Ace of Spades Pet Thread

(Clearly PetMorons)

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Good afternoon and welcome to the almost world famous Ace of Spades Pet Thread. We really appreciate you stopping by on a spring afternoon to check out the wonderful world of animals.

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A Little of This. A Little of That.

I'm not telling you how to take care of your dog. But........There's a reason why there are crates/kennels for dogs.

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I try to keep politics and current events out of the Pet Thread. However, our friend and fellow Moron Hrothgar sent this to me. Climate alarmists could cancel your pet ownership.

Talk about a pet peeve. The climate alarmists have come for your pets. No, really. A new report from Vox.com is now urging the public to consider offering a home to other pets besides dogs and cats. Why?
The report says their respective diets and lifestyles contribute to global warming for various reasons. In addition, the toilet needs of contemporary dogs include the use of pastel-colored poop bags while cats visit litter boxes where the filler is not necessarily made of natural, eco-friendly materials like wood shavings.
“Are our pets gobbling up the planet? From the meat-based meals to kitty litter to plastic poop bags, pet care is unarguably bad for the environment,” Vox said, offering ways to reduce pets’ carbon pawprint and citing the perils of pet waste — equivalent to “the annual trash of 6.6 million humans.”

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One of the first things I told the Fabulous Mrs. Mis. Hum. when we were dating was that I loved a particular breed of dog and I would always have one. She was cool with that. I don't see this relationship entering into the "Long lasting phase".

Correct me if I’m wrong, but when people fall in love with someone really hard, they’re ready to sacrifice anything. Well, almost. We can stop biting nails, eat less junk, and swap that beloved gross hoodie we never part with for a nice shirt, but when it comes to pets, it’s a whole different story.
A 22-old-man has been dating his girlfriend for 7 months and according to him, “she’s amazing and we’re super compatible in a lot of ways.” She’s also a vegan, a fact which shouldn’t make a whole lot of difference, but the way she approaches veganism kind of does.

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Cute photos to brighten your day.

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The Pet Thread received this from our friend Northernlurker:
I'm a sucker for this sort of thing. - Northernlurker

You are not alone, we all are.

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Meet The PetMorons

Below are two pics of our cat (Houdini) and dog (Fenway) from casa de Our Country is Screwed. ‘Dini is 2yrs old feline we adopted as a kitten, and Fenway is a Flatcoat Retriever mix who is 10. You’ve shared them a couple of times on prior Pet Threads, which I thank you for. These two bring much joy and companionship to our home.
‘Dini, pictured below, had hopped up on my legs just as I sat down on the couch and put my feet up. If the eyes don’t give it away, she is absolutely full of personality.
The next picture ‘Dini coming out of hiding and planning on some mischief against Fenway.
AKA “Our Country is Screwed”

The key part of your submission, "These two bring much joy and companionship to our home." I couldn't agree with you more when I look at our 2 knuckleheads. Thanks for stopping by with this story and photos.

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Long time lurker, rare commenter JR. Attached are two pics, grand-dog Hank at three months and just short of six months. He is now a 75lb termite, no piece of wood is safe around him. He has it rough: walks, treats, snoozing on the couch, crashing my video meetings. Don't trust Hank, Hank is asshoe!

I know this is supposed to be a G-Rated Family Friendly Thread. But, I call Bull Shit. How could such a cutie be an asshoe?

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Max crossed the Rainbow Bridge into canine Valhalla in early March after twelve wonderful years with me. I was sent to work in Washington DC, Sodom on the Potomac, on temporary duty for six months that stretched into over two and a half years. I had lost my yellow Lab about a year before and my wife wanted a break from dogs. When the job assignment came up, I told her it would be lonely and I needed a companion. The choices were a puppy or a stripper. Needless to say, I got Maximus at eight weeks old instead of an exotic dancer. That was twelve and a half years ago. The photo is of Max sprawled out in my chair, his favorite spot. He is greatly missed and is survived by my two year old black Lab, Angus. Now Angus needs a new friend to keep him occupied when I work, so I am again on the hunt for a new pup (Not for me, but for my bud Angus). Thank you again for running the best thing on the interwebs, The Pet Thread. I never miss it. - "Texas 1911" an I am a lurker

First of all our condolences on the loss of Max. Personally, I know the strains of a long distance marriage and my K9 companion was what kept me sane. Good luck on your search. Thank you for sharing today.

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This is my little Daphne Moon. After being owned by Goldens and Labs for the past 20 years, I now have this little 5 lb. character. DM is my first adoption, and she came home with me right before the China virus shutdown. I had lost my chocolate Lab, Marley, not even a year earlier, and I was still heartbroken and not looking for another pet - until fate stepped in.
Then along came Daphne. My first experience with a small breed, and she is delightful and hilarious. She can also try my last nerve, but I suspect I try hers at times, as well.
I cannot thank you enough for the Pet Thread. I look forward to it every week, and it is my treat on Sunday mornings. - Daphne Moon in Dixie

It is a funny thing how God works and in mysterious ways as well. Daphne sounds like your typical dog when it comes to the nerve thing. Congrats on your new addition and may you two have many happy years together!

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Warmongerel here. Infrequent commenter, frequent lurker.
While surfing the web, I ran across this picture of a kitten. I sent it to my daughter with a note: "Ha ha, looks like your cat". She showed it to her friend from whom she got the cat and it turns out that, of all the billions of pictures on the web, I just happened to run across the first picture ever taken of her cat. What are the odds?
The second picture is a recent one of Yin Yang in all of her majesty. She's not a big fan of people yet, but she'll get there.
Thanks for your hard work on the blog.

So Ying Yang is really an internet star. How awesome! Cute kitteh. And quite the story. Of all the gin joints......We are happy to hear you enjoy the Pet Thread. Thanks for sharing this neat story.

