Epicurious Cooking Website No Longer Publishes Beef Recipes, Because They're "Pro-Planet"

There is no end to the wokification of hobbies. Cooking, knitting, Magic the Gathering, comic books, RPGs; movies and sports -- the Nazi infiltrators take over each and every hobby and group to make sure you are never free of constant pro-Nazi propaganda messaging.

The channel What I've Learned did a very good video about the newest leftwing propaganda offensive, explaining that everything they're saying is a lie, and is known to be a lie:


Posted by: Ace at 04:23 PM




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1 First!

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at April 28, 2021 03:23 PM (z5Vrg)

2 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 28, 2021 03:24 PM (Zz0t1)

3 damn

Posted by: All words matter! at April 28, 2021 03:24 PM (S4jmh)

4 I'll get the otters

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at April 28, 2021 03:24 PM (Y7bjQ)

5 They want you to live in a pod. They want you to eat bugs.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 28, 2021 03:24 PM (jOcSX)

6 Steaks tonight!

Posted by: Weasel at April 28, 2021 03:24 PM (MVjcR)

7 I'm not anti-communist, I'm pro-humanity. And well, that's going to require some changes to accommodate human survival.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at April 28, 2021 03:24 PM (z5Vrg)

8 This reminds me of the Futurama episode where the future hippies had a lion that only ate plants.

It was not in good shape, to much hilarity.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at April 28, 2021 03:24 PM (LvTSG)

9 6 yep

Posted by: CN at April 28, 2021 03:25 PM (ONvIw)

10 So why do they hate vegetables?

VEGGIEISTS!!!!!

Posted by: All words matter! at April 28, 2021 03:25 PM (S4jmh)

11 You'll pry my beef from my cold dead hands!

Posted by: TheHoser at April 28, 2021 03:25 PM (b9pgb)

12 IMA raise beef. Ima kill beef. And ima eat beef.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2021 03:25 PM (OCTRt)

13 What do I care if crazy people starve themselves of the good things in life?

Posted by: f'd at April 28, 2021 03:26 PM (Tnijr)

14 I forgot to shop, and had to make dinner out of odds and ends. So I baked some tilapia in garlic butter and lemon juice, and used it in an alfredo sauce. It was an odd choice, but pretty good.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 28, 2021 03:26 PM (Uh2oA)

15 I don't want to be that guy but... the only time I recall ever hearing of this magazine was when someone brought this up yesterday.

Magazines are, as Egon pointed out, dead. This is just a desperate gasp of effort by the buggy whip industry to stay relevant.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2021 03:26 PM (KZzsI)

16 That pus burger looks horrible.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 28, 2021 03:26 PM (/MaDp)

17 I saw yesterday that they are getting rid of Dodger Dogs. I'm sure it won't be long before meat is illegal.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 28, 2021 03:26 PM (Ez6QX)

18 Ace, I got to the last thread too late so I'll post again. Fed up parents oust entire school board. Good Lord, this did give me some hope.

https://tinyurl.com/8ynnnpw3

Posted by: Jewells45 is having a sale! at April 28, 2021 03:26 PM (nxdel)

19 I am buying shares in a cow or two my mechanic has.

These nuts are going to destroy our way of life in less than 4 years.

Posted by: sven at April 28, 2021 03:26 PM (Lzpvj)

20 I wouldn't have known what the place was if they hadn't bleated out that BS.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at April 28, 2021 03:27 PM (UIHSQ)

21 EpiCurious is code for rump rustler? Great, now there is another publication which I have never read that I will now have to boycott.
Perhaps I should write a cook book: 101 ways to enjoy dead, cooked, cow.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at April 28, 2021 03:27 PM (JNTt1)

22 Yeah and they won't be alone.
The Leftists have decided Beef is next on the chopping block. So to speak.

So idiots like Epicurious will refuse to provide recipes for a FOOD they don't morally agree with. Fuck it, if they'd at least admit they were all converting to Hinduism, I'd at least know what theology they were trying to follow now.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at April 28, 2021 03:27 PM (ifmtJ)

23 Magazines are, as Egon pointed out, dead. This is just a desperate gasp of effort by the buggy whip industry to stay relevant.
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Fishing mags and Women's Mags (samething) will never go away.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 28, 2021 03:27 PM (/MaDp)

24 But Beef is vegetables.

Posted by: All words matter! at April 28, 2021 03:27 PM (S4jmh)

25 Good thing internet ad spending is so high that they will all keep their jobs when traffic drops.

Posted by: Bete at April 28, 2021 03:27 PM (Ojki1)

26 "This is just a desperate gasp of effort by the buggy whip industry to stay relevant."
.Tell me about it.

Posted by: Furburger Magazine at April 28, 2021 03:27 PM (Tnijr)

27 I just ordered some gorgeous steaks from the Kansas City steak company.

Yum!

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2021 03:27 PM (W2Pud)

28 Fuck you. I will eat meat. I will continue to eat meat.

God planned it that way. I'm not messing with God's plan.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 28, 2021 03:27 PM (Zz0t1)

29
What do I care if crazy people starve themselves of the good things in life?
Posted by: f'd at April 28, 2021 03:26 PM (Tnijr)

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Well, it's not as if these fundamentalist lunatics can ever contain their zeal to their own lives. They'll take up the sword of the proselyte if that's what it takes to make you see the light.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 28, 2021 03:27 PM (Uh2oA)

30 Is that a cauliflower burger?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 28, 2021 03:27 PM (+xIcB)

31 Woke pussies haven't taken over my hobbies. Hunting, shooting, gunsmithing, machinist, fishing. Because those are skills few girls have.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 28, 2021 03:27 PM (o2MD2)

32 14 Posted by: f'd at April 28, 2021 03:26 PM (Tnijr)

They are buying up all the farmland, and will weaponize EPA to defacto outlaw ranching.

You will not be able to buy meat unless you are in the Politburo comrade.

Posted by: sven at April 28, 2021 03:28 PM (Lzpvj)

33 Good.

More for me.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 28, 2021 03:28 PM (nugqt)

34 10 years ago, I'd have said this insane, Khmer Rouge-level idiocy would create a backlash. Not now.

The literal minute I heard Trump's public statement on our withdrawal from the Paris Accords, I yelled at the computer.

Not a word about the substance of the problem - the outlandish and implausible hypothesis that human CO2 contributions change the climate. Just that it was a "bad deal" for America.

There was some spade work going on at EPA to finally reintroduce science into science, but of course there was zero support the Beltway GOP, and not enough time.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 28, 2021 03:28 PM (OTzUX)

35 This is when you know CW2 is urban versus rural. The cray cray, burns.

Posted by: Only Context at April 28, 2021 03:28 PM (xEIoY)

36 I take this as: they are f'ing serious about killing the cattle industry, making us all vegans because "livestock is killing the planet." I fear this means enough farms were purchased during the lockdown that they can force it. I know, tinfoil hat.

We've seen this a lot in recent years - one big organization/institution make the bold move, and then everyone after them quickly falls in line behind them.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2021 03:28 PM (bDqIh)

37 ace, the goal is a plant based diet. They have moved far along in that direction already. There are LOTS of plant based meat and dairy substitutes out there. All that remains is to squeeze the price of meat and dairy upward until they are on a par with plant based.

Posted by: kraken at April 28, 2021 03:28 PM (6Je/Q)

38 Fuck you. I will eat meat. I will continue to eat meat.

God planned it that way. I'm not messing with God's plan.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 28, 2021 03:27 PM (Zz0t1)

Amen and amen

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at April 28, 2021 03:28 PM (ifmtJ)

39 It's not that this no-name magazine is saying no to meat.

It's that they are the first, or at least an early adopter.

Their move will be used as a pressure point on other organizations to abandon meat.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at April 28, 2021 03:28 PM (LvTSG)

40 Vegans always look emaciated, pale and sickly.

Yeah, fuck veganism.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 28, 2021 03:28 PM (Zz0t1)

41 Epicurious won't have much luck cancelling beef.

I'm still eating veal 40 years after hearing how inhumane it is.

Now the government, on the other hand, will probably try to kill the beef industry.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 28, 2021 03:28 PM (rGDp/)

42 Reminder: All global warming is BS. Not a little bit BS, not an oops we forgot to carry the 1, pure and utter lies from the 1930's onward.

Link in nic for anyone interested.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at April 28, 2021 03:28 PM (/2UiB)

43 EpiCurious is code for rump rustler? Great, now there is another publication which I have never read that I will now have to boycott.
Perhaps I should write a cook book: 101 ways to enjoy dead, cooked, cow. serve your fellow man.
Posted by: Bonecrusher

Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2021 03:29 PM (OCTRt)

44
Amen and amen
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at April 28, 2021 03:28 PM (ifmtJ)


*fistbump*

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 28, 2021 03:29 PM (Zz0t1)

45 But pork, chicken, turkey and lamb are still okay?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 28, 2021 03:29 PM (2goRJ)

46 Hopefully they stop eating meat soon the price of beef just keeps climbing. Let's stop sending our food to China.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 28, 2021 03:29 PM (/MaDp)

47 Fishing mags and Women's Mags (samething) will never go away.

Yeah, people still make buggy whips too. They just don't sell .1% as many as they did before the automobile.

Like Newspapers who went from best years in their industry to totally irrelevant in like 5 years, this is about desperately scrambling to keep that money going that's now gone.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2021 03:29 PM (KZzsI)

48 There is no end to the wokification of hobbies. Cooking, knitting, Magic the Gathering, comic books, RPGs ...

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This is how they'll kill us when we refuse to surrender our guns: #Woke Rocket-Propelled Grenades ...

Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2021 03:29 PM (K9D6p)

49 I see Chinese tiny penis troll is here, asking about eating dogs and cats...and probably bats next

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at April 28, 2021 03:30 PM (ifmtJ)

50 cutting out beef ? lamb is still ok, right ?

Posted by: runner at April 28, 2021 03:30 PM (V13WU)

51 43 Epicurious won't have much luck cancelling beef.

I'm still eating veal 40 years after hearing how inhumane it is.

Now the government, on the other hand, will probably try to kill the beef industry.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 28, 2021 03:28 PM (rGDp/)

Oh they can, I believe. The fascist left plays the long game. Regulate, regulate, regulate.

Posted by: kraken at April 28, 2021 03:30 PM (6Je/Q)

52 First, forced veganism for the masses; then Soylent products next.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 28, 2021 03:30 PM (UHVv4)

53 So Epicurious must be a big fan of Buffalo Bill.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 28, 2021 03:30 PM (2DOZq)

54 The problem is the people that make a living off other people hobbies always have to be a little embarrassed about making a living off something so frivolous.

So, rather than just accepting that they make a living off something useless and silly AND being thankful they are doing so, rather than having do something useful but hard (digging ditches, raising cows, and/or milking cows), they have to turn the hobby into a crusade to save the planet (end racism/sexism/whatever) to give it importance/esteem.

Posted by: Math Checksout at April 28, 2021 03:30 PM (dYe5S)

55 Veal chops are indeed, sublime.

Posted by: Only Context at April 28, 2021 03:30 PM (xEIoY)

56 31 Is that a cauliflower burger?
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Its a pus burger.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 28, 2021 03:30 PM (/MaDp)

57 ace, the goal is a plant based diet. They have moved far along in that direction already. There are LOTS of plant based meat and dairy substitutes out there. All that remains is to squeeze the price of meat and dairy upward until they are on a par with plant based.
Posted by: kraken


All the meat I eat is plant based.

Meat packing plant.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2021 03:30 PM (OCTRt)

58 According to the short movie, 3/4 of the available land devoted to agriculture goes to livestock. Well, 100% of the available land devoted to agriculture goes to people. If a cow drinks 660 gallons of water in its lifetime, the average person must drink at least that much, if not more.

People also use 100% of the metals and gases that we dredge up from the ground, and 99.99% of the lumber in the world as well - the rest goes to those pesky beavers.

Why don't we just go full Jonathan Swift and simply eat people? You know that's where they'd like to go, if they can simply get that Overton Window moved enough in that direction.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 28, 2021 03:30 PM (mdjgu)

59 Pan fried foie gras is double good.

Posted by: Only Context at April 28, 2021 03:31 PM (xEIoY)

60 You know who else was anti-beef?

Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2021 03:31 PM (K9D6p)

61 I eat little beef. Too much venison in the freezer. And I killed it, gutted it, processed it, now eating it. EEEEEKKKK!!!

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 28, 2021 03:31 PM (o2MD2)

62 You know who else only at plants and was an unforgiving environmentlist?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 28, 2021 03:31 PM (xfb67)

63 I bet they killed Clara Peller.

Posted by: JT at April 28, 2021 03:31 PM (arJlL)

64 Thank goodness the white man wiped out the buffalo from North America. I can't imagine how much worse off the planet would be if they had remained prevalent and confined in various farms and ranches.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at April 28, 2021 03:31 PM (cwI4U)

65

See how this works?

Last week it was: "It's not gun control; it's gun safety. And if you're against safety, you shouldn't own a gun.

Now it's: It's not about banning meat or being anti-meat, it's about being pro-planet. And if you're not helping to save the planet, you're a bad person.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 28, 2021 03:31 PM (OcETR)

66 This is driven by two strong outlier radical movements:

1) cow farts are going to destroy the world
2) awww cows are cute, we can't eat cows!

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2021 03:31 PM (KZzsI)

67 60 All the meat I eat is plant based.

Meat packing plant.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2021 03:30 PM (OCTRt)

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"This is what my food eats."
-Ron Swanson, looking at a salad

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at April 28, 2021 03:31 PM (LvTSG)

68
Why don't we just go full Jonathan Swift and simply eat people? You know that's where they'd like to go, if they can simply get that Overton Window moved enough in that direction.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 28, 2021 03:30 PM (mdjgu)


I saw Alive. I'm not interested.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 28, 2021 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)

69 We're also here to continue the conversation.
- epicurious (@epicurious)


And, like all Leftists, by "Conversation", we mean "you futting the shuck up, and us telling you what you're allowed to think."

Posted by: @epicurious at April 28, 2021 03:32 PM (P1f+c)

70 It was only a few years ago on a food thread that I linked to a big spread in epicurious/bon appetit about growing your own crickets for consumption, with recipes and all the virtue-signalling you could want in a glossy NYC foodie mag.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2021 03:32 PM (bDqIh)

71 ace, the goal is a plant based diet.

