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The CIA Is An International Joke as Its New Woke Millennial Basket-Case Recruitment Video Gets Roasted Worldwide

The CIA's purpose is, what, now? "Empowerment" for confused leftwing women?

The CIA's woke recruitment video gets panned: Don Jnr leads ridicule as recruit describes herself as 'intersectional cisgender millennial' diagnosed with 'generalized anxiety disorder'

The CIA officer, who is not named, 36, tells viewers she is 'unapologetically me'

The clip has sparked a fierce reaction online with users labelling it 'woke'


...


One former CIA officer tweeted: 'The CIA used to be about mission to country. America is less safe with this new CIA, and dangerously more political'

Another Twitter user compared it to a Saturday Night Live skit

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Former CIA officer Bryan Dean Wright, tweeted: 'The CIA used to be about mission to country. (I speak from experience).

'Now it's now about demanding — and getting — accommodation to fix an emotional wound or advance a personal agenda. America is less safe with this new CIA, and dangerously more political.'

Another Twitter user compared it to a Saturday Night Live skit.

Glenn Greenwald, part of a team that won a Pulitzer for reports about government surveillance programs based on leaks by Edward Snowden, tweeted: 'Lots of people who pay no attention to the CIA and the security state seem to think this CIA video is the first time they've promoted, endorsed and embraced woke ideology.

'They've been doing it for years. I wrote about back in 2015.'

The clip was shared to Twitter on April 28 in a post which read: 'I am unapologetically me. I want you to be unapologetically you, whoever you are.

'Whether you work at #CIA, or anywhere else in the world. Command your space. Mija, you are worth it.'

People who address themselves in the third person are all sorts of stable.


The CIA has a specific type of employee it's trying to recruit: Woke Millennial Basket-cases who hate normies and want revenge on them.

Gee, I wonder why they'd be interested in that type of mental case with a grudge.

I wonder what enemies and illegal combatants they're currently plotting against.

By the way, there seems to be something happening at the CIA:

But don't worry-- I'm sure there can't be any security issues with a well-run serious-minded organization like this.

Posted by: Ace at 06:38 PM




Comments

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1 Abolish the CIA.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 03, 2021 05:39 PM (R/m4+)

2 Yep

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 03, 2021 05:39 PM (2JffK)

3 The future is gray.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado - Tempus belli) at May 03, 2021 05:39 PM (N3El/)

4 Cocks In Asses.

Posted by: Roy at May 03, 2021 05:40 PM (Ti+Tv)

5 Truman had it right.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 03, 2021 05:40 PM (kTF2Z)

6 The Traitor John al-Brennan's legacy.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 03, 2021 05:40 PM (Bmy3R)

7 Maybe having depressive spies is not a great idea?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 03, 2021 05:41 PM (lmikk)

8 Commies Infiltrating America

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 03, 2021 05:41 PM (Bmy3R)

9 There's a joke about this commercial and the MK Ultra program in there somewhere.

Posted by: Archer at May 03, 2021 05:41 PM (gmo/4)

10 I'd rather be waterboarded than put up with these people.

Posted by: Broseidon at May 03, 2021 05:42 PM (icI8A)

11 But don't worry-- I'm sure there can't be any security issues with a well-run serious-minded organization like this.

Whatever it is Trump did it

Posted by: It's me donna at May 03, 2021 05:42 PM (Zmnko)

12 Why would anyone advertise a job with someone using generalized anxiety disorder as if it's a selling point?.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2021 05:42 PM (7hF2c)

13 CIA - Certifiably Insane Agency

Posted by: dantesed at May 03, 2021 05:42 PM (88xKn)

14 And remember: these nutjobs can do anything they want to do to you, and there's not a damn thing you can do about it.

Not one damn thing.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 03, 2021 05:43 PM (sWM8x)

15 I think it's safe to say the contemporary American left has failed.

In what way? Sure seems to me that the left is getting *everything* it wants.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at May 03, 2021 05:43 PM (DTX3h)

16 Intel has always attracted "off" characters. It comes with the territory: the guys who are really really smart usually also have other issues. That said, this is just sad.

My landlady word for the CIA for decades and even she is at the point where she thinks that the organization should be disbanded. I agree. Disband all the major agencies and fold them under either the State Department, or the Military.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 03, 2021 05:43 PM (jOcSX)

17 before we laugh at the idiot farmboys understand the problem is at EVERY level of American foreign policy interaction.

US Military, Foggy Bottom, the alphabet soup all of it is tainted.

The sublimation of self and personal desires is no longer encouraged or even acknowledged as the baseline price for being entrusted with the horrible powers we have created for the crew.

They aim to aim those powers in at us not at the giggling world and eventually we will all bear bitter fruit from it.

Posted by: sven at May 03, 2021 05:43 PM (Lzpvj)

18 Hey remember when teh gheys got their illegally court sanctioned marriages by Anthony Swallows Kennedy things would finally go back to normal and we could all move on with our lives without enduring another nationally crazed movement of fascist psychopaths demanding we accept their lifestyles or else?

Lulz

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger Proving He is Not A Mature Adult For Quoting Aliens at May 03, 2021 05:43 PM (79kwE)

19 I'm kinda thinking that a lot of the people in the KKK were "unapologetically themselves".

Posted by: Axeman at May 03, 2021 05:43 PM (cI7Oj)

20 Don't worry, everyone. The CIA is completely trustworthy. They will do whatever the civilian leadership decides is in the best interests of our country enemies.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 03, 2021 05:44 PM (7bRMQ)

21 People who address themselves in the third person are all sorts of stable.

------------

George likes his chicken spicy!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 03, 2021 05:44 PM (kTF2Z)

22 Reality Loser

Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2021 05:44 PM (96J4u)

23 "One former CIA officer tweeted: 'The CIA used to be about mission to country. America is less safe with this new CIA, and dangerously more political'"


Nah, America is more safe if these idiots are going Woke and no longer messing with the American domestic political scene, which has been what they've been doing all along.

The idea that they're working overseas to "keep America safe" is and always has been a lie.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 03, 2021 05:44 PM (a/6Gi)

24 16 Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 03, 2021 05:43 PM (jOcSX)

Disbanding this cacophony of autists would wind up having middle managers at your local big box store engaged in humint ops against the accounts receivable clerks.

Posted by: sven at May 03, 2021 05:44 PM (Lzpvj)

25 People who address themselves in the third person are all sorts of stable.



Bob Dole has been stable and hard as a rock for years, thanks to his little blue friend!

Posted by: Bob Dole at May 03, 2021 05:45 PM (jOcSX)

26 >>>The CIA's purpose is, what, now? "Empowerment" for confused leftwing women?

It worked for Brennan.

Posted by: 4 at May 03, 2021 05:45 PM (KnJdm)

27 18 Posted by: The Maskless Ranger Proving He is Not A Mature Adult For Quoting Aliens at May 03, 2021 05:43 PM (79kwE)

I SURE DO! NO SLIPPERY SLOPE AT ALL!

MEEP! MEEP!

//The Happiest Truck in DC or Oklahoma

Posted by: sven at May 03, 2021 05:45 PM (Lzpvj)

28 Does CIA know that these unbalanced, woke crybabies are perfect targets ? Do they care ??

Posted by: runner at May 03, 2021 05:46 PM (V13WU)

29 I have been diagnosed with acute paranoia.

--Who said that?!

