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Quick Hits
The two put out a damning joint statement saying Cuomo has "lost the confidence" to govern. "Confronting and overcoming the Covid crisis requires sure and steady leadership. We commend the brave actions of the individuals who have come forward with serious allegations of abuse and misconduct," Schumer and Gilibrand said. "Due to the multiple, credible sexual harassment and misconduct allegations, it is clear that Governor Cuomo has lost the confidence of his governing partners and the people of New York. Governor Cuomo should resign," they said.A "crypto art" piece, which I think is made into a singular item by the inclusion of a block-chain/cryptocurrency style signature code, just sold for $69 million. Digital art has never really had a market because you can only buy copies, not the actual art itself. But if one and only one item has the code authenticating it as "genuine," I guess then that makes it possible to speculate in digital art?
Christie's caused a stir on Thursday when it auctioned off a piece of digital art -- a JPG file -- for more than $69 million. Now it has revealed the buyer who shelled out a fortune for digital artist Mike Winkelmann's "Everydays: The First 5000 Days." The founder of nonfungible token (NFT) fund Metapurse bought the piece, Christie's announced Friday. The buyer, who goes by the pseudonym Metakovan, said the piece is worth multiples of what they paid for it. "When you think of high-valued NFTs, this one is going to be pretty hard to beat. And here's why -- it represents 13 years of everyday work. Techniques are replicable and skill is surpassable, but the only thing you can't hack digitally is time," Metakovan said. "This is the crown jewel, the most valuable piece of art for this generation. It is worth $1 billion."I'd say that's preposterous but I've been wrong on everything involving crypto so whatever. Minneapolis attempted to buy protection from rioters and arsonists by giving George Floyd's family $27 million dollars, which is roughly one million times what this lifelong criminal's life was worth. They should pay the family off in the same counterfeit 20 dollar bills he was trying to pass to diligent shopowners -- which is straight-up theft from them. People act like the cops just showed up to pound on this guy. No, cops are lazy. Cops were called by shopowners because a large, intimidating man was passing them counterfeit bills, stealing from them, and they did not dare confront the thief themselves. So they did the right thing and called the cops. And then rioters destroyed their businesses and have seized control of the streets and land around their businesses. He didn't die because of a cop. He died because he stuffed a pound of narcotics up his asshole like it was Meth-head Thanksgiving and he was the main course. And Minneapolis will burn again. And the media will say: "This is all due to right-wing provocateurs and Trump's white supremacy messaging." And the FBI -- those straight-shooters who you should trust with your very lives -- will back the media up, because they're nothing but Filthy Dirty Democrat Political Operatives With Guns and Warrants who Will Put You In Jail or Put You in the Ground If You Anger Their Deep State Masters.
High schooler: "If the first quarantine didn’t work, what makes people think the second one will?"
"I mean, I feel for me there is more fear, like I wake up every day and I -- I just hope everyone's like when this is over but when will this be over? We don't know. There is just so much -- there's so much left to question. But why can't? Why are we questioning? We have so much technology, so many resources to end this. And I don't know why we aren't. If the first quarantine didn’t work, what makes people think the second one will? If we get kids back in school the transition to getting life back to normal will be that much easier."Whoa, someone is asking for evidence from someone wearing a White Coat! Burn the Science-Witch!
Progressives are writing songs about their bitter disappointment in Biden. I can understand their feeling disappointed by the dying-brain r@pist.
— Biden Voters Posting Their L's Online (@BidenLs) March 11, 2021
😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/DXcOvFq3RJ
— ilDonaldoTrumpo (@ilDonaldoTrumpo) March 12, 2021
Azealia fitting right in on Parler pic.twitter.com/N7ATEeA497
— ok yeah but maybe no? (@lilMoike) March 11, 2021
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: garrett at March 12, 2021 07:07 PM (j7/f4)
Posted by: Unkaren at March 12, 2021 07:08 PM (vGJY7)
Posted by: Muddawg76 at March 12, 2021 07:09 PM (Hs3Vb)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 12, 2021 07:09 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: garrett at March 12, 2021 07:09 PM (j7/f4)
Posted by: Unkaren at March 12, 2021 07:09 PM (vGJY7)
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at March 12, 2021 07:10 PM (II3Gr)
I mean, you can at least eat it or use it to wipe your ass, right?
Posted by: ShainS at March 12, 2021 07:10 PM (WqPYg)
Or are they just confused on which periods they're talking about? (Ponders.)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 12, 2021 07:11 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: garrett at March 12, 2021 07:11 PM (j7/f4)
Won't happen again.
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oh my god ur like hate-criming me or whatever
Posted by: SJW Millennial Tw*t at March 12, 2021 07:12 PM (5+1A/)
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He didn't die because of a cop. He died because he stuffed a pound of narcotics up his asshole like it was Meth-head Thanksgiving and he was the main course.
(Sniff.) That's beautiful, man.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 12, 2021 07:13 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Jean at March 12, 2021 07:13 PM (Xih1H)
Posted by: George Floyd's family at March 12, 2021 07:13 PM (Geoni)
Posted by: ShainS at March 12, 2021 07:14 PM (WqPYg)
I am heartily sick of this crap, in fact, of ALL the LGBTQEIEIO crap. Every. Single. Bit. Of. It.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 12, 2021 07:15 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Rev. Al Sharptone at March 12, 2021 07:16 PM (vGJY7)
Woohoo! Got my Crimulus bribe. The IRS must've had the payment batch all queued up and ready for the button to be pushed.
Nothing like getting a whole $1,400 in exchange for them putting another $6,000 on my credit card (and the credit cards of every single American, including newborn babies).
Such! A! Deal!
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 12, 2021 07:16 PM (QE98t)
Posted by: garrett at March 12, 2021 07:16 PM (j7/f4)
Be sure to type slowly because everybody knows I'm kinda stupid.
Posted by: weirdflunky at March 12, 2021 07:17 PM (cknjq)
They spent 69 Million on a bunch of code.
Posted by: garrett at March 12, 2021 07:17 PM (j7/f4)
Posted by: Surprise Anal Cow Orker at March 12, 2021 07:17 PM (Cux2V)
Posted by: Jean at March 12, 2021 07:13 PM (Xih1H)
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They want what few of us survive back living in caves and illiterate -- aside from the cave drawings and paintings.
[h/t Ayn Rand: "Return of the Primitive: The Anti-Industrial Revolution (1971 -- 50 freakin'years ago)"]
Posted by: ShainS at March 12, 2021 07:18 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 12, 2021 07:18 PM (bkUtD)
Did the vile vegetable give his "major" speech yesterday?
Exec summary?
Posted by: rhomboid at March 12, 2021 07:18 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: garrett at March 12, 2021 07:18 PM (j7/f4)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 12, 2021 07:18 PM (49Dnm)
They said they were paying $500,000 to make a permanent memorial to Floyd in the city and challenged companies and the other people of MN to match.
