Lord Squirrel at June 28, 2021 03:50 PM (ZIoLS)

92 Narcissism writ large.

Posted by: (JV+aN) President Orange Man Bad (Rheees Be Upon Him) at June 28, 2021 03:50 PM (jV+aN)

93 OT: London subway fire is now under control Fire Brigade reports.

https://twitter.com/LondonFire/status/
1409525060826800129

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at June 28, 2021 03:50 PM (UHVv4)

94 84 Are Starseeds supposed to have some aura surrounding them?

***

Yes it's called "not showering".

Posted by: Azathoth at June 28, 2021 03:50 PM (Rq3wX)

95 Sometimes, this may be couched in terms like "raising the earth's vibration," or even more mundane descriptors like "authenticity" or living your truth."

Is the earth's vibration IR or Raman-active?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 28, 2021 03:50 PM (BpI5R)

96 "I am a - "

Attention whore that identifies as a Mary Sue. Everything you think and say and do is unique and special!

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 28, 2021 03:51 PM (83lwH)

97 Biden is senior on at least 7 star systems.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 28, 2021 03:51 PM (YdMwc)

98 If I found out that I had a past life, I'm pretty sure it'd be something like I was a bug of some sort. Damn things are so attracted to me...

Posted by: soulpile at June 28, 2021 03:51 PM (hiX0r)

99 I am convinced that I have been under government surveillance for many years. I also believe that my iPhone is listening to me all the time and reporting back to its overlords. I believe these things because they are undeniably true. If you doubt me, just murmur "Hey Siri" when your iPhone is turned off and nearby (or "Alexi" or whoever your spirit phone creature is). Xhe will immediately respond, which proves xhe was listening all the time. Also notice that when you talk about something today, someone will try to sell you that very thing tomorrow on the internets.

Does this mean I am crazy? YMMV

Posted by: Ruthless at June 28, 2021 03:51 PM (/uaBM)

100
Occult: of, involving, or relating to supernatural, mystical, or magical powers or phenomena.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 28, 2021 03:51 PM (OAYzD)

101 See, for example, this starseed, who, strangely enough, tells us they're a "gender non-binary" before getting to what you'd think would be the real headline news, that they're an alien "Arcturian consciousness."


---
It doesn't matter when it's Arcturian, baby!

Posted by: Private Frost at June 28, 2021 03:51 PM (x7uf1)

102 Why do Outsiders follow Starseeds? Do the Starseeds need Outsiders? These and other questions had a high price tag: one million stars apiece. Apparently, the Outsiders have a high price tag on personal information...

Now, if we could just buy a Hyperdrive shunt from them. Or maybe that cool reactionless drive...

Posted by: Brewingfrog at June 28, 2021 03:51 PM (cjlB3)

103 I have found that profound self-delusion is a hallmark of proud lefties.

Jeff Wells of Hollywood Elsewhere, for instance, loves to call and describe himself as a modern-day samurai warrior.

LMAO. If the nose-ringed barista at Starbucks so much as told him his latte was discontinued, he'd lay down in a faetal position on the floor, cry and sob.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at June 28, 2021 03:51 PM (L2ZTs)

104 Riley Martin from the Howard Stern show.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 28, 2021 03:52 PM (2DOZq)

105 Oddly, I just got a summons for jury duty for the week of July 26. Odd because it's not at the Civic Center (civil) courthouse, it's at the Hall of Justice (criminal). It's not like S.F. actually prosecutes criminals and takes them to trial. What sucks is that getting to the HoJ is a severe PITA. Civic Center courthouse is easy and near my orange nephmew, Maceo, so I could visit him afterwards.

Posted by: SFGoth at June 28, 2021 03:52 PM (KAi1n)

106 My birth was prophesied by a rabbit. Steven Tyler sang about this seminal event. It was a sweet emotion.

Posted by: Minuteman at June 28, 2021 03:52 PM (LaNzR)

107 I have this crazy religion where i have a unique soul implanted in a unique body, and my purpose on Earth is to shut the fuck up, go to work, and pay my fucking bills while you leave me the fuck alone.

Crazy, right?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 28, 2021 03:52 PM (6FeV1)

108 Starseeds used to be an Austin eatery just off the 40 acres. Dick's Last Resort copied their style. I think they were lizard people.

Glad it's a freeway now.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 28, 2021 03:52 PM (jvt6t)

109 Humanity deserves a dozen extinction level events.

Posted by: Bete at June 28, 2021 03:52 PM (Ojki1)

110 Nope, they were always a Grande Duchess or Prince of Baghdad.
Posted by: clutch cargo

Or Napoleon. Or Shirley Maclaine.



Posted by: Tonypete at June 28, 2021 03:52 PM (Rvt88)

111 >>It doesn't matter when it's Arcturian, baby!


Maybe that's why mine is bent?

Posted by: Bill Clinton - Starseed at June 28, 2021 03:52 PM (AhIPy)

112 I wonder if these are the same people who also hop around in furry animal costumes.

Posted by: dartist at June 28, 2021 03:52 PM (+ya+t)

113 77 "You can easily tell we're advanced souls from a highly intelligent intergalactic race of superior beings by our three semesters with a 2.1 GPA."
Posted by: Azathoth at June 28, 2021 03:48 PM (Rq3wX)

"You think those sociology and communications courses are easy?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 28, 2021 03:52 PM (BpI5R)

114
Do you know Who Else was a big devotee to the Occult?

No, really.

hitler was a major occultist. Major. Big time. Very much into evil

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 28, 2021 03:52 PM (OAYzD)

115 This is your reminder that we're the ones they denigrate for our "mythical sky king".

Posted by: Bert G at June 28, 2021 03:53 PM (LVewt)

116 Avatar! The Musical, by Lin-Manuel Miranda, starring Neil Patrick Harris as Mary Sue Smith/Barooga of Mars.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at June 28, 2021 03:53 PM (wHsdF)

117 Parents.

Please discipline your children.

Thank You.

Posted by: garrett at June 28, 2021 03:53 PM (AhIPy)

118 The number might be anywhere from the tens or hundreds of thousands (assuming everyone who subscribers to YouTube channels like kloee taylor, Zoey Arielle, and Moon Omens, which have 47,000, 143,000, and 29,000 subscribers respectively, is a genuine believer
++++
Talk about grasping for straws. The odds of all of those subscribers being true believers is nil. But let's play a game. Let's assume that all three of the following statements are true, against all evidence:
1. All are true believers
2. There is zero overlap between subscribers
3. All subscribers are Americans

If this is the case, we have 219k people in this cult. It isn't nearly that high, but that's the maximum by the ludicrous standards that this idiotic journalist is using. This country has 350m people. These weirdos are such a small proportion of people that it isn't even worth it to put it into percentage terms because there are too many leading zeroes. This is probably about the same number of people who like to put peanut butter on pizza before chowing down.

And yet, given these assumptions, there are more "Starseeds" than there are affiliated members of the KKK and Aryan Brotherhood combined...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 28, 2021 03:53 PM (Jsjd7)

119 Why yes. Yes i do believe that an alien infested me and made me get all drunk and shit last weekend.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 28, 2021 03:53 PM (VcFUs)

120 Are Starseeds supposed to have some aura surrounding them?


Pull their tentacle.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 28, 2021 03:53 PM (axyOa)

121 children of the chocolate starfish unite

Posted by: Shitbird at June 28, 2021 03:53 PM (2cfUo)

122 I always thought of the "Great Filter" in the context of the Fermi paradox as an instantaneous or near instantaneous event, like nuclear annihilation. Maybe it is a slow process in real time and we're living through it now. Blink of an eye in cosmic time but maybe a couple of centuries to us.

Posted by: Archer at June 28, 2021 03:53 PM (gmo/4)

123 Essential oils!

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at June 28, 2021 03:54 PM (z5Vrg)

124 Are Starseeds supposed to have some aura surrounding them?


Pull their tentacle.

That's a good way to end up with a handful of starseed.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 28, 2021 03:54 PM (QU5/8)

125 Also, I apologize for doing math on the blog at 118. Here's a pretty girl as an act of contrition:
https://is.gd/vHWhra

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 28, 2021 03:54 PM (Jsjd7)

126 unitalican

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 28, 2021 03:54 PM (QU5/8)

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 28, 2021 03:55 PM (Jsjd7)

128 Yes it's called "not showering".
Posted by: Azathoth at June 28, 2021 03:50 PM 

That's not colors, that's stench surrounding them.

Posted by: Skip at June 28, 2021 03:55 PM (Cxk7w)

129 >>Are Starseeds supposed to have some aura surrounding them?


It's more like a nimbus.

Posted by: garrett at June 28, 2021 03:55 PM (AhIPy)

130 I'm still waiting on the expose on starseed Ewoks who cultivate taters. They bully the taters into the food chain and deep fry them in more than a dozen different ways!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 28, 2021 03:55 PM (HnNKD)

131 Is the earth's vibration IR or Raman-active?
I'm pretty sure Earth is non-centrosymmetric. I mean, Australia and the US are pretty close, but otherwise....nah.

Posted by: pep at June 28, 2021 03:55 PM (v16oJ)

132 I do feel like an alien these days, but not in the starseed way.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 28, 2021 03:55 PM (Bmy3R)

133 If Jack Straw were here, I'd tease him by calling him a "starweed."

Posted by: ShainS at June 28, 2021 03:55 PM (0o67c)

134 ok I'm too dumb to understand crypto, but I'm seeing some stuff on twitter about mcafee and a ethereum wallet and such? Idk if that's something I should be following or if its totally not possible for the wallet to be the deadman switch?

Anyone can speak to this?

Posted by: funsize at June 28, 2021 03:55 PM (Jc5GQ)

135 I'm pretty sure I'm really from Uranus.

Posted by: Eat the Eloi at June 28, 2021 03:55 PM (V3EEC)

136 James P. Hogan's Giant's Star it is aliens who are working on keeping Earth primitive that encourage such thinking as these 'starseeds' are spouting. Very hard to reason and such when your cranium is cluttered with such chimerical notions.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 28, 2021 03:55 PM (ez80R)

137 This is probably about the same number of people who like to put peanut butter on pizza before chowing down.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 28, 2021 03:53 PM (Jsjd7)


W.T.A.F? Pineapples i kinda get, anchovies i kinda get. Peanut butter? Does one need a sous vide for that? Asking for a cob.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 28, 2021 03:56 PM (VcFUs)

138 "Take me to your leader."
"Try the 4:00pm early bird at Applebee's."

