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New York Times Admits That There Was Never Any Science Behind the "Six Feet of Social Distancing" "Rule," and That It Was Something Our "Experts" Just Pulled Out of Thin Air

Julie Kelly wrote about this long ago. Back in April 2020.

So, precisely what is the science driving this mad world of shuttered public beaches, stormtrooper cops ticketing churchgoers sitting in their own cars, and duct-taped boxes in checkout lines to instruct shoppers where to stand?

It turns out, there is little verifiable evidence to support this government-imposed safe space: The CDC's COVID-19 guidance portal is disturbingly vague about a policy now fueling the destruction of the U.S. economy and forcing Americans to live under house arrest for the foreseeable future.

A month later, she noted the "experts" admitting that their rules were just an "experiment" -- and that that experiment failed.

Dr. Scott Gottlieb, former head of the Food and Drug Administration and a lead booster of social distancing, admitted Sunday that the draconian measures aren’t working as the experts promised.

"The concerning thing here is that we're looking at the prospect that this may be a persistent spread," Gottlieb said on CBS News' "Face the Nation," further noting 20,000 to 30,000 new reported cases per day despite intense lockdown orders in most states.

"While mitigation didn't fail, I think it's fair to say that it didn’t work as well as we expected," he said. "We expected that we would start seeing more significant declines in new cases and deaths around the nation at this point, and we're just not seeing that."

Literally every single thing Fauci said about covid was a lie, and literally every thing Julie Kelly said about covid was true.


More recently, Tucker Carlson addressed this Fake Science non-rule which Master Bullshit Artist and Part-Time Bathhouse Inspector Anthony Fauci seized on because it sounded good and scientific because it included a specific number.

Numbers are sciencey, right?

At this time last year, most Americans understood that social distancing was a form of punishment.

"It’s not good for man to be alone." That's one of the very first observations in the book that forms the basis of Western civilization, and we've lived accordingly. Apart from the death penalty, the harshest things we do to criminals in this country include separating them from other people. Prisoners have chosen lethal injection over solitary confinement; that's how badly human beings need to be close to one another.

So when they told us to stay far apart from each other last spring in the name of public health, it was an enormous sacrifice, whether or not we understood it at the time. Because this was a trusting and law-abiding country, we obeyed that order. We barely grumbled about it. We assumed they knew best. "Stay six feet from each other." That was social distancing. It was the law and most of us followed that law.

But where did that law come from? Who did the scientific research that determines six feet was the safest distance apart from other people that you could be? Somebody should have asked that question last spring, but as far as we know, nobody did.

It turns out the research that formed the basis of that law came from a German hygenicist called Carl Flugge. It was Flugge who decided that six-foot separations were necessary to slow the spread of pathogens. The CDC went with Flugge's judgment. What the CDC didn't tell us was that Karl Flugge had been dead for nearly 100 years. His research on social distancing was published in the 19th century, before most Americans had electricity or indoor plumbing. So why is that research still guiding public health policy in this country in 2021? It's a good question, and experts don't seem to have a good answer.

Last year, one of the top aerosol scientists in Australia, a woman called Lidia Morawska, likened social distancing regulations to a cult ritual: "The dogma was born. Like any dogma, it's extremely difficult to change people's minds and change the dogmas." So it was all just faith-based, and it had massive consequences.

Millions of American schoolchildren have not been educated for a year because the CDC turned century-old German theories about tuberculosis into a kind of modern, state-enforced religious faith. It's enough to make you feel sick.

Yes, our authorities are just that mediocre. But the most infuriating part of it all is not that they were wrong, but that they won't admit they were wrong and apologize for it. Dr. Anthony Fauci spent much of last year pretending "six feet apart" was some kind of unquestioned, universally recognized physics principle, like gravity or photosynthesis.

It's this "six foot" rule which the teachers unions seize upon to justify their refusal to work -- desks aren't six feet apart, and classrooms aren't big enough to keep kids six feet apart, so schools can't open.

Except... the real science is that three feet is enough social distancing to reduce disease transmission.

The kids had no choice. The science was settled, we were told.

Or at least, was settled until last week, when the journal Clinical Infectious Diseases found that the law of six feet of social distancing isn't actually real. It's not a law. It was a guess, and it's wrong. Researchers looked at coronavirus case rates in Massachusetts school districts that required six feet of social distancing and compared those with school districts that required only three feet of social distancing (yes, there were some). Researchers found there was no statistically significant difference in coronavirus cases between the two. That wasn't just true for students; it was also true for adult staff members. The study also controlled for coronavirus rates in the surrounding communities. It was not shoddy research. It was real. Here's the conclusion:

"Lower physical distancing policies can be adopted in school settings with masking mandates without negatively impacting student or staff safety."

Fake Jake Tapper actually stopped conspiring with Brian Stelter about which conservative media figures to cancel next to ask the Credentialed Bug-Chaser Fauci about the actual science:

But Tony Fauci didn't apologize for the fake science he's imposed on the entire country. He just nodded and kept going.

JAKE TAPPER, CNN 'STATE OF THE UNION': There's this new study from researchers in Massachusetts just out this week. It found no significant difference in coronavirus spreading in schools where there were six feet of distancing versus three feet of distancing. But that six-foot requirement, that's one of the main hurdles to reopening schools ... Does this study suggest to you that three feet is good enough?

FAUCI: It does indeed.

"Yeah, it does. Not a big deal, just kind of kept an entire generation of kids from learning anything. We'll just move forward with the new science."

Now even the New York Times is forced to admit the experts have been making this bullshit up all along.

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention is clear and consistent in its social distancing recommendation: To reduce the risk of contracting the coronavirus, people should remain at least six feet away from others who are not in their households. The guideline holds whether you are eating in a restaurant, lifting weights at a gym or learning long division in a fourth-grade classroom.

The guideline has been especially consequential for schools, many of which have not fully reopened because they do not have enough space to keep students six feet apart.

Now, spurred by a better understanding of how the virus spreads and a growing concern about the harms of keeping children out of school, some public health experts are calling on the agency to reduce the recommended distance in schools from six feet to three.

"It never struck me that six feet was particularly sensical in the context of mitigation," said Dr. Ashish Jha, dean of the Brown University School of Public Health. "I wish the C.D.C. would just come out and say this is not a major issue."

On Sunday, Dr. Anthony S. Fauci, the director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, said on CNN that the C.D.C. was reviewing the matter.

The origin of the six-foot distancing recommendation is something of a mystery. "It's almost like it was pulled out of thin air," said Linsey Marr, an expert on viral transmission at Virginia Tech University.

Now even leftwing idiot and Russia Truther Jonathan Chait -- who literally accused Trump of being a Russian agent recruited in the 80s -- says the case for keeping schools closed is "disintegrating."

How about, "Never existed?"

Posted by: Ace at 01:50 PM




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Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 17, 2021 01:50 PM (LvTSG)

2 We were bad people for questioning any of this a week ago.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 17, 2021 01:50 PM (LvTSG)

3 19th century scientist looking into TB.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 17, 2021 01:51 PM (2BZBZ)

4 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 17, 2021 01:50 PM (LvTSG)

Don't worry you're still a bad person. They will figure out the reason later.

Posted by: ... at March 17, 2021 01:52 PM (gqfZg)

5 Except... the real science is that three feet is enough social distancing to reduce disease transmission.

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If this is the case, then you're pretty much left with close quarters, extended contact as the only real way to transmit the disease.

Which made you a bad person for believing a week ago.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 17, 2021 01:52 PM (LvTSG)

6 Most people nowadays I want to stay more than 6 feet apart from

Posted by: It's me donna at March 17, 2021 01:52 PM (Zmnko)

7 Fuck her, fuck him, fuck that, fuck them and fuck this intolerable shit most of all.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 17, 2021 01:52 PM (46GDR)

8 "and the Lord spoke unto Moses: 'six feet.'"

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 17, 2021 01:52 PM (2BZBZ)

9 4 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 17, 2021 01:50 PM (LvTSG)

Don't worry you're still a bad person. They will figure out the reason later.
Posted by: ... at March 17, 2021 01:52 PM (gqfZg)

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*ponders mentioning Prometheus*

*thinks better of mentioning Prometheus and does not mention Prometheus*

*keeps thread Prometheus free*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 17, 2021 01:53 PM (LvTSG)

10 >>>2 We were bad people for questioning any of this a week ago.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets

you're a bad person for suggesting that it was wrong to say you were a bad person a week ago

Posted by: ace at March 17, 2021 01:53 PM (5+1A/)

11 hiya

Posted by: JT at March 17, 2021 01:53 PM (arJlL)

12 Top *cough cough mumble*

Posted by: callsign claymore at March 17, 2021 01:53 PM (K88hc)

13 10 >>>2 We were bad people for questioning any of this a week ago.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets

you're a bad person for suggesting that it was wrong to say you were a bad person a week ago
Posted by: ace at March 17, 2021 01:53 PM (5+1A/)

========

To be fair, ... has me pegged at #4.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 17, 2021 01:53 PM (LvTSG)

14 Why bother admitting it? Maybe it's cathartic.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at March 17, 2021 01:54 PM (Zm+LZ)

15 But the blood letting is still good, right?
Or do my leeches become bait now?

Posted by: Maturin at March 17, 2021 01:54 PM (i022r)

16 Why do bad things happen to good people?

There are no good people.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 17, 2021 01:54 PM (2BZBZ)

17 Supermarket floor tapers hardest hit.

Posted by: wth at March 17, 2021 01:55 PM (v0R5T)

18 "Lower physical distancing policies can be adopted in school settings with masking mandates..."

Well that's a huge win. More freedomy "freedom." More wins like this and we'll be out of this never.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 17, 2021 01:55 PM (Bmy3R)

19 3 feet is pretty much as close as I want any stranger to be from me. The only time I get closer is when they're standing in front of whatever it is I'm trying to get in the grocery store, but they've strategically placed their cart to block half the isle as they stand face-in-phone texting, oblivious to the fact they in fact are not the only inhabitants of the planet.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 17, 2021 01:55 PM (46GDR)

20 Worked didn't it?

- Sen. Harry "black eye" Reid.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 17, 2021 01:55 PM (6/LtX)

21 Numbers are sciencey, right?

Number are math. Math is racist. Therefore, Fauci is racist.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2021 01:56 PM (U7wke)

22 Whenever anyone tells you the science is settled you can assume they are an idiot with no actual concept of science.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 17, 2021 01:56 PM (o2MD2)

23 I've noticed that over half of the stores in my area have removed the 6 ft recommendation signs from the entrances, plus the stickers off the floor where to queue for the checkout. Only one grocery store still has the one way aisles, which everyone ignored except the Karens.

Posted by: Beartooth at March 17, 2021 01:56 PM (ZN7T5)

24 How much is that in cubits?

Posted by: Noah at March 17, 2021 01:57 PM (GYqYy)

25 They have to drop it to zero feet, if they're gonna cram 25 of us inside each Workers' Smart Apartment in the U.N. Smart Cities.

Posted by: callsign claymore at March 17, 2021 01:57 PM (K88hc)

26 It's not science unless it's in metric.

You stay back 1.83 meters, pal!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 17, 2021 01:57 PM (xfb67)

27 COCKSUCKA!

Posted by: Wu at March 17, 2021 01:57 PM (VcFUs)

28 If it saves just one life...*hic*

Posted by: Suburban Wine Moms at March 17, 2021 01:57 PM (vtcmf)

29 Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 17, 2021 01:55 PM (46GDR)

But how do your personal feelings mean that the rest of us who enjoy human contact shouldn't have that freedom? Genuinely curious.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 17, 2021 01:57 PM (Bmy3R)

30 24 How much is that in cubits?

That is 4 standard cubits, however a long or royal cubit is 21 inches.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 17, 2021 01:58 PM (o2MD2)

31 New York Times Admits That There Was Never Any Science Behind the "Six Feet of Social Distancing" "Rule," and That It Was Something Our "Experts" Just Pulled Out of Thin Air

Thin air? That isn't what they pulled it out of.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 17, 2021 01:58 PM (YqDXo)

32 Supermarket floor tapers hardest hit.
Posted by: wth at March 17, 2021 01:55 PM (v0R5T)


And the plexiglass stores had a hay-day, just selling sheets of magic plexiglass to all the markets as well. My PO has the things hanging everywhere.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 17, 2021 01:58 PM (46GDR)

33 "It never struck me that six feet was particularly sensical in the context of mitigation," said Dr. Ashish Jha, dean of the Brown University School of Public Health. "I wish the C.D.C. would just come out and say this is not a major issue."

Dr. Jha was regularly featured on news programs discussing the importance of social distancing. I didn't recall him making a statement like this before today.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 17, 2021 01:58 PM (mdjgu)

34 We made the people dance.


Tee hee.

Posted by: Fauci at March 17, 2021 01:58 PM (Qkz2E)

35 wash your hands
wear a mask
pull your pud
wash your hands

Posted by: wth at March 17, 2021 01:58 PM (v0R5T)

36 >Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 17, 2021 01:55 PM (6/LtX)

Dammit, you beat me to it.

The damage is done. The COVID Karens have been successfully programmed and they aren't going to give up their wubby no matter how much actual science you show them. They have all of The Science™ that they need to fulfil their lives.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at March 17, 2021 01:58 PM (DXFDM)

37 More recently, Tucker Carlson addressed this Fake Science non-rule which Master Bullshit Artist and Part-Time Bathhouse Inspector Anthony Fauci seized on because it sounded good and scientific because it included a specific number.

He should've said "two meters" to make it sound really sciency.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 17, 2021 01:59 PM (YqDXo)

38 Millions of American schoolchildren have not been educated for a year
because the CDC turned century-old German theories about tuberculosis
into a kind of modern, state-enforced religious faith. It's enough to
make you feel sick.

Ohhh, I'm well beyond feeling sick. I am way out there in 'infuriated' territory. Stabby even. These people need to bear brutal consequences for what they have done to us and our children. They need to feel the pain they have caused others. This must never ever happen again.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 17, 2021 01:59 PM (45fpk)

39 2 We were bad people for questioning any of this a week ago.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 17, 2021 01:50 PM (LvTSG)

And we'll be bad next week for pointing it out to them that they lied, were flat wrong, and their shit is all fooked up.

Posted by: Gene Wilder & Richard Pryor - we bad at March 17, 2021 01:59 PM (VcFUs)

40 I expected it to have come from a 10 year-old's science fair project.

Posted by: Roy at March 17, 2021 01:59 PM (iIjGO)

41 It's absolutely infuriating that Twitter, Facebook, YouTube etc were "fact-checking" and de-platforming actual doctors for spreading true information about Covid. All the while Fauci and others were out there telling verifiable falsehoods and being feted by the MSM and tech world as a "pure scientist" and hard truth-teller.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 17, 2021 01:59 PM (YYlyE)

42 We've known for some time that it was all a hoax.
Yawn.

Meanwhile, TX governor and border patrol holding press conference on the border. Focus: the "humanitarian" crisis and THE CHILDREN. Pfft.
None of the real issues are even mentioned. They want us to be concerned about the trafficking and that's all. More manipulation of us.

Posted by: Ziba at March 17, 2021 01:59 PM (S1hrL)

43 The Massachusetts study compared 3' to 6' and exposed the fact that the 6' had no basis in current science.
So does the 3' have any basis in current science either? I didn't see the science on that.

Posted by: 496 at March 17, 2021 01:59 PM (U1eOr)

44 Observed elsewhere: Aerosols can travel 30' and hang in the air on lazy air currents for over an hour. Six foot spacing is practically pointless.

Take all that in, and recognize that, those recent "studies" that made use of recent case data - with all ITS problems - to establish that "masks work," they are ALL confounded with these unscientifically-derived six foot spacing recommendations, AND two-week (neigh indefinite) lockdowns, and you get a pretty good feel for the state of the "science" regarding China virus recommendations, as comically fluid and contradictory as they are and were.

I'd venture a guess to say about the only thing that had any measurable effect on reducing transmission was to lockdown everyone in their homes. Kind of makes you wonder about how they derived the "essential worker" categories (including intoxicant distributors), as if they only included those deemed essential for their continued comfort and survival.

Posted by: 4 at March 17, 2021 01:59 PM (KnJdm)

45 Except... the real science is that three feet is enough social distancing to reduce disease transmission.

Well, if three feet is good then six feet must be better. Let's double it again and maintain a twelve foot distance, just to be safe. For the children, of course.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at March 17, 2021 01:59 PM (SchxB)

46 they've strategically placed their cart to block half the isle as they stand face-in-phone texting, oblivious to the fact they in fact are not the only inhabitants of the planet.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 17, 2021 01:55 PM (46GDR)

Cart etiquette needs to be taught in schools.

I have thought about pulling out my pocket knife and eviscerating people who don't understand it.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 17, 2021 02:00 PM (LwRTF)

47 I just fired off texts to our church leadership and told them we need to knock off the six foot distancing stupidity.

Waiting to hear back.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 17, 2021 02:00 PM (ptqGC)

48 FAUCI: It does indeed.

"Yeah, it does. Not a big deal, just kind of kept an entire generation of kids from learning anything. We'll just move forward with the new science."

*****

Go speak to a principal who is willing to talk to you about it.

Only 25% or so of kids remained at grade level.

Shocking mystery: The kids who do fine in school also did fine when they weren't in school.

Posted by: Lysenko - donate your guns to a no questions, records, or receipts gun buy back at March 17, 2021 02:00 PM (XTk1T)

49 Funny, where was this Virginia Tech twat a year ago? If it was pulled out of thin air, why did she stay silent?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden Is Not My President at March 17, 2021 02:00 PM (qoNQ/)

50 >>>He should've said "two meters" to make it sound really sciency.


YES! He missed an opportunity to be sciencey.

Posted by: ace at March 17, 2021 02:00 PM (5+1A/)

51 24 How much is that in cubits?

0.05 furlongs.

Or 1 fathom.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 17, 2021 02:00 PM (YqDXo)

52 30 24 How much is that in cubits?

That is 4 standard cubits, however a long or royal cubit is 21 inches.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 17, 2021 01:58 PM (o2MD2)

That's at least a furlong away from my bob-a-lones

Posted by: BifBewalski - Distance measured in proximity to my balls at March 17, 2021 02:00 PM (VcFUs)

53 One of the ladies who works in the reception area flew to AZ last week to see her daughter and grandkids. I was talking to her yesterday and she was complaining about how people at baggage claim weren't paying attention to the stickers on the floor and were standing closer than six feet apart. I said to her, "uhh, you sat a quarter inch away from someone on an airplane for 3 1/2 hours."

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 17, 2021 02:00 PM (Ez6QX)

54 Now do 3 feet vs zero distance.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at March 17, 2021 02:00 PM (uhPTO)

55 Cool now test no social distancing next. And masks v no masks. And shutting down nonessential businesses verse leaving them open. And hand sanitizer every thirty seconds. Etc.

Because what I think we will find is that the fucking virus like most respiratory viruses lives in the air. So if an infected person is actively shedding and you breathe in that same air none of the other stuff matters. It will get in your lungs and depending on your immune system and the viral load you may or may not get it.

