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Quick Hits: Pissed Off Ikea Guy Has More Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions Edition

Steven Crowder exposes a leftist woman a racist with a White Savior complex, but she's too stupid to get it.

What really happened at the Ohio shooting:

This woman should run for schoolboard, for Congress, for whatever:

Toronto's Police are very excited that they're getting guns off the streets.

Assault weapons like these:




If you missed yesterday's dose of hatred from an Ikea clerk, here it is.

Below: The sequel.

By the way, the type of person who is this angry about having to actually work for his paycheck is, of course, very leftwing. I suggest that you do not read his timeline if you want to enjoy this.

Dudes Posting Their W's Online:



Posted by: Ace at 06:31 PM




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1 hiya

Posted by: JT at April 22, 2021 05:32 PM (arJlL)

2 Maor content! Thx Ace.

Posted by: Bete at April 22, 2021 05:33 PM (Ojki1)

3 More nonsense? new nood?

Posted by: Dinkling at April 22, 2021 05:35 PM (HvK0K)

4 IKEA asshole is a progressive?

You don't say. You don't say...

And congrats to JT

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at April 22, 2021 05:35 PM (ifmtJ)

5 I can't tell if she's hot...

but she's a 1. Would Hit.

Posted by: garrett at April 22, 2021 05:36 PM (EAJRn)

6 And congrats to JT
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang

Thank you.

Posted by: JT at April 22, 2021 05:36 PM (arJlL)

7 on his last leg, hiring who knows whom

Posted by: Dinkling at April 22, 2021 05:36 PM (HvK0K)

8 Ikea dude needs a new job...

Posted by: runner at April 22, 2021 05:36 PM (Q9SFr)

9 Laughed to hard at the fireworks to type the first comment.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at April 22, 2021 05:37 PM (qZdIZ)

10 Ikea retail. Not for the faint of heart.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 22, 2021 05:37 PM (u82oZ)

11 Seriously, I KNOW, more about ILI and CLI than Fauchi and his merry band of fucktards do.

This shit has gone beyond absurd.

It was all an op, it was always an op.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 22, 2021 05:38 PM (Cyov5)

12 July 4th's a nothing to me now. Feels empty.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 22, 2021 05:38 PM (OTzUX)

13 IKEA asshole is a progressive?

Not many his age out there who aren't.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 22, 2021 05:38 PM (W4eKo)

14 IKEA skit is hilarious, but the "comedian" is a fan of Cori Bush. Hard pass.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 22, 2021 05:38 PM (CQV05)

15 retail is not for the faint of heart

Posted by: runner, drive BLM to the 'burbs at April 22, 2021 05:38 PM (Q9SFr)

16 4 IKEA asshole is a progressive?

You don't say. You don't say...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at April 22, 2021 05:35 PM (ifmtJ)

He should do what he loves instead to make money.

And with New York not prosecuting prostitution anymore he doesn't have to worry about being dragged down to the station for giving handies in the truck stop parking lot again if he moves there.

Posted by: Bete at April 22, 2021 05:38 PM (Ojki1)

17 >>>July 4th's a nothing to me now. Feels empty.


Haven't put up my flag since election day.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 22, 2021 05:39 PM (CQV05)

18 Also watched PO'ed mom dress down the GA Assembly, she's right you know.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at April 22, 2021 05:39 PM (qZdIZ)

19 And more advice 'rons and 'éttes do not need.

Never put a launch stave for a rocket in your bum hole. It is not fun for you.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 22, 2021 05:40 PM (u82oZ)

20 Wyatt Earp

Just like me. No flag on the flagpole.

Stay safe on that countdown to retirement.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 22, 2021 05:41 PM (u82oZ)

21 I work retail. Even if he is a proggie, Ikea guy is spot on.

Posted by: davidt at April 22, 2021 05:41 PM (ez/ed)

22 Never put a launch stave for a rocket in your bum hole. It is not fun for you.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 22, 2021 05:40 PM (u82oZ)

...

4th of July parties at your place must be lit.

Posted by: Bete at April 22, 2021 05:42 PM (Ojki1)

23 Somewhere, in another alternate universe, is our beloved country. And here we are stuck in this shitty one. Damn.

Posted by: Ruthless at April 22, 2021 05:42 PM (/uaBM)

24 >>>Stay safe on that countdown to retirement.
Posted by: NaCly Dog


Headed south when I'm done!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 22, 2021 05:42 PM (CQV05)

25
He should do what he loves instead to make money.

And with New York not prosecuting prostitution anymore he doesn't have to worry about being dragged down to the station for giving handies in the truck stop parking lot again if he moves there.
Posted by: Bete at April 22, 2021 05:38 PM (Ojki1)

LOL

Bless you for that. I needed a laugh.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at April 22, 2021 05:42 PM (ifmtJ)

26 Has Jack Sparrow been seen on the streets of Toronto?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 22, 2021 05:42 PM (cSyAR)

27 do note that porn stache is back

Posted by: runner, drive BLM to the 'burbs at April 22, 2021 05:43 PM (Q9SFr)

28 17 >>>July 4th's a nothing to me now. Feels empty.


Haven't put up my flag since election day.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 22, 2021 05:39 PM (CQV05)

Yep. No point in celebrating the dead.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at April 22, 2021 05:43 PM (ifmtJ)

29 I liked that Ikea video as much as the first one. I do have to quibble with the "Do you work here" one though. If you're wearing a polo shirt or a suit, people will ask you if you work there. I've been in Target in a dark suit and had someone ask me if I worked there. What? Their uniform is red shirt and khakis. No, I don't work here.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 22, 2021 05:43 PM (YYlyE)

30 Never put a launch stave for a rocket in your bum hole. It is not fun for you.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 22, 2021 05:40 PM (u82oZ)
---------
Don't. Clench.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 22, 2021 05:43 PM (WGara)

31 27 do note that porn stache is back
Posted by: runner, drive BLM to the 'burbs at April 22, 2021 05:43 PM (Q9SFr)

I guess even gay porn stashe counts.

Posted by: Roy at April 22, 2021 05:43 PM (Ti+Tv)

32 I know many here can't distinguish platform from content and thus fear twatters cooties, but if you found and followed the best people starting a year ago, you'd have been well informed about the catastrophic debacle the response to C19 was from early on. The guy ace posted above, like all of them, has his niche - his is documenting the lack of correlation between "policies" and results. There are many, each with different specialties.

One woman in AZ busted the state health department for falsifying their hospital stats (they were actually forced to change them). One in San Diego quickly busted the idiot governor on ICU capacity status around Christmas.

It's two things. The silver-lining/naively optimistic one is - the power of web-based independent analysts with access to info. The more important one is - the amazing collapse in integrity and competence in public institutions.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 22, 2021 05:44 PM (OTzUX)

33 Haven't put up my flag since election day.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 22, 2021 05:39 PM

Yeah, moved mine away from the street into my backyard. Easier shot at my age.

Posted by: Bill from Attainder at April 22, 2021 05:44 PM (N/gDA)

34 Never put a launch stave for a rocket in your bum hole. It is not fun for you.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 22, 2021 05:40 PM (u82oZ)

You need to lubricate it with Vaseline first.

Posted by: Roy at April 22, 2021 05:44 PM (Ti+Tv)

35 Who really thinks it's a good idea to put a giant bottle rocket in your ass and light it? And that's not even a stupid teenager. That's a full grown adult.

I wonder who he voted for.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 22, 2021 05:45 PM (W2Pud)

36 not last

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 22, 2021 05:45 PM (GBZnB)

37 See, I can appreciate funny. Dude posted some funny shit AND he's a leftwing dickhead.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at April 22, 2021 05:45 PM (IYHxL)

38 I see we are all back to fighting tooth and nail to lower taxes on people that hate us. Fuck that noise. Raise the cap Gina to 70% on the rich. Zero fucks given. And Corp taxes too. Make it 50%.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at April 22, 2021 05:45 PM (zkgwj)

39 Kudos for the lady pleading for her kid.

Posted by: Emmie at April 22, 2021 05:45 PM (ofYez)

40 Headed south when I'm done!
Posted by: Wyatt Earp

Puerto Rico? The Bahamas? Cuba?

You've got us all in suspense here.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at April 22, 2021 05:45 PM (tjZg/)

41 >>>Yeah, moved mine away from the street into my backyard. Easier shot at my age.


I do put up my Devils flag just to annoy the prog Flyers fans. Gives me a reason to giggle

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 22, 2021 05:46 PM (CQV05)

42 I know I'm old-fashioned, but why not just refrain from putting anything in your ass, including fireworks?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 22, 2021 05:46 PM (H5knJ)

43 HARRY REAMS SHIT MY PANTS!

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 22, 2021 05:46 PM (sF88F)

44 IKEA asshole is a progressive?

Not many his age out there who aren't.
Posted by: Notorious BFD


IKEA collects assholes. The workers, the customers, the whole shootin' match. I've been in one twice, and that's two time too many.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at April 22, 2021 05:47 PM (tjZg/)

45 Only change I've made since election day is that I now always carry...something. Oh, not that! That was lost in that inflatable canoe debacle back in '19. I just wear my shirt untucked because it makes me look less fat. Yeah, that's it.

Posted by: Ruthless at April 22, 2021 05:47 PM (/uaBM)

46 >>>You've got us all in suspense here.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative


New Hampshire. Kids are keen on Alabama but anything south of Maryland would be good enough

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 22, 2021 05:47 PM (CQV05)

47 Who really thinks it's a good idea to put a giant bottle rocket in your ass and light it? And that's not even a stupid teenager. That's a full grown adult.

I wonder who he voted for.
Posted by: nurse ratched


Whomever offered free bum balm.