Posted by: wth at June 28, 2021 03:56 PM (v0R5T)

139 My personal theory is chronic EMF poisioning.

Posted by: West at June 28, 2021 03:50 PM (QY+6a)

My conjecture? We made a mistake by telling nitwits not to do stupid shit. E.g., telling them to remove sunshades before driving. Hey, if you think that driving with sunshades in the windshield is a good idea, please do it, preferably on a winding mountain road. We need to cull the nitwits.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 28, 2021 03:56 PM (BpI5R)

140 This reminds me of Bowfinger.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 28, 2021 03:56 PM (2DOZq)

141 I remember that time back on old Rigel IV when I was turned into a newt by star children. Little bastards. But, I got better.

Posted by: Ruthless at June 28, 2021 03:56 PM (/uaBM)

142 Star-seeds, transgender weight lifters, obviously thrown elections. I find myself increasingly disconnecting from the current culture. Frankly the internet has helped spread all of this, if the internet went out forever it would be a blessing for humanity. I'm right at the point of disconnecting from the internet entirely and going full Luddite.

Posted by: Wicklow at June 28, 2021 03:56 PM (uH65w)

143 Also, I apologize for doing math on the blog at 118. Here's a pretty girl as an act of contrition:
https://is.gd/vHWhra
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

And you just know, some where is a guy who is just sick and tired of her shit.

Be that as it may:

[ ] Not worth it
[X] Worth it

Posted by: Tonypete at June 28, 2021 03:56 PM (Rvt88)

144 I just got a letter from the CO Dept. of Public Health urging me to get vaccinated


I wonder if they know I haven't been, or this is just a mass mailing

Posted by: DB- just DB (iTXRQ) at June 28, 2021 03:57 PM (iTXRQ)

145

The Left loves Polytheism. Fcking loves it.

Like the injuns and egyptians and romans and greeks -- that shit.

The Left loves the idea of a "god" for This, and a "god" for That.

Why? Simple: more gods = more superstition.

More superstition = more control.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 28, 2021 03:57 PM (OAYzD)

146 Are Starseeds supposed to have some aura surrounding them?


Pull their tentacle.

That's a good way to end up with a handful of starseed.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 28, 2021 03:54 PM (QU5/
***
Heh.
What happens on Uranus, stays on Uranus.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 28, 2021 03:57 PM (axyOa)

147 I'm not, but I don't know about anyone else.

Posted by: washrivergal at June 28, 2021 03:57 PM (pmLp6)

148 I will assume that these are the same people who howl "WE BELIEEEVVVEE THE SCIENCE!!!! KLIMATE DENIER!!" when ever you question the latest Globull Warmering screed?

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 28, 2021 03:57 PM (QFVV9)

149 "Don't be insulting the Scientologists."

Can you insult Scientology, though? Really?

Posted by: squid_hunt at June 28, 2021 03:57 PM (Ectld)

150 This is the story of my ex wife.

Coocoo bananas

Posted by: Count de Monet, checking out of the Heartbreak Hotel (4I/2K) at June 28, 2021 03:57 PM (4I/2K)

151 "I was born during a special astrological time called a grand trine during the world - "

Weird how no one is ever born during the Septic Apocalyptic Cycle of Taurus and Capricorn. Entire systems choking on methane for eons.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 28, 2021 03:57 PM (83lwH)

152 147 I'm not, but I don't know about anyone else.
Posted by: washrivergal at June 28, 2021 03:57 PM (pmLp6)

I promise y'all I'm definitely not a reptilian.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy (z5Vrg) - The Republic is Already Dead at June 28, 2021 03:57 PM (z5Vrg)

153 So is the population of the Earth's psychotics increasing, or is it just that there exist more technological platforms with which to advertise?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 28, 2021 03:57 PM (aXxgO)

154
Meh.

This is just the latest iteration of the reincarnation craze.

Yes, yes, opf course you were an Egyptian Pharaoh in your previous life. It's obvious from the way you pour my frappuccino.

*ten years pass*

My yes! How could I have missed that you're a starseed Level 978 Betelguesian! It's so obvious from the way you sell your Amway products!

Lame ass puffery for lame ass suckers with lame ass lives.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 28, 2021 03:58 PM (EERbD)

155 W.T.A.F? Pineapples i kinda get, anchovies i kinda get. Peanut butter? Does one need a sous vide for that? Asking for a cob.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 28, 2021 03:56 PM (VcFUs)
++++
That's the point. The idea of peanut butter on pizza is revolting. But I guarantee you that there are people out there who like it, and it's such a small number of people that it just doesn't matter how weird-ass they are with their preferences. Just like the weirdo morons described in this column. Absent a giant megaphone to tell people all about how Stunning And Brave (tm) they are, they basically don't even exist. You're never going to meet one, and would never even imagine that such a thing is real in normal cases.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 28, 2021 03:58 PM (Jsjd7)

156 133 If Jack Straw were here, I'd tease him by calling him a "starweed."
Posted by: ShainS at June 28, 2021 03:55 PM (0o67c)

I wish jackstraw would come back and post some more.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 28, 2021 03:58 PM (VcFUs)

157 [ ] Not worth it

[ ] Worth it
[X] So worth it!

Posted by: pep at June 28, 2021 03:58 PM (v16oJ)

158 I still say the Horde should pool resources and buy Belize, or Guatemala.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 28, 2021 03:58 PM (jvt6t)

159 None will dare admit to being conceived during a power black out.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 28, 2021 03:58 PM (ez80R)

160 There's a new server at my pub of choice. She's a super cute 18 year old. All I can think about is how angry I'd be if a dude in a dress exposed himself to her m
I'm old.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 28, 2021 03:58 PM (YdMwc)

161 RE: the post topic


why can't people just accept reality? why must they make shit up?

Posted by: DB- just DB (iTXRQ) at June 28, 2021 03:58 PM (iTXRQ)

162 "So is the population of the Earth's psychotics increasing, or is it just that there exist more technological platforms with which to advertise?"

The social safety net is too big and effective.

Posted by: squid_hunt at June 28, 2021 03:58 PM (Ectld)

163 Is Ace our god? Are the cobs his angels? Are we a cult or a religion? Questions to ponder.

Posted by: Ruthless at June 28, 2021 03:58 PM (/uaBM)

164 I identify as a fart, and am about to self-actualize.

*pppphhhhhtttttttt*

Thereby, demonstrating a far stronger grounding in reality than any erstwhile "starchile", might ever realize.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim (QzJWU) at June 28, 2021 03:59 PM (QzJWU)

165 More ways for the crazy signals to get out Mal

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 28, 2021 03:59 PM (ez80R)

166 I regret ever saying a single word in defense of Bush or the GOP


@RaheemKassam 13m

The Bush Foundation, Paid Millions By Chinese Communist Party, Calls On U.S. To Stop 'Demonizing' The CCP.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 28, 2021 03:59 PM (M119n)

167 Imagine an entire religion just made up in a bar on a bet. And it's all true.

Posted by: Tom C at June 28, 2021 03:59 PM (vN+oL)

168 "Jesus loves you" sounds as absurd to these nutters as their pretentious word salad sounds to a normal sane person.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 28, 2021 03:59 PM (6FeV1)

169
You know what, though?

Jefferson Starship was right all along --

All we are is dust in the wind.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 28, 2021 03:59 PM (OAYzD)

170 Also, I apologize for doing math on the blog at 118. Here's a pretty girl as an act of contrition:
https://is.gd/vHWhra
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Damn, those eyes!
She's definitely out-worldly.
You need to be more contrite!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 28, 2021 03:59 PM (axyOa)

171
"Many spiritually advanced people I know (not coweringly religious, mind you, but deeply spiritual) identify Obama as a Lightworker, that rare kind of attuned being who has the ability to lead us not merely to new foreign policies or health care plans or whatnot, but who can actually help usher in a new way of being on the planet, of relating and connecting and engaging with this bizarre earthly experiment. These kinds of people actually help us evolve. They are philosophers and peacemakers of a very high order, and they speak not just to reason or emotion, but to the soul."

- Mark Morford (America's Stupidest Columnist), 2008

Better check that birth certificate again.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 28, 2021 03:59 PM (mht8P)

172 'Mostly Harmless'

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 28, 2021 03:59 PM (dfRN6)

173 This explains the increase in UFO sightings, I guess.

I suggest these starseeds jump back on their ride outta here.

I might join them.

Posted by: Czech Chick at June 28, 2021 04:00 PM (haWye)

174 Didn't obama have something to say about the ongoing fedgov ufo reports and new religions being formed?

Posted by: Methos at June 28, 2021 04:00 PM (kOpft)

175 Siriusly?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. (HaL55) at June 28, 2021 04:00 PM (HaL55)

176 I still say the Horde should pool resources and buy Belize, or Guatemala.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 28, 2021 03:58 PM (jvt6t)
........

I hear Guatemala is going to be half off over the holiday weekend.

Posted by: wth at June 28, 2021 04:00 PM (v0R5T)

177 It was a mistake to leave the trees

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 28, 2021 04:00 PM (ez80R)

178 I still say the Horde should pool resources and buy Belize, or Guatemala.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 28, 2021 03:58 PM (jvt6t)

As "Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks " walks into the room...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 28, 2021 04:00 PM (6FeV1)

179 129 >>Are Starseeds supposed to have some aura surrounding them?

It's more like a nimbus.
Posted by: garrett at June 28, 2021 03:55 PM (AhIPy)

------

Advertising for his wife's starseeding bull, David French insists on one who also identifies as a Torus.

Posted by: ShainS at June 28, 2021 04:00 PM (0o67c)

180 How do you get star-splooge out of a blue dress??

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: bill clinton at June 28, 2021 04:00 PM (UHVv4)

181 Technically, we ARE starbabies in that all atoms that comprise our bodies are from ancient stars that exploded.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at June 28, 2021 04:00 PM (xopIz)

182 Do You Identify as an Alien Spirit Inhabiting a Human Body?
does it mean i have to eat tic-tacs?

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at June 28, 2021 04:01 PM (v3pYe)

183 I am certainly not a reptilian!

*discretely hides long, scaly tail under a cushion*

Posted by: Ruthless at June 28, 2021 04:01 PM (/uaBM)

184 Jefferson Starship was right all along --

All we are is dust in the wind.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 28, 2021 03:59 PM (OAYzD)

Fucking EVERY time.....

