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Quick Hits: Pride Month Comes Early! Edition
Oh good, we're going to have six weeks of Pride Month instead of the usual four.
Ellen Page -- who now calls herself "Elliot" Page and claims she's a man -- recently had her breasts cut off so that she could "affirm" whatever attention-baiting delusion she's having this week. She shows off the butchery in a photo that garners praise from the media. Content warning: the photo shows a woman's naked breasts. Though they have been cut off and maybe replaced with a pec impant? A study claims that straight men cuddle with each other all the time, and it's just not talked about. And the media keeps pushing this fake study. They really want to make Straight Male Cuddling a thing.Gee, I wonder if this "study" is, like most fake sex studies done by the activist "academic" left, based on self-reports garnered from a cattle call which of course only gay dudes responded to.
British researchers hypothesized that yes, gender boundaries are expanding. To prove it, they talked to 40 straight male athletes aged 18 and 19, which the study labels the typical arbiters of masculinity, to see if they've ever cuddled and spooned with another man before. The researchers figured that, if gender norms are changing, more straight men will say they're okay with cuddling and spooning with another man. THE MEN SAID THEY WERE OKAY WITH MAN-ON-MAN CUDDLING AND SPOONING What the researchers found was a bit surprising: the men said they were okay with man-on-man cuddling and spooning, and nearly 93 percent claimed to have done it before. It turns out some straight men really like cuddling with each other
The study looked at three main topics: bed sharing, cuddling, and spooning. "WE HAVE A BROMANCE WHERE WE ARE VERY COMFORTABLE AROUND EACH OTHER" Of the 40 men interviewed, 39 said they have shared a bed with another man at least once since attending university. The one remaining student said he didn't remember if he had before: "I might have been pissed [drunk]." But all 40 athletes explained that there was no stigma to sharing a bed with another man, even if the other man wasn't a particularly close friend. Thirty-seven of 40 respondents also said they previously cuddled with another man. ... Even early-morning erections weren't looked down on by respondents. The students instead explained that they broke the resulting tension and awkwardness by joking around, which the researchers noted as a historically common reaction to awkward sexual tensions between straight men. The three students who said they had not cuddled or spooned with another man also said they didn't stigmatize the acts. One of these three respondents even suggested that it would be nice to cuddle or spoon with another man.
So there you go. A friend who keeps tabs on Blue Anon Twitter says that she has seen this story really, really pushed by the left. "Blue Anon is really trying to make this happen," she says. Relatedly-- content warning for this raunchy Boyscast podcast in which they read and comment on another leftwing article claiming that men should be "pegged," and would really super-enjoy it if they allowed themselves to be anally penetrated. Anyone notice a theme with the media's "reports" on sex? It's weird, it's almost as if they have an agenda to turn men into women or, if that's not possible, at least turn them into gay men, who are less Problematic. An unidentified team in the Woke NFL told an Asian applicant for a coaching position that he wasn't really a minority, so he wouldn't get the job.
The study's sample was definitely limited. Not only did researchers only interview a small sample of 40 people, but they focused on a very narrow demographic of men: 18-to-19 student athletes from a British university. And these students were hand-picked by the researchers, so the results weren't randomized (the golden standard for research). This focused sample allowed the researchers to carefully interview this specific group of British men, but, as a result of that focus, it's unclear if the findings apply to a broader, bigger population. The study also relied entirely on self-reporting. It's possible many of these students misled the researchers, perhaps by misidentifying their sexuality, misrepresenting events, or even outright pranking the researchers. It's unclear how much these self-reports can be relied on, especially given the small sample size.
The NFL's transition from prominent sports league to middling left-wing institution is proceeding apace. Reports suggest the league is attempting to emulate the systemic racism of elite universities, where qualified Asian students are frequently penalized for being the "wrong" kind of minority. That is precisely what former NFL offensive lineman and assistant coach Eugene Chung said he was told during a coaching interview this offseason. "It was said to me, ‘Well, you're really not a minority,'" Chung said last week during a webinar hosted by the Boston Globe. "I was like, ‘Wait a minute. The last time I checked, when I looked in the mirror and brushed my teeth, I was a minority.'" Chung, who in 1995 became the first Korean American selected in the first round of the NFL draft, did not identify the organization that conducted the interview. Chung says he asked the interviewer to elaborate and was told he was "not the right minority that we're looking for."Ocean City, NJ, restaurant uses a robotic server in order to cope with labor shortage. I think Instapundit linked this with the commentary, "FIGHT FOR FIFTEEN!" Yes, at some price point, a robot becomes more economical than a worker. Decrepit cvck George Will: "I'd like to see January 6 burned into the American mind as firmly as 911." Because the Four Hour Insurrection was every bit as bad as nearly 3000 murdered Americans. You silly bitch. Biden babbled incoherently some more, even while simply reading a script written for him.
— imię nie może być puste (@Nijakitaki76) May 24, 2021
Check this out: Microsoft Bing's search results for Rand Paul, versus Duck Duck Go's, versus Google's.
Bing vs. DuckDuckGo vs. Google pic.twitter.com/cg3SahPdsJ
— Tom Elliott (@tomselliott) May 25, 2021
There’s nothing creepier than the way they’re relentlessly pushing eating bugs. https://t.co/EhvoJ0Y2Xt
— PEG (@pegobry) May 24, 2021
Masks are off — which means men will start telling women to “Smile!” again https://t.co/xIBwl6tY7a
— The Washington Post (@washingtonpost) May 22, 2021
The “We Accept Visa and MasterCard” flag flying in the middle of the BLM flags is so f**king perfect it hurts 🤣🤣🤣 https://t.co/PC1htqkqjo pic.twitter.com/ErSslnMzYU
— Oilfield Rando (@Oilfield_Rando) May 25, 2021
Finally, the New York Times and Michelle Goldberg find an "angle" to criticize their leftwing Arab friends' raiding parties on Jews about: They say that these attacks might hurt the Democrat Party. Not that this is criminal savagery. Or even racist. (Apparently the only thing that makes something bad is that it's racist.) No, the only objection by the left to the left's new pogroms on Jews is that it might get some Republicans elected.
I know this may be a controversial take, but perhaps the main problem with domestic street violence against American Jews is domestic street violence against American Jews pic.twitter.com/9ZiOGSAoZD
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) May 25, 2021
Heck of a headline update by The New York Times.
— Steve Guest (@SteveGuest) May 25, 2021
Of course there is no explanation. pic.twitter.com/eSF5YP9haL
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at May 25, 2021 04:48 PM (WAp1P)
440 Ashamed to admit it, but I am on the fence as to whether I want Trump to run again in 24...
I think the candidates in 2024 are going to be Lord Humongous and Master Blaster.
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Cryptid Anarchist at May 25, 2021 04:49 PM (Clxcy)
Posted by: Catherine at May 25, 2021 04:50 PM (+CqU9)
I'd prefer that he didn't and let Ron DeSantis cruise to a crushing victory, but there's no point in even discussing it. It's like trying to influence a hurricane. It will go where it wants to go. Trump will do what he does.
Posted by: ace at May 25, 2021 04:50 PM (eOTGX)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 25, 2021 04:52 PM (ufFY8)
Just that one time when it was 20 below.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 25, 2021 04:53 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2021 04:53 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 25, 2021 04:53 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 25, 2021 04:53 PM (cSyAR)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 25, 2021 04:53 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Trump at May 25, 2021 04:54 PM (saP0c)
Anyway, poor girl is sick.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 25, 2021 04:54 PM (PYll+)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 25, 2021 04:54 PM (s2VJv)
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Hey Kids!
Be Gay!
Posted by: Axeman at May 25, 2021 04:55 PM (wX0ke)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 25, 2021 04:55 PM (cSyAR)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 25, 2021 04:55 PM (o2MD2)
Tell me that's not intentional.
Posted by: Brother Tim sez: No Blood for Congress! at May 25, 2021 04:55 PM (OUMaO)
Posted by: kraken at May 25, 2021 04:55 PM (6Je/Q)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 25, 2021 04:53 PM
And there's not a lot of room in a tauntaun. Come on, man...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 25, 2021 04:56 PM (rBtIz)
You assholes have been holding out on me?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at May 25, 2021 04:56 PM (z5Vrg)
In other words, the students arrive from middle school in fairly decent shape, and their educational level starts degrading as they become "more educated" by high school teachers.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 25, 2021 04:56 PM (ZoOKd)
I'm well past Trump or DeSantis. Who's our Pinochet?
Pinochet/Bell Huey 2024
Posted by: Keith at May 25, 2021 04:56 PM (jdGlx)
Live in a matriarchy comes at ya fast, over there.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 25, 2021 04:53 PM (ifmtJ)
Ya dis is true...
Posted by: Swedish Men who once were Vikings at May 25, 2021 04:56 PM (PiwSw)
I'm assuming these pansies aren't talking about time in a fox hole.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 25, 2021 04:56 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Zeera Hunkering down here, Boss at May 25, 2021 04:56 PM (DDazy)
She cheated to get that Daredevil look some men, who will remain nameless, fasted for many months over several years.
Posted by: content forager at May 25, 2021 04:57 PM (5CY9V)
And I miss willow. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at May 25, 2021 04:57 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 25, 2021 04:57 PM (yQpMk)
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And you can be fiercely heterosexual and all!
Posted by: Corey Booker and Andrew Gillum at May 25, 2021 04:57 PM (wX0ke)
Posted by: We're Serving Up gp, Hot And Fresh at May 25, 2021 04:57 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: kraken at May 25, 2021 04:57 PM (6Je/Q)
The Left would eagerly support Hitler if he opened a twitter account and started calling for violence against Trump and Rand Paul.
Posted by: Ace at 05:49 PM
Ace, if you were a Republican member of Congress, these words would get you scolded by "leader" mccarthy.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 25, 2021 04:57 PM (2zMax)
THE MEN SAID THEY WERE OKAY WITH MAN-ON-MAN CUDDLING AND SPOONING
Because they're gay!
Posted by: rickb223 at May 25, 2021 04:57 PM (OCTRt)
It was the day America finally died.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
My hope is to see it with November 7, 1941...a day of infamy.
To be followed by complete victory.
Posted by: Brother Tim sez: No Blood for Congress! at May 25, 2021 04:57 PM (OUMaO)
Live in a matriarchy comes at ya fast, over there.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 25, 2021 04:53 PM (ifmtJ)
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WW1 fucked that country up badly.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at May 25, 2021 04:58 PM (WAp1P)
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Hey Kids!
Be Gay!
Posted by: Axeman at May 25, 2021 04:55 PM
But totally "born that way", right?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 25, 2021 04:58 PM (rBtIz)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 25, 2021 04:58 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: pawn at May 25, 2021 04:58 PM (PhoEv)
Posted by: ace at May 25, 2021 04:59 PM (eOTGX)
Posted by: Jmel at May 25, 2021 04:59 PM (bVhJi)
But totally "born that way", right?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 25, 2021 04:58 PM (rBtIz)
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Obviously, hence all the societal pressures.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at May 25, 2021 04:59 PM (WAp1P)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 25, 2021 04:59 PM (3H9h1)
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If a nude transgender male emerges from the psych ward and doesn't see a shadow where its new little groundhog should be ... then It means six more weeks of surgery.
