The Morning Report - 5/18/21

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Good morning kids. Tuesday and Zhou Biden, or at the very least whoever is making the words that come out of his mouth not sound like the mush already in there, has come out and called for a cease fire between Israel and the Iranian backed and controlled Hamas terrorists. On Saturday, the Jew-hating America-hating freaks that comprise a substantial percentage of the Democrat Party were enraged that the Junta had remained silent on this issue. All things considered, it's akin to a show of solidarity for the hated "Zionist entity" comparatively speaking. But, Jarrett/Obama/Ayers/Soros are now calling for a halt. I guess that indicates that the IDF may have the upper hand, tactically and strategically, and we can't allow that, now can we?

The other thing that they are freaking out about is a weapons sale that predates the hostilities. All things considered, this too will probably be torpedoed, regardless of whether the Israelis are forced to cease fire or not. For the Stormfront trolls or those commenters who are Stormfront curious by "just asking the questions" who equate Afghanistan with Israel (oh yes indeed they did), you needn't worry about the Biden gang. Robert Spencer goes into detail on the low-lives now "occupying" crucial offices whose names should ring a bell: Robert Malley, Reema Dodin, Wendy Sherman, Maher Bitar, Uzra Zeya and Colin Kahl.

Oh yeah, this is sure to work: Secretary of State Antony Blinken said Wednesday, according to the Jewish Press, that he was "sending an envoy to the Middle East to 'seek to calm tensions' even as he urged Israel to avoid killing civilians." Israel does more than any other military force has ever done to avoid killing civilians, so that was not a good sign. Even worse was that the soothing envoy is Deputy Assistant Secretary of State Hady Amr, an indefatigable supporter of the genocidal Palestinian Arab jihad against Israel.

Back in 2002, Amr declared: "I was inspired by the Palestinian intifada." He said that Palestinians would "never, never forget what the Israeli people, the Israeli military, and Israeli democracy have done to Palestinian children. And there will be thousands who will seek to avenge these brutal murders of innocents." He did not, of course, say a word about Hamas' long-established practice of launching jihad attacks from civilian areas, so that retaliatory fire could be used for propaganda purposes. Of course, that was a long time ago, but Amr went on to a long career in the Obama administration and elsewhere, and never showed any sign that he had moderated his positions.

Anyone who is surprised that Biden's handlers would send a jihad supporter to talk with the Israelis and Palestinians hasn't been paying attention"...

...Having assembled this team of Israel-haters and jihad supporters, Biden's handlers are likely to press Israel to stop defending itself and make new concessions to the jihadis.

As I have stated for the past several days, Israel is facing an existential crisis as serious as any in its history. And considering we have a government - and an illegitimate one at that - that is openly anti-Zionist and anti-Semitic makes the potential for catastrophe that much greater. Make no mistake, that catastrophe will reach out and touch us right here. Pausing for a moment, the thought of the Middle Eastern situation today was almost unthinkable a year ago thanks to President-in-exile Trump. Iran was on the ropes, the so-called "Palestinians" had been removed from the chess board and the greatest regional geopolitical realignment in history that had never before been conceivable (or even wanted by the "peace process" pimps) was within our grasp. How quickly that can all vanish, mostly thanks to a rigged election.

No doubt, Israel is about to be put into the ringer. Regardless of who is running this country, it cannot afford to do the usual routine of get the terrorists in a stranglehold and then pull back to allow them to regroup, rearm and do this all over again in a few years time. Considering the magnitude of the rocket barrage, the Fifth Column of Muslims in its own country on top of the prospect of Iran going nuclear thanks to Biden, it might not have a choice this time but to bulldoze Gaza into the Med as well as root out the traitors in its own midst. That could cause a chain reaction (pun intended) not only with Iran but with China and Russia that are now asserting themselves in the area now that Trump has been removed from the scene.

Let me be clear here: nowhere have I said here or at any other time that US soldiers, sailors, airmen and marines should be deployed into this conflict or fight Israel's battles. Even if I wanted that to happen, considering who and what is in charge, that is a non-starter. That said, to not lend logistical, materiel, intel and diplomatic support to a genuine ally - the only truly modern, advanced, western democracy in the region - is to not defend our national interests for a host of geopolitical and moral reasons. I think tragically it is more likely that the Biden junta along with the rest of the UN et al are going to put such the squeeze on the Jewish state that it is going to react. How it will react is the question mark but somehow, somewhere, some way, someone is going to get their hair mussed. And to those isolationists out there, let me just say, you might not be interested in the world, but the world is interested in you. And with a regime in power that has no qualms about opening our borders and surrendering our sovereignty - meaning your own individual freedom such as it is - you should be rather thankful that there's at least one country out there that as it fights to keep the barbarians from storming its gates is, in that fight, forestalling the storming of the gates right here.

Then again, all things considered, we got stormed from within last November.

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1 WTFO??

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 18, 2021 06:31 AM (yrol0)

2 Good morning horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 18, 2021 06:31 AM (EjmvJ)

3 Thank you, J.J.


AAA

HB-Day!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at May 18, 2021 06:33 AM (S7VTO)

4 Some good covid news, a zero covid death day, from the Neanderthal state of Texas (Daily Mail, as quoted at LI)

Public health experts have been left scratching their heads as largely
conservative states like Texas and Florida reopened early against their
advice, with little consequence, while liberal states like California
and New York maintained mask mandates but saw persistently high Covid
case rates.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 18, 2021 06:34 AM (BdpFq)

5 Mornin', all. I shoulda known asking would get me Willowed. Anyone know a good source for a refurbished iPhone these days? I bought a mini off some rebuilder in 2015 that is still chugging along with a cracked screen, but I can't remember the name. T-Mobile is mask asshoe; so I'd rather not spend money there, which leaves apple for a new one, and I don't like that option either.

Thanks for the rundown, JJ!

Posted by: Catherine at May 18, 2021 06:36 AM (41zFX)

6 Morning Horde.

at least it's not monday...

coffee is ready.

Posted by: SturmToddler at May 18, 2021 06:36 AM (8D42x)

7 Hey NCAA, GFY. Who asked you to get involved in politics?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 18, 2021 06:36 AM (BdpFq)

8 JJ is older than dirt by my calculations.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * nonvacinated, second class citizen at May 18, 2021 06:36 AM (pfrg0)

9 Good morning morons and thanks JJ

As they have been doing in other policy arenas, the Marxist anti semites are sensing an opportunity, and they have been well seeded in key positions throughout the national security apparatus.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 18, 2021 06:37 AM (EZebt)

10 Yo, JJ! Appreciation and respect for what you do for us.

Howdy Hordelings!

Posted by: Doof at May 18, 2021 06:37 AM (mZUr4)

11 Morning peeps. Less mask wearing while out yesterday. At least some people get it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 18, 2021 06:37 AM (3H9h1)

12 Moronin', Hourde!

Posted by: Hans O'Lo at May 18, 2021 06:37 AM (u7pQw)

13 If Hamas wants a cease-fire, they can have one. It is within their power, unilaterally, to achieve.

Israel historically - and it is likely still true even though it might not be totally sensible - has never demanded unconditional surrender, occupation, administration and sovereignty. They have demanded peace. Those are very different things (though unconditional surrender may lead to it, it needn't).

Hamas can effect a cease-fire whenever they please. Just stop shooting. Stop firing rockets at Israel. Stop attempting to invade via their (now largely destroyed) tunnel network. Israel doesn't need to go to the table. There's no need to "negotiate" a cease-fire. This isn't a case of mutual belligerence. This is a case of one party attacking the other unilaterally and the aggrieved party responding in kind with force.

The ball is in Hamas' court. They can lay down their arms at any time. Israel isn't going to slaughter them to the last man, and everyone knows it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 18, 2021 06:37 AM (Jsjd7)

14 2 critically injuried in Ashdot

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 18, 2021 06:38 AM (HaFL0)

15 *AP Reporter in Hamas Building Lunch Line*

Hey Muhammed hows the falafel today?

*Muhammed*

Death to Israel

*Reporter*

So go with the tunafish plate?

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 18, 2021 06:38 AM (yrol0)

16 "JJ is older than dirt by my calculations."


Joe Dirt?

Excellent movie, btw.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at May 18, 2021 06:38 AM (S7VTO)

17 "Secretary of State Antony Blinken said Wednesday, according to the Jewish
Press, that he was "sending an envoy to the Middle East to 'seek to
calm tensions'"

James Taylor I hope. Because an aging musician with an acoustic guitar is always calming. Be Kind.

Posted by: Ripley at May 18, 2021 06:39 AM (MxEKc)

18 GM. Days of the week no longer matter.

Posted by: Ziba at May 18, 2021 06:39 AM (S1hrL)

19 Whether you're just looking for your morning coffee fix before work or a remote workplace with lots of ambiance, chances are you have far better options than Starbucks."
How To Stop Spending Your Money at Starbucks and Get Better Coffee

==

my local places decided to put up BLM signs...related, my household is now in possession of a coffee grinder !

Posted by: runner at May 18, 2021 06:39 AM (V13WU)

20 17 "Secretary of State Antony Blinken said Wednesday, according to the Jewish
Press, that he was "sending an envoy to the Middle East to 'seek to
calm tensions'"

James Taylor I hope. Because an aging musician with an acoustic guitar is always calming. Be Kind.
Posted by: Ripley at May 18, 2021 06:39 AM (MxEKc)

========

He needs to tell the people under fire from Gazan rockets that they're in this together.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 18, 2021 06:39 AM (LvTSG)

21 If Hamas wants a cease-fire, they can have one. It is within their power, unilaterally, to achieve.

Israel historically - and it is likely still true even though it might not be totally sensible - has never demanded unconditional surrender, occupation, administration and sovereignty. They have demanded peace. Those are very different things (though unconditional surrender may lead to it, it needn't).

Hamas can effect a cease-fire whenever they please. Just stop shooting. Stop firing rockets at Israel. Stop attempting to invade via their (now largely destroyed) tunnel network. Israel doesn't need to go to the table. There's no need to "negotiate" a cease-fire. This isn't a case of mutual belligerence. This is a case of one party attacking the other unilaterally and the aggrieved party responding in kind with force.

The ball is in Hamas' court. They can lay down their arms at any time. Israel isn't going to slaughter them to the last man, and everyone knows it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 18, 2021 06:37 AM (Jsjd7)

Yes but this time there MUST be a demilitarization of Gaza. Hamas can not be allowed to stockpile missiles and anti-tank weapons.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 18, 2021 06:40 AM (HaFL0)

22 Has Penn State replaced the statue of senile Joe Pa with one showing Jerry Sandusky The Pervert taking a shower with first year lower division persons?

If not, why not?

More coffee.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 18, 2021 06:40 AM (ddM9D)

23 19 my local places decided to put up BLM signs...related, my household is now in possession of a coffee grinder !
Posted by: runner at May 18, 2021 06:39 AM (V13WU)


"Brewed, Latte, Macchiato...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 18, 2021 06:40 AM (s2VJv)

24 mornin' y'all. Perfect weather today. Sunny mid seventies with a nice sea breeze. Might be a day to sneak in some fishing.

Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at May 18, 2021 06:40 AM (6Pqz7)

25 "Rep. [Rancida Taliban] (D-Monic), who is also a supporter of the Palestinians and has made anti-Semitic comments but is not on the Committee, wrote on Twitter: 'No more weapons to kill children and families @JoeBiden . Enough.'""



presumably they'll be needed to kill families and children of domestic terrorists and white supremacists.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 18, 2021 06:41 AM (ErSvT)

26 That Northwestern Law School story is a mind-blower. All they seemingly cared about in their hiring process, the single most important quality for candidates, was to find an aggressively Marxist dean. Every faculty member was already a little Marxist-curious, I suppose, but now the school sounds like it is going right over a cliff.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 18, 2021 06:41 AM (BdpFq)

27
g'mornin' again, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 18, 2021 06:41 AM (DUIap)

28 That Northwestern Law School story is a mind-blower. All they seemingly cared about in their hiring process, the single most important quality for candidates, was to find an aggressively Marxist dean. Every faculty member was already a little Marxist-curious, I suppose, but now the school sounds like it is going right over a cliff.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 18, 2021 06:41 AM (BdpFq)

So you mean they are like the DOD?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 18, 2021 06:42 AM (HaFL0)

29 NGU , even if they agree to demilitarization, they will still stockpile. It's complicated over there, with PA election for the first time in how many years. This recent flare up is part of Hamas/PIJ/Iran efforts to move to the WB.

Posted by: runner at May 18, 2021 06:42 AM (V13WU)

30 Why doesn't Blinken go to the Middle East and take Winken and Nod with him, one way ticket.

So much for Trump's Middle East peace. It's disgraceful to say the least.

Posted by: Ziba at May 18, 2021 06:42 AM (S1hrL)

31 Some rioting going on in Bethlehem and other towns in the West Bank..Good burn your own neighborhoods down

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 18, 2021 06:43 AM (HaFL0)

32 I'd rather remember Albert as part of the soundtrack of my youth and happier days rather than for the sex assault case and the general anti-American freak show that is the NBA today. On to obscurity, Marv.

NBC Sports, a poorly run shitshow (I was online buds with someone who worked for them and I never shirked from pointing that out), really fucked up by firing him for that dumpy skeeve freaking out at his weirdness instead of just quietly saying "this ain't working for me" and quietly moving on to someone who wasn't the greatest basketball play by play guy of my not short lifetime. After all, elsewhere the enemedia was saying "it's only sex" about a real life sexual predator who was anally raping the future of the country.

Marv cracked a lot of jokes with other members of the broadcast team but never lost sight of the action on the court unlike the ABC lead team of goofs and failed head coaches. Oh well, not my problem now...

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 18, 2021 06:43 AM (y7DUB)

33 Good morning! Moderna was interiew for local news (mentioned in thread below), here are excerpts and link: https://tinyurl.com/2eb77kkx

On Skepticism -- Stephen Hoge, Moderna president: "There's really only two choices: we have vaccines or getting sick. And particularly when we get sick, it's not just us that get exposed. It's our loved ones. It's people we run into in the street."

ON CONCERNS THAT THE VACCINE WAS RUSHED
Hoge: "They really need to hear it from trusted voices, people who they already rely on, their family doctor or people in their community. If we're really going to make a difference in that hesitancy, which isn't misplaced, it's just they need to hear from voices that they trust."

ON HOW OFTEN WE WILL NEED COVID SHOTS AND/OR BOOSTERS
Hoge: "We think it's probably annually for the near term. And that's, in particular, while the virus is evolving and the pandemic is raging."


GET THE JAB
EVERY YEAR
*Hoge was a McKinsey partner before he got the Moderna job in 2016, and it shows.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2021 06:43 AM (bDqIh)

34 "Expanded federal unemployment benefits are discouraging work among people who need it most."


This may be true but how the GOP reacts to this is straight out of the pre-Trump playbook. I saw Cruz's reaction to Abbott announcing Texas is going to opt out of extra federal benefits and I just had to shake my head. Learn to read the room Ted.

Posted by: lowandslow at May 18, 2021 06:44 AM (4thlk)

35 NGU , even if they agree to demilitarization, they will still stockpile. It's complicated over there, with PA election for the first time in how many years. This recent flare up is part of Hamas/PIJ/Iran efforts to move to the WB.
Posted by: runner at May 18, 2021 06:42 AM (V13WU)

Really not that complicated. Do the Palis want peace or war. The answer is obvious. Israel can control what goes into gaza if they want. Or they will go thru this again in a few years but worse. It gets worse every fuckin time they kick this down the road.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 18, 2021 06:45 AM (HaFL0)

36 Yes but this time there MUST be a demilitarization of Gaza. Hamas can not be allowed to stockpile missiles and anti-tank weapons.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 18, 2021 06:40 AM (HaFL0)
++++
I agree with you. I suspect that Israel would immediately return to status quo ante after disarmament, even knowing that Hamas - or Hezbollah, or yet to be named successor - will eventually rearm and do it all again. I think they have adequate confidence in Iron Dome that they're willing to not force that point in order to achieve incremental or temporary (but meaningful) peace.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 18, 2021 06:45 AM (Jsjd7)

37 The problem is Iran. which brings us to problem in DC. without green light from Iran, Hamas would not be doin what they are doing.

