The Morning Report - 3/15/21 [J.J. Sefton]

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Good morning, kids. Monday, the start of a new week and the Ides of March (I'm your vehicle, baby).

Interesting how the knives are coming out for Angel of Death Cuomo over his alleged serial sexual abuse of staffers and others within his grasp. Yet while now major New York state and national political figures are calling for him to STFU and GTFO, mostly in an effort to keep the spotlight away from his malice aforethought (this was not incompetence by a long shot) in killing at least 15,000 elderly nursing home residents for purely monetary reasons, the demented meat puppet occupying the Oval Office has refused to join in the calls for his ouster. Personally, the longer Cuomo digs his heels in, the worse the optics for the Democrats, and with Biden, that is to say his handlers in the Kalorama Klown Kompound, not giving the seal of approval, it becomes a giant clusterfuck that the propagandists will be hard pressed to spin or cover up.

In any case, the knives may very well be out for Zhou Bai-Din soon enough since he is losing more and more cognitive function by the day, now. That presents much more of a danger to us in terms of foreign affairs than here at home. Specifically, the Chi-Coms.

On July 23, 2021, the 100-year anniversary of the founding of the Chinese Communist Party, China launches a massive invasion of Taiwan. As news is related to President Biden, he is overwhelmed and shuts down mentally. An order is signed by President Biden authorizing the U.S. Pacific Fleet to respond to the threat. However, the military chain of command wants to meet with the president to verify that he has signed the order and that he is mentally competent. Members of the Joint Chiefs meet with the president and determine that he is not mentally competent and refuse to obey the order...

In examining the Amendment section by section, the author lays out a fairly plausible scenario that ultimately sees Biden removed and his underling VP Glans-ing Blows take over the reins of power. But by that time, Taiwan's forced absorption by the Chi-Coms would be a fait accompli as we'd have been too busy dealing with removing a shambling, drooling rutabaga from office to respond in time to prevent or at least delay the aforementioned. Not that Biden, nor anyone one else in the junta would have preferred the outcome to be any different. To one extent or another, they are owned by Emperor Pooh-Pooh Platter.

And that brings us to a related item, the actual combat readiness of the armed forces of the nation formerly known as the United States of America. In short, it ain't. And for the sin of pointing that out to his substantial audience, Tucker Carlson is (once again) being raked over the coals, mostly by an officer corps(e) of hand-picked Obama acolytes who think the only "tucker" worth a damn are the ones who tuck their junk in their Class A skirts.

To recap, last week, for International Women's Day, Joe Biden boasted that the military is engaged in the important work of designing flight suits for pregnant pilots. Tucker Carlson pointed out that the American military has a problem if this kind of thing is a priority. Even as our military is obsessed with women, both real and fake, the Chinese military is aggressively becoming more masculine in orientation. In a war between masculine China and feminine America, no sane person would bet on America...

...Last week, for the United States military, China was not the enemy. Radical Islam was not the enemy. Drugs pouring into America were not the enemy. Rather, a news and opinion personality was the target of the military's wrath. Nor was this animus limited to snarky tweets from the teenage girls apparently staffing the military's, and especially the Marines', social media offices.

Instead, Master Gunnery Sgt. Scott Stalker, who is the command senior enlisted leader of the US space command, directly attacked Tucker Carlson, by name, for daring to offend women in the armed forces...

...With Biden's ascension to the White House, the military has become an openly partisan, pro-Democrat, possibly anti-American institution dedicated entirely to turning itself into a social justice avatar for American society well maintaining endless small wars across the globe for the benefit of military officers. George Washington weeps.

Meanwhile, as this disgusting spectacle, on top of the supremely disgusting spectacle of having an election stolen and a nation overthrown, the Capitol remains under a form of martial law -- for absolutely no reason whatsoever other than as a show of force to a now subservient populace:

Forget the threat assessments which were the entire basis for months of the occupation.

The military occupation is no longer about responding to some phantom threat. Instead it asserts that the Capitol Police, with over 2,000 sworn officers, is incapable of doing its job and needs the National Guard there to fill in its "gaps". Four cops for every member of Congress and 1 officer for every 3 staffers is not enough without also adding thousands of troops.

That's also the conclusion of Pelosi's task force, headed by Democrat conspiracy theorist Russel Honore, which called for turning the Capitol Police into the 8th largest police force in America (Congress' private cops are currently only the 19th largest police force), and a permanent Quick Reaction Force to be most likely controlled by the D.C. National Guard.

This force would also be allowed to self-deploy even without presidential authority.The D.C. military occupation is no longer a temporary response to an emergency. Instead it's becoming a permanent state of emergency with a military occupation that can be deployed even in the absence of presidential authority. The D.C. National Guard is unique because it's the only guard that is directly under presidential control. Allowing it to bypass the president essentially turns it, or rather the Commanding General of the D.C. National Guard, into the head of an autonomous military organization capable of seizing control of the nation's capital.

And all this fascism is being pursued by the Democrats under the guise of fighting fascism.

Biden, Pelosi, and the Democrats want to place Washington D.C. under a state of permanent military emergency. All of their pretexts and excuses have fallen apart. Every single claim of an imminent threat has failed to materialize. Instead of ending the occupation, they're preparing to fundamentally transform the nation's capital into an armed camp under military occupation.

The $64 trillion dollar question is are they doing this as a form of intimidation or do they genuinely fear a real insurrection, not the phony-baloney low-rent Reichstag fire sham of January 6th, should some abomination they inflict on us in the near future that break's the Kamala's back be the last straw? If they continue to drive out normal people from the ranks and replace them with dames, incompetents and transexual freakazoids to satisfy the Ibram X. Kendi's of this world, the "woke" US military might get its ass kicked harder by an "awakened" citizenry than even a confrontation with the PLA. We'll find out soon enough, I'd wager.

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1 Good morning!

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 15, 2021 07:28 AM (2BZBZ)

2 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo ranch at March 15, 2021 07:28 AM (dbkIH)

3 Good morning, horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 15, 2021 07:28 AM (nR2nR)

4 Thank you, J.J.

AAA, HB-Day!!!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 15, 2021 07:29 AM (3D/fK)

5
Yoicks! I hope that picture is a photoshop.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 15, 2021 07:29 AM (mht8P)

6 Good morning, Hordelings!
15th of March - "Beware The Ides of March"

In honor...

Iron Maiden - The Ides of March / Wrathchild
https://youtu.be/1WkhffI08iY

Posted by: Doof at March 15, 2021 07:30 AM (mZUr4)

7 dear god, i don't need coffee anymore after that pic JJ. eye bleach yes, but no coffee. scared the fuck awake now...

and morning Horde. cofveve is ready if anyone needs it.

now to the content.

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 15, 2021 07:30 AM (8D42x)

8
Bill Maher: "Never Ending Woke Competition" Is Destroying America, We've Already "Lost" to China

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Bite me, Bill.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 15, 2021 07:31 AM (mht8P)

9 Top 10?

Posted by: Rosasharn at March 15, 2021 07:31 AM (yEBFM)

10 Barely. Good morning all. What fresh hell...

Posted by: Rosasharn at March 15, 2021 07:31 AM (yEBFM)

11 WT ever-lovin' F is that photo at top?

Posted by: DB- just DB at March 15, 2021 07:32 AM (iTXRQ)

12 Morning, everyone! I'm really thankful the men in my family are currently retired from the military or too young to serve just yet . . .

Thank you for doing this, JJ!

Posted by: Catherine -- who generally doesn't curse. at March 15, 2021 07:35 AM (eO5wY)

13 good morning horde

Posted by: vmom super straight stabby stabber stabalot at March 15, 2021 07:36 AM (nUhF0)

14 11 WT ever-lovin' F is that photo at top?
Posted by: DB- just DB at March 15, 2021 07:32 AM (iTXRQ)

Seconded! I can't eat breakfast now.

Posted by: Mishdog at March 15, 2021 07:36 AM (cqAUI)

15 Moronin', Hourde!

Posted by: Hans O'Lo at March 15, 2021 07:36 AM (u7pQw)

16
Top picture: The Four Lesbians of the Apocalypse

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 15, 2021 07:37 AM (mht8P)

17 Ladies and Gentlemen, the Andrews Sisters!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at March 15, 2021 07:37 AM (Dc2NZ)

18 "VP Glans-ing Blows"

The Post needs you, and badly, JJ. That is just pure awesome-sauce.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at March 15, 2021 07:37 AM (Y5fDH)

19 "Maybe the three-quarters of its players who are Black will start to figure out how racist they are toward Blacks if they see this commercial"

They will only play the race card when it's to their advantage.

Posted by: f'd at March 15, 2021 07:39 AM (5UPOG)

20 Sigh
Boker Fuckin Tov

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 15, 2021 07:39 AM (GPwVZ)

21
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 15, 2021 07:39 AM (hOA3A)

22 From glancing through headlines, it seems as though the biggest occupation these days is Attention Whore. Is it lucrative? Do you have to be royal or famous to get started? What sort of degree is needed? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Rosasharn at March 15, 2021 07:39 AM (yEBFM)

23 Good morning y'all!

Posted by: tbodie at March 15, 2021 07:40 AM (cHbIE)

24 Does anybody in that top picture have a staff?

Posted by: f'd at March 15, 2021 07:41 AM (5UPOG)

25 We must accept that there is no adult in the room. There is no one part of this administration not consumed with politics. There is no common sense. There is a complete disconnect with reality.

Posted by: iandeal at March 15, 2021 07:42 AM (vgGyZ)

26 Good morning, all. Thanks for the linkage and commentary, JJS.

Much like those on our side who still utilize "social media" platforms like Zuckerbook and @Jack's Blog, I really don't know what more can be said to the "but the military will be with if things start to get sporty" people.

They won't. Period. Full stop. We are on our own, and might do well to prepare accordingly.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at March 15, 2021 07:43 AM (NYS7S)

27 mornin yall. Unless they have changed the uniforms more then I was aware of those are not US service ...men?

Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at March 15, 2021 07:43 AM (6Pqz7)

28 Lets now agree, just among the horde, that the military command structure is not on our side. Contrast the not a peep of disagreement over the occupation of peaceful Washington DC versus the fretful hair-rending op-eds and resignations over the idea PDJT would order action against Antifa

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at March 15, 2021 07:45 AM (Y5fDH)

29 Hot Coffee...Morning report!!

Posted by: qmark at March 15, 2021 07:45 AM (emnp2)

30 CDR Salamander has a nice write-up (With an official memo attached) about what our military leaders have been focusing on.

https://tinyurl.com/yfu34j2b

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 15, 2021 07:45 AM (3D/fK)

31 So if every illegal invader would kill four Americans that would be about 200 million dead.

Which in turn means 200 million votes for democrats.

Dominion, eat your silicon heart out.

More coffee.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 15, 2021 07:46 AM (vQkRp)

32 So Fauci is getting some award this week for Georgia Tech for public bravery or something Supposedly risked his career by imp meting unpopular policies to save the nation.


Yeah all those MSM tongues baths and complete lack of serious criticism or analysis of his pronouncements that ruined millions (while drawing largest check in the govt.) was very dangerous and brave. Must be nice to be Deep State insider.

Posted by: Ripley at March 15, 2021 07:46 AM (MxEKc)

33 22 From glancing through headlines, it seems as though the biggest occupation these days is Attention Whore. Is it lucrative? Do you have to be royal or famous to get started? What sort of degree is needed? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Rosasharn at March 15, 2021 07:39

I think you need to be an 18-25 year old thot for it to be lucrative.

Posted by: Buzzion at March 15, 2021 07:46 AM (G2zl5)

34 It's Monday, but not happy. Groggy.

That pictuer is not helping.
*glares at JJ*

Posted by: Lizzy at March 15, 2021 07:47 AM (bDqIh)

35 Bill Maher: "Never Ending Woke Competition" Is Destroying America, We've Already "Lost" to China

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Smart people (like us here) saw this freight train coming 10 miles ago. Why didn't you, Bill Maher?

JJ, please assure me that's a p'shop at the top.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 15, 2021 07:47 AM (O+I8R)

36 When I was in the Navy in the early 70s everyone of those freaks in that pic would have been discharged under less than honorable conditions.

Posted by: Vic at March 15, 2021 07:48 AM (mpXpK)

37 >>Is it lucrative? Do you have to be royal or famous to get started? What sort of degree is needed? Asking for a friend.


Ah yes, the "influencers."
You need to be under 18, really good at tiktok.
That's all I know.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 15, 2021 07:49 AM (bDqIh)

38 When ChiCom military airlifts troops here our quisling military will accompany them as security when they fan out to secure key locations here. Anybody who stirs up a fuss will have their body parts harvested.

Any systemic resistance....More virus.

Posted by: torabora at March 15, 2021 07:49 AM (Y274z)

39
Biden Refuses to Call for Angel of Death Cuomo to Resign After Being Pressed by Reporter

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I hope Cuomo doesn't resign. As his replacement is likely to be even more deranged, he can continue to shine and stink like a rotten mackerel in moonlight.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 15, 2021 07:49 AM (mht8P)

40 I'm shocked, shocked, I say, that Hogg's Bite My Pillow endeavor isn't likely to sweep the nation.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 15, 2021 07:50 AM (O+I8R)

41 The left is so unbelievably thorough.

Their hate is so granular it seems petty, because they are so determined to root out even the slightest wrong-think among the cultural celebrity elite.
Example A: the Sharon Osbourne article.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at March 15, 2021 07:51 AM (Y5fDH)

42 Boys, your mission is to take my Blobby Crater and destroy it with your missiles.

Posted by: General Greatpoof at March 15, 2021 07:51 AM (5UPOG)

43
I'm shocked, shocked, I say, that Hogg's Bite My Pillow endeavor isn't likely to sweep the nation.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 15, 2021 07:50 AM (O+I8R)

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Compulsory purchases aren't out of the question.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 15, 2021 07:51 AM (mht8P)

44 Oh at "NotTheBee" they posted an article that included a bunch of tweets from girls that had "detrans"-ed and were speaking about it. Check it out if you didn't see it or maybe someone send it to ace or a cob to talk about. It really shows how fucked up all this is. Why it has become such a thing. You have young people who are unsure of themselves and their bodies and if they say they're trans they're immediately celebrated and coddled, while doing nothing to actually help them. And instead it damages them.

