Mid-Morning Art Thread

Flirting Couples
Jacob Toorenvlet

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

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1 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 22, 2021 08:30 AM (Zz0t1)

2 Food art.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 22, 2021 08:30 AM (Zz0t1)

3 That's a damn big hog.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 22, 2021 08:31 AM (Zz0t1)

4 hiya

Posted by: JT at April 22, 2021 08:31 AM (arJlL)

5 Top 10

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 22, 2021 08:31 AM (UP5sV)

6 Nothing gets my woman hotter that splitting open and animal carcass.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 22, 2021 08:31 AM (yrol0)

7 Like two big Christmas hams.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 22, 2021 08:31 AM (Zz0t1)

8 CBD in early pissing off the muslham community.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 22, 2021 08:31 AM (Zz0t1)

9 So having pork bbq and getting drunk go way back huh?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 22, 2021 08:32 AM (+xIcB)

10 The guy on the left is gonna honk a hooter.

Posted by: JT at April 22, 2021 08:32 AM (arJlL)

11 Someone is about to get porked!

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 22, 2021 08:32 AM (yrol0)

12 Those dogs wanna tear into that hog.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 22, 2021 08:32 AM (UP5sV)

13 I first read "fisting couples."

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 22, 2021 08:32 AM (U2p+3)

14 Looks like the dude on the far left is attempting to cop a feel.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 22, 2021 08:32 AM (Zz0t1)

15 The couple on the left... the new "distracted boyfriend (girlfriend)" meme.

Posted by: Kris at April 22, 2021 08:32 AM (OyyDO)

16 WoooHoo! Pig roast tonight! Who's picking up the beer?

Posted by: Paladin at April 22, 2021 08:32 AM (lhi1/)

17 Dogs, so it's true Art!

And they are lifelike doggos too!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 22, 2021 08:32 AM (hOUT3)

18
Well, that's cheery.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 22, 2021 08:32 AM (mht8P)

19 Fleshy!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at April 22, 2021 08:32 AM (Dc2NZ)

20 Is that Lilliput? Whole lotta little people roaming around.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 22, 2021 08:32 AM (Zz0t1)

21 Ever been to a "pig pickin"?

Posted by: BignJames at April 22, 2021 08:33 AM (AwYPR)

22 "From the rooter to the tooter."

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 22, 2021 08:33 AM (Zz0t1)

23
"Ingrid, there's gonna be a hog gutting tonight. Let's go early and get good seats!"

"Oh, Emil, you charming devil!"

Posted by: naturalfake at April 22, 2021 08:34 AM (dWwl8)

24 Oh I get it, it's a vagina.

Posted by: f'd at April 22, 2021 08:34 AM (Tnijr)

25 OK, so is that flayed hog on the right a not-so-subtle allusion to female genitalia? Because it looks like something O'Keefe would have jammed into one of her paintings.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 22, 2021 08:34 AM (2JVJo)

26 Draining, drying pig: nature's aphrodisiac.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 22, 2021 08:35 AM (Jsjd7)

27 Poorkfjest.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at April 22, 2021 08:35 AM (Dc2NZ)

28 heh MPPPP

Posted by: f'd at April 22, 2021 08:35 AM (Tnijr)

29 Oooh, and the kidneys are the....okay.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at April 22, 2021 08:36 AM (Dc2NZ)

30 Where's the band? Every good party needs music

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 22, 2021 08:36 AM (+xIcB)

31 "Hey, baby. Put on your best dress. We're goin' out!"

"Where to?"

"We're gonna watch 'em slaughter a hog."

"Oh, Pieter, you sure know how to treat a lady."

"Don't say I never take you anywhere."

Posted by: Kris at April 22, 2021 08:36 AM (OyyDO)

32 Well trained puppy not to be gnawing on that carcass.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at April 22, 2021 08:36 AM (JUOKG)

33 Guy in the center giving a bong hit to a couple of midgets.

Posted by: BignJames at April 22, 2021 08:36 AM (AwYPR)

34 No better aphrodisiac than a hog carcass...

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at April 22, 2021 08:37 AM (y7DUB)

35 See how it brings all the dogs around?

Posted by: f'd at April 22, 2021 08:37 AM (Tnijr)

36 >>> Where's the band? Every good party needs music

There is a lute player way in back.

Posted by: fluffy at April 22, 2021 08:37 AM (0BTq5)

37 OK, so is that flayed hog on the right a not-so-subtle allusion to female genitalia? Because it looks like something O'Keefe would have jammed into one of her paintings.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 22, 2021 08:34 AM (2JVJo)

She did it all for the nookie, yeah, the nookie.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 22, 2021 08:38 AM (Zz0t1)

38 I think he's inflating the pig's bladder to give to the kiddies to play kickball.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at April 22, 2021 08:38 AM (Dc2NZ)

39 Not much on this fellow on wiki other than he did "genre paintings."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 22, 2021 08:38 AM (2JVJo)

40 Three dogs in this painting. Artist wanted to make sure the Horde considered his painting was art.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 22, 2021 08:38 AM (2DOZq)

41 Everybody wants to pick up a chick at a hog-flaying. Especially the gal who can sling chitlin's the best. She's a keeper.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at April 22, 2021 08:38 AM (HaL55)

42 They all look a little "fluffy" to me. Perhaps they should lay off the pork and get a Peloton.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 22, 2021 08:38 AM (NpAcC)

43 Draining, drying pig: nature's aphrodisiac.

The place must have been thick with flies when it was still draining.

Posted by: t-bird at April 22, 2021 08:38 AM (ELgVT)

44 Food for thought.

Posted by: Ziba at April 22, 2021 08:39 AM (S1hrL)

45 They need to marinate that meat.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 22, 2021 08:39 AM (xfb67)

46 Where's the band? Every good party needs music
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby
..
All they could afford this year was the lute player way in the background..

Posted by: J. Edgar Hoover at April 22, 2021 08:39 AM (CjFDo)

47 Hog carcass > Viagra

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 22, 2021 08:39 AM (UP5sV)

48 Three dogs in this painting. Artist wanted to make sure the Horde considered his painting was art.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 22, 2021 08:38 AM (2DOZq)

I will admit, the threads yesterday where the "FBI interviews The Horde" were quite entertaining.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 22, 2021 08:39 AM (Zz0t1)

49 I don't know. I see what looks like a couple throuples in there.

Posted by: Buzzion at April 22, 2021 08:39 AM (G2zl5)

50 Not much on this fellow on wiki other than he did "genre paintings."
---

Just like Lucian Freud!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at April 22, 2021 08:39 AM (Dc2NZ)

51 MMMMM Bacon!

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 22, 2021 08:39 AM (4I/2K)

52 damn sock..

But notice the lute player has 2 chicks!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 22, 2021 08:39 AM (CjFDo)

53 Oh I get it, it's a vagina.
Posted by: f'd at April 22, 2021 08:34 AM (Tnijr)

Oooh, and the kidneys are the....okay.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at April 22, 2021 08:36 AM (Dc2NZ)

I'm going to go out on a limb and say this has to have been deliberate.

Damn dirty Dutch.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 22, 2021 08:39 AM (2JVJo)

54 Flirting Couples

Hey baby! Grab my meat!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 22, 2021 08:39 AM (OCTRt)

55
The place must have been thick with flies when it was still draining.
Posted by: t-bird at April 22, 2021 08:38 AM (ELgVT)

Wet market. They all died of Covid.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 22, 2021 08:39 AM (Zz0t1)

56 hmmm.. upon closer inspection, perhaps not..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 22, 2021 08:40 AM (CjFDo)

57 If swine carcass lute jams be the food of love, play on!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at April 22, 2021 08:40 AM (Dc2NZ)

58 But notice the lute player has 2 chicks!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 22, 2021 08:39 AM (CjFDo)

What do you call a lute player without a girlfriend?

Homeless

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 22, 2021 08:40 AM (yrol0)

59 GET TO WORK!!!!

Posted by: The Guy at April 22, 2021 08:40 AM (pgLoc)

60 6 women and 8 men. Somebody is going to have to double up.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 22, 2021 08:40 AM (2DOZq)

61 Three dogs in this painting. Artist wanted to make sure the Horde considered his painting was art.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 22, 2021 08:38 AM (2DOZq)

....and then, a poker game broke out.

Posted by: BignJames at April 22, 2021 08:40 AM (AwYPR)

62
But notice the lute player has 2 chicks!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 22, 2021 08:39 AM (CjFDo)

The bass player always gets the leftovers.........

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 22, 2021 08:40 AM (Zz0t1)

63 MMMMMM pork roast mit sauerkraut!

Posted by: Archer at April 22, 2021 08:40 AM (gmo/4)

64 Eet weel cut.

Posted by: doug marcaida at April 22, 2021 08:40 AM (UHVv4)

65 The dogs are the only thing I like about this painting.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 22, 2021 08:41 AM (NpAcC)

66 6 women and 8 men. Somebody is going to have to double up.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 22, 2021 08:40 AM (2DOZq)

No holes barred.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 22, 2021 08:41 AM (Zz0t1)

67 The guy on the left is gonna honk a hooter.
Posted by: JT

Saw that and wondered how many comments before the bewb manipulation was mentioned. My faith in the moron horde remains.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * monkey with a plan at April 22, 2021 08:41 AM (pdiRK)

68 The couple in the center of the picture are midgets? Looks like the dude with the red hat is leaned over and giving them something.