To which as someone in rural MN responded with not just a no, but a hearty "F*CK NO"!
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at March 12, 2021 07:18 PM (Geoni)
Aaaah yes. Now THAT'S why I hit the tip jar.
Posted by: Marcus Gravey at March 12, 2021 07:19 PM (vSbRi)
Posted by: runner at March 12, 2021 07:19 PM (zr5Kq)
The Left may have a point--who could possibly be against cutting off and/or adding body parts?
Posted by: Voter theater. at March 12, 2021 07:19 PM (MC6bc)
Posted by: BifBewalski - generator noise at March 12, 2021 07:19 PM (VcFUs)
Exec summary?
Posted by: rhomboid at March 12, 2021 07:18 PM (OTzUX)
Hbbllaf rhotichoedfo;ids d;l;oeih;oiendsf th;oihe Trump bad
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 12, 2021 07:20 PM (gAFsE)
The family will be broke before Christmas. Bank on it.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 12, 2021 07:21 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: garrett at March 12, 2021 07:21 PM (j7/f4)
Posted by: Splunge at March 12, 2021 07:21 PM (RzGcW)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 12, 2021 07:21 PM (SoBCL)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) repeats himself at March 12, 2021 07:22 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 12, 2021 07:18 PM (OTzUX)
Trump bad. Scranton. Masks forever.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, who has two copies of the banned book at March 12, 2021 07:22 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 12, 2021 07:22 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: clutch cargo - tuna free dolphin for political porpoises at March 12, 2021 07:22 PM (46GDR)
Another wonderful urban center ruled over by democrats, where folks are happy and content and live in perfect harmony.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 12, 2021 07:22 PM (R/m4+)
Yes, exactly. It's like the way that the 1c British Guiana magenta is the most valuable stamp in the world. It's a crappy stamp, a quick hack job by a local print shop in the former British Guiana because the real stamps didn't arrive on time. It's an ugly, muddy-looking thing. I've seen better artwork done with rubber stamps.
But it sold for $9.5 million the last time it was sold. Why? Because there's only one of them known to exist.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 12, 2021 07:23 PM (QE98t)
Operating that powered pole sander is tough work. Weighs a few pounds, plus drags an electric cord and a hose to the vacuum cleaner. The vacuum cleaner gets most of the dust, but not all. I found myself sanding for about 3 minutes, getting winded, then would take a five-to-ten minute break. But the worst of it is behind me now.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 12, 2021 07:23 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 12, 2021 07:23 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Old Blue - Round Headed Bald Kid at March 12, 2021 07:23 PM (VNmG1)
Posted by: SFGoth at March 12, 2021 07:23 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: BignJames at March 12, 2021 07:23 PM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 12, 2021 07:23 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Splunge at March 12, 2021 07:23 PM (RzGcW)
But it, you know...actually exists.
Posted by: garrett at March 12, 2021 07:23 PM (j7/f4)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 12, 2021 07:24 PM (QE98t)
Posted by: ShainS at March 12, 2021 07:24 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 12, 2021 07:24 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 12, 2021 07:25 PM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 12, 2021 07:25 PM (vuisn)
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Crime apparently does pay!
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 12, 2021 07:25 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 12, 2021 07:25 PM (SoBCL)
Also, surely you don't imagine that your bank has a big vault with all your money in it in the form of pieces of green paper? It's all just bits, and has been for a long time.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 12, 2021 07:25 PM (QE98t)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at March 12, 2021 07:25 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: garrett at March 12, 2021 07:17 PM (j7/f4)
Paging jose, the bitcoin shill.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 12, 2021 07:25 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: Aunt Flo at March 12, 2021 07:26 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: BignJames at March 12, 2021 07:23 PM (AwYPR)
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In Soviet America, Independence Day waits for YOU!
Posted by: ShainS at March 12, 2021 07:26 PM (WqPYg)
Pure poetry!
Posted by: Infidel at March 12, 2021 07:26 PM (E0OEG)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at March 12, 2021 07:27 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 12, 2021 07:27 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: AZ deplorable isolated nor/mal Very SuperStraight at March 12, 2021 07:27 PM (gtatv)
Behind enemy lines.
Posted by: torabora at March 12, 2021 07:27 PM (s0Ua7)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 12, 2021 07:28 PM (SoBCL)
Sure. A king of old had court musicians -- maybe even a full symphony orchestra -- but he didn't have what I have --- namely the ability to play just about any notable piece of music known to man, by any notable musician of the last hundred years, any time I want, day or night, at the click of a mouse.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 12, 2021 07:28 PM (QE98t)
Over 60 and no one did.
Posted by: AZ deplorable isolated nor/mal Very SuperStraight at March 12, 2021 07:27 PM (gtatv)
someone did...or I wouldn't be here.
Posted by: BignJames at March 12, 2021 07:29 PM (AwYPR)
Posted by: torabora at March 12, 2021 07:29 PM (s0Ua7)
Did anyone think to NOOD?
Over 60 and no one did.
Posted by: AZ deplorable isolated nor/mal Very SuperStraight at March 12, 2021 07:27 PM
that's a terrible thing to say
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 12, 2021 07:29 PM (shkju)
Posted by: Skip at March 12, 2021 07:29 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: four seasons at March 12, 2021 07:29 PM (PisyI)
And ain't no of it counterfeit!
Posted by: Rev. Al Sharptone at March 12, 2021 07:16 PM (vGJY7)
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Did anybody else sing that to the old R [insert ampersand privilege here] B tune "Ain't No Mountain High Enough?"
Posted by: ShainS at March 12, 2021 07:30 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 12, 2021 07:30 PM (QE98t)
Posted by: Floyd Lawson at March 12, 2021 07:30 PM (yQpMk)
I saw a recent video of "reporters" showing Floyd's "Memorial" which looked for all the world like a homeless encampment with a little extra junk and a few flowers. I shouldn't have been surprised that 2 white kids halfway down the block came right over to chase them away. "I thought it was ok if we were on *this* side of the barrier. No, no it's not, get away from the tomb of St. Floyd!
It wasn't very long ago that the city, looking out for tax payers would throw all that shit into a garbage truck, hose down the street and open the place up for business. How many decades will pass that it remains untouchable and uninhabitable? And the poor bastards that called the cops? Are they even still alive? Or are they now homeless?
I'm guessing too many fellow citizens are happy living in clown world, regardless of what might happen to them or their loved ones. For the greater good and all that. [retch]
Posted by: clutch cargo - tuna free dolphin for political porpoises at March 12, 2021 07:30 PM (46GDR)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 12, 2021 07:30 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 12, 2021 07:30 PM (SoBCL)
Ehh... I know a lot of people who quit their day jobs to sell digital art. The thing is, what you need is the proper outlet for it, which hanging stuff on walls is not unless you're selling prints with sufficient demand and volume. There is big money in themes, emojis, in-game items, etc, for platforms that support individual sales. The quality and art-snob quotient will improve as the venues for displaying it improve. Think 3d environments for meetings, shit like that.
