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Hello, Horde! 😊♥️🎄
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at December 25, 2025 09:43 PM (XSP3T) 2
Merry Christmas
Posted by: davidt at December 25, 2025 09:44 PM (Q+gd/) 3
Oh,sure
Posted by: mindful webworker - tv trivia facts at December 25, 2025 09:45 PM (uPdbI) 4
Where did my comment go? I was first!
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at December 25, 2025 09:46 PM (XSP3T) 5
Would have been first, but I read the content.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 25, 2025 09:46 PM (npFr7) 6
Top 10.?
Posted by: Steven at December 25, 2025 09:46 PM (HS1/y) 7
Teresa, first on Christmas, first on ONT, first in the hearts of her Horde of friends.
❤️ Posted by: mindful webworker - a distant thurd at December 25, 2025 09:47 PM (uPdbI) 8
Merry Christmas good people!
Posted by: Tonypete at December 25, 2025 09:47 PM (cYBz/) 9
Merry Schlurpomas.
Posted by: Cow Demon at December 25, 2025 09:48 PM (Wv0GD) 10
I think Santa stopped off for a drink at Krampus' cabin, because there sure aren't any mountains and evergreen trees at the North Pole.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 25, 2025 09:48 PM (npFr7) 11
I hope the horde had a Merry Christmas
Posted by: Otto Pen at December 25, 2025 09:49 PM (sJHOI) Posted by: Wenceslas at December 25, 2025 09:49 PM (npFr7) Posted by: JQ at December 25, 2025 09:49 PM (rdVOm) 14
4 Where did my comment go? I was first!
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at December 25, 2025 09:46 PM (XSP3T) So were we. Still are, as far as we are concerned. Posted by: Team USA mens basketball, Munich 1972 at December 25, 2025 09:50 PM (Wv0GD) 15
Might watch DIE HARD tonight.
Posted by: Cow Demon at December 25, 2025 09:51 PM (Wv0GD) 16
14 4 Where did my comment go? I was first!
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at December 25, 2025 09:46 PM (XSP3T) Grinch done stoled it Posted by: Otto Pen at December 25, 2025 09:52 PM (sJHOI) 17
Doof's abbreviated Christmas ONT. Thoughtfully letting the Horde get on with the all-important commenting.
"4:58 am on Christmas morning" - I recall that TV tray. I believe Mom is smoking menthols. Posted by: mindful webworker - false memories at December 25, 2025 09:52 PM (uPdbI) 18
Delilah's Register of Merit certificate arrived in the mail on Tuesday. The postmark indicated it had been mailed on October 30th. I blame Bulg. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 25, 2025 09:53 PM (tgvbd) 19
I believe Mom is smoking menthols.
Posted by: mindful webworker - false memories at December 25, 2025 09:52 PM (uPdbI) Nowadays, Child Protective Services would apprehend the kids because Mama is exposing them to second-hand smoke. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 25, 2025 09:54 PM (npFr7) 20
Merry Christmas, ONT!
Posted by: Blanco Basura -Z28.310 at December 25, 2025 09:55 PM (lUFok) 21
I blame Bulg.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 25, 2025 09:53 PM (tgvbd) He didn't get the job. Showed up for the interview on time, and the union nixed it. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 25, 2025 09:55 PM (npFr7) 22
Good Christmas evening, morons.
It’s quiet. I’m kinda sad. Hope y’all are safe and warm and have a hand to hold and a person to snuggle. Sometimes I think that would be really nice. Posted by: nurse ratched at December 25, 2025 09:56 PM (IhIKR) 23
Now, we can get back to the bleak mid-winter.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 25, 2025 09:56 PM (uQesX) 24
Santa has done his job. He's earned a drink!
A drink of what? Asshole looks like he's drinking a parfait. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 25, 2025 09:56 PM (xzkgE) 25
Mom smokin... Kid has a Stretch Armstrong?
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 25, 2025 09:57 PM (mP0Kj) 26
I believe Mom is smoking menthols.
Posted by: mindful webworker Nowadays, Child Protective Services would apprehend the kids because Mama is exposing them to second-hand smoke. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon My Sainted Mother worked midnights as a L&D nurse. Our most persistent memories is one of her seated at the breakfast table in a slip, smoking a cig with a two inch ash, and a cold cup of coffee in front of her. She was a wonderful lady. Man, I miss her. Posted by: Tonypete at December 25, 2025 09:57 PM (cYBz/) 27
Sometimes I think that would be really nice.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 25, 2025 09:56 PM (IhIKR) {{{Nurse}}} Sons gone home already? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 25, 2025 09:57 PM (npFr7) 28
So for the first time in my life, I cooked a standing rib roast today.
OK, not really. There was nothing "standing," and it was boneless. I got it at Costco, a USDA prime ribeye chunk, 5 point 3 or whatever, enough to feed our family, those that were with us, of seven. I had bought a thermometer probe connected to a bluetooth thing that reported progress to my phone. I gave it the sea salt (lots) then pepper, then and oil rub then a whole lot of chopped fresh rosemary leaves, and a place in the fridge to brine for 14 hours. Then out and rest to get some warmth from the room, then into a 200 F. oven for . . . You know all the rest. It was perfect. Medium rare end to end, through and through, the 525 F. quick heat bomb at the end giving it a coat of burn. Melt in your mouth beef, perfectly cooked, perfectly seasoned. All got washed down with a Cannonau de Sardegna grenache red wine, lots of it. Posted by: M. Gaga at December 25, 2025 09:57 PM (KiBMU) Posted by: Blanco Basura -Z28.310 at December 25, 2025 09:58 PM (lUFok) 30
Christmas was so fun when I had the 2 housecats-- they'd be pouncing through the paper and swatting the bows... playing with ribbons and snoozing in the empty boxes!
Posted by: JQ at December 25, 2025 09:58 PM (rdVOm) 31
I was 3 Martinis down by 4PM. Grandkids are in need of Adderall. Or something. They're "not right."
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 25, 2025 09:59 PM (NwnyJ) 32
Might watch DIE HARD tonight.
Posted by: Cow Demon at December 25, 2025 09:51 PM (Wv0GD) Die Hard is for viewing on Christmas Eve. White Christmas is Christmas Day. Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli) at December 25, 2025 09:59 PM (zBIzS) 33
The bleakness is the best part.
Posted by: Blanco Basura -Z28.310 at December 25, 2025 09:58 PM (lUFok) Except for the sun beginning to rise earlier and earlier. Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 25, 2025 09:59 PM (uQesX) 34
You know all the rest. It was perfect. Medium rare end to end, through and through, the 525 F. quick heat bomb at the end giving it a coat of burn. Melt in your mouth beef, perfectly cooked, perfectly seasoned.
All got washed down with a Cannonau de Sardegna grenache red wine, lots of it. Posted by: M. Gaga at December 25, 2025 09:57 PM (KiBMU) /Fist bump.... just finished up dinner.... Rib Roast, reverse sear, just like you did. Posted by: Romeo13 at December 25, 2025 10:00 PM (mP0Kj) 35
Never mind....
Merry Christmas, everyone 🎄🎄🎄 You never know which present is going to be "the one" - DD#3 loved the silly box of Panda-shaped Band-Aids that I bought on a whim. SIL#2 was thrilled with a book I got him which was out-of-print which he had been wanting for a long time. He had just checked on Amazon and was disappointed to find that it was "unavailable" ('cuz we had already bought it for him 😊 Hubby asked how much we had spent on it, and I told him it didn't matter, because of how happy it made SIL (who is just the sweetest). He was okay after I told him, because he agreed with me (he's the sweetest, too!). Gave DD#1 & DD#3 both versions of the same afghan that I made last year - different colorways that worked with their respective home decors - they both loved them! Forgot to take a picture of them with them, though, and they have already packed them up since they are leaving tomorrow 😪. I hope everyone had a wonderful Christmas with those that they love 😊♥️🎄 Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at December 25, 2025 10:00 PM (XSP3T) 36
A drink of what?
Asshole looks like he's drinking a parfait. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 25, 2025 09:56 PM (xzkgE) I thought maybe an Irish Coffee, or a hot rum toddy garnished with Kahlua. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 25, 2025 10:00 PM (npFr7) 37
So for the first time in my life, I cooked a standing rib roast today. _________ Are there sitting and lying rib roasts? Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 25, 2025 10:00 PM (tgvbd) 38
Not yet Wencelas only 1700 here in Hawaii
Posted by: Steven at December 25, 2025 10:00 PM (HS1/y) Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 25, 2025 10:00 PM (L1JuH) 40
Sons gone home already?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon Son#1 was here this morning, then went to his dads. Marine and wife were here for Thanksgiving, so stayed in SoCal to spend Christmas with her folks. All good. I should be more thankful. Posted by: nurse ratched at December 25, 2025 10:01 PM (IhIKR) 41
Now, we can get back to the bleak mid-winter.
Posted by: OrangeEnt The bleakness is the best part. Posted by: Blanco Basura You both asked for it! https://youtu.be/XD-3b8g7ylc Posted by: mikeski at December 25, 2025 10:01 PM (nhCoE) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 25, 2025 10:02 PM (tgvbd) 43
It's my understanding that Testicular Injuries in Women's Sports peaked this year and are now trending downward.
This Trump Dude's power is awesome!! Posted by: Tonypete at December 25, 2025 10:02 PM (cYBz/) Posted by: JQ at December 25, 2025 10:03 PM (rdVOm) 45
Evening, folks.
Puddleglum, (((hugs))). I, too, have lived the troglodyte lifestyle. May you touch the sky and grass soon. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 25, 2025 10:04 PM (kpS4V) 46
A drink of what?
Asshole looks like he's drinking a parfait. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls Layered drinks are sorority-girl drinks. Santa's mackin' on the 22-year-old hotties. "Ever seen me slide up a chimney?" * eyebrow waggle * Posted by: mikeski at December 25, 2025 10:04 PM (nhCoE) 47
9:42 posting? What madness is this?
Posted by: From about That Time at December 25, 2025 10:04 PM (sl73Y) 48
Growing up, the start of Christmas season was when the Spiegel holiday catalog arrived. My brother and I could pick out as many things as we wanted but we only ever got one or two, if it was good year.
Mostly we got new underwear. My wife and I just got back from our daughter and son in laws house where we celebrated with our grandsons who are five and ten. The amount of gifts they received was amazing. But the best part is when they thanked us and told us how much they love us. Not just for gifts but for what we do with them all year. I’m going to make an old fashioned and then off to bed. Merry Christmas all. Posted by: RetSgtRN at December 25, 2025 10:04 PM (C1VyU) 49
"His dads", Nurse?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 25, 2025 10:04 PM (kpS4V) 50
Slate-grey clouds Freezing winds Darkness Snow turning into frozen muck No prospect of springtime Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 25, 2025 10:05 PM (tgvbd) 51
Well, that's 2 plates of turkey dinner eaten. Miss having Pogo; she would have cleaned up all the gravy left on the plate, for sure.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 25, 2025 10:05 PM (npFr7) 52
22 Good Christmas evening, morons.
It’s quiet. I’m kinda sad. Hope y’all are safe and warm and have a hand to hold and a person to snuggle. Sometimes I think that would be really nice. Posted by: nurse ratched at December 25, 2025 09:56 PM (IhIKR) {{{Hugs}}}, Nurse. Much love to you ♥️♥️♥️ Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at December 25, 2025 10:05 PM (XSP3T) Posted by: Blanco Basura -Z28.310 at December 25, 2025 10:06 PM (lUFok) 54
Dad’s
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 25, 2025 10:06 PM (IhIKR) 55
😆
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 25, 2025 10:06 PM (kpS4V) 56
With six kids, my parents must have gotten tired of the 4:30 a.m. wakeup/chaos. So, on Christmas Eve, my dad took us to grandma's house while mom stayed home and put out the presents. When we returned about 8pm, they told us we JUST MISSED Santa, but we can open our presents now. Hey, what did we care?
Posted by: JM in Illinois at December 25, 2025 10:06 PM (DiN/5) 57
Slate-grey clouds
Freezing winds Darkness Snow turning into frozen muck No prospect of springtime Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh Sorry, I can only give that limerick half a star. Posted by: mikeski at December 25, 2025 10:06 PM (nhCoE) 58
31 I was 3 Martinis down by 4PM. Grandkids are in need of Adderall. Or something. They're "not right."
Posted by: Martini Farmer ---------- Hah! Gotta watch out for those "not right " ones. Posted by: olddog in mo at December 25, 2025 10:06 PM (bQ4nt) 59
We were discussing German food today (Midwest) and blood sausage came up on the conversation.
I said that Blood Sausage would be a great name for a Metal band. Turns out there was a British indie band by that name, with albums like: Touching You in Ways That Don't Feel Comfortable Happy Little Bullshit Boy The Short and Painful Life of Blood Sausage Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 25, 2025 10:07 PM (kpS4V) 60
The TV tray is what I noticed . That's where we had all of our meals. We were a TV watching family. Plus both parents worked.
Posted by: Opinion fact at December 25, 2025 10:07 PM (KDPiq) 61
Santa looks like he's back at the O-Club bar after a successful mission over Thud Ridge.
Posted by: Frito Bandito at December 25, 2025 10:08 PM (LnZj/) 62
Merry Christmas, from a basement work office.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work --------- Trade ya! No, just kidding. You're *better off* there than here, trust me... https://youtu.be/bs4F_VJwmS0 Posted by: JQ at December 25, 2025 10:08 PM (rdVOm) 63
Thanks for not linking to a Taylor Swift song.
Posted by: Blanco Basura -Z28.310 at December 25, 2025 10:06 PM (lUFok) It would have been even more bleak if he'd linked that stupid, insipid, Mariah Carey song. Bah! Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 25, 2025 10:08 PM (uQesX) 64
you all good people
if you are ever on NASA 1 about at 146 (ya gone to far) come back to the back door at the classic and I shall buy you a beer. Posted by: r hennigantx at December 25, 2025 10:08 PM (gbOdA) 65
Thanks for not linking to a Taylor Swift song.
Posted by: Blanco Basura There's bleak, and then there's dire. Posted by: mikeski at December 25, 2025 10:09 PM (nhCoE) 66
Are there sitting and lying rib roasts?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh --------- Yes. They're just called rack of ribs. Posted by: olddog in mo at December 25, 2025 10:09 PM (bQ4nt) 67
We were feeding 20, so opted for roast beast.
Ain't gonna feed all those people prime rib! Posted by: MkY at December 25, 2025 10:09 PM (q6tQZ) 68
>> Except for the sun beginning to rise earlier and earlier.
Latest sunrise hasn't happened yet except for the very far north. That will start tomorrow about 63N latitude. Dec. 31 for 50N, Jan. 5 for 40N, Jan 11 for 30N. Here for me at 34.75N, it will be Jan 7. Everybody has already had earliest sunset. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 25, 2025 10:10 PM (w6EFb) 69
Here is to all the morons and lurkers out there that have endured yet another Christmas season solo.
I take small comfort in knowing there are others out there doing the same. I wish it got easier but it doesn't but I do know that feeling will soon pass. God bless us, the forgotten ones. Posted by: pawn at December 25, 2025 10:11 PM (EMg+d) 70
It would have been even more bleak if he'd linked that stupid, insipid, Mariah Carey song. Bah!
I was going to ask which one, but your description covers pretty much all of them. Posted by: Blanco Basura -Z28.310 at December 25, 2025 10:11 PM (lUFok) 71
61 Santa looks like he's back at the O-Club bar after a successful mission over Thud Ridge.
Posted by: Frito Bandito at December 25, 2025 10:08 PM (LnZj/) I grew up next to Castle Air Force Base... SAC base, B-52, and KC-135s. All of our neighbors were Air Force Officers... Every Christmas Eve, Santa would make the rounds of the neighborhood, sitting up on the back of an Early Cherry Red Corvette. A Bunch of the Officers were involved.... local cops, would turn a blind eye... Posted by: Romeo13 at December 25, 2025 10:11 PM (mP0Kj) 72
Mom smokin... Kid has a Stretch Armstrong?
Posted by: Romeo13 Light up a cig while sitting in the middle of a pile of shredded wrapping paper. What's the worst that could happen? Posted by: mikeski at December 25, 2025 10:11 PM (nhCoE) 73
if you are ever on NASA 1 about at 146 (ya gone to far) come back to the back door at the classic and I shall buy you a beer. Posted by: r hennigantx at December 25, 2025 10:08 PM (gbOdA) ____________ Problem is getting from A to B. Can't get there from here. It occasionally comes to mind to take Her Majesty to dinner in Kemah, but I always manage to forget. Did Tookie's survive the construction on 146? Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 25, 2025 10:12 PM (tgvbd) Posted by: JQ at December 25, 2025 10:12 PM (rdVOm) 75
Everybody has already had earliest sunset.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 25, 2025 10:10 PM (w6EFb) When you think about it, it's weird that the first day of summer is the longest day, but it still gets hotter even though the days start getting shorter, and the opposite for winter. Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 25, 2025 10:13 PM (uQesX) 76
Are there sitting and lying rib roasts?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh --------- Yes. They're just called rack of ribs. Posted by: olddog in mo Do you prefer your lying ribs prone or prostrate? Posted by: mikeski at December 25, 2025 10:13 PM (nhCoE) 77
Where did my comment go? I was first!
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at December 25, 2025 09:46 PM (XSP3T) ---- So were we. Still are, as far as we are concerned. Posted by: Team USA mens basketball, Munich 1972 at December 25, 2025 09:50 PM (Wv0GD) That one gave me a chuckle. Haven't read about that crime in a while. Posted by: RickZ at December 25, 2025 10:13 PM (gKDq2) 78
OMG is that a Stretch Armstrong? I think that's a Stretch Armstrong!
Posted by: Gotdang I got old at December 25, 2025 10:14 PM (TbWk/) 79
Those New Dealers deserved every drag and every drink after having all that expert bullshit inflicted on them. Fuck you, Benjamin Spock.
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at December 25, 2025 10:14 PM (Do/tm) 80
I was going to ask which one, but your description covers pretty much all of them.
Posted by: Blanco Basura -Z28.310 at December 25, 2025 10:11 PM (lUFok) She's a vocal showoff like Whitney Houston. Don't care for vocal showoffs. Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 25, 2025 10:14 PM (uQesX) 81
I believe Mom is smoking menthols.
Posted by: mindful webworker - false memories Nowadays, Child Protective Services would apprehend the kids because Mama is exposing them to second-hand smoke. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon Except, nowadays, Mama would be smoking reefer, along with the kids, and with CPS approval. Especially if she was a Mama of collar. Posted by: mindful webworker - times they are a-changeling at December 25, 2025 10:15 PM (uPdbI) 82
56 With six kids, my parents must have gotten tired of the 4:30 a.m. wakeup/chaos. So, on Christmas Eve, my dad took us to grandma's house while mom stayed home and put out the presents. When we returned about 8pm, they told us we JUST MISSED Santa, but we can open our presents now. Hey, what did we care?
Posted by: JM in Illinois at December 25, 2025 10:06 PM (DiN/5) Our church had a Midnight candle light Christmas service, and some of us kids were in the Choir? Yeah... So family tradition was to go to church... would be like 1 AM when we got home... open ONE Gift, then no more gifts until AFTER Breakfast on Christmas... which came late as we'd all stayed up the night prior. Posted by: Romeo13 at December 25, 2025 10:15 PM (mP0Kj) Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 25, 2025 10:15 PM (S/Y4j) 84
Fuck you, Benjamin Spock.
I never understood why people would take parenting advice from a Vulcan. Posted by: Blanco Basura -Z28.310 at December 25, 2025 10:15 PM (lUFok) 85
Do you prefer your lying ribs prone or prostrate?
Posted by: mikeski at December 25, 2025 10:13 PM (nhCoE) Those are basically the same thing, just with lesser or greater degrees of obeisance. Posted by: Back to supine position at December 25, 2025 10:16 PM (TbWk/) 86
Fuck you, Benjamin Spock. Posted by: Hokey Pokey at December 25, 2025 10:14 PM (Do/tm) ___________ One of those people who inflicted massive damage to this country without being a politician. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 25, 2025 10:16 PM (tgvbd) 87
God bless us, the forgotten ones.
Posted by: pawn at December 25, 2025 10:11 PM (EMg+d) we are legion ... Posted by: browndog circling at December 25, 2025 10:16 PM (3sXRv) 88
72 Mom smokin... Kid has a Stretch Armstrong?
Posted by: Romeo13 Light up a cig while sitting in the middle of a pile of shredded wrapping paper. What's the worst that could happen? Posted by: mikeski at December 25, 2025 10:11 PM (nhCoE) LOL, we had a gas heater in the Den, where we opened presents.... so... yeah. Posted by: Romeo13 at December 25, 2025 10:16 PM (mP0Kj) 89
80 I was going to ask which one, but your description covers pretty much all of them.
Posted by: Blanco Basura -Z28.310 at December 25, 2025 10:11 PM (lUFok) She's a vocal showoff like Whitney Houston. Don't care for vocal showoffs. Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 25, 2025 10:14 PM (uQesX) It sounds like yodeling. And we already have the Swiss for that. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 25, 2025 10:17 PM (xzkgE) 90
Good Christmas evening, morons.
It’s quiet. I’m kinda sad. Hope y’all are safe and warm and have a hand to hold and a person to snuggle. Sometimes I think that would be really nice. Posted by: nurse ratched at December 25, 2025 09:56 PM {{{nurse}}} Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 25, 2025 10:17 PM (9iRTe) 91
if you are ever on NASA 1 about at 146 (ya gone to far) come back to the back door at the classic and I shall buy you a beer.
Posted by: r hennigantx at December 25, 2025 10:08 PM (gbOdA) I grew up near there - La Porte HS grad here! Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at December 25, 2025 10:17 PM (XSP3T) 92
87 God bless us, the forgotten ones.
Posted by: pawn at December 25, 2025 10:11 PM (EMg+d) we are legion ... Posted by: browndog circling at December 25, 2025 10:16 PM (3sXRv) I have not decided which is worser. Being alone... or feeling alone in a crowd, and trying to pretend. Posted by: Romeo13 at December 25, 2025 10:17 PM (mP0Kj) 93
We were feeding 20, so opted for roast beast.
Heh. I watched the Grinch again last night. Boris Karloff was a treasure. Youre a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce! The old cruel is the best cruel. Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 25, 2025 10:17 PM (EXyHK) 94
83 What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
A carrot Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 25, 2025 10:15 PM (S/Y4j) Sez who ... Posted by: Fmr Adm Richard Levine at December 25, 2025 10:17 PM (3sXRv) 95
I never understood why people would take parenting advice from a Vulcan.
Posted by: Blanco Basura -Z28.310 at December 25, 2025 10:15 PM (lUFok) I dunno.... https://tinyurl.com/bdcpz35s Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 25, 2025 10:18 PM (uQesX) 96
94 83 What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
A carrot Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 25, 2025 10:15 PM (S/Y4j) Sez who ... Posted by: Fmr Adm Richard Levine at December 25, 2025 10:17 PM (3sXRv) Huge tracts of.... snow? Posted by: Romeo13 at December 25, 2025 10:18 PM (mP0Kj) 97
Light up a cig while sitting in the middle of a pile of shredded wrapping paper. What's the worst that could happen?
Posted by: mikeski at December 25, 2025 10:11 PM (nhCoE) LOL, we had a gas heater in the Den, where we opened presents.... so... yeah. Posted by: Romeo13 o_O I hope the worst didn't happen. Posted by: mikeski at December 25, 2025 10:18 PM (nhCoE) 98
Being alone... or feeling alone in a crowd, and trying to pretend.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 25, 2025 10:17 PM (mP0Kj) For me the latter. But then I'm an extroverted introvert. Posted by: browndog heading back inside at December 25, 2025 10:19 PM (3sXRv) 99
Mom smokin... Kid has a Stretch Armstrong?
Posted by: Romeo13 --- Light up a cig while sitting in the middle of a pile of shredded wrapping paper. What's the worst that could happen? Posted by: mikeski at December 25, 2025 10:11 PM (nhCoE) ---- LOL, we had a gas heater in the Den, where we opened presents.... so... yeah. Posted by: Romeo13 at December 25, 2025 10:16 PM (mP0Kj) Like watching those old movies where there is smoking in a hospital room right near an oxygen tank. Makes you wonder. Somehow we're still here. Posted by: RickZ at December 25, 2025 10:19 PM (gKDq2) 100
>> When you think about it, it's weird that the first day of summer is the longest day, but it still gets hotter even though the days start getting shorter, and the opposite for winter.
THat's some "inertia" and there's about a month delay. Mostly, except when there's not. In some regions, including the US, which I forget, the coldest month is indeed Dec. and the warmest is June, but for most of us in the mid latitudes, it's Jan and July. And that gets even more complicated in other regions, I think. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 25, 2025 10:19 PM (w6EFb) 101
I have not decided which is worser. Being alone... or feeling alone in a crowd, and trying to pretend. Posted by: Romeo13 at December 25, 2025 10:17 PM (mP0Kj) _____________ Being alone is infinitely better than feeling invisible in a gathering. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 25, 2025 10:20 PM (tgvbd) 102
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'Posted by: Team USA mens basketball, Munich 1972 ' That burned my dad's ass for the rest of his life. He would have hated the USSR if stealing that game had been the only bad thing they ever did. Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 25, 2025 10:20 PM (fd80v) 103
JQ!
Bless You, sweet lady! A Cesar sounds perfect! Ii don’t smoke, but a cigarette does sound tempting. Posted by: nurse ratched at December 25, 2025 10:20 PM (IhIKR) 104
97 Light up a cig while sitting in the middle of a pile of shredded wrapping paper. What's the worst that could happen?
Posted by: mikeski at December 25, 2025 10:11 PM (nhCoE) LOL, we had a gas heater in the Den, where we opened presents.... so... yeah. Posted by: Romeo13 o_O I hope the worst didn't happen. Posted by: mikeski at December 25, 2025 10:18 PM (nhCoE) Came close once... paper actually started to smolder... Dad?... did not understand until a couple years ago... But Dad was a Sigma... caught it before it became a crises, while Mom was freakin. Posted by: Romeo13 at December 25, 2025 10:20 PM (mP0Kj) 105
LOL, we had a gas heater in the Den, where we opened presents.... so... yeah
One of the things I looked forward to at Christmas was after all the presents were opened my dad would put all the wrapping paper in the fireplace and watching it flare up. Apparently thats considered a bad idea nowadays. Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 25, 2025 10:21 PM (EXyHK) 106
Pawn, you aren't forgotten. You are a good member of the Horde, so in the prayers of people you have never met and likely won't while on this earth.
Idk what *alone* looks like for all of you who are, but please know that you are seen and heard and loved. And prayed for. Posted by: TecumsehTea at December 25, 2025 10:21 PM (nz1sK) 107
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
A carrot Posted by: Hour of the Wolf Snowballs. Duh. . . . Posted by: Tonypete at December 25, 2025 10:21 PM (cYBz/) 108
Light up a cig while sitting in the middle of a pile of shredded wrapping paper. What's the worst that could happen?
Posted by: mikeski at December 25, 2025 10:11 PM (nhCoE) Have you met my mom? lol Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 25, 2025 10:21 PM (snZF9) 109
if you are ever on NASA 1 about at 146 (ya gone to far) come back to the back door at the classic and I shall buy you a beer.
Posted by: r hennigantx at December 25, 2025 10:08 PM (gbOdA) I will be in the area later this week - visiting my BFF and her family 😊♥️🎄 Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at December 25, 2025 10:21 PM (XSP3T) 110
Being alone is infinitely better than feeling invisible in a gathering.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh --------- I rate this as *true* Posted by: JQ at December 25, 2025 10:21 PM (rdVOm) 111
THat's some "inertia" and there's about a month delay. Mostly, except when there's not. In some regions, including the US, which I forget, the coldest month is indeed Dec. and the warmest is June, but for most of us in the mid latitudes, it's Jan and July.
And that gets even more complicated in other regions, I think. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 25, 2025 10:19 PM (w6EFb) Sure, I understand that. August is the hottest month here, and January the coldest. Starts warming in March/Apr and can get to 100 by late May. Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 25, 2025 10:22 PM (uQesX) 112
>>God bless us, the forgotten ones.
You aren't forgotten or alone. You're part of very special community. Posted by: JackStraw at December 25, 2025 10:22 PM (viF8m) 113
Like watching those old movies where there is smoking in a hospital room right near an oxygen tank. Makes you wonder. Somehow we're still here.
Posted by: RickZ at December 25, 2025 10:19 PM (gKDq2) Yeah, and I STILL won't wear a Bicycle or Snow Ski Helmet... yet somehow I'm still around. Remember riding in the back of pick up trucks? I do. Posted by: Romeo13 at December 25, 2025 10:22 PM (mP0Kj) 114
That burned my dad's ass for the rest of his life. He would have hated the USSR if stealing that game had been the only bad thing they ever did. Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 25, 2025 10:20 PM (fd80v) ___________ Commies are going to commie anyway. My anger was directed to the spineless referees and IOC officials. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 25, 2025 10:22 PM (tgvbd) 115
Being alone is infinitely better than feeling invisible in a gathering.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 25, 2025 10:20 PM (tgvbd) Er.... Posted by: Posters who get no response to their comments at December 25, 2025 10:23 PM (uQesX) 116
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'Posted by: Team USA mens basketball, Munich 1972 ' That burned my dad's ass for the rest of his life. He would have hated the USSR if stealing that game had been the only bad thing they ever did. Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 25, 2025 10:20 PM (fd80v) I may have this wrong, but I think not: Doug Collins has it written in his will that his heirs cannot accept the silver medal. And that precludes any other member of the team from accepting a silver medal as well. The Intl. Olympic Committee said it's all or none, and Doug said go fish. Good for him ... Posted by: browndog remembers Shirley Babashoff at December 25, 2025 10:24 PM (3sXRv) 117
He would have hated the USSR if stealing that game had been the only bad thing they ever did.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 25, 2025 10:20 PM (fd80v) "They" profited by it, but it was the officials who did it. Sorta like Ds, keep going until they get the desired outcome. Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 25, 2025 10:25 PM (uQesX) 118
She's a vocal showoff like Whitney Houston. Don't care for vocal showoffs.
Posted by: OrangeEnt It sounds like yodeling. And we already have the Swiss for that. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls Mariah's shtick is whistle-register. You know how toddlers can just shriiiieeeeeek!!! ? Most of us forget how to do that. Mariah didn't. It's locking out your vocal cords and whistling through them, sort of. That's why she can't sing actual words at those high pitches; she just makes orgasm noises. Posted by: mikeski at December 25, 2025 10:25 PM (nhCoE) 119
Nothing says more about your faith than bringing a dried out evergreen tree into your house and stringing electrical lights on it for a couple weeks while surrounding it with highly flammable paper and cardboard boxes.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 25, 2025 10:25 PM (NwnyJ) 120
Posters who get no response to their comments
You do realize that sometimes no one responds because they can't think of anything to top it? Posted by: Blanco Basura -Z28.310 at December 25, 2025 10:25 PM (lUFok) 121
Commies are going to commie anyway. My anger was directed to the spineless referees and IOC officials.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh The IOC, FIA, and the France Family, are more crooked than the Dems, the CIA, The State Department, and the EU. And that's saying something. Posted by: Tonypete at December 25, 2025 10:25 PM (cYBz/) 122
You're part of very special community.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 25, 2025 10:22 PM (viF8m) I tried to explain this to a friend. I just couldn't get that across, being the internet and all that. I even told her about MoMes. Posted by: RickZ at December 25, 2025 10:26 PM (gKDq2) 123
Merry Christmas, Horde
Posted by: GWB at December 25, 2025 10:26 PM (01WzZ) 124
Remember riding in the back of pick up trucks? I do.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 25, 2025 10:22 PM (mP0Kj) Redneck pool!!! Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 25, 2025 10:26 PM (uQesX) 125
I spent most of the day eating. Dinner was at my daughter's house, and she laid out a huge bunch of munchies I kept nibbling on. Dinner itself was rib roast and all the trimmings. A short while to let things settle followed by three different pies.
This year I actually thought to take a couple of photos. I lug my phone every where, but I seldom take pictures. I guess I'm so old that taking photos requires having a camera, and mentally I fail to connect phone to camera, thus missing opportunities. Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at December 25, 2025 10:26 PM (DK5Sh) 126
>God bless us, the forgotten ones.
You aren't forgotten or alone. You're part of very special community. Posted by: JackStraw at December 25, 2025 10:22 PM (viF8m) Very special indeed. Has its own bus. A short one but a bus nonetheless. Posted by: These windows taste great! at December 25, 2025 10:26 PM (TbWk/) 127
Sure, I understand that. August is the hottest month here, and January the coldest. Starts warming in March/Apr and can get to 100 by late May.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 25, 2025 10:22 PM (uQesX) At the eastern end of Lake Erie, August is a hotbox, and February is raw, cold and cruel. Posted by: browndog remembers Shirley Babashoff at December 25, 2025 10:27 PM (3sXRv) 128
When you think about it, it's weird that the first day of summer is the longest day
Its even weirder when you consider that the very same day is also called midsummer. Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 25, 2025 10:27 PM (EXyHK) 129
Next year, I’m doing a Biden family photo shoot for my crew.
Posted by: Dirac_Delta at December 25, 2025 10:27 PM (9EO0O) 130
Remember riding in the back of pick up trucks? I do.
Posted by: Romeo13 I rode from Florida to South Carolina in the back of Dad's little Datsun. Had a bed made of a pool float and a beach towel tied across the truck bed for shade. Read a book and had fun. No one arrested Dad for bad parenting. Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 25, 2025 10:27 PM (rghSL) 131
she just makes orgasm noises.
Posted by: mikeski at December 25, 2025 10:25 PM (nhCoE) Plenty of guys trying to help her, too I'd wager. Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 25, 2025 10:28 PM (uQesX) 132
Remember riding in the back of pick up trucks? I do.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 25, 2025 10:22 PM (mP0Kj) I remember riding in the back of a station wagon. When I was very young, I sat on my dad's lap while he drove a stick. Posted by: RickZ at December 25, 2025 10:29 PM (gKDq2) 133
Nothing says more about your faith than bringing a dried out evergreen tree into your house and stringing electrical lights on it for a couple weeks while surrounding it with highly flammable paper and cardboard boxes.
Our ancestors had even more faith. Before electricity they used candles. Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 25, 2025 10:29 PM (EXyHK) 134
Remember riding in the back of pick up trucks? I do.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 25, 2025 10:22 PM (mP0Kj) Oh god yes ... Packed 10 to a back bed ... up and down the mountain, or to and back from the put ins. Posted by: browndog remembers Shirley Babashoff at December 25, 2025 10:29 PM (3sXRv) 135
Here, Greenville, SC area, the coldest for the 30 yr normals is about the 2 -3 week in Jan. and the hottest is about 3 -4th week in July. But that bounces around year to year of course. Pretty cold start to Dec, avg temp here with my station was just 40F, until this Christmas warm snap bumped it up to 42F. 40F is the lowest weekly average during that Jan coldest period. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 25, 2025 10:29 PM (w6EFb) Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 25, 2025 10:30 PM (bss/y) 137
You do realize that sometimes no one responds because they can't think of anything to top it?
Posted by: Blanco Basura -Z28.310 at December 25, 2025 10:25 PM (lUFok) Wait. You're saying everyone else is a Bottom??? Posted by: Posters who get no response to their comments at December 25, 2025 10:30 PM (uQesX) 138
Someone mentioned a bleak midwinter earlier - here is a video I made many years ago to Julie Andrews' version of that beautiful song:
https://tinyurl.com/AdventCalendarBleakMidwinter Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at December 25, 2025 10:30 PM (XSP3T) 139
I don't seem to notice the days getting longer until about Groundhog Day. January is pretty cold and bleak.
Posted by: Hassen Ben Sober at December 25, 2025 10:32 PM (oftw2) 140
Don't forget the Moms who earned a drink ... and a smoke. How mothers could love those demanding little "bundles of joy", I'll never know. But we love her back!
Posted by: JM in Illinois at December 25, 2025 10:33 PM (MxHeL) 141
Being alone is infinitely better than feeling invisible in a gathering.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh --------- I rate this as *true* Posted by: JQ at December 25, 2025 10:21 PM (rdVOm) I spend most of my life around large crowds, or alone. I don't exactly blend in the background, but If I have to be in a crowded room with absolutely nothing in common with anybody there, like brain surgeons, lawyers, real estate people, etc. Fuck it, I would rather be alone and make my own frigging party. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 25, 2025 10:33 PM (snZF9) 142
Remember riding in the back of pick up trucks? I do.
Posted by: Romeo13 Yup. And it was a Ranchero, so the bed wasn't even that deep. Surprised I never bounced out when I got one of the two prime seats on the wheel wells. Posted by: mikeski at December 25, 2025 10:33 PM (nhCoE) 143
Merry Christmas everyone! Apologies for the paltry amount of psuedo content. Ill make it up on Saturday at the Club. Half price restroom tokens for all with codeword DASHER
Posted by: Doof at December 25, 2025 10:33 PM (QMAsf) 144
After riding to my parents last night. Running around all day today at my aunts and then the ride back. Reef is as exhausted as he gets. Splayed out across the floor.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 25, 2025 10:34 PM (bss/y) 145
We did a LOTR marathon, in honor of the Fellowship departing Rivendell on December 25.
Posted by: PA Dutchman at December 25, 2025 10:34 PM (31p00) 146
No worries, Doof, you done good.
Posted by: Blanco Basura -Z28.310 at December 25, 2025 10:34 PM (lUFok) 147
https://tinyurl.com/AdventCalendarBleakMidwinter
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at December 25, 2025 10:30 PM (XSP3T) Your own photos? Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 25, 2025 10:35 PM (uQesX) 148
Both in the open bed of a truck and in one of those simple camper shells.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 25, 2025 10:35 PM (bss/y) 149
Remember riding in the back of pick up trucks? I do.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 25, 2025 10:22 PM (mP0Kj) Oh god yes ... Packed 10 to a back bed ... up and down the mountain, or to and back from the put ins. Posted by: browndog remembers Shirley Babashoff at December 25, 2025 10:29 PM (3sXRv) We still do that around here, but I try to keep the speed down to avoid freaking out the California transplants. I have to believe that most people look on fondly. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 25, 2025 10:35 PM (QcxL/) 150
>> It’s even weirder when you consider that the very same day is also called midsummer.
There are three main season definitions. The one there is called solar seasons. The equinoxes and solstice define the middle of the seasons. There, the cross-quarter points define the start and end of the seasons. With astronomical, they define the start. That is the one we most commonly use. Then there's meteorological seasons, which align with calendar months, which works out pretty well at least for the typical weather patterns for us in the mid latitudes. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 25, 2025 10:35 PM (w6EFb) 151
I don't seem to notice the days getting longer until about Groundhog Day. January is pretty cold and bleak.
Posted by: Hassen Ben Sober at December 25, 2025 10:32 PM (oftw2) Where I grew up, it seemed every day was a tule fog day in January. Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 25, 2025 10:37 PM (uQesX) 152
My day ended with one of the most beautiful and dazzling double rainbows I have ever seen.
A fine end to Christmas! Posted by: Diogenes at December 25, 2025 10:37 PM (2WIwB) 153
138 Someone mentioned a bleak midwinter earlier - here is a video I made many years ago to Julie Andrews' version of that beautiful song:
https://tinyurl.com/AdventCalendarBleakMidwinter Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. Lovely sound and images, Teresa, thanks. Posted by: Big Penguin Lackey at December 25, 2025 10:37 PM (oftw2) 154
Nerdrotic is doing a livestream in about 4 mins if anyone is interested:
https://tinyurl.com/ms2nheve Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 25, 2025 10:38 PM (bss/y) 155
Merry Christmas everyone! Apologies for the paltry amount of psuedo content. Ill make it up on Saturday at the Club. Half price restroom tokens for all with codeword DASHER
Posted by: Doof at December 25, 2025 10:33 PM (QMAsf) Merry Christmas, Doof. Thanks for all the ONTs. Thanks especially for the Rush. Little2 got a 2112 t-shirt, and it got some of the most glee of the morning, and it made little1 a bit jealous. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 25, 2025 10:39 PM (QcxL/) 156
How can we complain about the content? It's free.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 25, 2025 10:40 PM (bss/y) 157
>> I don't seem to notice the days getting longer until about Groundhog Day.
The next cross-quarter date is Feb. 3, and the start of Spring per that solar seasonal definition. In terms of length of daylight, that's a pretty good marker for when the change in daylight length starts getting noticeable. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 25, 2025 10:40 PM (w6EFb) 158
So what if no one responds to what you post here. If someone wants affirmation through what they post here, it's sad. Comment what you want. Posted by: four seasons at December 25, 2025 10:40 PM (3ek7K) 159
Merry Christmas Doof and thanks for the thread. Appreciate what you do.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 25, 2025 10:40 PM (2WIwB) 160
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
A carrot Posted by: Hour of the Wolf Snowballs. Duh. . . . Posted by: Tonypete at December 25, 2025 10:21 PM (cYBz/) Depending on the size, you might need a Yule log instead of a carrot. Big enough, and you get a Snow Paulo. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 25, 2025 10:40 PM (S/Y4j) 161
Never forget where you came from, and try to live in such a way that the folks down home can be proud of you.Robert Stacy McCain
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 25, 2025 10:40 PM (EXyHK) 162
43 It's my understanding that Testicular Injuries in Women's Sports peaked this year and are now trending downward.
This Trump Dude's power is awesome!! Posted by: Tonypete at December 25, 2025 10:02 PM (cYBz/) ___________________________ You joke about that, but I can assure you that if this happened when I was in school, and I was a girl, I would have been handing out strategically placed elbows, fists and kicks to any boy stupid enough to want to share the floor with me. I might have been shown the door eventually, but Fred the pretend woman would have been walking funny for the foreseeable future. And, considering the crowd I used to hang out with, I wouldn't have been the only one. Posted by: Orson at December 25, 2025 10:40 PM (dIske) 163
143 Merry Christmas everyone! Apologies for the paltry amount of psuedo content. Ill make it up on Saturday at the Club. Half price restroom tokens for all with codeword DASHER
Posted by: Doof at December 25, 2025 10:33 PM (QMAsf) ***Spock eyebrow*** You can't blame it on hockey interfering with your duties 'cause there twern't none ... Posted by: browndog remembers Shirley Babashoff at December 25, 2025 10:42 PM (3sXRv) 164
Doof! Merry Christmas! And thanks for posting tonight's ONT.
After all those Monday night mixups... *any* ONT is better than *no* ONT! LMAO. Posted by: JQ at December 25, 2025 10:42 PM (rdVOm) 165
That was a lovely video Theresa, I’m glad you shared that!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 25, 2025 10:42 PM (xTuYU) 166
>>I tried to explain this to a friend. I just couldn't get that across, being the internet and all that. I even told her about MoMes.
This is a special place with exceptional people. Posted by: JackStraw at December 25, 2025 10:43 PM (viF8m) 167
147 https://tinyurl.com/AdventCalendarBleakMidwinter
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at December 25, 2025 10:30 PM (XSP3T) Your own photos? Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 25, 2025 10:35 PM (uQesX) Nope - just pics I liked that I pulled off of the internet Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at December 25, 2025 10:43 PM (XSP3T) 168
I really dislike this shithead. He manages to make the idiots saying Christ was a Palestinian as a way to shit on Christians. Fuck you, buddy.
David Bernstein @ProfDBernstein If ”free Palestine“ propagandists want to claim Jesus as Palestinian, they are welcome to him, but they need to also claim Judas, the Sanhedrin, the mob that chose Barabas over Jesus, and all the other Judean actors whom Christians have laid the Deicide on, leading to centuries of violemce against Jews. “The Palestinians killed Jesus?” Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 25, 2025 10:44 PM (bss/y) 169
You do realize that sometimes no one responds because they can't think of anything to top it?
Posted by: Blanco Basura Huh. I always figured my comments were usually too oblique, too weird, to engender replies. I think I'll adopt your idea instead. heh Posted by: mindful webworker - no replies? buffs nails at December 25, 2025 10:44 PM (uPdbI) 170
Thanks for sharing the video, Teresa. Lovely song and images.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 25, 2025 10:44 PM (rghSL) 171
Gary is late and gay to his own livestream. Sounds about right.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 25, 2025 10:45 PM (bss/y) 172
156 How can we complain about the content? It's free.
_-_ Satisfaction guaranteed or double your money back. Posted by: Don in SoCo at December 25, 2025 10:45 PM (vd6bO) 173
Thanks especially for the Rush. Little2 got a 2112 t-shirt, and it got some of the most glee of the morning, and it made little1 a bit jealous.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 25, 2025 10:39 PM (QcxL/) That's awesome! Tonight's Rush is for ultimate nerd fans. Not exactly a toe tapping, sing along kind of song. Posted by: Doof at December 25, 2025 10:45 PM (QMAsf) 174
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
A carrot Posted by: Hour of the Wolf Snowballs. Duh. . . . Posted by: Tonypete Depending on the size, you might need a Yule log instead of a carrot. Big enough, and you get a Snow Paulo. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf The ladies often freeze for a moment when they see it..... Posted by: Snow Paolo at December 25, 2025 10:45 PM (nhCoE) 175
uck it, I would rather be alone and make my own frigging party.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division ------- There ya go! Sometimes it's preferable to not be noticed, and it's good when that's what you want... I learned to 'blend in' long time ago. Before the phrase "gray man" was invented. Always had that "girl next door" look anyhow, so it was pretty easy. Posted by: JQ at December 25, 2025 10:47 PM (rdVOm) 176
The way the days fall, I am going to be off til next Friday at least. Frickin' weird.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 25, 2025 10:47 PM (bss/y) 177
The remarkable thing about social gatherings to me is that instantly everyone knows everyone else and form tight little closed groups having a great time while I wander around like a vagrant atom, unable even to introduce myself to anyone. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 25, 2025 10:47 PM (tgvbd) 178
This is a special place with exceptional people.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 25, 2025 10:43 PM (viF8m) And Garrett. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 25, 2025 10:47 PM (QcxL/) 179
Merry Christmas Doof and thanks for the thread. Appreciate what you do.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 25, 2025 10:40 PM (2WIwB) Appreciate the kind words. Posted by: Doof at December 25, 2025 10:48 PM (QMAsf) 180
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The remarkable thing about social gatherings to me is that instantly everyone knows everyone else and form tight little closed groups having a great time while I wander around like a vagrant atom, unable even to introduce myself to anyone. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 25, 2025 10:47 PM (tgvbd) I usually try to find the 4 legged types when I find myself in that position. Posted by: browndog remembers Shirley Babashoff at December 25, 2025 10:49 PM (3sXRv) 181
Tonight's Rush is for ultimate nerd fans. Not exactly a toe tapping, sing along kind of song.
Always an interesting band. Despite their circumstances, they proved they were not a fly by night operation. Posted by: Blanco Basura -Z28.310 at December 25, 2025 10:49 PM (lUFok) 182
I usually try to find the 4 legged types when I find myself in that position. Posted by: browndog remembers Shirley Babashoff at December 25, 2025 10:49 PM (3sXRv) ___________ True. They're the only ones who are happy to have a conversation with me. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 25, 2025 10:50 PM (tgvbd) 183
Doof! Merry Christmas! And thanks for posting tonight's ONT.
After all those Monday night mixups... *any* ONT is better than *no* ONT! LMAO. Posted by: JQ at December 25, 2025 10:42 PM (rdVOm) Howdy JQ! Posted by: Doof at December 25, 2025 10:50 PM (QMAsf) 184
I didn't have near a much of a beef against rooskies after Munich 1972 as I did the bastard muzzies. Started WAY before 9/11.
Hasn't abated. Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at December 25, 2025 10:50 PM (0yLoC) 185
That's awesome!
Tonight's Rush is for ultimate nerd fans. Not exactly a toe tapping, sing along kind of song. Posted by: Doof at December 25, 2025 10:45 PM (QMAsf) That is little2's favorite Rush sing, he proclaimed, after recently rocking his face off in the car. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 25, 2025 10:51 PM (QcxL/) 186
This is a special place with exceptional people.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 25, 2025 10:43 PM (viF8m) And Garrett. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 25, 2025 10:47 PM (QcxL/) Haha! Posted by: Doof at December 25, 2025 10:51 PM (QMAsf) 187
Always an interesting band. Despite their circumstances, they proved they were not a fly by night operation.
Posted by: Blanco Basura -Z28.310 at December 25, 2025 10:49 PM (lUFok) Always the working men, they believed that you don't get something for nothing. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 25, 2025 10:53 PM (QcxL/) 188
Mom had the wallet with the special snap closure pocket on the side specifically sized to hold a pack of smokes.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at December 25, 2025 10:53 PM (2Ez/1) 189
Not exactly Christmas fare, but in keeping with the displaced, misbegotten, and at odds with the world folks, I give you Mary Chapin Carpenter:
https://shorturl.at/wmmnV "Goin' Out Tonight" Posted by: browndog remembers Shirley Babashoff at December 25, 2025 10:54 PM (3sXRv) 190
Geddy Lee has an amazing collection of signed baseballs and memorabilia. I'll bet it might be worth several hundred dollars.
Posted by: American Dollars, Even at December 25, 2025 10:55 PM (oftw2) 191
Always an interesting band. Despite their circumstances, they proved they were not a fly by night operation.
Posted by: Blanco Basura -Z28.310 at December 25, 2025 10:49 PM (lUFok) Always the working men, they believed that you don't get something for nothing. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 25, 2025 10:53 PM (QcxL/) They had such rhythm. It was... mystic. Posted by: JQ at December 25, 2025 10:56 PM (rdVOm) 192
I'm dumber than the dirt on a frog's taint
Posted by: raimondo at December 25, 2025 10:56 PM (TugnC) 193
And Garrett.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 25, 2025 10:47 PM (QcxL/) Haha! Posted by: Doof at December 25, 2025 10:51 PM (QMAsf) I love goofing on Garrett, because he takes it like a pro, a rare trait. Also a funny gus. He is extremely appreciated, and i hope to one day raise my glass to him in person. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 25, 2025 10:57 PM (QcxL/) Posted by: four seasons at December 25, 2025 10:58 PM (3ek7K) 195
It would have been even more bleak if he'd linked that stupid, insipid, Mariah Carey song. Bah!
Posted by: OrangeEnt Variations on the theme, then. https://youtu.be/2Bl9Kx3uCrg https://youtu.be/ZYZH9t-4W4Y Posted by: mikeski at December 25, 2025 10:58 PM (nhCoE) 196
My mommy won't even talk to me
Posted by: raimondo at December 25, 2025 10:58 PM (TugnC) 197
Posted this earlier today, but I will share it again - Merry Christmas, Horde! 😊♥️🎄:
https://tinyurl.com/AdventCalendarDay25 Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at December 25, 2025 10:59 PM (XSP3T) 198
Tonight's Rush is for ultimate nerd fans. Not exactly a toe tapping, sing along kind of song.
Posted by: Doof at December 25, 2025 10:45 PM (QMAsf) I haven't listened to that one in a long time. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 25, 2025 10:59 PM (snZF9) Posted by: JackStraw at December 25, 2025 11:02 PM (viF8m) 200
They had such rhythm. It was... mystic.
Posted by: JQ at December 25, 2025 10:56 PM (rdVOm) I know what you're doing, all that you've been doing wrong. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 25, 2025 11:04 PM (QcxL/) 201
Did everyone enjoy their Christmas?
Posted by: Piper at December 25, 2025 11:04 PM (hftzA) 202
I'm glad I can usually tell within a few words when raindummo leaves a comment, so I can just skip past it. Don't know what the comment was unless some Moron decides to quote it.
If only raindommo and cloggendrains could find each other and leave the rest of us alone. Posted by: mindful webworker - this comment has not been approved by the Hayes committee at December 25, 2025 11:05 PM (uPdbI) Posted by: Hunter Biden, Esq - artist at December 25, 2025 11:05 PM (lUFok) 204
Posters who get no response to their comments
You do realize that sometimes no one responds because they can't think of anything to top it? Posted by: Blanco Basura -Z28.310 Would not be surprised if 80%+ get no response. If not the threads balloon geometrically. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 25, 2025 11:05 PM (/lPRQ) 205
I'm sitting here, stuffed to the point of discomfort, because I was gifted a chocolate pecan pie. This ranks among the top 5 of my all-time favorite desserts. Most shocking is that I got it from my step-father, a man who in his younger days couldn't boil water. My mother's inability to cook (or do most things) has forced him to take over kitchen duties, and he's done an admirable job. I still do most of the work for holiday dinners, but we leave him in charge of the desserts.
Posted by: PabloD at December 25, 2025 11:06 PM (Epuwl) 206
I'm hitting the bourbon and sour patch gummies and taking a break from entertaining, there's only so much Lounge Piano I can take and I'm the piano man.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 25, 2025 11:06 PM (XV/Pl) 207
Off, bizarrely returning sock.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at December 25, 2025 11:06 PM (lUFok) 208
Did everyone enjoy their Christmas?
Posted by: Piper ----------- Yes, mostly! Yours started wonderfully, iirc... hope it stayed great! Posted by: JQ at December 25, 2025 11:07 PM (rdVOm) 209
>>I love goofing on Garrett, because he takes it like a pro, a rare trait. Also a funny gus. He is extremely appreciated, and i hope to one day raise my glass to him in person.
If you ever try to pin this on me I will deny it. He's one of the best. Posted by: JackStraw at December 25, 2025 11:07 PM (viF8m) 210
Off, bizarrely returning sock.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at December 25, 2025 11:06 PM (lUFok) Your hash deserves a bizarre and randomly apparitioning sock. Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 25, 2025 11:07 PM (EXyHK) Posted by: JQ at December 25, 2025 11:08 PM (rdVOm) 212
They had such rhythm. It was... mystic.
They were just making memories. Playing closer to the heart and all that. Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at December 25, 2025 11:08 PM (lUFok) 213
'm sitting here, stuffed to the point of discomfort, because I was gifted a chocolate pecan pie. This ranks among the top 5 of my all-time favorite desserts. Most shocking is that I got it from my step-father, a man who in his younger days couldn't boil water. My mother's inability to cook (or do most things) has forced him to take over kitchen duties, and he's done an admirable job. I still do most of the work for holiday dinners, but we leave him in charge of the desserts.
Posted by: PabloD at December 25, 2025 11:06 PM (Epuwl) We had way too much prime rib, and I surprisingly exercised an alien sense of moderation. I'm now sipping a bourbon, contemplating pecan pie. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 25, 2025 11:08 PM (QcxL/) 214
Just dropped by to wish y'all a Merry Christmas.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 25, 2025 11:08 PM (mH6SG) 215
Hello, Morons and ettes! I somehow survived the festivities &d a grand time. When I was busy I could forget my sore back & exhaustion. I've mostly been busy for three days.
I plan to spend Boxing Day in a near coma (I like to say comatoast vs comatose) vs boxing anyone. I just remembered a black/white no audio (Civil War Era) video of me, about 6yrs old,on Christmas morning, highjacking my younger brother's pedal fire truck. We both had chickenpox and apparently I was the fittest. I was wearing a complete red cowgirl outfit with hat, six shooter, holster & boots at the time. That was probably a fun Christmas for all involved! Chickenpox 3wks isolation with our sons was possibly the worst part of being a mother. Nightmares were made of this. One son, with curly blond hair wore his hair like Pebbles Flinstone for a week. The pediatrician said the worst case he'd ever seen...a measles-like rash that blistered. He was not itchy, he was in pain, and I was along with him. I put him in my home pediatric ICU and washed his sheets daily and changed his pillowcase twice a day. He wore socks on his hands to prevent infections from scratching, and hung out in loose pj's.He looked pitiful. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at December 25, 2025 11:09 PM (WONhk) 216
If you ever try to pin this on me I will deny it.
He's one of the best. Posted by: JackStraw You're right, but it's the Bedazzling and glitter that's so off-putting. Posted by: Straight Arrow at December 25, 2025 11:09 PM (oftw2) 217
Did everyone enjoy their Christmas?
Posted by: Piper at December 25, 2025 11:04 PM (hftzA) My parents were well enough to spend Christmas with us. That was a blessing. We had a low key, enjoyable day. You had a nice Christmas surprise visitor, I recall. Hope it was a Merry Christmas. Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 25, 2025 11:10 PM (rghSL) 218
208 Did everyone enjoy their Christmas?
Posted by: Piper ----------- Yes, mostly! Yours started wonderfully, iirc... hope it stayed great! Posted It did and was. Unfortunately she has to go home tomorrow for work, but we are going to plan a trip where she can stay longer. Posted by: Piper at December 25, 2025 11:10 PM (hftzA) 219
Alright, bedtime for Bonzo.
I’m supposed to be up early and drive down to Cleveland for a luncheon with my classmates. Looks like Lake Effect snows all the way … so I might choose life and limb over libations, and stay put. Enjoy the rest of Christmas night folks 🎄 Posted by: browndog stuffed but looking for more at December 25, 2025 11:10 PM (TTAGa) 220
They had such rhythm. It was... mystic.
They were just making memories. Playing closer to the heart and all that. Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at December 25, 2025 11:08 PM (lUFok) In the spirit of the radio, as if they were of a body electric. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 25, 2025 11:11 PM (QcxL/) 221
I'm the piano man.
Posted by: Thomas Bender ------- Sing us a song!!! Posted by: JQ at December 25, 2025 11:08 PM (rdVOm) Now paul is a real estate novelist Who never had time for a wife its not that he's lazy, he just isn't crazy and don't want to be bitched at for life Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 25, 2025 11:11 PM (snZF9) Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 25, 2025 11:13 PM (w6EFb) 223
In the spirit of the radio, as if they were of a body electric.
Lessons for all of us in that. Incorporate your grand designs into your mission and you too can hit the big money. Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at December 25, 2025 11:14 PM (lUFok) 224
In the spirit of the radio, as if they were of a body electric.
Lessons for all of us in that. Incorporate your grand designs into your mission and you too can hit the big money. Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at December 25, 2025 11:14 PM (lUFok) *bows* Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 25, 2025 11:14 PM (QcxL/) Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 25, 2025 11:14 PM (XV/Pl) 226
206 I'm hitting the bourbon and sour patch gummies and taking a break from entertaining, there's only so much Lounge Piano I can take and I'm the piano man.
-------- *winks* Posted by: The Manager at December 25, 2025 11:15 PM (nWPIJ) 227
You had a nice Christmas surprise visitor, I recall. Hope it was a Merry Christmas. Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 25, 2025 11:10 PM (rghSL It really was. I need to get everyone closer. Posted by: Piper at December 25, 2025 11:16 PM (TBDwe) 228
Please tell me Santa isn't holding an Espresso Martini.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 25, 2025 11:16 PM (nWPIJ) 229
In the spirit of the radio, as if they were of a body electric.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 25, 2025 11:11 PM (QcxL/) Spirit of the radio. A fine song ruined with a shit reggae sounding middle part. I'll never forgive them for that. I refuse to play that part of the song. lol Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 25, 2025 11:17 PM (snZF9) 230
Merry Christmas. I love this crazy place.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, First of his name at December 25, 2025 11:17 PM (0aYVJ) Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at December 25, 2025 11:17 PM (lUFok) 232
> 10 I think Santa stopped off for a drink at Krampus' cabin, because there sure aren't any mountains and evergreen trees at the North Pole.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 25, 2025 09:48 PM (npFr7) But there are at North Pole, Alaska, though. Heh. The Santa Claus House tourist trap had fallen on hard times the last time I was there. Dunno if it's been fixed up any since. Just rolled in from dinner with the fam a little while ago. Sitting here with a good stiff Irish coffee (Tullamore Dew, half-and-half, whipped cream... considering adding some brown sugar and telling the diabetes to go fuck itself for the evening), and being pleased I'm in from the 0F/-18 C outside. Happy Merry to all, unless some drive-by reader is of the type to get offended by that, in which case go fuck yourself the same as the diabetes. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 25, 2025 11:18 PM (IG3/x) 233
Interesting vid on YT that keeps popping up, "Is Superman Physically Impossible?" Sounds like an interesting vid, but it's got Neil DeAss Tyson in it so I'll pass.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 25, 2025 11:18 PM (uQesX) 234
Is now very quiet and relaxful after long day of festivations. Grandfathers are drink own wine, some brandy, while cheat at cards. Everyone cheat, so OK. Grandmothers are drink small brandy with raisins, discuss with many speculations why was not someone today here. The Youngs are return to frolickings, with kind but stern warnings of fire hazards of hay. Posted by: Official Novdu Informations at December 25, 2025 11:18 PM (f/3mU) 235
Spirit of the radio. A fine song ruined with a shit reggae sounding middle part. I'll never forgive them for that. I refuse to play that part of the song. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 25, 2025 11:17 PM (snZF9) lol, now that you mention it, I won't be able to unhear it. Please don't ruin any more for me. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 25, 2025 11:19 PM (QcxL/) 236
One more Christmas is inscribed into the books. I do it in cuneiform for security purposes.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 25, 2025 11:19 PM (nWPIJ) 237
> Sing us a song!!!
Posted by: JQ at December 25, 2025 11:08 PM (rdVOm) ...You're a singer. Do me a wrong, you're a bringer of evil. Posted by: Ronnie James at December 25, 2025 11:20 PM (IG3/x) Posted by: JackStraw at December 25, 2025 11:21 PM (viF8m) Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at December 25, 2025 11:21 PM (lUFok) 240
228 Please tell me Santa isn't holding an Espresso Martini.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 25, 2025 11:16 PM (nWPIJ) He's gonna get that silly shit in his mustache. And we all know that after dealing with the world's population of children, he'd need an IV drip of navy strength gin. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 25, 2025 11:21 PM (xzkgE) 241
238 >>Please tell me Santa isn't holding an Espresso Martini.
Santa loves to sail. True story. Posted by: JackStraw at December 25, 2025 11:21 PM (viF8m) ---------- Mrs. Claus could sweat my halyard any day of the week. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 25, 2025 11:23 PM (nWPIJ) 242
222 Uh, no, one should not drink liquid nitrogen: https://is.gd/OXyNzO Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 25, 2025 11:13 PM (w6EFb) They’re worse than the Japanese. Everyone is sitting around laughing while that idiot chef kills some guy. Posted by: Tom Servo at December 25, 2025 11:23 PM (xTuYU) 243
217 Did everyone enjoy their Christmas?
Posted by: Piper at December 25, 2025 11:04 PM (hftzA ----- I enjoyed dinner and the with my brother's family. Left with love and leftovers. And tomorrow, have to muddle through somehow... Posted by: JM in Illinois at December 25, 2025 11:24 PM (Bs2Ft) 244
We grilled today. Burgers, hot dogs and sausages. Everyone was on board with breaking with the usual big meal. Posted by: four seasons at December 25, 2025 11:24 PM (3ek7K) 245
ompilation
TANKER #3 Bella 1 seized Registry: UNKNOWN (was Panama until Oct (2024) Insurance: None identified since the end of 2021 Classification: Was Lloyds up to July 2025 318,518 deadweight tons 1,092 feet --- Finally a reason for waiting to board the Bella. It is a big ship and they had to fly in someone qualified to pilot it. It's a thousand feet long and twenty stories tall. (that's what they are saying) --- Jack Straw@JackStr42679640 . 29m PENTAGON SPECIAL OPS TO 'TAKE CONTROL' OF FLEEING VENEZUELAN OIL TANKER Maritime Special Response Team will 'FAST-ROPE Bella 1' — quotes from WSJ, MSRT footage from Global_Conflict_65 ----- _------- OK, is it fess up time or has someone copped your nic? Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 25, 2025 11:24 PM (9ppvE) 246
One more Christmas is inscribed into the books. I do it in cuneiform for security purposes.
Posted by: Cicero FUN FACT In Hungary in the 90s, bookkeeping could be done in any language, as long as you kept accurate books. I always had one in Hungarian, but if the Tax Authority had ever questioned me, I had a set in Mayan Glyphs. Posted by: Glory Days of Imklos at December 25, 2025 11:25 PM (f/3mU) 247
Just remember... there was a time when it was a perfectly acceptable holiday children's game that involved consuming raisins soaked in flaming high-proof brandy.
We've made some progress in rolling back the nanny state since the Rise of Trump, but we still have a long way to go. https://tinyurl.com/4a7nkhkv Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 25, 2025 11:25 PM (IG3/x) 248
Miklos, you speak Klingon? Posted by: Soothsayer at December 25, 2025 11:26 PM (X/1X8) 249
All the malls are dead or dying, big department stores, too. Are there any Santa jobs that pay anymore?
Posted by: Mr. Kringle at December 25, 2025 11:26 PM (oftw2) 250
How does the coast guard 'fast rope' a tanker?
Search Assist The Coast Guard uses a technique called fast-roping, where troops descend a thick rope from a helicopter to board a ship quickly. This method allows multiple personnel to deploy simultaneously, making it efficient for operations like seizing a tanker at sea Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 25, 2025 11:26 PM (9ppvE) 251
We grilled today. Burgers, hot dogs and sausages.
Everyone was on board with breaking with the usual big meal. Posted by: four seasons We had snacks and appetizers. It was nice to not cook a huge meal. Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 25, 2025 11:27 PM (rghSL) 252
> Finally a reason for waiting to board the Bella.
I saw that the idea of reviving letters of marque and reprisal has been floated recently. As I recall, most nations signed off on a treaty banning them back in the 19th Century, but the United States was not one of them. Imagine what a supertanker plus a cargo of crude oil would fetch at a prize court. I'm thinking there'd be no shortage of volunteers. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 25, 2025 11:28 PM (IG3/x) 253
Did everyone enjoy their Christmas?
Posted by: Piper Yes, even after regretfully declining Miley's invite for Prime Rib. I am/will/do regret this Posted by: Imklos makes Poor Life Choices again at December 25, 2025 11:28 PM (f/3mU) 254
>>Mrs. Claus could sweat my halyard any day of the week.
Boxing Day. Sydney - Hobart race. https://rolexsydneyhobart.com Posted by: JackStraw at December 25, 2025 11:29 PM (viF8m) Posted by: Currently unbanned Imklos at December 25, 2025 11:30 PM (f/3mU) 256
I always had one in Hungarian, but if the Tax Authority had ever questioned me, I had a set in Mayan Glyphs. Posted by: Glory Days of Imklos at December 25, 2025 11:25 PM (f/3mU) --------- It must be handy to have a set of books that takes the end of the world into account. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 25, 2025 11:31 PM (nWPIJ) 257
Worst Woke Karen evah:
youtube.com/watch?v=9nci2FgL_fI Posted by: gp at December 25, 2025 11:31 PM (GHIyr) 258
228 Please tell me Santa isn't holding an Espresso Martini.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 25, 2025 11:16 PM (nWPIJ) It's the correct Myer's to egg nog ratio, just not mixed. Posted by: Frito Bandito at December 25, 2025 11:33 PM (LnZj/) 259
Good evening morons y Feliz Navidad Disco
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 25, 2025 11:33 PM (WGeqj) 260
Then there's meteorological seasons, which align with calendar months, which works out pretty well at least for the typical weather patterns for us in the mid latitudes.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 25, 2025 10:35 PM (w6EFb) I recently learned of the traditional English Quarter Days, which were used in Medieval times to denote what we would call fiscal quarters. All contracts, especially concerning agriculture, started and ended on these days, and each marks 1/4 of the year. The traditional dates were March 25, June 24, Sept 29, and Dec 25, and were named Lady Day, Midsummer Day, Michaelmas, and Christmas Day. Each was treated as a great feast day. Posted by: Tom Servo at December 25, 2025 11:34 PM (xTuYU) 261
Santa Claus looks like Stan Lee in that picture.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 25, 2025 11:36 PM (CHHv1) 262
It must be handy to have a set of books that takes the end of the world into account.
Posted by: Cicero Mainly I figured that tax auditors would have trouble with a vigesimal system. Posted by: Honest Imklos at December 25, 2025 11:36 PM (f/3mU) 263
Spirit of the radio. A fine song ruined with a shit reggae sounding middle part. I'll never forgive them for that. I refuse to play that part of the song. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 25, 2025 11:17 PM (snZF9) lol, now that you mention it, I won't be able to unhear it. Please don't ruin any more for me. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 25, 2025 11:19 PM (QcxL/) Sigh..I know right? Imagine being a guitar player, and you have been playing that frigging song for 45 frigging years and every time you get to that part the pear of anquish appears, you put the pick down, and you say you miserable motherfuckers. 45 years I have refused to play that part. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 25, 2025 11:36 PM (snZF9) 264
Good evening morons y Feliz Navidad Disco
Posted by: San Franpsycho Merry Christmas, kind sir. Please, you are warm and dry and safe? Sounds like it is your turn for the foul weather. Raining all day here. Getting cold tonight. Snow level down to 1000 ft. Posted by: nurse ratched at December 25, 2025 11:37 PM (XwqDD) 265
MiL made chocolate soufflés for dessert tonight. Each serving would have been enough for three.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 25, 2025 11:38 PM (vL0rw) 266
Imagine what a supertanker plus a cargo of crude oil would fetch at a prize court. I'm thinking there'd be no shortage of volunteers.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 25, 2025 11:28 PM (IG3/x) The crude on the first tanker which was seized, which is about to reach the offshore Louisiana holding area, is valued at about $80 million. That’s just the cargo , doesn’t include the ship. (And that’s why you do NOT sink an oil tanker, you capture it!) Posted by: Tom Servo at December 25, 2025 11:41 PM (xTuYU) 267
Merry Christmas nurse. The weather has been crazy. Cells have been moving through with high winds and rain that last about a half hour then calm returns. We were wakened by a tornado alert at 3 am.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 25, 2025 11:41 PM (vL0rw) 268
267 Merry Christmas nurse. The weather has been crazy. Cells have been moving through with high winds and rain that last about a half hour then calm returns. We were wakened by a tornado alert at 3 am.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 25, 2025 11:41 PM (vL0rw) Took 4 inches of water off the pool here in Central Valley Calif.... my big rain gauge as there is no runoff into the pool... so this is just rain. Still hearing big gusts of wind going down the Valley tonight... but heck, saw the sun for the first time in 6 weeks today as a bank of clouds blew through. Posted by: Romeo13 at December 25, 2025 11:44 PM (mP0Kj) 269
It was fairly warm today... mid-50s. Was going to clean out pellet stove and pipe to chimney, so shut it off before lunch with hubby.
Had such a good time with hub, and his son called, and then I had to check dad's place & put yard waste cans to the curb for tomorrow pick up. Dark and rainy by the time I got home! No bueno for stove pipe cleanout. Meh. Plugged in a space heater-- stove and pipe will wait until daylight. Posted by: JQ at December 25, 2025 11:45 PM (rdVOm) 270
""How does the coast guard 'fast rope' a tanker?""
With a lasso, a real big one, and a cowboy with a really good arm. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 25, 2025 11:47 PM (snZF9) 271
RealRobert@Real_RobN . Here it is:
Another poll watcher under oath: “You must know in your heart that this election was fraudulent.” U.S. military ballots on November 3, 2020: “I witnessed military ballots being duplicated. I just thought it was strange that only Biden’s name was selected—no down-ballot. And I watched multiples. I don’t know how many I watched, and not one of them was for Trump. I thought that was really strange, especially being military.” 2020 was not an election; it was a treasonous conspiracy. https://tinyurl.com/mrxdetw6 Read that Bondi's got about 10 days before the statute of limitations run out. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 25, 2025 11:47 PM (9ppvE) 272
Be careful with the space heater -- no flammable objects near it Of course you know, JQ, you're no dummy. Posted by: Soothsayer at December 25, 2025 11:49 PM (X/1X8) 273
Thanks, Soothsayer. Yep. Space heater is one of those nice oil-filled units, and is sitting on the brick hearth beside pellet stove. Nothing flammable anywhere near it.
Posted by: JQ at December 25, 2025 11:51 PM (rdVOm) 274
>>2020 was not an election; it was a treasonous conspiracy.
Amazing how many times us conspiracy theorists have been right. It's almost like we weren't guessing. Posted by: JackStraw at December 25, 2025 11:51 PM (viF8m) 275
I like those oil filled heaters. Quiet usually safe. Posted by: Soothsayer at December 25, 2025 11:51 PM (X/1X8) 276
Just getting home from Christmas whirlwind. Hope all of you had a wonderful day.
Posted by: scampydog at December 25, 2025 11:52 PM (41CYW) Posted by: Soothsayer at December 25, 2025 11:53 PM (X/1X8) 278
Evening, all,
I hope your Christmas went well. Mine did, for a wonder. Linda knew what she was getting (coffee and a jewelry box), because she'd asked for them. She also pointed me to a chain and a cat charm on eBay that she would like, both reasonably priced. She gave me a large wooden box, like a cigar box I guess, large enough for me to store my various tobaccos; a little vial of men's cologne; and, get this, an air purifier/filter. "Tobacco-adjacent," she said. I would like to use it, but I hope it's not too noisy. Anyway, I hope you all had a good Christmas and will be able to enjoy the rest of what everybody calls "the holidays." Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 25, 2025 11:54 PM (wzUl9) 279
Read that Bondi's got about 10 days before the statute of limitations run out.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 25, 2025 11:47 PM (9ppvE) The case is doubtless sitting on her desk. Like the Epstein files were. Posted by: she work hard for the money, so hard for the money at December 25, 2025 11:54 PM (mrP+j) 280
🇯🇵 JAPAN APPROVES RECORD $58 BILLION DEFENSE BUDGET AS ASIA ARMS RACE ACCELERATES
Japan's Cabinet just approved a record defense budget exceeding 9 trillion yen ($58 billion) for fiscal 2026, up 9.4% from last year. The focus: strike-back capability, cruise missiles, and unmanned drones to counter China. Prime Minister Sanae Takaichi said in November that Japan's military could get involved if China takes action against Taiwan. Beijing didn't take that well. --- hahahahahahaha Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 25, 2025 11:57 PM (9ppvE) 281
Lady Day, March 25, was the start of the new calendar year in Britain until the adopted the New Style calendar in 1752 (wouldn't call it Gregorian, because Catholic). By that time, the Gregorian had jumped 11 days ahead, and after Sept 2, they jumped to Sept 14, and then started the new year on Jan 1 thereafter. Thus 1752 had little less than 9 months. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 25, 2025 11:57 PM (w6EFb) Posted by: JQ at December 25, 2025 11:58 PM (rdVOm) 283
273 Thanks, Soothsayer. Yep. Space heater is one of those nice oil-filled units, and is sitting on the brick hearth beside pellet stove. Nothing flammable anywhere near it.
Posted by: JQ at December 25, 2025 11:51 PM (rdVOm) We used to burn 3 cords of wood a winter to heat the house.... fire every single night. Now? We can't even HAVE a wood fire. Thanks Calif. Posted by: Romeo13 at December 25, 2025 11:58 PM (mP0Kj) 284
Why thank you kindly, JQ. I hope you have poured one for yourself too.
Posted by: scampydog at December 26, 2025 12:02 AM (41CYW) 285
The microphone smells like a beer.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 26, 2025 12:03 AM (pkeXY) 286
45 years I have refused to play that part.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 25, 2025 11:36 PM (snZF9) It is almost as if it echoes with the sound of salesmen. Of salesmen! Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 26, 2025 12:03 AM (dK+Kv) 287
Time to drag my tired carcass to bed. At least I don't have to work in the morning. Have a good evening, Horde!
Posted by: PabloD at December 26, 2025 12:03 AM (Epuwl) 288
Is that Santa Trump at the top??
Posted by: ... at December 26, 2025 12:04 AM (E0p3T) 289
Now? We can't even HAVE a wood fire. Thanks Calif.
Posted by: Romeo13 --------- Dang. How sad. I lived in CA for a bit less than a year, '89-'90. Could not wait to leave, even back then! Sorry, Romeo13. I hope you can escape before the state implodes. Posted by: JQ at December 26, 2025 12:04 AM (rdVOm) 290
Natural gas in the house primarily to the HVAC which the roofers shot. But the so called fire place has a little gas outlet that I installed a standard cut off then attached a blue flame space heater.
FIRE IN THE HOUSE It doesn't receive enough gas (there's a blockage somewhere) to burn up to it's full potential but it makes a difference. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 26, 2025 12:06 AM (9ppvE) 291
Why thank you kindly, JQ. I hope you have poured one for yourself too.
Posted by: scampydog ------- You're welcome! You betcher sweet bippy I gots one for myself...LOL. Hope you had a great day. Posted by: JQ at December 26, 2025 12:07 AM (rdVOm) 292
Sorry, Romeo13. I hope you can escape before the state implodes.
Posted by: JQ at December 26, 2025 12:04 AM (rdVOm) ---------- Implode? In 25 years CA is going to be the bestest state evah! Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 26, 2025 12:09 AM (JkO4W) 293
The crude on the first tanker which was seized, which is about to reach the offshore Louisiana holding area, is valued at about $80 million. That’s just the cargo , doesn’t include the ship. (And that’s why you do NOT sink an oil tanker, you capture it!)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 25, 2025 11:41 PM (xTuYU) ========= AAaaaargh! Posted by: Dread Pirate mrp at December 26, 2025 12:10 AM (rj6Yv) 294
Implode? In 25 years CA is going to be the bestest state evah!
Posted by: Cicero --------- Uh huh. I won't be around in 25 years, so will just take your word for it. Meanwhile... lotsa luck! Posted by: JQ at December 26, 2025 12:12 AM (rdVOm) 295
It is almost as if it echoes with the sound of salesmen. Of salesmen!
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 26, 2025 12:03 AM (dK+Kv) Oh, you don't get something for nothing Posted by: Fen at December 26, 2025 12:13 AM (id160) 296
Hadrian- if we are ever at the same party we will know each other by our shoes
Posted by: free tibet at December 26, 2025 12:14 AM (iNp3L) 297
>>The case is doubtless sitting on her desk. Like the Epstein files were.
Not as long as this one has been going on. It's almost like some who claim to hate the media still form their beliefs around what the media says. You did know Brennan is already trying fight off an indictment in Florida, right? https://tinyurl.com/5tt9ejk7 Just because the media you claim to hate isn't reporting it doesn't mean it isn't happening. Posted by: JackStraw at December 26, 2025 12:16 AM (viF8m) 298
We didn't need that safety shit back in the 70's.
Posted by: Soothsayer Remember those lawn darts you borrowed? I think I need 'em back I hope you attached various fireworks to them. If I don't see burn marks, I will be disspoint Posted by: 70s kid Imklos at December 26, 2025 12:17 AM (f/3mU) 299
When I put the rib roast in the smoker, I changed things up a bit and put an aluminum tray partially filled with water in the smoker. It cut down the amount of bark on the roast, but the meat came out moist and tender and perfectly medium rare.
Posted by: mrp at December 26, 2025 12:17 AM (rj6Yv) 300
Oh, you don't get something for nothing
Posted by: Fen You gotta have something If you wanna be with me Posted by: Imklos in best Billy Preston style at December 26, 2025 12:19 AM (f/3mU) 301
It is almost as if it echoes with the sound of salesmen. Of salesmen!
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 26, 2025 12:03 AM (dK+Kv) My default line over the years has been echos with the sound of dickheads. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 26, 2025 12:20 AM (snZF9) 302
and perfectly medium rare.
Posted by: mrp We are use dried cow dung for such purpose but NO EAT COW Posted by: H1-B Sajeet at December 26, 2025 12:20 AM (f/3mU) 303
and perfectly medium rare.
Posted by: mrp ---------- Beef tenderloin here this evening. BiL nailed it with the cooking - fork only for cutting. Ate too much, but damn... Posted by: scampydog at December 26, 2025 12:23 AM (41CYW) Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 26, 2025 12:23 AM (dK+Kv) 305
We didn't need that safety shit back in the 70's.
Posted by: Soothsayer My best friend and I had roman candle wand wars https://tinyurl.com/bdcusttm I'm astonished we survived high school Posted by: Fen at December 26, 2025 12:24 AM (id160) 306
I guess it time for some bourbon. Then again, JD isn't actually bourbon, is it. Its all brown liquor to me anyway. Not into the clear shit, tastes like hospital.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 26, 2025 12:25 AM (snZF9) 307
Gained twenty pounds just reading the food comments.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 26, 2025 12:26 AM (pkeXY) 308
Now that it's late, maybe I won't be accused of thread-jacking? Heh...
Haven't heard any more from BIL, what decided to go back to his *abandoned* 5th wheel trailer for something he left behind. (Probably will find it *gone* after 2 weeks in a state rest area!) He probably won't arrive there until tomorrow or next day-- I don't believe he drives at all when it's dark out. The place is about 400 miles from here, so probably BIL won't come here thinking to Today, I get bs from my own lil bro-- who informs me that he's invited "a friend" (complete stranger to me) to go steelhead fishing this Spring-- and of course plans for them to stay at our *deceased* Dad's house. I told him no. He argued, says it's his house too and he'll do whatever he wants there. Uh, no-- it's part of an estate, I am representative, and it hasn't been settled yet. Too bad for him, that his key won't work LOL. Posted by: JQ at December 26, 2025 12:26 AM (rdVOm) 309
I guess it time for some bourbon. Then again, JD isn't actually bourbon, is it. Its all brown liquor to me anyway. Not into the clear shit, tastes like hospital.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division *sends 144 tiny paper umbrellas* *good for beverages or lighting dried out former Christmas trees* *a former decorative tree, put in a barrel, will shoot off like a rocket* Posted by: Hints from Heloise and Imklos at December 26, 2025 12:29 AM (f/3mU) 310
Not sure how I've managed to end up with all this sh@t on my plate... it's like people just dump on me and leave. I'm gonna stop answering my phone!
Posted by: JQ at December 26, 2025 12:33 AM (rdVOm) 311
JQ, I was wondering how your BiL's wacky adventures were going, and hope he stays out of your hair..
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 26, 2025 12:33 AM (rghSL) 312
You gotta have something
If you wanna be with me Posted by: Imklos in best Billy Preston style at December 26, 2025 12:19 AM (f/3mU) Snow Dog, when the walls fell (I know, so sue me) Posted by: Fen at December 26, 2025 12:33 AM (id160) 313
that his key won't work LOL.
Posted by: JQ It wasn't until about a month ago that I had a key to my parents' (now my) house. Doors were always locked from the inside, or leave and the garage door closes. Low crime area After decades What is this key for? Oh, doors and stuff. Posted by: Imklos has All-Access Pass at December 26, 2025 12:36 AM (f/3mU) 314
Can't we do better than AI slop on the ONT?
Posted by: lurker at December 26, 2025 12:36 AM (kMPDO) 315
Heh. Today is the first day of Kwanza (according to my calendar.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 26, 2025 12:37 AM (bss/y) 316
>>My best friend and I had roman candle wand wars
Always. We also used to play a game we called Dart Tag. Which was tag. Played with Darts. Good times. Posted by: garrett at December 26, 2025 12:37 AM (grNgC) 317
BarelyScaryMary-- LOL, I just *know* that I haven't heard the last of BIL. Just a matter of time...
But I'm not responsible for him. He's got to do what he's got to do. :shrug: Lil bro has issues too, and again-- I'm not responsible for his BS. He also is a grown man and needs to sort his sh!t. Posted by: JQ at December 26, 2025 12:37 AM (rdVOm) 318
Can't we do better than AI slop on the ONT?
Posted by: lurker at December 26, 2025 12:36 AM (kMPDO) Ask and you shall receive. GINGER AI slop... https://tinyurl.com/yc28nk5m Posted by: Fen at December 26, 2025 12:39 AM (id160) Posted by: ImklosBot v. 20005.87.986.02 at December 26, 2025 12:40 AM (f/3mU) 320
Brennan, that's one of, what, 5 or 10 that should be bleeding money to lawyers with X having a hay day while Blue Cheese laments all day and night.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 26, 2025 12:41 AM (9ppvE) 321
Today, I get bs from my own lil bro-- who informs me that he's invited "a friend" (complete stranger to me) to go steelhead fishing this Spring-- and of course plans for them to stay at our *deceased* Dad's house. I told him no. He argued, says it's his house too and he'll do whatever he wants there. Uh, no-- it's part of an estate, I am representative, and it hasn't been settled yet. Too bad for him, that his key won't work LOL.
Posted by: JQ at December 26, 2025 12:26 AM (rdVOm) What has to be settled with the house? Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 26, 2025 12:42 AM (snZF9) 322
I used to believe that I was some kind of fk-up, because of so many different jobs over the years. No college degree, just work here and there... until my *last* job, what lasted almost 30 years.
I've done a lot of things. Learned (at least partly!) some trade-stuff as well as retail and food/bar service. "Specialization is for insects!" -- (I forgot who) Heinlein? Posted by: JQ at December 26, 2025 12:43 AM (rdVOm) 323
Can't we do better than AI slop on the ONT?
Posted by: lurker at December 26, 2025 12:36 AM (kMPDO) Ask and you shall receive. GINGER AI slop... Posted by: Fen at December 26, 2025 12:39 AM (id160) Ever see any of those AI Elvis in different movies slop? Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 26, 2025 12:43 AM (uQesX) 324
304 ICYMI this morning.
Christmas babe. http://alturl.com/4uidq Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 26, 2025 12:23 AM (dK+Kv) Thanks for reposting, I wanted to see who that was. Natalia Tihomirova is the name on the pic you posted. There is also a fake, I think, where Scarlett Johannsen is stuck on the body. Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 26, 2025 12:43 AM (bss/y) 325
Not as long as this one has been going on. It's almost like some who claim to hate the media still form their beliefs around what the media says. You did know Brennan is already trying fight off an indictment in Florida, right? https://tinyurl.com/5tt9ejk7 Just because the media you claim to hate isn't reporting it doesn't mean it isn't happening. Posted by: JackStraw at December 26, 2025 12:16 AM ---- Yes, Brennan accuses Republicans of judge shopping. Golly, I sure hope the Democrats don't get that idea. Posted by: JM in Illinois at December 26, 2025 12:43 AM (0pev9) 326
ICYMI this morning.
Christmas babe. http://alturl.com/4uidq Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 26, 2025 12:23 AM (dK+Kv) That is a superior woman. I actually saved that link, and I don't normally do that. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 26, 2025 12:44 AM (snZF9) 327
I had s Stretch Armstrong.
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 26, 2025 12:45 AM (R2vJa) 328
It's everywhere, these days. AI slop everywhere you look. I don't figure AoS should be any different, because everyone cheats and serves up the slop now. But it really is gross slop.
Posted by: lurker at December 26, 2025 12:46 AM (kMPDO) Posted by: Neue Deutsche Eco-CuisineArt at December 26, 2025 12:46 AM (f/3mU) Posted by: Rockem Sockem Imklos at December 26, 2025 12:48 AM (f/3mU) 331
What has to be settled with the house?
Posted by: Berserker ------- The house is not empty, or cleaned up for sale. There are a couple of other loose ends that I'm working on, before the estate can be "closed" Meanwhile, lil bro keeps using it as a free hotel-- just goes there to fk off & party once or twice a year. Every damned time I start working on the place, some sh@t happens to stop or slow me down! It's a frigging curse! Posted by: JQ at December 26, 2025 12:48 AM (rdVOm) 332
No five wheel wagons on the ONT
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 26, 2025 12:48 AM (pkeXY) 333
305 We didn't need that safety shit back in the 70's.
Posted by: Soothsayer My best friend and I had roman candle wand wars https://tinyurl.com/bdcusttm I'm astonished we survived high school Posted by: Fen at December 26, 2025 12:24 AM (id160) ---- Didja notice that the spectator on the sidelines was telling the Warriors, " You have to get closer." Posted by: JM in Illinois at December 26, 2025 12:49 AM (wWENI) 334
Every damned time I start working on the place, some sh@t happens to stop or slow me down! It's a frigging curse!
Posted by: JQ You sound like a nice lady with some problems. Maybe we can help Posted by: Tony 'Imklos" Soprano at December 26, 2025 12:52 AM (f/3mU) 335
The first tanker seized was the Skipper on December 10, 2025, Approximately 1.85 million barrels of oil.
The Centuries, seized on December 20, 2025. Approximately 1.8 million barrels of Merey crude oil. Bella 1 tanker, seized on December 25, 2025, is a Panamanian-flagged vessel that was under U.S. sanctions since 2024. Bella 1 was not carrying any cargo at the time of interception. --- That's odd. Why was it leaving Venezuela with no cargo? Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 26, 2025 12:54 AM (9ppvE) 336
No five wheel wagons on the ONT
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. Five wheels? That's yer problem right there Posted by: Casey Jones at December 26, 2025 12:54 AM (f/3mU) 337
Always.
We also used to play a game we called Dart Tag. Which was tag. Played with Darts. Good times. Posted by: garrett at December 26, 2025 12:37 AM Men being men. Also, sometimes, dying younger. Posted by: JM in Illinois at December 26, 2025 12:54 AM (/TzNd) 338
Five minutes left to the day. Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night.
Posted by: JM in Illinois at December 26, 2025 12:56 AM (/TzNd) 339
>>Yes, Brennan accuses Republicans of judge shopping. Golly, I sure hope the Democrats don't get that idea.
The DOJ is building a conspiracy case and doing it in Florida. Been going since Trump got in office. No guarantees of wins but I'll take Florida over DC for any trial. Posted by: JackStraw at December 26, 2025 12:57 AM (viF8m) 340
No guarantees of wins but I'll take Florida over DC for any trial.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 26, 2025 12:57 AM (viF8m) Absolutely. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 26, 2025 12:59 AM (snZF9) Christmas Cafe![]() Rescue fox is happy to see his rescuer come home. This cat is in heaven -- a rock-climbing gym. Christmas is more fun than a bucket of baby otters. Baby rabbit. (?) Hitchin' a ride. Bears and a bison enjoying the snow.
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Posted by: Hawkpilot at December 25, 2025 07:15 PM (oJ9lv) 2
Twofer…. I’ll go fetch ‘em.
Posted by: Hawkpilot at December 25, 2025 07:15 PM (oJ9lv) 3
Otters dutifully called.
Posted by: Hawkpilot at December 25, 2025 07:16 PM (oJ9lv) 4
Good evening everyone
Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2025 07:17 PM (Ia/+0) 5
AI picture up top. That color horse with that color mane is an impossibility. No tail shown either.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 25, 2025 07:17 PM (sDNVV) 6
The picture is,… odd.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 25, 2025 07:19 PM (OXYBr) 7
"AI picture up top. That color horse with that color mane is an impossibility. No tail shown either."
Stars look real though. Posted by: Racially Ambiguous Honky at December 25, 2025 07:20 PM (zdQuL) 8
Cats rule. Dogs drool.
Posted by: Accomack at December 25, 2025 07:20 PM (/Chlc) 9
For Christmas I received information that would lead to the arrest and conviction of Hillary Clin
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at December 25, 2025 07:20 PM (Kt19C) Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 25, 2025 07:21 PM (a4flb) 11
" AI picture up top. That color horse with that color mane is an impossibility. No tail shown either.
Posted by: Ben Had" The buggy has five wheels. Posted by: fd at December 25, 2025 07:22 PM (vFG9F) Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 25, 2025 07:22 PM (kfTpm) 13
We be alls want wish Presdent Oabana Happy Persins of Coller H I a Happy Christmis.
Posted by: Mary Cloggistein from Brattleboro, Vt at December 25, 2025 07:23 PM (fUSwr) 14
AI always has problems with “B”
Posted by: banana Dream at December 25, 2025 07:23 PM (OXYBr) 15
fd, .you are so right! I couldn't get past the horse.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 25, 2025 07:23 PM (sDNVV) 16
Cats don't give a shit about what mood you're in, whereas Dogs can sense if you're sad. Cats have no empathy. Posted by: Soothsayer at December 25, 2025 07:23 PM (NbzcP) 17
That's the horse of a different color.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 25, 2025 07:24 PM (pkeXY) 18
The picture is,… odd.
What is odd about a five wheeled coach? Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 25, 2025 07:21 PM (a4flb) It was 6 wheels, but it looks like the chick is driving. It has 5 wheels now. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 25, 2025 07:24 PM (snZF9) 19
I'll bet my left nut Cats fit the profile for Sociopaths. Posted by: Soothsayer at December 25, 2025 07:24 PM (NbzcP) 20
Merry Christmas!
President Donald Trump said the U.S. launched airstrikes in northwest Nigeria on Christmas night targeting ISIS militants he accused of killing Christians, calling the operation decisive and warning further attacks would follow if the violence continues. "Tonight, at my direction as Commander in Chief, the United States launched a powerful and deadly strike against ISIS Terrorist Scum in Northwest Nigeria, who have been targeting and viciously killing, primarily, innocent Christians, at levels not seen for many years, and even Centuries!" Trump said Thursday on Truth Social. "I have previously warned these Terrorists that if they did not stop the slaughtering of Christians, there would be hell to pay, and tonight, there was. The Department of War executed numerous perfect strikes, as only the United States is capable of doing. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 25, 2025 07:25 PM (L/fGl) 21
The coach people have mutant faces!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 25, 2025 07:25 PM (kfTpm) 22
Ace drops a load of catnip in the Cafe to keep things hopping.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 25, 2025 07:25 PM (sDNVV) 23
It was 6 wheels, but it looks like the chick is driving. It has 5 wheels now.
And she is a true back seat driver. Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 25, 2025 07:26 PM (a4flb) Posted by: Soothsayer at December 25, 2025 07:26 PM (AMBVe) 25
Rumba and cats together have to be fun to watch
Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2025 07:26 PM (Ia/+0) 26
"I have previously warned these Terrorists that if they did not stop the slaughtering of Christians, there would be hell to pay, and tonight, there was. The Department of War executed numerous perfect strikes, as only the United States is capable of doing.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! ------- Every day should be Christmas day tor these bastards. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 25, 2025 07:27 PM (9ppvE) 27
"I have previously warned these Terrorists that if they did not stop the slaughtering of Christians, there would be hell to pay, and tonight, there was. The Department of War executed numerous perfect strikes, as only the United States is capable of doing.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 25, 2025 07:25 PM (L/fGl) You better not pout, you better not cry The word has gone out its time that you die Americans will level your town Trumps making a list and checking it twice to see who gets an explosive device Americans will level your town Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 25, 2025 07:28 PM (snZF9) 28
Hamster has to be hung over
Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2025 07:28 PM (Ia/+0) 29
Bers, Bravo.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 25, 2025 07:28 PM (sDNVV) 30
There's a streetlight floating in the air in the background.
This is fun. Kind of like those I Spy picture books. Posted by: fd at December 25, 2025 07:29 PM (vFG9F) 31
Washington crossed the Delaware tonight, 249 years ago. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 25, 2025 07:29 PM (w6EFb) 32
Horse color and mane doesn't look way far off for a Belgian, but no feathers and it looks too lean and not a big enough hoof to be a draft breed to me.
Posted by: PaleRider at December 25, 2025 07:30 PM (hhkIi) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 25, 2025 07:31 PM (tgvbd) 34
I think the lamp post by the church is floating in the air. AI sucks.
Posted by: Indy Bill at December 25, 2025 07:31 PM (pIv1O) 35
I dunno if this is accurate, but it was at this time of day when General George Jefferson crossed the Delaware River, completing the trips at around 3 am. Posted by: Soothsayer at December 25, 2025 07:31 PM (AMBVe) 36
A Skywalker family Christmas photo
x.com/JeffDye/status/2004051749284561389 Posted by: t-bird at December 25, 2025 07:31 PM (OjdEO) 37
And the red bow has 3 tails!
