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But any time they open their mouths, they're told to shut up. Isn't that what feminists used to say men told them to do?It's called the Hot Dog & a Sack of Nuts Rule, adapted from the Chinese Won Hung Lo rule. It's a somewhat controversial rule change.
Former Olympic weightlifter Tracey Lambrechs said that females are being told not to complain about New Zealand transgender athlete Laurel Hubbard and whether her inclusion in weightlifting was "fair," Reuters reported. Lambrechs spoke to TVNZ on Friday regarding the issue, stating that she felt "disappointed for the female athlete" who had lost out on the Tokyo Olympics spot to Hubbard, adding that the equality for women "was being taken away from us," Reuters reported. Hubbard is set to become the first biological male in Olympic history to compete in a women's sport in history, prompted by a rule change that automatically qualified the weightlifter.
"I've had female weightlifters come up to me and say, ‘what do we do? This isn't fair, what do we do?'" Lambrechs told TVNZ, according to Reuters. "Unfortunately, there's nothing we can do because every time we voice it we get told to be quiet."I thought we were done with this Dude after he injured himself badly failing a lift at the Commonwealth Games. (Injury warning.) But even though he had surgery on that bad injury, and is now like forty four years old, he's still crushing the competition. The female competition, I mean. I wonder why. It's almost as if he has some kind of... genetic/hormonal advantage over women.
Gwyneth Paltrow drank multiple whiskeys every night of the lockdown. Even worse, she says: She ate carbs.
"I was drinking seven nights a week and making pasta and eating bread," Paltrow reportedly told the outlet. "I went totally off the rails." "I mean, who drinks multiple drinks seven nights a week?" she allegedly continued. "Like that’s not healthy. I love whiskey and I make this fantastic drink called the Buster Paltrow, which I named after my grandfather who loved whiskey sours." Paltrow revealed she drank two of her whiskey drinks every night. "...It's this great quinoa whiskey from this distillery in Tennessee with maple syrup and lemon juice," she reportedly said. "It's just heaven. I would have two of those every night of quarantine."She announced she would soon be releasing a new candle through her company GOOP, called This candle smells like my vagina after I pissed myself drunk.
After ratings for all award shows crater, NBC says it will not air next years' Golden Globes awards show. They claim that this isn't because Hollywood is in a bad odor with the American public, but because they're just that committed to diversity.
NBC said Monday it won't air the Golden Globes next year following the fallout around the Hollywood Foreign Press Association, which puts on the show each year and is battling criticism that it's not committed enough to diversity. Why it matters: The network has been airing the event exclusively for decades. Its decision to pull back speaks to how big the backlash against the group has become. What they're saying: "We continue to believe that the HFPA is committed to meaningful reform," NBC said, per Deadline. "However, change of this magnitude takes time and work, and we feel strongly that the HFPA needs time to do it right. As such, NBC will not air the 2022 Golden Globes. Assuming the organization executes on its plan, we are hopeful we will be in a position to air the show in January 2023."
Wtf? pic.twitter.com/7zZnei1iBH
— wilder (@wilderfortruth) May 9, 2021
I wouldn't let Luntz be a member of the 7-11 Slurpee Machine Flavor Choosing Committee
— BECKER (@rmb3cker) May 10, 2021
Father and son teams were a dime a dozen on Jan. 6. Grady Owens has been charged with attacking cops, and his father was charged as well.
— Ryan J. Reilly (@ryanjreilly) May 10, 2021
Turns out the grandparents came to D.C. too. Three generations!
“This is an amazing family,” Chief Judge Beryl Howell remarks sarcastically. pic.twitter.com/2ko28fk4E6
Howell was questioning whether members of Grady’s family would make good guardians if his family “believed the big lie, that this was a stolen election.” Says it’s a little hard to swallow the defense representations Owens is gentle and kind, since he’s on video assaulting cops.
— Ryan J. Reilly (@ryanjreilly) May 10, 2021
Quick, it's time for AllahPundit to write another darkly drunken post about the unacceptable authoritarianism of the "Trumpy" people.
Childrens books at Target. pic.twitter.com/D09vsaioqa
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Posted by: JT at May 10, 2021 05:02 PM (arJlL)
They claim that this isn't because Hollywood is in a bad odor with the American public, but because they're just that committed to diversity.
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When the Hollywood Press Association hires some token blacks, will NBC air the dead industry award for an industry no one cares about anymore?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 10, 2021 05:02 PM (LvTSG)
Also, if you are talking beers, that really does not qualify, right?
A shot of tequila poured into a gallon of margarita mix and spread out over five or six glasses also would technically qualify but not really count.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 10, 2021 05:02 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: Skip at May 10, 2021 05:02 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at May 10, 2021 05:03 PM (nDVRL)
will the first be yours.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 10, 2021 05:03 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: Cosda at May 10, 2021 05:04 PM (7LKyo)
Posted by: Skip at May 10, 2021 05:02 PM (Cxk7w)
I have to hope those are henna tattoos. I really hope no tattoo guy would let a kid do a face tattoo at that age.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 10, 2021 05:04 PM (lmikk)
Perfect, for today's collapsed America.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 10, 2021 05:05 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 10, 2021 05:05 PM (cSyAR)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 10, 2021 05:05 PM (HaL55)
USA is falling down, my genderfluid transtextual birthing person.
Posted by: Eat The Eloi at May 10, 2021 05:05 PM (V3EEC)
Either charge them or give them bail and let them go.
Funny when Antifa/BLM rioted in DC they were out before the night was out and most charges were later dropped.
What a joke our 'justice system' has become.
Posted by: warren at May 10, 2021 05:06 PM (4U8XC)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 10, 2021 05:04 PM (lmikk)
There are few more effective ways to narrow your career options than getting a facial tattoo.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at May 10, 2021 05:06 PM (tDqVX)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 10, 2021 05:06 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 10, 2021 05:05 PM (HaL55)
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She's got a hot take, and nothing's going to dissuade her of her righteousness.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 10, 2021 05:06 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Zeera Hunkering down here, Boss at May 10, 2021 05:07 PM (VmWzL)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 10, 2021 05:07 PM (cSyAR)
Weightlifting, track and field - bye-bye.
