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Mid-Morning Art Thread

van Gogh clogs.jpg

A Pair of Leather Clogs
Vincent van Gogh

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1 nice crocs

Posted by: blaster at May 12, 2021 08:30 AM (ZfRYq)

2 hiya

Posted by: JT at May 12, 2021 08:30 AM (arJlL)

3 MAD LIB-MERICK (DO-IT-YOURSELF-DAY)

There once was a [gender] from [place]
Whose [body part] was as big as a [nautical term]
By the end of the [unit of time]
It was found to be [colorful adjective]
And as for the [farm animal], [ famous person] [pun].

Posted by: Muldoon at May 12, 2021 08:30 AM (Fc5rx)

4 WOOT FIRST BISHES!

Posted by: blaster at May 12, 2021 08:31 AM (ZfRYq)

5 Did he even need to get out of bed to paint this one?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 12, 2021 08:31 AM (LvTSG)

6 I can smell them from ear

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at May 12, 2021 08:31 AM (w9Wax)

7 Wear socks, please.

Posted by: BignJames at May 12, 2021 08:32 AM (AwYPR)

8 Does exactly what it says on the tin!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2021 08:32 AM (Jsjd7)

9 Saboteur left evidence of his crimes.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 12, 2021 08:33 AM (yrol0)

10 Wow Vince. So inspiring. Can you do a dust pan next?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 12, 2021 08:33 AM (o2MD2)

11 **Immediately thinks of the Geico "clogging problem" ad""

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 12, 2021 08:33 AM (dfRN6)

12 They look more like corduroy slippers.

Posted by: huerfano at May 12, 2021 08:34 AM (DzhEB)

13 This painting does not make me smile. It's boring af. Why?

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 12, 2021 08:34 AM (U2p+3)

14 I imagine those are smelly.

Posted by: dantesed at May 12, 2021 08:34 AM (88xKn)

15 "Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes."

Posted by: red speck at May 12, 2021 08:34 AM (gS3OW)

16 An' all those jerkoffs in their fancy cars
You can't believe your reviews
Oh no, you can't do that
Once you started wearing those shoes

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 12, 2021 08:35 AM (yrol0)

17 Pardon me, Floyd, is that the cat who chewed your new shoes?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 12, 2021 08:35 AM (IWgZv)

18 *considers title*

*considers art*

*nods*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 12, 2021 08:35 AM (6EUVF)

19 15 "Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes."
Posted by: red speck at May 12, 2021 08:34 AM (gS3OW)

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man wearing crocs.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 12, 2021 08:36 AM (yrol0)

20 Must of been a day when Van Gogh couldn't think of anything to paint.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 12, 2021 08:36 AM (Y5qcH)

21 Subtitle: A hard morning after a night dancing at the Discoteque.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 12, 2021 08:36 AM (HaL55)

22 my least favorite Vincent

Posted by: CN at May 12, 2021 08:36 AM (ONvIw)

23 Would not hang... would not wear.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 12, 2021 08:37 AM (NpAcC)

24 "Well... I got some black, and a sh-t-ton of this yellow ochre..."

Posted by: red speck at May 12, 2021 08:37 AM (gS3OW)

25 Van Gogh's style is so characteristic you can recognize his work at a glance.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 12, 2021 08:37 AM (o2MD2)

26 Are those Sketchers?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 12, 2021 08:37 AM (uSj2T)

27 I would put this over the place I ask my kids to put their shoes every day.

Posted by: Revenant at May 12, 2021 08:38 AM (rFIOB)

28 Vincent, you earless bastard! You're magnificent!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 12, 2021 08:38 AM (Y5qcH)

29 I can smell the funk from here.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 12, 2021 08:38 AM (3H9h1)

30 Vinnie Van GoGos in Savannah used to have good pizza.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 12, 2021 08:38 AM (yrol0)

31
Boot Camp - a limerick

Allow me to dispense you some wisdom
There are many types of shoes. I can list 'em
Brogans, oxfords, mocs
Galoshes, slippers, crocs
But don't flush 'em, they'll clog up the system

Posted by: Muldoon at May 12, 2021 08:38 AM (Fc5rx)

32 Goody Two Shoes

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 12, 2021 08:39 AM (VVEnO)

33 Paging Dr. Scholl...

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 12, 2021 08:39 AM (vuisn)

34 Those don't look like clogs. Too much support on the sides. I'd say Buster Browns.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 12, 2021 08:39 AM (45fpk)

35 I'll never be one to scoff
At the great Vincent van Gogh
If I tried, I surely would cough
For to that man, my hat I would doff

Posted by: Englishman at May 12, 2021 08:39 AM (Jsjd7)

36 Van Gogh never stooped to painting a nekkid lardass on an ottoman. Gotta give him that.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 12, 2021 08:40 AM (o2MD2)

37

"Van Gogh repeatedly took shoes as his subject. He painted these wooden-soled leather clogs in the southern French town of Saint-Remy. He was being treated for his psychiatric problems in a clinic and for a short period was reluctant to go outside. He continued to paint, however, as soon as he felt well enough. It was at this time that he painted these clogs."

Posted by: runner at May 12, 2021 08:40 AM (V13WU)

38 Posted by: Muldoon at May 12, 2021 08:38 AM (Fc5rx)

You're doing a good job on Limerick Day.

Posted by: dantesed at May 12, 2021 08:40 AM (88xKn)

39 And they said he was crazy!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 12, 2021 08:41 AM (VVEnO)

40 Painting to help with recovery.

Posted by: runner at May 12, 2021 08:41 AM (V13WU)

41 Those don't look like clogs. Too much support on the sides. I'd say Buster Browns.
Posted by: grammie winger

Red Goose

Posted by: Bruce at May 12, 2021 08:41 AM (ORSL1)

42 I've said it before and I'll say it again: the only Van Gogh painting that I've seen that really works is Pointilist self-portrait now in the Art Institute of Chicago. But that picture has probably been posted here.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at May 12, 2021 08:41 AM (A2RNN)

43 Vinnie Van GoGos in Savannah used to have good pizza.
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 12, 2021 08:38 AM (yrol0)

Van Gogh's Ear in Asheville used to have good music.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 12, 2021 08:41 AM (vuisn)

44 I wear clogs most of the time, at least when I'm not in flip flops. I've never seen a pair of clogs that look like this. They are plain old shoes.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 12, 2021 08:41 AM (45fpk)

45 *regrets reading comments 1-36, except grammie winger's....

Posted by: runner at May 12, 2021 08:41 AM (V13WU)

46 At least they don't have a candle sticking out of them...

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 12, 2021 08:42 AM (jvt6t)

47 Van Gogh never stooped to painting a nekkid lardass on an ottoman. Gotta give him that.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 12, 2021 08:40 AM (o2MD2)

If you painted a nekkid lardass, he'd no longer be naked, right? he'd be wearing a coat of paint, at least. You'd have to use a nappy roller. Ceiling texture would look good.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 12, 2021 08:42 AM (IWgZv)

48 "Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes."
Posted by: red speck at May 12, 2021 08:34 AM (gS3OW)

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man wearing crocs.
Posted by: rhennigantx


Then Zi cried because he was wearing crocs.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 12, 2021 08:42 AM (OCTRt)

49 In med school I once had a lady patient on the post-partum ward at Charity Hospital in New Orleans who complained in her deepest N'Awlins drawl, "Doc, I been passin' clogs all night!"

I struggled to maintain a semblance of professionalism.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 12, 2021 08:42 AM (Fc5rx)

50 Find someone who looks at you the way Amy Pond looked at Van Gogh in that episode.

Posted by: blaster at May 12, 2021 08:42 AM (ZfRYq)

51 3 MAD LIB-MERICK (DO-IT-YOURSELF-DAY)

There once was a gender-bender from Miami
Whose *emission* was as big as a Tsunami
By the end of the light-year
It was found to be quite queer
And as for the rescue camel, David French thought of his Mommy.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at May 12, 2021 08:42 AM (w9Wax)

52 37. "... It was at this time that he painted these clogs."


So this is Van Gogh's "Kill Bill/wiggle your big toe" moment?

Posted by: red speck at May 12, 2021 08:42 AM (gS3OW)

53 grammie, they may consider them "clogs" because of wooden soles

Posted by: runner at May 12, 2021 08:43 AM (V13WU)

54 Moar thorazine.

Posted by: BignJames at May 12, 2021 08:43 AM (AwYPR)

55 The painting seems appropriate with the gas shortage. Lots of people will be walking.

Posted by: four seasons at May 12, 2021 08:43 AM (PisyI)

56 Are those Sketchers?

***

Heh! You must be Ked-ding

Posted by: Muldoon at May 12, 2021 08:44 AM (Fc5rx)

57 But those are no good for sabotage!

Posted by: andycanuck at May 12, 2021 08:44 AM (UHVv4)

58 grammie, they may consider them "clogs" because of wooden soles

Posted by: runner at May 12, 2021 08:43 AM (V13WU)


Could be.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 12, 2021 08:44 AM (45fpk)

59

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 12, 2021 08:44 AM (K2SnJ)

60 57 But those are no good for sabotage!
Posted by: andycanuck at May 12, 2021 08:44 AM (UHVv4)


ISWYDT

Posted by: blaster at May 12, 2021 08:44 AM (ZfRYq)

61 41 Those don't look like clogs. Too much support on the sides. I'd say Buster Browns.
Posted by: grammie winger

Red Goose
Posted by: Bruce

Famolares

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 12, 2021 08:45 AM (U2p+3)

62 grammie, they may consider them "clogs" because of wooden soles
Posted by: runner at May 12, 2021 08:43 AM (V13WU)

They wooden offer much arch support, then.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 12, 2021 08:45 AM (IWgZv)

63 CBD has his revenge!!

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 12, 2021 08:45 AM (jvt6t)

64 Someone killed a clog dancer and hid the body.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 12, 2021 08:46 AM (JUOKG)

65 BBD -- Before the Brannock Device

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 12, 2021 08:46 AM (vuisn)

66 57 But those are no good for sabotage!
Posted by: andycanuck at May 12, 2021 08:44 AM (UHVv4)

-----

"He's not wrong."

- Lt. Valeris

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 12, 2021 08:46 AM (dfRN6)

67
They wooden offer much arch support, then.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 12, 2021 08:45 AM (IWgZv)


And so it begins.

Posted by: blaster at May 12, 2021 08:47 AM (ZfRYq)

68 Shoes. I see shoes. Yellow shoes on a background of yellow, kind of drawn in in outline. What am I missing here? What are the shoes Motivation?? What do the shoes aspire to? Simple clogs that they are, do they aspire to footwear greatness?

Posted by: kraken at May 12, 2021 08:47 AM (0KKyI)

69 I don't mind this painting. It is, most undisputably, a pair of shoes, and does not purport to be any more than that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 12, 2021 08:47 AM (IWgZv)

70 Real clogs are expensive as heck. We sometimes go up to Sister Bay in Door County. There's a Swedish restaurant/gift shop there called Al Johnson's. It's the place with the goats on the roof. Anyway, you can buy Swedish clogs there for around $169. Worth it because you'll never need another pair. Same for their sweaters.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 12, 2021 08:47 AM (45fpk)

71 A Pair of Leather Clogs


Welp, today we don't have to search the InterWebs to figure out what the art depicts! However, why vanGogh painted a pair of leather clogs, and the hidden meanings, are questions that are no doubt argued endlessly in those useless places called "colleges" and "universities."

Posted by: Gref at May 12, 2021 08:48 AM (AMIL/)

72 Kris is like, yeah, I got nothin'.....

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 12, 2021 08:48 AM (jvt6t)

73 Wooden Shoes on the Water
Very Free..

Posted by: kraken at May 12, 2021 08:48 AM (0KKyI)

74 49 In med school

Hey Muldoon-
LSU or Tulane?

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at May 12, 2021 08:49 AM (w9Wax)

75 Van Gogh's style is so characteristic you can recognize his work at a glance.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 12, 2021 08:37 AM (o2MD2)


Bold strokes.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 12, 2021 08:49 AM (y7DUB)

76 Very Free..
Posted by: kraken at May 12, 2021 08:48 AM (0KKyI)

....and Easy....

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 12, 2021 08:49 AM (jvt6t)

77 Kittuh hiding in shoes.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 12, 2021 08:50 AM (7RazL)

78 72 Kris is like, yeah, I got nothin'.....
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 12, 2021 08:48 AM (jvt6t)

=========

Kris will tell us the manufacturer of the shoes, their size, and how they reflect on the mental state of Van Gogh at the time, along with a side note about how it illuminates the impressionist movement.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 12, 2021 08:50 AM (LvTSG)

79 76 Very Free..
Posted by: kraken at May 12, 2021 08:48 AM (0KKyI)

....and Easy....
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 12, 2021 08:49 AM (jvt6t)


...The way that clogs are s'posed to be....

Posted by: kraken at May 12, 2021 08:50 AM (0KKyI)

80 Coeur en sabot sounds so much better than the gauche Americanized version: "boot-shaped heart".

Yes. It's a real thing. Hallmark radiologic sign of Fallot's tetralogy.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 12, 2021 08:50 AM (Fc5rx)

81 St. Hubbins nods in silent benediction.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 12, 2021 08:50 AM (vuisn)

82 Same for their sweaters.

Their sweaters are made out of wood, too?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 12, 2021 08:50 AM (HaL55)

83 I find this one to be relaxing.

Posted by: Gref at May 12, 2021 08:51 AM (AMIL/)

84 78 72 Kris is like, yeah, I got nothin'.....
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 12, 2021 08:48 AM (jvt6t)

=========

Kris will tell us the manufacturer of the shoes, their size, and how they reflect on the mental state of Van Gogh at the time, along with a side note about how it illuminates the impressionist movement.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 12, 2021 08:50 AM (LvTSG)

Snort....

Posted by: kraken at May 12, 2021 08:51 AM (0KKyI)

85 I have a vision of Van Gogh, on his knees in the sanitarium, shooting craps with the orderly. Shakes the dice, "c'mon, Daddy needs a new pair of shoes."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 12, 2021 08:51 AM (IWgZv)

86 Hey Muldoon-
LSU or Tulane?


***

Tulane

Posted by: Muldoon at May 12, 2021 08:51 AM (Fc5rx)

87 Worth it because you'll never need another pair. Same for their sweaters.


Posted by: grammie winger at May 12, 2021 08:47 AM (45fpk)

My family has a bunch of Icelandic sweaters from when we lived there. Raw wool, oily and water repellant. Itchy as hell. Make you sweat your ass off if it isn't cold as hell.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 12, 2021 08:52 AM (Y5qcH)

88 Their sweaters are made out of wood, too?


Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 12, 2021 08:50 AM (HaL55)


Swedes. What can you do.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 12, 2021 08:52 AM (45fpk)

89 We need a line drawing of a bowl of fruit now...

Posted by: kraken at May 12, 2021 08:52 AM (0KKyI)

90 The phrase "loose shoes" comes to mind!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Our Beloved Leaders Have, and Deserve, Their Special Privileges at May 12, 2021 08:52 AM (hOUT3)

91 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 12, 2021 08:52 AM (Zz0t1)

92 Shoes that kick ass. Put on a pair.

Posted by: Ziba at May 12, 2021 08:52 AM (S1hrL)

93 Interesting painting.

Completely unrequired, but interesting.

I guess he was bored and needed something to do.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 12, 2021 08:53 AM (Zz0t1)

94 Loose shoes > loose shit

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 12, 2021 08:53 AM (VVEnO)

95 "A shoe!"


"Gesundheit"

Posted by: Muldoon at May 12, 2021 08:53 AM (Fc5rx)

96 1 nice crocs
Posted by: blaster at May 12, 2021 08:30 AM (ZfRYq)


So, you're saying CBD is paying tribute to garrett here?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 12, 2021 08:54 AM (Zz0t1)

97 Kittuh hiding in shoes.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 12, 2021 08:50 AM (7RazL)

When Kitten, real name Yuu, was an actual kitten she loved to try to get into my shoes. Since she was at least four months old when we got her she could only fit her head and forelegs, but she kept trying until eventually she was too big for even that.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 12, 2021 08:54 AM (1lKRm)

98 87 Worth it because you'll never need another pair. Same for their sweaters.


