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Ace of Spades Pet Thread

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(Reminds me of our youngest)

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Good afternoon and welcome to the almost world famous Ace of Spades Pet Thread. Another jammed pack thread this weekend. Kick back and enjoy the world of animals.

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A Little of This. A Little of That.

Cats and science, who knew that they liked sitting inside squares?


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Have you bonded with your dog? Have you really bonded?


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This Afternoon's Feel Good Story of The Day.


Meet The PetMorons

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MisHum, thanks as usual for the pet thread.

I've attached a picture of my "3" bulldogs--Mr. Apri, Sarge, and Tank. If you can pixellate out Mr. April's face, you can use that one.

The other two are of Wu, the kitten I rescued last July. I was sitting on a bench outside of my office, when this tiny black ball of fur darted out from under a car, and made a kamikaze run toward the building. She threw herself at the door, bounced off, picked herself up, and made a run for the next one. Well. I wasn't having that. I herded her into a corner and took her inside, where she hid behind my printer until it was time to go home. The gals in the office said she looked like a bat, and we named her Wuhan, because we are terrible people. We just call her Wu.

When I got her home, I took her into the bathroom with me so the dogs wouldn't eat her. She disappeared in about two seconds. Turns out, the person who "remodeled" the bathroom left a giant gaping hole under the sink vanity. She had gotten down there under the floorboards and wouldn't come out. I was terrified that she would die down there.

Mr. April suggested finding video or audio of a mother cat, and that was pure genius. I found a YouTube video of a mama cat purring to her kittens, and sat on the floor playing it until she came out. It was heartbreakingly pitiful. I'd play the video, Wu would cry and come out from under the sink, and dart back under when I reached for her. It took half an hour or so while I shoved towels into the hole behind her every time she ventured out, until she couldn't get back into the hole.

Almost a year later, she now terrorizes the dogs and runs the household. We love her. - April

Quite the family you have there April. So that little cutie kitteh runs the home? It sounds like those doggehs are big softies. Thanks for sharing with us.


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Zuko has been featured twice before but we recently took him to the beach for the first time. Turns out hes quite the beach dog and loves sunrise walks on the sand. Thanks, Roger

The Pet Thread is always happy to see repeat stars such as Zuko. I really like that you have him on a long leash. Its been my experience over the years that owners do not have control of their pets on the beach. Which leads to bad experiences.


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This is my grand dog, Roscoe, last Christmas. He’s a French bulldog and has grown a bit since this picture. Nothing slows him down. AlmostYuman

So just how many "T-R-E-A-T-S" were you holding to get Roscoe to pose so perfectly? Lovely photo. We appreciate your contribution today. And I'm sure our pal Conor will approve.


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Scout and Bruno on the hunt for cats. - f’d

This has to be one of the briefest submissions in the history of the AosPT. Nevertheless, we are happy to see the pooches on the prowl. Thanks.


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MisHum,

Pics of my Siberian cat Chekov just after his shearing, so everyone can point and laugh. His mats had gotten out of control and he would not let me brush or comb him, and several were in spots where it would be tough to cut them out. So off he went to the groomer. He looks like a white-and-black Chihuahua in these pics. I've been making jokes about Capillus for Kitties, Bosley, and the Hair Club for Cats ever since. Miss Linda says that my big black cat Wolf should also get shaved in solidarity with Chekov. My answer: "Solidarity was a political movement in Poland in 1980. Nothing to do with cats." - Wolfus Aurelius

OK, shaved cats are a rarity. That must have been a chore? Did you bath him as well? If so that must have been one interesting adventure. Thanks for sharing with us.


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Hello MisHum, attached is an obit, and a few pics of our dog Reece. Many Thanks, Dandor the Realanator

We helped our little Reese go to her heavenly home today....I believe we will see our beloved pets in heaven. After all, we know there are horses there. She is a quiet loving little dog. She is sweet natured and content. But that is who she became. She became very old and left her old self somewhere behind....all but her nose!

She was brought home to be a fun energetic dog for our young son. Wow, what an understatement. She learned that running after balls was the best thing in the world, to be constantly & incessantly pursued. Hide the ball, inside the house, in the drawer, on top of the frig, in the bedroom, utility room, whatever....her nose could find it. She would sit in front of where you hid it, without her being anywhere around to see and she would smell it and know it was there. When we said no, we were obviously lying or so she implied!