Posted by: runner at May 18, 2021 06:47 AM (V13WU)

38 If Hamas wants a cease-fire, they can have one. It is within their power, unilaterally, to achieve.

This has been true for decades, of course, but still it is a point that needs to be hammered home again and again in these bizarre political times.

As has been said again and again, if Hamas threw its weapons in the sea today there would be instant peace, while if Israel threw its weapons away there would be instant genocide.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 18, 2021 06:47 AM (BdpFq)

39 James Taylor I hope. Because an aging musician with an acoustic guitar is always calming. Be Kind.
Posted by: Ripley at May 18, 2021 06:39 AM (MxEKc)


Maybe he can sing about his experiences with electro shock therapy. Tom Eagleton would be so happy.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 18, 2021 06:47 AM (y7DUB)

40 Kamala's Life experiences? I could care less about how many swinger parties she participated in with Willie Brown.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 18, 2021 06:47 AM (naBRC)

41 Report: Jeffrey Epstein Advised Bill Gates On Ending Toxic Marriage

Toxic def: Cannot fuck the help and little boys on the side.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 18, 2021 06:48 AM (yrol0)

42
IRAN >> Hamas/Hezbollah.

Iran is the key. The other two are merely Iran's ground troops. They are trying to get the Abraham Accords torn up. I hope the signatories see this because an Iranian A-bomb will fall on Riyadh and Dubai only a few minutes after Tel Aviv.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 18, 2021 06:48 AM (s2VJv)

43 >>"Rep. [Rancida Taliban] (D-Monic), who is also a supporter of the Palestinians. . .


No need to finesse what she has plainly said on numerous occasions, she is not a *supporter*, she is a Palestinian. She proudly identifies herself as Palestinian. She proudly wore a traditional Palestinian dress when she was sworn in. She has said she is there to represent palestinian interests in Congress.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2021 06:49 AM (bDqIh)

44 Regarding the American Airlines investigation into the pilot opposing CRT - its not enough now to boycott them, Coke and AA and all the rest can start this nonsense and when they hit pushback - drop the matter.
No, its not enough that they just quietly slink away, the boycott must loudly continue until they themselves are made to denounce this nonsense. Otherwise they are just testing the fences. They must be pursued and harangued just as the peeps on Jan 6th have been to ensure they never even think about it again, and serve as a warning to other companies toying with going woke.

We need a brief standard letter/email clearly announcing this intent and why so they know just how much they are opposed on those issues.

Posted by: PoliticalMcGuffin at May 18, 2021 06:49 AM (md5vd)

45 38 If Hamas wants a cease-fire, they can have one. It is within their power, unilaterally, to achieve.

This has been true for decades, of course, but still it is a point that needs to be hammered home again and again in these bizarre political times.

As has been said again and again, if Hamas threw its weapons in the sea today there would be instant peace, while if Israel threw its weapons away there would be instant genocide.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 18, 2021 06:47 AM (BdpFq)

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And why Israel shouldn't accept a cease fire that leaves Hamas in power. Bibi should put out a message to the people of Palestine that he will offer peace when they bring him the heads of every Hamas member.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 18, 2021 06:49 AM (LvTSG)

46 I think they have adequate confidence in Iron Dome that they're willing to not force that point in order to achieve incremental or temporary (but meaningful) peace.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 18, 2021 06:45 AM (Jsjd7)

10 Israelis beg to differ

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 18, 2021 06:50 AM (HaFL0)

47 I saw Cruz's reaction to Abbott announcing Texas is going to opt out of extra federal benefits and I just had to shake my head. Learn to read the room Ted.
Posted by: lowandslow at May 18, 2021 06:44 AM (4thlk)


Maybe it's time to stop wondering why Ted is so tone deaf about so many things and realize that our concerns about him facing The Beast in 2016 were very insightful.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 18, 2021 06:51 AM (y7DUB)

48 We will be wearing masks until the day we die, and we will all be forced to get the vax.

My teen ager going to camp must have both the vax and show up with a negative covid test. Masks and all the other nonsense will continue to apply. This is the attitude that has taken over the country and is here to stay unless lawmakers speak up. They won't since it is now anti-American to not get vaxed or wear a mask all the time everywhere. That is the "post new normal," together with arm bands for the non vaxed.

Posted by: Ziba at May 18, 2021 06:51 AM (S1hrL)

49 Catherine -
Mrs Eez bought hers on ebay; I don't know any details.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 18, 2021 06:53 AM (ErSvT)

50 More Moderna interview:

ON WHY MODERNA;S SECOND VACCINE HAS A REPUTATION FOR STRONGER SIDE EFFECTS
Hoge: :What we tried to do in designing the dose of the vaccine that we give is we wanted to make sure that we give people the strongest possible immune response after that second dose. And there's two reasons for that: you want to have really high efficacy and you want it to last a long time."

Welch: "Does that mean, it's more effective than some of the other vaccines that don't have those stronger side effects?"

Hoge: "We think so. We think it will ultimately be seen to be [an] even more effective vaccine. There's not data on that yet. We can say it's extremely effective right after you have your first two doses."

Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2021 06:53 AM (bDqIh)

51 Who is the source of all these Gates stories, I wonder? Now there is info coming out detailing "dozens" of visits to Epstein properties, where the stories explicitly say his wife didn't know about the frequency. And yesterday's smear story about his long affair with a co-worker similarly said his wife didn't know. So these things are coming from somewhere else. Who hates Gates as much as to destroy him, knows so much about parts of his life he worked hard to keep secret, and has the PR capability to plant all these stories?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 18, 2021 06:53 AM (BdpFq)

52 my local places decided to put up BLM signs...related, my household is now in possession of a coffee grinder !

Posted by: runner at May 18, 2021 06:39 AM (V13WU)



Yesterday, on a whim, I bought a refillable K-Cup filter pod. Plastic with fine mesh filter. 2 pack for $5 at Walmart. Tried it out this morning, and it worked surprisingly well - aside from the messy clean-up of post-brew grinds. Gonna order some paper filters for easier clean-up.

Posted by: Doof at May 18, 2021 06:54 AM (mZUr4)

53 Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 18, 2021 06:53 AM (BdpFq)

....

I don't care if the stories about Gates are true or not; I like the fact he's getting smeared. Long overdue.

Posted by: Ziba at May 18, 2021 06:55 AM (S1hrL)

54 No mask at Starbucks this morning in Arlington...Yeah! Of course the staff were wearing masks? And all the other customers that I saw...sheep

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 18, 2021 06:55 AM (HaFL0)

55 Iran is the key. The other two are merely Iran's ground troops. They are trying to get the Abraham Accords torn up. I hope the signatories see this because an Iranian A-bomb will fall on Riyadh and Dubai only a few minutes after Tel Aviv.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 18, 2021 06:48 AM (s2VJv)
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I think I disagree with part of your premise, JJ. Iran is the agitator supplying and supporting Hamas and Hezbollah. Those organizations are Iranian agents and Iran loves having them stir up trouble with Israel because it distracts the Arabs.

From this standpoint, perhaps disrupting and destroying the Abraham Accords is an Iranian goal. It strikes me, however, as exceedingly reckless to the point of insanity. Those treaties exist. The fact that they exist *at all* indicates that Iran is playing an insanely dangerous game indeed. The Arabs don't like Israel and would probably be happier if it didn't exist, but Israel has spent half a century demonstrating that it is not an existential threat. The Persians, however, are a threat and are a far greater and more important threat than Israel. That could backfire on Iran. Dangerous game.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 18, 2021 06:56 AM (Jsjd7)

56 At least two dead, others injured when rocket hits packing plant in Eshkol Regional Council

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 18, 2021 06:56 AM (HaFL0)

57 I love that the Atlantic is comparing Kamalalaladingdong to The Beast, in print. She keeps an enemies list too, so I'd imagine the Atlantic writer is now right at the top.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 18, 2021 06:56 AM (BdpFq)

58 @doof, way to go. though I've personally been staying away from K technology...

Posted by: runner at May 18, 2021 06:57 AM (V13WU)

59 Who hates Gates as much as to destroy him, knows so much about parts of his life he worked hard to keep secret, and has the PR capability to plant all these stories?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 18, 2021 06:53 AM (BdpFq)

It has all been known for years. But he was in on China Flu fakeout so he was made a missionary. Now no longer needed. AMF

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 18, 2021 06:57 AM (yrol0)

60 >>o these things are coming from somewhere else. Who hates Gates as much as to destroy him, knows so much about parts of his life he worked hard to keep secret, and has the PR capability to plant all these stories?


This.
Who decided Gates would go from protected status (only praise in the MSM and anyone who questioned him on social media was suspended) to release all the dirt. It's not the divorce - that could have easily been blocked by the media and social media as they blocked Hunter's laptop details.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2021 06:57 AM (bDqIh)

61 As far as Modern is concerned, if you get sick as a dog after getting the shot that must mean it's working...
except they don't really know. We are all guinea pigs now.

Posted by: Ziba at May 18, 2021 06:58 AM (S1hrL)

62 Morning!

NGU, Northman's order requires restaurant staff must wear masks. Yeah, I don't get the "science" there either.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 18, 2021 06:59 AM (iXNM0)

63 Regarding Bill Gates... I wouldn't be surprised to find out one or more of the tech tyrants are behind the smear campaign. They're all a bit thin skinned. Not sure Gates has a beef with any of them, but he's been edging into some of their grift and stealing the spotlight with his weirdness.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 18, 2021 06:59 AM (3H9h1)

64 Legendary NBA Announcer Marv Albert to Retire at the Conclusion of the 2021 NBA Eastern Conference Finals

I liked him and the Tijuana Brass.....

Posted by: JT at May 18, 2021 06:59 AM (arJlL)

65 Hiya !

Posted by: JT at May 18, 2021 06:59 AM (arJlL)

66 @doof, way to go. though I've personally been staying away from K technology...
Posted by: runner at May 18, 2021 06:57 AM (V13WU)



Any particular reason why?

Posted by: Doof at May 18, 2021 07:00 AM (mZUr4)

67 Hoge: "We think so. We think it will ultimately be seen to be [an] even more effective vaccine. There's not data on that yet. We can say it's extremely effective right after you have your first two doses."
Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2021 06:53 AM (bDqIh)

But still get a new shot every year! You know, especially after the federal government stops subsidizing it and we can really start charging!

Posted by: Buzzion at May 18, 2021 07:00 AM (G2zl5)

68 Yesterday, on a whim, I bought a refillable K-Cup filter pod. Plastic with fine mesh filter. 2 pack for $5 at Walmart. Tried it out this morning, and it worked surprisingly well - aside from the messy clean-up of post-brew grinds. Gonna order some paper filters for easier clean-up.
Posted by: Doof at May 18, 2021 06:54 AM (mZUr4)
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Good. Do more at home. It's also far cheaper, as I have learned. In my new place, I am not so conveniently located to commercial areas. Where I used to live, I could leave, get something be be back within 12 minutes or less. Now it takes 12-15 minutes to get to any store besides a gas station. I run out a lot less because it is inconvenient to do so.

My convenience level has gone down a *lot,* which has been a hard adjustment. My planning of trips, doing things at and from home and cost-savings have gone up a lot.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 18, 2021 07:00 AM (Jsjd7)

69 "We can say it's extremely effective right after you have your first two doses."

Hmmmmm...

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at May 18, 2021 07:00 AM (S7VTO)

70 NGU, Northman's order requires restaurant staff must wear masks. Yeah, I don't get the "science" there either.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 18, 2021 06:59 AM (iXNM0)

LOL, well better them than me

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 18, 2021 07:00 AM (HaFL0)

71 Bibi should put out a message to the people of
Palestine that he will offer peace when they bring him the heads of
every Hamas member.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 18, 2021 06:49 AM (LvTSG)

=====================
Biden is Israel's active enemy in support of Hamas, and of Iran. If Israel said this, I think it would cause an interesting political crisis in the Democrat party. So, for that reason, I bet Biden is pleading with Israel not to do this and probably also threatening them simultaneously.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 18, 2021 07:01 AM (BdpFq)

72 "We are all guinea pigs now. "

no, only the vaccinated are ... and at chateau d'eez we pray for them along with the rest of the list.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 18, 2021 07:01 AM (ErSvT)

73 Any particular reason why?
Posted by: Doof at May 18, 2021 07:00 AM (mZUr4)


Just me, extra expense. I already have 6 or so coffee making devices.

Posted by: runner at May 18, 2021 07:01 AM (V13WU)

74 Early on here for 2024, I am backing Pompeo for President

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 18, 2021 07:02 AM (HaFL0)

75 Regarding Bill Gates... I wouldn't be surprised to find out one or more of the tech tyrants are behind the smear campaign. They're all a bit thin skinned. Not sure Gates has a beef with any of them, but he's been edging into some of their grift and stealing the spotlight with his weirdness.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 18, 2021 06:59 AM (3H9h1)
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It might be as simple as that last point in its entirety. Gates is a spooky character. He's also divisive, but that's less important. I suspect that even Gates' supporters are off-put by his spooky mania, especially his megalomania. That's not good marketing. He might just be unsettling and discomforting enough - that is, he's turning off the rubes - that they want him gone.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 18, 2021 07:02 AM (Jsjd7)

76 ""We are all guinea pigs now. " "

I prefer...Control Group.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at May 18, 2021 07:04 AM (S7VTO)

77 We will be wearing masks until the day we die, and we will all be forced to get the vax.

___

Who's this 'we'?

I don't wear a mask, and I will not get the jab.

YMMV.

Posted by: SMH at May 18, 2021 07:04 AM (bSk6g)

78 No mask at Starbucks this morning in Arlington...Yeah! Of course the staff were wearing masks? And all the other customers that I saw...sheep

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 18, 2021 06:55 AM (HaFL0)



I went to Walmart and a local grocery store here in my corner of northeastern MD yesterday. Probably 60/40 sheep/freedom at Walmart. More like 80/20 sheep/freedom at the grocery store.

It was nice to smile at other maskless people. Their return smiles felt like we had a secret handshake!

Posted by: Doof at May 18, 2021 07:04 AM (mZUr4)

79 Catherine -
Mrs Eez bought hers on ebay; I don't know any details.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez

Nice.

Or search online for a local source .......?

Posted by: JT at May 18, 2021 07:04 AM (arJlL)

80 O'Hiya !

Posted by: JT at May 18, 2021 07:04 AM (arJlL)

81 To be 100% honest I am kinda shocked sundown has been as supportive of Israel ( at least in public) that he has. But I only expect it to get worse for Israel and sundown will probably after this is over: Will press Israel for other concessions "since I backed you in the gaza thing".

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 18, 2021 07:04 AM (HaFL0)

82 O'Hiya !
Posted by: JT at May 18, 2021 07:04 AM (arJlL)
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Top 'o the mornin' to ya, JT!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 18, 2021 07:05 AM (Jsjd7)

83 GM. Days of the week no longer matter.
Posted by: Ziba

When you are retired, everyday is Saturday.

Except Sunday.

Good Morning everyone. Thanks, J.J.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 18, 2021 07:05 AM (Rvt88)

84 no, only the vaccinated are ... and at chateau d'eez we pray for them along with the rest of the list.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 18, 2021 07:01 AM (ErSvT)

Imo, I think the "authorities" will make the non vaxers' lives so miserable and difficult that unless one becomes a hermit, it will be hard to resist getting the vax. I am holding out as long as I can, though.

Posted by: Ziba at May 18, 2021 07:05 AM (S1hrL)

85 Just me, extra expense. I already have 6 or so coffee making devices.
Posted by: runner at May 18, 2021 07:01 AM (V13WU)



Thanks for the reply. Make sense. I prefer pour-over, but I get impatient!

Posted by: Doof at May 18, 2021 07:05 AM (mZUr4)

86 I don't wear a mask, and I will not get the jab.

YMMV.
Posted by: SMH

I'm witchoo !

Posted by: JT at May 18, 2021 07:05 AM (arJlL)

87 JT! Good morning!

Posted by: Tonypete at May 18, 2021 07:07 AM (Rvt88)

88 Hiya Mannix !

Posted by: JT at May 18, 2021 07:07 AM (arJlL)

89 My Mr. Coffee maker and a can of Maxwell House does the trick. I'll pay for coffee on road trips but not at Starbucks. They're overrated. 7-11 or Sheetz has better coffee.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 18, 2021 07:07 AM (naBRC)

90 With Washington's tactic approval Iran has instructed its proxy army in Gaza to attack Israel.

Washington sends envoy to ME to "calm things down."

