Biden Falls Three Times While Attempting to Climb the Steps of Air Force One
Flashback: When Biden Claimed He Was Much Better At Navigating Steps Than Trump

chairforceone.jpg
via @darrengrimes_

Here's my Expert Medical Opinion: This wasn't about his feet. It's about his dying garbage-brain.




Does anyone expect the New York Times to run a similar headline now?

Oh mercy:

Come on, man!

Flashback to Joe Scarborough and his Whore-Bride fretting and worrying about Trump's health.

Posted by: Ace at 12:05 PM




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1 Can we bring Chevy Chase back?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 19, 2021 12:05 PM (c3Pks)

2 First

Posted by: Dark Helmet at March 19, 2021 12:06 PM (Oka5v)

3 Not first.

Posted by: Dark Helmet at March 19, 2021 12:06 PM (Oka5v)

4 Wait, I'm first? I'll call the others.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 19, 2021 12:06 PM (c3Pks)

5 smash that like button

Posted by: ace at March 19, 2021 12:06 PM (5+1A/)

6 Stroke!

Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2021 12:06 PM (v271h)

7 Top 10!

Posted by: WarEagle82 at March 19, 2021 12:07 PM (+Kpte)

8 Dying Garbage Brain sounds like a bad metal band.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 19, 2021 12:07 PM (H5knJ)

9 *Inhales Deeply*

I LOVE the smell of Toast in the Morning!

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 19, 2021 12:07 PM (v271h)

10 I bet that bruise to his left shin is never going to heal.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 19, 2021 12:08 PM (2BZBZ)

11 SNL will say there is nothing funny to be found here while burying their old Ford skits.

Posted by: Bete at March 19, 2021 12:08 PM (Ojki1)

12 The Stairs 3
Joe Biden 0

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at March 19, 2021 12:08 PM (xxG/v)

13 "I hope he's ok."

He's not. He's really, really not.

Posted by: Vanya at March 19, 2021 12:08 PM (gAFsE)

14 "Challenges other men to fights, gets beat up by stairs"

Posted by: CppThis at March 19, 2021 12:08 PM (zcf1k)

15 Can we bring Chevy Chase back?
That's not funny.

Posted by: SNL at March 19, 2021 12:08 PM (v16oJ)

16 His physical infirmities wouldn't be a big deal if they weren't part and parcel with his mental ones.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (not a cop!) at March 19, 2021 12:08 PM (Jsjd7)

17 That is horrifying, especially in light of the Chicom diplomat telling his US counterpart that the US is not operating from a position of strength.

Posted by: kallisto at March 19, 2021 12:08 PM (DJFLF)

18 Does anyone expect the New York Times to run a similar headline now?

========

Well, yeah.

Gotta prep for President Kamala at some point.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 19, 2021 12:08 PM (LvTSG)

19 It's a real good thing he's married to a doctor.

Posted by: Usedtocould at March 19, 2021 12:09 PM (LRa30)

20 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at March 19, 2021 12:09 PM (r4bSV)

21 Fuck him. Hope the next time he breaks his neck.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 19, 2021 12:09 PM (R/m4+)

22 >>14 "Challenges other men to fights, gets beat up by stairs"


lol

Posted by: ace at March 19, 2021 12:09 PM (5+1A/)

23 Well at least Julie Kelly took the high road.

Posted by: kallisto at March 19, 2021 12:09 PM (DJFLF)

24 One of the telling signs of dementia besides altered gait is balance. If he breaks something, anything that's it for him. He'll advance to the next level of dementia (just like a board game) and they won't be able to hide it any longer.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 19, 2021 12:09 PM (46GDR)

25 I never go anywhere near the stairs without my trusty bollard.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 19, 2021 12:09 PM (v271h)

26


hahah

Posted by: ace at March 19, 2021 12:09 PM (5+1A/)

27 So are the Air Force One steps now going to be sent to live happily on a farm for the rest of their lives?

Posted by: Bete at March 19, 2021 12:09 PM (Ojki1)

28 "Deep fake shenanigans!!"
-- MSM

Posted by: Lizzy at March 19, 2021 12:09 PM (bDqIh)

29 Can we get this doddering fool an escalator or one of this slow moving chairs that can be strapped along a staircase?

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at March 19, 2021 12:10 PM (swjs/)

30
And so it begins ....

Posted by: Yo! at March 19, 2021 12:10 PM (r4bSV)

31 He was clearly trying to sprint and highstep up the steps to show his vigah.
It didn't work.

Posted by: pep at March 19, 2021 12:10 PM (v16oJ)

32 Clearly those were Russian stairs sent by Putin to sabotage Biden.

Posted by: WarEagle82 at March 19, 2021 12:10 PM (+Kpte)

33 I bet that bruise to his left shin is never going to heal.
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 19, 2021 12:08 PM (2BZBZ)


I was thinking the same.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 19, 2021 12:10 PM (Ez6QX)

34 Putin should climb the stairs on his hands

Posted by: REDACTED at March 19, 2021 12:10 PM (6iURM)

35 >>> If he breaks something, anything that's it for him. He'll advance to the next level of dementia (just like a board game) and they won't be able to hide it any longer.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 19, 2021 12:09 PM (46GDR)


What was the "boot" he was wearing for then?

Posted by: banana Dream at March 19, 2021 12:10 PM (FJ81s)

36 19 It's a real good thing he's married to a doctor.

Posted by: Usedtocould at March 19, 2021 12:09 PM (LRa30)



DOCTOR Jill says: 'Tis but a flesh wound!'

Posted by: kallisto at March 19, 2021 12:10 PM (DJFLF)

37 33 Clearly those were Russian stairs sent by Putin to sabotage Biden.
Posted by: WarEagle82 at March 19, 2021 12:10 PM (+Kpte)

==========

"The Russians..."
-sotto voce

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 19, 2021 12:10 PM (LvTSG)

38 The Deep States blames this on Trump. Trump required them to fix the election and elect a brain-deficient meat-bag that makes the USA look like a laughingstock. To the extent that the Deep State does not want to look like a laughingstock, the fact that it does so is clearly Trump's fault.

Posted by: Revenant at March 19, 2021 12:10 PM (DS/kF)

39 So are the Air Force One steps now going to be sent to live happily on a farm for the rest of their lives?
Posted by: Bete at March 19, 2021 12:09 PM (Ojki1)

The manufacturers of the stairs and the carpeting will be investigated by the FBI for connections to white supremacist groups.

Posted by: Vanya at March 19, 2021 12:10 PM (gAFsE)

40 15 >Can we bring Chevy Chase back?
That's not funny.
Posted by: SNL at March 19, 2021 12:08 PM (v16oJ)


Just like every episode since 1992 amirite

Posted by: CppThis at March 19, 2021 12:11 PM (zcf1k)

41 The sad part is Crypt Keeper was skipping up the steps to convey hale heartiness, and then face-planted.

A more stately glide up the steps, clutching the rail in a vice-like grip, is better.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at March 19, 2021 12:11 PM (Dc2NZ)

42
Can we get this doddering fool an escalator or one of this slow moving chairs that can be strapped along a staircase?

Possibly one of those things they use to load a coffin into the belly of a plane.

Posted by: pep at March 19, 2021 12:11 PM (v16oJ)

43 My aunt had dementia. She broke her hip and was gone two weeks later.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 19, 2021 12:11 PM (kTF2Z)

44 The biggest question is who will Kamala name as Vice-President. That will be the ultimate death knell for the country.

Posted by: LGoPs at March 19, 2021 12:11 PM (BpS6M)

45 ACORN STAIRLIFT ONE

Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2021 12:11 PM (v271h)

46 That's glaringly awful. At one point it looks as if he's going to roll. I can't believe someone didn't come to his aid.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 19, 2021 12:11 PM (45fpk)

47 Fuck him. Hope the next time he breaks his neck.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 19, 2021 12:09 PM (R/m4+)


On those nice, sharp, metal stairs he came pretty damned close. All he needed was a tumble backwards. If he keeps pretending he can jog up the steps, that day is coming, and soon.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 19, 2021 12:11 PM (46GDR)

48
TOTUS down!
TOTUS down!

Posted by: Yo! at March 19, 2021 12:11 PM (r4bSV)

49 Biden tripped three time going up the stairs because he stuttered as a child.

Posted by: Corporate Media at March 19, 2021 12:11 PM (xPl2J)

50 one of this slow moving chairs that can be strapped along a staircase?
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at March 19, 2021 12:10 PM (swjs/)


I would pay good money to see that.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 19, 2021 12:11 PM (Ez6QX)

51 4 Wait, I'm first?
Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 19, 2021 12:06 PM


Act like you've been there before.

Posted by: Coach at March 19, 2021 12:11 PM (DMUuz)

52 35 Putin should climb the stairs on his hands
Posted by: REDACTED at March 19, 2021 12:10 PM (6iURM)


lol,

At this point I'm just wondering whose troops are going to land here first - Putin's or Xi's?

Posted by: kallisto at March 19, 2021 12:11 PM (DJFLF)

53 we now have a President who is a total chickenshit

first time since Bammy

Posted by: REDACTED at March 19, 2021 12:11 PM (6iURM)

54
He was merely executing a feint so as to make Putin overconfident during their upcoming cage match.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 19, 2021 12:11 PM (pNxlR)

55 Biden tripped going up the stairs to AF1. America is the one that has fallen however.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 19, 2021 12:12 PM (N39Ws)

56 Putin should climb the stairs on his hands
Posted by: REDACTED at March 19, 2021 12:10 PM (6iURM)

Have them hang a knotted climbing rope from the door of Red Force 1 (or whatever they call it) and he can go up that.

Posted by: Vanya at March 19, 2021 12:12 PM (gAFsE)

57 That damn dog again.

Posted by: Beatgirl at March 19, 2021 12:12 PM (a1s18)

58 >>SNL will say there is nothing funny to be found here while burying their old Ford skits.

Right? Ford's son Steven has talked about how damaging that was -- his dad was very athletic, not a klutz.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 19, 2021 12:12 PM (bDqIh)

59 Time for an elevator on AF1.

Posted by: BignJames at March 19, 2021 12:12 PM (AwYPR)

60 Instead of a doddering old stumblebum, how about a picture of a cute girl instead?
https://is.gd/YiA8ER

Posted by: Joe Mannix (not a cop!) at March 19, 2021 12:12 PM (Jsjd7)

61 If he didn't try to do the little Biden jog up the stairs maybe he wouldn't have fallen.

But he just had to show what a stud he is.

Posted by: Dr. Resident Select at March 19, 2021 12:12 PM (tb3UD)

62 Gerald Ford can now rest in peace.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 19, 2021 12:12 PM (c3Pks)

63 At this point I'm just wondering whose troops are going to land here first - Putin's or Xi's?
Posted by: kallisto at March 19, 2021 12:11 PM (DJFLF)

def the slants

Posted by: REDACTED at March 19, 2021 12:12 PM (6iURM)

64
It's a real good thing he's married to a doctor.

Posted by: Usedtocould



Heh.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 19, 2021 12:12 PM (n+4am)

65 And yet how many times did Melania Trump negotiate those stairs in those skyscraper stiletto heels?

Posted by: kallisto at March 19, 2021 12:12 PM (DJFLF)

66 TOTUS down!
TOTUS down!
Posted by: Yo! at March 19, 2021 12:11 PM (r4bSV)

No No

Down goes Potus
Down goes Potus
Down goes Potus

Posted by: H Cosell at March 19, 2021 12:13 PM (GPwVZ)

67 Olympus has fallen and he can't get up!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at March 19, 2021 12:13 PM (Dc2NZ)

68 one of this slow moving chairs that can be strapped along a staircase?
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at March 19, 2021 12:10 PM (swjs/)

I would pay good money to see that.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 19, 2021 12:11 PM


How about on a hand truck?

Posted by: Hannibal Lector at March 19, 2021 12:13 PM (awtm/)

69 "Biden Defiant In The Face of Gravity!"

Posted by: t-bird at March 19, 2021 12:13 PM (pbStR)

70 White House Walk in Tub install in
3..
2

Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2021 12:13 PM (v271h)

71
And so it began, as vultures appeared overhead, blotting out the sun, yet the dogs barked and the caravan moved on.

Posted by: Deep Thoughts at March 19, 2021 12:13 PM (N/gDA)

72 " the US is not operating from a position of strength."

If you owe a bank a millions dollars and you cannot pay it back or service the interest, you have a problem.

If you own Chyna $2 trillion and you cannot pay it back or service the interest, Chyna has a problem.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 19, 2021 12:13 PM (2BZBZ)

73 Gerald Ford laughs his ass off in Heaven

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 19, 2021 12:13 PM (ifmtJ)

74 I so want to feel sorry for Biden. My mom had Alzheimers and seeing her decline was horrible.

But then I remember that those closest to Biden don't give a rat's ass about his condition so why should I care more about his health than his own family?

Posted by: all doubt removed at March 19, 2021 12:13 PM (S2eH9)

75 How long are they going to try to keep up this farce?

Posted by: bluebell at March 19, 2021 12:13 PM (/669Q)

76 By rules of ancient combat, I am your President now America! Knell before stairs!

Posted by: That's President Air Force One stairs at March 19, 2021 12:13 PM (Ojki1)

77 >>> Putin should climb the stairs on his hands
Posted by: REDACTED at March 19, 2021 12:10 PM (6iURM)


Or riding a medved. No not that medved.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 19, 2021 12:13 PM (FJ81s)

78 Joe Biden had polio as a child and walks with a fall.

Posted by: MJ at March 19, 2021 12:13 PM (gAMkn)

79 Act like you've been there before.
Best is to put on shades and light up a smoke.

Posted by: pep at March 19, 2021 12:13 PM (v16oJ)

80 At this point I'm just wondering whose troops are going to land here first - Putin's or Xi's?
Posted by: kallisto at March 19, 2021 12:11 PM (DJFLF)

Russia's still pretty broke I think. Also their one aircraft carrier burned down, fell over and sank into the swamp. Our Navy might be deep throating the woke phallus until they gag but they still have so much hardware they'd pull out a draw.

Posted by: Vanya at March 19, 2021 12:14 PM (gAFsE)

81 The biggest question is who will Kamala name as Vice-President. That will be the ultimate death knell for the country.
Posted by: LGoPs at March 19, 2021 12:11 PM


Pete B. and Stacey A. enter the Thunderdome ...

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 19, 2021 12:14 PM (DMUuz)

82 *pops popcorn*

*checks watch*

*rewinds the triple tumble and hits the Play button*

Posted by: Kamala, the ex-Prosecutor, not ex-Prowestler at March 19, 2021 12:14 PM (xxG/v)

83
Hoveround or Rascal? Who will win the coveted Presidential endorsement?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 19, 2021 12:14 PM (pNxlR)

84 Can't wait to hear how the media spins this. Or.. they won't mention it at all.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 19, 2021 12:14 PM (nxdel)

85 I've fallen up steps before but not in a series of three.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 19, 2021 12:14 PM (2DOZq)

86 Visiting Angels,
America's choice for home care.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 19, 2021 12:14 PM (kTF2Z)

87 The Russians must have built those stairs.

Posted by: motionview at March 19, 2021 12:14 PM (RKp8A)

88 Biden also threatened to beat up Trump

I still say that would have made for an awesome pay-per-view event. Very short, but awesome.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 19, 2021 12:14 PM (W4eKo)

89 73 Gerald Ford laughs his ass off in Heaven
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 19, 2021 12:13 PM (ifmtJ)

=========

Gerald Ford: Say, Homer, do you like football?
Homer: Do I ever!
Gerald Ford: Do you like nachos?
Homer: Yes, Mr. Ford.
Gerald Ford: Well, why don't you come over and watch the game and we'll have nachos, and then some beer.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 19, 2021 12:14 PM (LvTSG)

90 The WH communications video team needs to get on the green-screen version of him doing every basic task -- to keep up the illusion that he's in control of basic human functions like walking.

Posted by: red speck at March 19, 2021 12:14 PM (gS3OW)

91 President Jitterbug

Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2021 12:14 PM (v271h)

92 I bet that bruise to his left shin is never going to heal.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict
Nah, they're titanium, his real ones were blown off by a bazooka round at the Little Big Horn, or Anzio...the one without the Indians.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 19, 2021 12:14 PM (oT0A6)

93 It has been announced that the stairs will now be living at the Biden's Delaware compound for the foreseeable future.

Posted by: buzzion at March 19, 2021 12:14 PM (vMCab)

94 Olympus has fallen and he can't get up!
I dislike the "threadwinner" thing, but I may have to make an exception.

Posted by: pep at March 19, 2021 12:15 PM (v16oJ)

95 I'd pay some serious rubles to see Putin tune Biden up

Posted by: REDACTED at March 19, 2021 12:15 PM (6iURM)

96 In fairness to the New York Times, their story about Trump tripping and their trollishly conflating it with the visible decrepitude of his opponent was just brutish, anti-democratic propaganda by a 3rd-world ruling class media during election season, not actual concern for the stability of the republic under an aging chief executive.

Posted by: Funkotron at March 19, 2021 12:15 PM (FPfzJ)

97 One small stumble for man, one giant face-plant for America. Or something like that.

Posted by: LGoPs at March 19, 2021 12:15 PM (BpS6M)

98 Trump had someone grease the steps. The FBI is investigating.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 19, 2021 12:15 PM (2DOZq)

99 Obviously one of the white supremacists still in the military greased up some of those steps. Finding that guy is top priority, or learn from China, and execute everyone on that squad ... as a lesson to the others, and to the citizenry.


(/s)

Posted by: illiniwek at March 19, 2021 12:15 PM (Cus5s)

100 Dead man tripping.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 19, 2021 12:15 PM (3H9h1)

101 he's so Christ like...and all the right wants to do is crucify him!/

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 19, 2021 12:15 PM (CqHIp)

102 His poleece dawg bit a black ss agent and the chicoms ate his lunch and now this.

Posted by: The Charlie Daniels of the Torque Wrench at March 19, 2021 12:15 PM (izTtk)

103 LOL. did the stairs bite Biden?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at March 19, 2021 12:15 PM (Dc2NZ)

104 How long are they going to try to keep up this farce?
Posted by: bluebell

Long past the point where it is as plain as the nose on his face.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 19, 2021 12:15 PM (Rvt88)

105 Maybe they need to get an Air Force One escalator just for Biden.

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 19, 2021 12:15 PM (xPl2J)

106 hiya

Posted by: JT at March 19, 2021 12:15 PM (arJlL)

107 I wish him good health

Posted by: Vlad Putin at March 19, 2021 12:15 PM (P8XZ9)

108 How long are they going to try to keep up this farce?



Posted by: bluebell at March 19, 2021 12:13 PM (/669Q)


It's just cruelty at this point. I have blamed his grasping wife since the primaries.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 19, 2021 12:16 PM (45fpk)

109 DOWN GOES RUTABAGA !!!!!

Posted by: REDACTED at March 19, 2021 12:16 PM (6iURM)

110 Who cares if our President is a mentally and physically diminished. There are no more tweets!

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at March 19, 2021 12:16 PM (ZkKJg)

111 Where's the troll who would come here a few months ago to taunt us (falsely) about Trump's supposed lack of continence and ability to walk down an inclined ramp? That was 100% projection, my friends, and they know it.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at March 19, 2021 12:16 PM (DXFDM)

112 85 I've fallen up steps before but not in a series of three.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 19, 2021 12:14 PM (2DOZq)


President Crash test Dummy is an overachiver!!

