The Supposedly-Independent Media Allows the Biden White House to Edit the Quotes They Give Them Before Publication

The media is simply a very expensive communications shop for the Democrat Party.

The only people who aren't aware of this are NeverTrumpers. Even leftwingers know the media has been fully institutionally captured by the left.

It's only NeverTrumpers who credulously believe every single anonymous-"sources" hit-piece on conservatives the media contrives.

According to a Politico report Monday, the White House communications team is editing quotations from Biden administration officials, demanding interviews be performed on "background with quote approval."
Five reporters who cover the White House spoke with Politico, and the outlet confirmed it has "participated in such arrangements too." The above terminology means interview material can be used by reporters but the reporter's transcription must be either approved, vetoed, or edited.
...
Those who spoke with the outlet said it was commonplace during the Barack Obama administration and used by the Donald Trump administration too. For instance, David Remnick of The New Yorker was forced by the Obama White House in a profile of his to “quietly” receive quote approval, according to Gawker. Michael Lewis likewise was involved in such an arrangement for Vanity Fair profile in 2012.
Politico noted that the Trump White House used the practice less frequently.

Oh, the media didn't extend the same service to Trump? I'll bet you any amount of dollars that the few people granted the edit-your-quotes-fluffer-service were internal saboteurs offering anti-Trump quotes.

Update: I've meant to mention this for weeks -- USAToday published an Op-Ed by Stacy Abrams in which she urged corporations to punish Georgia for its election-protection law.

When this became unpopular, they allowed Abrams to self-stealth-edit her article and remove the support for corporations boycotting Georgia.

Then PolitiFact rated claims that she promoted boycotts against her own state as "false" -- based entirely on the op-ed which she had edited to remove her prior statement of support for boycotts!

USAToday still has not accounted for this.

Classic @PolitiFact

In arguing on behalf of Stacey Abrams against @BrianKempGA — that she had always argued against boycotts — they cite lines from her op-Ed about boycotts costing jobs.

But those lines were added AFTER the MLB move. https://t.co/IE7CsdycKD pic.twitter.com/uE54r2kRf3
— Matt Whitlock (@mattdizwhitlock) April 24, 2021

Posted by: Ace at 03:00 PM

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Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 12, 2021 01:59 PM (LvTSG)

2 first.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 12, 2021 01:59 PM (JUOKG)

3 I'll fetched em

Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2021 01:59 PM (Cxk7w)

4 Lame ass media sucks more each and every day!!

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 12, 2021 01:59 PM (yrol0)

5 The USA, as founded, is mort

Posted by: CN at May 12, 2021 02:00 PM (ONvIw)

6 It is almost like the Resident in Chief's minons don't want anyone to tell the truth.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 12, 2021 02:00 PM (SGz3+)

7 bonk bonk on the head

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 12, 2021 02:00 PM (vuisn)

8 apparently micro seconds count in this game.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 12, 2021 02:00 PM (JUOKG)

9 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 12, 2021 02:01 PM (Zz0t1)

10 The USA, as founded, is mort
Posted by: CN
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Yep.

USSA is more apt.

Posted by: SMH at May 12, 2021 02:02 PM (wparq)

11 6 the GOP is happy to oblige

Posted by: CN at May 12, 2021 02:02 PM (ONvIw)

12 8 apparently micro seconds count in this game.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 12, 2021 02:00 PM (JUOKG)

...and micropenises

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at May 12, 2021 02:02 PM (BgMrQ)

13 The Democrats Propaganda Ministry is a well oiled machine, no 'journalists' will ever step out of line.

Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2021 02:02 PM (Cxk7w)

14 This isn't just my cynicism talking, I hope, but are the media even supposedly independent anymore? I thought Ben Rhodes put that notion to bed more or less completely.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2021 02:02 PM (Jsjd7)

15 How could this be?? These people are firefighters & heroes!!

Are you telling me it's one big love fest??

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 12, 2021 02:02 PM (jvt6t)

16 apparently micro seconds count in this game.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 12, 2021 02:00 PM (JUOKG)

Never.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 12, 2021 02:02 PM (Zz0t1)

17

Fluffer Nutter has porn implications...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2021 02:02 PM (s2VJv)

18 Kim Jong-un is jealous.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 12, 2021 02:02 PM (63Dwl)

19 Nobody is "unaware" of the relationship between the Administrative hegemon and big media. They are all feeding from it.

Posted by: Donger at May 12, 2021 02:02 PM (P1VGO)

20 Politico noted that the Trump White House used the practice less frequently.

Posted by: Ace at 03:00 PM

Zero is "less frequently" too.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 12, 2021 02:02 PM (SGz3+)

21 Why don't they just give them the written speech and save them from having to listen to Jelly Head sound out words and numbers?

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 12, 2021 02:02 PM (/MaDp)

22 The democrats are really just a big corporate party.

Clinton basically transitioned them to it then Obama, between reruns of Sportcenter, poured it on.

Posted by: MJ at May 12, 2021 02:03 PM (gAMkn)

23 "the White House communications team is editing quotations"

I hope they fix all the split infinitives and dangling references, the Gog and Magog corrupting our discourse.

Posted by: gp Fails To Gain Function at May 12, 2021 02:03 PM (qpX6U)

24 Old and busted: PDT said to "Inject bleach into your veins"

New Hotness: When Biden said "The current lines at the gas pump are normal" he totes meant "There are no lines at the gas pump"

Posted by: Flyguy at May 12, 2021 02:03 PM (3sOO0)

25 This isn't just my cynicism talking, I hope, but are the media even supposedly independent anymore?
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No.

Posted by: SMH at May 12, 2021 02:03 PM (wparq)

26 Zero is "less frequently" too.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 12, 2021 02:02 PM (SGz3+)
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We are technically correct. That is the *best* kind of correct!

Posted by: POLITICO at May 12, 2021 02:03 PM (Jsjd7)

27 Fluffer Nutter has porn implications...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2021 02:02 PM (s2VJv)

Heh. Troublemaker.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 12, 2021 02:04 PM (h4ruy)

28 Is this really news? Rush was pointing this out as far back as the Clinton regime.

Posted by: Justsayin' at May 12, 2021 02:04 PM (Fs5vw)

29 I don't believe they ever edited a quote for Drumpf's administration unless they were caught misquoting someone.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 12, 2021 02:04 PM (y7DUB)

30 the reporter's transcription must be either approved, vetoed, or edited.

I'm still waiting for the correct spelling for "trunamalmpaliszure".

Posted by: spindrift at May 12, 2021 02:04 PM (h5TKJ)

31 25 This isn't just my cynicism talking, I hope, but are the media even supposedly independent anymore?
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No.
Posted by: SMH at May 12, 2021 02:03 PM (wparq)

Rush (PBUH) often wondered whether it was the media that actually controlled the Democrats, as in drove the agenda, and the Dems just tried making laws and edicts for them.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2021 02:04 PM (s2VJv)

32 Good grief, just this morning I made the snide comment the media was reporting inflation the way the White House told them to tell the story.

I'd run out and buy a lotto ticket, but, it didn't take much in the way of prediction to call that one.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 12, 2021 02:04 PM (2SdPm)

33 Lame ass media sucks more each and every day!!
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 12, 2021 01:59 PM (yrol0)

And yet the dumbass GOP continues to give those traitors life support by granting interviews and appearing on their programs.

Any presidential candidate who does not agree - and put into practice - Teh Donald's truth that the MFM is the enemy of the people will not get my vote.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 12, 2021 02:05 PM (2JVJo)

34 apparently micro seconds count in this game.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 12, 2021 02:00 PM (JUOKG)

Tell me about it! Try getting in ahead of Sponge on an Art Thread. I think I have a 0.01% success rate.

And I mean a FIRST-first -- not a Sponge-FIRST

Posted by: Doof at May 12, 2021 02:05 PM (mZUr4)

35
From the previous article - Reid Ribble.

Ruh roh!

Har!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 12, 2021 02:05 PM (pNxlR)

36 The NeverTrumpers don't believe that bullshit, either. Do you actually believe they don't know that the entire Progressive agenda is bullshit? Even the Left knows it's bullshit. Nobody wants to be the last to get canceled.

Self-preservation, FTW!

Posted by: Unkaren at May 12, 2021 02:05 PM (vGJY7)

37 Wait, so the "reporter" has to submit their article to the WH for approval before publishing? Is that the gist?

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2021 02:06 PM (Ez6QX)

38 >>It's only NeverTrumpers who credulously believe every single anonymous-"sources" hit-piece on conservatives the media contrives.

Maybe it's because they are the anonymous sources?

Apparently Liz Cheny was the one who organized a group letter denouncing Trump signed by former Defense Secretaries.

The leader of the latest Cuckexit was the "Anonymous" who wrote NYT op-eds and a book against Trump from within his administration.

NeverTrump a useful wing of the MSM-DNC apparatus.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 12, 2021 02:06 PM (bDqIh)

39 I want to see Biden stand at a chalkboard and diagram a full sentence from an O'Henry story. I will pay a sawbuck to see that. Are you listening, Hollywood? Are you listening, newsmedia?

Posted by: gp Fails To Gain Function at May 12, 2021 02:06 PM (qpX6U)

40 I had more respect for Pravda, to be honest. At least they're lying was coerced, as in you got a bullet to the head if you tried to deviate from the Party line. Our propagandists lie happily and voluntarily. And think they're doing God's work while they're at it. Despicable vermin, they are.

Posted by: LGoPs at May 12, 2021 02:06 PM (FIT8F)

41 ...ans don't forget to ask about our free tongue baths!

Posted by: The White House Press Corps at May 12, 2021 02:06 PM (bjJJU)

42 And I mean a FIRST-first -- not a Sponge-FIRST
Posted by: Doof at May 12, 2021 02:05 PM (mZUr4)

*checks alley behind Doofs house*

"Clear"

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 12, 2021 02:06 PM (jvt6t)

43 Their...not they're.

Posted by: LGoPs at May 12, 2021 02:06 PM (FIT8F)

44 Westboro Media Complex, the best propaganda outlet any political party ever had.

Posted by: Unclefacts at May 12, 2021 02:06 PM (ihUzW)

45 Really, the news here is not that this happens, nor that the leftist media is allowing the Biden administration to do so, but that they are willing to admit it.

I mean the Obama Administration used to write the stories for the press and hand it to them.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2021 02:06 PM (KZzsI)

46 626 612 nood

media

Pornstars > nood media
Posted by: Diesel Jones at May 12, 2021 02:02 PM (Vu7A1)

Ho's > Whores

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 12, 2021 02:07 PM (BgMrQ)

47 I wouldn't say that the media is the propaganda shop for the Democrats so much as sitting Democrats are the elected wing of the Media. The Media sets the agenda much more than any elected Democrats - note the pressure they put on Manchin and Sinema so that left wing goals can be achieved. The Media in many ways has more power than elected officials (and has in some degree merged with the permanent State including the Intelligence Services and FBI).

Posted by: Alec Leamas at May 12, 2021 02:07 PM (HCRZt)

48 olitico noted that the Trump White House used the practice less frequently.

Posted by: Ace at 03:00 PM

Zero is "less frequently" too.
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a fine example of true, but still deceiving language.

There are fewer than 20,000 shark attacks a year . . .
making you think its like 17,500 or something. Maybe 15K?
Its like 150 a year worldwide.
This is just one of the things they do all the time.

Posted by: a moron at May 12, 2021 02:07 PM (kiSA5)

49 Odds they can take the DOW down 600 this afternoon?

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 12, 2021 02:07 PM (/MaDp)

50 They tolerated a lot worse from Barry

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 12, 2021 02:07 PM (ifmtJ)

51 don't forget to ask about our free tongue baths!

Posted by: The White House Press Corps at May 12, 2021 02:06 PM (bjJJU)

Convenient hash for that comment!

Posted by: Doof at May 12, 2021 02:08 PM (mZUr4)

52 The moment you do this, you're not a journalist.

You're a Government employee.

I'd say Shame! But that's the kink.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 12, 2021 02:08 PM (4fSQf)

53 Why do the stories need to be edited??

The media is all in with Democrats anyway.

Posted by: dantesed at May 12, 2021 02:08 PM (88xKn)

54 a fine example of true, but still deceiving language.

There are fewer than 20,000 shark attacks a year . . .
making you think its like 17,500 or something. Maybe 15K?
Its like 150 a year worldwide.
This is just one of the things they do all the time.
Posted by: a moron at May 12, 2021 02:07 PM (kiSA5)
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"*OUR* toilet paper contains no arsenic!"

True. Neither does anyone else's, but ....

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2021 02:08 PM (Jsjd7)

55 39 or just draw a face clock..

Posted by: CN at May 12, 2021 02:08 PM (ONvIw)

56 Really, the news here is not that this happens, nor that the leftist
media is allowing the Biden administration to do so, but that they are
willing to admit it.

Which means they don't care if we know, which is chilling, because they know they don't have to give a flying fuck because we can't do anything about it.

Posted by: LGoPs at May 12, 2021 02:08 PM (FIT8F)

57 See, this is a perfect example of why PBS needs to be killed off. The Government (if leftard) already has all the government news outlets it needs. They don't need PBS to get the narrative out.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 12, 2021 02:09 PM (o2MD2)

58 Hey, remember how Obama used to shut out MSM photographers from events, instead choosing to simply distribute the photos taken by the WH photographer to the MSM agencies?

Good times!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 12, 2021 02:09 PM (bDqIh)

59 Hornswoggled!

Posted by: Clark Clifford at May 12, 2021 02:09 PM (vGJY7)

60 Even if we played into the idea that the Trump WH did it too, why would that make the practice ok? The entire left has been reduced to "Trump did it too" they'll turn everything into "Trump did it too" as if we're brainless zombies. They are projecting and juvenile.

Posted by: Adrienne at May 12, 2021 02:10 PM (gegMK)

61 60 Even if we played into the idea that the Trump WH did it too, why would that make the practice ok? The entire left has been reduced to "Trump did it too" they'll turn everything into "Trump did it too" as if we're brainless zombies. They are projecting and juvenile.
Posted by: Adrienne at May 12, 2021 02:10 PM (gegMK)

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Is this that whataboutism I've heard so much about?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 12, 2021 02:10 PM (LvTSG)

62 Hey, remember how Obama used to shut out MSM photographers from events, instead choosing to simply distribute the photos taken by the WH photographer to the MSM agencies?
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Hell, I used to herd reporters into closets and shut them away!