Israel should stiff this envoy and tell him/her/them to go pound sand.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 18, 2021 07:07 AM (3H9h1)

91 Regarding Bill Gates... I wouldn't be surprised to find out one or more of the tech tyrants are behind the smear campaign. They're all a bit thin skinned. Not sure Gates has a beef with any of them, but he's been edging into some of their grift and stealing the spotlight with his weirdness.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 18, 2021 06:59 AM (3H9h1)


The tech giants have always been envious of Gates taking advantage of Big Blew's cluelessness regarding the gold mine that software was compared to hardware, obscuring that they produced buggy horseshit with it's own sets of trials and ordeals for users.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 18, 2021 07:07 AM (y7DUB)

92 Has anyone mentioned the CDC Director f*cking up and admitting that the vast number of COVID deaths aren't COVID deaths when trying to assure people that the experimental chemical injection is safe?

"WALENSKY: "We do keep a track of this on our website. We are asking hospitals and health care facilities to send us cases of what we're calling breakthrough infections. They occur. They are rare. We are aware of 223 as of May 10 that are among the 115 million people that had been vaccinated by that time. I also want to convey that now many, many hospitals are screening people for Covid when they come in, so not all of those 223 cases who had Covid actually died of Covid. They may have had mild disease, but died, for example, of a heart attack.

https://tinyurl.com/r9afcyu2

You know. Just like we've been trying to point out for the last year. The CDC just admitted it.

I'm going with 20K total. Last June or so my guess was 10K, and most of the vulnerable people already succumbed, so I'm guessing 20K actual by-golly total COVID deaths in the last 1.5 years.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Only 24 total COVID related deaths in the military since 2019 at May 18, 2021 07:07 AM (wCgji)

93 SMH, I'm right there with you. No mask/No jab.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 18, 2021 07:07 AM (8FKfW)

94 86 I don't wear a mask, and I will not get the jab.

YMMV.
Posted by: SMH

I'm witchoo !
Posted by: JT

SMH, JT - you know how I deal with it all.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 18, 2021 07:08 AM (Rvt88)

95 I suspect Israel has been surprised by the sheer volume of offensive weapons they have faced this go round. I imagine their calculus is now considering the question of how much gain of function, to use a current term, does their adversary acquire over the next lull period? The other side is already playing zero sum,it's a tough next move for Israel either way.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at May 18, 2021 07:08 AM (QMphW)

96 92 You know. Just like we've been trying to point out for the last year. The CDC just admitted it.

I'm going with 20K total. Last June or so my guess was 10K, and most of the vulnerable people already succumbed, so I'm guessing 20K actual by-golly total COVID deaths in the last 1.5 years.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Only 24 total COVID related deaths in the military since 2019 at May 18, 2021 07:07 AM (wCgji)

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"This is Trump's fault for us needing to find a reason to get rid of him. His administration was helping people too much for them to realize how much he was bad for them."
-The NYT

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 18, 2021 07:08 AM (LvTSG)

97 A tale of two chyrons (probably AP based)

"Israel carries out wave of air strikes on what it says were militant targets in Gaza, leveling a 6 storey building."

"Palestinian militants fire dozens of rockets into Israel in latest round of fighting."

Ignoring the differing tone between the two, if the Pali one were put first, I think it would have a much-different effect on how a general reader perceived the reports taken together than in the given order.

[BTW, 'storey' is the correct English spelling.]

Posted by: andycanuck at May 18, 2021 07:09 AM (UHVv4)

98 Hiya Tonypete !

Posted by: JT at May 18, 2021 07:09 AM (arJlL)

99 I suspect that even Gates' supporters are off-put by his spooky mania,
especially his megalomania. That's not good marketing. He might just be
unsettling and discomforting enough - that is, he's turning off the
rubes - that they want him gone.
=====================
What you said here makes me wonder if it isn't Microsoft leaking against him. I know he's long gone but getting rid any overhang from the megalomania probably helps Microsoft most of all. Some of the stories of board level interactions tend to reinforce this, since Microsoft board people and senior-most managers would be the only ones who know these things.

Hmmm.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 18, 2021 07:09 AM (BdpFq)

100 Hey Ben Had.

There isn't a force on Earth that will make me get the jab.

Posted by: SMH at May 18, 2021 07:09 AM (bSk6g)

101 Surfer killed by a shark off Australia's east coast.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 18, 2021 07:09 AM (UHVv4)

102 Washington sends envoy to ME to "calm things down."

Israel should stiff this envoy and tell him/her/them to go pound sand.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 18, 2021 07:07 AM (3H9h1)



The US envoy is a left wing arab from lebanon

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 18, 2021 07:10 AM (HaFL0)

103 Wear a mask or don't.

Get jabbed or don't.

NOMB. You do you, I'll do me. Like a free people.

But if someone gives me crap about not masking up, like a certain HOA President in a small suburban neighborhood where I live, be prepared to see mocking in the form of Darth Vader greeting her on her next circuit around the block.

"Would this be sufficient, Madame 'President?' "

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 18, 2021 07:10 AM (iXNM0)

104 101 Surfer killed by a shark off Australia's east coast.
Posted by: andycanuck at May 18, 2021 07:09 AM (UHVv4)

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Call Quint.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 18, 2021 07:10 AM (LvTSG)

105 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 18, 2021 07:10 AM (Zz0t1)

106 Day after day, the demoralizing monotony: the Left is relentless, the deep state is increasingly brazen, our Republican "leaders" are largely clueless, corrupt and cowardly, the people are sheep, and no accountability to the ascendant evil (or even response to it beyond futile gum-flapping) appears on the horizon.

Posted by: Ordinary American at May 18, 2021 07:10 AM (h+3Ux)

107 Hiya BenHad !

Posted by: JT at May 18, 2021 07:11 AM (arJlL)

108 It's amazing how fast the world turns to shit when a weak POS is installed in The White House.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 18, 2021 07:11 AM (Zz0t1)

109 Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 18, 2021 07:10 AM (iXNM0)

It's good you can keep a sense of humor about it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2021 07:11 AM (k39e/)

110 Penn State to Stop Using "Freshman," "Sophomore," Other Terms Because of "Male-Centric" History

--

You want a sign that the centrifugal force of absolute insanity and madness has spun so violently that it's engulfed this entire country? This right here is it.

Why not just outlaw the word, "man" altogether? Nothing short of long prison terms for use of this oppressive, male-centric word. It wouldn't be any more insane or unbelievable than this complete stupidity. And yet here we are.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 18, 2021 07:11 AM (O+I8R)

111 And I'll add that the CDC abruptly reversing course from guidance given three days earlier tells you they were lying the entire time, IMO.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 18, 2021 07:12 AM (iXNM0)

112 made a Zhurong turn at Pismo Beach - jjs

Nice Bugs ref

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 18, 2021 07:12 AM (yrol0)

113 It's amazing how fast the world turns to shit when a weak POS is installed in The White House.
Posted by: Sponge

This then too was the story of OBummer.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 18, 2021 07:12 AM (Rvt88)

114 Good morning, JT. Hope you have a great day.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 18, 2021 07:12 AM (8FKfW)

115 95 I suspect Israel has been surprised by the sheer volume of offensive weapons they have faced this go round. I imagine their calculus is now considering the question of how much gain of function, to use a current term, does their adversary acquire over the next lull period? The other side is already playing zero sum,it's a tough next move for Israel either way.
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at May 18, 2021 07:08 AM (QMphW)


Had missiles rained down from Lebanon as well, that might have been a game-changer.

The explosion that took out Beirut's harbor last year looms large IMHO.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 18, 2021 07:12 AM (s2VJv)

116 Fuck Gates.

I gave him the best years of my life and then I'm dumped.

It looks like you're making a blog comment. Would you like some help?

Posted by: Clippy at May 18, 2021 07:13 AM (UHVv4)

117 Good morning hordelings. From JJ's links:


"The protests began on May 3, when several students demanded the school
district end its mask policy on school property. The following day,
approximately 50 students walked out of classes after an unsuccessful
meeting with administration."

Our school board meets this evening to decide about masks in school. My feeling is that with just a few short weeks to go, they will keep them in place, them drop them in September.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 18, 2021 07:14 AM (45fpk)

118 The explosion that took out Beirut's harbor last year looms large IMHO.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 18, 2021 07:12 AM (s2VJv)

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agree.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 18, 2021 07:14 AM (BdpFq)

119 Fen, I'm exploring my sense of humor as a coping mechanism. Much more healthy, I think.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 18, 2021 07:14 AM (iXNM0)

120 It's amazing how fast the world turns to shit when a weak POS is installed in The White House.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 18, 2021 07:11 AM (Zz0t1)


Hilarious how the likes of Tapper, Gerbilopoulous and F Chuck kept saying how Puddin had to repair what Drumpf broke while being completely unspecific on just what he broke, other than their delusional sense of self importance. And here we are...

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 18, 2021 07:15 AM (y7DUB)

121 {{{{Ben Had}}}}

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 18, 2021 07:16 AM (Zz0t1)

122 Good morning, JT. Hope you have a great day.
Posted by: Ben Had

Thank you !

And I wish the same to you !

Posted by: JT at May 18, 2021 07:16 AM (arJlL)

123 Oh, Fairfax County Public Schools update.

So fresh off the smack down they received from a Thomas Jefferson High School parent at their last board meeting, the next meeting will take only questions that are written and submitted in advance.

They say this is so they can answer as many questions as possible.

They mean that they don't want to get embarrassed again.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 18, 2021 07:16 AM (iXNM0)

124 It's amazing how fast the world turns to shit when a weak POS is installed in The White House.




true, true

Posted by: runner at May 18, 2021 07:17 AM (V13WU)

125 It's amazing how fast the world turns to shit when a weak POS is installed in The White House.

--

I would only argue that he's not "weak" in the typical sense of the word. The nefarious players of the world know most of their goals are this meatball's (and the Democrat Left) goals as well. He just has to make it look as if it's not. Tell me the Biden "administration" supports Israel over Hamas, or Iran. He doesn't, and neither do any of the malevolent characters working in his phony, illegitimate presidency. They're all on the same page, which is why I don't give him the benefit of the doubt by calling him weak.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 18, 2021 07:17 AM (O+I8R)

126 Welch: "Does that mean, it's more effective than some of the other vaccines that don't have those stronger side effects?"

Hoge: Certainly. Not one single person who's been killed by our vaccine has gotten covid. Once we kill enough people we'll have successfully eradicated covid.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 18, 2021 07:17 AM (EjmvJ)

127 123 They say this is so they can answer as many questions as possible.

They mean that they don't want to get embarrassed again.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 18, 2021 07:16 AM (iXNM0)

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I look forward to them winning re-election because Republicans don't even bother mounting any candidates.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 18, 2021 07:17 AM (LvTSG)

128
You want a sign that the centrifugal force of absolute insanity and madness has spun so violently that it's engulfed this entire country? This right here is it.

Why not just outlaw the word, "man" altogether? Nothing short of long prison terms for use of this oppressive, male-centric word. It wouldn't be any more insane or unbelievable than this complete stupidity. And yet here we are.
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 18, 2021 07:11 AM (O+I8R)



It's amazing how Nostradamus-esque the movie Demolition Man actually was.....

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 18, 2021 07:17 AM (Zz0t1)

129 Julie Kelly deserves a Pulitzer for her articles on the January 6 political prisoners the Demofascists are keeping in jail. This article today is excellent too.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 18, 2021 07:18 AM (BdpFq)

130 Rudy Giuliani's son Andrew, is running for governor of NY.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 18, 2021 07:18 AM (NpAcC)

131 Morning, Horde. Yesterday, my employer relaxed the mask restrictions so that we are no longer required to wear them inside if we are vaccinated. Of course, it was also stated that you are not allowed to ask people if they are vaccinated, and it's voluntary if you want to disclose that to anyone. So for all intents and purposes, masks are no longer required inside. They were strongly recommended for outside use, but no one ever enforced that, as far as I know. So things will quickly go back to more normal around here, thank goodness.

Posted by: Lord Squirrel at May 18, 2021 07:18 AM (ZIoLS)

132 Catherine, my kids have had good luck buying used cell phones from Gazelle.

Posted by: bluebell at May 18, 2021 07:18 AM (wyw4S)

133 It's amazing how fast the world turns to shit when a weak POS is installed in The White House.

**

Still no gas at stations in central NC. It's terrifying to consider how easy it is to shut the country down and have people shooting each other for gas and bread inside of two weeks.

I'd love to know how much of the strategic oil reserve we've used up over this.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Only 24 total COVID related deaths in the military since 2019 at May 18, 2021 07:19 AM (wCgji)

134 Rudy Giuliani's son Andrew, is running for governor of NY.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 18, 2021 07:18 AM (NpAcC)



I hope he's ready. They will not only now concentrate full effort on destroying his dad, they will tie him to Rudy as tightly as possible to make him unelectable.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 18, 2021 07:19 AM (Zz0t1)

135 130 Rudy Giuliani's son Andrew, is running for governor of NY.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 18, 2021 07:18 AM (NpAcC)

=========

"Cuomo may have killed my grandmother, but Giuliani reminds me of Trump. I'm voting Cuomo."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 18, 2021 07:19 AM (LvTSG)

136 TJM, this is the VA GOP we are talking about.

Last I heard they didn't think NoVA was a good "investment" for oppo candidates.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 18, 2021 07:19 AM (iXNM0)

137 The non vaccinated: 21s century lepers.

Posted by: Ziba at May 18, 2021 07:19 AM (S1hrL)

138 Catherine, my kids have had good luck buying used cell phones from Gazelle.
Posted by: bluebell

They must be pretty quick if they can catch a gazelle !

Posted by: JT at May 18, 2021 07:20 AM (arJlL)

139 I think student debt should be forgiven, but the forgiveness funds should come from universities. They are the ones who jacked up their tuition to take advantage of the government loan program.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy not a DHS informant at May 18, 2021 07:20 AM (wb3D1)

140 136 TJM, this is the VA GOP we are talking about.

Last I heard they didn't think NoVA was a good "investment" for oppo candidates.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 18, 2021 07:19 AM (iXNM0)

========

It was funny because it was true.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 18, 2021 07:20 AM (LvTSG)

141 Since we've passed 100 posts:

And at a time where quite a few teachers seem to be behaving badly here's a story about a wonderful teacher who has gone above and beyond in her work and care:

https://tinyurl.com/3v6v5crd

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2021 07:20 AM (k39e/)

142
If you get the shot or not, I am not threatened.

If you wear a mask or not, I am not threatened.

If you social distance or not, I am not threatened.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2021 07:20 AM (mht8P)

143 Sponge, what's the word?

Posted by: Ben Had at May 18, 2021 07:20 AM (8FKfW)

144 Cops in Kosovo seize record 400kg of coke via Brazil; arrest seven.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 18, 2021 07:21 AM (UHVv4)

145 they used to put coke in Coke...

Posted by: runner at May 18, 2021 07:22 AM (V13WU)

146
"Why does a toddler need a crocheted penis?"

"To get to the other side..."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 18, 2021 07:22 AM (s2VJv)

147 Sponge, what's the word?
Posted by: Ben Had at May 18, 2021 07:20 AM (8FKfW)


So far, it looks VERY positive. The kid is prepared to fend for herself this afternoon, so I'm undermining any excuse from my better half.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 18, 2021 07:22 AM (Zz0t1)

148 I've been hanging out on Twitter more than usual these days. Emily Miller was talking about how she will not mask nor get vaxxed because she doesn't care if she gets COVID. Fair enough.

Some of the replies were hysterical, and not in a good way. She's apparently a selfish science denier.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 18, 2021 07:22 AM (iXNM0)

149 111 And I'll add that the CDC abruptly reversing course from guidance given three days earlier tells you they were lying the entire time, IMO.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 18, 2021 07:12 AM (iXNM0)

They knew they were done fudging the numbers. They couldn't goose Texas and Florida anymore. They dropped the faking of the PCR testing in January which is what they used last year this time to justify all this crap. And with people starting to ask more questions about again of Fauci, we'll time to move up the timetable by a couple weeks.