This whole blockchain art silliness is mostly postmodern art twits flailing about.
Posted by: somedood at March 12, 2021 07:30 PM (yngc4)
Posted by: Old Blue - Round Headed Bald Kid
No. It's a bottomless pit leading to a blackhole which sends you to another bottomless pit that leads to an endless void of stupid.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 12, 2021 07:30 PM (6/917)
Just having your name on stuff is worth money.
These guys will pay millions to have some architectural monstrosity named the "Rancid P. Veeblefester Center" or whatever. They get nothing out of it but the pride of seeing their name. And if you're that rich, maybe that's enough.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 12, 2021 07:31 PM (QE98t)
Posted by: SFGoth at March 12, 2021 07:23 PM (KAi1n)
One of the reasons I believe the United States is increasingly Marxist is this obsession with "class". At any rate, once again Americans only know how to lie. We are taught at school the importance of the individual...well, at least I was in school anyway. But the reality is that Americans HATE any notion of individuality. Everyone and everything must belong to a group, and if you consider yourself an individual? Too bad.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 12, 2021 07:31 PM (49Dnm)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 12, 2021 07:32 PM (03n3v)
Over 60 and no one did.
Posted by: AZ deplorable isolated nor/mal Very SuperStraight at March 12, 2021 07:27 PM (gtatv)
It's Trump's fault.
Posted by: clutch cargo - tuna free dolphin for political porpoises at March 12, 2021 07:32 PM (46GDR)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 12, 2021 07:30 PM (QE98t)
A mind is a terrible thing to taste.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 12, 2021 07:33 PM (49Dnm)
Posted by: BignJame
I stand corrected.
Alton did and I was busy typing 2 willowed posts.
Posted by: AZ deplorable isolated nor/mal Very SuperStraight at March 12, 2021 07:33 PM (gtatv)
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Joe likes girls with names like Ashley And Kathleen
Posted by: Axeman at March 12, 2021 07:33 PM (FYe3W)
You're thinking of mimes.
A mime is a terrible thing to taste. That white makeup tastes terrible. Or so I'm told.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 12, 2021 07:33 PM (QE98t)
Posted by: Dr. Bone
Delaware.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 12, 2021 07:34 PM (6/917)
Posted by: rachel levine at March 12, 2021 07:34 PM (vGJY7)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 12, 2021 07:32 PM (03n3v)
My sentiments exactly. I'M supposed to seek a permission slip from that PIPSQUEAK to celebrate INDEPENDENCE DAY?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 12, 2021 07:34 PM (49Dnm)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 12, 2021 07:34 PM (SoBCL)
July 4 as some kind of goal - an unbelievably idiotic thing, but no more so than 98% of everything said/done about the virus in the last year.
So, basically, a nothingburger, as expected.
And the pathetic shell of a country and its "press" sits there and acts as if it's normal or OK to have this literal non-entity as "president" and his crowd of vapid nitwits in charge.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 12, 2021 07:34 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 12, 2021 07:25 PM (vuisn)
Concur.
Posted by: Aunt Flo at March 12, 2021 07:26 PM (R/m4+)
Agreed
Posted by: John Fogarty, Rollin Down The River at March 12, 2021 07:35 PM (RzGcW)
whenever the demtards start talking about Independence Day, I always think they're scheming up some kind of Jahr Null boo-ship
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 12, 2021 07:35 PM (shkju)
And does he know he gave his speech yesterday?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 12, 2021 07:35 PM (YqDXo)
In Case You Didn't Feel Like Showing Up is the Ministry Album you must own.
Posted by: garrett at March 12, 2021 07:35 PM (e4n0B)
Posted by: Axeman at March 12, 2021 07:35 PM (FYe3W)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 12, 2021 07:35 PM (SoBCL)
Posted by: Skip at March 12, 2021 07:35 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 12, 2021 07:32 PM (03n3v)
He's not a chipmunk.
He's a turnip.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 12, 2021 07:36 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 12, 2021 07:25 PM (vuisn)
Concur.
Posted by: Aunt Flo at March 12, 2021 07:26 PM (R/m4+)
Agreed
Posted by: John Fogarty, Rollin Down The River
Me, too.
Posted by: Roll, Crimson Tide at March 12, 2021 07:36 PM (QE98t)
Not one person of the dozens that worked on this speech thought telling people what they may be able to do on Independence Day was, you know, real retarded.
Our elites are shit. They're just shit.
Posted by: MJ at March 12, 2021 07:36 PM (gAMkn)
Everyone and everything must belong to a group, and if you consider
yourself an individual? Too bad.
It's just PROGDA that's obsessed with groups. The rest of us pretty much enjoy our individualnessismness. I absolutely refuse to wear an ID10T mask anywhere now.
I distinctly remember being told I was free to be me and that it's my body, my choice.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at March 12, 2021 07:36 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Skip at March 12, 2021 07:37 PM (Cxk7w)
So, basically, a nothingburger, as expected.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 12, 2021 07:34 PM (OTzUX)
I love the reflexive choice of a holiday for a deadline. Christmas is traditional for this, but Fourth of July works. I guess we can forget about Memorial Day, though.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 12, 2021 07:37 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 12, 2021 07:32 PM (03n3v)
He's not a chipmunk.
He's a turnip.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 12, 2021 07:36 PM (YqDXo)
Please, don't insult us.
Posted by: Root vegetables everywhere at March 12, 2021 07:37 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 12, 2021 07:28 PM (SoBCL)
They've got their concerned look going on so they must be at some concerning place that needs a lot of concern. And ernestness and gravitas and concern.
Their home is a sprawling mega spread in Montecito near Santa Barbara.
Posted by: Russkilitlover at March 12, 2021 07:37 PM (99Nt9)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 12, 2021 07:25 PM (vuisn)
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Just got to go with the flow
(period omitted for de-escalation)
Posted by: Axeman at March 12, 2021 07:37 PM (FYe3W)
Posted by: Axeman at March 12, 2021 07:35 PM (FYe3W)
. . . . .!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 12, 2021 07:37 PM (YqDXo)
Exec summary?
Posted by: rhomboid at March 12, 2021 07:18 PM (OTzUX)
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"In my first month as POTUS I saved or created 300 million lives in America, and hundreds of millions more are flooding in from everywhere else on the planet -- and they're more than welcome.
Good morning, and Dog Bless Chairman Xi ..."
Posted by: ShainS at March 12, 2021 07:38 PM (WqPYg)
Voted out of committee, but not yet voted on by the full Senate, I believe.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 12, 2021 07:38 PM (QE98t)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 12, 2021 07:38 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: four seasons at March 12, 2021 07:38 PM (PisyI)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 12, 2021 07:25 PM (vuisn)
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Just got to go with the flow
(period omitted for de-escalation)
Posted by: Axeman at March 12, 2021 07:37 PM (FYe3W)
Now that's just bloody-minded.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 12, 2021 07:38 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Axeman at March 12, 2021 07:38 PM (FYe3W)
Posted by: Skip at March 12, 2021 07:37 PM (Cxk7w)
What? Really? Have you taken a gander at his replacement?
