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— People Whining About Ron DeSantis Online (@DeSantisandCo) May 12, 2021
Showing up to online court with this screen name 🤣 pic.twitter.com/if1hOZRfyA
— Steve Inman (@SteveInmanUIC) May 12, 2021
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Stephen Furst!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 12, 2021 06:15 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: BignJames at May 12, 2021 06:15 PM (AwYPR)
Posted by: I am Pasquinel & I am not afraid to say TRUMP WON at May 12, 2021 06:16 PM (l9OTm)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 12, 2021 06:17 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 12, 2021 06:18 PM (CyB2R)
Will we still be scolded by Thread Karens if we don't talk about puppies, kittens, bats, movies, or musicians?
Posted by: rhomboid at May 12, 2021 06:18 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 12, 2021 06:18 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 12, 2021 06:19 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: LASue at May 12, 2021 06:19 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 12, 2021 06:20 PM (JUOKG)
In other news Buttfucker 3000 is a personal hero.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 12, 2021 06:20 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: LASue at May 12, 2021 06:20 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 12, 2021 06:20 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 12, 2021 06:18 PM (CyB2R)
How many?...Was this a bench trial?
Posted by: BignJames at May 12, 2021 06:20 PM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2021 06:20 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: exdem13 at May 12, 2021 06:21 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: exdem13 at May 12, 2021 06:21 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Surprise Anal Maxwell Smart at May 12, 2021 06:21 PM (o6NKx)
Posted by: bonhomme at May 12, 2021 06:22 PM (YYlyE)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 12, 2021 06:22 PM (DMUuz)
cool, almost as big a 20,000 leagues
Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 12, 2021 06:23 PM (bTQ72)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
"Your honor, my client Mr. Buttfucker. What? No your honor, 3000 is his stage name. Your honor, my client, Mr Buttfucker...."
Posted by: rickb223 at May 12, 2021 06:23 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Zeera Hunkering down here, Boss at May 12, 2021 06:23 PM (r3yAv)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at May 12, 2021 06:23 PM (WoyrC)
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Pardoned, because you are a true gentleman of culture.
Posted by: exdem13 at May 12, 2021 06:23 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: azjaeger at May 12, 2021 06:23 PM (3/XaG)
Posted by: f'd at May 12, 2021 06:23 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 12, 2021 06:23 PM (ZDK6z)
Probably wants to be out at sea when the zombie apocalypse hits, OR in international waters when lawpocalypse threatens.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 12, 2021 06:23 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 12, 2021 06:24 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2021 06:24 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: LASue at May 12, 2021 06:19 PM (Ed8Z
Because it's serious business.
https://youtu.be/ZnYgbYyhHIg
Posted by: hogmartin at May 12, 2021 06:24 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 12, 2021 06:24 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Anal Intruder 3000 at May 12, 2021 06:24 PM (o6NKx)
Posted by: runner at May 12, 2021 06:24 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Sandra Flook at May 12, 2021 06:24 PM (W4eKo)
Posted by: Guy with a dirty pair at May 12, 2021 06:25 PM (Tnijr)
Yeah that has been the case for a while. Unless you scrounge off the value meal, it is pushing $10 for fast food per person.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 12, 2021 06:25 PM (ZDK6z)
Posted by: Guy with a dirty pair at May 12, 2021 06:25 PM (Tnijr)
Probably wants to be out at sea when the zombie apocalypse hits, OR in international waters when lawpocalypse threatens.
Posted by: A
that has been a thing for some time. you do not want your toys and the dirty filthy see trash that launch and recover the toys dirtying your decks
Posted by: confederatefifth at May 12, 2021 06:25 PM (3qVqc)
Posted by: x4 at May 12, 2021 06:26 PM (oA+QO)
https://bit.ly/33IkHrm
Posted by: bonhomme at May 12, 2021 06:26 PM (YYlyE)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 12, 2021 06:26 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: runner at May 12, 2021 06:26 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Buttfucker 9000 at May 12, 2021 06:26 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 12, 2021 06:24 PM (guGkK)
Sorry, digital buttfucking just can't match the warm analog tone of tube buttfucking.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 12, 2021 06:26 PM (t+qrx)
You know, that "court" and that "judge" probably deserved it.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 12, 2021 06:26 PM (6YF1D)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmOA5USmLf0
Posted by: exdem13 at May 12, 2021 06:26 PM (W+kMI)
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WUT?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 12, 2021 06:27 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: InCali at May 12, 2021 06:27 PM (MBmq2)
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We all know the rules. When you're a leftist Democrat, you can have more money than G*d and never be called out for your massive, massive wealth.
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 12, 2021 06:27 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: TC at May 12, 2021 06:27 PM (qqxKa)
Posted by: Kamala Harris at May 12, 2021 06:27 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: exdem13 at May 12, 2021 06:28 PM (W+kMI)
https://tinyurl.com/yy9btrpu
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 12, 2021 06:28 PM (3fLhO)
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WUT?
yeah, the supprt yacht / toy tenders are everywhere in the med and carib.
Posted by: confederatefifth at May 12, 2021 06:28 PM (3qVqc)
Iran-backed Yemeni nutjobs have launched three explosive UAVs at Saudi targets since festivities commenced in Gaza.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 12, 2021 06:28 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: BignJames at May 12, 2021 06:28 PM (AwYPR)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 12, 2021 06:28 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 12, 2021 06:28 PM (ZDK6z)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 12, 2021 06:28 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 12, 2021 06:29 PM (IYHxL)
e. Coli H157 (the bloody diarrhea/dysentery type) in south central Washington state, the same place the first Washington COVID case from...
Posted by: Illegal Alien Wiping His Ass On Your Lettuce at May 12, 2021 06:29 PM (o6NKx)
Posted by: bonhomme at May 12, 2021 06:29 PM (YYlyE)
Posted by: SMH at May 12, 2021 06:29 PM (wparq)
Judge: "GUILTY, 10 YEARS !"
Accused: "See ya, Dummy." *scampers out of view*
Posted by: wth at May 12, 2021 06:29 PM (v0R5T)
laws or some cost has made it that the cost of a family meal at
McDonald's or whatever is within a dollar or two of the cost of a family
meal at a decent non corporate sit down place. At least without tip.
Wonder if fast food places are seeing a decline? Why pay the same for
much worse food?
Posted by: azjaeger at May 12, 2021 06:23 PM
$17 at five guys for a burger, small fries and a drink. There is no line there when we go now. The line used to be out the door at lunch time.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 12, 2021 06:29 PM (JUOKG)
ISWYDT
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 12, 2021 06:30 PM (yQpMk)
If Trump becomes President again, will people sue him so he has to have open comments on his own website?
Posted by: zmdavid at May 12, 2021 06:30 PM (xqRaG)
Posted by: M
that has more to do with the quality going to shit
Posted by: confederatefifth at May 12, 2021 06:30 PM (3qVqc)
The yacht is so huge its already been banned from Guam due to fear of capsizing.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 12, 2021 06:30 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: washrivergal at May 12, 2021 06:30 PM (dcoFt)
Posted by: bonhomme at May 12, 2021 06:31 PM (YYlyE)
Posted by: DJ at May 12, 2021 06:31 PM (O3/K+)
Posted by: JROD at May 12, 2021 06:31 PM (0jZnq)
The local Waffle House, I discovered last night, has gone to just 5 days a week of dine-in. Mondays and Tuesdays are take-out only. They have 2 people working those days.
I think this is a labor problem. They can't get enough people in.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 12, 2021 06:31 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: wth at May 12, 2021 06:31 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 12, 2021 06:32 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: klaftern at May 12, 2021 06:32 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 12, 2021 06:32 PM (2goRJ)
Oh shit that was funny. Except for the obviously-should've-retired-ten-years-ago old fart of a judge.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 12, 2021 06:32 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: BignJames at May 12, 2021 06:20 PM (AwYPR)"
It may have been over the bench, so to speak.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 12, 2021 06:32 PM (CyB2R)
I can't imagine what I would do, as a judge, if some clown logged into court with that moniker.
Also, I expect "BF3K" to become a commonly used abbreviation here at the HQ in the near future.
Posted by: PabloD at May 12, 2021 06:32 PM (/Otlk)
Posted by: M
that has more to do with the quality going to shit
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Besides inflation, that's the major problem with fast food these days. Nearly all of them cut corners in ingredients, cooking and prep, and the stuff tastes like it.
Posted by: exdem13 at May 12, 2021 06:32 PM (W+kMI)
Always best to have at least one 3000 around somewhere. Their tube based systems will handle an EMP better than the all chip systems of the 5000.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 12, 2021 06:33 PM (yQpMk)
What a bunch of nevertrump losers. They were against PDT even before he was elected in 2016.
They can all kiss my lilly white racist ass
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 12, 2021 06:33 PM (OVEfo)
Posted by: zmdavid"
In that alternate universe, there will be no opposition to do any suing.
Posted by: Guy washing his dirty pair at May 12, 2021 06:33 PM (Tnijr)
You forgot killing 25,000 jobs.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 12, 2021 06:33 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Mister Scott
The Gold medal winner with be a male Chihuahua that self identifies as a lesbian Siamese cat.
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 12, 2021 06:33 PM (7RazL)
Posted by: Weasel at May 12, 2021 06:33 PM (MVjcR)
gone to just 5 days a week of dine-in. Mondays and Tuesdays are
take-out only. They have 2 people working those days.
I think this is a labor problem. They can't get enough people in.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 12, 2021 06:31 PM
Yep, have seen signs here saying they can't open because they have no staff.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 12, 2021 06:33 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2021 06:33 PM (Cxk7w)
Killmenow. Please.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 12, 2021 06:33 PM (AJZbb)
It's like $5.00 for a happy meal at McDonald's now. A kids meal with eight fries, four breaded chicken bits, a small drink, and a little toy.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 12, 2021 06:34 PM (YYlyE)
Posted by: e
that, then there is the thing about franchises start out great but their quality goes to shit as they add more franchisees and move into the hood.
Posted by: confederatefifth at May 12, 2021 06:34 PM (3qVqc)
Posted by: banana Dream at May 12, 2021 06:34 PM (Fq1gB)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 12, 2021 06:34 PM (CyB2R)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 12, 2021 06:35 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Quint at May 12, 2021 06:35 PM (x/IHv)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 12, 2021 06:35 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 12, 2021 06:35 PM (l8aQz)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 12, 2021 06:35 PM (OVEfo)
What could his parents possibly have been thinking?
