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Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (5/18/21)
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Quote I A must see video. John-10 year old child
Quote II “The District contacted the parents and we are taking steps to provide the appropriate support for the student involved,”Poynette, WI School District Administrator, Matt Shappell
Quote III “All the questions you have, we have. What was the sharp object, how did it get into the courtroom, those questions, what did people see him do.”FBI spokesman Kevin Smith
Quote IV “He was happy, relieved and hopeful that this will actually lead to his release,”Attorney, Beth Jacob
Quote V "The Lone Star State continues to defeat COVID-19 through the use of widely-available vaccines, antibody therapeutic drugs, and safe practices utilized by Texans in our communities" Texas Gov. Greg Abbott
Quote VI "This sucker's quick!" Resident of The White House Sunsettin' Joe
We really are a doomed civilization.
Crafter Offers ‘Bitty Bug Soft Packer’ Crochet Penis Pattern for Young ‘Trans and Non-Binary’ Children A transgender crafter is advertising a pattern for a crocheted prosthetic “penis” that can be worn by young “trans and non-binary” children. Bethany Amborn describes at knitting and crocheting website Ravelry the “Bitty Bug Soft Packer” is for use by children, while the “Lil’ Bug Soft Packer” is “for use by trans and non-binary folks, or as an anatomical model.” The “Lil’ Bug” pattern comes in adult sizes “S, L and XL,” while the “Bitty Bug” is “for children.”
LANSING – The Federal Aviation Administration is investigating after determining that a company hired to fly Gov. Gretchen Whitmer to Florida is not authorized to operate charter flights. The possible violation of FAA rules by Air Eagle LLC, the Detroit company that owns the plane Whitmer flew on to visit her father in March, adds a new level of controversy to concerns about the flight.
Why Civilization Is Older Than We Thought
It is important that we do so, even if we have to rethink some of our other assumptions about the nature of progress and technology. When it comes to thinking about politics, economics, and culture, such history is our only data set. Rethinking what humans are, and how we’ve lived over the last few hundred thousand years, may then open us up not just to new discoveries about prehistory, but new possibilities for our future. We, after all, hope to be more than just another set of ruins for our descendants to argue over.
The greater Minneapolis metro area looks like the wild, wild west.
“It appears that the two victims were injured in the same incident,” police said. Investigators believe the man was on foot at the time when he was wounded. Cops are investigating whether he was intended target in the shooting, police spokesman John Elder told The Post. “We are actively investigating,” Elder said, adding that there’s no relationship between the juvenile and adult victims. Both were rushed to separate hospitals via private transport within minutes of each other following the gunfire. Both remained in critical condition at each facility Tuesday, police said. The department’s Homicide Unit worked the case overnight, but no arrests have been made, department officials said. The incident marked the third time a child was shot in Minneapolis since late April, the Star Tribune reported. At least 21 juveniles have been wounded citywide in 2021, roughly double the figure this time a year ago, according to the newspaper.
Snicker, chortle, chuckle, ***SNORT***
Tesla On "Autopilot" Strikes Washington Sheriff's Vehicle Everyone is focused on the Tesla Model X that reportedly killed one Chinese policeman while injuring another in a collision in the Chinese city of Taizhou, in Zhejiang province on Monday. Meanwhile, another Tesla accident was on the opposite side of the world, in Washington state, that struck a police car while operating on "autopilot." NBC News reports the 2015 Tesla Model S on "autopilot" plowed into the driver's side of a Snohomish County Sheriff's Office vehicle on Saturday evening around 6:40 p.m. in Snohomish County, north of Seattle. Luckily, the deputy nor driver of the Tesla was seriously hurt.
WATCH: Harris says that “one of my areas of focus” is the “root causes of migration” We are going to talk about and work together,” Harris said “and again, I want to thank Chairman Ruiz for the work that we are going to do together as it relates to my — one of my areas of focus, which is the Northern Triangle and looking at how we can address the root causes of migration and work together in a way that is a continuation of the work we’ve already begun and the progress we’ve already seen around bringing federal agencies together to enhance their focus or renew their focus in that region, ranging from the Department of Agriculture, to Secretary of Commerce and hosting a Virtual Trade Mission, to the work that we are doing to bring American foundations in to renew their interest in the region and increase their capacity to support the regionShe's a stupid bitch. And that's being kind.
The ONT Is Always Looking Out For You TM How to get rid of that clutter in your house.
It’s hard to argue that most of us have a little too much stuff lying around, but getting rid of your stuff can be difficult. Maybe you’ve formed a personal attachment to certain items or you truly believe you’ll have a practical use for it someday. Most of the time, though, “personal value” means “guilt” and “someday” never comes. We’re not talking about going ultra-minimalist here, but rather making an effort to only keep the things in your life that you use and actually matter to you. To do it, you’ll need to know how to identify the crap in your home, how to get rid of it (so you’re not just sending it to a landfill), and, most importantly, how to keep unwanted crap from coming back. Step 1: Identify the trash
Some crap is actually just trash, like a corporate T-shirt from five jobs ago or a birthday card from 1994 you’re afraid your grandmother will ask about at her next visit. If you still have any of this kind of stuff, stop reading this post and dispose of it immediately: Recycle the cards (or file them away for safekeeping), tear the shirts up for rags, and generally do what you need to do to get the trash taken care of first.
Charles Grodin, the comic, scene-stealing actor of such films as The Heartbreak Kid, Midnight Run and Beethoven who later established himself as a curmudgeonly talk show guest without rival, died today at his home in Wilton, Conn. He was 86. His son, Nicholas, told The New York Times that the cause of death was bone marrow cancer. A spokesperson said Grodin died peacefully at his home. Born Charles Sidney Grodin in Pittsburgh, Grodin, who studied under Lee Strasberg, made his big-screen debut in the small role as the duped obstetrician who turns Mia Farrow’s Rosemary over to a coven of witches in Roman Polanski’s Rosemary’s Baby (196, Grodin graduated to leading man by 1972’s The Heartbreak Kid, the Elaine May film that established his career and set the hapless, dry-wit style that would become his signature.
Perhaps as many as 100,000 Americans who died from complications related to COVID-19 would still be alive if research had not been suppressed and treatments including one sought by then-President Donald Trump had been made available to patients, said a Tuesday report. Last fall, Dr. Peter McCullough, vice chief of internal medicine at Baylor University Medical Center, along with three other experts, gave an outline of safe and currently available treatments to the Senate Homeland Security & Governmental Affairs Committee, according to Children’s Health Defense. About three weeks later on Dec. 8, Dr. Pierre Kory, a critical care specialist at the University of Wisconsin, provided additional information on available COVID-19 treatments when he appeared before the same committee.
Born on this day: 18 May 1949
Rick Wakeman, English keyboardist, songwriter, television and radio presenter. As a session musician his early sessions included playing on "Space Oddity", for David Bowie and songs by Junior's Eyes, T. Rex, Elton John, and Cat Stevens. Wakeman became a member of Strawbs and then the classic line-up in Yes. As a solo artist he scored the 1974 UK No.1 album 'Journey To The Centre Of The Earth'. via thisdayinmusic.com
On this day: 18 May 1968
The first Miami Pop event took place with an estimated 100,000 people attending the concert, which was promoted by Richard O'Barry & Michael Lang (later famous as the promoter of Woodstock). Bands featured at the festival included Steppenwolf, The Jimi Hendrix Experience, The Mothers of Invention, Blue Cheer, Chuck Berry, The Blues Image, Pacific Gas and Electric, Three Dog Night and the Crazy World of Arthur Brown.via thisdayinmusic.com
Anger issues and gambling issues create our Genius Award Winner.
Angered over losing nearly $400 playing slot machines, a Florida Woman told police that she phoned in a bomb threat to a Tampa casino because she wanted to “blow off steam,” according to a criminal complaint. Investigators charge that Adele Belizaire, 54, used her cellphone to call the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino Tuesday evening to claim, “I left a bomb in your casino.” Belizaire, cops say, phoned in the threat while in her room at a Clearwater Beach hotel. Since Belizaire is a member of the Hard Rock’s “Player’s Club” rewards program, her phone number was in casino records, leading to her identification as a suspect. After tracking Belizaire’s phone, police confronted her around 4 AM yesterday. Belizaire, the complaint reports, said she became “upset” after losing “around $380...on slot machines.” Noting that she has “anger issues,” Belizaire reportedly confessed to calling in the bomb threat as a way to "blow off steam."
Depression sucks. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.
After Losing His Eye In A Suicide Attempt, Drew Robinson Hits His First Homerun Drew Robinson is playing professional baseball with one eye -- and he's capable of hitting home runs.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: DB- just DB at May 18, 2021 08:55 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Zettai at May 18, 2021 08:56 PM (l8obq)
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Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 18, 2021 08:57 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 18, 2021 08:57 PM (hOUT3)
So no complaints about a premature ONT?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 18, 2021 08:58 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Farmer at May 18, 2021 08:59 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Fastly Strokewater at May 18, 2021 08:59 PM (gWAUD)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 18, 2021 08:59 PM (UPoLF)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at May 18, 2021 08:59 PM (Ui0Dx)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 18, 2021 09:00 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 18, 2021 08:58 PM (aA3+G)
I am just glad to be on an ONT!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 18, 2021 09:00 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 18, 2021 08:57 PM (hOUT3)
So no complaints about a premature ONT?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 18, 2021 08:58 PM (aA3+G)
Try thinking about baseball tomorrow night.
Posted by: buzzion at May 18, 2021 09:02 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at May 18, 2021 09:03 PM (oUcR5)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 18, 2021 09:03 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at May 18, 2021 09:04 PM (oUcR5)
Long story short, it's now my cheese. And despite it being ungodly spicy, I've been eating a little bit of it like every day since I got it.
I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with me. I know I don't want to eat it, but for some reason ...
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 18, 2021 09:04 PM (UPoLF)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 18, 2021 08:58 PM
Premature for who? You've been thinking about it all day.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 18, 2021 09:04 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: banana Dream at May 18, 2021 09:05 PM (RDHfz)
Posted by: iandeal at May 18, 2021 09:05 PM (Y2oSz)
Posted by: buzzion at May 18, 2021 09:02 PM (vMCab)
To each their own, but baseball? Ugh.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 18, 2021 09:05 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 18, 2021 09:04 PM (UPoLF)
You have a cast iron stomach. Lucky!
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at May 18, 2021 09:05 PM (oUcR5)
Your quotes makes one think.
And some no-till cultivation of drought-resistant grass would help with that erosion problem in the top photo. Gonna need a whole bunch of grass seed.
