More Fallout from Disastrous Jobs Report: Left Declares That The Only Problem Is That Democrats Aren't Spending <i>Enough</i> !

More Fallout from Disastrous Jobs Report: Left Declares That The Only Problem Is That Democrats Aren't Spending Enough !

The Left thinks they know what the problem is.

It's the same problem they always have when their plans and schemes fail catastrophically: We just didn't spend enough of money we don't have on our catastrophic plans and schemes.

Biden's Chief of Staff, archprogressive/nigh-communist Ron Klain -- who Redsteeze snarks is the actual president puppeteering Biden -- retweeted this claim, indicating it's what President Klain believes to be true.

President Klain seems to be blaming a shockingly low jobs report on the fact that the spending relief bill was not big enough https://t.co/tqbWrsIL1E
— Stephen L. Miller (@redsteeze) May 7, 2021

That's the Joe Biden of 50 years in Washington! If something isn't working just do more of it! https://t.co/Oc41vAGHqt
— Stephen L. Miller (@redsteeze) May 7, 2021

"Stutters" McGee slurred his way through a statement Klain wrote for him.

After having promised that victory over coronavirus and the depression it's caused would be a snap -- the only real problem was that Trump was (well, still is) president, and now he's gone -- Joe Biden now spins that of course this is going to be a long, difficult, Recovery Summer VIII type of problem.

LMAO Biden starts his speech about the jobs numbers by saying, "I want to put today's jobs report in perspective," says the report is another step in the economy showing "progress" since he took office, and proves why more money needs to be printed and injected into the economy. pic.twitter.com/5AJg3kd3pI
— Curtis Houck (@CurtisHouck) May 7, 2021

I love this: The jobs report was so unexpected that CNBC had to read it and re-read it to make sure it wasn't a mistake.

The April jobs report was so bad @CNBC had to double check the number to make sure they read it correctly. pic.twitter.com/I7AHf1jUP2
— Mike Berg (@MikeKBerg) May 7, 2021

The biggest miss by analysts in history:

Economists were hoping for a figure roughly 1 million jobs larger — making this the biggest miss, relative to expectations, in the history of the payrolls report. https://t.co/BjLqZN5Llk
— Axios (@axios) May 7, 2021

They get their one-million-jobs miss by taking the highest of the analysts' estimates, a gain of 1.25 million jobs, and comparing that to the 266,000 actually created.

This is a rare, rare instance of the media putting the most negative possible spin on a Democrat's failure.

But that's how big this is.

Get ready for the expected shift from "jobs created" to "Jobs created, saved, or funded!," as we saw under Obama.

Thanks NeverTrump -- and thank your billionaire leftwing funders for us, too!

pic.twitter.com/SFufxr3hOp
— KillYourEgo8888 (@KillYourEgo2020) May 7, 2021

By the way, the Corporate Karen wing of the party found a hill they're willing to die on, and you'll never guess what it is!

POTUS’ claim that “corporations aren’t paying their fair share” is beneath him. If a company earns a profit, it only goes 3 places: taxes, growing the company, &/or shareholders. $ to shareholders is ALSO taxed, taxing the profit TWICE. The “share” going to taxes includes both. https://t.co/D9NCC8JW0Z
— Senator Mitt Romney (@SenatorRomney) May 7, 2021

Posted by: Ace at 05:00 PM

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1 Wow

Posted by: Hawkpilot at May 07, 2021 04:00 PM (2UwGy)

2 Two firsts in one day...

Posted by: Hawkpilot at May 07, 2021 04:00 PM (2UwGy)

3 I'll go get 'em

Posted by: Hawkpilot at May 07, 2021 04:00 PM (2UwGy)

4 Is that how Trump got record low unemployment?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 07, 2021 04:01 PM (LvTSG)

5 Knew it when I saw the jobs report. Tailor-made for more socialism, Biden(Klain)-style.

Posted by: lizabth at May 07, 2021 04:02 PM (L3Rsz)

6 They're increasing the number of jobs from twenty grams of chocolate to ten grams of chocolate.

(I don't understand it, but I don't understand the metricsexual system anyway).

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Cryptid Anarchist at May 07, 2021 04:03 PM (Clxcy)

7 So are we gonna see some more of that sweet, sweet stimulus funny money?

Posted by: It's me donna at May 07, 2021 04:04 PM (Zmnko)

8 Yeah. Get rid of regulation- jobs surge.

Pile on regulation- jobs wilt.

Spend more money to our favored interest groups!

The problem gives them an excuse to do what they want to do anyway.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2021 04:05 PM (lmikk)

9 Senator Mitt Romney
@SenatorRomney
POTUS' claim that "corporations aren't paying their fair share" is beneath him. If a company earns a profit, it only goes 3 places: taxes, growing the company, &/or shareholders. $ to shareholders is ALSO taxed, taxing the profit TWICE. The "share" going to taxes includes both.

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Tax them 17 times. I don't care anymore. I'm willing to pay more for corporate product that I'm buying less and less of.

Also, fuck Romney for talking about Biden like he has any decency whatsoever. He's a creepy, lying, pervert who's made a fortune through "public service" while raising children with his own values that include incest, drug abuse, and corruption. Biden is scum.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 07, 2021 04:05 PM (LvTSG)

10 Jobs are signs of White Supremacy!

Posted by: The FNM at May 07, 2021 04:05 PM (DpkTQ)

11 I have an idea! With this abysmal jobs report lets import more unskilled workers!

Posted by: It's me donna at May 07, 2021 04:06 PM (Zmnko)

12 I'm going to guess that shortly they will adjust the jobs report to reflect the real number...which will be worse.

Consumer confidence is in the toilet...and now-a-days that is the most important statistic. It is reflected in every single facet of the economy.

Posted by: Orson at May 07, 2021 04:06 PM (pxqIJ)

13 It is like me asking you: do you have a tire iron? You hitting me over the head with it, then when I wake up you tell me: Got a tangerine?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2021 04:07 PM (lmikk)

14 Great gut-punch line by Mollie Hemingway.

Posted by: Homo Viator at May 07, 2021 04:07 PM (u9h5+)

15 The Left thinks they know what the problem is.

Insufficient cowbell?

Posted by: Doof at May 07, 2021 04:07 PM (mZUr4)

16 Shocking, just shocking. Paying people to stay home will result in people staying home and not working. Damn! I'm a genius!!

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 07, 2021 04:07 PM (nxdel)

17 So besides the almost impossibly ridiculous Mitt, with his tiny and relatively unimportant "issue", any GOP out there making hay with this horrible econonewz?

No?

Huh. Shocked. Nobody pointing out that idiotic, pointless C19 restrictions, and idiotic policies discouraging real energy development, are a lead blanket on the economy?

Has the GOP yet had Columbus Day replaced by Juneteenth? Wasn't that a thing? What is the GOP doing about systemic racism?

Posted by: rhomboid at May 07, 2021 04:07 PM (OTzUX)

18 Women actually lost jobs. Black unemployment is shooting back up to nearly pre-Trump levels.

Hey America, tired of losing yet?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 07, 2021 04:07 PM (uiux8)

19 Tax them 17 times. I don't care anymore. I'm willing to pay more for corporate product that I'm buying less and less of.

Also, fuck Romney for talking about Biden like he has any decency whatsoever. He's a creepy, lying, pervert who's made a fortune through "public service" while raising children with his own values that include incest, drug abuse, and corruption. Biden is scum.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 07, 2021 04:05 PM (LvTSG)

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Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 07, 2021 04:08 PM (2JVJo)

20 I told the Mrs when we were at lunch and Bai-Den was on TV they were worried. Imagine having to have him do impromptu. The scotch is flowing in DC tonight

Posted by: Only Context at May 07, 2021 04:08 PM (xEIoY)

21 Women actually lost jobs. Black unemployment is shooting back up to nearly pre-Trump levels.

Jesse Kelly put it best: Women managed to vote themselves back into the kitchen.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 07, 2021 04:08 PM (jOcSX)

22 If something isn't working just do more of it!

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Always reinforce failure.

- Every Great Field Marshal Ever

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 07, 2021 04:08 PM (VVEnO)

23 What a clusterfuck of a country we live in. People actually rooted for a shitty economy, and well, they have it now, but gosh darn it, they don't understand what could have happened.....

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 07, 2021 04:08 PM (jvt6t)

24 Hmmm. It's almost as if all those undocumented humans (ARE NOT ILLEGAL) aren't really coming here for jobs.

Posted by: wth at May 07, 2021 04:08 PM (v0R5T)

25 Ok, do we really want to do something about employment? Here is a simple list that would resolve the issue...
1) Send the illegals home, build the wall
2) End H1Bs
3) Require any company selling product in America to have at least 50% of its employees, measured by total salaries, located in the US.

Yes, nannies and heads of lettuce will cost more. Unemployment will also quickly race to 0%.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 07, 2021 04:08 PM (DpkTQ)

26 Here's some additional perspective. Right now 34% of all payments come from the government. That's a record high.
This report is just the canary in the coal mine. People are not working because the government pays them more to be sloths. You have a country being overrun by illegal immigrants who will be stealing jobs from people who can least afford them. You have a government looking to raise taxes on corporations and productive people. You have a regulatory environment that is planning on a brand new siege. You have inflation that is going to rise in a historic way. You have future demand that has been pushed forward for no reason other then the government funded it. Of course they want to spend more, that's the only way to keep the music playing

Posted by: Marcus T at May 07, 2021 04:08 PM (VpIIl)

27 Hey America, tired of losing yet?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 07, 2021 04:07 PM (uiux

No mean tweets!

Posted by: NTs at May 07, 2021 04:08 PM (lmikk)

28 You want to be with Mollie Hemingway is the alternate title to Tales of Brave Ulysses.

Posted by: Only Context at May 07, 2021 04:09 PM (xEIoY)

29 The Dems can't say that there are almost 2 million jobs to be had but people aren't applying for them. It's similar in it's ridiculousness to their other favorite contradiction.

America is the fattest nation in the world.

A large percentage of the nation goes to bed hungry.

Posted by: Can't help myself at May 07, 2021 04:09 PM (2DOZq)

30
As you can see, class, as we increase the heat the water freezes faster.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 07, 2021 04:10 PM (mht8P)

31 Yeah, it's "beneath" the longtime toxic buffoon who said Republicans wanted to put blacks "back in chains" during a presidential campaign to burble an old stupid Dem policy "idea".

