Exit Strategy: Liz Cheney Isn't Even Going to Fight Her Ouster

I can't say I'm surprised to see a Cheney entering a war without any plan for winning it.

From source familiar with Cheney’s thinking: “She is fighting this larger battle that is for the soul of the party and preserving the foundations of our democracy.”
— Manu Raju (@mkraju) May 5, 2021

So Cheney will concede her #3 position in the congressional GOP leadership.

That's the good news.

The bad news is that a moderate -- a liberal -- New Yorker is running to take her place, and she's got the backing of the Freedom Caucus, Steve Scalise... and Trump.

Elise Stefanik was not a Trump loyalist...

Guess who voted more often with Trump than Elise Stefanik.... Liz Cheney https://t.co/qc1b9y0X8e pic.twitter.com/Za5sB94iru
— Ryan James Girdusky (@RyanGirdusky) May 4, 2021

A reminder, Stefanick has voted to:

-terminate the border wall emergency declaration
-against net neutrality
-against the tax cuts and jobs act
-for the paris climate agreement
-for the equality act

And she thinks conservatives "should be more understanding" of abortion. https://t.co/T4bYYTrw1L
— Molly Prince 🌱 (@mollyfprince) May 5, 2021

I have a feeling this liberal opportunist realized that the GOP would panic about the "Optics Problem" of firing a woman from a leadership position -- I'm sorry, are women not allowed to be fired? Are we a results-oriented party except for women? If women can only be hired but never fired, they're really... not equal to men, are they? -- and saw her chance.

I'm sure she's telling people behind the scenes, "If you elect me, your Optics Problem goes away..." and of course Republicans go for it, because they're not-so-secretly every bit as PC and SJW as the left itself. They just claim they're resorting to PC SJW measures defensively rather than offensively.

Both roads lead to the same fucking place, though.

God forbid the "conservative party" should have one committed, America first conservative in the top three positions.

No, we need to have yet another northeastern urban liberal.

Because conservatives are deplorables -- they cannot be trusted with any positions of authority.

Gotta mind those Optics!

Except for the bad optics of constantly insisting that the majority of the party are deplorables not worthy of any positions of leadership.

The only good thing I can say about Stefanik is that she does seem to be willing to fight and to ignore the dominant leftwing Twittertariat.

Which is, I admit, something.

But we also have some actual conservatives like that.

Posted by: Ace at 04:08 PM

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1 SPONGE!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 05, 2021 03:09 PM (ifmtJ)

2 also, nice burn, Ace

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 05, 2021 03:09 PM (ifmtJ)

3 >>I can't say I'm surprised to see a Cheney entering a war without any plan for winning it.

Drop the mic, ace - that is the threadwinner!!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 05, 2021 03:10 PM (bDqIh)

4 I don't trust any GOPe tool.
I'll be judging Elsie on her actions.

And her performance in the swimsuit category, because I want to be fair.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 05, 2021 03:10 PM (ifmtJ)

5 That fucking hill has got to be somewhere. All these hills are wrong.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at May 05, 2021 03:10 PM (wAnMi)

6 So she is going to GoPe effort her own job as opposed to just constituent desired legislation? She does know the Dem's can't vote to keep her in that spot, yes?

Posted by: Bete at May 05, 2021 03:11 PM (Ojki1)

7 So, she has no exit plan?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 05, 2021 03:11 PM (NWM+b)

8 I nooded liz

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at May 05, 2021 03:11 PM (AHq56)

9 The soul of the party.

[retching sounds]

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at May 05, 2021 03:11 PM (wAnMi)

10 I can't say I'm surprised to see a Cheney entering a war without any plan for winning it.

Drop the mic, ace - that is the threadwinner!!
Posted by: Lizzy at May 05, 2021 03:10 PM (bDqIh)

I know, right? Killer Ace line.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 05, 2021 03:11 PM (ifmtJ)

11 ProTrump or go home.

Posted by: Orange Man Bad (Rheeeees Be Upon Him) at May 05, 2021 03:12 PM (jV+aN)

12 IIRC Kellyanne Conway's fatter half hated Elise Stefanik and suckered many into donating to her opponent.
IDK all New York republicans lookalike to me.

Posted by: Nora at May 05, 2021 03:12 PM (nyQyG)

13 Cheney is indicating to her allies she is not fighting this, saying it's not worth lying to keep her post

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Why would she have to lie?

"I hate Trump more than I hate Democrats. I hate Republican voters more than I hate Chinese Communists. I believe the Deep State should run our government, and I hate the American constitution."

This is what she's been saying to everyone for years, isn't it? At least implicitly.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 05, 2021 03:12 PM (NWM+b)

14 God forbid the "conservative party" should have one committed, America first conservative in the top three positions.

No, we need to have yet another northeastern urban liberal.
Posted by: Ace at 04:08 PM

Stop blaming the party for the actions of its self elected leadership!

Posted by: Your parent's "Brother" Richard at May 05, 2021 03:12 PM (Ojki1)

15 >>>I can't say I'm surprised to see a Cheney entering a war without any plan for winning it.
Gold!

Posted by: 4 at May 05, 2021 03:12 PM (KnJdm)

16 Ace, winning the thread in the first sentence.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 05, 2021 03:13 PM (wgkIS)

17 Funny, no one in the GOP worried about the optics of booting Marjorie Taylor-Greene from her committees.

But she's not a GOPe Cuck Legacy, and she fought for Trump's 2020 election results challenge 110%, which is so. . . icky!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 05, 2021 03:13 PM (bDqIh)

18 >>>7 So, she has no exit plan?

hah

Posted by: ace at May 05, 2021 03:13 PM (eOTGX)

19 So how much damage can she do until November 2021?

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 05, 2021 03:14 PM (JUOKG)

20 Isn't Elise Stefanik having an affair with some other congress critter?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 05, 2021 03:14 PM (DpkTQ)

21 That's right, Lizzie. Crawl on your belly like a reptile.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 05, 2021 03:14 PM (VVEnO)

22 I find it very amusing that most of the GOP leadership is composed of Representatives from Donk Dominated States and the ones from GOP held states are simply Democrats in all but name.

It's almost like it's all rigged or something.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 05, 2021 03:14 PM (ij4s1)

23 Halliburton?
They make pretty decent suitcases.
Just sayin'.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at May 05, 2021 03:14 PM (wAnMi)

24 'God forbid the "conservative party" should have one committed, America first conservative in the top three positions.'

This.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 05, 2021 03:14 PM (lmikk)

25 First! And 20. Plus some rounding.

Posted by: callsign claymore at May 05, 2021 03:15 PM (rfzsN)

26 Would have been here sooner but had to wait for the burn to cool down a little to sneak past.

Posted by: Iris at May 05, 2021 03:15 PM (DibdT)

27
She is fighting this larger battle that is for the soul of the party and preserving the foundations of our democracy

Now do a republic.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 05, 2021 03:15 PM (avEKX)

28 20 So how much damage can she do until November 2021?
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 05, 2021 03:14 PM (JUOKG)

Alone? Not much.

Of course, she isn't alone...

Posted by: Bete at May 05, 2021 03:15 PM (Ojki1)

29 As said yesterday she should switch parties to the Socialists

Posted by: Skip at May 05, 2021 03:15 PM (Cxk7w)

30 Imma gonna give her a chance. I was wrong bout Trump, maybe you are wrong about Stefanik.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 05, 2021 03:15 PM (o2MD2)

31 more arranging deck chairs on the titantic - powered by haliburton

Posted by: Nora at May 05, 2021 03:15 PM (nyQyG)

32 Trump loyalty > policy

You're goddamned right. The GOP has no policy commitments. I'll use any tool at hand to crush this party's balls, including Stefanik.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 05, 2021 03:15 PM (H5knJ)

33 19 >>>7 So, she has no exit plan?

hah
Posted by: ace at May 05, 2021 03:13 PM (eOTGX)

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This is liked being crowned Homecoming King!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 05, 2021 03:15 PM (NWM+b)

34 Stefanik may be a turd. She may be someone who votes for her constituents. Don't know. One at a time. And she was instrumental in exposing obamagate, early on. And nepot Cheney will be gone. So, I'll take it as a temporary win.

Posted by: 4 at May 05, 2021 03:15 PM (KnJdm)

35
I would have a cocktail with Jenna Ellis, she seems nice

Posted by: will choose a nic later at May 05, 2021 03:15 PM (bTQ72)

36 Any time Gope replaces someone, just think of the Who line: Meet the new boss. Same as the old boss.

Not really sure why anyone needs that explained anymore.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 05, 2021 03:15 PM (l64hh)

37 If memory serves, she served on the legal team of Trump's first impeachment trial. She's obviously a lot better than Cheney.

Posted by: Cory C at May 05, 2021 03:16 PM (+YkR9)

38 Isn't Elise Stefanik having an affair with some other congress critter?
Posted by: 18-1 at
May 05, 2021 03:14 PM (DpkTQ)

tbf, aren't they all?

Posted by: Nora at May 05, 2021 03:16 PM (nyQyG)

39 I can't say I'm surprised to see a Cheney entering a war without any plan for winning it.

Can we get a medic over here?

Third degree burns!

MEDIC!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 05, 2021 03:16 PM (OCTRt)

40 The GOP is utterly hopeless.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 05, 2021 03:16 PM (O+I8R)

41 Unpopular opinion based on observable facts, but Jared and Ivanka along with their circle have been calling the shots since Bannon was kicked out.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 05, 2021 03:16 PM (CkvoK)

42 And Liz will now go on all the lefty shows claiming that she didn't leave the Republican Party, the Republican Party left her.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 05, 2021 03:17 PM (kTF2Z)

43 18 Lizzy,
GOPe did not boot MTG from her committee assignments--, the Dems demanded that the GOP do this but the GOP as a group held firm and the Dem votes did this unprecedented vote of the whole House to remove her from committees without being expelled.

Unfortunately, even if the Republicans win the House in 2022, I doubt that Maxine Waters would be treated the same or Adam Schiff by the GOPe.

Posted by: whig at May 05, 2021 03:17 PM (pO7gM)

44 Elise Stefanik = elected as moderate, new wave Republican who evolved into as a Trump loyalist.

Liz Cheney = a principled conservative, voted party line frequently in last four years, but spoke out against Trump after Jan. 6.

Proof positive that Trump loyalty > policy.

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I thought we had to appeal to Karens.

Also, this feels like further evidence that NT really, really hates the idea that Trump still has power within the party. They should be fucking thrilled at this change.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 05, 2021 03:17 PM (NWM+b)

45
I love this line of bullshit:

From source familiar with Cheney's thinking:

You mean MINDREADING??? Because that's what that fuckingmeans, fake news cocksucker.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 05, 2021 03:17 PM (Jp6c/)

46 hiya

Posted by: JT at May 05, 2021 03:17 PM (arJlL)

47 Except Trump supports Stefanik. He called her tough and smart. Other than that, you're on a roll.

She also represents a district that includes 10th Mountains home.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 05, 2021 03:18 PM (ZmCUz)

48 Any time Gope replaces someone, just think of the Who line: Meet the new boss. Same as the old boss.

Not really sure why anyone needs that explained anymore.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 05, 2021 03:15 PM (l64hh)

That song is 50 years old. And no one has learned that lesson in all that time.

So yeah, needs to be repeated. Good reminder.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 05, 2021 03:18 PM (ifmtJ)

49 This is liked being crowned Homecoming King!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 05, 2021 03:15 PM (NWM+b)

*Wants to tell TJM about the bucket over his head the rest of the class placed there for when his Homecoming Queen Carrie takes the stage*
*Decides I've seen this movie and getting to the exit before TSHTF is a wiser choice*

Posted by: Bete at May 05, 2021 03:18 PM (Ojki1)

50 33 Trump loyalty > policy

You're goddamned right. The GOP has no policy commitments. I'll use any tool at hand to crush this party's balls, including Stefanik.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 05, 2021 03:15 PM (H5knJ)

I second this but without taking the Lord's Name in vain as my Confession list for Saturday is already full.

Posted by: Nora at May 05, 2021 03:18 PM (nyQyG)

51
All we want is for the warmongering haliburton cunt is to stop scolding Us and just a say a few things critical of, you know, fuckng Democrats, once in a fuckingwhile.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 05, 2021 03:18 PM (Jp6c/)

52 >>>42 Unpopular opinion based on observable facts, but Jared and Ivanka along with their circle have been calling the shots since Bannon was kicked out.

oh that's definitely been true. I mean, they were actually calling the shots when Bannon was there, too.

Posted by: ace at May 05, 2021 03:19 PM (eOTGX)

53 So what WY needs is a NY carpetbagger? Lulz. Keep on GOPing, GOPe.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 05, 2021 03:19 PM (DXFDM)

54 44 18 Lizzy,
GOPe did not boot MTG from her committee assignments--, the Dems demanded that the GOP do this but the GOP as a group held firm and the Dem votes did this unprecedented vote of the whole House to remove her from committees without being expelled.

Unfortunately, even if the Republicans win the House in 2022, I doubt that Maxine Waters would be treated the same or Adam Schiff by the GOPe.
Posted by: whig at May 05, 2021 03:17 PM (pO7gM)

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They might.

McCarthy was supposedly giddy with the move, not because it sidelined Greene but because it opened the tactic up to his side. Why the GOP can't just start these tactics they know are coming, I don't know, but think of it this way:

Kicking Maxine Waters off of the Finance Committee would be an easy, optics fueled win to ingratiate himself to the base without delivering any actual policy wins.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 05, 2021 03:19 PM (NWM+b)

55 Alright, sorry to go OT, but they remade the Right Stuff in 2020!?!?! and left out the Chuck Yeager character?!?!?!

What the actual, inveterate fuck?!?!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 05, 2021 03:19 PM (lmikk)

56 Unfortunately, even if the Republicans win the House in 2022, I doubt that Maxine Waters would be treated the same or Adam Schiff by the GOPe.
Posted by: whig at May 05, 2021 03:17 PM (pO7gM)

That's not Who We Are. Please donate!

Posted by: GOPe at May 05, 2021 03:19 PM (Ez6QX)

57 50 This is liked being crowned Homecoming King!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 05, 2021 03:15 PM (NWM+b)

*Wants to tell TJM about the bucket over his head the rest of the class placed there for when his Homecoming Queen Carrie takes the stage*
*Decides I've seen this movie and getting to the exit before TSHTF is a wiser choice*
Posted by: Bete at May 05, 2021 03:18 PM (Ojki1)

========

My mother is rather religious.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 05, 2021 03:19 PM (NWM+b)

58 Any time Gope replaces someone, just think of the Who line: Meet the new boss. Same as the old boss.

Not really sure why anyone needs that explained anymore.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 05, 2021 03:15 PM (l64hh)

And we won't get fooled again.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at May 05, 2021 03:20 PM (wAnMi)

59
President Trump is gone.
What's your fucking excuse, now, you Shits?

When is all this conservatism going to commence, now that President Trump is no longer a "distraction?"

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 05, 2021 03:20 PM (Jp6c/)

60 As others have said, Stefanik seems to be pro-Trump, even if she doesn't always agree with him. I have no problem with someone in the party whom I have disagreements about policy with. Cheney very clearly despised conservatives as a whole, and Trumpism as a movement. I don't get the same vibe from Stefanik.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 05, 2021 03:20 PM (jOcSX)

61 So why does Trump keep stepping on his dick here? Has he learned nothing? Is he selecting people based on chatter and scuttlebutt and who has the most attention on FOXNews?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Ashli Babbitt at May 05, 2021 03:20 PM (aXxgO)

62 Good riddance to bad rubbish.

Fuck her and her bald headed daddy.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 05, 2021 03:20 PM (xW72t)

63 Give me a break. All the people complaint about the GOPe, the number 3 Republican running that shit show was Cheney. She's completely out of touch with the base. Please stop Peddling the garbage this only about Trump. You wanted new leadership, you got it.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 05, 2021 03:20 PM (ZmCUz)

64 >>>54 So what WY needs is a NY carpetbagger? Lulz. Keep on GOPing, GOPe.

no Stefanik is running for the #3 leadership position in the GOP congressional caucus

Posted by: ace at May 05, 2021 03:20 PM (eOTGX)

65 And we won't get fooled again.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at May 05, 2021 03:20 PM (wAnMi)

And Eminence Front.

Posted by: 4 at May 05, 2021 03:21 PM (KnJdm)

66 Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 05, 2021 03:19 PM (lmikk)

Is it called The Woke Stuff?

Posted by: dantesed at May 05, 2021 03:21 PM (88xKn)

67 When anyone in DC says "our democracy", they mean "our Democrat Party".

"She is fighting this larger battle that is for the soul of the party and preserving the foundations of our Democrat Party."

See?

Posted by: Ian S. at May 05, 2021 03:21 PM (ZGrMX)

68
Then the two Angels of Conservatism came before me and told me they planned to destroy the GOP.

And I begged with them not to destroy the GOP because of the valuable infrastructure. I pled with them that if I could find 50 true conservatives in Congress, would they spare the party.

Then upon reading AoS, I realized 40 was a safer number......well, maybe 30.....20, 20 would be a safe bet.....10, surely there were 10 principled conservatives in Congress. And the Angels agreed to my terms.

And so we went to DC to find 10 principled conservatives, but they declared the Angels and I to be insurrectionists and demanded to ass-fuck the Angels. And Mitch McConnell offered up to the other politicians the citizens of the United States to ass-fuck instead.

And so the Angels of Conservatism destroyed the GOP, because they were sodomites and lovers of money.