Posted by: grammie winger at May 12, 2021 08:47 AM (45fpk)

My family has a bunch of Icelandic sweaters from when we lived there. Raw wool, oily and water repellant. Itchy as hell. Make you sweat your ass off if it isn't cold as hell.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 12, 2021 08:52 AM (Y5qcH)

Be a Cold Day in Reykjavik before I wear it....

Posted by: kraken at May 12, 2021 08:54 AM (0KKyI)

99 86 Hey Muldoon-
LSU or Tulane?
***
Tulane

LSU for me. I remember the pregnant 14 year-olds in the OB ward at Charity. And the chlamydia.

Lemonjello and Orangello say hi!

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at May 12, 2021 08:54 AM (w9Wax)

100 Clogs without boobs are not Horde worthy .

Posted by: Voter theater. at May 12, 2021 08:55 AM (cddki)

101 So, Liz Cheney...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 12, 2021 08:55 AM (LvTSG)

102 Chuck Willis won't hang up his shoes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcitG7FpMVg

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 12, 2021 08:55 AM (IWgZv)

103 CBD needs to do better with van Gogh. Several thousand works, everything from landscapes to portraits, and this is what we get. For connoisseurs who know his story and familiar with every one of his paintings it may be meaningful. Otherwise it is a disservice.

Posted by: runner at May 12, 2021 08:55 AM (V13WU)

104 101 So, Liz Cheney...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 12, 2021 08:55 AM (LvTSG)

Speaking of Yellow Clogs???

Posted by: kraken at May 12, 2021 08:55 AM (0KKyI)

105 Cheney's voted out.

Posted by: Revenant at May 12, 2021 08:56 AM (rFIOB)

106 Lemonjello and Orangello say hi!

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at May 12, 2021 08:54 AM (w9Wax)

Small world. I ran into Orangelo when I was at Tulane.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 12, 2021 08:56 AM (Y5qcH)

107 My chart is showing a downward trend in boob count for the morning art thread. Not complaining or anything. Just an analyst here.

We're seeing some volatility in the art thread boob market and we've broken through the ten-day moving average. There was a bit of a rally last week but I think we're seeing a correction now and we're going to see a new floor.

Go long on footwear.

[The preceding information is for entertainment purposes and should not serve as your boob guidance. Consult qualified boob authorities for all boob actions.]

Posted by: banana Dream at May 12, 2021 08:56 AM (Fq1gB)

108 103 CBD needs to do better with van Gogh. Several thousand works, everything from landscapes to portraits, and this is what we get. For connoisseurs who know his story and familiar with every one of his paintings it may be meaningful. Otherwise it is a disservice.
Posted by: runner at May 12, 2021 08:55 AM (V13WU)


Aaaah.....

Posted by: kraken at May 12, 2021 08:56 AM (0KKyI)

109 Lemonjello and Orangello say hi!

***

Classic!

Remember the elevator operators? The one guy with the stick who would whack the floor numbers like he was beating a rented mule?

Posted by: Muldoon at May 12, 2021 08:56 AM (Fc5rx)

110 Lizzard, we barely knew you.

NEWS: CHENEY removed from her post by voice vote

Jake Sherman
@JakeSherman
Cheney says she will do everything she can to make sure Trump doesnt get anywhere near the Oval Office.

-
Yeah, fuck the base! We need some of that Biden utopia!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 12, 2021 08:57 AM (VVEnO)

111 Cheney's voted out.
Posted by: Revenant at May 12, 2021 08:56 AM (rFIOB)


ALIENATING THE BASE!!!!!!

*The Democrat base

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 12, 2021 08:57 AM (Zz0t1)

112
"Van Gogh repeatedly took shoes as his subject."

__________

Foot fetishist.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 12, 2021 08:57 AM (mht8P)

113 Posted by: Revenant at May 12, 2021 08:56 AM (rFIOB)

We won't have Liz Cheney to kick around any more? Gosh, what a shame.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 12, 2021 08:57 AM (1lKRm)

114 Your morning smile: "Hamas says highest-ranking Gaza City commander killed in Israeli airstrike."

Posted by: andycanuck at May 12, 2021 08:57 AM (UHVv4)

115 Methinks Van Gogh has a screw loose....

Posted by: kraken at May 12, 2021 08:58 AM (0KKyI)

116 Jake Sherman
@JakeSherman
Cheney says she will do everything she can to make sure Trump doesnt get anywhere near the Oval Office.


So, you're openly admitting you're against the "America First" methodology of the Trump Administration?

In other words, "FUCK AMERICA" Ms. Cheney? Is THAT what you're saying?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 12, 2021 08:58 AM (Zz0t1)

117

Smell the clogs.

Posted by: Spinal Tap at May 12, 2021 08:58 AM (po1SQ)

118
Back to Wyoming, dead girl.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 12, 2021 08:58 AM (mht8P)

119 And there's a companion piece: "Messenger Bag."

Posted by: m at May 12, 2021 08:58 AM (nzEdf)

120 113 Posted by: Revenant at May 12, 2021 08:56 AM (rFIOB)

We won't have Liz Cheney to kick around any more? Gosh, what a shame.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 12, 2021 08:57 AM (1lKRm)

========

Still in Congress, just not leadership.

It just took her insulting the base repeatedly for months for Kevin McCarthy to realize that the woman who voted for impeach the sitting Republican president was not a good person to have in leadership.

Seriously, McCarthy needs to go as much as Cheney, but he won't. He'll ride the coattails of anger to the Speaker of the House position in 2023.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 12, 2021 08:58 AM (LvTSG)

121 1 nice crocs
Posted by: blaster at May 12, 2021 08:30 AM (ZfRYq)

exactly

Posted by: m at May 12, 2021 08:59 AM (nzEdf)

122 99. Tulane here, grad 79. Nothing but "fond" memories of Charity. Few birkenstocks, no real clogs

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at May 12, 2021 08:59 AM (RJCvt)

123 Yeah, fuck the base! We need some of that Biden utopia!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 12, 2021 08:57 AM (VVEnO)

There is nothing happening today, that the Bush-Obama people don't want to happen.

Posted by: CN at May 12, 2021 08:59 AM (ONvIw)

124 CBD needs to do better with van Gogh. Several thousand works, everything from landscapes to portraits, and this is what we get. For connoisseurs who know his story and familiar with every one of his paintings it may be meaningful. Otherwise it is a disservice.

Posted by: runner at May 12, 2021 08:55 AM (V13WU)

There's always Hot Air.....

Posted by: BignJames at May 12, 2021 08:59 AM (AwYPR)

125 Has Patterico declared himself not a Republican again?

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 12, 2021 08:59 AM (y7DUB)

126 Methinks Van Gogh has a screw loose....
Posted by: kraken at May 12, 2021 08:58 AM (0KKyI)

Nonsense, i won't 'ear of it!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 12, 2021 08:59 AM (IWgZv)

127 Liz is a Deepstate Corporatist operative... really all we need to know about her.

Posted by: kraken at May 12, 2021 08:59 AM (0KKyI)

128 There's a brand of sandals called Chaco. They're expensive and hipster as crap but they're very comfortable and will last forever. They look better than crocs.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 12, 2021 08:59 AM (Fq1gB)

129 I'm not usually a fan of Van Gogh's technique but this one catches my eye. Partly the color choices I think but it also feels like something I could do as a low relief carving or even scratchboard art.

I wonder if this was commissioned or if the subject interested Van Gogh by itself.

Posted by: JTB at May 12, 2021 08:59 AM (7EjX1)

130
Poor little nepot.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 12, 2021 09:00 AM (mht8P)

131 Male morons - serious question: Summer is coming and I assume many of you are going to wear sandals. Have you ever gotten a pedicure before switching from your winter feet to your summer feet?

Posted by: grammie winger at May 12, 2021 09:00 AM (45fpk)

132 Has Patterico declared himself not a Republican again?
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 12, 2021 08:59 AM (y7DUB)



Who?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 12, 2021 09:00 AM (Zz0t1)

133 Back to Wyoming, dead girl.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 12, 2021 08:58 AM (mht8P)

She'd have to be dead to be in Wyoming. No way she'd sully herself to go there while living.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 12, 2021 09:00 AM (1lKRm)

134 Some has beens wrote a letter threatening a GOP exit. You guys should see the list.

Posted by: runner at May 12, 2021 09:00 AM (V13WU)

135 Your morning smile: "Hamas says highest-ranking Gaza City commander killed in Israeli airstrike."


The day just gets better and better.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 12, 2021 09:00 AM (yQpMk)

136 130
Poor little nepot.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 12, 2021 09:00 AM (mht8P)

We need to terminate political dynasties in this country.

Posted by: CN at May 12, 2021 09:00 AM (ONvIw)

137 Have you ever gotten a pedicure before switching from your winter feet to your summer feet?


Posted by: grammie winger at May 12, 2021 09:00 AM (45fpk)

No need, my feet are spectacular.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 12, 2021 09:00 AM (Y5qcH)

138 131 Male morons - serious question: Summer is coming and I assume many of you are going to wear sandals. Have you ever gotten a pedicure before switching from your winter feet to your summer feet?
Posted by: grammie winger at May 12, 2021 09:00 AM (45fpk)

Grammie... no.... it would be putting lipstick on a pig, to do so...

Posted by: kraken at May 12, 2021 09:01 AM (0KKyI)

139
Have you ever gotten a pedicure before switching from your winter feet to your summer feet?
Posted by: grammie winger

________

My feet need a belt sander.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 12, 2021 09:01 AM (mht8P)

140 CBD needs to do better with van Gogh.

?! I would absolutely hang this one. I like it and it's not beating me over the head with some message that hurts my brain or technique that hurts my eyes.

Posted by: t-bird at May 12, 2021 09:01 AM (SwCv8)

141 Lot of Tulane folks this morning. Let us all observe a moment of reverent silence for our most notorious fellow alum, Dr. Richard "Some Call Me Rachel" Levine, Class of '83.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 12, 2021 09:01 AM (Fc5rx)

142 There's always Hot Air.....
Posted by: BignJames at May 12, 2021 08:59 AM (AwYPR)

There is always "who the fvck asked you, are you CBD ?"

Posted by: runner at May 12, 2021 09:01 AM (V13WU)

143 Male morons - serious question: Summer is coming and I assume many of you are going to wear sandals. Have you ever gotten a pedicure before switching from your winter feet to your summer feet?
Posted by: grammie winger at May 12, 2021 09:00 AM (45fpk)

Will not wear sandals.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 12, 2021 09:01 AM (IWgZv)

144 [The preceding information is for entertainment purposes and should not serve as your boob guidance. Consult qualified boob authorities for all boob actions.]
Posted by: banana Dream

How does one become licensed in boobology?

Posted by: Tonypete at May 12, 2021 09:01 AM (Rvt88)

145 36 Van Gogh never stooped to painting a nekkid lardass on an ottoman. Gotta give him that.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 12, 2021 08:40 AM (o2MD2)

Or that painting didn't survive.

Posted by: m at May 12, 2021 09:01 AM (nzEdf)

146 Would consider painting on the side of my Free Candy van.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 12, 2021 09:01 AM (yQpMk)

147 Remember the elevator operators? The one guy with the stick who would whack the floor numbers like he was beating a rented mule?


I do! When they upgraded the elevators to automatics, the elevator operator's union (!) put up such a stink that they let one of them sit in a single designated elevator, and he would push the buttons.

Now I want soft-serve ice cream from the Fistula ("We never close")

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at May 12, 2021 09:01 AM (w9Wax)

148 Nu Shooz!

Posted by: garrett at May 12, 2021 09:02 AM (4eIej)

149 And now, from the new executive editor of WaPo . . .

Seung Min Kim
@seungminkim
"I'm also conscious of the fact that we can never rest on the issue of diversity. My feeling is, no matter how much -progress we've made, it's never enough."

-
"Never enough.". Reminiscent if MTV's "Too much is never enough." Or maybe the 1000 year Reich.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 12, 2021 09:02 AM (VVEnO)

150 Old-style work shoes! Gnarly old leather footgear that are basically an external layer of skin.

Posted by: exdem13 at May 12, 2021 09:02 AM (W+kMI)

151 Muldoon, you did a rotation at Charity Hospital? My mother often did private duty there back in the '50s to the '70s.

A shame the place is still standing empty and rotting. Almost 16 years now.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 12, 2021 09:02 AM (/XOcP)

152 Poor little nepot.

***

Short and stout

Posted by: Muldoon at May 12, 2021 09:03 AM (Fc5rx)

153 Posted by: runner at May 12, 2021 08:55 AM (V13WU)

I had the impression he was prolific, but had no idea he'd painted so many works as that. It seems like the same half dozen are all that get shown.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 12, 2021 09:03 AM (1lKRm)

154 Nu Shooz!
Posted by: garrett at May 12, 2021 09:02 AM (4eIej)



You asked for it.......

https://youtu.be/UJ1tBVtYOBc

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 12, 2021 09:03 AM (Zz0t1)

155 My feet need a belt sander.



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 12, 2021 09:01 AM (mht8P)


I haul Rev in to the pedicure place at the beginning of each summer. They seriously have to take one of those scraper thingies to his feet. It's gross.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 12, 2021 09:03 AM (45fpk)

156 Time for another cup of coffee.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 12, 2021 09:03 AM (IWgZv)

157 Male morons - serious question: Summer is coming and I assume many of you are going to wear sandals. Have you ever gotten a pedicure before switching from your winter feet to your summer feet?
Posted by: grammie winger

For the sake of marital bliss, I am dragged gladly get a pedi before hitting the beach.

It's tough to sit there for an hour listening to Vietnamese women carp about my feet but I do it.

"Your feet - they ugly!!"

Posted by: Tonypete at May 12, 2021 09:04 AM (Rvt88)

158 >> Have you ever gotten a pedicure before switching from your winter feet to your summer feet?


No.

But I do wax my balls and apply extra glitter on Memorial Day.

Posted by: garrett at May 12, 2021 09:04 AM (4eIej)

159 A shame the place is still standing empty and rotting. Almost 16 years now.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 12, 2021 09:02 AM (/XOcP)

It took us over a year to demolish a hotel that tried to fall down on it's own.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 12, 2021 09:04 AM (Y5qcH)

160 Then again, put on your dancing shoes, and we'll do some clogging!

Posted by: exdem13 at May 12, 2021 09:04 AM (W+kMI)

161 Apropos of nothing, I had my first SS check deposited in my checking account today.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) is now a taker not a maker at May 12, 2021 09:04 AM (yQpMk)

162 There is always "who the fvck asked you, are you CBD ?"

Posted by: runner at May 12, 2021 09:01 AM (V13WU)

In my dreams.

Posted by: BignJames at May 12, 2021 09:04 AM (AwYPR)

163 CBD needs to do better with van Gogh.

Posted by: runner at May 12, 2021 08:55 AM (V13WU)

I am so sorry to disappoint you. Perhaps the vibrant and energetic comments section at hotair.com would be more to your taste, since their art editor works much harder on the daily art post.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 12, 2021 09:04 AM (Q9lwr)

164 Have you ever gotten a pedicure before switching from your winter feet to your summer feet?

Is that like washing them? The tan will hide the dirt.

Posted by: t-bird at May 12, 2021 09:05 AM (oBAbT)

165 Some Mary chick from Brattleboro prolly likes this art..

Posted by: kraken at May 12, 2021 09:05 AM (0KKyI)

166 How does one become licensed in boobology?

***

When it comes to boobology you don't get a license, you have to take license!

Posted by: Muldoon at May 12, 2021 09:05 AM (Fc5rx)

167 161 Apropos of nothing, I had my first SS check deposited in my checking account today.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) is now a taker not a maker at May 12, 2021 09:04 AM (yQpMk)

Not sure if this is the best time to be joining the SS.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 12, 2021 09:05 AM (Y5qcH)

168 This picture really captures the culture of the day.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 12, 2021 09:05 AM (uSj2T)

169 78 72 Kris is like, yeah, I got nothin'.....
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 12, 2021 08:48 AM (jvt6t)

=========

Kris will tell us the manufacturer of the shoes, their size, and how they reflect on the mental state of Van Gogh at the time, along with a side note about how it illuminates the impressionist movement.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 12, 2021 08:50 AM (LvTSG)

That's not true! I would never classify Van Gogh as an Impressionist.