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Plants and insects, but mostly insects.

Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2021 03:32 PM (K9D6p)

72 I will plant 30 acres in corn to feed the cows and kill the hogs that come to the corn field.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2021 03:32 PM (bohSL)

73 Just another thing to give freaking libs a reason to flee their blue state and move to Texas.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 28, 2021 03:32 PM (2DOZq)

74 Ace, I stopped linking Epicurious on the Food Thread almost a year ago. They went woke, and I said no thanks.

The catalyst was an article entitled, "A Reading List For Learning About Anti-Black Racism and Food"

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2021 03:32 PM (Q9lwr)

75 Thank goodness the white man wiped out the buffalo from North America. I can't imagine how much worse off the planet would be if they had remained prevalent and confined in various farms and ranches.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at April 28, 2021 03:31 PM (cwI4U)


Lonesome Dove in Ft. Worth serves a Buffalo Ribeye that's orgasmic.......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 28, 2021 03:32 PM (Zz0t1)

76 You should care because you'll suddenly find they make meat absurdly expensive.

Posted by: Vir Cotto at April 28, 2021 03:33 PM (TbBRI)

77 See how this works?

Last week it was: "It's not gun control; it's gun safety. And if you're against safety, you shouldn't own a gun.

Now it's: It's not about banning meat or being anti-meat, it's about being pro-planet. And if you're not helping to save the planet, you're a bad person.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales


I'm an armed bad motherfucker.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2021 03:33 PM (OCTRt)

78 Bet not bees fucking around wit my chickens!

Posted by: Tank Abrams, Fat democrat at April 28, 2021 03:33 PM (nugqt)

79 77 I hear eating those big locusts is the next big thing. Are insects considered meat?
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Its mostly goo after the crunch.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 28, 2021 03:33 PM (/MaDp)

80 I will plant 30 acres in corn to feed the cows and kill the hogs that come to the corn field.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2021 03:32 PM (bohSL)



With one sweet-ass AR.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 28, 2021 03:33 PM (Zz0t1)

81 78 The catalyst was an article entitled, "A Reading List For Learning About Anti-Black Racism and Food"
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2021 03:32 PM (Q9lwr)

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My jalapeno bacon cheeseburger is oppressing black people everywhere, apparently.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at April 28, 2021 03:33 PM (LvTSG)

82 "The dead were liquified and fed intravenously to the living."

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at April 28, 2021 03:33 PM (ifmtJ)

83 Epicurious has some good drink recipes. When are they going to cut out alcohol?

Posted by: pep at April 28, 2021 03:33 PM (v16oJ)

84 This is the hill to die on.

Posted by: Max Power at April 28, 2021 03:33 PM (Hucnr)

85 >This reminds me of the Futurama episode where the future hippies had a lion that only ate plants.

It was not in good shape, to much hilarity.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at April 28, 2021 03:24 PM (LvTSG)

*cof*

Posted by: The Lion at April 28, 2021 03:34 PM (DXFDM)

86 You can't actually eat people. If you do it long enough you get something similar to mad cows disease called Kuru.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 28, 2021 03:34 PM (xfb67)

87 86 "The dead were liquified and fed intravenously to the living."
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at April 28, 2021 03:33 PM (ifmtJ)

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The Matrix or the Green New Deal?

Who can really say?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at April 28, 2021 03:34 PM (LvTSG)

88 About one more Leftist Administration, and the regulations will be in place. It will show in big supermarket chains first... more Beyond Meat type substitutes, less real stuff. And marketing, marketing, marketing. Just another Op.

Posted by: kraken at April 28, 2021 03:34 PM (6Je/Q)

89 I'm having ribeye steaks with roasted potatoes tonight.

Posted by: dantesed at April 28, 2021 03:34 PM (88xKn)

90 As a tree farmer, I belong to a couple of forestry associations who have sold my contact info to environmental wacko groups. They are texting me. I am texting them back.

Posted by: Weasel at April 28, 2021 03:34 PM (MVjcR)

91 Here's a recipe from me to Epicurious: eat shit.

Posted by: pep at April 28, 2021 03:34 PM (v16oJ)

92 Of course the government is in the position to curb beef consumption.

Just tell the big, fat housing project welfare queens and trailer park breeders that they can no longer use their EBT card to purchase beef.

The only ones I see buying those family packs of NY strips and ribeyes at the grocery store are those big, fat check drawers that don't work for a living.

Meanwhile, working stiffs like me settle for 73-27 ground beef and the pork chop special.

Let's return to the days where broke-dick layabouts eat like broke-dick layabouts and working folks can still afford the good stuff.

Send these deadbeats a number 10 can of souse meat and tell them to make it last for a month.

Fat-ass baby factories.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 28, 2021 03:34 PM (rGDp/)

93 Barry the Lightworker: "No more Waygu beef for me?"
*ValJar whispers in his ear*
"Well, I thought so!"

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 28, 2021 03:35 PM (PiwSw)

94 Yep. I quit Magic: The Gathering a couple of years ago and never looked back. Not only were they crapping all over their fanbase, like all of the other major entertainment industries, the quality of their product also degraded. Terrible cards, overpriced merchandise, oversaturation of their market, shoddy materials. You name it, they did it. So buh-bye. On the plus side, my vintage cards (from Revised set onwards) have seen a significant increase in value...

Posted by: Lord Squirrel at April 28, 2021 03:35 PM (ZIoLS)

95 They are texting me. I am texting them back.
Posted by: Weasel at April 28, 2021 03:34 PM (MVjcR)


Oh, that should be good.....

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 28, 2021 03:35 PM (Zz0t1)

96 It does disturb me that Groening is linked to Epstein (who definitely did not kill himself). Still, some great stuff in Futurama.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at April 28, 2021 03:35 PM (DXFDM)

97
This trend of businesses insisting on giving consumers what they never asked for is quite the baffling business model.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 28, 2021 03:35 PM (OcETR)

98 Hopefully the Left will embrace air burial. I'd love to live in a place with corpses on platforms being eaten by vultures is the norm. It would cheer me up.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 28, 2021 03:35 PM (/MaDp)

99 All the meat I eat is plant based.

Meat packing plant.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2021 03:30 PM (OCTRt)


I am sooooooo stealing that!!!

Posted by: Doof at April 28, 2021 03:35 PM (mZUr4)

100 MSM is furiously trying to 'debunk' Biden is planning on taking your burgers away. The story was gaining traction so it had to be squashed., TEchnically they are correct, the regime will not make it illegal or ration meat (yet) but they will have tax and regulate the shit out of it to nudge you in the proper direction. Unless you are a tech billionaire or party insider you will only be able to afford soy-beef.

Posted by: Ripley at April 28, 2021 03:36 PM (MxEKc)

101 I'll bet the Obamas and the Bidens and their ilk aren't giving up on beef.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at April 28, 2021 03:36 PM (QZnTT)

102 This is just Big Straw disinformation.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 28, 2021 03:36 PM (sWM8x)

103 How long before the Green Bay Packers will be forced to change the team name?

Posted by: Pete Seria at April 28, 2021 03:36 PM (dfeFv)

104 102 It does disturb me that Groening is linked to Epstein (who definitely did not kill himself). Still, some great stuff in Futurama.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at April 28, 2021 03:35 PM (DXFDM)

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I'd read that it was mostly David X. Cohen's show.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at April 28, 2021 03:36 PM (LvTSG)

105 "This isn't a vendetta against cows or the people who eat them [yet]".

Posted by: Flyover at April 28, 2021 03:36 PM (Rbu5d)

106 All together now:
I will not live in a pod. I will not eat bugs.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at April 28, 2021 03:36 PM (DXFDM)

107

I thought the "fact checkers" came out and said that NO, Joe Biden is not going to take my burger away?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2021 03:36 PM (63Dwl)

108 110 How long before the Green Bay Packers will be forced to change the team name?
Posted by: Pete Seria at April 28, 2021 03:36 PM (dfeFv)


The Green Bay Pickers...

Posted by: kraken at April 28, 2021 03:37 PM (6Je/Q)

109
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 28, 2021 03:35 PM (Zz0t1)
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It's fun!

Posted by: Weasel at April 28, 2021 03:37 PM (MVjcR)

110 Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 28, 2021 03:27 PM (o2MD2)

My hobbies are reading (I have enough books here to last me for the rest of my life), walking (can still do that), doing word searches-those are still in the paper ,and the stores still sell Bible based word searches, and doing theatre and when that happens again I will be the director so no problem with that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2021 03:37 PM (7hF2c)

111 >What do I care if crazy people starve themselves of the good things in life?
Posted by: f'd at April 28, 2021 03:26 PM (Tnijr)

They definitely won't try to force such a lifestyle on you. No sir, that has never happened.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at April 28, 2021 03:37 PM (DXFDM)

112 If I'm made to eat soylent green I better be supplied with new furniture.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 28, 2021 03:37 PM (2DOZq)

113 "The dead were liquified and fed intravenously to the living."
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at April 28, 2021 03:33 PM (ifmtJ)

==========

The Matrix or the Green New Deal?

Who can really say?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at April 28, 2021 03:34 PM (LvTSG)

That movie was prophesy is so many unexpected ways.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at April 28, 2021 03:37 PM (ifmtJ)

114 "I think you cons are all imagining shit. No one wants to take your meat.


Posted by: Dinklera".
I bet you'd take some meat.

Posted by: Roadkill Cafe at April 28, 2021 03:37 PM (Tnijr)

115 Posted by: Dinklera at April 28, 2021 03:36 PM (OjAnZ)

Just like they don't want to take our guns.


"HELL YES we're coming for your AR-15's and your AK-47's..."

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 28, 2021 03:37 PM (Zz0t1)

116 I predicted this was coming. I am a foodie who used to love reading/subscribing to Bon Appetit, now known as Woke Appetit.

This woke shit has been going on for awhile now in the food publishing world. Insanely heavy emphasis on vegan/vegetarian recipes and lots of focus on "exotic" recepies you can't pronounce, made with ingredients you can't find outside of big cities. But plus also you'd better not try to make those exotic recipes Whitey because then you're "appropriating" their culture.

Posted by: ravenmother at April 28, 2021 03:37 PM (U2d3g)

117 But pork, chicken, turkey and lamb are still okay?
Posted by: Dr. Bone


We're coming for (throws a dart) ..... pork next.

Yeah, it actually hit "lamb," but Rashid gave me the stink-eye.

Posted by: Your Betters at April 28, 2021 03:37 PM (P1f+c)

118

The catalyst was an article entitled, "A Reading List For Learning About Anti-Black Racism and Food"
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2021 03:32 PM (Q9lwr)

That was also the name of the third, unreleased Talking Heads album

Posted by: JoeF. at April 28, 2021 03:37 PM (HrMC1)

119 You can't actually eat people. If you do it long enough you get something similar to mad cows disease called Kuru.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 28, 2021 03:34 PM (xfb67)


I thought kuru came from eating brains.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 28, 2021 03:37 PM (Ez6QX)

120 "Eat mo possum!"

Posted by: Roadkill Cafe at April 28, 2021 03:38 PM (Tnijr)

121
You can't actually eat people. If you do it long enough you get something similar to mad cows disease called Kuru.


Not if you employ a Kuru's Chef!

BTW, it only is eating dead persons' brains that transmit Kuru, IIRC.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 28, 2021 03:38 PM (pNxlR)

122 Not all meat is plant based. I understand Cougar is delicious.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 28, 2021 03:38 PM (o2MD2)

123 120 The Matrix or the Green New Deal?

Who can really say?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at April 28, 2021 03:34 PM (LvTSG)

That movie was prophesy is so many unexpected ways.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at April 28, 2021 03:37 PM (ifmtJ)

==========

"Killing people who are part of the system is totally justifiable because the system is bad."
-The Left today, the good guys in The Matrix, and every Bond Villain

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at April 28, 2021 03:38 PM (LvTSG)

124 ANother thing about epicurious: their bon appetit channel was a high visibility victim of wokism this past summer.

During the lockdown, the bon appetit channel cooking shows became a huge hit. Good content, engaging people, a surpise win for them. But then. . . the internal strife over POCs not getting featured, not enough ethnic food and non-POCs presenting the ethnic fodd blah blah blah. So, the channel shutdown, and when it came back, most (all?) of the popular (white) cooks were gone and it was POC chefs, ethnic food, woke AF.

So much drama it inspired a podcast series to cover it all: https://tinyurl.com/2389ubda

Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2021 03:38 PM (bDqIh)

125 Thanks! More beef for me (and at lower prices!), nutjobs!

Overall, I like when groups I don't support at least provide me some good entertainment. Which, OT, but did you see the religious group that Richard Dawkins helped start kicked him out for not holding to their new dogma on trannies?

Posted by: Wally at April 28, 2021 03:38 PM (KNUNV)

126 I better get my burger eating in now.

Also notice that all of the stuff written to "refute" the "right wing lie" about Biden banning meat is filled with weasel words and parsing to make them technically correct, but doesn't refute the position.

We're hosed, Davey.

Posted by: InCali at April 28, 2021 03:38 PM (ov5G+)

127
Unless you are a tech billionaire or party insider you will only be able to afford soy-beef.
Posted by: Ripley


As in Soylent Green.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2021 03:38 PM (63Dwl)

128 You can have my beef when you pry it from my cold, dead, vacuum sealed bags.

Posted by: Sous Vide at April 28, 2021 03:38 PM (sjdRT)

129 They are texting me. I am texting them back.

Posted by: Weasel at April 28, 2021 03:34 PM (MVjcR)

I used to hang out on the North Coast of CA, where there is a lot of tension between loggers and loony environmentalists (and it gets violent). My favorite bumper sticker was:

EARTH FIRST! (We'll log the other planets later)

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2021 03:38 PM (Q9lwr)

130 My ex-wife got me a subscription to their magazine for all the "wonderful recipes" they would have. Everything the had over the entire year I had the subscription used exotic ingredients that you would be lucky to find in a NYC delicatessen. You sure as Hell would not find any of it in a SE grocery store.

Posted by: Vic at April 28, 2021 03:38 PM (mpXpK)

131 Anyway, I can't say I've ever read "epicurious," ever.

One of my (newly made) personal goals this year is to learn to cook beef to perfection.