Posted by: Buzzion at March 15, 2021 07:53 AM (G2zl5)

45 35
Smart people (like us here) saw this freight train coming 10 miles ago. Why didn't you, Bill Maher?

JJ, please assure me that's a p'shop at the top.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 15, 2021 07:47 AM (O+I8R)


The good news is that those above are not US military but NATO nations from the look of them. The bad news is our armed forces have these freaks as well. And it is not a p-shop.

As for Bill Maher, as horrendous as he is, he is dead right on this issue as well as on Islam. Credit where it's due.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 15, 2021 07:54 AM (s2VJv)

46 Hogg probably lost interest. When he found out that Obama's "you didn't build that" is wildly naive and completely wrong, and that he would probably have to work hard to get a business up and going, he probably reacted in shock. Went back to his undeserved spot at Hahvahd. Bemoaned how unfair it all was.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at March 15, 2021 07:54 AM (Y5fDH)

47 I don't know what Bill Burr said to get the mob after him, but clearly they don't know Bill Burr.

First, Bill Burr always says stuff that would offend them. That's why he's so dang funny. The harsh Bah-stun accent helps, too.

Second, he does not care about their offense.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 15, 2021 07:55 AM (bDqIh)

48 Flying cars? Nah, you'll settle for 9 flavors of Trannies.

Posted by: klaftern at March 15, 2021 07:56 AM (RuIsu)

49 Greetings
We got the stepdad put to rest yesterday. It was a wonderful day, huge turnout at church. Way too much food was consumed later. Ran out of freezer space.
I'm glad he never got to see the picture above, which I hope isn't for real, but, nothing surprises me any more.
Today, trying to find papers on his new truck. Did he pay cash or did he have a note on it? I guess I could just wait and let the repo man take care of it.

Posted by: navybrat at large at March 15, 2021 07:58 AM (s0sSX)

50 CDR Salamander has a nice write-up (With an official memo attached) about what our military leaders have been focusing on.

https://tinyurl.com/yfu34j2b
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 15, 2021 07:45 AM (3D/fK)

Yup. Sigh. fucked up

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 15, 2021 07:58 AM (GPwVZ)

51 Maddow won a Grammy.

Posted by: Submitted for your amusement at March 15, 2021 07:58 AM (5UPOG)

52 The
powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor
prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively,
or to the people.



These are fighting words, hate speech, and- besides - SCOTUS has determined no one has standing to assert them. Shut up, said the left.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at March 15, 2021 07:58 AM (Y5fDH)

53 hobest question - why dont the lockdowns work?
on the face of it, they could have - so what was the ligical flaw?

Posted by: vmom super straight stabby stabber stabalot at March 15, 2021 07:58 AM (nUhF0)

54 Little late Bill Maher. While sane, responsible people (i.e. haters) were warning about PC insanity years ago you were feeding it and stoking up your lemmings. And now your worried about it's offspring wokeness? Just wait until the Red Guard struggle sessions start, that's when the real fun stars.

Posted by: Ripley at March 15, 2021 07:59 AM (MxEKc)

55 Good morning morons, and all the ships at sea.

And Happy Birthday JJ

Well, the current SecDef is an African American graduate of West Point who was a general in the Army, and is convinced that are armed forces are racist institutions.

So the maternity flight suits are reparations or something.

Posted by: blaster at March 15, 2021 07:59 AM (ZfRYq)

56 Top photo: Joint chief of staff. Feel safer now?

Posted by: Colin at March 15, 2021 07:59 AM (6ndCo)

57 hiya

Posted by: JT at March 15, 2021 08:00 AM (arJlL)

58 Morning everyone. What fresh hell awaits us today?

Posted by: Tonypete at March 15, 2021 08:00 AM (Rvt88)

59 I'm pretty sure that photo at the top is not Photoshopped. It is staggering to think that the defense of our country is in their hands. I mean really?

Posted by: Kat_man at March 15, 2021 08:00 AM (v48yj)

60 >The good news is that those above are not US military but NATO nations from the look of them.


I'm sure the axis of evil is shaking in its collective shoes

Posted by: DB- just DB at March 15, 2021 08:00 AM (iTXRQ)

61 Good morning morons and thanks JJ

They are all about preparing the battle space

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 15, 2021 08:00 AM (EZebt)

62 Hogg probably lost interest. When he found out that Obama's "you didn't build that" is wildly naive and completely wrong, and that he would probably have to work hard to get a business up and going, he probably reacted in shock. Went back to his undeserved spot at Hahvahd. Bemoaned how unfair it all was.

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Hogg's lesson will be:

[ ] Learned
[X] Unlearned

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 15, 2021 08:01 AM (O+I8R)

63 >>Hogg probably lost interest.

I suspect Hogg realized it takes honest to God work, long hours, and time to build a successful company. Also, you have to work with people, not just lecture them, dunk on them, boss them,

Hogg got instant famous for talking. I suspect he thought he could just talk his way into a business in a few weeks or months. That he could just declare how he wanted the business set up/organized and it would manifest itself. Like, it's not just a website and gofundme where people give you money for an imaginary, unproven product.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 15, 2021 08:02 AM (bDqIh)

64 Also, this is not snark: US military should only consist of brown people, and trannies should be the generals.

Posted by: blaster at March 15, 2021 08:02 AM (ZfRYq)

65 The Barnes Foundation (in Philly) is an excellent museum to visit, and recommended (per the Federalist link JJS provided). After the powers that be seized the Barnes collection I was all prepared to hate the new museum, but it is so good an exhibition space that it won me over.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at March 15, 2021 08:03 AM (Y5fDH)

66 If I were the parent of the little girl who was beheaded 5 years ago by that muzzie jihadi freak who was just let out of prison, I'd be tempted to experience a little "temporary insanity" myself -- just long enough to kill her and the psychiatrists who freed her.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 15, 2021 08:03 AM (k4dH2)

67 Hovering tankers... less massive environmental destruction.
win win

Posted by: sidney at March 15, 2021 08:03 AM (+fjIe)

68 Instead, Master Gunnery Sgt. Scott Stalker, who is the command senior enlisted leader of the US space command, directly attacked Tucker Carlson, by name, for daring to offend women in the armed forces...

Speakin' of....

@mbracemoore

"A Few Good Men" needs to be renamed ASAP.

https://tinyurl.com/yeh4g23s


And good mornin' all...

Posted by: Tami at March 15, 2021 08:03 AM (cF8AT)

69 So...
Does anyone NOW doubt that President Trump tried to invoke the insurrection act last summer as was told "no" by the military?

Posted by: Gman at March 15, 2021 08:03 AM (SF/om)

70 62 You look up sneaky little bastard in the dictionary and there's Hogg's picture. Little fuck probably figured he could get some grift going and found out even grift involves some work ethic.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at March 15, 2021 08:03 AM (I58tH)

71 I know it's NATO, but holy mother of G*d...that's a real picture?! Those two on the far right...that's real??

The human race. She's doomed. If you could've given a glimpse into 2021 to people from, oh, say, 1950...they simply would not believe this world we live in today.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 15, 2021 08:04 AM (O+I8R)

72 >>Morning everyone. What fresh hell awaits us today?


Scroll up -- you'll know when you get there.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 15, 2021 08:04 AM (bDqIh)

73 Looks like the recruiters raided a travelling circus for that gang of misfits.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 15, 2021 08:04 AM (W4eKo)

74 Morning peeps.

It about a year ago this week I put retirement on hold as the "pandemic" forced our workforce off post and into our homes for a 6 week telework exercise to flatten the curve.

A year ago.

Retirement followed anyway as it was apparent this was going to be a shit show.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 15, 2021 08:04 AM (3H9h1)

75 I mean, that dude is wearing a skirt FFS

Posted by: DB- just DB at March 15, 2021 08:06 AM (iTXRQ)

76 I am unaware of a more punchable face than that of Hogg's.

Can you imagine having to deal with him as an insufferable adult?

Posted by: Tonypete at March 15, 2021 08:06 AM (Rvt88)

77 76 21st century Eddie Haskell.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at March 15, 2021 08:07 AM (I58tH)

78 Per the nullification article, Texas should post NG troops along the border and stop covid-positive, unaccompanied minors (100 per cent future Democrats, once brainwashed) and pretty much anyone else marching across the border in violation of the law. In defense the state can point to actual legislation governing immigration, and challenge the legality of EO's as "lawful acts".


Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at March 15, 2021 08:08 AM (Y5fDH)

79 "Feminists are like going nuts." (boffa deez? - jjs)
Leftists Rage Over Bill Burr Grammy Jokes

But this sh!t is A-ok for the 'feminists'....

@BridgetPhetasy

Gonna tell my kids this was Thing 1 and Thing 2

https://tinyurl.com/yh2h5tzs

Posted by: Tami at March 15, 2021 08:08 AM (cF8AT)

80 "Can you imagine having to deal with him as an insufferable adult?"

Dude suffers from testosterone deficiency.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 15, 2021 08:08 AM (3D/fK)

81 >>The Barnes Foundation (in Philly) is an excellent museum to visit, and recommended (per the Federalist link JJS provided). After the powers that be seized the Barnes collection I was all prepared to hate the new museum, but it is so good an exhibition space that it won me over.


It is an incredible collection. Truly.

I saw it back in its original space.
There's a good documentary on how the theft went down called "The Art of the Steal." It definitely has picked a side, but even still, the PA politicians involved are interviewed and show themselves to be scumbags (so understand how the filmmakers were inclined to condemn their behavior). Naturally, no one from the Ford Foundation goes on camera.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 15, 2021 08:09 AM (bDqIh)

82 53 hobest question - why dont the lockdowns work?
on the face of it, they could have - so what was the ligical flaw?
Posted by: vmom super straight stabby stabber stabalot at March 15, 2021 07:58 AM (nUhF0)

Because we're not self sufficient? Even if you think you are you're not. Unless you have your own electricity water and food source and so does everyone else you are not truly locked down. People have to work. People have to get food. You will come into contact with people.

Posted by: Buzzion at March 15, 2021 08:09 AM (G2zl5)

83 And speaking of Trump, let us imagine an American "media's" reaction had a Trump presidency and Republican Congress installed barbed wire, 1000s of NG troops and off-limits parameters around the Capitol with no time frame end in sight. Hell's bells, he was a supposed dictator just for getting out of bed in the morning. This is unbelievable stuff we're seeing. Seems I'm saying that a lot these days.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 15, 2021 08:10 AM (O+I8R)

84 One thing last week taught me, if you love your loved ones, make an envelope for them, enclose a list of where to locate all your important papers and label it "Open in case of my unexpected demise"
In it, disclose where all of your important papers are, such as your military discharge papers, insurance, banking, etc.
It took many of us looking for hours before we discovered it, and others.

Posted by: navybrat at large at March 15, 2021 08:12 AM (s0sSX)

85 51 Maddow won a Grammy.
Posted by: Submitted for your amusement at March 15, 2021 07:58 AM (5UPOG)


Cuomo murdered 15,000 Grammies. And Grampies.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 15, 2021 08:12 AM (s2VJv)

86 There is a site on YT that runs old "what the future will be like". Interesting, has commercials from the 50's, 60's etc. Everything was going to be bright and wonderful by the year 2000. Flying cars, all electric homes, robots, and a modern military. They got it all wrong back then.

Posted by: Colin at March 15, 2021 08:12 AM (6ndCo)

87 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 15, 2021 08:13 AM (Zz0t1)

88 Just vote harder.

It's GOTTA work, this time.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 15, 2021 08:13 AM (Zz0t1)

89 I am unaware of a more punchable face than that of Hogg's.

Can you imagine having to deal with him as an insufferable adult?
Posted by: Tonypete at March 15, 2021 08:06 AM (Rvt8


A face thirsty for fists.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 15, 2021 08:13 AM (cvhPH)

90 53 hobest question - why dont the lockdowns work?
on the face of it, they could have - so what was the ligical flaw?
Posted by: vmom super straight stabby stabber stabalot at March 15, 2021 07:58 AM (nUhF0)

Because we never "locked" "down". There were only partial "lockdowns" for the middle class. For the rest, it was poor people delivering shit to rich people. And even for the "lockeddown" middle class, well, you still needed to get groceries from somewhere else.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at March 15, 2021 08:14 AM (NYS7S)

91 Because we're not self sufficient? Even if you think you are you're not. Unless you have your own electricity water and food source and so does everyone else you are not truly locked down. People have to work. People have to get food. You will come into contact with people.
Posted by: Buzzion at March 15, 2021 08:09 AM (G2zl5)


We don't live in a closed system even if we're 100% locked down. Not sure why the really really smarty pants sciency people don't understand this.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at March 15, 2021 08:14 AM (y7DUB)

92 Apparently the above photo is from a conference on transgender military that was hosted by the ACLU. The personnel came from Sweden, Australia, New Zealand, and Canada:

https://tinyurl.com/2hsysz53

A Canadian soldier told me back in the Aughts that transgender military got free surgery (if it was available to the civilians, the military had to provide it too). It's like paying for college -- you get people who enlist solely for that, even if they really hold the military in contempt.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at March 15, 2021 08:14 AM (Dc2NZ)

93 Cuomo murdered 15,000 Grammies. And Grampies.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 15, 2021 08:12 AM (s2VJv)

And got an award, with probably a fancy plaque.

