aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
Quarantine Cafe: Donkey Love Story Edition
Another really amazing Belgian malinois super-stunt. This is some Full Chi Power Ninja Shit right here.
I don't approve of this one, because it's dangerous and the dog almost gets hurt, but he walked away from this so I guess I can post it.I think this is an NFT thing. That means "non-fungible token," which I think is an unforgeable electronic signature that proves that a piece of digital art is the original (and, hence, possibly worth something).
Still, this is a pretty good indication we need to start running the guillotines 24/7.
An entirely digital Gucci bag sold for $4,115 recently on Roblox. That is more than the $3,400 price tag of the physical bag. https://t.co/85L5K2XWX4 pic.twitter.com/dxcIucmiTH
— The Fashion Law (@TheFashionLaw) May 25, 2021
If Wrestling is fake, explain this. pic.twitter.com/jG1Lj8RGMq
— Steve Inman (@SteveInmanUIC) May 25, 2021
— Steve Inman (@SteveInmanUIC) May 25, 2021
Man with Gun vs Car pic.twitter.com/m13RFLIe2V
— Steve Inman (@SteveInmanUIC) May 25, 2021
He spit on someone and hell was unleashed. pic.twitter.com/KuFdfLSLLz
— Steve Inman (@SteveInmanUIC) May 25, 2021
Everyday Heroes pic.twitter.com/SC5WuAIhE8
— Steve Inman (@SteveInmanUIC) May 24, 2021
Think this donkey is happy to see the girl who raised it?
This donkey is reunited with the girl who raised it.. pic.twitter.com/SAWNOhqESr
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden_) May 23, 2021
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2021 06:18 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: ... at May 25, 2021 06:18 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 25, 2021 06:20 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2021 06:20 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Bete at May 25, 2021 06:21 PM (Ojki1)
494 Do you ever get the feeling that certain people posting here are high AF and talking to themselves?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 25, 2021 06:18 PM (4fSQf)
Which one of my multiple personalities are you referring to, sir?
Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 25, 2021 06:21 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 25, 2021 06:21 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 25, 2021 06:21 PM (Uh2oA)
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 25, 2021 06:21 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 25, 2021 06:18 PM (4fSQf)
Ignore him, Captain Howdy, he's not talking about you.
Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at May 25, 2021 06:22 PM (gAFsE)
Posted by: Bete at May 25, 2021 06:23 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 25, 2021 06:23 PM (jvt6t)
Tell ya, this lifting of the face diaper mandate is convenient for making the True Karens stand out. About 50%, going by the stores I was just in. Which dovetails with about what my gut was telling me.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 25, 2021 06:23 PM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: C8 Weenie at May 25, 2021 06:23 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 25, 2021 06:23 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Silver Bullitt at May 25, 2021 06:23 PM (jvt6t)
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 25, 2021 06:21 PM (O+I8R)
They know they have a catamite press and the Courts are mostly nutless. They do whatever they want and if it sticks, so much the better.
Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at May 25, 2021 06:24 PM (gAFsE)
Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2021 06:24 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 25, 2021 06:24 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 25, 2021 06:21 PM (O+I8R)
I've been waiting for that one too. My money is on a federalized police a la schlicter's first book in his timeline for uncivil war round 2.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 25, 2021 06:24 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Getting the banned back together at May 25, 2021 06:24 PM (VbMNd)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 25, 2021 06:24 PM (O68RS)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 25, 2021 06:24 PM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at May 25, 2021 06:25 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 25, 2021 06:25 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: buzzion at May 25, 2021 06:25 PM (vMCab)
usually they do it with carrots and sticks, like "set up a BLM liaison and you'll get an extra $50 million in federal funds"
Posted by: ace at May 25, 2021 06:26 PM (eOTGX)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 25, 2021 06:24 PM (O68RS)
Her bedroom noises would probably make you want to sling her out the window. Prolly sounds like someone fucking a bag of squeaky cheese curds.
Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at May 25, 2021 06:26 PM (gAFsE)
Posted by: banana Dream at May 25, 2021 06:26 PM (+BMD8)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 25, 2021 06:26 PM (O68RS)
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 25, 2021 06:21 PM (O+I8R)
Commerce clause penumbras.
Posted by: Judge Dread Roberts and his happy band of pillagers at May 25, 2021 06:26 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Donkey Osmond at May 25, 2021 06:27 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 25, 2021 06:27 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 25, 2021 06:27 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 25, 2021 06:27 PM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 25, 2021 06:18 PM (4fSQf)
Which one of my multiple personalities are you referring to, sir?
Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 25, 2021 06:21 PM (VcFUs
Lol. Not you.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 25, 2021 06:28 PM (4fSQf)
Jim is a donk moron, but he and I see eye to eye on crank attacks.
Posted by: sven at May 25, 2021 06:29 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: ace at May 25, 2021 06:26 PM (eOTGX)
Threatening to withhold highway funds is a classic.
Posted by: Bete at May 25, 2021 06:29 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 25, 2021 06:21 PM (kTF2Z)
Playing hard to get are you?.....
Posted by: The Donkey at May 25, 2021 06:29 PM (jvt6t)
I don't understand those words in that order. It's...a picture of a purse? It was made on a digital printer?
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 25, 2021 06:29 PM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 25, 2021 06:21 PM (O+I8R)
They can withhold federal dollars and assistance provided to local police departments, and they can declare certain things to be a violation of civil rights would be my guess.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 25, 2021 06:29 PM (jOcSX)
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 25, 2021 06:21 PM (O+I8R)
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Further complicated as most police are local. City police and county sheriffs. My guess is it will be tied to federal funds, like they did with the drinking age.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 25, 2021 06:29 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 25, 2021 06:18 PM (4fSQf)
Which one of my multiple personalities are you referring to, sir?
Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 25, 2021 06:21 PM (VcFUs
Lol. Not you.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 25, 2021 06:28 PM (4fSQf)
...
Posted by: Harvey at May 25, 2021 06:29 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: sven at May 25, 2021 06:30 PM (Lzpvj)
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40% of British males think it's not a problem wearing that.
Posted by: Axeman at May 25, 2021 06:30 PM (wX0ke)
This - scroll to the picture of AOC's boyfriend:
https://tinyurl.com/ckyad545
Posted by: Lizzy at May 25, 2021 06:30 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 25, 2021 06:30 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 25, 2021 06:30 PM (Dvm/n)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 25, 2021 06:30 PM (O68RS)
The pork cannon is evidently the one ring to rue them all.
Posted by: sven at May 25, 2021 06:30 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 25, 2021 06:31 PM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at May 25, 2021 06:31 PM (3AD8C)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 25, 2021 06:18 PM (4fSQf)
Which one of my multiple personalities are you referring to, sir?
Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 25, 2021 06:21 PM (VcFUs
Lol. Not you.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 25, 2021 06:28 PM (4fSQf)
..Posted by: Harvey at May 25, 2021 06:29 PM (Ojki1)
........
Posted by: Amy Schumer at May 25, 2021 06:31 PM (jvt6t)
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at May 25, 2021 06:31 PM (II3Gr)
Police say they are now able to solve a number of cases of copper being stolen from fully power transformers in town.
Posted by: SMOD at May 25, 2021 06:31 PM (X5CsJ)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 25, 2021 06:18 PM (4fSQf)
Which one of my multiple personalities are you referring to, sir?
Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 25, 2021 06:21 PM (VcFUs
Lol. Not you.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 25, 2021 06:28 PM (4fSQf)
I know, still had to poke. Like when i gave my toddler brother a fork with three tine bent back and told to go power up.
*i didn't, but it would have been worth it*
Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 25, 2021 06:31 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Tuna at May 25, 2021 06:32 PM (gLRfa)
https://tinyurl.com/ckyad545
Posted by: Lizzy at May 25, 2021 06:30 PM (bDqIh)
Wow.
Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at May 25, 2021 06:32 PM (gAFsE)
Posted by: Axeman at May 25, 2021 06:32 PM (wX0ke)
That made me sick to see a man remove his own testicles and express-mail them to China like that.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 25, 2021 06:32 PM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: Shoey77 at May 25, 2021 06:33 PM (fcWVN)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 25, 2021 06:31 PM (Bmy3R)
But it helps!! Thank you!!
Posted by: Henny Youngman at May 25, 2021 06:33 PM (jvt6t)
Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 25, 2021 06:33 PM (VcFUs)
That made me sick to see a man remove his own testicles and express-mail them to China like that.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 25, 2021 06:32 PM (Bmy3R
Xi must have a huge storeroom for all the balls he's collected.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 25, 2021 06:33 PM (4fSQf)
Heh. Went down there once with my half-slow brother in SD (booze run, really). They had a donkey spray-painted to look like a zebra for kids to get their picture taken on it.
What a shithole that place was. Couldn't wait to get out of there.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 25, 2021 06:34 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 25, 2021 06:34 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: vivi at May 25, 2021 06:34 PM (USW1s)
I care.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 25, 2021 06:35 PM (cSyAR)
Xi must have a huge storeroom for all the balls he's collected.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 25, 2021 06:33 PM (4fSQf)
They eat wierd shit over there. Probably wok fried with vegetables within ten minutes of arrival
Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 25, 2021 06:35 PM (VcFUs)
I care.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 25, 2021 06:35 PM (cSyAR)
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It was enough for her to find out that food grows in dirt!
Posted by: Axeman at May 25, 2021 06:35 PM (wX0ke)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 25, 2021 06:36 PM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: X Marks The gp at May 25, 2021 06:36 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 25, 2021 06:36 PM (nI1Kq)
Heh. Went down there once with my half-slow brother in SD (booze run, really). They had a donkey spray-painted to look like a zebra for kids to get their picture taken on it.
