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Angela Merkel Puts Country Into Extreme Lockdown For Easter Week -- Not Even Grocery Stores Are Allowed to be Open April 1 to April 6
How is this fat ugly communist witch still in charge?
.png" width="490" border="0" />German Chancellor Angela Merkel on Tuesday announced a hard five-day lockdown over Easter, as the country battles a sharp rise in new coronavirus infections. Almost all shops will be closed over the Easter period from April 1 to 5, and no more than five people over the age of 14 from two households can gather. Grocery stores would be allowed to open for one day only, on Saturday, April 3. The country's general lockdown measures will also be extended until April 18, Merkel said. Germans have been living under various levels of restrictions since mid-December.I don't know how this is Trump's fault, but it's Trump's fault. Via Instapundit: Leftists are thrilled that covid has shown what absolute gutless obedient slaves people are: "We've seen through the pandemic that we can make radical changes that seemed unthinkable before."
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Lizzy at March 23, 2021 01:05 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: 2021 at March 23, 2021 01:05 PM (XPH0Y)
Right?! Seems like she's beein 'in charge' for decades.
Posted by: Tami at March 23, 2021 01:06 PM (cF8AT)
Anyways, Germans conforming to tyranny is nothing new. Hopefully this provides some lessons to the world.
Posted by: trev006 at March 23, 2021 01:06 PM (I5NXI)
but Stasi going to Stasi. not at all shocked the east german is closing the country during holy week...
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 23, 2021 01:06 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 23, 2021 01:06 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Gaff at March 23, 2021 01:06 PM (jPS2y)
Posted by: Hawkpilot at March 23, 2021 01:07 PM (MNrlu)
Posted by: Mishdog at March 23, 2021 01:07 PM (cqAUI)
Posted by: can of spam at March 23, 2021 01:07 PM (i7Gob)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 23, 2021 01:07 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: Furious George at March 23, 2021 01:08 PM (9vQJW)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2021 01:08 PM (FfKV0)
Posted by: Bot at March 23, 2021 01:08 PM (1dzqn)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 23, 2021 01:08 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: 2020 at March 23, 2021 01:08 PM (XPH0Y)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 23, 2021 01:08 PM (r+sAi)
Why the advanced-date lockdown? Is it some sort of pre-emptive Minority Report type of virus control??
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 23, 2021 01:08 PM (V3r1w)
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 23, 2021 01:08 PM (oHd/0)
No, that would be a terrible thing to advocate.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, for one day only, teaming up with Batman at March 23, 2021 01:08 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 23, 2021 01:08 PM (lgiXo)
that won't contribute to any viral spread or anything, sure
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 23, 2021 01:08 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Archer at March 23, 2021 01:09 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 23, 2021 01:09 PM (JwnzJ)
Oh, hell.
Posted by: Poland at March 23, 2021 01:09 PM (v16oJ)
Or is it not working?
it works like the flu vaccine
which is to say, not really
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 23, 2021 01:09 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: wth at March 23, 2021 01:09 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Joe Mama at March 23, 2021 01:09 PM (GYqYy)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 23, 2021 01:09 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 23, 2021 01:09 PM (ptqGC)
1,500 Days To Slow The Spread...of freedom.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 23, 2021 01:10 PM (V3r1w)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 23, 2021 01:10 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 23, 2021 01:08 PM (V3r1w)
I have asked this question loud and long, IF it's such a fucking emergency that WE MUST SHUT EVERYTHING DOWN why are we waiting? why isn't so much of an emergency that we have to stop right fucking now?
once again, i'll believe it's an emergency when the people telling me it's an emergency start acting like it's an emergency...
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 23, 2021 01:10 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2021 01:10 PM (FfKV0)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 23, 2021 01:10 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Revenant at March 23, 2021 01:10 PM (IPK5J)
LOLOLOLOL.
"Democracy infected by COVID hysteria."
Anybody who says this is woefully ignorant, or deliberately lying.
The EU has virtually nothing whatsoever in common with democracy, or representative government of any kind.
The Community Method isn't remotely democratic at all.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 23, 2021 01:10 PM (Uh2oA)
I understand there was a massive anti-lockdown protest in the UK an there have been a number of them in Germany of late.
Of course, you won't find them in the "media."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 23, 2021 01:10 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 23, 2021 01:11 PM (CjFDo)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 23, 2021 01:11 PM (axyOa)
The Community Method isn't remotely democratic at all.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 23, 2021 01:10 PM (Uh2oA)
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You're telling me that the unelected bureaucracy of the EU has more power than the elected officials?
Egads!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, for one day only, teaming up with Batman at March 23, 2021 01:11 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 23, 2021 01:09 PM (JwnzJ)
only one?
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 23, 2021 01:11 PM (8D42x)
"Jeez, the next thing you know, they'll want everyone to commit suicide."
- - Jim Jones, Marsh Applewhite LLC
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 23, 2021 01:11 PM (s2VJv)
I'm sorry, I mean no disrespect to those who have suffered or died from this disease, but I'm not seeing an amount of death that justifies anything that has happened.
Posted by: jocon307 at March 23, 2021 01:12 PM (HYa+m)
The easiest place to achieve social distancing in Europe is a church.
Posted by: pep at March 23, 2021 01:12 PM (v16oJ)
But the Atlanta spa killings were racist.
Joe looks wiped out. I mean really wiped out.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 23, 2021 01:12 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 23, 2021 01:12 PM (NpAcC)
I'll bet my left nut that if we really investigate, we'll find the Boulder shooter was radicalized by the FBI, antagonized by the FBI, and armed by the FBI.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 23, 2021 01:12 PM (V3r1w)
Of course, you won't find them in the "media."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
The Daily Mail Uk, a notionally right of center newspaper, covered every Extinction Rebellion and BLM 'protest'.
Not one article on the mask protest.
WASF.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 23, 2021 01:12 PM (pAjZN)
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 23, 2021 01:10 PM (8D42x)
Joe Biden just announced a hard lockdown for the week of Fourth of July. Everybody shelter in place!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 23, 2021 01:12 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 23, 2021 01:09 PM (ptqGC)
there's a comment in here i'm too gentlemanly to make...
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 23, 2021 01:12 PM (8D42x)
Merkel has more chins than Chinatown.
Posted by: Joe Mama at March 23, 2021 01:09 PM (GYqYy)
Asian Hate! Asian Hate!
REEEEEEEE!!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at March 23, 2021 01:13 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at March 23, 2021 01:13 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: CN at March 23, 2021 01:13 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: x4 at March 23, 2021 01:13 PM (oA+QO)
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This too was supposed to be the story of Hillary.
Posted by: ShainS at March 23, 2021 01:13 PM (WqPYg)
Making this much more of a WTF move. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at March 23, 2021 01:13 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Kat_man at March 23, 2021 01:13 PM (v48yj)
Posted by: MJ at March 23, 2021 01:13 PM (gAMkn)
There are LDS food storage centers all over the place where you can get long term storage food for pretty close to cost, yes, even if you're not LDS. You can also order online if you're not close to a food storage center.
https://bit.ly/3lHOb0V
Posted by: bonhomme at March 23, 2021 01:13 PM (UW2ZS)
Him taking a header and cracking that noggin open would really ruin Grifters Inc's plans.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2021 01:13 PM (FfKV0)
Posted by: Biden at March 23, 2021 01:14 PM (7G6ZP)
Making this much more of a WTF move. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at March 23, 2021 01:13 PM (bDqIh)
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UNLIMITED POWER!
-unrelated reference to Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, for one day only, teaming up with Batman at March 23, 2021 01:14 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: grammie winger at March 23, 2021 01:14 PM (45fpk)
Every lockdown pushes the goalpost farther and farther away.
Posted by: jwest at March 23, 2021 01:14 PM (/BlEx)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 23, 2021 01:14 PM (ptqGC)
The Community Method isn't remotely democratic at all.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 23, 2021 01:10 PM (Uh2oA)
Absolutely true.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 23, 2021 01:14 PM (YqDXo)
Him taking a header and cracking that noggin open would really ruin Grifters Inc's plans.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2021 01:13 PM (FfKV0)
"There's a bustle in his hedgerow."
- - Page & Plant
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 23, 2021 01:14 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Joe Mama at March 23, 2021 01:09 PM (GYqYy)
Asian Hate! Asian Hate!
REEEEEEEE!!!!
Posted by: Diogenes
And more rolls than a bakery.
Posted by: Joe Mama at March 23, 2021 01:14 PM (GYqYy)
Posted by: Frasier Crane at March 23, 2021 01:14 PM (bNf8H)
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 23, 2021 01:10 PM (8D42x)
Joe Biden just announced a hard lockdown for the week of Fourth of July. Everybody shelter in place!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 23, 2021 01:12 PM (YqDXo)
wouldn't shock me in the least. and i've got even money they blame it on florida and no masks during spring break.
just like last yea... erm, ignore last years results...
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 23, 2021 01:14 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: x4 at March 23, 2021 01:14 PM (oA+QO)
nothing like creating crowds at the grocery store during a pandemic lockdown.
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at March 23, 2021 01:14 PM (v3pYe)
What's going on is the EU is still using the wuhan flu Hoax to reverse Brexit, because they saw how well the flu hoax worked to steal the '20 election.
Expect "new elections" in the UK, and expect the "liberals" to "win."
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 23, 2021 01:14 PM (V3r1w)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 23, 2021 01:14 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: wth at March 23, 2021 01:14 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: blaster at March 23, 2021 01:15 PM (ZfRYq)
-unrelated reference to Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, for one day only, teaming up with Batman at March 23, 2021 01:14 PM (LvTSG)
Revenge of the Shit, per CBD's post on Sunday.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 23, 2021 01:15 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: SFGoth at March 23, 2021 01:15 PM (KAi1n)
You're telling me that the unelected bureaucracy of the EU has more power than the elected officials?
Egads!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, for one day only, teaming up with Batman at Ma
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Well, that's true here as well... but in Europe it's explicitly structured that way. The elected "officials" have almost zero power, by law. They only exist to approve or deny measures introduced by the EC, which has all proposal and enforcement powers. The EP is utterly impotent, and any measure they (ever so rarely) vote down is simply reintroduced in fairer weather and duly approved. The whole fuckin' thing is a joke.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 23, 2021 01:15 PM (Uh2oA)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 23, 2021 01:15 PM (UW2ZS)
Posted by: ... at March 23, 2021 01:15 PM (W8sdV)
Posted by: blaster at March 23, 2021 01:15 PM (ZfRYq)
"Ahem!!!!"
- - The Nation Formerly Known as the USA
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 23, 2021 01:15 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: ShainS at March 23, 2021 01:15 PM (WqPYg)
long term storage food for pretty close to cost, yes, even if you're not
LDS. You can also order online if you're not close to a food storage
center.
Do LDSers have guns? Because in case of a real emergency, they're going to need them.
Posted by: pep at March 23, 2021 01:15 PM (v16oJ)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 23, 2021 01:12 PM (YqDXo)
But if we are very very good, and do exactly as he says, and provide a envelop full of cash, we may, MAY, be allowed to see our families over the Fourth.
But mostly the cash.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 23, 2021 01:16 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: SMOD at March 23, 2021 01:16 PM (3aI0K)
And the fake science totalitarianism potential for "climate" idiocy is exactly the thing that sickened me as far back as last spring, when it became clear science was not involved.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 23, 2021 01:16 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden Is Not My President at March 23, 2021 01:16 PM (qoNQ/)
I know the vaccines are bullshit, but if they have to have a "hard" lockdown doesn't that prove they are garbage?
Posted by: Seems legit at March 23, 2021 01:16 PM (FMoYW)
Posted by: Archer at March 23, 2021 01:16 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 23, 2021 01:16 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Thrawn at March 23, 2021 01:16 PM (scBRb)
Posted by: Corner Stone at March 23, 2021 01:16 PM (LYi+h)
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at March 23, 2021 01:16 PM (uhPTO)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2021 01:17 PM (FfKV0)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden Is Not My President at March 23, 2021 01:16 PM (qoNQ/)
Few Jews left to matter, I guess.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 23, 2021 01:17 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 23, 2021 01:10 PM (8D42x)
Joe Biden just announced a hard lockdown for the week of Fourth of July. Everybody shelter in place!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 23, 2021 01:12 PM (YqDXo)
wouldn't shock me in the least. and i've got even money they blame it on florida and no masks during spring break.
