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The Burn Loot Murder Race Warriors and the Democrat Party Defend the Frenzied Knife Attacker Ma'Khia Bryant, Claiming Knife-Fighting Is Ordinary Childhood Hijinks

What really happened in the case of the Ohio cop saving a black girl's life:

NBC deliberately withheld the 911 call in which the police were called with an urgent plea to come as soon as possible, because this deranged cow was trying to stab someone's grandma, and also deliberately panned-and-scanned the video to avoid showing the knife in the "girl's" hand as she attempted to stab the other girl:

They should not have the NY Times vs. Sullivan special protection for the news media against defamation. They are not a news media. They are a political propaganda organization.

No penalty from Twitter or FaceBook. No rulings forthcoming from FaceBook's "Supreme Court."

The left, meanwhile, is trying to normalize teenagers trying to stab each other in the guts with knives, as just some spirited horseplay. Valerie Jarrett -- Obama's Brain -- actually faulted the police for trying to "break up a knife fight," which apparently she thinks is normal, noncriminal behavior which police should have no involvement with.


Another Burn Loot Murder activist said this:

Bree Newsome, a Black Lives Matter activist, described the confrontation caught on tape as teens being teens, where no police involvement was necessary.

"Teenagers have been having fights including fights involving knives for eons," Newsome wrote on Twitter. "We do not need police."

Well, I can tell you with 100% authority, knife-fighting is not normal in white communities.

If you're telling me that knife-fighting is a standard operating procedure conflict resolution in black communities -- well then, I think I have an explanation as to why blacks have more encounters with police, and I didn't have to use the words "structural racism."


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More horseplay and hijinks break out across the country:


Meanwhile, the spokestwat for the Moderate, Centrist Democrat Joe Biden That Conservative, Inc. Vouched For and Supported says that a cop saving a black girl from having her guts run through with a knife is just another case of white supremacy.

Jen Psaki says fatal cop shooting of Ma'Khia Bryant, 16, shows police violence 'disproportionately impacts black and Latino people' - despite bodycam video showing her lunging with a knife

Jen Psaki said that the fatal cop shooting of 16-year-old Ma'Khia Bryant shows police violence 'disproportionately impacts black and Latino people'

'The killing of 16-year-old Ma'Khia Bryant by the Columbus police is tragic,' the White House press secretary said. 'She was a child'

On Wednesday Columbus police released bodycam footage showing Bryant wielding a knife before she was shot and killed

The shooting happened around the same time as the guilty verdict for officer Derek Chauvin was issued on Tuesday

'Her death came, as you noted, just as America was hopeful of a step forward after the traumatic and exhausting trial of Derek Chauvin,' Psaki said

Well, they are pretty clear that only black lives matter, so...

Isn't this just the topper?

Posted by: Ace at 04:31 PM




Comments

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1 Why show both sides?

Posted by: Lester Holt at April 22, 2021 03:33 PM (63Dwl)

2 Corgis called

Posted by: rickb223 at April 22, 2021 03:34 PM (OCTRt)

3 My first knife fight needs pictures of Hispanic kids.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 22, 2021 03:34 PM (OCTRt)

4 Hmmph. These kids.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 22, 2021 03:34 PM (guGkK)

5 If I was a Cop and I came up to a black on black crime, I would get in my car and drive away. Much safer even though I would still get sued.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at April 22, 2021 03:35 PM (JUOKG)

6 They should not have the NY Times vs. Sullivan special protection for the news media against defamation. They are not a news media. They are a political propaganda organization.

Why do you think that they continue to exist, continue to receive funding and continue to be protected by the state?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 22, 2021 03:35 PM (Jsjd7)

7 I see old Ferret face has chimed in.. Perpetual victims everyone

Posted by: It's me donna at April 22, 2021 03:35 PM (Zmnko)

8 I am disappointed by the lack of Michael Jackson peacefully defusing the knife fight in the music video for "Beat It".

Posted by: Flyguy at April 22, 2021 03:35 PM (pLEy5)

9 Let me just say it - I'm glad the cop shot that nasty bitch. I'm glad she's dead. I'm glad that no one who was around her will ever have to listen to her trash mouth again, or deal with her shit. You daid, bitch!!!! Enjoy the long dirt nap.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 22, 2021 03:35 PM (trdmm)

10 And LeBrony needs to be careful what he says.

Just sayin.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 22, 2021 03:35 PM (OCTRt)

11 Escape from (insert city name here)


Just let them go at it. Warlords for all the city states.

Posted by: blaster at April 22, 2021 03:36 PM (ZfRYq)

12 So knife fights are common among black kids.

Okay, then. Congratulations.

Posted by: Reverend Chanequa Moron-Robbie Deonkay Smith III at April 22, 2021 03:36 PM (bm04m)

13 I'm interested also in the man that was stomping the attacked girl on the ground. I don't view any network news so I don't know if they addressed what was going on with the dude.


Oh wait. Yes I do. LOL

Posted by: Tonypete at April 22, 2021 03:37 PM (Rvt88)

14 what about the guy who kicked the girl on the ground in the head?
is no one gonna talk about him?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 22, 2021 03:37 PM (GBZnB)

15 Cop should've stopped for a donut first.

Posted by: MAGA (stop the steal link in this nic) at April 22, 2021 03:37 PM (AUCIb)

16 Serious question:

How many kids did 16 year old Malika have?

Posted by: Reverend Chanequa Moron-Robbie Deonkay Smith III at April 22, 2021 03:37 PM (bm04m)

17 Pepper spray also works.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 22, 2021 03:37 PM (W2Pud)

18 I have been in the middle of a bunch of bitches with razor blades that wanted to do me bodily harm. No a good place to be.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 22, 2021 03:37 PM (kgRIj)

19 It's not a knife fight if only one person has a knife.

Posted by: Max Power at April 22, 2021 03:38 PM (Hucnr)

20 I have been in the middle of a bunch of bitches with razor blades that wanted to do me bodily harm. No a good place to be.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 22, 2021 03:37 PM


Local theatre production of Sweeney Todd?

Posted by: Flyguy at April 22, 2021 03:38 PM (pLEy5)

21 LeBron is like a retarded bull in a china shop. You gotta love social media!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 22, 2021 03:38 PM (PLitN)

22 LeBronie James - doesn't he do what trained seals do?

Posted by: Tonypete at April 22, 2021 03:39 PM (Rvt88)

23 Grundique foopub snewtrop blorp.

Posted by: Proud Moderate at April 22, 2021 03:39 PM (uKvHc)

24 FWIW, the local tv/ radio people in Columbus that I randomly heard talking about the incident this afternoon support the police.

Security cam footage here: https://tinyurl.com/56sxthxr

Posted by: shibumi at April 22, 2021 03:39 PM (tjZg/)

25 >>>Let me just say it - I'm glad the cop shot that nasty bitch. I'm glad she's dead. I'm glad that no one who was around her will ever have to listen to her trash mouth again, or deal with her shit. You daid, bitch!!!! Enjoy the long dirt nap.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 22, 2021 03:35 PM (trdmm)

=======

Cut, jib, some assembly required.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at April 22, 2021 03:39 PM (Y7bjQ)

26 Words escape me silently because I don't want the banhammer to swing...

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at April 22, 2021 03:40 PM (qZdIZ)

27 Maybe Great wouldn't be such a sour puss if she had been invited to more knife fights.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 22, 2021 03:40 PM (1ISKN)

28 Flyguy, it was during the riots in "63. This was in Jr. High.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 22, 2021 03:40 PM (kgRIj)

29 Another black killed by a racist white supremacist cop... and everyone of these victims have been totally innocent doing nothing at all wrong.....

Posted by: It's me donna at April 22, 2021 03:40 PM (Zmnko)

30 I don't care what color you are, if you're attacking someone with a knife, you're a fucking animal.

Posted by: Archer at April 22, 2021 03:40 PM (gmo/4)

31 LeBron James isn't inciting violence or being menacing. Menacing and incitement is what the Republicans do.

Now get on out there and burn some shit and murder some people. For justice.

Posted by: Maxine Waters at April 22, 2021 03:40 PM (Jsjd7)

32 Greta.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 22, 2021 03:40 PM (1ISKN)

33

I can see it disproportionately impacting "Latino" people, but blacks? Have they really used knives much since the late 1970s?

Posted by: imp at April 22, 2021 03:40 PM (SFOr6)

34 what about the guy who kicked the girl on the ground in the head? is no one gonna talk about him?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion

#13 - Vmom - get out of my head! Save yourself - It's not a good place to be at all!

Posted by: Tonypete at April 22, 2021 03:41 PM (Rvt88)

35 It's not a knife fight if only person has a knife.

I mean, if a guy shoots up a Walmart and kills twenty unarmed people, did those people die in "a gun fight"?

Posted by: Post-American at April 22, 2021 03:41 PM (po5ZZ)

36 The caption on the first video says that the knife-wielding girl was yelling, "I'm'a stab you" and words to that effect.

How could anyone tell? It sounded like nothing more than screeching noises.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 22, 2021 03:41 PM (/XOcP)

37
I don't care what color you are, if you're attacking someone with a knife, you're a fucking animal.


Oh, and if you fucking can't Gronk that, you're a fucking retard.

Posted by: Archer at April 22, 2021 03:41 PM (gmo/4)

38 Whites in the Dem party are racist-they have the soft bigotry of low expectations, but they want Blacks voting for them.
BLM are a bunch of racist grifters who want Obama Corp browshirts to do the policing, I guess.

And I posted this on Duante and George before but it pretty much can be used for knife girl too:

He was a thug. God might have very well redeemed him, but if he hadn't been acting like a thug and had cooperated he wouldn't have been killed. He also like George Floyd is not an angel.. Humans don't become angels after they die. Angels are a different class of being created by God-according to the Bible. No doubt his family and some others loved him. Thugs have people who love them too, but can we stop this pretense that everyone killed by cops-black, white, hispanic, asian is an angel?
Besides, hate to sound so cynical but the parents will probably get a huge payout too. Many millions of Blacks don't have a ghetto mentality. They aren't thugs and they are decent hardworking, responsible people. As far as Amy Klobachar, she's just pandering to the Black community

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 22, 2021 03:42 PM (7hF2c)

39
OK, I've been a couple of knife fights as a teenager.

But I wasn't a normal teenager. One of the things I emphasize to my kids is: Don't do like me.

Also, most importantly: This was NOT a "knife fight." "Knife fight" implies that both people, you know, HAVE KNIVES.

This was just a whack bitch stabbing somebody.

And the cop was on point, for real. Nice shooting, Tex.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 22, 2021 03:42 PM (Uh2oA)

40 Listen to that scream at the 15-16 second time of the video.

It sounds so familiar, but I can't quite place it.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 22, 2021 03:42 PM (dJsTl)

41 Flyguy, it was during the riots in "63. This was in Jr. High.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 22, 2021 03:40 PM


Yikes. And here I thought it was a lighthearted quip.

Posted by: Flyguy at April 22, 2021 03:42 PM (pLEy5)

42 >>>Posted by: Proud Moderate at April 22, 2021 03:39 PM (uKvHc)

======

Thanks for posting here. Because though I don't consider myself all that smart, I at least know it could be worse.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at April 22, 2021 03:42 PM (Y7bjQ)

43 I remember when I was a teen and sometimes you just had to cut a bitch. Those were the good old days.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 22, 2021 03:42 PM (1ISKN)

44

Besides, for "childhood hijinks," I think the knife can't be longer than 4 inches. That thing the fat girl was using was practically a gladius.

Posted by: imp at April 22, 2021 03:42 PM (SFOr6)

45 Reaction from a white lefty acquaintance - "the mom was saying why didnt the cops protect my daughter - why didnt YOU protect your daughter - she's 16, that's YOUR job!"

I almost did a double take

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 22, 2021 03:42 PM (GBZnB)

46 True story. I got in a knife fight with my prom date.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 22, 2021 03:43 PM (1ISKN)

47 I feel sorry for the unnamed minor in pink. The left has basically said "it's OK if she stabbed you and you died."

The life of the intended victim is worth nothing. The life of the violent stabby chick is worth everything.

Posted by: shibumi at April 22, 2021 03:43 PM (tjZg/)

48 Even CBS clipped out the crucial last half second ... they show her "raising a knife" ... then she went into stabbing the girl ... she did not stop at raising the knife. A gun shots (from memory) happened as she is going in for the kill, not as she is "raising a knife".


CBS also misleading, but not as badly as NBC.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 22, 2021 03:44 PM (Cus5s)

49

I got in a knife fight with my prom date.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe



Jeez, "No" means no, dude.

Posted by: imp at April 22, 2021 03:44 PM (SFOr6)

50 Well, I can tell you with 100% authority, knife-fighting is not normal in white communities.

Drunken Finns excepted.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 22, 2021 03:44 PM (jOcSX)

51 Ahh, I'm glad that our proud (as in "out and proud") moderate (as in leftist shitheel) doesn't believe that menacing is a crime.

He might think otherwise if some goon menaces *him* with a knife. But since this was in someone else's neighborhood, no harm done.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 22, 2021 03:44 PM (Jsjd7)

52 How can I be so slow to remember that *everything* they say is a lie?!

It didn't matter for Stand Your Ground or self-defense even if she *had* called 911 since she was clearly the aggressor when the police arrived, but even that they lied about.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 22, 2021 03:44 PM (1lKRm)

53 "the mom was saying why didnt the cops protect my daughter - why didnt YOU protect your daughter - she's 16, that's YOUR job!"


The girl was in foster care. Go figure.

/and where is the dad?

Posted by: shibumi at April 22, 2021 03:44 PM (tjZg/)

54 30 I don't care what color you are, if you're attacking someone with a knife, you're a fucking animal.
Posted by: Archer

==

Hey!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 22, 2021 03:44 PM (GBZnB)

55 Well considering only one community finds it socially acceptable to randomly punch strangers on the street for fun, maybe they do also take part in daily afterschool knife fights, it wouldn't surprise me anymore.

Maybe if communities started asking why these problems only occur in their group, they'd finally find some answers that stop any needed police involvement, it's either that or police stop going to help in those areas, followed by having to fence the areas in due to the exploding crime rate.

Posted by: Rbastid at April 22, 2021 03:45 PM (heHsV)

56 Say, remember a few weeks ago when Lester Holt lectured everyone about Truth in Journalism? Good times.

Posted by: Lamont Cranston at April 22, 2021 03:45 PM (NVVQz)

57 Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at April 22, 2021 03:42 PM (Y7bjQ)

I don't think you are being fair. Read his comment again...it makes more sense than most trolls.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 22, 2021 03:45 PM (Q9lwr)

58 Maybe OJ should should just shut the fuck up and enjoy his ill-gotten freedom.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 22, 2021 03:45 PM (UP5sV)

59 What do you suppose would happen if someone wielding a knife showed up in Valerie Jarrett's office?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 22, 2021 03:45 PM (JZT2F)

60 The horde is back to normal. Life is not going back to normal. Going back to bed.

Posted by: Infidel at April 22, 2021 03:45 PM (E0OEG)

61 I have been in the middle of a bunch of bitches with razor blades that wanted to do me bodily harm. No a good place to be.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 22, 2021 03:37 PM

Local theatre production of Sweeney Todd?
Posted by: Flyguy at April 22, 2021 03:38 PM (pLEy5)


Horse show, probably.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 22, 2021 03:45 PM (jOcSX)

62


"Jets" vs "Sharks" with a little Jerome Robbins dance routine.