AI sucks Posted by: Soothsayer Or is there a bow on both sides of the light pole? 4th tail is behind all the other stuff. Posted by: mikeski at December 25, 2025 07:32 PM (nhCoE) 38
Hope Trump killed them in their sleep on Christmas.
Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at December 25, 2025 07:32 PM (0yLoC) 39
I dunno if this is accurate, but it was at this time of day when General George Jefferson crossed the Delaware River, completing the trips at around 3 am.
Posted by: Soothsayer Someone had to go back for more dimes. Evening all. Posted by: rickb223 at December 25, 2025 07:32 PM (c115l) 40
So, yeah, exactly 249 years from right this minute, Colony soldiers were crossing the river. And a year from today will be the 250th Anniversary. Posted by: Soothsayer at December 25, 2025 07:33 PM (AMBVe) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 25, 2025 07:33 PM (tgvbd) 42
You better not pout, you better not cry The word has gone out its time that you die Americans will level your town Trumps making a list and checking it twice to see who gets an explosive device Americans will level your town Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division ------------------ He'll bomb you when your sleeping He'll bomb when you're awake He knows if you've been bad or good So be good for goodness sake. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 25, 2025 07:33 PM (9ppvE) 43
That little fox is ridiculously cute.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 25, 2025 07:34 PM (viF8m) 44
38 Hope Trump killed them in their sleep on Christmas. - Cheerful Reprobate
There's got to be a picture somewhere of Trump crossing the Delaware. Posted by: Paco at December 25, 2025 07:34 PM (2L+MU) 45
Gee, Ace, this is fun. Do another one!!
Posted by: Indy Bill at December 25, 2025 07:34 PM (pIv1O) 46
The secular Seuss
He puzzled and puzzled til his puzzler was sore. It came without Jesus. It came without Mary. It came without Shepherds or Wise Men. It came without churches. It came without God. Christmas came just the same, said the Grinch. Very odd. Posted by: mindful webworker - couldn't make it rhyme at December 25, 2025 07:35 PM (uPdbI) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 25, 2025 07:35 PM (9ppvE) 48
Mmmmm. Christmas ribeye dinner.
Was able to get 10 ribeyes from one of the bone in ribeye roasts. Dining on the trimmings. Posted by: rickb223 at December 25, 2025 07:35 PM (c115l) 49
Expect blubbing from Democrats that Trump killed Christian-murdering Musloid terrorists without reading them their Miranda rights. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 25, 2025 07:36 PM (tgvbd) 50
Okay, who gave the time machine to this broad? It is only 00:33 UTC, or GMT, or Zulu if you prefer Dec 26th now. I suppose that might have been the local time zone somewhere but its weird.
ByGOLDIE KATZ DECEMBER 26, 2025 01:23 Updated: DECEMBER 26, 2025 01:25 The United States launches a number of strikes against Islamic State terrorists in Nigeria, US President Donald Trump announced on social media early on Friday. The strikes, which Trump claimed were "deadly," were ordered due to recent Islamic State attacks on Nigerian Christians. "The Department of War executed numerous perfect strikes, as only the United States is capable of doing," Trump said, adding that he wishes a "MERRY CHRISTMAS to all, including the dead Terrorists, of which there will be many more if their slaughter of Christians continues." - JPost ==== Posted by: PaleRider at December 25, 2025 07:37 PM (hhkIi) 51
I'm not sure how I lived to be 70 without knowing this, but the future fifth president of the United States joined the future first president in the critical attack on the Hessians in Trenton, New Jersey on December 26, 1776. James Monroe was seriously wounded in the attack, getting shot in the chest.
https://tinyurl.com/pdvk4aem Posted by: Paco at December 25, 2025 07:37 PM (2L+MU) 52
Gee, Ace, this is fun. Do another one!!
Posted by: Indy Bill *snort You gotta love 'em when someone has two left hands and no thumbs thanks to AI. Posted by: rickb223 at December 25, 2025 07:37 PM (c115l) Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 25, 2025 07:38 PM (a4flb) Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at December 25, 2025 07:38 PM (0yLoC) 55
Shouldn't that bear be hi-brrr-nating?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 25, 2025 07:38 PM (ynpvh) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 25, 2025 07:39 PM (tgvbd) 57
Thanks to the on the ground assets for the targeting information.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 25, 2025 07:39 PM (sDNVV) 58
55 Shouldn't that bear be hi-brrr-nating?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 25, 2025 07:38 PM (ynpvh) Oh, it's at a zoo...nevermind... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 25, 2025 07:39 PM (ynpvh) 59
Posted by: PaleRider at December 25
Revelation 6:8 - "And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him." Love your Book Posted by: Tonypete at December 25, 2025 07:40 PM (cYBz/) 60
When you zoom in on the woman in the 5 wheel buggy, not only does she a weird face, but she looks like she’s strapped into that buggy.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 25, 2025 07:41 PM (xTuYU) 61
Nigeria is in WAT (West African Time), which is UTC+1. That's the same as CET, but DST rules differ. Don't think WAT does DST at all. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 25, 2025 07:42 PM (w6EFb) Posted by: Soothsayer at December 25, 2025 07:42 PM (D9G5F) 63
When you zoom in on the woman in the 5 wheel buggy, not only does she a weird face, but she looks like she’s strapped into that buggy. Posted by: Tom Servo at December 25, 2025 07:41 PM (xTuYU) __________ Retouching by a rank amateur. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 25, 2025 07:43 PM (tgvbd) 64
50 Okay, who gave the time machine to this broad? It is only 00:33 UTC, or GMT, or Zulu if you prefer Dec 26th now. I suppose that might have been the local time zone somewhere but its weird.
ByGOLDIE KATZ DECEMBER 26, 2025 01:23 Updated: DECEMBER 26, 2025 01:25 The United States launches a number of strikes against Islamic State terrorists in Nigeria, US President Donald Trump announced on social media early on Friday. The strikes, which Trump claimed were "deadly," were ordered due to recent Islamic State attacks on Nigerian Christians. "The Department of War executed numerous perfect strikes, as only the United States is capable of doing," Trump said, adding that he wishes a "MERRY CHRISTMAS to all, including the dead Terrorists, of which there will be many more if their slaughter of Christians continues." - JPost ==== Posted by: PaleRider at December 25, 2025 07:37 PM (hhkIi) https://youtu.be/6bkwuAzts9o&t=10s Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 25, 2025 07:44 PM (ynpvh) 65
Trump channeling George Washington
Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2025 07:44 PM (Ia/+0) 66
Every thing the Ford family touches turns to shit. Posted by: Auspex at December 25, 2025 07:45 PM (YAFrp) 67
This one has the body of a stripper:
https://is.gd/qF0NDt Posted by: Soothsayer at December 25, 2025 07:42 PM (D9G5F) Aw c’mon dad, you’re not supposed to look at the kids shows that way! Posted by: Tom Servo at December 25, 2025 07:45 PM (xTuYU) 68
Thank you President Trump for the Christmas present. I don't want to be greedy but I want more of it. Posted by: fourseasons at December 25, 2025 07:45 PM (3ek7K) 69
Global positioning be upon you, ragheads.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 25, 2025 07:46 PM (sDNVV) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 25, 2025 07:47 PM (tgvbd) 71
61: But that tweet was posted on the previous thread at 23
The chick should learn how to use UTC and use it for a story that is going to be instantly international. Posted by: PaleRider at December 25, 2025 07:47 PM (hhkIi) 72
Came by to thank the President for blowing up jihadis, but my Lume is expired, the 72 hours are up. See you on the other side of the bathtub ring.
Posted by: Considerate Of Others at December 25, 2025 07:47 PM (oftw2) 73
What's funny about Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town is we see she started out as an 8, (a ginger 10 ), and then turned into butter ball 40 minutes later. Posted by: Soothsayer at December 25, 2025 07:47 PM (D9G5F) 74
20-year-old content creator and streamer, Braden Peters ran over a stalker with his CyberTruck.
Security confirmed that the stalker Clavicula (pseudo name of Peters) ran over didn't get up. https://tinyurl.com/yf4x5mf9 NSFW language Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 25, 2025 07:47 PM (9ppvE) 75
Trump needs to channel his inner Augustus Caesar
Posted by: Accomack at December 25, 2025 07:47 PM (/Chlc) 76
Merry Christmas, Hordelings! Hope everyone is having a great day, and are well-fed. I do not want to eat until 2026.
Thank you Ace, for this place. Posted by: bluebell at December 25, 2025 07:49 PM (79pEw) 77
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What's funny about Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town is we see she started out as an 8, (a ginger 10 ), and then turned into butter ball 40 minutes later. Posted by: Soothsayer at December 25, 2025 07:47 PM (D9G5F) Mexican food does that to you... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 25, 2025 07:49 PM (ynpvh) 78
FTR, Grok is firmly in the "pineapple does belong on pizza, fight me" corner. So there. That's right, that just happened
Posted by: Fen at December 25, 2025 07:50 PM (6COFX) 79
Americans: We'll bomb you in your sleep on Christmas.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 25, 2025 07:33 PM (tgvbd) --- President Trump does seem to be someone who likes to uphold American values and traditions. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 25, 2025 07:50 PM (ESVrU) 80
Have a holly jolly Trumpmas!
Jihadis need to die. I don't know if we'll prevail, but we sure need to try! Posted by: Zombie Burl Ives at December 25, 2025 07:50 PM (0yLoC) 81
Merry Christmas morons
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at December 25, 2025 07:51 PM (xcxpd) Posted by: Paco at December 25, 2025 07:51 PM (2L+MU) 83
78 FTR, Grok is firmly in the "pineapple does belong on pizza, fight me" corner. So there. That's right, that just happened
Posted by: Fen at December 25, 2025 07:50 PM (6COFX) Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is knowing it goes on pizza, not pineapple... Had a work buddy who loved Pineapple & Ham pizza. It's...okay. I like meaty dishes savory, not sweet. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 25, 2025 07:51 PM (ynpvh) 84
Well, bounced in, bouncing out. Merry Christmas folks.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 25, 2025 07:52 PM (ynpvh) 85
That Biden family picture is awful. Some serious issues with that group.
Posted by: Indy Bill at December 25, 2025 07:53 PM (pIv1O) 86
75 Trump needs to channel his inner Augustus Caesar
Posted by: Accomack at December 25, 2025 07:47 PM (/Chlc) Put out a decree that all within his realm must return to their original home towns. Especially the illegals. Posted by: Tom Servo at December 25, 2025 07:53 PM (xTuYU) 87
76 Merry Christmas, Hordelings! Hope everyone is having a great day, and are well-fed. I do not want to eat until 2026.
Thank you Ace, for this place. Posted by: bluebell at December 25, 2025 07:49 PM (79pEw) Amen!! Both to Ace and not wanting to eat until 2026! Merry Christmas to you and yours!! Posted by: moki at December 25, 2025 07:53 PM (wLjpr) 88
That color horse with that color mane is an impossibility. Posted by: Ben Had at December 25, 2025 07:17 PM
Better living through chemistry. Posted by: Pyrsyns with hair colors not found in nature (nose rings optional) at December 25, 2025 07:55 PM (0sNs1) 89
Ah, here's what's going on with the time zone. That's from the Jerusalem post. Israel time is UTC+2. It's 2:56AM, Dec. 26th there now.
The standard for datelines is to use the *local time* the story is filed. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 25, 2025 07:56 PM (w6EFb) 90
Better living through chemistry.
Posted by: Pyrsyns with hair colors not found in nature (nose rings optional) at December 25, 2025 07:55 PM (0sNs1) Oh! Do you grow your own mushrooms too? Posted by: Diogenes at December 25, 2025 07:56 PM (2WIwB) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 25, 2025 07:56 PM (pkeXY) 92
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit;
Wisdom is knowing it goes on pizza, not pineapple... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 25, 2025 07:51 PM To be fair, even haoles don't put tomato on their pineapple. Posted by: Wesley Crusher at December 25, 2025 07:57 PM (0sNs1) 93
What's funny about Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town is we see she started out as an 8, (a ginger 10 ), and then turned into butter ball 40 minutes later.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 25, 2025 07:47 PM (D9G5F) Mexican food does that to you... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) Manteca sno-cones. Posted by: rickb223 at December 25, 2025 08:00 PM (c115l) 94
>>>Bears and a bison enjoying the snow.
But, especially important to the bison, not all together. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 25, 2025 08:01 PM (syz1S) Posted by: r hennigantx at December 25, 2025 08:01 PM (gbOdA) Posted by: Soothsayer at December 25, 2025 08:01 PM (ObnXN) 97
Americans: We'll bomb you in your sleep on Christmas.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 25, 2025 07:33 PM (tgvbd) --- President Trump does seem to be someone who likes to uphold American values and traditions. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel I'll go out on a limb and bet that the military that was involved, didn't mind working on Christmas Day. Posted by: rickb223 at December 25, 2025 08:02 PM (c115l) 98
Thanks Publius. That may be the standard for datelines, but doesn't really cover the " US President Donald Trump announced on social media early on Friday." quote. It was not early on Friday in the U.S.A or by military time, but perhaps she thought she was writing something just for Israeli reading. Or she doesn't understand how to convert to UTC to make things clear.
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'Odds that Pope Leo denounces this?' He wants to make sure Catholics spend their Christmas thinking of the Gazans. Maybe he had enough time to ask for mercy for Christians. I didn't hear the speech. Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 25, 2025 08:05 PM (fd80v) 100
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I'll bet my left nut Cats fit the profile for Sociopaths. Posted by: Soothsayer at December 25, 2025 07:24 PM (NbzcP) ++++ https://galactanet.com/oneoff/anniesday.html Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 25, 2025 08:06 PM (syz1S) 101
IT can be confusing as hell for global events and time synchronizing, but that's the standard for news stories, near as I can figure. For her, in her time zone, it was Friday when Trump the announcement. It's when it happened for the writer, not the time zone the event the writer is writing about. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 25, 2025 08:06 PM (w6EFb) 102
Pic up top makes me wonder what the residents of Mackinac Island are doing right now....
... tearing ass through the streets on snowmobiles? Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 25, 2025 08:07 PM (/lPRQ) 103
The FBI recently raided the home of a Secret Service agent on Vice President JD Vance’s detail in an - tax and wire fraud case involving millions of dollars in donations and grants.
... the agent accepted donations to a charity that purports to help inner-city youth and victims of domestic violence but didn’t provide the services it reported to the IRS, according to several knowledgeable sources in the Secret Service community. ... RealClearPolitics has reached out to the USSS and has been told a statement is forthcoming. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 25, 2025 08:07 PM (9ppvE) 104
When you zoom in on the woman in the 5 wheel buggy, not only does she a weird face, but she looks like she’s strapped into that buggy.
Posted by: Tom Servo I think the straps keep her from falling to the cobblestones. If I try to eyeball the 3D of it, she's too far to her left/our right. I think she's got one ass cheek on the seat and the other hanging outside. Probably trying to stay away from Mr. Wandering Hands, there. Posted by: mikeski at December 25, 2025 08:08 PM (nhCoE) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 25, 2025 08:09 PM (9ppvE) 106
https://galactanet.com/oneoff/anniesday.html Posted by: Anon Y. Mous That's some weird shit, man. Posted by: Soothsayer at December 25, 2025 08:10 PM (ObnXN) 107
... tearing ass through the streets on snowmobiles?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher I thought it was "tear-assing." Or is that just Minnesota-speak? Posted by: mikeski at December 25, 2025 08:10 PM (nhCoE) 108
Posted by: PaleRider at December 25, 2025 08:02 PM (hhkIi)
I want headlines to start with WHAT DAMN COUNTRY they are talking about. I keep seeing headlines that would make an American go ballistic, but the story is actually from another country... Or worse, lately, OLD stories... stories about things that happened months ago, but somehow get into the news feed as if it just happened. Posted by: Romeo13 at December 25, 2025 08:10 PM (mP0Kj) 109
When George Washington followed those brave Somali soldiers across the Delaware, America finally started winning the war.
Posted by: Mayor Wu at December 25, 2025 08:10 PM (8np4X) Posted by: Zombie Burl Ives at December 25, 2025 08:10 PM (0yLoC) 111
I really hope everyone had a fabulous Christmas
And have a good night Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2025 08:13 PM (Ia/+0) Posted by: Soothsayer at December 25, 2025 08:13 PM (ObnXN) 113
Pic up top makes me wonder what the residents of Mackinac Island are doing right now....
---------- There are live cams. Links too long to show here. Looks very quiet, a little breezy. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 25, 2025 08:13 PM (XeU6L) 114
That's some weird shit, man.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 25, 2025 08:10 PM (ObnXN) ++++ Andy Weir, also author of The Martian. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 25, 2025 08:15 PM (syz1S) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 25, 2025 08:16 PM (9ppvE) 116
I got a mew knife sharpener for Christmas. By tomorrow night, every blade in the kitchen will be as sharp as a scalpel.
Posted by: PabloD at December 25, 2025 08:17 PM (Epuwl) 117
I hope everyone had and is having a Merry Christmas.
Posted by: JTB at December 25, 2025 08:17 PM (yTvNw) 118
New, not mew. WTF, autocucumber...
Posted by: PabloD at December 25, 2025 08:17 PM (Epuwl) 119
He wants to make sure Catholics spend their Christmas thinking of the Gazans. Maybe he had enough time to ask for mercy for Christians. I didn't hear the speech.
Posted by: Dr. Claw Yet another reason I'm glad I left the Catholic church. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 25, 2025 08:20 PM (5Ne9C) 120
Bestest Kwanza Eva https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCGBK1E0_uQ Posted by: r hennigantx ======== Ho-ho-ho!!! Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 25, 2025 08:20 PM (n7rxJ) Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 25, 2025 08:20 PM (fd80v) 122
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'Odds that Pope Leo denounces this?' He wants to make sure Catholics spend their Christmas thinking of the Gazans. Maybe he had enough time to ask for mercy for Christians. I didn't hear the speech. Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 25, 2025 08:05 PM (fd80v) https://tinyurl.com/j39py6yp Posted by: tcn in AK at December 25, 2025 08:23 PM (6Bc88) 123
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'Yet another reason I'm glad I left the Catholic church.' I'd hate to be giving that bum a tithe every week. Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 25, 2025 08:23 PM (fd80v) 124
Pope Leo is the front man for the same leftists cardinals in Rome who threw out Benedict and installed Frankie.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 25, 2025 08:28 PM (2vrAX) 125
Andy Weir, also author of The Martian.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 25, 2025 08:15 PM (syz1S) He’s got a strange, sad little fantasy life. Posted by: Tom Servo at December 25, 2025 08:28 PM (xTuYU) 126
28 Hamster has to be hung over
Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2025 07:28 PM (Ia/+0) As if you aren't. Posted by: tcn in AK at December 25, 2025 08:29 PM (6Bc88) 127
Pope Leo is the front man for the same leftists cardinals in Rome who threw out Benedict and installed Frankie.
Posted by: Smell the Glove Yep. It's not getting better anytime soon. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 25, 2025 08:31 PM (5Ne9C) 128
127 Pope Leo is the front man for the same leftists cardinals in Rome who threw out Benedict and installed Frankie.
Posted by: Smell the Glove Yep. It's not getting better anytime soon. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 25, 2025 08:31 PM (5Ne9C) One of these years we will get a Catholic. Right now it feels like the Clinton years blending into the Obamanation. Posted by: tcn in AK at December 25, 2025 08:33 PM (6Bc88) 129
Seems that carriage at the top has five wheels for some reason only known to AI.
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'https://tinyurl.com/j39py6yp Posted by: tcn in AK' He doesn't say it your attachment but he does in this one. https://tinyurl.com/2uaukt88 Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 25, 2025 08:36 PM (fd80v) 131
I haven't put a not-quite-a-Christmas-song in this thread yet.
https://youtu.be/VFa6W8Fs3PM .....now I have. Posted by: mikeski at December 25, 2025 08:36 PM (nhCoE) 132
It's A Wonderful Life is on all night on the E! channel.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 25, 2025 08:36 PM (6ydKt) 133
Seems that carriage at the top has five wheels for some reason only known to AI.
Posted by: SpeakingOf It's to keep the tire wear even on the spare, so you don't have to replace all four. That's an all-wheel-drive horse. Posted by: mikeski at December 25, 2025 08:38 PM (nhCoE) Posted by: JackStraw at December 25, 2025 08:38 PM (viF8m) 135
Pope Leo is the front man for the same leftists cardinals in Rome who threw out Benedict and installed Frankie.
Posted by: Smell the Glove Yep. It's not getting better anytime soon. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory --------------- I read Cardinal Dolan was instrumental in getting Leo installed. So Dolan's a leftist? Didn't know that. Posted by: olddog in mo at December 25, 2025 08:38 PM (bQ4nt) 136
the Trump administration continues to expand its large military presence in the Caribbean, with more than 15,000 troops, an aircraft carrier, multiple warships, and stealth fighters staged across the region.
... this all reflects a significant reposturing of the U.S. military toward - Western hemispheric defense, effectively a Monroe Doctrine 2.0. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 25, 2025 08:38 PM (9ppvE) 137
Seems that carriage at the top has five wheels for some reason only known to AI.
Posted by: SpeakingOf It's a left-turn mountain racin' carriage, obviously. Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 25, 2025 08:39 PM (mlg/3) 138
One of these years we will get a Catholic. Right now it feels like the Clinton years blending into the Obamanation.
Posted by: tcn in AK "And so I say to you, you are Peter, and upon this rock I will build my church, and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it." - Matthew 16:18 He doesn't say heck won't win a battle here and there, but that it will not prevail in the end. So you're right, we'll get a Catholic again someday. Posted by: mikeski at December 25, 2025 08:40 PM (nhCoE) 139
I read Cardinal Dolan was instrumental in getting Leo installed. So Dolan's a leftist? Didn't know that.
Posted by: olddog in mo at December 25, 2025 08:38 PM (bQ4nt) Dolan started out well but then he discovered celebrity and went all in. He is a terrible squish. Posted by: tcn in AK at December 25, 2025 08:41 PM (6Bc88) 140
Nguyen Thi hong@NguyenThih36
South Korea detected a Chinese vessel trespassing in Korean waters. The Korean Coast Guard asked the Chinese vessel to halt so they could get on the boat & inspect it. But as the Korean crew started to get closer the Chinese vessel tried to escape & attacked the Coast Guard with sharp weapons. Eventually the Coast Guard were able to seize the 225 ton Chinese vessel & apprehended its 34 crew members, giving a clear & bold message that: KOREA WILL NOT TOLERATE Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 25, 2025 08:42 PM (9ppvE) 141
He doesn't say it your attachment but he does in this one.
https://tinyurl.com/2uaukt88 Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 25, 2025 08:36 PM (fd80v) So he is upset that murderous raping bastards sleep in tents but did he notice the families sitting shiva over dead babies? He is a dunce. Posted by: tcn in AK at December 25, 2025 08:45 PM (6Bc88) 142
But as the Korean crew started to get closer the Chinese vessel tried to escape & attacked the Coast Guard with sharp weapons.
Posted by: Braenyard "Sharp" weapons? Was that a strange Korean-Vietnamese-English translation, or were they going all Captain Jack Sparrow with the cutlasses? Or is it a naval term I don't know? Posted by: mikeski buckles his swash at December 25, 2025 08:45 PM (nhCoE) 143
But as the Korean crew started to get closer the Chinese vessel tried to escape & attacked the Coast Guard with sharp weapons. Spear chuckers? Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 25, 2025 08:45 PM (pkeXY) 144
And fuck Catholic Charities with a rusty tree saw.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 25, 2025 08:46 PM (5Ne9C) 145
Ginsu knives? Posted by: Soothsayer at December 25, 2025 08:48 PM (X/1X8) 146
Under the headline No Good Deed Goes Unpunished
A former child star drug addicted and living on the streets of LA got a hotel room through the help of a former co-star . The drug addict promptly flipped over the refrigerator and threw the microwave in the bathtub . Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 25, 2025 08:50 PM (2vrAX) 147
9 For Christmas I received information that would lead to the arrest and conviction of Hillary Clin
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at December 25, 2025 07:20 PM (Kt19C) Dude....it was nice knowing you.... Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 25, 2025 08:52 PM (jVcQn) 148
"...promptly flipped over the refrigerator and threw the microwave in the bathtub."
### Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? Posted by: drug addicted former child star at December 25, 2025 08:53 PM (2Ez/1) 149
China is making it known that it could, and likely will, turn ships from its behemoth of a commercial fleet into not just shooters, but arsenal ships....
in the form of a medium-sized cargo ship packed full of containerized vertical launchers, along with sensors and self defense systems. ... designed as something of an improvised superstructure in order to turn the cargo ship into a heavily-armed surface combatant of sorts. This includes the mounting of a large rotating phased-array radar forward of the bridge atop three containers, as well as another domed radar or communications system across the deck from it mounted on two containers. https://tinyurl.com/4wuah7p6 Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 25, 2025 08:53 PM (9ppvE) 150
Fort Marcy Park is lovely this time of year.
Posted by: Foster Family Trust at December 25, 2025 08:54 PM (oftw2) Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at December 25, 2025 08:54 PM (0yLoC) 152
20 Merry Christmas!
President Donald Trump said the U.S. launched airstrikes in northwest Nigeria on Christmas night Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 25, 2025 07:25 PM (L/fGl) I hope they named it 'Operation crossing the Delaware'..... Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 25, 2025 08:55 PM (jVcQn) 153
You're not going to like hearing this, but the more I watch Bewitched, the more I see how much of a See You Next Tuesday Samantha is. She's a terrorist. And evil. The show is Satanic. Posted by: Soothsayer at December 25, 2025 08:56 PM (X/1X8) Posted by: JackStraw at December 25, 2025 08:57 PM (viF8m) 155
ben had if you're checking in here I sent you an email.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at December 25, 2025 08:58 PM (2Ez/1) 156
Posted by: Braenyard
"Sharp" weapons? Was that a strange Korean-Vietnamese-English translation, or were they going all Captain Jack Sparrow with the cutlasses? Or is it a naval term I don't know? Posted by: mikeski buckles his swash at December 25, 2025 08:45 PM (nhCoE) 143 But as the Korean crew started to get closer the Chinese vessel tried to escape & attacked the Coast Guard with sharp weapons. Spear chuckers? Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. --- Video: https://tinyurl.com/4ryfjyc4 Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 25, 2025 08:59 PM (9ppvE) 157
The Witch-Karen known as Samantha Stevens decides to terrorize this soup company owner and "teach" him a "lesson" about being nice at Christmas time. What a bitch. https://is.gd/vH8mlc Posted by: Soothsayer at December 25, 2025 08:59 PM (X/1X8) 158
AI carriage looks goofy. Six wheels?
Merry Christmas, Ace! And to the Horde as well. Will be eating turkey inside of 5 minutes. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 25, 2025 09:01 PM (npFr7) 159
"The show is Satanic.
Posted by: Soothsayer" It's a show about a witch. What did you expect, harps and halos? Posted by: fd at December 25, 2025 09:01 PM (vFG9F) 160
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'So he is upset that murderous raping bastards sleep in tents but did he notice the families sitting shiva over dead babies?' Like you, perhaps, I would find his mercy for the Gazans easier to take if he'd spare some words for their innocent victims. Leo seems to be one of those leftist theologians who go beyond loving his enemies to championing them. They makes them feel super duper holy but all it does is cloud Jesus' instruction. Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 25, 2025 09:01 PM (fd80v) Posted by: fd at December 25, 2025 09:02 PM (vFG9F) 162
153 You're not going to like hearing this, but the more I watch Bewitched, the more I see how much of a See You Next Tuesday Samantha is. She's a terrorist. And evil. The show is Satanic. Posted by: Soothsayer at December 25, 2025 08:56 PM (X/1X Well of course, but… Serena was Hawt! Posted by: Tom Servo at December 25, 2025 09:03 PM (xTuYU) Posted by: Soothsayer at December 25, 2025 09:05 PM (X/1X8) 164
Like you, perhaps, I would find his mercy for the Gazans easier to take if he'd spare some words for their innocent victims.
Leo seems to be one of those leftist theologians who go beyond loving his enemies to championing them. They makes them feel super duper holy but all it does is cloud Jesus' instruction. Posted by: Dr. Claw Meme of Jesus preaching: "I see many of you sitting at the tables you were sent to overturn." Posted by: mikeski at December 25, 2025 09:05 PM (nhCoE) Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 25, 2025 09:05 PM (fd80v) Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 25, 2025 09:06 PM (w6EFb) 167
There are so many things wrong with that picture. The left rear wheel is too small. The people are sitting on the carriage top. It's like AI has no concept of reality.
Posted by: fd at December 25, 2025 09:07 PM (vFG9F) 168
Two of the hottest actresses of the time portray a satanic witch and an Islamic djin. What happened to those 3 American hotties in the railroad water tank in Hooterville?
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at December 25, 2025 09:07 PM (Kt19C) 169
Jeannie's wicked sister, also called Jeannie
Posted by: Soothsayer Presumably because they're Genies, and the humans just interpreted their title/species as a name. Posted by: mikeski at December 25, 2025 09:07 PM (nhCoE) 170
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'Meme of Jesus preaching: "I see many of you sitting at the tables you were sent to overturn."' That's as close as you can get to getting chewed out by Jesus. Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 25, 2025 09:07 PM (fd80v) 171
Absolutely. Who played her?
Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 25, 2025 09:05 PM (fd80v) lol you’re joking right? (Samantha with a black wig and a naughty personality) Posted by: Tom Servo at December 25, 2025 09:08 PM (xTuYU) 172
Internet comment of the month:
"Actually, Die Hard was originally a pagan festival." X, by @mutablejoe Posted by: Sharkman at December 25, 2025 09:09 PM (/RHNq) Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 25, 2025 09:12 PM (fd80v) 174
Internet comment of the month:
"Actually, Die Hard was originally a pagan festival." X, by @mutablejoe Posted by: Sharkman That's so meta, Facebook is suing for trademark infringement. Posted by: mikeski at December 25, 2025 09:13 PM (nhCoE) 175
159 "The show is Satanic.
Posted by: Soothsayer" It's a show about a witch. What did you expect, harps and halos? Posted by: fd at December 25, 2025 09:01 PM (vFG9F) They have a statue of Elizabeth Montgomery (Samantha) in Salem Mass. Posted by: Joemarine at December 25, 2025 09:15 PM (y171U) 176
>> What happened to those 3 American hotties in the railroad water tank
There were more than 3, 6 in fact. There were three Billie Joes and two Bobbie Joes. But only one Betty Joe. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 25, 2025 09:16 PM (w6EFb) Posted by: JackStraw at December 25, 2025 09:16 PM (viF8m) 178
Jeanie's cousin v Serena - aha! The new Ginger v Mary Ann, Jennifer v Bailey, Betty v Veronica.
Posted by: mindful webworker - the great debate goes on and on at December 25, 2025 09:17 PM (uPdbI) 179
Under the headline No Good Deed Goes Unpunished
A former child star drug addicted and living on the streets of LA got a hotel room through the help of a former co-star . The drug addict promptly flipped over the refrigerator and threw the microwave in the bathtub . Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 25, 2025 08:50 PM (2vrAX) Does the "former child star" have a name? Name it and shame it. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 25, 2025 09:19 PM (npFr7) 180
I can't do this to me! Posted by: Gaza at December 25, 2025 09:20 PM (azNOR) 181
What happened to those 3 American hotties in the railroad water tank in Hooterville?
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at December 25, 2025 09:07 PM (Kt19C) Got all wrinkly, I expect. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 25, 2025 09:22 PM (npFr7) 182
What happened to those 3 American hotties in the railroad water tank in Hooterville?
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats There'd be a hell of a market for bottles of that water. Another missed business opportunity. . . . Posted by: Tonypete at December 25, 2025 09:24 PM (cYBz/) 183
I've been selling jars of Hooterville Water Tank Water for 60 years. Interested?
Posted by: Half-Pints, Pints, Quarts at December 25, 2025 09:24 PM (oftw2) 184
The second Billie Joe, Swedish born Gunilla Hutton, went on to the cast of Hee-Haw, playing Nurse Goodbody. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 25, 2025 09:24 PM (w6EFb) 185
Too spooky!
Posted by: Half-Pints, Pints, Quarts at December 25, 2025 09:25 PM (oftw2) 186
Chinese hillbillies poach fish in Korean waters, go all Deliverance on S. Korean coast guard when confronted. Posted by: Gaza at December 25, 2025 09:27 PM (azNOR) 187
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The second Billie Joe, Swedish born Gunilla Hutton, went on to the cast of Hee-Haw, playing Nurse Goodbody. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 25, 2025 09:24 PM (w6EFb) I thought the second Bobbie Joe, Lori Saunders, was the cutest. Posted by: Joemarine at December 25, 2025 09:27 PM (y171U) 188
179 Under the headline No Good Deed Goes Unpunished
A former child star drug addicted and living on the streets of LA got a hotel room through the help of a former co-star . The drug addict promptly flipped over the refrigerator and threw the microwave in the bathtub . Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 25, 2025 08:50 PM (2vrAX) Does the "former child star" have a name? Name it and shame it. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 25, 2025 09:19 PM (npFr7) --- Saw a clip of a male MTV child star on a San Francisco street - totally drugged, frail body. Question was, what did MTV do to these kids? Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 25, 2025 09:27 PM (9ppvE) Posted by: Chinese collections at December 25, 2025 09:28 PM (nhCoE) 190
Chinese hillbillies poach fish in Korean waters, go all Deliverance on S. Korean coast guard when confronted.
Posted by: Gaza at December 25, 2025 09:27 PM (azNOR) China builds shitty boats; prone to taking on water suddenly. Make it happen, Korea! Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 25, 2025 09:29 PM (npFr7) 191
non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder
This guy taking mixology to a whole new place. X video: https://bit.ly/4pUeRf7 Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 25, 2025 09:29 PM (P5BPp) Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 25, 2025 09:31 PM (azNOR) 193
*Does the "former child star" have a name? Name it and shame it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 25, 2025 09:19 PM* ### A brief glimpse at an internet search revealed an individual named Tylor Chase. I'm trying to care... (grunts loudly) Nope. Don't care. Posted by: Quarter Twenty at December 25, 2025 09:31 PM (2Ez/1) Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 25, 2025 09:31 PM (w6EFb) 195
AOP , the child star was Tylor Chase. Never heard of him , kind of looks like Fred Savage when he was young. Now he looks like your standard street druggie
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 25, 2025 09:32 PM (2vrAX) 196
Dinner.
Lots of deserts. Some wine Watched Elf and Christmas Vacation. Aaaaaand Christmas ‘25 is in the books. Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 25, 2025 09:33 PM (MvI35) 197
AOP , the child star was Tylor Chase. Never heard of him , kind of looks like Fred Savage when he was young. Now he looks like your standard street druggie
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 25, 2025 09:32 PM (2vrAX) Hunter Biden vibe. Just not as well connected. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 25, 2025 09:34 PM (npFr7) 198
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Chinese hillbillies poach fish in Korean waters, go all Deliverance on S. Korean coast guard when confronted. Posted by: Gaza --- Follow an X link trail. They are cockroaches. They are fishing Krill and whales in Antarctica, off the east coast of S. America, S. China Sea. Anywhere there are fish there are hundreds of huge trawlers. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 25, 2025 09:35 PM (9ppvE) 199
Well, time for another plate of turkey and trimmings. Is good.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 25, 2025 09:35 PM (npFr7) 200
What happened to those 3 American hotties in the railroad water tank in Hooterville?
Billie Jo got pregnant by a traveling salesman and ran off with him, just to be dumped in New York, where she became a streetwalker until her untimely end. Betty Jo got caught with Arnold the Pig and was tarred, feathered, and run out of town by the Hooterville Morality Society. Arnold's fate was not clear. Not long after that, Bobbie Jo and "Uncle" Joe hopped on the Hooterville Express and were never seen again. Janet Craig sold the inn to a family from India and moved to L.A. As shown in the made-for-TV movie, Return to Petticoat Junction - the Dark Secrets. Posted by: mindful webworker - tv trivia facts at December 25, 2025 09:35 PM (uPdbI) 201
Bitch? Satanic?
Comes with the territory. If you had supernatural powers, you wouldn't play nice either. It's why superhero movies are so stupid. They'd lord over us like demi-gods. Because they would be. We'd have to kill them all. Posted by: Vote for the Mutant Registration Act Now! at December 25, 2025 09:35 PM (i5NeB) 202
Today was good. Tonight...not so much. Nothing serious, thankfully, but *I just can't even* right now. LOL. Exasperated.
Posted by: JQ at December 25, 2025 09:36 PM (rdVOm) 203
Follow an X link trail. They are cockroaches. They are fishing Krill and whales in Antarctica, off the east coast of S. America, S. China Sea. Anywhere there are fish there are hundreds of huge trawlers.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 25, 2025 09:35 PM (9ppvE) Remember, every culture is equal. Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 25, 2025 09:37 PM (MvI35) 204
Comes with the territory. If you had supernatural powers, you wouldn't play nice either.
It's why superhero movies are so stupid. They'd lord over us like demi-gods. Because they would be. We'd have to kill them all. Posted by: Vote for the Mutant Registration Act Now! at December 25, 2025 09:35 PM (i5NeB) ---- Brandon Sanderson's Reckoners Trilogy plays with this trope. Humans have been gifted by superpowers from an unknown source. But this gift turns them into homicidal insane maniacs. The Reckoners are formed to stop them by any means necessary, as each Epic has a specific weakness that can be exploited. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 25, 2025 09:38 PM (ESVrU) 205
Not long after that, Bobbie Jo and "Uncle" Joe hopped on the Hooterville Express and were never seen again.
Janet Craig sold the inn to a family from India and moved to L.A. As shown in the made-for-TV movie, Return to Petticoat Junction - the Dark Secrets. Posted by: mindful webworker - tv trivia facts Takes a depraved mind to ruin Americana like that! Just don't make up no stories about Tina Cole! Posted by: Miffed To No End at December 25, 2025 09:39 PM (oftw2) 206
non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder
This guy taking mixology to a whole new place. X video: https://bit.ly/4pUeRf7 Posted by: Clyde Shelton Huh. A Samurai mixologist. That was cool. Posted by: mikeski at December 25, 2025 09:40 PM (nhCoE) 207
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One of those former child stars, don't know if this is the one or not: https://is.gd/TciJr9 Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley ---- That's the one. Talk about Epstein being bad. Those Nickelodeon and MTV people deserve a Millstone award. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 25, 2025 09:41 PM (9ppvE) 208
Today was good. Tonight...not so much. Nothing serious, thankfully, but *I just can't even* right now. LOL. Exasperated.
Posted by: JQ at December 25, 2025 09:36 PM (rdVOm) BIL drama? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 25, 2025 09:42 PM (npFr7) Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at December 25, 2025 09:44 PM (HXT0k) Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at December 25, 2025 09:44 PM (XSP3T) 211
BIL drama?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon -------- No, lil bro... I'm getting hit on all sides... fml Posted by: JQ at December 25, 2025 09:45 PM (rdVOm) 212
Just don't make up no stories about Tina Cole!
Posted by: Miffed To No End She's 82. Still a Babealonia I'd bet. Posted by: Tonypete at December 25, 2025 09:46 PM (cYBz/) 213
203 Follow an X link trail. They are cockroaches. They are fishing Krill and whales in Antarctica, off the east coast of S. America, S. China Sea. Anywhere there are fish there are hundreds of huge trawlers. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 25, 2025 09:35 PM (9ppvE) ------ I have seen the massive law-ignoring Chinese fish-taking operations described as strip-mining of the ocean. They take so much that no fish are left to breed. Empty oceans. It looks like it's not just about grabbing whatever they can, it's about persistent lasting destruction of fisheries so that other countries can't get any more fish. Warfare. Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 25, 2025 09:46 PM (VWtfl) 214
>>It looks like it's not just about grabbing whatever they can, it's about persistent lasting destruction of fisheries so that other countries can't get any more fish. Warfare.
Been going for years. Posted by: JackStraw at December 25, 2025 09:53 PM (viF8m) 215
TANKER #3 Bella 1 seized
Registry: UNKNOWN (was Panama until Oct 2024) Insurance: None identified since the end of 2021 Classification: Was Lloyds up to July 2025 Multiple voyages of US sanctioned cargo from Kharg Is, Iran VLCC 318,518 deadweight tons 1,092 feet Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 25, 2025 09:54 PM (9ppvE) 216
Reason for waiting to board the Bella, finally.
It is a big ship and they had to fly in someone qualified to pilot it. It's a thousand feet long and twenty stories tall. (that's what they are saying) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 25, 2025 09:58 PM (9ppvE) 217
Jack Straw@JackStr42679640 . 29m
PENTAGON SPECIAL OPS TO 'TAKE CONTROL' OF FLEEING VENEZUELAN OIL TANKER Maritime Special Response Team will 'FAST-ROPE Bella 1' — quotes from WSJ, MSRT footage from Global_Conflict_65 ----- _------- OK, is it fess up time or has someone copped your nic? Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 25, 2025 10:02 PM (9ppvE) 218
ompilation
TANKER #3 Bella 1 seized Registry: UNKNOWN (was Panama until Oct (2024) Insurance: None identified since the end of 2021 Classification: Was Lloyds up to July 2025 318,518 deadweight tons 1,092 feet --- Finally a reason for waiting to board the Bella. It is a big ship and they had to fly in someone qualified to pilot it. It's a thousand feet long and twenty stories tall. (that's what they are saying) --- Jack Straw@JackStr42679640 . 29m PENTAGON SPECIAL OPS TO 'TAKE CONTROL' OF FLEEING VENEZUELAN OIL TANKER Maritime Special Response Team will 'FAST-ROPE Bella 1' — quotes from WSJ, MSRT footage from Global_Conflict_65 ----- _------- OK, is it fess up time or has someone copped your nic? Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 25, 2025 10:28 PM (9ppvE) 219
And I haven't had a drink yet.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 25, 2025 11:24 PM (9ppvE) Christmas is For the Dogs Open Thread
Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 25, 2025 06:04 PM (/lPRQ) 2
"what did everyone get for Christmas that made an impression?"
Aoshima Go Go Go Mach 7 Full Version. Posted by: fd at December 25, 2025 06:07 PM (vFG9F) 3
Willowed from cookie thread but pertinent:
118 We might get a Chinook. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon One of my favorite dogs was a white Samoyed named Chinook. Such a good dog! Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 25, 2025 06:05 PM (AoAME) Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 25, 2025 06:08 PM (AoAME) 4
what did everyone get for Christmas that made an impression?
------------------------------ I got to spend Christmas with the people and animals I care about. Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at December 25, 2025 06:10 PM (tKhdt) Posted by: Doof at December 25, 2025 06:12 PM (QMAsf) 6
The Muslim attackers of Christians in Nigeria just got a big Christmas present from Trump. I won’t say what it was but it sounded like BOOM BOOM BOOM.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 25, 2025 06:12 PM (xTuYU) 7
Sons got together and bought me a laptop. Said the windows 98 machine I've been using is unacceptable.
I'm probably gonna hafts buy a new office prog too... Also a copy of Sen Kennedy's 'How to test negative for stupid' book. Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 25, 2025 06:13 PM (AoAME) 8
My wife got me a whiskey smoking kit. Never had smoked whiskey before so looking forward to trying it out after dinner.
Posted by: Pod Hamp at December 25, 2025 06:16 PM (lQBYU) Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 25, 2025 06:17 PM (h7ZuX) 10
Diana is in purdah for misbehaving. We're letting The Big Dummy be King for a Day and he's loving it. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 25, 2025 06:17 PM (tgvbd) 11
what did everyone get for Christmas that made an impression?
__________________ New toilet seats. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 25, 2025 06:04 PM ### New ironing board cover. Posted by: Also receiving votes at December 25, 2025 06:18 PM (2Ez/1) 12
@1 what did everyone get for Christmas that made an impression?
I got nine gift cards. Nine! I didn't realize I have become so hard to buy for. Need to drop more hints I guess. Anyways, hope everyone had a great Christmas! Posted by: Case at December 25, 2025 06:19 PM (G1OIb) Posted by: Tonypete at December 25, 2025 06:19 PM (cYBz/) 14
The horses got short shrift this Christmas as it was too warm for a bran mash so it was apples, carrots and molasses/oatmeal cookies.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 25, 2025 06:21 PM (sDNVV) 15
We might get a Chinook.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon Wow! I'd love one but where to park it? Posted by: Tonypete at December 25, 2025 06:19 PM (cYBz Maybe go high rise, like three stories. Posted by: Eromero at December 25, 2025 06:21 PM (Slgjz) 16
5 Public Service Announcement --
My Favorite Things is not a Christmas song. Posted by: Doof at December 25, 2025 06:12 PM (QMAsf) Neither is Fly By Night, but you probably listened to that a few times this month. Posted by: tankdemon at December 25, 2025 06:22 PM (/TlUl) Posted by: Boeing Defense, Space & Security at December 25, 2025 06:22 PM (2Ez/1) 18
5 Public Service Announcement --
My Favorite Things is not a Christmas song. Posted by: Doof at December 25, 2025 06:12 PM +++ Get in line pal. Posted by: Baby It's Cold Outside at December 25, 2025 06:23 PM (2Ez/1) 19
Hope everyone has had a great Christmas
Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2025 06:24 PM (Ia/+0) 20
Thinking snacks and a glass or port
Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2025 06:25 PM (Ia/+0) 21
ranpsycho is that area out on the Avenues (Clement?) still packed fulla russkis? Haven't been in eons but was fun to be in that environment when visiting. Only other place like that was Brighton Beach in NYC area.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 25, 2025 03:49 PM (U/Byj) ===== Yes it is still very Russian around here it is commonly heard on the street. Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 25, 2025 06:26 PM (sF9Ts) 22
The Muslim attackers of Christians in Nigeria just got a big Christmas present from Trump. I won’t say what it was but it sounded like BOOM BOOM BOOM.
You forgot a Boom. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMLIfL7p0iI Posted by: Muddy Waters at December 25, 2025 06:27 PM (Riz8t) 23
I hope the bombs that we dropped in the Muslim murderers in Nigeria had written on them "Merry Christmas"
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 25, 2025 06:27 PM (2vrAX) 24
8 My wife got me a whiskey smoking kit. Never had smoked whiskey before so looking forward to trying it out after dinner.
Posted by: Pod Hamp at December 25, 2025 06:16 PM (lQBYU) All this time I was just drinking the stuff. Didn't know you could smoke it -- do you need a special kind of pipe? Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at December 25, 2025 06:28 PM (GSe6k) 25
My sister's boy just called to say he is engaged to a girl Mrs. F. approves of so smiles all around!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 25, 2025 06:30 PM (CTokg) 26
Friggin' Frosty the Snow Man isn't a Christmas song either.
Posted by: Weeding Out The Crap at December 25, 2025 06:31 PM (oftw2) 27
SanFranpsycho, Mazel tov.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 25, 2025 06:32 PM (sDNVV) Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 25, 2025 06:32 PM (fd80v) 29
ByGOLDIE KATZ
DECEMBER 26, 2025 01:23 Updated: DECEMBER 26, 2025 01:25 The United States launches a number of strikes against Islamic State terrorists in Nigeria, US President Donald Trump announced on social media early on Friday. The strikes, which Trump claimed were "deadly," were ordered due to recent Islamic State attacks on Nigerian Christians. "The Department of War executed numerous perfect strikes, as only the United States is capable of doing," Trump said, adding that he wishes a "MERRY CHRISTMAS to all, including the dead Terrorists, of which there will be many more if their slaughter of Christians continues." - JPost ==== We do not deserve this man. Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 25, 2025 06:33 PM (CTokg) 30
1 what did everyone get for Christmas that made an impression?
Mr. S gave me gift cards for the local Ace and also Tractor Supply for the new garden! He has excellent gift giving abilities- which he passed on to the kids. Posted by: sal at December 25, 2025 06:34 PM (f+FmA) 31
Thank you {Ben Had}!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 25, 2025 06:34 PM (CTokg) 32
I'm heating up leftover ham and making baked potatoes. Momma has on Christmas Carols auf Deutsch, of course.
Already hacked into the second Panettone. It's a good day. Thanks Jesus, for everything. Posted by: Tonypete at December 25, 2025 06:35 PM (cYBz/) 33
My wife got me a whiskey smoking kit. Never had smoked whiskey before so looking forward to trying it out after dinner.
Posted by: Pod Hamp at December 25, 2025 06:16 PM Isn't it kind of hard to light? Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 25, 2025 06:36 PM (0sNs1) 34
Congratulations San Franpsycho. May their first child be a manly child
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 25, 2025 06:36 PM (2vrAX) 35
"The Department of War executed numerous perfect strikes, as only the United States is capable of doing," Trump said, adding that he wishes a "MERRY CHRISTMAS to all, including the dead Terrorists, of which there will be many more if their slaughter of Christians continues."
and... Thank you for your attention to this matter. Posted by: DJT Signature Line at December 25, 2025 06:37 PM (2Ez/1) Posted by: Going deep. Out. at December 25, 2025 06:38 PM (IKyq4) 37
Don't the Scots have that smoked whisky thing down?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 25, 2025 06:39 PM (0sNs1) 38
But I haven't even BEEN in Nigeria...
Posted by: Achmed the Dead Terrorist at December 25, 2025 06:39 PM (2Ez/1) 39
1 what did everyone get for Christmas that made an impression?
3 Pima cotton turtlenecks - black / red / white To keep my giraffe neck warm in the winter here in WNY Posted by: browndog stuffed but looking for more at December 25, 2025 06:39 PM (TTAGa) 40
"The Department of War executed numerous perfect strikes, as only the United States is capable of doing," Trump said, adding that he wishes a "MERRY CHRISTMAS to all, including the dead Terrorists, of which there will be many more if their slaughter of Christians continues."
Gotta love technology. We no longer have to cross icy rivers on christmas eve to kill you in your sleep. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 25, 2025 06:39 PM (snZF9) 41
I just got myself a brand new telescope that I had been waiting on to be in stock here in the US. Just got the in-stock alert an hour ago. It's a really fast 130 mm refractor.
Yessss!!!!! Posted by: pawn at December 25, 2025 06:40 PM (EMg+d) 42
A lovely quote I saw was " may their daughters be like Ruth, Rebecca, Sarah and Leah and their sons like Ephraim and Manassas "
Posted by: Ben Had at December 25, 2025 06:41 PM (sDNVV) 43
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 25, 2025 06:36 PM (2vrAX)
==== Thank you. I managed to save him from being ruined by my lib little sister. Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 25, 2025 06:42 PM (CTokg) 44
41 I just got myself a brand new telescope that I had been waiting on to be in stock here in the US. Just got the in-stock alert an hour ago. It's a really fast 130 mm refractor.
Yessss!!!!! Posted by: pawn Cool! I once had a comely neighbor who didn't close the drapes, too. Posted by: The Peeper at December 25, 2025 06:42 PM (oftw2) 45
New toilet seats.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 25, 2025 06:04 PM (/lPRQ) Toilet seats!!?? Sheesh, in my day... Naaa. Can't do it. Too easy. Posted by: Diogenes at December 25, 2025 06:44 PM (2WIwB) 46
We had a quiet lovely day, though I broke the rule on not trying out new things at the actual holiday dinner.
I'm required to bake a proper cobbler tomorrow... Hoping all here had a wonderful day as well. The gift of AoS is one of my blessings. Posted by: sal at December 25, 2025 06:45 PM (f+FmA) 47
A lovely quote I saw was " may their daughters be like Ruth, Rebecca, Sarah and Leah and their sons like Ephraim and Manassas "
Posted by: Ben Had at December 25, 2025 06:41 PM (sDNVV) === This is from the blessing for children on Friday night Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 25, 2025 06:45 PM (CTokg) 48
I got 3 young hookers to tour Dallas nursing homes and flirt with old geezers (just smile and flirt). I'm not welcome back LOL but for a day they lighted up like they were 20 again. That made it worth everything. Merry Christmas haha
Posted by: Fen at December 25, 2025 06:46 PM (6COFX) 49
Gotta love technology. We no longer have to cross icy rivers on christmas eve to kill you in your sleep.
********* Washington crossed the Delaware on Christmas night and attacked Trenton early Dec. 26. But I still love the sentiment. Posted by: Cosda at December 25, 2025 06:46 PM (D3zHV) 50
Public Service Announcement --
My Favorite Things is not a Christmas song. Posted by: Doof Speaking of which, here's a third song from mikeski's not-quite-a-Christmas-song list: https://youtu.be/cpUp2QCz50Y Posted by: mikeski at December 25, 2025 06:46 PM (nhCoE) 51
Did anyone get one of those automatic devices that return the toilet seat to its upright position after use?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 25, 2025 06:46 PM (0sNs1) 52
Cool! I once had a comely neighbor who didn't close the drapes, too.
Posted by: The Peeper at December 25, 2025 06:42 PM (oftw2) Carol Burnett did a skit on that once. Posted by: Zombie Tim Conway at December 25, 2025 06:47 PM (R/m4+) 53
SanFranpsycho, I really need to do more reading about David.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 25, 2025 06:47 PM (sDNVV) 54
>>>>>>>My wife got me a whiskey smoking kit. Never had smoked whiskey before so looking forward to trying it out after dinner.
Posted by: Pod Hamp at December 25, 2025 06:16 PM Isn't it kind of hard to light? ********** My daughter gave me one of those kits today and a bottle of Lancaster PA made bourbon. Can't wait to try it out. Posted by: Cosda at December 25, 2025 06:49 PM (D3zHV) 55
Wasn't David a sprout from the stump of Jesse?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 25, 2025 06:50 PM (0sNs1) 56
LMAO....
Heard from the rubber chicken in the first vid. "Oh no. Not these *$$^%(#$ again." Merry Christmas from the Great White (rural) Northeast. Posted by: Orson at December 25, 2025 06:50 PM (dIske) 57
I don't much about David beyond that he was deeply flawed.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 25, 2025 06:50 PM (CTokg) 58
The wife was not as amused as you
Posted by: Fen at December 25, 2025 06:52 PM (6COFX) 59
SanFranpsycho, that is my understanding so I wonder why G-d chose Jesus to be born of the House of David.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 25, 2025 06:52 PM (sDNVV) 60
On this day of christmas my true love gave to me
A Diamondback by Vortex 6-24X50 reticle in mil-rads 2 Vortex rings Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 25, 2025 06:53 PM (snZF9) 61
Neil has some thoughts on what you should leave out for Santa next year:
"Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson If people left Hot Tea, Carrots, and Celery for Santa on the table rather than Milk & Cookies on Christmas Eve, I bet he’d be much, much, thinner." Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 25, 2025 06:53 PM (0sNs1) 62
We're not supposed to call them Chinooks any more. Now it's "pineapple rxpress" or "atmospheric river".
Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 25, 2025 06:53 PM (+mUZM) 63
Hey. It's a living.
Posted by: 3 young hookers who tour Dallas nursing homes and flirt with old geezers at December 25, 2025 06:54 PM (2Ez/1) 64
I got 3 young hookers to tour Dallas nursing homes and flirt with old geezers (just smile and flirt). I'm not welcome back LOL but for a day they lighted up like they were 20 again. That made it worth everything. Merry Christmas haha
Posted by: Fen at December 25, 2025 06:46 PM (6COFX) God Bless Us Everyone! Posted by: Old Blue Pill Man At Shady Acres Retirement Home at December 25, 2025 06:55 PM (R/m4+) 65
Merry Christmas!
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 25, 2025 06:55 PM (JpCuL) 66
Stopping in for a moment for a respite from the family. 8 days of togetherness we are having, and I am grateful, but there are a couple of Chaos Agents in our midst.
Posted by: tubal at December 25, 2025 06:55 PM (pDt9x) 67
Neil has some thoughts on what you should leave out for Santa next year:
"Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson If people left Hot Tea, Carrots, and Celery for Santa on the table rather than Milk & Cookies on Christmas Eve, I bet he’d be much, much, thinner." Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 25, 2025 06:53 PM (0sNs1) You do that neil, hope santa shits in your stocking. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 25, 2025 06:55 PM (snZF9) 68
Wyatt, Merry Christmas, good sir. I hope the season finds you well.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 25, 2025 06:55 PM (sDNVV) 69
Catching a Pineapple Express Salmon doesn't seem like quite the same.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 25, 2025 06:56 PM (0sNs1) 70
We're not supposed to call them Chinooks any more. Now it's "pineapple rxpress" or "atmospheric river".
Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 25, 2025 06:53 PM (+mUZM) And don't even mention the Alberta Clipper! Posted by: Arctic Vortex at December 25, 2025 06:56 PM (GGatE) 71
The United States launches a number of strikes against Islamic State terrorists in Nigeria, US President Donald Trump announced on social media early on Friday.
Too bad that the Left has legitimized Islamic terrorists attacks in the US and all we can do after such an attack is bury our dead kinsmen. Why is justice available everywhere else on planet Earth except the Western Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 25, 2025 06:58 PM (a4flb) 72
I got 3 young hookers to tour Dallas nursing homes and flirt with old geezers (just smile and flirt). I'm not welcome back LOL but for a day they lighted up like they were 20 again. That made it worth everything. Merry Christmas haha
Posted by: Fen at December 25, 2025 06:46 PM (6COFX) Then we settled in and watch the crash cart races. lol Seriously, you're a great American. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 25, 2025 06:58 PM (snZF9) 73
I neither need nor want for anything but to spend time with those I love. My every wish is granted.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 25, 2025 06:58 PM (sDNVV) 74
"Neil deGrasse Tyson
@neiltyson If people left Hot Tea, Carrots, and Celery for Santa on the table rather than Milk & Cookies on Christmas Eve, I bet he’d be much, much, thinner." Posted by: Duncanthrax I'm banging your wife. Posted by: Santa Claus at December 25, 2025 07:00 PM (L1JuH) 75
I must have missed it - whats happening with Jack Straw?
Posted by: LASue at December 25, 2025 07:00 PM (lCppi) 76
Miu MI Doggies doing their own sled ride is too funny
Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2025 07:01 PM (Ia/+0) 77
LASue, last I saw his sister was in the hospital.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 25, 2025 07:01 PM (sDNVV) 78
75 I must have missed it - whats happening with Jack Straw?
Posted by: LASue at December 25, 2025 07:00 PM (lCppi) Nothing I hope. We need an optimist around the joint. Posted by: tubal at December 25, 2025 07:01 PM (pDt9x) 79
Posted by: Old Blue Pill Man At Shady Acres Retirement Home at December 25, 2025 06:55 PM (R/m4+)
You're still up, eh? Heh Posted by: Fen at December 25, 2025 07:02 PM (6COFX) 80
"Neil deGrasse Tyson
@neiltyson If people left Hot Tea, Carrots, and Celery for Santa on the table rather than Milk & Cookies on Christmas Eve, I bet he’d be much, much, thinner." Posted by: Duncanthrax Saint Nick is about 1750 years old. If the extra pounds haven't killed him yet, I think he's good. Posted by: mikeski at December 25, 2025 07:02 PM (nhCoE) 81
Tyson is an unpleasant fellow, isn’t he?
Posted by: tubal at December 25, 2025 07:03 PM (pDt9x) 82
You're still up, eh? Heh
Posted by: Fen at December 25, 2025 07:02 PM (6COFX) Well, It is but I have been asleep since 5. It has a mind of it's own. 4 hours and still going... Posted by: Old Blue Pill Man At Shady Acres Retirement Home at December 25, 2025 07:03 PM (R/m4+) Posted by: Pug Mahon, First of his name at December 25, 2025 07:03 PM (0aYVJ) Posted by: fd at December 25, 2025 07:05 PM (vFG9F) 85
Neil Tyson must be a hoot at parties.
"Son, Shut! Up!" -Neil's Mom, probably Posted by: Pug Mahon, First of his name at December 25, 2025 07:03 PM (0aYVJ) He's a leftist scold, a stick in the mud, a kill joy, and a sack of shit. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 25, 2025 07:05 PM (snZF9) 86
84 "We need an optimist around the joint.
Posted by: tubal " ISWYDT Posted by: fd at December 25, 2025 07:05 PM (vFG9F) Posted by: tubal at December 25, 2025 07:06 PM (pDt9x) 87
"He's a leftist scold, a stick in the mud, a kill joy, and a sack of shit."
But other than that... Posted by: Neil at December 25, 2025 07:06 PM (2Ez/1) 88
Had a pleasant quiet day with the family and a nice meal. I did get a wallet which I needed. The old one was about 20 years old, quite warn, and the button to close it had fallen off.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 25, 2025 07:06 PM (7RYym) 89
General Mike Flynn@GenFlynn . 1h
My POSITIVITY just ended. I'm sick and tired of these Marxist snakes hiding behind "democracy" to hunt patriots and silence dissent. Kris Goldsmith—ANTIFA vet and admitted FBI asset—brags about infiltrating militias pre-J6, then watching the "insurrection" via SEVEN live feeds inside and around the Capitol. How'd he get those feeds? Who was he spying for? What did he do with the intel? ... ... https://tinyurl.com/4r9sc8b7 Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 25, 2025 07:07 PM (bq0eC) 90
Tabletop corn hole ..............................game.
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at December 25, 2025 07:07 PM (YlWIZ) 91
88 Had a pleasant quiet day with the family and a nice meal. I did get a wallet which I needed. The old one was about 20 years old, quite warn, and the button to close it had fallen off.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 25, 2025 07:06 PM (7RYym) Did it have a five dollar bill in it? My Grandma would always do that. Posted by: tubal at December 25, 2025 07:07 PM (pDt9x) 92
Funny you should mention it. It's a five dog night here.
Daughter and Son-in-Law are up in the ice box of NY for Christmas week (while we enjoy 78° days hahaha), so we've got their two dogs meanwhile. SonM is here tonight with his two dogs. And then there's our great Malinois Daisy. An exhuberant pack. Canine Chaos for Christmas. As the Stones sang, I sit and watch as fur does fly. https://youtu.be/rK0CR3kUEsA Posted by: mindful webworker - howling at the reindeer at December 25, 2025 07:08 PM (uPdbI) 93
Nothing I hope. We need an optimist around the joint. Posted by: tubal Jack Straw is Optimist Prime. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 25, 2025 07:08 PM (pkeXY) 94
59 SanFranpsycho, that is my understanding so I wonder why G-d chose Jesus to be born of the House of David. Posted by: Ben Had at December 25, 2025 06:52 PM (sDNVV) David’s a fascinating character study - embodies the saying that Great Men have Great Flaws. He made mistake upon mistake, great ones, but what distinguished him from so many others? When confronted with the truth of what he had done (as happened with the prophet Nathan) David *always* confessed his sin, begged the Lord for forgiveness, and threw himself upon the Lord’s mercy, Now he and his family suffered greatly for the sins of David; but they were not destroyed for them. Posted by: Tom Servo at December 25, 2025 07:09 PM (xTuYU) 95
I think today is Gen Flynn's birthday. Or yesterday. Posted by: Soothsayer at December 25, 2025 07:09 PM (2UuuD) 96
Bad luck to give a wallet without a coin or bill in it.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 25, 2025 07:09 PM (sDNVV) 97
93
Nothing I hope. We need an optimist around the joint. Posted by: tubal Jack Straw is Optimist Prime. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 25, 2025 07:08 PM (pkeXY) He is. I made a double entendre but he’s a breath of fresh air. Posted by: tubal at December 25, 2025 07:09 PM (pDt9x) 98
Funny you should mention it. It's a five dog night here.
Daughter and Son-in-Law are up in the ice box of NY for Christmas week (while we enjoy 78° days hahaha), so we've got their two dogs meanwhile. SonM is here tonight with his two dogs. And then there's our great Malinois Daisy. An exhuberant pack. Canine Chaos for Christmas. As the Stones sang, I sit and watch as fur does fly. https://youtu.be/rK0CR3kUEsA Posted by: mindful webworker - howling at the reindeer at December 25, 2025 07:08 PM (uPdbI) --- One nice thing about dogs is they are much more amenable to partying with strangers than cats are. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 25, 2025 07:10 PM (ESVrU) 99
61 Neil has some thoughts on what you should leave out for Santa next year:
"Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson If people left Hot Tea, Carrots, and Celery for Santa on the table rather than Milk & Cookies on Christmas Eve, I bet he’d be much, much, thinner." Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 25, 2025 06:53 PM (0sNs1) ___________________________________ Memo: North Pole Public Relations Dept. (NPPR) Re: Neil DeGrasse Tyson To whom it may concern: We are aware of Mr. DeGrasse Tyson's fat shaming of St. Nicholas. And, while we are above such petty spitting contests in competition with self-proclaimed Know-it-alls. We are not above assuring that the public is properly informed. Mr. DeGrasse Tyson is still miffed that he did not receive the gift he desired at age 7. While it may be perfectly acceptable for young Neil to covet a Raggedy Ann doll (we do not judge). We found it disconcerting how he used the magnifying glass he received the previous year to murder ants on the sidewalk. Perhaps one day Mr. DeGrasse Tyson will discover a bit of humility and courtesy, earning him the doll he wanted so badly. But, it's not looking good. Sincerely, Half Pint Goggins, Elf Team Posted by: Orson at December 25, 2025 07:10 PM (dIske) 100
Posted by: tubal at December 25, 2025 07:07 PM (pDt9x
That was very sweet of your grandma, but either FenSpouse didn't have any money or he didn't think of it. I didn't think of it either. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 25, 2025 07:10 PM (7RYym) 101
I avoid politics Christmas Eve & Christmas, and usually do a good job sticking to it. Believe me, I'll make up for it tomorrow, and my Pimp Hand will be as strong as ever. Posted by: Soothsayer at December 25, 2025 07:11 PM (gt1u8) 102
Posted by: Ben Had at December 25, 2025 07:09 PM (sDNVV)
Well so far nothing has happened. 😉I just told FenSpouse this so he went out to the kitchen to get a dollar Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 25, 2025 07:13 PM (7RYym) 103
Cafe is nood
Posted by: Tuna at December 25, 2025 07:13 PM (lJ0H4) 104
"Tyson is an unpleasant fellow, isn’t he?"
I was starting to warm up to him too. His commentary on Pluti was almost endearing. If only he could stay in his lane Posted by: Fen at December 25, 2025 07:15 PM (6COFX) 105
Nood.
Posted by: Hawkpilot at December 25, 2025 07:16 PM (oJ9lv) Posted by: LASue at December 25, 2025 07:17 PM (lCppi) 107
"Well so far nothing has happened"
Pretty sure you're supposed to go outside, turn around, spit and curse https://tinyurl.com/5n8s6wn5 But you're so delightful, I'll do it for you. Brb... Posted by: Fen at December 25, 2025 07:23 PM (6COFX) 108
Ah, here's what's going on with the time zone. That's from the Jerusalem post. Israel time is UTC+2. It's 2:54AM, Dec. 26th there now. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 25, 2025 07:54 PM (w6EFb) Christmas Cookies Open ThreadComments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
Ahead of time
Posted by: From about That Time at December 25, 2025 04:49 PM (sl73Y) 2
Merry Christmas, everyone! I hope it is bringing you peace and joy.
Posted by: Piper at December 25, 2025 04:50 PM (aT5K/) 3
Merry Christmas, ya heathens!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 25, 2025 04:50 PM (Ffc+8) 4
Mmmmmm, cookies!
Posted by: Homer S. at December 25, 2025 04:51 PM (2HfbY) 5
A blind man enters a lesbian bar by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender in a loud voice, "Hey bartender, you wanna hear a dumb blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls deathly quiet. In a deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things.. One: The bartender is a blonde woman. Two: The bouncer is a blonde woman. Three: The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional boxer. Four: The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler. Five: I'm a 6-foot, 200 pound blonde woman with a Ph. D., a black belt in karate, and a very bad attitude. Now, think about it seriously, mister. Do you still want to tell that joke?" The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and says, "Nah. Not If I'm gonna have to explain it five times." Posted by: Soothsayer at December 25, 2025 04:52 PM (IS8kY) 6
"C" is for "cookie" and that's good enough for me!
Posted by: C. Monster at December 25, 2025 04:52 PM (ESVrU) Posted by: nurse ratched at December 25, 2025 04:54 PM (IhIKR) Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 25, 2025 04:54 PM (IzI84) 9
If you think about it, the great thing about Cookie Monster is this. He's an addict, yes. But he's still at the point where his addiction is fun, and he's fun to be around. Right? The day will come when he hits bottom, and before that happens nobody on Sesame Street will want to be near him. But right now he's the "cool" guy!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 25, 2025 04:54 PM (wzUl9) 10
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and says, "Nah. Not If I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 25, 2025 04:52 PM (IS8kY) As a blond- I laughed - And approve Posted by: LASue at December 25, 2025 04:55 PM (lCppi) 11
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and says, "Nah. Not If I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 25, 2025 04:52 PM (IS8kY) *snort Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 25, 2025 04:56 PM (h7ZuX) 12
Back from snow-augering chore. The driveway is mostly clear, as is the footpath from house to the shops. Big shop is closed up. Both Suburbans started, and the one with the trailer, that will take me to Arizona, has been turned around and parked in getaway position. Other Suburban parked adjacent to it, so I can shift toolboxes, etc. over. Blue sky in Southwest, Sun is peeking through clouds. We might get a Chinook.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 25, 2025 04:56 PM (npFr7) 13
Baby goat, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 25, 2025 04:59 PM (pkeXY) Posted by: mikeski at December 25, 2025 04:59 PM (nhCoE) 15
Afternoon.
Posted by: Robert, The Love Walrus at December 25, 2025 04:59 PM (1Yy3c) Posted by: mrp at December 25, 2025 05:00 PM (rj6Yv) 17
The day will come when he hits bottom, and before that happens nobody on Sesame Street will want to be near him. But right now he's the "cool" guy!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 25, 2025 04:54 PM (wzUl9) "Can you imagine a greater disgrace than a Away, away with rum, by gum, with rum, by gum. Away, away with rum, by gum, is the song of the Temperance Union." Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 25, 2025 05:00 PM (npFr7) Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 25, 2025 05:00 PM (XV/Pl) 19
We might get a Chinook.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon Yeah, a Chinook would be easier than driving through the snow. Posted by: MkY at December 25, 2025 05:00 PM (q6tQZ) 20
Merry Christmas ! Just checking in so back to cooking....
Posted by: It's me donna at December 25, 2025 05:01 PM (VE6XX) 21
(sips on coffee with slug of rum in it. For medicinal purposes, understand)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 25, 2025 05:01 PM (npFr7) 22
Four pm here. Time I took the monsters' canned food out of the fridge and ran water in their bowls to clean them up.
Miss Linda is going to roast some chicken this evening, so I'd better not snack beforehand. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 25, 2025 05:02 PM (wzUl9) 23
I knew a blonde in math class once. She had real problems with Roman Numerals. Then she finally got to 159.
Then it just CLIX. Posted by: Diogenes at December 25, 2025 05:03 PM (2WIwB) 24
(sips on coffee with slug of rum in it. For medicinal purposes, understand)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon -------- Anti-freeze Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 25, 2025 05:03 PM (XeU6L) 25
Yeah, a Chinook would be easier than driving through the snow.
Posted by: MkY at December 25, 2025 05:00 PM (q6tQZ) The highways are mostly clear and dry. If a real thaw sets in, they will rapidly become wet and muddy, and I will go through windshield washer fluid like Hunter Biden goes through a mound of coke. Looks like I may hit fine weather in southern Montana, or else in Idaho. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 25, 2025 05:04 PM (npFr7) 26
Do you still want to tell that joke?"
I miss the days when we could tell a good Polock, Aggie, or Blonde joke without getting canceled or killed. Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 25, 2025 05:05 PM (a4flb) 27
I like cookies.
Posted by: fluffy at December 25, 2025 05:06 PM (AN2gy) Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 25, 2025 05:06 PM (kP+WN) 29
Anti-freeze
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 25, 2025 05:03 PM (XeU6L) I'd make a pass with snow blower, then stop and warm my gloved hands in the exhaust stream exiting the muffler. Then put my warmed gloves on my ears. Then another pass. There was a bit of a North wind, too. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 25, 2025 05:07 PM (npFr7) 30
Back from snow-augering chore. The driveway is mostly clear, as is the footpath from house to the shops. Big shop is closed up. ... We might get a Chinook.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 25, 2025 04:56 PM The rotor wash from a Chinook will definitely clear snow. Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 25, 2025 05:07 PM (0sNs1) 31
21 (sips on coffee with slug of rum in it. For medicinal purposes, understand)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 25, 2025 05:01 PM (npFr7) An Earl Holliman reference?! Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 25, 2025 05:07 PM (kP+WN) 32
*looks at second video*
Cavorting. Definitely cavorting. And frolicking. Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 25, 2025 05:06 PM What am I, chopped liver? Posted by: Gamboling at December 25, 2025 05:08 PM (0sNs1) 33
I miss the days when we could tell a good Polock, Aggie, or Blonde joke without getting canceled or killed.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 25, 2025 05:05 PM (a4flb) I was an instructor at the Army's Intelligence School when the order came down: No More Ethnic jokes. So all the jokes became 2nd Lieutenant jokes. Just as funny. Posted by: Diogenes at December 25, 2025 05:08 PM (2WIwB) 34
An Earl Holliman reference?!
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 25, 2025 05:07 PM (kP+WN) Who dat? I guess not. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 25, 2025 05:08 PM (npFr7) 35
Having a last cookie before I put the remainders in the freezer.
I wonder if anybody leaves pot brownies out for Santa. He could stand to chill in a hot tub with a blondie (lesbian or no) and a bottle of Tickled Pink after a hard night of package delivery. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 25, 2025 05:09 PM (kpS4V) 36
What am I, chopped liver?
Posted by: Gamboling at December 25, 2025 05:08 PM (0sNs1) You can now gambol online with FanDuel. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 25, 2025 05:09 PM (npFr7) 37
12 Back from snow-augering chore. The driveway is mostly clear, as is the footpath from house to the shops. Big shop is closed up. Both Suburbans started, and the one with the trailer, that will take me to Arizona, has been turned around and parked in getaway position. Other Suburban parked adjacent to it, so I can shift toolboxes, etc. over. Blue sky in Southwest, Sun is peeking through clouds. We might get a Chinook.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 25, 2025 04:56 PM (npFr7) Safe travels Grey Box Friend! Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 25, 2025 05:10 PM (AoAME) 38
For those watching Venezuela, the US has now seized the Bella 1, a tanker we’ve been shadowing for a few days. It’s empty, but this is still a big catch - this ship has been carrying sanctioned Iranian and Venezuelan crude for years, and its loss hurts both of them.
The ship was supposedly registered in Panama, but when the Admin contacted Panama about it, they said that the Bella had turned its transponders off and refused all communications for months. Panama disavowed anything to do with it, which means that the Bella was subject to seizure and confiscation by any Navy that wanted to take it. And we just did. Posted by: Tom Servo at December 25, 2025 05:10 PM (xTuYU) 39
So all the jokes became 2nd Lieutenant jokes. Just as funny.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 25, 2025 05:08 PM Clearly you had no moral compass which to map to. Posted by: Butter Bars at December 25, 2025 05:10 PM (0sNs1) 40
Hope you're having...a wonderful Christmas time, Ace!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 25, 2025 05:11 PM (kpS4V) 41
I'd make a pass with snow blower, then stop and warm my gloved hands in the exhaust stream exiting the muffler. Then put my warmed gloves on my ears. Then another pass. There was a bit of a North wind, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 25, 2025 05:07 PM (npFr7) I make passes at snow blowers all the time. Posted by: Frosty at December 25, 2025 05:11 PM (2WIwB) 42
Merry Moron Christmas
Posted by: garrett at December 25, 2025 05:12 PM (grNgC) 43
People used to call me a goat.
Posted by: T. Brady at December 25, 2025 05:12 PM (2Ez/1) Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 25, 2025 05:12 PM (kP+WN) 45
Snow blowing? No, not really. I was in California.
Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at December 25, 2025 05:14 PM (2Ez/1) 46
Merry Christmas!
Lord of the Rings 1776, featuring Tucker Carlson, Alex Jones, Ben Shapiro, George Soros, Sydney Sweeney, Joe Rogan, and Elon Musk. Quite funny... https://tinyurl.com/22m48b5y Posted by: One-Eyed Willy at December 25, 2025 05:14 PM (0z2bC) 47
Well, Merry Christmas to all of you in the Horde. I'm full of prime rib, mashed potatoes, green beans, and carrots. Miley scored actual USDA Prime rib roast as opposed to Choice ($12.99/lb). It was darned good. It was a warm one. Yesterday, I topped out at 79.3F, but today, 78.1F. GSP set a daily record yesterday at 75F, beating the old one of 71F set in '61. Christmas day record was 78F, set in '55, but they didn't make that. Looks like the official will 76F. Didn't get quite as much sun today as yesterday. This warm spell will bump up the avg temp for Dec, which was pretty low up to now. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 25, 2025 05:14 PM (w6EFb) 48
Any man what cavorts, frolics, or gambols spends a night in the box.
Posted by: Carr, the Floorwalker at December 25, 2025 05:14 PM (kP+WN) 49
So all the jokes became 2nd Lieutenant jokes. Just as funny.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 25, 2025 05:08 PM Clearly you had no moral compass which to map to. Posted by: Butter Bars at December 25, 2025 05:10 PM (0sNs1) Used orienting line. Want to buy some? Posted by: Diogenes at December 25, 2025 05:14 PM (2WIwB) 50
Afternoon, Horde...How goes it?
Just checking in... Spent much of the afternoon replaying an oldie but a goodie: Neverwinter Nights 2 (Enhanced Edition). I had forgotten how retarded the AI can be. Makes Tim Walz look like a genius. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 25, 2025 05:14 PM (ESVrU) 51
A single ticket sold in Arkansas has won the $1.817 billion jackpot from the Christmas Eve drawing.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 25, 2025 05:15 PM (pkeXY) 52
"Panama disavowed anything to do with it, which means that the Bella was subject to seizure and confiscation by any Navy that wanted to take it.
And we just did." +++ I voted for this. Posted by: Quarter Twenty at December 25, 2025 05:15 PM (2Ez/1) 53
AOP,
https://youtu.be/DyH9UPRBUQY Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 25, 2025 05:12 PM (kP+WN) Heh. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 25, 2025 05:15 PM (npFr7) 54
I voted for this.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at December 25, 2025 05:15 PM (2Ez/1) In spades! I don't think there is a single thing the President has done that displeases me. He says a bunch of shit that I don't like, but that is a very different thing. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 25, 2025 05:21 PM (n9ltV) 55
Dishes done. Time for rum.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 25, 2025 05:21 PM (viF8m) 56
I just watched the Linus Recites From Luke sequence on YouTube. I'd forgotten that it takes place right after the whole gang except for Linus had made Charlie Brown a laughingstock for choosing the lowliest tree for their Christmas pageant. Linus could have said, "You have shown what Christmas means by choosing the poor tree," but he didn't.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at December 25, 2025 05:21 PM (NYInA) 57
If the Bella is/was registered in Panama, surely there is an owner of record?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 25, 2025 05:22 PM (npFr7) 58
Bella is a bird dog’s name. ‘Jump in the back, Bella. Good girl!’
Posted by: Eromero at December 25, 2025 05:25 PM (Slgjz) 59
I wasn’t sure what I thought of that LoTR video but Elondron sold me.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 25, 2025 05:25 PM (xTuYU) 60
Merry Christmas Everyone!
Still opening presents with extended in-law families in the Inland Empire. I got a copy of Kennedy's 'How to Test Negative for Stupid' book. Rib roasts cooking away. More families expected later this afternoon. The torrential storms skipped over Christmas but I guess we'll have a rainy ride back to Orange County tonight. Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 25, 2025 05:25 PM (AoAME) 61
I never want to eat another cookie for the rest of my life. My son's chocolate chip with brownie chunk cookies pushed me over some type of lifetime threshold.
Posted by: Max Power at December 25, 2025 05:26 PM (Qo/XF) Posted by: thug dolphin at December 25, 2025 05:26 PM (EyfuW) Posted by: Doof at December 25, 2025 05:26 PM (QMAsf) Posted by: Soothsayer at December 25, 2025 05:27 PM (IS8kY) 65
>>>If you think about it, the great thing about Cookie Monster is this. He's an addict, yes. But he's still at the point where his addiction is fun, and he's fun to be around. Right? The day will come when he hits bottom, and before that happens nobody on Sesame Street will want to be near him. But right now he's the "cool" guy!
This feels right. Jack Straw, can you confirm the trajectory of addiction? Posted by: ace at December 25, 2025 05:27 PM (1wjle) 66
17 "Can you imagine a greater disgrace than a man monster in the gutter with crumbs on his face? Away, away with rum, by gum, with rum, by gum. Away, away with rum, by gum, is the song of the Temperance Union." Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 25, 2025 05:00 PM (npFr7) ------ Thanx! Posted by: Organized Crime at December 25, 2025 05:27 PM (VWtfl) 67
What is best way to reheat leftovers without cooking it more?
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 25, 2025 05:27 PM (IS8kY) Depends on what you're reheating but a 250 oven might do the trick. Maybe stir every few minutes. Posted by: Peaches at December 25, 2025 05:28 PM (2HfbY) 68
I didn't even make any Christmas cookies this year. I've gone beyond low-key, straight to zero effort. I will probably make some tomorrow, though, even if they're super easy shortbread cookies.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 25, 2025 05:28 PM (h7ZuX) 69
Right this minute, as I write up the days shenanigans, I’m eating a ham sandwich, and afterwards, chocolate cake.
Posted by: Eromero at December 25, 2025 05:28 PM (Slgjz) 70
Depends on what you're reheating but a 250 oven might do the trick. Maybe stir every few minutes. Posted by: Peaches Rib Roast Posted by: Soothsayer at December 25, 2025 05:29 PM (IS8kY) 71
Face down, at Christmas, again.
Posted by: Obscure Old SNL Reference at December 25, 2025 05:29 PM (Q+gd/) 72
>>40 Hope you're having...a wonderful Christmas time, Ace!
thank you, and merry Christmas to you and your family! Posted by: ace at December 25, 2025 05:29 PM (1wjle) 73
Quick Food Question:
What is best way to reheat leftovers without cooking it more? Posted by: Soothsayer at December 25, 2025 05:27 PM (IS8kY) Microwave on 50% power for 1.5 to 2 times typical reheat time Posted by: Doof at December 25, 2025 05:29 PM (QMAsf) 74
Christmas Cookie Tips
youtu.be/twp6_A6vxY4 Posted by: mindful webworker - jelly baby? at December 25, 2025 05:30 PM (uPdbI) Posted by: nurse ratched at December 25, 2025 05:30 PM (IhIKR) 76
btw, my Rib Roast came out almost perfect. A little too much time in the Instant Pot, exceeded the ideal 135 degrees. But still pink & juicy. Posted by: Soothsayer at December 25, 2025 05:30 PM (IS8kY) 77
57 If the Bella is/was registered in Panama, surely there is an owner of record? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 25, 2025 05:22 PM (npFr7) Yeah, and his mailing address is a post office box at a strip mall in Botswana. Trump is making everyone aware that there is a large fleet of ships around the world that exist and carry contraband, and yet which are completely off the books. Everyone’s books. Posted by: Tom Servo at December 25, 2025 05:31 PM (xTuYU) 78
On Christmas? You're gonna do me like that on Christmas?
Posted by: JackStraw at December 25, 2025 05:31 PM (viF8m) 79
I want to know when/how the letters of Marque are going to be issued.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 25, 2025 05:32 PM (XeU6L) 80
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Quick Food Question: What is best way to reheat leftovers without cooking it more? Posted by: Soothsayer at December 25, 2025 05:27 PM (IS8kY) For steaks and chicken I put them in a baking dish with some beef/chicken stock or broth, then cover the dish tightly with aluminum foil, Put it in a 325 oven for 20 minutes or so. It will cook some but the stock will help keep it juicy. Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 25, 2025 05:32 PM (6ydKt) 81
Posted by: ace at December 25, 2025 05:27 PM (1wjle)
Still, and forever, the GOAT!!! Happy Christmas, Ace. Love you long time. Posted by: Peaches at December 25, 2025 05:32 PM (2HfbY) 82
oh shit Fire Engines just zoomed past. Nothing worse than Conflagration on Christmas. People get stupid this time of year, and play Fast & Loose with Electricity. Posted by: Soothsayer at December 25, 2025 05:34 PM (IS8kY) 83
Arriabiata sauce is ready (slowcooked for five hours). Going with rigatoni pasta, eggplant slices breaded and baked, mozzarella cheese. Waiting for the eggplant slices to dehydrate a bit.
Fry them usually but got Covids late on the 23rd and been working my way through it with Paxlovid. Leaves a vile taste in my mouth so I have to punch up spiciness. Delayed cooking the ham until after Christmas. Pan fried Orange Roughy in wine butter olive oil sauce and sliced and small sliced and roasted potatoes for lunch along with some rough cut coleslaw with tossed apple cider vinegar and olive oil plus nuts, cranberries, and dried beet slices. In some ways I cook better when sick as it takes my mind off of the misery. Posted by: whig at December 25, 2025 05:36 PM (WDjG6) 84
Fire Engines just zoomed past. Nothing worse than Conflagration on Christmas.
People get stupid this time of year, and play Fast & Loose with Electricity. Posted by: Soothsayer at December 25, 2025 *** That, or during cold weather running space heaters. Or both. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 25, 2025 05:36 PM (wzUl9) 85
Yeah, I still have some broth leftover, so that will help. Microwave is just too damn harsh on meats -- it's ALWAYS in "cook" mode, no matter the power or time. Posted by: Soothsayer at December 25, 2025 05:37 PM (IS8kY) 86
Our rib roast topped out at 138F. Took it out at 120F. Miley wanted to do on regular bake and not convection the whole time. We seared with convection, but then went with regular bake. It was a smaller, ~6lb-er, and the longer time worked out for the timing with the other stuff. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 25, 2025 05:37 PM (w6EFb) 87
Sorry for the dis-ease on this day. Hope you will get to enjoy your tasty vittles. Posted by: Soothsayer at December 25, 2025 05:38 PM (IS8kY) 88
What is best way to reheat leftovers without cooking it more?
Posted by: Soothsayer Depends on what you're reheating but a 250 oven might do the trick. Maybe stir every few minutes. Posted by: Peaches Rib Roast Posted by: Soothsayer Sous vide it back up to 120. Give those bacteria a fighting chance! Posted by: mikeski at December 25, 2025 05:38 PM (nhCoE) 89
So, we're now done with Christmas for now. Ham, mac 'n cheese and green beans. Simple. Kids, grandkids are back home. We are now just chillin'.
Fog is rolling back in here in KY. It's supposed to turn bitterly cold again over the weekend. It's 61 right now. Monday night it might get down into the teens. So... what did everyone get for Christmas that made an impression? I got a cool little wooden drink/cigar holder made out of wood. Has a drawer for a lighter, a slot for a cigar cutter and ashtray. Nice. And a leftover ham bone for soup. Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 25, 2025 05:39 PM (NwnyJ) 90
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btw, my Rib Roast came out almost perfect. A little too much time in the Instant Pot, exceeded the ideal 135 degrees. But still pink & juicy. Posted by: Soothsayer at December 25, 2025 05:30 PM (IS8kY) Sounds good. My brother grilled one last night. It was quite good. I’ve got some leftovers for tomorrow. I’m headed back over there here in a bit for some dinner. Hoping everybody is well and having a good Christmas, especially Ace and the CoBs who keep it all going. See y’all later. Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 25, 2025 05:40 PM (6ydKt) 91
>>>78 On Christmas? You're gonna do me like that on Christmas?
we all care about you and want you to beat this. Posted by: ace at December 25, 2025 05:43 PM (1wjle) 92
Those baby goats want you to live deliciously
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at December 25, 2025 05:43 PM (CovfX) 93
Those baby goats want you to live deliciously
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at December 25, 2025 *** Uh . . . just how much of a sacrifice are they willing to make? Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 25, 2025 05:45 PM (wzUl9) 94
Quick Food Question:
What is best way to reheat leftovers without cooking it more? Posted by: Soothsayer Before CBD chimes in... Sous Vide it! Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 25, 2025 05:46 PM (kfTpm) 95
we all care about you and want you to beat this.
Posted by: ace at December 25, 2025 05:43 PM (1wjle) *stands behind ace, nodding tearfully Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 25, 2025 05:46 PM (h7ZuX) Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at December 25, 2025 05:49 PM (Kt19C) 97
Ran out of firewood. Oven cooked pizza on the menu tonight.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 25, 2025 05:49 PM (kfTpm) 98
63 Merry Christmas, Hordelings!
Anyone planning to show up on tonight's ONT? Posted by: Doof at December 25, 2025 05:26 PM (QMAsf) I'll try to drop in for a bit..... not that anyone cares...(kidding!!!) Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 25, 2025 05:50 PM (AoAME) 99
Now I feel honor bound to get something for the nice lady at the local taco shop next year? What, though? Eat there several times a week.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at December 25, 2025 05:52 PM (Kt19C) 100
Might drive up to the Tecovas store tomorrow or Monday, to see if they have boots I like and can afford. Both conditions are iffy. But I've been to Boot Barn and Cavender's here. Everything nowadays is about the wide square toe in men's boots, which I think makes me look like a duck.
Tecovas, though pricey, does at least seem to have round toe models with a range of colors and materials -- goat, cowhide, etc. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 25, 2025 05:52 PM (wzUl9) 101
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Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 25, 2025 05:52 PM (kfTpm) 102
missed it!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 25, 2025 05:52 PM (kfTpm) 103
Worked with a guy who smelled like a goat. One more reason I retired.
Posted by: Fresh As A Daisy at December 25, 2025 05:53 PM (oftw2) 104
I got a 10 piece set of various 10mm sockets!
Posted by: Steck at December 25, 2025 05:53 PM (LlRQB) Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 25, 2025 05:54 PM (kfTpm) 106
The chicken has gone into the oven to roast; Linda says about 40-45 minutes until it's ready.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 25, 2025 05:54 PM (wzUl9) Posted by: Soothsayer at December 25, 2025 05:55 PM (IS8kY) 108
99 Now I feel honor bound to get something for the nice lady at the local taco shop next year? What, though? Eat there several times a week.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at December 25, 2025 05:52 PM (Kt19C) You can't go wrong with cash. Posted by: Peaches at December 25, 2025 05:55 PM (2HfbY) 109
Awesome jammies, golf lessons, and a purse that will be passed down to many future generations.
Posted by: LASue at December 25, 2025 05:55 PM (lCppi) 110
what did everyone get for Christmas that made an impression?
__________________ I got some nice stuff, but my giving really scored. My mate is really into an Australian prison drama that is no longer streamed anywhere. So I bought the DVDs and a multiregional DVD player. That went over really well. Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at December 25, 2025 05:56 PM (SOtpJ) 111
Used orienting line.
Want to buy some? Posted by: Diogenes 29 years or so go I was at my first (and only) duty station. Each squad had to shake their field gear, clean, repair, etc. They thought it would be fun to send Newbie on a snipe hunt, "Hey, Butcher, go ask Supply Sgt Jones for some chem light batteries.".... About four hours after asking about six NCOs for "chem ligt batteries and BSing for a while, one finally asked, "You know there was no such thing, right?" "Yup, but they didn't ask me if I knew that, just to go ask for them." So, I wandered around the motorpool BSing while everyone else worked. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 25, 2025 05:57 PM (/lPRQ) 112
We might get a Chinook.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon Looked at one, but as campers go, they are pretty small. Ended up with an 87 Toyota by Gran Ville. Posted by: Sleepaway Camp at December 25, 2025 05:58 PM (oftw2) 113
My mate is really into an Australian prison drama that is no longer streamed anywhere. Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo Wouldn't be Wentworth, would it, hahaha? Wentworth is a women's prison TV series made in Australia, that's wacky & addicting. Posted by: Soothsayer at December 25, 2025 05:58 PM (IS8kY) 114
Trump is making everyone aware that there is a large fleet of ships around the world that exist and carry contraband, and yet which are completely off the books. Everyone’s books.
Posted by: Tom Servo Literally smuggling ships. They might as hell go full pirate. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 25, 2025 06:00 PM (/lPRQ) 115
Wentworth is a women's prison TV series made in Australia, that's wacky & addicting.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 25, 2025 05:58 PM (IS8kY) Huh, it's on Prime, just watchlisted it. Thanks for the tip!! Posted by: Peaches at December 25, 2025 06:01 PM (2HfbY) 116
what did everyone get for Christmas that made an impression?
__________________ New toilet seats. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 25, 2025 06:03 PM (/lPRQ) 117
My son just called from the airport! He and his twin sons will be here in twenty minutes!
I'm over the moon! Posted by: Wenda at December 25, 2025 06:04 PM (FRS+s) 118
We might get a Chinook.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon One of my favorite dogs was a white Samoyed named Chinook. Such a good dog! Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 25, 2025 06:05 PM (AoAME) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 25, 2025 06:09 PM (pkeXY) 120
Chinook from Alberta to Apache Junction is going to require a fuel stop. Just one though, unless it's loaded for combat.
Like, with a Suburban slung under, that's two stops at least. Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at December 25, 2025 06:11 PM (zdLoL) 121
Seems everyone has had a well fed Christmas. I had dinner at my daughter's on Christmas Eve, and btought home the ham bone for soup, a container of cinnamon and spear mint gum drops, and hugs from kids and grand kids. A fine Christmas.
And got chemo number two tomorrow. Posted by: From about That Time at December 25, 2025 06:11 PM (sl73Y) 122
Bring your late comments to nood. Posted by: Soothsayer at December 25, 2025 06:14 PM (IS8kY) 123
Quick Food Question:
What is best way to reheat leftovers without cooking it more? Posted by: Soothsayer You kinda have to. But, yes, in the oven for 20-25 min, covered works. I just nuke individual plates for people if I only have a few peeps eating. Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 25, 2025 07:15 PM (mlg/3) Safe Travels Open Thread
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Posted by: Hawkpilot at December 25, 2025 03:40 PM (oJ9lv) 2
Ha! Merry Christmas, Horde! I’ll go fetch ‘em…
Posted by: Hawkpilot at December 25, 2025 03:41 PM (oJ9lv) 3
Nood dutifully called.
Posted by: Hawkpilot at December 25, 2025 03:42 PM (oJ9lv) 4
Doesn’t seem like a bunch of morons around….
Posted by: Hawkpilot at December 25, 2025 03:44 PM (oJ9lv) 5
I was busy preparing for my friend coming over for dinner.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 25, 2025 03:45 PM (qbLEp) 6
The police officer playing hide n seek with his dog was cute.
Posted by: Tuna at December 25, 2025 03:46 PM (lJ0H4) 7
We have to start prepping dinner as well.
Posted by: Hawkpilot at December 25, 2025 03:47 PM (oJ9lv) 8
Taking a break before unloading the washendisher and reloading with the detritus of preparation.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 25, 2025 03:47 PM (qbLEp) Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 25, 2025 03:48 PM (h7ZuX) 10
Cozy!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 25, 2025 03:48 PM (qbLEp) 11
One of my Border Collie girls will do that same back and forth action. Drives you up a wall. She has to travel in a crate.