Posted by: Buzzion at May 18, 2021 07:23 AM (G2zl5)

150 Rudy Giuliani's son Andrew, is running for governor of NY.

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Is this the kid that was parodied by Chris Farley years ago on SNL? The one who was climbing all over "Rudy" at a presser? It was pretty funny, as I remember.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 18, 2021 07:23 AM (O+I8R)

151 141 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2021 07:20 AM (k39e/)


There is no 100-post rule. This is an open thread.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 18, 2021 07:23 AM (s2VJv)

152 If you get the shot or not, I am not threatened.

If you wear a mask or not, I am not threatened.

If you social distance or not, I am not threatened.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2021 07:20 AM (mht8P)



Just don't say you're not getting the vax because some WILL attack you here.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 18, 2021 07:23 AM (Zz0t1)

153 "It's terrifying to consider how easy it is to shut the country down and have people shooting each other for gas and bread inside of two weeks."

Cause for orgasms inside certain circle in D.C.

Posted by: Ordinary American at May 18, 2021 07:23 AM (h+3Ux)

154 Andrew Cuomo is still around.

There's that.

Posted by: Ziba at May 18, 2021 07:23 AM (S1hrL)

155 Hilarious how the likes of Tapper, Gerbilopoulous and F Chuck kept saying how Puddin had to repair what Drumpf broke while being completely unspecific on just what he broke, other than their delusional sense of self importance. And here we are...
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 18, 2021 07:15 AM (y7DUB)
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Oh, even those dumbasses knew that this wouldn't be good. They just didn't - and still don't - care one iota.

Think back to the 2020 campaign, especially the debates. Which debate got canceled? The second one. Which one was that? Foreign policy. Foreign police is where the whores were trumping up Biden as some kind of titan. Foreign policy is also where Trump actually *was* a titan.

That debate got canceled thanks to Trump's 'Rona (IIRC). It didn't get rescheduled. They did climate and race for the third debate, not foreign policy. FP didn't get covered *at all.* It's because they knew there was no way out for Joe on foreign policy. They also quit talking about Joe's great foreign policy experience. They buried the entire topic and never let that debate happen.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 18, 2021 07:24 AM (Jsjd7)

156 Legendary NBA Announcer Marv Albert to Retire at the Conclusion of the 2021 NBA Eastern Conference Finals

Hope the rest of the Tijuana Brass gets work.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 18, 2021 07:24 AM (yrol0)

157 Andrew Cuomo is still around.

There's that.
Posted by: Ziba at May 18, 2021 07:23 AM (S1hrL)



He could run around at his next presser and start grabbing every tit he can and they STILL won't kick him out.

The left is demonic and will ignore EVERYTHING to maintain power.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 18, 2021 07:24 AM (Zz0t1)

158 Not getting the vax. Fuck that shit.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 18, 2021 07:24 AM (xuAuo)

159 If China doesn't release images from its Mars rover, as BehindTheBlack is saying, it would appear they aren't able to communicate with it, or it crashed on landing. It happens.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 18, 2021 07:24 AM (BdpFq)

160 Walensky is confirming that covid related death numbers are overblown. she is no fauci

Posted by: runner at May 18, 2021 07:25 AM (V13WU)

161 Just don't say you're not getting the vax because some WILL attack you here.
Posted by: Sponge

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I'm not getting the jab.

Like I give a shit what anyone thinks.

Posted by: SMH at May 18, 2021 07:25 AM (bSk6g)

162 I think student debt should be forgiven, but the forgiveness funds should come from universities. They are the ones who jacked up their tuition to take advantage of the government loan program.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy not a DHS informant at May 18, 2021 07:20 AM (wb3D1)


Kollidges have the ultimate heads I win tails you lose setup by getting paid no matter how useless the product is which is why I've stopped all alumni contributions.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 18, 2021 07:25 AM (y7DUB)

163 Poor Herb Alpert.

Having to spend eternity tied the the annoying, hooker biting Marv Albert.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 18, 2021 07:26 AM (Zz0t1)

164 There is no 100-post rule. This is an open thread.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 18, 2021 07:23 AM (s2VJv)

dogs and cats, living together, the end of the world as we know it!

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 18, 2021 07:26 AM (yrol0)

165 get the vax, don't get the vax, your business

Posted by: runner at May 18, 2021 07:26 AM (V13WU)

166 I think student debt should be forgiven, but the forgiveness funds should come from universities. They are the ones who jacked up their tuition to take advantage of the government loan program.

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Yes, THIS! They also were the ones who designed countless degree programs for completely useless "studies" degrees. Otherwise known as victimology degrees or grievance degrees. Leaving those gullible kids with $100k in debt and no way to ever earn back enough money to pay it back. There's only so many "diversity officer" positions to go around...

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 18, 2021 07:26 AM (O+I8R)

167 159 If China doesn't release images from its Mars rover, as BehindTheBlack is saying, it would appear they aren't able to communicate with it, or it crashed on landing. It happens.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 18, 2021 07:24 AM (BdpFq)

Did we ever hear back from the Martian rocket we sent in 1999?

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 18, 2021 07:27 AM (yrol0)

168 I'm not getting the jab.

Like I give a shit what anyone thinks.
Posted by: SMH at May 18, 2021 07:25 AM (bSk6g)



*fistbump*

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 18, 2021 07:27 AM (Zz0t1)

169 I've been hanging out on Twitter more than usual these days. Emily Miller was talking about how she will not mask nor get vaxxed because she doesn't care if she gets COVID. Fair enough.
Some of the replies were hysterical, and not in a good way. She's apparently a selfish science denier.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 18, 2021 07:22 AM (iXNM0)
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Now that's interesting in a very interesting way. That's a new angle. They're saying the quiet parts out loud.

I don't know who Miller is, but she took an interesting approach. "I am not complying with your mandates because I will accept the consequences of catching COVID if I get it."

That's a position that you can judge as foolish, but you cannot actually get offended by it if you're being intellectually consistent. She didn't question *their* motivations or, if I am reading your subtext correctly, imply that their solutions to the problem are wrong, ineffective, dishonest or dangerous. She just states that she's not interested regardless.

Yet she's *still* a dangerous denier of SCIENCE (blessed be its name) regardless.

Fascinating.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 18, 2021 07:27 AM (Jsjd7)

170 155 JoJo Waterhead and foreign policy. Stuff like letting Bin Laden off the hook and splitting Iraq up from one disfunctional country into four or five. And Libya. Fucker was in on that shit show.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at May 18, 2021 07:27 AM (I58tH)

171 #149 Questions about Fauci...

Wuhan Lab DELETED Fauci's NIH And Gain Of Function Mentions From Old Web Pages In Early 2021.

The Wuhan Institute of Virology scrubbed the U.S. National Institutes of Health as one of its research partners from its website in early 2021. The revelation comes despite Dr. Anthony Fauci insisting no relationship existed between the institutions.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 18, 2021 07:27 AM (UHVv4)

172 Like I give a shit what anyone thinks.
Posted by: SMH

Just for the record.....I think you're wonderful....with a capital Woo-Woo !

Posted by: JT at May 18, 2021 07:28 AM (arJlL)

173 get the vax, don't get the vax, your business
Posted by: runner at May 18, 2021 07:26 AM (V13WU)


You're just not allowed to express your views by some as I learned yesterday.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 18, 2021 07:28 AM (Zz0t1)

174 Another pleasant surprise from Twitter. I was browsing around a few months ago and found the feed for Nicki Clyne. We tweeted for a bit and I sent her a DM saying I appreciated some things she posted. Was able to talk to her on the phone and chatted. Honestly, she could be an 'ette. Not a brain dead Hollywood celeb.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 18, 2021 07:28 AM (iXNM0)

175 Why not just outlaw the word, "man" altogether? Nothing short of long prison terms for use of this oppressive, male-centric word.

And all of this is because women are strong and fierce and the future is female and grrrl power.

Just like every social movement ever. Women have achieved actual superiority - they can vote, they can own property, they can be employed in any position that they can actually do, they still enjoy the benefits of a patriarchal legal system. But there are people who's livelihoods depend on "the struggle" so it must descend into ever more lunatic depths.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 18, 2021 07:28 AM (EjmvJ)

176 lol
Thanks JT.

Posted by: SMH at May 18, 2021 07:28 AM (bSk6g)

177 I haven't watched the NBA in a very long while. I didn't realize Marv Albert was still around.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 18, 2021 07:28 AM (naBRC)

178 Minderoo.org

We are just publishing a list of companies and manufacturers of plastics and imply that they are destroying the Earth. If someone were to take action against this target list, uh, purely informational list of names, it is not OUR fault!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy not a DHS informant at May 18, 2021 07:29 AM (wb3D1)

179 If China doesn't release images from its Mars rover, as BehindTheBlack is saying, it would appear they aren't able to communicate with it, or it crashed on landing. It happens.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 18, 2021 07:24 AM (BdpFq)



Can't we just send our functional rover or helicopter out to find it and see it's status?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 18, 2021 07:29 AM (Zz0t1)

180 lol
Thanks JT.
Posted by: SMH

Posted by: JT at May 18, 2021 07:29 AM (arJlL)

181 Emily Miller was talking about how she will not mask nor get vaxxed because she doesn't care if she gets COVID.


It's been a year and a half. We've all had time to evaluate the information, good and bad. We each know our own personal medical history, good or bad. Take all that into consideration and make your own best choice. At some point, one has to realize that government does not grant you rights. Your right to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness exists because you exist. Be responsible for your own actions and your own decisions, and then off to Costco you go

Posted by: grammie winger at May 18, 2021 07:30 AM (45fpk)

182 Just don't say you're not getting the vax because some WILL attack you here.

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Just tell anyone that asks that it's your personal, private business. If they continue, counter by asking them to list all of their lifetime sex partners so they can be evaluated for STD exposure. Public health at risk n'all...

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 18, 2021 07:30 AM (O+I8R)

183 Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE MITT ROMNEY at May 18, 2021 07:29 AM (Pzzpr)


You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at May 18, 2021 07:30 AM (Zz0t1)

184 Can't we just send our functional rover or helicopter out to find it and see it's status?

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That explains the AAA sticker on the side of our Rover...

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 18, 2021 07:30 AM (iXNM0)

185 Think back to the 2020 campaign, especially the debates. Which debate got canceled? The second one. Which one was that? Foreign policy. Foreign police is where the whores were trumping up Biden as some kind of titan. Foreign policy is also where Trump actually *was* a titan.

That debate got canceled thanks to Trump's 'Rona (IIRC). It didn't get rescheduled. They did climate and race for the third debate, not foreign policy. FP didn't get covered *at all.* It's because they knew there was no way out for Joe on foreign policy. They also quit talking about Joe's great foreign policy experience. They buried the entire topic and never let that debate happen.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 18, 2021 07:24 AM (Jsjd7)


Without denying a single thing you point out, the debates had almost nothing to do with the ultimate outcome. The fraud was the deciding factor.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 18, 2021 07:30 AM (y7DUB)

186 175 today I self-identify as Acelina
Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE MITT ROMNEY at May 18, 2021 07:28 AM (Pzzpr)

It puts the lotion on it's skin, or else it gets the hose again.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 18, 2021 07:30 AM (yrol0)

187 Poor Herb Alpert.
Having to spend eternity tied the the annoying, hooker biting Marv Albert.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 18, 2021 07:26 AM (Zz0t1)

What about me? I'm running wit da real gangs now, Da Bloods and Da Crips.

Hey, hey, hey get da fuck outta my way or I will pop a cap in dat ass!

Posted by: Fat Albert, thru playin around at May 18, 2021 07:30 AM (ddM9D)

188 Wuhan Lab DELETED Fauci's NIH And Gain Of Function Mentions From Old Web Pages In Early 2021.

The Wuhan Institute of Virology scrubbed the U.S. National Institutes of Health as one of its research partners from its website in early 2021. The revelation comes despite Dr. Anthony Fauci insisting no relationship existed between the institutions.
Posted by: andycanuck at May 18, 2021 07:27 AM (UHVv4)
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Now that is actually interesting. Not that they scrubbed it, but that it took them a year to get around to it, and did so only after it made the news and started becoming noisy.

What kind of chickenshit masters of the universe are these? Even a Bond villain would have scrubbed this shit the moment the news broke last year about this thing, and a *good* Bond villain (the kind who gets more than one movie) would have done it before China went to the WHO.

The only thing I hate more than being ruled over by petty tyrants is being ruled over by foolish, lazy and stupid petty tyrants.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 18, 2021 07:30 AM (Jsjd7)

189 The non vaccinated: 21s century lepers.
Posted by: Ziba



At least nothing falls off when you sneeze.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2021 07:31 AM (OCTRt)

190 *standing at urinal*

NICE DICK

Thanks me mum kitted it!

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 18, 2021 07:31 AM (yrol0)

191 I was at the grocery store here in AZ yesterday, and even though there is still a large "Mask Required" sign at the door, about half the shoppers I saw were unmasked.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 18, 2021 07:31 AM (k4dH2)

192 You're just not allowed to express your views by some as I learned yesterday.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 18, 2021 07:28 AM (Zz0t1)


i wasn't there most likely, but I have seen here some nonsense said about the vaccine, and it should be corrected

Posted by: runner at May 18, 2021 07:31 AM (V13WU)

193 Anyone who disagrees is a Nazi. I've heard that one before.

Posted by: squid_hunt at May 18, 2021 07:32 AM (Ectld)

194 Without denying a single thing you point out, the debates had almost nothing to do with the ultimate outcome. The fraud was the deciding factor.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 18, 2021 07:30 AM (y7DUB)
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Oh, of course. I am not implying otherwise. I was just merely pointing out that everyone knew that Joe was a Foreign Policy incompetent and they closed ranks and made it go away.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 18, 2021 07:32 AM (Jsjd7)

195 Sponge, Great!!!

Posted by: Ben Had at May 18, 2021 07:32 AM (0Sc56)

196 Mannix, how depressing that apparently the only effective thing keeping us from full blown tyranny is the incompetence of those who want to implement it.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 18, 2021 07:32 AM (iXNM0)

197 200

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 18, 2021 07:32 AM (yrol0)

198 #156 Just last Friday I made the same joke to my brother when I saw a vanity licence plate with MARV in it in a parking lot!

Posted by: andycanuck at May 18, 2021 07:32 AM (UHVv4)

199 You're just not allowed to express your views by some as I learned yesterday.
Posted by: Sponge

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Who said that bullshit?

Posted by: SMH at May 18, 2021 07:32 AM (bSk6g)

200 Good morning horde! Another dreary day here. Supposed to go to a Royals game this evening but I suspect it will be postponed.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 18, 2021 07:33 AM (nxdel)

201 We still have to wear masks in church. I am going to ask my pastor "So, how many parishioners were killed by COVID?"

I am not aware of any fatalities, other than old guys and gals that had cancer.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at May 18, 2021 07:33 AM (xopIz)

202 I was at the grocery store here in AZ yesterday, and even though there is still a large "Mask Required" sign at the door, about half the shoppers I saw were unmasked.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 18, 2021 07:31 AM (k4dH2)


Took my 75 year old mother grocery shopping last week. We had masks on because the store had signs and announcements mandating. She looked around and said "They're not wearing theirs. They're not either. SCREW this."

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 18, 2021 07:33 AM (Zz0t1)

203 Can't we just send our functional rover or helicopter out to find it and see it's status?
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 18, 2021 07:29 AM (Zz0t1)
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Now that, right there, is an extremely funny idea. I don't know if it's technically feasible (I have no clue what the distances involved are, or the capabilities of our in-theater equipment), but if it is then you can be damn sure Trump would authorize that.

And you can be damn sure that Biden never, ever, would.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 18, 2021 07:33 AM (Jsjd7)

204 The Colonial situation didn't impact the strategic oil reserves. There is plenty of available supply. The world is awash in oil still which makes the latest price spikes, odd. Odder still is how once flow started again, can it take so long to push product from a pipeline that was never emptied to distribution points to allow for retail sale?

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at May 18, 2021 07:34 AM (QMphW)

205
Who said that bullshit?
Posted by: SMH at May 18, 2021 07:32 AM (bSk6g)


Rodrigo whatever. He was all over me saying 80% of my comments are nothing but how I'm not taking the jab because 'reasons' then proceeded to lie about what I've said about it.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 18, 2021 07:34 AM (Zz0t1)

206 Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE MITT ROMNEY at May 18, 2021 07:33 AM (Pzzpr)


You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at May 18, 2021 07:34 AM (Zz0t1)

207 The only nonsense about the vaccine is the vaccine itself. Call it what it is: the biggest medical experiment of our time...anyone who participates is part of the experiment -- a guinea pig, a rat, what.