Posted by: CIA Candidate at May 03, 2021 05:46 PM (cI7Oj)

30 10 I'd rather be waterboarded than put up with these people.
Posted by: Broseidon at May 03, 2021 05:42 PM (icI8A)

Agreed, and we have you penciled it already.

Posted by: CIA at May 03, 2021 05:46 PM (Ojki1)

31 Why does the government attract so many asshoe?

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger Proving He is Not A Mature Adult For Quoting Aliens at May 03, 2021 05:46 PM (79kwE)

32 We have the sexiest honeypots.

Posted by: Teh CIA at May 03, 2021 05:46 PM (2Rqfq)

33 CIA - Certifiably Insane Agency
Posted by: dantesed at May 03, 2021 05:42 PM (88xKn)

CIA - Communist Infiltrated, Always

Posted by: BurtTC at May 03, 2021 05:46 PM (a/6Gi)

34 >> Don Jr: If you think about it, wokeness is the kind of twisted PSYOP a spy agency would invent to destroy a country from the inside out.

It's exactly that. But guess which spy agencies invented it. Our own.

I was reading something a few days ago. "Identity politics" was created by the CIA and what we now call the Deep State way back in the '70s, and pushed through their buddies in the Ford and Rockefeller foundations.

Wokeness is what that has become.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 03, 2021 05:46 PM (Mzdiz)

35 28 Posted by: runner at May 03, 2021 05:46 PM (V13WU)

I had a fascinating discussion with a counter intelligence officer who acknowledged that diagnosing the loyalty matrices of the tippy cuppers is confounding for people over 35.

Posted by: sven at May 03, 2021 05:47 PM (Lzpvj)

36 "People who address themselves in the third person are all sorts of stable."

Bob Dole doesn't appreciate this comment.

Posted by: Bob Dole at May 03, 2021 05:47 PM (xPl2J)

37 And the hits just keep on coming

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 03, 2021 05:47 PM (OVEfo)

38 They can be turned so fast.

Posted by: runner at May 03, 2021 05:47 PM (V13WU)

39 Disbanding this cacophony of autists would wind up having middle managers at your local big box store engaged in humint ops against the accounts receivable clerks.
Posted by: sven at May 03, 2021 05:44 PM (Lzpvj)


HR would send in a wet-work team to conduct "cost cutting measures."

It's said that the NSA is the largest employer of Ph.D. mathematicians and I used to joke that they might be contributing to our national security just by keeping a lot of those people occupied and not in a position to cause trouble elsewhere.

Posted by: Bob Dole at May 03, 2021 05:47 PM (jOcSX)

40 Old : The Spy Who came in from the Cold

New : The Spy Who came in as Woke

Posted by: dantesed at May 03, 2021 05:47 PM (88xKn)

41 The CIA has a specific type of employee it's trying to recruit: Woke Millennial Basket-cases who hate normies and want revenge on them.

---------

I commented earlier on this:

"It's good business. Any ideologically driven spy agency needs mentally-ill misfits by the boatload. Hell, even spy agencies that aren't completely off the beam need some of them around.

Hanging out a sign that says "No future? No past? Nobody who loves you? Join today, and take revenge on the world that ignored you!" makes perfect sense to me."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 03, 2021 05:47 PM (Uh2oA)

42
I better not say what I would like to see happen to Langley.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 03, 2021 05:47 PM (s2VJv)

43 #learntoCIA

Posted by: Ben Had at May 03, 2021 05:47 PM (1BKsw)

44 Clowns in America

Formerly known as the KKK.

Posted by: Corner Stone at May 03, 2021 05:47 PM (5t9V6)

45 Does anyone in the federal government hire normal well-adjusted people anymore?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 03, 2021 05:48 PM (guGkK)

46 Disband all the major agencies and fold them under either the State Department, or the Military.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 03, 2021 05:43 PM (jOcSX)

No, shut them all down. Hurry!

Posted by: Ambiguously Gay Space Robot at May 03, 2021 05:48 PM (KnJdm)

47 I had a fascinating discussion with a counter intelligence officer who acknowledged that diagnosing the loyalty matrices of the tippy cuppers is confounding for people over 35.


Hahahah, loyalty matrices

Posted by: runner at May 03, 2021 05:48 PM (V13WU)

48
Langley shutdown is because its cisgendered employees are in a battle royale with ots misgendered employees. This will become known as the Cis-Mis War.

Do not confuse it with the Swiss Miss War, which hinged on the question of whether to add little marshmallows to the Swiss Miss product line.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 03, 2021 05:48 PM (FTIES)

49 As stupid, corrupt and ridiculous the CIA is, they are also deadly and vicious to anyone that goes against the Deep State and are capable of anything, such as overthrowing a duly elected President and installing a meat puppet.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 03, 2021 05:48 PM (4XF34)

50
Wild Bill Donovan must be plotzing in his grave.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 03, 2021 05:49 PM (s2VJv)

51 And everyone just keeps laughing at us. What a stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 03, 2021 05:49 PM (nxdel)

52 After nearly 40 years in and around the Intelligence community, I find this to be truly sad. America is far less safe and that is dispicable

Posted by: Diogenes at May 03, 2021 05:49 PM (axyOa)

53
I have been diagnosed with acute paranoia.

--Who said that?!
Posted by: CIA Candidate at May 03, 2021 05:46 PM (cI7Oj)

-------

Easy, there... Acute paranoiac JJ Angleton was one of the better agents that shit agency ever produced.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 03, 2021 05:49 PM (Uh2oA)

54 Israeli soccer's first transgender referee takes field as woman
For the first time since coming out as a woman last week, Sapir Berman blew the whistle as head referee to kick off the Hapoel Haifa vs. Beitar Jerusalem match

Maybe the CIA wants her, him, It?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 03, 2021 05:49 PM (OVEfo)

55 Old : The Spy Who came in from the Cold

Posted by: dantesed at May 03, 2021 05:47 PM (88xKn)
---
New: The Spy Who Won't Come In Out Of The Rain

Posted by: Axeman at May 03, 2021 05:49 PM (cI7Oj)

56 "Institutional capture" was a big topic in every intro-level poly-sci class I had to attend.

They insisted it meant the situation in which government agencies were 'captured' by businesses leading to perverse policies and laws.

And yet again, it was really just a road map.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 03, 2021 05:49 PM (pAjZN)

57 National Lampoon said it long ago--the one word missing from government policy is "So?"

"You're not hiring enough cisgendered POC!!!!"

"So?"

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 03, 2021 05:49 PM (OU+8W)

58 Winnie the Xi laughs himself to sleep.

What a fucking disgrace.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 03, 2021 05:49 PM (2JffK)

59 funny story, related, I watched Citizenfour recently....

Posted by: runner at May 03, 2021 05:49 PM (V13WU)

60 47 Posted by: runner at May 03, 2021 05:48 PM (V13WU)

I explained to him that the 22 year old would have no idea what invoking the flag meant to me a cold war baby.

The force does not understand its rank and file, it should scare the fuck out of everyone.

Posted by: sven at May 03, 2021 05:49 PM (Lzpvj)

61 Old : The Spy Who came in from the Cold



New : The Spy Who came in as Woke

Posted by: dantesed at May 03, 2021 05:47 PM (88xKn)

Tinker, Tranny, Social Justice Warrior, Guy?