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 23, 2021 01:14 PM (8D42x)
My favorite is the curfews. Everybody knows the virus only comes out after 10 pm. Stay safe, everyone!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 23, 2021 01:17 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: pep at March 23, 2021 01:15 PM (v16oJ)
You're asking if Mormons... have guns?
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 23, 2021 01:17 PM (jOcSX)
_______________
Wholesale slaughter of idiot lefty fascists in this country by outraged citizens once seemed unthinkable.
Now? Not so much.
Be careful what you wish for, lefties.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 23, 2021 01:17 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 23, 2021 01:17 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: ... at March 23, 2021 01:15 PM (W8sdV)
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If it saves just one life, h8r -- it's all worth it!
Posted by: Gov. Fredo "the Elder" Cuomo (NY - CCP) at March 23, 2021 01:17 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: pep at March 23, 2021 01:15 PM (v16oJ)
You're asking if Mormons... have guns?
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 23, 2021 01:17 PM (jOcSX)
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When you think about it, they're just one step away from the caffeine in Diet Coke.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, for one day only, teaming up with Batman at March 23, 2021 01:17 PM (LvTSG)
I thought Sandra Fluke was a super spreader...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 23, 2021 01:18 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: grammie winger at March 23, 2021 01:14 PM (45fpk)
the last time a German staged an attack on Christianity, we got the reformation and all you Protestants...
but this is wholly different. this is her inner commie coming back out. Shame the current pope isn't more like JPII.
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 23, 2021 01:18 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 23, 2021 01:18 PM (xTpJJ)
here in karenfornia, we're finally being allowed to hold in-person church services, but only half the congregation at a time with many seating restrictions. we're also not allowed to sing the hymns, but have to sit and quietly listen as their played on the organs (hymnals have been removed so as not to tempt the unworthy). i don't know whether we're allowed to bob our heads to the rhythm as we listen to the hymns being played, but i suspect not.
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the newsom curtain at March 23, 2021 01:18 PM (sGtp+)
covid19.biglocalnews.org/county-maps/
Click on your (or any) county, then the "fatalities" tab to see just how few deaths have occurred.
For instance, Mecklenburg County (Charlotte) NC: 18 deaths with the COVIDs.
Posted by: Lysenko - Vice President Pence called up the National Guard to enforce the coup at March 23, 2021 01:18 PM (bm04m)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 23, 2021 01:17 PM (O+I8R)
Grossen schmalzenfetgemacht.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 23, 2021 01:18 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: x4 at March 23, 2021 01:18 PM (oA+QO)
Posted by: AZ deplorable isolated at March 23, 2021 01:18 PM (gtatv)
Posted by: Buzzion at March 23, 2021 01:18 PM (KruOO)
Posted by: SFGoth at March 23, 2021 01:15 PM
There is no law anymore. Only elite financial power.
Posted by: trev006 at March 23, 2021 01:18 PM (I5NXI)
**cough**
Posted by: Thirty Years War at March 23, 2021 01:19 PM (v16oJ)
Him taking a header and cracking that noggin open would really ruin Grifters Inc's plans.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2021 01:13 PM (FfKV0)
Right about now he's climbing the stairs to AF1 for a scheduled trip to Cleveland. Unless the schedule has changed or they have found a safer way for Joe to get on (and off!) AF1.
Posted by: Gref at March 23, 2021 01:19 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Lady in Black
Yep. Sitting at a traffic light today, alone in my car, with the windows up. Maskless. A Karen pulls up (mask pulled to her chin), and starts cursing at me through her window.
Summer is going to be lit.
Posted by: Joe Mama at March 23, 2021 01:19 PM (GYqYy)
Posted by: iandeal at March 23, 2021 01:19 PM (diJlr)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, for one day only, teaming up with Batman at March 23, 2021 01:19 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 23, 2021 01:19 PM (1ENjc)
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at March 23, 2021 01:19 PM (6Pqz7)
Posted by: George W. Bush at March 23, 2021 01:20 PM (sWM8x)
I guess you mean April Bowlby, "Kandi"? Well, you could check out the girl who played Charlie's fiancee Chelsea for a while, Jennifer Taylor; and an elfin little blonde who played his brother's office nurse for a few episodes, Kelly Stables.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 23, 2021 01:20 PM (/XOcP)
Posted by: pep at March 23, 2021 01:20 PM (v16oJ)
Welp, guess this one's going right down the memory hole
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at March 23, 2021 01:20 PM (LZ7Gl)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 23, 2021 01:17 PM (jOcSX)
I may not be a fan of their elders, but the Way of the Canaanite is easily the most badass portrayal of Mormons in any medium.
Posted by: trev006 at March 23, 2021 01:20 PM (I5NXI)
but this is wholly different. this is her inner commie coming back out. Shame the current pope isn't more like JPII.
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 23, 2021 01:18 PM (8D42x)
EVERYBODY SAY AMEN!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at March 23, 2021 01:20 PM (axyOa)
But, of course! That is EXACTLY how you fight a rampaging, highly infectious and deadly virus- take a day off!
I'm kidding. The virus is Marxism. That's what's being spread.
Posted by: t-bird at March 23, 2021 01:20 PM (4EIFd)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 23, 2021 01:20 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: wth at March 23, 2021 01:20 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 23, 2021 01:20 PM (pcsoT)
Posted by: ShainS at March 23, 2021 01:20 PM (WqPYg)
It really is. So many church activities the week leading up to Easter Sunday + Easter services.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 23, 2021 01:20 PM (bDqIh)
What I like is that they're trying to make them regional, with folks pretending to have Southern accents.
Serious question:
Are they doing this same thing with regional dialects in urban Baltimore and Compton PSA/advertisements?
Posted by: Lysenko - Vice President Pence called up the National Guard to enforce the coup at March 23, 2021 01:21 PM (bm04m)
@Breaking911 4m
BREAKING: Brother of Boulder shooter tells CNN he suffers from mental illness, was bullied in school for being Muslim & people "made fun of his name"
Posted by: Tami at March 23, 2021 01:21 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 23, 2021 01:21 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2021 01:21 PM (yrol0)
Posted by: Buzzion at March 23, 2021 01:18 PM (KruOO)
Personally, I think that's been the plan all along.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 23, 2021 01:21 PM (Bmy3R)
to sit and quietly listen as their played on the organs (hymnals have
been removed so as not to tempt the unworthy). i don't know whether
we're allowed to bob our heads to the rhythm as we listen to the hymns
being played, but i suspect not.
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the newsom curtain at March 23, 2021 01:18 PM (sGtp+)
When there's a break in the action, start belting out Onward Christian Soldiers.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 23, 2021 01:21 PM (45fpk)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden Is Not My President at March 23, 2021 01:21 PM (qoNQ/)
"What's that sound?"
"President hitting his airplane."
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2021 01:21 PM (FfKV0)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 23, 2021 01:21 PM (UW2ZS)
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the newsom curtain at March 23, 2021 01:18 PM (sGtp+)
My favorite on this one: Governor Sparkle Pony will now allow theme parks to open, but forbid screaming on the rides. (Which presumably will proceed at walking pace.)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 23, 2021 01:22 PM (YqDXo)
@Breaking911 4m
BREAKING: Brother of Boulder shooter tells CNN he suffers from mental illness, was bullied in school for being Muslim & people "made fun of his name"
Posted by: Tami at March 23, 2021 01:21 PM (cF8AT)
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"Stopping him in his duties to Allah for the insults to his name is Islamaphobia writ large."
-CAIR
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, for one day only, teaming up with Batman at March 23, 2021 01:22 PM (LvTSG)
Welp, guess this one's going right down the memory hole
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at March 23, 2021 01:20 PM (LZ7Gl)
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A White Muslim.
Posted by: ShainS at March 23, 2021 01:22 PM (WqPYg)
*waving unopened Diet Coke can around*
Watch out, I'm crazy! I just might do it!
Posted by: bonhomme at March 23, 2021 01:22 PM (UW2ZS)
Posted by: Revenant at March 23, 2021 01:10 PM (IPK5J)
Guess what. A majority of our population, including many on this blog, will obediently wear the masks and put themselves on lockdown.
Posted by: Justsayin' at March 23, 2021 01:22 PM (Fs5vw)
suffers from mental illness, was bullied in school for being Muslim
people "made fun of his name"
Posted by: Tami at March 23, 2021 01:21 PM (cF8AT)
Well there ya go. Justifiable homicide.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 23, 2021 01:22 PM (45fpk)
Posted by: Tami at March 23, 2021
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Well, here's an idea. Why didn't he go to a Moslem country and live among Moslems who wouldn't jeer at him or his name???
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 23, 2021 01:22 PM (/XOcP)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 23, 2021 01:23 PM (Jsjd7)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at March 23, 2021 01:23 PM (HyD8c)
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at March 23, 2021 01:23 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 23, 2021 01:23 PM (r6H4R)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 23, 2021 01:23 PM (axyOa)
BREAKING: Brother of Boulder shooter tells CNN he suffers from mental illness, was bullied in school for being Muslim & people "made fun of his name"
Posted by: Tami at March 23, 2021 01:21 PM (cF8AT)
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Take a number
Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 23, 2021 01:23 PM (1ENjc)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2021 01:23 PM (FfKV0)
She's like the worst Chancellor Germany has ever had, with one exception.
Posted by: Bill from Attainder at March 23, 2021 01:23 PM (N/gDA)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, for one day only, teaming up with Batman at March 23, 2021 01:19 PM (LvTSG)
We NEED commonsense Swedish Model control!
I volunteer to inspect all Swedish Models and test them out.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 23, 2021 01:23 PM (ifmtJ)
*waving unopened Diet Coke can around*
Watch out, I'm crazy! I just might do it!
Posted by: bonhomme at March 23, 2021 01:22 PM (UW2ZS)
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Dum, dum, dum, dum, dum.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, for one day only, teaming up with Batman at March 23, 2021 01:23 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 23, 2021 01:22 PM (YqDXo)
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Isn't it time to ban screaming in the bedroom?
Posted by: ShainS at March 23, 2021 01:23 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 23, 2021 01:23 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at March 23, 2021 01:16 PM (uhPTO)
........
I'll take 10 pounds of seitenwurst and 6 cases of Paulaner.
Posted by: wth at March 23, 2021 01:23 PM (v0R5T)
The DH will kill us ALL.
Posted by: garrett at March 23, 2021 01:23 PM (NC0WI)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 23, 2021 01:10 PM (Uh2oA)
+++
Boy did I piss off a college professor (she was Italian) when she prattled on about how the EU parliament was "the biggest democratic body int he world" and I countered that the "Community Method" made them useless and that the EU structure was undemocratic at its very core.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 23, 2021 01:24 PM (Jsjd7)
Posted by: Tami at March 23, 2021 01:21 PM (cF8AT)
Preach it, brother!
Posted by: Hyman Lipschitz at March 23, 2021 01:24 PM (YqDXo)
Powell and her lawyers were discussing Colorado defamation law and its two part test which includes the reasonable person test whether the statement is a fact or opinion plus whether or not the statements were protected speech.
Posted by: whig at March 23, 2021 01:24 PM (pO7gM)
illness, was bullied in school for being Muslim people "made fun
of his name"
Oh, ffs. People have made fun of my skandi name all my life. Does that mean I can go shoot people?
Posted by: pep at March 23, 2021 01:25 PM (v16oJ)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 23, 2021 01:25 PM (OTzUX)
I volunteer to inspect all Swedish Models and test them out.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 23, 2021 01:23 PM (ifmtJ)
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Elon Musk's next venture will be solar-battery-powered Swedish Models.
Posted by: ShainS at March 23, 2021 01:25 PM (WqPYg)
many on this blog, will obediently wear the masks and put themselves on
lockdown.
Posted by: Justsayin' at March 23, 2021 01:22 PM (Fs5vw)
I definitely took note of a few folks that were EXTREMELY pro-active in telling us all how super duper serious the 'rona was. They went on every thread, spewing the same shit, for weeks at a time.
Posted by: Night Moves at March 23, 2021 01:25 PM (V8uX9)
When there's a break in the action, start belting out Onward Christian Soldiers.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 23, 2021 01:21 PM (45fpk)
Or Freebird
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 23, 2021 01:25 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: DB- just DB at March 23, 2021 01:25 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Tomorrow's headlines at March 23, 2021 01:25 PM (LZ7Gl)
Funny.
