The Morning Report - 5/3/21 [J.J. Sefton]

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Good morning kids. Start of a new week and as is usually the case for a Monday, we're loaded with links so let's dive right into the sewer and unpack it. Certainly, the full frontal assault via the corrupted instrumentalities of government and law enforcement on Rudy Giuliani is indicative of the intimidation and persecution of anyone or anything that has opposed in the past or is perceived as a current threat to the Junta. At the same time, the Armed Militant Wing of the Democrat Party, BLM and Antifa are beating up, setting on fire and threatening death to their enemies, including erstwhile allies such as Ted Wheeler.

On a not unrelated note, the internecine struggle within the Party itself for ultimate control was on full display yesterday as farshimmelt crackpot Commie bull Bernie Sanders, ironically representing the Stalinist/Maoist contingent attacked the merely Trotskyite wing in the form of James Carville for his assertion that the party "can't be more liberal" than Joe Manchin. Skeletor was freaking out about the Woke-ster neo-Cultural Revolutionaries alienating even diehard Democrats and driving them away, if not into the arms of the GOP which couldn't attract flies if it were drowning in an ocean of Maxine Waters' ass-crack sweat, but that's beside the point. Let's face it, Skeletor and his ilk have no problem with the endgame; permanent power and control of the government and the economy. That's been their goal since at least 1913 and perhaps long before then. Their MO has always been via stealth; wrapping themselves in the flag and lying to the American people, and if we're perfectly honest, as history sadly shows us, it's worked. Until now. Or until President in exile Donald Trump's miracle win in 2016.

The problem though is the Democrats have always relied on a vast, discontented underclass, (which their policies created/exacerbated in the first place) sowing economic and especially racial animus while presenting themselves as the saviors of the poor, the non-white and the immigrant (legal or otherwise). In order to do that, it took over 60 years of brainwashing several generations of Americans via the classroom and the boob tube that the country they were born into, and those who support it, are not merely illegitimate but evil incarnate. So now, Gramsci's, Marcuse's and Ayers' chickens have come home to roost. For Carville et al, it's get woke or get out of the way. As for Joe Manchin or Kyrsten Sinema, if you think they don't understand the real meaning behind Derek Chauvin being found guilty or, less subtly, the message sent to Ted Wheeler, think again. The reign of the Clintonistas and their fellow travelers is over. The need to fake sincerity or to "feel your pain" is over. The Maoists are in the ascendency and they won't be faking sincerity because they'll be inflicting the pain on you. Assuming Biden, or more accurately Obama and Valerie Jarrett are the ones pulling the strings, how long before BLM/Antifa get tired of it? Perhaps we are heading for a Night of the Long Knives moment.

It sure seems that way, as Charlie Kirk warns.

Sometimes the most effective way to get what you really want is to tell people that you want the exact opposite. It is a subtle form of manipulation wherein you get the "audience" to hear you say you want one sort of extreme thing; they, in turn, express concern and objection, so you're able to then say, "I hear you. How about if we do this instead?"

That is exactly what is happening when Democrats and BLM leaders tell you that they want to defund the police. As lawlessness and violent crimes continue to escalate across the country, they are hoping that American citizens will speak out and make clear that they need and want police, but of course, they also want to have the imperfections of policing addressed. Once that happens, Squad-types like AOC, Pressley, Tlaib, Omar, and others can stand in front of a microphone and say to the people:

We hear you. That is why today, we are sponsoring legislation that will establish a national police force. This new force will take the place of smaller, ineffective, and poorly trained state and local forces around the country. Every person in every city and state will get the same high-quality, uniform service. All officers will be thoroughly trained in diversity, inclusion, and critical race theory. No longer will you have to fear chaos in your neighborhood. No longer will you have to fear those who are paid to protect you.

With that, they will have accomplished their true objective. They'll have the ability to direct a Gestapo-style law enforcement arm to help them fulfill their quest for complete and total control over every substantive act of American daily life. This is what they are hiding from you when they say, "defund the police."

Power and control. Who will ultimately wield it is another story. Remember that it was Obama and Holder that weaponized local police forces with military surplus gear and then, in the wake of Ferguson, started nationalizing them. Also, I seem to recall during those eight lost and horrible years federal agencies like the EPA and the Ed Dept. suddenly got SWAT teams under their aegises. I get the terrible feeling that there were a lot more guns involved in Fast and Furious and quite a few of them are in storage on this side of the border, just waiting to be accessed. By whom is the question. Looks like the coming shooting civil war will be a three way affair between the Junta, the BLM/Antifa axis and us in the middle firing in both directions.

But I digress...

Before my mind wandered, I wanted to segue from Carville vs Sanders to elections. While both of them go at each other about alienating or not alienating Democrat voters, yet again I have to pimp-slap those in the "we'll get 'em good in '22 and '24" crowd. Take for example the case of New York, both city and state, where people wonder how in the hell Angel of Death Cuomo and for sure Bill DeBolshevik can get elected and re-elected over and over again after destroying that city and state. We can for sure blame the well-documented fecklessness and uselessness of the state's GOP as well as non-Democrat voter apathy; DeBolshevik won his races with record low voter turnouts that IIRC were in the low double-digit percentages. But of course, maybe it was something else entirely that played a much bigger role:

Today, political candidates are blocked from even appearing on the ballot due to the nefarious machinations of political insiders.

This is not a Republican issue or a Democrat issue, but an American issue involving all political parties. It is about democratic participation in our political system. It is how potential candidates do not even reach the ballot box and are thwarted by entrenched political insiders in collusion with Board of Elections executives. Thus, the status quo is maintained. It is the undermining of the foundation of the democratic voting process that we the voters trust, which has been usurped by ten political "commissars" in a room.

The nefarious drama took place, as it always does, at 42 Broadway in Manhattan, in the bleak hearing room of the Board of Elections. In this room, the 31 Republican candidates knew their fate was already determined. This is the factual account of 31 Republican candidates, running for public and party offices in Queens, who were recently thrown off the ballot for meaningless technicalities, thereby denying 130,000 registered Republican voters in Queens County, NY a choice in the upcoming June 22nd Primary Election.

A former commissioner revealed some of the shocking details of the insider protection racket at the top tiers of the Board of Elections and party organizations. According to the former insider, the commissioners, general counsel, the party bosses all collaborate to pre-determine the approved candidates to get on the ballot and who they want to knock off. These private "horse-trading" sessions occur prior to the public commissioners hearings, which are carefully pre-scripted to make sure the insurgent candidates do not have ballot access in their party's Primary Election.

With Republicans like this, who needs Democrats, or an H.R. 1? We're not voting our way out of this.

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Posted by: J.J. Sefton at 06:57 AM




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1 Hello!

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at May 03, 2021 05:58 AM (xopIz)

2
g'mornin' again, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 03, 2021 05:59 AM (DUIap)

3 So close

Mornin', Horde!
Which cities are burning this week?

Bless you, JJ.

Posted by: Heirloominati at May 03, 2021 06:01 AM (CtJ/Z)

4 Never forget, it was Biden who kicked off the whole Logan Act scheme to take out Flynn.


These people are vicious and ruthless, which is why they are winning.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 03, 2021 06:03 AM (TRWf+)

5 Glad you're here, JJ. Thank you!!

Posted by: Orange Man Bad (Rheeeees Be Upon Him) at May 03, 2021 06:04 AM (jV+aN)

6 We hear you. That is why today, we are sponsoring legislation that will establish a national police force.

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Can any of you deplorable white supremacist Christian Nationalists think of what comes after that?

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at May 03, 2021 06:08 AM (3rtj0)

7 the MR makes me want to eat a bullet

Posted by: DB- just DB at May 03, 2021 06:10 AM (iTXRQ)

8 "If you are not yet concerned about the FBI's counterintelligence operations, incompetency and KGB-type operations, you just aren't paying attention."
The Never-Ending Hunt for a Trump Crime

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And again, they don't need a crime. They'll make one.

See Biden's April 15th EO making it a crime to talk to a Ukrainian and point out that the election was stolen.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 03, 2021 06:13 AM (Kt1w/)

9 Morning again, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at May 03, 2021 06:15 AM (ju2Fy)

10 Good morning JJ and all Hordelings!

Posted by: Doof at May 03, 2021 06:18 AM (mZUr4)

11 wtfo??

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 03, 2021 06:19 AM (yrol0)

12 Masks and racial show trials in perpetuity.

Posted by: sven at May 03, 2021 06:21 AM (Lzpvj)

13 4 Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 03, 2021 06:03 AM (TRWf+)

Their opposition lacks any support structure to engage in reciprocity.

Period, ergo we will continue to get curb stomped.

Thank you Liz and Mitt.

Posted by: sven at May 03, 2021 06:23 AM (Lzpvj)

14 I'm glad that people are waking up to the idea that the sick obsession with fascists and nazis is problematic for everyone.

Posted by: CN at May 03, 2021 06:23 AM (ONvIw)

15 It warms the cold recesses of my heart to know that Carville understands what Trotsky found out.

Posted by: Only Context at May 03, 2021 06:23 AM (xEIoY)

16 Good morning!

Can any of you deplorable white supremacist Christian Nationalists think of what comes after that?

Judging from what has transpired after everything else that has happened, not a damn thing.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 03, 2021 06:23 AM (infRh)

17 Masks and racial show trials in perpetuity.

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We would be in a near-paradise if so.

Click my name link.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 03, 2021 06:23 AM (Kt1w/)

18 15 Posted by: Only Context at May 03, 2021 06:23 AM (xEIoY)

The good news is we are doomed, the bad news is we may get to watch the Clintonistas get smashed first.

Posted by: sven at May 03, 2021 06:25 AM (Lzpvj)

19 hiya

Posted by: JT at May 03, 2021 06:26 AM (arJlL)

20 Can any of you deplorable white supremacist Christian Nationalists think of what comes after that?

Judging from what has transpired after everything else that has happened, not a damn thing.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 03, 2021 06:23 AM (infRh)
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Oh no, it will happen. It will happen against those Other People. And it will happen quickly and quietly and it will be too late when you realize that your neighbor's wife turned you in for another week of freedom from the roving bands of antifa and BLM that has been armed by the feds.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 03, 2021 06:26 AM (Kt1w/)

21 Good morning, horde. JJ, if you are thinking of the 1033 program, for military equipment and supplies, that actually started under bush Sr, and was expanded under slick willie diddler. obozo and huddler were the follow on act.

Posted by: Grog at May 03, 2021 06:27 AM (YFj/0)

22 17 Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 03, 2021 06:23 AM (Kt1w/)

Maybe, it is definitely what the worst of the left wants and the "best of the left" are not in the business of denying their worst anything.

Posted by: sven at May 03, 2021 06:27 AM (Lzpvj)

23 I took a ride over to a little Indian Casino yesterday. New sign on the door and tellers window stating Masks no Longer Required, but Recommended. Just about everybody was still wearing them. Maybe their old reliable lucky mask?

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at May 03, 2021 06:27 AM (I58tH)

24 23 Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at May 03, 2021 06:27 AM (I58tH)

Nothing more expensive that cheap virtue comrade.

Posted by: sven at May 03, 2021 06:29 AM (Lzpvj)

25 Joe's "administration" is a shit show of corruption, graft and disordered sexuality.

I point and laugh.

More coffee.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 03, 2021 06:30 AM (DDw5Y)

26 we never were voting our way out, the short career of PDT has made that obvious.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 03, 2021 06:32 AM (ErSvT)

27 26 Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 03, 2021 06:32 AM (ErSvT)

I just don't see a way for the civil service to defuse their deals they cut for power.

All of this sh*t can be traced back to tantrums after 1994-1996.

Posted by: sven at May 03, 2021 06:33 AM (Lzpvj)

28 24 Funny story. I was over in OKC about 6 months ago. Having time to kill, went to a little slot parlor in El Reno. Crazy little place, mask required but smoking permitted. I was talking to one of the tribal cops, and he said they had a drunk light up and set his mask on fire.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at May 03, 2021 06:33 AM (I58tH)

29 I took a ride over to a little Indian Casino yesterday. New sign on the door and tellers window stating Masks no Longer Required, but Recommended. Just about everybody was still wearing them. Maybe their old reliable lucky mask?
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at May 03, 2021 06:27 AM (I58tH)


Maybe masks cover facial tells or make card counting harder to detect?

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 03, 2021 06:34 AM (y7DUB)

30 "It is how potential candidates do not even reach the ballot box and are thwarted by entrenched political insiders in collusion with Board of Elections executives."

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Who's surprised? Not anyone here, I'd imagine. Not one thing in American politics is free from deep corruption and dishonesty. The above also echoes some Democrat bonehead, whose name I forgot, that announced a few months back that it should be a "committee" of sorts that determines who gets to be a presidential candidate, not the actual voters. Who are, of course, too stupid to know what's good for them. We only deserve to get to vote on the ones they've "vetted" for us. Isn't that nice of them? Rancid all the way down.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 03, 2021 06:34 AM (O+I8R)

31 God Bless ya JJ !

Posted by: JT at May 03, 2021 06:34 AM (arJlL)

32 Just was listening to a podcast on literacy. Over a third of American adults, according to this podcast from UVa, are illiterate or functionally barely literate (can read stop signs but not prescriptions). This is the slice of American society Democrats are so busy expanding: work slaves whose presence only justifies more government spending on teachers unions and social program administrators.


We are up against a terrible triumverate: the evil uniparty Deep Staters, like Liz Cheney and John Brennan and Eric Holder, who spy on Americans and imprison political opponents at will; public employee unions, who exist only to get more money and more public employees (so they can get more money); and the Democrat Party (plus their media Propaganda arm). Add fascist economic relations to that mix, with Big Business, and you have a fully weaponized state acting only for its own interests.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 03, 2021 06:34 AM (etvYi)

33 J.J. posted about the Judge in NYC who set a viscous anti-semite free without bail:
Appointed by decommio and former criminal defense attorney...get the picture

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 03, 2021 06:34 AM (GPwVZ)

34 Every day is St. Crispin's day.

Posted by: klaftern at May 03, 2021 06:35 AM (RuIsu)

35 I am constantly amazed by the idea that not having 100% (or close to it) of Harvard's student body made up of Asians is "discrimination". Asians are about 4.5% of the US population and have over 25% of the slots at Harvard.
No school in the US admits students totally based on test scores, and it's silly to expect them to do so. Based on the equally silly idea that every school should "reflect" the racial and ethnic make up of America as a whole, Asians are over represented at the Ivies.
Schools look at community involvement, special talents (sports, arts, writing), and yes ability to pay and legacy admissions. If we are concerned about businesses making their own rules, we should note that except for a state portion of Cornell, the Ivies are private schools.
What makes this more irritating is that Asian groups near me also believe that Chinese nationals are being discriminated against and should make up an ever greater percentage of admissions to these job camps.

Posted by: CN at May 03, 2021 06:36 AM (ONvIw)

36 Has any nation had an elite and leadership that hates it so much?

I don't get these people who sit at the top of the American system and go oh its so terrible.

Posted by: blaster at May 03, 2021 06:36 AM (ZfRYq)

37 If you are not yet concerned about the FBI's counterintelligence operations, incompetency and KGB-type operations, you just aren't paying attention."
The Never-Ending Hunt for a Trump Crime

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The FBI have fully reached a point of complete illegitimacy. I'd say I'm on board with dissolving the entire, wretched bureau when DeSantis becomes president, but since we no longer have legitimate elections, that's not going to happen.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 03, 2021 06:37 AM (O+I8R)

38 Maybe we should just VOTE HARDER?

Posted by: blaster at May 03, 2021 06:38 AM (ZfRYq)

39 33 J.J. posted about the Judge in NYC who set a viscous anti-semite free without bail:
Appointed by decommio and former criminal defense attorney...get the picture

And of course our landsmen will keep voting donk and assuring that this continues to happen. It's more important to make sure those trumpist fascists are crushed right.

