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Biden Demands That White House Staffers Resign Over Past Pot Use
Thereby betraying one of the Democrat Party's most fanatical constituencies, and that's not a joke. That's real.
They told staffers to answer the drug questions honestly, and promised that "Yes" answers to the question about prior marijuana use would be "overlooked." But then: They told them to resign.
A number of White House staffers were asked to resign or demoted for past marijuana use -- regardless of whether those employees had been in one of the 14 states where the drug is legal, according to a report. The Biden administration had required workers to disclose past marijuana use on a background check form, but told some new hires that it would "overlook" those who answered yes, the Daily Beast reported. Despite this, White House director of management and administration Anne Filipic reportedly led a series of one-on-one calls with staffers this month, asking those who admitted to past marijuana use to resign or be placed in a remote work program.Good luck staffing a Democrat government if you toss out the pot-heads. Are purple-haired Gender Studies Majors the next to be purged? Getting rid of the pot-heads and then the purple-hairs would reduce the Democrat party to half-strength. But they would never do that. Or... Would they?
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— NautPoso 119 🇮🇪🚀 (@NautPoso) March 19, 2021
Good question:
@JordanSchachtel Is collapsing while walking up the stairs a side effect of having a stutter?In case you don't get that: the media and the DNC (but I repeat myself) claim that all of Biden's gaffes, losses of memory, and general mental fatigue are side-effects of a "stutter" he claims to have but which we've never heard. So I guess the Phantom Stutter has spread to his feet.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 19, 2021 02:02 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 19, 2021 02:03 PM (jtf24)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 19, 2021 02:03 PM (LvTSG)
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Posted by: James at March 19, 2021 02:04 PM (JLQTf)
Check her for "hammerspace?"
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 19, 2021 02:05 PM (jOcSX)
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Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 19, 2021 02:05 PM (VP4Cd)
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Posted by: DB- just DB at March 19, 2021 02:06 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 19, 2021 02:06 PM (K2SnJ)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at March 19, 2021 02:06 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 19, 2021 02:06 PM (jtf24)
Posted by: Lysenko - donate your guns to a no questions, records, or receipts gun buy back at March 19, 2021 02:06 PM (mlBAr)
Posted by: Hunter *sniff!* Biden at March 19, 2021 02:06 PM (l0Lgi)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 19, 2021 02:06 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: SMOD at March 19, 2021 02:06 PM (3aI0K)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 19, 2021 02:07 PM (46GDR)
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2021 02:07 PM (YMZL4)
But then: They told them to resign.
Shit. Kamala is out of a job.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2021 02:07 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2021 02:07 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at March 19, 2021 02:07 PM (xxG/v)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 19, 2021 02:07 PM (2DOZq)
Oh hey we've finally Akihabara'd the White House. Turning Japanese I really think so.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2021 02:07 PM (SvK/Z)
(Seriously - good for Biden for making a fuss about it.)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Bring Sunshine Into Your Life With An Outrage Outlet Lil' Atom Playset! at March 19, 2021 02:07 PM (2pkC+)
Posted by: Central Scrutinzer at March 19, 2021 02:07 PM (vI+F1)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 19, 2021 02:07 PM (dfRN6)
Posted by: Lysenko - donate your guns to a no questions, records, or receipts gun buy back at March 19, 2021 02:07 PM (mlBAr)
Posted by: LMAO at March 19, 2021 02:08 PM (qyEdo)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 19, 2021 02:08 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: t-bird at March 19, 2021 02:08 PM (l0Lgi)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2021 02:08 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Lysenko
Kamala?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2021 02:08 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Chuck C at March 19, 2021 02:08 PM (awtm/)
Posted by: Lysenko - donate your guns to a no questions, records, or receipts gun buy back at March 19, 2021 02:08 PM (mlBAr)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 19, 2021 02:08 PM (VP4Cd)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 19, 2021 02:08 PM (yQpMk)
The only way it could be better is if PDT was doing the "shooting fingers" gesture and took out Stinkfinger.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 19, 2021 02:08 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Brother Bob at March 19, 2021 02:06 PM (iZOOj)
She can't be fired, you know.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Bring Sunshine Into Your Life With An Outrage Outlet Lil' Atom Playset! at March 19, 2021 02:09 PM (2pkC+)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2021 02:09 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at March 19, 2021 02:09 PM (a/dOO)
Dude in a dress as head of federal agency = good
Posted by: Lysenko - donate your guns to a no questions, records, or receipts gun buy back at March 19, 2021 02:07 PM (mlBAr)
Hmmm
Posted by: LMAO at March 19, 2021 02:09 PM (qyEdo)
Posted by: CN at March 19, 2021 02:09 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: DB- just DB at March 19, 2021 02:09 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 19, 2021 02:09 PM (WGara)
Posted by: Fedup at March 19, 2021 02:09 PM (68ya+)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 19, 2021 02:09 PM (46GDR)
Or is it just Biden, being addled with dementia?
Posted by: DOCTOR Jill Biden at March 19, 2021 02:09 PM (DS/kF)
Posted by: grammie winger at March 19, 2021 02:09 PM (45fpk)
message to my Congresscritter telling her to please get expelled from
Congress so all of my district can enjoy no taxes under "No Taxation Without
Representation"
Posted by: SMOD at March 19, 2021 02:10 PM (3aI0K)
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at March 19, 2021 02:10 PM (kUmUV)
Btw: I'm available to give lectures to your college, wine mom book club, school district, battalion or klan meeting for a mere $25K per 30 mins.
Posted by: Critical Race Theorist at March 19, 2021 02:10 PM (dYe5S)
That's the problem isn't it? I don't mind if someone dyes their hair but when you get up to some colors its gone beyond "I think this is pretty" into "LOOK AT MEEE!!!!1!1!" territory, but its hard to quantify that into official policy.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2021 02:10 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2021 02:10 PM (SvK/Z)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 19, 2021 02:10 PM (k/TB6)
**
And why is she sitting next to that guy from Quantum Leap?
Posted by: Lysenko - donate your guns to a no questions, records, or receipts gun buy back at March 19, 2021 02:10 PM (mlBAr)
"No, I'm here to shop."
"You wanta get shopping?" (Damned if I can figure out what that meant.)
"No, I want to *do* some shopping. Like, you know, buy stuff."
A shrug. "WhattamI s'posed to do about it?"
"Nothing, " I said with a smile. "Nothing at all." And in I walked.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 19, 2021 02:10 PM (lSpWa)
Posted by: Jen the original at March 19, 2021 02:10 PM (GuBfG)
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Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2021 02:10 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: kallisto at March 19, 2021 02:11 PM (DJFLF)
Btw: I'm available to give lectures to your college, wine mom book club, school district, battalion or klan meeting for a mere $25K per 30 mins.
Posted by: Critical Race Theorist at March 19, 2021 02:10 PM (dYe5S)
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"Will you sign my copy of your book?!"
-Wine mom
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 19, 2021 02:11 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 19, 2021 02:11 PM (VVEnO)
Posted by: Lysenko - donate your guns to a no questions, records, or receipts gun buy back at March 19, 2021 02:11 PM (mlBAr)
They're not just shooting themselves in the foot. They're getting a 105mm howitzer and aiming at their kneecaps.
It's not that they are rejecting the potheads it's that they LIED about them overlooking it and then firing people.
That's gonna leave a mark and not just on the ones who got fired.
Who in their right mind is going to answer honestly any questions by the Biden/Harris admin? And why are they doing this?
Because Joe is/was such a vehement "lock em up" kind of guy back in the day? And now he's running on auto pilot or whatever the last person told him to do.
Posted by: jakee308 at March 19, 2021 02:11 PM (WJ8Bv)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2021 02:11 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: trev006 at March 19, 2021 02:12 PM (0HpOW)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 19, 2021 02:12 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2021 02:12 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 19, 2021 02:12 PM (VP4Cd)
Joe Biden is a corrupt, skeevy politician but actually loves America and wants it to reflect the best we have to offer. However, his brain is rotting and he doesn't know most of the decisions being made in his name. He also didn't pick most, or any, of his staff.
That's why he is yelling about purple hair snowflakes and potheads and actually attempting to answer questions to the best of his stroked out brain's ability.
Honka Honka.
*Gets on unicycle*
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 19, 2021 02:12 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: President-Elect pj at March 19, 2021 02:12 PM (G1dq6)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 19, 2021 02:12 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
What's that crazy assed teen clothing store in the malls? Yeah. If your hair color fits in there, then it DOESN'T fit in the White House.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2021 02:13 PM (OCTRt)
Kittehs are looking at me like I'm nuts.
Posted by: SMH at March 19, 2021 02:13 PM (DOEp8)
Posted by: t-bird at March 19, 2021 02:13 PM (9Fwwf)
Posted by: Frasier Crane at March 19, 2021 02:13 PM (bNf8H)
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I can tell you from personal..I mean a friend of mine was filling out the background check forms and no one is encouraged to honestly put prior drug use because it is an instant disqualifier.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 19, 2021 02:13 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 19, 2021 02:13 PM (pNxlR)
Not a good look. Be better.
I guess Richard er Rachel Levine was busy.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 19, 2021 02:13 PM (gryET)
I could see a President Gephardt firing people for smoking pot or showing up to an international meeting with purple hair.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2021 02:13 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: Satans Retards at March 19, 2021 02:13 PM (rxR5g)
Posted by: zmdavid at March 19, 2021 02:13 PM (xqRaG)
Dead serious too. These people are brainwashed.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 19, 2021 02:13 PM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: Lysenko - donate your guns to a no questions, records, or receipts gun buy back at March 19, 2021 02:13 PM (mlBAr)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at March 19, 2021 02:14 PM (5HBd1)
>>> ace
What? You've never heard of a "Stutter step"?
Posted by: jakee308 at March 19, 2021 02:14 PM (WJ8Bv)
*imagines the US ambassador to Japan dressed in a squirrel suit and formal dinner attire*
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2021 02:14 PM (SvK/Z)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 19, 2021 02:14 PM (46GDR)
Posted by: kallisto at March 19, 2021 02:14 PM (DJFLF)
If you've every witnessed someone now working in The White House using marijuana or other substances, report them.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2021 02:14 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 19, 2021 02:14 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: runner at March 19, 2021 02:14 PM (WOjjq)
Posted by: Marcus T
Or purchasing a firearm via an FFL.
4473 form.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2021 02:14 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: 40 Miles North at March 19, 2021 02:14 PM (uWF4x)
But then: They told them to resign.
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Ha, ha, if you can't lie to me bitch how can I trust that you will lie for me?
Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 19, 2021 02:14 PM (hlqqA)
Hmm... I wouldn't think "must be a color naturally found in human hair" would be that difficult.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 19, 2021 02:14 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 19, 2021 02:15 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 19, 2021 02:15 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 19, 2021 02:15 PM (X7kN9)
Posted by: Lysenko - donate your guns to a no questions, records, or receipts gun buy back at March 19, 2021 02:13 PM (mlBAr)
Totes cool and the blonde hair is not appropriation in anyway, anymore than playing Anne Boleyn in a movie is, h8er
Posted by: CN at March 19, 2021 02:15 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 19, 2021 02:12 PM (LvTSG)
You may be rushing to judgment, perhaps she was really good at the vice part, kind of like Kamala.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at March 19, 2021 02:15 PM (kUmUV)
Posted by: torabora at March 19, 2021 02:15 PM (8Zmke)
You never heard of a stutter step? All the best athletes do it
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 19, 2021 02:15 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 19, 2021 02:13 PM (Bmy3R)
Objection! Assumes facts not in evidence your honor.
Democrats =/= brains to wash.
Posted by: jakee308 at March 19, 2021 02:15 PM (WJ8Bv)
Posted by: WH Staffers at March 19, 2021 02:15 PM (9Fwwf)
Posted by: Ktgreat at March 19, 2021 02:15 PM (AD3JT)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 19, 2021 02:16 PM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 19, 2021 02:16 PM (03n3v)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at March 19, 2021 02:16 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 19, 2021 02:15 PM (GbPPJ)
I didn't realize golf balls were involved.
Meme life > Real life
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 19, 2021 02:16 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2021 02:16 PM (SvK/Z)
Posted by: Marcus T
Or purchasing a firearm via an FFL.
4473 form.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2021 02:14 PM (OCTRt)"
What an absolutely fantastic point. I wonder if any are firearms owners and lied on their 4473's?
Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2021 02:16 PM (VpIIl)
Right, this kind of thing opens up a huge can of worms. Self expression doesn't always have a place everywhere you go but its brutally hard to get people to comprehend that these days.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2021 02:16 PM (KZzsI)
Suckers! NEVER tell the truth! You're Democrats!
Posted by: White House at March 19, 2021 02:16 PM (1vynn)
From mental health professionals.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 19, 2021 02:16 PM (1ISKN)
Whoever made that gif is going to jail.
Posted by: Lysenko - donate your guns to a no questions, records, or receipts gun buy back
Wait, we need one of our embassies or consulates to be attacked and take casualties first.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 19, 2021 02:16 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 19, 2021 02:16 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 19, 2021 02:15 PM (z79tQ)
Golf clap...
Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 19, 2021 02:17 PM (gryET)
-- Media
The unwillingness of the media and political class to point out Biden's obvious debilitated condition makes me think of when they portrayed Gerald Ford, arguably the most naturally gifted athletic president, as a klutz.
I strongly doubt SNL will do a skit portraying Biden as the doddering old crook that he is.
Posted by: troyriser at March 19, 2021 02:17 PM (BC3Yf)
Posted by: sound awake at March 19, 2021 02:15 PM (0OxUd)
To be fair, Che was killed by the opposing team. IIRC
Posted by: jakee308 at March 19, 2021 02:17 PM (WJ8Bv)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby
AFAIK, all the hard drugs are still totes illegal everywhere.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2021 02:17 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: kathysaysso at March 19, 2021 02:17 PM (vkS2Z)
Posted by: CN at March 19, 2021 02:17 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Bert G at March 19, 2021 02:17 PM (OMsf+)
a symptom of something else, like being a furry or drama class.
My personal experience? Women with purple/pink hair - crazy in a good way (at least until they stab you because you opened one of kbdabear's compliance pics on the ONT)
Women with blue/green hair? Stay far away.
Posted by: Obligatory at March 19, 2021 02:17 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: SMOD at March 19, 2021 02:17 PM (3aI0K)
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 19, 2021 02:15 PM (GbPPJ)"
I though the third time he was staying down.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2021 02:17 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 19, 2021 02:17 PM (89T5c)
As someone said in the last thread, still better than John F'in Kerry
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2021 02:17 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: sound awake at March 19, 2021 02:15 PM (0OxUd)
To be fair, Che was killed by the opposing team. IIRC
Posted by: jakee308 at March 19, 2021 02:17 PM (WJ8Bv)
While begging for his life.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 19, 2021 02:17 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: HAL 9000 at March 19, 2021 02:17 PM (yDEle)
But then: They told them to resign.