We make all sorts of fun of Mormons and Jews and Catholics and Baptists and Zoastrians...
and they never shoot up the place, do they?
Posted by: garrett at March 23, 2021 01:25 PM (NC0WI)
last week i contemplated just belting out the hymn they were playing, but the stake president was there and i didn't want to cause trouble. could get us shut down entirely again.
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at March 23, 2021 01:26 PM (sGtp+)
They've been running the folksy, Southern ads here in the Philly area, too. I'm not sure why.
Posted by: t-bird at March 23, 2021 01:26 PM (1fg6a)
She's like the worst Chancellor Germany has ever had, with one exception.
Posted by: Bill from Attainder at March 23, 2021 01:23 PM (N/gDA)
RazorFist called her "Adolf Ciltler" in one of his more recent videos. I hope I didn't bother the neighbors too much laughing after hearing that.
Posted by: Thrawn at March 23, 2021 01:26 PM (scBRb)
I've been saying this for a long time: the broad expansion of the so-called red flag laws is coming.
Internet comments will be "legally" accepted basis for "judges" to take away your guns.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 23, 2021 01:26 PM (V3r1w)
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the newsom curtain at March 23, 2021 01:18 PM (sGtp+)
My favorite on this one: Governor Sparkle Pony will now allow theme parks to open, but forbid screaming on the rides. (Which presumably will proceed at walking pace.)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 23, 2021 01:22 PM (YqDXo)
Come to Grace Community Church which I've been attending since last July. Normal worship services, no distancing, mask if you want or don't mask... it has allowed me to retain my sanity. God bless John MacArthur....
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 23, 2021 01:26 PM (pcsoT)
I volunteer to inspect all Swedish Models and test them out.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 23, 2021 01:23 PM (ifmtJ)
We need a Bureau of Drugs and Swedish Models.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 23, 2021 01:26 PM (jOcSX)
Lock Down 2: Lock Down Harder
Be looking for Lock Down with a Vengeance this Fall!
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at March 23, 2021 01:26 PM (XeEyo)
EXTREMELY pro-active in telling us all how super duper serious the 'rona
was. They went on every thread, spewing the same shit, for weeks at a
time.
Posted by: Night Moves at March 23, 2021 01:25 PM (V8uX9)
I remember one.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 23, 2021 01:26 PM (45fpk)
Posted by: wth at March 23, 2021 01:20 PM (v0R5T)
damn, now i hav ea new item on th emenu this week.
Spaetzle pan fried with ham, swiss, and a bit of onion. had that a few times while out in bavaria.
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 23, 2021 01:26 PM (8D42x)
Icebacks Need Not Apply
Posted by: garrett at March 23, 2021 01:26 PM (NC0WI)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 23, 2021 01:26 PM (6/LtX)
Posted by: Archer at March 23, 2021 01:26 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 23, 2021 01:24 PM (Jsjd7)
In addition to probably being incorrect. If we're talking purely size, I would guess the parliament of India is probably larger, not that (ahem) size matters.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 23, 2021 01:26 PM (YqDXo)
I'm always confused when people talk about the "elders" of the LDS Church. "Elder" is an office of the Melchizedek Priesthood. Those guys in white shirts and ties and backpacks riding around on bicycles? Those guys are "Elders". Yeah, technically the 12 Apostles and members of the 70 are "Elders", but we don't typically call them that.
I mean, I assume you're talking about the 12 Apostles. Maybe that's wrong. Maybe you ARE talking about the 20 year olds.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 23, 2021 01:27 PM (UW2ZS)
Also, I don't give a fuck if this psycho muslim had his feelings hurt.
Posted by: Seems legit at March 23, 2021 01:27 PM (FMoYW)
Maybe you should have changed your name to Richard, dick.
Posted by: t-bird at March 23, 2021 01:27 PM (1fg6a)
EXTREMELY pro-active in telling us all how super duper serious the 'rona
was. They went on every thread, spewing the same shit, for weeks at a
time.
yeah that made everything extra fun
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 23, 2021 01:27 PM (j9HX3)
prattled on about how the EU parliament was "the biggest democratic body
int he world" and I countered that the "Community Method" made them
useless and that the EU structure was undemocratic at its very core.
i'd have asked "by mass or by volume?"
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at March 23, 2021 01:27 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: 4 at March 23, 2021 01:27 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Tami at March 23, 2021 01:21 PM (cF8AT)
So is the brother going to go on a shooting rampage too. I assume their names are similar.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 23, 2021 01:27 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2021 01:27 PM (FfKV0)
Lock Down 2: Lock Down Harder
Be looking for Lock Down with a Vengeance this Fall!
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at March 23, 2021 01:26 PM (XeEyo)
Lock Down 3: This time it's impersonal!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 23, 2021 01:27 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: garrett at March 23, 2021 01:23 PM (NC0WI)
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The Designated Hitter: If it's good enough for the American League, it's good enough for my wife!
Posted by: David French at March 23, 2021 01:27 PM (WqPYg)
It doesn't take a genius to figure this shit out.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 23, 2021 01:27 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Senator Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at March 23, 2021 01:27 PM (NuVOb)
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I really do get dejected seeing it. It's hard to accept that we're not who I thought we were as a country; as a people; as Americans. How did we go from rugged frontiersman...to this. Simplified, yeah. But we are a soft, obedient, compliant, sedate bunch of whining sissies who robotically do as they're told. Dejected, for sure.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 23, 2021 01:27 PM (O+I8R)
The EU government has two major legislative branches: the European Commission (EC) and European Parliament (Europarl). The EC is appointed by the member states and MEPs are elected by the people in the member states. Sounds a bit like our Senate (as originally envisioned) and House of Representatives, right?
Well, a bit. But most meaningful forms of legislation must be introduced by the EC. Europarl can vote to pass it or not but they usually can't introduce bills. It would be as if, before direct election, all legislation had to originate in the Senate and then HoR could pass it or not.
Europarl is a joke and everyone knows it. Most of the MEPs don't even show for up work because it doesn't matter and it's just a paycheck with no responsibilities or obligations.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 23, 2021 01:27 PM (Jsjd7)
Liberalism rots your brain to point you do not recognize brain rot.
Posted by: FlimFlamed at March 23, 2021 01:27 PM (ZTDnL)
-CAIR
no one gives a fuck, you goat-shagging savages
Posted by: DB- just DB at March 23, 2021 01:28 PM (iTXRQ)
attending since last July. Normal worship services, no distancing, mask
if you want or don't mask... it has allowed me to retain my sanity. God
bless John MacArthur....
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 23, 2021 01:26 PM (pcsoT)
Linus, I listen to GTY on the radio and I've often wondered how large the church is. How many does it seat, and do you have multiple services?
Posted by: grammie winger at March 23, 2021 01:28 PM (45fpk)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 23, 2021 01:17 PM (jOcSX)
Heh. Yeah. Nobody who knows a lot of Mormons would ask that. Not every Mormon has guns, but most of us have lots.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 23, 2021 01:28 PM (UW2ZS)
Noted. And for the record yes it was April Bowlby.
Posted by: ... at March 23, 2021 01:28 PM (W8sdV)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 23, 2021 01:27 PM (j9HX3)
=========
I killed at least three grandmas because I didn't wear the mask, even though I've never had covid.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, for one day only, teaming up with Batman at March 23, 2021 01:28 PM (LvTSG)
Maybe you should have changed your name to Richard, dick.
Posted by: t-bird at March 23, 2021 01:27 PM (1fg6a)
Ah, the I was a victim defense. Maybe you should have stayed in whatever shithole country you came from?
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 23, 2021 01:28 PM (oHd/0)
AFAIK, the NEA is still the largest elected deliberative body in the world.
But since it isn't (technically, yet) the "government," maybe she didn't count it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 23, 2021 01:28 PM (Uh2oA)
We NEED commonsense Swedish Model control!
I volunteer to inspect all Swedish Models and test them out.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 23, 2021 01:23 PM
You're gonna need an assistant.
Count on me.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 23, 2021 01:28 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 23, 2021 01:28 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: garrett at March 23, 2021 01:28 PM (NC0WI)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 23, 2021 01:10 PM (YqDXo)
That is probably my favorite Mark Steyn quote.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 23, 2021 01:28 PM (hKTv8)
Simple solution: deport all Muslims and people with funny names.
Problem solved.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 23, 2021 01:28 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 23, 2021 01:26 PM (YqDXo)
This woman who told you this? Yes, she was lying. The Paolo knows.
~ The Paolo
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at March 23, 2021 01:28 PM (XeEyo)
bullied in school for being Muslim people "made fun of his name"
Well yes, he is the victim here after all.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 23, 2021 01:28 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 23, 2021 01:28 PM (03n3v)
no way kids in middle or high school would realize if your last name, say, sounds similar to a commonly used recreational drug.
Posted by: Thrawn at March 23, 2021 01:29 PM (scBRb)
The answer is mostly the media. I thought they had lost some of their power under Trump, but shit did they show me.
Posted by: ... at March 23, 2021 01:29 PM (W8sdV)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 23, 2021 01:29 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2021 01:29 PM (yrol0)
It doesn't take a genius to figure this shit out.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis
We proved with the Texas snow storm that grocery stores having a three day supply was a lie.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2021 01:29 PM (OCTRt)
"Germany, Which Twice Fought The Entire World*, Finally Defeated By Cold Virus"
*As Norm Macdonald so perfectly states.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 23, 2021 01:30 PM (FIhsU)
huh that sounds a lot like the US Congress
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 23, 2021 01:30 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: klaftern at March 23, 2021 01:30 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: FlimFlamed at March 23, 2021 01:27 PM (ZTDnL)
+++
Mandatory curfews and closure days for basics like foodstuffs will guarantee that the customer volume (that is, density) will *increase* during open hours - exactly what you don't want for disease control.
If they were really serious, they'd mandate *extended* hours and days, and then ration access - maybe by surname - to ensure average customer throughput decreases ...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 23, 2021 01:30 PM (Jsjd7)
Posted by: grammie winger at March 23, 2021 01:28 PM (45fpk)
Grammie - There is a single worship service at 10:30am. About 3500 can be seated in the main auditorium (which is usually close to full) and another 300-400 in the tent outside (which livestreams the service on large TV screens). There's also a 6pm worship service on Sunday evenings, held in the main auditorium.
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 23, 2021 01:30 PM (pcsoT)
Posted by: f'd at March 23, 2021 01:30 PM (+y8uL)
I don't know about other states, but in mine there are plenty of cases but few fatalities. Almost like out medical system has figured out how to keep people from dying.
But being overweight certainly seems to tilt the scale against them.
Posted by: Bill from Attainder at March 23, 2021 01:30 PM (N/gDA)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 23, 2021 01:30 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2021 01:30 PM (FfKV0)
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 23, 2021 01:30 PM (r6H4R)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 23, 2021 01:30 PM (MVL/G)
no way kids in middle or high school would realize if your last name, say, sounds similar to a commonly used recreational drug.
Posted by: Thrawn at March 23, 2021 01:29 PM (scBRb)
Or a female body part
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 23, 2021 01:31 PM (lgiXo)
https://tinyurl.com/kxepvr23
Posted by: rhennigantx
I love stories with happy endings!
Posted by: Tonypete at March 23, 2021 01:31 PM (Rvt88)
i'm guessing that's more than 75 miles from here, so i'd have to self-quarantine for two weeks after each weekly service.
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at March 23, 2021 01:31 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: Ben Roethliberger at March 23, 2021 01:31 PM (gmo/4)
This combined with other leftists lamenting that Obama lifting the embargo and allowing American travel there would "ruin" Cuba.
Take note of that. They'd love to see things be like that for us plebes here.
Not for themselves of course.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at March 23, 2021 01:31 PM (06vRT)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2021 01:31 PM (FfKV0)
EXTREMELY pro-active in telling us all how super duper serious the 'rona
was. They went on every thread, spewing the same shit, for weeks at a
time.
***
I'm fine giving everyone here an olly-olly-oxen-free on that because it was a full-on op to get Trump out of office. Of course some otherwise sensible people are going to fall prey to it.
Now, after a year of data and trends, there's no excuse.
If you want to put underwear on your head and wear rabbits-feet earrings because you believe it will ward off evil cold virus spirits, that's your own business, but leave the rest of us out of it.