Posted by: ShainS at May 25, 2021 04:59 PM (zYvXQ)
Posted by: Archer at May 25, 2021 04:59 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2021 04:59 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at May 25, 2021 04:58 PM
Way ahead of the curve, old boy.
Posted by: British public school masters at May 25, 2021 05:00 PM (rBtIz)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 25, 2021 05:00 PM (2zMax)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 25, 2021 05:00 PM (r+sAi)
Rather, we lie at the bottom of the bed by the feet of our wives and their lovers. Like dogs. Gay dogs.
Posted by: David French at May 25, 2021 05:00 PM (eOTGX)
Posted by: ace
Trump can't win. He already did and it was negated. They will never allow him office again.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 25, 2021 05:00 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: 13times at May 25, 2021 05:00 PM (K3B2k)
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If we men really cared, we would stop the End of the World sooner, so that women aren't hardest hit.
Posted by: Axeman at May 25, 2021 05:00 PM (wX0ke)
Posted by: lowandslow at May 25, 2021 05:01 PM (4thlk)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 25, 2021 05:01 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2021 04:59 PM
Since she's not a guy, yeah.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 25, 2021 05:01 PM (rBtIz)
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No one believes this shit unless they WANT to believe it.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at May 25, 2021 05:01 PM (iydjf)
Pinochet/Bell Huey 2024
Posted by: Keith
Pinochet/Galaxy C-5
Posted by: rickb223 at May 25, 2021 05:01 PM (OCTRt)
Couple of years to go whether the question even matters. 2023 will look nothing like 2021. Can't possibly know now.
Posted by: We're Serving Up gp, Hot And Fresh at May 25, 2021 05:01 PM (qpX6U)
Um, NO. Don't think so. I know how men think and they're never not thinking about sex. With whatever's handy. (handy's included).
I wouldn't be able to fall asleep for fear of something poking me where I wouldn't want something poking me.
These folks really are demented. We don't have to wait to die to go to hell. It's come to visit.
Posted by: jakee308 at May 25, 2021 05:01 PM (dLws2)
I'm still of the belief she NEVER had her breast surgically removed. She never had anything to remove, anyway.
She took drugs, leaned out, and her tiny tits disappeared. But I believe she, ellen page, is LYING to encourage Other women to have the surgery/butchery.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 25, 2021 05:02 PM (2zMax)
Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2021 05:02 PM (Cxk7w)
When I stop by for a few minutes, afterwards I feel like I want to slit my wrist.
Posted by: Blago at May 25, 2021 05:02 PM (5rlWY)
Posted by: 13times at May 25, 2021 05:00 PM (K3B2k)
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Everybody rang Chung tonight?
Posted by: Axeman at May 25, 2021 05:02 PM (wX0ke)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 25, 2021 05:02 PM (cSyAR)
When I stop by for a few minutes, afterwards I feel like I want to slit my wrist.
Posted by: Blago at May 25, 2021 05:02 PM (5rlWY)
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You're in before the bat thread.
Posted by: Axeman at May 25, 2021 05:02 PM (wX0ke)
I think they will. The margin is so thin that the House could even go Republican before the election, mortality being what it is among the geriatric red state Democrat representatives.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 25, 2021 05:03 PM (yQpMk)
"It's a madhouse! A madhouse!"
Posted by: callsign claymore at May 25, 2021 05:03 PM (hIIDI)
.........
I doubt he even got his own vote.
He probably got confused and voted for Trump.
Posted by: wth at May 25, 2021 05:03 PM (v0R5T)
How will I be able to tell her and David Hogg apart now?
Posted by: Citizen Cake at May 25, 2021 05:03 PM (HmZuC)
Posted by: Keith at May 25, 2021 05:04 PM (jdGlx)
Posted by: kraken at May 25, 2021 05:04 PM (6Je/Q)
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 25, 2021 05:04 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Axeman at May 25, 2021 05:05 PM (wX0ke)
Posted by: 13times at May 25, 2021 05:00 PM (K3B2k)
Not sure...I've read a few of these coaching interviews and they are really effed up, given the level of...umm...education that many of the players have. HR Departments are not involved.
It sounds to me like he is trying to be civil about it. Thing is, I suspect he'd be a good coach.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 25, 2021 05:05 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Ken at May 25, 2021 05:05 PM (ledCy)
Posted by: Blago at May 25, 2021 05:02 PM
You're going about this wrong. You should be wanting to slit leftist wrists.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 25, 2021 05:05 PM (rBtIz)
Roached Beef
Ant-y Pasta
Locust-ard
Arach-no-lamb
Mantis-cotti
Posted by: Muldoon at May 25, 2021 05:05 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2021 04:59 PM
Since she's not a guy, yeah.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
Meme: Guy and girl laying on bed
Girl on bed facing away from guy thinking: "I'll bet he's thinking about other women!"
Guy facing opposite way from girl, thinking: "are duck's butts really waterproof?"
Posted by: rickb223 at May 25, 2021 05:05 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: lowandslow at May 25, 2021 05:05 PM (4thlk)
Posted by: Archer at May 25, 2021 05:05 PM (gmo/4)
Nah, I think ellen page, a naturally petite lean woman, is just on Estrogen Blockers and perhaps a little Testosterone. "Abs" and a flat chest would, of course, be the results of such a prescription.
But she's sending a Message that is being broadcast in Big Media encouraging millions of other girls to "become" "men."
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 25, 2021 05:05 PM (2zMax)
I think they will. The margin is so thin that the House could even go Republican before the election, mortality being what it is among the geriatric red state Democrat representatives.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 25, 2021 05:03 PM (yQpMk)
It'd McCarthy's greatest dream. Pretend to fight -but shucks, we don't have the House or Senate- while not being held accountable for passing damn near everything the left wants. Just like the last two GOPe leaders.
Posted by: Bete at May 25, 2021 05:05 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Axeman at May 25, 2021 05:05 PM (wX0ke)
Because Hogg will always be a loser and never amount to anything. Page at least reached 'has-been' status.
Posted by: We're Serving Up gp, Hot And Fresh at May 25, 2021 05:05 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 25, 2021 05:06 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 25
No.
The bung hole!
Posted by: Beavis at May 25, 2021 05:06 PM (5bLiR)
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Old and (literally) busted: Busty Lesbian Pron.
New (figurative) hotness: Pecky Lesbian Pron.
Posted by: ShainS at May 25, 2021 05:06 PM (lqF2g)
Hilarious. The press has been sucking this disk ever since Kinsey. They just cain't get enough.
Posted by: Caliban at May 25, 2021 05:06 PM (HgGBT)
Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2021 05:06 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 25, 2021 05:06 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: 13times at May 25, 2021 05:07 PM (K3B2k)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 25, 2021 05:02 PM
According to certain websites, after a couple of margaritas, it's game on. Or so I've heard.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 25, 2021 05:07 PM (rBtIz)
So on the men "cuddling" part when I read this I was thinking, you know maybe its a case that the men are cheap bastards and shared a hotel room with their buddies and two slept in a double/queen bed. You know, something I did post college when taking a trip to Vegas, so they're just manipulating the answers so they can include a circumstance like that. Then I saw that it was British men and the study specifically selected the men. So they're probably men that weren't unfamiliar with a little bit of buggery from time to time.
Posted by: buzzion at May 25, 2021 05:07 PM (vMCab)
This guy maps the progression: https://tinyurl.com/ybb8wd5p
We have watched each click of the ratchet, as mindless pod people tell us that each new change isn't really happening, it's a crazy conspiracy, and also it's good that it's happening. . .
It won't be long til the pod people treat carnivory the same way they treat "racism." They will shamefully, tearfully admit they used to eat meat. They will confess their bewilderment that they ever thought this was ok. Probably within a decade, these things will come to pass . . .
Posted by: Lizzy at May 25, 2021 05:07 PM (bDqIh)
Because Hogg will always be a loser and never amount to anything. Page at least reached 'has-been' status.
Posted by: We're Serving Up gp, Hot And Fresh at May 25, 2021 05:05 PM (qpX6U)
Ellen's arms are bigger.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 25, 2021 05:07 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 25, 2021 05:07 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: James at May 25, 2021 05:07 PM (yVV7Q)
It's OK as long as the chicks STFU. "Tell me what you're thinking about!"
Posted by: We're Serving Up gp, Hot And Fresh at May 25, 2021 05:07 PM (qpX6U)
........
You must have missed the George Floyd Day post.
It was a celebration!
Posted by: wth at May 25, 2021 05:08 PM (v0R5T)
Students are poor and frequently travel. When I went to DC on a weekend trip, five guys rented a single room with two double beds. Two guys on each bed, one guy on the cushions taken from the chair on the floor.
this is common among students. It's not "gay." It's just trying to live cheaply. (It's different for anyone older than 24!)
This is expanding the definition of "gay behavior" to make as many guys "gay" as possible. Although, with this group of male-male snugglers and spooners, it doesn't seem like they had to try that hard.
Posted by: ace at May 25, 2021 05:08 PM (eOTGX)
Posted by: kraken at May 25, 2021 05:08 PM (6Je/Q)
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 25, 2021 05:04 PM (nxdel)
Ugh. I haven't followed much with life being what it is right now. I lived and worked downtown for a couple of years right out of college. Rents are almost back down to the 1998 level from what I've heard for downtown apartments.
Friendliest city in the US will be destroyed by these jackasses.Posted by: Catherine at May 25, 2021 05:08 PM (+CqU9)
Roached Beef
Ant-y Pasta
Locust-ard
Arach-no-lamb
Mantis-cotti
Posted by: Muldoon at May 25, 2021 05:05 PM (m45I2)
Waiter! There is a soup in my fly!
Posted by: Diogenes at May 25, 2021 05:08 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: V. Putin at May 25, 2021 05:08 PM (yVV7Q)
Alternate post title (that someone should tweet):
Ellen Page Is Back Again To Remind Us How Much Trouble She Went Through To Look Like Justin Bieber
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 25, 2021 05:08 PM (2zMax)
Posted by: Just a side note at May 25, 2021 05:09 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at May 25, 2021 05:03 PM
She'll be in front of a camera less.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 25, 2021 05:09 PM (rBtIz)
Her character is my picture of Elliot Page, and just about as convincing.
Posted by: Axeman at May 25, 2021 05:09 PM (wX0ke)
I don't think I've ever heard any guy tell a gal to "Smile". I mean like never.
The closest I ever come to that is when one of my brilliant witticisms flies over the head of the delightful and erudite Mrs naturalfake. In which case, I may say:
"Yeee-haw, that's a joke, girl! Yuck it up! Woooooo!"
Surprisingly, she, even when subtly tipped to the presence of a superior jest floating in the conversational, usually does not yuck it up.(!)