Posted by: CN at May 03, 2021 06:38 AM (ONvIw)

40 35 Posted by: CN at May 03, 2021 06:36 AM (ONvIw)

You want to use the racial abacus on the Asian Tyrone will use it on you.

Period.

Posted by: sven at May 03, 2021 06:38 AM (Lzpvj)

41 The FBI have fully reached a point of complete illegitimacy. I'd say I'm on board with dissolving the entire, wretched bureau when DeSantis becomes president, but since we no longer have legitimate elections, that's not going to happen.
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 03, 2021 06:37 AM (O+I8R)


Joe DiGenova was on WMAL this am. He's no longer in the FBI is a great organization with a few bad apples camp. He is pissed.

Welcome to the party, pal.

Posted by: blaster at May 03, 2021 06:39 AM (ZfRYq)

42 Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 03, 2021 06:26 AM (Kt1w/)

Concur. Generally speaking, people will do nothing until it's too late.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 03, 2021 06:39 AM (infRh)

43 41 Posted by: blaster at May 03, 2021 06:39 AM (ZfRYq)

Now that it is too late to do anything about it there will be a lot of people trying to get their credibility back.

You'll know the shark has been jumped when Hannity finally accepts reality.

Posted by: sven at May 03, 2021 06:40 AM (Lzpvj)

44 Posted by: sven at May 03, 2021 06:38 AM (Lzpvj)

Asians are NOT underrepresented in the universities. And yeah, I don't believe for a second that anyone but asians will get in if we ceded all our institutions to foreign nationals or "citizens' from China. NO school bases admission 100% on scores, and as this is the goal, I applaud the demise of their importance.

Posted by: CN at May 03, 2021 06:42 AM (ONvIw)

45 @41

Well, having one's wife office raided will tend to make a person cranky.


What the FBI did to Rudy they also did to Victoria Toensing.


So, it would appear the Meat Puppet Regime is settling all scores.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 03, 2021 06:42 AM (TRWf+)

46 Just was listening to a podcast on literacy. Over a third of American adults, according to this podcast from UVa, are illiterate or functionally barely literate (can read stop signs but not prescriptions).

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One glance at Youtube commenters confirms this. Any general perusal around the Internet where people participate in conversation is a horrifying and abysmal glimpse into horrendous grammar, reading comprehension deficiencies, and -- oh yeah -- the "F" word. We're slowly being reduced to a bunch of uneducated animals. Thanks, public schools!

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 03, 2021 06:43 AM (O+I8R)

47 You want to use the racial abacus on the Asian Tyrone will use it on you.

Period.
Posted by: sven

Tylone ?

Posted by: JT at May 03, 2021 06:43 AM (arJlL)

48 yeah, they're all mad as hell now ... now that there is no more Trump and we all stand at the mercy of demonic idiots.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 03, 2021 06:43 AM (ErSvT)

49 44 Posted by: CN at May 03, 2021 06:42 AM (ONvIw)

The admissions process is a joke precisely because of the racial and social abacus, frankly I am and will always remain a meritocrat.

I do not have a lot of use for birthrighters.

Posted by: sven at May 03, 2021 06:43 AM (Lzpvj)

50 I am generally amused with the number of people I know who think the FBI is still Efrem Zimbalist Jr.

Posted by: Only Context at May 03, 2021 06:43 AM (xEIoY)

51 Spying on several (!!!) of the private lawyers the President hired to defend himself during the shampeachments, including invading Giuliani's iCloud without a warrant in 2019, the FBI acted completely outside of any version of the rule of law. Illegal behavior that no one has condemned.

Courts? Nope. Republican politicians? Nope. Newspapers? No way.


Bill Barr? Please.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 03, 2021 06:44 AM (etvYi)

52 We have failed our children by letting the insanity of Marxism and postmodernism infiltrate academia and the education system.

Posted by: iandeal at May 03, 2021 06:44 AM (vgGyZ)

53 Good morning y'all!

Posted by: tbodie at May 03, 2021 06:45 AM (bwBxJ)

54 Of course people will do nothing. What have people done since November 3? Nothing except talk.

Posted by: Ziba at May 03, 2021 06:45 AM (S1hrL)

55 Joe DiGenova was on WMAL this am. He's no longer in the FBI is a great organization with a few bad apples camp. He is pissed.

Welcome to the party, pal.
Posted by: blaster at May 03, 2021 06:39 AM (ZfRYq)


Did he admit how badly his "inside sources" played him?

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 03, 2021 06:45 AM (y7DUB)

56 47 Posted by: JT at May 03, 2021 06:43 AM (arJlL)

Rincoln.

No seriously Ferguson Riot Inc will make sure Billy and Sally are curbstomped harder that Yuan Li.

Posted by: sven at May 03, 2021 06:45 AM (Lzpvj)

57 "The COVID Passport: Fascism at Hand"


Vaccination passports won't be required by a business until it is sure it can at least break-even with only passport holders as customers. And it is sure it has the support of TSA or local law enforcement or whatever outfit can be used to enforce a passport requirement. I also believe the nationwide outfits needing customers through the doors (airlines, grocery store, restaurant and motel chains, big box stores) are going to collude and go 'passports required' at the same time.


Once the 'customers we need have passports' line is crossed, life in the USA may become a lot worse for just about everyone.

Posted by: Gref at May 03, 2021 06:46 AM (AMIL/)

58 If we could work toward one thing in one state, it would be to outlaw public employee unions. One state!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 03, 2021 06:47 AM (etvYi)

59 Liz Cheney ain't going nowhere. Just like Cuomo, Kerry, Waters, etc. etc.

Posted by: Ziba at May 03, 2021 06:47 AM (S1hrL)

60 I suspect the illiteracy problem is magnified when you consider both the fact that we have uneducated segments of the population as well as non English speaking illiterates. Guessing the third number is low.

Posted by: Only Context at May 03, 2021 06:49 AM (xEIoY)

61 Speaking of "Asians," it started dawning on me a few weeks ago that I'm seeing a big overrepresentation (as relates to population %) of Asian-looking people in TV ads, and most especially catalog and print ads (I get a lot of catalogs in the mail). Like overnight. It's no longer 50% black/35% white/15% hispanic/mystery ethnicity. Now there are way more Asians than what actually reflect the demographics. Just an odd observation.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 03, 2021 06:50 AM (O+I8R)

62 That's a hideous p'shop, JJ! LOL

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 03, 2021 06:50 AM (O+I8R)

63 Given the annoying John Legend Walgreen's vaccination commercials I'm guessing there is a demographic problem in vaccine take up.

Posted by: Only Context at May 03, 2021 06:50 AM (xEIoY)

64 Hey Washington Republicans: Condemn political spying by the FBI/DOJ/CIA. Condemn the imprisonment off January 6 citizens by the Feds. Demand Ashli Babbitt's killer be named and his actions explained publicly.


Do those things. (and don't bother asking Frank Luntz).

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 03, 2021 06:51 AM (etvYi)

65 61 Posted by: Lady in Black at May 03, 2021 06:50 AM (O+I8R)

Don't worry Alyssa Milano is about to find out even the undertsanding white woman is about to be winnowed out like the doofus white man from commercial land.

Posted by: sven at May 03, 2021 06:51 AM (Lzpvj)

66 There will always be a few bad apples.

Posted by: Zombie Uncle Joe Stalin at May 03, 2021 06:51 AM (W4eKo)

67 Nancy Pelosi announced the other day we "aren't going to require vaccinations". So, get ready, vaccines are required.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 03, 2021 06:52 AM (etvYi)

68 61 And anyone who believes in the purity of the SAT needs haldol.

Posted by: CN at May 03, 2021 06:53 AM (ONvIw)

69 I will never have a vaccine "passport" as I'll never take the vaccine. Got an invite to visit my brother and stay at his house until he brought up getting vaccinated. I wold him how I felt about it and am no longer invited to stay with him. This is what the politards want. Everyone locked down and afraid. It is beyond sad that there people who essentially CHOOSE to live in fear. A cowed population is very manageable to this tinpot fascists.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at May 03, 2021 06:53 AM (flINI)

70 Show me your jabport, please.

Posted by: Zombie Lavrentiy Pavlovich Beria at May 03, 2021 06:54 AM (W4eKo)

71 68 Posted by: CN at May 03, 2021 06:53 AM (ONvIw)

Yes of course, my believing that academic achievement is an individual activity and not a team sport means I am mentally ill.

Posted by: sven at May 03, 2021 06:54 AM (Lzpvj)

72 On a not unrelated note, the internecine struggle within the Party itself for ultimate control was on full display yesterday as farshimmelt crackpot Commie bull Bernie Sanders, ironically representing the Stalinist/Maoist contingent attacked the merely Trotskyite wing in the form of James Carville for his assertion that the party "can't be more liberal" than Joe Manchin.
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The Party Civil War will consume a lot of their own. They always do. The key difference between a Party civil war and a general civil war (though they are often coincident) is who does the dying. The Party elites of various factions slaughter each other, but the Party as a whole - as if the civil war weren't even happening - usually maintains command of the street forces slaughtering the populace.

The marauding throngs keep killing the Party's enemies, though the individual Party leaders instructing them and maintaining records and controls may change. The only time that this distinction will turn into bedlam is when the marauders finish their job before the affairs are settled within the Party conflict. That won't happen here. The Party conflict will be settled quickly. The Maoists win.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2021 06:55 AM (Jsjd7)

73 Has any nation had an elite and leadership that hates it so much?

I don't get these people who sit at the top of the American system and go oh its so terrible.
Posted by: blaster at May 03, 2021 06:36 AM (ZfRYq)
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Yes. Every single socialist country has exhibited this.Though far rarer, every non-Socialist state with totalitarian pretensions exhibits this, too. This is also true in many run-of-the-mill, non-socialist, non-totalitarian dictatorships.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2021 06:57 AM (Jsjd7)

74 72 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2021 06:55 AM (Jsjd7)

Actually, I think the graftocrats will beat the commies. The civil service has been dipping their beak in ways that will not be allowed to continue if the commies win.

I see a night of the long knives coming after the donks "miraculously win" in 2024.

Posted by: sven at May 03, 2021 06:58 AM (Lzpvj)

75 Is the WH still surrounded by barbed wire? I believe it is. And how bizarre that not one "media" hack can conjure up the most basic of questions and ask anybody why. It's fully disgusting and completely un-American (whatever that means) to have that police state fortress cordoned off from the American people. And the media could care less. Just imagine if that had been Trump. I do know the reason why it's there, however, and I've said it before. These people know they stole the election. They know they're illegitimate. And in their minds, they're protecting themselves from the fallout of an angry population. At this point, it's full-on paranoia because there may be millions angry, but nobody is doing anything about their stolen takeover.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 03, 2021 06:58 AM (O+I8R)

76 Tucker really exposed that fraud Luntz. Has he issued a statement yet? Or tweeted? Hiding under his desk?

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 03, 2021 06:58 AM (nxdel)

77 Mornin', all! Now that I've got the news, it's time to ignore it for a while. Yeesh.

Thanks for the rundown, JJ. Everyone be annoyingly cheerful today.

Posted by: Catherine at May 03, 2021 06:58 AM (lB6T/)

78 Greetings fappers and fappees. What fresh hell awaits us this day?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 03, 2021 06:59 AM (HaL55)

79 Tucker really exposed that fraud Luntz. Has he issued a statement yet? Or tweeted? Hiding under his desk?
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 03, 2021 06:58 AM (nxdel)

****

He can't fit under his desk

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at May 03, 2021 06:59 AM (flINI)

80 76 Posted by: Jewells45 at May 03, 2021 06:58 AM (nxdel)

Sometimes you are pantsed so effectively your a*8 falls off.

Luntz is looking for it.

Posted by: sven at May 03, 2021 07:00 AM (Lzpvj)

81 We hear you. That is why today, we are sponsoring legislation that will establish a national police force. This new force will take the place of smaller, ineffective, and poorly trained state and local forces around the country. Every person in every city and state will get the same high-quality, uniform service. All officers will be thoroughly trained in diversity, inclusion, and critical race theory. No longer will you have to fear chaos in your neighborhood. No longer will you have to fear those who are paid to protect you.
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Why bother? The local PDs in their strongholds (the big cities) are already in pocket and useful. The locals elsewhere will be overrun by the marauders sent out to abduct, slaughter and destroy enemy areas. And when they need a shot in the arm from the central authority, they have the FBI. It doesn't matter that the FBI is corrupt and illegitimate (indeed, that's what makes them so powerful) - once they arrive, they take control and *will* kill any local who gets in the way.

This won't be needed very often. Their confederated urban locals will be able to handle most of the problems that arise and won't often need to bring in the FBI ringers.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2021 07:00 AM (Jsjd7)

82 Given the annoying John Legend Walgreen's vaccination commercials I'm guessing there is a demographic problem in vaccine take up.
Posted by: Only Context at May 03, 2021 06:50 AM (xEIoY)


Is John Legend popular with AAs or with white wine moms who are inwardly terrified of blacks?

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 03, 2021 07:01 AM (y7DUB)

83 Where did this word 'jab' come from? I've never referred to anything like it as a jab. It's a shot.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 03, 2021 07:01 AM (O+I8R)

84 Instead of protecting our national security, the Bidet Administration continues to pursue Orange Man Bad via Giuliani while the Taliban makes hay in Afghanistan and UFO's get conspiratorized. Makes one have respect for the preppers.

Posted by: Ziba at May 03, 2021 07:01 AM (S1hrL)

85 83 Posted by: Lady in Black at May 03, 2021 07:01 AM (O+I8R)

Army slang for any shot is "jab" or "stick."

Posted by: sven at May 03, 2021 07:02 AM (Lzpvj)

86 Morning peeps. Heavy weather heading into the Bluegrass today. Yippie.

Anyway, my wife commented on "what a weirdo that Luntz character is." She didn't know about his obsession with the White House Oval Office and that he had a replica in his own home.

I mentioned he's probably a pervert too. She just sighed and said, "yea probably."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 03, 2021 07:02 AM (3H9h1)

87 The Horde spends a lot of time bitching about "commies", but wants them streaming in to the country and taking 100% of the spots in the top universities. It's laughable. These are not people "yearning for democracy and freedom", these are people handpicked by Xi's regime. But go ahead and advocate for all the great schools to turn over their admissions to the Chinese, because that's who is clamoring that they deserve them. We are planning to educate the people who want to destroy us? We condemn China Mitch, China Joe and outsourcing, but yes let's hand over the reins of education to the people Beijing sends here.
Years ago, when the Asians here were actual "refugees" they didn't go back and forth to China on extended visits as they were concerned that they'd never get out. I heard stories of people who left China because of political persecution...that's no longer the case. Just like the Iranian "students", those immigrating from China are approved by the regime. Hey, but Fang Fang was hawt, let
s give them our best universities as there is no possibility that they will not access the government funded research and hang us with it, right? Stupid.

Posted by: CN at May 03, 2021 07:02 AM (ONvIw)

88 "GOP which couldn't attract flies if it were covered in an ocean of Maxine Waters' ass-crack sweat"

Gold status: solid.