Thanks, epicurious!

Posted by: Flyover at April 28, 2021 03:38 PM (Rbu5d)

132 BTW, it only is eating dead persons' brains that transmit Kuru, IIRC.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 28, 2021 03:38 PM (pNxlR)

Well then....

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 28, 2021 03:39 PM (o2MD2)

133 Won't social credit scores lead to eating the deplorables?

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 28, 2021 03:39 PM (/MaDp)

134 114

I thought the "fact checkers" came out and said that NO, Joe Biden is not going to take my burger away?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2021 03:36 PM (63Dwl)

"Yes Joe Biden is going to take your burger away, and here's why it's a good thing."

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at April 28, 2021 03:39 PM (z5Vrg)

135 BTW, it only is eating dead persons' brains that transmit Kuru, IIRC.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 28, 2021 03:38 PM (pNxlR)


So all Democrats are safe to eat?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 28, 2021 03:39 PM (PiwSw)

136 When you read through the article, it turns out one of the fake meat companies is now a sponsor so, you know, it's TOTALLY a grand noble stance of nobleness and not bought and paid for.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at April 28, 2021 03:39 PM (GbPPJ)

137 The catalyst was an article entitled, "A Reading List For Learning About Anti-Black Racism and Food"

So evidently there is absolutely nothing that is not racist.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2021 03:39 PM (7hF2c)

138 139 BTW, it only is eating dead persons' brains that transmit Kuru, IIRC.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 28, 2021 03:38 PM (pNxlR)

Well then....
----------------
So the rest it good eats? How do you prepare toes?

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 28, 2021 03:39 PM (/MaDp)

139 Sponge, we will never be out of meat.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2021 03:40 PM (bohSL)

140 144 The catalyst was an article entitled, "A Reading List For Learning About Anti-Black Racism and Food"

So evidently there is absolutely nothing that is not racist.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2021 03:39 PM (7hF2c)

=========

That's racist.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at April 28, 2021 03:40 PM (LvTSG)

141 BTW, it only is eating dead persons' brains that transmit Kuru, IIRC.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 28, 2021 03:38 PM (pNxlR)

That's the theory, but they don't know for sure. Nobody that got it limited themselves to just brains, so it was never properly tested.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 28, 2021 03:40 PM (xfb67)

142 MSM is furiously trying to 'debunk' Biden is planning on taking your burgers away. The story was gaining traction so it had to be squashed., TEchnically they are correct, the regime will not make it illegal or ration meat (yet) but they will have tax and regulate the shit out of it to nudge you in the proper direction. Unless you are a tech billionaire or party insider you will only be able to afford soy-beef.
Posted by: Ripley at April 28, 2021 03:36 PM (MxEKc)

I don't know, fucking with the food supply like that (just to satisfy their big money vegan donors) should be the progressives death knell....or it would have been up until 2016.

Posted by: JoeF. at April 28, 2021 03:40 PM (HrMC1)

143 Y'all do know this has NOTHING to do with the beef meat itself and EVERYTHING to with the cow farts ... Lord save us from the Klimate Karens!

Posted by: Kathy at April 28, 2021 03:40 PM (h3RRP)

144 When you read through the article, it turns out one of the fake meat companies is now a sponsor so, you know, it's TOTALLY a grand noble stance of nobleness and not bought and paid for.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at April 28, 2021 03:39 PM (GbPPJ)


Pay for play isn't a thing.

- Music radio, lying out it's ass

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 28, 2021 03:40 PM (Zz0t1)

145 We understand you're going to have questions, and we've tried to anticipate some of them.
.........

How stupid are you?
Are you as dumb as you sound?
Do you put mayo on your veggie burgers?

Posted by: wth at April 28, 2021 03:40 PM (v0R5T)

146 Plants and insects, but mostly insects.
Posted by: ShainS


To start, yes. Once we've got all the gross mammal foods taken care of, we'll get rid of insect foods, too.

Do you know that the world's termites make twice as much evil greenhouse global warming climate changing gas as the world's cows do, today?

Posted by: Your Betters at April 28, 2021 03:41 PM (P1f+c)

147 When they finally come for my beloved bacon (taking it from my cold, dead hands, of course), I guess I'll also have to get rid of my bacon-themed recipe books. My Epic Meal Time recipe book will also have to go. The NEW MEAL PLAN will also eliminate about 90% of The Joy of Cooking...

Posted by: Lord Squirrel at April 28, 2021 03:41 PM (ZIoLS)

148 BTW, it only is eating dead persons' brains that transmit Kuru, IIRC.
So, we only eat liberals?

Posted by: pep at April 28, 2021 03:41 PM (v16oJ)

149 Sponge, we will never be out of meat.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2021 03:40 PM (bohSL)


And it's a beautiful thing.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 28, 2021 03:41 PM (Zz0t1)

150 "Killing people who are part of the system is totally justifiable because the system is bad."
-The Left today, the good guys in The Matrix, and every Bond Villain
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at April 28, 2021 03:38 PM (LvTSG)

Yeah, that bothered me then, too. Although that goes both ways, and hopefully will in CWII.

When I first saw The Matrix, cold, knowing nothing about it...watching Trinity kill a bunch of cops made me REALLY conflicted about rooting for the 'good guys'.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at April 28, 2021 03:41 PM (ifmtJ)

151 I quit Magic: The Gathering a couple of years ago and never looked back. Not only were they crapping all over their fanbase, like all of the other major entertainment industries, the quality of their product also degraded.

I quit about the time they did their big card redesign. The expansions were lame, they were clearly only about money making, the rule changes were dumb, and honestly after playing since around a month after release I was burned out.

Sold my suitcase of cards for a couple hundred bucks and cashed out. Don't even miss it even though I loved it for years.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2021 03:41 PM (KZzsI)

152 Silly people . Gays don't want marriage. They just want to be able to see their loved ones in the hospital like everyone else.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 28, 2021 03:41 PM (2DOZq)

153 I used to hang out on the North Coast of CA, where there is a lot of tension between loggers and loony environmentalists (and it gets violent). My favorite bumper sticker was:

EARTH FIRST! (We'll log the other planets later)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2021 03:38 PM (Q9lwr)
----
I like that one!

Posted by: Weasel at April 28, 2021 03:41 PM (MVjcR)

154 Only Zombies eat live peoples brains. Just thought I would point that out.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 28, 2021 03:41 PM (o2MD2)

155 fuck these guys

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 28, 2021 03:42 PM (KY0uc)

156 143 When you read through the article, it turns out one of the fake meat companies is now a sponsor so, you know, it's TOTALLY a grand noble stance of nobleness and not bought and paid for.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at April 28, 2021 03:39 PM (GbPPJ)

Yep, my point, and hi alex, good to hear you. This is evidence of the Unholy Alliance of Corporation and Government, driven by Wokeism. They most certainly can drive meat consumption to the fringes.

Posted by: kraken at April 28, 2021 03:42 PM (6Je/Q)

157 Have we reached peak retard yet?

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at April 28, 2021 03:42 PM (y7DUB)

158 in honor of this this stupid magazine or what evs, Im eating a beef bolgna sammich. Three think slices.

Yumm...

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at April 28, 2021 03:42 PM (uxUoN)

159 I used to hang out on the North Coast of CA, where there is a lot of tension between loggers and loony environmentalists (and it gets violent). My favorite bumper sticker was:

EARTH FIRST! (We'll log the other planets later)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2021 03:38 PM (Q9lwr)


Humboldt?

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 28, 2021 03:42 PM (Ez6QX)

160 Only Zombies eat live peoples brains. Just thought I would point that out.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 28, 2021 03:41 PM (o2MD2)

Depends on the time of the season

Posted by: JoeF. at April 28, 2021 03:42 PM (HrMC1)

161 Every plant-based "meat" product I have seen is full of sodium - Beyond meat burger is much saltier than a real beef patty. Not healthy.
Beyond Meat patty = 350 mg salt
Real beef patty = 70 mg salt

Posted by: Glenn John at April 28, 2021 03:42 PM (LilNs)

162 I'd enjoyed Brad's "It's Alive!" Epicurious videos. Then they started adding other cooks who are obvious fags and scolds. Ruined the franchise.

Posted by: Desultory joe at April 28, 2021 03:42 PM (L9P9s)

163 157
Yeah, that bothered me then, too. Although that goes both ways, and hopefully will in CWII.

When I first saw The Matrix, cold, knowing nothing about it...watching Trinity kill a bunch of cops made me REALLY conflicted about rooting for the 'good guys'.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at April 28, 2021 03:41 PM (ifmtJ)

==========

Morpheus explaining the world in the Woman in the Red Dress scene is a call to constant political violence against everyone not of your team.

It's fine in a scifi action film about robots from the future. It's a bit different when you realize that it's an outgrowth of the Wachowskis' political philosophy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at April 28, 2021 03:43 PM (LvTSG)

164 l've read that the Biden Cabal wants to limit how much meat a person can purchase a month to roughly 4 lbs. I read a tweet by Don Trump Jr. mocking this by saying that he thinks he eats about 4 lbs. of meat a day. This is all under the guise of climate change.

Posted by: Cheri at April 28, 2021 03:43 PM (oiNtH)

165 I can see cattle rustling coming back into fashion.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 28, 2021 03:43 PM (2goRJ)

166
How long before the Green Bay Packers will be forced to change the team name?
Posted by: Pete Seria


AFAIC, they can change it to Green (& Ghey) Rump Rangers right now

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 28, 2021 03:43 PM (pNxlR)

167 Have we reached peak retard yet?
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at April 28, 2021 03:42 PM (y7DUB)

No fucking way.

Posted by: JoeF. at April 28, 2021 03:43 PM (HrMC1)

168 Epicurious is a sub-station of Conde Nast, who also owns Ars Technica.

I read their COVID coverage since my family "loves how scientifically minded these people are." Their science reporter makes multiple mentions to what's going to happen in "The After Times" (as if humanity never, ever experienced anything like this before now), and the magazine regularly markets "how to double-mask effectively" and "best masks to wear when doing full sprints outside in 90 degree heat."

My family gushes over how wise they are. If I get particularly cranky, it's because this shit affects me personally.

Posted by: Homer's Donuts at April 28, 2021 03:43 PM (HK8/E)

169 Have we reached peak retard yet?
Are you quite sure there isn't a retard singularity or event horizon?

Posted by: pep at April 28, 2021 03:43 PM (v16oJ)

170 It's fine in a scifi action film about robots from the future. It's a bit different when you realize that it's an outgrowth of the Wachowskis' political philosophy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at April 28, 2021 03:43 PM (LvTSG)

Well they're lunatic trannies so...

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at April 28, 2021 03:43 PM (z5Vrg)

171 Bologna is made from lips and assholes.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 28, 2021 03:43 PM (xfb67)

172 Nobody likes meatEverybody hates meatThink I'll go eat worms.

Posted by: Roadkill Cafe at April 28, 2021 03:44 PM (Tnijr)

173 I'm so glad they worked a "be better" in that tweet.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 28, 2021 03:44 PM (yL25O)

174 It was an odd choice, but pretty good.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 28, 2021 03:26 PM (Uh2oA)

It's an excellent choice. Most anything that swims or lurks is great alfredo.

Posted by: Marcus Gravey at April 28, 2021 03:44 PM (GlmxK)

175 "I thought the "fact checkers" came out and said that NO, Joe Biden is not going to take my burger away?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr."

Fact: Joe Biden will not personally come you your house and forcibly take the beef out of your refrigerator so it was all deemed right wing paranoia.

Posted by: Ripley at April 28, 2021 03:44 PM (MxEKc)

176 Do you know that the world's termites make twice as much evil greenhouse global warming climate changing gas as the world's cows do, today?
Posted by: Your Betters at April 28, 2021 03:41 PM (P1f+c)

Look up the Termite Fields in Brazil.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 28, 2021 03:44 PM (2DOZq)

177 I like that one!

Posted by: Weasel at April 28, 2021 03:41 PM (MVjcR)

The cocksuckers would spike trees so the mill workers would get hurt. So they started to X-Ray trees, and the scum switched to ceramic spikes.


They are evil bastards. And cowards.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2021 03:44 PM (Q9lwr)

178 5 They want you to live in a pod. They want you to eat bugs.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 28, 2021 03:24 PM (jOcSX)

...

On a train. Endlessly circling a frozen world.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 28, 2021 03:44 PM (yL25O)

179 Is there any money in running a food recipe website? It's not like recipes are hard to find on the internet. Same goes for movie reviews. Who would pay to read a movie review these days? We're soaking in 'em.

Posted by: Durable Yet Minimal gp-Based Barrier at April 28, 2021 03:45 PM (qpX6U)

180 Every plant-based "meat" product I have seen is full of sodium

Salt isn't that bad for you but yeah its an indication of how bad something tastes if its oversalted. That and butter are the secret weapons of how to make something meh taste better for bad chefs.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2021 03:45 PM (KZzsI)

181 Fact: Joe Biden will not personally come you your house and forcibly
take the beef out of your refrigerator so it was all deemed right wing
paranoia.

He wanted to but his handlers were afraid he wouldn't be able to figure out how to open the frig door.

Posted by: pep at April 28, 2021 03:45 PM (v16oJ)

182 Well, evidently this guy hasn't given up eating meat, or at least selling it to help his sick mom get her dream vacation. Nice "Sunny Skyz" story:

https://tinyurl.com/5mazxfff

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2021 03:45 PM (7hF2c)

183 I AM NOT FUCKING EATING BUGS!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 28, 2021 03:45 PM (kTF2Z)

184 Fine by me. I'll eat their tasty animals.

Posted by: 4 at April 28, 2021 03:45 PM (KnJdm)

185 How long before the Green Bay Packers will be forced to change the team name?
Posted by: Pete Seria


They've already had to drop "Fudge" from their name.....will cancel culture EVER stop? Geez.....

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 28, 2021 03:46 PM (Zz0t1)

186 My family gushes over how wise they are. If I get particularly cranky, it's because this shit affects me personally.
Posted by: Homer's Donuts at April 28, 2021 03:43 PM (HK8/E)



Yeesh. I don't know how you stand it.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 28, 2021 03:46 PM (Ez6QX)

187 In the not too distant future eating a hamburger while reading the constitution will be done in basements and in secret.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at April 28, 2021 03:46 PM (kQUDo)

188 When NASA was first preparing to send astronauts to space, they didn't know if people could poop in space or how that whole process would work, so they set out to find the most digestible food, the food that the body would absorb the most of and produce the smallest amount of poop. NASA found that prime rib was the food that the human body absorbed the most and produced the least waste.