Posted by: Colin at March 15, 2021 08:14 AM (6ndCo)

94 There is a site on YT that runs old "what the future will be like". Interesting, has commercials from the 50's, 60's etc. Everything was going to be bright and wonderful by the year 2000. Flying cars, all electric homes, robots, and a modern military. They got it all wrong back then.
Posted by: Colin at March 15, 2021 08:12 AM (6ndCo)


And we would've succeeded too, if it weren't for all you meddling kids.

Posted by: 50's and 60's Nostradamus at March 15, 2021 08:14 AM (Zz0t1)

95 They got it all wrong back then.
Posted by: Colin at March 15, 2021 08:12 AM (6ndCo)

====
The Progessive ethos!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 15, 2021 08:15 AM (EZebt)

96 >>Maddow won a Grammy.

Did she narrate her autobiography?
Seems that's how they like to give politicians Grammys. Both Obamas have one, and IIRC, both Clintons do, too.
It's a joke.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 15, 2021 08:15 AM (bDqIh)

97 4 One thing last week taught me, if you love your loved ones, make an envelope for them, enclose a list of where to locate all your important papers and label it "Open in case of my unexpected demise"

Posted by: navybrat at large

Seconded. Been there. Done that. Tore the house apart to find all the forgotten and yes, hidden, documents. A nightmare alongside dealing with the death itself.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 15, 2021 08:16 AM (Rvt88)

98 We wanted The Jetsons. We got rampant mental illness and world communism instead. Yeah, not the future we were promised...

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 15, 2021 08:16 AM (O+I8R)

99 I really don't want whatever it is that these people suggesting that pregnant women should be in active military roles are smoking. Mind you, I'm probably the most strongly in favor of women in combat out of anyone here--my social utopia is basically 1890s American economic values, 1940s Russian gender roles, and 1710s French dueling tradition--but, seriously, what the fuck? The whole point of pregnancy is they're not at peak physical performance because of the whole baby thing, to say nothing of the well known and oft lamented psychological changes that accompany it.

The best I can come up with is it's a bunch of soy boys and careerist spinsters who know even less than I do about the subject. Which is just sad, given my tendencies.

Posted by: CppThis at March 15, 2021 08:16 AM (zcf1k)

100 Poor old Hogg missed his change to run an advert featuring his pillows being used to smother Republicans.

After all Scalia didn't smother himself.

Posted by: torabora at March 15, 2021 08:16 AM (Y274z)

101 There is a site on YT that runs old "what the future will be like". Interesting, has commercials from the 50's, 60's etc. Everything was going to be bright and wonderful by the year 2000. Flying cars, all electric homes, robots, and a modern military. They got it all wrong back then.
Posted by: Colin at March 15, 2021 08:12 AM (6ndCo)
================

Not all of us got it wrong!

Posted by: George Orwell at March 15, 2021 08:17 AM (mZUr4)

102 Instead of ending the occupation, they're preparing to fundamentally transform the nation's capital into an armed camp under military occupation.


I'll continue to refer to the city formerly known as Washington, D.C. as "The Forbiden City".

Posted by: Bert G at March 15, 2021 08:17 AM (sAW0o)

103 You look up sneaky little bastard in the dictionary and there's Hogg's picture. Little fuck probably figured he could get some grift going and found out even grift involves some work ethic.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at March 15, 2021 08:03 AM (I58tH)


If his dogshit father really was associated with the FBI he was part of one of the biggest con jobs the feds make available, Hannity's 99% notwithstanding.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at March 15, 2021 08:19 AM (y7DUB)

104 Posted by: navybrat at large at March 15, 2021 07:58 AM (s0sSX)

I'm very sorry for your loss
hugs andnprayers for you and your family

Posted by: vmom super straight stabby stabber stabalot at March 15, 2021 08:19 AM (nUhF0)

105 Poor old Hogg missed his change to run an advert featuring his pillows being used to smother Republicans.

After all Scalia didn't smother himself.
Posted by: torabora at March 15, 2021 08:16 AM (Y274z)


I would, however, support Hogg being cast in a snuff film......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 15, 2021 08:19 AM (Zz0t1)

106 i heard the grammies glorified blm and dissed Cops. Par for the course. Bet the ratings were thru the floor

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 15, 2021 08:20 AM (GPwVZ)

107 I love that Hogg didn't bother to register his trademark so somebody else beat him to it. Harvard, ladies and gentlemen.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 15, 2021 08:21 AM (6XLoz)

108 There is a site on YT that runs old "what the future will be like". Interesting, has commercials from the 50's, 60's etc. Everything was going to be bright and wonderful by the year 2000. Flying cars, all electric homes, robots, and a modern military. They got it all wrong back then.
Posted by: Colin at March 15, 2021 08:12 AM (6ndCo)

Except for the flying cars, its almost all happened or was within reach. Now it is all about to come undone as we descend into the socialist hell the demoncrats have planned for us.

Posted by: Latemarch (a member of the rabble in good standing) at March 15, 2021 08:21 AM (xE5n0)

109 When my mom passed away last May we were pleasantly surprised to find a "welcome letter" that detailed literally everything she wanted done, where stuff was, who to contact.

Amazing. A little unnerving too.

Because of the COVID situation all of the burial and memorial stuff had to be tossed. I bet she was totally pissed about that.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 15, 2021 08:21 AM (3H9h1)

110 Navybrat May his memory be a blessing

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 15, 2021 08:21 AM (EZebt)

111 Did I miss the Grammies?


Damn....

Now I feel bad.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 15, 2021 08:22 AM (3D/fK)

112 One point tucker missed is that there are other types of pilots besides fighter pilots. And there are other flights besides combat flights which pregnant pilots are more than capable of completing

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 15, 2021 08:22 AM (W32sZ)

113 i heard the grammies glorified blm and dissed Cops. Par for the course. Bet the ratings were thru the floor

Bill Burr slammed feminists and the race hustler industry during the Grammies, and the wokeinistas are furious. So there's that.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 15, 2021 08:22 AM (6XLoz)

114 #98

Idiocracy was a how-to manual.

Posted by: torabora at March 15, 2021 08:22 AM (Y274z)

115 Hogg's Prog Pillows may have failed but , as Times gloated, it has way more Twitter follows that MyPillow. And that's what really counts in Wokistan.

Posted by: Ripley at March 15, 2021 08:22 AM (MxEKc)

116 One more about the photo up top. To paraphrase Tony Kornheiser they look like a bunch of over stuffed sausages.

Posted by: Mishdog at March 15, 2021 08:23 AM (cqAUI)

117 Some of these Wombo AI videos are funny...

https://tinyurl.com/yzbxev55

https://tinyurl.com/yz5vzzk6

Posted by: Tami at March 15, 2021 08:23 AM (cF8AT)

118 A Canadian soldier told me back in the Aughts that transgender military got free surgery (if it was available to the civilians, the military had to provide it too). It's like paying for college -- you get people who enlist solely for that, even if they really hold the military in contempt.
____________

Makes sense from their point of view. Even if they have private insurance that covers it, they'd end up having to pay thousands for all the co-pays and deductibles. Better just to sign up for the military for a few years and get it done for "free" on the taxpayers' dime. After all, they'll spend most of their time preparing for the surgery or recovering from it, so they won't need to worry about any actual duties.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 15, 2021 08:23 AM (k4dH2)

119 Bloomberg News:
Biden's stimulus win shows he won't let Republicans hold up his agenda.

Posted by: Colin at March 15, 2021 08:23 AM (6ndCo)

120 And speaking of Trump, let us imagine an American "media's" reaction had a Trump presidency and Republican Congress installed barbed wire, 1000s of NG troops and off-limits parameters around the Capitol with no time frame end in sight. Hell's bells, he was a supposed dictator just for getting out of bed in the morning. This is unbelievable stuff we're seeing. Seems I'm saying that a lot these days.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 15, 2021 08:10 AM (O+I8R)


Have any members of the "opposition party" pointed this out, other than maybe Ron Johnson?

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at March 15, 2021 08:24 AM (y7DUB)

121
We don't live in a closed system even if we're 100% locked down. Not sure why the really really smarty pants sciency people don't understand this.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at March 15, 2021 08:14 AM (y7DUB)

And they stopped pushing washing your hands and went with wear a "mask" even though most of the masks are t-shirt material and other crap. And have people constantly touching them. If anything masks have increased transmission among all their other health problems.

Posted by: Buzzion at March 15, 2021 08:24 AM (G2zl5)

122 And they stopped pushing washing your hands and went with wear a "mask" even though most of the masks are t-shirt material and other crap.

I think whatever public health benefit we've gotten from all of this (e.g. the regular flu being basically MIA for two winters in a row) is the increased emphasis on washing your hands and hand sanitizer and whatnot.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 15, 2021 08:26 AM (6XLoz)

123 Local article states that at any given time, 10% of the Air Forces female pilots are pregnant.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 15, 2021 08:27 AM (3D/fK)

124 I think whatever public health benefit we've gotten from all of this (e.g. the regular flu being basically MIA for two winters in a row) is the increased emphasis on washing your hands and hand sanitizer and whatnot.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 15, 2021 08:26 AM (6XLoz)

Oh please. The flu is not MIA at all. Masks haven't done a thing to stop it. They're just not counting it.

Posted by: Buzzion at March 15, 2021 08:28 AM (G2zl5)

125 "They're just not counting it."

Sure they are.


Just not as 'flu'.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 15, 2021 08:29 AM (3D/fK)

126 123 Local article states that at any given time, 10% of the Air Forces female pilots are pregnant.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 15, 2021 08:27 AM (3D/fK)


The Conservative Case for Mood Swings Making More Effective Combat Pilots

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 15, 2021 08:29 AM (s2VJv)

127 well the covid panic did teach me to be better at avoiding germs

1st winter in recent memory I did not get sick

Posted by: DB- just DB at March 15, 2021 08:30 AM (iTXRQ)

128 "And speaking of Trump, let us imagine an American "media's" reaction
had a Trump presidency and Republican Congress installed barbed wire,
1000s of NG troops and off-limits parameters around the Capitol with no
time frame end in sight."

Remember the freak-out over the proposed military pared? That was just as bad as Nazi storm troopers marching in Berlin.

Posted by: Ripley at March 15, 2021 08:30 AM (MxEKc)

129 One point tucker missed is that there are other
types of pilots besides fighter pilots. And there are other flights
besides combat flights which pregnant pilots are more than capable of
completing

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 15, 2021 08:22 AM (W32sZ)

=================
Are you referring to flying plastic dogshit out of Hong Kong?

Posted by: CAG "Stinger" Jordan at March 15, 2021 08:30 AM (Y5fDH)

130 >>"It's the absolutist-ness of the party I am in that is such a turnoff to me. "It's so fucking elitist. You know, for something called 'progressive', it allows for zero progress."


Nothing but contempt for Sarah Silverman.
Everything she's saying about her side she has previously said about the GOP, and that goes quadruple for the Trump administration.

And then, in just two months of a Biden administration she realizes her side is intolerant and absolutist. Is she now recognizing how she misjudged the right? Of course not. that would talk reflection, not just "Ouch, my side makes me uncomfortable so they're all bad!" Enjoy getting what you worked so hard to get, Sarah, good and hard.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 15, 2021 08:31 AM (bDqIh)

131 Sir, I'm pregnant.

Posted by: Lt. Col. Bearclaw at March 15, 2021 08:31 AM (W4eKo)

132 The David Hogg story is hysterical.

What a maroon.

Sorry, not sorry.

Hopefully, the images of him giving handies for $20 in the back alley are forthcoming.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 15, 2021 08:31 AM (Zz0t1)

133 And they stopped pushing washing your hands and went with wear a "mask" even though most of the masks are t-shirt material and other crap. And have people constantly touching them. If anything masks have increased transmission among all their other health problems.
Posted by: Buzzion at March 15, 2021 08:24 AM (G2zl5)


They still have that ignorant dork DeWine snowed on this. Failure Theater has gone all in on making themselves indistinguishable from the commiecrats except for killing people. But Vote Harder to make us slightly less under the boot of tyranny.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at March 15, 2021 08:31 AM (y7DUB)

134 Our military is pretty cocky for a group that hasn't won a war since Grenada.

Posted by: Wally at March 15, 2021 08:31 AM (FJYfm)

135 122 A little hygiene never hurt anybody. Another thing gained is people making a little better effort to be prepared. I'm against hoarding in general because it causes shortages, but there's nothing wrong with being a little ahead of the game when it comes to everyday used products. Rubbing alcohol and lysol spray were in short supply, so I'll buy a bottle or can if I see it. Now, if I happen to have a half dozen bottles of ETOH, I'll let the supply dwindle a little.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at March 15, 2021 08:32 AM (I58tH)

136 We wanted The Jetsons. We got rampant mental illness and world communism instead. Yeah, not the future we were promised...
Posted by: Lady in Black

Yeah; and we wanted more Robinson families, and instead we got MORE Dr. Smiths !

Posted by: JT at March 15, 2021 08:32 AM (arJlL)

137 One point tucker missed is that there are other
types of pilots besides fighter pilots. And there are other flights
besides combat flights which pregnant pilots are more than capable of
completing

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 15, 2021 08:22 AM (W32sZ)


There are, however, points of the pregnancy where it's highly recommended NOT to fly.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 15, 2021 08:32 AM (Zz0t1)

138 Oh please. The flu is not MIA at all. Masks haven't done a thing to stop it. They're just not counting it.

Masks haven't. Hand washing/sanitizing has. We all know there's a percentage of people who don't wash after wiping their ass. Many of them work at Chipotle.

