The Morning Report - 3/31/21 [J.J. Sefton]

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Good morning, kids. Wednesday and while my blood is already boiling about other crucial things that are turning the remains of this nation into a vast gulag with bits and bytes instead of barbed wire to seal us in (and there will no doubt be barbed wire and mass graves before we come out the other end of this nightmare, if we come out the other end of this nightmare), now we are confronted with an attempt to take out Rep. Matt Gaetz. In his own words:

"Over the past several weeks my family and I have been victims of an organized criminal extortion involving a former DOJ official seeking $25 million while threatening to smear my name," Gaetz's original statement reads. "We have been cooperating with federal authorities in this matter and my father has even been wearing a wire at the FBI's direction to catch these criminals."

"The planted leak to the FBI tonight was intended to thwart that investigation," he continued. "No part of the allegations against me are true, and the people pushing these lies are targets of the ongoing extortion investigation. I demand the DOJ immediately release the tapes, made at their direction, which implicate their former colleague in crimes against me based on false allegations."

Gaetz was on TuCa's show last night and actually named some ex-DOJ cancer, David McGee, as one of the stooges in the extortion scheme. Naturally, McGee denied the allegations by stating "This is a blatant attempt to distract from the fact that Matt Gaetz is apparently about to [be] indicted for sex trafficking underage girls."

I've already given this crap way more real estate than it deserves, but considering the parties involved, and considering the Biden Junta is hell bent on wiping us out at home while letting the Chi-Coms and Iranians take care of the rest of the world, they need a good distraction. Especially with Trump no longer the convenient Emanuel Goldstein. Matt Gaetz is young, good looking and over the past half year or so as has shown himself to be a well-spoken, Trumpist firebrand. He's also from Florida, which is becoming a thorn in the Junta's side, given the state prevented itself from having its election results stolen last November and is thriving after dumping the phony lockdown garbage. That clues you in as to who the next impending target will be: Ron DeSantis. Having leadership at the state level willing to invoke nullification of illegal, anti-Constitutional edicts from DC and, if need be, go right up to the line of secession (and cross over), is perhaps the only non-violent means of thwarting our enslavement and destruction. Can't have that now, can they?

Considering the nature of the GOP-e, I fully expect Kevin "Charlie" McCarthy, Liz-ard Cheney, Pee-Air Defecto, Mitch McChinless and the rest of the Potemkin patriots to have a case of the vapors and call for Gaetz to step down. I hope he doesn't, and I'll even say this. All things considered, if Gaetz is actually guilty of the charges, I wouldn't give a shit. Given how the FBI and DOJ have a history of acting as the Left's personal Gestapo to crush its rivals and protect its members, and how they have proven themselves to be utterly useless in preventing jihadists and other real criminals from inflicting pain and death on us, and how when Democrats screw every underage Dominican puta, Epstein teen sex slave, Barney Fagg catamite, or ugly Chinese Fang-Fang-Bang-Bang under the sun or in a House cloakroom, while screwing over the American people, I'd give Gaetz a pass. That is of course assuming he is actually guilty of an actual crime. And all things considered, I strongly doubt that.

Meanwhile in another part of the forest, the story that got me insane in the brain is our alleged Secretary of State Tony "Blinkered Ignoramus" Blinken blinking first to the Chi-Coms with an incredibly disastrous statement:

We will hear from some countries [such as China ], as we do other years, that we have no right to criticize them because we have our own challenges to deal with. Well, we know we have work to do at home that includes addressing profound inequities, including systemic racism.

We don't pretend these problems don't exist or try to sweep them under the rug. We don't ignore them. We deal with them in the daylight with full transparency.

As I stated, absolutely disastrous but one that is completely understandable given who he is and who his fellow travelers are. How could Blinken refute the charges that the country which he allegedly represents on the world stage is inherently racist, white supremacist and illegitimate when that blood libel is the basis for his party's existence and the pretext to rule? Spoiler alert: he can't. Had he not slimed his own country in front of these Mongoloids and the world, the entire Leftist narrative being rammed down our throats and up our keisters 25/8/366 would collapse. Totally understandable. Utterly despicable.

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1 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 31, 2021 07:59 AM (Zz0t1)

2 Firstish

Posted by: iandeal at March 31, 2021 07:59 AM (4v0Wk)

3 THAT, just might be a first.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 31, 2021 07:59 AM (Zz0t1)

4 Hump Day Baby

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 31, 2021 07:59 AM (yrol0)

5 I've called the otters.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 31, 2021 08:00 AM (Zz0t1)

6 Mornin' Horde!

Posted by: Hawkpilot at March 31, 2021 08:00 AM (RDC6T)

7 hiya

Posted by: JT at March 31, 2021 08:00 AM (arJlL)

8 Good morning horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2021 08:01 AM (U7wke)

9 Hiya JJ !

Posted by: JT at March 31, 2021 08:01 AM (arJlL)

10 Three more days of work. Today is retirement cake day. I ahve to actually put on pants and go into the office today.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 31, 2021 08:01 AM (yQpMk)

11 That fuck blinkin just did more damage to America's international standing than 100 Mai Lai Massacres. Fuck him and the sundown he rode in on. I am so fuckin mad. Fuck

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 31, 2021 08:02 AM (MTZ4U)

12 I saw that SMH commented on the ONT last night. Praise Jesus that everything went well and may she be dancing in a week.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 31, 2021 08:03 AM (yQpMk)

13 Sex is always a good distraction from the real issues.

The Left would love to destroy Gaetz to avenge the thug in New York.

Posted by: Ziba at March 31, 2021 08:04 AM (S1hrL)

14 1000!

Posted by: f'd at March 31, 2021 08:04 AM (mvSD/)

15 Morning, J.J.

I'm with you. As loathsome as it is, I don't care if Gaetz was screwing underage girls. I don't care what he was doing. He needs to stand firm and needs our support.

However. . .

I'll lay even money he will step down "for the good of the party" within a week.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 31, 2021 08:05 AM (2JVJo)

16 Gaetz needs to realize that nobody gives a shit what happens to him. Hope they bury his ass. Feel the bern baby.

The GOP is like an amoeba, barely able to feel pain. They need to feel a LOT of pain.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 31, 2021 08:05 AM (3H9h1)

17 Here's a reminder that if you get murdered in D.C. it's your faultm

Posted by: Mayor Bowser at March 31, 2021 08:05 AM (zvJe0)

18 The NYT article on Gaetz spent more time on the allegations against Greenberg who is "tied" to Gaetz through a FB post, and the fact that Greenberg was also pictured once with Milo Y, a far right agitator with a history of racist comments. Smear by proxy.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 31, 2021 08:06 AM (0UNjH)

19 "Over the past several weeks my family and I have been victims of an organized criminal extortion involving a former DOJ official seeking $25 million while threatening to smear my name," Gaetz's original statement reads. "We have been cooperating with federal authorities in this matter and my father has even been wearing a wire at the FBI's direction to catch these criminals."
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Am I the only one who sees an obvious problem with this? The FBI works for the DoJ. The DoJ (well, former operators quite surely with active cooperation from current operators) is running a mafia scheme on an elected politician. The elected politician is trying to survive the extortion with the aid of the DoJ's armed enforcement wing.

This is why we need a complete rework of intelligence and law enforcement. Collapse and dissolve *all* existing agencies, including the captive agencies like the IRS and Forest Service cops. Five new agencies to take over all duties: domestic law enforcement, foreign intelligence, military intelligence, domestic intelligence and then the daddy of 'em all: internal affairs. The IA agency leadership must not come from the other agencies. It's a start.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 31, 2021 08:06 AM (Jsjd7)

20 Mornin'! Seriously thinking the Triduum will be an internet fast time for me. I keep forgetting to delete the "news" app from my daughter's iPhone. Sheesh. Everyone does not "need to know" about that farce of a trial. I love this place, but so much of the interwebs can just rot.

Thanks for the rundown, JJ, and Happy Birthday!

Posted by: Catherine -- who generally doesn't curse. at March 31, 2021 08:07 AM (3xOfR)

21 The DOJ and FBI investigate this, the DOJ and FBI investigate that, the DOJ and FBI allege this, the DOJ and FBI allege that.

When is someone going to investigate the DOJ and the FBI? Both are criminal gangs/organizations and need to be abolished.

More coffee.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 31, 2021 08:09 AM (DUYfn)

22 Mornin'! Seriously thinking the Triduum will be an internet fast time for me. I keep forgetting to delete the "news" app from my daughter's iPhone. Sheesh. Everyone does not "need to know" about that farce of a trial. I love this place, but so much of the interwebs can just rot.

That is actually a good idea. My problem is I have to sit in front of a laptop all day, and sometimes there is a long wait between files. Perhaps I should keep a devotional on the desk to flip through instead of coming here.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 31, 2021 08:10 AM (2JVJo)

23 Good morning y'all!

Posted by: tbodie at March 31, 2021 08:10 AM (cHbIE)

24 Good morning dear morons and thanks JJ.

Why isn't Blanken taking a knee when the U.S. anthem is played? Or is he?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2021 08:10 AM (EZebt)

25 We will hear from some countries [such as China ], as we do other years, that we have no right to criticize them because we have our own challenges to deal with. Well, we know we have work to do at home that includes addressing profound inequities, including systemic racism.
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Blinken has clearly never read anything by or spoken to any Korean War POWs in Chinese captivity. One of the tactics that Red China used to break the will of prisoners and flip them to supporting Mao was to get them to admit marginal faults with America or the West. They often used race relations, though by no means exclusively. Being Americans or other westerners who come from open cultures, this was easy to do because we do, after all, have our flaws. Once they got the initial admission, they could extrapolate and widen the scope. When successful - which was disturbingly often - they could flip the prisoner into believing that his system and homeland were evil and to actively work for the enemy.

They didn't even need to do that to Blinken. He's working according to their playbook naturally, since their playbook has been being imposed in our institutions for a couple of generations. Revolting.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 31, 2021 08:10 AM (Jsjd7)

26 The Whitmer kidnapping plot is a joke. Having the head of the "conspiracy" being an FBI informant should get the case immediately thrown out. Honestly, if an informant or agent is the one instigating the crime, you shouldn't have a legal case.

Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at March 31, 2021 08:11 AM (yVPr3)

27 That's harsh Martini Farmer. But I have to agree. Let the entire GOP DIAFF.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 31, 2021 08:11 AM (2BZBZ)

28 The FBI has a watch list. When's the last time someone on that watch list was PREVENTED from committing a crime? When's the last time they PREVENTED a death? They only thing they've been successful with is setting up a trio of douchebags to plan a feeble attempt at assassinating Governor Whitless and arresting them for it.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 31, 2021 08:12 AM (Zz0t1)

29 Assign the Durham team to investigate the Gaetz thing. All the parties will die of old age before it wraps up.

Posted by: lowandslow at March 31, 2021 08:12 AM (4thlk)

30 Yes, JJ, DeSantis is next target.

Posted by: CapeFear at March 31, 2021 08:12 AM (4PDMt)

31 26 Wino,

The timing was impeccable.

Posted by: Sven at March 31, 2021 08:12 AM (Lzpvj)

32 26 The Whitmer kidnapping plot is a joke. Having the head of the "conspiracy" being an FBI informant should get the case immediately thrown out. Honestly, if an informant or agent is the one instigating the crime, you shouldn't have a legal case.
Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at March 31, 2021 08:11 AM (yVPr3)

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I disagree.

The FBI informant should be the only one of the group prosecuted. His FBI handler should also be prosecuted.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at March 31, 2021 08:12 AM (LvTSG)

33
g'mornin' again, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 31, 2021 08:12 AM (beNfa)

34 Assign the Durham team to investigate the Gaetz thing. All the parties will die of old age before it wraps up.
Posted by: lowandslow at March 31, 2021 08:12 AM (4thlk)
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Nah. That doesn't suit the needs of this situation. They'll find that one or two former DoJ operators - just a couple of bad apples that were already out of the department - did bad things. They'll arrest them, plea them down to a barely-there sentence and then close the book on this "unfortunate lapse."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 31, 2021 08:13 AM (Jsjd7)

35 ♪ Entrampment, that's what you are. entrampment...♫

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 31, 2021 08:13 AM (2BZBZ)

36 Good morning!

>> Re: The FBI "It's time to clean house."

No, it's time to follow Sven's directive.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 31, 2021 08:14 AM (bDqIh)

37 Sham show trial to push the garbage meme of white supremacist insurrection.

I hope the defense attorneys are able to prove FBI entrapment, the type of tactic that GOP approved shithead Wray would condone.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at March 31, 2021 08:15 AM (y7DUB)

38 DeSantis is next.

Posted by: Homo Viator at March 31, 2021 08:16 AM (H8QX8)

39 (sidebar item)
Jennifer Love Hewitt is a no-account actress. She's fine, I suppose, but she isn't some great talent. What she is, though, is "good enough" from an acting standpoint combined with being a smokeshow with big tits and a nice figure. Big tits and a nice figure and a cute or pretty face will get you a lot of roles - and a lot of money - if you are a passable actor.

That's what she is. A passable actor who is really good looking. She capitalized on that. Fine. It is amusing, though, that she is now trying to stage a comeback by threading the woke needle and claiming that this is all just the worst. It wasn't "the worst" when she was cashing checks from her cavalcade of mediocre B-movies with the occasional A-list hit.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 31, 2021 08:18 AM (Jsjd7)

40 "A racist attacker beat an Asian woman in Midtown on Monday morning in a suspected hate-driven attack."
A black racist? No way!

