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The Morning Report - 3/22/21 [J.J. Sefton]

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Good morning, kids. Monday, the start of a new week and springtime... for Democrats' hegemony (hat tip Bialystock & Bloom Prods.). For sure, there is some malevolent actor or actors behind the scenes calling the shots in the drive to cement absolute control over the citizenry of the nation formerly known as the United States of America. To the rest of the world, however, especially our geopolitical enemies, this nation that just over a year ago appeared to be heading once again towards indisputable global dominance now looks like a headless chicken, spouting blood and guano all over the yard as loud, bizarre squawks still emanate from the disembodied beak. I don't care who you are or how you might try and spin it; the image of an enfeebled Joe Biden tripping and nearly going ass over teakettle -- three times -- as he attempted to climb the stairs to Air Force One sends a very clear message: commence firing, fire at will.

The White House blamed the three stumbles on the wind, as if brave Joe were scaling a mountain in the face of hurricane force winds. Actually, it was only a light breeze, about 14 miles per hour. Is Joe that frail that a light breeze can knock him to the ground? I wonder what Putin and Xi think of that?

Putin, who laughs at Biden's accusations of Putin being "a killer," rides bare chested on a horse and takes dips in an icy lake. In an age where image is everything, America's leader looks like a feeble nursing home resident, and the Russian leader looks like Rambo. Chairman Xi doesn't need to rip off his shirt as his consigliere ripped Biden's foreign policy team a new one during their recent meeting in Alaska...

...No wonder Speaker Pelosi and dozens of Democrats want Biden to give up sole authority to launch nuclear weapons. This is well beyond gaffes and "Ole Joe being Joe".

Biden was a convenient way for Democrats to regain power and give Barack Obama and his minions a third term in the White House. But if Biden mouths off to Putin, Xi, or Kim and starts a war, nuclear or otherwise, Democrats are just as flammable as everyone else.

Double masking, social distancing, and a corrupt DOJ won't be much help if a Russian or Chinese nuke explodes about a mile above Washington, DC. And the Democrats know this. Much of what they do is theater, but a man of limited and failing mental faculties, holding his finger over the big red button, is no longer a game.

Average Americans are also worried. Half of those polled question Biden's physical and mental health. His stumble up the down staircase won't move those numbers in Biden's favor; instead, the opposite.

Foreign leaders, eager to topple America into second or third place, are noticing these things too. Animals attack when their prey is weak. Leaders of Iran, Russia, and China can smell blood in the water and are watching for opportunity to make their moves.

Sure, we have the military, but their priority is not defending the homeland, but rather making sure transgenders feel welcome and appreciated, that pregnant women have appropriate maternity suits to wear into battle, and that private citizens like Tucker Carlson dare not criticize the military.

For those unaware, stumbles and falls are strong indicators of dementia. But that's neither here nor there, right? In the face of all of this, Biden's handlers have essentially erased our entire southern border as the Democrat Party is moving ahead with blanket amnesty for the tens of millions of illegal aliens already in our country. The way things stand, the Chi-Coms could send half their army in full battle gear to the border check at Tijuana and be waved in by the Border Patrol. Same goes for Religion of Peace Peaceniks wearing suicide vests. In fact four on the terror watch list were stopped at the border since October. But nowadays a watch list for terrorists means "watch that you let them right in, lest we fire you for Islamophobia."

That's also the same mindset that staged a riot in the Capitol on January 6th as a pretext to silence any and all legitimate protest about the stolen election and all the naked power grabs that have ensued since. This junta is not fucking around either; they are going to actually prosecute quite a few people for sedition for doing nothing but walk into the Capitol building, gawk at the drapery and take a few selfies. Meanwhile the Antifa/BLM goons who did cause some minor but actual damage and worse, the DC cop who assassinated Ashli Babbitt will skate.

Michael Sherwin told CBS' 60 Minutes that he believes the evidence supports charging some of the suspects in the deadly attack with conspiring to overthrow the government.

"I personally believe the evidence is trending towards that, and probably meets those elements," Sherwin said on the program.

"I believe the facts do support those charges. And I think that, as we go forward, more facts will support that, he added.

The probe into the riot has resulted in more than 400 criminal cases so far, the bulk for "significant federal felony charges," Sherwin said.

Among them, roughly 100 have been accused of assaulting law enforcement officers, including Brian Sicknick, the Capitol Police officer who died in the hospital the day after the riot...

...Sherwin, who recently stepped down from supervising the investigation, also reiterated that prosecutors were looking into the conduct of former President Donald Trump in relation to the attack.

"It's unequivocal that Trump was the magnet that brought the people to D.C. on the 6th. Now the question is, is he criminally culpable for everything that happened during the siege, during the breach?" Sherwin said.

1. Infiltrate a peaceful, legal protest.
2. Cause actual mayhem and death.
3. Blame one half to two thirds of the country and brand them as sub-human dangerous enemies of the people.
4. Imprison or ruin the lives of as many as you can to silence them, and pour encourager les autres
5. Seize absolute power.
6. ???
7. Profit!

Even if Joey Aqualung wasn't a demented drooling rutabaga, would he actually do something if the Chi-Coms moved against Taiwan or the Farsis moved against Iraq or Israel? Of course not. He's in their pocket, especially the Chinese. But his dementia, especially in light of his recent insane mouthing off at Putin means he's unpredictable. An his unpredictability presents even more of a danger to us not just in terms of what our foreign enemies will do but our domestic enemies running this junta will do to utilize it as a pretext to tighten the screws even more. When even Naomi Wolf, who's not exactly a Reaganite conservative sits up and takes notice, oh boy.

Addressing Biden's health, Wolf stated that "as Americans, we would be remiss not to notice that this is a man who is struggling physically, and our national security kind of depends on our being grown-ups." She said, "when a very elderly president is struggling physically, it's an important national security concern" that all should be able to discuss "without partisanship."...

...In what she terms "bio-fascism," Wolf expressed concerns regarding the far-reaching implications of curbing freedoms during the current pandemic.

"The President of the United States has no right whatsoever under the Constitution of the United States of America to tell anyone where they can go or whom they can see or to say anything about what you do in your private home," she said.

"I'm incredibly concerned that we're at kind of step ten of the ten steps to fascism that I identified in my book The End of America and that it's under the guise of what I call bio-fascism that this pandemic has been used as an excuse to suppress everyone's liberties and to really usher in a totalitarian state," she stated.

Yes, she still has to get her idiotic digs in at President-in-Exile Trump, but I get the impression that's just for show. Everything else she states she is spot on about. If it's any comfort you have to believe that she's not a one-off.

Madness.

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1 Early today, thanks JJ l!

Posted by: Mishdog at March 22, 2021 07:01 AM (cqAUI)

2 Morning!

Posted by: Rosasharn at March 22, 2021 07:01 AM (yEBFM)

3 Not even going to read the entries - I'm depressed enough already today.

Everyone have an amazing day. Be nice to at least one person today. You never know how much it may mean to them.

Posted by: Rosasharn at March 22, 2021 07:03 AM (yEBFM)

4 Thanks for the links and commentary, JJ. I don't know how you do this every morning.

Posted by: Eisenhorn at March 22, 2021 07:04 AM (YEdnK)

5 Morning Horde.

You're up early JJ. and on your birfday too.

well coffee is ready, time to go read the writeup.

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 22, 2021 07:04 AM (8D42x)

6 Willowed then content

I'm also going to need someone to show me a virus that has become both more contagious AND more deadly.

We're literally witnessing an entirely new structure that turns all of our epidemiological understanding of the last 100 years on its head. We know nothing about viruses, evolution, and viral spread if this silliness is true.

We are at year zero scientifically.

Posted by: Lysenko - click here for your covid vaccine documentation and directions at March 22, 2021 07:04 AM (TIEIK)

7

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 22, 2021 07:04 AM (K2SnJ)

8 Michael Sherwin told CBS' 60 Minutes that he believes the evidence supports charging some of the suspects in the deadly attack with conspiring to overthrow the government

*

Everything is projection.

I'll say it again. I believe Trump tried to invoke the Insurrection Act to deal with their coup, but the military refused his orders.

Posted by: Lysenko - click here for your covid vaccine documentation and directions at March 22, 2021 07:05 AM (TIEIK)

9 The American police state has been here quite a while. Some are just now noticing.

Posted by: Night Moves at March 22, 2021 07:06 AM (EeUIW)

10 Who ordered the national guard to surround DC while Trump was still President? Did anyone ever say?

Posted by: Lysenko - click here for your covid vaccine documentation and directions at March 22, 2021 07:06 AM (TIEIK)

11 Hey J J

Posted by: CapeFear at March 22, 2021 07:10 AM (4PDMt)

12
g'mornin' again, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 22, 2021 07:10 AM (KWRIR)

13 Thank you, J.J.

AAA...HB-Day!!!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 22, 2021 07:10 AM (3D/fK)

14 Who ordered the national guard to surround DC while Trump was still President? Did anyone ever say?

*

Whelp, you're never going to guess this.

Pence.

It was VP Mike Pence.

Posted by: Lysenko - click here for your covid vaccine documentation and directions at March 22, 2021 07:14 AM (TIEIK)

15 Remember, everyone in the media, the leaders at Facebook, Google, Amazon, and the entire DNC knew that Biden was unfit for office. Not only did they lie to the American public and hide his infirmities, but they also rigged the election to make sure Trump did not win. As soon as they got the slimmest margin of control over all three branches, they immediately set about making sure they would win all future elections despite the will of the people. Remember.

Posted by: iandeal at March 22, 2021 07:15 AM (vgGyZ)

16 Anybody remember the path that the pathfinding enemy troops took to gain entry into the US in the original documentary known as Red Dawn?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 22, 2021 07:16 AM (3D/fK)

17 Pixy should check the site certificate. My browser was screaming about it, but my need for links was too great and I ignored it.

Gutentag fellow inmates. Today's samizdat has arrived, hot and fresh.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at March 22, 2021 07:16 AM (/WHAv)

18
Double masking, social distancing, and a corrupt DOJ won't be much help if a Russian or Chinese nuke explodes about a mile above Washington, DC.

Being 80 miles away from DC I've already given my wife instructions on what to do when she sees the flash. Thanks leftists, you pieces of shit, for me having to confront that eventuality.

Posted by: Bill from Attainder at March 22, 2021 07:16 AM (N/gDA)

19 well, can't say you didn't nail it again, having read the content. i'm just wondering WHO is going to be the first, but i'm sure it won't be the last with biden in the WH. they all smell the blood in the water.

If i had to guess, i'm going with Iran, nudged by china, to make a move on Iraq while our troop sit idly by mostly safe in the green zone.

if that works for them, China takes Taiwan inside of 6 months.

and i see this starting before the end of the year.

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 22, 2021 07:17 AM (8D42x)

20 I'll say it again. I believe Trump tried to invoke the Insurrection Act to deal with their coup, but the military refused his orders.
Posted by: Lysenko - click here for your covid vaccine documentation and directions at March 22, 2021 07:05 AM (TIEIK)

more and more, i'm agreeing with this.

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 22, 2021 07:19 AM (8D42x)

21 Anybody remember the path that the pathfinding enemy troops took to gain entry into the US in the original documentary known as Red Dawn?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 22, 2021 07:16 AM (3D/fK)

paradrop into Colorado.

but this time i expect a march up from mexico.

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 22, 2021 07:21 AM (8D42x)

22 weird, where did everyone go?

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 22, 2021 07:21 AM (8D42x)

23 The border situation really is insane. The cartels are using wristbands to track their customers and ensure payment. They are making billions of dollars off of the Biden Mal-administration's incompetence and evil. Hundreds of thousands of illegals per month, at thousands of dollars per head. And all of these people will soon be taking up residence in our neighborhoods, where we will be forced to pay for their "free" food, education, housing, health care, etc.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 22, 2021 07:21 AM (k4dH2)

24 " Being 80 miles away from DC I've already given my wife instructions on what to do when she sees the flash. "

You can adjust for type, size and location to see the projected effects.


https://nuclearsecrecy.com/nukemap/

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 22, 2021 07:21 AM (3D/fK)

25 Name field test

Posted by: Lysenko - the Vice President called up the National Guard to enforce the coup at March 22, 2021 07:22 AM (TIEIK)

26 hiya

Posted by: JT at March 22, 2021 07:23 AM (arJlL)

27 And again

Posted by: Lysenko - Vice President Pence called up the National Guard to enforce the coup at March 22, 2021 07:23 AM (TIEIK)

28 Kamala Harris might get the boot, because she smoked pot? That is too dumb to read.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at March 22, 2021 07:23 AM (/WHAv)

29 "paradrop into Colorado.

but this time i expect a march up from mexico."

If I'm not mistaken, the very first did come up through Mexico. to be on the ground in support of the actual invasion with paratroops and such.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 22, 2021 07:23 AM (3D/fK)

30 Name field test

Murray ?

Morty ?

Posted by: JT at March 22, 2021 07:23 AM (arJlL)

31 And again
Posted by: Lysenko -

Are you farting ?

Posted by: JT at March 22, 2021 07:24 AM (arJlL)

32 It's amazing to understand that the US went from the strong horse telling other obviously inferior countries how things were going to be to a broken nation with citizens genuinely worried about war with foreign powers taking advantage of internal turmoil in a mere four years and all because a "wrong" person was elected and showed the nation what we could be again.

Posted by: Lysenko - Vice President Pence called up the National Guard to enforce the coup at March 22, 2021 07:26 AM (TIEIK)

33 Morning again, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at March 22, 2021 07:27 AM (ju2Fy)

34 You can adjust for type, size and location to see the projected effects.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 22, 2021 07:21 AM


Already done that. Slight chance of survival unless China uses one of their biggest nukes. Then zero chance if a hit on Philly. Ground burst would be especially devastating for fallout - and why the hell wouldn't they? It's war and there's no Robert's Rules of Order.

Posted by: Bill from Attainder at March 22, 2021 07:27 AM (N/gDA)

35 Portland lets Antifa riot every night. "Beautifying" is obviously a joke term to them, and washing windows is a mere prelude to the main event. When Portland businesses become roof Koreans, I'll care more. Until those businesses start fighting back, I'll just figure they are ok with Antifan antics.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at March 22, 2021 07:29 AM (/WHAv)

36 Homeland security chief Alejandro Mayorkas says "We are operationalizing our procedures on the border". I goes he forgot to mention if they were procedurlizing their operations too.

Posted by: f'd at March 22, 2021 07:30 AM (1NHUw)

37 34 Philly would be a target with DC, along with Norfolk and Oceana. Also, any target worth nuking is worth nuking multiple times. There was a story about Cheney reviewing targets, and he noted a Russian radar site would be thumped multiple times. He asked who ordered it, and found out he did while Sec of DOD.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at March 22, 2021 07:32 AM (I58tH)

38 Joe Biden is no different than Gene Wilder and Richard Prior in the prison entry scene in Stir Crazy.

All bluff, and attempting to act like they imagine someone in that position should act.

And getting it wrong.