Posted by: kallisto at March 19, 2021 12:16 PM (DJFLF)

113 I've fallen up steps before but not in a series of three.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth


Ditto, but there was alcohol involved....

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 19, 2021 12:16 PM (oT0A6)

114 Governor Abbot laughs.

Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2021 12:16 PM (m42qQ)

115 How long are they going to try to keep up this farce?
2 years and one day?

Posted by: pep at March 19, 2021 12:16 PM (v16oJ)

116 Why didn't the Secret Service tackle the stairs and put them under arrest?

Posted by: LGoPs at March 19, 2021 12:16 PM (BpS6M)

117 I saw Dying Garbage Presidential Brain open for Tater Swallows the Goo at the Odeon in 1993.

Posted by: seriously it was a free ticket - bad show actually at March 19, 2021 12:16 PM (snAFE)

118
"YES!! I alone can carry off the mincing prance ascent of AF1's stairs!"

-- Barky, savoring a victory, any victory, as he shambles into his dotage

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 19, 2021 12:16 PM (pNxlR)

119 At this point I'm just wondering whose troops are going to land here first - Putin's or Xi's?

Xi's are already here and getting college credit for it.

Posted by: t-bird at March 19, 2021 12:16 PM (vOGqy)

120 Addelpated old fool.

Posted by: Jasonj at March 19, 2021 12:17 PM (eAQPM)

121 So can Chevy Chase come out of retirement now or from wherever he's been?

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at March 19, 2021 12:17 PM (4uSHG)

122 The media will just say it makes him more human and lovable. Spin media, spin.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 19, 2021 12:17 PM (NpAcC)

123 It was no triple lindy

Posted by: Thorton Mellon at March 19, 2021 12:17 PM (4I/2K)

124 Maybe they need to get an Air Force One escalator just for Biden.
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 19, 2021 12:15 PM (xPl2J)

Easier to just ban the press. They'd go along with it.

Posted by: Vanya at March 19, 2021 12:17 PM (gAFsE)

125 Governor Abbot laughs.
Posted by: garrett

That's just how he rolls.



What?

Posted by: Tonypete at March 19, 2021 12:17 PM (Rvt88)

126 Right now they're installing a walk in tub at the WH.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 19, 2021 12:17 PM (kTF2Z)

127 A media Truth and Reconciliation commission is desperately needed and will never, ever happen.

Our earliest mistake was not having a reckoning after the fall of the Soviet Union. The com-symps realized that there was never going to be accountability for anything. Instead they moved on to the evils of 'triumphalism'.

Posted by: motionview at March 19, 2021 12:17 PM (RKp8A)

128 see the update -- flashback to when Biden made fun of Trump's walking, when the media ran that op for a week.

Posted by: ace at March 19, 2021 12:17 PM (5+1A/)

129 121 So can Chevy Chase come out of retirement now or from wherever he's been?
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at March 19, 2021 12:17 PM (4uSHG)

=========

He's just as racist as Biden, so he'd make a far better Biden than Jim Carey ever did.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 19, 2021 12:17 PM (LvTSG)

130
Soon.

Posted by: The Cold Embrace of the Grave at March 19, 2021 12:18 PM (Uh2oA)

131 98 Trump had someone grease the steps. The FBI is investigating.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 19, 2021 12:15 PM (2DOZq)


I think it's that guy from FLA that they extracted from home with the aid of 6 tanks and a SWAT team. He was incarcerated at the time, but you know -
White Supreme Superpowers

Posted by: kallisto at March 19, 2021 12:18 PM (DJFLF)

132 113 I've fallen up steps before but not in a series of three.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth


Ditto, but there was alcohol involved....
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 19, 2021 12:16 PM (oT0A6)
--

And the ship was pitching back and forth at the dock.

But mostly alcohol.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at March 19, 2021 12:18 PM (Dc2NZ)

133 Seeing him try to charge up the stairs remind me of Arsenic and Old Lace. Except that "Teddy Roosevelt " could actually do it.

Posted by: bluebell at March 19, 2021 12:18 PM (/669Q)

134 Abbot and Biden

wheels and kneels

Posted by: REDACTED at March 19, 2021 12:18 PM (6iURM)

135 Why didn't someone there help him?

Posted by: grammie winger at March 19, 2021 12:18 PM (45fpk)

136 Right now they're installing a walk in tub at the WH.
Nah, it'll be a permanent pool like the one used for the clairvoyant in Minority Report.

Posted by: pep at March 19, 2021 12:19 PM (v16oJ)

137 I so want to feel sorry for Biden. My mom had Alzheimers and seeing her decline was horrible.

But then I remember that those closest to Biden don't give a rat's ass about his condition so why should I care more about his health than his own family?
Posted by: all doubt removed at March 19, 2021 12:13 PM (S2eH9)


My mother recently passed from dementia (well, covid was the final nail), I lost her years ago TBH.

But Biden? The only thing that makes me feel sorry is the fact he's got no idea he's losing it. As far as dementia/Alzheimer's people are concerned, they're fine, just everybody else is fucked up. Joe think's he's large and in charge. The man is evil, he's always been evil and corrupt. I can only hope that he has a moment of lucidity on his death bed, but I doubt it. He trained the rest of his family to be this way, the turd doesn't fall far from the asshole.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 19, 2021 12:19 PM (46GDR)

138 Slightly OT: I bet an enterprising person could make a music video of Biden lip-syncing to Comfortably Numb.

This needs to happen.

Posted by: CppThis at March 19, 2021 12:19 PM (zcf1k)

139 He's doing that thing old people do to pretend their body isn't failing them, trying to run up stairs and that jogging thing. He does that all the time now. Just walk for Christ sake, everyone knows you're old.

Posted by: lowandslow at March 19, 2021 12:19 PM (4thlk)

140 Can we bring Chevy Chase back?

-
Arrogant has been known for prat falls, a legend in his own mind. A pretty even trade.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 19, 2021 12:19 PM (VVEnO)

141 >>How long are they going to try to keep up this farce?

Good question.
I had assumed that it would be until he stroked out on camera, but it appears he is being stagemanaged and pre-taped to the extent that he's not really doing anything live. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at March 19, 2021 12:19 PM (bDqIh)

142 How long are they going to try to keep up this farce?
2 years and one day?


Why? There are no laws, but Harris isn't serving ten years no matter what. The knife in her back will have VP Nancy Pelosi's fingerprints on it.

Posted by: t-bird at March 19, 2021 12:19 PM (ELgVT)

143 135 Why didn't someone there help him?
Posted by: grammie winger at March 19, 2021 12:18 PM (45fpk)

=======

Stalin?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 19, 2021 12:19 PM (LvTSG)

144 Falling down stairs is easy, but only a pro can fall up stairs

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 19, 2021 12:19 PM (GPwVZ)

145 Stairs are the kind of thing that you get better at with experience.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 19, 2021 12:19 PM (fLVm1)

146 ..Republicans pounce on Joe Biden tripping due to his childhood stutter...

Posted by: motionview at March 19, 2021 12:19 PM (RKp8A)

147 Now he's going to have all those bruises old people get when they barely hit their elbow on something.

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 19, 2021 12:19 PM (xPl2J)

148 Fake News. Fake Pandemic. Fake Money. Fake Election. Fake "President".

The pain is very, very real though.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at March 19, 2021 12:19 PM (NYS7S)

149 "How long are they going to try to keep up this farce?"
We seem to be accepting it, so, why not?

Posted by: navybrat, executor deluxe at March 19, 2021 12:19 PM (w7KSn)

150 Trump had someone grease the steps. The FBI is investigating.
In other news, a man in a buffalo headdress was seen skulking around Andrews AFB.

Posted by: pep at March 19, 2021 12:20 PM (v16oJ)

151 "So can Chevy Chase come out of retirement now or from wherever he's been?"

Apparently, nobody wants to work with him. I don't know why.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 19, 2021 12:20 PM (2BZBZ)

152 Biden needs to borrow Hilary's mechanical exoskeleton. She has no use for it now.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at March 19, 2021 12:20 PM (bNf8H)

153 If he breaks a hip it's over.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 19, 2021 12:20 PM (NpAcC)

154 Why didn't someone there help him?

I did.

Posted by: The Invisible Pimp Hand of Adam Smith at March 19, 2021 12:20 PM (ELgVT)

155 This is the second time he's done this in less than two months.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 19, 2021 12:20 PM (c3Pks)

156 How long are they going to try to keep up this farce?
2 years and one day?

Why? There are no laws, but Harris isn't serving ten years no matter what. The knife in her back will have VP Nancy Pelosi's fingerprints on it.
Posted by: t-bird at March 19, 2021 12:19 PM (ELgVT)

Year of the Four Emperors II: Election Boogaloo

Posted by: Vanya at March 19, 2021 12:20 PM (gAFsE)

157 I had assumed that it would be until he stroked out on camera, but it appears he is being stagemanaged and pre-taped to the extent that he's not really doing anything live. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at March 19, 2021 12:19 PM (bDqIh)

Posted by: Dr at March 19, 2021 12:20 PM (4I/2K)

158 >>Seeing him try to charge up the stairs remind me of Arsenic and Old Lace. Except that "Teddy Roosevelt " could actually do it.



CHAAAAAAAARGE!!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 19, 2021 12:20 PM (bDqIh)

159 66
Down goes PotusPosted by: H Cosell at March 19, 2021 12:13 PM (GPwVZ)

Look at that china-man run!!--Howard Cosell

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 19, 2021 12:20 PM (N39Ws)

160 It was no triple lindy

Nevertheless, we score it a 9.

Posted by: Russian Judges at March 19, 2021 12:20 PM (W4eKo)

161 Falling down stairs is easy, but only a pro can fall up stairs
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 19, 2021 12:19 PM (GPwVZ)
++++
I have never fallen down stairs. I have fallen up stairs more than once.

Unlike Biden, though, I'm not a demented old communist with a braincase full of oatmeal and shrapnel.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (not a cop!) at March 19, 2021 12:21 PM (Jsjd7)

162 151 "So can Chevy Chase come out of retirement now or from wherever he's been?"

Apparently, nobody wants to work with him. I don't know why.
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 19, 2021 12:20 PM (2BZBZ)

========

He's a giant asshole and always has been. Except that now he doesn't bring in any crowds. No point dealing with him anymore.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 19, 2021 12:21 PM (LvTSG)

163 When will Pelosi give the okay for the 25th Amndment speculation to start? For Joe's "own good".

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at March 19, 2021 12:21 PM (i14rK)

164 The chicoms have a 20 year window (more or less) to be world powers. After that, the one child policy is the death of them. They go the way of Italy, Germany, Rooosia.
India can be the next world power. If they wish.
Its demographics all the way down.
But the chicoms know this too, that makes them really dangerous right now.
Desperate even.

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at March 19, 2021 12:21 PM (izTtk)

165 He looks like an old person trying to go up steps, for God's sake he's over 80, the elder abuse continues.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2021 12:21 PM (KZzsI)

166 Right now they're installing a walk in tub at the WH.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 19, 2021 12:17 PM (kTF2Z)


Some crank keeps calling the reverse mortgage companies wanting to see what he can get on 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 19, 2021 12:21 PM (fLVm1)

167
I JUST KICKED GRAVITY'S ASS!!

-- Fightin' Joe - Fightin' for You!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 19, 2021 12:21 PM (pNxlR)

168
So can Chevy Chase come out of retirement now or from wherever he's been?
Posted by: Shooter McGavin



For some ungodly reason, that unfunny, douchebag cocksucker still gets work.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 19, 2021 12:21 PM (n+4am)

169 'Remember to wave.'

'OK. Now, Vigorously up those stairs.'

'Left foot, Left Foot...'

Posted by: Biden Thought Bubble at March 19, 2021 12:21 PM (m42qQ)

170 left, right, left, right, left, right, left, left

wtf

Posted by: REDACTED at March 19, 2021 12:21 PM (6iURM)

171 I realize there's carpeting, but those are metal stairs and *biden went down hard, for him, that 3rd time. I'll bet he's busted up at the knee and will be calling a lid for the next 2 weeks.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 19, 2021 12:21 PM (3H9h1)

172
Steal an election and karma slaps you in the face.

Posted by: Deep Thoughts at March 19, 2021 12:21 PM (N/gDA)

173 If he smoked a joint prior to going up the steps he would have made it.

Posted by: Dr. Resident Select at March 19, 2021 12:21 PM (tb3UD)

174 I see my Biden voodoo doll is working just fine.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 19, 2021 12:21 PM (kTF2Z)

175 Posted by: Vanya at March 19, 2021 12:14 PM (gAFsE)

Thank you for that concise and astute analysis.

Chicoms it is then!

Posted by: kallisto at March 19, 2021 12:21 PM (DJFLF)

176 CHAAAAAAAARGE!!
Posted by: Lizzy at March 19, 2021 12:20 PM (bDqIh)
----------

Exactly. And Biden's salute at the top of the stairs really remind me of that for some reason.

Posted by: bluebell at March 19, 2021 12:21 PM (/669Q)

177 >>> I've fallen up steps before but not in a series of three.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 19, 2021 12:14 PM (2DOZq)


When I got glasses in third-grade stairs were my nemesis. So I could actually read what the hell ever the teacher had been scrawling on the board for two years, sure that's nice. But I would fall up and down stairs because my depth perception was messed up with the glasses. Also ran into a few walls. So kid with glasses, also falling down and running into stuff a lot. Yeah, that helped out in grade school with the bullies.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 19, 2021 12:22 PM (FJ81s)

178 I hold my mom like precious cargo when she walks up 3 steps to her home, I can't imagine letting the old guy stagger up that run to the airplane, on camera no less.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2021 12:22 PM (KZzsI)

179 How soon before we start seeing Joe in wide-sole velcro shoes for old people? I think at this point leather sole dress shoes are dangerous for the old fuck.

No doubt we'll hear that the red carpet was wet and slippery, or frozen, or somebody else slipped (like a Marine in high heels) and then they'll install the stair lift for everyone's safety.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 19, 2021 12:22 PM (46GDR)

180 LEEEROYYY! JEEENKIIINNNS!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 19, 2021 12:22 PM (LvTSG)

181 I have never fallen down stairs. I have fallen up stairs more than once.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (not a cop!) at March 19, 2021 12:21 PM (Jsjd7)

I have. I'm my defense, I was pretty drunk.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 19, 2021 12:22 PM (eARTe)

182 >>If he breaks a hip it's over.


Tragically.

Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2021 12:22 PM (m42qQ)

183 I'm just trying to sandbag Vlad

Posted by: JOE at March 19, 2021 12:22 PM (6iURM)

184 For some ungodly reason, that unfunny, douchebag cocksucker still gets work.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 19, 2021 12:21 PM (n+4am)



The best thing about Chevy Chase is that Bill Murray once punched him in the face.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 19, 2021 12:22 PM (fLVm1)

185 the turd doesn't fall far from the asshole.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 19, 2021 12:19 PM


Dude.

Posted by: Titanosaurus Coprolite at March 19, 2021 12:22 PM (DMUuz)

186 *In

Stupid phone.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 19, 2021 12:23 PM (eARTe)

187 I don't know why my keyboard is not letting me put that "s" at the end of "remind," but I do know it belongs there.

Posted by: bluebell at March 19, 2021 12:23 PM (/669Q)

188 52 35 Putin should climb the stairs on his hands
Posted by: REDACTED at March 19, 2021 12:10 PM (6iURM)

lol,

At this point I'm just wondering whose troops are going to land here first - Putin's or Xi's?
Posted by: kallisto at March 19, 2021 12:11 PM (DJFLF)

Xi's going to wait for the US military to fight a protracted battle with all the citizens not down with the Woke struggle and gun confiscation first, then come in to mop up.

So probably about #Two Years

Posted by: Bete at March 19, 2021 12:23 PM (Ojki1)

189 Well, that's the last time there will ever be video of Biden walking up or down stairs.

And once the Biden FBI wakes up today and finishes its internal narrative committee meeting to decide whether people retweeting Joe Biden stumble videos are white supremacists, domestic terrorists, or Russian disinformation agents, then Big Tech can get on with Banning & Purging of this sorry incident from our collective memory.

Posted by: The Ghost of Pandemic Present at March 19, 2021 12:23 PM (dYe5S)

190 Biden recovering from fall, press conference canceled.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 19, 2021 12:23 PM (kTF2Z)

191 Some crank keeps calling the reverse mortgage companies wanting to see what he can get on 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 19, 2021 12:21 PM (fLVm1)

Did anybody check the Covid relief bill to see if there was money to help a Nigerian prince free up his billion dollar inheritance?

Posted by: Vanya at March 19, 2021 12:23 PM (gAFsE)

192 182 >>If he breaks a hip it's over.


too hip for the stairs

Posted by: REDACTED at March 19, 2021 12:23 PM (6iURM)

193 172
Steal an election and karma slaps you in the face.
Posted by: Deep Thoughts at March 19, 2021 12:21 PM (N/gDA)


Zombie JFK nods head in assent

Posted by: kallisto at March 19, 2021 12:23 PM (DJFLF)

194 >>> For some ungodly reason, that unfunny, douchebag cocksucker still gets work.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 19, 2021 12:21 PM (n+4am)


He was the least funny thing on Community and I've read that people could stand being around him.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 19, 2021 12:23 PM (FJ81s)

195 BREAKING: House to hold hearings on white supremacist, insurrectionist, domestic terrorist, anti-Presidential aircraft. Developing ...

Posted by: ShainS at March 19, 2021 12:23 PM (WqPYg)

196 Ladies and gentlemen, we have another contender for the sobriquet 'Heels Up'.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 19, 2021 12:23 PM (c3Pks)

197 LEEEROYYY! JEEENKIIINNNS!


Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at March 19, 2021 12:23 PM (Dc2NZ)

198 I have. I'm my defense, I was pretty drunk.
Posted by: Jordan61


Go on . . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at March 19, 2021 12:24 PM (Rvt88)

199 He was watching the flyover . Anyone would be disoriented by the American Chair Force

Posted by: Troy Aikman at March 19, 2021 12:24 PM (izTtk)

200 Maybe Biden should start mainlining whatever drugs Trump is on. LOLs

Posted by: Blinko at March 19, 2021 12:24 PM (QdFNK)

201 C'mon man, we didn't have stairs back in Scranton.

Posted by: Joe Biden's Last Remaining Synapse at March 19, 2021 12:24 PM (fLVm1)

202 178 I hold my mom like precious cargo when she walks up 3 steps to her home, I can't imagine letting the old guy stagger up that run to the airplane, on camera no less.