And Matt Gaetz got drunk and banged a couple of GOP daughters in a cave as Liz Cheney turned into a Pillar of Salt.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 05, 2021 03:21 PM (djoaS)

69
Don't believe anything that is fake-"reported" by that little piece of shit manu ragu. All he does is tweet lies either made up by him and lies given to him by Other Liars.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 05, 2021 03:21 PM (Jp6c/)

70 It's the right scalp, and that's all that matter. The replacement is pretty inconsequential.

If you really want to put Trump under an ideological microscope, you're not going to like what you see either. But he was way better than the TruCon scam we normally get.

Posted by: Blago at May 05, 2021 03:21 PM (Zmax+)

71 56 Alright, sorry to go OT, but they remade the Right Stuff in 2020!?!?! and left out the Chuck Yeager character?!?!?!

What the actual, inveterate fuck?!?!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 05, 2021 03:19 PM (lmikk)
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I borrowed the original movie from the library and I'm watching it tonight (anniversary of Freedom 7 Mercury launch, baby!).

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 05, 2021 03:21 PM (Dc2NZ)

72 And Liz will now go on all the lefty shows claiming that she didn't leave the Republican Party, the Republican Party left her.

Posted by: Duke Lowell

Great thing about this blog. One gets the headlines way earlier than the great unwashed.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at May 05, 2021 03:22 PM (r1z5A)

73 This is Liz Cheney's Kobayashi Maru moment.

And she's no James T. Kirk.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 05, 2021 03:22 PM (cwI4U)

74 And so the Angels of Conservatism destroyed the GOP, because they were sodomites and lovers of money.

And Matt Gaetz got drunk and banged a couple of GOP daughters in a cave as Liz Cheney turned into a Pillar of Salt.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 05, 2021 03:21 PM (djoaS)

Sniff.

I love happy endings.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 05, 2021 03:22 PM (ifmtJ)

75 >>>61 As others have said, Stefanik seems to be pro-Trump, even if she doesn't always agree with him. I have no problem with someone in the party whom I have disagreements about policy with. Cheney very clearly despised conservatives as a whole, and Trumpism as a movement. I don't get the same vibe from Stefanik.

kay but there are a fair number of ideological conseratives, inclucing many in the Freedom Caucus, who are also pro-Trump

but of course we don't want them in power because anyone i nthe Freedom Caucus is a Deplorable and they're all White Men.

Spit! Who needs them!

Posted by: ace at May 05, 2021 03:22 PM (eOTGX)

76 I'm hoping (hope is probably not an ideal situation to be in) that Elise Stefanik has been mugged by reality somewhat. She's definitely an improvement over Liz Cheney, and you can tell by the GOPe groups getting all pissy about it.

The GOP is on life support, and deservedly so. So they can either start doing the right thing, or continue with their failure theater. Either way, I'm fine with it.

Posted by: Andy_in_Colorado at May 05, 2021 03:22 PM (CBrao)

77 71 It's the right scalp, and that's all that matter. The replacement is pretty inconsequential.

If you really want to put Trump under an ideological microscope, you're not going to like what you see either. But he was way better than the TruCon scam we normally get.
Posted by: Blago at May 05, 2021 03:21 PM (Zmax+)

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It only really matters if we can make this happen at will.

We can't. I'm not that sanguine on the future with Stefanik.

But, taking out Cheney is satisfying, at least.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 05, 2021 03:23 PM (NWM+b)

78 ace, if you are here.... your First Sentence is the best political commentary that I have read in ages. Thanks.

Posted by: kraken at May 05, 2021 03:23 PM (0KKyI)

79 Don't believe anything that is fake-"reported" by that little piece of shit manu ragu. All he does is tweet lies either made up by him and lies given to him by Other Liars.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 05, 2021 03:21 PM

Coming this fall, Manu Ragu: The Hands of Pasta.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 05, 2021 03:23 PM (dkvcO)

80 72 I borrowed the original movie from the library and I'm watching it tonight (anniversary of Freedom 7 Mercury launch, baby!).
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 05, 2021 03:21 PM (Dc2NZ)

==========

*cough*ownership rant*cough*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 05, 2021 03:23 PM (NWM+b)

81 And Liz will now go on all the lefty shows claiming that she didn't leave the Republican Party, the Republican Party left her.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 05, 2021 03:17 PM (kTF2Z)

She'll be on the FNS panel frequently, with Paul Ryan's blessing, along with fellow fatassed reject Neera Tanden.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 05, 2021 03:23 PM (y7DUB)

82 Put in Louie Gohmert, coach!

Posted by: Dr Wang at May 05, 2021 03:23 PM (1pEHT)

83 The bad news is that a moderate -- a liberal -- New Yorker is running to take her place

-
Shoot Lizzie pour encourager les autres.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 05, 2021 03:23 PM (VVEnO)

84 It's a TV series on Disney.

Oh, Dear Lord. Do they own the rights then?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 05, 2021 03:24 PM (lmikk)

85 49 BurtTC,
One could do worse than citing the Who. As far as political realism, songs like Wont Get Fooled Again, Relay, Eminence Front, or even the Punk and the Godfather regarding celebrity power, provide a useful corrective to leadership and authority worship.

Posted by: whig at May 05, 2021 03:24 PM (pO7gM)

86
The last thing we need is more of these California and New York cocksuckers in leadership roles in
Congress.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 05, 2021 03:24 PM (Jp6c/)

87 And Eminence Front.
Posted by: 4 at May 05, 2021 03:21 PM (KnJdm)

It's a put on.

Posted by: dantesed at May 05, 2021 03:24 PM (88xKn)

88 >>From source familiar with Cheney's thinking: "She is fighting this larger battle that is for the soul of the party and preserving the foundations of our democracy."

First, journalism is so silly now that they regularly quote 'a source familiar with [person's] thinking' -- wtf does that even mean? It means their source is mind-reading. That is not a source, that's a wild-a$$ guess by a staffer, friend or colleague. Worthless.

Second, when did it become the norm to depict one's self as fighting for the soul of [this country, party, whatever]? This is not a holy war, this is everyday DC swamp politics. There is no greater meaning -- you are trying to save your lil' House position after running your mouth too much to the press about how much you hate Trump and his voters. Get Over Your Self.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 05, 2021 03:24 PM (bDqIh)

89 kay but there are a fair number of ideological conseratives, inclucing many in the Freedom Caucus, who are also pro-Trump

but of course we don't want them in power because anyone i nthe Freedom Caucus is a Deplorable and they're all White Men.

Spit! Who needs them!
Posted by: ace at May 05, 2021 03:22 PM (eOTGX)

The Freedom Caucus has been marginalized for so long that it is now a time-honored tradition!

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at May 05, 2021 03:24 PM (z5Vrg)

90 Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 05, 2021 03:21 PM (djoaS)

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That was...that was beautiful, man.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 05, 2021 03:24 PM (kTF2Z)

91 She's no daisy. She's no daisy at all.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at May 05, 2021 03:24 PM (wAnMi)

92 74 This is Liz Cheney's Kobayashi Maru moment.

And she's no James T. Kirk.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 05, 2021 03:22 PM (cwI4U)

She did get her one test rigged by going secret vote.

Now she is facing it real world, staring up at the ship blowing up above her (somehow, cause movie) and wondering what she did.

Posted by: Bete at May 05, 2021 03:24 PM (Ojki1)

93 All your Politicians belong us

Posted by: Archer at May 05, 2021 03:24 PM (gmo/4)

94 74 This is Liz Cheney's Kobayashi Maru moment.

And she's no James T. Kirk.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 05, 2021 03:22 PM (cwI4U)

Although, she and all of them cheated to win.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 05, 2021 03:24 PM (lmikk)

95 crap

Posted by: Lizzy at May 05, 2021 03:24 PM (bDqIh)

96 Can we see the women that Matt Gaetz had sex with? I'm gonna have to judge just how guilty I think he is when the FNM goes balls to the walls on this story.
Though if Matt is reading this blog, call a press conference now.

Tell the FNM you did not have sex with that woman, whoever, while looking at Tater. Gag a few times while looking at him.

Then give all the presstitues cigars and walk out.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 05, 2021 03:25 PM (DpkTQ)

97 "kay but there are a fair number of ideological conseratives, inclucing many in the Freedom Caucus, who are also pro-Trump

but of course we don't want them in power because anyone i nthe Freedom Caucus is a Deplorable and they're all White Men.

Spit! Who needs them!
Posted by: ace at May 05, 2021 03:22 PM (eOTGX)"

Remind me. Which heroes are we talking about and what have they done beyond some stern letters? And which of them threw their hat in the ring for this position? There is a process you know- right? They could compete.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 05, 2021 03:25 PM (ZmCUz)

98 I can't say I'm surprised to see a Cheney entering a war without any plan for winning it.

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Heh.

Posted by: ShainS at May 05, 2021 03:25 PM (vgB3v)

99 But Stefanik was so great in "hearings".
I swear so-called "our" so-called "party" could win the fucking Hearings Championship of the World. We've got more Hearing than Magic Ear.

Posted by: ... at May 05, 2021 03:25 PM (uEbPt)

100 no Stefanik is running for the #3 leadership position in the GOP congressional caucus
Posted by: ace at May 05, 2021 03:20 PM (eOTGX)

Yes, but in a strange compromise devised by Henry Clay and Scoop Jackson, she has to move to Wyoming if she gets the slot.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 05, 2021 03:25 PM (l64hh)

101 BurtTC: "Any time Gope replaces someone, just think of the Who line: Meet the new boss. Same as the old boss."

Yep. The old guard brings so much pain that the peasants revolt. The solution? More, fresh, replacement pain. Why, it's almost as if they have their own constituency and it isn't us.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Ashli Babbitt at May 05, 2021 03:25 PM (aXxgO)

102 Alright, sorry to go OT, but they remade the Right Stuff in 2020!?!?! and left out the Chuck Yeager character?!?!?!

Yeah, but they remade Flatliners in 2017, so we already knew that nothing, absolutely nothing, in Hollywood is sacred.

Posted by: that guy who loved Flatliners at May 05, 2021 03:26 PM (h5TKJ)

103 ace, if you are here.... your First Sentence is the best political commentary that I have read in ages. Thanks.
Posted by: kraken at May 05, 2021 03:23 PM (0KKyI)

ace, i know you don't like compliments but this is 100% true, i choked on vape smoke laughing

Posted by: Nora at May 05, 2021 03:26 PM (nyQyG)

104 >no Stefanik is running for the #3 leadership position in the GOP congressional caucus
Posted by: ace at May 05, 2021 03:20 PM (eOTGX)

Oops, reading is fundamental. Thanks for putting me some knowledge, ace.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 05, 2021 03:26 PM (DXFDM)

105 'Source familiar with Cheney's thinking'=someone we made the fuck up. Not wrong, but fucking please.

'Fuck the base and all these actual conservatives' is her 'thinking' on the subject.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 05, 2021 03:26 PM (lmikk)

106 There is only one way out of this pickle - nominate Donald J. Trump to replace Cheney.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 05, 2021 03:26 PM (/MaDp)

107 But Stefanik was so great in "hearings".
I swear so-called "our" so-called "party" could win the fucking Hearings Championship of the World. We've got more Hearing than Magic Ear.
Posted by: ... at May 05, 2021 03:25 PM (uEbPt)

What????

Posted by: BurtTC at May 05, 2021 03:26 PM (l64hh)

108 Stefanik was a member of Trump's impeachment defense team in the House.

Posted by: runner at May 05, 2021 03:26 PM (V13WU)

109 Well. At least Cheney knew her time was up. Maybe Stefanik sees this opportunity to step up and be a conservative or be ousted as well.

Time will tell and believe me I am not optimistic with her but getting Cheney out is great.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 05, 2021 03:26 PM (ao0ni)

110 Ace, winning the thread in the first sentence.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 05, 2021 03:13 PM (wgkIS)

AOSHQ facts:

Ace wins all threads, even when someone else is declared the threadwinner.

Sponge is always first, even when someone else posts the first comment.

These are known.

Posted by: Doof at May 05, 2021 03:26 PM (mZUr4)

111 ace, i know you don't like compliments but this is 100% true, i choked on vape smoke laughing
Posted by: Nora at May 05, 2021 03:26 PM (nyQyG)

Me too. And I don't even vape!

Posted by: BurtTC at May 05, 2021 03:27 PM (l64hh)

112 Every politician is a rotten self-serving self-dealing piece of shit scumbag asshole. Start from there and very little will ever surprise you.

Posted by: ... at May 05, 2021 03:27 PM (uEbPt)

113 Send $100 ASAP so we can fight the radical liberal agenda by implementing our own version of the radical liberal agenda.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 05, 2021 03:27 PM (Q9kA5)

114 I put no faith in Washington politicians. None. This coming war is going to be fought out at the state level... bad news for the Republic, but I believe it's going to be that way.

Posted by: kraken at May 05, 2021 03:27 PM (0KKyI)

115 ace, i know you don't like compliments but this is 100% true, i choked on vape smoke laughing

Posted by: Nora at May 05, 2021 03:26 PM (nyQyG)

Everyone likes compliments.

Posted by: ... at May 05, 2021 03:28 PM (uEbPt)

116 92 She's no daisy. She's no daisy at all.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at May 05, 2021 03:24 PM (wAnMi)

*Warms up vocal synthesizer*

Posted by: Hal 9000 at May 05, 2021 03:28 PM (Ojki1)

117 Ace wins all threads, even when someone else is declared the threadwinner.

LIES

Posted by: Lace Wigs for sale at May 05, 2021 03:28 PM (DpkTQ)

118 I'm having an ever increasingly hard time keeping up with this stuff.

Posted by: Weasel at May 05, 2021 03:28 PM (MVjcR)

119 But Stefanik was so great in "hearings".
I swear so-called "our" so-called "party" could win the fucking Hearings Championship of the World. We've got more Hearing than Magic Ear.
Posted by: ... at May 05, 2021 03:25 PM (uEbPt)
........

They should have a hearing to plan future hearings.

Posted by: wth at May 05, 2021 03:28 PM (v0R5T)

120 Liz Cheney Elsie Stefanik

Meet the new squish, same as the old squish.

Posted by: Archer at May 05, 2021 03:28 PM (gmo/4)

121 Those scores or indexes are stupid. Juan McCain was always at the top of the ACU score. And what did it get us? And what does voting with Trump mean anyway? Trump doesnt vote on anything.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 05, 2021 03:29 PM (Q9kA5)

122 as a chick who went to an all girls' school - for the love of God put more white men in charge. long after menopause somehow we all still get on the same revenge bitch cycle and spend time on revenge bitch cycle instead of getting things done.
Gawd I miss Trump.

Posted by: Nora at May 05, 2021 03:29 PM (nyQyG)

123 Yeah, maybe we can get Google's own Jim Jordan in the #3 spot. There we go.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 05, 2021 03:29 PM (ZmCUz)

124 God forbid the "conservative party" should have one committed, America first conservative in the top three positions.

No, we need to have yet another northeastern urban liberal.
++++
Damn straight.

Posted by: GOPe at May 05, 2021 03:29 PM (Jsjd7)

125 LIES

Posted by: Lace Wigs for sale

*FistBump*

Posted by: MACHINES FOR SALE at May 05, 2021 03:29 PM (0bGEp)

126 Everyone likes compliments.
Posted by: ... at May 05, 2021 03:28 PM (uEbPt)

Not everyone. I actually got a PR that said 'Does not take praise well' once.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 05, 2021 03:29 PM (lmikk)

127
Well, I saw Lyn Cheney walking with the Queen
Doin' the werewolves of London

Posted by: Granny Rictus McBotox at May 05, 2021 03:29 PM (1FUMh)

128 Never mind Liz' exit strategy - I'm working on my entry strategy into this gorgeous lobbyist in Frank Luntz' place.

Posted by: Kevin McCarthy at May 05, 2021 03:29 PM (uWF4x)

129 You know there is one prominent Republican Member ranked more liberal than Elise Stefanik, and that is Kevin McCarthy. In fact, GovTrak says he the second most liberal GOP representative in the House.

Not to forget he is also a gutless worm of a miserable asshat, unwilling to question Democrats on any of illegal imprisonment of citizens, illegal spying on the president and his lawyers, and the murder of Ashli Babbitt.

Other than that, he seems nice.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 05, 2021 03:29 PM (3i7pT)

130 102 BurtTC: "Any time Gope replaces someone, just think of the Who line: Meet the new boss. Same as the old boss."

Yep. The old guard brings so much pain that the peasants revolt. The solution? More, fresh, replacement pain. Why, it's almost as if they have their own constituency and it isn't us.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Ashli Babbitt at May 05, 2021 03:25 PM (aXxgO)

BS. The leadership improved once Boehner left.

Posted by: P. Ryan. at May 05, 2021 03:30 PM (Ojki1)

131 President Trump is gone.
What's your fucking excuse, now, you Shits?

When is all this conservatism going to commence, now that President Trump is no longer a "distraction?"

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 05, 2021 03:20 PM (Jp6c/)

We just need to take back the house. The plan is in motion, we can stop the democrats. Did you see that Joe Biden has already made trips to our fair state? They're having the commander in chief make campaign trips already. You can help us stop them! For a donation of $500/250/100/50 (or other amount) we will 5x match you for the next 4 hours! Help us take back the house and help restore our ~~democracy~~ country! Can we COUNT ON YOU, PATRIOT?