Posted by: f'd at March 31, 2021 08:18 AM (+y8uL)

41
The Whitmer kidnapping plot is a joke. Having the head of the "conspiracy" being an FBI informant should get the case immediately thrown out. Honestly, if an informant or agent is the one instigating the crime, you shouldn't have a legal case.

Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at March 31, 2021 08:11 AM


It's sorta like having female police dress up like hookers and enticing men, then arresting them.

Posted by: Bill from Attainder at March 31, 2021 08:18 AM (N/gDA)

42 No outspoken Trump supporter will be allowed to exist or function as a political player.

Posted by: Homo Viator at March 31, 2021 08:19 AM (H8QX8)

43 >>Animal in NYC who stomped Asian woman arrested


Great, and how soon was he out thanks to no-cash bail?

Why would anyone - police or citizen - risk their lives to intervene knowing that current Lefty criminal justice policy is to make every effort to let these criminals walk for "equity" or whatnot?

Thought-provoking thread: https://tinyurl.com/bcs9n53z

Posted by: Lizzy at March 31, 2021 08:20 AM (bDqIh)

44 Considering the nature of the GOP-e, I fully expect Kevin "Charlie" McCarthy, Liz-ard Cheney, Pee-Air Defecto, Mitch McChinless and the rest of the Potemkin patriots to have a case of the vapors and call for Gaetz to step down.

While this is true, and likely I'll say this; until the junta comes for McCarthy, Cheney, Romney and McConnell and their ilk the GOP will continue to hum along as if everything's fine. Purging the GOP of former and current Trump supporters is their goal.

Thus, I really don't give a fuck what happens to the likes of Gaetz. Move it along. The sooner the GOP is relegated to the dumpster fire the better.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 31, 2021 08:21 AM (3H9h1)

45 @37

I'm surprised they are fighting it in court, the usual FBI MO is to hit the targets with potentially decades of time in jail and then dangle generous plea deals.

This is how they get their 90 plus conviction rate.

Either way, the LE/IC/MIL of this country has been weaponized and corrupted and needs to be fumigated.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 31, 2021 08:21 AM (M47S1)

46 DeSantis is next.
Posted by: Homo Viator at March 31, 2021 08:16 AM (H8QX


Let's hope he knows that.

And work begins. Talk to you all later.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 31, 2021 08:21 AM (2JVJo)

47 40 Posted by: f'd at March 31, 2021 08:18 AM (+y8uL)

We have been assured, at gunpoint that blacks cannot be racists. There is a body of indoctrination floating around DoD that swears black supremacy organizations are not a thing. Therefore the matricider who curbstomped Zumu Zumu what white with a tan.

Remember kids, we are the insane ones.

Posted by: sven at March 31, 2021 08:21 AM (Lzpvj)

48 The female cop dressed like a hooker is never supposed to "solicit". The "john" gets arrested for soliciting.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 31, 2021 08:21 AM (2BZBZ)

49 It was cool when CDC Defector Walensky set aside her script and then kept reading from the teleprompter.

Posted by: Marooned at March 31, 2021 08:22 AM (5TnwH)

50 I'm surprised they are fighting it in court, the usual FBI MO is to hit the targets with potentially decades of time in jail and then dangle generous plea deals. ...
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 31, 2021 08:21 AM (M47S1)
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Yup, which likely means that this trial represents one of two things:
1. The victim refused to play ball and is taking a big gamble by dragging it through the courts
2. The fix is in.

We'll see.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 31, 2021 08:22 AM (Jsjd7)

51 Are they boarding up Chinatown?

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at March 31, 2021 08:23 AM (/aiGx)

52 44 Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 31, 2021 08:21 AM (3H9h1)

The problem is people like me correctly pointed out that the donks have the governor welded open and are standing on the gas.

Without a GOP to run any interference we will go over the cliff at 200 mph.

Anyway whether we want there to be an opposition or not we are all f*cked anyway, the US civil service is a defeacto democrat force multiplier and we are not allowed to notice.

Posted by: sven at March 31, 2021 08:24 AM (Lzpvj)

53 Pretty sure Ted Lieu is already calling for Gaetz to lose his committee assignments, while Eric Swallwell lost nothing despite sleeping with a known Chinese spy.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 31, 2021 08:24 AM (bDqIh)

54 I can't understand why those nasty Bidens are allowed to have attack dogs roaming free at the White House! It's outrageous!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 31, 2021 08:24 AM (03n3v)

55 The entire concept of whites twisting themselves in knots over racism or anti-Islam or whatever must puzzle the Chinese.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 31, 2021 08:25 AM (6/LtX)

56 CDC Director almost in tears. TOO MUCH KABUKI

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 31, 2021 08:25 AM (yrol0)

57 Anyway whether we want there to be an opposition or not we are all f*cked anyway, the US civil service is a defeacto democrat force multiplier and we are not allowed to notice.
Posted by: sven at March 31, 2021 08:24 AM (Lzpvj)
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Oh, we're allowed to notice it but we're not allowed to question it. On the plus side, being screwed no matter what is oddly freeing. It gives you more choices on what to do with your own life. You might not like the operating reality, but if you no longer have to try to fix it because the course to inevitability is set, it does free you up to do other things.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 31, 2021 08:26 AM (Jsjd7)

58 50 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 31, 2021 08:22 AM (Jsjd7)

3) we are at the show trial stage of the festivities and there is a defacto movie director out there who will coordinate the messaging and psychological warfare implications of the prosecutorial cycle.

Posted by: sven at March 31, 2021 08:26 AM (Lzpvj)

59 @53

It's a one way ratchet in the DC sewer.

And the GOPe knows what's what.

So I fully expect Gaetz to be stripped of committee assignments and badgered to resign by McCarthy et al.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 31, 2021 08:26 AM (M47S1)

60 I love how FBI leaks anonymous, fantastic details of an ongoing investigation, then clams up and says they can't comment on investigations.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 31, 2021 08:27 AM (0UNjH)

61 "The entire concept of whites twisting themselves in knots over racism or anti-Islam or whatever must puzzle the Chinese.


Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee"
Heck they are exploiting it. Who do you think is behind all the fuss?

Posted by: f'd at March 31, 2021 08:27 AM (+y8uL)

62 The entire concept of whites twisting themselves in knots over racism or anti-Islam or whatever must puzzle the Chinese.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 31, 2021 08:25 AM (6/LtX)
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Not at all. They love it. They helped develop some of the tactics to encourage it. That self-twisting weakens us and creates avenues for malefactors to exploit us. They aren't puzzled by it. They love it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 31, 2021 08:27 AM (Jsjd7)

63 Eric Swallwell lost nothing despite sleeping with a known Chinese spy.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 31, 2021 08:24 AM (bDqIh)

Me luv you long time!

Posted by: Fang Fang Bang Bang at March 31, 2021 08:27 AM (yrol0)

64 Chelsea Handler-"Perhaps we skip trials when there is audio and video footage."
Nothing infuriates me more than people that spout words without any thought to the big picture or the consequences in other situations.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 31, 2021 08:27 AM (NpAcC)

65 When Arizona tried to raise money to build a wall it was told no by the feds. So what the state did was offer the money to the border sheriffs. Dannels (my sheriff) was the only one to do something useful. He deployed hundreds of cameras north of the border. It has worked for years in catching just about all smuggling.

Until Biden. Now so much is coming across, both drugs and illegals, that we can't possibly catch it all without a massive deployment of assets. We have been swamped, deluged, and flooded by this tsunami of Biden's new friends.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus Belli) at March 31, 2021 08:27 AM (l7Kbv)

66 57 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 31, 2021 08:26 AM (Jsjd7)

Which is where I am on pro sports.

In essence if I am doomed to have South and Central America imported to me I may well go to them to die.

Why not?

Posted by: sven at March 31, 2021 08:27 AM (Lzpvj)

67 59 So I fully expect Gaetz to be stripped of committee assignments and badgered to resign by McCarthy et al.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 31, 2021 08:26 AM (M47S1)

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"We have to set the moral grounding for Cuomo to resign."

*Cuomo doesn't resign*

"Well, we have the moral victory, at least."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at March 31, 2021 08:27 AM (LvTSG)

68 Obviously what Gaetz did was worse than anything Bill Clinton did with his Pal Jeffrey Epstein.

...or, his Pal Harvey Weinstein.

Look, buddy. Bill Clinton fucking little girls?

That's just like someone's opinion man. What Gaetz did was so much worse. So. Much.

Posted by: garrett is not serious at March 31, 2021 08:28 AM (xjuAL)

69 while Eric Swallwell lost nothing despite sleeping with a known Chinese spy.
Posted by: Lizzy

If she wasn't on top, that's one Chinese spy you can slide under a door.

Posted by: JT at March 31, 2021 08:28 AM (arJlL)

70 Biden's dog Major bit another person at the WH according to fake nooz
Apparently Major is back at the WH
Clearly the dog gets bitey at the WH (and so would I) ... just leave him in DE

Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom at March 31, 2021 08:28 AM (GBZnB)

71 So I fully expect Gaetz to be stripped of committee assignments and badgered to resign by McCarthy et al.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 31, 2021 08:26 AM (M47S1)

After multiple other "underage" girls come forward who can not be named or interviewed or be asked to provide any specific details.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 31, 2021 08:28 AM (0UNjH)

72 3) we are at the show trial stage of the festivities and there is a defacto movie director out there who will coordinate the messaging and psychological warfare implications of the prosecutorial cycle.
Posted by: sven at March 31, 2021 08:26 AM (Lzpvj)
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This is a real possibility but that is a dangerous game. They *need* the courts to retain a veneer of legitimacy, as that is how they lock up or murder their enemies. That is a fine line to walk.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 31, 2021 08:28 AM (Jsjd7)

73 67 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at March 31, 2021 08:27 AM (LvTSG)

It's my job to make sure the democrats win.

//Mike McCarthy

Posted by: sven at March 31, 2021 08:28 AM (Lzpvj)

74 I thought Major had gone back to Delaware for more training after the first bite, I guess they didn't call The Dog Whisperer

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 31, 2021 08:28 AM (OOmwL)

75
The entire concept of whites twisting themselves in knots over racism or anti-Islam or whatever must puzzle & delight the Chinese.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 31, 2021 08:25 AM


FIFY

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 31, 2021 08:29 AM (beNfa)

76 Blinken should be translated into multiple languages and broadcast via loud speakers at the border, "we are a worthless, racist people, please turn around and go home." Hey, you have to use what you have in these challenging times.

Posted by: Only Context at March 31, 2021 08:29 AM (QGkuq)

77 >>Until Biden. Now so much is coming across, both drugs and illegals, that we can't possibly catch it all without a massive deployment of assets. We have been swamped, deluged, and flooded by this tsunami of Biden's new friends.


We should have been shooting them all along.

Shoot them and throw thei bodies into the Rio Grande. Every damned one of them.

Posted by: garrett at March 31, 2021 08:30 AM (xjuAL)

78 76 Blinken should be translated into multiple languages and broadcast via loud speakers at the border, "we are a worthless, racist people, please turn around and go home." Hey, you have to use what you have in these challenging times.
Posted by: Only Context at March 31, 2021 08:29 AM (QGkuq)

===============

"The police kill minorities with impunity in this country, just for being minorities."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at March 31, 2021 08:30 AM (LvTSG)

79 71 Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 31, 2021 08:28 AM (0UNjH)

We live in a nation that releases murders so they do not get CUOMO to assault minorities so they can blame career soldiers for systemic racism causing it all.

I am not sure I want to be anywhere near the civil service anymore.

Posted by: sven at March 31, 2021 08:30 AM (Lzpvj)

80 The GOP is like an amoeba, barely able to feel pain. They need to feel a LOT of pain.
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 31, 2021 08:05 AM (3H9h1)
....

In fact, you could say that about most of the country. People are in the whining only phase, not really hurting, but whining about what's in store for them.
Waiting for the pain to set in before they act.

Posted by: Ziba at March 31, 2021 08:30 AM (S1hrL)

81 We have reached the point at which no factual basis at all is necessary to smear and destroy an "enemy of the State." The unified power of the State and media to falsely condemn and promulgate the false charge -- along with the absence of all political or public accountability -- are now fairly invincible.

Posted by: Homo Viator at March 31, 2021 08:31 AM (H8QX8)

82 Blinken should be translated into multiple languages and broadcast via loud speakers at the border, "we are a worthless, racist people, please turn around and go home." Hey, you have to use what you have in these challenging times.
Posted by: Only Context at March 31, 2021 08:29 AM (QGkuq)
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It won't work. Those people have two counterweights opposing this kind of rhetoric. First, they have people back home holding their families at gunpoint to ensure that the smuggling rings get paid for delivering them across the border. That is some serious incentive that no bullhorn is going to overcome. In addition, they also know the truth of the matter. That's why they want to come here and even without their families being held hostage they'd just roll their eyes and saunter across.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 31, 2021 08:31 AM (Jsjd7)

83 Ukraine? Will Putin try to grab it before China grabs some islands; or will they coordinate their attacks with Bidens nap schedule?

Posted by: Jean at March 31, 2021 08:31 AM (Xih1H)

84 Tinfoilbaby, fake nooz said he was sent to DE temporarily, and that he is getting training

If I was unelected dictator of the country, anyone my doggie bites would be immediately executed
Coz if doggeh don't like you you must be a bad seed

Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom at March 31, 2021 08:31 AM (GBZnB)

85 You know how you can tell something is a super contagious deadly pandemic?

Car dealerships keep their service department open so you can drive up and employees can immediately get in touch the surfaces.