Posted by: Hawkpilot at December 25, 2025 03:48 PM (oJ9lv) 12
Captain, that's called 'unstack/restack'. My job, too.
Posted by: Nazdar at December 25, 2025 03:49 PM (NcvvS) 13
Captain Obvious, do you treat the family to concertina Christmas music?
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 25, 2025 03:49 PM (h7ZuX) 14
I live in a 55+ development so I don't see the normal activity of kids trying out all of their Christmas gifts.
Posted by: Opinion fact at December 25, 2025 03:50 PM (KDPiq) 15
My Aussie girl would lie with her butt on the bucket seat, her head on my lap, and her shoulder on the handbrake. "You can't possibly be comfortable, sweetie," I'd say. She'd just look up with her melting brown eyes.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 25, 2025 03:50 PM (qbLEp) 16
Captain Obvious, do you treat the family to concertina Christmas music?
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 25, 2025 03:49 PM (h7ZuX) --------- I'll bring it along to our Orphan's Christmas on Saturday. We'll see if they're interested. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 25, 2025 03:51 PM (qbLEp) 17
Both of my kids got OK looking drones.
Not sure either can take out a soldier much less an M-1 tank... Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 25, 2025 03:53 PM (/lPRQ) 18
Incidentally, I saw Detritus of Preparation open for Commander Cody and his Lost Planet Airmen at the Whisky in '76.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 25, 2025 03:53 PM (qbLEp) 19
Been sipping Scotch all day, almost time to switch over to Gin Gimlets as company is arriving.
Haven't seen this crew in a dog's age, probably going to press on till the morning. Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 25, 2025 03:54 PM (XV/Pl) 20
Merry Christmas! It's actually nice here in Babylon DC. Mid 50s, sunny. Hope all is well with the horde.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at December 25, 2025 03:55 PM (sAmhv) 21
I've said it here before: When I see some dope driving around with those dumb fake reindeer antlers attached to his/her car at Christmas time, I automatically like that person. Posted by: Soothsayer at December 25, 2025 03:57 PM (IS8kY) 22
18 Incidentally, I saw Detritus of Preparation open for Commander Cody and his Lost Planet Airmen at the Whisky in '76.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 25, 2025 03:53 PM (qbLEp) Awesome! *flicks Bic Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 25, 2025 03:58 PM (h7ZuX) 23
Way-ull, got to go tidy up. Be back later, folx.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 25, 2025 03:59 PM (qbLEp) 24
Ham consumed, wine opened & breathing. Sweats and flannel shirt on for watching Sim’s a Christmas Carol. Quiet day and we’re enjoying it. Kids should be calling soon.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at December 25, 2025 04:00 PM (2NHgQ) 25
15 My Aussie girl would lie with her butt on the bucket seat, her head on my lap, and her shoulder on the handbrake. "You can't possibly be comfortable, sweetie," I'd say. She'd just look up with her melting brown eyes.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 25, 2025 03:50 PM ‘Honey, do you care if I put my head in your lap?’ -my NOLA girlfriend from way back ‘Not at all, baby. Get comfortable.’ - me from way back Posted by: Eromero at December 25, 2025 04:06 PM (Slgjz) 26
Parts of California are Getting Floods and its been a little over 50 Years when Northern California and Southern Oregon was Flooded(1964,65)and what happened to all that Global Warming/Climate Change now that Snow? I sure hope its effecting those Devest in Fossil Fuels/Leave it in the Ground fools
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at December 25, 2025 04:08 PM (FLiOE) 27
I'm so excited, I had to share!
My mon cherie, Greta T., got me something for Christmas that I've always wanted, a ThighMaster! I can't wait to show up those other three pretenders to the 2026 Mr. Democrat Modern Masculinity title! Posted by: David Hogg, Harvard alumnus at December 25, 2025 04:08 PM (0sNs1) 28
Had dinner with my dad and his step-family today, it was nice. Back home now, dogs fed, readying the wine, and indulging in our annual Christmas marathon of Worlds Strongest Man competition. Gets us hyped to get back to the gym after the holiday gluttony.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 25, 2025 04:08 PM (h7ZuX) 29
Wrong gender with the French, Hoggie, you fail Cosmopolitan Suaveness.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 25, 2025 04:10 PM (qbLEp) 30
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 25, 2025 04:08 PM (h7ZuX)
You go Dash … Merry Christmas Posted by: browndog stuffed but looking for more at December 25, 2025 04:12 PM (TTAGa) 31
Organizers of the urology convention said if you are not able to attend in person, you can watch the live stream.
Posted by: Muchas buchas at December 25, 2025 04:13 PM (CDX35) 32
Watching The Twilight Zone marathon, in part.
Lots of MSNOW ads where suddenly the Socialists and Communists of that network discover patriotism. (Insert eye roll) Posted by: Cow Demon at December 25, 2025 04:13 PM (Wv0GD) 33
Hi, browndog!!!
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 25, 2025 04:13 PM (h7ZuX) 34
Just got back from the Shish kabob place where we had the traditional Christmas shawarma. We were the only patrons except for folks waiting for takeout.
Now the cat is begging for chicken scraps. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 25, 2025 04:14 PM (kpS4V) 35
flannel shirt on
Nice lady at local taco shop gave me a very nice flannel shirt! I even waited for Christmas morning to open it. Mmmmm cozy. Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at December 25, 2025 04:14 PM (Kt19C) 36
I hate all the stuff I have lost in my life. and by stuff I don't mean stuff.I mean people.
And ninety percent of the time, it was all my fault. Probably more. The regrets and guilt are crippling. I had so much potential in so many gifts.And I failed so spectacularly. I let down everyone I let down God. I'm going to hell and I know that so clearly. I pray. God kills me clean and sends me to hell and doesn't put me through the hell on earth of dementia. But I deserve that, and I deserve to be aware of every second of it. I deserve to rot on earth before I rot in hell. I'm sorry. i'm sorry. i'm sorry. Some things, you can repent all you want, but there is no forgiveness. Straight to hell. Since it's forever, I guess it would be reasonable just to get on with it. I miss you. I was here such a long time. I'm sorry to be a burden. Some days the kitten is the only thing that keeps me from walking into the river. This is one of those days. I'm sorry. Posted by: OGCA at December 25, 2025 04:14 PM (iZd4T) 37
31 Organizers of the urology convention said if you are not able to attend in person, you can watch the live stream.
Posted by: Muchas buchas at December 25, 2025 04:13 PM (CDX35) Ha! Just you try. Posted by: Kidney stone trapped between the kidney and bladder at December 25, 2025 04:14 PM (Wv0GD) 38
26 Parts of California are Getting Floods and its been a little over 50 Years when Northern California and Southern Oregon was Flooded(1964,65)and what happened to all that Global Warming/Climate Change now that Snow? I sure hope its effecting those Devest in Fossil Fuels/Leave it in the Ground fools
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at December 25, 2025 04:08 PM (FLiOE) 50? Posted by: Cow Demon at December 25, 2025 04:16 PM (Wv0GD) 39
"Urology clinic. Can you hold?"
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 25, 2025 04:16 PM (kpS4V) 40
and what happened to all that Global Warming/Climate Change now that Snow? I sure hope its effecting those Devest in Fossil Fuels/Leave it in the Ground fools
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird That's the magic of Goreball Warming; hot or cold, rainy or droughty, it's the magic swamp gas to blame. Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 25, 2025 04:17 PM (mlg/3) 41
Urology clinic. Can you hold?"
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 25, 2025 04:16 PM (kpS4V) If not, urine trouble. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 25, 2025 04:17 PM (AIsYF) 42
Both of my kids got OK looking drones.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher The panhandle part is a gun barrel, right? Posted by: mikeski at December 25, 2025 04:18 PM (nhCoE) Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 25, 2025 04:18 PM (qbLEp) 44
I really like the Little Drummer Boy song. Even this one, by the black Carribbean band Boney M: https://is.gd/qg7BRw Posted by: Soothsayer at December 25, 2025 04:18 PM (IS8kY) 45
There's a plate of oysters in the half shell across town with my name on it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 25, 2025 04:18 PM (JkO4W) 46
Urology clinic. Can you hold?"
Posted by: All Hail Eris If not, urine trouble. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory We're sorry, the calls are just flooding in! Posted by: the urology clinic at December 25, 2025 04:19 PM (nhCoE) 47
(((HUGS))) OGCA. God will forgive everything if you find in yourself to ask. I know that is hard to believe when one can't seem to forgive oneself. I've been there to a lesser extent at times.
Posted by: PaleRider at December 25, 2025 04:19 PM (hhkIi) 48
OGCA, stop that. You sound like me. Need to remind ourselves GOD is not in the revenge business. But He is just. And He forgives.
Posted by: Eromero at December 25, 2025 04:19 PM (Slgjz) 49
Forecast was for a Rain Apocalypse, reality is sunny and beautiful in the high 60s/low 70s (so, t-shirt weather in the sun). Back in the day, this was typical Christmas day weather, but back then there were 1 billion children - who spent most of their lives outside - so anyone who got an outdoor sort of gift was out using it. Very quiet today.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 25, 2025 04:20 PM (U/Byj) 50
OCGA. I am certain that God forgives you. I hope you can accept His forgiveness and feel peace.
I know what you mean, though. I have some transgressions that I can't ever forgive myself for, either. We can't undo these things, but we have to go forward and do our best to not make those mistakes and cause those pains again. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 25, 2025 04:21 PM (h7ZuX) Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at December 25, 2025 04:22 PM (Kt19C) 52
Well Cicero the traditional SoCal weather forecast curse returns - beautiful day for a short sail, not The Deluge that was forecast. But sailing portion of the program cancelled 2 days ago based on forecast.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 25, 2025 04:22 PM (U/Byj) 53
Urology clinic. Can you hold?"
Posted by: All Hail Eris If not, urine trouble. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory We're sorry, the calls are just flooding in! Posted by: the urology clinic at December 25, 2025 04:19 PM (nhCoE) You guys are a wizz at this. Posted by: Diogenes at December 25, 2025 04:23 PM (2WIwB) 54
I hate all the stuff I have lost in my life. and by stuff I don't mean stuff.I mean people.
And ninety percent of the time, it was all my fault. Probably more. The regrets and guilt are crippling. I had so much potential in so many gifts.And I failed so spectacularly. I let down everyone I let down God. I'm going to hell and I know that so clearly. I pray. God kills me clean and sends me to hell and doesn't put me through the hell on earth of dementia. But I deserve that, and I deserve to be aware of every second of it. I deserve to rot on earth before I rot in hell. I'm sorry. i'm sorry. i'm sorry. Some things, you can repent all you want, but there is no forgiveness. Straight to hell. Since it's forever, I guess it would be reasonable just to get on with it. I miss you. I was here such a long time. I'm sorry to be a burden. Some days the kitten is the only thing that keeps me from walking into the river. This is one of those days. I'm sorry. Posted by: OGCA at December 25, 2025 04:14 PM (iZd4T Bless you, OGCA. I feel the same burden of guilt which can be overwhelming. But there's joy in the unending forgiveness of Christ, who chose to come to earth to suffer for YOU! Believe Posted by: LASue at December 25, 2025 04:23 PM (UwBs6) Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at December 25, 2025 04:24 PM (Kt19C) 56
OGCA at December 25, 2025 04:14 PM (iZd4T)
Hey brother, even King David royally (heh) fucked up, and God called him a man after his own heart. Ignore the demon that tries to magnify your sins. God has already buried them. I have to remind myself of this at times... Posted by: Joe Kidd at December 25, 2025 04:24 PM (nbLIj) 57
There's a plate of oysters in the half shell across town with my name on it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 25, 2025 04:18 PM (JkO4W) OYSTERS CAN SPELL!!! Posted by: BC at December 25, 2025 04:25 PM (2WIwB) 58
OGCA-
i Am sorry you are having such a hard time. The holidays seem to often exacerbate the feelings of depression , extreme guilt and lack of self worth. God loves you and can forgive you: if you have honestly asked for forgiveness, God will forgive. The website " Got Questions" deals with this from a Christian perspective : https://tinyurl.com/2bbktbhj Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 25, 2025 04:26 PM (PFs9e) 59
Posted by: OGCA at December 25, 2025 04:14 PM (iZd4T)
I'm sorry but I'm gonna throw you some tough love here. The people who could throw themselves a fuckin' pity party today are legion. The survivors either stop giving a shit or find a place of gratitude. I suggest you pull your head out of your ass and pick one. Sorry, I told you this wouldn't be pretty. And, also, if you do decide to off yourself, please don't try to take anyone else with you. Jeez, you are such a buzzkill. Posted by: Peaches at December 25, 2025 04:26 PM (2HfbY) 60
I don't recognize "OGCA." Who is it? Posted by: Soothsayer at December 25, 2025 04:26 PM (IS8kY) 61
Afternoon, all. Is everybody's Christmas going pretty well? Amazingly well? Depressingly average or lower than that?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 25, 2025 04:27 PM (wzUl9) Posted by: Soothsayer at December 25, 2025 04:27 PM (IS8kY) 63
OGCA- eternity is forever. Please do not choose to spend it without God. Whatever you think of your past choices, this is THE choice you can make correctly, and you must.
Posted by: LASue at December 25, 2025 04:27 PM (UwBs6) 64
My Christmas was low key, which was what I wanted.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 25, 2025 04:28 PM (kpS4V) Posted by: mikeski at December 25, 2025 04:29 PM (nhCoE) 66
Looks like the storm coming tomorrow into Saturday is going to be a big one. Up to ten inches around here with over a foot vin the Catskills. Anyone traveling from Minnesota to the northeast be careful
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 25, 2025 04:29 PM (2vrAX) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 25, 2025 04:29 PM (PFs9e) 68
There's a plate of oysters in the half shell across town with my name on it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) OYSTERS CAN SPELL!!! Posted by: BC * old-school golf clap * Posted by: mikeski at December 25, 2025 04:30 PM (nhCoE) Posted by: Soothsayer at December 25, 2025 04:31 PM (IS8kY) 70
Hello, Horde! 😊♥️🎄
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at December 25, 2025 04:33 PM (OeGHf) 71
No regerts!
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 25, 2025 04:33 PM (AIsYF) 72
Wind gusts picking up... Frigid Air incoming.... 9 degrees tonight. Baby Jesus will be warm, tho. Posted by: Soothsayer at December 25, 2025 04:34 PM (IS8kY) 73
Christmas has been great.
New cigars, a new lighter, new driver for golf, and some balls. Ahhh...golf balls. Now when the hell is spring getting here??? Posted by: Diogenes at December 25, 2025 04:35 PM (2WIwB) 74
70 Hello, Horde! 😊♥️🎄
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at December 25, 2025 04:33 PM (OeGHf) Wishing you Teresa in Fort Worth a very Merry Christmas!!! Posted by: CaliGirl at December 25, 2025 04:36 PM (bLA4G) 75
House full of family, icluding a 2 year old, new puppy, and 2 preteens. Not Zen.
Posted by: tubal at December 25, 2025 04:36 PM (pDt9x) 76
It's not about personal regerts.“
Isn’t that where the famous tattoo comes from, “No Regerts!!!” ??? Posted by: Tom Servo at December 25, 2025 04:36 PM (xTuYU) 77
Thank you all for your kind thoughts and wisdom, and i'm trying to embrace that.
Peaches, 20 or so years ago I sent you some digital Lebanese blonde hash, when you and I hung out here forever. Sorry I killed your buzz. Sorry I came back looking for help. Glad you didn't eat your revolver (fluffy?) when you were in the worst of places.And we tried to help you... Sorry I suck. Posted by: OGCA at December 25, 2025 04:38 PM (iZd4T) Posted by: Soothsayer at December 25, 2025 04:38 PM (IS8kY) 79
Low key Christmas myself. I mailed a grand total of 7 cards, didn't get them out until Monday, hopefully they arrive before NYD. I went riding with a buddy yesterday, taking full advantage of the gift of crazy nice weather for December. Today I got a big (3x
Posted by: PaleRider at December 25, 2025 04:38 PM (hhkIi) Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at December 25, 2025 04:39 PM (Kt19C) 81
Thanks Pixy
Posted by: PaleRider at December 25, 2025 04:39 PM (hhkIi) 82
67 Bible verses on forgiveness:
https://tinyurl.com/msep3afw Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 25, 2025 04:29 PM (PFs9e) 1 John highly important to remember. I love everything John wrote. His Gospel is my favorite go back to again and again book. Posted by: tubal at December 25, 2025 04:39 PM (pDt9x) Posted by: Soothsayer at December 25, 2025 04:42 PM (IS8kY) 84
Pale Rider, I didn't manage to send a single card this year. Didn't get a Christmas tree or put up any decorations. Mr. Dmlw! and I didn't even wrap the gifts we got each other!
But it's still Christmas, and we are grateful for it. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 25, 2025 04:42 PM (h7ZuX) 85
Oh and OGCA I totally get the "if not for the kitten" I've been there too.
Posted by: PaleRider at December 25, 2025 04:45 PM (hhkIi) Posted by: mikeski at December 25, 2025 04:45 PM (nhCoE) 87
I believe I’ll have a ham sandwich or some cake.
Posted by: Eromero at December 25, 2025 04:45 PM (Slgjz) 88
Need a few blond lesbian jokes.
Posted by: tubal at December 25, 2025 04:46 PM (pDt9x) 89
Christmas message from the one and only Real Doctor Who
https://youtu.be/bIgIIjf69LM Posted by: mindful webworker - jelly baby? at December 25, 2025 04:46 PM (uPdbI) 90
87 I believe I’ll have a ham sandwich or some cake.
Posted by: Eromero at December 25, 2025 04:45 PM (Slgjz) Have both! Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 25, 2025 04:46 PM (h7ZuX) 91
Need a few blond lesbian jokes.
Posted by: tubal at December 25, 2025 04:46 PM (pDt9x) ----------- I think one is now NYC Fire Commissioner. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 25, 2025 04:46 PM (qbLEp) 92
Sorry I suck. Posted by: OGCA at December 25, 2025 04:38 PM (iZd4T) No you don't suck and Merry Christmas to you as well. Posted by: CaliGirl at December 25, 2025 04:47 PM (bLA4G) 93
Internet bon mottes aren’t the place for deep talk - but OCGA, if you are serious, then know that God has already forgiven you, that happened the moment Christ died. If He has done that for you, then take the example you’ve been given and do likewise.
This does not mean you will not feel the pain, you always will - the necessary consequence of bad decisions. But it will fade slowly, and one can still live the remainder of your life striving to be who you were intended to be. No denying that it does require a good deal of courage to face the pain and still go forward every day. Posted by: Tom Servo at December 25, 2025 04:48 PM (xTuYU) 94
blonde lesbian joke: A blind man enters a lesbian bar by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender in a loud voice, "Hey bartender, you wanna hear a dumb blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls deathly quiet. In a deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things.. One: The bartender is a blonde woman. Two: The bouncer is a blonde woman. Three: The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional boxer. Four: The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler. Five: I'm a 6-foot, 200 pound blonde woman with a Ph. D., a black belt in karate, and a very bad attitude. Now, think about it seriously, mister. Do you still want to tell that joke?" The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and says, "Nah. Not If I'm gonna have to explain it five times." Posted by: Soothsayer at December 25, 2025 04:49 PM (IS8kY) 95
91 Need a few blond lesbian jokes.
Posted by: tubal at December 25, 2025 04:46 PM (pDt9x) ----------- I think one is now NYC Fire Commissioner. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 25, 2025 04:46 PM How many lesbian fire commissioners does this country need anyway? Posted by: Eromero at December 25, 2025 04:49 PM (Slgjz) 96
Merry Christmas, ya heathens!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 25, 2025 04:50 PM (Ffc+8) 97
Nood cookies
Posted by: From about That Time at December 25, 2025 04:50 PM (sl73Y) 98
Oh and OGCA I totally get the "if not for the kitten" I've been there too.
Posted by: PaleRider at December 25, 2025 *** OGCA, in late '86 and early '87, when my wife had abruptly left, I'd quit drinking (related), and my mother died, it was pretty much the companionship of my big red tabby cat that kept me going on some days. I know what you mean. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 25, 2025 04:51 PM (wzUl9) 99
89 Christmas message from the one and only Real Doctor Who https://youtu.be/bIgIIjf69LM Posted by: mindful webworker - jelly baby? at December 25, 2025 04:46 PM (uPdbI) Thank you for that, it was marvelous! Posted by: Tom Servo at December 25, 2025 04:53 PM (xTuYU) 100
Eromeo - Received a package last week, Ben Had tells me that you had a hand in that. The workings of the Horde are often mysterious. Thanks very much! And, Merry Christmas!
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 25, 2025 04:54 PM (XeU6L) 101
Micah 7 : 19
He will turn again, He will subdue our iniquities, and Thou will cast all our sins into the depths of the sea. Because He delighteth in mercy. Micah 7: 18 The Son of God was manifested that he might destroy the works of the devil. Posted by: Kingsman at December 25, 2025 04:59 PM (ehY6c) 102
I believe I’ll have a ham sandwich or some cake.
Posted by: Eromero at December 25, 2025 04:45 PM There is no better time than Christmas to embrace the power, the majesty, indeed the magic of and. Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 25, 2025 05:04 PM (0sNs1) 103
The baby goats want you to live deliciously.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at December 25, 2025 05:41 PM (CovfX) Ghosts of Christmas Past Open ThreadLost traditions of the Christmas buying and decorating season -- Christmas savers' clubs, Christmas stamps, layaway plans, bubble lights, Humbold statues, I can't believe I forgot to post these: Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
Mcuuc
Posted by: browndog sitting in the dark at December 25, 2025 02:30 PM (TTAGa) 2
3rd
Posted by: DBCooper at December 25, 2025 02:31 PM (+daAW) 3
We're nood.
Posted by: Noodists at December 25, 2025 02:33 PM (2Ez/1) 4
С Новым Годом!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 25, 2025 02:33 PM (93/YK) 5
What a frustration to be smelling a turkey cook and realize that there are two more hours before you can eat it.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 25, 2025 02:33 PM (0U5gm) 6
Be sure to drink your Ovaltine.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 25, 2025 02:34 PM (0sNs1) 7
Wrap wrap wrap. They called him the wrapper.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 25, 2025 02:34 PM (pkeXY) 8
Not me, man. I'm having roast beast and biscuits as soon as the biscuits are ready.
Posted by: MkY at December 25, 2025 02:35 PM (q6tQZ) 9
Can't wait for Skip to tell us who won the Christmas duel!
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at December 25, 2025 02:35 PM (XMwZJ) 10
Willowed:
Waiting for "The Man Who Came to Dinner" to start on TCM. One of my annual must watch Christmas movies. Pork loin with cranberry sauce is slow cooking in the crockpot. Smells wonderful. Posted by: Tuna at December 25, 2025 02:35 PM (lJ0H4) 11
4 С Новым Годом!
Posted by: San Franpsycho Oh, sure. You come waltzing in here with your fancy fonts and your store bought underwear. Posted by: Quarter Twenty at December 25, 2025 02:35 PM (2Ez/1) 12
Everything else can set, biscuit's gotta be hot.
Posted by: MkY at December 25, 2025 02:36 PM (q6tQZ) 13
Humbold or Hummel?
Posted by: tankdemon at December 25, 2025 02:36 PM (/TlUl) 14
Waiting for "The Man Who Came to Dinner" to start on TCM. One of my annual must watch Christmas movies. Pork loin with cranberry sauce is slow cooking in the crockpot. Smells wonderful. Posted by: Tuna Don't forget the rye bread! Posted by: Banjo at December 25, 2025 02:37 PM (pkeXY) 15
Sear Wishbook forced me to post this:
https://15minutelunch.blogspot.com/2008/08/ so-once-upon-time-i-found-this-catalog.html Posted by: r hennigantx at December 25, 2025 02:37 PM (gbOdA) Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 25, 2025 02:37 PM (0U5gm) 17
Duncanthrax, I still have the pictures of Ace, the darling girl, and the Christmas tree.
You bring me joy all year long. Posted by: Ben Had at December 25, 2025 02:37 PM (sDNVV) 18
You come waltzing in here with your fancy fonts and your store bought underwear.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at December 25, 2025 02:35 PM (2Ez/1) ==== Sure Store bought for my two older brothers, not me Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 25, 2025 02:38 PM (93/YK) 19
Ace, thank you and Merry Christmas.
Posted by: tankdemon at December 25, 2025 02:38 PM (/TlUl) Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 25, 2025 02:38 PM (93/YK) 21
Humbold or Hummel?
Posted by: tankdemon My grandmother collected Hummel figurines. When she died, each grandchild received two of them. Mine still have the 'made in West Germany' labels. Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 25, 2025 02:40 PM (0U5gm) 22
I've gone from lay-a-way to lay-a-bout. Shiftless, entitled, lazy, fit only to be on the front porch on Hee-Haw.
Posted by: Intern of Junior Samples at December 25, 2025 02:40 PM (oftw2) 23
Wishing Ace and the cobs and the horde a super sparkly very Merry Christmas . . . or, as I'm currently thinking of it, extra beer Thursday. xxx to all!
Posted by: Peaches at December 25, 2025 02:41 PM (2HfbY) 24
Traditions past . My whole family would gather at Christmas and with 125 people we rented a hall to gather in. Family is mostly all gone so I get my Christmas in October at the TXMoMe with my now family.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 25, 2025 02:41 PM (sDNVV) 25
Patty Donahue lead singer of The Waitresses. Good looking lady. Died at 40 from lung cancer. Too young
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 25, 2025 02:41 PM (2vrAX) 26
We just had an awesome Christmas dinner. Prime Rib with Yorkshire Pudding, Spiced Lamb with Mint Sauce, White Gazpacho, various great sides, Sidecar and Last Word cocktails. Upcoming Pecan and Sweet Potato pies.
BONUS! Everybody at home. Very nice. God has been very kind this year. Merry Christmas Y'all! Posted by: naturalfake at December 25, 2025 02:41 PM (iJfKG) 27
Have I missed the annual posting of DaveinTexas' Crap Christmas Tree?
Posted by: NAOYV at December 25, 2025 02:42 PM (7zbO8) 28
Mine still have the 'made in West Germany' labels.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 25, 2025 02:40 PM (0U5gm) But we never tried real socialasm. Posted by: Progressives at December 25, 2025 02:43 PM (gbOdA) 29
I'm tempted to sneak a slice of mincemeat pie before the turkey is done.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 25, 2025 02:43 PM (0U5gm) 30
I invested big time in pumpkins, pumpkin spice, and Christmas trees and can't give them away now.
Posted by: Savvy Mover And Shaker at December 25, 2025 02:44 PM (oftw2) 31
Different setting for "Angels We Have Heard on High".
Dan Vasc on the Tube does a heavy metal version; not what it actually sounds like but very interesting--and different. Posted by: Lirio100 at December 25, 2025 02:44 PM (ky7/T) 32
I'm tempted to sneak a slice of mincemeat pie before the turkey is done.
Posted by: Thomas Paine I love mincemeat pie! Yum. I've got key lime cheesecake for dessert. Fresh raspberries on the side. Posted by: Tuna at December 25, 2025 02:46 PM (lJ0H4) 33
I'll bite... Humbold statues? Maybe, Hummel figurines?
Posted by: olddog in mo at December 25, 2025 02:47 PM (bQ4nt) 34
Afternoon.
Merry Christmas, Horde. My short review got enstompinated. So I just finished watching the George C. Scott version of A Christmas Carol. *Ahem* Scrooge was right. Oh, sure, he was an asshole. No one likes assholes. But he was right. And honest. He told his honest opinions and you knew where he stood. That's not a bad thing. That's a very good thing. Lots of people whisper sweet nothings into your ear before stabbing you in the back. Scrooge never did that. Except for being a blunt asshole Scrooge never did anything wrong. The Ghosts of Christmas were just a bunch of guilt tripping motherfuckers. Bob Cratchett was okay. Nice guy. Bit of a cuck. Posted by: Robert, The Love Walrus at December 25, 2025 02:47 PM (1Yy3c) 35
TV on Christmas used to be amusing due to technical errors, less experienced personnel at the wheel.
But with robots doing everything now, why does the video go dark after every chiron? Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at December 25, 2025 02:49 PM (Kt19C) 36
21 My grandmother collected Hummel figurines. When she died, each grandchild received two of them. Mine still have the 'made in West Germany' labels.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 25, 2025 02:40 PM (0U5gm) I thought all Hummel figurines looked like characters in a fairy tale. My mother loves them. Posted by: tankdemon at December 25, 2025 02:50 PM (/TlUl) 37
The Ghosts of Christmas were just a bunch of guilt tripping motherfuckers. __________ That scene in the cemetery in Mr. Magoo's Christmas used to scare the hell out of me. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 25, 2025 02:51 PM (tgvbd) 38
You come waltzing in here with your fancy fonts and your store bought underwear.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty Peasant (waving a turnip threateningly): We used to DREAM of underwear! We had to make do with a bit of old sacking tied round the nethers with some string what the lord's horse threw up last Michaelmas! And you had to be grateful! "Thank you, oh mighty string!" we'd cry, while the wind whistled through our unmentionables like the Black Death on horseback! Peasant 2 (nodding vigorously, face smeared with soot): Aye! And when we wanted to feel fancy, we'd rub ourselves down with a handful of nettles just to get that warm tingly feeling. Luxury! Proper stinging luxury, that was. None of your soft, silky smallclothes for the likes of us! Peasant 3 Well... it was only once... and it was more of a loin-rag really... and the rats ate most of it... Peasant 1: RATS ate it?! You had RATS?! We could only dream of rats! We had to make do with imaginary vermin to keep us company at night! We'd lie there in the freezing muck saying, "Come on, imaginary flea, bite me proper! Make me feel alive!" And you had real rats nibbling your actual underwear. You lucky, lucky sod! Posted by: Tonypete at December 25, 2025 02:51 PM (cYBz/) 39
Your Humbold statues should fetch $2 each on the open market.
Posted by: Antiques Roadshow at December 25, 2025 02:51 PM (JkO4W) 40
I miss DaveinTexas, like so many of our friends now, gone to soon.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 25, 2025 02:52 PM (xTuYU) 41
26 We just had an awesome Christmas dinner. Prime Rib with Yorkshire Pudding, Spiced Lamb with Mint Sauce, White Gazpacho, various great sides, Sidecar and Last Word cocktails. Upcoming Pecan and Sweet Potato pies.
BONUS! Everybody at home. Very nice. God has been very kind this year. Merry Christmas Y'all! Posted by: naturalfake at December 25, 2025 02:41 PM (iJfKG) Sounds yummy. Chinese canceled our Christmas Story dinner (they ran out of duck), so staying in the spirit, we have an amazing takeout Indian and Nepalese coming - lamb, chicken, shrimp, and vegan foods ordered (1/2 for my allergies and half not b/c it's Christmas and I wasn't keeping my kids from butter chicken and lamb kadai or acres of naan)... Here's hoping order #2, which even gave me 20% off for Christmas, works out. I had offered the kids traditional Italian Christmas (pasta and meat sauce), but they begged for the Indian and who am I to say no to a deal for a restaurant that wants me to buy their food this holiday? Posted by: Nova Local at December 25, 2025 02:54 PM (tOcjL) 42
That scene in the cemetery in Mr. Magoo's Christmas used to scare the hell out of me.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh The ghost of Christmas future from the George C. Scott version scared the heck out of my son when he was little. Posted by: Tuna at December 25, 2025 02:55 PM (lJ0H4) 43
Those Vuvuzula boats are connected, if you're paying attention
@WilliamYang120 The Chinese military has simulated battles near Mexico and Cuba during a wargaming exercise – a rare insight revealed in a report on state television. Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 25, 2025 02:56 PM (mlg/3) Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 25, 2025 02:59 PM (0sNs1) 45
Peaches! What a nice Christmas treat. Hope you had a nice Hannukah. You inspired me to enjoy a beer just now.
Posted by: PaleRider at December 25, 2025 03:02 PM (hhkIi) 46
Franpsycho, sure go flaunting your Cyrillic font.
But (transliterated) it's "C dnyom rozhdeniya khristovim" today, I think. New Year's is 7 days away. Posted by: rhomboid at December 25, 2025 03:03 PM (U/Byj) 47
My parents always had a white Christmas tree. Does that make me a racist?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 25, 2025 03:03 PM (abIsI) 48
We will watch that George C. Scott version of A Christmas Carol in a while. I liked that one also.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 25, 2025 03:03 PM (rghSL) 49
If you enjoy Dickens with a twist watch Dickensian.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 25, 2025 03:05 PM (sDNVV) 50
My parents always had a white Christmas tree. Does that make me a racist?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 25, 2025 03:03 PM (abIsI) Did you listen to Jingle Bells or one of those songs wipipo like while you looked at the tree? Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 25, 2025 03:06 PM (rghSL) 51
My parents always had a white Christmas tree. Does that make me a racist?
Posted by: Maj. Healey Decidedly not!! If they had the red/green/blue/yellow spinning light wheel they were embracing DEI. Posted by: Tonypete at December 25, 2025 03:06 PM (cYBz/) 52
Early 70's neighbors had an aluminum Christmas tree. They shined one of those spinning light color changing thingies on it. I wasn't impressed. Very cold feeling.
Posted by: olddog in mo at December 25, 2025 03:07 PM (bQ4nt) 53
50 My parents always had a white Christmas tree. Does that make me a racist?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 25, 2025 03:03 PM (abIsI) Did you listen to Jingle Bells or one of those songs wipipo like while you looked at the tree? Posted by: BarelyScaryMary Yes, as well as religious carols. Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 25, 2025 03:07 PM (abIsI) 54
45 Peaches! What a nice Christmas treat. Hope you had a nice Hannukah. You inspired me to enjoy a beer just now.
Posted by: PaleRider at December 25, 2025 03:02 PM (hhkIi) Oh, bless your heart and thank you for the hearty guffaw. I'm not Jewish (although I do identify as a Zionist), I've simply outlived my relevance and (mostly) my cats. But, hey, skol! Posted by: Peaches at December 25, 2025 03:07 PM (2HfbY) Posted by: Ben Had at December 25, 2025 03:08 PM (sDNVV) 56
We went to Christmas Eve candlelight last night. Aside from the junior pastor getting the stage and haranguing the attendees it was really good. The young pup needs to dial it back for Christmas Eve.
Posted by: tubal at December 25, 2025 03:08 PM (pDt9x) 57
I think I OD’d on scungili. I had a dream giant conch with sliced lemon hats were coming to get me.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 25, 2025 03:09 PM (EJWxb) 58
Peaches, Merry Christmas and a blessed New Year to you.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 25, 2025 03:09 PM (sDNVV) Posted by: m at December 25, 2025 03:09 PM (RuTUS) 60
@WilliamYang120
The Chinese military has simulated battles near Mexico and Cuba during a wargaming exercise – a rare insight revealed in a report on state television. Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 25, 2025 02:56 PM (mlg/3 Hmmmm Very interesting. A leak or misdirection? Posted by: Diogenes at December 25, 2025 03:10 PM (2WIwB) 61
52 Early 70's neighbors had an aluminum Christmas tree. They shined one of those spinning light color changing thingies on it. I wasn't impressed. Very cold feeling.
Posted by: olddog in mo Obviously a communist. Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 25, 2025 03:10 PM (abIsI) 62
52 Early 70's neighbors had an aluminum Christmas tree. They shined one of those spinning light color changing thingies on it. I wasn't impressed. Very cold feeling.
Posted by: olddog in mo at December 25, 2025 03:07 PM (bQ4nt) Holy fuckballs, olddog, my maternal grandparents had one of those back in the early 60s, it was SO weird and I was just thinking about it the other day for the first time in decades. Yes, they had the spinning light thingy. Posted by: Peaches at December 25, 2025 03:10 PM (2HfbY) 63
House is beginning to smell like roast turkey. I'm going to crawl into my insulated coveralls, and go run the snowblower for a few minutes.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 25, 2025 03:10 PM (npFr7) 64
My maternal grandparents had the silver aluminum Christmas tree with the 4-color rotating wheel.that made the tree turn colors. The grandkids loved that tree; the aunts, not so much 🤣🤣🤣🎄🎄🎄
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at December 25, 2025 03:11 PM (OeGHf) 65
If you enjoy Dickens with a twist watch Dickensian.
Posted by: Ben Had That sounds like a great show. Thanks! And Merry Christmas, Ben Had. Thank you for all that you do. Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 25, 2025 03:12 PM (rghSL) 66
58 Peaches, Merry Christmas and a blessed New Year to you.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 25, 2025 03:09 PM (sDNVV) You, too, sweet Ben Had. I can't imagine 125 people at Christmas but isn't it wonderful to have such lovely Christmas memories to savor? xx Posted by: Peaches at December 25, 2025 03:13 PM (2HfbY) 67
My grandparents had the silver colored aluminum tree for years. I think they replaced it with a green fake tree just a few years before the aluminum trees were retro chic for awhile. I don't recall a color wheel, if they ever had one it must not have lasted for the life of the tree.
Posted by: PaleRider at December 25, 2025 03:14 PM (hhkIi) 68
Questionable fashion choices at Chinese buffet.
Ten years mummified old women with hair died a dried blood red color and a red plaid jacket that looks like it was looted from a couch. Plus side she drove up in a Jeep that is wrapped in a Wonder Woman comic scheme. Posted by: Anna Puma at December 25, 2025 03:15 PM (oP4FC) 69
Barely ScaryMary, Merry Christmas to you and your great guy. Thank you for being a part of what WE do. My aims are entirely selfish!
Posted by: Ben Had at December 25, 2025 03:15 PM (sDNVV) 70
Wife grew up with Scotch Pine Christmas trees. I came from a Balsam Fir family. Since marriage it's 44-1 Balsam over Scotch Pine. Winning.
Posted by: olddog in mo at December 25, 2025 03:16 PM (bQ4nt) 71
Sounds like a true purple hat club member Anna Puma.
Posted by: PaleRider at December 25, 2025 03:16 PM (hhkIi) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 25, 2025 03:16 PM (XeU6L) 73
You lucky, lucky sod!
Posted by: Tonypete at December 25, 2025 02:51 PM (cYBz/) Shuts off computer. No competing with that. Posted by: Diogenes at December 25, 2025 03:17 PM (2WIwB) 74
Early 70's neighbors had an aluminum Christmas tree. They shined one of those spinning light color changing thingies on it. I wasn't impressed. Very cold feeling. Posted by: olddog in mo Yeah, never cared for those. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 25, 2025 03:17 PM (pkeXY) 75
Obviously a communist.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 25, 2025 03:10 ------------- Obviously. Posted by: olddog in mo at December 25, 2025 03:17 PM (bQ4nt) 76
Yo
Posted by: VULGARIS at December 25, 2025 03:18 PM (cnz0C) 77
Hahahaha, maybe next year I will cut a small mesquite tree and decorate it. Lots of lights and red chiles!
Posted by: Ben Had at December 25, 2025 03:19 PM (sDNVV) 78
@5
>>What a frustration to be smelling a turkey cook and realize that there are two more hours before you can eat it. There's always Scotch to get you through these dark times. Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 25, 2025 03:20 PM (XV/Pl) 79
Maybe they were having ugly Christmas attire contest.
Her friend, she is wearing a black sweater decorated in Christmas lights while rocking red cowboy boots with long red tassels. Posted by: Anna Puma at December 25, 2025 03:21 PM (oP4FC) 80
What a frustration to be smelling a turkey cook and realize that there are two more hours before you can eat it.
There's always Scotch to get you through these dark times. Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 25, 2025 03:20 PM (XV/Pl) Unless you have company. Then go with wine. No since giving visitors any of the good stuff. Posted by: Diogenes at December 25, 2025 03:21 PM (2WIwB) 81
I was reading an article at ESPN about the Penn State new coach search, and the phrase "more in the media than in reality" came up. Acknowledging the constant hype for this or that.
Kind of amazing how this has spread to become the common opinion on all media reporting, not just sports hype. Posted by: From about That Time at December 25, 2025 03:22 PM (sl73Y) 82
Merry Christmas y'all!
Posted by: tbodie Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at December 25, 2025 03:23 PM (s54QH) 83
*pours a Glen Fohdry for Diogenes * I am sorry that we didn't get a chance to visit while you were here.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 25, 2025 03:24 PM (sDNVV) 84
Ben Had, iirc, Dave in Texas had strings of red chili lights on his Crap Christmas tree. I used to have a couple strands. Wonder if wife pitched them?
Posted by: olddog in mo at December 25, 2025 03:24 PM (bQ4nt) 85
70 Wife grew up with Scotch Pine Christmas trees. I came from a Balsam Fir family. Since marriage it's 44-1 Balsam over Scotch Pine. Winning.
Posted by: olddog in mo You're running up the score now. This is unseemly, ungentlemanly, and egregious. Amazed she stays with you. Posted by: Give Her A Break, Will you? at December 25, 2025 03:26 PM (oftw2) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 25, 2025 03:26 PM (pkeXY) 87
Yeah I used to put those red chili lights up over a mantle
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 25, 2025 03:26 PM (xTuYU) 88
olddog, I could make a garland of red and green peppers. The cats would stay 50 ft away!
Posted by: Ben Had at December 25, 2025 03:27 PM (sDNVV) 89
77 Hahahaha, maybe next year I will cut a small mesquite tree and decorate it. Lots of lights and red chiles!
Posted by: Ben Had at December 25, 2025 03:19 PM (sDNVV) That sounds awesome! You will have to send Ace pics to post. Posted by: Peaches at December 25, 2025 03:29 PM (2HfbY) 90
This is a recipe for skin diseases
@Breaking911 16m This daredevil hitched a kneeboard to the back of a pickup truck and took a muddy ride along Bear Valley Road through the heart of Hesperia on Christmas Eve. x.com/Breaking911/status/2004284041743552605 Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 25, 2025 03:29 PM (mlg/3) 91
Posted by: Give Her A Break, Will you? at December 25, 2025 03:26 PM (oftw2)
------------- No breaks. The only year we had the Scotch Pine the needles clogged the vacuum and burned up the motor. The dry needles would pierce your arms. Not to mention lack of the true Christmas Tree smell you only get from a Balsam Fir. Posted by: olddog in mo at December 25, 2025 03:29 PM (bQ4nt) 92
52 Early 70's neighbors had an aluminum Christmas tree. They shined one of those spinning light color changing thingies on it. I wasn't impressed. Very cold feeling. Posted by: olddog in mo at December 25, 2025 03:07 PM (bQ4nt) ------- Remove the branches and you have a festivus pole. Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 25, 2025 03:29 PM (VWtfl) 93
Peaches, I will have to write myself a note and hopefully remember where I put it!
Posted by: Ben Had at December 25, 2025 03:30 PM (sDNVV) 94
Bah! Humbug!!!
Posted by: Adriane the Not Enough Christmas Lights, the Airplanes Are NOT Circling Yet Critic . . . at December 25, 2025 03:32 PM (3ZUWJ) 95
93 Peaches, I will have to write myself a note and hopefully remember where I put it!
Posted by: Ben Had at December 25, 2025 03:30 PM (sDNVV) Well, if you're anything like me, you won't be able to read it anyway! Posted by: Peaches at December 25, 2025 03:32 PM (2HfbY) 96
No breaks. The only year we had the Scotch Pine the needles clogged the vacuum and burned up the motor. The dry needles would pierce your arms. Not to mention lack of the true Christmas Tree smell you only get from a Balsam Fir. Posted by: olddog in mo If you value your Hoover over the woman who has put up with you since the Truman Administration, it reflects poorly on you. Posted by: Chivalry Is On Life Support at December 25, 2025 03:33 PM (oftw2) 97
But (transliterated) it's "C dnyom rozhdeniya khristovim" today, I think.
New Year's is 7 days away. Posted by: rhomboid at December 25, 2025 03:03 PM (U/Byj) === Yes but when I was there that greeting was not permitted! I hope they have moved on from that. Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 25, 2025 03:33 PM (A6iMD) 98
When i qas a kid we used to make a Christmas tree for the birds. Pine cones smeared with peanut butter and rolled in bird seed were hung on a pine tree in the front yard. It was a fun tradition.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 25, 2025 03:34 PM (rghSL) 99
Weather is nice here, Time to don the Santa Hat and black Dickens Cider Tshirt and hop on the Road King.
Posted by: DBCooper at December 25, 2025 03:34 PM (+daAW) 100
Merry Christmas everyone!
Special thanks to Ben Had for organizing the TXMoMe. What a wonderful time! Posted by: SPinRH_F-16 at December 25, 2025 03:35 PM (WE61Y) 101
Guess I'm going to have to finish off this bottle of Trump 2015 Blanc De Noir Methode Champenoise by myself. BiL's moved onto vodka and family's dealing with mulled wine. Mixing mine with OJ and Peach Schnapp's. Got a strawberry in the glass. Very festive. And the OJ makes it a healthy drink.
Posted by: olddog in mo at December 25, 2025 03:36 PM (bQ4nt) 102
Ten years mummified old women with hair died a dried blood red color and a red plaid jacket that looks like it was looted from a couch. Plus side she drove up in a Jeep that is wrapped in a Wonder Woman comic scheme.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 25, 2025 03:15 PM (oP4FC) ==== Around here that would mean Russian for sure. Add heavy perfume. Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 25, 2025 03:36 PM (A6iMD) 103
Well, if you're anything like me, you won't be able to read it anyway!
Posted by: Peaches ------- Hello, Peaches. My favorite is a telephone number that I jotted down...[I wonder whose number this is?]. The corollary is, of course, 'Where the hell is that number that I jotted down?' Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 25, 2025 03:36 PM (XeU6L) 104
SPinRH, Merry Christmas. Such a pleasure to meet you.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 25, 2025 03:39 PM (sDNVV) 105
Christmas without the kids, miss them dearly but they're left of Bernie. Got lectured this year about being too hard, I thought this woke stuff had an expiration date but now I think it will continue within one generation but will be ignored by succeeding generations. Kinda like the hippies, they never really went away.
Posted by: Tennessee Volunteer at December 25, 2025 03:39 PM (l7UGP) 106
Christmas tree for the birds. Pine cones smeared with peanut butter and rolled in bird seed were hung on a pine tree in the front yard. It was a fun tradition.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary ------------------ Also, orange cups filled with bird seed. Cut orange in half scoop out inside and string with red ribbon. Posted by: olddog in mo at December 25, 2025 03:43 PM (bQ4nt) 107
(raises glass to Ben Had)
The prime rib mocks me from the oven. It thinks it's safe there. In about an hour, it will learn otherwise. Oh yes, have your fun now, prime rib... Posted by: Joe Kidd at December 25, 2025 03:43 PM (nbLIj) 108
Tennessee Volunteer, that sounds tough. I'm sorry.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 25, 2025 03:44 PM (rghSL) 109
Joe Kidd, Merry Christmas ! The red is sublime, thank you so much.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 25, 2025 03:45 PM (sDNVV) 110
Actually Franpsycho I shoulda said the Christmas greeting was for whenever Ortho Christmas is (next week?). Not today.
I was never there during holiday season. Only holiday I experienced was Navy Day (early August) up in Leningrad, which was quite interesting with the White Nights and especially the very loud illumination mortars they used in lieu of fireworks, fired from right near our location up over the river. Soviet fireworks = light military artillery systems = a clear example of superiority over the decadent west with its wimpy safety obsession. Posted by: rhomboid at December 25, 2025 03:47 PM (U/Byj) 111
My kids are left but they have one problem. We went to church with a cousin of Trump's for 20 years. Body double, if you could imagine Trump wearing a heather tweed jacket with patched elbows and loafers with run-over heels. Part of the real estate group. Terrific guy. Generous. His eldest daughter taught them both in Sunday school. We went to church family camp with them in the summers.
Definitely cramps the kids' style when they want to be critical. Posted by: Wenda at December 25, 2025 03:48 PM (FRS+s) 112
Sounds like AI is reading that script.
Posted by: m There's a LOT of that on Youtube. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. What are they doing, having an AI journalist write an article, then AI narrate it, then a third AI pass adding stock video footage? All they need now is an AI to choose topics on the front end, another on thetail end to start a YouTube channel, upload, and monatize it. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 25, 2025 03:48 PM (/lPRQ) 113
Franpsycho is that area out on the Avenues (Clement?) still packed fulla russkis? Haven't been in eons but was fun to be in that environment when visiting. Only other place like that was Brighton Beach in NYC area.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 25, 2025 03:49 PM (U/Byj) 114
Ben Had at December 25, 2025 03:45 PM (sDNVV)
Opening my last bottle here. I only see the 2022 now. Will have audition it for the New Year. That 2019 was special... Posted by: Joe Kidd at December 25, 2025 03:50 PM (nbLIj) 115
Joe Kidd, it was indeed. Like drinking velvet.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 25, 2025 03:51 PM (sDNVV) 116
Nood
Posted by: Tuna at December 25, 2025 03:52 PM (lJ0H4) 117
Done. Roast is resting, taters are mashed, green beans are perfect texture and the Yorkshire pudding is chef's kiss.
Almost time to overeat. Posted by: JackStraw at December 25, 2025 04:02 PM (viF8m) Christmas Market Open Thread![]() Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
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Posted by: Racially Ambiguous Honky at December 25, 2025 01:21 PM (zdQuL) 2
Niiiiice!
Posted by: JQ at December 25, 2025 01:21 PM (rdVOm) 3
Ha
Posted by: Racially Ambiguous Honky at December 25, 2025 01:21 PM (zdQuL) 4
Ah - memories of New Joisey ;-)
Posted by: Caf at December 25, 2025 01:25 PM (qS/Xm) 5
Is that a ghost in the manger?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 25, 2025 01:25 PM (pkeXY) Posted by: JQ at December 25, 2025 01:25 PM (rdVOm) 7
Does this mean my Christmas movie suggestion of We're No Angels got willowed? Go see it, though, it is a "Christmas" movie the way Die Hard is-- it takes place at Christmas. But it could have been set anytime of year and not really changed much.
Posted by: tankdemon at December 25, 2025 01:28 PM (/TlUl) 8
Awaiting other guests here
Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2025 01:30 PM (AGaAY) 9
8 Awaiting other guests here
Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2025 01:30 PM (AGaAY) I blame the doorman. Posted by: tankdemon at December 25, 2025 01:31 PM (/TlUl) 10
Lol at Joe's family Christmas picture. He's hiding in the back and Hunter is up front.
Posted by: Mary Clogenstien of Brattleboro Vermouth at December 25, 2025 01:32 PM (vFG9F) 11
Merry Christmas, ace! Thanks for all your work!
Posted by: PabloD at December 25, 2025 01:33 PM (Epuwl) Posted by: U-Haul at December 25, 2025 01:33 PM (oftw2) 13
Home Depot ruined so many American stores/businesses. CVS & Walgreens destroyed the corner drug store and the corner store. Posted by: Soothsayer at December 25, 2025 01:33 PM (RWBvi) 14
The best Christmas decorations belong to other people.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at December 25, 2025 01:34 PM (2Ez/1) 15
"Lol at Joe's family Christmas picture. He's hiding in the back and Hunter is up front."
Gloomy family portrait. Posted by: Tuna at December 25, 2025 01:34 PM (lJ0H4) 16
Posted by: tankdemon at December 25, 2025 01:28 PM (/TlUl)
I was in that play when I was in high school, playing the ingenue daughter . It's a fun show. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 25, 2025 01:35 PM (Nx5jP) 17
Once Islam is supreme in Europe and here, we won't have to worry about the silly christmas thing anymore.
Posted by: Imam Tucker Carlson at December 25, 2025 01:35 PM (R/m4+) 18
Good Christmas afternoon good people.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 25, 2025 01:36 PM (cYBz/) 19
The Importance of Tradition No matter if you have big family, or you're all alone, you must have Traditions on Christmas. The tradition can be a favorite dish or meal, or songs, or movie, or something you do on Christmas day, even if it's strangling a prostitute. Have and practice a Tradition on Christmas. Posted by: Soothsayer at December 25, 2025 01:38 PM (RWBvi) 20
CVS & Walgreens destroyed the corner drug store and the corner store.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 25, 2025 01:33 PM (RWBvi) We had a good run. Posted by: Super X drugstores at December 25, 2025 01:39 PM (R/m4+) 21
Pillsbury Cinnamon Rolls & Ice Coffee That's one of my personal "traditions" on Christmas morning. Posted by: Soothsayer at December 25, 2025 01:40 PM (RWBvi) 22
"Lol at Joe's family Christmas picture. He's hiding in the back and Hunter is up front."
Gloomy family portrait. Posted by: Tuna ________ Hides the left side of his face. Probably stroke palsied. Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 25, 2025 01:41 PM (XvL8K) 23
I love We’re no Angels! A truly magnificent cast; amazing to have Bogart, Peter Ustinov, and Basil Rathbone all together. (And Aldo Ray at his best)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 25, 2025 01:41 PM (xTuYU) Posted by: MkY at December 25, 2025 01:44 PM (q6tQZ) 25
I was in that play when I was in high school, playing the ingenue daughter . It's a fun show.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 25, 2025 01:35 PM (Nx5jP) Did you get to wear the striped hat and toot the steam whistle? Posted by: Kindltot at December 25, 2025 01:45 PM (rbvCR) 26
The tradition can be a favorite dish or meal, or songs, or movie, or something you do on Christmas day, even if it's strangling a prostitute. Have and practice a Tradition on Christmas.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 25, 2025 01:38 PM (RWBvi) I agree, but as I don't cook (and don't like to cook), and don't decorate, because things never look "good enough", I fall back to music: Handel's Messiah Vince Guaraldi's Charlie Brown Christmas Any Robert Shaw Chorale Christmas albums As long as I have those playing, Christmas is in the apartment. Posted by: browndog nosing about at December 25, 2025 01:45 PM (3sXRv) 27
Fortunately, the Christmas markets in Israel will stay open indefinitely.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 25, 2025 01:45 PM (xTIDn) 28
Also, New Year's Eve celebrations in Paris, Berlin, and Sydney have been cancelled, lest they offend the replacement populations of those cities.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 25, 2025 01:46 PM (xTIDn) 29
Sent my grandkids in London Nerf guns for Christmas this year. Momma is not particularly happy with me. LOL
Posted by: Tonypete at December 25, 2025 01:47 PM (cYBz/) 30
Gotta eat black eyed peas on New Year's Day.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at December 25, 2025 01:49 PM (2Ez/1) Posted by: Tom Servo at December 25, 2025 01:49 PM (xTuYU) Posted by: Fritzy at December 25, 2025 01:51 PM (2GIh1) 33
31 Any Robert Shaw Chorale Christmas albums”
Do they say “Ya falla?” after each piece? +++ Funny, I don't think of The Sting as a Christmas movie. Posted by: Quarter Twenty at December 25, 2025 01:51 PM (2Ez/1) 34
Ho Ho Ho
Christmas dinner was pretty good. I made lasagna. What did you guys have? Did you get some cool gifts? Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at December 25, 2025 01:52 PM (t0Out) 35
The tradition can be a favorite dish or meal, or songs, or movie, or something you do on Christmas day, even if it's strangling a prostitute. Have and practice a Tradition on Christmas.
_______________ Our traditions: midnight run to Sheetz on Christmas Eve; Mimosas on Christmas morning; Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at December 25, 2025 01:53 PM (Zg4R+) 36
Who remembers F.A.O. Schwarz?
Back in the day that place was 'da bomb for toys. Even back then it was $$$ Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 25, 2025 01:53 PM (NwnyJ) 37
Also on YT: Claymation Carol of the Bells.
Posted by: Fritzy at December 25, 2025 01:54 PM (2GIh1) 38
Cinemas are usually busy on Christmas night. I think that's a shitty way to spend Christmas evening. Posted by: Soothsayer at December 25, 2025 01:54 PM (RWBvi) 39
We have a new tradition. The local university hosts a beautiful candlelight service every year that is strongly supported by the community and visitors. We always go and invite nearby friends and family to join us.
Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at December 25, 2025 01:55 PM (FMtrg) Posted by: Soothsayer at December 25, 2025 01:56 PM (RWBvi) 41
I was struck by the fact, in that weird Biden portrait, that besides the two total wastrel men, the rest was generations of women bound to start by being exploited, then to mature into exploiting
Posted by: barbarausa at December 25, 2025 01:56 PM (enw9G) 42
Why was Dolly on The Island of Misfit Toys in Rudolph? No obvious disability - maybe being psychotic was the thing.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 25, 2025 01:57 PM (cYBz/) 43
Merry Christmas to my beloved Horde! You are always in my heart and prayers even though I mostly lurk.
Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at December 25, 2025 01:58 PM (FMtrg) 44
I'm in full python crash course mode right now.
The number of python libraries for data analysis and graphing is astounding. So, incorporating that into the ERP is the task at hand. Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 25, 2025 01:58 PM (XV/Pl) Posted by: MkY at December 25, 2025 01:58 PM (q6tQZ) 46
Donavon's Reef is a Christmas movie!
Posted by: Fritzy at December 25, 2025 01:59 PM (2GIh1) 47
Polynesian, but yes.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 25, 2025 01:59 PM (xMGre) 48
Gotta eat black eyed peas on New Year's Day.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty As my Momma got older, she added zucchini relish. Posted by: MkY at December 25, 2025 01:59 PM (q6tQZ) 49
And Lee Marvin is the King of America.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 25, 2025 02:00 PM (xMGre) 50
So how many Democrats got Coal in their stockings?
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at December 25, 2025 02:00 PM (FLiOE) 51
45 Gotta eat black eyed peas on New Year's Day.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty Eh, sothren are ye? Posted by: MkY Indeed. War Eagle. Posted by: Quarter Twenty at December 25, 2025 02:02 PM (2Ez/1) 52
Did you get to wear the striped hat and toot the steam whistle?
If I did I don't recall it . It was a looooong time ago. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 25, 2025 02:04 PM (PFs9e) 53
Just got a bogus SPAM message from "Costco Wholesale" entitled Your Super Colossal Maine Lobster Tail Is Ready Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 25, 2025 02:05 PM (pkeXY) Posted by: Fritzy at December 25, 2025 02:05 PM (2GIh1) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 25, 2025 02:05 PM (PFs9e) 56
Merry Christmas horde, one tradition we do here at Beartooth manor is eating Stollen while opening presents. The local Great Harvest bread store makes very nice Stollen.
Posted by: Beartooth at December 25, 2025 02:05 PM (GGatE) 57
Also, New Year's Eve celebrations in Paris, Berlin, and Sydney have been cancelled, lest they offend the replacement populations of those cities.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 25, 2025 01:46 PM (xTIDn) Muslims find the solar year to be alarming. They still count Moons. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 25, 2025 02:06 PM (npFr7) 58
Gotta eat black eyed peas on New Year's Day.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty Why are black eyed peas lucky? ( This is not the start of a joke?😉 ) I just don't know. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 25, 2025 02:07 PM (PFs9e) 59
CVS and Walgreens done ruint me!
Posted by: Your Rexall Druggist at December 25, 2025 02:07 PM (oftw2) 60
Why are black eyed peas lucky?
( This is not the start of a joke?😉 ) I just don't know. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 25, 2025 02:07 PM (PFs9e) Because they've already been told once? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 25, 2025 02:08 PM (npFr7) 61
Also, New Year's Eve celebrations in Paris, Berlin, and Sydney have been cancelled,
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at December 25, 2025 02:08 PM (Zg4R+) 62
Merry Christmas everyone.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 25, 2025 02:09 PM (viF8m) 63
50 So how many Democrats got Coal in their stockings?
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at December 25, 2025 02:00 PM (FLiOE) Epiphany! Now I know why the Dems are trying to kill the Coal Industry! They are angry about coal in stockings, and are trying to bankrupt Santa by making prices go up! Posted by: Romeo13 at December 25, 2025 02:10 PM (mP0Kj) 64
This is the 54th Biden Christmas picture I've missed, But I'm hardly upset by that.
Posted by: Neilia Hunter Biden at December 25, 2025 02:10 PM (oftw2) Posted by: browndog nosing about at December 25, 2025 02:10 PM (3sXRv) 66
"Why are black eyed peas lucky?"
Don't know. But momma always served them. And in the Deep South momma is always right. Posted by: Quarter Twenty at December 25, 2025 02:10 PM (2Ez/1) 67
Just dropped in to wish you all a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year. May God bless you all in the coming year.
Posted by: tubal at December 25, 2025 02:10 PM (pDt9x) Posted by: fd at December 25, 2025 02:12 PM (vFG9F) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 25, 2025 02:12 PM (8Xy/A) 70
Black eyed peas make Hopping John, which is the beans cooked with the Christmas ham bone, and served with chopped scallions and parsley.
I was told the beans are like coins and the green garnish is folding green. You'll have good luck all year if you eat them Posted by: barbarausa at December 25, 2025 02:12 PM (enw9G) 71
One of my favorite Christmas memories was while I was stationed in Augsburg. It was a few days before Christmas. There was about a foot of snow. We were deploying the next morning to Desert Shield/Storm. That evening Mrs D and I headed to downtown Augsburg where the Christmas market was set up. It was clear, cold, and beautiful. The gluwein was hot and the candied nuts delicious. We enjoyed every moment of it. Got home to do presents with my daughters. It was special.
We still love Germany and hate what is happening to them. Posted by: Diogenes at December 25, 2025 02:13 PM (2WIwB) 72
61 Also, New Year's Eve celebrations in Paris, Berlin, and Sydney have been cancelled, lest they offend the replacement populations of those cities because of the strength of their diversity.
Yeah DEI! - Division, Exclusion, and Inequality Posted by: Fritzy at December 25, 2025 02:14 PM (2GIh1) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 25, 2025 02:14 PM (8Xy/A) 74
Grok
Civil War legend (most popular in the South) — During the Civil War (e.g., Sherman's March or the Siege of Vicksburg), Union troops raided Southern food supplies but often left black-eyed peas behind, considering them fit only for livestock. Southerners (including Confederates and enslaved people) survived on these "humble" peas, viewing them as a symbol of luck and survival. This tied into the saying "Eat poor on New Year's, and eat fat the rest of the year." Posted by: MkY at December 25, 2025 02:15 PM (q6tQZ) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 25, 2025 02:16 PM (8Xy/A) 76
Also, New Year's Eve celebrations in Paris, Berlin, and Sydney have been cancelled, lest they offend the replacement populations of those cities.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 25, 2025 01:46 PM (xTIDn) They can't keep kicking that can down the road. They're going to have to face it. Better sooner than later. Or start saving up to pay the jizya. Posted by: Diogenes at December 25, 2025 02:16 PM (2WIwB) 77
@8 Has the duel started? Who's your money on?
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at December 25, 2025 02:16 PM (XMwZJ) 78
42 Why was Dolly on The Island of Misfit Toys in Rudolph? No obvious disability - maybe being psychotic was the thing.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 25, 2025 01:57 PM (cYBz/) Dollly was a Tranny. Posted by: Tom Servo at December 25, 2025 02:17 PM (xTuYU) 79
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"Know who else hated what happened to Germany?" but then decides not to hit POST... Posted by: Person struggling with impulse control at December 25, 2025 02:17 PM (2Ez/1) 80
Honestly, Fenelon,. I didn't know, and my Mama didn't either!
Posted by: MkY at December 25, 2025 02:17 PM (q6tQZ) 81
re humble peas--Hopping John is an old poor/black dish, so your legend may be true.
(if you were lucky enough to have a ham to use the bone to cook a week later. Some use ham hocks instead) Posted by: barbarausa at December 25, 2025 02:19 PM (enw9G) 82
We got a nice little video of Mr. George (Soyara's Dragon Slayer) enjoying his first snow in New Jersey and doing zoomies. Our young red boy looks so much like his great-uncle Dutch (The Beeg Boy). Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 25, 2025 02:20 PM (tgvbd) 83
"Southerners (including Confederates and enslaved people) survived on these "humble" peas, viewing them as a symbol of luck and survival."
Sounds familiar. Posted by: Hawaiians eating Spam at December 25, 2025 02:20 PM (2Ez/1) 84
and it is easy cooking after all the celebrating, to throw the peas/greens on top of some rice.
and keep drinking! Posted by: barbarausa at December 25, 2025 02:21 PM (enw9G) Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at December 25, 2025 02:22 PM (Kt19C) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 25, 2025 02:22 PM (tgvbd) Posted by: Robert, The Love Walrus at December 25, 2025 02:22 PM (1Yy3c) 88
I don’t know how anyone except Democrat politicians and their helpers could object to wanting people who get CDL’s to knowing how to read and write English. Article at “Legal Insurrection”
https://tinyurl.com/2dpj6873 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 25, 2025 02:23 PM (8Xy/A) 89
I like to make Hoppin’ John on New Years - black eyed peas mixed with rice and chopped bacon (or ham) and some onion.
Try to look up why that’s supposed to lucky and nobody really knows why, lotsa stories. Posted by: Tom Servo at December 25, 2025 02:23 PM (xTuYU) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 25, 2025 02:24 PM (8Xy/A) 91
Why was Dolly on The Island of Misfit Toys in Rudolph? No obvious disability - maybe being psychotic was the thing.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 25, 2025 01:57 PM (cYBz/) Depression. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 25, 2025 02:26 PM (QcxL/) 92
Merry Christmas to all!!
May Jesus come into your life!! Posted by: The Man from Athens at December 25, 2025 02:27 PM (maQAa) 93
Merry Christmas!
Posted by: Ann at December 25, 2025 02:27 PM (w9jrX) 94
They can't keep kicking that can down the road. They're going to have to face it. Better sooner than later. Or start saving up to pay the jizya.
Discovered a fun new statistic: in Brussels, The Capital of Europe, 10.5% of the school kids are, you know, of Belgian ancestry. 52% are Muslim. The whole point of the suppression of speech in Europe, abolishment of jury trials in Britain, etc. is to strangle dissent until the demographic changes are irreversible - and that point is not far away. Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 25, 2025 02:28 PM (xTIDn) 95
Shame on me. Was "sampling" Jordan almonds meant as a gift, cracked a piece off a tooth. Arrrgh!
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at December 25, 2025 02:28 PM (Kt19C) 96
Do I just finished watching the George C. Scott version of A Christmas Carol.
*Ahem* Scrooge was right. Oh, sure, he was an asshole. No one likes assholes. But he was right. And honest. He told his honest opinions and you knew where he stood. That's not a bad thing. That's a very good thing. Lots of people whisper sweet nothings into your ear before stabbing you in the back. Scrooge never did that. Except for being a blunt asshole Scrooge never did anything wrong. The Ghosts of Christmas were just a bunch of guilt tripping motherfuckers. Bob Cratchett was okay. Nice guy. Bit of a cuck. Posted by: Robert, The Love Walrus at December 25, 2025 02:28 PM (1Yy3c) 97
Home Alone today (should rewatch the movie.)
Getting together with sisters, nieces and nephews tomorrow. Merry Christmas everybody! Posted by: Fritzy at December 25, 2025 02:29 PM (2GIh1) 98
Try to look up why that’s supposed to lucky and nobody really knows why, lotsa stories.
Posted by: Tom Servo Cause you were alive and had food? Sounds like Thanksgiving to me Posted by: MkY at December 25, 2025 02:29 PM (q6tQZ) 99
Time to watch Stalag 17 before the year ends.
Posted by: The Man from Athens at December 25, 2025 02:29 PM (maQAa) Posted by: E. Scrooge at December 25, 2025 02:30 PM (2Ez/1) 101
Yeah DEI! - Division, Exclusion, and Inequality
Posted by: Fritzy at December 25, 2025 02:14 PM (2GIh1) Division Basically Obamas 8 years summed up in a single word. Obamacare was 100% Division of US People that get the Subsidy and those that Pay for the Subsidy. Exclusion Brown Harvard et al and every major social degree program is designed from the ground up to EXCLUDE. Since about 2005 that would be the White Male that is faulted for taking risk, working hard, being on time, and paying bills. The entire Trans movement is to make men girls (notice I did not say women) and women boys (notice I did not say men). Inequality Fat Lesbian Fire Queen Chiefs, must BE a Black Woman VP, must BE a Black Woman SCTOUS. Posted by: r hennigantx at December 25, 2025 02:30 PM (gbOdA) 102
NOOD 🎄
Posted by: browndog sitting in the dark at December 25, 2025 02:31 PM (TTAGa) 103
95 Shame on me. Was "sampling" Jordan almonds meant as a gift, cracked a piece off a tooth. Arrrgh!
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at December 25, 2025 02:28 PM (Kt19C) /punchline Dammit granny, quit sucking the chocolate off and spitting back the peanuts. Posted by: r hennigantx at December 25, 2025 02:32 PM (gbOdA) 104
Waiting for "The Man Who Came to Dinner" to start on TCM. One of my annual must watch Christmas movies. Pork loin with cranberry sauce is slow cooking in the crockpot. Smells wonderful.
Posted by: Tuna at December 25, 2025 02:33 PM (lJ0H4) 105
I don’t know how anyone except Democrat politicians and their helpers could object to wanting people who get CDL’s to knowing how to read and write English
Don't forget their Republican theatrical partners, Fen, who never fail to fail, as if it's in the script. Any traditional jobs for Deplorables, such as truck driving, have been deemed elitist white professions. Posted by: t-bird at December 25, 2025 02:34 PM (OjdEO) 106
Never been to yurrup. Probly never will. I'm ok with that.
Europe is truly a beautiful movie set. Loaded with our history and ancestral memories. Don't know what to say about the recent 'settlers', though. Posted by: t-bird at December 25, 2025 02:39 PM (OjdEO) 107
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to the horde.
Posted by: Ronster at December 25, 2025 03:00 PM (4GQNV) 108
Inequality Fat Lesbian Fire Queen Chiefs, must BE a Black Woman VP, must BE a Black Woman SCTOUS.
****** Good news, it's happening in NYC under Mongdammi. When the dookie hits the rotating device, he won't have anyone to blame but hisself. Posted by: Tennessee Volunteer at December 25, 2025 03:32 PM (l7UGP) 109
Nood…
Posted by: Hawkpilot at December 25, 2025 03:41 PM (oJ9lv) Posted by: Cow Demon at December 25, 2025 04:18 PM (Wv0GD) Hep Jazzy Christmas Yule Log Open ThreadDean Martin and Frank Sinatra sing Christmas songs. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
Happy holidays everyone!
Posted by: zombie at December 25, 2025 12:13 PM (oraVG) 2
Merry Christmas, daywalkers!
Posted by: mikeski at December 25, 2025 12:16 PM (nhCoE) 3
Merry Christmas to Ace, the COBs and all the Horde who celebrate.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at December 25, 2025 12:16 PM (nz1sK) 4
Happy Christmas Ace
Love Charlie Brown Christmas album Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2025 12:17 PM (Ia/+0) 5
Merry Christmas Aceman!
Posted by: banana Dream at December 25, 2025 12:18 PM (3uBP9) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 25, 2025 12:18 PM (PFs9e) 7
I got your Yule Log right over here!
Posted by: Fiber One at December 25, 2025 12:19 PM (oftw2) 8
Someone mentioned swinging?
David 'I'm good, she'll have some' French Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 25, 2025 12:21 PM (MGYmP) Posted by: JQ at December 25, 2025 12:21 PM (rdVOm) 10
Linda tells me there is an Icelandic legend about a Yule Cat, a gigantic creature that gobbles up little children who don't wear their new Christmas clothes. Sounds like he'd be a good partner for this Krampus dude.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 25, 2025 12:21 PM (wzUl9) 11
Merry Christmas, Ace!
Posted by: Bulg at December 25, 2025 12:21 PM (77rzZ) 12
Still in an Inklings Christmas mood, so I pulled out my copy of "The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe" illustrated by Michael Hague.
The part where the grip of perpetual winter in Narnia is beginning to thaw gave me chills as a kid, and then Father Christmas shows up. "I've come at last," said he. "She has kept me out for a long time, but I have got in at last. Aslan is on the move. The witch's magic is weakening." And Lucy felt running through her that deep shiver of gladness which you only get if you are being solemn and still. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 25, 2025 12:22 PM (kpS4V) 13
Heard that Santa was yelling "Retard!" as he flew over the MN governor's mansion last night.
Posted by: Somali War Lord at December 25, 2025 12:22 PM (oftw2) 14
Nice Christmas devotional about a grandmother and the baby in the manger:
https://tinyurl.com/yf5keeub Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 25, 2025 12:23 PM (PFs9e) 15
Air dropped coal. Burning or not burning?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 25, 2025 12:23 PM (MGYmP) 16
Merry Christmas!
Posted by: tankdemon at December 25, 2025 12:23 PM (sjyPY) 17
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 25, 2025 12:22 PM (kpS4V)
Very nice. Thanks. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 25, 2025 12:23 PM (PFs9e) 18
Merry Christmas, all! Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at December 25, 2025 12:24 PM (n7rxJ) 19
Linda tells me there is an Icelandic legend about a Yule Cat, a gigantic creature that gobbles up little children who don't wear their new Christmas clothes. Sounds like he'd be a good partner for this Krampus dude.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 25, 2025 12:21 PM (wzUl9) Sounds like shit parents would say to scare you into wearing the crap aunt clara sent you. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 25, 2025 12:24 PM (snZF9) 20
Still in an Inklings Christmas mood, so I pulled out my copy of "The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe" illustrated by Michael Hague.
The part where the grip of perpetual winter in Narnia is beginning to thaw gave me chills as a kid, and then Father Christmas shows up. "I've come at last," said he. "She has kept me out for a long time, but I have got in at last. Aslan is on the move. The witch's magic is weakening." And Lucy felt running through her that deep shiver of gladness which you only get if you are being solemn and still. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 25, 2025 *** I really need to read the entire series. As a kid, when I was the target age for the Narnias, I was reading TV Westerns, James Bond, and Alfred Hitchcock anthology. So I missed out. Lewis's writing style is clearly superb stuff, and his use of myth and symbolism is too. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 25, 2025 12:25 PM (wzUl9) 21
Merry Merry all y'all ...
Posted by: browndog nosing about at December 25, 2025 12:26 PM (3sXRv) 22
Like Ace, Midwest Chick continues to deliver, even on Christmas. When your dinner prep starts to overwhelm, or your relatives start to annoy... take a moment and enjoy these vaguely Christmas-related memes.
https://tinyurl.com/yerjehf4+ Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 25, 2025 12:27 PM (ExV1e) 23
Merry Christmas, Moron Horde!
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at December 25, 2025 12:27 PM (kOluj) Posted by: fourseasons at December 25, 2025 12:27 PM (3ek7K) 25
15 Air dropped coal. Burning or not burning?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 25, 2025 12:23 PM (MGYmP) It's Christmas, so I'm in a generous mood. Not burning. Unless the target is a Venezuelan drug boat. Posted by: tankdemon at December 25, 2025 12:27 PM (sjyPY) 26
63 here in southern Indiana.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 25, 2025 12:29 PM (MGYmP) 27
May all the Morons of the Horde have a Blessed and Merry Christmas!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 25, 2025 12:30 PM (kfTpm) 28
50 degrees here in Wyoming.
The weather has been so strange this year. Merry Christmas to all. Posted by: fourseasons at December 25, 2025 *** About the same in The Pesthole: 73 now, going up to 80 this weekend. "Later on, we'll perspire -- ('Is that A/C? Turn it higher!') WE drive and we grump O'er potholes and bumps, Sweating in a sticky swampy land!" Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 25, 2025 12:30 PM (wzUl9) 29
I clicked on one bodycam vid of stupid, uncooperative drivers with warrants and now I'm getting a steady feed of them. Getting myself all upset on Christmas, but I can't stop!
Posted by: Don't Taze Me, Bro! at December 25, 2025 12:30 PM (oftw2) 30
Cold and rainy this Christmas Day. Missed a white Christmas by about 5 degrees.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 25, 2025 12:31 PM (MvI35) 31
28 LOL, Wolfus.
Posted by: Bulg at December 25, 2025 12:32 PM (77rzZ) 32
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
Thanks . I particularly enjoyed "When you buy Christmas wrapping from Temu". Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 25, 2025 12:32 PM (PFs9e) 33
I searched for lofi Christmas this morning and the entirety of my YouTube turned into Christmas music.
I had to go look for some Brandon Herrera to get the guns back Posted by: blaster at December 25, 2025 12:32 PM (NlEaG) 34
Cold and rainy this Christmas Day. Missed a white Christmas by about 5 degrees.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 25, 2025 12:31 PM (MvI35) (furiously stuffs snow into USB port) Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 25, 2025 12:33 PM (npFr7) 35
28 LOL, Wolfus.
Posted by: Bulg at December 25, 2025 [ *Bowing *] Also: "I'll be stretching this Christmas, The chiro will handle me; He'll pop my back, My neck he'll crack Between C2 and C3 . . ." Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 25, 2025 12:34 PM (wzUl9) 36
Oh, and as for the weather here: I don't know, 70-something. Sunny at the moment, some sort of chance of rain. Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at December 25, 2025 12:34 PM (n7rxJ) 37
Merry Christmas to Ace and the entire Horde!
Sunny and 65 in piedmont NC. Posted by: Moonbeam at December 25, 2025 12:34 PM (rbKZ6) 38
Yeah, ewetub has been very single minded lately. I was looking for a particular version of O Holy Night and all of a sudden everything went old Christmas music.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 25, 2025 12:35 PM (MGYmP) 39
Technology is getting to person
Was playing the Charlie Brown album, put it on my tv on YouTube and my JBL speaker is playing too Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2025 12:35 PM (Ia/+0) 40
Who was it who was scheduled for surgery yesterday, Christmas Eve? Someone had mentioned he was going, or his wife or someone in his family. We said it seemed like an odd day for a surgery. Our commenter explained there was a sudden cancellation.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 25, 2025 12:36 PM (wzUl9) 41
"I've come at last," said he. "She has kept me out for a long time, but I have got in at last. Aslan is on the move. The witch's magic is weakening."
And Lucy felt running through her that deep shiver of gladness which you only get if you are being solemn and still. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 25, 2025 ----------- That scene is great in the movie, with James Cosmo as a tough and buff Father Christmas. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 25, 2025 12:37 PM (qbLEp) 42
Wolfus, what song is the chiropractor verse supposed to be a parody of?
Posted by: Bulg at December 25, 2025 12:39 PM (77rzZ) Posted by: Soothsayer at December 25, 2025 12:41 PM (RWBvi) 44
Merry Christmas to my daily friends. And nightly, too.
Posted by: Berwyn Mutt - Home of Svengoolie at December 25, 2025 12:41 PM (HcbZb) 45
Wolfus, what song is the chiropractor verse supposed to be a parody of?
Posted by: Bulg at December 25, 2025 *** "I'll Be Home for Christmas." The one they use in those endless pitches on TV for LoveShriners.org. I gotta admit, one girl they use in those spots, the chestnut-haired one in the red plaid pajamas, is cuter than six baby bunny rabbits. She reminds me of girls I knew and admired from afar in junior high. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 25, 2025 12:41 PM (wzUl9) 46
"I'll be stretching this Christmas,
The chiro will handle me; He'll pop my back, My neck he'll crack Between C2 and C3 . . ." Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 25, 2025 12:34 PM (wzUl9) ------------ 9.1 Points deducted for scansion in first line. "Stretched" works better. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 25, 2025 12:41 PM (qbLEp) 47
Merry Christmas, Horde. SiL and her hubby just arrived. Getting late start on our Christmas brunch.
Posted by: olddog in mo at December 25, 2025 12:41 PM (bQ4nt) 48
Just finished putting the beef standing rib roast in the smoker. Yay!
Posted by: mrp at December 25, 2025 12:42 PM (rj6Yv) 49
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Points deducted for scansion in first line. "Stretched" works better. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 25, 2025 *** Hey, I'm no Tin Pan Alley tunesmith! (But you're right) Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 25, 2025 12:42 PM (wzUl9) Posted by: Soothsayer at December 25, 2025 12:42 PM (RWBvi) Posted by: olddog in mo at December 25, 2025 12:42 PM (bQ4nt) 52
Sunny and high thirties in Rogue Island, a pretty day to enjoy some Frank and Dino.
Posted by: From about That Time at December 25, 2025 12:43 PM (sl73Y) 53
Merry Christmas Ace and the Horde.
Posted by: Darth Randall at December 25, 2025 12:44 PM (E/x0c) 54
I can play the entire Charlie Brown Christmas Song Book, but I will always try to work in Linus and Lucy and Skating whenever I'm playing Lounge Piano gigs.
Those are always crowd pleasers. Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 25, 2025 12:44 PM (XV/Pl) 55
It's 70F in my part of NC.
Posted by: mrp at December 25, 2025 12:44 PM (rj6Yv) 56
I searched for lofi Christmas this morning and the entirety of my YouTube turned into Christmas music. Posted by: blaster If you watch just one police-cam video, it'll take a week for Youtube to stop pushing them on you. Posted by: Soothsayer at December 25, 2025 12:45 PM (RWBvi) 57
It's -25F in Fairbanks, AK.
Posted by: mrp at December 25, 2025 12:45 PM (rj6Yv) 58
Currently 63 here. Going to high of 67 in SE MO.
Posted by: olddog in mo at December 25, 2025 12:46 PM (bQ4nt) 59
Afternoon Ace , Merry Christmas.
A very peaceful Christmas this year, let's enjoy it while it lasts. The New Year may bring an ugly mess. Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 25, 2025 12:47 PM (2vrAX) 60
Merry Christmas ace, CBD, and this entire band of beloved witty rough and tumble limericking punning movie buff knuckleheads!
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at December 25, 2025 12:48 PM (2Ez/1) 61
The original "How the Grinch Stole Christmas" is on NBC tonight at 7 pm Central. Haven't seen it yet this year.
("The Grinch was a visionary, man. He was way ahead of his time. A prophet without honor in his own country, man.") Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 25, 2025 12:49 PM (wzUl9) 62
Way to harsh our holiday buzz, Glove.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 25, 2025 12:49 PM (kpS4V) Posted by: Soothsayer at December 25, 2025 12:49 PM (RWBvi) 64
Going to my Aunts for family dinner
Will report from there Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2025 12:50 PM (Ia/+0) 65
We're looking at 7-8 inches of snow tomorrow afternoon through Saturday morning. Then up to 41° on Monday causing slush, then freezing. Winter in the Mud Hudson
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 25, 2025 12:51 PM (2vrAX) 66
Joulopukki made his flight and had a successful landing back at the hangar in Northern Finland. The elves were vigilant while he was gone, with the distrust of Ivan in the air. Himself packed a Suomi in the sleigh, just in case.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 25, 2025 12:52 PM (gm9Sb) Posted by: Soothsayer at December 25, 2025 12:52 PM (RWBvi) 68
I spent great amounts of time in high school attempting to get my girlfriend on the naughty list.
Posted by: tankdemon at December 25, 2025 12:52 PM (sjyPY) 69
Way to harsh our holiday buzz, Glove.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 25, 2025 12:49 PM (kpS4V Yeah, Glove. Put on your happy face! LINK (YT): https://tinyurl.com/vdceafeu Posted by: mrp at December 25, 2025 12:52 PM (rj6Yv) Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 25, 2025 12:54 PM (kpS4V) 71
Merry Christmas, everyone. Just finished the wonderful Christmas meal Smash made. Nom nom nom. Posted by: BifBewalski - at December 25, 2025 12:54 PM (QVmho) 72
Merry Christmas, all. I'm going to head off for a short afternoon nap, and be back later. We have the Grinch to watch tonight, and then the original 1978 Watership Down w/ John Hurt and Zero Mostel -- plus Harry Andrews as one of the towering villains in literature, General Woundwort.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 25, 2025 12:55 PM (wzUl9) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 25, 2025 12:55 PM (pkeXY) 74
44 degrees, cloudy and windy in Portland. Still dry, for now.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 25, 2025 12:56 PM (qbLEp) 75
Is Zero Mostel the same person as Yahoo Serious? Posted by: Soothsayer at December 25, 2025 12:56 PM (RWBvi) 76
Wrote too soon. Just started raining.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 25, 2025 12:56 PM (qbLEp) 77
After we have lunch we will continue with "Scrooge" with Alistair Sim. The ghost of Christmas Past hadn't yet arrived. I didn't know Sim was actually Scottish. He is some about his life and movies . Reposted from tech thread:
https://tinyurl.com/3r8manu2 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 25, 2025 12:56 PM (PFs9e) 78
Is Zero Mostel the same person as Yahoo Serious?
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 25, 2025 12:56 PM (RWBvi) ----------- Not so much. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 25, 2025 12:56 PM (qbLEp) 79
We are celebrating Christmas tomorrow with son's family at his house so today is a warm, quiet day in central Texas. Downside is that our community well is malfunctioning. We've gone from very low water pressure to no water at all. We got an email yesterday around 5pm saying it would be fixed by 9PM last night...and no communication since.
We're soaking dirty dishes in water from the rain barrel for now. I may have to go to the gym tomorrow to take a shower. So many, many reasons to be thankful that this is a minor blip in my life. Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at December 25, 2025 12:57 PM (FEVMW) 80
Aunts.
Enjoy 'em while they're still around. Next thing to go is the cousins. Posted by: Soothsayer at December 25, 2025 12:52 PM (RWBvi) Definitely the truth. My aunts and uncles are gone on my mother's side including my mother, and 2 cousins now too. On my father's side they all live, because Methuselah genes. My father's cousin is 98 and looks 80 if that. Mom's side is totally wiped out. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 25, 2025 12:59 PM (snZF9) 81
I didn't know Sim was actually Scottish. He is some about his life and movies . Reposted from tech thread: https://tinyurl.com/3r8manu2 Posted by: FenelonSpoke I've seen Green For Danger a couple of times. Liked it. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 25, 2025 01:00 PM (pkeXY) 82
Vince Langman @LangmanVince
This is a mind-blowing way of looking at the miracle of life. X video: https://bit.ly/4jary2K "...so stop looking for all the shit that is wrong with your life and start being grateful for the statistically impossible miracle that is you. Because just as Einstein said, 'There's only two ways to view your life. One, as if nothing is a miracle and the other as if everything is a miracle.'" Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 25, 2025 01:01 PM (P5BPp) 83
Merry Christmas to the greatest site on the internet and to all the great people who come here!
Looking forward to more duel 48 hour fasts and more sustainable weight loss in 2026! Lost 17 lbs in two months that include thanksgiving! Posted by: The MewTwix at December 25, 2025 01:03 PM (XodLO) 84
Now Mama's in the kitchen cookin'
And her children are fast asleep It's time for Santa Claus To make his midnight creep 'cause Santa Claus wants some lovin' Santa Claus wants some lovin'... Posted by: Zombie Albert King at December 25, 2025 01:04 PM (R/m4+) 85
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 25, 2025 01:00 PM (pkeXY)
I have never seen that film. Just "Scrooge" and "Belles of St Trinians" and maybe one other, the name of which escapes me." Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 25, 2025 01:05 PM (PFs9e) 86
why you entire band of beloved witty rough and tumble limericking punning movie buff knuckleheads!
that comment had Yosemite Sam written all over it Merry Christmas everybody Posted by: DanMan at December 25, 2025 01:06 PM (8uzBS) 87
Yeah, Glove. Put on your happy face!
Doesn't have to be your face! Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 25, 2025 12:54 PM A man can wear many faces. Wiki of Westeros: https://bit.ly/3Yc8nw4 Posted by: Jaqen H'ghar at December 25, 2025 01:07 PM (P5BPp) 88
Costco bound $400,000 shipment of live lobsters hijacked en route to Midwest Costco locations. The shipment was picked up in Massachusetts and never arrived at the stores. Posted by: fourseasons at December 25, 2025 01:07 PM (3ek7K) 89
Just waiting for son #1 to arrive.
Crabcake benny, potatoes and onions. Pomegranate mimosas. And hugs. Very high tide and a stiff north wind bringing some minor flooding. Amd it’s going to rain a bit. Glad the power is on. Posted by: nurse ratched at December 25, 2025 01:09 PM (IhIKR) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 25, 2025 01:09 PM (PFs9e) 91
Costco bound $400,000 shipment of live lobsters hijacked en route to Midwest Costco locations.
The shipment was picked up in Massachusetts and never arrived at the stores. Posted by: fourseasons at December 25, 2025 01:07 PM (3ek7K) Maybe it's a cunning escape attempt? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 25, 2025 01:11 PM (npFr7) Posted by: fourseasons at December 25, 2025 01:12 PM (3ek7K) 93
Costco bound $400,000 shipment of live lobsters hijacked en route to Midwest Costco locations.
The shipment was picked up in Massachusetts and never arrived at the stores. So somalis like lobster? I did not know that. Posted by: Zombie Johnny Carson at December 25, 2025 01:13 PM (R/m4+) 94
Adult life in months, assuming a life expectancy of 90.
If 18 years old, remaining time will be: 1/3 = sleeping 126 months = school and work 18 months = driving 36 months = cooking and eating 36 months = chores and errands 27 months = bathroom/personal hygiene Leaves one with 334 months remaining for free time. Today, the average 18-year-old is on pace to spend 93% of their remaining free time in front of a screen. X video: https://bit.ly/493ClbX Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 25, 2025 01:13 PM (P5BPp) Posted by: fourseasons at December 25, 2025 01:14 PM (3ek7K) 96
*Costco bound $400,000 shipment of live lobsters hijacked en route to Midwest Costco locations.*
You can bet someone is in hot water. Posted by: Oh, no...crustation punz! at December 25, 2025 01:15 PM (2Ez/1) 97
Lol Posted by: fourseasons at December 25, 2025 01:15 PM (3ek7K) 98
Merry Christmas Ace!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 25, 2025 01:16 PM (M9v3V) 99
Well, I am going to fry up some bacon and eggs.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 25, 2025 01:16 PM (npFr7) 100
>>> 1/3 = sleeping
126 months = school and work 18 months = driving 36 months = cooking and eating 36 months = chores and errands 27 months = bathroom/personal hygiene Leaves one with 334 months remaining for free time. Today, the average 18-year-old is on pace to spend 93% of their remaining free time in front of a screen. X video: https://bit.ly/493ClbX Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 25, 2025 01:13 PM (P5BPp) They're way underestimating the time spent working which is roughly equivalent to eternity. Posted by: banana Dream at December 25, 2025 01:17 PM (3uBP9) 101
Merry Christmas.
Now, if the grandkids would stay out of the kitchen while Mamaw is fixing supper.... we'd be set. Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 25, 2025 01:19 PM (NwnyJ) Posted by: All cracked up at December 25, 2025 01:19 PM (2Ez/1) Posted by: Dirty Frank at December 25, 2025 01:19 PM (iZd4T) 104
One particular activity doesn't seem to be accounted for...
Posted by: IYKWIMAITYD at December 25, 2025 01:21 PM (2Ez/1) 105
Merry Christmas, hoard. Most presents unwrapped. Pompano and eggs for breakfast (because we filled up on the other six fish last night). Off to prep the prime rib now. God bless y'all!
Posted by: Joe Kidd at December 25, 2025 01:21 PM (nbLIj) 106
Naughty list? We know how to make a fine Christmas here. Good time was had by all.
Posted by: Jimmy Savile At The Home For Wayward Girls at December 25, 2025 01:23 PM (oftw2) 107
Merry Christmas, everyone!
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at December 25, 2025 01:23 PM (5xuJ/) 108
Underrated Christmas movie: We're No Angels. See Bogart, Peter Ustinov and Aldo Ray could have easily been replaced with Moe, Larry and Curly.
Posted by: tankdemon at December 25, 2025 01:24 PM (/TlUl) Posted by: Joshua at December 25, 2025 01:26 PM (oftw2) 110
Well, I am going to fry up some bacon and eggs.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon Save room for the turkey roll. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 25, 2025 01:26 PM (5Ne9C) 111
Instead of Korean for lunch Mrs. F. went to Clement St. and bought dim sum. She said the people in front of her in line were dropping hundreds of dollars.
Affordability Crisis (tm) Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 25, 2025 01:26 PM (M9v3V) 112
See Bogart, Peter Ustinov and Aldo Ray could have easily been replaced with Moe, Larry and Curly.
But no, they could not, in any way shape or form. This unique movie is utterly dependent on each of these three actors and could never be repeated. Posted by: Dirty Frank at December 25, 2025 01:26 PM (iZd4T) 113
Nood
Yay, noods! Posted by: tankdemon at December 25, 2025 01:28 PM (/TlUl) 114
But no, they could not, in any way shape or form. This unique movie is utterly dependent on each of these three actors and could never be repeated.
Posted by: Dirty Frank Kiss our shorts! Posted by: The Three Stooges at December 25, 2025 01:29 PM (oftw2) 115
"Chinese food near me"
Posted by: Google Maps at December 25, 2025 01:31 PM (2Ez/1) 116
You know what else Einstein said? He said "stay off the twitter on Christmas." Posted by: Soothsayer at December 25, 2025 01:31 PM (RWBvi) 117
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9OEMKXtYP4
Posted by: InvaderZim at December 25, 2025 02:05 PM (fFbm6) 118
@64 Please report on how the duel turns out!
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at December 25, 2025 02:13 PM (XMwZJ) The Morning Rant![]() Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 25, 2025 11:01 AM (dK+Kv) 2
Merry Christmas Horde!
Posted by: rickb223 at December 25, 2025 11:02 AM (MRMHw) 3
A very Merry Christmas to all the Horde!
Posted by: Dr. T at December 25, 2025 11:02 AM (jGGMD) Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at December 25, 2025 11:03 AM (Kt19C) 5
Christmas wrapping is saved in our family.
Posted by: Eromero at December 25, 2025 11:04 AM (Slgjz) 6
Ii dunno, CBD. There are a lot of Jewish songwriters who've written or performed plenty of Christmas classics.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 25, 2025 11:05 AM (ncsOC) 7
Merry Christmas.
Christmas babe. http://alturl.com/5hvwv Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon Santa gonna get himself some cookies! Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 25, 2025 11:05 AM (/lPRQ) 8
Merry Christmas Horde - may your day be blessed! Pro-tip: no family political discussions
Posted by: Cheri at December 25, 2025 11:05 AM (FGQ5G) 9
One of my colleagues, I'm well aware of some of her family issues, and I asked her yesterday if she was going to be able to enjoy Christmas anyway.
To which she let me know she's Jewish. But they were still going to get together. Early Christians decided to put Jesus' birthday where it is on the calendar, not because they knew, but because there were already winter solstice and other celebrations going on. It made it easier for them to get their recent converts on board. Posted by: BurtTC at December 25, 2025 11:06 AM (KwCuT) 10
Wowza! That’s a heck of a Christmas present!
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 25, 2025 11:06 AM (7JH4o) 11
Christmas wrapping is saved in our family.
Posted by: Eromero at December 25, 2025 11:04 AM (Slgjz) It's free online. https://youtu.be/nud2TQNahaU Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 25, 2025 11:07 AM (dK+Kv) 12
Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 25, 2025 11:07 AM (u73oe) 13
“ So they hurried off and found Mary and Joseph, and the baby, who was lying in the manger. When they had seen him, they spread the word concerning what had been told them about this child, and all who heard it were amazed at what the shepherds said to them.”
Luke 2:16-18 Merry Christmas. May the Lord be with you and bless you this day. Every one of you. Posted by: Marcus T at December 25, 2025 11:07 AM (c9rBD) 14
Merry Christmas, everyone!