Posted by: Joey PasteEater at May 12, 2021 02:11 PM (IytoW)

63 Pro tip: They are lying about the Trump White House doing it.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 12, 2021 02:11 PM (o2MD2)

64 Odds they can take the DOW down 600 this afternoon?
Posted by: Puddin Head

Careful. "They" has bad meanings now.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 12, 2021 02:11 PM (nI1Kq)

65 Never Trumpers know it too; They are the most craven of shills.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 12, 2021 02:11 PM (MwlPL)

66 Even if we played into the idea that the Trump WH did it too, why would that make the practice ok? The entire left has been reduced to "Trump did it too" they'll turn everything into "Trump did it too" as if we're brainless zombies. They are projecting and juvenile.
Posted by: Adrienne at May 12, 2021 02:10 PM (gegMK)
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Yeah, it's the playground equivalent of, "Timmy did it too."

To which Mom would always respond, "If Timmy jumped off a cliff, would you do it too?"

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 12, 2021 02:11 PM (2SdPm)

67 The media used to have some rules. Limit of 5 TV stations. No cross ownership of newspaper and broadcast in same market. Local ownership had priority. Review of community contributions was condition of continued license. Gone, all gone.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at May 12, 2021 02:11 PM (r1z5A)

68 Don't it make you want to grab a journalist. Kiss him and force vomit down his throat. Til he ant.

Is that illegal?

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 12, 2021 02:11 PM (o89XP)

69 Even if we played into the idea that the Trump WH did it too, why would that make the practice ok? The entire left has been reduced to "Trump did it too" they'll turn everything into "Trump did it too" as if we're brainless zombies. They are projecting and juvenile.
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what part of: "we'll do whatever we like, and you just shut up and stay in your place or else" did you not understand?

Posted by: post Jan 6 DC, and media frensch at May 12, 2021 02:11 PM (kiSA5)

70 It has been known that the Democrats got pre-event briefing questions all the way back to Clinton, and the same thing about Scankles interviews. And I would bet money that no such thing happened under Trump, not this wishee-washee used less stuff.

Posted by: Vic at May 12, 2021 02:12 PM (mpXpK)

71 'Sup, y'all?

Posted by: Weasel at May 12, 2021 02:12 PM (MVjcR)

72 instead choosing to simply distribute the photos taken by the WH photographer to the MSM agencies?

"Don't even ask me how many shots it took to make Obama seem athletic in any endeavor. Or why all the photography of him allegedly golfing never showed up, only a stock photo of him with Biden."
--White House Photographer

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2021 02:12 PM (KZzsI)

73 You know how I know this didn't happen in the Trump Admin? The WH PC would have been screaming like banshees.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 12, 2021 02:13 PM (kTF2Z)

74 What a combination of events:

Times Square shooting suspect caught in Florida after running out of gas

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 12, 2021 02:13 PM (nI1Kq)

75 'Sup, y'all?
Posted by: Weasel at May 12, 2021 02:12 PM (MVjcR)
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Enjoyed your guest rant this am.

Good job!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 12, 2021 02:13 PM (2SdPm)

76 Don't it make you want to grab a journalist. Kiss him and force vomit down his throat. Til he ant.

Is that illegal?

Free expression.

Posted by: Unkaren at May 12, 2021 02:13 PM (vGJY7)

77 So I'm supposed to believe that the same media that dropped all journalistic standards to attack a President 24x7 over anything and everything allowed that same President to correct their homework?

Otay

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 12, 2021 02:13 PM (4fSQf)

78 Meh.

Mood lightener.....

https://youtu.be/H7d7T8ZgbUA

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 12, 2021 02:13 PM (Zz0t1)

79 Enjoyed your guest rant this am.

Good job!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 12, 2021 02:13 PM (2SdPm)
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Why thank you!

Posted by: Weasel at May 12, 2021 02:13 PM (MVjcR)

80 64 Odds they can take the DOW down 600 this afternoon?
Posted by: Puddin Head

Careful. "They" has bad meanings now.
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Well someone is doing it and it ain't retail accounts doing it. This is an orchestrated sell off. Same deal with Yellin's 400 point crash last week.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 12, 2021 02:14 PM (/MaDp)

81 The media used to have some rules. Limit of 5 TV stations. No cross ownership of newspaper and broadcast in same market. Local ownership had priority. Review of community contributions was condition of continued license. Gone, all gone.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at May 12, 2021 02:11 PM (r1z5A)
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The public interest has changed over time. Public interest increasingly aligns with major corporate interests, state interests and, of paramount important, party interests.

The outsized public importance of the party, the state and their corporate partners have resulted in the shifting definition of the public interest. In response to this shift, our regulatory positions have likewise been adjusted to amplify the efficacy of the groups that reflect the largest categories of public interest.

Posted by: FCC, FTC, et. al. at May 12, 2021 02:14 PM (Jsjd7)

82 73 You know how I know this didn't happen in the Trump Admin? The WH PC would have been screaming like banshees.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 12, 2021 02:13 PM (kTF2Z)

Exactly. They are lying.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 12, 2021 02:14 PM (o2MD2)

83 Don't even ask me how many shots it took to make Obama seem athletic in any endeavor. Or why all the photography of him allegedly golfing never showed up, only a stock photo of him with Biden."
--White House Photographer
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Well, how's about the scoop on how many shots, and how much photoshop to make Mooch look less masculine?

Posted by: a moron at May 12, 2021 02:14 PM (kiSA5)

84 Meh.

Mood lightener.....

https://youtu.be/H7d7T8ZgbUA
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 12, 2021 02:13 PM (Zz0t1)

Better not be Cyndi Lauper...

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2021 02:14 PM (Ez6QX)

85 Despite this, I bet the next WH Correspondents dinner will be a Biden-Harris lovefest.

They do this willingly, because they don't want to harm Biden in any way.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 12, 2021 02:15 PM (bDqIh)

86 "*OUR* toilet paper contains no arsenic!"

True. Neither does anyone else's, but ....

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
Gluten free milk.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at May 12, 2021 02:15 PM (r1z5A)

87 Another mood lightener:
https://is.gd/QpIHcP

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2021 02:15 PM (Jsjd7)

88 Gas prices are driving Dow right now, probably. Its irrelevant, for decades now the stock market has proven conclusively and without possibility of argument that its utterly disconnected with the economy at large. Go up, go down, it means nothing for the economy.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2021 02:15 PM (KZzsI)

89 Weasel!

*fistbump*

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 12, 2021 02:15 PM (Zz0t1)

90
Better not be Cyndi Lauper...
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2021 02:14 PM (Ez6QX)

NOPE!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 12, 2021 02:15 PM (Zz0t1)

91 Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 12, 2021 02:15 PM (Zz0t1)
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Sup, bro?!

Posted by: Weasel at May 12, 2021 02:15 PM (MVjcR)

92 The Captured Right when blatant examples of media bias arise: "Come on guys, no one cares about bias in the media. We need to be talking about the issues people really care about!"

The Captured Right when inflation soars and gasoline shortages are happening: "Whoa, did you hear about Liz Cheney? It's all I want to talk about!"

Posted by: Math Checksout at May 12, 2021 02:16 PM (dYe5S)

93 Exactly. They are lying.

I think I know one person who believes the MSM.

Posted by: Unkaren at May 12, 2021 02:16 PM (vGJY7)

94 Shocked, shocked etc.

Posted by: Your Winnings, Sir at May 12, 2021 02:16 PM (yQpMk)

95 So Trump did it too, eh?

You mean the press was complicit in helping Trump, the Lying Insurrectionist who LIES, get his evil lies into print?!?

Why I shan't believe it! I simply shan't.

Posted by: Just Lily. Thread-Winner Elect at May 12, 2021 02:16 PM (hO3J6)

96 87 Another mood lightener:
https://is.gd/QpIHcP
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2021 02:15 PM (Jsjd7)

You and redheads. Are you trying to lose your soul??

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 12, 2021 02:16 PM (4fSQf)

97 YYYYYEEEEEAAAAARRRRGGGHHHH

Tension breaker. Had to be done.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 12, 2021 02:16 PM (kTF2Z)

98 Another mood lightener:
https://is.gd/QpIHcP
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2021 02:15 PM (Jsjd7)

Yours might be better than mine......

For some, anyway.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 12, 2021 02:16 PM (Zz0t1)

99
Exactly. They are lying.
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we are NOT lying!!! there are fewer than 20,000 shark attacks per year AND OUR toilet paper does NOT contain arsenic!!! So there.

Posted by: indignant busybodies united against americans at May 12, 2021 02:16 PM (kiSA5)

100 Better not be Cyndi Lauper...
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2021 02:14 PM (Ez6QX)
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I understand. Not much talent, at all.

Posted by: Madonna at May 12, 2021 02:16 PM (2SdPm)

101 The stock market is a hysterical 10 year old girl. 100% emotion driven.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 12, 2021 02:16 PM (o2MD2)

102 USSA is more apt.
Posted by: SMH at May 12, 2021 02:02 PM (wparq)

"This Godless Communism" was right all along.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 12, 2021 02:16 PM (A1UwY)

103 Another mood lightener:
https://is.gd/QpIHcP

But pants-tightener.

Posted by: spindrift at May 12, 2021 02:17 PM (h5TKJ)

104 -----
Sup, bro?!
Posted by: Weasel at May 12, 2021 02:15 PM (MVjcR)

Livin a dream.

Just not sure who's.....

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 12, 2021 02:17 PM (Zz0t1)

105 88 Gas prices are driving Dow right now, probably. Its irrelevant, for decades now the stock market has proven conclusively and without possibility of argument that its utterly disconnected with the economy at large. Go up, go down, it means nothing for the economy.
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Pumps and Dumps make some people a lot of money. Enough money to buy an election just to make money.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 12, 2021 02:17 PM (/MaDp)

106 65 actually its the GOP who pretend to stand up for Trump, but shiv him again and again who are most craven. They caneven be like Cheney and say " fuck him. I want money". They get rid of Cheney and say " free snd fair ". McCarthy is, in that regard, worse than the little nepot.

Posted by: CN at May 12, 2021 02:17 PM (ONvIw)

107 You and redheads. Are you trying to lose your soul??
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 12, 2021 02:16 PM (4fSQf)
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I open to it, I suppose.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2021 02:18 PM (Jsjd7)

108 I guess this is the deal to be made if they don't want thrown into a closet.

Posted by: Fool Otto at May 12, 2021 02:18 PM (DB16e)

109 Meh.

Mood lightener.....

https://youtu.be/H7d7T8ZgbUA
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 12, 2021 02:13 PM (Zz0t1)

Sweet

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 12, 2021 02:18 PM (jvt6t)

110 48 Politico noted that the Trump White House used the practice less frequently.

Posted by: Ace at 03:00 PM

Zero is "less frequently" too.

My goodness, you need to be a Kremlinologist to parse what is really being said by the Media Praetorian Guard. To be honest, I was reflexively thinking that the Trump WH did it as well, not thinking they probably didn't do it at all. These people never stop with the propaganda. Never.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 12, 2021 02:18 PM (mdjgu)

111 Gal Gadot: Genocidal War Criminal

https://bit.ly/3fepEh9

Well, you know that she's evil. Her first name is cis normative.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 12, 2021 02:18 PM (VVEnO)

112 The outsized public importance of the party, the
state and their corporate partners have resulted in the shifting
definition of the public interest. In response to this shift, our
regulatory positions have likewise been adjusted to amplify the efficacy
of the groups that reflect the largest categories of public interest.

Posted by: FCC, FTC, et. al

Too F'ing true...

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at May 12, 2021 02:19 PM (r1z5A)

113 Did I hear correctly that the same Federal Government that told us everything is perfectly normal and there isn't a gas shortage yesterday is issuing PSAs telling people not to put gas in plastic grocery bags today?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 12, 2021 02:19 PM (XTk1T)

114 "Don't even ask me how many shots it took to make Obama seem athletic in any endeavor. Or why all the photography of him allegedly golfing never showed up, only a stock photo of him with Biden."
--White House Photographer
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2021 02:12 PM (KZzsI)

There was no way Gaylord was any good at basketball. On one of the only clips that was released from a shootaround he clanged one after another from point blank range. Ordinarily I'd cut him slack for being in street clothes except when he finally made one he acted like it was a big deal instead of embarrassing.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 12, 2021 02:19 PM (y7DUB)

115 111 Gal Gadot: Genocidal War Criminal

https://bit.ly/3fepEh9

Well, you know that she's evil. Her first name is cis normative.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 12, 2021 02:18 PM (VVEnO

Twitter has zero problem with this.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 12, 2021 02:19 PM (4fSQf)

116 Lies 24/7.....you get used to it after awhile.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 12, 2021 02:19 PM (xW72t)

117

Well, I'd suck their brains out with a straw, sell the widows and orphans, and go into South American zinc...

Posted by: City Gent at May 12, 2021 02:19 PM (o6NKx)

118 You can tell Stacy Abrams is a Heritage Georgian because she is actively agitating for businesses to leave the state. I'm old enough to remember when people doing that were run out of town and their lives destroyed.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 12, 2021 02:20 PM (6F7iz)

119 Hey, DOW done 599. Who could have seen that coming?

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 12, 2021 02:20 PM (/MaDp)

120 Why do the stories need to be edited??

The media is all in with Democrats anyway.
Posted by: dantesed at May 12, 2021 02:08 PM (88xKn)

A Kinsley gaffe occurs when a political gaffe reveals some truth that a politician did not intend to admit. You may now continue.

Posted by: @SOEarpiece at May 12, 2021 02:21 PM (yQpMk)

121 The Trump White House never did this. No way , no how. If they had it would have been plastered 24/7 front page everywhere and rachel madcow would have had one orgasm filled segment on it. The report that says they did is a red herring.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 12, 2021 02:21 PM (JUOKG)

122 I remember when the internet was first becoming A Thing in the 1990s and being all excited because, hey, now we would have easily searchable dbases of articles to review of contradictions and errors!

I never occurred to me that the articles would just poof be edited. This is because I am dumb.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at May 12, 2021 02:21 PM (GbPPJ)

123 63 Pro tip: They are lying about the Trump White House doing it.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 12, 2021 02:11 PM (o2MD2)

Bingo - used less frequently = used never, which is factually less frequently...

Posted by: Nova local at May 12, 2021 02:21 PM (b1h2x)

124 119Donks say fuck you to the dow. Only revolution matters.