Posted by: wodun at April 28, 2021 03:46 PM (lFga6)

189 all that this means is that Epicurious is transitioning into a fru-fru elitist website that nobody except fru-fru soyboys trying to impress each other even knows exists.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 28, 2021 03:46 PM (trdmm)

190 It's fine in a scifi action film about robots from the future. It's a bit different when you realize that it's an outgrowth of the Wachowskis' political philosophy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at April 28, 2021 03:43 PM (LvTSG

Look at the 'diversity' of the surviving human population.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 28, 2021 03:46 PM (2DOZq)

191 King of the Hill, Dale Gribble:

"Earth First -- Make Mars Our Bitch!"

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 28, 2021 03:46 PM (PiwSw)

192 PSA and off topic like mad.
No cows involved.
Please note in the sidebar the PNWMoMe June 11 through 12/13.
Itr's going to involve camping with no electricity, running water or set parking spaces.
Contact Mark for details but it's a gorgeous spot along the Columbia River.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at April 28, 2021 03:46 PM (NZjhK)

193 164 l've read that the Biden Cabal wants to limit how much meat a person can purchase a month to roughly 4 lbs. I read a tweet by Don Trump Jr. mocking this by saying that he thinks he eats about 4 lbs. of meat a day. This is all under the guise of climate change.

Posted by: Cheri at April 28, 2021 03:43 PM (oiNtH)
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I believe the "suggestion" was 4 lbs annually.

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at April 28, 2021 03:46 PM (QRMQJ)

194 Now looked when I came in from outside 5 minutes ago and this didn't show up

Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2021 03:46 PM (Cxk7w)

195 Oh, and yes, I love bacon. But I hate everything else (except burgers).

Posted by: InCali at April 28, 2021 03:46 PM (ov5G+)

196 179 Is there any money in running a food recipe website? It's not like recipes are hard to find on the internet. Same goes for movie reviews. Who would pay to read a movie review these days? We're soaking in 'em.
Posted by: Durable Yet Minimal gp-Based Barrier at April 28, 2021 03:45 PM (qpX6U)

===========

*plays with keys to gold plated Bentley while drinking 35 year old scotch to wash out the taste of that 30 year old scotch which displeased by palette*

I do not know what you are talking about.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at April 28, 2021 03:46 PM (LvTSG)

197 My carbuncles are killin' me, man.

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 28, 2021 03:47 PM (sWM8x)

198 95...They are texting me. I am texting them back.
Posted by: Weasel at April 28, 2021 03:34 PM (MVjcR)

How fun! What are you saying to them?

Posted by: Flyover at April 28, 2021 03:47 PM (Rbu5d)

199 One more caves, with the same excruciatingly abject niceness as all the rest. A true pandemic of stupid gutlessness. It's now clear that any staple of tradition and normalcy will be targeted.

Posted by: Homo Viator at April 28, 2021 03:47 PM (QGFQo)

200 So the whole "Meet the Meat" scene...

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2021 03:47 PM (H2KIV)

201 Destroy all the things in the name of Woke! All hail Woke!

Just shoot me now.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at April 28, 2021 03:47 PM (ptqGC)

202 Sigh...generally speaking, cattle are grazed on land ill-suited to grow human crops. Getting rid of the cattle means adopting one, or more, of the following policies:

1. Raise non-cattle food animals - which leaves the "problem" unresolved.
2. Clear cut land which can support human foodstuffs.
3. Reduce the human population...significantly.
4. Force people to eat frankenfoods.

Someone should ask these people which approach they are advocating.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 28, 2021 03:47 PM (U7wke)

203 Wait, its not even a magazine, its just a blog with recipes? Heh. Heh heh heh heh

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2021 03:47 PM (KZzsI)

204 On a train. Endlessly circling a frozen world.
Posted by: TexasDan at April 28, 2021 03:44 PM (yL25O)


That is the dumbest premise for a movie...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 28, 2021 03:47 PM (PiwSw)

205 180 Every plant-based "meat" product I have seen is full of sodium

Salt isn't that bad for you but yeah its an indication of how bad something tastes if its oversalted. That and butter are the secret weapons of how to make something meh taste better for bad chefs.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2021 03:45 PM (KZzsI)

==========

The best cauliflower I ever had was approximately 50% butter.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at April 28, 2021 03:47 PM (LvTSG)

206 I seem to remember reading somewhere, or I may be mistaken, is that the prime producer of methane on the planet were termites. They eat wood and then produce prodigious amounts of methane.

Posted by: Old Blue - Round Headed Bald Kid at April 28, 2021 03:48 PM (VNmG1)

207 Folks here occasionally mention the fact that Bill Gates is going around quietly buying up large chunks of farmland. Imma guess he's not planning to be a cattle rancher.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 28, 2021 03:48 PM (dfRN6)

208 I'm confident that Epicurious will still publish recipes how to prepare sturgeon eggs, aka caviar, for the Elite to enjoy.
Sturgeon are endangered in many parts of the world, in case you didn't know. Coincidentally those areas produce the best caviar.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 28, 2021 03:48 PM (sy5kK)

209 I'm not even a big meat consumer and I think this is bullshit.

If they had started out being a vegetarian or vegan website, it's one thing...but to pull this virtue signaling stunt they can KMIA. Which is not very beefy these days.

Posted by: kallisto at April 28, 2021 03:48 PM (DJFLF)

210 The solution to this problem is feed all the cattle Beano.

Posted by: wth at April 28, 2021 03:48 PM (v0R5T)

211 As always, we hope to inspire home cooks to be better, smarter, and happier in the kitchen.

Has anyone else noticed how insistent these scolds are becoming? They keep telling us we all have to do all these things, watch these shows, read these books, speak this way, think this way, vote this way or else we're all just turrible people.

They certainly do seem to enjoy ordering us around, don't they?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at April 28, 2021 03:48 PM (HaL55)

212 Hy, I picked up a used copy of Clive Cussler's Ghost Ship today. Fucking Ghost Ship, dudes.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 28, 2021 03:48 PM (/MaDp)

213 Hey everybody.

Aaaaand now I'm hungry for a burger from Wendy's. Thanks Epicurious! I think I'll ask for it extra bloody.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2021 03:48 PM (L2ZTs)

214 Just wanted to retreat to a suburb, grill and wait for the storm to pass? Sorry, the revolution will find you wherever you try to hide.

It sounds silly now--just like the tranny takeover of culture did 5 years ago--but 5 years from now this will be the latest fashionable mainstream virtue.

Eat the bugs; live in the pod; worship the tranny. God knows, the Right is not going to grow a spine over this any more than they have for anything else in the last 50 years.

Posted by: BunnyFooFoo at April 28, 2021 03:48 PM (0Uf+z)

215 Anyone who self describes as a foodie must be laughed at bigly.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at April 28, 2021 03:49 PM (kQUDo)

216 Winston, I saw the notice and good for all of you.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2021 03:49 PM (bohSL)

217 212 Hy, I picked up a used copy of Clive Cussler's Ghost Ship today. Fucking Ghost Ship, dudes.
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 28, 2021 03:48 PM (/MaDp)

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I don't think I've heard of this.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at April 28, 2021 03:49 PM (LvTSG)

218 201 Destroy all the things in the name of Woke! All hail Woke!

Just shoot me now.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at April 28, 2021 03:47 PM (ptqGC)

*adds name to list*

Posted by: EFF BEE EYE at April 28, 2021 03:49 PM (sy5kK)

219 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2021 03:45 PM (7hF2c

.....

Saw that story the other night.

Sadly, my first thought was "I wonder how long before they fine that guy for selling out of an unlicensed kitchen."

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 28, 2021 03:49 PM (rGDp/)

220 Joe XiDen, be careful. I used to have a published column a few years ago called The Fast Foodie. :-)

Not every "foodie" is a snob. (Although I did go after KFC bigly for their lack of quality.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2021 03:49 PM (L2ZTs)

221 208 I'm confident that Epicurious will still publish recipes how to prepare sturgeon eggs, aka caviar, for the Elite to enjoy.
Sturgeon are endangered in many parts of the world, in case you didn't know. Coincidentally those areas produce the best caviar.
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The Caspian is a filthy sea. I've sailed it. Just saying. Its the dumping ground for the Volga.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 28, 2021 03:49 PM (/MaDp)

222 Anything that cuts down other people eating my ribeyes is a good thing.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 28, 2021 03:50 PM (JoqOt)

223 207 Folks here occasionally mention the fact that Bill Gates is going around quietly buying up large chunks of farmland. Imma guess he's not planning to be a cattle rancher.
---
He owns more US farm land than any other individual. I read yesterday that he's now No. 1 in Turkey, too.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 28, 2021 03:50 PM (sWM8x)

224 "the prime producer of methane on the planet were termites"..
.Then we eat the termites. Problem solved.

Posted by: Roadkill Cafe at April 28, 2021 03:50 PM (Tnijr)

225 "Someone should ask these people which approach they are advocating.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic"

That would seriously lower your social credit rating and deemed a conspiracy nut.

Posted by: Ripley at April 28, 2021 03:50 PM (MxEKc)

226 I also have had set since last fall, an appointment for dinner this August at Ruths-Chris in Irvine.

Still looking forward to it, although I also really want to try Stubrik's steakhouse in Brea.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2021 03:50 PM (L2ZTs)

227 217 212 Hy, I picked up a used copy of Clive Cussler's Ghost Ship today. Fucking Ghost Ship, dudes.
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 28, 2021 03:48 PM (/MaDp)

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I don't think I've heard of this.
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Jeebus James, watch the movie.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 28, 2021 03:50 PM (/MaDp)

228 India is against eating beef, while China is strongly pro-burger. End anti-China hate, and support meat eating.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 28, 2021 03:51 PM (etvYi)

229 Epicurious is a sub-station of Conde Nast, who also owns Ars Technica.

Posted by: Homer's Donuts at April 28, 2021 03:43 PM (HK8/E)

Ars Technica went long on the Russian Hacked the election, Crowd Strike said so. That's when I knew that they ceased being a useful source of information and traversed into agit prop. So it is not surprising to see them associated with this trash heap.

Posted by: 4 at April 28, 2021 03:51 PM (KnJdm)

230 On a train. Endlessly circling a frozen world.
Posted by: TexasDan at April 28, 2021 03:44 PM (yL25O)


That is the dumbest premise for a movie...
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 28, 2021 03:47 PM (PiwSw)

Yep. That was my problem, I just couldn't buy the premise.

They should have set the movie in a space station or space ship.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at April 28, 2021 03:51 PM (ifmtJ)

231 no more meat? OK meatbag.

Posted by: x4 at April 28, 2021 03:51 PM (oA+QO)

232 >>>207 Folks here occasionally mention the fact that Bill Gates is going around quietly buying up large chunks of farmland. Imma guess he's not planning to be a cattle rancher.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 28, 2021 03:48 PM (dfRN6)

One wonders who he expects to enforce his ownership of this land.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 28, 2021 03:51 PM (b8eqQ)

233 227 I don't think I've heard of this.
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Jeebus James, watch the movie.
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 28, 2021 03:50 PM (/MaDp)

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It's in the queue. #338.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at April 28, 2021 03:51 PM (LvTSG)

234 >>They want you to live in a pod. They want you to eat bugs.


That /pol/ refrain is not crazy.
They've been busy normalizing eating bugs for a few years now (more than before, since it's always been on the fringes).

Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2021 03:51 PM (bDqIh)

235 233 227 I don't think I've heard of this.
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Jeebus James, watch the movie.
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 28, 2021 03:50 PM (/MaDp)

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It's in the queue. #338.
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Man, you're in for a treat.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 28, 2021 03:52 PM (/MaDp)

236
I AM NOT FUCKING EATING BUGS! Posted by Duke Lowell

Alex, I'll take "Shit I'd Never Say" for 500.

Posted by: Elmer Fudd at April 28, 2021 03:52 PM (cCxiu)

237 Feeders of Vaal 2021 edition...

"All who eat meet get thrown into Vaal!"

"Hey you mean Vaal eats meat?"

"Kill the heretic!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2021 03:52 PM (H2KIV)

238 Folks here occasionally mention the fact that Bill Gates is going around quietly buying up large chunks of farmland. Imma guess he's not planning to be a cattle rancher.
---
He owns more US farm land than any other individual. I read yesterday that he's now No. 1 in Turkey, too.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 28, 2021 03:50 PM (sWM8x)


That's disturbing.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 28, 2021 03:52 PM (Ez6QX)

239
Love the White Offal Burger cartoon, EpiCurious!
Or is that a Suet Sammich?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 28, 2021 03:52 PM (pNxlR)

240 Triangle was a pretty good movie, it's no Ghost Ship but what is?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at April 28, 2021 03:52 PM (ifmtJ)

241 I like the WIL videos, but I'm disappointed that fossil fuels were cast as the bad guys.

Posted by: Emmie at April 28, 2021 03:52 PM (ofYez)

242 He owns more US farm land than any other individual. I read yesterday that he's now No. 1 in Turkey, too.

Well, that's a fucking scary thought.

Posted by: Jewells45 is having a sale! at April 28, 2021 03:53 PM (nxdel)

243 235 It's in the queue. #338.
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Man, you're in for a treat.
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 28, 2021 03:52 PM (/MaDp)

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Netflix's best guess rating for me based on my thousands of ratings in their system is 2.1/5.

I'm mostly just curious at this point.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at April 28, 2021 03:53 PM (LvTSG)

244 >>> 234 >>They want you to live in a pod. They want you to eat bugs.


That /pol/ refrain is not crazy.
They've been busy normalizing eating bugs for a few years now (more than before, since it's always been on the fringes).
Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2021 03:51 PM (bDqIh)

Scoldilocks can eat bugs.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 28, 2021 03:53 PM (b8eqQ)

245 One wonders who he expects to enforce his ownership of this land.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 28, 2021 03:51 PM (b8eqQ)

.....

The robots.