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Rookie mistake.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 19, 2021 02:18 PM (VVEnO)
I have to go through background checks every so often and the questions are intrusive and insane to the extreme. "Have you ever had any mental health treatment?" "You wrote a bad check 25 years ago, do you intend to keep doing that?", etc. You should know better on what questions to be truthful about and those that you shouldn't.
Posted by: Cheri at March 19, 2021 02:18 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2021 02:18 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: kallisto at March 19, 2021
***
Like Rogue in the X-Men, or like Jo Beth Williams in Poltergeist?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 19, 2021 02:18 PM (lSpWa)
Posted by: SMH at March 19, 2021 02:18 PM (DOEp8)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at March 19, 2021 02:18 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: troyriser at March 19, 2021 02:17 PM (BC3Yf)
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"There's just nothing funny about him! He's too good of a man!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, for one day only, teaming up with Batman at March 19, 2021 02:18 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: trev006 at March 19, 2021 02:12 PM (0HpOW)
My daughter went through a phase of dying her hair unnatural colors. While she was a teenager, she wasn't delusional.
I think it's mostly a generational thing. The woman in the photo appears to be trying to hold on to her youth in an inappropriate setting. That's something the left has trouble with. There are things which are always good, there are things which are always bad, and there are things which are sometimes one and sometimes the other.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 19, 2021 02:18 PM (T7iTv)
He blubbered like a child pleading for his life. His appeal obviously failed.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2021 02:18 PM (SvK/Z)
Posted by: Frasier Crane at March 19, 2021 02:18 PM (bNf8H)
I'm not huge on multi-colored hair, though I figure if you're going to get a dye job why not have fun?
Purple is better than that very strange unnatural "red" that people do, anyway.
Posted by: Synova at March 19, 2021 02:19 PM (BD/yx)
Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast
Exactly. Everyone who said "Nope. Never." passed the test.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at March 19, 2021 02:19 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: roaminempire at March 19, 2021 02:19 PM (aiKWU)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2021 02:19 PM (VpIIl)
He blubbered like a child pleading for his life. His appeal obviously failed.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2021 02:18 PM (SvK/Z)
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It all went wrong when he drunkenly offered to blow the local commander. His anti-homosexual stances were just cover for his latent homosexuality.
I mean, if Hollywood has taught me anything, it's the only explanation.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, for one day only, teaming up with Batman at March 19, 2021 02:19 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 19, 2021 02:19 PM (ifmtJ)
Also regarding the schools being opened - how long long do we think it will be before we see a picture of a public school kind in handcuffs for "assaulting" someone because he spit or licked or blew 'rona breath on some other kid or teachers union apparatchik? I'll start counting down now... 99... 98... 97...
Posted by: justasheep at March 19, 2021 02:19 PM (L9Eia)
Past drug use is not necessarily a disqualifier for federal employment. Lying about past drug use for a security clearance definitely is.
Posted by: Chuck C at March 19, 2021 02:19 PM (awtm/)
Posted by: kathysaysso at March 19, 2021 02:20 PM (vkS2Z)
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at March 19, 2021 02:20 PM (VbI7r)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2021 02:16 PM (VpIIl)
The question is:
e. Are you an unlawful user of, or addicted to, marijuana or any depressant, stimulant, narcotic drug, or any other controlled substance?
Warning: The use or possession of marijuana remains unlawful under Federal law regardless of whether it has been legalized or decriminalized for medicinal or recreational purposes in the state where you reside.
Unless you are actually high right then, as far as I am concerned, you are a former marijuana smoker.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 19, 2021 02:20 PM (yQpMk)
I see that a DA in New York is offering $250 cash cards for turning in handguns or "assault rifles".
If I were in NY, it'd be "3D printer go brrrrrrr-brrrrrrr-brrrrrrr-ka-CHING! brrrrrrr-brrrrrrr-brrrrrrr-ka-CHING! brrrrrrr-brrrrrrr-brrrrrrr-ka-CHING!".
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 19, 2021 02:20 PM (JZT2F)
Killer Joker Red?
Yeah nothing scary about that color well except the guy who shot up the movie theater.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2021 02:20 PM (SvK/Z)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2021 02:19 PM (VpIIl)
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Diplomat meeting with officials of another nation is not quite the same thing as barista.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, for one day only, teaming up with Batman at March 19, 2021 02:20 PM (LvTSG)
So I'm assuming this about face on pot use is a way of purging the Administration of as many of the Bernie Bros as possible.
It's like...they made a list. A list of undesirables. Then they put that list to use.
I'm shocked.
SHOCKED!
Well, not that shocked.
Posted by: Robert at March 19, 2021 02:20 PM (C333W)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 19, 2021 02:20 PM (X7kN9)
Mother Nature tends to color her more "Poisonous/dangerous" citizens with bright colors or noticeable differences from the ones who do not.
Be warned.
Posted by: jakee308 at March 19, 2021 02:20 PM (WJ8Bv)
...hahahaha lets bring in the 3rd and 4th string Democrat flunkies and see how that goes.
I thought that they already we ... wait, what's there now is the "A" team?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 19, 2021 02:21 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Corona-exile lost in spaces at March 19, 2021 02:21 PM (3wNhr)
Posted by: batterup at March 19, 2021 02:21 PM (+MbAW)
Posted by: Synova at March 19, 2021 02:19 PM (BD/yx)
That's henna. Its natural or some other BS. I knew a hippie girl in college that did it.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 19, 2021 02:21 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2021 02:19 PM (VpIIl)
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Diplomat meeting with officials of another nation is not quite the same thing as barista.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, for one day only, teaming up with Batman at March 19, 2021 02:20 PM (LvTSG)
I bet they put out just the same.
Posted by: Robert at March 19, 2021 02:21 PM (C333W)
Posted by: Eric Burdon at March 19, 2021 02:21 PM (3aI0K)
I'd bet a large amount of money that his buddy Castro ratted him out. Che was a threat.
See also: Trotsky, Ernst Rohm, Lin Baio....
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 19, 2021 02:21 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: Frasier Crane at March 19, 2021 02:18 PM (bNf8H)
Let go of my mind, Frasier Crane!!!
Posted by: kathysaysso at March 19, 2021 02:21 PM (vkS2Z)
Posted by: Northern lurker at March 19, 2021 02:22 PM (lgiXo)
Bi den is just asshoe.
Posted by: torabora at March 19, 2021 02:22 PM (8Zmke)
Posted by: Chuck C at March 19, 2021 02:22 PM (awtm/)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2021 02:17 PM (VpIIl)
Me too.
I am not, at all, going that's not funny to all the people laughing at this (and that meme's great), but all I can see is when my dad started having major balance issues and watching him fall exactly like that.
That rather dampens my ability to enjoy it.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 19, 2021 02:22 PM (GbPPJ)
Purple is better than that very strange unnatural "red" that people do, anyway.
Posted by: Synova
there's nothing wrong with it. unless you want to look and be professional
Posted by: x4 at March 19, 2021 02:22 PM (oA+QO)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 19, 2021 02:22 PM (jOcSX)
don't look at me
actually I think it's a guy named Eddie
Posted by: DB- just DB at March 19, 2021 02:22 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Corona-exile lost in spaces at March 19, 2021 02:21 PM (3wNhr)
And with Rose Tico.
Especially her line about "That's how we're gonna win. Not fighting what we hate. Saving what we love."
In Star WARS.
Fuck The Last Jedi. It killed my last affection for my favorite sci fi movie.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 19, 2021 02:23 PM (ifmtJ)
Women with blue/green hair? Stay far away.
Posted by: Obligatory at March 19, 2021 02:17 PM (qlFIA)
They're trying to subconsciously warn you of their danger, like brightly colored animals being vicious and/or poisonous in nature.
Posted by: Thrawn at March 19, 2021 02:23 PM (ZAkyl)
Castro was smart in eliminating that sicko.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2021 02:23 PM (SvK/Z)
But they outlawed diesel fuel, so there is that.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 19, 2021 02:23 PM (nGC1b)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2021 02:16 PM (VpIIl)
***
The ATF wrote a letter about it back during Obama's days.
Short version: If you smoke pot and have guns you're a felon.
It's weird how they won't address those gun crimes, isn't it?
Posted by: Lysenko - donate your guns to a no questions, records, or receipts gun buy back at March 19, 2021 02:23 PM (mlBAr)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 19, 2021 02:23 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Marge Simpson at March 19, 2021 02:23 PM (8Zmke)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 19, 2021 02:23 PM (pNxlR)
I am not, at all, going that's not funny to all the people laughing at this (and that meme's great), but all I can see is when my dad started having major balance issues and watching him fall exactly like that.
That rather dampens my ability to enjoy it.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 19, 2021 02:22 PM (GbPPJ)
Years ago my grandmother broke her foot stepping off of her deck. It was the beginning of her decline. After that she... changed, and never fully recovered.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 19, 2021 02:23 PM (jOcSX)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, for one day only, teaming up with Batman at March 19, 2021 02:20 PM (LvTSG)"
It not quite the look for a professional, but that's my opinion. Otherwise I couldn't care less. If it's not interfering with the job. Go for it. Same with tattoos. Some of y'all need to lighten up. If you are for personal liberty, then you shouldn't care what color people color their hair. It's not hurting you. It's actually a true expression of personal liberty.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2021 02:24 PM (VpIIl)
So. Like man, I'm a LAWFUL user. Like I don't inject it into my veins or any of that other stuff.
Just plain ol' sniff sniff.
Says the guy with long hair and jesus beard and love beads.
Posted by: jakee308 at March 19, 2021 02:24 PM (WJ8Bv)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2021 02:19 PM (VpIIl)
I know a girl with purple hair who is hot as Hell, but she would be hot no matter what color her hair was....
Posted by: JoeF. at March 19, 2021 02:24 PM (HrMC1)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 19, 2021 02:24 PM (W2Pud)
Chez Guevara
Posted by: SMOD at March 19, 2021 02:24 PM (3aI0K)
e. Are you an unlawful user of, or addicted to, marijuana or any depressant, stimulant, narcotic drug, or any other controlled substance?
Warning: The use or possession of marijuana remains unlawful under Federal law regardless of whether it has been legalized or decriminalized for medicinal or recreational purposes in the state where you reside.
Unless you are actually high right then, as far as I am concerned, you are a former marijuana smoker.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)
e. First six words. Case closed.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2021 02:24 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Tami at March 19, 2021 02:24 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 19, 2021 02:24 PM (bDqIh)
I mean other than "more money than sense"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2021 02:24 PM (KZzsI)
To be fair, it is kind of an intelligence test.
Posted by: Fen at March 19, 2021 02:24 PM (83lwH)
Everyone that has a state medical card to get pot in states that do that sort of thing are on the disqualified list via the FBI, even if they have not bought nor consumed marijuana. Anyone actually using marijuana, regardless of medical conditions, are also barred from buying or possessing a firearm with serious penalties also for lying on form 4473 if they do.
The 4473 lying is rarely prosecuted but often tacked on as an additional charge. The drug possession and firearm arrests based on prohibited person status are more often prosecuted and are often illegal under state law as well. In a lot of states, being boozed up and having a firearm (and sometimes other weapons) on you is also illegal.
Posted by: whig at March 19, 2021 02:24 PM (pO7gM)
Posted by: CN at March 19, 2021 02:24 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Jimco Industries at March 19, 2021 02:24 PM (buTO7)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 19, 2021 02:25 PM (bDqIh)
This policy is standard in FedGov for mission and safety critical jobs. For example, NASA flight directors, flight controllers, and engineering flight system specialists get random drug tests.
But I expect the Usual Suspecs will howl about the policy applying to Dem WH staff, even though I'd say working in the WH is a job where screw-ups are pretty-danged undesirable.
Posted by: Gref at March 19, 2021 02:25 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: torabora at March 19, 2021 02:25 PM (8Zmke)
Posted by: Lysenko - click here for your covid vaccine documentation and directions at March 19, 2021 02:25 PM (TIEIK)
Sure was. He wanted him Out Of Cuba, so sending him off to Shitholia to get whacked by the locals was a master stroke.
Castro was evil, not stupid.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 19, 2021 02:25 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: Corona-exile lost in spaces at March 19, 2021 02:21 PM (3wNhr)
That, and they really stuck it to those rich people, who are just going to turn around and make their slaves clean up the mess.
Loved the weapons merchant linkage too with Casino Planet. How do you think the "Resistance" gets their weapons, Ruin Johnson? They make everything in-house?
Posted by: Thrawn at March 19, 2021 02:25 PM (ZAkyl)
I had to look close to actually tell it wasn't gray in the pic.
It's not like it was Clown Purple.
Posted by: jakee308 at March 19, 2021 02:25 PM (WJ8Bv)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 19, 2021 02:25 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2021 02:24 PM (VpIIl)
==========
If Biden's team was walking into these meetings from a position of strength, I would probably agree.
But they're weak, intentionally so, they know it, and having one of your people at the table looking out of place doesn't help matters at all.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, for one day only, teaming up with Batman at March 19, 2021 02:25 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: trev006 at March 19, 2021 02:12 PM (0HpOW)
What about me?
Posted by: Stripper With Daddy Issues at March 19, 2021 02:26 PM (2JVJo)
White House blames wind for Biden fall on Air Force One steps
alright- which wunna you guys broke wind
Posted by: DB- just DB at March 19, 2021 02:26 PM (iTXRQ)
Oh, and your balls too.
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2021/m
ar/18/toxic-chemicals-health-humanity-erin-brokovich
(remove extra spaces)
Akshewalley, I think the article misses the main cause
ie. pollution from hormones in birth control pills has been massively increasing in drinking water for decades.
Posted by: naturalfake at March 19, 2021 02:26 PM (EERbD)
White House blames wind for Biden fall on Air Force One steps
Posted by: Tami
Oh. He farted then.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 19, 2021 02:26 PM (nGC1b)
White House blames wind for Biden fall on Air Force One steps
Posted by: Tami at March 19, 2021 02:24 PM (cF8AT)
lol... And I read they were blaming his previously "sprained" ankle
Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2021 02:26 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2021 02:26 PM (OCTRt)
Private sector, let your freak flag fly; on official State Dept business negotiating with the ChiComs - she should have been removed from the room. Doesn't exactly project competence or power.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 19, 2021 02:26 PM (gryET)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 19, 2021 02:26 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 19, 2021 02:26 PM (r+sAi)
I think everyone except Kathleen whatserface hated the Rose character. Everyone.
