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Quick Hits: So Many Blessings of Liberty Edition

The leftwing Enemy of the State media is determined to rescue its "White people commit all the anti-Asian violence" narrative.

The Atlanta gunman was not motivated by race, but by sex.

But BlueAnon NPCs are saying that even if you're motivated by sex, that's still... full of "racist overtones."

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Not actual tones. But overtones.

Penumbras and emanations of racism. Dog-whistles and secret codes.

Unfunny diversity-hire non-comedian Trevor Noah can't stop fucking that chicken either.


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Bisexual psychopaths attack a woman's sexual preference to want to date straight men, not bisexual men. Or women claiming to be men.


I guess straight people are the only people who weren't Born That Way (TM).

Here's one of David French's Blessings of Liberty (TM), a drag queen doing a "story hour," which consists of... showing small children what the sexual dance "twerking" is.


Gee why does this keep happening? asked... no one at all.

A clickbait mill posted an article supposedly by a woman expressing regret that she was once proud of her "tight asian p***y." The article then appends multiple editorial apologies not for the disgusting vulgarity and obvious attention-whoring of the article, but for triggering transgenders: "Please note that not all women have vaginas."

Um, no.

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Posted by: Ace at 06:57 PM




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1 Meep meep Motherfuckinghamsterfuckers

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 19, 2021 06:58 PM (W2Pud)

2 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo ranch at March 19, 2021 06:59 PM (dbkIH)

3 "experts say"

Experts on what? Motives? Cause it seems like that's a matter that turns on evidence and requires no expertise.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 19, 2021 07:00 PM (H5knJ)

4 What kind of white racism is there with sex addiction? Is the problem that it's insufficient to make even a B-side rap song?

Posted by: Lysenko - click here for your covid vaccine documentation and directions at March 19, 2021 07:00 PM (TIEIK)

5 I could have been first but I got banned.

Posted by: f'd at March 19, 2021 07:01 PM (vompe)

6 Remember that porn star who was driven to kill herself because she said she wouldn't work with bisexual men?

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 19, 2021 07:01 PM (jOcSX)

7 The crazy is strong these days.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 19, 2021 07:02 PM (lgiXo)

8 Mostly Asian? What was the actual count?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 19, 2021 07:02 PM (2DOZq)

9 Nurse is on a roll! Beavers won!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 19, 2021 07:03 PM (axyOa)

10 @Breaking911 27m

NEW: A Cedars-Sinai study has found that injecting men with female sex hormones reduces the severity of coronavirus infections -Daily Mail

@Breaking911 14m

Conflict of interest: "Drs. Ghandehari and Pepkowitz report patent pending on method of use of progesterone for treatment of COVID-19"

Posted by: Tami at March 19, 2021 07:03 PM (cF8AT)

11 Nurse is on a roll! Beavers won!
Posted by: Diogenes at March 19, 2021 07:03 PM (axyOa)
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Are we not doing phrasing?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 19, 2021 07:03 PM (WGara)

12 th

Posted by: Joe Mama at March 19, 2021 07:03 PM (GYqYy)

13 The crazy is strong these days.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy


Years, dear boy ... years ...

Posted by: Robert H. at March 19, 2021 07:03 PM (LPnfS)

14 Remember that porn star who was driven to kill herself because she said she wouldn't work with bisexual men?

*

Iirc she was anti science because she stated that dudes who bang other dudes are disproportionately likely to spread the AIDS to women who sleep with them.

Posted by: Lysenko - click here for your covid vaccine documentation and directions at March 19, 2021 07:03 PM (TIEIK)

15 Meep meep Motherfuckinghamsterfuckers
Posted by: nurse ratched

I saw your nude.

Posted by: JT at March 19, 2021 07:04 PM (arJlL)

16 It's racism, 24x7x365. Gonna be a constant drumbeat from here on out.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 19, 2021 07:04 PM (W4eKo)

17 Behold the new priests, same as the old priests.*

*New Priests may prefer more sodomy and genital mutilation than old priests. Offer only available at participating locations.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 19, 2021 07:04 PM (v0zFg)

18 NEW: A Cedars-Sinai study has found that injecting men with female sex hormones reduces the severity of coronavirus infections -Daily Mail

Right. And maybe sucking dick reduces the severity of coronavirus infection. But I'll never know.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 19, 2021 07:05 PM (H5knJ)

19 Still only top 100

Posted by: Skip at March 19, 2021 07:05 PM (Cxk7w)

20 test

Posted by: Gref at March 19, 2021 07:05 PM (AMIL/)

21 Ohio State was defeated by oral? Seems like that oughtta be a technical, at least.

Posted by: Joe Biden, Certainly Not a Stooge at March 19, 2021 07:05 PM (sWM8x)

22 Mr. Le Pew stated it best.

"Behold! The power of the p*ssy!!"

Posted by: Tonypete at March 19, 2021 07:05 PM (Rvt88)

23 Anyone else playing Valheim? I'm pretty sure the game couldn't be more addictive if it came free with a bucket of KFC and a pack of smokes.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 19, 2021 07:06 PM (jOcSX)

24 So many people juggling away, to keep those narratives up. So much work, so fun to watch.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet sponsors White Man: Threat or Menace? This Year Only! at March 19, 2021 07:06 PM (s+u6b)

25 Nope; I don't want to see some tranny twerking and whoever arranged for this show in the public library with children needs to be fired.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 19, 2021 07:06 PM (VP4Cd)

26 experts say

Thats the cue that indicates everything that follows is bullshit. Seriuosly, why wouldn't you cite a known expert, by name, instead of some ambiguous and likely ficticious group who can't be verified or questioned? Because everything that follows is bullshit.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 19, 2021 07:06 PM (5XK0y)

27 Biden is turning into a low rent Leslie Nielsen

Posted by: vmom super straight stabby stabber stabalot at March 19, 2021 07:06 PM (nUhF0)

28 Sometimes I'm skeered of the content.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 19, 2021 07:06 PM (03n3v)

29 I saw your nude.
Posted by: JT

Saw her nude what?

Posted by: Tonypete at March 19, 2021 07:07 PM (Rvt88)

30 Cedars-Sinai study has found that injecting men with female sex hormones reduces the severity of coronavirus infections -Daily Mail

*

The coronavirus that does not harm 99.6% of people who catch it, many of whom have to be repeatedly tested in order to be informed that they have it?

Posted by: Lysenko - click here for your covid vaccine documentation and directions at March 19, 2021 07:07 PM (TIEIK)

31 So do the Beavers take on Oral next?

Posted by: Diogenes at March 19, 2021 07:07 PM (axyOa)

32 Nope; I don't want to see some tranny twerking and whoever arranged for this show in the public library with children needs to be fired.

From a canon. Into a minefield. On an island in shark-infested waters.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 19, 2021 07:07 PM (H5knJ)

33 Pfizer bragging to their investors about shot number three and the yearly booster shots they are going to roll out.

Posted by: Max Power at March 19, 2021 07:07 PM (075tX)

34 Nope; I don't want to see some tranny twerking and whoever arranged for this show in the public library with children needs to be fired beaten with a tire iron.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 19, 2021 07:06 PM (VP4Cd)
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Edited for adherence to the AoSHQ Style Guide.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 19, 2021 07:07 PM (WGara)

35 Okay six of the eight victims were Asian.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 19, 2021 07:08 PM (2DOZq)

36 It's racism, 24x7x365. Gonna be a constant drumbeat from here on out.
Posted by: Notorious BFD

Iceland has few racism issues.

Ditto for Greenland.