If you don't have an EMP, the future looks bleak.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 28, 2021 03:53 PM (rGDp/)

246 King of the Hill, Dale Gribble:

"Earth First -- Make Mars Our Bitch!"
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 28, 2021 03:46 PM (PiwSw)

One of his all time greatest quotes (he had a lot of them).

Posted by: Lord Squirrel at April 28, 2021 03:53 PM (ZIoLS)

247 Eat Moar Soy!


There's a wonderful local cattle farm a few miles from me that sells their amazing beef locally. Epiwokeness can eat a bag of cattle testicles.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at April 28, 2021 03:53 PM (ptqGC)

248
I AM NOT FUCKING EATING BUGS! Posted by Duke Lowell

Dr Suess's best book.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 28, 2021 03:53 PM (OcETR)

249 I tend to purchase meat bundles from my local butcher. Much cheaper and better quality than the supermarket. I'm now thinking I will purchase an additional freezer.
I'm also fortunate to live where deer and elk are abundant.
People will always find a way to find meat. For godsake, we are carnivores!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 28, 2021 03:54 PM (5SOal)

250 243 235 It's in the queue. #338.
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Man, you're in for a treat.
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 28, 2021 03:52 PM (/MaDp)

===========

Netflix's best guess rating for me based on my thousands of ratings in their system is 2.1/5.

I'm mostly just curious at this point.
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You're going to love the ballroom scene.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 28, 2021 03:54 PM (/MaDp)

251 Then we eat the termites. Problem solved.


Posted by: Roadkill Cafe at April 28, 2021 03:50 PM (Tnijr)

Nope. They eat the termites. I eat Beef! It's what's for dinner.

Posted by: Old Blue - Round Headed Bald Kid at April 28, 2021 03:54 PM (VNmG1)

252 They should have set the movie in a space station or space ship.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at April 28, 2021 03:51 PM (ifmtJ)

Syfy has the movie or mini-series where a bunch of people were on a generational voyage to colonize a distant planet and they went all Lord of the Flies. Spoiler, they weren't even in space, they were on a simulator on Earth and were having tests run on them.

I thought the premise was good, but don't remember much about the movies.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 28, 2021 03:54 PM (xfb67)

253 241 In fact, raising crops may use fossil fuels less efficiently than raising livestock. I don't know this, but it seems everything works out opposite from what leftists complain about.

Posted by: Emmie at April 28, 2021 03:54 PM (ofYez)

254 Epiwokeness can eat a bag of cattle testicles.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at April 28, 2021 03:53 PM (ptqGC)


They're called Calf Fries.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 28, 2021 03:54 PM (Zz0t1)

255 I guess epicurious is not scrubbing the past beef recipes because their Provencale Daube is still online.

Thank God for Paula Deen.

Posted by: kallisto at April 28, 2021 03:54 PM (DJFLF)

256 Just checked Patterico. He's pretty much all-in on FBI harassing anyone to death who ever said anything nice about DJT.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2021 03:54 PM (L2ZTs)

257 >>> 248
I AM NOT FUCKING EATING BUGS! Posted by Duke Lowell

Dr Suess's best book.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 28, 2021 03:53 PM (OcETR)

Oh so THAT'S why they canceled him.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 28, 2021 03:54 PM (b8eqQ)

258 Debbie Schlussel did a great rant on this last night on her show on BEK TV, she's a hoot! and, she tweeted Epicurious but I can't find it now, something like they aren't epi curious they are PETAcurious, lol

Posted by: old chick at April 28, 2021 03:54 PM (sOete)

259 232 >>>207 Folks here occasionally mention the fact that Bill Gates is going around quietly buying up large chunks of farmland. Imma guess he's not planning to be a cattle rancher.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 28, 2021 03:48 PM (dfRN6)

One wonders who he expects to enforce his ownership of this land.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 28, 2021 03:51 PM (b8eqQ)

Well, it'll be a bit easier for him than it was for teh Spanish Don whose stooge The Duke shot at the beginning of "Red River".

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 28, 2021 03:55 PM (dfRN6)

260 180 Christopher Taylor
Salt isn't that bad for you...

I cannot eat anything with high sodium content. Have not eaten out in over 13 months. I have to cook all my own food. I am an okay cook - not great. Sick of avocado.
Meniere's disease. 700 mg of sodium per day is alot!

(I used to eat a lot of sodium).

Posted by: Glenn John at April 28, 2021 03:55 PM (LilNs)

261 The forest fires burning the 100-year-old trees aren't a problem. That's carbon that was already in "the carbon cycle". It's the carbon that's been buried in the earth for millions of years getting added back to the cycle. That's bad. Say no to petroleum!!

Cows produce carbon (from grass that grew last month). Say no to cows!!

Posted by: The Same People at April 28, 2021 03:55 PM (P1f+c)

262 Bill is now a misanthrope without being a humanitarian.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2021 03:55 PM (7hF2c)

263 Please note in the sidebar the PNWMoMe June 11 through 12/13.
Itr's going to involve camping with no electricity, running water or set parking spaces.
Contact Mark for details but it's a gorgeous spot along the Columbia River.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at April 28, 2021 03:46 PM (NZjhK)

This is all true. Lovely location. I may be bringing a German Shepherd puppy...if the damn thing will start behaving.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at April 28, 2021 03:55 PM (ifmtJ)

264 Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE MITT ROMNEY at April 28, 2021 03:54 PM (Pzzpr)


You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at April 28, 2021 03:55 PM (Zz0t1)

265 Anyone else starting to think that Bill Gates is the Antichrist?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 28, 2021 03:55 PM (kTF2Z)

266 One wonders who he expects to enforce his ownership of this land.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 28, 2021 03:51 PM (b8eqQ)

I was thinking the same thing.

Posted by: 4 at April 28, 2021 03:55 PM (KnJdm)

267 which of the prominent foodies will now jump on the NO BEEF Wokewagon?

My first pick is Rachel Ray

Posted by: kallisto at April 28, 2021 03:55 PM (DJFLF)

268 We test marketed the Impossumable Burger but response was flat.

Posted by: Roadkill Cafe at April 28, 2021 03:56 PM (Tnijr)

269 Time to link the vid of the vegetarian gal that tried beef, liked it so much she became a butcher.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at April 28, 2021 03:56 PM (Y7bjQ)

270 So what is the plan? Put cows on birth control? Kill the cows and don't eat them? Let the roam free on the streets like India? Do these people think cattle are going to just stop reproducing?
Calves have natural predators in the USA, but cows and bulls don't-besides us.

Posted by: Drc at April 28, 2021 03:56 PM (vbaSG)

271 Ben Had
Thank you. It'd be lovely to have you come out for the fun.
There will be beef cooked, bourbon consumed and cigars smoked.
Tales will be told and we can make sport of the climbers who use the area for practice.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at April 28, 2021 03:56 PM (NZjhK)

272 He owns more US farm land than any other individual. I read yesterday that he's now No. 1 in Turkey, too.


he got a title policy from Taqiyya Title.

Posted by: x4 at April 28, 2021 03:56 PM (oA+QO)

273 260 Well, it'll be a bit easier for him than it was for teh Spanish Don whose stooge The Duke shot at the beginning of "Red River".
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 28, 2021 03:55 PM (dfRN6)

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Ah, Howard Hawks...

I finished his last silent film last night (Fazil), and will be watching his first talkie tonight (The Dawn Patrol). I can't find a copy of Trent's Last Case, so I'm skipping that.

This has been more fun that I imagined it would be. Hawks starts much more strongly than Hitchcock did, who started directing at about the same time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at April 28, 2021 03:56 PM (LvTSG)

274 Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE MITT ROMNEY at April 28, 2021 03:55 PM (Pzzpr)


You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at April 28, 2021 03:56 PM (Zz0t1)

275
On a train. Endlessly circling a frozen world.
Posted by: TexasDan


Are we talking about Fred Silverman's baby, "Supertrain"?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 28, 2021 03:56 PM (pNxlR)

276
Folks here occasionally mention the fact that Bill Gates is going around quietly buying up large chunks of farmland. Imma guess he's not planning to be a cattle rancher.

Didn't Ted Turner used to have lots of land and raise bison on it?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2021 03:57 PM (63Dwl)

277 In the end the Woke will be cannibals too.

Posted by: torabora at April 28, 2021 03:57 PM (GgMUg)

278
The Fed Chairman, Jerome Powell, confirmed what I've been warning about. They're not going to taper. He assures us inflation will be transitory, nothing to worry about, and he's gonna keep rates at zero. IOW, keep the printers going steady as she goes.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 28, 2021 03:57 PM (Mzdiz)

279 Giada might go NO BEEF, but she'll always have a fondness for the meat missile.

Posted by: kallisto at April 28, 2021 03:57 PM (DJFLF)

280
Are we talking about Fred Silverman's baby, "Supertrain"?

Fun show, as fun as The Big Bus.

Posted by: Senator Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at April 28, 2021 03:57 PM (a7obE)

281 So they will still have a good marinade for pork roast when I look?

I'm kidding, Epicurious, I won't be looking on your site.

Posted by: fluffy at April 28, 2021 03:57 PM (UnQlg)

282 So what is the plan? Put cows on birth control? Kill the cows and don't eat them? Let the roam free on the streets like India? Do these people think cattle are going to just stop reproducing?
Calves have natural predators in the USA, but cows and bulls don't-besides us.
Posted by: Drc

Extinction. Farmers/ranchers won't spend the money to raise them if they can't sell them.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2021 03:57 PM (OCTRt)

283 Ah, Howard Hawks...

I finished his last silent film last night (Fazil), and will be watching his first talkie tonight (The Dawn Patrol). I can't find a copy of Trent's Last Case, so I'm skipping that.

This has been more fun that I imagined it would be. Hawks starts much more strongly than Hitchcock did, who started directing at about the same time.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at April 28, 2021 03:56 PM (LvTSG)

Howard Hawks is maybe my favorite director. Top two, easily. I look forward to chatting about his work.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at April 28, 2021 03:57 PM (ifmtJ)

284 I guess epicurious is not scrubbing the past beef recipes because their Provencale Daube is still online.



Posted by: kallisto at April 28, 2021 03:54 PM (DJFLF)


I am guessing that they are looking to corner the market on bags of dicks recipes.

Posted by: 4 at April 28, 2021 03:58 PM (KnJdm)

285 "My first pick is Rachel Ray

Posted by: kallisto"
.She is a cute little dumpling but to be fair it would not hurt her to lay off the cheeseburgers now and then.

Posted by: Roadkill Cafe at April 28, 2021 03:58 PM (Tnijr)

286 Hey everybody.

Aaaaand now I'm hungry for a burger from Wendy's.
Thanks Epicurious! I think I'll ask for it extra bloody.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2021 03:48 PM (L2ZTs)


========

Gonna put that new bidet to the test, eh QDP?

Posted by: Doof (who has bidet envy) at April 28, 2021 03:58 PM (mZUr4)

287 Generation ship stories?
Slow Train to Arcturus
Ship of Shadows

Anime: MegaZone 23

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2021 03:58 PM (H2KIV)

288 In our glorious future Safeway and Walmart won't see beef...but the high end bistros in DC still will.
For the children of course.


Posted by: The Biden Junta at April 28, 2021 03:58 PM (JMMlQ)

289 Giada might go NO BEEF, but she'll always have a fondness for the meat missile.
Posted by: kallisto at April 28, 2021 03:57 PM (DJFLF)


And she'll ride it all night long.....

Posted by: Bobby's Flay at April 28, 2021 03:58 PM (Zz0t1)

290 EpiIncurious is the new name.
New recipes? Not curious.

Posted by: DeputySlimChiply at April 28, 2021 03:58 PM (mBTzf)

291 which of the prominent foodies will now jump on the NO BEEF Wokewagon?

My first pick is Rachel Ray
Posted by: kallisto at April 28, 2021 03:55 PM (DJFLF)


Giada. She barely eats as it is.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 28, 2021 03:58 PM (Ez6QX)

292 When NASA was first preparing to send astronauts to space, they didn't
know if people could poop in space or how that whole process would work,
so they set out to find the most digestible food, the food that the
body would absorb the most of and produce the smallest amount of poop.
NASA found that prime rib was the food that the human body absorbed the
most and produced the least waste.


The official name was the Low Residue Diet. Low gravity does strange things to the human body because it isn't designed for it.

I've been binge-watching The Expanse and they point this out, putting the science in science-fiction.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at April 28, 2021 03:58 PM (HaL55)

293
these people is fucked in da head

Posted by: will choose a nic later at April 28, 2021 03:58 PM (bTQ72)

294 286 Howard Hawks is maybe my favorite director. Top two, easily. I look forward to chatting about his work.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at April 28, 2021 03:57 PM (ifmtJ)

=========

You think he directed The Thing?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at April 28, 2021 03:58 PM (LvTSG)

295 186 My family gushes over how wise they are. If I get particularly cranky, it's because this shit affects me personally.
Posted by: Homer's Donuts at April 28, 2021 03:43 PM (HK8/E)

Yeesh. I don't know how you stand it.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 28, 2021 03:46 PM

Going to work in the morning sitting right next to a left-wing lunatic who mentioned in public "we should ban old people from voting because they vote the wrong way," and then coming home to hear the latest drivel from Zombie Simpsons or those fuckstick hack late night snark preachers nearly killed me.

Thankfully I am in far better territory. Being able to rant to this blog has been a big help. The loneliness, especially after 2020, has been crippling at times.

Posted by: Homer's Donuts at April 28, 2021 03:58 PM (HK8/E)

296 Scoldilocks can eat bugs.


Here's the thing. Scoldilocks will be fine with YOU eating bugs, but probably has his/her own supply of beef. And if he/she does not, well, he/ she probably can afford it.

This is all about forcing their will and their rules on YOU. The rules do not apply to them. At all. We all know that.

The only way this will stop is if the non-woke start pushing back on social media and doing things like boycotting.

However, I doubt that will happen, since conservatives are too busy living their lives to do anything more than complain.

Posted by: Vyx at April 28, 2021 03:59 PM (tjZg/)

297 Doof, you said it!

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2021 03:59 PM (L2ZTs)

298 My first pick is Rachel Ray

Posted by: kallisto"



Ugh....she annoys me to no end....