Posted by: JROD at April 22, 2021 08:41 AM (0jZnq)

69 "Ingrid, there's gonna be a hog gutting tonight. Let's go early and get good seats!"
"Oh, Emil, you charming devil!"

******

BUTCHERED PICK-UP LINES

A butcher(and a flirt) named McPhee
Tried this old line a couple or three:
"If," he said with a shiver,
"I said you had nice liver,
I wonder it you'd hold it against me"

Posted by: Muldoon at April 22, 2021 08:41 AM (m45I2)

70 But notice the lute player has 2 chicks!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 22, 2021 08:39 AM (CjFDo)
--------
Bluto Blutarsky is just out of frame.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 22, 2021 08:41 AM (WGara)

71 The guy in the red hat brought Yorick along for the festivities.

Posted by: 496 at April 22, 2021 08:41 AM (U1eOr)

72 60 6 women and 8 men. Somebody is going to have to double up.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 22, 2021 08:40 AM (2DOZq)

Next scene in this genre is the "Spitroast".

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 22, 2021 08:41 AM (yrol0)

73 It's a warm painting. All the hands on shoulders (and, ummm, almost the shoulder). I like it.

Posted by: t-bird at April 22, 2021 08:41 AM (1vynn)

74 mmm.

Posted by: dutch doggehs at April 22, 2021 08:41 AM (UHVv4)

75 Hey baby, wanna make out behind the cow skin?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 22, 2021 08:42 AM (bkUtD)

76 Black hat guy in center to the sturdy maiden, "Hey girl, ever been rubbed down with pork fat?"

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 22, 2021 08:42 AM (4I/2K)

77 That's a damn big hog.
Posted by: Sponge

Why thank you. I'll bet you say that to all the boys.

Flirting near a pig carcass - that is some fancy spark'in I must say.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 22, 2021 08:42 AM (Rvt88)

78 It looks as if the chick in the left rear part of the painting might be stabbing someone. Timely art.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, emigre to the New America at April 22, 2021 08:42 AM (mkDDZ)

79 I will admit, the threads yesterday where the "FBI interviews The Horde" were quite entertaining.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 22, 2021 08:39 AM (Zz0t1)

All that pent up creativity stifled by the slow response of the temporary software. In the words of John Lee Hooker, "it's in 'em and it's got to come out".

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at April 22, 2021 08:43 AM (y7DUB)

80 One thing that surprised me on first liberty in Europe, was the open air butcher shops. (1970's)

Posted by: Archer at April 22, 2021 08:43 AM (gmo/4)

81 Everybody wants to pick up a chick at a hog-flaying. Especially the gal who can sling chitlin's the best. She's a keeper.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at April 22, 2021 08:38 AM (HaL55)

"Stump Slung Chitlin's"...the best.

Posted by: BignJames at April 22, 2021 08:43 AM (AwYPR)

82 CBD, you should be ashamed. There's no diversity in this painting and it should be burned.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 22, 2021 08:43 AM (Zz0t1)

83 @33 BignJames-....ok good, I'm not the only one that see's midgets.

Posted by: JROD at April 22, 2021 08:43 AM (0jZnq)

84 It looks as if the chick in the left rear part of the painting might be stabbing someone. Timely art.
Posted by: Huck Follywood

This is a painting of Columbus, Ohio?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 22, 2021 08:43 AM (OCTRt)

85 Spatchcock hog recipe, by Jacob Toorenvlet, but first you have to read an essay of what this recipe means to him.

Posted by: Kris at April 22, 2021 08:44 AM (OyyDO)

86 Old fashioned twirkking.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 22, 2021 08:44 AM (EFCBR)

87 I saw Open Air Butcher Shop open for Jimmy's Chicken Shack at Lu Lu's Bait Shack in '09.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 22, 2021 08:44 AM (Zz0t1)

88 Alternate title

Stacy Abrams Feeds a Village

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 22, 2021 08:45 AM (2DOZq)

89
I will admit, the threads yesterday where the "FBI interviews The Horde" were quite entertaining.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt

I wrote them down and stuck a copy in my wallet for easy reference in case they manage to take me alive.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * monkey with a plan at April 22, 2021 08:45 AM (pdiRK)

90 ......a vagina? You pervs.

Posted by: JROD at April 22, 2021 08:45 AM (0jZnq)

91 That is what ALL pigs deserve!

Posted by: Burn Loot Murder, Inc. at April 22, 2021 08:45 AM (DTX3h)

92 Did they leave the kidneys on the carcass?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 22, 2021 08:46 AM (xfb67)

93 6 women and 8 men. Somebody is going to have to double up.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 22, 2021 08:40 AM (2DOZq)

There are also two dogs. One of the guys might be a graduate of the Joe Biden School of Romance.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 22, 2021 08:46 AM (2JVJo)

94 @33 BignJames-....ok good, I'm not the only one that see's midgets.
Posted by: JROD at April 22, 2021 08:43 AM (0jZnq)

I asked early on if that was Lilliput. Where's Gulliver?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 22, 2021 08:46 AM (Zz0t1)

95 Now I know why someone who overacts is called a ham.

Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at April 22, 2021 08:46 AM (cSyAR)

96 Spatchcock hog recipe, by Jacob Toorenvlet, but first you have to read an essay of what this recipe means to him.
Posted by: Kris at April 22, 2021 08:44 AM (OyyDO)

Did you say Spacehog?

https://youtu.be/PCsGRCf8T9Y

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 22, 2021 08:47 AM (Zz0t1)

97 I will admit, the threads yesterday where the "FBI interviews The Horde" were quite entertaining.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt

I wrote them down and stuck a copy in my wallet for easy reference in case they manage to take me alive.
Posted by: Sock Monkey

Just yell "nood!" and run out of the interrogation room.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 22, 2021 08:47 AM (OCTRt)

98 I will admit, the threads yesterday where the "FBI interviews The Horde" were quite entertaining.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 22, 2021 08:39 AM (Zz0t1)

Which threads? I managed to completely miss those.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 22, 2021 08:47 AM (1lKRm)

99 I asked early on if that was Lilliput. Where's Gulliver?
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 22, 2021 08:46 AM (Zz0t1)

Traveling

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 22, 2021 08:47 AM (U2p+3)

100 How are they ever going to sous vide that whole hog?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 22, 2021 08:47 AM (+xIcB)

101 Alternate title

Not a Seinfeld episode.

Posted by: JT at April 22, 2021 08:48 AM (arJlL)

102 Nothing says romance like an animal carcass

Posted by: It's me donna at April 22, 2021 08:48 AM (Zmnko)

103 Did they leave the kidneys on the carcass?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 22, 2021 08:46 AM (xfb67)

Too good a cut of meat to make into sausage?

Posted by: Archer at April 22, 2021 08:48 AM (gmo/4)

104
79 I will admit, the threads yesterday where the "FBI interviews The Horde" were quite entertaining.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 22, 2021 08:39 AM (Zz0t1)

All that pent up creativity stifled by the slow response of the temporary software. In the words of John Lee Hooker, "it's in 'em and it's got to come out".
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at April 22, 2021 08:43 AM (y7DUB)

I still don't know if anything beats Morons on Parade.

Posted by: Buzzion at April 22, 2021 08:48 AM (G2zl5)

105 How are they ever going to sous vide that whole hog?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 22, 2021 08:47 AM (+xIcB)

1 ziploc at a time.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 22, 2021 08:49 AM (4I/2K)

106

Another needless Trump victim... Hey Berkey, that guy's got a huge ball!

Tacos rule!

Posted by: G Dub Roid, Esq. at April 22, 2021 08:49 AM (6nMo4)

107 The best place to meet babes, hanging around the carcass. Dogs, though, so there's that. . . .

Posted by: FIIGMO at April 22, 2021 08:49 AM (2S93K)

108 I am expected to believe that those dogs are that well behaved and not going after that pig carcass?

Posted by: redridinghood at April 22, 2021 08:49 AM (NpAcC)

109 OK, so is that flayed hog on the right a not-so-subtle allusion to female genitalia? Because it looks like something O'Keefe would have jammed into one of her paintings.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 22, 2021 08:34 AM (2JVJo)

If so...that's the World's Worst Vagina.

Two feet wide and one inch deep.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 22, 2021 08:50 AM (dWwl8)

110 The doggehs are keeping kosher.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 22, 2021 08:50 AM (Bmy3R)

111 I love the juxtaposition of the central feature -- a gruesomely flayed pig, outstretched for all to see -- surrounded by self-absorbed horndogs, completely unconcerned with the sacrifice in their midst.

Perfect metaphor for the demise of America as we knew it.

Posted by: red speck at April 22, 2021 08:50 AM (gS3OW)

112 >>>Stacy Abrams Feeds a Village
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth

SNORT!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 22, 2021 08:51 AM (bkUtD)

113 Another needless Trump victim... Hey Berkey, that guy's got a huge ball!

Tacos rule!
Posted by: G Dub Roid, Esq. at April 22, 2021 08:49 AM (6nMo4)

Big damn head.