On a related note, these commie assholes are so evil and bugfuck crazy, we're fast approaching either us or them in the camps...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at May 03, 2021 07:03 AM (xeHER)

89 Actually, I think the graftocrats will beat the commies. The civil service has been dipping their beak in ways that will not be allowed to continue if the commies win.

I see a night of the long knives coming after the donks "miraculously win" in 2024.
Posted by: sven at May 03, 2021 06:58 AM (Lzpvj)
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I agree with you on the latter, though it might happen sooner - maybe after the next midterm. I disagree on the former. I think that the gangster faction (the Clinton crew) ain't gonna win this. The bureaucrats feathering their nests through cavalier corruption will be able to keep doing so under the Maoists, and the leadership in that faction (the Obama/Jarett crew) won't exactly get in the way of their underlings' beak-soaking. If they Maoist leadership ever changes its mind, it'll be too late for the underlings - but the underlings never think ahead.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2021 07:03 AM (Jsjd7)

90 83 Where did this word 'jab' come from? I've never referred to anything like it as a jab. It's a shot.
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 03, 2021 07:01 AM (O+I8R

The UK, "jab" is their slang for injection. We have adopted it with glee.

Posted by: CN at May 03, 2021 07:03 AM (ONvIw)

91 Here comes the Cheka. Get ready. Get ready.

Posted by: Ziba at May 03, 2021 07:04 AM (S1hrL)

92 we already have a national police - the FBI
Biteme just needs to expand their mandate

Posted by: vmom affix bayonet at May 03, 2021 07:05 AM (GBZnB)

93 I saw Hack Ass-Clown Propagandist open for Insane Clown Posse. It was one hell of a night.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 03, 2021 07:06 AM (yrol0)

94 These people know they stole the election. They know they're
illegitimate. And in their minds, they're protecting themselves from
the fallout of an angry population. At this point, it's full-on
paranoia because there may be millions angry, but nobody is doing
anything about their stolen takeover.


That's something that I just can't grok. WTF are we waiting for? We're supposed to have the means and ability to stop that type of corruption, yet we won't use it now when it's time. We've had a totalitarian government forced upon us by progressives and there's no real pushback?

Why?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 03, 2021 07:06 AM (HaL55)

95 Hey, but Fang Fang was hawt, let's give them our best universities as there is no possibility that they will not access the government funded research and hang us with it, right? Stupid.
Posted by: CN at May 03, 2021 07:02 AM (ONvIw)
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I don't understand this, CN. I haven't seen any in the Horde arguing that this is acceptable. I *have* seen (and indeed, I have myself taken this position and I think it's right) that the universities in general - the humanities for political reasons and the hard sciences for reasons of corruption and treason - are a lost cause. The front is closed because the war has been lost. The only option for the universities is to defund them by taxing their endowments and removing all federal subsidies (including in the bankruptcy code). Chinese migration needs to be curtailed across the board.

I don't think - and I haven't seen it here, though I am also not on every thread - that any of this acceptable or that it should be cavalierly dismissed. I do think, however, that this front is closed. The war is over. We lost.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2021 07:07 AM (Jsjd7)

96 If you like your jab...uh...shot, you can keep your jab...uh...shot!

Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at May 03, 2021 07:07 AM (W4eKo)

97 Yes of course, my believing that academic achievement is an individual activity and not a team sport means I am mentally ill.
Posted by: sven at May 03, 2021 06:54 AM (Lzpvj)

It means you're delusional. It used to be an individual achievement, but now it is a team sport. ETS has a lot of issues with security, that are widely published in the UK, but hidden here. When everything was pencil and paper, it was possible to have test security. It's no longer possible. I actually agree with those who want to scrap these tests.

Posted by: CN at May 03, 2021 07:07 AM (ONvIw)

98 92> we already have a national police - the FBI
Biteme just needs to expand their mandate

And hire some Antifa thugs to do the gun confiscation thing they've got a hard on for. I mean, who really cares if a couple hundred Antifa go down while undertaking the noble cause of disarming the citizenry?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 03, 2021 07:08 AM (3H9h1)

99 Show me your jabport, please.
Posted by: Zombie Lavrentiy Pavlovich Beria

nice

hiw about vaxport

Posted by: vmom affix bayonet at May 03, 2021 07:08 AM (GBZnB)

100 We've had a totalitarian government forced upon us by progressives and there's no real pushback?

Why?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 03, 2021 07:06 AM (HaL55)


People are still too comfortable.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 03, 2021 07:08 AM (y7DUB)

101 People are still too comfortable.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 03, 2021 07:08 AM (y7DUB)
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In part, yes. But there's another factor, too. A non-trivial proportion - I suspect is is a minority, but it's a mighty big one - are down with the changes and want them.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2021 07:10 AM (Jsjd7)

102
I suspect the illiteracy problem is magnified when you consider both the
fact that we have uneducated segments of the population as well as non
English speaking illiterates. Guessing the third number is low.

Posted by: Only Context at May 03, 2021 06:49 AM

Some months back I watched a TV interview of a mexican woman who had witnessed a hit and run crime in Sherman, TX. Through an interpreter she had been here for over 20 years and never seen anything like it.


20 years illegally in the Country and she still can't speak English.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 03, 2021 07:11 AM (JUOKG)

103 Legend's jab commercial is instructive. It shows one white face in background at the start then he goes into a riff about this being "our" shot (both medication and other meaning) over a montage of black citizen backgrounds.

Posted by: Only Context at May 03, 2021 07:11 AM (xEIoY)

104 We've had a totalitarian government for decades until Trump was elected and showed everyone what true democracy was.

Turns out, the political, media and corporate classes didn't much care for it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 03, 2021 07:11 AM (3H9h1)

105 People are still too comfortable.

And there's still a significant demographic who still can't seem to see the handwriting on the wall. They are hoping against hope that the proverbial pendulum will swing the other way.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 03, 2021 07:12 AM (W4eKo)

106 And hire some Antifa thugs to do the gun confiscation thing they've got a hard on for. I mean, who really cares if a couple hundred Antifa go down while undertaking the noble cause of disarming the citizenry?

--

Except they won't be the ones going down, the American citizen will. I can foresee a future (soon) where Pantifa militants can shoot and kill normal citizens doing their own protesting, or just protecting themselves from an out of control fed govt, and be completely exonerated. Or better still, have all records on the killers sealed by the courts. Heck, the last part has already happened.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 03, 2021 07:12 AM (O+I8R)

107 In part, yes. But there's another factor, too. A non-trivial proportion - I suspect is is a minority, but it's a mighty big one - are down with the changes and want them.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2021 07:10 AM (Jsjd7)


True and the enemedia propaganda makes people unsure what the real numbers are.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 03, 2021 07:13 AM (y7DUB)

108 morning horde. not ready for monday. can we start over on saturday? great write up as always JJ. even if its both disturbing and enraging.

buy more ammo

Posted by: SturmToddler at May 03, 2021 07:13 AM (8D42x)

109 Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 03, 2021 07:06 AM (HaL55)

People are still too comfortable.
Posted by: Captain Hate

___

*nods*

Posted by: SMH at May 03, 2021 07:13 AM (Fdh9S)

110 Inflation will put the brakes on a lot of people feeling comfortable. They might like getting $1400 in the mail (who wouldn't) and then find out it buys $700 in goods and services. I think it will be that bad.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at May 03, 2021 07:13 AM (I58tH)

111 This ballot manipulation described above occurs in other states as well. For example, in NJ, the political apparatus of each county party decides which primary candidate to give the "county line" to -- essentially which candidate to list first on the primary ballot. It's been shown over and over that the candidate listed first has a built-in advantage, as many primary voters just pick the first name in the line that they see.

So all of the candidates have to essentially audition in front of the county political bosses and try to "win" the line from them. Generally, this works to the favor of the insider-connected primary candidate over the insurgent.

Posted by: Revenant at May 03, 2021 07:14 AM (rFIOB)

112 ...Carville understands what Leon Trotsky found out.
-------------------------
Never ask for extra ice in your glass in Mexico??

Posted by: andycanuck at May 03, 2021 07:15 AM (UHVv4)

113 We've had a totalitarian government forced upon us by progressives and there's no real pushback?
Why?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 03, 2021 07:06 AM (HaL55)

I don't think you can fully judge our legal system without looking at the positive qualities of the people in it. Our legal system has a long standing tradition of existence to its' members and to the community at large.

Posted by: Bagpipes Billy Boy Barr at May 03, 2021 07:16 AM (DDw5Y)

114 Good morning everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 03, 2021 07:17 AM (Rvt88)

115 John Legend commercial. There's one airing with Spike Lee telling his peeps they can get a free Uber ride to vaccination sites. Not many non POC in that blurb. Like none.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at May 03, 2021 07:18 AM (I58tH)

116 Viscous anti-Semites are oily, thick bastards!

Posted by: andycanuck at May 03, 2021 07:18 AM (UHVv4)

117 According to The Daily Mail, there was some sort of concert yesterday to try and get people to take the vaccine. I didn't see any mention of arctic crab fishermen, nascar drivers or country music people appearing, so I don't think it was aimed at me.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 03, 2021 07:18 AM (1EzGC)

118 People are still too comfortable. Yes.

WTF will it take to make us/them uncomfortable?

Posted by: Ziba at May 03, 2021 07:19 AM (S1hrL)

119 Viscous anti-Semites are oily, thick bastards!
Posted by: andycanuck at May 03, 2021 07:18 AM (UHVv4)


By now you should know I no can spel

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 03, 2021 07:19 AM (GPwVZ)

120 Just stop voting for republicans. I don't care if he is "one of the good ones". The only way to win the game it to choose not to play.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 03, 2021 07:19 AM (0UNjH)

121 Morning all.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 03, 2021 07:19 AM (HqWIn)

122 Ah the glory years of Asian TAs at university, when I actually thought "calclation" was a word.

Posted by: Only Context at May 03, 2021 07:19 AM (xEIoY)

123 The Russian papers have latched onto the steep price tag.

The Chinese wonder why Biden seeks to undermine American economic development.

BECAUSE BIDEN HATES US

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 03, 2021 07:19 AM (yrol0)

124 Got my second Pfizer dose yesterday. Injection site has been sore ever since.

I'm probably going to die.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 03, 2021 07:19 AM (LvTSG)

125 123 The Russian papers have latched onto the steep price tag.

The Chinese wonder why Biden seeks to undermine American economic development.

BECAUSE BIDEN HATES US
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 03, 2021 07:19 AM (yrol0)

=========

Biden runs nothing. His administration is populated by anti-American fascists, as will any administration run by a Democrat at this point.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 03, 2021 07:20 AM (LvTSG)

126 Just stop voting for republicans. I don't care if he is "one of the good ones". The only way to win the game it to choose not to play.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy


Welcome to the dark side.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 03, 2021 07:20 AM (HqWIn)

127 UT woman gives birth on flight to Hawaii with help from a doctor and nurses aboard.

What are medical types doing going on vacation when WuFlu is killing everyone in the U.S.??

Posted by: andycanuck at May 03, 2021 07:20 AM (UHVv4)

128 I'm probably going to die.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 03, 2021 07:19 AM (LvTSG)

What size shoe do you wear?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 03, 2021 07:20 AM (GPwVZ)

129 According to The Daily Mail, there was some sort of concert yesterday to try and get people to take the vaccine. I didn't see any mention of arctic crab fishermen, nascar drivers or country music people appearing, so I don't think it was aimed at me.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 03, 2021 07:18 AM (1EzGC)
++++
*snort*

It makes me laugh every time. I've said it before, but it keeps sticking in my mind. Remember after the '16 election when the terrified and confused press whores all went on safari to Middle America? When they left their cloisters in NY and Washington and San Francisco and went to small towns in Ohio and Indiana and Idaho to go study the wildlife and try to figure out how Trump won?

They learned nothing. They wanted to learn nothing.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2021 07:21 AM (Jsjd7)

130 I'm probably going to die.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare

On a long enough time scale . . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at May 03, 2021 07:21 AM (Rvt88)

131 Gov Lamont (CT) is a generous fellow. Get your vax and you get a free drink if you eat out. Gee, thanks.

Posted by: Ziba at May 03, 2021 07:21 AM (S1hrL)

132 122 Ah the glory years of Asian TAs at university, when I actually thought "calclation" was a word.
Posted by: Only Context at May 03, 2021 07:19 AM (xEIoY)

"Nektive"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 03, 2021 07:21 AM (/EuRN)

133 128 I'm probably going to die.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 03, 2021 07:19 AM (LvTSG)

What size shoe do you wear?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 03, 2021 07:20 AM (GPwVZ)

Dibs on the vhs collection

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 03, 2021 07:22 AM (/EuRN)

134 Ah the glory years of Asian TAs at university, when I actually thought "calclation" was a word.
Posted by: Only Context

"Stytisteeeks"

Posted by: Tonypete at May 03, 2021 07:22 AM (Rvt88)

135 I'm probably going to die.

No, but your signal is coming in five by five!

Posted by: Bob from NSA at May 03, 2021 07:22 AM (W4eKo)

136 133 128 I'm probably going to die.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 03, 2021 07:19 AM (LvTSG)

What size shoe do you wear?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 03, 2021 07:20 AM (GPwVZ)

Dibs on the vhs collection
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 03, 2021 07:22 AM (/EuRN)


The 8-tracks are mine...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 03, 2021 07:22 AM (s2VJv)

137 Inflation will put the brakes on a lot of people feeling comfortable.
They might like getting $1400 in the mail (who wouldn't) and then find
out it buys $700 in goods and services. I think it will be that bad.


Naturally, PROGDA will never allow any stories about the people who remember The Before Times when people had jobs that paid them a lot more money than Braindead Biden deems to give them (out of the generosity of his heart because he's such a good person).

Lessee here: in one hand I have a single gubmint check for $1400 and in the other hand I have a paycheck I used to get every two weeks for that same amount. Insert maths here.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 03, 2021 07:23 AM (HaL55)

138 The Deep State isn't back ...because it never left.

Posted by: Ziba at May 03, 2021 07:23 AM (S1hrL)

139 "War Drums Beat Louder Across Middle East"

I'm so old I remember when an American President was signing peace agreements in the Middle East.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 03, 2021 07:23 AM (etvYi)

140 >>Legend's jab commercial is instructive. It shows one white face in background at the start then he goes into a riff about this being "our" shot (both medication and other meaning) over a montage of black citizen backgrounds.


"THIS is our shot!
This IS our shot!
This is OUR shot!
This is our SHOT!!"

Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2021 07:23 AM (bDqIh)

141 #119 Blame the autocomplete, Nevergiveup! That's what I wright in those situations.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 03, 2021 07:24 AM (UHVv4)

142 128 I'm probably going to die.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 03, 2021 07:19 AM (LvTSG)


Hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls gradually taper off...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 03, 2021 07:24 AM (s2VJv)

143 133
Dibs on the vhs collection
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 03, 2021 07:22 AM (/EuRN)

=========

I could mail that in a single letter envelope.