************

*pops more popcorn*

*checks the POTUS itinerary for more AF1 flights*

Posted by: Kamala, the ex-Prosecutor, not ex-Prowestler at March 19, 2021 12:24 PM (xxG/v)

203 India can be the next world power. If they wish.
I have my doubts. They are an extremely ethnically and culturally fractured country, and average IQ, at least as currently measured, is low (80).

Posted by: pep at March 19, 2021 12:24 PM (v16oJ)

204 His hip blowing out and him tumbling down the stairs would've been preferable, but I'll accept this.

Posted by: WeBoned! at March 19, 2021 12:24 PM (8k7U7)

205 We need one of those chairs that glides up the rail sideways for him. Old TV commercial, but I forget what they were called.

Posted by: t-bird at March 19, 2021 12:24 PM (l0Lgi)

206 Maybe SECDEF Cornpop can have the Air Force throw a couple of billion into the budget and design and build an AF One escalator for President Grampy?

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at March 19, 2021 12:25 PM (i14rK)

207 >> We need one of those chairs that glides up the rail sideways for him. Old TV commercial, but I forget what they were called.


Acorn Stairlifts

Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2021 12:25 PM (m42qQ)

208 Bidet's SS code name is Bernie isn't it? That or Terry Kaiser, just to throw off anyone who might think "Bernie" is too revealing.

Posted by: Bete at March 19, 2021 12:25 PM (Ojki1)

209 joe and mika worrying their little hearts out about Trump's health

https://twitter.com/CurtisHouck/status/1372945024078471171

Posted by: ace at March 19, 2021 12:25 PM (5+1A/)

210 Biden is the Historic First president to have velcro closures on his shoes.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 19, 2021 12:25 PM (fLVm1)

211 Yeah. The left knee took the force on the third fall.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 19, 2021 12:25 PM (2BZBZ)

212 Coming soon to Air Force One https://youtu.be/dD497qffJt4

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 19, 2021 12:25 PM (xPl2J)

213 Inhales Deeply*

I LOVE the smell of Toast in the Morning!


Joe! For the last time, I'm not putting maple syrup in my hair!

Posted by: DR! Jill Biden at March 19, 2021 12:25 PM (HK8/E)

214 Anyone mention we have Izzy Mendelbaum as our President?

Posted by: lowandslow at March 19, 2021 12:25 PM (4thlk)

215 I realize there's carpeting, but those are metal stairs and *biden went down hard, for him, that 3rd time. I'll bet he's busted up at the knee and will be calling a lid for the next 2 weeks.
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 19, 2021 12:21 PM (3H9h1)


At the very least, he's very, very bruised up. He's getting frailer by the day. With my mother (who led a very active life), every single time there was an "incident" even just a scrape or bad bruise related to a stumble, the dementi ratchet turned a little bit more. I'd agree we're going to see him disappear for at least a few days, and he'll be worse when he reemerges.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 19, 2021 12:26 PM (46GDR)

216 We need stair control!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 19, 2021 12:26 PM (VVEnO)

217 They are an extremely ethnically and culturally fractured country, and average IQ, at least as currently measured, is low (80).
Posted by: pep

Some of my H1b's (the best of the best I was told) were seemingly confused by how to use indoor plumbing.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 19, 2021 12:26 PM (Rvt88)

218 Irene! I say Irene!
... later ...
We have a POTUS down. We we have a POTUS down.

Posted by: johnd01 at March 19, 2021 12:26 PM (ukNFU)

219 Maybe Biden should start mainlining whatever drugs Trump is on. LOLs
Posted by: Blinko at March 19, 2021 12:24 PM (QdFNK)

Money, success and supermodel pussy?

I'd like those drugs too.

Posted by: Vanya at March 19, 2021 12:26 PM (gAFsE)

220 I had assumed that it would be until he stroked out on camera, but it appears he is being stagemanaged and pre-taped to the extent that he's not really doing anything live. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at March 19, 2021 12:19 PM (bDqIh)

Who do I call to get the electrical upgraded in this old museum White House? And soundproofing added.

I keep blowing fuses.

Posted by: Dr Jill at March 19, 2021 12:26 PM (4I/2K)

221 Go on . . . .
Posted by: Tonypete at March 19, 2021 12:24 PM (Rvt8

LOL. I was at a club and totally missed a step and fell down like 3 more steps and crashed into a group of people. It was really embarrassing, which is why I still remember it 20 years later.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 19, 2021 12:26 PM (eARTe)

222 I don't know why my keyboard is not letting me put that "s" at the end of "remind," but I do know it belongs there.

Posted by: bluebell at March 19, 2021 12:23 PM


You now what? The ' ' on my eyboard stopped woring and I loo stupid.

Posted by: Deep Thoughts at March 19, 2021 12:26 PM (N/gDA)

223 now we know why the high guardrails on the stairs

or they would be scraping Biden off the tarmac

Posted by: REDACTED at March 19, 2021 12:27 PM (6iURM)

224 Biden fell three times - like Jesus carrying the cross! Nancy Pelosi drags out her rosary beads and starts murmuring singing, "At the name of Biden, Every knee shall bow..."

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at March 19, 2021 12:27 PM (Ujhxb)

225 It's fun when you can just print money and cut taxes. WeeeHeeeee

Posted by: Blinko at March 19, 2021 12:27 PM (QdFNK)

226 I know a man, his name is Lang
And he has a neon sign
And Mr. Lang is very old
So they call it
Old Lang's Sign

Posted by: Allan Sherman at March 19, 2021 12:28 PM (Jsjd7)

227 67 Olympus has fallen and he can't get up!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at March 19, 2021 12:13 PM (Dc2NZ)


This would be great sequel material. An elite team of Secret Service agents led by a plucky street cop at the wrong place at the wrong time must venture out into the cruel, cruel world beyond the Great Wall of Washington to get him one of those little button things. Thrills and high adventure await as they battle roving gangs of people not wearing masks and insufficiently communist corporate office drones.

Posted by: CppThis at March 19, 2021 12:28 PM (zcf1k)

228 If Biden would quit eating ass, this wouldn't happen

Posted by: REDACTED at March 19, 2021 12:28 PM (6iURM)

229 Fuck you. I laughed so hard I puked.

This needs Yakety Sax music.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2021 12:28 PM (VpIIl)

230 He meant to do that!
/Pee Wee Herman, who would prolly be a better presdint.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at March 19, 2021 12:28 PM (HaL55)

231
Dr. Biden was on the scene in seconds and applied emergency punctuation, grammar, and sentence structure advice.

Posted by: Deep Thoughts at March 19, 2021 12:28 PM (N/gDA)

232 At this point I'm just wondering whose troops are going to land here first - Putin's or Xi's?
Posted by: kallisto at March 19, 2021 12:11 PM (DJFLF)

---

Xi's. They need America -- the breadbasket to the world -- to feed their people, not to mention the rare earth minerals.

They'll probably wait for most of us to be killed by or flee our own government, and then they'll kill whomever remains (except illegal alien and other slaves to do the manual labor).

Posted by: ShainS at March 19, 2021 12:28 PM (WqPYg)

233 Give him a break. He thought the stairs were a little girl.

Posted by: ... at March 19, 2021 12:28 PM (YMZL4)

234 WH press office:

"He meant to do that."

Posted by: DB- just DB at March 19, 2021 12:28 PM (iTXRQ)

235 Posted by: ace at March 19, 2021 12:25 PM (5+1A/)

I do appreciate the charming sobriquet you have assigned to the current Madame Scarborough

Posted by: kallisto at March 19, 2021 12:28 PM (DJFLF)

236 Doctors say its his brain cripple.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at March 19, 2021 12:28 PM (buTO7)

237 Watching that video made my day, I'd normally feel guilty laughing at the elderly falling down, but it's Biden. If only he rolled all the way back down the stairs, it would've been perfection.

Posted by: Wicklow at March 19, 2021 12:28 PM (uH65w)

238 WASTF

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 19, 2021 12:28 PM (89T5c)

239 All Senior Citizens Should Have Life Alert

Posted by: brak at March 19, 2021 12:28 PM (cG+eD)

240 Rumor has it that the Joe Biden robot at Disney World is being reprogrammed to topple over in the middle of Lincoln's speech, for the sake of better accuracy.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 19, 2021 12:28 PM (fLVm1)

241
Putin
offers Biden to negotiate online "It would be interesting for the
people of Russia and the people of the U.S., and a lot of other
countries", Russian leader says
State Dept intentionally blew the China meeting so Joe Biden wouldn't meet with Xi Jinping
Looks like Foreign Policy won't be Joe "El Ilegítimo" Biden's backup plan

Posted by: SMOD at March 19, 2021 12:29 PM (3aI0K)

242 I thought the plan was for him to fall down the stairs. Right Kamala?


Has anyone set that video to Yakkity Sax yet?


By next week, the story will be that he was dodging sniper fire.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at March 19, 2021 12:29 PM (wUHYj)

243 Steal an election and karma slaps you in the face.
Posted by: Deep Thoughts at March 19, 2021 12:21 PM (N/gDA)

Zombie JFK nods head in assent
Posted by: kallisto at March 19, 2021 12:23 PM (DJFLF)

What's left of it anyways.

Posted by: Count de Monet Super de Duper Straight at March 19, 2021 12:29 PM (4I/2K)

244 Collective IQ of this thread just dropped 10-points. (searches) Ah, there it is...

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at March 19, 2021 12:29 PM (4Yddh)

245 It's hard feel sympathy for that nasty old man in the White House.

I'd like to see a lovely young woman humiliate him by rushing up and offering sympathy and a hand up. Biden would flip out.

Posted by: Northern lurker at March 19, 2021 12:29 PM (lgiXo)

246 Fuck you. I laughed so hard I puked.

This needs Yakety Sax music.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2021 12:28 PM (VpIIl)

Thumbs up!!!

Posted by: LASue at March 19, 2021 12:29 PM (ergrq)

247 The President of the United States.

HAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: Jak Sucio at March 19, 2021 12:29 PM (jvt6t)

248 The good news is that his decayed neurons probably did not sense any pain from the falls. The bad news is that his decayed neurons probably did not sense any pain from the falls.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 19, 2021 12:29 PM (HmZuC)

249 231
Dr. Biden was on the scene in seconds and applied emergency punctuation, grammar, and sentence structure advice.

Posted by: Deep Thoughts at March 19, 2021 12:28 PM (N/gDA)

And Joe being Joe grabbed Jill's head and pushed it down towards his hanging participle

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 19, 2021 12:29 PM (N39Ws)

250 As somebody who trips, stumbles, and twists her ankle often enough, this does make me cringe in sympathy.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at March 19, 2021 12:29 PM (Dc2NZ)

251 They'll probably wait for most of us to be killed by or flee our own government, and then they'll kill whomever remains (except illegal alien and other slaves to do the manual labor).
Posted by: ShainS at March 19, 2021 12:28 PM (WqPYg)


I'd better start emptying out my house now because if I'm still standing when they get here, my Chinese neighbor is going to get them to appropriate my house for his kid.

Posted by: kallisto at March 19, 2021 12:29 PM (DJFLF)

252 Notice the stiff legged walk and the holding of banisters. If you've ever watched a family member go through dementia and age related decline they look familiar. The drugs can't completely correct that.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2021 12:29 PM (VpIIl)

253 Hey y'all, we have an agreement between NATO, the Chicoms and Roosia that the next world war will be fought using WWE rules.
The woke armies will only fight other woke armies, men v men, wxymn v wxymn, tranny on tranny, juvie v juvie.
Rah rah rah..
And fat gunnies v fat gunnies.
The USA women's soccer team will play the finals against the other finalist.

Posted by: OBAMA JOINT CHIEFS OF STAFF at March 19, 2021 12:30 PM (izTtk)

254 Just to present a different view:

Maybe Joe had on a reasonably new pair of shoes with a leather soles.

Those things are slippery.

Add into the mix going up carpeted stairs, and a slightly misplaced footstep.

BOOM...down goes Biden, Down Goes Biden, DOWN GOES BIDEN!

But yeah, that didn't look good...especially when he got to the top and he was really winded.

Posted by: browndog at March 19, 2021 12:30 PM (BgMrQ)

255 Dr. Biden was on the scene in seconds and applied emergency punctuation, grammar, and sentence structure advice.

You joke, but I saw wine moms on Twitter yesterday talking about how Rand Paul isn't a real medical doctor but DOCTOR JILL is.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 19, 2021 12:30 PM (ZGrMX)

256 sure, Biden is in bed by 6pm, on days when they don't put a lid on it at noon. BUT he is up at the crack of 9am, and you don't see him wasting time on the golf course ... so we got that going for U.S.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 19, 2021 12:30 PM (Cus5s)

257
Some of my H1b's (the best of the best I was told) were seemingly confused by how to use indoor plumbing.
Posted by: Tonypete


Ever worked around Chinese immigrants? The toilet seats all have footprints on them, because they don't sit there to do their business, they squat while standing on the toilet.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 19, 2021 12:30 PM (n+4am)

258 ...whereas we, the Common Folk, would have been forced into retirement fifteen years prior and this never would have happened.

Posted by: t-bird at March 19, 2021 12:30 PM (l0Lgi)

259 "El Ilegítimo"

Posted by: SMOD at March 19, 2021 12:30 PM (3aI0K)

260 meanwhile, shirtless Putin is rifle hunting bears on horseback

Posted by: brak at March 19, 2021 12:30 PM (cG+eD)

261 I hope that motherfucker is in pain. Fuck him
Fuck them. And fuck the GOP for helping this shit happen.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 19, 2021 12:30 PM (W2Pud)

262 Wonder what the ChiComm fleet is up to in the Pacific.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 19, 2021 12:31 PM (89T5c)

263 about the months ago, I fell down the 4 or 5 steps

I was so wasted I didn't even feel it

Posted by: REDACTED at March 19, 2021 12:31 PM (6iURM)

264 India can be the next world power. If they wish.
I have my doubts. They are an extremely ethnically and culturally fractured country, and average IQ, at least as currently measured, is low (80).
===
I think their cultural issues hold them back as a society. Individually they can be brilliant, but because of the Karma thing, they tend to think people who are poor, sick etc are that way because they deserve it. I think the failure to do something to lift up portions of their own society is a net drag on their overall progress.

Say what you will about western civ in its current decline, but back in the day, it built up the world from people as beaten down as anything you might see in India.

Posted by: Culture matters at March 19, 2021 12:31 PM (5O54O)

265 Incidentally, a new approach to gun control.

Geraldine
@everywhereist
Look, I'm flexible, either we get rid of guns or we get rid of men but it's pretty obvious that we can't have both.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 19, 2021 12:31 PM (VVEnO)

266 At some point, the Dems will have a Biden look-a-like doing all the public appearances.

Posted by: Fedup at March 19, 2021 12:31 PM (68ya+)

267 Ever worked around Chinese immigrants? The toilet seats all have
footprints on them, because they don't sit there to do their business,
they squat while standing on the toilet.

the same with our central American migrant friends. men's rooms near a construction site are a mess

Posted by: brak at March 19, 2021 12:31 PM (cG+eD)

268 How much humiliation can our clown country handle in 24 hours?

Posted by: Corona-kun at March 19, 2021 12:31 PM (OjTGt)

269 The President of the United States.

HAHAHAHAHA
Posted by: Jak Sucio at March 19, 2021 12:29 PM (jvt6t)

Thread winner


Posted by: LASue at March 19, 2021 12:31 PM (ergrq)

270 That rapist racist gets some sympathy from me. Just pure lulz.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 19, 2021 12:31 PM (7RkLe)

271 The funny part will be the marketing strategy they use to redirect and excuse this. Something about Republicans pouncing while real people are suffering I'm sure.

Posted by: ... at March 19, 2021 12:32 PM (YMZL4)

272 135 Why didn't someone there help him?
Posted by: grammie winger at March 19, 2021 12:18 PM (45fpk)

They have already stopped caring? I guess O'Barkeys having downgraded the professionalism of the SS still lingers.

*Examines self, find irony sitting in heart laughing its ass off*

Posted by: Bete at March 19, 2021 12:32 PM (Ojki1)

273 As a country, we are fooked. Good lord that's just awful to watch.

Posted by: Bosk at March 19, 2021 12:32 PM (SWbVS)

274 President Stairmaster

Posted by: bot at March 19, 2021 12:32 PM (1dzqn)

275 Maybe he had 3 or 4 Bloody Mary's for breakfast. If I was Preezie thats what I would do.

Posted by: dr kill at March 19, 2021 12:32 PM (izTtk)

276 Posted by: SMOD at March 19, 2021 12:29 PM (3aI0K)

In the blue corner: A dribbling old man who was a mediocre midwit even at his best, who was crowbarred into a position of power and barely knows what the fuck is going on,

versus

In the red corner: A former KGB lieutenant colonel who has managed to gain and hold power in one of the most ruthless, cutthroat systems outside of Africa.

Hmmm. Who's making the odds on this one?

Posted by: Vanya at March 19, 2021 12:32 PM (gAFsE)

277 They want comity, honesty, empathy and decorum only when it suits them. F off, I am not playing by Marcus of Queensbury Rules. I am playing by YOUR rules.

*falls off chair from chortling so hard*

*still laughing*

Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2021 12:32 PM (VpIIl)

278 SQUATTY POTTY SHIT MY PANTS!

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 19, 2021 12:32 PM (89T5c)

279 The sad part is Crypt Keeper was skipping up the steps to convey hale heartiness, and then face-planted.

A more stately glide up the steps, clutching the rail in a vice-like grip, is better.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at March 19, 2021 12:11 PM (Dc2NZ)

That's what I was wondering. Why is he jogging up the steps? I've never seen a president try to jog up the steps. Does he think he is a Kennedy and needs to die in some stupid manner?

Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at March 19, 2021 12:32 PM (EpDzw)

280 BREAKING: Putin challenges Biden to a Stairmaster contest.

Posted by: ShainS at March 19, 2021 12:32 PM (WqPYg)

281 Ever worked around Chinese immigrants? The toilet seats all have footprints on them, because they don't sit there to do their business, they squat while standing on the toilet.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 19, 2021 12:30 PM (n+4am)
---

Yep. And to ask people not to do this in fliers attached to the restroom door is racist (no, I didn't put them up).

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at March 19, 2021 12:32 PM (Dc2NZ)

282 Maybe its booze, not dementia

Posted by: dr kill at March 19, 2021 12:32 PM (izTtk)

283 From me to the Marxist Rat Bastard DemoNcrats and Left:

Your president is afraid to show himself in Washington, DC with 24,000 National Guardsmen for protection.

Whereas, my president walked into North Korea alone.