Posted by: Kris at May 12, 2021 09:05 AM (OyyDO)

170 How does one become licensed in boobology?
Posted by: Tonypete at May 12, 2021 09:01 AM (Rvt8
++++
Six week correspondence course involving rigorous theoretical analysis through the use of high-resolution imaging and motion pictures. The initial pre-certification can be finalized with a hands-on practicum that is offered through affiliated testing centers in your local red light district.

Posted by: United States Boobology Institute, a registered 501c(3) at May 12, 2021 09:05 AM (Jsjd7)

171 158 >> Have you ever gotten a pedicure before switching from your winter feet to your summer feet?

No.

But I do wax my balls and apply extra glitter on Memorial Day.
Posted by: garrett

Don't forget the buttplug with peacock feathers!!

We're not animals you know!

Posted by: Tonypete at May 12, 2021 09:05 AM (Rvt88)

172 Worked the 11-7 Charity morgue shift one summer. The guy who ran it handed me a 2 foot piece of pipe my first night and told me to never open the pick-up doors without it.

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at May 12, 2021 09:05 AM (RJCvt)

173
I am so sorry to disappoint you. Perhaps the vibrant and energetic comments section at hotair.com would be more to your taste, since their art editor works much harder on the daily art post.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 12, 2021 09:04 AM (Q9lwr)



boom.......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 12, 2021 09:05 AM (Zz0t1)

174 MAD LIB-MERICK (DO-IT-YOURSELF-DAY)

There once was a [gender] from [place]
Whose [body part] was as big as a [nautical term]
By the end of the [unit of time]
It was found to be [colorful adjective]
And as for the [farm animal], [ famous person] [pun].
Posted by: Muldoon at May 12, 2021 08:30 AM (Fc5rx)
--------
(Witty comment)
(Wry observation)

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 12, 2021 09:05 AM (WGara)

175 No.



But I do wax my balls and apply extra glitter on Memorial Day.

Posted by: garrett at May 12, 2021 09:04 AM (4eIej)


That counts.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 12, 2021 09:06 AM (45fpk)

176 131 Male morons - serious question: Summer is coming and I assume many of you are going to wear sandals. Have you ever gotten a pedicure before switching from your winter feet to your summer feet?
------
Due to the vagaries of summer fun and work, I haven't worn sandals since my college-era birkenstocks bought the farm.

Posted by: exdem13 at May 12, 2021 09:06 AM (W+kMI)

177 Is this one of those deals where if you squint at it just right you see nekkid women?

Posted by: Weasel at May 12, 2021 09:06 AM (RrqtM)

178 Over 100 Republicans, including former officials, threaten to split from GOP...

-
Apparently, they completely skipped over the holding-our-breath-until-our-faces-turn-blue stage.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 12, 2021 09:06 AM (VVEnO)

179 173
I am so sorry to disappoint you. Perhaps the vibrant and energetic comments section at hotair.com would be more to your taste, since their art editor works much harder on the daily art post.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 12, 2021 09:04 AM (Q9lwr)


boom.......
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 12, 2021 09:05 AM (Zz0t1)

Golly Sponge, who saw that coming????

Posted by: kraken at May 12, 2021 09:06 AM (0KKyI)

180 174 (Witty comment)
(Wry observation)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 12, 2021 09:05 AM (WGara)

=======

(laugh, laugh, laugh)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAG9Xn5bJwQ

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 12, 2021 09:06 AM (LvTSG)

181 >>> Male morons - serious question: Summer is coming and I assume many of you are going to wear sandals. Have you ever gotten a pedicure before switching from your winter feet to your summer feet?
Posted by: grammie winger at May 12, 2021 09:00 AM (45fpk)

My foot maintenance includes taking showers and insuring I don't have three-inch-long toenails, the end.

But there was a church service where the priest washes people's feet. This was during holy week and I was one of the people that got volunteered for getting his feet washed in front of everyone. So my wife gave me the whole foot treatment. She didn't want to be embarrassed by my less than holy feet I guess.

It was interesting having smooth feet but other than that seemed like wasted effort.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 12, 2021 09:06 AM (Fq1gB)

182 Military K-9 units to recruit Chihuahuas in further bid to diversify the military. See sock link.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 12, 2021 09:06 AM (UHVv4)

183 >>I am so sorry to disappoint you. Perhaps the vibrant and energetic comments section at hotair.com would be more to your taste, since their art editor works much harder on the daily art post.


In their defense, they at least allow syrup at the table.

Posted by: garrett at May 12, 2021 09:06 AM (4eIej)

184 ?! I would absolutely hang this one. I like it and it's not beating me over the head with some message that hurts my brain or technique that hurts my eyes.
Posted by: t-bird at May 12, 2021 09:01 AM (SwCv

Yes, there is always something, even in his simplest paintings.

Posted by: runner at May 12, 2021 09:07 AM (V13WU)

185 I prefer the wooden version.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * acolyte second class, Branch Trumpian at May 12, 2021 09:07 AM (m69Pl)

186 I am not in favor of social banning. But Jack and Mark did us a favor. People disliked Trump for a sorts of stupid reasons. But among them was his postings. Trump would be railing against Biden right now on social media. And rightly so. But in banning him, they created a vacuum. And by default, how ever much the MSM tries not to, Biden, his policies and the Ds are the news. Without Trump's postings to focus on, people will soon forget and Trump merely needs to remind voters of his policies come 2024. Joe was sold as calming the storm. How's that working out?

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at May 12, 2021 09:07 AM (Ib1Cd)

187 163 CBD needs to do better with van Gogh.

Posted by: runner at May 12, 2021 08:55 AM (V13WU)

I am so sorry to disappoint you. Perhaps the vibrant and energetic comments section at hotair.com would be more to your taste, since their art editor works much harder on the daily art post.
========
Burn!

Posted by: exdem13 at May 12, 2021 09:07 AM (W+kMI)

188 How does one become licensed in boobology?
Posted by: Tonypete at May 12, 2021 09:01 AM (Rvt8
++++
Six week correspondence course involving rigorous theoretical analysis through the use of high-resolution imaging and motion pictures.



My drawing of Winky was never good enough to get in.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) is now a taker not a maker at May 12, 2021 09:07 AM (yQpMk)

189
Golly Sponge, who saw that coming????
Posted by: kraken at May 12, 2021 09:06 AM (0KKyI)



"......FROM outta NOWHERE!!!!"

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 12, 2021 09:07 AM (Zz0t1)

190 A shame the place is still standing empty and rotting. Almost 16 years now.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

******

I haven't been back to N.O. since before Katrina. I heard she really did a number on Charity.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 12, 2021 09:07 AM (Fc5rx)

191 A shame the place is still standing empty and rotting. Almost 16 years now.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 12, 2021 09:02 AM (/XOcP)

It took us over a year to demolish a hotel that tried to fall down on it's own.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 12, 2021


***
Forget it, Jake, it's Lousy-ana.

Muldoon, I remember all the jokes about the third floor at Charity, the mental ward. That and the town of Mandeville, since it was the location of the state mental hospital, being a synonym (among my oh-so-enlightened junior high buddies) for going insane. "You belong in Mandeville, man!" As far as I know, the hospital is long since closed, and the town is an exurban Mecca.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 12, 2021 09:07 AM (/XOcP)

192 169

That's not true! I would never classify Van Gogh as an Impressionist.
Posted by: Kris at May 12, 2021 09:05 AM (OyyDO)

Lol....

Posted by: kraken at May 12, 2021 09:07 AM (0KKyI)

193 I'll have to admit that my heels were getting cracked and dry so I got this foot cheese grater from Amazon and sanded my heels down.

But that was so I could sleep. Itchy heels was keeping me awake.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 12, 2021 09:07 AM (Y5qcH)

194 Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at May 12, 2021 09:05 AM (RJCvt)

For rats? Zombies? Did you need to use it?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 12, 2021 09:08 AM (1lKRm)

195 Lady YD has "I Can't Wait" in her workout mix.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 12, 2021 09:08 AM (Uh2oA)

196 A shame the place is still standing empty and rotting. Almost 16 years now.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

******
I haven't been back to N.O. since before Katrina. I heard she really did a number on Charity.
Posted by: Muldoon at May 12, 2021


***
I wish I weren't here now. If I could have fled in August of '05, if I'd had family somewhere north and/or west of here, I'd have gone. Yeah, the Charity buildings are still standing empty. God knows what's living in there.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 12, 2021 09:09 AM (/XOcP)

197 Golly Sponge, who saw that coming????

Posted by: kraken at May 12, 2021 09:06 AM (0KKyI)

*raises hand*

Posted by: BignJames at May 12, 2021 09:09 AM (AwYPR)

198 Due to the vagaries of summer fun and work, I haven't worn sandals since my college-era birkenstocks bought the farm.

Posted by: exdem13 at May 12, 2021 09:06 AM (W+kMI)


Please don't tell me you wear black socks with your Bermuda shorts.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 12, 2021 09:09 AM (45fpk)

199 I do! When they upgraded the elevators to automatics, the elevator operator's union (!) put up such a stink that they let one of them sit in a single designated elevator, and he would push the buttons.

When I was at nuclear power prototype in NY, there was a small fire at one of the plants. The navy people on-site put it out and the site firefighters union raised a stink about it. About putting out a fire at a nuclear power plant.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 12, 2021 09:10 AM (T7iTv)

200 I am so sorry to disappoint you. Perhaps the vibrant and energetic comments section at hotair.com would be more to your taste, since their art editor works much harder on the daily art post.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 12, 2021 09:04 AM (Q9lwr)


This comment should come with commentary from Steve Inman.....

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 12, 2021 09:10 AM (Zz0t1)

201 God knows what's living in there.


The Shadow Men.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 12, 2021 09:10 AM (yQpMk)

202 178 Over 100 Republicans, including former officials, threaten to split from GOP...
---------
Apparently, they completely skipped over the holding-our-breath-until-our-faces-turn-blue stage.
--------
So the Never-Trumpers, having spoiled the party and the Party, have realized that instead of being the cool people they are abhorred and resented? And they
now decided they don't want to be there anymore and want to leave? Fine, don't let the door hit y'all in your repeatedly penetrated anuses on the way out.

Posted by: exdem13 at May 12, 2021 09:10 AM (W+kMI)

203 200 I am so sorry to disappoint you. Perhaps the vibrant and energetic comments section at hotair.com would be more to your taste, since their art editor works much harder on the daily art post.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 12, 2021 09:04 AM (Q9lwr)

This comment should come with commentary from Steve Inman.....
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 12, 2021 09:10 AM (Zz0t1)

========

I don't get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 12, 2021 09:10 AM (LvTSG)

204 196

I wish I weren't here now. If I could have fled in August of '05, if I'd had family somewhere north and/or west of here, I'd have gone. Yeah, the Charity buildings are still standing empty. God knows what's living in there.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 12, 2021 09:09 AM (/XOcP)

But you still have the plethora of exotic unnamed diseases rampant to keep you engaged there, yes?

Posted by: kraken at May 12, 2021 09:10 AM (0KKyI)

205 I wear sandals a lot.
No reason not to when running/rowing the boat and having to jump in and out all summer long.

Posted by: garrett at May 12, 2021 09:10 AM (4eIej)

206 11 **Immediately thinks of the Geico "clogging problem" ad""
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 12, 2021 08:33 AM (dfRN6)

------------------------

My personal favorite is the "fencing problem"

Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 12, 2021 09:10 AM (CAJOC)

207 Lady YD has "I Can't Wait" in her workout mix.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 12, 2021 09:08 AM (Uh2oA)


I'd forgotten I actually kinda like that song.....

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 12, 2021 09:11 AM (Zz0t1)

208 105 Cheney's voted out.
Posted by: Revenant at May 12, 2021 08:56 AM (rFIOB)

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.

(At least we finally took the 1st one)...

Posted by: Nova local at May 12, 2021 09:11 AM (b1h2x)

209 ========

I don't get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 12, 2021 09:10 AM (LvTSG)



Forget it. I'm rolling.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 12, 2021 09:11 AM (Zz0t1)

210 202 So the Never-Trumpers, having spoiled the party and the Party, have realized that instead of being the cool people they are abhorred and resented? And they
now decided they don't want to be there anymore and want to leave? Fine, don't let the door hit y'all in your repeatedly penetrated anuses on the way out.
Posted by: exdem13 at May 12, 2021 09:10 AM (W+kMI)

==========

The stink being raised by our enemies over actions of Republicans (currently out of power) is really kind of shocking right now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 12, 2021 09:11 AM (LvTSG)

211 Worked the 11-7 Charity morgue shift one summer. The guy who ran it handed me a 2 foot piece of pipe my first night and told me to never open the pick-up doors without it.
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at May 12, 2021


***
There was a good reason Charity had a rep as one of the best teaching hospitals for dealing with gunshot wounds.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 12, 2021 09:11 AM (/XOcP)

212 I'll have to admit that my heels were getting cracked and dry so I got this foot cheese grater from Amazon and sanded my heels down.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe

Same problem. This is what I use:

https://is.gd/Z2OhxP

Posted by: Tonypete at May 12, 2021 09:11 AM (Rvt88)

213 Have you ever gotten a pedicure before switching from your winter feet to your summer feet?
Posted by: grammie winger

I wear a pair of river sandals ( covered toe) from roughly March to November unless I'm cutting firewood. Pedicure?

Posted by: Sock Monkey * acolyte second class, Branch Trumpian at May 12, 2021 09:11 AM (m69Pl)

214 186 I am not in favor of social banning. But Jack and Mark did us a favor. People disliked Trump for a sorts of stupid reasons. But among them was his postings. Trump would be railing against Biden right now on social media. And rightly so. But in banning him, they created a vacuum. And by default, how ever much the MSM tries not to, Biden, his policies and the Ds are the news. Without Trump's postings to focus on, people will soon forget and Trump merely needs to remind voters of his policies come 2024. Joe was sold as calming the storm. How's that working out?
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at May 12, 2021 09:07 AM (Ib1Cd)

I think you're probably right. My only hesitation is that they should have been able to predict this outcome.

Posted by: m at May 12, 2021 09:12 AM (nzEdf)

215 Heh. Someone called the gas lines "Biden Car Rallies"

Posted by: t-bird at May 12, 2021 09:12 AM (n/x6m)

216 198 Due to the vagaries of summer fun and work, I haven't worn sandals since my college-era birkenstocks bought the farm.

Posted by: exdem13 at May 12, 2021 09:06 AM (W+kMI)


Please don't tell me you wear black socks with your Bermuda shorts.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 12, 2021 09:09 AM (45fpk)

The over the calf kind... with strong elastic that cuts off circulation..l.

Posted by: kraken at May 12, 2021 09:12 AM (0KKyI)

217 Heh - not much on Van Gogh - but I like this one. I think its the colors. And the direction of the bold brush strokes works. I'd hang it.

Posted by: Like A Rock at May 12, 2021 09:12 AM (9ls8w)

218 I am so sorry to disappoint you. Perhaps the vibrant and energetic comments section at hotair.com would be more to your taste, since their art editor works much harder on the daily art post.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 12, 2021 09:04 AM (Q9lwr)

Aw. But do consider posting something from his Arles period. Fishing boats on the beach. You like fishing boats, right ?

Posted by: runner at May 12, 2021 09:12 AM (V13WU)

219 214 I think you're probably right. My only hesitation is that they should have been able to predict this outcome.
Posted by: m at May 12, 2021 09:12 AM (nzEdf)

=========

"Everything will be good because we have moral people in charge of government now."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 12, 2021 09:12 AM (LvTSG)

220 I wonder if Van Gogh inadvertently invented corduroys...

Posted by: t-bird at May 12, 2021 09:12 AM (BvZkh)

221 I'll take a pair of those, a messenger bag, and that Vespa over in the corner. Oh, and some hair ties.

Posted by: johnd01 - pronouns: First/1st at May 12, 2021 09:13 AM (ukNFU)

222 Worked the 11-7 Charity morgue shift one summer. The guy who ran it handed me a 2 foot piece of pipe my first night and told me to never open the pick-up doors without it.
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade


****

Yikes!

I worked at Charity part-time as a phlebotomist to earn folding money during school. One junkie told me not to bother with his arms, the best place to hit a vein was between his big toe and the next one over (whatever that one's called). Bingo!

Posted by: Muldoon at May 12, 2021 09:13 AM (Fc5rx)

223 Due to the vagaries of summer fun and work, I haven't worn sandals since my college-era birkenstocks bought the farm.