When the balls finally all disappeared, she found rocks! Seriously! Take a rock she would bring you to throw, throw it into the woods, she would go in the woods & bring back the EXACT rock. No, really. Tried, tested and true. She could smell them I guess, because even in these last quieter years, her nose never stopped.

The nose knows....did you just put a piece of chocolate in your mouth? Is that an egg you are frying? What are you cooking on the stove now? I know you have something you are snacking on.....She could smell it.

What an exasperating, loving, fun, energetic, softest fur coat in the world wonderful dog she has been. Oh my goodness....she is missed.

So sorry to hear of your loss. It is amazing how such small creatures can be the biggest parts of our lives. Our condolences on your loss.


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Hello Again MisHum,

Here is a picture of our sole remaining pet in front of the Christmas tree. Her name is Bella and she is about 7 years old. We rescued her from a mental halfway house. She hid for two years before she got up the nerve to jump on my lap late one night. She has turned into a very territorial cat and has attacked, nay, ambushed the feral cats we have been feeding. It’s apparent that we will not be able to domesticate any while Bella stalks the abode. Best Regards, “Beartooth”

I know why Bella doesn't want any other critters around. Look at that Christmas Spread there at the Casa Beartooth. That kitteh is living in paradise. We appreciate your contribution today.


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This is our newest addition, Harley a 10 year old terrier mix. He's a chunky monkey and he's very lovable but is having a hard time adjusting. We put him on some meds to help calm him down a bit. He has no health issues so we hope to get him adopted soon! - Jewells

Another wonderful rescue story Jewells. Hopefully the chunky monkey Harley starts mellowing out soon. Thanks again for all you do in the rescue world.


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Our cats are new to the screen porch at our cabin in MN, but they are learning how it works! - From Annie’s Stew.

Get those cats some spinning gear and take them walleye fishing. There is moar to northern MN then snoozing on the porch. But until then, Enjoy! Thanks for the email and photo.


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Once again the Horde comes through with PetMoron stars. Thank you! The In-box was full again this week and we will get to all of the pets soon.

If you have something you wish to share you can reach us here at petmorons at gmail dot com.

God willing and the creeks don't rise we will be back next Saturday. Have a great week!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 03:00 PM




Comments

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1 Happy Caturday everyone

Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2021 02:01 PM (Cxk7w)

2 Critters!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 08, 2021 02:01 PM (kTF2Z)

3 Corgi called.
Brought up my wanting another pet ( would like a dog mostly) but wife wants nothing, having our last 2 cats live 17 and 19 years.

Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2021 02:06 PM (Cxk7w)

4 Many of the Cafe Thread videos are of pets rescued and take time to trust humans. But at least in the videos it ends well.

Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2021 02:08 PM (Cxk7w)

5 Salute to Reese.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 08, 2021 02:12 PM (lmikk)

6 My aunt died a couple days ago (lung cancer) which was sad, but at least we knew it was coming. The problem is her two kitty cats who are super sensitive, delicate, shy creatures who were already freaking out at her health decline. I fear we cannot take them into or house, they would die within a week from the strange location and Dexter, our cat being around. He's super friendly but they were REALLY spoiled.

Her will says to send them to Friends of Felines, but I dunno, its an adoption agency for cats but I am not sure what to do

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 08, 2021 02:13 PM (KZzsI)

7 Wuhan the Bat Cat. Best. Name. Ever.

Posted by: olddog in mo at May 08, 2021 02:13 PM (ju2Fy)

8 rowr

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 08, 2021 02:14 PM (nnVe2)

9 What a great story about Wu!

Glad she found a nice home.

Nice Pets Y'all!....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 08, 2021 02:16 PM (R/m4+)

10 Embrace the POWER of the Bark Side!

Posted by: Darth Fido at May 08, 2021 02:17 PM (oHd/0)

11 >>>The gals in the office said she looked like a bat, and we named her Wuhan, because we are terrible people.

LOL!

Posted by: m at May 08, 2021 02:17 PM (nzEdf)

12 Sorry for your loss Chris. Tough one, but following her will might be the best course of action. God takes care of his four legged creations too .

Posted by: Sock Monkey * acolyte second class, Branch Trumpian at May 08, 2021 02:17 PM (HWS2r)

13 We have gotten a couple of cats from FoF in the past, and they were nice, but had poor health, both died within 2 years

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 08, 2021 02:19 PM (KZzsI)

14 Sorry for the loss of Reece, he looks like he was a sweetie. I agree about pets, any afterlife would be less joyous without them.