Posted by: Joe Mama at March 19, 2021 07:08 PM (GYqYy)

37 Weird, dysfunctional and disordered sex is all these folks talk about.

I remember when just old fashioned fucking and sucking was a thing.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 19, 2021 07:08 PM (R/m4+)

38 whoever arranged for this show in the public library with children needs to be fired

*

It's free speech and first amendment liberty, h8r.

And no you can't have an Eddie Eagle NRA safety class to teach kids not to touch guns and to immediately leave the area and tell an adult.

Posted by: Lysenko - click here for your covid vaccine documentation and directions at March 19, 2021 07:08 PM (TIEIK)

39 I love the Trump golf ball hitting the Stumblebum.

PS Trump gets pretty good acceleration on his driver.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 19, 2021 07:09 PM (F0YaR)

40 Pfizer bragging to their investors about shot number three and the yearly booster shots they are going to roll out.

Always follow the money.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 19, 2021 07:10 PM (W4eKo)

41 NEW: A Cedars-Sinai study has found that injecting men with female sex hormones reduces the severity of coronavirus infections -Daily Mail


I want to be in the other study. Men injecting women.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 19, 2021 07:10 PM (axyOa)

42 Libraries aren't good places for families anymore - haven't been for quite some time actually. Great place if you're a homeless bum and you want to jerk your gherkin to some Wet Ass Pussy online though.

Posted by: Eat The Eloi at March 19, 2021 07:10 PM (RGRIY)

43 Ted Bundy had a sex addition. By his own admission, deeply addicted to violent pron. He killed young white women, by some estimations in the 3-digits. Certainly dozens. I guess he was racially motivated too.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 19, 2021 07:10 PM (O+I8R)

44 "It's wonderful and beautiful when LBGT people have sexual preferences"

WTF?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2021 07:10 PM (YqDXo)

45 I always love seeing scratch (and a few pros) golfers with horrible mechanics.

Posted by: Lysenko - click here for your covid vaccine documentation and directions at March 19, 2021 07:11 PM (TIEIK)

46 25 Nope; I don't want to see some tranny twerking and whoever arranged for this show in the public library with children needs to be fired.
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I don't know if this is true, but the library here said they couldn't deny the trannies access without being sued.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 19, 2021 07:11 PM (sWM8x)

47 I saw your nude.
Posted by: JT at March 19, 2021 07:04 PM


While this has recently been allowed on the Saturday Morning Coffee Thread, it's not what The Book Thread Pants Monitor wants to hear.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 19, 2021 07:11 PM (DMUuz)

48
PS Trump gets pretty good acceleration on his driver.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 19, 2021 07:09 PM (F0YaR)

Watched him drive off #1at his club in Sterling. He crushed it.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 19, 2021 07:12 PM (axyOa)

49 I saw your nude.
Posted by: JT

Saw her nude what?
Posted by: Tonypete

A Gentleman never tells.

Posted by: JT at March 19, 2021 07:12 PM (arJlL)

50 NEW: A Cedars-Sinai study has found that injecting men with female sex hormones reduces the severity of coronavirus infections -Daily Mail

Now what in God's name was the working hypothesis here?

Or are they just going down a shelf and injecting everything they find there?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2021 07:12 PM (YqDXo)

51 OT - I got this "CA voter survey" link that was "personalized" just for me!

Well, whoever is in charge of setting up surveys must have mixed me up with a San Francisco resident, because the survey expects me to accept that global climate change is real and a serious issue.

To call this thing a push poll is to demean actual push polls.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 19, 2021 07:12 PM (2SdPm)

52 Levin playing the clip of the Chinese using Democrat talking points on the Democrats about race issues.

Posted by: Skip at March 19, 2021 07:12 PM (Cxk7w)

53 those bi creeps sound like the townspeople outside Lot's door demanding he produce his guests so that they might know them

Posted by: x4 at March 19, 2021 07:12 PM (oA+QO)

54 An eighth woman has come forward with accusations of sexual harassment against New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo _NYT

Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 19, 2021 07:13 PM (AGuFc)

55 Nope; I don't want to see some tranny twerking and whoever arranged for
this show in the public library with children needs to be fired.
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That would be too kind imho.

Posted by: dartist at March 19, 2021 07:13 PM (+ya+t)

56 Ewoks do it all for the wookiee.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 19, 2021 07:13 PM (t+qrx)

57
If that's not racism, then the word has no meaning.

Yep, it has no meaning. No meaning at all.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 19, 2021 07:13 PM (63Dwl)

58 six of the eight victims were Asian.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth


These will be the new rules. Minority killed? Racism was the cause. White killed? Who cares what the cause is, he had it coming.

Posted by: abbynormal at March 19, 2021 07:13 PM (iMYto)

59 "It's wonderful and beautiful when LBGT people have sexual preferences"

WTF?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

They speak in code DJG. One that no thinking person can decipher.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 19, 2021 07:13 PM (Rvt88)

60 Watched him drive off #1at his club in Sterling. He crushed it.

*

Then goes back to his hotel on his private jet and bangs a supermodel.

And Biden shuffles his feet before falling up the same stairs three times in a row.

Posted by: Lysenko - click here for your covid vaccine documentation and directions at March 19, 2021 07:13 PM (TIEIK)

61 I remember when just old fashioned fucking and sucking was a thing.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 19, 2021 07:08 PM


And for rugby players, loose rucking.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 19, 2021 07:13 PM (DMUuz)

62 Wow. The opposite of a quarantine cafe...

Posted by: t-bird at March 19, 2021 07:14 PM (1vynn)

63 Pfizer bragging to their investors about shot number three and the yearly booster shots they are going to roll out.

Always follow the money.
Posted by: Notorious BFD

Cherchez le Dough

Posted by: JT at March 19, 2021 07:14 PM (arJlL)

64 "It's wonderful and beautiful when LBGT people have sexual preferences"


Ah ram it up your ass...oh, sorry I guess they already do. never Mind

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 19, 2021 07:14 PM (85Gof)

65 49 I saw your nude.
Posted by: JT

Saw her nude what?
Posted by: Tonypete

A Gentleman never tells.
Posted by: JT

That certainly lets you and me out!

Posted by: Tonypete at March 19, 2021 07:14 PM (Rvt88)

66 I believe Biden ordered the flag to be flown at half staff through Monday of next week to mark the death of the people shot in the "spa killings" in Georgia. That was inarguably a vicious, horrible crime, but why does it merit a show of national mourning when there were over 4,000 shootings in 2020 in Chicago, and 769 homicides, most of the victims being black?

Posted by: Paco at March 19, 2021 07:14 PM (1Jm+u)

67
Now what in God's name was the working hypothesis here?

Or are they just going down a shelf and injecting everything they find there?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2021 07:12 PM (YqDXo)
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Two people were injected, they didn't get COVID, therefore, it is a useful trend that can be extrapolated to the general population.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 19, 2021 07:14 PM (2SdPm)

68 "It's wonderful and beautiful when LBGT people have sexual preferences"
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I have the greatest preference of all...


SUPERSTRAIGHT!

Posted by: SMH at March 19, 2021 07:15 PM (DOEp8)

69 Eight people were killed by one person and it's evidence of white racism.

Eight women were sexually assaulted by one governor and it's not indicative of anything.

Posted by: Lysenko - click here for your covid vaccine documentation and directions at March 19, 2021 07:15 PM (TIEIK)

70 "It's wonderful and beautiful when LBGT people have sexual preferences"


Ah ram it up your ass...oh, sorry I guess they already do. never Mind
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 19, 2021 07:14 PM (85Gof)
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Pretty sure she's being sarcastic.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 19, 2021 07:15 PM (WGara)

71 Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 19, 2021 07:11 PM (sWM8x)

They may not be able to deny trannies access and I'm not saying they should, but a program of reading to the kiddies and twerking-no that ought not to be allowed.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 19, 2021 07:16 PM (VP4Cd)

72 They speak in code DJG. One that no thinking person can decipher.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 19, 2021 07:13 PM (Rvt8
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I laughed out loud at that one.