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at May 05, 2021 03:30 PM (wAnMi)

132 oh that's definitely been true. I mean, they were actually calling the shots when Bannon was there, too.
Posted by: ace at May 05, 2021 03:19 PM (eOTGX)

Yeah. It's really bad. I do get it. I didn't want to detonate a nuke in the thread when I could lob a grenade instead.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 05, 2021 03:30 PM (CkvoK)

133 "NY dems. can redistrict stefanik out of her seat."

NY Dems are losing a seat, dunce.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 05, 2021 03:30 PM (ZmCUz)

134 Give me a break. All the people complaint about the GOPe, the number 3 Republican running that shit show was Cheney. She's completely out of touch with the base. Please stop Peddling the garbage this only about Trump. You wanted new leadership, you got it.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 05, 2021 03:20 PM

case in point: can you guess who the michigan GOPe is considering running against Obergruppenfuhrer Whitmer in 2022?

Ronna Romney McDaniel

So.Much.Winning.

if all goes to plan, I'll be laughing about the 2022 michigan governor race from an AO 1,400 miles southwest of my current location

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 05, 2021 03:30 PM (DUIap)

135 Not everyone. I actually got a PR that said 'Does not take praise well' once.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 05, 2021 03:29 PM (lmikk)

That's awesome.

Posted by: ... at May 05, 2021 03:30 PM (uEbPt)

136 Ok, so I believe the rules require Liz and Elise to face off in a swimming pool full of jello with the My Pillow of their choice right?

Posted by: Obligatory at May 05, 2021 03:30 PM (DpkTQ)

137 Liz Cheney should retire to spend more time with her Halliburton money.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 05, 2021 03:30 PM (0bGEp)

138 Some of you people need to learn to go with the flow - like the unending flow of drinks up here in Frank Luntz' place.

Posted by: Kevin McCarthy at May 05, 2021 03:30 PM (uWF4x)

139 If only there was another female Republican representative who actually *was* willing to be conservative, even when it makes her unpopular with the DC Elite...

...hm...

OH WELL.

Posted by: Marjorie Taylor Greene at May 05, 2021 03:30 PM (XiVKO)

140 135 "NY dems. can redistrict stefanik out of her seat."

NY Dems are losing a seat, dunce.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 05, 2021 03:30 PM (ZmCUz)

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Who's drawing the map?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 05, 2021 03:30 PM (NWM+b)

141 I put no faith in Washington politicians. None. This coming war is going to be fought out at the state level... bad news for the Republic, but I believe it's going to be that way.
Posted by: kraken at May 05, 2021 03:27 PM (0KKyI)

Article V is a convention of states and 100% Constitutional.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 05, 2021 03:31 PM (y7DUB)

142 Instead of vain, self-dealing Republican women and pseudo-men, here's a picture of a cute girl:
https://is.gd/u8JXVU

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 05, 2021 03:31 PM (Jsjd7)

143 I love Jesus. That's all you have to say and when you die you will have eternal pleasure in the afterlife. I do not, lie it is faith.

Posted by: Dingler at May 05, 2021 03:31 PM (a16K8)

144 The hyperspace bypass is looking better all the time.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 05, 2021 03:31 PM (tYPxU)

145
Look at all the "leadership" roles.
Most are CA and NY from both parties.

That's our problem.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 05, 2021 03:31 PM (Jp6c/)

146 BS. The leadership improved once Boehner left.
Posted by: P. Ryan. at May 05, 2021 03:30 PM (Ojki1)

The wind shifted and it's not in direct sunlight. Fools most people at first.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at May 05, 2021 03:32 PM (wAnMi)

147
Posted by: Cocksucker at May 05, 2021 03:31 PM (a16K

Cocksucker is here.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 05, 2021 03:32 PM (Jp6c/)

148 135

Exactly. NY is losing a seat, ie she will be the one removed.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 05, 2021 03:32 PM (Q9kA5)

149 147
Look at all the "leadership" roles.
Most are CA and NY from both parties.

That's our problem.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 05, 2021 03:31 PM (Jp6c/)

==========

Fundraising is important. Which explains Cheney because...um...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 05, 2021 03:32 PM (NWM+b)

150 Me too. And I don't even vape!
Posted by: BurtTC at May 05, 2021 03:27 PM (l64hh)

ha!

Posted by: Nora at May 05, 2021 03:32 PM (nyQyG)

151 Who saw Hyperspace Bypass open for Android Lust ?

Posted by: runner at May 05, 2021 03:32 PM (V13WU)

152 All you Floridian morons, you need to hold DeSantis hostage, make him Governor for Life... something.. DO NOT let him be whisked away to DC.

Posted by: kraken at May 05, 2021 03:32 PM (0KKyI)

153 Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 05, 2021 03:21 PM (djoaS)

Truth!

Posted by: Just Lily. Thread-Winner Elect at May 05, 2021 03:32 PM (yY9Rb)

154 So A RINO replacing a RINO ? What's new?

Posted by: It's me donna at May 05, 2021 03:33 PM (Zmnko)

155 That's awesome.
Posted by: ... at May 05, 2021 03:30 PM (uEbPt)

Hah! Fuck you.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 05, 2021 03:33 PM (lmikk)

156 Never mind Liz' exit strategy - I'm working on my entry strategy into this gorgeous lobbyist in Frank Luntz' place.
Posted by: Kevin McCarthy at May 05, 2021 03:29 PM (uWF4x)

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Have you tried the beefcake towel pic?

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at May 05, 2021 03:33 PM (XiVKO)

157 So A RINO replacing a RINO ? What's new?

Posted by: It's me donna at May 05, 2021 03:33 PM (Zmnko)

And now both of them have a higher profile.

Posted by: ... at May 05, 2021 03:33 PM (uEbPt)

158 Blowjob >>>>>>>praise.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 05, 2021 03:33 PM (o2MD2)

159 President Trump is gone.
What's your fucking excuse, now, you Shits?

When is all this conservatism going to commence, now that President Trump is no longer a "distraction?"
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 05, 2021 03:20 PM (Jp6c/)
++++
As soon as you realize that the pre-Trump behavior of losing with dignity and occasionally saying good things to throw some ersatz red meat at you plebes *is* conservatism!

Posted by: GOPe at May 05, 2021 03:33 PM (Jsjd7)

160
"NY dems. can redistrict stefanik out of her seat."

NY Dems are losing a seat, dunce.
Posted by: Marcus T

That's true, but he's right.
The NY state Democrats can re-draw all their remaining districts as they wish.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 05, 2021 03:33 PM (Jp6c/)

161 I am glad Cheney is being kicked out. She thought she was untouchable.

Posted by: runner at May 05, 2021 03:33 PM (V13WU)

162 My top 3 choices for the role
marjorie taylor greene
marjorie taylor greene
marjorie taylor greene

Posted by: 18-1 at May 05, 2021 03:33 PM (DpkTQ)

163 Hah! Fuck you.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 05, 2021 03:33 PM (lmikk)

Posted by: ... at May 05, 2021 03:33 PM (uEbPt)

164 >> 122 NY dems. can redistrict stefanik out of her seat.

I can certainly help Elise Stefanik with her seat. Send her up to Frank Luntz' place.

Posted by: Kevin McCarthy at May 05, 2021 03:34 PM (uWF4x)

165 BS. The leadership improved once Boehner left.
Posted by: P. Ryan. at May 05, 2021 03:30 PM (Ojki1)

If by improved you mean being able to bench press more towel boys, then sure.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 05, 2021 03:34 PM (l64hh)

166 There is no greater meaning -- you are trying to
save your lil' House position after running your mouth too much to the
press about how much you hate Trump and his voters. Get Over Your Self.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 05, 2021 03:24 PM (bDqIh)

Perfect.

Posted by: 4 at May 05, 2021 03:34 PM (KnJdm)

167 123 Those scores or indexes are stupid. Juan McCain was always at the top of the ACU score. And what did it get us? And what does voting with Trump mean anyway? Trump doesnt vote on anything.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 05, 2021 03:29 PM (Q9kA5)

Something tells me that those ACU scores were about as rigged as the US News College Rankings. I swear, I think we've been snookered all along these past few decades.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 05, 2021 03:34 PM (mdjgu)

168 Hey, the Vice President is here. Check those pants fellows. Or not, as the case may be.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 05, 2021 03:34 PM (lmikk)

169 Some of us expressed doubt on the Liz vs. Stef thing earlier today. Fighting, such that it is in today's GOP isn't much more than crotch grabbing with sweaty hands.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 05, 2021 03:34 PM (3H9h1)

170 My top 3 choices for the role
marjorie taylor greene
marjorie taylor greene
marjorie taylor greene

Posted by: 18-1 at May 05, 2021 03:33 PM (DpkTQ)

Lauren Boebert says hi.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 05, 2021 03:35 PM (l64hh)

171 160 Blowjob >>>>>>>praise.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 05, 2021 03:33 PM (o2MD2)

This.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 05, 2021 03:35 PM (lmikk)

172 Why would she have to lie?

"I hate Trump more than I hate Democrats. I hate Republican voters more than I hate Chinese Communists. I believe the Deep State should run our government, and I hate the American constitution."

This is what she's been saying to everyone for years, isn't it? At least implicitly.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 05, 2021 03:12 PM (NWM+b)

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"Telling the truth" now is == and only == #OrangeManBad these mental midgets.

Posted by: ShainS at May 05, 2021 03:35 PM (vgB3v)

173 "Who's drawing the map?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 05, 2021 03:30 PM (NWM+b)"

Good luck with that. You ever see the 21st district. The legislature would be sued and Republicans would win. Even based on the convoluted districting laws we have today.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 05, 2021 03:35 PM (ZmCUz)

174 163 I am glad Cheney is being kicked out. She thought she was untouchable.
-----------------
Just looking at her tells you she is untouchable.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 05, 2021 03:35 PM (/MaDp)

175 All you Floridian morons, you need to hold DeSantis hostage, make him Governor for Life... something.. DO NOT let him be whisked away to DC.
Posted by: kraken at May 05, 2021 03:32 PM (0KKyI)

He's lost to us forever if he does. At least for now, 1/50th of the country is in good hands.

And just watch, CA is going to elect a mentally unstable pervert who apparently is the face of the "new" GOP. It was pretty depressing seeing James Woods fawning on his ad. Seriously, there's nobody else? I'll vote D, trust me.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at May 05, 2021 03:36 PM (wAnMi)

176 175 "Who's drawing the map?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 05, 2021 03:30 PM (NWM+b)"

Good luck with that. You ever see the 21st district. The legislature would be sued and Republicans would win. Even based on the convoluted districting laws we have today.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 05, 2021 03:35 PM (ZmCUz)

========

New York judges would side with Republicans trying to keep a seat?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 05, 2021 03:36 PM (NWM+b)

177 The pasta will not be pleased.

Posted by: Torgo at May 05, 2021 03:36 PM (PpDo3)

178 Ok, so I believe the rules require Liz and Elise to face off in a swimming pool full of jello with the My Pillow of their choice right?
Posted by: Obligatory at May 05, 2021 03:30 PM (DpkTQ)

only if you can chip in $5 RIGHT NOW for a chance to see it live

Posted by: Nora at May 05, 2021 03:36 PM (nyQyG)

179 Bukakae Theatre for all?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 05, 2021 03:36 PM (tYPxU)

180 Liz Cheney is like Meghan McCain or Amy Schumer with 5 pounds less fat. I'm going to miss her slender profile.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 05, 2021 03:36 PM (2goRJ)

181 I am glad Cheney is being kicked out. She thought she was untouchable.
-----------------
Just looking at her tells you she is untouchable.
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 05, 2021 03:35 PM (/MaDp)

Don't even think about it.

Posted by: 10 foot stick at May 05, 2021 03:36 PM (wAnMi)

182 Widespread Pepe: "Unpopular opinion based on observable facts, but Jared and Ivanka along with their circle have been calling the shots since Bannon was kicked out."

More so at the beginning of his term as far as I could discern (at least outwardly), but true. They were consigliere.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Ashli Babbitt at May 05, 2021 03:37 PM (aXxgO)

183 I believe Trump endorsed Stefanik this afternoon.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 05, 2021 03:37 PM (MQFnu)

184 176 163 I am glad Cheney is being kicked out. She thought she was untouchable.
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Just looking at her tells you she is untouchable.
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 05, 2021 03:35 PM (/MaDp)

The amount of alcohol required would make it a pyrrhic victory.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 05, 2021 03:37 PM (lmikk)

185 176 163 I am glad Cheney is being kicked out. She thought she was untouchable.
-----------------
Just looking at her tells you she is untouchable.
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 05, 2021 03:35 PM (/MaDp)

Untouchable yes, unflushable, no.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 05, 2021 03:37 PM (o2MD2)

186 Cocksucker is here.

He's just an Average Joe.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at May 05, 2021 03:37 PM (SchxB)

187 Blowjob >praise.
I'll be your huckleberry

Posted by: Barack Obama at May 05, 2021 03:37 PM (DpkTQ)

188 Not everyone. I actually got a PR that said 'Does not take praise well' once.

Posted by: Aetius451AD

"What is your most negative personality trait?"

"Well, sometimes when I've worked for a couple of years straight doing 80 hour weeks without taking a single day off, I will occasionally need to work only 60 hours for a couple weeks before getting back on track."

Posted by: Sharkman at May 05, 2021 03:37 PM (0bGEp)

189 BS. The leadership improved once Boehner left.
Posted by: P. Ryan. at May 05, 2021 03:30 PM (Ojki1)

If by improved you mean being able to bench press more towel boys, then sure.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 05, 2021 03:34 PM (l64hh)

------

AND the nightly bar tab finally came in under $10,000.

Posted by: ShainS at May 05, 2021 03:38 PM (vgB3v)

190 Mitt / Stefanik 2024

Severely Conservative Squared

Send $100 ASAP

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 05, 2021 03:38 PM (Q9kA5)

191 Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at May 05, 2021 03:36 PM (wAnMi)

Caitlyn is counting on it!!!!

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 05, 2021 03:38 PM (ao0ni)

192 183 I am glad Cheney is being kicked out. She thought she was untouchable.
-----------------
Just looking at her tells you she is untouchable.
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 05, 2021 03:35 PM (/MaDp)

Don't even think about it.
----------------------
Liz Cheney in fishnet stockings with a dog collar. Go there. And then repent.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 05, 2021 03:38 PM (/MaDp)

193 > Stefanik tells colleagues she has wide backing

Hey, no need for fat-shaming.

Tank Abrams has such wide backing that she's legally required to wear one of those beep-beep-beep backup alarms.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 05, 2021 03:38 PM (JZT2F)

194 Josh Kraushaar doesn't look like he has kraushaar.

Posted by: SFGoth at May 05, 2021 03:38 PM (KAi1n)

195 181 Bukakae Theatre for all?
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 05, 2021 03:36 PM (tYPxU)

Pretty much. At least in Hentai the people are more attractive, even if age can be considered questionable.

Posted by: Bete at May 05, 2021 03:38 PM (Ojki1)

196 >> the rules require Liz and Elise to face off in a
>> swimming pool full of jello

We have one available at Frank Luntz' place - send them over.

Posted by: Kevin McCarthy at May 05, 2021 03:38 PM (uWF4x)

197 I trust Stefanik on taking out AOC.

Posted by: m at May 05, 2021 03:39 PM (nzEdf)

198 The amount of alcohol required would make it a pyrrhic victory.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 05, 2021 03:37 PM (lmikk)

Challenge accepted!

Posted by: Georgetown Frat Boys at May 05, 2021 03:39 PM (jOcSX)

199 177. DeSantis is term limited.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 05, 2021 03:39 PM (MQFnu)

200 "New York judges would side with Republicans trying to keep a seat?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 05, 2021 03:36 PM (NWM+b)"

There are actually laws and recent cases around drawing districts. If they purposely redistricted to establish a Democrat seat and redrew convoluted lines, without any case to do so, and in the process disenfranchised voters they would lose. They might win in their local court, but they would lose. Count on it.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 05, 2021 03:39 PM (ZmCUz)

201 And sixthing (or so) the opening line, Ace.

Brilliant snark. What was that... a 12 gauge?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Ashli Babbitt at May 05, 2021 03:39 PM (aXxgO)

202 AltonJackson, are you moving to TX also?

Posted by: Ben Had at May 05, 2021 03:39 PM (HcjpG)

203 Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Ashli Babbitt at May 05, 2021 03:37 PM (aXxgO)

I think after Bannon and Trump made up Trump has been listening to Bannon more. Got nothing to back it up but Bannon is en fuego on his radio/tv show.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 05, 2021 03:39 PM (ao0ni)

204 I has the one ring! I rulez the worldz!!!

Posted by: prez'snit jarvanka at May 05, 2021 03:39 PM (uxUoN)

205 State's Rights may be the battleground. I know some states are sucking morasses of shit, but they are gonna stay that way.

Posted by: kraken at May 05, 2021 03:40 PM (0KKyI)

206 178

Im sure scotus would side with the GOP.

Ha ha ha ha ha. I kill me sometimes.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 05, 2021 03:40 PM (Q9kA5)

207
AND the nightly bar tab finally came in under $10,000.
Posted by: ShainS at May 05, 2021 03:38 PM (vgB3v)

It was a dark time. *weeps*

Posted by: DC bartenders at May 05, 2021 03:40 PM (Ojki1)

208 Untouchable yes, unflushable, no.

Posted by: Xipe Totec

Liz Cheney is the UpperDecker of the GOPe, much like AOC is for the DemonRats.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 05, 2021 03:40 PM (0bGEp)

209 I'll reserve judgement on Stefanik.

Her district actually voted for Obama and has gotten redder in recent years. She, herself, has actually sounded far more receptive to what the Trumpist wing of the party wants and that's a good thing.