Romney really has become almost as loathsome as he is pathetic. Not an easy thing to do.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 07, 2021 04:10 PM (OTzUX)

32 22
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Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 07, 2021 04:08 PM (2JVJo)

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*refrains from book plug, because I'm just too big for that sort of thing*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 07, 2021 04:10 PM (LvTSG)

33 I'm sick and tired of the middle class not paying their fair share!! I'm sick and tired of Trump voting insurrectionists white people walking around free!!

Posted by: Commisar of Common Sense Universal Mandatory Sodomy for your Sons at May 07, 2021 04:10 PM (WSkUC)

34 Make no mistake... Romney will not be fighting very hard for it... there is never a hill to die on for any cuck. The thrill is in forever retreating to the corner to watch.

Posted by: Inogame at May 07, 2021 04:10 PM (53oGX)

35 I think we need a new term -- "jobs not yet destroyed."

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 07, 2021 04:10 PM (zEK/W)

36 * Meant, the government is now responsible for 34% of all household income.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 07, 2021 04:10 PM (VpIIl)

37 Also, fuck Romney for talking about Biden like he has any decency whatsoever. He's a creepy, lying, pervert who's made a fortune through "public service" while raising children with his own values that include incest, drug abuse, and corruption. Biden is scum.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 07, 2021 04:05 PM (LvTSG)

I'm still waiting for that celebrated decency to show up.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 07, 2021 04:10 PM (cSyAR)

38 It is going to be fascinating to watch a 1930s grade full on economic Depression, running in a High-Tech, High-Speed digital era.

Bad news at the speed of (gas)light, 24/7. And at least two full generations lacking some of the most basic of life skills such as cooking, sewing, mending, building, cultivating, harvesting.

So many circles begging to be squared, and with a societal blast radius that's going to make Hiroshima look puny. Go long on popcorn and real estate. But mostly, real estate.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 07, 2021 04:11 PM (QzJWU)

39 America is the fattest nation in the world.

A large percentage of the nation goes to bed hungry.
Just because I ate 4 KFC double stacks doesn't mean I'm full.

Posted by: Michael Moore at May 07, 2021 04:11 PM (DpkTQ)

40 Oh la.

Posted by: Darth Randall at May 07, 2021 04:11 PM (3TihK)

41 34 Yeah, it's "beneath" the longtime toxic buffoon who said Republicans wanted to put blacks "back in chains" during a presidential campaign to burble an old stupid Dem policy "idea".

Romney really has become almost as loathsome as he is pathetic. Not an easy thing to do.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 07, 2021 04:10 PM (OTzUX)

=========

I never thought he would be this completely worthless and destructive.

I've learned from that mistake.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at May 07, 2021 04:11 PM (LvTSG)

42 I do like how the Carters transmorgified into actual fucking goblins Portrait of Dorian Gray like before dying.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 07, 2021 04:11 PM (H5knJ)

43 Billionaire employment still at 100%!

Posted by: 29Victor at May 07, 2021 04:11 PM (BJKQV)

44 So are we gonna see some more of that sweet, sweet stimulus funny money?
I got a letter from the President-Select in the mail today. IIRIC, it says I have more stimulation coming.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 07, 2021 04:11 PM (HaL55)

45 It's all smoke and mirrors until the smoke and mirrors stop smoking and mirroring.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 07, 2021 04:12 PM (R/m4+)

46 Just a little over 100 days into this clusterfuck and look at the damage done. No telling what the next 100 will bring but I doubt it will be good.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 07, 2021 04:12 PM (u4cEh)

47 Left Declares That The Only Problem Is That Democrats Aren't Spending Enough !

I'm positive I know their angle on this. They want to put the country on a WW II style command economy. If they get to the end of the playbook - you're looking at rationing. Sacrifices of all sorts wrapped up in "patriotic" terms. Oh - and any dicks like me with skills they want ? Don't even think about not being "down with the struggle" and working where and when they dictate.

If they get their way - we're looking at a perpetual "War on This" and "Crusade against That". I am absolutely certain of it.

Posted by: Like A Rock at May 07, 2021 04:12 PM (9ls8w)

48
Keep digging Senile Joe, I sure there's a pony under that pile of shit you call an economy.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 07, 2021 04:12 PM (EERbD)

49 I'm not going back to work any time soon with the amount of money the government is paying me. It's beyond stupid to give away this money. My 81 year old mother got a total of $3200 for Covid relief. WTF ?

Posted by: Can't help myself at May 07, 2021 04:13 PM (2DOZq)

50 Racing 'cross the heavens
Straight into the dawn
Looking like a comet
Slicing through the morn
Scorching the horizon
Blazing to the land
Now he's here amongst us
The age of fire's at hand

Posted by: SCOD at May 07, 2021 04:13 PM (KAi1n)

51 28 Ok, do we really want to do something about employment? Here is a simple list that would resolve the issue...
1) Send the illegals home, build the wall
2) End H1Bs
3) Require any company selling product in America to have at least 50% of its employees, measured by total salaries, located in the US.

Pull the other one, dude.

Yeah, good ideas (though I'm not sure about the metric on the last one), never happen.

Posted by: JEM at May 07, 2021 04:13 PM (8erNz)

52 In their defense, it is raining today...

Posted by: garrett at May 07, 2021 04:13 PM (UMMYs)

53 Remember Texas if/when you leave the union you don't have to take any Biden-debt

Posted by: 18-1 at May 07, 2021 04:13 PM (DpkTQ)

54 Went by my first house yesterday. 16% interest rate on my mortgage. Only cost 40K, but had to work Boko overtime to pay. The Reagan saved us.

Posted by: redenzo at May 07, 2021 04:13 PM (E7vND)

55 The real problem is these damned Grassrooters who refuse to learn to code.

Posted by: garrett at May 07, 2021 04:13 PM (UMMYs)

56 A deep Alabama coal mine would be a fine place for Local to visit, fine.

Posted by: Only Context at May 07, 2021 04:14 PM (xEIoY)

57 Is there a summer of recovery coming soon?

Posted by: dantesed at May 07, 2021 04:14 PM (193FS)

58 48 I got a letter from the President-Select in the mail today. IIRIC, it says I have more stimulation coming.
read more closely. it's telling you that he graciously sent you that stimulus money you got a couple of months ago and that it's trump's fault that he only sent you $1400 apiece instead of the $2000 he promised.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at May 07, 2021 04:15 PM (v3pYe)

59 Corporate taxes is not about "fairness", it is about finding a new vein to tap to suck the life out of the economy.

All tax schemes revert to revenue maximization for the state and have nothing to do with fairness.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 07, 2021 04:15 PM (zEK/W)

60 This clusterfuck isn't Meat Puppet's fault. He has no idea what day it is. Even in his prime he was an idiot.

Romney is at fault. McCarthy is at fault. GOPe "leadership" all need to go. America needs Republicans to become an opposition party, and to do that we need to get rid of the grifter class.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 07, 2021 04:15 PM (uiux8)

61 If they get their way - we're looking at a perpetual "War on This" and "Crusade against That". I am absolutely certain of it.
Posted by: Like A Rock

Da comrade! If we all just work a little harder, where and how they want, our time in the gulags will be short and not too painful.

Posted by: Stakhanovites of the World, Unite Harder! at May 07, 2021 04:15 PM (KAi1n)

62 Every jobs report for the foreseeable will be pretty much a Win-Win for the Biden Regime, as reported by our Media.

Bad jobs report: Trump dug us a hole deeper than we believed, so give me a break here, folks; I am confident my formula will work but obviously we need to spend MOAR money on jobs programs to fully recover.

Good jobs report: I (Biden) obviously have found the formula that is getting us out of the hole Trump put us in; but to make sure we don't falter now in getting everyone a good union job, we need to spend MOAR money on jobs programs.

Posted by: Gref at May 07, 2021 04:15 PM (AMIL/)

63 America is the fattest nation in the world.

No doubt. When I did my show last weekend I could NOT believe how many overweight women were there. I don't mean lose a few pounds overweight.. obese..morbidly obese. Many had a hard time walking they were so fat.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 07, 2021 04:15 PM (nxdel)

64 64 Is there a summer of recovery coming soon?
always

Posted by: Fusion Power is Only 20 Years Away at May 07, 2021 04:15 PM (v3pYe)

65 Left Declares That The Only Problem Is That Democrats Aren't Spending Enough !

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That was Hitler's problem, not evil enough.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 07, 2021 04:16 PM (VVEnO)

66 I need to look for a picture of Yanet Garcia. Pictures of Yanet Garcia make me smile.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 07, 2021 04:16 PM (cSyAR)

67 It will be a cold day in hell before I sign on to another stimulus package that is more than $3T. But we can all be reasonable and agree to $1.9T.

- Mitch

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 07, 2021 04:17 PM (4A0e9)

68 55 28 Ok, do we really want to do something about employment? Here is a simple list that would resolve the issue...
1) Send the illegals home, build the wall
2) End H1Bs
3) Require any company selling product in America to have at least 50% of its employees, measured by total salaries, located in the US.

Pull the other one, dude.

Yeah, good ideas (though I'm not sure about the metric on the last one), never happen.
Posted by: JEM at May 07, 2021 04:13 PM (8erNz)

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Yeah, if you mean 50% of total salary expenditure must be to US employees, then they'll just lard up the C-Suite and managerial classes, and everything below that will go overseas.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 07, 2021 04:17 PM (CAJOC)

69 Posted by: Jewells45 at May 07, 2021 04:15 PM (nxdel)

According to the Left they go to bed hungry.

Posted by: Can't help myself at May 07, 2021 04:17 PM (2DOZq)

70 hmmm, guess that 100,000 jobs that Biden liquidated at the beginning of his regime might have been helpful.

Posted by: nuke it from orbit at May 07, 2021 04:17 PM (XjOU1)

71 Posted by: Gref at May 07, 2021 04:15 PM (AMIL/)

Gref gets it.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 07, 2021 04:17 PM (H3XYS)

72 I'm sorry I don't know who this POTUS is you speak of.

Posted by: ... at May 07, 2021 04:17 PM (uEbPt)

73 The American Rescue Plan
*coughbullshitcough*

Posted by: wth at May 07, 2021 04:17 PM (v0R5T)

74 "far below expectations"?