Posted by: Kansas at June 28, 2021 04:01 PM (jvt6t)

185 144 I just got a letter from the CO Dept. of Public Health urging me to get vaccinated

Saw that at Complete Colorado...we're all going to be getting them. Texts too. They know.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 28, 2021 04:01 PM (Bmy3R)

186 >Jefferson Starship was right all along --

All we are is dust in the wind.



sorry, that was James Brown and the Famous Flames

Posted by: DB- just DB (iTXRQ) at June 28, 2021 04:01 PM (iTXRQ)

187
I still say the Horde should pool resources and buy Belize, or Guatemala.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 28, 2021 03:58 PM (jvt6t)

___________

Is there anyone left in Guatemala or have they all come here?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 28, 2021 04:01 PM (mht8P)

188 "Many spiritually advanced people I know (not coweringly religious, mind you, but deeply spiritual) identify Obama as a Lightworker, that rare kind of attuned being who has the ability to lead us not merely to new foreign policies or health care plans or whatnot, but who can actually help usher in a new way of being on the planet, of relating and connecting and engaging with this bizarre earthly experiment. These kinds of people actually help us evolve. They are philosophers and peacemakers of a very high order, and they speak not just to reason or emotion, but to the soul."

- Mark Morford (America's Stupidest Columnist), 2008

So Obama was kinda like George Floyd then? Teach us, O Wise One.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 28, 2021 04:01 PM (BpI5R)

189 Hey Bif, did you recommend Relic by Alan Dean Foster a few weeks back? I got it and am enjoying it so far.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 28, 2021 04:01 PM (PiwSw)

190 Imagine an entire religion just made up in a bar on a bet. And it's all true.
Posted by: Tom C at June 28, 2021 03:59 PM (vN+oL)

I remember the Baghwan Rashnishi in Oregon. I think it would be a blast to do up a complete business case for a new religion and put it on Shark Tank.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 28, 2021 04:01 PM (axyOa)

191 It was a mistake to leave the trees
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 28, 2021 04:00 PM (ez80R)
++++
Look at these assholes claiming to be hyper-advanced and they can't even get their grooming behavior and associated rituals right.

I swear, it was a mistake to ever crawl out of the primeval seas and climb these damned trees.

Posted by: Tree-dwelling pre-human, disgusted with his co-speciests at June 28, 2021 04:01 PM (Jsjd7)

192 Anyone who claims to be spiritually advanced won't like the judgement seat.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 28, 2021 04:02 PM (YdMwc)

193 105 degrees F here.
"Feels like" 113 F.

Like I said on an earlier thread, probably 90% of people don't have A/C here. They all say, "It's only three weeks every summer."

Posted by: bonhomme at June 28, 2021 04:02 PM (YYlyE)

194 Starseeds (also known as starchildren, star people, lightworkers,
crystal children, et al.) believe that they're human bodies inhabited by
advanced extraterrestrial or interdimensional souls.
now wait a gosh darn minute here. i remember being told that obama was a lightworker. does that mean he is an undocumented human?

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at June 28, 2021 04:02 PM (v3pYe)

195 Anna it was a mistake to get out of the water

Posted by: Skip at June 28, 2021 04:02 PM (Cxk7w)

196 starseed = demons

Posted by: Archer at June 28, 2021 04:02 PM (gmo/4)

197 People seemed to be hardwired for a belief system of some kind. If they can't bring themselves to follow a more traditional system (e.g. Judeo-Christianity), then they'll make something up that conforms to their particular world-view.
Posted by: Lord Squirrel at June 28, 2021 03:43 PM (ZIoLS)

In the words of the great Aaron Tippin, "You've got to stand for something, or you'll fall for anything."

https://tinyurl.com/4kwjxdmf

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 28, 2021 04:02 PM (2JVJo)

198 182 Do You Identify as an Alien Spirit Inhabiting a Human Body?
does it mean i have to eat tic-tacs?
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at June 28, 2021 04:01 PM (v3pYe)

No. You do have to get Crocs, though.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 28, 2021 04:02 PM (BpI5R)

199
For instance, the fake weather propaganda website "accuweather" just told me that yesterday was "the hottest day ever in Portland/Seattle." Ever!

We are angering So-Lar, the god of the Sun!!

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 28, 2021 04:02 PM (OAYzD)

200 If you can plug in Rick Moranis's speech about The Third Reconciliation from Ghostbusters and not miss a beat, your new religion is bananas.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 28, 2021 04:02 PM (QU5/8)

201 The Starseeds demanded and got the....Beyond Meat movement.

Posted by: torabora at June 28, 2021 04:03 PM (Y274z)

202 Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 28, 2021 03:59 PM (M119n)

WTAF?

To these people, if you think immigration should be controlled or if there was a bit of funny business in the last election, you're a horrible un-Christian racist who needs to open their heart and lose their h8. But that CCP, they're angels!

I should have just sat out the 2004 election. Seems like the only votes I haven't some to regret (yet) are the ones for that "vulgar" real estate developer from Manhattan.

Posted by: Thrawn at June 28, 2021 04:03 PM (Rl7KJ)

203 Obola was alleged to be a lightw*rker...

in reality though, all he was is a lightweight POS.

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at June 28, 2021 04:03 PM (QNtl8)

204 Jefferson Starship was right all along --

All we are is dust in the wind.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 28, 2021 03:59 PM (OAYzD)

Fucking EVERY time.....
Posted by: Kansas at June 28, 2021 04:01 PM (jvt6t)
***

Snort!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 28, 2021 04:03 PM (axyOa)

205 I thought James Brown did "We Built This City, and I Feel Good!"

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 28, 2021 04:03 PM (Bmy3R)

206 163 Is Ace our god? Are the cobs his angels? Are we a cult or a religion? Questions to ponder.
Posted by: Ruthless at June 28, 2021 03:58 PM (/uaBM)

So which noun would apply to the cob with the biggest banhammer(tm) and whom gets voluntold to go forth and measure hammers.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 28, 2021 04:03 PM (VcFUs)

207 And these "Starseeds" are of course the same people who denigrate practicing Jews and Christians and talk disparagingly about "Big Daddy in the sky", which is odd really since they believe in a daddy seed from other planets.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Yeah, it just appears on the surface to be some sort of harmless paganism, but it actually is another mask of the Great Deceiver.
Hah, fooled you again!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....Living on the prison planet at June 28, 2021 04:03 PM (vcOmj)

208 177 It was a mistake to leave the trees

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 28, 2021 04:00 PM (ez80R)

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LOL. You could post this in virtually every thread now ...

Posted by: ShainS at June 28, 2021 04:03 PM (0o67c)

209 We are looking at 7-10 days of 100+ here, this week.

I fucking hate Summer.

Posted by: garrett at June 28, 2021 04:03 PM (l9Ab7)

210 Is Ace our god? Are the cobs his angels? Are we a cult or a religion? Questions to ponder.
Posted by: Ruthless at June 28, 2021 03:58 PM


Wait, I thought Ace's god was C3PO.

Posted by: Bert G at June 28, 2021 04:03 PM (LVewt)

211 Face it, these alien spirit people have the cultural high ground.

Posted by: MAGA (stop the steal link in this nic) at June 28, 2021 04:03 PM (eMEkg)

212 102 Why do Outsiders follow Starseeds? Do the Starseeds need Outsiders? These and other questions had a high price tag: one million stars apiece. Apparently, the Outsiders have a high price tag on personal information...

Now, if we could just buy a Hyperdrive shunt from them. Or maybe that cool reactionless drive...
Posted by: Brewingfrog at June 28, 2021 03:51 PM (cjlB3)

====================
Larry Niven. I remember reading his stuff in the 1970's. The UN and One World Government was the future. Gil the ARM and the wonderful all seeing, all powerful ARM, which was the local traffic cops, FBI, CIA, and Military all rolled into one.

Then I read some of his later Nivenverse stories written in the 2000's. His heroes were fighting the corrupted, smothering, bureaucratic UN Government that was stifling all humanity.

He evolved, just like I did.

Posted by: rd at June 28, 2021 04:04 PM (Z32m1)

213 Sidenote: Starseed is a great song by Our Lady Peace.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 28, 2021 04:04 PM (KbCG3)

214 Instead of "Big Daddy in the Sky" I guess they believe in a Big Sperm in the Sky?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 28, 2021 04:04 PM (k39e/)

215 when do we get to plant these seeds?

Posted by: x at June 28, 2021 04:04 PM (oA+QO)

216 I am the alien spirit, Legion.

Posted by: Pigs Are Suicidal, Never Transfer Into Them at June 28, 2021 04:04 PM (fUm2i)

217 I swear, it was a mistake to ever crawl out of the primeval seas and climb these damned trees.

I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.

Posted by: J. Alfred Prufrock at June 28, 2021 04:04 PM (v16oJ)

218 No. You do have to get Crocs, though.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 28, 2021 04:02 PM (BpI5R)


....and a Vespa.

Posted by: Kansas at June 28, 2021 04:04 PM (jvt6t)

219 I identify as a middle-aged man of average intellect inhabiting a world that's gone nuts.

What "star-sign" would that be?

Posted by: red speck at June 28, 2021 04:04 PM (gS3OW)

220 And yet, given these assumptions, there are more "Starseeds" than there are affiliated members of the KKK and Aryan Brotherhood combined...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 28, 2021 03:53 PM (Jsjd7)

Look how far Trannies have gotten...and I am willing to bet that actual people who suffer under the mental illness of not knowing what type of human they are is less than the number of flaky people who believe in crystals, or think they could be descended from Aliens, or believe they are reincarnated Roman Legion Commanders or reincarnated Egyptian Princesses in love with Roman Legion Commanders.

Posted by: Boswell at June 28, 2021 04:04 PM (5iUNf)

221 We are a made of star stuff - Carl Sagan - intelligence debatable

Posted by: Archer at June 28, 2021 04:04 PM (gmo/4)

222 189 Hey Bif, did you recommend Relic by Alan Dean Foster a few weeks back? I got it and am enjoying it so far.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 28, 2021 04:01 PM (PiwSw)

I did! Yeah, i like his work, i also like buying his stuff that the fucking sith mouse don't own.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 28, 2021 04:04 PM (VcFUs)

223 159 None will dare admit to being conceived during a power black out.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 28, 2021 03:58 PM (ez80R)

Or because the condom broke.