Posted by: Lysenko - Vice President Pence called up the National Guard to enforce the coup at March 23, 2021 01:31 PM (bm04m)
Posted by: f'd at March 23, 2021 01:31 PM (+y8uL)
bullied in school for being Muslim people "made fun of his name"
Well yes, he is the victim here after all.
And obama blamed the shooting on racism, disaffection and misogyny... Right on cue
Posted by: It's me donna at March 23, 2021 01:31 PM (Zmnko)
Goatfucker?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2021 01:31 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: garrett at March 23, 2021 01:31 PM (NC0WI)
so let's give everyone a free donut every single day!
we're helping!
Posted by: KrispyKreme at March 23, 2021 01:32 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: wth at March 23, 2021 01:32 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at March 23, 2021 01:26 PM (sGtp+)
Which is exactly their plan, to take your freedom.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 23, 2021 01:32 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 23, 2021 01:29 PM (OTzUX)
schwanstuuker>>jaegerschnitzel
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2021 01:32 PM (yrol0)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 23, 2021 01:29 PM (OTzUX)
There was a gasthaus in Erlangen that I frequented a lot. Their jaegerschnitzel was the best I ever had in Germany...over nearly 6 years. Absolute heaven and the key, I think, was the gravy. Or the bier. OK, both. Damn it was good!
Posted by: Diogenes at March 23, 2021 01:32 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 23, 2021 01:28 PM (85Gof)
You may be right. She served as a board member of the FDJ, the "Free German Youth" when she lived in East Germany, and was a secretary in charge of "agitprop". Mark Steyn wrote this about her when Merkel's government went after a German comic who mocked Erdogan.
https://tinyurl.com/476b25r8
Posted by: Thrawn at March 23, 2021 01:32 PM (scBRb)
If the goal were to mitigate infection rates that is exactly what they would do. But the goal is totalitarian control so they are doing none of that.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 23, 2021 01:32 PM (MVL/G)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis"
Parking lot sale!
Posted by: f'd at March 23, 2021 01:32 PM (+y8uL)
There are men in all ages who mean to govern well, but they mean to
govern. They promise to be good masters, but they mean to be masters.
Grant somebody power over you - and you can bet your ass they'll use it. Pass all the rules to constrain them that you like - it won't do a damn bit of good.
Posted by: Night Moves at March 23, 2021 01:32 PM (V8uX9)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 23, 2021 01:32 PM (Uh2oA)
sure I mean half are female so...
Posted by: KrispyKreme at March 23, 2021 01:32 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: garrett at March 23, 2021 01:33 PM (NC0WI)
This combined with other leftists lamenting that Obama lifting the embargo and allowing American travel there would "ruin" Cuba.
Take note of that. They'd love to see things be like that for us plebes here.
Not for themselves of course.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at March 23, 2021 01:31 PM (06vRT)
I think NYT did a story that sex for women under communist control was way way better.
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2021 01:33 PM (yrol0)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 23, 2021 01:33 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: f'd at March 23, 2021 01:31 PM (+y8uL)
We celebrate victims.
Mentally Ill, are victims.
You get more of what you celebrate, less of what you punish.
Some assembly required.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 23, 2021 01:33 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 23, 2021 01:30 PM (sWM8x)
++++
Dump it all into the Rhine. Broadcast it on live TV on all channels so the people see what happens when they don't obey.
Posted by: Angela Merkel at March 23, 2021 01:33 PM (Jsjd7)
i'm guessing that's more than 75 miles from here, so i'd have to self-quarantine for two weeks after each weekly service.
huh. there's a grace lutheran church just down the street that is advertising in-person sunday services including music...
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at March 23, 2021 01:33 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 23, 2021 01:30 PM (pcsoT)
Ahhh, I miss Sunday evening services. No one around here has that anymore, that I know of. Lots of good memories of Sunday nights. You're blessed to sit under the teaching of John MacArthur.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 23, 2021 01:33 PM (45fpk)
no way kids in middle or high school would realize if your last name, say, sounds similar to a commonly used recreational drug.
Or, say, rhymes with "Blows."
Or my friend with the last name Batey, who had to be called Masturbatey all through school.
But we're not Muzzies, so it didn't count.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 23, 2021 01:33 PM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 23, 2021 01:33 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 23, 2021 01:27 PM (O+I8R)
Lady - Me, too. I alternate between dejection and towering, purple rage (sometimes both at the same time). Sigh...
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 23, 2021 01:33 PM (pcsoT)
Now, after a year of data and trends, there's no excuse.
There was no excuse 1 month after the cruise ship Diamond Princess didn't turn into a floating morgue.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2021 01:33 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 23, 2021 01:33 PM (F0YaR)
Noted. And for the record yes it was April Bowlby.
Posted by: ... at March 23, 2021
***
Hard to miss her in any of those episodes. Lemme know if Jennifer or Kelly revs your engines. (Two and a Half Men had one of the biggest parades of beautiful women in TV history. Plus it was funny.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 23, 2021 01:33 PM (/XOcP)
Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 23, 2021 01:34 PM (1ENjc)
200 people have voted at Ben Gurion Airport as gap between turnout in this election and last election continues to grow.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 23, 2021 01:34 PM (85Gof)
Haven't followed/no longer care/never expected much anyway, but yeah I figure Brexit will be effectively neutered, one way or the other. Johnson is rather pathetically inadequate in many ways - i.e., vastly better than most other British "leadership" class types.
With Trump out, the UK lost its best options for true Brexit, which would involve a sweetheart trade deal with the US.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 23, 2021 01:34 PM (OTzUX)
--
Pardon my cold, cold heart if I find this claim not entirely of truth.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 23, 2021 01:34 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 23, 2021 01:34 PM (Zz0t1)
Do I get to go on a rampage now?
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at March 23, 2021 01:34 PM (06vRT)
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Breaking: Narrative narrative narrative narrative, narrative narrative. Narrative narrative. Narrative? Narrative.
Posted by: ... at March 23, 2021 01:35 PM (W8sdV)
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2021 01:35 PM (yrol0)
Elon Musk's next venture will be solar-battery-powered Swedish Models.
Posted by: ShainS at March 23, 2021 01:25 PM
finally, a solar power idea we can get behind
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 23, 2021 01:35 PM (ueyHg)
This combined with other leftists lamenting that Obama lifting the embargo and allowing American travel there would "ruin" Cuba.
Take note of that. They'd love to see things be like that for us plebes here.
Not for themselves of course.
Posted by: Erebus-
***
The global elites haven't been shy about publicly stating it. The WEF has advertisements telling people how they will end capitalism and that you will have nothing and be happy.
This isn't a Build-a-bear or Illuminati conspiracy. This is the WEF, and they have the ability and intention to do it.
Posted by: Lysenko - Vice President Pence called up the National Guard to enforce the coup at March 23, 2021 01:35 PM (bm04m)
Probably, but like with poison, the type and dosage matters. Minor depression is the common cold of mental illness. Sure, technically you're "mentally ill" if you have minor depression, but most people manage just fine.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 23, 2021 01:35 PM (UW2ZS)
Your Mother smells of elderberries and your Prophet is a baby Raper!
Posted by: garrett at March 23, 2021 01:35 PM (NC0WI)
Geez, is there a script for this or what?
I assume the leadership of the local CAIR will be taking over as spokesmen for the family soon. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at March 23, 2021 01:36 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Yo! at March 23, 2021 01:36 PM (ScoOk)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2021 01:33 PM (OCTRt)
I think that was around the time you and I were getting sternly lectured on the fallacy of anecdotal data - and just how little we comprehended the "scientific method".
Posted by: Night Moves at March 23, 2021 01:36 PM (V8uX9)
Posted by: NPC_01111111 at March 23, 2021 01:36 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 23, 2021 01:34 PM (OTzUX)
++++
We are very good at working against our obstacles and slowing the wheels to a halt while we wait for opponents to exit. If you can obstruct just enough to make sure that you crush any opportunity to obstruct you, then waiting for your own next window of opportunity becomes a valid strategy.
Posted by: The Global Left at March 23, 2021 01:36 PM (Jsjd7)
At my older brother's HS, the "resource officer" was named "Beatty."
So he instantly became "Master Beatty, the Campus Cock," of course.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 23, 2021 01:36 PM (Uh2oA)
so let's give everyone a free donut every single day!
we're helping!
Posted by: KrispyKreme at March 23, 2021 01:32 PM
I wonder if the Social Security Administration is underwriting the KrispyKreme effort? A couple more years of killing off seniors and they'll be *lowering* the retirement age.
Posted by: Bill from Attainder at March 23, 2021 01:36 PM (N/gDA)
The pandemic hasn't affected me because I'm a hermit, and grocery and convenience stores have remained open throughout. Closing food stores is a major escalation IMHO. Plus it is going to seriously fuck up big supply chains. I don't think people will tolerate that for long.
Posted by: Receive gp's Free No-Obligation Information Packet at March 23, 2021 01:37 PM (qpX6U)
I tell people about this and they look at me like I have a nipple on my forehead.
Posted by: garrett at March 23, 2021 01:37 PM (NC0WI)
Posted by: Night Moves
*fistbump
Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2021 01:37 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2021 01:33 PM (OCTRt)
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I don't disagree, but I understand their terror. Heck, we're still being told not to hug grandma even after people don't know anyone who has caught it or died from it and have seen with their own eyes that the data says it's not killing 99.96% of people that get it.
Posted by: Lysenko - Vice President Pence called up the National Guard to enforce the coup at March 23, 2021 01:37 PM (bm04m)
Well yes, he is the victim here after all.
Other than being muslham, I experienced the SAME FUCKING THING, you dickweed, and I haven't shot ONE THING in the name of it.
Your brother was WEAK and suffered MIGHTILY from the MUSLHAM VICTIMHOOD all you bastards are raised under.
Fuck you and your family.
Sorry, not sorry. Sick of your whiney victimhood bullshit. Take some fucking responsibility, for once.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 23, 2021 01:37 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 23, 2021 01:37 PM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: garrett at March 23, 2021 01:37 PM (NC0WI)
Posted by: steevy at March 23, 2021 01:37 PM (jBw0O)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 23, 2021 01:27 PM (O+I8R)
Regression to the mean.
You can see it a demographic context in Australia: initially populated almost entirely by men (convicts), now 50/50 men/women.
Bottom line: you can select for some trait, even strongly select, but over time ...
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 23, 2021 01:37 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: 13times at March 23, 2021 01:37 PM (RfyCt)
Posted by: pRESEDENTT JOE BIDEN at March 23, 2021 01:37 PM (Vu7A1)
Unless they know this is a purpose ful bio weapon release?
Posted by: Yo! at March 23, 2021 01:38 PM (ScoOk)
I had some loud arguments with Family when the lock down first started.
Everything I said was true, is now being admitted as true. That the 6 ft thing was non scientific BS. That masks didn't do squat but make you THINK you were doing something. That Covid was a BAD Flu, but would not destroy society, but the reaction to it, could.
That you combat disease by quarantining the SICK, not the Healthy.
That section of the family won't talk to me...
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 23, 2021 01:38 PM (oHd/0)
There isn't a kid alive whose name hasn't been made fun of. School must be hell in Syria if everyone starts shooting because of it.
Posted by: t-bird at March 23, 2021 01:38 PM (4EIFd)
Posted by: grammie winger at March 23, 2021 01:38 PM (45fpk)
Posted by: Parents of 4real, @, and La-a at March 23, 2021 01:38 PM (HK8/E)
What are they, and by they I mean any government outside of china, going to do, jail the entirety of a population if there's noncompliance?
They can try but there's just too many people.
On the other hand, if you don't show some level of rebellion, you're in jail anyways. You're just in jail at home.
It's madness. Power run unchecked, cloaked by "science" and fear.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 23, 2021 01:39 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden Is Not My President at March 23, 2021 01:39 PM (qoNQ/)
Fuck you and your family.
Sorry, not sorry. Sick of your whiney victimhood bullshit. Take some fucking responsibility, for once.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 23, 2021 01:37 PM (Zz0t1)
(Sniff.) That was beautiful, man.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 23, 2021 01:39 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: pRESEDENTT JOE BIDEN at March 23, 2021 01:39 PM (Vu7A1)
No Cherry Blossom viewing for you plebes.
Posted by: That Guy What Always says Yeah Buddy TM at March 23, 2021 01:39 PM (R5lpX)
And we're talking about people making fun of a name when someone was a kid.