QED.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 22, 2021 03:45 PM (s2VJv)

63 Not really on topic, but I always wondered if enough fat would protect the vital organs from bullets.

I guess not.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 22, 2021 03:45 PM (zIAlb)

64 We're in another reality when OJ starts making some sense. Not much, but smarter than LeBron.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 22, 2021 03:45 PM (PLitN)

65 Razor blades?

Posted by: Grease monkey at April 22, 2021 03:46 PM (g741k)

66 Wasn't knife-girl in foster care?

Posted by: Ktgreat at April 22, 2021 03:46 PM (AD3JT)

67 CBS also misleading, but not as badly as NBC.
Posted by: illiniwek at April 22, 2021 03:44 PM (Cus5s)
++++
They take turns for the "most egregious obvious dissembling lie" prize. CBS won the last one with DeSantis, so it's up to one of the other networks to take care of it this time.

ABC will likely be next, but Fox could act as an odds spoiler.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 22, 2021 03:46 PM (Jsjd7)

68 We have kinda reached a point where Historical Black America - not the more recent immigrants, who are basically on par in their civic participation with Asians - need to be exported as aggressively as their ancestors were imported.

Posted by: JEM at April 22, 2021 03:46 PM (8erNz)

69
Just imagine what a catastrophe it would have been if an armed policeman had shot OJ when he set upon two white people with a knife.

OJ wouldn't be a free man, he'd be dead, and those two caucasians would still be alive. Catastrophic all around.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 22, 2021 03:46 PM (51Vuz)

70
/and where is the dad?
Posted by: shibumi at April 22, 2021 03:44 PM (tjZg/)

you mean WHO is the dad. I doubt anyone knows for sure.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 22, 2021 03:46 PM (trdmm)

71 cancel our order

Posted by: Space Trader at April 22, 2021 03:46 PM (oA+QO)

72 @45 the mom who is all about her baby promoting peace actually lost custody of her baby.

Posted by: blaster at April 22, 2021 03:46 PM (ZfRYq)

73 >>>I feel sorry for the unnamed minor in pink. The left has basically said "it's OK if she stabbed you and you died."

======

My wife would be more worried about the dog the girl in pink was holding.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at April 22, 2021 03:46 PM (Y7bjQ)

74 God, this brings back so many memories!

I remember when my best bud and I got in a disagreement over who got to eat the last pizza roll at his mom's house after school. Greedy bastard wouldn't let a guest have the last Totinos!

I stabbed him right in the eye with a steak knife, because I really wanted that pizza roll. We both laugh about that today at class reunions.

Fucking pirate, my mate.

Posted by: The Mob at April 22, 2021 03:46 PM (4fSQf)

75
"Jets" vs "Sharks" with a little Jerome Robbins dance routine.

Dadadadada..dadadadadadada.. Snapping fingers

Posted by: It's me donna at April 22, 2021 03:47 PM (Zmnko)

76 If it was a real knife fight why no injuries ?
Posted by: Proud Moderate at April 22, 2021 03:39 PM (uKvHc)

They were actually just practicing for an updated black version of "West Side Story" with an all girl version of the Sharks and the Jets/s

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 22, 2021 03:47 PM (7hF2c)

77 Maybe if communities started asking why these problems only occur in their group, they'd finally find some answers that stop any needed police involvement.


This happens because they are "victims." It explains everything. There is no personal responsibility, no introspection, nothing. Just VICTIM. It is their raison d'etre.

Posted by: shibumi at April 22, 2021 03:47 PM (tjZg/)

78 Razor blades?
Posted by: Grease monkey at April 22, 2021 03:46 PM (g741k)
++++
I keep 'em in my suitcase. I have a lot of them. It weighs 16 stone.

Posted by: Bush at April 22, 2021 03:47 PM (Jsjd7)

79 They are not a news media. They are a political propaganda organization.

I'm not seeing the distinction here.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at April 22, 2021 03:47 PM (AytXr)

80 My wife would be more worried about the dog the girl in pink was holding.

I'm ashamed to say I usually care more about 4 legged animals then 2 legged

Posted by: It's me donna at April 22, 2021 03:48 PM (Zmnko)

81 willowed but on-topic so repeated

Human garbage like Wright and Floyd and the offensive tackle Stabby Girl are lionized, it's taking the bounds of Unbelievable further and further out.

There are now "religious" groups having ceremonies (and observing "miracles") at the place the POS Floyd overdosed and died in Mpls. Not kidding. Even baptisms taking place there (in bath tubs). There's even a perfect sign as you enter the area - instructing white people on how to behave in the "sacred" space. Not kidding.

Thank gawd the GOP remains silent on the now hallucinogenic, dystopian fictional-level of race-baiting and racist idiocy now disfiguring the country, emanating from the (disgraced, farcical) highest office in the land, and oozing from every toxic pop culture infection.

I'm confident it's savvy 1,459-dimensional political chess to hide and vote for "hate crime" nonsense bills in Congress. Path to glory in those awesome mid-terms!!

(or, once more - have I missed ANY public figure, including GOP, responding in ANY way to Biden's outrageous delusional race-baiting slander from the other day??)

Posted by: rhomboid at April 22, 2021 03:48 PM (OTzUX)

82 The only way this race hustling stops is when BLM is bussed into the white suburbs.

Posted by: runner at April 22, 2021 03:48 PM (yBWAd)

83
The life of the intended victim is worth nothing. The life of the violent stabby chick is worth everything.
Posted by: shibumi at April 22, 2021 03:43 PM (tjZg/)

-------

Lady YD thought I was mean for not caring about the stabber's death because, as she said, "It's still sad because a girl died."

I asked "Well, what if that girl in pink was our girl S?"

She replied "I'd choke her myself." That was the end of that line of reasoning.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 22, 2021 03:48 PM (Uh2oA)

84 66 Wasn't knife-girl in foster care?
Posted by: Ktgreat at April 22, 2021 03:46 PM (AD3JT)
Yes, the guy trying to kick the one girl in the head was the Foster Parent.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at April 22, 2021 03:48 PM (dKiJG)

85 46 True story. I got in a knife fight with my prom date.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 22, 2021 03:43 PM (1ISKN)


Her name was Carrie, right?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 22, 2021 03:48 PM (s2VJv)

86 It would be nice if the responding cop had drawn a Taser instead of a gun, so that we could resolve questions like who started it while everybody is still alive.
But the cop didn't have time to make that decision, so no blame. This was a righteous shoot.

Posted by: jdgalt at April 22, 2021 03:48 PM (3SFo/)

87 How wonderful it would be if LeBron had the class to make an exit the way Kobe did.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 22, 2021 03:48 PM (trdmm)

88 I'm sorry, but I'm starting to really hate this country. It has gone INSANE!

I know I'm preaching to the choir, but...

I was a beat cop and was in a couple of incidents that could have gone lethal very, very easily. Luckily they didn't. This cop had about half a second to decide shoot/no shoot.

He was right all day long. Unfortunately, being right means that he is going to be told to bend over and take it like a man. Stay strong brother. It's going to be tough from here on out.

Posted by: RobertM at April 22, 2021 03:48 PM (qWhQP)

89 ???

Posted by: Zombie William Poole at April 22, 2021 03:49 PM (LkMC+)

90 White suburbs only see black citizens on teevee.

Posted by: runner at April 22, 2021 03:49 PM (yBWAd)

91
In Defense of Teenage Knife Fighting
By Charles C. W. Cooke NRO
Since when do we need the cops to intervene in the recreational stabbings of our youth?
I haven't decided if this story is satire.

Posted by: SMOD at April 22, 2021 03:49 PM (RHGPo)

92 Grease monkey, yes. The girls would conceal them in their hair. Long before metal detectors.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 22, 2021 03:49 PM (kgRIj)

93 "Teenagers have been having fights including fights involving knives for eons," Newsome wrote on Twitter. "We do not need police."

This really says it all, doesn't it?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2021 03:49 PM (N4rAt)

94 17 Pepper spray also works.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 22, 2021 03:37 PM (W2Pud)


On a nice sirloin. Call CBD with Food post tip...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 22, 2021 03:49 PM (s2VJv)

95 Believe me.

Posted by: runner at April 22, 2021 03:50 PM (yBWAd)

96 If she'd have had a rusty straight razor the cop could have just stopped it with a piece of chain and an apology for calling her Esther Williams.

Posted by: Dementia Joe at April 22, 2021 03:50 PM (sAW0o)

97 No knife fights, no justice!

Posted by: Pedo Moderate at April 22, 2021 03:50 PM (DMQdU)

98 Patrick from Ohio-- if you're still looking to buy, Buckeye Guns in Newark has a lot of stock and good prices on arms.

Posted by: shibumi at April 22, 2021 03:50 PM (tjZg/)

99 Nurse R, you'll never guess what I gave Mrs. R for her birthday yesterday!

Posted by: RI Red at April 22, 2021 03:50 PM (Rz7nO)

100 I haven't decided if this story is satire.
Posted by: SMOD at April 22, 2021 03:49 PM (RHGPo)

I believe it is

Posted by: It's me donna at April 22, 2021 03:50 PM (Zmnko)

101 They're also ignoring the boyfriend, or whoever, throwing the other girl/woman to the sidewalk and kicking her in the head.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 22, 2021 03:50 PM (UHVv4)

102 Afternoon.

Posted by: Robert at April 22, 2021 03:51 PM (7jGI+)

103 I need to smoke more pot. I could have sworn I just saw OJ criticizing Lebron over a knife fight disagreement. That video is more than my brain can handle without some sort of chemical calming agent.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, emigre to the New America at April 22, 2021 03:51 PM (6M/iC)

104 you mean WHO is the dad. I doubt anyone knows for sure.
Posted by: Tom Servo


The State of Ohio Child Support application has 15 fields for 'putative father' of the minor.

Let that sink in for a moment.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 22, 2021 03:51 PM (Rvt88)

105 74 God, this brings back so many memories!

I remember when my best bud and I got in a disagreement over who got to eat the last pizza roll at his mom's house after school. Greedy bastard wouldn't let a guest have the last Totinos!

I stabbed him right in the eye with a steak knife, because I really wanted that pizza roll. We both laugh about that today at class reunions.

Fucking pirate, my mate.
Posted by: The Mob at April 22, 2021 03:46 PM (4fSQf)


"Yikes!"

- - Tommy DiSimone

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 22, 2021 03:51 PM (s2VJv)

106 For the record was Ma'kh'i(insert ampersand here)a#eh a Shark or a Jet?

How do we know the cop didn't shoot her for bad choriography?

Posted by: Minuteman at April 22, 2021 03:51 PM (sl8p+)

107 "Sollozzo is known as 'The Turk.' He's supposed to be very good with a knife, but only in matters of business or some sort of reasonable complaint."

What reasonable complaint did Stabby Ann Dead have?

Posted by: Tom Hagen at April 22, 2021 03:52 PM (awtm/)

108 True story. I got in a knife fight with my prom date.

Got in a sword fight with mine!

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at April 22, 2021 03:52 PM (DMQdU)

109 Since it got insta-willowed:

If you're interested in something completely bizarre, here's Bjork talking about her TV:

https://youtu.be/75WFTHpOw8Y

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 22, 2021 03:52 PM (Jsjd7)

110 This happens because they are "victims." It explains everything. There is no personal responsibility, no introspection, nothing. Just VICTIM. It is their raison d'etre.
Posted by: shibumi at April 22, 2021 03:47 PM (tjZg/)


It works doesn't it?

And it actually sort of does work, but only in the short term, the very short term!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 22, 2021 03:52 PM (hOUT3)

111 cancel our order
Posted by: Space Trader

As-is. Fuck you, pay me.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: No Blood for Congress! at April 22, 2021 03:52 PM (OUMaO)

112
"Rules?! In a knife fight?!"

- - Harvey Logan

(name that movie!)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 22, 2021 03:52 PM (s2VJv)

113 "Yes, the guy trying to kick the one girl in the head is the head was the Foster Parent"

Well, that's downright touching. I hope he gets another kid right away.

Posted by: Ktgreat at April 22, 2021 03:52 PM (AD3JT)

114 I'm fairly white, Norwegian, and I have a nice scar on my left hand from a knife.

Tip: don't punch someone holding a knife. They may parry your fist with the knife point. So yeah, white kids get into knife fights too.

Now, let's discuss Mexican and Filipino boys and their knives....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at April 22, 2021 03:53 PM (ifmtJ)

115 Blacks are the pampered victims now...until the Left has such a stranglehold on this country that they are not needed anymore. Then all the free passes will disappear.

Posted by: abbynormal at April 22, 2021 03:53 PM (I849g)

116 The cop should have gone right into that saloon and used a double barrelled shotgun. What? No saloon this time? Ok then, just the shotgun. It works every time.

Posted by: The Joe Biden Gaff Machine at April 22, 2021 03:53 PM (6M/iC)

117 So you were fighting cholas Ben.

Posted by: Grease monkey at April 22, 2021 03:53 PM (g741k)

118
They're also ignoring the boyfriend, or whoever, throwing the other girl/woman to the sidewalk and kicking her in the head.
Posted by: andycanuck at April 22, 2021 03:50 PM (UHVv4)

-----

It was hard to say from the video I saw yesterday, but I think the stabber actually shoved down the other girl before going after the girl in pink, and then the dude kicked her in the face when she went down. But I may not be right, it was pretty fast.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 22, 2021 03:53 PM (Uh2oA)

119 107 For the record was Ma'kh'i(insert ampersand here)a#eh a Shark or a Jet?

How do we know the cop didn't shoot her for bad choriography?
Posted by: Minuteman at April 22, 2021 03:51 PM (sl8p+)


See me at #62.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 22, 2021 03:53 PM (s2VJv)

120 Patrick from OH - seriously? The guy committing aggravated assault by kicking the one woman on the ground is *the foster parent*???? Jeebus.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 22, 2021 03:53 PM (OTzUX)

121 I remember when my friend spilled his milkshake right on the backseat of my car! Damn vanilla shake everywhere! All I could think about was smelling that sour shit for months cause you can't get that out of cloth seats.

I stabbed him in the thigh at the traffic light. Later, he admitted he deserved it but he really wished I'd have stabbed him in the arm since he ran track.