Expectations by who? Who the fuck was sitting there thinking, yes, this is going to create All The Jobs? 'Cause it sure as fuck wasn't me.

Posted by: Vanya at May 07, 2021 04:18 PM (gAFsE)

75
You know, it's the freaking TWENTY FIRST CENTURY,

and the Democrats and Zhou Bai Dinh's acting like it's the Great Depression and are still going to force the country into olde-timey bullshit graft-filled discredited solutions from the 19th Century.

Old, worn-out, out of date, out of time, head full of Dust Bunnies dumb fuck as Preezy.

Sad.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 07, 2021 04:18 PM (EERbD)

76 Romney is at fault. McCarthy is at fault. GOPe "leadership" all need to go. America needs Republicans to become an opposition party, and to do that we need to get rid of the grifter class.
Posted by: Huck Follywood

There ya go! The first step on the road to enlightenment is using the active voice in the first person (singular and plural).

WE need to [verb]. Then end the need; attain the goal.

Posted by: SFGoth at May 07, 2021 04:19 PM (KAi1n)

77 Part of the cause of the lumber inflation is the lack of workers.

Posted by: Can't help myself at May 07, 2021 04:19 PM (2DOZq)

78 Does mushroom brain have a single, solitary clue?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 07, 2021 04:19 PM (cSyAR)

79 It's an oft repeated theme here, but 16 months ago we had the best economy ever for free. And now we have already, and plan, to spend multiple trillions for less effect. America went to sleep and woke up in an alley, ass fucked and with amnesia I guess.

Posted by: Only Context at May 07, 2021 04:19 PM (xEIoY)

80
Yeah, if you mean 50% of total salary expenditure must be to US employees, then they'll just lard up the C-Suite and managerial classes, and everything below that will go overseas.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 07, 2021 04:17 PM (CAJOC)

___________

No one should underestimate our importance in enhancing shareholder value.

Posted by: Marketing Fags at May 07, 2021 04:19 PM (mht8P)

81 It's time for Monty to come back.

Posted by: Bosk at May 07, 2021 04:19 PM (SWbVS)

82 > A large percentage of the nation goes to bed hungry.

BA BA BA BULLSHIT!

Those numbers are juiced to hell and back by adding in people who have plenty of good quality food, but the VARIETY is lacking. Pretty much the only people going hungry are the poor people who are too crazy and or drugged up to care for themselves, or the poor dependents of same.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 07, 2021 04:19 PM (i0wNm)

83 That was Hitler's problem, not evil enough.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 07, 2021 04:16 PM (VVEnO)

The Diet Coke of Evil!!

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 07, 2021 04:19 PM (jvt6t)

84 58 Went by my first house yesterday. 16% interest rate on my mortgage. Only cost 40K, but had to work Boko overtime to pay. The Reagan saved us.

I remember those days. Only 16%? I can't recall exactly. But our first was $347K.

Posted by: JEM at May 07, 2021 04:20 PM (8erNz)

85 >>Expectations by who? Who the fuck was sitting there thinking, yes, this is going to create All The Jobs?

Well, Spring is a time we expect the Seasonal Jobs to start creeping into the report.
Add in the Covid Restrictions expiring across numerous States and the Hopium these people all smoke, which blinds them to the reality of their policies...

and there are your 'Expectations'.

Posted by: garrett at May 07, 2021 04:20 PM (UMMYs)

86 Real Bidenism has never been tried!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 07, 2021 04:20 PM (VVEnO)

87 No doubt. When I did my show last weekend I could NOT believe how many overweight women were there. I don't mean lose a few pounds overweight.. obese..morbidly obese. Many had a hard time walking they were so fat.
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 07, 2021 04:15 PM (nxdel)

I can't snark at fat people, because I am one. But I do like seeing a real, full-on, too-heavy-for-the-Hoveround, gravy-sweating, grits-pocked chubbo come by, because I can at least look and think, "OK, I'm a fat bastard, but at least I'm not THAT bad!"

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 07, 2021 04:20 PM (2JVJo)

88 During the Great Depression people would have killed to get a job flipping burgers.

Posted by: Can't help myself at May 07, 2021 04:20 PM (2DOZq)

89 Only Context, correct - even understated - and one of the reasons I will never view the country the same way again (obviously there are several).

Posted by: rhomboid at May 07, 2021 04:21 PM (OTzUX)

90 read more closely. it's telling you that he graciously sent you that
stimulus money you got a couple of months ago and that it's trump's
fault that he only sent you $1400 apiece instead of the $2000 he
promised.
Hence the "if I read it correctly" caveat. The letter (written in crayon by his very own hand. That's going on the front of the fridge right now!.) said I had been issued funds via DD within 7 of the letter, dated yesterday.
I shall see what happens, if anything.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 07, 2021 04:21 PM (HaL55)

91 84 It's an oft repeated theme here, but 16 months ago we had the best economy ever for free. And now we have already, and plan, to spend multiple trillions for less effect. America went to sleep and woke up in an alley, ass fucked and with amnesia I guess.

Oh, no, they willingly handed over as close to a perfect economy as we've seen in decades because MEAN TWEETS (and vote fraud).

Posted by: JEM at May 07, 2021 04:21 PM (8erNz)

92 I was out and about most of the day today - every place I went past had 'help wanted' signs.

Signs of the times indeed.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 07, 2021 04:21 PM (Rvt88)

93 I like this guy Joe.

First he comes by and sticks his finger up my old ladies ass. She loved it!

Now he is taking my place as worst president ever.

Posted by: Jimmy Carter, 2nd Worst President Ever at May 07, 2021 04:21 PM (R/m4+)

94 My tax assessment went up $103K from last year... winning!!!
***sobs***

Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at May 07, 2021 04:21 PM (UUBmN)

95 Has RedSteeze walked back his claim that Ashley Babbitt deserved to be murdered? Because that's a pretty large red flag.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 07, 2021 04:22 PM (y7DUB)

96 I see a VAT floating to the surface real soon.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 07, 2021 04:22 PM (u4cEh)

97 Corporate taxes is not about "fairness", it is about finding a new vein to tap to suck the life out of the economy.

All tax schemes revert to revenue maximization for the state and have nothing to do with fairness.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest

Oh, not even that. I'm sure the ubercorps will be able to hedge themselves and absorb the blow. Their smaller competitors? Crushed. Utterly.
Name of the game is protect your own.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: No Blood for Congress! at May 07, 2021 04:22 PM (OUMaO)

98 Real Bidenism has never been tried!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 07, 2021 04:20 PM (VVEnO)

Okay, I laughed.....bitterly.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 07, 2021 04:22 PM (EERbD)

99 So, as bad as this job report is, what are the odds it will be revised downward next month?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 07, 2021 04:22 PM (CAJOC)

100
Teenage boys will eat any food not nailed down. Of course they go to bed hungry.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 07, 2021 04:22 PM (mht8P)

101 I go to bed hungry a lot.

It's one of the many ways I keep from getting obese.

Posted by: garrett at May 07, 2021 04:23 PM (UMMYs)

102 It's beyond stupid to give away this money. My 81 year old mother got a total of $3200 for Covid relief. WTF ?
Posted by: Can't help myself at May 07, 2021 04:13 PM (2DOZq)
.......

My 89 year old Mom got a bunch of dough, too. Thing is, she didn't need it. She's on SS, VA benefit, and a pension from her nursing career.

Posted by: wth at May 07, 2021 04:23 PM (v0R5T)

103 Only in the mind of a leftist can the US have both an obesity epidemic and millions going hungry at night.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 07, 2021 04:23 PM (4A0e9)

104 The real "accomplishment" of these idiots - and the Americans who voted for them - may be they took the most spring-loaded powerful automatic recovery process in history, coming off a completely artificial (and disastrously ill-advised) shut-down of the hottest modern economy ever, and turned it into this.

The "baseline" right now should be straight up, limited only by the vestigial idiocy of the new feds and some states with their baseless disastrous virus restrictions.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 07, 2021 04:23 PM (OTzUX)

105 93 I like this guy Joe.

First he comes by and sticks his finger up my old ladies ass. She loved it!

Now he is taking my place as worst president ever.

Posted by: Jimmy Carter, 2nd Worst President Ever at May 07, 2021 04:21 PM (R/m4+)

Man, you guys are racist to forget me!
-Barry Sortero

Posted by: Inogame at May 07, 2021 04:24 PM (53oGX)

106 It identifies as a GREAT jobs report. So stop spreading disinformation, Putinbots.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 07, 2021 04:24 PM (7X3UV)

107 This Four Letter Report is really going to put a damper on The Big Guy's weekend, I am sure.

Posted by: garrett at May 07, 2021 04:24 PM (UMMYs)

108 Unfortunately Trump was President for the first Covid relief and another 7 trillion added to the debt. He should have known better.

Posted by: Can't help myself at May 07, 2021 04:24 PM (2DOZq)

109 101 I go to bed hungry a lot.

It's one of the many ways I keep from getting obese.
Posted by: garrett

I thought it your poor fishing skills.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 07, 2021 04:24 PM (W2Pud)

110 Only in the mind of a leftist can the US have both an obesity epidemic and millions going hungry at night.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 07, 2021 04:23 PM (4A0e9)

Isn't that one of the side effects of eating lots of sugar and carbs? You get hungry faster?

Posted by: Vanya at May 07, 2021 04:24 PM (gAFsE)

111 I actually listened to the Senile Sockpuppet in that clip; of course he did his "you gonna believe your lying eyes?" retard laugh when he related how couldn't believe people were actually saying these shitty jobs numbers were shitty.

Fucking loon.

Posted by: spindrift at May 07, 2021 04:25 PM (h5TKJ)

112 Teenage boys will eat any food not nailed down. Of course they go to bed hungry.

B'Boy^2 didn't get full until he was 20 years old. Growing up, his favorite toy was the refrigerator.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 07, 2021 04:25 PM (HaL55)

113 heh.
The Trump stimulus still hasn't been spent yet. There are a shit ton of wooden nickels rolling around D-tard ashtrays waiting to bail out union pension funds and bankrupt states and municipalities.
Wait until those #'s show up in jobs reports.