Bella is one lucky kitteh!

Posted by: CN at May 08, 2021 02:19 PM (ONvIw)

15 Today kid 1 took my older grandson and their Keeshond, Zorro to visit his family and be assessed by another breeder as well. Seems the runt of the litter grew into the largest doggo and was deemed a very good show prospect. He had a happy reunion with his brothers and little nieces.

Posted by: CN at May 08, 2021 02:22 PM (ONvIw)

16 The pic up top makes me think about my Paisley. She is very opionated but she's been oddly quiet today.
Unusual.
I took her for a ride-something she really loves.
And she got her bark on.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 08, 2021 02:22 PM (cSyAR)

17 And the pets are all adorable.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 08, 2021 02:22 PM (cSyAR)

18 The study on Mutual Gazing was interesting, even if I disagree with some of the premises. Two of my GSDs (our youngster we have now, and our recently departed one) could win staring contests with their "pack" members. Our current one will stare you in the eye like he's trying to burn holes in your skull. Kinda creepy, actually. It's not a challenge or aggressiveness, though... he's perfectly relaxed and happy when he's doing it.

Posted by: Shepherd Lover at May 08, 2021 02:25 PM (a4lnH)

19 All beautiful pets as always. I just love seeing all the pictures!

Happened to have a shift at Shep's today. Harley has calmed down but he still hates being in the kennel so I spent quite a bit of time with him outside. Now that Viola has been adopted (praise God) we can start integrating the dogs more. She's very jealous of the other females so that made it difficult. She goes to her furever home on Tuesday. We are very happy for her. And us. lol!

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 08, 2021 02:26 PM (nxdel)

20 I suppose I'm the only one who gets a little worried when his dog isn't loud and a little hyper

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 08, 2021 02:33 PM (cSyAR)

21 22 I suppose I'm the only one who gets a little worried when his dog isn't loud and a little hyper
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 08, 2021 02:33 PM (cSyAR)

Nope. When Bogie started zooming less often I thought there might be a problem.

Posted by: CN at May 08, 2021 02:34 PM (ONvIw)

22 Did I mention that my son has a black and white chihuahua? It looks just like what you would think a miniature doberman would look like. Very friendly and outgoing gal. Her name is Doris. Nickname of Doribelle because she is adorable.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at May 08, 2021 02:34 PM (xopIz)

23 24: That's a cute, nick! I'm glad I'm not the only one who doesn't stick to one name.

Posted by: CN at May 08, 2021 02:36 PM (ONvIw)

24 I don't like people who pull on dogs' tails. There is something mean and sick about such a person.

Posted by: washrivergal at May 08, 2021 02:39 PM (ZE5eB)

25 28 I don't like people who pull on dogs' tails. There is something mean and sick about such a person.
Posted by: washrivergal at May 08, 2021 02:39 PM (ZE5eB)

And using a dog as a towel or bathtoy is just fucking stupid and demented!

Posted by: CN at May 08, 2021 02:42 PM (ONvIw)

26 Biden pulls his dog's tail. He said so.

Posted by: washrivergal at May 08, 2021 02:43 PM (ZE5eB)

27 Fungus Brain's dogs left troll samples on the White House floor.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 08, 2021 02:43 PM (cSyAR)

28 I believe Fungus Brain himself said he was trying to pull the dog's tail.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 08, 2021 02:48 PM (cSyAR)

29 I don't watch Fox News. This information came from Bogus Biden himself. He was explaining how he tripped and fell. He had been pulling his dog's tail chasing him around after he stepped out of the shower.

Posted by: washrivergal at May 08, 2021 02:50 PM (ZE5eB)

30 28 I don't like people who pull on dogs' tails. There is something mean and sick about such a person.
Posted by: washrivergal at May 08, 2021 02:39 PM (ZE5eB)

I believe you caught the troll in his own trap!

Posted by: CN at May 08, 2021 02:51 PM (ONvIw)

31 I think a senile man who gets dogs for the sake of a photo op is disgusting.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 08, 2021 02:52 PM (cSyAR)

32 What is it about trolling a pet thread!

Go outside for awhile, dude! Get some sunshine!

