The Morning Report - 3/12/21 [J.J. Sefton]

Good morning, kids. Friday and the weekend is here. The big story is Dear Leader the Brain Bleeder, actually made his first public address as the so-called quote-unquote "president." Normally, this would not be a big deal considering these things happen within a few days of being inaugurated, or in his case, installed. But in this case, I think he smashed some sort of record for the most days without making a public appearance, speech or press conference. Can you blame his handlers? The man literally has some form of dementia, and his mental capacity is draining day by day. We see it, the media sees it and much of the country sees it. Add to that the fact that just to keep him upright for a photo-op, they're pumping this aging pre-cadaverous husk with a chemical cocktail that could kill a pod of blue whales. "Hide the Decline" was not a winning strategy for global warming and now that they got away clean with stealing the election, it's not going to work over the long run, and certainly not four years. But be that as it may, they shoved crystal meth-laced pudding down his throat and depressing bilge in his teleprompter and voila! John Gill made his debut:

On Thursday night, a masked Biden tottered down a long, empty hall to a podium. He then gave the most bizarre presidential address in American history. After a grim recital of "facts" about the last year, Biden emphasized multiple times that Americans had better take the vaccine -- and be grateful to him for his amazing ability to get the vaccine to Americans. He also insisted that, vaccines or not, the government's in control and can lock all of us up all over again...
...Biden was more alert than he's been in many months. Even his eyes, which are usually tightly squinted as he struggles to stay alert and read his teleprompter, were wide open, almost scarily so. Given how frail and confused Biden's been lately, well, let's just say his verve was suspicious...
...The speech was both bizarre and boring. Despite the teleprompter, it wandered hither and yon, without ever touching clearly on a single point. It was a grim, depressing speech about a miserable year that probably won't get better even with a vaccine because we must all remain scared and isolated... Biden kept saying that he was going to tell the truth. He quoted a woman he allegedly met who told him her heart's desire: "'I just want the truth. The truth. Just tell me the truth...'" Do you know who says things like that? Someone who's lying...
...Here's the scariest thing Biden said, although he slipped it in so quickly many may not have noticed (emphasis mine): "Fourth, in the coming weeks, we will issue further guidance on what you can and cannot do once fully vaccinated to lessen the confusion, to keep people safe, and encourage more people to get vaccinated."
The vaccine, rather than freeing us, will bring us even more tightly under government control as the federal government mandates what we can and cannot do.

That attitude reflects the marching orders of this regime from coast to coast. He may or may not understand the words emanating from his pie-hole, but take a gander at the link about what Gavin Newsom has proclaimed. And he is not suffering from dementia, either. I find it strange that the Capitol is surrounded by barbed wire and now the National Guard is going to be bivouacked there seemingly indefinitely, when from all appearances it is us who are being surrounded by barbed wire, at least for the time being via edicts and policies. Frankly, it's odd that this junta is going to rely on a military to defend it and oppress us that is not exactly combat-ready. Tucker Carlson committed the mortal sin of pointing this out to his American audience, and the anti-Americans listening in blew a fuse:

I want to be very clear right up front, that the diversity of our military is one of our greatest strengths," Pentagon press secretary and former CNN commentator John Kirby said during a Thursday briefing. "I've seen it for myself in long months at sea and in the combat waged by our troops in Iraq and Afghanistan. I've seen it up on Capitol Hill just this past month. And I see it every day here right at the Pentagon."
Kirby was responding to comments made by Fox News host Tucker Carlson, who said during his March 9 show that Biden's Department of Defense is more focused on woke adventurism than winning wars...
...Carlson offered criticism of an announcement from Biden that the military was preparing new body armor and flight suits for pregnant women, as well as updating hairstyle requirements. "It is going to take an intensity of purpose and mission to really change the culture and habits that cause women to leave the military," Biden said.
"While China's military becomes more masculine as it assembles the world's largest Navy, our military needs to become more feminine, whatever feminine means anymore because men and women no longer exist," Carlson said.
"What we absolutely won't do is take personnel advice from a talk show host or the Chinese military. Maybe those folks feel like they have something to prove -- that's on them. We know we're the greatest military in the world today and even for all the things we need to improve, we know exactly why that's so," Kirby added.
A series of classified war games conducted by the Defense Department, most recently in 2020, found that the Chinese military consistently won in confrontations with the United States. "The trend in our war games was not just that we were losing, but we were losing faster," Air Force Lt. Gen. S. Clinton Hinote told Yahoo News.

Well, tuck my junk and call me Katelyn! You mean turning the United States armed forces into a social experiment where transexual freakazoids run the show and we're creating special uniforms for pregnant soldiers to go into combat is just what we need to defeat our foes? Who knew?! Then again, the Chi-Coms supposedly are harvesting the organs of concentration camp inmates to create some sort of mutant super-soldier. Bull Halsey once said something to the effect of wars being won by the side that made the fewest mistakes. If Chinese genetic engineering is as good as their drywall and cat food, maybe the 101st Bitter Klinger Airborne Division has a fighting chance.

Have a nice weekend.

ABOVE THE FOLD, BREAKING, NOTEWORTHY

"It's a story of hard streets, difficult decisions, heightened tempers, and hard drugs. It's a story about human beings, our duties, our failings, and our weaknesses."
The Story of George Floyd Isn't a Story of Good and Evil, But Does America Know That?
"At 245 years old, the U.S. is way past Alexander Tytler's cutoff date."
What if Alexander Tytler was Right?
Conrad Black: "Joe Biden, a man who 34% of Americans think is not sufficiently mentally alert for his office, is presiding amiably over a regime infested with anti-American forces."
A Kingdom of the Anti-American Elite
CIVIL WAR 2.0: LEFTIST PERSECUTIONS, CAPITOL HILL BLACK WEDNESDAY PROTEST AFTERMATH, DEMOCRAT PUTSCH AMERICAN DISSOLUTION
"Barricades have been set up by protesters and supporters of the movement. They don't allow anyone in, not even the police."
WATCH: Minneapolis George Floyd Memorial Becomes "Autonomous Zone," Reporter Threatened
"Reinstating the charge follows the Minnesota court of appeals decision in the Noor case to change Minnesota law to allow 3rd degree murder to apply even where the danger was to only an individual."
Chauvin Pre-trial Day 4 Midday: 3rd Degree Murder Reinstated, Sixth Juror Seated
"Though the reasoning and accusations are baseless with no real proof or explanation given to the public..."
Defense Secretary Overrules National Guard Chief, Will Keep Troops Stationed at Capitol Through May
"Using your personal office resources to investigate other Members of Congress cannot be considered to be related to your representational duties to your district."
Republicans Claim Rep. Zoe Lofgren Broke House Rules With 1,939-Page Report On Capitol Riot
"Politically, the bill is a winner. We've all sympathized with a driver who had kids in the car and protesters screaming and banging on the car windows. How could the driver know whether these were just ordinary people exercising their free speech rights or rioters out for blood?"
Oklahoma House Passes Bill to Grant Immunity to Drivers Who Hit Protesters
"The legal team for Joey Gibson, the leader of Patriot Prayer who was accused of riot crimes in Portland in 2019, released a statement on Thursday announcing that the district attorney has appointed a special prosecutor to investigate his actions in the prosecution of the case. Several questions have arisen to call the whole process into doubt."
Special Prosecutor Investigating Portland DA for Biased Prosecution of Joey Gibson -- Will It Be Legit?
BIDEN CRIME FAMILY REVELATIONS
"Burisma's partnership with the Atlantic Council came as it was trying to repair its image in the West following investigations into the firm's owner, the Ukrainian oligarch Mykola Zlochevsky... As part of the charm offensive, Burisma tapped Hunter Biden to serve on its board of directors."
Atlantic Council Ignored Anti-Corruption Activist's Warnings About Burisma, the Ukrainian Firm Linked to Hunter Biden
ANGEL OF DEATH ANDREW CUOMO MASS MURDER & SEX ABUSE SCANDALS
"As of right now, there is no official investigation, but that could change."
Albany Police Receive Groping Accusation Against Gov. Creepy Angel of Death Cuomo
"It is disgusting to me, and he can no longer serve as governor."
DeBolshevik Calls for Angel of Death Cuomo to Resign Following Sixth Allegation
Hence the flooding the zone with sex abuse allegations in order to keep this covered up.
Not Just Cuomo: These Other Democrat Angel-of-Death Governors Also Jammed Chinese COVID-Stricken Patients Into Nursing Homes
"Without question, New York's killer governor [Angel of Death] Cuomo should go. But let's send him packing the right way."
Keep On Keepin' On, Governor!
OTHER DEMOCRAT-LEFTIST & RINO SCANDALS, CRIMES, CHUTZ-POCRISY, MESHUGAS
"[Abbott] has openly collaborated with the genocidal Chinese Communist Party -- even sending letters to 'celebrate' the party's 70th anniversary."
Gov. Abbott Falsely Blasts "Anti-Semitic" Gab But Openly Collaborates With Chinese Communist Party
Daniel Greenfield: "Believe all women... except those who accuse powerful Democrats."
Exec of #MeToo Group That Covered for Biden's Sex Abuse Heads His Gender Policy Council
"Vicente Gonzalez also kept up to $250,000 in a Bank of China account between 2017 and 2020." (he looks like the bastard child of Donald Manes and Tater Stetler in that shot - jjs)
Dem Congressman Who Pushed China Divestment Kept His Own Chinese Investments
"The most pivotal vote in the upper chamber, West Virginia Sen. Joe Manchin who opposed Neera Tanden's nomination, remains undecided on Colin Kahl."
Could Colin Kahl's Polarizing Tweets Kill His Nomination for Undersecretary of Defense?
THE 2020 ELECTION HEIST AND AFTERMATH
"In three cases, the defendants tried to cast a ballot for someone other than themselves, according to a statement from the state's attorney's office. In two others, the defendants claimed they lived in DuPage County for 30 days prior to the election when in fact they lived elsewhere, prosecutors said."
Biden-Voting County Sees 5 Charged For Election Fraud
"The losing side needed to know that a fair shake was given, and that justice prevailed, even if it wasn't the outcome they wanted. That did not happen after Nov. 3."
Courts Repeatedly Refused To Consider Trump's Election Claims on the Merits
"Welcome to the party, pal."
Sen. Mike Lee Hops Aboard the "Too Little, Too Late" Election Fraud Bandwagon
ZHOU BAI-DIN/JOHN GILL NATIONAL ADDRESS
"A hopped-up Biden gave a speech that could only strike dismay into the hearts of rational listeners."
Biden's Scary, Boring and Bizarre Address to the Nation
"When in the course of human events..." con gusto with this drooling rutabaga and his handlers already.
Joe Biden Warns: "We May Have to Reinstate Restrictions" if Americans Don't "Stick with the Rules"
"After meandering and dead boring remarks about the toll of [Chinese] COVID-19, the existence of drive-in vaccine centers, and the progress Biden's [junta] has made in the past 50 days, the [so-called quote-unquote] 'president' got to the part of his speech that was clearly intended to be uplifting. Instead, it will likely hit Americans like a ton of bricks."
Joe Biden's Inspiring Vision of Defeating Chinese COVID-19 Is Depressingly Bleak
POLITICS
"As a result of Joe Biden's policies, in just six weeks, Americans have lost jobs, consumer confidence is down, and tensions in the Middle East are worsening."
Yes, President Trump, The Nation Sorely Misses You
"Visit undercuts Biden claim that loan program failed to help small businesses."
Small Business Owner Touts Trump-Backed PPP Loan During Biden Visit
"Predictably, pseudo-reporter Jennifer Medina provided several illogical bromides to explain the affinity of Hispanic men for the America First agenda."
Hispanic Men Are Rallying to America First
Democrat campaign strategist Dao-Min Yen will disagree with that, but Walker is a Trumpist and a decent guy. Watch him get high-tech lynched if he runs.
Trump Urges Herschel Walker to Run for Georgia Senate: "He Would Be Unstoppable," Just Like He Was as a Running Back
Dao-Min Yen will prove unbeatable, amiright?
Gubernatorial Races in 2022 Should Offer Very Few Surprises
"My friends are belatedly realizing that the turmoil was not created by Donald Trump. It was manufactured by the Democrats, simply to win an election."
My Democrat Friends are Getting Very Embarrassed
SHAMPEACHMENT 1.0, 2016 CLINTON/OBAMA COUP, CONGRESSIONAL PERSECUTION, SPYGATE, DEEP STATE, MUELLER DECEPTION
"I assure you that you do not visit a prosecutor's office 7 times if they are not planning to indict those about whom you have knowledge. It is only a matter of how many days until DA Vance indicts Donald & Co."
Watergate Shyster John Dean, Who Defended Richard Nixon, Expects Trump To Be Indicted Soon
CHINESE CORONAVIRUS FICTIONS, FACTS AND AMERICA IMPRISONED
"The State of the State address was dark, full of terrors, and rich in social justice blather."
CA Gov. Newsom: "We're Not Going Back to Normal" After Pandemic Since "Normal Accepts Inequity" (translation: here comes totalitarian dictatorship - jjs)
Julie Kelly: "The overwhelming majority of Americans last March acted in good faith to do what we were told was in the best interest of our country. That faith has been abused and squandered."
One Year Later, Vindication for Lockdown Skeptics
"Why some minority groups are leading the charge."
The Communitarian Revolt Against Government Lockdowns
"A slew of good news about treatments and the vaccine has come out just in the past two days."
Chinese COVID Treatment Options Continue to Expand
"We suspect the New York numbers are so bad that [Angel of Death] Cuomo thinks he's better off hiding them."
One Year Later, New York Still Doesn't Take Care of the Elderly