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Bogie likes art, and finds his modernist "Binding of Isaac" to be cheerier and less scary than the one on the art thread. Actually, it's his favorite seat in the family room. I think he smells Rusty's scent on the spot.
Bogie has passed his first training class and will be moving on to less treat oriented sessions. The first week of class left him thinking he'd get treats every morning and it took days to correct this. I substituted a less delicious option. While he is still a bit puppish, he is much less jumpy than he was at first and is better socialized to people. He has not seen us as pups who can be rough housed in quite a while.
We walk about 3 miles a day, which he loves, and he can play a great game of fetch. I am still hesitant to let him run wild in the backyard as he has a regrettable tendency to chase other animals, especially deer. If it was only rabbits and squirrels, I'd be fine with it, but the local deer are far less frightened by people and dogs than they used to be. - CN

My goodness that is a colorful wall behind Bogie. I'm not sure how you can refuse that adorable pup T-R-E-A-T-S every morning. Thanks for sharing your experiences. It is difficult having a pup in an area full of wildlife.

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Hi, MisHum. This is my friend, Willie...the sweetest pit bull in the
world. He lives across the back fence and considers me a member of his
pack. I got him a new collar recently and then spotted the doggy bling
on Jewells' Etsy site. Here's the result. -creeper

Willie is quite the doggeh. Then add the bling. Wow. Quite a handsome dude. Sounds like you have one sweet neighbor. Thanks for sharing today.

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What a fantastic group of Morons and PetMorons as usual. Thank you so much for taking the time out to share with us. The In-box was full this week. So we will get to all of your animal related links and PetMoron stories in the near future.

In the meantime if you have something to share you can reach us at petmorons at gmail dot com.

Until next Saturday, God willing and the creeks don't rise, have a great week!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 03:00 PM

Comments

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1 Critters!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 15, 2021 02:02 PM (kTF2Z)

2 I nooded

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 15, 2021 02:03 PM (kTF2Z)

3 Trifecta

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 15, 2021 02:03 PM (kTF2Z)

4 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 15, 2021 02:04 PM (Zz0t1)

5 Read the content, sigh.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 15, 2021 02:04 PM (SGz3+)

6 After I mowed my lawn for the last thread, I played fetch with the pup.

Mini Aussie and he LOVES to catch the frisbee. Will run till he drops.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 15, 2021 02:04 PM (Zz0t1)

7 Content is everything, comrade AZ!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 15, 2021 02:04 PM (hOUT3)

8 I have a modest proposal: feed everyone who works at Vox to dogs and cats, reducing their consumption of pet food while eliminating a few hundred evil humans and their wicked consumption of stuff. For da earf, of course.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 15, 2021 02:05 PM (Uh2oA)

9 I have a modest proposal: feed everyone who works at Vox to dogs and cats, reducing their consumption of pet food while eliminating a few hundred evil humans and their wicked consumption of stuff. For da earf, of course.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 15, 2021 02:05 PM (Uh2oA)

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Newsletter?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 15, 2021 02:07 PM (kTF2Z)

10 Beautiful pets. They're always beautiful.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 15, 2021 02:07 PM (cSyAR)

11 How could she not pet that puppy? I don't care how much of a mess they made, you want to make them happy to see you. No excuse for not crating him.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 15, 2021 02:08 PM (YynYJ)

12 My cat got her stainless steel stitches removed yesterday, so she is officially healed. Old dog is having an awful time keeping her feet under her. I gave her a gabapentin so maybe it will help.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 15, 2021 02:11 PM (YynYJ)

13 Yew kin pry my pet from my cold dead hands (surrounded by a pile of bodies).

Posted by: Getting the banned back together at May 15, 2021 02:12 PM (2xd1Q)

14 Thanks for the Pet Thread, Mis Hum. I find myself considering something I told myself I would never ever do again - get another dog. I have had so many dogs, and have worked with so many dogs, and had to put down so many dogs, that my heart closed up and said, "No more." Ha.

My son went on vacation and we kept one of his dogs, a little 6 lb thing with fur. Well, Rev fell in love. I didn't let myself even go there, but after she went back home, well.....

So now we are maybe kinda sorta thinking about considering getting a dog. Not a big dog, because reasons. Something way small. But there is nothing in the whole state of Wisconsin, unless there's something by Mis Hum that I've missed. Even Illinois come up empty except for pit bulls. No offense, but pit bulls are not going to work for us.

I've thought about going the breeder route, but even the breeders I would be interested in are in either Texas or Florida. Plus money. I don't know how or where to start. Suggestions?

Posted by: grammie winger at May 15, 2021 02:12 PM (45fpk)

15 Frank Gorshin is after Yin Yang for having reverse colors.

Posted by: DR.WTF at May 15, 2021 02:13 PM (AiZBA)

16 Happy Caturday everyone

Posted by: Skip at May 15, 2021 02:13 PM (Cxk7w)

17 Creeper -

Good job !

Posted by: JT at May 15, 2021 02:14 PM (arJlL)

18 Have you tried rescue groups, Grammie?

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 15, 2021 02:15 PM (YynYJ)

19 Wait. Even better: if the pets are equivalent to the consumption habits of 6.6m people, how's about we kill 6.6m people instead? In America's urban centers of course; they contribute the most pollution. And won't be missed, where the pets would be.

