Secret Service Intervened to Help Hunter Biden Out of Gun Jam

On Oct. 23, 2018, President Joe Biden’s son Hunter and daughter in law Hallie...

That's one way to put it.

... were involved in a bizarre incident in which Hallie took Hunter's gun and threw it in a trash can behind a grocery store, only to return later to find it gone.
Delaware police began investigating, concerned that the trash can was across from a high school and that the missing gun could be used in a crime, according to law enforcement officials and a copy of the police report obtained by POLITICO.
But a curious thing happened at the time: Secret Service agents approached the owner of the store where Hunter bought the gun and asked to take the paperwork involving the sale, according to two people, one of whom has firsthand knowledge of the episode and the other was briefed by a Secret Service agent after the fact.
The gun store owner refused to supply the paperwork, suspecting that the Secret Service officers wanted to hide Hunter's ownership of the missing gun in case it were to be involved in a crime, the two people said. The owner, Ron Palmieri, later turned over the papers to the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, and Explosives, which oversees federal gun laws.
The Secret Service says it has no record of its agents investigating the incident, and Joe Biden, who was not under protection at the time, said through a spokesperson he has no knowledge of any Secret Service involvement.

Filthy fucking liars. Handmaidens to tyranny.

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The Secret Service declined to answer a question about whether it had informal involvement in Biden's security during this period.
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OLITICO obtained copies of the Firearms Transaction Record and a receipt for the gun dated Oct. 12, 2018.
Hunter responded “no” to a question on the transaction record that asks, "Are you an unlawful user of, or addicted to, marijuana or any depressant, stimulant, narcotic drug, or any other controlled substance?" Five years earlier, he had been discharged from the Navy Reserve after testing positive for cocaine, and he and family members have spoken about his history of drug use.
Lying on the form is a felony, though prosecutions for it are exceedingly rare.

Not if you're a Republican. Mike Flynn got prosecuted for supposedly failing to acknowledge a foreign client -- something former Clinton hand Gregg Craig just got away with.

Paperwork Crimes are not crimes at all for Democrats or their druggy children, whereas they're Sedition and Treason for Republicans.

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The gun-store incident occurred during a period after Hunter Biden's administrative discharge from the Naval Reserves for his positive cocaine test and his subsequent divorce from his first wife, Kathleen. At the time of the gun incident, Hunter was in a romantic relationship with Hallie, the widow of his late brother, Beau.

Hallie suspected that Biden was planning to kill himself. If only he had the guts.

In addition to questioning Hallie, police called Hunter to the scene, where he was questioned outside the store’s loading dock area and explained he used the gun for target practice, according to the report.
At one point, two of Janssen's employees, described by the police report as "Mexican males," walked past the loading dock area, and Hunter told a police officer that the store had some suspicious people working for it. Asked if he was referring to those two staffers, Hunter responded, "Yea, prolly illegal," according to the report.
When a police officer asked Hunter whether the gun had been used in a crime, the officer reported that Hunter "became very agitated with me and asked me if I was intentionally trying to make him mad," according to the report.

Come on, man! runs in the family.

But yes, let's just ban guns instead of enforcing the ones we have.

The gun was found by a homeless man rummaging for stuff to sell to recycling centers. He later turned the gun in to the police.

A child could have easily have taken the gun.

All of this was hushed up and "taken care of."

There were more guns in that garbage bin across from a school than at the Capitol Hill "insurrection."

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1 Fuck them too

Posted by: CN at March 25, 2021 03:17 PM (ONvIw)

2 A really profane first, oops

Posted by: CN at March 25, 2021 03:18 PM (ONvIw)

3 Joe has no memory of this.

Posted by: Space Aliens Shit my Pants at March 25, 2021 03:19 PM (BRpqW)

4 Hunter Biden didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Roy at March 25, 2021 03:19 PM (Ti+Tv)

5 Nice family, so much more respectable than those dirty Trumpets

Posted by: CN at March 25, 2021 03:19 PM (ONvIw)

6 hiya

Posted by: JT at March 25, 2021 03:19 PM (arJlL)

7 If I'm ever in trouble, don't treat me special. Just treat me like you do Hunter Biden

Posted by: 496 at March 25, 2021 03:19 PM (U1eOr)

8 dirty rotten dems

Posted by: you gotta be shittin me pyle at March 25, 2021 03:19 PM (XEaSF)

9 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 25, 2021 03:21 PM (NWM+b)

10 When asked for comment Joe wandered off and started mumbling about bridges.

Posted by: Flyguy at March 25, 2021 03:21 PM (HizHb)

11 The whole federal bureaucracy is donk and dirty

Posted by: CN at March 25, 2021 03:21 PM (ONvIw)

12 to be fair, the SS would have done the same for Eric or Don Jr

Posted by: REDACTED at March 25, 2021 03:22 PM (6iURM)

13 Politico doing journalism?

Posted by: mr tmz at March 25, 2021 03:22 PM (m/Gc2)

14 Boy this Hunter chap sure makes a lot of honest criminal mistakes that don't seem to limit his ability to rake in millions of dollars.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at March 25, 2021 03:23 PM (ssz2a)

15 Remember though you can trust cops and the military they are on our side totally for realzies guys Serious You Guys

Posted by: DJ3Way at March 25, 2021 03:23 PM (bhPL1)

16 >> were involved in a bizarre incident in which Hallie took Hunter's gun and threw it in a trash can behind a grocery store, only to return later to find it gone.

That has got to be the dumbest thing ever.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2021 03:23 PM (bDqIh)

17 Why is this only being reported now?

Posted by: Huh at March 25, 2021 03:24 PM (PasGe)

18 DJT should offer to pardon Hunter if he redacted.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 25, 2021 03:24 PM (mzC78)

19 Any of our asses would be sitting in a Federal Penitentiary if we pulled this shit.

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2021 03:24 PM (N4bnY)

20 "Smartest Man I Know!"

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2021 03:25 PM (N4bnY)

21 Who among us hasn't tossed an unwanted firearm into a trashcan?

Posted by: mr tmz at March 25, 2021 03:25 PM (m/Gc2)

22 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 25, 2021 03:25 PM (Zz0t1)

23 Such a good, honest, wholesome family. All of them.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 25, 2021 03:26 PM (Zz0t1)

24 Nothing will happen.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 25, 2021 03:26 PM (RnDFt)

25 Jessica Walter was the Mom on Archer, wasn't she?

Posted by: Methos at March 25, 2021 03:26 PM (kOpft)

26 >>The Secret Service says it has no record of its agents investigating the incident, and Joe Biden, who was not under protection at the time, said through a spokesperson he has no knowledge of any Secret Service involvement.

Sure, Jan!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2021 03:26 PM (bDqIh)

27 >>Who among us hasn't tossed an unwanted firearm into a trashcan?

I hope she made sure it was loaded, first.

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2021 03:26 PM (N4bnY)

28 It's things like this that make me appreciate aspects of the French Revolution. There are decent rich people, and some of them may occasionally be governor of a rural state. However, crap like this shows that aristocracy and differing rules for the elite as opposed to the common people is a neverending feature of humanity.

We're blessed as a country that we had a few founders, like George Washington, who eschewed kingship or the trappings of nobility. That certainly hasn't lasted.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at March 25, 2021 03:26 PM (a/dOO)

29 Just like the canoe accident I had...

Posted by: Auspex at March 25, 2021 03:26 PM (Xo3T0)

30 Imagine being a Biden voter and accidentally reading this story. It might make you wonder about Hallie's relationship with Hunter. It might give you pause. Then you hit that sweet MSM meth and all your questions and worries vanish like Hunter's firearm.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at March 25, 2021 03:27 PM (uhPTO)

31 Look if they aren't going to bust him for taking bribes from China and Ukraine or for banging his underage niece, they certainly aren't going to arrest him for a gun crime.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 25, 2021 03:27 PM (qlFIA)

32 18 DJT should offer to pardon Hunter if he redacted.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 25, 2021 03:24 PM (mzC7

do you even know what trademark means ?

Posted by: REDACTED at March 25, 2021 03:27 PM (6iURM)

33 wow, the Secret Service sure is nice to Mr Nice Guy huh?

Posted by: vmom super straight stabby stabber stabalot at March 25, 2021 03:27 PM (GBZnB)

34 What kind of lunatic thinks throwing a gun belonging to a high profile politician's son in the trash is a good idea?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 25, 2021 03:27 PM (xfb67)

35 Never Trust the Secret Service

Posted by: Central American Hooker at March 25, 2021 03:28 PM (N4bnY)

36 Jessica Walter was the Mom on Archer, wasn't she?

Posted by: Methos at March 25, 2021 03:26 PM (kOpft)

I remember her from Arrested Development. She was perfect. One of the funnies shows ever.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 25, 2021 03:28 PM (45fpk)

37 Abolish the "secret"service and the ATF.

No one would miss them.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 25, 2021 03:28 PM (kq6q1)

38 >>What kind of lunatic thinks throwing a gun belonging to a high profile politician's son in the trash is a good idea?

She was High on Love.

Also. Crack Cocaine.

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2021 03:28 PM (N4bnY)

39 What sort of idiot tosses out a perfectly good handgun in the trash?? I took it to an armorer and he got working right away.

Posted by: Uncle Leo at March 25, 2021 03:29 PM (iDvKn)

40 do you even know what trademark means ?
Posted by: REDACTED at March 25, 2021 03:27 PM (6iURM)

which is why I didn't use all caps.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 25, 2021 03:29 PM (mzC78)

41 What kind of lunatic thinks throwing a gun belonging to a high profile politician's son in the trash is a good idea?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 25, 2021 03:27 PM (xfb67)

A crazed, teenage girlfriend? But I suspect you knew that.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at March 25, 2021 03:29 PM (uhPTO)

42 >>Who among us hasn't tossed an unwanted firearm into a trashcan?

I hope she made sure it was loaded, first.
Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2021 03:26 PM (N4bnY)

It would be pretty useless if it wasn't.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 25, 2021 03:29 PM (yQpMk)

43 It would be great if there were independent organizations with talented, intelligent professionals dedicated to investigating shit like this and then passing the information on to the general public.

Posted by: Northern lurker at March 25, 2021 03:29 PM (lgiXo)

44 Wow...Mary Queen of Scots was really, really boring.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 25, 2021 03:29 PM (NWM+b)

45 "Hey, dad -- I gotta a great idea that could lead to a school shooting and finally get all firearms banned!"

Posted by: ShainS at March 25, 2021 03:29 PM (rFIOB)

46 "The Secret Service says it has no record of its agents investigating the incident, and Joe Biden, who was not under protection at the time, said through a spokesperson he has no knowledge of any Secret Service involvement."

2018? Why wouldn't Biden have been under SS protection? It was only 2 years since he left office.

Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2021 03:30 PM (cF8AT)

47 Two sets of laws

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 25, 2021 03:30 PM (ifmtJ)

48 What kind of lunatic thinks throwing a gun belonging to a high profile politician's son in the trash is a good idea?

==

same kinda thot that bangs her crack addict brother in law?

Posted by: vmom super straight stabby stabber stabalot at March 25, 2021 03:30 PM (GBZnB)

49 26 >>The Secret Service says it has no record of its agents investigating the incident, and Joe Biden, who was not under protection at the time, said through a spokesperson he has no knowledge of any Secret Service involvement.

Sure, Jan!
Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2021 03:26 PM (bDqIh)

Well, I believe the first part. The Secret Service isn't going to document something like this. They have to protect their detail just as franchises protect their star players.

As to the second, I too think Joe having no idea is bullshit. However, I can't eliminate the possibility that the Secret Service is corrupted enough that it routinely interferes with legal matters like this without informing the chief protectee. And with Hunter, can you imagine how many times a day they would have had to tell Joe what mess they just had to clean up?

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at March 25, 2021 03:30 PM (a/dOO)

50 This doesn't surprise me, I knew from the get go Hunter will be free and clear from any crime.

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2021 03:30 PM (Cxk7w)

51 >> Look if they aren't going to bust him for taking bribes from China and Ukraine or for banging his underage niece, they certainly aren't going to arrest him for a gun crime.

Think the point of this story is to counter Biden's call for gun control, not to finally get Hunter for one of the many illegal things he's done (he's untouchable).

Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2021 03:31 PM (bDqIh)

52 Wow...Mary Queen of Scots was really, really boring.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 25, 2021 03:29 PM (NWM+b)

Well you live with a ginger, so much of the appeal is probably lacking for you.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 25, 2021 03:31 PM (ifmtJ)

53 I'd love to hear Dan Bongino discuss this.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 25, 2021 03:31 PM (ptqGC)

54 43 It would be great if there were independent organizations with talented, intelligent professionals dedicated to investigating shit like this and then passing the information on to the general public.

Posted by: Northern lurker at March 25, 2021 03:29 PM (lgiXo)

------

"This is about me and my bagpipes, isn't it?"

Posted by: Billy Bagpipes at March 25, 2021 03:31 PM (rFIOB)

55 I wonder if it's possible that they didn't, because the people who showed up at the gun store weren't Secret Service agents.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 25, 2021 03:31 PM (jOcSX)

56 This story actually came out months ago with the laptop news. . it's just taken this long to get more daylight.

There is a lot more fucked up stuff that will eventually get wider distribution.