Posted by: Splunge at March 12, 2021 07:38 PM (RzGcW)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 12, 2021 07:38 PM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 12, 2021 07:38 PM (SoBCL)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 12, 2021 07:39 PM (QE98t)
A mime is a terrible thing to taste. That white makeup tastes terrible. Or so I'm told.
!
Posted by: Marcel Marceau at March 12, 2021 07:39 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Root vegetables everywhere at March 12, 2021 07:37 PM (PiwSw)
How do you think the chipmunks felt?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 12, 2021 07:39 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 12, 2021 07:23 PM (63Dwl)
But how else are the feminist allies supposed to signal their virtue by refusing to use periods? Since periods have clearly been appropriated from women by the patriarchy.
Posted by: Sjg at March 12, 2021 07:40 PM (gDSJf)
Posted by: garrett at March 12, 2021 07:40 PM (e4n0B)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 12, 2021 07:40 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 12, 2021 07:40 PM (X7kN9)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 12, 2021 07:40 PM (SoBCL)
Their home is a sprawling mega spread in Montecito near Santa Barbara.
Posted by: Russkilitlover at March 12, 2021 07:37 PM (99Nt9)
The neighbors are shaking their heads. "There goes the neighborhood."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 12, 2021 07:40 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 12, 2021 07:40 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at March 12, 2021 07:40 PM (I58tH)
If she had 'snizz' in that rant, I'd be convinced it was Ace hisself. Period.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 12, 2021 07:40 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: Only Context at March 12, 2021 07:40 PM (xEIoY)
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 12, 2021 07:40 PM (nxdel)
A mime is a terrible thing to taste. That white makeup tastes terrible. Or so I'm told.
!
Posted by: Marcel Marceau at March 12, 2021 07:39 PM (HaL55)
The first duty of any chef is proper preparation of the ingredients.
Posted by: Dr. Lecter at March 12, 2021 07:40 PM (RzGcW)
Posted by: runner at March 12, 2021 07:40 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Axeman at March 12, 2021 07:40 PM (FYe3W)
thanks for the spoiler there, Robinette.
I already know Lititz is going to puss out AGAIN due to "teh VIRUS"
they had their annual celebration of Independence Day the longest continuous celebration in the USA - wars didn't stop it, nothing stopped it. until the WuFlu
two years they'll skip it b/c of the flu
awesome. the Town Leaders are high fiving - so glad the Leftist Prez gave them an out
damn I remember when Lancaster County wasn't all liberal. hell I remember when Chester County wasn't either!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 12, 2021 07:40 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Splunge at March 12, 2021 07:21 PM (RzGcW)
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Because as much as they want to, men can't have them?
/Period Envy.
Posted by: ShainS at March 12, 2021 07:41 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Russkilitlover at March 12, 2021 07:41 PM (99Nt9)
That's real white of you, Joe.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 12, 2021 07:41 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: runner at March 12, 2021 07:40 PM (zr5Kq)
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Mimes are not my type
Posted by: Axeman at March 12, 2021 07:41 PM (FYe3W)
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at March 12, 2021 07:41 PM (VbI7r)
At the time, I remember thinking that "Toxic Shock" would be a cool name for a punk band.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 12, 2021 07:42 PM (QE98t)
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Of course. They're using the tittie-grab to get him out of there.
Posted by: RKae at March 12, 2021 07:42 PM (u9tBb)
Posted by: garrett at March 12, 2021 07:42 PM (9uqcn)
Posted by: Tonypete
Playah !
Posted by: JT at March 12, 2021 07:42 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: four seasons at March 12, 2021 07:43 PM (PisyI)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 12, 2021 07:43 PM (SoBCL)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin
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Which gives you just enough time to listen to "The Friends of Mr. Cairo." It's 12 minutes. Get started!
Posted by: RKae at March 12, 2021 07:43 PM (u9tBb)
Posted by: Dr. Lecter, slicing supper at March 12, 2021 07:43 PM (HaL55)
Never, ever, ever lose control of the education system. Ever.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 12, 2021 07:43 PM (QE98t)
Posted by: James at March 12, 2021 07:43 PM (JLQTf)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 12, 2021 07:25 PM (vuisn)
Concur.
Posted by: Aunt Flo at March 12, 2021 07:26 PM (R/m4+)
Agreed
Posted by: John Fogarty, Rollin Down The River
Me, too.
Weeeeee, too!
Posted by: rachel levine at March 12, 2021 07:43 PM (vGJY7)
Posted by: Axeman at March 12, 2021 07:41 PM (FYe3W)
Mime your own business !
Posted by: runner at March 12, 2021 07:43 PM (zr5Kq)
Banks is an odd lady. Like, the kind of person who sacrifices chickens to some voodoo devil in her closet and then greets people with a smile for a lunch date.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 12, 2021 07:43 PM (3lW9V)
Posted by: Splunge at March 12, 2021 07:21 PM (RzGcW)
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Because as much as they want to, men can't have them?
/Period Envy.
Posted by: ShainS at March 12, 2021 07:41 PM (WqPYg)
If I bled out of my manhood for 5 days straight, I don't think I'd even bother with the doctor. I'd cut to the chase and order a nice coffin.
Posted by: Splunge at March 12, 2021 07:43 PM (RzGcW)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 12, 2021 07:44 PM (lgiXo)
It wasn't very long ago that the city, looking out for tax payers would throw all that shit into a garbage truck, hose down the street and open the place up for business. How many decades will pass that it remains untouchable and uninhabitable? ...
Posted by: clutch cargo - tuna free dolphin for political porpoises at March 12, 2021 07:30 PM (46GDR)
Nothing quite cleanses like fire.
Posted by: Mathias at March 12, 2021 07:44 PM (8C7+r)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 12, 2021 07:44 PM (sWM8x)
What about borderline cases like the late Emmett Kelly, whose hobo clown character was also a mime?
Would he fall under the hunting regs for mimes, or the ones for hobos?
Inquiring minds want to know.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 12, 2021 07:45 PM (QE98t)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 12, 2021 07:38 PM (SoBCL)
He's doing pretty well. The meds have prevented anymore full blown seizures, although he still has occasional teeth chatter and twitches. The hydrolyzed protein food seems to be doing the trick of sneaking protein past his immune system - he's actually put on some weight. It's day to day, the meds both have mild sedatives and we have to dose him 3 times/day, so he's still kind of clumsy and his rear end is showing a weakness he never had before.
Thanks for asking. We're taking him to all his fave places and enjoying whatever time the meds buy us.