Synchronized swimming should be safe.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 10, 2021 05:07 PM (OTzUX)
I thought the entire idea of the Golden Globes was letting our Black and Brown Brothers and Sisters make their opinions known?
Sounds like NBC is awfully racist. Racist Like most Liberals are.
Posted by: rd at May 10, 2021 05:07 PM (Z32m1)
Posted by: Joe Mama at May 10, 2021 05:07 PM (WmGrA)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Orwell Was An Optimist T-Shirts 30% Off! at May 10, 2021 05:08 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: Zeera Hunkering down here, Boss at May 10, 2021 05:07 PM (VmWzL)
I'm surprised that they haven't yet been looted into oblivion.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at May 10, 2021 05:08 PM (tDqVX)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 10, 2021 05:08 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: JROD at May 10, 2021 05:09 PM (0jZnq)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 10, 2021 05:09 PM (kTF2Z)
Yeah, but when she starts talking the Crazy Eyes activate.
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at May 10, 2021 05:09 PM (nDVRL)
Posted by: Archer at May 10, 2021 05:09 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: That guy who always says... at May 10, 2021 05:09 PM (W4eKo)
Posted by: Skip at May 10, 2021 05:09 PM (Cxk7w)
>Whiskey, pasta and bread? She left out the daily sausage.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 10, 2021 05:10 PM (2goRJ)
Posted by: radar at May 10, 2021 05:10 PM (3Zp/H)
That was acceptable?
But not being "diverse" enough will cancel them?
Posted by: rd at May 10, 2021 05:10 PM (Z32m1)
Because if you can't trust tattoo guys, who CAN you trust???
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at May 10, 2021 05:11 PM (nDVRL)
Posted by: Archer at May 10, 2021 05:11 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Skip at May 10, 2021 05:11 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Can't help myself at May 10, 2021 05:11 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: JT at May 10, 2021 05:11 PM (arJlL)
If they were sincere about providing some justice
Posted by: Zeera Hunkering down here, Boss at May 10, 2021 05:11 PM (VmWzL)
That was acceptable?
But not being "diverse" enough will cancel them?
Posted by: rd at May 10, 2021 05:10 PM (Z32m1)
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It's an excuse to run some sitcom that will get the same ratings for a lower price.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 10, 2021 05:11 PM (LvTSG)
Reagan, Thatcher and JPII would be truly disgusted with us.
Posted by: President Select Decaf at May 10, 2021 05:11 PM (RMGKK)
If the competitors were three trannies it might seem a little stupid
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 10, 2021 05:12 PM (cSyAR)
Posted by: pookysgirl, Pookette's librarian at May 10, 2021 05:12 PM (XKZwp)
If they were sincere about providing some justice
Posted by: Zeera Hunkering down here, Boss at May 10, 2021 05:11 PM (VmWzL)
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I support this.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 10, 2021 05:12 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Donger at May 10, 2021 05:12 PM (npGNJ)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 10, 2021 05:12 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: t-bird at May 10, 2021 05:12 PM (B2mhs)
*raises paw once more* I drink in a feeble effort to forget that life pretty much sux. Then you die.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 10, 2021 05:12 PM (HaL55)
It's true. We've decide to air Box Office Poison instead. So it'll be a rerun of some other crap we make. Maybe we can get Disney to stream some content over.
Posted by: NBC at May 10, 2021 05:12 PM (aXxgO)
Also, if you are talking beers, that really does not qualify, right?
A shot of tequila poured into a gallon of margarita mix and spread out over five or six glasses also would technically qualify but not really count.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 10, 2021 05:02 PM (lmikk)
and if you don't remember the last 2-3 that does not count, right ?
Posted by: runner at May 10, 2021 05:13 PM (V13WU)
I laughed out loud. This is good stuff.
You know if she admits to 2, the real number is double digits.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 10, 2021 05:13 PM (ANCpY)
Posted by: Sodom and Gomorrah at May 10, 2021 05:13 PM (G8WqP)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 10, 2021 05:13 PM (5fSMX)
Posted by: Dr. T at May 10, 2021 05:13 PM (tLZ4Q)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 10, 2021 05:13 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 10, 2021 05:14 PM (ErSvT)
On the other hand, academia is destroying its own brand which hopefully will mean the decline of their influence.
Posted by: President Select Decaf at May 10, 2021 05:14 PM (RMGKK)
Posted by: Joe Mama at May 10, 2021 05:14 PM (WmGrA)
Posted by: dartist at May 10, 2021 05:14 PM (+ya+t)
I'm going with spoof, because, otherwise, why that particular lip color?
Or, she's so self-unaware, she's being unintentionally ironic.
Darn it, reality and satire cannot be separated, these days.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 10, 2021 05:14 PM (2SdPm)
**raises hand**
But then again, I don't look like Gwyneth Paltrow, either. Alcohol at least wipes away the image of myself.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 10, 2021 05:15 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: bonhomme at May 10, 2021 05:15 PM (YYlyE)
Posted by: Joe Mama at May 10, 2021 05:14 PM (WmGrA)
Stop normalizing math!
Posted by: Tik Tok chick at May 10, 2021 05:15 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Oddbob at May 10, 2021 05:15 PM (8qBEY)
will the first be yours.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 10, 2021 05:03 PM (lmikk)
Do not try to be the first. That is impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth. That there is no first. Then you'll see that it is not the first that posts. It is only yourself.
Also drugs help.
Posted by: creepy bald Matrix kid at May 10, 2021 05:15 PM (RS2U1)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 10, 2021 05:13 PM (ANCpY)
Wait. Are you saying... people lie?!?!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 10, 2021 05:16 PM (lmikk)
Reagan, Thatcher and JPII would be truly disgusted with us.
Posted by: President Select Decaf at May 10, 2021 05:11 PM (RMGKK)
At least the DDR had the decency to lie about its gender-bending. Now we call it the march of progress.
Posted by: Dr. T at May 10, 2021 05:16 PM (tLZ4Q)
Posted by: bonhomme at May 10, 2021 05:16 PM (YYlyE)
Maybe the state needs to tell parents that either they work it out by themselves, or they both go to prison and the kids goes up for adoption.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 10, 2021 05:17 PM (ANCpY)
Do not try to be the first. That is impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth. That there is no first. Then you'll see that it is not the first that posts. It is only yourself.