We still laugh about it today. Good times.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 22, 2021 03:53 PM (4fSQf)

122 I had a Friend in College that was trying to break a fight that involved his sister and another girl, had them both by the collar with his arms out stretched some White Knight jumps on his back and slits his throat,

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at April 22, 2021 03:53 PM (dKiJG)

123 The I am an elementary school teacher and *I* was taught how to disarm a kid with a knife, surely the cops can too take is also insane dumpster fire.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at April 22, 2021 03:53 PM (GbPPJ)

124 OK the underslung Teenager bayonet was hilarious

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 22, 2021 03:54 PM (KZzsI)

125 BLM is only destroying urban areas, lily white suburbs, gated communities where majority of all wine moms their male rejects live are well insulated. And well Democrat.

Posted by: runner at April 22, 2021 03:54 PM (yBWAd)

126 Monoamine oxidase A 2R - help us find the cure.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2021 03:54 PM (nLtHr)

127 True story. I got in a knife fight with my prom date.

Got in a sword fight with mine! Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama

Pfft, wanker. Happens all the time to me.

Posted by: C. McLeod, Scotland at April 22, 2021 03:54 PM (OUMaO)

128 I am distressed that some people don't even notice the arrival of a
policeman to their neighborhood long enough to stop killing each other.
There used to be a day when folks would at least hide their weapons
until the policeman left.

Posted by: SMOD at April 22, 2021 03:54 PM (RHGPo)

129 How wonderful it would be if LeBron had the class to make an exit the way Kobe did.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 22, 2021 03:48 PM (trdmm)

He should take a copter ride.

Posted by: Archer at April 22, 2021 03:54 PM (gmo/4)

130 HOW DARE YOU!!!

Posted by: Greta Thurnberg with a knife, a sneer, and a scorching case of herpes at April 22, 2021 03:54 PM (sl8p+)

131

Bryan Adams writing a follow-up, sensing a comeback...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 22, 2021 03:55 PM (s2VJv)

132 I don't know about knife fights, but SWORD FIGHTS are part of gay culture....

Posted by: JoeF. at April 22, 2021 03:55 PM (HrMC1)

133 Maybe the girl in pink took the last doughnut.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2021 03:55 PM (nLtHr)

134 Let them kill each other if that's what social justice is all about.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at April 22, 2021 03:55 PM (jvt6t)

135 I have a t-shirt with the "My First Knife Fight" on it.

I think we need to show our friends in the media how much fun knives really are, and how completely harmless they can be. Heck, most of my knives are so harmless you wouldn't even notice you'd been cut except for all the blood everywhere.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at April 22, 2021 03:56 PM (4FeUN)

136 The goin rate on foster kids is about $2,500 a month to the family.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 22, 2021 03:56 PM (kgRIj)

137 I remember going to high school, and for real hearing how tough the new school was in east Salem because one of the kids pulled a knife on someone. That was the only mention of a knife I ever heard of in school, other than typical use like cutting vegetables in home ec.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 22, 2021 03:56 PM (KZzsI)

138 All I know is Taki's "The Week That Perished" column this Sunday is going to be, as the kids be sayin', lit AF.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 22, 2021 03:56 PM (OssQ4)

139 need to smoke more pot. I could have sworn I just saw OJ criticizing Lebron over a knife fight disagreement. That video is more than my brain can handle without some sort of chemical calming agent.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, emigre to the New America at April 22, 2021 03:51 PM (6M/iC)
++++
Welcome to the world in Current Year. And you thought shit was weird before.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 22, 2021 03:56 PM (Jsjd7)

140 We have kinda reached a point where Historical Black America - not the more recent immigrants, who are basically on par in their civic participation with Asians - need to be exported as aggressively as their ancestors were imported.
Posted by: JEM at April 22, 2021


***

"Kinda"????

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 22, 2021 03:56 PM (/XOcP)

141 How long before cops getting 911 calls in the ... uh ... diverse areas take the long, slow route to arrive on the scene?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2021 03:56 PM (nLtHr)

142 135 Let them kill each other if that's what social justice is all about.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at April 22, 2021 03:55 PM (jvt6t)

"They're animals anyway, so let them lose their souls."

- - Don Victor Stracci

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 22, 2021 03:57 PM (s2VJv)

143 SMOD, my very first comment on this incident yesterday after seeing the video - the actual criminal assaults (plural) commence *AFTER THE POLICE HAVE ARRIVED AND ARE APPROACHING THE SCENE FROM A SHORT DISTANCE*.

WTFFFF??? My only reaction to that. The disconnect from reality, not just civilization, is breath-taking.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 22, 2021 03:57 PM (OTzUX)

144 Miss me yet?

Posted by: lester maddox at April 22, 2021 03:57 PM (m/Gc2)

145 "Rules?! In a knife fight?!"

- - Harvey Logan

(name that movie!)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 22, 2021


***

Butch Cassidy & the Sundance Kid

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 22, 2021 03:57 PM (/XOcP)

146 True story. I got in a knife fight with my prom date.

I'm sure there's a little prick joke in there somewhere

Posted by: It's me donna at April 22, 2021 03:57 PM (Zmnko)

147 >>>It was hard to say from the video I saw yesterday, but I think the stabber actually shoved down the other girl before going after the girl in pink, and then the dude kicked her in the face when she went down. But I may not be right, it was pretty fast.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 22, 2021 03:53 PM (Uh2oA)

=======

That's how I saw it too.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at April 22, 2021 03:57 PM (Y7bjQ)

148 If that's what BLM wants let them be free and at it.

Posted by: Skip at April 22, 2021 03:57 PM (Cxk7w)

149 16 Serious question:

How many kids did 16 year old Malika have?

Posted by: Reverend Chanequa Moron-Robbie Deonkay Smith III at April 22, 2021 03:37 PM (bm04m)


And if she did, were they in foster care with her or how does that work?

Posted by: Tami at April 22, 2021 03:57 PM (cF8AT)

150 Has anybody considered the idea that Democrats want the BLM/Antifa nonsense as a method of keeping blacks on the plantation ?Clearly, Republicans have nothing to add to any conversation that includes Burn Loot Murder, so this keeps blacks securely in the Democrat's camp because Democrats don't really care if blacks want to kill each other.

Posted by: SMOD at April 22, 2021 03:57 PM (RHGPo)

151 It's always someone else's fault.

Society's fault that I have six kids by six different sperm donors.

The teacher's fault that my child refuses to learn in school.

The hard-working Korean immigrant's fault that my child walked into his convenience store with a sawed-off and got blown away for his trouble.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 22, 2021 03:58 PM (JZT2F)

152 From now on whenever you get caught up in a knife fight, don't call the cops. Call me. My cell number is 330-555-1212

Posted by: Lebrony James at April 22, 2021 03:58 PM (6M/iC)

153 Some Twitter Genius suggested that cops should shoot people with electrified ketamine injecting shotgun rounds and now I am BIG MAD that those do not exist.

Horde, get on that.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at April 22, 2021 03:58 PM (GbPPJ)

154 148 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 22, 2021 03:57 PM (/XOcP)

You win! Nothing.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 22, 2021 03:58 PM (s2VJv)

155 If I did stab bitch in the head, here's how I woulda done it!

Posted by: zombie makhia bryant at April 22, 2021 03:58 PM (UHVv4)

156 What can I say ? We like the feel of steel.

Posted by: Average high schooler at April 22, 2021 03:58 PM (2cfUo)

157 My sister once chased me around the house with a knife. Yes, I did put a live garter snake in her bed, so you know. Deserved it.

Posted by: Archer at April 22, 2021 03:58 PM (gmo/4)

158 "They're animals anyway, so let them lose their souls."


That might be the most brutal line ever uttered in an American film.

Posted by: mr tmz at April 22, 2021 03:59 PM (m/Gc2)

159 Candace Owens has a rip-roaring video today on this.

https://tinyurl.com/3mw5ke9z

Posted by: Homo Viator at April 22, 2021 03:59 PM (BA6Qv)

160 Ruled by Mercenaries - that's not you, trev0006, is it? - I think the Sturmalarm went off, guys are meeting at the beer hall at 5PM. Just thought you should know.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 22, 2021 03:59 PM (OTzUX)

161 HOW DARE YOU!!!
Posted by: Greta Thurnberg


Wow, Greta, almost mistook you for Ann-Margret in that last thread.

You sure you're Swedish?

Posted by: t-bird at April 22, 2021 03:59 PM (9Fwwf)

162 When my Dad and grandparents came over from Finland, they brought some children's books. One was "Paavo Gets His Puukko". It tells the story of little Paavo stabbing little Arvo the first time they got ripped on vodka.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at April 22, 2021 03:59 PM (I58tH)

163 Some Twitter Genius suggested that cops should shoot people with electrified ketamine injecting shotgun rounds and now I am BIG MAD that those do not exist.


Blow guns with lithium tipped darts?

Posted by: shibumi at April 22, 2021 03:59 PM (tjZg/)

164 156 Some Twitter Genius suggested that cops should shoot people with electrified ketamine injecting shotgun rounds and now I am BIG MAD that those do not exist.

Horde, get on that.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at April 22, 2021 03:58 PM (GbPPJ)

Like medical injections or just stuck in the body? Because we can do stuck in the body.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at April 22, 2021 03:59 PM (z5Vrg)

165
If OJ says "it looked to me like that bitch was about to get stabbed," well...

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 22, 2021 03:59 PM (Uh2oA)

166 Nothing valuable was lost.

Posted by: Reverend Chanequa Moron-Robbie Deonkay Smith III at April 22, 2021 03:59 PM (vBc2/)

167 It's just getting weird now, isn't it.

Posted by: ... at April 22, 2021 03:59 PM (uEbPt)

168 "We do not need police."

let's try this out for awhile in neighborhoods of their choosing. but no police means no police, and they can't leave the neighborhood until the experiment is over. and all the people agitating for no police will be required to stay for the length of the experiment as well.

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at April 22, 2021 04:00 PM (uS2EJ)

169 156 Some Twitter Genius suggested that cops should shoot people with electrified ketamine injecting shotgun rounds and now I am BIG MAD that those do not exist.

Horde, get on that.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at April 22, 2021 03:58 PM (GbPPJ

But how do you measure the right dose? A big girl might take two rounds? Maybe three? Do we want slobbering jello or 'Is this real life'?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 22, 2021 04:00 PM (4fSQf)

170 News from Nashville:
Poor Black Lives Matter Toddler forced into school-to-prison pipeline for clumsy use of eating utensils.
Poor Black Life that doesn't matter died of neglect by city services (and deep knife wounds, but mostly government inequity). Thankfully she will live on forever after as a school shooting statistic.
Police spokesman issues apology for not providing a Black Death to support the narrative. Promises remaining police force will respond faster and fire quicker and gladly sacrifice themselves to vicious law fare for the cause.

Posted by: AoSHQ style guide suggestion at April 22, 2021 04:00 PM (I1v7r)

171 Ruled By Mercenaries: piss off. We don't want any socialists here, whether national or international.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 22, 2021 04:00 PM (JZT2F)

172 "17 Pepper spray also works."

Not in this situation. Not close enough and the event moved too quickly.

Posted by: RobertM at April 22, 2021 04:00 PM (qWhQP)

173 It's not a knife fight if only person has a knife.

I mean, if a guy shoots up a Walmart and kills twenty unarmed people, did those people die in "a gun fight"?

*

This is an interesting observation.

Posted by: Reverend Chanequa Moron-Robbie Deonkay Smith III at April 22, 2021 04:00 PM (vBc2/)

174 Notice no one in this aftermath is calling for Common Sense Knife Control.

"If it saves just one life..."

Posted by: ... at April 22, 2021 04:00 PM (uEbPt)

175 "Yes, the guy trying to kick the one girl in the head was the Foster Parent."

that made me laugh ... not sure if it is sarcasm or not, even "funnier" if it is not. Foster Dads are in short supply in the "black community" apparently. And it is getting so absurd, that laughter is the best medicine (better than despair?)

Many working black parents have to deal with this "ghetto culture" of violence. I'm reminded of the Baltimore Mom dragging her kid away from some rioting, smacking him on the head. Trayvon another broken home kid ... trying to be the proud little gangster. (his Dad was supposedly in some gang, I forget)

Posted by: illiniwek at April 22, 2021 04:01 PM (Cus5s)

176 > But how do you measure the right dose? A big girl might take two rounds? Maybe three?

For someone in the Trigglypuff range, you'd need one of those deck guns they used to use in industrialized whale hunting. More like a small cannon than a man-portable weapon.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 22, 2021 04:01 PM (JZT2F)

177 Even in the "big cities" (i.e. more than 20,000 people) near us, I never heard of a stabbing in school when I was growing up. Of course, this was a time when guys kept hunting knives and rifles in their cars during school, so clearly a different era.

Posted by: pookysgirl might as well be from a different world at April 22, 2021 04:01 PM (XKZwp)

178 Some Twitter Genius suggested that cops should shoot
people with electrified ketamine injecting shotgun rounds and now I am
BIG MAD that those do not exist.



Horde, get on that.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria

You shittin' me? The damn jellyfish I gotta harvest for that are mean...

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: No Blood for Congress! at April 22, 2021 04:01 PM (OUMaO)

179 Poor, poor Saturday Night Live. Hands tied, the gold just out of reach, dangled in front of them. So much shiny, beautiful, perfect gold. And they can't have it.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 22, 2021 04:01 PM (OssQ4)

180 Ace - how about an uplifting story from the world of sports? Far and few between. Celebrate it! I believe this might be a title match too, high visibility and one of the top stars

https://tinyurl.com/2xrtzb3u

Better dead than red
UFC fighter won't back down from anti-communist remarks made ahead of fight with Chinese competitor.

Posted by: KnifeFightThunderdome at April 22, 2021 04:01 PM (BZgPB)

181 Welcome to the world in Current Year. And you thought shit was weird before.

Much better motto for Fox News than whatever weird thing they are currently using.

Posted by: Lebrony James at April 22, 2021 04:01 PM (6M/iC)

182 Notice no one in this aftermath is calling for Common Sense Knife Control.

"If it saves just one life..."
Posted by: ... at April 22, 2021 04:00 PM (uEbPt)



Knives are highly regulated in the UK. Because when the UK more or less banned guns, people just started up with the stabby.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at April 22, 2021 04:01 PM (GbPPJ)

183 PSA

Classic firearms has hollow points and soft points in stock. $1/round by the case, but the first time I've seen self defense rounds available in a year or so.

Posted by: Reverend Chanequa Moron-Robbie Deonkay Smith III at April 22, 2021 04:02 PM (vBc2/)

184 Love the OJ Simpson video. It's good to hear from someone with experience in knifing people.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2021 04:02 PM (nLtHr)

185 Democrats are clearly Pro Knife Choice.

Posted by: ... at April 22, 2021 04:02 PM (uEbPt)

186 My.

God.

OJ Simpson talking about systemic racism? The man who walked from a murder rap only because of the color of his skin?