Posted by: exdem13 at May 12, 2021 09:06 AM (W+kMI)


Please don't tell me you wear black socks with your Bermuda shorts.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 12, 2021 09:09 AM (45fpk)

The over the calf kind... with strong elastic that cuts off circulation..l.
Posted by: kraken at May 12, 2021 09:12 AM (0KKyI)



Have you never heard of garters?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 12, 2021 09:13 AM (yQpMk)

224 Joe was sold as calming the storm. How's that working out?
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at May 12, 2021 09:07 AM (Ib1Cd)

The GOP knew what they were getting into by supporting Biden.

Posted by: CN at May 12, 2021 09:13 AM (ONvIw)

225 Worked the 11-7 Charity morgue shift one summer. The guy who ran it handed me a 2 foot piece of pipe my first night and told me to never open the pick-up doors without it.
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade

Oh.

I read that as the 7-11 morgue.

Posted by: JT at May 12, 2021 09:13 AM (arJlL)

226 I do! When they upgraded the elevators to automatics, the elevator operator's union (!) put up such a stink that they let one of them sit in a single designated elevator, and he would push the buttons. ...
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at May 12, 2021 09:01 AM (w9Wax)
+++++
In the early 70s, a relative worked at a company in Philadelphia that had some swanky digs that they had just remodeled. Everything was new and fancy.

After the Daylight Savings switch, she noticed that the clocks were wrong. She dragged a chair over to the one in her room and climbed up to reset the clock. Her supervisor barged out of his office and asked her what the hell she was doing. She said the clocks were wrong because of the time change, so she was fixing it.

He ordered her to stop and said, "You're not allowed to do that! Those clocks can only be set by the Italian Clock-setter's Union and if you touch them, we'll be penalized."

That had to have been right near Peak Union...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2021 09:13 AM (Jsjd7)

227 JEFF WEARS BIRKENSTOCKS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4DtpEOpT8A

Posted by: garrett at May 12, 2021 09:13 AM (aDUUy)

228 That's not true! I would never classify Van Gogh as an Impressionist.
Posted by: Kris at May 12, 2021 09:05 AM (OyyDO)

He did a great John Wayne.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 12, 2021 09:13 AM (T7iTv)

229 Out the Ying Yang angered the base by supporting Israel over Hamas so now he's walking it back.

Brent Scher
@BrentScher
"All people want to be able to live in peace," Yang writes as he apologizes for supporting Israel against terrorist group Hamas

-
Fairy tales can come true
It can happen to you
If Hamas has rockets

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 12, 2021 09:13 AM (VVEnO)

230 Not the optimal footwear for us.

Posted by: AoSHQ Morris Dancers Association at May 12, 2021 09:13 AM (DMUuz)

231 @157 "Your feet - they ugly!!"https://tinyurl.com/kxaxy3pk

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at May 12, 2021 09:14 AM (zMFmR)

232 Heh. Someone called the gas lines "Biden Car Rallies"
Posted by: t-bird at May 12, 2021 09:12 AM (n/x6m)


"Dementia Man made disasters."

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 12, 2021 09:14 AM (Zz0t1)

233 Due to the vagaries of summer fun and work, I haven't worn sandals since my college-era birkenstocks bought the farm.

Posted by: exdem13 at May 12, 2021 09:06 AM (W+kMI)


Please don't tell me you wear black socks with your Bermuda shorts.
Posted by: grammie winger

Don'tcha know!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 12, 2021 09:14 AM (OCTRt)

234 "All people want to be able to live in peace,"

Except the ones launching rockets.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 12, 2021 09:14 AM (Y5qcH)

235 228 That's not true! I would never classify Van Gogh as an Impressionist.
Posted by: Kris at May 12, 2021 09:05 AM (OyyDO)

He did a great John Wayne.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 12, 2021 09:13 AM (T7iTv)

Later on, he DID have to be mindful of his profile...

Posted by: kraken at May 12, 2021 09:15 AM (0KKyI)

236 "Never enough.". Reminiscent if MTV's "Too much is never enough." Or maybe the 1000 year Reich.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 12, 2021 09:02 AM (VVEnO)

Enough's too little
Too much is not enough
Overkill is just right.

Posted by: Curtis E. Lemay at May 12, 2021 09:15 AM (qyH+l)

237 That's not true! I would never classify Van Gogh as an Impressionist.
Posted by: Kris at May 12, 2021 09:05 AM (OyyDO)

He did a great John Wayne.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

"I shot my own ear off on purpose, Pilgrim "

Posted by: JT at May 12, 2021 09:15 AM (arJlL)

238 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 12, 2021 09:06 AM (LvTSG)
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Very clever! I had not seen that before. Thanks!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 12, 2021 09:15 AM (WGara)

239 One junkie told me not to bother with his arms, the best place to hit a vein was between his big toe and the next one over (whatever that one's called). Bingo!

Posted by: Muldoon at May 12, 2021 09:13 AM (Fc5rx)

Long toe...on my feet anyway.

Posted by: BignJames at May 12, 2021 09:15 AM (AwYPR)

240 Same problem. This is what I use:

https://is.gd/Z2OhxP
Posted by: Tonypete at May 12, 2021 09:11 AM (Rvt8
++++
*snort*

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2021 09:15 AM (Jsjd7)

241 234 "All people want to be able to live in peace,"

Except the ones launching rockets.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 12, 2021 09:14 AM (Y5qcH)

=========

We shall have peace in our time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 12, 2021 09:15 AM (LvTSG)

242 My personal favorite is the "fencing problem"
Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 12, 2021 09:10 AM

I get a chuckle out of the aunts.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 12, 2021 09:16 AM (dkvcO)

243 186 And by default, how ever much the MSM tries not to, Biden, his policies and the Ds are the news. Without Trump's postings to focus on, people will soon forget and Trump merely needs to remind voters of his policies come 2024. Joe was sold as calming the storm. How's that working out?
===============
Hmm, that's a good point. Without Trump grabbing the mic and rousing the TDS into a frenzy, it's all about the Kleptocrats and their bumbling right now, and the repeated betrayals of all the false promises made last year. And $3 gas and shortages two weeks before Labor Day weekend. Eh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh.

Posted by: exdem13 at May 12, 2021 09:16 AM (W+kMI)

244 221 I'll take a pair of those, a messenger bag, and that Vespa over in the corner. Oh, and some hair ties.
Posted by: johnd01 - pronouns: First/1st at May 12, 2021 09:13 AM (ukNFU)

"Let me have a Three Musketeers, and a ball point pen, and one of those combs there, a pint of Old Harper, a couple of flash light batteries and some beef jerky."

Posted by: m at May 12, 2021 09:16 AM (nzEdf)

245 That's not true! I would never classify Van Gogh as an Impressionist.
Posted by: Kris at May 12, 2021 09:05 AM (OyyDO)


Haystacks ?

Posted by: runner at May 12, 2021 09:16 AM (V13WU)

246 234 "All people want to be able to live in peace,"

Except the ones launching rockets.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 12, 2021 09:14 AM (Y5qcH)

Donk voters still have faith in their heroes.

Posted by: CN at May 12, 2021 09:17 AM (ONvIw)

247 DeSantis wants schoolkids to be maskless in next school year to "let them be kids and let them act normally."

Posted by: andycanuck at May 12, 2021 09:17 AM (UHVv4)

248 238 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 12, 2021 09:06 AM (LvTSG)
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Very clever! I had not seen that before. Thanks!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 12, 2021 09:15 AM (WGara)

=========

I just realized that they cut a line from it. Interesting.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 12, 2021 09:17 AM (LvTSG)

249 Mine are navy blue.

Posted by: Flyover at May 12, 2021 09:17 AM (Rbu5d)

250 I'll have to admit that my heels were getting cracked and dry so I got this foot cheese grater from Amazon and sanded my heels down.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe

Same problem. This is what I use:

https://is.gd/Z2OhxP
Posted by: Tonypete

I use K'Keeffe's Healthy Feet that I buy at the hardware store.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 12, 2021 09:17 AM (VVEnO)

251 All of Van Gogh's works look like he first used a cheese grater on his eyes...

Posted by: Boswell at May 12, 2021 09:18 AM (w2LAm)

252 Oh no, mcmuffin is gonna break away from the party. Again.

Posted by: NCKate at May 12, 2021 09:18 AM (5NDrl)

253 247 DeSantis wants schoolkids to be maskless in next school year to "let them be kids and let them act normally."
Posted by: andycanuck at May 12, 2021 09:17 AM (UHVv4)


What a Neanderthal.....

Posted by: kraken at May 12, 2021 09:18 AM (0KKyI)

254
Haystacks ?
Posted by: runner at May 12, 2021 09:16 AM (V13WU)


Dats rayciss....

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 12, 2021 09:18 AM (Zz0t1)

255 247 DeSantis wants schoolkids to be maskless in next school year to "let them be kids and let them act normally."
Posted by: andycanuck at May 12, 2021 09:17 AM (UHVv4)

=========

When will they have time to protest for social change in this new "act normally" paradigm? Huh?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 12, 2021 09:18 AM (LvTSG)

256 228 That's not true! I would never classify Van Gogh as an Impressionist.
Posted by: Kris at May 12, 2021 09:05 AM (OyyDO)

He did a great John Wayne.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 12, 2021 09:13 AM (T7iTv)

LOL

Posted by: Kris at May 12, 2021 09:18 AM (OyyDO)

257 I remember those heady days when Ace would get all liquored up on white lightning, head on down to the music hall and clog the night away with his kinfolk.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 12, 2021 09:18 AM (2goRJ)

258 198 Due to the vagaries of summer fun and work, I haven't worn sandals since my college-era birkenstocks bought the farm.

Posted by: exdem13 at May 12, 2021 09:06 AM (W+kMI)


Please don't tell me you wear black socks with your Bermuda shorts.
=======
Only if they're black shorts grammy, color matching must be observed! Haven't had black shorts (breeches don't count) for a number of years either.

Posted by: exdem13 at May 12, 2021 09:18 AM (W+kMI)

259 But do consider posting something from his Arles period.

Posted by: runner at May 12, 2021 09:12 AM (V13WU)

Like today's painting?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 12, 2021 09:18 AM (Q9lwr)

260 My personal favorite is the "fencing problem"
Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 12, 2021 09:10 AM (CAJOC)
++++
:: shudders ::

In-band fencing. Out-of-band fencing. Node-based suicide vs. murder decisions. Reliable and unreliable protocol fencing. CAP theorem.

:: wails in agony ::

Posted by: Distributed Systems Engineer at May 12, 2021 09:18 AM (Jsjd7)

261 I use K'Keeffe's Healthy Feet that I buy at the hardware store.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 12, 2021 09:17 AM (VVEnO)

I use 40% Urea Cream, silly me.

Posted by: CN at May 12, 2021 09:18 AM (ONvIw)

262 259 But do consider posting something from his Arles period.

Posted by: runner at May 12, 2021 09:12 AM (V13WU)

Like today's painting?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 12, 2021 09:18 AM (Q9lwr)

=========

No True Arles Period.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 12, 2021 09:19 AM (LvTSG)

263 I saw K'Keefes Heathy Feet open for Five Finger Death Punch at Edgefest in 2014.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 12, 2021 09:19 AM (Zz0t1)

264 170 How does one become licensed in boobology?
Posted by: Tonypete at May 12, 2021 09:01 AM (Rvt8

20 bucks. Same as in town.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 12, 2021 09:19 AM (jvt6t)

265 May God continue to bless and protect Israel

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 12, 2021 09:19 AM (CqHIp)

266 Male morons - serious question: Summer is coming and I assume many of
you are going to wear sandals. Have you ever gotten a pedicure before
switching from your winter feet to your summer feet?


I've never had a pedi. And in summer, I simply wear sandals that cover my toes.

It's like driving: if you don't look, you won't get scared.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 12, 2021 09:19 AM (HaL55)

267 I remember those heady days when Ace would get all liquored up on white lightning, head on down to the music hall and clog the night away with his kinfolk.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 12, 2021 09:18 AM (2goRJ)



The squeaking of the Crocs could be heard through out the whole county.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 12, 2021 09:19 AM (yQpMk)

268 Things I take a pass on...jousting with CBD....

Posted by: kraken at May 12, 2021 09:19 AM (0KKyI)

269
I use K'Keeffe's Healthy Feet that I buy at the hardware store.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 12, 2021 09:17 AM (VVEnO)

I have some of that, but I also have used plain coconut oil from the grocery isle. It works. Just be don't try to walk barefoot after you put it on.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 12, 2021 09:19 AM (Y5qcH)

270
Like today's painting?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 12, 2021 09:18 AM (Q9lwr)
=========

No True Arles Period.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 12, 2021 09:19 AM (LvTSG)



This is Special Agent Johnson.....No, the other one.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 12, 2021 09:20 AM (Zz0t1)

271 265 May God continue to bless and protect Israel
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 12, 2021 09:19 AM (CqHIp)

Amen.

Posted by: m at May 12, 2021 09:20 AM (nzEdf)

272 And now, my absolute favorite metier in all of art.
A runner with a Van Gogh catalogue shoved up his ass. Lookitim go!

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at May 12, 2021 09:20 AM (zMFmR)

273 Same problem. This is what I use:
https://is.gd/Z2OhxP
Posted by: Tonypete at May 12, 2021 09:11 AM (Rvt8
++++
*snort*
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2021 09:15 AM (Jsjd7)


These work well:
https://tinyurl.com/poweredpedicure

Posted by: banana Dream at May 12, 2021 09:20 AM (Fq1gB)

274 I used to say every American should visit Israel and the PLO/Hamas areas, for their own civic education in a number of different areas. I no longer say this.

The Left has become so radical and the youth of this country so shockingly ignorant that it would only be a matter of time before an American student got recruited and blew ximself up in Sbarro full of Israeli ones. Besides, they're ineducable, anyway.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 12, 2021 09:20 AM (Uh2oA)

275 But do consider posting something from his Arles period.

Posted by: runner at May 12, 2021 09:12 AM (V13WU)

Like today's painting?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 12, 2021 09:18 AM (Q9lwr)

....and BLAMMO!

Posted by: BignJames at May 12, 2021 09:20 AM (AwYPR)

276 Dad, how can you have rising unemployment during a severe labor shortage?


Democrats, son.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 12, 2021 09:20 AM (4fSQf)

277 Actually, though I am not a particular fan of Van Gogh, I rather like this painting. Would hang.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 12, 2021 09:20 AM (2JVJo)

278 (laugh, laugh, laugh)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAG9Xn5bJwQ


Wow. Very clever. A lot of work went into that.

Posted by: t-bird at May 12, 2021 09:20 AM (dYmWY)

279 265 May God continue to bless and protect Israel
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 12, 2021 09:19 AM (CqHIp)

Yes. They are our allies... religion is not the issue at all for me..

Posted by: kraken at May 12, 2021 09:21 AM (0KKyI)

280 Those shoes remind me of my grandfather's house slippers.

Posted by: m at May 12, 2021 09:21 AM (nzEdf)

281 134 Some has beens wrote a letter threatening a GOP exit. You guys should see the list.
Posted by: runner at May 12, 2021 09:00 AM (V13WU)

I think this is hilarious.

The GOPe - the group that has run the show all along - always begged the base to stick with them, and not be traitors by departing from 'principles'. It's funny that, when the rubber hits the road with the Cheney vote, that the GOPe is the first to flounce, not the base.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 12, 2021 09:21 AM (mdjgu)

282 I use K'Keeffe's Healthy Feet that I buy at the hardware store.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

I wish I was BSing you when I say I've used Bag Balm in the past.

But I'm not.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 12, 2021 09:21 AM (Rvt88)

283 There is also a brand called Crack Cream, I think...

Posted by: kraken at May 12, 2021 09:23 AM (0KKyI)

284 May God continue to bless and protect Israel
Posted by: phoenixgirl

AMEN Sistah !

Posted by: JT at May 12, 2021 09:23 AM (arJlL)

285 My personal favorite is the "fencing problem"
Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 12, 2021 09:10 AM (CAJOC)
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I prefer foil to epee, but that?s just me.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 12, 2021 09:23 AM (WGara)

286 Like today's painting?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 12, 2021 09:18 AM (Q9lwr)


No, like everything else. Sunflowers, landscapes, portraits.