But, oh so true.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 19, 2021 07:16 PM (2SdPm)

73 54 An eighth woman has come forward with accusations of sexual harassment against New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo _NYT
Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 19, 2021 07:13 PM (AGuFc)


Drip. Drip. Drip.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2021 07:16 PM (YqDXo)

74 Two people were injected, they didn't get COVID, therefore, it is a useful trend that can be extrapolated to the general population.

*

Hahaha, literally the same "hairdresser" science that guided us safely through the last year.

Posted by: Lysenko - click here for your covid vaccine documentation and directions at March 19, 2021 07:16 PM (TIEIK)

75 Penumbras and emanations of racism. Dog-whistles and secret codes.

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Doggy-style tones are a social construct tool of the white cisheteropatriarchy supremacist insurrectionist domestic terrorist oppressor, comrade!

Posted by: ShainS at March 19, 2021 07:16 PM (MSgeA)

76 The race to make everything about race.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 19, 2021 07:16 PM (fkR6R)

77 "It's wonderful and beautiful when LBGT people have sexual preferences"


Ah ram it up your ass...oh, sorry I guess they already do. never Mind
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 19, 2021 07:14 PM (85Gof)
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Pretty sure she's being sarcastic.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 19, 2021 07:15 PM (WGara)

Pretty sure I was also. LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 19, 2021 07:16 PM (85Gof)

78 Clinical Trial at Cedars-Sinai Suggests Injections of Female Hormone May Reduce Disease Severity in Certain Male Patients

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Female hormones, is there nothing they can't do?

Do not use female hormones if you don't want to spend the rest of your life visiting shoe stores in malls.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 19, 2021 07:17 PM (VVEnO)

79 That was inarguably a vicious, horrible crime, but why does it merit a show of national mourning when there were over 4,000 shootings in 2020 in Chicago, and 769 homicides, most of the victims being black?
Posted by: Paco at March 19, 2021 07:14 PM (1Jm+u)
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Because they were mostly killed by young black men. No narrative.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 19, 2021 07:17 PM (WGara)

80 Illinois state senator. Elgie Sims, who sponsored recently-signed legislation that will eliminate cash bail in the state by 2023 is outraged that a man who allegedly flashed a gun at him while driving only had to post $1,500 to get out of jail.
_cwbchicago.com

Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 19, 2021 07:17 PM (AGuFc)

81 Pretty sure she's being sarcastic.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 19, 2021 07:15 PM (WGara)


Yeah, I thought so too, but I figured, what the heck. Maybe she's serious.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2021 07:17 PM (YqDXo)

82 An eighth woman has come forward with accusations of sexual harassment against New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo _NYT
Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 19, 2021 07:13 PM (AGuFc)

Drip. Drip. Drip.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2021 07:16 PM (YqDXo)

They have drugs for the drip drip drip thing now a days

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 19, 2021 07:17 PM (85Gof)

83 >>Drip. Drip. Drip.


Somewhere Bill Clinton hits speed dial.


Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2021 07:17 PM (WUOn5)

84 believe Biden ordered the flag to be flown at half staff through Monday of next week to mark the death of the people shot in the "spa killings" in Georgia.

*

The 100 black people shot by 30 - 50 other black people during the same time period ain't getting shit, though.

Posted by: Lysenko - click here for your covid vaccine documentation and directions at March 19, 2021 07:17 PM (TIEIK)

85 I don't know if this is true, but the library here said they couldn't deny the trannies access without being sued.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis

We need to make it so that if libraries allow the trannies they would be in danger of being beaten about the head and shoulders.

Severely.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 19, 2021 07:17 PM (Rvt88)

86 Ironically Pepe Le Pew is a perfect posterchild for the Trans movement. He pursues another person based on their apparent traits, you know like if you can't see the penis, is it really there?

Posted by: Flyguy at March 19, 2021 07:18 PM (pLEy5)

87 Remember when asians were called white because they test so well on College admissions?

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

Posted by: Darth Randall at March 19, 2021 07:18 PM (88fNk)

88 Two people were injected, they didn't get COVID, therefore, it is a useful trend that can be extrapolated to the general population.

Question: then why aren't women immune to Covid?

OK, it's an awkward question, but ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2021 07:18 PM (YqDXo)

89 And for rugby players, loose rucking.

With a hooker.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 19, 2021 07:18 PM (v0zFg)

90 This Atlanta thing.

It really tugs at a guy's heart strings.

Apparently, Mulan was all a lie.

Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2021 07:19 PM (WUOn5)

91 Drip. Drip. Drip.

I'm want to poop on you too.

Posted by: R. Kelly at March 19, 2021 07:19 PM (H5knJ)

92 >>> Ewoks do it all for the wookiee.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 19, 2021 07:13 PM (t+qrx)

I always wondered about ewoks/wookies. I'm not much of a fan and have only seen the actual real star wars movies. But are they related? Are ewoks short wookies or are wookies tall ewoks? Lucas just ran out of ideas? furry but tall, furry but short, furry but fat, furry but a door-to-door salesman down on his luck, ...

Posted by: banana Dream at March 19, 2021 07:19 PM (FJ81s)

93 Experts say that statistics show .... bllshit

Posted by: Jean at March 19, 2021 07:19 PM (BYUpI)

94 27 Biden is turning into a low rent Leslie Nielsen
Posted by: vmom super straight stabby stabber stabalot at March 19, 2021 07:06 PM (nUhF0)


I'm thinking more Lloyd Bridges in Hot Shots...whom, incidentally, followed a very similar career path as Nielsen.

Posted by: CppThis at March 19, 2021 07:19 PM (zcf1k)

95 Question: then why aren't women immune to Covid?

OK, it's an awkward question, but ...
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2021 07:18 PM (YqDXo)
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The science is settled, h8tr!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 19, 2021 07:19 PM (2SdPm)

96 If that's not racism, then the word has no meaning.

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By George, I think he's got it!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 19, 2021 07:19 PM (VVEnO)

97 45 I always love seeing scratch (and a few pros) golfers with horrible mechanics.
Posted by: Lysenko - click here for your covid vaccine documentation and directions at March 19, 2021 07:11 PM (TIEIK)

Jon Furyk's swing was described as looking like an octopi falling out of a tree. It's accurate.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 19, 2021 07:19 PM (axyOa)

98 believe Biden ordered the flag to be flown at half staff through Monday of next week to mark the death of the people shot in the "spa killings" in Georgia.

Oh, is THAT what is was? I saw the flag at half staff at baseball practice today, and I wondered if Joe had shuffled off this mortal coil.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2021 07:20 PM (YqDXo)

99 Tonypete, seconded.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 19, 2021 07:20 PM (fkR6R)

100 Remember when asians were called white because they test so well on College admissions?


*

The FBI has been running that same scam for years regarding violent crimes.

Hispanics are in the victim column, but they are counted as white when they're the offenders.

I've read that if they didn't do that then 70% of the population would only be committing something like 14% of all violent crimes, and that would be extremely awkward.

Posted by: Lysenko - click here for your covid vaccine documentation and directions at March 19, 2021 07:20 PM (TIEIK)

101 Iceland Volcano

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4FqF7zWZT8

Posted by: Bilge Gates at March 19, 2021 07:20 PM (AHq56)

102 Hey everybody. I have yet another of my patented Horde questions, because there's so much I don't know.

How does salt remove water from things? The water has to go somewhere, doesn't it? Does salt actually take apart water molecules and turn it back into just hydrogen and oxygen?