I've got five words to say to you, OJ, and they aren't "how nice to meet you."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 22, 2021 04:02 PM (2JVJo)

187 alex, there are non-lethal shotgun rounds. I got some Fiocchi brand rubber buckshot rounds for fun years ago, have never fired them, but plan to, some day, at the range. Just to see what they do to a cardboard target.

When it comes to decisively stopping dangerous assaults or activities like the one under discussion, I believe the experience so far with non-lethal technologies has been .... failure. Wyatt, Robert, or others with direct experience please expand/correct this.

For crowd control, such methods are proven effective. Because, very different situation, oddly enough.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 22, 2021 04:02 PM (OTzUX)

188 I'm here for the swordfighting!

Posted by: Don Leemon at April 22, 2021 04:02 PM (SWbVS)

189 Hmmmmmm....this whole blm thing looks to be self correcting given enough time. And knives.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at April 22, 2021 04:03 PM (jvt6t)

190 What they really want is anarchy. I find their terms agreeable.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at April 22, 2021 04:03 PM (HmZuC)

191 If they pull out a knife, you pull out a gun. Get in their faces.

Wait. Situational ethics demand I go off script. Umm, I, uhh...

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at April 22, 2021 04:03 PM (9Fwwf)

192 Keep singing Kumbaya harder.

Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at April 22, 2021 04:03 PM (EpDzw)

193 The Knife Fight scene in Animal House was awesome.

Posted by: garrett at April 22, 2021 04:03 PM (Ubn1p)

194
Why electrify it? You could just make a rigid shell with a lip that catches the edge of a ketamine-filled autoinjector sabot before it penetrates more than an eighth-inch or so, but after it breaks a membrane that breaks on contact. I mean, it would leave a huge bruise, unlike a regular dart gun, but at least it would still be a shotgun.

JMHO, YMMV.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 22, 2021 04:03 PM (Uh2oA)

195 > I was waiting to see how long it took.

As I said: piss off.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 22, 2021 04:03 PM (JZT2F)

196 148 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 22, 2021 03:57 PM (/XOcP)

You win! Nothing.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 22, 2021


***
It's not a line that gets quoted often from that movie, that's for sure.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 22, 2021 04:04 PM (/XOcP)

197 It was hard to say from the video I saw yesterday, but I think the stabber actually shoved down the other girl before going after the girl in pink, and then the dude kicked her in the face when she went down. But I may not be right, it was pretty fast.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 22, 2021 03:53 PM (Uh2oA)


It was the dad that pushed that other girl down and then kicked her in the head. Ma'quisha started for her, but when it appeared dad had that taken care of she went for the gal in pink. Yes, it's very, very fast. Kudos to that cop for not only being able to process that insanity, but actually act on it.

Here's the video without commentary:
https://youtu.be/k0YZ38XAZyQ

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at April 22, 2021 04:04 PM (4FeUN)

198 Well, I can tell you with 100% authority, knife-fighting is not normal in white communities.

ummm. Boss? Us dumbassed Louisiana redneck teenagers would stand three or four dumbasses toe-to-toe, and throw our Buck knives at each other's feet. Goal was to get as close as possible without touching the foot. This is how we develop the lack of the pain/flinch response. Your point did NOT count unless the blade sank at least an inch into the dirt.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at April 22, 2021 04:04 PM (wh8cF)

199 Knife fights were not unheard of in my town when I grew up, but it was Puerto Ricans, not blacks

Posted by: JoeF. at April 22, 2021 04:04 PM (HrMC1)

200 Exactly. If Dems are totes okay with a bitch stabbing someone to death why are the all panties in a bunch over the much more humane bullet to the head?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 22, 2021 04:04 PM (4fSQf)

201 Never, EVER fire non lethal anything. If someone is worth shooting they're worth shooting. You don't want to lose everything because you were being considerate.

Posted by: Reverend Chanequa Moron-Robbie Deonkay Smith III at April 22, 2021 04:04 PM (vBc2/)

202 > Knives are highly regulated in the UK.

As I understand it, you can go to jail for having a screwdriver in your car in the UK.

A screwdriver.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 22, 2021 04:04 PM (JZT2F)

203 If you've ever been stabbed, you realize you would rather be shot.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 22, 2021 04:04 PM (UkAUe)

204 You have to respect a man with as much patience and fortitude as OJ Simpson, still, after all these years, searching for his wife's real killer on all the best golf courses in the world.

He's truly the Dr. Richard Kimball of black men.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 22, 2021 04:04 PM (iLB9+)

205 Devolving into barbarism seems to be in some people's plan for society. Do they know that when that happens they better have their own private army, not just security guards, to keep them safe?

Posted by: President Select Decaf at April 22, 2021 04:05 PM (RMGKK)

206 The State of Ohio Child Support application has 15 fields for 'putative father' of the minor.

Let that sink in for a moment.
Posted by: Tonypete

putting the father "on paper" is looked down on in "the community".

Posted by: x4 at April 22, 2021 04:05 PM (oA+QO)

207 If I were a congress person I would hang a monitor outside my office with a running tally of the daily murders all listed by city and who's running that city.

Posted by: Fool Otto at April 22, 2021 04:05 PM (DB16e)

208 How'd you like to be the girl who was saved by the cops?


She might be the only black teenager in America who is glad the cops shot Machiata or whatever her name was. But she can't say so, because then she would be a white supremacist supporting racist cop-lover.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, emigre to the New America at April 22, 2021 04:05 PM (6M/iC)

209 Has anybody considered the idea that Democrats want the BLM/Antifa nonsense as a method of keeping blacks on the plantation ?Clearly, Republicans have nothing to add to any conversation that includes Burn Loot Murder, so this keeps blacks securely in the Democrat's camp because Democrats don't really care if blacks want to kill each other.
Posted by: SMOD at April 22, 2021 03:57 PM (RHGPo)

Have you ever considered that blacks aren't children and make their own choices? Your attitude is just as bad as the Dem's.

Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at April 22, 2021 04:05 PM (EpDzw)

210 Throw me!

Posted by: Chinese Stars at April 22, 2021 04:05 PM (LkMC+)

211 I've got five words to say to you, OJ, and they aren't "how nice to meet you."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 22, 2021 04:02 PM (2JVJo)


May I have your autograph?

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at April 22, 2021 04:05 PM (4FeUN)

212 >>Boss? Us dumbassed Louisiana redneck teenagers would stand three or four dumbasses toe-to-toe, and throw our Buck knives at each other's feet. Goal was to get as close as possible without touching the foot. This is how we develop the lack of the pain/flinch response. Your point did NOT count unless the blade sank at least an inch into the dirt.


Pussies.

We played Dart Tag.

Posted by: garrett at April 22, 2021 04:05 PM (Ubn1p)

213 "If you're telling me that knife-fighting is a standard operating procedure conflict resolution in black communities --"

Usually guns. And not for conflict-resolution; they do it for fun. Normies still don't get that! It's recreational.

Posted by: gp Has A New Keyboard at April 22, 2021 04:05 PM (qpX6U)

214 CBS also misleading, but not as badly as NBC.
Posted by: illiniwek at April 22, 2021 03:44 PM (Cus5s)


Lester Holt's a *special* case who is apt to go off script if the narrative isn't explicitly what Top Men want portrayed.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at April 22, 2021 04:05 PM (y7DUB)

215 They want the feral thugs to have no rules or laws to follow

Posted by: Skip at April 22, 2021 04:05 PM (Cxk7w)

216 Is it just me or does Jarret get fucking uglier every day?

Posted by: Jewells45 is having a sale! at April 22, 2021 04:05 PM (nxdel)

217 "Rules?! In a knife fight?!"

- - Harvey Logan

(name that movie!)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 22, 2021 03:52 PM (s2VJv)

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at April 22, 2021 04:06 PM (+8HzQ)

218 Posted by: DFCtomm at April 22, 2021 04:02 PM (50gG9)

LOL for the record the comment in question wasn't exactly adoring to blacks. Sometimes we sees what we wants to sees.

Posted by: ... at April 22, 2021 04:06 PM (uEbPt)

219
My sister once chased me around the house with a knife. Yes, I did put a live garter snake in her bed, so you know. Deserved it.

Posted by: Archer at April 22, 2021 03:58 PM


My sister had a cat that decided my bed was the place to pee while I was at work. Maybe I shoulda stabbed my sister, but instead decided to take the cat for a little ride in the trunk of my car. My regret ratio is still pegged at ZERO.

Posted by: Bill from Attainder at April 22, 2021 04:06 PM (N/gDA)

220 I understand why the Horde is focusing on the ketamine bit but let us not forget the electrified.

In a shotgun.

I mean, I have some questions here.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at April 22, 2021 04:06 PM (GbPPJ)

221 In Greta's history book, white KKK cop murdered innocent girl as she was cutting flowers in the yard ... innocent, just like ten year old Trayvon with his candy, and hands up don't shoot scholar Brown.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 22, 2021 04:06 PM (Cus5s)

222 Nothin' beats,
The hobo life.
Stabbin' people,
with my hobo knife.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at April 22, 2021 04:06 PM (HmZuC)

223 understand it, you can go to jail for having a screwdriver in your car in the UK.

*

No one in a British car needs a screwdriver.

Posted by: Reverend Chanequa Moron-Robbie Deonkay Smith III at April 22, 2021 04:07 PM (vBc2/)

224 At least Mumbleypeg had some rules.

Posted by: klaftern at April 22, 2021 04:07 PM (RuIsu)

225 Oh the idiotic "deport blacks" comment was noticed by many, I'm sure, including me, and I was about to respond to it when the sound of jackboots on cobblestones distracted me. In a completely irrelevant and pointless way it's kind of hilarious how touchy and observant the different flavors of bigots are to the reaction to their crap.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 22, 2021 04:07 PM (OTzUX)

226 LeBron James is fast approaching the OJ level of odium and right on cue OJ proves that James has shot right past him.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at April 22, 2021 04:07 PM (RMGKK)

227 I mentioned this the other day, let's look at the options...
Option 1: Police don't go to a domestic disturbance in a black community - FNM: Police are racist won't help black people

Option 2: Police go, don't stop the stabbing - FNM: Police are racist won't help black people
Option 3: Police go, shoot the would be stabber - FNM: Police are racist shoot mostly peaceful knife wielders.

This is no win for the cops.


Posted by: 18-1 at April 22, 2021 04:07 PM (JMMlQ)

228 I have only ever had one dude try to stab me (that I know of); but he waved off after the gun came out.

Trying to shank people is not acceptable. Enabling other people to shank people is no less acceptable, and both share the same prescription.

Posted by: somedood at April 22, 2021 04:08 PM (+lwg5)

229 216 I've got five words to say to you, OJ, and they aren't "how nice to meet you."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 22, 2021 04:02 PM (2JVJo)



May I have your autograph?

try *this* on for size! *hipthrust*

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at April 22, 2021 04:08 PM (v3pYe)

230 > If someone is worth shooting they're worth shooting.

Right. If I have to shoot anyone, it's going to be because they are posing an imminent threat to my life or the life of someone else.

A "non-lethal" whatever leaves open the possibility that they're still capable of inflicting damage.

Or so I see it.

Cops who have backup on the scene might have the option of trying the "non-lethal" thingie. As an individual, you don't. Not really.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 22, 2021 04:08 PM (JZT2F)

231 Posted by: Jewells45 is having a sale! at April 22, 2021 04:05 PM (nxdel)

Phrasing?

Posted by: Jak Sucio at April 22, 2021 04:08 PM (jvt6t)

232 225 I understand why the Horde is focusing on the ketamine bit but let us not forget the electrified.

In a shotgun.

I mean, I have some questions here.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at April 22, 2021 04:06 PM (GbPPJ)

If you're ok with a messy result, everything is fireable from a shotgun once.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at April 22, 2021 04:08 PM (z5Vrg)

233 The only way this race hustling stops is when BLM is bussed into the white suburbs.

Posted by: runner at April 22, 2021 03:48 PM


about a third of my neighbors already have the welcome mats out

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 22, 2021 04:08 PM (DUIap)

234 I'm betting the girl in pink is forced to speak out against the police saving her life.

Posted by: Reverend Chanequa Moron-Robbie Deonkay Smith III at April 22, 2021 04:08 PM (vBc2/)

235 I stabbed 3 people while reading the comments.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 22, 2021 04:08 PM (547oa)

236 If it saves just one life, we must let innocent people get stabbed to death.

Posted by: ... at April 22, 2021 04:08 PM (uEbPt)

237 >>This is no win for the cops.


In Option 3, everybody BUT the Cop wins.

Posted by: garrett at April 22, 2021 04:09 PM (Ubn1p)

238 >>>My sister had a cat that decided my bed was the place to pee while I was at work. Maybe I shoulda stabbed my sister, but instead decided to take the cat for a little ride in the trunk of my car. My regret ratio is still pegged at ZERO.
Posted by: Bill from Attainder at April 22, 2021 04:06 PM (N/gDA)

======

Be thankful it didn't pee in your trunk. We had one pee in the cab of our pickup. That smell never went away.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at April 22, 2021 04:09 PM (Y7bjQ)

239 Bitch be trippin'.

Posted by: wth at April 22, 2021 04:09 PM (v0R5T)

240 And I see we've got the anti-semitic brigade in the comments, so I will leave it to better men than I to wield the banhammer.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 22, 2021 04:09 PM (2JVJo)

241 > No one in a British car needs a screwdriver.

Hey, what are you supposed to stick in the fuse box when the Lucas electrics keep blowing fuses?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 22, 2021 04:09 PM (JZT2F)

242 I understand why the Horde is focusing on the ketamine bit but let us not forget the electrified.

In a shotgun.

I mean, I have some questions here.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at April 22, 2021 04:06 PM (GbPPJ)

They make, or made, a TASER shotgun round. XREP is the name brand. No idea who uses it or how effective it is.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at April 22, 2021 04:09 PM (ifmtJ)

243 A lot of this stupid chatter about knife fights being "normal" is being repeated because--let's be blunt--in black communities (and the one where this occur seems nicer than most) conflict is "normally" resolved with violence. And in today's Cancel Culture, no one has the guts to point this out.

Posted by: JoeF. at April 22, 2021 04:09 PM (HrMC1)

244 "Teenagers have been having fights including fights involving knives for eons," Newsome wrote on Twitter. "We do not need police."

I'm old enough to remember when connecting knife with blacks was the height of racism.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2021 04:09 PM (/i0hj)

245 As I understand it, you can go to jail for having a screwdriver in your car in the UK.
A screwdriver.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 22, 2021 04:04 PM (JZT2F)


John is a man of focus, commitment, sheer will... something you know very little about. I once saw him kill three men in a bar... with a pencil, with a fucking pencil. Then suddenly one day he asked to leave. It's over a woman, of course. So I made a deal with him. I gave him an impossible task. A job no one could have pulled off. The bodies he buried that day laid the foundation of what we are now. And then my son, a few days after his wife died, you steal his car and kill his fucking dog.