Finally, glad to hear that no crochet dick enhancements were needed in the production of this particular ONT.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2021 09:05 PM (u82oZ)
@GretaThunberg
"50% of the carbon reductions needed to get to net zero will come from technologies that have not yet been invented"
Great news! I spoke to Harry Potter and he said he will team up with Gandalf, Sherlock Holmes & The Avengers and get started right away!
Posted by: SMOD at May 18, 2021 09:06 PM (X5CsJ)
Excellent content this evening, MisHum, sir!
How you manage to do this evening after evening, we shall never know...
Posted by: Zettai at May 18, 2021 09:06 PM (l8obq)
Posted by: Mrs. JTB at May 18, 2021 09:06 PM (7EjX1)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2021 09:05 PM (u82oZ)
All Morons are manly men, not Nancy Boys.
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at May 18, 2021 09:06 PM (oUcR5)
Posted by: banana Dream at May 18, 2021 09:05 PM (RDHfz)
It also works for whipping really heavy cream!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 18, 2021 09:06 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 18, 2021 09:07 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at May 18, 2021 09:07 PM (oUcR5)
Posted by: mindful webworker and the mystery of false remembers at May 18, 2021 09:07 PM (UoOyP)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 18, 2021 09:07 PM (u+rlo)
Posted by: turambar at May 18, 2021 09:07 PM (Gylu/)
It doesn't matter which direction you set the drill it doesn't work well.
Posted by: DaveA at May 18, 2021 09:08 PM (FhXTo)
Keep that up, and I will be communicating with monosyllabic grunts. OH, wait, that is most of the time.
"Ogg wants woman." *Grunt*
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2021 09:08 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at May 18, 2021 09:08 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at May 18, 2021 09:05 PM (oUcR5)
Yes, I must. Really spicy food never burns my mouth or anything. I just sweat when I eat it. Well, it will burn my face if I fuck up and touch my face.
But this death cheese is not in any way pleasant to eat. It doesn't taste good, and it makes my tongue feel kind of numb.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 18, 2021 09:08 PM (UPoLF)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 18, 2021 09:08 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Eromero at May 18, 2021 09:08 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2021 09:08 PM (u82oZ)
She gets dinner first, right?
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at May 18, 2021 09:09 PM (oUcR5)
Posted by: Farmer at May 18, 2021 09:09 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 18, 2021 09:09 PM (bZs8Y)
Posted by: Eromero at May 18, 2021 09:08 PM (0OP+5)
Just remember, "Moving large objects is a young people's sport"
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 18, 2021 09:10 PM (aA3+G)
(And he didn't even get paid for it. Cat, by then Yusuf Islam, paid Rick something like 40 years later when it was brought to his attention.)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 18, 2021 09:10 PM (L2ZTs)
We already know the root cases. For some reason brown people want to come to systemically racist USA. It's a conundrum.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 18, 2021 09:10 PM (+lVUW)
But never mixed batter with one.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2021 09:10 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 18, 2021 09:08 PM (UPoLF)
Cheese does not agree with my digestive tract. I get hamburgers, not cheeseburgers.
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at May 18, 2021 09:10 PM (oUcR5)
Posted by: Eromero at May 18, 2021 09:08 PM (0OP+5)
I want a drill press. Really badly. For no other reason than to finish 80% lowers, which is very illegal in my fascist state. But I still want to do it!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 18, 2021 09:11 PM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2021 09:11 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Zettai at May 18, 2021 09:11 PM (l8obq)
Posted by: SFGoth at May 18, 2021 09:12 PM (KAi1n)
I was thinking of taking up crocheting... just kidding!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at May 18, 2021 09:12 PM (rwusL)
Posted by: Jordan61
Congrats!! Sisters 50 is the same day as the Mini Mo, so I'll have to miss you folks!
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at May 18, 2021 09:12 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Catwrangler at May 18, 2021 09:12 PM (fRRtJ)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 18, 2021 09:08 PM (UPoLF)
That which does not kill you makes you stronger.
And miserable, but stronger.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 18, 2021 09:12 PM (Q9lwr)
No, 100% of carbon reduction will come from eliminating current technologies that make our lives comfortable instead of a daily grind to find food, clothing and shelter. You and the rest of the climate cultist could give them up any time you like.
Posted by: Ripley at May 18, 2021 09:12 PM (PTDkx)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 18, 2021 09:10 PM (aA3+G)
So is climbing ladders. After a certain age, you don't bounce.
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at May 18, 2021 09:12 PM (oUcR5)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 18, 2021 09:11 PM (Q9lwr)
Of course, it's normal human behavior.
One of the main reasons I bought my scary black gun.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 18, 2021 09:12 PM (aA3+G)
More than once, I've commented in mixed company that men can have entire conversations with nothing but grunts. Almost always challenged by one or more of the women, I offer a short grunt 'conversation', which every man can translate accurately what was being said.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 18, 2021 09:13 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at May 18, 2021 09:12 PM (oUcR5)
Even young people don't bounce that well. Speaking from experience.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 18, 2021 09:13 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 18, 2021 09:13 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - The Original Fanilow (since 1974) at May 18, 2021 09:13 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at May 18, 2021 09:12 PM (r1z5A)
NOOOO! Ok well we'll really have to try to get together next time you're in town.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 18, 2021 09:13 PM (bZs8Y)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 18, 2021 09:10 PM (aA3+G)
Which is why having children is a good idea!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 18, 2021 09:13 PM (Q9lwr)
reason than to finish 80% lowers, which is very illegal in my fascist
state. But I still want to do it!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildoNo drill press? And you call yourself a COB.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at May 18, 2021 09:13 PM (r1z5A)
Let's get to the important details. Steak?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 18, 2021 09:13 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at May 18, 2021 09:13 PM (oUcR5)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 18, 2021 09:14 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 18, 2021 09:14 PM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 18, 2021 09:14 PM (YynYJ)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 18, 2021 09:13 PM (JZT2F)
Just another step on the road to normalizing pedophilia.
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at May 18, 2021 09:15 PM (oUcR5)
30 years. I'm glad its worked for you both.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at May 18, 2021 09:15 PM (cJSGn)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 18, 2021 09:13 PM (SchxB)
Hubs had prime rib, I had scallops. We went to a lovely restaurant on Lake Coeur d'Alene.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 18, 2021 09:15 PM (bZs8Y)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 18, 2021 09:16 PM (bTQ72)
The Democrats are craven and evil to be sure, but they know what to do with their time in power.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 18, 2021 09:16 PM (L6Myn)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 18, 2021 09:11 PM
Craigslist is your friend for drill presses. You'll also need a small router (or mill).
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 18, 2021 09:16 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 18, 2021 09:14 PM (YynYJ)
Cleaning out a closet releases those good endorphins for a job well done.
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at May 18, 2021 09:16 PM (oUcR5)
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at May 18, 2021 09:15 PM (oUcR5)
There is no slippery slope!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 18, 2021 09:16 PM (4fSQf)
Also the FNM: Here's a knitted little kid's c*ck. You know...in case you are into that.
Also also the FNM: What looks better on your necklace? a pentagram, an upside down cross, or a mummified "fetus" head? Catch us at 11 to find out!
Posted by: 18-1 at May 18, 2021 09:16 PM (DpkTQ)
Here's my idea. Take all those useless people from various federal agencies, including the secretaries of agriculture and commerce, and put them to work building a damn wall to keep illegals OUT.
More likely, Kamala will continue coming up with worthless word salads.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 18, 2021 09:17 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 18, 2021 09:10 PM (aA3+G)
So is climbing ladders. After a certain age, you don't bounce.
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at May 18, 2021 09:12 PM (oUcR5)
Unless you're a Bumble. Bumbles bounce.
Posted by: Yukon Cornelius at May 18, 2021 09:17 PM (fRRtJ)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 18, 2021 09:18 PM (OU+8W)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 18, 2021 09:16 PM (DMUuz)
To finish the lower or to drill my way out of jail?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 18, 2021 09:18 PM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 18, 2021 09:18 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Notsothoreau
Sigh, I have the opposite reaction.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at May 18, 2021 09:18 PM (r1z5A)
Listening to Kevin McCarthy twaddle on about the Democrats push for a 9/11 style commission
Remember the original 9/11 commission when everything pointed to Bill Clinton continually f*cking up...and they put his consigliere, Gorelick, on the commission?
Posted by: 18-1 at May 18, 2021 09:18 PM (DpkTQ)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 18, 2021 09:18 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at May 18, 2021 09:18 PM (oUcR5)
He's completely checked out.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 18, 2021 09:19 PM (L6Myn)
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at May 18, 2021 09:10 PM (oUcR5)
Well, that's a bummer.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 18, 2021 09:19 PM (UPoLF)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 18, 2021 09:19 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 18, 2021 09:19 PM (DUIap)
Very common! Remember how all those Jews got shot trying to sneak in to Nazi Germany?
Oh, wait: that didn't happen, did it?
It didn't happen in the same way that West Germans, trampled under the IRON BOOTS OF CAPITALISM, never got shot trying to sneak in to the Marxist Utopia of East Germany, or the way that Cuba didn't have a huge problem with people from Miami coming there on rafts they'd made of trash bags full of styrofoam peanuts.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 18, 2021 09:19 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: Eromero at May 18, 2021 09:20 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 18, 2021 09:20 PM (DpkTQ)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 18, 2021 09:20 PM (VwHCD)
And miserable, but stronger.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 18, 2021 09:12 PM (Q9lwr)
I definitely feel stronger. I did google around to see if I could be causing permanent damage to myself by eating carolina reaper and ghost pepper cheese.
Turns out, there's not really a definitive answer on that, so I think that means I'm good to go.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 18, 2021 09:20 PM (UPoLF)
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 18, 2021 09:20 PM (iTXRQ)
10yo John was a good speaker.
Gitmo guy released; had to make room there for Jan 6 insurrectionists.
(sidles back up to finish the post)
Posted by: mindful webworker and the imagination of archeologists at May 18, 2021 09:21 PM (UoOyP)
I still remember when the Slim Times claimed, repeatedly, that Tom Cotton didn't exist.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 18, 2021 09:21 PM (DpkTQ)
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 18, 2021 09:21 PM (iTXRQ)
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Posted by: kbdabear at May 18, 2021 09:21 PM (qAR6u)
It was a comfortable couch, yes.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 18, 2021 09:21 PM (4fSQf)
I keep Tums in our vehicles and the medicine cabinet.