Salute the StairLift

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 22, 2021 07:32 AM (3D/fK)

39 Everyone have an amazing day. Be nice to at least one person today. You never know how much it may mean to them.
Posted by: Rosasharn at March 22, 2021 07:03 AM (yEBFM)


Awhile ago a lady in our church said she was at a lunch counter having a small snack and a young woman sat beside her. The young woman asked for a glass of water, but when they engaged in small talk, it was learned that she had no money but just needed a place to sit and think. The lady from church bought her lunch and then left to go back to work. A week later she went back to that lunch counter and on her way there, the young woman ran up to her. She said thank you for the woman's kindness and said that when she had asked for water she had been contemplating suicide, but that the woman's kindness changed her mind, and now she was getting her life right.
So being nice to others may be just what they need rather you ever know it or not.

Posted by: Chillin the most at March 22, 2021 07:34 AM (lonOK)

40 Good morning y'all!

Posted by: tbodie at March 22, 2021 07:34 AM (cHbIE)

41 My favorite tweet this past weekend:
ABC's Martha Raddatz to illegal alien who crossed the border: "Would you have tried to do this when Donald Trump was president?"
Illegal alien: "Definitely not."
Raddatz: "Did you come here because Joe Biden was elected president?"
Illegal: "Basically"

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at March 22, 2021 07:36 AM (/WHAv)

42
I warned my wife two Sundays ago when a military jet on afterburners kept making passes between Philly and coastal New Jersey. A lazy Sunday afternoon and they'd be taking training flights at that rate of speed and volume?

Might be interesting, if we had a curious media, to know just wtf was going on to warrant that response.

Posted by: Bill from Attainder at March 22, 2021 07:38 AM (N/gDA)

43 Ah, fresh hell. So refreshing. G'morning, Horde.

China is going to move on Taiwan and there is nothing we can, or are going to, do about it. But the neocucks still need to get us into a full-on war quickly so that can still pin it on TRUMP, and so... Russia, of course.

These assholes (the meat puppet and those propping him up) are going to get 100's of millions killed, and probably millions if not 10s of millions of us, because they are evil, disgusting cretins who are desperate to see us "put in our place" - that is, subservient.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at March 22, 2021 07:39 AM (NYS7S)

44 So did President* Uncle Joe crack his forehead in those falls?

Posted by: Lysenko - Vice President Pence called up the National Guard to enforce the coup at March 22, 2021 07:41 AM (CM8Oa)

45 Thank Goodess, at least NOW we will have no more #MeanTweets from a sitting President.
The only down side as I see it are the my kids and grand-kids will need to learn Spanish AND Mandarin if they want to work are allowed to work in the brave new niche economy pResident Biden has carved out for the former USA!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 22, 2021 07:42 AM (87oRe)

46 The mystery about election night in Fulton County....

Vicki Lawrence covered this in 1973.

Andy Wolloe said hello
And he said, "Hi, what's doing, Wo?"
Said, "Sit down, I got some bad news, it's gonna hurt."

Wo is the Chinaman your looking for.

More coffee.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 22, 2021 07:42 AM (vQkRp)

47 Also I sort of love that the camera angle was just right to have the Presidential Seal right beside him.

Posted by: Lysenko - Vice President Pence called up the National Guard to enforce the coup at March 22, 2021 07:42 AM (CM8Oa)

48 42 On a Sunday afternoon, that may have been ANG or Reserve training flights. Early 70s. while stationed at NAF DC ( Andrews) the DC AG loved to light up the ABs on quiet Sunday afternoons, as did our guys in the F8s and later F4Bs.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at March 22, 2021 07:42 AM (I58tH)

49 How soon till we are told that after a recent 'event', Air Force One is banned from being around the Resident, and will instead be sent to Delaware, to play with the dogs?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 22, 2021 07:42 AM (3D/fK)

50 Thank you, JJ.
Back to the links.

Now the "White Supremacist" In Chief has been removed, did anyone notice minority unemployment went up 9% in his first month out of office?

Posted by: Orange Man Bad (Rhees Be Upon Him) at March 22, 2021 07:43 AM (jV+aN)

51 If there's one thing that instills good order and discipline in a military unit, that's a bunch of snitches running around whispering accusations about each other.

Now on the other hand, if you were wanting to completely destroy the U.S. military...

Posted by: squid_hunt at March 22, 2021 07:43 AM (S5OQe)

52 They're not going to arrest antifa because they're intentionally not looking for antifa.

Anyone with an above room temperature IQ already knows is.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at March 22, 2021 07:45 AM (NYS7S)

53 Might be interesting, if we had a curious media, to know just wtf was going on to warrant that response.
Posted by: Bill from Attainder at March 22, 2021 07:38 AM (N/gDA)


Sorry Mr pResident, we can't scramble any of our jets today because we burned up all our stock of JP4 on "training" exercises.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 22, 2021 07:45 AM (87oRe)

54 50 They'll get rid of AF1 and have Greyhound 1, with the kneeling bus.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at March 22, 2021 07:45 AM (I58tH)

55 " did anyone notice minority unemployment went up 9% in his first month out of office?"

Resident Biden is helping them to cast off those enslaving chains of Job-Lock.


Dude is a giver...yes?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 22, 2021 07:45 AM (3D/fK)

56 Hahaha

One of the very first arrested was antifa/BLM. He was also mysteriously and immediately freed.

Such a puzzler, isn't it?

Posted by: Lysenko - Vice President Pence called up the National Guard to enforce the coup at March 22, 2021 07:46 AM (TIEIK)

57
Good morning, Hordians.

Let's get out there and enrage the lunatics by living a good life today.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 22, 2021 07:47 AM (mht8P)

58 On a Sunday afternoon, that may have been ANG or Reserve training flights. Early 70s. while stationed at NAF DC ( Andrews) the DC AG loved to light up the ABs on quiet Sunday afternoons, as did our guys in the F8s and later F4Bs.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at March 22, 2021 07:42 AM


This may be tin-foil hat territory, but I know Trump was in New York in that period. Perhaps he was flying back to Florida and Biden* wanted his plane harassed as it approached DC. All I can tell you was it was making one hell of a racket. Standing outside you would have had to stand very close to someone for them to hear you over the noise.

Posted by: Bill from Attainder at March 22, 2021 07:47 AM (N/gDA)

59 Posted by: Lysenko - Vice President Pence called up the National Guard to enforce the coup at March 22, 2021 07:46 AM (TIEIK)

Well at least they promptly released that officer's autopsy report so that no false information or rumors would be flying around...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 22, 2021 07:48 AM (87oRe)

60 Does anybody think that the Zuckerbergs of the world understand what is going to happen to them when everything blows up?

No doubt they think their money will insulate them from any consequences for their role in the destruction of our country, but millions of people know who they are and what they did, and they are going to have targets on their backs for the rest of their lives and maybe even into subsequent generations.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 22, 2021 07:48 AM (k4dH2)

61 "One of the very first arrested was antifa/BLM. He was also mysteriously and immediately freed. "

Wait...
You're saying that Proud Idiot was wrong?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 22, 2021 07:48 AM (3D/fK)

62 If you have a chance, get on one of these juries, nullify.

Posted by: Only Context at March 22, 2021 07:48 AM (xEIoY)

63
Does anyone still read Sports Illustrated?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 22, 2021 07:48 AM (mht8P)

64 "Does anyone still read Sports Illustrated? "

Never did.

Never will.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 22, 2021 07:49 AM (3D/fK)

65 Madness

takes its toll.

Posted by: Riff Raff at March 22, 2021 07:49 AM (DMUuz)

66 Does anyone still read Sports Illustrated?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 22, 2021 07:48 AM (mht8P)

Ummmmmmmmm.......No.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 22, 2021 07:49 AM (vQkRp)

67 If you have a chance, get on one of these juries, nullify.
Posted by: Only Context at March 22, 2021 07:48 AM (xEIoY


And answer very carefully during voir dire!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 22, 2021 07:49 AM (87oRe)

68 All I can do is look at these stories and look where America currently is and laugh in utter disbelief at the apocalypse. Everything happening, at the hands of this fraudulent government, is nightmarish. I'm shaking my head at what's unfolding and how fast it's unfolding. I think the very hardest thing to swallow is that they didn't even win this election. This is a true, bloodless coup. And all we can do is sit and watch it happen.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 22, 2021 07:50 AM (O+I8R)

69 So if they have evidence to charge people with sedition why have they not charged anyone with that crime, or at least announced they are going to charge people?

Methinks they have two things, jack and $hit.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at March 22, 2021 07:51 AM (JUOKG)

70 You won't be allowed on a jury if you tell the truth about impartiality.

Posted by: Lysenko - Vice President Pence called up the National Guard to enforce the coup at March 22, 2021 07:51 AM (mlBAr)

71 'Insurgence USA' leader is neither antifa or blm but got paid tens of thousands of dollars by cnn and provided them with an interview the same night. But 'moderate idiot' already knows that, but dots are hard to connect when IQ is too low.

Posted by: Bill from Attainder at March 22, 2021 07:51 AM (N/gDA)

72 This is a true, bloodless coup. And all we can do is sit and watch it happen.
______________

Don't worry, by the time it's over, there will be plenty of blood.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 22, 2021 07:52 AM (k4dH2)

73 Joe Biden's* new name:

Stumbles McPuddingcup

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at March 22, 2021 07:52 AM (fBtlL)

74 " If you have a chance, get on one of these juries, nullify."

The part of my brain that is protected by the tin-foil sometimes wonders if they are intentionally screwing up the Jury selection.

That way they can get the conviction, only to have it be overturned under appeal.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 22, 2021 07:52 AM (3D/fK)

75 " did anyone notice minority unemployment went up 9% in his first month out of office?"

--

If we had a "media," they might find it a good time to ask. HAHAHAHA, I simply crack myself up.

Besides, the fraud and phony has shoveled enough "stimulus" money at them to keep them quiet for a while. Got to pay them off, keep them stupid and unknowing, and they'll stay on that porch and thank him for being so kind and benevolent and caring.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 22, 2021 07:53 AM (O+I8R)

76 I'm still not used to this fucking time change.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at March 22, 2021 07:54 AM (y7DUB)

77 "Does anybody think that the Zuckerbergs of the world understand what is going to happen to them when everything blows up?"

Sure they do. That is why they have bought New Zealand.

Posted by: Ripley at March 22, 2021 07:54 AM (MxEKc)

78 'Insurgence USA' leader is neither antifa or blm

**

Don't fall for their bullshit. There is no club or card you carry.

"Racial justice and police reform" was his goal. His social media feed had BLM and antifa riots and retweets.

He's antifa/BLM.

Posted by: Lysenko - Vice President Pence called up the National Guard to enforce the coup at March 22, 2021 07:55 AM (mlBAr)

79 I actually saw a highly-rated Twitter post by a woman who said that Jesus fell three times, so that proves Joe Biden is actually the Second Coming. Or at least he was sent by G*d to absolve us of our sin of voting for Trump.

These people are way more nuts than most want to admit.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 22, 2021 07:55 AM (6XLoz)

80 And all we can do is sit and watch it happen.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 22, 2021 07:50 AM (O+I8R)


You have to admit that a cabal of corrupt incompetent scum were able to be allowed to cheat their way into essentially unlimited power and start to destroy the Nation in spite of the heroic efforts of our united Conservative GOP Establishment Party. But I am sure this is not a coordinated plan.
/s

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 22, 2021 07:55 AM (87oRe)

81 So if they have evidence to charge people with sedition why have they not charged anyone with that crime, or at least announced they are going to charge people?

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Honest question. If the feds were to charge these scapegoats, what kind of jury sits for this kind of trial? DC pool of voters? I honestly don't know.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 22, 2021 07:55 AM (O+I8R)

82 79 I actually saw a highly-rated Twitter post by a woman who said that Jesus fell three times, so that proves Joe Biden is actually the Second Coming. Or at least he was sent by G*d to absolve us of our sin of voting for Trump.

These people are way more nuts than most want to admit.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 22, 2021 07:55 AM (6XLoz)

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So, the Praetorian Guard Social Justice obsessed military were persecuting him to the point that he fell? Should we abolish the military?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, for one day only, teaming up with Batman at March 22, 2021 07:56 AM (LvTSG)

83 The part of my brain that is protected by the
tin-foil sometimes wonders if they are intentionally screwing up the
Jury selection.



That way they can get the conviction, only to have it be overturned under appeal.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 22, 2021 07:52 AM

That's the plan.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at March 22, 2021 07:56 AM (JUOKG)

84 Don't fall for their bullshit

**

FWIW, this is the same mind-fuck as people having to acknowledge the sanctity of the election or that hairy dudes in dresses are women.

Say no to their premise. They're liars.

Posted by: Lysenko - Vice President Pence called up the National Guard to enforce the coup at March 22, 2021 07:57 AM (mlBAr)

85 " did anyone notice minority unemployment went up 9% in his first month out of office?"

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If we had a "media," they might find it a good time to ask. HAHAHAHA, I simply crack myself up.


According to Robert Barnes there were anti lockdown protests throughout the world this weekend the enemedia ignored.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at March 22, 2021 07:58 AM (y7DUB)

86 Is Pixy losing comments?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 22, 2021 07:58 AM (CjFDo)

87 75 Shoveling money is an understatement. $1400 now improved with bucks for each of the chilluns could buy a lot of spinner wheels, lifting them from poverty. A 22 year old baby mama with 5 chilluns gets over 8 grand.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at March 22, 2021 07:58 AM (I58tH)

88 Does anyone still read Sports Illustrated?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 22, 2021 07:48 AM


My wife used to buy me the SI bathing suit calendar every year for Christmas which I hung at my home office workspace. I never threw them away. I was writing some software code (I learned to code!) and discovered the calendar repeats every eight years. Having an eight year supply I was fixed for life. No trannies for me, just wholesome corn-fed babes who knew how to rock a bikini.

Posted by: Bill from Attainder at March 22, 2021 07:58 AM (N/gDA)

89
I've heard that the fastest way to gum up the judicial system is to demand a speedy trial by jury.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 22, 2021 07:59 AM (mht8P)

90 85
According to Robert Barnes there were anti lockdown protests throughout the world this weekend the enemedia ignored.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at March 22, 2021 07:58 AM (y7DUB)

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You've got august federal judges writing screeds about the media's inability to tell any story with any grain of truth. The Democrats outright stole the last election, and everyone knows it even if Youtube won't let you talk about it.

This situation cannot continue forever.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, for one day only, teaming up with Batman at March 22, 2021 08:00 AM (LvTSG)

91 89
I've heard that the fastest way to gum up the judicial system is to demand a speedy trial by jury.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 22, 2021 07:59 AM (mht8P)

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So, we all commit federal crimes and get trials by jury?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, for one day only, teaming up with Batman at March 22, 2021 08:01 AM (LvTSG)

92 Boker Fuckin Tov

Well sundown has basically just eliminated our sourthern border. it is now a free for all.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 22, 2021 08:01 AM (GPwVZ)

93 I actually saw a highly-rated Twitter post by a woman who said that Jesus fell three times, so that proves Joe Biden is actually the Second Coming. Or at least he was sent by G*d to absolve us of our sin of voting for Trump.

These people are way more nuts than most want to admit.
Posted by: Ian S


Jesus fell three times going up the gangway of Air Force 1?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2021 08:02 AM (OCTRt)

94 $1400 now improved with bucks for each of the chilluns could buy a lot of spinner wheels, lifting them from poverty. A 22 year old baby mama with 5 chilluns gets over 8 grand.