What a shithole that place was. Couldn't wait to get out of there.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 25, 2021 06:34 PM (HaL55)
Senor? Do you need a taxi to go up the hill??
Posted by: Tijuana Taxi at May 25, 2021 06:36 PM (jvt6t)
That made me sick to see a man remove his own testicles and express-mail them to China like that.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 25, 2021 06:32 PM (Bmy3R)
There was a rumor of the WWE trying to have him back for one of their first shows back with live audiences. I hope they do, and I hope the crowd chants "Taiwan" or "Free Hong Kong" at him. Especially since the first shows are back in Texas that probably increases the chance.
Posted by: buzzion at May 25, 2021 06:36 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 25, 2021 06:36 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 25, 2021 06:21 PM (O+I8R)
Non-snarky answer: when the states are blackmailed* by the FedGuv into losing any money if they don't bow before the Holy Shroud of George Floyd.
*see what I did there?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 25, 2021 06:37 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 25, 2021 06:37 PM (VcFUs)
Police say they are now able to solve a number of cases of copper being stolen from fully power transformers in town.
Posted by: SMOD at May 25, 2021 06:31 PM (X5CsJ)
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Was the transformer an Autobot or a Decepticon?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 25, 2021 06:37 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 25, 2021 06:36 PM (UHVv4)
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Well, if he's out, then I'm in.
Posted by: Axeman at May 25, 2021 06:37 PM (wX0ke)
He looks like a real weiner, doesn't he? I doubt he even misses what little testosterone he once had.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 25, 2021 06:37 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: buzzion at May 25, 2021 06:36 PM (vMCab)
Dang, I hope it happens. TX does increase the odds.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 25, 2021 06:37 PM (Bmy3R)
Hypothetically, what might that be like?
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Cheese Fucker at May 25, 2021 06:37 PM (NdOIs)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 25, 2021 06:32 PM (Bmy3R)
When you know you've hit bottom, a real headline:
"Meghan McCain Disses John Cena As 'Spineless'"
Posted by: banana Dream at May 25, 2021 06:38 PM (+BMD8)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 25, 2021 06:36 PM (Bmy3R)
The Paolo can have her. She looks like she may be... Difficult.
Also, I bet she leaves felt in the shower drain.
Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at May 25, 2021 06:38 PM (gAFsE)
Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 25, 2021 06:37 PM (VcFUs)
If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it??
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 25, 2021 06:39 PM (jvt6t)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 25, 2021 06:39 PM (nI1Kq)
Posted by: dartist at May 25, 2021 06:39 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 25, 2021 06:39 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 25, 2021 06:36 PM (Bmy3R)
Pretty sure as close as he got was a wrestling arranged thing, and she dumped him despite the hit it took on her career.
Posted by: Harvey at May 25, 2021 06:39 PM (Ojki1)
@TheBabylonBee 38m
AOC Claims She Was Killed In The Capitol Riots And Is Now A Ghost
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 25, 2021 06:39 PM (nI1Kq
Hope Buzzion kicks her in the hoohah
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 25, 2021 06:39 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 25, 2021 06:40 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 25, 2021 06:37 PM (HaL55)
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But, I'll bet he's quick with the snarky tweet!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 25, 2021 06:40 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 25, 2021 06:37 PM (HaL55)
He's so white. That's fucked up.....
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 25, 2021 06:40 PM (jvt6t)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 25, 2021 06:39 PM (4fSQf)
That's my purse! I don't know you!
Posted by: Bobby Hill at May 25, 2021 06:40 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 25, 2021 06:39 PM (jvt6t)
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Your mom did!
Posted by: Joe Shecky Biden at May 25, 2021 06:40 PM (wX0ke)
Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at May 25, 2021 06:38 PM (gAFsE)
I'm LOL'ing! But my nic, being a Muppet, after all, is saying *he* wants her address now. Felt turns him on.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 25, 2021 06:40 PM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 25, 2021 06:24 PM (Bmy3R)
I'm choking to death here.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 25, 2021 06:40 PM (yQpMk)
Hypothetically, what might that be like?
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Cheese Fucker at May 25, 2021 06:37 PM (NdOIs)
Isnt there a mike rowe dirty jobs episode where he is findling the curds and they are squeaking? His whole crew and the host employer were dieing (dyeing?, no that's not right either)
Stoopid engrish user.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 25, 2021 06:40 PM (VcFUs)
AOC Claims She Was Killed In The Capitol Riots And Is Now A Ghost
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 25, 2021 06:39 PM (nI1Kq
Luxury!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ue7wM0QC5LE
Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at May 25, 2021 06:41 PM (gAFsE)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 25, 2021 06:39 PM (kTF2Z)
*hands Duke a bourbon. Takes bong*
*looks at bong*
Could you get Duke to load this again, Duke?
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 25, 2021 06:42 PM (jvt6t)
Posted by: runner at May 25, 2021 06:42 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Joe Shecky Biden at May 25, 2021 06:40 PM (wX0ke)
But she was making bank.....
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 25, 2021 06:43 PM (jvt6t)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 25, 2021 06:43 PM (bTQ72)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 25, 2021 06:43 PM (kTF2Z)
@TheBabylonBee 38m
AOC Claims She Was Killed In The Capitol Riots And Is Now A Ghost
Posted by: weft cut-loop
I need to get one of those ghost guns.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 25, 2021 06:43 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 25, 2021 06:43 PM (wX0ke)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 25, 2021 06:43 PM (/wRdn)
Posted by: Russkilitlover at May 25, 2021 06:43 PM (nWxPx)
Posted by: runner at May 25, 2021 06:42 PM (V13WU)
Have you heard the one about the lion that got arrested by ICE at the border? I need to send that one to Mis Hum if y'all havent.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 25, 2021 06:44 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 25, 2021 06:44 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 25, 2021 06:24 PM (Bmy3R)
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I'm choking to death here.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)
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You just have to learn to relax your throat.
Posted by: AOC at May 25, 2021 06:44 PM (HQ9Sl)
AOC Claims She Was Killed In The Capitol Riots And Is Now A Ghost
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 25, 2021 06:39 PM (nI1Kq
Hope Buzzion kicks her in the hoohah
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 25, 2021 06:39 PM (4fSQf)
Moths and tiny spiders would emerge.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Back in Montana at May 25, 2021 06:44 PM (4l77G)
Stagflation 2.0. We've seen the flation part, and now we're seeing the stag part in some of the latest economic data. The record surge in prices for shit like lumber is killing 6 month out buying expectations for houses, appliances, and cars.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 25, 2021 06:44 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 25, 2021 06:44 PM (IHyjr)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 25, 2021 06:45 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: buzzion at May 25, 2021 06:45 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 25, 2021 06:45 PM (jvt6t)
Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 25, 2021 06:44 PM (VcFUs)
No ! I was busy tryin' to figure out how much of that ACE yacht I can own and for how long....
Posted by: runner at May 25, 2021 06:46 PM (V13WU)
All that assume there won't be another round of Stimmie checks. Which could come when the economy starts to tank.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 25, 2021 06:46 PM (Mzdiz)
how can we have a national police force??
same way we have a national drinking age
Posted by: will choose a nic later
"We cannot continue to rely only on our military in order to achieve the national security objectives that we've set," Obama said. "We've got to have a civilian national security force that's just as powerful, just as strong, just as well-funded."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 25, 2021 06:46 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: runner at May 25, 2021 06:46 PM (V13WU)
"Beats."
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 25, 2021 06:45 PM (3H9h1)
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Ace beats it, every night.
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 25, 2021 06:47 PM (wX0ke)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2021 06:47 PM (jK0Aw)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 25, 2021 06:46 PM (Mzdiz)
printing press go brrrrrrrrrr
Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at May 25, 2021 06:47 PM (gAFsE)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 25, 2021 06:47 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 25, 2021 06:43 PM (kTF2Z)
*choking*
*blows out left lung*
*dials 911*
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 25, 2021 06:47 PM (jvt6t)
Posted by: CppThis at May 25, 2021 06:48 PM (8h1h1)
*choking*
*blows out left lung*
*dials 911*
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 25, 2021 06:47 PM (jvt6t)
Gibs me dat!
Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 25, 2021 06:48 PM (VcFUs)
Every day I would use the "how many Working Days until" calculator, much better than counting actual days until.
So, using your retirement day of December 31 you now have 157 days until freedom.
Hope this helps make you feel better? A little?
Posted by: Pony Tail at May 25, 2021 06:48 PM (tzZq2)
Posted by: buzzion at May 25, 2021 06:48 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2021 06:48 PM (jK0Aw)
Posted by: runner at May 25, 2021 06:49 PM (V13WU)
Today I got the J & J shot. Then had lunch at Taco Bell.
Went home and took a nap. So far, my only super power is waking up in time for dinner.
An arm like Gil the ARM Hamilton from the Niven organ-legger series would be quite handy.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 25, 2021 06:49 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 25, 2021 06:44 PM (IHyjr
Back atcha, NGU... ( Hope that's right.... I am Baptist)....
Posted by: kraken at May 25, 2021 06:49 PM (6Je/Q)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 25, 2021 06:49 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: zmdavid at May 25, 2021 06:49 PM (xqRaG)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 25, 2021 06:23 PM (Bmy3R)
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There was no mandatory facemask in Meijer today. I was no more than ten feet into the store, enjoying my fresh-faced and frisky shopping experience, when a young man in a mask started haranguing one of the store clerks about how dangerous this non-mandatory mask policy was.