Posted by: Billy Fish at April 22, 2021 08:51 AM (4I/2K)

114
I am expected to believe that those dogs are that well behaved and not going after that pig carcass?

Posted by: redridinghood at April 22, 2021 08:49 AM (NpAcC)

The artist painted very quickly and caught the scene just before the doggies attacked the pig carcass.

Posted by: Archer at April 22, 2021 08:51 AM (gmo/4)

115 "Nothing says romance like an animal carcass".yep

Posted by: a beaver at April 22, 2021 08:51 AM (Tnijr)

116 Now I want BBQ

Posted by: Archer at April 22, 2021 08:52 AM (gmo/4)

117 OK, let me see if I have the code of Art down right: Dogs + Lovers = Happiness, right? No cats in this picture, that I can see, so everyone is headed for well-fed bliss.

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at April 22, 2021 08:52 AM (iuDzg)

118 Cobblestone roadkill.

Posted by: Biden's Dog at April 22, 2021 08:52 AM (q1+dc)

119
Which threads? I managed to completely miss those.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 22, 2021 08:47 AM (1lKRm)

I think it actually started in JJ's thread yesterday and went on from there.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 22, 2021 08:53 AM (Zz0t1)

120 3 That's a damn big hog.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 22, 2021 08:31 AM

Sure is...that gutted pig's pretty large, too!
I've heard of putting lipstick on a pig, but this is the first time I've seen a brown shirt on one.
You think the split pig represents something sexual? Take a look at the fruitcake in the red hat inflating a pig bladder. That's as subtle as Michelle Obama's bulge.

I'll be here all week. Try the veal!

Posted by: Dodney Rangerfield at April 22, 2021 08:53 AM (3MG/9)

121 Looks like a scene out of the Pirates Of The Caribbean ride to me.

Posted by: JROD at April 22, 2021 08:53 AM (0jZnq)

122 Did you say Spacehog?

https://youtu.be/PCsGRCf8T9Y
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 22, 2021 08:47 AM

Piiigs...in...Spaaaaaace!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 22, 2021 08:53 AM (m+jkK)

123 Got to say, I don't see any real flirting.

And what is that thing off to the right? A hacked-open cow carcass? Gee, that's romantic.

It's all very well done, though. I especially like the little girl down center with her spaniel dog.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 22, 2021 08:54 AM (/XOcP)

124 Spiderpig, spiderpig, does whatever a spiderpig does.
- Homer Simpson

Posted by: Archer at April 22, 2021 08:55 AM (gmo/4)

125 During the war just an honest smile and a candy bar.

Hungers alive. Do you remember the last time you were hungry and just plain old horny?

Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 22, 2021 08:55 AM (EFCBR)

126 87 I saw Open Air Butcher Shop open for Jimmy's Chicken Shack at Lu Lu's Bait Shack in '09.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 22, 2021 08:44 AM (Zz0t1)

Sushi up front, bait around back.

Posted by: Fox2! at April 22, 2021 08:56 AM (qyH+l)

127 Okay, this is a fun painting. The colors are lively but not garish. The sky is reflected in the clothing colors. Everyone (including the dogs) is having a good time with the prospect of an even better time soon. The scene has a feel of long established tradition for that place with its slightly worn stone work and the spring plants growing on the houses so there is a comfortable continuity about it. The butchered hog, which is a hard reality, almost dominates the scene and is very realistic but not discordant.

It's a pleasant, cheerful image that makes the viewer want to smile when thinking about it.

Posted by: JTB at April 22, 2021 08:56 AM (7EjX1)

128 Painting is titled "The Death Of Hillary".

The people rejoice!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 22, 2021 08:57 AM (nugqt)

129 It's a pleasant, cheerful image that makes the viewer want to smile when thinking about it.
Posted by: JTB

I want a BLT sammich.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 22, 2021 08:58 AM (U2p+3)

130 The dead pig is a nice touch. My husband and I never encountered anything like that while we were courting but somehow we managed to make it work anyway.

Posted by: bluebell at April 22, 2021 08:58 AM (wyw4S)

131 I find it interesting that traveling east as you cross Mississippi that bar b q goes from Cow to Pig. I guess it had to do with farm sizes and acres needed to feed cows.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 22, 2021 08:59 AM (yrol0)

132 Okay, this is a fun painting. The colors are lively but not garish. The sky is reflected in the clothing colors.
.
Posted by: JTB at April 22, 2021 08:56 AM (7EjX1)

Now you're just makin' shit up.

Posted by: BignJames at April 22, 2021 08:59 AM (AwYPR)

133 Just yell "nood!" and run out of the interrogation room.
Posted by: rickb223

I'll tell them I won't talk until my lawyer shows up. It might take a while since he's in Florida and probably having some difficulty getting on the plane with his tire iron.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * monkey with a plan at April 22, 2021 08:59 AM (pdiRK)

134
I want a BLT sammich.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 22, 2021 08:58 AM (U2p+3)

A great breakfast option.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 22, 2021 08:59 AM (Zz0t1)

135 Everyone (including the dogs) is having a good time with the prospect of an even better time soon. The scene has a feel of long established tradition for that place

Good point. Makes me think, who OWNS that hog? It isn't community property, it must belong to one (probably well-off) villager. Yet everyone is gathering round, clearly expecting to have a good time. This makes me think this may have been a bit of a tradition in this village: at hog-butchering time, the rich man of the village invites the neighbours over to share in his prosperity.

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at April 22, 2021 09:00 AM (iuDzg)

136 Great WSJ article about cooking an entire cow.

https://tinyurl.com/6p7nrpea

It was expensive the steer alone, skinned and butterflied, cost about $2,000 and at 863 pounds, it took six men to heave it out of the slaughterhouse and onto a truck. The grill, which Mr. Bannister and friends designed, required a 14-foot-long rack, a three-ton chain hoist and tube steel buried five feet in 3,000 pounds of concrete.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 22, 2021 09:01 AM (yrol0)

137 the rich man of the village invites the neighbours over to share in his prosperity.
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse

Not a democrat then.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 22, 2021 09:02 AM (U2p+3)

138 Butcher the hog in the fall, you eat for the winter and you don't have to feed a hog all winter.

Posted by: Archer at April 22, 2021 09:02 AM (gmo/4)

139 Do you remember the last time you were hungry and just plain old horny?

I'm hungry right now.

And since I'm going to work (253 days left), I don't have time to be horny.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 22, 2021 09:02 AM (2JVJo)

140 Bunch of ugly people hanging around a meat kite.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 22, 2021 09:02 AM (VwHCD)

141 Which was the thread about the FBI interviewing morons? It sounds hilarious.

Posted by: 496 at April 22, 2021 09:02 AM (U1eOr)

142 What's up with the midgets ?

Posted by: runner at April 22, 2021 09:02 AM (yBWAd)

143 Makes me think, who OWNS that hog?

Oh, honey, if I had a nickel for every time I asked that question. . .

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at April 22, 2021 09:03 AM (2JVJo)

144 131 I find it interesting that traveling east as you cross Mississippi that bar b q goes from Cow to Pig. I guess it had to do with farm sizes and acres needed to feed cows.
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 22, 2021 08:59 AM (yrol0)

My favorite local BBQ place closed up a few years back. We really don't have any good places around here. Finally heard of two opening a few weeks ago. Gonna have to check them out.

Posted by: Kris at April 22, 2021 09:03 AM (OyyDO)

145 D'OH!

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at April 22, 2021 09:04 AM (2JVJo)

146 Welcome back my pretties! you all got sloppy on the back up site I see.

Posted by: The Barrel at April 22, 2021 09:05 AM (pWrfh)

147 The grill, which Mr. Bannister and friends designed, required a 14-foot-long rack, a three-ton chain hoist and tube steel buried five feet in 3,000 pounds of concrete.
Posted by: rhennigantx

So. Not available on line right

Posted by: Novadog at April 22, 2021 09:05 AM (QCAkr)

148 What's up with the midgets ?

Posted by: runner at April 22, 2021 09:02 AM (yBWAd)

Stuffing.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 22, 2021 09:05 AM (VwHCD)

149 Oh noooooooo!

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at April 22, 2021 09:05 AM (iuDzg)

150 All they could afford this year was the lute player way in the background..
Posted by: J. Edgar Hoover
====
Lute and piccolo, and it looks like the babe singer is adjusting the mic.

Posted by: From that time at April 22, 2021 09:05 AM (1VbWy)

151 Thought i was the last one to comment. It's embarrassing.

It's lIke I'm at a cocktail party and I'm in a circle of yaks. I speak,circle evaporates.. And I'm terribly handsome with curly locks that balance out my rough and roughly ways.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 22, 2021 09:05 AM (EFCBR)

152 It looks like an ancient MoMe.....

Posted by: Jak Sucio at April 22, 2021 09:06 AM (jvt6t)

153 My Mennonite ancestors would, after butchering a hog, turn the fatty skin into something called crackling in English. It would be fried until crisp for breakfast. Sometimes it would be fried up with potatoes.
As much as I like pork products I never developed a taste for it.

Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at April 22, 2021 09:06 AM (cSyAR)

154 It looks like an ancient MoMe.....

Not enough guns from what I hear.