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at May 18, 2021 09:22 PM (oUcR5)
Posted by: Eromero at May 18, 2021 09:08 PM (0OP+5)
Just remember, "Moving large objects is a young people's sport"
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 18, 2021 09:10 PM (aA3+G)
I have a fantastic drill press, built when we Americans knew how to build stuff for the ages. I have to sit on the floor to use it because there is no way I am going to try to move that darn thing onto the work table!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 18, 2021 09:22 PM (hOUT3)
If they eventually colonize Mars, maybe we can separate amicably.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Only if they go there and we stay here. Let's see how their sustainable bullshit works in a closed system.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at May 18, 2021 09:22 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 18, 2021 09:21 PM (4fSQf)
And that's when the fight started.
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at May 18, 2021 09:23 PM (oUcR5)
Jamie "Always Be Failing Upwards" Gorelick was the ringer that was put there to essentially cover up hers and Clinton's culpability.
But this is what the Democrats do, the plot, scheme, connive and coverup.
And it works the vast majority of the time.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 18, 2021 09:23 PM (L6Myn)
You're either good to go or, no one else who tried that cheese lived.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at May 18, 2021 09:23 PM (cJSGn)
Sounds wonderful. So, you think you'll keep him?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 18, 2021 09:23 PM (SchxB)
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Posted by: kbdabear at May 18, 2021 09:23 PM (qAR6u)
The former. The latter would probably be better served by one of bluebell's 'special' cakes, which she'd probably be more inclined to send you if you'd wear that T-shirt out in public for the week you were supposed to, but never did.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 18, 2021 09:24 PM (DMUuz)
May you all gain strength through the joy of a social distance of zero.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2021 09:24 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at May 18, 2021 09:25 PM (oUcR5)
Posted by: Elon Bezos at May 18, 2021 09:25 PM (tVOev)
I once told my wife, after listening to her talk for seventeen minutes,
that I could have said the same thing in about twenty words, and less
then ten seconds.
As I've gotten older I find it harder and harder to listen to those kind of stories. We need more laconic wit and a lot less, well, 2021, in America.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 18, 2021 09:25 PM (DpkTQ)
He's completely checked out.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 18, 2021 09:19 PM (L6Myn)
The power of easy graft
it has a very strong appeal!
Posted by: Zombie Glen Frye at May 18, 2021 09:25 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 18, 2021 09:21 PM (4fSQf)
And that's when the fight started.
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at May 18, 2021 09:23 PM (oUcR5
The female mind is a fascinating thing, I'll admit. One topic discussed from start to finish will incorporate seventeen tangential subjects, each also covered from start to finish before the original topic is concluded.
It's an art form, I tell you.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 18, 2021 09:25 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: banana Dream
My dad had a joke. He'd hold up 1 finger and say "what's this?"
Punchline: A drill press operator ordering 3 beers.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 18, 2021 09:25 PM (+lVUW)
Remember that "My wife. I think I'll keep her." commercial?
I more or less remember the commercial, but I definitely remember how pissed off the wimming were about it.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 18, 2021 09:26 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 18, 2021 09:26 PM (bZs8Y)
But always remember, Donald Trump said "pussy".
Posted by: 18-1 at May 18, 2021 09:26 PM (DpkTQ)
Americans knew how to build stuff for the ages. I have to sit on the
floor to use it because there is no way I am going to try to move that
darn thing onto the work table!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 18, 2021 09:22 PM (hOUT3)
I have my grandfather's drill press, a tall floor model, in the basement of the old house. One of the things I'm not looking forward to moving. It has to be from the 1950's. Its a bad ass. It might be a model 150 craftsman. The old shit is great.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 18, 2021 09:26 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: lowandslow at May 18, 2021 09:26 PM (4thlk)
My husband had one of those big cider presses. Stepson was down this weekend and found a couple of parts for it. He wants to keep it. I reminded him that our friend said to get a NEW garbage disposal and use that to grind up the apples before you put them in the press.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 18, 2021 09:27 PM (YynYJ)
And it works the vast majority of the time.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 18, 2021 09:23 PM (L6Myn)
And "our" guys just mumble, take naps, and deposit the CoC checks in the Caymans!
Posted by: Zombie Glen Frye at May 18, 2021 09:27 PM (hOUT3)
It's an art form, I tell you.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 18, 2021 09:25 PM (4fSQf)
The male mind is like this: -------------
The female mind is like this: (--]%%&#^^^(
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at May 18, 2021 09:27 PM (oUcR5)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 18, 2021 09:28 PM (JZT2F)
tangential subjects, each also covered from start to finish before the
original topic is concluded.
My mother was telling me a story the other day about my brother, and about half way in I realized that I no longer knew any of the people she was talking about and what they had to do with anyone I knew.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 18, 2021 09:28 PM (DpkTQ)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 18, 2021 09:23 PM (SchxB)
Will he keep me, is the question?
My dad always told hubs he was a saint for putting up with me.Posted by: Jordan61 at May 18, 2021 09:28 PM (bZs8Y)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 18, 2021 09:28 PM (u+rlo)
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at May 18, 2021 09:28 PM (Agr8U)
DHL finally got Miley's package delivered. If you remember I mentioned the other night, it was supposed to be delivered Friday, and was supposed to be handed to the addressee and signed for.
Our address is new here, and they apparently looked at Google maps and saw an empty field and concluded the address didn't exist. Miley was on the phone with them over two days trying to straighten it out.
It comes today. Miley was inside, and somehow didn't see the driver come up. He just left it inside the garage and drove off. Package had clear instructions to hand it to a person and a signature was required.
Hell, I think the brunt of these kids are borderline retarded now. They've been raised by smart phones and video games apparently and have no idea how anything is supposed to be done.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 18, 2021 09:28 PM (Mzdiz)
The beginning of Joe's remarks at the Ford plant showed him for what he is: A back-slapping hack. He lapsed into his canned campaign schtick rattled off his usual stuff like, "God love ya," and "My mother said people like you are the salt of the Earth." Today, however, he got too excited and gave us fresh sample of Biden-speak, calling-out to Witchmer, "I'll come to Michigan and campaign for or against you, whichever helps you the most!"
Okay, Joe, whatever.
PS to Joe: If you think the USA can dominate the world electric vehicle market, using UAW and other union labor to make all the parts and batteries, and assemble the vehicles, you're more delusional that I thought.
Posted by: Gref at May 18, 2021 09:29 PM (AMIL/)
Sounds like a good trick.
A lot of moose hunters here have a dedicated small chainsaw they carry along with them so they can quickly reduce a moose into luggable chunks. They lube the chain and bar with cooking oil.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 18, 2021 09:29 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 18, 2021 09:29 PM (DpkTQ)
and I hit 20 this year. Seems like just yesterday ...Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at May 18, 2021 09:30 PM (Agr8U)
DHL = Dewey, Huey, and Louie.
As near as I can gather, at least on their domestic final delivery end, they are the worst.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 18, 2021 09:30 PM (Mzdiz)
Most men will set their sexbot at 1.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 18, 2021 09:30 PM (L2ZTs)
Mine is not a floor model (only about three feet tall), and it is designed to go on a bench, but it is made of 3/8" steel and I really need to weigh it just for laughs!
For sure it is not a Harbor Freight item!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 18, 2021 09:31 PM (hOUT3)
- comeliness
- obedience/independence
- femininity factor (dress, speech, demureness)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 18, 2021 09:31 PM (L2ZTs)
Most men will set their sexbot at 1.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 18, 2021 09:30 PM (L2ZTs)
I expect that to set feminists into a blaze of fury tweets.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 18, 2021 09:31 PM (4fSQf)
LOL, I don't know that I would call her Schnorflebitch within earshot if I were you...
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 18, 2021 09:32 PM (bZs8Y)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 18, 2021 09:33 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 18, 2021 09:18 PM (DpkTQ)
A moment which caused me to reevaluate just how fucking hapless the GOP was and is.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 18, 2021 09:33 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Eromero at May 18, 2021 09:33 PM (0OP+5)
A simple trick if you want to get to know someone (and GREAT on a first date)...just ask them questions about them and listen.
You will find out pretty quickly if they are kind or cruel, self focused or considerate and so on.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 18, 2021 09:33 PM (DpkTQ)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 18, 2021 09:34 PM (YynYJ)
I was accosted today by a young black man in the produce section at Ralphs (aka Kroger).
He was upset that I had... taken his rightful parking space in the lot a few minutes earlier, claiming he was trying to back up and into it. He also admonished me to "be better!" (In fairness, he did not raise his voice or use any four-letter words.)
I decided to let it pass, nodded and just said "okay" to him when he left after about 30 seconds.
Apparently I'm now on BLM's kill list...
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 18, 2021 09:34 PM (L2ZTs)
LOL, I don't know that I would call her Schnorflebitch within earshot if I were you...
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 18, 2021 09:32 PM (bZs8Y)
A bitch is a female dog, like Michele Obama.
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at May 18, 2021 09:34 PM (oUcR5)
I wonder what his batting average is? Maybe a lucky hit.
Posted by: JM in Florida at May 18, 2021 09:34 PM (HCeRP)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 18, 2021 09:34 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 18, 2021 09:28 PM (Mzdiz)
Call them and ask where the package is, and who signed for it.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 18, 2021 09:34 PM (Q9lwr)
Of course I could be very wrong.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 18, 2021 09:35 PM (L2ZTs)
Sending your child to public school, I think it's now crystal-clear to say, is akin to child abuse, as Glenn Reynolds says often. Unfortunately, it's a necessary evil for many people who don't have the means to work flexibly, or to have one spouse stay at home to do the job of teaching. If this nightmare of a post-Trump era is showing us anything, it's that many parents will really need to prioritize the care and teaching of their children over many creature comforts that two-income families obtain right now. It's either our present, or our kids' future.
We pulled our son out of 6th grade at the end of January. We started him on the 6th grade over again in Feb, and he'll be done with school in about two weeks. That's with studying three hours a day, doing two days of lessons every day, and getting Fridays off because he wanted to get the work done to earn the free time. He's definitely a good kid, but he's only (very) slightly above average. He's not a genius. If he can do it, anybody can. I want to do everything so that he never goes back to public school, if I can help it.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 18, 2021 09:35 PM (mdjgu)
Posted by: Knitted Dick at May 18, 2021 09:35 PM (o6NKx)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 18, 2021 09:34 PM
Can I have your stuff?
Posted by: Zettai at May 18, 2021 09:35 PM (l8obq)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 18, 2021 09:28 PM (Mzdiz
I paid extra for the insurance and to have a signature required delivery for some bang stuff. When I drove up to the garage, there was the package just sitting there.