The paranoia of young healthy people is astounding. Well, they tend to look like pallid sweaty tubers, but still.
They say "no mask necessary for those fully vaxxed" as a CYA, but nobody checks.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 25, 2021 06:50 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 25, 2021 06:50 PM (twkq4)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 25, 2021 06:50 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 25, 2021 06:50 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 25, 2021 06:43 PM (63Dwl)
Yes Sir! Please submit a form 4 in duplicate with duplicate photos and fingerprint cards and the $200 "Ghost Gun" tax to the ATF ASAP.
You should receive an approval in 12-18 months if your "background" check passes then your all set!
Your welcome!
Posted by: David Chipman, ATF Director and Anti-Gun Nut at May 25, 2021 06:50 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: Hank Johnson at May 25, 2021 06:51 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: runner at May 25, 2021 06:51 PM (V13WU)
*blows out left lung*
*dials 911*
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 25, 2021 06:47 PM (jvt6t)
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What? I disinfected the weed with bleach!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 25, 2021 06:51 PM (kTF2Z)
Every day I would use the "how many Working Days until" calculator, much better than counting actual days until.
So, using your retirement day of December 31 you now have 157 days until freedom.
Hope this helps make you feel better? A little?
Posted by: Pony Tail at May 25, 2021 06:48 PM (tzZq2)
I've been using just days, so have 220 left. But that is a nice suggestion, thank you! As I said on another thread, I really do think a lot (though certainly not all) of my chronic depression will blow away once I am retired. All of you are free to mock me if it doesn't.
Thanks for thinking of me, Pony Tail. The Moron Army is the best.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 25, 2021 06:52 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 25, 2021 06:50 PM (Dc2NZ)
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Whitmer is orders of magnitude deadlier.
Posted by: Axeman at May 25, 2021 06:52 PM (wX0ke)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2021 06:52 PM (jK0Aw)
No ! I was busy tryin' to figure out how much of that ACE yacht I can own and for how long....
Posted by: runner at May 25, 2021 06:46 PM (V13WU)
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A feller could have his pick of the litter, that's for sure.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 25, 2021 06:52 PM (/wRdn)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2021 06:52 PM (jK0Aw)
He makes everything groovy?
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at May 25, 2021 06:52 PM (II3Gr)
They say "no mask necessary for those fully vaxxed" as a CYA, but nobody checks.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 25, 2021 06:50 PM (Dc2NZ)
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My wife and I were in a local restaurant, one of the few that ignored the mask nonsense, old timers, mostly mask free, but, young mid twenty somethings are wearing masks.
Truly bizarre.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 25, 2021 06:52 PM (2SdPm)
Nobody does bong hits anymore. It's all about the vaping and the edibles.
Jeeesh
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 25, 2021 06:50 PM (twkq4)
*channels four years of Bassoon classical orchestra*
More for me!
*phrasing, types deletes*
Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 25, 2021 06:52 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at May 25, 2021 06:53 PM (I58tH)
Truly bizarre.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 25, 2021 06:52 PM (2SdPm)
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Compliance is the New Rebellion!
Posted by: Millennials at May 25, 2021 06:53 PM (wX0ke)
Posted by: kraken at May 25, 2021 06:53 PM (6Je/Q)
Posted by: runner at May 25, 2021 06:53 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 25, 2021 06:52 PM (2JVJo)
If it makes you feel better, I'm counting down to retirement, too, but I've got 5 years to go....
Posted by: Russkilitlover at May 25, 2021 06:54 PM (nWxPx)
My brother-in-law's sister got attacked by one while riding a bicycle by down the street and the neighbors dog leapt a chain link fence and mangled her leg.
Her husband had to beat the dog with a socket wrench he had in his bike set until it split the dog's skull open to get it to release.
Cops ordered the owner to have it destroyed, but he refused to comply. So hubby went down in the middle of the day with a .38 and blew it to hell while the owner was at work.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 25, 2021 06:54 PM (5We2S)
Hah, hah. Just read. Vaccine requirements are okay, but non-vaccine requirements are verbotten. Some Montana guy offered a cabin for rental on Airbnb. But stipulated that only non-vaccinated people need apply.
That caused an uproar and was taken down for promoting Covid misinformation. Also discrimination against vaccinated people.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 25, 2021 06:54 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: No Longer Amused at May 25, 2021 06:54 PM (veKLA)
Posted by: zmdavid at May 25, 2021 06:49 PM (xqRaG)
Oh yeah the WWE has been trying to get more into China the last few years. They won't say shit about his sucking their dick. The thing is that once the fans are back they might. Especially when you consider the vocal fans at the events boo the shit out of Cena. If they start going after him for it all the WWE can do is attempt to adjust the sound in the arena to cover it up.
Posted by: buzzion at May 25, 2021 06:55 PM (vMCab)
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Then he can choose to not shop there. Easy.
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 25, 2021 06:55 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2021 06:55 PM (jK0Aw)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 25, 2021 06:55 PM (IMQiW)
May I suggest you use all of f your sick and vacation and long term leave in the next few months? It's those days to just about nothing, I suspect.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 25, 2021 06:55 PM (twkq4)
Posted by: runner at May 25, 2021 06:56 PM (V13WU)
Got a rich auntie ? Go visit.
Posted by: runner at May 25, 2021 06:53 PM (V13WU)
All my rich aunties are tot. (Just picture the damned umlaut, ok)
Ow Smash is the rich auntie. Fortunately all the cousins, nieces and nephews, less the red leg grand nephew of course) think uncle bif is the cray cray. Grand nephew thinks uncle cold war bif is the bee's knees. Is ok, the rest of them are commie bastards.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 25, 2021 06:56 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 25, 2021 06:57 PM (OssQ4)
Then he can choose to not shop there. Easy.
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 25, 2021 06:55 PM (O+I8R)
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Yah know, the younger generation hates it when they are called snowflakes, yet, the mask seems to confirm what many have long suspected.
Weird, isn't it?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 25, 2021 06:58 PM (2SdPm)
suggestion, thank you! As I said on another thread, I really do think a
lot (though certainly not all) of my chronic depression will blow away
once I am retired. All of you are free to mock me if it doesn't.
Retirement means: 1) no early rising, and 2) no commute. This leaves lots more time to develop devastating retorts to those who would mock you. It's the best.
Posted by: pep at May 25, 2021 06:58 PM (v16oJ)
Posted by: Trump at May 25, 2021 06:58 PM (saP0c)
Cops ordered the owner to have it destroyed, but he refused to comply. So hubby went down in the middle of the day with a .38 and blew it to hell while the owner was at work.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 25, 2021 06:54 PM (5We2S)
*mandalorian flute music*
This is the way.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 25, 2021 06:58 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2021 06:58 PM (jK0Aw)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 25, 2021 06:59 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 25, 2021 06:55 PM (twkq4)
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That's what I did. Planned my last day around total sick and vacation I had accrued. In fact, I accrued sick leave and vacation just so I could take a couple of months off before I officially retired.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 25, 2021 06:59 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 25, 2021 06:46 PM (63Dwl)
Bet lefties won't have snarky bumperstickers on how great it'd be for that group to have to have bake sales for equipment.
Posted by: Bete at May 25, 2021 06:59 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Floridachick at May 25, 2021 06:59 PM (XN6ve)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2021 06:58 PM (jK0Aw)
Meh, you can have it. My 1911 wouldn't fit.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 25, 2021 06:59 PM (VcFUs)
Suzanne Somers, 74, reveals secrets to her twice-a-day sex sessions with husband Alan Hamel, 84
Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 25, 2021 07:00 PM (bTQ72)
Ah, they have been properly conditioned and are now ripe for the picking.
Posted by: Zombie Mao at May 25, 2021 07:00 PM (W4eKo)
Posted by: Czech Chick at May 25, 2021 07:00 PM (haWye)
Got a rich auntie ? Go visit.
Posted by: runner at May 25, 2021 06:53 PM (V13WU)
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My whole family and every one I know couldn't afford to fill that thing up with fuel.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 25, 2021 07:00 PM (/wRdn)
Posted by: buzzion at May 25, 2021 06:48 PM (vMCab)
That is winning.
Posted by: Bete at May 25, 2021 07:00 PM (Ojki1)
Discuss....
Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 25, 2021 07:00 PM (O68RS)
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Then he can choose to not shop there. Easy.
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 25, 2021 06:55 PM (O+I8R)
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Freedom of choice IS NOT THE POINT!!!!! *wags finger at tired, harassed store clerk*
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 25, 2021 07:01 PM (Dc2NZ)
All of a sudden, your doctor is not supposed to tell you anything that the CDC doesn't agree with, and virologists give out "disinformation", because there is not a human life on the line except the theoretical granny you'll infect if you disobey the system.
Posted by: Axeman at May 25, 2021 07:01 PM (wX0ke)
Popsicle sticks and duct tape?
Posted by: Bob Dole at May 25, 2021 07:01 PM (W4eKo)
Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 25, 2021 07:01 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 25, 2021 07:01 PM (k39e/)
Truly disturbing ... Holder took over like 30 local PDs (cuz "racism") ... and now we have Mask Mandates and shut down of churches, arrests for going to church. Then The trans and proper pronoun laws, "denounce your Christian beliefs or face fines/prison". ... They are barely hiding pure evil, yet "we" (mostly) comply.
Posted by: illiniwek at May 25, 2021 07:02 PM (Cus5s)
They're purdy pups, but I'd much rather just have a black Lab because laid back.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 25, 2021 07:02 PM (HaL55)
...Grand nephew thinks uncle cold war bif is the bee's knees....
Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 25, 2021 06:56 PM (VcFUs)
One ? that's good, could be zero. he could become a POTUS some day, you just never know...
Posted by: runner at May 25, 2021 07:02 PM (V13WU)
Jeebus, people. The concept of TMI just isn't that complicated.
Posted by: pep at May 25, 2021 07:02 PM (v16oJ)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 25, 2021 07:03 PM (O68RS)
There was no mandatory facemask in Meijer today. I was no more than ten feet into the store, enjoying my fresh-faced and frisky shopping experience, when a young man in a mask started haranguing one of the store clerks about how dangerous this non-mandatory mask policy was.
The paranoia of young healthy people is astounding. Well, they tend to look like pallid sweaty tubers, but still.
They say "no mask necessary for those fully vaxxed" as a CYA, but nobody checks.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 25, 2021 06:50 PM (Dc2NZ)
*To another store clerk* Isn't it amazing how people don't read packages, like when they say this item does not prevent the spread of Covid? Jeez, how stupid some people are.
Posted by: Bete at May 25, 2021 07:03 PM (Ojki1)
Daily Mail story. Should have known. Alas, there is a picture of him in a Speedo, and her is coverups.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 25, 2021 07:04 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 25, 2021 07:04 PM (cSyAR)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 25, 2021 06:21 PM
I wish Moroccans felt the same way.
Posted by: The Moroccan Donkey at May 25, 2021 07:04 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at M
One of my friends has one of those dogs. They lock it up when they have company.
A cop had one that was a retired K9/failed K9 and it got out of his yard and attacked an old lady and killed the guy that tried to save her. It happened in Grover beach
Posted by: CaliGirl at May 25, 2021 07:04 PM (4tfcV)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 25, 2021 07:04 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: joey biden at May 25, 2021 07:04 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 25, 2021 07:05 PM (O68RS)
39.99 per picture of box of 100 rounds!
That's .39 cents per digital picture of a digital round in the digital box.
I have well over ten billion rounds available.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 25, 2021 07:05 PM (4fSQf)
Ya don't say? Welcome to my life
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 25, 2021 07:05 PM (IHyjr)
Posted by: runner at May 25, 2021 07:05 PM (V13WU)
If it makes you feel better, I'm counting down to retirement, too, but I've got 5 years to go....
Posted by: Russkilitlover at May 25, 2021 06:54 PM (nWxPx)
I'm counting on my Oncologist's guess as to when my cancer will leave remission.
OK, that is a bit dark. Still rather true though.
Posted by: Bete at May 25, 2021 07:05 PM (Ojki1)
She's 74? Wow@
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 25, 2021 07:04 PM (cSyAR)
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I don't know about now, but, Suzanne definitely looked better at age fifty than age 20.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 25, 2021 07:06 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2021! at May 25, 2021 07:06 PM (wyw4S)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 25, 2021 07:06 PM (5We2S)
Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2021 07:06 PM (Cxk7w)
Animals are sentient beings. So amazing to see the expressions of affection.
Posted by: Floridachick at May 25, 2021 06:59 PM (XN6ve)
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It always amazes me when the dogs, who have been asleep the whole drive home from a show, wake up excitedly when we turn onto our road.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 25, 2021 07:06 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 25, 2021 07:07 PM (O68RS)
Have a nice evening everyone
Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2021 07:07 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: runner at May 25, 2021 07:07 PM (V13WU)
Think of all we have survived. Masks are nothing to "Ass to the blast. Set Condition Circle William. All Ahead Flank III. Activate Countermeasures Wash-down System. "
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 25, 2021 07:09 PM (u82oZ)
May I suggest you use all of f your sick and vacation and long term leave in the next few months? It's those days to just about nothing, I suspect.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 25, 2021 06:55 PM (twkq4)
Dear lady, I plan to, as much as I can. Even if I don't go to the MoMe, I am still taking those days off.
Ugh, another file just popped in. I am definitely not getting off before 10 tonight.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 25, 2021 07:09 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at May 25, 2021 07:10 PM (7uiTk)
Did my first patent search assignment today. Still have to write the report, but they have another job lined up for me. I need to get used to the work flow, but I could enjoy this. Plus I never have to go to a meeting.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 25, 2021 07:10 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: runner at May 25, 2021 07:10 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 25, 2021 07:11 PM (Nosjr)
@SteveGuest 4h
Sen. Ted Cruz to Sen. Richard Blumenthal after he held up his iPhone and entered in the pass code on live TV: "Senator Blumenthal, I would note you put out on CSPAN the code on your iPhone, so you might want to change that now."
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 25, 2021 07:11 PM (nI1Kq)
Have a nice evening everyone
At first glance I thought you said you've been up since Jan.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 25, 2021 07:11 PM (cSyAR)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 25, 2021 07:11 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 25, 2021 07:11 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 25, 2021 07:11 PM (O68RS)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 25, 2021 07:12 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: CppThis at May 25, 2021 07:12 PM (8h1h1)
Isn't this more bullshit? Every gop person gets compared to hilter and so forth but record scratch when Gina Carano does. what bulls
Posted by: Tim Riggins at May 25, 2021 07:13 PM (7uiTk)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 25, 2021 07:10 PM (mht8P)
Boss told me to save on budget they are going to halve the number of monthly meetings.
I was not broken up over this.
Posted by: Bete at May 25, 2021 07:13 PM (Ojki1)
Guys, I'm selling original NFT digital pictures of boxes of ammo.
39.99 per picture of box of 100 rounds!
That's .39 cents per digital picture of a digital round in the digital box.
I have well over ten billion rounds available.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Ghost gun ammo
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 25, 2021 07:14 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: runner at May 25, 2021 07:14 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at May 25, 2021 07:14 PM (7uiTk)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 25, 2021 07:15 PM (IHyjr)
Isn't this more bullshit? Every gop person gets compared to hilter and so forth but record scratch when Gina Carano does. what bulls
Posted by: Tim Riggins at May 25, 2021 07:13 PM (7uiTk)
Binary Ben is a kept pet of the left. But he'll destroy a college student like no one's business cause they have no clout to help or harm him.
Posted by: Bete at May 25, 2021 07:15 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 25, 2021 07:15 PM (O68RS)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at May 25, 2021 07:16 PM (7uiTk)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 25, 2021 07:05 PM
* eyes AlaBAMA suspiciiously *
Technically, that's .3999 cents a digital round.
Y'all one o'them Yankee shysters trying to take advantage, ain't'cha?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 25, 2021 07:16 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: runner
You don't know just how right you are.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 25, 2021 07:16 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: f'd at May 25, 2021 07:17 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 25, 2021 07:18 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: SMH at May 25, 2021 07:18 PM (a/6Gi)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 25, 2021 07:18 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: runner
If they could find mental health people. There has been a shortage of such in many places for years.
And on a related note, my shrink just walked off the job one day, so yay professionalism.
Posted by: Bete at May 25, 2021 07:18 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: runner at May 25, 2021 07:18 PM (V13WU)
I was just reading some financial shit. The Fed is about to make some YUGE changes to how the money markets, short-term liquidity and T markets work. YUGE.
I'm still trying to get a handle on what they're doing and why. But all the ridiculous money printing and balance sheet expansion has fucked up a lot of things in the market, as they've gone Where No Man Has Gone Before in terms of monetary policy (and fiscal).
For reasons I'm not clear on, the Fed has decided the Treasury market is broken, and they're are going to take steps to take it over and run it themselves. There is a proposal to create a central clearing house for T transactions. No more "bilateral" transactions.
You want to buy, borrow, sell, lend, etc Ts, you have to go through the central clearing house. Which the Fed will run (indirectly).
I don't understand it, but there have been some serious fuckups in these markets over the past year or so, and the Fed is trying to fix that.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 25, 2021 07:18 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: JT at May 25, 2021 07:19 PM (arJlL)
Discuss....
Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 25, 2021 07:00 PM (O68RS)
Both are useful for having capitalism under a barrel, but BTC is a lot more spendable since it can be transferred in variable amounts and is backed by a robust validation network. NFTs are only really useful for rich people doing dirty deals across national borders. Like cars and art but with less trouble with shipping.
Posted by: CppThis at May 25, 2021 07:20 PM (8h1h1)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 25, 2021 07:20 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at May 25, 2021 07:20 PM (7uiTk)
Posted by: f'd
I guess you can take some comfort in that his podcast on Ricochet gets ZERO comments. For years. None. Zip. Zilch. El Cabana de los mucho de nada.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 25, 2021 07:20 PM (nI1Kq)
Good evening, Sir. Are you having problems with a comb-out of rational medical personnel? Are people getting out sooner?
Every competent medical person will be needed in the burning times.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 25, 2021 07:21 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 25, 2021 07:18 PM (Mzdiz)
It's like student loans. Oh look, there is a problem so we'll manage it.
Problem does not go away, in fact is made worse, but the Federal Govt adds a ton of new union employees.
Posted by: Bete at May 25, 2021 07:21 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 25, 2021 07:21 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at May 25, 2021 07:21 PM (WQrYW)
Discuss....
Posted by: Joe X
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nft's are a scam. pure and simple. some poo with too much bitcoin came up with it to make more money so as to get rich off of fomo. At the end of the day, the value of the nft is the value of the art, and most art is worthless.
bitcoin/coins are not scams per se, they're just not stabilized yet. So instead of using BTC to buy milk people are using them as speculation.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at May 25, 2021 07:22 PM (7uiTk)
The above is pretty big, as it will cut primary dealers and banks out of the T market loops. But there's something else they're "thinking about" that's even bigger. And likely more disastrous.