Posted by: JT at April 22, 2021 05:47 PM (arJlL)

48 I can't watch that Crowder video without getting deeply angry.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 22, 2021 05:47 PM (YYlyE)

49
Just a quick reminder of something really stupid that happened in 2020: Remember that girl in the Star Wars Trooper costume with the plastic space laser weapon getting Guns drawn on her, shouted at to lay face-down on the ground, up in Canada?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 22, 2021 05:47 PM (1/75k)

50 I guess even gay porn stashe counts.
Posted by: Roy at April 22, 2021 05:43 PM (Ti+Tv)


generally speaking, stache is kinda ghey.....

Posted by: runner, drive BLM to the 'burbs at April 22, 2021 05:48 PM (Q9SFr)

51 I know I'm old-fashioned, but why not just refrain from putting anything in your ass, including fireworks?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 22, 2021 05:46 PM (H5knJ)

Your a scold.

Posted by: Richard Gere at April 22, 2021 05:48 PM (sF88F)

52 Chain migration happens with amnesty the Horde can buy Whatamala. It will be empty.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 22, 2021 05:48 PM (kgRIj)

53 >>>Stay safe on that countdown to retirement.
Posted by: NaCly Dog


Headed south when I'm done!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 22, 2021 05:42 PM (CQV05)

****

Maryland welcomes you!

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 22, 2021 05:48 PM (flINI)

54 I have a buddy who did the bottle rocket out of his ass one 4th back when we were in college. Pretty much the same result.

Posted by: mugiwara at April 22, 2021 05:48 PM (3npH9)

55 Pro Tip: Fire and Ass do not mix.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 22, 2021 05:48 PM (e+rs5)

56 I never fly the Stars & Stripes anymore. I only fly my Texas flag & The Gonzales Battle flag.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at April 22, 2021 05:48 PM (jvt6t)

57 Toronto should consider paving their streets. this is the 21st century.

Posted by: x4 at April 22, 2021 05:48 PM (oA+QO)

58 Never put a launch stave for a rocket in your bum hole. It is not fun for you.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
---------
Don't. Clench.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea

We'll have to do some research. Whether farting to help propel the rocket is better, or not farting so you don't have a cloud of flammable gas by your bunghole is better.

Posted by: Twitter Users at April 22, 2021 05:49 PM (P1f+c)

59
Re: the lady giving the school board Anal Apertures the whatfor:

She did great except for one thing: She kept asking for their permission to remove the mask off HER child's face.

Permission? The time for permission is over.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 22, 2021 05:49 PM (1/75k)

60 If you're wearing a polo shirt or a suit, people will ask you if you work there.

If you look confident and like you know what you’re doing people will ask you if you work here. When it should be a tell that you don’t.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 22, 2021 05:49 PM (HWWaj)

61 True Music Fact :

Fire and Ass was Pat Benetar's #1 selling Single.

Posted by: garrett at April 22, 2021 05:49 PM (QoYb/)

62 I'll continue to do the flag(s) on Memorial Day, in honor of those who sacrificed for what is now being trashed. Other than that...

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 22, 2021 05:49 PM (W4eKo)

63 IKEA guy for president - I mean it. Every single media type needs to be told by Pres. IKEA Dude:

"Hey, why don't you even think, Diane? What? I'm here to be your brain? I was born with one and mine is being used all the time - I have no time to lend it to you. What the fuck even happen to yours? I'm not a lend/lease program."

Posted by: Boswell at April 22, 2021 05:49 PM (w2LAm)

64 IKEA collects assholes. The workers, the customers, the whole shootin' match. I've been in one twice, and that's two time too many.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at April 22, 2021 05:47 PM (tjZg/)

...

IKEA has preachy signs in their food area about bussing your own table.

Like no one in the US ever carried a tray to the trash can.

Seriously IKEA, leave your Euro prejudices behind, or at least visit any McDonalds before you go to the wasted effort of lecturing us.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 22, 2021 05:50 PM (ohOLP)

65
Yes, yes, I know. Her kid won't be allowed into school without a mask.

Time to tell the school to go horsefuck.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 22, 2021 05:50 PM (1/75k)

66 54 I have a buddy who did the bottle rocket out of his ass one 4th back when we were in college. Pretty much the same result.
Posted by: mugiwara at April 22, 2021 05:48 PM (3npH9)

If he would just relax and enjoy it......

Posted by: Shep! at April 22, 2021 05:50 PM (jvt6t)

67 Why are people so stupid today? Soy? Vegan diets?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 22, 2021 05:50 PM (cSyAR)

68 That woman in the first vid with Crowder? Stupid should be very painful.

Posted by: Infidel at April 22, 2021 05:50 PM (E0OEG)

69 The US should start airdropping Liberator pistols into Canada.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 22, 2021 05:51 PM (YYlyE)

70 Bete

Liked your previous comments. And # 22.

We do OK. I'm getting a bunch of pragmatists here for the holiday. We may have Club Med night in the pool, or as I call it: Wrinkle Fest.

I have an entire roll of bubble wrap for us to pop, just before the Conga line. But safe fireworks, except for any coyotes that show up. Tracer rounds. Thanks. Need to get tracer rounds.

And it's a pot luck, with my Deplorable Gourmet recipes on display.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 22, 2021 05:51 PM (u82oZ)

71 Permission? The time for permission is over.

Totally agree.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 22, 2021 05:51 PM (W4eKo)

72 I love Disgruntled Store Clerk, even though I've pulled that "No price code? Must be free!" line and made my checkout clerk die a little bit inside.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at April 22, 2021 05:51 PM (Dc2NZ)

73 New Hampshire. Kids are keen on Alabama but anything south of Maryland would be good enough
Posted by: Wyatt Earp

Good luck living in Philly until you can retire.

My cousin was a cop for about 35 years, the last 15 as a sergeant - detective. The last five, he couldn't wait to get out. I know it wears on anybody with a real conscience.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at April 22, 2021 05:51 PM (tjZg/)

74
KY Jelly will effortlessly propel your rectum based explosive into glory.

Posted by: KY Jelly at April 22, 2021 05:51 PM (N/gDA)

75 55 Pro Tip: Fire and Ass do not mix.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 22, 2021 05:48 PM (e+rs5)

...

Surprise twist: he swallowed that rocket head first four days earlier.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 22, 2021 05:51 PM (ohOLP)

76 "Toronto's Police are very excited that they're getting guns off the streets."

Ahahaha!

I'll be snickering all day from that.

Good job, Maple Milkers.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 22, 2021 05:52 PM (aXxgO)

77 >>>Good luck living in Philly until you can retire.

My cousin was a cop for about 35 years, the last 15 as a sergeant - detective.


I'm a detective. Last day is 11-1-24. 1,290 days. Easy peasy.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 22, 2021 05:52 PM (CQV05)

78 Jesse Kelly having fireworks and food this year?

To celebrate what?

Posted by: Just Asking at April 22, 2021 05:52 PM (OP2H/)

79 Working retail sucks and people are jerks when they are given authority over others. This is a surprise to anyone?


Posted by: 18-1 at April 22, 2021 05:53 PM (JMMlQ)

80 God bless the woman in that video, even though I fear she is speaking to worthless political scum and it will fall on deaf ears!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 22, 2021 05:53 PM (hOUT3)

81 Bozo - I'm also in one of the best neighborhoods in the city. Very far north of the city.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 22, 2021 05:53 PM (CQV05)

82 When I was young and first moved to Houston with only my car and clothes I really liked IKEA. I have no need for them now.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 22, 2021 05:54 PM (2DOZq)

83
Re: the bullshit gun buyback bullshit

That's exactly what it's like for ALL the bullshit gun "buybacks" in every city.

I shit you not, all you need to bring them is a PIECE of WHAT COULD BE part of a gun.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 22, 2021 05:54 PM (1/75k)

84 Is Toronto paying people to turn in guns? Because if so I think I see a money making opportunity.
Are citizens allowed to travel to Canada yet or only our rulers?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 22, 2021 05:55 PM (JMMlQ)

85 rhomboid: "July 4th's a nothing to me now. Feels empty."

I'm right there with you. Independence has become passé.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 22, 2021 05:55 PM (aXxgO)

86 > Just a quick reminder of something really stupid that happened in 2020: Remember that girl in the Star Wars Trooper costume with the plastic space laser weapon getting Guns drawn on her, shouted at to lay face-down on the ground, up in Canada?

Poor 19 year old was terrified. You could hear her sobbing 100 yards away in the video.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 22, 2021 05:55 PM (YYlyE)

87 72 I love Disgruntled Store Clerk, even though I've pulled that "No price code? Must be free!" line and made my checkout clerk die a little bit inside.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at April 22, 2021 05:51 PM (Dc2NZ)

I've said a few lines that I know when cashiering would have made my eyes roll.

Posted by: Bete at April 22, 2021 05:55 PM (Ojki1)

88 We need to mask kids to protect them from COVID!
But COVID doesn't affect kids.

WHY DO YOU HATE SCIENCE?!?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 22, 2021 05:55 PM (JMMlQ)

89 Swedish meatballs at IKEA are very meh. But everyone seems to love them.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at April 22, 2021 05:55 PM (zkgwj)

90 42 I know I'm old-fashioned, but why not just refrain from putting anything in your ass, including fireworks?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 22, 2021 05:46 PM (H5knJ)
--

The combination of asses and pyrotechnics seems counterintuitive, and yet...

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at April 22, 2021 05:56 PM (Dc2NZ)

91 35 Who really thinks it's a good idea to put a giant bottle rocket in your ass and light it? And that's not even a stupid teenager. That's a full grown adult.
I wonder who he voted for.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 22, 2021 05:45 PM (W2Pud)

That's because you're a girl. Girls are gross.