Posted by: Sandra Flook at May 12, 2021 06:35 PM (W4eKo)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 12, 2021 06:36 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 12, 2021 06:34 PM (CyB2R)
A pitcher?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 12, 2021 06:36 PM (guGkK)
laws or some cost has made it that the cost of a family meal at McDonald's or whatever is within a dollar or two of the cost of a family meal at a decent non corporate sit down place.
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We have really good Meat-and-Three's around here that cost no more than fast food. Also some decent Chinese buffets that are right in the ballpark. I don't do fast food any more.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, AKA Buttfucker 3000 at May 12, 2021 06:36 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Anal Intruder 3000 at May 12, 2021 06:36 PM (o6NKx)
Posted by: JROD at May 12, 2021 06:31 PM
Would this be the same Kevin McCarthy who said today "I don't think anybody is questioning the legitimacy of the presidential election"?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 12, 2021 06:36 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: bonhomme at May 12, 2021 06:34 PM (YYlyE)"
Yes, it it's Texas beef vs Mickey's Mystery Meat that comes from God knows where with a little kangaroo mixed in.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 12, 2021 06:36 PM (CyB2R)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 12, 2021 06:36 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Jimmy Carter at May 12, 2021 06:37 PM (XHrkn)
Posted by: zombie Sean Connery at May 12, 2021 06:37 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: Anal Intruder 3000 at May 12, 2021 06:37 PM (o6NKx)
Posted by: Guy watching his dirty pair at May 12, 2021 06:37 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 12, 2021 06:37 PM (7RazL)
cool, almost as big a 20,000 leagues
Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 12, 2021 06:23 PM (bTQ72)
Sperm whales snack on giant squid. Down deep in the giant squid's hangouts. Just about every creature on land or sea has a predator.
Posted by: Gref at May 12, 2021 06:38 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Hope Solo at May 12, 2021 06:38 PM (v0R5T)
Ya gotta monetize that cat.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 12, 2021 06:38 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 12, 2021 06:36 PM (CyB2R)
Nutria.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 12, 2021 06:38 PM (l8aQz)
Like.
Posted by: LASue at May 12, 2021 06:38 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: confederatefifth at May 12, 2021 06:39 PM (3qVqc)
Posted by: Buttfucker 3000 at May 12, 2021 06:39 PM (kTRt4)
Posted by: confederatefifth at May 12, 2021 06:40 PM (3qVqc)
Florida actually has stealth kill teams staffed with gov't workers to hunt Nutria at night.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 12, 2021 06:40 PM (YYlyE)
*shudders*
Posted by: Weasel at May 12, 2021 06:33 PM
OTOH, 3000-300x would be pretty cool, don'cha think?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 12, 2021 06:40 PM (DMUuz)
Killmenow. Please.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 12, 2021 06:33 PM (AJZbb)
No, but I do work with someone who I would swear on a stack of bibles is an energy vampire, like Colin Robinson.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2021 06:40 PM (s9fsa)
Posted by: Buttfucker 3000
smart, save that for the guys that pay you
Posted by: confederatefifth at May 12, 2021 06:40 PM (3qVqc)
Posted by: Surprise Anal Cthulhu at May 12, 2021 06:40 PM (o6NKx)
giant squid's hangouts. Just about every creature on land or sea has a
predator.
Posted by: Gref at May 12, 2021 06:38 PM
I tried to get my buddy to go scuba diving with us in Cuba, he laid on the beach with his wife and refused my offer multiple times and said......"There is $hit out there that will eat you".
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 12, 2021 06:40 PM (JUOKG)
I fully expect, maybe sooner than I expect, that some idiots the Bidiot admin will soon be talking about price controls. They may even try it.
And to compound that stupidity, they will impose even more minimum wage increases along with the price caps.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 12, 2021 06:41 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Quint at May 12, 2021 06:41 PM (x/IHv)
I get that five guys is higher quality. I'm pointing out that even a tiny pittance of a meal at McFreakingDonald's is $5.00.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 12, 2021 06:41 PM (YYlyE)
Posted by: Jordan61
I gotta start watching that again.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 12, 2021 06:42 PM (d1KNT)
Posted by: THX-1138 at May 12, 2021 06:42 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Weasel at May 12, 2021 06:42 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: washrivergal at May 12, 2021 06:42 PM (dcoFt)
Just read that Ellen DeGeneres has announced she's quitting her daytime TV show next year.
In a public statement, Ellen said she wants to spend more time at home screaming at her personal staff.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 12, 2021 06:43 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: bonhomme at May 12, 2021 06:41 PM (YYlyE)"
I'm just busting balls. Hey wait, aren't you on a diet. No Mickey D's for you unless it's the salad
Posted by: Marcus T at May 12, 2021 06:43 PM (CyB2R)
Posted by: Surprise Anal Gerald Ford at May 12, 2021 06:43 PM (o6NKx)
Posted by: w
gonna eat it?
Posted by: confederatefifth at May 12, 2021 06:43 PM (3qVqc)
Posted by: washrivergal at May 12, 2021 06:42 PM (dcoFt)
No super pretzel? Savages.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 12, 2021 06:43 PM (t+qrx)
mis-delivered to me. This time it was from 7-11. Two orders of what
looks like spiced-up chicken nuggets, a bag of chips, and a bottle of
"Clear-Eyes." Have no other information except illegible name scrawled
on bag. Everyone I've told this to has asked, "Who has 7-ll food orders
delivered?" I have no answers.
Posted by: w
gonna eat it?
Posted by: confederatefifth at May 12, 2021 06:43 PM
He can't do spicy.....
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 12, 2021 06:44 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 12, 2021 06:44 PM (CyB2R)
Posted by: HAL 9000 at May 12, 2021 06:44 PM (v16oJ)
Posted by: washrivergal at May 12, 2021 06:42 PM (dcoFt)
Any stoner neighbors?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 12, 2021 06:44 PM (l8aQz)
Posted by: washrivergal at May 12, 2021 06:42 PM (dcoFt)
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Somebody is on weed!
Posted by: Weasel 3000 at May 12, 2021 06:45 PM (MVjcR)
Yeah, I am. I buy happy meals for my kid about once a fortnight. I'm having Kirkland's finest Angus beef patties and a salad for dinner tonight.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 12, 2021 06:45 PM (YYlyE)
Everyone I've told this to has asked, "Who has 7-ll food orders delivered?" I have no answers.
Posted by: washrivergal at May 12, 2021 06:42 PM
on the bright side, you can door dash Dairy Queen
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 12, 2021 06:45 PM (DUIap)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 12, 2021 06:46 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: washrivergal at May 12, 2021 06:42 PM (dcoFt)
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Somebody is on weed!
Posted by: Weasel 3000
The Uber driver!
Posted by: rickb223 at May 12, 2021 06:46 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 12, 2021 06:46 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: Quint at May 12, 2021 06:46 PM (x/IHv)
Two orders of what looks like spiced-up chicken nuggets, a bag of chips, and a bottle of "Clear-Eyes."
Posted by: washrivergal at May 12, 2021 06:42 PM
no roller taquitos? rookie mistake
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 12, 2021 06:47 PM (DUIap)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 12, 2021 06:46 PM (kTF2Z)
I think Dave went for that.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 12, 2021 06:47 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 12, 2021 06:47 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: bonhomme at May 12, 2021 06:45 PM (YYlyE)"
You're a good dad. Only a person with lots of willpower and heart would buy their kids that when they are on a diet. But tell me this, do you pick at a few fries? I won't tell anyone.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 12, 2021 06:47 PM (CyB2R)
is she going to chaturbate
Posted by: confederatefifth at May 12, 2021 06:47 PM (3qVqc)
Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2021 06:48 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: t-bird at May 12, 2021 06:48 PM (SwCv8)
Where the fuck are my chicken nugs and eye Drops?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 12, 2021 06:46 PM (kTF2Z)
i might need to join the modern economy. I could see someone who eats a lot of 7/11 food by delivery jonesing for some eye drops.
Posted by: Quint at May 12, 2021 06:48 PM (x/IHv)
And everyone: I've delivered meals from 7-Eleven as part of my gig with UberEats. I guess if it turns you on... ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 12, 2021 06:49 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 12, 2021 06:49 PM (UHVv4)
Thanks!
> But tell me this, do you pick at a few fries? I won't tell anyone.
Nah. It really is only like eight fries. I couldn't take that from my kid.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 12, 2021 06:50 PM (YYlyE)
Posted by: klaftern at May 12, 2021 06:50 PM (RuIsu)
That was a free meal. They are not allowed to come back and get it to redeliver.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 12, 2021 06:50 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2021 06:50 PM (s9fsa)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 12, 2021 06:50 PM (ZDK6z)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 12, 2021 06:50 PM (4dSfq)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 12, 2021 06:50 PM (CyB2R)
Posted by: qdpsteve
It's amazing what an EBT card can be used for nowadays.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 12, 2021 06:51 PM (OCTRt)
Had a tech do a routine pre-season inspection of our air-conditioning units this morning. They were working fine, but we do this every spring.
He looked the compressors outside and the fans in the attic. Everything looked fine, he said as he left.
The downstairs AC stopped working this afternoon.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 12, 2021 06:51 PM (mht8P)
That was a free meal. They are not allowed to come back and get it to redeliver.
Posted by: r
or it is some uber driver that is the next serial murder
Posted by: confederatefifth at May 12, 2021 06:51 PM (3qVqc)
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I've experienced all 3, but never all in one person. Individually, I despise each irritating trait. Most especially the statements ending like a question. And nonstop talkers.
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 12, 2021 06:51 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Quint at May 12, 2021 06:51 PM (x/IHv)
Yeah, I am. I buy happy meals for my kid about once a fortnight. I'm having Kirkland's finest Angus beef patties and a salad for dinner tonight.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 12, 2021 06:45 PM (YYlyE)
Actually, you're better off hitting the value menu and getting a double hamburger customized with double lettuce, double pickles, and double onions (and a tomato if you feel like paying the custom fee) - add a clementine from home, and you get a nice veg and protein meal for under 400 calories and $2 from the Arches, assuming they don't spit in your meal for doing this custom order...but if they are giving me a screen and making me my own cashier and giving me options, well, they get what they get...and I am glad my local place (on the few times I go) has open sight lines to the back...