Posted by: mrp at December 25, 2025 11:08 AM (rj6Yv) 15
i dunno, CBD. There are a lot of Jewish songwriters who've written or performed plenty of Christmas classics.
Posted by: OrangeEnt Norman Greenbaum. Maybe not a Christmas classic, but his one hit wonder still hits. Posted by: rickb223 at December 25, 2025 11:08 AM (MRMHw) 16
Below the fold is one of the glories of Christmas music, performed by one of the greats.
As someone who worked at Taco John's, I am forever scarred by "Feliz Navidad." But, how can you miss this holiday classic by one of America's greatest musicians? https://shorturl.at/Vzkpa Posted by: Moron Analyst at December 25, 2025 11:09 AM (ycI94) 17
There are a lot of Jewish songwriters who've written or performed plenty of Christmas classics.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 25, 2025 11:05 AM (ncsOC) Yeah...no. I'm not talking about popular music; I am talking about the great stuff. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 25, 2025 11:09 AM (n9ltV) 18
Three Tenors. Pavarotti, Domingo, Camaro?
Posted by: 1990 In Hindsight at December 25, 2025 11:09 AM (oftw2) 19
Sarah Huckabee Sanders puts angry militant Atheists at the Freedom from Religion Foundation in their place
I like her. I hope she runs for President someday day. Link from "Twitchy": https://tinyurl.com/mjmetnha Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 25, 2025 11:09 AM (ZeH0U) Posted by: Anna Puma at December 25, 2025 11:10 AM (2GVsD) 21
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good bite!
(Ooops. Mixed in a little Halloween and Dracula with Christmas.) Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 25, 2025 11:10 AM (wzUl9) 22
you Christians got the lion's share of great composers and magnificent religious music.
For instance, "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer"! Posted by: t-bird at December 25, 2025 11:11 AM (OjdEO) 23
Sarah Huckabee Sanders puts angry militant Atheists at the Freedom from Religion Foundation in their place
I like her. I hope she runs for President someday day. Link from "Twitchy": https://tinyurl.com/mjmetnha Posted by: FenelonSpoke Vance/Sanders . Rubio as Sec State. Cuba free. Posted by: rickb223 at December 25, 2025 11:11 AM (MRMHw) 24
@20 NO WAY!
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at December 25, 2025 11:12 AM (U/j9n) 25
Thanks a lotti, for the Pavarotti!!
Posted by: muldoon at December 25, 2025 11:12 AM (/iMjX) 26
Anna you try and put a Santa hat on that Monkey
Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2025 11:12 AM (Ia/+0) 27
Whut? A White's Christmas ain't the great stuff?!
Posted by: Irving Jellydonut at December 25, 2025 11:12 AM (ncsOC) 28
What's all this talk about a Slayride? Sounds just awful. Who would want to do that?
Posted by: Emily Litella at December 25, 2025 11:12 AM (oftw2) 29
Merry Christmas!
Posted by: Mick at December 25, 2025 11:13 AM (HFx9z) 30
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good bite!
(Ooops. Mixed in a little Halloween and Dracula with Christmas.) Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 25, 2025 11:10 AM (wzUl9) One of the greatest Christmas songs: https://tinyurl.com/mrupkr5p Posted by: BurtTC at December 25, 2025 11:13 AM (kYF0p) 31
Thanks a lotti, for the Pavarotti!!
Posted by: muldoon at December 25, 2025 11:12 AM (/iMjX) This season's greetings is nice not naughty. Merry Christmas. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 25, 2025 11:14 AM (dK+Kv) 32
Merry Christmas, Horde! 😊💕
Our family's gift to you: https://tinyurl.com/AdventCalendarDay25 Joy to the world, the Lord is come! Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at December 25, 2025 11:15 AM (XSP3T) 33
20 That is a disturbing monkey..
Has to be AI Posted by: Anna Puma 24 @20 NO WAY! Posted by: Chairman LMAO Don't you know you're gonna, shock the monkey! Posted by: Peter Gabriel at December 25, 2025 11:15 AM (ycI94) 34
Don't you know you're gonna, shock the monkey!
Posted by: Peter Gabriel at December 25, 2025 *** Monkey done seen *everything*. No way to shock him, man. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 25, 2025 11:17 AM (wzUl9) 35
Comrade Flounder with the assist!
Posted by: muldoon at December 25, 2025 11:17 AM (/iMjX) 36
Below the fold is one of the glories of Christmas music, performed by one of the greats.
Wow. Imagine the pressure of knowing you're performing for the entire world...and nailing it. Posted by: t-bird at December 25, 2025 11:17 AM (OjdEO) 37
32- Thanks for the music, Teresa.. God bless you dear. Your upbeat spirit is much appreciated .
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 25, 2025 11:17 AM (ZeH0U) 38
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.
- Hunter Biden Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 25, 2025 11:18 AM (L/fGl) Posted by: Quarter Twenty at December 25, 2025 11:18 AM (2Ez/1) Posted by: BurtTC at December 25, 2025 11:18 AM (kYF0p) 41
Wow. Imagine the pressure of knowing you're performing for the entire world...and nailing it.
Posted by: t-bird I was lucky to attend one of his recitals when he was in his prime. Once in a lifetime privilege. Posted by: Tuna at December 25, 2025 11:20 AM (lJ0H4) 42
Do want to say the music director at church is a fantastic musician
Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2025 11:20 AM (Ia/+0) 43
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.
- Hunter Biden Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 25, 2025 11:18 AM (L/fGl) Me too! Posted by: N. Fuentes at December 25, 2025 11:20 AM (kYF0p) 44
Merry Christmas! Here's the album our family listened to every year. Philadelphia Orchestra, 1962.
https://tinyurl.com/22wk24v5 Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at December 25, 2025 11:20 AM (w6EFb) 45
>>> I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.
- Hunter Biden Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 25, 2025 11:18 AM (L/fGl) The Bidens put out a Christmas photo and Hunter looks like he’s a few bumps short this year. A regular grumpylumkins. And puddin head is hidden way in the back. Posted by: banana Dream at December 25, 2025 11:21 AM (fIo92) Posted by: banana Dream at December 25, 2025 11:23 AM (fIo92) 47
That boys good!
Posted by: Sweets at December 25, 2025 11:24 AM (R/m4+) Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 25, 2025 11:24 AM (dK+Kv) 49
34 Don't you know you're gonna, shock the monkey!
Posted by: Peter Gabriel at December 25, 2025 *** Monkey done seen *everything*. No way to shock him, man. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius Normally, I'd accept that challenge, but doesn't seem in keeping with the holiday spirit. Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at December 25, 2025 11:24 AM (ycI94) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 25, 2025 11:25 AM (pkeXY) 51
Almost all of the best secular Christmas songs were written by Jews, mostly while roasting their chestnuts.
Posted by: From about That Time at December 25, 2025 11:27 AM (sl73Y) 52
Just took the standing rib roast out to take the chill off, and the herb butter I'm going to slather it in. Dinner's at 4. Red wine au jus, mashed potatoes and veggies.
Mama's wearing the lined cap I bought her. She loves it! She had some fancy Italian cookies with her coffee this morning. Temp is currently 73. We may break a record today. Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at December 25, 2025 11:27 AM (w6EFb) 53
Love the chimp's holiday touch.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at December 25, 2025 11:27 AM (w6EFb) 54
Here’s the photo:
x.com/JewishWarrior13/status/ 2004224649488748611 LOL Posted by: banana Dream at December 25, 2025 11:23 AM (fIo92) They shoved the husk in the back, lol. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 25, 2025 11:28 AM (snZF9) 55
And thanks Flounder, she's cute.
Posted by: From about That Time at December 25, 2025 11:28 AM (sl73Y) 56
Merry Christmas CBD, and Horde, and to all the other Cobs!
The frozen turkey roll is in the slow cooker. About 4 below here, and very very still outside. I might take the snowblower out for a spin. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 25, 2025 11:28 AM (npFr7) 57
I am dreaming of a warm Christmas, just like the one I never knew
Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2025 11:29 AM (Ia/+0) 58
Almost all of the best secular Christmas songs were written by Jews, mostly while roasting their chestnuts.
Posted by: From about That Time at December 25, 2025 11:27 AM (sl73Y) Chestnuts? Don't be bringing no gay stuff into this. Posted by: N. Fuentes at December 25, 2025 11:29 AM (kYF0p) Posted by: N. Fuentes at December 25, 2025 11:29 AM (kYF0p) Posted by: BurtTC at December 25, 2025 11:30 AM (kYF0p) 61
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Johnny Pavarotti https://youtu.be/n1P9eI1kEK8 Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. She was beautiful! She was young, she was innocent. She was the greatest piece of ass I've ever had, and I've had 'em all over the world. And then Johnny Pavarotti comes along with his olive oil voice and guinea charm and she runs off. She threw it all away just to make me look ridiculous. And a man in my position can't afford to be made to look ridiculous. Posted by: Jack Woltz at December 25, 2025 11:31 AM (ycI94) 62
Unless the gal in comment #1 wants some chestnuts.
I'll be happy to give her some. Posted by: N. Fuentes at December 25, 2025 11:29 AM (kYF0p) Emmer not chestnuts. Emmer chestmelons. And she is seated on a chest. Meta! Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 25, 2025 11:32 AM (npFr7) 63
Monroe Crossing the Delaware
The fifth president was shot in the chest and nearly died 40 years before his election Dec 25, 2025 https://shorturl.at/LcfpX Don Surber (substack) from Instapundit Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 25, 2025 11:33 AM (ULPxl) 64
Merry Christmas, All. Love you guys.
Posted by: ... at December 25, 2025 11:34 AM (E0p3T) 65
Merry Christmas, all!
Posted by: Happy at December 25, 2025 11:34 AM (2kJZi) 66
Unless the gal in comment #1 wants some chestnuts.
I'll be happy to give her some. Posted by: N. Fuentes https://is.gd/3fka8k Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 25, 2025 11:34 AM (L/fGl) 67
What's all this talk about a Slayride? Sounds just awful. Who would want to do that?
Posted by: Emily Litella ------- Recalls painting of wolves attacking Russian sleigh: https://shorturl.at/rTXEw Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 25, 2025 11:35 AM (XeU6L) 68
wait... Kirsche just called out to garret?
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 25, 2025 11:36 AM (2GVsD) 69
I thought Fuentes was gay?
Posted by: Bulg at December 25, 2025 11:37 AM (77rzZ) 70
https://is.gd/3fka8k
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 25, 2025 11:34 AM (L/fGl) I saw a video of a real life version of that. The cop was female and cute. She read that part. The perp said "Your tits." Posted by: BurtTC at December 25, 2025 11:38 AM (kYF0p) 71
All cultures are equal, bigot!
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at December 25, 2025 11:38 AM (XMwZJ) 72
I had no idea that James Monroe is behind Washington in the iconic picture of Washington crossing the Delaware. From Don Surber's substack:
https://tinyurl.com/55snd3j8 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 25, 2025 11:38 AM (ZeH0U) 73
I thought Fuentes was gay?
Posted by: Bulg at December 25, 2025 11:37 AM (77rzZ) No, Nick's not gay. All the men he buggers though, they ghey. Posted by: BurtTC at December 25, 2025 11:38 AM (kYF0p) 74
TGP had this upn yesterday, from 2010.
Opera Company of Philadelphia "Hallelujah!" Random Act of Culture https://youtu.be/wp_RHnQ-jgU Nuggets are up. Gotta go Christmas. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 25, 2025 11:39 AM (dK+Kv) 75
Sorry, Helena. Double post about that painting. Didn't see yours.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 25, 2025 11:39 AM (ZeH0U) 76
I thought Fuentes was gay?
Posted by: Bulg No, he has sex with men, but has relationships with women. Posted by: Ice-T at December 25, 2025 11:41 AM (OjdEO) Posted by: banana Dream at December 25, 2025 11:43 AM (3uBP9) 78
https://x.com/WhiteHouse/status/
2003914826540896367 Posted by: r hennigantx at December 25, 2025 11:45 AM (gbOdA) 79
There's something different about Punk Monkey...can't quite figure it out.
Posted by: torabora at December 25, 2025 11:46 AM (TLf58) 80
I am dreaming of a warm Christmas, just like the one I never knew
well come on down Skip! 71 and climbing today Posted by: DanMan at December 25, 2025 11:47 AM (8uzBS) Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 25, 2025 11:49 AM (XV/Pl) Posted by: Just Some Guy at December 25, 2025 11:49 AM (q3u5l) 83
She has to be chilly, that dress seems to be doing a poor job of staying on.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 25, 2025 11:50 AM (MGYmP) 84
Pickle fountain:
x.com/equine__dentist/status/ 2004175414214656080 Posted by: banana Dream at December 25, 2025 11:43 AM (3uBP9) Dilly, dilly! Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 25, 2025 11:50 AM (npFr7) 85
God and sinners reconciled.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty Thank Goodness! I must have sung that hundreds of times before I actually 'heard' it. Posted by: Tonypete at December 25, 2025 11:51 AM (cYBz/) 86
No, Nick's not gay. All the men he buggers though, they ghey.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 25, 2025 11:38 AM There's an Onion article about that somewhere... Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 25, 2025 11:52 AM (9iRTe) 87
(Sings) “It’s the most horrible time of the year…”
Posted by: Cow Demon at December 25, 2025 11:53 AM (Wv0GD) 88
Christmas babe.
http://alturl.com/5hvwv Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 25, 2025 11:01 AM (dK+Kv) Yup, I would weld my doors shut. Not to keep others from getting in, but to keep me from getting out. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 25, 2025 11:54 AM (snZF9) Posted by: Cow Demon at December 25, 2025 11:55 AM (Wv0GD) 90
My sister is duel season housing now. She is flying up tomorrow to see my Aunt and Uncle
Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2025 11:58 AM (Ia/+0) 91
duel season?
She must be some kinda badass. Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at December 25, 2025 11:59 AM (XMwZJ) 92
@ 90 What's your sister have against your aunt and uncle?
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at December 25, 2025 12:00 PM (XMwZJ) 93
Merry Christmas everyone!!!
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at December 25, 2025 12:01 PM (R+Qe7) 94
Parents do parody called "Trash car" to the tune of "Fast car. " Scroll down to avoid the description:
https://tinyurl.com/2w7she3t Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 25, 2025 12:02 PM (rZCVI) 95
Hi, Fen. Merry Christmas. How’d the service go last night?
Posted by: Bulg at December 25, 2025 12:04 PM (77rzZ) 96
38 I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.
- Hunter Biden Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 25, 2025 11:18 AM (L/ I think his definition of snow might be…different. Posted by: Cow Demon at December 25, 2025 12:04 PM (Wv0GD) 97
Duel season or often here Snowbirds, North in summer, south in winter
Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2025 12:04 PM (Ia/+0) 98
Christmas wrapping is saved in our family.
Posted by: Eromero ------------ Wife switched to Christmas bags many years ago. Upfront cost higher, but reusability many years over saves in the long run. Posted by: olddog in mo at December 25, 2025 12:07 PM (bQ4nt) 99
FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 25, 2025 12:07 PM (Zz0t1) 100
I’m dreaming of a DEAD CITY with angles Euclid wouldn’t know….
Posted by: H.P. Lovecraft at December 25, 2025 12:07 PM (Wv0GD) 101
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 25, 2025 12:07 PM (Zz0t1) 102
One hundred first!
Posted by: Cow Demon at December 25, 2025 12:08 PM (Wv0GD) 103
Posted by: Bulg at December 25, 2025 12:04 PM (77rzZ
Thanks for asking It was fine. I was very touched that some of the family of one of our members who died three years ago came to the service. She always used to sit in the back with them and we had "Hark the herald angels" which was one of her favorite carols. They came in remembrance of her . She was a lovely woman and who was a public school teacher before schools went all woke. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 25, 2025 12:08 PM (rZCVI) Posted by: m at December 25, 2025 12:09 PM (RuTUS) 105
That’s sweet, Fen.
Posted by: Bulg at December 25, 2025 12:09 PM (77rzZ) 106
And Merry Christmas to you and yours Bulg.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 25, 2025 12:09 PM (rZCVI) 107
Thanks, Fen. And Merry Christmas to FenSpouse and FenSon.
Posted by: Bulg at December 25, 2025 12:11 PM (77rzZ) 108
Currently 71 degrees at Schloss Hadrian. Just so's you know. It was very foggy this morning and driving nearly an hour in the dark for Christmas Mass didn't seem safe. Went instead to the parish (sorry, Catholic community) up the road instead. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 25, 2025 12:11 PM (tgvbd) 109
Fröhliche Weihnachten!!!
Posted by: Cow Demon at December 25, 2025 12:11 PM (Wv0GD) 110
97 Duel season or often here Snowbirds, North in summer, south in winter
pistol season is best duel season Posted by: aaron burr at December 25, 2025 12:11 PM (edU/H) 111
Duel season. Pistols or swords?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 25, 2025 12:12 PM (pkeXY) 112
People are often the worst.
I spoke with my oldest buddy yesterday afternoon. He told me that his sister had sent a Christmas card to one of their long-ago neighbors and playmates, i.e., from when my friend was like 12. The card came back with a note: "We don't need this card. [The neighbor you sent it to] died two years ago." The end. Talk about classless. . . . Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 25, 2025 12:13 PM (wzUl9) 113
Crossbows or longbows?
Posted by: Bulg at December 25, 2025 12:13 PM (77rzZ) 114
Merry Christmas to all y'all!
Tonight, dinner at Fogo de Chao and a stroll along the Riverwalk to walk off some of the gluttony. Posted by: screaming in digital at December 25, 2025 12:14 PM (3lm7v) Posted by: m at December 25, 2025 12:14 PM (RuTUS) Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 25, 2025 12:14 PM (MGYmP) 117
Hey, SiD! Merry Christmas!
Posted by: Bulg at December 25, 2025 12:15 PM (77rzZ) 118
Thanks Aaron Burr...I started to feel bad there for a moment.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at December 25, 2025 12:15 PM (XMwZJ) 119
116 Dual? Not Duel?
Is there fighting between their residences? Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 25, 2025 12:14 PM (MGYmP) Dual duel? Posted by: m at December 25, 2025 12:15 PM (RuTUS) 120
Dual duel?
Posted by: m at December 25, 2025 12:15 PM (RuTUS) When wife swapping goes wrong! -Eyepatch McCain Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 25, 2025 12:16 PM (MGYmP) 121
@112 Wow. What assholes.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at December 25, 2025 12:17 PM (XMwZJ) 122
"We don't need this card. [The neighbor you sent it to] died two years ago." The end.
Talk about classless. . . . Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 25, 2025 12:13 PM (wzUl9) I have been called blunt, but I usually don't go out of my way to be vicious. You know, unless the person really misses me off. What a fucktard. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 25, 2025 12:18 PM (MGYmP) Posted by: banana Dream at December 25, 2025 12:18 PM (3uBP9) 124
@112 Wow. What assholes.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at December 25, 2025 *** Given a choice between that kind of rudeness and the utter silence I got this past January when I sent my former mother-in-law a condolence card and note on the death of her daughter, my second wife, I guess I'll take the silence. At least you can tell yourself, "Maybe the card got lost in the mail." Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 25, 2025 12:19 PM (wzUl9) 125
Yo, Bulg. Merry Christmas to you and yours!
Posted by: screaming in digital at December 25, 2025 12:19 PM (3lm7v) 126
Still in an Inklings Christmas mood, so I pulled out my copy of "The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe" illustrated by Michael Hague.
The part where the grip of perpetual winter in Narnia is beginning to thaw gave me chills as a kid, and then Father Christmas shows up. "I've come at last," said he. "She has kept me out for a long time, but I have got in at last. Aslan is on the move. The witch's magic is weakening." And Lucy felt running through her that deep shiver of gladness which you only get if you are being solemn and still. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 25, 2025 12:20 PM (kpS4V) 127
Merry Christmas to the greatest site on the internet and to all the great people who come here!
Looking forward to more duel 48 hour fasts and more sustainable weight loss in 2026! Lost 17 lbs in two months that include thanksgiving! Posted by: The MewTwix at December 25, 2025 01:03 PM (XodLO) 128
The one who said CHILDREN WILL NEVER KNOW WHAT SNOW WAS needs to apologies for such a rash and irresponsible statement with all this Snow Falling
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at December 25, 2025 04:12 PM (FLiOE) 129
Christianity was just another Jewish Sect for 300+ years.
Christians worship a Jew, we read much of the Jewish 'Bible'. We use Jewish names (David, Michael, Luigi, etc) Like it or not, Jews and Christians are inexorably linked. Merry Christmas Posted by: YosemiteSatchmo at December 25, 2025 04:13 PM (NEFaB) 130
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius,
I'm so sorry Wolfus. They must still be in such pain that they're like a drowning man, pulling a considerate hand down with them. FWIW you're a good man for enduring this. God Himself is proud of you Posted by: Fen at December 25, 2025 07:43 PM (6COFX) 131
God Bless America, Donald Trump and Ace. Our saviors in a mad world.
CBD and JJ Sefton, G-d bless and keep you as well. May Christians and Jews work to overcome Islamic terror and make the world a place we want for ourselves and our descendants. Posted by: LGBTQ+POC, ANTI RACIST HERO at December 25, 2025 10:09 PM (ot1oq) Mid-Morning Art Thread![]() The Adoration of the Shepherds Domenikos Theotokopoulos Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
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Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2025 09:30 AM (Ia/+0) 2
Fist
Posted by: Otto Pen at December 25, 2025 09:30 AM (sJHOI) 3
Very nicely done
Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2025 09:31 AM (Ia/+0) 4
not a big fan of this, too dark and sinewy
Posted by: Otto Pen at December 25, 2025 09:31 AM (sJHOI) 5
Busy stable.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 25, 2025 09:32 AM (qbLEp) 6
4 not a big fan of this, too dark and sinewy
Posted by: Otto Pen I don't know at least the artist drew a baby, not a toddler like most renderings. Posted by: Art Maven at December 25, 2025 09:33 AM (oftw2) 7
With an adowable widdle bwanket!!
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at December 25, 2025 09:33 AM (Kt19C) 8
El Greco, the world's first theme park caricaturist,
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 25, 2025 09:33 AM (xMGre) 9
Waitaminnit - it's changed.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 25, 2025 09:34 AM (qbLEp) 10
Oops! I posted the wrong graphic! El Greco did at least two Adorations...the one I want is darker and more impressionistic.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 25, 2025 09:35 AM (n9ltV) 11
A little acetone wash would brighten this immensely.
Posted by: Make Colors POP! at December 25, 2025 09:35 AM (oftw2) 12
Domenikos Theotokopoulos -- best painter ever!
Posted by: George Slopadopoulos, ABC "News" at December 25, 2025 09:36 AM (Y1sOo) 13
He may have done the Magi first, not shepherds.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 25, 2025 09:36 AM (xMGre) 14
The MET
Title: The Adoration of the Shepherds Artist: El Greco (Domenikos Theotokopoulos) (Greek, Iráklion (Candia) 1541–1614 Toledo) Date: ca. 1605–10 Medium: Oil on canvas Dimensions: 56 7/8 x 39 7/8 in. (144.5 x 101.3 cm); with added strips 64 1/2 x 42 in. (163.8 x 106.7 cm) Posted by: r hennigantx at December 25, 2025 09:36 AM (gbOdA) Posted by: gaf gaf at December 25, 2025 09:36 AM (/w3j2) 16
Changing art in mid-stream just short-circuited my remaining synapses. Thanks a lot, Fat!
Posted by: President Emeritus at December 25, 2025 09:37 AM (oftw2) Posted by: Tuna at December 25, 2025 09:37 AM (lJ0H4) 18
Has a black Velvet Elvis feel. Did someone win this at the state fair?
Posted by: Otto Pen at December 25, 2025 09:37 AM (sJHOI) 19
Same theme, but different painting.
Posted by: gaf gaf at December 25, 2025 09:36 AM (/w3j2) Yup. I'm fixing it... Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 25, 2025 09:37 AM (n9ltV) 20
This will be a sign to you: You will find a baby wrapped in cloths and lying in a manger.”
Suddenly a great company of the heavenly host appeared with the angel, praising God and saying, “Glory to God in the highest heaven, and on earth peace to those on whom his favor rests.” Posted by: r hennigantx at December 25, 2025 09:38 AM (gbOdA) 21
Who did the Manager of the stable write in as Jesus' father on the Birth Certificate?
Hmmmmmm. .. Or what date did he use - 12/25/0000? Posted by: Tonypete at December 25, 2025 09:38 AM (cYBz/) Posted by: r hennigantx at December 25, 2025 09:38 AM (gbOdA) 23
Three shepherds, Mary, Joseph, the Child, and a heavenly host (albeit a small portion of one) overhead. Check.
Plus a lamb and a donkey (?). Good work getting all that in. I do agree it could be brighter. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 25, 2025 09:38 AM (wzUl9) 24
I love me some El Greco. Thanks, CBD!
Posted by: Bulg at December 25, 2025 09:38 AM (77rzZ) 25
Upon further review, how does one designate a zero in Roman numerals?
Posted by: Tonypete at December 25, 2025 09:39 AM (cYBz/) 26
El Greco has been a favorite of mine for a few (oh, wait, we're only 29) a couple of decades now.
Posted by: tankdemon at December 25, 2025 09:40 AM (sjyPY) 27
May I say Merry Christmas to CBD and thank you for letting me post art info.
It is my little way of trying to learn something new. Posted by: r hennigantx at December 25, 2025 09:40 AM (gbOdA) 28
Okay, second painting: It's more about the shepherds and the Holy Family, not so much about angels flitting above. No donkey that I can see, but there is a lamb (or is it a white cat?).
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 25, 2025 09:41 AM (wzUl9) 29
I read that, as El Greco tended to paint people with elongated bodies, he may have had some form of astigmatism.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 25, 2025 09:41 AM (qbLEp) 30
I think I need more coffee because there are two paintings which are confusing me.
Posted by: dantesed at December 25, 2025 09:41 AM (Oy/m2) 31
El Greco was a calf man
Posted by: Otto Pen at December 25, 2025 09:42 AM (sJHOI) 32
LED lighting has been a revolution in stable lighting. Would have helped here.
Posted by: GE-We Bring Good Things To Life at December 25, 2025 09:42 AM (oftw2) 33
Merry Christmas to The Horde! Thanks for all the fun and friendship, morons!
Posted by: gp at December 25, 2025 09:42 AM (GHIyr) 34
In the other painting, the figures were so sinewy they looked like they'd spent some time on the rack. Except Mary, who's really well done in that one.
Posted by: gaf gaf at December 25, 2025 09:42 AM (/w3j2) 35
Upon further review, how does one designate a zero in Roman numerals?
Posted by: Tonypete at December 25, 2025 *** The zero was supposed to have been contributed by the Arab world, later on. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 25, 2025 09:42 AM (wzUl9) 36
No donkey that I can see, but there is a lamb (or is it a white cat?).
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 25, 2025 09:41 AM (wzUl9) --------- Lamb. Symbolism. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 25, 2025 09:42 AM (qbLEp) Posted by: r hennigantx at December 25, 2025 09:43 AM (gbOdA) 38
What is wrong with that lamb?
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 25, 2025 09:43 AM (2GVsD) 39
What is wrong with that lamb?
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 25, 2025 *** He knows the shepherds are going to sacrifice him! Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 25, 2025 09:44 AM (wzUl9) 40
I, too, see a white cat.
Posted by: Mr. Pitt at December 25, 2025 09:44 AM (oftw2) 41
What is wrong with that lamb?
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 25, 2025 09:43 AM (2GVsD) --------- Perhaps it is also new born. Symbolism. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 25, 2025 09:44 AM (qbLEp) 42
Somalians came up with zero.
Posted by: dantesed at December 25, 2025 09:44 AM (Oy/m2) 43
Most of El Greco's humans look like when a person is filmed for a full sized movie screen is compressed to be shown on a TV screen, they seem unusually thin, and mich too tall for their girth., but I enjoy them.
Yes, this one is very dark, but keep in mind that the setting is inside a barn at midnight. Posted by: tankdemon at December 25, 2025 09:44 AM (sjyPY) 44
I liked the article JJS posted which set the Christmas story in historical and social context -- without changing anything about the story.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 25, 2025 09:46 AM (wzUl9) 45
Posted by: r hennigantx at December 25, 2025 09:40 AM (gbOdA)
==== I appreciate those details they always add context and meaning to the piece. Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 25, 2025 09:46 AM (BW4I7) 46
Somalians came up with zero.
Posted by: dantesed at December 25, 2025 *** Unfortunately they forgot to devise the numbers 1 through 9. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 25, 2025 09:46 AM (wzUl9) 47
More of a Halloween feel than Christmas.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 25, 2025 09:47 AM (XvL8K) 48
Also recall Christ is referred to as the lamb of God.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 25, 2025 09:47 AM (xMGre) 49
31 El Greco was a calf man
Posted by: Otto Pen at December 25, 2025 09:42 AM (sJHOI) Would that make him a mini Minotaur? Posted by: tankdemon at December 25, 2025 09:48 AM (sjyPY) 50
El Greco is a favorite. Love his color palette.
Posted by: Opinion fact at December 25, 2025 09:49 AM (KDPiq) 51
Merry Christmas, Horde from me and the RMBS Mom!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 25, 2025 09:49 AM (9iRTe) 52
Ah, always fun: Happy Winter of Death, guys.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 25, 2025 09:49 AM (xMGre) Posted by: Anna Puma at December 25, 2025 09:49 AM (2GVsD) 54
“But you, O Bethlehem Ephrathah, who are too little to be among the clans of Judah, from you shall come forth for me one who is to be ruler in Israel, whose coming forth is from of old, from ancient days.” – Micah 5:2
Posted by: r hennigantx at December 25, 2025 09:51 AM (gbOdA) 55
this reminds me of being in the choir loft at church for midnight mass, and seeing everything from far-off through candle light.
Dark, yes, but I like it Posted by: barbarausa at December 25, 2025 09:51 AM (enw9G) 56
read that, as El Greco tended to paint people with elongated bodies, he may have had some form of astigmatism.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 25, 2025 09:41 AM (qbLEp) Norman Rockwell had an affliction that also contributed to his renditions. Posted by: Opinion fact at December 25, 2025 09:51 AM (KDPiq) 57
I like this painting more than the first one. Thanks. The earlier one was too chaotic., I think .
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 25, 2025 09:52 AM (lQ+/f) 58
39 What is wrong with that lamb?
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 25, 2025 *** He knows the shepherds are going to sacrifice him! Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 25, 2025 09:44 AM (wzUl9) he vegetarian alright I make you lamb Posted by: r hennigantx at December 25, 2025 09:53 AM (gbOdA) 59
When it comes to "religious" art, I can't tell the players without a halo.
Posted by: Or a Scorecard at December 25, 2025 09:55 AM (oftw2) 60
“For to us a child is born, to us a son is given; and the government shall be upon his shoulder, and his name shall be called Wonderful Counselor, Mighty God, Everlasting Father, Prince of Peace.” – Isaiah 9:6
Posted by: r hennigantx at December 25, 2025 09:55 AM (gbOdA) 61
This looks like a somewhat less Satanic alternate version of the “Reign In Blood” album cover.
Posted by: Cow Demon at December 25, 2025 09:55 AM (Wv0GD) 62
Looked up Rockwell . Google AI is a liberal programmed piece of crap.
Posted by: Opinion fact at December 25, 2025 09:57 AM (KDPiq) 63
Looks like Don Quixote sitting next to Mary.
And every time I see this artists name, I understand why the Spanish just called him El Greco. Posted by: Tom Servo at December 25, 2025 09:57 AM (7JH4o) 64
For those who would like tonsee a brighter version of this picture:
http://tiny.cc/57vw001 Tap between the two miniaturized versions of painting above the article. Posted by: tankdemon at December 25, 2025 09:57 AM (sjyPY) 65
Oh look, the putti showed up.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 25, 2025 09:58 AM (+HNx/) 66
And every time I see this artists name, I understand why the Spanish just called him El Greco.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 25, 2025 09:57 AM (7JH4o) He signed his paintings with his Greek name which must have been a chore in itself. Posted by: Opinion fact at December 25, 2025 09:59 AM (KDPiq) 67
Soon, the Magi will appear with their gifts of gold, frankincense and a case of diapers.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 25, 2025 09:59 AM (+HNx/) 68
63 Looks like Don Quixote sitting next to Mary.
And every time I see this artists name, I understand why the Spanish just called him El Greco. Posted by: Tom Servo at December 25, 2025 09:57 AM (7JH4o) True. It should not take fifteen minutes and a tongue as agile as a sugar glider just to say your name. Posted by: tankdemon at December 25, 2025 10:00 AM (sjyPY) 69
Mary is about to swaddle baby Jesus.
Posted by: Opinion fact at December 25, 2025 10:01 AM (KDPiq) 70
It is my little way of trying to learn something new.
Posted by: r hennigantx at December 25, 2025 09:40 AM (gbOdA) And it is much appreciated. Merry Christmas! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 25, 2025 10:01 AM (n9ltV) 71
Well, dang it. Two of the grands are sick, so they and their 'rents won't be coming over. Nonetheless, the other two are so I'm still going to be happy.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 25, 2025 10:02 AM (Riz8t) 72
Soon, the Magi will appear with their gifts of gold, frankincense and a case of diapers.
Did the other Magus demyrrh? Posted by: Archimedes at December 25, 2025 10:03 AM (Riz8t) 73
“Happy Holidays” to the Horde.
Wait . . . Merry Christmas to you all. Except that one guy. You know who you are. Posted by: RI Red at December 25, 2025 10:03 AM (UDARB) 74
69 Mary is about to swaddle baby Jesus.
Posted by: Opinion fact at December 25, 2025 10:01 AM (KDPiq) Giddy up! Oh, wait, I didn't see the "w." My bad. Posted by: tankdemon at December 25, 2025 10:03 AM (sjyPY) 75
“Happy Holidays” to the Horde.
Wait . . . Merry Christmas to you all. Except that one guy. You know who you are. *universal shifty eyes* Posted by: The Horde at December 25, 2025 10:03 AM (Riz8t) 76
so, on the lamb--the shepherds are giving what they have, and it foreshadows the sacrifice of the Lamb of God.
Posted by: barbarausa at December 25, 2025 10:04 AM (enw9G) 77
60 “For to us a child is born, to us a son is given; and the government shall be upon his shoulder, and his name shall be called Wonderful Counselor, Mighty God, Everlasting Father, Prince of Peace.” – Isaiah 9:6
Posted by: r hennigantx at December 25, 2025 09:55 AM (gbOdA) Every time I see this verse, the music starts to play in my head! For me, tied with the Hallelujah Chorus as the best piece Handel wrote. Posted by: Tom Servo at December 25, 2025 10:05 AM (7JH4o) 78
Guys, your lamb is sick.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 25, 2025 10:05 AM (+HNx/) 79
Wakes up
Scratches Looks around Dang. It's Christmas!!! Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, and Happy Boxing Day to all the Horde. Thanks for being such a great group. Goes looking for coffee. Posted by: Diogenes at December 25, 2025 10:05 AM (2WIwB) 80
When it comes to "religious" art, I can't tell the players without a halo.
Posted by: Or a Scorecard at December 25, 2025 09:55 AM (oftw2) One of the fun things about Art History classes...you learn who the various characters are in classical art by the symbols on them or around them. For instance, St. Peter wears a key, James has a saw, etc. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 25, 2025 10:05 AM (n9ltV) 81
For instance, St. Peter wears a key, James has a saw, etc.
---------- Then there's Saint Andrew. Poor Saint Andrew. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 25, 2025 10:06 AM (+HNx/) 82
And every time I see this artists name, I understand why the Spanish just called him El Greco.
That name has so much more flair than just calling him "Greg", which would be closer to the Spanish for 'Greek'. Posted by: t-bird at December 25, 2025 10:07 AM (OjdEO) Posted by: muldoon at December 25, 2025 10:08 AM (/iMjX) Posted by: Archimedes at December 25, 2025 10:09 AM (Riz8t) 85
Have you ever tried to find myrrh at the Dollar Store or the Toot-n-Moo at 10:30 on Christmas
Eve? /The other Magus Posted by: muldoon at December 25, 2025 10:09 AM (/iMjX) 86
Lots of moving parts this year, so we celebrated Christmas last week.
It’s a delight to do Christmas 2.0 with you all! The Horde - the gift that keeps on giving. Posted by: RI Red at December 25, 2025 10:10 AM (fJiXH) 87
symbolism and saints, the is a picture at the National Gallery that gave me the creeps when I was little--Saint Lucy.
The eyes followed you around the room. (the ones on the plate) https://tinyurl.com/bcy4f4mr Posted by: barbarausa at December 25, 2025 10:12 AM (enw9G) 88
His younger brother Gaico Greco became an insurance ad spokesman.
Posted by: Bulg at December 25, 2025 10:12 AM (77rzZ) 89
King size bed.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at December 25, 2025 10:12 AM (2Ez/1) 90
Shepherd on the left: Holy ---!! The kid's glowin'!!
Posted by: That guy who always thinks it's beginning at December 25, 2025 10:14 AM (qbLEp) 91
El Gecko's paintings always seem weirdly modern to me. I dig it though.
Saw his works in the Prado and they are yuge. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 25, 2025 10:14 AM (kpS4V) 92
81 For instance, St. Peter wears a key, James has a saw, etc.
---------- Then there's Saint Andrew. Poor Saint Andrew. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 25, 2025 10:06 AM (+HNx The months running up to the mid-term elections might be a good time to reread Fox’s Book Of Martyrs. Posted by: Eromero at December 25, 2025 10:15 AM (Slgjz) 93
Mary knows to keep the corner of the diaper by the business end propped up when changing. You become a quick learner.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 25, 2025 10:15 AM (fIo92) 94
There's supposed to be an annoying kid with a drum...
Posted by: It's in the song at December 25, 2025 10:15 AM (2Ez/1) 95
Then there's Saint Andrew.
Poor Saint Andrew. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 25, 2025 10:06 AM (+HNx/) Better than St Bartholomew. He's either carrying a flensing knife or his skin. Or both. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 25, 2025 10:16 AM (xMGre) 96
The eyes followed you around the room.
---------- That's nuffink. Ever seen the Mona Ogg? The teeth follow you around the room. Posted by: Constable "Nobby" Nobbs at December 25, 2025 10:16 AM (qbLEp) 97
El Gecko's paintings always seem weirdly modern to me. I dig it though.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 25, 2025 10:14 AM (kpS4V) He has been described as the first impressionist. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 25, 2025 10:16 AM (n9ltV) 98
Jeanette Isabella with her torch just out of frame.
Posted by: From that other song at December 25, 2025 10:17 AM (2Ez/1) Posted by: nurse ratched at December 25, 2025 10:17 AM (Xu8xw) 100
He has been described as the first impressionist.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 25, 2025 10:16 AM (n9ltV) How to win friends and influence others is best in the original Greek. Posted by: r hennigantx at December 25, 2025 10:17 AM (gbOdA) 101
not the Mona Ogg, but I remember standing in line forever when the Mona Lisa went on tour
Posted by: barbarausa at December 25, 2025 10:18 AM (enw9G) 102
Mary knows to keep the corner of the diaper by the business end propped up when changing. You become a quick learner.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 25, 2025 10:15 AM (fIo92) Looks like Joseph is in the danger zone. Posted by: Count de Monet at December 25, 2025 10:19 AM (wVcYX) 103
I'm listening to classical music and about to crack open Tolkien's* "Father Christmas Letters". Very nice way to spend the morning.
*obligatory Tolkien ref. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 25, 2025 10:19 AM (kpS4V) Posted by: nurse ratched at December 25, 2025 10:20 AM (Xu8xw) 105
I always felt sorry for St. Sebastian, having to walk around looking like a pincushion.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 25, 2025 10:20 AM (7JH4o) 106
*obligatory Tolkien ref.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, ********* For once I should have bet the 'over'. Posted by: muldoon at December 25, 2025 10:20 AM (/iMjX) 107
And thank you, CBD. Your respect for the Christian holidays is much appreciated.
Merry Christmas! Posted by: nurse ratched at December 25, 2025 10:21 AM (Xu8xw) 108
I always felt sorry for St. Sebastian, having to walk around looking like a pincushion.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 25, 2025 10:20 AM (7JH4o) ---------- Fun fact: he survived being shot full of arrows. Later assassins chose the simpler method of clubbing him to death. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 25, 2025 10:21 AM (qbLEp) 109
I was going to say Arkansas just doubled their personal wealth but I forgot about the Waltons.
Posted by: Opinion fact at December 25, 2025 10:22 AM (KDPiq) 110
Good chance the darkness is age, not as done originally.
Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2025 10:22 AM (Ia/+0) 111
Hey, this gold, frankincense and myrrh could finance a nice getaway trip to Egypt...
Posted by: Joseph the accountant at December 25, 2025 10:22 AM (2Ez/1) 112
not the Mona Ogg, but I remember standing in line forever when the Mona Lisa went on tour
Posted by: barbarausa at December 25, 2025 10:18 AM (enw9G) --- It's tiny and behind bulletproof glass. The crowd is five people deep. What a weird experience. Usually seeing paintings "in the flesh" is a mind-blowing experience. The colors, man! But the Mona Lisa is the one exception where you can get more from a good reproduction in a book. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 25, 2025 10:22 AM (kpS4V) 113
Eris, I saw your comment yesterday that cookies worked, before I took off for daughter's house.
I am so glad they did! Merry Christmas! Posted by: barbarausa at December 25, 2025 10:22 AM (enw9G) 114
In tune with Christmas, an essay at American Thinker titled "In Parts Of Europe Many Still Remember America's Greatness Especially At Christmas". Nice story.
https://tinyurl.com/3x2pfd8z Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at December 25, 2025 10:22 AM (5xuJ/) 115
Smooches, Nurse! Give the Fink a scritch from me.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 25, 2025 10:23 AM (kpS4V) 116
Mary knows to keep the corner of the diaper by the business end propped up when changing. You become a quick learner.
I am expert at changing a diaper. Posted by: Dr. Jill, Whore and Homewrecker at December 25, 2025 10:23 AM (R/m4+) 117
Good chance the darkness is age, not as done originally.
Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2025 10:22 AM (Ia/+0) ----------- Dunno. I'd wager it's already undergone restoration. Incidentally, there are an excellent series of videos on art restoration by Julian Baumgartner, on YouTube Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 25, 2025 10:24 AM (qbLEp) 118
and re Mona Lisa, I remember shuffling like cattle, because just in case we never got to France (turned out to be good thinking, lol), and how we had to keep shuffling as we passed it, because so many were in line to see.
I was shocked it was so small! Posted by: barbarausa at December 25, 2025 10:24 AM (enw9G) 119
Thanks again, Barbara. Let's see if I can foist my Christmas Yeti cookies on unsuspecting friends. Hey, I've had to choke down other people's lousy cookies and smile.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 25, 2025 10:25 AM (kpS4V) 120
I had not known that they changed the name of the Kennedy Center to the Trump-Kennedy Center.
I count this as Trump’s biggest troll of the Left. Have to admit though I don’t think he should have done it. Posted by: Opinion fact at December 25, 2025 10:25 AM (KDPiq) 121
>>> It's tiny and behind bulletproof glass. The crowd is five people deep. What a weird experience.
Usually seeing paintings "in the flesh" is a mind-blowing experience. The colors, man! But the Mona Lisa is the one exception where you can get more from a good reproduction in a book. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 25, 2025 10:22 AM (kpS4V) I wonder why there’s so much security? Posted by: Trust Fund Nepo Babies armed with red paint at December 25, 2025 10:26 AM (fIo92) 122
Am I alone in thinking that the Mona Lisa is the most overrated painting in history?
Posted by: Bulg at December 25, 2025 10:26 AM (77rzZ) 123
Am I alone in thinking that the Mona Lisa is the most overrated painting in history?
Posted by: Bulg at December 25, 2025 10:26 AM (77rzZ) ---------- I much prefer his "Lady with an Ermine." Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 25, 2025 10:27 AM (qbLEp) Posted by: Tom Servo at December 25, 2025 10:27 AM (7JH4o) 125
The first recorded celebration of 25 December doesn’t arrive until 336 in an almanac that lists Roman holidays and the city’s consuls and prefects.
It also lists martyrs. At the top of that list is the date 25 December: ‘natus Christus in Betleem Judeae’, the text runs. Posted by: r hennigantx at December 25, 2025 10:27 AM (gbOdA) 126
I wonder why there’s so much security?
Posted by: Trust Fund Nepo Babies armed with red paint at December 25, 2025 10:26 AM (fIo92) ---------- It was stolen at least once. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 25, 2025 10:28 AM (qbLEp) 127
Watching the St. Patrick service. The choir is using digital pads.
That's just dumb. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at December 25, 2025 10:28 AM (HXT0k) 128
Am I alone in thinking that the Mona Lisa is the most overrated painting in history?
Posted by: Bulg at December 25, 2025 10:26 AM (77rzZ) It’s not even close to the best of just Da Vinci paintings. Posted by: Opinion fact at December 25, 2025 10:28 AM (KDPiq) 129
Said the first shepherd to the second: "Yule be sorry if you miss the nativity."
Posted by: Oh, no. Xmas punz at December 25, 2025 10:28 AM (2Ez/1) 130
Pity poor Saint Agatha with her breasticles on a platter.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 25, 2025 10:28 AM (kpS4V) 131
Let Us Spray - a limerick Advice from a nursemaid named Ruth Well renowned for espousing the truth "When changing a diaper Employ a windshield wiper Lest you encounter the Fountain of Youth" Posted by: muldoon at December 25, 2025 10:29 AM (/iMjX) 132
I count this as Trump’s biggest troll of the Left.
Have to admit though I don’t think he should have done it. Posted by: Opinion fact at December 25, 2025 10:25 AM (KDPiq) The Left is already shrieking about it and has filed a lawsuit to make him take it down. They considered it their High Holy Temple. Posted by: Tom Servo at December 25, 2025 10:30 AM (7JH4o) 133
If they look like yetis, so what? I bet they taste good!
(while I love to look at those fashionably intricately decorated cookies that smack of fine Rosmaling, having eaten one once, I was appalled at how bland, chalky, and awful they tasted with all that decoration designed for painting instead of eating. Same with the elaborate cakes that look JUST LIKE a seashell next to an umbrella drink--structurally amazing, taste like crap) Daughter gave me an advent calendar where each little window held a tiny single-serving jar of limited edition Bonne Maman, and I've been having some of the weirder ones on a piece of shortbread with tea. Put them out as dippers with jellies, honey, chocolate! Posted by: barbarausa at December 25, 2025 10:30 AM (enw9G) 134
122 Am I alone in thinking that the Mona Lisa is the most overrated painting in history?
Posted by: Bulg We're sitting right here. Posted by: Dogs playing poker at December 25, 2025 10:30 AM (2Ez/1) 135
BRIAN'S MUM: What is myrrh, anyway?
WISE MAN #3: It is a valuable balm. BRIAN'S MUM: A balm? What are you giving him a balm for? It might bite him. That's a dangerous animal. Quick! Throw it in the trough. WISE MAN #1: No, it isn't. BRIAN'S MUM: Yes, it is. It's great, big mmm... WISE MAN #3: No, no, no. It is an ointment. >>> BRIAN'S MUM: Er, well, um, if you're dropping by again, do pop in. Heh. And thanks a lot for the gold and frankincense, er, but don't worry too much about the myrrh next time. All right? Heh. Thank you! Good-bye! Well, weren't they nice? Hmm. Out of their bloody minds, but still. Posted by: Count de Monet at December 25, 2025 10:30 AM (wVcYX) 136
Have a blessed Christmas, hordlings. Hold close your loved ones. 💕🙏
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 25, 2025 10:30 AM (4tmpE) 137
Theory is, the Mona Lisa is a feminized self-portrait.
Posted by: davidt at December 25, 2025 10:30 AM (Q+gd/) 138
Mary from Christmas VaCa turns 72 this year.
Posted by: r hennigantx at December 25, 2025 10:31 AM (gbOdA) 139
Oh, the yetis came out cute as buttons, Barb, and pretty tasty. I think folks are cookies out.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 25, 2025 10:32 AM (kpS4V) Posted by: barbarausa at December 25, 2025 10:32 AM (enw9G) 141
Merry Christmas Jane!!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 25, 2025 10:32 AM (kpS4V) Posted by: Rich Little at December 25, 2025 10:33 AM (Y1sOo) 143
That name has so much more flair than just calling him "Greg", which would be closer to the Spanish for 'Greek'.
Posted by: t-bird at December 25, 2025 *** I went to high school with a guy with the last name of "Griego." At the time I had no idea -- despite my Spanish classes -- that it meant "Greek." (Years later, his son came to work at the undergrad admissions office of the college where I worked.) Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 25, 2025 10:33 AM (wzUl9) 144
I would highly recommend Walter Isaacson’s biography of Da Vinci. I came away with a different view of Da Vinci that I don’t think the author intended.
Posted by: Opinion fact at December 25, 2025 10:34 AM (KDPiq) 145
Theory is, the Mona Lisa is a feminized self-portrait.
Posted by: davidt Some say that one can tell from the brush strokes that the weeny tuck was crushing. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 25, 2025 10:34 AM (/lPRQ) 146
El Greco's works would translate well to the medium of fluorescent paint on black velvet.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 25, 2025 10:34 AM (kpS4V) 147
I am glad the yetis are good, and the shapes worked.
grandgirl is on the way over to do shapes here, to take to other grandparents for Christmas dinner. She is NEVER cookied out, but she's seven, so... Posted by: barbarausa at December 25, 2025 10:34 AM (enw9G) Posted by: tankdemon at December 25, 2025 10:35 AM (sjyPY) Posted by: Anna Puma at December 25, 2025 10:35 AM (2GVsD) 150
I much prefer his "Lady with an Ermine."
************ "I would travel all the way to Europe to view this if it weren't such a long fur piece..." Posted by: muldoon at December 25, 2025 10:35 AM (/iMjX) 151
El Greco's works would translate well to the medium of fluorescent paint on black velvet.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 25, 2025 10:34 AM (kpS4V) ----------- You missed his "Topless Lady Bullfighters on Black Velvet" series, then. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 25, 2025 10:35 AM (qbLEp) 152
Muldoon ftw!
Posted by: tankdemon at December 25, 2025 10:35 AM (sjyPY) ---------- I think it's pretty much always Muldoon ftw. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 25, 2025 10:36 AM (qbLEp) 153
Merry Christmas, Anna! Did Santa bring you any good model kits?
Sorry you didn't win the Powerball. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 25, 2025 10:36 AM (kpS4V) 154
"I'll be stretching for Christmas --
The chiro will handle me: He'll pop my back And my neck will crack Between C2 and C3. . . ." Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 25, 2025 10:37 AM (wzUl9) 155
You missed his "Topless Lady Bullfighters on Black Velvet" series, then.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 25, 2025 10:35 AM (qbLEp) “If not for them this would be my nation’s flag already, but they stand in the way, they stand in the way!!!” Posted by: Tom Servo at December 25, 2025 10:38 AM (7JH4o) 156
134 We're sitting right here.
Posted by: Dogs playing poker at December 25, 2025 10:30 AM (2Ez/1) Don't go disparaging great artwork like that. Next you'll be telling us that the "Hang in there" kitty is gauche. Posted by: tankdemon at December 25, 2025 10:38 AM (sjyPY) 157
This is the fifty-fourth Christmas I've missed since I tried to suicide the whole family pulling out in front of the semi in DE. That lying, cheating Joe and his slag "babysitter" Jill are still vile low-lifes. How did I ever let myself get mixed up with that cretin?
Posted by: Neilia Hunter Biden From Beyond at December 25, 2025 10:39 AM (oftw2) 158
I'm shaved and dressed for company. Miss Linda will be here soon to make waffles and scrambled eggs for us. I've enclosed her gifts, the two packs of flavored coffee and the nice mahogany jewelry box, in those little Christmas-themed gift bags. All set.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 25, 2025 10:43 AM (wzUl9) Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at December 25, 2025 10:44 AM (aKFQr) 160
A Merry Christmas to one and all!
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 25, 2025 10:46 AM (XeU6L) 161
Tonight we are having dinner at MiL and her old lady posse. It will be a NYT echo chamber.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 25, 2025 10:46 AM (OWovX) 162
Just sitting here drinking some Irish Coffee and trying to get this VT220 terminal and vim to behave.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 25, 2025 10:47 AM (XV/Pl) Posted by: Pleistocene Megafauna at December 25, 2025 10:47 AM (XbNmU) 164
John Singleton Copley has my favorite nativity scene painting because he Americanized it. It’s also very well done .
Posted by: Opinion fact at December 25, 2025 10:47 AM (KDPiq) 165
161 Tonight we are having dinner at MiL and her old lady posse. It will be a NYT echo chamber.
Posted by: San Franpsycho Earplugs? Nod alot? Posted by: Endeavour To Persevere at December 25, 2025 10:48 AM (oftw2) 166
Bravo Muldoon
Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2025 10:48 AM (Ia/+0) 167
Just sitting here drinking some Irish Coffee and trying to get this VT220 terminal and vim to behave.
Posted by: Thomas Bender Have you taken it in to your local store's Apple Genius? Posted by: t-bird at December 25, 2025 10:49 AM (OjdEO) 168
Eris
Guess you didn't win the building funds for your secret island base either. Friend gifted me a kit with the offer, "if you don't like it, I can swap it out for a Luftwaffe bomber." Posted by: Anna Puma at December 25, 2025 10:50 AM (2GVsD) 169
Am I alone in thinking that the Mona Lisa is the most overrated painting in history?
Posted by: Bulg We're sitting right here. Posted by: Dogs playing poker at December 25, 2025 10:30 AM (2Ez/1) I saw a video the other day, ranking the Top 50 paintings of all time. No secret which one ended up #1, but the dogs painting was on the list, somewhere in the 20s, I think. Ranking these things is silly. Personally, I think some of the more famous artists are way overrated. Oddly, there wasn't a single Picasso on the list. Posted by: BurtTC at December 25, 2025 10:50 AM (Fju+s) 170
There's something funny going on here. I don't like it.
Posted by: Herod at December 25, 2025 10:50 AM (XeU6L) 171
Is this one of those that the aging of the paint made it so dark? Or did the artist do it that way originally?
Posted by: GWB at December 25, 2025 10:50 AM (Sq0bO) 172
]i\John Singleton Copley has my favorite nativity scene painting because he Americanized it. It’s also very well done .
Posted by: Opinion fact at December 25, 2025 *** It's set in a stable in Wyoming, with three cowboys and a roped calf around the manger? Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 25, 2025 10:50 AM (wzUl9) 173
There's something funny going on here. I don't like it.
Posted by: Herod at December 25, 2025 10:50 AM (XeU6L) You better stop, Herod, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going round. Posted by: BurtTC at December 25, 2025 10:52 AM (Fju+s) 174
Is this one of those that the aging of the paint made it so dark? Or did the artist do it that way originally?
Posted by: GWB ----------- Chiaroscuro Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 25, 2025 10:53 AM (XeU6L) 175
We tried to light an exploding cigar.
Posted by: Three Wise Men at December 25, 2025 10:54 AM (wVcYX) 176
It's set in a stable in Wyoming, with three cowboys and a roped calf around the manger?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 25, 2025 10:50 AM (wzUl9) Heh. Actually close. Posted by: Opinion fact at December 25, 2025 10:54 AM (KDPiq) 177
Is this one of those that the aging of the paint made it so dark? Or did the artist do it that way originally?
Posted by: GWB at December 25, 2025 10:50 AM (Sq0bO) Sometimes the digital copies that show up online get the color and brightness wrong. Not sure if that's the case here. Or if someone got hold of it after it was done, and plopped the lounging cat in there. Posted by: BurtTC at December 25, 2025 10:54 AM (Fju+s) 178
>>> Merry Christmas to all the Horde and Hordlings.
Be safe today. Posted by: Pleistocene Megafauna at December 25, 2025 10:47 AM (XbNmU) Anyone read any Julian May? I picked up a book and finished only to find out it was a backstory to her main series written towards the end. Lots of time travel so it’s confusing. Is the main Pleistocene part good? Posted by: banana Dream at December 25, 2025 10:56 AM (fIo92) 179
Is this one of those that the aging of the paint made it so dark?
---------- The darkening of old paintings over time is generally due to the organic varnish used, not the paint. And there is also dirt and grime. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 25, 2025 10:56 AM (qbLEp) 180
It's set in a stable in Wyoming, with three cowboys and a roped calf around the manger?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 25, 2025 * Heh. Actually close. Posted by: Opinion fact at December 25, 2025 *** The three cowboys are painted to look like the young James Stewart, Henry Fonda, and Audie Murphy, Joseph looks like Van Heflin, and Mary looks like Loretta Young? Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 25, 2025 10:56 AM (wzUl9) 181
>>> Friend gifted me a kit with the offer, "if you don't like it, I can swap it out for a Luftwaffe bomber."
Those things will drain your savings with the upkeep. Posted by: fluffy at December 25, 2025 10:56 AM (AN2gy) Posted by: I'm a GOAT, dammit at December 25, 2025 10:56 AM (m0WlR) 183
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 25, 2025 10:56 AM (wzUl9)
Colonial America. Posted by: Opinion fact at December 25, 2025 10:57 AM (KDPiq) 184
FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 25, 2025 10:57 AM (Zz0t1) 185
Merry Christmas!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 25, 2025 10:57 AM (Zz0t1) 186
> Friend gifted me a kit with the offer, "if you don't like it, I can swap it out for a Luftwaffe bomber."
Those things will drain your savings with the upkeep. Posted by: fluffy at December 25, 2025 10:56 AM (AN2gy) Cliff Clavin trivia tells me that’s where the term White Elephant originated. Posted by: Opinion fact at December 25, 2025 10:59 AM (KDPiq) 187
"if you don't like it, I can swap it out for a Luftwaffe bomber."
--- Christmas at the Eagle's Nest. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 25, 2025 10:59 AM (kpS4V) 188
SPONGE!!!!!!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 25, 2025 10:59 AM (qbLEp) 189
The darkening of old paintings over time is generally due to the organic varnish used, not the paint. And there is also dirt and grime.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea Might be some smoke involved too. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 25, 2025 10:59 AM (/lPRQ) 190
Cliff Clavin trivia tells me that’s where the term White Elephant originated.
Luftwaffe nerd, "RLM76!" Posted by: Anna Puma at December 25, 2025 11:00 AM (2GVsD) 191
Interesting choice of clothing and chapeau for Mary. Looking closely, it appears that she is wearing a fur cap and a robe of finely-woven cloth with cuffs. And she has a robe. Contemporary art had her in flowing robes and a veil. No cuffs. No hat of any sort. Blue and white, not rose.
Joseph's expression and hand gestures are of a man gazing at a miracle not of his making. The clothing is certainly less pretentious than Mary's. He is a working man, Mary is the daughter of a Temple priest. Hmmm... Chania, Crete had a thriving Jewish community at the time of El Greco's childhood. I wonder if he decided to change the iconography a bit as a nod to a homeland far away. Posted by: mrp at December 25, 2025 11:00 AM (rj6Yv) 192
The darkening of old paintings over time is generally due to the organic varnish used, not the paint. And there is also dirt and grime.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 25, 2025 10:56 AM (qbLEp) Wrong! It was the Dark Ages. Everything was darker. That's why baseball wasn't invented yet. Posted by: BurtTC at December 25, 2025 11:00 AM (KwCuT) 193
Lounging cat?
LOUNGING CAT???!!!! Posted by: I'm a GOAT, dammit at December 25, 2025 10:56 AM (m0WlR) Next you'll try to tell me that thing closer to the crib isn't a mountain lion. Posted by: BurtTC at December 25, 2025 11:01 AM (KwCuT) 194
It was the Dark Ages. Everything was darker.
That's why baseball wasn't invented yet. Posted by: BurtTC at December 25, 2025 *** The origin of the term "twi-night double-header"? Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 25, 2025 11:01 AM (wzUl9) 195
Contemporary art had her in flowing robes and a veil. No cuffs. No hat of any sort. Blue and white, not rose.
---------- In the version CBD first posted, her gown was nearly crimson in color. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 25, 2025 11:01 AM (qbLEp) Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 25, 2025 11:01 AM (dK+Kv) 197
Might be some smoke involved too.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 25, 2025 10:59 AM (/lPRQ) No, smoke was on the water. The fire was in the sky. Posted by: BurtTC at December 25, 2025 11:02 AM (KwCuT) Posted by: mrp at December 25, 2025 11:04 AM (rj6Yv) 199
Merry Christmas.
Christmas babe. http://alturl.com/5hvwv And nood. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon Santa gonna get himself some cookies! Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 25, 2025 11:04 AM (/lPRQ) Posted by: Anna Puma at December 25, 2025 11:05 AM (2GVsD) 201
No, smoke was on the water.
The fire was in the sky. Posted by: BurtTC Sorry. My fault entirely. Posted by: Some Stupid W/a Flare Gun at December 25, 2025 11:05 AM (oftw2) 202
42 Somalians came up with zero.
Posted by: dantesed at December 25, 2025 09:44 AM (Oy/m2) -- They only did that because they needed something to indicate their contributions to civilization. Posted by: vvivi at December 25, 2025 11:10 AM (cpunl) 203
Just looked it up, the state with the most number or Powerball winners is Indiana.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 25, 2025 11:11 AM (XV/Pl) 204
THIS is why some of you didn't receive your Christmas presents this year. YouTube link.
https://tinyurl.com/5hdx5y4y Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at December 25, 2025 11:11 AM (5xuJ/) 205
Yeah yeah … 'adoration'' etc … DAMN! This is one dark-ass painting! Whatever happened to classical usage of light and dark to play off of each other!? This is pretty close to qualifying as 'dismal' in its tone. See? THIS is why God made the color 'white' - and also taught Man how to invent the on-camera flash unit. Otherwise, it's a nice painting, even if it is kinda morose. Merry Christmas, Hordesters and Hordettes …
Posted by: Dr_No at December 25, 2025 11:20 AM (ayRl+) 206
Seems kinda dark for the subject matter.
Posted by: Zumkopf at December 25, 2025 12:57 PM (LcYfz) 207
Herse the deal Its the Middle of the Night and suddenly there bright light in the air and angles are singing and its never happened before you to would be scared as well
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at December 25, 2025 02:05 PM (FLiOE) 208
Islam plays Grinch this Christmas
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at December 25, 2025 04:14 PM (FLiOE) The Morning Report — 12/25/25![]() President Donald Trump sent Christmas wishes to all Americans on Christmas Eve, singling out the “Radical Left Scum” as recipients.Far be it for me to criticize the President for his language insofar as anyone who has read this column or listened to the podcast know (latest episode linked here and in the sidebar as well as at the usual outlets listed at the end of this post)... that I certainly don't mince words about my feelings for those on the Left end of the spectrum. And considering this is Christmas, though I'm not Christian, I will go so far as to reiterate my wishes for Democrat/Leftists: May the Good Lord in Heaven open their hearts and minds so that they may at long last recognize the evil that has infected them, so they can repent, seek forgiveness and preserve their souls from eternal damnation. Amen. But that said, I give you this radioactive madness to underscore my utter detestation of them: “How the far right stole Christmas,” authored by Rome correspondent Hannah Roberts. Politico Frames European Christmas Celebrations as ‘Far-Right Spectacle’Translation: We have orgasms when Muslims slaughter Christians anytime anywhere and especially at Christmas markets! These are the same bastards who claim Jesus Christ to have been a some sort of negroid Palestinian mulatto and that every wetback who crosses the Rio Grande is akin to Mary and Joseph fleeing persecution, etc. ad nauseam. And that putting up nativity scenes in schools is a crime against humanity while transsexualism and other perversions in he schools are healthy and wholesome. Meh, I could go on for days but as I said, it's Christmas and better to keep it light. Oh well, I failed. Apologies for micturating in your Christmas morning corn flakes. Mr. President, you are so right, the Left are SCUM. Other than that, quite a good essay from John Stossel that somehow needs to be drummed into the hollow heads of our youth who are all hot and horny for socialism. If you're hitting the road, safe travels, especially in the norhteast. Again, Merry Christmas and God bless you all. And lastly, a quick shout-out and a huge thank you for your continued support in hitting our tip jar. It truly is appreciated more than you can know.
and on Instagram: @Cutjibnewsletter TIP JAR : Your support helps keep the lights on and is truly appreciated. Note: We are on Stripe, not PayPal. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 25, 2025 06:40 AM (x0n13) 2
Merry Christmas, 'rons and 'ettes.
Posted by: olddog in mo at December 25, 2025 06:42 AM (bQ4nt) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 25, 2025 06:42 AM (x0n13) 4
No Chinese food today, but we did have egg rolls last night.
Posted by: olddog in mo at December 25, 2025 06:44 AM (bQ4nt) Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 25, 2025 06:45 AM (ESVrU) 6
We don't have any Chinese food, we have a ham. I usually make Rubens for Christmas but we have to eat the rest of this ham, so ham sandwiches today. And tomorrow. And maybe thru next week.
Posted by: fd at December 25, 2025 06:49 AM (vFG9F) 7
Merry Christmas JJ, Horde
Posted by: callsign claymore at December 25, 2025 06:49 AM (2Vgqv) 8
Whoa! Early Christmas report! And here I was, unaware, and rooting around some old threads!
By the way, Michelle Wu says we can thank Somalia and Somalians for Christmas. Apparently, their religious tolerance is renowned and all-encompassing! Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 25, 2025 06:51 AM (fQarn) 9
And a very Merry Christmas to all the horde! We are lucky enough to have a four year old here with us this morning, and I imagine he's in his room, snorting at the starting gate right about now.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 25, 2025 06:52 AM (fQarn) 10
It's going to be Haydn this morning for present opening, I think....
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 25, 2025 06:53 AM (fQarn) 11
Merry Christmas, Horde!
JJ - thank you for all you do here. Posted by: CtSpursman at December 25, 2025 06:56 AM (1jbkT) 12
Merry Christmas, Horde!
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 25, 2025 06:56 AM (ExV1e) 13
3 Your wording reminded me of the old Hair Club for Men TV ad, JJ
Posted by: callsign claymore at December 25, 2025 06:57 AM (2Vgqv) 14
Good morning, Hordians. Merry Christmas from me, Her Majesty and all the Hounds of Soyara (Diana, Dot, Dutchess, Val, Rosalind, Dan, Sonny, Ruth, Puff, Finn and The Big Dummy). Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 25, 2025 06:57 AM (tgvbd) 15
Marry Christmas
Posted by: r hennigantx at December 25, 2025 06:59 AM (gbOdA) 16
Merry
Posted by: r hennigantx at December 25, 2025 06:59 AM (gbOdA) 17
Merry Christmas to all, including the Radical Left Scum that is doing everything possible to destroy our Country, but are failing badly.
================== Yes, a Merry Christmas even to the unhappy scum on the left. Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 25, 2025 06:59 AM (W/2in) 18
13 3 Your wording reminded me of the old Hair Club for Men TV ad, JJ
Posted by: callsign claymore at December 25, 2025 06:57 AM (2Vgqv) Sy Sperling! What a guy. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 25, 2025 06:59 AM (x0n13) 19
Merry Christmas!
Posted by: Mick at December 25, 2025 07:01 AM (HFx9z) 20
POLITICO Europe @POLITICO Europe Far-right parties are claiming the festive season as their own, recasting Christmas as a marker of Christian civilization that is under threat and positioning themselves as its last line of defense against a supposedly hostile, secular left. ==================== Oh, go suck on a lemon, you unhappy leftist scum. Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 25, 2025 07:02 AM (W/2in) 21
20 Oh, go suck on a lemon, you unhappy leftist scum.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 25, 2025 07:02 AM (W/2in) Cyanide. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 25, 2025 07:04 AM (x0n13) 22
Nice graphic up top there!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 25, 2025 07:05 AM (Cjt/F) 23
And a Merry Christmas to all of you, and yours!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 25, 2025 07:07 AM (Cjt/F) 24
Do they know it’s Christmas time at all?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 25, 2025 07:09 AM (XV/Pl) 25
As usual, Allie is using the book I'm reading as her pillow this morning.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 25, 2025 07:10 AM (ESVrU) 26
6-9 inches of snow forecast for tonight!
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 25, 2025 07:12 AM (ze3R+) 27
Merry Christmas Horde, thx JJ.
The Apollo 8 message was beautiful. Borman, Lovell and Anders. First to orbit the moon. Those men had guts Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 25, 2025 07:12 AM (2vrAX) 28
We have 3 socialist markets in the US:
1. Social Security - Failed in 86 and revised to fail again in 38 or so. It will now fail in 33. 2. Mediscare - Designed to never cost more than $20 billion. Last year is was $848 B. 3. Obamacare - Designed to penalize non-participants and Cadillac Plans to pay for lower income working people plans. Not really insurance but more of a pay as you go system. Bailed out twice in COVID and Democrats ended that in IRA 2022. So the smartest, brightest, bestest people in the USA have tried 3 bites at the Socialism Apple and failed miserably 3X. Posted by: r hennigantx at December 25, 2025 07:12 AM (gbOdA) Posted by: Count de Monet at December 25, 2025 07:13 AM (wVcYX) 30
Merry Christmas everyone
Thanks JJ for putting up the daily Morning Report Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2025 07:13 AM (Ia/+0) 31
Somebody won the Powerball lottery. 1.8b. Has anyone heard from Anna?
Posted by: fd at December 25, 2025 07:15 AM (vFG9F) 32
saw something the other week, I think it said "euthanize the intifada", struck me as sound advice, just sayin' ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 25, 2025 07:16 AM (Cjt/F) 33
Good morning dear morons and Merry Christmas JJ
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 25, 2025 07:16 AM (A0sqA) 34
wasn't me, didn't buy a ticket
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 25, 2025 07:16 AM (Cjt/F) 35
Was a chance of snow flurries around me but nothing here. Better chance tomorrow afternoon though Saturday morning
Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2025 07:18 AM (Ia/+0) 36
I have shlimp loll. Velly good. Velly Klispy. Yum yum.
Posted by: Werfwerfer What Werfs Werf at December 25, 2025 07:19 AM (VAajM) 37
"A Christmas Eve jazz concert at the Trump-Kennedy Center was canceled Wednesday after the host of the annual holiday show pulled out in protest of the iconic venue’s name change. "
Aww. He took his vibraphone and went home. Posted by: fd at December 25, 2025 07:20 AM (vFG9F) Posted by: AltonJackson at December 25, 2025 07:20 AM (tljrc) 39
I have (unfortunately) had an aversion to Christmas owing to several childhood memories of our single (eventual suicidal) low-wage-working mother -- abandoned by our father and never being able to earn five figures in a year (I used to file her income tax forms in my early teens, and too proud to take any government handouts) -- passed out drunk every Christmas Morning, and depressed that she could not afford to buy her children any Christmas gifts.
And yet (driven by the intense desire to escape poverty and laser-focused hard work) ... I eventually achieved The American Dream (despite my two brothers becoming drug and alcohol abusers). My Mother Was A Sadly Innocent Saint, too good for my father and especially This World. I am retiring next year, and my first bucket-list item (plans already made) is a visit to The Holy Land. My big question before then is: Do I Want To Be Baptized Anew In The Jordan River (at an age considerably beyond 29) by a Messianic Jewish Rabbi? I've always felt more Old Testament than New Testament, but have to admit that I cry during every episode of "The Chosen." I will report back in 10 months ... Merry Christmas! Posted by: ShainS -- A DEI Kakistocracy, If You Can Keep It at December 25, 2025 07:21 AM (LgsNJ) 40
Speaking of "Marry Christmas", that was one of the movies RLM just reviewed on the recent Christmas BOTW. http://y2u.be/TibXnvtziRI
Posted by: Werfwerfer What Werfs Werf at December 25, 2025 07:23 AM (VAajM) 41
"wasn't me, didn't buy a ticket
Posted by: sock_rat_eez" Neither did I. We will just have to endeavor to persevere. I don't need my life ruined anyway. Posted by: fd at December 25, 2025 07:23 AM (vFG9F) 42
A Merry Christmas Morning to all! We live in the greatest country ever known because of Judeo-Christian principles, my friends. Let us praise GOD.
Posted by: Eromero at December 25, 2025 07:23 AM (Slgjz) 43
JJ you mentioned stickball the other day and it reminded me that my dad was from Brooklyn too and he tried to get me and my friends to play a few times. He would bring out this broomstick that he had put tape on and my friends looked at him like he was a crazy person.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 25, 2025 07:25 AM (A0sqA) 44
Merry Christmas to all y'all.
Posted by: huerfano at December 25, 2025 07:26 AM (98kQX) 45
"A Christmas Eve jazz concert at the Trump-Kennedy Center was canceled Wednesday after the host of the annual holiday show pulled out in protest of the iconic venue’s name change. "
------------- RFK Jr. will henceforth be known as Robert Francis Trump-Kennedy, Jr. [h/t The Babylon Bee] Posted by: ShainS -- A DEI Kakistocracy, If You Can Keep It at December 25, 2025 07:26 AM (LgsNJ) 46
Posted by: ShainS -- A DEI Kakistocracy, If You Can Keep It at December 25, 2025 07:21 AM (LgsNJ)
Dang, ShainS! What a story. You make me all the more thankful. I wish you an especially Merry Christmas. Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at December 25, 2025 07:26 AM (cxFcK) 47
Merry Christmas everyone! Yeah; even you. I'm feeling kind.
Posted by: NR Pax at December 25, 2025 07:27 AM (7xrfc) 48
43 JJ you mentioned stickball the other day and it reminded me that my dad was from Brooklyn too and he tried to get me and my friends to play a few times. He would bring out this broomstick that he had put tape on and my friends looked at him like he was a crazy person.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 25, 2025 07:25 AM (A0sqA) Your dad is cool! We also would play touch football in he middle of the street "From Sewer to Sewer!" two manhole covers were the end zones. Pronounced Soo-uh tuh Soo-uh Ah yes, those were the days.... Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 25, 2025 07:28 AM (x0n13) 49
*fistbump!*
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 25, 2025 07:30 AM (Cjt/F) 50
Posted by: ShainS -- A DEI Kakistocracy, If You Can Keep It at December 25, 2025 07:21 AM (LgsNJ)
==== Mazel tov on overcoming your past and not succumbing to it. I think getting baptized would be a fabulous idea but not sure where you might get access to the Jordan river. Maybe go up to Sfat in Galil or just ask Biden's Dog. Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 25, 2025 07:30 AM (A0sqA) 51
May you get your appropriate and fitting Christmas Bonus, not a Jelly of the Month membership.
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 25, 2025 07:30 AM (wVcYX) 52
I saw Apologies For Micturating open for SuperFly at Reggie's in 2010.
/"Hey, we were just playing "Spades" with Killary while the American Ambassador was murdered in Benghazi ... Posted by: ShainS -- A DEI Kakistocracy, If You Can Keep It at December 25, 2025 07:32 AM (LgsNJ) 53
Expecting up to seven inches of snow tomorrow afternoon into Saturday morning in the Mud Hudson. Then snow and rain throughout next week. Nice slush. Hello potholes
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 25, 2025 07:32 AM (2vrAX) 54
You could just go to the Jordan Creek in Allentown, save a couple bucks on airfare.
Not deep enough if you're in to the whole "full immersion" thing. But, hey, I don't know, nothing says you couldn't just roll around a bit to get both sides, right? Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 25, 2025 07:33 AM (06Hmj) 55
Yonder Horde and merry Christmas. 🎄
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 25, 2025 07:33 AM (NwnyJ) 56
New York Green Light Law:
Data Sharing Restrictions: The law limits access to DMV records by federal immigration authorities. Information can only be shared with a court order or warrant. What about Equal Protection? Equal Rights? So Illegals have more Rights than citizens. Posted by: r hennigantx at December 25, 2025 07:33 AM (gbOdA) 57
As for last night, the wife and I watched Die Hard and A Charlie Brown Christmas. Life is good.
Regarding A Charlie Brown Christmas: The innocence and joy of that one simple show is something to treasure. And I think there was Divine Intervention when Schulz won the argument to keep Linus's speech in the show. Posted by: NR Pax at December 25, 2025 07:33 AM (7xrfc) Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 25, 2025 07:35 AM (Cjt/F) 59
The mob shouted “Allahu Akbar” and made anti-Christian remarks while police officers and bystanders observed.
SHOOT THEM with spit balls. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 25, 2025 07:37 AM (2ef5s) 60
One time a boss gave me an empty egg garden as a Christmas present and said he would fill it with eggs in the spring.
He fired me before spring. Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 25, 2025 07:37 AM (A0sqA) 61
Never apologize for micturating.
Posted by: King Edward the Eight at December 25, 2025 07:38 AM (9oFPr) 62
Apollo 8 was insanely risky from a cursory glance, the more you drill down on it and the program overall generally, the more you learn, the more you realize those guys were truly remarkable. They were selected from a vocation where death was routine, I suppose.
There were a lot of “firsts” on 8, notably the first time humans had crewed the Saturn V, and I think it was only the third time the design had flew. Grumman was having a lot of technical problems with the lunar module, it was not ready to fly and so the mission planners decided to turn what was intended to be an earth orbit only shakedown mission into YOLO orbit around the Moon. They made everything as “safe” as it could humanly be, but there are several points in the long daisy-chain of events where there is no backup plan or redundancy and if something goes wrong they would be dead. Maybe a permanent funereal monument orbiting the Sun, or stranded on the Moon. Posted by: Common Tater at December 25, 2025 07:38 AM (iKvcM) 63
Time to Bring Our Troops Home From
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 25, 2025 07:40 AM (ExV1e) 64
There is say too much AI on YouTube
Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2025 07:41 AM (Ia/+0) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 25, 2025 07:41 AM (x0n13) 66
"steely-eyed rocket men", every one of them.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 25, 2025 07:42 AM (Cjt/F) 67
Merry Christmas errebuddies!
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 25, 2025 07:43 AM (3Ope8) Posted by: Fluffy Nuggets, Jr. at December 25, 2025 07:44 AM (RGk3C) 69
JJ, without presuming to know how young you might be, but did you ever catch any shows at the Fillmore East back in the day? I’m reading a book about Bill Graham, he was quite a character.
Posted by: Common Tater at December 25, 2025 07:44 AM (eGKtV) 70
New York Green Light Law:
Data Sharing Restrictions: The law limits access to DMV records by federal immigration authorities. Information can only be shared with a court order or warrant. What about Equal Protection? Equal Rights? So Illegals have more Rights than citizens. Posted by: r hennigantx at December 25, 2025 07:33 AM (gbOdA) So the state of NY is directly violating federal law by enabling illegal immigration. Sounds insurrection-y. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 25, 2025 07:47 AM (ExV1e) 71
69 JJ, without presuming to know how young you might be, but did you ever catch any shows at the Fillmore East back in the day? I’m reading a book about Bill Graham, he was quite a character.
Posted by: Common Tater at December 25, 2025 07:44 AM (eGKtV) Just slightly before my time, as I was born in 1960. I was in grade school during that venue's heyday so no way I could've seen a show by myself. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 25, 2025 07:47 AM (x0n13) 72
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POLITICO Europe @POLITICO Europe Far-right parties are claiming the festive season as their own, recasting Christmas as a marker of Christian civilization that is under threat and positioning themselves as its last line of defense against a supposedly hostile, secular left. ==================== Oh, go suck on a lemon, you unhappy leftist scum. Posted by: Huck Follywood -- They sound worried. Think those Christians in Nigeria found their inner sword and blew up a Mosque. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 25, 2025 07:47 AM (2ef5s) 73
The mob shouted “Allahu Akbar” and made anti-Christian remarks while police officers and bystanders observed.
SHOOT THEM with spit balls. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 25, 2025 07:37 AM (2ef5s) Might I suggest hosing them down with lard. Really, really, hot lard. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 25, 2025 07:48 AM (ExV1e) 74
Good morning J.J. and Hordelings. Merry Christmas!
No Chinese food today, but a friend who was going to host a gathering has been frazzled by family members getting sick and by fatigue, so she said screw it, we're going out for shish kabob! Fine by me. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 25, 2025 07:48 AM (kpS4V) 75
Good morning J.J. and Hordelings. Merry Christmas!
No Chinese food today, but a friend who was going to host a gathering has been frazzled by family members getting sick and by fatigue, so she said screw it, we're going out for shish kabob! Fine by me. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 25, 2025 07:48 AM (kpS4V) I took your suggestion from yesterday and went with a blueberry pie for dessert. No sorbet, though. Their palates can stay dirty. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 25, 2025 07:50 AM (ExV1e) 76
Merry Christmas to the Horde.
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at December 25, 2025 07:51 AM (8CIFn) 77
IIRC the Fillmore East morphed into a place called the Palladium by the late 70s. And I did see Cheap Trick open for the Cars there in 1978. When both acts were just breaking. Fan of both. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 25, 2025 07:53 AM (x0n13) 78
>>>66 "steely-eyed rocket men", every one of them.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez --- bit of a radio interview with the astronaut when he discover the problem the oxygen tank blowing out. The interviewer asked a leading question about being nervous. Insulted the rocket man calmly responded, No, I went through the check list. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 25, 2025 07:54 AM (2ef5s) Posted by: Tonypete at December 25, 2025 07:58 AM (cYBz/) 80
Merry Christmas Horde. Thankful to be home and not in a hotel. The surgery on the Lily beagle went great and there really wasn't a reason to stay in Bozeman since she won't be released until Friday afternoon. We can call for updates. Mr. nec and I are a bit past 29 and the drive to Bozeman and back yesterday took a bit out of us and we're happy to spend the day, after Mass here at chateau nec.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at December 25, 2025 07:58 AM (2NHgQ) 81
Both my husband and I saw shows at Fillmore West. Chuck Berry and Van Morrison were two of the ones I remember.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 25, 2025 07:59 AM (+mUZM) 82
I remember when all those "rock" stars put together that bleeding heart crap "Do They Know It's Christmas" music video on MTV about the starving Ethiopians or whoever the hell it was. Maybe they should have done a video about not embracing marxisim and civil wars every few years and actually grow some food.
Posted by: Ghosts Of Christmas Past at December 25, 2025 08:00 AM (R/m4+) 83
Merry Christmas everyone!
Apollo 8.... It's a miracle that the reading of Genesis by the 3 astronauts even happened, and on Christmas Eve. RIP Christine Laitin- she was the wife of a journalist that the astronauts tapped for any suggestion on what to say when they were to make their broadcast. And in her tern years had been member of the French Resistance in WWII. Posted by: Rex B at December 25, 2025 08:00 AM (C9oTe) 84
Merry Christmas to all!
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 25, 2025 08:02 AM (5Ne9C) 85
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at December 25, 2025 07:58 AM (2NHgQ)
Great news! Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 25, 2025 07:59 AM (+mUZM) We walk past there every day. Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 25, 2025 08:03 AM (A0sqA) 86
Legendary San Francisco socialite, TV host and columnist Pat Montandon has died at the age of 96, her son Sean Wilsey announced this week.
In the 1960s, while living in a notorious house on Lombard Street that she would later claim was cursed, Montandon was a familiar face to San Franciscans. The city knew her under several guises: author, gossip columnist, activist, party girl, friend of the stars and TV personality. As CBS host Jack Hanson once told her, “You’re one of those people who just seems to be famous.” Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 25, 2025 08:06 AM (A0sqA) 87
Not everybody is having a merry Christmas.
NBC News @NBCNews Judges who ruled against Trump say harassment and threats have changed their lives. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 25, 2025 08:06 AM (L/fGl) Posted by: naturalfake at December 25, 2025 08:06 AM (iJfKG) 89
We are awash in cakes and pies here. A buttermilk pie for my son, his favorite and hard to find he says. A peach praline pie in lieu of me making a peach cobbler. And slices of cinnamon swirl iced cake.
"Not enough!", says my oldest. So in a bit I'll bake some of Betty's dark chocolate fudge brownies. Good thing sugars and fats don't count today. Posted by: Count de Monet at December 25, 2025 08:06 AM (wVcYX) 90
Merry Christmas.
"...for unto us a Savior is born..." Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They do not kill at December 25, 2025 08:07 AM (gxokI) 91
Graham was kind of an asshole, but he had to be I suppose. He was up against some brain dead radicals who thought everything should be “free”, while he was making money hand over fist. He pointed out the bands aren’t playing for free, and the staff, roadies, lighting crews don’t work for free, etc.
A group called the “MFers” demanded he set aside a free night, or they would burn down the Fillmore. He did agree to their demands, briefly. All the bums showed up on the Wednesday “freel night and vandalized the place. No more “free” nights. Posted by: Common Tater at December 25, 2025 08:08 AM (eGKtV) 92
87 Not everybody is having a merry Christmas.
NBC News @NBCNews Judges who ruled against Trump say harassment and threats have changed their lives. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 25, 2025 08:06 AM (L/fGl) That's a shame. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 25, 2025 08:08 AM (mFz+I) 93
Just the two of us today as youngest son called late yesterday and told us he was staying home and planning on Christmas dinner at Waffle House with his band mates.
It's funny, he was the one I worried the most about. Turns out, I didn't need to worry at all. Posted by: Tonypete at December 25, 2025 08:10 AM (cYBz/) 94
True stickball can only be played with manhole covers as home plate and second base.
Posted by: Bay Ridge Refugee Since 1966 at December 25, 2025 08:10 AM (oftw2) 95
November 1979... my best friend and I had tickets to see Boston at the Capitol Center in Landover, MD. My first concert.
My parents were... concerned. But all ended well. I ended up seeing quite a few shows in the greater D.C. metro area. I had season tickets at Merriweather Post Pavilion for around 5 concerts a "season" for three years straight. Same two seats. 13th row. Center. Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 25, 2025 08:10 AM (NwnyJ) 96
A favorite:
Long lay the world in sin and error pining 'Til He appeared and the soul felt its worth A thrill of hope the weary world rejoices For yonder breaks a new and glorious morn These beautiful words, in this order simply HAD to be divinely inspired. Posted by: Count de Monet at December 25, 2025 08:12 AM (wVcYX) 97
A ticket in Arkansas matched the winning numbers drawn on Christmas Eve for Powerball's $1.817 billion jackpot.
The grand prize has an estimated cash value of $834.9 million, the second-largest U.S. lottery jackpot ever won, according to the lottery. Posted by: r hennigantx at December 25, 2025 08:15 AM (gbOdA) 98
Birdbath status?
Posted by: Just Wondering at December 25, 2025 08:15 AM (2Ez/1) 99
November 1979... my best friend and I had tickets to see Boston at the Capitol Center in Landover, MD. My first concert.
My parents were... concerned. But all ended well. >>> Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 25, 2025 08:10 AM (NwnyJ) Ha! Past geographic neighbor! My high school was quite nearby the Capital Center. Largo Sr. High. Go Lions! Next door was the county's high school extension - PG County Community College. Posted by: Count de Monet at December 25, 2025 08:17 AM (wVcYX) 100
Bill Graham came on stage before a Dead show at the Nassau Coliseum in 1974 and reamed the County cops verbally with every expletive known to man, angry that they were busting people in the parking lot for the usual tailgating and partying that went on in advance of a show. It was quite a rant, worthy of this place.
Posted by: Tie-Dyed Timmy at December 25, 2025 08:17 AM (oftw2) 101
NBC News
@NBCNews Judges who ruled against Trump say harassment and threats have changed their lives. Unfortunately, not int a Road To Damascus sort of way. Wake me when "changed" becomes "ended" . Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 25, 2025 08:17 AM (a4flb) 102
This is something I like about Christmas, aside from the wonderful birth of Jesus: There are very few cars on the road so we took a drive and saw the beautiful sunrise. The bare branches
of the trees looked striking against the pink and yellow sky! I even took a picture of the empty Shop Rite Parking lot, because you never see that except at Christmas! Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 25, 2025 08:20 AM (+hwtP) 103
A ticket in Arkansas matched the winning numbers drawn on Christmas Eve for Powerball's $1.817 billion jackpot.
The grand prize has an estimated cash value of $834.9 million, the second-largest U.S. lottery jackpot ever won, according to the lottery. Posted by: r hennigantx at December 25, 2025 08:15 AM (gbOdA) I can just see Billy Joe Bob and Lurlene staring at their winning Powerball ticket in stupefied wonder. Posted by: Count de Monet at December 25, 2025 08:20 AM (wVcYX) 104
Merry Christmas to the best people on the intertubes...the 'rons and 'ettes who make this place so great. Thanks, too, JJ, for those great links under the Christmas 2025 heading.
Posted by: Lady in Black at December 25, 2025 08:21 AM (qBdHI) 105
Donks gonna Donk.
NEW: Former Rhode Island Democratic mayoral candidate asks cops "you know who I am?" before being arrested for alleged drunk driving "You guys are gross,' and 'I f***ing can't stand you… "I'm going to get you mother******." Maria A. Bucci, 51, is former Cranston mayoral candidate and current chair of the city’s Democratic Committee She was charged with DUI after a traffic stop earlier this month Bucci told the officers, "What are you going to do, shoot me?" Court records say officers noted 'severely bloodshot, glassy and watery eyes' The report stated that Bucci cried out that she had "told her kids if they ever became a cop I'd k*ll them." She added, "only clowns become cops." Bucci was charged with a misdemeanor DUI and released on a $1,000 personal recognizance bond https://is.gd/pz08VM Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 25, 2025 08:21 AM (L/fGl) 106
Car stolen this morning - broad daylight. Notified monitoring company who notified police. Thief caught by police blockade minutes before crossing the line into the PA. No, not Pennsylvania. Palestinian Authority.
Anyhoo... car at dealer garage being checked for damage and key codes being changed. Just notified that car is ready for pickup. About $160 to recode the key FOBs. Day wasted. So... Horde crowding: what's the best practical way to provide additional protection for your car? Nothing convoluted, as Mrs. BD needs to be able to handle this, too. Thanks. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 25, 2025 08:22 AM (rOu8D) 107
Merry Christmas, y'all!
I'm exhausted. We spent Christmas Eve celebrating Christmas. Today will be spent going to church in a few hours, opening some more presents and then chilling and watching Christmas movies. Posted by: redridinghood at December 25, 2025 08:23 AM (NpAcC) 108
"Horde crowding: what's the best practical way to provide additional protection for your car? "
Hidden kill switch that turns off the fuel pump. Posted by: fd at December 25, 2025 08:24 AM (vFG9F) 109
What about Equal Protection? Equal Rights?
So Illegals have more Rights than citizens. Illegals aren't "subject to the jurisdiction" says the 14th Amendment. That is why they aren't subjected to the inhumane laws, regulations, mandates and abuses of the prevailing authorities as "citizens". An example is that you are denied a job, income, mobility, the ability to trade, education and medical care if you were an American citizens who didn't receive the Jab or wear a mask. OTOH, tens of millions of foreigners were allowed to keep their God given civil rights and had no impediments forced upon them. Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 25, 2025 08:24 AM (a4flb) 110
You could get a Club that goes on the steering wheel and those also serve as substitute tire iron.
Posted by: fd at December 25, 2025 08:25 AM (vFG9F) 111
@POLITICO Europe
Far-right parties are claiming the festive season as their own, recasting Christmas as a marker of Christian civilization that is under threat and positioning themselves as its last line of defense against a supposedly hostile, secular left. -- "Supposedly" hostile, secular left. Why are they supposedly, but the far right doesn't get such a distinction. I'm way past 'up to here' with the vile media. Posted by: Lady in Black at December 25, 2025 08:25 AM (qBdHI) 112
Merry Christmas all.
It's going to be Haydn this morning for present opening, I think.... Posted by: Huck Follywood Radom question: Was Haydn Sikh? Posted by: muldoon at December 25, 2025 08:26 AM (/iMjX) 113
BD sorry to hear that what a hassle.
Consider a steering wheel stick it is both a visible and physical barrier. Kind of a pain. We had our Camaro stolen when we lived jn Sacramento and it was found stripped in the ghetto 1 day later. Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 25, 2025 08:27 AM (9ipOP) 114
I saw a picture of that NYC Fire Commissioner. It is more of a Pat than Pat could ever have imagined in its wildest dreams. *face palm*
Posted by: Lady in Black at December 25, 2025 08:28 AM (qBdHI) 115
So... Horde crowding: what's the best practical way to provide additional protection for your car? Nothing convoluted, as Mrs. BD needs to be able to handle this, too. Thanks.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 25, 2025 08:22 AM (rOu8D) Sorry you went through that and the out of pocket expense. Own and drive a hoopty instead? I see The Club and a fuel pump switch have already been mentioned. Time was you could simply pull off and pocket the wire from the ignition coil to the distributor cap. Alas! Posted by: Count de Monet at December 25, 2025 08:29 AM (wVcYX) 116
113 BD sorry to hear that what a hassle.
Consider a steering wheel stick it is both a visible and physical barrier. Kind of a pain. We had our Camaro stolen when we lived jn Sacramento and it was found stripped in the ghetto 1 day later. Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 25, 2025 08:27 AM (9ipOP) In the ghetto. Posted by: dead elvis at December 25, 2025 08:30 AM (GGeTC) 117
Last night, we went to the non-kid and non-midnight mass and had a pleasant experience in a not completely packed Mass. Then we watched Charlie Brown and the Grinch. This morning, my spouse gets his Christmas Story while we open presents and later, we recreate the Chinese meal with takeout Peking Duck (and other specials).
It should be a very nice Christmas. I expect some football and boardgame play to fill the rest of the day. Posted by: Nova Local at December 25, 2025 08:30 AM (tOcjL) 118
Good Christmas morning, horde!
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 25, 2025 08:31 AM (h7ZuX) 119
So... Horde crowding: what's the best practical way to provide additional protection for your car? Nothing convoluted, as Mrs. BD needs to be able to handle this, too. Thanks.
I had a friend who left his home and car unlocked despite a sketchy neighborhood. His strategery? Don't own anything anyone would want to steal. Everything else is a Cat & Mouse game where people who want to keep their valuables are changing tactics and the criminal element keeps picking up new counter-measures. Of course, you can spend money, like garaging it, paying for security. etc. Those are just physical impediments that slow a determined thief. Everything can be stolen. As another friend observed, they will steal it. If you nail it down, they will pry out the nails and steal it. So the wisdom of the campers in bear country where one sleeps with his track shoes on comes in to play. Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 25, 2025 08:31 AM (a4flb) 120
I could help you rig an anti-theft device. Single use, though.
Posted by: Mad Max at December 25, 2025 08:32 AM (wVcYX) 121
So... Horde crowding: what's the best practical way to provide additional protection for your car? Nothing convoluted, as Mrs. BD needs to be able to handle this, too. Thanks.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 25, 2025 08:22 AM (rOu8D) AI had ideas... To keep your car from being stolen, use a layered approach with products like steering wheel locks (The Club, Tevlaphee) for visual deterrence, Faraday bags (Ticonn) for key fob signal blocking, immobilizers (aftermarket or built-in) to cut fuel/power, and GPS trackers (Vyncs) for recovery, plus common sense habits like locking doors and parking smart. Etching your VIN on windows adds another layer, making parts harder to sell. Posted by: Nova Local at December 25, 2025 08:32 AM (tOcjL) 122
>> Far-right parties are claiming the festive season as their own, recasting Christmas as a marker of Christian civilization that is under threat and positioning themselves as its last line of defense against a supposedly hostile, secular left.