*

I know that family personally. They bought a ten year old luxury SUV with their last big influx, and I have no doubt they'll trade it in (and lose money) in order to buy a seven year old used luxury SUV, and it will be parked beside the singlewide as soon as it nerds its first repair.

Give them more money, because bad decisions aren't going to make themselves.

Posted by: Lysenko - Vice President Pence called up the National Guard to enforce the coup at March 22, 2021 08:03 AM (TIEIK)

95 Job-Lock

There was a term I was hoping never to hear again, especially recited by that numbnuts Harry Reid. Maybe the "exercise equipment" was irritated by it too.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at March 22, 2021 08:03 AM (y7DUB)

96
So, we all commit federal crimes and get trials by jury?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, for one day only, teaming up with Batman

___________

Well, are you not committing some federal crime every day?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 22, 2021 08:03 AM (mht8P)

97 "Jesus fell three times going up the gangway of Air Force 1?"

Remember the just recently discovered additional biblical scrolls?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 22, 2021 08:04 AM (3D/fK)

98 I actually saw a highly-rated Twitter post by a woman who said that Jesus fell three times, so that proves Joe Biden is actually the Second Coming. Or at least he was sent by G*d to absolve us of our sin of voting for Trump.

These people are way more nuts than most want to admit.

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It's shaken me to my core at just how stupid, ignorant, gullible and nuts Americans are. At least, it shakes me to the bone knowing how many* of them there are. Remember the dunce of a woman who twatted a few days ago that Biden's saying "President Harris" meant he was referring to her being president of the Senate...you big dummies. Yeah, these people's brains are impervious to logical thinking. Completely and totally. Like trying to push a feather through concrete. Not gonna happen.

*Case in point: even in fairly normal people, I see such an addiction to these useless masks that I can't believe it's real. Everybody seems to just do what they're told, takes everything they hear on the television by anyone calling themselves an "expert" and falls into line. No questioning, no skepticism, no anything.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 22, 2021 08:04 AM (O+I8R)

99 Miami shutting down spring break is due to white supremacy. The supremacists are really tan though.

Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at March 22, 2021 08:04 AM (EpDzw)

100 79 I actually saw a highly-rated Twitter post by a woman who said that Jesus fell three times, so that proves Joe Biden is actually the Second Coming. Or at least he was sent by G*d to absolve us of our sin of voting for Trump.

These people are way more nuts than most want to admit.
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Jesus had a reason for falling: he'd just been savagely whipped, and he was being forced to carry on the naked and torn flesh of his back the heavy wooden cross upon which he'd be executed.

Joe Biden was walking up carpeted steps in a slight breeze.

But yeah, totes the same thing!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 22, 2021 08:05 AM (k4dH2)

101 96
So, we all commit federal crimes and get trials by jury?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, for one day only, teaming up with Batman

___________

Well, are you not committing some federal crime every day?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 22, 2021 08:03 AM (mht8P)

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I'm little people, though, not somebody.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, for one day only, teaming up with Batman at March 22, 2021 08:06 AM (LvTSG)

102
"Jesus fell three times going up the gangway of Air Force 1?"

________

To sign executive orders making it easier to abort babies.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 22, 2021 08:06 AM (mht8P)

103 My favorite tweet this past weekend:
ABC's Martha Raddatz to illegal alien who crossed the border: "Would you have tried to do this when Donald Trump was president?"
Illegal alien: "Definitely not."
Raddatz: "Did you come here because Joe Biden was elected president?"
Illegal: "Basically"
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at March 22, 2021 07:36 AM (/WHAv)


Did the emotionally unstable Raddatz start crying or accuse the Illegal of falling for Russian disinformation or mean tweets?

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at March 22, 2021 08:07 AM (y7DUB)

104 Are you allowed to defend yourself in Federal court?

Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at March 22, 2021 08:07 AM (EpDzw)

105 We have I think lost the MAD concept. I have little doubt if we were subject to a nuke strike, the military wouldn't respond.

Posted by: Only Context at March 22, 2021 08:07 AM (xEIoY)

106 If I'm not mistaken, the very first did come up through Mexico. to be on the ground in support of the actual invasion with paratroops and such.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 22, 2021 07:23 AM (3D/fK)

damn, now i'm going to have to go back and watch. all i can recall is the opening scene with them dropping in as swaze and the bunch haul ass from school.

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 22, 2021 08:08 AM (8D42x)

107 So the new Air Force one will either be a modified 747, with kneeling suspension, and fully ADA compliant.

Or

A C-17, with the worlds largest wheel chair access ramp in the back.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 22, 2021 08:08 AM (3D/fK)

108 100 Just imagine if Biden would have cracked his skull, and Jill came down and wiped the blood with her veil. JoJo could start calling her Veronica, in his case after one of his favorite Archie comic book characters.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at March 22, 2021 08:09 AM (I58tH)

109 No trannies for me, just wholesome corn-fed babes who knew how to rock a bikini.

--

So what you're saying is:

Corn fed babes > Hormone fed babes.

That right there will get you canceled, bub!

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 22, 2021 08:09 AM (O+I8R)

110 "Are you allowed to defend yourself in Federal court?"

Firearms are generally banned....so, no.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 22, 2021 08:09 AM (3D/fK)

111 Jesus had a reason for falling: he'd just been savagely whipped, and he was being forced to carry on the naked and torn flesh of his back the heavy wooden cross upon which he'd be executed.

Joe Biden was walking up carpeted steps in a slight breeze.

But yeah, totes the same thing!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer


Saw the meme where Trump hits a drive and the golf ball hits Biden in the head on the Steps of AF1.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2021 08:09 AM (OCTRt)

112 Morning all....

From the 'you just can't make this shit up' file...

@NicXTempore

Really wild stuff downtown. A Stop Asian Hate rally is clashing with a Pro-Uighur drive by. The pro-Uighur group is shouting "F-- China!" The Asian rally is responding by calling them "racist."

Videos: https://tinyurl.com/yj3ukfxt

Posted by: Tami at March 22, 2021 08:10 AM (cF8AT)

113 "damn, now i'm going to have to go back and watch. all i can recall is the opening scene with them dropping in "

Go to the campfire scene, where they are discussing how it happened with Powers Booth.

He mentions it.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 22, 2021 08:11 AM (3D/fK)

114 this nation that just over a year ago appeared to be heading once again towards indisputable global dominance now looks like a headless chicken, spouting blood and guano all over the yard as loud, bizarre squawks still emanate from the disembodied beak.
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Like in economics, we're now in a period of "creative destruction." An established industrial titan was shown itself to be uncreative, sclerotic and inefficient. An upstart in the industry sees the blood in the water and starts attacking the margins. The old, reliable dinosaur starts trimming the olives out of the salads to save money while their customers flee in droves. Bankruptcy and eventual liquidation awaits the old-line titan.

Unlike economics, though, what comes out the other side after the localized disruptions calm down will not be a leaner, richer, bigger environment with more net opportunity. What we will get is a globalist cabal of unaccountable power centers with state and corporate interests uncomfortably aligned and periodically slicing at each-others' flanks while the people get roughly buggered without lubricant to pay for their intrigues and work in their demonic mills.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 22, 2021 08:11 AM (Jsjd7)

115 112 @NicXTempore

Really wild stuff downtown. A Stop Asian Hate rally is clashing with a Pro-Uighur drive by. The pro-Uighur group is shouting "F-- China!" The Asian rally is responding by calling them "racist."

Videos: https://tinyurl.com/yj3ukfxt
Posted by: Tami at March 22, 2021 08:10 AM (cF8AT)

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Who had "embracing Islamaphobia" on their progressive punch cards for 2021?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, for one day only, teaming up with Batman at March 22, 2021 08:11 AM (LvTSG)

116 I'm not going to lose any sleep when the coming Harris "administration" kicks in. It couldn't get any worse than what's already happening. So there's that...

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 22, 2021 08:11 AM (O+I8R)

117 79 I actually saw a highly-rated Twitter post by a woman who said that Jesus fell three times, so that proves Joe Biden is actually the Second Coming. Or at least he was sent by G*d to absolve us of our sin of voting for Trump.

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that's insanely hilarious

Posted by: vmom super straight stabby stabber stabalot at March 22, 2021 08:12 AM (nUhF0)

118 A Stop Asian Hate rally is clashing with a Pro-Uighur drive by. The pro-Uighur group is shouting "F-- China!" The Asian rally is responding by calling them "racist."

"Stop Asian Hate" is a CCP operation, so that's not really surprising. The Left has no principles other than Will To Power, as the Empress has pointed out repeatedly.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 22, 2021 08:12 AM (6XLoz)

119 Well sundown has basically just eliminated our sourthern border. it is now a free for all.
_____________

Not really, as the cartels are in charge now. They make sure that nobody gets across unless they've paid the cartels their fees. They're even putting wristbands on their customers and checking them periodically along the journey, to make sure no freeloaders slip through. They charge thousands of dollars per head, and with hundreds of thousands crossing every month now, the billions$ add up quickly, so you can understand why it's important for the cartels to have an effective system in place for monitoring the floods.

Then once the illegals -- er, the "refugees" -- are safely in the U.S., we the taxpayers get to take over paying for them for the rest of their lives. Great system, isn't it?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 22, 2021 08:13 AM (k4dH2)

120 "We are extremely disappointed to see Gov. Noem break her word on this critical legislation."
"BETRAYAL: Noem 'Neutered' Bill Protecting Women's Sports"


What a load of bullshit. She sent the bill back because it added layers of bureaucracy and opened individuals up to lawsuits. The Ron DeSantis fanboys are trying to take her out early and it's pathetic.

Posted by: lowandslow at March 22, 2021 08:14 AM (4thlk)

121 Not really, as the cartels are in charge now. They make sure that nobody gets across unless they've paid the cartels their fees. They're even putting wristbands on their customers and checking them periodically along the journey, to make sure no freeloaders slip through.

So the cartels are more organized and effective than the actual Border Patrol? I'm not at all surprised.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 22, 2021 08:14 AM (6XLoz)

122 I have a serious problem with Naomi Wolf. She's a leftist, and a pretty hard one at that. She's also at least moderately intelligent and I suspect she's very intelligent. She doesn't like the inevitable consequences of her ideology and laments our delivery in the hands of an incompetent and unaccountable cabal. So she sounds the alarm.

But she sounded the alarm at least 20 years too late, and at least fifteen years *after* she played her not-insignificant role in whipping the caring amateur intelligentsia to help deliver us to where we are now. This outcome (or one like it but even worse) was inevitable and she's smart enough to know how this ends and to know how it would end before she even got started.

This is quite possibly the best possible world that is compatible with what Wolf spend decades preaching and agitating towards. She can take her laments and stuff it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 22, 2021 08:15 AM (Jsjd7)

123 I actually saw a highly-rated Twitter post by a woman who said that Jesus fell three times, so that proves Joe Biden is actually the Second Coming. Or at least he was sent by G*d to absolve us of our sin of voting for Trump.

Dorsey must be so proud of the level of retard that uses his dogshit software now that Mean Tweets have been banned.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at March 22, 2021 08:15 AM (y7DUB)

124 Now would be a really good time for the NG to be amassed at the TX border to help stem this crush of illegals. But that's not going to happen because who cares about the well-being of America or Americans.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 22, 2021 08:15 AM (O+I8R)

125 What a load of bullshit. She sent the bill back because it added layers of bureaucracy and opened individuals up to lawsuits. The Ron DeSantis fanboys are trying to take her out early and it's pathetic.
Posted by: lowandslow at March 22, 2021 08:14 AM (4thlk)

You know, she could have signed it and then said "I'll work to get rid of the junk in the bill." Don't let the perfect be the enemy of the good.

Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at March 22, 2021 08:15 AM (EpDzw)

126 122 This is quite possibly the best possible world that is compatible with what Wolf spend decades preaching and agitating towards. She can take her laments and stuff it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 22, 2021 08:15 AM (Jsjd7)

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She can join John Cleese in wondering what happened to the Western world.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, for one day only, teaming up with Batman at March 22, 2021 08:16 AM (LvTSG)

127 The cartels are better organized and they have less restrictive rules of engagement.

Posted by: Only Context at March 22, 2021 08:16 AM (xEIoY)

128 So the cartels are more organized and effective than the actual Border Patrol? I'm not at all surprised.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 22, 2021 08:14 AM (6XLoz)

People crossing have armbands showing the cartel responsible for them.

Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at March 22, 2021 08:17 AM (EpDzw)

129 Are you allowed to defend yourself in Federal court?
Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at March 22, 2021 08:07 AM (EpDzw)

Yes but it will cost you. Unless your wealthy, might as well plead it out, which is what usually happens

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 22, 2021 08:17 AM (GPwVZ)

130 127 The cartels are better organized and they have less restrictive rules of engagement.
Posted by: Only Context at March 22, 2021 08:16 AM (xEIoY)

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There's a reason the mob rules in Southern Italy, and it's not because people like gangs running around terrorizing normies.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, for one day only, teaming up with Batman at March 22, 2021 08:17 AM (LvTSG)

131 Interesting trivia about the documentary 'Red Dawn'

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087985/trivia

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 22, 2021 08:18 AM (3D/fK)

132 It might be in JJ's links but I just heard a radio that the UN is setting up a website so that people who were deported under and the Democrats are passing a bill to give illegals voting privileges in three years Trump can go to the front of the line to come back under Biden

Posted by: Lysenko - Vice President Pence called up the National Guard to enforce the coup at March 22, 2021 08:18 AM (5A3Vz)

133 She can join John Cleese in wondering what happened to the Western world.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, for one day only, teaming up with Batman at March 22, 2021 08:16 AM (LvTSG)

You spend decades tearing down the society you live in and then wonder what happened.

Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at March 22, 2021 08:18 AM (EpDzw)

134 Are you farting ?
Posted by: JT at March 22, 2021 07:24 AM


Does the sun rise in the east?

Posted by: Eric Swalwell (D-Ca) at March 22, 2021 08:18 AM (DMUuz)

135 133 She can join John Cleese in wondering what happened to the Western world.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, for one day only, teaming up with Batman at March 22, 2021 08:16 AM (LvTSG)

You spend decades tearing down the society you live in and then wonder what happened.
Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at March 22, 2021 08:18 AM (EpDzw)

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They were supposed to stay the avant garde.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, for one day only, teaming up with Batman at March 22, 2021 08:18 AM (LvTSG)

136 "You know, she could have signed it and then said "I'll work to get rid of the junk in the bill." Don't let the perfect be the enemy of the good."


Or she could still sign it after it's fixed. It's obvious what's going on here, conservative punditry has decided on Ron DeSantis and they'll do what they can to help.

Posted by: lowandslow at March 22, 2021 08:19 AM (4thlk)

137 ... They charge thousands of dollars per head, and with hundreds of thousands crossing every month now, the billions$ add up quickly, so you can understand why it's important for the cartels to have an effective system in place for monitoring the floods. ...
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 22, 2021 08:13 AM (k4dH2)
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And much of that thousands of per-capita dollars paid for through remittances back home from this country. Our immigration policy has resulted in preferential treatment for illegal aliens over citizens, empowerment and direct financing of tyranny south of the border, direct financing of drug cartels and the terror they wreak over the people and lands they control, the destabilization of our southern neighbor and the continued erosion of our sovereignty, peace and culture.