Posted by: 4 at May 03, 2021 05:49 PM (KnJdm)

62 Snowden is exactly the same age as her.

Posted by: runner at May 03, 2021 05:50 PM (V13WU)

63 The good shepherd's son was a wackadoo and the commies easily killed him

Posted by: Archer at May 03, 2021 05:50 PM (gmo/4)

64 I am shocked...shocked to know that our IC community are a bunch of raving lunatics.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 03, 2021 05:50 PM (jvt6t)

65
Being paranoid as an agent may not be such a bad thing. Keeps you on your toes.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 03, 2021 05:50 PM (s2VJv)

66 I do sleep better at night knowing the security and safety of the country is in the hands of mentally ill anxiety riddled people who are confused about their biology.

Also, not believing everything another government agency such as the CDC tells me down to racism being more dangerous than Ebola makes me the crazy one.

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger Proving He is Not A Mature Adult For Quoting Aliens at May 03, 2021 05:50 PM (79kwE)

67 64 I am shocked...shocked to know that our IC community are a bunch of raving lunatics.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 03, 2021 05:50 PM (jvt6t)


Rest assured, when it comes to rounding all of us up, they will be razor sharp fanatics.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 03, 2021 05:51 PM (s2VJv)

68 Burn it down.
Wait, won't the CIA bldg get leveled when Iran nukes DC?

Mission Accomplished!

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 03, 2021 05:51 PM (W2Pud)

69 before we laugh at the idiot farmboys understand the problem is at EVERY level of American foreign policy interaction.



US Military, Foggy Bottom, the alphabet soup all of it is tainted.



The sublimation of self and personal desires is no longer encouraged
or even acknowledged as the baseline price for being entrusted with the
horrible powers we have created for the crew.



They aim to aim those powers in at us not at the giggling world and eventually we will all bear bitter fruit from it.

Posted by: sven at May 03, 2021 05:43 PM (Lzpvj)
Last week the Secretary of State authorized embassies abroad to fly the rainbow flag under the US flag. The Obama State Department had the same agenda and pushed it, to the fatal detriment of uncounted people in various African and Asian countries who were outed or outed themselves, thinking it would earn them refugee status and a ticket to the Big PX.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 03, 2021 05:51 PM (BMmaB)

70 Well I hate and distrust the US IC, so....this is fine, actually.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 03, 2021 05:51 PM (ifmtJ)

71 Old and busted CIA: Kicka$$ 'Sydney Bristow'

New Hotness CIA: Crazy 'Carrie Mathison'

Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2021 05:52 PM (bDqIh)

72 We just *Want* you to think we're incompetent. BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

Posted by: CIA at May 03, 2021 05:52 PM (pnSY9)

73 61
Tinker, Tranny, Social Justice Warrior, Guy?
Posted by: 4 at May 03, 2021 05:49 PM (KnJdm)


Sitzpinkler, Tranny, Scolder, Bi...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 03, 2021 05:52 PM (s2VJv)

74 we are doomed

Posted by: Jake at May 03, 2021 05:52 PM (ge7+P)

75 62 Posted by: runner at May 03, 2021 05:50 PM (V13WU)

Snowden came up, they pretend there was absolutely NO indication that Snowden, Manning, and Winner were problem children....

you know except their expressed political bent, their rage at American foreign policy choices, and their cynicism about the exceptionalism of the American system....

other than that no indicators at all.

Posted by: sven at May 03, 2021 05:52 PM (Lzpvj)

76 Me? I blame the Dulles brothers.

Posted by: Archer at May 03, 2021 05:52 PM (gmo/4)

77 Does anyone in the federal government hire normal well-adjusted people anymore?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 03, 2021 05:48 PM (guGkK)

Ummmmmmmmm....No.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 03, 2021 05:52 PM (R/m4+)

78 They're stupid - no doubt. But they'll be showing up on our doorsteps all the same. Including the ones that think its totally reasonable to hold the door shut to the common entrance to the condo building. And why would they not ? They've been told they are bullet proof their entire lives. By certain white knights.

Posted by: Like A Rock at May 03, 2021 05:53 PM (784ZQ)

79 We can only hope that this is a CIA deception ploy to make our enemies think we are decadent and weak.

Nah.

Posted by: blaster at May 03, 2021 05:53 PM (ZfRYq)

80 Being paranoid as an agent may not be such a bad thing. Keeps you on your toe



next Bond : The Living Paranoid

Posted by: runner at May 03, 2021 05:53 PM (V13WU)

81 If we're lucky, they're looking for future scapegoats to pin scandals on.

I don't think we're lucky.

Posted by: Ingot9455 at May 03, 2021 05:53 PM (uRM/F)

82 Sitzpinkler, Tranny, Scolder, Bi...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 03, 2021 05:52 PM (s2VJv)

Bested by a master. I tip my hat.

Posted by: 4 at May 03, 2021 05:54 PM (KnJdm)

83 Road outside Langley entrance has been closed for at least 4 hours.

Clearly the parking lot has been declared Mija's space, and he/she/it is commanding it!

Posted by: CppThis at May 03, 2021 05:54 PM (zcf1k)

84 John Brennan's legacy. This is what he wanted, this is what we got.

Posted by: bluebell at May 03, 2021 05:54 PM (wyw4S)

85 I feel safer already.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 03, 2021 05:54 PM (HaL55)

86 "People who address themselves in the third person are all sorts of stable."

Bob Dole thinks Bob Dole is right about agreeing with this.

Posted by: Bob Dole at May 03, 2021 05:55 PM (aXxgO)

87
All loyalty matrices are hermitian. Not all hermitian matrices are loyalty.

This is known.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 03, 2021 05:55 PM (pNxlR)

88 Wild Bill Donovan must be plotzing in his grave.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 03, 2021 05:49 PM (s2VJv)

He should be. The commies were right under his nose, right from the start.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 03, 2021 05:55 PM (a/6Gi)

89 "Something is happening at CIA"

Let's see....maybe its the installation of the new Rainbow Flag pole. Or, maybe, it's the ceremonial opening of the new CCP liaison office building at CIA. Or maybe they simply honoring that great American, Matt Damon, for all his contributions to repairing the Agency in this famous Bourne roles. Or maybe they holding a ceremonial series of executions of purged CIA Republicans.

Could be lots of things.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 03, 2021 05:55 PM (Zny85)

90 Something happening at the CIA. Road outside Langley entrance has been closed for at least 4 hours. Local police diverting traffic.

She crashed in the Intersectionality.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at May 03, 2021 05:55 PM (Ndje9)

91 Remember A Clockwork Orange? Remember at the end, Alex's Droogs became police?

That's our future. BLM/Antifa as our police and military, mentally ill paranoids as our intelligence agencies and sociopaths as politicians. All aiming to destroy anyone who is a white Christian who can earn a living.

/learn Chinese. Or maybe Russia. The latter if we're lucky.

Posted by: Vyx at May 03, 2021 05:55 PM (B2mhs)

92 Old : The Spy Who came in from the Cold



New : The Spy Who came in as Woke

Posted by: dantesed at May 03, 2021 05:47 PM (88xKn)

Tinker, Tranny, Social Justice Warrior, Guy?
Posted by: 4 at May 03, 2021 05:49 PM (KnJdm)

Meh. The Spy Who Came Out from the Cold ended up committing suicide by border guard because he just couldn't even. Fucking pussy. He made George fucking Smiley look manly in comparison.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 03, 2021 05:55 PM (ifmtJ)

93 she knows how to change diapers and sing in spanish, great agent material !