Posted by: Nova local at May 12, 2021 06:51 PM (b1h2x)
Presuming that's true.
Otherwise... he still had a shitty record on appointments.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 12, 2021 06:51 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: SFGoth at May 12, 2021 06:52 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Peking Psaki at May 12, 2021 06:52 PM (rWWna)
Posted by: Infidel at May 12, 2021 06:52 PM (E0OEG)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 12, 2021 06:49 PM (UHVv4)
Maybe, but Arby's farmhouse salads are the bomb.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2021 06:52 PM (s9fsa)
I've got a full tank of gas from the 70's. It's worth about twelve times what I paid for it!
Posted by: t-bird at May 12, 2021 06:52 PM (SwCv8)
Posted by: SMH at May 12, 2021 06:52 PM (wparq)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 12, 2021 06:52 PM (ZDK6z)
Sure it wasn't from Starbucks.
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 12, 2021 06:53 PM (7RazL)
Either no ride available or laziest person getting Uber to deliver 7/11 food.
Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2021 06:48 PM (Cxk7w)
++++If it came from the closest 7-11, it is about 1 1/2 short blocks away.
Posted by: washrivergal at May 12, 2021 06:53 PM (dcoFt)
Someone picked me up a coffee from 7-11 once. Now, admittedly I'm a
little bit of a coffee snob, but I've had some shitty coffee in shitty
places. But 7-11 coffee smelled like a mix of bad perfume and 7 day in
the field sweaty ass.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 12, 2021 06:50 PM (CyB2R)
A lot of people like it. They put timers on their coffee containers and lots of guys only buy the stuff that is minutes old.
Posted by: Quint at May 12, 2021 06:53 PM (x/IHv)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 12, 2021 06:49 PM (UHVv4)
Pretty much - yes...
Posted by: Nova local at May 12, 2021 06:53 PM (b1h2x)
Posted by: S
it is in the country too, but there they just herd it to your door
Posted by: confederatefifth at May 12, 2021 06:53 PM (3qVqc)
Posted by: Stink at May 12, 2021 06:53 PM (oito3)
my guess is no. He doesn't talk about it, which is smart either way.
Posted by: Quint at May 12, 2021 06:54 PM (x/IHv)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 12, 2021 06:54 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: confederatefifth
__
Not in the country, but haha.
Posted by: SMH at May 12, 2021 06:54 PM (wparq)
Posted by: THX-1138 at May 12, 2021 06:55 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 12, 2021 06:55 PM (CyB2R)
Posted by: Infidel at May 12, 2021 06:55 PM (E0OEG)
Posted by: confederatefifth at May 12, 2021 06:55 PM (3qVqc)
the field sweaty ass.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 12, 2021 06:50 PM (CyB2R)
A lot of people like it. They put timers on their coffee containers and lots of guys only buy the stuff that is minutes old.
Posted by: Quint
Coffee is a caffeine delivery system.
Anything else is virtue signaling.
Straight black.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 12, 2021 06:56 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Quint
___
Smart man.
Have enough drink snobs here.
Posted by: SMH at May 12, 2021 06:56 PM (wparq)
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 12, 2021 06:51 PM (O+I8R)
That's my coworker. She's always complaining about how much she has to do. She would find plenty of time to get stuff done if she would just shut the f*ck up and get out of my office. Plus, she has a bunch of annoying habits like yawning really loud, laughing out loud to the Ben Shapiro podcast she listens to, making personal calls where she screams at people...
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2021 06:56 PM (s9fsa)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 12, 2021 06:56 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, AKA Buttfucker 3000 at May 12, 2021 06:56 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 12, 2021 06:56 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: T
from the store or off the floor
Posted by: confederatefifth at May 12, 2021 06:56 PM (3qVqc)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 12, 2021 06:56 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: SMH at May 12, 2021 06:56 PM (wparq)
Posted by: SFGoth at May 12, 2021 06:56 PM (KAi1n)
hangouts. Just about every creature on land or sea has a predator.
I was told by a local fisherman in the Keys once that "there's nothing in the ocean that won't eat a squid."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 12, 2021 06:57 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 12, 2021 06:57 PM (CyB2R)
@disclosetv
JUST IN - Tesla suspends the purchase of vehicles with #Bitcoin over "climate change" concerns.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 12, 2021 06:57 PM (j4AEt)
Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2021 06:48 PM (Cxk7w)
++++If it came from the closest 7-11, it is about 1 1/2 short blocks away.
Posted by: washrivergal
Do you know how lost you can get in 1 & 1/2 blocks when you are stoned???
Posted by: rickb223 at May 12, 2021 06:57 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 12, 2021 06:57 PM (CyB2R)
Posted by: bonhomme at May 12, 2021 06:40 PM (YYlyE)
---
There was a funny episode of Insomniac where Dave Atell went on a nutria hunt with them. "Now this is my idea of hunting! Look, there's a 7-11 on the corner!"
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 12, 2021 06:57 PM (Dc2NZ)
I stop for coffee and egg rolls at the same gas station after Mass on Sunday. Even though I get exactly the same thing each time the price has ranged from $3.71 to $5.35. It's the never the same on two consecutive purchases.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 12, 2021 06:58 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2021 06:56 PM
You have to admit, it serves them right for not wearing double masks.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 12, 2021 06:58 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 12, 2021 06:58 PM (CyB2R)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor
Pretty sure he engineered it, wasn't producer. He def. earned his keep, for sure. I think his first album "Tales of Mystery and Imagination" (which has the killer track "The Raven") was his graduate thesis or somesuch.
Posted by: SFGoth at May 12, 2021 06:58 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: SFGoth at May 12, 2021 06:56 PM (KAi1n)
Nobody tell this guy about the tails.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 12, 2021 06:59 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: rickb223
With enough weed, the "1" is unnecessary. Now if we're talking acid, some folks can't figure out how to get out of the house.
Posted by: SFGoth at May 12, 2021 07:00 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 12, 2021 07:00 PM (j4AEt)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 12, 2021 07:01 PM (ZDK6z)
Posted by: SFGoth at May 12, 2021 06:56 PM
===
Nobody tell this guy about the tails.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 12, 2021 06:59 PM
I guess that means not about the horse trailer at the TxMoMe either?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 12, 2021 07:01 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Quint at May 12, 2021 07:01 PM (x/IHv)
Here's one place to see it, there are many: https://twitter.com/AuroraIntel
Posted by: rhomboid at May 12, 2021 07:02 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: SFGoth
Or off the curb. Don't ask, first and last. I was stupid in the 70's.
Posted by: Infidel at May 12, 2021 07:02 PM (E0OEG)
There was a funny episode of Insomniac where Dave Atell went on a nutria hunt with them. "Now this is my idea of hunting! Look, there's a 7-11 on the corner!"
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 12, 2021 06:57 PM
whatever happened to Atell? (beside the fact that comedy is dead)
funny, funny stuff. I have one of his comedy albums: it is disgustingly vile & profane in the funniest of ways. you have to wear depends whislt listening, 'cause you will piss yourself laughing
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 12, 2021 07:03 PM (DUIap)
I always thought it'd be kind of cool to have a tail.
Posted by: SFGoth at May 12, 2021 06:56 PM
_______
Don't play poker if you do.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 12, 2021 07:03 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: And I've got a big tip for you too at May 12, 2021 07:03 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 12, 2021 07:03 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Quint at May 12, 2021 07:04 PM (x/IHv)
It is, but there's probably a 1000:1 difference in cost / launch. One wonders how long they (the Israelis) can keep it up.
Posted by: pep at May 12, 2021 07:04 PM (v16oJ)
Silly Kitty, Alan Parsons produced Dark Side of the Moon!
Posted by: Christopher Taylor[/t]
Cat was listening to Wish You Were Here album.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 12, 2021 07:04 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 12, 2021 07:05 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 12, 2021 06:58 PM (DMUuz)
Speaking of, when I came home last week with my too-blonde hair, my son called me Karen and asked me if i was going to demand to speak to the manager when we went out to dinner. He's such a jerk.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2021 07:05 PM (/AYEk)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 12, 2021 07:05 PM (OTzUX)
If the customer complains, they will send someone else out to get and deliver the order, *again.* Not sure what they do with the misbehaving driver though, because I've never misdelivered an order as far as I know. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 12, 2021 07:06 PM (L2ZTs)
Not even water.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 12, 2021 06:56 PM (H5knJ)
He gets all needed moisture from seeds and berries and hobos.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at May 12, 2021 07:06 PM (Wm5SB)
Posted by: Jean at May 12, 2021 07:06 PM (Sz9ka)
Posted by: And I've got a big tip for you too at May 12, 2021 07:03 PM (Tnijr)
I quit!
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 12, 2021 07:06 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 12, 2021 07:07 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Buttfucker 3000 at May 12, 2021 07:07 PM (nJefF)
Posted by: Joe XiDen
No one tell them how gold is mined.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 12, 2021 07:07 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at May 12, 2021 07:07 PM (8CMuu)
Posted by: buzzion at May 12, 2021 07:08 PM (vMCab)
Ever deliver any cucumbers to a busty lonely lass? It's ok if you lie to us.
Posted by: And I've got a big tip for you too at May 12, 2021 07:08 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: G'rump928(c)
Little trapdoor
Posted by: Jean at May 12, 2021 07:08 PM (Sz9ka)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 12, 2021 07:08 PM (OTzUX)
https://bit.ly/33IkHrm
Posted by: bonhomme at May 12, 2021 06:26 PM
Van Morrison fans?
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 12, 2021 07:09 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Jordan61
My Karen-mother is like soooo embarrassing. She ALWAYS wants to talk to the manager. Like, I mean, EVERY TIME.
And masks are so totally lame. They are, like, for OLD PEOPLE
Posted by: 14 year old Miklos at May 12, 2021 07:09 PM (QzkSJ)
If the customer complains, they will send someone else out to get and deliver the order, *again.* Not sure what they do with the misbehaving driver though, because I've never misdelivered an order as far as I know. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve
That was a nice surprise for us. We were hungry and couldn't decide. LOL.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 12, 2021 07:09 PM (OCTRt)
I did about a month ago deliver two big bags of balloons to an office in La Palma, and last summer I also once delivered something like 10 gallons of milk to a house in East Long Beach, from a Long Beach inner-city liquor store.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 12, 2021 07:10 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 12, 2021 07:10 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: No Longer Amused at May 12, 2021 07:10 PM (veKLA)
It is, but there's probably a 1000:1 difference in cost / launch. One wonders how long they (the Israelis) can keep it up.