Posted by: naturalfake at May 25, 2021 05:09 PM (dWwl8)
He probably got confused and voted for Trump.
Posted by: wth at May 25, 2021 05:03 PM (v0R5T
In fairness, that butterfly ballot was confusing.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 25, 2021 05:09 PM (BMmaB)
I am pretty sure that "bed sharing" is the entire evidence for queer Abe Lincoln that the Left love so much.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 25, 2021 05:09 PM (yQpMk)
First and foremost, they hate humans and faggots don't reproduce.
Second, and also foremost, many leftists are themselves faggots and like a steady supply of youthful faggots to buttfuck them.
That's my theory.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 25, 2021 05:09 PM (XmYq7)
The English are an effeminate race.
- The French
Posted by: Archer at May 25, 2021 05:09 PM (gmo/4)
It's OK as long as the chicks STFU. "Tell me what you're thinking about!"
Posted by: We're Serving Up gp
See #78. Come up with something so off the wall, they'll be afraid to ask again.
Ever.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 25, 2021 05:09 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: 13times at May 25, 2021 05:00 PM (K3B2k)
It could be anyone but it sounds like something that self hating piece of shit Dan Rooney would say.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 25, 2021 05:09 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: E.T. touching a glowing finger to her nipple at May 25, 2021 05:10 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 25, 2021 05:07 PM (m45I2)
Damn! Must take a lot of male moths to make that.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 25, 2021 05:10 PM (o2MD2)
A sexual tyrannosaurus for sure.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 25, 2021 04:57 PM (yQpMk)
She looks like a woman that likes to wear men's clothes and happened to have her tits sawed off.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 25, 2021 05:10 PM (+BMD8)
Posted by: Caliban at May 25, 2021 05:10 PM (HgGBT)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 25, 2021 05:10 PM (jvt6t)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 25, 2021 05:06 PM (r+sAi)
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Which is why we should literally nominate a turnip instead of playing along with and thus sanctioning the North Korean-stye election.
Posted by: ShainS at May 25, 2021 05:10 PM (lqF2g)
Also, I don't like no one touching my stuff. So just keep your meathooks off. If I catch any of you guys in my stuff... I'll kill ya. And I don't like nobody touching me. Any of you homos touch me... I'll kill ya. Same with cuddling. Any of you homos try to cuddle me, I'll kill ya.
Posted by: Pvt. Psycho at May 25, 2021 05:11 PM (aXxgO)
I tell em 'turn that frown upside down.' Great pickup line.
Posted by: We're Serving Up gp, Hot And Fresh at May 25, 2021 05:11 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 25, 2021 05:11 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at May 25, 2021 05:11 PM (HmZuC)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 25, 2021 05:11 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 25, 2021 05:11 PM (m45I2)
This is expanding the definition of "gay behavior" to make as many guys "gay" as possible. Although, with this group of male-male snugglers and spooners, it doesn't seem like they had to try that hard.
Posted by: ace at May 25, 2021 05:08 PM (eOTGX)
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1. Sharing a bed with another man is not gay. But it's not "cuddling".
2. It's like the "Everyone's born an atheist" type of atheist.
"This BRICK is an atheist!"
Posted by: Axeman at May 25, 2021 05:11 PM (wX0ke)
Roached Beef
Ant-y Pasta
Locust-ard
Arach-no-lamb
Mantis-cotti
Posted by: Muldoon at May 25, 2021 05:05 PM (m45I2)
I would think Butterflies would taste the best.
Posted by: Just a side note at May 25, 2021 05:12 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 25, 2021 05:02 PM
According to certain websites, after a couple of margaritas, it's game on. Or so I've heard.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 25, 2021 05:07 PM (rBtIz)
Three cosmos and they usually let you take pictures.
A friend told me)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 25, 2021 05:12 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: kraken at May 25, 2021 05:12 PM (6Je/Q)
Posted by: ace at May 25, 2021 05:08 PM
Much like the way "historians" try to claim Lincoln and others are gay. They shared a hotel bed, just like half the freakin' population at the time did to save money. But yeah...totally ghey.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 25, 2021 05:12 PM (rBtIz)
shape, and their educational level starts degrading as they become "more
educated" by high school teachers.
perhaps their minds are *too* highly trained, majikthise.
Posted by: Vroomfondel at May 25, 2021 05:12 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Axeman at May 25, 2021 05:12 PM (wX0ke)
To do that, DuckDuckGo gets its results from over four hundred sources. These include hundreds of vertical sources delivering niche Instant Answers, DuckDuckBot (our crawler) and crowd-sourced sites (like Wikipedia, stored in our answer indexes). We also of course have more traditional links in the search results, which we also source from multiple partners, though most commonly from Bing (and none from Google).
https://tinyurl.com/pya6cc65
Posted by: No Name Today at May 25, 2021 05:12 PM (vlXMQ)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 25, 2021 05:12 PM (yQpMk)
The closest I ever come to that is when one of my brilliant witticisms flies over the head of the delightful and erudite Mrs naturalfake. In which case, I may say:
"Yeee-haw, that's a joke, girl! Yuck it up! Woooooo!"
Surprisingly, she, even when subtly tipped to the presence of a superior jest floating in the conversational, usually does not yuck it up.(!)
Posted by: naturalfake at May 25, 2021 05:09 PM (dWwl
Leftest women are surrounded by and interact almost exclusively with leftist men who, of course, are all assholes.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 25, 2021 05:13 PM (+BMD8)
There is so much grift going on it's hard to track.
This is one the reasons why I don't have much sympathy for the likes of Rand Paul, and others.
Yea... they are/might/maybe are hammered by the left. To what end?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 25, 2021 05:13 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Vroomfondel at May 25, 2021 05:12 PM (sGtp+)
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Love the reference.
Posted by: Axeman at May 25, 2021 05:13 PM (wX0ke)
Posted by: Joe Buck at May 25, 2021 05:13 PM (uuj1Y)
Posted by: 13times at May 25, 2021 05:07 PM (K3B2k)
She helped drain Scott Walker's campaign funds before Iowa in 2016.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 25, 2021 05:13 PM (y7DUB)
This is expanding the definition of "gay behavior" to make as many
guys "gay" as possible. Although, with this group of male-male snugglers
and spooners, it doesn't seem like they had to try that hard.
Posted by: ace at May 25, 2021 05:08 PM (eOTGX)
IIRC at some point Young Abe Lincoln had a roommate and they only had one bed, and a few years ago someone tried to use it as proof that the railsplitter wasn't just splitting logs.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 25, 2021 05:13 PM (BMmaB)
Posted by: West at May 25, 2021 05:13 PM (QY+6a)
I'm holding back until I see what his upcoming rallies are like. If he comes out swinging like a boss, and especially if he triples down on the media being not only the enemy of the people, but the willing handmaidens of evil, then I'll consider getting back on the Trump train.
I want a nasty, vicious, ice-pick in the ear bastard as the candidate.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 25, 2021 05:13 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 25, 2021 05:13 PM (/wRdn)
Posted by: Just a side note at May 25, 2021 05:13 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 25, 2021 05:13 PM (rBtIz)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 25, 2021 05:13 PM (2zMax)
butterfly shrimp. because we heard you like to eat bugs, so we put some bugs on your bugs.
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at May 25, 2021 05:13 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: banana Dream at May 25, 2021 05:13 PM (+BMD8)
Posted by: banana Dream at May 25, 2021 05:10 PM (+BMD
I'd tap dat ass.....
Posted by: Silver Bullitt at May 25, 2021 05:14 PM (jvt6t)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
Remember sailors: It never gay when you're under way. It's only queer at the pier.
Marines: Eat your crayons.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 25, 2021 05:14 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2021 05:14 PM (Cxk7w)
Yeah. If you see me standing around in my crocs and nothing else, I just want a hug, fellas. And docking isn't gay. It's just a handshake for men in touch with their feelings.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 25, 2021 05:14 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at May 25, 2021 05:14 PM (/aiGx)
Aren't we overdue for a new "study" showing conservative men have "lizard brains" and are naturally dumb and violent?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 25, 2021 05:15 PM (2zMax)
Biggest statement of horsesh*t since horsesh*t was invented. So, in a random group of ten men, not even one whole man hasn't cuddled.
The clickbaiting has gone to plaid.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 25, 2021 05:15 PM (aXxgO)
I tell em 'turn that frown upside down.' Great pickup line.
Posted by: We're Serving Up gp, Hot And Fresh at May 25, 2021 05:11 PM (qpX6U)
Like liberal women always getting harrassed and assaulted by liberal men and they are the ones on their side so conservatives must be even worse! I imagine that most of the men that tell women to smile are liberals.
Just curious ladies, have you been told to smile by some asshole and if you knew them were they a liberal douche?
Posted by: buzzion at May 25, 2021 05:15 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: WeBoned! at May 25, 2021 05:15 PM (8k7U7)
The thing that makes me laugh about that Page girl is that she changed herself from being a reasonably bankable upper B-list/lower A-list movie actress to being a sub C-list "boy" who will end up being typecast in high school student roles in low budget indie films for the rest of her career.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 25, 2021 05:15 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 25, 2021 05:15 PM (cSyAR)
I often enjoy the "He'd never say that to another male" complaint when somebody snatched it out of thin air.
Not exactly in the same vein, but: If men got breast cancer, there'd be a cure for
Posted by: Axeman at May 25, 2021 05:15 PM (wX0ke)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 25, 2021 05:13 PM
*fistbump*
For this, I'll buy you a drink at the MoMe.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 25, 2021 05:15 PM (rBtIz)
and others are gay. They shared a hotel bed, just like half the
freakin' population at the time did to save money. But yeah...totally
ghey.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 25, 2021 05:12 PM (rBtIz
Horde Mind at work!
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 25, 2021 05:15 PM (BMmaB)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 25, 2021 05:11 PM (kTF2Z)
Eat me!
Posted by: Uruguayan Rugby Team at May 25, 2021 05:15 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 25, 2021 05:16 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2021 05:16 PM (jK0Aw)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Orwell Was An Optimist T-Shirts 30% Off! at May 25, 2021 05:16 PM (s+u6b)
We'll get a "study" telling us "white men" have "lizard brains" who are inclined to "racism" and "insurrections."
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 25, 2021 05:16 PM (2zMax)
This country is filled with narcissists. So many people looking for their 15 minutes of fame and attention.
They all scream life is not fair and then believe that the world and its inhabitants owe them something.
Really a very sick way to live. I do not think there is any quick fix. The culture has been rotting for a while now.
Posted by: Czech Chick at May 25, 2021 05:16 PM (haWye)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 25, 2021 05:16 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2021 05:14 PM
Not just featured.
Sous vided.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 25, 2021 05:16 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 25, 2021 05:16 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 25, 2021 05:12 PM (yQpMk)
It's not gay if you think about Reagan while you're sucking each other off.
Posted by: Never Trump International at May 25, 2021 05:16 PM (+BMD8)
what about spring surprise?
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at May 25, 2021 05:16 PM (v3pYe)
-Joe Biden
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Out: "Confucius says ..."