Posted by: runner at May 03, 2021 05:56 PM (V13WU)

94 Remember this is the same agency that literally said the JFK coverup by them was benign, not because they killed JFK, which they totes didnt, but because they were really really really bad at stopping the guy they had under constant surveillance from killing him.

Ok.

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger Proving He is Not A Mature Adult For Quoting Aliens at May 03, 2021 05:56 PM (79kwE)

95 CIA = Chinese Investment Association

Posted by: andycanuck at May 03, 2021 05:56 PM (UHVv4)

96 For the first time since coming out as a woman last
week, Sapir Berman blew the whistle as head referee to kick off the
Hapoel Haifa vs. Beitar Jerusalem match



Maybe the CIA wants her, him, It?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 03, 2021 05:49 PM (OVEfo)

Prolly not the last thing the ref blew that day....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 03, 2021 05:56 PM (7bRMQ)

97 Something happening at the CIA. Road outside Langley entrance has been
closed for at least 4 hours. Local police diverting traffic.


It's Prom.

Posted by: Archer at May 03, 2021 05:56 PM (gmo/4)

98 Road outside Langley entrance has been closed for at least 4 hours

They had an attempted unauthorized entry

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 03, 2021 05:56 PM (OVEfo)

99 ""I have been diagnosed with generalized anxiety disorder" isn't that what you want from the CIA?"

*********

Why, yes. Yes, that is exactly what we want.

Posted by: Wang, the Chinese IT Intel guy at May 03, 2021 05:56 PM (xxG/v)

100 Spy movies in 30 years are going to be so fked up

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2021 05:56 PM (Cxk7w)

101 Me? I blame the Dulles brothers.
Posted by: Archer at May 03, 2021 05:52 PM (gmo/4)

Yep. Lots of blame to go around, but these guys were right there in the thick of it, undermining America all the way.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 03, 2021 05:56 PM (a/6Gi)

102 We can only hope that this is a CIA deception ploy to make our enemies think we are decadent and weak.

===================
Since we are decadent and weak, that will be an easy effort.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 03, 2021 05:57 PM (Zny85)

103 @nypost: Biden admin mulls partnering with private firms to monitor extremists https://trib.al/9Ewx1ex

@JesseKellyDC (responding to ^^)
The groundwork is being laid and if you can't see what happening, you're either stupid or you just don't want to.
They're going to make you a criminal for being on the Right. Because America's communists are no different than communists have always been.




Posted by: IrishEi at May 03, 2021 05:57 PM (9GRhC)

104 CIA has always struck me as a problem child of questionable effectiveness. It's always basically been what would happen if you put Hunter S. Thompson in charge of a secret police.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 03, 2021 05:57 PM (H5knJ)

105 Back in the late 80's the FBI played a video for all applicants that specifically stated..."we give special consideration to women and minorities when considering your application."

That's woke enough for me.

BTW....this was under the Republican administration and Bill Sessions.

I guess they overlooked the blatant violation of the federal law and the Equal Protection Act.

Posted by: Orson at May 03, 2021 05:57 PM (iB+ng)

106 Yeah, golly gee. I wonder why Americans who don't agree with the current political agenda are suddenly on the CIA terrorist lists.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 03, 2021 05:57 PM (CK0Ph)

107 did you guys hear that Melinda and Bill can no longer grow together ? isn't it sad ??

Posted by: runner at May 03, 2021 05:58 PM (V13WU)

108 98 Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 03, 2021 05:56 PM (OVEfo)

You can make a pretty decent living getting unauthorized access to secure areas....

Posted by: sven at May 03, 2021 05:58 PM (Lzpvj)

109 98 Road outside Langley entrance has been closed for at least 4 hours

They had an attempted unauthorized entry

*********

It wasn't us. We have no need to physically access any of your facilities.

Posted by: Wang, the Chinese IT Intel guy at May 03, 2021 05:58 PM (xxG/v)

110 Remember this is the same agency that literally said the JFK coverup by them was benign, not because they killed JFK, which they totes didnt, but because they were really really really bad at stopping the guy they had under constant surveillance from killing him.

Ok.
Posted by: The Maskless Ranger Proving He is Not A Mature Adult For Quoting Aliens at May 03, 2021 05:56 PM (79kwE)

Yep, and Jack Ruby was JUST a nightclub owner who had the sadz.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 03, 2021 05:58 PM (a/6Gi)

111 My only hope now is that the CIA is a front group for a real, legitimate CIA. Making yourself look and act batsh*t insane is to throw off enemies.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 03, 2021 05:58 PM (aXxgO)

112 Apparently the person who tried to drive into Langley and was stopped by guards is refusing to get out of the car. My guess is it is someone demanding the CIA hire them because they identify as James Bond.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 03, 2021 05:58 PM (MQFnu)

113 Yay. Because slow-motion video means i'm strong! Look! I crossed my arms at the end, too!

Posted by: Citation X Driver at May 03, 2021 05:58 PM (+G2jw)

114 LOL !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 03, 2021 05:58 PM (ErSvT)

115 Something happening at the CIA. What it is ain't exactly clear. There's a man with a rainbow flag over there. Telling me I got to beware.

Posted by: Stephan Stills at May 03, 2021 05:59 PM (pnSY9)

116 >>>Something happening at the CIA. Road outside Langley entrance has been
closed for at least 4 hours. Local police diverting traffic.


Some woke chick trying to parallel park in the parking garage. They expect to give the all clear in a few hours.

Posted by: 4 at May 03, 2021 05:59 PM (KnJdm)

117 wonder how she would do in Iran....

Posted by: runner at May 03, 2021 05:59 PM (V13WU)

118 Road outside Langley entrance has been closed for at least 4 hours

They had an attempted unauthorized entry
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 03, 2021 05:56 PM (OVEfo)

But enough about the fake Biden inauguration...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 03, 2021 05:59 PM (ifmtJ)

119 Something happening at the CIA. Road outside Langley entrance has been
closed for at least 4 hours. Local police diverting traffic.


Frank Moses stopped by to say hello.


Posted by: Archer at May 03, 2021 05:59 PM (gmo/4)

120 I'm just glad i live somewhere that the water is plentiful, the game is abundant, the soil is fertile and i know how to make my own wine and run a trot line.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 03, 2021 05:59 PM (jvt6t)

121 Austin Powers Reboot The Spy Who Shagged Me becomes

The Spy Who Cut Off Mister Slappywinks But Still Assumes My Gender

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger Proving He is Not A Mature Adult For Quoting Aliens at May 03, 2021 06:00 PM (79kwE)

122 112 Posted by: Jen the original at May 03, 2021 05:58 PM (MQFnu)

We'd be safer if they identified as a burn out reporter who was an adrenaline junkie.

Posted by: sven at May 03, 2021 06:00 PM (Lzpvj)

123 One of us! One of us! One of us!

Posted by: CIA at May 03, 2021 06:00 PM (5RTdG)

124 We never asked to live in interesting times. We just wanted to live in times.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 03, 2021 06:00 PM (Bmy3R)

125
i know how to make my own wine and run a trot line.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 03, 2021 05:59 PM (jvt6t)

-------

Runs and trots are part of the bargain when I make my own wine, too.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 03, 2021 06:00 PM (Uh2oA)

126 Party at the CIA by Weird Al!

Posted by: Jen the original at May 03, 2021 06:01 PM (MQFnu)

127 >>>Something happening at the CIA. Road outside Langley entrance has been closed for at least 4 hours. Local police diverting traffic.