Flu may be underreported for political reasons, but do you know anyone who's had so much as a sniffle since covid hysteria started? Me neither, and that's unusual.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 15, 2021 08:32 AM (6XLoz)

139 They first started putting women on fleet ships back when I was in the navy. The first 3 they put on a large ship were all pregnant withing 3 months. That was grounds for a discharge then.

Posted by: Vic at March 15, 2021 08:33 AM (mpXpK)

140 Makes sense from their point of view. Even if they have private insurance that covers it, they'd end up having to pay thousands for all the co-pays and deductibles.

Not just transgender. I saw it with epileptics also. They figure if they are "diagnosed" with their seizure disorder in the military, they will get a lifetime of disability and free medications. They stop their meds before basic, then start seizing shortly after arrival. Bye bye, thanks for playing. No VA for you.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 15, 2021 08:33 AM (W32sZ)

141 131 Sir, I'm pregnant.
Posted by: Lt. Col. Bearclaw
____________

It's not a baby, it's just that truckload of Krispy Kreme doughnuts you had for breakfast that's making you look preggo, fatass.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 15, 2021 08:33 AM (k4dH2)

142 86 There is a site on YT that runs old "what the future will be like". Interesting, has commercials from the 50's, 60's etc. Everything was going to be bright and wonderful by the year 2000. Flying cars, all electric homes, robots, and a modern military. They got it all wrong back then.
Posted by: Colin at March 15, 2021 08:12 AM (6ndCo)


My absolute favorite magazine cover of all time was from a few years ago, don't remember the publication but it might have been Wired. It was a very grumpy looking Buzz Aldrin with the title "They Promised Me Flying Car. Instead I Got Facebook."

Posted by: CppThis at March 15, 2021 08:33 AM (zcf1k)

143 Remember being pregnant is an unfortunate health problem to the left. A baby is not real or viable until birth so a woman,oops person, who is pregnant is dealing with a health issue which should not prejudice them from whatever job in the military they have. You have to look at it from the lefts perspective to understand why they think the way they do.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 15, 2021 08:33 AM (AAXhQ)

144 Local article states that at any given time, 10% of the Air Forces female pilots are pregnant.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 15, 2021 08:27 AM (3D/fK)

That's ok, at any one time only about 60% of our aircraft are flight worthy, so it evens out. But so glad we are spending money on extremism training and trannie surgeries instead of aircraft parts

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 15, 2021 08:34 AM (GPwVZ)

145 Bloomberg News:
Biden's stimulus win shows he won't let Republicans hold up his agenda.
Posted by: Colin at March 15, 2021 08:23 AM (6ndCo)

They literally cannot lower the bar any lower for the meat puppet.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at March 15, 2021 08:34 AM (NYS7S)

146 Oh please. The flu is not MIA at all. Masks haven't done a thing to stop it. They're just not counting it.
Posted by: Buzzion at March 15, 2021 08:28 AM (G2zl5)

125 "They're just not counting it."

Sure they are.


Just not as 'flu'.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 15, 2021 08:29 AM (3D/fK)


I had my flu shot in October just like I usually do. A Covid shot? Fuck that shit.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at March 15, 2021 08:34 AM (y7DUB)

147 "It's the absolutist-ness of the party I am in that is such a turnoff to me. "It's so fucking elitist. You know, for something called 'progressive', it allows for zero progress."


Nothing but contempt for Sarah Silverman.
Everything she's saying about her side she has previously said about the GOP, and that goes quadruple for the Trump administration.


Yeah, Sarah. Now do you, researching your public comments over the past 10 years.

I won't wait because I don't give a flying fuck what you say or think and really, never have.

Gag on a dick and get a coma from it.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 15, 2021 08:35 AM (Zz0t1)

148 Marc Elias successfully stole the election for Democrats. "Double sanctions" from a federal judge sounds good but he's gotta be laughing. "Small price to pay" and all that....

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at March 15, 2021 08:35 AM (Y5fDH)

149 There are, however, points of the pregnancy where it's highly recommended NOT to fly.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 15, 2021 08:32 AM (Zz0t1)

Sure. But up until that point, transport and training pilots can do just fine but would benefit from a flight suit that fits their preggo belly.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 15, 2021 08:35 AM (W32sZ)

150 139 They first started putting women on fleet ships back when I was in the navy. The first 3 they put on a large ship were all pregnant withing 3 months. That was grounds for a discharge then.
Posted by: Vic at March 15, 2021 08:33 AM (mpXpK)


A friend of mine Captained a tender. It was the first ship in the Navy that had women on board as crew. Yes, they all got pregnant. I wonder if that is the one you are talking about.

Later, though, he said it was worse because he had a lesbian drug ring led by the Master at Arms

Posted by: blaster at March 15, 2021 08:35 AM (ZfRYq)

151 I first entered the Navy before there was a PRT program. And I remember the first discussions of the need for it, and how the standards were created to ensure the ability of a Sailor to perform very specific physical activities. And it all made sense.

Then I noticed that the performance criteria was modified by age group. And worse yet, it was further modified by sex.

And at that point, I realized that some sailors were held to different standards than other sailors. Even though the expected tasks remained the same.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 15, 2021 08:35 AM (3D/fK)

152 WTFO??

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 15, 2021 08:35 AM (yrol0)

153 So now Fauci is saying he never imagined the corona death count would exceed 500,000, even in his worst nightmares. Hater happened to 2.5 million the fearmongers were throwing around? Did he ever come out and say that was BS or did he spew it with evrubody else? ?

Posted by: Ripley at March 15, 2021 08:36 AM (MxEKc)

154
Flu may be underreported for political reasons, but do you know anyone who's had so much as a sniffle since covid hysteria started? Me neither, and that's unusual.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 15, 2021 08:32 AM (6XLoz)


I was sick twice this fall. Not COVID. Just for a few days each time. Multiple people at work have been sick at various times, none of them COVID. So yeah people still are getting sick. Don't be ridiculous.

Posted by: Buzzion at March 15, 2021 08:36 AM (G2zl5)

155 Lesbian drug ring. Huh.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 15, 2021 08:37 AM (cvhPH)

156
Flu may be underreported for political reasons, but do you know anyone who's had so much as a sniffle since covid hysteria started? Me neither, and that's unusual.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 15, 2021 08:32 AM (6XLoz)


I guess you live in a clean room. I know PLENTY of people that have had normal rotations of allergies, colds, sniffles and standard upper respiratory issues since the lockdowns started. Including myself.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 15, 2021 08:37 AM (Zz0t1)

157 My absolute favorite magazine cover of all time was from a few years ago, don't remember the publication but it might have been Wired. It was a very grumpy looking Buzz Aldrin with the title "They Promised Me Flying Car. Instead I Got Facebook."
Posted by: CppThis at March 15, 2021 08:33 AM (zcf1k)


The people who promised a flying car landed on Normandy.

The people who made Facebook are afraid of their pancake syrup.

Posted by: blaster at March 15, 2021 08:37 AM (ZfRYq)

158 Mood Swings and Mushroom Clouds: A Case Study

Posted by: klaftern at March 15, 2021 08:38 AM (RuIsu)

159 So, the military has become a jobs program for gender studies majors, huh?

Man, the left has taken their revenge on Patton very seriously.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 15, 2021 08:39 AM (LvTSG)

160 Then I noticed that the performance criteria was modified by age group. And worse yet, it was further modified by sex.

And at that point, I realized that some sailors were held to different standards than other sailors. Even though the expected tasks remained the same.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 15, 2021 08:35 AM (3D/fK)

Yo hey, let's not knock the age modification thing LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 15, 2021 08:39 AM (GPwVZ)

161 The people who promised a flying car landed on Normandy.

The people who made Facebook are afraid of their pancake syrup.
Posted by: blaster

LOL !!!

Posted by: JT at March 15, 2021 08:39 AM (arJlL)

162
Sure. But up until that point, transport and training pilots can do just fine but would benefit from a flight suit that fits their preggo belly.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 15, 2021 08:35 AM (W32sZ)


No issue here.

Are they being denied this and that's why it's even a thing?

Sir, I'd like to request a flight suit that accommodates my pregnancy.

NOO!!!!!!!! RUB DIRT ON IT SOLDIER!!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 15, 2021 08:39 AM (Zz0t1)

163 Everyone wants a flying car until they remember how other people drive and that they might have a wreck over their house.

Posted by: Buzzion at March 15, 2021 08:40 AM (G2zl5)

164 161 The people who promised a flying car landed on Normandy.

The people who made Facebook are afraid of their pancake syrup.
Posted by: blaster

=========

The man who promised a flying troop carrier slept with Katherine Hepburn and Ava Gardner.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 15, 2021 08:40 AM (LvTSG)

165 So now Fauci is saying he never imagined the corona death count would exceed 500,000, even in his worst nightmares. Hater happened to 2.5 million the fearmongers were throwing around? Did he ever come out and say that was BS or did he spew it with evrubody else? ?
Posted by: Ripley at March 15, 2021 08:36 AM (MxEKc)


At the start of the con a year ago, "millions" was being used by the enemedia every day and I don't recall that guinea codger saying one fucking thing to correct it.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at March 15, 2021 08:40 AM (y7DUB)

166 "Yo hey, let's not knock the age modification thing LOL"

Not mocking it.
Just noting it.

And yes, I too enjoyed the benefits of PRT standards being tiered according to age.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 15, 2021 08:40 AM (3D/fK)

167 Sir, I'm going to be late for my La Leche class.

Posted by: Lt. Col. Bearclaw at March 15, 2021 08:40 AM (W4eKo)

168 139 They first started putting women on fleet ships back when I was in the navy. The first 3 they put on a large ship were all pregnant withing 3 months. That was grounds for a discharge then.
Posted by: Vic at March 15, 2021 08:33 AM (mpXpK)


It was a "discharge" that led to the discharge...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 15, 2021 08:41 AM (s2VJv)

169 Just for the sheer comedic value, every Republican needs to be asked their stance on flight suits for pregnant women.

Prime people to ask would be Cotton and Fake Pliskin.

I mean, it probably would short circuit most Republicans Uniparty NPC module.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 15, 2021 08:41 AM (L5C7l)

170 168 It was a "discharge" that led to the discharge...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 15, 2021 08:41 AM (s2VJv)

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I don't get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 15, 2021 08:41 AM (LvTSG)

171 But Vote Harder to make us slightly less under the boot of tyranny.

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Choose your future, prole. Do you want your cheek mashed completely down on the pavement? Vote D. Do you want a little less pressure so you can chew? Vote R.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 15, 2021 08:41 AM (O+I8R)

172 News max chiron says Vatican forbids the blessing of gay unions.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 15, 2021 08:41 AM (AAXhQ)

173 At the start of the con a year ago, "millions" was being used by the enemedia every day and I don't recall that guinea codger saying one fucking thing to correct it.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at March 15, 2021 08:40 AM (y7DUB)


DeWine's abortion bitch used 100k dead in just Ohio to justify all his stupidity.

Posted by: Buzzion at March 15, 2021 08:41 AM (G2zl5)

174 "News max chiron says Vatican forbids the blessing of gay unions."

Over ruled!!!!

Posted by: Pope Frankie at March 15, 2021 08:42 AM (3D/fK)

175 It's Time for Red States to Start Nullifying Federal Law
_______

And we all know, if that fails, what the next step is.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 15, 2021 08:42 AM (7X3UV)

176 172 News max chiron says Vatican forbids the blessing of gay unions.
Posted by: Jen the original at March 15, 2021 08:41 AM (AAXhQ)

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Can't let the conservative factions of the Church get too uppity. They might try to fight the pediophilic elements again. Throw them a bone.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 15, 2021 08:43 AM (LvTSG)

177 172 News max chiron says Vatican forbids the blessing of gay unions.
Posted by: Jen the original at March 15, 2021 08:41 AM (AAXhQ)


What about non unionized gays?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 15, 2021 08:43 AM (s2VJv)

178 I don't want to live in a word were Florida Man has a flying car.

Posted by: Ripley at March 15, 2021 08:43 AM (MxEKc)

179 It was a "discharge" that led to the discharge...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 15, 2021 08:41 AM (s2VJv)

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I don't get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 15, 2021 08:41 AM (LvTSG)


They didn't have women's bathrooms and sometimes things were left on the toilet seat by the men.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 15, 2021 08:43 AM (Zz0t1)

180 They (Murdoch's spawn) are trying to cancel Tucker, aren't they.

Posted by: runner at March 15, 2021 08:43 AM (jUilJ)

181 I saw Live in a Word open for Tool at Lalapalooza at The Starplex in '94.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 15, 2021 08:44 AM (Zz0t1)

182 So the gays want to unionize?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 15, 2021 08:44 AM (3D/fK)

183 I guess you live in a clean room. I know PLENTY of people that have had normal rotations of allergies, colds, sniffles and standard upper respiratory issues since the lockdowns started. Including myself.

I normally get the flu around 5 times a year in a normal year, and I had it once in 2020 (in January), in spite of going to a store twice a week and working in an office since July. I have asthma and several allergies, so that's extremely unusual.

There was a theory floated here on the HQ by people that contrary to Fauci, covid was really spread ass-to-mouth, and that seems very plausible.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 15, 2021 08:44 AM (6XLoz)

184 >What about non unionized gays?


gay scabs?