------------ There was a time, long ago, when Christians were feared. They were on something of a holy crusade, you might say. The hostile, secular left might want to recall that. Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 25, 2025 08:33 AM (NwnyJ) 123
A ticket in Arkansas matched the winning numbers drawn on Christmas Eve for Powerball's $1.817 billion jackpot.
Posted by: r hennigantx I can just see Billy Joe Bob and Lurlene staring at their winning Powerball ticket in stupefied wonder. Posted by: Count de Monet In a few month there will be even more trash in the front yard and on the porch. Posted by: Tonypete at December 25, 2025 08:34 AM (cYBz/) 124
A ticket in Arkansas matched the winning numbers drawn on Christmas Eve for Powerball's $1.817 billion jackpot.
Merry Christmas. Santa must have really enjoyed those cookies. Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 25, 2025 08:34 AM (a4flb) 125
"plus common sense habits like locking doors and parking smart"
AI has obviously never lived in Atlanta where residents leave their car doors unlocked so the windows don't get broken. Posted by: fd at December 25, 2025 08:35 AM (vFG9F) 126
Lesbian fire officials proved their mettle and worth in the Palisades conflagration. They should be in charge of all essential services.
Posted by: FD With No Hoses! at December 25, 2025 08:35 AM (oftw2) 127
"Merry Christmas to all, including the Radical Left Scum"
I voted for this! I hope Hallmark is paying attention- this is how it's done. Posted by: t-bird at December 25, 2025 08:36 AM (OjdEO) 128
You can just pull the fuse pump fuse and the average dope trying to steal the car will give up.
Posted by: fd at December 25, 2025 08:36 AM (vFG9F) 129
So... Horde crowding: what's the best practical way to provide additional protection for your car? Nothing convoluted, as Mrs. BD needs to be able to handle this, too. Thanks.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 25, 2025 08:22 AM (rOu8D) There are relays that have kill switches. So replace the Relay (say starter) with the kill switch relay and run a wire with a switch. Hide the switch under the seat, console, etc. Posted by: r hennigantx at December 25, 2025 08:37 AM (gbOdA) Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 25, 2025 08:37 AM (9ipOP) 131
Cat nap
Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2025 08:38 AM (Ia/+0) 132
Far-right parties are claiming the festive season as their own, recasting Christmas as a marker of Christian civilization that is under threat and positioning themselves as its last line of defense against a supposedly hostile, secular left.
A few centuries ago, the Puritans and their spawn for a number of generations banned the spectacle of Christmas under the Regulatory Principle of observing only those things that the Scriptures specified. That is, the annual celebration of Christ's birth isn't Scriptural so therefore they yeeted that from their society. Which is just as well, a pedant would observe Christ's incarnation on September 11th. Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 25, 2025 08:38 AM (a4flb) 133
And the Word was made flesh, and dwelt among us
Posted by: Eeyore at December 25, 2025 08:39 AM (s0JqF) 134
One of my cars has an unlabeled switch right on the dash for the fuel pump. If you didn't know to flip it up that car ain't never gonna start.
Posted by: fd at December 25, 2025 08:39 AM (vFG9F) Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 25, 2025 08:40 AM (ExV1e) 136
In a few month there will be even more trash in the front yard and on the porch.
Posted by: Tonypete And better quality cars up on cinderblocks. Posted by: Posting From Sofa On Porch at December 25, 2025 08:42 AM (oftw2) 137
One of my cars has an unlabeled switch right on the dash for the fuel pump. If you didn't know to flip it up that car ain't never gonna start.
In my fleet, one of the cars requires biometric confirmation before moving. (yes, there is a valet mode) The others are cars no one would want to steal, let alone be seen sitting in. Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 25, 2025 08:43 AM (a4flb) 138
Cat nap
One could keep a German Shepherd in the car while its unattended in a parking lot Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2025 08:44 AM (Ia/+0) 139
Merry Christmas all
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 25, 2025 08:44 AM (UEQyT) 140
138 Cat nap
One could keep a German Shepherd in the car while its unattended in a parking lot Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2025 08:44 AM (Ia/+0) trunk monkey Posted by: r hennigantx at December 25, 2025 08:45 AM (gbOdA) 141
So... Horde crowding: what's the best practical way to provide additional protection for your car? Nothing convoluted, as Mrs. BD needs to be able to handle this, too. Thanks.
German Shepherd. Posted by: t-bird at December 25, 2025 08:45 AM (OjdEO) 142
Perfect monologue, brother JJ!
Merry Christmas! Dems are considering another shutdown early next year.. I say "Skin it, skin that smokewagon and see what happens..." The economy is set to explode like it did under sane American policies in 2018/19 rather than government controlled money supply bullshit that followed it. I would welcome a shutdown as it never affects our middle class. Posted by: Danimal28 at December 25, 2025 08:45 AM (mNOhh) 143
In a few month there will be even more trash in the front yard and on the porch.
Posted by: Tonypete And better quality cars up on cinderblocks. Posted by: Posting From Sofa On Porch at December 25, 2025 08:42 AM (oftw2) The trailer park neighbors will start noticing the signs of sudden affluence. Posted by: Count de Monet at December 25, 2025 08:45 AM (wVcYX) 144
65 going to 75 down here by the bay
Posted by: r hennigantx at December 25, 2025 08:46 AM (gbOdA) 145
The trailer park neighbors will start noticing the signs of sudden affluence.
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 25, 2025 08:45 AM (wVcYX) Name brand aluminum foil on the windows Posted by: r hennigantx at December 25, 2025 08:46 AM (gbOdA) 146
Merry Christmas and Happy Chanukah to all you Morons. I wish all a blessed New Year and good health. What an interesting group of people frequent this fine blog. I truly enjoy reading the blog and especially the comments.
Posted by: RetSgtRN at December 25, 2025 08:47 AM (704pg) 147
Whatever did happen to the Viper? car alarm that had proximity sensors and a Robo Cop-like recorded voice barking out, "Step away from the vehicle. You have 5 seconds to comply!"
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 25, 2025 08:47 AM (wVcYX) 148
Was anyone surprised that Mamdani picked a lesbian fire commissioner? What is she setting on fire?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at December 25, 2025 08:48 AM (8CIFn) 149
the Puritans and their spawn for a number of generations banned the spectacle of Christmas
It was the Three Wise Men dressed up as firemen, wasn't it? Posted by: t-bird at December 25, 2025 08:48 AM (OjdEO) 150
My first wife's car, a VW Jetta GLi was stolen and stripped in the capitol city. The city cops called, about a month after the car was stolen asking why it was in such and such location in S.E. Washington D.C.... a notoriously bad part of the city.
I deadpanned.... it was reported stolen a month ago. You're just now letting me know? Thanks. And hung up. The insurance claim and everything else had already been taken care of. The local cops had our original report and she had a new car. Even back then, D.C. was a shithole. Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 25, 2025 08:48 AM (NwnyJ) 151
"Merry Christmas to all, including the Radical Left Scum"
I voted for this! I hope Hallmark is paying attention- this is how it's done. Hallmark missed out on AutoPen's "...severe illness and death..." White House Christmas Greeting. Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 25, 2025 08:49 AM (a4flb) 152
Merry Christmas, All!
Posted by: Bulg at December 25, 2025 08:49 AM (77rzZ) 153
Was anyone surprised that Mamdani picked a lesbian fire commissioner? What is she setting on fire?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at December 25, 2025 08:48 AM (8CIFn) She's a chunka-chunka burning love. Posted by: Count de Monet at December 25, 2025 08:49 AM (wVcYX) Posted by: r hennigantx at December 25, 2025 08:49 AM (gbOdA) 155
Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!
Posted by: Doof at December 25, 2025 08:50 AM (QMAsf) 156
Car theft used to be a big deal. Grand theft. In California it could get you 2 to 10 at the Q. They probably barely deign to file a police report these days. Probably only because Insurance requires it.
We should be locking up the crooks. Not the Shampoo. This is Civilization 101 Posted by: Common Tater at December 25, 2025 08:50 AM (8DbYW) Posted by: Common Tater at December 25, 2025 08:52 AM (8DbYW) 158
Mandani will keep the wink-wink Diversity hires going until Muslims take over then that Diversity will go out the window
Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2025 08:52 AM (Ia/+0) 159
Your dad is cool! We also would play touch football in he middle of the street "From Sewer to Sewer!" two manhole covers were the end zones. Pronounced Soo-uh tuh Soo-uh
Ah yes, those were the days.... Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 25, 2025 07:28 AM (x0n13) ------------- Our endzones were street light poles. All the cars in the neighborhood hated us because they had to stop and wait for us to finish the current play -- before being allowed to pass. Posted by: ShainS -- A DEI Kakistocracy, If You Can Keep It at December 25, 2025 08:53 AM (LgsNJ) Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 25, 2025 08:53 AM (IC093) 161
Was anyone surprised that Mamdani picked a lesbian fire commissioner? What is she setting on fire?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at December 25, 2025 08:48 AM (8CIFn) -------------- Rear Admiral Levine's Nether-Regions! Posted by: ShainS -- A DEI Kakistocracy, If You Can Keep It at December 25, 2025 08:55 AM (LgsNJ) 162
JJ, thanks for the article about where Jesus’ birth took place.
Posted by: Bulg at December 25, 2025 08:56 AM (77rzZ) 163
>>Gavin appointed the first lesbian fire chief 20 years ago
At least she was a firefighter. The NYFD appointee has never fought a fire in her career. Posted by: one hour sober at December 25, 2025 08:56 AM (Y1sOo) 164
I worked in a "Treatment Center" for teen offenders, and there were many sent there from DC, South Philly, and the close to DC Maryland suburbs. Some had stolen hundreds of cars. They went to "school" etc., but it was basically a holding tank until the "residents" were old enough to go to adult jail.
I once asked one of the therapists how many were amenable. He said, "maybe 15%". I was a carpenter who fixed the damage they caused. Got tired of it after two years. Posted by: Never Mind The Sex Offender Unit at December 25, 2025 08:57 AM (oftw2) 165
Cali Proposals for more equity in Farming:
1. The development of local ordinances that would restrict the purchase of land unless you are a certain minority. 2. The purchase of private land by the state and other non-profits under the guise of agricultural land preservation and only offer leases to certain minority farmers after the purchase. 3. Exclusive leasing of existing state lands to certain minorities. #3 Sharecroppers and Serfs Posted by: r hennigantx at December 25, 2025 08:57 AM (gbOdA) 166
Was anyone surprised that Mamdani picked a lesbian fire commissioner? What is she setting on fire?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at December 25, 2025 08:48 AM (8CIFn) The single most competent person in the US who could be lured to become the NYC fire commissioner just happens to be an overweight lesbian. Who'd have thunk? Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 25, 2025 08:57 AM (ExV1e) 167
At least she was a firefighter. The NYFD appointee has never fought a fire in her career.
Posted by: one hour sober at December 25, 2025 08:56 AM (Y1sOo) ==== Yes she had worked her way up Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 25, 2025 08:58 AM (tQ0Wc) 168
Pfft.
Gavin appointed the first lesbian fire chief 20 years ago. Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 25, 2025 08:53 AM (IC093) -------------- Did the USS Harvey Milk ever get off? Posted by: ShainS -- A DEI Kakistocracy, If You Can Keep It at December 25, 2025 08:58 AM (LgsNJ) 169
1. The development of local ordinances that would restrict the purchase of land unless you are a certain minority.
2. The purchase of private land by the state and other non-profits under the guise of agricultural land preservation and only offer leases to certain minority farmers after the purchase. 3. Exclusive leasing of existing state lands to certain minorities. ==== Each of these are facially unconstitutional Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 25, 2025 09:00 AM (tQ0Wc) 170
3 In a few month there will be even more trash in the front yard and on the porch.
Posted by: Tonypete And better quality cars up on cinderblocks. Posted by: Posting From Sofa On Porch The trailer park neighbors will start noticing the signs of sudden affluence. Posted by: Count de Monet In my neck of the woods there are county run trash dropoffs all over the place. Free. One can dispose of almost anything. And yet. . . There are families that live right across the street from some of these places whose yards are full of years and years of garbage and refuse. My Dad used to claim 'Hillbilly is not where you are from, it's a state of mind." True dat. Posted by: Tonypete at December 25, 2025 09:00 AM (cYBz/) 171
Did the USS Harvey Milk ever get off?
Posted by: ShainS -- A DEI Kakistocracy, If You Can Keep It at December 25, 2025 08:58 AM (LgsNJ) ==== As often as possible Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 25, 2025 09:02 AM (tQ0Wc) 172
Merry Christmas to the best group of trouble-makers, miscreants, and ne'er-do-wells on the internet.
Posted by: PabloD at December 25, 2025 09:04 AM (Epuwl) 173
Polar bears, penguins, Beach Boys, and a Coke!
https://youtu.be/ahe2r5fB5hU 2005 was a simpler time. Posted by: Count de Monet at December 25, 2025 09:04 AM (wVcYX) 174
Do you ever think all of these appointments of people that have no business in the business to which they are appointed is just a big F U?
Posted by: r hennigantx at December 25, 2025 09:04 AM (gbOdA) 175
Amazon has some remote kill switches that are cheap and look easy to install and use.
Posted by: kill 'em all at December 25, 2025 09:05 AM (/w3j2) 176
There are families that live right across the street from some of these places whose yards are full of years and years of garbage and refuse.
My Dad used to claim 'Hillbilly is not where you are from, it's a state of mind." True dat. Posted by: Tonypete It ain't so bad, Tonypete. When it snows, my yard looks as good as your'n. Posted by: Zeke from down the Holler at December 25, 2025 09:05 AM (oftw2) 177
Amazon has some remote kill switches that are cheap and look easy to install and use.
Posted by: kill 'em all Grenades and what-not? Posted by: MkY at December 25, 2025 09:07 AM (q6tQZ) 178
158 Mandani will keep the wink-wink Diversity hires going until Muslims take over then that Diversity will go out the window
Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2025 08:52 AM (Ia/+0) "Democracy is like a train -- you get off once you reach your destination." --Recep Tayyip Erdoğan Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 25, 2025 09:10 AM (9oFPr) 179
“ …. people that have no business in the business to which they are appointed is just a big F U?”
That’s exactly what it is, no question about that. Posted by: Common Tater at December 25, 2025 09:11 AM (0omqp) 180
Reminds me of one of Jeff Foxworthy's better ones:
You might be a Redneck if you have ever mowed your yard and found a car... Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 25, 2025 09:11 AM (9oFPr) 181
>>> Do you ever think all of these appointments of people that have no business in the business to which they are appointed is just a big F U?
It is a method to ensure loyalty and compliance. What are they going to do, find another similar job on merit? Posted by: fluffy at December 25, 2025 09:12 AM (AN2gy) 182
“Democracy is like riding the bus, once you get to your destination, you get off” is the way I heard it. Just the mechanism for seizing control. They clearly hate representative government.
Posted by: Common Tater at December 25, 2025 09:13 AM (0omqp) Posted by: banana Dream at December 25, 2025 09:13 AM (3uBP9) Posted by: Anna Puma at December 25, 2025 09:14 AM (2GVsD) 185
“Democracy is like riding the bus, once you get to your destination, you get off” is the way I heard it. Just the mechanism for seizing control. They clearly hate representative government.
Posted by: Common Tater at December 25, 2025 09:13 AM (0omqp) They understand that the electorate gave them power. The electorate is stupid. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 25, 2025 09:15 AM (ExV1e) 186
With a rotund lesbo fire chief the city gets a big bonus. Said heifer will appoint all her gal pals to all the best positions. It becomes a nest of incompetence, alcoholism, and bizarre sexual practices, which helps fight fires and keeps the public safe.
Posted by: Defining Deviancy Down at December 25, 2025 09:15 AM (oftw2) 187
> Do you ever think all of these appointments of people that have no business in the business to which they are appointed is just a big F U?
--------- Oh yea. To some on the left, any thing they can do to piss off the normals. It's petty. But, consider the source. They'd hire monkeys if we were pissed off about it and laughing our asses off about it. Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 25, 2025 09:15 AM (NwnyJ) 188
179 “ …. people that have no business in the business to which they are appointed is just a big F U?”
That’s exactly what it is, no question about that. Posted by: Common Tater at December 25, 2025 09:11 AM (0omqp) They just see the business of those businesses differently. They're like Soviet political officers. Fighting fires has to be done in a way that embodies Marxist-Leninist principles, comrade. Posted by: gaf gaf at December 25, 2025 09:18 AM (/w3j2) 189
Merry Christmas everyone.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 25, 2025 09:18 AM (xMGre) Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at December 25, 2025 09:19 AM (b8J4P) 191
Why did trump cause this climet crissis in California on Christmas?
Mary Christmas, ya filthy animaels! Posted by: Mary Clogenstien of Brattleboro Vermouth at December 25, 2025 09:20 AM (vFG9F) Posted by: r hennigantx at December 25, 2025 09:21 AM (gbOdA) 193
Easier and cheaper to install an explosive ankle monitor
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 25, 2025 09:23 AM (2GVsD) 194
Watched some Christmas commercials from the 90s, several of them were for 900 numbers for kids to "call Santa". Two bucks first minute, .45 for each additional minute. Some racket. There was even an urban RAP Santa Claus 900 number.
Posted by: Sucker Born Every Minute at December 25, 2025 09:23 AM (oftw2) 195
Merry Christmas, gray box friends!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 25, 2025 09:24 AM (qbLEp) 196
Easier and cheaper to install an explosive ankle monitor
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 25, 2025 09:23 AM (2GVsD) The classic neck explosive is both stylish and a good deterrent to others. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 25, 2025 09:25 AM (xMGre) 197
Glad the California rain is watering the Delta Smelt. Surely, it's not going into reservoirs for future lesbian firefighting.
Posted by: Priorities at December 25, 2025 09:26 AM (oftw2) 198
Merry Christmas, Horde.
Posted by: scampydog at December 25, 2025 09:27 AM (41CYW) 199
That gives me a great idea, I shall appoint a Chief Pilot who has never flown even a Cessna, let alone an airliner. What's important to our rank-and-file pilots, I'm sure, is that she's a lesbian.
Posted by: CEO, DEI Airlines, Inc. at December 25, 2025 09:28 AM (Y1sOo) 200
Eventually the Firepeople will be the ones who set fires to books
Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2025 09:29 AM (Ia/+0) 201
Well, the Dollah Store ain't open this morning, so I'm down to toaster leavin's and Sanka for breakfast.
Posted by: Poor, But Proud at December 25, 2025 09:30 AM (oftw2) 202
Art critique upstairs
ART NOOD Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2025 09:30 AM (Ia/+0) 203
I saw Future Lesbiab Firefighters open for the Crash Test Dummies at Lollapalooza in '93.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 25, 2025 09:31 AM (qbLEp) 204
Apparently it rained hard enough here last night the government saw fit to wake us up by cellphone alert. About 20 minutes after it stopped.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 25, 2025 09:31 AM (T2lRl) 205
NYC Cali ....the fruit of voting...badly ...anyway!!!
Merry Christmas!!! Posted by: qmark at December 25, 2025 09:32 AM (R91/8) 206
'Politico Frames European Christmas Celebrations as ‘Far-Right Spectacle’
That isn't a far right spectacle. A far right spectacle would be me celebrating while Politico HQ burned down with everyone inside. I hope they get the distinction some day. Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 25, 2025 09:41 AM (fd80v) Posted by: Inogame at December 25, 2025 09:44 AM (fLcJT) 208
I didn’t spend 22 years in the military to insist we become a pissant country like many here so badly want. But… why invade Venezuela when the government can be starved out? If we just keep plinking their drug runners and seizing oil tankers that violate sanctions…it’s cost effective and it will do the trick.
Besides, the Venezuelans need to run the regime out of town so that there can be no doubt that the people there thoroughly reject the current government. No propaganda against a yankee-installed government for the commies to use. Posted by: Cow Demon at December 25, 2025 09:50 AM (Wv0GD) 209
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'The single most competent person in the US who could be lured to become the NYC fire commissioner just happens to be an overweight lesbian. ' No one that little muzzie appoints will be anything but a political commissar. Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 25, 2025 09:52 AM (fd80v) 210
185 “Democracy is like riding the bus, once you get to your destination, you get off” is the way I heard it. Just the mechanism for seizing control. They clearly hate representative government.
Posted by: Common Tater at December 25, 2025 09:13 AM (0omqp) That’s a quote from President Erdogan in Turkey. Posted by: Cow Demon at December 25, 2025 09:54 AM (Wv0GD) 211
This is about us, isn't it?
Posted by: Overweight lesbian fire chiefs everywhere at December 25, 2025 09:57 AM (2Ez/1) 212
Bukele in El Salvador.
Posted by: Flakey Foont at December 25, 2025 10:52 AM (kvDvI) 213
“How the far right stole Christmas,” authored by Rome correspondent Hannah Roberts.
Politico Frames European Christmas Celebrations as ‘Far-Right Spectacle’
Translation: We have orgasms when Muslims slaughter Christians anytime anywhere and especially at Christmas markets! What is it that many have stated? "They don't kill us because we are Nazis, they call us Nazis so they can justify killing us." I think the same applies here. They don't cancel Christmas and New Year's celebrations because they are "far right spectacle", they call the celebrations "far right spectacle" so they can justify cancelling them. And they cancel them to appease their Muslim conquerers. Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 25, 2025 10:53 AM (P5BPp) 214
While Americans are ready to forget the Greatest Generation, in towns across Europe, they cherish the memory of the men who fought to save Europe in December 1944.
In Parts Of Europe, Many Still Remember America’s Greatness, Especially At Christmas People in parts of Europe remember because many of them lived it. Americans forget, because they didn't live it. Other than 09/11/2001 Islamic terrorist attacks, Americans have not experienced war personally on their doorsteps. So it's easy to forget something that no one has experienced. Always reminds me of this from "Lord of the Rings": "The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost, for none now live who remember it." As the older generations pass on, there are fewer and fewer people remaining who remember the past. Even worse is the fact that the left has used their Long March Through the Institutions to propagandize to the younger generations to make sure they don't learn about the past. Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 25, 2025 11:01 AM (P5BPp) 215
"Although she never served as a firefighter, she's confident that won't matter."
Mamdani Appoints NYC’s First Lesbian Fire Commissioner More DEI that will lead to death in NYC, just as it did in Los Angeles with their DEI appointees: Crowley’s status as the first LGBTQ fire chief appears at the top of her bio on the LAFD site. [. . .] Kristina Kepner, the first lesbian Assistant Chief and a graduate of the Harvard Kennedy School for Managing Diverse Organizations, was accused of a domestic violence incident involving her girlfriend. Kristine Larson, who has a degree in Sociology, headed ‘Equity on Fire’, an organization complaining that the LAFD was sexist and racist, was then rewarded with the title of the LAFD’s first lesbian Equity Bureau Chief with a $399,000 salary. Meanwhile, Jamie Brown became the LAFD’s first lesbian Training Commander. Crowley, Kepner, and Brown were all paramedics, not firefighters. Diversity mandates led to paramedics being referred to as ‘firefighters’ and being promoted to fire captains and battalion chiefs and then to the top echelons of the LAFD. Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 25, 2025 11:15 AM (P5BPp) 216
"Long-Suffering Venezuelan People" ???
Venezuela is the only Country in Human History to have voluntarily, freely and without pressure, guns or violence of any kind to vote communism into Office through free and fair elections. They haven't suffered nearly enough, AFAIC. But I do support violence against the Government. Violence against communists and communism is doing God's work. Posted by: YosemiteSatchmo at December 25, 2025 12:18 PM (NEFaB) 217
John Stossel: People criticize capitalism. As a recent Axios-Generation poll found, “College students prefer socialism to capitalism.” Why? Because they believe absurd myths: Like the claim that the Soviet Union “wasn’t real socialism.” Socialism guru Noam Chomsky tells students that.
Bless our billionaires — the wealth they create makes us ALL richer CHRISTMAS 2025 -------- At best billionaires are a mixed "blessing", but on average I think they are a net negative on society. Posted by: MAGA_Ken at December 25, 2025 12:40 PM (Vh9CX) 218
In the US, a manual transmission is a good theft deterrent, however not so much in other parts of the world where manuals are still common.
I also drive a hoopty as was mentioned earlier and am lucky enough to own a garage to park it at night. Posted by: Some stupid with a flaregun at December 25, 2025 12:55 PM (mx+cg) 219
When is the West going to do what is necessary for self-preservation?
Islam And The West: Time For A Divorce (who gets the kids and who pays the alimony? No it's time for Islam to be eradicated - jjs) Yep. Islam is incompatible with western civilization. With all civilization. The only place for anyone who wants to practice Islam is in a Muslim country. Until all non-Muslim nations wake up to that fact, Islam will continue to conquer western civilization. This is why I do not get excited about anything going on right now. All of it is simply managing the decline of western civilization, including the United States, unless all Muslims are deported from every non-Muslim nation. Unless/until that happens, nothing matters. Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 25, 2025 01:41 PM (P5BPp) 220
I'm having Spaghetti and Meatballs that I got from our Local Burean Church Pot Luck Christmas Eve Last Night
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at December 25, 2025 02:27 PM (FLiOE) 221
I'm actually going out for Chinese instead of cooking. We're calling it dinner "A Christmas Story" style.
Posted by: Dagny Taggart at December 25, 2025 02:40 PM (Ywa9B) Christmas Day Tech News 2025Top Story
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Posted by: m at December 25, 2025 04:00 AM (RuTUS) 2
Merry Christmas, Pixy!
Posted by: m at December 25, 2025 04:00 AM (RuTUS) 3
Merry Christmas everyone
Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2025 04:02 AM (Ia/+0) 4
Merry Christmas morning all!
Posted by: Pixy Misa at December 25, 2025 04:03 AM (BLOW1) 5
Good morning. Merry Christmas.
Posted by: Fluffy Nuggets, Jr. at December 25, 2025 04:05 AM (RGk3C) Posted by: m at December 25, 2025 04:06 AM (RuTUS) 7
Headed for Hawaii.
Posted by: m at December 25, 2025 04:06 AM (RuTUS) 8
Decided coffee would be better
Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2025 04:10 AM (Ia/+0) 9
I hope Santa was good to you, Pixy!
Posted by: m at December 25, 2025 04:11 AM (RuTUS) 10
Mornin'
and Merry Christmas! Yes, I'm at work in the wee hours of Christmas Morning. Bah Humbug!! (I need an early 1840s top hat). Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 25, 2025 04:13 AM (aKh6S) 11
Santa brought me 256GB of RAM at pre-apocalypse prices, so I'd say he was very good.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at December 25, 2025 04:13 AM (BLOW1) 12
˙ʎxıd 'sɐɯʇsıɹɥɔ ʎɹɹǝɯ
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 25, 2025 04:14 AM (dK+Kv) 13
Merry Christmas, late-nighters and other-time-zoners!
Posted by: mikeski at December 25, 2025 04:15 AM (nhCoE) 14
Mornin', all
Merry Christmas! Posted by: My Life is Insanity at December 25, 2025 04:15 AM (WE0m7) 15
12 ˙ʎxıd 'sɐɯʇsıɹɥɔ ʎɹɹǝɯ
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 25, 2025 04:14 AM (dK+Kv) hahahahaha Posted by: m at December 25, 2025 04:15 AM (RuTUS) Posted by: mikeski's pet bat at December 25, 2025 04:15 AM (nhCoE) 17
Nice bit of reindeer lore on the Christmas Eve Cafe, mikeski.
163 1. How many reindeer does Santa have? 2. Can you name them all? Posted by: Soothsayer Ten. Rudolph, Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, and Olive. Posted by: mikeski at December 24, 2025 08:44 PM (nhCoE) Posted by: m at December 25, 2025 04:17 AM (RuTUS) Posted by: m at December 25, 2025 04:20 AM (RuTUS) 19
Thank ya, m.
Posted by: mikeski at December 25, 2025 04:21 AM (nhCoE) 20
How come all the whiz kids missed NVIDIA Rising? What a Cinderella story.
Posted by: Fen at December 25, 2025 04:21 AM (2r5ZV) 21
Merry Christmas, Pixy.! This tech stuff is all a complete mystery to me, but I thanks you for letting me go one about other things, and I appreciate the help from everyone for questions on my phone.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 25, 2025 04:34 AM (7RYym) Posted by: FeatherBlade at December 25, 2025 04:35 AM (C0Nlv) 23
That is such a happy memory: Sitting with our son listening to the NORAD Santa reports
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 25, 2025 04:36 AM (7RYym) 24
How come all the whiz kids missed NVIDIA Rising? What a Cinderella story.
Posted by: Fen 22,600% is a pretty good 10-year return, innit? Posted by: mikeski at December 25, 2025 04:36 AM (nhCoE) 25
B.C.760 Therefore the Lord himself shall give you a sign;
Behold, a virgin shall conceive, and bear a son, and shall call his name Immanuuel. Posted by: Kingsman at December 25, 2025 04:39 AM (ehY6c) 26
Merry Christmas!
Anyone watch Salem Techsperts on You Tube? He's pretty entertaining. https://tinyurl.com/5drhnhjv I was able to use an 11" 2011 Macbook Air the other day to read and post on the blog. 2gb of RAM and running AntiX. It works pretty well and it's nicer to use than my iPad. Cost me $37 on Ebay. When I get past the holiday, I plan to start putting thermal paste on these and whatever upgrades I can. Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 25, 2025 04:41 AM (+mUZM) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 25, 2025 04:43 AM (7RYym) 28
g'mornin', 'rons Posted by: AltonJackson at December 25, 2025 04:44 AM (tljrc) 29
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 25, 2025 04:13 AM (aKh6S
Thanks for what you do to help keep us safer. I seem to recall you work for the Pentagon? Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 25, 2025 04:45 AM (7RYym) 30
Delurking to wish everyone a Merry Christmas from San Antonio Heights, nestled in the foothills of Mt. Baldy, the highest point in Los Angeles County (although we are in San Bernardino County, as it happens).
Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at December 25, 2025 04:46 AM (caMfM) 31
Merry Christmas to you, Mr. Criblecoblis, ( I like your nic ) and to all here..
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 25, 2025 04:50 AM (7RYym) 32
iphones and firefox, yep.
Have an iPhone because everything else is alphabet. Don't have firefox because Brave Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 25, 2025 04:50 AM (2ef5s) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 25, 2025 04:52 AM (7RYym) 34
20 How come all the whiz kids missed NVIDIA Rising? What a Cinderella story.
Posted by: Fen --- INTC has entered the chat. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 25, 2025 04:54 AM (2ef5s) 35
I had no idea that the actor Alistair Sim, the actor was actually Scottish. About his life:
https://tinyurl.com/3r8manu2 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 25, 2025 04:58 AM (7RYym) 36
Starting to ponder New Year's resolutions, and maybe de-potty-mouthing my speech. I had about 3 or 4 "f-words" in a sentence the other day and not a single one of them was needed. [The f-word was not Fluffy Nuggets.]
Posted by: m at December 25, 2025 04:59 AM (RuTUS) Posted by: m at December 25, 2025 05:02 AM (RuTUS) 38
Merry Christmas, morning people. It's good to see you. Pixy toooo.
Insomnia has it's benefits. --- Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 25, 2025 05:05 AM (2ef5s) 39
Thanks for the good thoughts, FenelonSpoke. I am happy you recognize where my nic comes from!
And speaking of Alistair Sim, let me refer you to a film, Inspector Hornleigh Goes to It," in which Sim has a hilarious comic turn playing a Scotsman. It's available on the Internet Archive. Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at December 25, 2025 05:05 AM (caMfM) 40
26 Merry Christmas!
Anyone watch Salem Techsperts on You Tube? He's pretty entertaining. https://tinyurl.com/5drhnhjv I was able to use an 11" 2011 Macbook Air the other day to read and post on the blog. 2gb of RAM and running AntiX. It works pretty well and it's nicer to use than my iPad. Cost me $37 on Ebay. When I get past the holiday, I plan to start putting thermal paste on these and whatever upgrades I can. Posted by: Notsothoreau --- Merry Christmas. On what are you going to paste and what are the things may I ask? Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 25, 2025 05:07 AM (2ef5s) Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 25, 2025 05:08 AM (Cjt/F) 42
Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at December 25, 2025 05:05 AM (caMfM)
Thanks; I'll have to look for that. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 25, 2025 05:08 AM (7RYym) 43
For all the shooting aficionados out there.
Border Patrol shoots down Cartel drone. https://tinyurl.com/3uxcbhuu Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 25, 2025 05:12 AM (2ef5s) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 25, 2025 05:14 AM (2ef5s) 45
Santa and the reindeer have arrived home.
Posted by: m at December 25, 2025 05:15 AM (RuTUS) 46
Thanks, Fen.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 25, 2025 05:17 AM (aKh6S) 47
Morning, Christmas Peeps
Posted by: fluffy at December 25, 2025 05:18 AM (AN2gy) Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 25, 2025 05:21 AM (u82oZ) 49
26 Anyone watch Salem Techsperts on You Tube? He's pretty entertaining.
https://tinyurl.com/5drhnhjv Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 25, 2025 04:41 AM (+mUZM) Above my level of techitude, but he seems very engaging: The $15 Solution to the DDR5 Price Crisis? Posted by: m at December 25, 2025 05:21 AM (RuTUS) 50
I want to wish the entire Horde, CoBs, Pixy Misa,
and ace (who gets up at the crack of noon) the most joyous Christmas possible. May it linger in your mind as a golden memory. Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 25, 2025 05:24 AM (u82oZ) Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 25, 2025 05:25 AM (u82oZ) 52
Mel and Kim are a hoot! Thanks for posting those vids!
Posted by: 5 miles to nowhere at December 25, 2025 05:26 AM (G+z4C) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 25, 2025 05:27 AM (rZCVI) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 25, 2025 05:28 AM (2ef5s) 55
Have Scotch eggs ready to bake
Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2025 05:34 AM (Ia/+0) 56
49 26 Anyone watch Salem Techsperts on You Tube? He's pretty entertaining.
https://tinyurl.com/5drhnhjv Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 25, 2025 04:41 AM (+mUZM) Above my level of techitude, but he seems very engaging: The $15 Solution to the DDR5 Price Crisis? Posted by: m I'll check that out. I just bought a motherboard that takes laptop memory because those adapters are reported to have problems with DDR5. Let's see how it worked for him... Posted by: Pixy Misa at December 25, 2025 05:38 AM (BLOW1) 57
And it works. You can download it and run it on your PDP-11 today.
Just make sure you leave the switch on the cabinet in the "More Magic" position. https://tinyurl.com/More-Magic Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 25, 2025 05:49 AM (O7YUW) 58
thanks for that Unix v4 link, Pixy!
"Those jokey cryptic filenames in cryptic folders are now enshrined as holy writ, and the people maintaining the systems have forgotten their origins." Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 25, 2025 05:49 AM (Cjt/F) 59
Mel & Kim videos: Hey, I recognize Mel from "Not the Nine O'Clock News"
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 25, 2025 05:52 AM (O7YUW) 60
back in the 80s I had under my care an old PDP-8 that had that switch. didn't know the story, never messed with it ... and yes, it was set to More Magic.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 25, 2025 05:53 AM (Cjt/F) 61
and so it begins...gotta start the repair project on my daughter's bath tub in theory, I should be done by lunch time (in theory) Posted by: AltonJackson at December 25, 2025 06:01 AM (tljrc) 62
59 Mel & Kim videos: Hey, I recognize Mel from "Not the Nine O'Clock News"
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant Mel & Kim were an 80s British pop duo - sisters, I think. (Second video.) The first video is Mel Smith and Kim Wilde, but they got it on Mel & Kim's YouTube channel. Posted by: Pixy Misa at December 25, 2025 06:02 AM (BLOW1) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 25, 2025 06:04 AM (8Cor4) 64
Merry Christmas, Horde!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 25, 2025 06:06 AM (ESVrU) 65
49 26 Anyone watch Salem Techsperts on You Tube? He's pretty entertaining.
https://tinyurl.com/5drhnhjv Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 25, 2025 04:41 AM (+mUZM) Above my level of techitude, but he seems very engaging: The $15 Solution to the DDR5 Price Crisis? Posted by: m Watched the video. He used SODIMM to DIMM adapters to put 128GB of laptop RAM in a desktop motherboard. And it worked. At 4400MHz rather than the rated 5600MHz, but it worked. Posted by: Pixy Misa at December 25, 2025 06:06 AM (BLOW1) 66
- Who would I be referring to if I said one of the greatest guitar players of all time, who is from down under but never got a dinner.
Or at least, never put up as a musical interlude, that I've seen anyway. And a very blessed Christmas to all!!! Posted by: TeeJ at December 25, 2025 06:15 AM (T08Hw) 67
Evening to those in far-flung time zones, morning to those of us closer to GMT/UTC/Zulu, and a Merry Christmas to all! The long-awaited day is finally here. May your sprogs enjoy what you've bought them! And the same for grown family members!
I got Miss Linda a wooden little jewelry box. She literally handed it to me when we visited a thrift store after T-giving, so buying it was a foregone conclusion. Also two 12-oz. bags of flavored coffee from the local grocery chain -- she likes the stuff with "praline" or other flavors, while I find them cloying after two sips, but okay. No doubt she will pick out some item of jewelry on the 'Net that I can order today or tomorrow. For me, I still might order that vintage pipe I like. Though that money would be better spent on a second pair of boots, perhaps from Tecovas. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 25, 2025 06:16 AM (wzUl9) 68
I read the datacenter article and was surprised it took them 6 paragraphs to get to their real objection - Trump liks datacenters so we must hate them.
Posted by: Wally at December 25, 2025 06:17 AM (XaT2C) 69
26 Merry Christmas!
Anyone watch Salem Techsperts on You Tube? He's pretty entertaining. https://tinyurl.com/5drhnhjv Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 25, 2025 04:41 AM (+mUZM) I watched that video the other day when it turned up on my YT recommendations. That was the same day Pixy mentioned using those adapters for laptop to desktop RAM. It seems they can work but you have to dial down the speed. And yeah, he was very entertaining about it. Linus did a similar video and he had to downclock the RAM, too. That seems to be the only drawback. Merry Christmas everybody! Hope yours is wonderful wherever you are. Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 25, 2025 06:17 AM (6ydKt) 70
"I'll be home for Christmas --
You can count on me -- Please have blow, and cameltoe, And big boobs just for me. . . ." Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 25, 2025 06:18 AM (wzUl9) 71
(Also to the tune of "I'll Be Home for Christmas": )
"I'll be stretching for Christmas, The chiro will handle me, My back will crack, And my neck will crack Between C2 and C3 . . ." Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 25, 2025 06:20 AM (wzUl9) 72
And my all-time classic for a hot climate, to the tune of "Winter Wonderland":
"Later on, we'll perspire -- ('Is that A/C? Turn it higher!') We drive and we grump O'er potholes and bumps, Sweating in a sticky swampy land!" Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 25, 2025 06:21 AM (wzUl9) 73
70 "I'll be home for Christmas --
You can count on me -- Please have blow. . . ." Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 25, 2025 06:18 AM (wzUl9) ... Pixy Misa ... (BLOW1) Posted by: m at December 25, 2025 06:24 AM (RuTUS) 74
Older computers usually need new thermal paste on the CPU. It keeps them from overheating. I have a 15" Macbook Pro that overheats. I haven't done this before so will be fun.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 25, 2025 06:26 AM (+mUZM) 75
... Pixy Misa ... (BLOW1)
Posted by: m at December 25, 2025 *** There's nothing like having one's priorities in order! Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 25, 2025 06:26 AM (wzUl9) 76
Thankfully, I’m out of the monitor market for now, because I’d be looking hard at those new Samsung displays.
But geez, 6K (3456p) is a lot of pixels to push. You’d need a 5090 to run games at native resolution and even that $3000 card would be huffing and wheezing trying to fill the screen. Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 25, 2025 06:27 AM (6ydKt) 77
- Worst thing on my phone?
For some reason, at some point in the past I became no longer able to play a couple of songs the trio recorded in a studio that are in my downloads file. Used to be I just went to downloads, tapped on em and they'd play. Now I get asked if I want to play em on Spotify or utube. Both say no permission. I figure it happened when I got the new phone and the files didn't transfer (because not signed in to giggle?) or on one of those things when samsung takes over your phone for a bit to upgrade software or whatever it is. Posted by: TeeJ at December 25, 2025 06:28 AM (T08Hw) 78
60 F., cloudy and foggy, no wind. I wish I'd gone to work out yesterday so that I could take off today, but, I made me cherces and I gots to live with 'em. We'll see how I feel and decide as I go if I want to have a longer session or a shorter.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 25, 2025 06:29 AM (wzUl9) 79
Later this morning Linda will make some waffles and eggs for brunch -- I mean homemade waffles. So my post-exercise breakfast will probably be something like a cup of coffee yogurt and some toast. And I have a new tobacco blend in try in one of my pipes -- "Old Joe Krantz Blue Label," it's called.
Somewhere in there I need to wrap her jewelry box gift. If I still have those little stick-on bows, I'll put them on the coffee; they will be tough to wrap even for me. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 25, 2025 06:34 AM (wzUl9) 80
Merry Christmas!
I am the only one up and quite pleased with that. Posted by: Accomack at December 25, 2025 06:34 AM (8jVAy) 81
Good morning yall, Merry Christmas! The stockings have been stuffed!
Posted by: fd at December 25, 2025 06:35 AM (vFG9F) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 25, 2025 06:41 AM (x0n13) 83
Santa’s got his houseshoes on and he’s having real eggnog.
Posted by: Eromero at December 25, 2025 06:42 AM (Slgjz) 84
@74/Notsothoreau: "Older computers usually need new thermal paste on the CPU. It keeps them from overheating. I have a 15" Macbook Pro that overheats. I haven't done this before so will be fun."
https://youtu.be/SDpvDi3rA8s That should get you started, though you might want to look up a disassembly video for your exact model and year of Macbook pro. Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 25, 2025 06:43 AM (O7YUW) 85
The guy at Salem Techsperts had to stop repairing computers. Dealing with the public was making him crazy and computers are so cheap most just buy a new one. So he is buying business class laptops, mostly Thinkpads, upgrading them and reselling them. I've enjoyed watching videos of him taking thing apart and troubleshooting. And the RAM did go over my head too. But folks in the comments said they used something similar in the 90s
Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 25, 2025 06:45 AM (+mUZM) 86
I always look up the disassembly videos before I buy an old laptop. Most of these old Macs were well cared for. Someone removed the hard drive on this one, then installed a different hard drive without the pins on the side to hold it in place. I'm going to fix that too. I've been watching videos on GPU issues. There is a fix but I'm hoping I don't run into that problem. I don't think the 2011s and 2012s had it.
I want to set one up with the correct version of the Mac OS and try that Open Core patch that lets you put the new unsupported OS on. Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 25, 2025 06:54 AM (+mUZM) 87
Now had breakfast could go back to bed.
2 large coffees haven't helped Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2025 06:55 AM (Ia/+0) 88
66 - Who would I be referring to if I said one of the greatest guitar players of all time, who is from down under but never got a dinner.
Or at least, never put up as a musical interlude, that I've seen anyway. And a very blessed Christmas to all!!! Posted by: TeeJ at December 25, 2025 06:15 AM (T08Hw) Dunno, TeeJ. Posted by: m at December 25, 2025 06:58 AM (RuTUS) 89
Jimmy Dean sausage is tasty but doesn’t render out much fat. Carolina Pride hot sausage is good, and renders mucho tasty fat for sausage gravy.
Posted by: Accomack at December 25, 2025 07:03 AM (/Chlc) 90
@86/Notsothoreau: Couldn't ask for a better mindset. May the repair and refurbish go extremely well for you!
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 25, 2025 07:18 AM (O7YUW) 91
74 Older computers usually need new thermal paste on the CPU. It keeps them from overheating. I have a 15" Macbook Pro that overheats. I haven't done this before so will be fun.
Posted by: Notsothoreau ---- One of the first things I did after buying my laptop in 2010 was to build a box for a ~4" cooling fan and power it with a wall transformer. It didn't go on the road but 90% of my usage was at home. If I traveled a lot I would have made a folding box. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 25, 2025 07:26 AM (2ef5s) 92
36 Starting to ponder New Year's resolutions, and maybe de-potty-mouthing my speech. I had about 3 or 4 "f-words" in a sentence the other day and not a single one of them was needed. [The f-word was not Fluffy Nuggets.]
Posted by: m at December 25, 2025 04:59 AM (RuTUS) Imagine the looks you'd get if it was. Posted by: Fluffy Nuggets, Jr. at December 25, 2025 07:43 AM (RGk3C) 93
92 36 Starting to ponder New Year's resolutions, and maybe de-potty-mouthing my speech. I had about 3 or 4 "f-words" in a sentence the other day and not a single one of them was needed. [The f-word was not Fluffy Nuggets.]
Posted by: m at December 25, 2025 04:59 AM (RuTUS) Imagine the looks you'd get if it was. Posted by: Fluffy Nuggets, Jr. at December 25, 2025 07:43 AM (RGk3C) I could maybe ... trade them out.... Posted by: m at December 25, 2025 07:58 AM (RuTUS) 94
MERRY CHRISTMAS MR. POTTER
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at December 25, 2025 04:18 PM (FLiOE) Christmas Eve Open Thread - December 24, 2025 [Nativity Adjacent Rex]![]() Good evening Horde. Fa la la la la. ![]() ![]() On behalf of the Ace Media Empire, the staff and management and contributors, Der Weihnachtsmann, The Grateful and myself, Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
The Innkeeper got a bad rep.
https://bit.ly/the-innkeeper Posted by: mindful webworker - let it shine, let it shine, let it shine at December 24, 2025 10:00 PM (uPdbI) 2
Good Christmas Eve good people.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 24, 2025 10:00 PM (cYBz/) 3
Meow
Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at December 24, 2025 10:00 PM (w3u3d) Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at December 24, 2025 10:01 PM (XSP3T) 5
I think SGT Schultz (John Banner) and COL Klink (Werner Klemperer) did a duet of Silent Night, auf Deutsch.
Going to look for it. Posted by: Tonypete at December 24, 2025 10:02 PM (cYBz/) 6
Merry Christmas Eve!
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 24, 2025 10:02 PM (rghSL) 7
Nyah!
Customers are so persistent and stupid. Calling over the PA saying registers close at 6pm, 5:52pm guy whining because all the cheap bicycles are sold out, and at 6:05 there is a guy with his two daughters in soft-lines getting clothes, and finally at 6:40pm a woman comes in the door and is shocked we are already closed. Posted by: Anna Puma at December 24, 2025 10:03 PM (2GVsD) Posted by: Arbalest at December 24, 2025 10:03 PM (FlRtG) 9
Good evening dear horde and Feliz Navidad Dino and all the Christian morons
If you're solo this holiday season, please check in. If you know someone that is solo, please check on them colin said he would be alone tonight for the first time nec is in a hotel room to take her sik doggeh to the vet Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 24, 2025 10:04 PM (WGeqj) 10
A very Merry Christmas Eve to all!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at December 24, 2025 10:04 PM (2WIwB) 11
Bracing myself for one final blast of Christmas music on the radio. Public Radio, lots of classical-style music, and I have to ask, just how many variations of "Silent Night" played on French horns can one man stand?
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at December 24, 2025 10:04 PM (A62KL) 12
Merry Christmas Eve Horde...may your Christmas be loving, peaceful and joyous...
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at December 24, 2025 10:04 PM (cCn4/) Posted by: Tonypete at December 24, 2025 10:04 PM (cYBz/) Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 24, 2025 10:05 PM (nWPIJ) 15
And not a creature was stirring
Not even the Moose Out Front Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 24, 2025 10:05 PM (nWPIJ) 16
Bracing myself for one final blast of Christmas music on the radio.
If you want something a little different, Mark Steyn always posts a one hour Lessons and Carols on Christmas Eve. Its up at steynonline.com. Im listening to it now. Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 24, 2025 10:05 PM (EXyHK) 17
Sorry I'm late, I had to replace one of the landing strip bulbs on the rooftop runway.
Posted by: tankdemon at December 24, 2025 10:06 PM (sjyPY) Posted by: Soothsayer at December 24, 2025 10:06 PM (yreN9) 19
Merry Christmas Eve to all.
One can never be solo when the Horde is at hand. Posted by: Winston AKA Pops at December 24, 2025 10:06 PM (jYat7) Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 24, 2025 10:07 PM (aKh6S) Posted by: Tonypete at December 24, 2025 10:07 PM (cYBz/) 22
Willowed...
You gonna dress him up for Christmas? Little hat? Sweater? Posted by: Soothsayer No way! Dude Cat still has all his claws, and they are *razor sharp* as in: you don't know you've been sliced until you notice all the blood... He's not "cuddly" although he is generally well-behaved. I don't push him. LOL! Posted by: JQ at December 24, 2025 10:07 PM (rdVOm) 23
Well, I'm solo tonight, with my red Solo cup.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 24, 2025 10:07 PM (S/Y4j) 24
Rex, here's a good Dino-Christmas meme I found today that I didn't have time to email a link to you.
https://bit.ly/trex-star Posted by: mindful webworker - jolly hollydaze at December 24, 2025 10:07 PM (uPdbI) 25
Luke is my favorite telling of the Christmas story.
And I still remember our family going to the come-and-go Christmas Eve prayer service at our church, and INSISTING that we pray for our astronauts who were up in space that night (I was all of 8 years old). My dad - a NASA engineer - was embarrassed, but I didn't care. I wanted to be sure that God was watching over them while they were so far away from home and their loved ones. Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at December 24, 2025 10:08 PM (XSP3T) 26
Is there nothing he can't do?
Annual Christmas Eve jazz concert canceled after Trump’s name installed on Kennedy Center Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 24, 2025 10:08 PM (L/fGl) 27
Please click on nic, posted a couple new Christmas images.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 24, 2025 10:08 PM (2GVsD) 28
Behold the father is his daughter's son, The bird that built the nest is hatch'd therein, The old of years an hour hath not outrun, Eternal life to live doth now begin, The word is dumb, the mirth of heaven doth weep, Might feeble is, and force doth faintly creep. O dying souls! behold your living spring! O dazzled eyes! behold your sun of grace! Dull ears attend what word this word doth bring! Up, heavy hearts, with joy your joy embrace! From death, from dark, from deafness, from despairs, This life, this light, this word, this joy repairs. - St. Robert Southwell Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 24, 2025 10:08 PM (tgvbd) 29
As mentioned in the other thread, if you’re handy, Costco has 500 ft rolls of 12/2 on sale for 250 dollars.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 24, 2025 10:09 PM (XV/Pl) 30
24 Rex, here's a good Dino-Christmas meme I found today
Posted by: mindful webworker - jolly hollydaze at December 24, 2025 10:07 PM *** Ha! We're a little skiddish with anything that looks like an approaching meteor. Posted by: TRex - duck and cover dino at December 24, 2025 10:09 PM (cCn4/) 31
Wishing you all a Merry Christmas.
Posted by: Joyenz at December 24, 2025 10:09 PM (2F0/Y) 32
King James Bible. So church and state OK?
Posted by: 80's music fan at December 24, 2025 10:09 PM (YlWIZ) 33
Sorry I'm late, I had to replace one of the landing strip bulbs on the rooftop runway.
Posted by: tankdemon ********* Best.Excuse.Ever. Merry Merry my very creative friend! Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at December 24, 2025 10:09 PM (cCn4/) 34
Our Midnight Mass starts at 5pm.
I fondly remember midnight Mass when I was very young. They stopped doing it at some point, I dont remember why. I remember a retired priest performed that Mass, so it may be that he died and was the only one willing to. (Our parish priest was shared among several communities.) My current church does a midnight Mass (and at midnight) and will be singing carols before Mass. Always nice. Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 24, 2025 10:10 PM (EXyHK) 35
My new favorite version of We Three Kings. The fiddle and dobro are very fine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XO7Hs6nzAuE Posted by: huerfano at December 24, 2025 10:10 PM (98kQX) 36
Rex, here's a good Dino-Christmas meme I found today that I didn't have time to email a link to you.
https://bit.ly/trex-star Posted by: mindful webworker - jolly hollydaze at December 24, 2025 10:07 PM (uPdbI) That's cruel, man. Just plain cruel. Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at December 24, 2025 10:10 PM (A62KL) 37
had to replace one of the landing strip bulbs on the rooftop runway.
Posted by: tankdemon Heh. Good one. Wouldn't want the fat man missing the runway. Posted by: mindful webworker - incandescent, halogen, or LED? at December 24, 2025 10:10 PM (uPdbI) 38
Thank you, Dino. Merry Christmas to you and Grateful.
Posted by: tankdemon at December 24, 2025 10:10 PM (sjyPY) 39
Is there nothing he can't do?
Annual Christmas Eve jazz concert canceled after Trump’s name installed on Kennedy Center Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! Should put his name on Congress, the SCROTUS bldg and all lessor courts. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 24, 2025 10:11 PM (/lPRQ) 40
I'm solo tonight, with my good friend Dewars.
Tomorrow is lamb shops, a nice Cabernet and some NFL. Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at December 24, 2025 10:11 PM (MNCvZ) 41
King James was a pimp.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 24, 2025 10:12 PM (nWPIJ) 42
Calling over the PA saying registers close at 6pm, 5:52pm guy whining because all the cheap bicycles are sold out, and at 6:05 t
"This isn't a basketball game. We aren't playing 'til the final buzzer. Get out!" Posted by: Last Night's Comedy Piece at December 24, 2025 10:12 PM (gCsmq) 43
>>> Sorry I'm late, I had to replace one of the landing strip bulbs on the rooftop runway.
Posted by: tankdemon ********* Best.Excuse.Ever. Merry Merry my very creative friend! Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at December 24, 2025 10:09 PM (cCn4/) When lights fail you can always try the Die Hard 2 method. It's FAA compliant if you're a certified action hero. Posted by: banana Dream at December 24, 2025 10:12 PM (3uBP9) 44
Good evening Horde. Fa la la la la.
------------ Shawn Farash @Shawn_Farash TRUMP SINGS: "TIS THE SEASON TO DEPORT 'EM" https://is.gd/LnXCuk 'Tis the season to deport 'em, FLLLLLLLL We love ICE and we support 'em, FLLLLLLLL Send 'em on one-way vacations, FLLLLLLLL Ramp up those mass deportations, FLLLLLLLL We've deported millions so far, FLLLLLLLL Next we'll deport Ilhan Omar, FLLLLLLLL Look at how those thugs are acting, FLLLLLLLL Let's send those bad hombres packing, FLLLLLLLL Posted by: ShainS -- A DEI Kakistocracy, If You Can Keep It at December 24, 2025 10:13 PM (LgsNJ) 45
Please click on nic, posted a couple new Christmas images.
Posted by: Anna Puma OOooo, she's cute. Isn't that the gal Oregon Muse regularly featured in his fashion posts? Posted by: mindful webworker - I miss the chess puzzles at December 24, 2025 10:13 PM (uPdbI) 46
Merry Christmas to all the Horde from me, Her Majesty and all the Hounds of Soyara. (Diana, Dot, Dutchess, Val, Rosalind, Dan, Sonny, Puff, Ruth, Finn and The Big Dummy) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 24, 2025 10:13 PM (tgvbd) 47
My dad - a NASA engineer - was embarrassed, but I didn't care. I wanted to be sure that God was watching over them while they were so far away from home and their loved ones.
So did they. Or some of them did. I read Robert Zimmermans Apollo 8 a few weeks ago. That was the Christmas flight around the moon. Most if not all of the families were churchgoers and integrated prayer into their hopes for the safe return of their fathers/husbands. That was also the famous flight where the astronauts read from Genesis. Well worth a read. Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 24, 2025 10:13 PM (EXyHK) 48
Luminaria is a Christmas Eve tradition in some places. Any among the Horde put out liminaria?
---------- Liminaria has nearly gone extinct since penicillin was discovered. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 24, 2025 10:13 PM (nWPIJ) 49
Merry Christmas from the Koch family to yours:
https://tinyurl.com/NightBeforeXmas AdventCalendar Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at December 24, 2025 10:13 PM (XSP3T) 50
Merry Christmas, All!
Posted by: Bulg at December 24, 2025 10:14 PM (77rzZ) Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 24, 2025 10:14 PM (LNeRu) 52
Is now Best Christmas Wishings for All Noble Peoples of partner village of MuNu
From the Grandfathers, the Grandmothers, and the Youngs We are now drink the October wine, for this is time of Happy and Celebrationings Posted by: Official Novdu Informations at December 24, 2025 10:14 PM (f/3mU) 53
They say you're never really gone if someone remembers you. Merry Christmas to our not-forgotten friends in 2025: Vic, Jim (SND), Deplorable Jay, Ciampino, WitchDoktor... Posted by: Soothsayer at December 24, 2025 10:15 PM (yreN9) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 24, 2025 10:15 PM (pkeXY) 55
Happy happy Joy Joy!
A very very merry merry Christmas to you! And mele kalikimaka to all morons! Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 24, 2025 10:15 PM (EXyHK) 56
I saw a comic from the tundracomics YouTube channel explaining why Santa had to change from huskies to reindeer:
https://youtu.be/mKScvzJ7CkE?t=377 There are a lot of funny ones here. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 24, 2025 10:15 PM (S/Y4j) 57
Best.Excuse.Ever.
Merry Merry my very creative friend! Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at December 24, 2025 10:09 PM (cCn4/) Thank you. Merry Christmas. Posted by: tankdemon at December 24, 2025 10:16 PM (sjyPY) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 24, 2025 10:16 PM (tgvbd) 59
Not the same as Oregon Muse, Tensor generated her from my prompt.
To all of the Horse who have graduated to the Choir Triumphant, slainte! Posted by: Anna Puma at December 24, 2025 10:16 PM (2GVsD) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 24, 2025 10:17 PM (pkeXY) 61
23 Well, I'm solo tonight, with my red Solo cup.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 24, 2025 10:07 PM (S/Y4j) --------- Shoot Greedo first and it will be official. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 24, 2025 10:17 PM (nWPIJ) 62
And Santa, I'd like a bunch of German bearer bonds for Christmas.
Posted by: Hans Gruber, Jr. at December 24, 2025 10:17 PM (XaT2C) 63
They say you're never really gone if someone remembers you.
Merry Christmas to our not-forgotten friends in 2025: Vic, Jim (SND), Deplorable Jay, Ciampino, WitchDoktor... Posted by: Soothsayer Amen. Posted by: rickb223 at December 24, 2025 10:18 PM (c115l) 64
When lights fail you can always try the Die Hard 2 method. It's FAA compliant if you're a certified action hero.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 24, 2025 10:12 PM (3uBP9) Then you have to replace the shingles in the new year. Not really in the budget. Posted by: tankdemon at December 24, 2025 10:18 PM (sjyPY) Posted by: Anna Puma at December 24, 2025 10:18 PM (2GVsD) 66
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Is it Kwanzaa yet? Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 24, 2025 10:16 PM (tgvbd) -------- Not until you've beat the living shit out of your pregnant girlfriend and jacked a liquor store. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 24, 2025 10:18 PM (nWPIJ) 67
Apollo 8 also gave us the seminal Earthrise photo. Taken by Bill Anders. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 24, 2025 10:18 PM (w6EFb) 68
When lights fail you can always try the Die Hard 2 method. It's FAA compliant if you're a certified action hero.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 24, 2025 10:12 PM (3uBP9) Saw a meme sayin Die Hard was NOT a Christmas movie... since it was Alan Rickman chasing a guy through a building, it was a Harry Potter movie... But... that means its also Alan Rickman getting killed by the protagonist, thus Quigley down Under... And Alan Rickman chasing a guy at Christmas? Costner's Robin Hood? and call off Christmas! Posted by: Romeo13 at December 24, 2025 10:19 PM (mP0Kj) 69
Horse? Horde. Geez
I dont know. I thought To all of the Horse had a nice ring to it. Especially ending in Slainte. Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 24, 2025 10:19 PM (EXyHK) 70
Good Christmas Eve, Doof, and ONT Horde!
Woot! I just got an antique farm radio to play for the first time in probably 70 years or more. It has a nasty hum, because my cobbled-together "A" supply is not filtered well enough, but I heard two stations with just 2 feet of wire for an antenna. So I know the tubes are good, and I didn't make a major screw-up with the wiring. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 24, 2025 10:19 PM (npFr7) 71
Heh. He said seminal. Heh heh.
Posted by: Beavis at December 24, 2025 10:20 PM (nWPIJ) 72
Apollo 8 also gave us the seminal Earthrise photo. Taken by Bill Anders.
Still probably the most-used photo of the Earth. Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 24, 2025 10:20 PM (EXyHK) 73
When I was a kid somehow the line "that went out a decree from Caesar Augustus" really impressed upon me. Wow, this Caesar Augustus dude is a really big deal. Decreein' the whole world do stuff. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 24, 2025 10:20 PM (w6EFb) 74
53 They say you're never really gone if someone remembers you. Merry Christmas to our not-forgotten friends in 2025
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 24, 2025 10:15 PM *** Stay tuned. A proper 2025 remembrance post is planned. Posted by: TRex - lookback dino at December 24, 2025 10:20 PM (cCn4/) 75
Once more, one more link to Home Stallone II by Skybrows
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WZ1Fe1rsug Posted by: Anna Puma at December 24, 2025 10:20 PM (2GVsD) 76
Is it Kwanzaa yet?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 24, 2025 10:16 PM (tgvbd) Amazing how fake bullshit sells. At least when P.T. Barnum charged you a dime to see "The Great Egress," there was an actual exit. Posted by: RickZ, Club ONT VIP at December 24, 2025 10:21 PM (gKDq2) 77
Wow, this Caesar Augustus dude is a really big deal.
He was a big deal. Thats why only Brian Blessed could play him. Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 24, 2025 10:21 PM (EXyHK) 78
I’m having the traditional Christmas Eve night cap of Bourbon and Sour Patch Gummies and watching 80s synth pop videos.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 24, 2025 10:21 PM (XV/Pl) 79
Wow, this Caesar Augustus dude is a really big deal. Decreein' the whole world do stuff. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 24, 2025 10:20 PM (w6EFb) _____________ Clean up your room, you little bastard. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 24, 2025 10:22 PM (tgvbd) 80
Bill Anders photo is usually displayed incorrectly; it must be rotated until the Lunar surface is on the right side of the photo.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 24, 2025 10:23 PM (2GVsD) 81
You say luminarias, I say farolitos. It's a big deal in New Mexico.
Posted by: huerfano at December 24, 2025 10:23 PM (98kQX) 82
Well, I'm solo tonight, with my red Solo cup.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf Mista, they a lot o' them over here All them folding chairs I put out is full Posted by: Beloved 101 year old Custodian at December 24, 2025 10:23 PM (f/3mU) Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 24, 2025 10:24 PM (XV/Pl) 84
"They say you're never really gone if someone remembers you.
Don't I know it! https://tinyurl.com/yfkmk248 Posted by: Ea-nasir at December 24, 2025 10:24 PM (A62KL) 85
Evening Horde. Hubby and I are home and our sweet Lily Beagle is in the hospital in Bozeman after surgery. Two masses removed, one from her chest and the other was on her spleen so the spleen was removed. She will be in the hospital til Friday afternoon so we opted to come home since there’s nothing we can do for her. We will attend 11am Mass and take the day off after today’s adventure and spend the rest of the day in our pajamas. Sure is quiet around here without her. Merry Christmas Horde
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at December 24, 2025 10:24 PM (2NHgQ) 86
https://youtube.com/shorts/BZ5lz23P7Ws?si=2jxiNmZ4zEKBsHdH
Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at December 24, 2025 10:24 PM (jrgJz) 87
youtu.be/p9Z-4H39BCM
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 24, 2025 10:24 PM (aKh6S) 88
There's a cute 20 minute Christmas film on Youtube called The Christmas Bus. It takes place on a cross-town bus in Denver in 1972. A GM New Look "Fishbowl" bus is why I tuned in, but the story is cute, the interplay of passengers getting on and off the bus. Has a young sailor who just married a young wife at City Hall. That couple would be around 75 today.
Posted by: Penguin Liberation Front at December 24, 2025 10:25 PM (oftw2) 89
T Rex
For the Hobby Thread may want to look at this guy's channel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylZ5KPDpvBk Posted by: Anna Puma at December 24, 2025 10:25 PM (2GVsD) 90
Bill Anders photo is usually displayed incorrectly; it must be rotated until the Lunar surface is on the right side of the photo.
Zimmerman captioned the photo (correctly displayed) with the note: If you turn the book sideways so that the moons horizon is on the bottom, the picture will probably then look familiar, as this is how every publisher since 1968 has presented it. At Bill Anderss home, however, it is framed with the moons horizon on the right. Thats how I took it, he says. To Anders, floating in zero gravity, the earth wasnt rising from behind an horizon line (which is how a human living on a planets surface would perceive it). Instead, floating in a space capsule seventy miles above the moon, Anders saw himself circling the moons equator. The lunar horizon therefore appeared vertical to him, and the earth moved right to left as it came out from behind the moon. Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 24, 2025 10:26 PM (EXyHK) 91
Wow, this Caesar Augustus dude is a really big deal. Decreein' the whole world do stuff.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley I decreed MORE, fat! I think Jill, don't look at me like that Posted by: Joey B. at December 24, 2025 10:26 PM (f/3mU) 92
Merry Christmas to our not-forgotten friends in 2025: Vic, Jim (SND), Deplorable Jay, Ciampino, WitchDoktor...
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 24, 2025 10:15 PM (yreN9) Yes! Thank you for the reminder. I am alone tonight, be with the Horde in spirit. Speaking of spirits, it's rum time at Peon Manor! Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 24, 2025 10:26 PM (npFr7) 93
Oh, Lord... just got a text from BIL. Heh. He's nuts, and not in the good way. I hate his drama.
The story is a real head-scratcher and is still unfolding. smh. Posted by: JQ at December 24, 2025 10:26 PM (rdVOm) 94
Hey TRex! Any room for a last-minute addition to the outside Christmas decorations?
https://shorturl.at/r2hAQ Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 24, 2025 10:26 PM (ULPxl) 95
that reminds me... T-Rex, an idea for a hobby thread for you: Military Surplus stuff. You know, like those steel Ammo boxes, etc. I don't have any mil-surplus stuff, but maybe the morons do. Posted by: Soothsayer at December 24, 2025 10:28 PM (yreN9) 96
"They say you're never really gone if someone remembers you.
Don't I know it! https://tinyurl.com/yfkmk248 Posted by: Ea-nasir Works for us We basically own Iraq Posted by: The descdants of Ea-Nasir's lawyer at December 24, 2025 10:28 PM (f/3mU) 97
I'm watching The Family Man with Nic Cage.
Posted by: Opinion fact at December 24, 2025 10:29 PM (KDPiq) 98
89 T Rex
For the Hobby Thread may want to look at this guy's channel: Posted by: Anna Puma at December 24, 2025 10:25 PM *** Thank you! Posted by: TRex - milk and cookies dino at December 24, 2025 10:29 PM (cCn4/) 99
FUN FACT: General Zeitgeist was captured by the Russians at Prokhorovka.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 24, 2025 10:29 PM (nWPIJ) 100
Not the same as Oregon Muse, Tensor generated her from my prompt.…
Posted by: Anna Puma Of course. I was joking. Looks a lot like her, though.😉 Posted by: mindful webworker - did Tensor read Muse posts? at December 24, 2025 10:30 PM (uPdbI) 101
So I and girldog are enjoying a peaceful quiet Eve.
I am very blessed that I made it through a year cancer free. My heart is praying (for what it's worth) for my wonderful Horde friends going through tough times. I love you all, with all my heart! I'd like to say thanx so much to our stand-in CoBs❣❣ My prayers so much for TiFW, pookiesgirl, and all Morons having struggles today. Please try and give it your all, and Merry Christmas. "May the peace of Christ calm every storm in your heart.” Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 24, 2025 10:30 PM (LNeRu) 102
You say luminarias, I say farolitos. It's a big deal in New Mexico.
Posted by: huerfano at December 24, 2025 10:23 PM (98kQX) ===== There's about 10 taquerias in the Mission called El Faro Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 24, 2025 10:30 PM (A0sqA) 103
There's been a lot of high pressure lately at Jones Farm Station. Every time I check it's been around 30.25 or so. Warmer than here, too, as we've been getting a sea breeze and the ocean/sound is not exactly warm now.
Posted by: Weather Or Not at December 24, 2025 10:30 PM (oftw2) 104
I don’t think Kwanza is a thing anymore.
At least not in the general zeitgeist. Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 24, 2025 10:24 PM (XV/Pl) Raimondo was quacking about it the other night. But he is more of a poltergeist. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 24, 2025 10:30 PM (npFr7) 105
25 Luke is my favorite telling of the Christmas story.” Luke is marvelous. When you read it closely it is obvious that Luke, like a good reporter, interviewed Mary late in her life, as his Gospel is the only one that contains a lot of information that only Mary could have personally known. (Such as the Magnificat and most of the Nativity details) Luke’s Gospel could almost be subtitled “Mary’s Story.” Posted by: Tom Servo at December 24, 2025 10:31 PM (7JH4o) 106
94 Hey TRex! Any room for a last-minute addition to the outside Christmas decorations?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 24, 2025 10:26 PM *** Outstanding. Thank you! Added to the content inventory for next year. Posted by: TRex - inflatable dino at December 24, 2025 10:31 PM (cCn4/) 107
JAXA's moon orbiter took some spectacular "Earthrise" videos as well back in 2008. First, whipping around the lunar south pole, which makes the earth's south pole be on top: https://is.gd/XxQgkB And a few months later, from the lunar north pole, with earth thus "right side up": https://is.gd/evJbXE The narration there is pretty annoying to me somehow. Among many other things, that Kaguya probe mapped out the Moon's lumpy, non-spherical gravitational field to high resolution. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 24, 2025 10:31 PM (w6EFb) Posted by: Anna Puma at December 24, 2025 10:31 PM (2GVsD) Posted by: Soothsayer at December 24, 2025 10:31 PM (yreN9) Posted by: The descdent of Ancestors, unaborted at December 24, 2025 10:32 PM (f/3mU) 111
The story is a real head-scratcher and is still unfolding. smh.
Posted by: JQ at December 24, 2025 10:26 PM (rdVOm) ===== The last report I read was he was stuck on a road trip and was calling you for a rescue. Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 24, 2025 10:33 PM (A0sqA) 112
Lots of luminaries in Scottsdale too, as I recall.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 24, 2025 10:33 PM (7JH4o) 113
I don't have any mil-surplus stuff, but maybe the morons do.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 24, 2025 10:28 PM (yreN9) You could do a Hobby Thread on mil-surp gubs alone. Or vehicles alone. I have examples of both. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 24, 2025 10:33 PM (npFr7) 114
Luminaria is a Christmas Eve tradition in some places. Any among the Horde put out liminaria?
ME🥰 Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 24, 2025 10:33 PM (LNeRu) 115
Where is Mark in that Venn diagram, totally off the page?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 24, 2025 10:33 PM (ULPxl) 116
Note the phases of the earth as seen from the Moon are 180 degrees out of phase. When it's a full Moon, it's a "new Earth" and vice versa. To get a full Earthrise like that, it has to be during a new Moon, with the Sun right behind the camera looking at Erf. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 24, 2025 10:34 PM (w6EFb) 117
All of you commenters are a gift that keeps giving. Well, except for trolls, lol. Thank all ya'll, Ace and all the COBs who keep this wonderful place going. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all. Posted by: four seasons at December 24, 2025 10:34 PM (3ek7K) 118
My ex-wife and I put out luminaria a couple of times when we lived in Virginia. Most of our neighborhood did, as well. It was. Pretty and pleasing to see streets and driveways outlined in candlelight. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at December 24, 2025 10:34 PM (xG4kz) 119
101 My prayers so much for TiFW, pookiesgirl, and all Morons having struggles today. Please try and give it your all, and Merry Christmas.
"May the peace of Christ calm every storm in your heart.” Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 24, 2025 10:30 PM *** Amen. Well said. Posted by: TRex - little drummer dino at December 24, 2025 10:34 PM (cCn4/) 120
I have it on good authority that Ted Cruz is the Zodiac killer, and his old man shot Kennedy.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 24, 2025 10:34 PM (BI5O2) 121
Thinking about people alone at Christmas, it would be nice if you check on your neighbors who are alone, just to let them know you are there if they need you.
I don't do it, misanthropic nonhumanitarian as I am. But nice if you do. I really should start an NGO to fund it and pay myself a salary. Just kidding. God bless us, everyone. The Savior is born! Posted by: LGBTQ+POC, ANTI RACIST HERO at December 24, 2025 10:34 PM (W4R97) 122
Where is Mark in that Venn diagram, totally off the page?
Im assuming hes the lower-right circle that is unattributed. A meme isnt a true meme unless it has a serious error somewhere. Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 24, 2025 10:35 PM (EXyHK) 123
I don’t think Kwanza is a thing anymore.
At least not in the general zeitgeist. Posted by: Thomas Bender Kwaanza people People who understand the term "Zeitgeist" A Venn diagram even Kummala could draw Posted by: Bishop Ralph of Shrewsbury at December 24, 2025 10:35 PM (f/3mU) 124
Rex
For the Hobby Thread may want to look at this guy's channel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylZ5KPDpvBk Posted by: Anna Puma at December 24, 2025 10:25 PM (2GVsD) I love these advanced models have you put together multiple parts that will never be seen once the model is complete. It's more than just having something to display. Posted by: Opinion fact at December 24, 2025 10:35 PM (KDPiq) 125
>> There's been a lot of high pressure lately at Jones Farm Station.
Dec. is a very volatile pressure month (all of winter usually is). Put that in monthly mode and look at the graph of the pressure there. Still haven't beat Dec of 2024. And GSP set a daily high record for Dec. 24th of 75F, beating the old record in 1961 of 71F. Christmas Day record is 78F, set in 1955. It will get close to that. Of course, I beat all that locally at 79F today. We'll see what it does tomorrow. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 24, 2025 10:36 PM (w6EFb) 126
I have it on good authority that Ted Cruz is the Zodiac killer, and his old man shot Kennedy.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice Nobody will have what he's having Posted by: Liability aware bartender at December 24, 2025 10:37 PM (f/3mU) 127
95 T-Rex, an idea for a hobby thread for you:
Military Surplus stuff. You know, like those steel Ammo boxes, etc. Posted by: Soothsayer at December 24, 2025 10:28 PM *** Could be fun. Thanks for the suggestion. Posted by: TRex - surplus destroyer dino at December 24, 2025 10:38 PM (cCn4/) 128
The only good thing to come out of Kwanzaa was Kwanza-bot on Futurama.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 24, 2025 10:38 PM (7JH4o) 129
The Japanese company Zoukei Mura wants to give the model builder the same experience as if building the real plane.
Their 1/32 He 219 Uhu has 63 parts for each engine. There are wing spars. The mechanic's jump seat in the aft fuselage is included, though the chances are maybe 1% anyone will ever see it or the wooden floor back there. Posted by: Anna Puma at December 24, 2025 10:39 PM (2GVsD) 130
115 Where is Mark in that Venn diagram, totally off the page?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 24, 2025 10:33 PM *** Mark has no nativity story. Posted by: TRex - venn diagram dino at December 24, 2025 10:40 PM (cCn4/) 131
A slightly modified Christmas tune for all of you:
https://shorturl.at/tpS2m Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 24, 2025 10:40 PM (ULPxl) 132
See, and that's the problem. I know many of my neighbors, through my family, particularly my wife and her church friends.
But, that means I don't know people alone on Christmas. Everyone knows someone and goes somewhere. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 24, 2025 10:40 PM (BI5O2) 133
I'll be by myself on Christmas by choice. Advantage of growing up as an only child with no relatives within a thousand miles. Being alone has never bothered me even though I like to socialize.
Posted by: Opinion fact at December 24, 2025 10:41 PM (KDPiq) 134
Luminaria is a Christmas Eve tradition in some places. Any among the Horde put out liminaria?
ME🥰 Posted by: COMountainMarie Now see? We CAN have nice things! Posted by: banned commenter Imklos at December 24, 2025 10:41 PM (f/3mU) 135
"No one knows when or where Jesus was born, but we can be reasonably certain the event did not take place — as millions today assume — in a wooden stable in Bethlehem on December 25, A.D. 1. "🙂
This Fellow Jesus, Louis Cassels, 1973 — a great small book by a one-time religion editor for UPI. My well-thumbed copy is much yellowed and falling apart, front cover missing. I greatly appreciated his simple reportage of what is known about Jesus. I see a good-condition copy on ebay for (gulp) $75. I think I'll just do my best to keep my copy together as long and best as I can. Posted by: mindful webworker - did Tensor read Muse posts? at December 24, 2025 10:41 PM (uPdbI) 136
Reminder: The Ace of Spades Blog is like Waffle House.
= You should stick around for the 2am brawls? Posted by: Methos at December 24, 2025 10:41 PM (vSvIl) 137
>>> 135 "No one knows when or where Jesus was born, but we can be reasonably certain the event did not take place — as millions today assume — in a wooden stable in Bethlehem on December 25, A.D. 1. "
== Posted by: mindful webworker - did Tensor read Muse posts? at December 24, 2025 10:41 PM (uPdbI) Correct, Jesus was born in a plastic stable! Posted by: Snopes at December 24, 2025 10:42 PM (ULPxl) 138
Where is Mark in that Venn diagram, totally off the page?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 24, 2025 10:33 PM (ULPxl) His Gospel should be added, immediately. Posted by: Methos at December 24, 2025 10:43 PM (vSvIl) 139
Mark has no nativity story.
Posted by: TRex - venn diagram dino at December 24, 2025 10:40 PM (cCn4/) --------- Also, the earliest versions of Mark end at the discovery of the empty tomb. There are no post-crucifixion appearances of Jesus. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 24, 2025 10:44 PM (nWPIJ) 140
Reminder: The Ace of Spades Blog is like Waffle House.
It ain't Big City boys on their Vespas got no idea Posted by: Darleen, Marleen, and Charleen, smothered and covered at December 24, 2025 10:44 PM (f/3mU) 141
The last report I read was he was stuck on a road trip and was calling you for a rescue.
Posted by: San Franpsycho ----------- He was 150 miles further away than he originally said-- too far for me to help in-person. Said he'd disconnect the trailer & drive into town for a spare tire. Uhhh... he needed the *whole wheel/tire assembly* as it had come off! Said he would fix it and continue from ~Twin Falls to Tucson. That was 2 weeks ago. Oh, it gets Posted by: JQ at December 24, 2025 10:44 PM (rdVOm) 142
Cubans held all the good jobs at the Texas School Book Suppository and Ted Cruz Dad was filmed adjacent to The Grassy knoll. These facts are no longer in dispute.
Posted by: The Eyes of Nostrildamus at December 24, 2025 10:44 PM (oftw2) 143
T-Rex, thanks for keeping the lights on.
Watching It's a Wonderful Life for the hundredth time and it continues to amaze and entertain. It rolls from comedy to pathos and back again. Posted by: Joemarine at December 24, 2025 10:45 PM (y171U) 144
Merry Christmas, Horde. Thanks for letting me in the room.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 24, 2025 10:45 PM (CHHv1) 145
Jesus was born in Adasababa.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 24, 2025 10:45 PM (XV/Pl) 146
Y’all- my middle child walked through my front door. I am still crying.
Posted by: Piper at December 24, 2025 10:45 PM (p4NUW) 147
Merry Christmas to all!
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 24, 2025 10:46 PM (5Ne9C) 148
146 Y’all- my middle child walked through my front door. I am still crying.
Posted by: Piper at December 24, 2025 10:45 PM (p4NUW) -------- Nice. Merry Christmas. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 24, 2025 10:46 PM (nWPIJ) Posted by: Anna Puma at December 24, 2025 10:47 PM (2GVsD) 150
Christ was born on October 1 or 2, 7 BC. That's a fact. Herod died 4 BC.
Posted by: Timeline of History at December 24, 2025 10:47 PM (oftw2) 151
Y’all- my middle child walked through my front door. I am still crying.
Posted by: Piper Was it open? Posted by: Context required at December 24, 2025 10:47 PM (f/3mU) 152
149 Piper
Walked through or walked into the front door? Posted by: Anna Puma at December 24, 2025 10:47 She open my door and walked through. She is here. I had no idea. J flew her in without telling me. I can’t believe it. Posted by: Piper at December 24, 2025 10:48 PM (p4NUW) 153
I saw the reputed location of the birth of Jesus in the Church of the Nativity in Bethlehem a while back.
It was in the basement ant it looked like a fireplace. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 24, 2025 10:48 PM (nWPIJ) 154
Ah, Soup has somebody new to spoil him.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 24, 2025 10:49 PM (2GVsD) 155
I am new to Boise, but the weather is definitely not normal, according to my friends at work. Bogus Basin is still mostly dormant. Not even cold enough to make snow. Been plenty wet, lots of rain over the last couple of weeks. Today was 60, with some rain.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Stay Fresh, Cheese Bags at December 24, 2025 10:49 PM (0aYVJ) Posted by: Piper at December 24, 2025 10:49 PM (p4NUW) 157
Y’all- my middle child walked through my front door. I am still crying.
Posted by: Piper at December 24, 2025 10:45 PM (p4NUW) ==== Nice. Have you performed a hunger and nutrition assessment? Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 24, 2025 10:50 PM (A0sqA) 158
150: There were more than one Herod.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 24, 2025 10:50 PM (aKh6S) 159
We did Christmas different this year. We live four blocks from our son, daughter-in-law and four grandchildren, ages 3 to 11. They all came here today and we cooked them a huge brunch, opened presents and had a great time. We have a very long hall in the middle of our house and the grandkids bring their roller skates and skate most of the time they're here. This worked out because we wanted them all to enjoy Christmas day, staying in their pjs all day, not having to cook a big meal tomorrow. Hubby and I actually enjoy Christmas Eve more than the big day. Tomorrow they can enjoy their day without having to have the stress of cooking a huge meal. We sent them home with lots of already prepared food. Enjoy your day and do whatever makes you happy, even if doesn't conform to the norm that people expect. We watched/listened to beautiful music and it was great. Posted by: four seasons at December 24, 2025 10:50 PM (3ek7K) 160
158 150: There were more than one Herod.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 24, 2025 10:50 PM (aKh6S) -------- Weird. Posted by: George Foreman at December 24, 2025 10:51 PM (nWPIJ) 161
Rex, thanks for keeping the lights on.
Watching It's a Wonderful Life for the hundredth time and it continues to amaze and entertain. It rolls from comedy to pathos and back again. Posted by: Joemarine at December 24, 2025 10:45 PM (y171 My favorite part is when they show the newspaper headline , HARRY BAILEY WINS THE CONGRESSIONAL MEDAL OF HONOR. The reason is back in the day the horde would always complain when the news or someone would say win or Congressional. The admonition was that you are awarded . You do not win it and that it's just the Medal of Honor not Congressional MoH. So every time I watch It's a Wonderful Life I think of aos and its personality. Posted by: Opinion fact at December 24, 2025 10:51 PM (KDPiq) 162
154 Ah, Soup has somebody new to spoil him.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 24, 2025 10:49 PM (2GVsD) My big black cat is her cat. He is losing his kitty mind that she is here. He came RUNNING when he heard her voice. Posted by: Piper at December 24, 2025 10:51 PM (p4NUW) 163
> 5 I think SGT Schultz (John Banner) and COL Klink (Werner Klemperer) did a duet of Silent Night, auf Deutsch.
Going to look for it. Posted by: Tonypete at December 24, 2025 10:02 PM (cYBz/) Ah, nothing like Jews pretending to be Nazis while singing a Christian song. Only in America. Merry Christmas, everybody! Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 24, 2025 10:51 PM (IG3/x) 164
Mark has no nativity story.
Posted by: TRex - venn diagram dino at December 24, 2025 10:40 PM (cCn4/) Biblical scholars believe Mark was the first written (probably by John Mark, mentioned in Acts) and it was very simple and brief. (And the original ending is missing, which is why it ends abruptly). Mark contains much which appears to have come from Peter personally. Matthew took this framework and built on it, adding much of importance to Jewish Christians, many references to older scriptures, also accounts from Joseph. Luke takes Marks framework and adds a very personal account from Mary, as well as saying more about Jesus’ relationship to women than any others. And John is just …. John. Marches to his own cosmic drummer. Luke Posted by: Tom Servo at December 24, 2025 10:51 PM (7JH4o) 165
Christ was born on October 1 or 2, 7 BC. That's a fact. Herod died 4 BC.
Posted by: Timeline of History at December 24, 2025 10:47 PM (oftw2) They were temporally confused back then. None of the calendars had BC or AD on them. And don't get me started about the clocks... Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 24, 2025 10:51 PM (npFr7) 166
She open my door and walked through. She is here. I had no idea. J flew her in without telling me. I can’t believe it.
Posted by: Piper ------------ Awwww! That is SO AWESOME! Merry Christmas, indeed! Posted by: JQ at December 24, 2025 10:52 PM (rdVOm) 167
OK, finally, for the love of G-d, all my children are sleeping and there's little-to-no risk of them interrupting me, and ruining the youngest's illusions about magical elves and so forth.
I'll catch y'all on the flip side. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 24, 2025 10:52 PM (BI5O2) 168
Merry Christmas!
We had too much wind and rain for luminaria, but there seem to be gunshots or fireworks nearby tonight. Posted by: KT at December 24, 2025 10:52 PM (7vIsy) 169
Merry Christmas morons
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at December 24, 2025 10:53 PM (xcxpd) 170
You're not the Caesar of me!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 24, 2025 10:53 PM (pkeXY) 171
Herod the Great was The Man. He was a great builder and a fairly competent ruler of a rather sullen population of Hebrews.
His sons Herod Antipas, Herod Archelaus and Daryl were nepo-baby hacks. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 24, 2025 10:54 PM (nWPIJ) 172
That is awesome on so many levels Piper.
After seeing a 47lb Maine Coon, big black cat though needs further elaboration. Posted by: Anna Puma at December 24, 2025 10:54 PM (2GVsD) 173
> not Congressional MoH.
Often the MoH is confused with the Congressional Gold Medal, which is, yeah, a completely different thing (for one thing, the CGM is a civilian award, and can be given for any meritorious conduct, not just military valor). The Presidential Medal of Freedom is the rough equivalent from the executive branch. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 24, 2025 10:54 PM (IG3/x) 174
Y’all- my middle child walked through my front door. I am still crying.
Posted by: Piper Oh, no! Was it your favorite door? Posted by: t-bird at December 24, 2025 10:54 PM (gCsmq) 175
Piper, What a wonderful gift for you. I know you will enjoy every moment of your daughter's visit. Merry Christmas to you all!! Posted by: four seasons at December 24, 2025 10:55 PM (3ek7K) 176
> 148 146 Y’all- my middle child walked through my front door. I am still crying.
Posted by: Piper at December 24, 2025 10:45 PM (p4NUW) Nice! Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 24, 2025 10:55 PM (IG3/x) 177
Wife and I are not in the Christmas spirit. New town, sons not able to visit (next week they'll be here - that will be our Christmas).
I am listening to Tears For Fears, Songs from the Big Chair. This album is nearly flawless. I am on side 2 now (that's a reference to LP or cassette for those under 29). Broken, Head Over Heels and Listen. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Stay Fresh, Cheese Bags at December 24, 2025 10:55 PM (0aYVJ) 178
158 150: There were more than one Herod.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 24, 2025 10:50 PM (aKh6S) Herod The Great was responsible for the slaughter of the innocents. Herod Antipater was around when Jesus was crucified. Jesus refused to speak to him. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at December 24, 2025 10:56 PM (xcxpd) 179
Herod was a total jerkoff and probable homo.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 24, 2025 10:56 PM (BI5O2) 180
The country Pakistan is as fake as Kwanzaa.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 24, 2025 10:31 PM (yreN9) Kwanzaa doesn't have nukes, yet. Posted by: Kindltot at December 24, 2025 10:56 PM (rbvCR) Posted by: Anna Puma at December 24, 2025 10:56 PM (2GVsD) Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 24, 2025 10:56 PM (LNeRu) 183
Theories about just what the Star of Bethlehem was are also interesting. Kepler himself worked out there was a rare triple conjunction of Jupiter and Saturn in 7 BC. There was also a very close conjunction of Venus and Jupiter in 2 BC, never been that close since. But that would've been seen in the West at sunset, not the east. Chinese astrologers recorded something, either a nova or comet in 5BC. It's thought very unlikely that a comet could be it, since they were considered very bad omens, not good ones, at the time. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 24, 2025 10:56 PM (w6EFb) 184
She open my door and walked through. She is here. I had no idea. J flew her in without telling me. I can’t believe it.
Posted by: Piper Good thing you weren't doing anything freaky... ... right ? Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 24, 2025 10:56 PM (/lPRQ) 185
Don't get too carried away celebrating like they did at West Point, 1826
https://tinyurl.com/5n933xpv Posted by: tankdemon at December 24, 2025 10:57 PM (sjyPY) 186
The Star of Bethlehem was Alderaan getting blown away.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 24, 2025 10:57 PM (2GVsD) 187
May the dawning of God's grace in the birth of His Savior, our Kinsman Redeemer, keep you tonight and into the New Year.
Merry Christmas to all. And to all, a good night. Posted by: GWB at December 24, 2025 10:58 PM (97Tsy) 188
FBC radio very nice tonight:
Time Title Duration 22:56:26 Thou Didst Leave Thy Throne 4:02 22:55:07 To Us a Child of Hope Is Born 1:19 22:52:19 Hark! the Herald Angels Sing 2:48 22:48:32 Silent Night 3:48 https://www.fbcradio.org/ Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 24, 2025 10:58 PM (XeU6L) 189
There is some dispute over Herod's death occurring in 4BC. That has become "generally accepted", but there is still doubt. Could have been as late as 1 BC. I remember a good hypothesis, involving that conjunction of Venus and Jupiter that would put the birth in spring of 2 BC. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 24, 2025 10:58 PM (w6EFb) 190
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Stay Fresh, Cheese Bags at December 24, 2025 10:55 PM (0aYVJ)
I loved the guest appearance of Curt Smith on the TV show Psych . Posted by: Opinion fact at December 24, 2025 10:58 PM (KDPiq) 191
Merry Christmas to the horde.
Posted by: Otto Pen at December 24, 2025 10:58 PM (sJHOI) 192
>>> 184 She open my door and walked through. She is here. I had no idea. J flew her in without telling me. I can’t believe it.
Posted by: Piper Good thing you weren't doing anything freaky... ... right ? Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 24, 2025 10:56 PM (/lPRQ) Queue up the Horde jokes about kale dishes... Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 24, 2025 10:58 PM (ULPxl) 193
Ahoy, morons.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 24, 2025 10:59 PM (xSYff) 194
> 109
The country Pakistan is as fake as Kwanzaa. Posted by: Soothsayer at December 24, 2025 10:31 PM (yreN9) I always snickered when Barky called it "PockyStohn". Somehow he never called Afghanistan "OffGonnyStohn". Fake intellectual muddafugga, that Barky. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 24, 2025 10:59 PM (IG3/x) 195
Evening to all on this Christmas Eve,
Just finished watching 3 Godfathers, a 1948 John Ford Western with John Wayne: very much an unusual Western, as three bank robbers find themselves promising a dying woman that they will care for her newborn baby -- in the middle of the AZ desert while a posse is hunting them. Nice stuff. We had some homemade shortbread cookies and store-bought non-alco eggnog this evening. I walked Miss Linda back to her condo, and now I'm checking in with all of you as the "love light gleams." I can't help but think back to Christmas Eves when I was young, as I guess we all do at this time of year. It's funny: I can recall what I received as gifts each year from the time I was about seven until I was thirteen. After that? The exact memory is gone. Oh, there are random items -- a topcoat Mrs. Wolfus No. 1 bought for me in about 1978, and a Harris Tweed sport coat No. 2 gave me ca. 1984 -- but most of them are gone. I wonder why that should be. . . . What are you up to tomorrow? Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 24, 2025 11:00 PM (wzUl9) 196
...cont'd...
Found out days later, that BIL had *left the trailer at that rest area* instead of fixing it!!! Said he didn't mind losing it, was too expensive to fix and had more problems than last time I saw it (and it was pretty bad then), took his stuff out & went back to AZ without it. So now-- 2 weeks later-- he's driving back to the rest area, because he forgot something, and thinks his trailer will still be there. I told him to call State Patrol, that trailer was likely impounded by now & he's gonna have major problems. Posted by: JQ at December 24, 2025 11:00 PM (rdVOm) Posted by: Opinion fact at December 24, 2025 11:02 PM (KDPiq) 198
There were more than one Herod.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 24, 2025 10:50 PM (aKh6S) Herod The Great was responsible for the slaughter of the innocents. Herod Antipater was around when Jesus was crucified. Jesus refused to speak to him. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at December 24, 2025 *** Which younger Herod was it who knew the future emperor Claudius? I seem to recall it might have been Antipater's son. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 24, 2025 11:02 PM (wzUl9) 199
Herod The Great was responsible for the slaughter of the innocents.”
Although that event isn’t corroborated by any other contemporarneous sources, it’s very believable, because it’s known that Herod personally murdered his oldest son and heir, and also murdered his favorite wife. (Which caused him to go pretty mad by the end, wondering why he couldn’t get her back). He set up a secret police force that Stalin could have used as an example. He was one hell of a murderous bastard. Posted by: Tom Servo at December 24, 2025 11:02 PM (7JH4o) 200
Wolfus, Hubby and had our big day today with the grandkids. Tomorrow we are going to relax and we are going to grill sausages, burgers and hotdogs. Merry Christmas to you and Miss Linda and the furry beasts!! Posted by: four seasons at December 24, 2025 11:02 PM (3ek7K) 201
186 The Star of Bethlehem was Alderaan getting blown away.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 24, 2025 10:57 PM (2GVsD) ---------- You must have read Arthur C. Clarke's short story about a visit to the burned out planet that was all that was left of the system of a star that went supernova that was seen on Earth as the Star of Bethlehem. I'm too seized with ennui to look up the title. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 24, 2025 11:03 PM (nWPIJ) 202
I am listening to Tears For Fears, Songs from the Big Chair. This album is nearly flawless. I am on side 2 now (that's a reference to LP or cassette for those under 29). Broken, Head Over Heels and Listen.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Stay Fresh, Cheese Bags at December 24, 2025 10:55 PM (0aYVJ) A One Hit Album wonder. (At least IMO.) There are worse things in life. Posted by: RickZ, Club ONT VIP at December 24, 2025 11:03 PM (gKDq2) Posted by: tankdemon at December 24, 2025 11:04 PM (sjyPY) Posted by: Anna Puma at December 24, 2025 11:04 PM (2GVsD) 205
I am new to Boise, but the weather is definitely not normal, according to my friends at work. Bogus Basin is still mostly dormant. Not even cold enough to make snow. Been plenty wet, lots of rain over the last couple of weeks. Today was 60, with some rain.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Stay Fresh, Cheese Bags at December 24, 2025 10:49 PM (0aYVJ) Your friends are not pulling your leg. A "normal" winter here has just enough snow and ice on the ground now to make getting around miserable. Oh, well: "Climate is what you expect and weather is what you get." Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at December 24, 2025 11:04 PM (A62KL) 206
> Which younger Herod was it who knew the future emperor Claudius? I seem to recall it might have been Antipater's son.