A snack containing gluten was found in the breakroom.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at May 03, 2021 06:01 PM (HmZuC)

128 I guess the CIA needs Xiney Pots to carry out missions since the world is woke with perverts. .

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 03, 2021 06:01 PM (2DOZq)

129 If these people were around when UBL was alive, we wouldn't have gone to Abbottabad to kill him. They could have called up on the phone, hurled a bunch of this cisgender garbage and he would have killed himself.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 03, 2021 06:01 PM (CK0Ph)

130 Apparently the person who tried to drive into Langley and was stopped by guards is refusing to get out of the car.

==================
Hire him/xer. Obviously a case of generalized anxiety disorder.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 03, 2021 06:01 PM (Zny85)

131 John Brennan's legacy. This is what he wanted, this is what we got.
Posted by: bluebell at May 03, 2021 05:54 PM (wyw4S)

John Brennan voted for the communist candidate for President BEFORE the CIA recruited him.

He's never repudiated his vote. None of that is accident, or an oversight.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 03, 2021 06:01 PM (a/6Gi)

132 Frank Moses stopped by to say hello.


Posted by: Archer at May 03, 2021 05:59 PM (gmo/4)

Nice.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 03, 2021 06:01 PM (lmikk)

133 123 One of us! One of us! One of us!

Appropriate, for a buncha Freaks. Gooble-gobble gooble-gobble!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 03, 2021 06:01 PM (Bmy3R)

134 Runs and trots are part of the bargain when I make my own wine, too.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 03, 2021 06:00 PM (Uh2oA)

You're doing it wrong.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 03, 2021 06:01 PM (jvt6t)

135 DDG: cia langley entrance

intruder stopped by armed guards attempting to drive in

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at May 03, 2021 06:01 PM (AHq56)

136 Gay Navy and a cisgender CIA. Yeah, boy, this is really making our enemies worry.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 03, 2021 06:02 PM (CK0Ph)

137 Mentally tough people

...
who lose their shit over somebody using the wrong pronoun.

Posted by: Axeman at May 03, 2021 06:02 PM (cI7Oj)

138 131 Posted by: BurtTC at May 03, 2021 06:01 PM (a/6Gi)

Very true, if you can be identified as having supported even casually online the Proudboys or Oath Keepers you are done....because hey they are a worse problem than communists during the cold war.

Posted by: sven at May 03, 2021 06:02 PM (Lzpvj)

139 How do people like that get past a CIA psych exam?

Posted by: Marcus T at May 03, 2021 06:02 PM (CK0Ph)

140 Something happening at the CIA. Road outside Langley entrance has been
closed for at least 4 hours. Local police diverting traffic.

It isn't me I'm destroying my liver with cobra head whiskey and Thai biologically female prostitutes.

Posted by: Archer at May 03, 2021 06:03 PM (gmo/4)

141 136 Gay Navy and a cisgender CIA. Yeah, boy, this is really making our enemies worry.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 03, 2021 06:02 PM (CK0Ph)

You ever see two queens go at it?? Hoo boy....

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 03, 2021 06:03 PM (jvt6t)

142 "They had an attempted unauthorized entry,"

Heh, "Attempted."

Posted by: Otter at May 03, 2021 06:03 PM (pnSY9)

143 139 How do people like that get past a CIA psych exam?
Posted by: Marcus T at May 03, 2021 06:02 PM (CK0Ph)

They have a certain moral flexibility.....

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 03, 2021 06:03 PM (jvt6t)

144 It isn't me I'm destroying my liver with cobra head whiskey and Thai biologically female prostitutes.
Posted by: Archer at May 03, 2021 06:03 PM (gmo/4)

You might want to double check on those prostitutes...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 03, 2021 06:03 PM (ifmtJ)

145 The issue at CIA is John Brennan is begging to get inside and demand his security clearances back.

Or, hopefully, VX gas.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 03, 2021 06:03 PM (bkUtD)

146 Clue: It was Dulles in Dallas with a dullard.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at May 03, 2021 06:04 PM (Ndje9)

147 139 Posted by: Marcus T at May 03, 2021 06:02 PM (CK0Ph)

You pass by failing "in the right way."

Posted by: sven at May 03, 2021 06:04 PM (Lzpvj)

148 Frank Moses stopped by to say hello.

Posted by: Archer at May 03, 2021 05:59 PM (gmo/4)

threadwinner

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 03, 2021 06:04 PM (GBZnB)

149 "Something happening at the CIA. Road outside Langley entrance has been closed for at least 4 hours. Local police diverting traffic."

Somebody used the wrong pronouns.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 03, 2021 06:04 PM (CK0Ph)

150 runner: "she knows how to change diapers and sing in spanish, great agent material !"

Best and the Brightest!

What a resume!

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 03, 2021 06:04 PM (aXxgO)

151 Does anyone in the federal government hire normal well-adjusted people anymore?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 03, 2021 05:48 PM



The vast majority of normal, well-adjusted people work in the private sector. And being greatly outnumbered, I'm probably headed that way soon, myself.

Posted by: Bert G at May 03, 2021 06:04 PM (sAW0o)

152 My only hope now is that the CIA is a front group for a real, legitimate CIA. Making yourself look and act batsh*t insane is to throw off enemies.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 03, 2021 05:58 PM (aXxgO)

Sort of. The agency that is supposedly working overseas, spying on America's enemies, recruiting foreign assets and all that... that's all a phony front.

The real operation was always domestic, and they got really really good at some things. Like assassinating political enemies. Presidents, presidential candidates, civil rights leaders... perhaps even pesky internet personalities.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 03, 2021 06:05 PM (a/6Gi)

153 MIja looks like she could stand to command a little less space. I thought CIA agents were supposed to be in shape, or is that passe?

Posted by: CN at May 03, 2021 06:05 PM (ONvIw)

154 >> How do people like that get past a CIA psych exam?

They get put at the front of the line. This is what they want.

This is about destroying America as founded. And transforming it into Something Else Entirely. People like us must be eliminated. People like the lunatic in this video are the people who will enthusiastically eliminate us.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 03, 2021 06:05 PM (Mzdiz)

155 Something happening at the CIA. Road outside Langley entrance has been closed for at least 4 hours. Local police diverting traffic.

Massive white supremist rally.

5 guys and a keg.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 03, 2021 06:05 PM (3H9h1)

156
I figured Ace would "pounce" and "seize" on the cocksucker cuck Jeopardy cuck.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 03, 2021 06:05 PM (RTC/n)

157 151 Posted by: Bert G at May 03, 2021 06:04 PM (sAW0o)

If it makes you feel any better I think we are feeling the mirror image of what communist civil servants felt when the USSR imploded.

I think when the circus ends it will be so quick it will make heads spin.

Posted by: sven at May 03, 2021 06:06 PM (Lzpvj)

158 Keep in mind. This woman has been there for some time. Trump wasn't wrong about the deep state.

Posted by: Golfman at May 03, 2021 06:06 PM (P1xq8)

159 MIja looks like she could stand to command a little less space. I thought CIA agents were supposed to be in shape, or is that passe?
Posted by: CN at May 03, 2021 06:05 PM (ONvIw)

Oh noes he din int!

Posted by: Tank Abrams, Fat Ninja CIA Agent at May 03, 2021 06:06 PM (R/m4+)

160 Hey, they became a cult, so now they recruit like a cult.

Why is anyone surprised?

Those self-harm scars are like neon signs to cults looking for recruits.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 03, 2021 06:07 PM (ANCpY)

161 I figured Ace would "pounce" and "seize" on the cocksucker cuck Jeopardy cuck.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales

Hey now...