Posted by: Russkilitlover at March 12, 2021 07:45 PM (99Nt9)
Poor Harry, having to deal with all that un-trimmed, wild growth bush. And the greenskeeper has apparently been neglectful, too.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 12, 2021 07:45 PM (QzJWU)
@joshgerstein 33m
BREAKING: Judge orders pretrial release of Thomas Caldwell, lead defendant in #Oathkeepers conspiracy case re #CapitolRiot. Caldwell never entered capitol and judge says evidence of preplanning by him to do so is absent. Story TK
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 12, 2021 07:45 PM (QjGTg)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 12, 2021 07:28 PM (SoBCL)
Since they got cut off they've clearly had no choice but to let their 70k a year groundskeeper go and pay some illegals $20 to keep the grass mowed instead.
Posted by: Sjg at March 12, 2021 07:45 PM (gDSJf)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 12, 2021 07:44 PM (lgiXo)
The inmates of a lot of womens' prisons would disagree.
Posted by: Splunge at March 12, 2021 07:45 PM (RzGcW)
, 2 the wedding Rosa Mr .
Posted by: AZ deplorable isolated nor/mal Very SuperStraight at March 12, 2021 07:45 PM (gtatv)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 12, 2021 07:45 PM (lt3lE)
Voted out of committee, but not yet voted on by the full Senate, I believe.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
They wanna stop laughing first.
Posted by: JT at March 12, 2021 07:45 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: James at March 12, 2021 07:45 PM (JLQTf)
With child support, the end of periods signals the beginning of a sentence. 18 years of financial servitude, minimum.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 12, 2021 07:46 PM (QE98t)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 12, 2021 07:46 PM (X7kN9)
He just doesn't have the gumption or the faculties to fight it
Posted by: Axeman at March 12, 2021 07:46 PM (FYe3W)
1991? I've got socks on today that are older than her. Fuck, there's probably some Chinese food in the refrigerator I bought before she was born.
Posted by: clutch cargo - tuna free dolphin for political porpoises at March 12, 2021 07:47 PM (46GDR)
'Oh. It started today? Great.'
'Also. We need to have a talk.'
Posted by: garrett at March 12, 2021 07:47 PM (9uqcn)
Pure, unadulterated art.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 12, 2021 07:47 PM (i4CI5)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 12, 2021 07:47 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: James at March 12, 2021 07:45 PM (JLQTf)
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I feel like you're questioning my right to be here with all those question marks
Posted by: Net Snowflake at March 12, 2021 07:48 PM (FYe3W)
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at March 12, 2021 07:48 PM (uhPTO)
Posted by: Infidel at March 12, 2021 07:48 PM (E0OEG)
Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at March 12, 2021 07:48 PM (lMeLs)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
No shit. Whatever side she's on, it ain't my side. My big tent doesn't include bloody sacrifice.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at March 12, 2021 07:48 PM (OssQ4)
so much delicious gossipy cattiness
Posted by: vmom super straight stabby stabber stabalot at March 12, 2021 07:48 PM (nUhF0)
Regarding the Royal interview, here's a fun game! Add your own...
Which two have the most white privilege?
Which one has taken it in the ass most?
Which has intimate knowledge of a lesbian boarding school?
Which two have herpes?
Which one is disappointed the most people?
Posted by: Surprise Anal Cow Orker at March 12, 2021 07:48 PM (Cux2V)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 12, 2021 07:49 PM (EMDmi)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 12, 2021 07:45 PM (QzJWU)
That's the thing, though. John Lennon pretty much told us, in "Don't Let Me Down," that Yoko was such a wild thing in the sack that he was willing to throw over everything and follow. Not dignified, but maybe sort of understandable.
Harry has done no such thing. He's thrown over his military mates, and his duties, and his family, for an undignified role as a thrall to Borderline Personality Disorder.
Posted by: Splunge at March 12, 2021 07:49 PM (RzGcW)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 12, 2021 07:49 PM (SoBCL)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 12, 2021 07:49 PM (iDvKn)
Posted by: runner at March 12, 2021 07:50 PM (zr5Kq)
Yep. She will just barely be eligible for President in 2024, I believe, but probably won't want to take on Commie Lay. She'll need a higher-profile gig of some sort.
The other alternative is for her to take out Scummer. Other Brother Fredo looks like the easier target at the moment.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 12, 2021 07:50 PM (QE98t)
Posted by: garrett at March 12, 2021 07:50 PM (9uqcn)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 12, 2021 07:50 PM (lt3lE)
@joshgerstein 33m
BREAKING: Judge orders pretrial release of Thomas Caldwell, lead defendant in #Oathkeepers conspiracy case re #CapitolRiot. Caldwell never entered capitol and judge says evidence of preplanning by him to do so is absent. Story TK
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 12, 2021 07:45 PM (QjGTg)
Revolver is promising to release an expose on the Oathkeepers and Jan 6th soon. It sounds like maybe FBI infiltration but I guess we'll see.
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at March 12, 2021 07:50 PM (uhPTO)
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at March 12, 2021 07:48 PM (uhPTO)
Get down everyone! He's got assault capitals and an extended period mag!
Posted by: Sjg at March 12, 2021 07:50 PM (gDSJf)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 12, 2021 07:49
Sometimes I feel emotionally fragile these days. But I feel I need to be strong and make it through.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 12, 2021 07:51 PM (lgiXo)
Experienced men pick up on all the seething anger when she says this.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 12, 2021 07:51 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
I think she's the one who dug up her dead cat and boiled it for some kinda ritual
Posted by: vmom super straight stabby stabber stabalot at March 12, 2021 07:51 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 12, 2021 07:52 PM (EMDmi)
> Posted by: Grudge Harbor
No, but it sorta makes you sound like William Shatner.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 12, 2021 07:52 PM (QE98t)
Catching actual criminals is a side job they do to maintain some credibility with Main Street. Keeps them tuned up for when they want to take down their political enemies. Lots of toys to play with.
Posted by: torabora at March 12, 2021 07:52 PM (s0Ua7)
it's pretty good. definitely spicy.
Posted by: ace at March 12, 2021 07:52 PM (5+1A/)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 12, 2021 07:52 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at March 12, 2021 07:52 PM (5HBd1)
With Bread and Everything??
Posted by: garrett at March 12, 2021 07:53 PM (9uqcn)
*sob
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 12, 2021 07:53 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Grudge Harbor
Get down everyone! He's got assault capitals and an extended period mag!
Posted by: Sjg
We need common sense period control!!
Posted by: Tonypete at March 12, 2021 07:53 PM (Rvt88)
Didn't they do that with the former Edward VIII after he and HIS American skank got caught being besties with Hitler? Appointed him to some remote Caribbean island for the duration of the war.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 12, 2021 07:53 PM (QE98t)
Did you get a bend-the-knee shake?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 12, 2021 07:53 PM (yQpMk)
- but kept their ttaps shut
Posted by: Jean at March 12, 2021 07:54 PM (Xih1H)
it's pretty good. definitely spicy.