Posted by: CN at May 12, 2021 02:21 PM (ONvIw)

125 Well, how's about the scoop on how many shots, and how much photoshop to make Mooch look less masculine?
Posted by: a moron at May 12, 2021 02:14 PM (kiSA5)

**

Look no farther than the "Bring Back Our Girls" silliness. Days if not weeks of preparation for a photo shoot indoors with a professional photographer - arguably one of the best in the business since he's the White House Photographer - full staff, wardrobe, makeup, lighting, etc., and THAT was the best photo they settled on.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 12, 2021 02:21 PM (XTk1T)

126 Gal Gadot: Genocidal War Criminal

https://bit.ly/3fepEh9

Well, you know that she's evil. Her first name is cis normative.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 12, 2021 02:18 PM (VVEnO)

I offer her sanctuary.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 12, 2021 02:22 PM (ifmtJ)

127 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2021 02:15 PM (KZzsI)
Inflation has been on the rise for a long time. I remember last year people saying it wasn't happening, but I kept looking at the price of oil and food and thinking wth? I don't make stock picks and likely never will. But I have backed up my convictions by going all in on inflation related investments. This didn't start this week or last. It is the only move I have made at least since the beginning of the year.

Until recently, the market has mainly gone up. There are a lot of people on WS and in corporate America that really, really don't want Biden to look bad.

Posted by: Quint at May 12, 2021 02:22 PM (x/IHv)

128 a Heritage Georgian
==
is that like some special kind of swine like black angus cows or something?

I could see that being kind of gamey tho

Posted by: i'm not hungry anymore at May 12, 2021 02:22 PM (kiSA5)

129 I never occurred to me that the articles would just poof be edited. This is because I am dumb.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at May 12, 2021 02:21 PM (GbPPJ)
------------

And, right there, is the Wikipedia business model, in a nutshell.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 12, 2021 02:22 PM (2SdPm)

130 I offer her sanctuary.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 12, 2021 02:22 PM (ifmtJ)

Bold strategy Cotton.....

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 12, 2021 02:22 PM (jvt6t)

131 DOW down 615. Damn, its a good thing we are printing more money cuz we could get higher interest rates if we stopped.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 12, 2021 02:22 PM (/MaDp)

132 A Kinsley gaffe occurs when a political gaffe reveals some truth that a politician did not intend to admit. You may now continue.
Posted by: @SOEarpiece at May 12, 2021 02:21 PM (yQpMk)

Similar to, but not to be confused with "swerving into the truth", which Rush (RIP) always talked about

Posted by: JoeF. at May 12, 2021 02:22 PM (HrMC1)

133
I offer her sanctuary.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 12, 2021 02:22 PM (ifmtJ)

"Sit on my face and tell me that you love me......"

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 12, 2021 02:22 PM (Zz0t1)

134 I remember when the internet was first becoming A Thing in the 1990s and being all excited because, hey, now we would have easily searchable dbases of articles to review of contradictions and errors!

I never occurred to me that the articles would just poof be edited. This is because I am dumb.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at May 12, 2021 02:21 PM (GbPPJ)

The internet has made all dreams and nightmares come true.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 12, 2021 02:23 PM (ifmtJ)

135 I remember when the internet was first becoming A Thing in the 1990s and being all excited because, hey, now we would have easily searchable dbases of articles to review of contradictions and errors!

I never occurred to me that the articles would just poof be edited. This is because I am dumb.
Posted by: alexthechick

***

Yep. I think back fondly to pre-2005 days when you could search for information and easily find it. You could easily find it without really knowing exactly what you were searching for, too.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 12, 2021 02:23 PM (XTk1T)

136 I offer her sanctuary.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 12, 2021 02:22 PM (ifmtJ)

"Sit on my face and tell me that you love me......"
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 12, 2021 02:22 PM (Zz0t1)

I also offer that.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 12, 2021 02:23 PM (ifmtJ)

137 Imma starting to think Dems don't want a recovery.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 12, 2021 02:24 PM (/MaDp)

138 Grampa, what's a fluffer service?

Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at May 12, 2021 02:24 PM (TKmok)

139 We are getting to the part of the movie where the villains obviously display their villainy. Hopefully the audience is getting it.

Posted by: azjaeger at May 12, 2021 02:24 PM (3/XaG)

140 137 then they'll go after the billionaires.

Posted by: CN at May 12, 2021 02:24 PM (ONvIw)

141 You could easily find it without really knowing exactly what you were searching for, too.

**

Addendum: Compare that to now when you KNOW what you're searching for (Texas doctor ivermectin prescription free or $90) and the links are purposely pushed down to page 25 of the results.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 12, 2021 02:24 PM (XTk1T)

142
The internet has made all dreams and nightmares come true.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 12, 2021 02:23 PM (ifmtJ)

Along with the mobile phone, it's on my list of one of the greatest worst inventions of all time.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 12, 2021 02:24 PM (Zz0t1)

143 Retired generals and admirals: America is "in deep peril," "in a fight for our survival... like no other time since our founding" due to Marxism

-
Well, geez, tell me something I don't know.

The letter:

https://bit.ly/3w0MgbB

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 12, 2021 02:24 PM (VVEnO)

144 I ordered a turkey sandwich with nothing on it but butter and pepper and the Biden Administration intervened and insisted that I also put mayonnaise on the bread. My objections were disregarded but the Biden Administration threatened me with future daily complications if I did not comply. These people are savages and animals. Mangy pack dogs looking for prey.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 12, 2021 02:24 PM (2goRJ)

145 Jeff Bezos sold over 7 billion worth Amazon Stock from May 3rd - May 10th. That should indicate what is coming. I'm sure he is still selling right now.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 12, 2021 02:25 PM (6F7iz)

146 I would lust after Gal Gadot, but she is a wife and mama.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 12, 2021 02:25 PM (o2MD2)

147 I NEVER said I'd boycott Waffle House!

Posted by: Stacy "Tank" Abrams at May 12, 2021 02:25 PM (N1wCb)

148 What I find most amazing is that Stacy Abrams could do anything stealthily. I'm pretty sure even Helen Keller would not have been able miss anything Tank does, no matter how stealthy she tried to be.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at May 12, 2021 02:25 PM (/1v1C)

149 then they'll go after the billionaires.
Posted by: CN at May 12, 2021 02:24 PM (ONvIw)

Come at me, bro.....

Posted by: Elon Musk at May 12, 2021 02:25 PM (Zz0t1)

150 With gas prices already going up and shortages being reported, what is the Biden administration doing to ensure the free flow of oil at fair market prices in the event of a wider military situation in the formerly peaceful M.E.?

Posted by: JoeF. at May 12, 2021 02:25 PM (HrMC1)

151 143 too late to do the right thing, boys.

Posted by: CN at May 12, 2021 02:25 PM (ONvIw)

152
Imma starting to think Dems don't want a recovery.

Posted by: Puddin Head

Hmmmm, fight a well fed or starving populace?

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at May 12, 2021 02:25 PM (r1z5A)

153 OT:

Psycho Goreman became available through Hoopla. It was alright. The outrageous humor worked most of the time, but the movie exists somewhere between homage and parody and never really figures out where it needs to be. The final half hour also entirely takes place in a small warehouse set and feels really small when it should have gotten bigger.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 12, 2021 02:26 PM (LvTSG)

154 Imma starting to think Dems don't want a recovery.
===
they don't "want" anything, except to please their masters.

they do what they are told.

Posted by: its a trick at May 12, 2021 02:26 PM (kiSA5)

155 Gal Gadot: Genocidal War Criminal

https://bit.ly/3fepEh9

Well, you know that she's evil. Her first name is cis normative.

I really "enjoyed" the paleosimian bitch saying Israel was a made up country. No self awareness whatsoever.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at May 12, 2021 02:26 PM (SchxB)

156 Holy crap, it took the troll this long to figure out the long-held "nobody reads the content" truth that ace himself jokes about.

S-M-R-T smart!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 12, 2021 02:26 PM (XTk1T)

157 With gas prices already going up and shortages being reported, what is the Biden administration doing to ensure the free flow of oil at fair market prices in the event of a wider military situation in the formerly peaceful M.E.?
Posted by: JoeF. at May 12, 2021 02:25 PM (HrMC1)
-----------------

Oh, I know, pick me!

Shutting down local oil exploration and exploitation?

What do I win?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 12, 2021 02:26 PM (2SdPm)

158 The media is simply a very expensive communications shop for the Democrat Party.

Nah. It's theater.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 12, 2021 02:27 PM (YqDXo)

159 151 With gas prices already going up and shortages being reported, what is the Biden administration doing to ensure the free flow of oil at fair market prices in the event of a wider military situation in the formerly peaceful M.E.?
-------------
He gave the Persians $200M large to be friends. I don't think its working though.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 12, 2021 02:27 PM (/MaDp)

160 I think the peace people loving people of Gaza should thank the IDF for the current urban renewal project.

I wish no Republicans would show up for the bogus meeting with Biden this week.

Biden fiddles while Rome (Middle East) burns......

Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at May 12, 2021 02:27 PM (rWWna)

161 S-M-R-T smart!
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 12, 2021 02:26 PM (XTk1T)

M-O-O-N spells smart!!

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 12, 2021 02:27 PM (jvt6t)

162 With gas prices already going up and shortages being reported, what is the Biden administration doing to ensure the free flow of oil at fair market prices

"are you kidding? We want gas prices to go up!"
--Mean Girls Brigade actually running the white house

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2021 02:28 PM (KZzsI)

163 I wish no Republicans would show up for the bogus meeting with Biden this week.

**

It will be just like President Biden's public appearances across the nation.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 12, 2021 02:28 PM (XTk1T)

164 eff Bezos sold over 7 billion worth Amazon Stock from May 3rd - May 10th. That should indicate what is coming. I'm sure he is still selling right now.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe
==
WTF DUDE! I staged a divorce to cover those sales!! Are you reading my emails!

Posted by: Bezos at May 12, 2021 02:28 PM (kiSA5)

165
One thing about the digital age is that so little is printed. They no longer have to go through that clumsy stuff like when the Great Soviet Encyclopedia mails you an entry on the Bering Strait with instructions to cut it out and paste it over the one for Lavrenti Beria. Everything is much cleaner this way.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 12, 2021 02:28 PM (Uh2oA)

166 142
The internet has made all dreams and nightmares come true.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 12, 2021 02:23 PM (ifmtJ)

Super Genius Bill Gates downplayed and did not even see the internet playing a large role in everything. Must be nice to be a tech Overlord and have DARPA fund all of your tech while creating it and international finance bail you out and give you free money.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 12, 2021 02:28 PM (6F7iz)

167 Odds on a 700 Down DOW today?

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 12, 2021 02:28 PM (/MaDp)

168 Is Don Lemon a poof-editor??

Posted by: andycanuck at May 12, 2021 02:29 PM (UHVv4)

169 How long before Iran closes the Straits of Hormuz ???

It's party time for the looming recession !!!!!

Posted by: James at May 12, 2021 02:29 PM (rWWna)

170 I NEVER said I'd boycott Waffle House!
Posted by: Stacy "Tank" Abrams at May 12, 2021 02:25 PM

Hell, if you went to Hogwarts, the Sorting Hat would put you in Waffle House.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 12, 2021 02:29 PM (m+jkK)

171 He gave the Persians $200M large to be friends. I don't think its working though.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 12, 2021 02:27 PM (/MaDp)

if they were smart, they would demand gold or forever stamps.

Posted by: Quint at May 12, 2021 02:29 PM (x/IHv)

172 167 Super Genius Bill Gates downplayed and did not even see the internet playing a large role in everything. Must be nice to be a tech Overlord and have DARPA fund all of your tech while creating it and international finance bail you out and give you free money.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 12, 2021 02:28 PM (6F7iz)

==========

Is this dialogue from the next Metal Gear Solid game?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 12, 2021 02:29 PM (LvTSG)

173 Never understood what the left saw in Abrams - sure she's a lefty, but she is dumb as a stump, a failed politician, steps on their message constantly with flubs and incomprehensible statements - I mean at what stage do they pull over, open the car door and just leave her on the roadside?

There's got to be lot's of better, tougher, smarter lefties out there than Abrams, right?...that she's out in front gives me hope that these human sand bags they use all they've got...

Posted by: Boswell at May 12, 2021 02:29 PM (w2LAm)

174 S-M-R-T smart!

Shh. Xe's rolling.

Posted by: @SOEarpiece at May 12, 2021 02:30 PM (yQpMk)

175 Is Don Lemon a poof-editor??
Posted by: andycanuck at May 12, 2021 02:29 PM (UHVv4)

Peter puffer.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 12, 2021 02:30 PM (Zz0t1)

176 Odds on a 700 Down DOW today?

**

What did Trump do now?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 12, 2021 02:30 PM (XTk1T)

177 First, they came for Gina Carano, and I said nothing because I'm not much into 'roid chicks.
Then they came for Rose McGowan, and I said nothing, cuz let's be honest, that chick is crazy.
Then they came for Gal Gadot, and now I'm telling you, I'm ready to go to war on this one.

Posted by: Wally at May 12, 2021 02:30 PM (N1wCb)

178 Shutting down local oil exploration and exploitation?

What do I win?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing

Sorry, we were also looking for "shut down pipelines". But please enjoy these fabulous parting gifts.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at May 12, 2021 02:30 PM (r1z5A)

179 175 she is no more in control of anything than the Bidens a big fat sock

Posted by: CN at May 12, 2021 02:31 PM (ONvIw)

180 I get addresses set to where I go ( if new place) by text message, looking it up on Google maps only have to put in house ( or business) number and without street, town or never been there before and it will come up.
All within 1 minute.

Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2021 02:31 PM (Cxk7w)

181 Stacey Abrams is still a thing?

Posted by: wth at May 12, 2021 02:31 PM (v0R5T)

182 We're lucky to have a President with so much business experience.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 12, 2021 02:31 PM (/MaDp)

183
There's got to be lot's of better, tougher, smarter lefties out there than Abrams, right?...that she's out in front gives me hope that these human sand bags they use all they've got...
Posted by: Boswell at May 12, 2021 02:29 PM (w2LAm)

Reminder: Joe Biden is acting President.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 12, 2021 02:31 PM (Zz0t1)

184 175 Never understood what the left saw in Abrams - sure she's a lefty, but she is dumb as a stump, a failed politician, steps on their message constantly with flubs and incomprehensible statements - I mean at what stage do they pull over, open the car door and just leave her on the roadside?