Posted by: Stonn at April 22, 2021 05:56 PM (kTmsO)

92 passe pronounced "ay "

Damn black diamonds everywhere again.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 22, 2021 05:56 PM (aXxgO)

93 Ikea dude needs a little attitude adjustment.

Posted by: dartist at April 22, 2021 05:56 PM (+ya+t)

94
Who really thinks it's a good idea to put a giant bottle rocket in your
ass and light it? And that's not even a stupid teenager. That's a
full grown adult.



I wonder who he voted for.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 22, 2021 05:45 PM (W2Pud)

If I ever write a memoir you'll discover tons of shit adults did that don't make sense. lol Oh btw Nurse, I got a new phone because the old one disintegrated and I lost all my contacts, so you and Jordan went poof, so text me at your convenience so I can get you back in my list. This goes for any other morons or ettes who were in my list.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 22, 2021 05:56 PM (VwHCD)

95 ikea guy should do standup
most standup comedians are assholes, so he'd fit right in
plus he's funny, and a lot arent

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 22, 2021 05:57 PM (GBZnB)

96 *second look at blow it out your ass?*

Posted by: Ben Had at April 22, 2021 05:57 PM (kgRIj)

97 July 4th's a nothing to me now. Feels empty."
Britain is more of a shithole that The United States of the Paste Eater is still.
And more to the point Independence was a major, positive thing - modern Americans through that away over mean tweets and fear of the flu, but it doesn't take away from what Washington and co did.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 22, 2021 05:57 PM (JMMlQ)

98 True Music Fact :

Fire and Ass was Pat Benetar's #1 selling Single.
Posted by: garrett at April 22, 2021 05:49 PM (QoYb/)


And Flames from my Booty was a big hit for Beyonce.

Posted by: TC at April 22, 2021 05:58 PM (Unmm2)

99 I might celebrate Independence Day by walking into stores without a mask, just to see what happens.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at April 22, 2021 05:58 PM (Dc2NZ)

100 All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread)

If you just officially retired, is it your birthday ?

Posted by: JT at April 22, 2021 05:58 PM (arJlL)

101 NaCly, I am thumbing through TDG as I type looking for your recipes!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 22, 2021 05:58 PM (hOUT3)

102 https://babylonbee.com/ news/dems-change -mind-on-abortion -after-unborn-babies-start -wielding-knives
Dems Finally Defend Unborn Babies' Lives After They Start Wielding Knives

Posted by: Stonn at April 22, 2021 05:58 PM (kTmsO)

103 For fans of rule of law, Kash Patel, the Nunes aid/Grennell aide who was key in uncovering the "Russia!" hoax/corrupt IC&LE scandal, is now the target of those in power.

So not only did the biggest scandal and closest thing to a coup in US history pass with zero consequences for the perps (actually, victory for them), but some of those central to uncovering it may be punished.

Enjoy!

(safe harbor disclaimer: But the mid-terms! And the bad guys will over-reach! And stuff!)

Posted by: rhomboid at April 22, 2021 05:58 PM (OTzUX)

104 I used to manage a CVS in NY when they were a regional store. I had more problems with my hair band employees than I did with the customers.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 22, 2021 05:58 PM (2DOZq)

105 I proudly fly the flag that has represented this country and it's values. We (as a family) have done so forever.
There is absolutely NO WAY I will ever be ashamed of who I am and where I live. If this offends in any manner, tough shit. Come convince me I should feel otherwise.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 22, 2021 05:58 PM (KATBx)

106 Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 22, 2021 05:56 PM (VwHCD)

Oh.....you're on my list.

Posted by: Francis at April 22, 2021 05:58 PM (jvt6t)

107 Bozo - I'm also in one of the best neighborhoods in the city. Very far north of the city.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp

Maine ?

Posted by: JT at April 22, 2021 05:58 PM (arJlL)

108 Who really thinks it's a good idea to put a giant bottle rocket in your
ass and light it? And that's not even a stupid teenager. That's a full
grown adult.
Men do stupid stuff to impress each other. Women do to of course. But whereas men shoot bottle rockets out of their butts women get vajjazled.


Posted by: 18-1 at April 22, 2021 05:58 PM (JMMlQ)

109 That's one way to remove the hair from your ass.

Posted by: wth at April 22, 2021 05:59 PM (v0R5T)

110 Off the streets mean found in a storm drain, right?

Posted by: Skip at April 22, 2021 05:59 PM (Cxk7w)

111 Berserker, my email is back on the side bar for the MoMe.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 22, 2021 05:59 PM (kgRIj)

112 Jesse Kelly having fireworks and food this year?

To celebrate what?
Posted by: Just Asking at April 22, 2021 05:52 PM (OP2H/)

America?

Posted by: Boswell at April 22, 2021 05:59 PM (w2LAm)

113 Swedish meatballs at IKEA are very meh. But everyone seems to love them.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at April 22, 2021 05:55 PM (zkgwj)
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Where else can you get fresh breen on Earth?

Posted by: Narn Tourists at April 22, 2021 05:59 PM (WGara)

114 About Wall Street... they are fine with what is going on... looking forward to China Business, cheap domestic labor, and the upcoming break, use up, and replace stuff war...

Posted by: kraken at April 22, 2021 06:00 PM (6Je/Q)

115 There is absolutely NO WAY I will ever be ashamed of who I am and where I live. If this offends in any manner, tough shit. Come convince me I should feel otherwise.
Posted by: irongrampa at April 22, 2021 05:58 PM (KATBx)

Damn straight!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at April 22, 2021 06:00 PM (Dc2NZ)

116 Do young men still try to light their farts on fire?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 22, 2021 06:00 PM (cSyAR)

117 Re: the bullshit gun buyback bullshit

That's exactly what it's like for ALL the bullshit gun "buybacks" in every city.

I shit you not, all you need to bring them is a PIECE of WHAT COULD BE part of a gun.

Depends on the buyback. I've been watching for a buyback near me because I'm seriously contemplating making a whole car-load of slamfire shotguns and taking them to a buyback for $50 a pop or whatever they're offering.

Every once in a while, someone will show up to a buyback with a bunch of 3d printed AR15 receivers. Per the law, those are technically a "gun". However, some buybacks will specify the gun has to be functional.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 22, 2021 06:00 PM (YYlyE)

118 Jessie Kelly blocked me on Twitter, I got tired of his "we're letting the Communist take over everything" shtick while at the same time saying we need the GOP, we just need better candidates.

Posted by: lowandslow at April 22, 2021 06:00 PM (4thlk)

119 Swedish meatballs at IKEA are very meh. But everyone seems to love them.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at April 22, 2021 05:55 PM (zkgwj)

Breakfast is a bargain and not too bad.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 22, 2021 06:00 PM (2DOZq)

120 Content Full of Quality!

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 22, 2021 06:01 PM (vuisn)

121 I might celebrate Independence Day by walking into stores without a mask, just to see what happens.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at April 22, 2021 05:58 PM (Dc2NZ)
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Fireworks, if you're still going to be in Michigan.

Posted by: bluebell at April 22, 2021 06:01 PM (wyw4S)

122 If this goes on much longer I am going to get a Lone Ranger style mask. That should scare the viruses away, right. They say silver acts as an anti-viral. Not the horse, the metal.

Posted by: Ruthless at April 22, 2021 06:01 PM (/uaBM)

123 >>Breakfast is a bargain


The best I ever had.

Posted by: Roger Daltry at April 22, 2021 06:01 PM (QoYb/)

124 To each their own, but even Memorial Day? Doubt it. The symbols and slogans are just mockery, now.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 22, 2021 06:01 PM (OTzUX)

125 I swear, the only thing white liberals know about the inner city is what they learned watching West Side Story. They probably think poor people break out into song during their playful knife fights, too.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 22, 2021 06:01 PM (HWWaj)

126 The IKEA meatball instructions are a real bitch, though...

Posted by: kraken at April 22, 2021 06:02 PM (6Je/Q)

127 I figured IKEA guy was a lefty - there's just a little bit too much anger in some of those rants, and he's lashing out because he doesn't have the skillset or attitude to improve his life.

I'm not much of an IKEA fan at all - in fact a lot of their shit is overpriced garbage - but they do make one thing that's excellent, and that's the shelf system they have that's perfect for LP's. Plain, simple, inexpensive and sturdy. They also have (of course) drawers and door sets for the things, which I use for my photo gear. Other than that, I'm hard pressed to understand how they're a thing. From what I read it's gotten even cheaper and shoddier.

It's the damndest thing though - I guess everybody should visit one just once for the spectacle. Has anybody had the meatballs there? I'm too much of a coward.

Oh, and I had them deliver the fucking shelves, I figured there was no way in hell I'd be able to load 200 lbs worth of particle board into a pick up, and to borrow the ex FIL's truck means I get to fill that sucker up - so the delivery fee actually makes it cheaper than putting 30 gallons of diesel in a dually truck I hate to drive and my back isn't thrown out trying to do it.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at April 22, 2021 06:02 PM (4FeUN)

128 Posted by: rhomboid at April 22, 2021 05:58 PM (OTzUX)

If you take a shot at the King, you'd best not miss...


or something like that!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 22, 2021 06:02 PM (hOUT3)

129 If you just officially retired, is it your birthday ?
Posted by: JT at April 22, 2021 05:58 PM (arJlL)
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I've been retired for about a year and a half, but brazenly strutting out in my robe was kind of stepping off the precipice into TRUE retirement.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at April 22, 2021 06:02 PM (Dc2NZ)

130 America?

Posted by: Boswell at April

*Surveys the land.*

I guess? Yay team?