Posted by: ace at March 12, 2021 07:52 PM (5+1A/)
I had that Popeye's one that people were lining up for, and maybe killing, I don't know.
It was fine. It was good. It was OK. CBD could better it if he thought about it for 5 minutes.
Posted by: Splunge at March 12, 2021 07:54 PM (RzGcW)
Posted by: ace at March 12, 2021 07:52 PM (5+1A/)
you know by eating Popeye's you have enaged in cultural appropriation
Posted by: vmom super straight stabby stabber stabalot at March 12, 2021 07:54 PM (nUhF0)
It's looking more and more like the Texas Biker Shootout that was memory holed faster than Tara Reede.
As has been said, literally everything has been an Op for the last 5 years.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 12, 2021 07:54 PM (q9oQG)
But Sundowner deserves a kick to the curb and I want the dozen people who really voted for that fk up they got played.
Posted by: Skip at March 12, 2021 07:54 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at March 12, 2021 07:55 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: Joe Biden's Dying brain at March 12, 2021 07:55 PM (zruA2)
He'd Sous Vide it and then refuse to let you put a condiment on there.
Posted by: garrett at March 12, 2021 07:55 PM (9uqcn)
Periods just end sentences. And the other person can go on. But they liked to aggressively end conversations.
Posted by: Axeman at March 12, 2021 07:55 PM (FYe3W)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at March 12, 2021 07:55 PM (HaL55)
Banks is an odd lady. Like, the kind of person who sacrifices chickens to some voodoo devil in her closet and then greets people with a smile for a lunch date.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
I think she's the one who dug up her dead cat and boiled it for some kinda ritual
Posted by: vmom super straight stabby stabber stabalot
Is she a practitioner of Santeria?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 12, 2021 07:55 PM (63Dwl)
Crickets
Place looked like Beruit
Posted by: torabora at March 12, 2021 07:55 PM (s0Ua7)
I don't care for limey royals and their porphyria and their faggy troops with their red coats and those wooly caterpillar hats.
But these two prodigal nepots are the prime example of why that is.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 12, 2021 07:55 PM (3lW9V)
Posted by: Only Context at March 12, 2021 07:55 PM (xEIoY)
Posted by: Anna Puma
Canada
Posted by: Jean at March 12, 2021 07:55 PM (Xih1H)
so much delicious gossipy cattiness
Posted by: vmom super straight stabby stabber stabalot at March 12, 2021 07:48 PM (nUhF0)
I'm still holding out on the possibility she's the sane one, and it's those pedo loving freakazoid royals who are effed up.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 12, 2021 07:55 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 12, 2021 07:56 PM (zruA2)
Posted by: The Charlie Daniels of the Torque Wrench at March 12, 2021 07:56 PM (r1y4Q)
*pauses*
Why didn't a U-boat ever visit? Or did it?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 12, 2021 07:56 PM (EMDmi)
Posted by: ace
Noice. I have some wings almost thawed that I'm gonna cook and make hot wings. The bleu cheese dressing is already made. Should go down well with a few beers on a Friday night.
Posted by: Infidel at March 12, 2021 07:56 PM (E0OEG)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 12, 2021 07:56 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Prince Harry at March 12, 2021 07:56 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Skip at March 12, 2021 07:54 PM (Cxk7w)
It does, though. If you're going to have a Leftist in charge, what you want is an incompetent, lazy Leftist.
Posted by: Splunge at March 12, 2021 07:56 PM (RzGcW)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at March 12, 2021 07:56 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Anna Puma
Canada
Posted by: Jean at March 12, 2021 07:55 PM (Xih1H)
Whew, that was close.
Posted by: Australia at March 12, 2021 07:56 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 12, 2021 07:56 PM (zruA2)
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It's the Uyghur that makes it taste so good.
Posted by: Axeman at March 12, 2021 07:57 PM (FYe3W)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 12, 2021 07:57 PM (SoBCL)
To answer my own question: they made him Governor of the Bahamas.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 12, 2021 07:57 PM (QE98t)
Posted by: four seasons at March 12, 2021 07:57 PM (PisyI)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 12, 2021 07:58 PM (lgiXo)
"Comes scented as rose petals, or . . . Icelandic Cod . . . "
Classic.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 12, 2021 07:58 PM (i4CI5)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 12, 2021 07:58 PM (iDvKn)
Posted by: BurtTC
nah, she's a bog-standard narcissist -
Harry is messed up too
Posted by: vmom super straight stabby stabber stabalot at March 12, 2021 07:59 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: t-bird at March 12, 2021 07:59 PM (dYmWY)
And funerals.
Posted by: torabora at March 12, 2021 07:59 PM (s0Ua7)
Posted by: Prince Harry
The Earl of Douchebag should be open.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 12, 2021 07:59 PM (Rvt88)
British Empire that the Queen could appoint Harry and Meghan to be in
charge of?
Posted by: Anna Puma
Canada
Posted by: Jean at March 12, 2021 07:55 PM (Xih1H)
That haven't messed up that bad, have they?
Surely there's a British Virgin Island out there somewhere, with a few huts and maybe a tiki bar. In other words, something more civilized.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 12, 2021 07:59 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 12, 2021 07:58 PM (lgiXo)
Never really understood why we were subjected to that in the first place. No, I don't want to know the real answer. My theory is that when they think they are in charge, they just want to make us suffer.
Posted by: Splunge at March 12, 2021 07:59 PM (RzGcW)
Posted by: Anna Puma
St. Helena.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 12, 2021 07:59 PM (6/917)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 12, 2021 07:59 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Meghan Markle at March 12, 2021 07:59 PM (Geoni)
Posted by: Skip at March 12, 2021 08:00 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 12, 2021 08:00 PM (EMDmi)
"Comes scented as rose petals, or . . . Icelandic Cod . . . "
Classic.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 12, 2021 07:58 PM (i4CI5)
Sun-dried chum bucket.
Posted by: Hillary! at March 12, 2021 08:00 PM (lt3lE)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 12, 2021 08:00 PM (pK7cg)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 12, 2021 08:00 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 12, 2021 08:01 PM (EMDmi)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 12, 2021 08:01 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 12, 2021 08:01 PM (3lW9V)
I'm imagining a lot of umbrella drinks featuring copious amounts of rum, served in coconut shells or pineapples by scantily-clad dusky maidens.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 12, 2021 08:01 PM (QE98t)
Posted by: Meghan Markle
Black Betty says "Hold my wham ba lam".
Posted by: Tonypete at March 12, 2021 08:01 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 12, 2021 08:01 PM (63Dwl)
The Cuomo Situation is Example (too-many-to-count) of the USA no longer being a nation or society of laws. Victimhood - actual or perceived (micro-agression!) - trumps the Constitution and every law in the land. We aren't voting our way out of this, either.
Posted by: Gref at March 12, 2021 08:01 PM (AMIL/)
I'm still holding out on the possibility she's the sane one, and it's those pedo loving freakazoid royals who are effed up.