3. Profit!!

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 07, 2021 04:25 PM (7Fj9P)

114 Has RedSteeze walked back his claim that Ashley Babbitt deserved to be murdered? Because that's a pretty large red flag.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 07, 2021 04:22 PM (y7DUB)

=======================
Did he really say such an appalling thing? Holy crap.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 07, 2021 04:25 PM (uiux8)

115 >>I thought it your poor fishing skills.

Please.
That's one thing I have absolutely no modesty about.

Posted by: garrett at May 07, 2021 04:25 PM (UMMYs)

116
Isn't that one of the side effects of eating lots of sugar and carbs? You get hungry faster?
Posted by: Vanya at May 07, 2021 04:24 PM (gAFsE)

____________

The way not to be hungry is not to eat food that makes you hungry.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 07, 2021 04:26 PM (mht8P)

117 Well I got no stimulus checks. too rich per Democrat standards. Bonus: for 2021 and the future the $2k child tax credit has been removed for anyone making more than $75k( 150k married) in order to give those making under that amount an extra $1600.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 07, 2021 04:26 PM (4A0e9)

118 Kamala is the most prolific job creator we've ever had.

Posted by: ... at May 07, 2021 04:26 PM (uEbPt)

119 Cruz had a funny line: For God's sake don't tell the Dems what number comes after trillion!

Posted by: Desultory joe at May 07, 2021 04:26 PM (L9P9s)

120 read more closely. it's telling you that he graciously sent you that stimulus money you got a couple of months ago and that it's trump's fault that he only sent you $1400 apiece instead of the $2000 he promised.
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at May 07, 2021 04:15 PM (v3pYe)

--------------------------------

I got one of those letters. It's worse than that, actually. He says "I promised $2,000. Combining the $1400 I sent out with the $600 you got in December, that's $2000, so I kept my promise". He's actually taking credit for money that went out under Trump.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 07, 2021 04:26 PM (CAJOC)

121 Will we at least get some nifty highway signs about all the new jobs?

Posted by: ... at May 07, 2021 04:26 PM (uEbPt)

122 I just ate and I'm already hungry!

Posted by: Stacey Abrams at May 07, 2021 04:26 PM (UMMYs)

123 So, I am going to vent a bit, since it's past 100.

I have a freelance client I've worked with every month since their company started. 17 years. The company deals with entertainment technology, so it has been struggling. I have stuck with them through good times and bad and suddenly, with no warning, I get this dismissive email from my contact there that basically says "FOAD."

They are probably on the verge of going out of business but WTH? Can't one even be polite?

/moral of the story? Never work for teh gayz.

Posted by: shibumi at May 07, 2021 04:27 PM (b57kA)

124 Yeah back when I sometimes glanced at him, redsteeze seemed to suffer from this bizarre epidemic of Trump-aversion, based on nothing important or interesting. It was/is a pandemic of unseriousness, people having one of the most effective (and transparent, and easily the hardest working) president in their lifetimes - and doing a Princess and the Pea act about minor things, or made-up things.

He has some wit, but meh.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 07, 2021 04:27 PM (OTzUX)

125 I do not have the words to describe that unique hunger you get as an active teenage dude. It's like you are hungry in your bones.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2021 04:27 PM (lmikk)

126 121 Will we at least get some nifty highway signs about all the new jobs?
Posted by: ... at May 07, 2021 04:26 PM (uEbPt)

If I recall, didn't one of those panels of the signs have a moiety that looked like a virus?

Posted by: Thrawn at May 07, 2021 04:28 PM (Enc9Y)

127 My 89 year old Mom got a bunch of dough, too. Thing is, she didn't need it. She's on SS, VA benefit, and a pension from her nursing career.
Posted by: wth at May 07, 2021 04:23 PM (v0R5T)

Nobody in our household needed it. Mom's got her SS and school district pension, and hubs, son & I never stopped going to work. The only "hardship" we had was I was furloughed one day a month for a while.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 07, 2021 04:28 PM (Ez6QX)

128 My 89 year old Mom got a bunch of dough, too. Thing is, she didn't need it. She's on SS, VA benefit, and a pension from her nursing career.
Posted by: wth at May 07, 2021 04:23 PM (v0R5T)

Same with my mom. The Covid relief was sold as assistance to those who lost their jobs or income directly as a result of the pandemic and the shutdown.

Posted by: Can't help myself at May 07, 2021 04:28 PM (2DOZq)

129 My 89 year old Mom got a bunch of dough, too. Thing is, she didn't need it. She's on SS, VA benefit, and a pension from her nursing career.
Posted by: wth

Hell, I got it also - retired, SSI, pension, investment income. I don't need a thing.

Huge waste of $$ - but we all knew that.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 07, 2021 04:29 PM (Rvt88)

130 The hysterical overreaction to the Chyna Flu, which gained unstoppable momentum in April of 2020 cannot be dismissed as probably the primary contributing factor to this implosion.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 07, 2021 04:29 PM (W4eKo)

131 114 Has RedSteeze walked back his claim that Ashley Babbitt deserved to be murdered? Because that's a pretty large red flag.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 07, 2021 04:22 PM (y7DUB)

=======================
Did he really say such an appalling thing? Holy crap.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 07, 2021 04:25 PM (uiux

Yep. I heard it somewhere and thought "that can't be right" and went to his Twitter feed and Voila. It was even expressed in a more prickish manner than I've already described. It was a cold slap in the face.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 07, 2021 04:29 PM (y7DUB)

132 I got one of those letters. It's worse than that, actually. He says "I promised $2,000. Combining the $1400 I sent out with the $600 you got in December, that's $2000, so I kept my promise". He's actually taking credit for money that went out under Trump.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 07, 2021 04:26 PM (CAJOC)

"Yes, I said I would give you a raise. But since your old job didn't charge you for parking and you would have made less if they had, you made more, so I figure that covers it. Right?"

Posted by: Vanya at May 07, 2021 04:29 PM (gAFsE)

133 > Only in the mind of a leftist can the US have both an obesity epidemic and millions going hungry at night.

They have florid and extensive arguments to square that circle. Basically, poor people can't afford healthy food, and the evil whitey CURSE HIM doesn't build Whole Foods in poor neighborhoods, therefore food deserts. That forces the poor to buy cupcakes at 7-11 instead of kale at Trader Joe's.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 07, 2021 04:29 PM (i0wNm)

134 That Milt Rombley. What a man of the people.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 07, 2021 04:29 PM (Bmy3R)

135 >>Huge waste of $$ - but we all knew that.

I'm. Right. Fucking. Here.

Posted by: Cash For Clunkers at May 07, 2021 04:30 PM (UMMYs)

136 127 Nobody in our household needed it. Mom's got her SS and school district
pension, and hubs, son I never stopped going to work. The only
"hardship" we had was I was furloughed one day a month for a while.
it was your patriotic duty to recklessly spend it on frivolous stuff to stimulate the economy. you are patriotic, aren't you?

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at May 07, 2021 04:31 PM (sGtp+)

137 Where's our $600 in California you were garmouthing about huh Newsom?

Posted by: California Residents at May 07, 2021 04:31 PM (WSkUC)

138 So called COVID relief is what fueled recent consumer purchases. It put a lot of money in pockets that doesn't need them. That was the plan. Those are people who will mostly burn that cash on purchases to artificially inflate everything from purchases to consumer sentiment. The markets haven't reacted to it yet because they strongly beleive more feee money is coming.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 07, 2021 04:32 PM (h2OUV)

139 it was your patriotic duty to recklessly spend it on frivolous stuff to stimulate the economy. you are patriotic, aren't you?
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at May 07, 2021 04:31 PM (sGtp+)

I bought gun stuff and crypto with it. Side plates for the AR500 vest and some Etherium.

Posted by: Vanya at May 07, 2021 04:32 PM (gAFsE)

140 138 So called COVID relief is what fueled recent consumer purchases. It put a lot of money in pockets that doesn't need them. That was the plan. Those are people who will mostly burn that cash on purchases to artificially inflate everything from purchases to consumer sentiment. The markets haven't reacted to it yet because they strongly beleive more feee money is coming.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 07, 2021 04:32 PM (h2OUV)

I strongly believe more free money is coming.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at May 07, 2021 04:32 PM (z5Vrg)

141 104 The real "accomplishment" of these idiots - and the Americans who voted for them - may be they took the most spring-loaded powerful automatic recovery process in history, coming off a completely artificial (and disastrously ill-advised) shut-down of the hottest modern economy ever, and turned it into this.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 07, 2021 04:23 PM (OTzUX)

The Trump Economy had to be de-railed, by any means, because too many the blacks and Hispanics were leaving the Democrat Plantation, and the boom in the Red States was making the Blue State and Cities Economic Model look like a loser to everyone with an IQ higher than 11.

Posted by: Gref at May 07, 2021 04:32 PM (AMIL/)

142 Joe's friends are the nicest people.

Israel 'not a country, but a terrorist base against Paletstine', says Iran's Ayatollah Khamenei

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 07, 2021 04:33 PM (VVEnO)

143 bonk bonk on da head

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 07, 2021 04:33 PM (vuisn)

144 I didn't get any stimulus money and still haven't received my small tax refund .

Posted by: Can't help myself at May 07, 2021 04:34 PM (2DOZq)

145 The democrats are a bunch of cum guzzling dick shammies that can't wait until they can taste more of that sweet, sweet, Biden jizz and will proudly and loudly claim that things are just fine.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 07, 2021 04:34 PM (jvt6t)

146 I bought gun stuff and crypto with it. Side plates for the AR500 vest and some Etherium.
Posted by: Vanya

I purchased a fair amount of Unobtainium but wow, I really had to search for it.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 07, 2021 04:34 PM (Rvt88)

147 122 I just ate and I'm already hungry!

But did you have to eat the whole herd?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 07, 2021 04:34 PM (Bmy3R)

148
Posted by: Jimmy Carter, 2nd Worst President Ever

Jimmuh, I once briefly thought you were the Worst Ever. Then I thought about Buchanan and you moved up to no worse than second.

Then there's the idiot who started the 1812 War and you're doing a little better.