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 28, 2021 03:59 PM (Zz0t1)

299 There ARE/WERE human groups that were essentially vegetarian or vegan. They were nt a robust lot, by and large. Their obsession was finding sources of protein. It has been theorized that human evolution took off when human diet started having animal protein as a staple. Bigger brains, more cognitive development. Maybe the Woke Crowd is looking for human devolution..

Posted by: kraken at April 28, 2021 03:59 PM (6Je/Q)

300 They're not going to taper. He assures us inflation will be transitory,
nothing to worry about, and he's gonna keep rates at zero. IOW, keep the
printers going steady as she goes.

Don't worry, killing off half the population will be a major deflationary event to balance it out.

Posted by: The Biden Junta at April 28, 2021 03:59 PM (JMMlQ)

301 While in Orlando last week, one day Dolley and I just collapsed in our hotel room at about 5 and we watched about 6 straight hours of Guy's Grocery Games on Food Network.

I don't think I've ever seen that much of that show combined before that night.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at April 28, 2021 03:59 PM (LvTSG)

302 I AM NOT FUCKING EATING BUGS! Posted by Duke Lowell
.......

Me neither. They get all over the sheets.

Posted by: wth at April 28, 2021 03:59 PM (v0R5T)

303


I wouldn't be surprised were the Bidenoids to insert themselves like pod people into every place they can that will limit beef consumption...just so they can say they havent mandated it.

They are shifty fucks and have learned.

But of course, Biden hasn't outlawed beef!! He did nothing of the sort.

They haven't installed racial politics in preschools! They've not mandated that!

Posted by: Senator Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at April 28, 2021 03:59 PM (a7obE)

304 I AM NOT FUCKING EATING BUGS!
Posted by Duke Lowell

Dr Suess's best book.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales


I will not eat the flying bees,
I will not eat the hopping fleas,
Extruded into cans named "Spam",
I will not eat them, Sooth I am!

Posted by: mikeski at April 28, 2021 04:00 PM (P1f+c)

305
But in all seriousness, they feel it necessary to signal this particular virtue, which means it's being signaled through their own in-group, which is the media, which is in lock-step with the Party and State. So this will be law soon.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 28, 2021 04:00 PM (Uh2oA)

306 Howard Hawks is maybe my favorite director. Top two, easily. I look forward to chatting about his work.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at April 28, 2021 03:57 PM (ifmtJ)

=========

You think he directed The Thing?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at April 28, 2021 03:58 PM (LvTSG)

The Thing from Another Planet? Yeah, the overlapping dialog and the male camaraderie is a dead giveaway.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at April 28, 2021 04:00 PM (ifmtJ)

307 We test marketed the Impossumable Burger but response was flat.
Posted by: Roadkill Cafe at April 28, 2021 03:56 PM (Tnijr)

I actually live in a town that has a Roadkill Cafe. It's pretty tasty as long as you don't ask questions about their "catch of the day."

Posted by: Lord Squirrel at April 28, 2021 04:00 PM (ZIoLS)

308 The robots.



If you don't have an EMP, the future looks bleak.
=====================
Next, Gates will announce he's engineered himself into a self-reproducing hermaphrodite and he's going to live on his vast acreage alone, reproducing as needed. He will fulfill the weirdest part of Asimov's vision of the future, Solaria.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 28, 2021 04:00 PM (etvYi)

309 The loneliness, especially after 2020, has been crippling at times.
Mission accomplished!

Posted by: Fauci and Friends at April 28, 2021 04:01 PM (JMMlQ)

310 The best way to save the planet is for the left-wing wackos self-delete themselves.

Posted by: Fedup at April 28, 2021 04:01 PM (68ya+)

311
I will not eat the flying bees,
I will not eat the hopping fleas,
Extruded into cans named "Spam",
I will not eat them, Sooth I am!
Posted by: mikeski


Ha!

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 28, 2021 04:01 PM (OcETR)

312 Cotton picking is vegan.

Asking for a friend here.

Posted by: torabora at April 28, 2021 04:01 PM (GgMUg)

313 This is not absurd enough. I'm going to need another candidate for the Absurdity of the Day.

Posted by: f'd at April 28, 2021 04:01 PM (Tnijr)

314 I sure hope no one from Epifabulous decides to read "Lucifer's Hammer." The dietary habits of the clan led by the black criminal might upset someone.

Posted by: some guy out west at April 28, 2021 04:01 PM (nyFPf)

315 I wonder if the Food Channel is going to cancel their BBQ cook off challenge shows.

That show will get a meat eater to salivate like Pavlov's dog at a Christmas bell musical.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 28, 2021 04:02 PM (2DOZq)

316 285 So what is the plan? Put cows on birth control? Kill the cows and don't eat them? Let the roam free on the streets like India? Do these people think cattle are going to just stop reproducing?
Calves have natural predators in the USA, but cows and bulls don't-besides us.
Posted by: Drc

Extinction. Farmers/ranchers won't spend the money to raise them if they can't sell them.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2021 03:57 PM (OCTRt)

That's the idea, IMO. Beef cattle nowadays are not at all like the cattle of the past, much like wild vs domestic turkeys.

Posted by: kraken at April 28, 2021 04:02 PM (6Je/Q)

317 >>Maybe the Woke Crowd is looking for human devolution..


This would not surprise me one bit. Michelle Obama's school lunches limited protein, too. Don't let the kids grow big and strong by eating a lot of mean/protein.

The lifting bros on twitter are all over things like oat milk and seed oils being really bad for you.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2021 04:02 PM (bDqIh)

318 I AM NOT FUCKING EATING BUGS!


LOL. Just like "I will not wear a mask." Or "I will not be quarantined."

Unless something unexpected happens, we'll all be at home, wearing masks, living off UBI, eating bugs, hoping upon hope that the BLM police don't show up at our door and disappear us.

Posted by: Vyx at April 28, 2021 04:02 PM (tjZg/)

319 In my local grocery store the fake meats section is always well stocked even when the real meats have been sold out (thanks Fauci!).
Someone is paying to have this stuff spoil in grocery stores. I mean...it does spoil right?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2021 04:02 PM (JMMlQ)

320 >>>which of the prominent foodies will now jump on the NO BEEF Wokewagon?<<<
>Ramsey will cut portions in half and double the price. And put butter on it.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 28, 2021 04:03 PM (2goRJ)

321 309 The Thing from Another Planet? Yeah, the overlapping dialog and the male camaraderie is a dead giveaway.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at April 28, 2021 04:00 PM (ifmtJ)

=========

Christian Nyby took offense to the idea that Hawks was directing. Yeah, he was on set as producer for Nyby's first directorial feature since he had developed a relationship with Hawks as his editor, but he insists that he made the decisions as director, not Hawks.

I own it, and I'll watch it in the timeline along with Hawks' work, but I think I'm going to attribute it to Nyby as credited.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at April 28, 2021 04:03 PM (LvTSG)

322 Ahhh...

I see MUMR 6.0 has arrived.

Yer a bit late fella but welcome to the party!

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at April 28, 2021 04:03 PM (uxUoN)

323 Essentially the Woke want a carbon free society.
Imagine what that would look like. Heart of stone indeed.

Posted by: torabora at April 28, 2021 04:03 PM (GgMUg)

324 "Cotton picking is vegan."

The innuendo is delicious, nevertheless.

Posted by: some guy out west at April 28, 2021 04:03 PM (nyFPf)

325 You can tell RayKon to eat a dick and die, but he'd just take it as a challenge.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 28, 2021 04:03 PM (pAjZN)

326 Man, 70, is killed by 60,000 'very aggressive' bees while mowing his lawn in Texas: Wife is hospitalized after trying to save him


Posted by: will choose a nic later at April 28, 2021 04:03 PM (bTQ72)

327
Unless something unexpected happens, we'll all be at home, wearing masks, living off UBI, eating bugs, hoping upon hope that the BLM police don't show up at our door and disappear us.
Posted by: Vyx at April 28, 2021 04:02 PM (tjZg/)

Very, very likely outcome. Not the only possible one, but the probable one.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 28, 2021 04:03 PM (Uh2oA)

328 Bill Gates will upload his consciousness into a server farm running Windows XIII which will then BSOD

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2021 04:03 PM (H2KIV)

329 The lifting bros on twitter are all over things like oat milk and seed oils being really bad for you.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2021 04:02 PM (bDqIh)

I read that as cat milk and was thinking that you probably can't get much milk from a cat.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 28, 2021 04:03 PM (xfb67)

330 I see this sign on my way home
Beyond Meat
I suspected this
https://www.beyondmeat.com/

Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2021 04:03 PM (Cxk7w)

331 which of the prominent foodies will now jump on the NO BEEF Wokewagon?

===============

Not me -- BAM!!!!!

Posted by: Emeril at April 28, 2021 04:04 PM (mZUr4)

332 Mark
Bring the puppy. I'm sure this crowd will get him to behave.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at April 28, 2021 04:04 PM (NZjhK)

333 Someone is paying to have this stuff spoil in grocery stores. I mean...it does spoil right?
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2021 04:02 PM (JMMlQ)

----------

Hahahahaha! Oh, you're serious.

Posted by: Twinkies at April 28, 2021 04:04 PM (+hPIb)

334 The left: I WON'T TOUCH GMO FRAKENFOODS!
Also the left: Give me that chemically processed fake meat. YUM!
Also, also the left: And I'll take a couple shots of that experimental gene therapy too if you don't mind.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2021 04:04 PM (JMMlQ)

335 >>But in all seriousness, they feel it necessary to signal this particular virtue, which means it's being signaled through their own in-group, which is the media, which is in lock-step with the Party and State. So this will be law soon.


Exactly.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2021 04:04 PM (bDqIh)

336 What do I care if crazy people starve themselves of the good things in life?

Remember Bob Hope's (IIRC) joke about California legalizing homosexuality? That's why.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 28, 2021 04:04 PM (qc+VF)

337 Extinction. Farmers/ranchers won't spend the money to raise them if they can't sell them.

----
That means let the herds starve by eliminating range land.

Posted by: Drc at April 28, 2021 04:04 PM (vbaSG)

338
Very, very likely outcome. Not the only possible one, but the probable one.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


You get it. I hope I'm wrong and The Universe throws us a curve ball. But I'm not betting on it.

Posted by: Vyx at April 28, 2021 04:04 PM (tjZg/)

339
The Apollo advanced space toilet system was basically a plastic bag. Imaging having to take a dump with two other guys crammed in a space about the size of an SUV interior.

See the famous floating turd incident of Apollo 10. Crew was John Young, Gene Cernan, and Thomas Stafford. This was the dress rehearsal mission for the actual landing of a Apollo 11.

You can find the transcripts of the incident online. They noticed a turd floating around the capsule on the way to the Moon.

All three denied it was their own.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 28, 2021 04:04 PM (Mzdiz)

340 The fun will be when all the farm-to-table, no-GMO, organic only-no growth hormones types have to start preaching that you need to eat bio-engineered, lab-grown soy-meat to maintain their virtuosity.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 28, 2021 04:05 PM (rGDp/)

341 Shopping for groceries in "Soylent Green" wasn't supposed to be a premonition.

Posted by: some guy out west at April 28, 2021 04:05 PM (nyFPf)

342 I cannot eat anything with high sodium content.

Yeah, obviously its bad for anyone who is you know, allergic to or has a condition that makes salt bad for them.

Its just one of those things some crap study in the 80s claimed and everyone has repeated without thinking or questioning ever since: "salt raises blood pressure and is bad for your heart"

Subsequent, much more careful and replicable studies have shown zero connection or problem. Bud doctors cling to it like a baby with a fist full of something they shouldn't have grabbed.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2021 04:05 PM (KZzsI)

343 Jeez, it looks like I'll be removing Epicurious from my cooking reference stack. I won't miss them.

Posted by: ChupaMe at April 28, 2021 04:05 PM (ZSnzn)

344 sure hope no one from Epifabulous decides to read "Lucifer's Hammer." The dietary habits of the clan led by the black criminal might upset someone.
Posted by: some guy out west at April 28, 2021 04:01 PM (nyFPf

I was told frequently that LH was the best end of the world book . I bought it but couldn't get into it after a few chapters. I guess I need to give it another chance. It's been years.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 28, 2021 04:05 PM (2DOZq)

345 I AM NOT FUCKING EATING BUGS! Posted by Duke Lowell
.......

Me neither. They get all over the sheets.
Posted by: wth at April 28, 2021 03:59 PM (v0R5T)



Honestly, I want the bugs eating the leftists.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at April 28, 2021 04:05 PM (4FeUN)

346 I expect a huge black market locally.

Posted by: Infidel at werk at April 28, 2021 04:06 PM (/oG9s)

347 Thanks for that video on the cows and how they are not ending the world. If I stopped to think about it I would have made the same conclusions, but it in nice to see and hear it from a scientific bend.

Posted by: Picric at April 28, 2021 04:06 PM (3QnyK)

348 270 which of the prominent foodies will now jump on the NO BEEF Wokewagon?

My first pick is Rachel Ray
Posted by: kallisto at April 28, 2021 03:55 PM (DJFLF)

We know this much: absolutely no one among their elite will challenge it.

Posted by: Homo Viator at April 28, 2021 04:06 PM (QGFQo)

349 You can find the transcripts of the incident online. They noticed a turd floating around the capsule on the way to the Moon.

All three denied it was their own.
Posted by: publius



Ah, yes. The Magic Turd.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 28, 2021 04:06 PM (pAjZN)

350 I have eaten roasted grasshoppers... not bad.

Posted by: kraken at April 28, 2021 04:06 PM (6Je/Q)

351 Bill Gates will upload his consciousness into a server farm running Windows XIII which will then BSOD


Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2021 04:03 PM (H2KIV)

He probably deserves worse, but that would be karma.

Posted by: 4 at April 28, 2021 04:06 PM (KnJdm)

352 They noticed a turd floating around the capsule on the way to the Moon.



That one still cracks me up, stupid humans!

Posted by: Alan the Alien at April 28, 2021 04:06 PM (JMMlQ)

353 String Cheese Incident > floating turd incident

Posted by: Doof (not a fan of either incident) at April 28, 2021 04:06 PM (mZUr4)

354 Mark
Bring the puppy. I'm sure this crowd will get him to behave.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at April 28, 2021 04:04 PM (NZjhK)



I won't. I'll spoil her rotten.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 28, 2021 04:06 PM (Ez6QX)

355
Maybe the Woke Crowd is looking for human devolution..
Posted by: kraken


The Chinese were experimenting with monkey men.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2021 04:07 PM (63Dwl)

356 are murder hornets edible?