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 08, 2021 02:53 PM (OssQ4)

33 Bo, Obama's dog (and named after his own initials of course), has died according to Wikipedia.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 08, 2021 02:53 PM (OU+8W)

34 Yeah I was worried about my cat this morning. She seems to be recovering from the spay but really wanted to be in my lap all morning. She usually sleeps a lot during the day, so I'll just keep an eye on her. She's still on antibiotics.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 08, 2021 02:53 PM (YynYJ)

35 I hate responding to trolls but I doubt today's knows how to read.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 08, 2021 02:55 PM (cSyAR)

36 Pixy ate my first comment. I'll try this one.
I put a Seresto flea collar on the kitten a few weeks ago. She struggled with fleas even over the winter and this collar was advertised as safe for kittens. Recently I noticed that she was spending all her time sleeping and not eating well. She didn't get up for dinner yesterday when I called her...had to go wake her up. Last night she walked across the floor and seemed to wobble. Alarm bells went off. Nothing was different but the collar, so I started researching it. Turns out many people report similar symptoms (and worse). The collar got stripped off right now and five minutes later she was chasing a ball around the great room.
She's a different kitten today...feisty and busy...all over the house and yard. Lesson learned.

Posted by: creeper at May 08, 2021 02:56 PM (XxJt1)

37 The rewrites should be fun, at least. I hope.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 08, 2021 02:56 PM (OssQ4)

38 Bo, Obama's dog (and named after his own initials of course), has died according to Wikipedia.


Posted by: BeckoningChasm
Probably a suicide.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at May 08, 2021 02:57 PM (r1z5A)

39 Condolences for the loss of your aunt, CT.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 08, 2021 02:58 PM (HaL55)

40 Oh my God creeper!! That's scary! I'm glad kitteh is okay.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 08, 2021 02:58 PM (nxdel)

41 Mi gato es muy bonita, y está durmiente en su cama.

(Day 35 on Duolingo.)

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 08, 2021 03:00 PM (OssQ4)

42 Nice to see the pets again.

My collie Star is doing poorly, she has back issues and usually needs help standing up. Her list of medication is daunting and expensive. We were going to Tampa this weekend, but cancelled because she didn't do very well at the kennel last weekend.

Doing our best to keep her comfortable and happy for the time she has left, but we have made peace with the fact that she will be our last pet. We can no longer take the heartbreak.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 08, 2021 03:00 PM (5p7BC)

43 Bo, Obama's dog (and named after his own initials of course), has died according to Wikipedia.




Posted by: BeckoningChasm
Probably a suicide.


Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at May 08, 2021 02:57 PM (r1z5A)
++++Poor dog. That's what happens when Democrats take over the White House - they get dogs for the image and the dogs suffer for it.

Posted by: washrivergal at May 08, 2021 03:00 PM (ZE5eB)

44 I use the topical flea stuff on Fanny. I think it's Frontline. Dogs get the edibles. But I don't give it unless it's needed.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 08, 2021 03:01 PM (YynYJ)

45 Happy Pet Thread Day.

Jewells, Harley is so very cute.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 08, 2021 03:01 PM (bzHDW)

46 Bo, Obama's dog (and named after his own initials of course), has died according to Wikipedia.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 08, 2021 02:53 PM (OU+8W)


Although I'm loathe to say anything positive about Cock Curious, the dog was about 12 and for a breed of that size probably a normal lifespan. Not like the fate of that poor dog, Buddy, a prop for the Arkansas trash crime family.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 08, 2021 03:01 PM (y7DUB)

47 Pretty sure the HQ Style Guide states that discussions related to TFG's dogs belong on the Food Thread.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 08, 2021 03:04 PM (OssQ4)

48 Ben Had, he is!! and he'll just get up on his hind legs like that for no reason lol! He's so sweet and loveable I know he'll make a great pet for the right person.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 08, 2021 03:06 PM (nxdel)

49 Thank you, Jewell's. I can't believe the problems with the collar didn't register sooner.
I'll be getting an email off to you re: more doggy bling. And will send the pic of Willie and his bling off to MisHum.
Harley is a cutie. I bet he settles in quickly.

Posted by: creeper at May 08, 2021 03:06 PM (XxJt1)

50 Trolls make terrible pets.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 08, 2021 03:10 PM (cSyAR)

51 Trolls make terrible pets.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker


Choke collars help, but yes.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 08, 2021 03:12 PM (nI1Kq)

52 Hey creeper yeah I actually made some more pet bling yesterday just need to put it up in the shop.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 08, 2021 03:14 PM (nxdel)

53 Good afternoon, horde! Taking a break from yard work to look at everybody's pets. I love the kitties on opposite sides of the settee.