Then we got Forever War Bush and Barack the Malevolent and you're barely in the bottom five now. Then this guy.

You're moving up the charts, dude. By later standards...can we just stick you back in office now?

Posted by: JEM at May 07, 2021 04:34 PM (8erNz)

149
Old and busted: "Nobody tell Obama what a quadrillion is."

New hotness: "Nobody tell Biden what a quintillion is."

Posted by: ShainS at May 07, 2021 04:34 PM (c3dw6)

150 In my travels around my AO, I see nothing but "hiring" signs all over the place, everywhere.

I guess folks have said "fuck it". Free Shit Rules!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 07, 2021 04:34 PM (R/m4+)

151
Israel 'not a country, but a terrorist base against Paletstine', says Iran's Ayatollah Khamenei
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler

___________

Quite a compliment. Palestinians make the Crips and Bloods look like the K of C.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 07, 2021 04:35 PM (mht8P)

152 And if you disagree, you are a "wrecker."

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at May 07, 2021 04:35 PM (xopIz)

153 > So called COVID relief is what fueled recent consumer purchases. It put a lot of money in pockets that doesn't need them. That was the plan. Those are people who will mostly burn that cash on purchases to artificially inflate everything from purchases to consumer sentiment. The markets haven't reacted to it yet because they strongly beleive more feee money is coming.

The used vehicle market sure reacted to it. Go look at ads for used cars and trucks. You might want to climb onto the toilet first. You might shit yourself.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 07, 2021 04:35 PM (i0wNm)

154 Unexpectedly...the feds are spending so much its crowding out the private sector and driving up costs. Not helping anymore.

Can we all agree that universal basic income is a shitty idea?

Posted by: jeff at May 07, 2021 04:35 PM (VAWn3)

155 My tax assessment went up $103K from last year... winning!!!
***sobs***
Posted by: lin-duh 27-4

Oh my gosh! That's horrible.

We'll get our assessment soon. Happily, we have a little old lady who keeps the rural properties in our township assessed generously from our POV (iow: below market price). For IL, we pay very low property taxes.

Posted by: lizabth at May 07, 2021 04:35 PM (L3Rsz)

156 Stimulus was dumb, but I did stimulate the economy with it.

First one went to Invisalign for the boy.
2nd one went for 2 back patio doors (needed to be changed since we moved in 14 years ago - even the "greens" should like it b/c they are energy-efficient).
3rd one went for 6 plane tickets to FL and 6 theme park tickets (aka - a coming spring vacation).

Stimulated all needed industries - dental, travel, and windows/doors

...

And with inflation coming, getting the doors and teeth done seemed prudent...as did traveling before things might get out of hand in areas...

Posted by: Nova local at May 07, 2021 04:35 PM (b1h2x)

157 Breaking: Fauci says you can go outside without a mask for 30 seconds starting Sept 1, 2025.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 07, 2021 04:35 PM (4A0e9)

158 The second talking head in that CNBC video... See, this is why I don't watch TV. WHY ARE YOU YELLING??! Sports talking heads, financial talking heads... Can't these people just fucking talk instead of yelling? They have microphones?

I don't get it.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 07, 2021 04:35 PM (OssQ4)

159 palestine is just like...an idea, man.

Posted by: garrett at May 07, 2021 04:36 PM (UMMYs)

160 "I strongly believe more free money is coming.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at May 07, 2021 04:32 PM (z5Vrg)"

Hard to say. Democrats want to use reconciliation to pass more free shit. Mostly because not a single Republican will vote for it. Thanks don't know if they will squeeze it through because some of their members have said they are currently opposed to it. But they're a cult, so who knows.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 07, 2021 04:37 PM (h2OUV)

161 I got a bunch of stimulus money but didn't spend it...now I have to write a check monday and give most of it back... Winning!!!///////

Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at May 07, 2021 04:37 PM (UUBmN)

162 I do not have the words to describe that unique hunger you get as an active teenage dude. It's like you are hungry in your bones.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2021 04:27 PM (lmikk)

What I could tell you about bone hunger. . .

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at May 07, 2021 04:37 PM (2JVJo)

163 32 The Dems can't say that there are almost 2 million jobs to be had but people aren't applying for them. It's similar in it's ridiculousness to their other favorite contradiction.

America is the fattest nation in the world.

A large percentage of the nation goes to bed hungry.
Posted by: Can't help myself at May 07, 2021 04:09 PM (2DOZq)

Cops are all racist, trigger-happy psychoes.

Cops are the only people who should be allowed to have guns.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at May 07, 2021 04:38 PM (H3MF8)

164 You're moving up the charts, dude. By later standards...can we just stick you back in office now?
Posted by: JEM at May 07, 2021 04:34 PM (8erNz)

Sure! I am tanned, rested and full of tumors.

Days of Malaise II: Tumor Head Boogaloo!

Posted by: Jimmy Carter, 2nd Worst President Ever at May 07, 2021 04:38 PM (R/m4+)

165 148 JEM

Great analysis.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 07, 2021 04:38 PM (u82oZ)

166 Food rationing? You have to know how to cook. I guess they could hand out MREs but could grt expensive. Even commodities (pre food stamps) required cooking.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 07, 2021 04:38 PM (YynYJ)

167 I see nothing but "hiring" signs all over the place, everywhere.

Same here. Maybe when the starting hourly wage reaches $100.00 there will be some movement.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 07, 2021 04:38 PM (W4eKo)

168 137 Where's our $600 in California you were garmouthing about huh Newsom?
Posted by: California Residents at May 07, 2021 04:31 PM (WSkUC)

We actually received Ours yesterday....

Posted by: It's me donna at May 07, 2021 04:39 PM (Zmnko)

169 >>Huge waste of $$ - but we all knew that.
.......

I got $176 last year. Saved my ass I tell you. Never would have survived without it. Paid my PG$E for one month!!!

Posted by: wth at May 07, 2021 04:39 PM (v0R5T)

170 I strongly believe more free money is coming.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at May 07, 2021 04:32 PM (z5Vrg)

Oh, yeah.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 07, 2021 04:39 PM (Ez6QX)

171 > The second talking head in that CNBC video... See, this is why I don't watch TV. WHY ARE YOU YELLING??! Sports talking heads, financial talking heads... Can't these people just fucking talk instead of yelling? They have microphones?

> I don't get it.

They're competing with YouTube for eyeballs. Go watch Colin Furze (YUGE YouTuber. 1.3 billion views on the t00bs) for a couple minutes and you'll get the idea.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 07, 2021 04:40 PM (i0wNm)

172 Cops are all racist, trigger-happy psychoes.

Cops are the only people who should be allowed to have guns.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler

We need to decrease the world's population.

We need to enact this agenda to save lives.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 07, 2021 04:40 PM (OssQ4)

173 20 I told the Mrs when we were at lunch and Bai-Den was on TV they were worried. Imagine having to have him do impromptu. The scotch is flowing in DC tonight
__________

Biden only had a double-digit IQ when he was at the peak of his intellectual powers, which was probably back in the 1970's. Now that he's a senile old man, who has has multiple brain bleeds and brain surgeries, he's even more stupid now than he was then, and he was very stupid then.

This is why Psaki admitted that Biden's team doesn't want him answering unscripted questions. Can't risk having the rubes who actually voted for this idiot realize that his brain is mush.

But hey, at least he doesn't write offensive tweets, right? And that's what's really important when you're the president of the most powerful country in the world.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 07, 2021 04:40 PM (k4dH2)

174 We'll get our assessment soon. Happily, we have a little old lady who keeps the rural properties in our township assessed generously from our POV (iow: below market price). For IL, we pay very low property taxes.

In California, we have this thing called Prop 13. Property is reassessed when it changes ownership then no more than 2% annually.

So the family next door that bought their place in the early '80s and did a modest stealth remodel pays X. We bought our place in '93, ripped big chunks of it down and rebuilt ten years later, we pay 2.5X. Someone who bought down the block two years ago pays at least 6X.

Posted by: JEM at May 07, 2021 04:40 PM (8erNz)

175 Hmmmm.... I can actually w.o.r.k. for about $200 a week less than staying home... yeah, let me think really hard on it...////
people aren't THAT stupid and that dignity thing went out ages ago!

Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at May 07, 2021 04:41 PM (UUBmN)

176 POTUS' claim that "corporations aren't paying their fair share" is beneath him.

-----

The only thing beneath Beijing Biden is a diaper full of piles of Romney.

Posted by: ShainS at May 07, 2021 04:41 PM (c3dw6)

177 Yeah, our stimulus payments partially went into the economy. Got radon mitigation, and new garage doors (just installed today!). Some will also probably go to fix an expensive oil leak in my car. The rest bolstered our savings.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 07, 2021 04:41 PM (CAJOC)

178 I strongly believe more free money is coming.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at May 07, 2021 04:32 PM (z5Vrg)

Definitely won't be coming for me. I didn't get pissed the first three times but a fourth time may set me off.

Posted by: Can't help myself at May 07, 2021 04:41 PM (2DOZq)

179 Funniest part? All that free money drove our deficit to a record high. The irony is that People bought themselves some Chinese goods, while suffering from the Chinese virus.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 07, 2021 04:41 PM (h2OUV)

180 The used vehicle market sure reacted to it. Go look
at ads for used cars and trucks. You might want to climb onto the toilet
first. You might shit yourself.

Posted by: bonhomme

Don't I fucking know it. The shitheaps and parts cars are asking $2000 now. Thank God I wound up being able to do better, it's just stupid right now.

And don't get me started about local rental markets.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: No Blood for Congress! at May 07, 2021 04:42 PM (OUMaO)

181 During the Great Depression people would have killed to get a job flipping burgers.
Posted by: Can't help myself

Did they have burgers during the Great Depression ?

Posted by: JT at May 07, 2021 04:42 PM (arJlL)

182 (doing my Evil Bonhomme Alter Ego thing)

ammoseek shows powder still basically ..... not a thing. Some black powder substitutes, and a few Vihtavuouri powders (pricey Finnish stuff) at more/less normal prices. A jumbo-size can of Spanish MAXAM CSB-6 powder (don't know it - used their CSB-5 during the last panic, good stuff, loaded like Universal) at a very high price/lb.