Herod Agrippa. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 24, 2025 11:04 PM (IG3/x) 207
The Innkeeper got a bad rep.
Posted by: mindful webworker We are having no room at this location Posted by: Innkeeper Patel at December 24, 2025 11:04 PM (f/3mU) 208
He was one hell of a murderous bastard.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 24, 2025 11:02 PM (7JH Died with dogs and full of maggots or maybe that was just wishful thinking. Posted by: Opinion fact at December 24, 2025 11:05 PM (KDPiq) 209
The innkeeper was not Tom bin Bodet
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 24, 2025 11:05 PM (2GVsD) 210
Merry Christmas, Horde! The XO got ambitious today. He made a mincemeat pie, an apple cranberry pie, and something called a Nantucket cranberry cake. Dinner is at my daughter's house tomorrow and we all bring something so not all the work is piled on her.
The cross stitch chart I bought on eBay arrived today, so I lugged all of my beading stuff back to the walk in closet in the back bedroom and dragged out my fiber bin to pull out what I needed. I haven't gone through whatever I tossed into the bin when we moved here three years ago and I got many happy surprises. There was all sorts of stuff I thought might have gotten lost in the process of moving. There was also a lot of stuff I'd totally forgotten about. So that was my Christmas present. (We don't give each other presents any more or just something small. We don't have room, not to mention it's too easy to order from Amazon when either of us wants something.) Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at December 24, 2025 11:05 PM (DK5Sh) 211
I loved the guest appearance of Curt Smith on the TV show Psych .
Posted by: Opinion fact at December 24, 2025 10:58 PM (KDPiq) Saw a vidya of him and his daughter playing (I think) Everybody Wants to Rule the World. Kid has talent. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Stay Fresh, Cheese Bags at December 24, 2025 11:05 PM (0aYVJ) 212
My favorite part is when they show the newspaper headline ,
HARRY BAILEY WINS THE CONGRESSIONAL MEDAL OF HONOR. The reason is back in the day the horde would always complain when the news or someone would say win or Congressional. The admonition was that you are awarded . You do not win it and that it's just the Medal of Honor not Congressional MoH. So every time I watch It's a Wonderful Life I think of aos and its personality. Posted by: Opinion fact at December 24, 2025 *** Conclusion: The media was no more on the ball in 1946 than they are now. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 24, 2025 11:05 PM (wzUl9) 213
Best Christmas gift ever? When I was only 9 or so, from my Dad. An 8 1/2 Erector set. I made such use of it over the next year that the following Christmas I got a 10 1/2. My Dad was a structural engineer.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 24, 2025 11:06 PM (XeU6L) 214
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We are having no room at this location Posted by: Innkeeper Patel at December 24, 2025 11:04 PM (f/3mU) Have Ramanujan contact Cantor. He has a solution for that. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 24, 2025 11:06 PM (IG3/x) 215
Herod Agrippa was Herod the Great. He gained his rule over Judea because he was Jewish and closely connected to the Judea-Claudia emperors.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 24, 2025 11:06 PM (nWPIJ) 216
You must have read Arthur C. Clarke's short story about a visit to the burned out planet that was all that was left of the system of a star that went supernova that was seen on Earth as the Star of Bethlehem.
I'm too seized with ennui to look up the title. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 24, 2025 *** "The Star" Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 24, 2025 11:06 PM (wzUl9) 217
And Frank Capra has just produced for the US military the "Why We Fight" series of films.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 24, 2025 11:07 PM (2GVsD) Posted by: browndog sitting in the dark at December 24, 2025 11:07 PM (TTAGa) Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 24, 2025 11:07 PM (nWPIJ) 220
Wolfus, my Maine coon kitten is getting dreds matted in his armpits. What is your secret for your cats?
Posted by: Kindltot at December 24, 2025 11:07 PM (rbvCR) 221
> Herod Agrippa was Herod the Great.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 24, 2025 11:06 PM (nWPIJ) Nope, different guy. Herod Agrippa was Herod the Great's grandson. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 24, 2025 11:07 PM (IG3/x) Posted by: Inmklos recalls a story by O. Henry at December 24, 2025 11:08 PM (f/3mU) 223
You must have read Arthur C. Clarke's short story about a visit to the burned out planet that was all that was left of the system of a star that went supernova that was seen on Earth as the Star of Bethlehem. I'm too seized with ennui to look up the title. Posted by: Cicero It was also a Twilight Zone story in 1985 called The Star. www.imdb.com/title/tt0734723 Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 24, 2025 11:08 PM (pkeXY) Posted by: Anna Puma at December 24, 2025 11:08 PM (2GVsD) 225
I'm too seized with ennui to look up the title.
The Star. I read it in Isaac Asimovs Twelve Frights of Christmas. It was probably the worst of a bad bunch. Clarke seemed to think he was presenting a wholly new and frightful view of the Christmas story, but he made no mention of the story of the Holy Innocents, which is a far more immediate frightful and unsettling part of Christmas. Both by its immediacy and the innocence of its victims it dwarfs Clarkes more natural and more all-encompassing catastrophe. That his narrator was a Jesuit made his ignorance of Herods massacre even more inexcusable, as it made the mans crisis of faith inexplicable. The Nine Billion Names of God was a far better story. Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 24, 2025 11:08 PM (EXyHK) 226
The “wise men” were most likely Zoroastrian Magi, Persian culture but that would have included all of what is Iran and Iraq today.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 24, 2025 11:08 PM (7JH4o) 227
His Gospel should be added, immediately.
Posted by: Methos at December 24, 2025 10:43 PM (vSvIl) ISWYDT Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at December 24, 2025 11:09 PM (FMtrg) 228
Eventually the Romans come in and set things right.
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 24, 2025 11:11 PM (f5220) Posted by: pawn at December 24, 2025 11:11 PM (EMg+d) Posted by: four seasons at December 24, 2025 11:11 PM (3ek7K) 231
Christ was born on October 1 or 2, 7 BC. That's a fact.…
Posted by: Timeline of History Well, I wouldn't want to argue with a Fact! The year 7BC is right, "some say." I've seen arguments for the month being either in the Spring, or late Summer to early Autumn. Cassels (op cit) reasons from the presence of the shepherds and their flocks: "to this day, Judean shepherds and sheep do [remain outside in the fields overnight], during the warm nights near the end of summer. So… September or early October seems the best guess…." Posted by: mindful webworker - conjunction of planets in August 7BC at December 24, 2025 11:12 PM (uPdbI) 232
Star go boom to make pretty light
Posted by: Anna Puma Great Now what are we supposed to do with these hair combs and this watch fob? Posted by: Soft hearted but practical Imklos at December 24, 2025 11:12 PM (f/3mU) 233
226 The “wise men” were most likely Zoroastrian Magi, Persian culture but that would have included all of what is Iran and Iraq today.
-------- They couldn't have been Achaemenids since Alexander the Great put paid to that empire in the 4th century BC. Parthians maybe? Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 24, 2025 11:13 PM (nWPIJ) 234
Just looked that up. It's a theory from astronomer named Craig Chester. Starting in Sept of 3 BC, there was a rare triple conjunction of Jupiter and the star Regulus -- "king" planet and "king star". 9 months later, June of 2BC, Jupiter then moved into conjunction with Venus. This conjunction was so close they would've appeared as a single bright object in the sky. Now, Jupiter is the king planet, and Venus is love and fertility. To the astrologers of the time, that would've screamed "birth of a new king"... Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 24, 2025 11:13 PM (w6EFb) 235
Very few people name their newborn sons Herod. Or Adolf.
Posted by: Benito Is Right Out, Too at December 24, 2025 11:14 PM (oftw2) 236
May you all have a wonderful Christmas and blessed and happy New Year. Heard some gorgeous music this afternoon at church.
I know some are having a rough time this holiday, missing people, a bad year, lonely. You are in my prayers as God knows you, your heart and loves you. Never feel loney here as there is always someone who understands and cares. My back is killing me, I am exhausted, but know I am blessed beyond all measure. Tomorrow we go see our beloved grands an hour or two after a visit from Santa, so am going to bed (again in the guest room as the south wind blows 50mph gusts). Grab those memories tomorrow and relive the good ones. By dinner tomorrow, after we return here and bake more cookies, I may need a full body cast and be wheeled in, but I'll be there. Can rest on Boxing Day. Advil and a heating pad R Me. Love y'all. It takes special people to make me snort laugh, and y'all do nearly every night. XXXX Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at December 24, 2025 11:14 PM (WONhk) 237
Went to church and ran into my 6th grade teacher. He was in his first year teaching back then and just recently retired. 41 years since we last saw each other.
Posted by: PA Dutchman at December 24, 2025 11:15 PM (31p00) 238
"HARRY BAILEY WINS THE CONGRESSIONAL MEDAL OF HONOR"
It's not too big a stretch to think the headline or article writer was ignorant. Nothing new about that in the media! Posted by: mindful webworker - did Tensor read Muse posts? at December 24, 2025 11:15 PM (uPdbI) 239
Wolfus, my Maine coon kitten is getting dreds matted in his armpits. What is your secret for your cats?
Posted by: Kindltot at December 24, 2025 *** Brushing and combing, and if necessary scissors to cut the mats out. Most of my cats have not been happy to be brushed, though combing if done right was okay. So at least once in their lives the longhairs have had to be shaved -- the "lion cut" where only their heads, tails, and legs still have fur. They look funny as hell. You could apply some cornstarch preemptively, to keep the grease down -- the oils that accumulate on the fur from your hands. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 24, 2025 11:15 PM (wzUl9) 240
I remember listening to our Apollo 8 astronauts reading from Genesis all the way from the Moon and wishing us all Merry Christmas. Nobody knew they were planning to do it and everyone was powerfully moved, including the scientists in Mission Control. Just an extraordinary experience to hear that live.
Posted by: Beverly at December 24, 2025 11:16 PM (reMys) 241
First Christmas Eve at Casa Sin Problemas, GOA drawing to a close. Cooked six of the seven fishes, consumed five. Think I used every pot, pan, bowl, and plate. Yeah, I probably overdid it...nah.
Little got his first taste of blue crab marinara. Will never forget the look on his face. I told him it's even better when you catch the crabs yourself. We'll make that happen in '26 I'm certain, fresh from the Gulf of America! Posted by: Joe Kidd at December 24, 2025 11:16 PM (nbLIj) 242
I love “Three Godfathers”, but I think the 1936 version has much more depth and impact that Ford’s 1948 version with John Wayne. The problem is that Wayne was already too big a star, so the story was changed to let him live. His character should not have.
In the ‘36 version, these three are bad hombres - they’re cold blooded killers. But they find a dying woman, and a baby, and their humanity comes back. They each do penance for their wrongs, and find redemption, but ONLY by willingly sacrificing their lives for an innocent, each one in turn. The last one makes it into town by drinking poisoned water, which lets him survive just long enough to take the baby into town and give it to the people there. The John Wayne version goes soft on the point that true Redemption demands sacrifice. Posted by: Tom Servo at December 24, 2025 11:17 PM (7JH4o) 243
235 Very few people name their newborn sons Herod. Or Adolf.
Posted by: Benito Is Right Out, Too at December 24, 2025 11:14 PM (oftw2) No British Kings named Richard after Richard "Dick" III. None named Henry after Henry VIII. It would not surprise me if the name Benedict took a dive in popularity post-American Revolution. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 24, 2025 11:18 PM (IG3/x) 244
The “wise men” were most likely Zoroastrian Magi, Persian culture but that would have included all of what is Iran and Iraq today.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 24, 2025 11:08 PM (7JH4o) If you are interested in the Magi, Antiochus, Nimrut Dag, the conjunction of Regulus and the Moon in Leo, the emblem of the crescent moon and a star, and other speculations on the star that guided the magi, you could look at this article by Ethical Skeptic. He does have his own agenda, but his actual facts are pretty interesting even short of making any conclusions from them https://tinyurl.com/4ujsevdz Posted by: Kindltot at December 24, 2025 11:18 PM (rbvCR) 245
I remember listening to our Apollo 8 astronauts reading from Genesis all the way from the Moon and wishing us all Merry Christmas. Nobody knew they were planning to do it and everyone was powerfully moved, including the scientists in Mission Control. Just an extraordinary experience to hear that live.
Posted by: Beverly at December 24, 2025 *** The most dramatic space flight of them all. Taking everything together, Eight topped Eleven, even with the latter's actual landing on the moon. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 24, 2025 11:18 PM (wzUl9) 246
Went to church and ran into my 6th grade teacher. He was in his first year teaching back then and just recently retired. 41 years since we last saw each other.
Posted by: PA Dutchman at December 24, 2025 11:15 PM (31p00) So its true. That permanent record continues to follow us for ever. Posted by: Diogenes at December 24, 2025 11:18 PM (2WIwB) 247
...more...
BIL is *already* 1/3 of the way back to the rest area. Didn't reply after I asked what he's gonna do if his trailer is no longer there. Dumbass. Posted by: JQ at December 24, 2025 11:19 PM (rdVOm) 248
Holy heck you guys! Dang!
Santa and his crazy critters just landed on my roof! I don't even have kids... Now I have a fat guy stuck in my chimney (oh my! is that guy cussin')! Now I'm going to have to explain my roof damage to insurance... Jeez....this fat red guy and his 8 (why 8!) damn wanna-be elk... This will be a pain in my insurance ass... Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 24, 2025 11:20 PM (LNeRu) 249
I remember listening to our Apollo 8 astronauts reading from Genesis all the way from the Moon and wishing us all Merry Christmas. Nobody knew they were planning to do it and everyone was powerfully moved, including the scientists in Mission Control. Just an extraordinary experience to hear that live.
Posted by: Beverly at December 24, 2025 11:16 PM (reMys) I was a wee lad then, but I guarantee my Dad and Grandpa heard that. Grandpa was a NASA engineer during the Appollo missions. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Stay Fresh, Cheese Bags at December 24, 2025 11:20 PM (0aYVJ) 250
Very few people name their newborn sons Herod. Or Adolf.
Posted by: Benito Is Right Out, Too Ahem Adolph Hitler Uunona rose to international attention in 2020 when news media reported that his full name was Adolf Hitler Uunona, after election to national office in Namibia, formerly German Southwest Africa Posted by: Fun Facts with Imiklos at December 24, 2025 11:20 PM (f/3mU) 251
In the ‘36 version, these three are bad hombres - they’re cold blooded killers. But they find a dying woman, and a baby, and their humanity comes back. They each do penance for their wrongs, and find redemption, but ONLY by willingly sacrificing their lives for an innocent, each one in turn. The last one makes it into town by drinking poisoned water, which lets him survive just long enough to take the baby into town and give it to the people there.
The John Wayne version goes soft on the point that true Redemption demands sacrifice. Posted by: Tom Servo at December 24, 2025 *** Yes; I found it unsatisfying on some level, and you've put your finger on it. I looked the 1936 version up. Chester Morris, Walter Brennan -- and Sidney ("Charlie Chan") Toler as a character called Professor Snape! Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 24, 2025 11:21 PM (wzUl9) 252
Ahem
Adolph Hitler Uunona rose to international attention in 2020 when news media reported that his full name was Adolf Hitler Uunona, after election to national office in Namibia, formerly German Southwest Africa ------- Well, Africa. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 24, 2025 11:22 PM (nWPIJ) 253
You could apply some cornstarch preemptively, to keep the grease down -- the oils that accumulate on the fur from your hands.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 24, 2025 11:15 PM (wzUl9) Thank you, his fur is very fine. I trimmed the top off the dreds yesterday and mostly combed them out. He was not amused. I have to turn it into a gentle roughhouse for him afterwards to be OK with it. Posted by: Kindltot at December 24, 2025 11:22 PM (rbvCR) 254
Merry Christmas, Horde! No feasting for us; the DH and I are in a medical weight management program for rapid weight loss under a doctor's supervision that started Thanksgiving week. Now in the third week of doing total meal replacements -- protein shakes, bars, and soup. Food cravings are horrific right now. But I'm down 13 lbs and today was told that I can stop taking my blood pressure med, so that's a pretty good present! Tomorrow we'll have a fire in the fireplace and drink our shakes out of the nice wine glasses! Stay warm, friends!
Posted by: tankascribe at December 24, 2025 11:22 PM (NtoJk) 255
Diogenes, We were talking about permanent records today with our kids. They believe, as we do, don't post anything on the internet about your children. They don't "do" facebook and other social media. Son said with AI children's lives from their first newborn picture and forward there will always be a record on line about their lives. The world has changed and it's scary. Posted by: four seasons at December 24, 2025 11:22 PM (3ek7K) 256
The Charlie Chaplin mustache was also relatively short lived .
Posted by: Opinion fact at December 24, 2025 11:23 PM (KDPiq) 257
Didn't reply after I asked what he's gonna do if his trailer is no longer there. Dumbass. Posted by: JQ Some people are oblivious and wish to remain so. Some times I wish I was more like that, for the "bliss," and all that. Posted by: Soothsayer at December 24, 2025 11:23 PM (yreN9) 258
Merry Christmas Everyone!
Have a lot to do to get ready for tomorrow so will mostly lurk tonight. Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 24, 2025 11:23 PM (QGaXH) Posted by: Anna Puma at December 24, 2025 11:23 PM (2GVsD) 260
I cannot rest until a problem is solved, or, at the very least, I formulate a Plan to resolve the issue. Posted by: Soothsayer at December 24, 2025 11:24 PM (yreN9) 261
Instead of milk and cookies this year, I'm just leaving out some Wegovy.
Posted by: tankdemon at December 24, 2025 11:24 PM (sjyPY) 262
COMountainMarie, we have the Santa trap set up on the hearth but it's so rainy and windy, I don't think we'll catch Santa this year even if he gets unstuck. Also, due to the diet, couldn't put out milk and cookies for the customary bribe.
Posted by: tankascribe at December 24, 2025 11:24 PM (NtoJk) 263
Grit will have an all-James Stewart day tomorrow. These are films Grit has shown before, The Naked Spur, The Rare Breed, Night Passage, Winchester '73, and others.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 24, 2025 11:25 PM (wzUl9) 264
195 I can't help but think back to Christmas Eves when I was young, as I guess we all do at this time of year. It's funny: I can recall what I received as gifts each year from the time I was about seven until I was thirteen. After that? The exact memory is gone. Oh, there are random items -- a topcoat Mrs. Wolfus No. 1 bought for me in about 1978, and a Harris Tweed sport coat No. 2 gave me ca. 1984 -- but most of them are gone. I wonder why that should be. . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 24, 2025 11:00 PM (wzUl9) Because neat and exciting kid's toys were replaced with boring and practical items such as socks, underwear, sweaters, etc. Posted by: Joemarine at December 24, 2025 11:25 PM (y171U) 265
Instead of milk and cookies this year, I'm just leaving out some Wegovy.
Posted by: tankdemon at December 24, 2025 *** I know, right? The guy's BMI is off the charts. He's a coronary looking for a place to happen. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 24, 2025 11:26 PM (wzUl9) 266
Instead of milk and cookies this year, I'm just leaving out some Wegovy.
Posted by: tankdemon Try Viagra Posted by: Mrs. Santa at December 24, 2025 11:26 PM (f/3mU) 267
GRIT likes to air lots of Randolph Scott. Once I heard ol' Randolph was a pickle smoocher, I couldn't un-see it. Posted by: Soothsayer at December 24, 2025 11:26 PM (yreN9) 268
Listening to Slayer, South of Heaven. I've also been seeing a lot of yewtoobz of folks playing fills of various drummers. So far nobody has done Dave Lombardo. Someone described his playing as kicking a drum kit down the stairs.
And yet, he was perfect for Slayer. One of my favorites. Best Slayer was Lombardo Slayer. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Stay Fresh, Cheese Bags at December 24, 2025 11:26 PM (0aYVJ) 269
29 As mentioned in the other thread, if you’re handy, Costco has 500 ft rolls of 12/2 on sale for 250 dollars.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 24, 2025 10:09 PM (XV/Pl) Why would anybody need that many Dec 2nd's? Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 24, 2025 11:27 PM (QGaXH) 270
. . . It's funny: I can recall what I received as gifts each year from the time I was about seven until I was thirteen. After that? The exact memory is gone. Oh, there are random items -- a topcoat Mrs. Wolfus No. 1 bought for me in about 1978, and a Harris Tweed sport coat No. 2 gave me ca. 1984 -- but most of them are gone. I wonder why that should be. . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 24, 2025 Because neat and exciting kid's toys were replaced with boring and practical items such as socks, underwear, sweaters, etc. Posted by: Joemarine at December 24, 2025 *** I do believe you've hit on it. At least since I left home it's been like that. Generally, if I wanted something "exciting," I bought it for myself. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 24, 2025 11:27 PM (wzUl9) 271
Some people are oblivious and wish to remain so.
Some times I wish I was more like that, for the "bliss," and all that. Posted by: Soothsayer ------- Yeah. I understand. This guy is 70yrs old. You'd think he'd have a clue, but no: he's been *chronically dependent* all his adult life. I'm in no position to be his surrogate mommy and refuse to do so. Posted by: JQ at December 24, 2025 11:28 PM (rdVOm) 272
I miss the luminarias from El Paso & Las Cruces.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at December 24, 2025 11:28 PM (QVmho) 273
Also, due to the diet, couldn't put out milk and cookies for the customary bribe.
On one of the Presidents NORAD calls, the kid asked him if Santa would take it personally if they didnt leave out cookies. Trump recommended definitely leaving out the cookies. Dont know if the kid asked it randomly or if he saw the MAHA video about Santa going with the carrots for Rudolph instead and was worried. It was funny. Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 24, 2025 11:28 PM (EXyHK) 274
Merry Christmas all y'alls.
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at December 24, 2025 11:28 PM (znREB) Posted by: Santa Imklos, or else at December 24, 2025 11:28 PM (f/3mU) 276
Kepler himself worked out there was a rare triple conjunction of Jupiter and Saturn in 7 BC. -Publius
I had a link to an online article by a fellow who used computer modeling to verify the conjunction three times in 7BC. Alas the link is dead now. The Internet is not really always Forever as they say. Oh, wait, wait. Thanks to the wonder of websearch I found it. https://bit.ly/star-of-wonder "I have modelled them on a computer, and the one which I favour is a triple conjunction (ie three successive conjunctions) of Jupiter and Saturn, in 7 BC. At the end of May that year they approached within a degree of each other – equivalent to about two widths of the moon. This was visible in the east, in the couple of hours before sunrise. They then separated and joined up again at the beginning of October, again within a degree, this time visible all night, moving with the stars from east to west. Finally, at the beginning of December, the two planets approached again just a degree apart, in the south, moving south-west and west during the evening." Posted by: mindful webworker - did Tensor read Muse posts? at December 24, 2025 11:28 PM (uPdbI) 277
197 John 8:58. Before Abraham was, I am
Exact birthdate doesn't really matter to me Posted by: Opinion fact at December 24, 2025 11:02 PM (KDPiq) Yes, and he called himself divine in the NT. No doubt about that. He called himself both the Son of David, and the Father of David. Posted by: Joemarine at December 24, 2025 11:30 PM (y171U) 278
228 Eventually the Romans come in and set things right.
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 24, 2025 11:11 PM (f5220) Augustus was mentioned upthread - it’s really fascinating to think about how Rome was involved in this story. Rome had been in a civil war with itself for a century, before that was the war with Carthage, war with the Greeks, wars all over, culminating in the great play for control by Antony and Cleopatra. Finally, Octavian wins all. For the first time in centuries (maybe ever) there’s peace all around the Mediterranean, there’s a culture with a common language where ideas can spread easily, there’s safety and security where commerce and ideas can grow rapidly. So Octavian changes his name to Augustus, and what is one of the very first orders he gives? He makes a decree sending Mary and Joseph to Bethlehem, and the Christmas story - and the Christian era - begins. As if all that had come before was a preparation for this Advent. Posted by: Tom Servo at December 24, 2025 11:30 PM (7JH4o) 279
I'm in no position to be his surrogate mommy and refuse to do so.
Posted by: JQ If "surrogate mommy" means Dr. DOCTOR Jill, count me out Posted by: independently living Imklos at December 24, 2025 11:30 PM (f/3mU) 280
When my kids were old enough to understand the Santa thing, they would leave me a beer and couple of cookies.
we did not have to have The Talk. Hell, I had it figured out when I was five. Just play along, get the loot. I was way more upset to learn what my parents did to get more kids. *shudders* Posted by: Pug Mahon, Stay Fresh, Cheese Bags at December 24, 2025 11:31 PM (0aYVJ) 281
Fa la la la la, just got here. Merry Christmas.
What to I want for Christmas? Peach on Earth Goodwill toward Man. What will I accept for Christmas? Venezuela, Cuba, peace and Independence for the Western Hemisphere. God Bless and let's get it. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 24, 2025 11:31 PM (2ef5s) 282
221 > Herod Agrippa was Herod the Great.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 24, 2025 11:06 PM (nWPIJ) Nope, different guy. Herod Agrippa was Herod the Great's grandson. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 24, 2025 11:07 PM (IG3/x) Agrippa was a whole other kind of asshole. Posted by: tcn in AK at December 24, 2025 11:32 PM (6Bc88) 283
I was way more upset to learn what my parents did to get more kids. *shudders*
Posted by: Pug Mahon, We raised you And it worked Posted by: Ma and Pa at December 24, 2025 11:33 PM (f/3mU) 284
Miss Linda will make waffles tomorrow morning for brunch, and we'll have some eggs too. After I work out first thing, I'll just have some yogurt and toast, I guess. I have to wrap at least one of her presents. She knows what she's getting, since she asked for them and even handed me one of them in a store, so that should be okay. I'll order something for her online after Xmas.
As for me, I have a new pipe tobacco to try, called Old Joe Kranz Blue Label. (Yes, they give pipe tobaccos odd names like that. There is a blend called "Corn Cob Pipe and a Button Nose," and another called "Awakened Elder.") I'm tempted to order an estate (read: "used") pipe on one of the vendor sites, but of course I wouldn't receive it until close to New Year's. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 24, 2025 11:33 PM (wzUl9) 285
Hey, Imklos! Missed ya at the ClubONT Christmas Party!
(grumble, grumble... get banninated to get out of working... grumble, grumble) Neat trick, buddy. Merry Christmas anyway & good to see you again! Posted by: JQ at December 24, 2025 11:33 PM (rdVOm) 286
If you're interested, Stellarium can easily run the sky back to the sky circa Year Zero (1 BC). Download the desktop version to do it. Online and mobile, while nice, don't have the full capability to do this so easily. Also for full accuracy, download the JPL DE430 or DE440 high precision ephemerides files for Stellarium. With that you can run the sky back and see all those conjunctions mentioned above. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 24, 2025 11:33 PM (w6EFb) 287
Thank you! I’ve been trying to convince people that’s what this is all about! Getting every general to realize their lives could get a lot easier if Maduro wasn’t around anymore.
And there is one other big source of cash for those generals - all of those blue barrel’s in all of those drug boats. Posted by: Tom Servo at December 24, 2025 09:13 PM (7JH4o) dealing with the money is usually the easy route. Someone is bankrolling Maduro, someone is bankrolling the cartels and someone is bankrolling the ELN. It sure as Hell isn't Cuba and Russia anymore. Also since there is a lot of money in that oil and in the cocaine being captured and blowed up in the Gulf, some banks are starting to feel the pinch from not having their cut from laundering it, and some governments are starting to really wonder where the money to cover the losses from graft is comin from. we have been killing people for all my life and it hasn't worked, besides make a lot of people who aren't related to me really rich. I don't think that approach is going to work this time either. Posted by: Kindltot at December 24, 2025 11:33 PM (rbvCR) 288
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I will never put milk and cookies on my mantel for the fat red one again... Maybe out in the meadow. That guy's wrecked my roof too many times... Is there actually a Santa trap?! I could do so much with that...money to be made$$$.... Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 24, 2025 11:34 PM (LNeRu) 289
The Charlie Chaplin mustache was also relatively short lived .
Posted by: Opinion fact at December 24, 2025 11:23 PM (KDPiq) Poleese dat moostash!! Posted by: Pug Mahon, Stay Fresh, Cheese Bags at December 24, 2025 11:34 PM (0aYVJ) 290
Agrippa was a whole other kind of asshole.
Posted by: tcn in AK GI Joe with Kung Fu Grip>>>Agrippa Posted by: Imklosius at December 24, 2025 11:34 PM (f/3mU) 291
At Christmas Eve Mass tonight we sat behind a few families with epidemics of babies and kids. Was fantastic. All the kids got quiet when they put baby Jesus in the manger.
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 24, 2025 11:35 PM (6Bc88) 292
It's funny: I can recall what I received as gifts each year from the time I was about seven until I was thirteen. After that? The exact memory is gone. Oh, there are random items -- a topcoat Mrs. Wolfus No. 1 bought for me in about 1978, and a Harris Tweed sport coat No. 2 gave me ca. 1984 -- but most of them are gone. I wonder why that should be. . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius I can do that with grade school. I can remember every teacher and class except 5th grade. Not one memory. Posted by: rickb223 at December 24, 2025 11:35 PM (c115l) 293
279 I'm in no position to be his surrogate mommy and refuse to do so.
Posted by: JQ --- You married his brother not his family. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 24, 2025 11:35 PM (2ef5s) 294
dealing with the money is usually the easy route. Someone is bankrolling Maduro, someone is bankrolling the cartels and someone is bankrolling the ELN. It sure as Hell isn't Cuba and Russia anymore.
Chy na. Posted by: rickb223 at December 24, 2025 11:36 PM (c115l) Posted by: four seasons at December 24, 2025 11:37 PM (3ek7K) 296
Merry Christmas anyway & good to see you again!
Posted by: JQ I'm waiting for the No Tax on Tips or Overtime to kick in January 1st The CoB who banned me (again) had no idea how much PTO I had accumulated. Posted by: Imklos needs some Personal Days at December 24, 2025 11:38 PM (f/3mU) 297
244 The “wise men” were most likely Zoroastrian Magi, Persian culture but that would have included all of what is Iran and Iraq today.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 24, 2025 11:08 PM (7JH4o) Read an interesting piece once suggesting that Daniel taught some members of the Magi of his time about the prophecies of the coming of the Messiah when he was given authority over the king's magicians during his Persian captivity. Posted by: KT at December 24, 2025 11:38 PM (7vIsy) 298
I thought Agrippa was another name for Oregon Trail disease.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 24, 2025 11:38 PM (2GVsD) 299
There was a 1916 version called The Three Godfathers.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 24, 2025 11:38 PM (pkeXY) 300
Yes, COMountainMarie, there is an actual Santa Claus trap. It's like big bear trap (made of red and green plastic) and will actually snap shut (powered by two thick wide rubber bands). DH's family had it since he was a kid and he inherited it. It also came with a patch of red flannel which would be placed in the triggered trap so you could tell the kids, "Well, he was here, but he got away! Next year, leave more cookies!" At my house growing up, we left a shoebox of grass clippings for the reindeer next to the cookies!
Posted by: tankascribe at December 24, 2025 11:39 PM (NtoJk) 301
As if all that had come before was a preparation for this Advent.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 24, 2025 11:30 PM (7JH4o) Go farther. God tells Eve she will crush the serpent. She did, when Mary said yes to Gabriel. Posted by: tcn in AK at December 24, 2025 11:39 PM (6Bc88) 302
I can do that with grade school. I can remember every teacher and class except 5th grade. Not one memory.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 24, 2025 *** Grade and junior high school, not too bad a problem; not really tough in high school either. Remembering which class was in which period is tougher. After that, college? Fuhgeddaboutit. I can remember certain classes clearly, usually ones with a good-looking graduate student teaching it, but I may or may not recall her name. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 24, 2025 11:39 PM (wzUl9) 303
I'm a Christmas Eve guy. Taking one last look at the tree in it's optimal light. Tomorrow sometime after breakfast, we'll open presents. About an hour later, sometime when I'm prepping the prime rib roast, the tree will become just another component of "out with the old"...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at December 24, 2025 11:39 PM (nbLIj) 304
It's almost Christmas Day on eastern time. Since we moved from eastern time out here to Mountain Time I still get discombulated about the time difference. Posted by: four seasons at December 24, 2025 11:40 PM (3ek7K) 305
245 The most dramatic space flight of them all. Taking everything together, Eight topped Eleven, even with the latter's actual landing on the moon.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 24, 2025 11:18 PM (wzUl9) Yes, and no rescue LEM like Apollo 13. It took big balls to do that. Posted by: Joemarine at December 24, 2025 11:40 PM (y171U) 306
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What is the possibility we could bomb the living shit out of China? Posted by: four seasons ----------- Peking is about 700 miles from the coast of Korea. It's within cruise missile range. If we wanted to we could mess up Xi's day, incredibly so. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 24, 2025 11:41 PM (2ef5s) 307
Apollo 8 was a free return mission IIRC. A zip around the Moon and back to the Earth.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 24, 2025 11:41 PM (2GVsD) 308
Just got in from a birthday party. Merry Christmas everyone!
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at December 24, 2025 11:42 PM (lUFok) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 24, 2025 11:42 PM (2ef5s) 310
It's funny: I can recall what I received as gifts each year from the time I was about seven until I was thirteen. After that? The exact memory is gone. Oh, there are random items -- a topcoat Mrs. Wolfus No. 1 bought for me in about 1978, and a Harris Tweed sport coat No. 2 gave me ca. 1984 -- but most of them are gone. I wonder why that should be. . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius *** Also funny is that I have neither of those items still. They would still fit me and were good quality; but they both vanished at some point over the ensuing decades. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 24, 2025 11:42 PM (wzUl9) Posted by: four seasons at December 24, 2025 11:43 PM (3ek7K) Posted by: tcn in AK at December 24, 2025 11:43 PM (6Bc88) 313
Apollo 8 was a free return mission IIRC. A zip around the Moon and back to the Earth.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 24, 2025 *** True. But they were the first humans to leave Earth orbit, the first to orbit another body of the Solar System, and went farther from Earth -- 250K miles or so -- than anyone had ever gone in history. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 24, 2025 11:45 PM (wzUl9) 314
301 As if all that had come before was a preparation for this Advent.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 24, 2025 11:30 PM (7JH4o) Go farther. God tells Eve she will crush the serpent. She did, when Mary said yes to Gabriel. Posted by: tcn in AK at December 24, 2025 11:39 PM (6Bc8 That conversation between Mary and Gabriel is why I get upset when I see people on social media referring to Jesus' birth as an "unplanned pregnancy." Posted by: tankdemon at December 24, 2025 11:46 PM (sjyPY) Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 24, 2025 11:46 PM (LNeRu) 316
True. But they were the first humans to leave Earth orbit, the first to orbit another body of the Solar System, and went farther from Earth -- 250K miles or so -- than anyone had ever gone in history.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 24, 2025 11:45 PM (wzUl9) As I recall, it was rather scary and way cool. Pretty much any huge box eventually became a space module. We didn't have live tv yet in AK but we listened on the radio. Posted by: tcn in AK at December 24, 2025 11:47 PM (6Bc88) 317
Book of Revelations was written, when, 50 years after Jesus? Those people, back then, probably thought Jesus would Return in their lifetime, yes? And that became the case for every generation since -- people believing Jesus will return in their lifetime. Posted by: Soothsayer at December 24, 2025 11:47 PM (yreN9) 318
>> Apollo 8 was a free return mission IIRC.
Apollo 8 did enter lunar orbit, completing 10 lunar orbits. The forthcoming Artemis II mission, which may launch in Feb. will basically be a repeat of Apollo 8, however it will not enter lunar orbit, just take a far figure 8 free return trajectory. They'll get farther from the Moon than Apollo, and will set the record for greatest distance of humans from earht. Returning, they will also break the speed record,coming in hotter than any Apollo mission did. Apollo 13, which did use free return, set the previous distance record, and Apollo 10 set the speed record. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 24, 2025 11:47 PM (w6EFb) 319
> 261 Instead of milk and cookies this year, I'm just leaving out some Wegovy.
Posted by: tankdemon at December 24, 2025 11:24 PM (sjyPY) I left out some venison jerky and a compound bow and Ted Nugent left me a new rifle. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 24, 2025 11:48 PM (IG3/x) 320
I bet there are a number of Muhammad Hitler Ahmeds out there.
Posted by: Opinion fact at December 24, 2025 11:48 PM (KDPiq) 321
The most dramatic space flight of them all. Taking everything together, Eight topped Eleven, even with the latter's actual landing on the moon.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 24, 2025 * Yes, and no rescue LEM like Apollo 13. It took big balls to do that. Posted by: Joemarine at December 24, 2025 *** True. No chance of rescue if something had gone wrong. Plus the flight happened at the end of a particularly tumultuous year in American and world history. In '88, I recall one of the local radio stations running a special series on "1968: A Year Like No Other." Up to that point anyway, '68 really was. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 24, 2025 11:48 PM (wzUl9) 322
That conversation between Mary and Gabriel is why I get upset when I see people on social media referring to Jesus' birth as an "unplanned pregnancy."
Posted by: tankdemon at December 24, 2025 11:46 PM (sjyPY) She said yes. She didn't say, "Grab a condom." Posted by: tcn in AK at December 24, 2025 11:48 PM (6Bc88) 323
I remember the Christmas I got my first bicycle. A 21" Huffy, I think, with training wheels.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 24, 2025 11:48 PM (XeU6L) 324
Anywho, Merry stuff, Imklos🌲....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 24, 2025 11:49 PM (LNeRu) 325
Reposting from the tail-end of the Week in Woke post because Willowed: Merry Mindful Christmas, y'all.
🎄Heap o' Christmas Videos 2025 https://bit.ly/heap-o-xmas-vids-2025 🎄Heap o' Commercial Christmas Links 2025 (in case you missed the link before) https://bit.ly/heap-o-xmas-ads-2025 🎄Twelve Days of Madness (as serialized on AOS last year) https://bit.ly/12-crazy-days 🎄Santa, Dear Friends For those who may have come to doubt the old elf (text, ill.) https://bit.ly/santa-dear-friends 🎄Journey to Bethlehem A simple trip to pay the taxes becomes a life-or-death nightmare for a new family A cartoon-illustrated take on the Nativity story https://bit.ly/bethlehem-journey 🎄Mindful Webworkshop Episode #16 - Christmas A politically incorrect and culturally inappropriate Christmas show - pop song parodies and original tunes sure to put coal in my stocking. From back in 2016. (vid 11:02) https://bit.ly/webworkshop-016 That should hold you for twelve days. Posted by: mindful webworker - jingle them bells at December 24, 2025 11:49 PM (uPdbI) 326
172 That is awesome on so many levels Piper.
After seeing a 47lb Maine Coon, big black cat though needs further elaboration. Posted by: Anna Puma at December 24, 2025 10 He is a Savannah, he is very big. He weighs 25 pounds. But is tall and thin. A 47 pound Maine Coon is a fat Maine Coon! Posted by: Piper at December 24, 2025 11:49 PM (p4NUW) 327
Also for full accuracy, download the JPL DE430 or DE440 high precision ephemerides files for Stellarium.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley Ephemerides? For Stellarium? They musta learnt you good at the Cow Kollidge Posted by: Imklos will Just Trust at December 24, 2025 11:51 PM (f/3mU) 328
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Book of Revelations was written, when, 50 years after Jesus? Those people, back then, probably thought Jesus would Return in their lifetime, yes? And that became the case for every generation since -- people believing Jesus will return in their lifetime. Posted by: Soothsayer at December 24, 2025 11:47 PM (yreN9) Letters of Paul were in the '50s. Revelations probably by about 110 or so. Paul believed it would happen in his lifetime but of course that was cut short. Posted by: tcn in AK at December 24, 2025 11:51 PM (6Bc88) 329
That conversation between Mary and Gabriel is why I get upset when I see people on social media referring to Jesus' birth as an "unplanned pregnancy."
Posted by: tankdemon ----- "unplanned" by who ? Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 24, 2025 11:52 PM (XeU6L) 330
Go farther. God tells Eve she will crush the serpent. She did, when Mary said yes to Gabriel.
Genesis 3:15 "And I will put enmity between thee and the woman, and between thy seed and her seed; it shall bruise thy head, and thou shalt bruise his heel." God is talking to the serpent, though Eve probably overheard it, about Christ, not Eve ('his' specifies a masculine descendant). Posted by: Methos at December 24, 2025 11:52 PM (vSvIl) 331
CENTURIES [tanker] (9206310), laden with circa 1.8 million barrels of Merey-16 crude oil from Venezuela, ...
She should reach the GOLA, USA in about six days time GOLA Galveston Offshore Lightering Area Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 24, 2025 11:53 PM (2ef5s) Posted by: four seasons at December 24, 2025 11:53 PM (3ek7K) 333
Chy na.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 24, 2025 11:36 PM (c115l) China is buying the oil, but China is not terribly good at force projection. I think the support was coming from USAID, NED, and the EU. There is noise that Iran is also involved in the chain, and that means it is tied into Hamas and other militias. There have been accusations that Hamas was training in Venezuela. It is either a rope of sand trying to tie them all together, or it is a house of cards because none of the players have enough money to survive without the cocaine shipments and the oil, and still force some sort of fight. It is important to identify the problem before trying to solve it. You wind up pushing on doors marked "pull" and figure you have to push harder. Dry up the funding and half the problem is solved. Posted by: Kindltot at December 24, 2025 11:53 PM (rbvCR) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 24, 2025 11:54 PM (2ef5s) 335
They were all, during TLI (trans-lunar injection) placed on a free return trajectory in case the SM engine didn't fire. Once they entered lunar orbit, however, they needed that engine to get out and come back. Looking it up, the free return trajectory was used up to Apollo 11. This limited the range of landing sites, and for Apollo 12 and later, they used a different trajectory. Apollo 13 had to fire the lunar model descent engine to get back on a good free return path. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 24, 2025 11:54 PM (w6EFb) 336
Anywho, Merry stuff, Imklos🌲....
Posted by: COMountainMarie I ain't even started on the Christmas Punch yet. It needs to ferment a bit overnight Posted by: Merry Imklos, trying to figure out what an Elf Dance would even look like, but trying at December 24, 2025 11:54 PM (f/3mU) 337
Peak boyhood Christmas for me was 1966. I received the 1/8 scale Monogram model kit of the Jaguar E-Type 2 + 2, and my first "grownup" watch, a Timex Electric. Not electronic, not yet, but electric, with a battery you could change yourself and a second hand that jerked from one second to the next -- unusual then, common on quartz watches now. It cost $40 in 1966. I shudder to think what that would be in today's dollars.
I kept it, replacing the battery each year and putting it on a Speidel Twist-o-Flex bracelet (remember those?) after several leather straps, for many years. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 24, 2025 11:54 PM (wzUl9) 338
Ephemerides is the sister of Clitorides. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 24, 2025 11:55 PM (w6EFb) 339
321 The most dramatic space flight of them all. Taking everything together, Eight topped Eleven, even with the latter's actual landing on the moon.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 24, 2025 --- Tell that to the stranded Chinamen. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 24, 2025 11:55 PM (2ef5s) 340
You married his brother not his family.
Posted by: Braenyard --------- Thank you for that, Braenyard. I've helped as much as I'm able, already: physical work on repairs, parts, clothes, food, money... Still, it's difficult to not feel like a Grinch, especially this time of year, but the man has had many more years *and* many more resources than me, to get his life sorted. Posted by: JQ at December 24, 2025 11:56 PM (rdVOm) 341
We will keep the oil
We will keep the ship _Trump Thank you for your attention to this matter. Posted by: Braenyard All seized tankers should be immediately be renamed "WD-40" Posted by: Merry Cap'm Imklos, thinking of Cap'n New Dawn Jim at December 24, 2025 11:57 PM (f/3mU) 342
Well, it's about time I headed off to bed. Going to rise early, have coffee, work out, and then wrap Linda's presents and read my current book (Zeus by Tm Stone -- fascinating stuff).
Merry Christmas, all, and to all a good night! Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 24, 2025 11:57 PM (wzUl9) 343
Merry Christmas to all gray box friends! Production on Ed Gein: The Musical is on a temporary hiatus due to the Yuletide season, and also protagonist Ryan Gosling's sudden health emergency. When I inquired, he said Vern, I slipped up and am dealing with a bad case of the old Josh Brolin special. This, in truth, was something I cared to know anything more about.
Krampus stopped by to rest up before he goes on his annual Yuletide spree. Also, he wanted to catch up on the latest fNCAA football. He is fixed upon Ole Miss, delighting in their defeat of Mississippi State and their victories in the play-offs. He is also deeply infuriated with Laine Kiffin. The last few days have been a near-endless chants of Hotty Toddy. Someday I must tell you the story of how he rescued me from Ayn Rand's ongoing Stockholm Sydrome. I will say this much: he engineered a pimp slapping contest between her and Cthulhu. Once more, Werner sends all his best Yuletide wishes to the Horde. At this moment Krampus is high overhead, complaining endless about how this frigid air is freeze drying his....wedding tackle, shall we say, Ach. Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at December 24, 2025 11:57 PM (VqnfR) 344
> She said yes. She didn't say, "Grab a condom."
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 24, 2025 11:48 PM (6Bc8 The other variant I've seen is trying to pretend they were kind of illegal alien, when the Bible SPECIFICALLY says that they went to Bethlehem because that was Joseph's NATIVE TOWN. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 24, 2025 11:57 PM (IG3/x) Posted by: rickb223 at December 24, 2025 11:57 PM (c115l) 346
The other variant I've seen is trying to pretend they were kind of illegal alien, when the Bible SPECIFICALLY says that they went to Bethlehem because that was Joseph's NATIVE TOWN.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia We say the Left can't meme. The Left can't Bible either. Posted by: rickb223 at December 24, 2025 11:58 PM (c115l) 347
Ephemerides is the sister of Clitorides.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley The point of occlusion is called the G-Spot Posted by: Imklos, pre-med at December 24, 2025 11:58 PM (f/3mU) 348
It is important to identify the problem before trying to solve it. You wind up pushing on doors marked "pull" and figure you have to push harder. Dry up the funding and half the problem is solved. Posted by: Kindltot ------------ Or you point a shotgun at the handle and blow the fucker open. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 24, 2025 11:58 PM (2ef5s) 349
Wow, it's 50 degrees here in SW Wyoming.
It's bizarre. Posted by: four seasons ------- Had high temp of 59 here in the middle of Idaho today. Raining lightly & steadily now & still not quite 50F. Yeah, pretty warm for Christmas. Posted by: JQ at December 24, 2025 11:59 PM (rdVOm) 350
JQ, There is no reason for you to feel any guilt about him. You have enough stuff to contend with right now. We can't be saviors for people who have wrecked their lives. So many people try to guilt us into helping them to solve their problems. Stay strong and let him deal with the mess he's made of his life. Posted by: four seasons at December 24, 2025 11:59 PM (3ek7K) 351
Merry Christmas Horde!
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 24, 2025 11:59 PM (snZF9) 352
And we heard him exclaim as he drove out of sight "Happy Christmas to all",
"And to all a good night". Posted by: From about That Time at December 25, 2025 12:00 AM (sl73Y) Posted by: Imklos with traditional Austro-Hungarian style at December 25, 2025 12:00 AM (f/3mU) 354
OK, you made me look it up. Lightering Lightering is the process of transferring cargo between vessels of different sizes, usually between a barge and a bulker or oil tanker. Lightering is undertaken to reduce a vessel's draft so it can enter port facilities that cannot accept large, fully loaded, ocean-going vessels. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 25, 2025 12:00 AM (pkeXY) 355
We can't be saviors for people who have wrecked their lives. So many people try to guilt us into helping them to solve their problems.
This times 1000. Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at December 25, 2025 12:01 AM (lUFok) 356
We can't be saviors for people who have wrecked their lives. So many people try to guilt us into helping them to solve their problems.
Stay strong and let him deal with the mess he's made of his life. Posted by: four seasons +1 and Amen. Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 25, 2025 12:01 AM (rghSL) Posted by: four seasons at December 25, 2025 12:03 AM (3ek7K) 358
“The magic of Christmas is ordinary kindness done on purpose.”
I hope you all have a lovely and magical Christmas Day. I love you all to pieces. I will continue to pray and send my best to you all for this wonderful day! Thanks Mr. Rex and all of you CoBs, wherever you are🥰! Peace and good night 💕 Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 25, 2025 12:03 AM (LNeRu) 359
47lb Maine Coon mix named Ender getting a bath
That is probably a Maine Coon mixed with a Bombay. He has the same head and face as my black tom, and the same look of offense. Bombays can run 20 lbs Posted by: Kindltot at December 25, 2025 12:04 AM (rbvCR) Posted by: four seasons at December 25, 2025 12:04 AM (3ek7K) 361
It is either a rope of sand trying to tie them all together, or it is a house of cards because none of the players have enough money to survive without the cocaine shipments and the oil, and still force some sort of fight.
It is either a rope of sand trying to tie them all together, or it is a house of cards because none of the players have enough money to survive without the cocaine shipments and the oil, and still force some sort of fight. It is important to identify the problem before trying to solve it. You wind up pushing on doors marked "pull" and figure you have to push harder. Dry up the funding and half the problem is solved. Posted by: Kin cocaine is a hell of a drug, rick james Posted by: n at December 25, 2025 12:04 AM (1/MxA) 362
four seasons, Merry Christmas to you and yours as well!
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 25, 2025 12:05 AM (rghSL) 363
Merry Christmas Horde!
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division Is also Merry Christmasings! We are wait kind help for local bike shop of Novdu. We are having helmets with spikes, from old Grandfathers, but Youngs say need for speed and why always leaking the oilings of Big American Davidson-Harlyings? Posted by: Official Novdu Informations at December 25, 2025 12:05 AM (f/3mU) 364
Merry Christmas, hoard. Fireworks going off here. God bless us, everyone!
Posted by: Joe Kidd at December 25, 2025 12:06 AM (nbLIj) 365
There is much good cheer from the Horde tonight. Merry Christmas to all.
Posted by: JM in Illinois at December 25, 2025 12:06 AM (R4u51) Posted by: Hunter Biden, Esq - artist at December 25, 2025 12:06 AM (lUFok) Posted by: four seasons at December 25, 2025 12:06 AM (3ek7K) 368
Merry Christmas to all.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 25, 2025 12:08 AM (viF8m) 369
I had to look it up. From Apollo 12 and onwards, the initial trajectory to the Moon was just a highly elliptical orbit that would fall short of the Moon, and come back to earth. So, they were still okay if the SM engine didn't fire. After docking with the LM and all that, they did a systems check, and then fired the SM engine to put them on the desired trajectory to reach the Moon, but it was not free return. Apollo 13 had already done that maneuver. They were counting on using the LM engine if there was problem, which there was. If the LM engine hadn't fired properly, they would've been fucked. Coming back, they also did another burn to speed up the return to earth. With the power constraints, they probably would've been fucked without that speed-up as well. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 25, 2025 12:08 AM (w6EFb) 370
Lightering
Lightering is the process of transferring cargo between vessels of different sizes, usually between a barge and a bulker or oil tanker. Lightering is undertaken to reduce a vessel's draft so it can enter port facilities that cannot accept large, fully loaded, ocean-going vessels. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr That is how I Darleen in the front door sometimes Pee and try again Posted by: Imkos tries. And pushes. And lubricates the door frame at December 25, 2025 12:08 AM (f/3mU) 371
Thanks to all!
Merry Christmas, Horde-- I'd be bonkers without all of you. Ugh. Think I'll mix a drink... Posted by: JQ at December 25, 2025 12:09 AM (rdVOm) 372
364 Merry Christmas, hoard. Fireworks going off here. God bless us, everyone!
Posted by: Joe Kidd at December 25, 2025 12:06 AM (nbLIj) --------- Someone needs to invest in a calendar. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 25, 2025 12:09 AM (nWPIJ) 373
I'm drinking a lot of wine to night, so just put up with me, lol. My favorite Christmas song is O Holy Night. Last night we watched/listened to Jenniffer Nettles, of Sugarland, sing the song. Her rendition is so powerful. It brought tears to our eyes. The only accompaniment she had was a guy playing the guitar. It was so moving and I recommend watching it on the boob tube. It was the video that was on Sirius. Posted by: four seasons at December 25, 2025 12:10 AM (3ek7K) 374
47lb Maine Coon mix named Ender getting a bath
---- That cat is not 47lbs. It's a big cat but no way it's 47lbs. Probably 25 at most. I have a Maine Coon mix kitten that's almost 11lbs at 9 months. He looks full Maine coon. I'm ready to kill the dog. I made an apple pie today. It turned out great, looked great. Had it on the counter to cool... I no longer have anything to bring to the in-laws house tomorrow...😱🤯🤨😡 Posted by: lin-duh is offended at December 25, 2025 12:11 AM (VCgbV) 375
Genesis 3:15
And I will put enmity between thee (the serpent) and the woman, and between thy seed and her seed; it (her seed - Jesus) shall bruise thy head, and thou shalt bruise his heel. It was our Lord's crucifixion that defeated satan, bruised his head. The Lamb, slain from the foundation of the world. Thank you Father for sending your Only Begotten Son! That through your gift of faith in Him we have life eternal. Thank you Jesus, our Lord and Saviour, for being obedient, even unto death. Help me to be obedient unto you. In Jesus name above all names I ask! Posted by: TeeJ at December 25, 2025 12:11 AM (T08Hw) Posted by: H1-Z Imklos at December 25, 2025 12:12 AM (f/3mU) 377
Heard some celebratory gunfire a little while ago. No fireworks.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 25, 2025 12:12 AM (rghSL) 378
Greetings Hordlings,
Just got here, going to read the comments, nice ONT, thanks! I've put out luminaries before. They are beautiful and easy: brown paper bags, sand, and tea light candles. Thanks for the note about checking in on loved ones who may be struggling. Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 25, 2025 12:12 AM (igoLh) 379
Diwali Gator is the swinging alligator in the swamp.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 25, 2025 12:13 AM (nWPIJ) 380
I'm smitten yet again by a fiery Latina of the night:
youtube.com/watch?v=Mn_y3nVUmGk Posted by: gp at December 25, 2025 12:13 AM (GHIyr) 381
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OK, you made me look it up. Lightering Lightering is the process of transferring cargo between vessels of different sizes, usually between a barge and a bulker or oil tanker. Lightering is undertaken to reduce a vessel's draft so it can enter port facilities that cannot accept large, fully loaded, ocean-going vessels. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. ---------- And what's up the street from GOLA? Exxon, one of the only refineries capable of mass reduction to Venezuelan tar. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 25, 2025 12:13 AM (2ef5s) 382
344 The other variant I've seen is trying to pretend they were kind of illegal alien, when the Bible SPECIFICALLY says that they went to Bethlehem because that was Joseph's NATIVE TOWN.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 24, 2025 11:57 PM (IG3/x) I usually take that "illegal alien" bit to be about their running to Egypt, which, if I understand it correctly, in modern parlance, would have been like moving from Puerto Rico to Guam. Posted by: tankdemon at December 25, 2025 12:14 AM (sjyPY) 383
>>I've put out luminaries before. They are beautiful and easy: brown paper bags, sand, and tea light candles.
There was a group in the MA town I used to live in that would spend days lining the roads with luminaries, candles in white bags. The tradition was on Christmas Eve people would turn their car headlights off and drive around by the light of the luminaries and Christmas decorations. It was really pretty. Posted by: JackStraw at December 25, 2025 12:15 AM (viF8m) 384
Diwali Gator is the swinging alligator in the swamp.
Posted by: Cicero I think it's in there https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3kQlsW3JxY Posted by: Swingin' it Imklos at December 25, 2025 12:15 AM (f/3mU) 385
We can't be saviors for people who have wrecked their lives. So many people try to guilt us into helping them to solve their problems.
---------- There is a great danger that our sympathy and heartfelt caring can become enabling. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 25, 2025 12:16 AM (XeU6L) 386
Way off topic but I was watching an episode of Hogan's Heros tonight and it occurred to me that Governor Tim Walz reminded me a lot of Sergeant Schultz, both Sergeants, both utterly useless to an actual military unit and both "Hear Nothing, See Nothing and Say Nothing!" They are both a bit overweight and have very round faces.
The only difference is only one of them was an intentional idiot. Posted by: JB1000 at December 25, 2025 12:18 AM (/gRa9) 387
If I started a lightering company, I'd call it Zippo Lightering. Until Zippo shut me down.
Posted by: gp at December 25, 2025 12:18 AM (GHIyr) 388
JQ, Have your drink and try to relax. You are having tough times now. The main thing is not to feel responsible about your b-i-law. Hubby and I have been in that position with a couple of family members and, you know what? Everything we did to help them did no good. They are still in the shitholes they have made of their lives. Good people try to help others and most of the time it doesn't do anything for them and makes our lives worse. I'm not trying to be bossy, lol, well sometimes I am. Take care of your husband and you and that is all that matters. Posted by: four seasons at December 25, 2025 12:19 AM (3ek7K) 389
Heard some celebratory gunfire a little while ago. No fireworks.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary It's when the ululations start Posted by: Imlos notices that the drums have also stopped at December 25, 2025 12:20 AM (f/3mU) 390
Mike Hammer, You are correct! Merry Christmas to you and I hope the bears up there leave you alone, lol. Posted by: four seasons at December 25, 2025 12:21 AM (3ek7K) 391
Heard some celebratory gunfire a little while ago. No fireworks. Posted by: BarelyScaryMary Thugs shooting at Santa. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 25, 2025 12:21 AM (pkeXY) 392
My favorite Christmas song is O Holy Night. Last night we watched/listened to Jenniffer Nettles, of Sugarland, sing the song. Her rendition is so powerful. It brought tears to our eyes.
------ Worth the watch, Nettles, Oh Come Oh Come Emmanuel https://shorturl.at/v7rO3 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 25, 2025 12:21 AM (XeU6L) 393
Or you point a shotgun at the handle and blow the fucker open.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 24, 2025 11:58 PM (2ef5s) It doesn;t matter how much force you use if you don't understand the problem. You missed where I said "we have been killing people for all my life and it hasn't worked, besides make a lot of people who aren't related to me really rich." Your blood, their wealth. Your addiction, their wealth. Your children sacrificed, their wealth. This isn't winning. Posted by: Kindltot at December 25, 2025 12:22 AM (rbvCR) 394
Someone needs to invest in a calendar.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 25, 2025 12:09 AM (nWPIJ) It's Florida. Fireworks stores are open all year round here... Posted by: Joe Kidd at December 25, 2025 12:22 AM (nbLIj) 395
Take care of your husband and you and that is all that matters.
Posted by: four seasons ---------- Yes. That IS all that really matters. Posted by: JQ at December 25, 2025 12:22 AM (rdVOm) Posted by: four seasons at December 25, 2025 12:23 AM (3ek7K) 397
They've got the Artemis II SLS rocket boosters all decked out with an "America 250" logo. I think Trump is going to make a big deal out of this as part of the 250 year festivities. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 25, 2025 12:24 AM (w6EFb) 398
Diwali, symbolizes the spiritual victory of Dharma over Adharma, light over darkness, good over evil, and knowledge over ignorance.
-- Sounds good to me. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 25, 2025 12:25 AM (2ef5s) 399
Berserker,
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you and your wonderful wife. Posted by: four seasons at December 25, 2025 12:04 AM (3ek7K) Thanks, and to you as well! Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 25, 2025 12:26 AM (snZF9) 400
Merry Christmas!
Posted by: Mick at December 25, 2025 12:27 AM (HFx9z) 401
JQ, The only thing that matters now is you and your husband. I'm almost 80 y/o and I speak from experience. We cannot let guilt rule our lives. I wished I had learned that many years ago. You are a wonderful person. Posted by: four seasons at December 25, 2025 12:28 AM (3ek7K) 402
There might well be violent repercussions for the tanker taking(s). That doesn't mean that it should not be done...but we should brace up for it.
Just an educated guess on my part. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 25, 2025 12:28 AM (XeU6L) 403
We are wait kind help for local bike shop of Novdu. We are having helmets with spikes, from old Grandfathers, but Youngs say need for speed and why always leaking the oilings of Big American Davidson-Harlyings?
Posted by: Official Novdu Informations at December 25, 2025 12:05 AM (f/3mU) They haven't leaked since 1984. You sure you're not wearing the helmet spike on the inside? lol Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 25, 2025 12:28 AM (snZF9) 404
Posted by: Kindltot, sorry that you have such a perverse attitude about America.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 25, 2025 12:29 AM (2ef5s) 405
"Returning, they will also break the speed record, coming in hotter than any Apollo mission did...."
And there's a significant chance that they won't survive. Posted by: pawn at December 25, 2025 12:30 AM (EMg+d) 406
Merry Christmas, all, and to all a good night!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius ---------- Wolfus beat me to it. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 25, 2025 12:30 AM (XeU6L) 407
I'm so old, I remember this https://twitter.com/i/status/2003157180179186013 God Bless us, every one Posted by: Tiny Imklos Tim at December 25, 2025 12:30 AM (f/3mU) 408
They haven't leaked since 1984. You sure you're not wearing the helmet spike on the inside? lol Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division ---- Glad they figured it out. But you know my Kohler has been leaking since the middle of 2000 and it's still leaking. Just add oil up to the fill line and crank it up. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 25, 2025 12:33 AM (2ef5s) Posted by: four seasons at December 25, 2025 12:33 AM (3ek7K) 410
Wolfus beat me to it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer Says here...Mike Hammer...one (1) figgy pudding *adjusts monocle, and glances over in a kindly way* Posted by: Tiny Imklos Tim, keeping records like his Dad at December 25, 2025 12:33 AM (f/3mU) Posted by: JQ at December 25, 2025 12:34 AM (rdVOm) Posted by: four seasons at December 25, 2025 12:34 AM (3ek7K) Posted by: four seasons at December 25, 2025 12:35 AM (3ek7K) 414
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you.
Posted by: four seasons Dittos You also have Dixie doggie tail wags. Which has got to be good for something Posted by: Tiny Imklos Tim, thankful and prayerful at December 25, 2025 12:35 AM (f/3mU) 415
Good evening, Hordelings. I've been prepping stuff for tomorrow's family gathering and brunch. Gotta wrap presents and finish cooking in the morning. I'm so glad I have Friday off; holidays sometimes don't feel like holidays when you're the one responsible for feeding everyone.
Posted by: PabloD at December 25, 2025 12:36 AM (Epuwl) 416
You are a wonderful person.
Posted by: four seasons -------- *blushes* Don't know about wonderful, but I *do* wonder a lot... heh. Merry Christmas, 4s. And thank you. Posted by: JQ at December 25, 2025 12:36 AM (rdVOm) 417
https://twitter.com/i/status/2003157180179186013
God Bless us, every one Posted by: Tiny Imklos Tim --- Merry Christmas, Miklos. _ . - > MERRY CHRISTMAS to ALL !!! Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 25, 2025 12:36 AM (2ef5s) 418
Merry Christmas, friends in gray boxes!
Son #1 just left. We co hosted my brother and his family plus my SiL 89 yo dad. He’s a lovely gentleman. Parkinson’s. He’s Jami g in there though and, if you take the time, has lovely comments to add to conversation. Son stayed to help with initial cleanup. Dishwasher running. I will leave my Depression era glassware for tomorrow morning when I am more coordinated. Love to you all. Just me and Lucy now. son will be here in the morning for crab cakes and presents. I am so very blessed. Posted by: nurse ratched at December 25, 2025 12:37 AM (IhIKR) 419
Ahhhhh... that feels pretty good.
*mixes one more* Posted by: JQ Dammit No Gosh darn it *checks Amazon for one of those automatic drink maker machines* Posted by: Tiny Imklos Tim, starting gift list for 2026 at December 25, 2025 12:38 AM (f/3mU) 420
Hubby and I are retired. He does his thing and I do my thing, perks of being retired. He amazed me last when I told him I know I read AOS most of the day. He told me it's your community. He is right, geez, I hate to admit he's right about something, lol. We are a community here, not the commie type of community. We are all blessed by Ace. Posted by: four seasons at December 25, 2025 12:39 AM (3ek7K) 421
411 *finishes drink*
Ahhhhh... that feels pretty good. *mixes one more* Posted by: JQ --- Hey ho, I'm having extras too. --- is it sleigh bells or tinnitus? only your dr knows for sure Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 25, 2025 12:39 AM (2ef5s) Posted by: four seasons at December 25, 2025 12:40 AM (3ek7K) 423
Werner! Good to see you are back!
I watched "Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans" a few weeks ago and I have to say, your use of "GatorCam" was sheer genius. I guess you didn't finish your Hallmark Christmas movie in time to show it this year. Hopefully, next year we get to see Nick Cage as the cocaine-crazed small town guy who shows the city girl the True Meaning of Christmas. Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at December 25, 2025 12:41 AM (A62KL) 424
We've got two dogs visiting this week as daughter & son-in-law are in NY visiting his family. When they and our Daisy start a barkfest, it gives a wild new meaning to "three dog night."
MiladyJo fed these three dogs and our cat, then went down to the old house near the gate to feed the various feral kitties down there, then went to feed and check on Son's two dogs and cat since he's working late, then went by Daughter's to check on their two cats. That's five dogs, four house cats, and a pack of ferals. I just sat here and hung out with the feral Morons on the ONT. About 40 minutes until Midnight here in God's best time zone, so it's time to leave and go do some final Christmasy things. Silent Night (Stille Nacht, Heilige Nacht) Edison Male Quartette (1905) https://youtu.be/yA7dj7wBONY Sweet dreams of sugar plum fairies, y'all. Posted by: mindful webworker - keep it simple, keep it sweet at December 25, 2025 12:42 AM (uPdbI) 425
I've been reading Ace pretty much every day since about 2002. I used to comment here all the time, until the comments got too many to keep up. I even got to guest blog here once, which was probably the highlight of my brief blogging career. This place is very special to me, Ace is very special to me, and I wish you all a very Merry Christmas.
Posted by: Sobek at December 25, 2025 12:42 AM (sazW1) 426
*checks Amazon for one of those automatic drink maker machines*
Posted by: Tiny Imklos Tim, --- Pony up 20k, Tesla Optimus not only makes your drink it brings it to you. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 25, 2025 12:42 AM (2ef5s) 427
Werner should also mention the persistent visits of David Bowie to Schloss Herzog. He describes himself as a neighbor and wishes to sing Yuletide carols with me. This has been going on for at least a decade or more. Dave, I tell him, I am not Bing Crosby and you are not my neighbor. Come on, Vern, he always says, it's time to sing. Dave, I respond, you are not right about the time, and besides that, you have been deceased for a considerable time. Only when I point the laser at him and turn Commander Star Sprinkles loose does he relent. Every year it is like this.
Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at December 25, 2025 12:43 AM (VqnfR) 428
--- is it sleigh bells or tinnitus? only your dr knows for sure
Posted by: Braenyard ------- LOL! My tinnitus gets so loud sometimes, I wonder if *other people* can hear it too! Posted by: JQ at December 25, 2025 12:44 AM (rdVOm) 429
Merry Christmas to the Horde! Tigger the cat is sitting on my lap, demanding attention.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 25, 2025 12:44 AM (npFr7) 430
Posted by: Sobek at December 25, 2025 12:42 AM (sazW1
I remember your nic as a frequent commentator. Posted by: Opinion fact at December 25, 2025 12:44 AM (KDPiq) Posted by: JackStraw at December 25, 2025 12:45 AM (viF8m) 432
Miklos, Hubby and I were laughing with oldest son tonight about a dog we had a couple of decades named Dixie. She was a cocker spaniel and was the meanest dog we've ever had. We're sure she was an inbreed dog from unscrupulous breeders. We kept her until her old age but it was a trial. Meanest bitch we've ever had, lol. Posted by: four seasons at December 25, 2025 12:45 AM (3ek7K) 433
*checks Amazon for one of those automatic drink maker machines*
Posted by: Tiny Imklos Tim Have you considered an IV slow-drip of pure ethanol? No more having to get off the couch. No more messing with those pesky bottles of mixer. Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at December 25, 2025 12:46 AM (A62KL) 434
Merry Christmas, AOP!
Is Tigger that (formerly little) kitten what you found in the shop a while back? Posted by: JQ at December 25, 2025 12:46 AM (rdVOm) 435
Pony up 20k, Tesla Optimus not only makes your drink it brings it to you.
Posted by: Braenyard *invests 20k in Tesla shares* This might work Posted by: Tiny Imklos Tim, nickel and dime and lithium investor at December 25, 2025 12:47 AM (f/3mU) 436
Glad they figured it out.
But you know my Kohler has been leaking since the middle of 2000 and it's still leaking. Just add oil up to the fill line and crank it up. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 25, 2025 12:33 AM (2ef5s) I hate oil leaks. Harley had leaks for a few reasons. The main thing was up until 1965 they had a front primary chain oiler that pumped, or dripped oil directly from the oil pump onto the chain to lube it, and there was no return. There was a small little drain tube that dropped it onto the street. In 1965 they came out with a return system. Great, but then they added an oiler to the rear drive chain, so now that chain got oiled, and dripped onto the street. The big problem is owners never checked the setting of the rear oiler which was adjustable, and they just let it do whatever. They also never checked the return hoses for the primary oiling system. They would get loose, or old and cracked, more leaks. 1984 they came out with a new motor, stuck the primary chain in a sealed wet bath with it's own fluid, and eventually in 1986 went to rear belt drives with the new 5 speed, and poof, no more leaks. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 25, 2025 12:47 AM (snZF9) 437
Isn't there some kind of Keurig style boozerator?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 25, 2025 12:47 AM (pkeXY) Posted by: four seasons at December 25, 2025 12:48 AM (3ek7K) Posted by: JQ at December 25, 2025 12:48 AM (rdVOm) 440
Is Tigger that (formerly little) kitten what you found in the shop a while back?
Posted by: JQ at December 25, 2025 12:46 AM (rdVOm) Yes, she arrived via the Cat Distribution System. She was friendly right from the get-go, no way she was a feral. Fuzzy, all black save for a small white chest patch, and named Tigger for the stripes she ain't got. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 25, 2025 12:48 AM (npFr7) 441
Have you considered an IV slow-drip of pure ethanol? No more having to get off the couch. No more messing with those pesky bottles of mixer.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy We done had that for years. Private parties only. Posted by: Crazy Imklos' Non-Stop Tzampotli Family Fun Park and Somewhat Legal Other Stuff at December 25, 2025 12:49 AM (f/3mU) 442
Yes, she arrived via the Cat Distribution System. She was friendly right from the get-go, no way she was a feral. Fuzzy, all black save for a small white chest patch, and named Tigger for the stripes she ain't got.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon -------- Squeee! Posted by: JQ at December 25, 2025 12:51 AM (rdVOm) Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 25, 2025 12:51 AM (igoLh) 444
Does anyone make "dummy" Harleys for display pieces in bars and restaurants? There is a diner here in town has Harley parked on a mat just inside the entrance door. Nary a drip to be seen on the mat.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 25, 2025 12:52 AM (npFr7) 445
Merry Christmas, four seasons.
And to all you cantankerous bastards, You’re all a bunch of softies and I want to hug you all. Posted by: nurse ratched at December 25, 2025 12:52 AM (IhIKR) Posted by: JQ at December 25, 2025 12:53 AM (rdVOm) 447
Merry Christmas, Nurse!
Posted by: PabloD at December 25, 2025 12:54 AM (Epuwl) 448
Many thanks for the welcome, Idaho Spudboy. All my best wishes to you and yours. Bad Lieutenant Port of Call New Orleans is one of my favorite works. The Hallmark film will be coming soon - Nic Cage just needs to get his narco levels fully uploaded.
Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at December 25, 2025 12:54 AM (VqnfR) 449
Isn't there some kind of Keurig style boozerator?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. I see dollar signs.... *tries to file patent on Official Holiday* Posted by: Imklosian Anti-Marketing SA de CV at December 25, 2025 12:55 AM (f/3mU) Posted by: Genial bartender on unpaid leave at December 25, 2025 12:56 AM (f/3mU) 451
I left a plate of leftover pancakes and bacon for Santa.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at December 25, 2025 12:58 AM (w6EFb) 452
Merry Christmas to all denizens, past and present, of the ONT!
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at December 25, 2025 12:59 AM (w6EFb) 453
Deck the hall with retard folly fa la la la la la la la la
Drink until I'm fucking jolly fa la la la la la la la la Laugh at those in ghey apparel fa la la la la la la la Time to tap another barrel fa la la la la la la la la Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 25, 2025 12:59 AM (snZF9) Posted by: four seasons at December 25, 2025 01:00 AM (3ek7K) 455
Hiya, Miley! Merry Christmas to you & publius!
Posted by: JQ at December 25, 2025 01:00 AM (rdVOm) 456
Merry Christmas from Texas, Horde! 😊💕🎉
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at December 25, 2025 01:01 AM (XSP3T) 457
Merry Christmas back to all of you! Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 25, 2025 01:01 AM (w6EFb) Posted by: Soothsayer at December 25, 2025 01:01 AM (yreN9) 459
Hey, Bers! Metal Christmas to you!
Posted by: JQ at December 25, 2025 01:01 AM (rdVOm) 460
Santa is getting a container of homemade Chex Mix that I had hidden. Made 3 batches yesterday and most of it has been devoured.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 25, 2025 01:01 AM (rghSL) Posted by: four seasons at December 25, 2025 01:01 AM (3ek7K) 462
I left a plate of leftover pancakes and bacon for Santa.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist I left Bourbon Bet it's gone by morning Posted by: Imklos was a Good Boy, considering at December 25, 2025 01:03 AM (f/3mU) 463
Whoops, forgot the link Bers-- you probly know this one already but wth...
https://youtu.be/1cZIUstS1wY Posted by: JQ at December 25, 2025 01:03 AM (rdVOm) 464
Merry Christmas and good night to all!
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 25, 2025 01:07 AM (rghSL) 465
Hey, Bers! Metal Christmas to you!
Posted by: JQ at December 25, 2025 01:01 AM (rdVOm) like this? lol Deck the viking house with holly Valhalla la la la la la la la Drink the mead until we're jolly Valhalla la la la la la la la Don we now our war apparel valhalla la la la la la la la raid some village steal their barrels valhalla la la la la la la la Merry christmas to you too! Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 25, 2025 01:07 AM (snZF9) 466
Just for fun, I ran Stellarium back to 2BC using DE441 (that's a 2GB data file, too!) That conjunction of Venus and Jupiter peaked at June 17, 2BC, at 17:50 Z. Well, "Z" is UT1, based on Stellarium's delta-t model. In ephemeris time, it's exact, but the uncertainties in earth's rotation make it a little bit fuzzy for actual UT1 time. Anyway, they were so close the disc of Venus touched Jupiter. Venus was closer to Jupiter in the sky than all the Galilean moons. That was some conjunction indeed. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 25, 2025 01:09 AM (w6EFb) Posted by: four seasons at December 25, 2025 01:10 AM (3ek7K) 468
Ho-ho-ho to all Horders and Hordettas … Best wishes to all of you (whether you've been naughty or nice) for a great Christmas. Joyeux Nöel, oui … ?
Posted by: Dr_No at December 25, 2025 01:10 AM (ayRl+) 469
Merry Christmas and hiya back atcha, JQ!
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at December 25, 2025 01:12 AM (w6EFb) Posted by: four seasons at December 25, 2025 01:14 AM (3ek7K) 471
He does have his own agenda, but his actual facts are pretty interesting even short of making any conclusions from them
https://tinyurl.com/4ujsevdz Posted by: Kindltot at December 24, 2025 11:18 PM (rbvCR) That was fascinating! You’re right he has his own agenda, and by the end you get into the “huh?” territory, but it’s still some great thinking. Posted by: Tom Servo at December 25, 2025 01:15 AM (7JH4o) 472
We can't be saviors for people who have wrecked their lives. So many people try to guilt us into helping them to solve their problems.
Stay strong and let him deal with the mess he's made of his life. Posted by: four seasons ----- I'm a soft touch for someone with dementia and mental illness. Her bad behavior is not entirely her fault, but it's still bad behavior. Posted by: JM in Illinois at December 25, 2025 01:17 AM (tESdR) 473
Mama Publius got me a fleece robe with a sherpa-lined hood. Full-length, very cozy, and perfect for smoking in the garage and listening to stories of human perfidy.
I got her a basket of goodies - a fuzzy lined cap with earflaps and a brim (she's sleeping in it right now), one of those scarves with a loop so you can feed the other end right through and keep your throat and neck warm without long ends to deal with. Some fancy Italian cookies that my college roommate brought to our wedding that she thought were delicious. Some Andes and cinnamon honey pecans. And hopefully the best one - a collection of the first three novels in a new detective series for her. She's sucked all of the juice out of Commissar Brunetti and his wife Paola. I hope that Andrea Camilleri's Inspector Montalbano is as enjoyable for her, because there are over two dozen novels so far. Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at December 25, 2025 01:22 AM (w6EFb) 474
Oooh! Great gifts, Miley!
Posted by: JQ at December 25, 2025 01:26 AM (rdVOm) 475
Publius got me a swanky Nutribullet blender that's even nicer than the one I asked for. I got him a wallet that will feel alien to his nonexistent ass for the next ten years, maybe. I've got to take him to the store to buy him a good winter coat. Don't want my baby to freeze out there.
Well, not today, it's gonna be in the 70s. Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at December 25, 2025 01:27 AM (w6EFb) 476
I've read the Ethical Skeptic stuff for a while. His writing, however, can be like trying to swim through molasses in December. He's the author of that "ECDO Theory", that the Erf does a crust/mantle pole shit from decoupling with the core. I tell myself that is just impossible. The erf has settled around it's maximum axis of inertia, and nothing like that can happen. Seriously, in his timeline, the last time that supposedly happened was what, 4000 BC or something? No way we could be here now if that happened that recently. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 25, 2025 01:28 AM (w6EFb) 477
Posted by: JM in Illinois at December 25, 2025 01:17 AM
I'm a soft-touch too, for anyone in need. It has been mostly to my own detriment over the years... Being called "selfish" is like being called "racist"-- no one wants to be called *that* or to be thought of as such! Posted by: JQ at December 25, 2025 01:29 AM (rdVOm) Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 25, 2025 01:29 AM (JkO4W) 479
462 I left Bourbon
Bet it's gone by morning Posted by: Imklos was a Good Boy, considering at December 25, 2025 01:03 AM (f/3mU) I bought some for eggnog, but I haven't made eggnog yet. So maybe two fingers in a crystal glass, to toast Santa, of course. brb Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at December 25, 2025 01:30 AM (w6EFb) 480
Miley, I am hooked on a series written by M. C. Beaton. It's a series about a constable in the Scottish Highlands, Hamish Macbeth. When Mama runs out of something to read you might want to check out those books. Posted by: four seasons at December 25, 2025 01:31 AM (3ek7K) 481
XH #2 (I only refer to him as "number two" because that's what he truly was...) taught me ALL ABOUT enabling. And guilt-tripping. And addiction. And codependency.
There's only so much BS I will take, before shutting off completely. Compassion fatigue... Posted by: JQ at December 25, 2025 01:34 AM (rdVOm) 482
20 minutes here in the Mountain time zone until Christmas Day. Then it will be time to go to bed. Posted by: four seasons at December 25, 2025 01:41 AM (3ek7K) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 25, 2025 01:42 AM (2ef5s) 484
But Christ was born to redeem us. I am grateful for this.
Posted by: JQ at December 25, 2025 01:42 AM (rdVOm) 485
Running Stellarium back to August 27th, yep, that 4-planet conjunction happened just like ES described it. DE441 puts in on August 26, around noon UT1, which is well within the expected uncertainty range of lower precision ephemeris. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 25, 2025 01:44 AM (w6EFb) 486
Oooh! Great gifts, Miley!
Posted by: JQ at December 25, 2025 01:26 AM (rdVOm) I love that lady, JQ. It's been a rough 6 months for her, and I'm grateful to have her with us still. Since we don't have kids and the cats are happy with boxes, she's like the kid. Honestly, she's so cute in her warm cap. I did not manage to get her a Christmas tree this year. I may run some seed lights up a palm tree tomorrow. My bad. And I haven't baked a single cookie. Yet. But I'm planning to bake an apple pie recipe from 1390. Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at December 25, 2025 01:45 AM (w6EFb) 487
Merry Christmas, friends. Stayed up and wrapped the last gifts with my daughter. I can’t believe she is here. We will face time my oldest tomorrow, she has her boys and they are headed out to Lego whatever the 26th, so it wasn’t feasible for her to be here. Next year, come heck or high water, I am going to be with everyone.
Posted by: Piper at December 25, 2025 01:46 AM (p4NUW) Posted by: Diogenes at December 25, 2025 01:46 AM (2WIwB) 489
I'm a soft-touch too, for anyone in need. It has been mostly to my own detriment over the years...
Being called "selfish" is like being called "racist"-- no one wants to be called *that* or to be thought of as such! Posted by: JQ at December 25, 2025 01:29 AM (rdVOm) I have made that mistake often, I certainly sympathize. I always talk a big game like I’m gonna be a hard ass and when its decision time I fold like a cheap lawn chair. Posted by: Tom Servo at December 25, 2025 01:46 AM (7JH4o) 490
"taught me ALL ABOUT enabling. And guilt-tripping. And addiction. And codependency."
That makes a fellow think about dating a stripper again. Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at December 25, 2025 01:47 AM (A62KL) 491
By "puts it" at a certain time, I'm looking for when everything is the closest. You had Mars, Mercury, and Jupiter nearly on top of one another, with a thin crescent Venus off to the side, and the thin crescent Moon above, all in Regulus. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 25, 2025 01:47 AM (w6EFb) 492
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Miley, I am hooked on a series written by M. C. Beaton. It's a series about a constable in the Scottish Highlands, Hamish Macbeth. When Mama runs out of something to read you might want to check out those books. Posted by: four seasons at December 25, 2025 01:31 AM (3ek7K) AWESOME! Will make a note of that right now. Actually, Grok recommended the Montalbano series. Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at December 25, 2025 01:48 AM (w6EFb) 493
Miley, okravangelist
I would like to exchange stories of human perfidy with Miss Mama. The resulting book should be required reading for all Business students, and the exam required for any MBA program. Posted by: President Imklos J. Trump, noting that Trump has a Masters in Finance at December 25, 2025 01:50 AM (f/3mU) Posted by: four seasons at December 25, 2025 01:51 AM (3ek7K) 495
I did not know that Trump has a masters in finance.
You, my friend, live in the safest city in Sakerlina, and I hope you appreciate that. Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at December 25, 2025 01:53 AM (w6EFb) 496
This now reminds me of how lazy I have been.
The Ballad of Harley's Hat is only 90% done Tales of Human Perfidy could be a whole 90 minute set or CD Posted by: Imklos is as lazy as Life allows at December 25, 2025 01:55 AM (f/3mU) 497
I'm keeping my fingers crossed for Montalbano.
She rejected the Anne of Green Gables series - she said she didn't like the way she looked on the cover. *shrugs* Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at December 25, 2025 01:55 AM (w6EFb) Posted by: Tom Servo at December 25, 2025 01:59 AM (7JH4o) 499
This is all fascinating. 2 BC was indeed a year with some spectacular alignments in the sky. That previous June conjunction of Jupiter and Venus, touching each other, and then this 4 planet thing in late August. That was a very rare thing, indeed. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 25, 2025 02:00 AM (w6EFb) 500
Regarding human perfidy, I've been listening to AI-assisted stories on Youtube. Maya's Revenge is a hot channel. Addictive. I do not know why, but it's sucked me into the abyss.
Men's Revenge is more to the point. Usually half an hour or so. The wives are such bitchez! Maya, over 2 hours. Women like to really get into the emotional element. Takes time. What are AI learning? Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at December 25, 2025 02:00 AM (w6EFb) 501
You, my friend, live in the safest city in Sakerlina, and I hope you appreciate that.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist Oh Honey Chile. If I make it to the coast, well, look up the Black Weeks at the beach. Some weeks businesses close down, and people hunker down. Virginia Beach, Ft. Lauderdale.... Posted by: Imklos is as careful as Life allows at December 25, 2025 02:00 AM (f/3mU) Posted by: fourseasons at December 25, 2025 02:00 AM (3ek7K) 503
Good night, Tom!
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at December 25, 2025 02:00 AM (w6EFb) 504
What are AI learning?
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist AI learns everything from me. I think AI owes me moneys Posted by: Imklos is as all-knowing as any dildo, maybe moreso sometimes at December 25, 2025 02:03 AM (f/3mU) 505
Alright, It is now Christmas Day here in the great state of Wyoming. Merry Christmas to all and goodnight. Posted by: fourseasons at December 25, 2025 02:03 AM (3ek7K) 506
501 I forget what they called it in those ratchet cruise videos ("being your authentic self" or something).
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at December 25, 2025 02:05 AM (w6EFb) 507
504 Without a doubt.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at December 25, 2025 02:06 AM (w6EFb) 508
Tales of Human Perfidy could be a whole 90 minute set or CD
Posted by: Imklos is as lazy as Life allows ----------- Say the magic woid and win the tune of life: youtube.com/watch?v=9wYEfQcU0Ww Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 25, 2025 02:06 AM (2ef5s) 509
Miklos, you should drive up tomorrow. Prime rib at 4 pm.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at December 25, 2025 02:07 AM (w6EFb) 510
At least Miley speld Sakerlina almost rite
They's a "R" onto the end of that Sakkliner or South kackalacky Posted by: Clempson hampsters at December 25, 2025 02:07 AM (f/3mU) 511
Time for me to put on my Santa suit and fire up the truck, so I can leave my annual surprise gift of four cases of Idaho Silver Vodka under the tree at the Boise Mission.
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night! Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at December 25, 2025 02:09 AM (A62KL) 512
"I'll work on that," she promised.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at December 25, 2025 02:10 AM (w6EFb) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 25, 2025 02:11 AM (2ef5s) Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at December 25, 2025 02:11 AM (w6EFb) 515
If I disappear, it means I'm reading about the family that ignored grandma, except for Zoey. Guess who gets the inheritance when ragged grandma wins the lottery?
There's gonna be a lot of shrieking. Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at December 25, 2025 02:15 AM (w6EFb) 516
Welp, missed that by about a thousand miles;
"Perfidia" was originally performed by the Mexican composer Alberto Domínguez in 1939. It became a hit when recorded by Xavier Cugat in 1940. But what about Benny? Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 25, 2025 02:17 AM (2ef5s) Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at December 25, 2025 02:17 AM (w6EFb) 518
Well, past midnight here. Merry Christmas to all! I am off to bed. I am going to make me a turkey dinner tomorrow. Have a frozen turkey breast roll, going to start it in the slow cooker in the morning, along with can of turkey gravy. Make stove top stuffing, and can of wax beans, and mashed potatoes. Naw, scratch the mashed, Put some baby red taters in the slow cooker with the turkey, That will work.
Night, Horde. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 25, 2025 02:18 AM (npFr7) 519
Have a wonderful dinner, AOP! Merry Christmas.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at December 25, 2025 02:19 AM (w6EFb) Posted by: Inquiring Mind of Imklos at December 25, 2025 02:19 AM (f/3mU) Posted by: JQ at December 25, 2025 02:20 AM (rdVOm) 522
Merry Christmas Horde, far too many of you to list individually. The children are nestled all snug in their beds while visions of a fun and peaceful day dance in their heads. We had a great Christmas Eve at my daughter's house, grandkids are truly wonderful and amazing.
I am wrapped and ready, sipping on a scotch and being mighty grateful for so many blessings in my life. Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 25, 2025 02:21 AM (0nHVk) 523
Damn! Washington took 18 cannon(s?) across the Delaware that proved to be decisive in the brief battle.
Posted by: pawn at December 25, 2025 02:22 AM (EMg+d) 524
Hi, Debby-- you're up late.. Merry Christmas!
Posted by: JQ at December 25, 2025 02:23 AM (rdVOm) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 25, 2025 02:24 AM (2ef5s) 526
Hey {{{JQ}}}, I am energized tonight, Christmas Eve has long been my favorite night of the year. I spent time with a 4 year old whose eyes were definitely aglow and it brought me back to the anticipation of my youth. I got my granddaughter a cute little pink dress and she carried it around for the rest of the night just saying oooohh. So far I have a grandson who likes dinosaurs, trucks and his new electric motorcycle and a granddaughter who likes pink girly things. It reminds me of the old days.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 25, 2025 02:32 AM (0nHVk) 527
Being called "selfish" is like being called "racist"-- no one wants to be called *that* or to be thought of as such!
Posted by: JQ at December 25, 2025 01:29 AM (rdVOm ---- Good point. I'll have mull that over, include it in my thinking. Posted by: JM in Illinois at December 25, 2025 02:33 AM (v71Ni) 528
523 Damn! Washington took 18 cannon(s?) across the Delaware that proved to be decisive in the brief battle.
Posted by: pawn -------- He didn't have any alligators. what else could he do? Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 25, 2025 02:34 AM (2ef5s) 529
Philippines to acquire 2 new frigates from South Korea’s HD HHI 🇵🇭 🇰🇷
The Philippines Department of National Defense (DND) is preparing to sign a ₱34-billion ($585 million) contract to acquire two new frigates for the Philippine Navy --- Everybody's gearing up for Chairman Xi. --- Sanae Takaichi, wants Japanese government to revisit the constitution regarding military restrictions. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 25, 2025 02:43 AM (2ef5s) 530
We will also further strengthen cooperation with the Ministry of Defense, the Self-Defense Forces, and others, and vigorously promote a "free and open Indo-Pacific" through multifaceted cooperation between Japan and the United States, Japan, the United States, South Korea, Japan-U.S.-Philippines, Japan, the United States, Australia, and India.
_Sanae Takaichi Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 25, 2025 02:48 AM (2ef5s) 531
Sweet dreams, Horde, stay warm.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 25, 2025 02:49 AM (0nHVk) 532
Christ is born!
Posted by: pjungwir at December 25, 2025 02:50 AM (noE7F) 533
Good point. I'll have mull that over, include it in my thinking.
Posted by: JM in Illinois --------- Beware of those who would use the word "selfish" as a cudgel against you! Consider whether they stand to gain from your *supposed* guilt. Posted by: JQ at December 25, 2025 02:55 AM (rdVOm) 534
'Night, Debby. Have a wonderful day!
Posted by: JQ at December 25, 2025 02:58 AM (rdVOm) 535
It's now Christmas Day, here in Pacific Time.
Need to sleep but so wound-up! Grrr. Lord, please help me overcome anger and resentment! Please help me discern true need from thieving deception. I'm not worthy. Ugh. Posted by: JQ at December 25, 2025 03:03 AM (rdVOm) Posted by: JQ at December 25, 2025 03:05 AM (rdVOm) 537
Beware of those who would use the word "selfish" as a cudgel against you! Consider whether they stand to gain from your *supposed* guilt.
Posted by: JQ at December 25, 2025 02:55 AM (rdVOm) ---- Yes, indeed, their gain from "supposed" guilt. Spot on.Thanks. Posted by: JM in Illinois at December 25, 2025 03:09 AM (DwYwN) 538
Lord, please help me overcome anger and resentment! Please help me discern true need from thieving deception.
I'm not worthy. Ugh. Posted by: JQ at December 25, 2025 03:03 AM (rdVOm) Go with your gut. I found that "usually" thieving deception types are gross repeat offenders, true need types are usually victims of circumstances beyond their control. I have a friend who is an abject fuckup, a 90% worthless human, but is as honest as the day is long, and never really asks for help much. He can't fix anything, and would be late to his own funeral, and is in a semi hell of his own making because he just won't get his shit together. Probably in a class by himself as he'll never screw anybody for his own survival. You want to help, but it just wouldn't produce any lasting results. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 25, 2025 03:14 AM (snZF9) 539
Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night.
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 25, 2025 03:22 AM (6Bc88) 540
Why I shouldn't stay up past 8PM
Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2025 03:29 AM (Ia/+0) 541
Yes, Skip, and now it's past 2:30 where I am. Not good for sleep.
Time to say good night to all. Posted by: JM in Illinois at December 25, 2025 03:37 AM (jRujf) 542
Just got home from a special Christmas Eve celebration of my own making. I don't like to give away too much about my whereabouts but suffice it to say it was in some mountains and I was completely isolated. I had a nice big fire ring and lots of firewood. And a table. And a grill. And a ribeye. It was quiet. It was still. It wasn't cold. The steak couldn't have been any better. I had hours of quiet to sit and think and talk to God. Pray out loud. Sing. Walk. Drink a thermos of hot coffee. Play with the fire.
Repeat. So good. So very, very GOOD. Merry Christmas to you all. Posted by: Quarter Twenty at December 25, 2025 03:38 AM (2Ez/1) 543
The Trump administration urged all parties to accept the outcome of Honduras' presidential election where Nasry Asfura, the conservative National Party candidate backed by the U.S. president, was declared victor by the electoral body.
Hemispherical Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 25, 2025 03:49 AM (2ef5s) 544
Trying to decide to make coffee or sleep more
Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2025 03:56 AM (Ia/+0) 545
Why I shouldn't stay up past 8PM
Posted by: Skip You can stay up There are bluberry muffins on the kitchen table Posted by: Affectonate Aunt Imklos, enjoying a Hot Toddy with "Uncle" Raymond at December 25, 2025 03:59 AM (f/3mU) 546
Russia has entered U.S.-supported talks to broker a security arrangement between Israel and Syria, seeking troop deployments near the Israeli border.
Israel favors Moscow’s presence over Turkey’s expanding influence, and Washington accepts Russia’s key role given its control on the ground, officials say. - Kan News Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 25, 2025 04:00 AM (2ef5s) 547
Pixy's up!
Posted by: m at December 25, 2025 04:00 AM (RuTUS) Christmas Eve Cafe![]() Spain calls their Nativity-scene buildters Belenistas, though this one is by an American in Santa Clara At the conference, Benito learned that in Europe, whole cities have Nativity scene clubs that spend an entire year constructing life-sized dioramas, "For example, Madrid, Sevilla, and Barcelona: their clubs start building detailed buildings, with little exterior little lights, little pots and pans, trees and some of the dioramas have real water running as a little creek or fountain." One of the few Americans to participate in the international conference, he laughed when he recalled how the European artisans reacted when they discovered his nationality, “A gentleman said to us, "Americans, pay close attention to this diorama because St. Joseph looks like the Hollywood actor, Charlton Heston, Mary is the likeness Ava Gardner, and the Egyptian figurine looks like Yul Brynner." But apart from this playful reference to the Hollywood film The Ten Commandments, Benito was one of equals amongst a handful of 550 international nativity makers in attendance. All were treated to the various creative ways that the nativity clubs and Spanish and Italian artists craft their dioramas to be truly sensory experiences.Merry Christmas, friends! And garrett, too! And of course a special thanks to the cobloggers! Give them a hand. Tomorrow and Friday will be open threads from me, but I've got some good ones in the mix. Cucking a chicken. If you need a last-minute gift recommendation for your cat... This dog wants you to know there's no shame in wearing a garish Christmas sweater. Never challenge a cat in a pouncing contest. On the internet, no one can tell if you're a cat. Scuba Santa delivers toys to all the good underwater boys and girls. Sweet drinks cabinet.