Posted by: DB- just DB at March 15, 2021 08:44 AM (iTXRQ)

185 They first started putting women on fleet ships back when I was in the navy. The first 3 they put on a large ship were all pregnant withing 3 months. That was grounds for a discharge then.
Posted by: Vic

Do you remember the penalty for marijuana back then ?
Captain's Mast, Article 134 of the UCMJ, $100.00 fine, 30 days extra duty.....

Posted by: JT at March 15, 2021 08:44 AM (arJlL)

186 Happy Julius Caesar's Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day!

And coincidentally, it's also JJS's birthday!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 15, 2021 08:44 AM (PiwSw)

187 DeWine's abortion bitch used 100k dead in just Ohio to justify all his stupidity.
Posted by: Buzzion at March 15, 2021 08:41 AM (G2zl5)


The con job she did on that dork surely was noted by every red blooded male.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at March 15, 2021 08:45 AM (y7DUB)

188 178 I don't want to live in a word were Florida Man has a flying car.
Posted by: Ripley at March 15, 2021 08:43 AM (MxEKc)


"Agree."

- - Peter & Gordon

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 15, 2021 08:45 AM (s2VJv)

189 "It's Time for Red States to Start Nullifying Federal Law"
LMFAO!!! Thanks I needed a good laugh this morning. Nullify federal law....who? Republicans in Red States?
LMFAO again, yeah thats gonna happen! That would take political will/balls.

Bill Maher deserves no credit and he is due none whatsoever. You and yours created Frankenstein mf'er better hope it gets you before a bat to your head from the likes of me. Bill Maher can FOAD. Credit my ass.

Posted by: JROD at March 15, 2021 08:45 AM (0jZnq)

190 As far as I know the Army does not have lower physical readiness standards for females in specialty programs like airborne and the rangers.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 15, 2021 08:45 AM (W32sZ)

191
gay scabs?
Posted by: DB- just DB at March 15, 2021 08:44 AM (iTXRQ)


I thought those were called 'lesions.'

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 15, 2021 08:46 AM (Zz0t1)

192 The man who promised a flying troop carrier slept with Katherine Hepburn and Ava Gardner.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 15, 2021 08:40 AM (LvTSG)

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Wikipedia claims Ava Gardner partially grew up in Rock Ridge, NC.
Weird name coincidence. I wonder if the sheriff had style.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at March 15, 2021 08:46 AM (Y5fDH)

193 The Dems look like they take dexusl assault charges a lot moe seriously than the GOP did with Trump forced to buy off 16 accusers including one porn star
Poor Melania!!

Posted by: Proud Moderate at March 15, 2021 08:47 AM (D1tax)

194 There was a theory floated here on the HQ by people that contrary to Fauci, covid was really spread ass-to-mouth, and that seems very plausible.


I keep thinking about this! I seriously wonder

why would IVERMECTIN work on COVID?!?!? if it's SARS II and a respiratory nosocomial virus?! that makes no sense!

the way these typically gastro drugs work on COVID is really really odd

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 15, 2021 08:47 AM (j9HX3)

195 "I thought those were called 'lesions.'"

Which if untreated can lead to Lesionaires Disease?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 15, 2021 08:47 AM (3D/fK)

196 192 I wonder if Ava Gardner endured a Number 6?

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at March 15, 2021 08:48 AM (I58tH)

197 As far as I know the Army does not have lower physical readiness standards for females in specialty programs like airborne and the rangers.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 15, 2021 08:45 AM (W32sZ)

Yes I am a little confused by that. They are not suppose to.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 15, 2021 08:48 AM (GPwVZ)

198
There was a theory floated here on the HQ by people that contrary to Fauci, covid was really spread ass-to-mouth, and that seems very plausible.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 15, 2021 08:44 AM (6XLoz)


There was a air quality study done in either Italy or Spain where they found higher concentrations of the virus airborne in toilet bowls. Not really anywhere else significant.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 15, 2021 08:48 AM (Zz0t1)

199 How many pregnant female pilots are there, will there be to even make this an issue? Just another attempt to send currents of outrage amongst the unwoke.

A trans military is a different story. Good luck with that.

Posted by: Ziba at March 15, 2021 08:48 AM (S1hrL)

200 195 "I thought those were called 'lesions.'"

Which if untreated can lead to Lesionaires Disease?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 15, 2021 08:47 AM (3D/fK)


"Keep Youth Asia and all Lesions Foreign!"

- - The Bitter Klingers

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 15, 2021 08:49 AM (s2VJv)

201 143 Remember being pregnant is an unfortunate health problem to the left. A baby is not real or viable until birth
______________

Reminds me of an episode of Frasier where the dad is talking about some baby being born and he says something like "it's just so weird that there's a blob and then suddenly there's a baby. Blob . . . . then baby. Wild!"

That's really how the left sees it. For some reason they can't accept that the baby is real in the womb. The only difference between a 9-month baby in the womb and one out of the womb is that the born baby is not behind the mother's skin and tissue and not hooked up to the umbilical cord anymore. But it's the same baby the minute before birth as the minute after birth. It's not some amorphous "blob" one second and then magically becomes human the second it pops out of the vagina.

But "party of science" and all that bullshit.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 15, 2021 08:49 AM (k4dH2)

202 They (Murdoch's spawn) are trying to cancel Tucker, aren't they.

Posted by: runner at March 15, 2021 08:43 AM (jUilJ)

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He's their meal ticket these days. I think they just signed a deal that made him rich, instead of cancelling him. But I don't really care about Fox, so long as it employs Chris Wallace and any/all who support having him at the network.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at March 15, 2021 08:49 AM (Y5fDH)

203 there's nothing wrong with being a little ahead of the game when it comes to everyday used products.

We make sure we buy the BIG bottles of Knob Creek when we see them. And sweet Vermouth. STIR the Manhattans!

Posted by: Rosasharn at March 15, 2021 08:49 AM (yEBFM)

204 Everybody loves a man in uniform

Posted by: Salty Alaskan at March 15, 2021 08:49 AM (/VVaI)

205 196 192 I wonder if Ava Gardner endured a Number 6?
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at March 15, 2021 08:48 AM (I58tH)


"Be seeing you!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 15, 2021 08:50 AM (s2VJv)

206 The man who promised a flying troop carrier slept with Katherine Hepburn and Ava Gardner.

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I'll commit a blasphemy here in saying that I cannot stand Katherine Hepburn. Her very voice, her very face is like nails on a chalkboard to me.

On that note, I think the guy fared much better with a smoking vixen like Ava Gardner. Unless, of course, it was later in life when she was bloated with seemingly alcoholic tendencies.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 15, 2021 08:50 AM (O+I8R)

207 Maddow won a Grammy.

Posted by: Submitted for your amusement at March 15, 2021 07:58 AM (5UPOG)

Me, too...and a gold watch.

Posted by: BignJames at March 15, 2021 08:50 AM (AwYPR)

208 "As far as I know the Army does not have lower physical readiness standards for females in specialty programs like airborne and the rangers."

One could argue that this is exactly how it should be.

define the expected tasks, and physical requirements needed to meet the task.
Develop the tests designed to test for the defined tasks.

I don't have a problem with it.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 15, 2021 08:50 AM (3D/fK)

209 I wonder if Ava Gardner endured a Number 6?
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at March 15, 2021 08:48 AM (I58tH)


I got the 6.

Gimmie your 9.

Posted by: ZZ Top at March 15, 2021 08:50 AM (Zz0t1)

210 "It's Time for Red States to Start Nullifying Federal Law"
LMFAO!!! Thanks I needed a good laugh this morning. Nullify federal law....who? Republicans in Red States?
LMFAO again, yeah thats gonna happen! That would take political will/balls.


We saw the brave Repuke legislatures bend over and certify fraudulent election results. That's what Vote Harder got us.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at March 15, 2021 08:50 AM (y7DUB)

211 Eye am afuking retaud.

Posted by: Proud Cumguzzler at March 15, 2021 08:50 AM (cvhPH)

212 I wouldn't pi55 on Bill Maher if he was on fire.

Posted by: torabora at March 15, 2021 08:51 AM (Y274z)

213 "Local article states that at any given time, 10% of the Air Forces female pilots are pregnant.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice "

Take their shoes and put them in the galley making sammiches.

Posted by: Submitted for your amusement at March 15, 2021 08:51 AM (5UPOG)

214 Boohoo. Beijing and areas in the north hit by worst sandstorm in a decade.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 15, 2021 08:51 AM (iDvKn)

215 They (Murdoch's spawn) are trying to cancel Tucker, aren't they.

--

Coming soon...

"We did it! Part II"

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 15, 2021 08:51 AM (O+I8R)

216 I wouldn't pi55 on Bill Maher if he was on fire.
Posted by: torabora at March 15, 2021 08:51 AM (Y274z)


Were he standing next to me in a urinal and NOT on fire, however......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 15, 2021 08:52 AM (Zz0t1)

217 What is with trolls who can't spell and have no grammatical education? Their duncery is a sight to behold.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 15, 2021 08:53 AM (O+I8R)

218 What is with trolls who can't spell and have no grammatical education? Their duncery is a sight to behold.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 15, 2021 08:53 AM (O+I8R)


Low priced foreign labor.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 15, 2021 08:54 AM (Zz0t1)

219 I wouldn't pi55 on Bill Maher if he was on fire.
Posted by: torabora

Yeah; I can't piss when I'm laughing either.

Posted by: JT at March 15, 2021 08:54 AM (arJlL)

220 There was a local story that zero people died from the flu this past flu season. How can that be? Normaly the flu takes it toll every year.

Posted by: Colin at March 15, 2021 08:54 AM (6ndCo)

221 >What is with trolls who can't spell and have no grammatical education? Their duncery is a sight to behold.
Posted by: Lady in Black


that shit is unreadable

Posted by: DB- just DB at March 15, 2021 08:54 AM (iTXRQ)

222 221 >What is with trolls who can't spell and have no grammatical education? Their duncery is a sight to behold.
Posted by: Lady in Black


that shit is unreadable
Posted by: DB- just DB at March 15, 2021 08:54 AM (iTXRQ)

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I'll try better next time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 15, 2021 08:55 AM (LvTSG)

223 Holy smokes, the future predicted by the movie "Her" is here:

https://twitter.com/BennettJonah/status


/1371240757525323777

Posted by: Lizzy at March 15, 2021 08:55 AM (bDqIh)

224
that shit is unreadable
Posted by: DB- just DB at March 15, 2021 08:54 AM (iTXRQ)


Leave Mary alone. She tries.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 15, 2021 08:55 AM (Zz0t1)

225 "B-b-but the leftist crocodile was supposed to eat our faction last!"
-Bill Maher, Sarah Silverman

Posted by: CppThis at March 15, 2021 08:55 AM (zcf1k)

226 180 They (Murdoch's spawn) are trying to cancel Tucker, aren't they.

Posted by: runner at March 15, 2021 08:43 AM (jUilJ)

They cancel Tucker and they might as well just shut the whole thing down. Tucker is the ONLY reason anyone watches Fox these days.

Posted by: Tami at March 15, 2021 08:56 AM (cF8AT)

227 Double boohoo! Chinese-run factories being attacked in Burma although it just struck me that maybe the Reds might use it as an excuse for military intervention. (And I didn't realize that Burma is really big. Just checked out a map.)

Posted by: andycanuck at March 15, 2021 08:56 AM (iDvKn)

228 The Pravda-ization of the American media is a good read even if we already knew it. AmThinker article.

Posted by: Ziba at March 15, 2021 08:56 AM (S1hrL)

229 Blob . . . . then baby. Wild!"

That's really how the left sees it.


No it is not. They know it is a baby. They know it is a baby from conception. When you want to advance your agenda, you have to take an extreme position. When you want black mothers to abort their babies so they are not a drain on your utopia system, you need to give them every chance to abort their baby. That means allowing abortion as late as possible. So if you want abortion at 20 weeks, you call for abortion up to the moment of birth. That position takes some mental gymnastics to justify to the legions of stupid activists you rely on to push your agenda. One of those mental contortions is that it is just a lump of tissue until it is born. You push for the extreme agenda and hope the right compromises in your direction, then you claim that it is good progress and so much more needs to be done, then start pushing again.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 15, 2021 08:56 AM (W32sZ)

230 @nypost

Trump makes surprise stop at campaign event for Sarah Huckabee Sanders

https://trib.al/1OZWA4f

Posted by: Tami at March 15, 2021 08:57 AM (cF8AT)

231 Ziba, your hash is pretty cool. Every time I see it, it makes me think of my mom. Her name was Shirley.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 15, 2021 08:57 AM (O+I8R)

232

@kmoxnews

Dr. Fauci has been nominated for People Magazine's "Sexiest Man Alive." Do you think he should win?

Posted by: Tami at March 15, 2021 08:58 AM (cF8AT)

233 WTF is a Megan Three Stallions?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 15, 2021 08:58 AM (3D/fK)

234 I'll commit a blasphemy here in saying that I cannot stand Katherine Hepburn. Her very voice, her very face is like nails on a chalkboard to me.

On that note, I think the guy fared much better with a smoking vixen like Ava Gardner. Unless, of course, it was later in life when she was bloated with seemingly alcoholic tendencies.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 15, 2021 08:50 AM (O+I8R)


How do you feel about Audrey? I remember watching about the last 15 minutes of Roman Holiday and fell in love with her.

Posted by: Buzzion at March 15, 2021 08:59 AM (G2zl5)

235 Junker is coming to pick up my truck, hope it starts.



Better get the batter booster just in case.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 15, 2021 08:57 AM (FVrDO
Remember the car dealer commercials about "push it in, drag it in, and we will give you a 1000 dollars". Of course they just added it to the price of the new car.