Posted by: Just Asking at April 22, 2021 06:02 PM (OP2H/)

131 All Hail Eris: "I might celebrate Independence Day by walking into stores without a mask, just to see what happens."

Depending on the store, I suppose fireworks will happen. Have fun! Bring a camera.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 22, 2021 06:02 PM (aXxgO)

132 What this woman is saying I was thinking today. Working next to a Kids first swimming lesson place. Little kids under 4 years old are having masks put on by mothers in parking lot. I was wondering how do you explain to a 3 - 4 year old about masks? They have next to 0 chance of having it effect them.

Posted by: Skip at April 22, 2021 06:02 PM (Cxk7w)

133 >>Do young men still try to light their farts on fire?


If you HAVE to fart on the first date, there are worse options.

Posted by: garrett at April 22, 2021 06:03 PM (QoYb/)

134 The IKEA dude does a excellent job not cracking a laugh or smile once.
*wanders off to watch old NWA promos and shoots*

Posted by: Respect at April 22, 2021 06:03 PM (LkMC+)

135 NaCly, I am thumbing through TDG as I type looking for your recipes!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 22, 2021 05:58 PM (hOUT3)
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There's a handy index in the back listed by Moron! I know everyone wonders why we didn't do it by recipe name but if you take a look at some of those recipe names, you'll understand why.

Posted by: bluebell at April 22, 2021 06:03 PM (wyw4S)

136 121 I might celebrate Independence Day by walking into stores without a mask, just to see what happens.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at April 22, 2021 05:58 PM (Dc2NZ)
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Fireworks, if you're still going to be in Michigan.
Posted by: bluebell at April 22, 2021 06:01 PM (wyw4S)
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Imma do it, Bluebell! Dressed up as a Boston Tea Partier too!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at April 22, 2021 06:03 PM (Dc2NZ)

137 The symbols and slogans are just mockery, now.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 22

Don't worry they'll change soon enough.

Posted by: Just Asking at April 22, 2021 06:03 PM (OP2H/)

138 While the Toronto Police Service is patting themselves on the back over taking those dangerous guns off the streets, lots of crimes featuring guns take place all over the city. When I was last there in 2019 I would watch their local news and wouldn't you know it, there were plenty of shootings. Like I never left home...except that Canada, not being a free country, denies its citizens the right to self-defense so guns shouldn't be present...right?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 22, 2021 06:03 PM (49Dnm)

139 The worst thing about the bottle rocket incident:

There is no lie that you could tell to the emergency-room doctor about the third-degree burns on your ass that would make you look smarter than just telling him the truth.

Posted by: mikeski at April 22, 2021 06:04 PM (P1f+c)

140 If you're wearing a polo shirt or a suit, people will ask you if you work there

And not everyone wearing a nametag necessarily works at that store. Some of them are installing stuff, or doing repairs, or stocking shelves (Pepsi guy stocking the Pepsi, etc).

I get that he's doing a bit, but some of this stuff is not exactly outrageous to say.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 22, 2021 06:04 PM (KZzsI)

141 I've been retired for about a year and a half, but brazenly strutting out in my robe was kind of stepping off the precipice into TRUE retirement.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread)

And you forgot to post the pics !

Posted by: JT at April 22, 2021 06:04 PM (arJlL)

142 Do young men still try to light their farts on fire?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 22, 2021 06:00 PM (cSyAR)


I'm guessing not. They probably aren't familiar with any means of starting fires.

Posted by: TC at April 22, 2021 06:04 PM (Unmm2)

143 Little kids under 4 years old are having masks put on by mothers in parking lot. I was wondering how do you explain to a 3 - 4 year old about masks? They have next to 0 chance of having it effect them.
Posted by: Skip at April 22, 2021 06:02 PM (Cxk7w)

They're being taught that they are poisonous to Grandma.

Posted by: Emmie at April 22, 2021 06:04 PM (ofYez)

144 133 >>Do young men still try to light their farts on fire?


If you HAVE to fart on the first date, there are worse options.
Posted by: garrett at April 22, 2021 06:03 PM (QoYb/)

If you have to fart, fart! You will feel much better for it.

Posted by: Mao at April 22, 2021 06:04 PM (49Dnm)

145 So we went from the beauty of that lady in Georgia taking the politicians to the woodshed to that idiot with the bottle rocket in his ass.

Posted by: Eromero at April 22, 2021 06:04 PM (0OP+5)

146 There's nothing to do in Moscow but eat, sleep and shit.

Posted by: Mao at April 22, 2021 06:05 PM (49Dnm)

147 Actually Hrothgar, technically, the opposite - the shots were taken at the King, they failed in some ways, in their own terms - but no matter, the perps face no consequences anyway.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 22, 2021 06:05 PM (OTzUX)

148 I was wondering how do you explain to a 3 - 4 year old about masks? They have next to 0 chance of having it effect them.
Posted by: Skip at April 22, 2021 06:02 PM (Cxk7w)
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Skip, I wonder about that too. I think the CDC says everyone two and over has to wear them. Sheesh, I couldn't even get my two-year-old girls to keep a ponytail elastic in their hair. I couldn't imagine them keeping a mask on for five seconds. And my boys, forget it. They'd turn it into a slingshot in less than that.

Posted by: bluebell at April 22, 2021 06:05 PM (wyw4S)

149 Do young men still try to light their farts on fire?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker


"Young" men?

Oh. Better call off the party for tomorrow night.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 22, 2021 06:05 PM (Rvt88)

150 145 So we went from the beauty of that lady in Georgia taking the politicians to the woodshed to that idiot with the bottle rocket in his ass.
Posted by: Eromero at April 22, 2021 06:04 PM (0OP+5)

That's why America is the greatest.

Posted by: Stonn at April 22, 2021 06:06 PM (kTmsO)

151 Apropos of nothing but I've been binge watching a YouTube channel called The City of David. I find it fascinating.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 22, 2021 06:06 PM (cSyAR)

152 > I was wondering how do you explain to a 3 - 4 year old about masks?

This will help you and other people from getting sick.

What? It doesn't have to be true. It's a four year old. What's he going to do? Fact check you?

Posted by: bonhomme at April 22, 2021 06:06 PM (YYlyE)

153 Mom with the 6 year old's passionate, emotional plea to the school board to be worth a damn is sad to watch. Now she's gonna be inundated with hate and the schoolboard probably put her on a list.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 22, 2021 06:06 PM (KZzsI)

154 I'm not much of an IKEA fan at all - in fact a lot of their shit is overpriced garbage

Res tantum valet quantum vendi potest.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 22, 2021 06:06 PM (49Dnm)

155 garrett: "If you HAVE to fart on the first date, there are worse options."

Is "letting your date light it" one? 'Cause that would make it kinda memorable.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 22, 2021 06:07 PM (aXxgO)

156 Imma do it, Bluebell! Dressed up as a Boston Tea Partier too!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at April 22, 2021 06:03 PM (Dc2NZ)
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Woo hoo!

*starts GoFundMe to crowdsource a GoPro for Eris*

Posted by: bluebell at April 22, 2021 06:07 PM (wyw4S)

157 Just teaching the Little Ones to be obedient little fascist proles is what it is... you wear the mask because they say you must.

Posted by: kraken at April 22, 2021 06:07 PM (6Je/Q)

158 Blackbeard would have used a flintlock... but whatever. Don't mind me, I'm tripping balls.

Posted by: Captain Jean Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise at April 22, 2021 06:08 PM (KE42r)

159 Around here there are increasing numbers of people who are not masked up. Stores still have the signs on the door, but don't really seem to care. Some people are still terrified, though. It has to be doing a lot of damage to a lot of people's confidence in being alive in these our trying times.

Posted by: Ruthless at April 22, 2021 06:08 PM (/uaBM)

160 There is no lie that you could tell to the emergency-room doctor about the third-degree burns on your ass that would make you look smarter than just telling him the truth.
Posted by: mikeski

"Doc, it gets worse. They're still trying to get my girlfriend off the doorknob."

Posted by: Just the punchline at April 22, 2021 06:08 PM (Rvt88)

161 > There's nothing to do in Moscow but eat, sleep and shit.

You forgot drink and screw.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 22, 2021 06:08 PM (YYlyE)

162 151 Apropos of nothing but I've been binge watching a YouTube channel called The City of David. I find it fascinating.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 22, 2021 06:06 PM (cSyAR)

Wait. Did you just post something just for the fun of it?

Can we do that?

Posted by: Stonn at April 22, 2021 06:09 PM (kTmsO)

163
(safe harbor disclaimer: But the mid-terms! And the bad guys will over-reach! And stuff!)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 22, 2021 05:58 PM (OTzUX)

If you are smart, you will stop participating in your country's politics. It worked for us!!!

Posted by: Venezuelan opposition at April 22, 2021 06:09 PM (49Dnm)

164 "Kids are keen on Alabama but anything south of Maryland would be good enough"

Come on down to Charleston, and we'll drive you around to get an idea of the place.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 22, 2021 06:09 PM (3D/fK)

165 There's nothing to do in Moscow but eat, sleep and shit.

You forgot drink and screw.


But not at the same time. Too much chance you could spill your drink.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at April 22, 2021 06:10 PM (SchxB)

166 164: Charleston is nice, indeed.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 22, 2021 06:10 PM (49Dnm)

167 142 Do young men still try to light their farts on fire?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 22, 2021 06:00 PM (cSyAR)





I'm guessing not. They probably aren't familiar with any means of starting fires.
isn't there an app for that?

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at April 22, 2021 06:10 PM (v3pYe)

168 but no matter, the perps face no consequences anyway.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 22, 2021 06:05 PM (OTzUX)

Very poorly worded on my part. I meant that Kash Patel was involved in taking a shot at the "existing order", but that when it failed he became a new and relatively defenseless target for the establishment pond scum!