And condolences to these who lost pets recently. Reece was obviously a very good boy. The rocks, I love that.

Posted by: April at May 08, 2021 03:14 PM (OX9vb)

54 *raises left leg...scratches behind ear*

Posted by: creeper at May 08, 2021 03:15 PM (XxJt1)

55 Posted by: creeper at May 08, 2021 02:56 PM (XxJt1)

We had the same problem with our cat. When we bought the collar at the pet store they said it was not on of those knock off brands from someplace else. but it still made no difference. It took us a while to figure out what was wrong and even after the collar was taken off we had to take the cat to the vet it was twitching so badly. Cat doing fine now.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2021 03:15 PM (k39e/)

56 I just tried to make a margarita but forgot the curacao. Now I'm going to have do it right. Shucks.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 08, 2021 03:15 PM (cSyAR)

57 Adorable black kitten and I love the story.

All the pets are great!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2021 03:19 PM (k39e/)

58 I sent the pic to MisHum, Jewells. Will get an e-mail off to you. Hoping for a custom design...or four. These things really dress up a doggeh.

But I'm off to a birthday party now. Will check in later.

Posted by: creeper at May 08, 2021 03:19 PM (XxJt1)

59 I tried to share my story, but it didn't take.
About 30 minutes ago, I had to let my old girl Maxxy go over the bridge.
I was very lucky to have my vet come to my home for this.

My sweet love was 15, with diabetes, Cushing's, and dementia as well as being blind. She still was a happy girl with a happy tail and lots of love.
Here at the Pet Thread is the best place to come for the understanding.
Lo e you people!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 08, 2021 03:25 PM (sFPHo)

60 Hey, all,

MisHum wrote under my pic of the newly-shaved Chekov: "haved cats are a rarity. That must have been a chore? Did you bath him as well? If so that must have been one interesting adventure."

I can't recall if they bathed him at the groomer's. No way I was going to try that myself. Apparently they didn't need to tranquilize him -- he was intimidated by the strangers, I guess. The vets have all told me "what a good cat he is." (Ha.) That was about 6 weeks ago, and his fur has grown in to the point where he looks like a shorthair now, except that the first few inches of his "lion tail" hasn't begun to get thick-furred yet.

I had the late Maine Coon mix Arizona shaved too, for the same reasons, late in his life. His coat had recovered before he departed this life about 6 months later. So I suspect Chekov still has a way to go.

Wolf, I'm sure, would be more than glad that he hasn't had to go through that.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 08, 2021 03:26 PM (lSpWa)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 08, 2021 03:27 PM (lSpWa)

62 Well, whaddaya know, I found out how to do a strikethrough. The hard way.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 08, 2021 03:27 PM (lSpWa)

63 Wu the bat kitten looks like she'd be a great companion. In my (admittedly limited) experience, black cats are the most adaptable and easygoing, if not the smartest, of them all.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 08, 2021 03:29 PM (lSpWa)

64 [ s ]
[ / s ]

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at May 08, 2021 03:30 PM (xopIz)

65 Paisley's barking her head off at something outside. So I guess she's back to normal behavior.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 08, 2021 03:31 PM (cSyAR)

66 LOL. For a short time, it was glorious. We could all kinds of crazy stuff.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at May 08, 2021 03:31 PM (xopIz)

67 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 08, 2021 03:26 PM (lSpWa)

We need common sense strike thru control.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 08, 2021 03:32 PM (lmikk)

68 Yes, I put the "s" beginning MisHum's quote in brackets, the way you're supposed to if you are changing the original text, say, to capitalize the quote. I didn't realize that's the code for "strikethrough."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 08, 2021 03:32 PM (lSpWa)

69 Paisley? Winterbottom? Is she a butler in a Hallmark Prince falls in love with a commoner movie?

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at May 08, 2021 03:32 PM (xopIz)

70 Paisley? Winterbottom? Is she a butler in a Hallmark Prince falls in love with a commoner movie?
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at May 08, 2021 03:32 PM (xopIz)

My doggie

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 08, 2021 03:33 PM (cSyAR)

71 A raised glass in memory of Maxxy.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 08, 2021 03:33 PM (bzHDW)

72 I know. I was making the stupid joke.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at May 08, 2021 03:35 PM (xopIz)