So much so that her character and the storyline with the black clown character (seriously, the guy is played as a buffoon) was almost entirely deleted in the third film.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2021 02:26 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 19, 2021 02:26 PM (2DOZq)
@nypost 29m
White House blames wind for Biden fall on Air Force One steps
Posted by: Tami
He farted?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 19, 2021 02:27 PM (63Dwl)
That rather dampens my ability to enjoy it.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 19, 2021 02:22 PM (GbPPJ)
Your father, I expect, was a good man.
Stinkfinger is a national pustule.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 19, 2021 02:27 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 19, 2021 02:18 PM (lSpWa)
It's more like Rogue, but my hair did this weird thing and it's hidden underneath the rest of the hair so the only time it's visible is if it's pulled back.
Posted by: kallisto at March 19, 2021 02:27 PM (DJFLF)
But they're weak, intentionally so, they know it, and having one of your people at the table looking out of place doesn't help matters at all.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, for one day only, teaming up with Batman at March 19, 2021 02:25 PM (LvTSG)
Yup nothing says "competent" like tatted up assholes with purple hair.
Posted by: CN at March 19, 2021 02:27 PM (ONvIw)
----------------
Yep. Had to fill out the paperwork for a sec clearance and I'm 100% sure the prior drug question is an IQ test.
Posted by: MJ at March 19, 2021 02:27 PM (gAMkn)
Okay.
Posted by: SMH at March 19, 2021 02:27 PM (DOEp8)
Posted by: Chuck C at March 19
It's an accurate representation of our current status as a country.
Posted by: LMAO at March 19, 2021 02:27 PM (r2xsG)
Those Chi nah masters have quite the sense of humor when they pull strings.
Posted by: torabora at March 19, 2021 02:27 PM (8Zmke)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 19, 2021 02:27 PM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2021 02:27 PM (SvK/Z)
Posted by: trev006 at March 19, 2021 02:12 PM (0HpOW)
What about me?
Posted by: Stripper With Daddy Issues at March 19, 2021 02:26 PM (2JVJo)
A firm spanking would qualify as a type of ass kicking, in my opinion.
Posted by: Robert at March 19, 2021 02:27 PM (C333W)
Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 19, 2021 02:27 PM (hlqqA)
I think it kind of banned its self, I don't know of anywhere in the entire state that burns coal. This isn't exactly anthracite territory.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2021 02:27 PM (KZzsI)
She is a diplomat, meeting with people from other countries who aren't quite as accepting of having rainbow hair or being a tranny.
It interferes with the job pretty much by definition.
Diplomats have always been expected to be extremely polished and low-key.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 19, 2021 02:27 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2021 02:24 PM (VpIIl)
I don't care what people do, so long as I don't have to smile and nod along or lose my job/liberty. But people make generalizations and those are often useful. The guy with neck tats, fighting rings and forearms thick as a millenal's thighs MAY be as gentle as a lamb, but I'm keeping my eye on him. Same with the purple haired chick. She might just be a free-spirit but she's probably an attention hungry problem child you don't want at the negotiating table.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 19, 2021 02:27 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 19, 2021 02:22 PM (GbPPJ)"
Same here, to a degree.
In this case, he's an asshole who is lying about his condition and stage managing the lie with the media. He's also going after everyday Americans for their beliefs because they don't align with his. Furthermore he is all in on the unconstitutional agenda the Democrats are pushing, plus he's purposely dividing people for political gain.
So in that case he's probably not 1/1000 of the person your dad, or my family member is/was/.
So summarily, I am laughing. F him.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2021 02:28 PM (VpIIl)
White House blames wind for Biden fall on Air Force One steps
Posted by: Tami
Wind shears caused him to crash.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 19, 2021 02:28 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Stripper With Daddy Issues at March 19, 2021 02:26 PM (2JVJo)
Let's be honest, you're probably category #3
Posted by: Vanya at March 19, 2021 02:28 PM (gAFsE)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2021 02:17 PM (OCTRt)
Nope, all that shit is now legal for personal use in Oregon.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at March 19, 2021 02:28 PM (DXFDM)
ALRIGHTY THEN!
Posted by: torabora
Aha! You are so right and it's all on tape where she bragged about smoking pot because of course, she's Jamaican man!
Her father was pissed and put out a statement denouncing what she said as being an insult to Jamaicans and her ancestors. Burn the witch!
Posted by: Cheri at March 19, 2021 02:28 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Tami
Oh. He farted then.
Posted by: Puddleglum
I have never farted so hard before that it knocked me over. And I have ripped some that felt like a chainsaw.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2021 02:28 PM (OCTRt)
But FFS, this is the purity hill the meat puppet choses to die on? I mean, his second in command at HHS is clearly suffering from extreme mental illness (gender dysphoria) but he's gonna boot people from his staff who pop a CBD gummie from time to time?
This looks like a shiny object being tossed out there to distract the rubes.
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at March 19, 2021 02:28 PM (NYS7S)
Ha!, my 15 year old just asked me "He actually isn't really making any decisions is he?" My answer > No.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 19, 2021 02:28 PM (r+sAi)
What you had to go through with your dad is in no way funny. No one who has to watch a loved one decline thinks it's funny.
That said, Biden and his handlers brought this upon themselves.
Posted by: SMH at March 19, 2021 02:28 PM (DOEp8)
Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 19, 2021 02:28 PM (hlqqA)
Its a really neat look, I think. I had a teacher with that in school, just some of the follicles in front didn't grow color.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2021 02:29 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: torabora at March 19, 2021 02:29 PM (8Zmke)
got it
I Love America
Posted by: DB- just DB at March 19, 2021 02:29 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: portlandon at March 19, 2021 02:29 PM (+oR7L)
Congress, when using its commerce clause jurisdiction correctly and explicitly to ban something, with some nexus to interstate commerce, trumps state law. Something like the Constitution's Supremacy clause makes that stick.
You want to use wacky weed whether for medicine or pleasure as allowed by your state, stay away from firearms and don't purchase them unless you like to spin the wheel of legal jeopardy.
Posted by: whig at March 19, 2021 02:29 PM (pO7gM)
Posted by: Dr. Titanium Whitey, J.D. at March 19, 2021 02:29 PM (i6shs)
Yeah, that was my thought.
"So who got caught toking up with Hunter in the Lincoln Bedroom?"
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 19, 2021 02:29 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, for one day only, teaming up with Batman at March 19, 2021 02:29 PM (LvTSG)
"aposematism"
Posted by: Lizzy at March 19, 2021 02:30 PM (bDqIh)
BS.. I watched it.. He fell down 3 times.. No wind did that
Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2021 02:30 PM (Zmnko)
Try not to lose your lunch as you watch this drag queen teach 5-year-old kids how to twerk at a Drag Queen Story Hour
https://bit.ly/2QiEJp3
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 19, 2021 02:30 PM (VVEnO)
Posted by: Tami at March 19, 2021 02:30 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Tami
It was Ghost Dog coming back to avenge his son Major.
Posted by: batterup at March 19, 2021 02:30 PM (+MbAW)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 19, 2021 02:30 PM (sWM8x)
When will be having a prayer vigil to stand against sex trafficking of Asian women and for the healing of people with sex addiction?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 19, 2021 02:30 PM (VP4Cd)
Posted by: Thrawn
Real SW fans would know the name of the X-Wing manufacturer.
Also, TJL turned bad when it was called The Force Awakens. The entire affair was political garbage start to finish. Disney is a nuFascist behemoth that deserves to be slain.
"tHe FoRCe iS feMalE~!"
Garbage.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 19, 2021 02:30 PM (pAjZN)
So, the company is based in NY and FL, both of which are not legal-weed states, but we have many employees in legal states. Like me, in CO.
The general policy is: don't do anything illegal. Meaning, it's illegal in national parks regardless of states and so on. So, if you live in a state where it's not legal, don't do it. If you live in a state where it's legal, we don't care what you do as long as you don't break any state or federal laws.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 19, 2021 02:30 PM (Bmy3R)
That rather dampens my ability to enjoy it.
Posted by: alexthechick
*
The only reason I like it is because he's always been a horrible man and I appreciate his family publicly humiliating him for our enjoyment.
Posted by: Lysenko - click here for your covid vaccine documentation and directions at March 19, 2021 02:30 PM (TIEIK)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 19, 2021 02:30 PM (1ISKN)
What you had to go through with your dad is in no way funny. No one who has to watch a loved one decline thinks it's funny.
That said, Biden and his handlers brought this upon themselves.
Posted by: SMH at March 19, 2021 02:28 PM (DOEp
Suicide is a tragedy... Except when Hitler does it. Then everyone lights a smoke.
Posted by: Vanya at March 19, 2021 02:30 PM (gAFsE)
Posted by: It's me donna
no seriously- he farted himself right off his feet
Posted by: DB- just DB at March 19, 2021 02:30 PM (iTXRQ)
Been waiting for this giant turd to hit the fan.
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2021 02:31 PM (Xh5c6)
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 19, 2021 02:22 PM (GbPPJ)
Yeah. Try being on the down slope of 70 and possibly looking at that scene happening in my near future.
Not exactly filling me with giggles.
The way I lived my life I did not expect to live this long. And it's starting to suck big time.
Posted by: jakee308 at March 19, 2021 02:31 PM (WJ8Bv)
Posted by: rickb223
Your not feeble with a broke brain. (that I'm aware of) :-)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 19, 2021 02:31 PM (nGC1b)
Sure was. He wanted him Out Of Cuba, so sending him off to Shitholia to get whacked by the locals was a master stroke.
Castro was evil, not stupid.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 19, 2021 02:25 PM (JZT2F)
Like Spain after the Reconquista getting all of those unemployed soldiers to go and do some exploring/looting in the Americas. If you find gold, write home, if you get whacked, well no real loss...
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Bring Sunshine Into Your Life With An Outrage Outlet Lil' Atom Playset! at March 19, 2021 02:31 PM (2pkC+)
Is collapsing while walking up the stairs a side effect of having a stutter?
maybe it's a different kind of "stutter step"...
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 19, 2021 02:31 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: portlandon at March 19, 2021 02:29 PM (+oR7L)
Well, yeah. Good ole Hunter refused to get addicted to pot.
It's a gateway drug, you know.
Posted by: naturalfake at March 19, 2021 02:31 PM (EERbD)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2021 02:28 PM (VpIIl)
And that's fine! Seriously, I have no problems with anyone laughing about it, and I love the meme, I'm just saying that I can't because I see my dad.
I am angry at the constant oh he's fine you idiot Qs who think there's something wrong with Biden. *sets Raptorminators on them*
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 19, 2021 02:31 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at March 19, 2021 02:31 PM (i14rK)
Posted by: MJ at March 19, 2021 02:27 PM (gAMkn)
I've known guys who had high level clearances who admitted to lots of drug use in their past. The goal of the process is to make sure that you're not going to be a security risk. A twenty-something who hasn't smoked in 5-10 years probably isn't a big risk. The risk is that they did more than buy a dimebag of oregano from some guy in their organic chem class back in 2015. Addiction or criminal behavior (such as selling drugs) makes someone vulnerable to blackmail.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 19, 2021 02:31 PM (jOcSX)
But he's totes gonna stand-up to Put-Put and Winnie-The-Xi.
They're setting this up to ease him out before Memorial Day.
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at March 19, 2021 02:31 PM (NYS7S)
Posted by: Northern lurker at March 19, 2021 02:31 PM (lgiXo)
----
Me too. But I'm sure for very different reasons.
Posted by: Jimco Industries at March 19, 2021 02:32 PM (buTO7)
was that voiceover from an actual Bidet campaign ad?
Posted by: kallisto at March 19, 2021 02:32 PM (DJFLF)
Who was that guy?
'Say one thing about Hitler. He killed Hitler.'
Because that was funny.
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2021 02:32 PM (Xh5c6)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 19, 2021 02:27 PM (ifmtJ)"
God tells me through the Bible not to judge. I think we all struggle a bit with that. It's easy to make generalizations. But I often have found that's a horrible way to judge who people are.
BTW. I have tattoos but also wear $1,000 suits and have a professional job. People who don't know me well wouldn't know that- and almost all probably would not care. They care how I do my job and conduct myself personally
Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2021 02:32 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Revenant at March 19, 2021 02:32 PM (DS/kF)
AtC You're Dad isn't President.... Well .. peudo president
Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2021 02:32 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, for one day only, teaming up with Batman at March 19, 2021
***
The original short-haired version from the comics, or Anna Paquin's? (Short answer: "Yes.")
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 19, 2021 02:32 PM (lSpWa)
Posted by: Willie Brown at March 19, 2021 02:32 PM (Xh5c6)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 19, 2021 02:30 PM (pAjZN)
I watched TFA once and ignored the rest of them. They literally remade A New Hope with a gender flipped main character and a black guy. TFA was Disney telling everyone on Earth "We have absolutely nothing original to say."
Posted by: Vanya at March 19, 2021 02:33 PM (gAFsE)
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2021 02:33 PM (Xh5c6)
IIRC, Kamala Harris as CA AG put a lot of people in prison for pot crimes. Could have been her call, though the idea that he wanted to keep staffers from supplying Hunter makes sense (or just hating drug use in general because he's seen it destroy Hunter).
Posted by: Lizzy at March 19, 2021 02:33 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, for one day only, teaming up with Batman at March 19, 2021
***
The original short-haired version from the comics, or Anna Paquin's? (Short answer: "Yes.")
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 19, 2021 02:32 PM (lSpWa)
========
It's taken me some time to appreciate Anna Paquin's hotness, but she's got it. The hotness, that is.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, for one day only, teaming up with Batman at March 19, 2021 02:33 PM (LvTSG)
Unless you are actually high right then, as far as I am concerned, you are a former marijuana smoker.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)
e. First six words. Case closed.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2021 02:24 PM (OCTRt)
Am I applying for a Federal gun permit? No?
(I honestly don't even know what pot smells like.)
Posted by: Synova at March 19, 2021 02:33 PM (BD/yx)
Posted by: kallisto at March 19, 2021 02:32 PM (DJFLF)
Not sure. I never watched or listened to any of his ads.
Posted by: Tami at March 19, 2021 02:33 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Ktgreat at March 19, 2021 02:33 PM (AD3JT)
Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at March 19, 2021 02:33 PM (EpDzw)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2021 02:32 PM (Zmnko)
Dang.. pseudo...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2021 02:33 PM (Zmnko)
That said -what the fuck? What a stupid reason to fire someone.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 19, 2021 02:33 PM (UPoLF)
about it, and I love the meme, I'm just saying that I can't because I
see my dad.
Your dad didn't steal a US presidential election. Neither did my aunt, or my dear friend who came down with dementia at age 62, nor did the countless innocent people who are not Chicom puppets who are so afflicted.
Posted by: kallisto at March 19, 2021 02:34 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Lysenko - click here for your covid vaccine documentation and directions at March 19, 2021 02:25 PM (TIEIK)
I don't know. She will be 70 in June. You make the call.