I mean as long as we're doing a weird, pointless, eliminationist social experiment, we might as well accomplish *something* of value.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 15, 2021 02:16 PM (Uh2oA)

20 Kentucky Derby winner Medina Spirit passed the 2nd and 3rd drug tests and is cleared to run in the Preakness.

Apparently the money talked.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 15, 2021 02:17 PM (3H9h1)

21 Thank you Misanthropic Humanitarian for posting pictures of Houdini and Fenway!

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 15, 2021 02:18 PM (D3cJf)

22 Sorry for your loss, Texas 1911. Labs are some of the best dogs out there.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 15, 2021 02:18 PM (YynYJ)

23 Have you tried rescue groups, Grammie?

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 15, 2021 02:15 PM (YynYJ)

I've tried an Italian Greyhound Rescue (which would be my preference). Also Yorkies, Bichon, a couple others like that. I've seen a handful here and there but nothing by me. I'm willing to travel a couple hundred miles, so I'll keep those ones bookmarked.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 15, 2021 02:18 PM (45fpk)

24 Grammie -Check out petfinder dot com.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 15, 2021 02:19 PM (D3cJf)

25 Great pet thread content, as always. Thank you!

Posted by: Flyover at May 15, 2021 02:20 PM (Rbu5d)

26 Grammie -Check out petfinder dot com.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 15, 2021 02:19 PM (D3cJf)

Yes, my son has been scouring that site for me. He sent me a picture of a cutie yesterday and BOOM today she is gone. I think the littles get scooped up fast by people like me.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 15, 2021 02:21 PM (45fpk)

27 I know CN had a similar problem and ended up going to a breeder, I believe.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 15, 2021 02:22 PM (45fpk)

28 Kentucky Derby winner Medina Spirit passed the 2nd and 3rd drug tests and is cleared to run in the Preakness.

Apparently the money talked.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 15, 2021 02:17 PM (3H9h1)

Preakness used to be a big effin' deal here in Central MD. Back in the day, it was a yuuuuge party in the infield. Used to be able to bring coolers of beer (Nattty Boh being the choice of locals). They had live music. I think there might have been some horse racing too - haha! But going anywhere near Pimlico these days??? That's just stupid!

Thanks for the pet thread, Mis Hum!

Posted by: Doof at May 15, 2021 02:22 PM (mZUr4)

29 So I spent ten minutes composing a nice comment about many of the critters here, only to have Pixy refuse it. Don't have any more time to try to figure out whatthehell Pixy wants, so I'll just say "Thank you, MisHum" and let it go at that.

Posted by: creeper at May 15, 2021 02:22 PM (XxJt1)

30 Always sad to hear about passing if pets.

Posted by: Skip at May 15, 2021 02:23 PM (Cxk7w)

31 Nice Pets Y'all!

Concerning the globull alarmists wanting to get rid of dogs and cats, I saw a movie in the 70's where all the dogs and cats died from a virus some ape brought back from outer space...so people used apes and chimps as pets and servants.

Didn't end well.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 15, 2021 02:24 PM (R/m4+)

32 Star Trek kitty!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 15, 2021 02:24 PM (63Dwl)

33 Concerning the globull alarmists wanting to get rid of dogs and cats, I saw a movie in the 70's where all the dogs and cats died from a virus some ape brought back from outer space...so people used apes and chimps as pets and servants.

Didn't end well.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy

Ran outta bananas, huh ?

Posted by: JT at May 15, 2021 02:25 PM (arJlL)

34 Another great week of pets, sorry for the loss Texas1911, we lost our little Max at the end February, think about him every day. Thanks, MisHum.

Posted by: WeBoned! at May 15, 2021 02:26 PM (8k7U7)

35 When I got my rescue I really wanted a smaller dog but the shelter didn't have any small dogs.
But it worked out for me. I don't know if it worked out for Paisley.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 15, 2021 02:28 PM (cSyAR)

36 ....I saw a movie in the 70's where all the dogs and cats died from a virus some ape brought back from outer space...so people used apes and chimps as pets and servants.

Didn't end well.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 15, 2021 02:24 PM (R/m4+)

Yeah -- some of them even post here on weekdays around 11am Eastern time

Posted by: Doof at May 15, 2021 02:28 PM (mZUr4)

37 But it worked out for me. I don't know if it worked out for Paisley.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 15, 2021 02:28 PM (cSyAR)

I think Paisley did very well for herself.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 15, 2021 02:29 PM (45fpk)

38 Very adorable pets all and also being a sucker for kittens, I really liked little Ying Yang.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2021 02:29 PM (k39e/)

39 It's time for me to mow the back yard but there's still poop to clean up.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 15, 2021 02:30 PM (cSyAR)

40 OMG! How could anyone not love those people with their Critters. After all is said and done, our critters, love beyond what we even understand.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 15, 2021 02:30 PM (sFPHo)

41 Great pet thread MisHum. All beautiful pets. That is a very handsome hound creeper!

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 15, 2021 02:31 PM (nxdel)

42 I got Gary, the springer I lost to cancer in December, from a rescue group. The story was that he'd bitten their little girl. She wanted to put him down but the husband asked the group if they could find someone that wanted him. Rescue groups can't take a dog that's bitten someone. Fortunately, my husband saw it and convinced me to take him in. Still hurts that he's gone.

But she wrote a new letter to his new owner. She talked about how he'd been part fof their family but he'd willfully chosen to bite. It was a lot like the mentality of that puppy video. Dogs are not children. The dog had resouce guarding issues, which I fixed in one training session. And he didn't see or hear well so he startled easily. That was resolved with hitting him once with a cardboard tube. I never had any other issues with him.

The woman in the video should have still greeted that pup and been happy to see him. She could have chewed him out when she cleaned up. Maybe she can write a letter to his next owner, when she gives up on him.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 15, 2021 02:31 PM (YynYJ)

43 I wonder if people tend to abandon bigger dogs more than small dogs.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 15, 2021 02:31 PM (cSyAR)

44 And I love the top picture. I laughed.

Here's a short video of cats with very different personalities taking treats:

https://tinyurl.com/2xzf25pd

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2021 02:32 PM (k39e/)

45 I'm jonesing.

Posted by: Medina Spirit at May 15, 2021 02:33 PM (W4eKo)

46 27 I know CN had a similar problem and ended up going to a breeder, I believe.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 15, 2021 02:22 PM (45fpk)

Yes, Bogie is from a breeder. I applied for many, many small dogs and was turned down, and told " you can have a pitbull", not with the grandsons, and besides I just don't think I could control one who was planning to give chase. Appallingly, most of the little dogs I applied for are still listed, so I am assuming shelters are doing a bait and switch to get the pitties adopted.