Posted by: runner at May 12, 2021 09:23 AM (V13WU)

287 There is also a brand called Crack Cream, I think...
Posted by: kraken at May 12, 2021 09:23 AM (0KKyI)


That's for plumbers only.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 12, 2021 09:23 AM (Zz0t1)

288 There is also a brand called Crack Cream, I think...
Posted by: kraken

IT'S FOR FEET?

Okay, that explains a few things.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 12, 2021 09:23 AM (Rvt88)

289 Have you ever gotten a pedicure before switching from your winter feet to your summer feet?
Posted by: grammie winger


No. I don't ever go barefoot and I never wear sandals. I just switch from penny loafers to topsiders.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 12, 2021 09:23 AM (2JVJo)

290 All of CBD's art choices are spot on.


(Hopes to avoid a verbal thrashing)

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 12, 2021 09:24 AM (jvt6t)

291 I wish I was BSing you when I say I've used Bag Balm in the past.

But I'm not.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 12, 2021 09:21 AM (Rvt8

A Pali granny in a suicide vest?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 12, 2021 09:24 AM (IWgZv)

292 So they disappeared into an Arles hole??

Posted by: andycanuck at May 12, 2021 09:24 AM (UHVv4)

293 Looks smelly.

Would not hang....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 12, 2021 09:25 AM (xW72t)

294
289 Have you ever gotten a pedicure before switching from your winter feet to your summer feet?
Posted by: grammie winger

No. I don't ever go barefoot and I never wear sandals. I just switch from penny loafers to topsiders.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 12, 2021 09:23 AM (2JVJo)


No gumboots, MP4???

Posted by: kraken at May 12, 2021 09:25 AM (0KKyI)

295 You guys should see the list.


Posted by: runner at May 12, 2021 09:00 AM (V13WU)

What fascinates me is their absolute ignorance of the mood of the Republican base. It is a testament to the insularity of elitists within the party, and an excellent example of why it should be burned to the ground and remade from the ashes.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 12, 2021 09:25 AM (Q9lwr)

296 CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP!
CLOMPITY-CLOMP-CLOMP-CLOMPITY-CLOMP!
CLOMPITY-CLOMPITY-CLOMPITY CLOMP!
CLOMP-A CLOMP! CLOMP! CLOMP!
CLOMP!
CLOMP!
CLOMPCLOMPCLOMPCLOMPCLOMP
CLOMP!!!!

*CUTS OFF FOOT

Posted by: Vincent Van Gogh After Fiancee Criticizes His Clog-Dancing at May 12, 2021 09:25 AM (dWwl8)

297 May God continue to bless and protect Israel
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 12, 2021 09:19 AM (CqHIp)


You know, if GOP candates had balls (I know, I know), they would come right out and say, "Listen up,Jews. If you put Democrats in power, they will stab Israel in the back. And Israel, if you accept a Democrat in power, you deserve to get blown off the map. They are traitors to this country and enemies to yours."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 12, 2021 09:25 AM (2JVJo)

298 May God continue to bless and protect Israel

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 12, 2021 09:19 AM (CqHIp)


'Though the mountains move and the hills shake,
My love will not be removed from you,
and My covenant of peace will not be shaken,
says your compassionate Lord.' Isaiah 54

Posted by: grammie winger at May 12, 2021 09:25 AM (45fpk)

299 All of CBD's art choices are spot on.


(Hopes to avoid a verbal thrashing)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 12, 2021 09:24 AM (jvt6t)



I'm still confused on the whole argument. Wanna see something different? The internet is ready, willing and able to show it to you.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 12, 2021 09:25 AM (Zz0t1)

300 I have a pair of clogs. I find them okay, I guess, but that wooden insole can be tricky when trying to walk when the footing is tricky.

Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at May 12, 2021 09:26 AM (cSyAR)

301 6 I can smell them from ear

+++

293 Looks smelly.


*******

We've come full circle.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 12, 2021 09:26 AM (Fc5rx)

302 276 Dad, how can you have rising unemployment during a severe labor shortage?


Democrats, son.
=====
Oh there's many people working around here, but they're not exactly American workers, you dig?
Bread and circuses for the idle citizenry, while the incomers work the estates of the patricians who claim to speak "for the people".

Posted by: exdem13 at May 12, 2021 09:26 AM (W+kMI)

303 295 What fascinates me is their absolute ignorance of the mood of the Republican base. It is a testament to the insularity of elitists within the party, and an excellent example of why it should be burned to the ground and remade from the ashes.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 12, 2021 09:25 AM (Q9lwr)

==========

Hence, why it can't stop here.

McCarthy needs to go. He thought keeping Cheney in leadership was a good enough idea after her impeachment vote to whip on her behalf. Our troubles with her are as much his fault as hers.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 12, 2021 09:26 AM (LvTSG)

304 So some of you are all clogged up?

Posted by: kraken at May 12, 2021 09:26 AM (0KKyI)

305 >>There is also a brand called Crack Cream,


I make my own.

Posted by: garrett at May 12, 2021 09:27 AM (ExAzx)

306 All of CBD's art choices are spot on.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 12, 2021 09:24 AM (jvt6t)

Definitely not! But there is a reason for every single one. They might not be great art, but something is interesting or striking or even just odd.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 12, 2021 09:27 AM (Q9lwr)

307 297 You know, if GOP candates had balls (I know, I know), they would come right out and say, "Listen up,Jews. If you put Democrats in power, they will stab Israel in the back. And Israel, if you accept a Democrat in power, you deserve to get blown off the map. They are traitors to this country and enemies to yours."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 12, 2021 09:25 AM (2JVJo)

===========

"Israel is a pestilence that should be wiped from the Earth."
-Progressive Jews

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 12, 2021 09:27 AM (LvTSG)

308 This picture really captures the culture of the day.

European Culture. It probably hangs in their capital, Europe City.

Posted by: t-bird at May 12, 2021 09:27 AM (dYmWY)

309 Oh there's many people working around here, but they're not exactly American workers, you dig?

Posted by: exdem13 at May 12, 2021 09:26 AM (W+kMI)



I was born in East LA!!!!!

Posted by: Cheech Marin - Worker at May 12, 2021 09:28 AM (Zz0t1)

310 They might not be great art, but something is interesting or striking or even just odd.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 12, 2021 09:27 AM (Q9lwr)


I call dibs on odd.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 12, 2021 09:28 AM (45fpk)

311 I've never had a pedi. And in summer, I simply wear sandals that cover my toes.

It's like driving: if you don't look, you won't get scared.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 12, 2021 09:19 AM (HaL55)

My philosophy. One of my daughters always gets after me when I have my shoes off.

She: Your feet are hideous!

Me: So? Don't look at 'em.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 12, 2021 09:28 AM (dfRN6)

312 Alternate Title:

"From the Vincent Van Gogh Collection at Shoe Warehouse"

Posted by: naturalfake at May 12, 2021 09:28 AM (dWwl8)

313 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Shoes. As art. I'm...flummoxed.
Goes looking for coffee n

Posted by: Diogenes at May 12, 2021 09:28 AM (axyOa)

314

I make my own.
Posted by: garrett at May 12, 2021 09:27 AM (ExAzx)


That's called 'frumunda cheese.'

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 12, 2021 09:28 AM (Zz0t1)

315 So some of you are all clogged up?
Posted by: kraken at May 12, 2021 09:26 AM (0KKyI)
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Prune juice. It's what's for breakfast.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 12, 2021 09:28 AM (WGara)

316 Well, it's not as if Israel can "accept" or "reject" our politicians. What they can do, is decide to start acting without regard to them. Which, if Biden attempts to interfere in this round of heavy fighting, I expect to see happen for the first time.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 12, 2021 09:28 AM (Uh2oA)

317 So much yellow!

Posted by: kallisto at May 12, 2021 09:29 AM (DJFLF)

318 I don't know anyone from Venezuela, and bear Venezuelans no ill will. But...do we want a bunch of people who just democratically elected themselves into shit-hole status flooding across the Rio Grande? Nope.

Posted by: No Longer Amused at May 12, 2021 09:29 AM (vTW2/)

319 Tulane
Posted by: Muldoon at May 12, 2021 08:51 AM (Fc5rx)


Stepfather graduated Tulane medical in 1938. He was the smartest man I ever knew. But I didn't know you then.

Posted by: creeper at May 12, 2021 09:29 AM (XxJt1)

320 You guys need to learn to give CBD feedback. There is nothing wrong with that. Van Gogh was prolific, today's painting , while clearly him, may not be the best introduction. He has many others.

Posted by: runner at May 12, 2021 09:29 AM (V13WU)

321 295 What fascinates me is their absolute ignorance of the mood of the Republican base. It is a testament to the insularity of elitists within the party, and an excellent example of why it should be burned to the ground and remade from the ashes.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 12, 2021 09:25 AM (Q9lwr)


They are only pretending at ignorance. They completely know , they just thought this would blow over, and business as usual. A little posturing followed by a big fail.

That's why they finally caned on dumping Liz, but that's also why W came out and said he should have rammed through amnesty.

Posted by: CN at May 12, 2021 09:29 AM (ONvIw)

322 So some of you are all clogged up?
Posted by: kraken at May 12, 2021 09:26 AM (0KKyI)


I can help.

Posted by: Miralax at May 12, 2021 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)

323 Please don't tell me you wear black socks with your Bermuda shorts.
Posted by: grammie winger


Is that wrong? Because I lurk on the 'ette fashion threads, and I've never heard that mentioned.

Posted by: J. Random Moron at May 12, 2021 09:30 AM (DMUuz)

324 Had antrip planned to Israel this year, but, considering the Virus insanity, and the civil war going on, going to pass.... hell, I can get all of that in this country....

Posted by: kraken at May 12, 2021 09:30 AM (0KKyI)

325 Definitely not! But there is a reason for every single one. They might not be great art, but something is interesting or striking or even just odd.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 12, 2021 09:27 AM (Q9lwr)

Exaggerating though I was, your choices always make you look and think and expand your horizons, especially to an amateur art lover such as myself.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 12, 2021 09:30 AM (jvt6t)

326 if Biden attempts to interfere in this round of heavy fighting, I expect to see happen for the first time.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 12, 2021 09:28 AM (Uh2oA)

Israel's defense minister already made a statement that was pretty much, "Go fuck yourselves, and stop moralizing. We don't need your permission to defend our country and our people."

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 12, 2021 09:30 AM (Q9lwr)

327 Mary Clogginstein approves of this aut...apt...ort...err, art.

Posted by: Boswell at May 12, 2021 09:30 AM (w2LAm)

328 I can help.

Posted by: Miralax at May 12, 2021 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)


Move along.

Posted by: Probiotics at May 12, 2021 09:30 AM (45fpk)

329 297- A not small number of American Jews see Israel as the problem and think if the Jews there would just give Palis what they say they want there would be peace. Of course that that what the Palis want is every Jew driven in to the sea just is inconceivable to them, even when it isn't hard to find reports of them saying exactly that and matching it to their actions. None so blind as who will not see indeed.

Posted by: Bete at May 12, 2021 09:31 AM (FAze/)

330 I bought a pair of eye-talian loafers whose soles were so slick, I had to put that sandpaper stuff on 'em.

Posted by: BignJames at May 12, 2021 09:31 AM (AwYPR)

331 >>Israel's defense minister already made a statement that was pretty much, "Go fuck yourselves, and stop moralizing. We don't need your permission to defend our country and our people."


I'd prefer he said that after an artificial sunrise over Tehran.

Posted by: garrett at May 12, 2021 09:31 AM (o6xBx)

332 326 if Biden attempts to interfere in this round of heavy fighting, I expect to see happen for the first time.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 12, 2021 09:28 AM (Uh2oA)

Israel's defense minister already made a statement that was pretty much, "Go fuck yourselves, and stop moralizing. We don't need your permission to defend our country and our people."
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 12, 2021 09:30 AM (Q9lwr)

I stand with Israel.

Posted by: m at May 12, 2021 09:31 AM (nzEdf)

333 You guys need to learn to give CBD feedback. There is nothing wrong with that. Van Gogh was prolific, today's painting , while clearly him, may not be the best introduction. He has many others.
Posted by: runner at May 12, 2021 09:29 AM (V13WU)


As if he's never posted Van Gogh before.....

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 12, 2021 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

334 Please don't tell me you wear black socks with your Bermuda shorts.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 12, 2021 09:09 AM (45fpk)

Don't you always wear black sock with black wingtips?

Posted by: Roy at May 12, 2021 09:31 AM (vDqtk)

335 Israel's defense minister already made a statement that was pretty much, "Go fuck yourselves, and stop moralizing. We don't need your permission to defend our country and our people."
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 12, 2021 09:30 AM (Q9lwr)

Good, but the donks will try to blackmail them.

Posted by: CN at May 12, 2021 09:31 AM (ONvIw)

336 Biden Car Rallies. heh. I purloined that. Little gems like that is why I read this blog.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at May 12, 2021 09:32 AM (cCxiu)

337 So much yellow!
Posted by: kallisto

Does it make you feel mellow ?

Posted by: JT at May 12, 2021 09:32 AM (arJlL)

338 So much yellow!
Posted by: kallisto at May 12, 2021 09:29 AM (DJFLF)

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Sue me. I had a tube of the stuff I needed to use up.

Posted by: Vince v. at May 12, 2021 09:32 AM (WGara)

339 Israel's defense minister already made a statement that was pretty much, "Go fuck yourselves, and stop moralizing. We don't need your permission to defend our country and our people."
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


Wish he'd made it in those exact words so there was no weasel room.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 12, 2021 09:32 AM (OCTRt)

340 I have no sympathy for Venezuela. They voted their shithole into office, now eat the fruits. Anyhow, we have our own communists to deal with.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 12, 2021 09:32 AM (o2MD2)

341 Tom Ridge, the man who gave us 4 colors, is one of the signatories of the letter. Bush team.

Posted by: runner at May 12, 2021 09:32 AM (V13WU)

342 Since I missed the Morning Report for the sake of my sanity but foolishly read the headlines;

What is the deal with OJ Simpson suddenly adding his two cents to discussions? First was giving us his wisdom about the danger of knives wielded with the intent to kill (about that police shooting in Indianapolis recently), and now he's endorsing Liz Cheney?! It's bizarre.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 12, 2021 09:32 AM (1lKRm)

343 I'm still confused on the whole argument. Wanna see something different? The internet is ready, willing and able to show it to you.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 12, 2021 09:25 AM (Zz0t1)
++++
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The eAPPROVE system is based on research conducted at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology and DARPA.

Posted by: eAPPROVE Venture Funding, LP at May 12, 2021 09:32 AM (Jsjd7)

344 >>So much yellow!


Suffusive, even.

Posted by: I Ching Calculator at May 12, 2021 09:32 AM (o6xBx)

345 326 if Biden attempts to interfere in this round of heavy fighting, I expect to see happen for the first time.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 12, 2021 09:28 AM (Uh2oA)

Israel's defense minister already made a statement that was pretty much, "Go fuck yourselves, and stop moralizing. We don't need your permission to defend our country and our people."
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 12, 2021 09:30 AM

Never thought it even a possibility that the US commend would consider strikes against Israel in defense of the terrorists.

Yet here we are.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 12, 2021 09:32 AM (4fSQf)

346 341 Tom Ridge, the man who gave us 4 colors, is one of the signatories of the letter. Bush team.
Posted by: runner at May 12, 2021 09:32 AM (V13WU)

It's all about global corporatist greed.

Posted by: CN at May 12, 2021 09:33 AM (ONvIw)

347 A not small number of American Jews see Israel as the problem and think if the Jews there would just give Palis what they say they want there would be peace. Of course that that what the Palis want is every Jew driven in to the sea just is inconceivable to them, even when it isn't hard to find reports of them saying exactly that and matching it to their actions. None so blind as who will not see indeed.
Posted by: Bete at May 12, 2021 09:31 AM (FAze/)



Give them what they ask for and they'll never ask for anything else.

Yeah, right.