Posted by: Colin at March 15, 2021 08:59 AM (6ndCo)

236 I'm not so sure that TuCa isn't just acting.

Posted by: torabora at March 15, 2021 08:59 AM (Y274z)

237 They (Murdoch's spawn) are trying to cancel Tucker, aren't they.

I like Tucker but he made his bed when he decided to stay at FOX after it became apparent they were going full steam left. He has more money than he knows what to do with, so he'll be fine. Maybe go back to The Daily Caller and clean up that shit hole?

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 15, 2021 08:59 AM (3H9h1)

238 Ziba, your hash is pretty cool. Every time I see it, it makes me think of my mom. Her name was Shirley.
Posted by: Lady in Black

"Surely you can't be serious !"

Posted by: JT at March 15, 2021 08:59 AM (arJlL)

239 210 "It's Time for Red States to Start Nullifying Federal Law"
LMFAO!!! Thanks I needed a good laugh this morning.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at March 15, 2021 08:50 AM (y7DUB)
.......
Likewise. An example of what Mike Taibbi wrote about in his article on the Soviet press. Take a look if you haven't. All headlines these days are laughable.

Posted by: Ziba at March 15, 2021 09:00 AM (S1hrL)

240 Oh, no! The AP is shocked that the R.C. Church has announced that it (still) won't bless SSM because She "cannot bless sin."

Posted by: andycanuck at March 15, 2021 09:00 AM (iDvKn)

241 Dr. Fauci has been nominated for People Magazine's "Sexiest Man Alive." Do you think he should win?

Posted by: Tami at March 15, 2021 08:58 AM (cF8AT)

If you've got an old dwarf fetish, maybe.

Posted by: BignJames at March 15, 2021 09:00 AM (AwYPR)

242 define the expected tasks, and physical requirements needed to meet the task.
Develop the tests designed to test for the defined tasks.


I think that is wht the army was trying to do with the new Army Combat Fitness Test. But it has turned into a hot mess. I am glad I am out now and don't have to worry about it.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 15, 2021 09:00 AM (W32sZ)

243 Fauci the sexiest man alive??? Good lord, these people have absolutely no shame. They're just so embarrassing. The guy looks like Alfred E. Neuman's gray-haired dad. A complete dork. But we all know they love to worship their demigods.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 15, 2021 09:01 AM (O+I8R)

244 @235

Well this truck is on it's last legs, I really should be paying them to haul it away.

They're going to give me 600 for it, so I think that's a square deal all things considered.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 15, 2021 09:02 AM (L5C7l)

245 Question..are they all 'men' in that top picture?

Posted by: Colin at March 15, 2021 09:02 AM (6ndCo)

246 Haven't been watching golf, but this caught my eye:

It was the 14th career victory for Thomas and his first this year. And it could not have come at a more crucial time for him considering the turmoil his life had spun into since that incident at the Sentry Tournament of Champions in Hawaii in January when a TV boom microphone picked up Thomas chastising himself with a homophobic slur after missing a short putt.

The aftermath of that incident has been sobering for Thomas, whose biggest sponsor, Ralph Lauren, immediately disassociated itself from him. That was followed by a public skewering on social media.

Add to that a much worse and powerful event for him, which was the loss of his grandfather, Paul, and it had to be virtually impossible for Thomas to perform at a high level.


Calling yourself a "homophobic slur" takes precedent over DEATH of your GRANDFATHER?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 15, 2021 09:02 AM (Zz0t1)

247 Question..are they all 'men' in that top picture?
Posted by: Colin at March 15, 2021 09:02 AM (6ndCo)


I had this same question, just forgot to ask it.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 15, 2021 09:03 AM (Zz0t1)

248 If memory serves Tucker Carlson's show has consistently had one of the largest viewerships of any cable program for years, he'd be stupid to walk away from that on his own volition. If the Fox brass are stupid enough to get rid of him--especially if he's just stating the obvious w.r.t. this military readiness stuff--then that's a different matter.

Posted by: CppThis at March 15, 2021 09:03 AM (zcf1k)

249 How can a turd skinner be called "sexy."

Posted by: Ziba at March 15, 2021 09:03 AM (S1hrL)

250 How do you feel about Audrey? I remember watching about the last 15 minutes of Roman Holiday and fell in love with her.

--

Audrey's another story. Her beauty was mesmerizing.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 15, 2021 09:03 AM (O+I8R)

251 Idk. That Greta Thunborg has a very punchable face.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 15, 2021 09:03 AM (2BZBZ)

252 I really don't think there are enough African-Americans at the Grammy Awards

Posted by: Bastard Biden at March 15, 2021 09:04 AM (3aI0K)

253 We are watching a Finnish detective drama online and there is a case where there is an abortion at 16 weeks. Abortion is pretty much universally accepted there, but the idea of one as late as 16 weeks is portrayed as extreme and shocking.

Posted by: blaster at March 15, 2021 09:04 AM (ZfRYq)

254 *MASH*'s Klinger was a early attempt to prepare the way for fags in the military.

Everyone laughed.

The joke was on America.

Posted by: torabora at March 15, 2021 09:04 AM (Y274z)

255 I'm to sexy for my mask, too sexy for my mask.

Posted by: Doctor(?) Fauci at March 15, 2021 09:04 AM (W4eKo)

256 @JustTheNews 9m

@Saints quarterback @drewbrees announces retirement after 20 years in NFL #JustTheNews @alexnitzberg

Posted by: Tami at March 15, 2021 09:04 AM (cF8AT)

257
@Saints quarterback @drewbrees announces retirement after 20 years in NFL #JustTheNews @alexnitzberg
Posted by: Tami at March 15, 2021 09:04 AM (cF8AT)


Good.

Go away.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 15, 2021 09:05 AM (Zz0t1)

258 G'mornin' Horde !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 15, 2021 09:05 AM (AKJpt)

259 @248

At this point, I can't imagine FOX would fire Carlson for any reason.

Possibly if he rips Murdoch directly, but he wouldn't do that.

Tucker would have several landing spots if FOX were to fire him, and all parties involved know this.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 15, 2021 09:05 AM (L5C7l)

260 I'm such a cocksucker!!

Wait. That's a compliment.

Never mind.

Posted by: don lemon at March 15, 2021 09:05 AM (iDvKn)

261 @Saints quarterback @drewbrees announces retirement after 20 years in NFL #JustTheNews @alexnitzberg
Posted by: Tami at March 15, 2021 09:04 AM (cF8AT)


There's still an NFL?

Huh.

Posted by: blaster at March 15, 2021 09:05 AM (ZfRYq)

262 I'd like to apologize for my retirement.

Posted by: Brew Drees at March 15, 2021 09:05 AM (W4eKo)

263 Ever thought about how the Selective Service has discriminated against women. transsexuals and conscientious objectors

Posted by: Bastard Biden at March 15, 2021 09:07 AM (3aI0K)

264 >>They first started putting women on fleet ships back when I was in the navy. The first 3 they put on a large ship were all pregnant withing 3 months. That was grounds for a discharge then.


I remember how the Left forever used the fact that no women were allowed on submarines to whine about how misogynist our millitary was. Things are so tight on subs, there is no personal space, there is not one inch of unnecessary open space, so it makes sense that they wouldn't want men and women crammed tight for weeks and months, but, feminists b#tched about it. So they allowed women on subs, and to no surprise, there's a huge sexual harassment scandal.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 15, 2021 09:07 AM (bDqIh)

265 253 We are watching a Finnish detective drama online and there is a case where there is an abortion at 16 weeks. Abortion is pretty much universally accepted there, but the idea of one as late as 16 weeks is portrayed as extreme and shocking.

Posted by: blaster at March 15, 2021 09:04 AM (ZfRYq)

Can't remember where I read it but Europeans in general were shocked to learn how late you can get an abortion in America. They all thought it was the same as in their countries.

Posted by: Tami at March 15, 2021 09:07 AM (cF8AT)

266 I'm to sexy for my mask, too sexy for my mask.

Posted by: Doctor(?) Fauci at March 15, 2021 09:04 AM (W4eKo)

That's perfect, but you ruined that song for me...

Posted by: Ziba at March 15, 2021 09:08 AM (S1hrL)

267 185 Do you remember the penalty for marijuana back then ?

Captain's Mast, Article 134 of the UCMJ, $100.00 fine, 30 days extra duty.....

Posted by: JT at March 15, 2021 08:44 AM (arJlL)


If you were a nuke it was an automatic bust and kicked out of the nuke program. Then they would send you to a reserve tin can that never went to sea. We lost several nukes for that. They got sent to a reserve tin can tied up at the pier in Charleston.

Posted by: Vic at March 15, 2021 09:08 AM (mpXpK)

268 WTF is a Megan Three Stallions?

Perhaps she's advertising how many horses she can service simultaneously?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at March 15, 2021 09:08 AM (SchxB)

269
That's perfect, but you ruined that song for me...
Posted by: Ziba at March 15, 2021 09:08 AM (S1hrL)


Wait.....it took THAT to ruin that song for you?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 15, 2021 09:08 AM (Zz0t1)

270 Morning Horde. Thanks J.J. Reading the Monday Morning Report is like dunking your head in a bucket of ice water.

I'd like to see recruitment numbers and how they are probably dropping like a rock. I wouldn't risk my life for any of the assholes in charge. Besides, whoever would join as a patriot wouldn't be welcomed. I'm sure we'll have enough for them to do locally soon enough.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at March 15, 2021 09:09 AM (jvt6t)

271 Fauci doesn't need viagra. He's a dick in a suit and tie. Fully erect.

Posted by: torabora at March 15, 2021 09:09 AM (Y274z)

272 What a lot of Americans don't get about Europe is that while they love them some socialism they tend to be fairly traditional socially and like-minded people stick together. Or at least they used to be that way...it's starting to change, hence all the unrest in places like France.

Posted by: CppThis at March 15, 2021 09:09 AM (zcf1k)

273 Why would anyone have thought Hogg boy had the ability to start a successful business? Of course Good Pillow is failing. No other outcome was possible.

Oh, are there any photos of that sad, pathetic child looking happy?

Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at March 15, 2021 09:09 AM (lgiXo)

274 @axios

Even some Florida Democrats are wondering whether Gov. Ron DeSantis' widely panned COVID response might turn out to be right.

https://tinyurl.com/yeukcn3e

Posted by: Tami at March 15, 2021 09:10 AM (cF8AT)

275 Dr. Fauci has been nominated for People Magazine's "Sexiest Man Alive." Do you think he should win?

Posted by: Tami at March 15, 2021 08:58 AM (cF8AT)


Mr. Hand was right.

All you people ARE on dope.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 15, 2021 09:10 AM (Zz0t1)

276 If you were China would you have planned 2020 and the start of 2021 any differently?

Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 15, 2021 09:10 AM (ZQTJZ)

277 >>Maybe go back to The Daily Caller and clean up that shit hole?


Pretty sure Tucker sold it/exited that venture.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 15, 2021 09:11 AM (bDqIh)

278 You should keep a document with your will, you do have a will dont you, in that document put all your account numbers etc. I have 2 copies, I keep in a big envelop with my final instructions and copies of all keys. I keep one copy my heir apparent keeps the other, both are locked in a safe. Review the document yearly

Posted by: It wasnt me at March 15, 2021 09:11 AM (HzFJy)

279 265 253 We are watching a Finnish detective drama online and there is a case where there is an abortion at 16 weeks. Abortion is pretty much universally accepted there, but the idea of one as late as 16 weeks is portrayed as extreme and shocking.

Posted by: blaster at March 15, 2021 09:04 AM (ZfRYq)

Can't remember where I read it but Europeans in general were shocked to learn how late you can get an abortion in America. They all thought it was the same as in their countries.
Posted by: Tami at March 15, 2021 09:07 AM (cF8AT)

They are still shocked today if you bring it up.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at March 15, 2021 09:11 AM (Zm+LZ)

280 Why would anyone have thought Hogg boy had the ability to start a successful business? Of course Good Pillow is failing. No other outcome was possible.

Oh, are there any photos of that sad, pathetic child looking happy?
Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at March 15, 2021 09:09 AM (lgiXo)


The first thing you do is register your business. I guess the leftist leaches using him forgot to tell anyone that.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 15, 2021 09:11 AM (Zz0t1)

281 I commend Col. Schlichter's excellent and amusing series of Kelly Trumball books to persons wanting a view of how things may work out in the near-ish term.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 15, 2021 09:12 AM (AKJpt)

282 Lady in Black.

I love Audrey Hepburn as well. Roman Holiday, Two for the Road, and Charade my favorites.

Posted by: Ziba at March 15, 2021 09:12 AM (S1hrL)

283 The most important and terrifying story in the land at the moment is the FBI's systematic arrest, persecution and financial despoliation of Americans who attended the January 6th rally. Only The Gateway Pundit seems to be following this serial terror.

Posted by: Homo Viator at March 15, 2021 09:12 AM (H8QX8)

284 I have a question about the picture on top.
What is that thing in the skirt-the one in the middle?

Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at March 15, 2021 09:13 AM (lgiXo)

285 Hogg and other progressives like him think starting a business just kinda happens by tweeting about it. And that's why business owners need to be taxed to death because they don't really do anything except sit back, smoke cigars and exploit workers.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 15, 2021 09:14 AM (ZQTJZ)

286 >>Dr. Fauci has been nominated for People Magazine's "Sexiest Man Alive." Do you think he should win?


Yes, he totally should based on People mag's readership. The carpool and wine-sipping Karens who have become his biggest lockdown supporters and mask enforcers should not be denied formal recognition of their Covid Demigod.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 15, 2021 09:14 AM (bDqIh)

287 How many people have been arrested so far? How many are in jail? Looks like the "journalists" don't care. Harry and Meghan make for better news? WTF.