Ha Ha! Have you seen who is President?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 12, 2021 02:31 PM (o2MD2)

185 There's got to be lot's of better, tougher, smarter lefties out there than Abrams, right?

I actually don't think there is. This is the best they have to offer: Biden and Abrams, AOC, etc. This is their top tier.

But when you control the media and culture, I guess you don't need the best of the best.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2021 02:31 PM (KZzsI)

186 I know Twitter is a dumpster fire but there is one account worth following:

@IDF

They are updating frequently with news from Biden War #1.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 12, 2021 02:31 PM (+8A99)

187 *Rewinds to 1979

"Independence Day, 1979: Lines at gas pumps stretch for blocks, and ~~President Jimmy Carter~~ Joe Bidet is scheduled to address the nation. But when he cancels last minute and disappears from the public eye, rumors spread of a health problem or, even worse, that he's left the country. After 10 days, he reemerges with a speech- to address the energy crisis, unemployment, inflation and something else a bit more nebulous: [crisis of confidence]"

Posted by: runner at May 12, 2021 02:31 PM (V13WU)

188 It can be complicated and vary a lot depending on the situation, but having a story subject able to comment on, edit, or object to content before publication is not that unusual.

I did it extensively in one particular situation, but in that case it was literally security in the most serious sense that was the point. Physical security of actual people, right then/there. So, pretty concrete and narrow.

None of this changes the fact that: 1) there is really no "press" any more, the devolution into cartoonish propaganda is nearly complete 2) the "press" was generally very happy to act as dim PR agents for Bambi, and for the idiot children now wreaking havoc on the country and its interests.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 12, 2021 02:31 PM (OTzUX)

189
There's got to be lot's of better, tougher,
smarter lefties out there than Abrams, right?...that she's out in front
gives me hope that these human sand bags they use all they've got...

Posted by: Boswell

Follows orders.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at May 12, 2021 02:32 PM (r1z5A)

190 164 they'll be there with bells on.

Posted by: CN at May 12, 2021 02:32 PM (ONvIw)

191 I never occurred to me that the articles would just poof be edited. This is because I am dumb.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at May 12, 2021 02:21 PM (GbPPJ)

Do not disabuse me of the notion that you are infallible, Imperial One.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 12, 2021 02:32 PM (2JVJo)

192 Stacey Abrams is still a thing?
=====

Will we ever wake from this nightmare???

Posted by: Golden Corrals Everywhere at May 12, 2021 02:32 PM (IytoW)

193 Stolen stuff: Inflation accelerated at its fastest pace in more than 12 years for
April as the U.S. economic recovery kicked into gear and energy prices
jumped higher, the Labor Department reported Wednesday. The Consumer
Price Index, which measures a basket of goods as well as energy and
housing costs, rose 4.2% from a year ago
Thanks, Biden.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 12, 2021 02:32 PM (r+sAi)

194 Then they came for Gal Gadot, and now I'm telling you, I'm ready to go to war on this one.

Posted by: Wally at May 12, 2021 02:30 PM (N1wCb)

IMAGINE that

Posted by: Doof at May 12, 2021 02:32 PM (mZUr4)

195 hey
i just got an email from mikie pence!
he is begging for $$$!!!

i thought he got paid off just like Berny

hmmm
no coins in pocket.... what could i send him?

Posted by: larro at May 12, 2021 02:33 PM (+ITg4)

196 Jeff Bezos sold over 7 billion worth Amazon Stock from May 3rd - May 10th. That should indicate what is coming. I'm sure he is still selling right now.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 12, 2021 02:25 PM (6F7iz)

Thanks, I couldn't remember when he did that and was just going to go look it up.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2021 02:33 PM (Ez6QX)

197 Tank want to become President, and Leftists would send her straight there if they can.

Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2021 02:33 PM (Cxk7w)

198 Never understood what the left saw in Abrams - sure she's a lefty, but she is dumb as a stump, a failed politician, steps on their message constantly with flubs and incomprehensible statements - I mean at what stage do they pull over, open the car door and just leave her on the roadside?

There's got to be lot's of better, tougher, smarter lefties out there than Abrams, right?...that she's out in front gives me hope that these human sand bags they use all they've got...
Posted by: Boswell at May 12, 2021 02:29 PM (w2LAm)

Abrams is the classic example of the left having no use for any history or facts but what suits them for right now. They started championing Abrams when she was claiming she had an election stolen from her. Now, they completely ignore that they ever said anything like that, because elections can't be stolen, stupid. And she's stunning and brave! But Caitlyn Jenner isn't, and we never said she was, no matter how much you prove we did say that.

Posted by: Wally at May 12, 2021 02:33 PM (N1wCb)

199
hmmm
no coins in pocket.... what could i send him?
Posted by: larro at May 12, 2021 02:33 PM (+ITg4)

Frumunda cheese.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 12, 2021 02:33 PM (Zz0t1)

200 Never understood what the left saw in Abrams - sure she's a lefty, but she is dumb as a stump, a failed politician, steps on their message constantly with flubs and incomprehensible statements - I mean at what stage do they pull over, open the car door and just leave her on the roadside?

**

The part that amazes me is she is literally every bad stereotype that anyone who has ever held any job anywhere is very familiar with.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 12, 2021 02:34 PM (dGQu9)

201 195 Stolen stuff: Inflation accelerated at its fastest pace in more than 12 years for
April as the U.S. economic recovery kicked into gear and energy prices
jumped higher, the Labor Department reported Wednesday. The Consumer
Price Index, which measures a basket of goods as well as energy and
housing costs, rose 4.2% from a year ago
Thanks, Biden.
--------------------
Shrewd move stopping all oil exploration and pipelines. Maybe we can get the illegals to carry cans full of gas to our cities?

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 12, 2021 02:34 PM (/MaDp)

202 Never understood what the left saw in Abrams - sure she's a lefty, but she is dumb as a stump, a failed politician, steps on their message constantly with flubs and incomprehensible statements - I mean at what stage do they pull over, open the car door and just leave her on the roadside?...
Posted by: Boswell at May 12, 2021 02:29 PM (w2LAm)
++++
Never. She's a lot like Obama, and she's thus perfect for their purposes. She's a woman and she's an ethnic minority. She has no past and no positions. She's an empty shell that they fill with whatever they want.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2021 02:34 PM (Jsjd7)

203 Ha Ha! Have you seen who is President?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 12, 2021 02:31 PM (o2MD2)

No. No one has. The meat puppet is just that.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 12, 2021 02:34 PM (ifmtJ)

204 as the U.S. economic recovery kicked into gear

Mein Fuhrer ... das economy ..

Posted by: The Unemployment Rate at May 12, 2021 02:34 PM (yQpMk)

205 hmmm
no coins in pocket.... what could i send him?
Posted by: larro at

A bag of ducks?

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 12, 2021 02:34 PM (W2Pud)

206 Some Grade A Politburo stuff going on here... lemmee see... is it too soon for the renaming... Pavda, Tass, Izvestia??? Or maybe wait for that until after the Midterms...

Posted by: kraken at May 12, 2021 02:34 PM (0KKyI)

207 OT-My son just went for an interview with Lowe's. He sat there for thirty minutes waiting for the guy who never showed up and never sent a message as to why he was late.
Then the guy told him, "Come back tomorrow."

I think we'll cross that off the list.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 12, 2021 02:34 PM (k39e/)

208 Oh, the media didn't extend the same service to Trump?

You'd be wrong on this. I was frequently offered the opportunity to edit Trump's quotes, and took advantage of it too.

Posted by: Alexander Vindman, Media Man and Doughnut Enthusiast at May 12, 2021 02:34 PM (dDc9Z)

209 Ducking autocucumber

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 12, 2021 02:34 PM (W2Pud)

210 Pravda, not Pavda... apologies.

Posted by: kraken at May 12, 2021 02:34 PM (0KKyI)

211 "Don't even ask me how many shots it took to make Obama seem athletic in any endeavor. Or why all the photography of him allegedly golfing never showed up, only a stock photo of him with Biden."
--White House Photographer
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2021 02:12 PM (KZzsI)

There was no way Gaylord was any good at basketball. On one of the only clips that was released from a shootaround he clanged one after another from point blank range. Ordinarily I'd cut him slack for being in street clothes except when he finally made one he acted like it was a big deal instead of embarrassing.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 12, 2021 02:19 PM (y7DUB)

Obama was hopelessly unathletic. There's no two ways about it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 12, 2021 02:35 PM (YqDXo)

212 I'm done. Just killmenow

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 12, 2021 02:35 PM (W2Pud)

213 182 My phone and tablet are not connected

Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2021 02:35 PM (Cxk7w)

214 Its not so much that the internet is a horror show, its that culture has become one, and the internet just reflects culture.

The ability to control information and edit it to reflect a chosen narrative is only evil if the people in charge are without virtue and are in fact evil themselves.

In a virtuous culture these powers would be used virtuously.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2021 02:35 PM (KZzsI)

215 Sharkman there are all kinds of corners of the twatters that are excellent sources of info and analysis, but for those who think that "journalists" or "pundits" (incl. most "conservative" ones) are worth reading, of course they'll mostly find a dumpster fire.

Favorite one, now shut down, was a Turkish/English thread posted by a Turkish spec ops guy/"contractor" working with Turkish-allied elements in northern Syria. Dude posted excellent maps and tidbits.

But shhhhhh. Twatters is just airhead entertainers and vapid Beltway pundits, It is Known.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 12, 2021 02:35 PM (OTzUX)

216 I saw Bag of Ducks open for Box of Frogs at Trees in '92.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 12, 2021 02:35 PM (Zz0t1)

217 The visible donks run nothing, except maybe Pelosi and Schumer. Biden, Jarrett. Rice. Sunstein, and Kerry are in charge. Gates and Soros and Zuck are paying for it until they take their money away. And that will come.

Posted by: CN at May 12, 2021 02:35 PM (ONvIw)

218 no coins in pocket.... what could i send him?
Posted by: larro at May 12, 2021 02:33 PM (+ITg4)
++++
Don't shower for two days and wear your oldest, flimsiest undershirt. On the third day, go do lawn work at the peak of the heat of the day. Then go back inside and cool down and dry out. Once that's all done, fish out your belly button lint and stuff it into the envelope and send it out.

Then shower, pronto.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2021 02:35 PM (Jsjd7)

219 which measures a basket of goods as well as energy and
housing costs, rose 4.2% from a year ago

Thanks, Biden.

***

For the record, that's a 4.2% tax increase. At a minimum.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 12, 2021 02:35 PM (dGQu9)

220 We knew what you meant, nurse ratched!

Posted by: Doof at May 12, 2021 02:35 PM (mZUr4)

221 I'm investing in cardigan futures.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 12, 2021 02:36 PM (UHVv4)

222 Ha Ha! Have you seen who is President?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 12, 2021 02:31 PM (o2MD2)

Biden is currently controllable - he's got nurses. Abrams seems to me to be out there with no reins at all. And lefties are message control freaks.

At some point, Biden will get his chance to be the captain of the dementia day room at Happy Acres...but Abrams isn't going out that quiet.

At some point, she'll get the Cuomo treatment, I think....

Posted by: Boswell at May 12, 2021 02:36 PM (w2LAm)

223 Super Genius Bill Gates downplayed and did not even see the internet playing a large role in everything. Must be nice to be a tech Overlord and have DARPA fund all of your tech while creating it and international finance bail you out and give you free money.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 12, 2021 02:28 PM (6F7iz)

Despite/because of working for Bill Gates on several occasions, I hate him. But he did come up with the idea of selling software. Before him and Allen, software came free with the hardware.

But yeah, he was pretty stupid about the internet.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 12, 2021 02:36 PM (ifmtJ)

224 Clown world all the way down.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 12, 2021 02:36 PM (NYVCa)

225 209 OT-My son just went for an interview with Lowe's. He sat there for thirty minutes waiting for the guy who never showed up and never sent a message as to why he was late.
Then the guy told him, "Come back tomorrow."

I think we'll cross that off the list.
--------------
That would be the smart move.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 12, 2021 02:36 PM (/MaDp)

226 Obama was hopelessly unathletic. There's no two ways about it.

Which is fine, but he pretended to be and worse, the bigots in the media who equate black with athletic insisted he was, against all evidence and reason.

Its okay to be Urkel and be terrible at sports and dancing. Its stupid to pretend otherwise when you are obviously not.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2021 02:36 PM (KZzsI)

227 Obama was hopelessly unathletic. There's no two ways about it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 12, 2021 02:35 PM (YqDXo)

He rode the basketball pine in a high school of Asians.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 12, 2021 02:36 PM (yQpMk)

228 Obama was hopelessly unathletic. There's no two ways about it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 12, 2021 02:35 PM (YqDXo)

The guy needed an assistant to open an umbrella.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 12, 2021 02:37 PM (o2MD2)

229 We always check GOP quotes and we always let Democrats check their own quotes. Is that wrong? Should I do something different? It's always been done that way at every newspaper I've ever worked for.

Posted by: Politifunfact at May 12, 2021 02:37 PM (dDc9Z)

230 The DemMedia complex will invent a total lie about the hacked pipeline and gas prices by saying something like. "Trump closed an Obama-era office that dealt with preventing Ransomwear from attacking our pipelines because the GOP refused to fund it."

Total lie and it need only be mentioned ONCE

It will then be a talking point all over social media and millions will believe it.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 12, 2021 02:37 PM (HrMC1)

231 hmmm
no coins in pocket.... what could i send him?
Posted by: larro at May 12, 2021 02:33 PM

A bag of dicks seems the ideal thing.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 12, 2021 02:37 PM (m+jkK)

232 OT-My son just went for an interview with Lowe's. He sat there for thirty minutes waiting for the guy who never showed up and never sent a message as to why he was late.
Then the guy told him, "Come back tomorrow."

I think we'll cross that off the list.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 12, 2021 02:34 PM (k39e/)

WTF? They are BEGGING people to show up for interviews here.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2021 02:37 PM (Ez6QX)

233 I asked for it.......

https://youtu.be/zywY7xXzenI

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 12, 2021 02:37 PM (Zz0t1)

234 Stacey Abrams checks off all the right boxes of wokeness... that is her appeal... as a bonus she is a whiny victimized bitch that won't shut up... oh wait, that is another box to check off..