Posted by: H8 Marxist Rat Bastards at March 19, 2021 12:32 PM (5DfsO)

284 Joe Biden has always been a nasty, despicable pile of rancid pig shit, so I have precisely zero sympathy for whatever embarrassments he has to endure in-route to his final rest drooling vanilla pudding with a diaper full of crap.

It's the fact that his idiocy could get 10's if not 100's of millions of us killed is what worries me.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at March 19, 2021 12:33 PM (4Yddh)

285 Go get em tiger. You dope.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2021 12:33 PM (VpIIl)

286 How much humiliation can our clown country handle in 24 hours?

And yet, the left insists that Trump humiliated the entire nation for 4 years but we've got a true hero and our daddy in office now

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2021 12:33 PM (KZzsI)

287 meanwhile, they are making "The Edge 2: Cage match"

Staring Vlad

Posted by: REDACTED at March 19, 2021 12:33 PM (6iURM)

288 He once got stuck for three hours between floors when the escalator he was riding broke down.

Posted by: bot at March 19, 2021 12:33 PM (1dzqn)

289 At the very least, he's very, very bruised up. He's getting frailer by the day.

He actually stooped to touch his knee to try and stop the boo-boo

Posted by: kallisto at March 19, 2021 12:33 PM (DJFLF)

290 The bad salute at the end is the topper.

Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2021 12:33 PM (m42qQ)

291 Media bias? Yeah, for Trump! RethugliKKan right wing terrorists are killing Asians! REEEEEEEEEEE

Posted by: Satans Retards at March 19, 2021 12:33 PM (rxR5g)

292 at least Biden is a man and bombs shit. lols

Posted by: Blinko at March 19, 2021 12:33 PM (QdFNK)

293
"El Ilegitimo" Biden Falls Three Times While Attempting to Climb the Steps of Air Force One


Secret Service Wrestle Ramp to the Ground

Posted by: SMOD at March 19, 2021 12:33 PM (3aI0K)

294 Joe's looking just fine, for what he'll be doing soon.

Posted by: Grim Reaper at March 19, 2021 12:33 PM (FJYfm)

295 LMAO

Posted by: Putin at March 19, 2021 12:33 PM (YMZL4)

296 ...and he's signing executive orders and bringing
the 3rd world into the USA as fast as he can...

with the blessings of DimOrats and RINO's who demand that we now "come together in unity..." mask up and get a vaccine that Bill Gates boasted in an interview in 2019 would bring him a 20 to 1 profit for his investment...

Posted by: jals at March 19, 2021 12:33 PM (dsHuY)

297 Ever worked around Chinese immigrants? The toilet seats all have
footprints on them, because they don't sit there to do their business,

they squat while standing on the toilet.


I suppose that if you're used to squatting, the idea of putting your butt where everyone else's has been is offputting.

Posted by: pep at March 19, 2021 12:34 PM (v16oJ)

298 Yeah. ... and this guy got 80 million votes

Posted by: SMOD at March 19, 2021 12:34 PM (3aI0K)

299 When I worked at Hialeah in the 80s, Mexicans did the same .

Posted by: dr kill at March 19, 2021 12:34 PM (izTtk)

300 >>>Why didn't someone there help him?

President Harris said no.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 19, 2021 12:34 PM (HmZuC)

301 "BREAKING: Putin challenges Biden to a Stairmaster contest."

Nah, "Putin Challenges Biden to 8 Stair Climb"

Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2021 12:34 PM (VpIIl)

302 I do have a little bit of sympathy for Biden inasmuch as it's been obvious from jump street that he's a pawn in someone else's game. But this statist fuckery has directly impacted me in quite a number of very material ways so I'm not gonna care overmuch when he inevitably gets consumed by the machine.

Posted by: CppThis at March 19, 2021 12:34 PM (zcf1k)

303 Meanwhile, Putin goes down the stairs in rollerblades.

Posted by: t-bird at March 19, 2021 12:34 PM (l0Lgi)

304 This is just f'n perfect. The Chinese are laughing their asses off and I don't blame 'em.

Posted by: f'd at March 19, 2021 12:34 PM (+y8uL)

305 Secret Service Codename Change for Biden --
Out: MumblesIn: Stumbles

Posted by: ShainS at March 19, 2021 12:34 PM (WqPYg)

306 Geraldine
@everywhereist
Look, I'm flexible, either we get rid of guns or we get rid of men but it's pretty obvious that we can't have both.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 19, 2021 12:31 PM (VVEnO)

Who exactly is going to get rid of the men, you stupid moo?

Posted by: Vanya at March 19, 2021 12:34 PM (gAFsE)

307 I'm thinking Biden's fav Led Zep tune aint "Stairway"

Posted by: REDACTED at March 19, 2021 12:34 PM (6iURM)

308 Fall three times...

*Biff* *Bam* *Oof*

Down the staircase if you want me...

Posted by: Stu Podaso at March 19, 2021 12:34 PM (wUHYj)

309 He was walking quickly to show everyone how much stamina and agility he has. It's his own damn fault.

I am 65 and I do not mess with stairs. I respect them give them the time they require.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 19, 2021 12:34 PM (2BZBZ)

310 273 As a country, we are fooked. Good lord that's just awful to watch.
Posted by: Bosk at March 19, 2021 12:32 PM (SWbVS)

We are not our government.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at March 19, 2021 12:34 PM (Dc2NZ)

311 So I told them :

Six more hours and that plane is on the Tarmac and I'm falling up the stairs with your Billion Dollars.


Well. What do you know.

I'm President.

Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2021 12:34 PM (m42qQ)

312 My kingdom for a line feed.

Posted by: ShainS at March 19, 2021 12:34 PM (WqPYg)

313 Chevy Chase is alive!

Posted by: Junta State America at March 19, 2021 12:35 PM (jV+aN)

314 You joke, but I saw wine moms on Twitter yesterday talking about how Rand Paul isn't a real medical doctor but DOCTOR JILL is.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 19, 2021 12:30 PM (ZGrMX)


WTF?

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 19, 2021 12:35 PM (Ez6QX)

315 I suppose that if you're used to squatting, the idea of putting your butt where everyone else's has been is offputting.

Yeah I don't find their behavior all that odd. ust not real safe perching up there like that.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2021 12:35 PM (KZzsI)

316 286 How much humiliation can our clown country handle in 24 hours?

And yet, the left insists that Trump humiliated the entire nation for 4 years but we've got a true hero and our daddy in office now
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2021 12:33 PM (KZzsI)

========

Remember, if Democrats cheated as much as we all think they did, the nation is against them and they're making themselves look terrible within just the first few months of this new administration.

I don't know how the disparity between the will of the nation and the results of the election end up playing out over the next few years, but I don't think it ends with the majority just accepting things, especially after a few years of the Left actively screwing things up from the top of the federal government on down.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 19, 2021 12:35 PM (LvTSG)

317 He won't even remember this moment later.

Posted by: james at March 19, 2021 12:35 PM (PvswE)

318 Looks like Foreign Policy won't be Joe "El Ilegitimo" Biden's backup plan
Posted by: SMOD at March 19, 2021 12:29 PM (3aI0K)
++++
Odd, considering they all talked about Biden's tremendous foreign policy prowess that they all took so much for granted that they refused to reschedule the foreign-policy-focused second debate against Donald "Foreign Policy Titan" Trump after it had a 'Rona-related cancellation.

Very strange indeed, no?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 19, 2021 12:35 PM (Jsjd7)

319 I suppose that if you're used to squatting, the idea of putting your butt where everyone else's has been is offputting.
Posted by: pep at March 19, 2021 12:34 PM (v16oJ)
---------

That's why God invented those paper toilet seat covers.

Posted by: bluebell at March 19, 2021 12:35 PM (/669Q)

320 Mexicans aim was not good, either. Not sharpshitters. Not sending us their best.

Posted by: dr kill at March 19, 2021 12:35 PM (izTtk)

321 ..."rumblin',bumblin', and stumblin'-pretty sure the gig is up

Posted by: the schwam at March 19, 2021 12:35 PM (O8I4/)

322 Those Stairs Shit My Pants!

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 19, 2021 12:35 PM (m42qQ)

323 Seems perfectly healthy to me.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at March 19, 2021 12:36 PM (II3Gr)

324 I'll just circle back to the bottom of the stairs...

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 19, 2021 12:36 PM (l0Lgi)

325 I can bet they won't pull Chevy Chase out of retirement to mock this.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 19, 2021 12:36 PM (naEeR)

326 Chevy Chase is alive!

I had forgotten that. Athletic football star President Ford stumbled once and Chevy turned it into a career. Biden falls over several times looking like a frail old man and SNL will do another sad piano bit about how we all suffered under Trump so long, or something

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2021 12:36 PM (KZzsI)

327 17 That is horrifying, especially in light of the Chicom diplomat telling his US counterpart that the US is not operating from a position of strength.
______________

They're just acknowledging what is glaringly obvious to everybody.

And very dangerous for us.

Thanks again Biden voters (and crooked vote counters)!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 19, 2021 12:36 PM (k4dH2)

328 Fucking guy is destroying the country, flooding it with illegal immigrants, killing jobs and supports every piece of overreach and unconstitutionality Democrats are pushing and he wants sympathy?

Shit, I was thinking it would be funny if the Marine walked up and kicked him in the ass while he was down.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2021 12:36 PM (VpIIl)

329 Of course this is all part of Trumps plan for becoming a dictator, doncha know.

Posted by: pawn at March 19, 2021 12:36 PM (e/E1t)

330 He thought he saw a non-consenting vagina on the stairs and was trying to put his finger in it.

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at March 19, 2021 12:37 PM (Geoni)

331 Why Biden's Amazing Fall Was the Best Fall by a President Ever

Posted by: The Bulwark at March 19, 2021 12:37 PM (YMZL4)

332 No 3 knockdown rule in Stair Boxing ??

Posted by: REDACTED at March 19, 2021 12:37 PM (6iURM)

333
You joke, but I saw wine moms on Twitter yesterday talking about how Rand Paul isn't a real medical doctor but DOCTOR JILL is.
Posted by: Ian S


** bangs head on wall **

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 19, 2021 12:37 PM (pNxlR)

334 "My kingdom for a line feed.


Posted by: ShainS"
LFs are allotted on a random basis. You'll get yours when Pixy decides you get yours.

Posted by: f'd at March 19, 2021 12:37 PM (+y8uL)

335 Biden is as fit as a rutting buck!

Posted by: The Media at March 19, 2021 12:37 PM (VpIIl)

336 @everywhereist
Look, I'm flexible, either we get rid of guns or we get rid of men but it's pretty obvious that we can't have both.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 19, 2021 12:31 PM (VVEnO)
++++
:: yawn ::

Go back to scissoring Andrea Dworkin, Geraldine.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 19, 2021 12:37 PM (Jsjd7)

337 Forget the Chinese, if Biden gets any weaker, Iceland will invade.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 19, 2021 12:37 PM (kTF2Z)

338 Slo Joe will wake in night trying to figure out why his left knee hurts so much.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 19, 2021 12:37 PM (2BZBZ)

339 306 Geraldine
@everywhereist
Look, I'm flexible, either we get rid of guns or we get rid of men but it's pretty obvious that we can't have both.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 19, 2021 12:31 PM (VVEnO)

Who exactly is going to get rid of the men, you stupid moo?
Posted by: Vanya at March 19, 2021 12:34 PM (gAFsE)

Girls with guns, of course...

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 19, 2021 12:37 PM (oHd/0)

340 328 Shit, I was thinking it would be funny if the Marine walked up and kicked him in the ass while he was down.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2021 12:36 PM (VpIIl)

========

Too busy reciting the latest diversity mantra in his head for his Diversity Pop Quiz later in the day.

For national security, you know.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 19, 2021 12:37 PM (LvTSG)

341 IS TRUMP AFRAID OF STAIRS?

Posted by: Broseidon at March 19, 2021 12:38 PM (icI8A)

342 319 I suppose that if you're used to squatting, the idea of putting your butt where everyone else's has been is offputting.

Posted by: pep at March 19, 2021 12:34 PM (v16oJ)

---------



That's why God invented those paper toilet seat covers.



Posted by: bluebell at March 19, 2021 12:35 PM (/669Q)

They're called ass gaskets.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 19, 2021 12:38 PM (N39Ws)

343 "Here's my Expert Medical Opinion: This wasn't about his feet. It's about his dying garbage-brain."




The prose here keeps me coming back. hahaha

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 19, 2021 12:38 PM (M+Lyo)

344 182 >>If he breaks a hip it's over.


Tragically.
Posted by: garrett
____________________________________

Heh. Good one.

Posted by: 496 at March 19, 2021 12:38 PM (U1eOr)

345 joe and mika worrying their little hearts out about Trump's health
Posted by: ace at March 19, 2021 12:25 PM (5+1A/)


So fucking funny. Poor Donald couldn't have a single semi-off day. Joe? I can't think of what it would take to get the media to be slightly alarmed. He's going to have to go into the next phase of dementia for that to happen, but by then he'll be long gone.

This fall however might just be the little bit of stress to push him there. It doesn't take much, just one more straw, maybe two...

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 19, 2021 12:38 PM (46GDR)

346 For your listening pleasure and reminiscing about when Bennie Hill was alive and we could laugh about stuff.

https://tinyurl.com/b7r37ewz

Posted by: jakee308 at March 19, 2021 12:38 PM (WJ8Bv)

347 316 I don't know how the disparity between the will of the nation and the results of the election end up playing out over the next few years, but I don't think it ends with the majority just accepting things, especially after a few years of the Left actively screwing things up from the top of the federal government on down.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 19, 2021 12:35 PM (LvTSG)

The $28 trillion question is what happens when the money printers stop going BRRRT and Joe Sixpack starts seriously feeling the impact of the recession. Thus far most of the various socio-economic bubbles haven't been threatened.

Posted by: CppThis at March 19, 2021 12:38 PM (zcf1k)

348 Meanwhile, Putin goes down the stairs in rollerblades.
Posted by: t-bird at March 19, 2021 12:34 PM (l0Lgi)

Shirtless, carrying a bear

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 19, 2021 12:38 PM (ifmtJ)

349 Try using a porta john in Iraq that the local nationals also used. They didn't use toilet paper and wiped their fingers on the walls. Oh, and it was 100 degrees outside.

Posted by: Vanya at March 19, 2021 12:38 PM (gAFsE)

350 >>>That's why God invented those paper toilet seat covers.

What's a 'paper toilet seat cover'?

Posted by: 98% of Public Bathrooms at March 19, 2021 12:38 PM (HmZuC)

351 Japan and South Korea might as well nuke up.

Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at March 19, 2021 12:38 PM (EpDzw)

352 It is actually kind of amazing that the Secret Service didn't hustle up there to give him a hand. After all, they are supposed to be protecting him.

Posted by: bluebell at March 19, 2021 12:38 PM (/669Q)

353 Forget the Chinese, if Biden gets any weaker, Iceland will invade.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 19, 2021 12:37 PM (kTF2Z)


Blonde scandinavian woman in search of fresh genes to strengthen their population? I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 19, 2021 12:38 PM (jOcSX)

354 337 Forget the Chinese, if Biden gets any weaker, Iceland will invade.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 19, 2021 12:37 PM (kTF2Z)
---

We'll have to ask Empress Chique to make a pre-emptive strike against them.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at March 19, 2021 12:38 PM (Dc2NZ)

355 You see ShainS? You got two and I got none.

Posted by: f'd at March 19, 2021 12:38 PM (+y8uL)

356 I do have a little bit of sympathy for Biden inasmuch as it's been obvious from jump street that he's a pawn in someone else's game.

I don't have any sympathy at all. He's lived a depraved life of corruption and evil. Being a pawn as reality fades out on him is actually a gentler fate than he deserves.

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at March 19, 2021 12:38 PM (Ujhxb)

357 337 Forget the Chinese, if Biden gets any weaker, Iceland will invade.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 19, 2021 12:37 PM (kTF2Z)

Now's our chance!

Posted by: Prime Minister Grand Duchy of Fenwik at March 19, 2021 12:38 PM (oHd/0)

358 I count one fall for every state he legitimately won.

Posted by: ... at March 19, 2021 12:39 PM (YMZL4)

359 NYT will helpfully explain that falling up stairs is a sign of the deep thoughts occupying his brain, plus his quick recovery and completion of the challenge is demonstrates his strength and vigor.

Posted by: Ripley at March 19, 2021 12:39 PM (MxEKc)

360 Look, I'm flexible, either we get rid of guns or we get rid of men but it's pretty obvious that we can't have both.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 19, 2021 12:31 PM (VVEnO)

Who exactly is going to get rid of the men, you stupid moo?
Posted by: Vanya at March 19, 2021 12:34 PM (gAFsE)


Well, there was some honesty.

They wants us all dead.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 19, 2021 12:39 PM (89T5c)

361 I'm afraid of Zhou Bai-Den's alligator mouth getting us into a hot war more than anything else. With our military abandoning its prime warfighting mission for prancercise PT, critical race theory CTT, and drag queen shows we might just be in a spot of trouble.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado - Tempus belli) at March 19, 2021 12:39 PM (N3El/)

362 Joe does the work of three men! Specifically Larry, Moe, and Curly.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 19, 2021 12:39 PM (VVEnO)

363 He could have been a great president, but he took a stair to the knee.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 19, 2021 12:39 PM (16vTQ)

364 Why didn't someone run up to help him? Are the SS looking the other way.....for President Kamala?

Posted by: Megthered at March 19, 2021 12:39 PM (SM/op)

365 Agian...where is Dr. Bandy X. Lee? Has she been kidnapped?

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at March 19, 2021 12:39 PM (i14rK)

366 Hey Joe you can borrow my hover round!

Posted by: Hillary! at March 19, 2021 12:39 PM (XWhRR)

367 Forget the Chinese, if Biden gets any weaker, Iceland will invade.

I just did a google image search of "Icelandic women". If you ignore the jocks, I don't think there would be any complaints about this.

Except from the Icelandic men.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 19, 2021 12:39 PM (naEeR)

368
Starting now, Resident Biden doesn't go up and down stairs without someone at his elbow

Posted by: DB- just DB at March 19, 2021 12:40 PM (iTXRQ)

369 ROCK RIVER ARMS RRAGE 3G RIFLE LAR-15; $750; https://bit.ly/2QlN9fw

Posted by: bonhomme at March 19, 2021 12:40 PM (YYlyE)

370 207 >> We need one of those chairs that glides up the rail sideways for him. Old TV commercial, but I forget what they were called.


Acorn Stairlifts
Posted by: garrett

Obama's old outfit. probably going to cost us half a billion to get one installed.

Posted by: x4 at March 19, 2021 12:40 PM (oA+QO)

371 It is actually kind of amazing that the Secret Service didn't hustle up there to give him a hand. After all, they are supposed to be protecting him.
Posted by: bluebell at March 19, 2021 12:38 PM (/669Q)


I suppose they're not up to the standard they were 20 years ago either.