Nice work!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 18, 2021 09:35 PM (hOUT3)
Most men will set their sexbot at 1.
Hardcore guys will set theirs for 10 and replace all the sounds with metal tracks.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 18, 2021 09:36 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 18, 2021 09:36 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 18, 2021 09:36 PM (BgMrQ)
Of course I could be very wrong.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 18, 2021 09:35 PM (L2ZTs)]/i]
I thought it meant beauty/attractiveness.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 18, 2021 09:37 PM (bZs8Y)
It's an art form, I tell you.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 18, 2021 09:25 PM
I have to admit that describes me to a tee, but no one has ever called me an artist before. Thanks!
Posted by: Moonbeam at May 18, 2021 09:37 PM (qe5CM)
Aaaand Jordan is correct. Thanks for setting me straight.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 18, 2021 09:37 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Zettai at May 18, 2021 09:38 PM (l8obq)
Posted by: Iris at May 18, 2021 09:38 PM (6lKe4)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 18, 2021 09:34 PM (Q9lwr)
158, wish I had thought of that at the time!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 18, 2021 09:39 PM (hOUT3)
Confirmed active cases in Brazoria County are at 520 today. That means about 99.8% of the population is COVID free.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2021 09:39 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 18, 2021 09:37 PM (bZs8Y)
Jordan61 wins this round!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 18, 2021 09:40 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: I am not corey Booker at May 18, 2021 09:40 PM (EcD5Y)
Way back in the '70s Roger Zelazny wrote a series of stories (later patched together into a book) about a guy who was a programmer for the nascent World Computer Network (I forget what it was called in the book). He arranged things so his real data was not included, and had bootleg data entry terminals in various parts of the world (e.g., a remote weather station in Greenland) so he could assume any identity he wanted.
He worked as a private investigator/troubleshooter/spy.
The stories were pretty good, as I recall.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 18, 2021 09:40 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 18, 2021 09:29 PM (DpkTQ)
Not even gold diggers, who at least want to marry their marks. He was talking about starfucking groupies.
Posted by: buzzion at May 18, 2021 09:40 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: LTCHAM at May 18, 2021 09:40 PM (NwTAq)
The first Miami Pop event took place with an estimated 100,000 people attending the concert
Superspreader! 100,000 concert-goers die from flu... half a century later.
⚅ ⚅
'Nuther fine, fulsome ONT, MH. Arthur Brown instead of Zappa when you had the chance - choice approved. "Fire" still be crayzee!
Posted by: mindful webworker, the crazy world of at May 18, 2021 09:40 PM (UoOyP)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2021 09:39 PM
How many inactive cases are there, and is anyone actually sick?
Posted by: Zettai at May 18, 2021 09:41 PM (l8obq)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
If the CDC were honest, that would be the national statistic.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at May 18, 2021 09:42 PM (r1z5A)
Old birthday cards make great beverage coasters and old t-shirts are good as, erm, cleanup rags.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 18, 2021 09:42 PM (vuisn)
And miserable, but stronger.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 18, 2021 09:12 PM (Q9lwr)
----------------------------------
I just saw a t-shirt that said
That which doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except sharks. Sharks will kill you.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 18, 2021 09:43 PM (CAJOC)
Yup. That's his "Good Ol' Joe act.
Then some auto worker questions him about gun control, and he instantly turns into the nasty, self important political bastard that he really is.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 18, 2021 09:43 PM (+lVUW)
My Name Is Legion is the name of the book.
It's out on Kindle. May get it.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 18, 2021 09:43 PM (JZT2F)
- Receiver with built-in amp and tack-to-the-wall dipole antenna, speakers, maybe a turntable
Female stereo system:
- Amp, receiver with connected rooftop fully loaded directional antenna (with remote), 7.1 speaker system, direct-drive turntable with top-tier headshell and cartridge, belt-drive turntable with top-tier headshell and cartridge, open reel recorder (10-inch reel capacity), open reel recorder (7-inch reel capacity), cassette deck recorder with Dolby B/C/HX Pro and dbx, CD player, MP3/WAV digital recorder, blu-ray player, SACD player, laserdisc player, 32-track mixing console, array of cardiod and omnidirectional microphones, laptop with top-tier DAW software installed.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 18, 2021 09:43 PM (L2ZTs)
That's a good idea. I'd love to see what they would say.
This is an example of technology making people dumber. If Google/GPS/smart phone can't tell them where to go, they can't get there.
I don't know if they understand the concept that the aerial photographs are not "real time" and are in fact far from it, and can be several years old.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 18, 2021 09:44 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Iris at May 18, 2021 09:38 PM (6lKe4)
Yes it is! I feel really old though...
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 18, 2021 09:44 PM (bZs8Y)
Posted by: Bonnie Blue says the election was stolen by commie rat bastards at May 18, 2021 09:44 PM (BNMel)
It's an art form, I tell you.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 18, 2021 09:25 PM
The real art form is smiling politely and pretending to listen, trust me.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 18, 2021 09:44 PM (vuisn)
Trolls are everywhere.
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at May 18, 2021 09:44 PM (oUcR5)
"I don't want to get sick and die! There's other people you can infect just because you're vaccinated. You know what? You're not a special person around here"
The attitude of more than a few teachers, I'm afraid.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2021 09:45 PM (mht8P)
Same makeup style/pattern and so forth.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 18, 2021 09:45 PM (F0YaR)
Flag burning is protected free speech.
Posted by: davidt at May 18, 2021 09:46 PM (sAfP3)
Right. Why isn't the imaginary penis good enough?
Before someone beats me to it: I saw Imaginary Penis open for the Meatmen in a club in Ann Arbor back in '82.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 18, 2021 09:46 PM (JZT2F)
There were times when Carson seemed actually pissed at Grodin. I'm not 100% certain they were always acting.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 18, 2021 09:47 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Bonnie Blue
Also, where is the feminist outrage that any girl would want to become a boy?
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at May 18, 2021 09:47 PM (r1z5A)
I just looked. Google maps has updated and has the new house, completed. Looks like it was taken maybe a month ago.
The trouble is it misplaces the little red marker for the address and puts it down the road in the middle of the field at my grandmother's old house place.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 18, 2021 09:48 PM (Mzdiz)
That's a good idea. I'd love to see what they would say.
This is an example of technology making people dumber. If Google/GPS/smart phone can't tell them where to go, they can't get there.
I don't know if they understand the concept that the aerial photographs are not "real time" and are in fact far from it, and can be several years old.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 18, 2021 09:44 PM (Mzdiz)
Marty McFly would have been stuck in 1955 forever with these geniuses. "Sorry but it was just an empty road, we didn't think anyone would actually be there to get the letter."
Posted by: buzzion at May 18, 2021 09:49 PM (vMCab)
How many inactive cases are there, and is anyone actually sick?
Posted by: Zettai at May 18, 2021 09:41 PM (l8obq)
__________
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2021 09:49 PM (mht8P)
Oh, there's a big civil war going on in Feminazi Land over this. It's nasty.
The pro-tranny group calls the anti-tranny ones "TERFs" (Trans-Exclusionary Radical Feminists). I don't know if the anti-tranny ones have a name for the pro-tranny ones.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 18, 2021 09:49 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2021 09:49 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: davidt at May 18, 2021 09:46 PM (sAfP3)
These people don't keep up their property and I have called the County code department on them a couple of times.
I'm sure it won't be long before I call again.
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at May 18, 2021 09:49 PM (oUcR5)
Right. Why isn't the imaginary penis good enough?
Before someone beats me to it: I saw Imaginary Penis open for the Meatmen in a club in Ann Arbor back in '82.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 18, 2021 09:46 PM (JZT2F)
Also, where is the feminist outrage that any girl would want to become a boy?
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at May 18, 2021 09:47 PM (r1z5A)
Exactly. Seems to contradict their whole non-binary point.
Posted by: Bonnie Blue says the election was stolen by commie rat bastards at May 18, 2021 09:50 PM (BNMel)
Posted by: Catwrangler at May 18, 2021 08:56 PM (fRRtJ)
Heh. No. My drill press is a floor model. But I'll bet it came out of the same factory in Chy-nah that the Delta did. Several of the design elements are identical.
I will say that it has given me good service for many years, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 18, 2021 09:50 PM (z7lN2)
Posted by: Maynard at May 18, 2021 09:50 PM (tVOev)
Posted by: Dr. Varno
That's a self made trap! Cause she'll ask you some specific question, and now you get the whole "YOU NEVER LISTEN TO ME!" tirade. Just stick your head in a plastic bag and breathe normally. If she loves you, she'll pull it off when you pass out.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at May 18, 2021 09:51 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 18, 2021 09:51 PM (6Da54)
I can sort of see why some average people might not understand this, but surely there's no excuse for someone in the delivery business to not understand it.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 18, 2021 09:52 PM (JZT2F)
@GretaThunberg
"50% of the carbon reductions needed to get to net zero will come from technologies that have not yet been invented"
Great news! I spoke to Harry Potter and he said he will team up with Gandalf, Sherlock Holmes & The Avengers and get started right away!
Posted by: SMOD at May 18, 2021 09:06 PM (X5CsJ)
We could sequester a lot of useless carbon if we fattened her up to 350 pounds, and then stuffed her in a lead coffin, and dumped her in the Marianas Trench.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 18, 2021 09:52 PM (z7lN2)
I decided to let it pass, nodded and just said "okay" to him when he left after about 30 seconds.
Apparently I'm now on BLM's kill list...
Posted by: qdpsteve
If he didn't accuse you of racism, not so bad. I think that does happen where someone is backing in, and another driver who isn't aware of it pulls into the space. You were wise not to get into one of those screaming matches with him, and ending up on youtube.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 18, 2021 09:53 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 18, 2021 09:53 PM (SDdx5)
Civilization in Göbekli Tepe
Devolution under the Thunbergs of Gerta
But but but carbon!
Posted by: mindful webworker - stele standing after all these years at May 18, 2021 09:53 PM (UoOyP)
Thank God I was able to do an instant assessment of the situation and realize I shouldn't do or say anything to make this guy any more excited.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 18, 2021 09:54 PM (L2ZTs)
Turns out, there's not really a definitive answer on that, so I think that means I'm good to go.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 18, 2021 09:20 PM (UPoLF)
Here's the thing, I've found there's almost no limit to how spicy of food my mouth can handle. But the rest of the digestive track? And we're talking about to the 100% end of the digestive track. That's where you run into problems. Delayed problems.