Yeah, I'm looking at you, Barack.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 28, 2021 04:04 PM (BpI5R)

224 If I were an alien, you think I'd still be living on this shithole?

Posted by: Broseidon at June 28, 2021 04:05 PM (70U0m)

225 Wasn't Star Seed in The Guardians of the Galaxy?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 28, 2021 04:05 PM (YdMwc)

226 You know what, though?

Jefferson Starship was right all along --

All we are is dust in the wind.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales


Y'know, when I was a kid, my Mom was always after me about dust in my room. Too bad there wasn't enough wind to blow it out the window, into the wind.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....Living on the prison planet at June 28, 2021 04:05 PM (vcOmj)

227 https://youtu.be/e5MAg_yWsq8

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 28, 2021 04:05 PM (QFVV9)

228 And then the edibles kicked in...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 28, 2021 04:05 PM (eZG8R)

229 POLITICO:
Trump lawyer: Manhattan DA won't charge former president Cy Vance's team plans to bring narrowly focused charges in its probe of the Trump Organization, says Ron Fischetti.Manhattan District Attorney Cy Vance has indicated he does not currently plan to charge the Trump Organization with crimes related to allegations of "hush money" payments and real estate value manipulations, according to a personal lawyer for Donald Trump.Ronald Fischetti, a New York attorney who represents the former president, said on Monday that in a meeting last week, he asked Vance's team for details on charges they were considering.

Posted by: SMOD at June 28, 2021 04:05 PM (RHGPo)

230 Seriously, when I was in college I and a couple of friends made up a fake religion. It was a big joke. We made up chants and had themed parties. It got to be a bit scary because it started to look like some of our followers were starting to take it seriously. It started to spread, too, and I would run into it among outsiders. People are programmed to follow things I guess, no matter how nutty.

Posted by: Ruthless at June 28, 2021 04:06 PM (/uaBM)

231
None will dare admit to being conceived during a power black out.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 28, 2021 03:58 PM (ez80R)

__________

I'm likely a result of New Year's Eve.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 28, 2021 04:06 PM (mht8P)

232 off flat sock

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 28, 2021 04:06 PM (jvt6t)

233 I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.

Posted by: J. Alfred Prufrock

Hey J! Why did the women come and go, speaking of Michelangelo?

I always wondered about that.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 28, 2021 04:06 PM (Rvt88)

234 I, am not an Alien in a Human body... I am NOT a Star Child...

I do have a piece of Elvis in me however.... because....

Elvis, is everywhere.... in Everyone...

Except of course, Michael J. Fox, who is the Anti Elvis.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 28, 2021 04:06 PM (oHd/0)

235 I'm likely a result of New Year's Eve.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 28, 2021 04:06 PM (mht8P)

Valentines day, here.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 28, 2021 04:06 PM (6FeV1)

236 Who signed up to fully relive the 70s?

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at June 28, 2021 04:06 PM (uhPTO)

237 203 Obola was alleged to be a lightw*rker...

in reality though, all he was is a lightweight POS.
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at June 28, 2021 04:03 PM (QNtl

Misquoted. People said he was a "light in the loafers worker."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 28, 2021 04:07 PM (BpI5R)

238 >>I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.


Shutup and unroll your trousers, old man!

Posted by: garrett at June 28, 2021 04:07 PM (0ni2j)

239 OT: The NFL wants you to know, "Football is gay"
https://youtu.be/fzBWMUW1juY

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 28, 2021 04:07 PM (0M2wm)

240 And of course there is the band Starfucker.
I like them.

Posted by: torabora at June 28, 2021 04:07 PM (Y274z)

241 Isn't this the plot to one of the XCOM games?
Basically extra dimensional aliens start their invasion by starting cults like this just to screw with humanity? And then of course, they actually DO find a way to mind control the people in the cults.


Posted by: 18-1 at June 28, 2021 04:08 PM (DpkTQ)

242 239 OT: The NFL wants you to know, "Football is gay"
https://youtu.be/fzBWMUW1juY
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 28, 2021 04:07 PM (0M2wm)

=========

Some defensive linebacker is going to shoot someone this weekend.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 28, 2021 04:08 PM (eZG8R)

243 Hey J! Why did the women come and go, speaking of Michelangelo?


Simple. They're fans of the Teenage Mutant ninja Turtles.

Guh.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 28, 2021 04:08 PM (EERbD)

244 230 Seriously, when I was in college I and a couple of friends made up a fake religion. It was a big joke. We made up chants and had themed parties. It got to be a bit scary because it started to look like some of our followers were starting to take it seriously. It started to spread, too, and I would run into it among outsiders. People are programmed to follow things I guess, no matter how nutty.
Posted by: Ruthless at June 28, 2021 04:06 PM (/uaBM)

Remember a few years back when Rand Paul was being raked over the coals for the Aqua Buddha thing?

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 28, 2021 04:08 PM (oHd/0)

245 This crap about vibrations is incredible to me. It's everywhere. Including in the church.

It was funny when Star Trek NG used to solve every problem by phase and phase shifts.

I'm going to ask the next idiot who brings up vibrations and frequency if they mean the electromagnetic spectrum or longitudinal waves traveling through a physical medium.

Plus let's hear it for team amplitude.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 28, 2021 04:08 PM (yL25O)

246 POLITICO:
Trump lawyer: Manhattan DA won't charge former president Cy Vance's team plans to bring narrowly focused charges in its probe of the Trump Organization, says Ron Fischetti.Manhattan District Attorney Cy Vance has indicated he does not currently plan to charge the Trump Organization with crimes related to allegations of "hush money" payments and real estate value manipulations, according to a personal lawyer for Donald Trump.Ronald Fischetti, a New York attorney who represents the former president, said on Monday that in a meeting last week, he asked Vance's team for details on charges they were considering.
Posted by: SMOD at June 28, 2021 04:05 PM (RHGPo)

All to generate Headlines.
The media will play along of course.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 28, 2021 04:08 PM (mR6Gs)

247 Who signed up to fully relive the 70s?
Posted by: Grudge Harbor

Maybe this time I'll remember it.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 28, 2021 04:08 PM (Rvt88)

248 >I swear, it was a mistake to ever crawl out of the primeval seas and climb these damned trees.



it was a mistake to ever learn how to self-replicate

Posted by: DB- just DB (iTXRQ) at June 28, 2021 04:08 PM (iTXRQ)

249 240 And of course there is the band Starfucker.
I like them.
Posted by: torabora at June 28, 2021 04:07 PM (Y274z)

You'd burn up before you'd even get a chance to decadently bond with a star though, *srednop*

Posted by: Thrawn at June 28, 2021 04:08 PM (Rl7KJ)

250 Blessed are the cheese makers star seeds.

Posted by: Archer at June 28, 2021 04:09 PM (gmo/4)

251
In an earlier age of Man, these useless cranks would have been locked away in a tower if from a rich family, or would have starved to death if from a poor family.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 28, 2021 04:09 PM (cenAe)

252 OT: The NFL wants you to know, "Football is gay"
Well, for the record I've always been fond of a nice tight end!

Posted by: Barack Obama at June 28, 2021 04:09 PM (DpkTQ)

253 I've been reading F. Paul Wilson's Repairman Jack series lately and he makes fun of this type of thinking. He has "Dormentalism" which is a very thinly veiled version of Scientology. He also has "Kickers" which is a self-actualization philosophy based on selfishness and greed. Adherents are no different than Antifa or BLM thugs. But they are "dissimilated" which makes their anti-social behavior OK. And they are quite literally infected with "other" DNA.
Posted by: Lord Squirrel at June 28, 2021 03:50 PM


I love the Repairman Jack books. I haven't found too many people aware of them.

Posted by: idlan at June 28, 2021 04:09 PM (IOYxX)

254 I used to be inhabited by a star seed alien conciseness but my super straight biology proved too toxic for it's survival.

Posted by: Max Power at June 28, 2021 04:09 PM (Hucnr)

255 Elvis, is everywhere.... in Everyone...

Except of course, Michael J. Fox, who is the Anti Elvis.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 28, 2021 04:06 PM (oHd/0)


Elvis eats boats!

Posted by: Mojo Nixon at June 28, 2021 04:09 PM (PiwSw)

256 Obola was alleged to be a lightw*rker...

He was. He was a "light" worker.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 28, 2021 04:09 PM (mR6Gs)

257 Hey J! Why did the women come and go, speaking of Michelangelo?

I always wondered about that.
Posted by: Tonypete

'er now! If ye saw that there statchy a' David, all up close and personal like ... you'd say a few things too !!!!

Posted by: Adriane the Muttering Women Critic ... ... at June 28, 2021 04:09 PM (okV1R)

258 230 Seriously, when I was in college I and a couple of friends made up a fake religion. It was a big joke. We made up chants and had themed parties. It got to be a bit scary because it started to look like some of our followers were starting to take it seriously. It started to spread, too, and I would run into it among outsiders. People are programmed to follow things I guess, no matter how nutty.
Posted by: Ruthless at June 28, 2021 04:06 PM (/uaBM)

=========

Leave my elevator alone!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 28, 2021 04:09 PM (eZG8R)

259 138 "Take me to your leader."

Posted by: wth at June 28, 2021 03:56 PM (v0R5T)

"Can't. He put a lid on today around 9 am."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 28, 2021 04:09 PM (BpI5R)

260 My pronouns are Galactic Overlord and Your Highness.

Adjust your addressing me appropriately.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 28, 2021 04:09 PM (OCTRt)

261 236 Who signed up to fully relive the 70s?
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at June 28, 2021 04:06 PM (uhPTO)

...

People on LSD were operating closer to reality than a lot of these folks.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 28, 2021 04:10 PM (yL25O)

262
Plus let's hear it for team amplitude.
Posted by: TexasDan at June 28, 2021 04:08 PM (yL25O)

Slacker.

Posted by: Multiplexed frequencies - at June 28, 2021 04:10 PM (VcFUs)

263 crusty starseed sock off

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at June 28, 2021 04:10 PM (UHVv4)

264 Alexandra Daddario would be a likely candidate for some Starseed.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 28, 2021 04:10 PM (axyOa)

265 195 Anna it was a mistake to get out of the water

Posted by: Skip at June 28, 2021 04:02 PM (Cxk7w)

------

They didn't know about shrinkage.

[h/t George Costanza]

Posted by: ShainS at June 28, 2021 04:10 PM (Lhx7x)

266 +1 for Starfucker... although my first thought was "one who fucks stars" as in a groupie.

Or Jane Fonda

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 28, 2021 04:10 PM (3H9h1)

267 OT: The NFL wants you to know, "Football is gay"
Well, for the record I've always been fond of a nice tight end!
Posted by: Barack Obama at June 28, 2021 04:09 PM (DpkTQ)

Or a WIDE receiver!

Posted by: Moochelle at June 28, 2021 04:10 PM (mR6Gs)

268 259 138 "Take me to your leader."