Primers - a few options, all at late-Weimar prices.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 07, 2021 04:42 PM (OTzUX)

183 New hotness: "Nobody tell Biden what a quintillion is."
Posted by: ShainS at May 07, 2021 04:34 PM (c3dw6)
........

I know this one. It's a social dance, popular in 18th century and America.

Posted by: Joe Biden with a steel plate in his head at May 07, 2021 04:42 PM (v0R5T)

184 Did they have burgers during the Great Depression ?
Posted by: JT at May 07, 2021 04:42 PM (arJlL)

Lot o' loose meat sandwiches.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2021 04:43 PM (lmikk)

185 >>"corporations aren't paying their fair share"

Ripe coming from a guy who spent his entire career sucking the dicks of the Credit and Insurance industries of Delware and who then managed to steal enough money to make a Family Trust a necessity.

Posted by: garrett at May 07, 2021 04:43 PM (UMMYs)

186 140 I strongly believe more free money is coming.
yeah. i plan to invest the next round of stimulus in a wheelbarrow so that i can carry the money i'll need to buy a loaf of bread next year.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at May 07, 2021 04:44 PM (v3pYe)

187 I know this one. It's a social dance, popular in 18th century and America.
Posted by: Joe Biden with a steel plate in his head at May 07, 2021 04:42 PM (v0R5T)

Make sure your dance card is clear! Bruce Jenner is coming out as a debutante!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2021 04:44 PM (lmikk)

188 Clearly they merely need to fortify their spending.

Posted by: torabora at May 07, 2021 04:44 PM (sADuh)

189 Only in the mind of a leftist can the US have both an obesity epidemic and millions going hungry at night.
Ordinarily, one needs visit a sanitarium to find people who think that two opposing ideas are true at the same time.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 07, 2021 04:44 PM (HaL55)

190 166 Food rationing? You have to know how to cook. I guess they could hand out MREs but could grt expensive. Even commodities (pre food stamps) required cooking.

Expecting someone to boil pasta, cook rice, or grill a burger is easily as racist as expecting voter ID.

Please turn yourself in to the local Diversity, Inclusion, Equity Agency immediately.

Posted by: JEM at May 07, 2021 04:44 PM (8erNz)

191 "I strongly believe more free money is coming."

If many people are expecting that, then they won't spend or save wisely, always anticipating more helo money. It's a terrible policy mistake, among many. It has enervated the work force.

Posted by: Doge gp Much Girth Wow Such Hard at May 07, 2021 04:45 PM (qpX6U)

192 New hotness: "Nobody tell Biden what a quintillion is."
Posted by: ShainS at May 07, 2021 04:34 PM (c3dw6)

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Oh, go ahead and tell him. He won't remember 5 minutes later.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 07, 2021 04:45 PM (CAJOC)

193 My 2000 3/4 Ton w/ 276+k sold for 5k in under 24 hrs.

Granted, it was a standard shift with a long box.

But, that is insane.

Posted by: garrett at May 07, 2021 04:45 PM (UMMYs)

194 Women are special people deserving of certain privileges, and have always been oppressed by men.

Any man can declare himself to be a woman whenever he feels like it.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at May 07, 2021 04:45 PM (H3MF8)

195 There was a lot of weird movements in the market today. Gold was up and someone was buying gold related shares and ETF's.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 07, 2021 04:45 PM (h2OUV)

196 New hotness: "Nobody tell Biden what a quintillion is."
Posted by: ShainS at May 07, 2021 04:34 PM (c3dw6)
........

I know this one. It's a social dance, popular in 18th century and America.
-----
It's still a thing in some places. My oldest son did it once and begged never to do it again....

Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at May 07, 2021 04:46 PM (UUBmN)

197 During the Great Depression people would have killed to get a job flipping burgers.
Posted by: Can't help myself

Did they have burgers during the Great Depression ?
Posted by: JT at May 07, 2021 04:42 PM (arJlL)

Po Boys

Posted by: Can't help myself at May 07, 2021 04:46 PM (2DOZq)

198 This is an actual headline when checking my portfolio:

"Disappointing job numbers cheer big tech"

Because you see, buttfucking the economy means the Feds will continue to keep interest rates low, and that's good because something something reasons something something fuck this shit.

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at May 07, 2021 04:46 PM (BbQgU)

199 184 Lot o' loose meat sandwiches.
a loose bit my sister.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at May 07, 2021 04:46 PM (sGtp+)

200 Quintillion are small, bitter oranges that are green.

Posted by: garrett at May 07, 2021 04:47 PM (UMMYs)

201 America is the fattest nation in the world.

A large percentage of the nation goes to bed hungry.

Cops are all racist, trigger-happy psychoes.

Cops are the only people who should be allowed to have guns.

* * *

Also: the U.S. is a horribly racist country where black people have to live in constant fear.

And we should open our borders and let more black and brown people move here because they're not safe in their home countries.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 07, 2021 04:47 PM (k4dH2)

202 CA is giving away $?

My newz blackout is pretty damn effective, it appears.

Who gets the $600 - besides illegal aliens, I mean?

Posted by: rhomboid at May 07, 2021 04:47 PM (OTzUX)

203 So the family next door that bought their place in the early '80s and did a modest stealth remodel pays X. We bought our place in '93, ripped big chunks of it down and rebuilt ten years later, we pay 2.5X. Someone who bought down the block two years ago pays at least 6X.
Posted by: JEM

Wow..that seems convoluted. Where we are, we're just lucky not to have any city/town of any sort within our assessor's boundaries. It is literally all farms, farmettes, and little lonely houses in the country. A place this size, with the land, in the nearest little town would pay at least four times what we pay.

Posted by: lizabth at May 07, 2021 04:47 PM (L3Rsz)

204 Posted by: Jewells45 at May 07, 2021 04:15 PM (nxdel)

They require less natural gas in the crematorium.

Posted by: clutch at May 07, 2021 04:47 PM (9UmRs)

205 "Did they have burgers during the Great Depression ?"

Maid-Rite.

Posted by: Doge gp So Girth Wow Such Hard at May 07, 2021 04:48 PM (qpX6U)

206 In my travels around my AO, I see nothing but "hiring" signs all over the place, everywhere.

I guess folks have said "fuck it". Free Shit Rules!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 07, 2021 04:34
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Same here. They're also advertising on radio. Just heard McD's ad. $12/hr plus $2,500 towards kolledge.

Posted by: olddog in mo at May 07, 2021 04:48 PM (ju2Fy)

207 My favorite

The Death Penalty is cruel and should be abolished.

Abortion on demand is a constitutional right

Posted by: Can't help myself at May 07, 2021 04:48 PM (2DOZq)

208 #180 cash for clunkers is still paying dividends!

It was fortified!

Posted by: torabora at May 07, 2021 04:48 PM (sADuh)

209 In the old USSR, every year wheat, corn, and everything else were reaching record production. Pay no attention to the empty shelves at the market, we will do better next year.

Posted by: Colin at May 07, 2021 04:49 PM (J2Dcb)

210 Ordinarily, one needs visit a sanitarium to find people who think that two opposing ideas are true at the same time.

There are certain sets of beliefs where it's entirely appropriate.

Like "Putin's a shitbag who's out to get us" and "Putin's saner and more capable than our leadership".

"Xi is our most difficult adversary", "The American electorate handed the country to a bunch of Xi's best friends" and "Corporate America is almost wholly dependent on Xi and his country".

Posted by: JEM at May 07, 2021 04:49 PM (8erNz)

211 Local Wal Mart in NorCal

$17 hr stocking shelves.

Posted by: torabora at May 07, 2021 04:50 PM (sADuh)

212 Quintillion are small, bitter oranges that are green.

No, no, no. He was minor character in one of the Marvel Moovies. I think he polished Molsonier or whatever that Canadian hammer was named.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 07, 2021 04:50 PM (HaL55)

213 Montana just signed a bill gifting anyone who leaves unemployment and stays at a job for over 4 months a bonus $1200.

Posted by: garrett at May 07, 2021 04:50 PM (UMMYs)

214 200 Quintillion are small, bitter oranges that are green.
Posted by: garrett at May 07, 2021 04:47 PM (UMMYs)

-------------------------------

Actually, it's the size of the boat needed to take on an over-sized great white shark.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 07, 2021 04:50 PM (CAJOC)

215 And that's what's really important when you're the president of the most powerful country in the world.

--

And how long will that hold? Us being the most powerful country in the world. I think China is going to eat our lunch on that title soon.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 07, 2021 04:50 PM (O+I8R)

216 "corporations aren't paying their fair share"

Hunter is getting gypped by the Chinese company! He's easily worth $20 million a year for the access you're giving them.

Posted by: t-bird at May 07, 2021 04:51 PM (WLHrn)

217 They did indeed have hamburgers during the Great Depression.

My source: Thimble Theater.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at May 07, 2021 04:51 PM (H3MF8)

218 Biden handled the jobs report well. Obviously Russian disinformation.

Posted by: dreamy james comey at May 07, 2021 04:51 PM (7moj5)

219 Also: the U.S. is a horribly racist country where black people have to live in constant fear.

And we should open our borders and let more black and brown people move here because they're not safe in their home countries.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 07, 2021 04:47 PM (k4dH2)

I'm sorry that's half of my new favorite one.

the U.S. is a horribly racist country where black people have to live in constant fear.

President Barack Hussein Obama

Posted by: Can't help myself at May 07, 2021 04:51 PM (2DOZq)

220 Makes me sick that think that senile, mean, beady eyed POS is stinking up the WH...

Posted by: It's me donna at May 07, 2021 04:51 PM (Zmnko)

221 >>And how long will that hold? Us being the most powerful country in the world. I think China is going to eat our lunch on that title soon.

If not our lunch, at the very least our dog.

Posted by: garrett at May 07, 2021 04:51 PM (UMMYs)

222 "We need to decrease the world's population.

We need to enact this agenda to save lives."

I am working on that. Give me a little time.

Posted by: Bill Gates at May 07, 2021 04:52 PM (xopIz)

223 $27Trillion debt.
Come on man! We can do $30 Trillion!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 07, 2021 04:53 PM (axyOa)

224 SC and Montana say no more Fed stimulus money so their citizens will get off their asses and go to work! Never happen in NC with our Dim Gov.