There's a Thai place near me that had a special on "nuclear chicken" and I asked for it "thai hot". It was so spicy, sweat was pouring off me, but it was also really delicious. The perfect combo of insanely hot and tasty. Not just loaded up with capsaicin like places will do which is bitter and gross. I loved that meal. But later that night. Oh boy, thought I was gonna die. And the tolerance of my tract's last 100% gets worse as I age.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 18, 2021 09:55 PM (RDHfz)
Different, umm, bone structure. Holmes is also master cray-cray. Jones is just scamming the low-hanging fruit.
Posted by: SFGoth at May 18, 2021 09:55 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 18, 2021 09:55 PM (SDdx5)
But only if you have good health insurance.
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at May 18, 2021 09:55 PM (oUcR5)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Delaware County OH:
7 day averages:
Deaths: 0
Active cases: 12
Roughly 210,000 population.
So - 99.99% covid free.
Still officially locked down. Thanks DeWine!
Posted by: Tonypete at May 18, 2021 09:56 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 18, 2021 09:56 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 18, 2021 09:53 PM
It might have made a great Steve Inman vid...
Posted by: Zettai at May 18, 2021 09:56 PM (l8obq)
In reality, he got enmeshed in something more worthy of True Crime, or maybe Weird Tales.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 18, 2021 09:56 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: buzzion
Yeah, he was merely stating a fact, and anyone who thinks democrat politicians don't say things just as crude is a naive imbecile.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 18, 2021 09:56 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 18, 2021 09:57 PM (L2ZTs)
But only if you have good health insurance.
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair
Kinda like recognizing PMS and being dumb enough to comment on it.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at May 18, 2021 09:58 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 18, 2021 09:58 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 18, 2021 09:11 PM (Q9lwr)
There is no question that you can finish an 80% lower with a drill press. There are jigs that enable you to do that. But a drill press =/= a milling machine. The bearings on the quill shaft are not designed to resist side thrust like the bearings on a milling machine are. So, if you are taking cuts that apply side force to the cutter, take very light cuts.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 18, 2021 09:58 PM (z7lN2)
Posted by: nerdygirl
Word salads with blew cheeze dressing...
Sorry.
Posted by: mindful webworker - leaf kamalamala alooonnnne at May 18, 2021 09:58 PM (UoOyP)
Posted by: SFGoth at May 18, 2021 09:58 PM (KAi1n)
Right. You think Bill Clinton has never told stories about that big-tittied stripper he banged when he was drinking and playing poker with his buddies?
Yeah, I know guys like Bill Clinton.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 18, 2021 09:59 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: AnnaS at May 18, 2021 09:59 PM (l4l/z)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 18, 2021 10:00 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at May 18, 2021 10:01 PM (ygyPA)
I am about to start reading the Discourses of Epictetus, so i'm sure i'll be full of useful quips soon.
Posted by: Funsize at May 18, 2021 10:01 PM (EiPf6)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 18, 2021 09:52 PM (z7lN2)
Pack her in dry ice, and we can dump her tomorrow.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 18, 2021 10:01 PM (F0YaR)
Required: Slap hot iron to it.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at May 18, 2021 10:02 PM (cJSGn)
👀
Posted by: mindful webworker - papyrus never sleeps at May 18, 2021 10:02 PM (UoOyP)
food my mouth can handle. But the rest of the digestive track? And we're
talking about to the 100% end of the digestive track.<
>I have found that most vinegar-based sauces and pickled peppers are verboten. Raw peppers of any variety are fine, as long as I eat them sparingly with other foods.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 18, 2021 10:02 PM (tVOev)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 18, 2021 09:14 PM (YynYJ)
I gave it up after I read, "throw away the corporate T-shirt from 5 jobs ago". Why? If it still functions as a shirt, wear it out. Some of my "shop" shirts are 20+ years old, and getting pretty ragged, but as long as they more or less cover my svelte frame, they get used. Then they go to the rag barrel.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 18, 2021 10:02 PM (z7lN2)
Posted by: mindful webworker - nobody cares but I do at May 18, 2021 10:03 PM (UoOyP)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 18, 2021 09:51 PM (6Da54)
Thanks Ben Had! I wish I was there but I'll be seeing you in October.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 18, 2021 10:03 PM (s9fsa)
Posted by: Funsize at May 18, 2021 10:03 PM (EiPf6)
Posted by: Funsize at May 18, 2021 10:03 PM (EiPf6)
Heh. I read what was in that cheese to hubs on the way home and he said, "that sounds like it would burn on both ends."
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 18, 2021 10:06 PM (s9fsa)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 18, 2021 10:06 PM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: Funsize at May 18, 2021 10:06 PM (EiPf6)
https://tinyurl.com/3de6ynnc
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 18, 2021 10:07 PM (L2ZTs)
Kamala has always spoken in that gobbledygook high bureaucratese patois. Even she has no idea wtf she means.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 18, 2021 10:07 PM (EZebt)
My son thought he could eat anything spicy. To the point he bought habaneros and put five of them on a sandwich. I don't recall if he ever finished it. He was not a happy camper for the next two or so days.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 18, 2021 10:08 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 18, 2021 10:08 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Corner Stone at May 18, 2021 10:08 PM (r1DzX)
night that would work for brown recluse spider bites? Anyone remember?
Thanks!
Posted by: AnnaS at May 18, 2021 09:59 PM (l4l/z)
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i've had two (what i believe were) brown recluse bites. got both at Camp Roberts. nasty, suppurating wounds that got deeper/wider. i would boil out the wound at least twice daily with hydrogen peroxide, and pack full of triple antibiotic ointment with a gauze bandage over it for the air flow eventually got rid of them. don't be afraid to debride loose bits and pieces of dead tissue with tweezers, but soak them in 70% isopropyl alcohol first.
at any sign of spreading infection (red streaks radiating away, red swelling, etc) get thee to an urgent care, doctor or ER stat.
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at May 18, 2021 10:09 PM (ygyPA)
Also, I decided to try making some keto-friendly stuffed grape leaves soon. I got riced cauli, the leaves, crushed garlic and some pimentos.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 18, 2021 10:09 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
Gabby harris is right! And who can argue with political gibberish like that?
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at May 18, 2021 10:09 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Corner Stone at May 18, 2021 10:10 PM (r1DzX)
Went out to dinner at our favorite Cajun restaurant tonight. Chargrilled oysters and blackened salmon for Her Majesty, peel-and-eat shrimp and crawfish etouffee for me.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2021 10:10 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Corona-exile lost in spaces at May 18, 2021 10:10 PM (O0QMT)
Now to read the post--thanks again for the flag.
Posted by: irongrampa at May 18, 2021 10:11 PM (KATBx)
Posted by: davidt at May 18, 2021 10:11 PM (sAfP3)
Well, two rooms anyways. I did offer to buy him a popsicle. He declined.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 18, 2021 10:11 PM (SchxB)
I've talked with girlfriends about why they don't wear good looking stuff in their closet and the answer is "but that's outdated!"
Posted by: 18-1 at May 18, 2021 10:11 PM (DpkTQ)
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 18, 2021 10:12 PM (s9fsa)
Posted by: Corner Stone at May 18, 2021 10:12 PM (r1DzX)
I can see Steve's dinner pic!
Which is remarkable because I have fbcdn .net hard-blocked in my browser... Or so I thought...
Posted by: Zettai at May 18, 2021 10:12 PM (l8obq)
I've read that even if you make almost exactly the same things at home as you'd get at a fast food place, your homemade dishes are likely to be healthier with less carbs, cholesterol, etc etc.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 18, 2021 10:12 PM (L2ZTs)
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*Thinks of convos had with Oncologist and her nurse in the last 2 visits over 5 months at UW Mad hospital*
This dude is going to be super popular there.
Posted by: Bete at May 18, 2021 10:12 PM (Ojki1)
I am glad we ain't got brown recluses in my AO.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Back in Montana at May 18, 2021 10:12 PM (4l77G)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 18, 2021 10:13 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Dr Fauci at May 18, 2021 10:13 PM (DpkTQ)
Congratulations! Coeur d'Alene is one of my most favorite places we've been to in our rv adventure. It is so beautiful and I want to go back and stay longer. Hubs says there are so many places to see yet, but it's on our repeat list.
Posted by: Megthered at May 18, 2021 10:14 PM (AdxHD)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
All future political-speak will sound like that.
And not a thing will change
that's the point
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at May 18, 2021 10:14 PM (sJHOI)
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at May 18, 2021 09:04 PM (oUcR5)
Bet at least half the admins in his school district are wanting him taken from his obviously cult family.
Posted by: Bete at May 18, 2021 10:14 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 18, 2021 10:14 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 18, 2021 10:15 PM (a4EWo)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 18, 2021 10:12 PM (L2ZTs)
I lost like 15 lbs at the beginning of Covid because we were eating at home instead of going out all the time.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 18, 2021 10:15 PM (s9fsa)
Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at May 18, 2021 10:15 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Jean at May 18, 2021 10:16 PM (yIJFm)
Posted by: Moose4 at May 18, 2021 10:16 PM (+VWnP)
Posted by: Alyson Hannigan at May 18, 2021 10:16 PM (DpkTQ)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 18, 2021 09:28 PM (Mzdiz)
And they won't fire the prick, because nobody else wants the job.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 18, 2021 10:16 PM (z7lN2)
Posted by: BJ Clinton - Horndog Emeritus at May 18, 2021 10:16 PM (doAIC)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 18, 2021 10:13 PM
But that just redirects to fbcdn .net anyway -- I think... ??
Posted by: Zettai at May 18, 2021 10:17 PM (l8obq)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 18, 2021 10:17 PM (63Dwl)
Cut off the COVID bonus money and they'll have a pile of applications the next day.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 18, 2021 10:17 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at May 18, 2021 10:15 PM (UUBmN)
Went to gas station today (And close to $1.50/gallon higher price since Jan 19th, thanks Joe!) and in the gas station the worker had a neck gaiter and it looked like he pulled it up when customers with masks entered and left it down when normies entered. The attached Hardee's however had everyone wearing masks. And in neither part was anyone over 25.
Posted by: Bete at May 18, 2021 10:18 PM (Ojki1)
I've found I can lose weight just by cutting out the sodas and 75% of the fast food.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 18, 2021 10:18 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at May 18, 2021 10:19 PM (UUBmN)
Best of all, when I go back to my home office next week, NO FACE DIAPERS!!! Yay!!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Back in Montana at May 18, 2021 10:20 PM (4l77G)
Best of all, when I go back to my home office next week, NO FACE DIAPERS!!! Yay!!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Back in Montana at May 18, 2021 10:20 PM (4l77G)
The one's here mostly are, but I got snapped at one on Thursday when I was just running in.