Posted by: kraken at May 12, 2021 02:37 PM (0KKyI)

235 Nurse, nope. Your presence is required.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 12, 2021 02:37 PM (HK9Ew)

236 Government-controlled media. A nutritious part of this complete third-world shit-hole breakfast.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 12, 2021 02:37 PM (II3Gr)

237 Bag of Ducks? Nah.
Box of Frogs? Nope.
Jar of Flies? -- Hell yeah!

Posted by: Alice in Chains at May 12, 2021 02:37 PM (mZUr4)

238 199 Tank want to become President, and Leftists would send her straight there if they can.
Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2021 02:33 PM (Cxk7w)

And THAT is why I want to torpedo Newsom right now.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 12, 2021 02:37 PM (YqDXo)

239 OT-My son just went for an interview with Lowe's. He
sat there for thirty minutes waiting for the guy who never showed up
and never sent a message as to why he was late.

Then the guy told him, "Come back tomorrow."

I think we'll cross that off the list.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 12, 2021 02:34 PM

I refused to hire a contractor because of that. The guy showed up an hour late for an estimate with no calls or texts and wanted to give me an estimate. Told him to pound sand because of the no communication thing. The neighbor hired him and six months later he took off with her $$$ and wound up going to prison for fraud. Dodged a bullet on that one.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 12, 2021 02:37 PM (JUOKG)

240 there was no way Gaylord was any good at basketball.

***

That was so bizarre and so damning. The media and Democrats HAD to pretend and present him as good at basketball because he was black. There was no other reason.

Racism and bigotry, through and through.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 12, 2021 02:37 PM (dGQu9)

241 You gotta admit, though; Da Zero could rock a set of mom jeans and bike helmet.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 12, 2021 02:38 PM (o2MD2)

242 Rut roh, Dow down 684. We've been very naughty and deserve to be punished by our betters. Where's my rifle?

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 12, 2021 02:38 PM (/MaDp)

243 I'm also old enough to remember when being a leader required you to bring in jobs on the local and state level, and men did this out of a sense of duty.
Weird that this changed somehow to bringing in death and despair while being rewarded with money and power.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 12, 2021 02:38 PM (6F7iz)

244 Then PolitiFact rated claims that she promoted boycotts against her own state as "false" -- based entirely on the op-ed which she had edited to remove her prior statement of support for boycotts!

It's all PRAVDA, all the way down, in the post-Republic.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 12, 2021 02:38 PM (Bmy3R)

245 Posted by: Ben Had at May 12, 2021 02:37 PM (HK9Ew)

I'm an ignoramus.

You've got mail.....

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 12, 2021 02:39 PM (Zz0t1)

246 My son just went for an interview with Lowe's. He sat there for thirty minutes waiting for the guy who never showed up and never sent a message as to why he was late.
Then the guy told him, "Come back tomorrow."

I think we'll cross that off the list.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 12, 2021 02:34 PM (k39e/)
++++
Ugh. Talk about unprofessional. I once had an interview where the interviewer was late. At least he had the decency to send one of my future coworkers up at +10 minutes from the interview time to say, "Boss man is really sorry, but he got caught up on a call with a customer and he can't be on time. He thinks it will be another 15 or 20 minutes. if you can stay, great. If you can't, he'll reschedule. What do you want to do?"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2021 02:39 PM (Jsjd7)

247 Hiya, Ben Had!
Hopefully I won't have to be bailed out of jail before next week. I'm soooo close to manslaughter right now.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 12, 2021 02:39 PM (W2Pud)

248 Never. She's a lot like Obama, and she's thus perfect for their purposes. She's a woman and she's an ethnic minority. She has no past and no positions. She's an empty shell that they fill with whatever they want.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2021 02:34 PM (Jsjd7

Well it looks like they filled her with the entire contents of every Popeyes in Georgia.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 12, 2021 02:39 PM (HrMC1)

249 So, when does the left get Archive.org to stop archiving the internet through the Wayback Machine?

Keeping records is racist, you know.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 12, 2021 02:39 PM (LvTSG)

250 The media and Democrats HAD to pretend and present him as good at basketball because he was black.

Black...ish.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 12, 2021 02:39 PM (yQpMk)

251 I will believe that the Trump WH got to approve quotes sometime after they give concrete examples that Trump corroborates *and* hell freezes over.

Even IF the Trump WH had objected to a given quote (and the media therefore says see see) I'm certain the media would have ignored that objection.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 12, 2021 02:39 PM (yL25O)

252 245 Rut roh, Dow down 684. We've been very naughty and deserve to be punished by our betters. Where's my rifle?
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 12, 2021 02:38 PM (/MaDp)

Sadly, will not truly touch the Deep State Megacorps...

Posted by: kraken at May 12, 2021 02:39 PM (0KKyI)

253 I refused to hire a contractor because of that. The guy showed up an hour late for an estimate with no calls or texts and wanted to give me an estimate. Told him to pound sand because of the no communication thing. The neighbor hired him and six months later he took off with her $$$ and wound up going to prison for fraud. Dodged a bullet on that one.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 12, 2021 02:37 PM (JUOKG)
------------

I have overpaid on a contractor, because they showed up on time for an estimate.

I too, have told a contractor not to bother when they didn't show and then contacted me later with an "excuse."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 12, 2021 02:39 PM (2SdPm)

254 hey
i just got an email from mikie pence!
he is begging for $$$!!!

i thought he got paid off just like Berny

hmmm
no coins in pocket.... what could i send him?
Posted by: larro at May 12, 2021 02:33 PM (+ITg4)

A well-used jerk sock.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 12, 2021 02:39 PM (n+4am)

255 Hey, everyone, Chernobyl's on fire again!

https://tinyurl.com/s7b7jfbv

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at May 12, 2021 02:39 PM (GbPPJ)

256 OT-My son just went for an interview with Lowe's. He sat there for thirty minutes waiting for the guy who never showed up and never sent a message as to why he was late.
Then the guy told him, "Come back tomorrow."

I think we'll cross that off the list.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 12, 2021 02:34 PM (k39e/)

WTF? They are BEGGING people to show up for interviews here.
Posted by: Jordan61

They are begging EVERYWHERE.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 12, 2021 02:39 PM (OCTRt)

257 And yet, the quotes attributed to BiDen, STILL sound they were uttered by an imbecile.

Wow.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 12, 2021 02:40 PM (Rvt88)

258 I learned yesterday that the sternwheeler, which does tours up and down the Columbia, starts new hires at $17 an hour. And if they finish the season, they get a thousand dollar bonus. If I was younger and healthier, I'd quit this job.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 12, 2021 02:40 PM (5HBd1)

259 *Goes to the pond. Collects ducks in a bag*

Ok, now what?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 12, 2021 02:40 PM (kTF2Z)

260 I'm also old enough to remember

==

Ah, look at you, old, wise man speaketh

Posted by: runner at May 12, 2021 02:40 PM (V13WU)

261 Now Miss River traffic is halted because a bridge in Memphis cracked. Seems like someone really doesn't want fuels being transported in the US.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 12, 2021 02:40 PM (Y5qcH)

262 Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2021 02:37 PM (Ez6QX)

They have a "Now Hiring: sign out, but evidently the guy who was doing the interviewing is not on the ball-Son said he looked to be in his 20's. It's only the third interview my son has been on in the past couple of years. He spent a while bunch of time reading about the company and practicing interview questions, so he was disappointed.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 12, 2021 02:40 PM (k39e/)

263 That was so bizarre and so damning. The media and Democrats HAD to pretend and present him as good at basketball because he was black. There was no other reason.

Exactly. These idiots have one category for black men in their mind: great at sports and rhythm. There are no other categories. People like Louis Gottschalk the classical composer and Walter E Williams, academic, have zero room in their brains.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2021 02:40 PM (KZzsI)

264 >>>I actually don't think there is. This is the best they have to offer: Biden and Abrams, AOC, etc. This is their top tier.<<<
>You left out Bootyjuice, because he's the mayor with so much transportation experience he makes The Bandit look like Roscoe P Coltrane.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 12, 2021 02:40 PM (2goRJ)

265 Despite/because of working for Bill Gates on several
occasions, I hate him. But he did come up with the idea of selling
software. Before him and Allen, software came free with the hardware.

But yeah, he was pretty stupid about the internet.

Posted by: Mark.

Small point. The genius was NOT selling the software, but leasing it.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at May 12, 2021 02:40 PM (r1z5A)

266 Democracy Dies in Dezinformatsiya ...

Posted by: ShainS at May 12, 2021 02:40 PM (tsrYd)

267

#BidenGasLines

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 12, 2021 02:40 PM (sy5kK)

268 I don't know why the media goes through the process, just ask for a list of questions and answers to publish. On second thought, they probably do that.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 12, 2021 02:41 PM (r+sAi)

269 266-whole, not while.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 12, 2021 02:41 PM (k39e/)

270 They are begging EVERYWHERE.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 12, 2021 02:39 PM (OCTRt)
++++
"Labor shortage *and* high structural unemployment at the same time? UBI makes it possible!"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2021 02:41 PM (Jsjd7)

271 Hey, everyone, Chernobyl's on fire again!

https://tinyurl.com/s7b7jfbv
==
wormwood - never really went out, its covered so the water doesn't seep in, but that means there isn't water to slow down the neutrinos . . .

Posted by: 1/3 of the waters at May 12, 2021 02:41 PM (kiSA5)

272 I'm soooo close to manslaughter right now.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 12, 2021 02:39 PM (W2Pud)

Going to file that one under "things I never want to hear my nurse say"

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at May 12, 2021 02:41 PM (/1v1C)

273 And since I've had a chance to play with this:

https://freecampsites.net/

This is so cool. You can plot a trip and it will give you free (and some paid) places to camp along the route.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 12, 2021 02:41 PM (5HBd1)

274 258 Hey, everyone, Chernobyl's on fire again!

https://tinyurl.com/s7b7jfbv
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at May 12, 2021 02:39 PM (GbPPJ)

No worries. It's like the embers of a BBQ pit.......so they say.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 12, 2021 02:41 PM (jvt6t)

275 Duke,
You're cute when your teetering on the edge.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 12, 2021 02:41 PM (W2Pud)

276 Hey, everyone, Chernobyl's on fire again!

https://tinyurl.com/s7b7jfbv

==

We don't have time for this now. Haven't you heard, Michigan is about to go to war with Canada.

Posted by: runner at May 12, 2021 02:41 PM (V13WU)

277 The MFM still tries to pretend that Barry Soetoro was smart.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 12, 2021 02:41 PM (yQpMk)

278 233 hmmm
no coins in pocket.... what could i send him?
Posted by: larro at May 12, 2021 02:33 PM

A bag of dicks seems the ideal thing.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 12, 2021 02:37 PM (m+jkK)

Time to spin up production again.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 12, 2021 02:42 PM (II3Gr)

279 Only time in my entire life I broke the cardinal rule of being late for an interview: I had a good-paying temp gig at a Dunlop tire factory, driving a forklift 8 hours a day and picking up black tire dust all over my skin and clothes. I took the time to spiff up, clean up and dress up in a tie and all that, then got caught in a traffic jam on my way to the interview. Got there 10 minutes late and begging the interviewer to hear me out on why I ws late.

I really pushed the "I work temp jobs because I'd rather work than take unemployment."

She was charmed by my sincerity and my good reason for being late. 23 years later, I'm still here.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 12, 2021 02:42 PM (Bmy3R)

280 Obama was hopelessly unathletic. There's no two ways about it.

Lessee ...

... he threw up bricks on the basketball court.
... he throws like a girl.
... he swings a golf club like someone goosed him in mid-swing.

Apart from that, pretty athletic.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 12, 2021 02:42 PM (YqDXo)

281 Trickle down? Like when the govt takes everyone's money and then decides who gets some back?

Biggest trickle down scam in history is welfare.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 12, 2021 02:42 PM (Y5qcH)

282 251 Never. She's a lot like Obama, and she's thus perfect for their purposes. She's a woman and she's an ethnic minority. She has no past and no positions. She's an empty shell that they fill with whatever they want.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2021 02:34 PM (Jsjd7

Well it looks like they filled her with the entire contents of every Popeyes in Georgia.
Posted by: JoeF. at May 12, 2021 02:39 PM (HrMC1)

....

Stacey Abrams, human grease trap.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 12, 2021 02:42 PM (yL25O)

283 Seems Old Joe is for moving oil via Choo Choo Trains. I wonder why?

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 12, 2021 02:42 PM (/MaDp)

284 The Consumer
Price Index, which measures a basket of goods as well as energy and
housing costs, rose 4.2% from a year ago
Thanks, Biden.
--------------------
Shrewd move stopping all oil exploration and pipelines. Maybe we can get the illegals to carry cans full of gas to our cities?
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 12, 2021 02:34 PM (/MaDp)

Rule of thumb... you need to double the CPI to get an accurate number. Case in point? My home which has increased in 'value' over 12% in the last year. McDonalds burgers? yup, more than 10% more than last year.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 12, 2021 02:42 PM (oHd/0)

285 Obligatory repeat: what is the public reason for closing the pipeline in MI?

Posted by: rhomboid at May 12, 2021 02:42 PM (OTzUX)

286
They are begging EVERYWHERE.

Posted by: rickb223

Having spent yesterday shopping, I can confirm.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at May 12, 2021 02:42 PM (r1z5A)

287 I'm soooo close to manslaughter right now.

Remember, you can't spell manslaughter without man's laughter!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2021 02:42 PM (KZzsI)

288 281 Whitmer or Trudeau? Who cares

Posted by: CN at May 12, 2021 02:42 PM (ONvIw)

289 Lessee ...

... he threw up bricks on the basketball court.
... he throws like a girl.
... he swings a golf club like someone goosed him in mid-swing.

Apart from that, pretty athletic.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 12, 2021 02:42 PM (YqDXo)

...

Umbrella skillz.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 12, 2021 02:42 PM (yL25O)

290 >>> Politico noted that the Trump White House used the practice less frequently

Zero occurrences qualifies for less right?

Posted by: politico fact checkers at May 12, 2021 02:43 PM (Fq1gB)

291
Exactly. These idiots have one category for black men in their mind: great at sports and rhythm. There are no other categories. People like Louis Gottschalk the classical composer and Walter E Williams, academic, have zero room in their brains.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2021 02:40 PM (KZzsI)

We GOT this!