* * * * *
"Biden said the bill was widely supported by both parties and independents, even though Republicans did not vote for it. The partisan bill was passed by a simple majority of Democrats in the Senate, using budget reconciliation to dodge a Republican filibuster."
Joe Biden Signs $1.9 Trillion Chinese Coronavirus Spending Package
"Democrats use pandemic relief as a pretext to redistribute wealth from red to blue states."
The Blue State Rescue Plan
"Washington should give small businesses a permanent preference in the Paycheck Protection Program even as the relief effort slowly phases out."
Keep PPP Targeted Toward Small Businesses
OFFICIAL DEMOCRAT PARTY-ENDORSED ANTI-SEMITISM, ANTI-CHRISTIANITY
Daniel Greenfield: "How Communist do you have to get before somebody notices?"
The Puffin Foundation's Obsession With Communism Revives a War Against Jews
Rabbi Dov Fischer: "It's a blame game that the Left has rigged in its favor."
Let's Play Holocaust!
AMNESTY, IMMIGRATION, BORDER SECURITY
"The Texas sectors account for 65 percent of all migrant border apprehensions, the report indicates."
64,000 Migrants Apprehended in Texas-Based Border Sectors in Feb. -- Up 27% from Jan.
"The U.S. is 'strip-mining' the Central American countries of their young people, in tacit cooperation with the cartels and coyotes who traffic the migrants in exchange for a share of their wages."
Critics: Joe Biden's $4 Billion Promise Is "Fig Leaf" to Hide Extraction Migration
She'll have to circle-jerk back on that one...
WATCH: Piss-Hockey Psaki Dodges Question About Mexico's President Blaming Biden For Causing Boom in Illegal Immigration
"Well, I guess their Dr. Seuss approach didn't work for them. So now they've had to change the subject."
Malig-Nancy Pelosi Suggests That Republican Concerns About Border Security Are a Distraction
"The Biden [junta's] reversal of Trump-era immigration enforcement policies seems less motivated by concern for the common good and more about a blinkered case of 'Orange Man Bad.'"
The Shameful Tragedy of Open Borders
FIRST AMENDMENT ISSUES, CENSORSHIP, FAKE NEWS, MEDIA, BIG BROTHER TECH
"Comments under the article are dominated by liberal voters claiming Biden has been 'too busy' with issues such as the pandemic to take questions from reporters. Biden, in fact, has had a number of lids called in the morning since taking office, and articles by CNN belie the claim that the Commander-in-Chief is 'too busy.'"
ABC News Admits Biden Is Ducking Reporters, Raises "Accountability Questions," CNN Confirms He's an "Early to Bed Type"
"Amazon is the only major publisher to prevent sales to libraries because it believes library patrons should buy their books instead of borrowing them as generations of Americans have." (and also controlling what books Americans may be permitted to read, no doubt - jjs)
Monopoly Watch: Amazon Refuses to Sell e-Books to Libraries
"Leading media organizations trip over themselves to be diverse, tolerant, and inclusive. How are they doing in these departments?"
Walking the Woke, or Just Talking the Talk
Diversity? Hah! The University of Alabama campus is now nothing more than a bunch of mindless drones, forbidden to think and banned from doing anything but what they are told.Meanwhile, what is the Alabama legislature doing about this? Don't they finance this public university? Maybe my Alabama readers might call them and ask."
Today's Blacklisted Americans: Alabama University Suspends 3 Professors for 2014 Halloween Costumes
SECOND AMENDMENT
"This is about creating a gun registry."
House Passes Gun Control Bill Enforcing Universal Background Checks
ABORTION
"Animal rights and free speech groups rally behind David Daleiden."
PETA Defends Pro-Life Activist
Keep it up, West Virginia.
Joe's Man-Chin Says He Will Vote to Confirm Biden's Radical HHS Nominee Xavier Becerra
"First, Becerra has no medical experience and "little health policy experience." This alone should raise alarm bells in a nominee for a key health position during a global pandemic. Yet Becerra is also an abortion radical."
The Devastating Tragedy of Becerra's Likely Confirmation to HHS
FOREIGN AFFAIRS, INTERNATIONAL
"The National People's Congress voted to approve a policy that would broaden the power of an existing election committee in order to ensure that 'patriots' are elected to govern Hong Kong."
China Moves To Crack Down on Hong Kong Democracy
"The Sino-Russian pact comes as Beijing pursues a space weapons program."
China, Russia Sign Agreement to Build Joint Base on Moon
"A surge of illegal immigration on the southwest border is what happens when you combine Biden's lax immigration policy with collapsing states to our south."
The Migrant Crisis Isn't Just at the Border, It Stretches 1,500 Miles to Central America
"A standoff -- and unwise threats."
Iran Warns Gulf Arabs Not to Join Security Pact with Israel
"Doctored polls are the Iranian despots' stock in trade."
University of Maryland Peddles Propaganda for the Mullahs
DEFENSE, MILITARY, SECURITY AFFAIRS
"Under the policies the Biden administration is pushing, the military is more dangerous to America than it is to our enemies."
Tucker Carlson Exposes the Dangers of the Biden Military
"What we absolutely won't do is take personnel advice from a talk show host or the Chinese military. Maybe those folks feel like they have something to prove -- that's on them."
US Military Launches Coordinated Strikes Against American TV Host
"With this power, young interns were able to spy on live feeds and could archive videos from Verkada clients, including Tesla."
Popular Security Camera Company Gave "20-Year-Old Interns" a "Super Admin" Privilege to Look In on Americans
If their weapons are as good as their drywall and cat food...
A.I. in the Arms Race: China Expected to Surpass US Military Capabilities in the Coming Decade
DOMESTIC AFFAIRS, THE BUREAUCRACY, WASTE, FRAUD, ABUSE
Put property owners out of business, then seize their assets when they go tits up and control American housing in one fell swoop.
Bro-Fo Omar/Nur/Trotsky/Burqawitz/Ikeelyou Reintroduces Rent and Mortgage Cancellation Act
"As companies flee the state, Democrat claims 'there's literally no better place to do business.'"
Run (From) The Hills: Newsom Dismisses California's Mass Business Exodus
THE ECONOMY, STUPID
"Democrat stimulus plan aims to help struggling Americans, but they insert a provision that will hammer lower-income workers with a huge tax bill."
The Latest Attack on Gig Workers
"It's pushing for ordinances that will lead to job loss, reduced hours, increased grocery prices, and more."
Grocery Union Needs to Do Better by Its Workers
"Why do the Democrats think they have the moral grounds to rob Americans of their job options?" (because, they're Democrats, silly - jjs)
Livelihoods and the Congressional Thieves Who Want to Steal Them
"It will be interesting to see at what point the real implications of equity policies outstrip perceived political correctness and run afoul with Americans' concept of fairness."
Biden Focuses on "Equity" Policies While the Majority of Americans Want Economic Growth
"Fighting poverty requires more than just sending money to the poor."
Breaking the Spell
CRIME & PUNISHMENT, NON-DOSTOYEVSKY
"The media, nonetheless, seems determined to have the assaults designated as hate crimes, and ultimately the fault of Trump, or 'white supremacists.'"
Black Suspect ID'd in Vicious Attack on Asian Senior in Oakland, as Media Continues to Blame Trump's Rhetoric for "Racist" Violence
EDUCATION, AND WHAT PASSES FOR IT
"In the Zoom call, she said that most of her poorly performing students were black people." (so, merely stating a statistical fact is now a crime against humanity or something - jjs)
Georgetown Law Professor Fired After Saying a Lot of Her "Lower" Students Are "Blacks"
Dennis Prager: "Children are being challenged about their sexual identity -- and parents can't say they weren't warned."
Most American Schools Are Damaging Your Child
"New poll shows Illinois Democrats are at odds with state lawmakers."
Blue State Residents Oppose Woke Education
"Keeping kids at home glued to a screen poses an imminent threat to their mental health, academic growth, and social skills."
Experts Say Negative Side Effects of Screen Time Are Intensified by Online School
Robert Spencer: "'Academic freedom,' eh, Rutgers? Great. I'll be there in the fall to teach a seminar on the history of jihad against India. See y'all then, eh?"
Rutgers Prof Whitewashes Genocide of Hindus, Rutgers Calls It "Academic Freedom"
"In a society of victims, knowledge and facts and reason no longer apply."
A Race to the Bottom in Language Standards
ACTUAL SCIENCE, TECHNOLOGY
Our intrepid science reporter states, "Even as the National Science Foundation (NSF) proceeds with the disassembly of the destroyed Arecibo radio telescope in Puerto Rico, some astronomers are proposing that a new radio telescope be built in its place, with a new design that will not require the instrument platform floating above a single dish."
A Proposal to Rebuild Arecibo as a Better Radio Telescope
"From wannabe to workhorse in six years."
SpaceX's Fantastic Falcon 9 Launch
RED-GREENS, CLIMATE CHANGE HOAX, JUNK SCIENCE, LYSENKOISM
"Biden has already faced considerable backlash over his energy agenda, including from Canada, after he signed an executive order during his first week in office that canceled the Keystone XL pipeline."
NM Democrat Gov. Michelle Lujan Grisham Rips Biden: Energy Plan "Doesn't Make Any Sense," "Hurts" State, "An Economic Problem"
"Kristen Clarke likely needs Joe Manchin's vote to be confirmed."
Biden Justice Department Pick Helped Kill Pipeline Favored by Key Senator
"Their reasoning is as simple as it is destructive to our energy industry: natural gas leads to global warming, so it's bad."
Climate Change Activists Try to Nix Natural Gas Exports
CULTURE WARS, NATIONAL SUICIDE
"Economic distress and the immediate destruction of free expression are not mutually exclusive."
Democrats Mock Cancel Culture Concerns Instead of Addressing Them
"She's said a lot of stupid stuff over the years, and I've heckled her for it, but I agree with her 100% on this one."
Sarah Silverman Is Sick of the Democrats Too
"NPR says 'no' to guilt-free world music."
Tin Ear
"Do you know what the Americas were like before the Europeans arrived?"
Thank G-d for Columbus
HITHER & YON
"Nomadland is not an exceptional case study. It's proof that erecting artistic barriers against cross-cultural exploration will cost us beautiful work.
Nomadland is a Vivid Picture of American Decline and Its Lingering Antidote
"The Oscar winner finds new levels of vulnerability in this tender take on dementia."
Sir Anthony Hopkins Brings His "A-Plus" Game to The Father
FINALLY...
Lloyd Billingsley: "U.S. victories getting canceled."
No-Win Situation for America

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1 Happy Fricking Friday

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 12, 2021 07:42 AM (yrol0)

2 3rd?

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at March 12, 2021 07:43 AM (JUOKG)

3 Ungowa!

Posted by: f'd at March 12, 2021 07:43 AM (urf1n)

4 We are entering what historians will call "The Strange Times."

Posted by: iandeal at March 12, 2021 07:43 AM (vgGyZ)

5 hiya

Posted by: JT at March 12, 2021 07:44 AM (arJlL)

6 Good morning, horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 12, 2021 07:44 AM (T7iTv)

7 Present

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 12, 2021 07:44 AM (3H9h1)

8 Good on Oklahoma, that should be a Federal law, but it's a start.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at March 12, 2021 07:44 AM (JUOKG)

9 4 We are entering what historians will call "The Strange Times."
Posted by: iandeal at March 12, 2021 07:43 AM (vgGyZ)

Throughout history, poverty is the normal condition of man. Advances which permit this norm to be exceeded here and there, now and then are the work of an extremely small minority, frequently despised, often condemned, and almost always opposed by all right-thinking people. Whenever this tiny minority is kept from creating, or (as sometimes happens) is driven out of a society, the people then slip back into abject poverty.

This is known as

bad luck.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 12, 2021 07:44 AM (yrol0)

10 Good scary morning!

Posted by: Ziba at March 12, 2021 07:44 AM (S1hrL)

11 Good morning y'all!

Posted by: tbodie at March 12, 2021 07:45 AM (cHbIE)

12 Wilhelm scream !

Posted by: CapeFear at March 12, 2021 07:45 AM (4PDMt)

13 ha!

Posted by: rhennigantx Well, tuck my junk and call me Katelyn! at March 12, 2021 07:46 AM (yrol0)

14
g'mornin' again, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 12, 2021 07:47 AM (7SUd4)

15 That photoshopped picture posted above looks like its from the John Gill episode from Star Trek:TOS - Patterns of Force. Is it?

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 12, 2021 07:47 AM (3bSTv)

16 morning Horde. thank FUCK it's Friday.

how are we supposed to work with complete and utter fucking morons? i'm trying to piece data from 3 years ago together that isn't in the normal system because "they don't use it" but the answer from the data determines in a multi-million dollar component improvement project happens or not.

and the worst part is the "Factory" techs are fucking retarded as the guys who've never seen a machine.

lord help me...

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 12, 2021 07:47 AM (8D42x)

17 TGIF

Didn't watch Biden's speech. Don;t want to participate in the farce, too depressing.

From a screenshot it looks like he's going back to Obama's favorite site with the long hall behind him. Always thought this was an interesting choice vs. the WH press room or the oval office. Also noticed it was adorned with a bunch of different flags - were these state flags, or international flags?! Was it a green screen?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 12, 2021 07:47 AM (bDqIh)

18 SloJoe doesn't seem to know what hyperbole is.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at March 12, 2021 07:48 AM (ySQBZ)

19 rhennigantx

Heinleinian Bad Luck. But many others noted it too.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 12, 2021 07:48 AM (u82oZ)

20 Present
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag

You shouldn't have !

Posted by: JT at March 12, 2021 07:48 AM (arJlL)

21 Morning all.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 12, 2021 07:48 AM (Rvt88)

22 The only scenario that matters is Fulda Gap and who has the codes.

Posted by: Only Context at March 12, 2021 07:49 AM (xEIoY)

23 Hiya Tonypete !

Posted by: JT at March 12, 2021 07:49 AM (arJlL)

24 >> We are entering what historians will call "The Strange Times."

or. . . the "fourth turning?"

Posted by: Lizzy at March 12, 2021 07:49 AM (bDqIh)

25 Federalist article on screen time a little short on the facts. If you really want to know how really bad screen time is for kids, read "Glow Kids." It's all in there. Our kids are becoming brain dead.

Posted by: Ziba at March 12, 2021 07:50 AM (S1hrL)

26 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo ranch at March 12, 2021 07:51 AM (dbkIH)

27 JT! Dude!

Posted by: Tonypete at March 12, 2021 07:51 AM (Rvt88)

28 You shouldn't have !

Yea, I know but I'm a giver.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 12, 2021 07:52 AM (3H9h1)

29 We are absolutely going to be decimated in the next "war" we fight against any opponent that is not a literal 3rd-world shithole, and it will be so spectacular we won't be able to hide the fact that it's because we're simply not serious. At all.

We are a dangerously stupid, vapid, ignorant, and un-serious nation, nominally governed by corrupt to the bone, sociopathic midwits, possessing 1000s of (probably past their use-by date) nuclear weapons.

America - f*ck yeah!

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at March 12, 2021 07:53 AM (NYS7S)

30 Great writeup JJ. and very true. luckily, i only caught the last 3 or so minutes of the dementia patient talking. but i think you covered it from the recap that Tucker had.

side note, what has gotten in to Tucker recently? he has gotten very hard on the government, and not like in the normal GOPe manner, but scathing attacks and salient points that are loud and pointed. it's like he's all in before he gets fired...

" the 101st Bitter Klinger Airborne Division "

ISWYDT

lolol

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 12, 2021 07:54 AM (8D42x)

31 15 That photoshopped picture posted above looks like its from the John Gill episode from Star Trek:TOS - Patterns of Force. Is it?
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 12, 2021 07:47 AM (3bSTv)

Read my editorial as well as the section titles for a clue...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 12, 2021 07:54 AM (s2VJv)

32 To be fair , President Biden spoke for millions of fellow cadavers who voted so hard to make Communism a reality for every American!

Posted by: The people across the aisle want us silenced at best,dead at worst at March 12, 2021 07:54 AM (xXx5y)

33 or. . . the "fourth turning?"
Posted by: Lizzy at March 12, 2021 07:49 AM (bDqIh)

Yep.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at March 12, 2021 07:54 AM (NYS7S)

34 Morning again, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at March 12, 2021 07:55 AM (ju2Fy)

35
We are entering what historians will call "The Strange Times."

or. . . the "fourth turning?"