If you tried with all your might to craft a perfectly perverse policy, you might not beat the natural, sinister and idiotic evolution of our border policy.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 22, 2021 08:19 AM (Jsjd7)

138 134 Are you farting ?
Posted by: JT at March 22, 2021 07:24 AM

Does the sun rise in the east?
Posted by: Eric Swalwell (D-Ca) at March 22, 2021 08:18 AM (DMUuz)

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We need some blood magic to undo this.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, for one day only, teaming up with Batman at March 22, 2021 08:19 AM (LvTSG)

139 Twitter lady comparing Biden in any way to Christ is fortunate for the concept of mercy.

Posted by: Only Context at March 22, 2021 08:19 AM (xEIoY)

140 49 How soon till we are told that after a recent 'event', Air Force One is banned from being around the Resident, and will instead be sent to Delaware, to play with the dogs?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 22, 2021 07:42 AM

Biden says he hurt his leg chasing Air Force 1 out of the shower.

Posted by: Grimmy at March 22, 2021 08:20 AM (3MG/9)

141 Twitter lady comparing Biden in any way to Christ is fortunate for the concept of mercy.

No kidding. I wanted to shower with holy water after I'd read it, never mind actually writing that.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 22, 2021 08:21 AM (6XLoz)

142
Saw the VIOLENT meme where Trump hits a drive and the golf ball hits Biden in the head on the Steps of AF1.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2021 08:09 AM


Had to fix that for you to conform to Terms of Service and right-speak regulations.

Posted by: Facebook Fact Checkers at March 22, 2021 08:21 AM (N/gDA)

143 Now would be a really good time for the NG to be amassed at the TX border to help stem this crush of illegals. But that's not going to happen because who cares about the well-being of America or Americans.
Posted by: Lady in Black

Be glad I'm not governor. Texas State Guard would be heavily armed at the border with a ROE to fire on border crossers armed or not. Fed sets immigration policy. Texas has a right to protect it's borders from criminals.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2021 08:21 AM (OCTRt)

144 @Rasmussen_Poll 3m

Reader Alert: Coming Up

@JoeBiden daily presidential job approval % is down sharply this Monday. More later.

Posted by: Tami at March 22, 2021 08:21 AM (cF8AT)

145 Or she could still sign it after it's fixed. It's obvious what's going on here, conservative punditry has decided on Ron DeSantis and they'll do what they can to help.
Posted by: lowandslow at March 22, 2021 08:19 AM (4thlk)

So, she was dumb enough to walk into the trap. Do you believe the Dems will play nicer? It doesn't matter anyways because Trump getting elected was a one-off. They won't let that happen again.

Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at March 22, 2021 08:22 AM (EpDzw)

146 Not really, as the cartels are in charge now. They make sure that nobody gets across unless they've paid the cartels their fees. They're even putting wristbands on their customers and checking them periodically along the journey, to make sure no freeloaders slip through.

So the cartels are more organized and effective than the actual Border Patrol? I'm not at all surprised.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 22, 2021 08:14 AM (6XLoz)

well, one group has a vested interest in making sure the border crossings are smooth, the other is hamstrung by the govt in DC...

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 22, 2021 08:22 AM (8D42x)

147 144 @Rasmussen_Poll 3m

Reader Alert: Coming Up

@JoeBiden daily presidential job approval % is down sharply this Monday. More later.
Posted by: Tami at March 22, 2021 08:21 AM (cF8AT)

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Health worries, crises everywhere, being insulted by the Chinese openly.

Perhaps people will care enough to force their state representatives to do something about election integrity.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, for one day only, teaming up with Batman at March 22, 2021 08:22 AM (LvTSG)

148 The cartels must be laughing their asses off. The US government is effectively out of the game when it comes to monitoring the border and the human smuggling is just lagniappe for those guys.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 22, 2021 08:22 AM (5XK0y)

149
Illegal Immigrants Being Released Into US Without Court Date

Only a fuckin fool or someone senile or a communist could think this is not disaster

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 22, 2021 08:23 AM (GPwVZ)

150 "damn, now i'm going to have to go back and watch. all i can recall is the opening scene with them dropping in "

Go to the campfire scene, where they are discussing how it happened with Powers Booth.

He mentions it.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 22, 2021 08:11 AM (3D/fK)

thanks VIA. I'll have to go back to that. it was a good fun movie. who knew it'd turn in to a prophetic documentary....

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 22, 2021 08:23 AM (8D42x)

151 So the cartels are more organized and effective than the actual Border Patrol? I'm not at all surprised.
_______________

The cartels are very organized and efficient. They compile information about the "migrant's" family in their home country as well as in the U.S., so that they know where to find them if the "migrant" fails to make all their payments. The crossing fees are steep -- they start at around $7,000, so many times they are made in installments over time, and the "migrant" better not miss a payment. The cartels are using wristbands and scanners to keep track of "migrants" and their payments along the route. The cartels know far more about who is coming into the U.S. than the U.S. government ever will.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 22, 2021 08:23 AM (k4dH2)

152 Be glad I'm not governor. Texas State Guard would be heavily armed at the border with a ROE to fire on border crossers armed or not. Fed sets immigration policy. Texas has a right to protect it's borders from criminals.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2021 08:21 AM (OCTRt)

I would be rounding up any Federal official or NGO caught assisting them. If you don't see the need to force a Constitutional crisis over this, what's the point?

Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at March 22, 2021 08:23 AM (EpDzw)

153 Nice Louis L'Amour link today. Reading his Sackett series (and others) is one of my guilty pleasures. L'Amour has a message for Demofascist revisionists:


A
mistake constantly made by those who should know better is to judge
people of the past by our standards rather than their own. The only way
men and women can be judged is against the canvas of their own time."

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at March 22, 2021 08:24 AM (/WHAv)

154 I had a nasty, terrible incident this weekend. I was out shopping for some stuff for my new house and my mom wanted to come along. We went and on our way out of a store, she tripped over a parking block and hit the deck. I was able to break her fall, but not stop the tumble. She was shaken up badly - unfocused and cold sweats - for about 10 minutes while I was driving us to the hospital in case she needed it (she didn't, thank G-d).

Biden, who is a bit older than her and in worse health, took three stumbles in a brief period and there was no clear external cause or trigger (and it sure as shit wasn't "the wind"). How long did he spend dazed and in emergency medical care once he stumbled his way into the plane? How long did it take for him to become semi-functional again?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 22, 2021 08:24 AM (Jsjd7)

155 "So, she was dumb enough to walk into the trap. Do you believe the Dems will play nicer? It doesn't matter anyways because Trump getting elected was a one-off. They won't let that happen again."


She didn't fall into any trap her new opponents are just making shit up, just like the left.

Posted by: lowandslow at March 22, 2021 08:24 AM (4thlk)

156 It might be in JJ's links but I just heard a radio that the UN is setting up a website so that people who were deported under and the Democrats are passing a bill to give illegals voting privileges in three years Trump can go to the front of the line to come back under Biden

--

What's surreal is that amnesty for illegals, let alone voting privileges, is wildly, wildly unpopular. Yet "the betters" running DC couldn't care less. Of course they'll all be voting, and soon. Although, given the ability to steal any election they want now, what's the point, other than making it easier on themselves.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 22, 2021 08:25 AM (O+I8R)

157 Arabella is a tool of the tech billionaires, especially Gates and Zuck.

Posted by: CN at March 22, 2021 08:25 AM (ONvIw)

158 Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2021 08:21 AM (OCTRt)

I'd like to see the TXNG patrol the border and snipe coyotes, and airlift the existing border crossers back to their homeland.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 22, 2021 08:25 AM (5XK0y)

159 Saw the meme where Trump hits a drive and the golf ball hits Biden in the head on the Steps of AF1.

Don Jr. posted that meme, which resulted in the media issuing a "fact check" that Biden had not been hit by a golf ball. I'm not sure that clarification actually makes Biden look better, but they can't help themselves.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 22, 2021 08:26 AM (6XLoz)

160 Also three years to amnesty and voting privileges. The Democrats are passing that bill.

Posted by: Lysenko - Vice President Pence called up the National Guard to enforce the coup at March 22, 2021 08:26 AM (lWvma)

161 Only a fuckin fool or someone senile or a communist could think this is not disaster
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 22, 2021 08:23 AM (GPwVZ)
++++
This is true, but there are plenty of intelligent, capable commies who deliberately pursue it as a means to an end. The people really in charge aren't fools, they're evil and they're doing it on purpose.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 22, 2021 08:26 AM (Jsjd7)

162 That Rasmussen home page has a reference to a poll of who is really running the United States.
And it ain't Joe Biden, not by a long shot.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 22, 2021 08:26 AM (3D/fK)

163 Fake Invisible Catastrophes and Threats of Doom is free with Kindle Unlimited

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 22, 2021 08:27 AM (yrol0)

164 What a load of bullshit. She sent the bill back because it added layers of bureaucracy and opened individuals up to lawsuits. The Ron DeSantis fanboys are trying to take her out early and it's pathetic.
Posted by: lowandslow at March 22, 2021 08:14 AM (4thlk)

You know, she could have signed it and then said "I'll work to get rid of the junk in the bill." Don't let the perfect be the enemy of the good.
Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at March 22, 2021 08:15 AM (EpDzw)

yeah, because republicans have been so good about fixing ANYTHING after the fact...

I fully support Noem on this. what ever fuckstick threw in additional bullshit needs to be named and shamed, and they need to provide her a clean bill.

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 22, 2021 08:27 AM (8D42x)

165 Good morning! Monday morning!

Good American Thinker article. I wish more than anything that Fauci would disappear. I can't imagine living like this the rest of my life.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 22, 2021 08:27 AM (nxdel)

166 Morning Horde.

Well, it looks like we're in for a nasty summer. I just wonder what is going to collapse first. Our border, currency or government.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at March 22, 2021 08:28 AM (jvt6t)

167 148 The cartels must be laughing their asses off.
________________

They're too busy whooping and hollering shouts of joy as they watch their bank balances rise.

They're making billions of dollars per month now that Trump is gone and Biden has allowed them to take control once again.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 22, 2021 08:28 AM (k4dH2)

168 Well, it looks like we're in for a nasty summer. I just wonder what is going to collapse first. Our border, currency or government.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at March 22, 2021 08:28 AM (jvt6t)
++++
Of those three, I'm all-in on "border."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 22, 2021 08:28 AM (Jsjd7)

169 Good morning everyone.

Decent weekend. I got the home automation stuff set up. It's fun to talk into my watch and set the thermostat or open the garage door. Doesn't matter much to the world at large but it kept me distracted.

I did a spin on Twitter and saw funny videos of Trump driving a golf ball that was edited to hit Biden in the head and knock him down. Of course one of the tweets had to tell me the video was edited. Thanks for that!

Anyway, my psych bed evaporated so I'm looking for a new one. I'm being steered toward outpatient and remote via Teladoc which doesn't sound very effective to me. In the meantime, I'm safe at home.

Be well people.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at March 22, 2021 08:28 AM (wGxSf)

170 Anti 2A legislation in the works. I can see the false flag op of somebody taking pot shots at a group of the huddled masses. Wait, that's crazy talk. That would be like the DOJ buying firearms and giving them to drug cartels and then losing track of them.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at March 22, 2021 08:28 AM (I58tH)

171
Only a fuckin fool or someone senile or a communist could think this is not disaster
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 22, 2021 08:23 AM (GPwVZ)

A plan to waterdown and destroy Western Civilization and replace it with a new, open society that concentrates wealth even further.

Posted by: CN at March 22, 2021 08:28 AM (ONvIw)

172 You know, she could have signed it and then said "I'll work to get rid of the junk in the bill."

When has that ever happened? The GOP couldn't even kill ObamaCare after the fact, and many of them were elected specifically to do that.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 22, 2021 08:29 AM (6XLoz)

173 169 Anyway, my psych bed evaporated so I'm looking for a new one.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at March 22, 2021 08:28 AM (wGxSf)

========

They should probably build psych beds out of wood or metal instead of water.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, for one day only, teaming up with Batman at March 22, 2021 08:29 AM (LvTSG)

174 I'd like to see the TXNG patrol the border and snipe coyotes, and airlift the existing border crossers back to their homeland.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead


TXSG. State Guard answers ONLY to the Governor. I could see DC nationalizing the TXNG just so the Governor couldn't use them.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2021 08:29 AM (OCTRt)

175 Don Jr. posted that meme, which resulted in the media issuing a "fact check" that Biden had not been hit by a golf ball. I'm not sure that clarification actually makes Biden look better, but they can't help themselves.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 22, 2021 08:26 AM (6XLoz)


Between judges skewering them and Project Veritas getting a green light to proceed with discovery against the Duranty Gazette, maybe they should be looking at contingency career opportunities.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at March 22, 2021 08:29 AM (y7DUB)

176
Anyone remember when John McCain's campaign was on the rocks, completely dead in the water, out of money, and somebody got behind him and infused his campaign with enough money to win?

The worst candidate ended up winning. The least conservative.

Think it won't happen again? If it isn't Trump or someone he endorses 100% we're bound to let the GOP pull the rug out from under us again.

Posted by: Bill from Attainder at March 22, 2021 08:29 AM (N/gDA)

177 Illegal Immigrants Being Released Into US Without Court Date

Only a fuckin fool or someone senile or a communist could think this is not disaster

--

And who's to say that the 100s of 1000s that will be crossing the border by year's end will not be able to simply claim they've been here 1 or 2 decades already...living in the shadows (in our horrible, racist country)? They'll easily be lumped into those that "have established lives, kids in schools, been here too long to ever send back..." I guess it's all moot though, because there are no limits and no borders anymore.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 22, 2021 08:30 AM (O+I8R)

178 Biden is America's Chernenko.

Posted by: stv at March 22, 2021 08:30 AM (m4GYV)

179 Saw the meme where Trump hits a drive and the golf ball hits Biden in the head on the Steps of AF1.

Don Jr. posted that meme, which resulted in the media issuing a "fact check" that Biden had not been hit by a golf ball. I'm not sure that clarification actually makes Biden look better, but they can't help themselves.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 22, 2021 08:26 AM (6XLoz)

ygbfsm...

they really "fact checked" that?

Pravda shakes it's head and asks the US media, "have you no shame..."

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 22, 2021 08:30 AM (8D42x)

180 " In the meantime, I'm safe at home.

Be well people."

Just remember, we are here for you.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 22, 2021 08:30 AM (3D/fK)

181 @JoeBiden daily presidential job approval % is down sharply this Monday. More later.
Posted by: Tami at March 22, 2021 08:21 AM (cF8AT)


I thought Biden only fell up

Posted by: REDACTED at March 22, 2021 08:31 AM (6iURM)

182 178 Biden* is America's Chernobyl.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at March 22, 2021 08:31 AM (I58tH)

183 Be well people.
Posted by: WitchDoktor


Glad to see you here WD.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2021 08:31 AM (OCTRt)

184 They should probably build psych beds out of wood or metal instead of water.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, for one day only, teaming up with Batman at March 22, 2021 08:29 AM (LvTSG)

--

You very likely have a lucrative spot waiting for you in the field of medical facility consulting!!