Posted by: Gref at March 19, 2021 02:34 PM (AMIL/)
Other places too. It's all part of this new trend of "you don't have to obey inconvenient federal laws any more".
Which, actually, I'm pretty much okay with in general.
We'd be a much healthier country if the interstate commerce clause were limited to goods and services that had actually, you know, entered interstate commerce.
None of this shit where the shadow of the penumbra of the tomato plant you grew on your deck could in theory cause a butterfly to flap its wings and devastate the economy of East-Central Blowmahoma.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 19, 2021 02:34 PM (JZT2F)
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Pretty sure Biden isn't a fraction of the man you are.
No, it's not nice to poke fun at others' frailties, but the meme of Trump knocking Biden off his feet is something that I can't help but laugh at.
Posted by: SMH at March 19, 2021 02:34 PM (DOEp8)
Posted by: SMH at March 19, 2021 02:28 PM (DOEp
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Biden is/was so craven that if the cogent Biden was shown his future and asked approval he would whole heartedly approve. It's for the good of the party.
And the party is one.
Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 19, 2021 02:34 PM (hlqqA)
Posted by: Vanya at March 19, 2021 02:34 PM (gAFsE)
Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at March 19, 2021 02:34 PM (EpDzw)
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Good point but why people voluntarily offer information about themselves is beyond me.
However...FB has made quite a living off of it.
Posted by: MJ at March 19, 2021 02:34 PM (gAMkn)
Posted by: Northern lurker at March 19, 2021 02:34 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 19, 2021 02:34 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2021 02:34 PM (KZzsI)
One thing that goes on when the brain starts to fail is your coordination of hand/foot and eye become out of sync. Add to that medications that upset your balance and make you just slightly dizzy and you have the recipe for missing steps, leaning over too far and not able to recover, stumbling and getting your feet tangled up cause you can't move fast enough.
Been there. Done that. Luckily didn't blow out a knee or hip.
I did learn in my youth how to fall as part of training for sports and it's served me well. Too many people when they start to fall stiffen up and it makes the jolt much harder on the muscles and bones.
Posted by: jakee308 at March 19, 2021 02:35 PM (WJ8Bv)
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 19, 2021 02:35 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 19, 2021 02:35 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Dr. Jill at March 19, 2021 02:35 PM (i14rK)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2021 02:24 PM (VpIIl)
Oh I'm for personal liberty. And also accepting someone's desperate, loud invitation to NOTICE ME!!!!! If you'd rather not hear people laugh at what you think are your virtues, stop signaling them.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at March 19, 2021 02:35 PM (bNf8H)
However...FB has made quite a living off of it.
Posted by: MJ at March 19, 2021 02:34 PM (gAMkn)
The risk is when they start asking your references and former employers, etc., if someone says, "Oh yeah, MJ is a great dude. We used to smoke a joint every Friday after work..." and then you're fucked. You can get away with admitting a lot of behavior, but if you lie then that's a problem.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 19, 2021 02:35 PM (jOcSX)
Posted by: Dr. Jill at March 19, 2021 02:35 PM (i14rK)
LOL
Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2021 02:35 PM (Zmnko)
She was smoking hot in that leather suit on the poster for the one X movie.
Unless she wasn't yet of legal age, in which case I never noticed that poster at all.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 19, 2021 02:36 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 19, 2021 02:35 PM (1ISKN)
AKA Don't Hire Me tats.
Posted by: Vanya at March 19, 2021 02:36 PM (gAFsE)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2021 02:12 PM (KZzsI)
It isn't creative if everyone does it the same way. See the 'individualist' hippies who all were identical as men in a suit - same fringe, same pants.
It's a signal. Everyone knew what purple hair on Holdo meant.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2021 02:36 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: red speck at March 19, 2021 02:37 PM (gS3OW)
Relying solely on them is probably not the best plan, but ignoring them completely is certainly worse.
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2021 02:37 PM (Xh5c6)
Government requests that they offer up something that can be used against them, pinky-swears it's all on the up and up, they comply like good upstanding citizens and the government immediately turns around and uses it against them.
Posted by: CppThis at March 19, 2021 02:37 PM (zcf1k)
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2021 02:31 PM (Xh5c6)
Both guns and CDLs are an issue. You drink a dump truck and take medical marijuana after work? Well you can be tested by the DOT or your employer at any time. But a doctor told you to take the weed gummies. Is there a hipaa issue there? Same with firearms.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 19, 2021 02:37 PM (UPoLF)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 19, 2021 02:37 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Lysenko - click here for your covid vaccine documentation and directions at March 19, 2021 02:30 PM (TIEIK)
Concur. I am really going to enjoy when he bounces his head off the pavement and it cracks like an egg.
That neck whip when the head hits is a sound like no other. Boom....ThumpCrackkkkk!
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 19, 2021 02:37 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, for one day only, teaming up with Batman at March 19, 2021
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Yeah, we still tended to see her as a pre-teen in that The Piano movie. But that was a good 7 years before she played Rogue.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 19, 2021 02:37 PM (lSpWa)
Posted by: Northern lurker at March 19, 2021 02:37 PM (lgiXo)
https://tinyurl.com/mj7bhhem
Posted by: Vlad Putin at March 19, 2021 02:38 PM (P8XZ9)
Posted by: lowandslow at March 19, 2021 02:38 PM (4thlk)
Posted by: Kansas at March 19, 2021 02:38 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 19, 2021 02:09 PM (46GDR)
Weren't these people ever kids? Everyone knows when mom or dad says they won't get mad, they WILL get mad if you confess.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2021 02:38 PM (eoQWY)
U.S. Circuit Judge Laurence H. Silberman, a Reagan appointee, launched a broad attack on the Supreme Court's unwillingness to revisit precedent and the news media in a dissent in Tah v. Global Witness - a defamation case. After arguing against the court majority's ruling on the merits of the case, Silberman was "prompted to urge the overruling of New York Times v. Sullivan" - a landmark ruling that established what a plaintiff must show to prove a claim of defamation or libel made against a publisher.
Posted by: SMOD at March 19, 2021 02:38 PM (3aI0K)
serious- homeless population is exploding
fastest growing business: massage parlors (fronts for human trafficking)
but we make up for it with block after block of vacant commercial properties
Posted by: DB- just DB at March 19, 2021 02:38 PM (iTXRQ)
'Say one thing about Hitler. He killed Hitler.'
Because that was funny.
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2021 02:32 PM (Xh5c6)
Sounds like Norm MacDonald.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 19, 2021 02:38 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 19, 2021 02:38 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 19, 2021 02:35 PM (1ISKN)
Sentencing Guidelines:
Neck Tats: Life SentenceFace Tats: Death Sentence
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at March 19, 2021 02:38 PM (i14rK)
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 19, 2021 02:38 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 19, 2021 02:35 PM (1ISKN)
AKA Don't Hire Me tats.
Posted by: Vanya at March 19, 2021 02:36 PM (gAFsE)
The only neck tattoo I've ever seen that I liked was a woman who had major burn scarring down her throat and chest. She got this beautiful lace work tattoo that covered it all and the joy on her face in the pictures from taking control of how her body looked was fantastic.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 19, 2021 02:38 PM (GbPPJ)
She was smoking hot in that leather suit on the poster for the one X movie.
Unless she wasn't yet of legal age, in which case I never noticed that poster at all.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 19, 2021
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Apparently Anna was born in 1982, so she'd have been 18 when she played Rogue in 2000.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 19, 2021 02:39 PM (lSpWa)
I laughed heartily...
and then I gots sads, because I could not torque my lower back like that anymore. I'd be getting loaded into an MRI before sunset.
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2021 02:39 PM (Xh5c6)
I had to turn it off- laughed myself to tears
Posted by: DB- just DB at March 19, 2021 02:39 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Vanya at March 19, 2021 02:33 PM (gAFsE)
Disney screwed themselves there, as they had a treasure-trove of stories to choose from using the Expanded Universe (hint, hint, the original Thrawn trilogy, among others) that they could have made into the sequel trilogy.
But nope, just red-matter everything and rehash the past, poorly.
Posted by: Thrawn at March 19, 2021 02:39 PM (ZAkyl)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 19, 2021 02:40 PM (2BZBZ)
Professionalism and maturity are represented by how you live your life and appear to others, not just "whats inside".
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2021 02:40 PM (KZzsI)
Hahahahahahaha. Hahahahahaha. Hahahahahahaha. Hahahahahaha. Hahahahahahaha. Hahahahahaha. Hahahahahahaha. Hahahahahaha.
Posted by: Loki at March 19, 2021 02:40 PM (JumGY)
Hahahahahahaha. Hahahahahaha. Hahahahahahaha. Hahahahahaha. Hahahahahahaha. Hahahahahaha. Hahahahahahaha. Hahahahahaha.
Posted by: Loki at March 19, 2021 02:40 PM (JumGY)
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Just imagine this place with gifs...
Le sigh...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, for one day only, teaming up with Batman at March 19, 2021 02:40 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: SMH at March 19, 2021 02:40 PM (DOEp8)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 19, 2021 02:40 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 19, 2021 02:40 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Skip at March 19, 2021 02:40 PM (Cxk7w)
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I was hoping that would be the moment that all of the stoners of the world would stand up and say, "I am Hunter Biden."
Posted by: MJ at March 19, 2021 02:41 PM (gAMkn)
There are a lot of prohibitions dealing with alcohol and firearms, driving, etc.
There are some serious federal mandatory minimums that a federal judge cannot waive during sentencing dealing with firearms and drugs including marijuana.
Posted by: whig at March 19, 2021 02:41 PM (pO7gM)
Posted by: CppThis at March 19, 2021 02:41 PM (zcf1k)
They could get people to burn loot and murder in our cities for years on end!
Posted by: torabora at March 19, 2021 02:41 PM (8Zmke)
BREAKING: Speaker Pelosi rejects resolution by fellow House Democrats to expel GOP Rep. Majorie Taylor Greene
https://tinyurl.com/yz6jrxsz
Posted by: Tami at March 19, 2021 02:41 PM (cF8AT)
White House blames wind for Biden fall on Air Force One steps
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Global warming caused that wind!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 19, 2021 02:41 PM (VVEnO)
And I have the right to never hire them.
Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 19, 2021 02:41 PM (hlqqA)
Posted by: Northern lurker at March 19, 2021 02:41 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 19, 2021 02:38 PM (GbPPJ)
Okay, well obviously not in special circumstances like major disfigurement, then.
Posted by: Vanya at March 19, 2021 02:41 PM (gAFsE)
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 19, 2021 02:38 PM (3H9h1)
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Also, Daddy Issues.
Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at March 19, 2021 02:41 PM (f7eEV)
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 19, 2021 02:38 PM (3H9h1)
My rule of thumb is that whenever a woman modifies her body, tattoos, hair color/cut, piercings, etc., she's trying to reassert some control because she lacks control in other areas of her life. Women tend towards externalizing emotional pain by transforming it into physical pain. See also: cutters.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 19, 2021 02:41 PM (jOcSX)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 19, 2021 02:40 PM (2DOZq)
And they took his nutts and everybody lived happily ever after.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 19, 2021 02:41 PM (1ISKN)
BREAKING: Speaker Pelosi rejects resolution by fellow House Democrats to expel GOP Rep. Majorie Taylor Greene
https://tinyurl.com/yz6jrxsz
Posted by: Tami at March 19, 2021 02:41 PM (cF8AT)
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Even she knows that's a bucket of worms, that's how bad that expulsion would end up.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, for one day only, teaming up with Batman at March 19, 2021 02:42 PM (LvTSG)
Her character was played a lot younger than that, but yeah. Rogue in the X-Men movies was a good example of a character done differently than the source material that still worked pretty well.
They used her instead of Kitty as the naif innocent girl whose powers are a struggle because the entire plot of the first film required Rogue's powers and her personality was not very well developed in the comics. I mean other than being basically schizophrenic.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2021 02:42 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: CN at March 19, 2021 02:42 PM (ONvIw)
My schadenboner is confused. Because I don't want to take joy in the Chinese busting our chops.
But - hey, what are you guys going to say back to them? They are wrong, repeating what we have said?
Posted by: blaster at March 19, 2021 02:42 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, single and SuperStraight at March 19, 2021 02:42 PM (LIYVf)
Posted by: Martini Farmer
Whoa whoa whoa! Let's not get hasty here.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2021 02:42 PM (OCTRt)
Okay, then. She was smoking hot in that poster. Heh.
P.S. this is the one:
tinyurl.com/4zrb6kkp
And, JEEZUS, that was 21 years ago?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 19, 2021 02:42 PM (JZT2F)
They used her instead of Kitty as the naif innocent girl whose powers are a struggle because the entire plot of the first film required Rogue's powers and her personality was not very well developed in the comics. I mean other than being basically schizophrenic.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2021 02:42 PM (KZzsI)
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The sleight of hand about who Magneto wanted in that movie was surprisingly well done.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, for one day only, teaming up with Batman at March 19, 2021 02:42 PM (LvTSG)
The party of rich white conservative old people.
Next they be having hearings on swearing in rap music.
Posted by: Joe stinkyfingers at March 19, 2021 02:43 PM (W+TLY)
Oh, I know. One of the reasons I have never supported the medical and recreational laws being passed at the State level.
Federal Decriminilization is the only pathway through the maze of Federal Laws already on the books.
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2021 02:43 PM (Xh5c6)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, for one day only, teaming up with Batman at March 19, 2021 02:42 PM (LvTSG)
That, and she needs to save the expulsion ammo for that Iowa rep who supposedly only won by 6 votes.
Posted by: Thrawn at March 19, 2021 02:43 PM (ZAkyl)
If you search for "Chinese Food" on the DoorDash app, it now has a picture of Tony Blinken.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 19, 2021 10:44 AM (N39Ws)
Posted by: ShainS at March 19, 2021 02:43 PM (wsx8x)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 19, 2021 02:43 PM (CqHIp)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 19, 2021 02:43 PM (r+sAi)
I can see him laughing his head off at it too. (As an aside, every time I see my president, the real President of the United States, my heart aches. I sure miss that guy.) Posted by: Newt at March 19, 2021 02:43 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 19, 2021 02:27 PM (JZT2F)
Presidents have been expected to know what planet they're on. They don't care. It's all a show.
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2021 02:43 PM (YMZL4)
Posted by: CN at March 19, 2021 02:42 PM (ONvIw)
Then we know you had bad judgement, but probably learned your lesson.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 19, 2021 02:43 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: CN at March 19, 2021 02:43 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 19, 2021 02:43 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, for one day only, teaming up with Batman at March 19, 2021 02:43 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 19, 2021 02:40 PM (EZebt)
Wrong side of the table to be with the CCP.