Posted by: somedood at March 25, 2021 03:31 PM (s3j76)

57 I'm supposed to believe that Joe Biden gave up his Secret Service detail? For how long? A day?

Posted by: marie at March 25, 2021 03:31 PM (vMzmy)

58 DJT should offer to pardon Hunter if he redacted.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 25, 2021 03:24 PM (mzC7

do you even know what trademark means ?
Posted by: REDACTED

I know what skidmark means....

Posted by: JT at March 25, 2021 03:31 PM (arJlL)

59 So, she took his gun without permission, and disposed of it?

Theft. Illegal transfer of a weapon. Taking a gun into a school zone (gun free zone).

And its illegal to just 'throw a gun in the trash'.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 25, 2021 03:31 PM (oHd/0)

60 52 Wow...Mary Queen of Scots was really, really boring.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 25, 2021 03:29 PM (NWM+b)

Well you live with a ginger, so much of the appeal is probably lacking for you.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 25, 2021 03:31 PM (ifmtJ)

==========

Saoirse Ronan has turned into a good looking woman, for sure.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 25, 2021 03:32 PM (NWM+b)

61 Tyranny is not marked out by it's severity, but rather by it's capriciousness. When the law is different for one person vs another, you are living under tyranny.

We are living under tyranny.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) reminds you at March 25, 2021 03:32 PM (yQpMk)

62 Jessica Walter was the Mom on Archer, wasn't she?
Posted by: Methos at March 25, 2021 03:26 PM (kOpft)

Yup

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 25, 2021 03:32 PM (ifmtJ)

63 BTW, I know we're not watching Fox anymore, but Trump is going to be on Laura Ingraham's show tonight to discuss Joe's "presser."

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 25, 2021 03:32 PM (ptqGC)

64 Any bets on whether or not there's a dead hooker disposed somewhere only Hunter Biden knows?

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 25, 2021 03:32 PM (jOcSX)

65 Is Biden the most senile communist head of state since Brezhnev?

Posted by: Northern lurker at March 25, 2021 03:32 PM (lgiXo)

66 {P}OLITICO obtained copies of the Firearms Transaction Record and a receipt for the gun dated Oct. 12, 2018.
++++
Go ahead and let that one sink in.

October 12, 2018. Well before the 2020 campaign. Well before the steal and everything else. The investigation into Donald Trump's non-crimes and non-conspiracies was still ongoing then. Michael Flynn was being prosecuted then. There was about to be a midterm election in which there was plenty of malfeasance.

And what were the agents of the government doing at the same time? Providing air cover and destroying evidence (or attempting to, anyway) to ensure that no bad news about *former* politicians ever came to the fore. Biden wasn't campaigning yet. The campaign - even in this modern era of long campaigns - hadn't even started yet for anyone, let along 'ole porridge brain.

This wasn't even in response to something or as insurance for the candidate. Based on the date, this is just normal behavior for members of the ruling class (or formerly so).

Fuck them. Fuck them all. Fuck them all completely.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 25, 2021 03:32 PM (Jsjd7)

67 The thing is this and the laptop of him screwing his kid relatives and the documents reporting his hitting foreign agents up for the families walkin' around money, and the criminal shit Big-Guy Joe just says in his lucid moments on camera are all easy things to avoid. And obviously, they get away with most of it 95%-99% of the time.

So this shit right here is the visible, tiny, imperceptibly small tip of the iceberg that has to be the Biden crime syndicate. It has to be shockingly large. And he can't be the only one. And no way the Rs don't have their beak dipped into it.

There is nothing good that can come from this government that is worth the steaming pile of bad.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 25, 2021 03:33 PM (+gFOr)

68 Theft. Illegal transfer of a weapon. Taking a gun into a school zone (gun free zone).

And its illegal to just 'throw a gun in the trash'.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 25, 2021 03:31 PM (oHd/0)

But she's a democrat, so she's ok.

Posted by: JayInAmes at March 25, 2021 03:33 PM (yGu6h)

69 Hunter's nickname is Jim Eagle.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 25, 2021 03:33 PM (ptqGC)

70 I wonder if it's possible that they didn't, because the people who showed up at the gun store weren't Secret Service agents.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile

Bingo.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 25, 2021 03:33 PM (pAjZN)

71 Joe has no memory ~~of this.~~
Posted by: Space Aliens Shit my Pants at March 25, 2021 03:19 PM (BRpqW)

FTFY

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 25, 2021 03:33 PM (8D42x)

72 2018? Why wouldn't Biden have been under SS protection? It was only 2 years since he left office.

Posted by: Tami a

Maybe daddy's SS protection ? You know, favor.

Posted by: runner at March 25, 2021 03:33 PM (3iAUW)

73 I know where this was - down south 52

AI Dupont HS is right there, it's a nice area

amazing

JUST FREAKING AMAZING

Bidens! it's like the delaware version of the Clampetts. except they were nice people

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 25, 2021 03:33 PM (j9HX3)

74 >>Any bets on whether or not there's a dead hooker disposed somewhere only Hunter Biden knows?

No way he's done anything that only *he* knows!

Posted by: China surveillance team at March 25, 2021 03:34 PM (bDqIh)

75 Wow...Mary Queen of Scots was really, really boring.

The biography or the movie? If the movie, the 2018 one (I didn't see it) or the 1971 one?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 25, 2021 03:34 PM (VP4Cd)

76 to be fair, the SS would have done the same for Eric or Don Jr
Posted by: REDACTED at March 25, 2021 03:22 PM (6iURM)

honesty, yeah, i bet the secret service would.

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 25, 2021 03:34 PM (8D42x)

77 Wait, isn't the fact that a minor got a hold of a family member's firearm one of the main reasons the left cites for increased gun control? My God, I'm really starting to think these people are hypocrites.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at March 25, 2021 03:34 PM (uhPTO)

78 Fuck them. Fuck them all. Fuck them all completely.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 25, 2021 03:32 PM (Jsjd7)

That's my motto for all the girls in the family!

Posted by: Hunter "Blow" Biden at March 25, 2021 03:34 PM (a/dOO)

79 The social security admin is milking COVID for all it is worth. Offices are closed unless you have an appointment for in person service due to dire need. You have to call them to schedule an appointment for them to call you to schedule nan appointment. Then they call you at other than the appointed time, and if you miss the call you have to call to schedule an appointment to schedule another appointment.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 25, 2021 03:34 PM (jh22Y)

80 DJT should offer to pardon Hunter if he redacted.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 25, 2021 03:24 PM (mzC7

do you even know what trademark means ?
Posted by: REDACTED at March 25, 2021 03:27 PM (6iURM)

you don't have the symbol in your nic. it's fair use...

--chief justice

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 25, 2021 03:35 PM (8D42x)

81 47 Two sets of laws

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 25, 2021 03:30 PM (ifmtJ)

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It's almost as if arbitrary laws and totalitarianism go hand-in-hand or something.

Posted by: ShainS at March 25, 2021 03:35 PM (rFIOB)

82 No way he's done anything that only *he* knows!
Posted by: China surveillance team at March 25, 2021 03:34 PM (bDqIh)

He's done things that other people know about but he can't remember.

Probably involving a dead hooker.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 25, 2021 03:35 PM (jOcSX)

83 I wonder if it's possible that they didn't, because the people who showed up at the gun store weren't Secret Service agents.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 25, 2021 03:31 PM (jOcSX)

Could be Fibbies posing as Secret Service agents. How many people, not themselves in law enforcement, would even be able to detect false Secret Service credentials?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 25, 2021 03:35 PM (mzC78)

84 Lying on an ATF 4473 form is 10 years jail time.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at March 25, 2021 03:35 PM (JUOKG)

85 Bidens! it's like the delaware version of the Clampetts. except they were nice people
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 25, 2021 03:33 PM (j9HX3)

But I never got to do Ellie May!

Damn it...

Posted by: Jethro Bodine at March 25, 2021 03:35 PM (oHd/0)

86 Right now, Joe is passed out face down, drooling on his pillow. Presser probably came close to killing him.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 25, 2021 03:35 PM (ptqGC)

87 Think the point of this story is to counter Biden's call for gun control, not to finally get Hunter for one of the many illegal things he's done (he's untouchable).
Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2021 03:31 PM (bDqIh)
++++
Ha! I think you're close but that you might be missing the motivation.

Even if stand-up guys like the Bidens can have little problems with firearms or skirting the rules, then it must be a nightmare of non-compliance everywhere else. Outright confiscation is really the only reasonable solution.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 25, 2021 03:35 PM (Jsjd7)

88 I know this may come as a total shock but it has been revealed that Gov. Newsom has been having a long term affair with a female staffer.
Glad I was sitting down for that one...

Posted by: navybrat, proudly in plaid. at March 25, 2021 03:35 PM (w7KSn)

89 Is Biden the most senile communist head of state since Brezhnev?
Posted by: Northern lurker at March 25, 2021 03:32 PM (lgiXo)

He's even more out of it than Chernenko, if you can imagine that.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 25, 2021 03:36 PM (2JVJo)

90 Lying on an ATF 4473 form is 10 years jail time.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at March 25, 2021 03:35 PM (JUOKG)

Yeah, if you're a filthy MAGA type.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 25, 2021 03:36 PM (ifmtJ)

91 88 I know this may come as a total shock but it has been revealed that Gov. Newsom has been having a long term affair with a female staffer.
Glad I was sitting down for that one...
Posted by: navybrat, proudly in plaid. at March 25, 2021 03:35 PM (w7KSn)

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So, she likes it when he wears the white hood, I guess.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 25, 2021 03:36 PM (NWM+b)

92 So this shit right here is the visible, tiny, imperceptibly small tip of the iceberg that has to be the Biden crime syndicate. It has to be shockingly large. And he can't be the only one. And no way the Rs don't have their beak dipped into it.

===

They're dirty and they're greedy
Incestious and and gropey
They're all together ooky
The Biden family

Posted by: vmom super straight stabby stabber stabalot at March 25, 2021 03:36 PM (GBZnB)

93 And all this happened during the TRUMP administration. So the SS was still doing "favors" for Biden.
I wonder what other Democrat politicians they were doing 'favors" for while Trump was president.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 25, 2021 03:36 PM (HrMC1)

94 I know this may come as a total shock but it has been revealed that Gov. Newsom has been having a long term affair with a female staffer.
Glad I was sitting down for that one...
Posted by: navybrat, proudly in plaid. at March 25, 2021 03:35 PM (w7KSn)

Female? Huh, actually I am surprised.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 25, 2021 03:36 PM (ifmtJ)

95 Could be Fibbies posing as Secret Service agents. How many people, not themselves in law enforcement, would even be able to detect false Secret Service credentials?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 25, 2021 03:35 PM (mzC7

I was thinking not even LE. I'm sure that there are fixers, likely former LE, who can get ahold of fake credentials and show up to try and bully people to turn over evidence that might be problematic for Dem politicians.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 25, 2021 03:36 PM (jOcSX)

96 I think Chernenko was already dead when the Politburo elected him.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 25, 2021 03:36 PM (yQpMk)

97 I'm confused. I keep thinking Hallie is the teenage niece. You miss a few episodes of Falcon Crest and you just get lost.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at March 25, 2021 03:37 PM (uhPTO)

98

It's OK, the gun was wrapped inside Hallie's aborted term fetus, for safety...

Posted by: Deep Blue-Green at March 25, 2021 03:37 PM (ND961)

99 Democrats are trying to pass a bill expanding background checks. Guess how good that works when you lie on the form.

I'll be here all day...

Posted by: Marcus T, Molon Labe at March 25, 2021 03:37 PM (VpIIl)

100 So, she likes it when he wears the white hood, I guess.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 25, 2021 03:36 PM (NWM+b)

You're thinking of Governor Klanman (Northam). This is Pelosi's nephew in California

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at March 25, 2021 03:37 PM (a/dOO)

101 94 I know this may come as a total shock but it has been revealed that Gov. Newsom has been having a long term affair with a female staffer.
Glad I was sitting down for that one...
Posted by: navybrat, proudly in plaid. at March 25, 2021 03:35 PM (w7KSn)

Female? Huh, actually I am surprised.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 25, 2021 03:36 PM (ifmtJ)

Is she hawt?

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 25, 2021 03:38 PM (oHd/0)

102 SS will take care of you by mail, but you have to mail them your actual drivers license and original documents. They swear they will not lose them.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 25, 2021 03:38 PM (jh22Y)

103 >>I know this may come as a total shock but it has been revealed that Gov. Newsom has been having a long term affair with a female staffer.
Glad I was sitting down for that one...

Awesome.

Next time I see his wife, I'm gonna offer her some solace. ...by which I mean some salsiche

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2021 03:38 PM (N4bnY)

104 There were more guns in that garbage bin across from a school than at the Capitol Hill "insurrection."

Let's call it a tie.

Posted by: The Color Revolutionary Who Shot Ashli Babbitt at March 25, 2021 03:38 PM (1fg6a)

105 Hasn't Hunter been formally informed that he is under investigation by the DOJ over taxes? Why yes he is, per a December 2020 report...