Posted by: wth at June 28, 2021 03:56 PM (v0R5T)

"Can't. He put a lid on today around 9 am."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 28, 2021 04:09 PM (BpI5R)

========

I will not kneel to Loki.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 28, 2021 04:10 PM (eZG8R)

269 We are stardust, we are golden, blah, blah , blah, hippie shit, blah, blah, back to the garden (that we don't believe in)

It hasn't changed in 60 years.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 28, 2021 04:11 PM (jvt6t)

270
I bought a recommendation from yesterday's Book Thread and it was, I'm afraid, unreadable muck.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 28, 2021 04:11 PM (mht8P)

271 Those star seeds stole out dates!

Posted by: Archer at June 28, 2021 04:11 PM (gmo/4)

272 I'm going to ask the next idiot who brings up vibrations and frequency
if they mean the electromagnetic spectrum or longitudinal waves
traveling through a physical medium.
Bonus points if you ask them if they are doing anything about E/M radiation that's almost certainly in their home RIGHT NOW.


Posted by: 18-1 at June 28, 2021 04:11 PM (DpkTQ)

273 So, are you of, the body?

Posted by: Landrieu.... at June 28, 2021 04:11 PM (oHd/0)

274 >We are a made of star stuff - Carl Sagan - intelligence debatable
Posted by: Archer


well, science tells us that all the atoms in the universe were created after the big bang, and since matter can't be destroyed, all those atoms have to end up somewhere, including inside us

Unless I'm Completely Wrong™

Posted by: DB- just DB (iTXRQ) at June 28, 2021 04:11 PM (iTXRQ)

275 I'd give anything to relive the 70s right about now. This is 1000x worse.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 28, 2021 04:11 PM (Bmy3R)

276 And you all wonder why we sent Flight Leader Serpentine and his squadrons to fuck your shit up.

Posted by: Imperious Leader at June 28, 2021 04:11 PM (BRpqW)

277 I remember corresponding with the Zetas on a USENET newsgroup in the mid-90s. Perhaps this is the "Aftertime" that they were referring to. I was expecting more earthquakes and volcanic eruptions, though.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at June 28, 2021 04:12 PM (TNyrE)

278 Who signed up to fully relive the 70s?
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at June 28, 2021 04:06 PM (uhPTO)

I would take the '70's in all it's innocent weirdness that this Fac-SHIT show we have today

Posted by: JoeF. at June 28, 2021 04:12 PM (mR6Gs)

279 We are a made of star stuff - Carl Sagan

We are golden, and we got to get ourselves back to the gard...oops. Wrong song.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 28, 2021 04:12 PM (Bmy3R)

280 272 I'm going to ask the next idiot who brings up vibrations and frequency
if they mean the electromagnetic spectrum or longitudinal waves
traveling through a physical medium.
Bonus points if you ask them if they are doing anything about E/M radiation that's almost certainly in their home RIGHT NOW.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 28, 2021 04:11 PM (DpkTQ)

Retired Radar Tech here... ask them about Heterodyning sidebands... then watch their heads explode.

Posted by: Landrieu.... at June 28, 2021 04:12 PM (oHd/0)

281 OT: The NFL wants you to know, "Football is gay"
Well, for the record I've always been fond of a nice tight end!
Posted by: Barack Obama at June 28, 2021 04:09 PM (DpkTQ)


Barack was a halfblack.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 28, 2021 04:12 PM (S6plB)

282 There's a Star Man waiting in the sky, he'd like to come and meet us but he thinks he'll blow our minds.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 28, 2021 04:12 PM (yQpMk)

283

We are stardust, we are golden
We are billion year old carbon,
And we got to get ourselves back to the garden.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 28, 2021 04:12 PM (63Dwl)

284 which is entirely possible

Posted by: DB- just DB (iTXRQ) at June 28, 2021 04:12 PM (iTXRQ)

285 153 So is the population of the Earth's psychotics increasing, or is it just that there exist more technological platforms with which to advertise?
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 28, 2021 03:57 PM (aXxgO)

-----------------
40 years ago, "That's nice Tabitha, now go back into your room and play with your dolls. ... I swear Jean, I think Frank and I will be stuck with that child our whole lives."

Posted by: rd at June 28, 2021 04:13 PM (Z32m1)

286 This Starseed nonsense sounds like an updated rehash of the New Age stuff rife in the early Internet and pervasive in pop culture back then but much of it tapered off (or seemed to) after the Heavens Gate mass suicide.

It goes back to G.K. Chesterton's famous quote, "When men stop believing in God they don't believe in nothing; they believe in anything."

Posted by: troyriser at June 28, 2021 04:13 PM (pYLCQ)

287 squid_hunt: "The social safety net is too big and effective."

Yeah, that probably contributes. But the psychosis remains hidden in a dormant state until the environment changes enough for them to let their freak flags fly. I just wonder if there's a tangible increase in numbers of those possessing this recessive trait. Are human brains evolving into more psychotic states because generations of cultures have enabled survivability of these weaker forms, or is the inherent psychosis stable through human heritage only briefly ebbing and flowing depending on "profitability" of its expression?

I guess I'm out of my element here and lack even the terminology to address it. It's just so much BS and offensive to even consider it academically. Clinically, sure. But not academically.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 28, 2021 04:13 PM (aXxgO)

288 I was being facishish about zombie Carl.

Posted by: Archer at June 28, 2021 04:13 PM (gmo/4)

289 So on the one hand I believe alien stuff is a bunch of crap since no one can show me a clear smart phone video of one...but if you were an alien civilization trying to sabotage ours wouldn't it look like the world RIGHT NOW?

God help us if some future Fauci gets a broadcast from space and just decides to create the lifeforms they give us instructions to create.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 28, 2021 04:13 PM (DpkTQ)

290 Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from the cosmos?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 28, 2021 04:13 PM (kTF2Z)

291 >rolls eyes and departs>

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight (Mzdiz) at June 28, 2021 04:13 PM (Mzdiz)

292 it was a mistake to ever learn how to self-replicate
Posted by: DB- just DB (iTXRQ) at June 28, 2021 04:08 PM (iTXRQ)

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."

All this nonsense has to go.

Posted by: Eat the Eloi at June 28, 2021 04:13 PM (V3EEC)

293 272 I'm going to ask the next idiot who brings up vibrations and frequency if they mean the electromagnetic spectrum or longitudinal waves traveling through a physical medium.

Bring up normal modes. And modes that identify as normal.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 28, 2021 04:14 PM (S6plB)

294 "Didn't Art Bell cover this one?"

Yes, you have the Grays, which are like worker bees.
Then, the Reptilians. You really don't want to get on their bad side...
Then, the Nordics. Kind of look, well, nordic.
Then, ordinary humans who are perfectly possessed. These have been very popular lately, you see them everywhere.

Posted by: Art Bell at June 28, 2021 04:14 PM (aAP3z)

295 272 I'm going to ask the next idiot who brings up vibrations and frequency
if they mean the electromagnetic spectrum or longitudinal waves
traveling through a physical medium.
Bonus points if you ask them if they are doing anything about E/M radiation that's almost certainly in their home RIGHT NOW.


Posted by: 18-1 at June 28, 2021 04:11 PM (DpkTQ)

********

You should see my Poynting vector!

Posted by: Blor Utar, From Zimtok-5 at June 28, 2021 04:14 PM (xxG/v)

296 Right Wing Watch got their YouTube channel back.

Banned for less than one day.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 28, 2021 04:14 PM (OssQ4)

297 220 And yet, given these assumptions, there are more "Starseeds" than there are affiliated members of the KKK and Aryan Brotherhood combined...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 28, 2021 03:53 PM (Jsjd7)

Look how far Trannies have gotten...and I am willing to bet that actual people who suffer under the mental illness of not knowing what type of human they are is less than the number of flaky people who believe in crystals, or think they could be descended from Aliens, or believe they are reincarnated Roman Legion Commanders or reincarnated Egyptian Princesses in love with Roman Legion Commanders.
Posted by: Boswell at June 28, 2021 04:04 PM (5iUNf)


-------

Posted by: MAGA (stop the steal link in this nic) at June 28, 2021 04:14 PM (eMEkg)

298 Retired Radar Tech here... ask them about Heterodyning sidebands... then watch their heads explode.
Posted by: Landrieu.... at June 28, 2021 04:12 PM (oHd/0)


Who doesn't like a little backlobe?

Posted by: Diogenes at June 28, 2021 04:14 PM (axyOa)

299 Retired Radar Tech here... ask them about Heterodyning sidebands... then watch their heads explode.
Posted by: Landrieu

I experienced Heterodyning sidebands once. Once the swelling went down, it wasn't too bad.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 28, 2021 04:14 PM (Rvt88)

300 "I find myself increasingly disconnecting from the current culture. Frankly the internet has helped spread all of this, if the internet went out forever it would be a blessing for humanity. I'm right at the point of disconnecting from the internet entirely and going full Luddite."

I'm much more lucid after being censored from Instapundit. I was getting radicalized with PJMs daily 8 course meals of "you won't believe what the Left did next!" clickbait.

"Let me put on my shocked face!" would have gotten old 4 years straight. Yes, we know this all happened "unexpectedly". Again. What comes after the 31st joke about how we are shocked to find gambling in this establishment. Or is that it?

Spoiler: Yup, that's it. But ACT NOW and for the permanent discount hyped at $19.95, go VIP to pay Driscoll to rub your nose in NeverTrumper filth every morning. No fetish is too cuck for Pajamas Media!

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 28, 2021 04:14 PM (83lwH)

301 > I'd give anything to relive the 70s right about now. This is 1000x worse.
Posted by: Guy Smiley


I want a do-over of 1991. I got laid regularly, had a flat belly and all my teeth and hair

Posted by: DB- just DB (iTXRQ) at June 28, 2021 04:14 PM (iTXRQ)

302 Love and life interested me so
That I dared to knock at the Door of the Cosmos

- Sun Ra "Door of the Cosmos"

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 28, 2021 04:14 PM (Bmy3R)

303
Are they serving Kool-Aid? That's when you worry.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 28, 2021 04:14 PM (mht8P)

304 Barack was a halfblack.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 28, 2021 04:12 PM (S6plB)

Kamala will soon be the Quarterblack of the country

Posted by: JoeF. at June 28, 2021 04:15 PM (mR6Gs)

305 Duke for the win.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 28, 2021 04:15 PM (jvt6t)

306
Babylon Bee is now in Cartoon form!

a new vid on their yootoobs:

https://youtu.be/20cE8Xz38Cw

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 28, 2021 04:15 PM (OAYzD)

307 296 Right Wing Watch got their YouTube channel back.