Posted by: Tami at March 19, 2021 02:44 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Thrawn at March 19, 2021 02:39 PM (ZAkyl)
One theory is that JJ and/or Disney couldn't cash in as much on the merchandise if they used existing properties. Therefore, anything from before had to go.
Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at March 19, 2021 02:44 PM (EpDzw)
Its not universal of course. Some are just really creative types and are monkeying with their personal appearance constantly.
And I think people are inconsistent about this, they have line where they go "thus and no further."
For example "OK you can have a little butterfly tat on your ankle, but no neck tats or tramp stamp" or even "earrings are perfectly normal, but no nose ring!"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2021 02:44 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Joe stinkyfingers
*
That happened decades ago. AL Gore's wife.
Posted by: Lysenko - click here for your covid vaccine documentation and directions at March 19, 2021 02:44 PM (ci9Rr)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 19, 2021 02:44 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: InCali at March 19, 2021 02:44 PM (9AFWN)
Me neither.
Just so long as the Carpet Matches the Drapes.
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2021 02:44 PM (Xh5c6)
Posted by: CN at March 19, 2021 02:43 PM (ONvIw)
That's a prison tat.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 19, 2021 02:44 PM (1ISKN)
The party of rich white conservative old people.
Next they be having hearings on swearing in rap music.
Posted by: Joe stinkyfingers at March 19, 2021 02:43 PM (W+TLY)
The Democrats have always been the scolds, Karens, etc.
Tipper Gore, in the 90's, just as an example.
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at March 19, 2021 02:44 PM (NYS7S)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 19, 2021 02:44 PM (yQpMk)
White House blames wind for Biden fall on Air Force One steps
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Global warming caused that wind!
===============
So, you're saying Trump is at fault then?
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at March 19, 2021 02:45 PM (P8XZ9)
https://twitter.com/RubinReport/status/
1372976184137420803
[15 seconds video that might just save Joe's life.]
Posted by: andycanuck at March 19, 2021 02:45 PM (iDvKn)
Posted by: torabora at March 19, 2021 02:45 PM (8Zmke)
Posted by: Dr. Anthony "I Throw Even More Like A Girl Than Obama" Fauci at March 19, 2021 02:45 PM (9vQJW)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 19, 2021 02:40 PM (EZebt)
Wrong side of the table to be with the CCP.
Posted by: Tami at March 19, 2021 02:44 PM (cF8AT)
With this administration? Don't be so sure.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 19, 2021 02:45 PM (jOcSX)
She was great to watch in Almost Famous too, despite having almost no lines.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2021 02:46 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: CN at March 19, 2021 02:43 PM (ONvIw)
They have poor long term reasoning skills.
Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at March 19, 2021 02:46 PM (EpDzw)
Oh, I know. One of the reasons I have never supported the medical and recreational laws being passed at the State level.
Federal Decriminilization is the only pathway through the maze of Federal Laws already on the books.
Posted by: garrett
Hell, not only can I pass a piss test, I can pass the hair test. And even if the feds decriminalized pot totally, there are certain industries the would NEVER get a pass.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2021 02:46 PM (OCTRt)
White House blames wind for Biden fall on Air Force One steps
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Oh, somebody puh-leeze p'shop Mrs. Gulch flying by on her bicycle as he's falling down the steps.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 19, 2021 02:46 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: CN at March 19, 2021 02:43 PM (ONvIw)
That's a prison tat.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 19, 2021 02:44 PM (1ISKN)
Distracts their would-be rapist long enough for them to break free?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at March 19, 2021 02:46 PM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: Joe stinkyfingers at March 19, 2021 02:43 PM (W+TLY)
Democrats were the ones having the hearings about censoring music. Tipper Gore was the front person.
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2021 02:47 PM (YMZL4)
Posted by: CN at March 19, 2021 02:47 PM (ONvIw)
I am not a pro-recreational person.
I am strictly a leave me the fuck alone person.
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2021 02:47 PM (Xh5c6)
Le sigh...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, for one day only, teaming up with Batman at March 19, 2021 02:40 PM (LvTSG)
If we could post gifs here, I would post this an entirely appropriate amount:
https://tinyurl.com/4ven36w4
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 19, 2021 02:47 PM (GbPPJ)
There is no federal permit for firearms per se, but under federal law, anyone using illegal drugs defined by federal law is a prohibited person just as someone who is guilty of a felony and certain misdemeanors is. That means that it is illegal to even hold someone else's legal firearm or have constructive possession of them.
The question above dealt with form 4473 that is required for all purchases from a federal licensed gun dealer. On that form, there is an explicit question about drug usage with answering yes resulting in the federal licensee being unable to proceed with the transaction. Even a private seller is at legal jeopardy to sell to a prohibited person such as a felon or drug user which includes anyone answering yes as not eligible under the 4473 questions.
Posted by: whig at March 19, 2021 02:47 PM (pO7gM)
Posted by: Northern lurker at March 19, 2021 02:41 PM (lg
It made me think it would be funny to have the entire delegation dress like they were in Road Warrior.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 19, 2021 02:47 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: MJ at March 19, 2021 02:27 PM
I know at least one clearance holder who was honest about his past usage (Ten plus years in the past) and still got clearance.
Posted by: Chuck C at March 19, 2021 02:47 PM (awtm/)
Posted by: Cheri at March 19, 2021 02:47 PM (oiNtH)
Me neither.
Just so long as the Carpet Matches the Drapes.
Posted by: garrett
Yeah. I'm biased. Not into bald women.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2021 02:47 PM (OCTRt)
When that happens, it means that Commie Lay is already measuring the White House for new drapes.
And yeah, it'll be like a dam bursting. Those "comedians" all take their marching orders from the same source.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 19, 2021 02:48 PM (JZT2F)
https://tinyurl.com/4ven36w4
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 19, 2021 02:47 PM (GbPPJ)
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It could mean just so many things.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, for one day only, teaming up with Batman at March 19, 2021 02:48 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at March 19, 2021 02:48 PM (EpDzw)
Hey. I can dig being dust. Blowing around, Here there and flowing over the landscape.
What i'm afraid of is I'll turn into a bit of coprolith. hard as rock and of no use to anyone.
I'm hoping for stardust.
Posted by: jakee308 at March 19, 2021 02:48 PM (WJ8Bv)
https://tinyurl.com/4ven36w4
Grrryhands.
Nice.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 19, 2021 02:48 PM (yQpMk)
Heh, good point. I kinda figure the middle age women with purple hair are recently divorced -- seems like a way of saying "I'm still young and fun!"
Posted by: Lizzy at March 19, 2021 02:48 PM (bDqIh)
I get that having a thick bottom is awesome for holding heat, but these pans take so fucking long to get to temperature that it's ridiculous. My allclads don't seem to have this problem.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 19, 2021 02:48 PM (UPoLF)
I don't usually like it, but Persis Khambatta was pretty damned hot in that one Trek movie.
Sadly she died young... cancer, I think.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 19, 2021 02:48 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 19, 2021 02:48 PM (hlqqA)
The party of rich white conservative old people.
Next they be having hearings on swearing in rap music.
Posted by: Joe stinkyfingers at March 19, 2021 02:43 PM (W+TLY)
Didn't AlGore's old lady do that back in the 80's while he was out raping people in his yoga class?
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 19, 2021 02:49 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 19, 2021 02:49 PM (hlqqA)
Posted by: CN at March 19, 2021 02:47 PM (ONvIw)
I met a guy who was sleeved like that in the Marine Corps-- really good artwork, too. Heard later that Alice imagery is popular with some people who do a lot of acid.
Posted by: Vanya at March 19, 2021 02:49 PM (gAFsE)
I am strictly a leave me the fuck alone person.
Posted by: garrett
Oh, I am too. I wish work felt that way.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2021 02:49 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 19, 2021 02:49 PM (yQpMk)
You have gas, or an electric stove?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 19, 2021 02:49 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: torabora at March 19, 2021 02:49 PM (8Zmke)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, single and SuperStraight
Old and busted: wind sprints
New and shiny: wind stutters
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 19, 2021 02:49 PM (VVEnO)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 19, 2021 02:49 PM (O+I8R)
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Yeah it is!
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 19, 2021 02:49 PM (1ISKN)
Knot Diagrams, Pitch/Incline Calculator, How to Eat This Pussy...
useful stuff.
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2021 02:50 PM (Xh5c6)
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 19, 2021 02:50 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: Dingy Joe Stutterfoot at March 19, 2021 02:50 PM (4dO7K)
https://tinyurl.com/4ven36w4
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 19, 2021 02:47 PM (GbPPJ)
Who is she and why isn't she back in my bed?
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 19, 2021 02:50 PM (jOcSX)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 19, 2021 02:50 PM (lSpWa)
Too bad they're shit at storytelling, or they might have been able to cash in much bigger than they did.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at March 19, 2021 02:51 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Sir Mix-a-Lot at March 19, 2021 02:51 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 19, 2021 02:47 PM (GbPPJ)
Who is she and why isn't she back in my bed?
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 19, 2021
***
She looks familiar.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 19, 2021 02:51 PM (lSpWa)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 19, 2021 02:49 PM (JZT2F)
Electric.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 19, 2021 02:51 PM (UPoLF)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2021 02:32 PM (VpIIl)
My main issue with tats is that people who get them need to realize that they are also viewed at a distance. Your design needs to make sure you don't look rubbed with motor oil at a distance of 10 feet or whatevr.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2021 02:51 PM (eoQWY)
Chinese requirement?
Posted by: Aetius451AD personal phone at March 19, 2021 02:52 PM (7OrCI)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 19, 2021 02:21 PM (pNxlR)
Pretty scary isn't it? This is their version of Top Men... err Top people... er Top persons... ummm what term are we supposed to use to avoid offending anyone. Top Homonids... oh wait we ticked off that Furry over there... Top Mammals... uh oh, the new under under secretary of oceanic affairs is a trans-octopoid... Top Chordata... ummm sir Octopi are mollusks and lack a spinal chord... Top Creatures then it is...
We'll have Top Creatures on that right away.
Posted by: justasheep at March 19, 2021 02:52 PM (L9Eia)
Posted by: jeff spicoli's brother on brave that doesn't copy text at March 19, 2021 02:52 PM (iDvKn)
I did not like it when I saw the movie in its original release, but upon watching later yes, she is very very lovely despite the bald head.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2021 02:53 PM (KZzsI)
I agree with you, garrett, that our drug laws need to be changed at the national level.
Rick223b,
One of the common ways that these cases can end up in court is by testimony from an ancillary matter--e.g. snitched on by disgruntled other people in your life such as an ex or relative or someone looking to get substantial assistance reduction in their own sentencing such as a drug dealer going down for big time. They then flip on anyone that they know that carries and smokes. Prosecutors get more scalps, drug dealer gets a break by testifying about people less likely to hurt them such as their own sources, etc.
We have a legal system, not a justice system in this country and to put it mildly, we have legal anarchy which gives both police, judges, and prosecutors leeway to pursue their own ends.
Posted by: whig at March 19, 2021 02:53 PM (pO7gM)
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2021 02:53 PM (YMZL4)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 19, 2021 02:53 PM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 19, 2021 02:51 PM (lSpWa)
Looks kinda like that insane girl that was in that Woody Harrelson Oliver Stone movie about the people who go around shooting people.
Yeah, that one.
Posted by: Vanya at March 19, 2021 02:53 PM (gAFsE)
Posted by: JoeF. at March 19, 2021 02:53 PM (HrMC1)
Yeah, that one.
Posted by: Vanya at March 19, 2021 02:53 PM (gAFsE)
Best thing about that movie was the soundtrack.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 19, 2021 02:53 PM (1ISKN)
Unfortunately for them, almost nobody wants merchandising from the sequels, either.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2021 02:54 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: torabora at March 19, 2021 02:54 PM (8Zmke)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 19, 2021 02:50 PM (jOcSX)
That would be Rosie Huntington-Whitely.
You may remember her from this:
https://youtu.be/5eFrVYRNAz8
(Yeah, pretty much NSFW)
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 19, 2021 02:54 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD personal phone at March 19, 2021 02:54 PM (7OrCI)
Posted by: Aunt Bethany at March 19, 2021 02:54 PM (dbswe)
Posted by: jakee308 at March 19, 2021 02:48 PM (WJ8Bv)
Dust..... wind....
Posted by: Billy S Preston at March 19, 2021 02:54 PM (9AFWN)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 19, 2021 02:50 PM (jOcSX)
Oh it's all fun and games until grrrly-hands shows herself to be a succubus with a formal hellish title of the "Devourer of Souls" with the gentle hands of Freddy Kruger.
Posted by: Thrawn at March 19, 2021 02:54 PM (ZAkyl)
Posted by: justasheep at March 19, 2021 02:52 PM (L9Eia)
"Top" is offensive to homosexuals, Comrade, and you are to cease using the offending word and self-denounce. The new term is "Individuals of Ability".
Posted by: Vanya at March 19, 2021 02:54 PM (gAFsE)
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2021 02:54 PM (YMZL4)
"Chairman with hand in pocket feel cocky all day"
- Shit Confucius said, Vol II. 1st ed.
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2021 02:55 PM (Xh5c6)
Induction ranges are the answer but you have to have the magnetic stainless pans that will support it. I have had gas and induction ranges (along with a conventional electric range or two). I would not trade induction now for gas, no way, no how.
Posted by: whig at March 19, 2021 02:55 PM (pO7gM)
Posted by: Colin at March 19, 2021 02:55 PM (7r8G8)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 19, 2021 02:55 PM (2DOZq)
Tipper Gore, in the 90's, just as an example.
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at March 19, 2021 02:44 PM (NYS7S)
"We did all the drugs, had all the sex, and drove all the fast cars so you kids don't have to! We were doing you a favor, dammit!"
"Now go put on your conformity suit and hit the salt mine. That yacht I'm entitled to in my retirement won't buy itself, after all."
Posted by: CppThis at March 19, 2021 02:55 PM (zcf1k)
https://twitter.com/DailyCaller/status/
1372935949273997317
Notice no one notices; no one rushes up the stairs to help him.
Posted by: andycanuck at March 19, 2021 02:56 PM (iDvKn)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 19, 2021 02:56 PM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2021 02:54 PM (YMZL4)
Mein Fuhrer ... das shithole ..
Posted by: G'rump928(c) tugs collar at March 19, 2021 02:56 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Judge Sullivan at March 19, 2021 02:56 PM (8Zmke)
Heh.
For four years we've been told that Trump defied the dignity of the office. Then Biden sends a negotiator with purple hair. As is so often the case, it's not the behavior by itself, it's how it is totally cool when one side does it, but is "OMG, muh norms and dignity of the presidency!" when anyone else does it.