Also drugs help.
Posted by: creepy bald Matrix kid at May 10, 2021 05:15 PM (RS2U1)
Are you saying I can get first?
No, I'm saying that when you're ready- you won't have to.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 10, 2021 05:17 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 10, 2021 05:17 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at May 10, 2021 05:17 PM (nDVRL)
Posted by: Math Checksout at May 10, 2021 05:18 PM (dYe5S)
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at May 10, 2021 05:11 PM (nDVRL)
We got our tattoos done at one of the best places in the Midwest, and my estimation of them went up greatly when we overheard an employee in the lobby refusing to do a piercing for a college student because they were drunk.
Posted by: pookysgirl has an awesome blue phoenix on her shoulder at May 10, 2021 05:18 PM (XKZwp)
Posted by: Can't help myself at May 10, 2021 05:18 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Dr. T at May 10, 2021 05:16 PM (tLZ4Q)
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My favorite Soviet bloc cheating: Olympic fencing was using a foil with a tip that lighted up when it struck an opponent...but, oops, a Soviet sword lit up when it fell over, leading to the discovery the Soviets were being less than honest.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 10, 2021 05:18 PM (2SdPm)
**raises hand**
*************
Who doesn't?
Posted by: Cosda at May 10, 2021 05:18 PM (7LKyo)
*shifty eyes*
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 10, 2021 05:13 PM (5fSMX)
When you drink eight nights a week you're drinking too much.
Posted by: creepy bald Matrix kid at May 10, 2021 05:18 PM (RS2U1)
Fuck. Some words need to be stricken from the lexicon.
Talk more good, you guys! Gawl!!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at May 10, 2021 05:19 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: banana Dream at May 10, 2021 05:19 PM (RS2U1)
or mentally ill, which?
I'm sticking with door number two there, Monty.
Posted by: Oddbob at May 10, 2021 05:20 PM (8qBEY)
well they're quoting from the UK Mirror. The UK Mirror alleges she said this, the Daily Caller can't confirm she said it.
Posted by: ace at May 10, 2021 05:20 PM (eOTGX)
Sure. So when Mommy and Daddy and three other unrelated adults all love each other, then society should be forced to see them as one big family.
And when Mr. Smith across the street is in love with fourteen year old Jorge, we should just accept that as well...
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 10, 2021 05:20 PM (jOcSX)
Posted by: Oddbob at May 10, 2021 05:15 PM (8qBEY)
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Need a Properly Woke and Politically Correct Graduate Thesis? Curious George is a cleverly written story making excuses for White Supremacy and the Trans-Atlantic Slave Trade.
Posted by: rd at May 10, 2021 05:20 PM (Z32m1)
1. Rotating Fan
2. Garbage Disposal.
3. Hot Pocket fresh from the microwave
4. Tik Tok chick.
Q:
What would I not stick my dick in?
Posted by: Joe Mama at May 10, 2021 05:20 PM (WmGrA)
Posted by: bonhomme at May 10, 2021 05:15 PM (YYlyE)
.357 maybe. of course, they are OOS....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 10, 2021 05:20 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: ace at May 10, 2021 05:20 PM (eOTGX)
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Allegedly.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 10, 2021 05:21 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: DaveA at May 10, 2021 05:21 PM (FhXTo)
I've been reading DM gossip about Bill Gates. While in his younger days, he looked like a nerd out of central casting, apparently he became something of a horn dog once the big time money started rolling in.
He was a bit reckless, turns out with womyns. He liked to avail himself of the services of professional womyns. He got reckless in other areas as well. Paul Allen had to bail him out of jail one night after he took out his new $$$ Porsche on test drive one night. Well over 100MPH. The little nerd went wild when he started making big time money.
All of that has been kept pretty quiet until now.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 10, 2021 05:22 PM (Mzdiz)
I'm telling you, as a conservative you have the upper hand with these types of chicks and they will conform. Their "hind-brain" overrides all the bullshit poured into it every time. We are the counter-culture, so take advantage of it.
Posted by: JROD at May 10, 2021 05:22 PM (0jZnq)
2. Garbage Disposal.
3. Hot Pocket fresh from the microwave
4. Tik Tok chick.
Q:
What would I not stick my dick in?
Posted by: Joe Mama at May 10, 2021 05:20 PM (WmGrA)
I hate trick questions.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 10, 2021 05:22 PM (5fSMX)
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 10, 2021 05:22 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: George Hamilton and George Hamilton IV at May 10, 2021 05:22 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: ace at May 10, 2021 05:20 PM (eOTGX)
Well, okay.
I still think "alleged" is way too easy to misuse. Kind of a "no offense intended" kind of word.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at May 10, 2021 05:23 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Just Miklos at May 10, 2021 05:23 PM (QzkSJ)
Because the home address of Chief Judge Beryl Howell should definitely be out there if he is going to talk like that on the bench.
Posted by: T-Rex at May 10, 2021 05:23 PM (bhPL1)
Posted by: Archer at May 10, 2021 05:24 PM (gmo/4)
And that children's bookshelf at Target looks like the "new arrivals" books featured on my library's website. The diversity is not giving my twee town's demographic adequate representation!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 10, 2021 05:24 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: rd
__________________
OK, now you're commencing to really piss me off.
Posted by: Furious George at May 10, 2021 05:24 PM (9vQJW)
Ask any cop who does a DUI stop.
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at May 10, 2021 05:17 PM
The DUI cop will also say you had bloodshot watery eyes, slurred speech, the strong smell of alcohol, and an unsteady gait.
Posted by: Chuck C at May 10, 2021 05:25 PM (awtm/)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 10, 2021 05:25 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Archer at May 10, 2021 05:26 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: T-Rex
He's a girl. But, yes.
Posted by: lizbth at May 10, 2021 05:26 PM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: banana Dream at May 10, 2021 05:27 PM (RS2U1)
We are literally shaking
Posted by: George Hamilton and George Hamilton IV
Q:
Who is darker, George Hamilton or the dude that played Alexander Hamilton on Broadway?