Talk about a fundamentally unserious people. Fuck the asshole media and leftist shit for brain cock suckling fucks everywhere.
Posted by: ... at March 23, 2021 01:39 PM (W8sdV)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 23, 2021 01:39 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 23, 2021 01:39 PM (lgiXo)
That section of the family won't talk to me...
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 23, 2021 01:38 PM (oHd/0)
**
Yep, same here. Aghast that people might be able to understand the last 100 years of epidemiology and basic 7th grade science for themselves.
I'm still looking forward to when it's finally acknowledged to be mainly fecal-oral. That's when I'm spiking all the footballs.
Posted by: Lysenko - Vice President Pence called up the National Guard to enforce the coup at March 23, 2021 01:39 PM (bm04m)
Posted by: That Guy What Always says Yeah Buddy TM at March 23, 2021 01:40 PM (R5lpX)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 23, 2021 01:39 PM (z79tQ)
You might be on to something there....
Posted by: No Longer Amused at March 23, 2021 01:40 PM (vTW2/)
no way kids in middle or high school would realize if your last name, say, sounds similar to a commonly used recreational drug.
Posted by: Thrawn at March 23, 2021 01:29 PM (scBRb)
Or a female body part
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 23, 2021 01:31 PM (lgiXo)
Spare a thought for kids named "Kuhn."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 23, 2021 01:40 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: SMOD at March 23, 2021 01:40 PM (3aI0K)
Posted by: Night Moves at March 23, 2021 01:36 PM
In fairness, almost nobody besides me does.
Posted by: Dr. A. Fauxci at March 23, 2021 01:40 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker
Mulva...
Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden Is Not My President at March 23, 2021 01:39 PM (qoNQ/)
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Deloris!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, for one day only, teaming up with Batman at March 23, 2021 01:40 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: t-bird
They blow up so quick!
Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2021 01:40 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: steevy at March 23, 2021 01:40 PM (jBw0O)
Posted by: Lysenko - Vice President Pence called up the National Guard to enforce the coup at March 23, 2021 01:39 PM (bm04m)
How does it spread, then?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 23, 2021 01:41 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 23, 2021 01:41 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: DB- just DB at March 23, 2021 01:41 PM (iTXRQ)
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I'm assuming fat, marginalized people of color will be going to the front of the fat line, grammie? If not, we need to lodge a complaint with the Grievance Czar.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 23, 2021 01:41 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: George W. at March 23, 2021 01:41 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 23, 2021 01:27 PM (O+I8R)
Easy - we lost our frontier. The closest you'll get to those attitudes now is in the construction trades and other rough, blue collar jobs. The kind of gigs where people can, and do, die.
You can't make hunters in a tame world.
Posted by: Night Moves at March 23, 2021 01:41 PM (V8uX9)
Posted by: t-bird at March 23, 2021 01:38 PM (4EIFd)
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I have an unusual middle name, but first+last name is bog standard. And there's *always* a way to be made fun of for it, as I (and everyone else) learned.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 23, 2021 01:41 PM (Jsjd7)
OrangeMan Bad!!!
Posted by: NPC_01111111 at March 23, 2021 01:36 PM (DMUuz)
If Trump were still in office, this probably would not have happened, ergo, it's all Trumps fault for loosing the election because of his Mean Tweeting Habit!
Posted by: NeverTrump Repubs at March 23, 2021 01:42 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Art and Bart at March 23, 2021 01:42 PM (DMUuz)
(Sniff.) That was beautiful, man.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 23, 2021 01:39 PM (YqDXo)
I'm no Muldoon, but I gave it a shot.
🤪
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 23, 2021 01:42 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Lysenko
How does it spread, then?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
Most people talk out their ass! QED
Posted by: Tonypete at March 23, 2021 01:42 PM (Rvt88)
Fuck you and your family.
Sorry, not sorry. Sick of your whiney victimhood bullshit. Take some fucking responsibility, for once.
- - -
"Islamic Rage Boy" excuse
Posted by: Lizzy at March 23, 2021 01:42 PM (bDqIh)
Or at least I think that's how it went. It's been a while, so I might be misremembering some of the details.
Posted by: junior at March 23, 2021 01:42 PM (ussRo)
In my day you worked 14 hour days, 6, sometimes 7 days a week and you fucking asked for more. That was the deal. A death march for 2 years in exchange for massive financial reward afterwards. But the snowflakes today want none of that. And instead of telling them to fuck off and quit if they dont like it, the CEO said OK darlings we will cut hours for you.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 23, 2021 01:42 PM (Zx3Bu)
Posted by: grammie winger at March 23, 2021 01:38 PM (45fpk)
What are you trying to imply?
Posted by: xxxl shopper in hoverround w/big gulp at March 23, 2021 01:42 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: Lysenko - Vice President Pence called up the National Guard to enforce the coup at March 23, 2021 01:39 PM (bm04m)
How does it spread, then?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 23, 2021 01:41 PM (YqDXo)
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I don't need to wash my hands after I poop.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, for one day only, teaming up with Batman at March 23, 2021 01:42 PM (LvTSG)
Instead of helping 19-year-old Shana Grice, Sussex Police fined her 90 pounds for 'wasting police time' on one occasion.
https://bit.ly/3sbt5dI
Posted by: bonhomme at March 23, 2021 01:43 PM (UW2ZS)
I survived
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 23, 2021 01:43 PM (lgiXo)
I'm skeptical only because it seems like there'd be a lot more youngins getting sick, what with their proclivity for eating ass.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 23, 2021 01:43 PM (H5knJ)
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Like the norovirus.
People are nasty as fuck. IIRC there was a poll around Christmas after nearly a year of "wash your hands, use hand sanitizer, etc." PSAs and it was determined that 14% of people washed their hands after using the bathroom.
Posted by: Lysenko - Vice President Pence called up the National Guard to enforce the coup at March 23, 2021 01:43 PM (bm04m)
Meagan's done it with every Hollywood B-rank stars. Your skin feels beautiful for days afterwards.
Posted by: Prince Cuck Harry at March 23, 2021 01:43 PM (HK8/E)
Posted by: DB- just DB at March 23, 2021 01:41 PM (iTXRQ)
That's a terrible thing to say!
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 23, 2021 01:43 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 23, 2021 01:43 PM (TkKEi)
Posted by: Judge Denny Crane! at March 23, 2021 01:43 PM (rxR5g)
Posted by: pRESEDENTT JOE BIDEN at March 23, 2021 01:43 PM (Vu7A1)
20% and 10% of semi Karen's.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 23, 2021 01:44 PM (2DOZq)
Most of these mass shooters taken alive, I doubt you'd ever know for certain what actually made them act, unless you waterboard them maybe.
I kinda like that they marched him out stripped, escorted by only three officers, publicly making him look even stupider, weaker and more impotent. Perhaps some potential shooters will look at his instant humiliation and think again.
Posted by: Receive gp's Free No-Obligation Information Packet at March 23, 2021 01:44 PM (qpX6U)
be going to the front of the fat line, grammie? If not, we need to
lodge a complaint with the Grievance Czar.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 23, 2021 01:41 PM (O+I8R)
Oh yes. Urban areas go first. And by 'Urban', they mean Milwaukee. The rest of our towns have like 22 people in them.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 23, 2021 01:44 PM (45fpk)
I'm still looking forward to when it's finally acknowledged to be mainly fecal-oral. That's when I'm spiking all the footballs.
Lysenko thanks for continuing to hammer this point... I am no doctors (that's for sure!) but it finally clicked with me when we were posting about this the other day.
a respiratory virus or one that presents mainly that way CAN still be spread fecal-oral. for some reason I had a mental block about that.
BUT - I was talking to a friend of mine who is a middle school principal. he said they had one outbreak at the school (only one! which is great) that was caused but a single child who started to feel sick during the school day, then at lunch coughed one time - went to the nurse straight afterwards - tested positive - and the whole little circle of kids around him all ended up catching SARS II. so it can be spread in the more "traditional" respiratory virus way. none of these kids were very ill at all btw. and this was just recently, and I really think it's a much more "catchy" but milder bug now
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 23, 2021 01:44 PM (j9HX3)
People are nasty as fuck. IIRC there was a poll around Christmas after nearly a year of "wash your hands, use hand sanitizer, etc." PSAs and it was determined that 14% of people washed their hands after using the bathroom.
Posted by: Lysenko - Vice President Pence called up the National Guard to enforce the coup at March 23, 2021 01:43 PM (bm04m)
Western culture, mostly. NO ONE else washes there hands. And where the 14% number maybe total population, I think in the civilized world, that number is higher, unfortunately, not by much.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 23, 2021 01:45 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Lysenko - Vice President Pence called up the National Guard to enforce the coup at March 23, 2021 01:45 PM (bm04m)
Posted by: Poland
No worries, guys. You could take Deutschland in a stand-up fight (and probably should), and combined with Israel, you could probably defeat Russia, too.
Talk about turning the historical tables. Seeing the flag of Poland flying over Berlin and Moscow would make Sharkman's day.
"Sharkman, what is best in life?"
"Aby zmiazdzyc swouch wrogow, zobaczyc ich pedzonych przed soba i uslyszec lament ich kobiet!!!"
Posted by: Sharkman at March 23, 2021 01:45 PM (FIhsU)
Posted by: Lysenko - Vice President Pence called up the National Guard to enforce the coup at March 23, 2021 01:39 PM (bm04m)
That explains the jump in cases in Germany. German's are fecalphiliac central.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 23, 2021 01:45 PM (1ISKN)
Sad.
Should have told them he used the wrong pronouns when addressing a trannie on twitter -- that would have gotten a prompt response from the bobbies.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 23, 2021 01:45 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: grammie winger at March 23, 2021 01:44 PM (45fpk)
Pretty sure Mad-Town is over the 100k mark. That's urban for WI purposes.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at March 23, 2021 01:45 PM (XeEyo)
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Like the norovirus.
People are nasty as fuck. IIRC there was a poll around Christmas after nearly a year of "wash your hands, use hand sanitizer, etc." PSAs and it was determined that 14% of people washed their hands after using the bathroom.
Posted by: Lysenko
Milky Virus twerking, ass eating freaks.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2021 01:45 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 23, 2021 01:43 PM (TkKEi)
I think Germany is only counting deaths FROM Covid, not WITH Covid. Unlike us.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 23, 2021 01:45 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 23, 2021 01:12 PM (ptqGC)
That fall he took, I'm telling you. He's in pain, and dementia patients tend to focus on that rather than try to ignore it. I'll bet his handlers are sweating the Thursday presser. I expect something will pop up. I don't think they can load him up with pain killers, because he'll just stand and drool. And that combined with the jump juice would probably cause a stroke.
I think they'll need to activate one more false flag, shooting or otherwise so he can be completely inconsolable for another week.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 23, 2021 01:45 PM (46GDR)
I want to have a rubber stamp made up with that on it, because it's sentiment I regularly would like to pass on, and not just to Muslims.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 23, 2021 01:46 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 23, 2021 01:46 PM (NGZ/i)
Posted by: Archer at March 23, 2021 01:46 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2021 01:46 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Covid 19 Farts at March 23, 2021 01:46 PM (NC0WI)
Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 23, 2021 01:46 PM (1ENjc)
Posted by: Lady in Black
Regression to the mean
I agree. Those frontiersmen had little in the way of possessions to lose. Our revolutionary founding fathers on the other hand had homes and wealth to lose but I think they saw British encroachment into colonials freedoms as a massive threat to their overall future. They were if I may say long term planners and clear thinking men well versed in history.
We today are not to the point yet where the discomforts of the encroachment into our freedoms is greater than the discomfort of all out war.
But it seems we are getting there fast.
Posted by: Floridachick at March 23, 2021 01:47 PM (ATBBx)
Posted by: sidney at March 23, 2021 01:47 PM (+fjIe)
Posted by: DB- just DB at March 23, 2021 01:47 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 23, 2021 01:47 PM (NC0WI)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 23, 2021 01:47 PM (Zx3Bu)
The current rate is about one-fourth the rate seen at this time during the 2011-12 season.
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2021 01:47 PM (yrol0)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2021 01:47 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Covid 19 Farts at March 23, 202
***
"You got methane in my COVID!"