Yeah baby, charges will be announced any decade now.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 25, 2021 03:38 PM (F0YaR)

106 94 I know this may come as a total shock but it has been revealed that Gov. Newsom has been having a long term affair with a female staffer.
Glad I was sitting down for that one...
Posted by: navybrat, proudly in plaid. at March 25, 2021 03:35 PM (w7KSn)

Female? Huh, actually I am surprised.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 25, 2021 03:36 PM (ifmtJ)

Hold on, this is California, has anyone checked?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at March 25, 2021 03:38 PM (Zm+LZ)

107 His wife is pretty hot.

Her little sister is even hotter.

I see them all the time.

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2021 03:38 PM (N4bnY)

108 Is she hawt?
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 25, 2021 03:38 PM (oHd/0)
++++
Newsom isn't terrible looking and is fairly young as far as powerful politicans go. I'll bet five bucks that the office piece is pretty good looking.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 25, 2021 03:38 PM (Jsjd7)

109 Scanning the posts this morning (Art Thread excepted) I'm tempted to begin thinking that the government isn't composed of top men, much less our best and brightest.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 25, 2021 03:39 PM (DMUuz)

110 I give a lot of credit to the flag officer who signed this messes discharge papers. It looks lie the secret service and FBI were walking around cleaning up the Biden Family crimes.

Posted by: Marcus T, Molon Labe at March 25, 2021 03:39 PM (VpIIl)

111 I was thinking not even LE. I'm sure that there are
fixers, likely former LE, who can get ahold of fake credentials and show
up to try and bully people to turn over evidence that might be
problematic for Dem politicians.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 25, 2021 03:36 PM

Pretty sure you are correct. Once the "big guy" was informed by the hysterical wife that crack head biden bought a gun illegally they sprang into action.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at March 25, 2021 03:39 PM (JUOKG)

112 Wait, I'm confused. Former Vice Presidents get Secret Service protection? I remember the debate over giving former Presidents SS protection for life. But I don't remember anything about Vice Presidents being mentioned at the time. Besides, Biden wasn't even close to running for President in December 2018, so it can't be the standard "party frontrunner" protection.

Posted by: pookysgirl with a hazy memory at March 25, 2021 03:39 PM (XKZwp)

113 I know this may come as a total shock but it has been revealed that Gov. Newsom has been having a long term affair with a female staffer.
Glad I was sitting down for that one...

Oh yeah, all the knives are coming out on the left. Cuomo, Newsome... anyone who could be a threat to Kamala is being removed from contention.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 25, 2021 03:39 PM (jOcSX)

114 The gun store owner did the right thing.

BATFE would have come down on the gun store owner like a ton of bricks, once they found out he had turned over paperwork to the Secret Service. And make no mistake about it, BATFE would have found out.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 25, 2021 03:39 PM (2SdPm)

115 >>There were more guns in that garbage bin across from a school than at the Capitol Hill "insurrection."
Funny.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 25, 2021 03:39 PM (SqqqT)

116 65 Is Biden the most senile communist head of state since Brezhnev?
Posted by: Northern lurker

To be fair, Brezhnev wasn't senile. He was drunk.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 25, 2021 03:39 PM (Ac9rz)

117 >>Even if stand-up guys like the Bidens can have little problems with firearms or skirting the rules, then it must be a nightmare of non-compliance everywhere else. Outright confiscation is really the only reasonable solution.

Or, what good is the Dem's call for enacting additional background check legislation if it doesn't stop criminals like Hunter from getting a gun?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2021 03:40 PM (bDqIh)

118 This really nothing new. I got to believe the SS has been covering and cleaning up dem politicians kids for ages. Now if it happens to me a GOPe kid, well that goes to the Bezos newsletter.

Posted by: Beartooth at March 25, 2021 03:40 PM (ZN7T5)

119 99 Democrats are trying to pass a bill expanding background checks. Guess how good that works when you lie on the form.

I'll be here all day...
Posted by: Marcus T, Molon Labe at March 25, 2021 03:37 PM (VpIIl)

Which is why the fee for a background check should be raised to $20,000 and take six to eight weeks for a government investigator to make sure that all of the answers are correct before the sale or transfer can be treated. (Six to eight weeks not guaranteed.)

Posted by: Libbie Logic at March 25, 2021 03:40 PM (a/dOO)

120 If anyone here, at any time, claims we have reached peak stupid, or peak corruption, or peak hubris by our betters, thou cardboard membership card should be revoked.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 25, 2021 03:40 PM (Rvt88)

121 The gun store owner needs to be extra careful about "botched robberies."

Posted by: Zek at March 25, 2021 03:40 PM (5RTdG)

122 Scanning the posts this morning (Art Thread excepted) I'm tempted to begin thinking that the government isn't composed of top men, much less our best and brightest.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

I'm so sorry. This must have all been a great shock to you!

Posted by: t-bird at March 25, 2021 03:40 PM (n/x6m)

123 The DOJ has a better chance of sending me a indictment than Hunter.

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2021 03:40 PM (Cxk7w)

124 Was the Newsom staffer dressed in white sheets??

Posted by: andycanuck at March 25, 2021 03:40 PM (iDvKn)

125 >>>At one point, two of Janssen's employees, described by the police report as "Mexican males," walked past the loading dock area, and Hunter told a police officer that the store had some suspicious people working for it. Asked if he was referring to those two staffers, Hunter responded, "Yea, prolly illegal," according to the report.

Says the crackhead, pedo, rapist, extortionist traitor's bag man, who is is a
prohibited possessor in possession of a firearm, and who lied on his
form 4473 in the purchase of said firearm.

Posted by: 4 at March 25, 2021 03:40 PM (KnJdm)

126 I think Chernenko was already dead when the Politburo elected him.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 25, 2021 03:36 PM (yQpMk)

That was AFTER Andropov dropped off, right?

Posted by: JoeF. at March 25, 2021 03:40 PM (HrMC1)

127 Joe Biden is a nice guy.

Posted by: Teeming Masses Yearning for Free Stuff at March 25, 2021 03:40 PM (GYqYy)

128 Isn't Newsome's wife, his former campaign directors wife; which is why Kimberley Guilfoyle dumped him?

Posted by: pahound at March 25, 2021 03:40 PM (KIWeW)

129 Is Biden the most senile communist head of state since Brezhnev?
Posted by: Northern lurker

To be fair, Brezhnev wasn't senile. He was drunk.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 25, 2021 03:39 PM (Ac9rz)

To be fair, he was Russian

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 25, 2021 03:40 PM (ifmtJ)

130 To be fair, Brezhnev wasn't senile. He was drunk.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 25, 2021 03:39 PM (Ac9rz)

I believe Mao was senile toward the end.

Posted by: Northern lurker at March 25, 2021 03:40 PM (lgiXo)

131 55 I wonder if it's possible that they didn't, because the people who showed up at the gun store weren't Secret Service agents.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile St March 25, 2021 03:31 PM (jOcSX)

-----

Putin, Trump, and the FSB? I knew it!

Posted by: ShainS at March 25, 2021 03:41 PM (rFIOB)

132 16 >> were involved in a bizarre incident in which Hallie took Hunter's gun and threw it in a trash can behind a grocery store, only to return later to find it gone.

That has got to be the dumbest thing ever.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2021 03:23 PM (bDqIh)

Second dumbest, only next to the time Hunter left a gun and a crack pipe in a rental car.

Posted by: Thrawn at March 25, 2021 03:41 PM (I9kJ1)

133 Has Biden blamed Trump yet for his son's ignorant behavior?

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 25, 2021 03:41 PM (SqqqT)

134 I think Chernenko was already dead when the Politburo elected him.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 25, 2021 03:36 PM (yQpMk)

That was AFTER Andropov dropped off, right?
Posted by: JoeF. at March 25, 2021 03:40 PM (HrMC1)

And the chorus goes, "Yuri, Yuri, Yuri, a thousand deaths are not enough for Yuri."

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 25, 2021 03:41 PM (ifmtJ)

135 We have no records of our off-the-record operation!
Case closed.

Posted by: The Eff Bee I at March 25, 2021 03:41 PM (5RTdG)

136 At one point, two of Janssen's employees, described by the police report as "Mexican males," walked past the loading dock area, and Hunter told a police officer that the store had some suspicious people working for it. Asked if he was referring to those two staffers, Hunter responded, "Yea, prolly illegal," according to the report.

So Hunter doesn't believe that Mexico is sending their best?

Posted by: JoeF. at March 25, 2021 03:41 PM (HrMC1)

137 This is a distraction from the fact that we have such a kind hearted individual acting as POTUS. Imagine, just a few months ago we had actual 'mean tweets' and you guys are focusing on this non issue.

Posted by: Fool Otto at March 25, 2021 03:41 PM (DB16e)

138 This is a high end store on the edge of 'chateau country' where the elite live

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 25, 2021 03:42 PM (VYjdj)

139 >>Isn't Newsome's wife, his former campaign directors wife; which is why Kimberley Guilfoyle dumped him?

Yes.

Daughter of the Cisco guy.

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2021 03:42 PM (N4bnY)

140 Guaranteed the gun store owner has camera footage. A person adept enough to tell the SS to f off, and go to BATFE is a cautious fellow

Posted by: Marcus T, Molon Labe at March 25, 2021 03:42 PM (VpIIl)

141 "... if they aren't going to bust him for taking bribes from China and
Ukraine or for banging his underage niece, they certainly aren't going
to arrest him for a gun crime."
right ... Hunter laptop now (after full scrubbing) in the Mariana Trench, with the Hillary and Weiner devices that showed massive crimes, and probably evidence espionage and bribes. Joe's business partner in the China deal revealed Joe lying about the whole thing ... is he still alive, or has our DeepState cleaned that little mess up as well?

Posted by: illiniwek at March 25, 2021 03:42 PM (Cus5s)

142 There were more guns in that garbage bin across from a school than at the Capitol Hill "insurrection."

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There was the one that was used to shoot Ashli Babbitt and that one belonged to the junta.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at March 25, 2021 03:42 PM (hpVf/)

143 Jessica Walter was the Mom on Archer, wasn't she?
Posted by: Methos at March 25, 2021 03:26 PM (kOpft)
I remember her from Arrested Development. She was perfect. One of the funnies shows ever.
Posted by: grammie winger

And one helluva drinker in both shows.
That would make for a fantastic mashup.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 25, 2021 03:42 PM (KAi1n)

144 were involved in a bizarre incident in which Hallie took Hunter's gun and threw it in a trash can behind a grocery store, only to return later to find it gone.

That has got to be the dumbest thing ever.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2021 03:23 PM (bDqIh)
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I'd argue that Hallie being involved with the drug addled brother of her late husband sort of makes tossing a gun into a dumpster par for the course.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 25, 2021 03:43 PM (2SdPm)

145 I am surprised Trump had not been done in by the SS.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at March 25, 2021 03:43 PM (hpVf/)

146 139 >>Isn't Newsome's wife, his former campaign directors wife; which is why Kimberley Guilfoyle dumped him?

Yes.

Daughter of the Cisco guy.
Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2021 03:42 PM (N4bnY)

"No kron-chee korn cheeps for you, esse!"

- - Frito Banito, formerly Reasonable-to Bandito

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2021 03:43 PM (s2VJv)

147 Second dumbest, only next to the time Hunter left a gun and a crack pipe in a rental car.
Posted by: Thrawn at March 25, 2021 03:41 PM (I9kJ1)

Third dumbest--don't forget dropping off a laptop containing pedophila and other info useful to China to be "serviced."

Posted by: JoeF. at March 25, 2021 03:43 PM (HrMC1)

148 Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 25, 2021 03:39 PM (jOcSX)

Having an affair with a staffer isn't like hitting on them as Cuomo did. If it's a long term affair I'm guessing it's consensual, and although it may be a bad idea to date someone in your office, it's not the same thing that Cuomo did. Cuomo is both stupid and skeevy.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 25, 2021 03:44 PM (VP4Cd)

149 Here is the link to the Newsom story.

https://tinyurl.com/jeh8u2sh

Posted by: navybrat, proudly in plaid. at March 25, 2021 03:44 PM (w7KSn)

150
The social security admin is milking COVID for all it is worth.

_________

Her Majesty has to wait until offices are open to get $11k she's owed.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 25, 2021 03:44 PM (mht8P)

151 Trump never got control of the Secret Service - this lack of attention to details, and a belief that it would just all work out, was probably his biggest personal flaw. All through his admin, almost everyone under him was working for the other side.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 25, 2021 03:44 PM (trdmm)

152 And one helluva drinker in both shows.
That would make for a fantastic mashup.
Posted by: SFGoth at March 25, 2021 03:42 PM (KAi1n)

https://youtu.be/G9EiV3EPLy0

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 25, 2021 03:44 PM (jOcSX)

153 140 Guaranteed the gun store owner has camera footage. A person adept enough to tell the SS to f off, and go to BATFE is a cautious fellow
Posted by: Marcus T, Molon Labe at March 25, 2021 03:42 PM (VpIIl)

Even now for an incident from 3 years ago? Perhaps he saved this one, but that's a long time to store something.