And you are right, the real "perps" face nothing but raises and promotions!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 22, 2021 06:10 PM (hOUT3)

169 Do young men still try to light their farts on fire?

-
The classics never die.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 22, 2021 06:10 PM (VVEnO)

170 Ah, the Russian version of Willie Nelson's " Let's get drunk and Screw"

Posted by: Ben Had at April 22, 2021 06:11 PM (kgRIj)

171 My first date with the girl I was eventually engaged to found me holding her hair back while she barfed into a bar toilet. I should have known better after that.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 22, 2021 06:11 PM (2DOZq)

172 osted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread)

Congratulations!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 22, 2021 06:11 PM (7hF2c)

173 I did not watch the last vid. I can not watch these.

I simply can not believe people are that stupid and twisted. How could this end well? And why the butt? And there are other adults around. Filming.

I hate this stuff. It reminds how stupid the world is. Good night all.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 22, 2021 06:11 PM (zIAlb)

174 So there's a Canadian show on Hulu y'all gotta check out. It's called "Letterkenny" and it's freaking hysterical.

Trust me.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 22, 2021 06:11 PM (W2Pud)

175 INSURRECTION in Oklahoma, legislature shut down, cops have to clear out demonstrators.

No information, as yet, on whether the FBI will go on a nation-wide manhunt to nab anyone involved, or whether NG troops will be deployed/walls buit around the state capitol.

But someone might want to dispatch counselors and police to wherever Sen. Blackburn is at the moment, when she hears of this, she might panic again.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 22, 2021 06:11 PM (OTzUX)

176 I've been watching the Frontline Doctors Coalition videos today. Like this one:

https://youtu.be/S7loqRFv6xA

It's pretty clear that we need to treat people with ivermectin. It works. One of the videos showed them going to court to use it. The primary care doctor was willing but the hospital would only try one dose. It worked but the patient got worse in a few days. That's when they went to a judge. He said that they had to let the doctor prescribe it and the patient recovered.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at April 22, 2021 06:11 PM (YynYJ)

177 Which side of the bell curve is the firework boy on?
[X] The left side, waaayyyyyy on the left side
[ ] The right side.

Posted by: pep at April 22, 2021 06:12 PM (v16oJ)

178 Apparently a grave site in the Kidron Valley can cost as much as much as a million dollars.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 22, 2021 06:12 PM (cSyAR)

179 Pretty sure ikea comedian lefty persona is an act to keep the woke mob off his ass.

Anyone who is in comedy knows this to be true if they want to keep their livelihood.

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at April 22, 2021 06:12 PM (aeLN+)

180 Res tantum valet quantum vendi potest.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 22, 2021 06:06 PM (49Dnm)

True, and apparently they've nailed that part of it. I think some of it is kind of like the feeling you have at an auction. Hey! $30 for a desk lamp! I don't need one, but I'll get it because that seems like a great price!

Then you get home, and find one that looks shitloads better, is well built from a known designer, and is $23. But once you're there, they got you. The other part of it (which is brilliant) is the way they wind you through the place. That's got to be half of it. You simply cannot get from point A to point B without walking past the entire alphabet. So all of a sudden, you're buying a doormat and matching vases when you were there for a fucking table.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at April 22, 2021 06:12 PM (4FeUN)

181 Jackass movies are one of the most profitable movies made. Ass rocket guy is no surprise.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 22, 2021 06:13 PM (2DOZq)

182 The worst thing about the bottle rocket incident:



There is no lie that you could tell to the emergency-room doctor
about the third-degree burns on your ass that would make you look
smarter than just telling him the truth.
Yeah, I think that ship has already sailed and transited the Panama Canal.

Posted by: pep at April 22, 2021 06:13 PM (v16oJ)

183 "So there's a Canadian show on Hulu y'all gotta check out. It's called "Letterkenny" and it's freaking hysterical.

Trust me."

WeirdDave's wife Gingy claims it is true to life for the area it is filmed in.

Almost a documentary

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 22, 2021 06:13 PM (3D/fK)

184 178 Apparently a grave site in the Kidron Valley can cost as much as much as a million dollars.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy


stack em deep and sell em cheap

Posted by: x4 at April 22, 2021 06:14 PM (oA+QO)

185 garrett: "If you HAVE to fart on the first date, there are worse options."

Is "letting your date light it" one? 'Cause that would make it kinda memorable.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 22, 2021 06:07 PM (aXxgO)

A couple like this would be a perfect match.

Posted by: JoeF. at April 22, 2021 06:15 PM (HrMC1)

186 Today is Earth day and we be sellabrating Earth day by honring Dr. LaQuisha Largass', the inventor of the FART Tube. LaQuisha has been a Brattleboro resident since 2002 and has be a grate citerzin and protector of the envirerment.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at April 22, 2021 06:15 PM (JLQTf)

187 Ikea can be OK for basic kitchen items (steel mixing bowls, small ingredient bowls, etc). And the stemless wine glasses, at $2/each, are perfectly functional and ..... $2/each, for when they slip during washing ...

Posted by: rhomboid at April 22, 2021 06:15 PM (OTzUX)

188 This is for you AtC, wherever you are:

https://tinyurl.com/h2daytp8

Link goes to a Melania compilation

Posted by: kallisto at April 22, 2021 06:16 PM (DJFLF)

189 I went to Vancouver once. Interesting place. Seemed pretty woke though... maybe it's something to do with the weather up there....

Posted by: kraken at April 22, 2021 06:16 PM (6Je/Q)

190 As someone who has worked retail- and as everybody who has worked retail knows-customers can sometimes be quite difficult. I actually mostly liked my retail jobs, but this guy needs to be brought in for a talk with the boss if they ever see the video. Is this supposed to be funny-because he sounds way too angry.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 22, 2021 06:16 PM (7hF2c)

191 Ikea can be OK for basic kitchen items (steel mixing bowls, small ingredient bowls, etc). And the stemless wine glasses, at $2/each, are perfectly functional and ..... $2/each, for when they slip during washing ...
Posted by: rhomboid at April 22, 2021 06:15 PM (OTzUX)

IKEA was my go to for kitchen utensils and supplies until I discovered The Dollar Tree.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 22, 2021 06:17 PM (2DOZq)

192 Jackass movies are one of the most profitable movies made. Ass rocket guy is no surprise.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 22, 2021 06:13 PM (2DOZq)

Didn't someone post a video here a few years ago of a guy who put a big Roman Candle in his crotch, as if it were a phallus?

Posted by: JoeF. at April 22, 2021 06:17 PM (HrMC1)

193 Huge number of topics in the post... but " flaming farts" is the discussion... the Horde... youse guys!!

Posted by: kraken at April 22, 2021 06:18 PM (6Je/Q)

194 kallisto, I thought of you the other day when I was making gnocchi.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 22, 2021 06:18 PM (kgRIj)

195 If that caplock "pirate pistol" in the pic above is an actual antique, as in manufactured before 1896, it is completely legal under Canadian law to own it without any kind of permit.

If it is a modern-day reproduction, one would have a "restricted" Possession and Acquisition license to own it, same as the snubbie. But a matchlock or flintlock reproduction is A-OK.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2021 06:18 PM (mzC78)

196 Went on vacation to Portland, Seattle, and Vancouver years ago and loved every city. I'm so glad I got to see them before the current unpleasantness.

Even watching "Portlandia" is sad now.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at April 22, 2021 06:19 PM (Dc2NZ)

197 >>A couple like this would be a perfect match.


Their love would burn bright.

Posted by: garrett at April 22, 2021 06:19 PM (QoYb/)

198 Wait. Did you just post something just for the fun of it?
Can we do that?
Posted by: Stonn at April 22, 2021 06:09 PM (

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Yes.

Boobs

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 22, 2021 06:19 PM (kTF2Z)

199 I went to Vancouver once. Interesting place. Seemed pretty woke though... maybe it's something to do with the weather up there....

**********

Its the chicom population that pervade the city with their stone cold icy demeanor.

I also heard it described as a turd surrounded by flowers and found that description very apt when I visited, so much that I literally kissed the ground in lefty Washington State after I crossed the border, thankful to be back in America again.

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at April 22, 2021 06:20 PM (aeLN+)

200 142 Do young men still try to light their farts on fire?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 22, 2021 06:00 PM (cSyAR)


I'm guessing not. They probably aren't familiar with any means of starting fires.
Posted by: TC at April 22, 2021 06:04 PM (Unmm2)

And if they are, they're just too impatient to be lying there rubbing two sticks together.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 22, 2021 06:20 PM (vuisn)

201 Funniest story I ever read had a kid lighting a fart from a mule he was driving.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 22, 2021 06:20 PM (kgRIj)

202 Question: Did Rocketman shove the stick up his own butt, or did one of his friends ass-ist? Because that kind of exceeds the boundaries of what one asks of a friend.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at April 22, 2021 06:21 PM (Dc2NZ)

203 I took a picture of my pepper plants just now. 30 days from planting as seeds. What do you think?

https://bit.ly/3ay4xEU

Posted by: bonhomme at April 22, 2021 06:22 PM (YYlyE)

204 https://m.youtube.com/
channel/UCMwhdmcKPAPg19ogprqAzfQ/videos

Posted by: Certified and Credentialized Transvestigator at April 22, 2021 06:22 PM (LkMC+)

205 You who complain about the direction of the country have the wherewithal to take it back from the progressive social filth.
Implementing that wherewithal requires a great deal of courage. The actual means, of course, will vary, and I'd suggest the political venue first. That failing, then grab the cartridge box.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 22, 2021 06:22 PM (KATBx)

206 Funniest / sad light a fart on fire story happened in college where a frat pledge tried to do it and shit himself.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 22, 2021 06:23 PM (2DOZq)

207 Hey Eddie, is that a bottle rocket up your ass, or are you just glad it's the 4th of July?

Posted by: Jessica Rabbit at April 22, 2021 06:24 PM (ez/ed)

208 irongrampa, still keeping my powder dry at this point.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 22, 2021 06:24 PM (kgRIj)

209 206 Funniest / sad light a fart on fire story happened in college where a frat pledge tried to do it and shit himself.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 22, 2021 06:23 PM (2DOZq)

The First International Crepitation Contest.
https://www.youtube.com/ watch?v=uPplyQWf-u4

Posted by: Stonn at April 22, 2021 06:25 PM (kTmsO)

210 Funniest / sad light a fart on fire story happened in college where a frat pledge tried to do it and shit himself.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 22, 2021 06:23 PM (2DOZq)

That is funny and sad.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 22, 2021 06:25 PM (cSyAR)

211 "So there's a Canadian show on Hulu y'all gotta check out. It's called "Letterkenny" and it's freaking hysterical.