Posted by: Aaron Rodgers at May 03, 2021 06:07 PM (pnSY9)

162 There's something happening here
There's a tranny over there with fat buns
Tellin' me the CIA's woke
Hey, children, what's that sound
Agent 86 is goin' down

Posted by: andycanuck at May 03, 2021 06:07 PM (UHVv4)

163 Wild Bill Donovan must be plotzing in his grave.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 03, 2021 05:49 PM (s2VJv)

He should be. The commies were right under his nose, right from the start.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 03, 2021 05:55 PM (a/6Gi)

The OSS was called the Oh So Social group for years. If you weren't Ivy League, you didn't fit.
And their cousins were going to Oxford.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 03, 2021 06:07 PM (axyOa)

164 On a " Glass Half Full" note, mYbe their new hiring practices will make them even more ineffectual and incompetent. This matters because I expect them to be part of the New Woke Internal Security Apparatus...

Posted by: kraken at May 03, 2021 06:09 PM (0KKyI)

165 163 Posted by: Diogenes at May 03, 2021 06:07 PM (axyOa)

My cousins go to Oxford....

Nothing wrong with Pan-Anglia being for the Anglians.

Posted by: sven at May 03, 2021 06:09 PM (Lzpvj)

166 "now about demanding -- and getting -- accommodation to fix an emotional wound or advance a personal agenda. America is less safe with this new CIA, and dangerously more political."


I listened to that "The Homecoming Queen Has a Gun" song linked here the other day. It could have a new version ... the new Queen is a Woke Trannie (insane) and has not just a gun, but a badge, and is a spook ... works covertly to murder patriotic Christians, funded by the mafia that took over American government.


and that is not far from Truth.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 03, 2021 06:09 PM (Cus5s)

167 Those self-harm scars are like neon signs to cults looking for recruits.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 03, 2021 06:07 PM (ANCpY)

You have borderline personality disorder. Congratulations, we're sending you to the border.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 03, 2021 06:09 PM (a/6Gi)

168 So you're saying Chelsea Manning is not an outlier? Or Reality Winner?

Posted by: Just Lily. Thread-Winner Elect at May 03, 2021 06:10 PM (rw1l7)

169 Imaginative video. Credit where it's due.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at May 03, 2021 06:10 PM (8HvsU)

170 He should be. The commies were right under his nose, right from the start.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 03, 2021 05:55 PM (a/6Gi)

The OSS was called the Oh So Social group for years. If you weren't Ivy League, you didn't fit.
And their cousins were going to Oxford.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 03, 2021 06:07 PM (axyOa)

Not just Oxford.

Posted by: The Cambridge Five at May 03, 2021 06:11 PM (a/6Gi)

171 168 Posted by: Just Lily. Thread-Winner Elect at May 03, 2021 06:10 PM (rw1l7)

They are actually, they valued their values more than their hatred of America.

Each one of them "was doing the right thing."

The current Trigglypuff Green Lantern Corps values their power to harm Americans more than their ideals.

Posted by: sven at May 03, 2021 06:11 PM (Lzpvj)

172 Oxford.... that is where Commas were invented, right?

Posted by: kraken at May 03, 2021 06:12 PM (0KKyI)

173 Cognition In Absentia

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at May 03, 2021 06:12 PM (WFMLs)

174 169 Posted by: occam's brassiere at May 03, 2021 06:10 PM (8HvsU)

Yes because they could have hired an ex Civil Affairs, or PsyOps soldier who had real world practical experience and physical fitness or that thing.

The farm chose "wisely."

Posted by: sven at May 03, 2021 06:13 PM (Lzpvj)

175 Good time to start learning Mandarin. Have a head start on everyone else in the re-education camps.

Posted by: Sjg at May 03, 2021 06:13 PM (gDSJf)

176 Oooh, I like my new hash...

Posted by: kraken at May 03, 2021 06:13 PM (0KKyI)

177 Another data point: The Pentagon is denying a parking permit to the Rolling Thunder Memorial Day veterans biker event, "Rolling to Remember".

This event has gone on for decades, and always stages out of the Pentagon parking lot.

They don't want any deplorables rallying.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 03, 2021 06:13 PM (Mzdiz)

178 My cousins go to Oxford....

Nothing wrong with Pan-Anglia being for the Anglians.
Posted by: sven at May 03, 2021 06:09 PM (Lzpvj)


Actually I'd of liked going to Oxford myself.
But...

See 170.

Friggin commies were everywhere.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 03, 2021 06:14 PM (axyOa)

179 Tom Clancy is probably okay with this. I mean, John Clark is now a black dude, so what the hell?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 03, 2021 06:14 PM (bkUtD)

180 177 Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 03, 2021 06:13 PM (Mzdiz)

If they allow a large grouping of Trump backers who leave the mall cleaner than they found it it sort of clowns their whole "fortress DC" performance art no?

Posted by: sven at May 03, 2021 06:15 PM (Lzpvj)

181
179 Tom Clancy is probably okay with this. I mean, John Clark is now a black dude, so what the hell?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 03, 2021 06:14 PM (bkUtD)

I thought he died....

Posted by: kraken at May 03, 2021 06:15 PM (0KKyI)

182 "I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me." - Stuart Smalley, CIA Officer.

Posted by: Obelisktoucher at May 03, 2021 06:15 PM (1felh)

183 Well, in one sense I am glad they are outing themselves. Agencies like CIA and the FBI used to be held in such high esteem, their imprimatur was unquestionable. Now people can see them as the delusional woke political jackasses they really are. Destroy your credibility. Have at it.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 03, 2021 06:15 PM (CK0Ph)

184 Does CIA now stand for -

Clinically Insane Assholes?

Cuz you know....

Posted by: naturalfake at May 03, 2021 06:16 PM (dWwl8)

185 CIA.... Clowns in America..

Posted by: kraken at May 03, 2021 06:17 PM (0KKyI)

186 Keep in mind. This woman has been there for some time.

All that has to happen - to defuse the situation - is reasonable men acknowledge her request. Why is this such a big deal ? Any Warden would approve.

Posted by: Like A Rock at May 03, 2021 06:17 PM (784ZQ)

187 Oxford.... that is where Commas were invented, right?
Posted by: kraken at May 03, 2021 06:12 PM (0KKyI)
---
They were comma chameleons.

Posted by: Axeman at May 03, 2021 06:17 PM (cI7Oj)

188 >> Does CIA now stand for

CIA = Cock in Ass. That's what it all boils down to anyway, one way or the other.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 03, 2021 06:17 PM (Mzdiz)

189 Good time to start learning Mandarin

********

On a related note, whenever I want to watch a show that is unabashedly pro-American, non-woke, pro-men, where women are feminine and sexy, and pedophiles are kidnapped by the good guys who then slice their genitals off with rusty machetes (instead of installing them as President like we do) I always watch a Russian show.

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger Proving He is Not A Mature Adult For Quoting Aliens at May 03, 2021 06:18 PM (79kwE)

190 "Sort of. The agency that is supposedly working overseas, spying on America's enemies, recruiting foreign assets and all that... that's all a phony front."


right, Haspel and the company probably did seize servers in Frankfurt that had hard evidence of election manipulation. But they seized it to destroy it. ...