Posted by: IP at April 22, 2021 09:06 AM (pWrfh)

155 Grilling a whole cow. So much mass. How do you avoid overcooking it?

Posted by: Archer at April 22, 2021 09:07 AM (gmo/4)

156 Not enough guns from what I hear.
Posted by: IP at April 22, 2021 09:06 AM (pWrfh)

Not even close.......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 22, 2021 09:07 AM (Zz0t1)

157 Cracklin's are the best right from the fryer.

Posted by: IP at April 22, 2021 09:07 AM (pWrfh)

158 It's lIke I'm at a cocktail party and I'm in a circle of yaks. I speak,circle evaporates.. And I'm terribly handsome with curly locks that balance out my rough and roughly ways.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 22, 2021 09:05 AM (EFCBR)

The heartbreak of halitosis?

Posted by: BignJames at April 22, 2021 09:07 AM (AwYPR)

159 Grilling a whole cow. So much mass. How do you avoid overcooking it?
Posted by: Archer at April 22, 2021 09:07 AM (gmo/4)

From well done to rare, outer to inner. Satisfying all comers.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 22, 2021 09:07 AM (Zz0t1)

160 By the way, thanks for the restored site! Early this morning it still looked like it had the scaffolding up, then a few hours later, back to the gorgeous technicolor we all remember.

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at April 22, 2021 09:07 AM (iuDzg)

161 Where's Gulliver??
-----------------------------
At the Irish children's market. They've got a sale on Dean Jonathon papist-patties.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 22, 2021 09:08 AM (UHVv4)

162 Grilling a whole cow. So much mass. How do you avoid overcooking it?
Posted by: Archer at April 22, 2021 09:07 AM (gmo/4)

Sous vide his ass in the stock pond.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 22, 2021 09:08 AM (UP5sV)

163 My Mennonite ancestors would, after butchering a hog, turn the fatty skin into something called crackling in English. It would be fried until crisp for breakfast.

Isn't that a Cuban thing too? I think that's the first time I had fried pork rinds, was at a party given by a Cuban family.

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at April 22, 2021 09:09 AM (iuDzg)

164 It looks like an ancient MoMe.....

===

HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

Posted by: runner at April 22, 2021 09:09 AM (yBWAd)

165 Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at April 22, 2021 09:06 AM (cSyAR)

The cracklings are a by-product of rendering the fat into lard.

Posted by: BignJames at April 22, 2021 09:09 AM (AwYPR)

166 From well done to rare, outer to inner. Satisfying all comers.

Reminds me of the Army, Ft. Eustis.
We would see Steamship Round" on the mess hall board and know it was a damn near whole beef hindquarter. Adjust your schedule accordingly, the later you ate, the more rare it was.

Posted by: IP at April 22, 2021 09:10 AM (pWrfh)

167 Midgets, animal carcasses and flirting couple,

Posted by: runner at April 22, 2021 09:10 AM (yBWAd)

168 The lady in the left center far back is propositioning the two lads.

"My room is just up there."

Posted by: Jak Sucio at April 22, 2021 09:12 AM (jvt6t)

169 How do you avoid overcooking it?

Posted by: Archer at April 22, 2021 09:07 AM (gmo/4)

Low and slow. Or maybe carve pieces off as they cook?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 22, 2021 09:12 AM (Q9lwr)

170
Isn't that a Cuban thing too? I think that's the first time I had fried pork rinds, was at a party given by a Cuban family.
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at April 22, 2021 09:09 AM (iuDzg)

The country of Denmark spent a few million in tax money to determine the "national dish." Because DK was the world's largest exporter of pork products, they determined it was a pork dish where they bake the cut with the fat cap on where the fat turns to the crunchy outer layer and the meat stays tender as the fat renders down.

Don't remember what the dish is called, but I've had it and it's not bad. Tax money well spent? Maybe not.....

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 22, 2021 09:12 AM (Zz0t1)

171 Organ size is wayyy overrated. I had a friend who died young, even though he came from a family of long livers.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 22, 2021 09:12 AM (m45I2)

172 So who put Walgreens batteries in the server?

Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 22, 2021 09:12 AM (EFCBR)

173 167 Midgets, animal carcasses and flirting couple,
Posted by: runner at April 22, 2021 09:10 AM (yBWAd)

Sounds like a great date!

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 22, 2021 09:12 AM (yrol0)

174 flirting couple

you mispelled sexual assault

Posted by: IP at April 22, 2021 09:13 AM (pWrfh)

175 The cracklings are a by-product of rendering the fat into lard.
Posted by: BignJames at April 22, 2021 09:09 AM (AwYPR)

Ah, yes.

Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at April 22, 2021 09:15 AM (cSyAR)

176 Nothing like a split open pig carcass to get the juices flowing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2021 09:15 AM (lmikk)

177 Organ size is wayyy overrated. I had a friend who died young, even though he came from a family of long livers.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 22, 2021 09:12 AM (m45I2)

During my brother's last hospital visit, it was determined that he has extremely long lungs. Not sure what that means......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 22, 2021 09:15 AM (Zz0t1)

178 True story, in the late '70's my High School homecoming football game was played against the Indians. An alumni group was allowed to enter a float in the homecominng parade. It consisted of a teepee and a live hog. On the sides of the trailer, the sign displayed said PORK THE INDIANS. Alumni were not allowed to enter floats in the parade for many years after that.

Posted by: Central Scrutinzer at April 22, 2021 09:15 AM (vI+F1)

179 During my brother's last hospital visit, it was determined that he has extremely long lungs. Not sure what that means......
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 22, 2021 09:15 AM (Zz0t1)

That's why the ladies love him. Obviously.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at April 22, 2021 09:16 AM (jvt6t)

180 The only FBI interviews the horde I can find is from Duke Lowell.

Comment 213. http://acecomments.mu.nu/?blog=86&post=393509#c34728074

Posted by: Buzzion at April 22, 2021 09:16 AM (sP4Ql)

181 >>>Midgets, animal carcasses and flirting couple,

Just another day in Portland.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 22, 2021 09:16 AM (bkUtD)

182 Bakenets....hot, spicy pork rinds. I buy a bag each road trip. Not sure why.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at April 22, 2021 09:18 AM (jvt6t)

183 The only FBI interviews the horde I can find is from Duke Lowell.

Comment 213. http://acecomments.mu.nu/?blog=86&post=393509#c34728074
Posted by: Buzzion at April 22, 2021 09:16 AM (sP4Ql)

Doof did another at 357 and I believe there were more scattered throughout the day.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 22, 2021 09:18 AM (Zz0t1)

184 The early version of Netflix and chill. I also remember a painting of glassblowers presented here a few years back of a similar theme. When I look at these there's always at least one dude getting ready to cop a feel. Pretty much the middle ages version of " how you doin' ".

Posted by: banana Dream at April 22, 2021 09:19 AM (Fq1gB)

185 Bakenets....hot, spicy pork rinds. I buy a bag each road trip. Not sure why.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at April 22, 2021 09:18 AM (jvt6t)

One of the CDL drivers on my kid's last band trip had that tradition as well.

I have no issue with it. Those are pretty good.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 22, 2021 09:19 AM (Zz0t1)

186 >>>Jesu Christi....the DONNER BBQ?
Posted by: Saf

At least they didn't get dysentery.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 22, 2021 09:20 AM (bkUtD)

187 long lungs. Not sure what that means......
Posted by: Sponge

*****

I've never heard of that.

However, the middle segment of the left lung is known as the 'lingula'. I wonder if one could have a long lung lingula.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 22, 2021 09:20 AM (m45I2)

188 I like the pork rinds that are crunchy. The ones that you bite down on and you wonder if your teeth are going to break? Not so much.

Also, why aren't there more flavors? BBQ and Salt and Vinegar seem to be the only ones I can find.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2021 09:20 AM (lmikk)

189 *looks at Legal Insurrection*

Speaking of hogs, Chris Christie in 2024 as President?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 22, 2021 09:21 AM (sNzt5)

190
I've never heard of that.

However, the middle segment of the left lung is known as the 'lingula'. I wonder if one could have a long lung lingula.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 22, 2021 09:20 AM (m45I2)

He just remembers one of the Dr.'s that came in the room mentioned it.

"You've got extremely long lungs......"

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 22, 2021 09:21 AM (Zz0t1)

191 Samuel Pepys felt up some chick and was stabbed with a hat-pin for his healthy enquiry after her boobeh-health.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 22, 2021 09:21 AM (UHVv4)

192
Speaking of hogs, Chris Christie in 2024 as President?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 22, 2021 09:21 AM (sNzt5)

I'd rather pound my left foot repeatedly with a 4 lb drilling hammer.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 22, 2021 09:21 AM (Zz0t1)

193 Which threads? I managed to completely miss those.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 22, 2021 08:47 AM (1lKRm)

Me too! Yet another reason why you cannot EVER take your eyes off the blog, even for one tiny post!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 22, 2021 09:22 AM (hOUT3)

194 I'd rather pound my left foot repeatedly with a 4 lb drilling hammer.

That's oddly specific but accurate here as well.