Trust me."

WeirdDave's wife Gingy claims it is true to life for the area it is filmed in.

Almost a documentary

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 22, 2021 06:13 PM (3D/fK)

Can confirm.

Letterkenny is the greatest show to ever appear on television.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Single and #SuperStraight at April 22, 2021 06:25 PM (cvNl1)

212 The US should start airdropping Liberator pistols into Canada.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 22, 2021 05:51 PM (YYlyE)

That single-shot piece of junk? Pass, thanks. How about some rifled barrels and drawings to build a Sten?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2021 06:26 PM (mzC78)

213 With Cruz voting for that Asian hate crime bill my optimism dropped a bit.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 22, 2021 06:26 PM (2DOZq)

214 Is this supposed to be funny-because he sounds way too angry.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 22, 2021 06:16 PM (7hF2c)

Yeah, this one has a bit more of an angry tone than the one Ace posted yesterday. I mean, I couldn't get too angry at somebody saying something about me having to work on Thanksgiving.

I think the type of store you're working has a bit to do with it - I know my experience working a hardware store would be very different than somebody working a kitchen store or clothing. In my case, people usually had a problem and were there for me to solve it for them, so that alone puts it on a different foot starting out. IKEA is more of a do it yourself place, so other than stocking, running the register or cleaning up a kids barf, I'd imagine most interactions would be the same all day long.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at April 22, 2021 06:27 PM (4FeUN)

215 Bonnie McMurray!

Posted by: Everybody At Once at April 22, 2021 06:27 PM (LkMC+)

216 Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at April 22, 2021 06:21 PM (Dc2NZ)

they sounded either Brit or Aussie

Posted by: kallisto at April 22, 2021 06:27 PM (DJFLF)

217

Every spacefaring race has two things in common. First, they have a food identical to what humans call "Swedish meatballs."

Posted by: G'Kar at April 22, 2021 06:28 PM (63Dwl)

218 Sebastion, for real? I'm sure it is if you said so but damn.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 22, 2021 06:28 PM (kgRIj)

219
The best I ever had.
Posted by: Roger Daltry at April 22, 2021 06:01 PM (QoYb/)

Washed up has-been.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 22, 2021 06:28 PM (49Dnm)

220 194 kallisto, I thought of you the other day when I was making gnocchi.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 22, 2021 06:18 PM (kgRIj)

Hi Ben Had!

Glad you're making the gnocchi, wish I were there to enjoy with you!

Posted by: kallisto at April 22, 2021 06:28 PM (DJFLF)

221 > That single-shot piece of junk? Pass, thanks. How about some rifled barrels and drawings to build a Sten?

https://amzn.to/3sH7JV1
https://bit.ly/3vgjYJJ

Posted by: bonhomme at April 22, 2021 06:29 PM (YYlyE)

222 Apparently North Dakota legislature over-rode governor's veto of bill banning mask mandates, but failed to do so for trannies in girls' sports bill.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 22, 2021 06:29 PM (OTzUX)

223 202 Question: Did Rocketman shove the stick up his own butt, or did one of his friends ass-ist? Because that kind of exceeds the boundaries of what one asks of a friend.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at April 22, 2021 06:21 PM (Dc2NZ)

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Well, he had a friend willing to get close enough to his bare ass to light the thing. Personally, I'd have kept my distance.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 22, 2021 06:29 PM (CAJOC)

224 kallisto, I wish you were too!

Posted by: Ben Had at April 22, 2021 06:30 PM (kgRIj)

225 For those who want a case of sadz, simply go to youtube and search "bottle+rocket+ass". Ace could post a different one every day for a year and not get through them all.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at April 22, 2021 06:30 PM (4FeUN)

226 189 I went to Vancouver once. Interesting place. Seemed pretty woke though... maybe it's something to do with the weather up there....
Posted by: kraken at April 22, 2021 06:16 PM (6Je/Q)

Not for nothing it is called Vansterdam. But I rather liked Vancouver.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 22, 2021 06:30 PM (49Dnm)

227 "I took a picture of my pepper plants just now. 30 days from planting as seeds. What do you think? "


Looking good!

What kind of peppers?

Our five year old Carolina Reaper has bloomed again. Waiting to see how many peppers come in.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 22, 2021 06:30 PM (3D/fK)

228 The IKEA meatball instructions are a real bitch, though...
Posted by: kraken at April 22, 2021 06:02 PM (6Je/Q)

And I broke a tooth on an Allen screw once.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2021 06:31 PM (mzC78)

229 Sebastion, for real? I'm sure it is if you said so but damn.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 22, 2021 06:28 PM (kgRIj)

Yeah I didn't like the guy much anyway. Tried too hard to be outrageous. IIRC didn't even finish the semester. Probably in the Louisiana Senate right now or Angola. Even odds.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 22, 2021 06:31 PM (2DOZq)

230 211: I've seen clips of Letterkenny and was very impressed.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 22, 2021 06:31 PM (49Dnm)

231 trannies in girls' sports bill.

********

All them girls are Karens in training anyway who will never make the men they will profess to love delicious sammiches. Get your woke nirvana good and hard mini-bitches.

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at April 22, 2021 06:32 PM (aeLN+)

232 I took a picture of my pepper plants just now. 30 days from planting as seeds. What do you think?

https://bit.ly/3ay4xEU
Posted by: bonhomme at April 22, 2021 06:22 PM (YYlyE)

Wow! No duds? What kind?

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at April 22, 2021 06:32 PM (4FeUN)

233 They will never end the mask

Posted by: LTCHAM at April 22, 2021 06:32 PM (98PX3)

234 banning mask mandates, but failed to do so for trannies in girls' sports bill.

So much for Feminist Inc.

The only issue they squawk about is of course the baby-killing and parting-out

If Feminist Inc and Corp. Media supported young women's sports activities, NONE of these governors or state legs would have the balls to support trans pyrsyns in girls' sports

Posted by: kallisto at April 22, 2021 06:32 PM (DJFLF)

235 I took a picture of my pepper plants just now. 30 days from planting as seeds. What do you think?
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If you haven't had them outside yet I'd put them in the shade a few days to harden them off. What zone are you in?

Posted by: dartist at April 22, 2021 06:32 PM (+ya+t)

236 > What kind of peppers?

Txorixero sweet pepper, Candy Cane sweet pepper, and Serrano Tampiqueno.

> Our five year old Carolina Reaper has bloomed again. Waiting to see how many peppers come in.

Nice! How do you overwinter it? Indoors?

Posted by: bonhomme at April 22, 2021 06:33 PM (YYlyE)

237 180: And I do see your point (really!) but anytime I see "overpriced", "underpriced", or my favorite, "price gouging", I love throwing out that quote. If I had my way it would be on every coin and bill minted in this country.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 22, 2021 06:33 PM (49Dnm)

238 That single-shot piece of junk?

********

To be fair when you know you only got one shot and you have to make it count, that tends to improve your aim, especially when youre aiming at the propane tank.

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at April 22, 2021 06:33 PM (aeLN+)

239 224 kallisto, I wish you were too!
Posted by: Ben Had at April 22, 2021 06:30 PM (kgRIj)

I would invite you to PA but there's no reason to come to this commie state under semi-lockdown, especially if you're a Texan

Posted by: kallisto at April 22, 2021 06:34 PM (DJFLF)

240 > Wow! No duds? What kind?

Each cup had three seeds. Only one cup didn't sprout anything. They are Txorixero sweet pepper, Candy Cane sweet pepper, and Serrano Tampiqueno.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 22, 2021 06:34 PM (YYlyE)

241 Thinking of getting a few peppers and a tomato for my mini greenhouse tomorrow

Posted by: Skip at April 22, 2021 06:35 PM (Cxk7w)

242 You were supposed to use the Liberator to kill an enemy soldier and take his rifle.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 22, 2021 06:35 PM (2DOZq)

243 239: shame to hear that about PA, makes me glad I stopped my periodic visits there last May.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 22, 2021 06:36 PM (49Dnm)

244 I think the IKEA tiktoks are a joke, I mean, intentionally produced to be funny

Posted by: kallisto at April 22, 2021 06:36 PM (DJFLF)

245 I want to grow some Carolina Reapers.

I grew Jolokia peppers a couple years ago. Had some zing to them.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 22, 2021 06:36 PM (sF88F)

246 > If you haven't had them outside yet I'd put them in the shade a few days to harden them off. What zone are you in?

I wasn't planning on hardening them off for another month or so. I'm in 8b.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 22, 2021 06:37 PM (YYlyE)

247 To be fair when you know you only got one shot and you have to make it count, that tends to improve your aim, especially when youre aiming at the propane tank.
Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at April 22, 2021 06:33 PM (aeLN+)


Why, oh why would you commit such a dangerous sacrilege?