In: "Confusion says ..."
That's quite a haiku ... but he's no Muldoon.
Posted by: ShainS at May 25, 2021 05:16 PM (3sDrJ)
168 The Left has been trying to get people to eat bugs since the early 1970's. Remember chocolate covered ants?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Orwell Was An Optimist T-Shirts 30% Off! at May 25, 2021 05:16 PM (s+u6b)
Had 'em.... tasted like chocolate.
Posted by: kraken at May 25, 2021 05:17 PM (6Je/Q)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
What's the rule on blow jobs?
Posted by: OMG LOL at May 25, 2021 05:17 PM (/bwEU)
He was confused. He was given words of praise to say about a Fed Gov organization that is not totally dedicated to CRT, unlimited immigration, transgender-mania, and destroying enemies of the Democrat Party. He kept peeking ahead for the Death To White Supremacists words he just knew had to be in there, but couldn't find them. Thus, incoherent babbling.
Posted by: Gref at May 25, 2021 05:17 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 25, 2021 05:13 PM
*fistbump*
For this, I'll buy you a drink at the MoMe.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 25, 2021 05:15 PM (rBtIz)
He gets the whole bottle......
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 25, 2021 05:17 PM (jvt6t)
Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2021 05:17 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 25, 2021 05:17 PM (/wRdn)
Posted by: wth at May 25, 2021 05:17 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: dartist at May 25, 2021 05:18 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 25, 2021 05:18 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: kraken at May 25, 2021 05:18 PM (6Je/Q)
Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2021 05:18 PM (Cxk7w)
Yes, but this time they intend to force it on us.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 25, 2021 05:18 PM (bDqIh)
It's phase one of the alchemical process, called negredo, the blackening.
The people pushing the rot believe they have to corrupt and destroy everything from the old world.
Then after more phases, a new world will arise like a phoenix from the ashes.
Make hope, humor, and encouragement top priorities, folks.
Posted by: callsign claymore at May 25, 2021 05:19 PM (hIIDI)
Posted by: Axeman at May 25, 2021 05:15 PM
You obviously haven't been listening to the commercials that assure us that every year X number of "men *and* women" , in that order, develop breast cancer.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 25, 2021 05:19 PM (rBtIz)
Posted by: 13times at May 25, 2021 05:07 PM (K3B2k)
She helped drain Scott Walker's campaign funds before Iowa in 2016.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 25, 2021 05:13 PM (y7DUB)
That explains why he went wobbly on immigration. George Will loves him some illegals. Chemjeff once challenged me on it and I was able to link two video clips of him pulling the standard cuck tactic of discussing illegals by just talking about "immigration." One was his "To immigrate is an entrepreneurial act," bullshit.
Posted by: buzzion at May 25, 2021 05:19 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 25, 2021 05:19 PM (DMUuz)
Fuck all those people.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 25, 2021 05:19 PM (jvt6t)
There is no other explanation needed.
Everything they do is aimed at destroying whatever morals and values God would want in us. The biggest difference is the fact it's being done in the open these days, with fanfare.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 25, 2021 05:19 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: WeBoned! at May 25, 2021 05:15 PM (8k7U7)
I've been here so long I remember a cob-logger dismissing it as a conspiracy theory.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 25, 2021 05:19 PM (2JVJo)
I'd prefer that he didn't and let Ron DeSantis cruise to a crushing victory, but there's no point in even discussing it. It's like trying to influence a hurricane. It will go where it wants to go. Trump will do what he does.
Posted by: ace"
I remember when all Americans were free to do what they do.
Posted by: West at May 25, 2021 05:20 PM (QY+6a)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 25, 2021 05:16 PM (o2MD2)
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There's this thing that nobody over media is allowed to mention called "de-transitioning".
People, who realize that simply having the preferred letter on their license is not the key to happiness, sometimes do that.
Is there re-conversion surgery?
Posted by: Axeman at May 25, 2021 05:20 PM (wX0ke)
Marines: Eat your crayons.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 25, 2021 05:14 PM (OCTRt)
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If those are the choices, I'll take the crayons.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 25, 2021 05:20 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 25, 2021 05:20 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: We're Serving Up gp, Hot And Fresh at May 25, 2021 05:20 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Just a side note at May 25, 2021 05:20 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: wth at May 25, 2021 05:20 PM (v0R5T)
I've been here so long I remember a cob-logger dismissing it as a conspiracy theory.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 25, 2021 05:19 PM (2JVJo)
I wonder if they have transitioned ...
Posted by: kraken at May 25, 2021 05:20 PM (6Je/Q)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 25, 2021 05:20 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 25, 2021 05:21 PM (m45I2)
I think he's achieved a level of wokeness to be crowned commissioner of MLB.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 25, 2021 05:21 PM (cwI4U)
winter and it's 50 below, it's ok to huddle together to prevent freezing
to death. Any other time means you're gay.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 25, 2021 05:11 PM (kTF2Z)
You are all fags. I'm freezing but I'm dying straight.
Posted by: Archer at May 25, 2021 05:21 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 25, 2021 05:19 PM (rBtIz)
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I guess there's a cure right around the corner then.
Posted by: Axeman at May 25, 2021 05:21 PM (wX0ke)
Yes, but this time they intend to force it on us.
Posted by: Lizzy
they're probably working on a cow pandemic
Posted by: x4 at May 25, 2021 05:21 PM (oA+QO)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 25, 2021 05:21 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at May 25, 2021 05:21 PM (HmZuC)
Posted by: WeBoned! at May 25, 2021 05:15 PM (8k7U7)
Are we still talking about coaching interviews?
Posted by: NFL Teams at May 25, 2021 05:22 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: The Tick! at May 25, 2021 05:22 PM (wX0ke)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 25, 2021 05:22 PM (m45I2)
winter and it's 50 below, it's ok to huddle together to prevent freezing
to death. Any other time means you're gay.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 25, 2021 05:11 PM (kTF2Z)
You are all fags. I'm freezing but I'm dying straight.
Posted by: Archer at May 25, 2021 05:21 PM (gmo/4)
Archer jerky ready soon!!
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 25, 2021 05:22 PM (jvt6t)
Google changed the search to reflect the most recent news. They did that three hours ago.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 25, 2021 05:22 PM (hKTv8)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 25, 2021 05:22 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Drerbrerard at May 25, 2021 05:23 PM (sMMcg)
Posted by: wth at May 25, 2021 05:23 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 25, 2021 05:23 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: WeBoned! at May 25, 2021 05:15 PM
It was all the lube, really.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 25, 2021 05:23 PM (rBtIz)
Posted by: Just a side note at May 25, 2021 05:24 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 25, 2021 05:24 PM (YynYJ)
There is no other explanation needed.
Everything they do is aimed at destroying whatever morals and values God would want in us. The biggest difference is the fact it's being done in the open these days, with fanfare.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 25, 2021 05:19 PM (4fSQf)
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Well, yeah, but the chicks are so hot...
Posted by: Braenyard at May 25, 2021 05:25 PM (/wRdn)
"Is Having A Baby In 2021 Pure Environmental Vandalism?"
This death cult won't be satisfied until all human life (including their own subhuman lives) on the planet is extinguished.
Posted by: ShainS at May 25, 2021 05:25 PM (lqF2g)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2021 05:25 PM (jK0Aw)
Posted by: WeBoned! at May 25, 2021 05:15 PM (8k7U7)
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Gay marriage was the last stand.
It started when a mostly-"scientific"-minded public accepted that to speak badly about homosexuals meant a gay man was beaten up somewhere.
The mental blackmail increasingly did its work, and the success of that strategy means it's ALL blackmail. If you don't agree with the left on what's "racial healing", it's like you're lynching black people in the 50s!
Posted by: Axeman at May 25, 2021 05:25 PM (wX0ke)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 25, 2021 05:22 PM (hKTv
They had to manually override the auto-censor.
Posted by: Drerbrerard at May 25, 2021 05:25 PM (sMMcg)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 25, 2021 05:25 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
There's an episode of How I Met Your Mother, probably the only episode I've ever watched, about one of the guy's convoluted hypothetical about how and when it would be ok to have sex with another woman who wasn't his wife. Basically, his wife would die, tell him he had to go on with his life and date again most especially with this one specific other hot woman and he grieved for like 3.7825 years then the woman showed up on his door. A bunch of other stuff he had in there too. But he had obviously thought this whole hypothetical through really well.
You seemed to put a good bit of thought into yours, I noticed.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 25, 2021 05:25 PM (+BMD8)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 25, 2021 05:19 PM (DMUuz)
Or Archie Bunker
Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated american at May 25, 2021 05:25 PM (4I/2K)
"Is Having A Baby In 2021 Pure Environmental Vandalism?"
This death cult won't be satisfied until all human life (including their own subhuman lives) on the planet is extinguished.
Posted by: ShainS at May 25, 2021 05:25 PM (lqF2g)
Which is wiping out the death cult needs to be at the top of our priority list.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at May 25, 2021 05:25 PM (z5Vrg)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 25, 2021 05:25 PM (vI0hY)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 25, 2021 05:25 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at May 25, 2021 05:21 PM
Speaking of, dear iHeart Radio app....I'm sick of hearing from Demi Lovato and Iggy Azalea(whotf is she?) Interview other people!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 25, 2021 05:26 PM (rBtIz)
Nope, outlawing farming:
Oregon initiative would ban animal slaughter, breeding
An Oregon ballot initiative proposed for 2022 would effectively criminalize the farming of food animals in the state by classifying their slaughter as aggravated abuse and redefining artificial insemination and castration as sexual assault.
Initiative Petition 13, filed with Oregon elections officials in November, would remove farmer exemptions from existing laws barring animal cruelty and specifically target practices used for "(b)reeding domestic, livestock, and equine animals," according to the text of the initiative. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at May 25, 2021 05:26 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: wth at May 25, 2021 05:26 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2021 05:26 PM (jK0Aw)
Posted by: f'd at May 25, 2021 05:26 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Archer at May 25, 2021 05:26 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 25, 2021 05:22 PM (hKTv
Because they were being called out.
Posted by: buzzion at May 25, 2021 05:27 PM (vMCab)
If you like cicada tostadas,
and getting chips in your brain.
Posted by: callsign claymore at May 25, 2021 05:27 PM (hIIDI)
Adobo with Mites.
Posted by: We're Serving Up gp, Hot And Fresh at May 25, 2021 05:27 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Archer at May 25, 2021 05:21 PM (gmo/4)
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I'm not--and I'm PROUD to say it.
Posted by: Axeman at May 25, 2021 05:27 PM (wX0ke)
Posted by: Just a side note at May 25, 2021 05:27 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: the squad at May 25, 2021 05:27 PM (UHVv4)
Boy, that gay marriage thingy put us on a slippery slope. Couldn't have seen this shit coming.
Posted by: WeBoned! at May 25, 2021 05:15 PM
Yes and No. I'll hit it the other way. I wish the state would have stayed out of ceremonies celebrating binding adult contracts in the late 20th century. No church owes me a ceremony, either.