Posted by: Lysenko - click here for your covid vaccine documentation and directions at March 31, 2021 08:32 AM (S3emO)

86 We have been swamped, deluged, and flooded by this tsunami of Biden's new friends.
Posted by: garrett at March 31, 2021 08:30 AM (xjuAL)


Yes and now they want we the people to "sponsor" them. Whatever the fuvk that means.

Posted by: Ziba at March 31, 2021 08:32 AM (S1hrL)

87 Joe probably has no interaction with the dogs other than an occasional pat on the head and tail pull. I'm sure he doesn't walk them or throw the frisbee or anything like that with them.

Anyway there is a good chance he could break a knee or something if one of the dogs bounced off of him so they should not be there at all.

Posted by: f'd at March 31, 2021 08:33 AM (+y8uL)

88
Robert Klein's schtick about being a teenager describes the Jennifer Love Hewitt situation perfectly:

"Of course I respect you. I just wanna touch your tits!!!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 31, 2021 08:33 AM (s2VJv)

89 Biden's dog would be put down in most municpalities in America.

Posted by: garrett at March 31, 2021 08:33 AM (xjuAL)

90 Every time the left accuses someone of something, you can bet the farm that it's really the LEFT committing the very same crime.

The Father of Lies must be very, very proud of his minions on the left.

Posted by: RondinellaMamma - Almost 5 months later and still feel like I got hit with a 2x4 at March 31, 2021 08:34 AM (8/7u2)

91 85 Posted by: Lysenko - click here for your covid vaccine documentation and directions at March 31, 2021 08:32 AM (S3emO)

You know how you are in the middle of the deadliest plague mankind has ever seen?

Government is so indifferent to the mass movement of individuals from an impoverished border area that they crowd them to 1600% capacity and release them into major urban areas around the country with no contact tracing or quarantine.

Wear the mask America.

Posted by: sven at March 31, 2021 08:34 AM (Lzpvj)

92 "The Supreme Court: Cowards, Crooks, or Compromised?" see link above.

How about using the power of "and" in that question?

Posted by: Ziba at March 31, 2021 08:35 AM (S1hrL)

93 64 Chelsea Handler-"Perhaps we skip trials when there is audio and video footage."
Nothing infuriates me more than people that spout words without any thought to the big picture or the consequences in other situations.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 31, 2021 08:27 AM (NpAcC)


Chelsea Handler's demo reel is hard evidence of a crime against humanity.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 31, 2021 08:35 AM (s2VJv)

94 @85

As far as I can tell, not a single Mickey D's or any other drive up restaurant or Big Box Building supply stores ever shut down, even in NYC and other hot zones.

Cause nothing says this is a super serious pandemic like getting food handed to you through a window by a South American immigrant.

Or alternatively...

It was all bullshit.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 31, 2021 08:35 AM (M47S1)

95 I thought Major had gone back to Delaware for more training after the first bite, I guess they didn't call The Dog Whisperer
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 31, 2021 08:28 AM (OOmwL)


Biden family values.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at March 31, 2021 08:35 AM (y7DUB)

96 >>The entire concept of whites twisting themselves in knots over racism or anti-Islam or whatever must puzzle the Chinese.


No, they have a global political strategy (forget the name) that specifically seeks to use a country's weaknesses against them. They are amping up the race stuff on social media and elsewhere specifically to have America destroy itself. For example, Chinese support for BLM.

The Chinese have a word for white SJWs: baizou
https://tinyurl.com/yebkrmxz

Posted by: Lizzy at March 31, 2021 08:35 AM (bDqIh)

97 "Biden's dog would be put down in most municpalities in America.

Posted by: garrett"

If it broke the skin, yes.

Posted by: f'd at March 31, 2021 08:36 AM (+y8uL)

98 Wear the mask and fasten your passport to your upper sleeve.

Posted by: Ziba at March 31, 2021 08:36 AM (S1hrL)

99 89 Biden's dog would be put down in most municpalities in America.
Posted by: garrett

Fake nooz said it was "just a nip", didn't break skin. Afaik that means it wasn't a bite, so they're probably lying.
Also he's probably an antifa dog so no consequences , neener neener proles

Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom at March 31, 2021 08:36 AM (GBZnB)

100 While AP/CP does report China Joe's Major has bitten a second person, it assures us the "person was not injured."

Posted by: andycanuck at March 31, 2021 08:36 AM (1yPl/)

101 86 Posted by: Ziba at March 31, 2021 08:32 AM (S1hrL)

The new and improved PATRIOTISM! is for private citizens to be expected to feed, clothe, and house the little amigos.

Texas foster families are being pressured to take in 5 times their usual capacity.

Posted by: sven at March 31, 2021 08:36 AM (Lzpvj)

102 I disagree.

The FBI informant should be the only one of the group prosecuted. His FBI handler should also be prosecuted.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at March 31, 2021 08:12 AM (LvTSG)

It would be hilarious if the local sheriff offered immunity to all of the sub-conspirators to catch the big guys, the informant and his FBI handler.

Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at March 31, 2021 08:36 AM (yVPr3)

103 98 Posted by: Ziba at March 31, 2021 08:36 AM (S1hrL)

Juan there does not have a mask or papers.//

Citizen

"Shut the fuck up and comply!"

//Duh Feds

Posted by: sven at March 31, 2021 08:37 AM (Lzpvj)

104 Maybe send a SWAT team into Federal court to march them out under arrest.

Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at March 31, 2021 08:37 AM (yVPr3)

105 64 Chelsea Handler-"Perhaps we skip trials when there is audio and video footage."
Nothing infuriates me more than people that spout words without any thought to the big picture or the consequences in other situations.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 31, 2021 08:27 AM (NpAcC)

==========

Can we use that evidentiary standard on black suspects?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at March 31, 2021 08:37 AM (LvTSG)

106 Who the fuck is Chelsea Handler?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 31, 2021 08:37 AM (0UNjH)

107 Yes, please let more of these people into our country....

@JackPosobiec

Border Patrol rescues 6-month-old baby after she was tossed into the Rio Grande by human traffickers

https://tinyurl.com/yhechkme

Posted by: Tami at March 31, 2021 08:37 AM (cF8AT)

108 Clearly video never lies.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 31, 2021 08:38 AM (0UNjH)

109 The dog is there for the optics. Hitler used actually used them.

Posted by: Ziba at March 31, 2021 08:38 AM (S1hrL)

110 107 @JackPosobiec

Border Patrol rescues 6-month-old baby after she was tossed into the Rio Grande by human traffickers

https://tinyurl.com/yhechkme

Posted by: Tami at March 31, 2021 08:37 AM (cF8AT)

===========

"This is proof that Biden is a moral man. Trump would have let that baby die."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at March 31, 2021 08:38 AM (LvTSG)

111 106 Who the fuck is Chelsea Handler?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 31, 2021 08:37 AM (0UNjH)

Who is Chelsea and why does he or she need a handler?

Posted by: Homo Viator at March 31, 2021 08:38 AM (H8QX8)

112 Texas foster families are being pressured to take in 5 times their usual capacity.
Posted by: sven at March 31, 2021 08:36 AM (Lzpvj)

Would be raycist not to cram them in ya know

Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom at March 31, 2021 08:38 AM (GBZnB)

113 > Yes and now they want we the people to "sponsor" them. Whatever the fuvk that means.

I think they want people to "take responsibility" for the illegals. IIRC there was a program like this back in the 70's and you could actually get monies for doing it. Sort of like what foster parenting used to be.

*Maybe if you "sponsor" an illegal family, or a couple of hombres you can get a tax break?

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 31, 2021 08:39 AM (3H9h1)

114 109 The dog is there for the optics. Hitler used actually used them.
Posted by: Ziba at March 31, 2021 08:38 AM (S1hrL)

Hitler actually loved his dogs.

Posted by: Homo Viator at March 31, 2021 08:39 AM (H8QX8)

115 28 The FBI has a watch list.

The FBI will boast about all of the "plots" they prevented without giving out any details. How many TV shows are there right now with FBI in the title?

Will we ever live in an America where someone will be able to report what is really going, the level of corruption that turned our institutions against us?

Posted by: iandeal at March 31, 2021 08:39 AM (4v0Wk)

116 Every WH press conference for the next 3 years should include questions about Sundown Joe's killer canines.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 31, 2021 08:39 AM (03n3v)

117 112 Texas foster families are being pressured to take in 5 times their usual capacity.

That would be 30. I call bullshit.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 31, 2021 08:40 AM (0UNjH)

118 Who the fuck is Chelsea Handler?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 31, 2021 08:37 AM (0UNjH)
+++++
A has-been lady comic who was never very funny but capitalized on her cuteness to fake it for a goodly while by being shocking. She ran Sarah Silverman's playbook, but she (and others like Amy Schumer) they didn't have even Silverman's level of talent.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 31, 2021 08:40 AM (Jsjd7)

119 >>Border Patrol rescues 6-month-old baby after she was tossed into the Rio Grande by human traffickers


They were Baptising Her!!!

Posted by: Hillary at March 31, 2021 08:40 AM (7Zsor)

120 Texas foster families are being pressured to take in 5 times their usual capacity.
Posted by: sven at March 31, 2021 08:36 AM (Lzpvj)




I imagine money talks.

Posted by: Ziba at March 31, 2021 08:41 AM (S1hrL)

121 What my GSD does sometimes some people might consider a "bite" but the dog knows what it is doing. He might grab my hand when excited but it never hurts and he knows he's not supposed to do that so gets scolded. A "nip" though is a different thing and he does not do that.

He can carry a balloon in his mouth if he wants to. If he wanted to bite someone, they would know he meant business.

Posted by: f'd at March 31, 2021 08:41 AM (+y8uL)

122 106 Who the fuck is Chelsea Handler?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 31, 2021 08:37 AM (0UNjH)


The big black dude with the epi-pen was Hillary's Handler...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 31, 2021 08:41 AM (s2VJv)

123 >>Chelsea Handler-"Perhaps we skip trials when there is audio and video footage."


old and busted: BOLO for deep fakes, you guys!!! That Pelosi/Biden/[prominent Democrat saying something stupid] is DOCTORED!!!!

new hotness: "Perhaps we skip trials when there is audio and video footage."


Chelsea, baby, you didn't read the latest talking points.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 31, 2021 08:42 AM (bDqIh)

124 Cause nothing says this is a super serious pandemic like getting food handed to you through a window by a South American immigrant.

Or alternatively...

It was all bullshit.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 31, 2021 08:35 AM (M47S1)


Heh. Restaurants kind of creep me out in good times ( I've been in all kinds of restaurant kitchens, even owned one and never got over the hypocrisy of the local board of health.) In 2020 it drove me crazy when we were 'told' to keep supporting our local restaurants during this pandemic which so 'deadly' that we couldn't have live performances, couldn't go to church, couldn't go to work, but some stranger slobbering over our food was okey-dokey.

Posted by: RondinellaMamma - Almost 5 months later and still feel like I got hit with a 2x4 at March 31, 2021 08:42 AM (8/7u2)

125 116 Every WH press conference for the next 3 years should include questions about Sundown Joe's killer canines.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 31, 2021 08:39 AM (03n3v)


"Pfft."

- - Those Daring Dobermans

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 31, 2021 08:42 AM (s2VJv)

126 "Who the fuck is Chelsea Handler?"

$20. Same as in town.

Posted by: am I doing this right? at March 31, 2021 08:42 AM (+y8uL)

127 The black man that attacked the Asian woman in NY was out on parole for killing his mom. I seriously would not be surprised if he is not walking the streets due to the Left's insane policies.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 31, 2021 08:42 AM (NpAcC)

128 123 Chelsea, baby, you didn't read the latest talking points.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 31, 2021 08:42 AM (bDqIh)

=========

She's convinced that she's really smart.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at March 31, 2021 08:42 AM (LvTSG)

129 In 2018 the US house if Reps passed the Combatting Sex Yrafgiking by Commercial Vehicles Act
It passed with all but one House Rep voting for it
Only one US House Rep voted against it
Yeah, you probably already gudsed it that one US Rep was none other than Matt Gaetz
Probably the Deep State forced him to vote against it, or, maybe it was antifa

Posted by: Proud Moderate at March 31, 2021 08:42 AM (FfHat)

130 113 Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 31, 2021 08:39 AM (3H9h1)

I am quite familiar with the 70s to 80s system I was living around it. A political party demanded that people who were fleeing a series of brutal regimes that were targeting people based on ideology had to have citizens who pledged in the event the refugees became a financial burden on the system to be responsible for the financial needs of the new residents.

Bravely, American service members who had largely served in the ongoing series of conflicts America had been involved in the region for 30 years prior stepped up to the plate. The party demanding the newcomers not be a burden?

The democrats. Why?

They were terrified the newcomers were a GOP voting block.

You cannot make this shit up.

Posted by: sven at March 31, 2021 08:43 AM (Lzpvj)

131 127 The black man that attacked the Asian woman in NY was out on parole for killing his mom. I seriously would not be surprised if he is not walking the streets due to the Left's insane policies.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 31, 2021 08:42 AM (NpAcC)

==========

And the wine moms feel bad about the idea of putting him in jail because he's an orphan.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at March 31, 2021 08:43 AM (LvTSG)

132 "Hitler actually loved his dogs.

Posted by: Homo Viator"

So much he put cyanide in their treats.

Posted by: f'd at March 31, 2021 08:43 AM (+y8uL)

133 I don't know if it's reflected in laws here or not but the legal adage is something like every dog gets one bite. A second bite gets a death sentence and the owner is liable because after the first bite, the owner should have known the dog was dangerous and taken precautionary measures. (I assume "unprovoked bite" in this of course.)