The Fed is thinking it needs to start "supporting consumption". That is take *monetary action* to directly goose or prop up aggregate demand.
To put this in simple terms, yes Virginia the Federal Reserve is thinking of ways to print money and put it directly in the hands of consumers. Fed Stimmies for all. No Congress, no Treasury needed.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 25, 2021 07:22 PM (Mzdiz)
@MrAndyNgo 40m
Vandals smashed up cars at a black-owned auto repair shop in Spring Lake, NC. They left graffiti purported to be a swastika & KKK hood. However, footage from a security system show two black males were responsible.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 25, 2021 07:23 PM (nI1Kq)
Former President Donald Trump will appear on Newsmax's "Cortes & Pellegrino" at 9 p.m. on Tuesday for a face-to-face interview.
The President will do a sit-down with co-host Steve Cortes, a former top advisor to Trump's 2020 presidential campaign.
Trump's conversation with Cortes will take place in New York's Trump Tower and cover major topics like China's role in the COVID virus, President Biden's spending plans, the January 6 Commission, rising anti-Semitism, the crisis at the southern border, and more.
Posted by: andycanuck at May 25, 2021 07:23 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at May 25, 2021 07:24 PM (WQrYW)
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at May 25, 2021 07:24 PM (o6NKx)
Posted by: JT at May 25, 2021 07:24 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at May 25, 2021 07:21 PM (WQrYW)
It wouldn't surprise me. Japan has had a major suicide problem for years now. One of the forests in front of Mt. Fuji is known as Suicide Forest. And people go in so deep it can be years-if ever-before the body is found.
So not a place you want to go for a fun sightseeing hike.
Posted by: Bete at May 25, 2021 07:24 PM (Ojki1)
There are a number I miss, like Jack Straw, Teej, CFO Mom, and Captain Joshua Sabin. But Dave in Fla posts, and I appreciate all those here.
It is like family. Appreciate those around you. You never know.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 25, 2021 07:24 PM (u82oZ)
I don't understand it, but there have been some serious fuckups in these markets over the past year or so, and the Fed is trying to fix that.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 25, 2021 07:18 PM (Mzdiz)
The only thing that comes to mind is attempts to manipulate reference rates(by people who are not the government).
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at May 25, 2021 07:26 PM (z5Vrg)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 25, 2021 07:26 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: JT at May 25, 2021 07:24 PM (arJlL)
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Nurse has you collecting ducks in a bag again?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 25, 2021 07:27 PM (kTF2Z)
See you in October
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 25, 2021 07:27 PM (U2p+3)
Every competent medical person will be needed in the burning times.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 25, 2021 07:21 PM (u82oZ)
Well Billets have been cut and more are slated to be cut going forward. The "assumption" by those in charge at the DHA is that dependents can be cared for in the civilian market. An assumption only someone unfamiliar with the civilian market could make and the Military Treatment Facilities ( MTFs) will be staffed with civilians instead of Military. Again a bad decision. People are nervous, moral is low, and people are looking at alternatives. But COVID has thrown plans into doubt. And of course doubt and confusion are bad for morale
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 25, 2021 07:27 PM (IHyjr)
White Supremacism is our greatest threat! Wait, wut?
Posted by: The EffBeeEye at May 25, 2021 07:27 PM (W4eKo)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 25, 2021 07:27 PM (kTF2Z)
Because the sooper geenyus spent months insisting that an event that can end with one of only two possible outcomes was "not a binary decision."
He was playing semantics games. Yes, you can vote for a third-party candidate. You can vote for Deez Nutz if you want. But it was still, in reality, a binary decision. In 2016 America as in virtually all American elections, either the Dem or the Repub was going to win. Not Egg McMuffin.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 25, 2021 07:28 PM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: f'd at May 25, 2021 07:28 PM (Tnijr)
TIPS rates have been explicitly negative for a long time, now. Real yield on regular Ts is actually negative for most of the curve, with only the 30 yr being slightly above zero.
There is no real market, here. It's all the Fed printing presses holding yields down. It has to, otherwise the federal govt. blows up.
Hell, the ECB has flat out said it is keeping euro govt debt yields low "because 'Rona".
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 25, 2021 07:28 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 25, 2021 07:28 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Helen Keller at May 25, 2021 07:28 PM (ybIRR)
Posted by: Bourbonchicken at May 25, 2021 07:29 PM (ybIRR)
Hope you all have a lovely night.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 25, 2021 07:29 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 25, 2021 07:29 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 25, 2021 07:29 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 25, 2021 07:30 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward
Prayers and good wishes comin' your way !
Posted by: JT at May 25, 2021 07:30 PM (arJlL)
Huzzah! I am so looking forward to meeting you.
I will be careful, however. You must be a legend in the Seattle homeless community. Your picture is probably in a file named "Stay 10 feet or more away from this one."
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 25, 2021 07:30 PM (u82oZ)
Jack's been here since ...forever. The beginning. Maybe he is sailing the Caribbean and spending time that way. Just hope he is OK.
Posted by: runner at May 25, 2021 07:31 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 25, 2021 07:30 PM (kTF2Z
I think it's now scheduled for July? They keep pushing it. Same with Amazon SWJ 007
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 25, 2021 07:31 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: SFGoth at May 25, 2021 07:32 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 25, 2021 07:20 PM (5HBd1)
Nah, that won't protect you against hyper inflation. Only metal will do that.
Posted by: clutch at May 25, 2021 07:32 PM (9UmRs)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 25, 2021 07:32 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: Just Asking at May 25, 2021 07:32 PM (gR7OT)
It is probably all volleyball playing. And inflight refueling.
NFW it can be A2A with the Chi Comms.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 25, 2021 07:32 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: JT at May 25, 2021 07:32 PM (arJlL)
I saw the news on your Tiny Trailer delay. Hope you can make it here before school starts.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 25, 2021 07:34 PM (u82oZ)
http://bitly.ws/dzkn
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 25, 2021 07:34 PM (sWM8x)
Police say they are now able to solve a number of cases of copper being stolen from fully power transformers in town.
Posted by: SMOD at May 25, 2021 06:31 PM (X5CsJ)
Crispy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 25, 2021 07:34 PM (1o1zW)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 25, 2021 07:35 PM (4fSQf)
https://youtu.be/GvkkDRiLYkI
I do think ace should include some Ozzy Man Reviews videos in the Cafe sometime. Especially his review on Mexican weather.
Posted by: buzzion at May 25, 2021 07:35 PM (vMCab)
I could deal with that.Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 25, 2021 07:36 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: Tonypete at May 25, 2021 07:36 PM (Rvt88)
Thank you. The good news is your grounded common sense should be in demand by the Flag decision makers. Every Flag officer needs a hyper-competent COS.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 25, 2021 07:36 PM (u82oZ)
Police say they are now able to solve a number of cases of copper being stolen from fully power transformers in town.
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This is probably a fairly safe bet, but I'm guessing lots of crimes are solved when cops find some dead guy. "Hey, I bet he was responsible for this, this, this, that, this, that, and this, too!"
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Medical school determined even mild COVID-19 induces lifetime of antibody protection at May 25, 2021 07:36 PM (ZLyax)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 25, 2021 07:30 PM (kTF2Z)
Not yet. But they also bend the knee to China and removed the Taiwan patch of Mav's coat.
Posted by: Bete at May 25, 2021 07:37 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: JT at May 25, 2021 07:37 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 25, 2021 07:37 PM (rBtIz)
http://bitly.ws/dzkn
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis
Was that in my general direction?
Posted by: Tonypete at May 25, 2021 07:37 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: f'd at May 25, 2021 07:28 PM (Tnijr)
Multiracial white supremacy.
Good evening, horde.
Posted by: April at May 25, 2021 07:37 PM (OX9vb)
I get two days of leave a year. I use them for the TxMoMeet. But I may take leave without pay when you go through town.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 25, 2021 07:38 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Tonypete at May 25, 2021 07:38 PM (Rvt88)
When do we start making examples of republicans who don't get it?
Posted by: Inogame at May 25, 2021 07:38 PM (+2xjH)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at May 25, 2021 07:38 PM (xopIz)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Medical school determined even mild COVID-19 induces lifetime of antibody protection at May 25, 2021 07:36 PM (ZLyax)
Didn't all the reported break-ins mysteriously stop after Zimmerman gave St. Trayvon some extra breathing holes.
Posted by: buzzion at May 25, 2021 07:39 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: Inogame at May 25, 2021 07:38 PM (+2xjH)
We get told the answer to that is to donate harder.
Posted by: Bete at May 25, 2021 07:39 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 25, 2021 07:36 PM (u82oZ)
Well those making the decisions do not often ask my opinion. what they do is drop the mess in my lap AFTER decisions have been made to clean up the mess and limit the damage.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 25, 2021 07:40 PM (IHyjr)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 25, 2021 07:40 PM (um4AQ)
Posted by: Bete
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Or stand in line and vote harder.
Posted by: SMH at May 25, 2021 07:40 PM (a/6Gi)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 25, 2021 07:41 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 25, 2021 07:40 PM (IHyjr)
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What they need is a little more NOX.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 25, 2021 07:42 PM (/wRdn)
See you in October
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 25, 2021 07:27 PM (U2p+3)
Nice!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 25, 2021 07:42 PM (d5OIB)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 25, 2021 07:42 PM (Uh2oA)
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I'm thinking computer generated graphics played a bigger role than she did.
But yeah, cool dogs. That was the moment I began to regret watching #2 and #3, though.