Posted by: ESPN Bracketology at May 12, 2021 02:43 PM (Zz0t1)

292 Posted by: Blink at May 12, 2021 02:41 PM
++++
Conextless assertions, here!
Get yer contextless assertions here!
Contextless assertions, all!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2021 02:43 PM (Jsjd7)

293 Never understood what the left saw in Abrams - sure she's a lefty, but she is dumb as a stump, a failed politician, steps on their message constantly with flubs and incomprehensible statements - I mean at what stage do they pull over, open the car door and just leave her on the roadside?...
Posted by: Boswell at May 12, 2021 02:29 PM (w2LAm)

Who you bees callin dum? I ain't be nuttin about dat.
I done did went to kollege and shit. You just be all jealous like cause you be wishin you was me but yous ain't.

Shout out to all dem out dere and deys momma and dem.

Posted by: Tank Abrams, Kollege edumucated Attorney at Law at May 12, 2021 02:43 PM (xW72t)

294 262 *Goes to the pond. Collects ducks in a bag*

Ok, now what?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 12, 2021 02:40 PM (kTF2Z)

Don't quack under the pressure.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 12, 2021 02:43 PM (II3Gr)

295 285 Obama was hopelessly unathletic. There's no two ways about it.

Lessee ...

... he threw up bricks on the basketball court.
... he throws like a girl.
... he swings a golf club like someone goosed him in mid-swing.

Apart from that, pretty athletic.
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I heard stories from Man's Country that he was very flexible.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 12, 2021 02:43 PM (/MaDp)

296 the internet brought us the oil pipeline shutdown. look, this is an argument that can not be won, particularly on the internet lol. But I can think of a cost for every gain, and it won't even be difficult. Also, the internet was not just one thing that happened over night. I recall the internet in the early 80s. Lots of military stuff, university stuff, research et al. That is a far cry from a world were some will go into actual delerium tremens if they misplace their smart phone.

Posted by: Quint at May 12, 2021 02:43 PM (x/IHv)

297 273 266-whole, not while.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 12, 2021 02:41 PM (k39e/)

Hi Fen... the other day I was talking about a book with you. It is " Little, Big" by John Crowley. People love or hate it, I love it. It is a story about a family covering a couple of generations that is fascinating... FWIW.

Posted by: kraken at May 12, 2021 02:43 PM (0KKyI)

298 Apart from that, pretty athletic.

Don't forget those huge barbells he was lifting with all the form of a 7 year old girl

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2021 02:43 PM (KZzsI)

299 Trump didn't have a plan to inspect bridges. Luckily Joe Biden was ready and found a bridge ready to collapse into the Mississippi river. A tragedy averted by not giving Trump a second term. Thank you Joe Biden! We need $10 trillion for infrastructure now more than ever!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy not a DHS informant at May 12, 2021 02:43 PM (t7N41)

300 Even IF the Trump WH had objected to a given quote (and the media therefore says see see) I'm certain the media would have ignored that objection.
Posted by: TexasDan at May 12, 2021 02:39 PM (yL25O)

And broadcast the fact tht Trump wanted them to change something in their report.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 12, 2021 02:44 PM (HrMC1)

301 I remember when drooling NRO lunatic Nicholas Frankovich instantly fell for media nonsense about the Covington High School kids.
What would have been wrong with holding fire for a day because the media is not trustworthy.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 12, 2021 02:44 PM (cSyAR)

302 276 I'm soooo close to manslaughter right now.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 12, 2021 02:39 PM (W2Pud)

Going to file that one under "things I never want to hear my nurse say"
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at May 12, 2021 02:41 PM (/1v1C)

Shoulda said, "Personslaughter?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 12, 2021 02:44 PM (YqDXo)

303 Remember, you can't spell manslaughter without man's laughter!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2021 02:42 PM (KZzsI)

Slaughter is the best medicine.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 12, 2021 02:44 PM (II3Gr)

304 #BidenGasLines

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 12, 2021 02:40 PM (sy5kK)

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"Beijing Biden inherited the gas lines from Trump, h8r!"

Posted by: ShainS at May 12, 2021 02:44 PM (tsrYd)

305 ...

Umbrella skillz.
Posted by: TexasDan at May 12, 2021 02:42 PM (yL25O)

The dude in mom jeans......

Posted by: Mirror Universe Neil Diamond at May 12, 2021 02:44 PM (Zz0t1)

306 "Labor shortage *and* high structural unemployment at the same time? UBI makes it possible!"
Posted by: Joe Mannix

I still don't understand how it's possible. Fraudulent UI claim. In the ensuing paperwork, I was supposedly eligible for only 13 weeks UI. I have been gainfully employed since I was 15.

How do people stay on UI for over a year?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 12, 2021 02:44 PM (OCTRt)

307 Biden gas lines, Biden food shortages, Biden Inflation, Biden concentration camps, is like living in North Korea.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 12, 2021 02:44 PM (r+sAi)

308 I was hired once simply because I was there 15 min before my scheduled appointment.

"I can teach you what you need to know. I can't teach you to be on time."

Posted by: Tonypete at May 12, 2021 02:44 PM (Rvt88)

309 hey
i just got an email from mikie pence!
he is begging for $$$!!!

i thought he got paid off just like Berny

hmmm
no coins in pocket.... what could i send him?
Posted by: larro at May 12, 2021 02:33 PM (+ITg4)

A copy of that pic of him high-fiving Nasty Pelousy. With the inscription "ask her for money, Judas."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 12, 2021 02:45 PM (2JVJo)

310
Slaughter is the best medicine.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 12, 2021 02:44 PM (II3Gr)

No prescription required!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 12, 2021 02:45 PM (Zz0t1)

311 Stacey Abrams is everywhere

Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 12, 2021 02:45 PM (iTXRQ)

312 Shoulda said, "Personslaughter?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 12, 2021 02:44 PM (YqDXo)
++++
Actually, no. For two reasons:
1) "Person" is still problematic because it has the word "son" in it.
2) Slaughtering men is okay. Slaughtering women should be get your tried at the Hague.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2021 02:45 PM (Jsjd7)

313 75 'Sup, y'all?
Posted by: Weasel at May 12, 2021 02:12 PM (MVjcR)
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Enjoyed your guest rant this am.

Good job!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 12, 2021 02:13 PM (2SdPm)

Agreed!

I made a late comment on your thread, Weasel, but not so late as to get banned. It's good to know the secret handshake around here.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 12, 2021 02:45 PM (sy5kK)

314 Proud Mary keep on boinin'
Proud Mary keep on toinin'
Rollin', rollin', rollin' on da rivah

Posted by: andycanuck at May 12, 2021 02:45 PM (UHVv4)

315 Mom jeans and a helmet while riding a bicycle. DogEater exuded fag.

Posted by: Fool Otto at May 12, 2021 02:45 PM (DB16e)

316 314 perfect. You don't have to waste time cutting out paper dicks for a bag.

Posted by: CN at May 12, 2021 02:45 PM (ONvIw)

317 Obama was hopelessly unathletic. There's no two ways about it.
Lessee ...
... he threw up bricks on the basketball court.
... he throws like a girl.
... he swings a golf club like someone goosed him in mid-swing.

Apart from that, pretty athletic.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 12, 2021 02:42 PM (YqDXo)

So soon forgotten.

*weeps softly*

Posted by: The Gutterballs and the 5lb Curls at May 12, 2021 02:45 PM (yQpMk)

318 Don't forget those huge barbells he was lifting with all the form of a 7 year old girl
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2021 02:43 PM (KZzsI)

Yeah, good point. I'd forgotten that. He was doing the "paperweight workout." Tough. Very tough.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 12, 2021 02:45 PM (YqDXo)

319 there was no way Gaylord was any good at basketball.

I remember him trying to show off for the kids and clanging like 25 straight free throws. He got a big hand when he finally hit one, like those retarded kids that the varsity lets hit a layup.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at May 12, 2021 02:45 PM (bjJJU)

320 How do people stay on UI for over a year?
Posted by: rickb223 at May 12, 2021 02:44 PM (OCTRt)

IUD?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 12, 2021 02:46 PM (Zz0t1)

321 Mike Pence is dead to me... " By their fruits you shall know them".

Posted by: kraken at May 12, 2021 02:46 PM (0KKyI)

322 How do people stay on UI for over a year?
Posted by: rickb223 at May 12, 2021 02:44 PM (OCTRt)
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I don't entirely know how extended unemployment works. I know there are tons of people who get 52 weeks of UI, but I don't know how that happens.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2021 02:46 PM (Jsjd7)

323 Stacey Abrams checks off all the right boxes of wokeness... that is her appeal... as a bonus she is a whiny victimized bitch that won't shut up... oh wait, that is another box to check off..
Posted by: kraken at May 12, 2021 02:37 PM (0KKyI)

Being out front in any lefty movement has the life expectancy of a May fly, unless you're in the inner circle calling the shots, that is. And Abrams doesn't have that kind of smarts or savvy. The Soviets top dogs killed off underlings and wanna be spokesmen like the Eskimos club baby seals - with a purpose.

Posted by: Boswell at May 12, 2021 02:46 PM (w2LAm)

324 Slaughter is the best medicine.

Posted by: Insomniac

Perfect

Posted by: Sharkman at May 12, 2021 02:46 PM (+8A99)

325 We go from Energy Independence for the 1st time in 50 years to gas lines in 70 days!

Thanks ~~Jimmy Carter~~ Joe Biden!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 12, 2021 02:46 PM (OCTRt)

326 >>> They are begging EVERYWHERE.

Posted by: rickb223

Having spent yesterday shopping, I can confirm.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at May 12, 2021 02:42 PM (r1z5A)

True. Especially in the southeast where it's warmer for most of the year. The guys look youngish, fit, and healthier than me. The women look rail-thin, feather light, and a few weeks from death.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 12, 2021 02:46 PM (Fq1gB)

327 There's zero question we need spending on infrastructure which congress has put off forever. Nobody gets reelected for fixing a bridge, only for building a new one. You don't get your name put on a repaired harbor, only a new one. Congress has zero interest in this stuff unless they can lard it up with stuff that DOES get them donations and votes.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2021 02:46 PM (KZzsI)

328 Don't forget those huge barbells he was lifting with all the form of a 7 year old girl
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2021 02:43 PM (KZzsI)

Yeah, good point. I'd forgotten that. He was doing the "paperweight workout." Tough. Very tough.
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And his skeet shooting talent.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 12, 2021 02:46 PM (IytoW)

329 I know there are tons of people who get 52 weeks of UI, but I don't know how that happens.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2021 02:46 PM (Jsjd7)

Vote democrat and you'll find out.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 12, 2021 02:46 PM (Y5qcH)

330 Stacey Abrams is everywhere
Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 12, 2021 02:45 PM (iTXRQ)

When she sits around the house, she REALLY sits AROUND the HOUSE!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 12, 2021 02:46 PM (Zz0t1)

331 306 I remember when drooling NRO lunatic Nicholas Frankovich instantly fell for media nonsense about the Covington High School kids.
What would have been wrong with holding fire for a day because the media is not trustworthy.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 12, 2021 02:44 PM (cSyAR)

============

He would have gotten 50% fewer likes on Twitter.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 12, 2021 02:47 PM (LvTSG)

332 Wages would be increasing sharply if there was a labor shortage. There is not. People want to work. It's a PsyOp. They have been pulling this shit over and over again since the tech bubble burst.

Both the Yale study and the FED's own study concluded separately that higher unemployment benefits are linked to people going back to work faster while lower are linked to prolonged joblessness.

You all are being lied to again by ConInc and others, who want you dead and replaced.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 12, 2021 02:47 PM (6F7iz)

333 I told you how. If there are times of high unemployment, you can get both federal and state unemployment. During the crash in 2008, I spent time getting the Federal unemployment benefits, then it dropped down to just state. I was on it for a little over a year. They are giving extended benefits due to Wuflu. You are just seeing what the state benefits are.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 12, 2021 02:47 PM (5HBd1)

334 Malaise

Posted by: runner at May 12, 2021 02:47 PM (V13WU)

335 I agree with Jesse Kelly's take - it's a fool's errand to distinguish between the media and the Democrats. They are just different wings of the same organization.

Posted by: Mr. Smartass at May 12, 2021 02:47 PM (AbmsP)

336 332 >>> They are begging EVERYWHERE.

Posted by: rickb223

Having spent yesterday shopping, I can confirm.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at May 12, 2021 02:42 PM (r1z5A)

True. Especially in the southeast where it's warmer for most of the year. The guys look youngish, fit, and healthier than me. The women look rail-thin, feather light, and a few weeks from death.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 12, 2021 02:46 PM (Fq1gB)

Check their teeth, like a horse, for Meth...

Posted by: kraken at May 12, 2021 02:47 PM (0KKyI)

337 Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 12, 2021 02:45 PM (sy5kK)
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Thanks!

Posted by: Weasel at May 12, 2021 02:47 PM (MVjcR)

338 Slaughter is the best medicine.

Posted by: Insomniac

You asked for it.......

https://youtu.be/ukmobha2krY

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 12, 2021 02:48 PM (Zz0t1)

339 Hopefully I won't have to be bailed out of jail before next week. I'm soooo close to manslaughter right now.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 12, 2021 02:39 PM (W2Pud)

**hugs**

I'm so sorry.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 12, 2021 02:48 PM (2JVJo)

340 Are the beggars just Antifa and BLM, in the off-season?

Posted by: kraken at May 12, 2021 02:48 PM (0KKyI)

341 panic in the streets!

Chick-fil-A sets sauce limit as industry-wide shortage hits chain.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 12, 2021 02:49 PM (yrol0)

342 Check their teeth, like a horse, for Meth...

If she weighs 89 pounds, scratches open a bleeding scab, and has teeth like yellow chicklets, its meth

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2021 02:49 PM (KZzsI)

343 rhomboid, the problem with twitterati (and any other alternative source), is that you have to have a substantial amount of knowledge to evaluate the information in the first place. Anonymous sources make it worse and most people find it onerous to do probabilistic searches to determine whether the claims stated are true or not.
So, for the casual observer, a simple decision rule of twatter is a bad information source or twatter is wonderful (leftists mostly) makes sense. At one time I read a lot about information theory before the field became corrupted for a project or two dealing with how campaigns processed information. Given my previous go around with comp sci and computer databases, it meshed nicely with information theory at the time.
Probabilistic models of truthy ness can be constructed using Bayesian models but it still requires some baseline information so that the needed Bayesian prior can be established for a model. Ultimately, an informed guess by a competent insider in a field using qualitative data was about as correct as the formal bayesian models.