Posted by: Joe Mama at May 10, 2021 05:27 PM (WmGrA)
https://www.gocomics.com/doonesbury/1978/07/01
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 10, 2021 05:27 PM (Dc2NZ)
I think the odds are better than even now that we're gonna get an Epstein girl accusing Bill Gates soon.
I think Melinda is letting some hammers drop.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 10, 2021 05:27 PM (Mzdiz)
Aaaaannnd. . .earworm. Thanks.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 10, 2021 05:27 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: bluebell at May 10, 2021 05:27 PM (wyw4S)
Posted by: bluebell at May 10, 2021 05:27 PM (wyw4S)
George Hamilton Cocoa Butter Open champion!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 10, 2021 05:28 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: bluebell at May 10, 2021 05:28 PM (wyw4S)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 10, 2021 05:29 PM (2SdPm)
O Danny Boy
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at May 10, 2021 05:29 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: ChrisP at May 10, 2021 05:29 PM (dacO6)
1) Men's sports.
2) Tranny sports.
Sorry, feminists. Welcome to the world you made.
With respect to "whiskey" made from quinoa: Yeah, Gwynnie, your grandpa would bust you in the chops for that shit. Whiskey/whisky can be made from: barley, corn/maize, or rye. That is all.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 10, 2021 05:29 PM (JZT2F)
I think Melinda is letting some hammers drop.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 10, 2021 05:27 PM (Mzdiz)
I think she sees the writing on the wall and is trying to get half before Epstein's victims get it all.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at May 10, 2021 05:29 PM (tDqVX)
Posted by: bluebell"
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Wow. This is why I lurk here. I haven't seen Zonker mentioned in propably decades.
Posted by: Cosda at May 10, 2021 05:30 PM (7LKyo)
*steeples fingers*
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, cosplaying Jordan Peterson at May 10, 2021 05:31 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Cosda at May 10, 2021 05:30 PM (7LKyo)
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We're a well rounded bunch of 29 year olds, Gramps.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 10, 2021 05:31 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: Cosda at May 10, 2021 05:30 PM (7LKyo)
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I hope you are not insinuating that I am older than 29.
I read history books.
Posted by: bluebell at May 10, 2021 05:31 PM (wyw4S)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
What about Wheatsky? I hear Bruce Jenner drinks it.
Breakfast of Champions.
Posted by: Joe Mama at May 10, 2021 05:31 PM (WmGrA)
Yup, their later years are gonna be lit! as the kids say.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 10, 2021 05:31 PM (R/m4+)
I honestly don't know. I stopped reading that unfunny pseudo-comic back in the '70s.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 10, 2021 05:32 PM (JZT2F)
Of course.
Which is why you hear Ms Lindsey thundering about judicial abuse and the need for impeachments.
Oh, wait.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 10, 2021 05:33 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 10, 2021 05:33 PM (jOcSX)
Shots being fired across the bow by her lawyer.
I think she's pissed off, and planning to take Billy Boy to the cleaners.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 10, 2021 05:33 PM (JZT2F)
would bust you in the chops for that shit. Whiskey/whisky can be made
from: barley, corn/maize, or rye. That is all.
Yep. The mongols drink fermented horse milk. Just because their stupid, doesn't mean I have to be, Gwyneth.
Posted by: Archer at May 10, 2021 05:33 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Archer at May 10, 2021 05:34 PM (gmo/4)
But yeah, there's no difference between the sexes after a dude has taken hormones for a couple of months.
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at May 10, 2021 05:34 PM (O3VVw)
Posted by: Weasel at May 10, 2021 05:34 PM (MVjcR)
*please make it a girl, please make it a girl...*
Posted by: Gates' Mother at May 10, 2021 05:34 PM (8eSmR)
Someone just needs to ask her what part of England originated the word "tattoo."
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 10, 2021 05:34 PM (ANCpY)
Curious George Finds a Lighter and a Stick of Dynamite
Curious George Writes the Great American Novel
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at May 10, 2021 05:34 PM (x8Wzq)
Right, but they don't call it "whiskey".
I have no problem with other fermented beverages. Rum, brandy, tequila, it's all fine. Just don't call it "whiskey".
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 10, 2021 05:34 PM (JZT2F)
Could get right sporty.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 10, 2021 05:35 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Furious George at May 10, 2021 05:35 PM (9vQJW)
I read history books.
Posted by: bluebell"
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Doubt you're my age. When I really was 29 Zonker was already in the rear view mirror.
Posted by: Cosda at May 10, 2021 05:35 PM (7LKyo)
I bet they're trying to hide even more than half. "Gosh, Melinda, ya caught me...!"
Posted by: t-bird at May 10, 2021 05:35 PM (vOGqy)
I honestly don't know. I stopped reading that unfunny pseudo-comic back in the '70s.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 10, 2021 05:32 PM (JZT2F)
No, that was "Marvelous" Mark Slackmeyer. Zonker was always portrayed as being uninterested in women or men.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 10, 2021 05:36 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 10, 2021 05:36 PM (JZT2F)
Are those little black heart tattoos under her eyes?
Jeepers.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 10, 2021 05:36 PM (W2Pud)
Oh, right. He was the one who worked as a nanny?
(gives Zonker a suspicious eyeballing....)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 10, 2021 05:37 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: Cosda at May 10, 2021 05:35 PM (7LKyo)
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The universal truth of the Ace of Spades HQ is that we are all 29, my friend.
Posted by: bluebell at May 10, 2021 05:37 PM (wyw4S)
Posted by: Bosk at May 10, 2021 05:37 PM (SWbVS)
Don't pay more than about $45 or so, though. It's very good but not worth $50+
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at May 10, 2021 05:37 PM (O3VVw)
Curious George Finds a Lighter and a Stick of Dynamite
Curious George Writes the Great American Novel
Or, for today's "curriculum," Harold Sticks a Purple Crayon Way Up His Ass.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 10, 2021 05:37 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, cosplaying Jordan Peterson at May 10, 2021 05:38 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at May 10, 2021 05:39 PM (O3VVw)
Could get right sporty.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 10, 2021 05:35 PM (sWM8x)
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sounds like France will soon have its 158th Constitution.