Posted by: Lizzy at March 12, 2021 07:49 AM

bad luck

Posted by: Robert Heinlein at March 12, 2021 07:55 AM (7SUd4)

36 If you really want to know how really bad screen time is for kids, read "Glow Kids." It's all in there. Our kids are becoming brain dead.
Posted by: Ziba

If I let her, my 12 yr old granddaughter will spend the entire day in front of a screen. Her 'school' assignments and structure actually make it worse. It isn't doing her any good.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 12, 2021 07:56 AM (Rvt88)

37 Picture it. Pregnant women in combat. The insanity is mind boggling. Are there women who would actually do this?

Posted by: Ziba at March 12, 2021 07:57 AM (S1hrL)

38 Lengthy and girthy MR!

Posted by: Count de Monet SuperStraight at March 12, 2021 07:57 AM (4I/2K)

39 Good morning, Horde.

I'm furiously angry at the meatpuppet's patronizing "speech," last night. Fvck that demented husk.

I'll live my life as I choose.

Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 12, 2021 07:57 AM (TdMsT)

40 17 TGIF

Didn't watch Biden's speech. Don;t want to participate in the farce, too depressing.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 12, 2021 07:47 AM (bDqIh)

Lizzy from what I read you and about 329, 993,000 others did not watch.

Posted by: rhennigantx Well, tuck my junk and call me Katelyn! at March 12, 2021 07:57 AM (yrol0)

41 My teenage son would sit in front of the screen all day and all night if he could. He has short term memory loss already.

Posted by: Ziba at March 12, 2021 07:58 AM (S1hrL)

42 It's just amazing how many people seem to think that getting $400 million out of $1.9 trillion is some kind of "good deal". It's "free money", right? No, dipshits. Let's put it this way:

La'QuayZeeUs steals the $190 Ant'waan made from selling crack, spends $150 on malt liquor for himself, and gives Ant'waan back the $40 he has left.

Will Ant'waan be happy with La'QuayZeeUs's actions? Will Ant'waan think that La'QuayZeeUs is somehow "giving him free money"?

No? Well, there you go. Why the fuck are you dumber than a crack dealer?

This round of Crimulus spends more money on bailing out state and local pensions (you know, the ones that have been criminally mismanaged for decades, long before COVID-19 was a thing?) than it does on checks for the public.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 12, 2021 07:58 AM (QE98t)

43 31 15 That photoshopped picture posted above looks like its from the John Gill episode from Star Trek:TOS - Patterns of Force. Is it?
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 12, 2021 07:47 AM (3bSTv)

Read my editorial as well as the section titles for a clue...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

The answer is yes. Sorry. Went right to the links. Getting ready for work.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 12, 2021 07:58 AM (3bSTv)

44 Lizzy from what I read you and about 329, 993,000 others did not watch."

Didn't watch what?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 12, 2021 07:58 AM (3D/fK)

45 In 2017, Governor Abbott met with Chinese Consul General in Houston

ha! This place is now abandoned and boarded up. It was built to steal medical research from MD Anderson and UTMB!

Posted by: rhennigantx Well, tuck my junk and call me Katelyn! at March 12, 2021 07:59 AM (yrol0)

46 37 Any flatulence released by pregnant soldiers would be in violation of the Geneva Convention.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at March 12, 2021 07:59 AM (I58tH)

47 Alexander Tyler was right

Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom at March 12, 2021 07:59 AM (nUhF0)

48 Yeah, we see the fruits of diversity every day in Afghanistan, where the "mightiest military in the world" can subjugate a band of goat herders from the 7th Century in 20 fucking years.

We have great equipment, but with nadless squishes like Kirby running the show, we will never have the will to use them to effect.

Posted by: jeffersonian at March 12, 2021 07:59 AM (xiOrX)

49 Could bear watch President Moon Moon but I hear he says maybe we can have a BBQ on the 4th. But only if we all the get arm jab and wear masks and don't get close to any one unless Fauci and CDC say it is OK. Fireworks may even be allowed if we follow the rules.

Well, isn't that magnanimous of the Techno Fascists Am I required to have the proper diversity mix or can I just invite who I want?.

Posted by: Ripley at March 12, 2021 07:59 AM (MxEKc)

50 The Chinese military successfully tested their DF-21 ASBM (anti-ship ballistic missile) last month from two different locations in mainland China, hitting a surface target (ship) in the South China Sea.

It would be the equivalent of the US launching a missile from Kansas City and another one from Richmond, VA and hitting a ship in the Gulf of Mexico.

Except we can't do that.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 12, 2021 07:59 AM (3H9h1)

51 Didn't watch. Not even the replays. Sick stuff.

Posted by: Ziba at March 12, 2021 08:00 AM (S1hrL)

52 Make that "can't subjugate" and it reads right.

Posted by: jeffersonian at March 12, 2021 08:00 AM (xiOrX)

53 > Didn't watch Biden's speech. Don;t want to participate in the farce, too depressing.

I didn't watch it either, but given the extremely low-key presentation the captive media is giving it this morning, it must've sucked pretty bad.

No tongue baths. Just a lot of "Biden Gave A Speech Now Let's Move Along Nothing To See Here".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 12, 2021 08:00 AM (QE98t)

54 Just got my shot.

I'm getting a Pfizer tattoo on my forehead.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 12, 2021 08:01 AM (ZHVt1)

55 Re the Chinese DF21 missle, they didn't build that, Clinton did.

Posted by: Only Context at March 12, 2021 08:02 AM (xEIoY)

56 Happy Fun Time re-education camps are on the way!

Posted by: Jak Sucio at March 12, 2021 08:02 AM (jvt6t)

57 It would be the equivalent of the US launching a
missile from Kansas City and another one from Richmond, VA and hitting a
ship in the Gulf of Mexico.

Except we can't do that.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 12, 2021 07:59 AM

Psst., yes we can.

Posted by: Tomahawk Cruise Missile at March 12, 2021 08:02 AM (JUOKG)

58 Democrats, the job ahead is difficult. It requires courage and dedication. It requires faith. Working together will at times be difficult. To reach our goal, And we will reach that goal. We must be decisive. Every thought directed toward a goal. This country can become a paradise, if we are willing to pay the price. As each cell in the body works with discipline and harmony for the good of the entire being. In the cities, the eliminations have started. Within an hour, the Trump blight will forever be removed..

Posted by: Joe Biden's Earpiece at March 12, 2021 08:02 AM (yQpMk)

59 Morning all! I didn't watch dumb fucks speech. I'm sure I didn't miss anything. I read enough to know it was depressing as hell. Good job 46*. Asshole.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 12, 2021 08:03 AM (nxdel)

60
we will issue further guidance on what you can and cannot do once fully vaccinated

_____________

Piss on your further guidance.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 12, 2021 08:03 AM (mht8P)

61 Wonder if Hot Wheels is going to react to the governor of NM saying we don't have any environmental standards In Texas? And yes, I am loving New Mexico getting Bidened good and hard.

Posted by: Only Context at March 12, 2021 08:03 AM (xEIoY)

62 I am most afraid of the 93rd Shrieking Harridans.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at March 12, 2021 08:04 AM (flINI)

63 No tongue baths. Just a lot of "Biden Gave A Speech Now Let's Move Along Nothing To See Here".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

Similar to my lib friends.

Odd that, no?

Posted by: Tonypete at March 12, 2021 08:04 AM (Rvt88)

64 Is the MSM giving Biden's speech a tongue bath today or are trying to memory hole it?

Posted by: Ripley at March 12, 2021 08:04 AM (MxEKc)

65 I didn't watch Biden's speech last night but I did see an old episode of Mission: Impossible which was more believable.

Posted by: dantesed at March 12, 2021 08:04 AM (88xKn)

66 Picture it. Pregnant women in combat. The insanity is mind boggling. Are there women who would actually do this?
Posted by: Ziba at March 12, 2021 07:57 AM (S1hrL)

i'm so old that i remember when pregnant meant the woman couldn't go on deployments. now they're tailoring flight suits for them? how are G forces going to affect the fetus? or are they just goign to wear the flight suit around town so people know they are serving?

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 12, 2021 08:05 AM (8D42x)

67 "but I did see an old episode of Mission: Impossible which was more believable."

Should have gone with Idiocracy.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 12, 2021 08:05 AM (3D/fK)

68 We are a dangerously stupid, vapid, ignorant, and un-serious nation, nominally governed by corrupt to the bone, sociopathic midwits...

--

Too bad I can't fit that on a bumper sticker. No truer words were spoken about the state of America in 2021. Pitiful and ridiculously pathetic don't even come close to what we are. We are governed over by imbeciles. Filthy and deeply corrupt, yes. But by the very definition, true imbeciles. Toss in half the population that's just hopelessly ignorant about what is happening and we are on a collision course for complete and total destruction. There's no doubt about it. I deeply wish we could split this country and let them run their shithole into the ground. We need a way out.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 12, 2021 08:06 AM (O+I8R)

69 So Boneless Abbott is another Bush Crime Family tool? This is what Vote Harder for the least worst candidate gets people: slightly lower decline. Yay GOP.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at March 12, 2021 08:06 AM (y7DUB)

70 So, who's up for a YUGE Fourth of July party at my house? You are all invited.

Posted by: Rosasharn at March 12, 2021 08:06 AM (yEBFM)

71 I was looking at alternative education options for my youngest, who is quite bright. One of the private schools nearby says all the right things on its website...until you get to the part where every kid is supposed to bring an iPad to school every day STARTING IN KINDERGARTEN. WHAT?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?

Posted by: Mrs. Peel - Texas Morons, Support HB 1359 at March 12, 2021 08:06 AM (G6Lqs)

72 So by Geneva Convention rules, will or enemies be required to provide birthing suites, and day care in POW camps?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 12, 2021 08:06 AM (3D/fK)

73 I did not watch because I feel violently angry when he uses that stupidass sincere whisper voice. Drove the Karens wild over the summer and earned him billions of votes but I cannot stand it.

Posted by: Eli Cash at March 12, 2021 08:08 AM (SScvq)

74 I think even people on the left were shocked that Biden took total credit for the vaccines.

Only 8 percent were vaccinated by the time he stole the office! And the vaccine only came available in late December.

I'm so sick of the lies.

Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 12, 2021 08:08 AM (TdMsT)

75 I said last night at the end of the FauxTUS speech that Pres. Trump needs to have another 4th of July rally in South Dakota.

Posted by: RedDish on the tablet at March 12, 2021 08:08 AM (AjwWO)

76 George Floyd was a 46-year old black man with severe coronary artery disease, complicated by chronic drug use, who died as a result of a massive overdose of fentanyl when he swallowed his entire drug stash as he saw cops approaching him to ask about his use of a counterfeit $20 bill.

In a few weeks, we're going to have cities burning down because the verdict in the Chauvin case, or the lack of verdict, won't be to the liking of the race-baiters who have been using Floyd's self-inflicted death to stir up race hatred in a bid to grab more power for themselves.

We all know what's coming. And we all know why.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 12, 2021 08:08 AM (k4dH2)

77 > Similar to my lib friends.

> Odd that, no?

> Posted by: Tonypete

Yeah, the bloom seems to be off the Dopey Joe and the Ho rose already. It's hard to resist asking them when Utopia is going to arrive.

One friend of a friend on Facebook was arguing with my (conservative) friend, claiming that Dopey Joe's actions have nothing at all to do with oil prices. Sure thing, honey. Stopping the Keystone Pipeline and bombing the piss out of Syria have no impact on oil prices WHATSOEVER. ExxonMobil and ConocoPhillips are finding their Biden payoffs to be a sound investment, I'm thinking.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 12, 2021 08:09 AM (QE98t)

78 Good morning Horde, and many many thanks to Ace and JJ for this safe place!

Posted by: RedDish on the tablet at March 12, 2021 08:09 AM (AjwWO)

79 All the private schools are filled in my area for next year. Elem school population went from above 600 to 450 and dropping. Yet, they persist.

Posted by: Eli Cash at March 12, 2021 08:09 AM (SScvq)

80 we will issue further guidance on what you can and cannot do once fully vaccinated

_____________

Piss on your further guidance.

--

Yep, stuff your "government guidance" up your backsides. I will not be vaccinated with these Frankenshots. I will take my chances with this 99% survival rate virus and refuse my government vaccine. Biden can get bent.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 12, 2021 08:09 AM (O+I8R)

81 > I'm so sick of the lies.

I'm old enough to remember when Commie Lay said she was going to refuse to take the "Trump vaccine".

Has she revised that?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 12, 2021 08:10 AM (QE98t)

82 80 Posted by: Lady in Black at March 12, 2021 08:09 AM (O+I8R)

Frankenshots.

Stealing that one.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 12, 2021 08:10 AM (s2VJv)

83 Expect Wilhelm diBlasio to run for NY governor after Cuomo is knocked out. Was this the Plan all along?

It's a fight over who gets to distribute the pork that Nancy just put in the trough.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 12, 2021 08:11 AM (ZHVt1)

84 The speech was both bizarre and boring. Despite the teleprompter, it wandered hither and yon, without ever touching clearly on a single point. It was a grim, depressing speech about a miserable year that probably won't get better even with a vaccine because we must all remain scared and isolated.

So I guess that "Resident Joe" doesn't have very good speech writers, in addition to his having dementia?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 12, 2021 08:11 AM (VP4Cd)

85
Welp, looks like I got the rona'. Feel a little run down, can't smell anything, can taste just a little. No fever that I can tell, no coughing, nose a little stuffy, Not gonna' get tested.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 12, 2021 08:11 AM (K2SnJ)

86 Will *biden also take credit for all the side effects and deaths that result from these vaccines?

Or nah?

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 12, 2021 08:12 AM (3H9h1)

87 72 So by Geneva Convention rules, will or enemies be required to provide birthing suites, and day care in POW camps?
_______________

Will they also be required to provide "gender confirmation" surgeries for those tranny prisoners who didn't get their free surgery in the U.S. yet?

After all, it would be cruel torture to expect those poor trannies to live in POW camps as less than their "authentic" selves, right?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 12, 2021 08:12 AM (k4dH2)

88 The Universal Background Check laws make everyone I know a felon.

In my culture we loan guns, trade guns, and inherit guns.

Posted by: rhennigantx Well, tuck my junk and call me Katelyn! at March 12, 2021 08:13 AM (yrol0)

89
So I guess that "Resident Joe" doesn't have very good speech writers, in addition to his having dementia?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 12, 2021 08:11 AM (VP4Cd)

__________

Likely they have to write down to his capacity.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 12, 2021 08:13 AM (mht8P)

90 All the private schools are filled in my area for next year. Elem school population went from above 600 to 450 and dropping. Yet, they persist.
Posted by: Eli Cash

Two years ago my parish finished a $12 Million expansion for the school. The school was, and is, full up. So much so that they are holding some classes in the new gym. Last March, a new funding program for $15 Million was kicked off for another expansion.

Someone gets it there.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 12, 2021 08:13 AM (Rvt88)

91 Good morning hordelings. I did not watch Joe's speech last night. I hope never to hear his voice again. I made it through 8 years of Obama that way. I can easily do 4 months of Biden.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 12, 2021 08:13 AM (45fpk)

92 > Expect Wilhelm diBlasio to run for NY governor after Cuomo is knocked out.