Posted by: Viggo Tarasov at April 22, 2021 04:09 PM (wh8cF)

246 knives

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2021 04:09 PM (/i0hj)

247 Don't the beautiful people realize that we are watching and taking note how they NEVER take the normal people's side?

If they are stupid they think everyone else is stupider. Is that the Dunning Kruger effect?

Posted by: President Select Decaf at April 22, 2021 04:09 PM (RMGKK)

248 >>>As I understand it, you can go to jail for having a screwdriver in your car in the UK.

I saw a Twitter post from some UK police dept where they were bragging about keeping weapons off the street. There was a screwdriver...and a Klingon bat'leth.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at April 22, 2021 04:10 PM (HmZuC)

249 No win for the cops. No win for the stabees. Solid win for the Dan Rathers.

Posted by: klaftern at April 22, 2021 04:10 PM (RuIsu)

250 Tranquilizer guns have been around forever.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 22, 2021 04:10 PM (kgRIj)

251 Shoulda just stabbed her in the knee.

Posted by: Joe Stabby Biden at April 22, 2021 04:10 PM (4fSQf)

252
If you're ok with a messy result, everything is fireable from a shotgun once.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at April 22, 2021


***

I question whether you could use Jello.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 22, 2021 04:10 PM (/XOcP)

253 124 The I am an elementary school teacher and *I* was taught how to disarm a kid with a knife, surely the cops can too take is also insane dumpster fire.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at April 22, 2021 03:53 PM (GbPPJ)
--

For just a fraction of a second, before I read the whole sentence and grokked the meaning, I had this beautiful image of Miss Alex busting little Johnny's ass and seizing the bowie knife he brought in for Show and Tell.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at April 22, 2021 04:10 PM (Dc2NZ)

254 I understand why the Horde is focusing on the ketamine bit but let us not forget the electrified.

In a shotgun.

I mean, I have some questions here.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at April 22, 2021 04:06 PM (GbPPJ)


You pick up those from the vending machine on the Neptune's Bounty level, if you hack it first.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 22, 2021 04:10 PM (jOcSX)

255 Hey, remember, the Greatest Movie in Cinema History was Black Panther.

That movie showed that, even when black folks were the most intelligent, technologically advanced, civilized people on Earth, they still decided who should lead them with a fight to the death.

Even Hollywood doesn't think black people are anything but violent animals. And apparently now all the "news" outlets and melanin-graced politicians think that, as well.

It's just us stupid, primitive white people who think blacks should be able to control their prehistoric urges. We are so benighted, we should be embarrassed.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 22, 2021 04:10 PM (iLB9+)

256 How'd you like to be the girl who was saved by the cops?

She might be the only black teenager in America who is glad the cops shot Machiata or whatever her name was. But she can't say so, because then she would be a white supremacist supporting racist cop-lover.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, emigre to the New America at April 22, 2021 04:05 PM (6M/iC)


She did go on record and say the cop saved her life. But of course, the media heard the first 3 or 4 words, saw where that was going and wandered off.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at April 22, 2021 04:11 PM (4FeUN)

257 206 > Knives are highly regulated in the UK.

As I understand it, you can go to jail for having a screwdriver in your car in the UK.

A screwdriver.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

A nation of poofters and pansies.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 22, 2021 04:11 PM (GBZnB)

258 >>Talk about the people with little hats and they come out of the woodwork.


What...like Shriners?

Posted by: garrett at April 22, 2021 04:11 PM (Ubn1p)

259 So this was dad/daughter assault time?
Talk about bonding.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 22, 2021 04:11 PM (HPSCb)

260 Teenagers have been having fights including fights involving knives for eons

*

We wuz knife fighterz!

Posted by: Reverend Chanequa Moron-Robbie Deonkay Smith III at April 22, 2021 04:11 PM (vBc2/)

261 Boss? Us dumbassed Louisiana redneck teenagers would stand three or four dumbasses toe-to-toe, and throw our Buck knives at each other's feet. Goal was to get as close as possible without touching the foot. This is how we develop the lack of the pain/flinch response. Your point did NOT count unless the blade sank at least an inch into the dirt.

Posted by: BifBewalski



Technically, that was Knife-Dumbassing, not Knife-Fighting. Yuge difference.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 22, 2021 04:11 PM (iLB9+)

262 If you've ever been stabbed, you realize you would rather be shot.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 22, 2021 04:04 PM (UkAUe)

My boss said something very interesting once. "The time my back went out was worse than that time I was stabbed."

He's a Marine. Could have been combat. Could have been shore leave.

He never elaborated, and I didn't press him for info.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, On Location in Montana at April 22, 2021 04:11 PM (4l77G)

263 Anybody else have this by the time they were 8? Nobody got stabbed or set on fire. And if they did, they didn't, you could always unscrew the cap and stitch them up or go fishing.

Posted by: Rambo's Knife at April 22, 2021 04:11 PM (LkMC+)

264 For just a fraction of a second, before I read the whole sentence and grokked the meaning, I had this beautiful image of Miss Alex busting little Johnny's ass and seizing the bowie knife he brought in for Show and Tell.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at April 22, 2021 04:10 PM (Dc2NZ)


Nah, she keeps discipline in the classroom through the use of a ruler, pencil skirt, and slightly too tight silk blouse.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 22, 2021 04:11 PM (jOcSX)

265 Us dumbassed Louisiana redneck teenagers would stand three or four dumbasses toe-to-toe, and throw our Buck knives at each other's feet.

And this counts as a knife fight to you?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 22, 2021 04:12 PM (KZzsI)

266 I feel sorry for the unnamed minor in pink. The left has basically said "it's OK if she stabbed you and you died."

Posted by: shibumi at April 22, 2021 03:43 PM (tjZg/)

There's no basically about it. But then, that's been Dem policy since the LBJ era. Personally, I would be fine with doubling the welfare benefit... in exchange, all non-blacks would be legally permitted to hunt as many black murderers and drug dealers as they wanted. Win win.

Posted by: trev006 at April 22, 2021 04:12 PM (0HpOW)

267 Hi Garrett!

Posted by: BifBewalski - at April 22, 2021 04:12 PM (wh8cF)

268 241 If it saves just one life, we must let innocent people get stabbed to death.
Posted by: ... at April 22, 2021 04:08 PM (uEbPt)


It's for their own good!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2021 04:12 PM (/i0hj)

269 It's going exactly as I imagined it would.
Posted by: DFCtomm at April 22, 2021 04:09 PM (50gG9)

So you're fapping then?

Posted by: Jak Sucio at April 22, 2021 04:12 PM (jvt6t)

270 He's a Marine. Could have been combat. Could have been shore leave.

He never elaborated, and I didn't press him for info.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, On Location in Montana at April 22, 2021 04:11 PM (4l77G)


Probably a tranny hooker in Thailand.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 22, 2021 04:12 PM (jOcSX)

271
If someone is worth shooting they're worth shooting twice.


ABDT

always be double tappin'

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 22, 2021 04:12 PM (DUIap)

272 "We've got to have a civilian national security force that's just as powerful, just as strong, just as well-funded." -DogEater

The "defund the police" and chaos is just another step toward our fundamental transformation that DJT so rudely interrupted.

Posted by: Fool Otto at April 22, 2021 04:12 PM (DB16e)

273 Exactly. If Dems are totes okay with a bitch stabbing someone to death why are the all panties in a bunch over the much more humane bullet to the head?

Because you can't mount a resistance to their tyranny with knives. Gun control has nothing to do with 'public safety'

Posted by: Eisenhorn at April 22, 2021 04:12 PM (vaVoJ)

274 That movie showed that, even when black folks were the most intelligent, technologically advanced, civilized people on Earth, they still decided who should lead them with a fight to the death.

*

Hahaha

(gives elaborate royal high five routine in agreement)

Posted by: Reverend Chanequa Moron-Robbie Deonkay Smith III at April 22, 2021 04:12 PM (vBc2/)

275 Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 22, 2021 04:12 PM (KZzsI)

no, but we routinely threw knives at each other.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at April 22, 2021 04:12 PM (wh8cF)

276 Those memes are great.

>>"Teenagers have been having fights including fights involving knives for eons,"

And also, as of last week, Bronies are extreme right-wingers, Nazis, even.

I cannot keep up with these new things we're supposed to believe have always been the norm.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 22, 2021 04:12 PM (bDqIh)

277 "Teenagers have been having fights including fights involving knives for eons," Newsome wrote on Twitter. "We do not need police."

And they can't figure out why people don't want to live these folks. It's a mystery!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2021 04:13 PM (/i0hj)

278 >>Posted by: DFCtomm at April 22, 2021 04:10 PM



I'd suggest you heading upstairs and fucking your mother...but the line is bound to be long and I am sure your father is already inside your sister.

So. Stick around while we mock you and your little dick.

Posted by: garrett at April 22, 2021 04:13 PM (Ubn1p)

279 269 If you've ever been stabbed, you realize you would rather be shot.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 22, 2021 04:04 PM (UkAUe)

My boss said something very interesting once. "The time my back went out was worse than that time I was stabbed."

He's a Marine. Could have been combat. Could have been shore leave.

He never elaborated, and I didn't press him for info.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, On Location in Montana at April 22, 2021 04:11 PM (4l77G)

My bet is shore leave.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at April 22, 2021 04:13 PM (z5Vrg)

280 DFCtomm, I'm really, really sorry you walked in on your wife/mom/sister getting spitroasted by a couple of Jewish guys, but that's a problem you're going to have to deal with on your own, homes.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 22, 2021 04:13 PM (JZT2F)

281 Not only do "only black lives matter," only the lives of black criminals matter. The overwhelmingly black victims of those black criminals can go die in a fire, for all the (overwhelmingly) white, female progressives care.

Posted by: Anotheranon at April 22, 2021 04:13 PM (8Ze5j)

282 From the looks of her butt, she was obviously just trying to butter a biscuit.

Posted by: wth at April 22, 2021 04:13 PM (v0R5T)

283
Notice no one in this aftermath is calling for Common Sense Knife Control.

"If it saves just one life..."
Posted by: ...


Ah, the British model.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 22, 2021 04:14 PM (63Dwl)

284 If I was a Cop and I came up to a black on black crime, I would get in my car and drive away. Much safer even though I would still get sued.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at April 22, 2021 03:35 PM (JUOKG)

------------------

Who would be a cop today?

Eventually a lot of the cops of today will end up in some grandee or other's private army. We the little people will be on our own.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at April 22, 2021 04:14 PM (RMGKK)

285 That movie showed that, even when black folks were the most intelligent, technologically advanced, civilized people on Earth, they still decided who should lead them with a fight to the death.

Honestly, considering our current political stupidity I'm not sure a duel to the death isn't the superior way to decide.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 22, 2021 04:14 PM (jOcSX)

286 That movie showed that, even when black folks were the most intelligent, technologically advanced, civilized people on Earth, they still decided who should lead them with a fight to the death.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 22, 2021 04:10 PM (iLB9+)

T'Challa: This community center in Oakland is a start to solving all of Africa's problems.

Africans: Fuck. You.

Posted by: trev006 at April 22, 2021 04:14 PM (0HpOW)

287 Posted by: DFCtomm at April 22, 2021 04:09 PM (50gG9)


There's unadoring comments made about all kind of groups around here. Just ask the ladies. Sometimes they get policed, sometimes they don't.

I think this place, while sometimes jumpy and other times not jumpy enough, has a fairly good radar about what is and isn't lurking behind certain key phrases.
There's a reason it went like you'd imagined, but I imagine it's not what you imagine.

Posted by: ... at April 22, 2021 04:14 PM (uEbPt)

288 If you're ok with a messy result, everything is fireable from a shotgun once.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at April 22, 2021 04:08 PM (z5Vrg)



As Terry Pratchett (I think) said all mushrooms are edible. Some are just only edible once.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at April 22, 2021 04:14 PM (GbPPJ)

289 Meanwhile joe is selling us down the river for fake climate change and the House passed DC Statehood...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 22, 2021 04:15 PM (Zmnko)

290 Ponder if you will...
Officer receives radio call, refuses to respond = racistOfficer responds to radio call but refuses to intervene = racistOfficer responds, intervenes with hands on, but not quickly enough to prevent stabbing = slow witted and racistOfficer responds, utilizes tazer = police brutality and racistOfficer responds, utilizes deadly force = didn't need to shoot her, excessive use of force, and racist
Wonder how the girl he saved feels about the whole thing.

Posted by: Greyman27 at April 22, 2021 04:15 PM (RKLPC)

291 If someone is worth shooting they're worth shooting twice.
ABDT
always be double tappin'
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 22, 2021 04:12 PM (DUIap)

Isn't this Rule #2 in Zombieland? Don't be stingy with the ammo, double tap that monster.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at April 22, 2021 04:15 PM (wh8cF)

292 Hey Bif.

...Morons.

How goes it today?

Posted by: garrett at April 22, 2021 04:15 PM (Ubn1p)

293 There has to be a non lethal means of stopping someone from stabbing another person

Cops can't keep killing people. EVEN WHEN ITS JUSTIFIED.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 22, 2021 04:15 PM (W2Pud)

294 I wear my WWCPD next to my Obama friendship bracelet.

I wonder if Macaca wore a WWCPD bracelet too. Because that's exactly what Cornpop would do. And the other girl should have had a 6 foot length of chain.

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 22, 2021 04:15 PM (sl8p+)

295 So, when Genghis Khan and his Merry Band o' Kids murdered a higher percentage of the human population than any other tyrant in history, using ONLY sharpened instruments, that was just Kids Havin' a Lark?

Posted by: Sharkman at April 22, 2021 04:15 PM (iLB9+)

296 When OJ wants to get fitted for golf gloves, does he try on more than just one Aris Isotoner
Lights?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 22, 2021 04:16 PM (PLitN)

297 Teenagers have been having fights including fights involving knives for eons,"

Well, this one won't be anymore

Posted by: It's me donna at April 22, 2021 04:16 PM (Zmnko)

298 So I'm going to say something really kinda fucked up.

I'm not saying I believe this, but I'm spitballing.

Let ghetto rats just kill, rob and rape each other to their heart's content. In other words, since police don't actually have any duty to put themselves in harm's way, let the next stabbing/shooting/robbery/rape occur and *then* take the suspect into custody. Not to say we won't have law enforcement in the ghetto, it'll just be more passive in order to avoid shit like this and the now regular rioting that occurs as a result.

OUTSIDE of the ghetto, now that ought to be a different story.