Posted by: andycanuck at March 31, 2021 08:43 AM (1yPl/)

134 How many TV shows are there right now with FBI in the title?

Two on CBS that I know of. Just what we need, moar derp state brainwashing by Stasi-West productions.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at March 31, 2021 08:44 AM (y7DUB)

135 Morning all! This whole Matt Gaetz thing is bizarre but I said last night he went to the FBI for help when it was a former FBI goon who is blackmailing him? Good luck with that.

Posted by: Jewells45 Founder and President of Team Gizzards *plants flag* at March 31, 2021 08:45 AM (nxdel)

136 117 Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 31, 2021 08:40 AM (0UNjH)

People I know 27 miles across the border who take care of 4 say the number is 20 in a 5 bedroom house.

I am certain I am wrong comrade.

Posted by: sven at March 31, 2021 08:45 AM (Lzpvj)

137 Not only were Hitler's dogs given cynanide, his entire inner circle were issued cyanide, and they took it even giving it to their offspring. Downfall, the movie.

Posted by: Ziba at March 31, 2021 08:46 AM (S1hrL)

138 So much he put cyanide in their treats.
Posted by: f'd at March 31, 2021 08:43 AM (+y8uL)
++++
"If it's good enough for Eva and me, and it's good enough for them!"
-- Hitler, probably

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 31, 2021 08:46 AM (Jsjd7)

139 Biden pushes new infrastructure plan.

Didn't Owebama push and PASS an $800 Billion Infrastructure plan?

Where'd it go?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 31, 2021 08:46 AM (Zz0t1)

140
I must have either pissed off William Jacobson at Legal Insurrection or else scared them off. He has not listed the Morning Report in his Blogs We Read section for weeks now.

Oh well.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 31, 2021 08:46 AM (s2VJv)

141 Chelsea just broke her leg skiing, the pills and booze she is on hasn't really affected her though. She was born retarded

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 31, 2021 08:46 AM (OOmwL)

142 Had he not slimed his own country in front of these Mongoloids and the world, the entire Leftist narrative being rammed down our throats and up our keisters would collapse. This is utterly despicable.
Following Alaska Fiasco, Blinken Suggests China Right on U.S. Human Rights Record


These fooking toddlers need to be put in day care. They don't even have the common sense to come in out of the rain, much less run our country through a public office.

Posted by: BifBewalski - madening how unprofessional they are at March 31, 2021 08:46 AM (9i3nz)

143 "Not only were Hitler's dogs given cynanide, his
entire inner circle were issued cyanide, and they took it even giving it
to their offspring. Downfall, the movie.

Posted by: Ziba"
They were full of love. And cyanide.

Posted by: f'd at March 31, 2021 08:46 AM (+y8uL)

144 >>Morning all! This whole Matt Gaetz thing is bizarre


Young single guy banging younger women?

Totes bizarre.

Not at all commonplace like flying off to a private Island with 14 year old Model / Masseuses.

Posted by: garrett at March 31, 2021 08:47 AM (7Zsor)

145 How many TV shows are there right now with FBI in the title?

Two on CBS that I know of. Just what we need, moar derp state brainwashing by Stasi-West productions.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at March 31, 2021 08:44 AM (y7DUB)


Don't forget all the NCIS spin-offs. Your government is working HARD to protect you.

on tv.......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 31, 2021 08:47 AM (Zz0t1)

146 131 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at March 31, 2021 08:43 AM (LvTSG)

You get it.

Tyrone attacked her because he was grieving!

//Wine Mom with an Antifa Son in the Basement

"Uh he killed his mother!"

I don't care, let him out!

//Wine Mom with Antifa Son in the Basement

Posted by: sven at March 31, 2021 08:47 AM (Lzpvj)

147 133 I don't know if it's reflected in laws here or not but the legal adage is something like every dog gets one bite. A second bite gets a death sentence and the owner is liable because after the first bite, the owner should have known the dog was dangerous and taken precautionary measures. (I assume "unprovoked bite" in this of course.)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 31, 2021 08:43 AM (1yPl/)


Every dog gets one bite is Andrew Cuomo's motto...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 31, 2021 08:47 AM (s2VJv)

148 Didn't Owebama push and PASS an $800 Billion Infrastructure plan?

Where'd it go?
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 31, 2021 08:46 AM (Zz0t1)
++++
Into "shovel-ready projects." Didn't your area have signs up around unnecessary highway improvement projects that proudly proclaimed that they were "Funded by the American Recovery and Reinvestment Act" while necessary projects dragged on or never got done?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 31, 2021 08:48 AM (Jsjd7)

149 I must have either pissed off William Jacobson at Legal Insurrection or else scared them off. He has not listed the Morning Report in his Blogs We Read section for weeks now.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 31, 2021 08:46 AM (s2VJv)

He's a pussy.

Posted by: Homo Viator at March 31, 2021 08:48 AM (H8QX8)

150 Alas poor Blondi

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 31, 2021 08:48 AM (GBZnB)

151 A US defense official told CBS News that there is a concerning. buildup of Russian troops near the border with Ukraine, adding that Moscow has not announced any training in the area to account for the development.

Of course, ALL our enemies know sundown and the left at pushovers. Hold onto you asses, this is gonna be a wild ride

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 31, 2021 08:48 AM (MTZ4U)

152 In 2018 the US house if Reps passed the Combatting Sex Yrafgiking by Commercial Vehicles Act

You hafta pay extra for Yrafgiking.

Posted by: JT at March 31, 2021 08:48 AM (arJlL)

153 >>Where'd it go?


Mostly Signage.

Remember. He put Biden in charge of it and it was never monitored or audited.

Posted by: garrett at March 31, 2021 08:48 AM (7Zsor)

154 Posted by: sven at March 31, 2021 08:43 AM (Lzpvj)

My mom, who spoke Spanish, used to teach English to a couple women. She only did it for a couple of months. I think one of the woman stole money so she quit. But I do remember this program was somehow supposed to get these people into the work force... doing what I've no idea.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 31, 2021 08:48 AM (3H9h1)

155 Didn't Owebama push and PASS an $800 Billion Infrastructure plan?

Where'd it go?

*

Not only that one year, but year after year after year afterwards because it had been baked into the budget cake and the "containing resolutions" bullshit kept it going repeatedly.

Four, five, six trillion total from that one pointless and useless "stimulus". Who knows.

Posted by: Lysenko - click here for your covid vaccine documentation and directions at March 31, 2021 08:48 AM (S3emO)

156 146 You get it.

Posted by: sven at March 31, 2021 08:47 AM (Lzpvj)

========

It's about connected completely unconnected emotional reactions. The less logical the connection, the more likely it is to work.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at March 31, 2021 08:48 AM (LvTSG)

157 150 Alas poor Blondi
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 31, 2021 08:48 AM (GBZnB)


"Wait, what?!"

- - Dagwood

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 31, 2021 08:48 AM (s2VJv)

158 How does a parole board get past the fact that you killed your mom?

Posted by: Jean at March 31, 2021 08:49 AM (Xih1H)

159 Trial not going so well for the Prosecution

no Chauvin wont be found completely innocent

even with a mountain of reasonable doubt

due to the impaneled black males, the jury will be hung

Posted by: REDACTED at March 31, 2021 08:49 AM (6iURM)

160 I imagine money talks.
Posted by: Ziba at March 31, 2021 08:41 AM (S1hrL)

30 kids would get a TX foster home about $22k/ mo. But i think the story is bs.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 31, 2021 08:49 AM (0UNjH)

161 140 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 31, 2021 08:46 AM (s2VJv)

The left is busy breaking up our networks JJ.

Don't take it personally, people are too dumb and too prideful in "muh morals" to see what is going on.

Posted by: sven at March 31, 2021 08:49 AM (Lzpvj)

162 151 A US defense official told CBS News that there is a concerning. buildup of Russian troops near the border with Ukraine, adding that Moscow has not announced any training in the area to account for the development.


==

whose side we supposed to be on again?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 31, 2021 08:49 AM (GBZnB)

163 Who the fuck is Chelsea Handler?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 31, 2021 08:37 AM (0UNjH)


Whoreish unfunny liberal female comedian with pics of her horrific boob job all over the internet.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 31, 2021 08:49 AM (Zz0t1)

164 158 How does a parole board get past the fact that you killed your mom?
Posted by: Jean at March 31, 2021 08:49 AM (Xih1H)


Let's ask Chesa Boudin...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 31, 2021 08:49 AM (s2VJv)

165 "California bear cubs developing unexplained illness that makes them unafraid of humans." Maybe Major caught Yogitosis??

Posted by: andycanuck at March 31, 2021 08:50 AM (1yPl/)

166 Disgusting that this is how they insinuate the illegal kids into our neighborhoods via foster families who take them in because they need the money.
Are we about to have "sponsorship" forced on us next-- as in living in our houses with us? Anything goes with the Left.

Posted by: Ziba at March 31, 2021 08:50 AM (S1hrL)

167 How does a parole board get past the fact that you killed your mom?
Posted by: Jean at March 31, 2021 08:49 AM (Xih1H)
++++
Maybe the Texas Rule was in effect. It is possible that she had it coming. I know none of the details.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 31, 2021 08:50 AM (Jsjd7)

168 Alas poor Blondi
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion

Oh.

I thought you said Dondi

Posted by: JT at March 31, 2021 08:50 AM (arJlL)

169 154 Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 31, 2021 08:48 AM (3H9h1)

I taught English and Civics to the boat people as a child, the women and some of the dandier dudes had sugar daddies and mommas that "visited" once a quarter.

Posted by: sven at March 31, 2021 08:51 AM (Lzpvj)

170 Do you think the Soviets wouldn't have tortured Blondi to death had they caught her alive?

Posted by: andycanuck at March 31, 2021 08:51 AM (1yPl/)

171 ++++
Into "shovel-ready projects." Didn't your area have signs up around unnecessary highway improvement projects that proudly proclaimed that they were "Funded by the American Recovery and Reinvestment Act" while necessary projects dragged on or never got done?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 31, 2021 08:48 AM (Jsjd7)


Only place I ever saw those signs were when I drove from DFW to Chicago and back. I saw them EVERYWHERE when I crossed into Illinois and all they were doing was rolling a layer of asphalt on top of another layer of asphalt.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 31, 2021 08:52 AM (Zz0t1)

172 Sex Yrafgiking

Public education or retard: you make the call.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at March 31, 2021 08:52 AM (y7DUB)

173
Posted by: Proud Moderate at March 31, 2021 08:42 AM

Are you proud of your illiteracy? Do you have a special colored flag with 'Proud Illiterate" in bold print?

Posted by: Bill from Attainder at March 31, 2021 08:52 AM (N/gDA)

174 Rooftop Koreans are going to make a comeback.

Ghetto v RoofKor is going to be lit af

Posted by: MJ at March 31, 2021 08:52 AM (gAMkn)

175 Hitler actually loved his dogs.
Posted by: Homo Viator at March 31, 2021 08:39 AM (H8QX


In WWI, he had a terrier named "Foxl," who either ran away or was taken by the Brits during a particular battle. Years afterwards, Hitler still brooded "The man who took that dog has no idea what he did to me."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 31, 2021 08:53 AM (2JVJo)

176 Apparently, Biden went through the Binder of Judicial Nominees and picked ALL of the women he would not sniff to be nominated.

Amazing. Nearly a dozen Nominees and not one single mention of anything but their plumbing and their Affirmative Action qualifications.

Posted by: garrett at March 31, 2021 08:53 AM (7Zsor)

177 The summary on LI is so much better than Garretts fluff job on Fox

Posted by: Jean at March 31, 2021 08:53 AM (Xih1H)

178 Do you think the Soviets wouldn't have tortured Blondi to death had they caught her alive?
Posted by: andycanuck at March 31, 2021 08:51 AM (1yPl/)


She can't even COOK, for goodness sakes. What would they hope to gain?!??

- Still Dagwood

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 31, 2021 08:53 AM (Zz0t1)

179 176 Apparently, Biden went through the Binder of Judicial Nominees and picked ALL of the women he would not sniff to be nominated.

Amazing. Nearly a dozen Nominees and not one single mention of anything but their plumbing and their Affirmative Action qualifications.
Posted by: garrett at March 31, 2021 08:53 AM (7Zsor)

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You act like there's anything else to consider.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at March 31, 2021 08:53 AM (LvTSG)

180 The summary on LI is so much better than Garretts fluff job on Fox
Posted by: Jean at March 31, 2021 08:53 AM (Xih1H)


Garrett works at Fox?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 31, 2021 08:53 AM (Zz0t1)

181 And why wouldn't Adolf have given all of his inner circle the cyanide pills as well. He seemed pretty pissed off about the Leafs losing game seven to the Bruins in overtime after giving up a three goal lead in the third period.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 31, 2021 08:54 AM (1yPl/)

182 >>"California bear cubs developing unexplained illness that makes them unafraid of humans."


It's called a lack of hunting pressure.

I see a black bear up here and it is pissing itself as it runs away.

Posted by: garrett at March 31, 2021 08:54 AM (7Zsor)

183 181 Posted by: andycanuck at March 31, 2021 08:54 AM (1yPl/)

HOW IN ZE HELL DOES VUN NOT HAVEN A BACK UP GOALIE!?!?!

//Guy in a Bunker

Posted by: sven at March 31, 2021 08:55 AM (Lzpvj)

184 How many TV shows are there right now with FBI in the title?

I know there's a true crime show called The FBI Files. Couldn't make it through one episode without laughing. Yeah, those Fibbies are real stand-up heroes.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 31, 2021 08:55 AM (2JVJo)

185 182 >>"California bear cubs developing unexplained illness that makes them unafraid of humans."


It's called a lack of hunting pressure.