"No! You got COVID in my methane!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 23, 2021 01:48 PM (/XOcP)
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at March 23, 2021 01:48 PM (06vRT)
Posted by: Receive gp's Free No-Obligation Information Packet at March 23, 2021 01:44 PM (qpX6U)
Til he makes the cover of Rolling Stone.
Posted by: ... at March 23, 2021 01:48 PM (W8sdV)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 23, 2021 01:48 PM (V3r1w)
Posted by: Lysenko - Vice President Pence called up the National Guard to enforce the coup at March 23, 2021 01:48 PM (bm04m)
John, John, leprechaun.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 23, 2021 01:48 PM (V3r1w)
No potential Muslim terrorist will be deterred by seeing him frog-marched. The only thing they think is "why were you taken alive, pussy?"
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 23, 2021 01:48 PM (Uh2oA)
Posted by: Lysenko
Milky Virus twerking, ass eating freaks.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2021 01:45 PM (OCTRt)
Again, I think the fecal/oral route is by far the largest percentage of cases here. They're just not about to say it. And Joe-Joe the Drooling Carrot only says "wash your hands" because that's what he keeps hearing through his earpiece every 4 minutes.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 23, 2021 01:48 PM (46GDR)
I think at least part of that can actually be attributed to sanitizing, keeping distance, etc. I mean, for the first time in our history as a nation people are actually being careful during flu season, like at least making a gesture at cleaning shopping carts, etc.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2021 01:48 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 23, 2021 01:48 PM (V3r1w)
Right on, Sponge!
I don't know why this "I was bullied, they made fun of my name" is supposed to be any more sympathetic that last week's shooter's motives. Incel, snowlflake, whatever. Almost every other person teased in school (and that's pretty much all of us) gets over it, moves on.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 23, 2021 01:48 PM (bDqIh)
I heard an unconfirmed rumor that Corona paid the GOP and DNC big bucks for no lockdowns on Cinco de Mayo. Muslims get all shooty and splodey if they lockdown on Ramadan. Can''t be locking down on MLK's birthday or Black History month because racist, so that leaves Christians as the only major group left to discriminate against.
Posted by: Satan's Tool Rental at March 23, 2021 01:49 PM (cCxiu)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 23, 2021 01:49 PM (lgiXo)
Yep - the smart move for the ruling class would be to slow the Hell down. They've got all the time in the world, and they own elections now. Take your time. Move deliberately - especially until you get the guns.
But nope - they're going to crash this fvcker now, and themselves right along with it. I give it less than four years. Dead serious. Better than even money there's no 2024 election - because there won't be anything to elect.
Posted by: Night Moves at March 23, 2021 01:49 PM (V8uX9)
https://bit.ly/3sbt5dI
Posted by: bonhomme at March 23, 2021 01:43 PM (UW2ZS)
This shizz ^^^^right here^^^^, is how you get vigilantes running around solving problems, whether or not you want them to. Something like that happens to Junior-ette, I guaran-dam-tee the perp won't survive. neither will the perp's enablers.
Posted by: BifBewalski - Star Chambers & Death Squads at March 23, 2021 01:49 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 23, 2021 01:49 PM (NGZ/i)
Posted by: sidney at March 23, 2021 01:49 PM (+fjIe)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2021 01:49 PM (KZzsI)
Or, you know...plots their revenge and waits patiently.
Posted by: garrett rhymes with carrot at March 23, 2021 01:49 PM (NC0WI)
Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 23, 2021 01:46 PM (1ENjc)
You didn't think she would lock down Ramadan, didja?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 23, 2021 01:49 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: MW at March 23, 2021 01:49 PM (KXr4W)
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It's good advice and should be practiced regularly.
I think all the face and mouth touching while pro-virus people constantly adjust their masks isn't helping matters, though.
Posted by: Lysenko - Vice President Pence called up the National Guard to enforce the coup at March 23, 2021 01:50 PM (bm04m)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 23, 2021 01:50 PM (UW2ZS)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 23, 2021 01:50 PM (VP4Cd)
Joe Biden. From Piss Boy to President: How brain damage couldn't stop him from density.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 23, 2021 01:50 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: sidney at March 23, 2021 01:47 PM (+fjIe)
I know! What the heck are they griping about!!
Posted by: grammie winger at March 23, 2021 01:50 PM (45fpk)
The least mocked name: "Jim Smith"
I'm not certain, but I think "Jim Smith" is the most common name. In fact, I'll bet my left nut that you personally know at least one Jim Smith.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 23, 2021 01:50 PM (V3r1w)
Posted by: Jordan61
sorry, it's how I feel
Posted by: DB-
*fistbump
I learned everything I needed to know about islam on 09-11-2001.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2021 01:50 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: sidney at March 23, 2021 01:47 PM (+f
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That's not the fucking point. If it's so bad and the sick patients are filling up wards *cough* then why wait until Easter to lock down the Country?
Posted by: Seems legit at March 23, 2021 01:50 PM (FMoYW)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 23, 2021 01:45 PM (bDqIh)
Sad, tragic, trenchant.
Posted by: ... at March 23, 2021 01:50 PM (W8sdV)
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I think it would also be extremely awkward to have to discuss why it's having a disproportionate affect on some communities, too.
Posted by: Lysenko - Vice President Pence called up the National Guard to enforce the coup at March 23, 2021 01:51 PM (bm04m)
Somehow, I doubt it
Posted by: Stinky Wizzleteats at March 23, 2021 01:51 PM (AlYYP)
But the bathroom I used was out of soap.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 23, 2021 01:51 PM (Zx3Bu)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 23, 2021 01:30 PM (pcsoT)
Ahhh, I miss Sunday evening services. No one around here has that anymore, that I know of. Lots of good memories of Sunday nights. You're blessed to sit under the teaching of John MacArthur.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 23, 2021 01:33 PM (45fpk)
Grace is an amazing church. When we visited, MacArthur was preaching on a couple of verses in Matthew; he was going through the entire Bible, verse by verse. I figured he's been at it for years, just getting through the Bible once.
He's one of the few very high-profile pastors in the Church that put it on the line to keep his flock fed during the WuFlu. Newsom really went after him, too.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 23, 2021 01:51 PM (hKTv8)
Ah, but look at the threats they make.
If you don't follow the mask policy, we will shut down the BUSINESS you are going to.
If you don't do what we say, you might kill GRANDMA!
If you sing in Church, we'll shut down your Church.
They understand how to threaten Americans. You don't threaten the individual, you threaten OTHERS around them for a consequence for their action.
Posted by: NeverTrump Repubs at March 23, 2021 01:51 PM (oHd/0)
Jim Glasscock
Posted by: garrett at March 23, 2021 01:37 PM (NC0WI)
My high school soccer referee:
Woody Woodcock
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 23, 2021 01:51 PM (DjiZK)
Posted by: Lysenko - Vice President Pence called up the National Guard to enforce the coup at March 23, 2021 01:51 PM (bm04m)
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Germans are all about the Tyranny of the Polemic. Read any of their liturature and you will find the story is about a polemic with the actors all being cartoon characters.
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 23, 2021 01:51 PM (xTpJJ)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 23, 2021 01:51 PM (NGZ/i)
Because Germans are, by nature, as subject to authoritarian rule as are billions of Chinese.
Socially learned behavior must first have a genetic basis.
Posted by: marie at March 23, 2021 01:51 PM (vMzmy)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 23, 2021 01:49 PM (lgiXo)
I heard a German say (re Trump) that Americans have a history of making poor leadership choices.
A. German.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 23, 2021 01:51 PM (YqDXo)
That's not the fucking point. If it's so bad and the sick patients are filling up wards *cough* then why wait until Easter to lock down the Country?
Posted by: Seems legit at March 23, 2021 01:50 PM (FMoYW)
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Even more to the point: maybe I'd rather die of a fuckin' cold than be stripped of my liberty and dignity by a fat, dull-witted bureaucrat.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 23, 2021 01:52 PM (Uh2oA)
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2021 01:52 PM (yrol0)
Poland also got attacked from two directions. The Soviets invaded not long after the Nazis did.
Posted by: junior at March 23, 2021 01:52 PM (ussRo)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 23, 2021 01:49 PM (lgiXo)
To the normies, totalitarian communism is somehow the opposite of National Socialism.
Posted by: Stinky Wizzleteats at March 23, 2021 01:53 PM (AlYYP)
Also, heard while I was typing on cpu for work. the murderer is 21? "has spent *most* of his life in the country" victims were mostly in 60s. Made me speculate that he was hitting the pharmacy for opioids, was very twitchy from jonesing, and he shot up folks waiting to be vaccinated.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at March 23, 2021 01:53 PM (Aashi)
Jim Glasscock
Posted by: garrett at March 23, 2021 01:37 PM (NC0WI)
My high school soccer referee:
Woody Woodcock
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death
Yeah, i use to live in west TX too.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 23, 2021 01:53 PM (NGZ/i)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 23, 2021 01:48 PM (Uh2oA)
I really don't like to stereotype a culture, but force, brutality, and reprisal mass murders are the only thing that culture comprehends beyond the lizard-brain level of active thought. Becuase of the way they were raised - i.e., all others are unequal as they aren't me or mine.
Posted by: BifBewalski - It's becuase of how they think, not whether or not they are better or worse at March 23, 2021 01:53 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: grammie winger at March 23, 2021 01:53 PM (45fpk)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 23, 2021 01:51 PM (DjiZK)
Had a family of Woodcocks in our town. Youngest one was goalie on my club hockey team. He got dubbed Woody Woodcock.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 23, 2021 01:53 PM (Bmy3R)
*flashes to "Billy Madison" clip of STeve Buscemi with his list*
Or, you could write a song about it -- Taylor Swift, "(Why you gotta be so)Mean."
Posted by: Lizzy at March 23, 2021 01:53 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Lysenko - Vice President Pence called up the National Guard to enforce the coup at March 23, 2021 01:51 PM (bm04m)
You mean marginalized communities, perchance? Disadvantaged ones?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 23, 2021 01:53 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 23, 2021 01:53 PM (UW2ZS)
Yes. Your problem is you are governed by tyrants.
Posted by: Diesel Jones at March 23, 2021 01:53 PM (Vu7A1)
"shyeah, real original name, Jim. Why don't you just go by Generic Boy, or something, loser!"
--A schoolkid
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2021 01:54 PM (KZzsI)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSHd2rnkRTE
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2021 01:52 PM (yrol0)
Brenda's beaver needs to get an AR with the chainsaw attachment and take out a Pier 51.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 23, 2021 01:54 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Lysenko - Vice President Pence called up the National Guard to enforce the coup at March 23, 2021 01:48 PM (bm04m)
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If it doesn't kill you it makes you stronger.
Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 23, 2021 01:54 PM (1ENjc)
Posted by: davidt at March 23, 2021 01:54 PM (5ZHS+)
Posted by: DB- just DB at March 23, 2021 01:47 PM (iTXRQ)
I thought we were saying "that's a terrible thing to say!" when we agreed with someone. Are we not doing that anymore?
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 23, 2021 01:54 PM (Ez6QX)
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We discussed it about this time last year, but a neat part about traffic deaths? They increased - and bigly - during the lockdowns. Drastic reduction in miles driven, and huge increase in wrecks and deaths.
Posted by: Lysenko - Vice President Pence called up the National Guard to enforce the coup at March 23, 2021 01:54 PM (bm04m)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 23, 2021 01:54 PM (Bmy3R)
Poland also got attacked from two directions. The Soviets invaded not long after the Nazis did.
Posted by: junior
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A double penetration. Ouch.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at March 23, 2021 01:54 PM (06vRT)
Ha! That was what I was ref'ing.
Posted by: garrett at March 23, 2021 01:54 PM (NC0WI)
If your grandma died of covid, I'm sorry but she probably would have died from any serious flu invection.
Same with your fat uncle Roy and his fat whore wife.
Posted by: Seems legit at March 23, 2021 01:55 PM (FMoYW)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 23, 2021 01:51 PM (NGZ/i)
Senor Sanchez, is that you?
Posted by: BifBewalski - Is that you? at March 23, 2021 01:55 PM (VcFUs)
"My name is Azhevitzchousikuzen!"
"um, what was that again?"
"YOU MOCK MY PEOPLE!!!! ULULULULULU!!!!"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2021 01:55 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Seems legit at March 23, 2021 01:55 PM (FMoYW)
Funny - I don't remember you at the last Christmas party. But you've obviously got the gist of the room.