There will never be world peace if muslhams still roam.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 12, 2021 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)

348 Needs More Cadmium.

Posted by: garrett at May 12, 2021 09:33 AM (o6xBx)

349 Please don't tell me you wear black socks with your Bermuda shorts.
Posted by: grammie winger

Don't you always wear black sock with black wingtips?
Posted by: Roy


At the beach, don'tcha know!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 12, 2021 09:33 AM (OCTRt)

350 Well, it's not as if Israel can "accept" or "reject" our politicians. What they can do, is decide to start acting without regard to them. Which, if Biden attempts to interfere in this round of heavy fighting, I expect to see happen for the first time.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 12, 2021 09:28 AM (Uh2oA)


That's really what I meant. A Republican is more likely to side with Israel. A Democrat will help Hamas strap on a suicide vest. What I want is a GOP slug with balls enough to come out and say that.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 12, 2021 09:33 AM (2JVJo)

351 The Repubs who threatened to leave over Liz? Can we get a list?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 12, 2021 09:33 AM (o2MD2)

352 Alternate Title:

"Jergen Van Keds Invents the Tennis Shoe, Circa 1887"

Posted by: naturalfake at May 12, 2021 09:33 AM (dWwl8)

353 So, the A's are getting tired of Oakland's bullshit around building a new stadium and are considering leaving.

I hope they do. Leave the state.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 12, 2021 09:33 AM (LvTSG)

354 Bye Liz, a seat on Haliburton's Board awaits you. Don't go away mad, just go away.

Forget about President Trump for a minute. Cheney has done zero to help the party. She's a mouthpiece for every Democrat talking point possible. She's a subversive living in our house who is so far out of step with the party, I am surprised she's a member of it. Go form a party with the #nevertrump Lincoln Man-Boy Project, live on hate and subversion. Continue to milk the Democrats demonstrably false lies about January 6th. Do whatever you want, nobody cares. I look forward to seeing you on CNN spouting Democrats talking points. It's what you've been doing anyway. Bye, just bye.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 12, 2021 09:34 AM (VpIIl)

355 198 Please don't tell me you wear black socks with your Bermuda shorts.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 12, 2021 09:09 AM (45fpk)

Somebody has to do it.

Posted by: m at May 12, 2021 09:34 AM (nzEdf)

356 Seriously, McCarthy needs to go as much as Cheney, but he won't. He'll ride the coattails of anger to the Speaker of the House position in 2023.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 12, 2021 08:58 AM (LvTSG)


Yay?

No. Not gonna happen.

Posted by: blaster at May 12, 2021 09:34 AM (ZfRYq)

357 354 Forget about President Trump for a minute. Cheney has done zero to help the party. She's a mouthpiece for every Democrat talking point possible. She's a subversive living in our house who is so far out of step with the party, I am surprised she's a member of it. Go form a party with the #nevertrump Lincoln Man-Boy Project, live on hate and subversion. Continue to milk the Democrats demonstrably false lies about January 6th. Do whatever you want, nobody cares. I look forward to seeing you on CNN spouting Democrats talking points. It's what you've been doing anyway. Bye, just bye.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 12, 2021 09:34 AM (VpIIl)

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But her fundraising! Well, other people fundraising for her...which wasn't very impressive anyway...

But she's always been a Republican!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 12, 2021 09:34 AM (LvTSG)

358 As if he's never posted Van Gogh before.....
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 12, 2021 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)


He did. A chair. Does not have the same respect for him as for Jacques-Louis.

Posted by: runner at May 12, 2021 09:35 AM (V13WU)

359 What I want is a GOP slug with balls enough to come out and say that.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 12, 2021 09:33 AM (2JVJo)

There is only Trump.

Posted by: CN at May 12, 2021 09:35 AM (ONvIw)

360 Somebody has to do it.
Posted by: m at May 12, 2021 09:34 AM (nzEdf)
++++
Truth.

Posted by: Apparel Determinism Theory at May 12, 2021 09:35 AM (Jsjd7)

361 It's bizarre.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 12, 2021 09:32 AM (1lKRm)

Simpson is desperate for revenue streams and there are companies who's job it is to 'build brand', which basically means they try and resuscitate your career to help you land gigs.

So that's why the pop up of certain washed up actors and people chiming in. Also, all publicity is good pub.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 12, 2021 09:35 AM (4fSQf)

362 341 Tom Ridge, the man who gave us 4 colors, is one of the signatories of the letter. Bush team.
Posted by: runner at May 12, 2021 09:32 AM (V13WU)


We should be so lucky.

Posted by: blaster at May 12, 2021 09:35 AM (ZfRYq)

363 What is the deal with OJ Simpson suddenly adding his two cents to discussions? First was giving us his wisdom about the danger of knives wielded with the intent to kill (about that police shooting in Indianapolis recently), and now he's endorsing Liz Cheney?! It's bizarre.

"The Conservative Case for Knifing Uppity Blond Bitches."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 12, 2021 09:36 AM (2JVJo)

364 And $3 gas and shortages two weeks before Labor Day weekend.

It's still May where I live...

Posted by: Flyover at May 12, 2021 09:36 AM (Rbu5d)

365 Tulane
Posted by: Muldoon

Didn't Clapton have a song on this?

Posted by: Tonypete at May 12, 2021 09:36 AM (Rvt88)

366 Your sandal season up there in the Frozen North is what, like 4 weeks, grammie?

Posted by: kraken at May 12, 2021 09:36 AM (0KKyI)

367 Shoes from that angle are really not that easy to correctly capture .

Posted by: kallisto at May 12, 2021 09:36 AM (DJFLF)

368 I have no sympathy for Venezuela. They voted their shithole into office, now eat the fruits. Anyhow, we have our own communists to deal with.

Did they? Smartmatic was founded by Venezuelans.

Posted by: t-bird at May 12, 2021 09:37 AM (OFJlJ)

369 I remember those heady days when Ace would get all liquored up on white lightning, head on down to the music hall and clog the night away with his kinfolk.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 12, 2021 09:18 AM (2goRJ)

Then C-3PO showed up and everything went to hell.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 12, 2021 09:37 AM (T7iTv)

370 367 Shoes from that angle are really not that easy to correctly capture .
Posted by: kallisto at May 12, 2021 09:36 AM (DJFLF)

A footshortening issue?

Posted by: kraken at May 12, 2021 09:37 AM (0KKyI)

371 So, the A's are getting tired of Oakland's bullshit around building a new stadium and are considering leaving.

I hope they do. Leave the state.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 12, 2021 09:33 AM (LvTSG)


The public should not be threatened, nor should they be requested to pay for a fucking stadium for some bullshit sports team ever again.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 12, 2021 09:37 AM (Zz0t1)

372 367 Shoes from that angle are really not that easy to correctly capture .
Posted by: kallisto at May 12, 2021 09:36 AM (DJFLF)


It not like they are moving. You wouldn't even need a snare. Just walk up and capture them.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 12, 2021 09:37 AM (4fSQf)

373 Tulane

Posted by: Muldoon

Didn't Clapton have a song on this?

Posted by: Tonypete at May 12, 2021 09:36 AM (Rvt8

Mojo Nixon does.

Posted by: BignJames at May 12, 2021 09:37 AM (AwYPR)

374 371 The public should not be threatened, nor should they be requested to pay for a fucking stadium for some bullshit sports team ever again.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 12, 2021 09:37 AM (Zz0t1)

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The stadium was going to be 100% privately funded.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 12, 2021 09:38 AM (LvTSG)

375
I'd prefer he said that after an artificial sunrise over Tehran.
Posted by: garrett at May 12, 2021 09:31 AM (o6xBx)



Go ahead! We have 200,000 SPF sunblock!

Posted by: The Iranians at May 12, 2021 09:38 AM (n+4am)

376 "But her fundraising! Well, other people fundraising for her...which wasn't very impressive anyway...



But she's always been a Republican!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 12, 2021 09:34 AM (LvTSG)"
Here's a secret or two. Whomever is in that position will fund raise. The party has also been picking up small donations from, wait for it, party members. The GOP knows this and it's reason #2 why they want to oust this turd in the punchbowl. You can't dump on a majority of party members and keep that party going. Bye Lizzy. Jackass

Posted by: Marcus T at May 12, 2021 09:38 AM (VpIIl)

377 Your sandal season up there in the Frozen North is what, like 4 weeks, grammie?

Posted by: kraken at May 12, 2021 09:36 AM (0KKyI)


Last week of July, first week of August.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 12, 2021 09:38 AM (45fpk)

378 333 You guys need to learn to give CBD feedback. There is nothing wrong with that. Van Gogh was prolific, today's painting , while clearly him, may not be the best introduction. He has many others.
Posted by: runner at May 12, 2021 09:29 AM (V13WU)


Don't be silly. CBD gets a minimum of a hundred bits of feedback on every art post.

Now maybe we're falling short on food and ape comments but we're holding up our end here.

Posted by: creeper at May 12, 2021 09:39 AM (XxJt1)

379 A footshortening issue?

Posted by: kraken at May 12, 2021 09:37 AM (0KKyI)

something like that. Getting the depth right, etc. etc.
but with practice, it can happen!

Posted by: kallisto at May 12, 2021 09:39 AM (DJFLF)

380 Is it still true that you can get anything you want down in New Orleans areas, by going down to some crossroads??

Posted by: kraken at May 12, 2021 09:39 AM (0KKyI)

381

He did. A chair. Does not have the same respect for him as for Jacques-Louis.
Posted by: runner at May 12, 2021 09:35 AM (V13WU)


And that's his option.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 12, 2021 09:39 AM (Zz0t1)

382 Didn't Clapton have a song on this?
Posted by: Tonypete at May 12, 2021 09:36 AM (Rvt8
++++
If you wanna hang out // You don't gotta take her out // Tulane
If you want to get down // Out on the town // Tulane

She'll always try // She gets real high // She spread her thighs // Tulane

Posted by: With apologies to Eric Clapton at May 12, 2021 09:39 AM (Jsjd7)

383 O/T:

I made this offer on the evening thread, but no response, so will make it again. I have an extra copy of the complete series Kolchak: The Night Stalker. This is only the series and not the two made for TV movies, The Night Stalker and The Night Strangler. The case is a little worn from my pups having nibbled on it, but the discs are perfect.

If you're interested, shoot me an e-mail through my nic.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 12, 2021 09:39 AM (2JVJo)

384 Alternate Title:

"Site Zero for Toe Fungus Painted by Patient Zero"*



*Chapter 34 "You NO Blame China For COVID!!! It Was the Dutch!!!" by Fang Ding

Posted by: naturalfake at May 12, 2021 09:39 AM (dWwl8)

385 But in banning him, they created a vacuum. And by default, how ever much the MSM tries not to, Biden, his policies and the Ds are the news.

They're trying to keep making him the story. One of the shitty late night shows did an entire segment on people making up insults for Trump the other night. It was as lame and cringe as you'd expect.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 12, 2021 09:40 AM (ZGrMX)

386 385 But in banning him, they created a vacuum. And by default, how ever much the MSM tries not to, Biden, his policies and the Ds are the news.

They're trying to keep making him the story. One of the shitty late night shows did an entire segment on people making up insults for Trump the other night. It was as lame and cringe as you'd expect.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 12, 2021 09:40 AM (ZGrMX)

==========

They'll win a Peabody for that segment, probably.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 12, 2021 09:40 AM (LvTSG)

387 386 385 But in banning him, they created a vacuum. And by default, how ever much the MSM tries not to, Biden, his policies and the Ds are the news.

They're trying to keep making him the story. One of the shitty late night shows did an entire segment on people making up insults for Trump the other night. It was as lame and cringe as you'd expect.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 12, 2021 09:40 AM (ZGrMX)

==========

They'll win a Peabody for that segment, probably.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 12, 2021 09:40 AM (LvTSG)

They have no lives.

Posted by: m at May 12, 2021 09:40 AM (nzEdf)

388 Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 12, 2021 09:35 AM (4fSQf)

If that's the case, he may want to change companies advising him. His comments on the dangers of knives were not very well received and defending an DOPe pol isn't likely to endear him to very many. More likely to makes Ds and the R base annoyed.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 12, 2021 09:41 AM (1lKRm)

389 >>>So, Liz Cheney...<<<
>Has decided to become the Meghan Markle of the Republican Party.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 12, 2021 09:41 AM (2goRJ)

390 =========

The stadium was going to be 100% privately funded.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 12, 2021 09:38 AM (LvTSG)


Then buy the land and build it. Wherever you want. If you allow the city to bully you, that's your problem. If you can't get the permits or somesuch from the city, take your tax revenue and move to the next town over.

Keep your fan base and flip a bird to the shit town you left.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 12, 2021 09:41 AM (Zz0t1)

391 Hey MP 4, your link goes to Kiss Me You Fool.

Posted by: Bete at May 12, 2021 09:42 AM (FAze/)

392 There's a corrupt, viciously partisan and senile mediocrity in the White House and the world is threatening to burst into flames.
Why am I not shocked?

Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at May 12, 2021 09:42 AM (cSyAR)

393 Is it still true that you can get anything you want down in New Orleans areas, by going down to some crossroads??
Posted by: kraken at May 12, 2021 09:39 AM (0KKyI)

Believe that particular crossroads is in North Mississippi, in the Delta region.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 12, 2021 09:42 AM (IWgZv)

394 373 Tulane

Posted by: Muldoon

Didn't Clapton have a song on this?

Posted by: Tonypete at May 12, 2021 09:36 AM (Rvt8

Mojo Nixon does.
Posted by: BignJames at May 12, 2021 09:37 AM (AwYPR)

J.J. Cale does

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 12, 2021 09:42 AM (jvt6t)

395 295...What fascinates me is their absolute ignorance of the mood of the Republican base. ..
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 12, 2021 09:25 AM (Q9lwr)

I don't think they are ignorant. They are *on the other side.*

Posted by: Flyover at May 12, 2021 09:42 AM (Rbu5d)

396 391 Hey MP 4, your link goes to Kiss Me You Fool.
Posted by: Bete at May 12, 2021 09:42 AM (FAze/)

Snort.... hell, you never know...

Posted by: kraken at May 12, 2021 09:42 AM (0KKyI)

397 390 Then buy the land and build it. Wherever you want. If you allow the city to bully you, that's your problem. If you can't get the permits or somesuch from the city, take your tax revenue and move to the next town over.

Keep your fan base and flip a bird to the shit town you left.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 12, 2021 09:41 AM (Zz0t1)

==========

They've been bending over backwards to make the community happy as well as the city government. MLB told them a couple of days ago, "Fuck this shit. Find somewhere else."

Maybe it's just a bluff to get the city government to stop acting like a city government full of corrupt Democrats, but even if it is, the city government is run by corrupt Democrats.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 12, 2021 09:43 AM (LvTSG)

398 > Male morons - serious question: Summer is coming and I assume many of you are going to wear sandals. Have you ever gotten a pedicure before switching from your winter feet to your summer feet?
Posted by: grammie winger


uh, men's feet are generally gross and should be in shoes at all times

many male idiots here in CO wear flip flops as shoes. They should not.

Posted by: DB- just DB at May 12, 2021 09:43 AM (iTXRQ)

399 Hey MP 4, your link goes to Kiss Me You Fool.
Posted by: Bete at May 12, 2021 09:42 AM (FAze/)


Yes, that's my website. You should be able to e-mail me through there. If not, let me know.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 12, 2021 09:43 AM (2JVJo)

400 393 Is it still true that you can get anything you want down in New Orleans areas, by going down to some crossroads??
Posted by: kraken at May 12, 2021 09:39 AM (0KKyI)

Believe that particular crossroads is in North Mississippi, in the Delta region.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 12, 2021 09:42 AM (IWgZv)


Now you tell me!

Posted by: kraken at May 12, 2021 09:43 AM (0KKyI)

401 If I were a Nigerian Prince I would strongly consider sending Colonial Pipelines an email right about now...

Posted by: t-bird at May 12, 2021 09:43 AM (SwCv8)

402

I pee'd in his clogs. SOB took away my headless mousie...

Posted by: van Gogh's Cat at May 12, 2021 09:43 AM (o6NKx)

403 On these dull, cold, and listless not-quite-Spring mornings, enjoy a nice, hot mug of Thorvald's Cream of Lutefisk soup as a refreshing mood-brightener!

Cream of Lutefisk soup. It's not just for breakfast anymore!

Posted by: Thorvald at May 12, 2021 09:44 AM (DMUuz)

404 341 Tom Ridge, the man who gave us 4 colors, is one of the signatories of the letter. Bush team.
Posted by: runner at May 12, 2021 09:32 AM (V13WU)
---------
A new letter or the one Liz Cheney arranged before the election?