Posted by: Robert at April 22, 2021 04:16 PM (cF9w2)

299 He never elaborated, and I didn't press him for info.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, On Location in Montana at April 22, 2021 04:11 PM (4l77G)

Probably a tranny hooker in Thailand.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 22, 2021 04:12 PM (jOcSX)

heh. that's even funnier if you ever met my boss. He's not a 'playa," so to speak. he's a really nice guy carved out of an oak tree.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, On Location in Montana at April 22, 2021 04:16 PM (4l77G)

300 >>>There's no basically about it. But then, that's been Dem policy since the LBJ era. Personally, I would be fine with doubling the welfare benefit... in exchange, all non-blacks would be legally permitted to hunt as many black murderers and drug dealers as they wanted. Win win.
Posted by: trev006 at April 22, 2021 04:12 PM (0HpOW)

=======

Exactly. We'd rather be stabbed by one of our own than protected by a white cop.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at April 22, 2021 04:16 PM (Y7bjQ)

301 Wonder how the girl he saved feels about the whole thing.
Posted by: Greyman27 at April 22, 2021 04:15 PM (RKLPC)


Her family is filing suit against the city as we speak. They'll settle for $10-20 million.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2021 04:16 PM (mkzhW)

302 I saw a Twitter post from some UK police dept where they were bragging about keeping weapons off the street. There was a screwdriver...and a Klingon bat'leth.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at April 22, 2021 04:10 PM (HmZuC)


Truth. I saw a photo of one of their weapon hauls, and yes, screwdrivers and itty-bitty pen knives. I have friends in the UK that are fellow knife collectors, and the laws there are a fucking joke. If the blade locks - no matter the size, it's illegal. And of course, they flat out refuse to address the real problem, so they go after the knives.

Maybe our media should talk to their comrades on the other side of the pond about how safe knives are! Maybe they can talk some sense into the UK? Or maybe just our knives are soft and rubbery and fun for kids of all ages?

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at April 22, 2021 04:17 PM (4FeUN)

303 @296

People are more worried about leaving a better planet for their kids than better kids for the planet, - T. MacDonald

Posted by: Fool Otto at April 22, 2021 04:17 PM (DB16e)

304 *waves at nurse ratched*

Eris, remember, I was, once upon a time, guilted into teaching fifth grade Sunday School one summer.

To be fair, I did enjoy training up an army of minions.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at April 22, 2021 04:17 PM (GbPPJ)

305 > 1000 board warriors saddle up

Nearly as many as "saddle up" on your wife/mom/sister on a typical weekend, eh?

Ever get one of those DNA tests to see if your brother/uncle is really your father? You should, my friend.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 22, 2021 04:17 PM (JZT2F)

306 Did they check her butt for fentanyl?

Posted by: wth at April 22, 2021 04:17 PM (v0R5T)

307 There has to be a non lethal means of stopping someone from stabbing another person

Cops can't keep killing people. EVEN WHEN ITS JUSTIFIED.

Posted by: nurse ratched

Full plate armor

Posted by: Jean at April 22, 2021 04:18 PM (Xih1H)

308 I'll tell ya though, running a gladius through someone's guts is a terrific way to solve a persistent attitude problem.

Posted by: The 4th Centurion along at April 22, 2021 04:18 PM (PpDo3)

309 >>Posted by: DFCtomm at April 22, 2021 04:15 PM (50gG9)


No. I am specifically mocking you, Needledick.

You talk a good game, like most wannabe Aryans. But I imagine your limp little dick wouldn't say jack shit to my face (little hat or no) because you understand that you don't have a spine to back up your mouth.

So go ahead and run it. No skin off my back. I enjoy watching your and your kind beclown yourselves trying to mock your betters.

Posted by: garrett at April 22, 2021 04:18 PM (Ubn1p)

310 "a fairly good radar about what is and isn't lurking behind certain key phrases."

Oh cripes, another goodthink-enforcer on the thread, bragging about how he hears fucking dog-whistles.

As long as we are too timid to tell the truth about this shit, then this shit will eat us.

Posted by: gp Has A New Keyboard at April 22, 2021 04:18 PM (qpX6U)

311 The people in little hats sind unsere Ungluck.

Posted by: Illinois, and AOSHQ, Nazi at April 22, 2021 04:19 PM (OTzUX)

312 How goes it today?
Posted by: garrett at April 22, 2021 04:15 PM (Ubn1p)

Same Shit, Different Day. 3rd Monday this week.
Got my report card from my boss today. Evidently I'm exceeding expectations (admittedly they were low to begin with) and I'm to continue doing what I'm doing. Which seems to be basically fuck all, and commenting here.
Yourself?

Posted by: BifBewalski - at April 22, 2021 04:20 PM (wh8cF)

313
Honestly, considering our current political stupidity I'm not sure a duel to the death isn't the superior way to decide.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 22, 2021 04:14 PM (jOcSX)

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Well, it would at least demonstrate physical courage, which is a virtue. And knife-wielding skill, which is another virtue.

So the winner would have two more virtues than anyone else in our political class.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 22, 2021 04:20 PM (Uh2oA)

314 *scampers off to be a tattletale of tattletaleness*

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at April 22, 2021 04:20 PM (GbPPJ)

315 Let ghetto rats just kill, rob and rape each other to their heart's content. In other words, since police don't actually have any duty to put themselves in harm's way, let the next stabbing/shooting/robbery/rape occur and *then* take the suspect into custody. Not to say we won't have law enforcement in the ghetto, it'll just be more passive in order to avoid shit like this and the now regular rioting that occurs as a result.

It's a logical development from the way things are now. Show up quickly and risk getting in a jackpot that'll ruin your life? Or take your time getting there, and just draw a chalk outline around the body/bodies?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2021 04:20 PM (mkzhW)

316 Oh, ok in that new video I can see that Mli'quishanda does knock that other girl down, then dad takes over as she goes for the girl in pink. Man, I can't believe these people are being trained to ignore the police like this.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at April 22, 2021 04:20 PM (4FeUN)

317 Alternative idea from my above idea:

Build real life versions of the ED-209 robot from Robocop and just let them shoot offenders indiscriminately. Can't accuse anyone of racism if soulless machines are doing all the killing.

Posted by: Robert, thinking *smarter* at April 22, 2021 04:20 PM (cF9w2)

318 the saved girl is on tape with the other cop saying "yeah she tried to stab me and that's when he got her" ... (pretty close to that) ... that sums up the whole event, news should have used it, if they wanted a real "eye witness account". (but it is the "wrong narrative")

Posted by: illiniwek at April 22, 2021 04:21 PM (Cus5s)

319 I would ponder the legal consequences. Think about it.

Posted by: Dinkling at April 22, 2021 04:21 PM (HvK0K)

320 Why fight the power? The world is just too fucking nuts.

So, I'm thinking Ace Corp ought to go into the Brawndo business. Get an endorsement deal from Lebron. Market the hell out of that sucker.

Retire to Galt's Gulch on the proceeds.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, emigre to the New America at April 22, 2021 04:21 PM (6M/iC)

321 Any self respecting Democrat knows that you don't stop knife wielding
teens who want to kill each other in common ordinary recreational short
weapon fencing (see West Side Story).

Posted by: SMOD at April 22, 2021 04:21 PM (RHGPo)

322 If I was a Cop and I came up to a black on black crime, I would get in my car and drive away. Much safer even though I would still get sued.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at April 22, 2021 03:35 PM (JUOKG)

If the cop had allowed the girl to stab the other girl he would have been criticized for not intervening with claims that if the potential victim was white he would have intervened.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 22, 2021 04:21 PM (2DOZq)

323 The Chicago death rate will go even higher now that knife fights have been blessed.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 22, 2021 04:21 PM (cSyAR)

324 Every time a topic like this comes up there's always a few Stormfront douchebags ho come out of hiding to puke their crap all over the blog, about how them colored folks should all be deported "back to Africa" and somehow Jews get tangled up in it as well.

You need Jesus in a bad way

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 22, 2021 04:21 PM (KZzsI)

325 Quick, I'm in the middle of an argument...

Who has a link to that Stanford/NIH study that showed hydroxychloriquine was effective in early stage Covid cases?

Posted by: jwest at April 22, 2021 04:21 PM (/BlEx)

326 My cousin managed a chain auto parts store in Minneapolis at the start of the unpleasantness. Bosses said "Board up, grab the office PC with the records, and go home". 3 of 4 stores were burned out. The 4th stayed open when the neighborhood dads applied belt to ass on schoolmates and associates of their kids and the "white saviors" egging them on. They kept the neighborhood homes and cars and businesses safe. Amazing how an intact family or better yet a whole community of intact families can keep civilization up and running.

Posted by: Downcast at April 22, 2021 04:21 PM (I1v7r)

327 Posted by: DFCtomm at April 22, 2021 04:10 PM (50gG9)

Tell me, which key do you prefer Die Fahne Hoch in? C or G?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 22, 2021 04:21 PM (2JVJo)

328 Eris, remember, I was, once upon a time, guilted into teaching fifth grade Sunday School one summer.

To be fair, I did enjoy training up an army of minions.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at April 22, 2021 04:17 PM (GbPPJ)
---

This needs to be an 80's-style comedy movie, except they're high school kids.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at April 22, 2021 04:21 PM (Dc2NZ)

329 I went to a school which was roughly speaking 1/3 white, 1/3 black, and 1/3 hispanic, with smatterings of others, and I can assure you knife fights were NOT common. AND: we had COPS. Not school cops, but genuine city cops. And they were cool with the students. Why? Because 99% of the students just wanted to do what they had to do. The cops were there for the 1% of knuckleheads and gangbangers.
But no, spare me this "knife fights are common for eons" crap.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 22, 2021 04:21 PM (49Dnm)

330 Duel to the death to Star Trek fight music.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 22, 2021 04:22 PM (63Dwl)

331
Build real life versions of the ED-209 robot from Robocop and just let them shoot offenders indiscriminately. Can't accuse anyone of racism if soulless machines are doing all the killing.
Posted by: Robert, thinking *smarter* at April 22, 2021 04:20 PM (cF9w2)

--------

Not if Google programs it. They already shut down one machine-learning program for being too racist.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 22, 2021 04:22 PM (Uh2oA)

332 I'm betting that DFCtomm has worn plenty of little paper hats over the course of his long career in the fast food industry, at least in the places that didn't make him wear a hair net.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 22, 2021 04:22 PM (JZT2F)

333 and the House passed DC Statehood...

"...do solemnly swear..." Remember any of that?

Posted by: The Constitution at April 22, 2021 04:22 PM (AytXr)

334 I actually love this story. The thing about the Saint George story is that initially most people saw him as a guy who was being ill-treated and they identified with him - out of work due to lock downs, struggling to get buy,...

The truth was much different, but the initial illusion lingered long enough to become accepted.

With this story, no matter ho you slice it it is a bunch of animals killing each other in the streets. You go BLM- go defend this. Tell us that this is white man's fault. Tell us that we need to "be better" and reperate these animals. No one believes you.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 22, 2021 04:22 PM (zIAlb)

335 It's sad, but the black community in the US is really fucked up, and the people, black and white, who claim to care about them, are making it worse.

The "White Supremacy" boogeyman is not doing anyone any favors.

Posted by: JoeF. at April 22, 2021 04:23 PM (HrMC1)

336 I believe the delayed response, passive overall approach, etc are already happening in policing (Wyatt could confirm), and this is material (probably the major factor) in the explosion of violent crime in most cities the past year.

So the idiotic fruit of this idiocy is already being "enjoyed" by people living in areas most afflicted by violent crime, exactly as predicted when it started.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 22, 2021 04:23 PM (OTzUX)

337 Well, it would at least demonstrate physical courage, which is a virtue. And knife-wielding skill, which is another virtue.

So the winner would have two more virtues than anyone else in our political class.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 22, 2021 04:20 PM (Uh2oA)


It ensures that the ruler is young and healthy, with a certain amount of cunning and discipline. There's no issues of questionable ballots or electoral shenanigans, everyone knows who is the winner and accepts it. A ruler who wins still has to govern, and the threat of facing a younger challenger encourages him to focus on governance which is generally accepted by all factions.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 22, 2021 04:23 PM (jOcSX)

338 Got the new Rig registered, insured and cleaned up...just in time for the rain.

Liking the Suburban a lot, though. Big upgrade from the old 3/4 ton.

Posted by: garrett at April 22, 2021 04:23 PM (pb76f)

339
Eris, remember, I was, once upon a time, guilted into teaching fifth grade Sunday School one summer.

To be fair, I did enjoy training up an army of minions.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at April 22, 2021 04:17 PM (GbPPJ)

***

So starting Sunday School class with PT is cool.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 22, 2021 04:23 PM (HPSCb)

340 Or take your time getting there, and just draw a chalk outline around the body/bodies?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 22, 2021 04:20 PM (mkzhW)

Well I didn't want to risk dropping my doughnut.

Posted by: The Insulin Resistant Blue Line at April 22, 2021 04:23 PM (cF9w2)

341 That cop was a gunslinger. He stopped her in the stabbing motion from the draw, in a crowd, with a ru kus at his feet. Didn't hit anyone else, no pass thrus, looked like a CNS stop.

Damn fine shooting, Tex

Posted by: Jean at April 22, 2021 04:24 PM (Xih1H)

342 The left is almost without exception brain damaged. Yet they are winning.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 22, 2021 04:24 PM (cSyAR)

343 If DC statehood passes, we need to counter with Greenland statehood.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at April 22, 2021 04:24 PM (Dc2NZ)

344 I am done. If police in Democrat run hell holes would just listen to you, Val, black Americans can just solve all their problems by themselves without all that whit privilege.

Law and Order is obviously not something many leftists want or need, so party on.

The best part: no more police shootings and no more super lotto jackpot settlements. It is a win win.

Posted by: Czech Chick at April 22, 2021 04:24 PM (haWye)

345 All these people repeating, ad nauseum, that stabby was only 16 seem to be missing the fact that she looks to be at least 160 lbs. Fatty could put some WEIGHT behind that swing. Derek Chauvin was only 140 lbs.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 22, 2021 04:24 PM (YYlyE)

346 >>I'm betting that DFCtomm has worn plenty of little paper hats over the course of his long career in the fast food industry, at least in the places that didn't make him wear a hair net.


One can never be too safe when rinsing out your uncles twice used condoms.

Posted by: garrett at April 22, 2021 04:25 PM (pb76f)

347 If I was a Cop and I came up to a black on black crime, I would get in my car and drive away. Much safer even though I would still get sued.
There is a god chance the suit wouldn't hold ...
Warren v. District of Columbia (444 A.2d. 1, D.C. Ct. of Ap. 1981) is a District of Columbia Court of Appeals case that held that the police do not owe a specific duty to provide police services to specific citizens based on the public duty doctrine.

Posted by: SMOD at April 22, 2021 04:25 PM (RHGPo)

348 how them colored folks should all be deported "back to Africa"
........

Sorry, don't want 'em.