SPOILERS IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN JOHN WICK MOVIES
One extremely talented and lucky suicidal guy getting every break to go his way in pursuit of a simple goal in the first movie was almost believable, especially since he had motivation and no fear of death. The point where he wants to live just because "oh, I want to live now" and then happens to meet his female equal and they are both supremely lucky and skilled and she's kicking ass Batman style while bad guys are waiting to shoot her in order to give her dogs time to climb 15 foot vertical columns...
I regret not stopping after the immensely satisfying first movie.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Medical school determined even mild COVID-19 induces lifetime of antibody protection at May 25, 2021 07:42 PM (ZLyax)
Regarding the Elliot Page story, I saw her in "Inception" and thought she was a guy.
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict
It would not have changed the story one way or another. No Mary Sue powers were granted to her in it, unlike Daisy Ridley's Rey-Rey in the SW travesties.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 25, 2021 07:43 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 25, 2021 07:43 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 25, 2021 07:43 PM (4fSQf)
Uhhh, flag officers have degraded in performance then. Sad.
I worked with one 2 Star that made Chief in 4 years during WWII. He was very good at using his staff before decisions. Combat in three wars helped him think right. My first ship was named after one of his XOs, who was killed in Vietnam.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 25, 2021 07:44 PM (u82oZ)
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I just hit unsubscribe after getting an email from the RNC that said Trump's birthday is coming up and they want to surprise him with the biggest fundraising month EVAH!!!
Go f*ck yourself. You're not on Trump's side or my side.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Medical school determined even mild COVID-19 induces lifetime of antibody protection at May 25, 2021 07:44 PM (ZLyax)
Posted by: Tonypete at May 25, 2021 07:44 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 25, 2021 07:44 PM (5HBd1)
Dead by suicide within 10 years
It's criminal what "she" did to herself
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 25, 2021 07:45 PM (IHyjr)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 25, 2021 07:40 PM (IHyjr)
Ah, the chain of command. You fix it, I have more metal on my shirt.
Posted by: Bete at May 25, 2021 07:45 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 25, 2021 07:40 PM (um4AQ)
Let it be so.
Posted by: April at May 25, 2021 07:45 PM (OX9vb)
When I lived in Modesto, it was not uncommon for a homeless person to crawl up into the wine tanks at the winery. The fumes would make them pass out and they'd drown. In the tank.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward
I KNEW Ernest and Julio Gallo wines had hobo-y overtones, but no one would ever believe me!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 25, 2021 07:46 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward
"Hey ! This wine tastes like BO !"
Posted by: JT at May 25, 2021 07:46 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward
And thus, the 'Knock'em Dead' vintage was born.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 25, 2021 07:47 PM (Rvt88)
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Aww. That's pretty sweet. Died doing what they loved.
May we all be so lucky.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Medical school determined even mild COVID-19 induces lifetime of antibody protection at May 25, 2021 07:47 PM (ZLyax)
We must do something! Can't we donate cups to them? *hic*
Posted by: Suburban Wine Moms at May 25, 2021 07:48 PM (W4eKo)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 25, 2021 07:48 PM (Uh2oA)
Yikes. Takes a strong filtration cycle to fix that.
I look forward to your visit. Is there anything special you would want to do, like range time, Jet-sking, Hot Air ballooning? or just relaxing from the drive?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 25, 2021 07:48 PM (u82oZ)
There's a career strategy.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 25, 2021 07:49 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 25, 2021 07:49 PM (5HBd1)
I'm looking for a roomie.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 25, 2021 07:49 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Tonypete at May 25, 2021 07:49 PM (Rvt88)
I just about MEGLO'd and went comatose trying to understand the problem with the Treasury market. But here goes my understanding of it:
There is a shortage of liquid Treasuries. Huh, the US govt is in so much debt there's a shit ton of them out there. Well, they are being held, and various rule changes, such as Dodd-Frank and Basel and shit like that, in response to the '08 Crash have made all the players have to hold more Treasuries against their holdings.
Note how good this is for the US govt. They fix a problem by making everybody have to buy their debt. (You see Ts are "risk free" per the rules).
[continued]
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 25, 2021 07:49 PM (Mzdiz)
homeless person to crawl up into the wine tanks at the winery. The fumes
would make them pass out and they'd drown. In the tank.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 25, 2021 07:44 PM (5HBd1)
In the Val-u-rite tanks, on the other hand . . . .
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 25, 2021 07:49 PM (BMmaB)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 25, 2021 07:50 PM (5HBd1)
can't play any man parts except for scripts specifically written about
dudes who used to be chicks.
There's a career strategy.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 25, 2021 07:49 PM (4fSQf)
I think the strategy is that now people have to write parts that only she/he can star in because anyone else would be a poser. And if you don't have one in your movie you're a bigot.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 25, 2021 07:51 PM (BMmaB)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at May 25, 2021 07:51 PM (z5Vrg)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 25, 2021 07:05 PM (O68RS)
Drove to Three Hills today. There was a guy jogging down the shoulder of the highway, past the cemetery, wearing a damned mask. All alone, in the open air. And he was 40-something, or more.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 25, 2021 07:52 PM (1o1zW)
Posted by: Suburban Wine Moms at May 25, 2021 07:52 PM (W4eKo)
Why did you abandon me??? Why o why? I was always so loyal to you and you just disappear with no explanation. Why did you stop loving me?
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 25, 2021 07:53 PM (hVqGz)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 25, 2021 07:44 PM (5HBd1)
Pfft...poor people, man. If they were rich like me they'd get their own private vat of wine to drown in!
Posted by: The Duke of Clarence at May 25, 2021 07:53 PM (8h1h1)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 25, 2021 07:54 PM (5HBd1)
lots of crimes are solved when cops find some dead guy. "Hey, I bet he
was responsible for this, this, this, that, this, that, and this, too!"
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Medical school determined even mild COVID-19 induces lifetime of antibody protection at May 25, 2021 07:36 PM (ZLyax
It is shocking how few crimes are actually cleared.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 25, 2021 07:54 PM (BMmaB)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 25, 2021 07:51 PM (BMmaB)
Write scripts for me or your a bigot racist!
Just might work!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 25, 2021 07:54 PM (4fSQf)
Now, in many cases, Ts are like money. You need liquidity in them (and it gets confusing reading this stuff to know which liquidity they are talking about). There have been several hiccups, where to meet some rules, a bunch of players needed Ts fast, but couldn't get any. No one else could lend them.
Three times the Fed had to step in, via it's Reverse Repo facility and basically lend Ts into the market. One time, nearly $500B had to be lent out in one clip.
This is a problem. Shortages of liquid Ts.
Now, if you think about it, it's crazy. A shortage of Ts. So much money printed, so much debt issued, but there is a shortage at times of that debt.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 25, 2021 07:54 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at May 25, 2021 07:54 PM (I58tH)
idk, but one "fear" they have is that some "bond bears" will overwhelm their ability to control rates, and if rates rise, "you're gonna see some serious shit" (even without the DeLorean). So maybe they are taking steps to enable them to control rates ... and extend "the game".
I had some hope for fed chairman Powell, Yellin is an obedient dove. But we are at a point where currencies and rates are part of the "war", and the NWO globalists have some global currency control plan, and it is mostly over my head, but I see handwriting on the wall. (it says eff the common man, but it is not "destiny")
Posted by: illiniwek at May 25, 2021 07:54 PM (Cus5s)
You got it. I will start working to overcome my shyness.
If it is Wednesday night, I can introduce you to a local group of pragmatic
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 25, 2021 07:55 PM (u82oZ)
It is sad and amusing that most of the "gender dysphoria" folks want to talk, talk, talk about their experiences with it and not much else.
Darlin's, there's not a one of you that is all that interesting to talk with in the first place, much less to be bombarded with all your profound thoughts and experiences on the highways and byways of mental illness.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 25, 2021 07:55 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 25, 2021 07:44 PM (5HBd1)
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TMI, tmi
Posted by: Braenyard at May 25, 2021 07:57 PM (/wRdn)
Ever see guys dancing on Stilts?
Charlie's Angels is on. It's the cross-over episode with The Love Boat as the angels investigate Fake Gay Darren Stevens and Bert Convy.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 25, 2021 07:57 PM (2zMax)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at May 25, 2021 07:58 PM (yVV7Q)
Posted by: CppThis at May 25, 2021 07:58 PM (8h1h1)
Anyway, they just showed two colored peoples dancing on really high stilts. Pretty amazing and risky. I've never seen that in real life; only on tv.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 25, 2021 07:59 PM (2zMax)
Yup. Not one of them can talk about the implications of the Human Genome Project. Sad.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 25, 2021 07:59 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 25, 2021 07:59 PM (jvt6t)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 25, 2021 07:59 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: klaftern at May 25, 2021 07:59 PM (r4sI4)
She'll be fine.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 25, 2021 08:00 PM (Uh2oA)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - White Man: Threat or Menace? Now Sponsored by The Outrage Outlet! at May 25, 2021 08:00 PM (7j3FI)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 25, 2021 08:01 PM (2zMax)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein"
A Black guy shot an Indian guy at a convenience store.