Posted by: Bete at May 18, 2021 10:21 PM (Ojki1)
How are they on allowing men in the women's restroom? 'Cause their corporate office is all for it.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 18, 2021 10:21 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Moose4 at May 18, 2021 10:22 PM (+VWnP)
Posted by: Zettai at May 18, 2021 10:22 PM (l8obq)
Posted by: iandeal at May 18, 2021 09:05 PM (Y2oSz)
Just don't ask Villanelle to spell it
Posted by: Javems at May 18, 2021 10:22 PM (8SSHh)
Posted by: Megthered at May 18, 2021 10:22 PM (AdxHD)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 18, 2021 10:18 PM (L2ZTs)
I learned that fast food can be a wonderful treat when you indulge sparingly. it used to be my go-to. Now, two or three times a month. if that.
I love cooking at home with fresh meat and veggies. My GI tract thanks me for that.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Back in Montana at May 18, 2021 10:22 PM (4l77G)
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at May 18, 2021 10:25 PM (oUcR5)
Posted by: Moose4 at May 18, 2021 10:22 PM (+VWnP)\
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Got a '97 GMC 4WD that is still a TRUCK, and I have invested less than 5-6 K$ in maintenance over the years, including tires. Try that Elon!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Fearless Leaders Have, and Deserve, Special Privileges! at May 18, 2021 10:26 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Megthered at May 18, 2021 10:14 PM (AdxHD)
There is actually an RV camping spot right next to the restaurant we went to!
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 18, 2021 10:26 PM (s9fsa)
Rick Wakeman!!! That's a great video. Saw him up close twice on the Yes "Union" Tour in 1991. Once with the future Mrs Doof - only a few months after we started dating.
As great is Rick is, I'll rank him as the SECOND best 70s prog-rock keyboardist. Just slightly behind Keith Emerson. But Wakeman definitely had the better hair and flowing robes!
Posted by: Doof at May 18, 2021 10:27 PM (mZUr4)
And not a thing will change
that's the point
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at May 18, 2021 10:14 PM (sJHOI)
At least they will be focusing.
Posted by: Emmie at May 18, 2021 10:27 PM (ofYez)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 18, 2021 09:54 PM (L2ZTs)
A "Sorry, man, I didn't see you there." might have been diplomatic. Covers you if he actually was there, and you blindly scooped "his" space, and covers you if he's just making shit up.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 18, 2021 10:28 PM (z7lN2)
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at May 18, 2021 10:25 PM (oUcR5)
I would make anything in an air fryer... But I won't make that!
Posted by: Doof at May 18, 2021 10:28 PM (mZUr4)
And what the heck are you doing here at the HQ on your anniversary?
Posted by: Emmie at May 18, 2021 10:29 PM (ofYez)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 18, 2021 10:06 PM (/UQ/R)
Aw thanks WDS! Hopefully you have a MoMe so we can come see you!
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 18, 2021 10:29 PM (s9fsa)
retarded now. They've been raised by smart phones and video games
apparently and have no idea how anything is supposed to be done.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 18, 2021 09:28 PM (Mzdiz)
They're completely fucking retarded. I can tell just by the harleys I work on. The old timers who didn't know quite what they were doing might have slightly butchered things on their bikes, but managed to make due. The younger dudes who don't quite know what they are doing with their bikes are in a league of their own. Its like they never came across anything mechanical in their lives. I see shit I can't even describe.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 18, 2021 10:30 PM (VwHCD)
7 day averages:
Deaths: 0
Active cases: 12
Roughly 210,000 population.
Similar to the hangnail epidemic.
Posted by: LASue at May 18, 2021 10:30 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 18, 2021 10:30 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Emmie at May 18, 2021 10:29 PM (ofYez)
At first I was posting from the car on the way home (CDA is about 30-45 minutes away). Now we're just sitting around like lumps because we ate too much!
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 18, 2021 10:30 PM (s9fsa)
I finally found a friend with a USB interface zip drive, now I can transfer about 3gb of 25-yr old artwork from an old SCSI Mac Performa.
Back up your stuff to all available formats.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 18, 2021 10:31 PM (vuisn)
They sound like an 80s version of Steely Dan...
anyway, debating getting an album.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 18, 2021 10:31 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * nonvacinated, second class citizen at May 18, 2021 10:31 PM (KGxLz)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 18, 2021 10:14 PM (L2ZTs)
Not that adjacent. About a hundred-odd miles, IIRC. Driven that road many times.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 18, 2021 10:33 PM (z7lN2)
Posted by: Rbastid at May 18, 2021 10:33 PM (In2yP)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 18, 2021 10:33 PM (L2ZTs)
Congrats to you and Mr Jordan61! You have achieved something far too rare these days I hope you continue as partners for many more years!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Fearless Leaders Have, and Deserve, Special Privileges! at May 18, 2021 10:33 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 18, 2021 10:30 PM (s9fsa
I can relate. Well, please tell him hello from the Horde, or at least from Emmie and Mr. Bassman!
Posted by: Emmie at May 18, 2021 10:34 PM (ofYez)
They sound like an 80s version of Steely Dan...
anyway, debating getting an album.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 18, 2021 10:31 PM (L2ZTs)
*Raises hand *
World Machine (1985) is a great album.
Posted by: Doof at May 18, 2021 10:34 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Fearless Leaders Have, and Deserve, Special Privileges! at May 18, 2021 10:33 PM (hOUT3)
Thanks, Hrothgar!
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 18, 2021 10:35 PM (s9fsa)
I also just heard "Lessons In Love" recently. Was impressed.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 18, 2021 10:35 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Emmie at May 18, 2021 10:36 PM (ofYez)
Posted by: Rbastid at May 18, 2021 10:33 PM (In2yP)
Some porn is still ok. Just not that Japanese stuff mostly.
Huh, wonder if that is at all related to Sony's US HQ trying to put pressure on Japanese artists and companies to make their products more in line with woke culture standards.
Posted by: Bete at May 18, 2021 10:36 PM (Ojki1)
https://youtu.be/NR0UmZcf89E
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 18, 2021 10:37 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 18, 2021 10:30 PM (s9fsa)
I did that on my anniversary last week. Ate like I was dying, drank like it too. Strange sensation when you feel like you're food from your neck to your ass. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 18, 2021 10:37 PM (VwHCD)
I also just heard "Lessons In Love" recently. Was impressed.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 18, 2021 10:35 PM (L2ZTs)
The most well known song from Level 42 is probably "Something About You" - an excellent song that is on the World Machine album
Posted by: Doof at May 18, 2021 10:37 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: JROD at May 18, 2021 10:38 PM (0jZnq)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 18, 2021 10:33 PM (L2ZTs)
Parts of it, for sure. And some parts are just 4-lane divided road with forest, and the odd homestead on either side, and no vistas worth looking at.
Bonner's Ferry, and Sand Point are the highlights of the drive.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 18, 2021 10:38 PM (z7lN2)
The lot spaces are angled btw, and I was going in the correct direction.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 18, 2021 10:39 PM (L2ZTs)
It was a hit during the (very) short time I had a GF in the 80s...
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 18, 2021 10:40 PM (L2ZTs)
John's parents have one final lesson to teach him, which is how to say "Fuck you" back to adults, figuratively, of course.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 18, 2021 10:42 PM (aJJGg)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 18, 2021 10:37 PM (VwHCD)
LOL, that's a perfect description! I may have had a wee bit too much to drink, too.
And with that, I am off to bed. Good night, Horde, and thanks from both of us for all the well-wishes!
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 18, 2021 10:42 PM (s9fsa)
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Bwahahahah. Sorry old man, not nearly as quick as my Panamera.
Posted by: Hunter at May 18, 2021 10:42 PM (cGzEU)
Posted by: JROD at May 18, 2021 10:38 PM (0jZnq)
Backing in is safer, because you don't have to back out into potential traffic or pedestrians. When you back in, you start from being "out" and have a view of potential conflicts. And yes, I know there are some laws or local rules, but they are stupid.
What I prefer to do, is to park a little further from the doors, and find a place where I can pull through to park in "get-away" position.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 18, 2021 10:43 PM (z7lN2)
To me, Level 42 has more of a Genesis or Mike + The Mechanics feel. With more "slappy" bass.
Posted by: Doof at May 18, 2021 10:44 PM (mZUr4)
...for the children.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 18, 2021 10:44 PM (cGzEU)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 18, 2021 10:33 PM (L2ZTs)
Parts of it, for sure. And some parts are just 4-lane divided road
with forest, and the odd homestead on either side, and no vistas worth
looking at.
Bonner's Ferry, and Sand Point are the highlights of the drive.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
I liked crossing into Canada there. Not busy, dickishness on both sides kept to a minimum.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at May 18, 2021 10:45 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 18, 2021 10:45 PM (u+rlo)
*wanders off*
Posted by: SMH at May 18, 2021 10:46 PM (8WCBI)
Posted by: Doof at May 18, 2021 10:47 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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It grieves me to use them as a reference, but AARP recommends doing that. I've done it for decades. rear lateral vision out of the back of a PU with a cap is pretty limited.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 18, 2021 10:47 PM (pK7cg)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 18, 2021 10:45 PM (u+rlo)
Combat Style parking!!
Posted by: Doof at May 18, 2021 10:48 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 18, 2021 10:49 PM (u+rlo)
.....
But the mask makes me tired.
Fuck you John.
But it makes me claustrophobic.
Fuck you John.
But the teacher doesn't wear one.
Fuck you John. Fuck you John. Fuck you John.
I think I might want a sex change.
We're listening John.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 18, 2021 10:50 PM (aJJGg)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
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Especially if it is a bar you never visited.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 18, 2021 10:50 PM (pK7cg)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Bonus feature -- parking farther away is a great way to add a little additional physical activity into your day. GAINZZZZZZ!!
Posted by: Doof at May 18, 2021 10:51 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 18, 2021 10:52 PM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 18, 2021 10:47 PM (pK7cg)
Backing is never the safest mode for motoring, and visibility is limited. And parking lots are fraught with hazards: kids, shopping carts, other idiots trying to park, and clueless pedestrians.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 18, 2021 10:53 PM (z7lN2)
Posted by: Robert at May 18, 2021 10:54 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: JROD at May 18, 2021 10:55 PM (0jZnq)
Posted by: Robert at May 18, 2021 10:54 PM (1Yy3c)
.....