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 19, 2021 07:20 PM (L2ZTs)

103 This Atlanta thing.

It really tugs at a guy's heart strings.

Apparently, Mulan was all a lie.
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2021 07:19 PM (WUOn5)


It's all rubbish.

(Sorry.)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2021 07:21 PM (YqDXo)

104 I'm thinking more Lloyd Bridges in Hot Shots...whom, incidentally, followed a very similar career path as Nielsen.
Posted by: CppThis at March 19, 2021 07:19 PM (zcf1k)
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"My eyes are ceramic. Took a bazooka round at Little Big Horn. Or was it Okinawa? The one without the Indians."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 19, 2021 07:21 PM (WGara)

105 >> Ewoks do it all for the wookiee.


Watch : In Through The Endor 4

It wll answer all your questions.

Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2021 07:21 PM (1OojJ)

106 Iceland Volcano

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4sbLNoK26A

Posted by: Bilge Gates at March 19, 2021 07:21 PM (AHq56)

107 an octopi falling out of a tree.

*

Oh that's fantastic.

Posted by: Lysenko - click here for your covid vaccine documentation and directions at March 19, 2021 07:21 PM (TIEIK)

108 You could rephrase this, Harvard targeted a specific race to keep out of their university ...

Posted by: Jean at March 19, 2021 07:21 PM (BYUpI)

109 This Atlanta thing.
It really tugs at a guy's heart strings.
Apparently, Mulan was all a lie.
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2021 07:19 PM (WUOn5)

Tell me about it. Especially the "tug" part...

Posted by: Bob Kraft, video porn star at March 19, 2021 07:21 PM (R/m4+)

110 Volcano Livestream

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pnkJ-Rb7uE

Posted by: Bilge Gates at March 19, 2021 07:22 PM (AHq56)

111 Question: then why aren't women immune to Covid?


Hat tip. I was going to ask the same thing but I thought "nah, that's too obvious". Heh.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 19, 2021 07:22 PM (W4eKo)

112 What kind of white racism is there with sex addiction? Is the problem that it's insufficient to make even a B-side rap song?
Posted by: Lysenko - click here for your covid vaccine documentation and directions at March 19, 2021 07:00 PM (TIEIK)

You'd think a sex addict that wants asian ladies would be less racist, not more.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2021 07:23 PM (eoQWY)

113 It really tugs at a guy's heart strings.

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They tugged your heart strings?!!! They were doing it wrong!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 19, 2021 07:23 PM (VVEnO)

114 It wll answer all your questions.
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2021 07:21 PM (1OojJ)


Oh yeah. Especially the "trench run to the exhaust port" scene.

*shudder*

Posted by: hogmartin at March 19, 2021 07:23 PM (t+qrx)

115 I spent hours self diagnosing myself via Doctor Duckduckgo but my real doctor was unimpressed.
Must be some kind of med school supremacy thing.

Posted by: vmom super straight stabby stabber stabalot at March 19, 2021 07:24 PM (nUhF0)

116 How does salt remove water from things? The water has to go somewhere, doesn't it? Does salt actually take apart water molecules and turn it back into just hydrogen and oxygen?
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 19, 2021 07:20 PM (L2ZTs)


No. Salt removes water from things because the osmotic pressure of a salt solution is greater than that of pure water. That's kind of a restatement of the observation though, so the actual answer is that the migration of water to dilute a salt solution is driven by entropy.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2021 07:24 PM (YqDXo)

117 NEW: A Cedars-Sinai study has found that injecting men with female sex hormones reduces the severity of coronavirus infections -Daily Mail
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I've spent the last 4 months taking care of corona virus patients. Probably a 60/40 split between women and men. Of the 3 deaths, 2 were women. The big comirbidities? Fat, diabetic and over 70. In that order.

Posted by: Darth Randall at March 19, 2021 07:24 PM (88fNk)

118 Whew! I went to school with a family named like the 80-year-old serving 20 days. A search says they're still there and did not move to Texas.

When word gets out, though, twenty days should be enough.

Posted by: t-bird at March 19, 2021 07:24 PM (9Fwwf)

119 As I understand it, Robert Craft wants Deshaun Watson on the Patriots since they seem to have a common interest?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 19, 2021 07:24 PM (85Gof)

120 Question: then why aren't women immune to Covid?


Hat tip. I was going to ask the same thing but I thought "nah, that's too obvious". Heh.

*

Stop being such jerks. The scientists said this is how science works and you have to believe them because they have science.

Posted by: Lysenko - click here for your covid vaccine documentation and directions at March 19, 2021 07:25 PM (TIEIK)

121 Anyone figure out why random old Asian ladies are getting the shit beat out of them all of a sudden? I see black and white guys. One white guy went to the hospital from an old lady that beat his ass with a piece of wood recently.

Posted by: dartist at March 19, 2021 07:25 PM (+ya+t)

122 Fat, diabetic and over 70 are no way to go thru life son

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 19, 2021 07:25 PM (85Gof)

123 Here really are some blessings of liberty, Family finds out about the heroic actions of their dad in WWII after he died:

https://tinyurl.com/3ydya897

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 19, 2021 07:25 PM (VP4Cd)

124 I spent hours self diagnosing myself via Doctor Duckduckgo but my real doctor was unimpressed.
Must be some kind of med school supremacy thing.
Posted by: vmom super straight stabby stabber stabalot

Didja tell the doc what the duck said ?

Posted by: JT at March 19, 2021 07:25 PM (arJlL)

125 Question: then why aren't women immune to Covid?

Hat tip. I was going to ask the same thing but I thought "nah, that's too obvious". Heh.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 19, 2021 07:22 PM (W4eKo)


Yep. It's one of those kinds of questions that when posed in an oral exam gets a "deer in the headlights" response.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2021 07:25 PM (YqDXo)

126 Deplorable Jay, so the water just gets thrown out into the atmosphere? I'd assume is has to *go* somewhere. Anyway thanks. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 19, 2021 07:26 PM (L2ZTs)

127 Watch : In Through The Endor 4

I prefer Jawa Jungle Fever: Featuring Tusken on Gammorean Action. Better plot.

Posted by: Flyguy at March 19, 2021 07:26 PM (pLEy5)

128 >>Question: then why aren't women immune to Covid?


Shut Up and put a Mask on your Vagina.

I'm trying to watch these guys toss a salad, here!

Posted by: Dr. Fauci at March 19, 2021 07:26 PM (nxmXZ)

129 71 Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 19, 2021 07:11 PM (sWM8x)

They may not be able to deny trannies access and I'm not saying they should, but a program of reading to the kiddies and twerking-no that ought not to be allowed.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 19, 2021 07:16 PM (VP4Cd)
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Oh, I agree that it's sick shit. The trannies are exploiting the fact that libraries have "public meeting rooms" with apparently no regulations allowing them to deny use. The library here said the story hour shit was limited to the meeting room, and that all children in attendance were brought there by their parents. In other words, they went to great pains to explain that children in general weren't exposed to the depravity.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 19, 2021 07:26 PM (sWM8x)

130 I won't get worried about this othering until uniformed thugs start roaming the streets and beating up people and burning their stuff.

Oh. Wait.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 19, 2021 07:26 PM (WJ8Bv)

131 NGU, two outta three works for me.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 19, 2021 07:26 PM (fkR6R)

132 Drip. Drip. Drip.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay

Doxy

Posted by: Jean at March 19, 2021 07:27 PM (BYUpI)

133 Peaster Independent School District ... never made masks an issue for students or staff this school year.

_Wear one, or don't.
_It has not distanced students inside classroom.
_No one has been placed into a mandatory quarantine. _Homecoming happened on schedule.
+The pancake dinner, fall festival, sports and concerts all took place as planned.