Just like the flu or the common cold etc

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 17, 2021 02:00 PM (UPoLF)

56 They are only a full year behind anyone with any sense at all.

Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2021 02:00 PM (rvxPI)

57 Beware the Miasma!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 17, 2021 02:00 PM (63Dwl)

58 And we're inching closer to having our officials finally admit that fecal-oral is the main route of transmission, aren't we?

Posted by: Lysenko - donate your guns to a no questions, records, or receipts gun buy back at March 17, 2021 02:01 PM (XTk1T)

59 My go-to guideline has always been that if I could smell their BO, then I was too close - regardless of a virus.

Posted by: Roy at March 17, 2021 02:01 PM (iIjGO)

60 39 2 We were bad people for questioning any of this a week ago.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 17, 2021 01:50 PM (LvTSG)

And we'll be bad next week for pointing it out to them that they lied, were flat wrong, and their shit is all fooked up.
Posted by: Gene Wilder & Richard Pryor - we bad at March 17, 2021 01:59 PM (VcFUs)

Well hurting people's feelings is the greatest of all crimes. No, your feelings don't count.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at March 17, 2021 02:01 PM (Zm+LZ)

61 Didn't the CDC just announce that kids 3-4 years old need to wear masks as well? Cult leaders would be embarrassed by this sort of flip-flopping.

Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at March 17, 2021 02:01 PM (EpDzw)

62 I've been beyond livid regarding these COVID "dogmas" -- for months.

Love how the new "3ft" wisdom is still qualified by the need for a mask mandate. Look forward to another buried article 1 year from now concluding that mask mandates are worthless.

My local school board has clung to this 6ft dogma, with the religiosity of a Pharisee. People have lost their livelihoods, businesses and economic futures over this politically-motivated moral panic and "science." There need to be consequences.

Posted by: Revenant at March 17, 2021 02:01 PM (qFRAe)

63 expected it to have come from a 10 year-old's science fair project.
Posted by: Roy at March 17,

I know. Right.

Posted by: Girl who started the plastic straws and turtle crisis at March 17, 2021 02:01 PM (ZN7T5)

64 >>I have thought about pulling out my pocket knife and eviscerated people who don't understand it.


I just start putting random shit in their carts.

Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2021 02:01 PM (rvxPI)

65 Chait makes me laugh. Assholes like him created this panic, and have slimed anyone who pointed out there wasn't any good reason for any of this, and now they're trying to convince people not panic like that guy screaming "all is well" at the parade in Animal House. The Bane in me has just decided to enjoy it.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 17, 2021 02:01 PM (H5knJ)

66 Wait, you mean there's people who actually take that six-foot bullshit seriously? I've been in several states since this all started and the only time I've seen it vaguely adhered to is when people are lining up to get into a store in the direct presence of the door bouncers at the sort of Karen Klubs that enforce reduced occupancy (TJ's, Ikea, etc.). Which, incidentally, furthers my argument that the better-than-expected compliance with various C19 related policies is less about mandates or 'do your part' and more about people not wanting to get into an argument with some surly bitch with a name tag.

Posted by: CppThis at March 17, 2021 02:01 PM (zcf1k)

67 Get those teachers dancing on TikTok! *hic*

Posted by: Suburban Wine Moms at March 17, 2021 02:01 PM (vtcmf)

68 It came from Chi nah.

Posted by: torabora at March 17, 2021 02:01 PM (Y274z)

69 They need to feel the pain they have caused others. This must never ever happen again.
Posted by: grammie winger

Sure, just like those govt. employees who broke all kinds of laws to punish Tea Party groups, and our incoming president, and anyone that showed up at the Jan 6 rally... all those people.
I'm through hoping God punishes them sometime. It seems there IS no justice, and least not in these once United States.

Posted by: MkY at March 17, 2021 02:01 PM (i022r)

70 He should've said "two meters" to make it sound really sciency.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 17, 2021 01:59 PM (YqDXo)

Then Americans wouldn't know what to do.

Posted by: 4 at March 17, 2021 02:01 PM (KnJdm)

71 hat tip to me.

but Trump refused to listen to the science! Bad Orange Man!

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 17, 2021 02:01 PM (4a9Vv)

72 Beware the Miasma!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Is that in Florida ?

Posted by: JT at March 17, 2021 02:02 PM (arJlL)

73 A lot of fake science shit is going to surface over the next couple months.

Media's message... hey, we were just reporting what we thought you should know based on our own opinions. Don't shoot the messenger.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 17, 2021 02:02 PM (3H9h1)

74 49 Funny, where was this Virginia Tech twat a year ago? If it was pulled out of thin air, why did she stay silent?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden Is Not My President at March 17, 2021 02:00 PM (qoNQ/)


She wanted to escape the fate of the Johns Hopkins epidemiology chick who published (briefly) that there was no increase in overall mortality associated with Covid. The article was instantly retracted - by the publisher, not the author - and she was unpersoned.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 17, 2021 02:02 PM (YqDXo)

75 They need to feel the pain they have caused others. This must never ever happen again.
Posted by: grammie winger

**

But grammie, we're all in this together.

Posted by: Lysenko - donate your guns to a no questions, records, or receipts gun buy back at March 17, 2021 02:02 PM (XTk1T)

76 Oh oh. Ok guys. These are the worst kind of indians. Commie indians are the worst .

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 17, 2021 02:02 PM (IWcxg)

77 n a just world, Fauci would be strung up by his heels, flogged with wet hoses, put up in stocks in the town square whereby the general public can pelt him with rotten fruit and eggs. And that is my nice take on his punishment.

Posted by: Cheri at March 17, 2021 02:03 PM (oiNtH)

78 Wow, I sure hope someone does "masks" soon.
Oh, yeah, that research was suppressed 2(?) days after it was published.

Posted by: AZ deplorable isolated at March 17, 2021 02:03 PM (gtatv)

79 revenge is not a good thing

Posted by: confederatefifth at March 17, 2021 02:03 PM (4Jold)

80 Continuing the bourbon and other liquor discussion from the previous thread, I found this (in reference to a Macallan 1: "I've had it twice on a business trip on an expense account. $25/shot in
'95 in Birmingham. No idea what they'd charge today. A bottle goes $165
easy."
I just came back from my abc store. $359.

Posted by: pep at March 17, 2021 02:03 PM (v16oJ)

81 They need to kill the social distancing narrative so they promote packing multiple homeless and illegal immigrant families into the single family dwellings they intend to seize from the execrable whiteys in the duh burbs...

Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at March 17, 2021 02:03 PM (MkuC5)

82 I'm fully vaccinated so what stupid prize do i win for playing their stupid game?

Posted by: torabora at March 17, 2021 02:03 PM (Y274z)

83 It sure is nice when they coordinate the whole,

"well this specifically delineated portion of all the stupid crap we've been pulling is now designated as being "wrong" and so we should stop doing just that one part while maintaining all the other related and similarly instated parts with absolute fucking religious fever"

Posted by: banana Dream at March 17, 2021 02:03 PM (+gFOr)

84 Media's message... hey, we were just reporting what we thought you should know based on our own opinions. Don't shoot the messenger.
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 17, 2021 02:02 PM (3H9h1)


Yep.

"We lied, but it was to get you to do the right thing. But of course we're totally telling the truth on everything else. Honest. Would we lie to you?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 17, 2021 02:03 PM (YqDXo)

85 Anyone have a link to the journal article referenced? I can't seem to find it in the most recent issues of the Journal of Clinical Infectious Diseases. I want to add it to my pile of other scientific articled debunking the unscientific nature of how people react to this disease.
Thanks!

Posted by: Lord Squirrel at March 17, 2021 02:03 PM (ZIoLS)

86 "It's almost like it was pulled out of thin air."

----

You misspelled "somebody's ass."

Posted by: ShainS at March 17, 2021 02:03 PM (0mYEj)

87 They need to feel the pain they have caused others. This must never ever happen again.
Posted by: grammie winger

Thousands have died because of them. I fully agree. Dial it up.

Posted by: Roy at March 17, 2021 02:03 PM (iIjGO)

88 We were bad people for questioning any of this a week ago.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 17, 2021 01:50 PM (LvTSG)


Kung Flu has been liberating and infuriating for me, personally.

Liberating, because I have realized that a lot of people I considered "friends" are not, and I am perfectly happy with never seeing them again.

Infuriating, because one I consider a friend is completely locked into this nonsense, so much that he has not left his apartment since last year. And he will not believe any source that tells him this is all bullshit. It's destroyed a good friendship and I can never have a normal conversation with him again.

If there really is an afterlife, I hope Fauci is Satan's dicksleeve.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 17, 2021 02:03 PM (2JVJo)

89 She wanted to escape the fate of the Johns Hopkins epidemiology chick who published (briefly) that there was no increase in overall mortality associated with Covid. The article was instantly retracted - by the publisher, not the author - and she was unpersoned.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 17, 2021 02:02 PM (YqDXo)

****

IIRC they even left the article up but with a statement at the top saying that the article doesn't say what you can clearly read that it says and the numbers represented don't represent what are factually placed in columns together to easily compare.

Posted by: Lysenko - donate your guns to a no questions, records, or receipts gun buy back at March 17, 2021 02:03 PM (XTk1T)

90 How much is that in cubits?

That is 4 standard cubits, however a long or royal cubit is 21 inches.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 17, 2021 01:58 PM (o2MD2)

That's at least a furlong away from my bob-a-lones
Posted by: BifBewalski - Distance measured in proximity to my balls at March 17, 2021 02:00 PM (VcFUs)


Or half a hogshead.

Posted by: Henry Waxman at March 17, 2021 02:03 PM (hITxG)

91 Supermarket floor tapers hardest hit.

Posted by: wth at March 17, 2021 01:55 PM (v0R5T)

They'll get over it.

Posted by: Buggy Whippers at March 17, 2021 02:03 PM (KnJdm)

92 You can't stop the spread of a virus short of full biohazard containment protocols. They don't set the labs up that way because they like the décor.

The only thing social distancing and masks "may" accomplish is to lessen the probability that you may catch the virus. And they know jack shit about what those probabilities are.

But, they flat out lied about it and said you were saving lives and other bullshit.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 17, 2021 02:04 PM (xfb67)

93 The Scientists come from the Universities.

So. Yeah. Pseudo-Science is the order of the day.

Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2021 02:04 PM (rvxPI)

94 I just start putting random shit in their carts.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2021 02:01 PM (rvxPI)

LOL. I like that idea. I usually stand there politely waiting for them to move. Hubs will wander up and ask me what I'm doing. I tell him I'm waiting for someone to move. His 280 lb ass then goes barreling through and I follow along behind.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 17, 2021 02:04 PM (Ez6QX)

95 >>>She wanted to escape the fate of the Johns Hopkins epidemiology chick who published (briefly) that there was no increase in overall mortality associated with Covid.

True. Just shows she's a coward, IMO

Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden Is Not My President at March 17, 2021 02:04 PM (qoNQ/)

96 Six months before we're told no one needs the vaccine.

Posted by: Lysenko - donate your guns to a no questions, records, or receipts gun buy back at March 17, 2021 02:04 PM (XTk1T)

97 --they've strategically placed their cart to block half the isle as they stand face-in-phone texting, oblivious to the fact they in fact are not the only inhabitants of the planet.
--Cart etiquette needs to be taught in schools.
I have thought about pulling out my pocket knife and eviscerated people who don't understand it.

---

I will no shit push that cart all the way down the aisle to the far end when I catch that shit happening.

Posted by: BifBewalski - Have some fun! at March 17, 2021 02:04 PM (VcFUs)

98 Next person who says THE Science gets a throat punch.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 17, 2021 02:04 PM (ptqGC)

99 I thought it was The Police that started this social distancing bullshit

Posted by: REDACTED at March 17, 2021 02:04 PM (6iURM)

100 Then Americans wouldn't know what to do.
Posted by: 4 at March 17, 2021 02:01 PM (KnJdm)


They never know what to do. How would this be any different?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 17, 2021 02:04 PM (YqDXo)

101 ...I thought everyone knew the 6 foot thing was yanked out of someone's posterior? Its different every nation, its 2 meters in most of Europe, for instance (roughly 6 feet 3 inches). The number was just arbitrarily decided on, not based on science or logic.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2021 02:05 PM (KZzsI)

102 Of course, it should probably also be noted that I'm a somewhat antisocial asshole who avoids shopping during peak hours, which has probably kept me away from the worst of the stupidity. When it's 9:30PM and you're the only customer in the store, the social-distancing thing sort of happens on its own.

Posted by: CppThis at March 17, 2021 02:05 PM (zcf1k)

103 "It's almost like it was pulled out of thin air."



----



You misspelled "somebody's ass."

Posted by: ShainS at March 17, 2021 02:03 PM (0mYEj)

People! The only sure fire way we can defeat covid is to shove a pickel in your starfish.

Posted by: Science Financed by Pickle Packers at March 17, 2021 02:05 PM (KnJdm)

104 The experts care more about the children crossing the border than they do the children who are citizens of this country. Sickening.

Experts in TX asking for trauma care for all the illegal kids at the border. TX appropriated $1B last year for protecting kids at the border while American kids were locked out of school. "Texas is willing to step in and help out," says Abbott. "Americans are failing these children (the illegals)."

Posted by: Ziba at March 17, 2021 02:05 PM (S1hrL)

105 I'm fully vaccinated so what stupid prize do i win for playing their stupid game?

You get this nifty laminated certification card!

Posted by: Your gub'mint betters at March 17, 2021 02:05 PM (vtcmf)

106 Has anyone ever addressed the fraudulent phrase of 'social distancing' to begin with?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 17, 2021 02:05 PM (pAjZN)

107 "The science is settled... on whatever helps the democrats on any given day" ~Anthony "Gay Bath House Wallflower" Fauci (Probaby)

Posted by: Flyguy at March 17, 2021 02:05 PM (3sOO0)

108 96 Six months before we're told no one needs the vaccine.
Posted by: Lysenko - donate your guns to a no questions, records, or receipts gun buy back at March 17, 2021 02:04 PM (XTk1T)


A year before we're told it was just a bad flu season. No biggie.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 17, 2021 02:05 PM (YqDXo)

109 Except... the real science is that three feet is enough social distancing to reduce disease transmission.

So everyone who flies commercial is dead of CoViD, right?

Lets understand that much of what passes for public science bares absolutely no resemblance to what is observed in reality.

MODELS ARE NOT F'ING SCIENCE its some half-wit's child-like understanding of the world around them, cast into really crappy code, and endlessly fiddled with until by accident it conjures up results that please the sponsors of the study.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 17, 2021 02:05 PM (YuyTg)

110 Allegedly, commercial airlines (which are flying at a reduced schedule but at near full-capacity flights) are not a known "transmission vector" for KungFlu transmission.

So tell me, how is it that I can be stuck in a germ tube literally inches from a half-dozen people for hours (sometimes 5-6 hours for a coast-to-coast flight) with only a sheet of t-shirt paper across my nose and mouth as "protection" and it's perfectly safe...

... but outdoor sports stadiums can only open at 15% capacity?

Because it's a fucking scam, and an Op. Always has been, is now, and every shall be.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at March 17, 2021 02:05 PM (NYS7S)

111 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 17, 2021 02:03 PM (2JVJo)

I commiserate. I jut had a probable bust-up with a friend over Covid masking.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2021 02:05 PM (VP4Cd)

112 If you spend more than six minutes a day on AOSHQ you are an addict.

And they are taking note of that And writing down everything you say. So it can be used at your trial.

Posted by: torabora at March 17, 2021 02:06 PM (Y274z)

113 >>I thought it was The Police that started this social distancing bullshit


**Starts Shooting**

...shit. Sorry.

I thought you were saying Massage in a Bottle.

Posted by: Georgia Sex Addict at March 17, 2021 02:06 PM (rvxPI)

114 I'm fully vaccinated so what stupid prize do i win for playing their stupid game?




you're going to grow horns, so there is that

Posted by: confederatefifth at March 17, 2021 02:06 PM (4Jold)

115
I took a 64 mile road trip in MA last Saturday and had to pass a dozen electronic highway signs telling me to "Protect Yourself and Others...Wear A Mask...and Socially Distance."

All I could see was "OBEY."

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 17, 2021 02:06 PM (RB109)

116 So restaurants can go to full occupancy now. So bars can go to full occupancy now. So classrooms can be filled to full occupancy now. So churches can be open to full occupancy now. Done. I'm so done with this I can't even tell you how done I am with this.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 17, 2021 02:06 PM (45fpk)

117 Watch them say that the numbers were bad because the numbers were from white supremacists.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 17, 2021 02:06 PM (WJ8Bv)

118 >>> but they've strategically placed their cart to block half the isle as they stand face-in-phone texting, oblivious to the fact they in fact are not the only inhabitants of the planet.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 17, 2021 01:55 PM (46GDR)
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Preach it.

Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 17, 2021 02:06 PM (/tW+K)

119 I've always wondered how it was possible for Hitler and Mao and Stalin to impose almost total oppressive control over an entire country with millions of people. I don't wonder any more.

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 17, 2021 02:06 PM (enXj9)

120 But how do your personal feelings mean that the rest of us who enjoy human contact shouldn't have that freedom? Genuinely curious.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 17, 2021 01:57 PM (Bmy3R)


Less than 3'? That's not much more than arms reach. Human contact is great, but not the person wearing their pajamas in the Trader Joe's. If I'm conversing with somebody, 24" (the depth of a kitchen counter) is fine. At that distance, you're in my personal space. Any closer and it gets hard to shake hands. No, 3' is fine for the purple haired tatted up they/them at Trader Joe's.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 17, 2021 02:06 PM (46GDR)

121 This latest china virus announcement is another distraction from the real issue at the border. The issue at the border is a bigger threat than the virus.

Posted by: Ziba at March 17, 2021 02:06 PM (S1hrL)

122 106 Has anyone ever addressed the fraudulent phrase of 'social distancing' to begin with?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 17, 2021 02:05 PM (pAjZN)


I'm reaching the conclusion that "social" now means "horseshit."

Social distancing. Social justice. Social media.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 17, 2021 02:06 PM (YqDXo)

123 >>And they are taking note of that And writing down everything you say. So it can be used at your trial.


Re-read Kafka's 'The Trial' this week.

It would make a good Book Club book, Ace.

Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2021 02:07 PM (rvxPI)

124 only sure fire way we can defeat covid is to shove a pickel

Specifically an "uneaten" pickle.

Posted by: IP at March 17, 2021 02:07 PM (pWrfh)

125 ..I thought everyone knew the 6 foot thing was yanked out of someone's posterior? Its different every nation, its 2 meters in most of Europe, for instance (roughly 6 feet 3 inches). The number was just arbitrarily decided on, not based on science or logic.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2021 02:05 PM (KZzsI)

**

It was bizarre to watch the scientific studies come out after the fact to attempt to support the arbitrary number.

THIS IS HOW FAR THIS PARTICULAR GLOB OF SPIT THAT MIGHT BE CONTAMINATED COULD POSSIBLY TRAVEL IN THESE CONDITIONS, HATERS!!!

"So you're saying we could just cover our mouths when we sneeze like our moms taught us?"

Posted by: Lysenko - donate your guns to a no questions, records, or receipts gun buy back at March 17, 2021 02:07 PM (XTk1T)

126 I follow along behind.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 17, 2021 02:04 PM (Ez6QX)


You are too polite. It's an invitation to bumper carts.