Posted by: Libbie Logic at March 25, 2021 03:44 PM (a/dOO)

154 Pretty sure in history we have the most idiot supposedly running the country.

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2021 03:44 PM (Cxk7w)

155 145 I am surprised Trump had not been done in by the SS.
Posted by: President Select Decaf at March 25, 2021 03:43 PM (hpVf/)

As has been speculated in these pages, and is more and more a very likely scenario, I bet Trump invoked the Insurrection Act and the generals mutinied.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2021 03:44 PM (s2VJv)

156 Isn't Newsome's wife, his former campaign directors wife; which is why Kimberley Guilfoyle dumped him?

Yes.

Daughter of the Cisco guy.
Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2021 03:42 PM (N4bnY)

That Cisco kid was a friend of mine

Posted by: WAR at March 25, 2021 03:44 PM (HrMC1)

157 140 Guaranteed the gun store owner has camera footage. A person adept enough to tell the SS to f off, and go to BATFE is a cautious fellow
Posted by: Marcus T, Molon Labe at March 25, 2021 03:42 PM (VpIIl)

I'd also bet he has notarized copies of all the paperwork.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 25, 2021 03:44 PM (oHd/0)

158 The election in Israel looks like a cluster. No one has a clear majority, so they'll probably be headed for a FIFTH vote.

Unlike elections here, they actually do count the votes.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 25, 2021 03:45 PM (sWM8x)

159 Mike Flynn was bankrupted and spent years fighting to keep himself and his son out of jail because his law firm (which was also corrupt) had filled out some federal forms incorrectly or incompletely (allegedly) -- forms where you're supposed to list your foreign clients (and which Dim politicians never need to file or are routinely allowed to file or correct after-the-fact only after somebody has pointed out that they didn't file or weren't accurate).

Yet Hunter Biden can perjure himself on a fedreal gun purchase form and not only does he not get charged with the felony, but the Secret Service and ATF step in to cover up the crime for him.

This country sucks.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 25, 2021 03:45 PM (k4dH2)

160 Trash cans are the new canoes,

Posted by: Busted Can Of Biscuits at March 25, 2021 03:45 PM (2cfUo)

161 Off, idiotic sock!

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at March 25, 2021 03:45 PM (a/dOO)

162 I am surprised Trump had not been done in by the SS.
Posted by: President Select Decaf at March 25, 2021 03:43 PM (hpVf/)

Trump probably had his own security team watching the SS

Posted by: JoeF. at March 25, 2021 03:45 PM (HrMC1)

163 130 To be fair, Brezhnev wasn't senile. He was drunk.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 25, 2021 03:39 PM (Ac9rz)

I believe Mao was senile toward the end.
Posted by: Northern lurker

His body was made up of mostly STD's at the end. His brain was probably fried by syphilis.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 25, 2021 03:45 PM (Ac9rz)

164 160 Trash cans are the new canoes,
Posted by: Busted Can Of Biscuits at March 25, 2021 03:45 PM (2cfUo)

Canoe was supposed to be a rancid cologne, not an alibi...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2021 03:46 PM (s2VJv)

165
It's never a crime if you're a Democrat.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 25, 2021 03:46 PM (mht8P)

166 Having an affair with a staffer isn't like hitting on them as Cuomo did. If it's a long term affair I'm guessing it's consensual, and although it may be a bad idea to date someone in your office, it's not the same thing that Cuomo did. Cuomo is both stupid and skeevy.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 25, 2021 03:44 PM (VP4Cd)

He's married with four kids. It's not criminal, but it will definitely lower his stock, especially at the national level.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 25, 2021 03:46 PM (jOcSX)

167 I think Chernenko was already dead when the Politburo elected him.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 25, 2021 03:36 PM (yQpMk)

------------------

Biden has been dead for some time, that's a robot parading as him in the White House.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at March 25, 2021 03:46 PM (hpVf/)

168 Her Majesty has to wait until offices are open to get $11k she's owed.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

H the 7th - she has to appear in person? I filed an appeal with them recently (don't ask) and won my case all by mail. They paid the amount due with an electronic deposit. That isn't possible for her?

Posted by: Tonypete at March 25, 2021 03:46 PM (Rvt88)

169 @159
"Yet Hunter Biden can perjure himself on a fedreal gun purchase form and not only does he not get charged with the felony, but the Secret Service and ATF step in to cover up the crime for him."

You guys aren't thinking big enough. HB probably said "Hell yes I do coke and my name is HUNTER BIDEN" on the forms and BATF just approved the application.

Posted by: The Eff Bee I at March 25, 2021 03:46 PM (5RTdG)

170 Like mixing crack and guns is bad or something/ Whatevs.

Posted by: Bumbling Bidens at March 25, 2021 03:46 PM (nyQyG)

171 163
His body was made up of mostly STD's at the end. His brain was probably fried by syphilis.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 25, 2021 03:45 PM (Ac9rz)

"What a way to go."

- - Capone & Amin LLC

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2021 03:47 PM (s2VJv)

172 Daughter of the Cisco guy.
Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2021 03:42 PM (N4bnY)

So she is the Cisco Kid?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 25, 2021 03:47 PM (mzC78)

173 As long as those brave Secret Service agents made it home to their families - that's all that matters. Remember kids - just keep those hands at ten and two, keep it at Yes Sir and No Sir - and everything will work out just fine.

Coming to upper middle class America - what the poor have tried to tell you about federal and state police corruption for decades.

Posted by: Night Moves at March 25, 2021 03:47 PM (EeUIW)

174 Let's focus on the entitled mentality of Ms. Hallie for a minute.

This is the behavior of liberal women everywhere. Her actions in using some grocery store trashcan, ACROSS THE STREET FROM A HIGH SCHOOL, just shows that she doesn't care about anyone but herself and her own feelings. She gave ABSOLUTELY NO THOUGHT as to whether she was entitled to throw her garbage in someone else's dumpster, or what bad things might happen if she left a gun unattended in public.

So typical.

Posted by: the other coyote at March 25, 2021 03:47 PM (jSj7o)

175 Siebel?

Ken Siebel, maybe?

I bought an old Ford Woody Wagon from him about 12-13 years ago.

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2021 03:47 PM (N4bnY)

176 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 25, 2021 03:44 PM (VP4Cd)

Turns out the affair was years ago, but the 'Lady' in question just revealed this to her husband.

Who was Newsome's Campaign Chair for his re-election and fight for his recall. Oooopppsie!

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 25, 2021 03:47 PM (oHd/0)

177 There were more guns in that garbage bin across from a school than at the Capitol Hill "insurrection."

Posted by: Ace at 03:17 PM

Not entirely true Ace. The government had guns aplenty at the Capital, and only government used them.

I'm sure it'll work out really well when that policy extends everywhere across this land.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 25, 2021 03:47 PM (z79tQ)

178 So she is the Cisco Kid?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 25, 2021 03:47 PM (mzC7

----------------

Okay, Pancho.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 25, 2021 03:47 PM (2SdPm)

179 Newsom was banging the help while he was mayor of SF. But, he went to rehab. So, it's totes cool now.
Oh, the person he was banging was also married, to Newsom's "best friend".

Posted by: navybrat, proudly in plaid. at March 25, 2021 03:47 PM (w7KSn)

180 Jessica Walter was the subject of a "Who Dis?" here a couple months back.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 25, 2021 03:48 PM (HrMC1)

181 I think Chernenko was already dead when the Politburo elected him.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 25, 2021 03:36 PM (yQpMk)

Konstantin Chernenko even now dead 30 years has more EEG activity than Joey Aqualung.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2021 03:48 PM (s2VJv)

182 The Crisco Kid he was a friend of mine..

Posted by: Shep! at March 25, 2021 03:48 PM (yQpMk)

183 c'mon man

Posted by: buck fiden at March 25, 2021 03:48 PM (EJ2Rs)

184 179 Newsom was banging the help while he was mayor of SF. But, he went to rehab. So, it's totes cool now.
Oh, the person he was banging was also married, to Newsom's "best friend".

This too is the story of Joe Biden.

Posted by: Northern lurker at March 25, 2021 03:48 PM (lgiXo)

185 Why is the promoted Tweet from the US Marines: "The Battle to Belong Begins Here"?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 25, 2021 03:48 PM (NWM+b)

186 OT but not OT has anyone got a straight, detailed story about those other "deaths at the deadly insurrection" other than the unrelated death of Offr Sicknick and Ashlee Babbitt's execution?

Posted by: Zek at March 25, 2021 03:48 PM (5RTdG)

187 Posted by: Romeo13 at March 25, 2021 03:47 PM (oHd/0)

Thanks; I didn't know those details.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 25, 2021 03:48 PM (VP4Cd)

188 So, serious question. What can we do about this? What can we do when we have a ruling class that is brazen about its double-standards and privileges that we are denied? That equal protection under the law is a laughable concept and that corrupt officials from both parties routinely flout?

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at March 25, 2021 03:48 PM (a/dOO)

189 Isn't Newsome's wife, his former campaign directors wife; which is why Kimberley Guilfoyle dumped him?

Yes.

Daughter of the Cisco guy.
Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2021 03:42 PM (N4bnY)

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The inbreeding among the ruling class is getting comical.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at March 25, 2021 03:48 PM (hpVf/)

190 Just look at these fucks.

https://tinyurl.com/yee6u3x7

Posted by: wth at March 25, 2021 03:49 PM (v0R5T)

191 28 Virginia SoCon ,

It is part of the cycle of politics that Aristotle nailed over two millennia ago. We are in the decadent phase of the aristocracy now aka oligarchy and like the French Revolution, a financial crisis of a bankrupt government might mean the end of that phase.

Posted by: whig at March 25, 2021 03:49 PM (pO7gM)

192 So when is, Storm The Capital video game coming out?

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 25, 2021 03:49 PM (ruftb)

193 Posted by: the other coyote at March 25, 2021 03:47 PM (jSj7o)

More? I'm SURE she screetches about 'background check' loopholes at every opportunity.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 25, 2021 03:49 PM (oHd/0)

194 Brezhnev just looked drunk. It was those sixty-pound eyebrows.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 25, 2021 03:49 PM (sWM8x)

195 Dear LEOs, it may not be today, but sometime soon you will have to make a choice ...

@AntifaWatch2 4h

Another deferred resolution agreement from
@USAO_OR

Joshua 'Eva' Warner a repeat #Antifa #riot offender charged with civil disorder (felony punishable by up to 5 years) for pointing laser at officers eyes gets off w/ a DRA (generally not getting in trouble for a period of time)

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 25, 2021 03:49 PM (pAjZN)

196 Trump never got control of the Secret Service - this lack of attention to details, and a belief that it would just all work out, was probably his biggest personal flaw. All through his admin, almost everyone under him was working for the other side.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 25, 2021 03:44 PM (trdmm)

Or the Military.
Or the Intel community
Or the Justice Department
Or...um...well, anything.
I love him but the knives were out and ready for him on day 1

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 25, 2021 03:49 PM (uxJPn)

197 Newsom cheated on Guilfoyle (his wife) with the wife of his best friend/campaign manager. He's straight and probably a better "catch" than most governors considering his age and stuff (and by stuff, I mean his coke connections (and by coke, I mean neither the soft drink nor the industrial fuel)). None of this stuff matters anymore. The only politicians who would actually suffer something from cheating, hard drug use, etc., are those who wouldn't do it in the first place because they have standards.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 25, 2021 03:49 PM (KAi1n)

198 185 Why is the promoted Tweet from the US Marines: "The Battle to Belong Begins Here"?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 25, 2021 03:48 PM (NWM+b)

Old and Busted - Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord.

New Hotness - Mine eyes have been doused with cum.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2021 03:49 PM (s2VJv)

199 Trump never got control of the Secret Service - this lack of attention to details, and a belief that it would just all work out, was probably his biggest personal flaw. All through his admin, almost everyone under him was working for the other side.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 25, 2021 03:44 PM

And he was prevented from putting his own people in by both the democrats and the GOPe. I don't see what he actually, in the real world, could have done different.

Posted by: Chuck C at March 25, 2021 03:49 PM (awtm/)

200
So, Hunter's bitch/family member/moll dumped a gat he or she may or may not have used in a crime. And then the cops got interested because the stupid bitch went back for the thing, on camera, because she is a stupid bitch?

So law enforcement leaned on everyone involved to shut up about it, for well and good. And someone declined to comply, and now the media is "reporting" it, and it will go away forever, anyway, like all of Hunter's previous felony cases since forever.?

Color me shocked.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 25, 2021 03:50 PM (Uh2oA)

201 What can we do about this? What can we do when we
have a ruling class that is brazen about its double-standards and
privileges that we are denied? That equal protection under the law is a
laughable concept and that corrupt officials from both parties routinely
flout?

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at March 25, 2021 03:48 PM (a/dOO)

The solution that dare not speak its name.

Posted by: 4 at March 25, 2021 03:50 PM (KnJdm)

202 I know GWB is persona non grata now and I don't have a problem with that but at the time it was reported that he had gotten a DUI in Kennebunkport in 1976 I immediately thought it was a positive.