I'm all for converts to our side. At the very least Stefanik doesn't bash Republicans generally for Jan 6th.

Hopefully she pleasantly surprises us.

Posted by: Ohio Guy at May 05, 2021 03:40 PM (h/mlN)

210 We have one available at Frank Luntz' place - send them over.
I don't want girl cooties on MY jello tubs. The boys hate that.

Posted by: Frank Luntz at May 05, 2021 03:40 PM (DpkTQ)

211 As long as they have surrender-monkeys McConnell and McCarthy "leading the way", who cares what the rest of the dance-card looks like...

Posted by: setnaffa at May 05, 2021 03:40 PM (OQc7P)

212
Funny how the blue-state Republican Cucks manage to keep the red state TX and FL republicans far from leadership roles.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 05, 2021 03:40 PM (Jp6c/)

213 Pretty much. At least in Hentai the people are more attractive, even if age can be considered questionable.
Posted by: Bete at May 05, 2021 03:38 PM (Ojki1)

'Questionable'?

That is like saying the same about Portman in the Professional.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 05, 2021 03:40 PM (lmikk)

214 202 "New York judges would side with Republicans trying to keep a seat?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 05, 2021 03:36 PM (NWM+b)"

There are actually laws and recent cases around drawing districts. If they purposely redistricted to establish a Democrat seat and redrew convoluted lines, without any case to do so, and in the process disenfranchised voters they would lose. They might win in their local court, but they would lose. Count on it.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 05, 2021 03:39 PM (ZmCUz)

=========

I read that there were clear laws about how voting laws could change that secretaries of state completely and flagrantly ignored last year. That didn't stop their changes from effectively becoming permanent, though.

My trust in the effectiveness of the judicial system has taken a bit of a beating, let's just say.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 05, 2021 03:41 PM (NWM+b)

215 Posted by: P. Ryan. at May 05, 2021 03:30 PM (Ojki1)

If by improved you mean being able to bench press more towel boys, then sure.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 05, 2021 03:34 PM (l64hh)

AND the nightly bar tab finally came in under $10,000.
Posted by: ShainS at May 05, 2021 03:38 PM (vgB3v)

Carpet cleaning bills, about a wash, I'm guessing.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 05, 2021 03:41 PM (l64hh)

216 >> the rules require Liz and Elise to face off in a
>> swimming pool full of jello

We have one available at Frank Luntz' place - send them over.
Posted by: Kevin McCarthy at May 05, 2021 03:38 PM (uWF4x)
.........

Frank lets girls in?

Posted by: wth at May 05, 2021 03:41 PM (v0R5T)

217 NY s losing a seat so that means every district is going to be redistributed. And Dems will make sure a GOP seat is lost.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 05, 2021 03:41 PM (Q9kA5)

218 Challenge accepted!
Posted by: Georgetown Frat Boys at May 05, 2021 03:39 PM (jOcSX)

Rope. Dusty hallway.

Some assembly required.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 05, 2021 03:41 PM (lmikk)

219
That is like saying the same about Portman in the Professional.
I'll be in my bunk

Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 05, 2021 03:41 PM (DpkTQ)

220 They might win in their local court, but they would lose. Count on it.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 05, 2021 03:39 PM (ZmCUz)

*Snicker*

Posted by: Dread Justice Roberts and his merry band of post legal miscreants at May 05, 2021 03:41 PM (Ojki1)

221 State's Rights may be the battleground. I know some states are sucking morasses of shit, but they are gonna stay that way.
Posted by: kraken at May 05, 2021 03:40 PM (0KKyI)
++++
Don't worry. Once we have federally-harmonized interstate tax, environmental and labor policies, everything will balance effectively and reduce the massive disparities between states for reasons that are outside of their control.

Posted by: American State Harmonization Action Committee at May 05, 2021 03:41 PM (Jsjd7)

222 So skip is the new programmer?

Posted by: Dingler at May 05, 2021 03:42 PM (a16K8)

223 >> 5 That fucking hill has got to be somewhere.
>> All these hills are wrong.

I found some nice sets of hills up here in Frank Luntz' place.

Posted by: Kevin McCarthy at May 05, 2021 03:42 PM (uWF4x)

224 A shot of Stefanik's wide backing:

https://tinyurl.com/widebacking

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 05, 2021 03:42 PM (JZT2F)

225 NY s losing a seat so that means every district is going to be redistributed. And Dems will make sure a GOP seat is lost.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 05, 2021 03:41 PM (Q9kA5)

That sounds about right.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 05, 2021 03:42 PM (Ez6QX)

226 After all the election fuckery we saw last year with judges saying LOLGF, I am amazed how people still think election laws mean anything.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 05, 2021 03:42 PM (Q9kA5)

227 I found some nice sets of hills up here in Frank Luntz' place.

Posted by: Kevin McCarthy at May 05, 2021 03:42 PM (uWF4x)

---------------
Those aren't hills, Kevin. But I'm sure you already know that.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 05, 2021 03:43 PM (cwI4U)

228 225 >> 5 That fucking hill has got to be somewhere.
>> All these hills are wrong.

I found some nice sets of hills up here in Frank Luntz' place.
Posted by: Kevin McCarthy at May 05, 2021 03:42 PM (uWF4x)

Never seen Frank from behind, so I cannot comment.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 05, 2021 03:43 PM (lmikk)

229 Whom should conservatives ask their reps to support for House GOP leadership? We saw GOP takeovers in 1994 and 2010 get burned out by leadership failure, first with Hastert and later with Boehner/Ryan.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at May 05, 2021 03:43 PM (Bs26G)

230
"Judges" re-drew districts in PA. They did it, got away with it, and said "racism" was the only reason Republicans opposed it.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 05, 2021 03:43 PM (Jp6c/)

231 Governor Caitlyn Jenner.... California will finally reach their Singularity Moment... or Peak Stupid, take your pick...

Posted by: kraken at May 05, 2021 03:43 PM (0KKyI)

232 According to Twatter, Megan McCain defended Liz Cheney by saying that people are only bullying her because she "did not bend the knee to Cheeto Jesus".

Posted by: Tall Cool Gentleman in a Black Suit at May 05, 2021 03:43 PM (Do5/p)

233 A shot of Stefanik's wide backing:

https://tinyurl.com/widebacking
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 05, 2021 03:42 PM (JZT2F)

Thicc but not yet disqualified

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 05, 2021 03:43 PM (ifmtJ)

234 146 The hyperspace bypass is looking better all the time.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 05, 2021 03:31 PM (tYPxU)

Just keep a towel handy.

Posted by: Javems at May 05, 2021 03:44 PM (ihU8z)

235 DeSantis is term limited.

--

He's not. He first came into office as Governor in 2019. I believe he can serve 2 terms.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 05, 2021 03:44 PM (O+I8R)

236 215 Pretty much. At least in Hentai the people are more attractive, even if age can be considered questionable.
Posted by: Bete at May 05, 2021 03:38 PM (Ojki1)

'Questionable'?

That is like saying the same about Portman in the Professional.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 05, 2021 03:40 PM (lmikk)

The disclaimers clearly state all characters are 18 years old. Or 19, depending on the company releasing it.

Or so I've heard anyway.

Posted by: Bete at May 05, 2021 03:44 PM (Ojki1)

237 234 According to Twatter, Megan McCain defended Liz Cheney by saying that people are only bullying her because she "did not bend the knee to Cheeto Jesus".
----------------
Cheeto Jesus is the bestest Jesus - except for the Original Recipe Jesus.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 05, 2021 03:44 PM (/MaDp)

238 A shot of Stefanik's wide backing:

https://tinyurl.com/widebacking
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 05, 2021 03:42 PM (JZT2F)

Thicc but not yet disqualified
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 05, 2021 03:43 PM (ifmtJ)

I could get behind that.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 05, 2021 03:44 PM (l64hh)

239 A shot of Stefanik's wide backing:

https://tinyurl.com/widebacking

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 05, 2021 03:42 PM (JZT2F)

.....

Still serviceable, but those plump calves say 'Gonna be shopping in a Walmart scooter someday'.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 05, 2021 03:45 PM (djoaS)

240 >> Seriously, there's nobody else? I'll vote D, trust me.

A vote for Jenner IS a vote for D.

Posted by: the dandy at May 05, 2021 03:45 PM (cLNTv)

241
Posted by: Ben Had at May 05, 2021 03:39 PM

that always been the plan, Ben Had

I've been tired of being a stranger in a strange land for too long

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 05, 2021 03:45 PM (DUIap)

242 >> 131 Kevin McCarthy... is also a gutless worm of a
>> miserable asshat, unwilling to question Democrats
>> on any of illegal imprisonment of citizens, illegal
>> spying on the president and his lawyers,
>> and the murder of Ashli Babbitt.

I prefer the term 'flexible'.

Posted by: Kevin McCarthy at May 05, 2021 03:45 PM (uWF4x)

243 >>>234 According to Twatter, Megan McCain defended Liz Cheney by saying that people are only bullying her because she "did not bend the knee to Cheeto Jesus".

so witty, so charming... she's like a heavier version of her father.

Posted by: ace at May 05, 2021 03:45 PM (eOTGX)

244 Sorry, had the terminology of her statement a bit incorrect...

"On The View, Meghan McCain discusses Republicans' push to oust Rep. Liz Cheney as GOP conference chair, saying that they are 'shivving' her for respecting the presidential election results and 'refusing to debase herself for Cheeto Jesus'

Posted by: Tall Cool Gentleman in a Black Suit at May 05, 2021 03:45 PM (Do5/p)

245 I can't say I'm surprised to see a Cheney entering a war without any plan for winning it.

Nice, Ace. Top shelf.

This calls for a celebration.

Ewok Snax all around!!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at May 05, 2021 03:45 PM (EERbD)

246 >> 131 Kevin McCarthy... is also a gutless worm of a
>> miserable asshat, unwilling to question Democrats
>> on any of illegal imprisonment of citizens, illegal
>> spying on the president and his lawyers,
>> and the murder of Ashli Babbitt.

can't disagree, but can you name one Republican willing to question any of this?!?!

Posted by: ace at May 05, 2021 03:45 PM (eOTGX)

247 Who wouldn't rather cut off their balls then live another day under Gov Gruesome?

Posted by: Vote Jenner 2021 at May 05, 2021 03:46 PM (DpkTQ)

248 > and in the process disenfranchised voters they would lose. They might win in their local court, but they would lose. Count on it.

Oh, you sweet summer child.

https://tinyurl.com/chicagowards

Posted by: People What Draw The Chicago Districts at May 05, 2021 03:46 PM (JZT2F)

249 Why are we constantly surprised that the GOP does shit like putting a "moderate" in Cheneys place? Wouldn't it be safe to assume given their track record over the last 40+ years?

Attn; Dworkin Barimen, read this carefully as I know reading comprehension isn't your strong suit.

Posted by: JROD at May 05, 2021 03:46 PM (0jZnq)

250
237 DeSantis is term limited.

--

He's not. He first came into office as Governor in 2019. I believe he can serve 2 terms.
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 05, 2021 03:44 PM (O+I8R)

Can the Guv come back and run again after sitting out a term???

Posted by: kraken at May 05, 2021 03:46 PM (0KKyI)

251 Cheeto Jesus is the bestest Jesus - except for the Original Recipe Jesus.
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 05, 2021 03:44 PM (/MaDp)

New from Taco Bell!!!!

I am actually waiting for a cheeto burrito from them.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 05, 2021 03:46 PM (lmikk)

252 242 >> Seriously, there's nobody else? I'll vote D, trust me.

A vote for Jenner IS a vote for D.
Posted by: the dandy at May 05, 2021 03:45 PM (cLNTv)

Pretty sure Jenner ain't about the D.

Posted by: Bete at May 05, 2021 03:46 PM (Ojki1)

253 245 >>>234 According to Twatter, Megan McCain defended Liz Cheney by saying that people are only bullying her because she "did not bend the knee to Cheeto Jesus".

so witty, so charming... she's like a heavier version of her father.
Posted by: ace at May 05, 2021 03:45 PM (eOTGX)

No one knows Cheetos better than Miss Piggy...

Posted by: kraken at May 05, 2021 03:47 PM (0KKyI)

254 >> 38 [Stefanik] served on the legal team of Trump's
>> first impeachment trial. She's obviously a lot better
>> than Cheney.

I won't hold that against her. I may hold something else though.

Posted by: Kevin McCarthy at May 05, 2021 03:47 PM (uWF4x)

255 When Trump posited DeSantis as his running mate, perhaps he meant of the new breakaway republic we are planning.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 05, 2021 03:47 PM (Dc2NZ)

256 Seriously, there's nobody else? I'll vote D, trust me.

A vote for Jenner IS a vote for D.
Posted by: the dandy at May 05, 2021 03:45 PM (cLNTv)

Pretty sure Jenner ain't about the D.
Posted by: Bete at May 05, 2021 03:46 PM (Ojki1)

I thought he had a boyfriend for a while

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 05, 2021 03:47 PM (ifmtJ)

257
I am actually waiting for a cheeto burrito from them.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 05, 2021 03:46 PM

they just dis-continued the "frito burrito"

bastards

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 05, 2021 03:47 PM (DUIap)

258 Any guess what was for supper?

Posted by: Skip at May 05, 2021 03:47 PM (Cxk7w)

259 According to Twatter, Megan McCain defended Liz Cheney by saying that people are only bullying her because she "did not bend the knee to Cheeto Jesus".

so witty, so charming... she's like a heavier version of her father.
Posted by: ace at May 05, 2021 03:45 PM (eOTGX)

Didn't she eat her father with a bit of pickle relish and a tub of Ranch Dip?

Posted by: naturalfake at May 05, 2021 03:47 PM (EERbD)

260 Can the Guv come back and run again after sitting out a term???

--

I think so, yes. There is no limit, but they can't serve more than 2 terms in a row. From what I understand...

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 05, 2021 03:48 PM (O+I8R)

261 So we have gone from Chocolate Jesus to Cheeto Jesus to... what flavor of Jesus is Biden?

Formaldehyde Jesus?

Posted by: Tall Cool Gentleman in a Black Suit at May 05, 2021 03:48 PM (Do5/p)

262 Stefanik propelled her career by helping knock out the Impeachment 1.0 case against Trump. Considering that there were snakes waiting in the grass in the Senate for that trial, the actions of the House GOP in demolishing the impeachment narrative during the big televised hearings is something.

That she became a "Trump loyalist" allows her to be a compromise candidate; no doubt the GOPe will use her to try to retain the corporate dollars following Cheney's departure.

Posted by: Revenant at May 05, 2021 03:48 PM (C35Jn)

263
Twitter wants you to know that "cheeto jesus" is fake trending today. Really.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 05, 2021 03:48 PM (Jp6c/)

264 > I thought he had a boyfriend for a while

I hadn't heard that.

I did see an interview where he said he preferred putting the rod to women, so I don't think he's actually had his dick cut off.

Posted by: People What Draw The Chicago Districts at May 05, 2021 03:48 PM (JZT2F)

265 All I gotta say about Caitlyn is... do you trust its' judgement????

Posted by: kraken at May 05, 2021 03:48 PM (0KKyI)

266 256 >> 38 [Stefanik] served on the legal team of Trump's
>> first impeachment trial. She's obviously a lot better
>> than Cheney.

I won't hold that against her. I may hold something else though.
Posted by: Kevin McCarthy at May 05, 2021 03:47 PM (uWF4x)

*Glares*
*Raises rent to fair market value*

Posted by: Frank Lutnz at May 05, 2021 03:48 PM (Ojki1)

267 Hey everybody! Posting from my new PC.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 05, 2021 03:48 PM (L2ZTs)

268 When Trump posited DeSantis as his running mate, perhaps he meant of the new breakaway republic we are planning.

--

I don't know about you guys, but I'm all in. Where do I sign up?

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 05, 2021 03:48 PM (O+I8R)

269 they just dis-continued the "frito burrito"

bastards
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 05, 2021 03:47 PM (DUIap)

I miss the chili cheese burrito.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 05, 2021 03:49 PM (lmikk)

270 Jenner is the perfect embodiment of the Republican establishment. He's a craven pretender masquerading as something he's not, yet he doesn't even have the balls to commit to the gimmick, finish the job and cut his own dick off.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 05, 2021 03:49 PM (Jsjd7)

271 > So we have gone from Chocolate Jesus to Cheeto Jesus to... what flavor of Jesus is Biden?

Ensure Jesus.

Posted by: People What Draw The Chicago Districts at May 05, 2021 03:49 PM (JZT2F)

272 Has anyone else noticed how much Liz Cheney resembles Hillary?

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 05, 2021 03:49 PM (L2ZTs)

273 Formaldehyde Jesus?
Posted by: Tall Cool Gentleman in a Black Suit at May 05, 2021 03:48 PM (Do5/p)

Ether Jesus?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 05, 2021 03:49 PM (lmikk)

274 Or Ben Gay Jesus?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 05, 2021 03:49 PM (lmikk)

275 The fundamental problem is this: Republicans in Congress see themselves as performing a job and earning a paycheck. Some bills pass, some fail, win some lose some. Dems see themselves as leading a revolution to redo America. You fight to the death on every issue. Never give up never surrender. Resist everything you oppose. By any means necessary. Their life is politics and politics is their life.