I want Chad and Steve to enjoy the marriage tax penalty.
Posted by: Silver Bullet at May 25, 2021 05:27 PM (ILmBq)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 25, 2021 05:28 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 25, 2021 05:28 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: f'd at May 25, 2021 05:26 PM (Tnijr)
Could you eat the frozen corpse of someone you had cuddled with?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 25, 2021 05:28 PM (cSyAR)
Posted by: Axeman at May 25, 2021 05:28 PM (wX0ke)
I'll give it a year.
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 25, 2021 05:29 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 25, 2021 05:29 PM (zeMLQ)
Posted by: Axeman at May 25, 2021 05:29 PM (wX0ke)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 25, 2021 05:29 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: ShainS at May 25, 2021 05:29 PM (lqF2g)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 25, 2021 05:29 PM (hKTv8)
Brits.
Good Lord, how Britain has fallen.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 25, 2021 05:29 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 25, 2021 05:30 PM (PiwSw)
Brits.
Good Lord, how Britain has fallen.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 25, 2021 05:29 PM (YqDXo)
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The upper lip is not the only think stiff anymore.
Posted by: Axeman at May 25, 2021 05:30 PM (wX0ke)
So, totes OK if you do that to yourself? OK, Oregon is gone. Now I understand why the eastern part of the state was to secede and join Idaho.
Posted by: Archer at May 25, 2021 05:30 PM (gmo/4)
"You may not be interested in politics; but politics is interested in you." -- that Trotsky dude, who had an ice axe interested in him.
Posted by: callsign claymore at May 25, 2021 05:30 PM (hIIDI)
Posted by: havelhavolim at May 25, 2021 05:30 PM (fLpTX)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2021 05:26 PM (jK0Aw)
Without clear well-defined standards, we are little better than the animals of the field!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 25, 2021 05:30 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 25,
This is the craziest thing I have ever seen. Some of my friends run cattle in Oregon as well as here.
Insane in the membrane
Posted by: CaliGirl at May 25, 2021 05:31 PM (4tfcV)
Posted by: Archie Bunker at May 25, 2021 05:31 PM (LilNs)
Oregon initiative would ban animal slaughter, breeding
An Oregon ballot initiative proposed for 2022 would effectively criminalize the farming of food animals in the state by classifying their slaughter as aggravated abuse and redefining artificial insemination and castration as sexual assault.
Initiative Petition 13, filed with Oregon elections officials in November, would remove farmer exemptions from existing laws barring animal cruelty and specifically target practices used for "(b)reeding domestic, livestock, and equine animals," according to the text of the initiative. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at May 25, 2021 05:26 PM (bDqIh)
***
These people are effing insane.
Its all about how much they can get away with. Fu*k things up so badly that even if you lose an election, it can't be undone.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 25, 2021 05:31 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: We're Serving Up gp, Hot And Fresh at May 25, 2021 05:31 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 25, 2021 05:31 PM (k39e/)
@Breaking911
·
1m
PRES. BIDEN: George Floyd's daughter Gianna "threw her arms around me, gave me a big hug - and wanted to sit in my lap."
"My wife would kill me - we gave her some ice cream, she had some Cheetos, and I think she had some chocolate milk," POTUS says.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 25, 2021 05:31 PM (nI1Kq)
It's circumcision scar?
Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated american at May 25, 2021 05:31 PM (4I/2K)
Iggy Azalea thinks there's a highway between L.A. and Tokyo, so there's that.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 25, 2021 05:31 PM (Uh2oA)
Posted by: ShainS at May 25, 2021 05:29 PM (lqF2g)
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Wait, we're not doing fish puns?
Posted by: ShainS at May 25, 2021 05:31 PM (lqF2g)
Brits.
Good Lord, how Britain has fallen.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 25, 2021 05:29 PM (YqDXo)
Ernest Shackleton probably let it slide, however.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 25, 2021 05:31 PM (hKTv8)
Posted by: Arctic Explorer at May 25, 2021 05:32 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: callsign claymore at May 25, 2021 05:30 PM
Were you on my zoom conference this afternoon?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 25, 2021 05:32 PM (rBtIz)
Posted by: havelhavolim at May 25, 2021 05:30 PM (fLpTX)
Methinks the "british" qualifier explains a lot!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 25, 2021 05:32 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Agent 88 at May 25, 2021 05:32 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 25, 2021 05:32 PM (DAylg)
but i could reach the packing box, and pulled out one of 10 matching interior boxes, and realized it was the Mother Load: each one contains 1000 SB large rifle magnum primers... WOOT!
a veritable embarrassment of riches, as it were.
fortunately, i have no shame
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at May 25, 2021 05:33 PM (DhT1M)
Posted by: Just a side note at May 25, 2021 05:33 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 25, 2021 05:33 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: callsign claymore at May 25, 2021 05:33 PM (hIIDI)
Posted by: wth at May 25, 2021 05:33 PM (v0R5T)
Insane in the membrane
Yup. They're going for the brass ring with this one.
Anything short of it will then be labeled a reasonable limitation, Overton Window moved, on to the next incremental push to make us all vegan.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 25, 2021 05:33 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Axeman at May 25, 2021 05:29 PM (wX0ke)
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He's the guy who killed Hitler.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 25, 2021 05:33 PM (kTF2Z)
I want Chad and Steve to enjoy the marriage tax penalty.
Posted by: Silver Bullet at May 25, 2021 05:27 PM (ILmBq)
What's your stance on Chad and Steve raising adopted little Johnny?
Posted by: WeBoned! at May 25, 2021 05:33 PM (8k7U7)
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If you were starving would you eat Steve?
Posted by: dartist at May 25, 2021 05:33 PM (+ya+t)
Lots of people pre 2016 were ready to coronate Walker immediately and he ended up looking like a Rodham level campaign buffoon minus the fake black accent.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 25, 2021 05:33 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Arctic Explorer at May 25, 2021 05:32 PM (v0R5T)
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But it adds warmth. Just keep your head above it.
Posted by: Axeman at May 25, 2021 05:33 PM (wX0ke)
Posted by: callsign claymore at May 25, 2021 05:34 PM (hIIDI)
Posted by: havelhavolim at May 25, 2021 05:34 PM (fLpTX)
This is like me working on a job - and looking over - and seeing a fan. Weird - but nice.
Posted by: Silver Bullet at May 25, 2021 05:34 PM (ILmBq)
You think George Will is going to get any pushback? He doesn't talk to, listen to or read anyone's opinions that are different than his. He just sits on Sunday talk shows yammering with other like-minded guests. His understanding of any thought outside The Bubble is negligible. He's never been west of Point of Rocks.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 25, 2021 05:34 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 25, 2021 05:31 PM (Uh2oA)
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there is one from LA to Canada... it's called the 210.
(old radio commercial, from back when LA radio was listenable)
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at May 25, 2021 05:35 PM (DhT1M)
Posted by: Cosda at May 25, 2021 05:35 PM (FU8kS)
I think Instapundit linked this with the commentary, "FIGHT FOR FIFTEEN!"
Yes, at some price point, a robot becomes more economical than a worker.
*
Insert art exhibit that requires person to turn handle on machine to dump out pennies at the minimum wage rate, and the exhibit beside it detailing how much a motor costs to produce and run 24 hours a day nonstop.
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at May 25, 2021 05:35 PM (WQrYW)
Posted by: banana Dream at May 25, 2021 05:35 PM (+BMD8)
Did she find the Werthers butterscotch candy in your pants pocket that you promised she could have if she found it, Uncle Badtouch?!
Posted by: Lizzy at May 25, 2021 05:35 PM (bDqIh)
Ernest Shackleton probably let it slide, however.
Posted by: Darrell Harris
__________
Sir Ernest was no poofter.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 25, 2021 05:36 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Pete in Texas at May 25, 2021 05:36 PM (AUSXF)
Posted by: Just a side note at May 25, 2021 05:36 PM (2DOZq)
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That 27mil sure went fast.
Posted by: dartist at May 25, 2021 05:37 PM (+ya+t)
In animals, right? Not in people. Otherwise they'd ban turkey basters and sex change operations.
Which they should, instead of the animal bit.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 25, 2021 05:37 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Arctic Explorer
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But it adds warmth. Just keep your head above it.
Posted by: Axeman
Only if you light it. ANd if you do, you might be launched out of the bed.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 25, 2021 05:37 PM (nI1Kq)
Posted by: wth at May 25, 2021 05:37 PM (v0R5T)
Yup. They're going for the brass ring with this one.
Anything short of it will then be labeled a reasonable limitation, Overton Window moved, on to the next incremental push to make us all vegan.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 25, 2021 05:33 PM (bDqIh)
The people that wrote this and agree with it have never worked at a dairy or seen a cow/calf operation.
They want us all as living as peasants.
Posted by: CaliGirl at May 25, 2021 05:38 PM (4tfcV)
Men do not cuddle other men, unless they are homosexual.
Posted by: Wade Hampton at May 25, 2021 05:38 PM (Su9Le)
You hug your most intimate male friends in private if they need it.
Jesus God in heaven they win an election largely through coordinated fraud and they think they have the Chinese "mandate of heaven."
Posted by: sven at May 25, 2021 05:39 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Arctic Explorer
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But it adds warmth. Just keep your head above it.
Posted by: Axeman
Only if you light it. ANd if you do, you might be launched out of the bed.
Posted by: weft cut-loop
I thought that was as called a "Dutch Oven."
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 25, 2021 05:39 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: f'd
"Jesus H. Christ! Who farted?"
"Does it matter?"
Posted by: rickb223 at May 25, 2021 05:39 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: WeBoned! at May 25, 2021 05:33 PM (8k7U7)
Good, honest question. Ever been around these kids ? Or the adopters ? I have.
They've screwed (no pun intended) once the state gets a grip. We'd be better off with unwanted kids work and education camps. I'm not kidding on that. But - as we do this - two queers probably ain't all that higher up on the threat tree than a monogamous pair that routinely runs those kids in and out of their home. If I was in charge - queers adopt girls and dikes adopt boys. But that shit wouldn't work much better. It sucks all around.
Posted by: Silver Bullet at May 25, 2021 05:39 PM (ILmBq)
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When I was taking evening classes at Rollins College in Winter Park, FL, I was walking to my car and in the lot was a guy walking up to me. He told me I should smile. I was like, wth? I don't walk to my car or down the street with a permanent grin on my face. I think he was just trying to be cute, or maybe use it as a convo starter. I got the hell outta there.
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 25, 2021 05:39 PM (O+I8R)
expanding. To prove it, they talked to 40 straight male athletes aged 18
and 19, which the study labels the typical arbiters of masculinity, to
see if they've ever cuddled and spooned with another man before. The
researchers figured that, if gender norms are changing, more straight
men will say they're okay with cuddling and spooning with another man.
Well, among British researchers that might be true. Any man tries to light his rocket into my personal space is going to have a problem.
Posted by: pep at May 25, 2021 05:39 PM (v16oJ)
The number of males I have ever given a quick shoulder hug not my son are less than two hands worth.