Posted by: CN at May 15, 2021 02:33 PM (ONvIw)

47 I wonder if people tend to abandon bigger dogs more than small dogs.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 15, 2021 02:31 PM (cSyAR)

From just what I'm seeing on my searches, I would say yes.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 15, 2021 02:34 PM (45fpk)

48 New Old Dog was diagnosed with spleen cancer. Nothing to be done, so I am just making sure he is happy and comfortable until he can't go on. In an odd way, he is really enjoying being sick because he gets really good food and I am now taking Old Dog, and then New Old Dog for walks (separately). Short walks, to be sure, considering our ages and health, but they love it.

Posted by: mustbequantum at May 15, 2021 02:34 PM (MIKMs)

49 Yin Yang went from adorable kitten to brooding teenager.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 15, 2021 02:35 PM (XjoBD)

50 Appallingly, most of the little dogs I applied for
are still listed, so I am assuming shelters are doing a bait and switch
to get the pitties adopted.

Posted by: CN at May 15, 2021 02:33 PM (ONvIw)

That's horrible. I'm hoping the fact that I worked for a veterinarian for many years will give me an advantage. I've also been a foster mom for dogs.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 15, 2021 02:35 PM (45fpk)

51 Sorry, mustbequantum. I handed out lots of chicken nuggests when Gary got sick. You have to try and enjoy the time you have left.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 15, 2021 02:36 PM (YynYJ)

52 Posted by: mustbequantum at May 15, 2021 02:34 PM (MIKMs)

Spleen cancer. Wow. I'm so sorry.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 15, 2021 02:37 PM (45fpk)

53 I wonder if people tend to abandon bigger dogs more than small dogs.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 15, 2021 02:31 PM (cSyAR)

The trainer I went to told me that when dogs hit late adolescence (10-18 mos) they are at high risk for being turned in or abandoned especially if they are large. People are much more willing to tolerate small dog antics.

At 64, I'm not sure I could handle a dog over 30lbs pulling me, and I decided I wanted one I could pick up and carry if I needed to. Bogie is full grown and under 15lbs.

Posted by: CN at May 15, 2021 02:38 PM (ONvIw)

54 That wasn't even a bad mess. I've come home to pillows being destroyed and one dog got into my wife's makeup and lipstick. It looked like a murder scene. Dog's don't understand it's wrong though. They're like, "what? I got anxious. Happy you're home though"

Posted by: banana Dream at May 15, 2021 02:40 PM (l6b3d)

55 Grampa, why is Uncle Barry looking funny at our doggeh?

Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at May 15, 2021 02:40 PM (W4eKo)

56
That's horrible. I'm hoping the fact that I worked for a veterinarian for many years will give me an advantage. I've also been a foster mom for dogs.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 15, 2021 02:35 PM (45fpk

I hope so too!

Posted by: CN at May 15, 2021 02:41 PM (ONvIw)

57 The trainer I went to told me that when dogs hit late adolescence (10-18 mos) they are at high risk for being turned in or abandoned especially if they are large. People are much more willing to tolerate small dog antics.

At 64, I'm not sure I could handle a dog over 30lbs pulling me, and I decided I wanted one I could pick up and carry if I needed to. Bogie is full grown and under 15lbs.
Posted by: CN at May 15, 2021 02:38 PM (ONvIw)

I understand that. Paisley is a big girl but I can handle her. I'd like less volume on the bark.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 15, 2021 02:41 PM (cSyAR)

58 Only regret I have with my two kittehs is that I didn't drive them around in my car when they were kittens. They are three now and I think it's too late for them to get used to much less enjoy a ride in a class C RV. Put a kink in my retirement plans.

Posted by: Can't help myself at May 15, 2021 02:42 PM (2DOZq)

59 I'd like less volume on the bark.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 15, 2021 02:41 PM (cSyAR)

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This dog goes to eleven.

Posted by: Nigel Tufnel at May 15, 2021 02:43 PM (kTF2Z)

60 I really don't think there is a way to survive without crates, but I have the same attitude to playpens for kids.

Posted by: mustbequantum at May 15, 2021 02:43 PM (MIKMs)

61 And when Paisley steps on me I do feel it.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 15, 2021 02:44 PM (cSyAR)

62 I understand that. Paisley is a big girl but I can handle her. I'd like less volume on the bark.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 15, 2021 02:41 PM (cSyAR)

Well, I know my limitations and I get anxious when I see a woman my age and size trying to control a big pulling dog. My husband, 80, can carry kid 1's 40lb Keeshond, but I can't.
Luckily, Bogie barks at deer and doorbells, but is basically a quiet, but active, doggo.

Posted by: CN at May 15, 2021 02:45 PM (ONvIw)

63 Thanks for another wonderful Pet Thread, Mis Hum!

This thread is my favorite treat and I look forward to seeing all the great Pet Morons.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at May 15, 2021 02:49 PM (rwusL)

64 Today's kittehs are particularly lovely. What a face on Yin Yang!

Posted by: CN at May 15, 2021 02:50 PM (ONvIw)

65 One of the problems I have with smaller animals is that I have some minor tremor issues and have tripped over smaller dogs, which seems worse to me than being pulled.

Of course, my homies are all elderly now so it isn't an issue and Old Cat hasn't played the underfoot game in a while.

Posted by: mustbequantum at May 15, 2021 02:50 PM (MIKMs)

66 We never crated any dogs in my family. Of course I had dogs when there were no leash laws either. You'd open the door in the morning to let them out and they'd come back on their own or you called them back. The good old days.