Posted by: Africa at April 22, 2021 04:25 PM (v0R5T)

349 They all must have thought The Outsiders and Westside Story were documentaries .

Stay gold Pony Boy, stay gold.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 22, 2021 04:25 PM (2DOZq)

350 Let ghetto rats just kill, rob and rape each other to their heart's content. In other words, since police don't actually have any duty to put themselves in harm's way, let the next stabbing/shooting/robbery/rape occur and *then* take the suspect into custody. Not to say we won't have law enforcement in the ghetto, it'll just be more passive in order to avoid shit like this and the now regular rioting that occurs as a result.


Has it ever occurred to anyone that one of the reasons The Po' Lice are so hated in the 'hood is that in many cases they PREVENT the ghetto rats from killing each other??

Posted by: JoeF. at April 22, 2021 04:25 PM (HrMC1)

351 154: Americans are spoiled brats who cannot and will not tolerate responsibility. (If people care to argue that point, explain our governments, explain the points laid out in #154, and explain why it's bad that a cop shot a knife wielding would-be assailant. No cop has shot me, but then, I never wielded weapons at them. Weird, huh?)

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 22, 2021 04:25 PM (49Dnm)

352 If the cop had allowed the girl to stab the other girl he would have been criticized for not intervening with claims that if the potential victim was white he would have intervened.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth

better to be criticized by retards than judged by a mob.

Posted by: x4 at April 22, 2021 04:26 PM (oA+QO)

353 It's sad to think that if the other girl who was getting the attempted stabbing was White the cop would already be behind bars.. The only thing sort of saving his butt is the potential victim was Black

Posted by: It's me donna at April 22, 2021 04:26 PM (Zmnko)

354
Well, I'm guessing the girl in pink probably had some prior conflict with the stabber. It seems likely. There may have been no prior conflict, though. Or it may have been a routine teenager conflict, but where one girl wasn't a routine teenager. I won't judge the victim here, unless it comes out that they had a drug dispute or something.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 22, 2021 04:26 PM (Uh2oA)

355 DFCtomm: the only "point" you have is the one on top of your head. Zippy the Pinhead style.

That's what happens when your family tree doesn't have any branches.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 22, 2021 04:26 PM (JZT2F)

356 310: And in the UK Parliament is STILL constant, ceaseless whining about "knife crime".

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 22, 2021 04:26 PM (49Dnm)

357 Think about it. If you are aiding and abetting .... It's a felony.

Posted by: Dinkling at April 22, 2021 04:27 PM (HvK0K)

358 J&J vaccine study results published in the New England Journal of Medicine yesterday says the vaccine does not prevent you from getting Covid, but reduces the severity of the symptoms for about 67% of the people who caught it within a few weeks after getting vaccinated (likely with reduced efficacy as time passes). So masks don't work (virus particles much smaller than gaps in masks) and the vaccine doesn't prevent you from getting or transmitting the virus. It has all been theater.

Posted by: Post-American at April 22, 2021 04:27 PM (po5ZZ)

359 "It's sad, but the black community in the US is really fucked up"

Show me a country where they aren't fucked up. Seriously. Where is it?

The canard that the USA is the _only_ nation with racial strife is the Biggest Lie of the left.

Posted by: gp Has A New Keyboard at April 22, 2021 04:27 PM (qpX6U)

360 Let ghetto rats just kill, rob and rape each other to their heart's content. In other words, since police don't actually have any duty to put themselves in harm's way, let the next stabbing/shooting/robbery/rape occur and *then* take the suspect into custody. Not to say we won't have law enforcement in the ghetto, it'll just be more passive in order to avoid shit like this and the now regular rioting that occurs as a result.

I find it depressing and interesting at the same time that, while we are force-fed images of middle-class blacks in happy marriages and happy neighborhoods, spiced with the occasional cool ghetto (but not TOO ghetto) guy chillin' with his mixed-race homies through advertising, to look at the daily news, it appears that, conversely, much of Black America is absoultely determined to live up to every racist categorization the KKK ever dreamed up about them.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 22, 2021 04:27 PM (2JVJo)

361 i agree, the site is running much faster.

Posted by: Dinkling at April 22, 2021 04:27 PM (HvK0K)

362 > One can never be too safe when rinsing out your uncles twice used condoms.

Rinsing? Licking out, more likely. Them's good eatin', in his culture.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 22, 2021 04:28 PM (JZT2F)

363 If DC statehood passes, we need to counter with Greenland statehood.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at April 22, 2021 04:24 PM (Dc2NZ)


As I was saying in an earlier thread: we need a 70 States Project to push for breaking up a lot of big / culturally scattered states. NYC, Chi, Philadelphia could all become city-states. CA gets broken up into five states. OR and WA get split, CO as well. Maybe break up Texas.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 22, 2021 04:28 PM (jOcSX)

364 Some minorities are more sacred than other minorities.

Posted by: DFCtomm at April 22, 2021 04:02 PM (50gG9)

Some minorities are in the main productive members of society, while other groups have sizable numbers who are savage and violent and drag society down.

But say what you mean...that you don't like it when people defend [fill in blank].

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 22, 2021 04:28 PM (Q9lwr)

365 353 If DC statehood passes, we need to counter with Greenland statehood.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at April 22, 2021 04:24 PM (Dc2NZ)

Admit the State of Jefferson.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 22, 2021 04:28 PM (49Dnm)

366 The new video also accentuates how quickly the cop had to react. Clearly he did a fantastic job.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 22, 2021 04:28 PM (sWM8x)

367 You know what would've been effective? A night stick. Police don't carry those any more because Rodney King.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 22, 2021 04:29 PM (kTF2Z)

368 https://mobile.twitter.com/PMDawnStan/
status/1385336891025891334

The pièce de résistance was when she talked about educating the landlord

Posted by: This Video Is Comedy Gold at April 22, 2021 04:29 PM (LkMC+)

369 Maybe break up Texas.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 22, 2021 04:28 PM (jOcSX)

Don't forget TX can split itself into as many as five states by an act of the Legislature. It's the only state that can do it.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 22, 2021 04:29 PM (49Dnm)

370 DFTComm, what you are oblivious to is that the Sturmfront types have been a plague on all blogs from the start, and the blog gets destroyed quickly if they aren't chased off as soon as they start showing up, like roaches in the pantry. That's why anyone showing all the markers of one, Like "ruled by" is showing, gets reacted to. They wrecked the Federalist's comment pages so completely that those don't exist anymore, and they ruin any other place where they're allowed to fester.

It's more polite, when seeing a post that's across the line, to simply ignore it, but that can't be done with the sturmfronters, they have to be opposed and chased off for our own self preservation. That's just the way it is,

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 22, 2021 04:29 PM (trdmm)

371 What is the average BLM IQ?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 22, 2021 04:30 PM (cSyAR)

372 I went to a school which was roughly speaking 1/3
white, 1/3 black, and 1/3 hispanic, with smatterings of others, and I
can assure you knife fights were NOT common. AND: we had COPS. Not
school cops, but genuine city cops. And they were cool with the
students. Why? Because 99% of the students just wanted to do what they
had to do. The cops were there for the 1% of knuckleheads and
gangbangers.

But no, spare me this "knife fights are common for eons" crap.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 22, 2021 04:21 PM

I spent my first two years in High School at an inner City majority black school in the 70s and never witnessed or heard of a knife fight. The biggest problem the Cops had at school was kids sneaking up to the 3rd floor bathrooms to smoke dope. My brother was one of the biggest offenders and spent days in detention because of it.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at April 22, 2021 04:30 PM (JUOKG)

373 Truth. I saw a photo of one of their weapon hauls, and yes, screwdrivers and itty-bitty pen knives. I have friends in the UK that are fellow knife collectors, and the laws there are a fucking joke. If the blade locks - no matter the size, it's illegal. And of course, they flat out refuse to address the real problem, so they go after the knives.

Knife laws here in the US are pretty messed up too. In WA, a three inch "concealed" fixed blade PARING KNIFE is legally considered a "deadly weapon". Seriously. The case went all the way to the state Supreme Court.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 22, 2021 04:30 PM (YYlyE)

374 A Hebrew bit my sister, once!

Posted by: dfcTOMM at April 22, 2021 04:30 PM (pb76f)

375 > but something tells me that you're accusing me of being a NAZI

You're not smart enough to be a Nazi, son.

Real Nazis invented the jet aircraft and the cruise missile.

Your kind is lucky if you can make a pipe bomb without blowing yourself up.

You're basically just a really pathetic group of semi-retarded role-playing nerds. Even bronies look down on you.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 22, 2021 04:30 PM (JZT2F)

376 Man, I can't believe these people are being trained to ignore the police like this.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead



What's odd about a lot of these fatal interactions with police is that the people are acting like lunatics with each other and then someone gets shot and it's suddenly a surprise.

Almost as if there is a huge amount of this kind of lunatic behavior that is witnessed by police on a daily basis that DOESN'T result in shooting even though the situations could easily result in someone getting shot. And the people just get used to acting like insane people, not thinking that there will be any negative result. Until suddenly this time there is.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 22, 2021 04:30 PM (iLB9+)

377 Build real life versions of the ED-209 robot from Robocop
Posted by: Robert, thinking *smarter* at April 22, 2021 04:20 PM


Just remember to teach the ED-209 about stairs.

Posted by: Alex Murphy at April 22, 2021 04:30 PM (awtm/)

378 If DC statehood passes, we need to counter with Greenland statehood.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at April 22, 2021 04:24 PM (Dc2NZ)

Admit the State of Jefferson.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 22, 2021 04:28 PM (49Dnm)
.........

or at least Fresno

Posted by: wth at April 22, 2021 04:30 PM (v0R5T)

379 Trump's fault!! OrangeMan Bad!!!

Posted by: NPC_11101100 at April 22, 2021 04:30 PM (DMUuz)

380 My Mom makes the BEST cream pies

Posted by: dfcTOMM at April 22, 2021 04:30 PM (pb76f)

381 Most of black America wants to be left the hell alone and wants nothing to do with these loud, obnoxious knuckleheads in urban poor areas.

I mean, I don't want to be represented by 3-toot sister-bothering meth heads living in rusted trailers either. They exist and do awful stuff but aren't politically useful.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 22, 2021 04:31 PM (KZzsI)

382 14 what about the guy who kicked the girl on the ground in the head?
is no one gonna talk about him?
___________

Why? Da damn po-po don't need bein' gettin' tween a man and his lady. Das jus' how bros show dey love fer da wimmins!

Posted by: BLM spokes-idiot at April 22, 2021 04:31 PM (k4dH2)

383 If DC is magically converted to a state, then Texas should split into 50 more states. You want Senators? We will give you Senators.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, emigre to the New America at April 22, 2021 04:31 PM (6M/iC)

384 You're number 5

Posted by: DFCtomm at April 22, 2021 04:29 PM (50gG9)

Stop being cryptic and say what you mean. I am number five...what?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 22, 2021 04:31 PM (Q9lwr)

385 What is the average BLM IQ?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 22, 2021 04:30 PM (cSyAR)
........

assumes facts not in evidence

Posted by: wth at April 22, 2021 04:31 PM (v0R5T)

386 Think about it....

Posted by: Dinkling at April 22, 2021 04:32 PM (HvK0K)

387 Daddy only fucked me and Mommy never loved me.

Posted by: dfcTOMM at April 22, 2021 04:32 PM (pb76f)

388 >*AFTER THE POLICE HAVE ARRIVED AND ARE APPROACHING THE SCENE FROM A SHORT DISTANCE*.

WTFFFF??? My only reaction to that. The disconnect from reality, not just civilization, is breath-taking.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 22, 2021 03:57 PM (OTzUX)

Seems to indicate a sense of impunity from police action. Or rank stupidity. Could be either.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at April 22, 2021 04:32 PM (DXFDM)

389 jwest -

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/16115318/

Posted by: Adriane the Head Bobbin' Critic ... at April 22, 2021 04:32 PM (okV1R)

390 What's odd about a lot of these fatal interactions with police is that the people are acting like lunatics with each other and then someone gets shot and it's suddenly a surprise.


Because nobody ever told these assholes NO. Or whipped their ass and grounded them. In other words, feral humans put out on the street.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at April 22, 2021 04:32 PM (jvt6t)

391 Is a knife fight defined as the situation you get when one person is stabbing to death unarmed people? Because that sounds like a poor definition of a knife fight.


Remember when Louis XVI found himself in a guillotine fight?

Posted by: banana Dream at April 22, 2021 04:32 PM (Fq1gB)

392 If some areas and cultures want to go full Rwanda, and will actively try to destroy anyone who tries to stop them, maybe we should work on air lifting out those who don't want to be part of that program and let nature take its course with those that do.

Posted by: Bete at April 22, 2021 04:33 PM (Ojki1)

393 "The new video also accentuates how quickly the cop had to react. Clearly he did a fantastic job."

Agreed! That's what shows that the complaints are so egregiously false. _Nobody_ could have handled it better than that cop did.

It's just more bitching from people who learned fifty years ago that they could get what they want politically by violently bitching, rioting and burning.

Posted by: gp Has A New Keyboard at April 22, 2021 04:33 PM (qpX6U)

394 It just occurred to me, with all this knifing, is Bluebell taking orders?
Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 22, 2021 04:33 PM (HPSCb)

395 So...the Big Takeaway is that black people are just completely feral and they like it that way. Hated Whitey should accept it and just let them rip into each other I guess.

Posted by: Eat The Eloi at April 22, 2021 04:33 PM (V3EEC)

396 Don't forget TX can split itself into as many as
five states by an act of the Legislature. It's the only state that can
do it.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 22, 2021 04:29 PM

Unfortunately the Constitution prohibits any new State being made from part(s) or any existing State. Plus any special licenses that were granted to the Republic of Texas when it joined the Union were nullified by the recent unpleasantness of 1860 and succession.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at April 22, 2021 04:33 PM (JUOKG)

397 On bright side no calls for knife confiscation so have at

Posted by: Skip at April 22, 2021 04:33 PM (Cxk7w)

398 353 If DC statehood passes, we need to counter with Greenland statehood.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at April 22, 2021 04:24 PM (Dc2NZ)

This is erotic talk. Go on...

Posted by: Northern European Enthusiast and Geologist at April 22, 2021 04:33 PM (LkMC+)

399 Got the new Rig registered, insured and cleaned up...just in time for the rain.

Liking the Suburban a lot, though. Big upgrade from the old 3/4 ton.
Posted by: garrett at April 22, 2021 04:23 PM (pb76f)

Well you're in the right part of the country for one. What year Suburban did you get?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at April 22, 2021 04:33 PM (ifmtJ)

400 I wonder if he sounds desperate for cash.... LOLs

Posted by: Dinkling at April 22, 2021 04:33 PM (HvK0K)

401 > Unfortunately the Constitution prohibits any new State being made from part(s) or any existing State.


Ahem.

Posted by: West Virginia at April 22, 2021 04:34 PM (JZT2F)

402 "Valerie Jarrett...actually faulted the police for trying to 'break up a knife fight,' which apparently she thinks is normal, noncriminal behavior which police should have no involvement with."