I see a black bear up here and it is pissing itself as it runs away.
Posted by: garrett at March 31, 2021 08:54 AM (7Zsor)

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Their leader is called Caesar. This won't end well.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at March 31, 2021 08:55 AM (LvTSG)

186 "Downfall" is on Prime this month. Should I watch it?

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 31, 2021 08:55 AM (2BZBZ)

187 It's called a lack of hunting pressure.

I see a black bear up here and it is pissing itself as it runs away.
Posted by: garrett at March 31, 2021 08:54 AM (7Zsor)


SEE??!!

- Liberal Idiot on defeating a rapist

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 31, 2021 08:55 AM (Zz0t1)

188 How does a parole board get past the fact that you killed your mom?
Posted by: Jean at March 31, 2021 08:49 AM (Xih1H)
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Maybe the Texas Rule was in effect. It is possible that she had it coming. I know none of the details.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

After watching the video - Im going with psychopathic rage triggered by pancakes with racist syrup bottle

Posted by: Jean at March 31, 2021 08:55 AM (Xih1H)

189 Seen on backroad in sort of rural CT: Home made sign: "Pelosi" with the red circle and line through her name. Nice!

Posted by: Ziba at March 31, 2021 08:56 AM (S1hrL)

190 62. Exploiting it, and understanding it, are two different things.

They get that it exists, but like a cat with a laser pointer, they do not understand why whites do it.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 31, 2021 08:56 AM (6/LtX)

191 186 "Downfall" is on Prime this month. Should I watch it?
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 31, 2021 08:55 AM (2BZBZ)

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It's one of the great World War II movies. It's depressing as fuck, but just oh so great.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at March 31, 2021 08:56 AM (LvTSG)

192 >>Years afterwards, Hitler still brooded "The man who took that dog has no idea what he did to me."


Word

Posted by: John Wick at March 31, 2021 08:56 AM (bDqIh)

193 182 Posted by: garrett at March 31, 2021 08:54 AM (7Zsor)

Remember the same folks who pretend that animals morally are as sentient as humans, thinks that the critters can't suss out risk and reward.

Magic thinkers.

Posted by: sven at March 31, 2021 08:56 AM (Lzpvj)

194 "California bear cubs developing unexplained illness that makes them unafraid of humans."

The cure is a lever action 30-30

Posted by: Jean at March 31, 2021 08:56 AM (Xih1H)

195 193 Remember the same folks who pretend that animals morally are as sentient as humans, thinks that the critters can't suss out risk and reward.

Magic thinkers.
Posted by: sven at March 31, 2021 08:56 AM (Lzpvj)

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Well, yeah. Have you read their economic policies?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at March 31, 2021 08:56 AM (LvTSG)

196 "Downfall" is on Prime this month. Should I watch it?
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 31, 2021 08:55 AM (2BZBZ)

Yes, but it ain't pretty.

Posted by: Ziba at March 31, 2021 08:56 AM (S1hrL)

197 Are we about to have "sponsorship" forced on us next-- as in living in our houses with us? Anything goes with the Left.

I wouldn't doubt it. Anyone with extra space in their home will be required to take at least 5 illegals. That's when I burn the house down and go live in a cave somewhere.

Posted by: Jewells45 Founder and President of Team Gizzards *plants flag* at March 31, 2021 08:56 AM (nxdel)

198 185 Their leader is called Caesar. This won't end well.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at March 31, 2021 08:55 AM (LvTSG)


Zombie Roddy McDowell concurs. At least two more sequels.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 31, 2021 08:57 AM (s2VJv)

199 Willkommen in der Stadt 17. Hier ist es sicherer. Nimm die Dose auf.

Posted by: Generic Checkpoint Guard at March 31, 2021 08:57 AM (wP4fA)

200 >>I wouldn't doubt it. Anyone with extra space in their home will be required to take at least 5 illegals.


I couldn't do 5. 3 Weather Girls. That's my limit.

Posted by: garrett at March 31, 2021 08:57 AM (7Zsor)

201 "197 Are we about to have "sponsorship" forced on us next-- as in living in our houses with us? Anything goes with the Left."


Yes. Just wait.

Posted by: Homo Viator at March 31, 2021 08:58 AM (H8QX8)

202 197 Posted by: Jewells45 Founder and President of Team Gizzards *plants flag* at March 31, 2021 08:56 AM (nxdel)

You get it, and do not advertise that you get it.

Posted by: sven at March 31, 2021 08:58 AM (Lzpvj)

203 [Picturing Blondie in sexy SS dress uniform with riding crop.]

I'll be back later, guys. Something's come up.

At work. Yeah. Work.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 31, 2021 08:58 AM (1yPl/)

204 Comic trivia - Blondie was orginally a flapper whose maiden name was "Boopadoop." Dagwood was the son of rich parents who disowned him after he married her.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 31, 2021 08:59 AM (2JVJo)

205 185 182 >>"California bear cubs developing unexplained illness that makes them unafraid of humans."
It's called a lack of hunting pressure.
I see a black bear up here and it is pissing itself as it runs away.
Posted by: garrett at March 31, 2021 08:54 AM (7Zsor)

Their leader is called Caesar. This won't end well.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at March 31, 2021 08:55 AM (LvTSG)

Actually they can't breed in the wild. Population control is one of our security precautions. There's no unauthorized breeding in California Park.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at March 31, 2021 08:59 AM (z5Vrg)

206 Downfall, Schindlers List, Cross of Iron, Stalingrad (the German one from the 90s) -- and a large bottle of your preferred whiskey, vodka, or schnapps.

Posted by: Jean at March 31, 2021 08:59 AM (Xih1H)

207 139 Biden pushes new infrastructure plan.

Didn't Owebama push and PASS an $800 Billion Infrastructure plan?

Where'd it go?
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 31, 2021 08:46 AM (Zz0t1)

It was used to pay state employees that managed big project, not really on the project itself.

About $318 billion would go to cash-strapped state and local governments.

Posted by: Fang Fang Bang Bang at March 31, 2021 08:59 AM (yrol0)

208 205 Their leader is called Caesar. This won't end well.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at March 31, 2021 08:55 AM (LvTSG)

Actually they can't breed in the wild. Population control is one of our security precautions. There's no unauthorized breeding in California Park.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at March 31, 2021 08:59 AM (z5Vrg)

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You didn't use frog DNA, did you?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at March 31, 2021 09:00 AM (LvTSG)

209 I'll give one single shit about Gaetz when it comes out he banged a communist Chinese spy. Until that happens, I want the DOJ and FBI shuttered and anyone associated with either executed or exiled along with their pig families. The only enemies the United States has are these monsters.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 31, 2021 09:00 AM (puu6v)

210 "Downfall" is on Prime this month. Should I watch it?
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 31, 2021 08:55 AM (2BZBZ)


Absolutely. Of course, you might laugh during the "Steiner" scene, but that's because of all the "Hitler finds out" videos.

And from those in the know, apparently Bruno Ganz got Hitler's Austrian accent down pat.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 31, 2021 09:00 AM (2JVJo)

211 Downfall" is on Prime this month. Should I watch it?
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 31, 2021 08:55 AM (2BZBZ)
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Yes. Have a lot of alcohol on hand, though.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 31, 2021 09:00 AM (WGara)

212 207 Posted by: Fang Fang Bang Bang at March 31, 2021 08:59 AM (yrol0)

It is the "Blue State relief project" not a real infrastructure plan.

Remember those TIGER barrels that sat around for years on non improving roads?

This is that EVEN BIGGER!

Posted by: sven at March 31, 2021 09:01 AM (Lzpvj)

213 Disgusting that this is how they insinuate the illegal kids into our neighborhoods via foster families who take them in because they need the money.

If you have ever dealt with the bullshit you have to deal with to be a foster family, especially in TX, you would understand that nobody does it for the money.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 31, 2021 09:01 AM (0UNjH)

214 I am gonna need to see the 17 year old in question before I pass judgement on Matt Gaetz.

Posted by: garrett at March 31, 2021 09:01 AM (7Zsor)

215 Did Joe run the infrastructure program before or after curing cancer??

Posted by: andycanuck at March 31, 2021 09:02 AM (1yPl/)

216 >>>Fauci Has No Idea What's Going On in America, and That's Just How We Might Beat Him<
>I'm still waiting for this 80 year old crusty geezer to fall down and split his melon like Joe. Maybe we can get them into a three-legged sack race and turn the dogs loose.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 31, 2021 09:03 AM (03n3v)

217 If you really want to make money in the TX foster system, become a foster AGENCY. You get twice the money per child as the foster family you "support" but are required to do absolutely nothing.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 31, 2021 09:03 AM (0UNjH)

218 Pastor Sues Malig-Nancy Pelosi, Veep Throat Harris for Right to Pray at the Capitol on Good Friday

This is the "pastor":

"He wants to do so at the same place where the attempted and failed insurrection took place."

"Mahoney strongly denounces the criminal conduct by the rioters on January 6, 2021, and cries out against the violence and loss of life that took place that fateful day in this nation's history."


Yeah, F all these people.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 31, 2021 09:03 AM (Bmy3R)

219 I couldn't do 5. 3 Weather Girls. That's my limit.
Posted by: garrett at March 31, 2021 08:57 AM (7Zsor)
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A big fan of "It's Raining Men," huh? I guess that fits

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 31, 2021 09:03 AM (Jsjd7)

220 >>Are we about to have "sponsorship" forced on us next-- as in living in our houses with us? Anything goes with the Left.

>>I wouldn't doubt it. Anyone with extra space in their home will be required to take at least 5 illegals. That's when I burn the house down and go live in a cave somewhere.

Yup. Anyone with a rental property should expect the state to commandeer it, as they did in Europe to house refugees (their version of border-jumpers).

Also, notice how homelessness programs have been booming in recent years in blue states? It's big business, and those programs will probably get into the illegal immigrant servicing racket.

A while back the always excellent Daniel Greenfield wrote about how the Maine homeless benefits/program had been taken over by Somali refugees/illegal Somalis who came across the Southern border. Maine hired a few Somalis to the agency that assist homeless, and now that system is shutting out Maine residents, working exclusively to assist Somalis.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 31, 2021 09:04 AM (bDqIh)

221 >>Did Joe run the infrastructure program before or after curing cancer??


Before. It was counting all those dimes that kept him from curing cancer in Obama's first term.

Posted by: garrett at March 31, 2021 09:04 AM (7Zsor)

222 Are we about to have "sponsorship" forced on us next-- as in living in our houses with us? Anything goes with the Left.
Posted by: Ziba at March 31, 2021 08:50 AM (S1hrL)
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Oddly, my mom had a nightmare about this during the SCOAMF's administration.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 31, 2021 09:05 AM (Jsjd7)

223 213 Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 31, 2021 09:01 AM (0UNjH)

I don't believe I ever implied any such thing, I ran into a person I peripherally know in Texas when I was going to WhataBurger who mentioned that he had been called and asked if he could take in a 5 fold increase.

I did not go to his house Mr Trophy, I do not rut with his sister, and frankly given they are dumping these people en masse in places like Montana and Idaho to eventually "turn them blue!" means in the grand scheme of things the misuse and or abuse of foster families is small taters.

We are talking about the clown car mafia who is willing to put these people up in 3 star hotels on the taxpayer dime.

Do not worry, our protestations are now meaningless.

Donkey has been liberated from the need for votes I think.

Posted by: sven at March 31, 2021 09:05 AM (Lzpvj)

224 By the way, an "insurrection" is an attempt to remove a sitting government. The 1/6 protesters were protesting to KEEP a government. Not insurrection.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 31, 2021 09:05 AM (Bmy3R)

225 #183 The best one I saw, Sven, had Adolf using the map to plan the Stanley Cup Parade route the Leafs would use. "We'll shtart here on Front Street passed zee Hockey Hall of Fame... Mein Fuhrer, ... ."

Posted by: andycanuck at March 31, 2021 09:06 AM (1yPl/)

226 I am gonna need to see the 17 year old in question before I pass judgement on Matt Gaetz.

Posted by: garrett at March 31, 2021 09:01 AMChristine Blasey Ford


How ya doin? Nude pics okay? DM me.

Posted by: Christine Blasey Ford at March 31, 2021 09:06 AM (N/gDA)

227 Did Joe run the infrastructure program before or after curing cancer??
Posted by: andycanuck at March 31, 2021 09:02 AM (1yPl/)

At the same time. He also fought Manny Pacquaio to a KO. Biden is a triple threat.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 31, 2021 09:06 AM (0UNjH)

228 The Systemic Corruption of the Clintons, Bidens, and Cuomo

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And what of the Obozos?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 31, 2021 09:06 AM (VVEnO)

229 I guess KY got a shit ton of "infrastructure" funds under jug ears... I-65 has had construction on it continuously.
Same for I-75.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 31, 2021 09:07 AM (3H9h1)

230 What a lot of *typing* and *deleting* I'm doing this morning!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 31, 2021 09:07 AM (dfRN6)

231 206 Downfall, Schindlers List, Cross of Iron, Stalingrad (the German one from the 90s) -- and a large bottle of your preferred whiskey, vodka, or schnapps.
Posted by: Jean



And if you want a movie with a cheerful ending (by German standards); The Lives of Others.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 31, 2021 09:07 AM (Lmyf+)

232 don't believe I ever implied any such thing, I ran into a person I peripherally know in Texas when I was going to WhataBurger who mentioned that he had been called and asked if he could take in a 5 fold increase.


So he has 1 and they asked if he could take 5 more up to the limit of 6. Which is standard. They always ask if you can take more.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 31, 2021 09:08 AM (0UNjH)

233 My old neighbors were Foster People and they were completely in it for the money.

Best part was that they were abusive as fuck and the State didn't give 2 shits.