Posted by: IP at April 22, 2021 09:22 AM (pWrfh)

195 Organ size is wayyy overrated. I had a friend who died young, even though he came from a family of long livers.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 22, 2021 09:12 AM (m45I2

That was noted in the appendix of his Ancestry report.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 22, 2021 09:23 AM (2DOZq)

196 Wound my long lungs with a monotonous languor.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 22, 2021 09:23 AM (m45I2)

197 That was noted in the appendix of his Ancestry report. Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth

******

Heh! Nice.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 22, 2021 09:24 AM (m45I2)

198 However, the middle segment of the left lung is known as the 'lingula'. I wonder if one could have a long lung lingula.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 22, 2021 09:20 AM (m45I2)

I had that in an Italian restaurant once located in Africa.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 22, 2021 09:24 AM (2DOZq)

199

Aw, Cracklin' Rosie, get on board
We're gonna ride
Till there ain't no more to go
Taking it slow
And Lord, don't you know
We'll have me a time with a poor man's lady

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 22, 2021 09:24 AM (63Dwl)

200 I saw Long Lung Lingula open for Wet Wet Wet at the Shreveport Arena in '07.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 22, 2021 09:24 AM (2JVJo)

201 Grilling a whole cow. So much mass. How do you avoid overcooking it?
Posted by: Archer at April 22, 2021 09:07 AM

The biggest sous vide set up you've ever seen.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 22, 2021 09:25 AM (m+jkK)

202 >>>Speaking of hogs, Chris Christie in 2024 as President?

The Obama hug makes him a non-starter.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 22, 2021 09:26 AM (bkUtD)

203 Yeah it would seem Cristie's chances are a bridge too far but look at Joey Bidet.

Better give him a few more sticky gooey pastries.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 22, 2021 09:27 AM (sNzt5)

204 WTF is that thing hanging on a spit

Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 22, 2021 09:27 AM (R07Do)

205 News Item - Chris Christie dips his toe in to test the waters for a possible presidential run in 2024.

Related - Environmental scientists puzzled by unexplained rise in sea level around New Jersey.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 22, 2021 09:28 AM (m45I2)

206 201 Grilling a whole cow. So much mass. How do you avoid overcooking it?
Posted by: Archer at April 22, 2021 09:07 AM

The biggest sous vide set up you've ever seen.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 22, 2021 09:25 AM (m+jkK)

I always figured it was more like shawarma. You rotate and cut off the done bits. Everyone picks their choice cut until you hit the middle.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2021 09:28 AM (lmikk)

207 Yeah it would seem Cristie's chances are a bridge too far but look at Joey Bidet.

Better give him a few more sticky gooey pastries.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 22, 2021 09:27 AM (sNzt5)

Laugh at him. Mightily. Laugh at him relentlessly. There's NO ONE pining for him. No one. The fact that he even REMOTELY thinks there's a chance offends me greatly.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 22, 2021 09:28 AM (Zz0t1)

208 LeBron banned from twitter for "you're next" tweet.

Posted by: The April Fool at April 22, 2021 09:28 AM (Tnijr)

209

Long lung lingula, everybody knows one
Long lung lingula, every body grows one

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 22, 2021 09:29 AM (63Dwl)

210 O.K., lunger, let's do this...

Posted by: Johnny Ringo, high strung daisy at April 22, 2021 09:29 AM (erKsD)

211 Chris Christie and Jerry Nadler.

Before and WAY before.

[Bobby and Vito]

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 22, 2021 09:29 AM (4I/2K)

212 April Fools. I"ll be here all month folks. Tip your xaitress.

Posted by: The April Fool at April 22, 2021 09:29 AM (Tnijr)

213 Hmmm, rating the GOPe candidates... personally, I would prefer Christie over Jeb (note I say, prefer- not vote.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2021 09:29 AM (lmikk)

214 Ranchers in Texas used to put whole steers on a spit and rotate over a low oak fire for hours. Not sure how they judged doneness, but back then everyone wanted a "burnt steak", for obvious reasons (health). I'm sure it's still done and possibly worthy of a Food Blog entry.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at April 22, 2021 09:30 AM (jvt6t)

215 IIRC hog butchering were a community event for my ancestors. No doubt it gave young maidens and men the opportunity to demonstrate their skills in farm and household management.

Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at April 22, 2021 09:30 AM (cSyAR)

216 Speaking of hogs, Chris Christie in 2024 as President?

Back in the day, before we realized he was a sleazy, wimpy POS, there was some love around here for Fatso because of his "tough talk." I suspect that he's going to take a page out of what he thinks is Trump's book and go all "media are the enemy," "fake news," "sad!" and all the other little Tourette's twinges he thinks will make him appeal to the base.

I hope Trump blasts that fat fuck like a Harrier jet afterburner.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 22, 2021 09:30 AM (2JVJo)

217 The Left would reopen the bridge scandal a land Christie would be done in a week.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 22, 2021 09:30 AM (2DOZq)

218 210 O.K., lunger, let's do this...
Posted by: Johnny Ringo, high strung daisy at April 22, 2021 09:29 AM (erKsD)

When it comes down to it, the fight was so uneven that it is almost anti-climactic. I love the movie and the scene, but something I noticed.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2021 09:31 AM (lmikk)

219 Hmmm, rating the GOPe candidates... personally, I would prefer Christie over Jeb (note I say, prefer- not vote.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2021 09:29 AM (lmikk)

Easy choice. Jeb is a Bush.

No more Clinton.
No more Bush.

I'm tired of taking it
In the tush.

- Burma Shave

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 22, 2021 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

220 "Chris Christie in 2024 as President?".This is a joke right?

Posted by: The April Fool at April 22, 2021 09:31 AM (Tnijr)

221 LeBron banned from twitter for "you're next" tweet.
Posted by: The April Fool at April 22, 2021 09:28 AM (Tnijr)

China will have him back on before the day is over.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 22, 2021 09:31 AM (2JVJo)

222 O.K., lunger, let's do this...
Posted by: Johnny Ringo, high strung daisy at April 22, 2021 09:29 AM

Poor soul. You were just too high strung.

Posted by: Doc Holliday at April 22, 2021 09:31 AM (m+jkK)

223 215 IIRC hog butchering were a community event for my ancestors. No doubt it gave young maidens and men the opportunity to demonstrate their skills in farm and household management.
Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at April 22, 2021 09:30 AM (cSyAR)

Pretty much every gathering turns into a chance to meet women- except funerals.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2021 09:32 AM (lmikk)

224 Whatever happened to that story abut the Repub congressman who was paying underage girls for drug fueled orgies or something?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 22, 2021 09:32 AM (+xIcB)

225 >>>"Chris Christie in 2024 as President?". This is a joke right?

Please fap.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 22, 2021 09:32 AM (VWp7G)

226
China will have him back on before the day is over.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 22, 2021 09:31 AM (2JVJo)

There's no way in Hell, ever, Court Jester James would EVER be banned from twatter.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 22, 2021 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)

227 Hmmm, rating the GOPe candidates... personally, I would prefer Christie over Jeb (note I say, prefer- not vote.)

No republican can win a presidential race again. The Dems know how to cheat effectively, and have control over SCOTUS. They can run the most unpopular candidate ever, they will still win due to Dominion and the mail cheat.

Posted by: shibumi at April 22, 2021 09:33 AM (tjZg/)

228
Hey, I was just reminded it's Earf Day. Make sure to turn your lights out and lock your girlfriend's body in a trunk.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 22, 2021 09:33 AM (mht8P)

229 "Chris Christie in 2024 as President?".This is a joke right?

No, it's a delusion. "Charlie Baker in 2024 as President" is a joke.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 22, 2021 09:33 AM (2JVJo)

230 https://tinyurl.com/4fttek76

Texas Monthly article on roasting a whole steer.....

Posted by: Jak Sucio at April 22, 2021 09:33 AM (jvt6t)

231 Ok, enough of this foolishness I'm off to spend $500 at Home Depot. Gonna get a couple of 2x4s and 2x6s.

Posted by: f'd at April 22, 2021 09:34 AM (Tnijr)

232 Hey, I was just reminded it's Earf Day. Make sure to turn your lights out and lock your girlfriend's body in a trunk.

That Unicorn...

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 22, 2021 09:34 AM (sNzt5)

233 Chris Crisco needs to stop day dreaming and get back to finishing off that whole hog.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 22, 2021 09:34 AM (3H9h1)

234 That Unicorn...
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 22, 2021 09:34 AM (sNzt5)

My Tahoe has been idling in the drive since sunup....

Posted by: Jak Sucio at April 22, 2021 09:35 AM (jvt6t)

235 Chris Crisco?

Wait... that artists draped Chris in orange?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 22, 2021 09:35 AM (sNzt5)

236 IIRC hog butchering were a community event for my ancestors. No doubt it gave young maidens and men the opportunity to demonstrate their skills in farm and household management.
Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at April 22, 2021 09:30 AM (cSyAR)

My wife's grandparents met at the tomato shed. Red River County used to be "The tomato capital of the SouthWest" or some such. The shed they met at was the last one standing but was tore down a few years ago due to excessive rot. They built a new one as a tribute to the town's past. We bought a brick that was embossed with something for them.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 22, 2021 09:36 AM (Zz0t1)

237 Pretty much every gathering turns into a chance to meet women- except funerals.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2021 09:32 AM (lmikk)

That's not entirely accurate.