That feeling will fade away after you are dead.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 18, 2021 10:56 PM (aJJGg)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 18, 2021 10:56 PM (z7lN2)
>Both of these traitors should be tossed into the Pacific. I wonder if either one of these reprobates know how to make it back to Sussux.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 18, 2021 10:58 PM (tVOev)
*Deep breath*
Suck my dick you fucking cocksucking motherfucking faggots!!!!!!
*pantpantpant*
Okay...*pant*...I think...*pant*...I got it out.
Cocksuckers.
Posted by: Robert at May 18, 2021 11:00 PM (1Yy3c)
I try and stick with that rule about keeping things that are useful or beautiful. That still leaves you with a lot of stuff.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 18, 2021 11:00 PM (YynYJ)
https://tinyurl.com/3de6ynnc
Posted by: qdpsteve
Ditch the "/or". That looks tastilicious, but it certainly ain't healthy. Healthy = butter lettuce, cabbage, broccoli and carrot shreds, garbanzos, red beans, corn, sprouts, olive oil, plain greek yogurt (low sugar), and chunk tuna. Throw on some bacon-ranch dressing for taste, and it's quite good.
Posted by: SFGoth at May 18, 2021 11:00 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: JROD at May 18, 2021 10:55 PM (0jZnq)
Off-hand, I would say angle parking is the one case where backing in is inappropriate. Either you have to cruise the lot in the "wrong" direction, or else you have make about a 135 degree turn while backing. And there is less need for backing in, since it is generally easier to back out of an angle space than a 90 degree one.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 18, 2021 11:00 PM (z7lN2)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 18, 2021 11:00 PM (u+rlo)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 18, 2021 11:01 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 18, 2021 10:56 PM (aJJGg)
*Weeps bitterly*
Posted by: Robert at May 18, 2021 11:01 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 18, 2021 10:02
Totally agree. I've got loads of shirts that old. Wearing them this summer and then on the rag pile.
Posted by: Farmer at May 18, 2021 11:02 PM (55Qr6)
:-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 18, 2021 11:02 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 18, 2021 11:03 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 18, 2021 11:03 PM (SchxB)
"I don't know nothin' 'bout no free speech, but it's bonkers!!" Okay, princey boy, whatever.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 18, 2021 11:04 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 18, 2021 11:03 PM (L2ZTs)
Nyet. But they probably suck, too.
Posted by: Robert at May 18, 2021 11:04 PM (1Yy3c)
Just a hypothetical example there, which I just made up.
Yep.
I can't think of too many times where getting there a little earlier mattered that much, but can think of numerous times when leaving a little faster was desirable.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 18, 2021 11:05 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * nonvacinated, second class citizen at May 18, 2021 11:07 PM (KGxLz)
If it had actually happened, I mean.
Good gravy, I'm old.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 18, 2021 11:08 PM (JZT2F)
They sound like an 80s version of Steely Dan...
anyway, debating getting an album.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 18, 2021 10:31 PM (L2ZTs)
*Raises hand *
World Machine (1985) is a great album.
Posted by: Doof at May 18, 2021 10:34 PM (mZUr4)
Agreed. Brings back memories of one of my favorite songs of theirs, "Good Man In A Storm". I like that whole album, though.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 18, 2021 11:08 PM (mdjgu)
Posted by: SFGoth at May 18, 2021 11:08 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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I've mentioned this before. In Holland they used to have DAF 'Backward Races', maybe still do. The DAF had an infinitely variable transmission, and would run as fast in reverse as forward.
The crashes were spectacular. Vid: https://tinyurl.com/svat7t4t
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 18, 2021 11:09 PM (WD9ZA)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 18, 2021 11:09 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 18, 2021 11:10 PM (L2ZTs)
They sound like an 80s version of Steely Dan...
anyway, debating getting an album.
--
level 42 and OMD, amirite?
the mid 80s
Posted by: Tim Riggins at May 18, 2021 11:10 PM (k9FU0)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 18, 2021 11:11 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 18, 2021 11:12 PM (L2ZTs)
Hendrix, Joplin, and Morrison have been dead for 50 years now.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 18, 2021 11:12 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 18, 2021 11:13 PM (hPGuH)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 18, 2021 11:13 PM (SchxB)
Of course it is. Coming comes from attentiveness to your spouse's (partner's) sexual needs. Hence, "comeliness". So when some describes someone else as "comely", well..., are you guys really that etymologically challenged?
Posted by: SFGoth at May 18, 2021 11:14 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Braenyard
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May have been a wood chipper involved.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 18, 2021 11:15 PM (pK7cg)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 18, 2021 11:15 PM (L2ZTs)
A fake penis. How utterly pathetic and sad.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * nonvacinated, second class citizen at May 18, 2021 11:15 PM (KGxLz)
the mid 80s
Posted by: Tim Riggins at May 18, 2021 11:10 PM (k9FU0)
OMD was underrated. If You Leave was indeed a great song and fit perfectly on the Pretty in Pink soundtrack. But they had a lot of other great songs for that era.
And I always get a chuckle seeing your nic! Coincidentally -- been watching Justified with my son and we are on Season 6. Guest star for a few episodes is Brad Leland (Buddy Garrity from FNL).
Posted by: Doof at May 18, 2021 11:17 PM (mZUr4)
The New York attorney general's office said Tuesday that it is conducting a criminal investigation into former President Donald Trump's business empire, expanding what had previously been a civil probe.
"We have informed the Trump Organization that our investigation into the company is no longer purely civil in nature," Fabien Levy, a spokesperson for Attorney General Letitia James, said in a statement.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 18, 2021 11:18 PM (63Dwl)
It looks like the left is going to do the thing where trump violated some sort of law by being rich. You know, he may have violated some non-existent law that forbids people from estimating the value of property in doing business.
It's sort of like what they did with manafort, just confuse a jury and say "he is friends with orange man"
Posted by: Tim Riggins at May 18, 2021 11:18 PM (k9FU0)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at May 18, 2021 11:18 PM (/aiGx)
Posted by: Robert at May 18, 2021 11:19 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot
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yeah, every move trump's done has been lawyered up for 30 years but this one thing where they applied for loans is totally illegal because making it illegal to apply for loans is what a sane society does.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at May 18, 2021 11:19 PM (k9FU0)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 18, 2021 11:20 PM (hPGuH)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 18, 2021 11:09 PM (WD9ZA)
Holy smokes! That vid was a hoot!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 18, 2021 11:20 PM (z7lN2)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 18, 2021 11:20 PM (vuisn)
1970s: Ozark Mountain Daredevils
1980s: Orchestral Manouevers in the Dark
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 18, 2021 11:20 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * nonvacinated, second class citizen at May 18, 2021 11:15 PM (KGxLz)
What say you about fake hoo-hoos???
Posted by: Doof at May 18, 2021 11:20 PM (mZUr4)
Supposedly he had guests every show, but sometimes he would just talk to the camera the entire hour.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 18, 2021 11:21 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Doof
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thanks. I have to find something else to binge.
finished Lucifer which was actually good. Prodigal Son which was actually good. who knew.
My exposure to what I guess would be the mid-80s version of college music is what you would expect for someone who couldn't get into see ghostbusters without parental guidance.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at May 18, 2021 11:21 PM (k9FU0)
RIP
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at May 18, 2021 11:18 PM (/aiGx)
Hello???
Posted by: Rikki Lake at May 18, 2021 11:21 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Robert at May 18, 2021 11:22 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 18, 2021 11:22 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Rikki Lake at May 18, 2021 11:21 PM (mZUr4)
Did you hear Ellen DeGeneres drowned? She was found face-down in you.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 18, 2021 11:23 PM (z7lN2)
For a short time in the late 1980s/early 90s, I was a personal assistant to a pro screenwriter/professor at Long Beach City College.
He had your last name, and the first name was Larry.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 18, 2021 11:23 PM (L2ZTs)
Oh, wait: they ARE ignorant of stuff like that. But I'll bet they know every buzzword there is about "Critical Race Theory".
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 18, 2021 11:23 PM (JZT2F)
RIP
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at May 18, 2021 11:18 PM (/aiGx)
You can NOT be serious!!!
Posted by: John McEnroe at May 18, 2021 11:24 PM (mdjgu)
Posted by: Sally Jessie Raphael at May 18, 2021 11:24 PM (JZT2F)
No, we travelers and explorers who will shortly become interplanetary travelers, colonizing Mars, leaving all you vegans here to save the planet.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 18, 2021 11:24 PM (hPGuH)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * nonvacinated, second class citizen at May 18, 2021 11:25 PM (KGxLz)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 18, 2021 11:25 PM (z7lN2)
Also Rikki's not mean, although she does have issues with her mental stability.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 18, 2021 11:25 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at May 18, 2021 11:21 PM (k9FU0)
Not sure if you've seen any of these already...
Justified. The Wire. Bosch. Peaky Blinders. Animal Kingdom. The Shield.
Did I mention Justified????
Posted by: Doof at May 18, 2021 11:25 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Pastor Charles the Simple at May 18, 2021 11:26 PM (HuH1F)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 18, 2021 11:27 PM (hPGuH)
Cool.
I liked the smarmy little communique they put out about how the the database still existed.
Yeah, no. That was a COPY of the database. A copy doesn't have the forensic information you can recover from the hard drive or SSD that the original one was on.
Posted by: Sally Jessie Raphael at May 18, 2021 11:27 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 18, 2021 11:27 PM (hPGuH)
Yes, and make the Tesla want to copulate with it.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 18, 2021 11:27 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 18, 2021 11:08
I just realized this year is our 40th, WTF. Now I have to think up something spectacular.
Posted by: Farmer at May 18, 2021 11:28 PM (55Qr6)
Bad news: It'll look, sound and behave a lot like Elon Musk.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 18, 2021 11:29 PM (L2ZTs)
I'm finishing up Punisher on netflix which I originally passed on because the first episode sucked, I thought, but it also had nothing to do with the actual show. Maybe Justified was like that when I decided to nah it.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at May 18, 2021 11:29 PM (k9FU0)
>I don't know why this assclown is here. The monarchy should have him extracted and horsewhipped for dereliction of duty. If he sticks around here, in America, something worse will end up happening. I suspect Putin will have him kidnapped and held for ransom.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 18, 2021 11:30 PM (tVOev)
Hurry up and leave already. And take Bezos with you.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * nonvacinated, second class citizen at May 18, 2021 11:30 PM (KGxLz)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at May 18, 2021 11:31 PM (k9FU0)
You'd better... 'cause I'm sure your wife hasn't forgotten. Heh.