Posted by: zmdavid at May 12, 2021 09:44 AM (xqRaG)

405 Lizard Cheney is out of her leadership spot. Per the WSJ, the vote was held behind closed doors and was a voice vote.

Buh bye. Run crying to the WaPo, Lizzie.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 12, 2021 09:44 AM (F0YaR)

406 Give them what they ask for and they'll never ask for anything else.

Yeah, right.

There will never be world peace if muslhams still roam.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 12, 2021 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)


Once that rescue camel gets its nose in the tent.....

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at May 12, 2021 09:44 AM (w9Wax)

407 Male morons - serious question: Summer is coming and I assume many of you are going to wear sandals. Have you ever gotten a pedicure before switching from your winter feet to your summer feet?
Posted by: grammie winger


I am not going to lie. My feet are gorgeous.

Posted by: blaster at May 12, 2021 09:44 AM (ZfRYq)

408 I'm getting here late

1) the art: boring
2) wtf is Cheney's problem with Trump? Did he take a dump on her lawn? what?

Posted by: DB- just DB at May 12, 2021 09:44 AM (iTXRQ)

409 What fascinates me is their absolute ignorance of the mood of the Republican base. ..

Oh, she knows.

Posted by: t-bird at May 12, 2021 09:44 AM (SwCv8)

410 ==========

They've been bending over backwards to make the community happy as well as the city government. MLB told them a couple of days ago, "Fuck this shit. Find somewhere else."

Maybe it's just a bluff to get the city government to stop acting like a city government full of corrupt Democrats, but even if it is, the city government is run by corrupt Democrats.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 12, 2021 09:43 AM (LvTSG)


Then that's what they should do.

But, because they're the A's and no one outside of that area gives a flying fuck about that team, I guess they'll either need to move to a state / metro that has NO baseball options whatsoever and build anew, or put up with the BS.


Simple.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 12, 2021 09:44 AM (Zz0t1)

411 Did anyone catch the story about our Energy Secretary(spits) smiling about the pipeline shutdown? This is an inside job all the way.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 12, 2021 09:44 AM (jvt6t)

412 Shoes from that angle are really not that easy to correctly capture .
Posted by: kallisto

(hands Kallisto the net)

Posted by: JT at May 12, 2021 09:45 AM (arJlL)

413 410 Then that's what they should do.

But, because they're the A's and no one outside of that area gives a flying fuck about that team, I guess they'll either need to move to a state / metro that has NO baseball options whatsoever and build anew, or put up with the BS.


Simple.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 12, 2021 09:44 AM (Zz0t1)

========

Move to Vegas and rejoin the Raiders. For old time's sake, combine the football and baseball stadiums again.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 12, 2021 09:45 AM (LvTSG)

414 I don't think they are ignorant. They are *on the other side.*
Posted by: Flyover at May 12, 2021 09:42 AM (Rbu5d)

Yep, with both houses and the Presidency, they fulfilled no promises to the base, and investigated Trump.

They just didn't think we'd figure it out.

Posted by: CN at May 12, 2021 09:45 AM (ONvIw)

415 Is it still true that you can get anything you want down in New Orleans areas, by going down to some crossroads??
Posted by: kraken at May 12, 2021


***

Not cool weather or paved roads or honest politicians.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 12, 2021 09:46 AM (/XOcP)

416 But, because they're the A's and no one outside of that area gives a flying fuck about that team, I guess they'll either need to move to a state / metro that has NO baseball options whatsoever and build anew, or put up with the BS.


Simple.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 12, 2021 09:44 AM (Zz0t1)

They could go to Kansas City. Lot of crazy little women there.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 12, 2021 09:46 AM (IWgZv)

417
========

Move to Vegas and rejoin the Raiders. For old time's sake, combine the football and baseball stadiums again.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 12, 2021 09:45 AM (LvTSG)



A viable option.

Or, do a first and combine with the hockey team there.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 12, 2021 09:46 AM (Zz0t1)

418 Did anyone catch the story about our Energy Secretary(spits) smiling about the pipeline shutdown? This is an inside job all the way.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 12, 2021 09:44 AM (jvt6t)
++++
Oh, I doubt that the Dems (and it would be a Party action rather than a State action, I reckon) took out a major pipeline. They sure as shit will fail to deal with it while reframing the narrative as a crisis that can't go to waste, though...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2021 09:46 AM (Jsjd7)

419 Sad commentary that I would imagine anyone not on the Hard Left side of the equation immediately wonders if our own government didn't have a hand in the Pipeline debacle... about that healing of divisions...

Posted by: kraken at May 12, 2021 09:46 AM (0KKyI)

420 I have hideous feet, and I seldom even walk barefoot at home, let alone in public. Everyone should thank me.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at May 12, 2021 09:46 AM (xPJvm)

421 We will not accept rebuke from any organization or institution
about our right and duty to protect the citizens of Israel.

-- Benny Gantz (Israel's defense minister)

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 12, 2021 09:46 AM (Q9lwr)

422 uh, men's feet are generally gross and should be in shoes at all times

many male idiots here in CO wear flip flops as shoes. They should not.
Posted by: DB


*fistbump

Posted by: rickb223 at May 12, 2021 09:47 AM (OCTRt)

423 They could go to Kansas City. Lot of crazy little women there.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 12, 2021 09:46 AM (IWgZv)
++++
KC already has the Tories.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2021 09:47 AM (Jsjd7)

424 Oh, and consumer prices 'jumped' 4.2% in April.

Stagflation is Teh New Hotness.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 12, 2021 09:47 AM (F0YaR)

425 A new letter or the one Liz Cheney arranged before the election?
Posted by: zmdavid at May 12, 2021 09:44 AM (xqRaG)

New. I think it's in the NYT. Organized by some sleazeball.

Posted by: runner at May 12, 2021 09:47 AM (V13WU)

426 I have hideous feet, and I seldom even walk barefoot at home, let alone in public. Everyone should thank me.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at May 12, 2021 09:46 AM (xPJvm)



Most men should take this mindset, TBH.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 12, 2021 09:47 AM (Zz0t1)

427 420 I have hideous feet, and I seldom even walk barefoot at home, let alone in public. Everyone should thank me.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at May 12, 2021 09:46 AM (xPJvm)

So... cloven hoofed?

Posted by: kraken at May 12, 2021 09:47 AM (0KKyI)

428 OK serious question, what are/were clogs used for?

Posted by: Mishdog at May 12, 2021 09:48 AM (cqAUI)

429 They could go to Kansas City. Lot of crazy little women there.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 12, 2021 09:46 AM (IWgZv

"...and Imma get me one."....Famous last words.

Posted by: BignJames at May 12, 2021 09:48 AM (AwYPR)

430 As for a pedicure, I would rather be waterboarded. As a kid, the day I learned to cut my own nails was awesome. Prior to that Mom would practically have to hog tie me to keep still. Like clipping a cat.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at May 12, 2021 09:48 AM (xPJvm)

431 428 OK serious question, what are/were clogs used for?
Posted by: Mishdog at May 12, 2021 09:48 AM (cqAUI)

========

Sabotage.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 12, 2021 09:48 AM (LvTSG)

432 Is it still true that you can get anything you want down in New Orleans areas, by going down to some crossroads??
Posted by: kraken at May 12, 2021 09:39 AM (0KKyI)
---
Believe that particular crossroads is in North Mississippi, in the Delta region.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 12, 2021 09:42 AM (IWgZv)



Clarksdale, MS

Posted by: Bert G at May 12, 2021 09:48 AM (sAW0o)

433 428 OK serious question, what are/were clogs used for?
Posted by: Mishdog at May 12, 2021 09:48 AM (cqAUI)

Mirth, and pain, mostly...

Posted by: kraken at May 12, 2021 09:48 AM (0KKyI)

434 Stagflation is Teh New Hotness.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 12, 2021 09:47 AM (F0YaR)
++++
The 70s brought us the impossibility of "Stagflation" due to their theories (Keynesianism) being wrong.

The 20s will bring us impossibility of high structural unemployment during a labor shortage due to their theories (UBI) being wrong.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2021 09:49 AM (Jsjd7)

435 Gope cowards voted in secret.

Corrupt fuggers.


Now do McCarthy.

Posted by: Yerp at May 12, 2021 09:49 AM (+FlgS)

436 For old time's sake, combine the football and baseball stadiums again.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 12, 2021 09:45 AM (LvTSG)

I used to go to games at Oakland Coliseum, and it was a great place for baseball. The weather was always nice, and it was really easy to get to...BART or driving was a snap.

The whining about a new stadium in a different part of Oakland is crap.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 12, 2021 09:49 AM (Q9lwr)

437 Yep, with both houses and the Presidency, they fulfilled no promises to the base, and investigated Trump.

They just didn't think we'd figure it out.
Posted by: CN at May 12, 2021 09:45 AM (ONvIw)


Have we figured it out? If these lying assholes get re-elected - or even more, if they manage to get a majority - then I would say the answer is "no," and they will have no reason to listen to or fear us.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 12, 2021 09:49 AM (2JVJo)

438 So after painting these, Van Gogh was...van Gone.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 12, 2021 09:49 AM (axyOa)

439 My feet are nothing special but okay. And even though I live north of Grammie I'm already wearing Sandles. I don't like socks.

Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at May 12, 2021 09:49 AM (cSyAR)

440 Move to Vegas and rejoin the Raiders. For old time's sake, combine the football and baseball stadiums again.

Man, oh man. 91 home games in great drinking weather. A wraparound mezzanine level of casinos.

Posted by: t-bird at May 12, 2021 09:49 AM (ZS2+d)

441 Cream of Lutefisk soup. It's not just for breakfast anymore!
Posted by: Thorvald at May 12, 2021 09:44 AM

It's comfort food. The piece of cod that passeth all understanding.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 12, 2021 09:50 AM (dkvcO)

442 DOW drops below 34000

Posted by: SMOD at May 12, 2021 09:50 AM (RHGPo)

443 I am not going to lie. My feet are gorgeous.

I've got a lot of quirks and fetishes, but that's one I don't have.

Shoes and stockings, yes. Feet, no.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 12, 2021 09:50 AM (2JVJo)

444 81 home games! Sorry.

Posted by: t-bird at May 12, 2021 09:50 AM (ZS2+d)

445 Lizard Cheney is out of her leadership spot. Per the WSJ, the vote was held behind closed doors and was a voice vote.

Buh bye. Run crying to the WaPo, Lizzie.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 12, 2021 09:44 AM (F0YaR)

Id say "stupid bitch" but I know she's not stupid. But she is a traitor and a carpetbagger. I hope the good people of Wyoming see fit to oust her permanently

Posted by: LASue at May 12, 2021 09:50 AM (Ed8Zd)

446 I am not going to lie. My feet are gorgeous.
Posted by: blaster

If not "FABULOS!!"

*jazz hands extended*

Posted by: Tonypete at May 12, 2021 09:50 AM (Rvt88)

447 OK serious question, what are/were clogs used for?

Posted by: Mishdog at May 12, 2021 09:48 AM (cqAUI)


I love clogs. They are my in-between shoes. In between snow-boots and flip-flops. Clogs are wonderful.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 12, 2021 09:50 AM (45fpk)

448 428 OK serious question, what are/were clogs used for?
Posted by: Mishdog at May 12, 2021 09:48 AM (cqAUI)

The Dutch are a tiny people who live in a land prone to flooding. They would sleep in them so that they wouldn't drown overnight.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 12, 2021 09:50 AM (T7iTv)

449 436 I used to go to games at Oakland Coliseum, and it was a great place for baseball. The weather was always nice, and it was really easy to get to...BART or driving was a snap.

The whining about a new stadium in a different part of Oakland is crap.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 12, 2021 09:49 AM (Q9lwr)

=========

I've been to the Coliseum a few times, and it's a giant concrete monument to brutalism removed from any amenities. Yes, the BART station lets out right there, but that's pretty much its only saving grace.

It's helped none at all by the Golden State Warriors moving from Oakland to San Francisco.

I've also heard stories that the player facilities in the building are so awful that Oakland misses out on talent purely because of that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 12, 2021 09:51 AM (LvTSG)

450
The Dutch are a tiny people who live in a land prone to flooding. They would sleep in them so that they wouldn't drown overnight.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 12, 2021 09:50 AM (T7iTv)



We found Lillyput?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 12, 2021 09:51 AM (Zz0t1)

451 Male morons - serious question: Summer is coming and I assume many of you are going to wear sandals. Have you ever gotten a pedicure before switching from your winter feet to your summer feet?
Posted by: grammie winger

Heah in Hillbilly Heaven, we just lose the stomps and kick the toenails off on rocks. A mite rough and tumble, but the price is unbeatable. Nobody says shit because Why air ewe lookin at me feet anyway prevert?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 12, 2021 09:51 AM (o2MD2)

452 The criminal media is praising Cheney. What more evidence is needed that she needs to be dumped?

Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at May 12, 2021 09:51 AM (cSyAR)

453 447 OK serious question, what are/were clogs used for?

Posted by: Mishdog at May 12, 2021 09:48 AM (cqAUI)


I love clogs. They are my in-between shoes. In between snow-boots and flip-flops. Clogs are wonderful.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 12, 2021 09:50 AM (45fpk)

Great for jogging...

Posted by: kraken at May 12, 2021 09:51 AM (0KKyI)

454 428 OK serious question, what are/were clogs used for?
Posted by: Mishdog at May 12, 2021 09:48 AM (cqAUI)

Walking the fjords.

Posted by: m at May 12, 2021 09:51 AM (nzEdf)

455 428 OK serious question, what are/were clogs used for?
Posted by: Mishdog at May 12, 2021 09:48 AM (cqAUI)

========

Sabotage.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 12, 2021 09:48 AM (LvTSG)


Now you've got me thinking of Kim Cattrall as Valeris. Yum, yum.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 12, 2021 09:51 AM (2JVJo)

456 >>>OK serious question, what are/were clogs used for?<<<
>Curtailing a ringworm pandemic?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 12, 2021 09:52 AM (2goRJ)

457 Removing Cheney is a big deal. That bunch (Cheney and her dad, and Bush) knows how to threaten, those guys in DC live in a bubble, so they respond to threats. Once they see that things will only improve with her removal , they'll get over it.

Posted by: runner at May 12, 2021 09:52 AM (V13WU)

458 455 Now you've got me thinking of Kim Cattrall as Valeris. Yum, yum.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 12, 2021 09:51 AM (2JVJo)

==========

Just put her in scratchy black and white footage, a flapper outfit, and set to old organ music.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 12, 2021 09:52 AM (LvTSG)

459 Have we figured it out? If these lying assholes get re-elected - or even more, if they manage to get a majority - then I would say the answer is "no," and they will have no reason to listen to or fear us.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 12, 2021 09:49 AM (2JVJo)

I'm not part of the vote harder chorus, we gave them what they said they "needed" to fulfill their promises, and they refused. I have been unsubscribing for month and they keep sending me fundraising mailings. I send them back with my "form letter" and once, a bag of paper dicks.

Posted by: CN at May 12, 2021 09:52 AM (ONvIw)

460 437Have we figured it out? If these lying assholes get re-elected - or even more, if they manage to get a majority - then I would say the answer is "no," and they will have no reason to listen to or fear us


Aren't we there now?

Posted by: Floridachick at May 12, 2021 09:52 AM (DnWIB)

461 After they removed Cheney, are they going to do a biopsy?

Posted by: kraken at May 12, 2021 09:52 AM (0KKyI)

462 403 On these dull, cold, and listless not-quite-Spring mornings, enjoy a
nice, hot mug of Thorvald's Cream of Lutefisk soup as a refreshing
mood-brightener!



Cream of Lutefisk soup. It's not just for breakfast anymore!

hmm. i wonder how that would work as a base for tuna casserole. couldn't possibly be worse than low sodium campbell's cream of mushroom (for some reason, my local grocery has had *no* normal average everyday cream of mushroom for *months*. there's a spot for it on the shelf, but it's always empty. no, the store brand isn't a good substitute.)