He may run, but I think the next NY governor is going to be Sandy OCrazyHo-Tittycaca, to help set her up for a Presidential run as soon as she's legally eligible.

Alternative plan: she primaries Chuckles Scummer, who is way too old, way too white, and way too male for the modern Democratic Party.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 12, 2021 08:13 AM (QE98t)

93 One commenter: the razor wire stays up in DC until the gun confiscation is complete.

Posted by: JM in Florida at March 12, 2021 08:13 AM (HCeRP)

94 Everyone at work is just dying to get the vaccine. I don't have a problem with them getting it assuming they aren't jumping line ahead of people who are actually at risk, but I find it so bizarre that I am the only person not clamoring for it and trying to figure out how to elbow granny out of the way. (there were a lot of perfectly healthy young people openly sharing tips on how to jump line. Not so much now that Galveston County has opened it up to all adults)

Someone said here the vaccines are all made with cell lines from aborted babies, or something like that. Anyone have a link?

Posted by: Mrs. Peel - Texas Morons, Support HB 1359 at March 12, 2021 08:14 AM (G6Lqs)

95 "68 We are a dangerously stupid, vapid, ignorant, and un-serious nation, nominally governed by corrupt to the bone, sociopathic midwits...

--

Too bad I can't fit that on a bumper sticker. No truer words were spoken about the state of America in 2021. Pitiful and ridiculously pathetic don't even come close to what we are. We are governed over by imbeciles. Filthy and deeply corrupt, yes. But by the very definition, true imbeciles. Toss in half the population that's just hopelessly ignorant about what is happening and we are on a collision course for complete and total destruction. There's no doubt about it. I deeply wish we could split this country and let them run their shithole into the ground. We need a way out.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 12, 2021 08:06 AM (O+I8R) "

Al of this, and none of it was accidental.

G'mornin' Horde !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 12, 2021 08:14 AM (AKJpt)

96 Watching Sleepy Joe is painful. I'm surprised our adversaries have launched full attacks on 4 different fronts.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 12, 2021 08:14 AM (03n3v)

97 Welp, looks like I got the rona'. Feel a little run
down, can't smell anything, can taste just a little. No fever that I
can tell, no coughing, nose a little stuffy, Not gonna' get tested.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 12, 2021 08:11 AM (K2SnJ)

Are you someone other than Hillary Clinton? If so, I wish you well.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 12, 2021 08:14 AM (45fpk)

98 Buen dia morons and thanks JJ.

The schools aren't designed to teach children, either.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 12, 2021 08:14 AM (EZebt)

99 "Will they also be required to provide "gender confirmation" surgeries for those tranny prisoners who didn't get their free surgery in the U.S. yet? "

Serious question for those who feel they are qualified to answer it.

A transgendered individual without surgery..do they routinely take some type of medication?

And the effects of being taken off that medication?

And

A transgendered individual who has already had the sexual organ mutilation surgery.
Same question.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 12, 2021 08:15 AM (3D/fK)

100 "One friend of a friend on Facebook was arguing with
my (conservative) friend, claiming that Dopey Joe's actions have nothing
at all to do with oil prices. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia"

So just like the current mass chaos on the border: Not our fault! Our demigods think they can control the weather but can't control effects directly tied to their idiotic policies.

Posted by: Ripley at March 12, 2021 08:15 AM (MxEKc)

101 In my culture we loan guns, trade guns, and inherit guns.

Posted by: rhennigantx

And, if I might add, based on a handshake (oh the horrors!) not some bs licensing or govt proclamation.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 12, 2021 08:15 AM (Rvt88)

102 I cannot believe he is using the term pregnant women. The correct term according to the government is pregnant people. Because men can get pregnant.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 12, 2021 08:15 AM (UWffs)

103 Oh, and just like at the beginning of this madness when stores and malls all started putting up professionally-printed banners and signs to "social distance" and "wash your hands, you idiot" within weeks of the hysteria, now I'm seeing the same kind of thing popping up that say "Sleeves Up!" Showing pictures of various people with their sleeves rolled up, like good little robots. The push has started and we're going to be bombarded by that propaganda.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 12, 2021 08:16 AM (O+I8R)

104 Welp, looks like I got the rona'. Feel a little run down, can't smell anything, can taste just a little. No fever that I can tell, no coughing, nose a little stuffy, Not gonna' get tested.
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 12, 2021 08:11 AM (K2SnJ)

I would have thought you'd be too pickled by all the alcohol to catch ANYTHING...

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 12, 2021 08:16 AM (8D42x)

105 Expect Wilhelm diBlasio to run for NY governor after Cuomo is knocked out.
___________

Yeah, why wouldn't voters there want him as governor, since he's been such an effective mayor?

On the plus side, he'll be able to scam lots more taxpayer billions for his wife's crooked "mental health" cronies if he becomes governor.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 12, 2021 08:16 AM (k4dH2)

106 Shouldn't that be "Convicted felon and pathetic cuck John Dean"?

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at March 12, 2021 08:16 AM (y7DUB)

107 > One commenter: the razor wire stays up in DC until the gun confiscation is complete.

So, permanently then?

California's "assault weapons ban" is estimated to have resulted in around 2% of them being turned in.

If a law like that has a 2% compliance rate in California, what do they imagine the compliance rate is going to be in Texas, or Montana, or Alaska?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 12, 2021 08:16 AM (QE98t)

108 >>Picture it. Pregnant women in combat. The insanity is mind boggling. Are there women who would actually do this?

I'm guess it's not about wanting to do it, it's about breaking down a barrier because it's there. Makes me think of the first girl to get into the Citadel. She was fat, out of shape, and didn't last that long, because it wasn;t about wanting to attend, it was about proving she could attend ("Yass qween" mindless feminism).

Coming soon: "It's Unfair To Expect Pregnant Women to Run, Haul Equipment on the Battlefield," and "MREs Must Accomodate Nutritional Needs of Pregnant Soldiers," blah blah blah.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 12, 2021 08:17 AM (bDqIh)

109 Is there a tin-foil or non-tin-foil consensus or theory as to why herd immunity can only be achieved by vaccination?

I saw a post on a forum where someone literally said in the same breath "Don't listen to random people on the internet" and "vaccination is how we reach herd immunity" for the wuhan virus.

I consider myself pragmatic too, but they bristle at anybody who merely points out the vaccines are experimental. I just don't understand why folks are doing cartwheels as if they won the frigging lottery here, they've incorporated a slavish unthinking confidence in our betters here.

Nobody should be excited about taking an experimental untested vaccine against something we're not even sure exactly of the provenance.

If it were a literal bio weapon, what would the gubbmint do different? Just random musings, searchin' for answers without any clues out here in the cheap seats.

Posted by: Common Tater at March 12, 2021 08:17 AM (KQuMS)

110 Illhand Bill

that would finance in full the purchase of private rental properties by non-profits, public housing authorities, cooperatives, community land trusts, and states or local governments

You will all be renters. From Whom?? Your Big Govt!!

Posted by: rhennigantx Well, tuck my junk and call me Katelyn! at March 12, 2021 08:17 AM (yrol0)

111 No, I don't think A O-C will run for Governor. She's known in the Congress. More likely to try to take Schemer's seat.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 12, 2021 08:17 AM (VP4Cd)

112 July 4th will be cancelled. Don't make any plans.

Posted by: Ziba at March 12, 2021 08:17 AM (S1hrL)

113 Antifa is obviously going to blow Minneapolis apart. But the NG is in DC, protecting Nanzi from her nightmares.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at March 12, 2021 08:18 AM (Y5fDH)

114
It's Friday, it's Lent. No meat and no music. I'm afraid I have a bad attitude: "I hope You're happy, Lord!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 12, 2021 08:18 AM (mht8P)

115 Oh, and just like at the beginning of this madness when stores and malls all started putting up professionally-printed banners and signs to "social distance" and "wash your hands, you idiot" within weeks of the hysteria, now I'm seeing the same kind of thing popping up that say "Sleeves Up!" Showing pictures of various people with their sleeves rolled up, like good little robots. The push has started and we're going to be bombarded by that propaganda.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 12, 2021 08:16 AM (O+I8R)

what the hell is sleeves up? like to get the shot?

yeah, fuck off if that's what they mean

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 12, 2021 08:18 AM (8D42x)

116 111 No, I don't think A O-C will run for Governor. She's known in the Congress. More likely to try to take Schemer's seat.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 12, 2021 08:17 AM (VP4Cd)

I'd say she might have a better shot at Chubby Gillibrand.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 12, 2021 08:18 AM (s2VJv)

117 So I had the second of the vaccinations yesterday (Moderna). Afterwards the nurse asked me if I had any questions. So I said, "I can ditch this mask now, right?"

Another nurse piped up and said "Current CDC guidelines say that two weeks after your second shot, you can be in a small group of family members who have also completed their shots, sans masks."

I laughed and laughed. As if our family members have all been sitting around playing UNO with masks on.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 12, 2021 08:19 AM (45fpk)

118 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 12, 2021 08:20 AM (Zz0t1)

119 "The trend in our war games was not just that we were losing, but we were losing faster," Air Force Lt. Gen. S. Clinton Hinote told Yahoo News.

In case you forgot, #WASTF.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 12, 2021 08:20 AM (Zz0t1)

120 I've had the 'Rona. I do not plan on getting the gubmint shot. Everything the gubmint tells you is a lie. Why would the vaccination propaganda be any different

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at March 12, 2021 08:21 AM (flINI)

121 I'd say she might have a better shot at Chubby Gillibrand.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 12, 2021 08:18 AM (s2VJv)

Yes, that too, since Gilly hasn't said "boo" about Cuomo as far as I know.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 12, 2021 08:21 AM (VP4Cd)

122
Wearing a face diaper mask to prevent viral infection/transmission is like putting up a chain link fence to repel mosquitos.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 12, 2021 08:21 AM (s2VJv)

123 Someone needs to take their sock off.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 12, 2021 08:21 AM (nxdel)

124 Oh, and just like at the beginning of this madness when stores and malls
all started putting up professionally-printed banners and signs to
"social distance" and "wash your hands, you idiot" within weeks of the
hysteria, now I'm seeing the same kind of thing popping up that say
"Sleeves Up!"

I got a Tshirt that says "I Got Mine!"

Posted by: grammie winger at March 12, 2021 08:21 AM (45fpk)

125 > I'd say she might have a better shot at Chubby Gillibrand.

Scummer is up for reelection in 2022, Jellybrain not until 2024. OCrazyHo-TittyCaca doesn't strike me as someone with a lot of patience. She's going to want to run for President as soon as she's eligible, which I believe will be 2024.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 12, 2021 08:21 AM (QE98t)

126 what the hell is sleeves up? like to get the shot?

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That's exactly what it means. The images I saw over the weekend were billboard type signs and the rolled-up sleeve means you're waiting for your shot. There was no ambiguity about its meaning, I can assure you.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 12, 2021 08:22 AM (O+I8R)

127
Are you someone other than Hillary Clinton? If so, I wish you well.
Posted by: grammie winger
____________________

lol,, thanks. Pretty sure I'll be fine. No breathing problems yet.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 12, 2021 08:22 AM (K2SnJ)

128 122
Wearing a face diaper mask to prevent viral infection/transmission is like putting up a chain link fence to repel mosquitos.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 12, 2021 08:21 AM (s2VJv)

The HIV virus is one tenth 1/10 the size of the latex matrix of a condom.

Posted by: rhennigantx Well, tuck my junk and call me Katelyn! at March 12, 2021 08:22 AM (yrol0)

129
"The trend in our war games was not just that we were losing, but we were losing faster," Air Force Lt. Gen. S. Clinton Hinote told Yahoo News.

____________

I think Churchill said the United States does the right thing after trying everything else.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 12, 2021 08:23 AM (mht8P)

130 125 Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 12, 2021 08:21 AM (QE98t)

Schemer is much more powerful and protected than Blondie NXIVM.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 12, 2021 08:23 AM (s2VJv)

131 Noticing that stores are putting up new mask signs to indicate that even if the mandate is over, they still require masks to enter. And so it continues.

Posted by: Ziba at March 12, 2021 08:23 AM (S1hrL)

132 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 12, 2021 08:18 AM (mht8P)

Why are you giving up music, if I may ask?. I would think there would be lots of lovely Lenten music that could draw you closer to Jesus.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 12, 2021 08:23 AM (VP4Cd)

133 Trump got seriously snookered on the appointments of Kavanaugh and Barrett. Neither of the elitist simps would recognize an enemy of freedom if it stomped all over their pasty Vitamin D-starved bodies in its jackboots.

Posted by: Homo viator at March 12, 2021 08:23 AM (H8QX8)

134 A long time friend of mine texted me two words during The Dying Brain's diatribe last night: "We're fucked".

Worst part, he's a relatively moderate, apolitical guy who is a long time market maker on the street.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 12, 2021 08:23 AM (VpIIl)

135 > Schemer is much more powerful and protected than Blondie NXIVM.

So was Other Brother Fredo, but he's going down nonetheless. Chuckles is old, white, and male, so he's going to have to go.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 12, 2021 08:24 AM (QE98t)

136 Trump got seriously snookered on the appointments of Kavanaugh and Barrett.

So did we all.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 12, 2021 08:24 AM (45fpk)

137 Everything the gubmint tells you is a lie. Why would the vaccination propaganda be any different

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Bingo bango.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 12, 2021 08:25 AM (O+I8R)

138 128 latex matrix of a condom.
Posted by: rhennigantx Well, tuck my junk and call me Katelyn! at March 12, 2021 08:22 AM (yrol0)

I saw Latex Matrix of a Condom open for Toad the Wet Sprocket at the Tacoma Dome in '94.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 12, 2021 08:25 AM (s2VJv)

139 The HIV virus is one tenth 1/10 the size of the latex matrix of a condom.
Posted by: rhennigantx Well, tuck my junk and call me Katelyn! at March 12, 2021 08:22 AM (yrol0)

But Fauci is really really smart in the sciency stuffs...

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at March 12, 2021 08:25 AM (y7DUB)

140 I will avoid the vaccine as long as possible but I fear it will be
mandatory so to get on a plane o, go to restraint check in a hotel or
register school. How do you even measure the effectiveness of a
vaccine that has a death rate of 0.1% (much less for healthy people) in
only a few months. You would need a sample size of around a million or
so. Which was not don't or even close.

Worse, I been hearing from experts a yearly booster shot will be required. And the MSM is baffled as to why there are so many wild, sinister conspiracy theories.