"'Teenagers have been having fights including fights involving knives for eons,' Newsome wrote on Twitter. 'We do not need police.'"

I say we give both of these "ladies" their wish.

Posted by: SC Math Teacher at April 22, 2021 04:34 PM (dBpR0)

403 I find it depressing and interesting at the same time that, while we are force-fed images of middle-class blacks in happy marriages and happy neighborhoods, spiced with the occasional cool ghetto (but not TOO ghetto) guy chillin' with his mixed-race homies through advertising, to look at the daily news, it appears that, conversely, much of Black America is absoultely determined to live up to every racist categorization the KKK ever dreamed up about them.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 22, 2021 04:27 PM (2JVJo)

I'm going to get killed for saying this, but here goes,
The KKK were scumbags who killed and harassed and otherwise bedeviled innocent people, but they didn't make anything up.

Posted by: JoeF. at April 22, 2021 04:34 PM (HrMC1)

404 Gotta go Fluff some of my Uncles...

Catch all you Hebrews on the Flip Side!

Posted by: dfcTOMM at April 22, 2021 04:34 PM (pb76f)

405 What is the average BLM IQ?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker


Low side of single digits?
IOW, my shoe size is bigger.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 22, 2021 04:34 PM (OCTRt)

406 They wrecked the Federalist's comment pages so completely that those don't exist anymore

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 22, 2021 04:29 PM (trdmm)

I was under the impression that was down to the censorship we've seen all over the Internet in the last few months. Given that I've seen Blogspot types manage the truly monomaniacal, that's definitely not the reason that a group with Federalist money would cancel commenting.

I wouldn't know, I don't pay attention to sites that don't allow comments.

Posted by: trev006 at April 22, 2021 04:35 PM (0HpOW)

407
Admit the State of Jefferson.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33


Movin' on up!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 22, 2021 04:35 PM (63Dwl)

408 What's odd about a lot of these fatal interactions
with police is that the people are acting like lunatics with each other
and then someone gets shot and it's suddenly a surprise.





Because nobody ever told these assholes NO. Or whipped their ass and
grounded them. In other words, feral humans put out on the street.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at April 22, 2021 04:32 PM

Yep. Just like the 13 year old that was shot while running away from the Cops at 0130 in the morning carrying a loaded gun. Don't blame the Cops, blame the parents.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at April 22, 2021 04:35 PM (JUOKG)

409 Who has a link to that Stanford/NIH study that showed hydroxychloriquine was effective in early stage Covid cases?

Posted by: jwest



Here's the link to the website that aggregates ALL of the HCQ studies, with tabs at the top for a bunch of other therapies:

https://c19hcq.com/

Posted by: Sharkman at April 22, 2021 04:35 PM (iLB9+)

410 Nood

Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo ranch at April 22, 2021 04:35 PM (MhbK0)

411 It's a 2007 with a new Jasper Replacement Motor (25k on it).

Loads of miles on it...but it is super clean and new engine.

Posted by: garrett at April 22, 2021 04:35 PM (pb76f)

412 WOW

Posted by: Dinkling at April 22, 2021 04:36 PM (HvK0K)

413 Why? Da damn po-po don't need bein' gettin' tween a man and his lady. Das jus' how bros show dey love fer da wimmins!
Posted by: BLM spokes-idiot at April 22, 2021 04:31 PM (k4dH2)

That kick was right before the obligatory "who bitch dis?"

Posted by: BifBewalski - at April 22, 2021 04:36 PM (wh8cF)

414 > This has went amazingly well, and very enjoyable, but I gotta run now. cya

Your turn in line with your mom/sister/wife already?

Business must be slow today.

DFCtomm's sister/wife/mom: "Your dick tastes like shit."

DFCtomm's dad/brother/uncle: "DFCtomm needed to borrow the car earlier today."

Posted by: West Virginia at April 22, 2021 04:36 PM (JZT2F)

415 I grew up in a black neighborhood. The only thing I saw that was close to a knife fight was one guy had a miniature hand saw and the other guy had a Afro rake.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 22, 2021 04:36 PM (2DOZq)

416 She had a serrated steak knife. If the cop showed up a few seconds late the girl Bryant was trying to gut would have died a very slow and painful death. POWs caught with serrated blades were executed on the spot for a reason.

Posted by: Corona-kun at April 22, 2021 04:36 PM (OjTGt)

417 Teenagers have been having fights including fights involving knives for eons,' Newsome wrote on Twitter. 'We do not need police.'"

That is supernaturally stupid. Something about God abandoning them to there stupid.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 22, 2021 04:36 PM (cSyAR)

418 376 The new video also accentuates how quickly the cop had to react. Clearly he did a fantastic job.
____________

Yep, I watched the video twice in real time, and still couldn't tell what was happening. Only after watching it in slow-mo could I see what was going on. No way I could have reacted and fired an accurate shot like that cop did.

I read somewhere yesterday that he was ex-military with sharpshooter training. His training really took!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 22, 2021 04:36 PM (k4dH2)

419 Unfortunately the Constitution prohibits any new State being made from part(s) or any existing State.





Ahem.





Posted by: West Virginia at April 22, 2021 04:34 PM

The Constitution was literally suspended form 1860-1865 by Lincoln. Those years do not apply.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at April 22, 2021 04:37 PM (JUOKG)

420 413 > Unfortunately the Constitution prohibits any new State being made from part(s) or any existing State.





unless it was agreed to. and it was. breaking the agreement on that means breaking the agreement entirely.

Posted by: x4 at April 22, 2021 04:37 PM (oA+QO)

421 This has went amazingly well, and very enjoyable, but I gotta run now. cya

Posted by: DFCtomm at April 22, 2021 04:33 PM (50gG9)

Oh...don't leave before you realize you are being banned!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 22, 2021 04:37 PM (Q9lwr)

422 No calls for a National Conversation On Knife Violence yet? Common sense knife control?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 22, 2021 04:37 PM (DMUuz)

423 It just occurred to me, with all this knifing, is Bluebell taking orders?
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Diogenes


What is a shiving going rate?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 22, 2021 04:38 PM (OCTRt)

424 The KKK were scumbags who killed and harassed and otherwise bedeviled innocent people, but they didn't make anything up.
Posted by: JoeF. at April 22, 2021 04:34 PM (HrMC1)

Conversely, the victorious Union could have continued their Reconstruction carpetbagging. They didn't, because-

1) Resistance would have held back American growth for decades.
2) They obviously didn't care about black people in the slightest.

Posted by: trev006 at April 22, 2021 04:38 PM (0HpOW)

425
Ya know, I get it... it might be fun like once or twice or year to swing by some website full of people you don't like and call them choadsmokers or something. I occasionally do it to cucks on Twitter.

But, if you actually plague a website as a dedicated troll, it speaks to a wholly defiled existence. A life not worth living.

Doing it here is particularly pointless and unrewarding and sad... it's bizarre.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 22, 2021 04:38 PM (Uh2oA)

426 Unfortunately the Constitution prohibits any new State being made from part(s) or any existing State.


Ahem.

Posted by: West Virginia



Heh. Laughing at the idea that the Constitution means anything these days.

But also I note that the District of Columbia is not technically a part of any state.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 22, 2021 04:39 PM (iLB9+)

427 *knife expert weighs in*

-----

Ron and Nicole still unavailable for comment ...

Posted by: ShainS at April 22, 2021 04:39 PM (RWv+/)

428 Well, I'm guessing the girl in pink probably had some prior conflict with the stabber. It seems likely. There may have been no prior conflict, though. Or it may have been a routine teenager conflict, but where one girl wasn't a routine teenager. I won't judge the victim here, unless it comes out that they had a drug dispute or something.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 22, 2021 04:26 PM (Uh2oA)

The information is pretty sporadic, but originally this was supposed to be a foster home. So yes, a history. But originally media said the guy doing the kicking was Muia'lauquinshala's dad. Yet the aunt was there also (?!) There was a lot of weirdness going on we may never know about. The "adults" obviously didn't like the other 2 girls, so I'm guessing stabby'quisha was a perpetual victim and got the 2 adults involved against the other 2 girls, escalating things way out of proportion.

Sounds good to me.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at April 22, 2021 04:39 PM (4FeUN)

429 What is a shiving going rate?

Posted by: rickb223



Twenty bucks.

Same as in town.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 22, 2021 04:39 PM (iLB9+)

430 Any one of you that says you hate violence more than us, well, you had better have a knife. That is all we can say.

Posted by: Satans Retards at April 22, 2021 04:41 PM (zLXTt)

431 @430
Ditto!

Posted by: BLM at April 22, 2021 04:42 PM (zLXTt)

432 @431
Double ditto!

Posted by: CNN at April 22, 2021 04:42 PM (zLXTt)

433 Contemporary primer.

See D'Angelo. See D"Angelo stab. Stab, D'Angelo, stab.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 22, 2021 04:42 PM (VVEnO)

434 @432
Triple dildos!!!

Posted by: Sheppi Smith at April 22, 2021 04:43 PM (zLXTt)

435 She had a serrated steak knife. If the cop showed up a few seconds late the girl Bryant was trying to gut would have died a very slow and painful death. POWs caught with serrated blades were executed on the spot for a reason.
Posted by: Corona-kun


Triangular blades FTW.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 22, 2021 04:44 PM (OCTRt)

436
Triangular blades FTW.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 22, 2021 04:44 PM

...

We need that video from the SAS guy again.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 22, 2021 04:45 PM (UYwDL)

437 >>> 392 If some areas and cultures want to go full Rwanda, and will actively try to destroy anyone who tries to stop them, maybe we should work on air lifting out those who don't want to be part of that program and let nature take its course with those that do.
Posted by: Bete at April 22, 2021 04:33 PM (Ojki1)

Which "we" is going to do that? The Derp State commies are working very hard to make sure *everyone* gets to participate.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 22, 2021 04:45 PM (b8eqQ)

438 It's bad when OJ needs to tell black people to ctfo.

Posted by: SMFH at April 22, 2021 04:46 PM (Nqq7o)

439 Yep. Just like the 13 year old that was shot while running away from the Cops at 0130 in the morning carrying a loaded gun. Don't blame the Cops, blame the parents.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at April 22, 2021 04:35 PM (JUOKG)


Nobody mentions that Adam's mom hadn't seen her son for over 2 days. A 13 year old. Yeah, that's normal.

There seems to be this weird thing going on now where they absolutely ignore the cops. Like they're not even there. Every single one of these incidents goes down the same way. Like that guy who had the knife, and car with his kids (although the media said the knife was in the car - I guess they've never seen a black blade), and he's walking around ignoring every order the cops are giving him. Then SHOCKER! He gets shot when he starts rummaging around the car for a weapon.

And right here. These people were doing this in front of a fucking cop? At least a few years ago, they'd have all run off, or run inside, or something. Drop the knife? Lie? No, let's try to kill these kids right now. Nobody will know. Strange AF.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at April 22, 2021 04:47 PM (4FeUN)

440 261 Boss? Us dumbassed Louisiana redneck teenagers would stand three or four dumbasses toe-to-toe, and throw our Buck knives at each other's feet. Goal was to get as close as possible without touching the foot. This is how we develop the lack of the pain/flinch response. Your point did NOT count unless the blade sank at least an inch into the dirt.

Posted by: BifBewalski

...

This. I taught my son this game for crying out loud.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 22, 2021 04:50 PM (UYwDL)

441 This whole thing makes me proud to be an American. Only in America.

Posted by: JZNASRAPBATTLE at April 22, 2021 04:51 PM (SKkKl)

442 Maybe break up Texas.

Without elections, we're getting nothing.

Posted by: t-bird at April 22, 2021 04:54 PM (DMQdU)

443 Posted by: West Virginia at April 22, 2021 04:34 PM

The Constitution was literally suspended form 1860-1865 by Lincoln. Those years do not apply.


Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at April 22, 2021 04:37 PM (JUOKG)

what about Kentucky? Damn, Virginia used to be huge. If you look at really old maps, it went on and on to the West.

Posted by: Quint at April 22, 2021 04:55 PM (TPY/s)

444 Maybe break up Texas.



Without elections, we're getting nothing.

Posted by: t-bird at April 22, 2021 04:54 PM (DMQdU)

that has been around a long time. There was a time most Texans thought the state was legally allowed to break into five states I think. I believe people have decided that was a tall tale, but I will leave that to you state breaking up experts.

Posted by: Quint at April 22, 2021 04:57 PM (TPY/s)

445 Lot's of white faces in that crowd.

Note how prayerful they are until the cameras have got their shot.

Then everyone relaxes their "pose".

And that's all all this is; a pose by poseurs.

Posted by: jakee308 at April 22, 2021 04:57 PM (LS3oW)

446 Even if knife fights were somehow common and part of standard teenage growing up in America, which is ridiculous on its face... that doesn't make them okay, safe, or something we should ignore, shrug at, or tolerate.

According to these cretins, we're supposed to be horribly outraged that someone won't use some lunatic's chosen pronoun, but ignore a girl stabbing another one.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 22, 2021 05:04 PM (KZzsI)

447 Game Show

Guess My Racism

Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 22, 2021 05:05 PM (EFCBR)

448 My uncle was a high school teacher in inner-city Minneapolis in the 60's and had a knife pulled on him in class. It wasn't unheard of, of course, but it wasn't every day either. And it was shocking because it suggested a really bad situation that normal people never saw.

The notion that knife fights are normal and the gaslighting going on that knife fights are normal. They're not. Not even.

But sure, my high school had rules about how big a buck knife you could carry on a sheath on your belt. And switchblades were pure evil, of course.

I never once saw a knife fight.

In any case, what I HEAR with all this gaslighting is basically, well, maybe white people like YOU don't expect knife fights to be a normal part of teen years but you have to understand that all those brown people are naturally violent.

I'm getting really sick of the racism. Someone invented "systemic" racism so they'd never have to actually examine the consequences of their own racist mind-space ever again.

Posted by: Synova at April 22, 2021 05:09 PM (BD/yx)

449 Another item to add to my growing list of white privilege:
- no knife fights in white neighborhoods
Add that to:
- raised by two parents
- taught to respect others regardless of race, color, creed etc
- taught to respect others property (if you find an iPhone in the bathroom it's not yours...turn it in)
- dont loot businesses
- talk so others can understand you
- go to school and learn
- respect authority (old timey value...may be obsolete now)

These are just white privileges off the top of my head. Interested to read others.

Posted by: JT at April 22, 2021 05:11 PM (frfx6)

450 Fuck them. Let them stab each other to fucking death.

Posted by: Chipperson at April 22, 2021 07:15 PM (lR8wZ)

451 So if the Democrat party platform is now "knife fights addres a common occurrence" i guess all states should start removing all anti-knife laws from thier books.

Posted by: Rbastid at April 22, 2021 09:07 PM (wrfI8)

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