Posted by: Science Financed by Pickle Packers at March 17, 2021 02:07 PM (KnJdm)

127 who did Biden say "don't cum yet" to ??

Posted by: REDACTED at March 17, 2021 02:07 PM (6iURM)

128 I commiserate. I jut had a probable bust-up with a friend over Covid masking.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2021 02:05 PM (VP4Cd)
******
Same here over the stolen election

"You don't believe that stuff do you?"

Posted by: torabora at March 17, 2021 02:07 PM (Y274z)

129 My Publix stores removed the floor tapes a while back. The super Kroger still has tapes, along with an annoying announcement warning shoppers to social distance, mask up, and my favorite: We're all in this together. *throws everything*

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 17, 2021 02:07 PM (ptqGC)

130 A whole pickle? I only have slices.

Posted by: Hope "Starfish" Solo at March 17, 2021 02:07 PM (uhPTO)

131 I just start putting random shit in their carts.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2021 02:01 PM

Thats awesome. Id laugh if you did that to me. Like yep I fucked up sorry.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 17, 2021 02:07 PM (UPoLF)

132
The cocksuckers at Amazon tell me "Please give drivers at least 6 feet of space to safely deliver your package" before every delivery.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 17, 2021 02:07 PM (RB109)

133 You can safely travel in any direction in one way aisles so long as you walk backwards when needed.

Posted by: Lysenko - donate your guns to a no questions, records, or receipts gun buy back at March 17, 2021 02:07 PM (XTk1T)

134 >>You are too polite. It's an invitation to bumper carts.


Ramming Speed!

Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2021 02:07 PM (rvxPI)

135 Abott needs to be impeached.

Posted by: FFS at March 17, 2021 02:08 PM (lzJqG)

136 I commiserate. I jut had a probable bust-up with a friend over Covid masking.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Ummm.....I don't think she was really your friend.

Posted by: JT at March 17, 2021 02:08 PM (arJlL)

137 The Federal Reserve FOMC just linked the economic recovery to the virus and, wait for it, vaccinations.

They are all in on the vaccination push. Financial people.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 17, 2021 02:08 PM (VpIIl)

138 who did Biden say "don't cum yet" to ??
Posted by: R


uh nobody, he is doing whores

Posted by: confederatefifth at March 17, 2021 02:08 PM (4Jold)

139 I think we all knew this instinctively, but our betters knew soo much more than we did. Assholes.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at March 17, 2021 02:08 PM (jvt6t)

140 Popeye's drive-thru in Palm Beach County, Florida got a bit sporty.

https://bit.ly/2Nq8KlK

Posted by: bonhomme at March 17, 2021 02:08 PM (YYlyE)

141 The cocksuckers at Amazon tell me "Please give drivers at least 6 feet of space to safely deliver your package" before every delivery.

***

Hahahaha

The folks that are eating, drinking, biting their nails, and picking their noses before handling the delivery and dropping it off right at your door?

SCIENZ!

Posted by: Lysenko - donate your guns to a no questions, records, or receipts gun buy back at March 17, 2021 02:08 PM (XTk1T)

142 BMI is still considered gospel even though it was developed for 19th century Belgians, right?

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 17, 2021 02:08 PM (DTX3h)

143 So restaurants can go to full occupancy now. So bars can go to full occupancy now. So classrooms can be filled to full occupancy now. So churches can be open to full occupancy now. Done. I'm so done with this I can't even tell you how done I am with this.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 17, 2021 02:06 PM (45fpk)


Schools should now be open year-round just to catch up. And then, having established the precedent ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 17, 2021 02:08 PM (YqDXo)

144 His research on social distancing was published in the 19th century, before most Americans had electricity or indoor plumbing.

-----

Lefty Scientists: always fighting the last century's war.

Posted by: ShainS at March 17, 2021 02:08 PM (0mYEj)

145 I commiserate. I jut had a probable bust-up with a friend over Covid masking.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Never argue about religion.

Posted by: Roy at March 17, 2021 02:08 PM (iIjGO)

146 The 14 day quarantine period after exposure also basically BS, but if you know how bureaucrat science works it makes sense:
"Well, there was this study and maybe isn't very good but it says the incubation period is probably 5 or 6 days for 95% of the cases, so call it a week, BUT there were some outliers at 10 days, which may or may not just have been a second exposure that the study guys didn't notice, so we could set it at 10 days just to be safe, but the public are idiots and and 10 days in the future too hard for them to track, so lets call it two weeks and if it causes 40% extra hardship on people needlessly, well I still got my pension so F'em."

Posted by: The Ghost of Pandemic Present at March 17, 2021 02:09 PM (dYe5S)

147 I follow along behind.

Posted by: Jordan61

Aw, shucks !

My behind is regular length !

Posted by: JT at March 17, 2021 02:09 PM (arJlL)

148 79 revenge is not a good thing

Posted by: confederatefifth at March 17, 2021 02:03 PM (4Jold)

I about 90% agree with you. However, there are the occasional asshoes that richly deserve some quid pro quo coming at them a good ten or fifteen years later. I keep my revenge in the deep freeze, the top loader, in the garage with my venison, and pork. I pull it out, wipe off the frost, turn it a bit and put it back in so it stays frozen.

It looks like a pineapple and has barbed wire wrapped around it. It's been marinated in kerosene too.

Posted by: BifBewalski - You're doing it wrong at March 17, 2021 02:09 PM (VcFUs)

149 --they've strategically placed their cart to block half the isle as they
stand face-in-phone texting, oblivious to the fact they in fact are not
the only inhabitants of the planet.

I was in Wegman's, and a woman had her cart in the middle of the aisle. Just sitting there. By itself. So I pushed it over and said "or maybe we could push our cart to the side so other can pass". She flipped out, and started yelling that she didn't need lessons in manners, to which I replied "apparently you do". She walked away, and then came back screaming at me. This went on until she finally figured out I didn't give a s***.

No point here, other than that some people are a**holes.

In case that wasn't clear.

Posted by: pep at March 17, 2021 02:09 PM (v16oJ)

150 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 17, 2021 02:03 PM (2JVJo)

I empathize, MP^4. KungFlu, or rather the fascist response to it, broke a great many people.

We'll be dealing with the fallout from this bullshit for decades. In a sane, less stupid time, there would be severe consequences for the fucking monsters who did this to us.

But we don't live in such a time.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at March 17, 2021 02:09 PM (NYS7S)

151 143. That would just lead to doubling the size of the teachers union.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 17, 2021 02:09 PM (6/LtX)

152 8 "and the Lord spoke unto Moses: 'six feet.'"
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 17, 2021 01:52 PM (2BZBZ)

Unfortunately it was on the gem about how big the staff needed to be, but the social distancing National Socialist that grabbed it out of the fire only got the one half seared into his flesh, and not the second half that had the addendum.

You'd be amazed how often that happens.

Posted by: Professor Jones at March 17, 2021 02:09 PM (Ojki1)

153 131 I just start putting random shit in their carts.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2021 02:01 PM

I'd put non-random things. Preparation H, feminine hygiene products, cheap hard liquor, wart remover, etc.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 17, 2021 02:09 PM (xfb67)

154 Federal Reserve FOMC will also keep rates from 0- 1/4 %, and an inflation target of below 2%. lololol

Posted by: Marcus T at March 17, 2021 02:10 PM (VpIIl)

155 Guess I was incorrect the studies on mask wearing have been done:
https://is.gd/Y5OOIl

Posted by: AZ deplorable isolated at March 17, 2021 02:10 PM (gtatv)

156 >>revenge is not a good thing


You are not Italian.

Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2021 02:10 PM (rvxPI)

157 "Americans are failing these children (the illegals)."

That is like some criminal kicking down your door, raping your wife, killing your pets and then demanding that the prime steaks are overcooked and need to be redone immediately.

Son of Santa Anna is the cuck who grovels and apologizes over your failing to appease invaders, criminals and colonists.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 17, 2021 02:10 PM (puYin)

158 OT - For all you procrastinators, the IRS just gave you another month again this year to file your federal return.

Posted by: lowandslow at March 17, 2021 02:10 PM (4thlk)

159 It's like those crusaders agruing over what kind of a swallow it was.

Posted by: torabora at March 17, 2021 02:10 PM (Y274z)

160 132
The cocksuckers at Amazon tell me "Please give drivers at least 6 feet of space to safely deliver your package" before every delivery.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 17, 2021 02:07 PM (RB109)

Even when they are delivering to the wrong fucking house?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 17, 2021 02:10 PM (o2MD2)

161 Re-read Kafka's 'The Trial' this week.



It would make a good Book Club book, Ace.

Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2021 02:07 PM (rvxPI)

Somebody mentioned Project Gutenberg on last night's ONT.
Extraordinary Popular Delusions and the Madness of Crowds is there and interesting.

Posted by: 4 at March 17, 2021 02:10 PM (KnJdm)

162 >>I'd put non-random things. Preparation H, feminine hygiene products, cheap hard liquor, wart remover, etc.


If you are lucky enough to be in that Aisle, sure.

I go for big stuff on the top shelves because I am tall.

Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2021 02:11 PM (rvxPI)

163 Popeye's drive-thru in Palm Beach County, Florida got a bit sporty.

https://bit.ly/2Nq8KlK

Posted by: bonhomme at March 17, 2021 02:08 PM (YYlyE)


Popeye's? Uh oh. Did those white supremacists get out of line again?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 17, 2021 02:11 PM (YqDXo)

164 revenge is not a good thing


You are not Italian.
Posted by: g



or irish, which means I spend the entire year waiting to smack talk here now

Posted by: confederatefifth at March 17, 2021 02:11 PM (4Jold)

165 IRS ///WHOO HOO

but i bet interest accrues

Posted by: torabora at March 17, 2021 02:11 PM (Y274z)

166 The folks that are eating, drinking, biting their nails, and picking their noses before handling the delivery and dropping it off right at your door?

SCIENZ!

Posted by: Lysenko - donate your guns to a no questions, records, or receipts gun buy back at March 17, 2021 02:08 PM (XTk1T)

Oh we're doing so much more than that.

Posted by: Driver with itchy sphincter at March 17, 2021 02:11 PM (lzJqG)

167 I'm hoping that this all will put paid to the climate cultists constant rant of "the science is settled" nonsense.

The one bright spot in this horrific year is that perhaps it's also revealed that blind trust in those who might have an agenda concerning things that have to do with the economic well being of the country.

We must demand that proof be shown for all the claims that they make.

Gun Laws? How many people have really been saved? Do criminals actually obey the gun laws? Show the proof.

Ditto Climate Change. Ditto Green energy. Ditto diversity quotas.
Ditto numbers prove endemic racism.

The curtain has been pulled back by ToTo.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 17, 2021 02:11 PM (WJ8Bv)

168 >>> I'm fully vaccinated so what stupid prize do i win for playing their stupid game?
Posted by: torabora at March 17, 2021 02:03 PM (Y274z)


Perhaps the satisfaction that the Elderbeast spawn of Cthulhu have traveled in your bloodstream from the injection site to your eyeballs where they await the signs and signals heralding your transformation and the prophesied Tyme-Of-Harvest?

Also, you won't get covid. maybe.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 17, 2021 02:11 PM (+gFOr)

169 I wish the scary cart drivers would social distance themselves to another planet. They're the biggest danger to shoppers.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 17, 2021 02:11 PM (ptqGC)

170
Should I give the Porch Pirates at least 6 feet of distance too when they're stealing my packages?

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 17, 2021 02:11 PM (RB109)

171 >>Extraordinary Popular Delusions and the Madness of Crowds is there and interesting.


I can't recall anything about tht one other than it made me long for the strightforward nature of Kierkegaard.

Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2021 02:12 PM (rvxPI)

172 Abbott is an idiot.

Posted by: Ziba at March 17, 2021 02:12 PM (S1hrL)

173 Revenge isn't a good thing. It's a way of life.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 17, 2021 02:12 PM (VpIIl)

174 ...that was sarcasm.

Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2021 02:12 PM (rvxPI)

175 Posted by: torabora at March 17, 2021 02:07 PM (Y274z)

Sorry.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2021 02:12 PM (VP4Cd)

176 Next person who says THE Science gets a throat punch.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 17, 2021 02:04 PM (ptqGC)

Jane any update on the fraudulent ballots in Georgia?

Posted by: MAC SOG'''' at March 17, 2021 02:12 PM (P4Pk9)

177 I about 90% agree with you. However, there are the occasional asshoes that richly deserve some quid pro quo coming at them a good ten or fifteen years later. I keep my revenge in the deep freeze, the top loader, in the garage with my venison, and pork. I pull it out, wipe off the frost, turn it a bit and put it back in so it stays frozen.

It looks like a pineapple and has barbed wire wrapped around it. It's been marinated in kerosene too.
Posted by: B


the univers is going to deal with thm, I am going to get about doing what I have to do

Posted by: confederatefifth at March 17, 2021 02:12 PM (4Jold)

178 Fauci, the CDC, Who have no credibility. Their pronouncements may include words that have meaning, but like a parrot all that they say must be evaluated by other sources. And if there exists an agenda other than the total common good, they what they Say is worse to listen to than randomly generated phrases and words.

I have disregarded them for almost a year now.

Posted by: Minuteman at March 17, 2021 02:12 PM (sl8p+)

179 BMI is still considered gospel even though it was developed for 19th century Belgians, right?

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 17, 2021 02:08 PM (DTX3h)


Seriously. Wisconsin just opened up its next tier of eligibility for the vaccine. Fat people. How do they measure whether you qualify? BMI.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 17, 2021 02:12 PM (45fpk)

180 10 >>>2 We were bad people for questioning any of this a week ago.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets

you're a bad person for suggesting that it was wrong to say you were a bad person a week ago
Posted by: ace at March 17, 2021 01:53 PM (5+1A/)

...

Is this the same as "be better"? I'm confused.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 17, 2021 02:12 PM (ohOLP)

181 "Follow the Science" demanders are the same lot who insist that a man can transition into being a woman and vice versa.

I'll never forget the tabloids who were so breathless a few years back that a British couple whose "husband" was the first man to have a baby!!! Yea, probably his uterus and other female plumbing had something to do with that. Apparently, biology is not a science.

Posted by: Cheri at March 17, 2021 02:12 PM (oiNtH)

182 let me just say this: it's not science, it's political science. Whatever gives more power to the power hungry politicians is what The Science will say.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 17, 2021 02:12 PM (4a9Vv)

183 Very disappointed to read this morning that Trump is following Fauci's advice (again!) in recommending that everyone should get the experimental genetic technology injections that are being passed off as Covid vaccines.

Sad!

Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at March 17, 2021 02:12 PM (5FCda)

184 revenge is not a good thing

*

Is this like the "violence never solves anything" while we watch and see that violence trumps voting, law and order, etc.?

Posted by: Lysenko - click here for your covid vaccine documentation and directions at March 17, 2021 02:13 PM (TIEIK)

185 173 Revenge isn't a good thing. It's a way of life.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 17, 2021 02:12 PM (VpIIl)

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Better cold than warm, too.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 17, 2021 02:13 PM (LvTSG)

186 Popeye's drive-thru in Palm Beach County, Florida got a bit sporty.

https://bit.ly/2Nq8KlK

Posted by: bonhomme

Popeye's or Black Eyes?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 17, 2021 02:13 PM (VVEnO)

187 Nice callback, Gaelic Girl

Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2021 02:13 PM (rvxPI)

188 This must never ever happen again.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 17, 2021 01:59 PM (45fpk)


Except that it will, grammie. The elites know now that with the right fear porn and the right bought-off "experts," people will lockdown and mask up all over again.

The only variable next time is how much pushback there will be.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 17, 2021 02:13 PM (2JVJo)

189 It's like those crusaders agruing over what kind of a swallow it was.

Posted by: t




the entire mouthful?

Posted by: confederatefifth at March 17, 2021 02:13 PM (4Jold)

190 Somebody mentioned Project Gutenberg on last night's ONT.
Extraordinary Popular Delusions and the Madness of Crowds is there and interesting.


Looks like you can also find that at librivox.org if you'd rather do the audiobook thing.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at March 17, 2021 02:13 PM (SchxB)

191 I am planning to get vaccinated on the 5th of never.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 17, 2021 02:14 PM (o2MD2)

192 Here Mr. Alex Berenson tries to put some knowledge to Mr. Jonathan Chait:

https://tinyurl.com/yg4g6o6c

Posted by: kallisto at March 17, 2021 02:14 PM (DJFLF)

193 ... violence never solves anything...

(chuckles in antifa)
(laughs in BLM)

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at March 17, 2021 02:14 PM (NYS7S)

194 My Publix stores removed the floor tapes a while back. The super Kroger still has tapes, along with an annoying announcement warning shoppers to social distance, mask up, and my favorite: We're all in this together. *throws everything*
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six

Standing in line one day shooting the breeze with the guy ahead of me, the store had one of those announcements. The guy turned me and said Arbeit macht frei. I about fell over.

Posted by: Beartooth at March 17, 2021 02:14 PM (ZN7T5)

195 It's almost as if the 'experts" know nothing at all.

Posted by: Count de Monet Super de Duper Straight at March 17, 2021 02:14 PM (4I/2K)

196 "173 Revenge isn't a good thing. It's a way of life.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 17, 2021 02:12 PM (VpIIl)

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Better cold than warm, too.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 17, 2021 02:13 PM (LvTSG)"

Or at a few hundred meters with a .50 BMG

Posted by: Marcus T at March 17, 2021 02:14 PM (VpIIl)

197 Abbott is an idiot.
Posted by: Ziba

Good straight man, though.

Posted by: JT at March 17, 2021 02:14 PM (arJlL)

198 54 Federal Reserve FOMC will also keep rates from 0- 1/4 %, and an inflation target of below 2%. lololol
Posted by: Marcus T at March 17, 2021 02:10 PM (VpIIl)


They just changed the time period from annual to daily. Minor administrative change, that's all.

Interest rates 1/4% per day, inflation 2% per day.

Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Nothing to see here. "America's Got Talent" is on. Go watch that instead.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 17, 2021 02:14 PM (YqDXo)

199
You People have no idea how close we were to being required to wear masks while we talk on the phone.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 17, 2021 02:14 PM (RB109)

200 Julie Kelly wrote about this long ago. Back in April 2020.

Julie Kelly has been very good on this issue.

Posted by: kallisto at March 17, 2021 02:15 PM (DJFLF)

201 > they've strategically placed their cart to block half the isle as they stand face-in-phone texting, oblivious to the fact they in fact are not the only inhabitants of the planet.

My son and I were walking in the park yesterday when lo, upon the road stood four cumbersome wenches adorned in cloth talismans. They blocked the entire path and when we came close they clucked their tongues at us, presumably for not wearing masks, and hardly shuffled half a foot to give us clearance. I should have screamed, "SIX FEET! SIX FEET!" at them.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 17, 2021 02:15 PM (YYlyE)

202 the univers is going to deal with thm, I am going to get about doing what I have to do

Posted by: confederatefifth at March 17, 2021 02:12 PM (4Jold)

*changes name*

Posted by: The Universe at March 17, 2021 02:15 PM (VcFUs)

203 I thought 6" was the safe distance??

Posted by: zombie jeffrey epstein at March 17, 2021 02:15 PM (iDvKn)

204 121 This latest china virus announcement is another distraction from the real issue at the border. The issue at the border is a bigger threat than the virus.
_______________

I wish we could just do away with this "asylum" bullshit.