Posted by: Hank Hill at April 22, 2021 06:37 PM (PiwSw)

248 It's pretty clear that we need to treat people with ivermectin. It works. One of the videos showed them going to court to use it. The primary care doctor was willing but the hospital would only try one dose. It worked but the patient got worse in a few days. That's when they went to a judge. He said that they had to let the doctor prescribe it and the patient recovered.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at April 22, 2021 06:11 PM (YynYJ)

I got me a bottle of 1% injectable Ivermectin for cattle and swine. I figure, if I need to use it, I can work up an appropriate oral dose of it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2021 06:37 PM (mzC78)

249 Skip, plant some guajillo. You will love them

Posted by: Ben Had at April 22, 2021 06:37 PM (kgRIj)

250 There are a bazillion posts on Gab, Rumble and Parlor about the mom who raised hell with the school board about the Covid lies.

But Ace decides to use the social media platform that bans doctors for posting the truth about Covid.

Oh, and look at this! MOAR posts about RINOs! Capitulating to the left! Oh NOES!

And yet- there are two dozen Twitter links posted here just today. Wow.

Posted by: Dogstar59 at April 22, 2021 06:37 PM (bDAzW)

251 what dummy gave that cap lock away? I hope he charged the Canuck cops a lot of loonies.

Posted by: Quint at April 22, 2021 06:37 PM (TPY/s)

252 My guess is that cap and ball pistol is a smoothbore

Posted by: Skip at April 22, 2021 06:37 PM (Cxk7w)

253 Posted by: Ben Had at April 22, 2021 06:20 PM (kgRIj)

Yes, that mule story reminded me of one of my uncles!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 22, 2021 06:38 PM (hOUT3)

254 243 239: shame to hear that about PA, makes me glad I stopped my periodic visits there last May.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 22, 2021 06:36 PM (49Dnm)

the enforcement here really depends on local jurisdiction. Where I am, some retailers are pretty lax about the masks, some are real a-holes. If I have to wear a mask I keep it under my nose. Whenever a bitch...and it's usually a bitch...tells me to move the mask up over my nose, it gets pretty interesting.

Posted by: kallisto at April 22, 2021 06:38 PM (DJFLF)

255 Ben - no idea what that is, have to look it up

Posted by: Skip at April 22, 2021 06:38 PM (Cxk7w)

256 "Nice! How do you overwinter it? Indoors?"

Yes.

Pauly the Pepper Plant lives in this massive pot on rollers.

End of the season, we bring him inside, and let him go dormant for the winter.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 22, 2021 06:39 PM (3D/fK)

257 AOP, went to the feed store to get some Ivermec for my dog and my feedman asked if it was for me.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 22, 2021 06:39 PM (kgRIj)

258 250 There are a bazillion posts on Gab, Rumble and Parlor about the mom who raised hell with the school board about the Covid lies.

But Ace decides to use the social media platform that bans doctors for posting the truth about Covid.
blogspot's thataway ----------> knock yerself out

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at April 22, 2021 06:39 PM (v3pYe)

259 Speaking of hot food can someone post the YouTube vid of Rules of Engagement Adam at Indian restaurant.

One day I'll leave able to do it.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 22, 2021 06:39 PM (2DOZq)

260 > I want to grow some Carolina Reapers.

White Hot Peppers has Carolina Reaper seeds. From what I've read, this is a well regarded supplier.

https://bit.ly/3eooak2

Posted by: bonhomme at April 22, 2021 06:40 PM (YYlyE)

261 Talk about "price gouging". I once looked at the price of a French rail ticket from Paris to London through the Chunnel. Price was 74 euros. Next morning a rail strike was announced and the price went up to 194 euros. The government sets the prices.

Posted by: Javems at April 22, 2021 06:40 PM (8SSHh)

262 I want to grow some Carolina Reapers.

I hear if you grind them up and mix them with KY it heats up your love life.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 22, 2021 06:40 PM (cSyAR)

263 Guajillo are great peppers. Easy to grow. Poblanos, too.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 22, 2021 06:40 PM (sF88F)

264 Please to join me on the New Thread to share the joy of my Firstie

Posted by: kallisto at April 22, 2021 06:41 PM (DJFLF)

265 Commisar, I laughed until I cried over that.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 22, 2021 06:41 PM (kgRIj)

266 I didn't think the ikea guy was that funny. Mildly amusing at best.

The Kallax stuff is not bad. We have a couple of them in our living room for the kids' toys.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel - Texas Morons, Support HB 1359 at April 22, 2021 06:41 PM (G6Lqs)

267 Still have yet to see anyone maskless here inside a store, it's the only place I wear one, work is mostly done with them.

Posted by: Skip at April 22, 2021 06:41 PM (Cxk7w)

268 @FoxNews

Virginia moving to eliminate all accelerated math courses before 11th grade as part of equity-focused plan

https://tinyurl.com/yz6m4bd2


Lowest common denominator rules the curriculum.
Pun very much intended...

Posted by: Tami at April 22, 2021 06:41 PM (cF8AT)

269 Our five year old Carolina Reaper has bloomed again. Waiting to see how many peppers come in.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 22, 2021 06:30 PM (3D/fK)

Last year I was trying to get my plants just during the first of lockdown - I got a bunch of crap - all mislabeled. Even though I went to 2 different places (home despot and Ace) the plants were identical. So, 2 shitty-ass beefsteak tomatoes that weren't, and possibly the lousiest tomato I've ever had.

So this year I went to the best nursery in NorCal, and got some decent plants. It's just me, so I don't need much. I still have a thai pepper that's looking great from last year, and a serrano, but i pulled the rest. I'm trying a rocoto, I might go back and grab one other unusual one. The rocoto has the fruity flavor of a habenero, is the size of a small bell, thick walls and just regular hot. Really nice.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at April 22, 2021 06:42 PM (4FeUN)

270 Question: Did Rocketman shove the stick up his own butt, or did one of his friends ass-ist? Because that kind of exceeds the boundaries of what one asks of a friend.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread)

Well, let's figure it out from the data we have.

Do you believe he's smart enough to find his own ass with both hands and a roadmap?

Posted by: mikeski at April 22, 2021 06:42 PM (P1f+c)

271 a very good and cheap sauce you can get is Melinda's Ghost Pepper Wing sauce They have it at Walmart. I have had my share of sauces and that one is a winner. Not just for wings mind you, it is great for everything. And if you want to try a taste of the super hot peppers, there is your chance and still you will be ok and actually like it. It is made in Colombia, so you know it is high quality.

Posted by: Quint at April 22, 2021 06:42 PM (TPY/s)

272 205 You who complain about the direction of the country have the wherewithal to take it back from the progressive social filth.
Implementing that wherewithal requires a great deal of courage. The actual means, of course, will vary, and I'd suggest the political venue first. That failing, then grab the cartridge box.



The ballot box has failed, so I guess we should grab the cartridge box.

You first. Show us how it's done. Be the change that you advocate for.

Posted by: Vyx at April 22, 2021 06:43 PM (tjZg/)

273 "I hear if you grind them up and mix them with KY it heats up your love life."

I once boiled about six of them in a pot of water, then hit them with the immersion blender.

Fumes damn near burned Mrs VIA's eyes out three rooms away.

We mostly give them away to folk on a dare.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 22, 2021 06:43 PM (3D/fK)

274 261 Talk about "price gouging". I once looked at the price of a French rail ticket from Paris to London through the Chunnel. Price was 74 euros. Next morning a rail strike was announced and the price went up to 194 euros. The government sets the prices.
Posted by: Javems at April 22, 2021 06:40 PM (8SSHh)

I'd say it's "still" not price gouging, and there is no such thing. But hey, since when does the government obey the laws of supply and demand? They just set their prices by fiat.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 22, 2021 06:43 PM (49Dnm)

275 I like how equity means turning everyone into a fucking moron in a bid to make Idiocracy a reality.

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at April 22, 2021 06:44 PM (aeLN+)

276 Commisar, I laughed until I cried over that.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 22, 2021 06:41 PM (kgRIj)

Yes! The whole story was set up perfectly, and my uncle, when working on my great grandpa's farm back in the day, would have done just such a trick!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 22, 2021 06:44 PM (hOUT3)

277 I wasn't planning on hardening them off for another month or so. I'm in 8b.
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Sorry, I thought you wanted to get them in the ground now. They look good. Problems I have to watch out for is the plant getting root bound in the cup. You may be able to get them in sooner. 8b is warm. I'm zone 5 and we plant Memorial Day.

Posted by: dartist at April 22, 2021 06:45 PM (+ya+t)

278 261 Talk about "price gouging". I once looked at the price of a French
rail ticket from Paris to London through the Chunnel. Price was 74
euros. Next morning a rail strike was announced and the price went up to
194 euros. The government sets the prices.

Posted by: Javems at April 22, 2021 06:40 PM (8SSHh)
I don't recall what I paid on my first Eurostar voyage. I know it was right after they opened up. The rail car was empty, and I mean it was me and my traveling companion, and no one else. People were still afraid it might collapse or something.

Posted by: Quint at April 22, 2021 06:46 PM (TPY/s)

279 knock yerself out
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at April 22, 2021 06:39 PM (v3pYe)

Some people don't understand that embedding a video/post here doesn't monetize them there. Not unless you click to go there. So in a way, Ace is ripping them off. Same with YT. They can't run commercials on embedded videos, which is why they want you to click through.

The only time I bitch is when there's a link to someplace like NYT, which is why I'd like to see archived links. But I understand that's one extra step, a possible 2 minute thing, multiplied many times over the course of a day...

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at April 22, 2021 06:46 PM (4FeUN)

280 Virginia moving to eliminate all accelerated math courses before 11th grade as part of equity-focused plan

Lowest common denominator rules the curriculum.
Pun very much intended...
Posted by: Tami

"No child left behind" is tough.