Back in the 60's they thought thalidomide was great, too. Until they found out it wasn't.

Posted by: Ziba at May 18, 2021 07:34 AM (S1hrL)

208 Still no gas at stations in central NC. It's terrifying to consider how easy it is to shut the country down and have people shooting each other for gas and bread inside of two weeks.

I'd love to know how much of the strategic oil reserve we've used up over this.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Only 24 total COVID related deaths in the military since 2019 at May 18, 2021 07:19 AM (wCgji)

Here in NJ, no signs of any gasoline supply issues. Remember seeing those huge Colonial tank farms along the NJTP in Port Reading and Elizabeth? There's, more than likely, a fairly high level of reserve capacity here.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at May 18, 2021 07:34 AM (zkS5c)

209 how depressing that apparently the only effective thing keeping us from full blown tyranny is the incompetence of those who want to implement it.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 18, 2021 07:32 AM (iXNM0)

Yes, we're down to this as our only hope. Pathetic.

Posted by: Ordinary American at May 18, 2021 07:35 AM (h+3Ux)

210 Our church is giving us options. 3 weekend Masses with no masks/restrictions, 2 Masses for the nervous Nellies with masks required.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at May 18, 2021 07:35 AM (HabA/)

211 How far off are we from being anyone who disagrees (with the Left's position on anything) will have a sign hung around their necks, be told to stand on a platform with their head hanging down in shame while the crowd violently shouts at them? I used to look at those pitiful people in China back during Mao's revolution and just wonder how people could become so animalistic. We are on the very brink right here, right now.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 18, 2021 07:35 AM (O+I8R)

212
At least nothing falls off when you sneeze.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2021 07:31 AM (OCTRt)

__________

Q: What do you call three lepers in a hot tub?
A: Porridge

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2021 07:36 AM (mht8P)

213 210 The only nonsense about the vaccine is the vaccine itself.
Posted by: Ziba at May 18, 2021 07:34 AM (S1hrL)

Dr. Ryan Cole, whose videos appear in the margins here, does into detail about how it is not a vaccine.

Posted by: Ordinary American at May 18, 2021 07:36 AM (h+3Ux)

214 Here in NJ, no signs of any gasoline supply issues. Remember seeing those huge Colonial tank farms along the NJTP in Port Reading and Elizabeth? There's, more than likely, a fairly high level of reserve capacity here.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at May 18, 2021 07:34 AM (zkS5c)
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You're also in NJ. If there's a supply or distribution problem, you're probably in the Safe Zone of places that get taken care of. The South is not in such a zone. Everything south of Maryland would be gleefully sacrificed to keep the Midalantic fueled - just like how everything north and east of San Francisco would be sacrificed to keep everything from San Francisco to San Diego fueled.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 18, 2021 07:37 AM (Jsjd7)

215 All Americans who refuse the vaccine regardless of age will be forcibly sterilized to prevent reproduction. So, hey, get the shot or get snipped! Your choice! Nobody is forcing you to get a vaccine you don't want. Shot or snip, simple!

Posted by: Joe Biden with a puppeteer hand crammed up his ass at May 18, 2021 07:37 AM (wb3D1)

216 Mornin' all...this is from yesterday...

@LOCKnessmonstr1

Exclusive footage of @JoeBidenMan golfingin Delaware this morning. The people need a #Trump #Biden golf match.

Buddy should've taken a drop!

https://tinyurl.com/yhlqutkt

Posted by: Tami at May 18, 2021 07:37 AM (cF8AT)

217
Dr. Ryan Cole, whose videos appear in the margins here, does into detail about how it is not a vaccine.
Posted by: Ordinary American at May 18, 2021 07:36 AM (h+3Ux)



Neither is the flu vaccine.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 18, 2021 07:37 AM (Zz0t1)

218 If anyone is interested in learning more about the VAERS reporting that Tucker mentioned two weeks ago (regarding deaths from COVID vaccines), this is an informative article. One thing I learned is that health care workers are required to report adverse effects from many vaccines but COVID vaccines are not included in that list. Kind of amazing since they are still in the emergency use authorization phase.

https://tinyurl.com/y6f7e4fw

Apologies if you covered this JJ - I looked but didn't see it, and I know you can't cover everything!

Posted by: bluebell at May 18, 2021 07:37 AM (wyw4S)

219 Irish hospital system still struggling with restoring system after ransomware attack four days ago shut down the whole system. I guess the Irish didn't pay up.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 18, 2021 07:37 AM (UHVv4)

220 Tom Elliott
@tomselliott

MSNBC's
@morningmika
"If you want to follow the science," you should follow my lead and "still wear the mask" despite being vaccinated when you're around possibly unvaccinated people

https://tinyurl.com/mycb8t9c

Posted by: redridinghood at May 18, 2021 07:38 AM (NpAcC)

221 How far off are we from being anyone who disagrees (with the Left's position on anything) will have a sign hung around their necks, be told to stand on a platform with their head hanging down in shame while the crowd violently shouts at them? I used to look at those pitiful people in China back during Mao's revolution and just wonder how people could become so animalistic. We are on the very brink right here, right now.
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 18, 2021 07:35 AM (O+I8R)
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This is the modern world, Lady. There will be little of that. A few examples in the bigger cities.

The rest of us will just be silenced, cornered and murdered.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 18, 2021 07:38 AM (Jsjd7)

222 The first character trait I'm going to be looking for in any midterm election candidate is vindictiveness.

I want whoever runs for office to be someone I can count on to pursue all the people who have made it their life's work to persecute Trump voters. It's important that these elected officials have Inquisition zeal and a total disregard for any previously imagined rules.

Posted by: jwest at May 18, 2021 07:38 AM (/BlEx)

223 Yamiche just urged Jen Psaki to reverse the CDC guidance on no longer wearing masks once vaccinated because it puts

people of color at risk

Yamiche, nothing put people of color at risk more than Planned Parenthood and Medicaid.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 18, 2021 07:38 AM (yrol0)

224 220 Tom Elliott
@tomselliott

MSNBC's
@morningmika
"If you want to follow the science," you should follow my lead and "still wear the mask" despite being vaccinated when you're around possibly unvaccinated people

https://tinyurl.com/mycb8t9c
Posted by: redridinghood at May 18, 2021 07:38 AM (NpAcC)

========

"The Science" has said otherwise, you religious fanatic.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 18, 2021 07:39 AM (LvTSG)

225
Buddy should've taken a drop!

https://tinyurl.com/yhlqutkt
Posted by: Tami at May 18, 2021 07:37 AM (cF8AT)



I split my eye open doing that once a while back, only it was a tree root in my way. If you don't get the ball up most times, just take the drop and avoid the obstacle. It's much better.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 18, 2021 07:39 AM (Zz0t1)

226 Regarding the pipe line, I'm surprised some nut hasn't started bitching about the company name. Colonial sounds pretty oppressive to all POCs and other alphabet people.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at May 18, 2021 07:39 AM (I58tH)

227
"If you want to follow the science," you should follow my lead and "still wear the mask" despite being vaccinated when you're around possibly unvaccinated people

_________

Piss on that noise.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2021 07:39 AM (mht8P)

228 MSNBC's
@morningmika
"If you want to follow the science," you should follow my lead and "still wear the mask" despite being vaccinated when you're around possibly unvaccinated people

https://tinyurl.com/mycb8t9c
Posted by: redridinghood at May 18, 2021 07:38 AM (NpAcC)



You're announcing the vaccine doesn't work, there sweetie. Bless your black heart.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 18, 2021 07:40 AM (Zz0t1)

229 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IF YOU ARE IN THE CHILD-BEARING AGE, OR YOUNGER, THE VACCINE MIGHT STERILIZE YOU.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at May 18, 2021 07:40 AM (xopIz)

230 Yamiche just urged Jen Psaki to reverse the CDC guidance on no longer wearing masks once vaccinated because it puts

people of color at risk

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WTH? If you want to keep wearing the stupid thing, wear it!

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 18, 2021 07:40 AM (O+I8R)

231 "222 The first character trait I'm going to be looking for in any midterm election candidate is vindictiveness."


I love it. Unfortunately finding that characteristic or spirit among our politicians is like searching for hens teeth.

Posted by: Ordinary American at May 18, 2021 07:40 AM (h+3Ux)

232 I want whoever runs for office to be someone I can count on to pursue all the people who have made it their life's work to persecute Trump voters. It's important that these elected officials have Inquisition zeal and a total disregard for any previously imagined rules.
Posted by: jwest

____

Whatevers, dude.

Dominion will ensure any threat to the oligarchy will be squashed.

Posted by: SMH at May 18, 2021 07:40 AM (bSk6g)

233 Mika wants to keep wearing hers to hide the facelift scars.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 18, 2021 07:40 AM (O+I8R)

234 @morningmika
"If you want to follow the science," you should follow my lead and "still wear the mask" despite being vaccinated when you're around possibly unvaccinated people ...
Posted by: redridinghood at May 18, 2021 07:38 AM (NpAcC)
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Nope. Sorry, Ms. Scarborough's Side Piece, but you can't play this game. You and your kind spent a year and half telling me at the top of your lungs that we have to follow the science and that this means following the CDC and the Great Fauci.

You can't now turn around and say "following the science doesn't necessarily mean following the CDC and the Great Fauci. It means following me!"

Fuck you. You're a sniveling, terrified, manipulative liar.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 18, 2021 07:40 AM (Jsjd7)

235 Someone at Insty's yesterday said US satellite/s overlook the Red Rover landing area so there's no reason 'we' shouldn't be able to get photos to see if it landed as opposed to crashed etc. especially as why wouldn't the Reds be broadcasting their photos if everything went well?

Posted by: andycanuck at May 18, 2021 07:41 AM (UHVv4)

236 You're also in NJ. If there's a supply or distribution problem, you're probably in the Safe Zone of places that get taken care of. The South is not in such a zone. Everything south of Maryland would be gleefully sacrificed to keep the Midalantic fueled - just like how everything north and east of San Francisco would be sacrificed to keep everything from San Francisco to San Diego fueled.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 18, 2021 07:37 AM (Jsjd7)

You say that like it's a bad thing. (I keed, I keed!!)

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at May 18, 2021 07:41 AM (zkS5c)

237 Personally, I think the obsession some have with COVID and/or the vaccine is unhealthy.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 18, 2021 07:42 AM (3H9h1)

238 Dr. Ryan Cole, whose videos appear in the margins here, does into detail about how it is not a vaccine.
Posted by: Ordinary American at May 18, 2021 07:36 AM (h+3Ux)


Neither is the flu vaccine.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 18, 2021 07:37 AM (Zz0t1)


I get an annual flu vaccine because my PCP recommends it during my physical. Even though it's educated guesswork regarding what flu variant will be prevalent the vaccine itself has been developed and tested over a long timespan. She hasn't said a thing about the wuflu vaccination.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 18, 2021 07:42 AM (y7DUB)

239 Greetings, mouth breathing fappers.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 18, 2021 07:42 AM (ufFY8)

240 237 Personally, I think the obsession some have with COVID and/or the vaccine is unhealthy.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 18, 2021 07:42 AM (3H9h1)

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It's either obsessing over covid or discovering that they have a void in their soul that they need to fill with nonsense.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 18, 2021 07:42 AM (LvTSG)

241 A box of paper clips is smarter than Mika.

I need to make some coffee. Morning.

Posted by: dantesed at May 18, 2021 07:43 AM (88xKn)

242 Posted by: Lady in Black at May 18, 2021 07:35 AM (O+I8R)

Agreed. We are "on the brink." My only thoughts about how this ends are pessimistic. The country has been irreversibly changed. Too many people have been brainwashed and the rest are terrified to stand up. Whatever is left of what was America will be totally gone by years' end.

Birdwatching makes a lot more sense now.

Posted by: Ziba at May 18, 2021 07:43 AM (S1hrL)

243 Rodrigo whatever. He was all over me saying 80% of my comments are nothing but how I'm not taking the jab because 'reasons' then proceeded to lie about what I've said about it.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 18, 2021 07:34 AM (Zz0t1)

Well, that's wrong. 80% of your comments are FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 18, 2021 07:43 AM (EjmvJ)

244 Personally, I think the obsession some have with COVID and/or the vaccine is unhealthy.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 18, 2021 07:42 AM (3H9h1)



Just look at the tik tok videos of the Karens screaming about conservatives not wearing masks and you'll KNOW that we're headed for a mental collapse unlike anything the world has ever seen.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 18, 2021 07:43 AM (Zz0t1)

245 San Diego woman says drinking, snorting and putting urine in her eyes every day has cured her anxiety, improved her eyesight and made her lose 30 lbs.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 18, 2021 07:43 AM (Dvm/n)

246 I hate that phrase "The Science". Following "The Science". As if it were an entity, a being, a thing. Why isn't it just called science? Without the definitive article?

Posted by: grammie winger at May 18, 2021 07:43 AM (45fpk)

247
Well, that's wrong. 80% of your comments are FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 18, 2021 07:43 AM (EjmvJ)



Boom.....

This guy gets it.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 18, 2021 07:43 AM (Zz0t1)

248 I see the found the damn tiger. Ends my fantasy of romancing the Mrs in front of roaring fake TV fire on tigersking rug.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 18, 2021 07:44 AM (yrol0)

249 "If you want to follow the science," you should follow my lead and "still wear the mask" despite being vaccinated when you're around possibly unvaccinated people

Oh Jesus just STFU already.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 18, 2021 07:44 AM (nxdel)

250 San Diego woman says drinking, snorting and putting
urine in her eyes every day has cured her anxiety, improved her eyesight
and made her lose 30 lbs.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 18, 2021 07:43 AM (Dvm/n)


By any chance, do you have her email address?

Posted by: grammie winger at May 18, 2021 07:44 AM (45fpk)

251 May 18, 1980

Mount St. Helens erupted.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 18, 2021 07:44 AM (PITl1)

252 She hasn't said a thing about the wuflu vaccination.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 18, 2021 07:42 AM (y7DUB)


She's a good Dr.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 18, 2021 07:44 AM (Zz0t1)

253 You say that like it's a bad thing. (I keed, I keed!!)
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at May 18, 2021 07:41 AM (zkS5c)
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That's actually a tough question. Fifty years ago, there would have been no question. If supply is disrupted, you make sure that the Industrial North remains supplied at all costs.

Today that question is more complicated. It is still the population center, but nearly as much real production occurs in the South as in the North, and their per-capita output is greater. From a national survival standpoint, it's much more complicated than it used to be.

Thankfully, though, those questions don't need to be asked or answered. We're asking and answering different questions now. It's much easier than it would otherwise be, because the question itself is much easier: "who do I need to starve to ensure that Washington and its environs, and Silicon Valley and its environs, remain stocked?"

Way fewer variables now.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 18, 2021 07:44 AM (Jsjd7)

254 lol grammie.

Posted by: SMH at May 18, 2021 07:44 AM (bSk6g)

255 Rodrigo whatever. He was all over me saying 80% of my comments are nothing but how I'm not taking the jab because 'reasons' then proceeded to lie about what I've said about it.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt

Mebbe he's jealous of your dancing skills !

Posted by: JT at May 18, 2021 07:44 AM (arJlL)

256 WTH? If you want to keep wearing the stupid thing, wear it!
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 18, 2021 07:40 AM (O+I8R)

Hey, fat, jake, Jack, look everyone knows those brown people can't do anything unless the big man in charge tells them what to do. That is why the plantation system worked so well.

Posted by: Joe Biden with a puppeteer hand crammed up his ass at May 18, 2021 07:44 AM (wb3D1)

257 Low IQ Meeka never complained about the Golden Scalpweasel referring to her by that term, only that he pointed out she had some facial work done.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 18, 2021 07:45 AM (y7DUB)

258 If Israel's intelligence services are as good as they are claimed to be, presumably they have some damning evidence of the election theft.