Do something about the TV programming too, will you?

Posted by: WitchDoktor at March 22, 2021 08:32 AM (wGxSf)

185 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 22, 2021 08:26 AM (Jsjd7)

A lot of them aren't even communists (you can't tell me that the billionaires are communists). They want the corruption of absolute power that their sycophants claim they should have.

Posted by: CN at March 22, 2021 08:32 AM (ONvIw)

186 Joe Mannix, glad your mom is okay. That's scary. Had many incidents like that with my mom.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 22, 2021 08:32 AM (nxdel)

187 178 Biden is America's Chernenko.

Biden is America's Chernobyl.

FIFY

Posted by: Jak Sucio at March 22, 2021 08:32 AM (jvt6t)

188 Pravda shakes it's head and asks the US media, "have you no shame..."

That happened somewhere around the headline that Biden had practically ended poverty by signing the new covid porkulus.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 22, 2021 08:32 AM (6XLoz)

189 What a load of bullshit. She sent the bill back because it added layers of bureaucracy and opened individuals up to lawsuits. The Ron DeSantis fanboys are trying to take her out early and it's pathetic.

Posted by: lowandslow at March 22, 2021 08:14 AM (4thlk)

Seems like the thing to do would be go out and point out the layers of new bureaucracy and opportunities for lawsuits, while naming and shaming the folks who put that garbage in the bill. It's way past time to play nice and be congenial with your 'friends across the aisle'.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 22, 2021 08:33 AM (5XK0y)

190 "Don Jr. posted that meme, which resulted in the media issuing a "fact check" that Biden had not been hit by a golf ball."

Glad to see that there is an organization that protects us from these false reports.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 22, 2021 08:33 AM (3D/fK)

191 "Decent weekend. I got the home automation stuff set up."
Posted by: WitchDoktor at March 22, 2021 08:28 AM (wGxSf)


I got my Simplisafe home security system installed over the weekend. By switching insurance carriers and installing this stuff, I saved $1900/year on the home insurance.


Posted by: jwest at March 22, 2021 08:33 AM (/BlEx)

192 Wonder why phony fraud's presidential job approval would be down? Simply for falling down the steps like the rutabaga that he is? Because he was soaring at about 60%* just a few days ago.

*not that I'd ever believe that

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 22, 2021 08:33 AM (O+I8R)

193 Biden* is America's Chernobyl.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at March 22, 2021 08:31 AM (I58tH)
++++
If only. Chernobyl - as disastrous and indicative of systemic rot and recklessness as it was - was at least localized.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 22, 2021 08:33 AM (Jsjd7)

194 hahahahahahahahahahahahah!

*big breath*

Hahahahahahahaha.

Yeah, the wind.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 22, 2021 08:33 AM (VpIIl)

195 182 178 Biden* is America's Chernobyl.

Horde Mind

Posted by: Jak Sucio at March 22, 2021 08:33 AM (jvt6t)

196 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 22, 2021 08:34 AM (Zz0t1)

197 Every Biden walking moment theme music:

https://youtu.be/ZnHmskwqCCQ

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 22, 2021 08:34 AM (Zz0t1)

198 I got my Simplisafe home security system installed over the weekend. By switching insurance carriers and installing this stuff, I saved $1900/year on the home insurance.


--

Jwest, how simple was it to set up? I'm looking at a few options but the HomeKit equipment is pretty sparse.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at March 22, 2021 08:34 AM (wGxSf)

199 I got my Simplisafe home security system installed over the weekend. By switching insurance carriers and installing this stuff, I saved $1900/year on the home insurance.
Posted by: jwest at March 22, 2021 08:33 AM (/BlEx)
++++
May I ask where you live? That is astonishing to me. If I saved that much on my homeowners' insurance, the insurance company would have to cut me a check for several hundred dollars.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 22, 2021 08:34 AM (Jsjd7)

200 WitchDoktor glad you are doing better.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 22, 2021 08:34 AM (nxdel)

201
Wow! Now allowed to have gatherings of up to eight people without issues.

Only problem is, I don't know eight people without issues.

Posted by: Bill from Attainder at March 22, 2021 08:35 AM (N/gDA)

202 If it isn't Trump or someone he endorses 100% we're bound to let the GOP pull the rug out from under us again.
Posted by: Bill from Attainder at March 22, 2021 08:29 AM (N/gDA)


With one or two exceptions nobody here trusts the GOP. At all. I doubt that the rest of what used to be the base feels much different.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at March 22, 2021 08:35 AM (y7DUB)

203 I'm not sure how sharply down his poll numbers will be and am perplexed they are allowing such a poll to be released. It's clear his decline is going faster than they expected. Replacing him was always the plan, but I am sure the wanted to give him the great American treatment and not the, oh shit we gotta move fast course of action.

Posted by: Only Context at March 22, 2021 08:36 AM (xEIoY)

204 "Don Jr. posted that meme, which resulted in the media issuing a "fact check" that Biden had not been hit by a golf ball."

Glad to see that there is an organization that protects us from these false reports.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 22, 2021 08:33 AM (3D/fK)


Yet Trevor Noah's false accusation that the massage parlor "happy ending murder tour" was white supremacy against Asians goes on unabated.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 22, 2021 08:36 AM (Zz0t1)

205 Thanks everyone. Also I took Tami's advice and gave my contact info to CBD. It's a good solution but he keeps calling me to make sure I'm correctly making my French Toast.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at March 22, 2021 08:36 AM (wGxSf)

206 With one or two exceptions nobody here trusts the GOP. At all. I doubt that the rest of what used to be the base feels much different.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at March 22, 2021 08:35 AM (y7DUB)

The GOP are fucking skunks

Posted by: CN at March 22, 2021 08:36 AM (ONvIw)

207 Posted by: WitchDoktor at March 22, 2021 08:36 AM (wGxSf)

Maple syrup is tasty on that from what I hear.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at March 22, 2021 08:37 AM (jvt6t)

208 Thanks everyone. Also I took Tami's advice and gave my contact info to CBD. It's a good solution but he keeps calling me to make sure I'm correctly making my French Toast.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at March 22, 2021 08:36 AM (wGxSf)


Good for you and LMFAO.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 22, 2021 08:37 AM (Zz0t1)

209 I wish every single illegal alien was resettled in my lib sisters lily-white neighborhoods from which they accuse rest of the nation racists and mean spirited. Hate has no home in their houses.

Posted by: Ripley at March 22, 2021 08:37 AM (MxEKc)

210 Jwest, how simple was it to set up? I'm looking at a few options but the HomeKit equipment is pretty sparse.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at March 22, 2021 08:34 AM (wGxSf)


It only took an hour to set up all the door and motion sensors, smoke detectors, water sensors, etc. The cameras gave me a bit of a problem tapping into the WiFi, but I'm working on that. Got some more stuff on order.

Posted by: jwest at March 22, 2021 08:37 AM (/BlEx)

211 They're making billions of dollars per month now that Trump is gone and Biden has allowed them to take control once again.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 22, 2021 08:28 AM (k4dH2)

Cartel money bought the governments in South and Central America in the 80's, and it would not surprise me to find that they're majority shareholders in the US government.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 22, 2021 08:37 AM (5XK0y)

212 Light breeze shit my pants!

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 22, 2021 08:38 AM (Geoni)

213 Posted by: CN at March 22, 2021 08:36 AM (ONvIw)

If anyone here does trust the GOPe, they are being willfully ignorant.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at March 22, 2021 08:38 AM (jvt6t)

214 May I ask where you live? That is astonishing to me. If I saved that much on my homeowners' insurance, the insurance company would have to cut me a check for several hundred dollars.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 22, 2021 08:34 AM (Jsjd7)

IKR

must live in a war zone

Posted by: REDACTED at March 22, 2021 08:38 AM (6iURM)

215 Thanks everyone. Also I took Tami's advice and gave my contact info to CBD. It's a good solution but he keeps calling me to make sure I'm correctly making my French Toast. let me know my vehicle warranty has expired.
Posted by: WitchDoktor


Had to.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2021 08:38 AM (OCTRt)

216
The GOP are fucking skunks
Posted by: CN at March 22, 2021 08:36 AM (ONvIw)


Sorry, but politicians of any sort can, overall, not be trusted. Period.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 22, 2021 08:38 AM (Zz0t1)

217 Yup, donks in elephant suits.

Posted by: CN at March 22, 2021 08:38 AM (ONvIw)

218 " but he keeps calling me to make sure I'm correctly making my French Toast."

Just tell him that you put the slices in a boil-n-bag, and submerge them in a pot of 168degree water for nine hours.

Then a quick pan sear to finish them off.


THEN....the maple syrup.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 22, 2021 08:39 AM (3D/fK)

219
Every Biden walking moment theme music:

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 22, 2021 08:34 AM

This is better, Yakety Sax PLUS Biden* climbing stairs:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VixEO8RF-Q

Posted by: Bill from Attainder at March 22, 2021 08:40 AM (N/gDA)

220 The GOP are fucking skunks
Posted by: CN at March 22, 2021 08:36 AM (ONvIw)


"Call me!"

- Pepe Le Pew

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 22, 2021 08:40 AM (dfRN6)

221 Morning peeps.

There will not be any coverage of *biden ever boarding AF-1, or any situation where he may "have issues" ever again. The media will report, without curiosity, that "somehow" *biden just magically appeared at whatever event was on the schedule.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 22, 2021 08:40 AM (3H9h1)

222 "The GOP are fucking skunks"


HEY!!!!!!!

Posted by: United Brotherhood of Skunks. Local 133 at March 22, 2021 08:40 AM (3D/fK)

223 He's a decrepit, old, doddering, angry, dementia-ridden, lying, racist, un-American, socialist, destructive, baboonish, clownish, fraudulent, divisive, untalented, dangerous douchebag.

He's pitting one American against another, deliberately undermining our Constitution, using the government to go after people who don't agree with him, decimating our military and weakening our country in the face of her enemies.

Do you think I really give a shit if he falls down the stairs? How does one have empathy in the face of all he is doing?

Posted by: Marcus T at March 22, 2021 08:41 AM (VpIIl)

224 If it isn't Trump or someone he endorses 100% we're bound to let the GOP pull the rug out from under us again.
Posted by: Bill from Attainder at March 22, 2021 08:29 AM (N/gDA)

With one or two exceptions nobody here trusts the GOP. At all. I doubt that the rest of what used to be the base feels much different.

--

That's what makes the statements made by W all the more execrable and laughable. I do hope everybody who is or was a GOP voter believes as we do. I want W to have his words shoved so far up his worthless backside that he never speaks again. I want the GOP as a party to never go back to the grifting sh*ts that they've been, and that Trump's realism reforms it completely, leaving W and all of those pukes on the sidelines wondering what hit them. If not, then the sooner they die, the better.

I'm not in a very gracious mood this morning. lol

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 22, 2021 08:41 AM (O+I8R)

225 Morning peeps.

There will not be any coverage of *biden ever boarding AF-1, or any situation where he may "have issues" ever again. The media will report, without curiosity, that "somehow" *biden just magically appeared at whatever event was on the schedule.
Posted by: Martini Farmer


Jeannie! Samantha!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2021 08:41 AM (OCTRt)

226 People have lost their ever lovin' minds...but y'all knew that....

@nypost

Dr. Fauci's life celebrated in upcoming kids' picture book

https://tinyurl.com/yhwd2yzy

Posted by: Tami at March 22, 2021 08:41 AM (cF8AT)

227 What's newsworthy about a photo of PresDement Biden shitting his pants...and also stumbling up the stairs.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at March 22, 2021 08:42 AM (kfcYC)

228 J.J.......President Cackle will live in my memory forever.

It made me laugh and that's hard to do reading the MR sometimes.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at March 22, 2021 08:42 AM (jvt6t)

229 Thanks jwest. I was told that Simplisafe would need a $200ish hub to work with HomeKit which bugs me a little. It's still at the top of my option list though. I'm trying to explore all the options before I buy a bunch of door and window sensors.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at March 22, 2021 08:42 AM (wGxSf)

230
L'Amour has a message for Demofascist revisionists:

A mistake constantly made by those who should know better is to judge people of the past by our standards rather than their own.

_________

A way I've seen this expressed: Our virtues are our own, our faults are those of the time.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 22, 2021 08:42 AM (mht8P)

231 "May I ask where you live? That is astonishing to me. If I saved that much on my homeowners' insurance, the insurance company would have to cut me a check for several hundred dollars."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 22, 2021 08:34 AM (Jsjd7)


I'm in Michigan. The old insurance ran a little over $4900/yr using replacement value. I was getting raped at that price, even though it was combined with auto and business (very cheap) with a 5 million umbrella, bringing the total insurance bill just under $10,000/year. Karma allowed me to recover $128,000 on a wind damage claim for the cedar shakes on the roof.

Posted by: jwest at March 22, 2021 08:42 AM (/BlEx)

232 You misspelled skank.

Posted by: Only Context at March 22, 2021 08:43 AM (xEIoY)

233 Thanks everyone. Also I took Tami's advice and gave my contact info to CBD. It's a good solution but he keeps calling me to make sure I'm correctly making my French Toast.

--

Uh-oh, you're now on his Sous Vide mailers with no unsubscribe button.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 22, 2021 08:43 AM (O+I8R)

234 I'm not in a very gracious mood this morning. lol
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 22, 2021 08:41 AM (O+I8R)

Just think of me and feed off of all my energy!!

Posted by: Jeb! at March 22, 2021 08:44 AM (jvt6t)

235 People have lost their ever lovin' minds...but y'all knew that....

@nypost

Dr. Fauci's life celebrated in upcoming kids' picture book

https://tinyurl.com/yhwd2yzy
Posted by: Tami


Cults really are scary.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2021 08:44 AM (OCTRt)

236 I'm in Michigan. The old insurance ran a little over $4900/yr using replacement value. I was getting raped at that price, even though it was combined with auto and business (very cheap) with a 5 million umbrella, bringing the total insurance bill just under $10,000/year. Karma allowed me to recover $128,000 on a wind damage claim for the cedar shakes on the roof.
Posted by: jwest at March 22, 2021 08:42 AM (/BlEx)
++++
Yeah, that's all way bigger than I deal with. You're in a different league. Congratulations

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 22, 2021 08:44 AM (Jsjd7)

237 "Karma allowed me to recover $128,000 on a wind damage claim for the cedar shakes on the roof"

Temporary win. They will take it out of your hide in increased premiums later.

Posted by: Ripley at March 22, 2021 08:45 AM (MxEKc)

238 Can't wait till Rasmussen releases the actual numbers.

They may have to move the beginning date for 'Operation Replace Biden with Harris' to the left.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 22, 2021 08:45 AM (3D/fK)

239 "BETRAYAL: Noem 'Neutered' Bill Protecting Women's Sports"

Because I 1) don't live in SD, and 2) couldn't possibly care less about any women's sports aside from beach bikini volleyball, I honestly don't give a tinkers' damn about this legislation.

That said, it doesn't speak well of ole' Kristi that she didn't bother to get this legislation changed before it hit her desk. Makes it look like she caved into the Hellmouth, which is never a good look for any non-commie.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at March 22, 2021 08:45 AM (NYS7S)

240 I'm still not used to this fucking time change.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt

I hear ya.