Everybody knows it's just a scam, and it has been for years now. The Trump administration stopped a lot of the abuses, but now Biden has reversed all that, and we're back to every illegal alien claiming a "credible fear" of this, that, or the other. Even though 99% of these foreigners are coming here for economic reasons, and everybody knows it. And wanting a better-paying job, or American welfare dollars, or taxpayer-subsidized this or that benefit, is not a ground for asylum.

But no, we just keep spending billions of dollars for lawyers and courts and immigration officers and detention facilities, and all the rest of it, so that hordes of foreigners can keep playing this stupid game at our expense.

It's beyond insane.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 17, 2021 02:15 PM (k4dH2)

205 We were bad people for questioning any of this a week ago.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


3 months ago, 6 months ago, 9 months ago...

Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2021 02:15 PM (OCTRt)

206 Schools Kennels should now be open year-round just to catch up. And then, having established the precedent ...

Why do you hate the children so much?

Besides, these unionized teachers kennel attendants don't even want to be there. If a parent condemns their offspring to government "school", I'm pretty damned sure that they just want their kids out of their hair, and throwing the kids in cages will be perfectly fine for as long as we call these pens "navigation centers" or "orientation pods".

Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 17, 2021 02:15 PM (DkFt0)

207 neighborhood restaurant I went to last night had a sign that said they were still requiring masks. OK, I can live with that, it's your business. but they added: "we follow the science, not politicians" which was a swipe at Abbott. I decided to eat somewhere less smartass. from now on.

Posted by: x4 at March 17, 2021 02:15 PM (oA+QO)

208 >>I am planning to get vaccinated on the 5th of never.


I am going in as soon as I finish not watching the next Marvel Superhero Film.

Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2021 02:15 PM (rvxPI)

209 > Popeye's or Black Eyes?

First you get popped in the eye. You develop the black eye later.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 17, 2021 02:16 PM (YYlyE)

210 Standing in line one day shooting the breeze with the guy ahead of me, the store had one of those announcements. The guy turned me and said Arbeit macht frei. I about fell over.
Posted by: Beartooth at March 17, 2021 02:14 PM (ZN7T5)


I've characterized it as "pandemic theater" to approving comments.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 17, 2021 02:16 PM (YqDXo)

211 Good straight man, though.
Posted by: J



nice

Posted by: confederatefifth at March 17, 2021 02:16 PM (4Jold)

212 Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2021 02:12 PM (rvxPI)

Ouspensky was my fav.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 17, 2021 02:16 PM (WJ8Bv)

213 If/when the general public realizes it has been conned they will be told by the people that people that pulled it off that it was all Trumps doing. The shutdowns, distancing , masks etc. They were just doing what the feds were recommending. In a sense they will be right because they boxed Trump in in and forced him to go along for the ride.

Posted by: Ripley at March 17, 2021 02:16 PM (MxEKc)

214 202 the univers is going to deal with thm, I am going to get about doing what I have to do

Posted by: confederatefifth at March 17, 2021 02:12 PM (4Jold)

*changes name*
Posted by: The Universe at March 17, 2021 02:15 PM (VcFUs)

Got an extra e in there bud. Must be some other chap he's referring to.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at March 17, 2021 02:16 PM (Zm+LZ)

215 And we're inching closer to having our officials finally admit that fecal-oral is the main route of transmission, aren't we?
Posted by: Lysenko - donate your guns to a no questions, records, or receipts gun buy back at March 17, 2021 02:01 PM (XTk1T)


I can tell you with certainty this is one of the reasons it sweeps through nursing homes so quickly.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 17, 2021 02:16 PM (46GDR)

216 Don't kill the job.

Posted by: Dr. Anthony Fauci; Guvmint Hack at March 17, 2021 02:16 PM (ViGtZ)

217 Idiot trumps good straight man.

Posted by: Ziba at March 17, 2021 02:16 PM (S1hrL)

218 recommending that everyone should get the experimental genetic technology injections

-
Who couldn't use another head?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 17, 2021 02:16 PM (VVEnO)

219 >>neighborhood restaurant I went to last night had a sign that said they were still requiring masks. OK, I can live with that, it's your business. but they added: "we follow the science, not politicians" which was a swipe at Abbott. I decided to eat somewhere less smartass. from now on.


Should have gone in and ordered the Lobster, first.

Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2021 02:16 PM (rvxPI)

220
Ace, can you get a comment from cocksucker fake conservative "Dr" Guy Benson on this, please?

Shirley he has something to say about it, being an internet fake-doctor, and all.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 17, 2021 02:17 PM (RB109)

221 Good straight man, though.
Posted by: J

nice
Posted by: confederatefifth

LOL !!! thanks !

Posted by: JT at March 17, 2021 02:17 PM (arJlL)

222 I decided to eat somewhere less smartass. from now on.
Posted by: x4 at March 17, 2021 02:15 PM (oA+QO)


They can't help themselves, can they? Too bad they're not doing business where the politicians are more to their liking. Because they'd have probably folded.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 17, 2021 02:17 PM (46GDR)

223 Now if we can just get the NYT to note how dumb cloth masks are and masks in general are.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 17, 2021 02:17 PM (r+sAi)

224 I don't care what the science says, I'm keeping this onion on my belt. And if you don't think that's science-y, just come check the bumps on my head.

Posted by: Slow Joe Biden at March 17, 2021 02:17 PM (vy/IR)

225 Who couldn't use another head?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 17, 2021 02:16 PM (VVEnO)

I'd make it do my job.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 17, 2021 02:18 PM (xfb67)

226 "Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 17, 2021 02:14 PM (YqDXo)"

After this shit show, I am betting they're worried about inflation.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 17, 2021 02:18 PM (VpIIl)

227 If a parent condemns their offspring to government "school", I'm pretty damned sure that they just want their kids out of their hair, and throwing the kids in cages will be perfectly fine for as long as we call these pens "navigation centers" or "orientation pods".
Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 17, 2021 02:15 PM (DkFt0)


Rename them "AP classes for advanced students."

Problem solved.

Liberals: "See, they really can do AP work. Toldja."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 17, 2021 02:18 PM (YqDXo)

228 Who couldn't use another head?

I'll stick with the two I was born with.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at March 17, 2021 02:18 PM (SchxB)

229 Univers isn't my type.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 17, 2021 02:18 PM (iDvKn)

230 ... violence never solves anything...

(chuckles in antifa)
(laughs in BLM)
Posted by: Doctor.Boom


(guffaws in Mafia)

Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2021 02:18 PM (OCTRt)

231 Chait, and so many like him are having these little aha-moments because the Orange Menace is gone. He can allow himself a bit of sanity- just a bit.

Posted by: Ktgreat at March 17, 2021 02:19 PM (AD3JT)

232 Should have gone in and ordered the Lobster, first.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2021 02:16 PM (rvxPI)


Yep. And a ribeye.

Posted by: Henry Waxman at March 17, 2021 02:19 PM (hITxG)

233 218 recommending that everyone should get the experimental genetic technology injections
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Who couldn't use another head?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 17, 2021 02:16 PM (VVEnO)

I couldn't help it. Mental image of Camel-Toe with two heads, executing a double header pay off.

Posted by: BifBewalski - Eye Bleach at March 17, 2021 02:19 PM (VcFUs)

234 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 17, 2021 02:19 PM (Zz0t1)

235
the univers is going to deal with thm, I am going to get about doing what I have to do

Posted by: confederatefifth at March 17, 2021 02:12 PM (4Jold)

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So many people these days are content to just ignore their problems, and count on mid-century French grotesk typefaces to haul their chestnuts out of the fire. Sad!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 17, 2021 02:20 PM (Uh2oA)

236 Pig fucker sock off.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 17, 2021 02:20 PM (hITxG)

237 The Federal Reserve FOMC just linked the economic recovery to the virus and, wait for it, vaccinations.

They are all in on the vaccination push. Financial people.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 17, 2021 02:08 PM (VpIIl)

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Get Woke ... or you might get Broke by the feral government (as in No More Bailouts for you!).

Posted by: ShainS at March 17, 2021 02:20 PM (c0GoX)

238 It's all one big reminder that you are NOT in control of your life. At all.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 17, 2021 02:20 PM (Zz0t1)

239 Has anyone ever addressed the fraudulent phrase of 'social distancing' to begin with?


It was an Orwellian triumph, a term created to manipulate perception and get people to accept something heinous and unacceptable.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2021 02:20 PM (KZzsI)

240 I laugh when someone says violence never solves anything. Hell, every 10 year old boy knows better than that.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 17, 2021 02:20 PM (o2MD2)

241 FOMC also increased the counterparty limit for ON RRP for $30 billion to $80 billion.

Nothing to see here...

Posted by: Marcus T at March 17, 2021 02:21 PM (VpIIl)

242 BMI is still considered gospel even though it was developed for 19th century Belgians, right?
=====

AFAIK it was developed as a measurement for starvation.

Posted by: mustbequantum at March 17, 2021 02:21 PM (MIKMs)

243 can tell you with certainty this is one of the reasons it sweeps through nursing homes so quickly.

*

Yep. Nursing homes, cruise ships, naval vessels, etc., but no, it's really because adults are sneezing on each other in the potato chip aisle.

That's Science.

Posted by: Lysenko - click here for your covid vaccine documentation and directions at March 17, 2021 02:21 PM (TIEIK)

244 Don't kill the job.
Posted by: Dr. Anthony Fauci; Guvmint Hack at March 17, 2021 02:16 PM (ViGtZ)

Oh man that takes me back. Fresh out of the service i'm working a job in a union. Guy comes up to me cause I'm banging out the parts cause it's easy and fun. Says to me: "Don't kill the job" "We know it's easy to make the bonus rate but if you exceed the rate too far they will adjust it up and fewer people will be able to get the bonus. Slow down"

And that's when I learned the nature of a Union. It's not about productivity. It's about ripping off the employer.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 17, 2021 02:21 PM (WJ8Bv)

245 Who couldn't use another head?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 17, 2021 02:16 PM (VVEnO)


BTDT - Ray Milland & Rosey Grier

Posted by: Count de Monet Super de Duper Straight at March 17, 2021 02:21 PM (4I/2K)

246 And we're inching closer to having our officials finally admit that fecal-oral is the main route of transmission, aren't we?
Posted by: Lysenko - donate your guns to a no questions, records, or receipts gun buy back at March 17, 2021 02:01 PM (XTk1T)

I can tell you with certainty this is one of the reasons it sweeps through nursing homes so quickly.
Posted by: clutch cargo


Ass to mouth sex is no bueno.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2021 02:21 PM (OCTRt)

247 "we follow the science, not politicians"

But which politicians are following the science? Maybe the ones who are opening their states how 'bout that proposition there little buddy??

Posted by: kallisto at March 17, 2021 02:21 PM (DJFLF)

248 Next person who says THE Science gets a throat punch.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 17, 2021 02:04 PM (ptqGC)


If you need instruction on throwing a devastating throat-punch maybe the mods will allow for weekend guest blog on the topic.

There are quite a number of people here who have some serious street skillz and wisdom on the topic.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 17, 2021 02:21 PM (puYin)

249 I heard months ago the Europeans were using 1 meter for social distancing; i.e. roughly 3 feet.

Posted by: profligatewaste at March 17, 2021 02:21 PM (Be3jb)

250 Who couldn't use another head?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 17, 2021 02:16 PM (VVEnO)

Ray Miland. Rosie Greer.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at March 17, 2021 02:21 PM (uhPTO)

251 240 I laugh when someone says violence never solves anything. Hell, every 10 year old boy knows better than that.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 17, 2021 02:20 PM (o2MD2)

What if the problem is that someone really needs to get their ass kicked? Seems like it would solve that to me.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 17, 2021 02:21 PM (xfb67)

252 I am planning to get vaccinated on the 5th of never.

Same with me, but its funny I have this form that says I was vaccinated. Few benefits of being a graphic designer.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 17, 2021 02:22 PM (k/TB6)

253 Social distancing was a weapon to punish churches, keep small businesses in their place, terrorize small children, and make Amazon king of the hill.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 17, 2021 02:22 PM (45fpk)

254 BREAKING: After Pres. Biden said "Putin is a killer" in ABC interview, Russia's Washington envoy has been called back home to "analyze future ties with Washington"

In diplomatic circles, this is a major muscle move. It sends a huge signal. I wonder if any of the grifters behind the fence in DC understand this?

Posted by: Diogenes at March 17, 2021 02:22 PM (axyOa)

255 239 Has anyone ever addressed the fraudulent phrase of 'social distancing' to begin with?

VDH did last year in article in The New Criterion. He called it anti-social distancing.

Posted by: Ziba at March 17, 2021 02:22 PM (S1hrL)

256 In some European countries they went with 1.5 meters or about 4.5 feet. When I've mentioned this to Karens they get this look on their faces like I just gave all their wine to their cat.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2021 02:22 PM (qlFIA)

257 This whole thing was an op or an act or whatever you wish to call it. The protests were encouraged to rage throughout the summer, with not one feint of the need to distance or wear masks. This was designed to hinder the economy and Trumps base so that he would lose.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 17, 2021 02:22 PM (6/LtX)

258 the univers is going to deal with thm, I am going to get about doing what I have to do

Posted by: confederatefifth at March 17, 2021 02:12 PM (4Jold)

So many people these days are content to just ignore their problems, and count on mid-century French grotesk typefaces to haul their chestnuts out of the fire. Sad!
Posted by: Y


you seem to have some erronus assumptions about what I have to do.

pay attentin, you should know better

Posted by: confederatefifth at March 17, 2021 02:22 PM (4Jold)

259 244 Don't kill the job.
Posted by: Dr. Anthony Fauci; Guvmint Hack at March 17, 2021 02:16 PM (ViGtZ)

Oh man that takes me back. Fresh out of the service i'm working a job in a union. Guy comes up to me cause I'm banging out the parts cause it's easy and fun. Says to me: "Don't kill the job" "We know it's easy to make the bonus rate but if you exceed the rate too far they will adjust it up and fewer people will be able to get the bonus. Slow down"

And that's when I learned the nature of a Union. It's not about productivity. It's about ripping off the employer.
Posted by: jakee308 at March 17, 2021 02:21 PM (WJ8Bv)

Unions are just monopolies on labor. Same economic impact and political tendencies.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at March 17, 2021 02:22 PM (Zm+LZ)

260 Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 17, 2021 02:22 PM (k/TB6)

Are you selling those? I'd like to buy one.

Posted by: Ziba at March 17, 2021 02:23 PM (S1hrL)

261 144 His research on social distancing was published in the 19th century, before most Americans had electricity or indoor plumbing.



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Lefty Scientists: always fighting the last century's war.

*checks calendar* century before last's war.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at March 17, 2021 02:23 PM (sGtp+)

262 you seem to have some erronus assumptions about what I have to do.

pay attentin, you should know better
Posted by: confederatefifth at March 17, 2021 02:22 PM (4Jold)

We already have to pay the government, now we have to pay attentin too?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at March 17, 2021 02:23 PM (Zm+LZ)

263 BREAKING: Fauci reverses himself yet again -- will mandate reduction of social distancing to 3 feet once EVERYBODY in the country is wearing at least 2 masks. Developing ...

Posted by: ShainS at March 17, 2021 02:23 PM (c0GoX)

264 Schools can't open because virus.

Kids know the virus is scary.

Kids are now scared to go to school.

Indoctrination at it's core and HIGHLY effective.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 17, 2021 02:23 PM (Zz0t1)

265 Same with me, but its funny I have this form that says I was vaccinated

*

Say you do?

I wonder where someone could download something like that?

Posted by: Lysenko - click here for your covid vaccine documentation and directions at March 17, 2021 02:23 PM (TIEIK)

266 Has anyone ever addressed the fraudulent phrase of 'social distancing' to begin with?

It was an Orwellian triumph, a term created to manipulate perception and get people to accept something heinous and unacceptable.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2021 02:20 PM (KZzsI)


Change "social" to "socialist," and see how well it fits.

Socialist distancing. Socialist justice. Socialist science.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 17, 2021 02:23 PM (YqDXo)

267
you seem to have some erronus assumptions about what I have to do.

pay attentin, you should know better
Posted by: confederatefifth at March 17, 2021 02:22 PM (4Jold)

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Easy there, it was a font joke. I guess it fell flat

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 17, 2021 02:23 PM (Uh2oA)

268 Ass to mouth sex is no bueno.
Posted by: r



man it is just ass to anything, do not do it

Posted by: confederatefifth at March 17, 2021 02:24 PM (4Jold)

269
Social distancing was a weapon to punish churches, keep small businesses in their place, terrorize small children, and make Amazon king of the hill.
Posted by: grammie winger


And give "teachers" a year vacation with pay.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 17, 2021 02:24 PM (RB109)

270 revenge is not a good thing

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It's grrrrrrrrrrEAT!

Posted by: Tony the Revenge Tiger at March 17, 2021 02:24 PM (VVEnO)

271 >>And that's when I learned the nature of a Union.


When 2 - 30+ year old dudes kicked my 15 year old ass for doing my job and making them look bad.

Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2021 02:24 PM (rvxPI)

272 Are you selling those? I'd like to buy one.
Posted by: Ziba at March 17, 2021 02:23 PM (S1hrL)


Ebay, man.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 17, 2021 02:24 PM (o2MD2)

273
Easy there, it was a font joke. I guess it fell flat
Posted by: Y



not offended just surprised to see those words from you

Posted by: confederatefifth at March 17, 2021 02:24 PM (4Jold)

274 I will gladly stand 60 feet away from every other human being if I can be assured I will never have to look at another masked face again.

Posted by: Diesel Jones at March 17, 2021 02:24 PM (Vu7A1)

275 So can I still wear my Nosy in public at three feet or not?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 17, 2021 02:24 PM (03n3v)

276 Canada is two metres = about 6' 6".

Posted by: andycanuck at March 17, 2021 02:25 PM (iDvKn)

277 Lefty Scientists: always fighting the last century's war.
*checks calendar* century before last's war.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at March 17, 2021 02:23 PM (sGtp+)

------

Forget it -- I'm rolling ...

;-)

Posted by: ShainS at March 17, 2021 02:25 PM (c0GoX)

278 144 His research on social distancing was published in the 19th century, before most Americans had electricity or indoor plumbing.

"Everyone knows malaria results from 'bad air.' Hell, it's right there in the name!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 17, 2021 02:25 PM (YqDXo)

279 154 Federal Reserve FOMC will also keep rates from 0- 1/4 %, and an inflation target of below 2%. lololol
Posted by: Marcus T at March 17, 2021 02:10 PM (VpIIl)

Good enuf to bump Nasty a hunerd.

Won't help. He's still at the beginning a big C wave. My fibs say target is 10796.

Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at March 17, 2021 02:26 PM (MkuC5)

280
And that's when I learned the nature of a Union. It's not about productivity. It's about ripping off the employer.
Posted by: jakee308 at March 17, 2021 02:21 PM (WJ8Bv)


And graft. Don't forget about the graft. The average union member doesn't get to take part, but Trumka isn't a millionaire because he's a hard, smart worker.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 17, 2021 02:26 PM (Zz0t1)

281 Oh man that takes me back. Fresh out of the service i'm working a job in a union. Guy comes up to me cause I'm banging out the parts cause it's easy and fun. Says to me: "Don't kill the job" "We know it's easy to make the bonus rate but if you exceed the rate too far they will adjust it up and fewer people will be able to get the bonus. Slow down"

And that's when I learned the nature of a Union. It's not about productivity. It's about ripping off the employer.
Posted by: jakee308

Same thing happened to me working at a oil refinery as a union laborer. Physically threatened because I was working too fast. Same idiots also going on strike for .10 cents an hour late in a short construction season. They lost their shirts. Dumb fucks.

Posted by: Beartooth at March 17, 2021 02:26 PM (ZN7T5)

282 "we follow the science"

Whoever utters that phrase using those words has no understanding of the word "science".

I can barely stomach the hackneyed "follow the evidence"

Science is the epistemological observation, identification, description, experimental investigation, and theoretical explanation of phenomena.

I suspect they really mean "Follow the demon".

Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 17, 2021 02:26 PM (GNGbH)

283 Lol, Hot Wheels Abbott going full Glenn Beck, eh?

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at March 17, 2021 02:26 PM (DXFDM)

284
His research on social distancing was published in the 19th century, before most Americans had electricity or indoor plumbing. So why is that research still guiding public health policy in this country in 2021?



BLEED ME, DAMN YOU!

Posted by: Sir Henry Simmerson at March 17, 2021 02:26 PM (n+4am)

285
Anyone know what year toilet paper was invented?

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 17, 2021 02:26 PM (RB109)

286 Posted by: Ripley at March 17, 2021 02:16 PM (MxEKc)

Will be fun watching them go from Trump didn't take it seriously and didn't do enough to Trump did too much. But we've seen it all before.

Posted by: ... at March 17, 2021 02:27 PM (gqfZg)

287 We have more in commin with Canada these days. We both have drooling retards as head of state.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 17, 2021 02:27 PM (o2MD2)

288 Easy there, it was a font joke. I guess it fell flat
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 17, 2021 02:23 PM (Uh2oA)

I got the joke! I got the joke!

*fellow artist here*

Posted by: kallisto at March 17, 2021 02:27 PM (DJFLF)

289 French news reporting that Biden again accusing Putin of interfering in the 2020 election and warning Putin "will pay the consequences." Russia Russia Russia!

Posted by: Ziba at March 17, 2021 02:27 PM (S1hrL)

290 And give "teachers" a year vacation with pay.
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 17, 2021 02:24 PM (RB109)


And in California a bonus - paid with Federal Covid funds - for being so brave as to fire up Zoom from home.

And the fuss people made about Omaha Beach.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 17, 2021 02:27 PM (YqDXo)

291 This virus requires close, physical contact for at least fifteen minutes to infect you. We knew that back in March of last year. We also ignored the fact that ventilating your house was useful and downplayed washing your hands after the first few months.

The reason why this was ignored was because of the fact checkers insisting that we could only hear from WHO and CDC.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at March 17, 2021 02:27 PM (5HBd1)

292 Victor Davis Hanson is the real Cassandra of our times. He's warning everyone and telling them the truth, and nobody listens. He doesn't even get enough attention to be canceled. They just pretend that he doesn't exist.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2021 02:27 PM (KZzsI)

293 280
And that's when I learned the nature of a Union. It's not about productivity. It's about ripping off the employer.
Posted by: jakee308 at March 17, 2021 02:21 PM (WJ8Bv)

And graft. Don't forget about the graft. The average union member doesn't get to take part, but Trumka isn't a millionaire because he's a hard, smart worker.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 17, 2021 02:26 PM (Zz0t1)

=========

Was the mob being intimately tied to the labor movement not enough for some people?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 17, 2021 02:27 PM (LvTSG)

294 not offended just surprised to see those words from you
Posted by: confederatefifth at March 17, 2021 02:24 PM (4Jold)

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Yeah, "Univers" with no "e" (as you typo'd in your comment) is a widely used advertising font from a French foundry (Peignot). I guess most people not in that business would miss the joke.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 17, 2021 02:27 PM (Uh2oA)

295
when biden was born, people were pooping into holes in the ground, and wiping their bums with leaves

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 17, 2021 02:27 PM (RB109)

296 I was in a union that told me I had to take all my paid sick days, whether I was sick or not.

I had a legitimate grievance on the way our pay was calculated in a specific circumstance. It was a simple math error that was irrefutable and easily fixed. But they didn't want to take it up because they had other issues they wanted to focus on. Like getting senior people cushy jobs doing jack shit.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 17, 2021 02:28 PM (xfb67)

297 Lol, Hot Wheels Abbott going full Glenn Beck, eh?

He's rubbing his face in a bowl full of Cheetos?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at March 17, 2021 02:28 PM (SchxB)

298 275 So can I still wear my Nosy in public at three feet or not?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 17, 2021 02:24 PM (03n3v)

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When Fauci was doing his "research" undercover in the bathhouses, I think the rule was at least three millimeters away from the colon.

Posted by: ShainS at March 17, 2021 02:29 PM (H+TFm)

299 French news reporting that Biden again accusing thanking Putin of interfering in the 2020 election and warning Putin "will pay get paid for the consequences." Russia Russia Russia!
Posted by: Ziba at March 17, 2021 02:27 PM (S1hrL)[

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 17, 2021 02:29 PM (YqDXo)

300 Posted by: ShainS at March 17, 2021 02:23 PM (c0GoX)

does anyone recall for a day or two in the middle of this global mind fark that CDC or Fauci or whatever other demonic entity is the mouthpiece du jour - advised 27 ft. distance?

Posted by: kallisto at March 17, 2021 02:29 PM (DJFLF)

301 But they didn't want to take it up because they had other issues they wanted to focus on. Like getting senior people cushy jobs doing jack shit.

"That's not fair at all, we spend most of our time promoting and funding hard left craziness!"
--Union leaders

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2021 02:29 PM (KZzsI)

302 295
when biden was born, people were pooping into holes in the ground, and wiping their bums with leaves
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 17, 2021 02:27 PM (RB109)

Leaves are alright asswipe. Just avoid the ones growing in triplet an a vine along the ground and up trees.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 17, 2021 02:29 PM (o2MD2)

303 Those twins, hodge twins, think they were saying that you have to be way in, with just the nuts hanging out, to get it, which they did.

so they should know

Posted by: confederatefifth at March 17, 2021 02:29 PM (4Jold)

304 >>And graft. Don't forget about the graft.


Sweeping Compound, FTW!

Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2021 02:30 PM (rvxPI)

305 285
Anyone know what year toilet paper was invented?

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 17, 2021 02:26 PM (RB109)

Was is toiret paper, gweilo?

Posted by: China at March 17, 2021 02:30 PM (xfb67)

306 Yeah, "Univers" with no "e" (as you typo'd in your comment) is a widely used advertising font from a French foundry (Peignot). I guess most people not in that business would miss the joke.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 17, 2021 02:27 PM (Uh2oA)

That's why I stick to jokes that everyone understands, like references to obsolete editions of D&D.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at March 17, 2021 02:30 PM (Zm+LZ)

307 Canada is two metres = about 6' 6".
Posted by: andycanuck at March 17, 2021 02:25 PM (iDvKn)


When did Canada become such a nation of wussies? They used to be hardy outdoorsmen, independent frontier people. Now, Covid has made them into unbearable fraidy cats. I follow a lot of hockey people on Twitter, and all of them act like we should never be near another person until Covid is completely wiped off the face of the earth. Then, just to be more unbearable, they'll start crowing about how much better they're doing about mask wearing and distancing than Americans. And what's that gotten you? You still have everything closed down.

Posted by: Wally at March 17, 2021 02:30 PM (vy/IR)

308
when biden was born, people were pooping into holes in the ground, and wiping their bums with leaves
Posted by: Soothsayer



Hell, you just described every field problem I participated in during my Army service in the 80s...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 17, 2021 02:30 PM (n+4am)

309 I laugh when someone says violence never solves anything. Hell, every 10 year old boy knows better than that.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 17, 2021 02:20

There was a bumper sticker I saw like these some years ago with something like:

With the exception of the Revolution, Civil War, WWI, WWII, etc. Violence never solved anything.

Posted by: Cheri at March 17, 2021 02:30 PM (oiNtH)

310
Leaves are alright asswipe. Just avoid the ones growing in triplet an a vine along the ground and up trees.
Posted by: Xipe Totec


No need for name calling.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 17, 2021 02:30 PM (RB109)

311 And that's when I learned the nature of a Union. It's not about productivity. It's about ripping off the employer.

That's what they always end up as, and I suspect at least some of the leadership from the very beginning were always ever about.

Unions and business are on a pendulum, its either the extreme of workers being exploited and underpaid horribly, or unions destroying businesses and enriching themselves at the expense of both business and workers.

Thankfully most private unions seem to be dying out rapidly.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2021 02:30 PM (KZzsI)

312 Just went to the local Kroger, which still has mask mandates even tho Texas said "pound sand, Fauci."

Grab a cart from the line and offer it to a lady, "Need a cart?"

"I'm FINE" and grabs another cart away from where I was.

Damn Karens will never recover from this.....

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 17, 2021 02:30 PM (Zz0t1)

313 Leaves are alright asswipe. Just avoid the ones growing in triplet an a vine along the ground and up trees.
Posted by: Xipe Totec


Leaves of three = Indian TP.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2021 02:30 PM (OCTRt)

314 To make real sciencey: 18.288 x 10*9 angstroms

Posted by: profligatewaste at March 17, 2021 02:31 PM (Be3jb)

315 Since the wh has decided to desecrate the fountain by adding green something or other to it, now is a good time to thank the irish in America for giving us biden.

and the kennedys

Posted by: confederatefifth at March 17, 2021 02:31 PM (4Jold)

316 someone posted this card pdf a few days ago.
https://tinyurl.com/ yz976tql
remove space

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 17, 2021 02:31 PM (k/TB6)

317 250 Who couldn't use another head?



Ray Miland. Rosie Greer.

zaphod beeblebrox

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at March 17, 2021 02:31 PM (v3pYe)

318 We follow the science. You know, that when a hypothesis fails it has to be rejected.

Posted by: Lysenko - click here for your covid vaccine documentation and directions at March 17, 2021 02:31 PM (HZpQi)

319 And that's when I learned the nature of a Union. It's not about productivity. It's about ripping off the employer.
Posted by: jakee308


Unions are to labor as monopolies are to corporations.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 17, 2021 02:31 PM (YqDXo)

320 Done being serious today. Just started the Chieftains and poured me first pint 'o the day.

Just call me The Irish Rover.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at March 17, 2021 02:31 PM (jvt6t)

321 Yeah, font jokes arial hard to get for novices.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 17, 2021 02:31 PM (iDvKn)

322 Merci Jay!

Posted by: Ziba at March 17, 2021 02:32 PM (S1hrL)

323
No need for name calling.
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 17, 2021 02:30 PM (RB109)


I'm sure it seemed less offensive as he thought it, yet didn't type what he meant.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 17, 2021 02:32 PM (Zz0t1)

324 "I'm FINE" and grabs another cart away from where I was.

Damn Karens will never recover from this.....
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 17, 2021 02:30 PM (Zz0t1)

Could also just have been one of those bitches who complain about men holding the door open for them.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 17, 2021 02:32 PM (Ez6QX)

325 Just got off a work call where social distancing and possible in-person interaction was discussed. The paranoia runs deeeeep in these folks.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 17, 2021 02:32 PM (dfRN6)

326 when biden was born, people were pooping into holes in the ground, and wiping their bums with leaves

then as the improved as a society they taught the bum to wipe their own

Posted by: confederatefifth at March 17, 2021 02:32 PM (4Jold)

327 ...that was sarcasm.

Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2021 02:12 PM (rvxPI)

Did he put out?

Posted by: 4 at March 17, 2021 02:32 PM (KnJdm)

328 someone posted this card pdf a few days ago.
https://tinyurl.com/ yz976tql
remove space
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 17, 2021 02:31 PM (k/TB6)


TinyURL means you don't have to add the space......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 17, 2021 02:33 PM (Zz0t1)

329 > Leaves of three = Indian TP.

Heh, nice.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 17, 2021 02:33 PM (YYlyE)

330 316 someone posted this card pdf a few days ago.
https://tinyurl.com/ yz976tql
remove space


Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 17, 2021 02:31 PM (k/TB6)

That's the one they gave me.

Posted by: China at March 17, 2021 02:33 PM (xfb67)

331 Yeah, font jokes arial hard to get for novices.

I never get what the helvetica is the point of them.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at March 17, 2021 02:33 PM (SchxB)

332 LOS ANGELES (CBSLA) - When Southern California's theme parks reopen as early as April, it could be with one very significant and silent difference: no screaming on rides.

The California Attractions and Parks Association (CAPA), a trade group which represents theme parks statewide, is backing a plan that would tamp down on shouting on rides, such as rollercoasters, in an effort to help prevent the spread of the coronavirus.

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That's scienz!

Posted by: Tony the Revenge Tiger at March 17, 2021 02:33 PM (VVEnO)

333 Hoo boy. In other news, Meggie Mac is joining the woke brigade on Twitter. She's got a big ol' headline:. STOP ASIAN HATE followed by broken heart emojis.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 17, 2021 02:33 PM (ptqGC)

334 I'm sure it seemed less offensive as he thought it, yet didn't type what he meant.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 17, 2021 02:32 PM (Zz0t1)


No, I meant it. Soothsayer = asswipe.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 17, 2021 02:33 PM (o2MD2)

335 Bizarro sex not all ass to mouth. Left, Mr. Lemon?

Posted by: Bizarro Superman at March 17, 2021 02:33 PM (XIrWl)

336 The only question in my mind is what is the actual danger of this virus. I think at least 90% of what have been told and all the measures taken are BS. It could go as high s 98%


I remember the early videos "smuggled" out of China of corpses and sealed apartments and the disappearing doctor and reports of pollution from the burning bodies. Was that all part of the op or real?

Posted by: Ripley at March 17, 2021 02:34 PM (MxEKc)

337 "I'm FINE" and grabs another cart away from where I was.



Damn Karens will never recover from this.....

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 17, 2021 02:30 PM (Zz0t1)

Should have pretended to lick the cart handle and ask, are you sure?

Posted by: 4 at March 17, 2021 02:34 PM (KnJdm)

338 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 17, 2021 02:25 PM (YqDXo)

Don't forget the dangers of phlogiston.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 17, 2021 02:34 PM (WJ8Bv)

339
See?

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 17, 2021 02:34 PM (RB109)

340 That, or run down the line of carts touching every last one.

Posted by: 4 at March 17, 2021 02:34 PM (KnJdm)

341
Could also just have been one of those bitches who complain about men holding the door open for them.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 17, 2021 02:32 PM (Ez6QX)


Still a form of Karen, or have I experienced a feminist elite?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 17, 2021 02:34 PM (Zz0t1)

342 250 Who couldn't use another head?

Bud Dwyer perks up.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 17, 2021 02:34 PM (YqDXo)

343 Yeah, font jokes arial hard to get for novices.

I never get what the helvetica is the point of them.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at March 17, 2021 02:33 PM (SchxB)


You're all a bunch of picas.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 17, 2021 02:35 PM (2JVJo)

344 340 That, or run down the line of carts touching every last one.
Posted by: 4 at March 17, 2021 02:34 PM (KnJdm)


While feigning hacking up a lung.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 17, 2021 02:35 PM (YqDXo)

345
No, I meant it. Soothsayer = asswipe.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 17, 2021 02:33 PM (o2MD2)


I stand corrected.

*social distances that conversation*

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 17, 2021 02:35 PM (Zz0t1)

346 Don't forget the dangers of phlogiston.
Posted by: jakee308 at March 17, 2021 02:34 PM (WJ8Bv)


It's changing the climate!!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 17, 2021 02:36 PM (YqDXo)

347
Just got off a work call where social distancing and possible in-person interaction was discussed. The paranoia runs deeeeep in these folks.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher



Should have insisted that everyone push their chair back at least 6 ft from the monitor during the Zoom call, for proper social distancing.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 17, 2021 02:36 PM (n+4am)

348 343 Yeah, font jokes arial hard to get for novices.

I never get what the helvetica is the point of them.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at March 17, 2021 02:33 PM (SchxB)

You're all a bunch of picas.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 17, 2021 02:35 PM (2JVJo)

========

I'm staying away from this group of wingdings.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 17, 2021 02:36 PM (LvTSG)

349 You're all a bunch of picas.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 17, 2021 02:35 PM (2JVJo)


Beware the Zapf Dingbats. It's their mating season and they tend to get a bit unruly.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 17, 2021 02:36 PM (Zz0t1)

350 Unions and business are on a pendulum, its either the extreme of workers being exploited and underpaid horribly, or unions destroying businesses and enriching themselves at the expense of both business and workers.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2021 02:30 PM (KZzsI)

The positive economic gains experienced by union members at had at the expense of reduced employment within the sector and by other people in the economy.

Notice Google employees are actually quite well paid. That's because Google is a monopoly.

In terms of overall welfare of laborers, there doesn't appear to be an observable impact from the existence of Unions. That is a gain by union employees is a loss to others. Which is logical, we only consume what is produced. Unions don't magically increase that quantity.

Capital has mobility aspects to it that tend to make it hard to artificially suppress/redirect rates of return.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at March 17, 2021 02:36 PM (Zm+LZ)

351 331 Yeah, font jokes arial hard to get for novices.



I never get what the helvetica is the point of them.

first ya gotta put on your comic sansabelt

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at March 17, 2021 02:36 PM (sGtp+)

352 Change "social" to "socialist," and see how well it fits.

Socialist distancing. Socialist justice. Socialist science.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 17, 2021 02:23 PM (YqDXo)

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"Is an ice cream socialist a party or a severely conservative commentator? Fight me!"

Posted by: ShainS at March 17, 2021 02:36 PM (H+TFm)

353 That Biden, "I told Putin he had no soul" story is patented malarkey. Joe only goes after people who couldn't stomp his ass.

Posted by: Only Context at March 17, 2021 02:36 PM (xEIoY)

354 Someone was on the air this morning talking about how we might soon reduce the acceptable "social distance" from 6 feet to 3 feet. I immediately thought, "has the virus mutated now and can only travel 3 feet now?" It has always been clear that they have made up all this nonsense.

I have previously hard studies indicating aerosolized particles from sneezes and coughs could easily travel 20+ feet. Somehow Covid might only travel 6 feet, and now only 3 feet?

What morons fall for this?

Posted by: WarEagle82 at March 17, 2021 02:37 PM (+Kpte)

355 I pity the monkey's uncial who doesn't get these ones especially on St Patrick's Day.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 17, 2021 02:37 PM (iDvKn)

356
You're all a bunch of picas.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 17, 2021 02:35 PM (2JVJo)

Oh, that's a raw nerve. I know some people still love picas and everything, but in the digital age most of us use points/pixels.

WHY DOES ADOBE INSIST ON MAKING INDESIGN DEFAULT TO PICAS???