It's yours! You don't even need to wait until my death!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 03, 2021 07:24 AM (LvTSG)

144 "THIS is our shot!
This IS our shot!
This is OUR shot!
This is our SHOT!!"
Posted by: Lizzy

Perhaps that may be a rallying cry for armed store owners during urban 'celebrations'.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 03, 2021 07:24 AM (Rvt88)

145 The goal is to increase incentives for the incarcerated population to practice good behavior and follow the rules while serving their time and participate in rehabilitative and educational programs, which will lead to safer prisons

Sure a few innocent women and children will die, but the prisons will be safer.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 03, 2021 07:25 AM (yrol0)

146 WTF will it take to make us/them uncomfortable?
Posted by: Ziba at May 03, 2021 07:19 AM (S1hrL)

As a ute, I had a history teacher who explained that in most instances, people do not revolt unless they do not or believe they do not have the means to sustain themselves, i.e. food, housing, jobs, etc.

Except in the case of commies, who foment revolution for their own twisted commie agenda.

Most Americans are fat, lazy slobs who, as long as Wally World has diet coke, doritos and stupid hollyqueer movies, will never rebel.

More coffee.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 03, 2021 07:25 AM (DDw5Y)

147 Biden runs nothing. His administration is populated by anti-American fascists, as will any administration run by a Democrat at this point.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 03, 2021 07:20 AM (LvTSG)

Correction:
THE DEEP STATES HATES US

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 03, 2021 07:26 AM (yrol0)

148 Hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls gradually taper off...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 03, 2021 07:24 AM (s2VJv)
++++
Don't bet on it. Thanks the glories of automation, Amazon and your credit card companies and bank will ensure that your bills remain paid and your interaction remains online - and that your lights and heat stay on - until your bank account runs out of money and checks start councing.

Why, if you have an emergency fund in your checking account, you can probably remain dead for *months* before anyone notices.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2021 07:26 AM (Jsjd7)

149 Inflation will put the brakes on a lot of people feeling comfortable.
They might like getting $1400 in the mail (who wouldn't) and then find
out it buys $700 in goods and services. I think it will be that bad.

--

"Brother, can you spare a $5000?"

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 03, 2021 07:26 AM (O+I8R)

150 The current population of this country believes it's better to pay $4 trillion to supposedly get an economy like Trump gave us for free. That's Roman Empire level decline there people.

Posted by: Only Context at May 03, 2021 07:26 AM (xEIoY)

151 Dibs on the vhs collection
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 03, 2021 07:22 AM (/EuRN)

=========

I could mail that in a single letter envelope.

It's yours! You don't even need to wait until my death!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 03, 2021 07:24 AM (LvTSG)

Woohoooo! Free envelope!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 03, 2021 07:27 AM (/EuRN)

152 125 123 The Russian papers have latched onto the steep price tag.

The Chinese wonder why Biden seeks to undermine American economic development.

BECAUSE BIDEN HATES US
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 03, 2021 07:19 AM (yrol0)

=========
Ask yourself who paid for that $150M NetFlix deal that Obama and his gang received? Based on NetFlix's last quarter results Obama and gang have yet to deliver their blockbuster movie concepts to make NetFlix all that money. This is good news for Movie Theaters. The Oscar's were a tell on how badly Hollywood needs Movie Theaters. You can't have a hit without lines around a Movie Theater. There are no lines around your big screen in the basement.

Posted by: Buddha Steppenwolf at May 03, 2021 07:27 AM (/MaDp)

153 If inflation hits very hard, like many are thinking, I guess the bright side is that discretionary spending will hit an all-time low and cut a huge dent into the profits of these sickening woke corporations.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 03, 2021 07:27 AM (O+I8R)

154 "Apple heads to trial Monday, accused by Epic Games of turning its app store into an illegal monopoly."

Posted by: andycanuck at May 03, 2021 07:28 AM (UHVv4)

155 The goal, according to Meyers, is to use up their resources. She encouraged students to place fake calls for help to make officers show up to something.

Too bad she did not have time to read the Boy Who Cried Wolf in the 1st or 2nd grade. STUPID CUNT!

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 03, 2021 07:28 AM (yrol0)

156 This is not a Republican issue or a Democrat issue, but an American issue involving all political parties. It is about democratic participation in our political system. It is how potential candidates do not even reach the ballot box and are thwarted by entrenched political insiders in collusion with Board of Elections executives. Thus, the status quo is maintained. It is the undermining of the foundation of the democratic voting process that we the voters trust, which has been usurped by ten political "commissars" in a room



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This is what happened in Michigan. John James ran against Stabanaw and Peters-both of whom are glaring examples of do nothing senators- but could get no traction. Very disheartening.

Thank you JJ! I so appreciate your effort!

Posted by: Chillin the most at May 03, 2021 07:29 AM (lonOK)

157 Posted during the ONT but it bears repeating - During Mass our Priest asked for a show of hands of those whom are willing to get rid of 'social distancing' seating at church. A vast majority raised their hands. He said he'd allow it and reserve a wing of the church for those that still are 'nervous'.

There was much rejoicing and applause - during Mass!

A year late but better late than never.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 03, 2021 07:29 AM (Rvt88)

158 It's good to see folks here embracing the "people are too comfortable" line of thought. I believe "comfort" however that's defined by the individual is key. When they become uncomfortable they will look for ways to resolve that situation.

For the whine mom's that may very well be their inability to find boxed wine at a fair price. It may be the urban slime that is relocated into the house next door for "equity's sake." For the average joe it might be the cost and/or prohibition of gasoline or the outlawing of air conditioning to save the planet.

Everyone has a breaking point. Some have already found it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 03, 2021 07:30 AM (3H9h1)

159 157 There was much rejoicing and applause - during Mass!

A year late but better late than never.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 03, 2021 07:29 AM (Rvt8

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Showed up to mass yesterday to discover that the back 2/3 of the cathedral had been de-social distanced. Monseigneur has hardly worn his neck gaiter for a while, only putting it up when handing out communion, but he didn't even put it up then this week. It was interesting.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 03, 2021 07:30 AM (LvTSG)

160 AmThinker on Vax Passport. A must read. I will learn to live without one and probably never get on another plane as a result.

Posted by: Ziba at May 03, 2021 07:30 AM (S1hrL)

161 TSA Extends Mask Mandate to September

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Only September? What about the Christmas rush?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 03, 2021 07:31 AM (VVEnO)

162 The current population of this country believes it's better to pay $4 trillion to supposedly get an economy like Trump gave us for free. That's Roman Empire level decline there people.

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It reminds me of that story out last week that Bonehead was planning on spending $80 billion to hire more IRS vampires to go after people that have outstanding back taxes. Spend $80 billion to get back $10 billion in back taxes? I have no idea what the actual figure is, but I'd have trouble believing there's actually $80 billion in outstanding taxes to collect that would offset the $80 billion this idiot "president" wants to spend to go get it.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 03, 2021 07:31 AM (O+I8R)

163 but I'd have trouble believing there's actually $80 billion in outstanding taxes to collect that would offset the $80 billion this idiot "president" wants to spend to go get it.
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 03, 2021 07:31 AM (O+I8R)

I'd bet there's about a dozen odd buildings in D.C. where you could round up the occupants and find $80 bil. of owed back taxes.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 03, 2021 07:32 AM (/EuRN)

164 One of the grands had her first Communion a week or so ago, from a priest who insisted on wearing a mask during the ceremony. I thought to myself that the Church could have been the ones to shatter the 'rona myths. It instead gave in to government superstition. A shame.

Posted by: Only Context at May 03, 2021 07:32 AM (xEIoY)

165 Lewis Hamilton has 97th Formula One career win taking the Portuguese Grand Prix race.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 03, 2021 07:32 AM (UHVv4)

166 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 03, 2021 07:33 AM (Zz0t1)

167 IEveryone has a breaking point. Some have already found it.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 03, 2021 07:30 AM (3H9h1)

Barbecue bans might do the trick when summer arrives. I fully expect this to go into effect.

Posted by: Ziba at May 03, 2021 07:33 AM (S1hrL)

168 Speaking of Biden* Bucks, I have most of mine left, and it's time to use some. Now the arthritis is settling into my hands, so I'm going to buy a S&W 9mm EZ today, the velcro sneakers of the gun world.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at May 03, 2021 07:33 AM (I58tH)

169 AmThinker on Vax Passport. A must read. I will learn to live without one and probably never get on another plane as a result.
Posted by: Zib


The downside is . . . . . ?

Posted by: Tonypete at May 03, 2021 07:33 AM (Rvt88)

170 Lewis Hamilton has 97th Formula One career win taking the Portuguese Grand Prix race.
Posted by: andycanuck at May 03, 2021 07:32 AM (UHVv4)


It's amazing how successful such an oppressed human being can be.......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 03, 2021 07:34 AM (Zz0t1)

171 Biden runs nothing. His administration is populated by anti-American fascists, as will any administration run by a Democrat at this point.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 03, 2021 07:20 AM (LvTSG)


This is true to a certain extent, but -
The overthrow of America kind of following the Russian path.

Read Obama as Lenin. The semi-clever, sneaky, little shit driving the revolution train but still wanting to be loved/admired(?), so claiming j"he just read it in the news like you guys"

Read Biden as Stalin a mean-spirited lackwit with a huge grudge against the smart guys, who was going to stamp everyone out who didn't give him the respect his a-hole ego demands.
He enjoys signing this stuff. and being an angry alzheimer guy, he's probably easy to wind up to get even with whoever provides even minor obstruction, so he signs whatever anti-American legislation they throw in front of him. Cuz it's pro-Joe and Joe is the "new FDR".
So, we get all of the FDR fascism without any of the FDR charm. Same same ala Stalin just slower.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 03, 2021 07:35 AM (dWwl8)

172 War Drums Beating Louder Across Mideast

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Too soon for a Biden Nobel Peace Prize?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 03, 2021 07:36 AM (VVEnO)

173 It looks like the spike protein they cause your body to make to immunize you can damage your lungs the way Kung Flu does.

https://tinyurl.com/ydjrt4rl

Posted by: WiNO at May 03, 2021 07:36 AM (EpDzw)

174 It puts the ammo in the shopping cart. It does this whenever it can.

Posted by: Jame Gumb at May 03, 2021 07:36 AM (pnSY9)

175 TSA Extends Mask Mandate to September

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Only September? What about the Christmas rush?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 03, 2021 07:31 AM (VVEnO)


They're only giving you false hope that there's an end of the madness in sight.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 03, 2021 07:36 AM (Zz0t1)

176 Hamilton's is certainly a good noose story, Sponge.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 03, 2021 07:37 AM (UHVv4)

177 Hamilton's is certainly a good noose story, Sponge.
Posted by: andycanuck at May 03, 2021 07:37 AM (UHVv4)


America's racism and oppression transcends borders, you know.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 03, 2021 07:38 AM (Zz0t1)

178 10 years from now when some slacker gamer has won xir 970th virtual Formula One race because those pesky cars have been banned(even though they burn alcohol), they will all say 'what's a Lewis Hamilton?'

Posted by: Only Context at May 03, 2021 07:39 AM (xEIoY)

179 177 Hamilton's is certainly a good noose story, Sponge.
Posted by: andycanuck at May 03, 2021 07:37 AM (UHVv4)

America's racism and oppression transcends borders, you know.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 03, 2021 07:38 AM (Zz0t1)

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How insidious.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 03, 2021 07:39 AM (LvTSG)

180 First blast of seasonal flu this fall will be the day the tyrants go ape shit, putting back every restriction they imposed, and some new ones just to keep the peons in line. They were never trying for herd immunity, just herd behavior.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at May 03, 2021 07:39 AM (I58tH)

181 Deputize everyone as an IRS agent and pay them 30% of any tax collected from someone they report. Double if it is a family member. Once the people are trained, you can incentivize them to report other crimes against the state. Because a crime against the state is a crime against the people!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 03, 2021 07:40 AM (0UNjH)

182 I explained the growing distaste in the Bush family over the weekend as thus. Jeb got beat up for his arguably dumber brothers fecklessness, weakness and contempt for the party voters. Trump was just the coup de grace, putting match to the kindling the party members already put in place. That kindling built year after years as the voters issues were ignored and the Deep State Uniparty stuck a thumb in their eyes.
By the way, that party is never coming back.

Trump exposed and killed it. He won the election on its putrid corpse. Anyone in Washington who thinks that's coming back (I'm looking at you Kevin McCarthy) should plan their retirement now. By the way- what kind of asshole brings liberal Democrat Frank Luntz the Dunce to advise the NRCC on strategy? Do you really think the party members want the Chamber of Commerce, illegal immigration amnesty guy to set a strategy antithetical to their desires?

House Republicans better start wiring their shit together a little tighter. Nobody is voting for nevertrumpers or Bush fellaters again. Ever.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 03, 2021 07:40 AM (VpIIl)

183 >>> 124 Got my second Pfizer dose yesterday. Injection site has been sore ever since.

I'm probably going to die.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 03, 2021 07:19 AM (LvTSG)

I have bad news.

You *are* going to die, of *something*....

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 03, 2021 07:40 AM (b8eqQ)

184 AmThinker on Vax Passport. A must read. I will learn to live without one and probably never get on another plane as a result.
Posted by: Zib


I have a couple of conservative doctor friends. I'm sure I can get them to jab my dose in the sink and just sign my papers for "Zee Germanz"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 03, 2021 07:41 AM (s2VJv)

185 ========

How insidious.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 03, 2021 07:39 AM (LvTSG)



I don't get it.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 03, 2021 07:41 AM (Zz0t1)

186 AmThinker on Vax Passport. A must read. I will learn to live without one and probably never get on another plane as a result.
Posted by: Ziba


I am like the drink 7 Up.

Never had it. Never will.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 03, 2021 07:41 AM (HqWIn)

187 Hey TJM, here's a graphic that's right in your wheelhouse. Enjoy!

https://is.gd/ccWLYC

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, what knows hot sauces at May 03, 2021 07:41 AM (PiwSw)

188 House Republicans better start wiring their shit together a little tighter. Nobody is voting for nevertrumpers or Bush fellaters again. Ever.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 03, 2021 07:40 AM (VpIIl)

Please clap!.....

Posted by: Jeb! at May 03, 2021 07:41 AM (DDw5Y)

189 180 First blast of seasonal flu this fall will be the day the tyrants go ape shit, putting back every restriction they imposed, and some new ones just to keep the peons in line. They were never trying for herd immunity, just herd behavior.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at May 03, 2021 07:39 AM (I58tH)

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I hope they do, as long as red state governors hold firm. That dichotomy will be great for America.

The ones who are prone to panic in red states may end up saying, "I can't take this lack of science worship anymore," and leave the state. It's their well being that's at stake, and all these yokels just want them to die, don't you know.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 03, 2021 07:41 AM (LvTSG)

190 The Middle East blows ... Trump's fault. Biden gets the NPP. There are no surprises left in life.

Posted by: Ziba at May 03, 2021 07:42 AM (S1hrL)

191 By the way, I keep getting promised roving bands of antifa types in the countryside, it's not like I can stay in this deer stand forever yo.

Posted by: Only Context at May 03, 2021 07:42 AM (xEIoY)

192 "Chinese Investors Have Bought up 135 Billion [Pounds] of British Infrastructure, Business, Schools"

For every billion of the USA China buys up, some grifter like Biden/Clinton is getting a million or more through some back door method (Hunter style bagmen, book deals, or other more covert paths). ... And besides the buying in the USA, there is the intellectual theft and influence on our laws and policies.

But my guess is after the DeepState gets their National Police Force ("internal force as powerful and well funded as our military" Barak Obama) ... and other controls, they figure they can then purge the CCP from USA, and give them a seat at the globalist round table (in Brussels?).