Posted by: Ripley at March 12, 2021 08:25 AM (MxEKc)

141 94. The cell lines used are from fetal tissue collected from abortions that were done I believe in the 70s. The cell lines are forty years removed from their source. I am not promoting their use but if you did not know you would be under the impression that Pfizer bought baby parts from PP last spring to develop these vaccines.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 12, 2021 08:25 AM (UWffs)

142 135 Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 12, 2021 08:24 AM (QE98t)

May very well be. Anything's possible.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 12, 2021 08:26 AM (s2VJv)

143 I saw Latex Matrix of a Condom open for Toad the Wet Sprocket at the Tacoma Dome in '94.

It was '93, IIRC.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 12, 2021 08:26 AM (45fpk)

144
Why are you giving up music, if I may ask?

___________

It's a more meaningful sacrifice than giving up, say, creamed corn. Living on the Gulf Coast, having seafood on Friday is no great burden.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 12, 2021 08:26 AM (mht8P)

145 The HIV virus is one tenth 1/10 the size of the latex matrix of a condom.
Posted by: rhennigantx Well, tuck my junk and call me Katelyn! at March 12, 2021 08:22 AM (yrol0)

Whoa!

Posted by: Neo at March 12, 2021 08:27 AM (4I/2K)

146 I would hold off on any vaccine until the long-term effects are known unless you are in a group with high mortality if you contract it. The Astra-Zeneca issues in Europe are just the beginning of the data.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 12, 2021 08:28 AM (VpIIl)

147 Obama made Cancel Culture acceptable.

Remember Joe the Plumber?

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 12, 2021 08:28 AM (yrol0)

148 136. Grammie you are quoting a troll that shows up weekly.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 12, 2021 08:29 AM (UWffs)

149 "Most American Schools Are Damaging Your Child"

"Keeping kids at home glued to a screen poses an imminent threat to their mental health, academic growth, and social skills."

Schools are damaging children. We need to get kids back to school.

PICK A LANE. Seriously. No offense, J.J., but damn.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at March 12, 2021 08:29 AM (OssQ4)

150 Grammie you are quoting a troll that shows up weekly.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 12, 2021 08:29 AM (UWffs)

Aw crap.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 12, 2021 08:29 AM (45fpk)

151 It's a more meaningful sacrifice than giving up, say, creamed corn. Living on the Gulf Coast, having seafood on Friday is no great burden.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

That's one thing I miss about living in Galveston. The fresh seafood. Buy it right off the boat. Especially the shrimp.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2021 08:29 AM (OCTRt)

152 Frankly, it's odd that this junta is going to rely on a military to defend it and oppress us that is not exactly combat-ready.
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That's pretty typical of early-stage totalitarianism, JJ. It's why historically those in charge have relied on ... unconventional or informal forces.

You know, like the SA (or Antifa and BLM), for example...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2021 08:29 AM (Jsjd7)

153 Pandemics don't have planned end-dates. Plandemics do.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 12, 2021 08:30 AM (Bmy3R)

154 I will avoid the vaccine as long as possible but I fear it will be
mandatory so to get on a plane o, go to restraint check in a hotel or
register school.

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Oh, I have no doubt they will try to make it as painful as possible for those stubborn ones (like me) who will refuse taking this bizarre cocktail with its unknown long-term effects.

I find it extremely odd, and honestly very sinister, that they're so insistent on making everyone take this when the death rate is so infinitesimal. Yes indeed, it's really fishy.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 12, 2021 08:30 AM (O+I8R)

155 Trump got seriously snookered on the appointments of Kavanaugh and Barrett.

So did we all.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 12, 2021 08:24 AM (45fpk)

Kavanaugh was surely Kennedy's condition for stepping down; he'd have stuck around for Stinkfinger and the 20 Repukes would have ushered in Supreme Court Justice Judy Garland Merrick otherwise. Plus Levin said before his nomination that he'd never seen lobbying for a Supreme Court nominee like the Bush associates did for Kav.

ACB was another turd from the Federalist Society punchbowl. Plus woman and three initials to replace RBG. Science...

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at March 12, 2021 08:31 AM (y7DUB)

156 I would hold off on any vaccine

I plan to hold off...period.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 12, 2021 08:31 AM (W4eKo)

157 >> Is there a tin-foil or non-tin-foil consensus or theory as to why herd immunity can only be achieved by vaccination?

I don't understand why they are pushing hard for everyone to get vaccinated. They've not only redefined herd immunity, but they denied the effectiveness of using cheap, readily available HCQ, which is widely used in Africa and speculated to be the reason covid hasn't devastated populations there.

If I had to guess, it's because they want to use the vaccines as a gateway into the concepti of health passports? This is something Bill Gates wants, including having one's medical records on an implanted chip. Also saw that China is now pushing WHO to create and have China maintain a vaccine passport db -- they say they should because of the upcoming Olympics hosted by China. Add to this that Gates is heavily invested ina company tha secrety collected DNA from people who got covid tests.

There's a weirdness there, some hidden agenda. Makes me think of things ranging from China developing targeted bioweapons (using their DNA db to helo define those affacted) to Gattaca/Transhumanism.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 12, 2021 08:31 AM (bDqIh)

158 Thanks for the prayers, all. Best group of people anywhere.

Posted by: Toni in NY at March 12, 2021 08:32 AM (/c+mq)

159 Just got my shot.

I'm getting a Pfizer tattoo on my forehead.

The joke running around Twitter is "Just got my shot. And have I mentioned how amazing the Microsoft family of products is?"

Posted by: Ian S. at March 12, 2021 08:32 AM (6XLoz)

160 A transgendered individual without surgery..do they routinely take some type of medication?

And the effects of being taken off that medication? And

A transgendered individual who has already had the sexual organ mutilation surgery.
Same question.
_________________

They take hormones, both before and after the surgery. You don't grow facial hair (when you're a biological woman) unless you take testosterone and androgen supplements. And if you're a biological man, you don't grow little boobies and have a higher voice unless you take extra estrogen and antiandrogens. Also, surgeons have the female-into-male patients take hormones before surgery in order to enlarge the clitoris, which is used to form the fake "penis" and it's easier for the surgeon to work with if it's bigger.

And they have to take the hormones for the rest of their lives, unless they want to de-transition back to the sex that nature made them.

The women turned into "men" also have to take drugs after surgery to make their new "penises" function for sexual purposes (although they often don't work, even with the drugs).

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 12, 2021 08:32 AM (k4dH2)

161 149 "Most American Schools Are Damaging Your Child"

"Keeping kids at home glued to a screen poses an imminent threat to their mental health, academic growth, and social skills."

Schools are damaging children. We need to get kids back to school.

PICK A LANE. Seriously. No offense, J.J., but damn.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at March 12, 2021 08:29 AM (OssQ4)

Point / Counterpoint.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 12, 2021 08:32 AM (s2VJv)

162 Who is getting the daily Presidential briefing?

Posted by: Infidel at March 12, 2021 08:32 AM (E0OEG)

163 Ugh, I can't type. More coffee. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at March 12, 2021 08:33 AM (bDqIh)

164 Is there a tin-foil or non-tin-foil consensus or theory as to why herd immunity can only be achieved by vaccination?

Because having scared wine moms half to death about the virus they can't very well come out and say "just get it so it'll be over". It's political, not scientific. Vaccinations will definitely help, but so would natural herd immunity.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 12, 2021 08:33 AM (6XLoz)

165 162 Who is getting the daily Presidential briefing?
Posted by: Infidel at March 12, 2021 08:32 AM (E0OEG)

Valerie Jarrett and Bil Ayers.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 12, 2021 08:33 AM (s2VJv)

166 How to get the passport without the shot is what I'm wondering.

Posted by: Ziba at March 12, 2021 08:33 AM (S1hrL)

167 I would hold off on any vaccine until the long-term effects are known unless you are in a group with high mortality if you contract it.

Woah! Now that's just crazy talk.

Posted by: Common Tater at March 12, 2021 08:33 AM (KQuMS)

168 >>>But Fauci is really really smart in the sciency stuffs...

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt<
>That beady-eyed little turd needs a full measure of boot in his ass in the direction of retirement. He is a useless fuck.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 12, 2021 08:33 AM (03n3v)

169 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 12, 2021 08:26 AM (mht8P)

O.K. Not being Catholic I don't really understand this. I get it's a sacrifice for Jesus who sacrificed himself for us, but I would think that listening to powerful Lenten music about the passion and death of Jesus would make one more sorrowful for ones sins and thus deepen one's faith than not listening to music. I know some people who give up certain foods and then give the money saved to the food pantry.

O.K. Sorry; I won't say anymore.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 12, 2021 08:34 AM (VP4Cd)

170 >>Who is getting the daily Presidential briefing?

Per Jack's Posobiec's sources, Kamala is getting the full PDB.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 12, 2021 08:34 AM (bDqIh)

171 Nintendo lawyer (and namesake for cute fluffy mascot) John Kirby > Pentagon Press Secretary John Kirby

Posted by: Homer's Donuts at March 12, 2021 08:35 AM (HK8/E)

172 Schemer is much more powerful and protected than Blondie NXIVM.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 12, 2021 08:23 AM (s2VJv)
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If you're looking for the double-standard at play in sentencing and punishment, you need look no further than her.

The dude who started NXIVM was sentenced to 120 years. Allison Mack was his co-conspirator after the fact and helped push the organization into overdrive. She was the architect of a lot of the tactics involved (from methodological like blackmail and structural gaslighting to the practical like branding the cult members) and her case is still open and she is still under house arrest pending "additional investigation" and she has been convicted only of racketeering. So far, anyway, though I doubt that she is going to pull significant sentences even though she was apparently tightly involved and admitted to a whole helluva lot more.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2021 08:35 AM (Jsjd7)

173 170 Kamala is getting the full PDB.

I'll take "Things That Sound Dirty But Aren't" for 1000, Alex!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 12, 2021 08:36 AM (Bmy3R)

174 Covid has a less than 1% mortality rate.

The vaccine has the same percentage.

I'll take my chances with Covid.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 12, 2021 08:36 AM (Zz0t1)

175 I saw a post on a forum where someone literally said in the same breath "Don't listen to random people on the internet" and "vaccination is how we reach herd immunity" for the wuhan virus.
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i'm old enough to remember when herd immunity was a myth and the only way to stop the virus was staying locked up until EVERYONE was vaccinated...

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 12, 2021 08:36 AM (8D42x)

176 > The cell lines are forty years removed from their source.

That is correct. They're not even really human any more, having had all kinds of other DNA put into them over the years. The vaccine isn't "made from" them anyway. The vaccine is tested on them. There is no fetal tissue, however remotely derived, in the actual vaccine.

Many other drugs are tested on the same cell line, by the way, so if your moral compunctions prohibit taking the vaccine for that reason, you need to be looking into the testing regimen for every other drug you take.

I myself would not take the vaccine if it were made from aborted babies, and required a continuous string of abortions to produce. But, you know, at some point you have to just get over morally questionable things that were done in the past.

If you think otherwise, let me know when you give all your real estate back to the Indians, okay?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 12, 2021 08:36 AM (QE98t)

177 Kamala is getting the full ~~PDB~~ sausage.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 12, 2021 08:34 AM (bDqIh)

Corrected for accuracy.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 12, 2021 08:36 AM (Zz0t1)

178 Because having scared wine moms half to death about the virus they can't very well come out and say "just get it so it'll be over". It's political, not scientific. Vaccinations will definitely help, but so would natural herd immunity.
Posted by: Ian S.

But if you've had it you can catch it again. Just like with the shot. Oh, wait...

Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2021 08:36 AM (OCTRt)

179 The women turned into "men" also have to take drugs after surgery to make their new "penises" function for sexual purposes (although they often don't work, even with the drugs).
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 12, 2021 08:32 AM (k4dH2)

Mengele would have been considered sane compared to the dimwits doing this. And not nearly as ghoulish.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at March 12, 2021 08:37 AM (y7DUB)

180 > The vaccine has the same percentage.

No, it absolutely does not. You're just making shit up. Stop it.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 12, 2021 08:37 AM (QE98t)

181 this is why I switched to an affirmative Lenten practice/sacrifice instead of "I'm giving up..."

so this year I'm exercising at least 1 hr every day of Lent (except the days off like Sundays)

it just feels better to approach it this way

basically the point is to show grit/determination through Lent, and come out the other side at Easter having hopefully learned something from your sacrifice (or whatever, let's say daily practice).

I also do the old-fashioned fasting not the "fasting lite" we're supposed to do nowadays

but then again I'm a Catholic without a Church at the moment so... I kind of cling to the old ways, hoping I find a spiritual home with others someday but if not, I am gonna do what I do, basically.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 12, 2021 08:37 AM (j9HX3)

182 And they have to take the hormones for the rest of their lives, unless they want to de-transition back to the sex that nature made them. "

Thank you for the reply.

I guess my point is, in war, prisoner are taken.

In war, medical supplies become sporadically unavailable.

So if I have diabetes, manageable with medication, I am not eligible to enlist in our military.

Yet...

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 12, 2021 08:37 AM (3D/fK)

183 Lot of folks in the chat on the livestream I was watching were comparing the doddering usurper's speech to Carter's infamous malaise speech.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 12, 2021 08:38 AM (Bmy3R)

184 "166 How to get the passport without the shot is what I'm wondering.
Posted by: Ziba at March 12, 2021 08:33 AM (S1hrL) "

I'm sure that the same channels that supply fake ID to illegals are all ready to go with that once it takes form.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 12, 2021 08:38 AM (AKJpt)

185 O.K. Not being Catholic I don't really understand this.

That's okay. I grew up in a faith tradition that doesn't observe Lent at all. In fact, on my calendar which I received from a Christian college, Ash Wednesday isn't even printed on it. I was trying to figure out Rev's service schedule and I had to look it up on the computer.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 12, 2021 08:39 AM (45fpk)

186 Mrs.Peel,

Go to barnhardt.biz. Use the search tool for "vaccine".

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 12, 2021 08:39 AM (2BZBZ)

187 I guess I see that, J.J.. It just seems like the Right wants to, collectively, make both points at the same time. Cognitive dissonance can lead to madness.

Personally, I'm in the Homeschool or Die Because Public Schooling Is Child Abuse camp. And even most private schools, as they're mostly skin-suits now, too.

"Get the kids back to school" is a nightmarish thing to say.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at March 12, 2021 08:39 AM (OssQ4)

188 But if you've had it you can catch it again. Just like with the shot. Oh, wait...

Getting it again/after vaccination is very rare by the current data. The media's going to blow up any case of it happening in much the same way that they convinced people the US is 40% black gays, but that doesn't make it true.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 12, 2021 08:39 AM (6XLoz)

189 > I will avoid the vaccine as long as possible but I fear it will be mandatory so to get on a plane

I haven't willingly gotten on a commercial flight since 2001, and haven't been on one at all in over five years.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 12, 2021 08:40 AM (QE98t)

190 Kamala is getting the full PDB.

****

The Paolo... how do you say... applies it to her gently AND with force.

Posted by: The Paolo at March 12, 2021 08:40 AM (flINI)

191 The dude who started NXIVM was sentenced to 120 years

really?!?! for what tho? weren't all the participants of age and there voluntarily?!?!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 12, 2021 08:40 AM (j9HX3)

192
O.K. Sorry; I won't say anymore.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 12, 2021 08:34 AM (VP4Cd)

__________

No reason to apologize. Your point is a good one. I'm just not smart enough to make distinctions, so no music means no music.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 12, 2021 08:41 AM (mht8P)

193 Covid has a less than 1% mortality rate.

The vaccine has the same percentage.