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at March 19, 2021 12:40 PM (Ujhxb)

372 365 Agian...where is Dr. Bandy X. Lee? Has she been kidnapped?
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at March 19, 2021 12:39 PM (i14rK)

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I'm more interested in the opinion of Dr. Brandi Love.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 19, 2021 12:40 PM (LvTSG)

373 I like how the second or third fall he checks his shoes, like they were the problem.

Something else that has been bugging me. Who taught that sh*thead how to salute?

Posted by: WTP at March 19, 2021 12:40 PM (WQfDg)

374 The Conservative Case for Falling on the Sairs

Posted by: brak at March 19, 2021 12:40 PM (cG+eD)

375 Yeah
Harris and Pelosi
That's the ticket !!
Those bitchrs will rule with an iron fist

Posted by: Proud Moderate at March 19, 2021 12:40 PM (jN7QD)

376 329 Of course this is all part of Trumps plan for becoming a dictator, doncha know.

Posted by: pawn at March 19, 2021 12:36 PM (e/E1t)

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"We got this. #TrustThePlan!" -- Q Anons

Posted by: ShainS at March 19, 2021 12:40 PM (WqPYg)

377 205 We need one of those chairs that glides up the rail sideways for him. Old TV commercial, but I forget what they were called.
Posted by: t-bird at March 19, 2021 12:24 PM (l0Lgi)

And then a Gremlin tinkers with it, and Bidet gets to go out like Mrs. Deagle, which would be poetic as they are both the same character.

Posted by: Bete at March 19, 2021 12:40 PM (Ojki1)

378 The $28 trillion question is what happens when the money printers stop going BRRRT and Joe Sixpack starts seriously feeling the impact of the recession. Thus far most of the various socio-economic bubbles haven't been threatened.
Posted by: CppThis at March 19, 2021 12:38 PM (zcf1k)

They have indoctrinated people into thinkin that the price of the stock market equals a good economy.

It does not, it actually shows the inflation of the money pool...

Posted by: Prime Minister Grand Duchy of Fenwik at March 19, 2021 12:40 PM (oHd/0)

379 Blonde scandinavian woman in search of fresh genes to strengthen their population? I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 19, 2021 12:38 PM (jOcSX)

Strengthen, not dilute.

Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at March 19, 2021 12:40 PM (EpDzw)

380 "If you don't stand for something, you'll fall down anything."

Posted by: bot at March 19, 2021 12:40 PM (1dzqn)

381 oooh- just saw ace's updated post. The memes have started!!

Posted by: kallisto at March 19, 2021 12:40 PM (DJFLF)

382 >>>That's why God invented those paper toilet seat covers.

What's a 'paper toilet seat cover'?
Posted by: 98% of Public Bathrooms at March 19, 2021 12:38 PM


"I don't know, Master...what is a toilet?"

- Renfield

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 19, 2021 12:41 PM (16vTQ)

383 I'm more interested in the opinion of Dr. Brandi Love.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 19, 2021 12:40 PM (LvTSG)


Brandi Love, D.DP.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 19, 2021 12:41 PM (jOcSX)

384 "Forget the Chinese, if Biden gets any weaker, Iceland will invade."

They are probably already sailing up from Haiti in old bathtubs and armed with machetes.

Posted by: The Media at March 19, 2021 12:41 PM (VpIIl)

385 Hope he scraped his shin. It'll never heal.

Posted by: wth at March 19, 2021 12:41 PM (v0R5T)

386 Geraldine@everywhereist
Look, I'm flexible, either we get rid of guns or we get rid of men but it's pretty obvious that we can't have both.


I sort of sympathize in a sense because probably every man she's around is a worthless child-molesting rapist

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2021 12:41 PM (KZzsI)

387 Blonde scandinavian woman in search of fresh genes to strengthen their population? I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 19, 2021 12:38 PM (jOcSX)

The three biggest women (as in vertically-- they were all in shape) were stewardesses from Icelandic Airlines. Tallest one was easily over 6-6 in her heels and they weren't built like waifs.

Posted by: Vanya at March 19, 2021 12:41 PM (gAFsE)

388 Ven I said break the leg , it vasn't literal

Posted by: VLAD at March 19, 2021 12:41 PM (6iURM)

389 When does AF1 land, cause that sob has gotta come back down them?

Posted by: WeBoned! at March 19, 2021 12:41 PM (8k7U7)

390 Picturing Biden on an Acorn Stairlift reminds me of a certain scene from "Gremlins".

Posted by: Toad-O at March 19, 2021 12:41 PM (cct0t)

391
Q: How many stairs does it take to trip up Joe Biden?

A: Elmers gooooooood

Posted by: ... at March 19, 2021 12:41 PM (YMZL4)

392 Well fuck.

Posted by: Taiwan at March 19, 2021 12:41 PM (kTF2Z)

393 It is actually kind of amazing that the Secret Service didn't hustle up
there to give him a hand. After all, they are supposed to be protecting
him.

Kamalama dingdong told them not to interfere -- best to let nature take its course

Posted by: brak at March 19, 2021 12:41 PM (cG+eD)

394 So close, Mr Stairs. So. Close.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 19, 2021 12:41 PM (LNVrA)

395 Somebody must have left something slippery on those steps.

Posted by: f'd at March 19, 2021 12:42 PM (+y8uL)

396 386 Geraldine@everywhereist
Look, I'm flexible, either we get rid of guns or we get rid of men but it's pretty obvious that we can't have both.

I sort of sympathize in a sense because probably every man she's around is a worthless child-molesting rapist
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2021 12:41 PM (KZzsI)

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Just imagine how bad Republicans must be.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 19, 2021 12:42 PM (LvTSG)

397 The Conservative Case for Falling on the Sairs
Posted by: brak at March 19, 2021 12:40 PM (cG+eD)


It was his tribute to Colin Kaepernick. What a brave president we have!

Posted by: The Bulwark at March 19, 2021 12:42 PM (FJYfm)

398 315 I suppose that if you're used to squatting, the idea of putting your butt where everyone else's has been is offputting.

Yeah I don't find their behavior all that odd. ust not real safe perching up there like that.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2021 12:35 PM (KZzsI)

Squatting really is better for you than sitting the way we do in the West. I've thought about purchasing one of those squatting stools, myself.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 19, 2021 12:42 PM (c3Pks)

399 It is actually kind of amazing that the Secret Service didn't hustle up there to give him a hand. After all, they are supposed to be protecting him.
Posted by: bluebell


Protecting him from a bullet. Not his own dumb ass.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2021 12:42 PM (OCTRt)

400 left, right, left, right, left, right, left, left


"Salute the Marines, left, right, left..."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at March 19, 2021 12:42 PM (HaL55)

401 falling down the steps of Air Force One and ending up in a coma would be a fitting end to this farce

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at March 19, 2021 12:42 PM (uS2EJ)

402 Did anybody photoshop a golf ball bouncing off the back of his head yet?
(apologies to whoever already said this)

Posted by: wth at March 19, 2021 12:42 PM (v0R5T)

403 > Something else that has been bugging me. Who taught that sh*thead how to salute?

Eh, I've seen much worse from active servicemen on an Army base. Biden's salute is downright crisp compared to that mongoloid traitor Kerry.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 19, 2021 12:42 PM (YYlyE)

404
This is the big headline at the Daily Mail, I see. Lots of high res pics of the drooling coot stumbling on the stairs.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 19, 2021 12:42 PM (Mzdiz)

405 We were caring for a family member who did this. Eventually we had to set them up on the first floor because they couldn't climb the stairs.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2021 12:42 PM (VpIIl)

406 The Conservative Case for Falling on the Sairs
Posted by: brak at March 19, 2021 12:40 PM (cG+eD)

Why White America Needs To Fall Down The Stairs And Die

By Kevin D Williamson

Subscribe to our True Conservative magazine, you serfs

Posted by: Vanya at March 19, 2021 12:42 PM (gAFsE)

407 I don't have any sympathy at all. He's lived a depraved life of corruption and evil. Being a pawn as reality fades out on him is actually a gentler fate than he deserves.
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at March 19, 2021 12:38 PM (Ujhxb)


100%. As I keep saying, it makes me sad he doesn't have any idea of his decline. This guy deserves a fate where he can count his days. Instead he'll be living in his own head, creating his own past.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 19, 2021 12:42 PM (46GDR)

408 We need one of those chairs that glides up the rail sideways for him. Old TV commercial, but I forget what they were called.


There's some kind of elevator contraption down by the cargo loading area for lifting supplies into a plane - why don't they just carry him up on that? I seem to remember Obama had to exit out the rear end of his plane because the Chinese wouldn't provide him with a staircase.

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at March 19, 2021 12:43 PM (Ujhxb)

409 It is actually kind of amazing that the Secret Service didn't hustle up there to give him a hand.

Probably under extremely strict orders to not intervene to make him look bad or something.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2021 12:43 PM (KZzsI)

410
Shit, I was thinking it would be funny if the Marine walked up and kicked him in the ass while he was down.
Posted by: Marcus T



Someone needs to photoshop this with the classic "asshole penguin" gif.

https://tinyurl.com/nwukhzj6

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 19, 2021 12:43 PM (n+4am)

411 I think the JoBot has a short somewhere. Better run the diagnostics.

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 19, 2021 12:43 PM (M+Lyo)

412 IIRC, Biden lashed out at Trump and called him names for shutting down travel from China at the very start of the Covid debacle.

When he later harshly criticized Trump's handling of Covid, my reaction was, "If I had been as far wrong as you were right from Jump Street, I might just keep my mouth shut."

But it never works that way with the left. Although the media will NEVER point it out, sometimes your BS can come back and kick you in the butt.

Posted by: RM at March 19, 2021 12:43 PM (U3LtS)

413 Stairs Are A Historic Tool of Racial Oppression

Posted by: Future Babylon Bee AND NYT Headline at March 19, 2021 12:43 PM (HmZuC)

414 352 It is actually kind of amazing that the Secret Service didn't hustle up there to give him a hand. After all, they are supposed to be protecting him.
Posted by: bluebell at March 19, 2021 12:38 PM (/669Q)



Is it? Want to bet this isn't the first time they've seen him stumble on stairs? And they had rushed to help him causing his massive temper to flare up. Probably have been told not to assist him especially when on camera.

Posted by: buzzion at March 19, 2021 12:43 PM (vMCab)

415 some prankster left a pair of Chink boots on the stairs for Joe to lick

Posted by: REDACTED at March 19, 2021 12:43 PM (6iURM)

416 In order to combat global warming, the rezident retard has announced he will no longer travel via Air Force 1 and will instead use ground based transportation that do not require vast amounts of fossil fuel.

Or stairs.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 19, 2021 12:43 PM (3H9h1)

417 The three biggest women (as in vertically-- they were all in shape) were stewardesses from Icelandic Airlines. Tallest one was easily over 6-6 in her heels and they weren't built like waifs.
Posted by: Vanya at March 19, 2021 12:41 PM (gAFsE)


They would break you, but you'd enjoy it.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 19, 2021 12:43 PM (jOcSX)

418
Pat Boone and the walk-in tub people came out to the White House to give an estimate, but President Taft is still stuck in the tub, so no dice.

Posted by: Tobor, the Eighth Man at March 19, 2021 12:39 PM


I was just telling the wife the other day, when I sound as giddy and excited as Pat Boone is about taking a bath, it's time to put me in a home - a bad one with the Nightline van parked out front.

Posted by: Deep Thoughts at March 19, 2021 12:44 PM (N/gDA)

419 It's already hitting the foreign newspaper's and websites. A guy just called me from Asia and said WTF. The buzzards are circling.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2021 12:44 PM (VpIIl)

420 So I got to keep on walkin'
I got to walk on, oh ho ho
I, I, I, I'm so tired

Posted by: Baldy at March 19, 2021 12:44 PM (OLCH5)

421 Biden has always been a small, petty braggart. He has decades of history where he brags about how brilliant he is, how strong he is, and has no qualms about calling the general public names - Hey fat!

I work in a hospital that has a wing full of elderly patients many of whom have dementia. Once the decline hits hard, it goes fast. I feel for them but not Biden. He is reaping everything that he has sowed.

Posted by: Cheri at March 19, 2021 12:44 PM (oiNtH)

422 so many LOLworthy posts here

Posted by: kallisto at March 19, 2021 12:44 PM (DJFLF)

423 This will play on loop in China and Russia

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 19, 2021 12:44 PM (LNVrA)

424 Must have had a super hard Peloton work out this morning.

I wonder who went first, Dr Jill or Fightin' Joe?

^LIE

Posted by: MJ at March 19, 2021 12:45 PM (gAMkn)

425 left, right, left, right, left, right, left, left


"Salute the Marines, left, right, left..."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at March 19, 2021 12:42 PM (HaL55)


Man, things are going to get real confusing for him when they have to remind him to breathe.

"Okay Joe, a little further, remember to breath, In-Out, Walk - Left, right, In-Ou..." OMG! What's he doing!!?!

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 19, 2021 12:45 PM (46GDR)

426
They're called ass gaskets.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 19, 2021 12:38 PM (N39Ws)


gasskets?

Posted by: Moki at March 19, 2021 12:45 PM (+X9Vs)

427 They would break you, but you'd enjoy it.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 19, 2021 12:43 PM (jOcSX)

Yep.

Posted by: Vanya at March 19, 2021 12:45 PM (gAFsE)

428 Has the every flaccid David French told us how un Christian it is for us to be laughing our asses off?

Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2021 12:45 PM (VpIIl)

429 232 Xi's. They need America -- the breadbasket to the world -- to feed their people, not to mention the rare earth minerals.

They'll probably wait for most of us to be killed by or flee our own government, and then they'll kill whomever remains (except illegal alien and other slaves to do the manual labor).
Posted by: ShainS at March 19, 2021 12:28 PM (WqPYg)

China has no issue with illegal immigration as they have a policy for that. The run for the boarder to get away from the new government and their policy on crossing will look like Cannonball Run times 30 million.

Posted by: Bete at March 19, 2021 12:45 PM (Ojki1)

430 427 They would break you, but you'd enjoy it.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 19, 2021 12:43 PM (jOcSX)

Yep.
Posted by: Vanya at March 19, 2021 12:45 PM (gAFsE)

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Snoo snoo?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 19, 2021 12:45 PM (LvTSG)

431 Joe Biden's First & Last Press conference:

[Biden]: "Hey look fat, you dog-faced pony boy ... uh soldier ... no boy ... Jill, which it is it? Nevermind, I grew up on the mean streets of ... someplace ... there was some black people there, ok? Like I mean poor black people not articulate, well-spoken ones like Obama, you hear me? Where was I going with this ... oh right, stairs ... stairs are always tough for a stutter but I've conquered more stairs in my time than any other man in Delaware ... or wait no, Scranton! I grew up in Scranton! How about that ..."

[Reporter]: Sir, the question was about why are Republicans so evil.

Posted by: The Ghost of Pandemic Present at March 19, 2021 12:45 PM (dYe5S)

432 Probably under extremely strict orders to not intervene to make him look bad or something.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2021 12:43 PM (KZzsI)
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Maybe. I thought about that, but if he actually tumbled down the stairs and they were only waiting at the bottom, there could be trouble.

Maybe Kamala called them off.

Posted by: bluebell at March 19, 2021 12:45 PM (/669Q)

433 "GET UP YOU OLD BASTARD!!! I"M NOT LOSING MY JOB BECAUSE YOU CAN'T EVEN CLIMB FUCKING STAIRS!!!"

Posted by: Dr. Jill at March 19, 2021 12:45 PM (i14rK)

434 >Why White America Needs To Fall Down The Stairs And Die

By Kevin D Williamson




that shit made me laugh

Posted by: DB- just DB at March 19, 2021 12:45 PM (iTXRQ)

435 Posted by: Taiwan at March 19, 2021 12:41 PM (kTF2Z)

In a right wing book, some rogue US general would be secretly handing over a score of nukes to the Taiwanese. China invades and Beijing is turned to glass.

Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at March 19, 2021 12:45 PM (EpDzw)

436 Lookin' pretty spry there. Joe.

Posted by: wth at March 19, 2021 12:45 PM (v0R5T)

437 Come on. That's my move.

Posted by: Gov Cuomo at March 19, 2021 12:46 PM (YMZL4)

438 Again, I have $5 says the dotard doesn't make it to Christmas.

Posted by: exdem13 at March 19, 2021 12:46 PM (W+kMI)

439 >>This would be great sequel material. An elite team of Secret Service agents led by a plucky street cop at the wrong place at the wrong time must venture out into the cruel, cruel world beyond the Great Wall of Washington to get him one of those little button things. Thrills and high adventure await as they battle roving gangs of people not wearing masks and insufficiently communist corporate office drones.


. . . the movie opens with Gerard Butler jogging with his new president, but unstead of them rracing each other (as he did with the Aaron Eckhart POTUS), he's being followed bu Biden on a hooverround honking a horn, yelling about he wants his tapioca NOW, young man!!

The bear manatee is loose!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 19, 2021 12:46 PM (bDqIh)

440 363 He could have been a great president, but he took a stair to the knee.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 19, 2021 12:39 PM (16vTQ)

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BREAKING: Colin Kaperdick Praises Biden for Showing Solidarity with America-Haters by Publicly Taking a Knee

Posted by: ShainS at March 19, 2021 12:46 PM (WqPYg)

441 The $28 trillion question is what happens when the money printers stop going BRRRT and Joe Sixpack starts seriously feeling the impact of the recession. Thus far most of the various socio-economic bubbles haven't been threatened.
Posted by: CppThis at March 19, 2021 12:38 PM (zcf1k)

The printers will go brrrrrrr until they literally break. It's Enron economics on a global scale, and they're all in on it.

Joe Sixpack and Lisa Lunchpail will be told it's all Trump's fault. And Dominion Voting Systems will make sure the "right" people are sent back to The Swamp in '22.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at March 19, 2021 12:46 PM (4Yddh)

442 If you think they don't have his slow (heh) decline and demonstration of his fraility all planned out then you better buy an iron plate to wear on your back.

It would be easy to have someone (jill) walking up those stairs with him if they weren't more interested in the optics of "Oh our poor "President" he's worked so hard and now his legs fail him".

They realize his denouement is coming faster than planned and they need to have more reason for his being sequestered.

Bed rest is a good one. He can be videoed and talk and do stuff while being safe from questions and f**kups.