Posted by: Night Moves at March 23, 2021 01:56 PM (V8uX9)
SMFH for those lying bastids.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at March 23, 2021 01:56 PM (Aashi)
Jim Glasscock
A lesbian high school coach: Ms. Adcock.
Question for the dear brother: hey, is everybody in Syria a pussy? Fuck you.
Posted by: t-bird at March 23, 2021 01:56 PM (1fg6a)
Posted by: Archer at March 23, 2021 01:56 PM (gmo/4)
>I just love listening to people sitting on the crapper play video games on their smartphone. Would you like a little feces with your text message?
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 23, 2021 01:56 PM (03n3v)
"um, what was that again?"
"YOU MOCK MY PEOPLE!!!! ULULULULULU!!!!"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2021 01:55 PM (KZzsI)
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To be a victim is to be moral.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, for one day only, teaming up with Batman at March 23, 2021 01:56 PM (LvTSG)
Check out Julie Kelly's twitter - she's been writing articles about it:
https://twitter.com/julie_kelly2
Posted by: Lizzy at March 23, 2021 01:56 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: junior at March 23, 2021 01:52 PM (ussRo)
Germany Sept 1
USSR Sept 17
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 23, 2021 01:56 PM (2DOZq)
Seriously, I am so glad to be able to attend Holy Week services next week, including a return of Tenebrae. I feel for the German Christians.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at March 23, 2021 01:56 PM (fxCK2)
Posted by: marie at March 23, 2021 01:51 PM (vMzmy)
Some cultures seem just incapable of effective self-government.
Sadly, we are joining them.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 23, 2021 01:56 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Seems legit at March 23, 2021 01:57 PM (FMoYW)
Posted by: davidt at March 23, 2021 01:57 PM (5ZHS+)
a couple of verses in Matthew; he was going through the entire Bible,
verse by verse. I figured he's been at it for years, just getting
through the Bible once.
Someone told me it took him 7 years to get through the Gospel of John.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 23, 2021 01:57 PM (45fpk)
Municipal control of electricity and water?
Posted by: IGWT at March 23, 2021 01:57 PM (ATBBx)
Posted by: grammie winger at March 23, 2021 01:53 PM
The wife and I are now on a 21 day shopping cycle and our frig isn't really that big. Sure, we only drink milk the first week and go without after that. But it isn't that tough to stock up.
We got a new car and they actual filled the entire tank. I thanked the salesperson and said, "Whoopee! A year's supply of gas!"
Posted by: Bill from Attainder at March 23, 2021 01:57 PM (N/gDA)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 23, 2021 01:57 PM (Bmy3R)
SMFH for those lying bastids.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at March 23, 2021 01:56 PM (Aashi)
Because no one could master the science of making a small metal box with a spring in it on their own.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 23, 2021 01:58 PM (1ISKN)
Or is that particular brand of evil unique to the New Socialist States of Formerly Redneck Racist Amerikkka?
We should know the answer to this question. It will bring some much needed clarity.
Posted by: ... at March 23, 2021 01:58 PM (W8sdV)
And as far as panic-purchasing goes, I bet this'll be worse than the toilet-paper/sanitizer/mask shortage thing. That was people afraid of the virus. Now we know the virus isn't dangerous, but that the government's excuse-making for dominance and control is bottomless and perpetual.
If I were in Germany, I'd be seeking out piles of all supplies, sufficient for months, after hearing this. I bet the stores get stripped clean in a couple of days.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 23, 2021 01:58 PM (Uh2oA)
"Religion of peace" my ass.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 23, 2021 01:58 PM (Zz0t1)
https://tinyurl.com/m56k3u3v
Posted by: Hillary's Left Testicle at March 23, 2021 01:58 PM (zbSM/)
Posted by: Seems legit at March 23, 2021 01:57 PM (FMoYW)
HOW DARE YOU Think that about the TxMoMe Bacon Wench!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 23, 2021 01:58 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, for one day only, teaming up with Batman at March 23, 2021 01:56 PM (LvTSG)
What is greatest in life? To be a victim.
Some poor souls used to have to be content with just being gluten Nazis, the only way to vent their passive-aggressive impulses.
But now they can be mask Nazis. Good times, good times.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 23, 2021 01:59 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Diesel Jones at March 23, 2021 01:59 PM (Vu7A1)
I thought we were saying "that's a terrible thing to say!" when we agreed with someone. Are we not doing that anymore?
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 23, 2021 01:54 PM (Ez6QX)
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That's a terrible thing to say
Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 23, 2021 01:59 PM (1ENjc)
I thought we were saying "that's a terrible thing to say!" when we agreed with someone. Are we not doing that anymore?
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 23, 2021 01:54 PM (Ez6QX)
Now bless your precious heart.....
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 23, 2021 02:00 PM (Zz0t1)
CDC STILL is not showing the total death US count from 2020... 2019 and before? sure... 2020 remains unavailable.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 23, 2021 02:00 PM (oHd/0)
I thought we were saying "that's a terrible thing to say!" when we agreed with someone. Are we not doing that anymore?
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 23, 2021 01:54 PM (Ez6QX)
Now bless your precious heart.....
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 23, 2021 02:00 PM (Zz0t1)
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Memes are only funny when they are misunderstood.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, for one day only, teaming up with Batman at March 23, 2021 02:00 PM (LvTSG)
It did and didn't work for me. I ended up with 2 broken ribs, but given that the asshole demented psychpath bully was 2 years older and a lineman on the football team, far taller and way heavier than me, I became a folk hero for a while, and the bully took so much ribbing from his friends for picking on a younger, smaller kid,, he never touched, talked to or came near me again.
So, I won...but I couldn't laugh or cough for weeks.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 23, 2021 02:01 PM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 23, 2021 02:01 PM (GddAD)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 23, 2021 01:57 PM (Bmy3R)
No way. Next you'll be telling us that the girls' softball coach was a daughter of Sappho too. Along with most of the girls on the girls's softball team.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 23, 2021 02:01 PM (YqDXo)
a couple of verses in Matthew; he was going through the entire Bible,
verse by verse. I figured he's been at it for years, just getting
through the Bible once.
Someone told me it took him 7 years to get through the Gospel of John.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 23, 2021 01:57 PM (45fpk)
I probably would have made more of an effort to become a member at the time, but he's cessationist, so that was a non-starter for me. Deserves a tremendous amount of respect, in any case. I'm a fan.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 23, 2021 02:01 PM (hKTv8)
You can freeze milk and take it out the night before you need it.
Posted by: ... at March 23, 2021 02:02 PM (W8sdV)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 23, 2021 01:53 PM
Out by the town of El Paso?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 23, 2021 02:02 PM (DMUuz)
MUCH LIKE A JOKE IS ONLY AS FUNNY AS ITS EXPLINATION
Posted by: Ben Rothlesburger at March 23, 2021 02:02 PM (NC0WI)
CDC STILL is not showing the total death US count from 2020... 2019 and before? sure... 2020 remains unavailable.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 23, 2021 02:00 PM (oHd/0)
C'mon. Dominion swamped with work right now.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 23, 2021 02:02 PM (YqDXo)
MUCH LIKE A JOKE IS ONLY AS FUNNY AS ITS EXPLINATION
Posted by: Ben Rothlesburger at March 23, 2021 02:02 PM (NC0WI)
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I don't get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, for one day only, teaming up with Batman at March 23, 2021 02:02 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 23, 2021 02:02 PM (V8uX9)
Strange. Anyway, her position (that no reasonable person could believe
her claims) is exactly the right response now.
Posted by: SFGoth at March 23, 2021 01:15 PM
The truth is an absolute defense for the charges Powell is being sued for. If she had filed that motion to dismiss with the proof she's claimed to have from the beginning then she would win immediately. Why didn't she?
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 23, 2021 02:03 PM (CQ3Qb)
Pro Tip : Cantaloupe are a lot less demanding.
Slutty. Like Toasters.
Posted by: garrett at March 23, 2021 02:03 PM (NC0WI)
What is going on over at Heritage ?
Posted by: SMOD at March 23, 2021 02:03 PM (3aI0K)
MUCH LIKE A JOKE IS ONLY AS FUNNY AS ITS EXPLINATION
Posted by: Ben Rothlesburger at March 23, 2021 02:02 PM (NC0WI)
Or spelling.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 23, 2021 02:03 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 23, 2021 02:03 PM (bDqIh)
MUCH LIKE A JOKE IS ONLY AS FUNNY AS ITS EXPLINATION
Posted by: Ben Rothlesburger at March 23, 2021 02:02 PM (NC0WI)
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I don't get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, for one day only, teaming up with Batman at March 23, 2021 02:02 PM (LvTSG)
Jokes? I get those.
~ Homer Simpson
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at March 23, 2021 02:03 PM (XeEyo)
he made up for the name in overall badass-ness
Posted by: DB- just DB at March 23, 2021 02:03 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 23, 2021 02:02 PM (V8uX9)
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You stole that from Carlos Mencia, didn't you?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, for one day only, teaming up with Batman at March 23, 2021 02:03 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Lincolntf at March 23, 2021 02:03 PM (hxx40)
And how. Boy howdy, do they have guns.
People sometimes confuse them with Amish, or Quakers, or whatever. Nope.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 23, 2021 02:03 PM (JZT2F)
https://bit.ly/2PmbQI0
Posted by: bonhomme at March 23, 2021 01:53 PM (UW2ZS)
"I don't need another minute to take common sense steps to ban assault weapons or high capacity magazines".
Fuckwad. How about waiting another minute to find out a) just what the guy used and b) was he even a legal owner of said weapon? But hell no, strike while the iron is hot. Sadly, they've got no narrative, so it's hard to rely on a story that needs to be memory holed for your gun grab.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 23, 2021 02:03 PM (46GDR)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 23, 2021 02:03 PM (iqA6d)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 23, 2021 01:58 PM (1ISKN)
Don't knock it.
Posted by: Clock Boy, White House Superstar at March 23, 2021 02:03 PM (W8sdV)
Posted by: DB- just DB at March 23, 2021 02:03 PM (iTXRQ)
He's a powerful preacher and while I don't always agree with his theology, generally he's very good and I listen to his sermons online.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2021 02:03 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: grammie winger
10lb chubs of 90/10 ground beef and flats of boneless, skinless chicken breasts from Sam's. Vacuum packed and tossed in the freezer. Vacuum packing last a long, long time without freezer burn.
I usually buy a whole tenderloin for $70 and get 10 steaks out of it with trimmings and end caps going to stew meat.
Small stand alone freezer from Wal Mart and Bob's your uncle.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2021 02:04 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 23, 2021 02:03 PM (CQ3Qb)
I would imagine that it's because she doesn't have the proof. But I'm just some random guy on the internet.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at March 23, 2021 02:04 PM (XeEyo)
Posted by: Y5 at March 23, 2021 02:04 PM (6/vjq)
What did the brother know and when did he know it? Is the brother also a Muslim? How did the killer get his gun? Was killer under psych evaluation/medication? ... Lots more info to pull from brother, but CNN will push the "victim" status.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 23, 2021 02:04 PM (Cus5s)
As near as I can tell, you also cannot get a breakdown of how many Covid deaths were actually diagnosed as having Covid via lab test as opposed to less certain diagnostic criteria that might be present in any number of sick persons.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 23, 2021 02:04 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Charlie Gibson at March 23, 2021 02:05 PM (bDqIh)
the Heritage Foundation as a distinguished visiting fellow.
Posted by: SMOD at March 23, 2021 02:05 PM (3aI0K)
Posted by: Conan at March 23, 2021 02:05 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 23, 2021 02:05 PM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 23, 2021 02:03 PM (CQ3Qb)
Moot. Trump conceded, therefore no point.
Case closed.
Oh, and IT'S A TAX!!
Posted by: Chief Justice John Roberts at March 23, 2021 02:05 PM (Zz0t1)
That's great. However; I can't afford three months of food at one time.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 23, 2021 02:05 PM (VP4Cd)
Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness at March 23, 2021 02:05 PM (sMMcg)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 23, 2021 01:44 PM (j9HX3)
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Sorry I missed this earlier.
I'm not saying it *doesn't* spread by clearly sick people sneezing on other people, just that it's likely not the big driver.
I'd also like to know more details like food sharing, specific activities up to that point, etc. It's impossible to know, of course, but it would be interesting to know if they had it before the sneeze.