I'll take my chances with Covid.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 12, 2021 08:36 AM (Zz0t1)

Same. I haven't felt at risk for Covid one fucking bit and I get an annual flu shot in the Fall. I'm pretty good at detecting when I'm being lied to...

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at March 12, 2021 08:41 AM (y7DUB)

194 161 149 "Most American Schools Are Damaging Your Child"

Give the exact same amount of money per child to the parent and let the wonder of the capitalist economic model provide all the answers.

Sometimes, shit is so simple that it's hard to understand.

Posted by: jwest at March 12, 2021 08:41 AM (/BlEx)

195 Ah the odd customs of the natives.

Just kidding. If you go from a "low" church to a "high" church there are all kinds of new things to learn.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 12, 2021 08:41 AM (VP4Cd)

196
No, it absolutely does not. You're just making shit up. Stop it.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 12, 2021 08:37 AM (QE98t)

Explain what I said that wasn't factual.

People have died from the vaccine, albeit less than 1%.

That is NOT a made up stat. Please. STAY IN YOUR LANE.

You're not my father.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 12, 2021 08:42 AM (Zz0t1)

197 > Go to barnhardt.biz.

Not to be contrary here, but who the fuck is "barnhardt.biz" and what gives them any expertise or credibility in this area?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 12, 2021 08:42 AM (QE98t)

198 But if you've had it you can catch it again. Just like with the shot. Oh, wait...

Getting it again/after vaccination is very rare by the current data. The media's going to blow up any case of it happening in much the same way that they convinced people the US is 40% black gays, but that doesn't make it true.
Posted by: Ian S.

May not make it true, but that's ONE of the government's official reasons for continuing yo wear masks.

Yeah, like Pepperidge Farms, we remember.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2021 08:42 AM (OCTRt)

199 really?!?! for what tho? weren't all the participants of age and there voluntarily?!?!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 12, 2021 08:40 AM (j9HX3)

Black peoples' jokes that white women are the real most protected class aren't wrong.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 12, 2021 08:42 AM (6XLoz)

200 195-For Grammie Winger.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 12, 2021 08:42 AM (VP4Cd)

201 really?!?! for what tho? weren't all the participants of age and there voluntarily?!?!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 12, 2021 08:40 AM (j9HX3)
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There's some question of that. There were allegations - and they seemed substantial, but who knows - that they involved teenagers who may not have been of age at the margins of the cult. It wasn't proven, IIRC. But he went down on consecutive sentences for a lot of things, including a whole lot of racketeering (remember, the sex cult was an adjunct to an MLM/pyramid scheme) and various other things including the branding policy (where members of the cult were branded his and/or Mack's initials).

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2021 08:42 AM (Jsjd7)

202 >>really?!?! for what tho? weren't all the participants of age and there voluntarily?!?!

No. The women's empowerment cult stuff was just one part of NXIVM. He had two underage Mexican sex slaves for several years (sisters). They testified against him.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 12, 2021 08:43 AM (bDqIh)

203 It's offensive beyond words that the State of California chose Aztec chants to teach to elementary school children. If there was a better way to honor Satan himself I can't think what it might be.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at March 12, 2021 08:43 AM (Y5fDH)

204
Any polls published recently on how us common herd view Our Great Leader?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 12, 2021 08:43 AM (mht8P)

205
Point / Counterpoint.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 12, 2021 08:32 AM (s2VJv)

Jane you ignorant slut...

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 12, 2021 08:43 AM (8D42x)

206 191 "The dude who started NXIVM was sentenced to 120 years"

really?!?! for what tho? weren't all the participants of age and there voluntarily?!?!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 12, 2021 08:40 AM (j9HX3)

No, didn't they have some kidnapped sex slaves from Mexico or something?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at March 12, 2021 08:44 AM (Zm+LZ)

207 "Any polls published recently on how us common herd view Our Great Leader? "

103% strong approval.

And trending upward.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 12, 2021 08:44 AM (3D/fK)

208 > Explain what I said that wasn't factual.

That's pretty easy, since you said:
> Covid has a less than 1% mortality rate.
> The vaccine has the same percentage.
And then you said:
> People have died from the vaccine, albeit less than 1%.

QED.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 12, 2021 08:44 AM (QE98t)

209 Digital Panopticon.

There sure are an awful lot of willing camp guards. Stupid $&@ers. Extra rations I guess.

Posted by: Common Tater at March 12, 2021 08:44 AM (KQuMS)

210 Gerald's senate run last 36 hours. WTFO??

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 12, 2021 08:44 AM (yrol0)

211 Grammie you are quoting a troll that shows up weekly.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 12, 2021 08:29 AM (UWffs)

Aw crap.
Posted by: grammie winger

That's ok, we still loves ya !

Hiya Grammie !

Posted by: JT at March 12, 2021 08:45 AM (arJlL)

212 Speaking of global warming, I'm old enough to remember our betters -- now running our country [into the ground] -- like the New York Times telling me The End of Snow was Nigh.
I guess my landscape this morning is filled with cocaine from heaven. Hookers and Blow in Every Lot ... Thanks Beijing Joe and Hunter!

Posted by: ShainS at March 12, 2021 08:45 AM (WqPYg)

213 Can someone verify the NY state rule please?
As a Democrat, you are free to sexually harass a entire starting squad of a basketball team without repercussions. However, sexually harassing the whole starting squad of a volleyball team will force your fellow Dems to make a token effort at denunciation.

Posted by: Downcast at March 12, 2021 08:45 AM (U+T96)

214 No reason to apologize. Your point is a good one. I'm just not smart enough to make distinctions, so no music means no music.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 12, 2021 08:41 AM (mht8P)

A world without classical music is a lonely place.

Posted by: dantesed at March 12, 2021 08:45 AM (88xKn)

215 There sure are an awful lot of willing camp guards. Stupid $&@ers. Extra rations I guess.
Posted by: Common Tater at March 12, 2021 08:44 AM (KQuMS)
++++
There always will be. There's a split and I think it's something like:
- 25% are heroes or potential heroes
- 25% are villains or potential villains
- 50% will follow whoever appears to be in charge

When the villains are in charge, about half of people will just do what they're told and participate as much as is convenient.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2021 08:45 AM (Jsjd7)

216 Yes. People have died from the vaccine. Low percentage but nevertheless deaths are a fact.

Posted by: Ziba at March 12, 2021 08:45 AM (S1hrL)

217 Posted by: Mrs. Peel - Texas Morons, Support HB 1359 at March 12, 2021 08:06 AM (G6Lqs)

Where I live in the Hill Country all schools use IPads. All lessons are posted to Classroom and work is completed on them. It actually works quite well.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at March 12, 2021 08:46 AM (n0yMo)

218 > Covid has a less than 1% mortality rate.
> The vaccine has the same percentage.
And then you said:
> People have died from the vaccine, albeit less than 1%.

QED.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 12, 2021 08:44 AM (QE98t)

Both statements say LESS THAN 1%, which is FACT.

You should stop talking now.

STOP IT. You're just making shit up in your own head.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 12, 2021 08:46 AM (Zz0t1)

219 > That is NOT a made up stat. Please. STAY IN YOUR LANE.

Which one wasn't a "made up stat"? The one where you said it was 1%, or the one where you backpedaled and changed it to "less than 1%"?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 12, 2021 08:46 AM (QE98t)

220 Speaking of global warming, I'm old enough to remember our betters -- now running our country [into the ground] -- like the New York Times telling me The End of Snow was Nigh. ...
Posted by: ShainS at March 12, 2021 08:45 AM (WqPYg)
++++
And if you go back just a bit further to the 70s, those *same* people were talking about the coming ice age and "Snowball Earth."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2021 08:46 AM (Jsjd7)

221 Hiya JT!

Posted by: grammie winger at March 12, 2021 08:47 AM (45fpk)

222 "How to get the passport without the shot is what I'm wondering."

I am pretty sure counterfeit passports are already being designed.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 12, 2021 08:47 AM (2BZBZ)

223 >Both statements say LESS THAN 1%, which is FACT.

But they're not the SAME, hoss.

0.9% and 0.00001% are both "less than one percent", but they're not the SAME.

You said they were the SAME.

Which is garbage.

Backpedal harder.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 12, 2021 08:47 AM (QE98t)

224 Lighten up, Lucretia. You're losing.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 12, 2021 08:48 AM (Bmy3R)

225 Which one wasn't a "made up stat"? The one where you said it was 1%, or the one where you backpedaled and changed it to "less than 1%"?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 12, 2021 08:46 AM (QE98t)

Point to the doll and show me where you MISSED where I said LESS THAN 1% for BOTH ITEMS.

Now, go away. I'm done with you. You're starting fights where there doesn't need to be one.

"Covid has a less than 1% mortality rate.
> The vaccine has the same percentage."

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 12, 2021 08:48 AM (Zz0t1)

226 Explain what I said that wasn't factual.

People have died from the vaccine, albeit less than 1%.

That is NOT a made up stat. Please. STAY IN YOUR LANE.

You're not my father.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 12, 2021 08:42 AM (Zz0t1)

December 14, 2020, through March 8, 2021. During this time, VAERS received 1,637 reports of deaths.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 12, 2021 08:48 AM (yrol0)

227 Just what is it they are doing with those fetal parts that PP is selling at a big price?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 12, 2021 08:48 AM (X7kN9)

228 Speaking of global warming, I'm old enough to remember our betters --
now running our country [into the ground] -- like the New York Times
telling me The End of Snow was Nigh.

Who here remembers the first Erf Day? I remember we had an assembly in the gym. Sounded goofy to me.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 12, 2021 08:48 AM (45fpk)

229 > Point to the doll and show me where you MISSED where I said LESS THAN 1% for BOTH ITEMS.

I've already pointed to the doll where you said they were THE SAME.

They aren't the same. They aren't anywhere close to the same.

Next.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 12, 2021 08:49 AM (QE98t)

230
You said they were the SAME.

Which is garbage.

Backpedal harder.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 12, 2021 08:47 AM (QE98t)

LOLPISSOFF.

What I said wasn't false. Less than 1% is LESS THAN ONE PERCENT.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 12, 2021 08:49 AM (Zz0t1)

231 Again, why would I need the vaccine? I had the 'rona in January. Kidsharn and I had a flu that made us tired, REALLY tired, crappy-feeling. Kidsharn lost sense of taste for a few weeks. We are both fine now.

Hubbysharn got it, and was one of the statistics. He passed away after a few weeks. BUT - Hubbysharn had pre-existing lung problems and he was the first one to speak out against lockdowns.

So tell me again, why do I need a vaccine?

Posted by: Rosasharn at March 12, 2021 08:49 AM (yEBFM)

232 The vaccine has the same percentage.

I'll take my chances with Covid.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 12, 2021 08:36 AM (Zz0t1)

------------------
The J and J version had a zero fatality rate from covid infections in its clinical trial, so I wonder where you got this impression. Without any vaccine, for the worst age and pre-existing medical condition profiles, fatality rates can run as high as 1100x as high as normal (or so claims the CDC).

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at March 12, 2021 08:49 AM (Y5fDH)

233 Oh FFS. *sigh*..I'm gonna go do my yoga.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 12, 2021 08:50 AM (nxdel)

234 > Lighten up, Lucretia. You're losing.

How about you blow me instead?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 12, 2021 08:51 AM (QE98t)

235 Ann Barnhardt is a former investment banker. She quit when she saw how corrupt the system is and how her clients could not invest safely. She converted to Catholicism. So a lot of her blog deals with church issues.

However, she has a posted a lot of stuff about the "vaccine" , ivermectin, hydroxychlorine, etc.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 12, 2021 08:51 AM (2BZBZ)

236 So tell me again, why do I need a vaccine?

Posted by: Rosasharn at March 12, 2021 08:49 AM (yEBFM)

From what I've heard, antibodies remain in your system for about 90 days post-Covid. After that, the Black Death can once again engulf you.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 12, 2021 08:51 AM (45fpk)

237 Joe Mannix, I believe that is an accurate or cogent observation. Depressing, though "dese are da conditions dat prevail".

It illustrates why having quality individuals with integrity and competence is crucial in high positions. We're thoroughly fooked.

Posted by: Common Tater at March 12, 2021 08:52 AM (KQuMS)

238 How about you blow me instead?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 12, 2021 08:51 AM (QE98t)

Congrats. Losing harder now.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 12, 2021 08:52 AM (Bmy3R)

239 > What I said wasn't false. Less than 1% is LESS THAN ONE PERCENT.

0.9% and 0.00001% aren't "the same".

You studied common core math in public school, didn'tcha?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 12, 2021 08:52 AM (QE98t)

240 (or so claims the CDC).
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at March 12, 2021 08:49 AM (Y5fDH)

not to be a contrarian asshole or anything, but i have problems with this bit...

and that's a sad thing to say.

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 12, 2021 08:52 AM (8D42x)

241 America Held Covid Hostage: Day 366

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 12, 2021 08:52 AM (W4eKo)

242 > Ann Barnhardt is a former investment banker.

And that makes her an expert on infectious disease and vaccine production how, exactly?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 12, 2021 08:53 AM (QE98t)

243 Hubbysharn got it, and was one of the statistics. He passed away after a few weeks.

I did not know this. I'm so sorry!

Posted by: grammie winger at March 12, 2021 08:53 AM (45fpk)

244 "... if we do all this ... by July the fourth, there's a good chance you ... will be able to get together... and have a ... barbecue and celebrate Independence Day.

*****

At this point in the speech Biden held up aa photograph with a blindfolded, beaten and disheveled brisket holding up a copy of today's NY Times.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 12, 2021 08:53 AM (m45I2)

245 Can someone please explain to me how we all are to be vaccinated by May, but we are only permitted to meet in small groups on July 4?And there is also the expressly communicated threat that if we don't do what we are told, there WILL be more lockdowns?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 12, 2021 08:53 AM (N39Ws)

246 I'd consider the J&J vaccine since it appears to be a more traditional approach, but the Plussites have genetic immunity to a broad swath of flu-like diseases so I'm extremely leery of any 'experimental' stuff that's going to do weird shit to my system.

Posted by: CppThis at March 12, 2021 08:53 AM (zcf1k)

247 Noticing that stores are putting up new mask signs
to indicate that even if the mandate is over, they still require masks
to enter. And so it continues.

Posted by: Ziba at March 12, 2021 08:23 AM

They are doing that here in NE Texas too but I am still not wearing a mask and not a single person has said a word yet.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at March 12, 2021 08:53 AM (JUOKG)

248 The J and J version had a zero fatality rate from covid infections in its clinical trial, so I wonder where you got this impression. Without any vaccine, for the worst age and pre-existing medical condition profiles, fatality rates can run as high as 1100x as high as normal (or so claims the CDC).
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at March 12, 2021 08:49 AM (Y5fDH)

Impression?

People Died From Vaccines for Covid. J&J is just ONE, and it wasn't approved for use until later, if it even has yet. I don't know.