Congrats!
Posted by: Sally Jessie Raphael at May 18, 2021 11:32 PM (JZT2F)
"Five billion or I kill 'im!! What?? Okay, three. Wait, you want me to throw in what extras??"
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 18, 2021 11:33 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 18, 2021 11:33 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 18, 2021 11:33 PM (L2ZTs)
But it just might not be your cup of tea. Or glass of bourbon -- since Justified is set in Kentucky
Posted by: Doof at May 18, 2021 11:34 PM (mZUr4)
It's foreign, Swedish based...sort of a long simmer of something bad's going to happen like a zombie movie but it's something else. The director is going to be going places.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at May 18, 2021 11:34 PM (k9FU0)
>I don't know why this assclown is here. The monarchy should have him extracted and horsewhipped for dereliction of duty. If he sticks around here, in America, something worse will end up happening. I suspect Putin will have him kidnapped and held for ransom.
I can see it now: "Pay us one billion dollars' worth of gold bullion or we release him."
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 18, 2021 11:36 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Pastor Charles the Simple at May 18, 2021 11:37 PM (HuH1F)
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Lady, keep putting money in the machine. It will take all you have.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 18, 2021 11:38 PM (hPGuH)
Posted by: yop at May 18, 2021 11:38 PM (V0Ztm)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * nonvacinated, second class citizen at May 18, 2021 11:40 PM (KGxLz)
Posted by: Pastor Charles the Simple at May 18, 2021 11:41 PM (HuH1F)
Posted by: Pastor Charles the Simple at May 18, 2021 11:42 PM (HuH1F)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 18, 2021 11:27 PM (L2ZTs)
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Visions of little Tesla cop cars with five clowns riding inside.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 18, 2021 11:45 PM (hPGuH)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * nonvacinated, second class citizen at May 18, 2021 11:47 PM (KGxLz)
Posted by: Funsize at May 18, 2021 11:47 PM (wrwK7)
Posted by: Funsize
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it's gonna be a shame for it to go. even the typical "the govt is really the bad guy plot" is different because it's a small/medium sized cancer that was the problem.
By the way, while I think The Boys is nihilistic atheistic garbage, you can check out Jupiter's Rising on netflix which is The-Anti-The-Boys...not as well CGI'd or written or directed but it at least has a real heart.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at May 18, 2021 11:51 PM (k9FU0)
Posted by: SFGoth at May 18, 2021 11:51 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 18, 2021 09:18 PM (OU+8W)
John Glascock bassist from Jethro Tull.
Posted by: InCali at May 18, 2021 11:52 PM (ov5G+)
Posted by: InCali at May 18, 2021 11:54 PM (ov5G+)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at May 18, 2021 11:51 PM (k9FU0)
I might have to check out Jupiter's Rising. I thought the same thing about The Boys.
Posted by: InCali at May 18, 2021 11:55 PM (ov5G+)
Posted by: InCali at May 18, 2021 11:56 PM (ov5G+)
Posted by: SFGoth at May 18, 2021 11:57 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 18, 2021 11:59 PM (z7lN2)
A small passenger plane landed on the Loop 202 Red Mountain Freeway just east of Higley Road in Mesa Tuesday morning.
https://tinyurl.com/y6yxyzkk
Well done.
Posted by: SMH at May 19, 2021 12:03 AM (8WCBI)
Posted by: Moonbeam
Care for some mustard ?
Hiya Moonbeam !
Posted by: JT at May 19, 2021 12:06 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: SFGoth at May 19, 2021 12:06 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 18, 2021 11:13 PM
JURY VERDICT as to Jeffrey Sahl Ferris. Guilty on Counts 1,9,11; Not Guilty on Counts 2-6,7,8.
This is from the indictment, not sure if it was count 1 he was found guilty of.
Count One. Reckless Endangerment
The Grand Jury Charges:
On or about April 24, 2020 in the District of North Dakota, in Indian country, and within the exclusive jurisdiction of the United States, JEFFREY SAHL FERRIS, a non-Indian, created a substantial risk of serious bodily injury or death to another, namely B.B., S.L., K.D., J.M., Z.P., AND W.D., Indians, and the circumstances manifested an extreme indifference to the value of human life by driving a Jeep vehicle in excessive speeds in the direction of and nearly striking B.B., S.L., K.D., J.M., Z.P., AND W.D. with said vehicle; In violation of Title 18, United States Code, Sections 13 and 1152; and North Dakota Century Code, Sections 12.1-17-03 and 12.1-32-01.
Posted by: Chuck C at May 19, 2021 12:06 AM (awtm/)
Posted by: SFGoth at May 19, 2021 12:10 AM (KAi1n)
Not Guilty of each individual charge of using the Jeep as an "Assault with a Dangerous Weapon"
Posted by: Chuck C at May 19, 2021 12:13 AM (awtm/)
Posted by: irongrampa at May 19, 2021 12:16 AM (KATBx)
Ferris was arrested for an incident in April 2020 on the Turtle Mountain Indian Reservation, in northern North Dakota near the Canadian border. Ferris was not an enrolled member of the Turtle Mountain Band of Chippewa, according to court documents.
Ferris told investigators he believed several minors were vandalizing property on the reservation and began chasing them with his Jeep. One teen said Ferris was driving "80 mph" and nearly hit some of them while they were fleeing on dirt bikes and four-wheelers.
Investigators said after one of the minors crashed his dirt bike into a fence, Ferris got out of his vehicle and brandished a firearm. Ferris told the youth to stay on the ground, said he was going to call the police and that he "got one", documents said.
Ferris denied pointing the gun at anyone, the affidavit stated.
Posted by: Chuck C at May 19, 2021 12:18 AM (awtm/)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 18, 2021 09:52 PM (JZT2F)
It takes all kinds, just a few weeks ago one of my newer drivers was making a medical delivery & called me from the hospital. She was a bit confused because she "had her GPS on but it was not showing how to get to the OR" Double Facepalm
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at May 19, 2021 12:22 AM (rt0xh)
Abbott bans masks and takes all of these actions that make him appear to be a liberty loving Texan but allows the National Guard to go an a vax campaign in downtown Dallas.
Posted by: WilliamColby at May 19, 2021 12:27 AM (naUZn)
Posted by: Dreamy James Comey 811 call before you dig at May 19, 2021 12:29 AM (+4D1M)
@GretaThunberg
"50% of the carbon reductions needed to get to net zero will come from technologies that have not yet been invented"
The credibility of anything that is vomited forth out of your ignorant piehole is zip, zero, nada.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 19, 2021 12:30 AM (2sspa)
Duran Duran has a new album coming out this year.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 19, 2021 12:30 AM (L2ZTs)
And God created man.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 19, 2021 12:36 AM (hPGuH)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 19, 2021 12:37 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 19, 2021 12:37 AM (hPGuH)
Posted by: Jean at May 19, 2021 12:47 AM (a+yy+)
Posted by: JT at May 19, 2021 12:52 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 19, 2021 12:53 AM (hPGuH)
Posted by: a dude in MI at May 19, 2021 12:54 AM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: Drerbrerard at May 19, 2021 12:56 AM (LMzpI)
Posted by: Ben Stein at May 19, 2021 12:57 AM (rt0xh)
Posted by: WilliamColby at May 19, 2021 12:59 AM (naUZn)
Posted by: Eleanor Holmes Norton at May 19, 2021 01:00 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 19, 2021 01:14 AM (a4EWo)
Just passing through to say good night.
* unlocks gate for the early/west coast crowd *
ZZzzz...
Posted by: mindful webworker - Trump won in a landslide! at May 19, 2021 01:16 AM (UoOyP)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 19, 2021 01:21 AM (2SdPm)
Posted by: JT at May 19, 2021 01:30 AM (arJlL)
Hubby is ailing too-- nausea/vomiting starting yesterday, but no fever or headache. I think he ate too much too quickly, of too-spicy food. Will call Dr. in the morning if he's still wonky then. Dr had reduced his acid-reflux meds last week, btw, so that may also have something to do with it...
It's always something.
Posted by: JQ at May 19, 2021 01:37 AM (09wCi)
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If applicable, I'm sure you both already know that the best cure for acid reflux is weight loss.
Posted by: Biden's Dog at May 19, 2021 01:43 AM (5HXH8)
Posted by: WilliamColby at May 19, 2021 12:59 AM (naUZn)
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Don't sweat it, "conspiracy land" is reality these days.
Posted by: Midnight Rambler at May 19, 2021 01:46 AM (uEauf)
Posted by: Midnight Rambler at May 19, 2021 01:49 AM (gMabG)
(sips coffee)
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 19, 2021 02:14 AM (K6xpS)
Not applicable in hubby's case. He has endstage liver disease and is currently "underweight."
Thanks, though.
Posted by: JQ at May 19, 2021 02:17 AM (09wCi)
Posted by: a dude in MI at May 19, 2021 02:19 AM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: JQ at May 19, 2021 02:22 AM (09wCi)
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A speedy recovery to all that ails your husband.
Posted by: Biden's Dog at May 19, 2021 02:43 AM (5HXH8)
Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2021 02:48 AM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2021 02:48 AM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: JQ at May 19, 2021 02:52 AM (09wCi)
Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2021 03:20 AM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Lord Percy &&&& at May 19, 2021 03:24 AM (K5YXy)
Biden, who was sitting in a truck at the time, sneered, "No, you can't. Not unless you get in front of the car as I step on it. I'm only teasing." The off-camera journalists awkwardly snickered in reply. Biden then drove off, having threatened the press and then not answered the serious question.
That old scamp. Thanks for the ONT.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 19, 2021 03:26 AM (lmikk)
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 19, 2021 03:29 AM (K6xpS)
Could have been a lot closer today but got nothing done I was supposed to do yesterday, so very regrettably had to beg to go back.
Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2021 03:32 AM (Cxk7w)
I have a homemade bread mixer looks like a drill press, has a chuck
My Caravan is up on blocks needs a water pump replaced, today my wife's car battery died so I gave her mine. Probably never get the Caravan back running. Her car also has a A/c leak I have to try to fix.
Posted by: Lord Percy &&&& at May 19, 2021 03:32 AM (K5YXy)
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 19, 2021 03:33 AM (K6xpS)
Posted by: Lord Percy &&&& at May 19, 2021 03:41 AM (K5YXy)
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at May 19, 2021 03:43 AM (Tp7F+)
Usually anyway.
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