Then they can have a tragic reversal of his healing and needs to resign from the Presidency for the good of the country.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 19, 2021 12:46 PM (WJ8Bv)

443 "Gotta prep for President Kamala at some point."
You misspelled Prostident

Posted by: Deplorable Neanderthal at March 19, 2021 12:47 PM (sshap)

444 428 Has the every flaccid David French told us how un Christian it is for us to be laughing our asses off?
Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2021 12:45 PM (VpIIl)

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"We must have sympathy for the very Christian Biden. So much so, that in place of well wishes, we should send him our votes for any legislation his uber-woke advisors accept from uber-woke interests groups. It's the Christian thing to do."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 19, 2021 12:47 PM (LvTSG)

445 Gravitized.

Posted by: huerfano at March 19, 2021 12:47 PM (DzhEB)

446 Honestly those walk-in tubs seem like a really good, practical idea for everyone, elderly or invalid or not.

Japan they use the tub to soak in the wash sitting out on the tiles, since they figure you can rinse off better that way.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2021 12:47 PM (KZzsI)

447 Who is most likely to have greased the stairs?

1. White Nationalists
2. Kamala
3. Putin

Posted by: Ripley at March 19, 2021 12:47 PM (MxEKc)

448 Somebody up above said it . Respect the stairs. The tard has eight or nine years on me, can't tell you how many eggs in a dozen, and he goes skipping up the stairs like he's sweet sixteen. As much as the chinks love to gamble,I bet every wet market bookie stall is giving odds on Biden's* check out day.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at March 19, 2021 12:47 PM (I58tH)

449 lol. It's playing everywhere. A friend just texted me from the UK with DJTJ's Tweet with 10 laughing faces.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2021 12:47 PM (VpIIl)

450 '...and Xhi's Buying a Stairway to Heaven.'

Posted by: Robert Plant at March 19, 2021 12:47 PM (m42qQ)

451 I get to be president!

SQUEEEEEEEE!

Posted by: Kamala at March 19, 2021 12:48 PM (kTF2Z)

452 "Watch me walk. Super easy. Barely an incon......ACK, AARGG, UGH!"

Posted by: Fool Otto at March 19, 2021 12:48 PM (DB16e)

453 This is just elder abuse at this point.

Posted by: Ernie McCracken at March 19, 2021 12:48 PM (olbr4)

454 433 "GET UP YOU OLD BASTARD!!! I"M NOT LOSING MY JOB BECAUSE YOU CAN'T EVEN CLIMB FUCKING STAIRS!!!"

Posted by: Dr. Jill at March 19, 2021 12:45 PM (i14rK)

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Odds that Kamala greased the stairs? Speculation on what substance she used?

Posted by: ShainS at March 19, 2021 12:48 PM (WqPYg)

455 If "falling up" isn't a perfect metaphor for Biden's career.
Watch this footage of today's Presidential Trip.

Posted by: Eric in Atlanta at March 19, 2021 12:48 PM (r8KS4)

456 316 TJM, To rectify, it usually ends up with masses of people in the streets, some bloodshed, and perhaps new oligarchs or a tyrant. We have reached the point where every avenue of redress for average citizens are being blocked, courts, police, elected officials both legislative and executive, schools, even mass protests and assemblies of the wrong flavor. To make it worse, large corporations are aiding and abetting.

To dislodge an inbred, incompetent, and evil elite, it basically requires a scouring that in turn creates its own uncertain dynamics where history tells us good outcomes versus bad is a crapshoot.
In truth, this country is more like a 70-75 percent normal and 25-30 percent bark raving mad for power, decadence, and money. To change that, the 25-30 percent are going to have to be crushed illiberally which of course could result in a Venezuela or a Zimbabwe where the new 'elites' are actually worse than the old ones.
Removing externally supported dictators and tyrants is usually far easier (assuming the foreign power gives up--see Eastern Europe) than to remove a whole social class which is why places like the French and Russian Revolutions were so bloody.

Posted by: whig at March 19, 2021 12:48 PM (pO7gM)

457 That video of Puddinhead busting his ass whilst attempting to navigate those steps is an apt metaphor for the whole country under this illegal and illegitimate junta.
WASTF

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at March 19, 2021 12:48 PM (HaL55)

458 Come on. Play Guess the Narrative.

What will be the official line on The Falls?

Posted by: ... at March 19, 2021 12:48 PM (YMZL4)

459 Okay how many have rewatched the video hoping for #4? Nearer the top? Okay, on my way to church.

Posted by: Only Context at March 19, 2021 12:48 PM (xEIoY)

460 Everything will be A-OK with the Chi Comms once Fightin' Joe swims the Yangtze.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 19, 2021 12:49 PM (jtf24)

461 I think we should talk about getting Joe a ranch style airplane without staircases.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 19, 2021 12:49 PM (LNVrA)

462 Why White America Needs To Fall Down The Stairs And Die

By Kevin D Williamson ...
Posted by: Vanya at March 19, 2021 12:42 PM (gAFsE)
++++
Well, Vanya, you nailed it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 19, 2021 12:49 PM (Jsjd7)

463 Oh and his repeated calling Harris as President?

Like a child repeats what they hear tho they don't know what it means, so do folks such as Joe who hear others talking about their future plans and incorporates those thoughts into his verbal stream.

If he knows by any afternoon what day of the month it is or the date I would be very surprised.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 19, 2021 12:49 PM (WJ8Bv)

464 Come on Man!
You know the guy talking to him on his earpiece was hacked. The Chinese did it.
Left foot up
Right foot up
Left foot up
static
Reff foot rup
Reff foot rup
Hahaha
We got you round eye!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 19, 2021 12:49 PM (axyOa)

465 >>Has the every flaccid David French told us how un Christian it is for us to be laughing our asses off?


Nope, looks like he's pivoted from lwhite knighting Lefty journalist Alexi McCammond to Zack Snyder fangirling.

*shakes hed in disgust*

Posted by: Lizzy at March 19, 2021 12:50 PM (bDqIh)

466 "Come on. Play Guess the Narrative.



What will be the official line on The Falls?

Posted by: ... at March"

Biden falls, Republicans pounce

Posted by: Ripley at March 19, 2021 12:50 PM (MxEKc)

467 Wait let me look...
Nope. Not a whit on sympathy here from me.

Posted by: keena at March 19, 2021 12:50 PM (RiTnx)

468 I aint fallin for the old bananna peel on the stairs trick - Corn Pop

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 19, 2021 12:50 PM (M+Lyo)

469 Federal - 40 SW 165 gr FMJ RS - 1000 rounds - New; $695 (69.5 cpr); https://bit.ly/3c6GSNj

Posted by: bonhomme at March 19, 2021 12:50 PM (YYlyE)

470 If you're on MeWe I found a picture of a car console with like 11 pistols and a bright pink dildo in it, posted it as an "ette's car".

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2021 12:50 PM (KZzsI)

471 Odds that Kamala greased the stairs? Speculation on what substance she used?
Posted by: ShainS at March 19, 2021 12:48 PM (WqPYg)

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Vagisil. Sometimes if people are looking I'll rub a little jalapeno in my nose and get it running.

Posted by: Kamala at March 19, 2021 12:50 PM (kTF2Z)

472 Under The Dying Brain Fraud our country has become a punchline.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2021 12:50 PM (VpIIl)

473 Back when he made those comments, he probably still was functioning.

Ones health can degrade rather quickly. It's scary when it starts happening to you.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 19, 2021 12:50 PM (WJ8Bv)

474 337 Forget the Chinese, if Biden gets any weaker, Iceland will invade.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 19, 2021 12:37 PM (kTF2Z)

So long as I'm not assigned to Bjork's male harem, I'm in!

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at March 19, 2021 12:50 PM (xxG/v)

475
In a right wing book, some rogue US general would be secretly handing over a score of nukes to the Taiwanese. China invades and Beijing is turned to glass.
Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud




If Taiwan and Japan aren't within 24 hours and a few wrench turns of having nukes, I'll eat my hat.

They'd be fucking stupid not to, at this point.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 19, 2021 12:50 PM (n+4am)

476 Biden looks like Chevy Chase on meth

Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2021 12:50 PM (VpIIl)

477 What will be the official line on The Falls?
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2021 12:48 PM (YMZL4)

"It is commonly known that President Biden has been afflicted with a trick knee, stemming from an injury he suffered while playing as starting left offensive linebacker at the University of Delaware."

Posted by: Vanya at March 19, 2021 12:51 PM (gAFsE)

478
Fox web site says
"Biden one of many top American leaders to fall while boarding presidential jets"
just under headline.

Posted by: f'd at March 19, 2021 12:51 PM (+y8uL)

479 Squatting really is better for you than sitting the way we do in the West. I've thought about purchasing one of those squatting stools, myself.
==
Yeah its all fun and games, Darrell, until you have explosive diarrhea. Try getting that off your cankles.

Posted by: Hillary! at March 19, 2021 12:51 PM (PqA8W)

480 Posted by: Ripley at March 19, 2021 12:47 PM (MxEKc)

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Damn, getting beaten by nanoseconds on all my jokes in this thread.

Posted by: ShainS at March 19, 2021 12:51 PM (WqPYg)

481 395 Somebody must have left something slippery on those steps.
Posted by: f'd at March 19, 2021 12:42 PM (+y8uL)


The slippery thing WAS Biden.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2021 12:51 PM (YqDXo)

482 I suppose Julie Kelly thinks she has to play nice and say she hopes Stinkfinger is OK.

I don't. Fuck that treasonous, senile, pedophilic POS. I hope he smacked his damned head right into the stairs and what little remains of his brain is bleeding out right now. I want him to die and I want him to be screaming in agony as he does.

This country appears to get off on being mocked and humiliated, so let's go for it. America needs Deep Throat as president!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 19, 2021 12:51 PM (2JVJo)

483 Apparently rotted-brained Democrats like Biden and Hillary have a thing for falling up the stairs.

Posted by: Insomniac- Zhou Bai-Den is not my Chairman at March 19, 2021 12:51 PM (II3Gr)

484 Like it happens all the fucking time.

Posted by: f'd at March 19, 2021 12:51 PM (+y8uL)

485 419 It's already hitting the foreign newspaper's and websites. A guy just called me from Asia and said WTF. The buzzards are circling.
---------
Yeah, that's the truth. It finally made it through the Lamestream Media defenses to the rest of the world. We're being ruled over by a cabal that put a senile old puppet and a political whore in the Oval Office. The leadership of the free world is in the hands of the controllers of the puppet ticket that was rammed down our throats last November.

Now, granted, I'm sure the UK, France, Israel, USSR and of course the PRC knew before January 20, but the rest of the world knows it now. Add this to the Alaska fiasco and the bad guys of the world know they have full run. Team America is not coming to save the M-F world now.

Posted by: exdem13 at March 19, 2021 12:51 PM (W+kMI)

486 I work in a hospital that has a wing full of elderly patients many of whom have dementia. Once the decline hits hard, it goes fast. I feel for them but not Biden. He is reaping everything that he has sowed.
Posted by: Cheri at March 19, 2021 12:44 PM (oiNtH)


This.
I also think they're giving him mild sedatives, because this past behavior is only going to be amplified with dementia. He'd have no qualms about taking a swing at somebody, or going off on a Tourette's level tirade for no particular reason. They're fighting against the clock. There seems to be 2 Joe Bidens right now. The squinty, black eyed slurring, shuffling old man on an egg timer, or the wide-eyed black pupil jabberjaw that's good for the length of one side of an LP.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 19, 2021 12:51 PM (46GDR)

487 If Taiwan and Japan aren't within 24 hours and a few wrench turns of having nukes, I'll eat my hat.

They'd be fucking stupid not to, at this point.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 19, 2021 12:50 PM (n+4am)

Yeah. Like that Casino Royale song said, "Arm yourself because no one else here will save you."

Posted by: Vanya at March 19, 2021 12:52 PM (gAFsE)

488 I can honestly see the WH doing a video with Chumbawamba playing in the background. "I get knocked down but I get up again."

Posted by: ... at March 19, 2021 12:52 PM (YMZL4)

489 this guy is done. Memorial Day at the outside. maybe by Easter.

Posted by: x4 at March 19, 2021 12:52 PM (oA+QO)

490 >>Somebody must have left something slippery on those steps.


Dr.Jill saves all her butter and margarine wrappers.

Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2021 12:52 PM (m42qQ)

491
One of the old '70s SNL skits with Chevy Chase as Ford had the Secret Service being instructed to do whatever Ford did so as to make it look normal.

Ford trips, they trip. Ford then starts a 3-stooges like fusillade of pratfalls, culminating in ripping his just about all his clothes off, and the Secret Service guys do the exact same thing. They're all standing around in ripped rags.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 19, 2021 12:52 PM (Mzdiz)

492 Remember when he fractured his foot while playing with the dog?
This one is gonna hurt.

Posted by: wth at March 19, 2021 12:52 PM (v0R5T)

493
A metaphor for his administration.

Posted by: YIKES! at March 19, 2021 12:52 PM (t6XCL)

494 The media needs to immediately go to the stock footage of Fake President First Alert riding his bike.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at March 19, 2021 12:52 PM (BRpqW)

495 Do we even know where Tucker Carlson was during this stair event??

Should we not be asking these important questions about his whereabouts on the day in question?

What does Tucker have to hide here?

Did Tucker hide near the stairs to watch his handiwork?

I'll be getting to the bottom of this over the next few days.

Posted by: CNN's Brian Stelter at March 19, 2021 12:52 PM (LNVrA)

496 This will play on loop in China and Russia

Yep. Weakness invites aggression.

Posted by: Eisenhorn at March 19, 2021 12:52 PM (YEdnK)

497 Fox web site says
"Biden one of many top American leaders to fall while boarding presidential jets"
just under headline.
Posted by: f'd at March 19, 2021 12:51 PM (+y8uL)


3 fucking times ?

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 19, 2021 12:53 PM (M+Lyo)

498 The Sad State of Conservative Christian Mercy (or lack thereof)
By David French

Today we had a president stumble walking up the steep, treacherous steps to Air Force One. He recovered quickly, snapped a smart salute, and resolutely went on, no doubt thinking of his Priest's homily last Sunday Night, to rule the free world with a velvet glove and years of wisdom.

Meanwhile, so-called Christian conservatives flocked to radical hard-right white supremacist sites to mock the president, showing bitter spite and cruelty. And they aren't recovering from this slouch into Sodom and Gomorrah-level sin....

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2021 12:53 PM (KZzsI)

499 Come on. Play Guess the Narrative.

What will be the official line on The Falls?
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2021 12:48 PM (YMZL4)


"Republicans pounce."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 19, 2021 12:53 PM (2JVJo)

500
Forget the Chinese, if Biden gets any weaker, Iceland will invade.
Posted by: Duke Lowell


Now do you see why PDJT thought we should purchase Greenland? It's a perfect forward base against scheming Icelandic treachery!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 19, 2021 12:53 PM (pNxlR)

501 Fox web site says
"Biden one of many top American leaders to fall while boarding presidential jets"
just under headline.
Posted by: f'd at March 19, 2021 12:51 PM (+y8uL)
--
OMG you're right -- it does.

The press in this country are total garbage.

Posted by: Revenant at March 19, 2021 12:53 PM (DS/kF)

502 I don't "hope he's OK." Fuck him.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 19, 2021 12:53 PM (sWM8x)

503 It really would have been better if he slid all the way down oh his ass

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 19, 2021 12:53 PM (M+Lyo)

504 I am a little confused how I should have sympathy for rotten people who call me a terrorist for my political views and every single day are trying to destroy our country. Blow me.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2021 12:53 PM (VpIIl)

505 Help! I've fallen up and I can't get down!

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 19, 2021 12:53 PM (kTF2Z)

506 I went frame-by-frame through the video of the incident. Look at frame 476. There is definitely a plastic spoon and some paste stuck to the sole of his left shoe.

Posted by: johnd01 at March 19, 2021 12:53 PM (ukNFU)

507 My bad. Make that Fake President Life Alert.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at March 19, 2021 12:53 PM (BRpqW)

508
Forget the Chinese, if Biden gets any weaker, Iceland will invade.
Posted by: Duke Lowell


They will attack through the center of the earth.

Posted by: Jules Verne at March 19, 2021 12:54 PM (63Dwl)

509 He should have rolled his trousers.

Posted by: J. Alfred Proofrock at March 19, 2021 12:54 PM (m42qQ)

510 466 "Come on. Play Guess the Narrative.
What will be the official line on The Falls?

Posted by: ... at March"

Biden falls, Republicans pounce
Posted by: Ripley at March 19, 2021 12:50 PM (MxEKc


Ageism would be my guess.

Posted by: CNN's Brian Stelter at March 19, 2021 12:54 PM (LNVrA)

511 Biden one of many top American leaders to fall while boarding presidential jets"
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Yes I was expecting this one. I almost posted it. "Top Leaders in History Who Also Fell"

Fox gets its orders directly from the DNC.

Posted by: ... at March 19, 2021 12:54 PM (YMZL4)

512 Tbh, I hope the guy doesn't die in office. Kamala is a sock-puppet for Obama & Co. Biden is a sock-puppet for, well, who knows but his ventriloquist seems a degree less objectionable than hers.

Posted by: MaxMBJ at March 19, 2021 12:54 PM (Q3oNv)

513 Akshually that is how presidents are supposed to go up stairs. That is how they show they are human like the rest of us.

He was trying to knock dog poo off of his shoes because he loves his dogs and played with them before he left. Why do you hate bidens dogs and wish them dead?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 19, 2021 12:54 PM (Ezbfl)

514 Someone get that poor man an escalator.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 19, 2021 12:54 PM (fLVm1)

515 "Okay Joe, a little further, remember to breath, In-Out, Walk - Left, right, In-Ou..." OMG! What's he doing!!?!

- Puddinhead O'Biden's SS detail earpiece feed.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at March 19, 2021 12:54 PM (HaL55)

516 Biden fell three times... just like Our Lord carrying the cross.

Get ready to hear that he's the greatest Catholic of all time.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2021 12:54 PM (7biS/)

517 Olympus has fallen and he can't get up!
I dislike the "threadwinner" thing, but I may have to make an exception.


Posted by: pep at March 19, 2021 12:15 PM (v16oJ)


Hell...I need to get the coffee off my keyboard.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 19, 2021 12:55 PM (axyOa)

518 George Washington stumbled getting in the boat to cross the Delaware river.

Posted by: Faux News at March 19, 2021 12:55 PM (+y8uL)

519 What is with the gay little jog once he gets to the top? Yeah, you're really spry, you didn't almost face-plant three times in five seconds just now.

Posted by: spindrift at March 19, 2021 12:55 PM (h5TKJ)

520 We need one of those chairs that glides up the rail sideways for him. Old TV commercial, but I forget what they were called.

-
Fork Lift One

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 19, 2021 12:55 PM (VVEnO)

521 The best part is, a "normal" human being after the first stumble would grab the handrail and carefully ascend the steps one at a time.

No, Joe had to keep trying to run up the steps. This is a basic lack of reasoning skills. I'd also bet he denied having any problems once he was on-board.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 19, 2021 12:55 PM (46GDR)

522 Every guy who is ever worn dress shoes in anything other than perfectly dry weather can relate to trumps shuffle / stumble down a wet ramp. Which is why I hate traditional dress shoes. They are dangerous and stupid.

I have also fallen running up stairs. Never three times in a row though. In front of news cameras and a bunch of people. But hey.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 19, 2021 12:55 PM (UPoLF)

523 458 Come on. Play Guess the Narrative.