Posted by: f'd at May 25, 2021 08:01 PM (Tnijr)
One of my memories of youth was watching a bear ride a unicycle at a visiting Soviet Circus when I was in Japan. I still remember my amazement.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 25, 2021 08:01 PM (u82oZ)
I grok you. JW3 jumped the proverbial shark. OTOH, it's nice to just plug in to something mindless for a couple of hours. There were a few humorous moments and "director's winks" in it, like the sound his revolver makes seconds after he assembles it and shoot at the bad guys. When I heard that sound effect, I nearly tinkled whilst laughing.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 25, 2021 08:02 PM (HaL55)
One of my memories of youth was watching a bear ride a unicycle at a visiting Soviet Circus when I was in Japan. I still remember my amazement.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
They calls these dreams. Some call them nightmares.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 25, 2021 08:02 PM (2zMax)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 25, 2021 08:03 PM (5HBd1)
This sounds less like Treasuries suddenly becoming illiquid than the need for them being highly variable for some groups who aren't maintaining sufficient margin of error but instead hoping to buy treasuries as needed.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at May 25, 2021 08:03 PM (z5Vrg)
Not one pharmaceutical company took advantage of today's first anniversary of the elevation of the Blessed George Floyd to introduce a new line of fentanyl-suffused suppositories?
"They'll take your breath away!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 25, 2021 08:03 PM (pNxlR)
Heh, I crack myself up.
Posted by: Infidel at May 25, 2021 08:03 PM (E0OEG)
Posted by: Russian Circus Bear at May 25, 2021 08:04 PM (W4eKo)
Posted by: Tonypete at May 25, 2021 08:04 PM (Rvt88)
Time to step up. You got the marketing down. Talk to Venture Capitalists!
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 25, 2021 08:04 PM (u82oZ)
So many websites (looking at you, Insty) are full of "woe is us, we are so woe is us" that it almost seems like a Lefty PsyOps to make everyone surrender.
Posted by: Mikey NTH
If you read Instanpundit, hotair, and Gab, you'd either go mad or give up on politics. Which is why I'm certain that half of Gab's posts are from federal agents (Democrat operatives) fucking with us.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 25, 2021 08:05 PM (2zMax)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 25, 2021 07:44 PM (5HBd1)
And the brewery foreman said to the widow, "No, he didn't die that quickly. he crawled out three times to take a piss."
Posted by: Just the Punchline at May 25, 2021 08:05 PM (1o1zW)
A lot of ugly mofos out there and the masks makes them feel better about their ugly mofo asses.
Just a SWAG.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 25, 2021 08:06 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: JT at May 25, 2021 08:06 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 25, 2021 08:07 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Weasel at May 25, 2021 08:07 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 25, 2021 07:44 PM (5HBd1)
No Strange Brew references??
It's like I don't even know you people.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 25, 2021 08:07 PM (4fSQf)
****
My police officer friend at church is fond of telling me that their job now is mainly as an intermediary to give prior approval for insurance agents to consider your claim.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Medical school determined even mild COVID-19 induces lifetime of antibody protection at May 25, 2021 08:07 PM (9nwlC)
I don't think there are any other options, but if I could live out the life of Jeff Bezos' wallet, I am willing to try.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - White Man: Threat or Menace? Now Sponsored by The Outrage Outlet! at May 25, 2021 08:07 PM (7j3FI)
Posted by: Russian Circus Bear at May 25, 2021 08:08 PM (W4eKo)
Posted by: JT at May 25, 2021 08:08 PM (arJlL)
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I chose door two. I don't care about this crap except to point and laugh, and to try to prepare for whatever is the next BOHICA stunt they'll pull. Can't change it, might as well make fun of it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 25, 2021 08:08 PM (Uh2oA)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 25, 2021 08:07 PM (kTF2Z
Reads again. Doesn't see the word dead next to spider.
Sorry folks. Duke has passed away. I hope Buzzion welcomes him to the afterlife.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 25, 2021 08:08 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 25, 2021 08:08 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Weasel at May 25, 2021 08:08 PM (MVjcR)
One of my memories of youth was watching a bear ride a unicycle at a visiting Soviet Circus when I was in Japan. I still remember my amazement.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
I don't have to outride the bear, I only have to outride you!
Posted by: just the punchline at May 25, 2021 08:09 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: JT at May 25, 2021 08:09 PM (arJlL)
Have you confessed your sins today? I mean, your sin of ever saying masks were not necessary, or white lives matter, or that global warming is caused by man and is our greatest existential threat (and all your other sins)?
If you have sufficiently confessed in front of the state council, your investments are safe (but monitored). Just keep that social credit score up, and all it well. "how many fingers Winston?"
Posted by: illiniwek at May 25, 2021 08:09 PM (Cus5s)
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I need to watch that again. I haven't seen it since high school forty years or so ago.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Medical school determined even mild COVID-19 induces lifetime of antibody protection at May 25, 2021 08:09 PM (9nwlC)
I don't really understand it, and may just quit trying for a while, but we've got a situation where suddenly banksters and other players need Ts more than anything else in the world. Take all my money, take my wife, take my daughter, just give me Ts!
The big picture reason is the Fed has so fucked up the system, pushed us into lunatic fringes of batshit insane monetary conditions, that things are just going crazy. In unexpected ways.
One these days the whole system is gonna blow.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 25, 2021 08:10 PM (Mzdiz)
I loathe the tranny BS as much as anyone, but I suspect the kiddie diddlers cause most of the mental illness. As for Bruce Jenner? my money is on some of those nice, gentle 1970's steroids wrecking his endocrine system.
Just one guy's theories, but what happens in Hollywood and elsewhere to kids is worse than criminal. I don't even have a word for it.
Posted by: One Guy at May 25, 2021 08:10 PM (Wm5SB)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 25, 2021 08:07 PM (kTF2Z
Reads again. Doesn't see the word dead next to spider.
Sorry folks. Duke has passed away. I hope Buzzion welcomes him to the afterlife.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 25, 2021 08:08 PM (4fSQf)
I hear this qualifies as martyrdom.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at May 25, 2021 08:10 PM (z5Vrg)
I'm looking for a roomie.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 25, 2021 07:49 PM (U2p+3)
Nurse!! I have a roomie
and possible accommodations but I am flattered you think I would be tolerable. ;P I don't sleepwalk but I might snore!!Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 25, 2021 08:11 PM (d5OIB)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 25, 2021 08:11 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 25, 2021 08:07 PM (kTF2Z)
Burn the house down immediately. Only way to be sure.
Posted by: Mainah at May 25, 2021 08:12 PM (60SMO)
It all makes sense when you realize that the Western Leftist-Fascists and China are conspiring to realize china's One China [One World] ambitions.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 25, 2021 08:12 PM (2zMax)
Posted by: Russian Circus Bear at May 25, 2021 08:12 PM (W4eKo)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 25, 2021 08:12 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 25, 2021 08:13 PM (bxPTJ)
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I think it's much more simple than that.
They have figured the internet / social media / modern pop culture world out, and are fantastic at self promotion. Heck, isn't their most famous billionaire a star only because she's got a huge ass?
I *clearly* remember a social media campaign to try to get people who made $7.50/hour to send the youngest Jenner (or whatever) $100 in order to make her the world's youngest female billionaire, because GRRRL POWER!!!, and people were doing it.
I think Bruce is just part of that, and this was the only outlandish thing that made sense in that scheme.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Medical school determined even mild COVID-19 induces lifetime of antibody protection at May 25, 2021 08:13 PM (9nwlC)
Zero Hedge commenters are near the Earth's core in height of savvy.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 25, 2021 08:14 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 25, 2021 08:14 PM (V5Nn3)
This is a good plan.
I however choose door number three. Have fleeting hope and listen to Bannons WarRoom.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 25, 2021 08:16 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 25, 2021 08:16 PM (4fSQf)
Now the gaps between postings lengthen and 'rons and 'ronettes wonder, "Have I been willowed?"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 25, 2021 08:16 PM (pNxlR)
One these days the whole system is gonna blow.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 25, 2021 08:10 PM (Mzdiz)
I always note your posts, I agree with you completely. As to mystery of the T shortage - the only plausible explanation is that someone is hording them, someone big enough to horde a Trillion or two. Not many players are in that category.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 25, 2021 08:17 PM (bxPTJ)
It's surreal.
Since I was a kid I often heard the old cranks say "we'll all be speaking chinese soon!" as they feared for the future.
Then today I heard former fake wrestler John Cena groveling to china...in chinese.
Then I remembered mitt romney's ties to china. Then I remembered that other scumbag from Utah's ties to china. The billionaire fake Republican...Jon Hunstman.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 25, 2021 08:17 PM (2zMax)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 25, 2021 08:17 PM (kTF2Z)
negative, so I've avoided it. Heaven help me, I'm actually taking advice from the Horde.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 25, 2021 08:18 PM (H5knJ)
and one theory is -- that is their intent, to usher in the NWO, or at least the "IMF/BIS/AtlanticCouncil" run global currency control system ... or whatever. Bunch of unelected bureaucrats, just like the EU now, but extended.
Posted by: illiniwek at May 25, 2021 08:18 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 25, 2021 08:17 PM (kTF2Z)
Just follow Buzzion's voice. Or look for the light from his cell phone.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 25, 2021 08:18 PM (4fSQf)
Off to show that Daily Mail story on Suzanne Summers to my wife.
May your social distance be zero with the ones you love.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 25, 2021 08:18 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
And if you find the car keys you could drive out of there.
Posted by: Just the punchline at May 25, 2021 08:19 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 25, 2021 08:19 PM (bxPTJ)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Medical school determined even mild COVID-19 induces lifetime of antibody protection at May 25, 2021 08:19 PM (9nwlC)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 25, 2021 08:19 PM (V5Nn3)
And they have a good ol' fashioned Culling in store for us.