Posted by: Can't help myself at May 15, 2021 02:51 PM (2DOZq)

67 Speaking of Bogie, Casablana is on TCM.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at May 15, 2021 02:53 PM (xopIz)

68 My next-door neighbor has a dog that barks non-stop from the time she lets him out until he's back inside. Love dogs but this one is pretty annoying.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 15, 2021 02:54 PM (W4eKo)

69 Another great looking group of moronimals. Thanks for the Pet Thread, MisHum.

I won't bother commenting on the retards at Vox, but the Vegan chick that wanted the boyfriend to get rid of his gorgeous kitteh is a c*nt.

Posted by: olddog in mo at May 15, 2021 02:54 PM (ju2Fy)

70 Speaking of Bogie, Casablana is on TCM.
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at May 15, 2021 02:53 PM (xopIz)

My two kittehs are named Bogie and Bacall.

Posted by: Can't help myself at May 15, 2021 02:55 PM (2DOZq)

71 I just read a friend's mother's obituary, almost 90, and it mentioned her doggo among the survivors and that the younger daughter would be taking over the care. I think that was a nice touch. I know I'd like to think my kids would take in my pet if anything happened to me.

Posted by: CN at May 15, 2021 02:55 PM (ONvIw)

72 {{{mustbequantum}}} I'm sorry you have to go through this. New Old Dog is fortunate to have you. May you have many days with him yet.

Posted by: creeper at May 15, 2021 02:56 PM (XxJt1)

73 Such precious pet morons on today's thread!

Posted by: redridinghood at May 15, 2021 02:56 PM (NpAcC)

74 My two kittehs are named Bogie and Bacall.
Posted by: Can't help myself at May 15, 2021 02:55 PM (2DOZq)

Bogie's sister is Bacall, and he was part of the breeder's "Key Largo" litter. I'm a fan, though I'd see the real Bogie as more of a Boxer than a Russell.

Posted by: CN at May 15, 2021 02:57 PM (ONvIw)

75 Posted by: CN at May 15, 2021 02:57 PM (ONvIw)

The kittehs are brother and sister also.

Posted by: Can't help myself at May 15, 2021 02:59 PM (2DOZq)

76 Of all the catnip joints in all the world and she had to walk into mine.

Posted by: Bogie at May 15, 2021 03:00 PM (kTF2Z)

77 Philip is Example A for why my parents mandated that our dog Lady was put outside on a chain when the weather was good and the family was out during the school week.

Posted by: exdem13 at May 15, 2021 03:01 PM (W+kMI)

78 But it worked out for me. I don't know if it worked out for Paisley.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 15, 2021 02:28 PM (cSyAR)

Brother NL from what I have seen of you here, both you and Paisley won the lottery!

Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar at May 15, 2021 03:01 PM (hOUT3)

79 Posted by: CN at May 15, 2021 02:57 PM (ONvIw)

The kittehs are brother and sister also.
Posted by: Can't help myself at May 15, 2021 02:59 PM (2DOZq)

I almost picked two boys from the litter instead just so I could name them Beavis and Butthead . I decided on gender personality differences instead. Glad I did.

Posted by: Can't help myself at May 15, 2021 03:02 PM (2DOZq)

80 Brother NL from what I have seen of you here, both you and Paisley won the lottery!
Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar at May 15, 2021 03:01 PM (hOUT3)

Aww

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 15, 2021 03:03 PM (cSyAR)

81 My mom adopted thru her local shelter in Arizona. They had found two poodle mixes wandering together in the desert, presumably litter mates. The shelter people named them Bonnie and Clyde. Mom adopted Clyde. A few months later she was out walking Clyde when she saw a woman walking an identical dog. Turned out this woman had adopted Bonnie, and she lived 3 streets over.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 15, 2021 03:03 PM (45fpk)

82 Houdini has a great resemblance to Anko, the stealer of CPT Charles's lap space. Looks just as observant and resourceful.

Posted by: exdem13 at May 15, 2021 03:04 PM (W+kMI)

83 I decided on gender personality differences instead. Glad I did.
Posted by: Can't help myself at May 15, 2021 03:02 PM (2DOZq)

This makes sense to me. Once, many years back, I acquired Spitz brothers, and I think they're shared goals made them a bit quarrelsome at times. My Kid 1 went with Zorro, the Keeshond, to visit the breeder for a one year eval, and he and is brother started in on each other almost instantly, while each left the female dogs and pups alone.

Posted by: CN at May 15, 2021 03:06 PM (ONvIw)

84 I ran into a woman with the cutest Westies ever. one was one, and the others were 12 or 13. The one year old had to be the most active dog I have ever seen. He would run into the water chasing a stick and then come back, and then grind himself into the sand. He was just saying, "you are going to have to give me the greatest bath ever tonight!"
She had three dogs all loose in an area that said all dogs had to be on leashes. I like to be clever, and I mentioned well she obeyed the law, they all had leashes. I took the chance as she could have mistaken me for a Karen or Ken.

Those were some pretty cool dogs. Two of them were quite old and they were just happy to be there. The 1 year old was probably the happiest dog I have ever seen. I hope that dog turns it off at some point. I am positive he will never grow fat. Combine being well behaved and never sitting still for a second. And running into the river as if he owned the place.

Posted by: Quint at May 15, 2021 03:07 PM (nmQh7)

85 Afternoon Horde pet lovers. Have a favor. If you can spare a buck or two my granddaughter's dog broke her leg and it will not set properly. They are going to amputate it. She and her mom are CA poor due to many circumstances. I helped as much as I could but she's still shy of her goal.
Apple has a go fund me account if you can make a contribution.
You can search for Apple at the go fund me site. I'm not sure about the rules here so I'm not posting the link.
Thanks, NEC

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at May 15, 2021 03:09 PM (+ZSW1)

86 We stopped to talk to a neighbor with a springer. Found out he'd gotten a second one, a younger dog. He convinced a friend to get a springer. Like most people, the friend decided the springer was more dog than he could handle and he wound up with him. I've had four male springers now, all rescues and never a puppy. I still have to get Jake under control on a lead.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 15, 2021 03:09 PM (L9uv7)

87 Jewells, I'm glad you approve of Willie's bling. He's pretty proud of it, as you can see.

Can hardly wait until the phone bling becomes available.