73 It's genetic. I come from a long line of guys that make stupid jokes.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at May 08, 2021 03:36 PM (xopIz)

74 I see dogs a lot. People like them.

Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 08, 2021 03:37 PM (iTXRQ)

75 The pic of the two cats at each end of the porch seat is beautifully framed. It's almost as if cats know how good looking they are, and make a point of posing. When I was a teen, Mom bought some light blue sheets for her bed. Our red tabby Rusty would jump up there and stretch out, orange and white against blue -- which he never did with white sheets. Cats are color-blind, I think, or can see only a couple of shades? But somehow he knew where he was shown to best advantage.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 08, 2021 03:38 PM (lSpWa)

76 My daughter's horse, Blackberry, just foaled yesterday.

Waiting for pics.

Posted by: SMH at May 08, 2021 03:39 PM (FdY5T)

77 It's genetic. I come from a long line of guys that make stupid jokes.
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at May 08, 2021 03:36 PM (xopIz)

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I reckon we must be related then.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 08, 2021 03:39 PM (kTF2Z)

78 So how much money was spent to re-study the Theory of "If I fits I sits"?

Posted by: TryHardNeckBeard at May 08, 2021 03:43 PM (OMKvO)

79 SMH, Congratulations to your daughter and granbabies. How are the mare and foal doing?

Posted by: Ben Had at May 08, 2021 03:45 PM (bzHDW)

80 It's genetic. I come from a long line of guys that make stupid jokes.
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at May 08, 2021 03:36 PM (xopIz)

Would that be from your Y line?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 08, 2021 03:46 PM (cSyAR)

81 Big black Wolf cat surprised me earlier. Years ago Marie-Antoinette, the smart black cat, used to slide under the covers with me when I took a nap -- warm weather or cold, it didn't matter, but only in the daytime -- stretch out by me, and sleep until I got up. I've been hoping Wolf would do the same. He's occasionally gone under the covers, but never stayed more than a moment. Today he curled up next to me and stayed for nearly 5 minutes. It's a start.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 08, 2021 03:47 PM (lSpWa)

82
Delilah walked today, breaking a streak of 15 consecutive Best of Breed wins. White Supremacy prevailed; the judge didn't put up any dark dogs.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 08, 2021 03:48 PM (JGPvI)

83 These beautiful Pet Morons!

I hope Harley finds his forever home soon. He's adorable.

Posted by: Ladyl at May 08, 2021 03:51 PM (TdMsT)

84 Hadrian, she'll get 'em next time.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 08, 2021 03:51 PM (bzHDW)

85 It took us a while to figure out what was wrong and even after the collar was taken off we had to take the cat to the vet it was twitching so badly. Cat doing fine now.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2021


***
The Hartz Mountain topical stuff did the same to the Siberian cat Angelique. We washed her off in the sink and she was fine. True, for the rest of her life she would climb in your lap, then growl if you moved an inch. She wouldn't leave, understand, just growl, like "Don't you dare move --!" But she was not nerve-damaged or poisoned as far as we could tell, and lived to be about 11. Lesson: Don't use Hartz Mountain topical flea treatment.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 08, 2021 03:51 PM (lSpWa)

86 SMH, Congratulations to your daughter and granbabies. How are the mare and foal doing?
Posted by: Ben Had
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Thanks. : )

Mare and colt are doing fine.
Grandbabies (and mom) are excited.

We'll see them next weekend.

Posted by: SMH at May 08, 2021 03:51 PM (FdY5T)

87 Congratulations Hadrian.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 08, 2021 03:52 PM (cSyAR)

88 Sadly, one of their neighbor's mare lost her foal at around the same time.

Posted by: SMH at May 08, 2021 03:52 PM (FdY5T)

89 33 Bo, Obama's dog (and named after his own initials of course), has died according to Wikipedia.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 08, 2021 02:53 PM (OU+8W)

In violation of AOS practice, I will refrain from asking if BHO had him stuffed.

Posted by: Andreas Venizelos. at May 08, 2021 03:52 PM (qyH+l)

90 Of had the dressing on the side.

Posted by: Andreas Venizelos. at May 08, 2021 03:53 PM (qyH+l)

91 SMH, does you daughter plan on breeding her back?

Posted by: Ben Had at May 08, 2021 03:53 PM (bzHDW)

92 In violation of AOS practice, I will refrain from asking if BHO had him stuffed.
Posted by: Andreas Venizelos
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I'm sure the JEF was.