Saw the old man hit a 6 year old with a shovel? Got proof? Too bad. State don't care.

Only way of fixing the situation turned out to be reporting him for animal abuse to AQHA. Those people were on it in under 48 hours...

and they precipitated the solution for the children when they reported the abuse.

Posted by: garrett at March 31, 2021 09:08 AM (7Zsor)

234 229 Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 31, 2021 09:07 AM (3H9h1)

My favorite was I-70 between the Ohio border and Greenfield where you had a canyon of barrels and workers every 14th day.

I made a lot of very angry posts here back then because I kind of saw where all this was heading.

My digital footprint is as tall as a house if not taller.

Posted by: sven at March 31, 2021 09:09 AM (Lzpvj)

235 Ay, caramba!

Posted by: runner at March 31, 2021 09:10 AM (4LH9f)

236

@BreitbartNews

According to a government waste watchdog, the top lifeguards in Los Angeles County shockingly earned nearly $400,000 each in 2019.

https://tinyurl.com/yer938my

Posted by: Tami at March 31, 2021 09:10 AM (cF8AT)

237 236 Posted by: Tami at March 31, 2021 09:10 AM (cF8AT)

and now you know how HASSELHOFF! was absle to afford Baywatch Nights

Posted by: sven at March 31, 2021 09:11 AM (Lzpvj)

238 sven LOL!

Posted by: Tami at March 31, 2021 09:11 AM (cF8AT)

239 According to a government waste watchdog, the top lifeguards in Los Angeles County shockingly earned nearly $400,000 each in 2019.

https://tinyurl.com/yer938my
Posted by: Tami at March 31, 2021 09:10 AM (cF8AT)
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Son of a beach!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 31, 2021 09:11 AM (WGara)

240 I assume someone noted yesterday that G Gordon Liddy died.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at March 31, 2021 09:11 AM (y7DUB)

241 "Hundreds of Honduran migrants set out for the Guatemalan border in hopes of eventually reaching the U.S."

Posted by: andycanuck at March 31, 2021 09:12 AM (1yPl/)

242 "Kit - I need a better paying job"

*Radio Plays*

'I'LL BE READY!'

Posted by: Micael Knight at March 31, 2021 09:12 AM (rliOp)

243 @BreitbartNews

According to a government waste watchdog, the top lifeguards in Los Angeles County shockingly earned nearly $400,000 each in 2019.

https://tinyurl.com/yer938my
Posted by: Tami at March 31, 2021 09:10 AM (cF8AT)


Blotto: 1980.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBRJ6jQfap0

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 31, 2021 09:13 AM (s2VJv)

244 The restraints against the Inner Tyrant residing in people, seem to be breaking down in the country. As we move away from Western Civilization and Judeo- Christianity, I expect Barbarism to increase greatly: it speaks constantly to the human heart.

Posted by: kraken at March 31, 2021 09:14 AM (6Je/Q)

245 240 I assume someone noted yesterday that G Gordon Liddy died.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at March 31, 2021 09:11 AM (y7DUB)


I always butchered his name as Lee Jordan Giddy. RIP.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 31, 2021 09:14 AM (s2VJv)

246 Hope Matt Gaetz has secured all electronics he has used recently, lest some underage porn show up, surprisingly.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at March 31, 2021 09:15 AM (WcJwr)

247 "Hundreds of Honduran migrants set out for the Guatemalan border in hopes of eventually reaching the U.S."
Posted by: andycanuck at March 31, 2021 09:12 AM (1yPl/)

....
And getting a free lunch for the rest of their lives, courtesy of the American taxpayer.

Posted by: Ziba at March 31, 2021 09:15 AM (S1hrL)

248 According to a government waste watchdog, the top lifeguards in Los
Angeles County shockingly earned nearly $400,000 each in 2019.



https://tinyurl.com/yer938my

Posted by: Tami at March 31, 2021 09:10 AM (cF8AT)

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lotta beer money!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at March 31, 2021 09:16 AM (WcJwr)

249 240 Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at March 31, 2021 09:11 AM (y7DUB)

Yeah Liddy was a neat guy, met him at a book signing down in Cincy. He had an aura about him that was polite menace. You could tell he had been a Hoover dude.

Alan Moore used Liddy as the basis for his rework of the Charlton character combining the character "Peacemaker" with G Gordon Liddy to become "The Comedian."

We were supposed to hate the guy, but we didn't he was cool and tough and 80s cyncial.

RIP Will.

Posted by: sven at March 31, 2021 09:16 AM (Lzpvj)

250 Matt Gaetz. Innocent until proven guilty. Let's not forget that.

Posted by: Ziba at March 31, 2021 09:16 AM (S1hrL)

251 =========================
lotta beer money!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at March 31, 2021 09:16 AM (WcJwr)


Fourhundredthouayear 'll buy alotta beer.....

- Timbuk 3 ish

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 31, 2021 09:16 AM (Zz0t1)

252 Matt Gaetz. Innocent until proven guilty. Let's not forget that.
Posted by: Ziba at March 31, 2021 09:16 AM (S1hrL)


Where on earth?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 31, 2021 09:17 AM (Zz0t1)

253 Brazil's military more honorable than the U.S.'s top brass as the three branch chiefs resign following President's appointment of a replacement Defence Minister instead of staying on the payroll and subverting Bolsonaro's orders.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 31, 2021 09:17 AM (1yPl/)

254 None of us are safe from our government.

Posted by: kraken at March 31, 2021 09:17 AM (6Je/Q)

255 The Supreme Court: Cowards, Crooks, or Compromised?

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I saw Cowards, Crooks, or Compromised open for Black Sabbath at Horrorfest during the burning times.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 31, 2021 09:17 AM (VVEnO)

256 >>"Sheet music? Do they seriously mean they want to get rid of musical notation itself? Notes drawn on a five-line staff to indicate pitch and duration?


There's an indie movie clled "[untitled]" that mocks modern art. One of the artists is a musical group that doesn't play music, they just stand there in silence. They have some post-modernist mumbo-jumbo explaining why. I guess we've arrived there, just from a different path?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 31, 2021 09:17 AM (bDqIh)

257 Which country gets invaded first? Iraq (by Iran), Taiwan (CCP), or Ukraine (Putaine).

Ukraine, Biden might defend, so I'm guessing Taiwan. August.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at March 31, 2021 09:18 AM (WcJwr)

258 >."Sheet music? Do they seriously mean they want to get rid of musical notation itself? Notes drawn on a five-line staff to indicate pitch and duration?


Yes.

It is Racist, don't you know.

Posted by: garrett at March 31, 2021 09:18 AM (rliOp)

259 Well, I just sent Trump an email at his new website.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 31, 2021 09:18 AM (o2MD2)

260 256 There's an indie movie clled "[untitled]" that mocks modern art. One of the artists is a musical group that doesn't play music, they just stand there in silence. They have some post-modernist mumbo-jumbo explaining why. I guess we've arrived there, just from a different path?
Posted by: Lizzy at March 31, 2021 09:17 AM (bDqIh)

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There's also Art School Confidential.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at March 31, 2021 09:18 AM (LvTSG)

261 Our kids can't be alone outside anymore, but kids from Honduras can walk 1000 miles to get here.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 31, 2021 09:19 AM (OOmwL)

262 we cannot read the Public Health Service Act to grant the CDC the power to insert itself into the landlord tenant relationship without some clear, unequivocal textual evidence of Congresss intent to do so. Regulation of the landlord tenant relationship is historically the province of the states.

So how do landlords sue CDC for back rent??

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 31, 2021 09:19 AM (yrol0)

263 253 Posted by: andycanuck at March 31, 2021 09:17 AM (1yPl/)

Brazilian soldiers get deployed to suppress anxiety in the favellas....

Hard working and polite is what I saw.

Posted by: sven at March 31, 2021 09:19 AM (Lzpvj)

264 Gaetz is a diversionary tactic.

Dems don't follow the rule of law, but no reason for us to call him out as guilty because the media says he is.

Posted by: Ziba at March 31, 2021 09:19 AM (S1hrL)

265 One of the artists is a musical group that doesn't play music, they just stand there in silence.
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So, encore performances of John Cage's 4'33"?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 31, 2021 09:19 AM (WGara)

266 =========

There's also Art School Confidential.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at March 31, 2021 09:18 AM (LvTSG)


I got a girlfriend.
She goes to art school.
I got an art school girlfriend.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 31, 2021 09:19 AM (Zz0t1)

267 >>Our kids can't be alone outside anymore, but kids from Honduras can walk 1000 miles to get here.


Bringing us the diseases that Americans are too lazy to bring back from vacation, themselves.

Posted by: garrett at March 31, 2021 09:20 AM (rliOp)

268 Our kids can't be alone outside anymore, but kids from Honduras can walk 1000 miles to get here.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 31, 2021 09:19 AM (OOmwL)


And go to school when they get here.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 31, 2021 09:20 AM (Zz0t1)

269 262 Posted by: rhennigantx at March 31, 2021 09:19 AM (yrol0)

CHECK ME latER BABy!

//Judas IScariot Roberts skipping away

Posted by: sven at March 31, 2021 09:20 AM (Lzpvj)

270 G Gordon Liddy was in an episode of Miami Vice, which I thought was some odd casting but it worked.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 31, 2021 09:20 AM (Lmyf+)

271 Now SpongeBob is problematic.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 31, 2021 09:20 AM (0UNjH)

272 "Animal in NYC who stomped Asian woman arrested
"

Amazingly , Yahoo! LIV news had his photo on display. Clearly not a white nationalist. How was that allowed to happen?

Posted by: Ripley at March 31, 2021 09:20 AM (MxEKc)

273 The Aussies are starting their own guided-missile program with U.S. collaboration. I guess someone else knows there's a new resident of the White House and not just Xi and Kim.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 31, 2021 09:20 AM (1yPl/)

274 There's an indie movie clled "[untitled]" that mocks modern art. One of the artists is a musical group that doesn't play music, they just stand there in silence. They have some post-modernist mumbo-jumbo explaining why. I guess we've arrived there, just from a different path?
Posted by: Lizzy at March 31, 2021 09:17 AM (bDqIh)
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Was the explanation "we read about how John Cage did this once and his audience fell for it, so we figured that seemed like a decent gig?"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 31, 2021 09:21 AM (Jsjd7)

275 From the ONT, if NASA is telling us we are safe from SMOD for the next 1000 years .... I figure we are due to be hit next Tuesday. Lying Bastages that the all are.

Posted by: Paladin at March 31, 2021 09:21 AM (+Ivv+)

276 The kids from Honduras don't walk here. They are getting bused in to the edge of the border. They walk the last tenth of a mile. Their sneakers are still clean.

Posted by: Ziba at March 31, 2021 09:21 AM (S1hrL)

277 Biden's Dog Major Involved In Another Biting Incident: Report

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Probably acting out because he was sexually abused by Hunter.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 31, 2021 09:21 AM (VVEnO)

278 Private property has been on the Communist proscribed list since its' beginning. Private property is a Western concept, they mean to sweep away.

Posted by: kraken at March 31, 2021 09:21 AM (6Je/Q)

279 Now SpongeBob is problematic.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 31, 2021 09:20 AM (0UNjH)


Because he was feminine, liked Sandy Cheeks and didn't try to suck off Patrick?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 31, 2021 09:21 AM (Zz0t1)

280 I mentioned in the ONT that I met G. Gordon Liddy at an event years ago and got his autograph, which is still somewhere in the house.

I asked him if he knew then what he now knew about Watergate and what would happen, would he still bug the DNC?

"Hell, yes!"

We could use a man like Triple G again.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 31, 2021 09:22 AM (2JVJo)

281 -
Probably acting out because he was sexually abused by Hunter.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 31, 2021 09:21 AM (VVEnO)


If you sit down and the dog continually backs into your crotch, you know something's up.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 31, 2021 09:23 AM (Zz0t1)

282 Brazilian soldiers get deployed to suppress anxiety in the favellas....
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Supress anxiety? Were they handing out BuSpar?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 31, 2021 09:23 AM (WGara)

283 Matt should say I am leaving when Andy Nipples Cuomo is leaving.

Posted by: runner at March 31, 2021 09:23 AM (4LH9f)

284 "Sheet music? Do they seriously mean they want to get rid of musical notation itself?


Rap and most of the other filth called music does not need sheet music. And that is all that will be allowed on the new normal. So yes no more musical notation.

Posted by: Ripley at March 31, 2021 09:24 AM (MxEKc)

285 Wo ist deine Maske, Burger?

Posted by: Generic Checkpoint Guard at March 31, 2021 09:24 AM (wP4fA)

286 Well, I've lived in Maryland for over half a century and I don't even know what the state song is. Stupid crap, but ok whatever. What idiots.

Posted by: Actually inside the Beltway at March 31, 2021 09:24 AM (fMhOl)

287 278 Posted by: kraken at March 31, 2021 09:21 AM (6Je/Q)

Yup, people do not understand the historical line where their liberties and concepts of liberty come from.

For example, the need for a search warrant arose because when Anglo-Saxons were busy raiding British settlements the Brits would riot.

Eventually a concord was reached that following a set of hearings there would be a search.

Private property ALWAYS exists in the sense those with power control the property.

What the Bond Villain pushing "the great reset" is selling is you and I do not get to have it not Mssrs Schwab and friends.

Posted by: sven at March 31, 2021 09:25 AM (Lzpvj)

288 61 "The entire concept of whites twisting themselves in knots over racism or anti-Islam or whatever must puzzle the Chinese.


Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee"
Heck they are exploiting it. Who do you think is behind all the fuss?
__________________

Yep, that big bonfire they had at the Chinese consulate in Houston was because the ChiComs had been caught instigating some of the rioting, so they were burning their instruction manuals, how-to guides, memos, etc., detailing how they deliberately create chaos in the U.S. by fanning the flames of racial tension here.

The ChiComs are better Alinsky acolytes than many rabid Dims. They want to best us and contain us and ultimately control us, and they know that our biggest vulnerabilities are the racial divisions and resentments.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 31, 2021 09:25 AM (k4dH2)

289 >>>Probably acting out because he was sexually abused by Hunter.<
>If Major gets put down, Hunter needs to be right there next to him.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 31, 2021 09:25 AM (03n3v)

290 >>Brazilian soldiers get deployed to suppress anxiety in the favellas.


Brazil is a crazy place. Apparently, just the right amount of Sex and Alchohol will keep huge populations placated while a tiny minority steal all of the benefits a country has to offer.

The dynamic equilibrium there is balanced on a knife's edge, best I can tell.

Posted by: garrett at March 31, 2021 09:25 AM (rliOp)

291 Well, at least Gaetz has the FBI championing his cause, I say in the deepest, blackest, most mordant sense.

Posted by: kraken at March 31, 2021 09:25 AM (6Je/Q)

292 due to the impaneled black males, the jury will be hung
Posted by: REDACTED at March 31, 2021 08:49 AM (6iURM)



Phrasing?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 31, 2021 09:25 AM (yQpMk)

293 Matt should say I am leaving when Andy Nipples Cuomo is leaving.
Posted by: runner at March 31, 2021 09:23 AM (4LH9f)


If that's the case, he should bring up all the Dems that have been caught with chinese spies......."I'll consider leaving under this sham investigation if they PROSECUTE those that are KNOWN to have consorted with spies."

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 31, 2021 09:25 AM (Zz0t1)

294 Our kids can't be alone outside anymore, but kids from Honduras can walk 1000 miles to get here.
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I just don't believe this. There may be times when people walk a bit but it's pretty obvious most of these trips are by bus, train, etc.

No one is walking 1000 miles.

Posted by: MJ at March 31, 2021 09:25 AM (gAMkn)

295 282 Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 31, 2021 09:23 AM (WGara)

What I overheard, frankly I think a lot of people in the Favelas are just as happy to see them march as the others are hating it.

Just something I observed and was told.

Posted by: sven at March 31, 2021 09:26 AM (Lzpvj)

296 "Italy orders 2 Russian Embassy officials expelled and arrests an Italian Navy captain on spying charges." I guess we know where the Costa Concordia captain went after his little mishap.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 31, 2021 09:26 AM (1yPl/)

297 Well, I've lived in Maryland for over half a century and I don't even know what the state song is. Stupid crap, but ok whatever. What idiots.
Posted by: Actually inside the Beltway at March 31, 2021 09:24 AM (fMhOl)


I only know because it's mentioned in Tony Horwitz' Confederates in the Attic.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 31, 2021 09:26 AM (2JVJo)

298
The kids from Honduras don't walk here. They are getting bused in to the edge of the border. They walk the last tenth of a mile. Their sneakers are still clean.

Posted by: Ziba at March 31, 2021 09:21 AM


I saw a picture yesterday of some 300 pound woman, fat bulging at the seams, who was portrayed as having walked 1,000 miles.

Absurdity piled upon absurdity, day after day. I laugh whenever someone types out ''in the Before Times''.

Posted by: Bill from Attainder at March 31, 2021 09:26 AM (N/gDA)

299 In contravention of established norms, Xio Baedin will NOT throw out the first pitch on opening day for the Nationals.

https://tinyurl.com/ws2tyznn

Posted by: McCool at March 31, 2021 09:26 AM (BqBIh)

300 How many Afro-Chinese are serving in their local + province governments?

Given CEO positions at major Chinese corporations (as much as corporations can exist outside the CCP?)

What are the immigration numbers of Africans to the US as opposed to China? Legal and Illegal?

You'd think a U.S Secretary of State would ask this of China if China's going to be blasting "the U.S" human rights affairs? Especially considering China forcibly sterilizes its minorities.

Posted by: Homer's Donuts at March 31, 2021 09:27 AM (HK8/E)

301 The ChiComs are better Alinsky acolytes than many rabid Dims. They want to best us and contain us and ultimately control us, and they know that our biggest vulnerabilities are the racial divisions and resentments.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 31, 2021 09:25 AM (k4dH2)

Yup.....You could say the racial divisions and resentments are a chink in our armor.

More coffee.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 31, 2021 09:27 AM (DUYfn)

302 Well, I've lived in Maryland for over half a century and I don't even know what the state song is. Stupid crap, but ok whatever. What idiots.
Posted by: Actually inside the Beltway at March 31, 2021 09:24 AM (fMhOl)


That's one of the reasons I moved away from there to Texas.

Posted by: Count de Monet Super de Duper Straight at March 31, 2021 09:27 AM (4I/2K)

303 >>No one is walking 1000 miles.



If you break it up it's not so bad.

Posted by: The Proclaimers at March 31, 2021 09:27 AM (rliOp)

304 294 Posted by: MJ at March 31, 2021 09:25 AM (gAMkn)

I once walked from Dayton Ohio to Washington DC and back.

I think once I chafed on the return around Beckley WV I took a 100 mile or so ride by hitch-hiking.

Dad picked me up on US 35 and drove me to the edge of town.

"The 80s"

Posted by: sven at March 31, 2021 09:27 AM (Lzpvj)

305 @julie_kelly2

Politico yesterday: "Although prosecutors have loaded up their documents with language about the existential threat of the insurrection...the actions of many of the individual rioters often boiled down to trespassing."

We've reported that for 2 months.

https://tinyurl.com/yf7faa3o

Posted by: Tami at March 31, 2021 09:27 AM (cF8AT)

306 86 We have been swamped, deluged, and flooded by this tsunami of Biden's new friends.
Posted by: garrett at March 31, 2021 08:30 AM (xjuAL)


Yes and now they want we the people to "sponsor" them. Whatever the fuvk that means.
Posted by: Ziba at March 31, 2021 08:32 AM (S1hrL)

It means they're going to start seizing property and kicking families out in order to house the "new arrivals".

Posted by: Allie at March 31, 2021 09:28 AM (PC3pt)

307 Rappers don't use sheet music, so why should the rest of us be allowed to? Equity, write the song.

Posted by: Ziba at March 31, 2021 09:28 AM (S1hrL)

308 Oxford doesn't want to get rid of sheet music. They want to stop teaching any white european music made before 1865, because American slavery for some reason.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 31, 2021 09:29 AM (0UNjH)

309 303 Posted by: The Proclaimers at March 31, 2021 09:27 AM (rliOp)

The key is 50-70 miles at a time depending on fatigue level.

I wish I had known then what I learned later in Georgia which is any distance over 28 miles probably requires some medical intervention for your skin.

Posted by: sven at March 31, 2021 09:30 AM (Lzpvj)

310 >>If the woke have their way, soom we won't have any culture to speak of


Not true! Our corporate-imposed woke culture will be the values of WAP, Satan-sodomized Lil' Nas X, tiktok rants 'n dances, pussy-hatted wine moms bragging about their trans-non-binary-pansexual kiddies, obese women grinning while doing yoga poses for the fashion magazin photographers, etc..

Posted by: Lizzy at March 31, 2021 09:30 AM (bDqIh)

311 I couldn't do 5. 3 Weather Girls. That's my limit.


You're not Cuban, afterall.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 31, 2021 09:30 AM (yQpMk)

312 Well, I've lived in Maryland for over half a century and I don't even know what the state song is. Stupid crap, but ok whatever. What idiots.
Posted by: Actually inside the Beltway at March 31, 2021 09:24 AM


Crabcakes, crabcakes uber Joisey?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 31, 2021 09:31 AM (DMUuz)

313 Chyna Joe has declined to make his physical results public. Fully understand that decision. Why would a 78 year old man unable to find the bathroom without a guide and sleeping most of the day want to publicize his condition?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at March 31, 2021 09:31 AM (WcJwr)

314 305 Posted by: Tami at March 31, 2021 09:27 AM (cF8AT)

Quite.

It is not like we did not know it is crap, the donks know it is crap, and the courts know it is crap.

Knowing it is crap does not prevent the disparate infliction of judicial imperilment.

Posted by: sven at March 31, 2021 09:31 AM (Lzpvj)

315 I would trust a negotiator name "Blinken" about as much as I would trust anybody name "Madoff" to handle my finances.

Posted by: SMOD at March 31, 2021 09:32 AM (3aI0K)

316 Knowing it is crap does not prevent the disparate infliction of judicial imperilment.
Posted by: sven at March 31, 2021 09:31 AM (Lzpvj)
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Quite the opposite. It makes it even more powerful.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 31, 2021 09:32 AM (Jsjd7)

317 >>I would trust a negotiator name "Blinken" about as much as I would trust anybody name "Madoff" to handle my finances.


Come to our Casino!

Posted by: Morongo at March 31, 2021 09:33 AM (rliOp)

318 They are really pushing to start vaccinating all our kids.
The speed of these studies (and lack of long term impacts) is scary

WSJ: Pfizer-BioNTech Covid-19 Vaccine 100% Effective in Study of 12- to 15-Year-Olds, Companies Say
Study didn't find any major safety issues with the shot, which could be up for regulatory authorization in coming weeks

Posted by: McCool at March 31, 2021 09:33 AM (BqBIh)

319 Politico yesterday: "Although prosecutors have loaded up their documents
with language about the existential threat of the insurrection...the
actions of many of the individual rioters often boiled down to
trespassing."

====================

Not sure how you prove trespassing when there was no signage and security guards were opening doors for protestors to walk through.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at March 31, 2021 09:33 AM (WcJwr)

320 Another Righteous Rant, J.J. [and still can't read any of the headlines or links in order to preserve what's left of my blood pressure].
I saw Potemkin Patriots open for A Mighty Wind at a Stardust Drive-In double feature in '76.

Posted by: ShainS at March 31, 2021 09:33 AM (CtltA)

321 I would trust a negotiator name "Blinken" about as much as I would trust anybody name "Madoff" to handle my finances.
Posted by: SMOD at March 31, 2021 09:32 AM (3aI0K)


BECAUSE IT SOUNDS LIKE MADE OFF WHICH IS WHAT HE WILL HAVE DONE WITH YOUR MONEY.

Posted by: BEN ROTHLISBERGER at March 31, 2021 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)

322 In poker they would call "Blinken" a Biden tell.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at March 31, 2021 09:34 AM (WcJwr)

323 >>Not sure how you prove trespassing when there was no signage and security guards were opening doors for protestors to walk through.

Sounds like a textbook Attractive Nuissance case to me.

Posted by: garrett at March 31, 2021 09:34 AM (rliOp)

324 I would trust a negotiator name "Blinken" about as much as I would trust anybody name "Madoff" to handle my finances.
Posted by: SMOD at March 31, 2021 09:32 AM (3aI0K)
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If we knew then what we know now, that guy would have gone into the drink!

Posted by: Wynken and Nod at March 31, 2021 09:34 AM (WGara)

325 @MeredithFrost

Happy 78th Birthday to the dancing legend himself, Christopher Walken

https://tinyurl.com/ye44xp5x

Posted by: Tami at March 31, 2021 09:34 AM (cF8AT)

326
Sounds like a textbook Attractive Nuissance case to me.
Posted by: garrett at March 31, 2021 09:34 AM (rliOp)


How attractive?

She a 1?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 31, 2021 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)

327 Glittering Jewel of Sub-Cretinism Chelsea Handler Says There Shouldn't Be Legal Process for Crimes With "Audio and Video" Evidence

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She thinks she should just be locked up, I guess.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 31, 2021 09:35 AM (VVEnO)

328 Not sure how you prove trespassing when there was no signage and security guards were opening doors for protestors to walk through.


ITS OUR SACRED TEMPLE !!!!!!

Posted by: Nancy P. Lousy at March 31, 2021 09:35 AM (BqBIh)

329 316 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 31, 2021 09:32 AM (Jsjd7)

They literally sit across a table from you and tell you "If it were up to me I would have hung every Trump voter in DC that day," while making it VERY plain they are purposefully ignoring Antifa.

Posted by: sven at March 31, 2021 09:35 AM (Lzpvj)

330 IF they open schools in the fall, kids will have to have a vax passport to be allowed in. The time to push back is now before schools (don't) open.

Posted by: Ziba at March 31, 2021 09:35 AM (S1hrL)

331 @MeredithFrost

Happy 78th Birthday to the dancing legend himself, Christopher Walken

https://tinyurl.com/ye44xp5x
Posted by: Tami at March 31, 2021 09:34 AM (cF8AT)


He's only 78?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 31, 2021 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)

332 And if you want a movie with a cheerful ending (by German standards); The Lives of Others.
Posted by: Puddleglum

I dont want to feel responsible for any impromtu suicide attempts; I will note that you can make open record requests for police reports of unsafe COVID behavior (no masks, gatherings, etc.) to identify the future block captains in your area (or just check NextDoor).

Posted by: Jean at March 31, 2021 09:35 AM (Xih1H)

333 The whole concept of " trespassing" will become a very selectively applied term, in our futures as matters are shaping up.

Posted by: kraken at March 31, 2021 09:35 AM (6Je/Q)

334 Sounds like a textbook Attractive Nuissance case to me.
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only in France.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at March 31, 2021 09:36 AM (WcJwr)

335 Not sure how you prove trespassing when there was no signage and security guards were opening doors for protestors to walk through.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at March 31, 2021 09:33 AM


It's The People's MY House, and I demand the right to exclude anyone!