It would be especially interesting to know if the sneezer was just the one it was blamed on. Again, impossible, but still.
Posted by: Lysenko - Vice President Pence called up the National Guard to enforce the coup at March 23, 2021 02:05 PM (bm04m)
"My personal rule of thumb is to have on hand a few weeks worth of water, two years worth of food, and one Black Hawk Down worth of ammo."
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 23, 2021 02:06 PM (JZT2F)
And how. Boy howdy, do they have guns.
People sometimes confuse them with Amish, or Quakers, or whatever. Nope.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 23, 2021 02:03 PM (JZT2F)
The original preppers. That's why they have their own food banks. My buddy is LDS, and the pictures of his "collection" look something like the US Marshall photos of drug cartel busts. If the end times come, find a nice Mormon family. You'll recognize their home from the bodies piled up in the front yard.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 23, 2021 02:06 PM (46GDR)
Posted by: SMOD at March 23, 2021 02:03 PM (3aI0K)
Probably has something to do with trump and the ultraviolent overthrow of the government. And Pence, his main lackey.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 23, 2021 02:06 PM (iqA6d)
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I'm betting they're still saying 6 feet is the social distance Scientific Law, too.
Posted by: Lysenko - Vice President Pence called up the National Guard to enforce the coup at March 23, 2021 02:06 PM (bm04m)
In a separate move, former Vice President Mike Pence last month joined
the Heritage Foundation as a distinguished visiting fellow.
Posted by: SMOD at March 23, 2021 02:05 PM (3aI0K)
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And, he'll be doing a podcast.
That's right. Mike Pence. Doing a podcast. For Heritage Foundation.
The most exciting thing about it is the moment when you actually die from the boredom.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 23, 2021 02:07 PM (Uh2oA)
the Heritage Foundation as a distinguished visiting fellow.
Posted by: SMOD at March 23, 2021 02:05 PM (3aI0K)
Yeah, I noticed that as well. I don't see a former VPOTUS playing second-banana at any think tank they landed at.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 23, 2021 02:07 PM (hKTv8)
Posted by: CN at March 23, 2021 02:07 PM (ONvIw)
Every freaking time I say to myself, "of course."
Destroy American medicine? Of course.
Committee lockdown on the most sacred day of the year for... Christians? Of course.
"Al-Issa"? Of course.
Union bigwig a putz? Of course.
Portrait of a girl in mourning? ...appropriate.
Posted by: Flyover at March 23, 2021 02:07 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 23, 2021 02:07 PM (iqA6d)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 23, 2021 02:07 PM (VP4Cd)
Posted by: CN at March 23, 2021 02:08 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 23, 2021 02:03 PM (iqA6d)
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^^This^^^^ is what I think is riot worthy.
Merkel: We will treat you like idiots because you are idiots!
Posted by: Seems legit at March 23, 2021 02:08 PM (FMoYW)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 23, 2021 02:08 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: SMOD at March 23, 2021 02:05 PM
FTFY
Posted by: Bill from Attainder at March 23, 2021 02:09 PM (N/gDA)
What Would Dietrich Bonhoeffer Do?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 23, 2021 02:09 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: Seems legit at March 23, 2021 02:09 PM (FMoYW)
What he said
Posted by: Y5 at March 23, 2021 02:09 PM (6/vjq)
Yeah they got shopping daily or weekly for foods. They have great local shops for that stuff too, because its how everyone does things and the demand is there.
Mainly because their entire home is about the size of an American living room.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2021 02:10 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Amy Schumer
Mimes aren't that hard to understand, but they are stupid. All that imaginary gesturing and......zzzz.....
Posted by: Joe Biden, Sundown time at March 23, 2021 02:10 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
What he said
Posted by: Y5 at March 23, 2021 02:10 PM (6/vjq)
We kicked their asses in '38... we can do it again!
Posted by: Mo. Militia at March 23, 2021 02:10 PM (OvvOO)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 23, 2021 02:07 PM (iqA6d)
Great. I've been a sooper spreader all my adult life.
Posted by: BifBewalski - Is it biological warfare if I fart on purpose? at March 23, 2021 02:10 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 23, 2021 02:10 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: Y5 at March 23, 2021 02:11 PM (6/vjq)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 23, 2021 01:51 PM (hKTv
I could be wrong, but I remember hearing that MacArthur spent around 25 years going through the gospels. Also, Martyn Lloyd-Jones took something like 12 years going through Romans. That's how preaching is done.
Posted by: AF at March 23, 2021 02:11 PM (S8ePJ)
Posted by: grammie winger
The problem with the Germans (well one of them) and most Europeans is the cultural thing of shopping daily. They just don't stock up like us Americans do. Smaller homes, smaller appliances, etc. Even if they have a week to plan, it's going to be difficult for them. And of course, they have nothing like our supermarkets (save for the local PX), so I imagine there's already a run at stores.
Me, even being a stupid bachelor could survive on what's in my pantry/freezer for a couple of weeks easy, and that's eating 3 squares.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 23, 2021 02:11 PM (46GDR)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 23, 2021 01:58 PM
Wait. You mean we have an official Bacon Wench?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 23, 2021 02:11 PM (dkvcO)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 23, 2021 02:11 PM (iqA6d)
What Would Dietrich Bonhoeffer Do?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 23, 2021 02:09 PM (lgiXo)
I'll just have to think about it in my head.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 23, 2021 02:12 PM (45fpk)
Dominion does and has the burden of proving that the statements were a) defamatory and b) not a matter of opinion but a statement of fact, and c) economic damages ensued from the statement.
The actual dismissal motion that you so breathlessly posted media reports about, did not say what the media or your summary of it claimed.
If you go to the motion on page 27-28, you will find that Powell and her lawyers argue that even if you take the facts and the law most favorable to the plaintiff so far, that it does not meet the standard of Colorado law for defamation actions. CO has a two part test, the first is that a reasonable person could distinguish between whether the alleged statements were statements of fact or opinion, the second is the degree that political speech protects imprecise claims (see NYT v. Sullivan). Under this standard, mere mistakes of fact, which also happened in the Sullivan case, do not rise to the level of maliciousness or reckless disregard for the truth required. In addition, there is the legal process speech claims as well.
Posted by: whig at March 23, 2021 02:12 PM (pO7gM)
Posted by: Church of Roxette at March 23, 2021 02:12 PM (r3XVy)
My current congregation... Not so much the case. The members can still get the supplies on their own. But the local leadership isn't actively encouraging it, which means that fewer probably are.
Posted by: junior at March 23, 2021 02:13 PM (ussRo)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
That's the way Texas rolls.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2021 02:13 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Y5 at March 23, 2021 02:13 PM (6/vjq)
Check out yesterday's Conservative Tree House post from Sundance. He really puts the finger on Pence as being the whole crux of the GOPe attempts to get rid of Trump all through the term.
Posted by: whig at March 23, 2021 02:14 PM (pO7gM)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2021 02:14 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Y5 at March 23, 2021 02:11 PM (6/vjq)
I've never figured out how countries that can build such awesome motorcycles and autos have yet to grasp designing/manufacturing a functioning toilet or kitchen appliance.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 23, 2021 02:14 PM (46GDR)
My current congregation... Not so much the case. The members can still get the supplies on their own. But the local leadership isn't actively encouraging it, which means that fewer probably are.
Posted by: junior
Pre-Y2k, LDS Bishops let anyone come in with their stuff and use their facilities to can/package food.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2021 02:15 PM (OCTRt)
Yeah well that's the kind of stuff being wealthy can help with. If you're poor, you're down to a few lentils and a cup of flour by the end of the pay period.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2021 02:15 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: clutch
Neither have they
Nice nice pic
Posted by: Y5 at March 23, 2021 02:15 PM (6/vjq)
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 23, 2021 02:16 PM (Ez6QX)
I've never figured out how countries that can build such awesome motorcycles and autos have yet to grasp designing/manufacturing a functioning toilet or kitchen appliance.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 23, 2021 02:14 PM (46GDR)
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A big part of the problem is the buildings themselves. Old, small and obsolete. Like the people.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 23, 2021 02:16 PM (Uh2oA)
Posted by: clutch cargo
They could, if you don't mind shitting on a $80,000 commode.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2021 02:16 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2021 02:15 PM (KZzsI)
I like lentils. I get to pretend I'm Pacman and I have to eat my dots.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 23, 2021 02:16 PM (1ISKN)
the kid in question might have been ill for a bit of time before the "cough incident" (which was witnessed by the rest of the kids, and no other kids caught it that day, and they were all tested).
but he wasn't symptomatic until then - and they temp screen at the door
and the kids are spaced and masked all day EXCEPT for at lunch, for obvious reasons. and at lunch they do tend to forget the "spacing" and just act normally, which everyone is fine with.
it was one incident, and the school didn't freak out about it. but it was the only direct proof of that type of spread that I know of (albeit secondhand). it was the only outbreak they had that was traceable to in-school; all others were spread at out of school get togethers.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 23, 2021 02:17 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Lincolntf at March 23, 2021 02:17 PM (hxx40)
That is bs, canned food is a buck
Posted by: Y5 at March 23, 2021 02:17 PM (6/vjq)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2021 02:18 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Y5 at March 23, 2021 02:19 PM (6/vjq)
Posted by: Tiggerlily at March 23, 2021 02:21 PM (ny1NG)
That is bs, canned food is a buck
Posted by: Y5 at March 23, 2021 02:17 PM
Shop Aldi's. Wife routinely brings home canned stuff as low as .38 cents.
Posted by: Bill from Attainder at March 23, 2021 02:21 PM (N/gDA)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 23, 2021 02:21 PM (NGZ/i)
I am definitely not a lawyer but I've done quite a bit of research about this and defamation law is a bit different. Dominion only has to prove that Powell made the statements and that they were damaged by them. They have presented their evidence that the statements were false and if Powell cannot demonstrate that they were true then she loses.
[I definitely haven't missed trying to post with this comment system]
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 23, 2021 02:27 PM (CQ3Qb)
Posted by: Y5 at March 23, 2021 02:17 PM (6/vjq)
551 That is bs, canned food is a buck
Dude. You never grew up poor if you think that way.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2021 02:18 PM (KZzsI)
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There are no poor people in America.
Forgo one pack of cigarettes or bag of cheetos and buy some tuna. Do that every shopping day and soon one will have a store of food.
Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 23, 2021 02:28 PM (1ENjc)
Posted by: Joe Butin at March 23, 2021 02:34 PM (hrdI6)
Posted by: AmyRey_RN at March 23, 2021 02:35 PM (nruNu)
A video of the incident - which took place on American Airlines flight 2275 - was posted on Twitter Sunday by user @katebytheocean0.
"Almost missed my connecting flight with @AmericanAir in Phoenix because two girls decided to fist fight over who was getting off the plane first. I can't," Kate tweeted.
Posted by: SMOD at March 23, 2021 03:02 PM (3aI0K)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 23, 2021 03:04 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 23, 2021 01:10 PM (Uh2oA)
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Boy did I piss off a college professor (she was Italian) when she prattled on about how the EU parliament was "the biggest democratic body int he world" and I countered that the "Community Method" made them useless and that the EU structure was undemocratic at its very core.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 23, 2021 01:24 PM (Jsjd7)
It doesn't start legislation (the unelected commission does), everyone is assigned to one of 8 or so fixed 'political parties' rather than forming their own, and it can't really block legislation.
Its only real value was providing a platform for Farage to make speeches mocking them, but that's hardly democratic.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 23, 2021 05:02 PM (eoQWY)
With Trump out, the UK lost its best options for true Brexit, which would involve a sweetheart trade deal with the US.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 23, 2021 01:34 PM (OTzUX)
I disagree, because the EU is treating Brexit England as a rebellious province in invective but they have no club to beat them with. The UK has a better club to hit them with, as the fisheries that they fight about are on their turf, Northern Ireland is more annoyed by the games the EU is playing with the border than angry at the UK, and since the UK bought more stuff than they exported the stupid trade wars the EU is trying are more of an irritant.
The UK is setting up trade deals all over the world now - they won't likely give that up to rejoin the increasingly disfunctional EU.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 23, 2021 05:11 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: torabora at March 23, 2021 05:19 PM (4aFvd)
Posted by: jaggedskye at March 23, 2021 05:31 PM (d/NDV)
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