Posted by: Ziba at March 15, 2021 09:15 AM (S1hrL)

288 Listen up people. Wine Moms are gonna save us all. Give me a couple of boozed up divisions of Karens and we will be unstoppable!!

- Pentagons Top Men

Posted by: Jak Sucio at March 15, 2021 09:15 AM (jvt6t)

289 a few years a go, Rush predicted the NFL wouldn't exist in 25 years

Posted by: REDACTED at March 15, 2021 09:15 AM (6iURM)

290 The most important and terrifying story in the land at the moment is the FBI's systematic arrest, persecution and financial despoliation of Americans who attended the January 6th rally. Only The Gateway Pundit seems to be following this serial terror.
Posted by: Homo Viator at March 15, 2021 09:12 AM (H8QX

It looks like the FBI has decided to eliminate the Oath Keepers. Of course it doesn't help that they were morons who took their cellphones with them, didn't mask up, and communicated on websites. The being said, the FBI is using loaded language to make it sound like they performed a military style entry into the Imperial Capitol.

Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at March 15, 2021 09:15 AM (DS/kF)

291 Farcebook to add "informational labels" to posts about vaccines to counter "misinformation".

Posted by: andycanuck at March 15, 2021 09:16 AM (iDvKn)

292 I don't think the Democrats think the optics of a capitol surrounded in razor wire is good for them. It makes it look like they stole an election and plan to hold onto it by force. When low-info people see how much they fear uprising, they wonder if there might be good reason for uprising. I can't imagine this is the message Democrats intend to convey.

There are 2 possibilities: 1) They really do fear an attack, or 2) This is all just prep to stage an attack for the purpose of launching a "crackdown" on us.

Posted by: Stinky Wizzleteats at March 15, 2021 09:16 AM (8oSoU)

293 Farcebook to add "informational labels" to posts about vaccines to counter "misinformation".
Posted by: andycanuck at March 15, 2021 09:16 AM (iDvKn)


God have mercy on you if you're going to Facebook for information that means anything anywhere.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 15, 2021 09:17 AM (Zz0t1)

294 Dr. Fauci has been nominated for People Magazine's "Sexiest Man Alive." Do you think he should win?

The hero worship of Fauci makes no sense, even if you don't realize he's a fraud. He's an overpaid bureaucrat, doing bureaucrat things and profiting in the process.
I can't fathom the hero worship.

Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at March 15, 2021 09:17 AM (lgiXo)

295 289 a few years a go, Rush predicted the NFL wouldn't exist in 25 years
Posted by: REDACTED at March 15, 2021 09:15 AM (6iURM)

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As soon as the concussion stuff started, that was a given. Middle class moms are not allowing their kids to play foozball anymore. The NFL will be dead because there won't be any players left.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 15, 2021 09:17 AM (ZQTJZ)

296 295 289 a few years a go, Rush predicted the NFL wouldn't exist in 25 years
Posted by: REDACTED at March 15, 2021 09:15 AM (6iURM)

___

As soon as the concussion stuff started, that was a given. Middle class moms are not allowing their kids to play foozball anymore. The NFL will be dead because there won't be any players left.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 15, 2021 09:17 AM (ZQTJZ)

Since when has the NFL been reliant on middle class kids?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at March 15, 2021 09:18 AM (Zm+LZ)

297 The $64 trillion dollar question is are they doing this as a form of intimidation or do they genuinely fear a real insurrection, not the phony-baloney low-rent Reichstag fire sham of January 6th, should some abomination they inflict on us in the near future that break's the Kamala's back be the last straw?

You know what I think. I've been saying it too long to repeat now.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 15, 2021 09:18 AM (2JVJo)

298 I've been FB free for about two months now. Don't miss it. I know who my true friends are and don't need the fake feelz. I also have all my families contact info, so I can call anytime.

Get off social media. It's a trap.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at March 15, 2021 09:18 AM (jvt6t)

299
I'll commit a blasphemy here in saying that I cannot stand Katherine Hepburn. Her very voice, her very face is like nails on a chalkboard to me.

________

Katherine Hepburn didn't play a role, she played Katherine Hepburn playing a role.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 15, 2021 09:18 AM (mht8P)

300 It's not the whine moms that's the problem

It's the romcom twenty something females

the Nancy Meyers brigade

Posted by: REDACTED at March 15, 2021 09:19 AM (6iURM)

301 Since when has the NFL been reliant on middle class kids?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at March 15, 2021 09:18 AM (Zm+LZ)

___

List the 10 best QBs of the past 10 years and you'll get your answer.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 15, 2021 09:19 AM (ZQTJZ)

302
As soon as the concussion stuff started, that was a given. Middle class moms are not allowing their kids to play foozball anymore. The NFL will be dead because there won't be any players left.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 15, 2021 09:17 AM (ZQTJZ)


So you're telling me there's a chance......

Posted by: XFL Owner Vince McMahon at March 15, 2021 09:19 AM (Zz0t1)

303 It looks like the FBI has decided to eliminate the Oath Keepers.

*

The organization led by an FBI section chief.

The oathkeepers, proud boys, antifa, BLM, and probably any other largish group has been run by the FBI in order to move pieces on the board and justify "reactions"

Posted by: Lysenko - click here for your covid vaccine documentation and directions at March 15, 2021 09:20 AM (SIUze)

304 285 Hogg and other progressives like him think starting a business just kinda happens by tweeting about it.
Many years ago, there was a story about how Pacific Teleesis was going to open a chain of computer stores, but save their EST training, they were apparently going to will it into existence.

Posted by: Bastard Biden at March 15, 2021 09:20 AM (3aI0K)

305 >>WTF is a Megan Three Stallions?


The one on the right:

https://tinyurl.com/br2xhkbz


*NPR declared this the song of the year (2020)

Posted by: Lizzy at March 15, 2021 09:20 AM (bDqIh)

306 >I have a question about the picture on top.
What is that thing in the skirt-the one in the middle?
Posted by: Northernlurker


That is Gen. Lopitoff

Posted by: DB- just DB at March 15, 2021 09:21 AM (iTXRQ)

307 I'd like to see someone in the media ask Fauxchi if he wears one mask or two in the shower. Put that photo of him on the cover of People magazine.

Posted by: Ziba at March 15, 2021 09:21 AM (S1hrL)

308 the Nancy Meyers brigade
Posted by: REDACTED

I went to grammar school with a Nancy Meyers.

She was the first gal to have boobs.

Posted by: JT at March 15, 2021 09:21 AM (arJlL)

309 I'll commit a blasphemy here in saying that I cannot stand Katherine Hepburn. Her very voice, her very face is like nails on a chalkboard to me.

I agree. Never liked her.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 15, 2021 09:22 AM (2JVJo)

310 She was the first gal to have boobs.
Posted by: JT at March 15, 2021 09:21 AM (arJlL)

....always a popular gal....

Posted by: Jak Sucio at March 15, 2021 09:22 AM (jvt6t)

311 302
As soon as the concussion stuff started, that was a given. Middle class moms are not allowing their kids to play foozball anymore. The NFL will be dead because there won't be any players left.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 15, 2021 09:17 AM (ZQTJZ)

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Nah, it just guarantees that the kind of people who do end up in the NFL have parents who didn't care enough about them to try and protect their babies from concussion.

In a country of over 300 million people, there will still be plenty of kids, parents, and adults who feel like the risks of repeated concussions are worth the payouts, even if they get reduced by, say, half because of ad revenues.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 15, 2021 09:23 AM (LvTSG)

312 She was the first gal to have boobs.
Posted by: JT at March 15, 2021 09:21 AM (arJlL)


the fuck you say

Posted by: Eve at March 15, 2021 09:23 AM (6iURM)

313 Posted by: JT at March 15, 2021 09:21 AM (arJlL)

*

Posted by: Ziba at March 15, 2021 09:23 AM (S1hrL)

314 The $64 trillion dollar question is are they doing this as a form of intimidation or do they genuinely fear a real insurrection...
++++
Respectfully, JJ, I have to ask "does it actually matter?" I am not sure that it does. Fear of a real uprising or as intimidation, the preparedness and response remain the same and the message is very clear. As to the actual motivations of their coal black souls, I suspect that the answer to that question is purely of academic relevance.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 15, 2021 09:23 AM (Jsjd7)

315 Hogg and other progressives like him think starting a business just kinda happens by tweeting about it.

*

Look up cargo cults if you're unfamiliar.

It's heartbreaking to know that our educational system has left people no better off than savages warding off evil spirits with mask totems and believing that they can create businesses by making a building and logo that looks like a business sort of looks.

Posted by: Lysenko - click here for your covid vaccine documentation and directions at March 15, 2021 09:24 AM (SIUze)

316 The military's decision to take on Carlson and thus take on the Trump base - in essence that is what they are doing - will make it easier to clean up the budget if we ever want to clean up the budget. The right's sacred cow of not cutting the military should be ending. It is time to cut the military. It needs to be cut. Now we have a very good reason to cut it.

Posted by: SH at March 15, 2021 09:24 AM (sX1BW)

317 Audrey Hepburn was cute, but a bit skinny

Posted by: DB- just DB at March 15, 2021 09:24 AM (iTXRQ)

318 233 WTF is a Megan Three Stallions?
___________

I believe it's "thee stallion," not three stallions.

Not that that distinction makes it any more sensible.

And she's a "rapper," so she chants "songs" about bitches and 'ho's and wet ass p*ssy and other vulgarisms to her illiterate fans, who aspire to be as successful as her and one day be able to afford their own plastic surgeries, fake nails, fake hair, fake teeth, gaudy jewelry, and line of slutty, low-cut, skin-tight spandex clothing.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 15, 2021 09:25 AM (k4dH2)

319 So, I have a question and I am not being snarky. Are the rightmost two people in the header image today dudes in female uniforms or just very ugly lady officers? If the former, what are their ranks (I don't know how to read the insignia, because I am a mediocre citizen)?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 15, 2021 09:25 AM (Jsjd7)

320 317 Audrey Hepburn was cute, but a bit skinny
Posted by: DB- just DB at March 15, 2021 09:24 AM (iTXRQ)

========

Dolley and I watched Two for the Road recently, and she became very concerned for Hepburn's health, convinced that she was anorexic just by looking at her. According to her and her brief research, Hepburn probably was.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 15, 2021 09:25 AM (LvTSG)

321 316 The military's decision to take on Carlson and thus take on the Trump base - in essence that is what they are doing - will make it easier to clean up the budget if we ever want to clean up the budget. The right's sacred cow of not cutting the military should be ending. It is time to cut the military. It needs to be cut. Now we have a very good reason to cut it.
Posted by: SH at March 15, 2021 09:24 AM (sX1BW)

_____

Amen!!

And also unions. Unionize Amazon, Google, Walmart and all the others.

Fuck you, war.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 15, 2021 09:25 AM (ZQTJZ)

322 The NFL will be dead because there won't be any players left._________________________It will die from the ground up. It won't be long until high schools eliminate football. I'm with Rush. Football will be dead in 25 years. At least on the current projectory. Things can obviously change.

Posted by: SH at March 15, 2021 09:26 AM (sX1BW)

323 Two men arrested in India after one knocked down and repeatedly kicked a Moslem boy in the nuts who entered a Hindu temple to drink water.

Looking it up online for more info I see it was in northern India in Ghaziabad in the Uttar Pradesh state. Report calls them "right wing Hindus"! Genius posted video of him online doing it.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 15, 2021 09:26 AM (iDvKn)

324 "And she's a "rapper," so she chants "songs" about bitches and 'ho's and wet ass p*ssy and other vulgarisms to her illiterate fans, who aspire to be as successful as her and one day be able to afford their own plastic surgeries, fake nails, fake hair, fake teeth, gaudy jewelry, and line of slutty, low-cut, skin-tight spandex clothing."

So nothing evil, like Dr Seuss.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 15, 2021 09:27 AM (3D/fK)

325 The one in the green uniform is definitely trans. The one on the right is just FUGLY.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 15, 2021 09:27 AM (ZQTJZ)

326 The Village People had more balls.
Technically, but you know.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 15, 2021 09:27 AM (vuisn)

327 It will die from the ground up. It won't be long until high schools eliminate football. I'm with Rush. Football will be dead in 25 years. At least on the current projectory. Things can obviously change.
Posted by: SH at March 15, 2021 09:26 AM (sX1BW)
++++
Even without supply-side challenges (availability of players as football loses its luster for many parents and therefore children don't go into it), the demand destruction that the NFL is engendering with the insane rule book and the woke nonsense might doom it regardless. Squeezing the supply *and* demand side at the same time will keep costs in line, though, I suppose...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 15, 2021 09:27 AM (Jsjd7)

328 The most important and terrifying story in the land at the moment is the FBI's systematic arrest, persecution and financial despoliation of Americans who attended the January 6th rally. Only The Gateway Pundit seems to be following this serial terror.
Posted by: Homo Viator at March 15, 2021 09:12 AM (H8QX


VivaBarnesLaw mentions it on their weekly broadcast. Barnes is particularly outraged at how many constitutional protections have been violated and they're still trying to manufacture evidence.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at March 15, 2021 09:28 AM (y7DUB)

329 Audrey Hepburn was cute, but a bit skinny
Posted by: DB- just DB at March 15, 2021 09:24 AM (iTXRQ)


There's a story about Sophia Loren and her husband being invited to dine with Hepburn when they were visiting Switzerland and were fed so little food that Sophia cooked up a big pot of pasta when they went back to their own place.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 15, 2021 09:28 AM (2JVJo)

330 Football will be dead in 25 years. At least on the current projectory. Things can obviously change.

Posted by: SH at March 15, 2021 09:26 AM (sX1BW)

Norm Crosby?