Posted by: Dingbat at May 07, 2021 04:53 PM (rNXR7)

225 17 years. The company deals with entertainment technology, so it has been struggling. I have stuck with them through good times and bad and suddenly, with no warning, I get this dismissive email from my contact there that basically says "FOAD."

They are probably on the verge of going out of business but WTH? Can't one even be polite?

/moral of the story? Never work for teh gayz.

Nah, that's not the moral of the story. In business, no one cares about you at all, no matter what they say. You're a line on a spreadsheet, which adds up or doesn't. People will discard you like trash the moment it doesn't add up. Because that's what you are to them at that point. Like pretty much all aspects of life, this is an area where conservative, traditionalist values have been weaponized against you. Work hard. Be loyal. Sacrifice for the greater good. It's all just a con at this point.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 07, 2021 04:53 PM (H5knJ)

226 Way OT: Watching "Fat Man" free on Peacock. The evil kid looks like Ben Shapiro.

Posted by: WiNO at May 07, 2021 04:53 PM (EpDzw)

227 Who gets the $600 - besides illegal aliens, I mean?
Posted by: rhomboid at May 07, 2021 04:47 PM (OTzUX)

We did... Retired old folks and poorish . At least not wealthy

Posted by: It's me donna at May 07, 2021 04:53 PM (Zmnko)

228 171 Go watch Colin Furze (YUGE YouTuber.
valveless pulse jet bicycle for the win

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at May 07, 2021 04:53 PM (v3pYe)

229 Drumph makes mean tweets.

I crack myself up.

Posted by: torabora at May 07, 2021 04:53 PM (sADuh)

230 Wow..that seems convoluted.

It was a function of the FIRST big explosion in California real estate values, back the FIRST time Jerry Brown was Governor. The state was really, really thirsty for that sweet, sweet tax money, even if it meant taxing retirees out of their homes. So you had the 'Tax Revolt' which the left has been trying to unwind since 1980.

Yeah, some inequities, but keeping tax bills predictable has done a lot for the CA real estate market.

Posted by: JEM at May 07, 2021 04:53 PM (8erNz)

231 I'm with you, donna. It repulses me to see the word "President" attached to that blithering idiot. Mostly because I know he's a fraud who stole it. It's not rightfully his and that's very hard to take.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 07, 2021 04:54 PM (O+I8R)

232 Quigry Down Undah! We gonna be heah mo than foah hour!!

Posted by: New China Economic Zone, formerly Australia and New Zealand at May 07, 2021 04:54 PM (WSkUC)

233 CA is giving away $?

My newz blackout is pretty damn effective, it appears.

Who gets the $600 - besides illegal aliens, I mean?
Posted by: rhomboid at May 07, 2021 04:47 PM (OTzUX)
.......

I'd drive to San Diego, walk into Tijuana, then cross the border claiming asylum under the name Juan Pepe, except the $600 wouldn't even cover the gas and donkey bar tab.

Posted by: wth at May 07, 2021 04:54 PM (v0R5T)

234 he U.S. is a horribly racist country where black people have to live in constant fear.

President Barack Hussein Obama

And then the NBA. I'm sure somebody isn't a millionaire.

Posted by: t-bird at May 07, 2021 04:54 PM (WLHrn)

235 A quintillion is a festival dance put on by the five Tilly sisters.

Posted by: Doge gp So Girth Wow Such Hard at May 07, 2021 04:54 PM (qpX6U)

236 I wonder how much of the hiring shortage is due to pansy ass ballless non-binary fuckfreaks too skeeeeeeeeeeeered to go back into the workforce because of the skeeeeeeeeeeeeery CooVIiddss

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at May 07, 2021 04:54 PM (BbQgU)

237 SC and Montana say no more Fed stimulus money so their citizens will get off their asses and go to work! Never happen in NC with our Dim Gov.
Posted by: Dingbat

Nor in Illinois, where we are going to be opening everything fully in a few weeks.

Pritzker will ride this out to the bitter end, otherwise known as September.

Posted by: lizabth at May 07, 2021 04:55 PM (L3Rsz)

238 The local media admitted that thousands of jobs locally are going unfilled. Amazon is nearly begging for people to apply at 17 dollars an hour. But with all the free stuff, why work.There was a saying in the old USSR that 'we pretend to work, and they pretend to pay us'.

Posted by: Colin at May 07, 2021 04:55 PM (J2Dcb)

239 We object to the spending plan of the Democrats.

....Our plan only requires half as much spending as THOSE guys.

Thank you, please send us money and vote, if you must.

Posted by: GOP E at May 07, 2021 04:55 PM (2SdPm)

240 the U.S. is a horribly racist country where black people have to live in constant fear.

President Barack Hussein Obama

Statistically it's black people - and a few whites and Asians - that need to live in fear of blacks.

Posted by: JEM at May 07, 2021 04:56 PM (8erNz)

241 Posted by: Lady in Black at May 07, 2021 04:54 PM (O+I8R)
He's not president to me

Posted by: It's me donna at May 07, 2021 04:56 PM (Zmnko)

242 $27Trillion debt.
Come on man! We can do $30 Trillion!
Posted by: Diogenes at May 07, 2021 04:53 PM (axyOa)

Sure you can.

Posted by: Greece at May 07, 2021 04:56 PM (v0R5T)

243 These fucking clowns keep running into the same brick wall over and over and never consider that they could circumvent it like an illegal foreign national at the border wall.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 07, 2021 04:56 PM (2goRJ)

244 If I recall, didn't one of those panels of the signs have a moiety that looked like a virus?

Posted by: Thrawn at May 07, 2021 04:28 PM (Enc9Y)

Holy crap, you're right.

Posted by: ... at May 07, 2021 04:56 PM (uEbPt)

245 I am working on that. Give me a little time.

Posted by: Bill Gates at May 07, 2021 04:52
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Fuck that. Your times up.

Posted by: Melinda at May 07, 2021 04:57 PM (ju2Fy)

246 POTUS' claim that "corporations aren't paying their fair share" is beneath him.

Fair share? This is one of the best propaganda slogans of the Dem-Media Complex. It would be easier to get a Democrat to publicly admit to a big mistake and say he/she is ashamed, than to get a Democrat to give you a number for the "fair share" of taxation for corporations and the wealthy must pay. Many reporters have tried, and all have failed to get any Dem politician to say a number.

Without numerically-defining the "fair share," the Dems can always campaign that the fat-cats aren't paying their fare share to support the down-trodden.

Posted by: Gref at May 07, 2021 04:58 PM (AMIL/)

247 Yeah, some inequities, but keeping tax bills predictable has done a lot for the CA real estate market.
Posted by: JEM

Okay..that makes sense. Here, when these country houses go up for sale, they're snatched up pretty quick because of the significant tax savings over the townies' property tax bills. We're hanging onto our little cottage as long as we can.

Posted by: lizabth at May 07, 2021 04:58 PM (L3Rsz)

248 Way OT: Watching "Fat Man" free on Peacock. The evil kid looks like Ben Shapiro.
Posted by: WiNO at May 07, 2021 04:53 PM (EpDzw)

Holy hell. Haven't watched that since Christmas, but you're right!

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 07, 2021 04:58 PM (Ez6QX)

249 I'm sorry that's half of my new favorite one.

the U.S. is a horribly racist country where black people have to live in constant fear.

President Barack Hussein Obama

* * *

Did you see where Michelle Obama recently said in an interview that she and Barky were terrified when their daughters got the driver's licenses, because they're so afraid as the parents of black children, about what might happen to them if they innocently do something like play the radio too loud?

Because we all know there are raaaaaacist white cops out there just waiting for an excuse to blow away innocent young black girls for no reason other than their skin color, right? Happens every day in this horrible country. Everybody knows it! See it on t.v. every day!

So tired of this bullshit. And for this multi-millionaire woman, who has been given special privileges every day of her life because of her skin color, to be spreading these filthy, destructive lies just enrages me.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 07, 2021 04:59 PM (k4dH2)

250
This is Same Exact bullshit we heard in May 2009.
Same. Verbatim.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 07, 2021 04:59 PM (8XBHQ)

251 If I recall, didn't one of those panels of the signs have a moiety that looked like a virus?

Posted by: Thrawn at May 07, 2021 04:28 PM (Enc9Y)

Seriously, sometimes you have to wonder if we are being had.

First image is from a Forbes article about the Coronavirus. Second image is an ARRA sign from 2009.

tinyurl.com/9psyfb2a
tinyurl.com/v87yn8jy

WTF?

Posted by: ... at May 07, 2021 04:59 PM (uEbPt)

252
What do you think?

I want we should call the Democrats The Huns.

I don't know what it means, but it sounds nazi-ish, and fitting.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 07, 2021 05:00 PM (8XBHQ)

253 I got my first boner at a quintillion, man that girl's hair smelled nice!

Posted by: Joe Biden with a steel plate in his head at May 07, 2021 05:00 PM (v0R5T)

254 Y'all please wake me up when spicy time arrives.

Posted by: Weasel at May 07, 2021 05:00 PM (MVjcR)

255 I f'd 251 up. You have to click in the first link to see the sign image. Second link is the "virus" symbol from Forbes.

Posted by: ... at May 07, 2021 05:00 PM (uEbPt)

256 Gref

"Capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings and socialism is the equal sharing of misery." Winston Churchill.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 07, 2021 05:01 PM (u82oZ)

257 Fat Man was decent. But the ending was weak sauce. He should have parachuted into that town with the elves and razed the whole place like My Lai.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 07, 2021 05:02 PM (H5knJ)

258 If you want jobs, you should probably spend as much as Trump did.

Posted by: t-bird at May 07, 2021 05:02 PM (WLHrn)

259 I was assured on a previous thread that there is no inflation. Food and energy prices do not count.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 07, 2021 05:02 PM (63Dwl)

260 Did you see where Michelle Obama recently said in an interview that she and Barky were terrified when their daughters got the driver's licenses, because they're so afraid as the parents of black children, about what might happen to them if they innocently do something like play the radio too loud?