Knew that was coming. The celebration was premature.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 28, 2021 04:15 PM (Bmy3R)

308 Yeah, that probably contributes. But the psychosis remains hidden in a dormant state until the environment changes enough for them to let their freak flags fly. I just wonder if there's a tangible increase in numbers of those possessing this recessive trait.

My guess: we always had idiots like this around, but were blissfully unaware of them. But now, having closed down mental institutions and having the internet, it's hard to escape noticing them.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 28, 2021 04:15 PM (S6plB)

309 There's a Star Man waiting in the sky, he'd like to come and meet us but he thinks he'll blow our minds. wangs.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 28, 2021 04:12 PM (yQpMk)

Original lyrics, don't you know, dear boy.

Posted by: Zombie David Bowie at June 28, 2021 04:15 PM (EERbD)

310 230 Seriously, when I was in college I and a couple of friends made up a fake religion. It was a big joke. ... It started to spread, too, and I would run into it among outsiders. People are programmed to follow things I guess, no matter how nutty.
Posted by: Ruthless at June 28, 2021 04:06 PM (/uaBM)

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Most people tacitly acknowledge the existence of a Creator. Beyond that, things get really squirrelly. Most religions peddle some sort of sense of gaining the attention of and currying favor with that Creator and/or gaining the powers that the Creator already has.

Even in Christianity, which is actually the opposite of this -- God is Holy, perfect, and righteous to the point that our sinful selves cannot even be in His presence, and no matter what we *do* we cannot earn Salvation, hence the necessity for Jesus Christ to willingly sacrifice Himself as atonement for us -- even in Christianity the "Law of Attraction" seeps in here and there. Be it in Prosperity Gospel, Word of Faith, the NAR, all promise control over the world and power equivalent to God's. People hunger for power and control.

Posted by: reason at June 28, 2021 04:15 PM (CGjum)

311 Didn't Art Bell cover this one?"

Yes, you have the Grays, which are like worker bees.

Posted by: Art Bell

You have the Grays. Then you have the Greys. Then you have the Gray Greys. And then the Grey Grays.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 28, 2021 04:16 PM (OCTRt)

312 I swear, it was a mistake to ever crawl out of the primeval seas and climb these damned trees.

Not my fault you're doing it wrong.

Posted by: 1x4x9 Black Obelisk at June 28, 2021 04:16 PM (kOpft)

313 I want a do-over of 1991. I got laid regularly, had a flat belly and all my teeth and hair
Posted by: DB- just DB (iTXRQ) at June 28, 2021 04:14 PM (iTXRQ)

Let me guess.....you got married in 1992?

Posted by: JoeF. at June 28, 2021 04:16 PM (mR6Gs)

314
Retired Radar Tech here... ask them about Heterodyning sidebands... then watch their heads explode.
Posted by: Landrieu.... at June 28, 2021 04:12 PM (oHd/0)


Heh. I've got your high level traveling wave tube right here.
*lifts 75lb vacume tube*
*pharts*
Ow! My sciatica!

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 28, 2021 04:16 PM (VcFUs)

315 Right Wing Watch got their YouTube channel back.

Banned for less than one day.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled


Surprise! Surprise! Surprise!

I feel about as dumb as Gomer Pyle somedays.
The only Marine from the '60's that never went to 'Nam.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....Living on the prison planet at June 28, 2021 04:16 PM (vcOmj)

316 Which bathroom does a box breathing, uniculturan star man use?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 28, 2021 04:16 PM (63Dwl)

317 The Heterodyning sidebands opened for someone in the seventies, but damn if I remember.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 28, 2021 04:17 PM (kTF2Z)

318 Right Wing Watch got their YouTube channel back.


Knew that was coming. The celebration was premature.
Posted by: Guy Smiley


A bunch of people need to report them again.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 28, 2021 04:17 PM (OCTRt)

319 The Reptilians want to eat us. The Greys want to anal probe us. The Tall Whites...I'm not sure what they want to do to us, and I'm not eager to find out.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 28, 2021 04:17 PM (Bmy3R)

320 Heterodyning sidebands are OK, it's the homodyning sidebands that are pain in the butt.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 28, 2021 04:17 PM (pJade)

321 You have the Grays. Then you have the Greys. Then you have the Gray Greys. And then the Grey Grays.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 28, 2021 04:16 PM (OCTRt)

That's cray-cray.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 28, 2021 04:17 PM (jvt6t)

322 landrieu, my dad did/does radar. He used to work for that big aerospace co up here in the pnw and is now a contractor.

Posted by: funsize at June 28, 2021 04:17 PM (Jc5GQ)

323 So is the population of the Earth's psychotics increasing
There is a theory that associative selection - basically math/computer/science types having kids together is leading to more autism. The theory being their are genes that make you more interested/smart/whatever in that area that also lead to autism.

60 years ago the successful manager at IBM was probably married to a former prom queen. Twenty years ago he was married to some female techie. Today of course he is married to some otherkin sexually fluid tranny or something like that.

So...the problem will fix itself I guess?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 28, 2021 04:17 PM (DpkTQ)

324 I would also point out that the latest thing is Transhumanism, or put another way, the belief that we are as gods. Someone referenced a commencement speech earlier.
This was otherwise known as Original Sin.

Posted by: Art Bell at June 28, 2021 04:18 PM (aAP3z)

325 I blame the mamby-pamby who stopped Ooog from braining the first guy to bring crap like this up in the cave in the Neander Valley.

Posted by: Archer at June 28, 2021 04:18 PM (gmo/4)

326 There's so many spirits around, no wonder it's so easy to get drunk.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 28, 2021 04:18 PM (OU+8W)

327
Do those Reptilians have Shabbos mammals?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 28, 2021 04:18 PM (mht8P)

328 I'd give anything to relive the 70s right about now. This is 1000x worse.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 28, 2021 04:11 PM (Bmy3R)

Imagine explaining Gay Marriage, Transgenders, FBI spying on the President, and every other major political story to someone in Des Moines Iowa in 1965?

They would lock you up, because back then, they actually had insane asylums, and what you are saying is impossible. This is the United States of America!

Posted by: rd at June 28, 2021 04:18 PM (Z32m1)

329 Sure.. I'll be one of those alien spirits if it pays off

Posted by: It's me donna at June 28, 2021 04:18 PM (Zmnko)

330 I thought we were star dust, billion year old carbon and we have fo get ourselves back to the garden or some such horse crap.

Posted by: Skip at June 28, 2021 04:18 PM (Cxk7w)

331 >Let me guess.....you got married in 1992?
Posted by: JoeF.


nope- trial separation!

Posted by: DB- just DB (iTXRQ) at June 28, 2021 04:18 PM (iTXRQ)

332 307 296 Right Wing Watch got their YouTube channel back.


Knew that was coming. The celebration was premature.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 28, 2021 04:15 PM (Bmy3R)

-----------

Some new-hire saw the words "RIGHT WING," assumed they were pro-conservative, and got triggered.

Oopsie. He got an email from Corporate that YouTube policy is to only ban actual conservative channels.

Posted by: reason at June 28, 2021 04:18 PM (CGjum)

333 Yes, you have the Grays, which are like worker bees.
Then, the Reptilians. You really don't want to get on their bad side...
Then, the Nordics. Kind of look, well, nordic.
Then, ordinary humans who are perfectly possessed. These have been very popular lately, you see them everywhere.
Posted by: Art Bell

Weird out everybody assumes aliens come from outer space.

Posted by: Mel's Hole at June 28, 2021 04:18 PM (8jywh)

334 Retired Radar Tech here... ask them about Heterodyning sidebands... then watch their heads explode.
Posted by: Landrieu.... at June 28, 2021 04:12 PM (oHd/0)


Heh. I've got your high level traveling wave tube right here.
*lifts 75lb vacume tube*
*pharts*
Ow! My sciatica!
Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 28, 2021 04:16 PM (VcFUs)
***

I remember training on the PPS-15 GSR. Supposed to be man-packable. you could walk around with it strapped to your chest. We took turns carrying it. It came to me and I said No Fu*king Way!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 28, 2021 04:19 PM (axyOa)

335 BREAKING: Scottie Pippen accused his former NBA coach Phil Jackson of being a racist

Posted by: SMOD at June 28, 2021 04:19 PM (RHGPo)

336 @323: "So...the problem will fix itself I guess?"

Pretty sure that's how we end up with Beneath the Planet of the Apes.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 28, 2021 04:19 PM (+WWsf)

337 Man, what is with all of these weird cults?

Posted by: Zombie Jim Jones at June 28, 2021 04:19 PM (2SdPm)

338

You have the Grays. Then you have the Greys. Then you have the Gray Greys. And then the Grey Grays.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 28, 2021 04:16 PM (OCTRt)

-----

...Raymond J. Johnson Junior.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 28, 2021 04:19 PM (cenAe)

339 huh, thanks, Ace, I have seen some of these terms around, but I never got the Whole Picture of what they were talking about ...

wow

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 28, 2021 04:19 PM (wHoql)

340 Imagine explaining Gay Marriage, Transgenders, FBI spying on the President, and every other major political story to someone in Des Moines Iowa in 1965?

They would lock you up, because back then, they actually had insane asylums, and what you are saying is impossible. This is the United States of America!
Posted by: rd at June 28, 2021 04:18 PM (Z32m1)

Try explaining this in 1995

Posted by: JoeF. at June 28, 2021 04:19 PM (mR6Gs)

341 >I would also point out that the latest thing is Transhumanism, or put another way, the belief that we are as gods.


isn't that what scientologists believe? that if you pony up enough dough and go to all the seminars, you too can be a god?

Posted by: DB- just DB (iTXRQ) at June 28, 2021 04:20 PM (iTXRQ)

342 330 I thought we were star dust, billion year old carbon and we have fo get ourselves back to the garden or some such horse crap.
Posted by: Skip at June 28, 2021 04:18 PM (Cxk7w)

-------------
More emphasis on the B. And you need more than one.

Billions and billions...like that.

Posted by: Carl Sagan at June 28, 2021 04:20 PM (CGjum)

343 Heh. I've got your high level traveling wave tube right here.
*lifts 75lb vacume tube*
*pharts*
Ow! My sciatica!
Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 28, 2021 04:16 PM (VcFUs)

Gold Plated Cavity... Power Klystrons...