Posted by: illiniwek at May 03, 2021 07:43 AM (Cus5s)

193 187 Hey TJM, here's a graphic that's right in your wheelhouse. Enjoy!

https://is.gd/ccWLYC
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, what knows hot sauces at May 03, 2021 07:41 AM (PiwSw)

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The Art House one made me cry!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 03, 2021 07:43 AM (LvTSG)

194 Got my second Pfizer dose yesterday. Injection site has been sore ever since.

I'm probably going to die.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 03, 2021 07:19 AM (LvTSG)


No...no...

Immortality is a secondary benefit of the Pfizer vaccine.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 03, 2021 07:43 AM (dWwl8)

195 185 ========

How insidious.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 03, 2021 07:39 AM (LvTSG)


I don't get it.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 03, 2021 07:41 AM (Zz0t1)

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Neither do I.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 03, 2021 07:43 AM (LvTSG)

196 First blast of seasonal flu this fall will be the day the tyrants go ape shit, putting back every restriction they imposed, and some new ones just to keep the peons in line. They were never trying for herd immunity, just herd behavior.
Posted by: bill in arkansas


Rona killed the flu. Hasn't been a case in over a year. Not one.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 03, 2021 07:43 AM (HqWIn)

197 One of the grands had her first Communion a week or so ago, from a priest who insisted on wearing a mask during the ceremony. I thought to myself that the Church could have been the ones to shatter the 'rona myths. It instead gave in to government superstition. A shame.
Posted by: Only Context at May 03, 2021 07:32 AM (xEIoY)

I would give the priest the benefit of a doubt. Our pastor wears a mask during communion even though he thinks it is stupid. But, he wears it because some people would not take communion at all if he didn't. We did stop wiping down the communion rail after the CDC finally admitted the truth that you can't CCP Flu from surfaces. Plus, we are about to start dropping masks.

Posted by: WiNO at May 03, 2021 07:43 AM (EpDzw)

198 One of the grands had her first Communion a week or so ago, from a priest who insisted on wearing a mask during the ceremony.

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That ashamed of Frankie Hollywood?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 03, 2021 07:43 AM (VVEnO)

199 By the way, nothing Kevin McCarthy states is sincere and you can smell it. The man is a Platitude Cyborg. He speaks like he was programmed to do it. Nothing is sincere and passionate. His words don't come from belief, they come from rote, repetitive practice and his personal political aspirations. He should be selling reverse mortgages or retirement properties.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 03, 2021 07:43 AM (VpIIl)

200 I have a couple of conservative doctor friends. I'm sure I can get them to jab my dose in the sink and just sign my papers for "Zee Germanz"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 03, 2021 07:41 AM (s2VJv)
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Probably. Until they get "audited" by a group of "professional auditors" who show up with guns on their hips and a steely countenance. Those "auditors" will offer a deal: the doctor gets to live if he discloses all of the doses he faked. He will disclose, and thus delay his own day of reckoning for several months or years.

This is how it works with totalitarianism. All of the dodges and all of the skirting maneuvers work, but only insofar as they are delays. The death squads always come. If you get away with it once, you won't get away with it again (or indefinitely) - even if you're very lucky and careful - because they keep doing things like this. Things like this pay two dividends: increased control/conformity and better dossiers on everyone *and* the ability to identify (and then kill) non-conformists. They always have fresh new ideas of things to do.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2021 07:44 AM (Jsjd7)

201 Oh, oh. Russia has to use Chinese firms to make Sputnik vaccine to meet demand. Let's hope no one ends up like Laika.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 03, 2021 07:45 AM (UHVv4)

202 >>It looks like the spike protein they cause your body to make to immunize you can damage your lungs the way Kung Flu does.

https://tinyurl.com/ydjrt4rl
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Great -- my dad is un the hospital with unidentified pulmonary issues and he got the moderna shots in March.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2021 07:45 AM (bDqIh)

203 194

No...no...

Immortality is a secondary benefit of the Pfizer vaccine.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 03, 2021 07:43 AM (dWwl


You'll be immortal. BUT you have to wear a mask the whole time...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 03, 2021 07:45 AM (s2VJv)

204 >>> 167 IEveryone has a breaking point. Some have already found it.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 03, 2021 07:30 AM (3H9h1)

Barbecue bans might do the trick when summer arrives. I fully expect this to go into effect.
Posted by: Ziba at May 03, 2021 07:33 AM (S1hrL)

If they try *that* I expect the announcement to be immediately followed by a persistent cloud of smoke over the entire Southeast US.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 03, 2021 07:46 AM (b8eqQ)

205 Hey TJM, here's a graphic that's right in your wheelhouse. Enjoy!

https://is.gd/ccWLYC
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, what knows hot sauces

Hey! Spoiler alert!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 03, 2021 07:46 AM (VVEnO)

206 He should be selling reverse mortgages or retirement properties.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 03, 2021 07:43 AM (VpIIl)


Look......

This isn't my first rodeo.....

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 03, 2021 07:46 AM (Zz0t1)

207 200 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2021 07:44 AM (Jsjd7)


I would not put it past the Gestapo to do this but really. If how can they possibly know if I have been given a shot or not? I more than likely have antibodies already anyway.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 03, 2021 07:47 AM (s2VJv)

208 199 McCarthy is like 99% of the fools on the hill. Everything that comes out of his mouth is authored by Julie the Intern, Oberlin class of 2019.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at May 03, 2021 07:47 AM (I58tH)

209 It seems like Naomi Wold is starting to get it, with regard to eh vaccine passport. She still has a way to go but she just might come around ts seeing what the left is. She has a lot to atone for as she helped bring this nightmare on.

Posted by: Ripley at May 03, 2021 07:47 AM (MxEKc)

210 The Mask Sheep all dutifully had their masks on in the outside line for ice cream yesterday. They masked up the kids to, we can't have future sheep independently thinking and disobeying the states fiats. Obedience is key.

By the way, masks are not even required under the Soviet Decrees here.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 03, 2021 07:48 AM (VpIIl)

211 Very good news: https://bit.ly/3edYcAY
Candidates Opposing Diversity Training Win Texas School District Election

Posted by: DinkumThinkum at May 03, 2021 07:48 AM (30XF4)

212 Would love to give the priest the benefit of the doubt. However, the backstory is that these grands are Catholic via their mother and we support them by going to mass with them once a month even as deep water Baptists. The SJW speeches on that Sunday are cringe inducing. Masks during sharing of the Host are to be expected.

Posted by: Only Context at May 03, 2021 07:49 AM (xEIoY)

213 I am like the drink 7 Up.

Never had it. Never will.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 03, 2021 07:41 AM (HqWIn)

If one has family overseas one contemplates getting the vax passport. Oh wait, there's always Face Time.
Problem solved.

Yeah, and I don't drink 7 UP either.


Posted by: Ziba at May 03, 2021 07:49 AM (S1hrL)

214 Very good news: https://bit.ly/3edYcAY
Candidates Opposing Diversity Training Win Texas School District Election
Posted by: DinkumThinkum at May 03, 2021 07:48 AM (30XF4)



There is so much bullshit in the first paragraph, it's embarrassing.....

As the U.S. continues to grapple with racism and fatal police shootings of Black people, opponents of anti-racism education have won big in Southlake, Texas, school board election. This comes as a setback amid calls for change in the country and a broader national reckoning over racism following the murder of George Floyd by a white police officer in Minneapolis.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 03, 2021 07:49 AM (Zz0t1)

215 The Mask Sheep all dutifully had their masks on in the outside line for
ice cream yesterday. They masked up the kids to, we can't have future
sheep independently thinking and disobeying the states fiats. Obedience
is key.
By the way, masks are not even required under the Soviet Decrees here.


At the gig Saturday night, I didn't see anyone wearing an ID10T mask. It was a good thing.


Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 03, 2021 07:50 AM (HaL55)

216 >>It seems like Naomi Wold is starting to get it, with regard to eh vaccine passport. She still has a way to go but she just might come around ts seeing what the left is. She has a lot to atone for as she helped bring this nightmare on.


Admitted socialist Russell Brand gets it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGgvgKE0n8o

Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2021 07:50 AM (bDqIh)

217 UT woman gives birth on a flight to Hawaii with help from a doctor and nurses aboard.

__

Hope the kid had a mask on.

Posted by: SMH at May 03, 2021 07:51 AM (Fdh9S)

218 "McCarthy is like 99% of the fools on the hill.
Everything that comes out of his mouth is authored by Julie the Intern,
Oberlin class of 2019.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at May 03, 2021 07:47 AM (I58tH)"
To be fair, it's not all of them. But it does seem to be a requirement to move into leadership positions (I'm looking at you Liz Cheney).
Republicans on The Hill voting for these clowns need to buck up and start voting for people who actially represent the voters. Not these soft white hands douchebags who are better at lobbying for their votes and mouthing platitudes than leading the way.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 03, 2021 07:51 AM (VpIIl)

219 It reminds me of that story out last week that Bonehead was planning on spending $80 billion to hire more IRS vampires to go after people that have outstanding back taxes. Spend $80 billion to get back $10 billion in back taxes?

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It's a deep state thing. You wouldn't understand.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 03, 2021 07:51 AM (VVEnO)

220
Yeah, and I don't drink 7 UP either.


Posted by: Ziba at May 03, 2021 07:49 AM (S1hrL)


I believe he's referring to the old ad campaign for 7 UP where it was "Crisp and clean with no caffeine. Never had it, never will."

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 03, 2021 07:51 AM (Zz0t1)

221 Sort of shocked Kirk got it, but he did. The so-called "social workers" would be political officers like the block captains in Cuba. One thing said against the narrative and the specially trained social workers show up and beat the shit out of you or murder you. Take note there is no movement to defund the KGB-like FBI. Imagine even more dangerous, vicious and retarded local equivalent.


Thanks for the links, JJ.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 03, 2021 07:51 AM (puu6v)

222 I would not put it past the Gestapo to do this but really. If how can they possibly know if I have been given a shot or not? I more than likely have antibodies already anyway.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 03, 2021 07:47 AM (s2VJv)
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They won't. It isn't about you. The Gestapo paying a visit to the doctor to "audit" his records will in all probability have nothing to do with you. Sure, maybe *you* get caught and crack under gentle questioning at the Lubyanka, but it isn't likely. They'll find out by some other means.

It's sort of like the war on drugs, and similar theories apply. They don't usually go after drug users unless it's to find the pusher and run it up the organization (drug charges on their own are pretty rare, and usually a "I'll take what I can get approach" on other crimes).

It's difficult to find every dissident man to man. It's much easier to find the people who enable dissidents and so find lots of individuals. Folks like the doctor are multi-dimensional enablers, and they're the ones who will get visits from the jackboots systematically and when they talk - and they will, for the chance to live another day - that you move up modestly in priority.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2021 07:51 AM (Jsjd7)

223 UT woman gives birth on a flight to Hawaii with help from a doctor and nurses aboard.

__

Hope the kid had a mask on.
Posted by: SMH at May 03, 2021 07:51 AM (Fdh9S)


I didn't think you were supposed to fly when you were that far along in the pregnancy.....

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 03, 2021 07:51 AM (Zz0t1)

224 One doesn't have to like Naomi Wolf to appreciate the facts about the dangers of becoming a Vax Passport Nation.

Posted by: Ziba at May 03, 2021 07:53 AM (S1hrL)

225 "At the gig Saturday night, I didn't see anyone wearing an ID10T mask. It was a good thing.




Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 03, 2021 07:50 AM (HaL55)"
I kept hearing how free Florida was. A family member visited and said all the big corporate hotels and chains like CVS all required a mask in the store. Nowhere else. Just in the Corporate Stasi Places.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 03, 2021 07:53 AM (VpIIl)

226 It reminds me of that story out last week that Bonehead was planning on spending $80 billion to hire more IRS vampires to go after people that have outstanding back taxes. Spend $80 billion to get back $10 billion in back taxes? I have no idea what the actual figure is, but I'd have trouble believing there's actually $80 billion in outstanding taxes to collect that would offset the $80 billion this idiot "president" wants to spend to go get it.
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 03, 2021 07:31 AM (O+I8R)

Also spending $80 B on AMTRAK. Thats is the grand total of what we have given them since 1970 or so.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 03, 2021 07:53 AM (yrol0)

227 I don't know if it's because I walked in right behind an angry black woman without a mask, but when I walked into McDonald's yesterday to pick Dolley up some quick food, no one said a thing about me being maskless.

It has proven to me that people aren't going to bug me, especially right before I was in the Wal-Mart buying mulch, and the manager of the auto section rang me up without saying a thing. I guess too many people are going maskless around here to bother anymore.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 03, 2021 07:53 AM (LvTSG)

228 212 Would love to give the priest the benefit of the doubt. However, the backstory is that these grands are Catholic via their mother and we support them by going to mass with them once a month even as deep water Baptists. The SJW speeches on that Sunday are cringe inducing. Masks during sharing of the Host are to be expected.
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Took my MIL to a Catholic Church while she was visiting. They had a Priest and Nun from DC do the Mass. The Priest truly believed that there were no Catholics south of the Potomac and made it very clear that he beieved deeply in the Church of Big Gay Al. The nun was clearly a bull dyke. It seems DC is a holding pen for priests and nuns that are unacceptable anywhere else in the country. Man, was that one angry gay Priest. My MIL kept looking at me throughout the sermon. It was a fun experience in a weird sort of way.

Posted by: Buddha Steppenwolf at May 03, 2021 07:54 AM (/MaDp)

229 The parents of Southlake were protecting their property values which are among the highest in Texas. Whatever works is my theory.

Posted by: Only Context at May 03, 2021 07:54 AM (xEIoY)

230 225 I kept hearing how free Florida was. A family member visited and said all the big corporate hotels and chains like CVS all required a mask in the store. Nowhere else. Just in the Corporate Stasi Places.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 03, 2021 07:53 AM (VpIIl)

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I was at Universal a couple of weeks ago, and they still have the wandering Karens in both parks and CityWalk yelling at people to cover both their nose and mouth.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 03, 2021 07:54 AM (LvTSG)

231
Also spending $80 B on AMTRAK. Thats is the grand total of what we have given them since 1970 or so.
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 03, 2021 07:53 AM (yrol0)


Because Biden is soooooo common folk, he rode a train to work EVERY DAY.....

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 03, 2021 07:54 AM (Zz0t1)

232 It seems like Naomi Wold is starting to get it, with regard to eh vaccine passport. She still has a way to go but she just might come around ts seeing what the left is. She has a lot to atone for as she helped bring this nightmare on.
Posted by: Ripley at May 03, 2021 07:47 AM (MxEKc)
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She doesn't get it and she never will. She's a communist agitator and always has been. She's just a genteel, western academic communist who thought (as they all think) that *her* brand of communism was going to be gentle. That they would sell it, not impose it. That people would generally follow and comply. That it would be a form of collective governance by all for all with none of tyranny, oppression, mass graves and piles of human corpses this time.

She's a fool at best. That she is now terrified is good - she may survive as a result, and some of her brain-dead fellow travelers might start to question things - but her terror was entirely foreseeable and inevitable, if not for her own sinister yet starry-eyed foolishness.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2021 07:55 AM (Jsjd7)

233 223 UT woman gives birth on a flight to Hawaii with help from a doctor and nurses aboard.

__

Hope the kid had a mask on.
Posted by: SMH at May 03, 2021 07:51 AM (Fdh9S)

I didn't think you were supposed to fly when you were that far along in the pregnancy.....
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Its hard to do but you just need a longer runway to gain sufficient lift.