Posted by: JT at March 22, 2021 08:46 AM (arJlL)

241 238 Can't wait till Rasmussen releases the actual numbers.

Like those numbers will ever see the light of day.....

Posted by: Jak Sucio at March 22, 2021 08:46 AM (jvt6t)

242 G'mornin' Horde !

not gonna waste matches on the little hair that remains; tptb have made it quite clear that my opinion means nothing, and my vote is not required.

cute to see all the nevertrumpers huffing & puffing all tough-like now that the one man who ever tried to actually do something has been unpersoned like Goldstein.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 22, 2021 08:46 AM (TbFHX)

243 205 Thanks everyone. Also I took Tami's advice and gave my contact info to CBD. It's a good solution but he keeps calling me to make sure I'm correctly making my French Toast.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at March 22, 2021 08:36 AM (wGxSf)

I said someone trustworthy...NOT A YANKEES FAN!

Posted by: Tami at March 22, 2021 08:46 AM (cF8AT)

244 "Dr. Fauci's life celebrated in upcoming kids' picture book



https://tinyurl.com/yhwd2yzy

Posted by: Tami"

So now he is "Americas Doctor" That is just too sickening.Which meant the rest of the MSM will start spouting it.

Posted by: Ripley at March 22, 2021 08:47 AM (MxEKc)

245 237 "Karma allowed me to recover $128,000 on a wind damage claim for the cedar shakes on the roof"

I would think you could cover your roof with Gaboon ebony for a 128K

Posted by: REDACTED at March 22, 2021 08:48 AM (6iURM)

246 If Trump does start his own social media, I predict it will be wildly popular. And I'm thinking he already knows to plan for this, but what host is going to not pull the rug out from underneath him rather quickly? He's going to have to be his own host.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 22, 2021 08:48 AM (O+I8R)

247 Dear United States Postal Service, you have one job. Literally - One. Fucking. Job.

And you suck at it.

That is all.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at March 22, 2021 08:48 AM (NYS7S)

248 So now he is "Americas Doctor" That is just too sickening.Which meant the rest of the MSM will start spouting it.
Posted by: Ripley at March 22, 2021 08:47 AM (MxEKc)
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I wonder how Sanjay Gupta feels about being dethroned as "America's Doctor" by some incompetent old white man who's parasitically leaching off the government for decades.

Sounds like a failure of racial equity to me.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 22, 2021 08:49 AM (Jsjd7)

249
I was following a LA Times daily tracking poll when Hillary took her tumble on 9/11 and had to be shoved ungraciously into the back of an SUV, leaving a shoe behind. Within days she lost a bunch of support and never recovered.

I think half of America is dumb as shit, but they still like a healthy President, which Biden* most definitely is not.

Posted by: Bill from Attainder at March 22, 2021 08:49 AM (N/gDA)

250 Yeah, that's all way bigger than I deal with. You're in a different league. Congratulations
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 22, 2021 08:44 AM (Jsjd7)

I forgot to mention that the old insurance company paid off a $18,000 claim on the restaurant roof and a $50,000 claim on a Toyota van my son-in-law totaled all within the previous 12 months.

Posted by: jwest at March 22, 2021 08:49 AM (/BlEx)

251 240 I'm still not used to this fucking time change.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt


yeah, I thought it was Sunday

Posted by: REDACTED at March 22, 2021 08:49 AM (6iURM)

252 Dr. Fauci's life celebrated in upcoming kids' picture book

Totally not a cult. Totally. Not.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at March 22, 2021 08:49 AM (NYS7S)

253 Posted by: Bill from Attainder at March 22, 2021 08:49 AM (N/gDA)

They will be pleased with President Cackle then.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at March 22, 2021 08:50 AM (jvt6t)

254 I live the storm and drank about Noem. She is right, the bill is a cluster if you read it. Why not get pissed at legislators who can't write a law in a paragraph when approapriate? "Resolved, you can only play in girls sports if you are a girl, a real one."

Posted by: Only Context at March 22, 2021 08:50 AM (xEIoY)

255 The border situation really is insane.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 22, 2021 07:21 AM (k4dH2)

It hasn't ever been this bad , not even in 2004/6. We are seeing large groups down here crossing yards, ranches, and roads. Our Cochise County Sheriff has been on national media telling them its a catastrophe.

The real problem is the highway checkpoints are closed and abandoned. Drugs are streaming north.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus Belli) at March 22, 2021 08:50 AM (l7Kbv)

256 I live the sturm and drang, facking auto correct.

Posted by: Only Context at March 22, 2021 08:51 AM (xEIoY)

257 Fun fact: Every day in homes around the world, Netflix shows fire 7.2 times more ammo and assorted ordinance than all combatants in WWII combined.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at March 22, 2021 08:51 AM (kfcYC)

258 I said someone trustworthy...NOT A YANKEES FAN!

Posted by: Tami

WHOA !

Posted by: JT at March 22, 2021 08:51 AM (arJlL)

259 If Fauci is America's doctor then somehow the VA doesn't look all that bad.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at March 22, 2021 08:52 AM (wGxSf)

260 I think half of America is dumb as shit, but they still like a healthy President, which Biden* most definitely is not.

Posted by: Bill from Attainder at March 22, 2021 08:49 AM (N/gDA)

You're underestimating us.

Posted by: BignJames at March 22, 2021 08:52 AM (AwYPR)

261 I'm still not used to this fucking time change.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt


yeah, I thought it was Sunday
Posted by: REDACTED

Well, it WAS.

Posted by: JT at March 22, 2021 08:52 AM (arJlL)

262 Home has no hate households should be required to house an illegal alien. Make them live up to their words. Those signs usually pop up in upper class neighborhoods where the only illegal is the one doing the yard work.

Posted by: Ziba at March 22, 2021 08:52 AM (S1hrL)

263 Harry and Meaghan Markle are unwittingly leading a Woke attack on the British Monarchy? They are expressions of cultural war in Britain, designed to take down the foundations of civilization there?

Wow, that's quite a thing. Interesting article at Am Thinker. Are we really headed to the cultural dark ages?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at March 22, 2021 08:52 AM (/WHAv)

264 Summer Breeze...makes me feel fiiinnnneeee....rolling down the stairwell on my......Hind!

Posted by: Joe Biden singing in shower before pulling dog's tail at March 22, 2021 08:53 AM (Geoni)

265 If Trump does start his own social media, I predict it will be wildly popular. And I'm thinking he already knows to plan for this, but what host is going to not pull the rug out from underneath him rather quickly? He's going to have to be his own host.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 22, 2021 08:48 AM (O+I8R)

psst

Starlink...

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 22, 2021 08:53 AM (8D42x)

266 Yankees fans aren't all bad. George Costanza did a good job with the team.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at March 22, 2021 08:53 AM (wGxSf)

267 44 So did President* Uncle Joe crack his forehead in those falls?

Posted by: Lysenko - Vice President Pence called up the National Guard to enforce the coup

Yes, and some brain matter leaked in.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at March 22, 2021 08:53 AM (kfcYC)

268 A Country that does not control it's Borders is not much of a Country and is headed to Doom

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 22, 2021 08:53 AM (GPwVZ)

269 >>This is quite possibly the best possible world that is compatible with what Wolf spend decades preaching and agitating towards. She can take her laments and stuff it.


Yeah, that's how I feel about Andrew Sullivan. I have mentioned the piece he wrote about a year ago with a very good argument against the transgender activism, how gender fluidity erases gay identity (which is so importatnt to him). While I appreciate the argument, it's hard to feel much synpathy given how he pushed so hard for SSM, which the Lefty activists admitted was simply step one in destroying the concept of family/completely redefining relationships, continued push for polygamy and other deviance.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2021 08:53 AM (bDqIh)

270 WAP was the top song in 2020, we are in the cultural dark ages.

Posted by: Only Context at March 22, 2021 08:55 AM (xEIoY)

271 I live the storm and drank about Noem.
Posted by: Only Context at March 22, 2021 08:50 AM (xEIoY)

I saw Storm & Drank open Lollapalooza at the Apollo in '95...

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 22, 2021 08:56 AM (8D42x)

272 Article on White Fragility and Ms. DiAngelo in FP mag.
What are Robin's credentials? Has anyone checked? She came out of nowhere, is now making a fortune and has a classroom empire.

Posted by: Ziba at March 22, 2021 08:57 AM (S1hrL)

273 Wow, that's quite a thing. Interesting article at Am Thinker. Are we really headed to the cultural dark ages?
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at March 22, 2021 08:52 AM (/WHAv)
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You're steeping in it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 22, 2021 08:58 AM (Jsjd7)

274 WAP was the top song in 2020, we are in the cultural dark ages.
Posted by: Only Context


Use the fully spelled out name when dealing with non-hordian members of meatspace. Make them as uncomfortable as possible. If they're going to vote for it, they shouldn't be ashamed of the full name.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2021 08:58 AM (OCTRt)

275 270 WAP was the top song in 2020, we are in the cultural dark ages.
Posted by: Only Context at March 22, 2021 08:55 AM (xEIoY)

Giotto will be a long time coming

Posted by: REDACTED at March 22, 2021 08:58 AM (6iURM)

276 When all these insane polices meant largely to punish and piss-off conservators cause the whole country to crumble and burn I look forward to telling libs "We are all in this together"

Posted by: Ripley at March 22, 2021 09:00 AM (MxEKc)

277 Stop work orders on wall cost as much as the wall!

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 22, 2021 09:00 AM (yrol0)

278 Posted by: Ziba at March 22, 2021 08:57 AM (S1hrL)

PhD in "multicultural education". She's a Dr. Jill from U of Washington, Seattle

Posted by: CN at March 22, 2021 09:00 AM (ONvIw)

279 SCILENCE!

Posted by: SFGoth at March 22, 2021 09:02 AM (4Qoor)

280 Just like many other truly stupid ideas, this cultural/racial shit always stank of doctoral dissertation.

Posted by: CN at March 22, 2021 09:02 AM (ONvIw)

281 PhD in "multicultural education". She's a Dr. Jill from U of Washington, Seattle
Posted by: CN


Piled Higher and Deeper (PhD) than More Shit (MS) or Bull Shit (BS)

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2021 09:02 AM (OCTRt)

282 I have been watching the volcano in Iceland on live stream. Like some of the comments which the moderator (a bot) doesn't like. Many are wondering if we dumped some virgins or Greta into the volcano would it stop.

Posted by: Colin at March 22, 2021 09:02 AM (uLohi)

283 Border states need to take the law into their own hands since once they're in, they're in.

Posted by: Ziba at March 22, 2021 09:03 AM (S1hrL)

284 281 PhD in "multicultural education". She's a Dr. Jill from U of Washington, Seattle
Posted by: CN

=========

So, credentialed.

That's what we wanted, right?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, for one day only, teaming up with Batman at March 22, 2021 09:03 AM (LvTSG)

285 "How I Learned To Love Walls."

- Nicolae Ceausescu

Posted by: Jak Sucio at March 22, 2021 09:03 AM (jvt6t)

286 Woke-y people are redoing the Monopoly game cards at Hasbro Toys. Per JJS American Thinker link.


What could go wrong? "Get Woke, Go Broke" is what.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at March 22, 2021 09:03 AM (/WHAv)

287 I have been watching the volcano in Iceland on live stream. Like some of the comments which the moderator (a bot) doesn't like. Many are wondering if we dumped some virgins or Greta into the volcano would it stop.
Posted by: Colin


Dumping Greta in would cause it to blow, just to expel her.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2021 09:04 AM (OCTRt)

288 Was COIVD really a vaccine for a new bioweapon?

The US State Departments former lead investigator into the origins of COVID-19, David Asher, said the possibility could not be ruled out that the vaccine was being developed as an antidote to a bioweapon.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 22, 2021 09:04 AM (yrol0)

289 He must be eating what Hillary is eating.

Posted by: Doom at March 22, 2021 09:05 AM (Cvp6z)

290 Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2021 09:02 AM (OCTRt)

Yep. And since there are so many of these degrees being churned out, the most crackpot, disconcerting ideas move ahead due to "originality". I had an English Professor friend who attributed the deconstruction of the literary canon to a superfluity of PhD programs.

Posted by: CN at March 22, 2021 09:05 AM (ONvIw)

291 Wind? Get Dorothy on the phone...

Posted by: klaftern at March 22, 2021 09:06 AM (RuIsu)

292 So, credentialed.

That's what we wanted, right?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, for one day only, teaming up with Batman at March 22, 2021 09:03 AM (LvTSG)

We get to blame it on academia, where much blame does belong.

Posted by: CN at March 22, 2021 09:06 AM (ONvIw)

293 "How I Learned To Love Walls."

- Nicolae Ceausescu

Posted by: Jak Sucio at March 22, 2021 09:03 AM (jvt6t)

I'd bet Jill has an "I Love Me" wall in the WH.

Posted by: BignJames at March 22, 2021 09:06 AM (AwYPR)

294 289 He must be eating what Hillary is eating.
Posted by: Doom at March 22, 2021 09:05 AM (Cvp6z)


Hummus or Huma Ass...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 22, 2021 09:06 AM (s2VJv)

295 ha!

Antrim County in Michigan, Where First System Glitch In 2020 Election Was Identified, Decides Not to Use Dominion Voting Machines in Upcoming May Election

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 22, 2021 09:06 AM (yrol0)

296 I said someone trustworthy...NOT A YANKEES FAN!

Posted by: Tami


Are you still mad cause I told you spiders laid eggs in your nostrils while you were sleeping and when they were hatching that's why you were sneezing ?

Posted by: JT at March 22, 2021 09:07 AM (arJlL)

297 OT, but another sign of the end times. Yahoo finance leading with investment advice from that well known economist, Matt Damon.

ps, he says buy water.

Posted by: From that time at March 22, 2021 09:07 AM (1VbWy)

298 Yeah, that's how I feel about Andrew Sullivan. I have mentioned the piece he wrote about a year ago with a very good argument against the transgender activism, how gender fluidity erases gay identity (which is so importatnt to him). While I appreciate the argument, it's hard to feel much synpathy given how he pushed so hard for SSM, which the Lefty activists admitted was simply step one in destroying the concept of family/completely redefining relationships, continued push for polygamy and other deviance.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2021 08:53 AM (bDqIh)

Branding is important. Something some people can't understand with it when they go " yeah they're crap but they make a good point here." That may be true but some people have so poisoned their own brand that it doesn't matter if they make a good point, you're not interested in listening to them because they've made themselves toxic. They've killed their brand.

Posted by: Buzzion at March 22, 2021 09:07 AM (G2zl5)

299 Was COIVD really a vaccine for a new bioweapon?

The US State Departments former lead investigator into the origins of COVID-19, David Asher, said the possibility could not be ruled out that the vaccine was being developed as an antidote to a bioweapon.
Posted by: rhennigantx


Either the bio weapon was a real mutherfucker, or the "vaccine" was fucked in the head.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2021 09:07 AM (OCTRt)

300 An excellent review of the multicultural education FuD
Robin appeared in the New Criterion late last year.
She is the latest menace to children and society.

Posted by: Ziba at March 22, 2021 09:08 AM (S1hrL)

301 I was just watching some of the video from Miami...

Apparently, not too many white kids had the money to go on spring break.