Posted by: pep
They have lasers too
Posted by: Jean at May 12, 2021 07:10 PM (Sz9ka)
Posted by: G'rump928(c)
Little trapdoor
Posted by: Jean
tailgate
Posted by: Miklos, lit as the Drinking Lamp at May 12, 2021 07:11 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: SMH at May 12, 2021 07:11 PM (wparq)
Posted by: Jamaica nyc at May 12, 2021 07:11 PM (b+v9B)
People rich enough to live deep in the cities are often also rich enough to have everything delivered.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 12, 2021 07:11 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Eromero at May 12, 2021 07:11 PM (0OP+5)
balloons to an office in La Palma, and last summer I also once delivered
something like 10 gallons of milk to a house in East Long Beach, from a
Long Beach inner-city liquor store.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 12, 2021 07:10 PM (L2ZTs)
+++That's a lot of milk.
Posted by: washrivergal at May 12, 2021 07:12 PM (dcoFt)
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2021 07:05 PM (/AYEk)
Do you have a short haircut between a bob and Elizabeth Warren and wear glasses of a style similar to her?
Posted by: buzzion at May 12, 2021 07:12 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 12, 2021 07:13 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2021 07:13 PM (/AYEk)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 12, 2021 07:13 PM (L2ZTs)
People rich enough to live deep in the cities are often also rich enough to have everything delivered.
Posted by: qdpsteve
___
Of course.
Guess being a poor country mouse has its bennies after all.
Posted by: SMH at May 12, 2021 07:13 PM (wparq)
Posted by: klaftern at May 12, 2021 07:13 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 12, 2021 07:13 PM (2goRJ)
Posted by: SMH
Wife did in-store shopping at Aldi for parking lot pick up. Now she's doing in store shopping for Brookshires.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 12, 2021 07:14 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: JROD at May 12, 2021 07:14 PM (0jZnq)
Posted by: buzzion at May 12, 2021 07:12 PM (vMCab)
No, I told him I didn't have a Karen haircut! My hair is shoulder-length.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2021 07:15 PM (/AYEk)
Heh, My first tax paying job was mickey d's. First night the circus was in town. $1.85 an hr. Mom would make me take off my polyester uniform off in the garage because grease smell.
Posted by: Infidel at May 12, 2021 07:15 PM (E0OEG)
Posted by: JROD
Amen.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 12, 2021 07:15 PM (OCTRt)
Long Beach inner-city liquor store.
Posted by: qdpsteve ''A huse?
A Yurt, I would understand.
Posted by: Miklos, drinking wat he's got at May 12, 2021 07:16 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at May 12, 2021 07:06 PM (Wm5SB)
And Nectar of Man.
Posted by: OMG LOL at May 12, 2021 07:16 PM (/FR9s)
Posted by: torabora at May 12, 2021 07:16 PM (eCWrU)
Posted by: Infidel
First job was cash under the table at 15 as a busboy at an Italian restaurant. I ate great.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 12, 2021 07:16 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Jean at May 12, 2021 07:16 PM (Sz9ka)
Posted by: buzzion at May 12, 2021 07:12 PM (vMCab)
No, I told him I didn't have a Karen haircut! My hair is shoulder-length.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2021 07:15 PM (/AYEk)
Hmmmm, avoiding the glasses question I see
Posted by: buzzion at May 12, 2021 07:17 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: SMH at May 12, 2021 07:11 PM (wparq)
I'm not in a city, but I shop for everything in person but Whole Foods. Every month or so, I put in a delivery order for my allergy-only stuff that only they have (Tofutti sour cream, oat milk whip cream, non-tree nut vegan mozzarella cheese, etc)...it's like a 8-10 item order that hits the "Amazon minimum"...it's not worth going out of my way, and it's 1st world stuff, but while they deliver it, I don't mind getting it. I rarely use the "subs" but if it's pizza night or sundae night or taco night, it's nice having them around...
Posted by: Nova local at May 12, 2021 07:17 PM (b1h2x)
Posted by: JT at May 12, 2021 07:17 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Infidel at May 12, 2021 07:17 PM (E0OEG)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 12, 2021 07:17 PM (L2ZTs)
Any CenTex morons that would like to gather for lunch on May 28th in the SW Austin area email me in my nic. It will be a public venue so pants will be required. Friends and family welcome.
Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at May 12, 2021 07:18 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 12, 2021 07:16 PM (OCTRt)
*jealous*
I started working at Hot Dog on a Stick when I was 14.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2021 07:18 PM (/AYEk)
Posted by: Jean
They think electric vehicles are the future. Wait'll they have to figure out how to dispose of a million dead batteries.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 12, 2021 07:18 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Infidel at May 12, 2021 07:19 PM (E0OEG)
I learned early on why my dad hated officers.
Posted by: SMH at May 12, 2021 07:19 PM (wparq)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 12, 2021 07:19 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: buzzion at May 12, 2021 07:17 PM (vMCab)
Ha! No, I don't wear glasses, except cheaters sometimes when the print is small.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2021 07:19 PM (/AYEk)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 12, 2021 07:19 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 12, 2021 07:20 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 12, 2021 07:20 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy not a DHS informant at May 12, 2021 07:20 PM (wb3D1)
Posted by: Jordan61
The year you got married !
Posted by: JT at May 12, 2021 07:20 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2021 07:19 PM (/AYEk)
Like perhaps in a restaurant menu. Hmmmm. I think we got a secret Karen on our hands.
Posted by: buzzion at May 12, 2021 07:20 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: Joe XiDen
because Ruth's Chris doesn't sell Clearasil, dude.
Posted by: stoners at May 12, 2021 07:21 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: f'd at May 12, 2021 07:21 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 12, 2021 06:36 PM (OTzUX)
--------
Pretty much all "conservative" media is just for show and won't go for the jugular.
Posted by: MAGA (stop the steal link in this nic) at May 12, 2021 07:22 PM (cMXNt)
Posted by: Lt. Col. Bearclaw at May 12, 2021 07:23 PM (W4eKo)
.
If I picked up at 7-Eleven I assumed my customers were stone's.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 12, 2021 07:24 PM (cSyAR)
Posted by: Jean at May 12, 2021 07:24 PM (Sz9ka)
Posted by: SMH at May 12, 2021 07:19 PM (wparq)
And officer's wives who tried to wear their husband's rank.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus Belli) at May 12, 2021 07:25 PM (l7Kbv)
Posted by: jwpaine at May 12, 2021 07:25 PM (bv1UB)
Posted by: buzzion
It's the quiet Karens you have to look out for.
Posted by: Miklos, adjusting monocle at May 12, 2021 07:25 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Mookie at May 12, 2021 07:25 PM (u+Y3T)
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2021 07:26 PM (/AYEk)
Posted by: Jean
Hopefully space travel will be so cheap by them, we can schedule some Sun Shots for disposal.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 12, 2021 07:26 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Propaganda Parrot at May 12, 2021 07:26 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2021 06:56 PM (s9fsa)
What can you do? That's all awful.
Posted by: m at May 12, 2021 07:26 PM (SJbY/)
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert
__
Especially them.
Posted by: SMH at May 12, 2021 07:26 PM (wparq)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 12, 2021 07:26 PM (nI1Kq)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 12, 2021 07:26 PM (/edtu)
The two competitors names are, and I kid you not...
Butturff and Rash.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 12, 2021 07:27 PM (5i2Dz)
Posted by: Mookie
West-East over the Mississippi around New Orleans and the east coast is fucked.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 12, 2021 07:27 PM (OCTRt)
These donuts are NOT fresh!
Posted by: Lt. Col. Bearclaw at May 12, 2021 07:23 PM (W4eKo)
MAYDAY, MY FRIENDSH, MAYDAY!
Posted by: Crash McCain at May 12, 2021 07:27 PM (l8aQz)
Posted by: m at May 12, 2021 07:26 PM (SJbY/)
She keeps saying she's going to get another job. I just keep holding out for that.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2021 07:28 PM (/AYEk)
In other news Buttfucker 3000 is a personal hero.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 12, 2021 06:20 PM (IYHxL)
That judge sounds like a real A-hole. I suspect Buttfucker 3000 has had dealings with him before.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 12, 2021 07:28 PM (rxZRY)
Posted by: Mookie at May 12, 2021 07:28 PM (u+Y3T)
Posted by: SFGoth at May 12, 2021 06:56 PM (KAi1n)
Aren't they even more dominant by getting us to change their litter boxes for them?
Posted by: m at May 12, 2021 07:29 PM (SJbY/)
Posted by: runner at May 12, 2021 07:29 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 12, 2021 07:29 PM (JfK3f)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 12, 2021 07:30 PM (l8aQz)
Posted by: m at May 12, 2021 07:26 PM (SJbY/)
She keeps saying she's going to get another job. I just keep holding out for that.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2021 07:28 PM (/AYEk)
There's a guy at work that is always bitching and moaning. "The more money you make the less you have to do." "I can never get any help." Any issue and he is just yelling and cussing up a storm to the point I just ignore it. He's also always going to quit. The funny part is that he said he really was putting in his notice and then another guy left so his position is opened. More money than he makes now so he signed up for it. And I really think he believes it is an easier job.
Posted by: buzzion at May 12, 2021 07:31 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: Propaganda Parrot at May 12, 2021 07:32 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 12, 2021 07:28 PM (rxZRY)
+++Had to laugh at this sentence.
Posted by: washrivergal at May 12, 2021 07:32 PM (dcoFt)
High-rises being taken down systematically, like demolitions. Usually there are "roof knocks" as a last chance for everyone to make the right decision.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 12, 2021 07:32 PM (OTzUX)
Having said that... I kind of agree that in numerous companies, higher-paid management has it arranged that they never really have to do anything. All they have to do is rubber-stamp work done by underlings.
It was definitely that way when I was working for the State of California. A lot of the people making the most money had next to no work at all to perform.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 12, 2021 07:33 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 12, 2021 07:34 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Infidel at May 12, 2021 07:34 PM (E0OEG)
Posted by: thathalfrican
I feel bad.
I have never fucked a single butt, much less 3000.
Okay, maybe that one time.