Posted by: rd at May 10, 2021 05:39 PM (Z32m1)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, cosplaying Jordan Peterson at May 10, 2021 05:39 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 10, 2021 05:39 PM (HaL55)
"It's Ramadan, Curious George"
Oh. My. Gawd. It is. I just saw the familiar script and didn't zoom in on the pic. Thanks for crushing that one little bit of false hope that I had left.
Posted by: Oddbob at May 10, 2021 05:39 PM (k27mQ)
Posted by: Skip at May 10, 2021 05:39 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Skip at May 10, 2021 05:02 PM (Cxk7w)
......
and got a frontal lobotomy.
Posted by: wth at May 10, 2021 05:40 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 10, 2021 05:40 PM (5fSMX)
Posted by: Bosk at May 10, 2021 05:40 PM (SWbVS)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, cosplaying Jordan Peterson at May 10, 2021 05:41 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 10, 2021 05:41 PM (R/m4+)
Youngkin 33%
Snyder 26%
Chase 21%
Cox 13%
Johnson in last and is not out with her ballots counting for 2nd choice in the next tally round...
https://wtop.com/virginia/ 2021/05/youngkin-leads-after-1st-round-in-virginia- gop-governor-race/
Posted by: Nova local at May 10, 2021 05:41 PM (b1h2x)
Curious George and Gain of Function Research.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 10, 2021 05:41 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Furious George at May 10, 2021 05:35 PM (9vQJW)
And deliciousness in each bottle.
Adding just one ice cube to a tumbler gives it a great flavor change, too.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 10, 2021 05:41 PM (pyVNc)
Posted by: Nova local at May 10, 2021 05:42 PM (b1h2x)
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at May 10, 2021 05:42 PM (O3VVw)
I honestly don't know. I stopped reading that unfunny pseudo-comic back in the '70s.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 10, 2021 05:32 PM (JZT2F)
That was Mark Slackmiller (?) and Steve Dallas from Bloom County. They got gay married because fuck the straights.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 10, 2021 05:42 PM (pyVNc)
>Is this were the man in the yellow hat slams his balls into Bill's partner's tight cuckhole?
Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 10, 2021 05:43 PM (2goRJ)
I'd bet the Zonker character's memories of what he did are a little fuzzy, too.
Sure, a guy of dubious sexuality who's constantly stoned is just the person you want to be watching your kids. What could possibly go wrong?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 10, 2021 05:43 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 10, 2021 05:43 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Whatchulookingat? at May 10, 2021 05:44 PM (jXzWd)
Weall will be paying for gender transfers
Posted by: Skip at May 10, 2021 05:44 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: dartist at May 10, 2021 05:44 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: wth at May 10, 2021 05:45 PM (v0R5T)
He started out on the Yale football team, pissing off quarterback B.D. because he was constantly stoned. When the group established Walden Commune, he moved there as the resident slacker, more or less sponging off his parents and still getting stoned. Then he eventually moved to LA to be a nanny to B.D. and Boopsie's child. Beyond that, I don't know.
And I'm embarrassed that I know that much about the damned strip.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 10, 2021 05:45 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: bluebell"
******
I guess that's why I understand the comments here versus other places.
Posted by: Cosda at May 10, 2021 05:45 PM (7LKyo)
They go for synergy with the Muslim book and the LGBTQWERTYUIOP bullshit.
"From The Top of My Mosque."
It would also teach kids about gravity, so it's also Science™. Wine moms ❤ Science™.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 10, 2021 05:45 PM (Uh2oA)
They are still firing rockets from Gaza.
Posted by: rd at May 10, 2021 05:45 PM (Z32m1)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 10, 2021 05:46 PM (5fSMX)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 10, 2021 05:46 PM (Uh2oA)
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Hell of a fullback.
Posted by: dartist at May 10, 2021 05:44 PM (+ya+t)
I thought that was B.D.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 10, 2021 05:46 PM (pyVNc)
Will they redefine what Puddinhead O'Biden is doing to the country as the fucking it is?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 10, 2021 05:46 PM (HaL55)
Sadly, they never met.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 10, 2021 05:47 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: Furious George
*attempts to make sense of a bill with "Maker's Mark" on it, repeatedly*
Posted by: The Miklosian Drinking lamp is Ever So Lit at May 10, 2021 05:47 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 10, 2021 05:47 PM (yBBnL)
Posted by: JROD at May 10, 2021 05:47 PM (0jZnq)
Posted by: Skip at May 10, 2021 05:39 PM
He was a tanning protege of George Hamilton, among other things.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 10, 2021 05:47 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 10, 2021 05:47 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Skip at May 10, 2021 05:48 PM (Cxk7w)
Top row book people and bottom row book people don't get along.
Posted by: callsign claymore at May 10, 2021 05:48 PM (kmF0y)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 10, 2021 05:47 PM (yBBnL)
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Me too!
Posted by: Weasel at May 10, 2021 05:48 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: bluebell at May 10, 2021 05:28 PM (wyw4S)
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Sorry I haven't cleaned in a while.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 10, 2021 05:48 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 10, 2021 05:46 PM
B.D. was the quarterback, IIRC.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 10, 2021 05:48 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 10, 2021 05:49 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: SFGoth at May 10, 2021 05:49 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 10, 2021 05:47 PM (JZT2F)
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I don't remember ever being in a comic strip.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 10, 2021 05:49 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 10, 2021 05:49 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 10, 2021 05:49 PM (YynYJ)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 10, 2021 05:42 PM (pyVNc)
--
It was a slippery slope from being Tess Turbo's video sex slave to gay marriage.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 10, 2021 05:50 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 10, 2021 05:50 PM (yBBnL)
>Apparently, sadly, Gwynnie isn't getting the stuffing banged out of her every night either. Some sort of cold play madness.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 10, 2021 05:51 PM (2goRJ)
Posted by: olddog in mo at May 10, 2021 05:52 PM (ju2Fy)
Posted by: kraken at May 10, 2021 05:52 PM (0KKyI)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 10, 2021 05:46 PM
B.D. was the quarterback, IIRC.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 10, 2021 05:48 PM (DMUuz)
Oh, right.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 10, 2021 05:53 PM (pyVNc)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 10, 2021 05:53 PM (yBBnL)
Posted by: Jewells45 at
*
Ha. There's an old blues song about it.