Which would also explain why the Biden junta is rather slow to act against them.
But...they likely would have been better off dumping anything they had after the election in the long term.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 18, 2021 07:45 AM (DpkTQ)

259 San Diego woman says drinking, snorting and putting
urine in her eyes every day has cured her anxiety, improved her eyesight
and made her lose 30 lbs.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 18, 2021 07:43 AM (Dvm/n)


Who's urine?

And what is she drinking and snorting?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 18, 2021 07:45 AM (Zz0t1)

260 "Yamiche, nothing put people of color at risk more than Planned Parenthood and Medicaid."

And young male people of color.

If one were to follow statistics.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at May 18, 2021 07:45 AM (S7VTO)

261
Mebbe he's jealous of your dancing skills !
Posted by: JT at May 18, 2021 07:44 AM (arJlL)



That would be sad, sad, sad for him.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 18, 2021 07:46 AM (Zz0t1)

262 Cuomo now also on the 'fully vaccinated don't need masks' bandwagon. I guess he hates science too.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 18, 2021 07:46 AM (UHVv4)

263 That would be sad, sad, sad for him.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 18, 2021 07:46 AM (Zz0t1)
+++++
"What?! That dude says he's jealous of *my* dancing skills? Why? Is he blind or something?"

"Yeah, actually. Totally blind."

"Ahhhhh."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 18, 2021 07:47 AM (Jsjd7)

264 Hiya {{{SMH}}}

Posted by: grammie winger at May 18, 2021 07:47 AM (45fpk)

265 Q: What do you call three lepers in a hot tub?
A: Porridge
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


*snort

Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2021 07:47 AM (OCTRt)

266 "What?! That dude says he's jealous of *my* dancing skills? Why? Is he blind or something?"

"Yeah, actually. Totally blind."

"Ahhhhh."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 18, 2021 07:47 AM (Jsjd7)


EXACTLY......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 18, 2021 07:47 AM (Zz0t1)

267 I'm not getting the jab.

Like I give a shit what anyone thinks.
Posted by: SMH at May 18, 2021 07:25 AM (bSk6g)

There is a video that I ran across (but closed the tab so no link) of military filming themselves administering the vax to people in a curb store. It was forced but not forced if you catch my drift.
Dovetail that with the new round of borderline threatening rhetoric from our Ruling and Donor Classes members along with our Overlords and things are getting spicy to say the least.
Still not taking the jab. Neither is anybody in my family.
Christ is King!

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 18, 2021 07:47 AM (XXMYi)

268 Cuomo now also on the 'fully vaccinated don't need masks' bandwagon. I guess he hates science too.
Posted by: andycanuck at May 18, 2021 07:46 AM (UHVv4)



He's also on the "women shouldn't wear tops and should allow him full access to 'dem tiddies.'

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 18, 2021 07:48 AM (Zz0t1)

269 I love it. Unfortunately finding that characteristic or spirit among our politicians is like searching for hens teeth.
Posted by: Ordinary American at May 18, 2021 07:40 AM (h+3Ux)


I want Chinese style show trials.
"Thank you, madam prosecutor, for laying out the facts of this case. Now, the attorney for the defense can tell his lies."

"We find your comments accusing President Trump of crimes to be seditious and treasonous. You are sentenced to death by beating with a baseball bat."

Posted by: jwest at May 18, 2021 07:48 AM (/BlEx)

270 So are there predictions on the Chinese Mars rover if it crashed? Will they pretend it was a success? And if so what will they use to fake it? Photos from the nasa rovers? Photos from Star Trek?

Posted by: Buzzion at May 18, 2021 07:48 AM (G2zl5)

271 How long before Rancida proposes schools teach boys and girls how to ululate? To show support for Palestine, but not America.

No more pledge of allegiance kiddos, let's ululate all together for 3 minutes and wave our Palestinian flags.

Posted by: Ziba at May 18, 2021 07:48 AM (S1hrL)

272
Birdwatching makes a lot more sense now.
Posted by: Ziba at May 18, 2021 07:43 AM (S1hrL)

_________

For Mothers Day I ought Her Majesty a field guide to take with her on the road. Here in Brazoria County we have among the greatest diversity of bird species in the US, with two extensive refuges for migratory fowl.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2021 07:48 AM (mht8P)

273 270 So are there predictions on the Chinese Mars rover if it crashed? Will they pretend it was a success? And if so what will they use to fake it? Photos from the nasa rovers? Photos from Star Trek?
Posted by: Buzzion at May 18, 2021 07:48 AM (G2zl5)

=========

"America shot it down. Give us $50 billion."
-China
"Okay."
-Joe Biden

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 18, 2021 07:48 AM (LvTSG)

274 "If you want to follow the science," you should follow my lead and "still wear the mask" despite being vaccinated when you're around possibly unvaccinated people


That's not how vaccines work.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2021 07:48 AM (OCTRt)

275 Urine is sterile. Perfect for irrigating wounds.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at May 18, 2021 07:49 AM (xopIz)

276 Cuomo now also on the 'fully vaccinated don't need masks' bandwagon. I guess he hates science too.
Posted by: andycanuck at May 18, 2021 07:46 AM (UHVv4)
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He's on the "remain in power and adjust as necessary" bandwagon, just like the CDC and everyone else. The preference cascade is in full swing and we're at or near the inflection point. People don't like masks and are opting out of wearing them. This gives the authorities two choices:
1. Double down and force it harder, including arrests and punishments and lots of nasty and highly public displays of enforcement.
2. Follow the tide while pretending to lead it, couching a policy change in nonsense and hope that most people don't notice.

Two makes a lot of sense and is the only real option. They're following, not leading. Preferences have changed and they can't really control it anymore without significant amounts of public oppressive violence. They'd rather not do that just now over such a minor and meaningless issue. They'll save that for when it really counts.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 18, 2021 07:49 AM (Jsjd7)

277 WTH? If you want to keep wearing the stupid thing, wear it!
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 18, 2021 07:40 AM (O+I8R)

The problem isn't that they want to keep wearing it. The problem is that they want you to keep wearing it

Posted by: Buzzion at May 18, 2021 07:50 AM (G2zl5)

278 (XXMYi)
What gender did Pixy assign to me?

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 18, 2021 07:50 AM (XXMYi)

279 276 Two makes a lot of sense and is the only real option. They're following, not leading. Preferences have changed and they can't really control it anymore without significant amounts of public oppressive violence. They'd rather not do that just now over such a minor and meaningless issue. They'll save that for when it really counts.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 18, 2021 07:49 AM (Jsjd7)

========

Local governments are led by much dumber politicians, though.

Could get interesting in the bluest parts of the country.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 18, 2021 07:50 AM (LvTSG)

280
99.75% of my county is flu-free.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2021 07:51 AM (mht8P)

281 The vaccines don't work.

Masks don't work.

Yet we're still at a less than 1% mortality rate.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 18, 2021 07:51 AM (Zz0t1)

282 268 Cuomo now also on the 'fully vaccinated don't need masks' bandwagon. I guess he hates science too.
Posted by: andycanuck at May 18, 2021 07:46 AM (UHVv4)


He's also on the "women shouldn't wear tops and should allow him full access to 'dem tiddies.'
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 18, 2021 07:48 AM (Zz0t1)

He offered to put his garlic knot in 1 gals marina sauce!

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 18, 2021 07:51 AM (yrol0)

283 Hope of renewal-An "Upper Room" devotional from someone from the great state of Florida:

https://tinyurl.com/bam4kvep

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2021 07:51 AM (k39e/)

284 "The problem is that they want you to keep wearing it"

Why would they want me to wear their mask?

Then they won't have a mask to wear.

Ohhhh........



Never mind.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at May 18, 2021 07:51 AM (S7VTO)

285 Genomtec in Poland says it's EU registered a high reliability WuhanFlu saliva test.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 18, 2021 07:51 AM (UHVv4)

286 (XXMYi)
What gender did Pixy assign to me?
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 18, 2021 07:50 AM (XXMYi)
++++
Female, but one manufactured by China's M.Y. International Chemical Corporation.

Spy. You're a spy. I think that's what it means...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 18, 2021 07:51 AM (Jsjd7)

287 Re Penn State no longer using the term freshman I was watching one of the new HGTV remodeling shows and they are no longer using the term master bedroom. It is now called the primary bedroom. These people are nuts.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 18, 2021 07:52 AM (HLrkS)

288 What disturbs me most is I have people in my family who just can't wait for their little ones to get the vaccine. I mean 4,5 6 year olds. Who in their right mind would do this?

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 18, 2021 07:52 AM (nxdel)

289 "Urine is sterile"

I would love to know where that originated.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy DHS informant at May 18, 2021 07:52 AM (RI/se)

290 Penn State should've been razed as soon as it was determined it was a child sex farm.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 18, 2021 07:53 AM (Zz0t1)

291 289 "Urine is sterile"

I would love to know where that originated.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy DHS informant at May 18, 2021 07:52 AM (RI/se)

=========

"Body waste is sterile."

Checks out.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 18, 2021 07:53 AM (LvTSG)

292 " I mean 4,5 6 year olds. Who in their right mind would do this?"

The same folk who binge watched Cuties.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at May 18, 2021 07:53 AM (S7VTO)

293 > Photos from Star Trek?

Space 1999

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 18, 2021 07:53 AM (3H9h1)

294 What disturbs me most is I have people in my family who just can't wait for their little ones to get the vaccine. I mean 4,5 6 year olds. Who in their right mind would do this?
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 18, 2021 07:52 AM (nxdel)



TV is telling them to. Saw a commercial yesterday with a bunch of kids saying "THANK YOU!!!!!!" since the CDC 'approved' the 'vaccine' for kids age 12......

I've never seen anything like this. It's flabbergasting.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 18, 2021 07:54 AM (Zz0t1)

295 Thank you for your postings, JJ.

Posted by: Gref at May 18, 2021 07:54 AM (AMIL/)

296 XXMYi)
What gender did Pixy assign to me?

Join RI/se today! We take direct action to protect ALL genders!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy DHS informant at May 18, 2021 07:55 AM (RI/se)

297 Well, that's wrong. 80% of your comments are FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 18, 2021 07:43 AM (EjmvJ)

Boom.....

This guy gets it.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 18, 2021 07:43 AM (Zz0t1)


80% FIRST!!!
10% "You asked for it"
10% Other

Posted by: Doof at May 18, 2021 07:55 AM (mZUr4)

298
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"Body waste is sterile."

Checks out.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 18, 2021 07:53 AM (LvTSG)



It's why the phrase 'eat shit' is so often used. It's a caring statement showing your concern for the other's health and well being.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 18, 2021 07:55 AM (Zz0t1)

299 298 It's why the phrase 'eat shit' is so often used. It's a caring statement showing your concern for the other's health and well being.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 18, 2021 07:55 AM (Zz0t1)

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Eat shit, Sponge.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 18, 2021 07:56 AM (LvTSG)

300

Joe Biden stole 2020 and the Wuhan Flu came from the lab in Wuhan, China

Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 18, 2021 07:56 AM (bTQ72)

301 6,000 migrants in a single day invade Spanish Ceuta from Morocco, swimming or paddling in inflatable boats.

The population of the enclave is ordinarily only 80,000.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 18, 2021 07:56 AM (UHVv4)

302 "Body waste is sterile."

"Don't believe it " -Billy Batts

Posted by: JT at May 18, 2021 07:56 AM (arJlL)

303
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Eat shit, Sponge.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 18, 2021 07:56 AM (LvTSG)



See? Shows he really likes me.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 18, 2021 07:56 AM (Zz0t1)

304 Re Penn State no longer using the term freshman I was watching one of the new HGTV remodeling shows and they are no longer using the term master bedroom. It is now called the primary bedroom. These people are nuts.
Posted by: Jen the original at May 18, 2021 07:52 AM (HLrkS)
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This is entirely unacceptable. Replacing "Freshman" with "First Year" and "Master" with "Primary" is pointless goalpost-shifting that misses the mark entirely.

The problem with these old terms is not their phallocentrism or hearkening back to forced-labor economic configurations - those are merely contextual implications of those words. The problem is the structure behind them. Those words - complete with all of their baggage - are fundamentally reflective of the hierarchical systems they describe. The first year is below the fourth year. The primary bedroom is superior to the secondary bedrooms.

Do you not see the exact same problem here? Changing the words alone does nothing to disrupt the problem of embedded patriarchal hierarchy in our language, legal and thought systems. Using different words doesn't address the real problem of oppressive hierarchy and continuous biased value assignment.

Posted by: Your Kid's Linguistics Professor at May 18, 2021 07:56 AM (Jsjd7)

305 That's not how vaccines work.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2021 07:48 AM (OCTRt)


Yeah, but mRNA drugs are VINO (Vaccine In Name Only)

Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 18, 2021 07:56 AM (LpQPf)

306 Joe Biden plays golf like _______ in Caddyshack ??


answers please ...

Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 18, 2021 07:57 AM (bTQ72)

307 It's why the phrase 'eat shit' is so often used. It's a caring statement showing your concern for the other's health and well being.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 18, 2021 07:55 AM (Zz0t1)

They are trying to cure your c. diff.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy DHS informant at May 18, 2021 07:57 AM (RI/se)

308 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2021 07:48 AM (mht8P)

Migration numbers are down here in CT, according to my records. Literally have to beat around every bush!

Posted by: Ziba at May 18, 2021 07:57 AM (S1hrL)

309 What disturbs me most is I have people in my family who just can't wait for their little ones to get the vaccine. I mean 4,5 6 year olds. Who in their right mind would do this?
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 18, 2021 07:52 AM (nxdel)
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I hope they read up on it first. I tried to read the PJ Media article that JJ linked at the very top but it requires a subscription. Kids are at very low risk of being harmed by COVID. I looked up the age stats for Virginia yesterday. One child under 9 died from it, and three children aged 10-19. I would be willing to bet that those kids had some pre-existing conditions, God rest their souls.

Posted by: bluebell at May 18, 2021 07:58 AM (wyw4S)

310 Joe Biden plays golf like the floating Baby Ruth in Caddyshack.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy DHS informant at May 18, 2021 07:58 AM (RI/se)

311 Joe Biden plays golf like _______ in Caddyshack ??


answers please ...
Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 18, 2021 07:57 AM (bTQ72)



Al Czervik's broken arm.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 18, 2021 07:58 AM (Zz0t1)

312 I've never seen anything like this. It's flabbergasting.

It really is. One is my nephews girlfriend. They have 2 kids together but he's never married her. I know why. Always heard she was sort of psycho. She gets on FB every day and berates people who won't wear a mask because her child has immune deficiency and you're gonna kill her you monster! You selfish monster!

Yeah.. she's salivating over the vaccine.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 18, 2021 07:58 AM (nxdel)

313 Joe Biden plays golf like _______ in Caddyshack ??


answers please ...
Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 18, 2021 07:57 AM (bTQ72)



Mr Havercamp

Posted by: Doof at May 18, 2021 07:58 AM (mZUr4)

314 Joe Biden plays golf like _______ in Caddyshack ??


answers please ...
Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 18, 2021 07:57 AM (bTQ72)
++++
"the creepy, incestuous, stupid, unaccomplished, senile, corrupt, thieving sex-freak"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 18, 2021 07:59 AM (Jsjd7)

315 I responded to a Naomi Wolf tweet saying that I've NEVER seen the kind of pressure to vax that I'm seeing now, esp against something that has such a high recovery rate. Makes me wonder what I don't know.

And all of this progressed a little too neatly for my tastes. Having Pfizer delay this very important life saving treatment for political reasons is one symptom of many. HCQ being mercilessly beat down as a treatment, the overall speed and timing of the "approved" treatments, Pfizer likely playing games with the FDA inre J&J, etc etc.

My threshold is not such that I am comfortable with this treatment. YMMV, but if I'm wrong it's my life.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 18, 2021 07:59 AM (C+We0)

316 I would be willing to bet that those kids had some pre-existing conditions, God rest their souls.
Posted by: bluebell at May 18, 2021 07:58 AM (wyw4S)



Murdered by Dr. Fauci and China.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 18, 2021 07:59 AM (Zz0t1)

317 Eat shit, Sponge.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 18, 2021 07:56 AM (LvTSG)



Them's fightin' words!

Posted by: Doof at May 18, 2021 07:59 AM (mZUr4)

318 TV is telling them to. Saw a commercial yesterday with a bunch of kids saying "THANK YOU!!!!!!" since the CDC 'approved' the 'vaccine' for kids age 12......