Posted by: SMH at May 08, 2021 03:53 PM (FdY5T)

93 Thanks Ladyl. Me too.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 08, 2021 03:53 PM (nxdel)

94 Had a blue cat when I was just out of college, and she would always sleep on anything red, which she looked beautiful against.

Posted by: skywch at May 08, 2021 03:54 PM (Y/Ps0)

95 I don't think so.

They want to raise mules.

Posted by: SMH at May 08, 2021 03:55 PM (FdY5T)

96 Sorry about Maxxy, CoMountainMarie. I'm glad that Maxxy was so loved by you and it's good the vet could come to your home.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2021 03:56 PM (k39e/)

97 SMH, They can cross the mare on a Mammoth Jack and start a nice mule herd.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 08, 2021 03:57 PM (bzHDW)

98 I will relay that info, Ben Had, thanks!

I'm assuming a MJ is a large donkey.

Posted by: SMH at May 08, 2021 04:00 PM (FdY5T)

99 SMH, correct

Posted by: Ben Had at May 08, 2021 04:01 PM (bzHDW)

100 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 08, 2021 03:51 PM (lSpWa)

Glad she was o.k.

I wonder what people can use safely on their cats?i

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2021 04:05 PM (k39e/)

101 100

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 08, 2021 04:05 PM (kTF2Z)

102 Carp

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 08, 2021 04:05 PM (kTF2Z)

103 I am glad that the garbage men were able to rescue the kitten. It's adorable and terrible that someone would do that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2021 04:07 PM (k39e/)

104 Anybody want a cat? Mine just managed to dump a whole bucket of dog food down the basement steps. She is exiled outside while we clean up and I hope it rains.

Posted by: Trimegistus at May 08, 2021 04:11 PM (QZxDR)

105 My sweet love was 15, with diabetes, Cushing's, and dementia as well as being blind. She still was a happy girl with a happy tail and lots of love.
Here at the Pet Thread is the best place to come for the understanding.
Lo e you people!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 08, 2021 03:25 PM (sFPHo)

Oh no! My sincerest condolences! My Rusty died in January of multiple morbidities.

Posted by: CN at May 08, 2021 04:11 PM (ONvIw)

106 The peace loving President Biden has declared that the jobs numbers are bad because of Trump's lies about our dear leader. The peace loving people of the Biden regime also state that the rocket body reentering the earth's atmosphere was launched from the War Criminal Trump's house in the racist state of Florida. Dear leader and President Biden will save everyone from these Trump multiple disasters.

Posted by: Peking Psaki at May 08, 2021 04:12 PM (OBw54)

107 Kid 1's dog is going to be shown by his breeder! Another show dog in the family.

Posted by: CN at May 08, 2021 04:14 PM (ONvIw)

108 CoMountainMarie.. we just got a blind chihuahua in at Shep's and he's the sweetest damn thing ever. He loves to cuddle!!

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 08, 2021 04:15 PM (nxdel)

109 Can anyone explain why my pets each believe the other one is getting better food? The dog tries to get empty cat food cans out of the trash, and the cat steals kibble from the dog's bowl and tries to get into the sealed bucket of dog food.

Posted by: Trimegistus at May 08, 2021 04:21 PM (QZxDR)

110 Hello!
Lucy is out with me in the courtyard doing her cat thing. She growls at the dogs who walk by.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 08, 2021 04:23 PM (1MF22)

111 Nuse, she's being your protector.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 08, 2021 04:25 PM (bzHDW)

112 ...She is exiled outside while we clean up and I hope it rains. Posted by: Trimegistus
That's terrible!
I larfed.
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Pet Thread, Pet Thread, kits and puppies,
Parrots, horses, bats, and guppies.
Scripture says we hold dominion.
Felines say, "That's your opinion."
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Always a peak of the week to join in the joys and heartbreak, comedy and tragedy, of Horde beasty buddies. Our three cats are enjoying the Spring weather. Mostly peaceful - Charlie the Gold fighting that occasionally-appearing b&w stray notwithstanding.

Posted by: mindful webworker and the great gobs of flying fur at May 08, 2021 04:29 PM (rpAqR)

113 Can anyone explain why my pets each believe the other one is getting better food? The dog tries to get empty cat food cans out of the trash, and the cat steals kibble from the dog's bowl and tries to get into the sealed bucket of dog food.
Posted by: Trimegistus
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Our two cats do the same thing when they clearly see the food come out of the same bucket.