You cannot say this isn't the case.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 12, 2021 08:53 AM (Zz0t1)

249 good morning. enjoying my first cup of coffee before i move to the porcelain throne and drop a large pelosi.

i'm listening to victor frankel's man's search for meaning. the last time i read excerpts of it was in high school.
i had forgotten the vivid imagery and details of frankel's time in the concentration camps- and how even the littlest decision could mean a beating or death.
there are some really good themes in this book.
i told mrs burton that the libs who have conflated the detention centers on the borders with the concentration camps are despicable humans. there is no comparison. none.
she says, can we agree that both were suffering? yeah. sure. people suffer in their own ways. i said you are missing the point- people don't think anymore or do any critical analysis. there is no comparison between now and then. look i get it. these kids that show up are scared and their parents, being desperate and assholes, send em forward. so yeah they are suffering. but no one is gonna flay them alive and make a lamp shade out of their skin. and that's the point.

Posted by: Jack Burton, who is Super Straight at March 12, 2021 08:54 AM (+trxF)

250 I saw on the news at the gym that the vaccine for the China Flu Scam was not being administered to enough "persons of color".

I wonder what color they are referring to....

More coffee.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 12, 2021 08:54 AM (mEC7p)

251

Dependence back to Bondage

====

I don't want to live in bondage !

Posted by: runner at March 12, 2021 08:54 AM (zr5Kq)

252 Sarah Silverman Is Sick of the Democrats Too

-
She is quite possibly the most despicable female on the planet.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 12, 2021 08:54 AM (VVEnO)

253
Out: Strive to create mutant super-soldiers.

In: No super-straight soldiers need apply.

Posted by: ShainS at March 12, 2021 08:54 AM (WqPYg)

254 I watched a replay of Biden's speech last night on youtube. I kept yelling vulgar explitives from the moment he got to the mike until he took that "oh so dramatic" walk back down that hallway.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 12, 2021 08:54 AM (N39Ws)

255 0.9% and 0.00001% aren't "the same".

You studied common core math in public school, didn'tcha?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 12, 2021 08:52 AM (QE98t)

You're reading into shit that isn't there.

fuckoff. Pick your fights elsewhere.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 12, 2021 08:54 AM (Zz0t1)

256 > Congrats. Losing harder now.

Given that you and Sponge apparently don't understand basic arithmetic, I'm not going to put much credence in your assessment of who is "losing".

But sure, you do you.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 12, 2021 08:54 AM (QE98t)

257
why can't...why can't we all just get along?

Posted by: Zombie Rodney King at March 12, 2021 08:55 AM (7SUd4)

258 What I said wasn't false. Less than 1% is LESS THAN ONE PERCENT.
0.9% and 0.00001% aren't "the same".
You studied common core math in public school, didn'tcha?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 12, 2021 08:52 AM (QE98t)

why are you so invested in splitting hairs on this one? Sponge said they were both less than 1%, which is a factual statement. he didn't get into the minutia of exactly how much, but you insist on arguing over it.

let it go dude.

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 12, 2021 08:55 AM (8D42x)

259 236 So tell me again, why do I need a vaccine?

Posted by: Rosasharn at March 12, 2021 08:49 AM (yEBFM)

From what I've heard, antibodies remain in your system for about 90 days post-Covid. After that, the Black Death can once again engulf you.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 12, 2021 08:51 AM (45fpk)

Don't you need a new vaccine every few months too?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at March 12, 2021 08:55 AM (Zm+LZ)

260 > You're reading into shit that isn't there.

You said the risks were the "same". They aren't.

You fucked up. Admit it and move on.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 12, 2021 08:55 AM (QE98t)

261 this is a dumb argument (about vaccines) because honestly the need to argue it only exists because we are being so terribly oppressed by the medical bureaucracy right now.

it's a marginal vaccine choice for many; but not for others. I trust individuals to make the right call on whether to go for the vaccine or not, perhaps with their actual doctor's advice.

then, see? there really isn't any argument! but no. we are being fed misinformation and being FORCED to all get a vax that doesn't make a lot of sense for many.

so we're all on the same side here - focus on fighting the oppressors, not each other!

vaccines are one way to develop immunity to a novel virus, but getting it is another great way, and even exposure that DOES NOT RESULT IN ILLNESS is a common, natural way. that last one was repressed by Our Betters ON PURPOSE to extend the virus' danger into the November elections.

now that doesn't matter to nature and our immune systems will take their course (hopefully, unless it really is a manmade bug and they are releasing new SARS strains out of labs to keep this crap up, but even *I* am not that cynical)

anyway good morning all! it's a pretty day here.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 12, 2021 08:56 AM (j9HX3)

262 "And that makes her an expert on infectious disease and vaccine production how, exactly?"

No. You're right. You should follow Dr. Fauci's advice.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 12, 2021 08:56 AM (2BZBZ)

263 Moral to the story: Assholes gotta asshole.

Whether you want them to or not.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 12, 2021 08:56 AM (Zz0t1)

264 > Sponge said they were both less than 1%, which is a factual statement

He said they were the SAME. They aren't.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 12, 2021 08:56 AM (QE98t)

265 (or so claims the CDC).
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at March 12, 2021 08:49 AM (Y5fDH)

not to be a contrarian asshole or anything, but i have problems with this bit...

and that's a sad thing to say.
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 12, 2021 08:52 AM (8D42x)

Public health is a bureaucracy and invariably fucks things up.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at March 12, 2021 08:56 AM (y7DUB)

266 newsmax just showed me a clip of biden speaking.

his eyes are black. or they look black.
were they always so?
like staring into the eyes of a shark.

Posted by: Jack Burton, who is Super Straight at March 12, 2021 08:56 AM (+trxF)

267 Don't you need a new vaccine every few months too?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at March 12, 2021 08:55 AM (Zm+LZ)

I'm not sure. I thought it was more like the flu shot, where you get it every year, but I could very well be wrong.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 12, 2021 08:57 AM (45fpk)

268 Noticing that stores are putting up new mask signs
to indicate that even if the mandate is over, they still require masks
to enter. And so it continues.

Posted by: Ziba at March 12, 2021 08:23 AM

They are doing that here in NE Texas too but I am still not wearing a mask and not a single person has said a word yet.
Posted by: Mister Scott

Some stores and restaurants are mad because the state removed their "cover" and forced them to decide to be the bad guys. It was easy when they could claim "the state made us do it".

Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2021 08:57 AM (OCTRt)

269 > No. You're right. You should follow Dr. Fauci's advice.

So, in other words, she has no expertise whatsoever in this area?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 12, 2021 08:57 AM (QE98t)

270 Next week, the California Department of Education will vote on a new statewide ethnic studies curriculum that advocates for the decolonization of American society and elevates Aztec religious symbolism.

Children will raid neighboring white school districts, round up a few virgin 6th graders, and cut out their hearts to honor the God of the Sun.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 12, 2021 08:57 AM (yrol0)

271 245 Can someone please explain to me how we all are to be vaccinated by May, but we are only permitted to meet in small groups on July 4?And there is also the expressly communicated threat that if we don't do what we are told, there WILL be more lockdowns?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 12, 2021 08:53 AM (N39Ws)

I'm also curious about how this presidential permission system is going to work, considering that all of the restrictions have been at the state level and a number of states never had anything of substance.

But maybe this is just part one of their real plan to kill what's left of the economy via a national shutdown. "You plebs didn't do as you were told, so now I gotta do the thing."

Posted by: CppThis at March 12, 2021 08:57 AM (zcf1k)

272 now that doesn't matter to nature and our immune systems will take their course

oops I meant "SO nature and our immune systems will take their course"

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 12, 2021 08:57 AM (j9HX3)

273 Thanks for the info, guys.

I know all the schools are using ipads now. I still don't agree that children should be glued to them for "classwork" every day starting IN KINDERGARTEN. I'm not saying there aren't educational uses for screens, I'm saying that FIVE is too young to start that shit. A five year old should be doing most if not all of his* learning by playing in the world, not by touching a screen.

*fuck off leftists, the almost-5yo next to me right now is a he

Posted by: Mrs. Peel - Texas Morons, Support HB 1359 at March 12, 2021 08:57 AM (G6Lqs)

274 I don't want to live in bondage !
Posted by: runner at March 12, 2021 08:54 AM (zr5Kq)

idk, kind of depends on how hot the dominatrix is...

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 12, 2021 08:58 AM (8D42x)

275 It's offensive beyond words that the State of California chose Aztec chants to teach to elementary school children. If there was a better way to honor Satan himself I can't think what it might be.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent

The heart of Satanic education is still beating.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 12, 2021 08:58 AM (VVEnO)

276 Digital Biden people, Grand Moff Tarkin. You know what I mean ?

Posted by: runner at March 12, 2021 08:59 AM (zr5Kq)

277 St Georges Tox Screen:

https://tinyurl.com/yjdcl5rj

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 12, 2021 08:59 AM (yrol0)

278 If you like your vaccine, you can keep your vaccine!

Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at March 12, 2021 08:59 AM (W4eKo)

279 Twenty Republicans voted to confirm Merrick Garland as AG of the US.

TWENTY.

VOTE HARDER!

Posted by: blaster at March 12, 2021 08:59 AM (ZfRYq)

280 Noticing that stores are putting up new mask signs to indicate that even if the mandate is over, they still require masks to enter. And so it continues.
Posted by: Ziba at March 12, 2021 08:23 AM (S1hrL)
++++
And they're allowed to do so. The problem they now face, though, is they can no longer hide behind the law or an EO. It was easier before this week when the stores could say "we have to do this because of the law." They got to kowtow to the Karens while deflecting rage from the non-Karens. They got to have their cake and eat it, too.

That is now over. The state is no longer taking the deflected wrath. The stores will have to bear it on their own. They can have their own mask rules or not and enforce them or not, but they will have to suffer the consequences on their own. If the Karens outnumber the non-Karens within their customer base, they will be fine. If not, then they will not be fine. It will become a point of market differentiation. This is exactly what none of them want, since making that choice has an unknown outcome since no one really knows how many Karens there are.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2021 08:59 AM (Jsjd7)

281 If my Father in Law hadn't gotten in one of Buchenwalds sewage pits to hide out before the Germans started their death marches he would have become just another grim statistic of the war. No, the border detention centers and concentration camps are not even remotely the same. People who make those comparisons should, if they were able, feel shame.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at March 12, 2021 08:59 AM (flINI)

282 Posted by: Jack Burton, who is Super Straight at March 12, 2021 08:54 AM (+trxF)mes

That is a great book; I have reads it several times.

I appreciate your thoughts.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 12, 2021 09:00 AM (VP4Cd)

283 "Hide the Decline" ?

More like Loss Leader.

Posted by: Marooned at March 12, 2021 09:00 AM (5TnwH)

284 Mengele would have been considered sane compared to the dimwits doing this. And not nearly as ghoulish.
_____________

The patient (woman) who wants to be a man has a choice of procedures. If they have what's called a metoidioplasty, the surgeon constructs a "penis" out of the clitoris. However, this type of surgery results in a very small "penis," and it's typically too small to be used for penetrative sex. The new "penis" can become erect during sexual arousal, because of the erectile abilities of clitoral tissues, although that doesn't always happen.

The other option is called a phalloplasty. In this option, the surgeon uses grafted skin (usually from the forearm) to form a "penis." The "man" gets a bigger penis if this option is chosen, but this type of "penis" can't get erect on its own, so the "man" also has to get a penile implant if "he" wants to try to have sex (and they also usually use erectile dysfunction drugs like viagra). Then if the patient wants a scrotum, there is another surgery (called a scrotoplasty) where the surgeon hollows out and repositions the labia to form a scrotum, and then they implant silicone balls to simulate testicles.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 12, 2021 09:00 AM (k4dH2)

285 166 How to get the passport without the shot is what I'm wondering.
Posted by: Ziba at March 12, 2021 08:33 AM (S1hrL)

Bribe your doctor. Schtup him a couple hundred bucks for a certificate.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 12, 2021 09:01 AM (s2VJv)

286 Can someone give me the link to approved activities by the White House?

I'd really like to play golf today but I'm not sure it's allowed.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 12, 2021 09:01 AM (7moj5)

287 Here is the difference between 0.9% and 0.001%:

If you have a population of 300 million people, and 0.9% die, that is 2.7 million people.

If you have a population of 300 million people, and 0.001% die, that is 3,000 people.

But sure. 2.7 million and 3,000 are "the same". Totally. No difference between them whatsoever.

You guys don't math too good, do you?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 12, 2021 09:01 AM (QE98t)

288 I don't want to live in bondage !

*******

The commute to work is horrendous and the school system is ranked 3rd worst in the state, but there are a nice variety of affordable restaurants and the sales tax is only 2%

Posted by: Muldoon at March 12, 2021 09:02 AM (m45I2)

289 That is now over. The state is no longer taking the deflected wrath

I know I'm excited about this part!

you get to really see which businesses to support, and which to never ever go to again

I have a list! it's growing and I'm having a lot of fun scratching places OFF my list.

btw I haven't been to a PA state store since this started despite having a statie try to follow me out of Total Wine once... I will never go to a PA state stores ever again. NEVER

ALSO! sorry - I wanted to say this whole experience has taught me to avoid big chains of any type - dining or shopping - which is great! I'm naturally going to support small businesses now. not to virtue signal, but to harm the Evil and support the Good. it's fun.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 12, 2021 09:02 AM (j9HX3)

290 FFS. Just hear some expert/therapist giving advice on how to adjust to Daylight Saving. Make changes es slowly, a few minutes at the time daily (how would you even do this?) It is a big chnage and takes weeks ti adjust your body a whole hour so don't try and do it all at once.

Hard to believer this is for real. Is the country this stupid and sissified that an hour chnage is going throw people into a state of confused lethargy?

Sadly, stupid, sissified and in a state of confused lethargy describes at least half the country.

Posted by: Ripley at March 12, 2021 09:02 AM (MxEKc)

291 The 1637 that died from the WuFlu vaccine are getting better.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 12, 2021 09:02 AM (yrol0)

292 Wait, wut? Biden announced national restrictions?

Posted by: blaster at March 12, 2021 09:03 AM (ZfRYq)

293 Bribe your doctor. Schtup him a couple hundred bucks for a certificate.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 12, 2021 09:01 AM (s2VJv)

*****

In my world Schtup means something a bit different.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at March 12, 2021 09:03 AM (flINI)

294 The other option is called a phalloplasty. In this option, the surgeon uses grafted skin (usually from the forearm) to form a "penis." The "man" gets a bigger penis if this option is chosen, but this type of "penis" can't get erect on its own, so the "man" also has to get a penile implant if "he" wants to try to have sex (and they also usually use erectile dysfunction drugs like viagra). Then if the patient wants a scrotum, there is another surgery (called a scrotoplasty) where the surgeon hollows out and repositions the labia to form a scrotum, and then they implant silicone balls to simulate testicles.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 12, 2021 09:00 AM (k4dH2)

Addadicktomy

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 12, 2021 09:03 AM (yrol0)

295 Some stores and restaurants are mad because the state removed their "cover" and forced them to decide to be the bad guys. It was easy when they could claim "the state made us do it".