I've never seen anything like this. It's flabbergasting.
Posted by: Sponge


Yeah. You have. Moonies. Applewhite. Jonestown. Cult programming.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2021 07:59 AM (OCTRt)

319 Penn State should've been razed as soon as it was determined it was a child sex farm.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 18, 2021 07:53 AM (Zz0t1)


Fauci and Paterno are two diminutive dagos who should have been forced to take retirement. Paterno was at least demonstrably good at what he did but Sandusky was a key component of that.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 18, 2021 08:00 AM (y7DUB)

320 Joe Biden plays golf like _______ in Caddyshack ??

"Barack Owebama were he cast a role in..."

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 18, 2021 08:00 AM (Zz0t1)

321 317 Eat shit, Sponge.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 18, 2021 07:56 AM (LvTSG)


Them's fightin' words!
Posted by: Doof at May 18, 2021 07:59 AM (mZUr4)

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You're intentional misreading of the context of the quote is fightin' words.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 18, 2021 08:00 AM (LvTSG)

322 I hope they read up on it first. I tried to read the PJ Media article that JJ linked at the very top but it requires a subscription.

I started to read it too but yeah.. subscription. I would love to post that on FB for the idiots who think it's just a great idea to vaccinate their 3 year old.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 18, 2021 08:00 AM (nxdel)

323
Migration numbers are down here in CT, according to my records. Literally have to beat around every bush!
Posted by: Ziba at May 18, 2021 07:57 AM (S1hrL)

__________

Lockdowns, stay-at-home orders, gas outages, what do you expect?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2021 08:00 AM (mht8P)

324 I've never seen anything like this. It's flabbergasting.

Posted by: Sponge

Yeah. You have. Moonies. Applewhite. Jonestown. Cult programming.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2021 07:59 AM (OCTRt)

Yeah, that one drives me bonkers.
Unlike the First Amendment.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 18, 2021 08:01 AM (ufFY8)

325 Re Penn State no longer using the term freshman I was watching one of the new HGTV remodeling shows and they are no longer using the term master bedroom. It is now called the primary bedroom. These people are nuts.
Posted by: Jen the original at May 18, 2021 07:52 AM (HLrkS)
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Exactly, we all know the proper term for the primary bedroom is "mancave." That's what I use mine for at least. I sleep in a smaller bedroom because it is quieter, darker, and much more conducive to sleep.

Posted by: Lord Squirrel at May 18, 2021 08:01 AM (ZIoLS)

326
when all the vax'd people turn to zombies, it is head shot right?

Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 18, 2021 08:02 AM (bTQ72)

327 "Migration numbers are down here in CT, according to my records. "

Eventually there will be nofuckingbody to migrate.

Posted by: f'd at May 18, 2021 08:02 AM (Tnijr)

328 You're intentional misreading of the context of the quote is fightin' words.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 18, 2021 08:00 AM (LvTSG)



Using a quote out of context -- I could be a "journalist"!

Posted by: Doof at May 18, 2021 08:02 AM (mZUr4)

329 San Diego woman says drinking, snorting and putting urine in her eyes every day has cured her anxiety, improved her eyesight and made her lose 30 lbs.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 18, 2021 07:43 AM


I found drinking cow urine every morning beneficial.

Posted by: zombie Ghandi at May 18, 2021 08:02 AM (DMUuz)

330

how come they are not vaxing all the illegals they catch and release on the southern border?


?

Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 18, 2021 08:03 AM (bTQ72)

331 I prefer freshwomen.

With nice elbows.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 18, 2021 08:03 AM (ufFY8)

332 What disturbs me most is I have people in my family who just can't wait for their little ones to get the vaccine


But mom also only feeds them gluten free, organic, non-GMO food.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy DHS informant at May 18, 2021 08:03 AM (RI/se)

333 At the very least, the PSU Football program should have gotten the death sentence. And every administrator that knew what was going on should have been prosecuted to full extent of the law. For starters.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 18, 2021 08:03 AM (xuAuo)

334 Using a quote out of context -- I could be a "journalist"!
Posted by: Doof at May 18, 2021 08:02 AM (mZUr4)
++++
Only a junior journalist.

To become a senior journalist, you have to make up the quote and attribute it to "sources."

To become the top journalist, you have to make up the quote, attribute it to "sources" and *then* decontextualize it. Only then can you become as great as Brian Stelter and Chuck Todd.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 18, 2021 08:03 AM (Jsjd7)

335 I found drinking cow urine every morning beneficial.
Posted by: zombie Ghandi at May 18, 2021 08:02 AM



MEE TOO !

Posted by: mohammend at May 18, 2021 08:03 AM (bTQ72)

336 322 I hope they read up on it first. I tried to read the PJ Media article that JJ linked at the very top but it requires a subscription.

I started to read it too but yeah.. subscription. I would love to post that on FB for the idiots who think it's just a great idea to vaccinate their 3 year old.
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 18, 2021 08:00 AM (nxdel)

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I accessed it using the "Open link in private window with Tor" option in the Brave browser. You'll have to go through a Captcha exercise, but the full article did come up.

Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at May 18, 2021 08:03 AM (R1NI2)

337 At the very least, the PSU Football program should have gotten the death sentence. And every administrator that knew what was going on should have been prosecuted to full extent of the law. For starters.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 18, 2021 08:03 AM (xuAuo)



SMU's football program was DESTROYED because they payed players. They should've just fucked young boys.......

THAT'S what the NCAA said with their pissant rulings against Penn State.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 18, 2021 08:04 AM (Zz0t1)

338 I'm glad to be closer to the final date on my tombstone. I wont have to see the worst of this, only the first of this.

Posted by: Eromero at May 18, 2021 08:04 AM (0OP+5)

339 I prefer freshwomen.

With nice elbows.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 18, 2021 08:03 AM (ufFY
++++
Okay.
https://is.gd/YDhhn7

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 18, 2021 08:04 AM (Jsjd7)

340 Trump Issues Statements Blasting Pence, Declares 2020 Election Was 'Crime Of The Century'
"Had Mike Pence had the courage to send the Electoral College vote back to states for re-certification and had Mitch McConnell fought for us instead of being the weak and pathetic leader he is, we would right now have a Republican President who would be VETOING the horrific Socialistic Bills that are rapidly going through Congress, including Open Borders, High Taxes, Massive Regulations, and so much else!" Trump wrote.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 18, 2021 08:05 AM (UHVv4)

341 Posted by: Jewells45 at May 18, 2021 08:00 AM (nxdel)


Funny. When the article was not behind a pay wall when I first saw it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 18, 2021 08:05 AM (s2VJv)

342
how come they are not vaxing all the illegals they catch and release on the southern border?


?
Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 18, 2021 08:03 AM (bTQ72)



You asked for it.......

https://youtu.be/9VRCtIQPozk

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 18, 2021 08:05 AM (Zz0t1)

343 More pictures of light and landscape;

https://www.reddit.com/r/EarthPorn/

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2021 08:05 AM (k39e/)

344 hope they read up on it first. I tried to read the PJ Media article that JJ linked at the very top but it requires a subscription.

I started to read it too but yeah.. subscription. I would love to post that on FB for the idiots who think it's just a great idea to vaccinate their 3 year old.
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 18, 2021 08:00 AM (nxdel)
++++
It renders fine through Outline:
https://outline.com/zekVbT

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 18, 2021 08:06 AM (Jsjd7)

345 It is now called the primary bedroom. These people are nuts.
Posted by: Jen the original

Does it also have an 'en suite'?

You know, what we use to call a 'bathroom'.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 18, 2021 08:06 AM (Rvt88)

346 For the first time since April 2020, yesterday I had my hair cut with no mask. The stylists weren't wearing masks, and neither were the customers. I was so glad, because holding a mask over you face when you're getting a haircut is pretty bothersome. The mask can't go over your ears because that's where they are cutting. So you look like you're heaving into a hanky while they're doing your hair.

My stylist is a strong Trump supporter and spent the whole time ranting about "that joke biden". I had a nice time.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 18, 2021 08:07 AM (45fpk)

347 My threshold is not such that I am comfortable with this treatment. YMMV, but if I'm wrong it's my life.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 18, 2021 07:59 AM (C+We0)


Make room on that bench for me, WitchDoktor. They can vaccinate me after I'm dead. They sure as hell won't be doing it while I'm alive.

Posted by: creeper at May 18, 2021 08:07 AM (XxJt1)

348 https://is.gd/YDhhn7

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 18, 2021 08:04 AM (Jsjd7)
Most acceptable.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 18, 2021 08:07 AM (ufFY8)

349 And by death sentence- never again.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 18, 2021 08:07 AM (xuAuo)

350 Mornin' all. I heard a stupid covid ad on spotify the other day. A daughter is talking to her older mom about getting the vaccine: "Mom, why aren't you worried about getting the vaccine?" "Well, all those medical professionals, they can't be wrong."

bahahah! *takes breath. hahahah!

Posted by: Mainah at May 18, 2021 08:07 AM (Boy/L)

351 The cancel culture creatures will eventually come after the words: praying MANtis, oMEN, MENopause, MENagerie, MANual etc. etc. a
And whatever you do don't name your kids EmMANuel or MANdy.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 18, 2021 08:07 AM (NpAcC)

352 Had Mike Pence had the courage to send the Electoral College vote back to states


Had the state legislatures and RNC had a single ball between them we would have a second Trump term, a republican house and senate. They all wanted Trump gone and were willing to put us in the position we are in now to get it. Fuck them all. Never Republican again.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy DHS informant at May 18, 2021 08:08 AM (RI/se)

353 New GOP No.3 Elise Stefanik says Justice Department is trying to BLOCK Arizona election audit as Trump allies pour millions into recount

Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 18, 2021 08:08 AM (bTQ72)

354 The US Occupational Safety and Health Administration (OSHA) has warned American employers that they may be held liable for "any adverse reactions" if they force employees to take Covid-19 vaccines "as a condition of their employment".

Posted by: andycanuck at May 18, 2021 08:08 AM (UHVv4)

355 I hope they read up on it first. I tried to read the PJ Media article that JJ linked at the very top but it requires a subscription. Kids are at very low risk of being harmed by COVID. I looked up the age stats for Virginia yesterday. One child under 9 died from it, and three children aged 10-19. I would be willing to bet that those kids had some pre-existing conditions, God rest their souls.
Posted by: bluebell at May 18, 2021 07:58 AM (wyw4S)

Checking its comments, it's an article about TCell immunity from Covid. Yeah a bit crappy of them to put that article behind their paywall when it could probably generate more clicks and revenue by being readily available to read instead. But since you know it's about a T-cell immunity test perhaps you can find another source.

Posted by: Buzzion at May 18, 2021 08:08 AM (G2zl5)

356 Mornin' all. I heard a stupid covid ad on spotify the other day. A daughter is talking to her older mom about getting the vaccine: "Mom, why aren't you worried about getting the vaccine?" "Well, all those medical professionals, they can't be wrong."

bahahah! *takes breath. hahahah!
Posted by: Mainah at May 18, 2021 08:07 AM (Boy/L)
++++
If there's an upshot to that kind of thing, it's that some things haven't changed. America sucks at propaganda.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 18, 2021 08:08 AM (Jsjd7)

357 340 Posted by: andycanuck at May 18, 2021 08:05 AM (UHVv4)


We'd also probably still have the Senate. Water under the bridge but a clarifying moment to end all clarifying moments.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 18, 2021 08:09 AM (s2VJv)

358 I responded to a Naomi Wolf tweet saying that I've NEVER seen the kind of pressure to vax that I'm seeing now, esp against something that has such a high recovery rate. Makes me wonder what I don't know.

================

That's my thing. I don't care if you get the vaccine or not. I wish my son hadn't. I'd prefer that my daughter doesn't. But that position is entirely based on the fact that they've been lying to us about everything from the beginning and I don't know what their game is.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 18, 2021 08:09 AM (EjmvJ)

359 351 The cancel culture creatures will eventually come after the words: praying MANtis, oMEN, MENopause, MENagerie, MANual etc. etc. a
And whatever you do don't name your kids EmMANuel or MANdy.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 18, 2021 08:07 AM (NpAcC)

Amen.

Posted by: dantesed at May 18, 2021 08:09 AM (88xKn)

360 The "urine is sterile" thing came from the Middle Ages when a soldier (a braggart by the name of Benvenuto?) claimed it was good to cleansing wounds.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at May 18, 2021 08:09 AM (xopIz)

361 The cancel culture creatures will eventually come after the words: praying MANtis, oMEN, MENopause, MENagerie, MANual etc. etc. a
And whatever you do don't name your kids EmMANuel or MANdy.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 18, 2021 08:07 AM (NpAcC)



Don't tell a certain moron who is "not a cop!"

Posted by: Doof at May 18, 2021 08:09 AM (mZUr4)

362 MENtal Illness

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at May 18, 2021 08:10 AM (xopIz)

363 If the feral government decides the audit in Arizona should stop, it will stop.

Posted by: creeper at May 18, 2021 08:10 AM (XxJt1)

364 She'll Wear A Mask Until She Dies (apology to George Jones)

She said, "I'll wear a mask until I die"
He told her, "You're bein' just a fool"
As the years went slowly by
She daily nagged him to mask-up

He left her yesterday
She'd gone crazy for ol' Fauci
He tried to love her through it all
Hoping she'd throw the mask away

Posted by: Gref at May 18, 2021 08:10 AM (AMIL/)

365 We should ban the letters M E and N entirely. Replace every instance with an "x".

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy DHS informant at May 18, 2021 08:11 AM (RI/se)

366 Could you imagine Biden, at the behest of the Israel hating cabal in Washington, sending troops in support of Gaza?

Normally, I'd say now way that ever happens but it's 2021 and up is down.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 18, 2021 08:11 AM (4fSQf)

367 GovernMENt

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at May 18, 2021 08:11 AM (flINI)

368 MANdy.

LOL. Here's my great transgender two year old

"Gendernonspecificdy"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2021 08:11 AM (k39e/)

369 The "urine is sterile" thing came from the Middle Ages when a soldier (a braggart by the name of Benvenuto?) claimed it was good to cleansing wounds.
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at May 18, 2021 08:09 AM (xopIz)
++++
Urine trouble now, bucko.

Posted by: Benvenuto at May 18, 2021 08:12 AM (Jsjd7)

370 MENstruation.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 18, 2021 08:12 AM (xuAuo)

371 re 364 She'll Wear A Mask Until She Dies (apology to George Jones) --

Inspired by: 48 We will be wearing masks until the day we die, and we will all be forced to get the vax.

Posted by: Ziba at May 18, 2021 06:51 AM (S1hrL)

Posted by: Gref at May 18, 2021 08:12 AM (AMIL/)

372 MENdacity.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 18, 2021 08:12 AM (Rvt88)

373 MANifest.

Posted by: dantesed at May 18, 2021 08:13 AM (88xKn)

374 StateMENt

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 18, 2021 08:13 AM (Jsjd7)

375 WHITEhouse

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 18, 2021 08:13 AM (4fSQf)

376 ApartMENt.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 18, 2021 08:13 AM (Rvt88)

377 New GOP No.3 Elise Stefanik says Justice Department is trying to BLOCK Arizona election audit as Trump allies pour millions into recount
Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 18, 2021 08:08 AM (bTQ72)

So send the RNCC $100, $1,000, or $10,000 today so we can fight for you!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy DHS informant at May 18, 2021 08:13 AM (RI/se)

378 Had the state legislatures and RNC had a single ball between them we would have a second Trump term, a republican house and senate. They all wanted Trump gone and were willing to put us in the position we are in now to get it. Fuck them all. Never Republican again.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy DHS informant at May 18, 2021 08:08 AM (RI/se)


I hate to cast off on the residents of Pennsylvania and Michigan, which are both MAGA states imo, but you've got a real problem with your RINO petting zoo of a party. I don't know what you can do to motivate those gelded monkeys but they surely fucked the country.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 18, 2021 08:13 AM (y7DUB)

379 Benvenuto Cellini.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at May 18, 2021 08:13 AM (xopIz)

380

MENsus

Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 18, 2021 08:13 AM (bTQ72)

381 HyMEN

??