I don't care that much either way, but given the double standard I am OK with people "seizing" and "pouncing" on stuff like this. If it's a scandal when Donny gets two scoops, then it can be a scandal when he sends obvious amateurs to negotiate with China, even if it's just preformative.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 19, 2021 02:56 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at March 19, 2021 02:51 PM (SchxB)
When you turn your traitor stormtrooper into the black comic relief character, you are clueless. Give the guy a story arc. JJ can't write.
Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at March 19, 2021 02:56 PM (EpDzw)
But even accepting that purple hair is inappropriate for a staff position that has any interaction with foreign government representatives, you don't YELL.
What happens is a very quiet conversation and between that and the next meeting, the staffer *quietly* gets her hair colored.
What is it with Democrats yelling at the "help?"
Bad leadership. Simply put.
Posted by: Synova at March 19, 2021 02:57 PM (BD/yx)
Your taste in females intrigues me and I would very much like to subscribe to your RSS feed.
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2021 02:57 PM (YMZL4)
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 19, 2021 02:54 PM (GbPPJ)
Me who works offshore: Dudes, come look at this shit!
Posted by: Vanya at March 19, 2021 02:57 PM (gAFsE)
You may remember her from this:
https://youtu.be/5eFrVYRNAz8
(Yeah, pretty much NSFW)
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 19, 2021 02:54 PM (GbPPJ)
*SNIFF*
That. was. GLORIOUS!
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 19, 2021 02:57 PM (jOcSX)
Posted by: whig at March 19, 2021 02:55 PM (pO7gM)
Hmm, I wonder if I could make a railgun from a bunch of induction range burners.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 19, 2021 02:57 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: torabora at March 19, 2021 02:57 PM (8Zmke)
Posted by: The Guy at March 19, 2021 02:58 PM (4cEdi)
Posted by: squeakywheel at March 19, 2021 02:58 PM (mL2J9)
Posted by: JoeF. at March 19, 2021 02:53 PM (HrMC1)
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Imagine the Chinese dressing down Trump.
Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 19, 2021 02:58 PM (hlqqA)
Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at March 19, 2021 02:56 PM (EpDzw)
But he *didn't* write that. I thought they threw out his whole three-movie outline arc in order to make the execrable TLJ?
Posted by: Synova at March 19, 2021 02:58 PM (BD/yx)
But then: They told them to resign.
"You fucked up. You trusted us!"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2021 02:58 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 19, 2021 02:27 PM (JZT2F)
Presidents have been expected to know what planet they're on. They don't care. It's all a show.
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2021 02:43 PM (YMZL4)
Reality persists. The Biden admin has been humiliated by Putin and now the Chinese, their putative allies. These other countries aren't playing the childish game our leaders think politics is.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2021 02:58 PM (eoQWY)
What happens is a very quiet conversation and between that and the next meeting, the staffer *quietly* gets her hair colored.
What is it with Democrats yelling at the "help?"
Bad leadership. Simply put.
Posted by: Synova at March 19, 2021 02:57 PM (BD/yx)
My guess is that he flipped out because of the context; if he'd seen her while visiting the State Department or the like the reaction would have been different.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 19, 2021 02:59 PM (jOcSX)
Posted by: Aetius451AD personal phone at March 19, 2021 02:59 PM (7OrCI)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 19, 2021 02:56 PM (iDvKn)
They have their orders.
Posted by: Kumgargla Harris at March 19, 2021 02:59 PM (h5TKJ)
Posted by: Jimi Hendrix at March 19, 2021 02:59 PM (W/Wwi)
Posted by: JoeF. at March 19, 2021 02:53 PM (HrMC1)
Hardly a day goes by when we witness our Guardians Of Truth(tm) completely ignore something they would be rage-stroke, hair-on-fire apoplectic over if done by the Troublesome OrangeMan.
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at March 19, 2021 02:59 PM (NYS7S)
Bad leadership. Simply put.
Posted by: Synova at March 19, 2021 02:57 PM (BD/yx)
I'm guessing the Chinese wanted a show made of it.
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2021 02:59 PM (YMZL4)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, for one day only, teaming up with Batman at March 19, 2021 03:00 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 19, 2021 02:42 PM (JZT2F)
Time flies when you're having fun. Or when you become preoccupied by a crypto Muslim Manchurian candidate who has done what he said and completely transformed the United State. (why did people think that it would somehow be better? Very few transformations are a positive thing if the object is already pretty good.)
Imagine remembering this moment 20 years from now and thinking about how much quicker that went by.
Posted by: jakee308 at March 19, 2021 03:00 PM (WJ8Bv)
Your taste in females intrigues me and I would very much like to subscribe to your
Posted by: ...
Fixed!
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2021 03:00 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: CN at March 19, 2021 03:00 PM (ONvIw)
Has anyone ever really seen a purple bush in the wild?
Posted by: CoolHandLuke at March 19, 2021 03:00 PM (U2+zT)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 19, 2021 02:59 PM (jOcSX)
Or his brain is tapioca and he's losing his sense of socially appropriate behavior, to the extent he had one to begin with.
Posted by: Vanya at March 19, 2021 03:00 PM (gAFsE)
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 19, 2021 02:10 PM (xPl2J)
Never, because it's fake but accurate. I am sure in 3 . . 2 . . 1 the FBI will launch an investigation into Trump's golf assault on Biden.
Posted by: Mr. Barky at March 19, 2021 03:00 PM (hKi6n)
Posted by: Aetius451AD personal phone at March 19, 2021 02:59 PM (7OrCI)
Disney reportedly did the exact same with Minnie Mouse.
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2021 03:01 PM (YMZL4)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 19, 2021 03:01 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: CoolHandLuke at March 19, 2021 03:00 PM (U2+zT)
I have seen pink, and it was mildly disturbing.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 19, 2021 03:01 PM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: Aetius451AD personal phone at March 19, 2021 03:01 PM (7OrCI)
Bad leadership. Simply put.
Posted by: Synova at March 19, 2021 02:57 PM (BD/yx)
I'm guessing the Chinese wanted a show made of it.
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2021 02:59 PM (YMZL4)
That's even worse.
I wonder if all the foreigners who wanted a weak and "traditional" US president are sorry yet.
Posted by: Synova at March 19, 2021 03:02 PM (BD/yx)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 19, 2021 02:37 PM (EZebt)
Unless you're a Mormon, there is an almost zero chance that anyone born after 1960 has not used some sort of recreational drug, at least once.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 19, 2021 03:02 PM (mdjgu)
The self esteem movement also made its show because social disapprobation of obvious drug users or sots was clearly shown by society.
In the end, you will be controlled more or less by societal conventions or government. Government today can lock you up and even kill you resisting arrest for some law passed for your own good, society can make you an unperson which could and did mean a really difficult road to hoe in the past based on that same standard. So flip a coin or buy a desert island to be your own government and society.
Posted by: whig at March 19, 2021 03:02 PM (pO7gM)
But then: They told them to resign.
"You fucked up. You trusted us!"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
Like Air Traffic Controllers, they thought they were untouchable.
Might be a clue by four for teacher's unions.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2021 03:02 PM (OCTRt)
Your taste in females intrigues me and I would very much like to subscribe to your RSS feed.
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2021 02:57 PM (YMZL4)
https://tinyurl.com/59m7394j
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 19, 2021 03:02 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2021 03:02 PM (YMZL4)
Posted by: Skip at March 19, 2021 03:02 PM (Cxk7w)
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Ah, she was in Transformers 4.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, for one day only, teaming up with Batman at March 19, 2021 03:00 PM (LvTSG)
Also married (?) to Jason Statham, who is quite the hottie himself.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 19, 2021 03:02 PM (eARTe)
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2021 03:02 PM (Xh5c6)
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2021 03:03 PM (Xh5c6)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 19, 2021 03:03 PM (6iURM)
Side view of Stumbly Joe's three falls.
https://twitter.com/DailyCaller/status/
1372935949273997317
Notice no one notices; no one rushes up the stairs to help him.
Posted by: andycanuck
When he gets to the top he says "I meant to do that."
Posted by: Pee Wee Herman at March 19, 2021 03:03 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2021 02:14 PM
*imagines AtC's reaction to encountering that*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 19, 2021 03:03 PM (kc+am)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 19, 2021 03:02 PM (mdjgu)
I'm not Mormon but I was born in 1960 .
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 19, 2021 03:03 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2021 03:03 PM (Xh5c6)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 19, 2021 03:03 PM (bDqIh)
I'm leaning towards Bay because he is a genius who deserves more respect.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, for one day only, teaming up with Batman at March 19, 2021 03:03 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Skip at March 19, 2021 03:03 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: CoolHandLuke
Blondes don't even color their eyebrows. I seriously doubt ANYONE colors their bush.
Yeah ladies, we know when you are a bottle blonde.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2021 03:04 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 19, 2021 03:04 PM (k/TB6)
He was the best new character they created. Very interesting, I'd have loved to have seen his backstory and why he flipped in the first scene and joined the rebels.
What they should have done is delete the lame fake Han Solo replacement and have him be the pilot. Every scene with lame Han Fauxlo, have it the storm trooper instead.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2021 03:04 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 19, 2021 03:02 PM (mdjgu)
I've never done anything harder than alcohol.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 19, 2021 03:04 PM (jOcSX)
3, not 4
. . . uh, just guessing. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at March 19, 2021 03:03 PM (bDqIh)
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All I remember for solids is that she replaced Megan Fox after she called Michael Bay Hitler that one time.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, for one day only, teaming up with Batman at March 19, 2021 03:04 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Future President Kamala Harris at March 19, 2021 03:04 PM (VVEnO)
Current crack/meth/fentanyl/heroine addiction: SON
Posted by: red speck at March 19, 2021 02:37 PM (gS3OW)
Well, Kamalala's position on the subject is "I just love to relax with a joint after work but if you do it I'll lock you up forever."
It's part and parcel of the "I'm above the law" position which our lords and masters want the citizenry to accept.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 19, 2021 03:04 PM (T7iTv)
Lawd. Would probably not kick out of bed for eating crackers.
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2021 03:04 PM (YMZL4)
I haven't despite qualifying for it and being offered it at concerts or parties and statistic show that a lot of people born after 1960 do not use or have used illegal drugs.
Please do not overgeneralize.
Posted by: whig at March 19, 2021 03:05 PM (pO7gM)
Posted by: Aetius451AD personal phone at March 19, 2021 03:05 PM (7OrCI)
Posted by: Aetius451AD personal phone at March 19, 2021 02:59 PM (7OrCI)
Finn was there to be black. Then they wrote him as they imagine blacks are like, being racist as hell like liberals are.
That's what SJW gets you to - your group is your identity, which is naturally going to be a thin pat definition that can't be explored or developed.
Same thing with Rey. She was the hero - full stop. Nothing could happen to her, affect her, or make her at all interesting as a person.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2021 03:05 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 19, 2021 03:02 PM (mdjgu)
*raises hand*
Unless alcohol counts.
Posted by: Vanya at March 19, 2021 03:05 PM (gAFsE)
But then: They told them to resign.
"You fucked up. You trusted us!"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
Like Air Traffic Controllers, they thought they were untouchable.
Might be a clue by four for teacher's unions.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2021 03:02 PM (OCTRt)
This is not really smart. If the Biden WH expected a leak-proof staff before, this move pretty much throws those expectations out the window.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 19, 2021 03:05 PM (mdjgu)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 19, 2021 03:01 PM (Q9lwr)
It's all pink in the stink.
Posted by: Shep! at March 19, 2021 03:05 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 19, 2021 03:02 PM (eARTe)
He's only 5' 9". NTTIAWWT.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 19, 2021 03:05 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Northern lurker at March 19, 2021 03:05 PM (lgiXo)
People always care. It has always been a lie that we can live in a world of license and everything will be great. The choice is what type of society you want to live in. The Left said we didn't need to make those choices. So, Christianity, Western Civ., etc. could all be tossed aside. Of course, they replaced it with their own choices.
So, let's say we decriminalize drugs. Do druggies get to adopt kids? Do they welfare? What do we do with the ones living on the street? How about if someone is high and kills someone, even accidentally? Can businesses refuse to hire, rent, or provide services for them?
Society is about trade-offs between order, liberty, and morality.
Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at March 19, 2021 03:06 PM (EpDzw)
Your taste in females intrigues me and I would very much like to subscribe to your RSS feed Tiktok Victory Tits Channel!
Posted by: ...
Fixed!
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2021 03:00 PM (OCTRt)
Ugh - had to remind us of the fact that we were literally cheated out of Victory Tits, didn't you.
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at March 19, 2021 03:06 PM (NYS7S)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 19, 2021 02:50 PM (lSpWa)
I have to go pick up little dog in about an hour. He had dental surgery. Poor thing...I wonder if he'll have any teeth left.
Posted by: Tami at March 19, 2021 03:06 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 19, 2021 03:02 PM (mdjgu)
*raises hand*
Unless alcohol counts.
Posted by: Vanya at March 19, 2021 03:05 PM (gAFsE)
*Also raises hand*
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at March 19, 2021 03:06 PM (Zm+LZ)
It is extremely rare, yes. I have never, but I don't know anyone else my age who has not.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2021 03:06 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 19, 2021 03:02 PM (eARTe)
He's only 5' 9". NTTIAWWT.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 19, 2021 03:05 PM (2DOZq)
And former Olympic high diver
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 19, 2021 03:06 PM (k/TB6)
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Imagine, like a, you know, ambassador to Japan who, you know, can't speak, like, English.
Posted by: Caroline Kennedy, American Royalty at March 19, 2021 03:07 PM (sWM8x)
Those movies came out when my son was the perfect age for them, so. . , yeah, I can also tell you which Fast and Furious movie Gal Gadot and Gina Carano were in.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 19, 2021 03:07 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 19, 2021 03:07 PM (E+OcO)
Posted by: Aetius451AD personal phone at March 19, 2021 03:07 PM (7OrCI)
Posted by: GWB at March 19, 2021 03:07 PM (QTm+F)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2021 03:07 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 19, 2021 03:05 PM (mdjgu)
Leak to who? The MSM?
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2021 03:07 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 19, 2021 03:02 PM (mdjgu)
*raises hand* I have never done any kind of recreational drug. And I was born after 1960.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 19, 2021 03:07 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 19, 2021 03:02 PM (mdjgu)
***raises paw***
Hubs and I were both born in 1960 - NEVER used any kind of recreational drug, never saw the appeal.
Most of our friends are the same way.
There are a lot of us (non-Mormons) out there.....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Sexy Texas Neanderthal at March 19, 2021 03:07 PM (SRRAx)
It was really funny.
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2021 03:07 PM (Xh5c6)
Well put. Better than my answer above.
Reason our Founders preferred the term ordered liberty for a virtuous people by and large.
Posted by: whig at March 19, 2021 03:07 PM (pO7gM)
I haven't despite qualifying for it and being offered it at concerts or parties and statistic show that a lot of people born after 1960 do not use or have used illegal drugs.