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 17, 2021 02:37 PM (Uh2oA)

357 349 You're all a bunch of picas.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 17, 2021 02:35 PM (2JVJo)



Beware the Zapf Dingbats. It's their mating season and they tend to get a bit unruly.

had a friend who made a bunch of money racing courier pigeons

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at March 17, 2021 02:37 PM (sGtp+)

358 353 That Biden, "I told Putin he had no soul" story is patented malarkey. Joe only goes after people who couldn't stomp his ass.

Posted by: Only Context at March 17, 2021 02:36 PM (xEIoY)

Like the little kids who plays with his leg hair?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed@gmail.com at March 17, 2021 02:37 PM (N39Ws)

359 It still begs the question:

Why are all these leftist shithole media outlets doing ACTUAL reporting all the sudden?

First CBS, now the NYT.....

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 17, 2021 02:37 PM (Zz0t1)

360
In other news, GA Dep SecState was the official, I mean, commie mole - who gave the press the fake news about Trump phone call:

https://tinyurl.com/yjgmm7hd

Posted by: kallisto at March 17, 2021 02:37 PM (DJFLF)

361 * Lopes in to say Hi to Sponge* Lopes back out.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 17, 2021 02:37 PM (3tpFt)

362 TinyURL means you don't have to add the space......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 17, 2021 02:33 PM (Zz0t1)

pixy was having issues with firefox and I was lazy.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 17, 2021 02:38 PM (k/TB6)

363 356 WHY DOES ADOBE INSIST ON MAKING INDESIGN DEFAULT TO PICAS???
because you're not good enough for elites?

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at March 17, 2021 02:38 PM (sGtp+)

364 Working on tax return. Can I put it away for another three weeks?

Posted by: Ziba at March 17, 2021 02:38 PM (S1hrL)

365 Grab a cart from the line and offer it to a lady, "Need a cart?"

"I'm FINE" and grabs another cart away from where I was.

Damn Karens will never recover from this.....
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 17, 2021 02:30 PM (Zz0t1)


I've had Karens walk out into the street to avoid me when I've been running without a mask.

Sweetheart, does it seem likely to you that someone who is out running distances has a respiratory disease?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 17, 2021 02:38 PM (YqDXo)

366 WHY DOES ADOBE INSIST ON MAKING INDESIGN DEFAULT TO PICAS???
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 17, 2021 02:37 PM (Uh2oA)


seriously why

Posted by: kallisto at March 17, 2021 02:38 PM (DJFLF)

367 Joe only goes after people who couldn't stomp his ass.
Posted by: Only Context at March 17, 2021 02:36 PM (xEIoY)


Behind the gym or at the city pool.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 17, 2021 02:38 PM (Zz0t1)

368 Chairman Mao

Political power grows out of the barrel of a test tube.

Posted by: torabora at March 17, 2021 02:39 PM (KJznT)

369
TinyURL means you don't have to add the space......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 17, 2021 02:33 PM (Zz0t1)

So if I, um er my friend, doesn't use tiny. Does that mean I, um he, can drop two Lincolns instead of a single Jackson on the bedside table?

Posted by: BifBewalski - Asking for a friend at March 17, 2021 02:39 PM (VcFUs)

370 358 353 That Biden, "I told Putin he had no soul" story is patented malarkey. Joe only goes after people who couldn't stomp his ass.

Posted by: Only Context at March 17, 2021 02:36 PM (xEIoY)

Like the little kids who plays with his leg hair?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed@gmail.com at March 17, 2021 02:37 PM (N39Ws)


"Corn Pop" was probably a Stephen Hawking look-alike.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 17, 2021 02:39 PM (YqDXo)

371 Beware the Zapf Dingbats. It's their mating season and they tend to get a bit unruly.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 17, 2021 02:36 PM (Zz0t1)

Font punsters. This place.

Posted by: 4 at March 17, 2021 02:39 PM (KnJdm)

372 The Italic mafia is coming after you guys.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 17, 2021 02:39 PM (WJ8Bv)

373 #367 Corn Pop?

That was Joe. He's always been a thug.

Posted by: torabora at March 17, 2021 02:40 PM (KJznT)

374 Working on tax return. Can I put it away for another three weeks?

Consult a groundhog.

Posted by: spindrift at March 17, 2021 02:40 PM (h5TKJ)

375 {{{{Ben Had}}}}

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 17, 2021 02:40 PM (Zz0t1)

376 At our Tweetown brewery raising a glass to the Finnegan side of the family.

Masks to get in, the the healthful effects of alcohol protect the customers. No social distancing here.

Posted by: All Hail Irish at March 17, 2021 02:40 PM (vW5+V)

377 370 "Corn Pop" was probably a Stephen Hawking look-alike.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 17, 2021 02:39 PM (YqDXo)

========

Steve Urkel.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 17, 2021 02:40 PM (LvTSG)

378 Font puns.
Gawd I love this place!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 17, 2021 02:40 PM (axyOa)

379 354 I have previously hard studies indicating aerosolized particles from
sneezes and coughs could easily travel 20+ feet. Somehow Covid might
only travel 6 feet, and now only 3 feet?



What morons fall for this?

have you heard? choco rations going up!

Posted by: Parsons at March 17, 2021 02:40 PM (sGtp+)

380 When did Canada become such a nation of wussies?

Many of them speak French.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 17, 2021 02:41 PM (sVuFb)

381 378 Font puns.
Gawd I love this place!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 17, 2021 02:40 PM (axyOa)

How many puns can you make about water fountains?

Posted by: China at March 17, 2021 02:41 PM (xfb67)

382 WHY DOES ADOBE INSIST ON MAKING INDESIGN DEFAULT TO PICAS???

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 17, 2021 02:37 PM (Uh2oA)
That and Illustrator Artboard size in points. Inches MFer, do you speak it?Creative Cloud is a train wreck.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 17, 2021 02:41 PM (k/TB6)

383
Scott Adams, who is a semi-shithead, is amused by biden's Deep Fake greenscreen performance with fake reporters.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 17, 2021 02:41 PM (RB109)

384 380 When did Canada become such a nation of wussies?

Many of them speak French.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 17, 2021 02:41 PM (sVuFb)

=======

You know who also spoke French?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 17, 2021 02:41 PM (LvTSG)

385 Yeah, font jokes arial hard to get for novices.

I never get what the helvetica is the point of them.
first ya gotta put on your comic sansabelt

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at March 17, 2021 02:36 PM (sGtp+)

-----

True fact: Bob Dylan initially titled his song "The Times they are a New Roman."

Posted by: ShainS at March 17, 2021 02:41 PM (NjBVB)

386 LOS ANGELES (CBSLA) - When Southern California's theme parks reopen as early as April, it could be with one very significant and silent difference: no screaming on rides.

The California Attractions and Parks Association (CAPA), a trade group which represents theme parks statewide, is backing a plan that would tamp down on shouting on rides, such as rollercoasters, in an effort to help prevent the spread of the coronavirus.


Sexist!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 17, 2021 02:42 PM (YqDXo)

387 >>>Since the wh has decided to desecrate the fountain by adding green
something or other to it, now is a good time to thank the irish in
America for giving us biden.<

>Has Sundown Joe called the pope yet to offer his blessings?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 17, 2021 02:42 PM (03n3v)

388 "Working on tax return. Can I put it away for another three weeks?"


Yeah, put it away for seven weeks. New date is May 15th.

Posted by: lowandslow at March 17, 2021 02:42 PM (4thlk)

389 =======

You know who also spoke French?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 17, 2021 02:41 PM (LvTSG)


The French?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 17, 2021 02:42 PM (Zz0t1)

390 You know who also spoke French?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 17, 2021 02:41 PM (LvTSG)

Going out on a limb here. The French?

Posted by: 4 at March 17, 2021 02:42 PM (KnJdm)

391 I have previously hard studies indicating aerosolized particles from
sneezes and coughs could easily travel 20+ feet. Somehow Covid might
only travel 6 feet, and now only 3 feet?


What morons fall for this?
have you heard? choco rations going up!

Posted by: Parsons at March 17, 2021 02:40 PM (sGtp+)

And Canadian Crabs can jump nine feet...so don't bother to stand on the toilet seat.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 17, 2021 02:42 PM (axyOa)

392
because you're not good enough for elites?
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at March 17, 2021 02:38 PM (sGtp+)

I do kind of wonder if it's an upturned nose kind of thing.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 17, 2021 02:42 PM (Uh2oA)

393 354 I have previously hard studies indicating aerosolized particles from sneezes and coughs could easily travel 20+ feet. Somehow Covid might only travel 6 feet, and now only 3 feet?

Covid sounds sick. Probably should get some chicken soup or something.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 17, 2021 02:43 PM (YqDXo)

394 Consult a groundhog.

OT: P. Phil nailed it. Six weeks after he said six more weeks of winter, i.e. yesterday, we had some snow.

Posted by: t-bird at March 17, 2021 02:43 PM (u1fVF)

395 That Biden, "I told Putin he had no soul" story is patented malarkey. Joe only goes after people who couldn't stomp his ass.
Posted by: Only Context at March 17, 2021 02:36 PM (

He's a bully who only ever punches below his weight.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 17, 2021 02:43 PM (lgiXo)

396 That's why I stick to jokes that everyone understands, like references to obsolete editions of D&D

Careful, B/X is the unofficial D&D edition of AoSHQ.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 17, 2021 02:43 PM (H5knJ)

397 "Working on tax return. Can I put it away for another three weeks?"


Yeah, put it away for seven weeks. New date is May 15th.
Posted by: lowandslow at March 17, 2021 02:42 PM (4thlk)

Careful. Ricky Vaughn got hauled in for less than that.

Posted by: Wally at March 17, 2021 02:43 PM (vy/IR)

398 The California Attractions and Parks Association (CAPA), a trade group which represents theme parks statewide, is backing a plan that would tamp down on shouting on rides, such as rollercoasters, in an effort to help prevent the spread of the coronavirus.

Sexist!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 17, 2021 02:42 PM (YqDXo)


Everyone should walk around the parks screaming when NOT on rides.

"Rules don't say I can't!"

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 17, 2021 02:43 PM (Zz0t1)

399 The Italic mafia is coming after you guys.
Posted by: jakee308

They'll lean on you.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 17, 2021 02:43 PM (Rvt88)

400 Covid sounds sick. Probably should get some chicken soup or something.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 17, 2021 02:43 PM (YqDXo)

It has the flu, but it is winning.

Posted by: 4 at March 17, 2021 02:43 PM (KnJdm)

401 True fact: Bob Dylan initially titled his song "The Times they are a New Roman."
Posted by: ShainS at March 17, 2021 02:41 PM (NjBVB)


Now re-recorded as "The Times they are transitioning."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 17, 2021 02:44 PM (YqDXo)

402
Careful. Ricky Vaughn got hauled in for less than that.
Posted by: Wally at March 17, 2021 02:43 PM (vy/IR)


California Penal.

Posted by: Rick "Wild Thing" Vaughn at March 17, 2021 02:44 PM (Zz0t1)

403 Creative Cloud is a train wreck.

Adobe stumbled into dominating a field they barely understand.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2021 02:44 PM (KZzsI)

404 I love how they found the deleted Trump convo in the "trash" folder.

Tee hee. Lefties apparently don't get the digital age.

They think Trash means it's gone to the dump.

but no. Word to the wise. Even after you delete something from your computer it's still likely to be there in some form or another. Waiting for a tech to copy it off for posterity.

That's why the Military uses like a hundred passes of Xs and Os on their hard discs even if they're going directly to be crushed and spread in a landfill.

Magnetism is forever.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 17, 2021 02:44 PM (WJ8Bv)

405 You know who also spoke French?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 17, 2021 02:41 PM (LvTSG)

-----

"It's like those French have a different word for EVERYTHING!"

Posted by: ShainS at March 17, 2021 02:44 PM (NjBVB)

406 Sweetheart, does it seem likely to you that someone who is out running distances has a respiratory disease?

I find that a disturbingly high number of people have a child like understanding of the world around them and life is just a series of univarient equations with binary results.

No Mask = Death

There are no other variables or outcomes.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 17, 2021 02:44 PM (mTlVG)

407 402
Careful. Ricky Vaughn got hauled in for less than that.
Posted by: Wally at March 17, 2021 02:43 PM (vy/IR)

California Penal.
Posted by: Rick "Wild Thing" Vaughn at March 17, 2021 02:44 PM (Zz0t1)

=========

He makes my heart sing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 17, 2021 02:44 PM (LvTSG)

408 Yeah, put it away for seven weeks. New date is May 15th.
Posted by: lowandslow at March 17, 2021 02:42 PM (4thlk)

-------

Is that fer realz? Because I bust a gut to get everything to my accountant last week and hate to think I missed out on some sweet procrastination time!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 17, 2021 02:44 PM (dfRN6)

409 If you read the whole Corn Pop malarkey Joe claims he got a janitor friend to give him a six foot length of tow chain so he could assault Corn Pop.

So lawyer Bi den admits engaging in a conspiracy and aggravated assault. Bi den did not call police to report a crime.

Whole thing is drivel. Bi den drool. His entire life is fiction parody and slander.

Posted by: torabora at March 17, 2021 02:44 PM (KJznT)

410 390 You know who also spoke French?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 17, 2021 02:41 PM (LvTSG)
Going out on a limb here. The French?
Posted by: 4 at March 17, 2021 02:42 PM (KnJdm)|

Did the Not-Sees make them use a translator to go from High German -to- Surrender Monkey?

Posted by: BifBewalski - hmmmm? at March 17, 2021 02:45 PM (VcFUs)

411
That and Illustrator Artboard size in points. Inches MFer, do you speak it?Creative Cloud is a train wreck.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 17, 2021 02:41 PM (k/TB6)

------

Oooooh. You work in inches? I, too, share this dirty, dirty perversion.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 17, 2021 02:45 PM (Uh2oA)

412 That Biden, "I told Putin he had no soul" story is patented malarkey. Joe only goes after people who couldn't stomp his ass.
Posted by: Only Context at March 17, 2021 02:36 PM (


Biden thinks he said that. What he in fact said was, "Putin trrglmmlkle, man."

Putin: "???"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 17, 2021 02:45 PM (YqDXo)

413 True fact: Bob Dylan initially titled his song "The Times they are a New Roman."
Posted by: ShainS

I thought it was Roman In the Wind.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 17, 2021 02:45 PM (VVEnO)

414 ... puns about water fountains.
-----------
Sounds like a new serif is in town, guys.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 17, 2021 02:46 PM (iDvKn)

415 The other day I was driving through a neighborhood and coming to the end of the block to make a turn. In front of me was a truck whose driver was making a spectacular effort to try and park at the curb. I slowed down so this person could get this ordeal over with and make sure that it was a done deal. Something inside of me told me it was not. Sure enough the truck then lunged out again and I had to swerve to avoid. As I drove by, the woman driver looked at me with big, startled eyes. And was wearing a mask.

Posted by: washrivergal at March 17, 2021 02:46 PM (ZE5eB)

416
I thought it was Roman In the Wind.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 17, 2021 02:45 PM (VVEnO)


All we are is fonts in the wind......

*chorus*

All we are is fonts in THE WIIIINNNNNDDDD!!!!

Posted by: Kansas at March 17, 2021 02:46 PM (Zz0t1)

417 399 The Italic mafia is coming after you guys.
Posted by: jakee308
They'll lean on you.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 17, 2021 02:43 PM (Rvt8

Left or Right?

which way do the Italicans lean?

Posted by: BifBewalski - I never bothered to pay attention at March 17, 2021 02:47 PM (VcFUs)

418 >>> WHY DOES ADOBE INSIST ON MAKING INDESIGN DEFAULT TO PICAS???
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 17, 2021 02:37 PM (Uh2oA)


I believe that adobe's software interface folks get the same good human factors and gui group advice that other companies have. They just do the opposite of what's good in every instance. This is my perspective as a broken veteran of my own war against Adobe Framemaker.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 17, 2021 02:47 PM (+gFOr)

419 Oooooh. You work in inches? I, too, share this dirty, dirty perversion.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

The Paolo, how you say, does his work in inches also. Many.

Posted by: The Paolo at March 17, 2021 02:47 PM (Rvt88)

420 >Canada is two metres = about 6' 6".
Posted by: andycanuck

And did you catch Saint Dr. Bonnie Henry, BC's "top doctor" saying that there was no science behind the 2 metres?

I note that she didn't immediately cancel the non-scientific scientific policy because, well, who the hell knows.

Posted by: all doubt removed at March 17, 2021 02:47 PM (S2eH9)

421 I have previously hard studies indicating aerosolized particles from sneezes and coughs could easily travel 20+ feet. Somehow Covid might
only travel 6 feet, and now only 3 feet?


What if you're not coughing or sneezing?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2021 02:47 PM (OCTRt)

422 You know who also spoke French?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets

Marshal Petain.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 17, 2021 02:47 PM (VVEnO)

423
Biden thinks he said that. What he in fact said was, "Putin trrglmmlkle, man."

Putin: "???"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 17, 2021 02:45 PM (YqDXo)


LMFAO!!

Likely 85% more true than the original.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 17, 2021 02:47 PM (Zz0t1)

424 414 ... puns about water fountains.

-----------

Sounds like a new serif is in town, guys.

i shot the serif...

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at March 17, 2021 02:47 PM (sGtp+)

425 Oooooh. You work in inches? I, too, share this dirty, dirty perversion.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 17, 2021 02:45 PM (Uh2oA)

*fistbump* It is part of my religion

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 17, 2021 02:47 PM (k/TB6)

426 "Working on tax return. Can I put it away for another three weeks?"


Yeah, put it away for seven weeks. New date is May 15th.
Posted by: lowandslow at March 17, 2021 02:42 PM (4thlk)

Oooh, good. I hate doing my taxes.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 17, 2021 02:47 PM (Ez6QX)

427 You know who also spoke French?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 17, 2021 02:41 PM (LvTSG)


Jean Renoir?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 17, 2021 02:47 PM (2JVJo)

428 fiction parody and slander.

Posted by: torabora at March 17, 2021 02:44 PM (KJznT)

I saw Fiction, Parody, and Slander open for Death of The Republic at the Insurrection in DC.

Posted by: 4 at March 17, 2021 02:47 PM (KnJdm)

429 427 You know who also spoke French?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 17, 2021 02:41 PM (LvTSG)

Jean Renoir?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 17, 2021 02:47 PM (2JVJo)

=======

Ironically, no. He spoke Farsi.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 17, 2021 02:48 PM (LvTSG)

430 LOS ANGELES (CBSLA) - When Southern California's theme parks reopen as early as April, it could be with one very significant and silent difference: no screaming on rides.

Every time I think we've hit peak stupid, idiots rush out and move the goal posts.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at March 17, 2021 02:48 PM (SchxB)

431 good timing- Im engaged in an email debate with the petty tyrants in my HOA about masks and the stupid 6 foot rule.

Posted by: LASue at March 17, 2021 02:48 PM (Ed8Zd)

432 If you read the whole Corn Pop malarkey Joe claims he got a janitor friend to give him a six foot length of tow chain so he could assault Corn Pop.