Thanks to all the 'rons and 'ettes who sent MisHum photos. Horde pets are special.

Posted by: creeper at May 15, 2021 03:14 PM (XxJt1)

88 Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at May 15, 2021 03:09 PM (+ZSW1)

I went to GoFundMe, and went to Animal Fundraisers, but I can't seem to find a way to search for a specific pet. I'm sure it's there somewhere. Anyone know how to do a search?

Posted by: grammie winger at May 15, 2021 03:15 PM (45fpk)

89 I just checked the springer Facebook group. Woman with a seven month old and six month old just got offered her friend's young springer. More dog than they can handle.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 15, 2021 03:15 PM (YynYJ)

90 Lady at work doggeh had ten pups Thrus. night. I want the runt. Little dark labs. Alas, working in the office 50 hrs a week is not conducive to puppy raising alone.

*sads*

Posted by: Infidel at May 15, 2021 03:16 PM (E0OEG)

91 The neighbors behind us have a harlequin Great Dane, and they just got a new Great Dane puppy. Lord only knows how much their dog food bill is.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 15, 2021 03:16 PM (mbiK4)

92 You can search for Apple at the go fund me site. I'm not sure about the rules here so I'm not posting the link.

Thanks, NEC

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at May 15, 2021 03:09 PM (+ZSW1)

I can't speak for Mis Hum or any of the Cobs, but I think posting a link is OK, IMO.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 15, 2021 03:16 PM (45fpk)

93 What is next with Dr. Fauci? Will he require dogs and cats wear a mask until their is a vaccine for animals ???

Posted by: James at May 15, 2021 03:17 PM (yVV7Q)

94 grammie. Hoping I don't get banned for this.
https://tinyurl.com/4d2x9bfh
Thanks, NEC

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at May 15, 2021 03:18 PM (+ZSW1)

95 I've thought about going the breeder route, but even the breeders I would be interested in are in either Texas or Florida. Plus money. I don't know how or where to start. Suggestions?
Posted by: grammie winger at May 15, 2021 02:12 PM (45fpk)
*************
After my Holly passed away in October, I told myself I didn't want another dog because it was too heartbreaking when they die, but I changed my mine and adopted 2 cocker spaniel puppies in March. I had gone through all the rescues and shelters searching, but there was nothing but pit bulls so I decided to go the Facebook route.
I signed up for every FB cocker group in my area and beyond and it paid off. I have 2 adorable 5 mo old cocker puppies now.

If you don't have FB you can ask your son or daughter if you can have their password and share an account until you find what you want.

Unfortunately, FB is the best way to go if you are looking for a specific breed.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 15, 2021 03:19 PM (NpAcC)

96 grammie. Hoping I don't get banned for this.

https://tinyurl.com/4d2x9bfh

Thanks, NEC

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at May 15, 2021 03:18 PM (+ZSW1)

If you do, I'll set up a Get Out of Jail Fund for you.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 15, 2021 03:19 PM (45fpk)

97 Unfortunately, FB is the best way to go if you are looking for a specific breed.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 15, 2021 03:19 PM (NpAcC)

Thank you! I never thought of Facebook.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 15, 2021 03:20 PM (45fpk)

98 I searched for "Apple" at the gofundme site.

No results found for "Apple" in all locations

Posted by: olddog in mo at May 15, 2021 03:21 PM (ju2Fy)

99 Apple's page was easy to find. Hang in there, nec. Help is coming.

Posted by: creeper at May 15, 2021 03:22 PM (XxJt1)

100 olddog, look for "help me pay for Apple's surgery". It's there.

Posted by: creeper at May 15, 2021 03:24 PM (XxJt1)

101 Thanks, creeper, but I see nec has posted the the link above.

Posted by: olddog in mo at May 15, 2021 03:25 PM (ju2Fy)

102 Grammie, Please consider a small poodle rescue. I did a quick check for such in Wisconsin. Perhaps you might find a cute mix. Bichon and poodle mixes sometimes appear on lists.

Posted by: Mrs. JTB at May 15, 2021 03:28 PM (7EjX1)

103 Heh. Apple's page is 2/3 of the way there. We got this.

Posted by: creeper at May 15, 2021 03:28 PM (XxJt1)

104 101 Thanks, creeper, but I see nec has posted the the link above.
Posted by: olddog in mo at May 15, 2021 03:25 PM (ju2Fy)

And a good thing, too.

I'd better go pack in case I need to sit with grammie in jail.

Posted by: creeper at May 15, 2021 03:30 PM (XxJt1)

105 Horde must be stepping up. All I got the eternal circle. Will try again in a bit.

Posted by: Infidel at May 15, 2021 03:31 PM (E0OEG)

106 Posted by: Mrs. JTB at May 15, 2021 03:28 PM (7EjX1)

That's a good idea. I'll check that out!

Posted by: grammie winger at May 15, 2021 03:32 PM (45fpk)

107 105 Horde must be stepping up.
Posted by: Infidel at May 15, 2021 03:31 PM (E0OEG)

When did it ever fail? Still a ways to go, though. Ante up if you can, Horde.