What will be the official line on The Falls?
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2021 12:48 PM (YMZL4)
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"Trump poisoned his morning covfefe ("Joe's Joe") with 10 times the lethal limit -- but Joe was minimally incapacitated! IMPEACH TRUMP!"

Posted by: ShainS at March 19, 2021 12:55 PM (WqPYg)

524 look closely at the stairs. I think I see a made in Russia tag. The stairs are a Russian plant !!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111

Posted by: Busted Can Of Biscuits at March 19, 2021 12:55 PM (2cfUo)

525 Vagisil. Sometimes if people are looking I'll rub a little jalapeno in my nose and get it running.
Posted by: Kamala


"you put SNOT... on the ball??"
--Ricky Vaughn, California Penal league

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2021 12:55 PM (KZzsI)

526 Biden's always been a garbage brain. I allow the 'dying' part is new, however.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 19, 2021 12:55 PM (O+I8R)

527 "It is commonly known that President Biden has been afflicted with a trick knee, stemming from an injury he suffered while playing as starting left offensive linebacker at the University of Delaware."

Posted by: Vanya at March 19, 2021 12:51 PM


Yeah, but did he ever score 4 touchdowns in one game?

Posted by: Al Bundy at March 19, 2021 12:55 PM (N/gDA)

528 I'd love to hear Ozzy Man review this.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 19, 2021 12:55 PM (16vTQ)

529 Maybe next time The Dying Brain can take Dorsey and Zuckerberg with him up the steps and all three of them can fall on top of each other.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2021 12:55 PM (VpIIl)

530 504 I am a little confused how I should have sympathy for rotten people who call me a terrorist for my political views and every single day are trying to destroy our country. Blow me.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2021 12:53 PM (VpIIl)

==========

To be fair, I only called you a terrorist that one time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 19, 2021 12:55 PM (LvTSG)

531 A metaphor for his administration.
Posted by: YIKES! at March 19, 2021 12:52 PM (t6XCL)



The Usurper doesn't have an administration. He has an occupation force.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 19, 2021 12:55 PM (fLVm1)

532 Fox News said they will be the "Loyal Opposition" to the Biden presidency.

A more accurate term would be the "Washington Generals."

Posted by: MaxMBJ at March 19, 2021 12:55 PM (Q3oNv)

533 Biden fell three times... just like Our Lord carrying the cross.

Get ready to hear that he's the greatest Catholic of all time.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2021 12:54 PM (7biS/)

That's a good one.

Posted by: ... at March 19, 2021 12:56 PM (YMZL4)

534 Maybe we should have a Japanese obstacle course type test for all Presidential candidates.


If you can't clear the octopus challenge, you're not fit to lead!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 19, 2021 12:56 PM (LNVrA)

535 I used to work in a building with marble floors. Everyone had to shuffle from carpet to carpet to not eat shit in the winter or any time it rained. I dont know who thought marble floors was a good idea.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 19, 2021 12:56 PM (UPoLF)

536 >>> If Taiwan and Japan aren't within 24 hours and a few wrench turns of having nukes, I'll eat my hat.

They'd be fucking stupid not to, at this point.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 19, 2021 12:50 PM (n+4am)


In Dan Simmons' Flashback it's christian Japanese that save the USA and help to found the free state of Texas. Interesting novel.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 19, 2021 12:56 PM (FJ81s)

537 omg Libtard twitterage in defense of Bidet is just precious -

"REMEMBER THE RAMP??!@!??"

Posted by: kallisto at March 19, 2021 12:56 PM (DJFLF)

538 Get ready to hear that he's the greatest Catholic of all time.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2021 12:54 PM (7biS/)

SOON.

Posted by: God at March 19, 2021 12:56 PM (gAFsE)

539 EOTech 512-0 Holographic Weapon Sight; $475; https://bit.ly/3c3MCqI

You also get $75 in bonus bucks to spend at their site

Posted by: bonhomme at March 19, 2021 12:56 PM (YYlyE)

540 >>>516 Biden fell three times... just like Our Lord carrying the cross.


The press denied it three times too, just like Peter.

Posted by: Roy at March 19, 2021 12:56 PM (Ti+Tv)

541 Will the press wake up and figure that they have hit rock bottom or will they go on another spin bender?

Posted by: pawn at March 19, 2021 12:56 PM (e/E1t)

542 This is actually the lead story on that rag Daily Mail. So much for hiding it.
Also on the front page of the Daily Mail is an interview with that fucker Bush saying how the Jan 6 "riots" made him sick to his stomach. I cannot believe all the times I defended him while he was POTUS.


GFY, Bush. Get stuffed.

Posted by: charlotte the sailor at March 19, 2021 12:56 PM (jMEOg)

543 I hope Biden is prez for all four years no matter how bad it gets. Let the communists stew in their own pudding.

Posted by: Justsayin' at March 19, 2021 12:56 PM (Fs5vw)

544 They're gonna use this to cancel the press conference.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 19, 2021 12:56 PM (kTF2Z)

545 Good to know I'm not missing anything at Fox.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2021 12:56 PM (VpIIl)

546 540 >>>516 Biden fell three times... just like Our Lord carrying the cross.


The press denied it three times too, just like Peter.
Posted by: Roy at March 19, 2021 12:56 PM (Ti+Tv)

=======

So, we should build a church on top of the press?

Like, literally?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 19, 2021 12:57 PM (LvTSG)

547 We need one of those chairs that glides up the rail sideways for him. Old TV commercial, but I forget what they were called.

-
Fork Lift One
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 19, 2021 12:55 PM (VVEnO)


Acorn Stair Lift is one of the popular brands. I forgot what I got my mother, it was a bit nicer/pricier. Once I moved her out I sold it at a considerable loss, but at least I sold it and recouped some of the cost.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 19, 2021 12:57 PM (46GDR)

548 >>> I'd love to hear Ozzy Man review this.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 19, 2021 12:55 PM (16vTQ)


I think ozzy man is a leftist tool who's occasionally funny.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 19, 2021 12:57 PM (FJ81s)

549 Fox web site says
"Biden one of many top American leaders to fall while boarding presidential jets"
just under headline.
Posted by: f'd at March 19, 2021 12:51 PM (+y8uL)
........

I bet Dana Perino wrote that.

Posted by: wth at March 19, 2021 12:57 PM (v0R5T)

550 A friend of mine owns a company that installs those chair lifts.
They call them Granny Killas in the industry.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 19, 2021 12:57 PM (axyOa)

551 I dont know who thought marble floors was a good idea.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 19, 2021 12:56 PM (UPoLF)

A designer who was looking for something else to charge cost + 20% for?

Posted by: God at March 19, 2021 12:57 PM (gAFsE)

552 Down the Up Staircase

Posted by: Jules Verne at March 19, 2021 12:57 PM (63Dwl)

553 Help! I've fallen up and I can't get down!
Posted by: Joe Biden

GET DOWN!! GET BACK UP AGAIN!!

Posted by: Zombie Robin Williams at March 19, 2021 12:57 PM (Rvt88)

554 Fork Lift One

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 19, 2021 12:55 PM (VVEnO)

---

Is Sigourney Weaver available to operate it?

Posted by: ShainS at March 19, 2021 12:57 PM (WqPYg)

555 So, when does SNL do the funny skit about the old fart falling on the stairs, like they used to do for Ford?

Posted by: exdem13 at March 19, 2021 12:57 PM (W+kMI)

556 "The press denied it three times too, just like Peter."

Tee hee.

Posted by: MaxMBJ at March 19, 2021 12:57 PM (Q3oNv)

557 Biden was lucky he was going up. I'll git him on the way down one day.

Posted by: The Stairs at March 19, 2021 12:57 PM (9dzlp)

558 Good to know I'm not missing anything at Fox.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2021 12:56 PM (VpIIl)


Fox is the GOPe of cable news.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 19, 2021 12:58 PM (fLVm1)

559 If Fake President Life Alert fell off the side would his skull split open like a ripe watermelon or an overcooked tomato? Would anyone be able to detect a cognitive alteration afterwards?

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at March 19, 2021 12:58 PM (BRpqW)

560 I am a little confused how I should have sympathy for rotten people who call me a terrorist for my political views and every single day are trying to destroy our country. Blow me.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2021 12:53 PM (VpIIl)

==========

To be fair, I only called you a terrorist that one time.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 19, 2021 12:55 PM (LvTSG)

You need to avoid day drinking.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 19, 2021 12:58 PM (ifmtJ)

561
Pfft! Amateur!

-- those guys who were defenestrated in Prague

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 19, 2021 12:58 PM (pNxlR)

562 Fox web site says
"Biden one of many top American leaders to fall while boarding presidential jets"
just under headline.
Posted by: f'd at March 19, 2021 12:51 PM (+y8uL)
--
OMG you're right -- it does.

The press in this country are total garbage.
Posted by: Revenant at March 19, 2021 12:53 PM (DS/kF)

State media.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at March 19, 2021 12:58 PM (4Yddh)

563 What this country needs, and needs it now, is a Blue Ribbon commission to study the construction of those steps going to AF1. We need to study, from the top down, how many designers, engineers, and mechanics were within 600 miles from the Capitol on 1/6. If any were within that distance, they should be rounded up under the new Nacht und Nebel plan.

Posted by: Sheldon Whitehouse at March 19, 2021 12:58 PM (I58tH)

564 Off God sock

Posted by: Vanya at March 19, 2021 12:58 PM (gAFsE)

565 They're gonna use this to cancel the press conference.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 19, 2021 12:56 PM (kTF2Z)


Bingo!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 19, 2021 12:58 PM (axyOa)

566 We need common sense aircraft ramp controls!!

Posted by: Tonypete at March 19, 2021 12:58 PM (Rvt88)

567 >>Biden was lucky he was going up. I'll git him on the way down one day.


You need to get yourself a Gadsen Rug.

Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2021 12:58 PM (m42qQ)

568 I get knocked down. But I get up again. No you're never gonna keep me down...

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 19, 2021 12:58 PM (LNVrA)

569 560 To be fair, I only called you a terrorist that one time.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 19, 2021 12:55 PM (LvTSG)

You need to avoid day drinking.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 19, 2021 12:58 PM (ifmtJ)

=========

It was Flag Day!

Can you really blame me?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 19, 2021 12:59 PM (LvTSG)

570 Fork Lift One

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 19, 2021 12:55 PM (VVEnO)

---

Is Sigourney Weaver available to operate it?
Posted by: ShainS at March 19, 2021 12:57 PM (WqPYg)

Now I'm picturing Jill Biden attacking that movable stairway. "Get away from him, you bitch!"

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 19, 2021 12:59 PM (ifmtJ)

571 I guess Fox's next move will be to say that thousands of people fall every day, Joe is just a regular guy.

Posted by: bluebell at March 19, 2021 12:59 PM (/669Q)

572 What will be the official line on The Falls?
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2021 12:48 PM (YMZL4)

"Joe was just testing the padding on the stair carpet and found that it was a bit sharpish".

"We'll be using the escalator version of the boarding steps."

(i've never understood why they make the POTUS walk up those stairs. Have they never heard of a boarding ramp?

Posted by: jakee308 at March 19, 2021 12:59 PM (WJ8Bv)

573 "I got a garbage brain
That's driving me insane
And I don't like the ride
So push that pest aside"

https://tinyurl.com/4b4jjwep

Posted by: Lux Interior Biden at March 19, 2021 12:59 PM (vkS2Z)

574 570 Is Sigourney Weaver available to operate it?
Posted by: ShainS at March 19, 2021 12:57 PM (WqPYg)

Now I'm picturing Jill Biden attacking that movable stairway. "Get away from him, you bitch!"
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 19, 2021 12:59 PM (ifmtJ)

==========

"I'm a doctor!"

*alien queen bites off her head*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 19, 2021 12:59 PM (LvTSG)

575 Somebody needs to set that video with the rocky theme then make the record scratch sound everytime he falls down

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 19, 2021 12:59 PM (M+Lyo)

576 Hey, Masturbatin' Pete, you act so masturbatingly but how is it you have so much time to type? Huh? Oh, I know, you'll say you do it with one hand.

WELL I DON'T BELIEVE IT!

Posted by: MaxMBJ at March 19, 2021 12:59 PM (Q3oNv)

577 I used to work in a building with marble floors. Everyone had to shuffle from carpet to carpet to not eat shit in the winter or any time it rained. I dont know who thought marble floors was a good idea.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 19, 2021 12:56 PM (UPoLF)


I'm always blown away when I see marble in foyers/entryways. Even in CA, it's stupid AF. Natures own teflon, sure, let's polish the shit out of that crap!

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 19, 2021 01:00 PM (46GDR)

578 You can't say he fell down the stairs. He fell up them. - CNN

Posted by: Roy at March 19, 2021 01:00 PM (Ti+Tv)

579 We call it "unsteady gait"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 19, 2021 01:00 PM (EZebt)

580 I gave up drinking for Lent. I've been like this since 4am.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2021 01:00 PM (VpIIl)

581 A Legend Of The Fall. Emergency funding for AF1 escalator needed. Elevator and Presidential Hoveround to follow.

Posted by: Joe Mama at March 19, 2021 01:00 PM (GYqYy)

582 Joe Biden: The Fall Guy

In so many ways more than this one.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 19, 2021 01:00 PM (Rvt88)

583 No unaccompanied children were ripped from their mother's arms in making that video.

Posted by: Zek at March 19, 2021 01:00 PM (r4fw8)

584 I hope somebody asks Psaki if he's OK so she can display her purest bitch.

Posted by: wth at March 19, 2021 01:01 PM (v0R5T)

585 My guess is KamalToe was there a few minutes before and left a snail trail. It happens.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at March 19, 2021 01:01 PM (BRpqW)

586 A reboot of The Fall Guy

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 19, 2021 01:01 PM (63Dwl)

587 You need to avoid day drinking.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 19, 2021 12:58 PM (ifmtJ)

=========

It was Flag Day!

Can you really blame me?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 19, 2021 12:59 PM (LvTSG)

Booze is for avoiding your problems, and adding to them.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 19, 2021 01:01 PM (ifmtJ)

588 Molon Labe

- The Stairs

Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2021 01:01 PM (VpIIl)

589 Sad really... Funny in the abstract, but sad nonetheless. It is elder abuse on a commercial scale. Joe Biden might be a vicious retard, but no one deserves to be put on display like this. I LOATHE the people that foisted this demented idiot on us.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at March 19, 2021 01:01 PM (flINI)

590 In fairness he was also chewing gum.

Posted by: Zek at March 19, 2021 01:01 PM (r4fw8)

591 He's cool though. Jill got him a Life-Alert bracelet for when he can't get back up.

Posted by: Roy at March 19, 2021 01:01 PM (Ti+Tv)

592 Shit, I was thinking it would be funny if the Marine walked up and kicked him in the ass while he was down.

I was thinking it would be funny if a Marine kicked him out of the hatch. "God as my witness, I thought he could fly..."

Posted by: t-bird at March 19, 2021 01:01 PM (vOGqy)

593 Really would have loved to see a full blown faceplant and the subsequent yard sale of dental veneer.

Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2021 01:01 PM (m42qQ)

594 They should set it up like I have the house set up for my old dog. I have runners and carpet all through the house to the front and back doors. She can't handle hardwood floors any more.

The other suggestion for Biden is to buy Doc Martens. Works for me.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at March 19, 2021 01:01 PM (5HBd1)

595 I won't be your fall guy!

Well...

Posted by: The Dying Brain at March 19, 2021 01:02 PM (VpIIl)

596 Tripping ip the stairs is exactly what the CGI programmers would do to convince us that Joe Biden is real.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 19, 2021 01:02 PM (Ezbfl)

597 Jill got him a Life-Alert bracelet for when he can't get back up.
Posted by: Roy at March 19, 2021 01:01 PM (Ti+Tv)

It says "Blame Trump"

Posted by: Vanya at March 19, 2021 01:02 PM (gAFsE)

598 590 In fairness he was also chewing gum.

lol

Posted by: MaxMBJ at March 19, 2021 01:02 PM (Q3oNv)

599 Thank God the mean tweets have stopped, huh?

Posted by: t-bird at March 19, 2021 01:02 PM (1vynn)

600 Again, I have $5 says the dotard doesn't make it to Christmas.
Posted by: exdem13 at March 19, 2021 12:46 PM

My money's still on June 2, since it's my birthday.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at March 19, 2021 01:02 PM (OssQ4)

601 I LOATHE the people that foisted this demented idiot on us.

Yeah he's a terrible old pervert and bully but he's paying the price now and has a... troubled future ahead of him. But the people who are behind all this are even worse.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2021 01:02 PM (KZzsI)

602 Gee, I hope the stairs are OK.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2021 01:02 PM (VpIIl)

603 A reboot of The Fall Guy
Posted by: Bertram Cabot

582 - example #23,582 of the Hordemind at work, once again.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 19, 2021 01:02 PM (Rvt88)

604 575 Somebody needs to set that video with the rocky theme then make the record scratch sound everytime he falls down
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 19, 2021 12:59 PM (M+Lyo)

OK

That was legitimately funny. I saw and heard that in my minds and I laughed outloud...

Posted by: browndog at March 19, 2021 01:02 PM (BgMrQ)

605 >>> My guess is KamalToe was there a few minutes before and left a snail trail. It happens.
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at March 19, 2021 01:01 PM (BRpqW)


I knew a guy that called what strippers left deposited on his leg "snail tracks".

Posted by: banana Dream at March 19, 2021 01:02 PM (FJ81s)

606 >> In fairness he was also chewing gum.


Mmmm. That's good snark.

Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2021 01:02 PM (m42qQ)

607 In Dan Simmons' Flashback it's christian Japanese that save the USA and help to found the free state of Texas. Interesting novel.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 19, 2021 12:56 PM (FJ81s)


I like Simmons but never could bring myself to read that one. It was billed as a "dystopian novel by Simmons". His non-dystopian novels are enough to keep me awake nights with worry, did not want to see what would happen when he was trying.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at March 19, 2021 01:02 PM (kUmUV)

608 576 Hey, Masturbatin' Pete, you act so masturbatingly but how is it you have so much time to type? Huh? Oh, I know, you'll say you do it with one hand.

WELL I DON'T BELIEVE IT!
Posted by: MaxMBJ at March 19, 2021 12:59 PM (Q3oNv)

Excessive self-decadence and excessive need to comment on internet websites is just part of the reason speech to text software exists,

Posted by: Thrawn at March 19, 2021 01:02 PM (ZAkyl)

609 I LOATHE the people that foisted this demented idiot on us.
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at March 19, 2021 01:01 PM (flINI)
--
I'm his doctor and I say he's OK.

Posted by: DOCTOR Jill Biden at March 19, 2021 01:02 PM (DS/kF)

610 590 In fairness he was also chewing gum.
Posted by: Zek at March 19, 2021 01:01 PM (r4fw8



*golfclap*

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 19, 2021 01:03 PM (LNVrA)

611 Once out of sight he's in a wheelchair.

Posted by: davidt at March 19, 2021 01:03 PM (5ZHS+)

612 I get knocked down!

But I get up again!
You're never gonna keep me down!