Obviously crap. What are you going to do with a six foot length of tow chain? What are you going to do, hit the guy with the chain later in the day, and hope he hasn't moved in the meantime? It's like throwing a punch while holding a 25 lb. dumb bell.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 17, 2021 02:48 PM (YqDXo)

433 There are no other variables or outcomes.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 17, 2021 02:44 PM (mTlVG)

It makes things simple for them.

Like they are.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 17, 2021 02:48 PM (WJ8Bv)

434 Yeah, font jokes arial hard to get for novices.

As a hundred Morons open Word and start searching through the font list for potential puns...

Posted by: Oddbob at March 17, 2021 02:48 PM (qc+VF)

435 So if fecal-oral is the actual main route of transmission, have we finally scientifically validated "eat an%t and die"?

Posted by: azjaeger at March 17, 2021 02:48 PM (3/XaG)

436 I thought it was Roman In the Wind.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 17, 2021 02:45 PM (VVEnO)

All we are is fonts in the wind......

*chorus*

All we are is fonts in THE WIIIINNNNNDDDD!!!!
Posted by: Kansas


That's as funny as a font in church.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2021 02:49 PM (OCTRt)

437 I'm heading back to the pool with my tow chain and I'm going to make Corn Pop my slave.

Posted by: Pure Fvcking Malarky at March 17, 2021 02:49 PM (KJznT)

438 I love the absurd belief that a respiratory virus can thrive evolutionarily by not making its hosts sneeze, cough, or develop lots of yucky mucus to spread around.

Posted by: Lysenko - click here for your covid vaccine documentation and directions at March 17, 2021 02:49 PM (HZpQi)

439 which way do the Italicans lean?

Posted by: BifBewalski - I never bothered to pay attention at March 17, 2021 02:47 PM (VcFUs)

they're all over the place so I say polyhedric

Posted by: kallisto at March 17, 2021 02:49 PM (DJFLF)

440 You know who also spoke French?

Monica Bellucci

Posted by: spindrift at March 17, 2021 02:49 PM (h5TKJ)

441 I saw Univarient Equations with Binary Results open for Dykes on Bikes at the San Francisco gay pride parade in '89.

Posted by: ShainS at March 17, 2021 02:49 PM (NjBVB)

442 Oops. Shit.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 17, 2021 02:49 PM (YqDXo)

443 Yeah, put it away for seven weeks. New date is May 15th.
Posted by: lowandslow at March 17, 2021 02:42 PM (4thlk)

And then... extension.

Call it a form of protest.

Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at March 17, 2021 02:49 PM (MkuC5)

444 You know who also spoke French?

Monica Bellucci
Posted by: spindrift at March 17, 2021 02:49 PM

Eva Green.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 17, 2021 02:50 PM (lgiXo)

445 I love the absurd belief that a respiratory virus can thrive evolutionarily by not making its hosts sneeze, cough, or develop lots of yucky mucus to spread around.

It's the ultimate stealth virus.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at March 17, 2021 02:50 PM (SchxB)

446 Every time I think we've hit peak stupid, idiots rush out and move the goal posts.
Posted by: Blanco Basura


They've mounted them on a trailer. Easier to drive around.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2021 02:50 PM (OCTRt)

447 444 Monica Bellucci
Posted by: spindrift at March 17, 2021 02:49 PM

Eva Green.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 17, 2021 02:50 PM (lgiXo)

========

Monica Bellucci, Eva Green, and Lea Seydoux walked into a bar...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 17, 2021 02:50 PM (LvTSG)

448 >>>Has anyone ever addressed the fraudulent phrase of 'social distancing' to begin with?<
We will now refer to is as social kerning for the sensitive.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 17, 2021 02:50 PM (03n3v)

449 What if you're not coughing or sneezing?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2021 02:47 PM (OCTRt)


What if you are not contagious?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 17, 2021 02:50 PM (mTlVG)

450 if fecal-oral is the actual main route of transmission, have we finally scientifically validated "eat an%t and die"?

*

No joke, people don't Want to think too much about how nasty their fellow humans are.

Posted by: Lysenko - click here for your covid vaccine documentation and directions at March 17, 2021 02:50 PM (HZpQi)

451 Yeah, font jokes arial hard to get for novices.

Papyrus is the Prometheus of Fonts.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 17, 2021 02:51 PM (k/TB6)

452 rickb223

That's pure poetry Man!

*wipes tear*

Posted by: torabora at March 17, 2021 02:51 PM (KJznT)

453
Oooh, good. I hate doing my taxes.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 17, 2021 02:47 PM (Ez6QX)


Got ours done. Owe $1100. This is AFTER the miraculous 1099 they discovered from 2018 and say we owe another $2200 from then.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 17, 2021 02:51 PM (Zz0t1)

454 I have previously hard studies indicating
aerosolized particles from sneezes and coughs could easily travel 20+
feet. Somehow Covid might

only travel 6 feet, and now only 3 feet?





What if you're not coughing or sneezing?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2021 02:47 PM (OCTRt)
From that link someone posted above.
Researchers from the University of Minnesota found that the infectious dose of SARS-CoV-2 is just 300 virions (viral particles), whereas a single minute of normal speaking may generate more than 750,000 virions.

Posted by: 4 at March 17, 2021 02:51 PM (KnJdm)

455 I was just thinking about how much I love Philadelphia rolls, and then it hit me - it's basically a sushi bagel. Jewshi.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 17, 2021 02:51 PM (Uh2oA)

456 Papyrus is the Prometheus of Fonts.


then what is Comic Sans?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 17, 2021 02:51 PM (j9HX3)

457 Happy St. Paddy's Day to me I guess, just got my Covid money.

Posted by: lowandslow at March 17, 2021 02:52 PM (4thlk)

458 You know who also spoke French?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Jacques Cousteau?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2021 02:52 PM (OCTRt)

459 Yeah, font jokes arial hard to get for novices.

Arial view from 7,200 feet:

https://is.gd/7Cbuhz

Posted by: Tonypete at March 17, 2021 02:52 PM (Rvt88)

460
I have previously hard studies indicating

aerosolized particles from sneezes and coughs could easily travel 20+

feet. Somehow Covid might


only travel 6 feet, and now only 3 feet?


They had to factor in rise in gas prices.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 17, 2021 02:52 PM (k/TB6)

461 455 I was just thinking about how much I love Philadelphia rolls, and then it hit me - it's basically a sushi bagel. Jewshi.


it is! and we're quite proud of this nomenclature

so I read the essay by ace and got all PISSED OFF yet again about this TRAVESTY of a STOLEN YEAR

...and then I came down here and you all are talking about my favorite thing on earth! TYPEFACES!!!

omg I LOVE THEM!

yassssss AVENIR!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 17, 2021 02:53 PM (j9HX3)

462 Didn't Bush say he could see Putins soul or something? DNC Mindfuck Marketing Inc is just piggybacking on that.

Posted by: ... at March 17, 2021 02:53 PM (gqfZg)

463 If you're not coughing or sneezing...

you're farting.

You're always doing something.

Posted by: torabora at March 17, 2021 02:53 PM (KJznT)

464 Marvel Comics to unveil Gay Captain America.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2021 02:53 PM (OCTRt)

465 I wonder why some people catch it and others don't. 6 feet is bs. When my husband first caught the China virus we were around his friends 2 days in a row for about 7 hours. 2 out of 3 friends caught it. We were outside on my patio.
My husband kept sneezing on one of his friends. The guy that kept getting sneezed on never caught it.
The other friends that caught it were exposed before we were and I think they gave it to my husband and then I caught it.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 17, 2021 02:53 PM (A57L2)

466 at some point, the Karens never ending need to yak into their phones 23 hours a day will overcome the mask thing.

Posted by: x4 at March 17, 2021 02:53 PM (oA+QO)

467 Chicks dig it when you lick around the Arial Wide.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 17, 2021 02:53 PM (Zz0t1)

468 That's as funny as a font in church.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2021 02:49 PM


Baptismal?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 17, 2021 02:53 PM (16vTQ)

469 You know who also spoke French?

Nicolas Sarkozy?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at March 17, 2021 02:53 PM (SchxB)

470 >>> Oops. Shit.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 17, 2021 02:49 PM (YqDXo)


The story of my life pal.

Posted by: My word as a Biden at March 17, 2021 02:53 PM (+gFOr)

471 It was all bullshit to keep Trump from getting re-elected.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 17, 2021 02:54 PM (2BZBZ)

472 I currently reading a book, The Last Battle by Stephen Harding, about VIP prisoners of the Nazis. Rather than to band together against the common enemy, they fight amongst themselves as to which of them lost the war when the Germans invaded in 1940.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 17, 2021 02:54 PM (VVEnO)

473 LOS ANGELES (CBSLA) - When Southern California's theme parks reopen as early as April, it could be with one very significant and silent difference: no screaming on rides.

The California Attractions and Parks Association (CAPA), a trade group which represents theme parks statewide, is backing a plan that would tamp down on shouting on rides, such as rollercoasters, in an effort to help prevent the spread of the coronavirus.


In related news, the rides will now be limited to moving only at walking speed.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 17, 2021 02:54 PM (YqDXo)

474 Joe Biden is a career polician. He has never done a single day of physical labor in his life. He's never been in the military. All he's ever done is pander and molest women.
Where did he get the impression he's tough?
That's actually an honest question.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 17, 2021 02:54 PM (lgiXo)

475 You know who also spoke French?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Pierre Jalbert

Posted by: JT at March 17, 2021 02:54 PM (arJlL)

476 Got ours done. Owe $1100. This is AFTER the miraculous 1099 they discovered from 2018 and say we owe another $2200 from then.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 17, 2021 02:51 PM (Zz0t1)


I should just suck it up and have someone do ours. But I'm an accountant so that would just be embarrassing.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 17, 2021 02:54 PM (Ez6QX)

477 >>Marvel Comics to unveil a Slightly Gayer Captain America.

Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2021 02:54 PM (rvxPI)

478 I currently reading a book, The Last Battle by Stephen Harding, about VIP prisoners of the Nazis. Rather than to band together against the common enemy, they fight amongst themselves as to which of them lost the war when the Germans invaded in 1940.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 17, 2021 02:54 PM (VVEnO)


Finally, the French fight somebody, even if it's each other.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 17, 2021 02:54 PM (YqDXo)

479 As I understand it the Italians started monitoring the sewer system to gauge how far the covid had spread.

Other medical types have done the same.

We should be wearing masks on our ass!

Posted by: jakee308 at March 17, 2021 02:54 PM (WJ8Bv)

480 462-
The Twitters are saying Biden stole from both W and some scene from House of Cards. I never watched it so I dunno.

Posted by: Ktgreat at March 17, 2021 02:55 PM (AD3JT)

481 You wouldn't (OK, I wouldn't) necessarily think the story of a typeface would make an interesting film, but Helvetica is a pretty good documentary.

Posted by: spindrift at March 17, 2021 02:55 PM (h5TKJ)

482 I'm beginning to suspect some of you characters hit the sauce a little early today.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 17, 2021 02:55 PM (03n3v)

483 Popeye's drive-thru in Palm Beach County, Florida got a bit sporty.

https://bit.ly/2Nq8KlK



Oh NOES you DI'INT!

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at March 17, 2021 02:55 PM (ZSK0i)

484 Can a mosquito fly six feet?

Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at March 17, 2021 02:55 PM (3AD8C)

485 Marvel Comics to unveil Gay Captain America.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2021 02:53 PM (OCTRt)


Sir, the take from our latest comics has been steadily declining at a rapid rate. What should we do?

We really need to tap into the unrealized potential of the gay community. I mean, they're into comics, right? They've got PLENTY of money lying around......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 17, 2021 02:55 PM (Zz0t1)

486 471 It was all bullshit to keep Trump from getting re-elected.
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 17, 2021 02:54 PM (2BZBZ)


THIS.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 17, 2021 02:55 PM (YqDXo)

487 You better get the font right in my courtroom or you'll be serving a weekend in county.

*bangs gavel*

Posted by: Judge Sullivan at March 17, 2021 02:55 PM (KJznT)

488 None of my extended family caught it.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 17, 2021 02:56 PM (2BZBZ)

489 Marvel Comics to unveil a Slightly Gayer Captain America.

Let me guess, the iconic shield will now have an 18 inch dildo sticking out of the center?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at March 17, 2021 02:56 PM (SchxB)

490 I should just suck it up and have someone do ours. But I'm an accountant so that would just be embarrassing.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 17, 2021 02:54 PM (Ez6QX)

I do my own and I'm not an accountant. The fact that they keep accepting them is embarrassing for the IRS.

Posted by: China at March 17, 2021 02:56 PM (xfb67)

491 Font Puns are always on Point.

Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2021 02:56 PM (rvxPI)

492 I didn't think screaming on roller coasters was voluntary?

Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at March 17, 2021 02:56 PM (OssQ4)

493 >>> I was just thinking about how much I love Philadelphia rolls, and then it hit me - it's basically a sushi bagel. Jewshi.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 17, 2021 02:51 PM (Uh2oA)


A sushi bagel is a bagel & lox, no?

Posted by: banana Dream at March 17, 2021 02:56 PM (+gFOr)

494 Where did he get the impression he's tough?


I mean Biden in the pool of Delaware men is towards the tougher end of the scale

it's a small freaking pool I grant you

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 17, 2021 02:56 PM (j9HX3)

495 You know who also spoke French?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Marcel Marceau mimed in French. 'Tis true!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 17, 2021 02:56 PM (dfRN6)

496 Monica Bellucci, Eva Green, and Lea Seydoux walked into a bar cabaret...

Posted by: Diesel Jones at March 17, 2021 02:56 PM (Vu7A1)

497 Numbers pulled out of their asses. Why am I not surprised? Reminds me of how FDR decided the prices of things during the Depression. From what I remember, the conversation went something like, "7 cents sounds good, doesn't it? I like that number."

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2021 02:56 PM (ynpvh)

498 Eh, we are down the Rabbit Hole now. Reality is all a Lewis Carroll construct.

Posted by: kraken at March 17, 2021 02:56 PM (bCLt0)

499 Marvel Comics to unveil Gay Captain America.

Unveil? So it will be nude, gay Captain America? Swell.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2021 02:56 PM (VP4Cd)

500 That's as funny as a font in church.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2021 02:49 PM

Baptismal?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState


Yeah. Font didn't replace fart in that joke all that well.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2021 02:56 PM (OCTRt)

501 You know who also spoke French?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Pepe le Pew?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 17, 2021 02:56 PM (16vTQ)

502 I think he said, "The san-serif's Avenir".

Posted by: andycanuck at March 17, 2021 02:56 PM (iDvKn)

503 Popeye's drive-thru in Palm Beach County, Florida got a bit sporty.

https://bit.ly/2Nq8KlK


Oh NOES you DI'INT!
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at March 17, 2021 02:55 PM (ZSK0i)


Dressed to KILL, tho.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 17, 2021 02:56 PM (Zz0t1)

504 Jean Valjean?

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 17, 2021 02:57 PM (2BZBZ)

505 Monica Bellucci, Eva Green, and Lea Seydoux walked into a bar cabaret...
Posted by: Diesel Jones at March 17, 2021 02:56 PM (

Life is a cabaret my friend.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 17, 2021 02:57 PM (lgiXo)

506 Can a mosquito fly six feet?

I dunno. Can a flea fly? Can a fly flee?

Posted by: Oddbob at March 17, 2021 02:57 PM (qc+VF)

507 That's as funny as a font in church.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2021 02:49 PM

Baptismal?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState


Yeah. Font didn't replace fart in that joke all that well.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2021 02:56 PM


I wouldn't altar it, though.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 17, 2021 02:57 PM (16vTQ)

508 Papyrus is the Prometheus of Fonts.


then what is Comic Sans?

Posted by: BlackOrchid


The Room.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: No Blood for Congress! at March 17, 2021 02:58 PM (OUMaO)

509 My students had to get the font right or I would kill them.

Posted by: Professor Amy Bishop at March 17, 2021 02:58 PM (KJznT)

510 @DailyCaller

GOV. DESANTIS: "There is no room in our classrooms for things like Critical Race Theory. Teaching kids to hate their country and to hate each other is not worth one red cent of taxpayer money."

https://tinyurl.com/ygkzax2z

Posted by: Tami at March 17, 2021 02:58 PM (cF8AT)

511
AVENIR!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 17, 2021 02:53 PM (j9HX3)

Avenir and Univers are both examples of the same thing - French attempts at making geometric, sans-serif faces to challenge the dominance of the German Futura. Avenir even means "future."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 17, 2021 02:58 PM (Uh2oA)

512 Font puns is so Meta.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 17, 2021 02:58 PM (WJ8Bv)

513 Let me guess, the iconic shield will now have an 18 inch dildo sticking out of the center?

In fairness, I would be marginally less inclined to fuck with a superhero armed with a foot-and-a-half-long dong.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 17, 2021 02:58 PM (H5knJ)

514 lox ain't raw.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 17, 2021 02:58 PM (2BZBZ)

515 That's as funny as a font in church.
Posted by: rickb223
Baptismal?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Yeah. Font didn't replace fart in that joke all that well.
Posted by: rickb223

I wouldn't altar it, though.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Pew! That joke stunk.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 17, 2021 02:58 PM (Rvt88)

516 Jane D'Oh-
we chatted here before and we live in the same county. Was wondering if you are interested in attending a local precinct/ district organizing group, we meet every Thursday. We are planning on voting for new leadership at the first big meeting on Saturday morning. This all leads up to the conventions.

I don't how much you know about the local county politics, but I've learned a lot in the last few months. The current leadership practically or literally handed over the election to the dems. Lots of corruption.

Let me know if you are interested in getting involved.

Posted by: Velveteen Mongoose at March 17, 2021 02:58 PM (4YHTV)

517 >>> Marvel Comics to unveil Gay Captain America.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2021 02:53 PM (OCTRt)


Oh, sstep back girrl fren

Posted by: Ambiguously Gay Duo at March 17, 2021 02:59 PM (+gFOr)

518 505 Monica Bellucci, Eva Green, and Lea Seydoux walked into a bar cabaret...
Posted by: Diesel Jones at March 17, 2021 02:56 PM (

Life is a cabaret my friend.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 17, 2021 02:57 PM (lgiXo)

========

Money makes the world go round.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 17, 2021 02:59 PM (LvTSG)

519 Marvel Comics to unveil a Slightly Gayer Captain America.
Posted by: garrett

For when you want that dick to STAY sucked!

Posted by: Not my real name at March 17, 2021 02:59 PM (mtQIY)

520 Popeye's drive-thru in Palm Beach County, Florida got a bit sporty.

https://bit.ly/2Nq8KlK

Reparations will put a stop to this behavior. Sure it will.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at March 17, 2021 02:59 PM (OssQ4)

521 Marvel Comics to unveil Gay Captain America.

Really lame looking, as well.

Where did he get the impression he's tough?

When people stopped fighting back because he had huge bodyguards and a Senator's job.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2021 02:59 PM (KZzsI)

522 " Come Thou Font of Every Blessing".

Posted by: kraken at March 17, 2021 02:59 PM (bCLt0)

523 Unveil? So it will be nude, gay Captain America? Swell.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2021 02:56 PM (VP4Cd)


I'm sure the dude playing Captain America in the movies is going to LOVE the new role where he sucks cock while fighting crime.

"Captain! Watch out! He's got a laser!!!"