--

Somebody tell the Mooch that white people have a similar fear for their children who just happen to walk past a group of blacks on the street. Yours may get a ticket. Ours would get beaten to a pulp, robbed or killed.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 07, 2021 05:02 PM (O+I8R)

261 I bought dogecoin at 0.062 . HOLD!!!!!!!!

Posted by: The Charlie Daniels of the Torque Wrench at May 07, 2021 05:03 PM (uFCZe)

262 He may have said this, not the epigram I posted above:

"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery".
Sir Winston Leonard Spencer-Churchill.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 07, 2021 05:03 PM (u82oZ)

263 Mollie H, America didn't get tired of winning. The communists got tired of seeing us win.

Posted by: Emmie at May 07, 2021 05:03 PM (ofYez)

264 I mean they could save themselves by stopping doling out the COVID bucks, opening the country up and reverting back to Trump economic, taxing and regulation policies.

Which is what I surmised they would do once the steal was complete, which means we aren't dealing with rational actors.

We are dealing with maniacs and fanatics.

This is going to end the only way it was always going to end.

Rivers of Blood.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 07, 2021 05:04 PM (IZ4ib)

265 Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales

Dems = Huns. Good. Less typing than Barbarians.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 07, 2021 05:04 PM (u82oZ)

266 If you can sell your home in Southern California for over a million and buy in Nevada for 300 thousand, you can do quite well. And the California home is probably a fix-her-up.

Posted by: Colin at May 07, 2021 05:05 PM (J2Dcb)

267 Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 07, 2021 05:03 PM (u82oZ)

You're previous post was a condensed quote .

The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings. The inherent virtue of Socialism is the equal sharing of misery.

Posted by: Can't help myself at May 07, 2021 05:06 PM (2DOZq)

268 Socialism's inherent virtue is the unequal sharing of misery; if socialism's misery was shared equally, it would never be implemented.

Posted by: SFGoth at May 07, 2021 05:07 PM (KAi1n)

269 Can't help myself

Thanks!

I'll never believe the Internet again.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 07, 2021 05:07 PM (u82oZ)

270 SFGoth

Minor exceptions. Even Stalin's family suffered. And he suffered an unloved dog's death.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 07, 2021 05:09 PM (u82oZ)

271 the U.S. is a horribly racist country where black people have to live in constant fear.

President Barack Hussein Obama

***

And the majority live in cities that Democrats have controlled exclusively for decades if not entire centuries.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 07, 2021 05:09 PM (nMXLX)

272 BTW, my interest payment exceeds my principal payment now by $5.

Posted by: SFGoth at May 07, 2021 05:09 PM (KAi1n)

273 Posted by: SFGoth at May 07, 2021 05:07 PM (KAi1n)

He was talking about Soviet socialists. 99%

Posted by: Can't help myself at May 07, 2021 05:09 PM (2DOZq)

274 So the Dims will use this to argue for Puddinhead's $4T Midnight Basketball bill.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 07, 2021 05:10 PM (sWM8x)

275
Did you see where Michelle Obama recently said in an interview that she and Barky were terrified when their daughters got the driver's licenses, because they're so afraid as the parents of black children, about what might happen to them if they innocently do something like play the radio too loud?

***

It must be weird to be the multi-multi-millionaire ex first black president parent of children you worry about even getting into a car because they'll be targeted for their race and you still don't hire a security team to protect them.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 07, 2021 05:10 PM (nMXLX)

276 We are dealing with maniacs and fanatics.

*bangs pots, blows whistle and points towards nic*

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 07, 2021 05:11 PM (HaL55)

277 SFGoth

That mortgage payment feeling gets better every year.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 07, 2021 05:11 PM (u82oZ)

278 There ya go! The first step on the road to enlightenment is using the active voice in the first person (singular and plural).

WE need to [verb]. Then end the need; attain the goal.

Posted by: SFGoth at May 07, 2021 04:19 PM (KAi1n)

=================Too much passive voice in my comments for your taste?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 07, 2021 05:11 PM (uiux8)

279 The big problem with the Democ-Rats is they want to to send our Money to other nations

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at May 07, 2021 05:11 PM (FLiOE)

280 I'll never believe the Internet again.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 07, 2021 05:07 PM (u82oZ)

Oh, come now. It's not that bad.

Posted by: Abraham Lincoln at May 07, 2021 05:11 PM (PiwSw)

281 BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now.

Quite so.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 07, 2021 05:12 PM (u82oZ)

282 @274

There are burblings that they are going to go big with the COVID bucks and dole out 3k to everyone.

At this rate, the burning times will be here by the end of the year.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 07, 2021 05:12 PM (IZ4ib)

283 With infinite money I can solve any problem. Unfortunately money is not infinite. Hence solving problems must be done intelligently, and resources must be prioritized to needs and returns on investment.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at May 07, 2021 05:12 PM (EwPKb)

284 268 Socialism's inherent virtue is the unequal sharing of misery; if socialism's misery was shared equally, it would never be implemented.

Posted by: SFGoth at May 07, 2021 05:07 PM (KAi1n)

In other words, in socialism some people get piss down you back and tell you it's raining, and you are forced to believe them. (Can't recall the movie I'm stealing this idea from, dang it!)

Posted by: Gref at May 07, 2021 05:12 PM (AMIL/)

285 Montana just signed a bill gifting anyone who leaves unemployment and stays at a job for over 4 months a bonus $1200.
------/
What will they give me for continuing to work this entire time?

Posted by: Drc at May 07, 2021 05:12 PM (llGBY)

286 Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 07, 2021 05:10 PM (nMXLX)

And if they get stopped by police, just don't resist and go for the cop's taser or gun. Also don't stick your drug stash up your cooch.

Posted by: Can't help myself at May 07, 2021 05:13 PM (2DOZq)

287 Median home price in Santa Cruz county is now over a cool million. MEDIAN PRICE.
There are a lot of shitty houses around here.

Posted by: wth at May 07, 2021 05:13 PM (v0R5T)

288 The return of UNEXPECTEDLY was to be expected.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 07, 2021 05:13 PM (r+sAi)

289 I once helped a mentally challenged kid write a speech. It was not bad. then he had to give the speech to a classroom. he sounded just like Joe Biden.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at May 07, 2021 05:13 PM (EwPKb)

290 There are burblings that they are going to go big with the COVID bucks and dole out 3k to everyone.

***

No need to tax the wealth out of the hands of the middle class when you can just inflate the currency.

It's a great way to bypass that pesky legislative requirement on taxation.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 07, 2021 05:14 PM (nMXLX)

291 I do think they should double check to see if the jobs the govt paid antifa and blm for to burn down businesses were counted.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 07, 2021 05:14 PM (r+sAi)

292 Nood!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 07, 2021 05:15 PM (u82oZ)

293 Somebody tell the Mooch that white people have a similar fear for their children who just happen to walk past a group of blacks on the street. Yours may get a ticket. Ours would get beaten to a pulp, robbed or killed.

* * *
Yep, we all know where the violence comes from, and it's not whites or Asians.

Blacks, who are only about 13% of the population in the U.S., commit more than 50% of all the violent crimes here, and 55% of the murders in the U.S.

And only a few dozen blacks are killed by cops every year, and usually for very good reasons (like the girl in Columbus who was killed while trying to stab another black girl), but blacks kill each other every year here by the thousands.

USA Today ran an editorial recently bitching that somebody had mentioned these crime statistics but had omitted that blacks get shot by cops at a rate that is disproportionate to their percentage of the population. LOL. Of course they do, and there is a very good reason for that: blacks commit a disproportionately high amount of the violent crimes in this country, and they interact (and interact violently) with cops much more often than other racial groups as a result.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 07, 2021 05:15 PM (k4dH2)

294 I bought dogecoin at 0.062 . HOLD!!!!!!!!
Posted by: The Charlie Daniels of the Torque Wrench at May 07, 2021 05:03 PM (uFCZe)
.......

I bought kittycoin and lost my shirt.

Posted by: wth at May 07, 2021 05:15 PM (v0R5T)

295 Socialism's inherent virtue is the unequal sharing of misery; if socialism's misery was shared equally, it would never be implemented.
Posted by: SFGoth at May 07, 2021 05:07 PM (KAi1n)

I think it was George Gilder who said something very similar - capitalism not yoked to a republic styled representative democracy is socialism.

Posted by: Boswell at May 07, 2021 05:16 PM (w2LAm)

296 =================Too much passive voice in my comments for your taste?
Posted by: Huck Follywood

Nope; I was praising it as an example of proper use of active voice and first person. You said "we need to" rather than offload it to someone else to do for you.

Posted by: SFGoth at May 07, 2021 05:17 PM (KAi1n)

297 Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 07, 2021 05:15 PM (k4dH2)

Exactly correct. Reminds of the other trick of the Left is to use direct numbers or percentage depending on which one is more favorable to them.

Posted by: Can't help myself at May 07, 2021 05:18 PM (2DOZq)

298 It's far more likely I'll be killed by a black person than the other way around.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 07, 2021 05:19 PM (cSyAR)

299 Ah. I ask because I do have that habit.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 07, 2021 05:21 PM (uiux8)

300 269 Can't help myself

Thanks!

I'll never believe the Internet again.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 07, 2021 05:07 PM (u82oZ)

You want to see something that'll really make you never believe the internet again? It's called Sassy Justice...

https://youtu.be/9WfZuNceFDM

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at May 07, 2021 05:22 PM (H3MF8)

301 >>>What will they give me for continuing to work this entire time?<
>Nothing. They will continue to extract tax revenue from your payroll and use it to suppress you and take away your freedom and liberties.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 07, 2021 05:32 PM (2goRJ)

302 nonsense

Posted by: fdjdldld at May 07, 2021 05:55 PM (2MkR1)

303 Biden is giving you a chance to learn a new job.

Posted by: fdjdldld at May 07, 2021 05:56 PM (2MkR1)

304 "Unexpected," my old nemesis. We meet again, for the 1st of many new times

Posted by: President NPC at May 07, 2021 05:57 PM (FPuSC)

305 I'll never believe the Internet again.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 07, 2021 05:07 PM

Don't give up the slip!

Posted by: That French tranny Model from the Internet at May 07, 2021 06:05 PM (DMUuz)

306 "Labor force participation rate was 61.7%"
So, does this mean the real unemployment is 38.3%?

Posted by: setnaffa at May 08, 2021 11:45 AM (OQc7P)

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