Posted by: whig at May 12, 2021 02:49 PM (pO7gM)

344 Slaughter is the best medicine.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 12, 2021 02:44 PM (II3Gr)

It keeps you up all night and makes you sleep all day.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 12, 2021 02:49 PM (h4ruy)

345 Bring your daughter

https://youtu.be/m0J7XnbUN5o

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2021 02:49 PM (KZzsI)

346 Don't forget those huge barbells he was lifting with all the form of a 7 year old girl
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2021 02:43 PM (KZzsI)

I remember some school girl article about glistening pecs. I also remember 2 1/2 pound dumbell curls.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 12, 2021 02:49 PM (cSyAR)

347 Obama was Urkel and it was he who made himself out to be some great athlete and sports expert. The media pushed it because he was their Messiah. I personally don't think it was because he was black. I recall when they called Clinton, the coolest, hippest, Jazz player around.

People perceive what they want to perceive. I know Obama is one of the worst presidential golfer's in decades, though he played all the time. My guess is W could D him up in hoops and for sure Ford would have crushed him in any sporting activity. Not that it matters. But I recall when ESPN spent an hour or so on Obama's March Madness picks on year. That was pretty weird.

Posted by: Quint at May 12, 2021 02:49 PM (x/IHv)

348 That was so bizarre and so damning. The media and Democrats HAD to pretend and present him as good at basketball because he was black. There was no other reason.

Racism and bigotry, through and through.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 12, 2021 02:37 PM (dGQu9)

I run hot and cold on Charles Barkley but once he absolutely scorched Clark Kellogg for losing a game of horse to Gaylord, stating that as a former professional he disrespected every pro for doing that. It was magnificent as the CBS execs were shitting their pants.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 12, 2021 02:50 PM (y7DUB)

349 There would be no need for legislation, no neet to agitate for "$15 an hour minimum wage" if there weren't tens of millions and millions illegal aliens and foreign nationals stealing our jobs, careers, driving down wages. Welfare, and "open borders" is pure poison, and was designed that way to be.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 12, 2021 02:50 PM (7TeYi)

350 Hey, everyone, Chernobyl's on fire again!

https://tinyurl.com/s7b7jfbv
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at May 12, 2021 02:39 PM (GbPPJ)
........

The Russians hacked themselves!

Posted by: wth at May 12, 2021 02:50 PM (v0R5T)

351 Stacey's Ass weighs more than my entire body..........

What a great time to be CENTCOM Commander .......

Posted by: James at May 12, 2021 02:50 PM (rWWna)

352 I remember some school girl article about glistening pecs. I also remember 2 1/2 pound dumbell curls.

I'm not gonna say I am all shredded or could do better, but here's the important part: nobody is writing articles about how hunky and athletic I am, either.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2021 02:50 PM (KZzsI)

353 To many Obama was a Tabula Rasa... and he encouraged this.

Posted by: kraken at May 12, 2021 02:51 PM (0KKyI)

354 Did somebody let Joe Biden watch "Avengers: Infinity War" ?
Today he seemed to be doing his best imitation of Thanos ..
President Joe Biden joked he would easily achieve an infrastructure deal with Republican members of Congress on Wednesday, during a meeting with Congressional leadership.
When asked by reporters about how compromise was achievable, Biden replied wryly, "Easy. Just snap my fingers. It will happen."

Posted by: SMOD at May 12, 2021 02:51 PM (RHGPo)

355 *Goes to the pond. Collects ducks in a bag*

Ok, now what?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 12, 2021 02:40 PM

Sous vide!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 12, 2021 02:51 PM (m+jkK)

356 There are fewer than 20,000 shark attacks a year . . .

making you think its like 17,500 or something. Maybe 15K?

Its like 150 a year worldwide.

This is just one of the things they do all the time.

Posted by: a moron

BBL, steppin' up my game.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 12, 2021 02:51 PM (+8A99)

357 SCOAMF was the absolute correct term for Oblozo.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 12, 2021 02:51 PM (jvt6t)

358 Yeah, good point. I'd forgotten that. He was doing the "paperweight workout." Tough. Very tough.
======

And his skeet shooting talent.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 12, 2021 02:46 PM (IytoW)

...

One of my favorites was during the BP spill and the media took a picture of Obama on the beach, stooping down to poke a finger in the sand. He had these boots on that someone had obviously bought him for the photo shoot, brand new, but you could see his pencil thin shin just completely incapable of filling a man-sized boot. Dunno why but that really jumped out to me in the photo.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 12, 2021 02:51 PM (yL25O)

359 ... Both the Yale study and the FED's own study concluded separately that higher unemployment benefits are linked to people going back to work faster while lower are linked to prolonged joblessness. ...
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 12, 2021 02:47 PM (6F7iz)
++++
Unemployment with the extras can be so lucrative right now that you need a pretty big paycheck to match it, and since the biggest affected sector is in lower-skill and lower-wage positions (restaurants, retail, etc.), that is a new kind of pressure. If you have a professional gig, then higher unemployment benefits may help or be neutral but if you're taking home more than you would by returning work, it forms a perverse incentive. This is why unemployment is supposed to be tied to your previous income. We broke that tether over the past year or so. If it's more remunerative to remain unemployed, that creates an obstacle to overcome. When you add into it people readjusting to not work (because they couldn't for a long time), that might also be another obstacle. Not sure. It's never happened before.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2021 02:51 PM (Jsjd7)

360 panic in the streets!

Chick-fil-A sets sauce limit as industry-wide shortage hits chain.
Posted by: rhennigantx

Kroger and Wal Mart sell it by the bottles.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 12, 2021 02:52 PM (OCTRt)

361
There was no way Gaylord was any good at basketball. On one of the only clips that was released from a shootaround he clanged one after another from point blank range. Ordinarily I'd cut him slack for being in street clothes except when he finally made one he acted like it was a big deal instead of embarrassing.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 12, 2021 02:19 PM (y7DUB)

As I keep saying, the Punahou School b-ball team was tanking until some sooper-genius noted "Hey, there's a negro kid in Mrs Kanouakekalekahou's Social Studies class. Let's get HIM on the team!"

Which lasted about one practice session.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 12, 2021 02:52 PM (n+4am)

362 Malaise
Posted by: runner at May 12, 2021 02:47 PM (V13WU)
.......

here we go with the condiments.

Posted by: wth at May 12, 2021 02:52 PM (v0R5T)

363 364 SCOAMF was the absolute correct term for Oblozo.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 12, 2021 02:51 PM (jvt6t)

Works for Biden too, funnily enough.

Posted by: kraken at May 12, 2021 02:52 PM (0KKyI)

364 And his skeet shooting talent.

That was pretty weak, but not as lame as the ridiculous powder puff "smoke" added to the image by some overzealous photoshopper at the white house. So bad.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2021 02:52 PM (KZzsI)

365 I just saw a headline about Alexandria Ocasio Cortez blasts Israel in explosive nude interview.
That's all I'm saying.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 12, 2021 02:52 PM (cSyAR)

366 Hey, everyone, Chernobyl's on fire again!

https://tinyurl.com/s7b7jfbv

Chernobyl's burning? What is it?

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated american at May 12, 2021 02:53 PM (4I/2K)

367 Hey, they're going for a 700 down DOW. That will learn you.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 12, 2021 02:53 PM (/MaDp)

368 Looks like Newsolini is frightened of the recall. He's lifting restrictions by June 15th including the mask mandate (mostly). I'll believe it when I see it, but it may be positive.

Posted by: InCali at May 12, 2021 02:53 PM (ov5G+)

369 Hopefully I won't have to be bailed out of jail before next week. I'm soooo close to manslaughter right now.

Posted by: nurse ratched

Dammit Nurse! I ain't digging any more holes for you! I'm outa lime and you can just dig your own holes from now on!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at May 12, 2021 02:53 PM (r1z5A)

370 How in the hell did Trump cause the Chernobyl Reactor to smolder again.... Thank God we have a competent POTUS like Blo Jiden and the Nuclear Physics Expert Kumala (Fighting Joe Hooker) Harris.

Posted by: James at May 12, 2021 02:53 PM (rWWna)

371 I stayed on unemployment in 2008 until I was about to completely run out. I had been making 50k a year. I wound up having to take an $8 an hour call center job because that's all that was out there. Took years to get back up to what I had been making on unemployment.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 12, 2021 02:54 PM (5HBd1)

372 98 Another mood lightener:
https://is.gd/QpIHcP
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2021 02:15 PM (Jsjd7)
Yours might be better than mine......
For some, anyway.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 12, 2021 02:16 PM (Zz0t1)
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By opening up multiple windows, the music plays in the background, while the "inspiration" is right there on the screen.

Adapt, improvise, and overcome.

I do love America so.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 12, 2021 02:54 PM (sy5kK)

373 357 Hey, everyone, Chernobyl's on fire again!

https://tinyurl.com/s7b7jfbv
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at May 12, 2021 02:39 PM (GbPPJ)
........

The Russians hacked themselves!

Posted by: wth at May 12, 2021 02:50 PM (v0R5T)

Yeah, I saw that. Pure clickbait. They're talking about a slow increase in neutron flux. That's not how uncontrolled fission works.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 12, 2021 02:54 PM (Y5qcH)

374 >>> And his skeet shooting talent.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 12, 2021 02:46 PM (IytoW)

Is this the Dave Chappelle definition of "skeet"?

Posted by: banana Dream at May 12, 2021 02:54 PM (Fq1gB)

375 Stacey Abrams is everywhere

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Her shadow sure is.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 12, 2021 02:55 PM (O+I8R)

376 700 down Dow on the dot. Fuck us.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 12, 2021 02:55 PM (/MaDp)

377 The only explosive AOC interview I want to read is one where she literally detonates all over the room like Mr Creosote

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2021 02:55 PM (KZzsI)

378 He's lifting restrictions by June 15th including the mask mandate (mostly).
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BLASPHEMY!!!

Posted by: Mike DeRino at May 12, 2021 02:55 PM (IytoW)

379 Why not raise the minimum wage to $100 an hour to provide a fair wage ??

Posted by: James at May 12, 2021 02:55 PM (rWWna)

380 Obama's annual March Madness brackets were pure idiocy.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 12, 2021 02:55 PM (cSyAR)

381 Candygram.

Posted by: landshark at May 12, 2021 02:56 PM (UHVv4)

382 What gets taken away from us next?

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 12, 2021 02:56 PM (/MaDp)

383 There's zero question we need spending on infrastructure which congress has put off forever. Nobody gets reelected for fixing a bridge, only for building a new one. You don't get your name put on a repaired harbor, only a new one. Congress has zero interest in this stuff unless they can lard it up with stuff that DOES get them donations and votes.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2021 02:46 PM (KZzsI)

Depends on who gets the contracts.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 12, 2021 02:56 PM (BMmaB)

384 Most malevolent politician currently? I'll start: Gretchen Whitmer...

Posted by: kraken at May 12, 2021 02:56 PM (0KKyI)

385
Chernobyl's burning? What is it?
Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated american at May 12, 2021 02:53 PM (4I/2K)

Close enough.....You asked for it.....

https://youtu.be/7EdljNVRXEU

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 12, 2021 02:56 PM (Zz0t1)

386 That SOB Trump is making the Dow go lower to make Bite-Me look bad.....

Posted by: James at May 12, 2021 02:57 PM (rWWna)

387 I stayed on unemployment in 2008 until I was about to completely run out. I had been making 50k a year. I wound up having to take an $8 an hour call center job because that's all that was out there. Took years to get back up to what I had been making on unemployment.
Posted by: Notsothoreau

I wouldn't have made shit on unemployment insurance. Thing is, I wouldn't have made shit for only 13 weeks. That was the limit. That's a long way from 52 weeks.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 12, 2021 02:57 PM (OCTRt)

388 Obama's annual March Madness brackets were pure idiocy.

I buy that he really sat and filled them out, though.

My favorite bit about office pools and NCAA tourney brackets is when the dimwitted secretary who knows nothing about any of the teams chooses based on the team colors and how the names sound and wins. All the hardcore roundball experts and stat guys are sitting around with heads exploding.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2021 02:57 PM (KZzsI)

389 I still don't understand how it's possible. Fraudulent UI claim. In the ensuing paperwork, I was supposedly eligible for only 13 weeks UI. I have been gainfully employed since I was 15.

How do people stay on UI for over a year?
Posted by: rickb223
People that are interested in gaming the system spend time learning how to milk the system. That is why people who were comfortable financially suddenly struggle when they lose everything. Someone though with a stated income of nearly zero may be doing quite well because like a PA study of welfare recipients concluded several years ago, the value of the benefits exceeded the time and effort compensated by working. From memory, the break even salary to make more than a person was getting on welfare was over $60k per year.

Worse yet, the immediate reduction in welfare cliff was huge for a person even earning a few meager dollars. So, all in all, it made rational sense not to work for the individual on welfare. You see a similar cliff on Soc. Security if you retire early. The massive incentive is not to work on the books at least as you are penalized by stiff taxes if you do get taxable income from labor.

Posted by: whig at May 12, 2021 02:57 PM (pO7gM)

390 ------
By opening up multiple windows, the music plays in the background, while the "inspiration" is right there on the screen.

Adapt, improvise, and overcome.

I do love America so.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 12, 2021 02:54 PM (sy5kK

I feel better now.

*fistbump*

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 12, 2021 02:57 PM (Zz0t1)

391 Chernobyl's burning? What is it?
Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated american at May 12, 2021 02:53 PM

It's the site of a terrible nuclear accident, but that's not important right now.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 12, 2021 02:57 PM (m+jkK)

392 They are just different wings of the same organization.
Posted by: Mr. Smartass at May 12, 2021 02:47 PM (AbmsP)

The lefty press kids are running the show in this country and they know it. They leave and go into politics, then leave that and go back to the media - but its the same shithead people - like that Dr. Seuss guy with multiple hats.

The Democratic Party is just the political arm of the media. Politics to the left is just some place you are sent to so you can then get rehired back into the media. You are sent out into the field to put the media's ideas into action. Then, if you are effective, you get a chance to get back into the media where you can really move up.