Posted by: Buddha Steppenwolf at May 03, 2021 07:55 AM (/MaDp)

234 228 Took my MIL to a Catholic Church while she was visiting. They had a Priest and Nun from DC do the Mass. The Priest truly believed that there were no Catholics south of the Potomac and made it very clear that he beieved deeply in the Church of Big Gay Al. The nun was clearly a bull dyke. It seems DC is a holding pen for priests and nuns that are unacceptable anywhere else in the country. Man, was that one angry gay Priest. My MIL kept looking at me throughout the sermon. It was a fun experience in a weird sort of way.
Posted by: Buddha Steppenwolf at May 03, 2021 07:54 AM (/MaDp)

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The last guest priest at the cathedral I remember spent a 30 minute homily pretty much screaming about how evil abortion is.

I mean, I appreciated the message, but it wasn't like he was fighting the good fight in Boston, or something. This is South Carolina.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 03, 2021 07:56 AM (LvTSG)

235 I didn't think you were supposed to fly when you were that far along in the pregnancy.....

She didn't know she was pregnant. Which boggles the mind.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 03, 2021 07:56 AM (nxdel)

236 Can we get more candidates like Boebert (not gonna lie she is my flava) and Marjorie Taylor-Greene?

These women have more balls than the rest of the GOP caucus put together.

Posted by: blaster at May 03, 2021 07:57 AM (ZfRYq)

237 the arms of the GOP which couldn't attract flies if it were drowning in an ocean of Maxine Waters' ass-crack sweat

The horror ... the horror

Posted by: Colonel Kurz at May 03, 2021 07:57 AM (DMUuz)

238 235 I didn't think you were supposed to fly when you were that far along in the pregnancy.....

She didn't know she was pregnant. Which boggles the mind.
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 03, 2021 07:56 AM (nxdel)

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUspLVStPbk

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 03, 2021 07:57 AM (LvTSG)

239
She didn't know she was pregnant. Which boggles the mind.
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 03, 2021 07:56 AM (nxdel)


Having experienced my wife's pregnancy, I fall to see how that's even possible.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 03, 2021 07:57 AM (Zz0t1)

240 I was at Universal a couple of weeks ago, and they still have the wandering Karens in both parks and CityWalk yelling at people to cover both their nose and mouth.
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I believe guaze masks are called for. It calms the Karens and allows you to breath fresh air sans hectoring.

Posted by: Buddha Steppenwolf at May 03, 2021 07:57 AM (/MaDp)

241 "I was at Universal a couple of weeks ago, and they
still have the wandering Karens in both parks and CityWalk yelling at
people to cover both their nose and mouth.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 03, 2021 07:54 AM (LvTSG)"
I was one of a very few people in line not wearing a mask. I got one or two looks which got a return "don't even bother me" look. People don't generally mess with me, I look like Quasimodo. So the hump on my back is a little intimidating.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 03, 2021 07:57 AM (VpIIl)

242 *fail

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 03, 2021 07:57 AM (Zz0t1)

243 She was only sort of pregnant.

Posted by: Only Context at May 03, 2021 07:58 AM (xEIoY)

244 I mean, I appreciated the message, but it wasn't like he was fighting the good fight in Boston, or something. This is South Carolina.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 03, 2021 07:56 AM (LvTSG)


True enough. But it maybe a bit of a signal that he felt like he had to give that message in SC.

Posted by: blaster at May 03, 2021 07:58 AM (ZfRYq)

245 239
She didn't know she was pregnant. Which boggles the mind.
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 03, 2021 07:56 AM (nxdel)

Having experienced my wife's pregnancy, I fall to see how that's even possible.
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Does your wife weigh 300lbs?

Posted by: Buddha Steppenwolf at May 03, 2021 07:58 AM (/MaDp)

246 So the hump on my back is a little intimidating

Marcus have you met LauraW?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 03, 2021 07:58 AM (j9HX3)

247 She didn't know she was pregnant. Which boggles the mind.
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 03, 2021 07:56 AM (nxdel)
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I'm not a dame, but I suspect this is impossible. You'd know. Maybe not right away, but you'd at least notice that your "time of the month" didn't come for like 6-9 straight months even if you *didn't* notice all the other bodily and hormonal changes.

I think it's like all of those suicides that are explained as "he accidentally died when cleaning his gun." No, he didn't. It's virtually impossible to do so. He killed himself.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2021 07:58 AM (Jsjd7)

248 I would not put it past the Gestapo to do this but really. If how can they possibly know if I have been given a shot or not? I more than likely have antibodies already anyway.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 03, 2021 07:47 AM (s2VJv)


That wouldn't be my worry if I were your doc.

Every vac he fakes, is one that can come back to bite his ass, when people starting bragging how they beat the system, and you know they will.

It's human nature. Look at all the morons on this here blog bragging about how they get around mask restrictions, etc.

No good deed goes unpunished isn't a bad rule to follow in these instances.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 03, 2021 07:59 AM (dWwl8)

249 "CDC finally admitted the truth that you can't CCP Flu from surfaces. Plus, we are about to start dropping masks."


Skeptical Me thinks maybe they want it to spread, so lie and say "don't bother washing your hands". Maybe it doesn't last long on surfaces, idk, but if an infected just coughed into his hand, then uses the same door handle I touch a minute later (and I then rub my eye) ...


Early on they said prolonged contact was the most common way of spread, some have said "fecal/oral" (as happens in nursing homes, or with family) ... too bad real scientists are censored and only fake CDC Narrative is allowed. ... there should be adequate herd immunity by now, so maybe Fauci/Gates have come up with a new Emergency Strain, everyone back on your heads, with masks on.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 03, 2021 07:59 AM (Cus5s)

250 "These women have more balls than the rest of the GOP caucus put together.

Posted by: blaster at May 03, 2021 07:57 AM (ZfRYq)"
Your lips to God's ears. I was generally very impressed with almost all of the women the GOP elected. They are far better and more passionate then almost all of the males who seem like a bunch of little boys being led around by mommy's (Kevin McCarthy's) hand.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 03, 2021 08:00 AM (VpIIl)

251 I kept hearing how free Florida was. A family member visited and said
all the big corporate hotels and chains like CVS all required a mask in
the store. Nowhere else. Just in the Corporate Stasi Places.


I've been in the local CVS near stately Casa Backwardio several times without a mask. Not one word was said to me.

Cancelled actress Gina Carano twatted something last week to the effect of "We the people will have to free ourselves from this imbecility by refusing to wear a mask because the people who're pushing this shit won't give up their power willingly. When enough of us refuse to comply, then they'll act like they were going to free us all along."
I grok that. Hugely.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 03, 2021 08:00 AM (HaL55)

252 How can you not know that you're pregnant?? I've heard stories like this before. Either you are so woefully ignorant about your own body or you're lying to make headlines.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 03, 2021 08:01 AM (nxdel)

253 Posted by: illiniwek at May 03, 2021 07:43 AM (Cus5s)

They simply do not believe in "intellectual property" and do believe in getting it by hook or by crook. Going back to ETS, the people who bring you the SAT, the GRE and the TOEFL as well as many "major field tests", there have been many "massive" breaches of security. ETS used to "guarantee" security and fairness, now they only "strive" for it. And we want to base admissions on these scores and pretend we have a "meritocracy". Stupid, stupid, stupid.

Posted by: CN at May 03, 2021 08:01 AM (ONvIw)

254 It will take only one infiltrator to ask the doctor to fake a jab.

Posted by: Jabstapo at May 03, 2021 08:01 AM (pnSY9)

255 Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE MITT ROMNEY at May 03, 2021 08:01 AM (Pzzpr)

You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at May 03, 2021 08:01 AM (Zz0t1)

256 Good to see Michael Stipe taking the penis out of his mouth to badmouth America.

When it comes to people compaining about 'showing our asses to the world', I usually go with the novices rather than the professionals.

Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2021 08:02 AM (g0Vv7)

257 It seems that McConnell has given MUMR anal warts, and ace is highly combustable.

Posted by: SMH at May 03, 2021 08:02 AM (Fdh9S)

258 It blows my mind that China keeps sending up huge rockets that it knows will re-enter uncontrollably, not fully burn as they do re-enter, and will inevitably hit somewhere on earth. Oceans probably, since water covers so much of the planet. Or Manhattan. Or a farmhouse in Oklahoma, or Chile, or New Zealand. They literally have no idea where these 22 tons of metal will land.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 03, 2021 08:03 AM (Zny85)

259 "Skeptical Me thinks maybe they want it to spread, so lie and say "don't
bother washing your hands". Maybe it doesn't last long on surfaces,
idk, but if an infected just coughed into his hand, then uses the same
door handle I touch a minute later (and I then rub my eye) ..."
We had this conversation yesterday. It's as if most people in America never had good personal hygiene- and I think there is an argument for that. Washing your hands, and yes, targeted use of hand sanitizers will prevent the spread of germs. By the way, so will some basic cleaning and general hygienic practices. You don't need the state to mandate that, nor do you need a study. It's demonstrably true those things, refined and practiced over the ages, prevent the spread of germs.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 03, 2021 08:03 AM (VpIIl)

260 "I have a four-year-old daughter and a one-year-old daughter, and they're very athletic.

OK, I really like Heavy D but what in the holy hell is he babbling about there? He has a "very athletic" one-year old? Does she do gymnastics in her crib?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 03, 2021 08:03 AM (Bmy3R)

261 My bad, ace can only be killed by fire.

Posted by: SMH at May 03, 2021 08:03 AM (Fdh9S)

262 Good to see Michael Stipe taking the penis out of his mouth to badmouth America.

When it comes to people compaining about 'showing our asses to the world', I usually go with the novices rather than the professionals.
Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2021 08:02 AM (g0Vv7)



I honestly thought he was dead.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 03, 2021 08:04 AM (Zz0t1)

263 In other news, Berkshire Hathaway, yes those guys, are planning to build 10 new natural gas electricity plants in Texas to ensure we don't have blackouts in future. In other words building required redundancy to our stupid wind projects. They plan on investing $8 billion in the project and are only asking a 9% plus rate of return guarantee. Buffett is all heart people.

Posted by: Only Context at May 03, 2021 08:05 AM (xEIoY)

264 265 Sponge,

He became the virus...

Posted by: sven at May 03, 2021 08:05 AM (fGG04)

265 Here is a lovely link about how some of the
prep booklets in Asia (and easily transmitted to the US) are actually the answer key.

https://tinyurl.com/yyya5yp4

So if anyone wants to pretend that college admissions are not a "team sport", go ahead and live in the past.

Posted by: CN at May 03, 2021 08:05 AM (ONvIw)

266 " So the hump on my back is a little intimidating



Marcus have you met LauraW?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 03, 2021 07:58 AM (j9HX3)"
We are Humpback Buddies. But she decorates hers better.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 03, 2021 08:05 AM (VpIIl)

267 It blows my mind that China keeps sending up huge rockets that it knows will re-enter uncontrollably, not fully burn as they do re-enter, and will inevitably hit somewhere on earth. Oceans probably, since water covers so much of the planet. Or Manhattan. Or a farmhouse in Oklahoma, or Chile, or New Zealand. They literally have no idea where these 22 tons of metal will land.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 03, 2021 08:03 AM (Zny85)


The Chinese government has no regard for human welfare whatsoever.

Why would this type of action from them surprise you?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 03, 2021 08:05 AM (Zz0t1)

268 And the one-year-old is gonna go for a 180 degree rollover! She's going for it...almost there...almost there...YES! The very athletic one-year-old has...oh there's a flag on the play. They're gonna call her for unsportsmanlike drooling.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 03, 2021 08:06 AM (Bmy3R)

269 >>She didn't know she was pregnant. Which boggles the mind.


I thought this happened to me once.

Turns out I just had to take a really uncomfortable shit.

Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2021 08:06 AM (g0Vv7)

270 Footloose!

Bruce Leshan
@BruceLeshan
DC bans dancing at indoor and outdoor wedding receptions starting May 1

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No twisting! No sgouting! No booty shaking! No dancing in the street!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 03, 2021 08:06 AM (VVEnO)

271 It blows my mind that China keeps sending up huge rockets that it knows will re-enter uncontrollably, not fully burn as they do re-enter, and will inevitably hit somewhere on earth. Oceans probably, since water covers so much of the planet. Or Manhattan. Or a farmhouse in Oklahoma, or Chile, or New Zealand. They literally have no idea where these 22 tons of metal will land.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 03, 2021 08:03 AM (Zny85)


So-o-o, you saying we can bet on it!

I'll take Manhattan for first pick in my bracket.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 03, 2021 08:06 AM (dWwl8)

272 $80 B

Market Caps:
Southwest 37
Delta 30
United 17

So for $80 B you could build the 3 largest airlines in the US.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 03, 2021 08:06 AM (yrol0)

273 "The Mask Sheep all dutifully had their masks on in
the outside line for ice cream yesterday. They masked up the kids to, we
can't have future sheep independently thinking and disobeying the
states fiats. Obedience is key."

Sound like weekend soccer games. Overwhelming mask compliance, often two, even on many of the kids who are not required to wear them Lots of discussion about did you get the vaccine, which one, how was it etc... Not a shred of doubt or dissent to be heard. Obedient, compliant sheep lining up to be shorn Expressing my views would probably get me clobbered with a lawn chair.


Posted by: Ripley at May 03, 2021 08:06 AM (MxEKc)

274 Florida is free by county. The counties with bigger cities are more restricted. But, yes, corporate is still masked up. Walmart is a rural town still requires masks to enter. Go to the family restaurant for dinner and even the staff don't have to mask up.

Posted by: blaster at May 03, 2021 08:06 AM (ZfRYq)

275 ... Washing your hands, and yes, targeted use of hand sanitizers will prevent the spread of germs. By the way, so will some basic cleaning and general hygienic practices. You don't need the state to mandate that, nor do you need a study. It's demonstrably true those things, refined and practiced over the ages, prevent the spread of germs.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 03, 2021 08:03 AM (VpIIl)
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I'm not badmouthing modern medicine in any way here, but I strongly suspect that most - perhaps virtually all - of the increased longevity in the West comes down to three things: sanitation, nutrition and trauma care. Only one of those things is medical. Sanitation is the big one. Clean water and centralizing refuse and cordoning it off from most people (landfills and dumps) is a huge deal for human health.

Places with good sanitation and personal hygiene don't get plagues. Places with poor sanitation - like India, for example, in the news recently - do.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2021 08:07 AM (Jsjd7)

276 CO's sodomite governor extends mask mandate again

thru May

Posted by: DB- just DB at May 03, 2021 08:07 AM (iTXRQ)

277 DC bans dancing at indoor and outdoor wedding receptions starting May 1



It's about damned time they banished dancing!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 03, 2021 08:07 AM (HaL55)

278 So for $80 B you could build the 3 largest airlines in the US.
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 03, 2021 08:06 AM (yrol0)
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Nonononono. Not at all.

Airlines get bailouts equal to 30%-70% of their pre-crisis market capitalization.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2021 08:08 AM (Jsjd7)

279 >> DC bans dancing at indoor and outdoor wedding receptions starting May 1


But...

What of Twerkin' Nursin'!?

Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2021 08:08 AM (g0Vv7)

280 So for $80 B you could build the 3 largest airlines in the US.
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 03, 2021 08:06 AM (yrol0)


Well, kinda. Their market caps are what they are because of the debt built in. I remember post 9/11 when we did the airline bailout to the tune of 15 or 20 B (what's a few billion between friends) and at the time it was higher than the market cap of the five largest airlines.

Then someone pointed out to me that well there is about $100B in debt there, too.