The result, according to Superintendent Lance Johnson, has been a higher enrollment and ...

https://is.gd/IBDaPL

Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 19, 2021 07:27 PM (AGuFc)

134 Didja tell the doc what the duck said ?

Posted by: JT at March 19, 2021 07:25 PM (arJlL)

My doctor said Dr Duckduckgo is a quack.

Posted by: vmom super straight stabby stabber stabalot at March 19, 2021 07:27 PM (nUhF0)

135 120 Stop being such jerks. The scientists said this is how science works and you have to believe them because they have science.
Posted by: Lysenko - click here for your covid vaccine documentation and directions at March 19, 2021 07:25 PM (TIEIK)


I seem to recall reading an article a few months ago that postulated that Covid was hitting women harder than men, ergo patriarchy. These "experts" have less than zero credibility.

Posted by: CppThis at March 19, 2021 07:27 PM (zcf1k)

136 Jon Furyk's swing was described as looking like an octopi falling out of a tree. It's accurate.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 19, 2021 07:19 PM (axyOa)

That be Jim...

Jim Furyk

Posted by: browndog at March 19, 2021 07:27 PM (BgMrQ)

137 I just read that a few weeks ago, right here in my hometown, two Asian women (not sure their ages) were run over while crossing a crosswalk.

Something weird is going on. Don't get me wrong, and it's sad all these lives are being lost, but I personally think conservatives/Trump supporters are being set up once again by the left...

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 19, 2021 07:28 PM (L2ZTs)

138 No. Salt removes water from things because the osmotic pressure of a salt solution is greater than that of pure water. That's kind of a restatement of the observation though, so the actual answer is that the migration of water to dilute a salt solution is driven by entropy.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2021 07:24 PM (YqDXo)

Wow.
That was all sciency and shit!
I'm kinda turned on right now.
Tell me about outer covalances now.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 19, 2021 07:28 PM (axyOa)

139 Drip. Drip. Drip.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay

Or percolating?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 19, 2021 07:28 PM (VVEnO)

140 Here uncle sam, fuck these cheap sex dolls from china.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 19, 2021 07:29 PM (IWcxg)

141 Penumbras and emanations of racism.

AKA gaseous effluvia...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at March 19, 2021 07:29 PM (ZSK0i)

142 The Atlanta sex addict killer is *not* going to like the spin on "sex addict", which awaits him in the cells.

That boy is gonna have more trains run on him than the tracks at Grand Central Station. Which will likely become his Prison Nic, given a moment's thought.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 19, 2021 07:29 PM (QzJWU)

143 Drip. Drip. Drip.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay

You really ought to get that looked at.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 19, 2021 07:29 PM (Rvt88)

144 seem to recall reading an article a few months ago that postulated that Covid was hitting women harder than men, ergo patriarchy. These "experts" have less than zero credibility.

*

Related but not, I no shit remember a few years ago that the left was claiming racism because white men were not raping black women in adequate numbers to prove that they weren't racist.

Posted by: Lysenko - click here for your covid vaccine documentation and directions at March 19, 2021 07:30 PM (TIEIK)

145 >> Salt removes water from things because the osmotic pressure of a salt solution is greater than that of pure water. That's kind of a restatement of the observation though, so the actual answer is that the migration of water to dilute a salt solution is driven by entropy.


Why not just use alcohol?

Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2021 07:30 PM (nxmXZ)

146 Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 19, 2021 07:27 PM (AGuFc)

how did they get around Abbott ?

Posted by: chango lot at March 19, 2021 07:30 PM (g741k)

147 That be Jim...

Jim Furyk

Posted by: browndog at March 19, 2021 07:27 PM (BgMrQ)

Hey. Gimme a break. I'm writing this on my kindle and it sucks.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 19, 2021 07:30 PM (axyOa)

148 Deplorable Jay, so the water just gets thrown out into the atmosphere? I'd assume is has to *go* somewhere. Anyway thanks. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 19, 2021 07:26 PM (L2ZTs)


No, it's drawn into the salt solution. If you're talking about solid salt, it goes to wetting the salt, although that is probably not apparent unless there's a lot of water.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2021 07:30 PM (YqDXo)

149 Biden says the wind caused him to trip on the plane.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdyP_vAgC0c

Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 19, 2021 07:30 PM (AGuFc)

150 Salt causes global warming. There. Give me my money.

Posted by: Lysenko - click here for your covid vaccine documentation and directions at March 19, 2021 07:30 PM (TIEIK)

151 Also, I was reading last night on one of those clickbait sites about the poorest city in every state.

Turns out the poorest city in the entire USA is:
Centreville, Illinois. Even *I* beat the median income there, which is around $16k.

Why am I not surprised it's in Illinois?

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 19, 2021 07:30 PM (L2ZTs)

152 Deplorable Jay, so the water just gets thrown out into the atmosphere? I'd assume is has to *go* somewhere. Anyway thanks. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 19, 2021 07:26 PM (L2ZTs)


Try this: weigh the salt, then expose it to the thing you're removing water from, then weigh it again.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2021 07:31 PM (YqDXo)

153 Related but not, I no shit remember a few years ago that the left was claiming racism because white men were not raping black women in adequate numbers to prove that they weren't racist.
Posted by: Lysenko - click here for your covid vaccine documentation and directions at March 19, 2021 07:30 PM (TIEIK)
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Nothing, these days, is too absurd to be postulated.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 19, 2021 07:31 PM (WGara)

154 how did they get around Abbott ?
Posted by: chango lot at March 19, 2021 07:30 PM (g741k)

It was Costello's doing

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 19, 2021 07:31 PM (85Gof)

155 No, it's drawn into the salt solution. If you're talking about solid salt, it goes to wetting the salt, although that is probably not apparent unless there's a lot of water.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2021 07:30 PM (YqDXo)



Dry brine a steak and you'll see it...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at March 19, 2021 07:31 PM (ZSK0i)

156 Other than him trying to sprint it was the carpet on the steps that caused Biden to trip on the steps.

Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 19, 2021 07:32 PM (AGuFc)

157 how did they get around Abbott ?
Posted by: chango lot at March 19, 2021 07:30 PM (g741k)

It was Costello's doing
Posted by: Nevergiveup

Who?

Posted by: Tonypete at March 19, 2021 07:32 PM (Rvt88)

158 garrett, LOL, thanks.
Also I wanna thank you for turning me on to Discogs. Now I'm addicted to buying music there. At least I'm not sending as much cash to Jeffy Bezos though.

Btw, I loved your spurred crocs last night. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 19, 2021 07:32 PM (L2ZTs)

159 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2021 07:24 PM (YqDXo)

Very nice explanation. For simple folks like me, salt is a solid that readily combines with water so it acts as a dessicant.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 19, 2021 07:32 PM (5XK0y)

160 Did I miss something on the ONT?

I have been deep into the new Pinball these days.

Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2021 07:33 PM (nxmXZ)

161 Jay and ABA, thanks!
Also thanks to anyone else who responded that I missed.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 19, 2021 07:33 PM (L2ZTs)

162 Btw, I loved your spurred crocs last night. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 19, 2021 07:32 PM (L2ZTs)
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Dude. TMI.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 19, 2021 07:33 PM (WGara)

163 how did they get around Abbott ?
Posted by: chango lot at March 19, 2021 07:30 PM (g741k)

It was Costello's doing
Posted by: Nevergiveup

Who?
Posted by: Tonypete at March 19, 2021 07:32 PM (Rvt8

Fist base

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 19, 2021 07:33 PM (85Gof)

164 Salt trough for curing hams and bacon. Lots of ham and bacon.

Posted by: Eromero at March 19, 2021 07:33 PM (gjvwR)

165 stick to pulling teeth

Posted by: chango lot at March 19, 2021 07:33 PM (g741k)

166 How does salt remove water from things? The water has to go somewhere, doesn't it? Does salt actually take apart water molecules and turn it back into just hydrogen and oxygen?
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 19, 2021 07:20 PM (L2ZTs)


Cell walls have membranes that try and balance the salt levels between inside and outside. So when a cell produces water by chemical reactions, the water will be excreted out of the cell rather than blowing the cell up by being retained. If somehow the cell has too little water, some will be brought in to balance matters.