Please do not overgeneralize.
Posted by: whig at March 19, 2021 03:05 PM (pO7gM)
Apologies, whig. Definitely shouldn't generalize about that. I was wrong to do so.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 19, 2021 03:07 PM (mdjgu)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 19, 2021 03:02 PM (mdjgu)
Ah, the everyone has done it ploy. Trust me, lots of people haven't. It's stupid Boomer thinking.
Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at March 19, 2021 03:07 PM (EpDzw)
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2021 03:04 PM (YMZL4)
Umm dot guy, hate to break it to you but if she is in bed eating crackers you are doing something wrong.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at March 19, 2021 03:08 PM (kUmUV)
Posted by: Andrew Gillum at March 19, 2021 03:09 PM (Xh5c6)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2021 03:04 PM (KZzsI)
That was actually a huge plot hole IMO. He was taken as a child, to the extent he doesn't even remember his own name, indoctrinated, brainwashing, all of it... And his programming cracks on his first firefight because a guy dies? The Marines produce better results in three months, on adults. The First Order had the worst ideological conformity department in fiction.
Posted by: Vanya at March 19, 2021 03:09 PM (gAFsE)
And that's okay in a movie like the recent War of the Worlds where literally the main character is not supposed to know what the hell is going on. Not in something like Transformers.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2021 03:09 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 19, 2021 03:02 PM
Not Mormon. Never used some sort of recreational drug. I drink beer or bourbon, like God intended.
I've been around pot smokers. The smoke gives me the equivalent of migraine headaches.
Posted by: Chuck C at March 19, 2021 03:09 PM (awtm/)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 19, 2021 03:10 PM (Jsjd7)
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at March 19, 2021 03:08 PM (kUmUV)
It's a pattern with me.
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2021 03:10 PM (YMZL4)
All have to do with getting my life together after my wife died.
Posted by: Northern lurker at March 19, 2021 03:10 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: Anna Puma
OK, class! Who here can tell me what Uncle Palp taught us about this? Anyone? Anyone?
Posted by: Brother Tim sez: No Blood for Congress! at March 19, 2021 03:10 PM (OUMaO)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 19, 2021 03:02 PM (mdjgu)
*raises hand* Born in '66. Surrounded by it plenty, still am today, never had any interest.
Good single-malt Scotch is as "hard" as my tastes go.
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at March 19, 2021 03:10 PM (NYS7S)
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Theology
Progressive Christian Hopes Heaven Will Feature Segregated Spaces For Every Tribe, Tongue, Nation
March 19th, 2021 46
From the Bee.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 19, 2021 03:10 PM (VVEnO)
Posted by: Inogame at March 19, 2021 03:10 PM (+2xjH)
Well it seemed to work on all the other storm troopers, but him. Which makes for an interesting story: why? That's a huge opportunity for a writer. Instead they had him walk around confused making weird faces and being the butt of the joke all the time.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2021 03:11 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 19, 2021 03:11 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 19, 2021 03:02 PM
Only nicotine and alcohol here, and almost never nicotine in the last five years.
Posted by: Bert G at March 19, 2021 03:11 PM (OMsf+)
Posted by: Northern lurker at March 19, 2021 03:10 PM (lgiXo)"
Amen. Every one of mine has meaning and purpose
Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2021 03:11 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: lowandslow at March 19, 2021 03:11 PM (4thlk)
Didn't anyone notice how biden's feeble brain went into "jog mode" as he entered the cabin of the 747? Watch again if you didn't.
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 19, 2021 03:11 PM (XQkLn)
Posted by: Northern lurker at March 19, 2021 03:11 PM (lgiXo)
Good single-malt Scotch is as "hard" as my tastes go.
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at March 19, 2021 03:10 PM (NYS7S)
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I always thought alcohol was included as a recreational drug.
Posted by: ShainS at March 19, 2021 03:12 PM (wsx8x)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 19, 2021 03:02 PM (mdjgu)
Born in '76, never a once, my sister neither. Roman Catholic
Posted by: Inogame at March 19, 2021 03:12 PM (+2xjH)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2021 03:12 PM (VpIIl)
The conditions for Milton Friedman's famous dictum of too much money chasing too few goods are lining up. Last night my jaw dropped when I saw that Treasury had dumped nearly $300B cash in a single day into the system. They "spent" $271B net in one fucking day.
I was reading more about that today. And then this from the ISM:
https://tinyurl.com/4h2uumre
Scroll and read the "What respondents are saying" section.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 19, 2021 03:12 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Dagwood at March 19, 2021 03:12 PM (K3bk4)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 19, 2021 03:12 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 19, 2021 02:50 PM (lSpWa)
I have to go pick up little dog in about an hour. He had dental surgery. Poor thing...I wonder if he'll have any teeth left.
Posted by: Tami at March 19, 2021
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Here's hoping for yours!
The groomer called me, and my cat has to be shaved to get rid of the knots, and a bath too. I can pick him up about 3:45. I'm sure it ain't gonna be cheap.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 19, 2021 03:12 PM (lSpWa)
That's right cause we invented everything that's stupid or that you don't like.
I'm glad we did just so you can whine about it.
Posted by: jakee308 at March 19, 2021 03:12 PM (WJ8Bv)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2021 03:12 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Bert G at March 19, 2021 03:11 PM (OMsf+)
I only sampled a couple of the illicit substances, but from my limited experience, nothing come even close to being as addictive as nicotine.
Posted by: Shep! at March 19, 2021 03:13 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: ShainS at March 19, 2021 03:12 PM (wsx8x)
I certainly didn't read that intent into the question.
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at March 19, 2021 03:13 PM (NYS7S)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 19, 2021 03:13 PM (03n3v)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at March 19, 2021 03:13 PM (5HBd1)
I didn't expect that..
Worth watching until the end..
https://tinyurl.com/yfe5rwtq
Posted by: Tami at March 19, 2021 03:13 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 19, 2021 03:11 PM (XQkLn)
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This confirms my theory that he was being pulled by a tow rope from inside the cabin.
Posted by: ShainS at March 19, 2021 03:13 PM (wsx8x)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 19, 2021 03:02 PM (mdjgu)
Born in '71, barely even drank, weed smoke makes me nauseous.
Might want to reconsider that pronouncement.
Posted by: Brother Tim sez: No Blood for Congress! at March 19, 2021 03:13 PM (OUMaO)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2021 03:04 PM (KZzsI)
That was actually a huge plot hole IMO. He was taken as a child, to the extent he doesn't even remember his own name, indoctrinated, brainwashing, all of it... And his programming cracks on his first firefight because a guy dies? The Marines produce better results in three months, on adults. The First Order had the worst ideological conformity department in fiction.
Posted by: Vanya at March 19, 2021 03:09 PM (gAFsE)
The Star Wars movies, even the OT, were always bad at making sense. The Empire existed for only a dozen years, but Jedi are a myth? Luke is hiding under his own family name from the Empire and is thinking of applying to the Imperial Navy without a peep from auntie and uncle? Princess Leia could show up in a ruling family as a means to hide herself?
The prequels and sequels make even less sense in themselves and of course in following the OT.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2021 03:14 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Northern lurker at March 19, 2021 03:14 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 19, 2021
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They're both pickin' and grinnin'? (In Biden's case it's his nose he's picking.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 19, 2021 03:14 PM (lSpWa)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2021 03:11 PM (KZzsI)
It's because they're terrible writers who have no idea how indoctrination or combat stress works and they needed a black guy and he couldn't be the bad guy but he also couldn't outshine Mary Sue the Jedi so they made him that.
That is the answer to most stupid stuff in movies now, I think: Why? Well, it's because the writers grew up in a city and went to a college and think electricity comes from the wall and have no clue how anything actually works.
Posted by: Vanya at March 19, 2021 03:14 PM (gAFsE)
Posted by: JROD at March 19, 2021 03:15 PM (0jZnq)
It not quite the look for a professional, but that's my opinion.
Otherwise I couldn't care less. If it's not interfering with the job. Go
for it. Same with tattoos. Some of y'all need to lighten up. If you are
for personal liberty, then you shouldn't care what color people color
their hair. It's not hurting you. It's actually a true expression of
personal liberty.
agreed
Posted by: brak at March 19, 2021 03:15 PM (cG+eD)
Gonna rename kitteh Hardwood?
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at March 19, 2021 03:15 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 19, 2021 03:15 PM (UPoLF)
Posted by: Aetius451AD personal phone at March 19, 2021 03:15 PM (7OrCI)
But I didn't drink either. I don't think it was because I was religious because I didn't think that having a drink would be sinful (even when I was underage) but I'm *extremely* socially anxious and dreaded not being in control and doing something stupid and getting laughed at. I would never risk it.
And then I was sober around drunk people enough to have that confirmed and enforced. Drunk didn't look fun at all. Drunk people are generally obnoxious, even when they're nice drunks.
Posted by: Synova at March 19, 2021 03:15 PM (BD/yx)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2021 03:12 PM (VpIIl)
Speaking of legs . . .
https://tinyurl.com/39udzz8c
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 19, 2021 03:15 PM (GbPPJ)
Maybe not all of them are bad. Most of them are though.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 19, 2021 03:16 PM (Bmy3R)
Marijuana stores here now sell edibles. I suppose I could try some gummies just to try.
Posted by: Northern lurker
Which puts the Lie to all the bullshit lawsuits against cigarette companies for "marketing to minors."
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 19, 2021 03:16 PM (XQkLn)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 19, 2021 03:14 PM (lSpWa)
++++
That works, though it is not the punchline I heard. The full joke:
Q: What do Joe Biden and a guitar player have in common?
A: They both finger minors.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 19, 2021 03:16 PM (Jsjd7)
Gonna rename kitteh Hardwood?
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at March 19, 2021
***
I've got a slew of Rogaine, Capillus, and Hair Club For Cats jokes all ready.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 19, 2021 03:16 PM (lSpWa)
Posted by: Aetius451AD personal phone at March 19, 2021 03:15 PM (7OrCI)
========
I smoked pretty regularly when I lived in Italy.
I never bought a pack when I got back to America.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, for one day only, teaming up with Batman at March 19, 2021 03:16 PM (LvTSG)
Nobody likes you very much
Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2021 03:17 PM (VpIIl)
That is the answer to most stupid stuff in movies now, I think: Why? Well, it's because the writers grew up in a city and went to a college and think electricity comes from the wall and have no clue how anything actually works.
Posted by: Vanya at March 19, 2021 03:14 PM (gAFsE)
That's what I like about many of the long form analyses of the sequel trilogies - they discuss what should have been done with Finn, even Rey, based on who they were and their lives. They should have been allowed to write teh movies.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2021 03:17 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Northern lurker at March 19, 2021 03:14 PM (lgiXo)
Watch your doses.
I have several friends who regularly take edibles for recreation and/or medicinal reasons. And I've sampled a few from different people over the years (I'm not really a big pot guy, it makes me want to lay on a couch and eat chips), and WOWSER is there a wide spectrum of how strong they can be / what kind of high you get.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 19, 2021 03:17 PM (UPoLF)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 19, 2021 03:12 PM (Mzdiz)
Yeesh.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 19, 2021 03:17 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Tami at March 19, 2021 03:17 PM (cF8AT)
I deserve the grief, but I reconsidered that comment in #558.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 19, 2021 03:17 PM (mdjgu)
The groomer called me, and my cat has to be shaved to get rid of the knots, and a bath too.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop
That's gonna be one angry cat.
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 19, 2021 03:17 PM (XQkLn)
Posted by: torabora at March 19, 2021 03:18 PM (8Zmke)
Love is the drug got a hook on me
Love is the drug I'm thinking of
Posted by: andycanuck at March 19, 2021 03:18 PM (iDvKn)
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 19, 2021 03:16 PM (XQkLn)
3-dozen billboards for "recreational" weed on the MassPike between Newton and Lee (about 100-miles), but the Marlboro Man is killing our kids.
(spits) (FYI, not a smoker, either)
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at March 19, 2021 03:18 PM (NYS7S)
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at March 19, 2021 03:13 PM (NYS7S)
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Sorry, late to the thread and probably missrd the context.
Posted by: ShainS at March 19, 2021 03:18 PM (wsx8x)
Posted by: SMH at March 19, 2021 03:18 PM (DOEp8)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2021 03:12 PM
Hey! I resemble that remark!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 19, 2021 03:18 PM (kc+am)
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria
He meant to do that.
Posted by: JT at March 19, 2021 03:18 PM (arJlL)
https://tinyurl.com/yfe5rwtq
Posted by: Tami at March 19, 2021 03:13 PM (cF8AT)
++++
I hope Ace puts that in a "cafe" post.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 19, 2021 03:18 PM (Jsjd7)
I have several friends who regularly take edibles for recreation and/or medicinal reasons. And I've sampled a few from different people over the years (I'm not really a big pot guy, it makes me want to lay on a couch and eat chips), and WOWSER is there a wide spectrum of how strong they can be / what kind of high you get.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 19, 2021 03:17 PM (UPoLF)
That's the thing with oil. I'd take one dose and it would do nothing for me. Then I'd take a second and it turned out to be a serious mistake with effects I did not like.
Posted by: Northern lurker at March 19, 2021 03:19 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2021 03:12 PM (VpIIl)
When you're only 5'0" tall, guys like Statham and Cruise are the perfect size (Hubby is 5'7").....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Sexy Texas Neanderthal at March 19, 2021 03:19 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop
That's gonna be one angry cat.
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 19, 2021
***
He's pretty easygoing, and very forgiving. But I expect him to streak under the bed when I get him home and not come out for a while.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 19, 2021 03:19 PM (lSpWa)
Posted by: Vanya at March 19, 2021 03:14 PM (gAFsE)
They also have never had an editor or boss tell them their work sucks and to rewrite it. That's why they react so strongly to the audience telling them that.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2021 03:19 PM (eoQWY)
At some point I'd expect they'll use that against you in a background check, or even to confiscate your guns. You're now a mentally unstable drug user. Doesn't matter if you bought only once, it was for pain, whatever. Just like we're seeing here with Biden. They don't differentiate between one or a thousand times.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 19, 2021 03:19 PM (46GDR)
I think it was mostly a reaction to our older brothers and sisters being such nasty mangy tattered clothes wearing hippie douchebags.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2021 03:19 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Skip at March 19, 2021 03:19 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Aetius451AD personal phone at March 19, 2021 03:15 PM (7OrCI)
nicotine is the worst. I've been using it on and off in various forms for most of my adult life. It's so weird how i can just say "eh, I'm done smoking cigarettes," not smoke for 6 months, then hit a friends vape, and next thing I know I have some weird compulsion to go to the store and buy a Juul.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 19, 2021 03:19 PM (UPoLF)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2021 03:17 PM (VpIIl)
Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnneeeeee
https://tinyurl.com/2a8yrpcm
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 19, 2021 03:19 PM (GbPPJ)
(spits) (FYI, not a smoker, either)
Posted by: Doctor.Boom
Filtered cigarette = bad
Unfiltered joint = good
Go figure
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2021 03:20 PM (OCTRt)
See what's going on here?
biden is just lucid enough to be a mean, racist, bigot, pain in the ass to the team around who are really running the presidency.