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 28, 2021 04:20 PM (oHd/0)

344 335 BREAKING: Scottie Pippen accused his former NBA coach Phil Jackson of being a racist
Posted by: SMOD at June 28, 2021 04:19 PM (RHGPo)

========

He had bad mind thoughts? He had a thought crime?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 28, 2021 04:20 PM (eZG8R)

345 Happy gay pride day! 52 anniversary of stonewall riots.

Posted by: raimondo at June 28, 2021 04:20 PM (qx6Hu)

346 Hayseeds were here first.

Posted by: klaftern at June 28, 2021 04:20 PM (r4sI4)

347
One Sunday at church, the minister started his sermon by asking, "How many of you have been abducted by aliens?" Being a smart alec, I raised my hand.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 28, 2021 04:20 PM (mht8P)

348 Starseeds (also known as starchildren, star people, lightworkers, crystal children,


Is this the group where the men cut off their testicles and penises?

Posted by: Braenyard, (pJade) at June 28, 2021 04:20 PM (pJade)

349 Shit I've known this for years.

Posted by: f'd at June 28, 2021 04:20 PM (Tnijr)

350 Why does god need a starship? - Kirk

Posted by: Archer at June 28, 2021 04:20 PM (gmo/4)

351 "I just got a letter from the CO Dept. of Public Health urging me to get vaccinated"

How many times did they insist it was super safe?

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 28, 2021 04:20 PM (83lwH)

352 >>Manhattan DA won't charge former president

Who couldn't see this coming? I mean, literally every major story by CNN or Politico was how Vance's team had the goods on Trump and the Trump Organization...and yet not one article to date has ever sited a violation of one single law.

It was all wish...

Posted by: Boswell at June 28, 2021 04:21 PM (5iUNf)

353 You have the Grays. Then you have the Greys. Then you have the Gray Greys. And then the Grey Grays.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 28, 2021 04:16 PM (OCTRt)

...Raymond J. Johnson Junior.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 28, 2021 04:19 PM (cenAe)

Thas Raaaaacis...

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 28, 2021 04:21 PM (oHd/0)

354 Fuckin' space hippies!

Posted by: Captain James T. Kirk at June 28, 2021 04:21 PM (4I/2K)

355 I remember this anime, it was called "Love, Chunibyo, and Other Delusions". Chunibyo, also called 7th grade syndrome, as in most people grow the fuck out of it by 8th grade.

Posted by: Devildog_Dan at June 28, 2021 04:21 PM (BgDhY)

356 Second look at dub dub 3?

Posted by: I mean at June 28, 2021 04:21 PM (5cof2)

357 Maybe they MSM's not reporting the cult because they want to believe it.

Posted by: Caliban at June 28, 2021 04:21 PM (HgGBT)

358 Manhattan DA won't charge former president

Yet.. too far from the 22' election

Posted by: It's me donna at June 28, 2021 04:21 PM (Zmnko)

359 Try explaining this in 1995
Posted by: JoeF. at June 28, 2021 04:19 PM (mR6Gs)

2005.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 28, 2021 04:21 PM (WnNQN)

360 Sure.. I'll be one of those alien spirits if it pays off
Posted by: It's me donna at June 28, 2021 04:18 PM (Zmnko)
------------

Word.

Posted by: Winston Zeddemore at June 28, 2021 04:21 PM (2SdPm)

361 "These kinds of people actually help us evolve. They are philosophers and peacemakers of a very high order, and they speak not just to reason or emotion, but to the soul."


yes ... "white people are all racists/supremacists, and they should all give us their stuff, and/or just die"

Yes, Obama spoke to my soul, revealing his openly racist and contemptuous vision/hate of America the Beautiful .. despite his magic carpet ride to the top.

Posted by: illiniwek at June 28, 2021 04:21 PM (Cus5s)

362 Zardozers gonna Zardoz.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at June 28, 2021 04:21 PM (eZwXS)

363 Weird out everybody assumes aliens come from outer space.
Posted by: Mel's Hole at June 28, 2021 04:18 PM (8jywh)

Leave Lori Lightfoot out of this.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 28, 2021 04:22 PM (YqDXo)

364 Well, the gun IS good....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at June 28, 2021 04:22 PM (V6f9+)

365 Oh, so it's sci-fi otherkin.

Posted by: Karen at June 28, 2021 04:22 PM (Dd8S/)

366
"Starseeds"

So help me, I read that at first as "shitheels".

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 28, 2021 04:22 PM (mht8P)

367 >How many times did they insist it was super safe?
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur



oh they had a list of reasons why I should do it--
and if I do it by June 30 my name goes in the hat for a big cash prize

Posted by: DB- just DB (iTXRQ) at June 28, 2021 04:22 PM (iTXRQ)

368 352 >>Manhattan DA won't charge former president

Who couldn't see this coming? I mean, literally every major story by CNN or Politico was how Vance's team had the goods on Trump and the Trump Organization...and yet not one article to date has ever sited a violation of one single law.

It was all wish...
Posted by: Boswell at June 28, 2021 04:21 PM (5iUNf)

=========

And yet, I've been assured that the rule of law is completely meaningless in today's America.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 28, 2021 04:22 PM (eZG8R)

369 How in the world can one show his affinity for the nether world with no genitalia?

Posted by: Braenyard, (pJade) at June 28, 2021 04:22 PM (pJade)

370 364 Well, the gun IS good....
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at June 28, 2021 04:22 PM (V6f9+)

Is it Warm?

Happiness!

Posted by: Beatles at June 28, 2021 04:23 PM (oHd/0)

371 Zardoz brand adult action diapers. For the man on the go.

Posted by: klaftern at June 28, 2021 04:23 PM (r4sI4)

372 Yes, Obama spoke to my soul, revealing his openly racist and contemptuous vision/hate of America the Beautiful .. despite his magic carpet ride to the top.
Posted by: illiniwek at June 28, 2021 04:21 PM (Cus5s)

The beneficiary of a buttload of downfield blocking by the CPUSA.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 28, 2021 04:23 PM (X6HIX)

373 Weird out everybody assumes aliens come from outer space.

No, there are plenty of folks who will talk about transdimensional aliens, because that lets them avoid the issues of space travel within what we know of physics-but then you may as well be (and probably are) talking about demons.

Posted by: Methos at June 28, 2021 04:23 PM (kOpft)

374 364 Well, the gun IS good....
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at June 28, 2021 04:22 PM (V6f9+)

=========

"Don't get me started on the penis, though."
-Floating head

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 28, 2021 04:23 PM (eZG8R)

375 In 2004 the Democrats were gay baiting an R candidate for Senate in NC. In 2006 the tarred the whole R party because one R House member sent questionable emails to young men. in 2008 Obama stated he opposed gay marriage.
So...all of this has happened faster then it seems. Basically in 13 years we've gone from *everyone* opposing gay marriage to being on the verge of forcing men to suck lady penis. Well, and the women, they get a serving of mangina.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 28, 2021 04:23 PM (DpkTQ)

376
New Rule, everyone!

From the same rotten left wing fascists who forced "negro" and "colored" and "black" and "afro-American" on you, are now saying you cannot say "african-American," anymore.

I shit you not.
The left wing Imams at the garbage "university" of the East Coast, Brandeis, just issued this decree.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 28, 2021 04:23 PM (OAYzD)

377 More emphasis on the B. And you need more than one.

Billions and billions...like that.
Posted by: Carl Sagan

I attended a talk by Sagan at Haaaaavad back in the day. The subject was his nuclear winter stuff. At the end of the talk, he opened it up to questions.

The very first question was "Would you please say "Billions and billions."?

He was a great sport - he did to thunderous laughter.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 28, 2021 04:23 PM (Rvt88)

378 Well, the gun IS good....
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at June 28, 2021 04:22 PM (V6f9+)

=========

"Don't get me started on the penis, though."
-Floating head
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 28, 2021 04:23 PM (eZG8R)

Paging Kamala Harris....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at June 28, 2021 04:24 PM (V6f9+)

379 Is lightworker the same as light worker?

Posted by: Jimco Industries at June 28, 2021 04:24 PM (buTO7)

380 341 isn't that what scientologists believe? that if you pony up enough dough and go to all the seminars, you too can be a god?
hmm. i expected the scientology connection to be made through the idea that you can have multiple aliens attached to you. pretty sure l ron hubbard had a way to deal with that situation.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at June 28, 2021 04:24 PM (v3pYe)

381 And yet, I've been assured that the rule of law is completely meaningless in today's America.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 28, 2021 04:22 PM (eZG8R)
--------------

Well, if you're an ordinary peon without the scratch to fight the DA, then, yes, the rule of law is dead.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at June 28, 2021 04:24 PM (2SdPm)

382 @352: "It was all wish..."

Only a matter of time until the Marshal of the United States Supreme Court arrests the Manhattan DA for Russian collusion!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 28, 2021 04:24 PM (+WWsf)

383 The woman pushing back at the WI Spa should have said "I'm triggered by xer penis!"

Posted by: JM in Florida at June 28, 2021 04:24 PM (HCeRP)

384 One Sunday at church, the minister started his
sermon by asking, "How many of you have been abducted by aliens?" Being a
smart alec, I raised my hand.



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 28, 2021 04:20 PM (mht8P)

++++Well, were you?

Posted by: washrivergal at June 28, 2021 04:24 PM (pmLp6)

385
I remember training on the PPS-15 GSR. Supposed to be man-packable. you could walk around with it strapped to your chest. We took turns carrying it. It came to me and I said No Fu*king Way!
Posted by: Diogenes at June 28, 2021 04:19 PM (axyOa)

I no shit had a desk under the klystron tune for the Nike Zeus training radar at Ft. Bliss. Thing was the size of an industrial freezer.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 28, 2021 04:24 PM (VcFUs)

386 Poo.

Tune = tube

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 28, 2021 04:25 PM (VcFUs)

387 I am a 3000th Degree Transcended Enlightened Noncorporeal Pandimensional being. Bring me your hotties.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at June 28, 2021 04:25 PM (II3Gr)

388 335 BREAKING: Scottie Pippen accused his former NBA coach Phil Jackson of being a racist

Well, Jackson did keep that one white guard on the team, year after year. One is one too many!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 28, 2021 04:25 PM (Bmy3R)

389 In 2004 the Democrats were gay baiting an R candidate for Senate in NC. In 2006 the tarred the whole R party because one R House member sent questionable emails to young men. in 2008 Obama stated he opposed gay marriage.
So...all of this has happened faster then it seems. Basically in 13 years we've gone from *everyone* opposing gay marriage

But what was the impetus? Campaign cash from wealthy Hollywood types and rich gays?