Oh.

Posted by: blaster at May 03, 2021 08:08 AM (ZfRYq)

281 Question: how are blacks who cant even get a license or ID for voting going to get a vaccine passport which will be required to do everything? Sounds racisty to me.

Posted by: Ripley at May 03, 2021 08:09 AM (MxEKc)

282 I've had a self imposed ban on dancing like my whole life

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 03, 2021 08:09 AM (1EzGC)

283 Your honor it's a damn lie we were dancing at our wedding, we're Baptists. That was a stand up orgy!

Posted by: Only Context at May 03, 2021 08:09 AM (xEIoY)

284 Tik Tok Nurses are permitted to dance.
Wedding-goers are not permitted to dance.

It's SCIENCE!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 03, 2021 08:09 AM (Bmy3R)

285 273 Footloose!

Bruce Leshan
@BruceLeshan
DC bans dancing at indoor and outdoor wedding receptions starting May 1

-
No twisting! No sgouting! No booty shaking! No dancing in the street!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 03, 2021 08:06 AM (VVEnO)

Hey I know of this old barn just outside of the city limits.

Posted by: Macon Bacon at May 03, 2021 08:09 AM (yrol0)

286 >>Places with good sanitation and personal hygiene don't get plagues. Places with poor sanitation - like India, for example, in the news recently - do.


This is a Terrible Thing to Say!

Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2021 08:09 AM (g0Vv7)

287 SC is free by locality. West Columbia is mandatory mask city.

Lexington, the next town over, is mask free.

But again, corporate wants you to wear a mask.

Posted by: blaster at May 03, 2021 08:10 AM (ZfRYq)

288 The Chinese government has no regard for human welfare whatsoever.

Why would this type of action from them surprise you?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 03, 2021 08:05 AM (Zz0t1)

The Chinese and also the Indians, to some extent, have different views on the value of an individual human life.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 03, 2021 08:10 AM (1ISKN)

289 Ban Menthols and Dancing?


What's next? Basketball?

Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2021 08:10 AM (g0Vv7)

290 Then someone pointed out to me that well there is about $100B in debt there, too.

Oh.
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Some people are too big to fail. As Trump said, when you owe the bank $100M the bank owns you. When you owe the bank $100B, you own the bank.

Posted by: Buddha Steppenwolf at May 03, 2021 08:10 AM (/MaDp)

291 284 Question: how are blacks who cant even get a license or ID for voting going to get a vaccine passport which will be required to do everything? Sounds racisty to me.
Posted by: Ripley at May 03, 2021 08:09 AM (MxEKc)

Around here they demand ID for a vax, but say you won't ne turned away. Acc to my husband, they turn people away, calling it a reschedule. And you are entered into a CDC site

Posted by: CN at May 03, 2021 08:10 AM (ONvIw)

292 290 SC is free by locality. West Columbia is mandatory mask city.

Lexington, the next town over, is mask free.

But again, corporate wants you to wear a mask.
Posted by: blaster at May 03, 2021 08:10 AM (ZfRYq)

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Corporate lackeys don't seem to care that much anymore.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 03, 2021 08:10 AM (LvTSG)

293 284 Question: how are blacks who cant even get a license or ID for voting going to get a vaccine passport which will be required to do everything? Sounds racisty to me.
Posted by: Ripley at May 03, 2021 08:09 AM (MxEKc)


Wait - wait - I have an idea. Photo-Vaccine-Passport required to vote. It's science!

That will strangle the passport right in the crib.

Posted by: blaster at May 03, 2021 08:11 AM (ZfRYq)

294 I believe he's referring to the old ad campaign for 7 UP where it was "Crisp and clean with no caffeine. Never had it, never will."
Posted by: Sponge


'Zactly.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 03, 2021 08:12 AM (HqWIn)

295 17 years just flies by -- cicadas (trillions??) expected to emerge this spring.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 03, 2021 08:12 AM (UHVv4)

296 284 Question: how are blacks who cant even get a license or ID for voting going to get a vaccine passport which will be required to do everything? Sounds racisty to me.
Posted by: Ripley at May 03, 2021 08:09 AM (MxEKc)

Vaccine passports to vote is racist!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 03, 2021 08:12 AM (1ISKN)

297 A woman who knows how to dance on your left thigh is a blessing.

Posted by: Buddha Steppenwolf at May 03, 2021 08:12 AM (/MaDp)

298 How can you not know that you're pregnant?? I've heard stories like this before. Either you are so woefully ignorant about your own body or you're lying to make headlines.
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 03, 2021 08:01 AM (nxdel)

My wife was on medication that made her gain weight. They upped the dosage around the time she got pregnant. The meds also messed with her periods. We figured it out 6 1/2 months in. The ultrasound was a shock. This by the way after the gynecologist said she was around six weeks along.

Posted by: WiNO at May 03, 2021 08:12 AM (EpDzw)

299 Other Future Bans Include but are Not Exclusive to:

Grape Soda / Drank

Fried Chicken

Fubu Fashions

Oversized Down Coats

Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2021 08:12 AM (g0Vv7)

300 "Places with good sanitation and personal hygiene
don't get plagues. Places with poor sanitation - like India, for
example, in the news recently - do.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2021 08:07 AM (Jsjd7)"
Demonstrably 100% true. Look at history and sanitary practices. Look at people like the Roman Legions as they moved across Europe and how sanitary practices contributed to their success and health. Heck, look at how armies were organized and moved as late as our Revolution. Poor sanitation=Poor health every time.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 03, 2021 08:13 AM (VpIIl)

301 Corporate lackeys don't seem to care that much anymore.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 03, 2021 08:10 AM (LvTSG)


All risk and return for them. The number of people who aren't going to go into Autozone for a new battery because of the mask sign is probably pretty small. The risk of lawsuit or government action on them is pretty big.

I am not justifying it, but the corporation is making the right decision.

Posted by: blaster at May 03, 2021 08:13 AM (ZfRYq)

302 There was a playscape area for little kids in the mall that was frequented primarily by Indian families. Whenever I let my son play there, he would be sick the following day with some GI bug. Figured that out pretty quick.

Posted by: Ziba at May 03, 2021 08:13 AM (S1hrL)

303 298 17 years just flies by -- cicadas (trillions??) expected to emerge this spring.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 03, 2021 08:12 AM (UHVv4)

Fun fact: Cicada internals are all prime numbers. Dang bugs are doing maths.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 03, 2021 08:13 AM (1ISKN)

304 Having experienced my wife's pregnancy, I fall to see how that's even possible.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 03, 2021 07:57 AM (Zz0t1)

You usually have to be ignorant and have stacy abrams like proportions

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 03, 2021 08:14 AM (GPwVZ)

305 >> The meds also messed with her periods. We figured it out 6 1/2 months in. The ultrasound was a shock. This by the way after the gynecologist said she was around six weeks along.


Maybe she is just a really fast gestater?

Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2021 08:14 AM (g0Vv7)

306 the lady who didn't know she was PG was likely obese

obesity causes lots of problems with hormones and menstrual cycles, and often PCOS - so she would have very irregular periods and lots of pain NORMALLY due to her weight

that's assuming she was really fat, which I am assuming

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 03, 2021 08:14 AM (j9HX3)

307 Front of t-shirt: Make 7

Back of t-shirt: Up yours.

Such enlightened marketing...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 03, 2021 08:14 AM (HaL55)

308 Um, that should have been cicada intervals. Stoopid spellcheck.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 03, 2021 08:14 AM (1ISKN)

309 "Florida is free by county. The counties with bigger
cities are more restricted. But, yes, corporate is still masked up.
Walmart is a rural town still requires masks to enter. Go to the family
restaurant for dinner and even the staff don't have to mask up.





Posted by: blaster at May 03, 2021 08:06 AM (ZfRYq)"
I love Florida, but I also love my utilities. I am just having a hard time finding a place with natural gas and sewers.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 03, 2021 08:15 AM (VpIIl)

310 Demonstrably 100% true. Look at history and sanitary practices. Look at people like the Roman Legions as they moved across Europe and how sanitary practices contributed to their success and health. Heck, look at how armies were organized and moved as late as our Revolution. Poor sanitation=Poor health every time.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 03, 2021 08:13 AM (VpIIl)
++++
There's a reason we - primarily the English-speaking peoples, but also the richer countries in Western Europe like France - plowed the dividends of industrial development into sanitation. We *invented* public sanitation - sewers, pumps, water treatment, garbage collection, animal segregation, etc. - the moment we became rich enough to conceive of it. It turned out to be a major economic force multiplier (healthy people are working people), but that wasn't its goal.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2021 08:17 AM (Jsjd7)

311 0 A woman who knows how to dance on your left thigh is a blessing.
Posted by: Buddha Steppenwolf at May 03, 2021 08:12 AM


Is that in preparation for the magic carpet ride?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 03, 2021 08:17 AM (DMUuz)

312 Damn bears never follow the rules! Skiers, on the other hand . . .

https://youtu.be/D-s9ybWdVH0

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 03, 2021 08:17 AM (VVEnO)

313 Ban Menthols and Dancing?


What's next? Basketball?
Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2021 08:10 AM (g0Vv7)

Grape Drank

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at May 03, 2021 08:17 AM (flINI)

314 I cut the cord and no longer watch Fox, but the American Thinker is right. Grotesque grifters like Lintz aren't (weren't, to be precise, since thereno longeris a political solution) the problem. These are mercenaries, whores. The problem was "our leaders" are grifters and whores.

Whether it makes a difference, if Tucker and Company cannot name the real problems, which are corrupt trash li k e McConnell and McCarthy, why bother? This is how we got here

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 03, 2021 08:18 AM (puu6v)

315 So for $80 B you could build the 3 largest airlines in the US. =======================
Don't forget their debt (from 10Q's), meaning you have to add in another 90 Billion to get enterprise values:
Southwest 2.3UAL 32.8Delta 55.5

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 03, 2021 08:18 AM (Zny85)

316 Upthread. Blacks who don't have ID, etc.

That's all part of the Big Lie. Are we supposed to believe that blacks don't drive with drivers' licenses and never take an airplane or get a US passport for international travel? There are always blacks on line at the DMV and on airplanes and at polling places.

They do have ID; it's just a big lie for them being exempt from having to get a racist vax passport.

Posted by: Ziba at May 03, 2021 08:18 AM (S1hrL)

317 17 years just flies by -- cicadas (trillions??) expected to emerge this spring.

Coincidentally also coming this spring - Farmer Bill Gates' Nutritious Earth-Saving Burger Patties!

Posted by: spindrift at May 03, 2021 08:18 AM (h5TKJ)

318 314 0 A woman who knows how to dance on your left thigh is a blessing.
Posted by: Buddha Steppenwolf at May 03, 2021 08:12 AM

Is that in preparation for the magic carpet ride?
-----------------
Its always a good sign.

Posted by: Buddha Steppenwolf at May 03, 2021 08:19 AM (/MaDp)

319 Grape Drank

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at May 03, 2021 08:17 AM (flINI)

I'm a red drank man myself. Nothing refreshes like the juice of the redfruit. And also the solubility limit of sugar.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 03, 2021 08:19 AM (1ISKN)

320 I love Florida, but I also love my utilities. I am just having a hard time finding a place with natural gas and sewers.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 03, 2021 08:15 AM (VpIIl)


Well there is that. The high water table makes buried utilities difficult in a lot of places.

But I live in a DC suburb and I have a septic tank so it isn't all that primitive. And the South in general is not so hot on natural gas. My mother lives 3 miles from Columbia Metropolitan Airport (that's the capital city of SC) and natural gas is not available there.

So, yes, nice to have. But if you want to be independent of the grid, not having a grid is a good place to start!

Posted by: blaster at May 03, 2021 08:19 AM (ZfRYq)

321 Posted by: blaster at May 03, 2021 08:06 AM (ZfRYq)"
I love Florida, but I also love my utilities. I am just having a hard time finding a place with natural gas and sewers.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 03, 2021 08:15 AM (VpIIl)

And the tap water looks like coffee

Posted by: Hullbreach in the Funboat at May 03, 2021 08:19 AM (AlYYP)

322 319 They do have ID; it's just a big lie for them being exempt from having to get a racist vax passport.
Posted by: Ziba at May 03, 2021 08:18 AM (S1hrL)

==========

"We cannot have voter ID because of pocket cases."

"Everyone must mask up because of pocket cases."

Meh. It's all just power.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 03, 2021 08:19 AM (LvTSG)

323
Whether it makes a difference, if Tucker and Company cannot name the real problems, which are corrupt trash li k e McConnell and McCarthy, why bother? This is how we got here
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 03, 2021 08:18 AM (puu6v)

Don't forget Paul Ryan and Mitt. But honestly both parties are happily accepting graft. ACB's 2M book deal tells us that SCOTUS now works for as much money as it can get.

Posted by: CN at May 03, 2021 08:20 AM (ONvIw)

324 Florida is free by county. The counties with bigger
cities are more restricted. But, yes, corporate is still masked up.
Walmart is a rural town still requires masks to enter. Go to the family
restaurant for dinner and even the staff don't have to mask up.
Posted by: blaster at May 03, 2021 08:06 AM (ZfRYq)
++++
Same here where I am (TN). The city next door has a mask mandate. My county doesn't. The other county my town occupies (it's split) has some weird mandates left, but they're unenforced. They're also unenforced in the city down the way.

All of the corporate stores and a lot of the smaller shops have signs on the door about masks, but I have only once been compelled by the shop owner to don one (outside of Costco, who are tyrants about it). No one seems to care here. When I go into a store, the proportion of antisocial unmasked varies. In hardware stores, I'm in the majority. In places like supermarkets and restaurants, I'm in a significant minority. In places like home goods stores (Karen's Domain), I am in a tiny minority.

And that's fine overall. If you want to mask up, mask up.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2021 08:20 AM (Jsjd7)

325 64 Hey Washington Republicans: Condemn political spying by the FBI/DOJ/CIA. Condemn the imprisonment off January 6 citizens by the Feds. Demand Ashli Babbitt's killer be named and his actions explained publicly.
____________

I watched a video clip of the shooting for the first time last week. I had not realized until then that the shooter was black. I doubt we'll be hearing his name, or any justification for what he did, anytime soon. For all the obvious reasons. It's different when black cops use excessive force on white people, because . . . shut up.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 03, 2021 08:20 AM (k4dH2)

326 Good morning, Horde! Getting ready to play tennis and get the court wiped with my ass.

Posted by: Ladyl at May 03, 2021 08:21 AM (hfvFU)

327 Good morning, Horde! Getting ready to play tennis and get the court wiped with my ass.
Posted by: Ladyl at May 03, 2021 08:21 AM (hfvFU)
++++
Have fun, but be sure to clean up before and after. Remember, the fecal-oral COVID transmission route is probably a significant vector...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2021 08:22 AM (Jsjd7)

328 I watched a video clip of the shooting for the first time last week. I had not realized until then that the shooter was black. I doubt we'll be hearing his name, or any justification for what he did, anytime soon. For all the obvious reasons. It's different when black cops use excessive force on white people, because . . . shut up.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 03, 2021 08:20 AM (k4dH2

If his name was Tim Scott, and the victim was antifa, we'd know. This is a donk thing, not a race thing.