Posted by: jwest at March 22, 2021 09:08 AM (/BlEx)

302 Are you still mad cause I told you spiders laid eggs in your nostrils while you were sleeping and when they were hatching that's why you were sneezing ?

Posted by: JT at March 22, 2021 09:07 AM (arJlL)

Yes.

Posted by: Tami at March 22, 2021 09:08 AM (cF8AT)

303 Rand Paul is doing noble work, attacking Fauxci at every opportunity, as he does.

This mask shit is ridiculous.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at March 22, 2021 09:08 AM (/WHAv)

304 Crime perpetrated by alleged unaccompanied minor migrants (MNAs) has become an increasing trend in Paris and other cities across France.

Of the 229 underage migrants positively identified, 94 per cent (216) were actually adults.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 22, 2021 09:10 AM (yrol0)

305 Are you still mad cause I told you spiders laid eggs in your nostrils while you were sleeping and when they were hatching that's why you were sneezing ?

Posted by: JT at March 22, 2021 09:07 AM (arJlL)

Yes.
Posted by: Tami

Spiders are attracted to grudges, too.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: JT at March 22, 2021 09:10 AM (arJlL)

306 I like Kurt Schlichter and own all the Turnbull books even though I am not a huge fan of his prose. This line is pretty good though:

The initial pandemic uproar broke people out of their rut, which is kind of an odd notion since most of the people in human history would absolutely love to be in the rut Americans were as a people.

Posted by: motionview at March 22, 2021 09:11 AM (RKp8A)

307 This is better, Yakety Sax PLUS Biden* climbing stairs:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VixEO8RF-Q
Posted by: Bill from Attainder at March 22, 2021 08:40 AM (N/gDA)


Agreed. Didn't see that in the search and figured YouTube was being it's usual asshole self and blocked all that shit.

Nice job.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 22, 2021 09:11 AM (Zz0t1)

308 Mt. Etna in Sicily has been active for several weeks now as well. God's will?

Posted by: Ziba at March 22, 2021 09:11 AM (S1hrL)

309
This mask shit is ridiculous.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at March 22, 2021 09:08 AM (/WHAv)


I was extremely disappointed to see my niece when on a rant about how stupid people are for not masking up and spreading the disease everywhere.........

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 22, 2021 09:11 AM (Zz0t1)

310 Sure, we have the military, but their priority is not defending the homeland ...

---

Old and Busted: "Discipline is the soul of an army." -- George Washington, 1757

New Hotness: "High Heels are the sole of an army." -- Beijing Biden, 2021

Posted by: ShainS at March 22, 2021 09:12 AM (WqPYg)

311 300 An excellent review of the multicultural education FuD
Robin appeared in the New Criterion late last year.
She is the latest menace to children and society.
Posted by: Ziba at March 22, 2021 09:08 AM (S1hrL)

We don't need many people with PhDs in education, or sociology or most of this shit. To "make a name" they have to publish "startling" shit even if they make it up, or make up the implications. In a saner world we'd shut down many of these graduate programs.

The English prof referenced above, though that it was foolish to deliberately create an oversupply of PhD programs. All it did was destroy the culture. All the great insights about Shakespeare or Milton have already been put forward, so what is left is destroying them.

Posted by: CN at March 22, 2021 09:12 AM (ONvIw)

312 If a nuclear weapon went off above DC, how far geographically would it affect the country? I'm thinking karma is coming our way and am hoping it only impacts DC and it's suburbs. Basically, I hope WV or other areas that didn't vote for demented Joe don't face the consequences.

As for DC? well...

Posted by: Lulu at March 22, 2021 09:12 AM (TB7HE)

313 >> OT, but another sign of the end times. Yahoo finance leading with investment advice from that well known economist, Matt Damon.


I have hung out with him.

I wouldn't take his advice on how to fuck his wife. Guy is not bright.

Posted by: garrett at March 22, 2021 09:13 AM (FZB/N)

314 309: "Mask up" is getting on my last nerve.

Posted by: CN at March 22, 2021 09:13 AM (ONvIw)

315 Imagine reading Fauxchi as bed time story to kids. Nightmares ensue.

Posted by: Ziba at March 22, 2021 09:13 AM (S1hrL)

316 310 Sure, we have the military, but their priority is not defending the homeland ...

One thing over the weekend I was heartened to read was the pushback from the troops on the difference on how the blm/antifa riots were treated vs. the 1/6 Patriots.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at March 22, 2021 09:14 AM (jvt6t)

317 I realized that these people scare me. The Democrats. I was attending rallies and all that but I am afraid to now.

I keep having this nutty idea to put flowers in the fence around the Capitol but I am afraid that will get me improsoned.

Posted by: blaster at March 22, 2021 09:14 AM (ZfRYq)

318 One thing over the weekend I was heartened to read was the pushback from the troops on the difference on how the blm/antifa riots were treated vs. the 1/6 Patriots.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at March 22, 2021 09:14 AM (jvt6t)

I'm sure general discharges are in the offing.

Posted by: CN at March 22, 2021 09:14 AM (ONvIw)

319 PSA about Simplisafe.

In 2018 after extensive lobbying by leftists, the company cut their ties with the NRA and quit discounts for members.

Simplisafe was co-founded by Eleanor Laurans, who in 2018 was the CFO of Boston public schools.

In the years since, the company has tracked "woke."

So, if we're going to slag BRC for the CEO's endorsement of *biden then I would presume this company should get the same treatment.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 22, 2021 09:15 AM (3H9h1)

320 Mt. Etna in Sicily has been active for several weeks now as well. God's will?
Posted by: Ziba at March 22, 2021 09:11 AM (S1hrL)

I find myself wanting to go poke the Yellowstone Caldera and say "c'mon, do an extinction event"...

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at March 22, 2021 09:15 AM (NYS7S)

321 As for DC? well...

Posted by: Lulu at March 22, 2021 09:12 AM (TB7HE)

Why hasn't someone sold them the Neutron bomb...or have they?

Posted by: BignJames at March 22, 2021 09:15 AM (AwYPR)

322 I'm sure general discharges are in the offing.
Posted by: CN at March 22, 2021 09:14 AM (ONvIw)

True, but in the long run, that would actually help, I think.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at March 22, 2021 09:16 AM (jvt6t)

323 Yen = Japanese
Yuan = Chinese

Posted by: SFGoth at March 22, 2021 09:16 AM (4Qoor)

324 Put that photo on the front page of every international news platform and see how long it takes...

We are sitting ducks.

Posted by: Ziba at March 22, 2021 09:16 AM (S1hrL)

325
I have hung out with him.

I wouldn't take his advice on how to fuck his wife. Guy is not bright.
Posted by: garrett at March 22, 2021 09:13 AM (FZB/N)


You should've done us all a favor and broke his fucking nose.

What an asshole that guy is.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 22, 2021 09:17 AM (Zz0t1)

326 Had to look up Tigray. Ethiopia, huh? Genocide. Lot of that seems to keep going around.

Posted by: Aetius451AD personal phone at March 22, 2021 09:17 AM (7OrCI)

327 Whole thread of videos of spring breakers respectfully enjoying their vacation in Miami....

https://tinyurl.com/yztjucnh

Posted by: Tami at March 22, 2021 09:17 AM (cF8AT)

328 We are sitting ducks.
Posted by: Ziba at March 22, 2021 09:16 AM (S1hrL)

The vultures have been circling since the 2nd week in November 2020.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at March 22, 2021 09:17 AM (NYS7S)

329 288 Was COIVD really a vaccine for a new bioweapon?


If Covid was a bioweapon, it was designed by state governors.

Medicare is the top state expenditure, next to education. If there was a way to eliminate the most medically expensive people off the rolls, the states would be rolling in money. Covid is exactly what governors would ask for if they were ordering up a virus.

Posted by: jwest at March 22, 2021 09:17 AM (/BlEx)

330 Jwest, how simple was it to set up? I'm looking at a few options but the HomeKit equipment is pretty sparse.

I got SimpliSafe installed a few years ago when they were offering a Rush listener discount. It was really easy, but I didn't try to integrate it with HomeKit or Alexa or anything (because I don't run any of that stuff).

Posted by: Ian S. at March 22, 2021 09:17 AM (ZGrMX)

331
Why hasn't someone sold them the Neutron bomb...or have they?
Posted by: BignJames at March 22, 2021 09:15 AM (AwYPR)


You asked for it.......

https://youtu.be/i-jdhorGtQI

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 22, 2021 09:18 AM (Zz0t1)

332 I wouldn't take his advice on how to fuck his wife. Guy is not bright.
Posted by: garrett

The Paolo, how you say, needs no such advice.

Posted by: The Paolo at March 22, 2021 09:18 AM (Rvt88)

333 I wouldn't take his advice on how to fuck his wife. Guy is not bright.

Matt Damon's best role was in Team America.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 22, 2021 09:18 AM (ZGrMX)

334 Spiders are attracted to grudges, too.

Just sayin'.
Posted by: JT


*snort

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2021 09:19 AM (OCTRt)

335 Election in Israel tomorrow. Expected to be close to a stalemate again

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 22, 2021 09:19 AM (GPwVZ)

336 Here where I live (E. TN), people don't take the mask nonsense very seriously. Depending on county, there's a mask mandate that people often ignore. I am usually in the half or slightly more of people who don't bother, and no one gets uppity about it. The only place recently where I've been in a tiny unmasked minority was a home goods store (which I suppose is in Karen's primary market).

But at the local small-town hardware store yesterday, I saw my first ever double-masker in the wild. He was wearing a blue surgical mask under his N95 mask. I gave him no trouble (his choice) and he gave me no trouble, so all was well. It's just the first time I've ever seen it in real life.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 22, 2021 09:19 AM (Jsjd7)

337 Why hasn't someone sold them the Neutron bomb...or have they?
Posted by: BignJames at March 22, 2021 09:15 AM (AwYPR)


Is there some treaty that prevents more work on neutron bombs? That shit seems almost scary to me. I mean isn't it just a thermonuclear bomb with the secondary nuclear explosions removed?

Posted by: Buzzion at March 22, 2021 09:19 AM (G2zl5)

338 > After taxpayers get a look at what Democrats have planned, they're going to want to throw that "kitchen sink" through a window in the Capitol building.

Nah. Congress will just throw in another measly $1k or so in "free money" and the "taxpayers" (most of whom are anything but, nowadays) will act like baby birds gaping their mouths for a nice fresh worm.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 22, 2021 09:19 AM (JZT2F)

339 >>You should've done us all a favor and broke his fucking nose.

>What an asshole that guy is.

Well, he didn't really give me a reason to do such a thing. Actually very nice for a celebrity, but dumb as a fuckin' rock.





Posted by: garrett at March 22, 2021 09:20 AM (FZB/N)

340 Yen = Japanese
Yuan = Chinese
Posted by: SFGoth at March 22, 2021 09:16 AM (4Qoor)
++++
Dong = Vietnamese

Apropos of nothing, I just it funny in an infantile way...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 22, 2021 09:21 AM (Jsjd7)

341 Spiders are attracted to grudges, too.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: JT at March 22, 2021 09:10 AM (arJlL)

I'm watching you JT....

Posted by: Tami at March 22, 2021 09:21 AM (cF8AT)

342 He's a decrepit, old, doddering, angry, dementia-ridden, lying, racist, un-American, socialist, destructive, baboonish, clownish, fraudulent, divisive, untalented, dangerous douchebag.
=====

Same with Harris, except for the 'old'.

Their true meanness always surprises me, although it shouldn't.

Posted by: mustbequantum at March 22, 2021 09:21 AM (MIKMs)

343 >>but some people have so poisoned their own brand that it doesn't matter if they make a good point, you're not interested in listening to them because they've made themselves toxic. They've killed their brand.


Not just killed their brand, but demonized/alienated those with whom they would now have as allies. You know, those "crazy bigots" who told you this would happen.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2021 09:21 AM (bDqIh)

344 312 If a nuclear weapon went off above DC, how far geographically would it affect the country? I'm thinking karma is coming our way and am hoping it only impacts DC and it's suburbs. Basically, I hope WV or other areas that didn't vote for demented Joe don't face the consequences.

As for DC? well...
Posted by: Lulu at March 22, 2021 09:12 AM (TB7HE)

It would most likely destroy the Internet as DC suburbs are major on/off roads for IP traffic.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 22, 2021 09:21 AM (yrol0)

345 I was extremely disappointed to see my niece when on a rant about how stupid people are for not masking up and spreading the disease everywhere.........

--

How do I spread a "disease everywhere" when I don't have it?

And I always counter these imbeciles with asking where their gloves are. They're out and about, touching everything in stores, touching money, products, shopping carts. Germs spread by hands as well. If they cared so much, and they're not wearing gloves, they're spreading "disease everywhere."

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 22, 2021 09:22 AM (O+I8R)

346 It would most likely destroy the Internet as DC suburbs are major on/off roads for IP traffic.
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 22, 2021 09:21 AM (yrol0)

That would be turrible.....

Posted by: Elon Musk at March 22, 2021 09:22 AM (jvt6t)

347 Imagine reading Fauxchi as bed time story to kids. Nightmares ensue.
Posted by: Ziba at March 22, 2021 09:13 AM (S1hrL)


He looks like a perverted gnome and sounds like one too. I'm sure the Founders had shitheads like him in mind to leech off the money of productive citizens as long as he wants with no mandatory GTFO date. What a one person indictment of what DC has become.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at March 22, 2021 09:22 AM (y7DUB)

348 Guess we should call the border crisis "The Mayorkas Disaster"

Posted by: SMOD at March 22, 2021 09:22 AM (3aI0K)

349 > Well, he didn't really give me a reason to do such a thing. Actually very nice for a celebrity, but dumb as a fuckin' rock.


Matt. Damon.

Posted by: The South Park Guys at March 22, 2021 09:23 AM (JZT2F)

350 312 If a nuclear weapon went off above DC, how far geographically would it affect the country? I'm thinking karma is coming our way and am hoping it only impacts DC and it's suburbs. Basically, I hope WV or other areas that didn't vote for demented Joe don't face the consequences.

As for DC? well...
Posted by: Lulu at March 22, 2021 09:12 AM (TB7HE)

Pro Tip: Steer clear of the next NoVaMoMee.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 22, 2021 09:23 AM (dfRN6)

351 It would most likely destroy the Internet as DC suburbs are major on/off roads for IP traffic.
Posted by: rhennigantx

*Ponders it.*


Eggs. Omelet.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 22, 2021 09:23 AM (Rvt88)

352 I see that Instagram took down the video of Joe Biden falling claiming it violated community standards for "violence and incitement"

Posted by: SMOD at March 22, 2021 09:23 AM (3aI0K)

353 Whole thread of videos of spring breakers respectfully enjoying their vacation in Miami....

https://tinyurl.com/yztjucnh
Posted by: Tami at March 22, 2021 09:17 AM (cF8AT)


But black lives matter, yo.....

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 22, 2021 09:23 AM (Zz0t1)

354 hate crimes against Asians in New York City, one of two cities which seem to have been most affected.