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It's been two-thousand years. When will the Jews admit they're wrong? Posted by: Soothsayer at December 24, 2025 07:35 PM (yreN9) Posted by: Soothsayer at December 24, 2025 07:35 PM (yreN9) 3
Nothin better than home cucked chicken!
Posted by: banana Dream at December 24, 2025 07:36 PM (3uBP9) 4
He went there to register with Mary, who was pledged to be married to him and was expecting a child. While they were there, the time came for the baby to be born, and she gave birth to her firstborn, a son. She wrapped him in cloths and placed him in a manger, because there was no guest room available for them.
Posted by: r hennigantx at December 24, 2025 07:37 PM (gbOdA) 5
If you need a last-minute gift recommendation for your cat...
--- My cat Hexie would *love* that gift. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 24, 2025 07:37 PM (ESVrU) 6
Love baby elephants. So cute.
Posted by: Case at December 24, 2025 07:37 PM (G1OIb) 7
Belen = Nativity scene
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at December 24, 2025 07:38 PM (7gFa4) Posted by: Kaylee the Calico Kitty Cat (the cutest little cat of them all) at December 24, 2025 07:38 PM (ESVrU) 9
At the conference, Benito learned that in Europe, whole cities have Nativity scene clubs that spend an entire year constructing life-sized dioramas,
Americans use real people and animals. Posted by: rickb223 at December 24, 2025 07:38 PM (c115l) 10
I have an ask. Please add a Merry Christmas after your comment to Jane D'oh. A good lady is in need of some good cheer.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 24, 2025 07:38 PM (sDNVV) 11
Hind tit willow:
106 Tucker did not spend the entire speech shilling for Islam. Just part of it. Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 24, 2025 06:53 PM (Vj99u) -------------- Here's 32 seconds of VDH's introduction to his take down of Carlson. https://tinyurl.com/b23yhyrs Here's VDH's takedown of Tucker Carlson; There is a 1:27second quote of Tucker's idiocy before VDH begins. Push up to 1:27 if you choose. https://tinyurl.com/fr7z74b5 Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 24, 2025 07:39 PM (2ef5s) 12
But the angel said to them, “Do not be afraid. I bring you good news that will cause great joy for all the people.
This is about every angle greeting. Maybe because we are weak and scared, and doubting when G D has a plan for us. Posted by: r hennigantx at December 24, 2025 07:39 PM (gbOdA) 13
But do you think General George Jefferson stood up like a light house on the boat as the famous painting depicts? I doubt it. Posted by: Soothsayer at December 24, 2025 07:39 PM (yreN9) 14
That is a sweet drink cabinet. My dream is to buy one of those floor globes that actually hold booze inside. Very classy.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 24, 2025 07:39 PM (3uBP9) Posted by: rickb223 at December 24, 2025 07:40 PM (c115l) Posted by: r hennigantx at December 24, 2025 07:40 PM (gbOdA) 17
I have an ask. Please add a Merry Christmas after your comment to Jane D'oh. A good lady is in need of some good cheer.
Posted by: Ben How is she doing? Posted by: rickb223 at December 24, 2025 07:40 PM (c115l) 18
On the internet, no one can tell if you're a cat.
I LOLed; it hurt...(still recovering from abdominal surgery last week) Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 24, 2025 07:41 PM (ynpvh) 19
No love for the caganer so beloved in the Nativity scenes in Catalonia and neighboring areas such as Andorra, Valencia, Balearic Islands, and Northern Catalonia (in southern France)?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 24, 2025 07:41 PM (0sNs1) 20
No love for the caganer so beloved in the Nativity scenes in Catalonia and neighboring areas such as Andorra, Valencia, Balearic Islands, and Northern Catalonia (in southern France)?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 24, 2025 07:41 PM (0sNs1) 21
But the angel said to them, “Do not be afraid. I bring you good news that will cause great joy for all the people.
This is about every angle greeting. Maybe because we are weak and scared, and doubting when G D has a plan for us. Posted by: r hennigantx Maybe angels don't all look like Glenda the Good Witch? Posted by: rickb223 at December 24, 2025 07:42 PM (c115l) 22
Jane D'oh: Merry Christmas!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 24, 2025 07:42 PM (ynpvh) Posted by: Soothsayer at December 24, 2025 07:42 PM (yreN9) 24
The winter was brutal and a few tried to desert and convince others to do the same.
Washington wasn't having it and delivered the ultimate punishment. Not taught in most history classes. Posted by: Opinion fact at December 24, 2025 07:42 PM (KDPiq) 25
14 There's a scene in Band of Brothers where they discover Herman Goering's booze stash, taking up a room about the size of a small town public library.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 24, 2025 07:42 PM (gm9Sb) Posted by: rickb223 at December 24, 2025 07:42 PM (c115l) 27
angel not angle
Posted by: r hennigantx at December 24, 2025 07:43 PM (gbOdA) Posted by: rickb223 at December 24, 2025 07:43 PM (c115l) 29
{{{{Jane D'oh}}}} Merry Christmas!! Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 24, 2025 07:43 PM (0sNs1) 30
27 angel not angle
Posted by: r hennigantx at December 24, 2025 07:43 PM (gbOdA) Wondering if it was acute one... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 24, 2025 07:44 PM (ynpvh) Posted by: rickb223 at December 24, 2025 07:44 PM (c115l) 32
Well, of course my merry mindful Christmas links comment got willowed. Will repost later on the ONT.
God rest ye, Merry Gentlemorons & ettes (Per Ann Barnhardt, "Merry," in early modern English meant "mighty" or "great". And "rest" means "keep".) Posted by: mindful webworker - let nothing you dismay at December 24, 2025 07:45 PM (uPdbI) 33
Why is the male with the staff dressed as a Bedouin?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 24, 2025 07:45 PM (npFr7) 34
Posted by: Duncanthrax
Ooooooh. A double post. Posted by: rickb223 at December 24, 2025 07:42 PM Yah. Pixy was caganeering on me. Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 24, 2025 07:45 PM (0sNs1) 35
Merry Christmas to the Horde!
Monteverdi smiles upon you all. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqrTsxQgCt0 Posted by: Piercello at December 24, 2025 07:46 PM (NRGJj) 36
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Is it figgy or thiggy pudding? And what is it? Posted by: Soothsayer at December 24, 2025 07:42 PM (yreN9) Intertubes say similar to fruit cake, but different. https://tinyurl.com/4k6ftyt9 Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 24, 2025 07:47 PM (ynpvh) 37
Is it figgy or thiggy pudding?
And what is it? Posted by: Soothsayer You have to bring it, and bring it right now, before we can tell. Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 24, 2025 07:47 PM (0sNs1) 38
It's been two-thousand years. When will the Jews admit they're wrong?
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 24, 2025 07:35 PM (yreN9) I have a friend, a rabbi here in town. He likes to say “When the Messiah comes, first thing I’m gonna ask him - is this your first visit here, or your second?” Posted by: Tom Servo at December 24, 2025 07:48 PM (7JH4o) 39
I remember as a kid in Jr High going caroling. Is that done anymore?
I think that's gone the way of the Dodo bird. Posted by: Opinion fact at December 24, 2025 07:49 PM (KDPiq) 40
33 Why is the male with the staff dressed as a Bedouin?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 24, 2025 07:45 PM (npFr7) especially as he's not in the bed... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 24, 2025 07:49 PM (ynpvh) 41
And why is the stonework in the stable in a state of ruin? Should have been a going concern in 1 B.C. And that broken arch on the left should be falling on Mary's head. There is literally nothing to prevent it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 24, 2025 07:49 PM (npFr7) 42
39 I remember as a kid in Jr High going caroling. Is that done anymore?
I think that's gone the way of the Dodo bird. Posted by: Opinion fact at December 24, 2025 07:49 PM (KDPiq) Sorry. Nowadays we have Karening. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 24, 2025 07:49 PM (ynpvh) Posted by: garrett at December 24, 2025 07:50 PM (grNgC) 44
And a particularly merry Christmas to Jane D'oh!
Posted by: Piercello at December 24, 2025 07:50 PM (NRGJj) 45
41 And why is the stonework in the stable in a state of ruin? Should have been a going concern in 1 B.C. And that broken arch on the left should be falling on Mary's head. There is literally nothing to prevent it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 24, 2025 07:49 PM (npFr7) Better call OSHA... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 24, 2025 07:50 PM (ynpvh) 46
And why is the stonework in the stable in a state of ruin? Should have been a going concern in 1 B.C. And that broken arch on the left should be falling on Mary's head. There is literally nothing to prevent it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 24, 2025 07:49 PM (npFr7) Don't know why that gave me a chuckle but it did. Posted by: RickZ at December 24, 2025 07:50 PM (gKDq2) 47
There’s an Annie Lennox version of God Rest Ye you can find that is fantastic.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 24, 2025 07:50 PM (7JH4o) 48
have a friend, a rabbi here in town. He likes to say “When the Messiah comes, first thing I’m gonna ask him - is this your first visit here, or your second?”
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 24, 2025 07:48 PM (7JH4o) That's pretty good. Posted by: Opinion fact at December 24, 2025 07:50 PM (KDPiq) 49
>>I have a friend, a rabbi here in town. He likes to say “When the Messiah comes, first thing I’m gonna ask him - is this your first visit here, or your second?”
"Have you ever been to Utah?" Posted by: garrett at December 24, 2025 07:51 PM (grNgC) 50
Jane D'oh: Merry Christmas!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 24, 2025 07:42 PM (ynpvh) Likewise from me, Jane! Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 24, 2025 07:51 PM (npFr7) 51
St Peter: Boss, you need a little vacation. How about a weekend getaway to Earth?
God: No dice. They're still talking about my last vacation there and that was over 2,000 years ago! Posted by: Count de Monet at December 24, 2025 07:55 PM (wVcYX) 52
“ For to us a child is born,
to us a son is given, and the government will be on his shoulders. And he will be called Wonderful Counselor, Mighty God, Everlasting Father, Prince of Peace. Of the greatness of his government and peace there will be no end. He will reign on David’s throne and over his kingdom, establishing and upholding it with justice and righteousness from that time on and forever. The zeal of the Lord Almighty will accomplish this. Isaiah 9:6-7 Posted by: Marcus T at December 24, 2025 07:55 PM (B5Sbl) Posted by: Opinion fact at December 24, 2025 07:55 PM (KDPiq) 54
Wondering if it was acute one...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 24, 2025 07:44 PM (ynpvh) Do not be obtuse Posted by: r hennigantx at December 24, 2025 07:55 PM (gbOdA) 55
Don't know why that gave me a chuckle but it did.
Posted by: RickZ at December 24, 2025 07:50 PM (gKDq2) The more you look at it, the more you realize the modeler simply did not know how arches work. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 24, 2025 07:55 PM (npFr7) 56
Merry Christmas Eve, Horde!
I went out early this morning to do some last minute shopping. It was early in the day, so I wasn't expecting total chaos, but thought things might be a little hectic. Turns out, not so much. I guess it's due to online shopping, but last minute shopping isn't what it used to be. Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 24, 2025 07:56 PM (OGOaV) 57
Merry Christmas, Jane D'oh!
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 24, 2025 07:57 PM (wVcYX) 58
Years ago, the neighborhood pain-in-the-ass dog, a giant Black lab buck named Jet, casually ate the baby Jesus from a lavish manger scene in front of witnesses in broad daylight therefore proving to many it was the spawn of the devil.
Posted by: pawn at December 24, 2025 07:57 PM (EMg+d) 59
Merry Christmas.
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 24, 2025 07:57 PM (f5220) 60
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 24, 2025 07:56 PM (OGOaV)
Krogers was packed so I spent twice as much for a roll of paper towels at the Circle K so I wouldn't have to deal with it. Posted by: Opinion fact at December 24, 2025 07:58 PM (KDPiq) 61
The more you look at it, the more you realize the modeler simply did not know how arches work.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 24, 2025 07:55 PM (npFr7) Arches sure weren't decorative back then. I mean they could be. But decoration/style was not their purpose. Posted by: RickZ at December 24, 2025 07:59 PM (gKDq2) Posted by: Count de Monet at December 24, 2025 08:00 PM (wVcYX) 63
Merry Christmas to ya rons and ettes!
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at December 24, 2025 08:01 PM (Kt19C) 64
I don't get Action Heroes that can't open a jar of spaghetti sauce.
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 24, 2025 08:01 PM (f5220) 65
The more you look at it, the more you realize the modeler simply did not know how arches work.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 24, 2025 07:55 PM Darnit, I'm an artist, AOP, not an engineer! Posted by: The Modeler at December 24, 2025 08:01 PM (0sNs1) 66
My manger seen would have a door next to the stable with a flashing red no vacancy sign.
Posted by: Opinion fact at December 24, 2025 08:02 PM (KDPiq) 67
55 Don't know why that gave me a chuckle but it did.
Posted by: RickZ at December 24, 2025 07:50 PM (gKDq2) The more you look at it, the more you realize the modeler simply did not know how arches work. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 24, 2025 07:55 PM (npFr7) It was a Christmas miracle! Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 24, 2025 08:02 PM (ynpvh) 68
Arches sure weren't decorative back then. I mean they could be. But decoration/style was not their purpose.
Posted by: RickZ at December 24, 2025 07:59 PM (gKDq2) I expect most plebian building in Biblical Israel was done with adobe. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 24, 2025 08:02 PM (npFr7) 69
61 The more you look at it, the more you realize the modeler simply did not know how arches work.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 24, 2025 07:55 PM (npFr7) Arches sure weren't decorative back then. I mean they could be. But decoration/style was not their purpose. Posted by: RickZ at December 24, 2025 07:59 PM (gKDq2) Ah, yes, an arch enemy. Posted by: Piercello at December 24, 2025 08:03 PM (NRGJj) 70
Yeah it looks like Mary is in danger of having a severe head injury.
Posted by: Opinion fact at December 24, 2025 08:04 PM (KDPiq) 71
The Romans knew how arches worked.
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 24, 2025 08:04 PM (f5220) 72
62 Wise Man #1: We were led by a star.
Brian's Mum: Led by a bottle, more like. Posted by: Count de Monet at December 24, 2025 08:00 PM (wVcYX) Reminds me of this one: Guy is driving in the deep South and sees a creche with the three wise men dressed as firemen. So he stops and asks around and keeps being told it's in the Bible. So finally he asks, "Show me in the Bible where it says that!", and a guy goes, it says, "It's right here. It says they came from afar." Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 24, 2025 08:05 PM (ynpvh) Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at December 24, 2025 08:05 PM (Kt19C) Posted by: Opinion fact at December 24, 2025 08:06 PM (KDPiq) 75
Must have been before building codes.
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 24, 2025 08:06 PM (f5220) Posted by: Soothsayer at December 24, 2025 08:06 PM (yreN9) 77
Arches sure weren't decorative back then. I mean they could be. But decoration/style was not their purpose.
Posted by: RickZ at December 24, 2025 07:59 PM (gKDq2 I tried to show them how it’s done. Posted by: Titus at December 24, 2025 08:06 PM (7JH4o) 78
(Per Ann Barnhardt, "Merry," in early modern English meant "mighty" or "great". And "rest" means "keep".)
Posted by: mindful webworker - let nothing you dismay -- So, not pacifist? Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 24, 2025 08:06 PM (2ef5s) 79
One of those Florida pedestrian walking arches.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 24, 2025 08:07 PM (pkeXY) 80
73 still recovering from abdominal surgery last week)
Still in fear of mine to come! Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at December 24, 2025 08:05 PM (Kt19C) My discomfort is much reduced. Coughs don't kill me like they did before (hold my belly for those), still prevent sneezes though, as I figure those will really hurt... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 24, 2025 08:07 PM (ynpvh) 81
Krogers was packed so I spent twice as much for a roll of paper towels at the Circle K so I wouldn't have to deal with it.
Posted by: Opinion fact Shit. You can't hide money, I guess. Posted by: Poor Boy From A Poor Family at December 24, 2025 08:07 PM (oftw2) 82
79 One of those Florida pedestrian walking arches.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 24, 2025 08:07 PM (pkeXY) Dyslexic DEI... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 24, 2025 08:07 PM (ynpvh) 83
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1. How many reindeer does Santa have? 2. Can you name them all? Posted by: Soothsayer at December 24, 2025 08:06 PM (yreN9) 3. How many of his reindeer can jump higher than a house? Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 24, 2025 08:08 PM (ynpvh) 84
Just reading some more about this Black Dahlia/Zodiac suspect, Marvin Margolis (who used the alias Marvin Merrill in later life). His son is fully cooperating with all this. He doesn't believe his father could have done it, but he's letting them have everything they want. They're going to do handwriting analysis and all that. Also, Margolis did do 30 days in jail in CA for some fraud case involving an auto-repair business he was in in the early '70s. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 24, 2025 08:08 PM (w6EFb) 85
I just want to thank the Amazonian Gods of Delivery. Today I received the emergency Christmas gift I ordered myself, a Mr. Coffee machine.
Thank you, Amazonian Gods of Delivery! Posted by: RickZ at December 24, 2025 08:08 PM (gKDq2) 86
Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cubit, Donner, and Blitzen. And that tranny Rudolph.
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 24, 2025 08:08 PM (f5220) 87
lulz... black people... Nicki Minaj is no longer a "black American" goblins declare on Black Twitter and Black Tik Tok. Posted by: Soothsayer at December 24, 2025 08:08 PM (yreN9) 88
Posted by: Poor Boy From A Poor Family at December 24, 2025 08:07 PM (oftw2)
Do you know how to drum? Posted by: Opinion fact at December 24, 2025 08:09 PM (KDPiq) 89
but it is We who are in a "cult" Posted by: Soothsayer at December 24, 2025 08:09 PM (yreN9) 90
A Christmas Story . It’s on!
Posted by: Javems at December 24, 2025 08:09 PM (8I4hW) 91
"Washington's Crossing" by David Hackett Fischer is a superb account of the battles.
Posted by: Hal Dall at December 24, 2025 08:09 PM (SBJWI) 92
Are we talking fully laden Reindeer?
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 24, 2025 08:09 PM (f5220) 93
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lulz... black people... Nicki Minaj is no longer a "black American" goblins declare on Black Twitter and Black Tik Tok. Posted by: Soothsayer at December 24, 2025 08:08 PM (yreN9) Those lefties sure like to "whitewash" any man or woman of color they don't like... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 24, 2025 08:10 PM (ynpvh) 94
Goddamn it. I go do chore for my wife and I miss the whole Zodiac cnoversation.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 24, 2025 08:10 PM (fd80v) 95
AOP, is Peon Manor at about 2,000 feet in elevation?
Posted by: Movin' On Up! at December 24, 2025 08:11 PM (oftw2) 96
Was Prancer gay?
Posted by: Opinion fact at December 24, 2025 08:11 PM (KDPiq) 97
Did she learn how to swim?
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 24, 2025 08:11 PM (f5220) 98
Christmas movie?
Three Godfathers, with the Duke. On now, but getting sleeeeepy... Zzzzz zzzzz Zzzzzz Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at December 24, 2025 08:11 PM (Kt19C) 99
92 Are we talking fully laden Reindeer?
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 24, 2025 08:09 PM (f5220) Q. How many of his reindeer can jump higher than a house? A: All of them; houses don't jump. (Not even the bouncy ones, unless poorly tied down and picked up by the wind, and even then it's not jumping). Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 24, 2025 08:12 PM (ynpvh) Posted by: fourseasons at December 24, 2025 08:12 PM (3ek7K) 101
"Washington's Crossing" by David Hackett Fischer is a superb account of the battles.
Posted by: Hal Dall at December 24, 2025 08:09 PM (SBJWI) David McCullough's "1776" isn't bad, either. Covers only the year 1776, including The Battle of Trenton as a windup. Posted by: RickZ at December 24, 2025 08:12 PM (gKDq2) 102
Cubit?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 24, 2025 08:13 PM (pkeXY) 103
Merry Christmas to all. Your gift of friendship is treasured.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 24, 2025 08:14 PM (sDNVV) Posted by: Opinion fact at December 24, 2025 08:14 PM (KDPiq) 105
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Jim in Kali, I loved the firemen joke, lol. Thanks for the laugh. Merry Christmas! Posted by: fourseasons at December 24, 2025 08:12 PM (3ek7K) Thx (not my joke, just stole it). Merry Christmas to you too. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 24, 2025 08:14 PM (ynpvh) 106
Who would have built a stone building that was falling down at that point?
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 24, 2025 08:14 PM (f5220) 107
Cubit is like elbow joint to fingertips iirc.
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 24, 2025 08:15 PM (f5220) 108
Guy is driving in the deep South and sees a creche with the three wise men dressed as firemen. So he stops and asks around and keeps being told it's in the Bible. So finally he asks, "Show me in the Bible where it says that!", and a guy goes, it says, "It's right here. It says they came from afar."
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 24, 2025 08:05 PM (ynpvh) LOL Posted by: Count de Monet at December 24, 2025 08:16 PM (wVcYX) 109
Who's having a White Christmas? /raises claw It snowed enough yesterday to make everything white. Posted by: Soothsayer at December 24, 2025 08:16 PM (yreN9) 110
106 Who would have built a stone building that was falling down at that point?
Posted by: Boss Moss The Mesopotmanians? Posted by: Rockin' Mel Slurp at December 24, 2025 08:16 PM (oftw2) 111
I like how Mr. Bean adds in T-Rex to the Nativity scene in the department store.
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 24, 2025 08:17 PM (wVcYX) Posted by: Soothsayer at December 24, 2025 08:17 PM (yreN9) 113
106 Who would have built a stone building that was falling down at that point?
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 24, 2025 08:14 PM (f5220) It was the rage in Britain, at some point, to build ruins to have on one's estate... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 24, 2025 08:17 PM (ynpvh) 114
AOP, is Peon Manor at about 2,000 feet in elevation?
Posted by: Movin' On Up! at December 24, 2025 08:11 PM (oftw2) Around 2950 feet, according to a topo map found online. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 24, 2025 08:19 PM (npFr7) 115
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Who's having a White Christmas? /raises claw It snowed enough yesterday to make everything white. Posted by: Soothsayer at December 24, 2025 08:16 PM (yreN9) Rain here. They say it's an atmospheric river... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 24, 2025 08:19 PM (ynpvh) 116
To be fair, there are times when a certain scrupulosity over details happens here in the comments.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at December 24, 2025 08:20 PM (0sNs1) 117
It was the rage in Britain, at some point, to build ruins to have on one's estate...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) That's right. They also built Church ruins to bury their rich relatives in. It was all the rage. Posted by: Closer To Heaven at December 24, 2025 08:20 PM (oftw2) 118
Did she learn how to swim? Posted by: Boss Moss ===== In a matter of speaking. Posted by: Soothsayer ===== Here's to swimmin' with bow legged wimmen. - Quint Posted by: BifBewalski - at December 24, 2025 08:20 PM (QVmho) 119
May all of your Christmases be white.
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 24, 2025 08:20 PM (f5220) 120
We had a nice service of nine lessons and carols. Come back to watch the first part of "Scrooge" / A Christmas Carol with Alistair Sim which is. a seasonal favorite, so much so that FenSpouse repeats some of the lines out loud before the actors actually say them. Hes been doing it for as long as I've known him😉 Did I mention what a big help he was to me decorating the church? So, I can't really complain.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 24, 2025 08:21 PM (rZCVI) 121
Definitely a White Christmas here. Two inches fell in the last 24 hours, and it won't be melting any time soon.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 24, 2025 08:21 PM (npFr7) 122
120 We had a nice service of nine lessons and carols. Come back to watch the first part of "Scrooge" / A Christmas Carol with Alistair Sim which is. a seasonal favorite, so much so that FenSpouse repeats some of the lines out loud before the actors actually say them. Hes been doing it for as long as I've known him😉 Did I mention what a big help he was to me decorating the church? So, I can't really complain.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 24, 2025 08:21 PM (rZCVI) Any Wassailing? Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 24, 2025 08:22 PM (ynpvh) 123
Rain here. They say it's an atmospheric river...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) Kinda sad y'all can't dig a hole in the ground to store water. In many other states, they are called reservoirs. Posted by: French Term, I Believe at December 24, 2025 08:22 PM (oftw2) 124
That's nice, Fenelon. Glad it went well. Posted by: Soothsayer at December 24, 2025 08:22 PM (yreN9) 125
We are supposed to be having a white "day after Christmas."
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 24, 2025 08:22 PM (rZCVI) 126
Merry Christmas everyone
Back from candlelight service Posted by: Skip at December 24, 2025 08:22 PM (Ia/+0) 127
Any wax drips to report?
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 24, 2025 08:23 PM (f5220) 128
123 Rain here. They say it's an atmospheric river...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) Kinda sad y'all can't dig a hole in the ground to store water. In many other states, they are called reservoirs. Posted by: French Term, I Believe at December 24, 2025 08:22 PM (oftw2) In Kali, we blow more dams than we build, and can't blame Kumala for all of the blowing... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 24, 2025 08:23 PM (ynpvh) 129
Well, Imma out for a bit...gonna rest again.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 24, 2025 08:24 PM (ynpvh) 130
You can store water in reservoirs now?
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 24, 2025 08:24 PM (f5220) 131
When we turn our backs on Israel’s demise, a whole lot of Western Christian culture goes poof.
TC is a self serving fool. Posted by: Accomack at December 24, 2025 08:24 PM (/Chlc) 132
Around 2950 feet, according to a topo map found online.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon Wow, that means it's downhill to Rowley then. Posted by: Coasting Away. at December 24, 2025 08:24 PM (oftw2) 133
Who would have built a stone building that was falling down at that point?
Is that going to be on the test? Posted by: Florida International University Engineering at December 24, 2025 08:24 PM (UYzXg) 134
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 24, 2025 08:22 PM (ynpvh)
I'm not actually sure what "wassailing" is but I think it involves alcoholic beverages and singing . 😉 we can't have alcohol on church property and I'm not about to go to the liquor store right now. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 24, 2025 08:25 PM (rZCVI) 135
No White Christmas in Babylon DC. In fact, it will be in the 50s and sunny. Golf weather, except I'm working and the courses are closed on Christmas.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 24, 2025 08:25 PM (aKh6S) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 24, 2025 08:25 PM (rZCVI) 137
Merry Christmas, friends! And garrett, too!
And of course a special thanks to the cobloggers! Give them a hand. Posted by: Ace Merry Christmas, Ace! Merry Christmas, CoBs! 👏 Merry Christmas, Horde! We all knew garrett was more than a friend..... Posted by: mikeski at December 24, 2025 08:25 PM (nhCoE) Posted by: fourseasons at December 24, 2025 08:26 PM (3ek7K) Posted by: torabora at December 24, 2025 08:26 PM (KtOUo) 140
65 F tomorrow with high wind warning. If it doesn't start snowing soon and for the rest of winter, our current drought will be terrible next year.
Posted by: Archer at December 24, 2025 08:27 PM (YGRGv) 141
Thanks Ben Had. Hope you have a wonderful Christmas
Posted by: Javems at December 24, 2025 08:28 PM (8I4hW) 142
They effed up the redacting in Adobe apparently.
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 24, 2025 08:28 PM (f5220) 143
My Aunt and uncle from Alaska are here, good to see them.
Will again tomorrow Posted by: Skip at December 24, 2025 08:28 PM (Ia/+0) 144
A ha! The Bumpus hounds!
Posted by: Archer at December 24, 2025 08:28 PM (YGRGv) 145
They effed up the redacting in Adobe apparently.
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 24, 2025 08:28 PM (f5220) "You had one job." Posted by: Count de Monet at December 24, 2025 08:29 PM (wVcYX) Posted by: fourseasons at December 24, 2025 08:30 PM (3ek7K) 147
Quiet evening here. Just cutting up some summer sausage and assorted cheeses. Got red seedless grapes, garlic-stuffed olives, and raspberries to go with the crackers n stuff tomorrow.
Posted by: JQ at December 24, 2025 08:31 PM (rdVOm) 148
I have a nice little hand-carved manger I bought in Jerusalem. The guy who sold it to me was a muslim shopkeeper.
It still works. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 24, 2025 08:32 PM (nWPIJ) Posted by: Archer at December 24, 2025 08:33 PM (YGRGv) 150
139 The redacted wasn't redacted.
Now is that why Dan left? Is Kash next? How much can he take. Posted by: torabora a --- Are they leaving because they have been thwarted in their mission? Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 24, 2025 08:34 PM (2ef5s) 151
Wow, that means it's downhill to Rowley then.
Posted by: Coasting Away. at December 24, 2025 08:24 PM (oftw2) Rowley is at 2130 feet, so a lot lower, 820 feet lower. Doesn't really feel like it, though. Big part of the elevation difference is that one bank of the Red Deer River canyon is lower than the other. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 24, 2025 08:34 PM (npFr7) 152
No snow. Boo! It was 60 degrees here today-- 20 higher than normal. More rain than normal also, but not *flooding* amount.
Brown, muddy Christmas. Bah! Humbug! Posted by: JQ at December 24, 2025 08:34 PM (rdVOm) 153
Didn't think of it until reading the head article I bet the church down the road has a live nativity. They have a full lean to out near the road.
Posted by: Skip at December 24, 2025 08:35 PM (Ia/+0) 154
I have a nice little hand-carved manger I bought in Jerusalem. The guy who sold it to me was a muslim shopkeeper.
It still works. Posted by: Cicero Back when we had malls, there were kiosks at Christmas time selling crosses made of olive wood from Israel. Posted by: rickb223 at December 24, 2025 08:35 PM (c115l) 155
48 I have a nice little hand-carved manger I bought in Jerusalem. The guy who sold it to me was a muslim shopkeeper.
It still works. Posted by: Cicero Arabs make all the bagels in NYC now too. The old Jews who did that died, or are in The Villages, their progeny went to Law School and are a Royal PITA now. Nothing is the same. Posted by: Pining For The Fjords at December 24, 2025 08:35 PM (oftw2) 156
>>We all knew garrett was more than a friend.....
hahaha - He thought he could hide that in the Content, safe in his assumption that nobody would ever read it. Posted by: garrett at December 24, 2025 08:37 PM (grNgC) 157
Archer, we had water restrictions through the summer and fall. Barely any rain. Hubby said probably we'll have a blizzard in May, lol. Posted by: fourseasons at December 24, 2025 08:38 PM (3ek7K) 158
He thought he could hide that in the Content, safe in his assumption that nobody would ever read it.
Posted by: garrett at December 24, 2025 08:37 PM Well, we are approaching the end of the annual Commenter Review period. He'd have gotten away with it in January. Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 24, 2025 08:38 PM (0sNs1) 159
Romans had good architects. One reason, they required that the architect stand under the arch when they installed the last piece, the keystone.
He had an incentive to make sure it was overbuilt and wasn’t going to collapse. Posted by: Common Tater at December 24, 2025 08:39 PM (2RHvg) 160
Until recently I always thought "manger" was just another name for "stable". It's actually a feed trough. Could could be just as wide as an animal stall or the full length of a barn. Usually integral with the barn structure and/or animal stall walls/dividers.
Having no guest rooms available they may have had to rent a stall that other guests would pay to board their animals in. Maybe same rate? Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 24, 2025 08:42 PM (/lPRQ) 161
If I recall correctly, the early 70s S.C. Farm Strike and march on Columbia was a couple hundred tractors, most tractors I’d ever seen at that point in my life.
Posted by: Eromero at December 24, 2025 08:42 PM (LHPAg) 162
Sometimes it's described as a cave.
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 24, 2025 08:43 PM (f5220) 163
1. How many reindeer does Santa have?
2. Can you name them all? Posted by: Soothsayer Ten. Rudolph, Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, and Olive. Posted by: mikeski at December 24, 2025 08:44 PM (nhCoE) 164
My idea of moving Christmas to January 25 would solve the Non-White Christmas deal. Christ was born on October 1 or 2, so our current date is nonsense anyway. Having it later would break up winter more and assure the maximum folks having snow. As soon as we solve the DST thing, Christmas should be moved for the sake of children of coler, especially.
Posted by: Time For Change at December 24, 2025 08:44 PM (oftw2) 165
Makes senceca manger is a feed trough. Bit of hay and a blanket makes a good baby bed
Posted by: Skip at December 24, 2025 08:45 PM (Ia/+0) 166
Having no guest rooms available they may have had to rent a stall that other guests would pay to board their animals in. Maybe same rate?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 24, 2025 08:42 PM (/lPRQ) Could also be a part of a cheese factory. "A Whey in a Manger". Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 24, 2025 08:46 PM (npFr7) 167
5 y/o granddaughter asked a couple of weeks ago if it is going to be a brown Christmas. She's always had a white Christmas. Posted by: fourseasons at December 24, 2025 08:46 PM (3ek7K) 168
Merry Christmas everyone.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 24, 2025 08:46 PM (MvI35) 169
Working tomorrow, high of 76 in ETEX.
Posted by: Eromero at December 24, 2025 08:47 PM (LHPAg) Posted by: fourseasons at December 24, 2025 08:47 PM (3ek7K) 171
lulz...
black people... Nicki Minaj is no longer a "black American" goblins declare on Black Twitter and Black Tik Tok. Posted by: Soothsayer +++++ Meh. I think she is from Trinidad AND Tobago and would personally not want to be "black American" as many more educated Africans feel. Granted, she is in entertainment and would be careful not to say that. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 24, 2025 08:47 PM (/lPRQ) 172
@nicksortor
7h 🚨 LMAO! The Democrat lawfare against President Trump may now BACKFIRE, resulting in MARINES being sent into Chicago instead of National Guard SCOTUS said “regular forces” must be used before the Guard MARINES are “regular forces” Posted by: @nicksortor at December 24, 2025 08:49 PM (UYzXg) Posted by: Soothsayer at December 24, 2025 08:49 PM (yreN9) 174
Arabs make all the bagels in NYC now too. The old Jews who did that died, or are in The Villages, their progeny went to Law School and are a Royal PITA now. ...
Posted by: Pining For The Fjords ------- And the Chinese make our medicine. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 24, 2025 08:49 PM (2ef5s) 175
171 lulz...
black people... Nicki Minaj is no longer a "black American" goblins declare on Black Twitter and Black Tik Tok. Posted by: Soothsayer But still lesbian right, strong and all that? Posted by: Eromero at December 24, 2025 08:51 PM (LHPAg) 176
Best holidays Ace. I mostly lurk here, but your cafes always make me smile😊
Thank you for the daily break from the craziness. Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 24, 2025 08:51 PM (LNeRu) 177
Olive?!
Who the hell is Olive? Posted by: Soothsayer She's in the song. "Olive, the other reindeer." Posted by: mikeski at December 24, 2025 08:52 PM (nhCoE) 178
Merry Christmas everyone. May you all enjoy your Red Ryder BB guns with this thing that tells time.
Posted by: Archer at December 24, 2025 08:53 PM (YGRGv) 179
>>>SCOTUS said “regular forces” must be used before the Guard
MARINES are “regular forces” Posted by: @nicksortor --- I can't find it. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 24, 2025 08:53 PM (2ef5s) 180
Olive?!
Who the hell is Olive? Posted by: Soothsayer at December 24, 2025 08:49 PM (yreN9) I thought 'Olive' was the new name. Used to be Ollie. Posted by: RickZ at December 24, 2025 08:55 PM (gKDq2) Posted by: fourseasons at December 24, 2025 08:56 PM (3ek7K) 182
LMAO! The Democrat lawfare against President Trump may now BACKFIRE, resulting in MARINES being sent into Chicago instead of National Guard
SCOTUS said “regular forces” must be used before the Guard MARINES are “regular forces” Posted by: @nicksortor Ooh-rah! Posted by: rickb223 at December 24, 2025 08:56 PM (c115l) 183
182 2/5 setting up roadblocks on the Eisenhower.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 24, 2025 08:58 PM (gm9Sb) 184
If I touch raw meat I will not touch anything else until I wash my hands. Posted by: Soothsayer at December 24, 2025 08:58 PM (yreN9) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 24, 2025 08:59 PM (tgvbd) 186
Quiet evening here. Just cutting up some summer sausage and assorted cheeses. Got red seedless grapes, garlic-stuffed olives, and raspberries to go with the crackers n stuff tomorrow.
Posted by: JQ at December 24, 2025 08:31 PM (rdVOm) We went to the Korean restaurant. Posted by: Kindltot at December 24, 2025 09:00 PM (rbvCR) 187
@nicksortor
7h 🚨 LMAO! The Democrat lawfare against President Trump may now BACKFIRE, resulting in MARINES being sent into Chicago instead of National Guard SCOTUS said “regular forces” must be used before the Guard MARINES are “regular forces” Posted by: @nicksortor at December 24, 2025 08:49 PM (UYzXg) Just wait, the next judge will rule the use of the regular armed forces illegal, trying to put Trump in a zugzwang. Posted by: RickZ at December 24, 2025 09:00 PM (gKDq2) 188
Olive?!
Who the hell is Olive? Posted by: Soothsayer She's in the song. "Olive, the other reindeer." Posted by: mikeski at December 24, 2025 08:52 PM (nhCoE) *** How long you been waiting to spring that on us? Posted by: Diogenes at December 24, 2025 09:00 PM (2WIwB) 189
MARINES are “regular forces” Posted by: @nicksortor __________ When it positively, absolutely has to be destroyed overnight. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 24, 2025 09:00 PM (tgvbd) 190
How long you been waiting to spring that on us?
Posted by: Diogenes That joke is old enough to shave, at minimum. Posted by: mikeski at December 24, 2025 09:01 PM (nhCoE) 191
174 Arabs make all the bagels in NYC now too. The old Jews who did that died, or are in The Villages, their progeny went to Law School and are a Royal PITA now. ...
Posted by: Pining For The Fjords ------- And the Chinese make our medicine. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 24, 2025 08:49 PM (2ef5s) And we run the IT for all of it. - Indian H1B s Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 24, 2025 09:02 PM (MvI35) 192
CENTURIES [tanker] (9206310), laden with circa 1.8 million barrels of Merey-16 crude oil from Venezuela, has re-appeared today on AIS south of Puerto Rico. She is now south of the Dominican Republic. She should reach the GOLA, USA in about six days time...
Port of Galveston Offshore Lightering Area (GOLA) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 24, 2025 09:03 PM (2ef5s) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 24, 2025 09:04 PM (2ef5s) 194
I dunno if I’m happy with Marines or any armed forces really being deployed by a president on American soil. Because President Newsom or AOC will as well. Do we really want to go down that path?
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 24, 2025 09:04 PM (MvI35) 195
Arabs make all the bagels in NYC now too. The old Jews who did that died, or are in The Villages, their progeny went to Law School and are a Royal PITA now. ...
Posted by: Pining For The Fjords ------- And the Chinese make our medicine. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 24, 2025 08:49 PM (2ef5s) And we run the IT for all of it. - Indian H1B s Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 24, 2025 09:02 PM (MvI35) Those yards aren't going to cut themselves. - - Jose and Diego Posted by: Diogenes at December 24, 2025 09:04 PM (2WIwB) 196
All your ships are belong to us.
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 24, 2025 09:05 PM (f5220) 197
CENTURIES [tanker] (9206310), laden with circa 1.8 million barrels of Merey-16 crude oil from Venezuela, has re-appeared today on AIS south of Puerto Rico. She is now south of the Dominican Republic. She should reach the GOLA, USA in about six days time...
Port of Galveston Offshore Lightering Area (GOLA) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 24, 2025 09:03 PM (2ef5s) Apparently Maduro pays his generals in oil, which is sold overseas where it is easier to launder the money to evade the US banking sanctions. Should the tankers stop running, the money stops flowing and Maduro doesn't have a military any more. The Generals do. Posted by: Kindltot at December 24, 2025 09:05 PM (rbvCR) 198
195 Arabs make all the bagels in NYC now too. The old Jews who did that died, or are in The Villages, their progeny went to Law School and are a Royal PITA now. ...
Posted by: Pining For The Fjords ------- And the Chinese make our medicine. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 24, 2025 08:49 PM (2ef5s) And we run the IT for all of it. - Indian H1B s Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 24, 2025 09:02 PM (MvI35) Those yards aren't going to cut themselves. - - Jose and Diego Posted by: Diogenes at December 24, 2025 09:04 PM (2WIwB) If you guys ever need a place to crash for the night we got you covered. - The Patels who own every motel in America Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 24, 2025 09:06 PM (MvI35) 199
Merry Christmas, All!
Posted by: Bulg at December 24, 2025 09:07 PM (77rzZ) 200
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Posted by: Bulg at December 24, 2025 09:07 PM (77rzZ) 201
Do you dislike using the FBI and the Federal reserve for political purposes, too? And if so, where were you bitching about this the last 4 years. Posted by: Kindltot at December 24, 2025 09:08 PM (rbvCR) 202
For reasons I can't explain, whenever I wave a bag of kitty treats around, only ONE cat comes running.
Kaylee the Calico Kitty Cat (the cutest little cat of them all) absolutely LOVES her catnip-infused kitty treats. The rest of my feline brood can't be bothered. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 24, 2025 09:08 PM (ESVrU) 203
Yippee!
Posted by: Bulg at December 24, 2025 09:08 PM (77rzZ) 204
LMAO! The Democrat lawfare against President Trump may now BACKFIRE, resulting in MARINES being sent into Chicago instead of National Guard
SCOTUS said “regular forces” must be used before the Guard MARINES are “regular forces” Posted by: @nicksortor +++++ Who did they deploy to enforce school desegregation on the racist Democrats back in the 50s / 60s ? 82nd or 101st ? Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 24, 2025 09:09 PM (/lPRQ) 205
No list of the worst Christmas songs is complete without "Pierre the Polymorphicly Perverse Christmas Penguin". This is the only known Christmas song that consistently makes children cry and is therefore banned in over 77 countries.
Posted by: Penguin Facts at December 24, 2025 09:09 PM (vFG9F) 206
I dunno if I’m happy with Marines or any armed forces really being deployed by a president on American soil. Because President Newsom or AOC will as well. Do we really want to go down that path?
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 24, 2025 09:04 PM (MvI35) I agree. An absolutely last resort. I don't think the cities have felt enough pain yet. The demand should be from the grassroots...the citizens. Will innocent people be hurt? Yup. But that's on the local government. Not the federal government. Posted by: Diogenes at December 24, 2025 09:09 PM (2WIwB) 207
I think the 101 was involved.
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 24, 2025 09:10 PM (f5220) Posted by: LASue at December 24, 2025 09:10 PM (lCppi) 209
I was hoping Wolfus would be around, my Coon kitten is getting dreds in his armpits, and I am wondering what I can do about it besides trimming them periodically, which distresses him
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Do you dislike using the FBI and the Federal reserve for political purposes, too? And if so, where were you bitching about this the last 4 years. Posted by: Kindltot --- Right here. We've been here bitching about it since before Obama was elected. Remember the FBI hounded that poor scientist so hard he committed suicide over that white powder from Florida? Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 24, 2025 09:11 PM (2ef5s) 211
LMAO! The Democrat lawfare against President Trump may now BACKFIRE, resulting in MARINES being sent into Chicago instead of National Guard..
+++ And wasn't the bugaboo about enforcing "state law"? F-U, they are here to enforce the federal laws against killing federal agents and terrorism which the state refuses to support. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 24, 2025 09:11 PM (/lPRQ) 212
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'Who did they deploy to enforce school desegregation on the racist Democrats back in the 50s / 60s ? 82nd or 101st ?' The 101st. Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 24, 2025 09:12 PM (fd80v) 213
I should get to bed, bad to get off schedule
Posted by: Skip at December 24, 2025 09:12 PM (Ia/+0) 214
327th Infantry Regiment of the 101st.
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 24, 2025 09:12 PM (f5220) 215
Our troll master President goes through on not only seizing the oil but the tankers, and has the First Lady conduct rechristening ceremonies. The MT Barron, the MT Erik, the MT Don Jr. Give the View whores something to talk about.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 24, 2025 09:13 PM (gm9Sb) 216
Apparently Maduro pays his generals in oil, which is sold overseas where it is easier to launder the money to evade the US banking sanctions. Should the tankers stop running, the money stops flowing and Maduro doesn't have a military any more. The Generals do.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 24, 2025 09:05 PM (rbvCR) Thank you! I’ve been trying to convince people that’s what this is all about! Getting every general to realize their lives could get a lot easier if Maduro wasn’t around anymore. And there is one other big source of cash for those generals - all of those blue barrel’s in all of those drug boats. Posted by: Tom Servo at December 24, 2025 09:13 PM (7JH4o) 217
Send some Marines to stand on those liberal justices front porch. Just stand their.
If questioned they reply, 'you know the answers'. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 24, 2025 09:14 PM (2ef5s) 218
If I touch raw meat I will not touch anything else until I wash my hands.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 24, 2025 08:58 PM (yreN9) Something something Sandra Fluke... Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at December 24, 2025 09:14 PM (A62KL) Posted by: JQ at December 24, 2025 09:15 PM (rdVOm) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 24, 2025 09:16 PM (2ef5s) 221
>>If I touch raw meat I will not touch anything else until I wash my hands.
This is how I know you are not Bobby Flay. Posted by: garrett at December 24, 2025 09:16 PM (grNgC) 222
Have a good night everyone
And no peeking under the tree Posted by: Skip at December 24, 2025 09:18 PM (Ia/+0) 223
Merry Christmas to all!
Posted by: KT at December 24, 2025 09:19 PM (7vIsy) 224
I’m in Northern NH.
Of course it’s a White Christmas. We only let non-Caucasians in in the Summer. Posted by: RI Red at December 24, 2025 09:20 PM (30Gj0) 225
Kindltot - just slap one of those multi-colored Rasta berets on the cat and give him some weed.
Posted by: PabloD at December 24, 2025 09:20 PM (Epuwl) 226
Christmas Surprise?
Sal Mercogliano (WGOW Shipping) retweeted 🇺🇲 FLEET with 3,000–4,000 assault troops (Marines) spotted TODAY sailing aggressively headed to 🇻🇪 USS Iwo Jima (LHD) + 2 LPDs + AOR can carry ~3,000–4,000 assault troops. AOR, an oiler, fuel. Add OVEAN TRADER special ops mothership. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 24, 2025 09:21 PM (2ef5s) Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 24, 2025 09:22 PM (mlg/3) 228
Public Service Announcement:
If any of you are handy Costco has 500ft of 12/2 on sale for 250 dollars. Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 24, 2025 09:23 PM (XV/Pl) 229
MARINES are “regular forces”
Posted by: @nicksortor __________ When it positively, absolutely has to be destroyed overnight. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh Mrs. O'Leary, a lonely city raises it's eyes to you... Posted by: rickb223 at December 24, 2025 09:24 PM (c115l) 230
Because President Newsom or AOC will as well. Do we really want to go down that path?
——- They are going to do that anyway. They went down that path a long, long, long time ago. This notion that nobody should do anything because the democrats will do what they are gonna do anyway, or already are, is just not persuasive to me any longer. Expecting civility or restraint or basic decency much less lawful behaviour from these clowns is a fools’s errand. Always has. Posted by: Common Tater at December 24, 2025 09:24 PM (5dzh4) 231
Wire?
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 24, 2025 09:24 PM (f5220) Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 24, 2025 09:25 PM (XV/Pl) Posted by: Count de Monet at December 24, 2025 09:28 PM (wVcYX) 234
Test
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 24, 2025 09:28 PM (7JH4o) 235
This is very different tonight. Due to family schedules, we celebrated Christmas a week ago.
Tonight I’m sitting by the tree with Christmas music on, enjoying it for a second time. And the cats are all hung by the fireplace with care. That took some doing by myself. Posted by: RI Red at December 24, 2025 09:28 PM (30Gj0) 236
My cat is outside, doing cat things. He only comes in when it's cold or raining, mr. rough n tough, LOL
Posted by: JQ at December 24, 2025 09:29 PM (rdVOm) 237
This is very different tonight. Due to family schedules, we celebrated Christmas a week ago.
Tonight I’m sitting by the tree with Christmas music on, enjoying it for a second time. And the cats are all hung by the fireplace with care. That took some doing by myself. Posted by: RI Red at December 24, 2025 09:28 PM (30Gj0) Cats are like kangaroos in a way. Give them a hanging stocking/pouch they can climb into and out of and they'll stay there all day. Posted by: RickZ at December 24, 2025 09:31 PM (gKDq2) 238
Cats are like kangaroos in a way. Give them a hanging stocking/pouch they can climb into and out of and they'll stay there all day.
Posted by: RickZ at December 24, 2025 09:31 PM (gKDq2) If cats had opposable thumbs, we’d have been in trouble a long time ago. Posted by: RI Red at December 24, 2025 09:34 PM (30Gj0) 239
Cats are like kangaroos in a way. Give them a hanging stocking/pouch they can climb into and out of and they'll stay there all day.
Posted by: RickZ Animals are simple that way. Posted by: some dude in a hammock at December 24, 2025 09:35 PM (nhCoE) 240
If any of you are handy Costco has 500ft of 12/2 on sale for 250 dollars. Posted by: Thomas Bender Good price. I wonder if President Trump's policies lowered the price of CU (copper, for those unaware). Posted by: Soothsayer at December 24, 2025 09:38 PM (yreN9) 241
If any of you are handy Costco has 500ft of 12/2 on sale for 250 dollars.
Posted by: Thomas Bender Door Buster Special ! If planning any new projects would definitely look into it. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 24, 2025 09:38 PM (/lPRQ) 242
Hi temp here in NE Okla today was in the low 70s. Tomorrow's forecast calls for 77°.
We had amazing thick fog yesterday morning and this morning; will probably have more tomorrow. That'll have to do for a "white Christmas" for us. Really not complaining!🌞🤠 MiladyJo fixed "three kinds of fish" for us tonight: salmon and cream cheese on crackers for an appetizer; cod, which wasn't very good, maybe freezer-burnt; and crabcakes, which were great, although not really fish. Italian-heritage son-in-law and our daughter are in NY with his family for Christmas, so this year we didn't have to suffer through that twenty-seven seafoods or whatever it is Italians like to do.🐟🐠🦈🐡🙂 Posted by: mindful webworker - let it shine, let it shine, let it shine at December 24, 2025 09:39 PM (uPdbI) 243
They are going to do that anyway. They went down that path a long, long, long time ago.
This notion that nobody should do anything because the democrats will do what they are gonna do anyway, or already are, is just not persuasive to me any longer. Expecting civility or restraint or basic decency much less lawful behaviour from these clowns is a fools’s errand. Always has. Posted by: Common Tater at December 24, 2025 09:24 PM (5dzh4) Political suicidal empathy. "They went down that path a long, long, long time ago." Lois Lerner IRS Supervisor extraordinaire. Just one bureaucratic (D) example among many after her. One of those little things that adds up. Pile on cencorship over a laptop and COVID. The FBI going after Catholics, particularly the Latin mass ones. Pile on the FBI going after parents at school board meetings for being 'terrorists'. Pile on the entrapment of J-6. Pile on a whole bunch of crap. Fuck them. This is war. War for our Country. Posted by: RickZ at December 24, 2025 09:42 PM (gKDq2) Posted by: WIRE at December 24, 2025 09:42 PM (grNgC) 245
Watching last episode of "Good Bye Earth".
Feel good show where Koreans stoically await SMOD to hit the Korean Peninsula. Many were able to get visas to other countries. Dirt-bags hanging around, living it up, and LARPing the worst Epstein has been accused of. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 24, 2025 09:43 PM (/lPRQ) 246
Animals are simple that way.
Posted by: some dude in a hammock at December 24, 2025 09:35 PM (nhCoE) This is true. Though usually not indoors. Posted by: RickZ at December 24, 2025 09:44 PM (gKDq2) 247
I dropped off a Christmas gift to friends today. On the way over I stopped at the Dollar Store and on a whim bought a few bags of cat treats for her gang of three. Friends thanked me for the gift, cats asked what took so long.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 24, 2025 09:44 PM (gm9Sb) 248
Merry Christmas, Ace!
Merry Christmas, everybody! Posted by: Bach In Black at December 24, 2025 09:45 PM (KY9hS) 249
My cat is outside, doing cat things. He only comes in when it's cold or raining, mr. rough n tough, LOL Posted by: JQ You gonna dress him up for Christmas? Little hat? Sweater? Posted by: Soothsayer at December 24, 2025 09:46 PM (yreN9) 250
Yep, the list is exceptionally long and outrageous, the abuse of government against Americans is a genuine atrocity. And it just keeps getting more outrageous. They have a plan, gotta give ‘em that.
They do not hesitate to use every tool in the government tool kit. Unlawfully. Meanwhile, “our side” has been too chicken shit to use those tools for what they are designed & intended for, their very Raison Dètre. It is pathetic. Posted by: Common Tater at December 24, 2025 09:47 PM (5dzh4) 251
Buono Natal Horde
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 24, 2025 09:47 PM (2GVsD) 252
We know some of you (Eris) bought & wrapped presents for your cats & not-cats. It's okay, you can tell us. Posted by: Soothsayer at December 24, 2025 09:48 PM (yreN9) 253
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 24, 2025 08:46 PM (npFr7)
------------ Hey, AOP -- Wifey was wondering if you had any thoughts or opinions about the following (presumably support it)?: [Is this old news or the first time this has been formally attempted?] Not the Bee @Not_the_Bee Alberta to officially start collecting signatures for referendum to secede from Canada x.com/Not_the_Bee/status/ 2003593963350163634 Posted by: ShainS -- A DEI Kakistocracy, If You Can Keep It at December 24, 2025 09:49 PM (LgsNJ) 254
Ace spending his Christmas Eve investigating a serial killer is kinda depressing. What are we going to do with this boy? Posted by: Soothsayer at December 24, 2025 09:52 PM (yreN9) 255
Felicem diem natalem Christi, popoli!
Last night I put in the DVD for Miracle on 34th Street. Ive seen it many times, and noticed that there was a commentary track by Maureen OHara. It was a real treat to listen to. Listening to Mark Steyns 2025 Christmas Eve Lessons and Carols right now, before midnight Mass. (www.steynonline.com). Buon Natale! Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 24, 2025 09:52 PM (EXyHK) 256
There's no mopin' when you're in an open sleigh. Hey!
Posted by: Jingle Ballz at December 24, 2025 09:57 PM (oftw2) 257
Behold the father is his daughter's son,
The bird that built the nest is hatch'd therein, The old of years an hour hath not outrun, Eternal life to live doth now begin, The word is dumb, the mirth of heaven doth weep, Might feeble is, and force doth faintly creep. O dying souls! behold your living spring! O dazzled eyes! behold your sun of grace! Dull ears attend what word this word doth bring! Up, heavy hearts, with joy your joy embrace! From death, from dark, from deafness, from despairs, This life, this light, this word, this joy repairs. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 24, 2025 10:07 PM (tgvbd) 258
Thank you! I’ve been trying to convince people that’s what this is all about! Getting every general to realize their lives could get a lot easier if Maduro wasn’t around anymore.
And there is one other big source of cash for those generals - all of those blue barrel’s in all of those drug boats. Posted by: Tom Servo at December 24, 2025 09:13 PM (7JH4o) dealing with the money is usually the easy route. Someone is bankrolling Maduro, someone is bankrolling the cartels and someone is bankrolling the ELN. It sure as Hell isn't Cuba and Russia anymore. Also since there is a lot of money in that oil and in the cocaine being captured and blowed up in the Gulf, some banks are starting to feel the pinch from not having their cut from laundering it, and some governments are starting to really wonder where the money to cover the losses from graft is comin from. we have been killing people for all my life and it hasn't worked, besides make a lot of people who aren't related to me really rich. I don't think that approach is going to work this time either. Posted by: Kindltot at December 24, 2025 11:35 PM (rbvCR) 259
Wars cost a lot of money, once the money goes away, generally the war does too. Not always, Paraguay pretty much fought to the last man, but that was Paraguay. They did it twice. Don't mess with Paraguay.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 24, 2025 11:36 PM (rbvCR) 260
46 And why is the stonework in the stable in a state of ruin? Should have been a going concern in 1 B.C. And that broken arch on the left should be falling on Mary's head. There is literally nothing to prevent it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 24, 2025 07:49 PM (npFr7) Don't know why that gave me a chuckle but it did. Posted by: RickZ at December 24, 2025 07:50 PM (gKDq2) #metoo Posted by: m at December 25, 2025 03:24 AM (RuTUS) Posted by: m at December 25, 2025 03:53 AM (RuTUS) The Christmas Week In Woke![]() Stephanie Lundquist-Arora, the Fairfax chapter leader for Independent Women, found that Fairfax County spent $44 million on legal fees between fiscal 2019 and fiscal 2025. She revealed to the Washington Examiner that the school district paid the law firm King & Spalding $980,515.14 between August and September alone. In a FOIA request, she found Fairfax County had a contract paying $1,850 an hour for services rendered in August and November. "Ironically, November is the same month that the district filed Rule 68 in Jane Doe's case to 'save money,'" Lundquist-Arora said.Fairfax County Public School's newest innovation: Claiming that not only do trans boys have the right to use the girls rooms, but non-trans boys who are just gay have that right too, Bigot. FCPS will pay Jane Doe, represented by America First Legal, nominal damages of $50 and her attorney fees. The case centered on a complaint from Jane Doe that a biological boy was allowed to use the female locker room in West Springfield High School, even though he identified as gay, not as transgender. When Jane Doe complained, she was told to use a single-use restroom. When other female students began to complain on social media, court documents showed the boy wrote an Instagram post, saying, "My counselor and principal both said I'm allowed to go in there, I don't even look at any of you, I go in a stall. You go to a public school, not everything is catered to you." In her latest piece for iWFeatures, Lundquist-Arora wrote, "Cultish trans fervor aside, it doesn't take a legal eagle to know that boys presenting as boys and not even claiming to be transgender are not legally permitted in girls' bathrooms and locker rooms. The male student Jane Doe encountered in the locker room identified as gay, not transgender, according to the lawsuit."Zorhan Mamdani appointed the new chief of the NY Fire Department. Can you guess which boxes she fills? Probably as many as she can. If you guessed the new fire chief would be yet another fat lesbian linebacker like the incompetents that couldn't control the Palisades fires," congratulations -- homophobes. ![]() The Patriot OasisDemocrat candidate for mayor and alcoholic Karen gives cop grief as the cop attempts to get her to take a field sobriety test. Unfortunately, she was not afforded the opportunity to Ride the Lightning. She did not receive a dose of Zeus Juice. The real lesson of Bondi Beach...? The Australian government hasn't done enough to combat "Islamophobia." I agree with the first two thirds of "combat Islamophobia, to be honest. That's the compromise I'm offering. Lefties react to Judge Dugan's conviction: The Nazis purged and arrested judges, too, you know. No, that's not a joke. That's what this guy, a "political theorist," said.
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Reverend Jordan Wells
@WellsJorda89710 · Follow 🚨 BOMBSHELL at AmFest: Dead silence from the TPUSA crowd as Tucker Carlson spends his entire speech shilling for Islam --- That's a lie. Last I checked people who call themselves "reverend" are supposed to obey the 10 Commandments. Posted by: BurtTC at December 24, 2025 06:34 PM (wGK1C) 2
Clown world indeed.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at December 24, 2025 06:38 PM (Kt19C) Posted by: rickb223 at December 24, 2025 06:41 PM (c115l) 4
2026 prediction: Tucker Carlson will convert to Islam by the end of 2026.
Posted by: Mark1971 at December 24, 2025 06:42 PM (CNl8/) 5
There’s an old pic of lesbian land whale when she was an EMT I think in the ny post article
Good Lord, she looks like an actual normal woman and human being. What the fuck did the world do to her? Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at December 24, 2025 06:43 PM (HYKHz) 6
What the tuck is wrong with these people?
Posted by: Eromero at December 24, 2025 06:43 PM (Slgjz) 7
Only *you* can prevent Islamophobia!
Posted by: Abdully al-McAbdulface at December 24, 2025 06:43 PM (0sNs1) 8
No, that's not a joke. That's what this guy, a "political theorist," said.
--------------------------- Is this that "law professor" from Richmond that every NPR story cites? Posted by: the lower depths at December 24, 2025 06:45 PM (UdiE9) 9
Top ten?
Posted by: Chappyman66 at December 24, 2025 06:46 PM (yLpt1) 10
5 There’s an old pic of lesbian land whale when she was an EMT I think in the ny post article
Good Lord, she looks like an actual normal woman and human being. What the fuck did the world do to her? ---------------------------- Check out what happened to Elton John over the years. He didn't just get older and fatter. Something else happened. I've seen it happen a lot with Alphabet People and I no longer think it is a coincidence. Posted by: the lower depths at December 24, 2025 06:47 PM (UdiE9) 11
Stephanie Lundquist-Arora, the Fairfax chapter leader for Independent Women, found that Fairfax County spent $44 million on legal fees between fiscal 2019 and fiscal 2025.
And because it's Fairfax County, every member of the 'Independent Women' will vote democrat. Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 24, 2025 06:48 PM (aKh6S) Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 24, 2025 06:49 PM (O7YUW) 13
The stupid in America is alive and well I see.
It's not against the law to be stupid but do we have to have shoved down our throats every day? Just because some people get attention does not make them an expert on anything. If they don't make sense I just file it under garbage. Posted by: Case at December 24, 2025 06:51 PM (G1OIb) 14
Re Tucker:
We need a return to rotten vegetables being thrown. Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 24, 2025 06:49 PM #MeToo? Too soon? Posted by: Stocks at December 24, 2025 06:52 PM (0sNs1) 15
Unlike others, my problem with Tucker is that he attaches God to his opinions.
Like it being evil to be anti-Islam. No, Tucker, Islam is a threat to everyone who isn't Muslim. It's a rejection of Christianity. If you want to be a stupid, suicidal shit leave God out of it. Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 24, 2025 06:52 PM (fd80v) 16
>>>Last I checked people who call themselves "reverend" are supposed to obey the 10 Commandments.
so you agree it's "hateful" to object to the Islamification of the US? Boy some of you "America First" types have some strange ideas about what America is. Posted by: ace at December 24, 2025 06:53 PM (1wjle) 17
Classic. The Bee never lets you down.
Posted by: garrett at December 24, 2025 06:53 PM (grNgC) 18
>Yes, that Uncle Buck looking motherfucker is a woman named Lilian.
----- FDNY resignations en masse to follow in 3...2...1... Posted by: Don Black at December 24, 2025 06:53 PM (ZxPkt) Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 24, 2025 06:53 PM (Vj99u) Posted by: ace at December 24, 2025 06:54 PM (1wjle) 21
Tucker Carlson has always had a punchable face even when he said things I agreed with. Just so punchable.
Posted by: Opinion fact at December 24, 2025 06:54 PM (KDPiq) 22
Since Rev. Jordan Wells has been mentioned, here’s where he puts his finger on it:
“The thing that infuriates me most about Tucker isn’t even the Nick Fuentes interviews or the Gaza takes. It’s the smug, pompous arrogance of a man who’s never spent a single year in seminary declaring with absolute certainty: “There are no chosen people.” Bro, that’s straight-up replacement theology on steroids, and it’s demonic. God’s covenant with the Jewish people is literally all over Scripture—Genesis 12, Romans 11, forever and ever, amen. Yet Tucker, who can’t even quote a verse correctly, struts around like he’s the final authority on theology while mocking actual pastors who’ve dedicated their entire lives to studying the Word. He doesn’t just disagree with dispensationalists or Christian Zionists. He acts like he’s smarter than Paul, smarter than Moses, smarter than God Himself. That level of pride isn’t “edgy” or “based.” It’s the spirit of Lucifer in a bowtie.” Posted by: Tom Servo at December 24, 2025 06:55 PM (7JH4o) 23
>>>21 Tucker Carlson has always had a punchable face even when he said things I agreed with. Just so punchable.
yup. What did Rush call him? Chatsworth something the Third? Posted by: ace at December 24, 2025 06:55 PM (1wjle) 24
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'yup. What did Rush call him? Chatsworth something the Third?' I thought it was Chatsworth Osbourne IV. Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 24, 2025 06:56 PM (fd80v) 25
Chatsworth Osbourne Jr. the Third or something like that.
Posted by: garrett at December 24, 2025 06:56 PM (grNgC) 26
See you guys on Friday.
Posted by: Don Black at December 24, 2025 06:56 PM (ZxPkt) 27
Vote cheating has been so pervasive we don't know what 'the people' think. If voter fraud is cleaned up then we'll know, much better, where we stand as a Republic.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 24, 2025 06:56 PM (2ef5s) Posted by: ace at December 24, 2025 06:56 PM (1wjle) 29
yup. What did Rush call him? Chatsworth something the Third?
Posted by: ace at December 24, 2025 06:55 PM (1wjle) Chatsworth Osborne III. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Stay Fresh, Cheese Bags at December 24, 2025 06:56 PM (0aYVJ) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 24, 2025 06:57 PM (2ef5s) 31
I hope Tucker is feeling the pain in lost subscriptions.
Posted by: Ordinary American at December 24, 2025 06:57 PM (WHfpM) 32
>>>Chatsworth Osborne III.
that's what I thought but I'm getting "jr." on google then again, google talks like a fag and it's shit's all retarded Posted by: ace at December 24, 2025 06:57 PM (1wjle) 33
Mamdani is having a big block party on 1/1 after he is sworn in. What do you think the under/over will be on yutes killed and wounded?
How soon thereafter will the common council pass a bill calling for gun confiscation? Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 24, 2025 06:57 PM (2vrAX) 34
I think Chatsworth Osbourne was a character on Dobie Gillis.
Posted by: Mark1971 at December 24, 2025 06:58 PM (CNl8/) 35
Just finished up the Charcuterie Board.
Got Fresh Rosemary Focaccia in the oven. Looking forward to an evening of Jazz LPs and Pinball. Hope you all have plans for a pleasant Christmas Eve. Posted by: garrett at December 24, 2025 06:58 PM (grNgC) 36
A lot of downer sort of news today. I'm not against reporting it, it is what it is, better to know about it, but man... Being sort of antisocial, I have trouble following my own advice, but best for people to network, develop parallel resources that do what the government is supposed to do for us, arm yourselves, learn the law... Including Jewish people. Or maybe especially at this point. The fuckers admit what they're all about. The diseased communist bastards are coming for us all, including the useful idiots who imagine they're on the winning team. Holy shit. Some retirement this is turning out to be. I think something awful is coming. Multiple awful things. It's what they do. Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 24, 2025 06:58 PM (t1fZA) 37
Uh oh. this is gonna turn into a Berenstain Bears brouhaha.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Stay Fresh, Cheese Bags at December 24, 2025 06:58 PM (0aYVJ) 38
Great …
Something went “boom”, and out went the power in my apartment. Breakers won’t reset, and maintenance won’t be here for a hour. … and no, I don’t have candles #notaboyscout 🤦♂️ Posted by: browndog sitting in the dark at December 24, 2025 06:58 PM (7d7sD) 39
Check out what happened to Elton John over the years. He didn't just get older and fatter.
************* Reminds me of the before and after pics of beautiful teenage girls, who after enduring endless brainwashing by the left look like they rolled around in a junkyard until every loose metal object was shoved into their orifices It’s so evil and horrific Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at December 24, 2025 06:58 PM (HYKHz) 40
>>>31 I hope Tucker is feeling the pain in lost subscriptions.
i think Tucker has "alternate revenue streams" the one I'm hoping to see collapse is Me-Again Kelly Posted by: ace at December 24, 2025 06:58 PM (1wjle) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 24, 2025 06:58 PM (2ef5s) 42
>>I think Chatsworth Osbourne was a character on Dobie Gillis.
That is definitely where it came from. Rush mentioned it many times. Posted by: garrett at December 24, 2025 06:59 PM (grNgC) 43
Has anyone ever seen Chris Cilizza and the lesbian land whale together? They look alike
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 24, 2025 07:00 PM (2vrAX) 44
the one I'm hoping to see collapse is Me-Again Kelly
Posted by: ace at December 24, 2025 06:58 PM (1wjle) My example that guys will still bang someone they really dislike. Posted by: Opinion fact at December 24, 2025 07:00 PM (KDPiq) 45
>>>… and no, I don’t have candles #notaboyscout
oof. well, if you have a phone, at least you have something to read. Posted by: ace at December 24, 2025 07:00 PM (1wjle) 46
Bro, that’s straight-up replacement theology on steroids, and it’s demonic.
==== I think this is the basis for his worldview. Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 24, 2025 07:00 PM (CTokg) 47
Reminds me of the before and after pics of beautiful teenage girls, who after enduring endless brainwashing by the left look like they rolled around in a junkyard until every loose metal object was shoved into their orifices
It’s so evil and horrific Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at December 24, 2025 06:58 PM (HYKHz) Hell, Rachel Madcow was once a pretty young woman. Now she is Harriet Potter. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Stay Fresh, Cheese Bags at December 24, 2025 07:00 PM (0aYVJ) 48
You only have a right to the PURSUIT of happiness, honeychile. Not to actual happiness itself.
Posted by: GWB at December 24, 2025 07:01 PM (8xNfY) 49
>>>My example that guys will still bang someone they really dislike.
meh, Me-Again has always been "pretty in theory." If you run the numbers, a computer would tell you she's attractive. But I never actually wanted to throw dick at her. Posted by: ace at December 24, 2025 07:01 PM (1wjle) 50
EBT mom on junk food cuts: "What the point of food stamps if it's just for real food?!?!"
---- Ok. That is the second stupidest thing I've read today. Look at her eyebrows, eyelashes, ear buds and probably weaves or extensions. Posted by: clarence at December 24, 2025 07:02 PM (MXMX4) 51
>>I don’t have candles #notaboyscout
I always keep one of those candles they sell in the Mexican Food Section for just such an emergency. The tall glass ones with Mary, Jesus or a random Saint on them. Posted by: garrett at December 24, 2025 07:02 PM (grNgC) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 24, 2025 07:02 PM (2ef5s) 53
"27 Vote cheating has been so pervasive we don't know what 'the people' think. If voter fraud is cleaned up then we'll know, much better, where we stand as a Republic.
Posted by: Braenyard -" so many different kinds of "oh hell yes, spot-on!" Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 24, 2025 07:02 PM (Cjt/F) 54
anyone reading the Zodiac/Black Dahlia stuff in the sidebar?
i'm listening to the podcast now. Posted by: ace Read it last night. Only thing for me is his age timeline. He was 20 in '47. That makes him 18 when the war ended in 45. 17 in 1943. Yet he supposedly went thru basic & medical training and then saw enough combat that he had PTSD? Posted by: rickb223 at December 24, 2025 07:02 PM (c115l) 55
>>> The tall glass ones with Mary, Jesus or a random Saint on them.
i had some of those but I tossed them the last time I moved. I should get more. You never realize how much you need candles until you realize you need candles. Posted by: ace at December 24, 2025 07:03 PM (1wjle) 56
>>Me-Again has always been "pretty in theory." If you run the numbers, a computer would tell you she's attractive. But I never actually wanted to throw dick at her.
What if you were straight, though? Posted by: garrett at December 24, 2025 07:03 PM (grNgC) 57
Close to 68 F today in the Black Hills. Might as well be living in Florida.
Posted by: Archer at December 24, 2025 07:03 PM (YGRGv) 58
The problem I have with candles is I am a man...I never really shop anywhere where you would find candles.
But those Mexican Food Aisle Candles...those I can remember to buy. Posted by: garrett at December 24, 2025 07:04 PM (grNgC) 59
Posted by: ace at December 24, 2025 07:01 PM (1wjl
I understand not wanting to put in the effort but if it was offered I don't see you turning it down. ( no pancakes for her though) Posted by: Opinion fact at December 24, 2025 07:04 PM (KDPiq) 60
Chatsworth Osborne, Jr. He was played by Steven Franken, an actor who had the look. He also played the murderer in a Perry Mason episode, with Julia Adams. That was one were Perry apparently lost the case at trial and his client was sentenced to the gas chamber. Perry was able to find the real killer, ol' Chatsworth at the last minute. He dressed up like a woman to do the murder. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 24, 2025 07:04 PM (w6EFb) 61
All these weirdo DEI/Lesbo/Violent Homosexuals gravitate towards the local, city, state and federal jobs because they can use their incompetence and super powers of libtardia and white guilt to move up the ladder higher and higher until exposed for the frauds and whackos they really are when a real crisis happens and people die and property is lost. LE and Fire are the ones that get the most weird and violent of the bunch.
Posted by: The Truth at December 24, 2025 07:04 PM (R/m4+) 62
>>>Yet he supposedly went thru basic & medical training and then saw enough combat that he had PTSD?
yeah but that seems like a documented fact, right? And supposedly he got caught in a collapsed Japanese cave. who knows what that would do. Posted by: ace at December 24, 2025 07:04 PM (1wjle) 63
the one I'm hoping to see collapse is Me-Again Kelly
Posted by: ace at December 24, 2025 06:58 PM (1wjle) ==== Disappointed with her. She has lost what little credibility she had with me. She blew smoke up Bari Weiss' ass in October and now says she "has no experience in television." True back in October too you know, Megyn. Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 24, 2025 07:04 PM (CTokg) 64
Which show is more unfunny, I Love Lucy or Honeymooners? Honeymooners Christmas episode, colorized: https://is.gd/FYVemj Posted by: Soothsayer at December 24, 2025 07:04 PM (yreN9) 65
oof. well, if you have a phone, at least you have something to read.
Posted by: ace at December 24, 2025 07:00 PM (1wjle) Thank the heavens for wireless connectivity as I lost my WiFi when the power went … hey … miracle of miracles, maintenance is here 🎉 Now can they solve the issue #staytuned Posted by: browndog sitting in the dark at December 24, 2025 07:05 PM (7d7sD) 66
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'If voter fraud is cleaned up then we'll know, much better, where we stand as a Republic.' If it is, it will be after a fight. The 'Rat leaders have telegraphed that they'll abuse their power and perpetrate outright violence to hold their territory. Their voters keep right on rubber stamping that. Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 24, 2025 07:05 PM (fd80v) 67
>>>What if you were straight, though?
Posted by: garrett well, as straight men could tell you, straight men like women with womanly bodies Posted by: ace at December 24, 2025 07:05 PM (1wjle) 68
>> Yet he supposedly went thru basic & medical training and then saw enough combat that he had PTSD?
He was on Okinawa. They saw some serious shit. A fellow around here, I've mentioned here over the years, "Ol' Red" we called him, was at Okinawa. The stories he could tell about what went on there, well, it was awful. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 24, 2025 07:06 PM (w6EFb) 69
Emergency candles need to be unscented. Lighting up a dark abode with several mixed-scent candles is not optimal. BTDT.
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 24, 2025 07:06 PM (wVcYX) 70
"It’s the smug, pompous arrogance of a man who’s never spent a single year in seminary declaring with absolute certainty..."
Tucker's very fond of the "absolute certainty" shtick. He likes to make a quasi-declarative statement then follow it up with a superlative, almost as an afterthought, as if he's suddenly given it more conscientious thought. This comedian's impersonation nails him. https://tinyurl.com/wkemscxh Posted by: Ordinary American at December 24, 2025 07:06 PM (WHfpM) 71
EBT, Welfare payments, all of it contributes greatly to the adulteration of our culture. It not only adulterates traditional culture it literally creates and supports an anti-American culture.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 24, 2025 07:06 PM (2ef5s) 72
What if you were straight, though?
Posted by: garrett at December 24, 2025 07:03 PM (grN Damn garrett. One of your best LOL: be prepared for return fire at a later date. Posted by: Opinion fact at December 24, 2025 07:07 PM (KDPiq) 73
I imagine that "solving" the Zodiac Killer case is like "solving" Jack the Ripper. Every so often someone claims to have done so (usually to sell a book), and then their claims are gradually dismantled (AFTER the book sells, naturally). "True" Crime sells, and the marks who buy it (usually women) don't care if there is much truth in the genre.
Posted by: the lower depths at December 24, 2025 07:07 PM (UdiE9) 74
>>well, as straight men could tell you, straight men like women with womanly bodies, not 15 year old cross country teenage boy bodies.
I will have you know that you just ruined 14 year old Keifer Sutherlands Christmas. (I always laugh at that old gag) Posted by: garrett at December 24, 2025 07:07 PM (grNgC) 75
Garrett's Pimp Hand is Strong, even during Christmas. Posted by: Soothsayer at December 24, 2025 07:08 PM (yreN9) 76
High of 81 set for tomorrow. Yes, play some more winter wonderland songs.
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 24, 2025 07:08 PM (wVcYX) 77
i've always hated Me-Again's "i'm a feminist but i'm a conservative" bullshit
she's a lefty feminist, always has been. she's really letting women down right now by changing all of her opinions on Bari Weiss-- and defending CBS "news" -- based on a current feud. It's... very feminine. Posted by: ace at December 24, 2025 07:08 PM (1wjle) 78
Political pod casters have a tough time staying bon there ideological viewpoint. They get challenged, meet people of different views who they like and obviously chase cash from people who pay for influence
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 24, 2025 07:08 PM (2vrAX) 79
Emergency candles need to be unscented. Lighting up a dark abode with several mixed-scent candles is not optimal. BTDT.
Posted by: Count de Monet Something something blue flame. Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 24, 2025 07:09 PM (mlg/3) 80
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'She blew smoke up Bari Weiss' ass in October and now says she "has no experience in television."' Credibility hinges on smoke in Bari Weiss' ass? Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 24, 2025 07:09 PM (fd80v) 81
I think NYC will be something like the freak show at any county carnival. Only worse.
With the likelihood of death. Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 24, 2025 07:10 PM (NwnyJ) 82
Garrett,
When you make one of those comments, you have an obligation to put your name at the TOP of the comment, so I know to swallow my wine before I read it. Posted by: Wenda at December 24, 2025 07:10 PM (FRS+s) Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 24, 2025 07:10 PM (Cjt/F) 84
I imagine that "solving" the Zodiac Killer case is like "solving" Jack the Ripper. Every so often someone claims to have done so (usually to sell a book), and then their claims are gradually dismantled (AFTER the book sells, naturally). "True" Crime sells, and the marks who buy it (usually women) don't care if there is much truth in the genre.
Posted by: the lower depths at December 24, 2025 07:07 PM (UdiE9) *side eyes and silently backs out of the room* Posted by: Ric Gillespie, CEO TIGHAR at December 24, 2025 07:11 PM (wVcYX) Posted by: Soothsayer at December 24, 2025 07:11 PM (yreN9) 86
yeah but that seems like a documented fact, right? And supposedly he got caught in a collapsed Japanese cave. who knows what that would do.
Posted by: ace He was born Oct 15, 1927. Oct 15, 1945 was when he turned 18. WWII ended September 2, 1945. He wasn't 18 yet. When did he enter the military? When was basic and then M.O.S. training as a medic? I'm not saying he wasn't the killer, but his timeline is tight. Posted by: rickb223 at December 24, 2025 07:11 PM (c115l) 87
What I don't get re. the Bari Weiss situation is that the Reporter involved has a very shitty pedigree.
It would be like going to bat for Stephen Glass and the NYT. Posted by: garrett at December 24, 2025 07:11 PM (grNgC) 88
btw i actually listened to all of Paul McCartney's Simply Having a Wonderful Christmastime
I was wrong, it's awful I think I just knew about fifteen seconds of the song from commercial bumpers Posted by: ace at December 24, 2025 07:11 PM (1wjle) 89
>>>When did he enter the military? When was basic and then M.O.S. training as a medic?
right but i'm saying is that all known as documented facts from his military records? Like, the amateur sleuth isn't making that up or speculating about that. He has his records. Posted by: ace at December 24, 2025 07:13 PM (1wjle) Posted by: clarence at December 24, 2025 07:13 PM (MXMX4) 91
This Zodiac/Black Dahlia suspect theory sounds pretty good. The guy was trying to solve the Zodiac code, close to brute forcing as I read it, and came up with a name that turned out to be one of the main suspects in the Black Dahlia case, which wasn't released to the public. The suspect died of cancer back '92, and before he died did this disturbing painting of a woman apparently cut off at the torso. The name "Elizabeth" and also the word "Zodiac" were sort of hidden in the background, they claim. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 24, 2025 07:13 PM (w6EFb) 92
Scrooged is awesome.
It is barely behind the Muppet Christmas Movie as far as I am concerned. Two of the best versions of the tale, imo. Posted by: garrett at December 24, 2025 07:13 PM (grNgC) 93
btw i actually listened to all of Paul McCartney's Simply Having a Wonderful Christmastime I was wrong, it's awful Posted by: ace It's the fuckin worst! Posted by: Soothsayer at December 24, 2025 07:13 PM (yreN9) 94
Everything Paul McCartney has ever touched, excluding as a member of the Beatles, is shit.
Posted by: garrett at December 24, 2025 07:14 PM (grNgC) 95
All I know about the Zodiac killer is that movie sucked balls. Long, boring as shit, and they don't even catch the guy. Who the hell thought we needed that movie?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 24, 2025 07:15 PM (b4o9z) 96
Posted by: ace at December 24, 2025 07:13 PM (1wjle
Would they have made a 16 year old a medic because that's the age he would have had to be.unless he lied about his age like Audie Murphy Posted by: Opinion fact at December 24, 2025 07:15 PM (KDPiq) 97
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He was born Oct 15, 1927. Oct 15, 1945 was when he turned 18. WWII ended September 2, 1945. He wasn't 18 yet. --------------------------- IIRC the average age of soldiers sent into actual combat in WW2 was a lot higher than in Vietnam. Because we had both a lot of volunteers and a draft that wasn't a joke, there was no need to throw kids into frontline combat. The fact that the stories involve filmic details like "being trapped in Japanese caves" sounds like total bullshit to me. I haven't looked into this story myself, but I've read a lot of military history. Maybe this is real, but it sounds like it's been written as the plot to a pulp novel. Posted by: the lower depths at December 24, 2025 07:15 PM (UdiE9) 98
I went to the same law school as Megyn Kelly, about ten years ahead of her. I worked with a guy who was the same year as her and he said she was gorgeous, but Me-again was a perfect description for her
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 24, 2025 07:15 PM (2vrAX) 99
Somewhere on Youtube, there is a video essay on why The Muppet's A Christmas Carol is the best version ever made. It's certainly a favorite of mine, followed by the George C. Scott version from the mid 80s.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 24, 2025 07:16 PM (aKh6S) 100
I question the utility of mopping the kitchen and breakfast nook tile floor. It's just gonna get dirtified up again by next Christmas. And I don't have a spherical Guatemalean to do it for me.
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 24, 2025 07:16 PM (wVcYX) 101
All I know about the Zodiac killer is that movie sucked balls. Long, boring as shit, and they don't even catch the guy. Who the hell thought we needed that movie?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 24, 2025 07:15 PM (b4o9z) ---- Yeah, I tried watching that movie but turned it off after 30 minutes or so. The television show Millennium did an episode that was clearly inspired by the Zodiac killer. It was somewhat disturbing. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 24, 2025 07:17 PM (ESVrU) Posted by: nurse ratched at December 24, 2025 07:17 PM (IhIKR) 103
89 right but i'm saying is that all known as documented facts from his military records? Like, the amateur sleuth isn't making that up or speculating about that. He has his records.
------------------ Do we have his records, or just the "sleuth"? Maybe the sleuth is concealing their evidence where Candance keeps her evidence against Brigitte Macron. Posted by: the lower depths at December 24, 2025 07:17 PM (UdiE9) 104
>>Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 24, 2025 07:16 PM (aKh6S)
It is incredibly well done. Posted by: garrett at December 24, 2025 07:18 PM (grNgC) 105
100 I question the utility of mopping the kitchen and breakfast nook tile floor. It's just gonna get dirtified up again by next Christmas. And I don't have a spherical Guatemalean to do it for me.
Posted by: Count de Monet ---- Fist bump! Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 24, 2025 07:18 PM (2ef5s) 106
Tucker did not spend the entire speech shilling for Islam.
Just part of it. Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 24, 2025 06:53 PM (Vj99u) One microsecond spent shilling for islam means an eternity shilling for Satan. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 24, 2025 07:19 PM (npFr7) 107
>>101 All I know about the Zodiac killer is that movie sucked balls. Long, boring as shit, and they don't even catch the guy. Who the hell thought we needed that movie?
literally one of my favorite movies Posted by: ace at December 24, 2025 07:20 PM (1wjle) 108
Ringo had a better catalog of songs as a solo act than John Lennon IMO. And George got screwed with the judgement against him for My Sweet Lord.
My limited opinions on the Beatles. Posted by: Opinion fact at December 24, 2025 07:20 PM (KDPiq) 109
The television show Millennium did "disturbing" pretty well
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 24, 2025 07:20 PM (Cjt/F) 110
I question the utility of mopping the kitchen and breakfast nook tile floor. It's just gonna get dirtified up again by next Christmas. And I don't have a spherical Guatemalean to do it for me.
Posted by: Count de Monet You bought the wrong mop! Posted by: MkY at December 24, 2025 07:20 PM (q6tQZ) 111
>>>Do we have his records, or just the "sleuth"? Maybe the sleuth is concealing their evidence where Candance keeps her evidence against Brigitte Macron.
no, they have the records. They pulled them during the grand jury investigation of the murder, and those are available. They have his psych reports and stuff. Cops were looking at him as a suspect in the Black Dahlia case and could never eliminate him as a suspect. (nor definitely prove he had done it.) Posted by: ace at December 24, 2025 07:21 PM (1wjle) 112
101: 'Millennium' was a wonderful, creepy, little show. Lance Henricksen was fantastic in it.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 24, 2025 07:21 PM (aKh6S) 113
Here's an NY Post article on this: https://is.gd/mxle5w The suspect's military records are known, not speculation. He was in the first invasion wave at Okinawa. He wanted to become a surgeon, but they turned him down to what they call PTSD now. His hands shook, and he had recurring dreams and displayed aggression. Discharged from the Navy on disability because of all that. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 24, 2025 07:21 PM (w6EFb) 114
BOMBSHELL at AmFest: Dead silence from the TPUSA crowd as Tucker Carlson spends his entire speech shilling for Islam
Will, so much for the big tent. Posted by: Sergeant Major at December 24, 2025 07:21 PM (PbU6T) 115
One of the most astounding links between the black dahlia murder and the others was that they had never actually determined the location of the Black Dahlia murder. (Her body was dumped after it was dismembered). For various reasons they were sure the killer had been looking for a motel room with a bathtub, which were rare in those days. (Needed it to get rid of all the blood)
Searching through old ads and other period information, this investigator determined the one that was in the most likely location for the black dahlia killer to have used - the Zodiac Motel. Posted by: Tom Servo at December 24, 2025 07:21 PM (7JH4o) 116
Favorite serial killer movie was the fictitious Mr Brooks.
Posted by: Opinion fact at December 24, 2025 07:22 PM (KDPiq) 117
>>.earching through old ads and other period information, this investigator determined the one that was in the most likely location for the black dahlia killer to have used - the Zodiac Motel
that's a neat detail Posted by: ace at December 24, 2025 07:22 PM (1wjle) 118
We had someone at the edge of town setting off tannerite yesterday. Big window rattling booms. Some folks complaining it triggered their PTSD. The folks involved in it claimed they had a right as Americans to make a lot of noise. Don't know how it was finally resolved
Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 24, 2025 07:22 PM (+mUZM) 119
Seems the stove in my apartment went on the fritz to the degree that it blew the main breaker in the basement ( in addition to the panel in the apartment )
Power is restored, but I’m without a stove through Monday Life could be worse, at least I have my meal prep dinners that can be nuked to tide me through It appears the Apollo spacecraft had more amperage available to run electronics and such than my apartment does Posted by: browndog sitting in the dark at December 24, 2025 07:22 PM (TTAGa) 120
Read it last night. Only thing for me is his age timeline. He was 20 in '47. That makes him 18 when the war ended in 45. 17 in 1943. Yet he supposedly went thru basic & medical training and then saw enough combat that he had PTSD?
Posted by: rickb223 at December 24, 2025 07:02 PM (c115l) Some guys lied about their age so they could enlist. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 24, 2025 07:22 PM (npFr7) 121
Why the fuck is TPUSA letting Tucker anywhere near them, especially after his assclownery at CK's memorial? What the fuck is going on in their heads? Does nobody think anymore?
Posted by: What the actual fucking fuck? at December 24, 2025 07:23 PM (TbWk/) Posted by: MkY at December 24, 2025 07:25 PM (q6tQZ) 123
Checked the IMDB.com and in The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis, Steve Franken played the characters of Chatsworth Osbourne, Jr. and Winthrop von Money VIII.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at December 24, 2025 07:25 PM (/HDaX) 124
right but i'm saying is that all known as documented facts from his military records? Like, the amateur sleuth isn't making that up or speculating about that. He has his records.
Posted by: ace It's very possible it's him. The other thing that's strange, he killed her in '47 and then nothing for the next 21 years. 1968. Serial killers generally don't wait that long between kills. Posted by: rickb223 at December 24, 2025 07:25 PM (c115l) 125
116 Favorite serial killer movie was the fictitious Mr Brooks.
Posted by: Opinion fact Costner's best film. 'Citizen X' is, IMO, the best serial killer movie. Though, 'Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer' is very disturbing. Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 24, 2025 07:26 PM (aKh6S) 126
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 24, 2025 07:21 PM (w6EFb)
That would have been March 1945 . He would have just turned 17 five months earlier. Posted by: Opinion fact at December 24, 2025 07:26 PM (KDPiq) 127
@94
Everything Paul McCartney ever touched....... I liked Mull of Kintyre. It's a good drinking song. Posted by: Case at December 24, 2025 07:27 PM (G1OIb) 128
During war, men get into positions a lot earlier than they would otherwise. An old friend of my father’s was a hellacious P-47 fighter pilot in Europe, and he was only 19 when the war ended. He was up in the air and flying fighters at age 18.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 24, 2025 07:28 PM (7JH4o) 129
>>It's very possible it's him. The other thing that's strange, he killed her in '47 and then nothing for the next 21 years.
oh we don't know that!!! He claimed he killed 35 people though Zodiac only killed five people (and seriously stabbed two more). Maybe he did a lot of murders in between. Also, he fled LA when he was a suspect in the Dahlia case and went to Chicago and Atlanta and Kansas. I betcha cops in those states are now looking at unsolved murders in the late forties and in the fifties. Posted by: ace at December 24, 2025 07:28 PM (1wjle) Posted by: ace at December 24, 2025 07:29 PM (1wjle) 131
Merry Christmas, dear dread Horde!
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at December 24, 2025 07:30 PM (WL2lA) 132
Merry Mindful Christmas, y'all.
🎄Heap o' Christmas Videos 2025 https://bit.ly/heap-o-xmas-vids-2025 🎄Heap o' Commercial Christmas Links 2025 (in case you missed the link before) https://bit.ly/heap-o-xmas-ads-2025 🎄Twelve Days of Madness (as serialized on AOS last year) https://bit.ly/12-crazy-days 🎄Santa, Dear Friends For those who may have come to doubt the old elf (text, ill.) https://bit.ly/santa-dear-friends 🎄Journey to Bethlehem A simple trip to pay the taxes becomes a life-or-death nightmare for a new family A cartoon-illustrated take on the Nativity story https://bit.ly/bethlehem-journey 🎄Mindful Webworkshop Episode #16 - Christmas A politically incorrect and culturally inappropriate Christmas show - pop song parodies and original tunes sure to put coal in my stocking. From back in 2016. (vid 11:02) https://bit.ly/webworkshop-016 That should hold you for twelve days. Posted by: mindful webworker - jingle them bells at December 24, 2025 07:30 PM (uPdbI) 133
maybe he went to prison under a fake name during the gap
Posted by: ace That's true. That's very possible. Posted by: rickb223 at December 24, 2025 07:30 PM (c115l) 134
Anyone who opposes the jihadist takeover of the West is prima facie evil!
Posted by: C. Tarlson at December 24, 2025 07:30 PM (maMpM) 135
I posted previously that I think AI could have solved the BTK case years earlier. That is a very interesting serial killer case.
On that tangent the percentage of homosexual serial killers is far greater than their overall percentage of the population. Posted by: Opinion fact at December 24, 2025 07:30 PM (KDPiq) 136
Does nobody think anymore?
Posted by: What the actual fucking fuck? at December 24, 2025 07:23 PM (TbWk/) Well, that is asking a lot. Posted by: RickZ at December 24, 2025 07:30 PM (gKDq2) 137
Does nobody think anymore?
Posted by: What the actual fucking fuck? at December 24, 2025 07:23 PM (TbWk/) Close. Posted by: Ordinary American at December 24, 2025 07:31 PM (WHfpM) 138
The FBI should use AI to see any intersection between Margolis and killings near where he lived from 47-68
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 24, 2025 07:31 PM (2vrAX) 139
ace you're going to have to get Hulu so you can watch the new Amanda Knox series .
Posted by: Opinion fact at December 24, 2025 07:32 PM (KDPiq) 140
It begs the question: Why don't we have "serial killers" anymore? Or do we? I wonder if police work is so inept, so unimaginative, and so callous today that a serial killer would go unnoticed. Posted by: Soothsayer at December 24, 2025 07:34 PM (yreN9) 141
BREAKING: FedEx wins multibillion-dollar federal delivery contract, uses funds to HIRE foreign workers through the H-1B visa program.
CEO Rajesh "Raj" Subramaniam, who was born in India, is facing backlash for firing Americans to hire foreigners. Publicly available immigration data shows a SUBSTANTIAL increase in FedEx�s hiring of foreign workers through the H-1B visa program. Some of the listed salaries for these positions being filled by non-Americans range from about $100,000 to $115,000. ------ Unlike everyone else here, I didn't have a problem with Luigi and the United Healthcare CEO. Pretty much due to the shit like the above. Posted by: MAGA_Ken at December 24, 2025 07:34 PM (Vh9CX) 142
Damn garrett. One of your best LOL: be prepared for return fire at a later date. Posted by: Opinion fact A number of years ago, i was fresh out of spine surgery with a brand new titanium disk between L5 and S0. Had maybe 8 or 10 staples in my lower abdomen as theynwent in throught front. Reading the smart military blog between naps and garret was on one his legendary snark rolls. Damned near tore two staples laughing at the shit posts he made that day. Keep it up, dude. In spite of the harrassment, you're what helps make this place family. Posted by: BifBewalski - at December 24, 2025 07:34 PM (QVmho) Posted by: Soothsayer at December 24, 2025 07:34 PM (yreN9) 144
Sure have been a lot of psycho killers in Kansas. Maybe it seems like a good place to hide out? Sometimes they get that killin' itch and do some more while they're there.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 24, 2025 07:34 PM (3uBP9) 145
Steve Franken played the characters of Chatsworth Osbourne, Jr. and Winthrop von Money VIII. Posted by: Additional Blond Agent He was a murderer on Perry Mason and an arsonist on Barney Miller. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 24, 2025 07:34 PM (pkeXY) 146
I am fucking tired of the mens warehouse lesbian that think they can do a job.