They have no choice: they must kill him.
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 19, 2021 03:20 PM (XQkLn)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2021 03:20 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop
That's gonna be one angry cat.
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 19, 2021
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He's pretty easygoing, and very forgiving. But I expect him to streak under the bed when I get him home and not come out for a while.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 19, 2021 03:19 PM (lSpWa)
The cats that I have had shaved down just loved it, rolling about showing off. Those knots can't feel good to them, and not being pretty also stings a cat.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2021 03:20 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at March 19, 2021 03:20 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: Aetius451AD personal phone at March 19, 2021 03:21 PM (7OrCI)
Got some really sharp scissors for that. Never got all the knots. Talley made it to 19 last Fall.
A really affectionate loyal kitty.
Posted by: torabora at March 19, 2021 03:21 PM (8Zmke)
Why do presidents walk up gigantic open stairs to gigantic aircraft instead of go through a boarding tube like normal folks?
The moment I thought of it, it just seems super strange. That's a lot of stairs and a lot of open air and loooong sight lines.
Posted by: Synova at March 19, 2021 03:21 PM (BD/yx)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 19, 2021 03:21 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 19, 2021 03:21 PM (XQkLn)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 19, 2021 03:12 PM (Mzdiz)
Yeesh.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 19, 2021 03:17 PM (Ez6QX)
But "inflation is under control", right Jerome? (opens new browser tab and orders more physical PMs)
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at March 19, 2021 03:21 PM (NYS7S)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2021 03:20 PM (VpIIl)
its what they do. Even the fluffiest lap cat has the murder eyes, even if it never pays off. Their best feature.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2021 03:21 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 19, 2021 03:18 PM (Jsjd7)
I'm surprised the birds didn't attack him...he ate everything.
Posted by: Tami at March 19, 2021 03:21 PM (cF8AT)
biden is just lucid enough to be a mean, racist, bigot, pain in the ass to the team around who are really running the presidency.
They have no choice: they must kill him.
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 19, 2021 03:20 PM (XQkLn)
Take all the carpet out of the White House. Not that kind of carpet--from the floors. He'll fall and break a hip soon enough.
Posted by: Northern lurker at March 19, 2021 03:21 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes
Quit 8 years ago come April 1st after a minimum two pack a day habit for thirty five years.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2021 03:22 PM (OCTRt)
Yeah the security seems poor but I think its just one of those classic press/photo op moments that they won't give up.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2021 03:22 PM (KZzsI)
https://tinyurl.com/2a8yrpcm
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 19, 2021 03:19 PM (GbPPJ)
If we're doing legs...
https://youtu.be/JaEsttvrXkY
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 19, 2021 03:22 PM (jOcSX)
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2021 03:22 PM (YMZL4)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2021
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Yeah, I had to have the late Maine Coon mix Arizona shaved in the last year of his life. He didn't seem unhappy with the situation or with me, and it grew back pretty fast.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 19, 2021 03:22 PM (lSpWa)
Can someone photoshop a dog on the steps to the plane, please!
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 19, 2021 03:22 PM (XQkLn)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 19, 2021 03:19 PM (lSpWa)
Fur mats are fur mats, they gotta get cut out. Sounds like you'll need to be brushing him a lot more - usually cats will be fine with that. When my mother couldn't care for her dog any longer I just got her a puppy cut, looked dumb as hell but no tangled ears.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 19, 2021 03:22 PM (46GDR)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2021 03:20 PM (VpIIl)
Unlike most predators and even most feline species, the domestic cat will kill prey even if it is well fed.
Posted by: Shep! at March 19, 2021 03:22 PM (1ISKN)
The prequels and sequels make even less sense in themselves and of course in following the OT.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2021 03:14 PM (eoQWY)
Luke's aunt and uncle kept stopping from applying. There's lots of planets in Star Wars, checking the parentage
Proportionally there were always few Jedi(10,000 before Order 66) in a galaxy spanning republic, and the Empire lasted ~23 years. Even before they were wiped out they and their powers were more mythical to most people in the Galaxy than real, especially in somewhere like Tatooine. If you look at the proportions though, the armies being fielded are almost unbelievably small.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at March 19, 2021 03:22 PM (Zm+LZ)
Another shocking figure. Just under 27% of all personal income now comes from Uncle Sugar.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 19, 2021 03:22 PM (Mzdiz)
...and if you were wondering, I don't even know what pot smells like so no dog in this race.
Posted by: CppThis at March 19, 2021 03:22 PM (zcf1k)
biden is just lucid enough to be a mean, racist, bigot, pain in the ass to the team around who are really running the presidency.
They have no choice: they must kill him.
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 19, 2021 03:20 PM (XQkLn)
If they killed everyone with those characteristics, DC would be a ghost town.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2021 03:22 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: SMOD at March 19, 2021 03:22 PM (3aI0K)
Posted by: Jewish Space Laser at March 19, 2021 03:23 PM (8Zmke)
https://tinyurl.com/yfe5rwtq
Posted by: Tami
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Like Tater crashing the buffet line.
Posted by: SMH at March 19, 2021 03:23 PM (DOEp8)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2021
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My two, aged 14 and 12, go from furry footstools to killers in .01 second if they see something they want to hunt.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 19, 2021 03:23 PM (lSpWa)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 19, 2021 03:12 PM (lSpWa)
Nor will you pick up a happy cat!
Posted by: Tami at March 19, 2021 03:23 PM (cF8AT)
...and if you were wondering, I don't even know what pot smells like so no dog in this race.
Posted by: CppThis at March 19, 2021 03:22 PM (zcf1k)
If you think that decrim will stop major ops like the war on drugs, you haven't been paying attention. You will get the local downsides of decrim of drug heads, AND the police state.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2021 03:24 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: CppThis at March 19, 2021 03:22 PM (zcf1k)
It smells like high school.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 19, 2021 03:24 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: J. Biden, regressing to his younger self. at March 19, 2021 03:24 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Synova at March 19, 2021 03:21 PM (BD/yx)
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They don't connect to the terminal. The plane stays away from the building and inside a security cordon. They drive the VIP directly to the aircraft and he climbs up and boards. I think this has to do with security considerations. To keep things entirely controlled, they bring the mountain to Mohammed and not the other way around.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 19, 2021 03:24 PM (Jsjd7)
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2021 03:22 PM (YMZL4)
You may both have a lemon bar and a non-small poxed blanket.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 19, 2021 03:24 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2021 03:22 PM (OCTRt)
Wow, good for you! I can't seem to stay quit.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 19, 2021 03:24 PM (Ez6QX)
Could be. Makes sense.
But it doesn't explain the Connie Chung "whisper it in my ear" approach.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 19, 2021 03:24 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: SMOD at March 19, 2021 03:22 PM (3aI0K)
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I can't believe they're doing legitimate security clearances. Well, perhaps one disqualifying question: "Are you now, or have you ever been, a member of the Republican Party?"
Posted by: ShainS at March 19, 2021 03:24 PM (wsx8x)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth
Ditto
Posted by: squeakywheel at March 19, 2021 03:24 PM (mL2J9)
Posted by: SMH at March 19, 2021 03:23 PM (DOEp
LOL! Perfect!
Posted by: Tami at March 19, 2021 03:24 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, for one day only, teaming up with Batman at March 19, 2021 03:25 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 19, 2021
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I do brush him. But he's a Siberian, and they have a triple coat. Miss Linda insists I buy a Furminator for him.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 19, 2021 03:25 PM (lSpWa)
His mom tore into it when she got home from work.
Whoopsee......
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 19, 2021 03:25 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2021 03:22 PM (OCTRt)
Good for you! Gives me some hope. Longest I've gone without any nicotine was around a year.
That said, I haven't had any urges for cigarettes in several years, it's more been vaping. Which is maybe / possibly not as bad as cigarettes? At least it's not as much of a taboo (in the circles i run in at least).
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 19, 2021 03:25 PM (UPoLF)
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Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 19, 2021 03:19 PM (GbPPJ)
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Everyone likes Cyd Charisse legs.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 19, 2021 03:25 PM (WGara)
@Breaking911 3m
WaPo: The Biden administration is currently considering flying migrants to states near the Canadian border, according to Department of Homeland Security officials
Posted by: Tami at March 19, 2021 03:25 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 19, 2021 03:20 PM
finish him!
Posted by: Mortal Kombat at March 19, 2021 03:26 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 19, 2021 03:24 PM (1ISKN)
My dad was a bit of a pothead. One day we were at my youngest sister's house for a party, and all the stoners were in the garage. I walked outside with my niece (about 8 at the time) and she said, "it smells like Grandpa out here."
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 19, 2021 03:26 PM (Ez6QX)
>My neighbor had a pure white cat. Looked like a plastic grocery bag. Killed everything in sight. I'd have decapitated birds and rodents every week on my stoop. Funny little shit.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 19, 2021 03:27 PM (03n3v)
The simple fact is that people want to drink and smoke weed. Why? I don't know, but all cultures of mankind have had a way of altering their body chemistry.
When you create laws that fly in the face of base human nature, you are bound to fail.
Which is why the stupid Feminisim all people are the same crap makes everyone unhappy, as our instincts KNOW its not worth it.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 19, 2021 03:27 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Synova at March 19, 2021 03:21 PM (BD/yx)
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I volunteer Beijing Biden for the first teleportation experiment a la Star Trek.
Posted by: ShainS at March 19, 2021 03:27 PM (wsx8x)
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Of course, if his brains arrive scrambled we'll never know if it was a success.
Posted by: ShainS at March 19, 2021 03:29 PM (wsx8x)
Posted by: Red
The Jedi RAN the military operations of the Republic before the Empire, see the prequels. The officer of the Navy quoting the mythical power of the Jedi and was choked by Vader in the OT was a senior officer, old enough that this was in his own experience. He can't have forgotten this in just a few years.
There were always few knights in Medieval Europe, but everyone knew what they were and did.
But with a good plot and characters, the viewer can put it aside for the story.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2021 03:29 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2021 03:22 PM (OCTRt)
Wow, good for you! I can't seem to stay quit.
Posted by: Jordan61 at
I vaped, stepped the nicotine content down, then switched to nicotine lozenges and Werther's hard candies.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2021 03:30 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 19, 2021 03:25 PM (lSpWa)
None of mine have tolerated those.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2021 03:31 PM (eoQWY)
You mean that about 27 percent of some income comes from borrowing money or taxes.
Government has no income other than what it borrows or takes via taxes and fees (and a trivial amount from other sources of income such as arbitrage on coinage and fed reserve returns on bond sales).
Posted by: whig at March 19, 2021 03:34 PM (pO7gM)
The Jedi RAN the military operations of the Republic before the Empire, see the prequels. The officer of the Navy quoting the mythical power of the Jedi and was choked by Vader in the OT was a senior officer, old enough that this was in his own experience. He can't have forgotten this in just a few years.
There were always few knights in Medieval Europe, but everyone knew what they were and did.
But with a good plot and characters, the viewer can put it aside for the story.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2021 03:29 PM (eoQWY)
The Jedi didn't have the numbers to run even the low end estimates of the Republic's military. Yes some were high ranking officers but proportionally very few people would've met them. There's scale and narrative contradictions but Jedi are rare. Of that group, who are named characters, only Tarkin was from the era. Even if all Jedi lived on Coruscant, very few people would've ever met one.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at March 19, 2021 03:36 PM (Zm+LZ)
Or the printing press. Which is basically what's happening here.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 19, 2021 03:37 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at March 19, 2021 03:36 PM (Zm+LZ)
There's a scene in the prequels of the Jedi Council deciding where to send troops, then remembering that they had forgotten about the wookie planet. That is direction above the admiral level, and all staff officers would know when that came about.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2021 03:39 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 19, 2021 03:40 PM (hlqqA)
Posted by: torabora at March 19, 2021 03:40 PM (8Zmke)
The problem is that legalization promoters do not address is that basically have to unravel our current social society based on government benefits, interference with employment laws, child welfare, and other second and third order effects such as hospitalization, drug treatment, workplace safety, and liability.
Modern society is very complex and it is like a sweater with a loose string, you start pulling on one, the sweater can start unraveling. Leftists do this all the time--e.g. harassment becomes hate speech becomes exception to 1st Amendment which broadens to include all speech government doesn't like because it hurts someone's feelings.
In a society where people control is largely by social and not government along with strong local, and state federalism to run society, we could get along with laissez faire regarding drugs and even alcohol. Easy exit from local areas if you dissented was the norm. But now people that are dissatisfied with their own community and consistently lose are animated to band together and either impose state or national laws that force their hated rivals into submission. Eventually, something has to give.
Posted by: whig at March 19, 2021 03:47 PM (pO7gM)
Posted by: Summer of Love at March 19, 2021 03:53 PM (NQIU+)
Posted by: Ziba at March 19, 2021 03:59 PM (S1hrL)
And he tripped twice
And he tripped once again...
(to the tune of Kiss me once...)
Posted by: Ziba at March 19, 2021 04:00 PM (S1hrL)
Posted by: 4 at March 19, 2021 04:02 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Rick554 at March 19, 2021 04:06 PM (w18Ad)
Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at March 19, 2021 04:09 PM (qZdIZ)
Posted by: Ziba at March 19, 2021 04:10 PM (S1hrL)
Not so funny is the fact the intersectional South African cosplay has obliterated America's moral standing globally.
As Tom "Derp" Cotton cornererd Ms Gupta on recently, "Ma'am you say ALL institutions in the United States are predicated on racism, what racism is present in the Biden administration?"
They have "won" likely in perpetuity due to our side's designated fall guys.
What they have won is not at all what we have lost.
Great work donks.
Posted by: sven at March 19, 2021 04:16 PM (Lzpvj)
Don't just decriminalize it, subsidize it deliver it to the doors and I mean by "it" all of it.
"Medical Korkodil".....
Let Darwin sort it out.
Posted by: sven at March 19, 2021 04:17 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: aelfheld at March 19, 2021 04:43 PM (Zy9Yy)
Posted by: Tinwhacker at March 19, 2021 04:50 PM (sL87y)
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Posted by: jbspry at March 19, 2021 05:26 PM (ATe9j)
Posted by: Thomas Alva Tesla at March 19, 2021 06:09 PM (xqmCG)
No wonder China's not in the mood to be lectured by one of their mid-level American employees about a "rules-based international order".
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 19, 2021 06:13 PM (Ndje9)
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