Posted by: Nancy Pelousi at March 31, 2021 09:36 AM (DMUuz)

336 He's only 78?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 31, 2021 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)

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and still not talking about Natalie Wood's drowning

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at March 31, 2021 09:37 AM (WcJwr)

337 "The kids from Honduras don't walk here. They are getting bused in to
the edge of the border. They walk the last tenth of a mile. Their
sneakers are still clean.
"

Most of those kids and their parent have not been 5 mile form their village and cannot read a map and could not point north. No way they are walking 1000 miles in few weeks through Mexico. That would be challenge for an experienced, long distance hiker. The MSM lies and stupidity just keep getting worse but millions believe them and feel phony, ginned-up compassion for the invaders.

Posted by: Ripley at March 31, 2021 09:38 AM (MxEKc)

338 IF they open schools in the fall, kids will have to have a vax passport to be allowed in. The time to push back is now before schools (don't) open.
Posted by: Ziba at March 31, 2021 09:35 AM (S1hrL)


Texas schools have been open since last September. Not one death. Not even sure there's been one hospitalization.

We've had state championships in Marching Band and football, are in the middle of soccer playoffs among other sports.

It's all bullshit. 100% bullshit.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 31, 2021 09:38 AM (Zz0t1)

339 When we recently moved to a new area it took no time at all to receive an email from our " Next Door" members, asking us to join them. It was pretty unnerving. How did they get the email?

Posted by: kraken at March 31, 2021 09:38 AM (6Je/Q)

340 333 Posted by: kraken at March 31, 2021 09:35 AM (6Je/Q)

AOC thinks every American who is not as dark as she is is "trespassing" in America.

The whole thing, look we knew where this was going Obama telegraphed it.

The GOP had two missions: 1) grow the party(which should have been easy given you know the Balkanizing of the rhetoric) and 2) show unity and accomplish things

What we got was the NT Ethics Gestapo

Posted by: sven at March 31, 2021 09:39 AM (Lzpvj)

341
==================
and still not talking about Natalie Wood's drowning
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at March 31, 2021 09:37 AM (WcJwr)


You can't make it in Hollywood without skins on the wall.....

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 31, 2021 09:39 AM (Zz0t1)

342 Does the 100 comment rule counting start at 9:30?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 31, 2021 09:40 AM (0UNjH)

343 IF they open schools in the fall, kids will have to have a vax passport to be allowed in. The time to push back is now before schools (don't) open.

Rutgers U just announced all students must be vaccinated before the Fall semester.
But, get this, Staff and faculty are merely encouraged to get the shot.

They know employment and union contracts preclude them from requiring staff from getting it, but your kids are fair game


Posted by: McCool at March 31, 2021 09:40 AM (BqBIh)

344 Does the 100 comment rule counting start at 9:30?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 31, 2021 09:40 AM (0UNjH)


As everyone is frantically F5'ing the main page......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 31, 2021 09:41 AM (Zz0t1)

345 In order to get a tour of the Capitol building you have to get tickets in advance and they are distributed through your representatives office. Otherwise you are trespassing on Federal property. That is going to be the extent of most charges against people photographed n the Capitol IMO. The ones invited in by the Capitol police should have charges dismissed unless they broke things or entered offices.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 31, 2021 09:41 AM (2DnmD)

346 342 Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 31, 2021 09:40 AM (0UNjH)

I think you are at post 342....

Posted by: sven at March 31, 2021 09:41 AM (Lzpvj)

347

Jennifer Love Herself...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 31, 2021 09:41 AM (s2VJv)

348 342 Does the 100 comment rule counting start at 9:30?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 31, 2021 09:40 AM (0UNjH)


Eh, the Rule is more like guideline.... except for the Art Thread..

Posted by: kraken at March 31, 2021 09:41 AM (6Je/Q)

349
Jennifer Love Herself...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 31, 2021 09:41 AM (s2VJv)


Meh.

Get yer clothes off, bitch.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 31, 2021 09:42 AM (Zz0t1)

350 343 Posted by: McCool at March 31, 2021 09:40 AM (BqBIh)

If the goal of the vaccine is to alter population dynamics that would make perfect logical sense, if not legal or ethical sense.

Posted by: sven at March 31, 2021 09:42 AM (Lzpvj)

351 347 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 31, 2021 09:41 AM (s2VJv)

I'm sure she did at least once.

Posted by: sven at March 31, 2021 09:42 AM (Lzpvj)

352 CBD is touching up the art thread ?

Posted by: REDACTED at March 31, 2021 09:43 AM (6iURM)

353 Good will be called evil, and evil will be called good.

Remember when people were saying Iran was so religiously zealous they were trying to hurry up the prophecy of the 12th Imam? Maybe Bidet is so severely Catholic he wants to fulfil Revelation?

(Spoiler, I don't think he is doing it on purpose)

Posted by: Bete at March 31, 2021 09:43 AM (Ojki1)

354 The Virus cowed and intimidated the " right people" in big picture scenarios.

Posted by: kraken at March 31, 2021 09:44 AM (6Je/Q)

355 Two weeks. Bombshells. You won't believe it!

Posted by: Durham at March 31, 2021 09:44 AM (+S1Fy)

356 It's a diminished world now that Liddy is gone but not Meathead.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at March 31, 2021 09:44 AM (y7DUB)

357 >>WSJ: Pfizer-BioNTech Covid-19 Vaccine 100% Effective in Study of 12- to 15-Year-Olds, Companies Say



100%, really? What is the risk that a 12-15 year old would have a harmful enoigh bout of covid that they would need hospitalization? Practically 0.

Reminds me of an ad for the HPV vaccination: a series of moms who step in from of their 12 year old-ish kids and sternly declare to HPV (yeah, that) "You are not getting at my kid!"

HPV is sexually transmitted, so how about instead standing in from of your kid and preventing them from being sexualized/immersed in a culture that promotes bordering on insists our kids have sex early, and with as many partners as possible?

Vaccines for vaccines sake, I guess.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 31, 2021 09:44 AM (bDqIh)

358 Rutgers U just announced all students must be vaccinated before the Fall semester.
But, get this, Staff and faculty are merely encouraged to get the shot.
They know employment and union contracts preclude them from requiring staff from getting it, but your kids are fair game
Posted by: McCool at March 31, 2021 09:40 AM (BqBIh)

New Jersey State University employees are a peach.

More coffee.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 31, 2021 09:44 AM (DUYfn)

359 355 Posted by: Durham at March 31, 2021 09:44 AM (+S1Fy)

Speaking of BombShells!

If you like slightly overpriced food delivered by fetching and scantily clad lasses try Bombshells at one of four Houston Metro locations.

Posted by: sven at March 31, 2021 09:45 AM (Lzpvj)

360 (Spoiler, I don't think he is doing it on purpose)
Posted by: Bete at March 31, 2021 09:43 AM (Ojki1)
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I don't think he does anything on purpose, these days.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 31, 2021 09:45 AM (WGara)

361 Not true! Our corporate-imposed woke culture will be the values of WAP, Satan-sodomized Lil' Nas X, tiktok rants 'n dances, pussy-hatted wine moms bragging about their trans-non-binary-pansexual kiddies, obese women grinning while doing yoga poses for the fashion magazin photographers, etc..
Posted by: Lizzy at March 31, 2021 09:30 AM (bDqIh)

Let the day drinking begin.

Posted by: Make It A Double at March 31, 2021 09:45 AM (HqkZA)

362 According to a government waste watchdog, the top lifeguards in Los
Angeles County shockingly earned nearly $400,000 each in 2019.

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Baywatch FTW!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 31, 2021 09:45 AM (VVEnO)

363 Nood ominous art

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 31, 2021 09:46 AM (WGara)

364 Codevilla usually writes such compelling stuffm but today he misses the obvious: Maybe we are headed towards a local future, and the national Deplorables leader stays local, or governor. This was Joe Mannix' idea from the other day.

I'm not convinced on this yet, because Washington politicians are capable of such enormous damage and because (thanks to the really bad 17th Amend.), local politics has way less control over the Senate than it should. But it's an idea worth talking about more and, maybe, the answer to Codevilla's question is "there will be many leaders".

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at March 31, 2021 09:46 AM (WcJwr)

365 Anyone who believes the MSM lies and fake compassion for humanity by taking in illegals, should be scorned/cancelled by their neighbors.

It won't happen. Like everything else, Americans will suck it up. It's who we are.

Posted by: Ziba at March 31, 2021 09:46 AM (S1hrL)

366 NOOD!

Possible rape art.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 31, 2021 09:46 AM (Zz0t1)

367 When we recently moved to a new area it took no time at all to receive an email from our " Next Door" members, asking us to join them. It was pretty unnerving. How did they get the email?
Posted by: kraken at March 31, 2021 09:38 AM (6Je/Q)
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Your realtor or your mortgage lender or your supermarket discount club or something like that, probably. You updated your mailing address and they sold the data to NextDoor or one of its proxies or agents.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 31, 2021 09:46 AM (Jsjd7)

368 357 Posted by: Lizzy at March 31, 2021 09:44 AM (bDqIh)

We are never allowed to notice elephants in the room.

I think my favorite thing about the coming USSA will be the absolute slap-stick deadpan seriousness of it.

Posted by: sven at March 31, 2021 09:46 AM (Lzpvj)

369 ....And I will have a pick up truck ... and maybe even a recreational vehicle. And drive from state to state. Do they let you do that?
I suppose.
No papers?
No papers, state to state.

Well, hold on just a minute there comrade. Vaccine papers!

Posted by: Archer at March 31, 2021 09:46 AM (gmo/4)

370 Pfizer assures us that its vaccine is safe and 'strongly protective' in kids as young as 12.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 31, 2021 09:47 AM (1yPl/)

371 Unless the elephant "makes" in the room, no one is going to say a word. A huge make is required.

Posted by: Ziba at March 31, 2021 09:48 AM (S1hrL)

372 Mommy's penis tastes like the anus of an underage boy after Barney Frank stuck his frank in it.

Posted by: Prod Degenerate at March 31, 2021 09:50 AM (FfHat)

373 372 Posted by: Proud Moderate at March 31, 2021 09:50 AM (FfHat)

Your party wants 16 year olds to vote sport.

You are not bothered by Nipple Rings Corleone i will not be bothered by the idiot.

Go hug a chainsaw.

Posted by: sven at March 31, 2021 09:51 AM (Lzpvj)

374 372 17years old??
And he took her out to dinner with Tucker Carlson and his wife?
Lol
This just keeps getting better
Carlson now might be called as a witness or at least questioned as part of the investigation
What was Gaertz thinking?
I mean even if she was 18 ?????
Posted by: Proud Moderate at March 31, 2021 09:50 AM (FfHat)

My gawd you're an idiot. No...he did NOT take 'her' out to dinner with Tucker. He said a date he took to dinner with Tucker was approached by the FBI to turn on Gaetz.

Posted by: Tami at March 31, 2021 09:53 AM (cF8AT)

375 374 Posted by: Tami at March 31, 2021 09:53 AM (cF8AT)

Remember Tami in the off chance this is not a boiler room moron in Pock-ee-stan you are typing at this guy's votes count triple yours.

Posted by: sven at March 31, 2021 09:55 AM (Lzpvj)

376 Most of those kids and their parent have not been 5 mile form their village and cannot read a map and could not point north. No way they are walking 1000 miles in few weeks through Mexico. That would be challenge for an experienced, long distance hiker. The MSM lies and stupidity just keep getting worse but millions believe them and feel phony, ginned-up compassion for the invaders.
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I live in the AZ desert. If you spend any significant amount of time in the desert, you come out looking filthy, haggard, and sunburned (no matter how much sunscreen you used).

Look at the photos of the newly-arrived "migrants" who've supposedly spent weeks or months trekking across the desert (plus mountainous regions of other countries). Their clothes and shoes are clean and in good condition, they're not sunburned, and most of them are only carrying a small bag with them. It is not possible to travel across multiple countries, some of which have large desert regions, on foot, with only a few personal items, and come out on the other end looking pristine and refreshed.

They have been flown into Mexico, and then taken a bus or other vehicle to the U.S. border.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 31, 2021 09:55 AM (k4dH2)

377 Remember Tami in the off chance this is not a boiler room moron in Pock-ee-stan you are typing at this guy's votes count triple yours.

Posted by: sven at March 31, 2021 09:55 AM (Lzpvj)

My response was for those reading/lurking so this idiot can't pass on wrong information.

Posted by: Tami at March 31, 2021 09:57 AM (cF8AT)

378 My gawd you're an idiot. No...he did NOT take 'her' out to dinner with Tucker. He said a date he took to dinner with Tucker was approached by the FBI to turn on Gaetz.
Posted by: Tami at March 31, 2021 09:53 AM (cF8AT)


You can tell from the way Proud Illiterate types that his walnut brain can't hold on to a piece of information for more than fifteen milliseconds before it gets distracted by and conflates it with something else.

Posted by: spindrift at March 31, 2021 10:05 AM (h5TKJ)

379 378 Posted by: spindrift at March 31, 2021 10:05 AM (h5TKJ)

He is obviously qualified to be leader of the free world.

Posted by: sven at March 31, 2021 10:07 AM (Lzpvj)

380 Anyone who writes "the fact that" and then "apparently" in the same sentence referring to the same allegedly future event is obviously, by his own admission, a damned liar. It's not a fact if it's only "apparently" (= possibly) going to happen.

Posted by: Dr. Weevil at March 31, 2021 02:32 PM (pI4d6)

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