Posted by: sven at May 25, 2021 05:39 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Darrell Harris
__________
Sir Ernest was no poofter.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 25, 2021 05:36 PM (mht8P)
Crowding together in a hole in the ground because it's twenty degrees and howling wind isn't cuddling.
Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at May 25, 2021 05:40 PM (gAFsE)
"It is a straight line from the fall of the Bastille to the rise of denim [jeans]."
Posted by: George Will (I actually said this. I'm very profound.) at May 25, 2021 05:40 PM (Uh2oA)
Posted by: banana Dream at May 25, 2021 05:35 PM (+BMD
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The sodomy makes it hard to sleep.
Posted by: Axeman at May 25, 2021 05:40 PM (wX0ke)
Hint I was abused as a young man by the person that was best male friend. (he went after many many people, (other boys all younger). I would not want to be the one who wanted to take me now. One or if needed both of us would die.
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at May 25, 2021 05:40 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2021 05:41 PM (jK0Aw)
Brits.
Good Lord, how Britain has fallen.
it's a man's life in britain.
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at May 25, 2021 05:41 PM (v3pYe)
"Does it matter?"
Posted by: rickb223 at May 25, 2021 05:39 PM (OCTRt)
"Brrrr. Quick, do another one!"
Posted by: wth at May 25, 2021 05:41 PM (v0R5T)
It's Frank Luntz, as for the embarrassment that's McCarthy.
Posted by: WeBoned! at May 25, 2021 05:42 PM (8k7U7)
Posted by: Just a side note at May 25, 2021 05:42 PM (2DOZq)
yeah right- Thirty-seven of the 40 respondents are actually gay
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 25, 2021 05:42 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 25, 2021 05:42 PM (y7DUB)
Abolish FEMA.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 25, 2021 05:43 PM (R/m4+)
Maybe? That's not the sort of thing I remember.
There's something weird about cataloging every douchebag comment and failed attempt to hit on you and then endlessly whining about it.
Here's a thought: maybe people tell you to smile because you're always frowning in anger?
Posted by: Lizzy at May 25, 2021 05:43 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Guy who always lies at May 25, 2021 05:43 PM (wX0ke)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * humble MURICAN! at May 25, 2021 05:43 PM (exIp5)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 25, 2021 04:53 PM (yQpMk)
Or 35 above and raining like a bitch on 3 men in a hole. Full clothed of course.
Posted by: Javems at May 25, 2021 05:43 PM (8SSHh)
.......
It's like Naked and Afraid without the ugly chicks.
Posted by: wth at May 25, 2021 05:44 PM (v0R5T)
no, they aren't
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 25, 2021 05:44 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 25, 2021 05:44 PM (nI1Kq)
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at May 25, 2021 05:44 PM (II3Gr)
LoL
Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2021 05:45 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Just a side note at May 25, 2021 05:42 PM (2DOZq)
.........
Don't eat shellfish and insects if you're allergic to shellfish and insects.
Posted by: wth at May 25, 2021 05:45 PM (v0R5T)
expanding. To prove it, they talked to 40 straight male athletes aged 18
and 19, which the study labels the typical arbiters of masculinity, to
see if they've ever cuddled and spooned with another man before. The
researchers figured that, if gender norms are changing, more straight
men will say they're okay with cuddling and spooning with another man.
Well, among British researchers that might be true. Any man tries to light his rocket into my personal space is going to have a problem.
Posted by: pep at May 25, 2021 05:39 PM (v16oJ)
"Hello, young man. I'm an academic you've never met before, who may or may not be hostile to you or have an ulterior motive. Would you care to ask this bizarre, invasive question in a way that you think will make me go away and nod, or would you like to espouse Wrong Think and run the risk that I'll put you on blast in public because I'm a spiteful c*nt?"
Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at May 25, 2021 05:45 PM (gAFsE)
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 25, 2021 05:45 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Just a side note at May 25, 2021 05:42 PM (2DOZq)
I've also heard that some chocolate allergies are actually allergies to the bugs that get mixed up with cocoa beans. One of those "people say" things that's on the internet and probably just made up.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 25, 2021 05:45 PM (+BMD8)
An unidentified team in the Woke NFL
I *think* he was with the Philadelphia Eagles... the same Philadelphia Eagles are having a 'George Floyd Night' this season.
The same Philadelphia Eagles will not be receiving one dollar of my wealth from me this season, or ever again. Let the homeless, wife-beating, resisting arrest, lowlife, bad currency passing, line the players pockets.
Posted by: Pubic Service Announcement at May 25, 2021 05:45 PM (N/gDA)
They used soccer players for the control group...
Posted by: sven at May 25, 2021 05:45 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 25, 2021 05:43 PM (bDqIh)
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Allen F-ing Funt told a lot of women to smile!
Posted by: Axeman at May 25, 2021 05:45 PM (wX0ke)
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at May 25, 2021 05:44 PM (II3Gr)
On any given day I have a lot of regrets on doing chemo, and no intention of doing it the next go round.
Posted by: Bete at May 25, 2021 05:45 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 25, 2021 05:46 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Captain Ned, Raging Queen at May 25, 2021 05:46 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: wth at May 25, 2021 05:45 PM (v0R5T)
Side effects may include hives, sleeplessness, needing to sleep, loss of coordination, sudden death, and dry mouth.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 25, 2021 05:46 PM (yQpMk)
LoL
Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2021 05:45 PM (Cxk7w)
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And then Bigfoot?
Posted by: Axeman at May 25, 2021 05:47 PM (wX0ke)
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 25, 2021 05:39
I've had dudes say smile to me in the same type of situations. I agree with you on the motivation of the guy saying it.
Who walks around smiling like a lunatic by themselves?
Posted by: CaliGirl at May 25, 2021 05:47 PM (4tfcV)
Was that the Candid Camera guy?
Maybe it's a generational thing?
Posted by: Lizzy at May 25, 2021 05:47 PM (bDqIh)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/451871/
Posted by: zmdavid at May 25, 2021 05:47 PM (xqRaG)
I am dedicating this intestinal sculpture to George Floyd.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 25, 2021 05:47 PM (SM7OE)
Besides, when your ridiculous little leaky jimcrack boat is being tossed around in the southern Atlantic while you try to find the tiny speck of South Georgia, you're freezing, your fresh water is running out and your deck and sails are coated with ice, spooning isn't what you're thinking of.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 25, 2021 05:47 PM (mht8P)
And this question honestly, expect if that answer would get your life ruined...
Take your time
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 25, 2021 05:47 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: sven at May 25, 2021 05:47 PM (Lzpvj)
LoL
Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2021 05:45 PM (Cxk7w)
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And then Bigfoot?
Posted by: Axeman at May 25, 2021 05:47 PM (wX0ke)
Nah, that was Sam Elliot.
Posted by: Bete at May 25, 2021 05:48 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2021 05:48 PM (jK0Aw)
the last man I hugged was the oncologist who told me my cancer was gone
The dude that gave my wife the epidural for our second kid said something about giving her a hug. I told him, if he'd stop her crying, I'd join in.
Posted by: Silver Bullet at May 25, 2021 05:48 PM (ILmBq)
https://thefederalist.com/mark zuckerberg should never be allowed to touch u-s elections again
On the other hand should be cleaning out casinos because everywhere he sunk money Sundowner won except in Texas where Sundowner beat out every other country for him.
Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2021 05:48 PM (Cxk7w)
researchers figured that, if gender norms are changing, more straight men will say they're okay with cuddling and spooning with another man.
I have a question: what exactly prompted them to make this "study?"
Or is that a stupid question?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 25, 2021 05:48 PM (YqDXo)
Outside of church?
No.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 25, 2021 05:48 PM (2SdPm)
Well CaliGirl I have often been complimented on my grin...
You can see it in crowds.
Posted by: sven at May 25, 2021 05:49 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Axeman at May 25, 2021 05:49 PM (wX0ke)
Or is that a stupid question?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 25, 2021 05:48 PM (YqDXo)
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Oh, I know, pick me!
The people running the study were looking for a predetermined outcome, and, therefore, ran the study so as to confirm their bias.
What do I win?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 25, 2021 05:50 PM (2SdPm)
These four words would have saved Abe....
"Mother it's a rerun."
Posted by: sven at May 25, 2021 05:50 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Master Chang at May 25, 2021 05:50 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 25, 2021 05:50 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 25, 2021 05:50 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 25, 2021 05:51 PM (k4dH2)
Unwanted rectal sexual congress...
//The Glee Gang's Ulterior Motive
Posted by: sven at May 25, 2021 05:51 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 25, 2021 05:51 PM (w5raC)
Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2021 05:51 PM (Cxk7w)
I have a question: what exactly prompted them to make this "study?"
Or is that a stupid question?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 25, 2021 05:48 PM (YqDXo)
So they could have a "Everyone is gay" article for pride month. Helps set the stage as Bob Hope once joked for [Homosexuality] to become mandatory.
Posted by: Bete at May 25, 2021 05:51 PM (Ojki1)
Yeah, that's creepy.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 25, 2021 05:51 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Axeman at May 25, 2021 05:51 PM (wX0ke)
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Resting bitch face is a real thing.
Posted by: dartist at May 25, 2021 05:52 PM (+ya+t)
Smiling is a predatory holdover, she telegraphs when she is threatened or sense weakness with it.
Posted by: sven at May 25, 2021 05:52 PM (Lzpvj)
The people running the study were looking for a predetermined outcome, and, therefore, ran the study so as to confirm their bias.
What do I win?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 25, 2021 05:50 PM
Obviously, a hug from some dude with a tent in his pants. Second prize is two hugs from the same dude.
Posted by: Pubic Service Announcement at May 25, 2021 05:52 PM (N/gDA)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 25, 2021 05:47 PM (SM7OE)
Mine was more like free form canvas art.
Posted by: Captain Splatter at May 25, 2021 05:52 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 25, 2021 05:52 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2021 05:52 PM (jK0Aw)
Posted by: f'd at May 25, 2021 05:53 PM (Tnijr)
I hated it.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 25, 2021 05:53 PM (cSyAR)
Pretty sure there may have been an Amazon gift card involved.
Or a bj. Perhaps both?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 25, 2021 05:53 PM (HaL55)
Besides, when your ridiculous little leaky jimcrack boat is being tossed around in the southern Atlantic while you try to find the tiny speck of South Georgia, you're freezing, your fresh water is running out and your deck and sails are coated with ice, spooning isn't what you're thinking of.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 25, 2021 05:47 PM (mht8P)
Either the greatest feat of navigation in history, or the greatest piece of luck in history. I vote for greatest feat of navigation. Pretty f'n good seamanship, too.
Posted by: Gref at May 25, 2021 05:53 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 25, 2021 05:54 PM (iTXRQ)
9/11 - 3000 dead, billions in damages, millions out of jobs and livelihood temporary
Jan 6 - 1 dead, 2 windows broke, maybe $125.00
Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2021 05:54 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Nana Pelosi at May 25, 2021 05:54 PM (wX0ke)
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at May 25, 2021 05:55 PM (II3Gr)
People who do not make a living faking being pleasant resent the attempt to control their emotions.