What other son of a CIA director in their hometown would be arrested and convicted of DUI. I'm thinking zero.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 25, 2021 03:50 PM (2DOZq)

203 An affair with a high-ranking California Democrat politician? Look where it's about to get me!

Posted by: Kamala at March 25, 2021 03:51 PM (DMUuz)

204 195
Joshua 'Eva' Warner a repeat #Antifa #riot offender charged with civil disorder (felony punishable by up to 5 years) for pointing laser at officers eyes gets off w/ a DRA (generally not getting in trouble for a period of time)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 25, 2021 03:49 PM (pAjZN)

Be a shame if the plot of the movie "The Star Chamber" ever became a real thing...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2021 03:51 PM (s2VJv)

205 So, serious question. What can we do about this? What can we do when we have a ruling class that is brazen about its double-standards and privileges that we are denied?

For starters - stop sending our kids to fill the ranks of its military and police.

Posted by: Night Moves at March 25, 2021 03:51 PM (EeUIW)

206
Brezhnev at the end? Drunk.

Mao at the end? Opium.

Biden at the end? 99.9% Adrenaline between Cryogenic Freezings and The Blood of Aborted Babies, but mostly ...

Posted by: ShainS at March 25, 2021 03:51 PM (rFIOB)

207
This is the behavior of liberal women everywhere. Her actions in using some grocery store trashcan, ACROSS THE STREET FROM A HIGH SCHOOL, just shows that she doesn't care about anyone but herself and her own feelings. She gave ABSOLUTELY NO THOUGHT as to whether she was entitled to throw her garbage in someone else's dumpster, or what bad things might happen if she left a gun unattended in public.

So typical.
__________________

She's a drug-addled whore who was f*cking her own brother-in-law, probably within days of her own husband's death (or maybe sooner).

You expected her to be responsible?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 25, 2021 03:51 PM (k4dH2)

208 @201
But did this occur in the course of human events?

Posted by: Zek at March 25, 2021 03:51 PM (5RTdG)

209 I'm thinking Saint Beau was a piece of shit too. his wife, brother, daughter, father, and stepmom are. it would be a miracle if he was clean.

Posted by: x4 at March 25, 2021 03:51 PM (oA+QO)

210 Nothing will happen..

Posted by: that guy that always thinks nothing will happen at March 25, 2021 03:51 PM (yQpMk)

211 And he was prevented from putting his own people in by both the democrats and the GOPe. I don't see what he actually, in the real world, could have done different.
Posted by: Chuck C at March 25, 2021 03:49 PM (awtm/)

That's another reason why they'll NEVER let him get re-elected.

He probably won't make the same mistakes twice.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 25, 2021 03:51 PM (HrMC1)

212 https://youtu.be/G9EiV3EPLy0
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile

I owe you a drink!

Posted by: SFGoth at March 25, 2021 03:51 PM (KAi1n)

213 189 ."The inbreeding among the ruling class is getting comical."

They all think of themselves as the "Aristocrats" bada bing.

Posted by: whig at March 25, 2021 03:52 PM (pO7gM)

214 It is part of the cycle of politics that Aristotle nailed over two millennia ago. We are in the decadent phase of the aristocracy now aka oligarchy and like the French Revolution, a financial crisis of a bankrupt government might mean the end of that phase.
Posted by: whig at March 25, 2021 03:49 PM (pO7gM)

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at March 25, 2021 03:52 PM (a/dOO)

215 I find guns in trashcans all the time.

Posted by: homeless dude looking for beer cans at March 25, 2021 03:52 PM (v0R5T)

216 So, trust a homeless person before a Biden. Not a shock I guess, but it seems noteworthy.

Posted by: Boorish Robot at March 25, 2021 03:52 PM (MBs+m)

217 Be a shame if the plot of the movie "The Star Chamber" ever became a real thing...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2021 03:51 PM (s2VJv)

We'd need judges that cared about Justice.
Might as well wish for fembots and signed, undated pardons for me and several of my angry friends.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 25, 2021 03:53 PM (uxJPn)

218 I know GWB is persona non grata now and I don't have a problem with that but at the time it was reported that he had gotten a DUI in Kennebunkport in 1976 I immediately thought it was a positive.

What other son of a CIA director in their hometown would be arrested and convicted of DUI. I'm thinking zero.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 25, 2021 03:50 PM (2DOZq)

To be fair though, the officer HAD to give GWB something after overlooking the cocaine in the glove compartment....

Posted by: JoeF. at March 25, 2021 03:54 PM (HrMC1)

219 213 189 ."The inbreeding among the ruling class is getting comical."

They all think of themselves as the "Aristocrats" bada bing.
Posted by: whig at March 25, 2021 03:52 PM (pO7gM)

Bob Saget, amazingly, was the most revolting out of all of the comedians doing that joke.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2021 03:54 PM (s2VJv)

220 So, how bad was the supposed press conference? I can't bear to watch that idiot for even a second.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 25, 2021 03:54 PM (nxdel)

221 That picture of the Biden clan,oozes sleaze. Way to go America!

Posted by: Only Context at March 25, 2021 03:54 PM (xEIoY)

222 Yes, PDT kept his own private security during the campaign and his presidency. Probably one of the reasons he spent a fair bit of time outside of the W.H., too IMHO.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 25, 2021 03:54 PM (iDvKn)

223 I find guns all the time. I even accidentally shoot them from time to time

Posted by: García Zarate at March 25, 2021 03:54 PM (2DOZq)

224 217 Be a shame if the plot of the movie "The Star Chamber" ever became a real thing...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2021 03:51 PM (s2VJv)

We'd need judges that cared about Justice.
Might as well wish for fembots and signed, undated pardons for me and several of my angry friends.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 25, 2021 03:53 PM (uxJPn)

I forgot to mention that it would be ordinary folks like us being the judges.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2021 03:54 PM (s2VJv)

225 Posted by: Zek at March 25, 2021 03:51 PM (5RTdG)

On a long train.

Posted by: 4 at March 25, 2021 03:55 PM (KnJdm)

226 217 We'd need judges that cared about Justice.
Might as well wish for fembots and signed, undated pardons for me and several of my angry friends.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 25, 2021 03:53 PM (uxJPn)

======

You want signed, undated pardons.
You'll take letters of the marque.
You'll get an offer for a reverse mortgage signed by Fred Thompson.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 25, 2021 03:55 PM (NWM+b)

227 2018? Why wouldn't Biden have been under SS protection? It was only 2 years since he left office.

Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2021 03:30 PM (cF8AT)

Apparently veeps only get six months' protection after they leave office.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 25, 2021 03:55 PM (Ez6QX)

228 It is part of the cycle of politics that Aristotle nailed over two millennia ago. We are in the decadent phase of the aristocracy now aka oligarchy and like the French Revolution, a financial crisis of a bankrupt government might mean the end of that phase.
Posted by: whig at March 25, 2021 03:49 PM (pO7gM)

Let's try that again.

(pondering how to go long on guillotines)

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at March 25, 2021 03:55 PM (a/dOO)

229 Mike Flynn was bankrupted and spent years fighting to keep himself and his son out of jail because his law firm (which was also corrupt) had filled out some federal forms incorrectly or incompletely (allegedly) -- forms where you're supposed to list your foreign clients (and which Dim politicians never need to file or are routinely allowed to file or correct after-the-fact only after somebody has pointed out that they didn't file or weren't accurate).

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 25, 2021 03:45 PM (k4dH2)
--
How often has the FBI obtained FISA warrants pertaining to the investigation of these paperwork mistakes, to conduct surveillance and to obtain blackmail?

Posted by: Revenant at March 25, 2021 03:55 PM (yngc4)

230 ... I don't see what he actually, in the real world, could have done different.
Posted by: Chuck C at March 25, 2021 03:49 PM (awtm/)
++++
Led an actual coup and seized dictatorial power. That was not what he was there trying to do, though. It was, however, likely the only viable solution to the Deep State obstruction.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 25, 2021 03:55 PM (Jsjd7)

231 1. Libs: Oh, noes, need more gun laws". Pass law forbidding guns.
2. Hand gun murders increase.
3. Libs: Oh, noes, need more gun laws, and we really mean it this time". Pass more anti-gun laws.
4. Hand gun murders increase.
5. Libs: "This can't be. What's wrong with all the knuckle draggers. We need to ban them." Pass anti-knuckle-dragging laws.
6. Knuckle dragging increases.

Posted by: Robert17 at March 25, 2021 03:55 PM (B+Neu)

232 Yields up on the long end, down on the short.

No movement in retail after the first round of so-called "stimulus" checks.

CPI up and inflation is on the move. WTI still pushing $~$60

Posted by: Marcus T, Molon Labe at March 25, 2021 03:55 PM (VpIIl)

233 I bought an old Ford Woody Wagon from him about 12-13 years ago.
Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2021 03:47 PM

How were the trips to Surf City?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 25, 2021 03:55 PM (DMUuz)

234 I find guns all the time. I even accidentally shoot them occasionally.

Posted by: Garcia Zarate at March 25, 2021 03:55 PM (2DOZq)

235 53 I'd love to hear Dan Bongino discuss this.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 25, 2021 03:31 PM (ptqGC)

I would too. I don't think he will, because he doesn't want to throw any of his former colleagues under the bus.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 25, 2021 03:55 PM (hKTv8)

236 JJ Sefton, I wonder about the outtakes, I would suspect Penn and Teller have probably even more disgusting ones on that perhaps from people that thought better of it later.

Posted by: whig at March 25, 2021 03:55 PM (pO7gM)

237 Official SS corruption wouldn't surprise ... but I also wouldn't be surprised if Biden family employed ex-SS agents as private security and/or fixers of the type that would (on the orders of Joe) pretend to be active SS agents to coverup Hunter Biden crimes if they could.

Posted by: The Ghost of Pandemic Present at March 25, 2021 03:55 PM (dYe5S)

238 We'd need judges that cared about Justice.
Might as well wish for fembots and signed, undated pardons for me and several of my angry friends.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 25, 2021 03:53 PM (uxJPn)

======

You want signed, undated pardons.
You'll take letters of the marque.
You'll get an offer for a reverse mortgage signed by Fred Thompson.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 25, 2021 03:55 PM (NWM+b)

I'll take it!
I liked Fred, met him once too, when he was running.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 25, 2021 03:55 PM (uxJPn)

239 229 How often has the FBI obtained FISA warrants pertaining to the investigation of these paperwork mistakes, to conduct surveillance and to obtain blackmail?
Posted by: Revenant at March 25, 2021 03:55 PM (yngc4)

==========

"That sounds like a difficult question that would require a lot of work to figure out. I'm going to troll Twitter for 20 minutes instead."
-Modern journalist

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 25, 2021 03:56 PM (NWM+b)

240 All above board! On my word as....as....as....that guy!

Posted by: Preznit Joe Biden at March 25, 2021 03:56 PM (hlKab)

241 According to the MSM, the press conference was a tour de force, and we even had commenters here who said the group was being too hard on old Joe. I give it two thumbs up! /s

Posted by: Only Context at March 25, 2021 03:56 PM (xEIoY)

242 There was a rumor that Melania did not want Trump to run for reelection because winning would result in his early death. One might wonder about SS involvement in the rumor.
The SS has probably been corrupted by the commies, COC, and Big_Gay like everything else in DC.

Posted by: Delurk Ergo Sum at March 25, 2021 03:56 PM (YwPJG)

243 224 217 Be a shame if the plot of the movie "The Star Chamber" ever became a real thing...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2021 03:51 PM (s2VJv)

We'd need judges that cared about Justice.
Might as well wish for fembots and signed, undated pardons for me and several of my angry friends.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 25, 2021 03:53 PM (uxJPn)

I forgot to mention that it would be ordinary folks like us being the judges.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

yeah I was wondering why perps would be in the Star Chamber deliberations

Posted by: x4 at March 25, 2021 03:56 PM (oA+QO)

244 How often has the FBI obtained FISA warrants pertaining to the investigation of these paperwork mistakes, to conduct surveillance and to obtain blackmail?
Posted by: Revenant at March 25, 2021 03:55 PM (yngc4)

NEVER!

Now, about those 'pictures' on your computer and phone...

Posted by: Bob, NSA.. at March 25, 2021 03:57 PM (oHd/0)

245 Be a shame if the plot of the movie "The Star Chamber" ever became a real thing...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2021 03:51 PM (s2VJv)

We'd need judges that cared about Justice.
Might as well wish for fembots and signed, undated pardons for me and several of my angry friends.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 25, 2021 03:53 PM (uxJPn)

I forgot to mention that it would be ordinary folks like us being the judges.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2021 03:54 PM (s2VJv)

I'm back in.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 25, 2021 03:57 PM (uxJPn)

246 I think someone posted this am that VP get SS protection for six months. I agree with whoever posted that the clowns that visited the gun store owner were FBI.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 25, 2021 03:57 PM (YboTE)

247 Let's try that again.

(pondering how to go long on guillotines)
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at March 25, 2021 03:55 PM (a/dOO)
-------------

Table saw, miter saw, small forge, a few hand tools, and, bingo! Build your own!

Seriously, it wouldn't be hard to figure out and build.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 25, 2021 03:57 PM (2SdPm)

248 236 JJ Sefton, I wonder about the outtakes, I would suspect Penn and Teller have probably even more disgusting ones on that perhaps from people that thought better of it later.
Posted by: whig at March 25, 2021 03:55 PM (pO7gM)

The movie went on 30-40 minutes too long. By that time I was queasy and going "no mas, no mas."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2021 03:57 PM (s2VJv)

249 245 I'm back in.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 25, 2021 03:57 PM (uxJPn)

========

If he's in, I'm in.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 25, 2021 03:57 PM (NWM+b)

250 The presser was a joke. Pre-picked hacks, and he was reading off a script for answers (so obviously organic). At one point, he just wandered away from the podium then circled back.