They record 20 such arrests in 2020. Of those 20 offenders, 11 were African-American, two Black-Hispanic, two white, and five white Hispanics.


wtf white hispanic

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 22, 2021 09:23 AM (yrol0)

355 "Their true meanness always surprises me, although it shouldn't."

If you think they're mean when they lose...

You aught to see how mean they are when they win.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 22, 2021 09:23 AM (3D/fK)

356 Many are wondering if we dumped some virgins or Greta into the volcano would it stop.

HOW DARE YOU!

Posted by: Pippi Greenstocking at March 22, 2021 09:24 AM (Bmy3R)

357 Well, he didn't really give me a reason to do such a thing. Actually very nice for a celebrity, but dumb as a fuckin' rock.





Posted by: garrett at March 22, 2021 09:20 AM (FZB/N)


I'd call it 'preventative maintenance.'

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 22, 2021 09:24 AM (Zz0t1)

358 > It would most likely destroy the Internet as DC suburbs are major on/off roads for IP traffic.

Many of the little sites I manage are physically located in Amazon's Northern Virginia data center.

Posted by: Guy What Runs Several Little Web Sites at March 22, 2021 09:24 AM (JZT2F)

359 I'm watching you JT....
Posted by: Tami

Close your eyes; I'm gonna get some clothes on.

Posted by: JT at March 22, 2021 09:24 AM (arJlL)

360 Back in the bad days of Orange Man bad, I could get premium gas at Costco for $2.50ish. Yesterday at the same Costco it was $3.35. But not a mean tweet for over two months so the extra $20 per tank I am paying is well worth it. Thank you GOPe and all NeverTrunpers for making this possible.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 22, 2021 09:24 AM (Zx3Bu)

361 But black lives matter, yo.....
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 22, 2021 09:23 AM (Zz0t1)

I would shut down for Spring Break if I were the owners. Let 'em eat Pringles.

Posted by: Elon Musk at March 22, 2021 09:24 AM (jvt6t)

362 >>Their true meanness always surprises me, although it shouldn't.


Did you see Harris' comments this weekend calling us all bigots for the anti-Asian attacks?

It's Obama 2.0: We're so dissappointed at the racist US citizens for that awful thing that guy over there did! Be better, America!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2021 09:25 AM (bDqIh)

363 Did you see the news? Ole Joe, Sheriff Joe, fell down going up the stairs to Air Force 1. Wonderful plane, by the way. Fantastic. Top of the line. Unlike Joe. His press people blamed it on the wind. How's he going to stand up to bad dudes like Xi and Putin when he can't stand up to a stiff breeze?

Posted by: Trump Stand-up Routine warmup at March 22, 2021 09:25 AM (3MG/9)

364 off electric sock....

Posted by: Jak Sucio at March 22, 2021 09:25 AM (jvt6t)

365 "Later in the podcast, he reads an article from Vox or some other clickbait mill about why (female) feminists are good at sex. One of the points is, 'Because feminists aren't afraid to give orders and tell people what to do.' He replies: 'You don't say.'"
-----------------

I've banged a lot of feminists, and while they're often quite skilled and adventurous in bed, this is not because they're bossy. Au contraire! As a rule, the more that a woman is a bossy feminist outside of the bedroom, the more submissive she is in the bedroom.

Women are submissive by nature. They cannot suppress that part of themselves forever. It has to come out in some aspect of their lives.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 22, 2021 09:25 AM (7biS/)

366 @JackPosobiec

'It's a breach of national security not seen before in modern history'

Dem Texas mayor slams Biden for doing nothing about disaster that's left his small town swamped by hundreds of migrants a day

https://tinyurl.com/yjex2vnr

Posted by: Tami at March 22, 2021 09:25 AM (cF8AT)

367 >>They record 20 such arrests in 2020. Of those 20 offenders, 11 were African-American, two Black-Hispanic, two white, and five white Hispanics.


African Americans are Overperforming!

Time to celebrate.

Posted by: garrett at March 22, 2021 09:25 AM (FZB/N)

368 I saw Perverted Gnome open for Uriah Heep at a festival back in '76.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 22, 2021 09:26 AM (JZT2F)

369 Not just killed their brand, but demonized/alienated those with whom they would now have as allies. You know, those "crazy bigots" who told you this would happen.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2021 09:21 AM (bDqIh)

That's kind of what I mean. What got me thinking about this is I was listening to Jon Taffer's podcast and he had on Mark Cuban talking about something. The next week he had a little rant about people criticizing him for having Cuban on. And he talked about how the message about what they were talking about was important and I couldn't help but think about killing your brand and how it's something someone like Taffer should understand. What's hilarious is right before the election he had Trump on (slojo was invited too) talking about the service industry coming back. I bet Taffer has had for more and nastier attacks for having Trump on than anything anyone said about Cuban.

Posted by: Buzzion at March 22, 2021 09:26 AM (G2zl5)

370 Is there some treaty that prevents more work on neutron bombs? That shit seems almost scary to me. I mean isn't it just a thermonuclear bomb with the secondary nuclear explosions removed?

Posted by: Buzzion at March 22, 2021 09:19 AM (G2zl5)

I thought it was some kind of "pulse weapon" kills people, but doesn't destroy infrastructure.

Posted by: BignJames at March 22, 2021 09:26 AM (AwYPR)

371 Thank you GOPe and all NeverTrunpers for making this possible.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 22, 2021 09:24 AM (Zx3Bu)


Do not forget there was a googly amount of cheatin in 6 states.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 22, 2021 09:26 AM (yrol0)

372 I see that Instagram took down the video of Joe Biden falling claiming it violated community standards for "violence and incitement"

--

All these Tech Monsters really just need to simplify their "community standards" by saying whatever violates the facade of competent and beneficent Democrats gets removed.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 22, 2021 09:26 AM (O+I8R)

373 And I always counter these imbeciles with asking where their gloves are. They're out and about, touching everything in stores, touching money, products, shopping carts. Germs spread by hands as well. If they cared so much, and they're not wearing gloves, they're spreading "disease everywhere."
Posted by: Lady in Black

The lector at Church yesterday was double-masked. When she approached the lectern, she disinfected her hands, removed her masks, touched the microphone (when everyone had touched also) and then flipped to the proper spot in the Bible. Which everyone else had touched too.

None of these imbeciles see the ineffectiveness of these 'safety' protocols.

They don't want to.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 22, 2021 09:26 AM (Rvt88)

374 There was nothing Sicily could do. Mount Etna was a made man.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 22, 2021 09:27 AM (Bmy3R)

375 Dong = Vietnamese
Apropos of nothing, I just it funny in an infantile way...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 22, 2021 09:21 AM


So, is it ok to send my Dong pic to a lady I'm trying to impress?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Rich Vietnamese at March 22, 2021 09:27 AM (DMUuz)

376 His press people blamed it on the wind. How's he going to stand up to bad dudes like Xi and Putin when he can't stand up to a stiff breeze?
Posted by: Trump Stand-up Routine warmup at March 22, 2021 09:25 AM (3MG/9)

Stiff breeze shit my pants!

Posted by: uncle handsy Joe at March 22, 2021 09:27 AM (yrol0)

377 I happened to install a big SimpliSafe system this weekend, base station, keypad, fob, one camera, and 11 opening sensors. 98% done in 1.5 hours, then a half hour getting through the phone setup without taking the 30 day "free" monitoring trial. I could not get the setup software to complete without taking the monitoring option (clicking the no thanks led to an unchanging dialog box) so I ended up quitting the setup software and going in semi-manually to get the camera working.

Posted by: motionview at March 22, 2021 09:27 AM (RKp8A)

378 And I always counter these imbeciles with asking where their gloves are. They're out and about, touching everything in stores, touching money, products, shopping carts. Germs spread by hands as well. If they cared so much, and they're not wearing gloves, they're spreading "disease everywhere."
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 22, 2021 09:22 AM (O+I8R)

And then touching their mask and not immediately washing their hands.

Posted by: Buzzion at March 22, 2021 09:27 AM (G2zl5)

379 'It's a breach of national security not seen before in modern history'

Dem Texas mayor slams Biden for doing nothing about disaster that's left his small town swamped by hundreds of migrants a day

https://tinyurl.com/yjex2vnr
Posted by: Tami at March 22, 2021 09:25 AM (cF8AT)



But 81 million Americans want an overrun on our welfare and healthcare systems and degradation of the job market, so it's fine.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 22, 2021 09:27 AM (Zz0t1)

380 "I would shut down for Spring Break if I were the owners. Let 'em eat Pringles."

Maybe take a look at 'Black Bike Week' in Myrtle Beach, as well.

The stupid has become legendary there.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 22, 2021 09:28 AM (3D/fK)

381 Good morning, JJ, and Horde.

Posted by: callsign claymore at March 22, 2021 09:28 AM (XgoxJ)

382 345

Tht is a great idea. In addition to 3 masks, I am now ordering everyone has to wear 3 pairs of gloves as well.
- Dr. F

Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 22, 2021 09:28 AM (Zx3Bu)

383 > I thought it was some kind of "pulse weapon" kills people, but doesn't destroy infrastructure.

The technical term is "enhanced radiation weapon".

Optimized for zap, not for boom.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 22, 2021 09:28 AM (JZT2F)

384 Did you see Harris' comments this weekend calling us all bigots for the anti-Asian attacks?

--

It was a disgraceful and unconscionable lie. Meant to cause great harm to this country. It doesn't matter if it's true, or they're fomenting intense hatred.

Too bad we have no media.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 22, 2021 09:28 AM (O+I8R)

385 off sox

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 22, 2021 09:29 AM (yrol0)

386 354 hate crimes against Asians in New York City, one of two cities which seem to have been most affected.
They record 20 such arrests in 2020. Of those 20 offenders, 11 were African-American, two Black-Hispanic, two white, and five white Hispanics.
wtf white hispanic
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 22, 2021 09:23 AM (yrol0)

They don't want to say Puerto Rican.

Posted by: Buzzion at March 22, 2021 09:29 AM (G2zl5)

387 383 > I thought it was some kind of "pulse weapon" kills people, but doesn't destroy infrastructure.

The technical term is "enhanced radiation weapon".

Optimized for zap, not for boom.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 22, 2021 09:28 AM (JZT2F)

They both create EMP!!

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 22, 2021 09:29 AM (yrol0)

388 Still have a box of 100 pairs of gloves, minus one or two pairs, bought many months ago in anticipation of that being the Perverted Gnome's next retarded pronouncement and our polesmoking asshole governor's next retarded mandate..

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 22, 2021 09:29 AM (Bmy3R)

389 Cameron Diaz is a white hispanic.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 22, 2021 09:30 AM (Zx3Bu)

390 Yep. And since there are so many of these degrees being churned out, the most crackpot, disconcerting ideas move ahead due to "originality". I had an English Professor friend who attributed the deconstruction of the literary canon to a superfluity of PhD programs.
____________

So many of these programs have become bad jokes in the past few decades, handing out advanced degrees like they were Halloween candy. I've encountered numerous Ph.D.'s who can't even compose a coherent paragraph or write a simple business letter. The sad thing is that the people who earned real degrees have had their accomplishments cheapened by the frauds who were handed doctorates merely for showing up (like, for example, Jill Biden).

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 22, 2021 09:30 AM (k4dH2)

391 Locally, we peeled a few more people off the pavement who decided it was a good idea to wear an n95 mask while jogging. I am just plain laughing an pointing now. With the temperature going up it's going to get more sporty.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 22, 2021 09:30 AM (VpIIl)

392 NOOD!

Art......ish.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 22, 2021 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

393 Tht Dem Texas mayor is mad that Biden is not sending his town money. He is fine with the invasion itself.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 22, 2021 09:31 AM (Zx3Bu)

394 Many are wondering if we dumped some virgins or Greta into the volcano would it stop.

Don't look at me. I'm not the one who moved her out of the first category.

Posted by: David Hogg at March 22, 2021 09:32 AM (DMUuz)

395 How dare you???

Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 22, 2021 09:32 AM (Zx3Bu)

396 Don't look at me. I'm not the one who moved her out of the first category.

Posted by: David Hogg at March 22, 2021 09:32 AM (DMUuz)

How 'bout you?...didn't specify female virgins.

Posted by: BignJames at March 22, 2021 09:34 AM (AwYPR)

397 Posted by: Buzzion at March 22, 2021 09:19 AM (G2zl5)

I thought it was some kind of "pulse weapon" kills people, but doesn't destroy infrastructure.
Posted by: BignJames at March 22, 2021 09:26 AM (AwYPR)

I was curious and actually looked it up once after hearing how it was a bomb that could kill everyone but not destroy everything. The way I vaguely recall it working was you have fission device that you set it off and it's energy release then triggers a nuclear fusion device. The fusion is what releases the neutrons. It's how you get a hydrogen bomb. In that the neutrons released trigger more fission explosions. So cut out the secondary fission explosions and viola, neutron bomb.

Posted by: Buzzion at March 22, 2021 09:35 AM (G2zl5)

398 So, is it ok to send my Dong pic to a lady I'm trying to impress?

Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Rich Vietnamese at March 22, 2021 09:27 AM (DMUuz)
++++
Absolutely.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 22, 2021 09:36 AM (Jsjd7)

399 Didn't Biden recently break his foot or something when he was bothering his dog? Why not just go with that? "His foot isn't completely healed, he's still experiencing occasional pain and weakness it it, but he should be at full strength soon."

Instead we have a president who is felled by a moderate breeze.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 22, 2021 09:37 AM (7biS/)

400 The Biden Administration showed their racism against Asians when the Biden DOJ dropped the discrimination lawsuit
last month against Yale brought by Trump administration over
discrimination against Asian American undergraduate applicants.

Posted by: SMOD at March 22, 2021 09:40 AM (3aI0K)

401 How is CA reopening the gun registry a win? wtf

Posted by: president kg at March 22, 2021 09:44 AM (9npt1)

402 So, is it ok to send my Dong pic to a lady I'm trying to impress?

Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Rich Vietnamese at March 22, 2021 09:27 AM (DMUuz)

Peso's don't work quite so well...

Ron Mexico

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 22, 2021 09:47 AM (8D42x)

403 81 i thought lesbian pron was against blog rules.

plus, it's not busty at all...
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 22, 2021 09:48 AM

That's not a rule, Lloyd. Lloyd, that's not a rule!

Posted by: Harry at March 22, 2021 10:06 AM (3MG/9)

404 comment not found

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, for one day only, teaming up with Batman at March 22, 2021 10:39 AM (LvTSG)

405 We, as a country, have become laughing stock to the world.
I am so embarrassed at this point. I hate to see how embarrassed I will be in 4 yrs.

Posted by: sidney at March 22, 2021 10:54 AM (+fjIe)

406 Leave the fence...otherwise thes congress shitstains will escape into the United States

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 22, 2021 11:54 AM (JwnzJ)

407 I think a nuke detonated over DC would be beneficial to the US: clean out the swamp definitively. Sorry about the Morons 'Ettes living in the vicinity.

However, I think Xi and Putin are using the same reasoning as the Allies concerning assassinating Hitler after 1943: he's doing more damage alive

Posted by: butch at March 22, 2021 01:26 PM (cHvOo)

408 Havent been here in months and Im at the burn it all fucking down stage.
HURRY UP!

Posted by: Getcha Pull at March 22, 2021 07:38 PM (aR6C/)

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