Posted by: Ma! The meatloaf! at April 22, 2021 09:36 AM (4I/2K)

238 Chris Christie in 2024 as President.

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Posted by: Krispy Kreme Donuts at April 22, 2021 09:36 AM (cCxiu)

239 What's that dragging along behind?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 22, 2021 09:37 AM (yQpMk)

240 Earth Day.

I've been watching How The Universe Works and Earth and our effect on it seems so insignificant .

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 22, 2021 09:37 AM (2DOZq)

241 237 Pretty much every gathering turns into a chance to meet women- except funerals.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2021 09:32 AM (lmikk)

Three Weddings AND a Funeral may argue.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at April 22, 2021 09:37 AM (jvt6t)

242 230 https://tinyurl.com/4fttek76

Texas Monthly article on roasting a whole steer.....
Posted by: Jak Sucio at April 22, 2021 09:33 AM (jvt6t)

Interesting. Too bad it is from 2012, sounds like it was a good spread.

There was restaurant in Louisville I remember hearing about a few years ago. Argentinian BBQ? Brazilian BBQ? It was an all you can eat of beef kind of deal. Sounded awesome.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2021 09:37 AM (lmikk)

243 What's that in the road ahead?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 22, 2021 09:37 AM (yQpMk)

244
I've been watching How The Universe Works and Earth and our effect on it seems so insignificant .
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 22, 2021 09:37 AM (2DOZq)

Because it is.

When Earth is tired of us, it will flick us off like a flea on a dog's ass.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 22, 2021 09:38 AM (Zz0t1)

245 No republican can win a presidential race again. The Dems know how to cheat effectively, and have control over SCOTUS. They can run the most unpopular candidate ever, they will still win due to Dominion and the mail cheat.
Posted by: shibumi at April 22, 2021 09:33 AM

Shi boom boom, if we get the massive Weimar inflation prior to 2024, every politician will be run out of town. At minimum

Posted by: clutch at April 22, 2021 09:38 AM (9UmRs)

246 I'm still perplexed by someone being told he has "long lungs". The long axis of the human lung is in the caudal-cranial axis (vertical). So if this dimension were disproportionately increased I would think you would refer to them as tall.

Emphysema or COPD give you overly expanded lungs, which show more as an increased A-P dimension (front to back) and side to side.

An ectomorph or exceptionally tall person might appear to have a tall chest cavity, but this is more a reflection of skeletal dimensions. The lungs are just along for the ride in that case.

First world problem I suppose, but I'm perplexed.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 22, 2021 09:38 AM (m45I2)

247 And we've got snow flurries here. Whee.

Posted by: bluebell at April 22, 2021 09:38 AM (wyw4S)

248 That pig is going to taste like piss if they don't take those kidneys out pretty quick.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 22, 2021 09:38 AM (i3JiG)

249 Three Weddings AND a Funeral may argue.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at April 22, 2021 09:37 AM (jvt6t)

Been forever since I saw that movie, but he doesn't meet Andi McDowell at the funeral, does he?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2021 09:39 AM (lmikk)

250 Whatever happened to that story abut the Repub congressman who was paying underage girls for drug fueled orgies or something?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 22, 2021 09:32 AM (+xIcB)

It's petered out, so to speak.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 22, 2021 09:39 AM (yQpMk)

251 Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2021 09:37 AM (lmikk)

Fogo de Chao...a Brazilian(stop it!!) restaurant that brings several meat selections to the table and slices it off for you. Pretty good.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at April 22, 2021 09:39 AM (jvt6t)

252 Morning.

So everyone in the painting is haggling over beef curtains.

Posted by: Robert at April 22, 2021 09:39 AM (7fqJk)

253 That flirting stuff can get serious: www afmc af mil/News/Article-Display/Article/2580489/ former-commander-to-face-court-martial-charge/

Posted by: setnaffa at April 22, 2021 09:39 AM (OQc7P)

254 There was restaurant in Louisville I remember hearing about a few years ago. Argentinian BBQ? Brazilian BBQ? It was an all you can eat of beef kind of deal. Sounded awesome.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2021 09:37 AM (lmikk)

There are Brazilian steak houses like that. The dudes roam around with meat on swords where they carve you what you want.

Fogo de Chao and Texas de Brazil are a couple.

Pricy, but damn good stuff.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 22, 2021 09:39 AM (Zz0t1)

255 Posted by: Anna Puma at April 22, 2021 09:34 AM (sNzt5)

Anna, I don't know if you're still writing, but here's the germ of an idea I had last night - a planet where the sun's rays don't effect the natives, but anyone visiting for more than two days has their retinas burned away, even if they wear protection or spend the two days in a dark room.

(hey, don't ask me to explain it - it came in a dream)

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 22, 2021 09:39 AM (2JVJo)

256 Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2021 09:37 AM (lmikk)

Fogo De Chao in Houston.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 22, 2021 09:40 AM (2DOZq)

257 The Paolo, he like to show the wimmen the gutted pig, then he, how do you say, give them the pork.

Posted by: The Paolo at April 22, 2021 09:40 AM (fLVm1)

258 When Earth is tired of us, it will flick us off like a flea on a dog's ass.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 22, 2021 09:38 AM (Zz0t1)

It won't even notice us- because it's not sentient. It doesn't 'think'. The anthropomorphizing of a very lucky set of competing processes in a vast open system is part of the modern fucking plague on what used to be a thinking populace.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2021 09:40 AM (lmikk)

259 let it all burn > rubio > stuck at train track with slow train > Chris Christy > popcorn kernels stuck between teeth > burnt roof of my mouth > Obama > black-hatted villain from rocky and Bullwinkle tying me to track > Jeb > Nikki Haley

Posted by: banana Dream at April 22, 2021 09:40 AM (Fq1gB)

260 "affect," not "effect," you dumbass.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 22, 2021 09:40 AM (2JVJo)

261 Could use a happy little bush or two.

Posted by: zombie Bob Ross at April 22, 2021 09:41 AM (DMUuz)

262 Whatever happened to that story abut the Repub congressman who was paying underage girls for drug fueled orgies or something?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 22, 2021 09:32 AM (+xIcB)

It's petered out, so to speak.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 22, 2021 09:39 AM (yQpMk)

No traction/legs.

Posted by: BignJames at April 22, 2021 09:41 AM (AwYPR)

263 Hey, I was just reminded it's Earf Day.

* heads outside to burn the garbage*

Posted by: Sock Monkey * hillbilly environmentalist at April 22, 2021 09:41 AM (pdiRK)

264 And now it's off to work. Might see you all on other threads.

253 days to go. . .

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 22, 2021 09:41 AM (2JVJo)

265 Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2021 09:39 AM (lmikk)

Honestly Mrs. Sucio wanted to watch it and I really didn't pay too much attention.....

Posted by: Jak Sucio at April 22, 2021 09:42 AM (jvt6t)

266
First world problem I suppose, but I'm perplexed.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 22, 2021 09:38 AM (m45I2)

I just repeated what I was told. I did not mean to create turmoil and disruption in your head of rhymes.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 22, 2021 09:42 AM (Zz0t1)

267 John Thune taught me that when it comes to sucking corporate cock, bukkakke is the only way.

Posted by: Kristi Noem at April 22, 2021 09:43 AM (erKsD)

268 Maybe they said bong lungs.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 22, 2021 09:43 AM (2DOZq)

269 In the interest of efficiency, shouldn't we move Earf Day to 4/20? It's the same people celebrating.

Posted by: Wally at April 22, 2021 09:44 AM (OmxRG)

270 268 Maybe they said bong lungs.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 22, 2021 09:43 AM (2DOZq)

*snort*

Posted by: Jak Sucio at April 22, 2021 09:44 AM (jvt6t)

271 >>> Hey, I was just reminded it's Earf Day.

* heads outside to burn the garbage*
Posted by: Sock Monkey * hillbilly environmentalist at April 22, 2021 09:41 AM (pdiRK)

Oh, they upgraded it to a whole friggin month now. All month I've got ads from everyone about all the wonderful gaia worship crap they're doing for earth month.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 22, 2021 09:44 AM (Fq1gB)

272 re: Fogo de Chao.

Hmm, there is one in Indianapolis. Dear Lord, their menu... It is wonderful.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2021 09:44 AM (lmikk)

273 Waking up, the pig realized that, in a reversal of trope, it still had its kidneys, but was missing all the other organs.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 22, 2021 09:44 AM (DMUuz)

274 Brazilian BBQ's.... the ones I've been to are pretty cool. The waiters come to your table with a huge skewer that has one kind of meat on it... beef, chicken or pork. There's a wooden cutting board on the end and you just have 'em cut off what you'd like. I seem to recall several different marinades or seasonings were used so you could actually have 2-3 different tastes/kinds of beef or whatever.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 22, 2021 09:45 AM (3H9h1)

275 No republican can win a presidential race again.

That's just not true. Nobody opposed to us can win a presidential race again.

Posted by: The DNC (Dominion Nat'l Committee) at April 22, 2021 09:46 AM (pbStR)

276 Brett Favre: "Kinda hard to believe Chauvin actually meant to kill George Floyd."

Forced fake apology followed by #cancelBrettFavre in 5...4....3....