Posted by: Boswell at May 12, 2021 02:57 PM (w2LAm)

393 Wow, Biden can fuck up anything. He has super retard powers.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 12, 2021 02:57 PM (/MaDp)

394 The only explosive AOC interview I want to read is one where she literally detonates all over the room like Mr Creosote

She should show us her tits first, so we know whether or not they are magnificent

Posted by: Y5 at May 12, 2021 02:58 PM (cPlMq)

395 not to sleep on Reagan. I believe he was a lifeguard of some reputation. And so many of these guys at least in the past were war vets and many were heroes. That Obama is widely known as a jock is pretty damn puzzling.

Posted by: Quint at May 12, 2021 02:58 PM (x/IHv)

396 Most malevolent politician currently? I'll start: Gretchen Whitmer...

Posted by: kraken

Patty Murray. Because she's too stupid to know she's malevolent.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at May 12, 2021 02:58 PM (r1z5A)

397 There must be a porn niche market for women who look like famous people.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 12, 2021 02:58 PM (cSyAR)

398 Everything going on now seems intentional.

Posted by: kraken at May 12, 2021 02:58 PM (0KKyI)

399 Candygram.
Posted by: landshark at May 12, 2021 02:56 PM

*crosses memes*

Mongo like candy!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 12, 2021 02:58 PM (m+jkK)

400 I remember a shirtless pic of Obama everyone in the press was gushing about, the one where he's like 30 pounds overweight and has moobs with his gut sucked in.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2021 02:59 PM (KZzsI)

401 397 There must be a porn niche market for women who look like famous people.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 12, 2021 02:58 PM (cSyAR)

The Whoopi Goldberg niche...

Posted by: kraken at May 12, 2021 02:59 PM (0KKyI)

402 There must be a porn niche market for women who look like famous people

"Could beee..."
--LA Confidential

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2021 02:59 PM (KZzsI)

403 194 Then they came for Gal Gadot, and now I'm telling you, I'm ready to go to war on this one.

Posted by: Wally at May 12, 2021 02:30 PM (N1wCb)

Her acting sucks, sure, but "war criminal"? Only if you classify being in the "Synder Cut" of Justice League as a war crime.

Posted by: Thrawn at May 12, 2021 02:59 PM (Enc9Y)

404 Wow, Biden can fuck up anything. He has super retard powers.

Donnie says vacuum.

Posted by: Slow Donnie at May 12, 2021 03:00 PM (yQpMk)

405 As I keep saying, the Punahou School b-ball team was tanking until some sooper-genius noted "Hey, there's a negro kid in Mrs Kanouakekalekahou's Social Studies class. Let's get HIM on the team!"

Which lasted about one practice session.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 12, 2021 02:52 PM (n+4am)

I played on a geezer baseball team run by an ardent liberal (the only one I know personally, btw). He was all excited that a black guy was about to join the team, sight unseen. The guy shows up, the liberal puts him in CF and has him bat third (prime real estate for those who don't know the game).

Turns out he was a really nice guy, but just an OK ballplayer, and one who obviously hadn't played in a long time (and probably had never played very much). I felt sorry for the guy. The liberal just assumed he'd be great based on his race, not realizing the pressure he put on the guy, who quit shortly thereafter after turning in some pretty mediocre performances.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 12, 2021 03:00 PM (YqDXo)

406 Most malevolent politician currently? I'll start: Gretchen Whitmer...
Posted by: kraken at May 12, 2021 02:56 PM (0KKyI)

No argument here. She projects pure evil with not an iota of humanity.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 12, 2021 03:00 PM (y7DUB)

407 I remember a shirtless pic of Obama everyone in the press was gushing about, the one where he's like 30 pounds overweight and has moobs with his gut sucked in.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2021 02:59 PM (KZzsI)

The moles, cigarette burns and jizz stains SHOULD have been a turn off, but NO.......

Fucking blowjob media.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 12, 2021 03:00 PM (Zz0t1)

408 Republican Texas Rep. Chip Roy is reportedly considering a run against Republican New York Rep. Elise Stefanik for House leadership after Rep. Liz Cheney was ousted from leadership Wednesday

Posted by: SMOD at May 12, 2021 03:00 PM (RHGPo)

409 She should show us her tits first, so we know whether or not they are magnificent
Posted by: Y5 at May 12, 2021 02:58 PM (cPlMq)

areolas the size of saucers. I'll pass.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 12, 2021 03:00 PM (jvt6t)

410 I saw something on YOUTUBE about wildlife doing really well in the area around Chernobyl.
Deer with gigantic moose antlers-stuff like that

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 12, 2021 03:00 PM (cSyAR)

411 Unemployment with the extras can be so lucrative right now that you need a pretty big paycheck to match it, and since the biggest affected sector is in lower-skill and lower-wage positions (restaurants, retail, etc.), that is a new kind of pressure. If you have a professional gig, then higher unemployment benefits may help or be neutral but if you're taking home more than you would by returning work, it forms a perverse incentive. This is why unemployment is supposed to be tied to your previous income. We broke that tether over the past year or so. If it's more remunerative to remain unemployed, that creates an obstacle to overcome. When you add into it people readjusting to not work (because they couldn't for a long time), that might also be another obstacle. Not sure. It's never happened before.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2021 02:51 PM (Jsjd7)

Somewhat related: Several years ago, the Pennsylvania Department of Social Services did a study showing that the income equivalent of a single mother with two children when all the benefits were counted in was about $62,000 a year to sit on the couch and watch TV.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 12, 2021 03:00 PM (BMmaB)

412 "Sit on my face and tell me that you love me......"

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt

Oblig.:

https://tinyurl.com/Knack-Good-Grls-Dont-But-I-Do

Posted by: Sharkman at May 12, 2021 03:00 PM (+8A99)

413
areolas the size of saucers. I'll pass

Is this known?

Posted by: Y5 at May 12, 2021 03:01 PM (cPlMq)

414 I think the big story out of Chernobyl is going to eventually be "wow this didn't turn out nearly as badly as we thought it would"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2021 03:01 PM (KZzsI)

415 What if the government got its own Amex account, then made every american a card holder. You just charge everything to amex, and the government pays the bill. It is foolproof!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy not a DHS informant at May 12, 2021 03:01 PM (t7N41)

416 I saw something on YOUTUBE about wildlife doing really well in the area around Chernobyl.
Deer with gigantic moose antlers-stuff like that
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 12, 2021 03:00 PM

Area's closed. Glow in the dark moose out front shoulda told ya.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 12, 2021 03:01 PM (m+jkK)

417 That pic of Tank Abrams reminds me, she's got a "thriller" coming out under her real name.

She said she bases all of her strong wymyn characters on herself. Lol.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at May 12, 2021 03:02 PM (ptqGC)

418 Is this known?

Like silver dollar pancakes.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 12, 2021 03:02 PM (yQpMk)

419 Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE MITT ROMNEY at May 12, 2021 03:01 PM (Pzzpr)

You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at May 12, 2021 03:02 PM (Zz0t1)

420 These outright lies alienate and anger many. Like sports kneeling. It only hurts young black men who get scholarships at all levels. You are hurting minorities in Atlanta. You are destroying interest in sports that allow many young black men their only opportunity to break a vicious cycle. Not just the education but also the structure and dedication they learn participating in these sports.

Posted by: Smileyggg at May 12, 2021 03:02 PM (3w9Fm)

421 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2021 02:57 PM (KZzsI)

there is some logic to that. It you want to stand out from the crowd, to whip them soundly, you need to make choices the crowd won't make. I have always thought any March Madness pool, any betting pool, should majorly favor the early rounds. Anyone can pick Kansas, Kentucky, NC, and Duke for the final four. I guess you can tell the era of my sports references. But the skill/fun is picking the early games and yes, they are often a toss up.

Posted by: Quint at May 12, 2021 03:02 PM (x/IHv)

422 I forgot, you make people sign a pledge to only charge necessities in an emergency.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy not a DHS informant at May 12, 2021 03:02 PM (t7N41)

423 400 I remember a shirtless pic of Obama everyone in the press was gushing about, the one where he's like 30 pounds overweight and has moobs with his gut sucked in.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2021 02:59 PM (KZzsI)

The very worst one was that NYT reporter (Judith Warner?) who fantasized that she was shaving her legs when Obama came into the room and mounted her.

I still get queasy just thinking about that one.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 12, 2021 03:02 PM (YqDXo)

424 "Sit on my face and tell me that you love me......"

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt

Would you say that to Stacey "Jabba the Hut" Abrams....

Posted by: James at May 12, 2021 03:02 PM (rWWna)

425 #414, before it was zapped, made me laugh....

Posted by: kraken at May 12, 2021 03:02 PM (0KKyI)

426 There must be a porn niche market for women who look like famous people.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 12, 2021 02:58 PM (cSyAR)

I know there were porn parodies of Sarah Palin and Princess Di.

Someone in the 80s could have made bux with a dominatrix parody of Thatcher.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 12, 2021 03:03 PM (2JVJo)

427 How about some kaffe, Sergei?

Posted by: steve mccroskey at May 12, 2021 03:03 PM (UHVv4)

428 nood

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 12, 2021 03:03 PM (LvTSG)

429
you know its harder than you think to stay 300 feet away from schools

Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE MITT ROMNEY at May 12, 2021 03:01 PM (Pzzpr)

----------------------------

This may be the best MUMR yet.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at May 12, 2021 03:03 PM (ptqGC)

430 Weren't there Sarah Palin porn videos?
Honestly never saw them.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 12, 2021 03:03 PM (cSyAR)

431 Turns out he was a really nice guy, but just an OK ballplayer, and one who obviously hadn't played in a long time (and probably had never played very much). I felt sorry for the guy. The liberal just assumed he'd be great based on his race, not realizing the pressure he put on the guy, who quit shortly thereafter after turning in some pretty mediocre performances.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 12, 2021 03:00 PM (YqDXo)

In one of my kids' recreational basketball league when they were little, his team had one black kid who was just not athletic. It pained his father, who obviously was athletic and knew something about basketball, but his kid just didn't have the coordination of an athlete.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 12, 2021 03:03 PM (BMmaB)

432 Chick-fil-A sets sauce limit as industry-wide shortage hits chain.

Yeah, let them use it to wash the feet of black people. CfA is dead to me.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 12, 2021 03:04 PM (Bmy3R)

433 I saw something on YOUTUBE about wildlife doing really well in the area around Chernobyl.
Deer with gigantic moose antlers-stuff like that

--

I saw a documentary a few years back about people that actually live in the woods surrounding that area, and have lived there for 35+ years. They are completely off the grid. They say that they have no health issues and no plans to leave.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 12, 2021 03:04 PM (O+I8R)

434 Is this known?

Like silver dollar pancakes

If that is so then forget it, but is there evidence or just assuming this since we hate her?

Posted by: Y5 at May 12, 2021 03:04 PM (cPlMq)

435 The very worst one was that NYT reporter (Judith Warner?) who fantasized that she was shaving her legs when Obama came into the room and mounted her.

That is deeply disturbing

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2021 03:04 PM (KZzsI)

436 Kroger and Wal Mart sell it by the bottles.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 12, 2021 02:52 PM (OCTRt)

Wifey told me that today.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 12, 2021 03:04 PM (yrol0)

437 I really "enjoyed" the paleosimian bitch saying Israel was a made up country. No self awareness whatsoever.

Posted by: Blanco Basura -moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals

Leaving aside the obvious that the Palis are a made up people, every single country on earth is a made up country, built on top of the bones of a conquered weaker population.

But only the Jews are baaaaaaadddd.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 12, 2021 03:04 PM (+8A99)

438 There must be a porn niche market for women who look like famous people.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 12, 2021 02:58 PM (cSyAR)

I know there were porn parodies of Sarah Palin and Princess Di.

Someone in the 80s could have made bux with a dominatrix parody of Thatcher.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 12, 2021 03:03 PM (2JVJo)

Wasn't that sort of the premise of L.A. Confidential?

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 12, 2021 03:05 PM (BMmaB)

439 What if the government got its own Amex account, then made every american a card holder. You just charge everything to amex, and the government pays the bill. It is foolproof!

Sad thing is that may be cheaper than what we have now. But since it would only be for buying stuff, and not for funneling cash into politician's bank accounts, it would never happen.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at May 12, 2021 03:05 PM (SchxB)

440 244 Then PolitiFact rated claims that she promoted boycotts against her own state as "false" -- based entirely on the op-ed which she had edited to remove her prior statement of support for boycotts!

It's all PRAVDA, all the way down, in the post-Republic.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 12, 2021 02:38 PM (Bmy3R)

PRAVDA = 1960's - 70's Soviet Union media tool.

PROGDA (PROGressive propaganDA) = 21st century Democrat-CCP controlled worldwide media tool.

There is a difference.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 12, 2021 03:06 PM (sy5kK)

441 We love you, MUMR. Remember to take your medicine and get better.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 12, 2021 03:06 PM (UHVv4)

442 Wifey told me that today.
Posted by: rhennigantx

Their Polynesian sauce is killer.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 12, 2021 03:06 PM (OCTRt)

443 I've watched videos from an archeological site called The City of David. The Jewish people have a 5,000 year claim to Jerusalem.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 12, 2021 03:06 PM (cSyAR)

444
There must be a porn niche market for women who look like famous people.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 12, 2021 02:58 PM

that's unpossible

Posted by: Sarah Palin at May 12, 2021 03:07 PM (DUIap)

445 249 So, when does the left get Archive.org to stop archiving the internet through the Wayback Machine?

Keeping records is racist, you know.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 12, 2021 02:39 PM (LvTSG)

What about cassettes? 8-Track tapes?

These new rules are getting tougher all the time to keep straight.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 12, 2021 03:09 PM (sy5kK)

446 283 Seems Old Joe is for moving oil via Choo Choo Trains. I wonder why?
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 12, 2021 02:42 PM (/MaDp)

Thanks, Joe. Thanks Millions, and Millions.

Posted by: Warren Buffet, train car owner at May 12, 2021 03:13 PM (sy5kK)

447 450 what a surprise

Posted by: CN at May 12, 2021 04:06 PM (ONvIw)

448 "The media is simply a very expensive communications shop for the Democrat Party"

It's not expensive if your daddy pays for it.

Uncle Sugar has them covered.

Posted by: What's in a Name at May 12, 2021 05:57 PM (WEva+)

449 43 Their...not they're.

And they never were.

Posted by: What's in a Name at May 12, 2021 06:41 PM (WEva+)

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