They have a history of this ... with Hillary (wiped with a cloth hard drives, or the Weiner or Hunter laptops ... either seized and buried or ignored ... Fast and Furious evidence ... they are either the gang that couldn't shoot straight, or they are just not "straight shooters", they are the enemy within (and have been since their suspicious beginning)

Posted by: illiniwek at May 03, 2021 06:18 PM (Cus5s)

191 guarantee you won't be allowed to be "unapologetically white" at the CIA

Posted by: CIAHatesWhitePeople at May 03, 2021 06:19 PM (/cyKU)

192 This is the biggest mind fuck ever, the Chinese and the Russians are never going to thinkbot is a straight white guy again

Posted by: Y5 at May 03, 2021 06:19 PM (CFfYR)

193 Central Intersectionality Agency

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, not a DHS informant at May 03, 2021 06:20 PM (TYK6D)

194 They have a history of this ... with Hillary (wiped with a cloth hard drives, or the Weiner or Hunter laptops ... either seized and buried or ignored ... Fast and Furious evidence ... they are either the gang that couldn't shoot straight, or they are just not "straight shooters", they are the enemy within (and have been since their suspicious beginning)
Posted by: illiniwek at May 03, 2021 06:18 PM (Cus5s)

Sounds right. I wonder if they were destroyed in Frankfurt or moved to Nashville first.

Posted by: CN at May 03, 2021 06:20 PM (ONvIw)

195 See, I love these woke millenials. They've been brought up thinking they win every time they get a trophy, regardless of the fact the fat kid in the back who barely be bothered to even grunt in class received an award.

And, since these millenials have all been taught, and believe, they're the best of the best, when they are stood against the wall and shot, even after screaming they're on the side of their captors and useful...when they are told, "we've a million more just like you, you're nothing special" the shock will be so complete as to be comical.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 03, 2021 06:20 PM (2SdPm)

196 Sven,
To clarify...
I would of enjoyed studying at Oxford. Great education. But like every prestigious university in the 30's, Marxism was the chic thing to do. That includes American schools, especially the Ivy League.
Not saying your cousins are.
Now my niece-in-law went to Oxford. Not too sure about her...

Posted by: Diogenes at May 03, 2021 06:20 PM (axyOa)

197 Oxford.... that is where Commas were invented, right?

The Oxford Comma is what separates us from the beasts of the field.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 03, 2021 06:20 PM (HaL55)

198 On the one hand, if this specimen is what the CIA is chasing... I don't think I have much to be worried about.

On the other hand, if this specimen is what the CIA is chasing... there's no intel agency worth a shit in this country anymore.

So... I'm not overly concerned.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 03, 2021 06:21 PM (3H9h1)

199 This makes me want to vote democrat even more. The republicans are responsible for this. The GOP must die.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, not a DHS informant at May 03, 2021 06:21 PM (TYK6D)

200
I honestly thought it was a joke.
Then I said to myself "Oh, it's 2012".

Posted by: YIKES! at May 03, 2021 06:21 PM (t6XCL)

201 192 This is the biggest mind fuck ever, the Chinese and the Russians are never going to thinkbot is a straight white guy again
Posted by: Y5 at May 03, 2021 06:19 PM (CFfYR)

...

Plus--who do you send as a honeypot?

And how do you predict the outcome of psyops when the target is mental already?

Posted by: TexasDan at May 03, 2021 06:21 PM (yL25O)

202 Nothing is going to tarnish the CIA's rep. If its comic misadventures against Castro didn't destroy its credibility, nothing will.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 03, 2021 06:21 PM (H5knJ)

203 >>>Tom Clancy is probably okay with this. I mean, John Clark is now a black dude, so what the hell?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 03, 2021 06:14 PM (bkUtD)

======

I made it 20 min. Talk about killing it, gutting it, and wear its skin while demanding respect.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at May 03, 2021 06:22 PM (NsJBk)

204 The CIA and the "Intelligence Community" has been FUBAR for generations so that's baked into the cake. Here's the problem today. You have these seriously mentally ill people with massive power and all brakes to stop them removed. The United States is going to fuck around and get bogged down in Ia war with Iran or Russia, and less likely China due to the bribes it doles out but still possible. The Ruling Class will have a choice then: use nukes or lose. Since the Ruling Class would have skin in the game for the first time in living memory if a mutual WMD exchange were possible, it woild throw in tge towel after a face-saving offer

Then it would get worse.

The lunatics who now run the military and the IC woild turn inwardly and attack Americans it perceives as enemies. We laugh at these tranny spooks but consider if they are given an opportunity to unleash terror on fellow citizens they dislike. They would jump at the opportunity to unleash a more kinetic domestic terror campaign.

The Europeans are getting nervous. They should be. And we have been getting nervous a long time. Traany in cammy is your enemy, not someone overseas.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 03, 2021 06:22 PM (puu6v)

205 Biden CIA Director William Burns praised the Derek CHauvin verdict in a memo to employees.

The CIA is supposed to be an apolitical government organization.
Guess not?

Director Burns praised the second-degree murder verdict as one step forward in addressing the trauma of racism and persistent inequality in America today.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 03, 2021 06:23 PM (OVEfo)

206 They have a history of this ... with Hillary (wiped with a cloth hard drives, or the Weiner or Hunter laptops ... either seized and buried or ignored ... Fast and Furious evidence ... they are either the gang that couldn't shoot straight, or they are just not "straight shooters", they are the enemy within (and have been since their suspicious beginning)
Posted by: illiniwek at May 03, 2021 06:18 PM (Cus5s)

Yeah, I think the "gang that couldn't shoot straight" was always a front.

Although there are always people who tell me there are straight shooters in the CIA (and FBI), and I believe that's true. Those guys get sent to places where they can play cowboys and indians with whatever enemies the American people think we're fighting.

Just enough to keep people thinking that's the real mission.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 03, 2021 06:23 PM (a/6Gi)

207 On the other hand, if this specimen is what the CIA is chasing... there's no intel agency worth a shit in this country anymore.

********

Thats a major upside, if you burned all these agencies down to the ground and sent their former sexually confused workers to the unemployment line, our intel network would actually improve.

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger Proving He is Not A Mature Adult For Quoting Aliens at May 03, 2021 06:23 PM (79kwE)

208 Best part? She ADMITS to having mental problems.

Yeah, that's just the type we want in charge of the security of our Nation.

/spit

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 03, 2021 06:24 PM (oHd/0)

209 Everybody is special, everybody is a winner, everybody is the best at whatever they put their mind to.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, not a DHS informant at May 03, 2021 06:25 PM (TYK6D)

210 Best part? She ADMITS to having mental problems.

Yeah, that's just the type we want in charge of the security of our Nation.

/spit
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 03, 2021 06:24 PM (oHd/0)

Makes me wanna cry

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 03, 2021 06:26 PM (OVEfo)

211 Maybe it's all some kind of sixteen dimensional chess game to convince our "enemies" that we are incompetent.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 03, 2021 06:27 PM (63Dwl)

212 Just behold the quality, both intellect and mindset, of recent directors like Brennan and Hayden, to remind oneself how far gone many institutions - or their "elites" - are.

And imagine that a dim freak like Strzok was actually head of counter-intel at the FBI. Mind boggling.

There's always been enormous popular misconceptions about intel in general and CIA in particular, partly a product of too much bad fiction and too little direct experience or historical understanding. There are stories that will not be told, but the jaw, it did drop, more than once or twice.