You cant You fucked up and trusted the system that promoted you to failure. It is called the Peter Principle as you do not have a Peter. hahaha It is called the Peter Principle becuase a man named Larry Peter noticed that organization promoted people out of the way so that in the end they were out of the way but were failures. You failed bitch. Posted by: r hennigantx at December 24, 2025 07:35 PM (gbOdA) 147
106 Tucker did not spend the entire speech shilling for Islam.
Just part of it. Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 24, 2025 06:53 PM (Vj99u) -------------- OK, here's 32 seconds of VDH's introduction to his take down of Carlson. https://tinyurl.com/b23yhyrs Here's VDH's takedown of Tucker Carlson; There is a 1:27second quote of Tucker's idiocy before VDH begins. Push up to 1:27 if you choose. https://tinyurl.com/fr7z74b5 Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 24, 2025 07:36 PM (2ef5s) 148
Dammit, now I have "Simply Having a Wonderful Christmastime" boring a hole in my brain.
Quick, what's the harshest metal song to slay the McCartney wyrm?! Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 24, 2025 07:37 PM (kpS4V) 149
Democrat candidate for mayor and alcoholic Karen gives cop grief as the cop attempts to get her to take a field sobriety test. Unfortunately, she was not afforded the opportunity to Ride the Lightning. She did not receive a dose of Zeus Juice.
She's a Knut BUT a) only a complete fool would consent to field sobriety tests and they are typically not required (breathalyzer might be a different story) and b) declining said field sobriety tests (on its own) is typically not sufficient probable cause for an arrest. But she's still a self-important bitch and I have no pity. Posted by: Driving While an Idiot at December 24, 2025 07:38 PM (TbWk/) Posted by: garrett at December 24, 2025 07:39 PM (grNgC) 151
Brother and fam are late. Me and -#1 son getting schnockered. ooops. Posted by: nurse ratched Where's my damned cat nip? -Lucy the fink Posted by: BifBewalski - at December 24, 2025 07:40 PM (QVmho) 152
Dammit, now I have "Simply Having a Wonderful Christmastime" boring a hole in my brain.
Quick, what's the harshest metal song to slay the McCartney wyrm?! Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 24, 2025 07:37 PM (kpS4V) Slayer Raining Blood? Posted by: You did say slay at December 24, 2025 07:40 PM (TbWk/) 153
>>Quick, what's the harshest metal song to slay the McCartney wyrm?!
BRING BACK THE BOMB : https://www.youtube.com/ watch?v=YWPCGoO4620 Posted by: garrett at December 24, 2025 07:40 PM (grNgC) 154
LOL Garrett, GWAR is the best brain-rooter.
Loved the top comment: "I am 46, it is not a phase Mom." Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 24, 2025 07:43 PM (kpS4V) 155
Imagine telling a random person in 2002 in NYC that in 23 years a Muslim mayor would select a man who pretends to be a woman as fire chief.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 24, 2025 07:51 PM (MvI35) 156
It begs the question: Why don't we have "serial killers" anymore? Or do we? I wonder if police work is so inept, so unimaginative, and so callous today that a serial killer would go unnoticed. Posted by: Soothsayer at December 24, 2025 07:34 PM (yreN9) ----- I remember hearing that there are about +200 serial killers around the USA at any point in time. Posted by: MAGA_Ken at December 24, 2025 07:52 PM (Vh9CX) 157
Yeah, the officers are trained to spot drunks. They have the entire procedure down to a science. It’s a judgment call, and they can usually call the BAC pretty accurately just by looking at you and talking. Remember they do this every day.
The field sobriety test and other observations are what gives him probable cause to measure BAC with a breathalyzer or blood draw. She ain’t gettin out of nothing. You have to submit to a breathalyzer or blood draw. That’s “implied consent” by virtue of you accepting a DL. A field sobriety test is not required, if you’re not drunk then demand a breathalyzer or blood draw and have an attorney on speed dial. Technically speaking it is entirely possible to fail a field sobriety test even though no alcohol is in your system. I’d like to know how many of these whack job bitches are on prescription tranquilizers and “mood elevators” and all that bullshit. They should be prohibited from operating heavy machinery, cars, and government. This Is Your Government On Drugs <—- you are here Posted by: Common Tater at December 24, 2025 07:55 PM (aZxh/) 158
So much for the $100k H1B deterrent imposed by Trump.
That was just some bullshit to quiet the peasants. In reality it’s nothing. Was it even implemented? Even if it was it’s nothing compared to the cost savings. Pay $100k one time to save $50-75k a year for 6 years. Deal of a lifetime. Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 24, 2025 07:56 PM (MvI35) 159
“There are no chosen people.” Bro, that’s straight-up replacement theology on steroids, and it’s demonic. Listening to Christians ceaselessly advocate for Jews, who rejected Christ, as the chosen people - still - despite that rejection is pretty tedious. Modern Christians don't believe in much of anything, and it shows. Toleration is a fine thing. But Christians weren't always so casual about the rejection of Christ. Christians from pretty much any other era would not recognize the thin soup that the religion has become. No point in believing if it this kind of intrafaith, ecumenical mush. Posted by: hard pass at December 24, 2025 08:01 PM (aYB33) 160
I recall the days when I liked listening to Tucker Carlson. Seems like a long time ago now.
Posted by: DanMan at December 24, 2025 08:33 PM (8uzBS) 161
Ace, you are going to "love" this one: "The Dumbest Supreme Court Brief You Will Ever Read"
After the Bruen decision said that states have to actually allow citizens to carry weapons, Hawaii passed laws to allow it but not really. They made it illegal to carry weapons in public places such as grocery stores. Clearly trying to make it impossible to carry except maybe inside your own house. There's a challenge, Wolford v. Lopez, which has reached the Supreme Court. It basically says Hawaii isn't really complying. The state of Hawaii is arguing that back when it was a kingdom, and not a part of the United States, it didn't let peasants have weapons; therefore, it is part of Hawaii's culture to forbid the citizens from having weapons, so they shouldn't be forced to grant any Second Amendment rights. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A86IvqwM4gc Posted by: mr_jack at December 24, 2025 08:49 PM (LNPSJ) 162
Credibility hinges on smoke in Bari Weiss' ass?
Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 24, 2025 07:09 PM (fd80v) ==== Not at all. Credibility depends on being consistent; in approving of Bari's takeover in October but then taking weak ass potshots at her in December. Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 24, 2025 09:12 PM (m6HS6) 163
"“The thing that infuriates me most about Tucker... the smug, pompous arrogance of a man who’s never spent a single year in seminary declaring with absolute certainty:
“There are no chosen people.” Bro, that’s straight-up replacement theology on steroids, and it’s demonic. God’s covenant with the Jewish people is literally all over Scripture—Genesis 12, Romans 11, forever and ever, amen. Yet Tucker... struts around like he’s the final authority on theology while mocking actual pastors who’ve dedicated their entire lives to studying the Word. He doesn’t just disagree with dispensationalists or Christian Zionists. He acts like he’s smarter than Paul, smarter than Moses, smarter than God Himself. That level of pride isn’t “edgy” or “based.” It’s the spirit of Lucifer in a bowtie.” You do realize that Dispensationalism didn't even exist until the 19th Century, and Tucker's belief that "Israel" in the Bible means "people who accept Jesus as the Messiah" was the official theology of the Church for 1800 years?! Tucker is just stating the normal Christian belief. It is this nonsense that Jews who reject Christ are "chosen" that is demonic. Posted by: Exiled2Texas at December 24, 2025 11:38 PM (YINx+) 164
you are missing the point of what Tucker said.
Posted by: susan harms at December 25, 2025 06:58 AM (Kkd7F) 165
Looks from here as if "the point of what Tucker said" is that we'd all be getting along and steadily fixing our problems ... if it weren't for the Jews and their schemes. It's useful to know who agrees with him.
Posted by: werewife at December 25, 2025 10:17 AM (5ayY3) Charlottesville, VA Disables Citywide Crime Cameras to Help Illegal Alien Criminals Evade the LawCHARLOTTESVILLE, Va. (CBS19 NEWS) -- The City of Charlottesville will not move forward with the Flock Safety license plate reader system following the conclusion of a yearlong pilot program, despite reported success in helping police solve crimes. City Council decided during its meeting on Monday, citing concerns largely outside the city's control. "I just think that the concerns are much bigger than us," Charlottesville Police Chief Michael Kochis said. Over the 12-month pilot period, the Charlottesville Police Department gathered feedback from community members on the use of the Flock camera system. "Most of the feedback we got was very positive from folks in the community. That being said, there were some concerns," Kochis said. Among the primary concerns were how data collected by Flock could potentially be accessed or used beyond the city's control, including fears it could be obtained by federal agencies for unintended purposes, such as tracking undocumented immigrants. "The big concerns continue to come up from mostly policymakers that, you know, are they the federal government or the administration in D.C. could get access to it," Kochis said. Despite those concerns, Kochis said the system proved effective during the pilot program. "It's helped us solve our homicide in the city. It has helped us recover a missing child. It has helped us recover missing people. It does help us recover stolen cars in time frames that actually have meaning," he said.But fuck American citizens, the only ones who matter are foreign criminals.
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Evening Horde.
Posted by: neverrenoughcaffeine at December 24, 2025 05:33 PM (leOJv) 2
Where’s everyone
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at December 24, 2025 05:34 PM (leOJv) 3
Hey Charlottesville. Piss off.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 24, 2025 05:34 PM (2WIwB) 4
Forty-Twelfth!
Posted by: Al Shabbah at December 24, 2025 05:35 PM (vh3n1) 5
Soros did this.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at December 24, 2025 05:35 PM (cxFcK) 6
They will install the Flock when Trump is gone. Judges don’t care.
None of them. Posted by: Accomack at December 24, 2025 05:37 PM (77Bgk) 7
>>>Charlottesville, VA Disables Citywide Crime Cameras
Meh. I am OK with this, regardless of the impetus. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 24, 2025 05:37 PM (dK+Kv) 8
More of the same.....
Posted by: Caf at December 24, 2025 05:38 PM (qS/Xm) 9
Dreck the Halls!
Posted by: The Phantom Pooper at December 24, 2025 05:38 PM (0sNs1) 10
This explains a lot of who we hire to staff out federal government jobs in DC. Same gene pool.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 24, 2025 05:38 PM (abIsI) 11
And a super special Christmas gift !
DOJ announced that I to just recovered another ONE MILLION FILES ! Hard to believe that to believe than number of files could have been overlooked? Until now. So a most Merry Christmas to all Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at December 24, 2025 05:39 PM (4NS/v) 12
So we moved on from the games we play at home to the games politicians and judges play with the lives of Americans.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 24, 2025 05:40 PM (ESVrU) 13
It's "Let's make First Degree Murder Great Again."
Posted by: no one at December 24, 2025 05:40 PM (qFwJc) 14
May they rot in hell for the misery they have brought in the name of "Doing Good".
Posted by: Adriane the Not Enough Christmas Lights, the Airplanes Are NOT Circling Yet Critic . . . at December 24, 2025 05:40 PM (3ZUWJ) 15
>>>Charlottesville, VA Disables Citywide Crime Cameras
Meh. I am OK with this, regardless of the impetus. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 24, 2025 05:37 PM (dK+Kv) Yeah. I'm old enough to remember when we thought it was a bad idea for the government to have cameras everywhere, both as a matter of the nefarious purposes they'd use them for, and the expense. You know, observing how tyrannies like Britain use them. Posted by: Methos at December 24, 2025 05:41 PM (vSvIl) 16
Judge black, perp black, victim white... where is the problem?
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at December 24, 2025 05:42 PM (Kt19C) 17
Yeah. I'm old enough to remember when we thought it was a bad idea for the government to have cameras everywhere, both as a matter of the nefarious purposes they'd use them for, and the expense.
You know, observing how tyrannies like Britain use them. Posted by: Methos at December 24, 2025 05:41 PM (vSvIl) It's one reason for lazy, ineffective policing. Instead of prevention by presence and the occasional hickory shampoos, you get armored car riding, no-knock dog shooting, ass-sitting video-watching, investigation after the bodies are cold "policing." Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 24, 2025 05:44 PM (dK+Kv) 18
Stupid black woman clown pretending to be a judge. She should be tried as an accessory to murder.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 24, 2025 05:45 PM (fd80v) 19
What truly awful offense did David Strom commit against you that warranted calling him David Frum, Ace?
Posted by: Vanishingly Rare Foreign Youkai at December 24, 2025 05:46 PM (eeua8) 20
Why do leftist judges think they need to lower the bail because some dirt bag can afford to pay it. If you aint got the money, you stay in jail until your trial.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 24, 2025 05:47 PM (PWcY+) 21
I will point out that those who hate the surveillance state and government Big Brother monitoring everything, can't have it both ways. Those Flock cameras aren't just for illegal aliens or the occasional criminal they may catch. Unless you are one of those who says if you did nothing wrong, you have nothing to worry about.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at December 24, 2025 05:47 PM (MZ+PY) 22
i wouldn't mind being murdered so long as we protect everyone's constitutional rights to whatever liberal judges can imagine on a good day filled with box wine
Posted by: gnats local 678 at December 24, 2025 05:48 PM (CWTWj) 23
Virginia Tech and all the people associated with it are not there and won't be back for 3 more weeks. Throw a net over the whole place and ID everyone before you let them out. Prolly catch 300 Spherical Guatemalans alone.
Posted by: Desperate For Excitement at December 24, 2025 05:48 PM (oftw2) 24
I've seen lots of cultural enrichment pushing carts on the streets in my general neighborhood the last decade...Dem policies are great! /sarc
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 24, 2025 05:50 PM (ynpvh) 25
If I were a criminal in Charlottesville I'd be jumping for joy. No record on vid of anything, unless it's on a private vid. Have fun kids in the spring at UVa.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 24, 2025 05:53 PM (2vrAX) 26
I don't believe for a second they're shutting down the Flock cameras. That'll be the lying excuse in court, though, while the cameras will still be used for surveillance on Heritage Americans all day long.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 24, 2025 05:53 PM (ph+d0) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 24, 2025 05:53 PM (tgvbd) 28
Charlottesville, VA Disables Citywide Crime Cameras
--- They'll start using them again when they find out they can track ICE with them. Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 24, 2025 05:54 PM (PWcY+) 29
The most Spherical Guatemalans per square mile are in Georgetown, Maryland. All the fancy white ladies in Rehoboth Beach and Lewes get their houses cleaned by them.
Posted by: Nannies, Too at December 24, 2025 05:54 PM (oftw2) Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 24, 2025 05:54 PM (ynpvh) 31
I would like to put forward that all handgun owner records from FFLs in every state should probably be destroyed now because, "The big concerns continue to come up from mostly policymakers that, you know, are they the federal government or the administration in D.C. could get access to it"
Posted by: banana Dream at December 24, 2025 05:54 PM (3uBP9) 32
i recall reading an article years ago about cameras in public in edinboro scotland, and while it didn't really prevent crime it meant that someone who got beaten within an inch of his live got to die in an emergency room instead of dying on the street.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at December 24, 2025 05:54 PM (CWTWj) 33
I don't see an issue with this. They don't want t catch illegals committing crimes. It makes perfect sense from the liberal point of view.
If you don't see illegals committing crimes then those crimes do not exist. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 24, 2025 05:56 PM (0N4FZ) 34
33 I don't see an issue with this. They don't want t catch illegals committing crimes. It makes perfect sense from the liberal point of view.
If you don't see illegals committing crimes then those crimes do not exist. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 24, 2025 05:56 PM (0N4FZ) And neither do the victims...right? Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 24, 2025 05:56 PM (ynpvh) 35
Sorry, meant Georgetown, DE.
Posted by: Nannies, Too! at December 24, 2025 05:56 PM (oftw2) 36
And neither do the victims...right?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 24, 2025 05:56 PM (ynpvh) Sanctuary city? Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 24, 2025 05:58 PM (dK+Kv) 37
On the plus side, come the Boogaloo, it will be safe(r) to deal with any traitors or invaders in Charlottesville! Pollyannaism is widely misunderstood; it's about choosing to apply your limited mortal attention to the most empowering truths, not sticking your head in the sand.
Posted by: SciVo at December 24, 2025 06:00 PM (Sy6m/) 38
Olly olly all criminals are free
Posted by: Skip at December 24, 2025 06:00 PM (Ia/+0) 39
I actually think there is no way they will disable the cameras. The state is not going to relinquish surveillance of the proles.
What this actually means is that they will keep the cameras on, if one of their brownshirts goes wilding, oops! we don't have cameras anymore!, if you do anything, "WE GOT YOU!". But they will say they've "disabled" them. Posted by: banana Dream at December 24, 2025 06:02 PM (3uBP9) 40
I am now the proud owner of Darth Vader's Hi Power in 40 S&W. Carry on.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 24, 2025 06:03 PM (b4o9z) 41
40 I am now the proud owner of Darth Vader's Hi Power in 40 S&W. Carry on.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 24, 2025 06:03 PM (b4o9z) Well, it's no blaster. Posted by: Han Solo at December 24, 2025 06:04 PM (ynpvh) 42
Every single Sanctuary City and State is in active Rebellion against the US Constitutional Republic.
All of them should be treated as such. Their Legislatures and Executives should be forcefully disbanded and the members should be jailed. Their Statehood should be suspended until they have been replaced with properly functioning institutions. Posted by: garrett at December 24, 2025 06:05 PM (grNgC) 43
Meh. I am OK with this, regardless of the impetus. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon You mean you want your privacy back? Can't have that now, can we? Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 24, 2025 06:10 PM (pkeXY) 44
I have an idea. Maybe the Charlottesville PD could get rid of all of its computers, fingerprint files and DNA collection kits and go back to riding around on mules to solve crimes.
Just think of the Social Justice we'd have when that happens! Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 24, 2025 06:11 PM (COQGW) 45
Charlottesville did pull that crap attack for moving Confederate monuments into a KKK BS
Posted by: Skip at December 24, 2025 06:13 PM (Ia/+0) Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 24, 2025 06:14 PM (COQGW) 47
***But fuck American citizens, the only ones who matter are foreign criminals.
--- Sounds like an entendre but actually it's a double truth. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 24, 2025 06:16 PM (2ef5s) 48
"The big concerns continue to come up from mostly policymakers that, you know, are they the federal government or the administration in D.C. could get access to it," Kochis said.
---- That has to be the stupidest thing I've read all day. Posted by: clarence at December 24, 2025 06:16 PM (MXMX4) 49
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'Every single Sanctuary City and State is in active Rebellion against the US Constitutional Republic.' Thank you. This in insurrection, worthy of implementation of an insurrection act. Treating it as a joke is horseshit. Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 24, 2025 06:16 PM (fd80v) 50
Good Christmas Eve! Taking a break from cleaning up for tomorrow.
There's nothing that possibly could go wrong with Charlottesville's camera turn-off plan. Kumbaya, even. Posted by: Count de Monet at December 24, 2025 06:17 PM (wVcYX) 51
:sigh: I used to be against the panopticon security state, cameras everywhere, snooping constantly for silly traffic violations and the revenue that generated. But I realize, that only works in, what do they call it, the "high trust society" like we used to have. The Before Time before we started importing 3rd world shit hole populations willy nilly. When you've got a society where any random lunatic may knock some grandma over the head with 2x4 with nails in it, well, my high trust ideal no longer works. Damn it all to hell. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 24, 2025 06:17 PM (w6EFb) 52
The Great White Whale, Heather Heyer perished in Charlottesville and the unfortunate who was panicked by the mob will never get out of stir.
That bitch Terry McAwful should be in the can along with his redcaps and bullies on the State Police. Posted by: Travesty of Justice at December 24, 2025 06:18 PM (oftw2) 53
The only remaining qustion is:
Do you hate, or do you meta-hate? Or, put more fully: Do you hatwe the criminal who actually committed the crime -- or do you hate the leftist judges, politicians and citizens who intentionally released this soulles crime-bot into the community to wreak havoc on the fellow citizens? Personally, I meta-hate, because I do not accord the criminals any shred of humanity, so there's nothing to hate, just like you can't hate a cheetah or a rabid dog. Posted by: zombie at December 24, 2025 06:18 PM (oraVG) 54
As some smart guy once said, "they replace what works with what feels good."
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 24, 2025 06:20 PM (wVcYX) 55
Heh. A South Carolina Man made the Daily Mail: https://is.gd/UN2trh Just over the river in Spartanburg County, this guy stole a police car and went on a joyride, and drunk to boot. He threw a fit before the judge and threatened to call Trump on the judge. According to his mother, he ain't right in the head. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 24, 2025 06:21 PM (w6EFb) 56
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'Do you hate the criminal who actually committed the crime -- or do you hate the leftist judges, politicians and citizens who intentionally released this soulless crime-bot into the community to wreak havoc?' I have enough hate for all of them. That's why my punishment for them is identical. Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 24, 2025 06:21 PM (fd80v) 57
The police are scared. Period! (It has absolutely nothing to do with DHS.) The DAs don't take the cases or drop them down to nothing, if not murder one, and the should-be felons are back at all the places the police patrol.
The excuse was intersectionality. Remember? Poor babies, how would they know they can't chase down a grown women for sex? And then it because broader & began to cover awful crimes & more people of certain 'types' - not just those who came illegally over the border but also those with relatives chairing LWVs units in many states. And don't try to publicly fight back. You'll be next to be charged with a ridiculous summary offense or "almost a hate crime" with substantial fees and affect on jobs. Pandora's box. They f'ed up and unless you put on the stage show (with mob blessings, Black and White alike) as Frank Rizzo once did in Philly, you're not going to get the towns and cities back to where they once were. Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at December 24, 2025 06:25 PM (NFX2v) 58
Posted by: zombie at December 24, 2025 06:18 PM (oraVG)
I hate both. I hate bullies and that's what both are but in different ways. Posted by: Opinion fact at December 24, 2025 06:25 PM (KDPiq) 59
Judge Joy Kennedy is a product of a poor environment. There's nothing wrong with her, I can prove it.
Posted by: Randolph Duke at December 24, 2025 06:25 PM (R/m4+) 60
Judges who let criminals out to do.more crimes should be dropped and stripped of their bench
Posted by: Skip at December 24, 2025 06:26 PM (Ia/+0) Posted by: Fairfax County at December 24, 2025 06:26 PM (7vtxe) 62
There is not 1 liberal progressive that would not let you die, be raped, robbed, or butt fucked for their cause de jour.
They send men into womens prison. They have drag queens in study hall. They may not want to bang your children but they will send them to those that will. Posted by: r hennigantx at December 24, 2025 06:27 PM (gbOdA) 63
One would think (and they'd probably be wrong) that people would have enough of this shit.
Self abuse. Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 24, 2025 06:27 PM (NwnyJ) 64
Just over the river in Spartanburg County, this guy stole a police car and went on a joyride, and drunk to boot. He threw a fit before the judge and threatened to call Trump on the judge.
According to his mother, he ain't right in the head. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 24, 2025 06:21 PM (w6EFb) --- Just a good ol' boy, never meaning no harm... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 24, 2025 06:28 PM (ESVrU) Posted by: r hennigantx at December 24, 2025 06:29 PM (gbOdA) 66
I think most Law Schools turned into Cultural Marxist Seminaries, probably don't even teach the Constitution anymore
Posted by: Skip at December 24, 2025 06:29 PM (Ia/+0) Posted by: banana Dream at December 24, 2025 06:30 PM (3uBP9) 68
These blue cities also have no problem listing arrested illegal aliens race as 'white' for any number of leftist reasons.
Posted by: Opinion fact at December 24, 2025 06:30 PM (KDPiq) 69
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'One would think (and they'd probably be wrong) that people would have enough of this shit. Self abuse.' Leftists make it a suicide mission to do anything about it, destroying anyone who tries. I could see it getting bad enough to want to do it anyway. Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 24, 2025 06:31 PM (fd80v) 70
Nothing to do with this, but missed earlier thread- was anyone able to get their Evel Kneival wind up super cycle to work? Mine just went about 3 feet and fell over on its side doing circles on the ground. Such a let down.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at December 24, 2025 06:31 PM (IX8iX) 71
66 I think most Law Schools turned into Cultural Marxist Seminaries, probably don't even teach the Constitution anymore
Posted by: Skip at December 24, 2025 06:29 PM (Ia/+0) UVA (Charlottesville) has one of the most-respected law school in the country. I know more than one of their law school grads, from years past. Gives one an indication of the lawyers being loosed on America. Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at December 24, 2025 06:32 PM (MZ+PY) 72
Some homeless black guy just stabbed and killed a 65 year old white lady in a Florida Barnes and Noble.
Posted by: Opinion fact at December 24, 2025 06:32 PM (KDPiq) 73
What's with the 'spherical Guatemalan' junk?
'Squat Guat' is just as descriptive and succinct as well. Posted by: Thanatopsis at December 24, 2025 06:34 PM (LdBR/) 74
This comes easy to Charlottesville. Wasn't that long ago they hid the presence of a serial killer so not to disturb prospective UVA parents.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 24, 2025 06:34 PM (1ah2V) 75
>>> Nothing to do with this, but missed earlier thread- was anyone able to get their Evel Kneival wind up super cycle to work? Mine just went about 3 feet and fell over on its side doing circles on the ground. Such a let down.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at December 24, 2025 06:31 PM (IX8iX) Mine worked great. I could jump stuff, including a cat and a dog, a whole dog house. Also had sparks. It would go a long ways. Worked better without kneival on, but he helped it to pop wheelies. Posted by: banana Dream at December 24, 2025 06:35 PM (3uBP9) Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 24, 2025 06:35 PM (fd80v) 77
'It'll work out', 'It'll work itself out'; heard that all my life. It was as if one was a jackass to stand out and say, this part is wrong let's fix it now.
No, don't make waves, it'll work out. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 24, 2025 06:35 PM (2ef5s) 78
Hardly a day goes by now dome Black guy doesn't kill a older white woman
Posted by: Skip at December 24, 2025 06:37 PM (Ia/+0) Posted by: Thanatopsis at December 24, 2025 06:37 PM (LdBR/) 80
My theory is between Cultural Marxist Propaganda and inter teaching to take out their grievance out on white people and older women ate so vulnerable no fighting back will happen.
Posted by: Skip at December 24, 2025 06:39 PM (Ia/+0) 81
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'UVA (Charlottesville) has one of the most-respected law school in the country. I know more than one of their law school grads, from years past.' I'd be more impressed if I regarded officers of the court as anything more than colluders in a scam to keep the leftists and their friends in power. Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 24, 2025 06:39 PM (fd80v) 82
Heh, one of the weather guys at GSP tries to be literary and cute sometimes with his forecasts. He started it off at noon today with "'Twas the day before Christmas and all through the house, the AC is needed, 'cause we live in the South". I topped out at 79F today. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 24, 2025 06:39 PM (w6EFb) 83
What was the name of the car toy where you would put in a plastic gear strip with a handle into the wheel gear and pull it out quickly to spin the wheel ?
Posted by: Opinion fact at December 24, 2025 06:40 PM (KDPiq) 84
I better get moving to go to church before I fall asleep.
Posted by: Skip at December 24, 2025 06:40 PM (Ia/+0) 85
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'Hardly a day goes by now some Black guy doesn't kill a older white woman' Yeah. Those are some brave motherfuckers. I'm surprised they're not going after toddlers. Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 24, 2025 06:41 PM (fd80v) 86
Nood.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 24, 2025 06:43 PM (c115l) 87
Yeah. Those are some brave motherfuckers. I'm surprised they're not going after toddlers.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 24, 2025 06:41 PM (fd8 That was years ago where someone at the Mall of America threw the toddler off one of the upper balconies. Posted by: Opinion fact at December 24, 2025 06:43 PM (KDPiq) 88
The late Sheila Jackson Lee Longstreet Bragg Hood went to UVa law school. Enough said
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 24, 2025 06:44 PM (2vrAX) 89
Emmanuel Deshawn Aranda was the guy who threw the kid in 2019.
Posted by: Opinion fact at December 24, 2025 06:45 PM (KDPiq) 90
Nood woke.
Yeah, that. Posted by: Chappyman66 at December 24, 2025 06:47 PM (yLpt1) 91
I think most Law Schools turned into Cultural Marxist Seminaries, probably don't even teach the Constitution anymore Posted by: Skip Just like the Hippocratic oath. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 24, 2025 06:49 PM (pkeXY) 92
Vote cheating has been so pervasive we don't know what 'the people' think. If voter fraud is cleaned up then we'll know, much better, where we stand as a Republic.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 24, 2025 06:53 PM (2ef5s) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 24, 2025 06:54 PM (2ef5s) 94
Flock cameras amount to mass, warrantless surveillance.
Posted by: IronDave at December 24, 2025 06:57 PM (K6UoY) 95
They may have done it for the wing reason but those fucking flock cameras are a civil rights nightmare.
Posted by: Boondocks at December 24, 2025 07:47 PM (retOh) 96
The only remaining qustion is:
Do you hate, or do you meta-hate? Posted by: zombie at December 24, 2025 06:18 PM It's cool to hate. YouTube: https://bit.ly/49s3V2s Posted by: The Offspring at December 24, 2025 08:12 PM (P5BPp) 97
Those Flock cameras re an invasion of everyone's privacy. Police can track a person all over without reasonable suspicion or a warrant.
We should all be against their use. Posted by: Max Entropy at December 25, 2025 10:03 PM (Tw86Z) The Games We Used to Play Open ThreadSo I did this post as an open thread for Christmas, but then didn't like the reduction of the holiday to its commercialized aspect. But I think it's okay if I post it on Christmas Eve, maybe? "For it is good to be children sometimes, and never better than at Christmas, when its mighty Founder was a child Himself." -- A Christmas Carol Does that cover me?Board games of the 70s, including the one where you have to escape from the sinking Titanic. I have it cued up to that one but feel free to check out the others. Stay Alive -- the survival game. I never understood the appeal of this one. Mousetrap. I tried to make the trap work -- I didn't bother playing, just assembling the trap -- and I was disappointed. I don't remember making the Rube Goldberg contraption actually work. The classic -- ? -- Connect Four commercial. Bermuda Triangle game commercial. A how-to-play for Bermuda Triangle. Merlin commercial one. Merlin commercial Two. This song continues as an earworm in my head. Simon in the 70s, with Vincent Price as the pitchman. Simon in the 80s and the 90s. You can tell it's the 90s because now Simon is RADICAL! Stop Thief!, after the end of a Norelco commercial. And of course: Mattel's handheld electronic games, including football.
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Pokeno.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 24, 2025 04:23 PM (EXyHK) 2
Of course, Michigan Rummy is the holiday game of choice here. Almost beats Euchre.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 24, 2025 04:24 PM (EXyHK) Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at December 24, 2025 04:24 PM (lUFok) 4
I could have been first but I was looking for my Stratego game.
Posted by: fd at December 24, 2025 04:25 PM (vFG9F) 5
"For it is good to be children sometimes, and never better than at Christmas, when its mighty Founder was a child Himself." -- A Christmas Carol
Does that cover me? ---------------- Works for me. Posted by: olddog in mo at December 24, 2025 04:26 PM (bQ4nt) 6
I still have my Merlin and Coleco Electronic Quarterback.
Posted by: Mark1971 at December 24, 2025 04:27 PM (CNl8/) 7
Hola
Posted by: Thanatopsis at December 24, 2025 04:27 PM (LdBR/) 8
“One of the great mysteries to me … we've had reporting for some time. Donald Trump is not on Epstein's list.
We were reliably told that we had planted evidence. What has happened to our people on the inside?! Posted by: Joe "The Intern Hunter" Scarborough at December 24, 2025 04:28 PM (mexfo) 9
If you run the audio here:
https://tinyurl.com/3y26h9ff with the video here: https://tinyurl.com/4b6j8rxu I don't know why it works, but it works. Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at December 24, 2025 04:28 PM (pIfcn) 10
"Life"
One time we played it (ma and 3 siblings), and got in such a fight, that my mom threw out the game. Posted by: Lizzy at December 24, 2025 04:28 PM (NuV6c) 11
Mousetrap. I tried to make the trap work -- I didn't bother playing, just assembling the trap -- and I was disappointed. I don't remember making the Rube Goldberg contraption actually work.
---- Maybe you left out a key step. I was able to get the Rube Goldberg contraption to work OK. It was a bit janky, but it would do the job. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 24, 2025 04:28 PM (ESVrU) 12
Somalis invented board games too.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 24, 2025 04:29 PM (QGaXH) 13
Mousetrap NEVER worked! It was designed by communists to drive little budding American engineers to despair.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 24, 2025 04:29 PM (kpS4V) 14
I could have been first but I was looking for my Stratego game.
Posted by: fd at December 24, 2025 04:25 PM (vFG9F) === Played a lot of Stratego when I was kid. My sisters preferred "The Game of Life". The wheel went "WWwwwwzzzzzzz" Posted by: mrp at December 24, 2025 04:29 PM (rj6Yv) 15
If you go to a bookstore and look through the childrens books, of course they have pictures. But books written for adults usually dont have any drawings. What a person can supply in his mind is so much better than what I could give them on the screen.
Scott Adams, How the Gamesman Began, p. 51 One of these days I need to finish one of his games. They were always fun and there are emulators available Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 24, 2025 04:30 PM (EXyHK) 16
It's okay to acknowledge the commercialization of Christmas, Ace, In fact, I've been told that it is run by a big eastern syndicate.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at December 24, 2025 04:30 PM (5yDGQ) 17
Mumblety-peg.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 24, 2025 04:30 PM (abIsI) 18
Board games are not funny!
Posted by: Rachel Corrie at December 24, 2025 04:30 PM (zQLjY) 19
Morning Joe cancelled in 3, 2, 1...
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 24, 2025 04:31 PM (2vrAX) 20
I recently found Mouse Trap at a classic games store. It was in great condition except . . .yep, you guessed it, missing the key rubber band. I have zero clue how the game actually works, but I remember making the trap work and wanted to challenge my four children. It took a couple years of trying out different sizes of bands, but they eventually got the trap to work. We still have no idea how the game is played, however.
MERRY CHRISTMAS, YA FILTHY IDIOT! Love of course to the Horde this Christmas. I miss this place, but full-time work plus a side gig has its price. Posted by: Catherine at December 24, 2025 04:31 PM (ZSsrh) Posted by: Lizzy at December 24, 2025 04:31 PM (NuV6c) 22
Stop Thief! is a pig in a pet store.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 24, 2025 04:32 PM (pkeXY) Posted by: garrett at December 24, 2025 04:32 PM (grNgC) 24
I'm watching "Demolition Man", a high point in 90's explosions and squibbage. I'd forgotten how great Wesley Snipes was as the Jokeresque villain.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 24, 2025 04:32 PM (kpS4V) 25
Board games are not funny!
Posted by: Rachel Corrie at December 24, 2025 04:30 PM (zQLjY) Well that fell flat. Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli) at December 24, 2025 04:32 PM (zBIzS) 26
I'm weird. I've never liked games. Not because I am a dour sort. I believe it's more about me having the attention span of a 2 year old boy who drank too much Mountain Dew.
I simply get bored, really quickly, and it turns into a chore for me to pretend to be interested. Except Pictionary. I am good at that. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Stay Fresh, Cheese Bags at December 24, 2025 04:33 PM (0aYVJ) 27
What about those vibrating-panel toy football games, where every play was a chaotic melee of players buzzing randomly around the field?
Those were really lame, even for the '70's. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 24, 2025 04:34 PM (COQGW) 28
>>Board games are not funny!
Posted by: Rachel Corrie >>Well that fell flat. Can we interest you in a Tonka toy, Rachel? Posted by: Lizzy at December 24, 2025 04:34 PM (NuV6c) 29
24 I'm watching "Demolition Man", a high point in 90's explosions and squibbage. I'd forgotten how great Wesley Snipes was as the Jokeresque villain.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes Sandra Bullock looked hot in that movie. Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 24, 2025 04:34 PM (abIsI) 30
We played Monopoly so much that my brothers memorized the board and could instantly tell you where to move your token from your dice throw. Sped up the game, but took the fun out of skipping your piece along the street.
I liked managing the property deeds, so that was my job. The rule was Loser Puts Up the Game. Posted by: sal at December 24, 2025 04:35 PM (f+FmA) 31
Those were really lame, even for the '70's.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 24, 2025 04:34 PM (COQGW) == Tiny felt footballs. Posted by: mrp at December 24, 2025 04:35 PM (rj6Yv) 32
Mumblety-peg.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 24, 2025 04:30 PM (abIsI) That's a gateway game to Russian roulette, you know. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 24, 2025 04:35 PM (COQGW) 33
Beavis says what?
Dayum! It's cold out there. Four below zero, and snowing lightly, and a breeze, too. Too flippin' cold for me to want to fire up the snow blower. Put the #1 Suburban into 4High, and ran back and forth to make tracks. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 24, 2025 04:35 PM (npFr7) 34
My childhood memories of board games is that they created equal amounts of fun and arguments.
Posted by: Mark1971 at December 24, 2025 04:35 PM (CNl8/) 35
You left off the Atari 2600.
I spent more time on that console than any other device in my life. I'd rather play Combat than Fortnite. Posted by: MAGA_Ken at December 24, 2025 04:35 PM (Vh9CX) Posted by: Lizzy at December 24, 2025 04:36 PM (NuV6c) Posted by: garrett at December 24, 2025 04:36 PM (grNgC) 38
I liked to play Risk. Global conquest was exciting.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 24, 2025 04:36 PM (abIsI) 39
I still have my 2600. Get it out once every few years just to see if it still works.
Posted by: Mark1971 at December 24, 2025 04:36 PM (CNl8/) 40
The cool kids got "Operation" for Christmas. BBbbbbzzzzz
Posted by: mrp at December 24, 2025 04:37 PM (rj6Yv) 41
Landslide was the best game...shame it isn't being made today...taught the electoral college like a champ while also teaching kids how to backstab, gamble, and go for it all to win...
Posted by: Nova Local at December 24, 2025 04:38 PM (tOcjL) 42
Axis and Allies > Risk
Posted by: Mark1971 at December 24, 2025 04:38 PM (CNl8/) 43
Mumbledy Peg with open pocket knives.
Posted by: Eromero at December 24, 2025 04:38 PM (dGdfE) 44
Mattel football was awesome to play during church. The secret was if you took the battery lid off, it disabled the sound. I think many sermons were missed due to this little beauty.
Posted by: Kevin Canuck at December 24, 2025 04:38 PM (/xmMU) 45
>> I still have my 2600. Get it out once every few years just to see if it still works.
Nice. I still have a Playstation I and II. I sold my Sega Genesis and all its components and games years ago. Big mistake. Apparently that sealed Final Fantasy that I included in the package was worth more than half a dozen of the consoles. Posted by: garrett at December 24, 2025 04:38 PM (grNgC) 46
All we got to play was Rock, Paper, Scissors...though we weren't quite sure what 'scissors' actually were.
Then, there was Tic-Tac-Toe, using sticks to mark the dirt. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 24, 2025 04:39 PM (XeU6L) 47
One Christmas my lunatic and very leftwing Aunt brought us a Ouija board game. After she left, drunk as usual, Dad grabbed it threw it in the fire and said never listen to a thing she says.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 24, 2025 04:39 PM (abIsI) 48
10 "Life"
One time we played it (ma and 3 siblings), and got in such a fight, that my mom threw out the game. Posted by: Lizzy at December 24, 2025 04:28 PM (NuV6c) A few years back, Target had a version that was labeled "Now, With Crushing Debt!" Always regretted not buying that--it was a one-season offering. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 24, 2025 04:39 PM (h7ZuX) 49
Mumbledy Peg with open pocket knives.
Posted by: Eromero at December 24, 2025 04:38 PM (dGdfE) Mumbledy, mumbledy Peg Bundy. Why, yes, I would. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 24, 2025 04:39 PM (npFr7) 50
My childhood memories of board games is that they created equal amounts of fun and arguments.
Posted by: Mark1971 at December 24, 2025 04:35 PM (CNl8/) I recall either Joe Mannix or YD commenting about how their Monopoly games always ended in violence. This was some years ago. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Stay Fresh, Cheese Bags at December 24, 2025 04:39 PM (0aYVJ) 51
33 Beavis says what?
Dayum! It's cold out there. Four below zero, and snowing lightly, and a breeze, too. Too flippin' cold for me to want to fire up the snow blower. Put the #1 Suburban into 4High, and ran back and forth to make tracks. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 24, 2025 04:35 PM (npFr7) High today in AJ is 71. I saw you plan to travel after Christmas. Safe journey! Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 24, 2025 04:39 PM (QGaXH) 52
When I was a kid, I had the Electric Football Game with the vibrating field where the players would move. Also had Hot Wheels cars and a Track.
Look back now and it looks like a ridiculous football game that no kid would play with in today's world. Posted by: Jackson at December 24, 2025 04:40 PM (J9q9v) 53
One Christmas my lunatic and very leftwing Aunt brought us a Ouija board game. After she left, drunk as usual, Dad grabbed it threw it in the fire and said never listen to a thing she says.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 24, 2025 04:39 PM (abIsI) He was quite wise no matter his BAC. Posted by: Catherine at December 24, 2025 04:40 PM (ZSsrh) Posted by: Zombie Gunnery Sergeant Hartman at December 24, 2025 04:40 PM (cYBz/) 55
We had a delightful computer game called "Machiavelli", where you started out trading and could amass enough wealth to bribe senators, assassinate cardinals, and become pope or doge (or both!).
Posted by: FollyHerself at December 24, 2025 04:40 PM (dyewR) 56
Oops - off hard charging sock.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 24, 2025 04:41 PM (cYBz/) 57
The first computer program I was ever paid for was a knockoff of Mattels baseball game for the TRS-80 Model 1. Sold it to a computer magazine for $200 which was a lot of money back then. Of course, I put it back into computer peripherals. An expansion interface to bring it from 16k to 48k. Wide open memory!
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 24, 2025 04:41 PM (EXyHK) 58
Axis and Allies > Risk
Posted by: Mark1971 ---------- Are you talking about fun or hours required? Posted by: Kevin Canuck at December 24, 2025 04:41 PM (/xmMU) 59
One Christmas when our kids were maybe 5 and 10 we spent the entire break playing board games - I only remember Battleship, but there were others too.
Good Memories! Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 24, 2025 04:42 PM (QGaXH) 60
We loved a card game called Pit.
It was based on commodities trading and the goal was to corner the market. Posted by: Lizzy at December 24, 2025 04:42 PM (NuV6c) 61
Then, there was Tic-Tac-Toe, using sticks to mark the dirt.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 24, 2025 04:39 PM (XeU6L) You had toes? LUXURY! Posted by: Kindltot at December 24, 2025 04:42 PM (rbvCR) 62
The problem with Christmas is that it was usually too cold for Lawn Darts.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 24, 2025 04:42 PM (COQGW) 63
How about "Rockem Sockem Robots"....
Posted by: Jackson at December 24, 2025 04:42 PM (J9q9v) 64
Stocks and Bonds FTW
-Jim Cramer Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 24, 2025 04:43 PM (QGaXH) 65
Are you talking about fun or hours required?
Posted by: Kevin Canuck at December 24, 2025 04:41 PM (/xmMU) LOL. My cousins and I played a game of Axis and Allies that started in early afternoon and went to 6 am the next morning. Posted by: Mark1971 at December 24, 2025 04:43 PM (CNl8/) 66
I liked Stratego too. Bombs and everything.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 24, 2025 04:43 PM (abIsI) 67
I should add today, my kids spouse and I played Wits and Wagers Las Vegas and then followed up with a board game escape room.
If you all don't have a version of Wits and Wagers, ala the fair Trivial Pursuit game, b/c it's not what you know, it's who you gamble on, you're missing out. And it's done in 7 questions per game... Posted by: Nova Local at December 24, 2025 04:43 PM (tOcjL) 68
Pretty sure that I've never had an electric-powered toy or game.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 24, 2025 04:44 PM (XeU6L) 69
One Christmas my lunatic and very leftwing Aunt brought us a Ouija board game. After she left, drunk as usual, Dad grabbed it threw it in the fire and said never listen to a thing she says.
Posted by: Maj. Healey ------------ Probably a good move in general, but now look at your life--spending Christmas even sh*t-posting on the moron site with all of us losers Posted by: Kevin Canuck at December 24, 2025 04:44 PM (/xmMU) 70
How about "Rockem Sockem Robots"....
Posted by: Jackson at December 24, 2025 04:42 PM (J9q9v) I remember being so jealous of kids that had those! I liked games in phases. Hungry Hungry Hippo was always fun tho. Posted by: Catherine at December 24, 2025 04:44 PM (ZSsrh) 71
No a board game but rather, the best toy ever!!
Kenner Girder and Panel Hydro-Dynamic Building Set I'd kill someone to have one again. Posted by: Tonypete at December 24, 2025 04:44 PM (cYBz/) 72
Are you talking about fun or hours required?
Posted by: Kevin Canuck at December 24, 2025 04:41 PM (/xmMU) LOL. My cousins and I played a game of Axis and Allies that started in early afternoon and went to 6 am the next morning. Posted by: Mark1971 ------------------ Respect Posted by: Kevin Canuck at December 24, 2025 04:44 PM (/xmMU) 73
60 We loved a card game called Pit.
It was based on commodities trading and the goal was to corner the market. Posted by: Lizzy at December 24, 2025 04:42 PM (NuV6c) That one was raucous! Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 24, 2025 04:45 PM (h7ZuX) 74
We have the Titanic game. My 4 year-old boy was so fascinated with all things Titanic that we were convinced he'd been on the darn thing in a past life.
Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at December 24, 2025 04:45 PM (GSe6k) 75
I recall either Joe Mannix or YD commenting about how their Monopoly games always ended in violence. This was some years ago.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Stay Fresh, Cheese Bags at December 24, 2025 04:39 PM (0aYVJ) Probable Hasboro could have gotten more sales if they had the "Bankruptcy expansion pack" Posted by: Kindltot at December 24, 2025 04:45 PM (rbvCR) 76
53 He was quite wise no matter his BAC.
Posted by: Catherine at December 24, 2025 04:40 PM (ZSsrh) I think it was the Aunt that was drunk. Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 24, 2025 04:46 PM (QGaXH) 77
Back when people were not such idiots and Little Karen's I had a Chemistry Set and you could go down to Woolworth Store and buy Chemicals.
Hell, Now the toothpaste is locked up so people will not steal them... Posted by: Jackson at December 24, 2025 04:46 PM (J9q9v) 78
Kenner Girder and Panel Hydro-Dynamic Building Set
I'd kill someone to have one again. Posted by: Tonypete at December 24, 2025 04:44 PM (cYBz/) Chy-nah scarfed them all up to build the Three Gorges Dam. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 24, 2025 04:46 PM (npFr7) 79
Maj. Healey: "One Christmas my lunatic and very leftwing Aunt brought us a Ouija board game. After she left, drunk as usual, Dad grabbed it threw it in the fire..."
Smartest move of the game. Kindling. What a total scam of a game. Worst. "Game." Ever. Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 24, 2025 04:46 PM (gLikB) 80
Kenner Girder and Panel Hydro-Dynamic Building Set
I'd kill someone to have one again. Posted by: Tonypete at December 24, 2025 04:44 PM (cYBz/)\ How did you contain the plasma? Posted by: Kindltot at December 24, 2025 04:46 PM (rbvCR) 81
“One of the great mysteries to me … we've had reporting for some time. Donald Trump is not on Epstein's list. There's nothing in there that's really damning about Donald Trump” ___________ What's the mystery? Trump can find his own quiff just fine. He didn't need Epstein. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 24, 2025 04:47 PM (tgvbd) 82
Back when people were not such idiots and Little Karen's I had a Chemistry Set and you could go down to Woolworth Store and buy Chemicals.
-------- Nanci Griffith, 'Love at the Five and Dime' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GK462XnRjQ Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 24, 2025 04:47 PM (XeU6L) 83
Once I got my .22 and my Fly Rod...I never played with games much at all.
Posted by: garrett at December 24, 2025 04:48 PM (grNgC) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 24, 2025 04:48 PM (tgvbd) 85
Speaking of games, I just saw this on YT. Name a famous character you see yourself as. I had a hard time and was leaning toward Archie Bunker but eventually settled on Rumpole of the Bailey (although I no longer appear before the bar.)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 24, 2025 04:48 PM (L/fGl) 86
I always liked Battleship. Very simple rules. Quick to play. Destroy your friends. Not much more fun than that.
Well, maybe NERF football. Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 24, 2025 04:49 PM (gLikB) 87
Somalis invented board games too.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan Who Can Eat the Monopoly Money Fastest? Great game. Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 24, 2025 04:49 PM (mlg/3) 88
but eventually settled on Rumpole of the Bailey (although I no longer appear before the bar.)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 24, 2025 04:48 PM (L/fGl) How do you appear after the bar? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 24, 2025 04:50 PM (npFr7) 89
I still have my Star Wars: Escape From the Death Star board game, received either in 78 or 79. Everything is still there, just not in the greatest of shape.
I think I last pulled it out 15 years ago and played it with my kids, when they were actually still kids. Posted by: Curly Shuffle at December 24, 2025 04:50 PM (5yDGQ) 90
Back when people were not such idiots and Little Karen's I had a Chemistry Set
I had a nice one. I dont recall following the instructions. Just mixing stuff at random over the burner and noting which had the most interesting (i.e. explosive) results. Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 24, 2025 04:50 PM (EXyHK) 91
Speaking of games, I just saw this on YT. Name a famous character you see yourself as.
Hey, I don't even need to de-sock from two threads ago for this one. Posted by: Squidward at December 24, 2025 04:50 PM (3nLb4) 92
I had a hard time and was leaning toward Archie Bunker but eventually settled on Rumpole of the Bailey (although I no longer appear before the bar.)
You do still enjoy a nice glass of Pomeroy's Plonk or Chateau Thames Embankment though, right? Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 24, 2025 04:50 PM (COQGW) 93
Merry Christmas, all!!
Posted by: Lizzy at December 24, 2025 04:51 PM (NuV6c) 94
Cooties
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at December 24, 2025 04:51 PM (NFX2v) 95
Merlin had a few games on it. One was a timed thing that my brothers and I played obsessively trying to beat each other's lowest times. It would have been a very boring electronic toy if it weren't for our competitive nature.
Posted by: 496 at December 24, 2025 04:51 PM (kTtsV) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 24, 2025 04:51 PM (L/fGl) 97
Any one remember "Situation 4"?
Posted by: Old Fart Who Knows The Mystery at December 24, 2025 04:51 PM (R/m4+) Posted by: Soothsayer at December 24, 2025 04:52 PM (yreN9) 99
Kenner Girder and Panel Hydro-Dynamic Building Set
I'd kill someone to have one again. Posted by: Tonypete How did you contain the plasma? Posted by: Kindltot It's easy once you map out the laminar flows, boundary layers, and skin friction drag. Posted by: Tonypete at December 24, 2025 04:52 PM (cYBz/) 100
I guess I’m one of the few who played Candyland and Chutes and Ladders.
We also played Mastermind and Uno a lot. Also Trivial Pursuit was popular when I was a teen. Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 24, 2025 04:52 PM (6ydKt) 101
Kenner Girder and Panel Hydro-Dynamic Building Set I'd kill someone to have one again. Posted by: Tonypete I had one of those. Spent many an hour pumping and dumping water. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 24, 2025 04:52 PM (pkeXY) 102
You do still enjoy a nice glass of Pomeroy's Plonk or Chateau Thames Embankment though, right?
Posted by: Cicero Of course. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 24, 2025 04:52 PM (L/fGl) 103
There's nothing in there that's really damning about Donald Trump
There are some rather strong suggestions that Donald Trump is a heterosexual male. Make of that what you will. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 24, 2025 04:52 PM (COQGW) 104
Cooties
Posted by: L - No nic Fun for a time but by college, they moved into a whole different realm. Posted by: Tonypete at December 24, 2025 04:53 PM (cYBz/) 105
100 I guess I’m one of the few who played Candyland and Chutes and Ladders.
Posted by: SpeakingOf Just seeing them runs my blood cold. Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at December 24, 2025 04:53 PM (NFX2v) 106
We used to play a card game called "Spoon". Games would sometimes end with some crying.
Posted by: fd at December 24, 2025 04:54 PM (vFG9F) Posted by: Soothsayer at December 24, 2025 04:54 PM (yreN9) 108
I remember Snakes and Ladders. When did snakes become "chutes"?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 24, 2025 04:55 PM (npFr7) 109
Battleship, Monopoly, Stratego, Risk. As I got older, my friends and I played the Avalon Hill and SPI wargames, as well as Diplomacy.
Posted by: RPL at December 24, 2025 04:55 PM (6lCOl) 110
Simon was a fun game, as were Pitfall, Adventure and Haunted House on the 2600.
Posted by: PA Dutchman at December 24, 2025 04:56 PM (31p00) 111
It's easy once you map out the laminar flows, boundary layers, and skin friction drag.
Posted by: Tonypete -------- Ah. Fluid dynamics have entered the chat. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 24, 2025 04:56 PM (XeU6L) 112
I had a Civil War rifle. Put a cap on the bullet casing and it would shoot a red plastic bullet 15 or 20 feet.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 24, 2025 04:56 PM (L/fGl) 113
The most entertaining game from my youth was Jarts wars.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 24, 2025 04:56 PM (0U5gm) 114
Connect Four was a favorite forever, even had the mini/travel version that folded into a case with all the checker pieces inside.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 24, 2025 04:56 PM (6ydKt) 115
SOUND OF CHRISTMAS (Full Album)
https://www.youtube.com/ watch?v=R-5L8mZtyMI&list= PLJkeDBmFGaFCtwYv4dJRDYUBfXHWrXIWq Might be the best Christmas LP I own. Posted by: RAMSEY LEWIS TRIO at December 24, 2025 04:58 PM (grNgC) 116
Also Trivial Pursuit was popular when I was a teen.
Posted by: SpeakingOf I would be kicking everyone's butt and then would hit the popular culture questions and stalled. Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 24, 2025 04:58 PM (0U5gm) 117
Jarts FTW. Learned about danger and injuries, the rub dirt on it ethos.
Posted by: tubal at December 24, 2025 04:59 PM (M6VqZ) 118
I remember Snakes and Ladders. When did snakes become "chutes"?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 24, 2025 04:55 PM (npFr7) The Pentecostal version of the game had the snakes. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 24, 2025 04:59 PM (COQGW) 119
I had mousetrap and like ace I never played it just set it up. I also had a worm wrestling, or wrestling worm, it was a wrestling ring with a motor down inside of it that spun a spinning magnetized shaft. The worms were stamped steel zigzags that spun around the shaft and would get thrown out of the ring. You bet on your color worm.
I also had a merlin, like most cool hip kids who were down with it. Posted by: banana Dream at December 24, 2025 04:59 PM (3uBP9) 120
108 I remember Snakes and Ladders. When did snakes become "chutes"?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 24, 2025 04:55 PM (npFr7) The Milton-Bradley version since 1943 was always Chutes and Ladders, but it’s basically the same game I think. Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 24, 2025 05:00 PM (6ydKt) 121
104. Fun for a time but by college, they moved into a whole different realm.
Posted by: Tonypete Aha! So I've heard. 🤨 Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at December 24, 2025 05:00 PM (NFX2v) 122
I remember those Mattel guns with the Greenie Stickum Caps, and "shootin shells". The casings had a spring in them to propel the bullet, and the plastic bullets had pawls in the that snagged the inner rim of the casing. When the hammer hit the cap, it drove the casing a little further into the chamber, where a raised area would depress the pawls, and allow the spring to "fire" the bullet down the barrel.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 24, 2025 05:00 PM (npFr7) 123
I think Life, Risk, and Monopoly were out Christmas season games.
I mostly preferred to read. Then came video games, like SNES games and that was it for human interaction. Oh yeah, we did still play dice games. Not craps. More like Yatzeee and some offshoots like Zilch. Literal hours of each day of everyone sitting around a kitchen table, eating snacks and rolling dice. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at December 24, 2025 05:00 PM (xcxpd) 124
We should be thankful this time of year. I'm thankful that H-wood hasn't tried to remake It's a Wonderful Life in 2025.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 24, 2025 05:01 PM (mlg/3) 125
Buzkhazi was a good time.
Posted by: tubal at December 24, 2025 05:01 PM (M6VqZ) 126
Naked, coed Twister was a big draw for me.
No, really. Ah youth. . . Posted by: Zombie Gunnery Sergeant Hartman I recall a few raised eyebrows when I went to the checkout line with a Twister game, a large jar of Crisco Oil and thirty feet of rope. Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 24, 2025 05:01 PM (0U5gm) 127
Twister!! We had more fun with that than we did with anything else.
Posted by: Beverly at December 24, 2025 05:01 PM (6NOyf) 128
Sure we had pick-up-sticks. And my Mom said "you're gonna put your eye out!".
Posted by: Hugh Jass at December 24, 2025 05:02 PM (UslNH) 129
Might be the best Christmas LP I own. Posted by: RAMSEY LEWIS TRIO Your link is farked. https://is.gd/4QMuSi Posted by: Soothsayer at December 24, 2025 05:02 PM (yreN9) 130
Stratego, Battleship, Monopoly, lots of Avalon Hill, 500 rummy.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 24, 2025 05:02 PM (Cjt/F) 131
>>Your link is farked.
Thanks for fixing it for me...never tried linking an Album in Playlist Format. Apparently, I fucked that up. Posted by: garrett at December 24, 2025 05:04 PM (grNgC) 132
I vaguely remember Mille Bornes. A French card game based on road trips.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 24, 2025 05:04 PM (npFr7) 133
I remember jigsaw puzzles. Put it out on a table, everybody talks while they pick over the pieces, it may take the whole holiday to finish it. Or not. Games where someone has to win don't interest me.
Posted by: Wenda at December 24, 2025 05:04 PM (FRS+s) 134
Woo-hoo!
The new Mr. Coffee machine just arrived. (An emergency Christmas present to myself.) The world is a better place already. Posted by: RickZ at December 24, 2025 05:04 PM (gKDq2) 135
Ever step on jacks?
Posted by: tubal at December 24, 2025 05:04 PM (M6VqZ) 136
Rockem Sockem Robots! Knock someone's head off! Excellent!!
Posted by: Hugh Jass at December 24, 2025 05:05 PM (UslNH) 137
Most of my board games were hand me downs, so probably 50s 60s games. Balancing acrobats that you stacked weights on, another one had these plastic characters on springs and suction cups you would press down and then have to do something before they popped back up. I'm sure a lot of drugs were used by the game designers. Trippy.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 24, 2025 05:05 PM (3uBP9) 138
Who wants to see Our Favorite First Lady? President answers calls from NORAD. With Melania looking wonderful & majectic in the background: https://is.gd/eDNe9D Posted by: Soothsayer at December 24, 2025 05:05 PM (yreN9) 139
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I believe TODAY is the Holiest of Holy days. Tomorrow is after-the-fact. Posted by: Soothsayer at December 24, 2025 04:52 PM (yreN9) Easter. Posted by: Nova Local at December 24, 2025 05:05 PM (tOcjL) 140
Not a board game person as such but Pictionary is a riot with the right people.
Posted by: ... at December 24, 2025 05:05 PM (E0p3T) 141
Ever step on jacks? Posted by: tubal at December 24, 2025 05:04 PM (M6VqZ) __________ Then: Legos Now: Dog kibble Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 24, 2025 05:06 PM (tgvbd) Posted by: Jill at December 24, 2025 05:07 PM (grNgC) 143
>>> Ever step on jacks?
Posted by: tubal at December 24, 2025 05:04 PM (M6VqZ) Yes, still better than clear plastic Christmas bulb caltrops. Posted by: banana Dream at December 24, 2025 05:07 PM (3uBP9) 144
I remember jigsaw puzzles. Put it out on a table, everybody talks while they pick over the pieces, it may take the whole holiday to finish it. Or not. Games where someone has to win don't interest me.
Posted by: Wenda at December 24, 2025 05:04 PM (FRS+s) My friend's parents, until the days they died, kept a puzzle on the dining room table, except at holidays. It was always a many hundred-piece puzzle and it would just sit there and those passing by might put a piece or two in. Completing it might take weeks. I have no idea what they did with all those puzzles. Posted by: RickZ at December 24, 2025 05:07 PM (gKDq2) 145
Avalon Hill board games. PanzerBlitz. France 1940. Later Jim Dunnigan's Simulations Publications, Inc. (SPI) games, which carried the war gaming series much further.
Yes, I used to be a 14 year-old boy. Some would argue I still am. Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at December 24, 2025 05:07 PM (MZ+PY) 146
We had Stratego in the game drawer as a kid, but I never got to play it. I always wanted to play that
Posted by: 496 at December 24, 2025 05:07 PM (khVJI) 147
Well, time to go to the store, and get some cranberry sauce, which I inexplicably forgot yesterday. And some rum.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 24, 2025 05:07 PM (npFr7) 148
You see that? The Pentagon's NORAD took calls from children, and the President talks to the kids. Posted by: Soothsayer at December 24, 2025 05:07 PM (yreN9) 149
My least favorite game from that era was called, I think, either "Tantalizer" or "Tantalus," and it was very similar to "Operation" in that you tried to retireve things with a pair of tweezers, and if you touched the walls, it gave you an electric shock. But Tantalizer was way worse because you had to do the whole thing backwards in a mirror reflection -- i.e. you could only see the thing you were trying to get reflected in a mirror, hidden out of direct sight.
I found it utterly impossible, and constantly got shocked, every five seconds. I later read that the game was basically training to be a dentist, because dentists often have to look at your teeth (and do procedures) reflected in one of the long "dental mirror" rods. If you do good at Tantalizer, it sends a message to the American Association of Dental Surgeons, and within minutes men in black suits and dark glasses show up at your door and abduct you for training and a lifetime career as an indentured dentist, whether you like it or not. Posted by: zombie at December 24, 2025 05:07 PM (oraVG) 150
124 We should be thankful this time of year. I'm thankful that H-wood hasn't tried to remake It's a Wonderful Life in 2025.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 24, 2025 05:01 PM (mlg/3) I generally don't like the remakes but I did enjoy the remake of The Bishop's Wife almost as much as the original. Of course they had to do a race swap but you can't have everything. Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 24, 2025 05:07 PM (QGaXH) 151
My first favorite video game was Pole Position.
We had the Atari 2600 and I mostly played Pac-Man, Pitfall, and Frogger. Then with Nintendo it was Super Mario, Top Gun, and Legend of Zelda. Played a lot of other games, too, but those were my favs. I had a Sega Game Gear and Genesis was last, played John Madden Football to death, before moving on to PCs. Haven’t owned a console since the late 90s. Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 24, 2025 05:08 PM (6ydKt) 152
I believe TODAY is the Holiest of Holy days. Tomorrow is after-the-fact.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 24, 2025 04:52 PM (yreN9) ----- Easter. Posted by: Nova Local at December 24, 2025 05:05 PM (tOcjL) I agree. Being born is pretty easy. Rising from the dead? Not so much. Posted by: RickZ at December 24, 2025 05:08 PM (gKDq2) 153
With Melania looking wonderful & majectic in the background:
Just love the looks they give each other toward the beginning. Genuinely happy. Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 24, 2025 05:09 PM (EXyHK) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 24, 2025 05:09 PM (pkeXY) 155
Posted by: Wenda at December 24, 2025 05:04 PM (FRS+s)
How are you Wenda. I hope you are hanging in. Merry Christmas! Posted by: ... at December 24, 2025 05:09 PM (E0p3T) 156
We played with metal Slinkys and Silly Putty for hours on end. (Enough! Get off the damn steps & leave the newspaper alone! yelled the parents.
Then we went over to playing Twister and shoving and punching each other. Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at December 24, 2025 05:10 PM (NFX2v) 157
>>Then with Nintendo it was Super Mario, Top Gun, and Legend of Zelda.
Contra was my jam when I went to a friends house. We didn't have a Nintendo. Posted by: Jill at December 24, 2025 05:10 PM (grNgC) 158
sockOFF
Posted by: garrett at December 24, 2025 05:10 PM (grNgC) 159
Sheesh. You elites with your games.
I got put outside and told to find a stick to play with. Posted by: Diogenes at December 24, 2025 05:10 PM (2WIwB) 160
If you do good at Tantalizer, it sends a message to the American Association of Dental Surgeons, and within minutes men in black suits and dark glasses show up at your door and abduct you for training and a lifetime career as an indentured dentist, whether you like it or not.
Posted by: zombie at December 24, 2025 05:07 PM (oraVG) Aha! We now see revealed the roots of your obsession with conspiracies. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 24, 2025 05:10 PM (npFr7) 161
My favorite 2600 game was Raiders Of The Lost Ark. Took awhile to figure out how to find the Ark. The instructions were purposefully vague. You had to explore and piece things together.
Posted by: Mark1971 at December 24, 2025 05:10 PM (CNl8/) 162
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I believe TODAY is the Holiest of Holy days. Tomorrow is after-the-fact. Posted by: Soothsayer at December 24, 2025 04:52 PM (yreN9) Easter. Posted by: Nova Local at December 24, 2025 05:05 PM (tOcjL) No love for National Donut Day? Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 24, 2025 05:10 PM (QGaXH) 163
In dentured dentist!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 24, 2025 05:11 PM (pkeXY) 164
i forgot Operation.
Loved that game. It was also good to get on Mom’s nerves with by intentionally hitting the edges to get it to buzz. Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 24, 2025 05:12 PM (6ydKt) 165
>>>Kenner Girder and Panel Hydro-Dynamic Building Set
I never had that one but I had the skyscraper one and the bridge one. It taught me that my path in life was engineering. (Math later convinced me otherwise.) Posted by: ace at December 24, 2025 05:12 PM (1wjle) 166
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Who wants to see Our Favorite First Lady? President answers calls from NORAD. With Melania looking wonderful & majectic in the background: https://is.gd/eDNe9D Posted by: Soothsayer She's lovely, always. Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at December 24, 2025 05:12 PM (NFX2v) 167
Sorry! Loved that game as a kid. Clue too.
Posted by: Tuna at December 24, 2025 05:12 PM (lJ0H4) 168
The goofy game for dopey doctors.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 24, 2025 05:13 PM (pkeXY) 169
Football II was the stuff.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 24, 2025 05:13 PM (dK+Kv) 170
recall a few raised eyebrows when I went to the checkout line with a Twister game, a large jar of Crisco Oil and thirty feet of rope.
Posted by: Thomas Paine Did anyone direct you to where they were selling courgettes? Posted by: GKWVE at December 24, 2025 05:13 PM (vi3Cj) 171
When I was a lad, any kid would be satisfied with a stick and a hoop!
Posted by: Granpa Ace at December 24, 2025 05:13 PM (1wjle) 172
We used to have Boardgames like Monopoly, Scrabble, Dragnet, I got by sister the game of Clue for Christmas and I had the Addams Family Boardgame and Dastardly and Mutty in their Flying Machines and we also had Sorry as well
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at December 24, 2025 05:14 PM (FLiOE) 173
Contra was my jam when I went to a friends house. We didn't have a Nintendo.
Posted by: Jill at December 24, 2025 05:10 PM (grNgC) Had a friend who owned Contra. Borrowed that one several times to play it. Probably the first great military game, at least in my mind it is. Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 24, 2025 05:14 PM (6ydKt) 174
We've done Ginger v. Mary Ann so how about Princess Kate v. Melania?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 24, 2025 05:15 PM (L/fGl) 175
My favorite 2600 game was Raiders Of The Lost Ark. Took awhile to figure out how to find the Ark. The instructions were purposefully vague. You had to explore and piece things together.
Posted by: Mark1971 at December 24, 2025 05:10 PM (CNl8/) Waders of the Lost Narc. Tragic story of a DEA group fishing vacation to the headwaters of the Missouri River, gone terribly wrong. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 24, 2025 05:15 PM (npFr7) 176
>>> I remember jigsaw puzzles. Put it out on a table, everybody talks while they pick over the pieces, it may take the whole holiday to finish it. Or not. Games where someone has to win don't interest me.
sometime in the early 2000s I discovered 3D jigsaw puzzles. Posted by: ace at December 24, 2025 05:15 PM (1wjle) 177
My brother and I played Stratego endlessly - that was a good one!
Not a board game, more of a body puncture game - has anyone mentioned Jarts? My high point with Jarts was when we were visiting an uncle I didn't really like, and it was only my parents and me. (brother and sister got dropped off somewhere, they were lucky) So the adults all talked in the living room, and I got sent out in the yard to play by myself. I found a set of Jarts, and decided to see how high I could throw them. Yeah, the fun is in dodging them. (that's what 12 year old boys do) But he had trees in his yard, and one got stuck in a branch about 25 feet up. So I said to myself "uh oh I'm gonna be in trouble, better knock it down." Well you know what happened. After Jart #2 joined #1, it wasn't long before #3 and #4 were up there as well. Luckily about then parents called "time to go!" and I just said goodbye to Uncle I didn't really like anyway and never said anything to anybody. Heh I do wonder about the next time anybody went out to look for those things. Posted by: Tom Servo at December 24, 2025 05:15 PM (uWKK8) 178
Avalon Hill board games. PanzerBlitz. France 1940. Later Jim Dunnigan's Simulations Publications, Inc. (SPI) games, which carried the war gaming series much further.
Yes, I used to be a 14 year-old boy. Some would argue I still am. Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at December 24, 2025 05:07 PM (MZ+PY) I liked the S & T games, with the hexagon map grids. Stalingrad, Frigate (War in the Age of Sail), Gettysburg, etc.. Spent hours playing those. There was this two-book game called, I believe, 'Ace of Aces'; a WWI dogfight game. It was a small flip book and each player had one, calling out pages (for manouvers) until either both planes flew away from each other or one of you got shot up. That was fun. Lots of imagination in picturing the dogfight in your head. Easy to carry around, too. Posted by: RickZ at December 24, 2025 05:16 PM (gKDq2) 179
>>>We had Stratego in the game drawer as a kid, but I never got to play it. I always wanted to play that
it was pretty good! I really liked the pieces and the nineteenth century theming. Posted by: ace at December 24, 2025 05:16 PM (1wjle) 180
I liked Clue, too,
But few people around wanted to play it so I rarely got to. Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 24, 2025 05:16 PM (6ydKt) 181
Stratego was great.
Unfortunately, I had to have a friend over if I wanted to play Stratego. My sister would never play that one. Posted by: garrett at December 24, 2025 05:17 PM (grNgC) 182
Hi, ellipses.
My granddaughter Maria died two weeks before Christmas last year, so this first anniversary has been tough. But I've sort of had my Christmas reading about all of yours. And tomorrow night my son arrives with his kids and some of their friends, so for the next month (!!) I will have a houseful. And since my son is the bossiest man you will ever meet, I'm not even bothering to plan. He'll do it all! Posted by: Wenda at December 24, 2025 05:17 PM (FRS+s) 183
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Gettysburg! Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 24, 2025 04:48 PM (tgvbd) My dad had an awesome Gettysburg game, with the hexaganol movement spaces. He loved wargames - he would always play as Lee, and let my brother and I have the Federal Army. He always kicked our asses. Posted by: Tom Servo at December 24, 2025 05:17 PM (uWKK8) Posted by: garrett at December 24, 2025 05:18 PM (grNgC) 185
One Christmas my lunatic and very leftwing Aunt brought us a Ouija board game. After she left, drunk as usual, Dad grabbed it threw it in the fire and said never listen to a thing she says.
Posted by: Maj. Healey ----------- I don't know who gave us a Ouija board-- parents did not approve-- but it was there in our game closet. I remember getting scolded, when caught playing it with my friend. It's an evil thing, Mom said. Year or so later, Mom hollered at me for "rescuing it" from the trash can. (I had not.) Then Mom burned it, like she "should've done when it first arrived." Posted by: JQ at December 24, 2025 05:18 PM (rdVOm) 186
>>>I remember Snakes and Ladders. When did snakes become "chutes"?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon I only hear Snakes and Ladders on British tv or in British books. Posted by: ace at December 24, 2025 05:18 PM (1wjle) 187
We had "mousetrap" as a kid. The fun part was starting the Rube Goldberg contraption you have to build and watching the basket fall on the mouse
Posted by: GKWVE at December 24, 2025 05:18 PM (vi3Cj) 188
Kenner Girder and Panel Hydro-Dynamic Building Set >> Erector set
Girder and Panel in general was a great toy. We used to build them for our slot car layouts. Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 24, 2025 05:18 PM (abIsI) 189
>>>The Games We Used to Play Open Thread
No Steve Jackson Games Car Wars? https://carwars.sjgames.com/ Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 24, 2025 05:18 PM (dK+Kv) 190
2 The problem with Christmas is that it was usually too cold for Lawn Darts.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 24, 2025 04:42 PM (COQGW) ----- Winter means Basement Jarts! 🩸 Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 24, 2025 05:19 PM (kpS4V) 191
Can you Imagine Biden on the NORAD phone with the kiddies?
'I'll bet your hair smells good little girl....wanna touch the hair on my leg?' I will always wonder if it wasn't an unwritten rule around the 'in' crowd to keep your young daughters away from him. Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 24, 2025 05:20 PM (QGaXH) 192
I =loved= the Bermuda Triangle game, though it was probably twitchier than Mouse Trap (which worked about 75% of the time for us).
Also King Oil, Gambler, and some oldies like Careers, Go To The Head of The Class. Kinda a golden age before video games killed it and it became niche. Posted by: moviegique (buy my books) at December 24, 2025 05:20 PM (asXVI) 193
Stratego, to me, was a lower level chess. So it was more fun. Chess was work, even as a 10-year-old.
Posted by: RickZ at December 24, 2025 05:20 PM (gKDq2) 194
Yeah, it could be Milton-Bradley was facing a copyright issue with Snakes and Ladders so they just renamed it Chutes and Ladders.
Quite a common move in board games. Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 24, 2025 05:20 PM (6ydKt) 195
Opened a 1997 Port wine I had since probably no later than 1998 and guess it was as perfect as it gets. Very sweet
Posted by: Skip at December 24, 2025 05:20 PM (Ia/+0) 196
Holidays with aunts and uncles were mostly a time for card games. Rummy, gin rummy, and pinochle. Pinochle was a bitch to learn as a 10 year old. Got better at 14.
Posted by: olddog in mo at December 24, 2025 05:20 PM (bQ4nt) 197
There was this two-book game called, I believe, 'Ace of Aces'; a WWI dogfight game.
- Loved that! Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 24, 2025 05:21 PM (L/fGl) 198
I only hear Snakes and Ladders on British tv or in British books.
Posted by: ace at December 24, 2025 05:18 PM (1wjle) In the Canada of my yoot, we had toys, books and games of British origin, and also toys, books and games of U.S. origin. Best of both worlds. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 24, 2025 05:21 PM (npFr7) 199
>>>One time we played it (ma and 3 siblings), and got in such a fight, that my mom threw out the game.
Posted by: Lizzy kind of the same. I think I rquit when I started out with a crappy job. Posted by: ace at December 24, 2025 05:21 PM (1wjle) 200
And if Mr Bzenskii ( whatever) thete is no ghete give itvup, tjere is no there
Posted by: Skip at December 24, 2025 05:21 PM (Ia/+0) 201
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Who wants to see Our Favorite First Lady? --- Dated a girl who was much like out First Lady. Courted her, in retrospect spent more money on her than any other girl. She insisted on being good friends. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 24, 2025 05:21 PM (2ef5s) 202
194 Yeah, it could be Milton-Bradley was facing a copyright issue with Snakes and Ladders so they just renamed it Chutes and Ladders.
Changer in 1943 to make it more Kid friendly Posted by: It's me donna at December 24, 2025 05:22 PM (VE6XX) 203
I remember mousetrap working about 90% of the time if set up right. Version we had did have punched holes in the board, so most pieces had firm anchor points.
Posted by: InspiredHistoryMike at December 24, 2025 05:22 PM (KaHlS) 204
Also, board games are less about "commercializing the season" and more about having fun with friends and family.
My mom and I were talking about how much things have changed and how people aren't into getting stuff on Xmas so much, but it's because back in the day you got stuff two days out of the year, and now you can get pretty much anything whenever. Posted by: moviegique (buy my books) at December 24, 2025 05:22 PM (asXVI) 205
ARiK, I think the whole Ashley diary has been leaked since. But it is mostly about her own adult struggles (some of her own design, like affairs).
The family is suboptimal. Hunter's kid with the stripper is probably going to turn out best. Posted by: GKWVE at December 24, 2025 05:23 PM (vi3Cj) 206
Afternoon, all,
I don't recall playing many home games as a kid. There were a few with the little arrow spinner that you flicked to have it tell you where to start play, but I don't recall actual names. I was more into the plastic assembly kits, Aurora, Revell, AMT, etc. Oh, and I just got off the phone with my oldest friend. He's doing well in Florida. Like me, he admits he's become something of a hermit now (despite having his wife of many years and his grown sons there with him), and doesn't trust people like we used to. I told him, "A low-trust society? It stinks." He's a big Trump supporter, and even used the term "The Deep State." Guess he got it from Trump; I don't know if he reads much alternative news on the 'Net. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 24, 2025 05:23 PM (wzUl9) 207
Stay Alive -- the survival game. I never understood the appeal of this one.
____________________________ Some marketing genius thought "Lord of the Flies" was a good premise to promote a kid's game. I got a kick out of the winner having a Brooklyn dialect. Posted by: Orson at December 24, 2025 05:24 PM (dIske) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 24, 2025 05:24 PM (tgvbd) 209
My nurses bought me the Grinch christmas version of Operation, and we will be playing it tonight! Posted by: Dr. Nick Riviara at December 24, 2025 05:24 PM (D836D) 210
See, we put a general in charge, because we want to be sure it works out right.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 24, 2025 05:24 PM (EXyHK) 211
Yahtzee !
Got the kids thinking about gambling and poker hands. What's not to like? Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 24, 2025 05:24 PM (abIsI) 212
Talk of a WWI dogfight game triggered a memory of a board(?) game where you had a biplane and...ball bearings were involved somehow... I think the biplane rested on a board with these two collapsible props, and you shot your ball bearings at the opponent and tried to crash him by taking out those props.
I remember having fun at that. And the smell of the plastic-soldier/monster/whatever factory. Smelled so toxic and good. Posted by: moviegique (buy my books) at December 24, 2025 05:25 PM (asXVI) 213
Hadrian your mothets HS education was probably much better than what the Universities have these days
Posted by: Skip at December 24, 2025 05:25 PM (Ia/+0) 214
I'm watching Car 54, Where Are You's Christmas episode: click here & enjoy too https://is.gd/QBIaIJ Posted by: Soothsayer at December 24, 2025 05:26 PM (yreN9) 215
3-D Chess is a simple game that one can play with human friends.
Posted by: Spock, son of Sarek at December 24, 2025 05:26 PM (0sNs1) 216
What's that game where you pop the dice in a plastic bubble in the center of the game board? You could smash that thing a million times and it would still work?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 24, 2025 05:26 PM (abIsI) 217
The smell of the Thingmaker heating up Plasti-Goop is my lemon madeleine.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 24, 2025 05:27 PM (kpS4V) 218
What's that game where you pop the dice in a plastic bubble in the center of the game board? You could smash that thing a million times and it would still work?
Sorry! Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at December 24, 2025 05:27 PM (V362x) 219
>> What's that game where you pop the dice in a plastic bubble in the center of the game board? You could smash that thing a million times and it would still work?
Boggle? Posted by: garrett at December 24, 2025 05:27 PM (grNgC) 220
In the 70's I tried out a board game called Ogre, which still lives on today.
Designer Steve Jackson was trying to come up with a "microgame" that could be sold inexpensively ($3). He wanted to make a science fiction wargame. He had a limited budget for pieces, and had a brilliant idea: what if one player only had one piece, but it's a really strong piece? One player controls the Ogre, a giant cybernetic tank with lots of guns and missiles. The other player has a force of tanks, combat hovercraft, artillery, and infantry. When I played it back in the day, whoever had the Ogre would win. As an adult I realize the game is balanced and the Ogre can be beaten. It's still available and still has hardcore fans. Posted by: mr_jack at December 24, 2025 05:27 PM (LNPSJ) 221
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Winter means Basement Jarts! 🩸 Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 24, 2025 05:19 PM (kpS4V) -------- Break barrel BB pistol with a set of darts. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 24, 2025 05:27 PM (2ef5s) 222
Yahtzee !
Got the kids thinking about gambling and poker hands. What's not to like? Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 24, 2025 05:24 ------------------ When I was a kid it was the height of hilarity to remove the bottom from the dice cup when the other players weren't looking. Posted by: Bigsmith at December 24, 2025 05:28 PM (1Au9i) 223
Losing a "Sorry" game to my granddaughter has made my Christmas Eve. Losing a Cribbage game to my son later will make it a perfect day. Posted by: Auspex at December 24, 2025 05:28 PM (YAFrp) 224
Anybody remember Careful? A plastic tower game; a larger version of Jenga. When that tower fell, well, it was something. Taught you dexterity.
Posted by: RickZ at December 24, 2025 05:28 PM (gKDq2) 225
Trouble? Posted by: Soothsayer at December 24, 2025 05:28 PM (yreN9) 226
I had to search for it online. Trouble had the bulletproof dice bubble.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 24, 2025 05:29 PM (abIsI) 227
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I'm watching Car 54, Where Are You's Christmas episode: click here & enjoy too https://is.gd/QBIaIJ Posted by: Soothsayer at December 24, 2025 05:26 PM (yreN9) Sung in increasing frantic voice: There's a holdup in the Bronx Brooklyn's broken out in fights There's a traffic jam in Harlem that's backed up to Jackson Heights There's a scout troop short a child, Kruschev's due at Idylwild CAR 54 WHERE ARE YOU? Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 24, 2025 05:29 PM (QGaXH) 228
150 124 We should be thankful this time of year. I'm thankful that H-wood hasn't tried to remake It's a Wonderful Life in 2025.
--- "It's A Wonderful Knife" (2023) is absolute trash and woke and obvious. Posted by: moviegique (buy my books) at December 24, 2025 05:29 PM (asXVI) 229
Hadrian your mothets HS education was probably much better than what the Universities have these days Posted by: Skip at December 24, 2025 05:25 PM (Ia/+0) ____________ I have a general-education book she bought in school in the 1940s. You'd be better educated reading that than most college students today. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 24, 2025 05:30 PM (tgvbd) Posted by: mr_jack at December 24, 2025 05:30 PM (LNPSJ) Posted by: Soothsayer at December 24, 2025 05:30 PM (yreN9) 232
What's that game where you pop the dice in a plastic bubble in the center of the game board? You could smash that thing a million times and it would still work?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 24, 2025 05:26 PM (abIsI) Trouble. Posted by: RickZ at December 24, 2025 05:30 PM (gKDq2) 233
You with your fancy board games
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at December 24, 2025 05:31 PM (DoBxX) 234
Our game was Kill the Ball Carrier. Whoever had the ball, everyone else would try to inflict as much damage on the other players so they could take the ball away and be ball carrier.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 24, 2025 05:31 PM (VMttT) 235
There was no score and no winner.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 24, 2025 05:31 PM (VMttT) 236
Our game was Kill the Ball Carrier. Whoever had the ball, everyone else would try to inflict as much damage on the other players so they could take the ball away and be ball carrier.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 24, 2025 05:31 PM (VMttT) We smeared ours. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 24, 2025 05:32 PM (dK+Kv) 237
132 I vaguely remember Mille Bornes. A French card game based on road trips.
--- I played Mille Bornes as a kid, then I played it with my kids, and with luck, I'll play it with my grandkids. Posted by: moviegique (buy my books) at December 24, 2025 05:32 PM (asXVI) 238
My grandmother taught us how to play Canasta. Darned if I can remember how now.
Posted by: Tuna at December 24, 2025 05:33 PM (lJ0H4) 239
Mousetrap comes with instructions how to set it up.
Follow them and it will work. Just like Ikea shelving. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 24, 2025 05:33 PM (/lPRQ) 240
Can I vent a little bit?
(Maybe I should use my non seasonal nic for this - bob (moron incog.) I have two WWII peeves and one just got triggered at another site. 1. That damn "survivor bias" meme with the image of the plane with bullet holes. You all must know it. I refuse to believe that the engineers at the time were too stupid to understand the importance of control lines, fuel tanks, and pilots. I will say no more. 2. (The one that got triggered.) Gerry Can v. US fuel cans -- "look how inferior the allies were." Why do people insist on comparing a disposable can used to ship boatloads of fuel and distribute all over the continent to a utility can designed to be reused? Do they really think the Americans were so stupid they just had no good ideas at all? It's a wonder we won. Posted by: Mrs. Santa's unclean sister at December 24, 2025 05:33 PM (fsyiM) Posted by: Soothsayer at December 24, 2025 05:34 PM (yreN9) 242
We played Life last year and I decided to do everything the opposite of what I did in real life. No college, no wife, no kids. Still wound up broke.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 24, 2025 05:34 PM (u73oe) 243
Oh well....wife has last minute errands for me to run in the torrential (for us) rain.
Maybe see everyone on the ONT? Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 24, 2025 05:34 PM (QGaXH) 244
What's that game where you pop the dice in a plastic bubble in the center of the game board? You could smash that thing a million times and it would still work?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 24, 2025 05:26 PM (abIsI) Trouble. Posted by: Catherine at December 24, 2025 05:34 PM (ZSsrh) 245
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the name of the game is... Ball Buster https://is.gd/PvL7XQ Posted by: Soothsayer LOL No mention of wearing eye protection. Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 24, 2025 05:34 PM (abIsI) 246
Posted by: Wenda at December 24, 2025 05:17 PM (FRS+s)
I remembered you had had something happen but I wasn't sure if it was around Christmas or not. Happy to hear there is some good around. Posted by: ... at December 24, 2025 05:34 PM (E0p3T) 247
Growing up in Brooklyn, it was kick the can, stickball, box baseball, Ringo-Lee-vee-O , pitching pennies, and so on and so on. A vanished world I'm afraid. Long ago and oh so far away... Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 24, 2025 05:35 PM (x0n13) 248
Hi all. I’m talking to myself on a thread above this one.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at December 24, 2025 05:35 PM (leOJv) 249
I vaguely remember Mille Bornes. A French card game based on road trips.
--- I played Mille Bornes as a kid, then I played it with my kids, and with luck, I'll play it with my grandkids. Posted by: moviegique (buy my books) at December 24, 2025 05:32 PM (asXVI) We played it as teens. "Coup Fourré!", of course, became "Boof! You're gay!" Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 24, 2025 05:36 PM (dK+Kv) 250
I remember when Legos meant a big box of bricks, not a thousand dollar Death Star.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 24, 2025 05:36 PM (kpS4V) 251
My Mom was playing Bunco (sic?) every month with her friends for years until COVID ended that.
As far as I could tell it was an excuse for old ladies to get together, drink wine, and eat Brie. Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 24, 2025 05:36 PM (6ydKt) 252
237 132 I vaguely remember Mille Bornes. A French card game based on road trips.
--- I played Mille Bornes as a kid, then I played it with my kids, and with luck, I'll play it with my grandkids. Posted by: moviegique (buy my books) They call a flat tire a Puncture. Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 24, 2025 05:36 PM (abIsI) 253
Definitely some good around. And a lot of it is here.
Posted by: Wenda at December 24, 2025 05:36 PM (FRS+s) Posted by: moviegique (buy my books) at December 24, 2025 05:36 PM (asXVI) 255
On an oldntime radio program from the 50s the other day they had a blurb advertising about farm buildings (cardboard) that were included in cereal boxes. They gushed that the Barn had a real sliding door!
I guess kids were easier to please back in the day. Posted by: Common Tater at December 24, 2025 05:36 PM (HbU2V) 256
You with your fancy board games
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at December 24, 2025 05:31 PM (DoBxX) We had those, yes, but we also played cards. One game we played was just with just paper and pencils. Each drew a six by six grid. Starting with one person, they'd name a category, American Rivers for example. Everybody put that as a header. And so on until five across the top are named. Then the next person chooses a letter. Each person puts that letter on the left. Then, using a sand timer from some other game, you'd have to fill in the grid. Duplicates cancelling out, the one with the most points wins. Kind of like Trivial Pursuit, before there was Trvial Pursuit. Posted by: RickZ at December 24, 2025 05:37 PM (gKDq2) 257
First game I ever "hacked" was Careers, which actually had a brilliant groundbreaking game design -- the first game (I believe) in which each players determined their own victory conditions (kept secret from the other players), so yu never knew exactly what your opponents were striving for. You had to simultaneously satisfy your wn victory conditions, but also (through careful observation) try to figure out your opponents' victory conditions and they try to thwart them.
Much later, this concept was re-invented for much more recent "collectible card games," but no one had ever thought of it before Careers. Anyway, afer multiple plays, I realized that the winning strategy was to alwasy choose "50 Happiness Points, 0 Money Points and 0 Fame Points as your victory condtion (i.e. go all in on "Happiness"), then SKIP COLLEGE, and then just take the little loop in the board after the college zone, and just go around and around -- the loop allowed yoi to consistently get a few happiness, but almost no Money r Fame points, so everyone just skipped it. But round and round I went, and very quickly I hot 60 Happiness and the game was over, with me winning. Hacked. Posted by: zombie at December 24, 2025 05:37 PM (oraVG) 258
Our game was Kill the Ball Carrier. Whoever had the ball, everyone else would try to inflict as much damage on the other players so they could take the ball away and be ball carrier.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 24, 2025 05:31 -------------- Along the lines of Red Rover, British Bulldog and Smear the Queer. Posted by: olddog in mo at December 24, 2025 05:37 PM (bQ4nt) 259
A vanished world I'm afraid. Long ago and oh so far away...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 24, 2025 05:35 PM (x0n13) ---- That's so Baby Sharks and Jets! *snaps fingers* Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 24, 2025 05:38 PM (kpS4V) 260
They call a flat tire a Puncture.
--- The foreign aspects of the game add to it, I think. --- We played it as teens. "Coup Fourré!", of course, became "Boof! You're gay!" --- Heh. Natch. Posted by: moviegique (buy my books) at December 24, 2025 05:38 PM (asXVI) 261
I remember (sorta, kinda) playing a card game with my grandmother about 65 years ago called "Flinch". I couldn't play it today if my life depended on it.
Posted by: Admirale's Mate at December 24, 2025 05:39 PM (/enuJ) 262
Actually, it was 60 Happiness Points, not 50.
You had to allocate 60 points amongst various catepgirois to accumulate, in order to win. Posted by: zombie at December 24, 2025 05:39 PM (oraVG) 263
For a while a stupid game was you hold your pencil between two hands and some other kid tries to break it with his pencil. And then you take turns. Economically unfeasible in the long run. Just trading punches was better.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 24, 2025 05:39 PM (3uBP9) 264
Hacked.
--- Ha, I'll have to try that, Zombie. I have four copies of "Careers", through an odd set of circumstances, and they're different versions (because they kept updating it). Posted by: moviegique (buy my books) at December 24, 2025 05:40 PM (asXVI) 265
Just trading punches was better.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 24, 2025 05:39 PM (3uBP9) We did that, too. Bloody knuckles, etc. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 24, 2025 05:40 PM (dK+Kv) 266
Do they really think the Americans were so stupid they just had no good ideas at all? ___________ Yes. It's important always to disparage and minimize any American idea or operation. - Strategic bombing did nothing. - The Sherman tank was inferior to the Tiger - We won only because we threw more metal Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 24, 2025 05:42 PM (tgvbd) Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 24, 2025 05:43 PM (EXyHK) 268
One of my buddies, his dad z"l was from Sicily and one night we "played" the game and pretty much destroyed all of the shrubs in his front yard. He was furious. Years later we would drive by his house and still see the damage.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 24, 2025 05:44 PM (VMttT) 269
Risk
Posted by: Fuzzy Lumpkins at December 24, 2025 05:44 PM (slsCi) 270
At home we played a card game my father knew called Fan Tan. No idea now what was involved.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 24, 2025 05:45 PM (wzUl9) 271
They call a flat tire a Puncture.
--- The foreign aspects of the game add to it, I think. --- We played it as teens. "Coup Fourré!", of course, became "Boof! You're gay!" --- Heh. Natch. Posted by: moviegique (buy my books) at December 24, 2025 *** "The thicket wins"? Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 24, 2025 05:47 PM (wzUl9) 272
>>> Yes. It's important always to disparage and minimize any American idea or operation.
- Strategic bombing did nothing. - The Sherman tank was inferior to the Tiger - We won only because we threw more metal Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 24, 2025 05:42 PM (tgvbd) I knew a russian guy that said there had to of been some grand secret conspiracy between the axis and the US because it was impossible that the US could have had as many victories and the war ended so soon. And boy did he have all sorts of statistics and anecdotes to prove his point. Crazy, but funny to listen to. Posted by: banana Dream at December 24, 2025 05:47 PM (3uBP9) 273
Noodus Charlottesville
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 24, 2025 05:48 PM (wzUl9) 274
- The Sherman tank was inferior to the Tiger
Posted by: Hadrian These are all good examples. I defended the Sherman for years, but now, with the internet, I see people starting to understand that the US needs were very different and so what we designed was very different. Posted by: Mrs. Santa's unclean sister at December 24, 2025 05:49 PM (fsyiM) 275
My strategy for Stratego was to build a fortress of bombs with some sevens in there and then hide my flag somewhere else but still well protected.
Posted by: fd at December 24, 2025 06:00 PM (vFG9F) 276
274 - The Sherman tank was inferior to the Tiger
Posted by: Hadrian ------------ The Chrysler engine could be easily maintained The transmission on a Sherman could be replaced in a day. A Panzer transmission had to be sent back to Ukraine to be overhauled by Porche. We didn't have the capability to ship a tank as big as a Panzer. We could field 6 Sherman's to 1 Panzer, over run it, and go ahead to provide artillery for the infantry. _recalled VDH monologue Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 24, 2025 06:11 PM (2ef5s) 277
Played Parcheesi and Yahtzee. Cousins also played Spoons. I had a lot of cousins in the area at the time, 16+, and we ran out of spoons. Used forks too--one time. After an actual stabbing occurred we played in a group defined by the number of spoons available.
Posted by: Lirio100 at December 24, 2025 06:38 PM (ky7/T) 278
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Posted by: Oddbob at December 24, 2025 07:39 PM (3nLb4) 279
Played lots of above mentioned games, my all time favorite game was AH's Midway. Still have it and many other war games.
Posted by: Hal Dall at December 24, 2025 07:56 PM (SBJWI) 280
I remember King Oil very fondly.
I used to play a game with my dad where you traded and auctioned classic cars. EG Stanly Steamer or Stutz Bearcat. Can't remember the name but he always kicked my ass I recently had a chance to paly a game from the 80s that I somehow missed called Thunder Road. It was a delight. never heard of Colditz but I'm intrigued. Posted by: WaitingForMartel at December 24, 2025 09:29 PM (2Q1nt) 281
Mumblypeg. Except I never heard of the stake in the ground thang. https://www.artofmanliness.com /living/games-tricks /mumbley-peg/
Posted by: Diana Pool at December 25, 2025 08:05 AM (x8S8D) 282
Lately when I try to include a web address I get: Your message has been rejected because long strings of unbroken text are very annoying. Use the space bar or tinyurl.com as appropriate.
I'm not going to do a tinyurl to provide a link so I'll just break it up in hopes that people realize what I have done and can figure it out. Annoying, but not my circus. Posted by: Diana Pool at December 25, 2025 08:07 AM (x8S8D) Over 100 Minnesota Mayors Declare That Tim Walz Has Bankrupted the State With Unchecked Fraud and Rampant Spending;
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