Posted by: Miklos, bucket list unadjusted at May 12, 2021 07:34 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 12, 2021 07:34 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 12, 2021 07:34 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Mookie at May 12, 2021 07:35 PM (u+Y3T)
Rescue pit bull helps autistic boy start opening up and talking.
__________
I was at a dog show years ago when an outing of profoundly retarded people was brought in. It was touching to see how these unfortunates responded to the dogs who visited them and how empathic the dogs were.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 12, 2021 07:35 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: LASue at May 12, 2021 07:36 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: m at May 12, 2021 07:36 PM (SJbY/)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 12, 2021 07:36 PM (pUDQf)
==
you know who else wanted to clone and army of warriors ??
Posted by: runner at May 12, 2021 07:36 PM (V13WU)
*Pull string*
*spin*
"Stay inside! Stay inside!*
*Pull string*
*spin*
"Still not safe! Still not safe!"
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 12, 2021 07:36 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: LASue at May 12, 2021 07:36 PM (Ed8Zd
Amazing how easily he plays white trash.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 12, 2021 07:37 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
The DNC convention in Charlotte, right?
Posted by: Miklos, with well-fed doggie at May 12, 2021 07:37 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: runner at May 12, 2021 07:36 PM (V13WU)
Palpatine?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 12, 2021 07:37 PM (l8aQz)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 12, 2021 07:34 PM (L2ZTs)
Luckily, because we are accountants and have the whole separation of duties thing, we can't do each other's jobs.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2021 07:37 PM (/AYEk)
Posted by: runner at May 12, 2021 07:38 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: LASue at May 12, 2021 07:38 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: m
Some are not the best, really not the best.
Posted by: President Miklos Trump Jr. at May 12, 2021 07:39 PM (QzkSJ)
I'm sick of it but it's also become clear to me I have a doormat personality in the workplace, which is why I kind of really like Uber Eats, where I'm a one-man workforce for myself and there is no one else there who can be abusive.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 12, 2021 07:39 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Mrs. 3000 at May 12, 2021 07:39 PM (W4eKo)
Dewey in the pool naked with the whores is just Biden with a few more tattoos
Posted by: LASue at May 12, 2021 07:38 PM
& better bladder control
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 12, 2021 07:39 PM (DUIap)
Posted by: runner at May 12, 2021 07:36 PM (V13WU)
Palpatine?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
I contributed $20....
Posted by: Doing what he can and may at May 12, 2021 07:40 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert
I hated saluting cars with Officer stickers on to find some drunk house frau inside.
Posted by: Jean at May 12, 2021 07:40 PM (Sz9ka)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 12, 2021 07:40 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 12, 2021 07:40 PM (vuisn)
*pull string**spin*"Wear one mask forever!"
*pull string**spin*"Wear 3 masks for 6 months!"
Posted by: Mookie at May 12, 2021 07:40 PM (u+Y3T)
Posted by: Mookie
West-East over the Mississippi around New Orleans and the east coast is fucked.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 12, 2021 07:27 PM (OCTRt)
Are you saying I could not get California organic artichokes in DC if some bridges over some podunk river in fly-over country are closed? Whaaat? Who put the artichoke transport-critical roads going over bridges? Those fly-over states are sooo backward and stupid!
Posted by: AOC at May 12, 2021 07:40 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 12, 2021 07:41 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: f'd at May 12, 2021 07:21 PM (Tnijr)
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I understand they really let loose with the salty language.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 12, 2021 07:42 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: LASue at May 12, 2021 07:38 PM (Ed8Zd)
Darn it, I almost choked laughing at that one!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 12, 2021 07:42 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by:
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We quantify and qualify all performance surveys.
And we've got an eye on you too.
Work, work, work
Posted by: Managment at May 12, 2021 07:42 PM (JfK3f)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 12, 2021 07:36 PM (pUDQf)
105% possible, not recommended.
Posted by: Engineering Section at May 12, 2021 07:42 PM (4I/2K)
The DNC convention in Charlotte, right?
Posted by: Miklos, with well-fed doggie
___________
Har, har. No, in Indiana. Borzoi judging time was 8:00 AM, which meant we had to leave the house at about 3:30. Miss Possum was Best of Breed, then later Hound Group 1, so we had to stay through Best in Show, which we lost. Then a long drive home. Long day.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 12, 2021 07:42 PM (mht8P)
David Bowie and Brian Eno did a song, an anthem really, back in Bowie's German days, it's called Heroes.
Bowie recorded it sung in English, and in German, too. I prefer the German one.
Remember Crowded House, the band? Here is Neil Finn of Crowded House doing his acoustic version of Heroes.
The paste did not work. Just go to YouTube and search Neil Finn Heroes.
If you have always wanted to play guitar, but haven't really tried it yet, do this song as your start. It is easy to play, no hard fingerings. All you need is the rhythm, and that is the key.
Posted by: Monsieur Gaga at May 12, 2021 07:42 PM (4ZE6o)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 12, 2021 07:40 PM (vuisn)
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Temba, his bowels empty
Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 12, 2021 07:43 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 12, 2021 07:43 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: f'd at May 12, 2021 07:21 PM (Tnijr)
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I understand they really let loose with the salty language.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 12, 2021 07:42 PM (CAJOC)
It was all kinda NaCly.
Posted by: m at May 12, 2021 07:43 PM (SJbY/)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 12, 2021 07:36 PM (pUDQf)
105% possible, not recommended.
Posted by: Engineering Section at May 12, 2021 07:42 PM (4I/2K)
I hear ya.
Posted by: Quint at May 12, 2021 07:43 PM (x/IHv)
If Putin produced an army of Cossack bear-men and sinister Russian ice queens firing rifles while riding motorcycles, I would seriously consider emigrating there.
Posted by: CppThis at May 12, 2021 07:43 PM (zcf1k)
Posted by: LASue at May 12, 2021 07:38 PM (Ed8Zd)
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Joey, Billy, and Dewey in the pool naked with...
Top Men all.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 12, 2021 07:44 PM (JfK3f)
3000-year-old DNA, BTW.
Posted by: andycanuck at May 12, 2021 07:44 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Mrs. 3000 at May 12, 2021 07:39 PM (W4eKo
This place.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 12, 2021 07:44 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Jordan61 at May
I've no such luxury. And when others don't perform, it's the patient that suffers. Literally. So, fuck. I get to try to do all of it.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 12, 2021 07:44 PM (KfYBd)
I'm sure that Carnival or Royal Caribbean would be glad to sell him one of their idled cruise ships for cheap.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 12, 2021 07:45 PM (HkGKp)
Posted by: Mookie
I can't, because it is. Gird your loins for four years of daisy-chain crises. Jimmy Carter's tenure was a clusterf*ck of accidental crises; this one will be deliberate, malicious, in-your-face.
Posted by: Ordinary American at May 12, 2021 07:45 PM (BA6Qv)
So the Gulfies - and Egypt, of course, and the portion of the Jordanian regime that is rational - now have additional reasons to want the Palestinians, or at least Hamas, crushed.
Of course while this is going on the US is in the process of unleashing Iran, rescuing the regime, destroying the sanctions stranglehold, all purportedly to get back into a nuclear deal that Iran hasn't complied with and which is worthless anyway. Oh - and restoring US $ to Palestinians via UN laundering.
One of the two big, and completely foreseen, catastrophes of these idiots getting into power.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 12, 2021 07:45 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: SMH at May 12, 2021 07:46 PM (hEdp8)
Posted by: AOC
I wonder if you could do a coast-to-coast trip without using any major bridges. You can get around the mighty Mississippi by going north of it in Minnesota. Or save a couple miles and just walk across it where it starts in Itasca state park.
Posted by: mikeski at May 12, 2021 07:46 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 12, 2021 07:47 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: banana Dream at May 12, 2021 07:48 PM (Fq1gB)
So the Gulfies - and Egypt, of course, and the portion of the Jordanian regime that is rational - now have additional reasons to want the Palestinians, or at least Hamas, crushed.
Of course while this is going on the US is in the process of unleashing Iran, rescuing the regime, destroying the sanctions stranglehold, all purportedly to get back into a nuclear deal that Iran hasn't complied with and which is worthless anyway. Oh - and restoring US $ to Palestinians via UN laundering.
One of the two big, and completely foreseen, catastrophes of these idiots getting into power.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 12, 2021 07:45 PM (OTzUX)
Spot on
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 12, 2021 07:48 PM (OVEfo)
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2021 07:48 PM (/AYEk)
Posted by: Mookie
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Closing all the bridges crossing the Mississippi is a start.
Next ground air traffic.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 12, 2021 07:49 PM (JfK3f)
Posted by: AOC
Who ram in the ramma lamma ding dong?
Posted by: banana Dream at May 12, 2021 07:49 PM (Fq1gB)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 12, 2021 07:49 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 12, 2021 07:36 PM (pUDQf)
I believe it. CNN probably gives a 3x weighting to every minority person's approval for Biden. Reparations!
Posted by: AOC at May 12, 2021 07:50 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2021 07:48 PM (/AYEk)
Some days I wish I could drink on the weekdays.
Posted by: buzzion at May 12, 2021 07:50 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 12, 2021 07:45 PM (OTzUX)
aka Bad Luck
Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated american at May 12, 2021 07:50 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: CppThis at May 12, 2021 07:50 PM (zcf1k)
Hard to carry the car across, however.
Posted by: Mookie at May 12, 2021 07:50 PM (u+Y3T)
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2021 07:48 PM (/AYEk)
Whippets?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 12, 2021 07:50 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Biden doesn't even know where Iran is located. He can't find his freaking mask for cripes sake.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 12, 2021 07:51 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Tonypete at May 12, 2021 07:51 PM (Rvt8
Iran? Yeah, I ran to the bathroom because my nappy was full....
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 12, 2021 07:52 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 12, 2021 07:52 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: buzzion at May 12, 2021 07:50 PM (vMCab)
I don't usually drink at all, let alone weekdays. But I had a really, really shitty day at work today.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2021 07:52 PM (/AYEk)
Posted by: Ordinary American at May 12, 2021 07:52 PM (BA6Qv)
Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at May 12, 2021 07:52 PM (cSyAR)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 12, 2021 07:50 PM (pUDQf)
The full greyhounds provide a longer euphoric high. I've been told.
Posted by: JEF McDogSmoker at May 12, 2021 07:53 PM (Fq1gB)
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2021 07:48 PM (/AYEk)
Whippets?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 12, 2021 07:50 PM (pUDQf)
Whippet good.
Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated american at May 12, 2021 07:54 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at May 12, 2021 07:54 PM (oUcR5)
Who put the artichoke transport-critical roads going over bridges?
Posted by: AOC
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Shows the consequences of Americans' insatiable demand for guacamole.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 12, 2021 07:54 PM (mht8P)
https://tinyurl.com/k5a64742
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How?
Giving them waterproof masks?
Posted by: SMH at May 12, 2021 07:54 PM (hEdp8)
I'm running as fast as I can, and I can't keep up with the stoopid in this country. It's in free-fall.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 12, 2021 07:54 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Miklos "Mark" Mothersbaugh at May 12, 2021 07:54 PM (QzkSJ)
Very true. And too many people just will not see this.
Posted by: Mookie at May 12, 2021 07:54 PM (u+Y3T)
Posted by: CppThis at May 12, 2021 07:54 PM (zcf1k)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 12, 2021 07:55 PM (JfK3f)
Posted by: buzzion at May 12, 2021 07:50 PM (vMCab)
I don't usually drink at all, let alone weekdays. But I had a really, really shitty day at work today.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2021 07:52 PM (/AYEk)
Why do you think I wish I could drink on the weekdays? Its just 4:30 am comes up quick and alcohol is really good at keeping me asleep.
Posted by: buzzion at May 12, 2021 07:55 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 12, 2021 07:55 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at May 12, 2021 07:54 PM (oUcR5)
Who amongst thou will stoppeth the rain?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 12, 2021 07:55 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at May 12, 2021 07:54 PM (oUcR5)
Ewww.. now we know who stole the Time machine!
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 12, 2021 07:55 PM (oHd/0)
Non-floridians are not amused
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 12, 2021 07:55 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: mikeski at May 12, 2021 07:46 PM (P1f+c)
It all depends on the definition of 'major' bridges.
Posted by: AOC at May 12, 2021 07:56 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 12, 2021 07:56 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at May 12, 2021 07:57 PM (oUcR5)
ALH, I'm with you. I am not ok with 60 degree days in May. I demand 15 degrees more. Where is my global warming, dammit??
Also annoyed that my sister will not be visiting this week from Virginia, thanks to the gasoline shortage. I was really looking forward to it.
Posted by: April at May 12, 2021 07:57 PM (OX9vb)
Breaks civil rights laws.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 12, 2021 07:57 PM (pUDQf)
Breaks civil rights laws.
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Like that matters anymore.
Posted by: SMH at May 12, 2021 07:57 PM (hEdp8)
Posted by: Tonypete at May 12, 2021 07:51 PM (Rvt8
L
Yep! Don lemon and his butt buddies yuked it up Pretty heartily thinking Trump and the rest of us Neanderthals couldnt find Ukraine on a map if there was a big U snd a crane.
Biden cant find his ass with either hand
Hardeharhar.
Posted by: LASue at May 12, 2021 07:57 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at May 12, 2021 07:54 PM (oUcR5)
It wasn't cold but it was rainy in SE GA. We needed it. The prior two weeks had been sort of dry.
Posted by: banana d at May 12, 2021 07:57 PM (Fq1gB)
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Dogs are awesome. People though should be force fed covid infested bats and then shotgun blasted in the faces.
Get off my lawn.
Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at May 12, 2021 07:58 PM (Hw/TY)
Posted by: April at May 12, 2021 07:57 PM (OX9vb)
Can't she call an Uber?
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at May 12, 2021 07:58 PM (oUcR5)
Posted by: AOC
Lloyd Bridges was a sailor in the Coast Guard.
But that's not important right now.
Posted by: Miklos, who always picks the wrong week at May 12, 2021 07:58 PM (QzkSJ)
Non-floridians are not amused
Posted by: Dave in Fla
Was in the Bonham, Tx post office today. No one had on a mask.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 12, 2021 07:59 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: AOC
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Shows the consequences of Americans' insatiable demand for guacamole.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 12, 2021 07:54 PM (mht8P)
That we've switched to using artichokes? God help us all.
Posted by: Cheap Justice Roberts at May 12, 2021 07:59 PM (uhPTO)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 12, 2021 07:59 PM (UHVv4)
Breaks civil rights laws.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
HA! As if he cares or will be required to follow the law.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 12, 2021 07:59 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: runner at May 12, 2021 07:59 PM (V13WU)
But that's not important right now.
Posted by: Miklos
Is this some kind of bust?
Posted by: Tonypete at May 12, 2021 07:59 PM (Rvt88)
Non-floridians are not amused
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 12, 2021 07:55 PM (5p7BC)
I got full-on yelled at at CVS for not wearing one. They say "go through the drive through!" and then look stupidly at you when you say you need Sudafed and they won't send the signing machine out there. "Well, okay then." Idiots.
Around here we now have the stupidity of asshole companies going Karen and requiring them when the government doesn't. I need a new phone (complications prevent ordering and activating online) and I may have to switch companies after 20 freaking years because T-Mobile is asshoe.
Posted by: Catherine at May 12, 2021 08:00 PM (41zFX)
That we've switched to using artichokes? God help us all.
Posted by: Cheap Justice Roberts at May 12, 2021 07:59 PM (uhPTO)
__________
*blushes*
Another unforced error.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 12, 2021 08:00 PM (mht8P)
???
In my Star Fleet Personnel Department, Kirk would never get another command. Or be promoted to Admiral.
He has wrecked a number of highly valuable Star Fleet Constitution Class cruisers. We have other Captains that can get the job done without Galactic Paternity Suits and destroying Star Fleet assets.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 12, 2021 08:00 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 12, 2021 08:01 PM (4fSQf)
Are they part of the pipeline that was hacked?
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at May 12, 2021 08:01 PM (oUcR5)
I've gotten evil eyes, but as yet, no one has said anything to me.
I almost wish they would.
Posted by: SMH at May 12, 2021 08:01 PM (hEdp8)
Posted by: Miklos, now those are hills to die on at May 12, 2021 08:01 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Doomed at May 12, 2021 08:01 PM (ldmQR)
Still, 99% still wear masks here and I fantasize about which oral cavity of theirs Id shove that mask up and twist for good measure.
Get off my lawn.
Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at May 12, 2021 08:01 PM (Hw/TY)
Non-floridians are not amused
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 12, 2021 07:55 PM (5p7BC)
I hope that filters north soon. Just a hop across the border into GA and it's karen central. Savannah's mayor is a big city lib which explains a lot. Also, we're getting full of NE transplants. I'm pushing boundaries more but I haven't seen the resistance letting up.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 12, 2021 08:01 PM (Fq1gB)
Dog: Come on, honey, you've had enough.
Cat: I'll be back!!!
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at May 12, 2021 08:02 PM (NWWIf)
I have a neighbor who has had a couple of pits. These boys have always fallen in love with my lab mixes. No fights ever - only that who gets to go into who's house...always with waggy tails.
Never had an issue.
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 12, 2021 08:02 PM (sFPHo)
They have stated, no vaccine, no visit.
Pity they'll never see their great-grandbabies in person.
Posted by: SMH at May 12, 2021 08:03 PM (hEdp8)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 12, 2021 08:03 PM (5HBd1)
I've gotten evil eyes, but as yet, no one has said anything to me.
I almost wish they would.
Posted by: SMH at May 12, 2021 08:01 PM (hEdp
Been cussed at and yelled at. Cussed at by another shopper and yelled at by an employee. I'm far too well-mannered. I have been putting off doctor and dentist visits. I cannot stand having a mask on my face.
Posted by: Catherine at May 12, 2021 08:03 PM (41zFX)
********
Yeah me too, time to go back to proper old handles now.
Posted by: We Be Fucked at May 12, 2021 08:03 PM (Hw/TY)
Posted by: runner at May 12, 2021 08:03 PM (V13WU)
Biden's approval rating has climbed to 105%, per CNN.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
He's got the whole world in his hands.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 12, 2021 08:04 PM (63Dwl)
When you get reamed by the BF3K, baby, you stay RIPPED!*
*Possible radio advert tagline.
Posted by: Sharkman at May 12, 2021 08:04 PM (JPXmy)
Posted by: Catherine
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I'm permanently tanned and tall.
Small blessings and all.
Posted by: SMH at May 12, 2021 08:04 PM (hEdp8)
Flipping thru TV channels and for some reason I stopped on Chicago Fire. That reason being Kara Killmer. She's easy on the eyes!
Posted by: Doof at May 12, 2021 08:04 PM (mZUr4)
Hooray for living in a red state!
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at May 12, 2021 08:05 PM (oUcR5)
Posted by: Doomed at May 12, 2021 08:05 PM (ldmQR)
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair
I thought I did but alas, DeWiner is GOPe and asshoe.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 12, 2021 08:06 PM (Rvt88)
Lloyd Bridges was a sailor in the Coast Guard.
But that's not important right now.
Posted by: Miklos, who always picks the wrong week at May 12, 2021 07:58 PM (QzkSJ)
Bridge over the river kwai just fell apart when the bomb went boom
Posted by: BifBewalski - chenneling Shears as ah wonders aloud what he has dine at May 12, 2021 08:06 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 12, 2021 08:07 PM (sFPHo)
Class cruisers. We have other Captains that can get the job done
without Galactic Paternity Suits and destroying Star Fleet assets"
Not only that, but he lost functional command of the Enterprise no fewer than 13 times in 3 years. (I counted one day while bored at work). How in hell does a Captain lose command of a planet-destroying weapon over a dozen times and retain command?
Posted by: Mookie at May 12, 2021 08:07 PM (u+Y3T)
I thought I did but alas, DeWiner is GOPe and asshoe.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 12, 2021 08:06 PM (Rvt8
Just waiting for that bill to finally take effect. And seeing what bullshit he pulls to try and get around it.
Posted by: buzzion at May 12, 2021 08:07 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: BifBewalski - meh at May 12, 2021 08:07 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: runner at May 12, 2021 08:03 PM (V13WU)
Maybe they just clapped hot iron to it.
Posted by: CppThis at May 12, 2021 08:08 PM (zcf1k)
Small blessings and all.
Posted by: SMH at May 12, 2021 08:04 PM (hEdp
LOL, you gotta work what you got!