But now it's just more of the dumb ignorant egocentric freakshow that is ravaging the whole society.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 03, 2021 06:27 PM (OTzUX)

213 Biden CIA Director William Burns praised the Derek CHauvin verdict in a memo to employees.

The CIA is supposed to be an apolitical government organization.
Guess not?

Director Burns praised the second-degree murder verdict as one step forward in addressing the trauma of racism and persistent inequality in America today.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 03, 2021 06:23 PM (OVEfo)

Dead-eyed VA Secretary did the same thing. I believe he is from Minnesota, and he said something about having never been prouder to be a Minnesotan.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 03, 2021 06:27 PM (a/6Gi)

214 Maybe this is just a psy op against the chinese to make them THINK this is what the CIA is hiring.

Naahhh. Who am I kidding. The CIA is probably full of PLA officers.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, not a DHS informant at May 03, 2021 06:27 PM (TYK6D)

215 And remember someone thought this video was a good idea

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 03, 2021 06:27 PM (OVEfo)

216 >>>I thought he died....
Posted by: kraken



He did, but I think he'd be fine with it. Ben Affleck as Jack Ryan? Screw you Clancy!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 03, 2021 06:28 PM (bkUtD)

217 Who am I kidding. The CIA is probably full of PLA officers.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, not a DHS informant at May 03, 2021 06:27 PM (TYK6D)

Probably?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 03, 2021 06:28 PM (OVEfo)

218 NGU, thanks - and that's sickening, if not surprising.

"Racism" and "inequality" have nothing to do with criminal street trash like Floyd overdosing and then resisting arrest, of course. Or with lynch-mob juries and AGs.

Most catastrophic event in US history (election results).

Posted by: rhomboid at May 03, 2021 06:28 PM (OTzUX)

219 Well, this is just fucked up and the price America will pay will be in lives.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at May 03, 2021 06:29 PM (UIHSQ)

220 Meanwhile, wasn't there some Obama official with a big mouth that got a lot of agents killed in foreign countries?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 03, 2021 06:29 PM (2SdPm)

221 Bob Dole thinks that "hardened interface" is a newfangled term for what Bob Dole used to call "getting a beejer".

Posted by: Bob Dole at May 03, 2021 06:29 PM (JZT2F)

222
Top. Men.
Top. Persons.
Top. Bottoms.
Top.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 03, 2021 06:29 PM (DMUuz)

223 The new mission of the CIA is to subvert islamic governments and remind them of all the great scientific advancements muslims have brought the world.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, not a DHS informant at May 03, 2021 06:30 PM (TYK6D)

224 "Abolish the CIA."

Randomly re-assign all the CIA to FBI and vice-versa every week til they quit or get their shit together.

Posted by: DaveA at May 03, 2021 06:30 PM (FhXTo)

225 Somebodies in the Senior Executive Service thought that ad was a good idea.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 03, 2021 06:31 PM (DMUuz)

226 It's OK, the mid-terms are gonna rock!!!!

Posted by: rhomboid at May 03, 2021 06:31 PM (OTzUX)

227 So Bidet can wave the Mission Accomplished flag for succeeding in making the US a laughing stock.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 03, 2021 06:31 PM (dhc7T)

228 Nood.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 03, 2021 06:32 PM (2SdPm)

229 CAFE NOOD

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2021 06:32 PM (Cxk7w)

230 First evah briefing out there I had to explain two things to the young desk guy who was, well, supposed to be briefing us. Guy with me just barely kept from cracking up during the thing. There were better experiences, but that intro was telling.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 03, 2021 06:33 PM (OTzUX)

231
noodd

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 03, 2021 06:33 PM (RTC/n)

232 Reassign all of Langley to guard Hanford.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 03, 2021 06:33 PM (dhc7T)

233 > Tom Clancy is probably okay with this. I mean, John Clark is now a black dude, so what the hell?

He's been dead for seven years. His SUPER WOKE!!!!! kids and ex-wife and his ULTRA WOKE!!! widow have been running the show for quite a while now.



Posted by: Bob Dole at May 03, 2021 06:33 PM (JZT2F)

234 Duncanthrax,

Are you interested in doing a small mome lunch on the 28th or 29th in Driftwood? We could get there around 11 and get some tables under the oaks and eat and hang out for several hours. SPB said he's in and maybe odd bob and sgt. mom. I'm trying to get the word out.
Anyone in the CenTex area interested can email me in my nic.

Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at May 03, 2021 06:35 PM (UUBmN)

235 I'm sort of ambivalent here. The IC has been a fuck show for years. This here shit will destroy it. I'm not seeing a real downside. It sucks, but IDGAF.

We're at the "destroy everything" stage. Soon we get to salt the earth. It's sorta' what was wanted is it not?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 03, 2021 06:35 PM (3H9h1)

236 @206:


Naah. Admittedly the FBI was dar superior when it was composed of kaw students who could not pass the bar. Now everyone gets a participation trophy but an entry level government job has far superior pay and benefits compared than an associate at a big firm can expect.

The CIA has always hired participation trophy winners out of the Ivies, which only have grown worse.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 03, 2021 06:36 PM (puu6v)

237 Just behold the quality, both intellect and mindset, of recent directors like Brennan and Hayden, to remind oneself how far gone many institutions - or their "elites" - are.

I should've known Hayden was a GWB appointment. That grinning fat fuck used to be a regular on Faux New Sunday leading me to think "who could respect a nitbrain like that?"

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 03, 2021 06:37 PM (y7DUB)

238 @235:

The problem is they will turn inward on us as they unravel. It is happening now.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 03, 2021 06:38 PM (puu6v)

239 Well the good news is that if she had been chasing Bin Laden all over the Middle East he would have never been found and shot. So there is that.

Posted by: Czech Chick at May 03, 2021 06:41 PM (urT8y)

240 Noor bin Laden is a far better patriot than bin Biden.

It's only right somehow.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at May 03, 2021 07:01 PM (Ndje9)

241 Hoft: "CIA Director Burns praised the second-degree murder verdict as "one step forward" in addressing the "trauma of racism and persistent inequality" in America today. George Floyd had enough fentanyl in his system to kill a donkey when he died last year."

You know, if the CIA was focused on Chinese invaders like they're supposed to, George Floyd would be alive today.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at May 03, 2021 07:06 PM (Ndje9)

242 The CIA officer, who is not named, 36, tells viewers she is 'unapologetically me'

She's wrong. She has a lot to apologize for.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 03, 2021 07:06 PM (OWGEE)

243 Naah. Admittedly the FBI was far superior when it was composed of law students who could not pass the bar.

They still can't pass a bar. Or a whorehouse.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 03, 2021 07:08 PM (OWGEE)

244 The name is Blob, Jane Blob.

Posted by: License to Shrill at May 03, 2021 08:29 PM (cCxiu)

245 Gates: The youngest child is now twenty and an adult.

Melinda stayed with the marriage till the children were grown.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 03, 2021 10:54 PM (hlqqA)

246 "Shortly after learning she was pregnant with their first child, Melinda quit her job at Microsoft to focus on her role as a mother, a move that she said 'shocked' Bill"
_DM

Posted by: Braenyard at May 03, 2021 10:57 PM (hlqqA)

247 [Coke] announced it was suspending its 'diversity initiative' after the firm replaced its top lawyer last week._DM

Posted by: Braenyard at May 03, 2021 11:00 PM (hlqqA)

248 "Gates is also the biggest private owner of farmland in the United States, with 242,000 acres across 18 different states." _DM

Posted by: Braenyard at May 03, 2021 11:06 PM (hlqqA)

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