And so it really doesnt matter which Republican is in charge, they will never match the intensity of the other side.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 05, 2021 03:50 PM (Q9kA5)

276 Formaldehyde Jesus?

--

Plugs Jesus?

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 05, 2021 03:50 PM (O+I8R)

277 268 All I gotta say about Caitlyn is... do you trust its' judgement????
-----------------
Compared to whom? Nanzi Pelosi? Her little nephew Newsom? How about Adam Schiff? Fucking CA is a freak show.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 05, 2021 03:50 PM (/MaDp)

278 Biden is anti-Jesus.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 05, 2021 03:50 PM (L2ZTs)

279 A shot of Stefanik's wide backing:

https://tinyurl.com/widebacking

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 05, 2021 03:42 PM (JZT2F)

Still serviceable, but those plump calves say 'Gonna be shopping in a Walmart scooter someday'.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 05, 2021 03:45 PM (djoaS)

Someday. But not today.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 05, 2021 03:50 PM (l64hh)

280 Ensure Jesus.

Posted by: People What Draw The Chicago Districts at May 05, 2021 03:49 PM (JZT2F)

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 05, 2021 03:50 PM (lmikk)

281 Nacho Cheese Chicken Chalupa > Crunchy Frito Burrito

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 05, 2021 03:50 PM (djoaS)

282 More so at the beginning of his term as far as I could discern (at least outwardly), but true. They were consigliere.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Ashli Babbitt at May 05, 2021 03:37 PM (aXxgO)

Bannon was at least a check against them, hence why Jared went to war against him and had him kicked out.
Jared and his circle ran the 2020 campaign, and those idiots did not have 1 lawyer hired ready to challenge the obvious fraud and rigging in place. Anybody with a double digit IQ who follows politics knew at least some large fraud was coming.
Either he... and they are stupid or they were part of the coup.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 05, 2021 03:50 PM (CkvoK)

283 If Bruce Jenner gets elected at least our new governor will spend less time on his hair.

Posted by: wth at May 05, 2021 03:50 PM (v0R5T)

284 >>Cheney is indicating to her allies she is not fighting this, saying it's not worth lying to keep her post

That is just so perfect: the GOPe cucks have been telling us for decades that we must compromise on every major issues. "We can't build a border wall, we can't repeal Obamacare," blah blah blah, we just have to take the L this time and fight another day.

However, Liz Cheney's deep-rooted principles and morality don't allow her to stop sharing her true feelings about Trump and his voters -- no, she will not lie (i.e. keep her trap shut), this is THE hill to die on, a compromise too far you guyz!!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 05, 2021 03:50 PM (bDqIh)

285 ALL 12 APOSTLES SHIT MY PANTS!

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 05, 2021 03:50 PM (hZPaB)

286 Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.

Posted by: WisRich at May 05, 2021 03:50 PM (G0vdT)

287 270 Hey everybody! Posting from my new PC.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 05, 2021 03:48 PM (L2ZTs)

You seem more " vibrant" today, steve!

Posted by: kraken at May 05, 2021 03:50 PM (0KKyI)

288 AltonJackson, I'm so happy for you. I'll be nosy and email you for the particulars.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 05, 2021 03:50 PM (HcjpG)

289 Someday. But not today.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 05, 2021 03:50 PM (l64hh)

Am I the only one who wants to see how she walks in those shoes?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 05, 2021 03:51 PM (lmikk)

290 Skip has a a style.

Posted by: Dingler at May 05, 2021 03:51 PM (a16K8)

291 267 I did see an interview where he said he preferred putting the rod to women, so I don't think he's actually had his dick cut off.

Posted by: People What Draw The Chicago Districts at May 05, 2021 03:48 PM (JZT2F)

=========

"That means he's not a real woman!"
-The Left, crossing the streams

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 05, 2021 03:51 PM (NWM+b)

292 When Trump posited DeSantis as his running mate, perhaps he meant of the new breakaway republic we are planning.

--

I don't know about you guys, but I'm all in. Where do I sign up?
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 05, 2021 03:48 PM (O+I8R)

Hell yes, me too!

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 05, 2021 03:51 PM (Ez6QX)

293 275 Has anyone else noticed how much Liz Cheney resembles Hillary?
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 05, 2021 03:49 PM (L2ZTs)

All grifters look alike.

Posted by: dantesed at May 05, 2021 03:51 PM (88xKn)

294 They aren't called 'The Stupid Party' for nothing.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at May 05, 2021 03:51 PM (UIHSQ)

295
Bruce Jenner just wants to be a 19 year old girl. That's been his perverted fantasy for decades.

He's not into faggotry, oddly enough. He just wants to play-act as a hot, sassy, teen girl.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 05, 2021 03:51 PM (Jp6c/)

296 Aneurysm Jesus

Posted by: wth at May 05, 2021 03:51 PM (v0R5T)

297 280 268 All I gotta say about Caitlyn is... do you trust its' judgement????
-----------------
Compared to whom? Nanzi Pelosi? Her little nephew Newsom? How about Adam Schiff? Fucking CA is a freak show.
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 05, 2021 03:50 PM (/MaDp)

Heh... Maybe it needs to dye its hair blue...

Posted by: kraken at May 05, 2021 03:52 PM (0KKyI)

298 Not sure Anti-Jesus but for absolutely sure he is Anti-American

Posted by: Skip at May 05, 2021 03:52 PM (Cxk7w)

299 According to Twatter, Megan McCain defended Liz Cheney by saying that people are only bullying her because she "did not bend the knee to Cheeto Jesus".

Posted by: Tall Cool Gentleman in a Black Suit at May 05, 2021 03:43 PM (Do5/p)

---------------
Cheeto Jesus did more for the pro-life movement as President than you're daddy ever did for his entire political life, you piece of excrement.

Shouldn't you be expending your tweets on why you're pasty white messiah hasn't appointed mommy as the ambassador to Nerdocrumbesia?

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 05, 2021 03:52 PM (cwI4U)

300 kraken, I admit I got the PC to look into crypto mining.

I know I know: I'm getting ripped off, it's not worth it, etc etc. But I'd still kind of like to learn how to do it.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 05, 2021 03:52 PM (L2ZTs)

301 Fake skip

Posted by: Dingler at May 05, 2021 03:52 PM (a16K8)

302 When Trump posited DeSantis as his running mate, perhaps he meant of the new breakaway republic we are planning.

--

I don't know about you guys, but I'm all in. Where do I sign up?
Posted by: Lady in Black

Washington on the Brazos.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 05, 2021 03:52 PM (OCTRt)

303 Aneurysm Jesus
Posted by: wth at May 05, 2021 03:51 PM (v0R5T)

Okay. I laughed.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 05, 2021 03:52 PM (EERbD)

304 Tapioca Jesus

Posted by: the dandy at May 05, 2021 03:53 PM (cLNTv)

305 Either he... and they are stupid or they were part of the coup.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 05, 2021 03:50 PM (CkvoK)

One or the other. I'm not sure there's a third possibility.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 05, 2021 03:53 PM (l64hh)

306 261

I was told by liberals for 4 years that only evil rich people benefit from stocks. Is tht no longer the case?

Also have to checked the price of lumber and gas today? Up a solid 30% since January.

Winning!!!

Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 05, 2021 03:53 PM (Q9kA5)

307 Cut off one head, two more take its place.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: No Blood for Congress! at May 05, 2021 03:53 PM (OUMaO)

308 "I'm not losing, I'm just not fighting."

Effing GOP motto right there.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 05, 2021 03:53 PM (H5knJ)

309
Has anyone else noticed how much Liz Cheney resembles Hillary?
Posted by: qdpsteve

If you put hillary, liz cheney, and gillibrand in a little plastic baggie and shook them up, they'd all come out the same.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 05, 2021 03:53 PM (Jp6c/)

310 I know I know: I'm getting ripped off, it's not worth it, etc etc. But I'd still kind of like to learn how to do it.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 05, 2021 03:52 PM (L2ZTs)

psst , one word CryptoKitties

Posted by: runner at May 05, 2021 03:53 PM (V13WU)

311 So Jenner still has boy parts, but added a pair of bolt-ons?

Posted by: kraken at May 05, 2021 03:53 PM (0KKyI)

312
Posted by: Ben Had at May 05, 2021 03:50 PM

I already warmed you not to be surprised if you get up one morning to find a pop up camper parked about a garden hose length from your barn

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 05, 2021 03:53 PM (DUIap)

313 Brother Tim, that's why you have to cut off the genitals too...

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 05, 2021 03:53 PM (L2ZTs)

314 I have no idea why all these people with mental illness think it will make them a great politician.

Posted by: Skip at May 05, 2021 03:54 PM (Cxk7w)

315 Fuck Meghan Mack with Pelosi's dick

Posted by: ... at May 05, 2021 03:54 PM (uEbPt)

316 Breeding digital cats is it !

Posted by: runner at May 05, 2021 03:54 PM (V13WU)

317 Someday. But not today.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 05, 2021 03:50 PM (l64hh)

Am I the only one who wants to see how she walks in those shoes?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 05, 2021 03:51 PM (lmikk)

Oh no. I'm thinking lots of things. That's just one of them.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 05, 2021 03:54 PM (l64hh)

318 runner, I'll check that out thanks :-)
I also got an audiobook on it as well.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 05, 2021 03:54 PM (L2ZTs)

319 "We have one available at Frank Luntz' place - send them over."

ha ... so McCarthy pays a fair rent, $1500/month, since he only uses 400 sq/ft (of the 7000 total sq/ft in the "apartment)? ... 400 is pretty tiny, and it is likely he has use of most of the place, should pay a full half with Luntz (or are they five others living there?). ... And the place is a CCP owned place? (is every room bugged, so CCP has kompromat and intel?)

Posted by: illiniwek at May 05, 2021 03:54 PM (Cus5s)

320 I went over to HotAir just to see their "coverage" on this. You know Allahpundit can't help himself, go confirm your biases.

He is of course saying very evenhanded things about Elise and not at all biased about the obvious statistical anomalies, chain of custody irregularities, authentication problems, etc., that literally most of the country sees perfectly clearly even if half won't talk about it. Of course if the anti-auditors are correct in their assumptions then they should just chuckle, let the investigators spend money, and then watch it fizzle, right? But no, due process isn't due when the party invoking it is a wrongthinker. Very freedom, such equal!

I feel like if Allahpundit is ever unmasked we will quickly learn he is registered in certain databases and has to plan his daily travels to avoid school zones. It's basically a rule at this point.

It's pretty sad that in 2008 I frequented HA more than here, and a measly 3 terms later I basically only visit it as often as I might NYT or WaPo to confirm my prejudices about the inevitable and banal progressive bullshit I'm going to see there.

Posted by: Turnout Man at May 05, 2021 03:54 PM (7CyhL)

321 thathalfrican: "I think after Bannon and Trump made up Trump has been listening to Bannon more. Got nothing to back it up but Bannon is en fuego on his radio/tv show."

I'd like to think Trump stuck more with the people who brought him. The loyalty thing is important, and Trump hurt Bannon (another true outsider). I'm glad Bannon has remained true to his foundation and hasn't been cowed. I get the same vibe from Sebastian Gorka. These are people who didn't take things personally and are their own men and who have a thicker skin than Trump. That reflects well on them.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Ashli Babbitt at May 05, 2021 03:54 PM (aXxgO)

322 302 kraken, I admit I got the PC to look into crypto mining.

I know I know: I'm getting ripped off, it's not worth it, etc etc. But I'd still kind of like to learn how to do it.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 05, 2021 03:52 PM (L2ZTs)

Good tips available on The Silk Road....

Posted by: kraken at May 05, 2021 03:54 PM (0KKyI)

323 LisTen, lisTen to me all you have to do is proclaim faith in the Father and you will have eternal life after death. Face the facts.

Posted by: Dingler at May 05, 2021 03:55 PM (a16K8)

324 My lazy congress critter won't run for any leadership roles.

Posted by: the other coyote at May 05, 2021 03:55 PM (F1pPC)

325 Good optics are fat campaign chests.

Posted by: GOPe$ at May 05, 2021 03:55 PM (DMUuz)

326 can't disagree, but can you name one Republican willing to question any of this?!?!

Posted by: ace at May 05, 2021 03:45 PM (eOTGX)

==================We have met the enemy, and he is...our representatives.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 05, 2021 03:55 PM (3i7pT)

327 Fox News is buying Outkick from Clay Travis.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 05, 2021 03:55 PM (xPl2J)

328 Gotta be a woman ... because GOPe cucks absolutely can NOT deal with say 5-10 news cycles worth of "GOP doesn't like women" that would anyways be forgotten by everyone by next week and will now just be replaced by 5-10 news cycles of "the new post-Cheney GOP is a voter-suppressing, white supremacist, domestic terrorist organization," or whatever line the DNC feeds them.

Posted by: Math Checksout at May 05, 2021 03:55 PM (dYe5S)

329 Joe Biden Visits Mexican Restaurant for Tacos on Cinco de Mayo

Posted by: SMOD at May 05, 2021 03:55 PM (RHGPo)

330 313 So Jenner still has boy parts, but added a pair of bolt-ons?
Posted by: kraken at May 05, 2021 03:53 PM (0KKyI)

If ancient aliens had ever visited us and helped us build our societies, upon their return they'd burn us to the ground for wasting their time traveling so far and for trying to teach us anything.

Posted by: Bete at May 05, 2021 03:56 PM (Ojki1)

331 There are some hard core conservative women who could be picked. The gun toting Colorado one comes to mind.

Posted by: Dogstar59 at May 05, 2021 03:56 PM (lyuuL)

332 kraken, thanks!

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 05, 2021 03:56 PM (L2ZTs)

333
Fox News is buying Outkick from Clay Travis.
Posted by: Mark1971

Shittin' me?
Well, that's gone, now.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 05, 2021 03:56 PM (Jp6c/)

334 318 Breeding digital cats is it !
Posted by: runner at May 05, 2021 03:54 PM (V13WU)

That is how Youtube started.

Posted by: Bete at May 05, 2021 03:56 PM (Ojki1)

335
My lazy congress critter won't run for any leadership roles.

Posted by: the other coyote at May 05, 2021 03:55 PM

I don't blame him...it's too much work

-Tim Wahlberg

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 05, 2021 03:57 PM (DUIap)

336 And Liz will now go on all the lefty shows claiming that she didn't leave the Republican Party, the Republican Party left her.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 05, 2021 03:17 PM (kTF2Z)

-----------------

Correct. A lot more of them need to be left behind.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at May 05, 2021 03:57 PM (RMGKK)

337 Fake skip. Maybe she quit after she wised up about not getting paid? We warned you. lols

Posted by: Dingler at May 05, 2021 03:57 PM (a16K8)

338 All of Congress is a stage.

Posted by: soulpile at May 05, 2021 03:57 PM (VTLGo)

339 332 313 So Jenner still has boy parts, but added a pair of bolt-ons?
Posted by: kraken at May 05, 2021 03:53 PM (0KKyI)

If ancient aliens had ever visited us and helped us build our societies, upon their return they'd burn us to the ground for wasting their time traveling so far and for trying to teach us anything.
Posted by: Bete at May 05, 2021 03:56 PM (Ojki1)

Yeah, humanity at times shows its' Pig- Ignorant tendencies... that may not be fair to Pigs...

Posted by: kraken at May 05, 2021 03:57 PM (0KKyI)

340
I did see an interview where he said he preferred putting the rod to women, so I don't think he's actually had his dick cut off.
So a "woman" that is sporting a johnson and like other women. Weren't we talking about anime earlier?

Posted by: Obligatory at May 05, 2021 03:57 PM (DpkTQ)

341 AltonJackson, That you did. I have a nice spot for you picked out with a clear line of site to the hog killin field.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 05, 2021 03:57 PM (HcjpG)

342 so witty, so charming... she's like a heavier version of her father.

Yea, "Crash" McCain was real winner. Fuck that guy. His wife. And daughter. Not necessarily in that order. But, definitely, fuck them all with a flaming, barbed wire wrapped pineapple, sideways with an alcohol chaser up the ass.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 05, 2021 03:57 PM (3H9h1)

343 331 Joe Biden Visits Mexican Restaurant for Tacos on Cinco de Mayo
Posted by: SMOD at May 05, 2021 03:55 PM (RHGPo)

Please tell me he tried to speak Spanish. Lie if you have to.

Posted by: dantesed at May 05, 2021 03:57 PM (88xKn)

344 Republicans suck donkey balls.

Posted by: MAGA (stop the steal link in this nic) at May 05, 2021 03:58 PM (eMEkg)

345 "My trust in the effectiveness of the judicial system has taken a bit of a beating, let's just say.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 05, 2021 03:41 PM (NWM+b)"

I don't trust them either. And if you look at cases like Rucho v Common Cause the majority (including Thomas and Alito) states these are largely political questions. They didn't leave it wide open, but they were loathed (and probably right IMHO) to intervene without clear constitutional materiality. It's going to be a stretch for NY to realign those districts without crossing some boundaries that get them into trouble. They've got enough to worry about with some of the other districts losing population and trending in the wrong direction for Democrats.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 05, 2021 03:58 PM (ZmCUz)

346 31 Imma gonna give her a chance. I was wrong bout Trump, maybe you are wrong about Stefanik.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 05, 2021 03:15 PM (o2MD2)

I mean I wanna hope but voting record is what it is

Posted by: havelhavolim at May 05, 2021 03:58 PM (fLpTX)

347 331 Joe Biden Visits Mexican Restaurant for Tacos on Cinco de Mayo

Posted by: SMOD at May 05, 2021 03:55 PM (RHGPo)

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He'll think he was being given a tour of our southern border.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 05, 2021 03:58 PM (cwI4U)

348 In short order, Liz Cheney will be on The View, Kimmel, Colbert, Trevor Noah...

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 05, 2021 03:58 PM (L2ZTs)

349 Who is this Dick Dingler?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 05, 2021 03:58 PM (hZPaB)

350 345 331 Joe Biden Visits Mexican Restaurant for Tacos on Cinco de Mayo
Posted by: SMOD at May 05, 2021 03:55 PM (RHGPo)

Please tell me he tried to speak Spanish. Lie if you have to.
---------------------
I'd really like to see Biden eat a burrito. Odds on whether his dentures get stuck in the burrito?