Posted by: April at May 12, 2021 08:08 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at May 12, 2021 08:08 PM (Hw/TY)
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 12, 2021 08:09 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Catherine at May 12, 2021 08:09 PM (41zFX)
Posted by: Ordinary American at May 12, 2021 08:09 PM (BA6Qv)
Posted by: Mookie
And keep his pension to boot!
I pulled off the pension part!
-- Capt. "The Sea Hag' Holly Graf
Posted by: Tonypete at May 12, 2021 08:09 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 12, 2021 08:09 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 12, 2021 08:10 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: rickb223
"Ladies and gentlemen of the Jury. Let's not get caught up in various wild theories spun by the prosecution about 'oo butt-fucked 'oo, and all take a step back and a deep breath and think about what this case is REALLY about: Rank discrimination against butt-fuckers by our hopelessly Puritanical society!!"
Posted by: Sharkman at May 12, 2021 08:10 PM (JPXmy)
Not only that, but he lost functional command of the Enterprise no fewer than 13 times in 3 years. (I counted one day while bored at work). How in hell does a Captain lose command of a planet-destroying weapon over a dozen times and retain command?
Posted by: Mookie at May 12, 2021 08:07 PM (u+Y3T)
Well look at all the other Starfleet Captains that he was compared to. He never became near Godlike and attempted to take over the galaxy. He never went down to a planet and sided with the commies. Kirk is Ulysses S. Grant.
Posted by: buzzion at May 12, 2021 08:10 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: klaftern at May 12, 2021 08:10 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Catherine
*********
I get away with a lot I think because I look like serial killer and probably act like one too.
Hello Clarice....
Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at May 12, 2021 08:11 PM (Hw/TY)
458 does anyone know how to forward a text to an email address?
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 12, 2021 08:09 PM (iTXRQ)
Take a screen shot of the text to covert it to an image and then email the image to yourself
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 12, 2021 08:11 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: AZ Hi Deser
I know the widow of a Major General that has been dead for ten years that still wears his rank.
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at May 12, 2021 08:11 PM (xopIz)
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at May 12, 2021 07:54 PM (oUcR5)
It was OK. Just another day, really. 233 more to go before I can retire (I hope). Listening to some Bach right now to get my head clear and relaxed before tomorrow.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 12, 2021 08:11 PM (2JVJo)
But, hey. What the heck do I know...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 12, 2021 08:11 PM (sFPHo)
You are a graceful and cultured tall drink of water.
Will the back be recovered for dancing in October?
There is a list of 'rons that want to know.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 12, 2021 08:12 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 12, 2021 08:09 PM (iTXRQ)
are on an an iphone ?
Posted by: runner at May 12, 2021 08:12 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 12, 2021 08:12 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at May 12, 2021 08:12 PM (xopIz)
There is a list of 'rons that want to know.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
___
Back will be fine.
Finances. otoh...
Posted by: SMH at May 12, 2021 08:13 PM (hEdp8)
He never became near Godlike and attempted to take over the galaxy. He
never went down to a planet and sided with the commies. Kirk is Ulysses
S. Grant
And he never beamed his crew down to a planet that was subsequently eaten by a Doomsday Machine.
Starfleet needs to do a better job of vetting their captains!
Posted by: Mookie at May 12, 2021 08:13 PM (u+Y3T)
We are all pulling for you! When you retire, please continue to use your powers for good.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 12, 2021 08:13 PM (u82oZ)
Non-floridians are not amused
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 12, 2021 07:55 PM (5p7BC)
I hope that filters north soon. Just a hop across the border into GA and it's karen central. Savannah's mayor is a big city lib which explains a lot. Also, we're getting full of NE transplants. I'm pushing boundaries more but I haven't seen the resistance letting up.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 12, 2021 08:01 PM (Fq1gB)
I paid to fly on a B-29 Sunday evening, in Houston. The flight info email I received the day before had lots of "Masks are required on-board" statements. On the flight line, no crewmember wore a mask or said anything to me about putting on one before climbing aboard. The mask non-insanity was very refreshing! The flight and ground crew is from Kansas.
Posted by: Gref at May 12, 2021 08:13 PM (AMIL/)
*******
Dude what about Captain Janeway? Female captain gets her own ship and first thing she does is break it and get everyone lost. Im thinking Starfleet doesnt have a very high bar here for captains.
Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at May 12, 2021 08:13 PM (Hw/TY)
I am staying for the dancing this year, dammit!
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2021 08:13 PM (/AYEk)
innerneck says tap and hold the msg, and a menu comes up which includes the 'forward' option
it really works!
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 12, 2021 08:14 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 12, 2021 08:12 PM (UHVv4)
Or the commander of the Defiant, who took his ship into Tholian space and his crew mutinied and killed each other?
Or the Vulcan commander of the Intrepid, who lost his ship to a space amoeba?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 12, 2021 08:15 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 12, 2021 08:15 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: BignJames
Fast Combat Support Ship, AKA, an AOE: 794 feet of DFM, JP5, food, party favors and anti-venereal disease meds.
The latest in upgrades for the discerning mega-billionaire asshole.
Posted by: Sharkman at May 12, 2021 08:15 PM (JPXmy)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 12, 2021 08:16 PM (sFPHo)
Except church.
I keep wanting to write a respectful, yet damning letter to my bishop.
Oh. And then
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at May 12, 2021 08:16 PM (xopIz)
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 12, 2021 08:09 PM (iTXRQ)
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Take a screen shot of the text and email as an attachment.
Posted by: Weasel 3000 at May 12, 2021 08:16 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 12, 2021 08:15 PM (u82oZ)
Of course!
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2021 08:16 PM (/AYEk)
Posted by: Mookie
Why? Because he gets his man, in the end. It's alright, s'alright. It's alright, s'alright. It's alright. Oh yeah, my baby knows it's alright. He kills, he maims. He kills, he maims.
Posted by: SFGoth at May 12, 2021 08:16 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at May 12, 2021 08:17 PM (cSyAR)
The movie reboot exceeded all of that with the stupid command choices in it.
Star Fleet has a merit-based promotion deficiency.
That sustained superior performance with increasing responsibility is just not Star Fleet.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 12, 2021 08:17 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Can't help myself at May 12, 2021 08:17 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 12, 2021 08:15 PM (u82oZ)
Of course!
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2021 08:16 PM (/AYEk
Do you tango?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 12, 2021 08:17 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at May 12, 2021 08:18 PM (xopIz)
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 12, 2021 08:19 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Doomed at May 12, 2021 08:19 PM (ldmQR)
Posted by: Donger at May 12, 2021 08:19 PM (nJefF)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 12, 2021 08:17 PM (4fSQf)
LOL, nope. I flail around like an idiot, mostly.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2021 08:20 PM (/AYEk)
Posted by: InCali
Heh. Nice.
Posted by: Sharkman at May 12, 2021 08:20 PM (JPXmy)
Polkas, waltzes, and plant one foot in a spot and rotating around it, while dancing close. That's all I got.
I did square dancing in 5th grade. It's been a while.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 12, 2021 08:20 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2021 08:20 PM (/AYEk)
You dance like Elaine?
Posted by: Can't help myself at May 12, 2021 08:20 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: runner at May 12, 2021 08:21 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 12, 2021 08:21 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2021 08:20 PM (/AYEk)
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It's the blonde highlights, isn't it?
Posted by: Weasel 3000 at May 12, 2021 08:21 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 12, 2021 08:19 PM (nxdel)
Hmm, that's a tough one. Get back to me.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2021 08:21 PM (/AYEk)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy not a DHS informant at May 12, 2021 08:22 PM (wb3D1)
Posted by: runner
you are correct sir
I just learned how
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 12, 2021 08:22 PM (iTXRQ)
Which position did you sit in for the flight?
"FiFi" was here a few years ago but I passed on doing the flight. Did crawl around inside, though.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 12, 2021 08:22 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by:Mookie
Didn't Spock relieve him?
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at May 12, 2021 08:22 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Weasel 3000 at May 12, 2021 08:22 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 12, 2021 08:22 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Mookie at May 12, 2021 08:23 PM (u+Y3T)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 12, 2021 08:23 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: runner at May 12, 2021 08:23 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 12, 2021 08:23 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: Can't help myself at May 12, 2021 08:20 PM (2DOZq)
Ok, not that bad.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2021 08:23 PM (/AYEk)
Posted by: runner at May 12, 2021 08:23 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 12, 2021 08:23 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Weasel 3000 at May 12, 2021 08:21 PM (MVjcR)
Heh. Maybe.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2021 08:24 PM (/AYEk)
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 12, 2021 08:24 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Mookie at May 12, 2021 08:23 PM (u+Y3T)
The guy had style, yes. What's your point?
Posted by: Splunge at May 12, 2021 08:24 PM (RzGcW)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 12, 2021 08:24 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 12, 2021 08:24 PM (2goRJ)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 12, 2021 08:25 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Miklos, even bearded Spock was horrified at May 12, 2021 08:25 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 12, 2021 08:25 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: runner at May 12, 2021 08:25 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Doomed at May 12, 2021 08:25 PM (ldmQR)
The butffuckers 2000 had rubber skin and spoke with a NY accent. We spotted them easy. But these 3000 are new. They look like Florida men. They stand casually by palm trees, have Florida Gators bumper stickers, everything. Very hard to spot ...
Listen. Understand. That Buttfucker3000 is out there. It can't be reasoned with, it can't be bargained with... it doesn't feel pity of remorse or fear or use lubricant... and it absolutely will not stop. Ever. Until you are cornholed.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 12, 2021 08:26 PM (Fq1gB)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 12, 2021 08:26 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 12, 2021 08:24 PM (iTXRQ)
Rock the Brezhnev look.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 12, 2021 08:26 PM (l8aQz)
but even in Rome, where all things hideous and shameful from every part of the world find their centre and become popular."
_Tacitus
Posted by: Braenyard at May 12, 2021 08:26 PM (JfK3f)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 12, 2021 08:25 PM (UHVv4)
A natural-born Antifa if ever I saw one.
Posted by: Splunge at May 12, 2021 08:26 PM (RzGcW)
Posted by: Gonzotx at May 12, 2021 08:27 PM (0WEXg)
You forgot the Potassium Nitrate...
Posted by: Mookie at May 12, 2021 08:27 PM (u+Y3T)
Maybe I just dreamed it.
Posted by: Splunge at May 12, 2021 08:27 PM (RzGcW)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 12, 2021 08:27 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 12, 2021 08:27 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Infidel at May 12, 2021 08:28 PM (E0OEG)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 12, 2021 08:12 PM (UHVv4)
It's my ship and welcome to it.