On the other hand those of us who do make a living faking being pleasant can and do engage in "unhelpful compliance."
You tell me to smile you'll think Jack Napier is about to visit batman's mom and dad in an alley.
Posted by: sven at May 25, 2021 05:55 PM (Lzpvj)
Pretty sure there may have been an Amazon gift card involved.
Or a bj. Perhaps both?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 25, 2021 05:53 PM (HaL55)
Pretty sure any study that offers a BJ if you say you cuddled with another guy isn't going to be attracting the "severely heterosexual" crowd.
Posted by: Bete at May 25, 2021 05:55 PM (Ojki1)
"giving or receiving?"
//Tragically straight respondent
Posted by: sven at May 25, 2021 05:56 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 25, 2021 05:56 PM (cSyAR)
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at May 25, 2021 05:56 PM (0OmEj)
And if Trump runs, he may need 100 million votes to win, which he might get.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 25, 2021 05:56 PM (px53t)
Adolf is the guy who killed Hitler
LoL
Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2021 05:45 PM (Cxk7w)
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And then Bigfoot?
Posted by: Axeman at May 25, 2021 05:47 PM (wX0ke)
We joke, but that flick wasn't really about Hitler. Or Bigfoot. It was more of a character study of an old man in the twilight of his life. Sam Elliot gave a great, subtle performance in that one.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 25, 2021 05:57 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at May 25, 2021 05:55 PM (II3Gr)
The ones that survive. They have plans to make that a not overly significant percentage of those currently alive.
Posted by: Bete at May 25, 2021 05:57 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 25, 2021 05:45 PM (iTXRQ)
Same here except she was a very nice looking divorcee. I'm sure it was my imagination but she seemed to linger just a bit when feeling the lymph nodes in my groinal area during my examinations.
Posted by: Javems at May 25, 2021 05:57 PM (8SSHh)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2021 05:52 PM (jK0Aw)
You're not a lunatic though.
I might smile if I said hello to someone. I don't smile when I'm alone.
Posted by: CaliGirl at May 25, 2021 05:57 PM (4tfcV)
Posted by: Bug-Fil-A Chicken at May 25, 2021 05:57 PM (wX0ke)
Either the greatest feat of navigation in history, or the greatest piece of luck in history. I vote for greatest feat of navigation. Pretty f'n good seamanship, too.
Posted by: Gref at May 25, 2021 05:53 PM (AMIL/)
__________
Any episode of that expedition is an amazing standalone feat.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 25, 2021 05:57 PM (mht8P)
they infuse a bunch of that into your blood stream, and you'll never have to worry about getting another x-ray, unless the coroner wants one.
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at May 25, 2021 05:57 PM (DhT1M)
Posted by: wth at May 25, 2021 05:58 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2021 05:48 PM (jK0Aw)
From your keyboard to God's ears
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at May 25, 2021 05:58 PM (II3Gr)
A beautiful woman with a beautiful smile is beautiful.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 25, 2021 05:58 PM (cSyAR)
Posted by: liar at May 25, 2021 05:57 PM (y4RCJ)
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It's much worse when the c4 alarm clock goes off.
Posted by: Axeman at May 25, 2021 05:58 PM (wX0ke)
You tell me to smile you'll think Jack Napier is about to visit batman's mom and dad in an alley.
"The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made."
- Groucho Marx
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 25, 2021 05:58 PM (HaL55)
9/11 - 3000 dead, billions in damages, millions out of jobs and livelihood temporary
Jan 6 - 1 dead, 2 windows broke, maybe $125.00
Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2021 05:54 PM
You forgot Nancy Pelosi's laptop with her autographed video of 'Two Girls One Cup' which is considered priceless by the majority of Biden* voters.
Posted by: Pubic Service Announcement at May 25, 2021 05:59 PM (N/gDA)
Posted by: Master Chang at May 25, 2021 05:59 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: President NPC at May 25, 2021 05:59 PM (FPuSC)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 25, 2021 05:59 PM (cSyAR)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 25, 2021 05:59 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 25, 2021 06:00 PM (mht8P)
Hollywood cares more about Chinese people paying to see their garbage than humans rights violations or slave labor making their iPhones.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 25, 2021 06:01 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2021 06:01 PM (jK0Aw)
So, I just saw Zach Snyder's zombie heist caper movie, and it was good dumb fun. And no masks required at the theater! So I'm happy. The mask mandate seems to be disappearing at grocery stores here.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 25, 2021 06:01 PM (Dc2NZ)
Students are poor and frequently travel. When I went to DC on a weekend trip, five guys rented a single room with two double beds. Two guys on each bed, one guy on the cushions taken from the chair on the floor.
this is common among students. It's not "gay."...
This is expanding the definition of "gay behavior" to make as many guys "gay" as possible...
Posted by: ace at May 25, 2021 05:08
This was the "evidence" Lincoln was gay. When he was a poor young man moving to Springpatch from New Salem, he initially lodged w/ Joshua Speed, who offered him a room and shared bed. It was common custom at the time. Heck, traveling you may end up sharing a bed in the inn w/ one or more strangers.
Posted by: Farmer at May 25, 2021 06:01 PM (55Qr6)
Back from a productive afternoon running errands.
Click on the link to the Canadian actor's medical mutilation.
Right smack in the middle of the article there is an ad for high end Japanese kitchen knives.
The cat came and checked on me, apparently hoping I had a seizure so he could start eating dinner...
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at May 25, 2021 06:01 PM (nILk6)
People smiling. A simple human interaction that means you're not an asshole.
But, hey, to each his own.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 25, 2021 06:02 PM (jvt6t)
*fistbump* Nothing brightens my day quite like a smile from a pretty girl.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 25, 2021 06:02 PM (HaL55)
A beautiful woman with a beautiful smile is beautiful.
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True! Rbf can also be used to communicate a "Don't even think about fvcking with me" vibe.
Posted by: dartist at May 25, 2021 06:02 PM (+ya+t)
Received and responded!!!!
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 25, 2021 06:03 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: Gref at May 25, 2021 05:53 PM (AMIL/)
Capt. Bligh's navigation across 3500 miles of ocean in an open boat - without losing anyone - has my vote for the greatest feat of navigation.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 25, 2021 06:03 PM (YqDXo)
Hollywood cares more about Chinese people paying to see their garbage than humans rights violations or slave labor making their iPhones.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 25, 2021 06:01 PM (4fSQf)
Hollywood saw what happened to Richard Gere over "Free Tibet." Suddenly rumors of gerbils in public and in private the PRC said no studio that hired him would have a market with them. And like that, *poof* one of the biggest stars of the day vanished and took the award show speeches and bumperstickers with him.
Posted by: Bete at May 25, 2021 06:03 PM (Ojki1)
Either the greatest feat of navigation in history, or the greatest piece of luck in history. I vote for greatest feat of navigation. Pretty f'n good seamanship, too.
Posted by: Gref at May 25, 2021 05:53 PM (AMIL/)
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Any episode of that expedition is an amazing standalone feat.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 25, 2021 05:57 PM (mht8P)
Yes. After getting to South Georgia, they had immense trouble actually getting ashore due to the waves, then Shackleton and two of the boat's crew made a grueling trek across the island, over high ridges of icy volcanic rock to get to the whaling station on the east coast. Back when men were men, not Elliott Page.
Posted by: Gref at May 25, 2021 06:04 PM (AMIL/)
"Eat some bugs. Then stick it in a guy's ass. If you don't, you're a weirdo. We're the ones who are normal."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 25, 2021 06:05 PM (Uh2oA)
Posted by: f'd at May 25, 2021 06:05 PM (Tnijr)
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Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 25, 2021 06:02 PM (jvt6t)
That's not cuddling, that's huddling. Survival situations are different from spooning with a guy in college.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 25, 2021 06:05 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 25, 2021 06:05 PM (YqDXo)
Trying to catch up. This thread/post is the left saying suck the dick, right? And most of our comments are , nope, not happening.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 25, 2021 06:06 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: f'd at May 25, 2021 06:05 PM (Tnijr)
Actually, kinda homo. There's lots of talk about being 'his wife' in the early part of the book. But...sailors.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 25, 2021 06:06 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2021 05:54 PM (Cxk7w)
In the land of 10k toilet seats?..2 million, minimum
Posted by: A dude in MI at May 25, 2021 06:06 PM (/6GbT)
Buncha bros sitting around in a bathhouse have to do something during the refractory period.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 25, 2021 06:07 PM (H5knJ)
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Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 25, 2021 06:02 PM (jvt6t)
Sure, 39 of 40 randomly surveyed British guys have had that happen to them. Must have hit up the "Climb Everest!" club.
Posted by: Bete at May 25, 2021 06:07 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Axeman at May 25, 2021 06:08 PM (wX0ke)
Posted by: f'd at May 25, 2021 06:08 PM (Tnijr)
Though, I suppose, lenders won't dare turn down someone with a high social credit score, because then they'll get sued for discrimination against the "job challenged."
Is this where I sit back and laugh as all lenders go broke, or, watch as interest rates skyrocket due to lenders having to give money to anyone who says things in the correct manner?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 25, 2021 06:08 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 25, 2021 06:05 PM (ifmtJ)
Semantics. Up above it's all fag all the time on that very topic.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 25, 2021 06:08 PM (jvt6t)
Posted by: Archer at May 25, 2021 06:08 PM (gmo/4)
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Which is quite effective.
Posted by: SMH at May 25, 2021 06:08 PM (a/6Gi)
Of course our troll is an indigent who couldn't afford a Trabant. But part of me hopes his high-end cars shtick is real, that there is an alarm going off, and that a naked bath-salt cannibal is waiting in his garage with a knife and fork.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 25, 2021 06:09 PM (Uh2oA)
I see the world is still spiraling down a toilet filled with radioactive poop.
Now I'm off again. Got Bible Study tonight. Later.
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 25, 2021 06:09 PM (sUR9f)
@WashTimes 16m
EXCLUSIVE: One-third of Americans unwilling to spend $1 to fight climate change
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 25, 2021 06:09 PM (nI1Kq)
Trying to catch up. This thread/post is the left saying suck the dick, right? And most of our comments are , nope, not happening.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 25, 2021 06:06 PM (VcFUs)
For men. Women apparently can't wait to act out those pron films with each other if you have the right candle light and some alcohol.
Posted by: Bete at May 25, 2021 06:09 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Bete at May 25, 2021 06:07 PM (Ojki1)
I'm talking about you. I know what I would do to survive.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 25, 2021 06:09 PM (jvt6t)
Posted by: Bete
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More like 'Ron fantasies.
Posted by: SMH at May 25, 2021 06:10 PM (a/6Gi)
Posted by: Staff-Colonel Yeti at May 25, 2021 06:10 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 25, 2021 06:10 PM (jvt6t)
Posted by: f'd at May 25, 2021 06:10 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Just a side note at May 25, 2021 05:13 PM (2DOZq)
Are you suggesting this a reason to pay closer attention to Downton Abbey when the wife is watching it [dear God, again.]