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 05, 2021 03:58 PM (/MaDp)

351 Joe Biden Visits Mexican Restaurant for Tacos on Cinco de Mayo
Posted by: SMOD at May 05, 2021 03:55 PM (RHGPo)

You wetbacks make great tacos!

Posted by: Joe Biden with a steel plate in his head at May 05, 2021 03:58 PM (v0R5T)

352 I'm sorry but I'm confused. Is Bruce Jenner a lesbian?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 05, 2021 03:59 PM (cSyAR)

353 334 kraken, thanks!
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 05, 2021 03:56 PM (L2ZTs)

Uh-oh... uh, steve, I may have been a little hasty...

Posted by: kraken at May 05, 2021 03:59 PM (0KKyI)

354 A crossdressing male lesbian, yes.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 05, 2021 03:59 PM (L2ZTs)

355 329 Fox News is buying Outkick from Clay Travis.
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 05, 2021 03:55 PM (xPl2J)

*Remove Outkick from sites I visit*

Posted by: Bete at May 05, 2021 03:59 PM (Ojki1)

356 129 Well, I saw Lyn Cheney walking with the Queen
Doin' the werewolves of London
Posted by: Granny Rictus McBotox at May 05, 2021 03:29 PM (1FUMh)

Well, I saw Lyn Cheney walking with the Queen
Singin' do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do.

Posted by: m at May 05, 2021 03:59 PM (nzEdf)

357 And Liz will now go on all the lefty shows claiming that she didn't leave the Republican Party, the Republican Party left her.
Ok Lizzie, let's go back to 2001 and ask the average Republican voter what they would think of things like
Illegal aliens swarming the border
Tranny rights
Sending Americans to protect Islamic terror groups in Syria.

Posted by: Obligatory at May 05, 2021 03:59 PM (DpkTQ)

358 I want the real skip as smart as can be.

Posted by: Dingler at May 05, 2021 03:59 PM (a16K8)

359 347 I don't trust them either. And if you look at cases like Rucho v Common Cause the majority (including Thomas and Alito) states these are largely political questions. They didn't leave it wide open, but they were loathed (and probably right IMHO) to intervene without clear constitutional materiality. It's going to be a stretch for NY to realign those districts without crossing some boundaries that get them into trouble. They've got enough to worry about with some of the other districts losing population and trending in the wrong direction for Democrats.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 05, 2021 03:58 PM (ZmCUz)

=========

And then you have PA where the state judiciary created a new map out of nowhere that was more than Democrats in the state were hoping for.

The GOP is going to end up losing a seat, the state judiciary is going to allow it to happen, and SCOTUS isn't going to touch it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 05, 2021 03:59 PM (NWM+b)

360 ace: "so witty, so charming... she's like a heavier version of her father."

Give her a break, Ace. She's still in mourning.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Ashli Babbitt at May 05, 2021 04:00 PM (aXxgO)

361 I do hope that someone or some think tank is compiling a list of people who are not Washington regulars for positions in the next administration.

Prior to Trump being elected, I said that he should pick people solely on their desire to Drain the Swamp and not on any perceived specialization in a particular agency. Pick any loyal person and put them in charge. Chances are, a farmer plucked out of obscurity and thrust into the position of Agriculture Secretary would spend their time trying to do a good job instead of playing Washington politics.

Posted by: jwest at May 05, 2021 04:00 PM (/BlEx)

362 kraken, that's okay :-)
It looked a little anti-crypto but hey, I'm still very wary of this stuff myself.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 05, 2021 04:00 PM (L2ZTs)

363 302 kraken, I admit I got the PC to look into crypto mining.

I know I know: I'm getting ripped off, it's not worth it, etc etc. But I'd still kind of like to learn how to do it.
was an article on the subject over at ars technica a few years back. they went through the process of making their own cryptocurrency. for a while, you could use it to buy emojis in the comment section. haven't paid enough attention to know whether it's still going on.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behidn the Newsom curtain at May 05, 2021 04:00 PM (v3pYe)

364 >> 268 All I gotta say about Caitlyn is... do you trust
>> its' judgement????

Do you live in California? Please don't campaign for Gavin. There are hardly any jobs left here. Jenner is already being targeted by the Left for saying trans-women should compete against men.

Posted by: 40 Miles North at May 05, 2021 04:00 PM (uWF4x)

365 Bannon and Boris were fans of Elise- at least on yesterday's show. He got immediate pushback from the live chat.

Posted by: Valiant at May 05, 2021 04:01 PM (3MiF8)

366 Maybe if Bruce Jenner gets in as a tranny he'll ditch the costume and wig and turn into Bruce Jenner again. He was just kiddin!

Posted by: dartist at May 05, 2021 04:01 PM (+ya+t)

367 When, as a REPUBLICAN Nancy Pelosi comes to your defense?

Maybe you are on the wrong team.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 05, 2021 04:01 PM (oHd/0)

368 Who is this Dick Dingler?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 05, 2021 03:58 PM (hZPaB)

The same Five O'clock Charlie troll.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 05, 2021 04:01 PM (l64hh)

369 364 kraken, that's okay :-)
It looked a little anti-crypto but hey, I'm still very wary of this stuff myself.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 05, 2021 04:00 PM (L2ZTs)

Silk Road is ... questionable....

Posted by: kraken at May 05, 2021 04:01 PM (0KKyI)

370 Anachronda, no question it's crazy.

We, the Horde, could start up Hordecoin and possibly make some serious money. I'm 100% serious. Crypto is basically still in its infancy/wild wild west stage. Anyone can get in on it.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 05, 2021 04:01 PM (L2ZTs)

371 351 Who is this Dick Dingler?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 05, 2021 03:58 PM (hZPaB)

raykon, what sucks Averagejoe with pleasure.

Posted by: Bete at May 05, 2021 04:01 PM (Ojki1)

372 Eh, Elise Stefanik was pretty good with No Doubt, at least.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at May 05, 2021 04:02 PM (H3MF8)

373 Do you live in California? Please don't campaign for Gavin. There are hardly any jobs left here. Jenner is already being targeted by the Left for saying trans-women should compete against men.
Posted by: 40 Miles North at May 05, 2021 04:00 PM (uWF4x)

Is Jenner really our only other option?

Guys got serious problems...

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 05, 2021 04:02 PM (oHd/0)

374 372 Anachronda, no question it's crazy.

We, the Horde, could start up Hordecoin and possibly make some serious money. I'm 100% serious. Crypto is basically still in its infancy/wild wild west stage. Anyone can get in on it.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 05, 2021 04:01 PM (L2ZTs)

Platinum HordeCoin!!!

Posted by: kraken at May 05, 2021 04:02 PM (0KKyI)

375 372 Anachronda, no question it's crazy.

We, the Horde, could start up Hordecoin and possibly make some serious money. I'm 100% serious. Crypto is basically still in its infancy/wild wild west stage. Anyone can get in on it.
-----------------
So Ewok Coins?

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 05, 2021 04:02 PM (/MaDp)

376 Mark1971: "Fox News is buying Outkick from Clay Travis."

So, the Microsoft Model: Can't Design Sh*t, So Acquire

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Ashli Babbitt at May 05, 2021 04:02 PM (aXxgO)

377 What True on the Right conservative is also a high ranking leader in the GOP?
Is there one?

Isn't this the point Ace, and many have been making... that there is zero leadership that has the BASE in mind?

Posted by: Inogame at May 05, 2021 04:02 PM (53oGX)

378 A tranny running as a Republican could end the tranny mania.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 05, 2021 04:03 PM (cSyAR)

379 272 Jenner is the perfect embodiment of the Republican establishment. He's a craven pretender masquerading as something he's not, yet he doesn't even have the balls to commit to the gimmick, finish the job and cut his own dick off.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 05, 2021 03:49 PM (Jsjd7)

Another unpopular opinion, but that is Grennell's pick. He is pro LGBTQP activist. Also, Jared literally rewrote the GOP platform in 2020.
It's almost as if there is a war against certain people. 1666 Redemption Through Sin by Robert Sepehr. Must read and a very short book. It explains a lot about Clown World.
https://archive.org/details/1666- redemption-through-sin-global-conspi-robert-sepehr

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 05, 2021 04:03 PM (CkvoK)

380 366 >> 268 All I gotta say about Caitlyn is... do you trust
>> its' judgement????

Do you live in California? Please don't campaign for Gavin. There are hardly any jobs left here. Jenner is already being targeted by the Left for saying trans-women should compete against men.
Posted by: 40 Miles North at May 05, 2021 04:00 PM (uWF4x)

=========

A Republican governor is not going to reverse shit in that state. The state legislature and bureaucracy are far too invested with leftists to allow any change from the governorship they don't already approve of.

Jenner will be, at best, a distraction from the continued downfall of California into Mexico North. The only solution is to get out and wait for the collapse to finish.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 05, 2021 04:03 PM (NWM+b)

381 I'm sorry but I'm confused. Is Bruce Jenner a lesbian?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 05, 2021 03:59 PM (cSyAR)

With a junkstick, yes.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 05, 2021 04:03 PM (l64hh)

382 Hey everybody! Posting from my new PC.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 05, 2021 03:48 PM (L2ZTs)

Hopefully not also from that new bidet of yours

Posted by: Doof at May 05, 2021 04:03 PM (mZUr4)

383 I'm sorry but I'm confused. Is Bruce Jenner a lesbian?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 05, 2021 03:59 PM (cSyAR)
........

Bruce is the one who's confused.

Posted by: wth at May 05, 2021 04:03 PM (v0R5T)

384 kraken, yup.

I frankly would love if ace and several very knowledgeable financial gurus here tried to start up Hordecoin. I would really like to be on the ground floor of something that, for all we know, could skyrocket.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 05, 2021 04:03 PM (L2ZTs)

385 With a junkstick, yes.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 05, 2021 04:03 PM (l64hh)

Is that a heroin thing?

Posted by: hogmartin at May 05, 2021 04:03 PM (t+qrx)

386 The litmus test for GOP House leaders should be...

"Has Facebook (and all social media) terminated your posting rights?"

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 05, 2021 04:03 PM (3i7pT)

387 Oh, great. Now I won't be watching Outkick anymore.

Thanks a lot, FAUX News.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 05, 2021 04:03 PM (Bmy3R)

388 I'm on the phone right now with DirectTV. We're moving some things around and I need to switch 2 of the 9 receivers we have to wireless. Instead of just saying "yes, sir" the english-as-a second-language agent is telling me I have to pay $100 each for them.

I told her to get her supervisor and explain that the $262.44 I send them every month for the past 20 years covers everything and that if they don't send the wireless receivers free I'm gone.

We'll see what happens...

Posted by: jwest at May 05, 2021 04:03 PM (/BlEx)

389 Doof, no internet connection on the bidet! That woulda been a few bucks extra...

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 05, 2021 04:04 PM (L2ZTs)

390 Small chinese penis troll is lame

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 05, 2021 04:04 PM (ifmtJ)

391 I frankly would love if ace and several very knowledgeable financial gurus here tried to start up Hordecoin. I would really like to be on the ground floor of something that, for all we know, could skyrocket.

I've got a bad feeling about this.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at May 05, 2021 04:04 PM (SchxB)

392 Anachronda, no question it's crazy.

We, the Horde, could start up Hordecoin and possibly make some serious money. I'm 100% serious. Crypto is basically still in its infancy/wild wild west stage. Anyone can get in on it.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 05, 2021 04:01 PM (L2ZTs)

Platinum HordeCoin!!!
Posted by: kraken

Tulip bulbs have actual value.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 05, 2021 04:04 PM (OCTRt)

393 I missed Oak Island season finale last night. What happened?

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 05, 2021 04:04 PM (/MaDp)

394 >> 354 I'm sorry but I'm confused. Is Bruce Jenner a lesbian?

Jenner dates women. Like a coyote caught in a trap, Jenner removed his manhood to escape from his marriage to Kris Jenner.

Posted by: 40 Miles North at May 05, 2021 04:05 PM (uWF4x)

395 395 I missed Oak Island season finale last night. What happened?
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 05, 2021 04:04 PM (/MaDp)

=========

"They all fell down a well."
-Mark Twain

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 05, 2021 04:05 PM (NWM+b)

396 It's pretty sad that in 2008 I frequented HA more than here, and a measly 3 terms later I basically only visit it as often as I might NYT or WaPo to confirm my prejudices about the inevitable and banal progressive bullshit I'm going to see there.
Posted by: Turnout Man at May 05, 2021 03:54 PM (7CyhL)

2008 is when it stopped being funny and started going full cuck. Did Malkin own it then because I held her responsible, perhaps erroneously, for not going full dominatrix on those pussified eunuchs? That was also when I happened upon one of their prized open enrollment windows and then barely wasted any time commenting there. Most of those shitheads were afraid of the Horde.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 05, 2021 04:05 PM (y7DUB)

397 Does HordeCoin require shelves?

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 05, 2021 04:05 PM (/MaDp)

398 I saw Jenner's Jumpstick open for the Butthole Surfers* at the 930 Club.

*tossup with The Flaming Lips

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 05, 2021 04:05 PM (Dc2NZ)

399 Hordecoin

Can I haz my picture on the ha'penny?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 05, 2021 04:05 PM (Bmy3R)

400 If I were a Californian I wouldn't care that Jenner is a nut. Lots of people walk around with mental issues.

My concern would be, solely, does he intend to reduce taxes and regulation?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 05, 2021 04:05 PM (3i7pT)

401 So you disparage women for sucking cock, and you wonder why it never happens in your life?

Posted by: Dingler at May 05, 2021 04:06 PM (a16K8)

402 With a junkstick, yes.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 05, 2021 04:03 PM (l64hh)

Is that a heroin thing?
Posted by: hogmartin at May 05, 2021 04:03 PM (t+qrx)

Good question. Now that Marvelle is all in on the trans and fatty chick heroines, can you still call them that?

Posted by: BurtTC at May 05, 2021 04:06 PM (l64hh)

403 Guy, I think it'd be a rule that only our pets can be featured on the coins.

Puddin, Hordecoin is 100% shelf- and lumber-free.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 05, 2021 04:06 PM (L2ZTs)

404 She's fighting for the soul of the party that sold its soul.

Posted by: Homo Viator at May 05, 2021 04:06 PM (yyaYU)

405 402 If I were a Californian I wouldn't care that Jenner is a nut. Lots of people walk around with mental issues.

My concern would be, solely, does he intend to reduce taxes and regulation?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 05, 2021 04:05 PM (3i7pT)

==========

"Does it matter what he intends?"
-Sacramento

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 05, 2021 04:06 PM (NWM+b)

406 395 I missed Oak Island season finale last night. What happened?
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 05, 2021 04:04 PM (/MaDp)

Spoiler: They didn't find the treasure, but they have interesting new leads to pursue next season!

Posted by: Bete at May 05, 2021 04:06 PM (Ojki1)

407 I missed Oak Island season finale last night. What happened?
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 05, 2021 04:04 PM (/MaDp)
........

Traces of silver in the dirt! Not ruling out The Big Dig!

Posted by: wth at May 05, 2021 04:07 PM (v0R5T)

408 I seriously would love if ace would look into it.

I'd bet we could get promotion from DJT too.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 05, 2021 04:07 PM (L2ZTs)

409 Jenner just looks like an old lady trying to look young.... a really screwed up individual... he coulda just of worn a dress, and eyeliner...

Posted by: kraken at May 05, 2021 04:07 PM (0KKyI)

410 I missed Oak Island season finale last night. What happened?
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 05, 2021 04:04 PM (/MaDp)

They finally found it!

You missed it, it was great.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 05, 2021 04:07 PM (l64hh)

411 396 >> 354 I'm sorry but I'm confused. Is Bruce Jenner a lesbian?

Jenner dates women. Like a coyote caught in a trap, Jenner removed his manhood to escape from his marriage to Kris Jenner.
Posted by: 40 Miles North at May 05, 2021 04:05 PM (uWF4x)

And avoided possible manslaughter with a car charges in the same act.

Posted by: Bete at May 05, 2021 04:07 PM (Ojki1)

412 I missed Oak Island season finale last night. What happened?
I think they found the treasure.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 05, 2021 04:07 PM (3i7pT)

413 405 Guy, I think it'd be a rule that only our pets can be featured on the coins.

OK. Let's not call them "dollars" though. Maybe "quatloos"? Too bad the canucks already took "Loonies."

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 05, 2021 04:08 PM (Bmy3R)

414 403 So you disparage women for sucking cock, and you wonder why it never happens in your life?
----------------
Have you noticed the new twists on blow job pron? There is the spit on in it and now the gag on it with loads of spittle. I really like the final open mouth face paint move.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 05, 2021 04:08 PM (/MaDp)

415 Guy, they'd be Hordecoins. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 05, 2021 04:08 PM (L2ZTs)

416 >>> 2008 is when it stopped being funny and started going full cuck. Did Malkin own it then because I held her responsible, perhaps erroneously, for not going full dominatrix on those pussified eunuchs?