Posted by: Tonypete at May 18, 2021 08:14 AM (Rvt88)

382 The test is called T-Detect. So that might help in getting another source.

Posted by: Buzzion at May 18, 2021 08:14 AM (G2zl5)

383
or
MANdy.Posted
by: redridinghood at May 18, 2021 08:07 AM (NpAcC)

Well,
you came and you gave without
taking

But I
sent you away

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 18, 2021 08:14 AM (ufFY8)

384 Pwtskyity. It's my name! SAY IT!

Posted by: Pwtskyity at May 18, 2021 08:14 AM (Tnijr)

385 The "urine is sterile" thing came from the Middle Ages when a soldier (a braggart by the name of Benvenuto?) claimed it was good to cleansing wounds.
=====

Modern interpretation of that would be M Gandhi drinking his own as a 'conservation' measure.

Nonsense.

Posted by: mustbequantum at May 18, 2021 08:14 AM (MIKMs)

386 MANipulate.

Posted by: dantesed at May 18, 2021 08:15 AM (88xKn)

387 The "urine is sterile" thing came from the Middle Ages when a soldier (a braggart by the name of Benvenuto?) claimed it was good to cleansing wounds.
Posted by: JAS


Which gave rise to the phrase, "just piss on it!"

Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2021 08:15 AM (OCTRt)

388 Modern interpretation of that would be M Gandhi drinking his own as a 'conservation' measure.

Posted by: mustbequantum

That and receiving enemas from teen girls.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 18, 2021 08:15 AM (Rvt88)

389 So...I shouldn't pee on jellyfish stings....?

Posted by: WitchDoktor at May 18, 2021 08:15 AM (C+We0)

390 This exclusive Newsweek article exposing an unregulated military 10 times the size of the most clandestine elements of the CIA running ops domestically is terrifying. It's under the guise of "signature reduction". Identities are masked. 60k secret army and growing the last 10 years. Congress has zero clue or oversight. They collect data and have infiltrated literally everything to find high value targets. Must read thread with the link and screenshots of the article.
Seriously, this is not good.

https://mobile.twitter.com/devilspalm16/status/
1394625296154890240

Consider how this ties into movements like qanon.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 18, 2021 08:15 AM (XXMYi)

391 In order to dismantle the patriarchy, we all must immediately a permanently stop thinking. Why, you ask?

Well first, you shouldn't. You shouldn't be thinking.

If you insist, though, it's because the root synonym is mentation. As in to MENtate. This is because thinking is a MENtal activity. We have to stop this in order to achieve true equity.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 18, 2021 08:15 AM (Jsjd7)

392 It renders fine through Outline:
https://outline.com/zekVbT


That worked. Thank you.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 18, 2021 08:16 AM (nxdel)

393 The "urine is sterile" thing came from the Middle Ages when a soldier (a braggart by the name of Benvenuto?) claimed it was good to cleansing wounds.

It reportedly relieves the stings of the toxins from a Portuguese Man of War.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 18, 2021 08:17 AM (y7DUB)

394 hate to cast off on the residents of Pennsylvania and Michigan, which are both MAGA states imo, but you've got a real problem with your RINO petting zoo of a party.

The PA legislature really wanted to fight for us, but the session was going to end in a week, and that is just not enough time to do anything, you know. Sorry. Vote harder next time. Really wanted to help, guy.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy DHS informant at May 18, 2021 08:17 AM (RI/se)

395 Benvenuto Cellini.

I drove a Benvenuto Cellini back the early '80s. Not a bad car, when it wasn't in the shop.

Posted by: spindrift at May 18, 2021 08:17 AM (WnIYD)

396 It reportedly relieves the stings of the toxins from a Portuguese Man of War.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 18, 2021 08:17 AM (y7DUB)

It is the heat that destroys the toxin. You are better off soaking the affected part in boiling water.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy DHS informant at May 18, 2021 08:18 AM (RI/se)

397 Over at Washington Free Beacon, they have a pretty brutal article on our VP, Kamala Harris. Got the lead from PowerLine.

Cliff Notes: Harris keeps list of journalist and policticans she thinks are racists because they ask pointed questions, and not appreciating her "life experience".

Also:

"In many ways, Harris is merely a non-white version of Hillary Clinton. Both women are possessed by ruthless ambition, yet lack the necessary skills to succeed in politics at the national level."

Nailed it.

Posted by: WisRich at May 18, 2021 08:18 AM (G0vdT)

398 I don't know what you can do to motivate those gelded monkeys but they surely fucked the country.
Posted by: Captain Hate


And for that reason alone, fuck those states.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2021 08:19 AM (OCTRt)

399
did Hillary sleep her way to the top too?

Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 18, 2021 08:19 AM (bTQ72)

400 It is the heat that destroys the toxin. You are better off soaking the affected part in boiling water.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

Doesn't the choice of the above suggested treatments depend on how pretty the woman is that was stung?

Posted by: Tonypete at May 18, 2021 08:19 AM (Rvt88)

401 Biden is acting like he stole everything.

Everything!

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 18, 2021 08:19 AM (QeenG)

402 "yet lack the necessary skills to succeed in politics at the national level." "

Suck harder!!!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at May 18, 2021 08:20 AM (S7VTO)

403 I know this thread is ending soon, but early-am news show through Fox Chicago broadcast talked about the 'deadly' Jan6 'riots' and FBI is looking for some Illinois attendees.

Disappeared by 6 am, but I was shocked.

Posted by: mustbequantum at May 18, 2021 08:20 AM (MIKMs)

404 Ululate

What's the Arab's favorite classic sitcom?

I Love Lululululululucy!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 18, 2021 08:20 AM (Bmy3R)

405 It is the heat that destroys the toxin. You are better off soaking the affected part in boiling water.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy DHS informant at May 18, 2021 08:18 AM (RI/se)


So that was an old wive's tale / urban legend bit of disinformation? I never needed relief anyway, fortunately...

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 18, 2021 08:20 AM (y7DUB)

406 Normally, I'd say now way that ever happens but it's 2021 and up is down.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 18, 2021 08:11 AM (4fSQf)

They would have to send the Marines to land, because Israel wouldn't let them fly or drive.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 18, 2021 08:21 AM (Q9lwr)

407 If there's an upshot to that kind of thing, it's that some things haven't changed. America sucks at propaganda.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 18, 2021 08:08 AM (Jsjd7)

Yeah, I'd say WW2 Disney was probably the pinnacle. Of course, the majority of the public agreed on the existential threat of the axis powers at the time.

Posted by: Mainah at May 18, 2021 08:21 AM (Boy/L)

408 did Hillary sleep her way to the top too?
Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 18, 2021 08:19 AM (bTQ72

***

Let me just state...
Being "pass out" drunk helps.

Posted by: Webb Hubbell at May 18, 2021 08:22 AM (flINI)

409 Re Penn State no longer using the term freshman I was watching one of the new HGTV remodeling shows and they are no longer using the term master bedroom. It is now called the primary bedroom. These people are nuts.

--

How DARE they!! A "primary" bedroom signifies its superiority to the lesser bedrooms. Where, for G*d's sake, is the equity??!! This is not fair. This is not fair at all!

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 18, 2021 08:22 AM (O+I8R)

410 396 It reportedly relieves the stings of the toxins from a Portuguese Man of War.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 18, 2021 08:17 AM (y7DUB)

It is the heat that destroys the toxin. You are better off soaking the affected part in boiling water.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy DHS informant at May 18, 2021 08:18 AM (RI/se)

Tobacco also works to leech out the toxin. Crush a cig and rub it on the area. Unless you rather have someone pee on you, then, alright.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 18, 2021 08:22 AM (vuisn)

411 So God created man in His own image.
He created him in the image of God.
He created them male and female.

God blessed them, and God said to them, "Be fruitful, multiply, fill the earth, and subdue it."

And it was so. Then God saw all that He had made, and it was very good. (Genesis 1)

Posted by: grammie winger at May 18, 2021 08:22 AM (45fpk)

412 Thanks buzzion for the info on that article. My kids are all grown now so I was interested mainly for curiosity's sake. But now I'm wondering, if there's a test for T-cells for Covid immunity, shouldn't they give that to ANYONE before they consider the vaccine?

Posted by: bluebell at May 18, 2021 08:22 AM (wyw4S)

413 " no images or data of any kind has been released by that nation or its space agency"


yeah, sure seems like maybe they lost contact ... crash landing is still a landing I guess, AP will gladly confirm their landing, leave out any hard questions on confirmation of actual success.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 18, 2021 08:24 AM (Cus5s)

414 I just got a four-page email from USAA outlining all the circumstances under which they may disclose my primary health information.

HIIPA? What HIIPA?

Posted by: creeper at May 18, 2021 08:24 AM (XxJt1)

415 I don't know what you can do to motivate those gelded monkeys but they surely fucked the country.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 18, 2021 08:13 AM (y7DUB)

I am voting against every single fucking idiot incumbent in the next election.
My MI State Rep sat there with his finger up his ass.
I will go Constitution Party before giving an incumbent another vote.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 18, 2021 08:24 AM (ufFY8)

416 Olde-tymey outdoorsmen would keep a quid of tobacco in their first aid kits. Works on leeching out toxins from spider bites, snake bites, even relieves poison oak and ivy. Supposedly. I mean, I never tried it but they sure swore by it.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 18, 2021 08:24 AM (Bmy3R)

417 Word association. Always have to add "deadly" to the Jan 6 "riot" and "peaceful" to BLM "protests".

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy DHS informant at May 18, 2021 08:24 AM (RI/se)

418 411 So God created man in His own image.
He created him in the image of God.
He created them male and female.

God blessed them, and God said to them, "Be fruitful, multiply, fill the earth, and subdue it."

And it was so. Then God saw all that He had made, and it was very good. (Genesis 1)
Posted by: grammie winger at May 18, 2021 08:22 AM (45fpk


I don't think they worship our God, Grammie.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 18, 2021 08:25 AM (4fSQf)

419 Also, thanks Hoplite Housewife and Joe Mannix!

Posted by: bluebell at May 18, 2021 08:25 AM (wyw4S)

420 I am voting against every single fucking idiot incumbent in the next election.
My MI State Rep sat there with his finger up his ass.
I will go Constitution Party before giving an incumbent another vote.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt


Welcome to the dark side.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2021 08:26 AM (OCTRt)

421 The landing was successful. The sudden stop caused an anomaly with the communications antenna.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy DHS informant at May 18, 2021 08:26 AM (RI/se)

422 For a man ought not cover his head, for he is the image and glory of God.

- 1 Corninthians 11:7

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 18, 2021 08:26 AM (Bmy3R)

423 Same thoughts about the 60k plus secret Stasi.... I mean domestic army.
So is the story an op to destroy trust in our country even more or does it this DoD Stasi really exist?

Replying to
@BoltzmannBooty
love to create a domestic secret military/police force 60,000 strong. this is a totally normal and good thing and I'm glad the story never brought up any of the horrifying implications.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 18, 2021 08:26 AM (XXMYi)

424 Want me to spit on that fer ya?

Posted by: Tobacco Chewer at May 18, 2021 08:27 AM (sAfP3)

425 Biden and Harris finally go maskless for an INDOOR White House event: President tells unvaccinated Americans they may pay the 'ultimate price'



what does that mean?

Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 18, 2021 08:27 AM (bTQ72)

426 I don't think they worship our God, Grammie.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 18, 2021 08:25 AM (4fSQf)


I think they have turned Scripture on its head. No more male. No more female. No more multiply. No more good. Only evil. Everything and anything is now upside down.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 18, 2021 08:27 AM (45fpk)

427 "The sudden stop caused an anomaly with the communications antenna."

So they stuck the landing?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at May 18, 2021 08:28 AM (S7VTO)

428 love to create a domestic secret military/police force 60,000

You mean the FBI, ATF, BLM, CBP....

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy DHS informant at May 18, 2021 08:28 AM (RI/se)

429 It's kinda comical that places like Target and Publix think they will be able to discern the vaxxed from the unvaxxed.

Surely some of the vaxxed will wear it like a badge of honor to let everyone know, but what are they going to do, ask everyone at the door?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 18, 2021 08:28 AM (4fSQf)

430 President tells unvaccinated Americans they may pay the 'ultimate price'

Are you threatening me?

Posted by: Cornholio at May 18, 2021 08:29 AM (Bmy3R)

431 It reportedly relieves the stings of the toxins from a Portuguese Man of War.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 18, 2021 08:17 AM (y7DUB)

It is the heat that destroys the toxin. You are better off soaking the affected part in boiling water.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy DHS informant at May 18, 2021 08:18 AM


Let us not forget the most efficacious treatment of all, recommended by most here.

Posted by: AoSHQ Pharmacopeia at May 18, 2021 08:29 AM (DMUuz)

432 The landing was successful. The sudden stop caused an anomaly with the communications antenna.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy


It sent the antenna right out the ass end of the lander.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2021 08:29 AM (OCTRt)

433 President tells unvaccinated Americans they may pay the 'ultimate price'

___

Whatevers, asshole.

Posted by: SMH at May 18, 2021 08:30 AM (SrypL)

434 It reportedly relieves the stings of the toxins from a Portuguese Man of War.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 18, 2021 08:17 AM (y7DUB)

It is the heat that destroys the toxin. You are better off soaking the affected part in boiling water.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy DHS informant at May 18, 2021 08:18 AM

Let us not forget the most efficacious treatment of all, recommended by most here.
Posted by: AoSHQ Pharmacopeia


Snorting coke off a hooker's ass?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2021 08:30 AM (OCTRt)

435 The pain from jellyfish stings can be relieved by a solution of white vinegar and meat tenderizer powder.

Posted by: Archer at May 18, 2021 08:30 AM (gmo/4)

436 432 The landing was successful. The sudden stop caused an anomaly with the communications antenna.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy


It sent the antenna right out the ass end of the lander.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2021 08:29 AM (OCTRt)


"I wonder if it will be friends with me?"

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 18, 2021 08:30 AM (dfRN6)

437 God needs to check up on His creation. It's not going well.

Posted by: creeper at May 18, 2021 08:30 AM (XxJt1)

438 but what are they going to do, ask everyone at the door?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 18, 2021 08:28 AM (4fSQf)

Perhaps a letter or a symbol of some sort, worn on the clothing...

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 18, 2021 08:30 AM (Bmy3R)

439 NOOD.

I cut down the cherry tree.....

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 18, 2021 08:31 AM (Zz0t1)

440 Bug bites of all stripes can be cured with the application of a plantain weed poultice. It even works on brown recluse spider bites. In fact, it's the ONLY thing that works on brown recluse spider bites.

Posted by: creeper at May 18, 2021 08:32 AM (XxJt1)

441 Let us not forget the most efficacious treatment of all, recommended by most here.
Posted by: AoSHQ Pharmacopeia at May 18, 2021 08:29 AM (DMUuz)

****

Hot Iron FTW

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at May 18, 2021 08:32 AM (flINI)

442 God needs to check up on His creation. It's not going well.
Posted by: creeper

___

God knows.

His judgment will come.

Posted by: SMH at May 18, 2021 08:33 AM (SrypL)

443 So Obama purged the military of literally 100s of high ranking officers in the military as he left. And now this administration is looking to purge everybody who isn't a Maoist.
Why do I get the feeling the military is being prepped to use against Americans on our own soil in the future?

https://mobile.twitter.com/kenklippenstein/status/
1394390834930454533

Military plans to surveil troops' personal social media accounts for extremist keywords, per internal briefing I obtained.

Pentagon is considering working with a private social media surveillance firm to get around 1st Amendment restrictions.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 18, 2021 08:40 AM (qUkfe)

444 428 love to create a domestic secret military/police force 60,000

You mean the FBI, ATF, BLM, CBP....
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy DHS informant at May 18, 2021 08:28 AM (RI/se)

It's not them. Seriously read the article or follow the thread with screen shots.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 18, 2021 08:42 AM (qUkfe)

445 My teen ager going to camp must have both the vax and show up with a negative covid test. Masks and all the other nonsense will continue to apply. This is the attitude that has taken over the country and is here to stay unless lawmakers speak up. They won't since it is now anti-American to not get vaxed or wear a mask all the time everywhere. That is the "post new normal," together with arm bands for the non vaxed.
Posted by: Ziba at May 18, 2021 06:51 AM (S1hrL)

Skip the camp. Take him camping yourself.

Posted by: Bonnie Blue says the election was stolen by commie rat bastards at May 18, 2021 10:16 AM (BNMel)

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