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at April 28, 2021 04:07 PM (sGtp+)

357 351 We know this much: absolutely no one among their elite will challenge it.
Posted by: Homo Viator at April 28, 2021 04:06 PM (QGFQo)

========

Every time I've seen a vegan chef on some Food Network competition show, every judge praises the vegan chef for being vegan.

It's weird.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at April 28, 2021 04:07 PM (LvTSG)

358 I expect a huge black market locally.

Posted by: Infidel at werk at April 28, 2021 04:06 PM (/oG9s)

Yep. And you ain't raising cattle down on 5th and Main St.

Posted by: 4 at April 28, 2021 04:07 PM (KnJdm)

359 And then there's that whole "have dominion over the Earth" thingy that all these imbecile progs studiously ignore because imbeciles.


I don't tell them what to eat, nor would I even think to do so. I'd appreciate the same consideration in return.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at April 28, 2021 04:07 PM (HaL55)

360 Gene Cernan

The answer to the trivia question , who was the last man to walk on the moon?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 28, 2021 04:07 PM (2DOZq)

361 202 Sigh...generally speaking, cattle are grazed on land ill-suited to grow human crops. Getting rid of the cattle means adopting one, or more, of the following policies:

1. Raise non-cattle food animals - which leaves the "problem" unresolved.
2. Clear cut land which can support human foodstuffs.
3. Reduce the human population...significantly.
4. Force people to eat frankenfoods.

Someone should ask these people which approach they are advocating.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 28, 2021 03:47 PM (U7wke)

I've got a pretty good idea.

Posted by: Detective Thorn, the Charlton Heston guy in Soylent Green at April 28, 2021 04:07 PM (sy5kK)

362 What do I care if crazy people starve themselves of the good things in life?


Because they will still have the good things in life. They will make sure YOU do not. Remember San Fran Nan and her hair salon visit? How about Cuomo dining out when no one else could? Whitmer going on vacay in FL? They can do whatever they want. You will be made to quarantine. You will be made to wear a mask. You will be made to eat bugs.

Prove that I'm wrong on the grand scale.

Posted by: Vyx at April 28, 2021 04:07 PM (tjZg/)

363 I thought the headline meant that the recipes were pro-planet, and that the left were anti-planet. I was confused.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 28, 2021 04:07 PM (OU+8W)

364 You can find the transcripts of the incident online. They noticed a turd floating around the capsule on the way to the Moon.

All three denied it was their own.

-------
Was Frank Reynolds from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia on that mission? He's been known to lose track of his poops...

Posted by: Lord Squirrel at April 28, 2021 04:07 PM (ZIoLS)

365 What were seeing is the Green New Deal, being parceled out so it looks innocuous.

Posted by: WisRich at April 28, 2021 04:08 PM (G0vdT)

366 In cultural Marxism having a "conversation" means getting you in line with their orthodoxy. They aim to let you participate in said "conversation" as long as you agree with everything they say.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 28, 2021 04:08 PM (0M2wm)

367 The Chinese were experimenting with monkey men.
Had a LIV ask me about that one - "why do they need human/animal hybrids?" and my answer was "they'll make better slaves".

Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2021 04:08 PM (JMMlQ)

368 I was told frequently that LH was the best end of the world book . I bought it but couldn't get into it after a few chapters. I guess I need to give it another chance. It's been years.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth



It really doesn't start going until like the 4th chapter.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 28, 2021 04:08 PM (pAjZN)

369 ========

Every time I've seen a vegan chef on some Food Network competition show, every judge praises the vegan chef for being vegan.

It's weird.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at April 28, 2021 04:07 PM (LvTSG)



Every commercial has a mixed race couple, or gay couple. Even for no reason. The Eggo commercial with the kid pretending to be a dinosaur. What's the white chick doing there? It's not even required, they just forced it in there because they could.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 28, 2021 04:08 PM (Zz0t1)

370 Interesting that this all coincides with the Feds introducing the cattle tracking program. My guess is that they'll "discover" hoof & mouth disease and have to slaughter and bury untold numbers of cattle. Tin foil hat? Maybe, but nothing surprises me any more.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 28, 2021 04:08 PM (kTF2Z)

371 "I was told frequently that LH was the best end of the world book . I bought it but couldn't get into it after a few chapters. I guess I need to give it another chance. It's been years."

Read it. Especially now, you won't regret it.

Posted by: some guy out west at April 28, 2021 04:08 PM (nyFPf)

372 Mark
Bring the puppy. I'm sure this crowd will get him to behave.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at April 28, 2021 04:04 PM (NZjhK)


I won't. I'll spoil her rotten.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 28, 2021 04:06 PM (Ez6QX)

Heh, we'll try. She hasn't been away from home for long or gone on long car rides. So we need to get her used to that too.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at April 28, 2021 04:09 PM (ifmtJ)

373 So what is the plan? Put cows on birth control? Kill the cows and don't eat them? Let the roam free on the streets like India? Do these people think cattle are going to just stop reproducing?

They won't need to. Like they've done with every other long-term subversive campaign, they will change the cultural norms first through media/entertainment lies and gaslighting. There will be a flurry of high-profile academic studies in the headlines decrying the dangers of meat to health and planet. Then corporations will go along with it "voluntarily." You'll see some big burger chain, for example, make a splashy declaration of going 100% meat-free. The policies and rules will follow.

Posted by: BunnyFooFoo at April 28, 2021 04:09 PM (0Uf+z)

374 342 You can find the transcripts of the incident online. They noticed a turd floating around the capsule on the way to the Moon.



All three denied it was their own.

prima facia evidence of alien anal probing.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at April 28, 2021 04:09 PM (sGtp+)

375
You can find the transcripts of the incident online. They noticed a turd floating around the capsule on the way to the Moon.

All three denied it was their own.
Posted by: publius


Maybe it was Doctor Smith's.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2021 04:09 PM (63Dwl)

376 I've talked with left leaning LIVs about all these leftwing politicians and celebrities doing "bad" things like not masking, locking down, etc.
And the answer is terrifying, "Well he/she is famous/rich/a politician of course they should be able to do things normal people can't".

Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2021 04:09 PM (JMMlQ)

377 Everything wants to taste like meat. When was the last time someone said. "It is really good. Tastes just like kale!"

Posted by: Drc at April 28, 2021 04:09 PM (vbaSG)

378 I don't tell them what to eat, nor would I even think to do so. I'd appreciate the same consideration in return.


You will be made to care about EVERY liberal cause. Remember homosexuality? Now YOU must celebrate it. How about transgenderism? Yep, you must celebrate that. How about abortion? If you're a woman, you must have an abortion at some point in life. We have lost on EVERY social issue. Ever. Single. One.

You want to be left alone. They want to conquer you.

See the problem?

Posted by: Vyx at April 28, 2021 04:10 PM (tjZg/)

379 The largest "brood" (fancy name for group??) of 17-year cicadas will soon be emerging in a dozen or so states. I've already seen a bunch of articles about people looking forward to eating them.

Back in 2004 when they were last around these parts, I read something about how they supposedly taste like asparagus. A commenter replied that he tried one and it just tasted like a cold dead bug.

Posted by: Doof at April 28, 2021 04:10 PM (mZUr4)

380 I was driving down the I-5 one day and saw this bumper sticker.

"Meat is yummy."

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at April 28, 2021 04:10 PM (xopIz)

381 It really doesn't start going until like the 4th chapter.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 28, 2021 04:08 PM (pAjZN)

For reals or are you being moron snarky?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 28, 2021 04:10 PM (2DOZq)

382
What's that movie where Kevin Bacon (or Tom Cruise) was a computer genius and uploaded his conscience into his wife's computer and harassed her after his death?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 28, 2021 04:10 PM (OcETR)

383 373 Interesting that this all coincides with the Feds introducing the cattle
tracking program. My guess is that they'll "discover" hoof mouth
disease and have to slaughter and bury untold numbers of cattle. Tin
foil hat? Maybe, but nothing surprises me any more.

covid-19 will be followed by cowvid-21

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at April 28, 2021 04:10 PM (sGtp+)

384
NASA has spent no telling how much money on developing a decent space toilet. They had one on the Shuttle that was some vacuum operated thing. It was problematic. Peeing wasn't too bad for men, but then womyns in space required all sorts of peeing engineering.

I remember reading something about what they use on the ISS. Some new improved Space Shitter.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 28, 2021 04:10 PM (Mzdiz)

385 We know this much: absolutely no one among their elite will challenge it.
Posted by: Homo Viator at April 28, 2021 04:06 PM (QGFQo)

Gordon Ramsay and Marco White won't go along with it. Gordo's mocked vegetarians for years and he has fuck-you money.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at April 28, 2021 04:10 PM (ifmtJ)

386
Maybe it was Doctor Smith's.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2021 04:09 PM (63Dwl)


The Billy West impression of Dr. Smith when he regulared on The Howard Stern show was hysterical. At least I think it was Billy West.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 28, 2021 04:11 PM (Zz0t1)

387 Can't wait to see how Sonic will sell you on a delicious maggot burger and soy fries.

Posted by: some guy out west at April 28, 2021 04:11 PM (nyFPf)

388 Every commercial has a mixed race couple, or gay couple. Even for no reason. The Eggo commercial with the kid pretending to be a dinosaur. What's the white chick doing there? It's not even required, they just forced it in there because they could.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 28, 2021 04:08 PM (Zz0t1)


I told hubs the other day, it's like they have a checklist with all the "diversity" they must have in the commercial.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 28, 2021 04:11 PM (Ez6QX)

389 I thought beef was plants.

Posted by: All words matter! at April 28, 2021 04:11 PM (S4jmh)

390 covid-19 will be followed by cowvid-21
A couple members of the Biden junta have mentioned this actually, that there will be future outbreaks. Expect one in the run up to election 2022 since it will make everything easier.

China sends us a new flu every year or two even when they aren't trying to so it is coming.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2021 04:12 PM (JMMlQ)

391 They won't need to. Like they've done with every other long-term subversive campaign, they will change the cultural norms first through media/entertainment lies and gaslighting. There will be a flurry of high-profile academic studies in the headlines decrying the dangers of meat to health and planet. Then corporations will go along with it "voluntarily." You'll see some big burger chain, for example, make a splashy declaration of going 100% meat-free. The policies and rules will follow.
--------
That didn't work so well with firearms. Sales are through the roof.
You can have my steak when you pry it from my cold dead hands.

Posted by: Drc at April 28, 2021 04:12 PM (vbaSG)

392 383 I was driving down the I-5 one day and saw this bumper sticker.

"Meat is yummy."

Was it a sign for Harris Ranch? Definitely a place you should stop if you like meat and are driving on the I-5.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 28, 2021 04:12 PM (0M2wm)

393 In my local grocery store the fake meats section is always well stocked even when the real meats have been sold out (thanks Fauci!).
Someone is paying to have this stuff spoil in grocery stores. I mean...it does spoil right?
Posted by: 18-1

They put it in the meat section. Ever see pictures of a grocery store that's been picked clean due to a bad weather prediction? Yeah. It's untouched.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2021 04:12 PM (OCTRt)

394 392 I thought beef was plants.
Posted by: All words matter! at April 28, 2021 04:11 PM (S4jmh)

=========

Beef is plants converted by nature.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at April 28, 2021 04:12 PM (LvTSG)

395 Do these idiots who keep telling us that "spiders are a delicacy in Indonesia" really think, just for a moment, that these same Indonesians wouldn't scarf down a chicken fried steak or a smoked pork chop in place of a bag of blanched roaches every day if offered to them?

Even if you told them it was bad for the planet?

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at April 28, 2021 04:12 PM (4FeUN)

396 373 Interesting that this all coincides with the Feds introducing the cattle
tracking program. My guess is that they'll "discover" hoof mouth
disease and have to slaughter and bury untold numbers of cattle. Tin
foil hat? Maybe, but nothing surprises me any more.----

The English dude who wrote the Covid paper on projected deaths also wrote the paper on mad cow disease for the British government causing them to unnecessarily kill over a million of their stock.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 28, 2021 04:13 PM (2DOZq)

397
I told hubs the other day, it's like they have a checklist with all the "diversity" they must have in the commercial.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 28, 2021 04:11 PM (Ez6QX)



I miss the days when 90% of the commercial topics were "it'll get ya laid."

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 28, 2021 04:13 PM (Zz0t1)

398 Food for thought- I've never seen a restaurant that has an all electric kitchen.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2021 04:13 PM (bohSL)

399 YAAAAY!!! MORE COW FOR ME!!!

Posted by: Shepherd Lover at April 28, 2021 04:13 PM (l1mB2)

400 And the answer is terrifying, "Well he/she is famous/rich/a politician of course they should be able to do things normal people can't".
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2021 04:09 PM (JMMlQ)


This is where social media has gotten us.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 28, 2021 04:13 PM (Ez6QX)

401 What's that movie where Kevin Bacon (or Tom Cruise) was a computer
genius and uploaded his conscience into his wife's computer and harassed
her after his death?



Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 28, 2021 04:10 PM (OcETR)

Not sure, but HAL was a nagging tranny I believe.

Posted by: All words matter! at April 28, 2021 04:13 PM (S4jmh)

402
We shoulda stopped these nazis at "tofu burgers."

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 28, 2021 04:13 PM (OcETR)

403 Saint Paul wrote that all foods are okay. You just have to give thanks beforehand.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at April 28, 2021 04:14 PM (xopIz)

404 'I told hubs the other day, it's like they have a checklist with all the "diversity" they must have in the commercial."

I've worked in that industry and it is absolutely true. The favorite ploy is to cast "ethnically ambiguous" people. Every advertising agency loves them something special. Let's you say you hate whites but won't commit to any other specific race. Pay attention and notice all the sort-of-POC actors in commercials.

Posted by: some guy out west at April 28, 2021 04:14 PM (nyFPf)

405 "The conversation".... It's not a fucking conversation. It's a website posting whatever propaganda it wants to. That's not a conversation. I need to start making up my own syntax using English words and nominally English grammatical structure so I can make as much nonsense, or more, as everyone else "re-imagining" the language.