I believe she had sold it by then.

Posted by: fluffy at May 05, 2021 04:08 PM (UnQlg)

417 Did Malkin own it then because I held her responsible, perhaps erroneously, for not going full dominatrix on those pussified eunuchs? That was also when I happened upon one of their prized open enrollment windows and then barely wasted any time commenting there. Most of those shitheads were afraid of the Horde.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 05, 2021 04:05 PM (y7DUB)

I remember waiting so, so hard for an open window and being crushed that I was working during it.

Regrets? I have a few.

Posted by: Bete at May 05, 2021 04:09 PM (Ojki1)

418 "Does it matter what he intends?"

good point. modify accordingly, to judge by results.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 05, 2021 04:09 PM (3i7pT)

419 402 If I were a Californian I wouldn't care that Jenner is a nut. Lots of people walk around with mental issues.

My concern would be, solely, does he intend to reduce taxes and regulation?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 05, 2021 04:05 PM (3i7pT)

The Governor of Calif has the legal Authority to suspend Civil Rights, if they declare an emergency. The Supremes stated just last year that it is NOT the Court's place to second guess an Administration during an emergency...

Yeah, giving someone with mental issues THAT Power? uh... no.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 05, 2021 04:09 PM (oHd/0)

420 Dick Dingler is the name of a pr0n actor in the movie "Boogie Nights" staring Burt Reynolds.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 05, 2021 04:09 PM (3H9h1)

421 Bigly sad how this site has devolved. Call me a liar.

Posted by: Dingler at May 05, 2021 04:09 PM (a16K8)

422 Hordecoin
Wow So much lame Not even dog Ripoff much

Posted by: Doge coin at May 05, 2021 04:09 PM (DpkTQ)

423 Michelle Malkin... another " whatever became of"?

Posted by: kraken at May 05, 2021 04:09 PM (0KKyI)

424 What a RINO dies with me

Posted by: Liz Nero at May 05, 2021 04:09 PM (oA+QO)

425 I missed Oak Island season finale last night. What happened?
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I think they found the treasure.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 05, 2021 04:07 PM (3i7pT)

Turns out it was just un-won Price Is Right showcase prizes though. Unclaimed Ford Fiestas and all expense paid trips to Portland, Oregon.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 05, 2021 04:10 PM (l64hh)

426 Malkin is a master at building sites, and then selling them for mucho money.

I love her but she doesn't seem to care much what happens to the sites post-sale. Example: HotAir.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 05, 2021 04:10 PM (L2ZTs)

427 408 395 I missed Oak Island season finale last night. What happened?
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 05, 2021 04:04 PM (/MaDp)

Spoiler: They didn't find the treasure, but they have interesting new leads to pursue next season!
----------------
So moar drill holes and metal detecting and War Room discussion? This shit is great.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 05, 2021 04:10 PM (/MaDp)

428 >> 382 Jenner will be, at best, a distraction from the
>> continued downfall of California into Mexico North.
>> The only solution is to get out and wait for the
>> collapse to finish.

No argument with your assessment. Jenner can only slow the fall, but I'll vote for the Conserva-tranny over Governor Hair-Gel any day.

Posted by: 40 Miles North at May 05, 2021 04:11 PM (uWF4x)

429 I missed Oak Island season finale last night. What happened?
======================
they finished the shelves. I repeat, they finished the shelves.

Posted by: Qanon at May 05, 2021 04:11 PM (3i7pT)

430 412 I missed Oak Island season finale last night. What happened?
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 05, 2021 04:04 PM (/MaDp)

They finally found it!

You missed it, it was great.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 05, 2021 04:07 PM (l64hh)

then the island tipped over...

Posted by: Hank Johnson at May 05, 2021 04:11 PM (oHd/0)

431 DirectTV update...

Apparently, someone in "Customer Loyalty" has entered the picture and said "fuck yes, you get the receivers for free".

Posted by: jwest at May 05, 2021 04:11 PM (/BlEx)

432 Swaggering Joe will not allow you to question his virility. He wants you to suck it behind the walls and barricades surrounding D.C.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 05, 2021 04:11 PM (2goRJ)

433 427 I missed Oak Island season finale last night. What happened?
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I think they found the treasure.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 05, 2021 04:07

A season finale? Is this a clue connecting Oak Island to the Templars?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 05, 2021 04:11 PM (cSyAR)

434 425 Michelle Malkin... another " whatever became of"?
Posted by: kraken at May 05, 2021 04:09 PM (0KKyI)

She's probably starting up some new site to sell to Salem right now.

Posted by: Bete at May 05, 2021 04:11 PM (Ojki1)

435 FOMO - Fear Of Missing Out

Posted by: runner at May 05, 2021 04:12 PM (V13WU)

436 They found a septic tank with a buried Barbie doll straddling the handle on the lid. True story.

Posted by: wth at May 05, 2021 04:12 PM (v0R5T)

437 A season finale? Is this a clue connecting Oak Island to the Templars?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 05, 2021 04:11 PM (cSyAR)
--

Hollow Earth Nazis.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 05, 2021 04:12 PM (Dc2NZ)

438 >>> Malkin is a master at building sites, and then selling them for mucho money.

Twitchy has to be a sinking ship, what with Twitter being censor happy.

Posted by: fluffy at May 05, 2021 04:12 PM (UnQlg)

439 429 408 395 I missed Oak Island season finale last night. What happened?

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 05, 2021 04:04 PM (/MaDp)

Spoiler: They didn't find the treasure, but they have interesting new leads to pursue next season!

----------------

So moar drill holes and metal detecting and War Room discussion? This shit is great.
quitcher bitchin'. there's a new season of the skinwalker ranch show starting! so far, they've dug a whole and an iphone with a cracked screen has misbehaved. hope they can keep the excitement going for the whole season!

Posted by: Anachronda's high school was near Skinwalker Ranch at May 05, 2021 04:12 PM (v3pYe)

440 Do you need someones SSN to do a background check on them?

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 05, 2021 04:12 PM (nxdel)

441 So you disparage cock suckers, so you ... get why ... where do I begin?

Posted by: Dingler at May 05, 2021 04:12 PM (a16K8)

442 422 Dick Dingler is the name of a pr0n actor in the movie "Boogie Nights" staring Burt Reynolds.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 05, 2021 04:09 PM (3H9h1)

Was it Dick or Derk?

Posted by: jwest at May 05, 2021 04:12 PM (/BlEx)

443 I've just this minute started watching a Netflix about the Son of Sam.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 05, 2021 04:13 PM (cSyAR)

444 I know that at Oak Island they recently dug up and found a beautiful pirate chest.

Then they opened it and RuPaul popped out.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 05, 2021 04:13 PM (L2ZTs)

445 Do you need someones SSN to do a background check on them?

==

uh oh

Posted by: runner at May 05, 2021 04:13 PM (V13WU)

446 Do you need someones SSN to do a background check on them?
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 05, 2021 04:12 PM (nxdel)

No, but thank you for asking.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 05, 2021 04:14 PM (t+qrx)

447 fluffy, yup. Twitchy should start covering every site similar to Twitter, not just Twitter alone.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 05, 2021 04:14 PM (L2ZTs)

448 Dirk Diggler

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at May 05, 2021 04:14 PM (Dc2NZ)

449 445 I've just this minute started watching a Netflix about the Son of Sam.
----------------
He talks to his dog. Hitler did this as well.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 05, 2021 04:14 PM (/MaDp)

450 Uh-oh. Frank's pushing me drinks, and he has that look in his eye that says he wants the monthly rent payment.

Posted by: Kevin McCarthy at May 05, 2021 04:14 PM (uWF4x)

451 Jewells, I don't think so but it helps.
Let's face it, the SSN is more or less the gubmint's official Citizen Numbering/ID System.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 05, 2021 04:14 PM (L2ZTs)

452 SN15: looks as if some fuelling has commenced

Countdown started: 45 to 50 minutes before launch (I just heard that while typing).

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at May 05, 2021 04:15 PM (AHq56)

453 452 Uh-oh. Frank's pushing me drinks, and he has that look in his eye that says he wants the monthly rent payment.
Posted by: Kevin McCarthy at May 05, 2021 04:14 PM (uWF4x)

========

It's the same look he gives that fresh bucket of KFC chicken, isn't it?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 05, 2021 04:15 PM (NWM+b)

454 So women cock suckers are disgusting? I don't blame them.

Posted by: Dingler at May 05, 2021 04:15 PM (a16K8)

455 Thanks hogmartin. I didn't know. it's not me lol! Some jerk my SIL was dating did a background check on her!!

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 05, 2021 04:15 PM (nxdel)

456 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPNvB5ComFw

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at May 05, 2021 04:15 PM (AHq56)

457 I know that at Oak Island they recently dug up and found a beautiful pirate chest.

Then they opened it and RuPaul popped out.
===================
the AoSHQ Style Guide would suggest either saying "True story" after this or claiming Mr. Paul Anka was somehow not fucking happy about the ending.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 05, 2021 04:15 PM (3i7pT)

458 You would need someone's SS# if you are planning on going shopping. On their behalf of course !

Posted by: runner at May 05, 2021 04:15 PM (V13WU)

459 Malkin is a master at building sites, and then selling them for mucho money.

Twitchy has to be a sinking ship, what with Twitter being censor happy.
Posted by: fluffy at May 05, 2021 04:12 PM (UnQlg)

Then they go to crap, HOT AIR being the prime example.

Didn't she do CRTV until they merged with GLENN BECK, she left on not great terms

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 05, 2021 04:16 PM (dKiJG)

460 Pixy won't let me comment with a YT url ... but see @458 for the SN15 link.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at May 05, 2021 04:16 PM (AHq56)

461 Hey TJM! Again, sorry I keep missing your movie threads. I hope you'll have one this weekend.

I'd love to know if you got to see Nomadland and what you thought. It sounds to me like it wasn't crazy woke but who knows.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 05, 2021 04:16 PM (L2ZTs)

462 I love her but she doesn't seem to care much what happens to the sites post-sale. Example: HotAir.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 05, 2021 04:10 PM (L2ZTs)

Maybe I hold her to unrealistic standards but she reminds me of a non blonde scarecrow/skull gearshift knob Coulter who does more look-at-me stuff like go on The View than really advance conservatism.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 05, 2021 04:16 PM (y7DUB)

463 DirectTV...

This entire transaction has taken more than 40 minutes. Maybe an AT&T vice president needs to sign off on the deal.

Posted by: jwest at May 05, 2021 04:16 PM (/BlEx)

464 Puddin Head: "I missed Oak Island season finale last night. What happened?"

They hit mud. Spectacular, massive, Class A mud.

Didn't see that coming.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 05, 2021 04:16 PM (aXxgO)

465 I've just this minute started watching a Netflix about the Son of Sam.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 05, 2021 04:13 PM (cSyAR)

I was about six years old and living in Queens while he was committing his crimes. I remember being scared to go to school.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 05, 2021 04:16 PM (Ez6QX)

466 I think TJM should be this Saturday

Posted by: Skip at May 05, 2021 04:17 PM (Cxk7w)

467 It's the same look he gives that fresh bucket of KFC chicken, isn't it?
===================
or even yesterday's bucket of KFC. I don't think Frank is all that particular.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 05, 2021 04:17 PM (3i7pT)

468 It's the same look he gives that fresh bucket of KFC chicken, isn't it?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 05, 2021 04:15 PM (NWM+b)

Well I mean, in the sense that both end up in his stomach.

Posted by: OMG LOL at May 05, 2021 04:17 PM (+5yHl)

469
I must be weird for McCarthy when Luntz' wig falls off during, you know... the thing.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 05, 2021 04:17 PM (Uh2oA)

470 459 I know that at Oak Island they recently dug up and found a beautiful pirate chest.

Arrh. There's nothing better than a beautiful pirate chest.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 05, 2021 04:17 PM (cSyAR)

471 >> 87 The last thing we need is more of these
>> California and New York cocksuckers ... in Congress

So Hawaiian cocksuckers are okay?

Posted by: Barack Obama, Peace Negotiator at May 05, 2021 04:17 PM (uWF4x)

472 Thanks hogmartin. I didn't know. it's not me lol! Some jerk my SIL was dating did a background check on her!!
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 05, 2021 04:15 PM (nxdel)

I was trying to be funny. Like you were just offering SSNs.

It depends on what depth of background search you're doing.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 05, 2021 04:17 PM (t+qrx)

473 So Liz Cheney makes what...One? That leaves how many...434? Well let's get with it.

Posted by: Eromero at May 05, 2021 04:18 PM (0OP+5)

474 I wish I could send everyone a picture of my funny little one month old Grandson. He totally looks like a chubby little space alien and he is so cute it is breathtaking.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 05, 2021 04:18 PM (0bGEp)

475 So you all call any cock sucking amoral butt ... lols

Posted by: Dingler at May 05, 2021 04:18 PM (a16K8)

476 I read last night that someone thinks the Dems rigged the Census?

If so, they did a sucky job. Repubs are getting all the new seats, or removing Dem ones.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 05, 2021 04:18 PM (L2ZTs)

477 I love her but she doesn't seem to care much what happens to the sites post-sale. Example: HotAir.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 05, 2021 04:10 PM (L2ZTs)
=====================

what would you have her do? At that point she has the same influence over "what happens to the site" as you or I. None.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 05, 2021 04:18 PM (3i7pT)

478 Oak Island is still better than some dumbass talent show or rom com, which is all the major networks seem to show now.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 05, 2021 04:18 PM (xfb67)

479 There doesn't seem to be any serial killers any more.
Not that I miss them.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 05, 2021 04:18 PM (cSyAR)

480 "Cheeto Jesus". What is with these people who insist Trump voters regarded him as some religious like figure (I didn't) or as a poster on my local online paper replied to me when I said that I was voting for two men for-one for Governor and one for State Senator-who supported Trump policies, "Trumpism is a cult and a deadly one." I finally stopped replying to them because what could one say?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 05, 2021 04:19 PM (k39e/)

481
If I had to work with Beck, I'd quit too. That shit would be a little *too* weird for me. I bet he eats bugs.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 05, 2021 04:19 PM (Uh2oA)

482 Uh-oh. Frank's pushing me drinks, and he has that look in his eye that says he wants the monthly rent payment.
Posted by: Kevin McCarthy at May 05, 2021 04:14 PM (uWF4x)

You should watch out for the Ether Bunny, too.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 05, 2021 04:19 PM (hZPaB)

483 478 I read last night that someone thinks the Dems rigged the Census?

Baris and Barnes reported on Monday that the census shows 5M excess votes ... so the dems did a piss poor job.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at May 05, 2021 04:19 PM (AHq56)

484 I read last night that someone thinks the Dems rigged the Census?

If so, they did a sucky job. Repubs are getting all the new seats, or removing Dem ones.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 05, 2021 04:18 PM (L2ZTs)

At issue was the number of changes not the direction.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 05, 2021 04:19 PM (y7DUB)

485 They hit mud. Spectacular, massive, Class A mud.

Didn't see that coming.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 05, 2021 04:16 PM (aXxgO)
.......

Now that's a mystery. Why is there mud so deep? Could it be Templar mud?

Posted by: wth at May 05, 2021 04:20 PM (v0R5T)

486 DirectTV...

This entire transaction has taken more than 40 minutes. Maybe an AT&T vice president needs to sign off on the deal.
Posted by: jwest at May 05, 2021 04:16 PM (/BlEx)
++++
If you had just shut up and paid, you'd have been done by now. Just because you don't value *your* time enough to make things easy doesn't mean that I'm so cheap with mine.

Posted by: AT&T Vice President at May 05, 2021 04:20 PM (Jsjd7)

487 481 There doesn't seem to be any serial killers any more.
Not that I miss them.
--------------
I think Disco excited them.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 05, 2021 04:20 PM (/MaDp)

488 If so, they did a sucky job. Repubs are getting all the new seats, or removing Dem ones.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 05, 2021 04:18 PM (L2ZTs)

The preliminary numbers announced in Dec, I think, showed them gaining more seats. All the blue states did better than the prelims and the reds did worse. That's why people are calling BS.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 05, 2021 04:20 PM (xfb67)

489 457 Thanks hogmartin. I didn't know. it's not me lol! Some jerk my SIL was dating did a background check on her!!
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 05, 2021 04:15 PM (nxdel)

To be honest I think anyone looking to get into a relationship these days would not be amiss in doing a quick background check. It might have saved my brother a whole lot of headaches...well, no. He wasn't thinking with the big head at the time so it probably wouldn't actually.

But it could save others some headaches.

Posted by: Bete at May 05, 2021 04:21 PM (Ojki1)

490 So if a women likes anal sex, you call them perverted?

Posted by: Dingler at May 05, 2021 04:21 PM (a16K8)

491 SN15: recondenser (link @ 45

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at May 05, 2021 04:21 PM (AHq56)

492 Trump loyalty > policy

***

I honestly have no problem with this. These bastards had complete control of Congress during Trump's term, and all they did was investigate his family and get some tax cuts that will not only expire but are meaningless with double-digit inflation that will destroy the wealth of the middle class.

Screw it. I'm probably voting for Democrats over turncoat Republican losers, too. At least you know the Democrats hate you and will try to destroy you.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 05, 2021 04:21 PM (44/1o)

493 Hogmartin I'm not always the sharpest knife. lol. went right over my head.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 05, 2021 04:21 PM (nxdel)

494 Mass Murderers have kind of supplanted serial killers.

And they seem to get memory-holed pretty quickly too. coughLasVegascough

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 05, 2021 04:21 PM (Bmy3R)

495 Captain Hate, perhaps but knowing the Dems they wouldn't have allowed for even one switchover. They ended up with several.