Posted by: creeper at May 15, 2021 03:34 PM (XxJt1)

108 Thanks guys, I knew I could count on you. The Horde is the best in so many ways.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at May 15, 2021 03:35 PM (+ZSW1)

109 All I got the eternal circle

LOL. I call that the spinning rainbow circle of doom, but now on my computer I don't even get nice colors; It's just a boring spinning blue circle of doom.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2021 03:36 PM (k39e/)

110 rank Gorshin is after Yin Yang for having reverse colors.
Posted by: DR.WTF at May 15, 2021

***
Ignore me at your peril.

Posted by: Lou Antonio at May 15, 2021 03:36 PM (+nNqu)

111 God, those German Shepard pups are adorable!

Posted by: acethepug at May 15, 2021 03:38 PM (5faQs)

112 Vegan gf article was about asserting power, not the cat. Same thing happens every day, but with different vehicles. Thinking this was young, dumb, liberal hombre's first piece, and he's not sure he can wrangle a second.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at May 15, 2021 03:41 PM (Hf7hU)

113 We lost our sweet Rascal yesterday afternoon. He was one of the dachshunds. I could tell he wasn't feeling right Wednesday. They took him to the vet and he thought his back could be bothering him. He recommended laser treatments and muscle relaxers. By yesterday morning he was no better and they were gonna take him back. Sadly the 3-5 shift arrived to find him dead in the hallway. I'm just so sad. He was such a joy and the sweetest fellow.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 15, 2021 03:42 PM (nxdel)

114 Hey, all,

Tough day yesterday. The power went out about 5 pm, and rather than put up with it, I decamped to a Baymont Inn a few miles away. Couldn't bring the feline thugs, but it isn't *super* hot this weekend, in fact last night was cool-ish, so they were not in danger of overheating. (Turned out the power came back on 20 minutes after I left. Figures.)

The Baymont, though, was *serious* about no pets. They catch you with one in the room you lose your $150 deposit, and you could get hit with a $100 cleaning fee. I suppose some dogs and cats could cause some damage . . . but they should do the same for children.

Posted by: Lou Antonio at May 15, 2021 03:43 PM (+nNqu)

115 Jewells45, I am so sorry.

Posted by: acethepug at May 15, 2021 03:44 PM (5faQs)

116 Posted by: Jewells45 at May 15, 2021 03:42 PM (nxdel)

So sorry!

Posted by: CN at May 15, 2021 03:44 PM (ONvIw)

117 I'm very sorry to hear that Jewells45.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 15, 2021 03:45 PM (cSyAR)

118 Posted by: Jewells45 at May 15, 2021 03:42 PM (nxdel)

Aw damn, Jewells.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 15, 2021 03:47 PM (s9fsa)

119 Ah, Jewells...I'm sorry. As much as you've seen I suspect you never get used to it. Thank you for sharing.

Posted by: creeper at May 15, 2021 03:47 PM (XxJt1)

120 but they should do the same for children.
Posted by: Lou Antonio at May 15, 2021 03:43 PM (+nNqu)

Agreed!

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 15, 2021 03:49 PM (s9fsa)

121 Jewells, we had something the same happen with the late great black cat Marie-Antoinette. She passed away overnight at the vet, so Miss Linda and I couldn't be there, and though it was not our fault, I still regret it.

Posted by: Lou Antonio at May 15, 2021 03:49 PM (+nNqu)

122
Thanks guys, I knew I could count on you. The Horde is the best in so many ways.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at May 15, 2021 03:35 PM (+ZSW1)
**************
Hopefully, enough people from the Horde will contribute so that Apple can have the surgery and not be euthanized.
There is an organization called Hope 4 Paws that is based out of Los Angeles and they rescue abandoned animals. I watch their YouTube videos and follow them on FB. They deal with a lot of Foster homes and Vets that would probably take Apple in and do the surgery if it should come to that.
The head of the organization's name is Eldad.
Also, the Vet they use has saved many dogs leg's who's owners were told the leg had to be amputated.
Here's a link just in case.

https://www.hopeforpaws.org/about_us

Posted by: redridinghood at May 15, 2021 03:50 PM (NpAcC)

123 Heh. Apple's page is 2/3 of the way there. We got this.
Posted by: creeper at May 15, 2021 03:28 PM (XxJt1)

We're getting there...

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 15, 2021 03:50 PM (s9fsa)

124 redridinghood. Thanks for the link

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at May 15, 2021 03:51 PM (+ZSW1)

125 Vegan cat dude should ask his "boyfriend" how to handle the cat thing with their "girlfriend"

Posted by: MantuaBill at May 15, 2021 03:52 PM (hRhYe)

126 Hey everybody. Hey pet thread! Hey MisHum!
Hope to send you a pic of my sister's cat Timmy soon. Seems he and I have grown friendly over time...

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 15, 2021 03:53 PM (L2ZTs)

127 I had a cat named Apple. One of those scary hairless things. Never knew of another pet named Apple. Sweet.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 15, 2021 03:53 PM (45fpk)

128 Posted by: Lou Antonio at May 15, 2021 03:49 PM (+nNqu)

More than anything I so upset he died alone.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 15, 2021 03:53 PM (nxdel)

129 Can you imagine what would've happened if the "Journalists" followed Hamas scum down into the tunnels?

Posted by: Unkaren at May 15, 2021 03:54 PM (vGJY7)

130 Can you imagine what would've happened if the "Journalists" followed Hamas scum down into the tunnels?
Posted by: Unkaren

Someone might have cheered?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 15, 2021 03:56 PM (SGz3+)

131 Can you imagine what would've happened if the "Journalists" followed Hamas scum down into the tunnels?
Posted by: Unkaren at May 15, 2021 03:54 PM (vGJY7)

100% chance that did happen

Posted by: weirdflunky at May 15, 2021 03:56 PM (cknjq)

132 It won't let me in. I don't understand.

Posted by: Infidel at May 15, 2021 03:56 PM (E0OEG)

133 Oh, Jewells I am so sorry to hear that about sweet Rascal.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 15, 2021 03:56 PM (NpAcC)

134 Thanks everyone. I cried all night last night.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 15, 2021 03:58 PM (nxdel)

135 Prayers for comfort, Jewells. That stinks.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 15, 2021 04:00 PM (Zz0t1)

136 It won't let me in. I don't understand.

Posted by: Infidel at May 15, 2021 03:56
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Pale Moon wouldn't let in, but Chrome worked fine.