Posted by: BurtTC
nah, she's a bog-standard narcissist -
Harry is messed up too
Posted by: vmom super straight stabby stabber stabalot at March 12, 2021 07:59 PM (nUhF0)
I don't follow any of this, unless it gets posted here, so maybe she's all that. Or maybe the press and everyone else really are presenting her as the "bad guy," because she objects to those amoral shithole people in that family, and they have enough power to control the narrative so thoroughly that everyone buys the story that she's the problem.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 12, 2021 08:01 PM (hku12)
"Comes scented as rose petals, or . . . Icelandic Cod . . . "
Classic.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 12, 2021 07:58 PM (i4CI5)
I did not see that, and I wish I had. Does it beat the ultimate classic in that genre, the Cheech and Chong/South Park "Cherokee Hair Tampon" ad? I came across that gem just innocently watching South Park, and thinking that because there were real people on the screen, I must be watching a real ad. No. Brilliant stuff.
"Remember that scene in The Shining when the elevator doors opened and..."
Posted by: Splunge at March 12, 2021 08:01 PM (RzGcW)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 12, 2021 08:02 PM (SoBCL)
They have their own parliament now, I think, but QEII is still the monarch (like the way she's also Queen of Canada).
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 12, 2021 08:02 PM (QE98t)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 12, 2021 08:02 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Anna Puma
I'd be fine sending Harry and the Ho to South Georgia. A little chilly there, but the surfing's good.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 12, 2021 08:03 PM (i4CI5)
Except the Brits are out of the strategic bomber business, the last Vulcans are museum pieces.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 12, 2021 08:03 PM (EMDmi)
Yes, foreign policy at its finest
Posted by: Jean at March 12, 2021 08:03 PM (Xih1H)
Posted by: Anna Puma
St. Helena.
Posted by: Puddleglum
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Too prominent. Nevis
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 12, 2021 08:04 PM (pK7cg)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at March 12, 2021 08:04 PM (OssQ4)
The Falkland Islands.
Posted by: t-bird at March 12, 2021 08:04 PM (1fg6a)
Posted by: Megyn Markle at March 12, 2021 08:04 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 12, 2021 08:05 PM (EMDmi)
Posted by: BurtTC at March 12, 2021 08:01 PM (hku12)
nah, our press lurves her
gotta skim the Lipstick Alley Thread to get the inside scoop
although Andrew is certainly a shit, snd Charles is a dumbkoff
Posted by: vmom super straight stabby stabber stabalot at March 12, 2021 08:05 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: Splunge at March 12, 2021 08:01 PM (RzGcW)
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That whole episode was funny. I grew up around holistic medicine people. So it's funny to me, anyway.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 12, 2021 08:05 PM (3lW9V)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 12, 2021 08:05 PM (QE98t)
Posted by: Skip at March 12, 2021 08:00 PM (Cxk7w)
The hot version of their spicy chicken sandwich is plenty spicy.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 12, 2021 08:05 PM (yQpMk)
show a little while ago. I think he said Lindsay Lohan sold some photo
of herself for $17K and used it as a tax writeoff, or somesuch.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 12, 2021 08:01 PM (3lW9V)
I'd never heard of this nonsense either, until he basically spent a whole show riffing on the idiocy of such things.
The old saying about fools and their money and all that.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 12, 2021 08:05 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Jean at March 12, 2021 08:06 PM (Xih1H)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 12, 2021 08:06 PM (EMDmi)
Posted by: four seasons at March 12, 2021 08:06 PM (PisyI)
You get four JenPsaki's for click of one.
https://is.gd/wpFIka
_ Doocy 4, _Jen Psaki 0
Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 12, 2021 08:06 PM (jyW7T)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 12, 2021 08:07 PM (SoBCL)
Posted by: Jean at March 12, 2021 08:07 PM (Xih1H)
Posted by: Jamaica nyc at March 12, 2021 08:07 PM (b+v9B)
Posted by: Axeman at March 12, 2021 07:38 PM (FYe3W)
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I'm old enough to remember URL jokes referring to "forward-slash, forward-slash" in reference to O.J., Ron, and Nicole.
Isn't it time to ban forward- and back-slashes?
Posted by: ShainS at March 12, 2021 08:07 PM (WqPYg)
His title could be The Head, then when someone wanted to talk to him, they could say "Bring me the Head of Diego Garcia."
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 12, 2021 08:07 PM (QE98t)
Posted by: Common Tater at March 12, 2021 08:08 PM (l5hQl)
Posted by: nishdoogedacht at March 12, 2021 08:08 PM (WusEB)
Posted by: JT at March 12, 2021 08:08 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: gdgm+ at March 12, 2021 08:08 PM (HyPy9)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 12, 2021 07:45 PM (lt3lE)
FIFY
Posted by: clutch cargo - tuna free dolphin for political porpoises at March 12, 2021 08:09 PM (46GDR)
Hockey Night in Canada fired Don Cherry. That alone should warrant 10 years of Harry and his Cocoa Yoko mucking around in Canadian politics and culture.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 12, 2021 08:09 PM (5XK0y)
Posted by: four seasons at March 12, 2021 07:57 PM (PisyI)
When did Chik-fil-a last run ads that tried to get you into a franchise because their food is terrific and better than the food at all other fast-food outfits? When is the last time any nation-wide company ran ads featuring how their products are just what you need and are better than the competition's. Pizza and a few other restaurant/fast-food chains do do this during football season.
Posted by: Gref at March 12, 2021 08:09 PM (AMIL/)
The Buffalo strips in the orange bags are even better (and turn out great in an air fryer) but probably too spicy for kids.
Posted by: Lysenko - click here for your covid vaccine documentation and directions at March 12, 2021 08:09 PM (TIEIK)
Posted by: Sharkman at March 12, 2021 08:09 PM (i4CI5)
Posted by: vmom super straight stabby stabber stabalot at March 12, 2021 08:09 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 12, 2021 08:09 PM (QE98t)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 12, 2021 08:09 PM (EMDmi)
Posted by: Axeman at March 12, 2021 07:38 PM (FYe3W)
That's pretty impersonal, isn't it?
Mrs Splunge actually put lotion into a basket this morning. I'd love to say that I was too virtuous to make the obvious joke, but the fact is that I had not had enough coffee to think of it.
Posted by: Splunge at March 12, 2021 08:10 PM (RzGcW)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 12, 2021 08:10 PM (QE98t)
Sichuan pepper, nori flakes, orange peel and sesame seed. Doesn't say what the other three are. I'm looking at amazon.
Posted by: four seasons at March 12, 2021 08:10 PM (PisyI)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 12, 2021 08:10 PM (sleTW)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 12, 2021 08:10 PM (VVEnO)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 12, 2021 08:10 PM (iDvKn)
I think sheep were recently granted full civil rights in the Falklands.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 12, 2021 08:09 PM (QE98t)
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Uh-huh. Those cucks.