What DROVE it?

Posted by: JoeF. at June 28, 2021 04:25 PM (mR6Gs)

390 I just replaced the light bulb in my Himalayan salt lamp yesterday.

Mellows the ions.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 28, 2021 04:25 PM (3DjsT)

391 388 335 BREAKING: Scottie Pippen accused his former NBA coach Phil Jackson of being a racist

Jackson should sue his ass

Posted by: It's me donna at June 28, 2021 04:25 PM (Zmnko)

392 I just read the article in the Post about Gwen Berry, the anthem-hating Olympian. Gwen Berry sounds like a moron. Is that racist?

Posted by: Caliban at June 28, 2021 04:26 PM (HgGBT)

393 The left wing Imams at the garbage "university" of the East Coast, Brandeis, just issued this decree.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales

This 'Brandeis' fella was white, wasn't he?

Burn him!!

Posted by: Tonypete at June 28, 2021 04:26 PM (Rvt88)

394 Outfit looks gay. I know. Guns.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at June 28, 2021 04:26 PM (eZwXS)

395 Who doesn't like a little backlobe?
Posted by: Diogenes at June 28, 2021 04:14 PM (axyOa)

Underlobe gets the NSFW tag.

Posted by: Carl Sagan at June 28, 2021 04:26 PM (CGjum)

396 I am a 3000th Degree Transcended Enlightened Noncorporeal Pandimensional being. Bring me your hotties.
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at June 28, 2021 04:25 PM (II3Gr)
------------

I'll rock your world!

Posted by: Zombie Helen Thomas at June 28, 2021 04:26 PM (2SdPm)

397 395 Who doesn't like a little backlobe?
Posted by: Diogenes at June 28, 2021 04:14 PM (axyOa)

Underlobe gets the NSFW tag.
Posted by: Carl Sagan at June 28, 2021 04:26 PM (CGjum)

Full frontal lobe is right out.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at June 28, 2021 04:27 PM (II3Gr)

398 Geez, in my day you filled your mouth with mayo, popped it all over everybody, and said, "I'm a pimple."

You didn't really believe you were a pimple. WTF is wrong with these weirdos?

Posted by: Zombie John Belushi at June 28, 2021 04:27 PM (mNhhD)

399 The hell with starseeds - spaceseeds rule!
-Khhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnn!


Posted by: Archer at June 28, 2021 04:27 PM (gmo/4)

400

nood lies

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 28, 2021 04:27 PM (OAYzD)

401 This isn't actually all that new.
An ex wife, was into some similar stuff in the early '90's.
One, of the reasons she's an ex.
While Furries still get the bullet, these loons are moving up into second place.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at June 28, 2021 04:27 PM (FtJ1S)

402 "And I suppose if you have two, you can have three or four or ten or thirty."
Matthew 5:9 "My name is Legion for we are many."

Posted by: Fool Otto at June 28, 2021 04:27 PM (DB16e)

403 I shit you not.
The left wing Imams at the garbage "university" of the East Coast, Brandeis, just issued this decree.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 28, 2021 04:23 PM (OAYzD)

Okay. what do we call them now?

Posted by: JoeF. at June 28, 2021 04:27 PM (mR6Gs)

404 First you attempt suicide, then create UNICULT.
Not crazy at all, totes norms.

Posted by: wth at June 28, 2021 04:27 PM (v0R5T)

405 Just more New Age bs, recycled from the 70's...which was recycled.
Been around for a long time.
See: Faithism. Spiritism. Brothers of Light. Ascended Masters.

Started a long time ago, like I said. "I will be like the Almighty," said Lucifer aka Satan.

Posted by: Flyover at June 28, 2021 04:27 PM (Rbu5d)

406 but then you may as well be (and probably are) talking about demons.
I've read a lot of abduction narratives and one of the more interesting things that comes in some of them is when believing Christians yell at the aliens to leave them alone in Jesus's name...they do.

If this is all some odd psychological event it makes sense - Christians believe in Christ and his power to protect them, obviously.
If it is a real event physically happening though well...that leads to a darker explanation of what an abduction experience is...well even darker then some gray alien sticking a probe up your butt for giggles.


Posted by: 18-1 at June 28, 2021 04:28 PM (DpkTQ)

407 I attended a talk by Sagan at Haaaaavad back in the day. The subject was his nuclear winter stuff.

A science fiction meeting?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 28, 2021 04:28 PM (X6HIX)

408 .. despite his magic carpet ride to the top.
Posted by: illiniwek at June 28, 2021 04:21 PM (Cus5s)
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OK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGkGNCUQtWY

Posted by: Braenyard, (pJade) at June 28, 2021 04:28 PM (pJade)

409 I no shit had a desk under the klystron tune for the Nike Zeus training radar at Ft. Bliss. Thing was the size of an industrial freezer.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 28, 2021 04:24 PM (VcFUs)

During Desert Storm I slept in my Radar Room.... only 1/2 a million watts of radiated power running in there 24/7.

Posted by: Beatles at June 28, 2021 04:28 PM (oHd/0)

410 I accuse! Send them into re-education camp known as a Gulag for a tener

Posted by: Skip at June 28, 2021 04:28 PM (Cxk7w)

411 All UNICULT members must wear matching UNITARDS.
For identification purposes.

Posted by: wth at June 28, 2021 04:29 PM (v0R5T)

412 18-1: "So...the problem will fix itself I guess?"

Because DNA is such a tough little bastard, yeah, it will. But I don't want to go through the growing pains of the correction. If the autists rule the planet, then I need to get in line for Musk's rocket because this rock will have become too toxic.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 28, 2021 04:29 PM (aXxgO)

413 335 BREAKING: Scottie Pippen accused his former NBA coach Phil Jackson of being a racist

Michael Jordan to laugh in Pippen's face as usual in 3..2..1

Posted by: Boswell at June 28, 2021 04:29 PM (5iUNf)

414 335 BREAKING: Scottie Pippen accused his former NBA coach Phil Jackson of being a racist

Will Steve Kerr and Greg Popovich come out and condemn him?

Posted by: Imperious Leader at June 28, 2021 04:30 PM (BRpqW)

415 Sagan admitted at some point the nuclear winter stuff was all bullshit he and his colleagues came up with to try and persuade the Western governments not to use nukes right?
Also, any notion that a similiar group might be pushing global warming to get western countries to get rid of capitalism though is obviously crazy talk.


Posted by: 18-1 at June 28, 2021 04:31 PM (DpkTQ)

416 Because DNA is such a tough little bastard, yeah, it will. But I don't want to go through the growing pains of the correction. If the autists rule the planet, then I need to get in line for Musk's rocket because this rock will have become too toxic.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 28, 2021 04:29 PM (aXxgO)

There's an idea for a Sci-Fi story, although it's probably already been done - off-world human colonists coming back to destroy or conquer Earth because it's gotten so decadent and depraved.

Posted by: Thrawn at June 28, 2021 04:32 PM (Rl7KJ)

417 I'm gonna' make a killin' with my space truck. It's got kick ass alien shit painted on the sides. Intergalactic rape van FTW.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 28, 2021 04:32 PM (3H9h1)

418 I like to think of the Obama as a SCOAMF, but look how much of our American culture has radically changed since January 20, 2013 and I cannot say he failed.

I take heart from the spa women's pushback and Loudoun County parents.

Posted by: JM in Florida at June 28, 2021 04:33 PM (HCeRP)

419 Oh, you meant vibratIONS for Mother Earth!

Oops! My bad!

On another note, now we know who started the Cult of Sirius in X-Com Apocalypse.

Posted by: junior at June 28, 2021 04:34 PM (tUQpF)

420 Somebody watched "Starman" at a very impressionable age.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin, clinging bitterly to a deplorable life at June 28, 2021 04:35 PM (SHDBw)

421 Spa Women's Pushback has a certain ring to it.

Posted by: Braenyard, (pJade) at June 28, 2021 04:36 PM (pJade)

422 I think a lot of 'alien abductions or props' is really just sleep paralysis. That's some scary shit. Happened to me once about 15 years ago. I had no idea what the hell was going on at the time but I woke up and couldn't move . I can see how some mentally sensitive people could imagine it was aliens.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 28, 2021 04:36 PM (2DOZq)

423 Thrawn: "There's an idea for a Sci-Fi story, although it's probably already been done - off-world human colonists coming back to destroy or conquer Earth because it's gotten so decadent and depraved."

It's been done, sorta. God, Sodom, Gomorrah. Some disassembly required.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 28, 2021 04:38 PM (aXxgO)

424 BREAKING: Scottie Pippen accused his former NBA coach Phil Jackson of being a racist

Any examples given? Phil Jackson a hippie leftist so I really don't care.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 28, 2021 04:39 PM (2DOZq)

425 I remember an SF story where the premise was a professor was teaching a course on why the preceding corrupt, decadent world governments all fell to the currently ruling Unified Earth government which then proceeded to colonize the stars.

And then the course gets interrupted by an emergency call up of all the ROTC students to deal with a major victory be the Colonial Unified government which was on the way to defeating the now corrupt and decadent Unified Earth government.

The point was the circular nature of corruption and destruction...which gives a positive spin on our current moment I guess.


Posted by: 18-1 at June 28, 2021 04:43 PM (DpkTQ)

426 There's a new cult the media is oddly incurious about.


ROFL. Where you been since about 1970, Ace?! These goobers have been around since at least then. (And that's without getting into some of the accusations made about Mormonism or the genuinely weird Scientology.)

Posted by: GWB at June 28, 2021 04:44 PM (MNGJ/)

427 Can I be a Kzin?

Posted by: aelfheld at June 28, 2021 04:47 PM (Zy9Yy)

428 Unarians have always been among us. https://youtu.be/Yrpxz9KTgWA

Posted by: dc at June 28, 2021 04:53 PM (u0crE)

429 Psaki Psnood.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 28, 2021 05:08 PM (PiwSw)

430 I feel pretty!
Oh so pretty!
I feel pretty
And witty
And gay!

Posted by: jbspry at June 28, 2021 05:24 PM (ATe9j)

431 "Starspunk"?

Posted by: jbspry at June 28, 2021 05:25 PM (ATe9j)

432 These are obviously The Crazy Years that Robert Heinlein described in some of his novels.

Posted by: George V at June 28, 2021 05:37 PM (U2Tva)

433 Is this where the Indigo children thing came from? Looks like its older.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indigo_children

Posted by: wodun at June 28, 2021 05:40 PM (lFga6)

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