These people will make hitler look like an amateur with no imagination.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 25, 2021 08:20 PM (2zMax)
I believe you are correct. And I believe that the intelligence agencies encourage politicians and other powerful people to commit those crimes so that those agencies can exploit those politicians and other powerful people.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - White Man: Threat or Menace? Now Sponsored by The Outrage Outlet! at May 25, 2021 08:21 PM (7j3FI)
tickle on my foot and look down. There's a field spider the size of a
coffee cup right next to my foot and now I have to move.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 25, 2021 08:07 PM (kTF2Z
Move?? I would be planning the new deck after the mushroom cloud disperses and the fires go out.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 25, 2021 08:22 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 25, 2021 08:20 PM (2zMax)
Hitler kind of was an amateur with no imagination. Despite all the devastation he caused, he was a huge liability that led Germany to ruin.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 25, 2021 08:23 PM (V5Nn3)
btw, I saw some talk of old movies in 4K here today.
I bought the Blu Ray collection for The Magnificent Seven movies used off ebay for $16. I'm curious how good the resolution is.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 25, 2021 08:23 PM (2zMax)
g'early evenin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 25, 2021 08:23 PM (DUIap)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 25, 2021 08:24 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 25, 2021 08:22 PM (VwHCD)
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ThT was my initial reaction but my wife is all "the homeowners policy won't cover that."
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 25, 2021 08:24 PM (kTF2Z)
hey, BB
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 25, 2021 08:24 PM (DUIap)
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No one has been more oppressed since 15 year-old Andrea Wilson's parents took away her phone.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - White Man: Threat or Menace? Now Sponsored by The Outrage Outlet! at May 25, 2021 08:24 PM (7j3FI)
Imagine living in the ancient evil city of Babylon...with hitler as the mayor...and all you had to eat was Ramen noodles.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 25, 2021 08:25 PM (2zMax)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 25, 2021 08:24 PM (kTF2Z)
Mrs b would say fuck insurance, destroy all monsters. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 25, 2021 08:28 PM (VwHCD)
Sidebar -
Ryan Long: The Day-Trader Who Buys At Every High and Sells At Every Low
Lots of LOLs in this one; worth watching.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 25, 2021 08:28 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 25, 2021 08:28 PM (Uh2oA)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 25, 2021 08:29 PM (2zMax)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 25, 2021 08:31 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - White Man: Threat or Menace? Now Sponsored by The Outrage Outlet! at May 25, 2021 08:32 PM (7j3FI)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 25, 2021 08:28 PM (Uh2oA)
I'm with ya. I don't expect anything good out of government anymore, and so all one can do is laugh at how incompetent it is.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 25, 2021 08:32 PM (bxPTJ)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - White Man: Threat or Menace? Now Sponsored by The Outrage Outlet! at May 25, 2021 08:36 PM (7j3FI)
Close it up
Posted by Ace at 04:50 PM Comments
Yeah, I got a life so I miss shit here, but this line is so right on the money it hurts.
Ace, you're a gem.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 25, 2021 08:37 PM (z79tQ)
You know why President Trump hasn't written a book about his presidency or even said he will?
Because no one will publish it. It would be the greatest book of all time, but They will never allow him to tell his story about what really happened in his 4 years.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 25, 2021 08:37 PM (2zMax)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - White Man: Threat or Menace? Now Sponsored by The Outrage Outlet! at May 25, 2021 08:21 PM (7j3FI)
And I believe the agencies and other shadow orgs are doing the exploitation of those those politicians and other powerful people at the behest of some combination of chicoms and upper davos types who think they can control what follows.
Posted by: iron308 also semi lurking at May 25, 2021 08:37 PM (0xGdn)
Posted by: SMH at May 25, 2021 08:38 PM (a/6Gi)
I'm with ya. I don't expect anything good out of government anymore, and so all one can do is laugh at how incompetent it is.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 25, 2021 08:32 PM (bxPTJ)
It sure beats being like the Left and having a multi-year public mental breakdown.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - White Man: Threat or Menace? Now Sponsored by The Outrage Outlet! at May 25, 2021 08:38 PM (7j3FI)
Posted by: SMH at May 25, 2021 08:38 PM (a/6Gi)
Ya think?
And Ed Driscoll with his catch-phrases, trying to make "fetch" happen.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - White Man: Threat or Menace? Now Sponsored by The Outrage Outlet! at May 25, 2021 08:41 PM (7j3FI)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - White Man: Threat or Menace? Now Sponsored by The Outrage Outlet! at May 25, 2021 08:32 PM (7j3FI
Behold, gracefulness is thy name.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 25, 2021 08:41 PM (4fSQf)
Imagine living in the ancient evil city of Babylon...with hitler as the mayor...and all you had to eat was Ramen noodles.
Posted by: Soothsayer's
Isn't that, essentially, Portland Ore?
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 25, 2021 08:43 PM (sUR9f)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 25, 2021 08:44 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: ... at May 25, 2021 06:18 PM (uEbPt)
Congratulations, Easy E! You made the Sidebar, courtesy of Ace.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 25, 2021 08:44 PM (mdjgu)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 25, 2021 08:45 PM (Uh2oA)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 25, 2021 08:45 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 25, 2021 08:46 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Mikey NTH
*looks at time*
Not time yet for my kittehs to play.
Posted by: SMH at May 25, 2021 08:46 PM (a/6Gi)
Posted by: Bob and June Wheeler at May 25, 2021 08:47 PM (okV1R)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 25, 2021 08:45 PM (OTzUX)
--
We'd get a bag and pitch them at people. Like Nerf bullets!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 25, 2021 08:47 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 25, 2021 08:49 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 25, 2021 08:49 PM (Uh2oA)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 25, 2021 08:50 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2021! at May 25, 2021 08:51 PM (wyw4S)
Serious question: Who the f*ck is eating Necco Wafers? I saw them at the grocery and thought, surely the generation that ate ribbon candy, circus peanuts, and Necco Wafers has passed on to its reward.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes
Circus peanuts were chalk's last attempt to attract the crayon eating crowd. It failed.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 25, 2021 08:51 PM (pNxlR)
I just had a moment. I was eating dinner, and Miley had Hallmark Mysteries on. An ad comes on. Some sad looking guy is going on about the loss of his ... husband. Oh he misses him so. But he's got move on, but he's getting older, poor thing.
Botox to the rescue. Now he's smiling, he's gonna go out and get his ass reamed good, now he's looking his best.
Sodom and fucking Gomorrah we are. At this point, I hate American culture. If I could call in an SMOD on my position, my country, I would. Samson in the temple.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 25, 2021 08:52 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: hogmartin at May 25, 2021 08:52 PM (t+qrx)
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Those are the only part of that roll of sidewalk chalk I like.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 25, 2021 08:52 PM (Uh2oA)
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2021! at May 25, 2021 08:53 PM (wyw4S)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 25, 2021 08:53 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 25, 2021 08:52 PM (Uh2oA)
Explains. So. Much.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 25, 2021 08:54 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 25, 2021 08:41 PM (4fSQf)
Nor the cat* is not a paragon of grace.
*AKA to me as Fuzzy-Pants McNugget-Head
Posted by: Mikey NTH - White Man: Threat or Menace? Now Sponsored by The Outrage Outlet! at May 25, 2021 08:54 PM (7j3FI)
Posted by: four seasons at May 25, 2021 08:54 PM (PisyI)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 25, 2021 08:44 PM (Dc2NZ)
Huh. I thought the maker went out of business a year or two ago.
Some things are really hard to kill.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf, Rectifier of Names at May 25, 2021 08:54 PM (8C7+r)
Posted by: hogmartin at May 25, 2021 08:52 PM (t+qrx)
Safe travels, Hogmartin!
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 25, 2021 08:55 PM (ehsF9)
Those are the only part of that roll of sidewalk chalk I like.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 25, 2021 08:52 PM (Uh2oA)
I never understood the draw for the all "chocolate" rolls of Necco Wafers. That flavor never remotely resembled chocolate in its taste.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 25, 2021 08:55 PM (pNxlR)
Going to unplug and pack up the fiber interface. See you all in a few days. t+qrx signing off.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 25, 2021 08:52 PM
don't forget to remember not to forget setting SCE to AUX
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 25, 2021 08:55 PM (DUIap)
Sodom and fucking Gomorrah we are. At this point, I hate American culture. If I could call in an SMOD on my position, my country, I would. Samson in the temple.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 25, 2021 08:52 PM (Mzdiz)
Botox is for fags? That might not be the message they want to be sending. Wait until Nazi P. Lousy finds out!
Posted by: Just the Punchline at May 25, 2021 08:56 PM (3YmCe)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 25, 2021 08:57 PM (Dc2NZ)
IIRC, Wrigley's owned them and decided to pull the plug about three years ago. Forgot who brought them back, another candy co.
B'Gal loved those things.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 25, 2021 08:58 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 25, 2021 09:00 PM (HaL55)
The factory for Necco Wafers had its water tower painted to resemble a roll of its offering --
tinyurl.com/fudrmwxc
-- and lest we forget, they were responsible for another abomination, SweetHeart Conversation Hearts, which were made from the floor sweepings from the Necco Wafers process.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 25, 2021 09:01 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 25, 2021 09:01 PM (pNxlR)
So that's where they come from. I always figured that an alternate dimension kind of gear meshed with ours at that time of the year.
Fuzzy-Pants McNuggetHead went galloping down the wood hall again. Hit the brakes, piled up in the runner at the front part of the hall. Walked back like he meant to pile up twice in a night, now is sacked out on the back of the couch.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - White Man: Threat or Menace? Now Sponsored by The Outrage Outlet! at May 25, 2021 09:06 PM (7j3FI)
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