Posted by: olddog in mo at May 15, 2021 04:00 PM (ju2Fy)

137 Still have the circle of death. Can I mail something?

Posted by: Infidel at May 15, 2021 04:00 PM (E0OEG)

138 What?
That "mess" from the dog was a paper towel roll.
Pick it up and move on.

When I'd leave my cat for 2-3 days I would leave a roll of TP in the living room specifically to allow/encourage this.

It's far better to have an easy to clean up mess you know you'll get; than what you might have gotten otherwise.

Posted by: ertdfg at May 15, 2021 04:01 PM (I388C)

139 Jewells, so sorry to hear about Rascal.

Posted by: olddog in mo at May 15, 2021 04:02 PM (ju2Fy)

140 Brave works on the GFM site.

Posted by: creeper at May 15, 2021 04:04 PM (XxJt1)

141
More than anything I so upset he died alone.
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 15, 2021

***
I know what you mean. Marie was one of the most gregarious cats in history; people were *important* to her well-being. She thought of us as servants, of course, as all cats do, but treasured servants, and I'm not sure she ever met a human she didn't want to be friends with. So it seems a tragedy that she was alone at the last.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 15, 2021 04:04 PM (+nNqu)

142 I'm allergic to gargle. IE worked.

Posted by: Infidel at May 15, 2021 04:09 PM (E0OEG)

143 So sorry to hear that, Jewells. Sounds like you and the crew gave him lots of love in his final days.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 15, 2021 04:11 PM (kTF2Z)

144 Kind of a bummer here this afternoon. I fear we've lost one of our "barn cats." I haven't seen "Gimpy" (named thusly because he broke a leg 2 years ago) the smaller of our 2 male cats in about 10 days. He used to come around fairly regularly for handouts.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 15, 2021 04:17 PM (3H9h1)

145 Feminists when Trump was POTUS:
Do not tell what I can and cannot do with my body over the Right to Chose because it is my body.

Feminists when CDC directs you to wear a mask and get the vaccine:
Everybody must get the vaccine whether you want to or not so that others will not get infected.

Posted by: James at May 15, 2021 04:18 PM (yVV7Q)

146 Houdini is a carbon copy of mi gato, except for being on a lap.

Yin Yang is adorable and I want one. Or two.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 15, 2021 04:19 PM (OssQ4)

147 Thank goodness for pets

to save us from crap like London's short short Mayor Con's

$7 million (money laundering) scams like this.

The Uglfycation of London

https://youtu.be/

h-Swc9Iu0AM

Posted by: Corner Stone at May 15, 2021 04:20 PM (eii2u)

148 Posted by: James at May 15, 2021 04:18 PM (yVV7Q)

James, a friendly encouragement to put the political discussion on another thread. We have political discussions all the time at this site-and your imput is appreciated, but people like to come to the pet threads and other special threads as a break from politics, IMO.

Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2021 04:21 PM (k39e/)

149 Martini Farmer I hope Gimpy comes home soon. They tend to wander but I do hope he's ok.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 15, 2021 04:21 PM (nxdel)

150 Thanks Jewells. Being out here in the sticks and since the cats are more or less "outside" most of the time I sort of figured we'd lose one or two to nature. That they've made it almost 4 years is pretty good odds.

I'll keep a light on... like Motel 6.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 15, 2021 04:25 PM (3H9h1)

151 Coyotes are asshoe, Martini Farmer.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 15, 2021 04:27 PM (t+rm1)

152 Owls are also asshoe.

Posted by: creeper at May 15, 2021 04:29 PM (XxJt1)

153 Noodus chest-itorum

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 15, 2021 04:31 PM (+nNqu)

154 Coyotes are asshoe, Martini Farmer.

That they are. Not as common here in the Bluegrass as you'd think, but we hear them every now and then at night.

The family that owns the farm behind us has been doing a ton of renovations on the house, lots of noise, so Gimpy might be a bit torqued off about that.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 15, 2021 04:32 PM (3H9h1)

155 Dogs and cats are better than vegans. It is known.

Posted by: Eromero at May 15, 2021 04:34 PM (0OP+5)

156 155 Dogs and cats are better than vegans. It is known.
Posted by: Eromero at May 15, 2021 04:34 PM (0OP+5)

I think that's true. Vegans don't have enough fat on 'em to have any flavor.

Posted by: creeper at May 15, 2021 04:48 PM (XxJt1)

157 I won't bother commenting on the retards at Vox, but the Vegan chick that wanted the boyfriend to get rid of his gorgeous kitteh is a c*nt.
Posted by: olddog in mo at May 15, 2021 02:54 PM (ju2Fy)

Guy should tune her up.

Posted by: zombie Ike Turner at May 15, 2021 05:37 PM (0DP6l)

158 Just got back from walking my dog. She's now in her crate so she can't lick anything with her poopy mouth.

Lovely, sweet animal but can't leave the feces alone.

Posted by: Trimegistus at May 15, 2021 06:33 PM (QZxDR)

159 Vegan dude made the right choice.

Posted by: Trimegistus at May 15, 2021 06:35 PM (QZxDR)

160 Wonderful petmorons this week. Our chihuahua hid from Mr. Bar the Door once when I was in the hospital. Among the garden tools. Theory: he thought I had been kidnapped.

Posted by: KT at May 15, 2021 08:08 PM (BVQ+1)

161 Adorable pets! I use pine pellets for litter for half of my cats. The others just wouldn't adapt but if you start them from kittens you will probably have no problems.

I don't do it for bullshit "climate change" reasons, I did it for monetary and also ease of use for me. There are you-tube vids about it. I think it's a great system. 40 lb bags of pellets at Tractor Supply are around 5 bucks and last a hell of a lot longer than their conventional litter equivalent pound-for-pound. Wish I could have been on the thread earlier for more cat owners to see this.

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