Posted by: Dark Helmet at April 22, 2021 09:46 AM (Oka5v)

277 Fogo de Chao.

Hmm, there is one in Indianapolis. Dear Lord, their menu... It is wonderful.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2021 09:44 AM (lmikk)

There are even some off menu items you can ask for. I don't remember as it's been quite some time since I've been there, but EVERYTHING is pretty amazingly good.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 22, 2021 09:46 AM (Zz0t1)

278 Shi boom boom, if we get the massive Weimar inflation prior to 2024, every politician will be run out of town. At minimum

I hope you're right. But I don't think so. We have had so many of our liberties eliminated without any protests that I don't think anyone has the b@lls to run anyone out of town. People are cowering in fear 24/7. Weimar level inflation? Simply put everyone on lockdown, except for POCs. If you're a non-POC, you get arrested and thrown in jail. Too many people in jail? "Sorry, they died of the Wu Flu."

Posted by: shibumi at April 22, 2021 09:46 AM (tjZg/)

279 Reminds me of our last VRBO rental. Sitting on the deck enjoying the sunshine and hear sawing. Our landlord is butchering a goat. And no, not in Europe here in the US.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at April 22, 2021 09:47 AM (vLT5l)

280 Honestly, $55 does not seem that bad for what you are getting. Could be a damn fine date spot.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2021 09:47 AM (lmikk)

281 >>> re: Fogo de Chao.

Hmm, there is one in Indianapolis. Dear Lord, their menu... It is wonderful.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2021 09:44 AM (lmikk)

It's like being in a bidding war for meat except the meat is in plentiful supply. You just twitch a body part visibly for a second and here comes this dude throwing meat onto your plate. I love everything but the price but not too bad for every once and a while. Most have special deals around Easter.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 22, 2021 09:47 AM (Fq1gB)

282 Oh, they upgraded it to a whole friggin month now. All month I've got ads from everyone about all the wonderful gaia worship crap they're doing for earth month.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 22, 2021 09:44 AM (Fq1gB)

Corporate America: "Stop #globalwarming"

Also Corporate America: "To honor Earth Day, we're shutting off all our lights from 2-3am on Sunday morning."

Posted by: Dark Helmet at April 22, 2021 09:47 AM (Oka5v)

283 Honestly, $55 does not seem that bad for what you are getting. Could be a damn fine date spot.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2021 09:47 AM (lmikk)

She better be hungry.....

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 22, 2021 09:48 AM (Zz0t1)

284 Fogo de Chao serves soft cheesy bread with your meal. Better than the cheesy biscuits at Red Lobster ( which is the best thing at Red Lobster)

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 22, 2021 09:48 AM (2DOZq)

285 Brett Favre: "Kinda hard to believe Chauvin actually meant to kill George Floyd."

Forced fake apology followed by #cancelBrettFavre in 5...4....3....
Posted by: Dark Helmet at April 22, 2021 09:46 AM (Oka5v)

Of course Favre will apologize, but honestly, a man has a gun, but chooses to...kneel on someone? It's obvious to any intelligent being he didn't intend to kill him. But, here we are.

Posted by: Wally at April 22, 2021 09:49 AM (OmxRG)

286 Fogo de Chao serves soft cheesy bread with your meal. Better than the cheesy biscuits at Red Lobster ( which is the best thing at Red Lobster)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 22, 2021 09:48 AM (2DOZq)

They also have a bitchin salad bar.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 22, 2021 09:49 AM (Zz0t1)

287 Fogo de Chao.

-
Cinco su Madre.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 22, 2021 09:49 AM (VVEnO)

288 Hey, I was just reminded it's Earf Day. Make sure to turn your lights out and lock your girlfriend's body in a trunk.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 22, 2021

***
Burn a little more gasoline and run the air conditioning a little colder. Also refuse to re-use or recycle anything.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 22, 2021 09:49 AM (/XOcP)

289 Although, I do not understand the whole thing about side dishes. Side dishes? I am having all I can eat steak. Keep your greenery to feed the cows.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2021 09:49 AM (lmikk)

290 Chris Christie is weighing a 2024 Presidential run.

Krispy Kreme could be the factor that tips the balance.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 22, 2021 09:49 AM (DMUuz)

291 *lights pile of tires on fire*

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 22, 2021 09:49 AM (UP5sV)

292 >>> There are even some off menu items you can ask for. I don't remember as it's been quite some time since I've been there, but EVERYTHING is pretty amazingly good.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 22, 2021 09:46 AM (Zz0t1)

My wife and I went there once with a vegetarian couple. Sigh... They have a salad bar of course. But put meat in most of the salad, which is nice.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 22, 2021 09:49 AM (Fq1gB)

293 Our landlord is butchering a goat.

****

The goat should be suspended by its hind legs and the throat slit, allowing it to bleat out.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 22, 2021 09:50 AM (m45I2)

294 I wonder if one could have a long lung lingula.
Posted by: Muldoon

With four "L"s? Not in China, that's for sure.

Posted by: t-bird at April 22, 2021 09:50 AM (9Fwwf)

295 Although, I do not understand the whole thing about side dishes. Side dishes? I am having all I can eat steak. Keep your greenery to feed the cows.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2021 09:49 AM (lmikk)

The salad bar has meats and cheeses on it as well.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 22, 2021 09:50 AM (Zz0t1)

296 They also have a bitchin salad bar.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 22, 2021 09:49 AM (Zz0t1)

Leave.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2021 09:50 AM (lmikk)

297 I can spend close to $20 at Five Guys so $55 at Fogo De Chao is a bargain by comparison. ( is it still $55 ? )

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 22, 2021 09:51 AM (2DOZq)

298 Our landlord is butchering a goat.

***

You should have yelled out, "Are you KIDDING me?!"

Posted by: Muldoon at April 22, 2021 09:51 AM (m45I2)

299
My wife and I went there once with a vegetarian couple. Sigh... They have a salad bar of course. But put meat in most of the salad, which is nice.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 22, 2021 09:49 AM (Fq1gB)

LOL

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 22, 2021 09:51 AM (Zz0t1)

300 The salad bar has meats and cheeses on it as well.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 22, 2021 09:50 AM (Zz0t1)

So, it's a steak bar? It is like a carnival of beef!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2021 09:52 AM (lmikk)

301 Who turned the lights out?

Erf! Erf! Erf! Erf!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 22, 2021 09:52 AM (VVEnO)

302
Leave.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2021 09:50 AM (lmikk)

The meats and cheeses on it are quite good as well......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 22, 2021 09:52 AM (Zz0t1)

303 You should have yelled out, "Are you KIDDING me?!"
Posted by: Muldoon at April 22, 2021 09:51 AM (m45I2)

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2021 09:52 AM (lmikk)

304 Damn. Sitting in the home office listening to some music and He Stopped Loving her Today by George Jones came on.

Is it too early to cry in a beer?

Posted by: Jak Sucio at April 22, 2021 09:52 AM (jvt6t)

305 >>> Fogo de Chao serves soft cheesy bread with your meal. Better than the cheesy biscuits at Red Lobster ( which is the best thing at Red Lobster)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 22, 2021 09:48 AM (2DOZq)

You can get red lobster biscuit mix boxes at the big warehouse stores and probably Amazon. Never a need to go to a red lobster unless you live in KS and that's the only seafood around, God help you.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 22, 2021 09:52 AM (Fq1gB)

306 Anna, I don't know if you're still writing, but here's the germ of an idea I had last night - a planet where the sun's rays don't effect the natives, but anyone visiting for more than two days has their retinas burned away, even if they wear protection or spend the two days in a dark room.

(hey, don't ask me to explain it - it came in a dream)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 22, 2021

***
Could work as a fantasy story too. And the 48-hour deadline could make for some suspense.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 22, 2021 09:52 AM (/XOcP)

307 My wife and I went there once with a vegetarian couple.

That's just cruel. You should have left them grazing on your lawn.

Posted by: t-bird at April 22, 2021 09:52 AM (1vynn)

308
So, it's a steak bar? It is like a carnival of beef!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2021 09:52 AM (lmikk)

If you don't have the meat sweats within the first 20 minutes of sitting down, you're doing something wrong.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 22, 2021 09:53 AM (Zz0t1)

309 297 I can spend close to $20 at Five Guys so $55 at Fogo De Chao is a bargain by comparison. ( is it still $55 ? )
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 22, 2021 09:51 AM (2DOZq)

This is from the website for the Indianapolis location.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2021 09:53 AM (lmikk)

310 So is this biden globull warming summit live or Memorex?

Posted by: It's me donna at April 22, 2021 09:53 AM (Zmnko)

311 >>> Is it too early to cry in a beer?
Posted by: Jak Sucio at April 22, 2021 09:52 AM (jvt6t)

Nope.

Posted by: Hank Williams at April 22, 2021 09:54 AM (Fq1gB)

312 307 My wife and I went there once with a vegetarian couple.

That's just cruel. You should have left them grazing on your lawn.
Posted by: t-bird at April 22, 2021 09:52 AM (1vynn)

Should have made the obvious:

*as a waiter walks by with a dripping side of beef on a sword*

Bessy was a vegetarian too.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2021 09:54 AM (lmikk)

313 I can spend close to $20 at Five Guys so $55 at Fogo De Chao is a bargain by comparison. ( is it still $55 ? )
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 22, 2021

***

I hope you mean those prices are for 3+ people.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 22, 2021 09:54 AM (/XOcP)

314 Whatever happened to that story abut the Repub congressman who was paying underage girls for drug fueled orgies or something?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby

English is my 2ND language. This fuel, can I do other things like rake the yard?

Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 22, 2021 09:54 AM (EFCBR)

315 So, it's a steak bar? It is like a carnival of beef!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2021 09:52 AM (lmikk)

They even have sauteed meat flaps

Posted by: Donger at April 22, 2021 09:55 AM (erKsD)

316 Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2021 09:53 AM (lmikk)

Roger that. I haven't been there for a couple of years.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 22, 2021 09:55 AM (2DOZq)

317
So is this biden globull warming summit live or Memorex?
Posted by: It's me donna at April 22, 2021 09:53 AM (Zmnko)

He's probably scheduled to speak for 3 minutes and take no questions each morning around 10:15 AM.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 22, 2021 09:55 AM (Zz0t1)

318 The painting helps me hearken back to the sweet sweet smell of air dried pork from my childhood.

Also I almost typed Green in the URL box

Posted by: scottst at April 22, 2021 09:55 AM (/QQch)

319 Chris Christie has NO chance. What's he gonna do? Spill his guts on what Trump said behind closed doors or something? How does that help with the people who's votes he needs?

Posted by: JoeF. at April 22, 2021 09:56 AM (HrMC1)

320 News Item - Chris Christie dips his toe in to test the waters for a possible presidential run in 2024.

Speaking of pork fat.....

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 22, 2021 09:57 AM (Zz0t1)

321 Also I almost typed Green in the URL box
Posted by: scottst at April 22, 2021 09:55 AM (/QQch)

I think we've all done that at least once.

Posted by: Robert at April 22, 2021 09:57 AM (hLiaa)

322 I hope you mean those prices are for 3+ people.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 22, 2021 09:54 AM (/XOcP)

Double burger, reg fries and chocolate shake at Five Guys will cost you a Jackson.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 22, 2021 09:57 AM (2DOZq)

323 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Nice pic. Where's the flagons sod ale?
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 22, 2021 09:58 AM (HPSCb)

324 Their disclaimer about rare or undercooked ingredients at the bottom is hilarious.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2021 09:58 AM (lmikk)

325 Oh Muldoon. I think I made your day. No kidding!

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at April 22, 2021 09:58 AM (vLT5l)

326 Five Guys is ridiculous.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2021 09:58 AM (lmikk)

327 "Green"
At least one a morning I'm catching myself doing that.

Paslov was pretty dead on.

Posted by: IP at April 22, 2021 09:59 AM (pWrfh)

328 I think certain Republicans who want to run in '24 think that Trump will be forgotten by then.

Posted by: JoeF. at April 22, 2021 09:59 AM (HrMC1)

329 Their disclaimer about rare or undercooked ingredients at the bottom is hilarious.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2021 09:58 AM (lmikk)

I'm actually loving everything being turned in to milk now.

The commercial for oat milk actually has a disclaimer at the bottom, while they're telling you how awesome it is and will save the planet if you drink it, stating that it's *NOT a low calorie food.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 22, 2021 09:59 AM (Zz0t1)

330 Nothing says love like pork kidneys.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 22, 2021 09:59 AM (II3Gr)

331 Double burger, reg fries and chocolate shake at Five Guys will cost you a Jackson.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 22, 2021 09:57 AM (2DOZq)

Tito or LaToya?

Posted by: Robert at April 22, 2021 09:59 AM (hLiaa)

332 Fuck George Bush spying on your library card

Obama has the post office guys spy on your internets

[because, nobody said they couldn't, unlike other po-po]

Posted by: will choose a nic later at April 22, 2021 10:00 AM (bTQ72)

333 5 Guys is not only super expensive but the quality has slipped a lot from where it was.

Posted by: IP at April 22, 2021 10:00 AM (pWrfh)

334 Five Guys is ridiculous.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2021 09:58 AM (lmikk)

I've eaten there once. Everyone told me how awesome the burgers were and the fries were the best ever.

I guess if you're into soggy, limp fries by the pound, that place is for you.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 22, 2021 10:00 AM (Zz0t1)

335 Tito or LaToya?
Posted by: Robert at April 22, 2021 09:59 AM (hLiaa)

Same as in town.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 22, 2021 10:00 AM (2DOZq)

336 Posted by: shibumi at April 22, 2021 09:46 AM (tjZg/)

No, hunger starts revolutions.

Posted by: clutch at April 22, 2021 10:01 AM (9UmRs)

337 >>> The painting helps me hearken back to the sweet sweet smell of air dried pork from my childhood.

Also I almost typed Green in the URL box
Posted by: scottst at April 22, 2021 09:55 AM (/QQch)

The Spanish are real serious about their air-dried pork. Like, "them's tighten words!" serious. Pretty expensive too. Hundreds of dollars in US if you could get it which you can't because our food inspectors ban it. I've heard it was really good. I asked one guy if it was similar to itallian stuff we can get here like prosciutto and he was insulted.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 22, 2021 10:02 AM (Fq1gB)

338 The Three Little Jigs by Enter The Haggis.....I shit you not. Appropriate for this thread.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at April 22, 2021 10:02 AM (jvt6t)

339 333 5 Guys is not only super expensive but the quality has slipped a lot from where it was.
Posted by: IP at April 22, 2021 10:00 AM (pWrfh)

Their shakes are too thick. The chocolate is too fudge. The beef unseasoned. The fries, while a lot of them, not crunchy. Soggy bag fries.

I tried them once, that was my experience, so I never went back.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2021 10:02 AM (lmikk)

340
I tried them once, that was my experience, so I never went back.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2021 10:02 AM (lmikk)

Mine as well....same result.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 22, 2021 10:03 AM (Zz0t1)

341 Tito or LaToya?
Posted by: Robert at April 22, 2021 09:59 AM (hLiaa)

Same as in town.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 22, 2021 10:00 AM (2DOZq)

Ah! Jermaine.

Posted by: Robert at April 22, 2021 10:03 AM (hLiaa)

342 Organ size is wayyy overrated. I had a friend who died young, even though he came from a family of long livers.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 22, 2021 09:12 AM (m45I2)

I hear ya! Just because I had an enlarged heart with 80% coronary artery obstruction doesn't mean I'm at risk for a heart attack!

Posted by: Zombie George Floyd at April 22, 2021 10:03 AM (3MG/9)

343 I'll still take Whataburger over Five Guys.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at April 22, 2021 10:03 AM (jvt6t)

344 Use to be easy to get a good burger.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 22, 2021 10:04 AM (EFCBR)

345 343 I'll still take Whataburger over Five Guys.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at April 22, 2021 10:03 AM (jvt6t)

This.

In-N-Out was not bad, but I also did not see the big deal. Maybe in California that counts as awesome food. Fresh Onion on a juicy burger is not bad, by any means. It is also not remarkable by any Free American.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2021 10:05 AM (lmikk)

346 Nood. Minkey.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2021 10:06 AM (lmikk)

347 I think certain Republicans who want to run in '24 think that Trump will be forgotten by then.
Posted by: JoeF. at April 22, 2021 09:59 AM (HrMC1)

My one question for anyone running is simply, "do you support President Trump?"

If the answer is anything other than a simple yes, I'm done.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 22, 2021 10:06 AM (2JVJo)

348 I'll still take Whataburger over Five Guys.

Posted by: Jak Sucio

There is much wisdom in your words.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at April 22, 2021 10:06 AM (SchxB)

349 Chris Christie has NO chance. What's he gonna do? Spill his guts on what Trump said behind closed doors or something? How does that help with the people who's votes he needs?
Posted by: JoeF. at April 22, 2021 09:56 AM (HrMC1)

That fat tub of shit is pure self centered ego and is the absolute worst choice to vote for. The only thing he was successful at as governor was brow beating some mousy teacher who was dumb enough to think that talking to him would do any good.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at April 22, 2021 10:06 AM (y7DUB)

350 NBC edited out the part in the 911 tape where the caller says she is "trying to stab us." Probably time constraints. Or outdated cultural depictions.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 22, 2021 10:07 AM (VVEnO)

351 Five Guys is ridiculous.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2021 09:58 AM (lmikk)

The best burger joint there ever was was a chain, York Steak House. Their "burgers" were steak burgers marinated in something that I can still taste (like Proust) more than 40 years later.

There's only one left, in Columbus OH:

https://www.york-steakhouse.com/

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 22, 2021 10:09 AM (2JVJo)

352 Do we want to know how you know what Proust tastes like?

Posted by: Robert at April 22, 2021 10:12 AM (Yc7z6)

353 The gal on the left is looking at the hide, and I think she's going to have to fight the dog (on the right) for it.

Posted by: Beelzebubba at April 22, 2021 10:15 AM (K58O6)

354
5 Guys are NOT ENUF MEAT for me sez David French....

Posted by: Saf at April 22, 2021 12:34 PM (/N+d8)

355
5 guys are NOT ENUF MEAT for me sez David French...
They do have penis sacs onna floor tho'...

Posted by: Saf at April 22, 2021 12:48 PM (/N+d8)

356 This is sure to offend those jerks from PETA they,ll want it rplaced with movie poster from that stupid movie BABE

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at April 22, 2021 05:08 PM (FLiOE)

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