Salty water simulates the "too much water inside" condition, so water leaves the inside and the remainder is dehydrated.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2021 07:33 PM (eoQWY)

167 Have nice trip, Joe. See you next fall.

Posted by: Vladimir Putin at March 19, 2021 07:33 PM (1vynn)

168 Why not just use alcohol?
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2021 07:30 PM (nxmXZ)


There are better uses for alcohol?

Kidding. Alcohol works in exactly the same way, and for the same reason.

As a kid I used to prepare biological samples for microscopy by immersing in progressively stronger aqueous solutions of alcohol, so as to remove water gradually and thereby avoid mooshing the biological structures.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2021 07:33 PM (YqDXo)

169 Trump never had carpet on his steps he had standard stairway tread. That tread was engineered and put there for a purpose.

Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 19, 2021 07:34 PM (AGuFc)

170 Oldcat, thanks!

Captain Obvious, MisHum posted a pic last night. Get your mind outta the gutter dammit! ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 19, 2021 07:34 PM (L2ZTs)

171 so that they might know them
Posted by: x4 at March 19, 2021 07:12 PM (oA+QO)

And that's "Know" in the biblical sense of "and he went in unto his wife and knew her and she him" And she begat . . . .

Posted by: jakee308 at March 19, 2021 07:34 PM (WJ8Bv)

172 And sugar

Posted by: Jean at March 19, 2021 07:35 PM (BYUpI)

173 Very nice explanation. For simple folks like me, salt is a solid that readily combines with water so it acts as a dessicant.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 19, 2021 07:32 PM (5XK0y)


Bull's eye!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2021 07:35 PM (YqDXo)

174 "Biden says the wind caused him to trip on the plane."

Never trust a fart.

Posted by: f'd at March 19, 2021 07:35 PM (vompe)

175
Very nice explanation. For simple folks like me, salt is a solid that readily combines with water so it acts as a dessicant.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 19, 2021 07:32 PM (5XK0y)

It was a good explanation. But if it works, isn't it a dessican?

Posted by: Diogenes at March 19, 2021 07:35 PM (axyOa)

176
how did they get around Abbott ?
Posted by: chango lot at March 19, 2021 07:30 PM (g741k)
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Easy. Don't go on TV and stick you thumb in the gov's eye.

Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 19, 2021 07:35 PM (AGuFc)

177 The next update for the video game Stellaris is called "Dick" - named after author Philip K.
Questions on the forum about the update have people asking about how big the update will be (with some insisting that the size really doesn't matter), whether the game will become longer and harder, and similar topics.

Posted by: junior at March 19, 2021 07:35 PM (Vn6q/)

178 Captain Obvious, MisHum posted a pic last night. Get your mind outta the gutter dammit! ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 19, 2021 07:34 PM (L2ZTs)
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Yeah, I saw it. Couldn't resist my baser impulses, though!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 19, 2021 07:35 PM (WGara)

179 And now I'm hungry for something salty of course :-)

BTW I also found via a friend at FB a delicious low-salt, unsweetened, all-organic/natural ketchup at Whole Foods, called Primal Kitchen. Tried it and it's de-lish. Gonna try keeping that around the house and hope it helps.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 19, 2021 07:37 PM (L2ZTs)

180 How does salt remove water from things? The water has to go somewhere, doesn't it?

There is water at the bottom of the ocean. Under the water, carry the water. Remove (echo here)

Posted by: David Byrne at March 19, 2021 07:37 PM (l0Lgi)

181 It was a good explanation. But if it works, isn't it a dessican?
Posted by: Diogenes at March 19, 2021 07:35 PM (axyOa)


Sure.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2021 07:37 PM (YqDXo)

182
Last Saturday was a two-spider day. Four spiders for the week.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 19, 2021 07:37 PM (RiJ3w)

183 Diogenes, I try to save those dessicant gel packets I find in packages, in case they're useful for other things I send out. Not sure if it's worth it though.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 19, 2021 07:37 PM (L2ZTs)

184 David Byrne, gee thanks a ton. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 19, 2021 07:38 PM (L2ZTs)

185 Last Saturday was a two-spider day. Four spiders for the week.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 19, 2021 07:37 PM (RiJ3w)
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It's the spiders you *don't* see, though...

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 19, 2021 07:38 PM (WGara)

186 It was a good explanation. But if it works, isn't it a dessican?

and if it doesn't, is it a dessican't ?

Posted by: chango lot at March 19, 2021 07:39 PM (g741k)

187 "Biden says the wind caused him to trip on the plane."

Ready to stand up to Putin, North Korea, and China! Salute the Marines.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 19, 2021 07:39 PM (l0Lgi)

188 One cooking trick and/or secret I've found, learning the past several years cooking for myself:

They say restaurant chefs enhance their flavors by using tons of salt, and I've found it works at home as well. Turns out that for some things at least, it's *difficult* to add too much salt!

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 19, 2021 07:39 PM (L2ZTs)

189 Diogenes, I try to save those dessicant gel packets I find in packages, in case they're useful for other things I send out. Not sure if it's worth it though.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 19, 2021 07:37 PM (L2ZTs)

Yes. It's worth it.
I throw them into my long storage ammo cans.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 19, 2021 07:39 PM (axyOa)

190 Once in a lifetime.

Posted by: Eromero at March 19, 2021 07:39 PM (gjvwR)

191 Diogenes, I try to save those dessicant gel packets I find in packages, in case they're useful for other things I send out. Not sure if it's worth it though.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 19, 2021 07:37 PM (L2ZTs)
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I put a couple in the case with my concertina. It's not super-humid here, but it can't hurt.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 19, 2021 07:40 PM (WGara)

192 does salt work on the WAP ?

Posted by: chango lot at March 19, 2021 07:41 PM (g741k)

193 "Biden says the wind caused him to trip on the plane."

Never trust a fart.
Posted by: f'd


Heh, actually, it was sort of a relief- oh, dammit! Who shit my pants?!

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 19, 2021 07:41 PM (SwCv8)

194 Trevor Noah. I'd pay good money to see him curb stomped on Pay Per View.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at March 19, 2021 07:41 PM (i14rK)

195 Turns out that for some things at least, it's *difficult* to add too much salt!
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 19, 2021 07:39 PM (L2ZTs)


Your blood pressure will thank you!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 19, 2021 07:41 PM (87oRe)

196 It was a good explanation. But if it works, isn't it a dessican?
Posted by: Diogenes at March 19, 2021 07:35 PM (axyOa)


It just occurred to me to draw the analogy with tires deflating over time. The pressure inside is greater than that outside. The tire is somewhat permeable to air passing in either direction, but since there are more air molecules (sloppy usage, but let it pass) inside than outside, more air molecules go out than come in, just as a matter of probability. That's what I meant by entropy above.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2021 07:42 PM (YqDXo)

197 chango, don't know. Let's kidnap, tie up and strip Cardi B and find out!...