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at May 12, 2021 09:53 AM (v3pYe)

463 Male morons - serious question: Summer is coming and I assume many of you are going to wear sandals. Have you ever gotten a pedicure before switching from your winter feet to your summer feet?
Posted by: grammie winger

Pedicures are amazing. I get tired of my scraggly toenails and rough soles (as does my wife, when they rub against her at night). Was not a fan before, but a big fan now. I should do them year round.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 12, 2021 09:53 AM (mdjgu)

464 OK serious question, what are/were clogs used for?

Posted by: Mishdog at May 12, 2021 09:48 AM (cqAUI)


I love clogs. They are my in-between shoes. In between snow-boots and flip-flops. Clogs are wonderful.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 12, 2021 09:50 AM (45fpk)

I've seen medical personnel, surgeons, wear them. Must be orthopedically sound. To stand for 5-6 more hours straight.

Posted by: runner at May 12, 2021 09:53 AM (V13WU)

465 After they removed Cheney, are they going to do a biopsy?
Posted by: kraken at May 12, 2021 09:52 AM (0KKyI)



Burn it with fire. It's the only way to be sure.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 12, 2021 09:53 AM (Zz0t1)

466 448 428 OK serious question, what are/were clogs used for?
Posted by: Mishdog at May 12, 2021 09:48 AM (cqAUI)

I think clog type shoes came into vogue when urban streets were basically open sewers. I don't know why the Dutch kept them.

Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at May 12, 2021 09:53 AM (cSyAR)

467 408. She went off the rails when Trump refused to get more involved in Syria and then when he ordered troop withdrawals from Afghanistan. She is a global warmonger and he was interfering in her plans. Prior to her election she was employed by two different international think tanks that spend time and money advising on how to better gin up interns conflicts.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 12, 2021 09:54 AM (XoBlX)

468 50% more Pedal Hair and I'd have Hobbit Feet.

Even muh toes are hairy.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 12, 2021 09:54 AM (dWwl8)

469 If I went in for a foot pedicure, the shop would run screaming into the street...

Posted by: kraken at May 12, 2021 09:54 AM (0KKyI)

470 OK, fellow Morons, time for me to flush eight hours of my life down the toilet.

233 days to go.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 12, 2021 09:54 AM (2JVJo)

471 Clarksdale, MS
Posted by: Bert G at May 12, 2021 09:48 AM (sAW0o)


Take the last train.

Posted by: creeper at May 12, 2021 09:55 AM (XxJt1)

472 After 14 months of lockdown, I finally have enough clothes necessary for a trip to the dry cleaner.

Except my dry cleaner is out of business.

Posted by: blaster at May 12, 2021 09:55 AM (ZfRYq)

473 I've been to the Coliseum a few times, and it's a giant concrete monument to brutalism removed from any amenities. Yes, the BART station lets out right there, but that's pretty much its only saving grace.

Yes, that was my memory- lots of concrete. Baking hot. No reason to ever go there except for a baseball game.

Posted by: t-bird at May 12, 2021 09:55 AM (XHrkn)

474 I like clogs too. Great to wear in wet weather. Danskos are nice but I've owned the Swedish clogs too.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 12, 2021 09:55 AM (YynYJ)

475 Even muh toes are hairy.



Posted by: naturalfake at May 12, 2021 09:54 AM (dWwl


Nair.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 12, 2021 09:55 AM (45fpk)

476 I for one am disappointed in today's vote on Liz Cheney. Her brand of courageous, principled Conservative leadership is just what is needed now more than ever.

Posted by: Senator Mitt Romney at May 12, 2021 09:55 AM (PiwSw)

477 428 OK serious question

A rare sighting.

Posted by: m at May 12, 2021 09:55 AM (nzEdf)

478
Take the last train.
Posted by: creeper at May 12, 2021 09:55 AM (XxJt1)



You asked for it......

https://youtu.be/ZcXpKiY2MXE

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 12, 2021 09:56 AM (Zz0t1)

479 471 Clarksdale, MS
Posted by: Bert G at May 12, 2021 09:48 AM (sAW0o)

Take the last train.
Posted by: creeper at May 12, 2021 09:55 AM (XxJt1)

When you get there, ask around for a guy named Legba....

Posted by: kraken at May 12, 2021 09:56 AM (0KKyI)

480 When I was in The Philippines three years ago I went to a foot spa. A surprisingly large pile of callus was sanded off my feet.

Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at May 12, 2021 09:56 AM (cSyAR)

481 I've seen medical personnel, surgeons, wear them. Must be orthopedically sound. To stand for 5-6 more hours straight.
Posted by: runner at May 12, 2021 09:53 AM (V13WU)

A lot of nurses wear them as the go to footwear.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 12, 2021 09:56 AM (jvt6t)

482 469 If I went in for a foot pedicure, the shop would run screaming into the street...
Posted by: kraken at May 12, 2021 09:54 AM (0KKyI)

Nah.

Posted by: m at May 12, 2021 09:56 AM (nzEdf)

483
Nair.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 12, 2021 09:55 AM (45fpk)


Nah.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 12, 2021 09:56 AM (dWwl8)

484 425 A new letter or the one Liz Cheney arranged before the election?
Posted by: zmdavid at May 12, 2021 09:44 AM (xqRaG)

New. I think it's in the NYT. Organized by some sleazeball.
Posted by: runner at May 12, 2021 09:47 AM (V13WU)
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I found it, its says they release the letter tomorrow, so we don't have the full list of signatories yet. Miles Taylor is the guy quoted. Never heard of him.

Posted by: zmdavid at May 12, 2021 09:57 AM (xqRaG)

485 Nair.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 12, 2021 09:55 AM (45fpk)

Nah.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 12, 2021 09:56 AM (dWwl

Wax job?

Posted by: BignJames at May 12, 2021 09:57 AM (AwYPR)

486 Male morons - serious question: Summer is coming and I assume many of you are going to wear sandals. Have you ever gotten a pedicure before switching from your winter feet to your summer feet?
Posted by: grammie winger at May 12, 2021 09:00 AM (45fpk)
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I don't even like looking at my feet, so, no way I'm going to inflict them on some poor gal who, though paid, doesn't necessarily get that kind of hazard pay.

But, not to worry, I don't wear sandals, clogs, etc. Due to having an extremely bad ankle, I wear high top Merrill shoes when out and about or working in the yard. However, when not working, or just doing mundane stuff around the house, I'm usually barefoot.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 12, 2021 09:57 AM (2SdPm)

487 483
Nair.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 12, 2021 09:55 AM (45fpk)

Nah.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 12, 2021 09:56 AM (dWwl

Neigh.

Posted by: m at May 12, 2021 09:57 AM (nzEdf)

488 484 I found it, its says they release the letter tomorrow, so we don't have the full list of signatories yet. Miles Taylor is the guy quoted. Never heard of him.
Posted by: zmdavid at May 12, 2021 09:57 AM (xqRaG)

=========

He'll end up being one of the most powerful people in Washington.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 12, 2021 09:58 AM (LvTSG)

489 The Dutch are a tiny people who live in a land prone to flooding. They would sleep in them so that they wouldn't drown overnight.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 12, 2021 09:50 AM (T7iTv)


Pikers who never paid their rent.
I gave them some broth without any bread,
And whipped all their bums, and sent them to bed.

Posted by: The Old Woman Who Lived in a Shoe. at May 12, 2021 09:58 AM (w9Wax)

490 I found it, its says they release the letter tomorrow, so we don't have the full list of signatories yet. Miles Taylor is the guy quoted. Never heard of him.
Posted by: zmdavid at May 12, 2021 09:57 AM (xqRaG)
++++
Let's just say that blood ain't everything. For example, there's no way there going to send my brother to France to help out allies.

Posted by: James Taylor at May 12, 2021 09:58 AM (Jsjd7)

491 If I went to a spa in the Philippines I wouldn't be getting my feet serviced.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 12, 2021 09:58 AM (o2MD2)

492 482 469 If I went in for a foot pedicure, the shop would run screaming into the street...
Posted by: kraken at May 12, 2021 09:54 AM (0KKyI)

Nah.
Posted by: m at May 12, 2021 09:56 AM (nzEdf)
483
Nair.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 12, 2021 09:55 AM (45fpk)

Nah.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 12, 2021 09:56 AM (dWwl8


A strange example, but Hordemind nonetheless.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 12, 2021 09:58 AM (Zz0t1)

493 Nair.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 12, 2021 09:55 AM (45fpk)

Nah.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 12, 2021 09:56 AM (dWwl
--------

Nyet.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 12, 2021 09:58 AM (2SdPm)

494 wooden footwear has been around for basically forever. I would imagine that people found them useful because wood is generally plentiful in places like northern Europe, which made them cheaper than leather which must be tanned.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 12, 2021 09:58 AM (jOcSX)

495 486 I don't even like looking at my feet, so, no way I'm going to inflict them on some poor gal who, though paid, doesn't necessarily get that kind of hazard pay.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 12, 2021 09:57 AM (2SdPm)

Tip extremely well.

Posted by: m at May 12, 2021 09:58 AM (nzEdf)

496 What is the dif between a perma banning and an insta- banning, apropos the saf sighting?

Posted by: kraken at May 12, 2021 09:58 AM (0KKyI)

497 442 DOW drops below 34000
Posted by: SMOD at May 12, 2021 09:50 AM (RHGPo)


Sort of good news here. I got mostly out last month. Been wondering how I'd feel if it went to 4, as some are predicting.

Something has to give. Many somethings. The market cratering would be a start.

Posted by: creeper at May 12, 2021 09:59 AM (XxJt1)

498 500!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 12, 2021 09:59 AM (axyOa)

499 Tip extremely well.
Posted by: m at May 12, 2021 09:58 AM (nzEdf)
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I'm not made out of money.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 12, 2021 09:59 AM (2SdPm)

500 The Dutch are a tiny people who live in a land prone to flooding. They would sleep in them so that they wouldn't drown overnight.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 12, 2021 09:50 AM (T7iTv)


Don't get me started on The Dutch....

Posted by: Nigel Powers at May 12, 2021 09:59 AM (jvt6t)

501 Sort of good news here. I got mostly out last month. Been wondering how I'd feel if it went to 4, as some are predicting.

Something has to give. Many somethings. The market cratering would be a start.
Posted by: creeper at May 12, 2021 09:59 AM (XxJt1)


Got out last week. I'm glad that I did.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 12, 2021 09:59 AM (jOcSX)

502 DOW drops below 34000
Posted by: SMOD at May 12, 2021 09:50 AM (RHGPo)



Yet another grim milestone of the Biden Administration.

"100 days and we're just getting started."

- Jill Biden

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 12, 2021 09:59 AM (Zz0t1)

503 411 Did anyone catch the story about our Energy Secretary(spits) smiling about the pipeline shutdown? This is an inside job all the way.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 12, 2021 09:44 AM (jvt6t)

And that point about paying the Ransom conflcts 100% with current FIB policies.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 12, 2021 10:00 AM (yrol0)

504 500 Don't get me started on The Dutch....
Posted by: Nigel Powers at May 12, 2021 09:59 AM (jvt6t)

==========

*notices lack of name badge*

*places gun on ground and plays dead*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 12, 2021 10:00 AM (LvTSG)

505 Hiya creeper !

Posted by: JT at May 12, 2021 10:00 AM (arJlL)

506 Nair.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 12, 2021 09:55 AM (45fpk)

Nah.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 12, 2021 09:56 AM (dWwl
--------

Nyet.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 12, 2021 09:58 AM

Ni!

Posted by: A Knight Who Says Ni! at May 12, 2021 10:00 AM (dkvcO)

507 Nood y'all

Posted by: 496 at May 12, 2021 10:01 AM (U1eOr)

508 40,000...not 4.

Posted by: creeper at May 12, 2021 10:01 AM (XxJt1)

509 The Dutch are a tiny people who live in a land prone to flooding. They would sleep in them so that they wouldn't drown overnight.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 12, 2021 09:50 AM (T7iTv)

I thought they were the Tallest People In The World?

Posted by: BignJames at May 12, 2021 10:01 AM (AwYPR)

510
And that point about paying the Ransom conflcts 100% with current FIB policies.
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 12, 2021 10:00 AM (yrol0)

The "ransom" will go to the Kalorama WH

Posted by: CN at May 12, 2021 10:01 AM (ONvIw)

511 324 Had antrip planned to Israel this year
this is about the election audit, isn't it?

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at May 12, 2021 10:02 AM (v3pYe)

512 Noodus simianus intermedius

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 12, 2021 10:02 AM (/XOcP)

513 >>>Did anyone catch the story about our Energy Secretary(spits) smiling
about the pipeline shutdown? This is an inside job all the way.<<<
>Top Men. Our infrastructure is impenetrable like Kamala Harris' squeakhole.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 12, 2021 10:02 AM (2goRJ)

514 Oh, by the way, even though I wasn't down to half a tank in the truck, and we live nowhere near the gas shortage area of the country, I still filled the truck.

My wife and I have a "half a tank rule" in that when the tank on our vehicles gets down to half, we fill it.

But, with the east coast gas shortages, and who knows what other deviltry is going to happen, we're now officially paranoid and may go to a "below 3/4 tank" rule.

This sucks, mostly because I don't know if we're paranoid enough.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 12, 2021 10:03 AM (2SdPm)

515 103 CBD needs to do better with van Gogh. Several thousand works, everything from landscapes to portraits, and this is what we get. For connoisseurs who know his story and familiar with every one of his paintings it may be meaningful. Otherwise it is a disservice.
Posted by: runner at May 12, 2021 08:55 AM (V13WU)

On behalf of management, we are sorry to hear of your recent unsatisfactory experience. Please bring the product, complete with packaging and support materials to any of our AoS Customer Service Counters for a full refund. We hope you try our products again in the future.

Posted by: azjaeger at May 12, 2021 10:04 AM (3/XaG)

516 Wood is cheaper than leather and it doesn't rot as fast in a wet climate. Clogs - stuff you should know.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 12, 2021 10:06 AM (/MaDp)

517 I think clog type shoes came into vogue when urban streets were basically open sewers. I don't know why the Dutch kept them.
Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at May 12, 2021 09:53 AM (cSyAR)

Interesting, that makes sense. Those Dutch sure are strange folk.

Posted by: Mishdog at May 12, 2021 10:06 AM (cqAUI)

518 I wish I was BSing you when I say I've used Bag Balm in the past.

But I'm not.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 12, 2021 09:21 AM (Rvt88

That's udderly ridiculous.

Over 40 minutes and no one made that obvious connection.. it's almost like I don't know you.

Posted by: Fox2! at May 12, 2021 10:08 AM (qyH+l)

519 Medical personnel likes clogs because they are easy to slip into at 4am when called by nurses with an emergency. Especially interns and residents. Easy on and easy off.

Posted by: Floridachick at May 12, 2021 10:16 AM (DnWIB)

520 Clogs are also popular in wet muddy environments.

Posted by: Floridachick at May 12, 2021 10:17 AM (DnWIB)

521 I found it, its says they release the letter tomorrow, so we don't have the full list of signatories yet. Miles Taylor is the guy quoted. Never heard of him.
Posted by: zmdavid at May 12, 2021 09:57 AM (xqRaG)


Wasn't he the Deputy Assistant Undersecretary of DHS that wrote the Anonymous thing?

Oh no we've lost this guy how will we recover?

Posted by: blaster at May 12, 2021 10:21 AM (ZfRYq)

522 You guys need to learn to give CBD feedback. There is nothing wrong with that. Van Gogh was prolific, today's painting , while clearly him, may not be the best introduction. He has many others.
Posted by: runner
=====
Late, but I got to say it.
You got to learn that we are not here to comment of CBD, douchebag.
We are here to comment on what he has selected, events of the day, and to make general how do's to our small collective of personalities.
The end.

Posted by: From that time at May 12, 2021 10:47 AM (1VbWy)

523 So much yellow!
Posted by: kallisto

Does it make you feel mellow ?
Posted by: JT at May 12, 2021 09:32 AM (arJlL)



Quite rightly so.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 12, 2021 11:09 AM (yQpMk)

524 They resemble mine, although there is no kitten in them.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - #SuperStraight at May 12, 2021 12:40 PM (Mzdiz)

525

I've seen better Clogs in the Suez Canal.

CHIC OF ARABY.

Posted by: Saf at May 12, 2021 01:47 PM (/N+d8)

526 Help, CBD! There was a painting posted a year or more ago, of a lady who'd lost her hat in the river. I loved it, and wrote it down...somewhere. Anyone remember that one?

Posted by: MinkMonica at May 12, 2021 07:03 PM (OS8sz)

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