Posted by: SFGoth at April 28, 2021 04:14 PM (KAi1n)

406 370 The Chinese were experimenting with monkey men.
Had a LIV ask me about that one - "why do they need human/animal hybrids?" and my answer was "they'll make better slaves".

and the circle of life takes another turn

Posted by: Enki, Sumerian creator of man at April 28, 2021 04:14 PM (sGtp+)

407 "We're also here to continue the conversation."

Sure, pal.

Do something beyond stupid, then declare a "conversation" to be conducted on your terms and generously agree to lecture everybody.

Posted by: Miklos, Epicurean by choice, Cynic by necessity at April 28, 2021 04:15 PM (QzkSJ)

408 Godless Epicureans!

Posted by: George at April 28, 2021 04:15 PM (SZfk4)

409 And no. Not the Harris Ranch. It was Cardiff, just north of Del Mar.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at April 28, 2021 04:15 PM (xopIz)

410 I miss the days when 90% of the commercial topics were "it'll get ya laid."

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 28, 2021 04:13 PM (Zz0t1)

Word.

Posted by: English Leather at April 28, 2021 04:15 PM (S4jmh)

411 The Thing from Another Planet? Yeah, the overlapping dialog and the male camaraderie is a dead giveaway.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at April 28, 2021 04:00 PM (ifmtJ)

=========

Christian Nyby took offense to the idea that Hawks was directing. Yeah, he was on set as producer for Nyby's first directorial feature since he had developed a relationship with Hawks as his editor, but he insists that he made the decisions as director, not Hawks.

I own it, and I'll watch it in the timeline along with Hawks' work, but I think I'm going to attribute it to Nyby as credited.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at April 28, 2021 04:03 PM (LvTSG)

As you wish. If you look at Christian Nyby's other work, you can see what he's like without Howard Hawks 'around'. TFAP is all or mostly Hawks, my $.02

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at April 28, 2021 04:15 PM (ifmtJ)

412 Ferguson was the guys last name. Someone help me out with his first name.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 28, 2021 04:15 PM (2DOZq)

413
I don't tell them what to eat, nor would I even think to do so. I'd appreciate the same consideration in return.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at April 28, 2021 04:07 PM (HaL55)

No Communist, ever, has returned consideration to those that don't agree with them. And sometimes, to those that did.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 28, 2021 04:15 PM (sy5kK)

414 Gordon Ramsay and Marco White won't go along with it. Gordo's mocked vegetarians for years and he has fuck-you money.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at April 28, 2021 04:10 PM (ifmtJ)

*bleep*ing vegetarian *bleep*holes and their *bleep*ing tasteless *bleep*!!$%@

Posted by: Gordon Ramsay at April 28, 2021 04:16 PM (v0R5T)

415
I've worked in that industry and it is absolutely true. The favorite ploy is to cast "ethnically ambiguous" people. Every advertising agency loves them something special. Let's you say you hate whites but won't commit to any other specific race. Pay attention and notice all the sort-of-POC actors in commercials.
Posted by: some guy out west at April 28, 2021 04:14 PM (nyFPf)



They magically converted Jake from State Farm into a black guy. Even went so far as to make the white Jake talk to the black Jake as he was stealing white Jake's identity.

It's Blayke, from State Farm.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 28, 2021 04:16 PM (Zz0t1)

416 400 I miss the days when 90% of the commercial topics were "it'll get ya laid."
back when advertising was 99 44/100% pure.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at April 28, 2021 04:16 PM (v3pYe)

417 Food for thought- I've never seen a restaurant that has an all electric kitchen.
Posted by: Ben Had


Gas is where it's at.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2021 04:16 PM (OCTRt)

418 The Missing Pearson League by Frank Bonham.

Imagine a world were you have to eat what the state provides. The Earth is doomed. And supplemental oxygen canisters are everywhere. Then there are people like Brian, the main character, and his father who have a secret farm in their house that is illegal. Brian's mother and sister vanished a year ago and the State is desperate to learn where these people are vanishing to.

And many modern reviewers on Good Reads talk about is how the ecological disaster in the book is so much today. While missing the point Brian and his father are subversives, rebels against the all controlling State.

https://tinyurl.com/hu7urnuk

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2021 04:16 PM (H2KIV)

419 So I see the little fucking tyrant, Dr. Fauci is going after a dope-smoking media personality, Joe Rogan. I think this needs to be settled in the octagon.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 28, 2021 04:16 PM (2goRJ)

420 Oatly, pushing kids to lecture dad on milk and meat consumption:

https://tinyurl.com/knptb2jx

Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2021 04:16 PM (bDqIh)

421 NASA has spent no telling how much money on developing a decent space toilet. They had one on the Shuttle that was some vacuum operated thing. It was problematic. Peeing wasn't too bad for men, but then womyns in space required all sorts of peeing engineering.

I remember reading something about what they use on the ISS. Some new improved Space Shitter.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 28, 2021 04:10 PM (Mzdiz)
------------

Which had be thinking the other day with the SpaceX crew dragon lifting off with three guys and a woman. It takes 24 hours to get to the space station. It's pretty close quarters in there and nobody can hold it for 24 hours.

Posted by: WisRich at April 28, 2021 04:16 PM (G0vdT)

422 414 As you wish. If you look at Christian Nyby's other work, you can see what he's like without Howard Hawks 'around'. TFAP is all or mostly Hawks, my $.02
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at April 28, 2021 04:15 PM (ifmtJ

========

Yeah, his other work is apparently really different, but is that because Hawks was actually directing or because Nyby was making a movie in the style of his mentor with heavy direct influence of his mentor?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at April 28, 2021 04:16 PM (LvTSG)

423
Turd?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 28, 2021 04:16 PM (OcETR)

424 But pork, chicken, turkey and lamb are still okay?
Posted by: Dr. Bone


For now, citizen.

Stay tuned for more bulletins from Central Control.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....Outlaw in America at April 28, 2021 04:16 PM (vcOmj)

425 Ferguson was the guys last name. Someone help me out with his first name.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth


Craig?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2021 04:17 PM (OCTRt)

426 Nevermind it came to me. Neil Ferguson.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 28, 2021 04:17 PM (2DOZq)

427 Ferguson was the guys last name. Someone help me out with his first name.
Turd?


Posted by: Norm Macdonald's Burt Reynolds at April 28, 2021 04:17 PM (JMMlQ)

428 I miss the days when 90% of the commercial topics were "it'll get ya laid."
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 28, 2021 04:13 PM (Zz0t1)


I should rewatch Crazy People.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 28, 2021 04:17 PM (Ez6QX)

429
Nood masks

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 28, 2021 04:17 PM (OcETR)

430 Had a LIV ask me about that one - "why do they need human/animal hybrids?" and my answer was "they'll make better slaves".


This was discussed on Ancient Aliens. I know. Nazi bio-engineering.

What you want is strong, super smart soldiers. What you'll get is stupid, super violent soldiers.

Posted by: Vyx at April 28, 2021 04:17 PM (tjZg/)

431

Gas is where it's at.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2021 04:16 PM (OCTRt)


I'm a charcoal guy, myself.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 28, 2021 04:17 PM (Zz0t1)

432 Coulda been Solana Beach. Right by the View Point where fags would go to get blow jobs.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at April 28, 2021 04:18 PM (xopIz)

433 Protip... hunt up Amish if at all available... they just go on in their ways, which includes eating animals... and selling them...

Posted by: kraken at April 28, 2021 04:18 PM (6Je/Q)

434 I have an induction cook top in my kitchen. I like it so much, I retired all my copper cookware. Cast iron FTW

Posted by: Drc at April 28, 2021 04:18 PM (vbaSG)

435 384 For reals or are you being moron snarky?
would we lie to you?

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at April 28, 2021 04:18 PM (v3pYe)

436 Leftists won't ban meat. Just like they won't ban ammo. But they will tax the hell out of it, so as to make it unaffordable for most.

It's an insidious way to eliminate our God-given and Constitutional rights, without openly demanding it.

Which is why, eventually, America will be Communist, or there will be a second CW.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg, reading the last chapter first at April 28, 2021 04:19 PM (sy5kK)

437 >>What's that movie where Kevin Bacon (or Tom Cruise) was a computer genius and uploaded his conscience into his wife's computer and harassed
her after his death?


Johnny Depp in "Transcendence?"

Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2021 04:19 PM (bDqIh)

438 Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 28, 2021 04:16 PM (Zz0t1)

I have not ever heard of a black guy named Jake. I'm sure someone is but I've not come across it. Am I missing a famous Jake who happens to be black?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 28, 2021 04:19 PM (2DOZq)

439 When was the last time someone said. "It is really good. Tastes just like kale!"

Let's just put it this way: nobody is making fake broccoli made out of ham or something.

Its like almost nobody has a mac emulator on their computer.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2021 04:19 PM (KZzsI)

440
"The conversation".... It's not a fucking conversation. It's a website posting whatever propaganda it wants to. That's not a conversation.

It's like the "dialogue on race."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2021 04:19 PM (63Dwl)

441 Protip... hunt up Amish if at all available... they just go on in their ways, which includes eating animals... and selling them...
Posted by: kraken at April 28, 2021 04:18 PM (6Je/Q)


We have some Hutterites around here. Does that count?

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 28, 2021 04:20 PM (Ez6QX)

442 NASA has spent no telling how much money on developing a decent space toilet. They had one on the Shuttle that was some vacuum operated thing. It was problematic. Peeing wasn't too bad for men, but then womyns in space required all sorts of peeing engineering.

I remember reading something about what they use on the ISS. Some new improved Space Shitter.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear

Way back in the 1990's, the company I then worked for, made some impregnated carbon to adsorb the odors from the Space Shuttle toilet (waste holding tank). It did indeed operate on a vacuum, but it did have to be vented into pressurized space to equilibrate the pressure in the holding tank when not in use. And from what I was told, the astronauts were about to mutiny if this odor problem wasn't fixed, because it smelled BAD after they had been up there a few days.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....Outlaw in America at April 28, 2021 04:20 PM (vcOmj)

443 I drove past a herd of cows grazing on ranchland the other week, and I saw one that had THREE prosthetic legs! I had to know what was up, and as luck would have it, two ranchers were just a little way down the road mending a fence.

"Hey, do either of you own the herd back that way?" I asked. One piped up, "Yeah, they're mine." "What's the story behind the one cow with prosthetic legs? That's amazing." I say.

The rancher starts to go into a long story about how this cow once saved his wife from a marauding pack of coyotes. I tell him that's incredible, but what about the legs?

This time his friend goes into a tale about how the cow once saved HIS son from a housefire that destroyed the entire home. Again, amazing, but I want to know about the legs.

The owner starts in about how one time he was attacked by a swarm of killer bees, and I stop him. "I get it, this is a cow unlike any other. But in none of these stories did he lose a limb. How did he get the prosthetic legs?"

"Well..." the rancher finally replies, "...a cow that special...you can't just eat her all at once..."

Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at April 28, 2021 04:20 PM (+hPIb)

444 I'm crying laughing here reading the Close Encounter of the Turd Kind portion of the Apollo 10 log.

Starts on page 414.

https://www.hq.nasa.gov/alsj/a410/AS10_CM.PDF

Posted by: SMH at April 28, 2021 04:21 PM (VF5kw)

445 >What's that movie where Kevin Bacon (or Tom Cruise) was a computer genius and uploaded his conscience into his wife's computer and harassed
her after his death?


Johnny Depp in "Transcendence?"
Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2021 04:19 PM (bDqIh

Sharkman just watched it. Keanu Reeves.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 28, 2021 04:21 PM (2DOZq)

446 Good news. USPS has said it is spying on Americans using social media To stop all those white supremacists and stuff.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at April 28, 2021 04:21 PM (kQUDo)

447 275

He doesn't own my land. Ill burn it down to nothing before Gates gets it...preferably when he comes to visit. Of course, it will certainly be a natural disaster...so very sad...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 28, 2021 04:25 PM (5SOal)

448 They won't need to. Like they've done with every other long-term
subversive campaign, they will change the cultural norms first through
media/entertainment lies and gaslighting. There will be a flurry of
high-profile academic studies in the headlines decrying the dangers of
meat to health and planet. Then corporations will go along with it
"voluntarily." You'll see some big burger chain, for example, make a
splashy declaration of going 100% meat-free. The policies and rules will
follow.


You mispleled "nudging."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at April 28, 2021 04:27 PM (HaL55)

449 I sure wish I'd been aware of Epicurious before so I could quit them now.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at April 28, 2021 04:28 PM (H3MF8)

450 No beef, no click.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at April 28, 2021 04:29 PM (H3MF8)

451 I miss the days when 90% of the commercial topics were "it'll get ya laid."

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 28, 2021 04:13 PM (Zz0t1)

Word.
Posted by: English

Preach!

Posted by: BRUT at April 28, 2021 04:34 PM (UYP1T)

452 171 Bologna is made from lips and assholes.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 28, 2021 03:43 PM (xfb67)


So is sweet, sweet love.

Posted by: Mrs Vanderbilt II at April 28, 2021 04:41 PM (8SSHh)

453 So, I'm assuming the 'party of science' has absolutely no understanding about the balance between oxygen and CO2. Both are needed to sustain life. Mammals need oxygen, plants need Co2. Co-existance. Maybe the carbon haters need to sit in the garage with carbon monoxide, and contemplate life..
But, make sure the doors are closed...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 28, 2021 04:49 PM (5SOal)

454 171 Bologna is made from lips and assholes.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 28, 2021 03:43 PM (xfb67)

So a bologna sandwich is AKA an ass-to-mouth sandwich?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 28, 2021 04:50 PM (0M2wm)

455 So are they all going to force everybody to all go Vegan all over this Global Warming/Climate Change Scam? Frankly these forceful Vegan idiots should go live ona Island for the rest of their lives

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at April 28, 2021 05:13 PM (FLiOE)

456 It's beef - who needs recipes? Cook, eat, repeat...

Posted by: Lyford at April 28, 2021 05:56 PM (UFj/5)

457 They are everywhere. I used to belong to a Horse web site and blog but noticed the content became more political by the commenters than it was about horses, once they started calling us more conservative horse owners NAZI's I left.
I was there for the horses but they made it about SJW/Virtue signaling and politics.

Posted by: obsidian at April 29, 2021 10:24 AM (7+yqP)

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