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 19, 2021 07:42 PM (L2ZTs)

198 Nobody likes rusty concertina, especially if they're not up to date with their tetanus shot.

Posted by: Eromero at March 19, 2021 07:43 PM (gjvwR)

199 Hrothgar, my blood pressure has been through the roof for years.

I need to watch my salt intake, but admit I've gone nuts adding the stuff to my own recipes over the years here and there.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 19, 2021 07:43 PM (L2ZTs)

200 Son is still on the bench. No playing tonight because he missed practice last night for his birthday celebration and did not help take the tarp off the field this morning be he had geometry tutoring. Coach is too chicken shit to blame geometry, so birthday it is.

Posted by: Jmel at March 19, 2021 07:43 PM (qVInT)

201 NEW: A Cedars-Sinai study has found that injecting men with female sex hormones reduces the severity of coronavirus infections -Daily Mail

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The men may be less likely to die of Covid, but are now much more likely to be killed trying to parallel park.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 19, 2021 07:43 PM (kTF2Z)

202 Biden needs to do some squats if he gets blown over in a breeze.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 19, 2021 07:44 PM (lgiXo)

203 Whenever someone posts a video about those drag queen story hours, there is always an audience. Little children are not stumbling upon them by accident; their parents BRING them to the libraries.

Remember when children used to be shielded from things they were too young to have to see, or face, or understand because to do otherwise would be abuse?

Posted by: RondinellaMamma - 4 months later and still feel like I got hit with a 2x4 at March 19, 2021 07:44 PM (8/7u2)

204 That's what I meant by entropy above.

It's better to be hydrophilic than hydrophobic, I always say.

Posted by: t-bird at March 19, 2021 07:44 PM (1vynn)

205 183 Diogenes, I try to save those dessicant gel packets I find in packages, in case they're useful for other things I send out. Not sure if it's worth it though.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 19, 2021 07:37 PM (L2ZTs)


Sure it is. You can also rejuvenate them by (carefully) heating them, as in a microwave. Don't get carried away though; it's easy to heat solids to red heat in a microwave. We used to rejuvenate molecular sieves that way, but more than once I saw someone pull a fused mass of molecular sieves out of the microwave.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2021 07:45 PM (YqDXo)

206 Jay, thanks again. That makes a bit more sense to me.

I should have taken physics and chemistry years ago at community college, but never did. I went with Biology, Anatomy/Physiology and Geology instead.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 19, 2021 07:45 PM (L2ZTs)

207 Ammo cans, tennis shoes.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 19, 2021 07:45 PM (89T5c)

208 You can also rejuvenate them by (carefully) heating them, as in a microwave.
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How about putting them out in strong sunlight?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 19, 2021 07:45 PM (WGara)

209 The writers that Biden has, that write lies for him, well very very lazy writing. If i were a writing teacher, these would be prime examples of unbelievable unrelatable content.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 19, 2021 07:46 PM (IWcxg)

210 the headline added "experts say" ... so the science is settled. Soon it will just be "Big Brother Says" ... and people will know they better nod in the affirmative, aggressively. ... OR we just wholesale reject their nonsense, but they seem pretty determined with the Orwellian 2+2=5 demands.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 19, 2021 07:46 PM (Cus5s)

211 NEW: A Cedars-Sinai study has found that injecting men with female sex hormones reduces the severity of coronavirus infections -Daily Mail

Their solution to everything, it seems.

Posted by: t-bird at March 19, 2021 07:46 PM (AytXr)

212 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2021 07:42 PM (YqDXo)

Ha! Now do the diamonds you see in an afterburner.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 19, 2021 07:46 PM (5XK0y)

213 Sorry, but he did NOT do it for the Nookie...

He did it for the PUSSY!

Gee.... get it right...

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 19, 2021 07:47 PM (oHd/0)

214 Jay, thanks again. That makes a bit more sense to me.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 19, 2021 07:45 PM (L2ZTs)


My pleasure. I love thinking and talking about this stuff, and just hope I don't get too boring!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2021 07:47 PM (YqDXo)

215 Remember when children used to be shielded from things they were too young to have to see, or face, or understand because to do otherwise would be abuse?
Posted by: RondinellaMamma - 4 months later and still feel like I got hit with a 2x4 at March 19, 2021 07:44 PM (8/7u2)

I knew a guy whose Dad took him to a whore house in New Orleans when he was 13.

That fella was never quite right.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 19, 2021 07:48 PM (R/m4+)

216 "....the migration of water to dilute a salt solution is driven by entropy.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2021 07:24 PM (YqDXo)

Entropy is Tite!

Posted by: Javems at March 19, 2021 07:48 PM (8SSHh)

217 I saw Fused Mass of Molecular Sieves open for Def Leppard in 87.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 19, 2021 07:48 PM (kTF2Z)

218 Whenever someone posts a video about those drag queen story hours, there is always an audience. Little children are not stumbling upon them by accident; their parents BRING them to the libraries.

Remember when children used to be shielded from things they were too young to have to see, or face, or understand because to do otherwise would be abuse?
Posted by: RondinellaMamma - 4 months later and still feel like I got hit with a 2x4 at March 19, 2021 07:44 PM (8/7u2)


These are the same mommies and daddymoms who hope and pray every day that their penis-bearing child picks up a Barbie doll and says "I'm a princess!" The sooner the better. Ok, he picked up his sister's Barbie and said "I'm a pirate!", that's close enough.

It's social media bragging rights, all the other parents will be so jealous. They've already got visions of Oprah appearances and book deals dancing in their heads.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 19, 2021 07:48 PM (46GDR)

219 LOL

https://tinyurl.com/5nebwjb7

Posted by: vmom super straight stabby stabber stabalot at March 19, 2021 07:49 PM (nUhF0)

220 For those needing it, you can buy bulk desiccant for drying flowers at home decor places like Michaels and Hobby Lobby.

Stuff can be reused by heating it up in the oven to dry it out.

Posted by: whig at March 19, 2021 07:49 PM (pO7gM)

221 How about putting them out in strong sunlight?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 19, 2021 07:45 PM (WGara)


The light doesn't matter. It's the temperature. Once again, the driving force is entropy.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2021 07:49 PM (YqDXo)

222 The prospect of domination of the nation's scholars by Federal employment, project allocations, and the power of money is ever present

and is gravely to be regarded. Yet, in holding scientific research and discovery in respect, as we should, we must also be alert to the equal and opposite danger that public policy could itself become the captive of a scientifictechnological elite.

Posted by: Dwight Eisnehower at March 19, 2021 07:49 PM (oHd/0)

223 I saw Desiccant Gel Packets open for Enigma at the Zukunft am Ostkreuz back in 2005.

Posted by: runner at March 19, 2021 07:49 PM (zr5Kq)

224 Ha! Now do the diamonds you see in an afterburner.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 19, 2021 07:46 PM (5XK0y)


Diamonds?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2021 07:50 PM (YqDXo)

225 Saute the Marines

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 19, 2021 07:50 PM (63Dwl)

226 The light doesn't matter. It's the temperature. Once again, the driving force is entropy.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2021 07:49 PM (YqDXo)
--------
Well, yes, would sunlight be warm enough for that sort of thing, is how I should have phrased it.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 19, 2021 07:50 PM (WGara)

227 The wind cause him to trip. Three times. Fucking liar in addition to dementia.

Who says- the wind tripped me. Three times?

Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2021 07:50 PM (sOXXq)

228 The prospect of domination of the nation's scholars by Federal employment, project allocations, and the power of money is ever present

and is gravely to be regarded. Yet, in holding scientific research and discovery in respect, as we should, we must also be alert to the equal and opposite danger that public policy could itself become the captive of a scientifictechnological elite.
Posted by: Dwight Eisnehower at March 19, 2021 07:49 PM (oHd/0)

Sorry Ikey, looks like the reverse actually happened.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2021 07:50 PM (eoQWY)

229 Hairyback Guy @ 215- I was not 13, I was 14.

Posted by: Eromero at March 19, 2021 07:51 PM (gjvwR)

230 OT

For those with PS4s, Ratchet and Clank is free to download and own from now until the end of the month.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at March 19, 2021 07:51 PM (LvTSG)

231 opposite danger that public policy could itself become the captive of a scientifictechnological elite.
Posted by: Dwight Eisnehower at March 19, 2021 07:49 PM (oHd/0)

Sorry Ikey, looks like the reverse actually happened.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2021 07:50 PM (eoQWY)

Really?

Posted by: Dr. Fauci.. at March 19, 2021 07:52 PM (oHd/0)

232 Diamonds?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


Mach Diamonds.

Posted by: t-bird at March 19, 2021 07:52 PM (AytXr)

233 I was not 13, I was 14.
Posted by: Eromero at March 19, 2021 07:51 PM (gjvwR)

Hahaha.....you lucky bastard.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 19, 2021 07:52 PM (R/m4+)

234 I went out to get the mail earlier and the wind tripped me and stole my shoes!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 19, 2021 07:52 PM (kTF2Z)

235 Confusedus say President with child that have sex change most transparent President ever.

Posted by: Confusedus at March 19, 2021 07:52 PM (vompe)

236 Who says- the wind tripped me. Three times?
Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2021 07:50 PM (sOXXq)
--------
Jimi Hendrix said the wind cries "Mary", so... *shrug*

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 19, 2021 07:53 PM (WGara)

237 Did I miss something on the ONT?
I have been deep into the new Pinball these days.
Posted by: garrett
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You wear Crocs with kinda sissyfied spurs.

Posted by: SMH at March 19, 2021 07:54 PM (DOEp8)

238 Okay which one of you morons used to go by the nic Entropy?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 19, 2021 07:54 PM (2DOZq)

239 Mach Diamonds.
Posted by: t-bird at March 19, 2021 07:52 PM (AytXr)


Never heard of 'em. I thought you were pulling my leg, but I see it's a real thing.

No idea, frankly, how they arise. I'd have to look into it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2021 07:55 PM (YqDXo)

240 opposite danger that public policy could itself become the captive of a scientifictechnological elite.
Posted by: Dwight Eisnehower at March 19, 2021 07:49 PM (oHd/0)

Sorry Ikey, looks like the reverse actually happened.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2021 07:50 PM (eoQWY)

Really?
Posted by: Dr. Fauci.. at March 19, 2021 07:52 PM (oHd/0)

Which of Fauci's 20 different opinions on masks and lockdowns is the one his elite science tells him is right.

The fact that his story changes daily shows he's a mouthpiece and not the actor.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2021 07:55 PM (eoQWY)

241 For everybody's pleasure, here is the video again:

https://bit.ly/3eYhKKs

Notice the complete lack of wind. No hair flying, no jacket flapping, nothing. Today was windy. Yesterday and the day before were not.

Posted by: t-bird at March 19, 2021 07:55 PM (DMQdU)

242 "Okay which one of you morons used to go by the nic Entropy?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth "


I believe he eventually stopped commenting.

Posted by: f'd at March 19, 2021 07:56 PM (vompe)

243 Has anyone put the Biden falling on the stairs video to the Phil Collins In The Air Tonight drum solo yet?

Posted by: 496 at March 19, 2021 07:56 PM (U1eOr)

244 Hey there's a nood

Posted by: f'd at March 19, 2021 07:57 PM (vompe)

245 Diamonds?

The diamonds in an afterburner are the bright sections in the flame. They're really a visual indication of the boundary condition caused by the shock wave of the exhaust flow.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 19, 2021 07:58 PM (5XK0y)

246
My pleasure. I love thinking and talking about this stuff, and just hope I don't get too boring!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2021 07:47 PM (YqDXo)

This is the Horde so we like to poke fun where we can but I appreciate the explanations as well. I loved physics and math but hit the wall in chemistry trying to balance equations.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 19, 2021 07:58 PM (axyOa)

247 Remember when children used to be shielded from things they were too young to have to see, or face, or understand because to do otherwise would be abuse?

*

It wasn't even 20 years ago that society had the moral decency to understand that hard curse words didn't belong on bumper stickers.

Posted by: Lysenko - click here for your covid vaccine documentation and directions at March 19, 2021 07:59 PM (TIEIK)

248 Hey. Gimme a break. I'm writing this on my kindle and it sucks.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 19, 2021 07:30 PM (axyOa)

I understand that predicament all too well...

Go forth and find an honest tablet!

Posted by: browndog at March 19, 2021 08:00 PM (BgMrQ)

249 So are Mach diamonds considered man-made?

Posted by: Lysenko - click here for your covid vaccine documentation and directions at March 19, 2021 08:00 PM (TIEIK)

250 Hairyback Guy @ 233- Lucky? First time I ever had to pay for it.

Posted by: Eromero at March 19, 2021 08:01 PM (gjvwR)

251 That's @ 229. Or course.

Posted by: Eromero at March 19, 2021 08:01 PM (gjvwR)

252 >>> Ha! Now do the diamonds you see in an afterburner.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 19, 2021 07:46 PM (5XK0y)


Mach diamonds are a common compressible fluid phenomenon you get in a super sonic jet as standing shockwaves reflect off the exhaust jet's interface with subsonic air.

Not much different than standard ss expansion/compression waves, just bound within an exaust jet and interacting with it's fluid interface instead of an immersed structure.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 19, 2021 08:04 PM (FJ81s)

253 Meth diamonds?

Posted by: Lysenko - click here for your covid vaccine documentation and directions at March 19, 2021 08:04 PM (TIEIK)

254 192 does salt work on the WAP ?
Posted by: chango lot at March 19, 2021 07:41 PM

Ok, that's just flat-out funny.
And socially, cutting edge.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 19, 2021 08:07 PM (sy5kK)

255 This is the Horde so we like to poke fun where we can but I appreciate the explanations as well. I loved physics and math but hit the wall in chemistry trying to balance equations.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 19, 2021 07:58 PM (axyOa)


Thanks!

Re balancing equations, you were just poorly taught. Chemistry is easier than physics or math.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2021 08:13 PM (YqDXo)

256 Nood in case you were wondering

Posted by: Lysenko - click here for your covid vaccine documentation and directions at March 19, 2021 08:14 PM (TIEIK)

257 Biden tripping 3 times, denying that Gaia isn't the true God.
Luckily he is a one-termer and doesn't have to be renominated, or there would be hell to pay at the next Democrat convention

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 19, 2021 08:19 PM (sy5kK)

258 Knocked down by a 20 MPH wind. Hell, why not? Nothing surprises me anymore. Bat shit crazy.

Posted by: TwentytwoLR at March 19, 2021 08:21 PM (b4qu5)

259 So are Mach diamonds considered man-made?

-
Mock diamonds are like mock turtles except diamonds.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 19, 2021 08:36 PM (VVEnO)

260 Also Born That Way? Serial Killers.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at March 19, 2021 09:04 PM (rxR5g)

261 Just anecdotal, but at work i heard two coworkers, one Korean and one from China, agree this has nothing to do with Asian hate, and i think most who aren't trying to kid themselves know that 99.9% of the Asian hate crimes come from one particular group that had targeted them with physical and sexual violence for decades.

But the media, who didn't give a shit about crimes against asians for months, will jump all over this, as they can use it to pin all crimes against asians on whitey, instead of those who commit most racial crimes in this country (just ask NYC jews who it is they recieve hate from)

Posted by: Rbastid at March 20, 2021 01:49 AM (mn/HW)

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