"No child propelled ahead" is easy.

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at April 22, 2021 06:46 PM (P1f+c)

281 https://amzn.to/3sH7JV1
https://bit.ly/3vgjYJJ
Posted by: bonhomme at April 22, 2021 06:29 PM (YYlyE)

Thanks. I knew that Sten documents were out there, but the ECM barrel rifling process is a new one on me. And looks very doable.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2021 06:47 PM (mzC78)

282 > Last year I was trying to get my plants just during the first of lockdown - I got a bunch of crap - all mislabeled.

I bought my first seeds from Pepper Joe's. They have a great looking website. A couple days later I was on Reddit and Pepper Joe's apparently is very well known for sending the wrong seeds.

So I bought from another supplier. I still planted some of the Pepper Joe's seeds, but I don't know what they'll turn out to be. Maybe they'll be right.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 22, 2021 06:49 PM (YYlyE)

283 Not for nothing it is called Vansterdam. But I rather liked Vancouver.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 22, 2021 06:30 PM (49Dnm)

I grew up there. The physical setting is still awesome, but the "Urb" part has gone to shit.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2021 06:49 PM (mzC78)

284 > Thanks. I knew that Sten documents were out there, but the ECM barrel rifling process is a new one on me. And looks very doable.

You're welcome.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 22, 2021 06:49 PM (YYlyE)

285 That "Captain Blackbeard" percussion cap pistol looks identical to the one I used to shoot as a teenager. A replica, not an antique AFAIK.

Posted by: gp Has A New Keyboard at April 22, 2021 06:49 PM (qpX6U)

286 I listened to a book not to long about the competition to build the world's hottest pepper. The competition is ferocious.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 22, 2021 06:52 PM (cSyAR)

287 AOP, went to the feed store to get some Ivermec for my dog and my feedman asked if it was for me.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 22, 2021 06:39 PM (kgRIj)

Did you respond, "Woof"?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2021 06:53 PM (mzC78)

288 > Sorry, I thought you wanted to get them in the ground now.

No worries.

> They look good. Problems I have to watch out for is the plant getting root bound in the cup.

Thanks. I'm a first time grower, so I don't know how long I have until I'm root bound. I see lots of posts on forums of pepper plants much bigger than mine which are just now in the hardening off stage.

> You may be able to get them in sooner. 8b is warm. I'm zone 5 and we plant Memorial Day.

Nice! Average last frost around here is supposed to be end of April. I'm giving it a couple weeks past then just to be safe.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 22, 2021 06:53 PM (YYlyE)

289 280 Virginia moving to eliminate all accelerated math courses before 11th grade as part of equity-focused plan

Lowest common denominator rules the curriculum.
Pun very much intended...
Posted by: Tami

Damn, guess my homeschooled kids will have an even easier time getting in to the state schools...

Posted by: Nova local at April 22, 2021 06:55 PM (b1h2x)

290 I believe there are peppers that generate 2 million Scoville units.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 22, 2021 06:55 PM (cSyAR)

291 Good job by Crowder in that video. Calm is more persuasive than his manic comedy shtick.

Posted by: gp Has A New Keyboard at April 22, 2021 06:55 PM (qpX6U)

292 Virginia moving to eliminate all accelerated math courses before 11th grade as part of equity-focused plan


Virginia went pear shaped because the deep state kept growing and prospering. Sure everyone from NY and PA moved there, what else were they going to do? But they moved there because the deep state prospered and everyone always knew they would always choose themselves to prosper. I said in 2017 that the first thing Trump should do is send the Fed largesse afield. I am not saying look it up, but if you do, you will se me saying it.

Sure it would not be easy, in fact it would be almost impossible. But the only way to turn VA is to turn OUT a few hundred thousand government workers. I mean, why should only one tiny place reap all the dividends? Why can't other parts of the country get in on the government gravy train?

Posted by: Quint at April 22, 2021 06:56 PM (TPY/s)

293

Indianapolis Motor Speedway will be at 40% capacity -- that's 135,000 race fans -- for the 105th running of the Indianapolis 500 due to the coronavirus pandemic, IMS announced Wednesday.

The speedway says face coverings will be required and temperature checks will be administered when people enter the track. Race fans also were encouraged to be vaccinated.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 22, 2021 06:58 PM (63Dwl)

294 I saw a video about Nashville spicy chicken. The spiciest uses Carolina Reapers.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 22, 2021 06:58 PM (cSyAR)

295 > I believe there are peppers that generate 2 million Scoville units.

Carolina Reaper and Trinidad Moruga Scorpion are both supposed to be around there.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 22, 2021 07:00 PM (YYlyE)

296 Spicy chicken is apparently a Nashville thing.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 22, 2021 07:00 PM (cSyAR)

297 There's a handy index in the back listed by Moron! I know everyone wonders why we didn't do it by recipe name but if you take a look at some of those recipe names, you'll understand why.

If people want one, I made one for myself and you can get it from my nic.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 22, 2021 07:00 PM (CX3cf)

298 Nova used to be statist, there is no question there. I don't care if you called yourself a Dem or Repub, most Repubs were statists. What is going on now if actually very recent. This is not Austin and it is not Portland. The idea that NOVA leaders would go full on radical leftist is very new. Even five or six years ago this would have been unheard of. Again, this is not some hippie land. That the virulent radicals took over in NOVA should scare the crap out of people. That is not the history of NOVA, regardless of party.

It tells me that the virulent wing will take any place, at any time. The only way to stop the true radicals is to defeat them. I look to states like WV, TN, and FL for guidance. Because VA is gone and now the true radicals are in charge for the first time in the state's history.

Posted by: Quint at April 22, 2021 07:01 PM (TPY/s)

299 18 Also watched PO'ed mom dress down the GA Assembly, she's right you know.
Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at April 22, 2021 05:39 PM (qZdIZ)

Up here we have Bernadette. Once a month or so she goes to the Assembly meeting and rips 'em a new one. Her rant after Hizzoner had to quit because of naked photos sent to not-his-wife was fabulous.

"Awkward being told to wear a mask by a man who isn't wearing pants!"

She's the bomb.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at April 22, 2021 07:02 PM (okGHj)

300 I was never a young man, so I guess I don't have the proper insight but what would drive a dude to light his ass on fire courtesy of shoving a rocket up his backside and having his buddy set it on fire?

I cannot image being that ignorant.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at April 22, 2021 07:04 PM (okGHj)

301 Fireworks and your anus do not mix. It doesn't matter who you are, I speak for all anuses.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at April 22, 2021 07:06 PM (zcQWl)

302 "Nashville Hot"

It's what they call their "seasoning" on chicken, shrimp, whatever...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 22, 2021 07:08 PM (3H9h1)

303
I saw a video about Nashville spicy chicken. The spiciest uses Carolina Reapers.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 22, 2021 06:58 PM (cSyAR)

try a video on Korean Buldak. Or try one one Buldak Ramjun. AKA, Korean fire chicken noodles. If you check the yt, you will get a million hits. I had them btw. If you have them with cheese, and milk, they are damn good. Maybe you will need a beer or even some milk, but honesty I liked them. People act as if they are the hottest thing ever. Like I say, throw in some cream, milk, and cheese. Dress them up with some grilled chicken, scallions and an egg. You are getting very close to the best food ever.

Posted by: Quint at April 22, 2021 07:08 PM (TPY/s)

304 Ikea's shelving system is pretty good, and some of their desks and tables are made of real wood and pretty decent for the price. Their cheap tables are cheap, but if it's going to be up for a while you're probably better off with a cheap Ikea table than a plastic folding table from a big box store.

Their upholstered stuff is pointless unless you're broke but still want upholstered furniture for some reason. I also have some of their 'downstairs' stuff like dishes and generally like it, but it should be noted that I'm a dirty rotten millennial who didn't get to buy housewares back when Wally World wasn't setting the quality standard.

Posted by: CppThis at April 22, 2021 07:08 PM (zcf1k)

305 Posted by: Dogstar59 at April 22, 2021 06:37 PM (bDAzW)

what do you have against tami ?

Posted by: chango lot at April 22, 2021 07:09 PM (g741k)

306 Sorry, testing to see if this is considered spam.

Posted by: Arnold Townsend at April 22, 2021 07:29 PM (PfqG+)

307 298 Nova used to be statist, there is no question there. I don't care if you called yourself a Dem or Repub, most Repubs were statists. What is going on now if actually very recent.

It's actually a complete blow up of the republican party and a capitulation to the radical in the democratic party. Primary turnouts were miniscule and most didn't notice school board and attorney races...now, after Covid, I expect the democratic party to push back slightly to the middle, since Nova is 30% radical, 50% democrat (but only motivated to vote in elections to beat repubs), and 20% republican...

I have said that if any repub ever wants a chance in Nova again, his 1st words should be "I love the feds and I want to support them any way I can". It doesn't even have to be true, b/c most of the office holders here can't do a damn thing to affect fed worker jobs and policies. But, none of them have been smart enough to play the politics game. Knowing what politics to spout b/c you'll literally never be called on it, so you can actually set decent law enforcement, education, and tax policies...

Posted by: Nova local at April 22, 2021 07:34 PM (b1h2x)

308 I had a crazy ass dream where this cop shoots some lady trying to stab another lady in the nick of time and it's televised and the worlds cultural elite start baying for the cop heros blood. I woke and was like woah wtf

Posted by: havelhavolim at April 22, 2021 08:03 PM (fLpTX)

309 That IKEA guy is great. I hope he does some more. Maybe this is all he's got.


The Musical flourish as punctuation is perfect. It makes the whole bit.

Posted by: jakee308 at April 22, 2021 10:54 PM (LS3oW)

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