Posted by: An Otter at March 12, 2021 08:11 PM (3lW9V)
Posted by: Skip at March 12, 2021 08:11 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
Heh. Perfect.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 12, 2021 08:11 PM (i4CI5)
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When all of this bullshit started up I kind of remember Dunkin Donuts having an ad that said "We sell Donuts and coffee and we would like for you to buy our Donuts and coffee."
Posted by: Lysenko - click here for your covid vaccine documentation and directions at March 12, 2021 08:11 PM (TIEIK)
Posted by: four seasons at March 12, 2021 08:06 PM (PisyI)
I don't know. Is that the stuff that goes into soups, and has sesame seeds in there? A table condiment? If so, yes, a little.
Posted by: Splunge at March 12, 2021 08:11 PM (RzGcW)
maybe moar if the national ammo situation improves, but one for damnsure, just because.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 12, 2021 08:11 PM (AKJpt)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 12, 2021 08:12 PM (lt3lE)
Posted by: Anna Puma
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Stalwart folk. I understand that there are nice pubs there. Who couldn't enjoy living close to this place:
https://tinyurl.com/yf7r4m72
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 12, 2021 08:12 PM (WZ5i4)
An original Norman Rockwell or Remington is a tangiable assett. A jpg file is a series of 0's and 1's. period
Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 12, 2021 08:12 PM (jyW7T)
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That and a large box of prepackaged fireworks probably costs about the same.
Posted by: Lysenko - click here for your covid vaccine documentation and directions at March 12, 2021 08:12 PM (TIEIK)
I watched the shutdown/vaccine special last night...what the fuck blueANON stuff was that.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 12, 2021 08:13 PM (sleTW)
Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 12, 2021 08:13 PM (jyW7T)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 12, 2021 08:14 PM (sleTW)
https://is.gd/Mm4By5
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 12, 2021 08:10 PM (VVEnO)
More like Vincent "The Chin" Gigante.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 12, 2021 08:14 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 12, 2021 08:15 PM (AKJpt)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 12, 2021 08:15 PM (VVEnO)
https://is.gd/Mm4By5
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
Is that a bottle of beer in his hand?
Posted by: Infidel at March 12, 2021 08:16 PM (E0OEG)
Posted by: Robert Kendall at March 12, 2021 08:16 PM (+UGno)
Posted by: gdgm+ at March 12, 2021 08:08 PM (HyPy9)
Droolin' Joe is going to have a lid on the week and probably part of next. That jump juice they give him to perform for 20 minutes takes a lot out of him. I'm really wondering though, between the narcotics and sedatives, how much longer he can hold out.
There's no way he can do a SOTU. Unless of course, it's 20 minutes long and from his basement. I'm sure the press will cover for him if anybody starts making stupid comments like "first president in history to vanish for 3 straight weeks".
Let's get to some serious news that impacts the country. Like, what's the cat's name? Does he like tuna? Does Joe like to play with the cat?
Posted by: clutch cargo - tuna free dolphin for political porpoises at March 12, 2021 08:16 PM (46GDR)
Posted by: gdgm+ at March 12, 2021 08:18 PM (HyPy9)
https://tinyurl.com/snb68yu6
"...and when it is time for your period, hold on to your f*cking hat!:
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at March 12, 2021 08:19 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Miklos, credit where credit is due at March 12, 2021 08:19 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at March 12, 2021 07:55 PM (5HBd1)
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To bless the reigns down in Africa?
Posted by: ShainS at March 12, 2021 08:20 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: klaftern at March 12, 2021 08:21 PM (RuIsu)
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There's no such thing as enough.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 12, 2021 08:22 PM (VVEnO)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 12, 2021 08:02 PM
Ben Had, do you know if Lefty's is available in Texas grocery stores or does it have to be ordered?
Posted by: one of the quiet ones at March 12, 2021 08:23 PM (HeKhk)
Posted by: Only Context at March 12, 2021 07:55 PM (xEIoY)
Their marketing department sold out to woke. Never forget. I haven't had Hate/Not Hate Chicken since then. We had a whole thread on it.
Posted by: BifBewalski - go woke, go broke. at March 12, 2021 08:25 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: James at March 12, 2021 07:43 PM (JLQTf)
You got scammed. Harry's balls would rattle around in a thimble.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 12, 2021 08:27 PM (YqDXo)
They probably patiently coached for the first sentence until he got it right, recorded it, then moved to the next sentence, and so on.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 12, 2021 08:28 PM (YqDXo)
First President in history to go into witness protection."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 12, 2021 08:29 PM (YqDXo)
Cuomo Invites All Accusers To Come Forward And Gather In New York Nursing Home
From the Bee.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 12, 2021 08:29 PM (VVEnO)
But first, we need to settle up on the costs that blacks have generated.
Lessee, uh ... shitty inner cities ... check ... screwing up schools ... check ... crime ... check ... drugs ... check ... incarceration costs ... check ... welfare costs ... check ... gun violence ... check ...
I reckon we owe them about $5. And that's being generous.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 12, 2021 08:32 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: gdgm+ at March 12, 2021 08:37 PM (HyPy9)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 12, 2021 07:23 PM (mzC7
And we could get that over with if you'd just bend over.
Posted by: The Wurst of It at March 12, 2021 08:40 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: Jen the original at March 12, 2021 08:46 PM (qJ/Pj)
Posted by: Big JiLm at March 12, 2021 08:46 PM (pILGs)
Methinks the new plan is to gain sympathy for Cuomo by making the alternative the pissing off a whole host of despicable Democrats
Posted by: SMOD at March 12, 2021 08:47 PM (X5CsJ)
Posted by: Swamposphere at March 12, 2021 09:08 PM (l4vYO)
Posted by: Comanche Voter at March 12, 2021 09:08 PM (NVDjf)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 12, 2021 07:23 PM (O+I8R)
Like everything on the left, this is a top down directive, not a popular revolt. The kids have nothing to do with it, except repeat what they are told.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 12, 2021 09:30 PM (eoQWY)
Methinks the new plan is to gain sympathy for Cuomo by making the alternative the pissing off a whole host of despicable Democrats
Posted by: SMOD at March 12, 2021 08:47 PM (X5CsJ)
You don't get sympathy from anyone once the left makes you a target of their two minute hates. The simplest solution is that Cuomo is being purged, for whatever reason, possibly having nothing to do with either groping women or killing the weak, both of which the Democrats see little issue with.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 12, 2021 09:32 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Oddbob at March 12, 2021 09:42 PM (qc+VF)
Posted by: Bill Befort at March 13, 2021 09:22 AM (WHscG)
But
When the Dem accusations go against Cuomo look h ow the Dems call for his resignation
Posted by: Proud Moderate at March 13, 2021 09:29 AM (TRQaN)
Posted by: CTim Bo at March 14, 2021 04:09 PM (GXrTQ)
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