Ain't it a shame to take a drink on a Sunday
When you got Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday
Ain't it a shame
(and one of the verses is "beat your wife")
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at May 10, 2021 05:53 PM (NY/Dw)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 10, 2021 05:53 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: bluebell at May 10, 2021 05:28 PM
So you're wearing sequined prom dresses now, too?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 10, 2021 05:53 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: kraken at May 10, 2021 05:53 PM (0KKyI)
Posted by: Bob and Doug McKenzie, with toques at May 10, 2021 05:54 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Orwell Was An Optimist T-Shirts 30% Off! at May 10, 2021 05:54 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 10, 2021 05:54 PM (k39e/)
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 10, 2021 05:54 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at May 10, 2021 05:39 PM (O3VVw
Sorry Red Heads don't get tan lines. They get sun burn lines.
Posted by: Can't help myself at May 10, 2021 05:55 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Miklos, 80s Ska Kid at May 10, 2021 05:55 PM (QzkSJ)
"It's not fair."
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at May 10, 2021 05:55 PM (xopIz)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zonker_Harris
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, cosplaying Jordan Peterson at May 10, 2021 05:56 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 10, 2021 05:56 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Old Blue - Round Headed Bald Kid at May 10, 2021 05:56 PM (VNmG1)
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That's what makes them supreme. If you ever meet that rarity you'll understand.
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at May 10, 2021 05:56 PM (O3VVw)
Posted by: kraken at May 10, 2021 05:56 PM (0KKyI)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 10, 2021 05:50
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Minimum of four. Then switch hands for balance.
Posted by: Teh Elbow at May 10, 2021 05:56 PM (ju2Fy)
And went downhill, after that.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 10, 2021 05:56 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at May 10, 2021 05:57 PM (O3VVw)
Posted by: Skip at May 10, 2021 05:57 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at May 10, 2021 05:58 PM (xopIz)
Come on admit it, you've always been intrigued at the possibilities of an all female, POC remake of Prometheus?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 10, 2021 05:58 PM (E0ukh)
Posted by: Skip at May 10, 2021 05:57 PM (Cxk7w)
Oh, o.k. Thanks. I never read Doonesbury.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 10, 2021 05:58 PM (k39e/)
Rubio glowering down the hall, three men averting their eyes in supplication; the woman facing him should have one foot on the wall and it would be perfect.
https://is.gd/aTpbO5
Posted by: Braenyard at May 10, 2021 05:58 PM (oS5s6)
Posted by: Mongo at May 10, 2021 05:59 PM (D5GV3)
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Not at all, it's what they call "Keeping your Fluids Up".
Posted by: dartist at May 10, 2021 05:59 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: JROD at May 10, 2021 05:59 PM (0jZnq)
I'm surprised they don't just give up. "Well, we've got nobody who could win..."
Posted by: t-bird at May 10, 2021 06:00 PM (DMQdU)
Posted by: Moron Robbie
Kinda like putting foot outlines on the floor to teach you how and where to dance.
Posted by: Miklos, thinking K-Doe "Every Time She Cha-Cha-Cha" at May 10, 2021 06:00 PM (QzkSJ)
Isn't that the inequality of women that's being taken away?
Posted by: Socratease at May 10, 2021 06:00 PM (2GbWn)
Posted by: Archer at May 10, 2021 06:00 PM (gmo/4)
Allegedly a Hamas rocket landed on Temple Mount where a large fire was
seen. Be a damned shame if they blew up the Al-Aqsa mosque. Damned
shame. *snerk*
I agree. That would just be a turrible thing to happen.
Oh who am I kidding? BWAHHAAAHAAHAHAHAH!!!1!!1 Dipshits...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 10, 2021 06:00 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 10, 2021 06:01 PM (yBBnL)
I don't understand why these women don't just refuse to compete. Not much of a competition if he is the only entrant.
I know they work really hard for this but it is so patently unfair that coming in second or third is pretty meaningless.
And...how does anyone get that big without taking steroids. I thought those were illegal.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 10, 2021 06:01 PM (sd8p8)
Me: Black's Beach.
Dad: Let me know if you see one with three tits.
I had to wait for "Total Recall" for that.
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at May 10, 2021 06:02 PM (xopIz)
Posted by: Miklos
*
Hahaha. In the 90s I dated a girl who explained that they were nature's way of saying "pay attention to these places"
She used a different phrase, but this is a family joint.
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at May 10, 2021 06:02 PM (O3VVw)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 10, 2021 06:03 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 10, 2021 06:01 PM (sd8p
Maybe his doped-up trainer accidentally pissed on the food.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 10, 2021 06:03 PM (RS2U1)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at May 10, 2021 06:03 PM (xopIz)
Posted by: banana Dream at May 10, 2021 06:03 PM (RS2U1)
Yeah, that was it.
Posted by: Lance Armstrong at May 10, 2021 06:03 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Can't help myself at May 10, 2021 06:04 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Wade Hampton at May 10, 2021 06:04 PM (Su9Le)
Posted by: Skip at May 10, 2021 06:04 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 10, 2021 06:04 PM (yBBnL)
........
I saw one with FOUR tits, Dad! Two of 'em on her back!
Posted by: wth at May 10, 2021 06:04 PM (v0R5T)
I skipped the funnies that weren't funny. I think Doonesbury's purpose was to be "edgy" and "speak truth to power". I didn't get it at all back then, it just seemed dumb.
Posted by: t-bird at May 10, 2021 06:05 PM (ELgVT)
Posted by: JROD at May 10, 2021 06:05 PM (0jZnq)
Okay ... 'splain your lips, anti-tanning gurrrrl.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 10, 2021 06:05 PM (lOhfF)
Me: Black's Beach.
Dad: Let me know if you see one with three tits.
I had to wait for "Total Recall" for that.
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at May 10, 2021 06:02 PM (xo
Scenario today
Dad I saw one with two tits and a penis.
Posted by: Can't help myself at May 10, 2021 06:05 PM (2DOZq)
See how the Heshes compare to the Sheshes and vice versa.