Posted by: pahound at March 25, 2021 03:57 PM (KIWeW)

251 Why is the SS helping Hunter? Trump was POTUS at the time.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 25, 2021 03:57 PM (2BZBZ)

252 I'm back in.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 25, 2021 03:57 PM (uxJPn)

========

If he's in, I'm in.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 25, 2021 03:57 PM (NWM+b)

:fistbump:
https://youtu.be/hf_7xAX_fBE

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 25, 2021 03:58 PM (uxJPn)

253 Y'know, if the Gun Store Owner had a video recording of the Secret Service visit, it would be proof that they were there, and might possibly even facilitate I.D.ing the Agents themselves.

And THEN, let's see what the Secret Service Spokesliar has to say about things.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 25, 2021 03:58 PM (QzJWU)

254 Let's try that again.

(pondering how to go long on guillotines)
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at March 25, 2021 03:55 PM (a/dOO)
-------------

Table saw, miter saw, small forge, a few hand tools, and, bingo! Build your own!

Seriously, it wouldn't be hard to figure out and build.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 25, 2021 03:57 PM (2SdPm)

Look up Johann Reichart.

Posted by: Garcia Zarate at March 25, 2021 03:58 PM (2DOZq)

255 The SS has probably been corrupted by the commies, COC, and Big_Gay like everything else in DC.

The Secret Service is a large bureaucracy. Of course its moved Left - thats what bureaucracies do.

Posted by: Night Moves at March 25, 2021 03:58 PM (EeUIW)

256
So when is, Storm The Capital video game coming out?

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 25, 2021 03:49 PM

as soon as they finish up the Kyle Rittenhouse's ProSkater release

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 25, 2021 03:58 PM (7Ub3d)

257 Trump on Laura Ingraham tonight at 10. Can't wait for his take on Wandering Senile Joe

Posted by: Marcus T, Molon Labe at March 25, 2021 03:59 PM (VpIIl)

258 His wife is pretty hot.

Her little sister is even hotter.

I see them all the time.
Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2021 03:38 PM (N4bnY)

I didn't think we were doing haiku anymore.

Posted by: ... at March 25, 2021 03:59 PM (mcwa3)

259 Wow.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 25, 2021 03:59 PM (F9sAQ)

260 Why is the SS helping Hunter? Trump was POTUS at the time.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 25, 2021 03:57 PM (2BZBZ)
-------------

Really?

Posted by: CCP at March 25, 2021 03:59 PM (2SdPm)

261 I think someone posted this am that VP get SS protection for six months. I agree with whoever posted that the clowns that visited the gun store owner were FBI.
Posted by: Jen the original at March 25, 2021 03:57 PM (YboTE)
++++
It doesn't particularly matter which particular corrupt arm of the putrid morass of the government had their boots on the ground. There is not a single trustworthy person in the government. Which three letters they have written on the waistbands of their underpants is less relevant than ever.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 25, 2021 03:59 PM (Jsjd7)

262 Word was the SS well respected DJT, he treated them like gentleman .

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2021 03:59 PM (Cxk7w)

263 So, serious question. What can we do about this? What can we do when we have a ruling class that is brazen about its double-standards and privileges that we are denied? That equal protection under the law is a laughable concept and that corrupt officials from both parties routinely flout?
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at March 25, 2021 03:48 PM (a/dOO)

----------------

It's the media's fault. When we had a functioning press the ruling and political classes were afraid of the people. Now that the media have switched sides and are comforting the comfortable and afflicting us the afflicted we have nobody.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at March 25, 2021 03:59 PM (hpVf/)

264 245 I'm back in.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 25, 2021 03:57 PM (uxJPn)

I mean, I am a pacifist by nature with an almost Quaker like belief in the sanctity of human life and an aversion to violence. So if, say, Hawk Newsom or Tamika Mallory found their homes torched or wound up in traction with multiple broken bones, that would be unacceptable to me. Even if it did tend to, as they say, "focus the mind."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2021 04:00 PM (s2VJv)

265 I find guns all the time. I make sure to look down the barrel to see if they're loaded.

Posted by: Joe Biden with a steel plate in his head at March 25, 2021 04:00 PM (v0R5T)

266 Table saw, miter saw, small forge, a few hand tools, and, bingo! Build your own!

Seriously, it wouldn't be hard to figure out and build.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 25, 2021 03:57 PM (2SdPm)

bandsaws are ur friend

Posted by: REDACTED at March 25, 2021 04:00 PM (6iURM)

267 >>How were the trips to Surf City?

It was a pretty nice one. I fixed a few things, put the correct bench back in it with new cover and sold it for $18k more than I paid for it the week earlier.

Probably could have gotten more as I had a list of 20+ guys who offered more after I had accepted the 1st guy's offer.

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2021 04:00 PM (N4bnY)

268 I find guns all the time. I suck the barrel.

Posted by: Kamala at March 25, 2021 04:00 PM (VpIIl)

269 266
bandsaws are ur friend
Posted by: REDACTED at March 25, 2021 04:00 PM (6iURM)

Bridgeport mill and lathe.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2021 04:01 PM (s2VJv)

270 If it was the first time or the only aspect of Gruesome's degenerate self I'd be inclined to agree. Thing is Gruesome is taking hits on a number of fronts and this is another reminder of his previous escapades.

He's arrogant beyond belief and I'm fairly certain that a number of Democrats want him gone. That statistic of something like 20% of recall signers being Democrats isn't wrong. I collected about fifty signatures for his recall and a number of them were Democrats or Democrat at least inclined.

I think he's probably done. We'll end up getting another Democrat to replace him but his governorship is crippled as are his national ambitions.

Posted by: Space Aliens Shit my Pants at March 25, 2021 04:01 PM (BRpqW)

271 228 va so con.
Pinochet preferred helicopter rides, Khmer Rouge preferred fun reeducation death camps in the rice paddies for the enemies of the people. The Romanians settled for firing squads as did the Italians.
Revolutions are never very pretty things in their details. Even the American one--one of the worst places for atrocities was in South Carolina. The second was the British prison ships in NYC. But POW camps at Andersonville or its northern counterparts were not nice either.

The major moral question in all of these endings of regimes is if the bloodletting of elites stops a wider civil war that has even more deaths among the civilians.

Posted by: whig at March 25, 2021 04:01 PM (pO7gM)

272 Knowing what a sex and drug depraved lunatic Hunter is, there's no way Hallie thought he was going to kill himself.

She told the cops that because the truth, that the gun was a sex toy, would be too crazy even for the Biden family.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 25, 2021 04:01 PM (Xxk4H)

273 What an embarrassment Bi-Den is

Posted by: Marcus T, Molon Labe at March 25, 2021 04:01 PM (VpIIl)

274 What's the bog deal? Doesn't everybody get rid of their guns by dumping them in grocery store trash cans?

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at March 25, 2021 04:01 PM (hlKab)

275 "how many times we gotta write this on the board? Some animals are more equal than others!"
--The Pigs

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2021 04:01 PM (KZzsI)

276 Just saw in a bargain store some Joey Bidet book called "Promise Me, Dad" for $2.99

Garbage book for a garbage human.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 25, 2021 04:02 PM (F9sAQ)

277 Pretty sure the new Capitol fence, surrounded by NG shows the "people's house" is not welcoming visitors.

Posted by: pahound at March 25, 2021 04:02 PM (KIWeW)

278 We have to teach our children in everyday serious ways to be skilled like spy just to avoid sexverts.

We teach our children in still similar ways of Spartian s;awn.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 25, 2021 04:02 PM (ruftb)

279 In local news, a 22 year-old woman was street racing when she crashed into and killed another woman. She was charged with murder and posted $175K bond, then immediately jumped onto Facebook to decry the unfairness of it all.

http://bitly.ws/ckVt

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 25, 2021 04:02 PM (sWM8x)

280 Praetorian Guard indeed.

In Ancient Rome, it was the Praetorian Guard that chose the Emperor.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 25, 2021 04:02 PM (2BZBZ)

281 https://www.facebook.com/guillotinethebourgeoisie1917/

Posted by: Robert17 at March 25, 2021 04:03 PM (B+Neu)

282 @max boot
The dominant narrative from the right wing industrial complex is that Biden is senile and being manipulated by shadowy leftists.

It's a charge so crazy it doesn't deserve refutation. But Biden's crisp press conference shows he is fully in command of the issues.

Crisp press conference? I'm really starting to buy into the whole chemtrail thing. That, or these people are consuming 98% of the meth manufactured in the US. Because 98% of the comments are swooning over Biden's performance thus far.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 25, 2021 04:03 PM (46GDR)

283 The Praetorian Guard would also dispose of the Emperor.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 25, 2021 04:03 PM (F9sAQ)

284 >>a 22 year-old woman was street racing

In better years, the only thing she would have damaged would have been in her own kitchen.

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2021 04:03 PM (N4bnY)

285 Perhaps we should encourage our elected officials to create a real life version of The Lottery. All federal elected officials have to enter. But the end result would be like the Pharoahs. The families and chief staffers would be included. At least it would resolve the issue of multi-generational crime families and some of the swamp apparatus.

Sure most of the time, it would be a first-term Congresscritter from an ignored district, but every once in a while, it could be spectacular.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at March 25, 2021 04:04 PM (a/dOO)

286 From the 'You can't make this shit up' file....

@Catholic4Choice

Mary mother of Christ had a choice in conceiving him.

If Mary had a choice, you should too!

Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2021 04:04 PM (cF8AT)

287 Bridgeport mill and lathe.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2021 04:01 PM (s2VJv)

Slotted stocks, and a harbor Freight Chainsaw.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 25, 2021 04:04 PM (mzC78)

288 Ladies and gentlemen, The Babylon Bee : "15-Year-Old Boys' Soccer Team Demands Equal Pay For Beating U.S. Women's Team."

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 25, 2021 04:04 PM (SqqqT)

289 Why is the SS helping Hunter? Trump was POTUS at the time.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 25, 2021 03:57 PM (2BZBZ)

You know why

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 25, 2021 04:04 PM (uxJPn)

290 248 JJ,
A sewage treatment plant tour is interesting for about 15-20 minutes, after that, overkill so I can get where you are coming from.

I have found that comedians usually have some great sorror in their life or are malicious nasty sociopaths. I thought the small movie gem, The Tall Guy, did a pretty good job of highlighting the second type.

Posted by: whig at March 25, 2021 04:04 PM (pO7gM)

291 Crisp press conference? I'm really starting to buy into the whole chemtrail thing. That, or these people are consuming 98% of the meth manufactured in the US. Because 98% of the comments are swooning over Biden's performance thus far.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 25, 2021 04:03 PM (46GDR)
++++
They're *lying,* Clutch. They're lying.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 25, 2021 04:05 PM (Jsjd7)

292 Crisp press conference? I'm really starting to buy into the whole chemtrail thing. That, or these people are consuming 98% of the meth manufactured in the US. Because 98% of the comments are swooning over Biden's performance thus far.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 25, 2021 04:03 PM (46GDR)
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If the usual suspects are reporting on the wonderfulness of the Biden Press Conference, then, the Horde take is correct one.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 25, 2021 04:05 PM (2SdPm)

293 So.
All the way back in 2018 they knew they'd have to cover for Hunter Biden.
Interesting.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 25, 2021 04:05 PM (axyOa)

294 Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 25, 2021 04:03 PM (46GDR)

Maybe by "crisp" he means the pages comprising Biden's script today?

Posted by: Thrawn at March 25, 2021 04:05 PM (I9kJ1)

295 288 Ladies and gentlemen, The Babylon Bee : "15-Year-Old Boys' Soccer Team Demands Equal Pay For Beating U.S. Women's Team."
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 25, 2021 04:04 PM (SqqqT)

ohhhhh.... snap

Maybe they should just declare themselves female, and join the league! Insta pay day.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 25, 2021 04:05 PM (oHd/0)

296 @Catholic4Choice

Mary mother of Christ had a choice in conceiving him.

If Mary had a choice, you should too!
Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2021 04:04 PM (cF8AT)
++++
Good grief. I'm not even a Catholic and I feel sick.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 25, 2021 04:06 PM (Jsjd7)

297 Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2021 04:04 PM (cF8AT)

All I can say is "huh?"

Posted by: ... at March 25, 2021 04:06 PM (mcwa3)

298 >>All the way back in 2018 they knew they'd have to cover for Hunter Biden.
Interesting.

The wheels are in motion, Babu!

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2021 04:06 PM (N4bnY)

299 282 clutch, the Left is Stalinist, you can never be the first one to stop clapping unless you want the herd to exterminate you as an enemy to the people.

Posted by: whig at March 25, 2021 04:06 PM (pO7gM)

300 296 @Catholic4Choice

Mary mother of Christ had a choice in conceiving him.