Posted by: Mr. Barky at May 25, 2021 06:10 PM (hKi6n)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2021 06:10 PM (jK0Aw)
My young guitar-playing friend whom I've spoken of here over the years once showed me the "walking bitch face." Works great in the city to keep the bums away.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 25, 2021 06:11 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Bete at May 25, 2021 06:07 PM (Ojki1)
I'm talking about you. I know what I would do to survive.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 25, 2021 06:09 PM (jvt6t)
When it is that cold- and I have been in places where it has- I don't go out and put my life at risk, let alone someone else's.
Posted by: Bete at May 25, 2021 06:11 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2021 06:12 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2021 06:13 PM (jK0Aw)
@WashTimes 16m
EXCLUSIVE: One-third of Americans unwilling to spend $1 to fight climate change
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 25, 2021 06:09 PM (nI1Kq)
A perfect example of how the media manipulates stuff.
One third of Americans think climate change is a political hoax and is only being used for political purposes and as such, would not give $1 to this so-called 'climate change'.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 25, 2021 06:13 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: SMH at May 25, 2021 06:13 PM (a/6Gi)
Look, liar, that was just a warning, okay?
Next time, it might be something a bit more serious, M'kay?
Posted by: NSA Frank at May 25, 2021 06:13 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: Axeman at May 25, 2021 06:13 PM (wX0ke)
Just got back from the grocery store. Still more masked than not, but the balance is shifting. Interestingly enough, it was mostly older folks who were not masked. Saw a gaggle of teen girls, all in masks.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 25, 2021 06:14 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Bete at May 25, 2021 06:11 PM (Ojki1)
Sure, but before the whole convo got derailed by faggotry, it's a very specific situation. Which most of us will never see, but from a survival standpoint? I'm staying as warm as i can until rescue comes or I make jerky out of the one that wouldn't. Simple.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 25, 2021 06:14 PM (jvt6t)
Posted by: SMH at May 25, 2021 06:10 PM (a/6Gi)
And one lesbian I know. Shockingly she doesn't seem to be able to get the candle right most the time as until a year or so ago her "women can switch like that" theory didn't seem to improve her dating life.
Posted by: Bete at May 25, 2021 06:14 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: f'd at May 25, 2021 06:14 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2021 06:12 PM (Cxk7w)
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Please, we prefer Chinese Islanders!
Posted by: China at May 25, 2021 06:14 PM (wX0ke)
Back in 1985 this fag stuff never came up. Not once did we ever think ,gosh, I hope people don't think we're gay. We were just two guys living in a tiny apartment.
Not to mention sharing a shelter half with your buddy in basic training during BRM.
this gay stuff has gotten out of hand.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Back in Montana at May 25, 2021 06:15 PM (4l77G)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 25, 2021 06:15 PM (PiwSw)
raykon called a cop, and the cop didn't kill him, huh?
That's it. Defund the police. I'm on board. What good are these people?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 25, 2021 06:15 PM (Uh2oA)
Posted by: f'd at May 25, 2021 06:14 PM (Tnijr)
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And if somebody were stung by a jellyfish, I'd piss on them--I mean their wound!
Posted by: China at May 25, 2021 06:15 PM (wX0ke)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 25, 2021 06:15 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Bete at May 25, 2021 06:07 PM (Ojki1)
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Obligatory Monty Python:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ztZC_AF0I0&t=12s
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 25, 2021 06:15 PM (Dc2NZ)
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Which is quite effective.
Posted by: SMH at May 25, 2021 06:08 PM (a/6Gi)
Funeh story. I had to publish a photo for all the online meeting shit now a days. So i put on a dress shirt and a power tie, then posed in front of a spot on the wall Smash hasnt occluded with furniture or whatnot. Happens it was in tje 2nd floor of the house looking out through the foyer window. I see neighbor man with alheimers walking his doggo whom then (doggo, people, stay with me) poops on the lawn. Smash snaps phot while i'm glaring at doggo and neighbor as they shuffle away off leaving the steaming turds on my lawn.
Now i have fourty or so system engineers that work for me, none of whom have ever met me. Their only idea of who i am is glaring angry senior engineer photo. One of them eventually told me i was "intimidating as fuck" when he first started working for me.
So yeah, rbf is a thing. Especially if it was abf from a photo.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 25, 2021 06:16 PM (VcFUs)
cicada's were loud. Really loud. They are out in force in NoVA.
Been cleaning out the storage unit and yesterday I brought my golf clubs back to stately Casa Backwardio. Spent a lazy couple of hours cleaning everything and going through all the pockets and stuff. Gave up the game back in '08 for B'Gal. And surf fishing too. Not fair for me to go out and have a good time when she was unable to.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 25, 2021 06:16 PM (HaL55)
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Fritzy at May 25, 2021 06:16 PM (VY+MJ)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 25, 2021 06:03 PM (YqDXo)
Excellent work by Bligh. But he knew if he kept sailing west on about the same latitude he knew was going to make a landfall.
If Shackleton's boat had missed South Georgia, his next landfall would likely have been South Georgia, after going all the way around the Southern Ocean. Nothing much else at that latitude.
Posted by: Gref at May 25, 2021 06:16 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 25, 2021 06:16 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 25, 2021 06:16 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 25, 2021 06:17 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 25, 2021 06:17 PM (iTXRQ)
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I'm so glad I don't give a shit about these lunatics.
Posted by: SMH at May 25, 2021 06:17 PM (a/6Gi)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 25, 2021 06:15 PM (PiwSw)
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Lilly explains RBF
https://tinyurl.com/mvtw3m4c
Posted by: NSA Frank at May 25, 2021 06:17 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 25, 2021 06:16 PM (UHVv4)
How 'bout a Skoda?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 25, 2021 06:18 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: liar at May 25, 2021 06:15 PM (y4RCJ)
The red dot on your chest shoulda told ya.....
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 25, 2021 06:18 PM (jvt6t)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 25, 2021 06:18 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Fuckball Z at May 25, 2021 06:18 PM (NdOIs)
Exactly 2 (two) benefits, one only provisional at this point, from the past year of science-free public health idiocy.
1. We can now reserve lanes at the pool we use for work-outs, so no more wondering if we will have to share.
2. Less hugging, esp. between men. While there have always been individuals/families that were huggers (between everyone, all the time, men too), until not that long ago it was a distinct minority. I clearly recall when things began to change - and of the people I know who changed, it was without exception those who also were going moonbat in general.
Other cultures have had men hugging, or kissing on the cheek, routinely, forever. Russia. Arab countries. But it was a distinctive cultural thing. Didn't happen in England, didn't happen in Brazil, certainly didn't happen in Japan or China.
So the dramatic shift towards men hugging in every casual greeting situation in America (well, many situations) was very noticeable. But it helped to have been a bit worldly, to have the change so clear and stark.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 25, 2021 06:18 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 25, 2021 06:18 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 25, 2021 06:18 PM (2SdPm)
How 'bout a Skoda?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 25, 2021 06:18 PM (PiwSw)
TBF, Skodas are much nicer these days.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 25, 2021 06:18 PM (Uh2oA)
Posted by: Skip guy who says NOOD at May 25, 2021 06:18 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 25, 2021 06:18 PM (O+I8R)
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Or have explosives implanted after extensive "cuddling."
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 25, 2021 06:19 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: DB- just DB"
I know. His parents!
Seriously though I think his dad was a cannibal king.
Posted by: f'd at May 25, 2021 06:19 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 25, 2021 06:20 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: dartist at May 25, 2021 06:20 PM (+ya+t)
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Fritzy at May 25, 2021 06:16 PM (VY+MJ)
Ever see those videos of trans people getting their 23 and Me (or the like) results and breaking down because science doesn't care about the delusions in their head when it comes to things like chromosomes?
Posted by: Bete at May 25, 2021 06:20 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: kraken at May 25, 2021 06:20 PM (6Je/Q)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Back in Montana at May 25, 2021 06:15 PM (4l77G)
It's gotten out of hand and will be lucky if our cornholes live through it.
Posted by: zombie Fred Thompson at May 25, 2021 06:20 PM (+BMD8)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 25, 2021 06:20 PM (OTzUX)
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Shackleton bringing back his entire crew alive was something else.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 25, 2021 06:21 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at May 25, 2021 06:21 PM (I58tH)
Exactly 2 (two) benefits, one only provisional at this point, from the past year of science-free public health idiocy.
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No handshaking at Mass. That, and Extraordinary Ministers, and the stupid music, and the readers from the William Shatner school of declamation are why I avoid the Novus Ordo Mass.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 25, 2021 06:21 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 25, 2021 06:21 PM (UHVv4)
Real men want to have sex with real women. In their vaginas as dimorphic humans are designed biologically to do. Real men do not want to cuddle with other men, nor do we want to engage in biologically disgusting (and dead end) anal intercourse with other men. Real men do not want to have anything shoved up their "exit only" anal sphincter. All this BS propaganda to normalize the inherent, anti-Darwinian, anti-biological derangement of homosexuality is a thinly veiled recruitment effort of abnormal individuals. Real men do not want to be cuckcolded. Real men want a wife who loves and cherishes them as much as the husband loves and cherishes his wife.
"Experts" are almost always completely full of fetid cockroach excrement. Use your f@#$ing head for something more than a damned hatrack.
Posted by: Pete at May 25, 2021 06:22 PM (9DrCS)
still thaw out. You need liquid nitrogen to keep that shit solid.
pretty sure that if shit is involved it's more of a shart than a fart.
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at May 25, 2021 06:24 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 25, 2021 06:24 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 25, 2021 06:24 PM (h1jJh)
Posted by: kraken at May 25, 2021 06:24 PM (6Je/Q)
9/11 - 3000 dead, billions in damages, millions out of jobs and livelihood teg, that's the oufit formporary
Jan 6 - 1 dead, 2 windows broke, maybe $125.00
Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2021 05:54
Yep Skip, it's redonkulous. Piss poor "insurrection". They must plan on controlling this "1/6 commission" cause if they dig too deep they will find leftist provocateurs.
Jules said she has watched a lot of this and those in tactical gear are inciting others. That is the outfit worn by antifa types, not MAGA types. And will they investigate the DC cops that let "rioters" into the Capitol led by antifa types?
Posted by: Farmer at May 25, 2021 06:29 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 25, 2021 06:37 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 25, 2021 06:18
Only after a few beers and one hitters on Sat. night. Well maybe tonight too.
Posted by: Stoned on the ONT at May 25, 2021 06:49 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Rebecca at May 25, 2021 07:02 PM (4hJ83)
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Posted by: Case at May 26, 2021 12:12 AM (jDaP6)
Posted by: Gobbagoo at May 26, 2021 05:57 AM (2Ia/C)
I lived in a 4br house with 3 other guys for moist of the 90's...
I guess we weren't straight enough; because there was no cuddling there.
What? Is that not the takeaway?
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