Maybe a few Ladyboys worked into the line up with a couple of big, rug munching bull daggers and watch the sparks fly.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 10, 2021 06:06 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 10, 2021 06:06 PM (yBBnL)
https://tinyurl.com/frfeumdh
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Hey! You can't do that here! at May 10, 2021 06:07 PM (3QCF0)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 10, 2021 06:08 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 10, 2021 06:08 PM (PUmDY)
$20, same as in town.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 10, 2021 06:09 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 10, 2021 06:09 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 10, 2021 06:09 PM (sd8p8)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 10, 2021 06:09 PM (yBBnL)
https://tinyurl.com/frfeumdh
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Hey! You can't do that here! at May 10, 2021 06:07 PM (3QCF0)
Jalina Porter, I bet her hair smells nice.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 10, 2021 06:09 PM (RS2U1)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 10, 2021 06:09 PM (rdbLX)
Posted by: Ripley at May 10, 2021 06:10 PM (PTDkx)
Posted by: hogmartin at May 10, 2021 06:10 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 10, 2021 06:08 PM (PUmDY)
Health food crap to be avoided.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 10, 2021 06:10 PM (R/m4+)
Hey, this is the foreign policy that 81 million people voted* for.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 10, 2021 06:10 PM (E0ukh)
Imagine making a 'mistake' like that and keeping your career... I can't.
Posted by: t-bird at May 10, 2021 06:11 PM (ELgVT)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 10, 2021 06:08 PM (PUmDY)
$20, same as in town.
Posted by: hogmartin
The whole Bushel?
Posted by: Miklos, weighing at May 10, 2021 06:11 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 10, 2021 06:11 PM (yBBnL)
Posted by: JROD at May 10, 2021 06:12 PM (0jZnq)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 10, 2021 06:12 PM (sd8p8)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 10, 2021 06:12 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply Irredeemable at May 10, 2021 06:12 PM (Aashi)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 10, 2021 06:06
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Wymen's diving could be competive. Maybe?
Posted by: olddog in mo at May 10, 2021 06:12 PM (ju2Fy)
@11
Come on admit it, you've always been intrigued at the possibilities of an all female, POC remake of Prometheus?
would whoopi play the xenomorph?
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at May 10, 2021 06:13 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 10, 2021 06:13 PM (yBBnL)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 10, 2021 06:13 PM (Dc2NZ)
I don't understand what their ultimate goal is with this trans nonsense and forcing laws thru that allow little children elect to have therapies done to them on a whim but I'm sure eventually we'll find out. I know it won't change what i think and I know they don't care what I think.
I just think it's amusing for these ladies to whine and cry about how unfair it is and expect to once again get special treatment for their problem. All they have to do is begin to try and compete or accept the fact that all the years of our being told that women are equal in all things and yet still get special treatment were a lie and that during that time they weren't concerned much with the inequalities men were/are burdened with amd they gladly took those advantages and said nothing. Chickens, roost. Some assembly required.
Posted by: jakee308 at May 10, 2021 06:13 PM (dLws2)
Posted by: 40 Miles North at May 10, 2021 06:13 PM (uWF4x)
Posted by: olddog in mo at May 10, 2021 06:12 PM (ju2Fy)
Platform maybe. Not spring board.
Posted by: Can't help myself at May 10, 2021 06:13 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Gregoria Louganis at May 10, 2021 06:14 PM (QzkSJ)
And you should really make sure that everyone who looks like they might be the quinoa-eating type knows that.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 10, 2021 06:14 PM (t+qrx)
boy!
xe will need a lot of therapy when xe finds out you've been misgendering xer from before xe was born.
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at May 10, 2021 06:14 PM (v3pYe)
I think the girls doing the uneven parallel bars are safe from competition. No way I'm bouncing off the lower bar with my balls.
Posted by: t-bird at May 10, 2021 06:14 PM (ELgVT)
@11
Come on admit it, you've always been intrigued at the possibilities of an all female, POC remake of Prometheus?
would whoopi play the xenomorph?
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at May 10, 2021 06:13 PM (v3pYe)
AOC. Those teeth.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 10, 2021 06:14 PM (PiwSw)
Steve's coming out was almost certainly Berkely Breathed being silly. IIRC, it happened right before the Bloom County sequel strip ended. And when Steve Dallas reappeared in a new strip quite a while later, he was his old (straight) self.
As for Mark - for quite a while he claimed on his radio show to have a boyfriend, but his listeners (correctly) didn't believe him.
Posted by: junior at May 10, 2021 06:15 PM (X57ar)
Posted by: olddog in mo at May 10, 2021 06:12 PM (ju2Fy)
I was thinking more along the lines of Greco-Roman wrassling.
Junk grabbing allowed and all that.....mind the duct tape!
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 10, 2021 06:15 PM (R/m4+)
Really.... like buy and sell them. It's in the unwoke history books.
Posted by: torabora at May 10, 2021 06:15 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: t-bird at May 10, 2021 06:14 PM (ELgVT)
I was thinking the same thing about the balance beam.
Posted by: Can't help myself at May 10, 2021 06:15 PM (2DOZq)
Yes, Whoopi would work for the Xenomorph, Leslie Jones could easily play the Klingon Captain.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 10, 2021 06:15 PM (E0ukh)
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 10, 2021 06:16 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 10, 2021 06:13 PM (yBBnL)
Oh, I'm waiting to get there just so I can be there. This in-between stuff gets old.
But it'll be good to see you all down there too, you're welcome to visit any time.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 10, 2021 06:16 PM (t+qrx)
>> Trudeau drew up the very first frame.
True. Berke Breathed was a fan of Doonesbury, but unlike Doonesbury , Bloom County was actually funny.
Posted by: 40 Miles North at May 10, 2021 06:16 PM (uWF4x)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace
Is that the one with Gregory Hines in it, the famous tap dancer?
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....Outlaw in America at May 10, 2021 06:16 PM (tjZg/)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 10, 2021 06:01 PM (sd8p
Ah Sharon, you have to understand there is illegal and there is ILLEGAL!
The "illegal" stuff that the elites do has many many lawyerly caveats that provide clearly needed exceptions to the "rules"!
The "ILLEGAL" stuff you and I might even think about, has been analyzed by keen minds like that of SCCJ John Roberts and the parameters are defined so that there are NO exceptions for the kulaks!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 10, 2021 06:16 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 10, 2021 05:37 PM (2JVJo)
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Personally, I'm holding out for "Bi Curious George and the Bathhouse Adventure."