"I'll get on my knees and start servicing him orally as a distraction. You get the laser and use it to free the hostages!!!"

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 17, 2021 02:59 PM (Zz0t1)

524 Didn't the CDC just announce that kids 2-4 years old need to wear masks as well? Cult leaders would be embarrassed by this sort of flip-flopping.

Not just that, but that they would have to do it for the foreseeable future. This is so the Mask Karens can get their jollies kicking middle-class families out of the 1 chance they get to visit their distant relative because the 2-year old refuses to wear a mask.

Remember that Karens use the CDC guidelines as a baseline and then add their own ridiculous assumptions to it as well. That's how you get the stupid "center-right" Washpo lady telling us we need to bleach our nostrils. It's just a way to embolden the mentally crazy to attack anyone who disagrees with them and the Washpo calls that "tolerance."

Posted by: Homer's Donuts at March 17, 2021 02:59 PM (HK8/E)

525 Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 17, 2021 02:57 PM (16vTQ)

Don't be a nave.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 17, 2021 02:59 PM (WJ8Bv)

526 I wouldn't altar it, though.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState


Golf clap.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2021 03:00 PM (OCTRt)

527 I'm just not that font of calligraphy.

Posted by: Not my real name at March 17, 2021 03:00 PM (mtQIY)

528 I remember the early videos "smuggled" out of China of corpses and sealed apartments and the disappearing doctor and reports of pollution from the burning bodies. Was that all part of the op or real?
Posted by: Ripley


That's really a good question. Shibumi and I have been debating that for months.
I think a lot of the information "smugggled" out of China was, indeed, an "Op".
But there were other things going on too, which are sort of unknown.
I think the death toll from "Covid 19" is much higher in China than they have let on. The idea that they had it "under control" in a country as populated and crowded as China beggars the imagination.
Having said all that, the Chinese are also having NOTHING to do with mRNA "vaccines".

Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at March 17, 2021 03:00 PM (vcOmj)

529 You know who also spoke French?

-
Well, it's not Marcel Marceau.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 17, 2021 03:00 PM (VVEnO)

530 The font of all wisdom is AOSHQ.

I bow in your general direction.

Posted by: torabora at March 17, 2021 03:00 PM (KJznT)

531 521 Marvel Comics to unveil Gay Captain America.

Really lame looking, as well.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2021 02:59 PM (KZzsI)

========

Scrawny kid with impractical armor for women.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 17, 2021 03:00 PM (LvTSG)

532

All returnees (to Israel) from abroad can be required to wear an electronic bracelet to ensure that they isolate at home or to quarantine in a hotel, a bill approved by the Knesset on Wednesday stated, while the number of serious patients and the COVID-19 reproduction rate dropped to their lowest level in months.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 17, 2021 03:00 PM (63Dwl)

533 I actually am working on a tutorial Champions adventure to teach GMs and players how to play the game, and since its about Superheroes, I have a valid reason to actually use Comic Sans.

And I'm using Anime Ace instead because it looks better.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2021 03:00 PM (KZzsI)

534 I told our neighbors last year that the six foot rule was pulled out of their ass and they laughed. Just like their talisman masks, it means nothing.
My doctor sent me a message about the vaccine and his selling point was that "even though it is a new vaccine, in a few years it will be as safe as any vaccine." Somehow that did not inspire confidence in the vaccine and I declined.

Posted by: megthered at March 17, 2021 03:00 PM (SM/op)

535 >>> lox ain't raw.
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 17, 2021 02:58 PM (2BZBZ)


Yeah, I know. But it's fish and a bagel. So more philadelphia roll like.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 17, 2021 03:00 PM (+gFOr)

536 Posted by: kraken at March 17, 2021 02:59 PM (bCLt0)

It's actually-spelled correctly-a very lovely hymn.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2021 03:01 PM (VP4Cd)

537 Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at March 17, 2021 02:55 PM (ZSK0i)

FL.

Posted by: 4 at March 17, 2021 03:02 PM (KnJdm)

538 536 Posted by: kraken at March 17, 2021 02:59 PM (bCLt0)

It's actually-spelled correctly-a very lovely hymn.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2021 03:01 PM (VP4Cd)


It is. " Be Thou My Vision" is my favorite though.

Posted by: kraken at March 17, 2021 03:02 PM (bCLt0)

539 Popeye's drive-thru in Palm Beach County, Florida got a bit sporty.

https://bit.ly/2Nq8KlK


"Less filling!"
"Tastes great!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 17, 2021 03:02 PM (YqDXo)

540 So inhaling bleach works.
Thanks for holding that back for a year.

Posted by: torabora at March 17, 2021 03:02 PM (KJznT)

541 i for one enjoyed the stay 6 feet away rule....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 17, 2021 03:03 PM (CqHIp)

542 That's really a good question. Shibumi and I have been debating that for months.
I think a lot of the information "smugggled" out of China was, indeed, an "Op".
But there were other things going on too, which are sort of unknown.
I think the death toll from "Covid 19" is much higher in China than they have let on. The idea that they had it "under control" in a country as populated and crowded as China beggars the imagination.
Having said all that, the Chinese are also having NOTHING to do with mRNA "vaccines".

Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet


I remain convinced the CCP used COVID as a cover to clean house of dissidents, "opportunistic oppression" as I put it at the time.

Sort of like they've been doing here, except more brutality.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: No Blood for Congress! at March 17, 2021 03:03 PM (OUMaO)

543
Golf clap.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2021 03:00 PM (OCTRt)



https://youtu.be/CP6v4T3VT7I

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 17, 2021 03:03 PM (Zz0t1)

544 >>>Marvel Comics to unveil Gay Captain America.<
>Because he doesn't want to defeat Hydra, he wants to fuck them in the ass!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 17, 2021 03:03 PM (03n3v)

545 So inhaling bleach works.
Thanks for holding that back for a year.
Posted by: torabora

It'll cure what ails ya', guaranteed.

Posted by: Not my real name at March 17, 2021 03:03 PM (mtQIY)

546
541 i for one enjoyed the stay 6 feet away rule....
Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 17, 2021 03:03 PM (CqHIp)

Never a fan of Space Invaders then?

Posted by: kraken at March 17, 2021 03:04 PM (bCLt0)

547 Avenir and Univers are both examples of the same thing - French attempts at making geometric, sans-serif faces to challenge the dominance of the German Futura. Avenir even means "future."


well yes I know that. there's a lot of fun history to this stuff

my fave currently is Gotham. another similar to Avenir/Helvetica/Futura

typefaces! so fun!

I hate to be nice about Google btw but Google Fonts - the BEST. it's really good for so much of design.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 17, 2021 03:04 PM (j9HX3)

548 lox ain't raw.
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 17, 2021 02:58 PM (2BZBZ)


Yeah, I know. But it's fish and a bagel. So more philadelphia roll like.
Posted by: banana Dream


Dammit. Now I'm jonesing for sushi.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2021 03:04 PM (OCTRt)

549 Grrrr! Zombie Robbo beat me to the Marcel Marceau joke!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 17, 2021 03:04 PM (VVEnO)

550 The damage they've done to whatever trust in government was left.

Posted by: m at March 17, 2021 03:04 PM (cXgya)

551 Burn it down.

Scatter the stones.

Salt the earth where it stood.

h/t AllenG

Throw your mask on the pile. me

Posted by: creeper at March 17, 2021 03:04 PM (XxJt1)

552 Cap'n Tranny America? I mean, the military seems to be coming out of the closet on this issue now.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2021 03:05 PM (ynpvh)

553 Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 17, 2021 03:00 PM (63Dwl)

WTF, Israel? They are also the ones that want to create a Covid pass so only people that have been vaccinated can attend concerts and such.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 17, 2021 03:05 PM (Ez6QX)

554 Grrrr! Zombie Robbo beat me to the Marcel Marceau joke!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler


Really? I never heard anything...

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: No Blood for Congress! at March 17, 2021 03:05 PM (OUMaO)

555 The authorities and the various powers that be have known a lot more about the transmission of this virus than they let on/passed on from the beginning - and obviously the media doesn't fucking know anything and just tells people what they're told to tell them.

Don't touch your face, wash your hands after touching shared surfaces, and don't paw all over things for no reason. Clean things like your keys and phone. Don't be a damned barbarian - take your shoes off when you get home and change/shower. There you go; very unlikely to catch it if you're not hanging out all day in a COVID ward.

Off topic, as I finish getting my shit together for the Thunderdome, starting to run into a lot more banking/payment deplatforming crap. Having about 1/5th of my orders cancelled by third party payment processors/POS services like Shopify.

Posted by: somedood at March 17, 2021 03:05 PM (3RlYu)

556 yassssss AVENIR!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 17, 2021 02:53 PM (j9HX3)

All the Frutiger typefaces.

Posted by: chris-cross at March 17, 2021 03:05 PM (k8uM2)

557 it's fish and a bagel

And a floor wax!

Posted by: Your gub'mint betters at March 17, 2021 03:05 PM (vtcmf)

558 Gay Captain America......

I guess that means the highest rated SNL's in the last 30 years were the ones where the Ambiguously Gay Duo cartoons were aired?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 17, 2021 03:05 PM (Zz0t1)

559 None of those people at Popeyes had a mask, super spreader event

Posted by: Only Context at March 17, 2021 03:05 PM (xEIoY)

560 Avenir and Univers are both examples of the same
thing - French attempts at making geometric, sans-serif faces to
challenge the dominance of the German Futura. Avenir even means
"future."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 17, 2021 02:58 PM (Uh2oA)

Avant Garde for the win

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 17, 2021 03:06 PM (k/TB6)

561 So I've been doing it wrong.
I could have snorted the bleach instead of injecting it directly into my lungs.

For a year.

Posted by: torabora at March 17, 2021 03:06 PM (KJznT)

562 With a gay Captain America I don't imagine there'll be any flirting between Cap and Natasha Romanov.
Maybe Captain America will be the one with the gift for calming the Hulk down.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 17, 2021 03:06 PM (lgiXo)

563 In the EU they are using 2 meters or about 6.5 feet

Posted by: SMOD at March 17, 2021 03:06 PM (3aI0K)

564 527 I'm just not that font of calligraphy.

Posted by: Not my real name at March 17, 2021 03:00 PM (mtQIY)

Is this part of "Chancel" Culture?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2021 03:06 PM (ynpvh)

565 It was some teen girl's science project that came up with 6 feet. Her dad worked in the W administration and wrote it into policy. Duckduckgo it.

Posted by: Valiant at March 17, 2021 03:06 PM (3MiF8)

566 >>>Marvel Comics to unveil Gay Captain America.

Wait until they find out nobody cares.

Posted by: ... at March 17, 2021 03:06 PM (gqfZg)

567 Making fun of the Jews is like shooting fish on bagel.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 17, 2021 03:06 PM (VVEnO)

568 562 With a gay Captain America I don't imagine there'll be any flirting between Cap and Natasha Romanov.
Maybe Captain America will be the one with the gift for calming the Hulk down.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 17, 2021 03:06 PM (lgiXo)

=========

"Get yourself into position, Cap. We need the Hulk to calm down now."
-Hawkeye

*pulls down pants*
-Captain America

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 17, 2021 03:07 PM (LvTSG)

569 Having said all that, the Chinese are also having NOTHING to do with mRNA "vaccines".
Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at March 17, 2021 03:00 PM (vcOmj)

Evil, but not stupid.

Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at March 17, 2021 03:07 PM (5FCda)

570 Yesterday at Kroger's I saw about 3 people without masks, not including myself. That's about 3 more than I've seen in about a year. The bull shit is wearing thin.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 17, 2021 03:07 PM (3H9h1)

571 Favorite font. Hmmm ... Georgia. Have Georgia on my mind.

Posted by: kraken at March 17, 2021 03:07 PM (bCLt0)

572 @stillgray

Only a woke person would upload a video of themselves harassing Asian people for making Korean Boba tea and claiming it's theft of black culture and think it makes them look good.

https://tinyurl.com/ygzxsaa2

Even the black guy next to her has had it....she then calls him a 'coon'.

Posted by: Tami at March 17, 2021 03:07 PM (cF8AT)

573 Nood

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 17, 2021 03:07 PM (kTF2Z)

574 Marvel Comics to unveil Gay Captain America.

Wait until they find out nobody cares.


Followed shortly by nobody buys.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at March 17, 2021 03:07 PM (SchxB)

575 Posted by: kraken at March 17, 2021 03:02 PM (bCLt0)

Yes it is; Very appropriate for today since it's an Irish hymn set to an Irish tune.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2021 03:08 PM (VP4Cd)

576 Funny how this is all coming out now that we're into the phony, fraudulent Biden "presidency." Time to revisit the BS 6 feet rule. Time to open up schools because the the social damage to kids is real.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 17, 2021 03:08 PM (O+I8R)

577
"Get yourself into position, Cap. We need the Hulk to calm down now."
-Hawkeye

*pulls down pants*
-Captain America
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 17, 2021 03:07 PM (LvTSG)


"Hulk no catch. HULK PITCH!!!!"

- The Hulk

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 17, 2021 03:08 PM (Zz0t1)

578 .......nood.......

Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at March 17, 2021 03:08 PM (MkuC5)

579 Grrrr! Zombie Robbo beat me to the Marcel Marceau joke!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 17, 2021 03

When a Zombie
Meets an Anonosaur
A comin' through the mime

Posted by: JT at March 17, 2021 03:08 PM (arJlL)

580 532 All returnees (to Israel) from abroad can be required to wear an
electronic bracelet to ensure that they isolate at home or to quarantine
in a hotel, a bill approved by the Knesset on Wednesday stated, while
the number of serious patients and the COVID-19 reproduction rate
dropped to their lowest level in months.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 17, 2021 03:00 PM (63Dwl)

The left would make sure they are yellow and shaped like the Star of David.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2021 03:08 PM (ynpvh)

581 Yoo hoo, Captain America. Oh yoo hoo.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 17, 2021 03:08 PM (lgiXo)

582 I always thought Lox was some kind of weird fish so I never really tried the lox and bagel thing. I'm ashamed to say it wasn't that long ago I learned it was just smoked salmon. Missed out on a lot of good eating.

Posted by: lowandslow at March 17, 2021 03:08 PM (4thlk)

583 The damage they've done to whatever trust in government was left.
Posted by: m


Destroyed by Bill Clinton. Reinforced by Obola.
No fucking way would I trust anything from Josef Stolin.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2021 03:09 PM (OCTRt)

584 >>> I guess that means the highest rated SNL's in the last 30 years were the ones where the Ambiguously Gay Duo cartoons were aired?
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 17, 2021 03:05 PM (Zz0t1)


It was voiced by S. Carell and Colbert. Which makes sense.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 17, 2021 03:10 PM (+gFOr)

585 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 17, 2021 03:07 PM (LvTSG)

IIRC, in The Avengers movie (2012), Tony Stark asks if anybody has kissed him after he fell back to Earth through the wormhole and the Hulk's rage cry revived him.

With the new Captain, Stark would ask this rhetorical question and Cap would blush and look all sheepish. Ugh...

I don't think this new ghey Cap is an official one..yet, just a cos-playing cap that happened to find the real one's shield. But he will turn into "the" Cap, mark my words.

Posted by: Thrawn at March 17, 2021 03:11 PM (LviRI)

586 And I'm using Anime Ace instead because it looks better.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2021 03:00 PM (KZzsI)

-----

Angry Ace > Anime Ace

Posted by: ShainS at March 17, 2021 03:11 PM (Nqm9r)

587 Next revelation: how many people died with WuFlu and how many really died OF it.

Posted by: JM in Florida at March 17, 2021 03:11 PM (HCeRP)

588 413 True fact: Bob Dylan initially titled his song "The Times they are a New Roman."
Posted by: ShainS

I thought it was Roman In the Wind.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 17, 2021 02:45 PM (VVEnO)

I thought he wrote the song Que Serif, Serif

Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 17, 2021 03:14 PM (mdjgu)

589 With a gay Captain America I don't imagine there'll be any flirting between Cap and Natasha Romanov.

The comic version, they had little interaction, particularly as she was a Soviet Spy at one point and has a radically different idea of how to deal with threats. And is basically a civilian with no powers compared to him.

She was dating Daredevil for a while, they made a good couple.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2021 03:14 PM (KZzsI)

590 >>> I always thought Lox was some kind of weird fish so I never really tried the lox and bagel thing. I'm ashamed to say it wasn't that long ago I learned it was just smoked salmon. Missed out on a lot of good eating.
Posted by: lowandslow at March 17, 2021 03:08 PM (4thlk)

It is absolutely one of my favorite meals of all time. Complete with the capers, tomatoes, schmear, onions, pure sex ...

... of a sort. It's been a while and I'm a little short on the details ... good though.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 17, 2021 03:16 PM (+gFOr)

591 >>> And I'm using Anime Ace instead because it looks better.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2021 03:00 PM (KZzsI)



Does Anime Ace have the big anime eyes?

Posted by: banana Dream at March 17, 2021 03:18 PM (+gFOr)

592 You recall that the 6 foot distancing was also a pretext for changes to 2020 election protocols.

Posted by: Mr. Barky at March 17, 2021 03:24 PM (hKi6n)

593 An independent southas verified to me that CNN actually means Crappy Nonsense Network

Posted by: SMOD at March 17, 2021 03:28 PM (3aI0K)

594 So six feet doesn't work and masking doesn't work, but three feet plus masking will work.

Ok, then.

Posted by: Emmie at March 17, 2021 03:37 PM (ofYez)

595 Didn't Rutabaga Joe call Putin a "killer with no soul?" That's 47 years of diplomacy, right there.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 17, 2021 03:47 PM (03n3v)

596 LOL. I like that idea. I usually stand there politely waiting for them to move. Hubs will wander up and ask me what I'm doing. I tell him I'm waiting for someone to move. His 280 lb ass then goes barreling through and I follow along behind.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 17, 2021 02:04 PM (Ez6QX)


I am the lead blocker in our family as well.

Posted by: Mr. Barky at March 17, 2021 03:55 PM (hKi6n)

597 Fuck three feet distance and masks. It is ALL bullshit.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 17, 2021 04:24 PM (kmDM/)

598 Just like global warming and all the other Leftist mumbo jumbo. When do they begin sacrificing virgins like in California to the Aztec Gods?

Posted by: I am not corey Booker at March 17, 2021 07:07 PM (EcD5Y)

599 I still remember it was one of the first briefings from President Trump on kung flu where Fauchi gave the infamous "hah chuhh" and said it go, he thought, as far as six feet away. I laughed at the stupidity then......but the media took it and ran.......

Posted by: Doghouse at March 17, 2021 08:04 PM (eYixr)

600 In keeping w/our host's request from last week for book reommendations w/o reasons ...
-- Escape From Reason, Frances Schaeffer (see also CS Lewis, Miracles; Os Guiness, Dust of Death); The Glory and the Dream, William Manchester; The March of Folly, Barbara Tuchman. ;Lee's Lieutenants, Douglas Southall Freeman; The Secrets of Consulting, Gerald M Weinberg; Blink and The Tipping Point, Malcolm Gladwell.; Cordelia's Honor, Lois McMaster Bujold; Early Autumn, Robert A Parker.; How to Read A Book, Mortimer Adler

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