Posted by: BignJames at March 15, 2021 09:28 AM (AwYPR)

331 It's heartbreaking to know that our educational system has left people no better off than savages warding off evil spirits with mask totems and believing that they can create businesses by making a building and logo that looks like a business sort of looks.

Read the story of AquaBounty. It took a dozen years to get through the FDA bureaucracy, fighting off Uniparty congress critters, "environmental" NGOs, activist groups, et al to simply run land-based salmon farms more efficiently.

Everyone lies about their agenda and will destroy anyone who threatens their grift.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 15, 2021 09:28 AM (sVuFb)

332 Has the media praised Biden's Hiden as an example of his humility in contrast to Trump's bombast?

Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at March 15, 2021 09:29 AM (lgiXo)

333 328 The most important and terrifying story in the land at the moment is the FBI's systematic arrest, persecution and financial despoliation of Americans who attended the January 6th rally. Only The Gateway Pundit seems to be following this serial terror.
Posted by: Homo Viator at March 15, 2021 09:12 AM (H8QX
VivaBarnesLaw mentions it on their weekly broadcast. Barnes is particularly outraged at how many constitutional protections have been violated and they're still trying to manufacture evidence.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at March 15, 2021 09:28 AM (y7DUB)


This particular subject matter is giving me pause and second thoughts about October...

Posted by: BifBewalski - having 2nd thoughts about the MoMe at March 15, 2021 09:29 AM (VcFUs)

334 "The National Basketball Association has climbed into bed with the
Chinese Communist Party. Maybe the three-quarters of its players who are
Black will start to figure out how racist they are toward Blacks if
they see this commercial."

=======================

OMG, that's amazing. Check out that commercial!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at March 15, 2021 09:30 AM (Y5fDH)

335 The NFL's popularity peaked in the 2000s. And that was when social media got going as well. Even without all the woke shit and concussions and the rest, it was bound to lose fans. The new generation is glued to Twitter and IG. They don't have the attention span for a 3 hour game.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 15, 2021 09:30 AM (ZQTJZ)

336 The fence, the NG and the German Shepherds are intimidation, imo. I can't wait to see big posters of Bidet on federal buildings in DC. The dictator as lovable grandpere giving us his empty stare.

Posted by: Ziba at March 15, 2021 09:31 AM (S1hrL)

337 Football will be dead in 25 years. At least on the current projectory. Things can obviously change.
Posted by: SH at March 15, 2021 09:26 AM (sX1BW)

Good and good riddance.

More coffee.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 15, 2021 09:31 AM (vQkRp)

338 Just went to GoodPillow dot com.

Their pillows have balls. On the inside.

Also, from Lithuania.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 15, 2021 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

339 >Football will be dead in 25 years. At least on the current projectory. Things can obviously change.

Posted by: SH at March 15, 2021 09:26 AM (sX1BW)

Norm Crosby?
Posted by: BignJames



let's archive this comment as a pimento of a fun thread

Posted by: DB- just DB at March 15, 2021 09:32 AM (iTXRQ)

340 Posted by: Lizzy at March 15, 2021 08:55 AM (bDqIh)
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It's actually fairly clever (though I very much doubt it is good). An AI along the lines of the old-school chat bots (which are also extremely helpful for first-line sales and support - that "chat with us now" button on websites is rarely connected to human being right away - you have to exhaust the bot first) will be very good at two things:
1. Handling simple, programmatic problems with a known call and response (like the example from the article in the tweet - offering a platitude to stave off a suicide) at large scale. This also has manipulation side effects which are good for the regime.
2. It dodges the uncanny valley problem. Without a physical form to be off-putting to humans, text responses and routine, high-quality voice synthesis neatly works around the problem of humans generally despising simulacra.

Interested. Probably sinister, but interesting.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 15, 2021 09:32 AM (Jsjd7)

341 338 Just went to GoodPillow dot com.

Their pillows have balls. On the inside.

Also, from Lithuania.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 15, 2021 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

========

Manufacturing in California was too expensive for completely unforeseen reasons.

Really, it was just bad luck.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 15, 2021 09:32 AM (LvTSG)

342 Nood Art
http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=393115#Bot

Posted by: BifBewalski - Nood, yo at March 15, 2021 09:33 AM (VcFUs)

343
OMG, that's amazing. Check out that commercial!
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at March 15, 2021 09:30 AM (Y5fDH)


I'm sure Lebron will be outraged and express his displeasure shortly.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 15, 2021 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)

344 Manufacturing in California was too expensive for completely unforeseen reasons.

Really, it was just bad luck.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 15, 2021 09:32 AM (LvTSG)
--

Didn't Hogg make a big show of wanting the pillows to be manufactured by union labor? So, he's getting his product now from Lithuania?

LOL.

Posted by: Revenant at March 15, 2021 09:34 AM (BRmwW)

345 this david hogg- he's the kid who claims to have survived a school shooting he wasn't actually present for, right?

Posted by: DB- just DB at March 15, 2021 09:34 AM (iTXRQ)

346 In a just world Hogg would be ridiculed into oblivion.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 15, 2021 09:35 AM (3H9h1)

347 "The National Basketball Association has climbed into bed with the Chinese Communist Party. Maybe the three-quarters of its players who are Black will start to figure out how racist they are toward Blacks if they see this commercial."

Back when Whitlock was being a lot more high profile (not sure why that changed) he would regularly scorch Lebron for being aware of how blacks were treated in China but bending over to his Nike paymasters to keep his fool mouth zipped.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at March 15, 2021 09:35 AM (y7DUB)

348 Audrey Hepburn was lovely -- can't think of a lovlier woman to have graced Hollywood. OK, maybe Ingrid Bergman. Both women doing a movie with wonderful Cary Grant, too.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 15, 2021 09:35 AM (bDqIh)

349 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 15, 2021 09:36 AM (u82oZ)

350 Despite having a crapload of Grammy, well, crap about awards on the news chyrons here no mention of the pro-BLM riots stage-show the assholes performed.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 15, 2021 09:37 AM (iDvKn)

351 Village Idiot's Apprentice

Top o ta mornin to ya, gov'nor.

Those "ladies" would have a hard time getting through a Zebra shuttle in Condition II steaming.

My first ship we had a disliked person have a shuttle hatch "fall" on him. The round handle left a mark, and he wanted off the ship.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 15, 2021 09:38 AM (u82oZ)

352 Interested. Probably sinister, but interesting.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 15, 2021 09:32 AM (Jsjd7)
..........
Knew a professional in tech who 25 years ago said AI scared him more than anything. I think he was on to something. Making art (not "creating" art) using AI is currently being done, but it sucks as "art." Lack of expression in the shadows called humans.

Posted by: Ziba at March 15, 2021 09:44 AM (S1hrL)

353 123 Local article states that at any given time, 10% of the Air Forces female pilots are pregnant.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 15, 2021 08:27 AM (3D/fK)

Lieutenants and Captains in their twenties and early thirties are peak baby making time. So not surprising.

Posted by: Fox2!! at March 15, 2021 09:44 AM (qyH+l)

354 Back when Whitlock was being a lot more high profile (not sure why that changed) he would regularly scorch Lebron for being aware of how blacks were treated in China but bending over to his Nike paymasters to keep his fool mouth zipped.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at March 15, 2021 09:35 AM (y7DUB)


Not just Nike. LeBron fancies himself a big wheel in Hollywood now, and China is too big of a potential market for him to offend them. It's not like Americans are going to watch a second-rate Space Jam remake.

Posted by: Wally at March 15, 2021 09:45 AM (FJYfm)

355 Besides, whoever would join as a patriot wouldn't be welcomed.

What is a "Patriot" now-a-days? The Republic is dead; We The People aren't worthy of anything less than jack-booted tyranny - and apparently desire it. There is no United States. There is no government. (A government has a charter, the current junta doesn't have one, its just capricious rule by fiat which is more war-lord than government)

So what would this caricature of a "patriot" do within the Democratic Party Military?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 15, 2021 09:48 AM (9+XKm)

356 Jobs Program -- occupy D.C. with the military.

Posted by: Marooned at March 15, 2021 09:48 AM (5TnwH)

357 It's not like Americans are going to watch a second-rate Space Jam remake.

Posted by: Wally at March 15, 2021 09:45 AM (FJYfm)

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Nobody ever went broke underestimating the tastes of the American public.

Posted by: H.L. Mencken at March 15, 2021 09:50 AM (Y5fDH)

358 The new Space Jam is for the Chinese audience, not the American one.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 15, 2021 09:53 AM (6/LtX)

359 Article about Berea College hosting Trump was a terrorist seminar. That's laughable. Lived in Berea a while back. It was a very sleepy town. Berea College is tuition free. Students pay their way by working on campus. Shaker art and culture was admired and influential. The town looked conservative but the adults I knew who taught at the school were liberal.
The swimming pool was segregated until the 70s. And the county was dry -- no alcohol sales allowed.
Line dancing and clogging were popular. I'm sure the TDS seminar will be a hit.

Posted by: Ziba at March 15, 2021 09:55 AM (S1hrL)

360 They cancel Tucker and they might as well just shut the whole thing down. Tucker is the ONLY reason anyone watches Fox these days.
Posted by: Tami at March 15, 2021 08:56 AM (cF8AT)

Maria?

Posted by: Fox2!! at March 15, 2021 10:03 AM (qyH+l)

361 The one on the right, with orange hair and glasses...

...I think we finally know what happened to Philip Seymour Hoffman.

Posted by: brass pair at March 15, 2021 10:24 AM (L76ft)

362
The National Guard has been told the reason for continuing the Capitol
Police mission is based on threats called into the Capitol Police.
The second mission to help the Metro DC police can only be serviced by the DC Guard.
Some whispers that some elements of the National Guard may deploy to Saudi Arabia from July to December.

Posted by: Bastard Biden at March 15, 2021 10:54 AM (3aI0K)

363 One step away from actively targeting American citizens inside CONUS.

Posted by: obsidian at March 15, 2021 10:59 AM (7+yqP)

364 JJ, thanks for Kerwick's "Frontpage" link. "A Lenten Season Like No Other". The very last one on the list, too, so you know I check them all out

Posted by: mrp at March 15, 2021 11:13 AM (Pqytn)

365 Apparently twitter is not banning any links to BitChute content. I say tinyurl it and post it anyway until tinyurl is banned on Twatter.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 15, 2021 11:17 AM (ynpvh)

366 now banning

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 15, 2021 11:17 AM (ynpvh)

367 Under China's Occupation Governor Biden, the US Military is now focused on it's core mission: providing free sex change operations and defending the Narrative(tm) against all enemies, American and domestic. Foreign enemies are free to move about the cabin.

The Commander-in-Thief has accused the troops of being racists if they voted for his opponent and has used them as props for his criminal junta hiding behind the Berlin Wall in the D.C. Green Zone.

Biden--or whoever is the actual brains behind this Gestapo Zeitgeist--is trying to transform our military into a Praetorian Guard loyal only the the Democrat Party.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 15, 2021 12:03 PM (Ndje9)

368 Master Sgt. Stalker of Space Force says only vets can comment on these issues--except we have civilians in charge of the services for that very reason, don't we?

Civilians are always in charge of our military. Our Founders made sure of it. As our Framers intended, we exercise that authority when we get to choose our Commander-in-Chief--or we did up until now, until the First Successful Coup in American History.

American civilians--and most troops, too--voted to protect this country by re-electing Actual CINC Donald J. Trump in a landslide.

A Stolen Commander is now stealing our Military.

In fairness, he's just following orders. President Xi's.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 15, 2021 12:06 PM (Ndje9)

369 I don't object to the fences around the Capitol building & the National Guard patrols.

I object to them letting the Congress-critters out of the fenced areas.

Posted by: aelfheld at March 15, 2021 12:23 PM (Zy9Yy)

370 The person on the right appears to be a Corporal in the RAAF.

Posted by: Fox2!! at March 15, 2021 01:37 PM (qyH+l)

371 How long until ROTC cadets once again march in red high heels to amuse the White House staffers?

Posted by: Smitty at March 15, 2021 01:45 PM (HjdTl)

372 Have to see the National shoulder flash to be sure of the nationality, but the rank in a Commonwealth Air Force should be good. NATO OR-4,equivalent to US E-4 (Senior Airman/Space Force Specialist 4.

Posted by: Fox2!! at March 15, 2021 01:48 PM (qyH+l)

373 Its nice to see Blue Falcons set loose on all those civilians and veterans that can't grasp the importance of spending defense funding on sex change operations and maternity suits for special forces.

Diversity is our strength so lets vote for a universal draft, no exceptions, especially for all those patriotic snowflakes and blue falcons.

Posted by: I am not corey Booker at March 15, 2021 03:40 PM (EcD5Y)

374 A new movie from the Director of "The Kenosha White Supremacist Kid" and "Escape from Minneapolis"

Silence of the BLM Lambs...Starring Creepy Joe as the Prez.

"It convicts the Cops or it get the "peaceful protests again"

Silence of the BLM "Lambs" Comming soon to a downtown Courthouse near you!

Posted by: StuckinSoCal at March 15, 2021 06:03 PM (Pi4cm)

375 The thing you have to understand about the Oxford-Astrazeneca suspensions by European countries is that there is no evidence whatsoever that the vaccine leads to an increased risk of blood-clots.

There were two cases in Norway of very elderly people developing blood clots in the weeks after receiving the jab before EU countries started stopping geivng it.

This is about one thing and one thing only. Great Britain got it's shit together in regards developing and distributing a vaccine and embarrassed the EU in the process.

Posted by: STV at March 15, 2021 06:24 PM (m4GYV)

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