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 10, 2021 06:16 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: blaster at May 10, 2021 06:17 PM (ZfRYq)
I guess you could aim for "least splash" with a uniform dive, though. Just diving in and let a computer decide what the splash is.
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at May 10, 2021 06:17 PM (hqys6)
Indians Using Fake IDs with Donald Trump's Name to Thwart Lockdown
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 10, 2021 06:18 PM (nI1Kq)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace
Is that the one with Gregory Hines in it, the famous tap dancer?
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....Outlaw in America at May 10, 2021 06:16 PM (tjZg/)
It's on the same VHS tape, just before Ghostbusters, in the dim mists of my childhood. With the counters written in sharpie on the label.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 10, 2021 06:18 PM (t+qrx)
They had the problem of the three XY girls with "DSD", as it's called, dominating the 800, because you have to celebrate their lived experience. That opened the door for the weightlifter- as long as your testosterone levels are low (but still far higher than a woman's), you're in.
Posted by: t-bird at May 10, 2021 06:18 PM (vOGqy)
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at May 10, 2021 06:18 PM (hqys6)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 10, 2021 06:18 PM (yBBnL)
Is that the one with Gregory Hines in it, the famous tap dancer?
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....Outlaw in America
Nope - Sean Penn, Timothy Hutton, and Tom Cruise, and set at a military school in the South.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 10, 2021 06:18 PM (lOhfF)
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Nor do I. I know I refuse to watch, and I used to watch the Olympics a lot.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 10, 2021 06:18 PM (sWM8x)
Oh, I'm waiting to get there just so I can be there. This in-between stuff gets old.
But it'll be good to see you all down there too, you're welcome to visit any time.
Posted by: hogmartin
I he invites you to visit on a private jet with Bill Clinton, well....
Posted by: Miklos figures you could sue later at May 10, 2021 06:19 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Ben Had
If you say that enough times, he will magically appear in Texas!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....Outlaw in America at May 10, 2021 06:19 PM (tjZg/)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 10, 2021 06:19 PM (cSyAR)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 10, 2021 06:18 PM (lOhfF)
I just remember the part at the end when Cruise says ' THIS IS GREAAAAT !!!' . I think that's what he yelled.
Posted by: Can't help myself at May 10, 2021 06:20 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....Outlaw in America at May 10, 2021 06:16 PM (tjZg/)
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083169/?ref_=fn_al_tt_2
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 10, 2021 06:20 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 10, 2021 06:21 PM (yBBnL)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative.
No heel clicking, or it will be hundreds of miles away in Kansas!
Posted by: Miklos, and his little dog too at May 10, 2021 06:21 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 10, 2021 06:21 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars
Well, and George C. Scott at the beginning, but he dies early.
Yeah, I was just funnin' with Eris.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....Outlaw in America at May 10, 2021 06:22 PM (tjZg/)
Yeah, who does that?!? [Insert Krusty the Klown groan here.]
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 10, 2021 06:22 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 10, 2021 06:22 PM (sd8p8)
Yeah, who does that?!?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
Only on ONT nights.
Posted by: Imbibulated Miklos at May 10, 2021 06:24 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 10, 2021 06:24 PM (ErSvT)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 10, 2021 06:24 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: t-bird at May 10, 2021 06:24 PM (vOGqy)
Posted by: junior at May 10, 2021 06:24 PM (X57ar)
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Looks at glass. Looks at Gwyneth.
Yeah? Well, at least I didn't manufacture a candle that smells like my dick. Maybe you should drink more.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 10, 2021 06:25 PM (kTF2Z)
No medications and 2 Dr's visits ( for stitches) in all those years. Damn right I drink.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 10, 2021 06:25 PM (yBBnL)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 10, 2021 06:25 PM (sd8p8)
I call that liars' tax.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 10, 2021 06:25 PM (o89XP)
Posted by: Eromero at May 10, 2021 06:25 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Ben Had
......and then, he never left!!!
Yeah, I'm going to miss seein' old hogfartin every few months, but he's dad-blamed fixed on this here ideer of movin' to Texas!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....Outlaw in America at May 10, 2021 06:26 PM (tjZg/)
https://tinyurl.com/23h7tmky
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 10, 2021 06:27 PM (nxdel)
Could she possibly be more pretentious?
Nope. And this is one case where CBD is totally justified concerning maple syrup.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at May 10, 2021 06:30 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 10, 2021 06:16 PM (hOUT3)
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Good to see you comrade Commissar Hrothgar, I trust you are doing well?
One day may the parameters be defined for him.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 10, 2021 06:32 PM (oS5s6)
Posted by: klaftern at May 10, 2021 06:32 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 10, 2021 06:33 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: olddog in mo at May 10, 2021 06:12 PM (ju2Fy)
Nope - guys can do way more in diving.
The only possible competitive Olympic women sports with mixed genders would be rhythmic gymnastics (guys have a hard time being that flexible) and artistic gymnastics (balance beam and bars only - just b/c guys feet and balance would make the beam hard and the spacing between the bars would make the uneven bars hard b/c you get docked points every time your toes hit the other bar)...notice, I didn't mention equestrian b/c that is a mixed gender sport on purpose already b/c it's the horses who do the work...
Posted by: Nova local at May 10, 2021 06:38 PM (b1h2x)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 10, 2021 06:39 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Political McGuffin at May 10, 2021 06:41 PM (1MFjD)
Posted by: Scott at May 10, 2021 06:47 PM (32n5W)
Let's enforce insurrection laws and sentences.
President Desantis will know how to use that tool.
Posted by: MJ at May 10, 2021 06:52 PM (gAMkn)
Posted by: stv at May 10, 2021 07:40 PM (m4GYV)
Editorial note - There are no tigers in Africa. They are native to Asia. Today, the tiger's range is fragmented, stretching from Siberian temperate forests to subtropical and tropical forests on the Indian subcontinent and Sumatra.
Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at May 10, 2021 08:00 PM (EMi53)
Women need to stop doing women's sports and just let the transwomen compete with each other.
If the deck is stacked against you ladies, just quit.
Oh and change who you vote for.
Posted by: obsidian at May 11, 2021 10:02 AM (7+yqP)
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