Posted by: Commodore Decker at May 12, 2021 08:28 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: Doomed at May 12, 2021 08:25 PM (ldmQR)
Where did Kirk get the saltpeter? Did you ever wonder why a planet that had saltpeter, sulfur, and charcoal just "lying around" didn't blow up?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 12, 2021 08:28 PM (rxZRY)
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 12, 2021 08:28 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 12, 2021 08:28 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Doomed at May 12, 2021 08:29 PM (ldmQR)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 12, 2021 08:29 PM (CjFDo)
Temporary, I hope. If they aren't drinking you dry, that's a good thing.
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at May 12, 2021 08:29 PM (xopIz)
Dude what about Captain Janeway? Female captain gets her own ship and first thing she does is break it and get everyone lost. Im thinking Starfleet doesnt have a very high bar here for captains.
My longstanding theory is that after ST VI, with the discovery that Starfleet had conspired to continue the Cold War with the Klingon Empire, the Human worlds of the Federation went through a major leftwing political shift. The resultant new Federation government purged Starfleet of any officer deemed to militaristic, or competent. Around the same time, the development of the replicator meant that the government could provide a universal basic income, of sorts, but required massive amounts of raw material and energy, and created an underclass. So the Federation started gobbling up large swaths of space and sending out colonies. If the colonies had trouble, they were cut loose. The next seventy years saw Starfleet run on a shoestring budget, with aging ships flung to the far corners of Federation space for years at a time. Any halfway decent officer, or one who simply a complete moron, ended up getting promoted quickly.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 12, 2021 08:30 PM (jOcSX)
Posted by: Splunge at May 12, 2021 08:30 PM (RzGcW)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 12, 2021 08:30 PM (sFPHo)
Posted by: Doomed at May 12, 2021 08:30 PM (ldmQR)
The Trouble with Trigglypuffs
Posted by: Miklos, even bearded Spock was horrified at May 12, 2021 08:25 PM (QzkSJ)
"Biden's Brain".
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 12, 2021 08:31 PM (bxPTJ)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at May 12, 2021 08:29 PM (xopIz)
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Heh. Yeah, my daughter is the only one here full time. My four sons are all launched.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 12, 2021 08:31 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Mookie at May 12, 2021 08:32 PM (u+Y3T)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at May 12, 2021 08:32 PM (xopIz)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 12, 2021 08:32 PM (u82oZ)
Which position did you sit in for the flight?
"FiFi" was here a few years ago but I passed on doing the flight. Did crawl around inside, though.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 12, 2021 08:22 PM (OTzUX)
Yes, I flew on "Doc." Observer seat behind the pilot. Wow is all I can put into words about the experience, just WOW!
NaCly Dog, I envy you!
Posted by: Gref at May 12, 2021 08:32 PM (AMIL/)
Maybe I just dreamed it.
Posted by: Splunge at May 12, 2021 08:27 PM (RzGcW)
Maybe qdpsteve will know. He was touting his new bidet on an ONT a few weeks ago. He had to do some research
Posted by: Doof at May 12, 2021 08:32 PM (mZUr4)
wonder why a planet that had saltpeter, sulfur, and charcoal just "lying
around" didn't blow up?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Planet was seeded with what each one needed...except for the rudimentary lathe.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at May 12, 2021 08:32 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2021 08:32 PM (/AYEk)
Posted by: banana Dream at May 12, 2021 08:26 PM (Fq1gB
So...otter's nasty cousin, badger?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 12, 2021 08:32 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: zmdavid at May 12, 2021 08:33 PM (xqRaG)
Posted by: Tonypete at May 12, 2021 08:33 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 12, 2021 08:28 PM (u82oZ)
All you need to dance is a Hypnotizing Boogie:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bhJT3eqPJ0
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 12, 2021 08:33 PM (rxZRY)
Posted by: Doomed at May 12, 2021 08:33 PM (ldmQR)
Posted by: Weasel at May 12, 2021 08:33 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: T-800 at May 12, 2021 08:33 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at May 12, 2021 07:54 PM (oUcR5)
I guess I'm slow, cuz I'm gonna have to wait til tomorrow to see how my Thursday goes.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 12, 2021 08:34 PM (bxPTJ)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at May 12, 2021 08:34 PM (xopIz)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at May 12, 2021 08:34 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Doomed at May 12, 2021 08:33 PM (ldmQR)
Is there no middle ground between Star Trek and graphic sodomy?
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2021 08:34 PM (/AYEk)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at May 12, 2021 08:32 PM (xopIz)
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or DC or San Francisco or NYC
Posted by: Braenyard at May 12, 2021 08:34 PM (JfK3f)
Posted by: Doomed at May 12, 2021 08:34 PM (ldmQR)
Posted by: Splunge at May 12, 2021 08:35 PM (RzGcW)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 12, 2021 08:35 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Doomed at May 12, 2021 08:33 PM (ldmQR)
Is there no middle ground between Star Trek and graphic sodomy?
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2021 08:34 PM (/AYEk
Well, there's Yahtzee.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 12, 2021 08:35 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Doomed at May 12, 2021 08:35 PM (ldmQR)
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2021 08:32 PM (/AYEk)
because this is a Smart Military Blog. And we're all still 14 years old at heart.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 12, 2021 08:35 PM (bxPTJ)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at May 12, 2021 08:35 PM (xopIz)
Posted by: Jordan61
Meh, for a while it was all weight ratios and laden swallows.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at May 12, 2021 08:35 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 12, 2021 08:36 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at May 12, 2021 08:36 PM (AHq56)
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 12, 2021 08:37 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 12, 2021 08:37 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Weasel at May 12, 2021 08:33 PM (MVjcR)
The Metrons, supposedly named after Metatron, the Hebrew angel.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 12, 2021 08:38 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 12, 2021 08:38 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Jordan61
It is amazing, isn't it?
Posted by: Tonypete at May 12, 2021 08:33 PM (Rvt8
Sshhhhhh! It could be about Promethius
Posted by: BifBewalski - meh at May 12, 2021 08:38 PM (VcFUs)
I replied. "Today is Saturday."
What I should have said was "Get your supervisor over here right now. You have been rude to me."
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at May 12, 2021 08:38 PM (xopIz)
Posted by: Weasel 3000 at May 12, 2021 08:38 PM (MVjcR)
"That's correct, Mr. Spock, but I'd rather not discuss the BF-3000."
Posted by: Doomed at May 12, 2021 08:39 PM (ldmQR)
Posted by: Weasel 3000 at May 12, 2021 08:39 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Weasel at May 12, 2021 08:33 PM (MVjcR)
The Metrons. I had to look it up. I first thought it was the Talosians but that didn't seem right.
Posted by: Gref at May 12, 2021 08:39 PM (AMIL/)
Is there no middle ground between Star Trek and graphic sodomy?
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 12, 2021 08:34 PM (/AYEk)
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Pandora's box?
Posted by: Braenyard at May 12, 2021 08:39 PM (JfK3f)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at May 12, 2021 08:39 PM (xopIz)
Posted by: Weasel at May 12, 2021 08:33 PM (MVjcR)
The Metrons. I had to look it up. I first thought it was the Talosians but that didn't seem right.
Posted by: Gref at May 12, 2021 08:39 PM (AMIL/)
It was a great episode, but the short story on which it was based, by Frederic Brown, kicked its ass.
Posted by: Splunge at May 12, 2021 08:40 PM (RzGcW)
Posted by: mr sulu at May 12, 2021 08:40 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Weasel 3000 at May 12, 2021 08:40 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Doomed at May 12, 2021 08:41 PM (ldmQR)
Posted by: Gref at May 12, 2021 08:39 PM (AMIL/)
Shaka...
Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 12, 2021 08:41 PM (vuisn)
fudwin's law. everything reduces to junk that's going to get sucked into your engine if you're not careful.
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at May 12, 2021 08:41 PM (5br8a)
Posted by: JROD
Israel has an auto-dailer system that texts or calls every known civilian phone in their target areas prior to a strike, to try to minimize civvie casualties. But they are the Nazis and Hamas are the freedom fighters.
Posted by: Sharkman at May 12, 2021 08:41 PM (JPXmy)
It's that or boobies. Personally I prefer boobies.
Posted by: Can't help myself at May 12, 2021 08:42 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at May 12, 2021 08:42 PM (xopIz)
Posted by: Weasel at May 12, 2021 08:33 PM (MVjcR)
The Metrons. I had to look it up. I first thought it was the Talosians but that didn't seem right.
Posted by: Gref at May 12, 2021 08:39 PM (AMIL/)
It was a great episode, but the short story on which it was based, by Frederic Brown, kicked its ass.
Posted by: Splunge at May 12, 2021 08:40 PM (RzGcW)
A trivia tidbit I noticed when I looked up that episode: Ted Cassidy did the voice for the Gorn commander. Lurch!
Posted by: Gref at May 12, 2021 08:42 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 12, 2021 08:43 PM (UHVv4)
In a courtroom in the village of Tucker,
Did appear Nathan the long-haul trucker,
His defense for gay bathhouse sex was meager,
He said "Judge, I'm a real major-leaguer
I'm batting 3000 as a buttfucker!"
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 12, 2021 08:47 PM (aJJGg)
Posted by: Gref at May 12, 2021 08:42 PM (AMIL/)
Also did the voice for Balok, and live-starred as Ruk in "What Are Little Girls Made Of?"
Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 12, 2021 08:47 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: DB
Eyebrows? Just how many do you have?
Posted by: Frida Kahlo at May 12, 2021 08:50 PM (OFJlJ)
Well, duh pipeline is supposedly back on. Apparently word got out, as the gas stations weren't that full this evening around 8 PM or so.
I stopped at this little Exxon I frequently haunt (not for gas) and asked the guy there about the situation. He said they didn't run out, but would have if they didn't shut down half their pumps.
He had just opened them up. This morning he said, they got word to close down one side. That tamped down demand enough to keep them from running out.
Economics 101: When demand spikes and supply can't meet it, you can do two things. Let the price rise and tamp demand down, or don't change the price and ration. If you don't, you run out.
I thought that was a pretty smart rationing trick. Rather than try to limit amounts at the pump, just shut half of them down, which limits how fast they can dispense.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 12, 2021 09:03 PM (Mzdiz)
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