If Mary had a choice, you should too!
Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2021 04:04 PM (cF8AT)

============

So...what? I bet the pope wrote that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 25, 2021 04:06 PM (NWM+b)

301 Joe Biden has never given a crisp press conference or speech in his life. He certainly didn't start now.

Posted by: Garcia Zarate at March 25, 2021 04:06 PM (2DOZq)

302 286 From the 'You can't make this shit up' file....

@Catholic4Choice

Mary mother of Christ had a choice in conceiving him.

If Mary had a choice, you should too!

Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2021 04:04 PM (cF8AT)

She faithfully chose Grace and not to go to Hell for all eternity. She chose wisely.

Posted by: Roy at March 25, 2021 04:06 PM (Ti+Tv)

303 All the way back in 2018 they knew they'd have to cover for Hunter Biden.
Interesting.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 25, 2021 04:05 PM (axyOa)

Innit though?

Posted by: ... at March 25, 2021 04:06 PM (mcwa3)

304 if you can only have floor tool in your shop

make it a bandsaw

Posted by: REDACTED at March 25, 2021 04:07 PM (6iURM)

305 Mary chose to say yes to bearing a child.

She never chose to abort once she conceived.

Trust the Devil's disciples to lie.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 25, 2021 04:07 PM (F9sAQ)

306 They're *lying,* Clutch. They're lying.

Yeah its Emperor's New Clothes all the way down.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2021 04:07 PM (KZzsI)

307 When Christ comes back, he's gonna be PISSED.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 25, 2021 04:07 PM (W2Pud)

308 Best reply on the CatholicsforChoice tweet...

@ZaidJilani 34m

Replying to
@Catholic4Choice

I know as Muslims we have only a tangential understanding of this story but I'm not sure this is how it went

Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2021 04:07 PM (cF8AT)

309 Just saw in a bargain store some Joey Bidet book called "Promise Me, Dad" for $2.99

Garbage book for a garbage human.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 25, 2021 04:02 PM (F9sAQ)
........

Belongs in the trash next to the gun.

Posted by: wth at March 25, 2021 04:07 PM (v0R5T)

310 @Catholic4Choice

Mary mother of Christ had a choice in conceiving him.

If Mary had a choice, you should too!

Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2021 04:04 PM (cF8AT)
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Okay, and my long expect blasphemy trifecta has happened.

First, Nadler said, "God has no business in the House" then, that twitdiot compared Joe falling up the stairs to Jesus falling under his cross, and, now, this.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 25, 2021 04:07 PM (2SdPm)

311 Off one of the most miscarriage of justice cases of all time sock.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 25, 2021 04:07 PM (2DOZq)

312 Cut congress-critter pay to toothpaste money, move them into a condo-barracks, term limits, no pension, thank them for their service when done, no lobbiest gigs (if they do, prison).

Posted by: Robert17 at March 25, 2021 04:08 PM (B+Neu)

313 if you can only have floor tool in your shop

make it a bandsaw
Posted by: REDACTED at March 25, 2021 04:07 PM (6iURM)

Couple weeks ago, I got a 1950's vintage Craftsman bandsaw at a yard sale for $25.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 25, 2021 04:08 PM (mzC78)

314 how did Joe Biden's 26 year old dad get out serving in WW2?

my 35 year old grandfather enlisted.

Posted by: x4 at March 25, 2021 04:08 PM (oA+QO)

315
Another headline at Politico.

Biden: US and China Locked in Struggle for Global Incontinence.

I think we're winning!

Maybe I need to update my eyeglass prescription.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 25, 2021 04:09 PM (l6xiD)

316 Hm. 68 years from the when the Praetorians first formed to when they first merked an Emperor...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 25, 2021 04:09 PM (uxJPn)

317 3-6- month futures vs VIX running ~20% above historical averages. Not good. I called 12-18 months. Somone is thinking sooner...

Posted by: Marcus T, Molon Labe at March 25, 2021 04:10 PM (VpIIl)

318 The Biden family is like a colony of mushrooms.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 25, 2021 04:10 PM (03n3v)

319 I know most of them are very old, but what a coincidence that so many 70 y/o celebs have died in the past 90 days... It's almost as if their weak bodies didn't react well to this experiment mRNA based vaccines... We know Hank Aaron got his shot on local Atlanta TV

Posted by: George Burns at March 25, 2021 04:10 PM (BDQo0)

320 I don't know, Joe looked pretty crispy to me.

Posted by: wth at March 25, 2021 04:10 PM (v0R5T)

321 Re: Max Boot and Biden's "crisp" press conference: many people don't want to be told the truth -- they want to be lied to and are happy to consume the lies.

For these, getting rid of OrangeManBad was important because they wanted their propaganda news to start telling them "good news" again -- like during the Obama years -- instead of all the terrible, awful, no-good, mean stuff about the Bad Orange Man every day.

They got what they wanted. Now they get to hear about Biden's "crisp" press conferences -- isn't that so much better than what they heard about the Bad Orange Man?

Posted by: Revenant at March 25, 2021 04:11 PM (yngc4)

322 The press really thinks it's going to end differently this time. Guess the "History of Journalists in Revolutions" isn't a required course.

Posted by: Only Context at March 25, 2021 04:11 PM (xEIoY)

323 Space alien,
"I think he's probably done. We'll end up getting another Democrat to replace him but his governorship is crippled as are his national ambitions."

In one party states, the party will split into factions. Newsom is now at the mercy of factions in his own party which is a more brutal struggle than of his GOP opponents. My guess is that identity politicians in his own party want the governor's job for grift and power.

Posted by: whig at March 25, 2021 04:11 PM (pO7gM)

324 Crispy like a potato chip?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 25, 2021 04:11 PM (F9sAQ)

325 Couple weeks ago, I got a 1950's vintage Craftsman bandsaw at a yard sale for $25.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 25, 2021 04:08 PM (mzC7

--------------

Some of my favorite videos are restoration of classic power tools. Jointer restoration being one of them.

Though, I think if I restored one of the classic jointers, I'd try replace the knives with a spiral cut head.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 25, 2021 04:12 PM (2SdPm)

326 Mary mother of Christ had a choice in conceiving him.

If Mary had a choice, you should too!

Wut?

An angel showed up and said, "guess what, chickadee?"

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 25, 2021 04:12 PM (H5knJ)

327 "Hunter responded 'no' to a question on the transaction record that asks, 'Are you an unlawful user of, or addicted to, marijuana or any depressant, stimulant, narcotic drug, or any other controlled substance?'"

At the moment I had the pen in my hand and was writing the letters 'n' and 'o', I wasn't addicted to or using any medications or drugs. As soon as I left the store, though, I went and got high.

So, I wasn't lying. I was technically clean for about five seconds.

Posted by: Hunter Bidenesque at March 25, 2021 04:12 PM (aXxgO)

328 Couple weeks ago, I got a 1950's vintage Craftsman bandsaw at a yard sale for $25.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 25, 2021 04:08 PM (mzC7

nice !!

in my Dallas shop, like 30 years ago

I had a 36 inch Oliver

needed an 8 ft ladder to swap blades

so smooth, it never walked a MM

Posted by: REDACTED at March 25, 2021 04:12 PM (6iURM)

329 #315 The Yellow Tide is overwhelming China Joe!

Posted by: andycanuck at March 25, 2021 04:12 PM (iDvKn)

330 >>> @Catholic4Choice
Mary mother of Christ had a choice in conceiving him. If Mary had a choice, you should too!
Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2021 04:04 PM (cF8AT)

You know, God also has a choice.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 25, 2021 04:12 PM (+gFOr)

331 Leave the gun take the half eaten cannoli.

Posted by: Hallie at March 25, 2021 04:12 PM (2DOZq)

332 Crisp like a wet spaghetti

Posted by: ... at March 25, 2021 04:12 PM (mcwa3)

333 Crisp. Like his brain. When he wasn't lying and being divisive, he was wandering, babbling incoherently or talking to his notes

Posted by: Marcus T, Molon Labe at March 25, 2021 04:13 PM (VpIIl)

334 In local news, a 22 year-old woman was street racing when she crashed into and killed another woman. She was charged with murder and posted $175K bond, then immediately jumped onto Facebook to decry the unfairness of it all.

http://bitly.ws/ckVt
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 25, 2021 04:02 PM

Unfortunately for my blood pressure, I read the story.
She was issued bond even though she was already awaiting trial on a first-degree domestic violence charge from earlier this year and a burglary charge from last year, and was out on bond on both of those.

Posted by: Chuck C at March 25, 2021 04:13 PM (awtm/)

335 A friend just texted me from the UK after watching Bi-Den. He said three words, "you're fucked mate"

Posted by: Marcus T, Molon Labe at March 25, 2021 04:13 PM (VpIIl)

336 Bandsaws demand respect.

Always be one your game if you are playing with one.

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2021 04:13 PM (N4bnY)

337 Man; That is a really stupid analogy the CatholicsforChoice are making.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 25, 2021 04:14 PM (VP4Cd)

338 302 286 From the 'You can't make this shit up' file....

@Catholic4Choice
Mary mother of Christ had a choice in conceiving him.
If Mary had a choice, you should too!
Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2021 04:04 PM (cF8AT)

She faithfully chose Grace and not to go to Hell for all eternity. She chose wisely.
Posted by: Roy at March 25, 2021 04:06 PM (Ti+Tv)

Truly we all have a choice between heaven and hell.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at March 25, 2021 04:14 PM (Zm+LZ)

339 Was looking for transcript of the press conference, not watered down, cleaned up, he ment to say crap, just accurate words spoken but can't find it.
Did see lots of wrap up he is taking total credit for Covid vaccines and saving children crossings border.

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2021 04:14 PM (Cxk7w)

340 Posted by: banana Dream at March 25, 2021 04:12 PM (+gFOr)
++++
Am I the only one who thinks we're in the midst of a flood? 'Cause I kinda think we're in the midst of a flood.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 25, 2021 04:15 PM (Jsjd7)

341 Crisp, like a kid after the lidsmoke.

Posted by: wth at March 25, 2021 04:15 PM (v0R5T)

342 Some of my favorite videos are restoration of classic power tools. Jointer restoration being one of them.

Though, I think if I restored one of the classic jointers, I'd try replace the knives with a spiral cut head.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 25, 2021 04:12 PM (2SdPm)

when I was like 15, I bought a square headed jointer for 10 bucks

the most dangerous tool of all time

Posted by: REDACTED at March 25, 2021 04:15 PM (6iURM)

343 317 Marcus T, perhaps whispers of a foreign crisis affecting the economy? I am also seeing some reports out of Israel about the death rate and serious injury from COVID climbing despite the vaccination program.

There is worry that the new mRNA vaccines may actually be creating super spreaders and a much stronger mutation of Covid (see Marek's disease in chickens and 'hot vaccine' problem.) pbs link to Marek's problem and vaccines https://tinyurl.com/4299au4a

Posted by: whig at March 25, 2021 04:15 PM (pO7gM)

344 Bandsaws demand respect.

Yeah, I can have fingers or a bandsaw.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 25, 2021 04:15 PM (H5knJ)

345 Catholic 4 Choice has a choice not to be Catholic. I really don't think these people grasp that end of life performance review coming up.

Posted by: Only Context at March 25, 2021 04:15 PM (xEIoY)

346 >>A friend just texted me from the UK after watching Bi-Den. He said three words, "you're fucked mate"

Tell him we said, 'Take a piss.'

Also.

'Let's do.'.

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2021 04:15 PM (5CMcV)

347 Fried not crisp.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 25, 2021 04:15 PM (iDvKn)

348
"[Biden] also left credit cards, a driver's license, a Delaware Attorney General's badge, and a US Secret Service business card in the car... in addition to a "small white and brown pipe about 3-4 inches long" and a "a small ziploc bag containing a white, powdery substance..." Fingerprints were not found on the pipe, which officials determined was used to smoke cocaine.

Prescott Police Department officials were unable to reach Hunter Biden and, after an investigation, declined to prosecute.

--------

Anyone sensing a pattern, yet?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 25, 2021 04:16 PM (Uh2oA)

349 I'll bet Barr and Durham could get to the bottom of this. I hope the GOP regains the Executive so that Justice can prevail.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Ashli Babbitt at March 25, 2021 04:16 PM (aXxgO)

350 I liked the gun control/rising oceans, we need to pave the roads=3 trillion dollars answer. Chris Wallace seemed unimpressed.

Posted by: pahound at March 25, 2021 04:16 PM (KIWeW)

351 the most dangerous tool of all time
Posted by: REDACTED at March 25, 2021 04:15 PM (6iURM)
----------------

Yeah, I've read stories about jointers throwing their knives and taking fingers in the process.

But, hard to beat for squaring up lumber.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 25, 2021 04:17 PM (2SdPm)

352 The Biden family is like a colony of mushrooms.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 25, 2021 04:10 PM (03n3v)

I'm thinking something more akin to an algae bloom.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 25, 2021 04:17 PM (46GDR)

353 Food fight!

@JRubinBlogger
Yamiche makes the statement unproven that his words set off the surge. This is factually wrong.

@Yamiche 48m
Replying to
@JRubinBlogger

Perhaps you haven't interviewed migrants & asked them this Q, but reporting bears out what I said which is that some migrants are coming because of the perception that Pres Biden is more humane & is allowing unaccompanied minors to stay. So unfortunately, you're factually wrong.

Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2021 04:17 PM (cF8AT)

354 349 Just a reminder, we have a legal system, not a Justice system.

Posted by: whig at March 25, 2021 04:17 PM (pO7gM)

355 How many questions about Cuomo did drizzleshit have to field?

Posted by: ... at March 25, 2021 04:17 PM (mcwa3)

356 "But understand this, that in the last days there will come times of difficulty. For people will be lovers of self, lovers of money, proud, arrogant, abusive, disobedient to their parents, ungrateful, unholy, heartless, unappeasable, slanderous, without self-control, brutal, not loving good, treacherous, reckless, swollen with conceit, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God, having the appearance of godliness, but denying its power. Avoid such people."
--Paul's admonition to Timothy

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2021 04:17 PM (KZzsI)

357 I thought for sure that vein next to his left eye was gonna blow.

Posted by: wth at March 25, 2021 04:17 PM (v0R5T)

358 The Biden family is like a colony of mushrooms.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 25, 2021 04:10 PM (03n3v)

Hunter is certainly a fun guy.

Posted by: ... at March 25, 2021 04:18 PM (mcwa3)

359 Posted by: Chuck C at March 25, 2021 04:13 PM (awtm/)
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Did you watch the poor child's video? I could understand about 5% of it.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 25, 2021 04:18 PM (sWM8x)

360 356, CRT, I did not know that Paul ever attended a GOP National Convention.

Posted by: whig at March 25, 2021 04:18 PM (pO7gM)

361 I have a funny industrial bandsaw anecdote. On second thought, I don't think I'll share it.

Posted by: kraken at March 25, 2021 04:19 PM (bCLt0)

362 I'll bet Barr and Durham could get to the bottom of this. I hope the GOP regains the Executive so that Justice can prevail.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Ashli Babbitt at March 25, 2021 04:16 PM (aXxgO)
.......

Don't forget to Send Money.

Posted by: wth at March 25, 2021 04:19 PM (v0R5T)

363 272 Knowing what a sex and drug depraved lunatic Hunter is, there's no way Hallie thought he was going to kill himself.
______________

There was a story a few weeks back about how Hunter was not only f*cking Hallie, but he was also doing her sister at the same time.

There were screen grabs of texts from Hunter's and the sister-in-law's phones, where she's asking him for money to live on (her husband had thrown her out) and Hunter's telling her he has just deposited money into her bank account (I'd be curious to know just how big a stash of Biden Crime Family money that Hunter was controlling, because it seems to have been a helluva lot).

Maybe when Hallie found out about Hunter screwing (and paying thousands or tens of thousands of dollars, or whatever) to her sister, she got mad and Hunter made up the suicide b.s. as a way to get her off his back?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 25, 2021 04:19 PM (k4dH2)

364 Biden getting elected, his son being protected, the election being stolen.

This was and is an out and out coup d'etat

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 25, 2021 04:19 PM (85Gof)

365 335 A friend just texted me from the UK after watching Bi-Den. He said three words, "you're fucked mate"
Posted by: Marcus T, Molon Labe at March 25, 2021 04:13 PM (VpIIl)

==========

Jen Rubin said otherwise.

Who you gonna believe?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 25, 2021 04:20 PM (NWM+b)

366 Food fight!

Well they're struggling over the right narrative on how to shape this: is it not really a crisis and we should ignore it, or is it a crisis that we blame Trump for somehow?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2021 04:20 PM (KZzsI)

367 @Breaking911 1m

JUST IN: City of Oakland to give families making under $59,000 a year a $500 check each month, with no rules on how they spend it

Low-income families that are white are excluded from the program

Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2021 04:20 PM (cF8AT)

368 nood, quick takes.

Posted by: whig at March 25, 2021 04:21 PM (pO7gM)

369 In local news, a 22 year-old woman was street racing when she crashed into and killed another woman. She was charged with murder and posted $175K bond, then immediately jumped onto Facebook to decry the unfairness of it all.

http://bitly.ws/ckVt
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 25, 2021 04:02 PM

Carmesia. I knew before I even looked.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2021 04:21 PM (OWGEE)

370 CRT, I did not know that Paul ever attended a GOP National Convention.

I think he'd recognize all of this in the congregation of any modern mainstream church. God have mercy on us

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2021 04:21 PM (KZzsI)

371 >>> Posted by: banana Dream at March 25, 2021 04:12 PM (+gFOr)
++++
Am I the only one who thinks we're in the midst of a flood? 'Cause I kinda think we're in the midst of a flood.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 25, 2021 04:15 PM (Jsjd7)

I said this before but a week ago, I think, our 9yo kid asked my wife if a war has started in the world but no one is telling the kids yet.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 25, 2021 04:21 PM (+gFOr)

372 I have heard that meth and crack makes a person unstable. I think I grasp the Biden problem. That and groping.

Posted by: kraken at March 25, 2021 04:21 PM (bCLt0)

373
Well they're struggling over the right narrative on how to shape this: is it not really a crisis and we should ignore it, or is it a crisis that we blame Trump for somehow?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2021 04:20 PM (KZzsI)

They've been doing two contradictory narratives for everything for quite a while now. I think it's something about creating dissonance in their adherents.

Posted by: ... at March 25, 2021 04:21 PM (mcwa3)

374 Red tide>algae bloom>mushrooms

Posted by: Only Context at March 25, 2021 04:21 PM (xEIoY)

375 nood

Posted by: 4 at March 25, 2021 04:21 PM (KnJdm)

376 >>This was and is an out and out coup d'etat

COUP D'ETAT :

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=CJjuVzZQj0U

Posted by: CIRCLE JERKS at March 25, 2021 04:21 PM (u0iVw)

377 JUST IN: City of Oakland to give families making under $59,000 a year a $500 check each month, with no rules on how they spend it

Low-income families that are white are excluded from the program
Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2021 04:20 PM (cF8AT)

Bail bondsmen, rim dealers, and hair extension places rejoice.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2021 04:22 PM (OWGEE)

378 355 How many questions about Cuomo did drizzleshit have to field?

Posted by: ... at March 25, 2021 04:17 PM (mcwa3)

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"Mr. President! Mr. President! Which family is it best to belong to in order to ensure immunity from murder, corruption, and other felonies -- Biden, Clinton, or Cuomo?"

Posted by: ShainS at March 25, 2021 04:22 PM (DlT8P)

379 Perhaps you haven't interviewed migrants & asked them this Q, but reporting bears out what I said which is that some migrants are coming because of the perception that Pres Biden is more humane & is allowing unaccompanied minors to stay. So unfortunately, you're factually wrong.
________________

It's not just the illegal aliens' "perception" that Biden invited them into our country. He did invite them.

In a 2019 interview with NBC, Biden said that he wanted to have a surge of asylum seekers at the border, and that he'd make sure they all got asylum hearings, because "that's who we are."

Jen Rubin is full of shit and factually wrong, as usual.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 25, 2021 04:22 PM (k4dH2)

380 333 Crisp. Like his brain. When he wasn't lying and being divisive, he was wandering, babbling incoherently or talking to his notes

Posted by: Marcus T, Molon Labe at March 25, 2021 04:13 PM (VpIIl)

For now, Joe can get through any press questioning with help from notes and lists to provide current numbers and policy details. Because he's been in politics long enough that he has an innate, Pavlovian, response for almost every topic. Blame Republicans, it's racism, it's for the children, unions built this country, I know foreign policy and you don't, and so on.

Posted by: Gref at March 25, 2021 04:23 PM (AMIL/)

381 190 Just look at these fucks.

https://tinyurl.com/yee6u3x7
Posted by: wth at March 25, 2021 03:49 PM (v0R5T)
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That's the family that put the "fun" in dysfunctional.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at March 25, 2021 04:23 PM (JNTt1)

382 Yeah, I've read stories about jointers throwing their knives and taking fingers in the process.

But, hard to beat for squaring up lumber.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 25, 2021 04:17 PM (2SdPm)

even when set up properly, you can stuff an 8 quarter board in the opening on a square headed jobby
and they were usually the 10, 12, 16 inch sort
so when you cranked them up, they said "death"
I soon sold my for scrap

Posted by: REDACTED at March 25, 2021 04:23 PM (6iURM)

383 JUST IN: City of Oakland to give families making under $59,000 a year a $500 check each month, with no rules on how they spend it

Low-income families that are white are excluded from the program
Posted by: T

the thing is is that not giving thos guys the $ is to their benefit. how funny is it that those bitching about slavery and reparations are grovling for a few dollars.

Posted by: confederatefifth at March 25, 2021 04:23 PM (4Jold)

384 367 @Breaking911 1m

JUST IN: City of Oakland to give families making under $59,000 a year a $500 check each month, with no rules on how they spend it

Low-income families that are white are excluded from the program
Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2021 04:20 PM (cF8AT)

I thought you were kidding about the racial aspect. Fortunately, there's no racism involved in this at all.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2021 04:24 PM (OWGEE)

385
Lying on an ATF 4473 form is 10 years jail time.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS)

Plus, Hallie is apparently guilty of theft when she stole his gun, possibly a felony depending on the value and local gun laws (might have enhancements for theft of a firearm).

And to think that the lace-panty brigade at RNC was pearl-clutching over "Sarah Palin's white trash trailer park family" because Bristol was giving up the nookie without getting a ring first.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 25, 2021 04:24 PM (n+4am)

386 What is shameful is that today is the feast of the Annunciation.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 25, 2021 04:25 PM (2BZBZ)

387 I'm sure the media will cover this story in the presser today!

Posted by: Born Yesterday pj at March 25, 2021 04:25 PM (G1dq6)

388 PJ media- Sundowner compares Republicans trying to protect election integrity, and comes up with " makes Jim Crow look like Jim Eagle"

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2021 04:26 PM (Cxk7w)

389 The white folks got out of Oakland in the 1920s.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 25, 2021 04:26 PM (2BZBZ)

390 even when set up properly, you can stuff an 8 quarter board in the opening on a square headed jobby
and they were usually the 10, 12, 16 inch sort
so when you cranked them up, they said "death"
I soon sold my for scrap

Posted by: REDACTED at March 25, 2021 04:23 PM (6iURM)
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Holy crud!

Yeah, I can see why you sold it.

Speaking of dangerous equipment: I would wonder if anyone has ever got their clothing caught and their arm pulled through a planer, but, I'm sure it's happened, and, no, I don't need to see that.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 25, 2021 04:27 PM (2SdPm)

391 In Hunter's "defense", I think mom tried to take out the entire family; which might f-you up. Biden blamed the "drunk" truck driver ruining his life as well. Guy was never charged, guilt over 2 deaths he had no responsibility for-personal opinion.

Posted by: pahound at March 25, 2021 04:27 PM (KIWeW)

392 Oakland and other Leftists willget around to just taking white people's jobs and give them to minorities.

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2021 04:28 PM (Cxk7w)

393
Yeah, if I were Joe Biden's wife I'd kill myself, for sure. But trying to get the kids too? That's pretty bad. Weird fuckers, all of these people.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 25, 2021 04:29 PM (Uh2oA)

394 I'm thinking Saint Beau was a piece of shit too. his wife, brother, daughter, father, and stepmom are. it would be a miracle if he was clean.
Posted by: x4 at March 25, 2021 03:51 PM (oA+QO)

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His widow certainly observed an abbreviated mourning period befitting someone not much loved.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at March 25, 2021 04:30 PM (hpVf/)

395 389 The white folks got out of Oakland in the 1920s.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 25, 2021 04:26 PM (2BZBZ)

In the flatlands, yes, which look like Zimbabwe, but not up in the Oakland Hills.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2021 04:30 PM (hOiNL)

396 whig: "Just a reminder, we have a legal system, not a Justice system."

Yeah, it's probably good practice to say "Justice", not Justice. And, yeah, Justice or legal system... we have neither. Nation of Man Not Law is the order of the day. Everyone is a criminal except for those of power.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Ashli Babbitt at March 25, 2021 04:31 PM (aXxgO)

397 392 Oakland and other Leftists willget around to just taking white people's jobs and give them to minorities.
Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2021 04:28 PM (Cxk7w)

Again, like Zimbabwe. How did that work out for them? For South Africa?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2021 04:31 PM (hOiNL)

398
Because 98% of the comments are swooning over Biden's performance thus far.
Posted by: clutch cargo

That doesn't surprise you, does it?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 25, 2021 04:39 PM (63Dwl)

399 For you Alex, Susanna Hoffs at home doing a solo Eternal Flame
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NH_z7Hj9G_k

Posted by: whig at March 25, 2021 04:48 PM (pO7gM)

400 I think Chernenko was already dead when the Politburo elected him.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 25, 2021 03:36 PM (yQpMk)

That was AFTER Andropov dropped off, right?
Posted by: JoeF. at March 25, 2021 03:40 PM (HrMC1)

He wasn't dead, but was a placeholder since the internal struggle between Gorby and Romanov had not played out yet, and Cherny was a safe placeholder while they finished it up.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 25, 2021 06:06 PM (eoQWY)

401 Incredible.

Posted by: O ' bama s 3rd term at March 25, 2021 06:21 PM (svJBp)

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