Huck, fair enough and true. I'm just surprised she doesn't insist on some sort of guarantee that sites stay within a certain ideological range. Maybe that's not possible though.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 05, 2021 04:21 PM (L2ZTs)

496 I know that at Oak Island they recently dug up and found a beautiful pirate chest.

Arrh. There's nothing better than a beautiful pirate chest.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 05, 2021 04:17 PM (cSyAR

My first girlfriend was a pirate's dream. She had a sunken chest!
Bwahahahaha!!! I crack myself up.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 05, 2021 04:22 PM (axyOa)

497 Son of Sam was initially known as the.44 caliber killer.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 05, 2021 04:22 PM (cSyAR)

498 481 There doesn't seem to be any serial killers any more.
Not that I miss them.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 05, 2021 04:18 PM (cSyAR)

*Pencils in Brother Northernlurker to receive "press packet"*

Posted by: Andrew Cuomo at May 05, 2021 04:22 PM (Ojki1)

499 Season 8 tease suggestion:

They searched for the money pit.

Now the brothers live in a van down by the river.

Posted by: East Bay Jay at May 05, 2021 04:22 PM (DePyg)

500 492 So if a women likes anal sex, you call them perverted?
---------------
We refer to that as corking.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 05, 2021 04:23 PM (/MaDp)

501 quit trying to change the subject.

Posted by: Dingler at May 05, 2021 04:23 PM (a16K8)

502 486 I read last night that someone thinks the Dems rigged the Census?

If so, they did a sucky job. Repubs are getting all the new seats, or removing Dem ones.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 05, 2021 04:18 PM (L2ZTs)

At issue was the number of changes not the direction.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 05, 2021 04:19 PM (y7DUB)

They couldn't completely hide the Blue State Exodus, so they knew that the Census wouldn't go their way. They could manage the decline, however. NY should have lost two seats instead of one, for instance.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 05, 2021 04:23 PM (mdjgu)

503 Puddin, the best part is the pop!

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 05, 2021 04:23 PM (L2ZTs)

504
If a trans-woman likes anal sex, I call it "Dingler."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 05, 2021 04:23 PM (Uh2oA)

505 Baris and Barnes reported on Monday that the census shows 5M excess votes ... so the dems did a piss poor job.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at May 05, 2021 04:19 PM (AHq56)

Although video clips of that length usually irritate the fuck out of me, like that nattering jizzmop Scott Adams, those two guys are much more easy to listen to and usually contain data you can't find elsewhere.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 05, 2021 04:24 PM (y7DUB)

506 So women are smarter than men, we all agree?

Posted by: Dingler at May 05, 2021 04:24 PM (a16K8)

507 The massively populated states of CA and NY lost one measly seat each. That seems suspicious.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 05, 2021 04:24 PM (Bmy3R)

508 My first girlfriend was a pirate's dream. She had a sunken chest!
........

Did she have a peg leg? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: wth at May 05, 2021 04:24 PM (v0R5T)

509 If a woman likes anal sex I say "Why thank you, Mrs. David French, I think I will."

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 05, 2021 04:25 PM (Bmy3R)

510 499 Son of Sam was initially known as the.44 caliber killer.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 05, 2021 04:22 PM (cSyAR)

Wasn't it .20 or .22 caliber killer? He was using the caliber that was supposed to be safe to fire on an airplane I thought.

Posted by: Buzzion at May 05, 2021 04:25 PM (G2zl5)

511 I wonder what Raykon's new name will be...

Serial killer Reginald Arthurell's new life as 'Regina'

Serial killer Reginald Arthurell is leading a new life as "Regina" after his jail release and has allegedly made threats against his victim's family.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 05, 2021 04:26 PM (nI1Kq)

512 Why do we have such a suckass, no talent troll? Can't we at least get a troll without ADHD to liven up the place?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 05, 2021 04:26 PM (xfb67)

513 Hilariously, NJ ended up with enough immigration/migration to offset populations losses to red states, or so claims the preliminary census report. I can't even imagine how they pulled that off. Did any other states at all get immigrants, or did we get them all?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 05, 2021 04:26 PM (3i7pT)

514 507 Although video clips of that length
There were audio problems for the first 15 minutes and they got on to topic at about 20 minutes. I stopped listening at 27 minutes. Just in case you want to know where to skip to. They discussed in detail why the census numbers are reliable. Rigging the census was one of Barky's less successful projects, IIRC.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at May 05, 2021 04:26 PM (AHq56)

515 5 Stars! Failure Theatre at it's finest! GOPe, now with totes more GurlzPower!

Posted by: Zombie Gene Siskel at May 05, 2021 04:26 PM (/EBZ0)

516 What these assholes don't understand (or pretend not to) is that Trump was the result, not cause, of conservative/nationalist activism.

Maybe it's helpful for Cheney to frame it as "they hate me because I'm not loyal to Trump" and therefore claim victimhood at the hands of the Bad Sexist Cheeto. It sounds a lot better than "they don't want me because I don't fight the onslaught of socialism."

Posted by: weew, livin' free in Florida at May 05, 2021 04:26 PM (+m+uH)

517 wth: "Now that's a mystery. Why is there mud so deep? Could it be Templar mud?"

Next season, viewers might just find out! So exciting! I'll bet that Class A mud is covering up the Templar Mud.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 05, 2021 04:27 PM (aXxgO)

518 If a woman likes anal sex I say "Why thank you, Mrs. David French, I think I will."
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 05, 2021 04:25 PM (Bmy3R)
++++
FINALLY! I'm not going to bed without any dinner tonight!

Posted by: Mr. David French at May 05, 2021 04:27 PM (Jsjd7)

519
Secede

Posted by: artisanal ette at May 05, 2021 04:27 PM (Jse2M)

520 Raimondo is on temporary medical release, it seems

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 05, 2021 04:27 PM (3i7pT)

521 Trolls like anal sex by default. It reminds them of growing up.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 05, 2021 04:28 PM (xfb67)

522 Wasn't it .20 or .22 caliber killer? He was using the caliber that was supposed to be safe to fire on an airplane I thought.
Posted by: Buzzion at May 05, 2021 04:25 PM (G2zl5)

Not according to this documentary.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 05, 2021 04:28 PM (cSyAR)

523 Uncle Joe goes to Outkick for the bloomin' onion.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 05, 2021 04:30 PM (63Dwl)

524 Oh man, this isn't creepy or anything...

https://tinyurl.com/3hbuwuz2

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 05, 2021 04:30 PM (Uh2oA)

525 524 Wasn't it .20 or .22 caliber killer? He was using the caliber that was supposed to be safe to fire on an airplane I thought.
Posted by: Buzzion at May 05, 2021 04:25 PM (G2zl5)

Not according to this documentary.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 05, 2021 04:28 PM (cSyAR)

You're right. I'm wrong.

Posted by: Buzzion at May 05, 2021 04:30 PM (G2zl5)

526 524 Wasn't it .20 or .22 caliber killer? He was using the caliber that was supposed to be safe to fire on an airplane I thought.
Posted by: Buzzion at May 05, 2021 04:25 PM (G2zl5)

Not according to this documentary.
----------------
There is a .25 caliber but I've never heard of .20 caliber.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 05, 2021 04:30 PM (/MaDp)

527 The legacy of Jerry Brown and Gavin Newsome is the lost House seat. If they were capable of it they'd be quite embarrassed.

It's not like they can point to the weather, but with the Tricky D voter intelligence it's probably worth a try.

Posted by: East Bay Jay at May 05, 2021 04:30 PM (DePyg)

528 'Templar Mud?' Is that a euphemism?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 05, 2021 04:31 PM (lmikk)

529 Mrs. David A. French likes to get donky-punched while wearing a Hillary Clinton mask by a dude wearing a Nixon mask.

"Impeach ME!!!"

Posted by: Sharkman at May 05, 2021 04:31 PM (0bGEp)

530 Yesterday (I think) Kamala-amala listed more root causes of Guatemalans heading for the US than there are flies on a fresh cow pie in July. There's no way the US can solve all those problems by sending money and paying for hordes of NGO personnel to do in-place efforts to fix things. Guatemala is a failed state if everything Kamala listed is real. I have no idea how to fix a such failed state, and neither do our politicians and diplomats.

The only rational solution to mass illegal immigration from Central America is to seal our southern border. And destroying the cartels using free-fire zone military operations.

Posted by: Gref at May 05, 2021 04:31 PM (AMIL/)

531 God forbid the "conservative party" should have one committed, America first conservative in the top three positions.

Hey, when the name of the game is Raw Power, the GOP is the gimp runt with a speech defect, palsy and a club foot.

Bet every time that they will be eaten.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 05, 2021 04:31 PM (mTlVG)

532 Jenner dates women. Like a coyote caught in a trap, Jenner removed his manhood to escape from his marriage to Kris Jenner.
Posted by: 40 Miles North at May 05, 2021 04:05 PM (uWF4x)

His girlfriend is a trans .

Posted by: Can't help myself at May 05, 2021 04:32 PM (2DOZq)

533 There is a .25 caliber but I've never heard of .20 caliber.
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 05, 2021 04:30 PM (/MaDp)

.20 cal- when .177 just does not have enough stopping power!!!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 05, 2021 04:32 PM (lmikk)

534 What exactly IS "outkick?" I know it's a sports website, but doesn't seem to have a hook. It's like the tossed sports page at the subway station you pick up because you're wasted and can't actually, you know, read.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 05, 2021 04:33 PM (3H9h1)

535 "18 Funny, no one in the GOP worried about the optics of booting Marjorie Taylor-Greene from her committees.
But she's not a GOPe Cuck Legacy, and she fought for Trump's 2020 election results challenge 110%, which is so. . . icky!
Posted by: Lizzy at May 05, 2021 03:13 PM (bDqIh) "

She's the one I want to see in the leadership role.

(yeah, I know, lol, good luck with that ... but just sayin' it anyway)

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 05, 2021 04:33 PM (ErSvT)

536 SN15: Stena Penguin (ship) crosses field of view.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at May 05, 2021 04:33 PM (AHq56)

537 I thought Jenner was trying to escape litigation when he killed a woman with his car?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 05, 2021 04:33 PM (lmikk)

538 Am I the only one whose blood pressure spikes whenever someone bleats about "our democracy?" They're invariably communists who use that phrase.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 05, 2021 04:33 PM (JJ/LU)

539 There were audio problems for the first 15 minutes and they got on to topic at about 20 minutes. I stopped listening at 27 minutes. Just in case you want to know where to skip to. They discussed in detail why the census numbers are reliable. Rigging the census was one of Barky's less successful projects, IIRC.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at May 05, 2021 04:26 PM (AHq56)

Never forget that Gaylord was a lazy piece of shit and as far away from having an executive mindset as you could get. The Farsi Ferret was just a spiteful biznotch catering to his mental problems of being abandoned by both his dogshit parents and racial identity of being raised by two commie codger white people.

The Census voting data was a huge bombshell, unreported by the enemedia of course, and points out why Maddow and Tapper have been badmouthing the Arizona audit.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 05, 2021 04:34 PM (y7DUB)

540 Is Jimmy Breslin still alive?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 05, 2021 04:34 PM (cSyAR)

541 527 The legacy of Jerry Brown and Gavin Newsome is the lost House seat. If they were capable of it they'd be quite embarrassed.

It's not like they can point to the weather, but with the Tricky D voter intelligence it's probably worth a try.
Posted by: East Bay Jay at May 05, 2021 04:30 PM (DePyg)

Brown and Newsom absolutely hated each other. The one person who's probably enjoying what is happening to Newsom as much as we are is Jerry Brown.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 05, 2021 04:35 PM (mdjgu)

542 >>Isn't Elise Stefanik having an affair with some other congress critter?
Posted by: 18-1

Those rumors about Nancy Pelosi and I scissoring are dirty lies!

Posted by: Elise Stefanik at May 05, 2021 04:35 PM (HQ9Sl)

543 538 Am I the only one
Nope. There are several dozen such phrases that trigger me, including that one.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at May 05, 2021 04:35 PM (AHq56)

544 538 Am I the only one whose blood pressure spikes whenever someone bleats about "our democracy?" They're invariably communists who use that phrase.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 05, 2021 04:33 PM (JJ/LU)

Word choice matters. 'Our'. Notice also that 'Freedom' does not get mentioned much these days.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 05, 2021 04:35 PM (lmikk)

545 SonOfSam used a .44 Special Charter Arms Bulldog. Kinda sad because that was a good little gub that suffered from guilt by association.

Posted by: Eromero at May 05, 2021 04:35 PM (0OP+5)

546 or as a poster on my local online paper replied to me ... "Trumpism is a cult and a deadly one."

The signature of Satan is always: Lies, Insults and Hypocrisy. That local poster managed to reveal their father in eight words.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 05, 2021 04:35 PM (YgmCC)

547 The whole plan of Leftists was counting illegals packing into cities

Posted by: Skip at May 05, 2021 04:36 PM (Cxk7w)

548 Baris and Barnes reported on Monday that the census shows 5M excess votes ... so the dems did a piss poor job.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at May 05, 2021 04:19 PM (AHq56)

Although video clips of that length usually irritate the fuck out of me, like that nattering jizzmop Scott Adams, those two guys are much more easy to listen to and usually contain data you can't find elsewhere.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 05, 2021 04:24 PM (y7DUB)

I've said since the day after the election simple math showed that the election was rigged. No way there a 90% registered voter turnout.

Posted by: Can't help myself at May 05, 2021 04:37 PM (2DOZq)

549 Nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 05, 2021 04:37 PM (lmikk)

550 The "abortion is bad but mean tweets are worse" crowd do not deserve any anti-abortion rhetoric to support them. I would rather have more "I do not care about abortion" conservatives.

Posted by: Gunner at May 05, 2021 04:37 PM (npZHq)

551 Your business partner: Why are you insisting that we audit our books? You know I'm trustworthy. What's your problem? Why do you want someone else to go through the books? What the fuck are you implying?

Posted by: But the vote audit is totes different... at May 05, 2021 04:38 PM (Jsjd7)

552 SN15: additional venting near the nose cone jail ... link at 458

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at May 05, 2021 04:38 PM (AHq56)

553 Starship blast off presently scheduled for 5:18 (ish) local Texas time.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 05, 2021 04:38 PM (3i7pT)

554 533 There is a .25 caliber but I've never heard of .20 caliber.
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 05, 2021 04:30 PM (/MaDp)

.20 cal- when .177 just does not have enough stopping power!!!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 05, 2021 04:32 PM (

I'm probably just mixing my limited knowledge of Son of Sam with some pop culture reference to him in a tv show. Where they were using some odd ammo type to give them some extra "oooo it's like the son of Sam" vibes.

Posted by: Buzzion at May 05, 2021 04:38 PM (caHTz)

555 nood!

Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at May 05, 2021 04:38 PM (UUBmN)

556 Am I the only one whose blood pressure spikes whenever someone bleats about "our democracy?" They're invariably communists who use that phrase.

They are doing you a favor, they are signaling that they are completely brain dead, not worth a second thought.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 05, 2021 04:38 PM (GNGbH)

557 SN 15 monitor moving to next thread ...

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at May 05, 2021 04:39 PM (AHq56)

558 Outkick was a reasonably good sports site but I mostly stopped reading it after Whitlock left. Plus my interest in sports has fallen off a cliff. Losing Whitlock was huge and I've given up trying to figure out who to blame.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 05, 2021 04:41 PM (y7DUB)

559 545 SonOfSam used a .44 Special Charter Arms Bulldog. Kinda sad because that was a good little gub that suffered from guilt by association.
Posted by: Eromero at May 05, 2021 04:35 PM (0OP+5)

How so? I got one on me right now. I don't feel guilty.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 05, 2021 04:42 PM (o2MD2)

560 The other classic Cheney move was to start a battle without any plan for victory.

Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at May 05, 2021 04:45 PM (k0caX)

561 I like to imagine Liz as the skipper of the Exxon Valdez

Posted by: The Charlie Daniels of the Torque Wrench at May 05, 2021 04:53 PM (xPcn3)

562 Coalition Provisional Order #2
thanks Cheney

Posted by: the ghosts of 5000 dead Americans at May 05, 2021 05:04 PM (dHrq/)

563 How so? I got one on me right now. I don't feel guilty.
Posted by: Xipe

Does it talk to your dog?

Posted by: Jean at May 05, 2021 05:06 PM (yIJFm)

564 Of course, I would have preferred someone like Marjorie Taylor Greene or Lauren Boebert for the job, but as one of Elise's constituents, I can vouch for her job performance, but more importantly, that she has been moving in the right direction in office. She'll make a good conference chair, and an articulate opponent for the excesses of Xiden and his minions.

Posted by: nishdoogedacht at May 05, 2021 06:54 PM (WusEB)

565 Elsie Stefanik was solid on investigating the spying on Trump. She asked Comey the only question he wasn't prepared for, about why he didn't notify Congress as he was required to do.

Comey was caught off-guard and passed the buck to Bill Priestap.

Posted by: MikeN at May 05, 2021 08:49 PM (o/eHL)

566 Never forget the people pushing Stefanik were the same people who did their d----dest to kill off the Tea Party.

Posted by: aelfheld at May 06, 2021 11:45 AM (Zy9Yy)

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