Posted by: CN at May 03, 2021 08:22 AM (ONvIw)

329 For all the obvious reasons. It's different when black cops use excessive force on white people, because . . . shut up.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 03, 2021 08:20 AM (k4dH2)

The Capitol Police are not cops. They are patronage jobs handed out to connected people with fat benefits and pay.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 03, 2021 08:22 AM (1ISKN)

330 The man is a Platitude Cyborg.

--

LOL, I'm gonna have to remember that moniker.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 03, 2021 08:22 AM (O+I8R)

331 Good morning, Horde! Getting ready to play tennis and get the court wiped with my ass.
Posted by: Ladyl at May 03, 2021 08:21 AM (hfvFU)

***

Go on...

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at May 03, 2021 08:23 AM (flINI)

332 Front of t-shirt: Make 7

Back of t-shirt: Up yours.

Such enlightened marketing...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 03, 2021 08:14 AM (HaL55)


https://youtu.be/QIICQemjmNc?t=3

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 03, 2021 08:23 AM (Zz0t1)

333 Or maybe it's just grafty uniparty. I don't hear anyone on the right calling for justice for unarmed Ashli. As Brian Cates says, she was "sporting" a backpack, so OMG kill her.

Posted by: CN at May 03, 2021 08:23 AM (ONvIw)

334 And that's fine overall. If you want to mask up, mask up.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2021 08:20 AM (Jsjd7)


This is where I think we should be. No one should be castigated for masking, nor for not masking. We all have our personal risk tolerances. I know people who literally haven't been to a sitdown restaurant in over a year, I feel sorry for them being that scared, but I am not going to try to talk them into going to Applebees.

Posted by: blaster at May 03, 2021 08:23 AM (ZfRYq)

335 Grape Drank
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at May 03, 2021 08:17 AM (flINI)

It ain't be "grape" drank fool......it's purple drank.

What flavor baby? Purple!

Posted by: Tank Abrams, Fat democrat at May 03, 2021 08:24 AM (DDw5Y)

336 Good morning, Horde! Getting ready to play tennis and get the court wiped with my ass.
Posted by: Ladyl at May 03, 2021 08:21 AM (hfvFU)



That's hot.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 03, 2021 08:24 AM (Zz0t1)

337 What does ACB have to say that is worth a $2M book deal? You'd have to pay me that much to read it.

She's a fraud like the rest of them, including Oprah.

Posted by: Ziba at May 03, 2021 08:24 AM (S1hrL)

338 332 For all the obvious reasons. It's different when black cops use excessive force on white people, because . . . shut up.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 03, 2021 08:20 AM (k4dH2)

The Capitol Police are not cops. They are patronage jobs handed out to connected people with fat benefits and pay.
-------------------
Remember, the DC Circuit is owned by Democrats. See Judge Sullivan on how it works.

Posted by: Buddha Steppenwolf at May 03, 2021 08:24 AM (/MaDp)

339 This is where I think we should be. No one should be castigated for masking, nor for not masking. We all have our personal risk tolerances. I know people who literally haven't been to a sitdown restaurant in over a year, I feel sorry for them being that scared, but I am not going to try to talk them into going to Applebees.
Posted by: blaster at May 03, 2021 08:23 AM (ZfRYq)
++++
Yup. The masked throngs are annoying because masks are demonstrably pointless, but if the mask is their religious talisman to ward off evil spirits, it doesn't need to make sense. If they want to wear it, fine. I don't want to. As long as compulsion doesn't enter into the equation, I don't care.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2021 08:25 AM (Jsjd7)

340 I watched a video clip of the shooting for the first time last week. I had not realized until then that the shooter was black. I doubt we'll be hearing his name, or any justification for what he did, anytime soon. For all the obvious reasons. It's different when black cops use excessive force on white people, because . . . shut up.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 03, 2021 08:20 AM (k4dH2)

Do not DDG David Baily!

Posted by: Macon Bacon at May 03, 2021 08:25 AM (yrol0)

341 340 What does ACB have to say that is worth a $2M book deal? You'd have to pay me that much to read it.

She's a fraud like the rest of them, including Oprah.
Posted by: Ziba at May 03, 2021 08:24 AM (S1hrL)


She let PDJT swing in the wind. Thus, she is rewarded.

I remember when 30 pieces of silver was enough.

Posted by: blaster at May 03, 2021 08:25 AM (ZfRYq)

342 "There's a reason we - primarily the English-speaking
peoples, but also the richer countries in Western Europe like France -
plowed the dividends of industrial development into sanitation. We
*invented* public sanitation - sewers, pumps, water treatment, garbage
collection, animal segregation, etc. - the moment we became rich enough
to conceive of it. It turned out to be a major economic force multiplier
(healthy people are working people), but that wasn't its goal.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2021 08:17 AM (Jsjd7)"
I completely agree. While not completely it's goal, that was its outcome. Look at European history. Civilization generally advanced in periods of good health and declined during its decline. Societies in good health were able to make big intellectual and industrial advances. To wit- it wasn't hard for most thinking people to determine the way in which we handled COVID would wreck us economically. That's a simple, logical, factual deduction grounded in history.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 03, 2021 08:25 AM (VpIIl)

343 339 Good morning, Horde! Getting ready to play tennis and get the court wiped with my ass.
Posted by: Ladyl at May 03, 2021 08:21 AM (hfvFU)


That's hot.
-------------------
This does sound hot and nasty. Film it and put on You Porn.

Posted by: Buddha Steppenwolf at May 03, 2021 08:25 AM (/MaDp)

344 298 17 years just flies by -- cicadas (trillions??) expected to emerge this spring.
___________

I remember walking home from school during a cicada year (in NoVa) as a kid, and the streets and yards were carpeted in the cicadas, and we'd crunch them as we walked. It was weird.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 03, 2021 08:26 AM (k4dH2)

345 off sox

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 03, 2021 08:26 AM (yrol0)

346 Early art nood.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 03, 2021 08:26 AM (LvTSG)

347 Cicadas are the harbingers of climate change.

Wait for it.

Posted by: Ziba at May 03, 2021 08:27 AM (S1hrL)

348 CBD up, with his version of a Nood.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 03, 2021 08:27 AM (Zny85)

349 Friend of mine broke his arm after having a Cicada knock him off his bike. He was taking his shirt/jersey off, riding without a grip and it flew right into his open mouth as he got it over his head.

One of the funniest things I have seen happen.

Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2021 08:29 AM (g0Vv7)

350 @326:

I was finished with the USSC when it extended the Civil Rights Act to the transgendered, and Gorsuch more or less this was never intended by Congrss but fuck you, I want it. ACB taking the $2M bribe was icing on the cake. A friend who lobbies federal agencies recently told me the trick was to make sure the bureaucrat o r politician doesn't get so much they don't need the next bribe Supreme Court justices apparently remain bribeable starting at $2M.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 03, 2021 08:30 AM (puu6v)

351 I just got my photo i.d. and my OHIP health card renewed on Friday for $35 Cdn (-20% = U.S. bucks) total. How much does a carton of Kools cost??

Posted by: andycanuck at May 03, 2021 08:31 AM (UHVv4)

352 333 Or maybe it's just grafty uniparty. I don't hear anyone on the right calling for justice for unarmed Ashli. As Brian Cates says, she was "sporting" a backpack, so OMG kill her.
___________

She probably had her lunch and a bottle of water in her backpack.

So yeah, she definitely deserved to be shot dead for that!

George Floyd didn't deserve to be restrained for passing counterfeit money and resisting arrest by pushing around multiple cops, but Babbitt deserved to be shot dead for trespassing in an open public building in the middle of the day while wearing a backpack.

Makes sense!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 03, 2021 08:32 AM (k4dH2)

353 "But I live in a DC suburb and I have a septic tank
so it isn't all that primitive. And the South in general is not so hot
on natural gas. My mother lives 3 miles from Columbia Metropolitan
Airport (that's the capital city of SC) and natural gas is not available
there.



So, yes, nice to have. But if you want to be independent of the grid, not having a grid is a good place to start!

Posted by: blaster at May 03, 2021 08:19 AM (ZfRYq)"
Yeah I am being picky. But I've lived with septic. Never again. Love me some natural gas, though. I hate cooking on electric and power my back up generator with natural gas.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 03, 2021 08:32 AM (VpIIl)

354 ... Supreme Court justices apparently remain bribeable starting at $2M.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 03, 2021 08:30 AM (puu6v)
++++
Which tells you how powerful they are. One thing that really astounded even a cynic like me was when it came out during the Trump administration just how cheaply so many people were bought. When I learned that - if I had the connections, of course - *I* could afford to buy some mid-level guys or the cheaper high-level guys, it was really astonishing.

But there are a lot of them. There aren't a lot of people on the SCOTUS bench. Supply and demand, I suppose.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2021 08:33 AM (Jsjd7)

355 @347:

So 2095. Cicadas impact blacks and browbs more and flush systemic racism to the surface. Whites have become even more oppressive over the last 17 years

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 03, 2021 08:34 AM (puu6v)

356 Makes sense!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 03, 2021 08:32 AM (k4dH2)

She had a sweatshirt

Posted by: CN at May 03, 2021 08:35 AM (ONvIw)

357 So 2095. Cicadas impact blacks and browbs more and flush systemic racism to the surface. Whites have become even more oppressive over the last 17 years
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 03, 2021 08:34 AM (puu6v)
++++
This might be true now. You'd have to study it. But demographically, white people tend to be richer and more suburban than black people. Richer and more suburban people tend to drive cars more than walk or ride bikes. If you're enclosed in a car, cicada impacts to your person will be minimized.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2021 08:36 AM (Jsjd7)

358
She let PDJT swing in the wind. Thus, she is rewarded.

I remember when 30 pieces of silver was enough.
Posted by: blaster at May 03, 2021 08:25 AM (ZfRYq)

Inflation. I wonder who fronted the money to the publisher?

Posted by: CN at May 03, 2021 08:36 AM (ONvIw)

359 Good morning, Horde! Getting ready to play tennis and get the court wiped with my ass.
Posted by: Ladyl at May 03, 2021 08:21 AM


Hopefully you're playing on a grass court.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 03, 2021 08:38 AM (DMUuz)

360 She had a sweatshirt
__________

That does not surprise me. White people who are not antifa or BLM loons don't carry molotov cocktails or cement "milkshakes" or other weapons in their backpacks. They carry books or lunch or sweaters.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 03, 2021 08:40 AM (k4dH2)

361 360. Well the GOP is going along along with all this, so we have no "side" in this fight.

Posted by: CN at May 03, 2021 08:41 AM (ONvIw)

362 @357:

Don't let facts mess up a good narrative!

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 03, 2021 08:42 AM (puu6v)

363 "it came out during the Trump administration just how cheaply so many people were bought"


some old study on doctors being limited on rewards for prescribing certain (expensive) drugs found that even something small like a free meal (which I guess was within the legal limit) still influenced the process.

It is like the moral compass goes haywire, and any bribe is like a big magnet next to the compass, all thought processes get bent toward the reward.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 03, 2021 08:42 AM (Cus5s)

364 Charlie Kirk stopped short of identifying the real goal of "defund the police."

It's not to establish a federal police force, although that's a stop along the way.

The real goal is to abolish federalism.

What good is a federal police force when local laws differ from jurisdiction to jurisdiction?

Posted by: p-squared at May 03, 2021 08:58 AM (0CzL1)

365 It is a subtle form of manipulation wherein you get the "audience" to
hear you say you want one sort of extreme thing; they, in turn, express
concern and objection, so you're able to then say, "I hear you. How
about if we do this instead?"

... after they rejected Bork, they nearly unanimously approved Scalia

Posted by: SMOD at May 03, 2021 08:59 AM (RHGPo)

366 I cannot understand why the folks who were upset at the so-called Muslim Travel Ban on grounds that it was allegedly racist are now ok with the Hindu Travel Ban.

Posted by: MarkW at May 03, 2021 09:02 AM (iDVR9)

367 366 Covid>terrorism

Posted by: CN at May 03, 2021 09:10 AM (ONvIw)

368 367 Posted by: CN at May 03, 2021 09:10 AM (ONvIw)

Sure comrade that is what Joey and friends are saying when they try to accuse the entire republican party of being domestic terrorists.

Posted by: sven at May 03, 2021 09:40 AM (Lzpvj)

369 Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2021 08:12 AM (g0Vv7)

Fubu has not been a thing in over 15 years

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 03, 2021 09:41 AM (LCMQx)

370 and I must not be smart enough to see how systemic cheating turns the SAT and ACT into "team sports" so we should ban them Asians from the ivies.

Tighten test security, randomize it, abolish it whatever.

The removal of racial preferences is a good, and the use of them to stop Asians today will have them used against whites by sunset.

Posted by: sven at May 03, 2021 09:44 AM (Lzpvj)

371 Asians overrunning the ivies is the tip of the iceberg.
They get jobs in major corporations/institutions, steal intellectual property or spy on behalf of the CP. Then they sue the United States when they get caught.

That's why.

Posted by: Ziba at May 03, 2021 09:53 AM (S1hrL)

372 All polls indicate that most Americans are optimistic about the future

Posted by: Proud Moderate at May 03, 2021 09:54 AM (3gU2s)

373 372 Posted by: Proud Moderate at May 03, 2021 09:54 AM (3gU2s)

sure champ that is why DC is a prison camp.

Posted by: sven at May 03, 2021 09:55 AM (Lzpvj)

374 371 Posted by: Ziba at May 03, 2021 09:53 AM (S1hrL)

They have literally bought Zhou Bai-Dan, any secret we have is there for the asking evidently.

Posted by: sven at May 03, 2021 09:55 AM (Lzpvj)

375 New angle to the covid hoax: MSN homepage ad asking Americans to donate to help fight the virus in India. Sure, let me open my wallet.

Posted by: Ziba at May 03, 2021 10:01 AM (S1hrL)

376 Just reading through some of the articles, the abuses by OUR goverment and you wonder to what lengths the STASI in the US will go wearing the skin of propriety and legality. Warrant to take all electronics from Giuliani, but don't want the Biden hard drives? Which judge signed THAT warrant? Who authorized the violation of his attorney-client priveledge with President Trump by accessing his iCloud account in 2019 (William Barr?)? This is fucking ridiculous, and with the way the "Just Us" department and FIB are going after folks for merely being present at the January 6th rally, while at the same time ignoring all the 800-lb democratic gorillas in the room (Hillary, Hunter, Joe, Kerry, and so forth) plus their blatant creation of false narratives to go after political enemies indicates just how far down the path to autocracy we've gone; we now have the trappings of a Constitutional Republic, but we lack the substance.
Sorry for the long rant. Maybe I'll get a knock on my door later for posting it.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 03, 2021 12:05 PM (ynpvh)

377 Excellent post.

To me... The country is full of statist c.ntz... Both Right and Left....

Neither of whom....give a damn about freedom...sp long as they can tax you and kill you and be the ones in charge of government weapons.

Forget about anyone never having consented to any government ot a constitution that was illegally placed.

All facts.

Posted by: Pork Soda at May 03, 2021 12:23 PM (Zh8rx)

378 Thank God, Charlie Kirk has spoken. We know he loves loves loves buttsex in Botswana, I cannot wait to read his take on the Police State. Let me guess more anal penetration coming right up so to speak. Man that is so conservative it makes shudder.

Posted by: Your Name Here at May 03, 2021 03:26 PM (XmppF)

379 "Defund the Police is a Trojan Horse"

No, it's a "Stalking horse" -- something put out to knowing it will be loudly rejected, so they can be "reasonable" and come to a "compromise", namely the "National Police force".

Posted by: Pooklord at May 03, 2021 03:41 PM (WYLQs)

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Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
News/Chat