Posted by: Chumba Wumba at March 19, 2021 01:03 PM (ukNFU)

613 Biden fell on the stairs bc if a stutter step.

Posted by: Psaki at March 19, 2021 01:03 PM (QIABA)

614 Plesident Ding Bang Ow.

Posted by: Toad-O at March 19, 2021 01:03 PM (cct0t)

615 Back to the basement.

Posted by: klaftern at March 19, 2021 01:03 PM (RuIsu)

616 HAHAHAH
(snort)
HAHAHAHA

Good. I hate that the world is seeing this, but I appreciate his family letting us witness the decline of this horrible, horrible man.

Posted by: Lysenko - donate your guns to a no questions, records, or receipts gun buy back at March 19, 2021 01:03 PM (mlBAr)

617 If Fake President Life Alert fell off the side would his skull split open like a ripe watermelon or an overcooked tomato?
.........

Not if he landed on the steel plate in his head.

Posted by: wth at March 19, 2021 01:03 PM (v0R5T)

618 You know who else fell 3 times ?

Posted by: Don Lemon at March 19, 2021 01:03 PM (BqBIh)

619 Him and Hunter must have partied with the grandkids to late last night.

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 19, 2021 01:03 PM (M+Lyo)

620 Jill got him a Life-Alert bracelet for when he can't get back up.
Posted by: Roy


They need to geo chip him for when he wanders off.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2021 01:03 PM (OCTRt)

621 I'm always blown away when I see marble in foyers/entryways. Even in CA, it's stupid AF. Natures own teflon, sure, let's polish the shit out of that crap!
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 19, 2021 01:00 PM (46GDR)

Yeah and this was an old somewhat famous building in NYC. So it wasnt just all of us who work there slipping and sliding around the lobby there were tourists and security people and whatnot. And no it is not the original lobby someone made the decision in recent years to put marble in.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 19, 2021 01:03 PM (UPoLF)

622 Oh, and this is time for common-sense stair control.

Posted by: Thrawn at March 19, 2021 01:03 PM (ZAkyl)

623 All the vigor of a brittle stick

Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2021 01:03 PM (VpIIl)

624 BONK! CLANG! SLAM! ZIPPITY-ZIPPITY-ZIPPITY-FWEEEEEEEEE!!!

Posted by: Batmantopoeia at March 19, 2021 01:04 PM (XIrWl)

625 620 Jill got him a Life-Alert bracelet for when he can't get back up.
Posted by: Roy


They need to geo chip him for when he wanders off.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2021 01:03 PM (OCTRt)

Silver Alert on cellphones > Presidential Alert on cellphones

Posted by: Roy at March 19, 2021 01:04 PM (Ti+Tv)

626 "You know who else fell 3 times ?"

Hitler?

Posted by: Toad-O at March 19, 2021 01:04 PM (cct0t)

627 Do you suppose when Biden is out of the public eye, he pushes a walker with tennis balls on the feet?

Posted by: Chumba Wumba at March 19, 2021 01:04 PM (ukNFU)

628 Not once did he let his mask fall.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at March 19, 2021 01:04 PM (I58tH)

629
We need to study, from the top down, how many designers, engineers, and mechanics were within 600 miles from the Capitol on 1/6. If any were within that distance, they should be rounded up under the new Nacht und Nebel plan.


Time to go full-blown Commie and label them "wreckers"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 19, 2021 01:04 PM (pNxlR)

630 612 I get knocked down!

But I get up again!
You're never gonna keep me down!
Posted by: Chumba Wumba at March 19, 2021 01:03 PM (ukNFU


Well done, Amy.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 19, 2021 01:05 PM (LNVrA)

631 Biden had to use stairs to get into AF 1 because Trump didn't have a plan for presidents to get into airplanes. Joe Biden has been working night and day to endure all presidents have access to high quality aircraft access.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 19, 2021 01:05 PM (Ezbfl)

632 Next, they'll be loading him with the fresh celery for the crudite.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2021 01:05 PM (VpIIl)

633 The PShop of Biden ambulating up the stairs reminds me of Malcolm McDowell in the unfortunately canceled "Truth Seekers".

Always cursing because the lift is moving at about a foot per minute...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at March 19, 2021 01:05 PM (ZSK0i)

634 We are the hollow men
We are the stuffed men
Leaning together
Headpiece filled with straw. Alas!
Our dried voices, when
We whisper together
Are quiet and meaningless
As wind in dry grass
Or rats' feet over broken glass
In our dry cellar

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 19, 2021 01:05 PM (M+Lyo)

635 Trump would walk up and down stairs a few times a day BEFORE banging a supermodel.

Posted by: Lysenko - donate your guns to a no questions, records, or receipts gun buy back at March 19, 2021 01:05 PM (mlBAr)

636 Btw, it also seems to me he's briskly walking up the stairs at first to compensate for something. Should have taken it slow and steady, Slo' Joe.

Posted by: Thrawn at March 19, 2021 01:05 PM (ZAkyl)

637 (salute the stairs)

Posted by: Joe Biden's Earpiece at March 19, 2021 01:05 PM (5ZHS+)

638 This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but a whimper.

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 19, 2021 01:05 PM (M+Lyo)

639 57 That damn dog again.
Posted by: Beatgirl at March 19, 2021 12:12 PM (a1s1

Yup.

Posted by: Eddie Murphy at March 19, 2021 01:05 PM (+G2jw)

640 577 I used to work in a building with marble floors. Everyone had to shuffle from carpet to carpet to not eat shit in the winter or any time it rained. I dont know who thought marble floors was a good idea.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 19, 2021 12:56 PM (UPoLF)

I'm always blown away when I see marble in foyers/entryways. Even in CA, it's stupid AF. Natures own teflon, sure, let's polish the shit out of that crap!
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 19, 2021 01:00 PM (46GDR)

********

*checks POTUS's itinerary to see if any buildings with marble floors can be visited on this trip.*

Posted by: Kamala, the ex-Prosecutor at March 19, 2021 01:05 PM (xxG/v)

641 589 Sad really... Funny in the abstract, but sad nonetheless. It is elder abuse on a commercial scale. Joe Biden might be a vicious retard, but no one deserves to be put on display like this. I LOATHE the people that foisted this demented idiot on us.
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at March 19, 2021 01:01 PM (flINI)


Fuck that. He and his whole family need to be humiliated over and over again. And I will revel in it every time.

Posted by: Justsayin' at March 19, 2021 01:05 PM (Fs5vw)

642 (salute the stairs)
Posted by: Joe Biden's Earpiece at March 19, 2021 01:05 PM (5ZHS+)



hahah

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 19, 2021 01:06 PM (M+Lyo)

643 DC Court finally dismissed Michael Mann lawsuit against NPR and Mark Steyn
8 years later

Posted by: McCool at March 19, 2021 01:06 PM (BqBIh)

644 Legend of the Fall

Biden Stumbles Show That It's Okay to Fall as Long as You Get Back Up

Posted by: Fox News at March 19, 2021 01:06 PM (YMZL4)

645 They're drawing up the plans to put Puddinhead inside one of those big Zorg balls and hoist him into AF1 through the cargo hold.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at March 19, 2021 01:06 PM (HaL55)

646
Joe Biden, President for Life (Alert)

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 19, 2021 01:06 PM (pNxlR)

647 >> BONK! CLANG! SLAM! ZIPPITY-

I would love to see the Don Martin sound effects for this.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 19, 2021 01:06 PM (Mzdiz)

648 486 I work in a hospital that has a wing full of elderly patients many of whom have dementia. Once the decline hits hard, it goes fast. I feel for them but not Biden. He is reaping everything that he has sowed.
Posted by: Cheri at March 19, 2021 12:44 PM (oiNtH)
This.
I also think they're giving him mild sedatives, because this past behavior is only going to be amplified with dementia. He'd have no qualms about taking a swing at somebody

That's true. They give old people in nursing home large doses of sedatives because otherwise they become combative. I wonder if some secret service agent is going to end up with a black eye. Be funny if he hit some lady reporter.

Posted by: Stonn at March 19, 2021 01:06 PM (4dO7K)

649 Lets face it...kinda hard to climb stairs after have Chinese boots up his ass all week.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 19, 2021 01:06 PM (axyOa)

650 I've fallen and I can't get up!!!

Posted by: buck fiden at March 19, 2021 01:06 PM (EJ2Rs)

651 Fall three times on the stairway if you love me....

Posted by: Roy at March 19, 2021 01:06 PM (Ti+Tv)

652 *checks POTUS's itinerary to see if any buildings with marble floors can be visited on this trip.*
Posted by: Kamala, the ex-Prosecutor at March 19, 2021 01:05 PM (xxG/v)


Trip?? I see what you did there.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at March 19, 2021 01:06 PM (kUmUV)

653 At least that meeting with the Chicoms in Alaska went well.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 19, 2021 01:06 PM (sWM8x)

654 Soon, bishes.

Posted by: Harris at March 19, 2021 01:07 PM (QIABA)

655 Memba that old Eddie Murphy stand up bit about his old gramma taking three minutes to fall down one flight of stairs cause she kept grabbing onto stuff but only prolonging the fall. Good times. Good times.

Posted by: The Stairs at March 19, 2021 01:07 PM (9dzlp)

656 He'd have no qualms about taking a swing at somebody

***

Oh man, I can hardly wait for this simply to hear the press talk about how manly he is.

Posted by: Lysenko - donate your guns to a no questions, records, or receipts gun buy back at March 19, 2021 01:07 PM (mlBAr)

657 He fell three times? That's my bit.

Posted by: Jesus Christ at March 19, 2021 01:07 PM (VYjdj)

658 nood

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 19, 2021 01:07 PM (LvTSG)

659 I gotta say, watching Biden has encouraged me to do more walking and doing stuff so as to keep the senioritis from getting any worse.

I got kinda lazy for awhile and was just reading and sitting around and now I see the potential failure in that lack of activity I'm a bit more motivated.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 19, 2021 01:07 PM (WJ8Bv)

660 Biden's wobble but they don't fall down...
oh shit.
Never mind.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 19, 2021 01:07 PM (axyOa)

661 Fox web site says
"Biden one of many top American leaders to fall while boarding presidential jets"
just under headline.

--

Fox doesn't know it, but bringing attention to his doddering old man falls, by having to do a write-up on it accomplishes the opposite. It brings a big, ole spotlight on his poor health. Mental and physical.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 19, 2021 01:08 PM (O+I8R)

662 600 Again, I have $5 says the dotard doesn't make it to Christmas.
Posted by: exdem13 at March 19, 2021 12:46 PM

My money's still on June 2, since it's my birthday.
------
This is also a valid bet.

Posted by: exdem13 at March 19, 2021 01:08 PM (W+kMI)

663 Even if Mad Magazine was around any more I don't think we'd be seeing any brilliant black and white cartoons showing Biden as a child-sniffing demented ahole.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2021 01:08 PM (KZzsI)

664 Oh lawdy Jesus!

Posted by: Aunt Bunny at March 19, 2021 01:08 PM (OssQ4)

665 They put in marble floors because someone well connected can install that sort of flooring and it's the most expensive stuff they have. it's all about graft and paying off the well connected. A few payouts for injuries is nothing.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at March 19, 2021 01:08 PM (5HBd1)

666 ITS FUNNY CAUSE HE WAS LISTENING TO STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN ON HIS IPOD SHUFFLE.

Posted by: Ben Rothliebergergler at March 19, 2021 01:09 PM (9dzlp)

667 "Biden, a True Leader, demonstrates that it's ok for a man to totally fuck up the most trivial task and biff on a staircase."

Posted by: The MFM at March 19, 2021 01:09 PM (vOGqy)

668 Biden could speak gibberish and eat his own boogers at a press conference and 47% of Americans would be cool with his Not Being Trump.

Posted by: Zek at March 19, 2021 01:09 PM (r4fw8)

669 I can see them doing a Twitter trending thing called BidenFellwhere where every tweet starts with Biden Fell, but at least he (and then follow it up with an outrageous lie about something Trump did or didn't do)

Posted by: ... at March 19, 2021 01:09 PM (YMZL4)

670 >>> I like Simmons but never could bring myself to read that one. It was billed as a "dystopian novel by Simmons". His non-dystopian novels are enough to keep me awake nights with worry, did not want to see what would happen when he was trying.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at March 19, 2021 01:02 PM (kUmUV)


It actually ends on a pretty positive note. Don't want to spoil things but I wouldn't say it's depressive. It's kind of about dealing with and overcoming depression. The main plotline is a guy having a problem dealing with the past and a neuro-drug that allows people's minds to keep reliving the past. Yes, also about the fall of the USA. But it gets better.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 19, 2021 01:09 PM (FJ81s)

671 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE MOST OF US USE A SKYWAY TO BOARD A PLANE, ESPECIALLY FOLKS IN WHEELCHAIRS.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 19, 2021 01:09 PM (2BZBZ)

672 Ooff. I guess we'll be seeing even *less* of him now than we already are. Not good optics there Joe Joe.

Posted by: Citation X Driver at March 19, 2021 01:10 PM (+G2jw)

673 577 I used to work in a building with marble floors. Everyone had to shuffle from carpet to carpet to not eat shit in the winter or any time it rained. I dont know who thought marble floors was a good idea.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 19, 2021 12:56 PM (UPoLF)

I'm always blown away when I see marble in foyers/entryways. Even in CA, it's stupid AF. Natures own teflon, sure, let's polish the shit out of that crap!
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 19, 2021 01:00 PM (46GDR)

I worked at a Kentucky Fried Chicken when I was sixteen. I had to grease-skate across the polished brick kitchen floor every night. Then I had to walk the two miles home wearing that polyester, chicken-grease-reeking uniform. IN THE SNOW. (Well, okay, not in the snow, but still a walk of shame.) When I started my office job, I found it much easier to negotiate the marble floors in a pair of high heels than that KFC grease slick in ugly rubber-soled shoes.

Posted by: kathysaysso at March 19, 2021 01:11 PM (vkS2Z)

674 hopefully he dies soon

Posted by: Dr. DJ3Way at March 19, 2021 01:11 PM (bhPL1)

675 Also on the front page of the Daily Mail is an interview with that fucker Bush saying how the Jan 6 "riots" made him sick to his stomach. I cannot believe all the times I defended him while he was POTUS.

I had some Bush / Cheney shwag. Threw it all out. I only have the "W" hat because it's a nice orange color and is broken in. I generally wash the stink off my swapping it out for my Trump National Golf Club hat.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 19, 2021 01:12 PM (2JVJo)

676 When's the Ozzyman clip coming out?

Posted by: pawn at March 19, 2021 01:13 PM (e/E1t)

677 535 I used to work in a building with marble floors. Everyone had to shuffle from carpet to carpet to not eat shit in the winter or any time it rained. I dont know who thought marble floors was a good idea.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 19, 2021 12:56 PM (UPoLF)

I have black walking shoes. I wear them with my suit and tie when forced to wear that uniform. Got queried once about that by my VP (retired 3 star, Vietnam vet) told him I was service connected for nerve damage, and had a lack of sensory input from my feet. It was a safety issue. He said good on ya and i never heard another peep from anyone. Realized after the fact that he already knew the answer, but did that in front of the lawyer VP, and HR VP.

Posted by: BifBewalski - survival tips, part 2 at March 19, 2021 01:16 PM (VcFUs)

678 "The manufacturers of the stairs and the carpeting will be investigated by the FBI for connections to white supremacist groups."

Heh.

Posted by: RM at March 19, 2021 01:16 PM (U3LtS)

679 Nobody saw this coming from Rutabaga Joe. Soon he'll split his melon.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 19, 2021 01:17 PM (03n3v)

680 Because these days even the wildest, craziest "conspiracies" appear not just possible but likely, who's to say that Biden's precipitous decline from even October of last year is not intentional. They [whoever they are] could be poisoning the guy for all we know.

And we all know that Joe's dying last request is that Dr. Jill be vice president.

Posted by: Mr. Barky at March 19, 2021 01:20 PM (hKi6n)

681 [throws shoe] FWISSSSHHHH!!!

Posted by: Eddie's Mom at March 19, 2021 01:22 PM (XIrWl)

682 "Come on"

What grown man says this. Sometimes the fact that this superannuated assclown punk is President just seizes me in the throat and chokes off my breath for a moment. Really? This legendary fanfaron who's been uttering inanities for four decades? We can't be serious. No, in fact, we're not. We're not a serious place anymore, but we are certainly a dangerous one.

Posted by: Homo Viator at March 19, 2021 01:24 PM (H8QX8)

683 "I'm a doctor!"



*alien queen bites off her head*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 19, 2021 12:59 PM (LvTSG)

I may be synthetic, but I'm not stupid
Joe Biden

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 19, 2021 01:26 PM (k/TB6)

684 Kathysaysso: I remember those giant pressure cookers and trying to manhandle them while skating on that slick floor. Risky work for a 16 year old with the upper body strength of a young teen.

Moving on to cleaning mimeograph drums was a blessing.....

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 19, 2021 01:27 PM (jtf24)

685 Biden will beat the crap out of you mister ! Come man take him on you wimps !!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: James at March 19, 2021 01:47 PM (JLQTf)

686 What are the odds this will be a Saturday night live skit. Yeah, not putting any money on it either.

Posted by: Dwayne at March 19, 2021 02:08 PM (gtu/X)

687 I love it when America's enemies fall.

Posted by: Hawk_TX at March 19, 2021 02:24 PM (bkyPB)

688 Biden falls three times.

Washington Post headline tomorrow:

American President Wins Praise for Emulating the Example of Jesus Christ

Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at March 19, 2021 02:53 PM (ib5VK)

689 Somebody sync that up to Benny Hill music

Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at March 19, 2021 02:54 PM (ib5VK)

690 Again, I have $5 says the dotard doesn't make it to Christmas.
Posted by: exdem13 at March 19, 2021 12:46 PM

My money's still on June 2, since it's my birthday.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at March 19, 2021 01:02 PM (OssQ4)

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My oldest granddaughter was born on 6/2, at 6:02, and weighed 6 lbs. 2oz!

Posted by: Chillin the most at March 19, 2021 04:34 PM (lonOK)

691 Maybe his foot passed through the step like his hand passes through microphones.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 19, 2021 05:43 PM (Ndje9)

692 They'll be loading him from a catering truck like inflight meals from now on.

Posted by: TwoDogs at March 19, 2021 07:32 PM (QdBhW)

693 My experience with 78 year old aunts, Uncles, a mother and a mother-in-law tells me one fall may be OK, two are reasons to be concerned but one bad third fall is grounds for an emergency room visit.
Joe most likely broke or damaged a Knee cap last fall.

Posted by: obsidian at March 21, 2021 11:57 AM (7+yqP)

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