Posted by: SMH at May 08, 2021 04:29 PM (FdY5T)

114 I suppose I'm the only one who gets a little worried when his dog isn't loud and a little hyper
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 08, 2021 02:33

Hope all is well w/ Paisley.

We have the opposite problem. Kahlua, 5 yo choc lab, is devoted to Jules and lives to chase the orange ball. She's now getting obsessed and barking to go out and play way too much. A rolled up paper or magazine pounded on the furniture used to shut her up but doesn't help much now.I'm thinking of getting a squirt gun and trying that, what store carries squirt guns, no toy stores here?

Any other ideas? We've used a no-bark collar on another dog before but that is last resort.

Posted by: Farmer at May 08, 2021 04:32 PM (55Qr6)

115 Hiya Ben Had!
She's afraid of the birds.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 08, 2021 04:32 PM (LKen+)

116 GAMING NOOD

Posted by: Skip guy who says NOOD at May 08, 2021 04:32 PM (Cxk7w)

117
In violation of AOS practice, I will refrain from asking if BHO had him stuffed.

With breadcrumbs, celery, walnuts, raisins and bacon, a fine roast canine fit for the Indonesian half blood princeling.

Posted by: Wagyu Affirmative Action Entitled Secret Presnident at May 08, 2021 04:33 PM (pgB/s)

118 Battery powered water gun. I use to be a teacher.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at May 08, 2021 04:34 PM (o89XP)

119 I've gotten Jake to stop barking when I say stop, but it's taken years. I tried one of those vibrating collars. I guess they tried those before because he hated it. We used to tell him to get in his crate for a timeout but I don't have to use that any more.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 08, 2021 04:37 PM (YynYJ)

120 >>>I will refrain from asking if BHO had him stuffed.<<<
With spicy rice and beans. Flat bread and a nice chutney make good eats.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 08, 2021 04:43 PM (2goRJ)

121 Just got home and I see Scout and Bruno on the pet thread.

Don't worry, they never actually catch a cat, but sometimes catch a bloody nose.

Bruno is shedding like mad. Great gobs of dog fur had filled the shop upon my return from being gone for a day.

Great looking bunch of pets as usual, and a fuzzy Moron too!

Posted by: f'd at May 08, 2021 04:49 PM (Tnijr)

122 Bo, Obama's dog (and named after his own initials of course), has died according to Wikipedia.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 08, 2021 02:53 PM (OU+8W)

Cremated at 375 for four hours?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 08, 2021 04:52 PM (bPPPZ)

123 52 Hey creeper yeah I actually made some more pet bling yesterday just need to put it up in the shop.
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 08, 2021 03:14 PM (nxdel)

Please tell me you are NOT the inventor of the kitty butt jewels....

Posted by: Iris at May 08, 2021 04:55 PM (6lKe4)

124 "Can anyone explain why my pets each believe the other one is getting better food? "

Our dogs think that even when they are getting exactly the same thing. Cat food though, is a delicacy. Maybe it smells like cats.

Posted by: f'd at May 08, 2021 04:56 PM (Tnijr)

125 Well cat food IS a delicacy. Great pets and stories.

Posted by: KT at May 08, 2021 05:42 PM (wZWNF)

126

The ONT is...



NOOD!!

Posted by: Zettai at May 08, 2021 09:01 PM (Ady00)

127 104 Anybody want a cat? Mine just managed to dump a whole bucket of dog food down the basement steps. She is exiled outside while we clean up and I hope it rains.
Posted by: Trimegistus at May 08, 2021 04:11 PM (QZxDR)

LOL

Posted by: m at May 09, 2021 02:41 AM (TZgEk)

128 127 104 Anybody want a cat? Mine just managed to dump a whole bucket of dog food down the basement steps. She is exiled outside while we clean up and I hope it rains.
Posted by: Trimegistus at May 08, 2021 04:11 PM (QZxDR)

LOL
Posted by: m at May 09, 2021 02:41 AM (TZgEk)

Good kitty.

Posted by: m at May 09, 2021 02:44 AM (TZgEk)

129 RE: Reese

Many Thanks to Aetius451AD, CN, and April for the kind words. And All Praise to our host MisHum for including our Reece in the Thread. Tis appreciated more than mere words can express

Posted by: Dandor the Realanator at May 10, 2021 12:01 PM (APTzA)

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