Nah, these people are perpetual neurotics who believe they know more than the experts (or even "experts) do, and want things to be locked down forever so the store owners don't have badfeels.

They 100% consider themselves wise and intellectual, so when the state does something they don't approve, they instantly accuse the state of being "morons." Absolutely 0% self-reflection or accepting that they - the store owners - may be wrong on this topic. Or any other, for that fact.

Posted by: Homer's Donuts at March 12, 2021 09:03 AM (HK8/E)

296 205
Point / Counterpoint.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 12, 2021 08:32 AM (s2VJv)

Jane you ignorant slut...
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 12, 2021 08:43 AM (8D42x)

"Professor Offit is a moron!"

- - Dr. Martin Abend

(you have to have been a New Yorker in the late 70s-early 80s to get that reference)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 12, 2021 09:03 AM (s2VJv)

297 Hey, did you Front Range CO Morons wake up to several feet of snow this morning? We're walking in sunshine out west.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 12, 2021 09:03 AM (m45I2)

298 292 Wait, wut? Biden announced national restrictions?

Posted by: blaster at March 12, 2021 09:03 AM (ZfRYq

In a sneaky, piece of shit liberal way, yes.

'We will give further guidance on what you can and cannot do once vaccinated....'

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 12, 2021 09:03 AM (7moj5)

299 Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 12, 2021 09:00 AM (k4dH2)

Thanks for the details. It's even worse than I thought. The tyranny of the mentally ill.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at March 12, 2021 09:04 AM (y7DUB)

300 Every day I start by reading the Bible. I like to think of it as a tuning fork, although I suppose tuning forks don't exist anymore! But today I was reading about the three young men who refused to bow down to the statue they were supposed to worship. It was clear to me that we are being tested like that. We are not allowed to question the election, the importance of masks, the wisdom of our elites, etc. I'm done!

Posted by: Chillin the most at March 12, 2021 09:04 AM (lonOK)

301 293 Bribe your doctor. Schtup him a couple hundred bucks for a certificate.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 12, 2021 09:01 AM (s2VJv)

*****

In my world Schtup means something a bit different.
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at March 12, 2021 09:03 AM (flINI)

It has two meanings in Yiddish. That one and bribe.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 12, 2021 09:04 AM (s2VJv)

302 I'm not a biblical scholar or anything but the Rona Vaccine Card has come closest to The Mark of The Beast as anything I've seen.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 12, 2021 09:04 AM (7moj5)

303 292 Wait, wut? Biden announced national restrictions?

Posted by: blaster at March 12, 2021 09:03 AM (ZfRYq)

Oh. I read the content now.

He announced there will be national guidance on what we can and can't do..

Fabulous.

Posted by: blaster at March 12, 2021 09:04 AM (ZfRYq)

304
Daniel Greenfield: "How Communist do you have to get before somebody notices?"
---

Ask a Commie "How far left is TOO far?" ... and they'll look at you like you've got two heads, both of which they eventually want dead.

Posted by: ShainS at March 12, 2021 09:05 AM (WqPYg)

305 >>I'm also curious about how this presidential permission system is going to work, considering that all of the restrictions have been at the state level and a number of states never had anything of substance.

Seems like he's just assuming he has this power and going for broke. Just like how he and Obama use EOs to go around Congress to grant citizenship and so on?

He's got a compliant media, social media and other institutions, a who will attempt to enforce his ridiculous, unconstitutional decrees. It's all so f'd up, really.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 12, 2021 09:05 AM (bDqIh)

306 It has two meanings in Yiddish. That one and bribe.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 12, 2021 09:04 AM (s2VJv)

Ha! I have to Schtup my wife to Schtup my wife!

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 12, 2021 09:06 AM (yrol0)

307 "Unity is what we do together as fellow Americans. Because if we don't
stay vigilant and the conditions change, then we may have to reinstate
restrictions to get back on track," Biden said during the Thursday
address.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 12, 2021 09:06 AM (N39Ws)

308 Point / Counterpoint.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 12, 2021 08:32 AM (s2VJv)
Jane you ignorant slut...
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 12, 2021 08:43 AM (8D42x)
"Professor Offit is a moron!"
- - Dr. Martin Abend
(you have to have been a New Yorker in the late 70s-early 80s to get that reference)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 12, 2021 09:03 AM (s2VJv)

if it's as funny as jane and Dan, i'm sorry to have missed that then. I was in the midwest.

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 12, 2021 09:07 AM (8D42x)

309 Posted by: Mrs. Peel - Texas Morons, Support HB 1359 at March 12, 2021 08:06 AM (G6Lqs)

try to find a traditional Montessori type school
It's all about fine motor skills, logic, hand eye coordination, self-directed learning, mixed age classroom
also very compatible with home schooling if you decide to go that way

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 12, 2021 09:07 AM (nUhF0)

310 It has two meanings in Yiddish. That one and bribe.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 12, 2021 09:04 AM (s2VJv)

*****

Such a great word. So so many great yiddish words that get right to the point. I miss hanging out with all of the european oldsters who so commonly mixed Yiddish, German, Polish and Hebrew. They are all mostly dead at this point

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at March 12, 2021 09:07 AM (flINI)

311 I died on Wednesday so all this doesn't affect me...

Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at March 12, 2021 09:07 AM (UUBmN)

312 You guys don't math too good, do you?

Alright, already. I give.

Posted by: A Dead Horse at March 12, 2021 09:07 AM (W4eKo)

313 Sundown is a putz

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 12, 2021 09:07 AM (GPwVZ)

314 Is it at all possible that transgenderism and the medical process associated with it, the meds (this process takes a few years to complete, no) , the money , is what it is really all about ? obamacare changes made unnecessary procedures, prescriptions that was the norm in medical industry a bit difficult if not impossible. SO they found a new avenue to make money. I am cynical when it comes to that industry. For example, the nursing home atrocities, the dumping of medicaid patients to nursing home been going on at least a decade if not longer. Before, people could stay in the hospital until they recover. Then there was a change and hospitals started to move low income individuals into nursing homes for recovery several days after procedure.

Posted by: runner at March 12, 2021 09:07 AM (zr5Kq)

315 Biden: "Quit your crying or I'll really give you something to cry about."

Posted by: grammie winger at March 12, 2021 09:08 AM (45fpk)

316 295 Some stores and restaurants are mad because the state removed their "cover" and forced them to decide to be the bad guys. It was easy when they could claim "the state made us do it".

Nah, these people are perpetual neurotics who believe they know more than the experts (or even "experts) do, and want things to be locked down forever so the store owners don't have badfeels.

They 100% consider themselves wise and intellectual, so when the state does something they don't approve, they instantly accuse the state of being "morons." Absolutely 0% self-reflection or accepting that they - the store owners - may be wrong on this topic. Or any other, for that fact.
Posted by: Homer's Donuts at March 12, 2021 09:03 AM (HK8/E)

Eh, that's giving most of them a bit too much credit for taking initiative. Corporate establishments have very little autonomy and the head office makes all decisions by committee, so they just go for one size fits all solutions that the lawyers and MBAs consider 'optimal' in a lowest common denominator sort of way.

Posted by: CppThis at March 12, 2021 09:08 AM (zcf1k)

317 I understand Sleepy Creepy promised to tell the truth. I'd call that a tell quite apart from the fact he doesn't know the truth.

Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at March 12, 2021 09:08 AM (lgiXo)

318
Thanks for the details. It's even worse than I thought. The tyranny of the mentally ill.
______________

The male-to-female surgery is even worse, but we've discussed that here before so I won't gross everybody out again.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 12, 2021 09:09 AM (k4dH2)

319 Cancel George Patton! He was super straight!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 12, 2021 09:09 AM (VVEnO)

320 As always, real investigation will lead to some democrat legislative agenda bribed out of some democrat reps and senators.

Posted by: runner at March 12, 2021 09:09 AM (zr5Kq)

321 Wait, wut? Biden announced national restrictions?

Posted by: blaster at March 12, 2021 09:03 AM (ZfRYq)

Oh. I read the content now.
He announced there will be national guidance on what we can and can't do..
Fabulous.

Posted by: blaster at March 12, 2021 09:04 AM (ZfRYq)

yeah, i have a feeling this will test a number of relationships. I'm dealing with that right now. my better half is pretty well bought into the hysteria so we don't go out much, and she' doesn't like any kind of confrontation, so she hates to g out with me because i don't wear a mask.

If that fuck knuckle comes out with national guidelines/shutdown it's going to be tense around the house...

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 12, 2021 09:09 AM (8D42x)

322 Still waiting on the petition to rename the White House to something more inclusive

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 12, 2021 09:09 AM (7moj5)

323 Kamala getting the PDB is prudent, but also part of their plan to inject "feminism" into the military, right up to the commander in chief. They had to steal an election to do it, and they are quickly consolidating power in DC. ... Who are the Shadow Oligarchs pulling the strings?

imo Jarrett/Ayers are a useful wing of the more secretive real globalist families. The Foundations have massive power (and are tax free, so in essence, the pay taxes to themselves, their own "government"). Atlantic Council is central, UN a useful front, Davos and Bilderberg meetings coordinate efforts, an interesting cauldron of trouble brewing up an end to USA and Western style liberty.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 12, 2021 09:10 AM (Cus5s)

324 Brought the personal phone to work today (have a few phone calls I can't miss.) I had forgotten how superior it is to my piece of shit work phone.

Posted by: Aetius451AD personal phone at March 12, 2021 09:11 AM (7OrCI)

325 >>FFS. Just hear some expert/therapist giving advice on how to adjust to Daylight Saving. Make changes es slowly, a few minutes at the time daily (how would you even do this?)

Also, don't forget to wash your hands (see this cute video for instructions on how to do this correctly!), and wear a hat when it's snowing (see this infographic on finding a hat that fits properly!), and . . .

Posted by: MSM Health Experts who think we're children at March 12, 2021 09:11 AM (bDqIh)

326 Bidet for two years, Klamalata for two years and then normalcy.

Posted by: runner at March 12, 2021 09:11 AM (zr5Kq)

327 Sundown is a putz
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 12, 2021 09:07 AM (GPwVZ)

*****

A Schmuck, Schmendric and Schlep too...

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at March 12, 2021 09:11 AM (flINI)

328 Soooo many guidelines to ignore...

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 12, 2021 09:11 AM (7moj5)

329 322 Still waiting on the petition to rename the White House to something more inclusive
Posted by: AlaBAMA

The Rainbow House

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 12, 2021 09:11 AM (nUhF0)

330 Posted by: Chillin the most at March 12, 2021 09:04 AM (lonOK)

That's a great spiritual practice-to read the Bible every day.
It keeps one grounded. Good for you!

I have read "The Book Of Daniel" (again) several times over the past few months. Daniel and his friends are fine examples of being true to their faith in the midst of a different culture. I think the culture is and will turn increasingly against the (faithful) people of the Jewish and Christian faiths.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 12, 2021 09:11 AM (VP4Cd)

331 It has two meanings in Yiddish. That one and bribe.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 12, 2021 09:04 AM (s2VJv)

Ha! I have to Schtup my wife to Schtup my wife!
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 12, 2021 09:06 AM (yrol0)

doesn't every married man after year 3 or so...

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 12, 2021 09:12 AM (8D42x)

332 314 Is it at all possible that transgenderism and the medical process associated with it, the meds (this process takes a few years to complete, no) , the money , is what it is really all about ? obamacare changes made unnecessary procedures, prescriptions that was the norm in medical industry a bit difficult if not impossible. SO they found a new avenue to make money. I am cynical when it comes to that industry. For example, the nursing home atrocities, the dumping of medicaid patients to nursing home been going on at least a decade if not longer. Before, people could stay in the hospital until they recover. Then there was a change and hospitals started to move low income individuals into nursing homes for recovery several days after procedure.
Posted by: runner at March 12, 2021 09:07 AM (zr5Kq)

ding ding ding

#1 faster growing revenue for PP is trans drugs to teenaged girls.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 12, 2021 09:13 AM (yrol0)

333 Don't just settle for what the insurance company is offering! Contact the Law Offices of Schmuck, Schmendric and Schlep!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 12, 2021 09:13 AM (VVEnO)

334 >>Is it at all possible that transgenderism and the medical process associated with it, the meds (this process takes a few years to complete, no) , the money , is what it is really all about ?

Yes, it is a big business.
Planned Parenthood is one of the top dispensers of transgender meds.

Posted by: MSM Health Experts who think we're children at March 12, 2021 09:13 AM (bDqIh)

335 I am going to be following my normal procedure for dealing with the time change: stay up three hours too late on Sunday night, groggily get up Ann hour early on Monday, spend all week trying to get used to it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD personal phone at March 12, 2021 09:14 AM (7OrCI)

336 327 Sundown is a putz
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 12, 2021 09:07 AM (GPwVZ)

*****

A Schmuck, Schmendric and Schlep too...
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at March 12, 2021 09:11 AM (flINI)

Goniffing chazar momzer paskudnyak.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 12, 2021 09:14 AM (s2VJv)

337 322 Still waiting on the petition to rename the White House to something more inclusive
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 12, 2021 09:09 AM (7moj5)

Under Bhussein and Commielala the Mulato House works.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 12, 2021 09:14 AM (yrol0)

338 The United States has contracted a terminal illness.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at March 12, 2021 09:14 AM (8Gsut)

339 doesn't every married man after year 3 or so...
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 12, 2021 09:12 AM (8D42x)

More often if you cant hold out that long!

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 12, 2021 09:15 AM (yrol0)

340 In my world Schtup means something a bit different.
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report

It has two meanings in Yiddish. That one and bribe.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

******

Both meanings involve a tip.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 12, 2021 09:15 AM (m45I2)

341 Bidet for two years, Klamalata for two years and then normalcy.
Posted by: runner at March 12, 2021 09:11 AM (zr5Kq)

i don't think he'll last that long. Oh, i thought that was the original plan, but i think he's going down hill faster than planned and we're going to see pres kamala sooner than we thought.

so the question becomes, do they over turn the 22nd amendment, or simply ignore it because "historic first woman of color" president...

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 12, 2021 09:15 AM (8D42x)

342 been reading daily bread booklets as well.

i don't know if Christ is set to return. certainly there are many signs you can point to that are in Revelations and other prophecies, but we've seen them before.
so really, as it states, only God knows when the time will come.

and perhaps the end is not near. at the rate we are going, it would almost be welcome. but it could be that we are just entering another period of peak human willful stupidity and ignorance. and maybe this means half of our country loses their lives, our nation is broken up into regions, and the chicoms own the pac nw.
i've learned that this is the way of all things, all empires. people get complacent, they forget, they become cruel, and they forget God. and this is the result.
dark ages. yeah. good times.

Posted by: Jack Burton, who is Super Straight at March 12, 2021 09:16 AM (+trxF)

343 That's a great spiritual practice-to read the Bible every day.

-
Plus fire, brimstone and the four horsemen is a great pick me up after JJ's Morning Report.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 12, 2021 09:16 AM (VVEnO)

344 groggily get up Ann hour early on Monday, spend all week trying to get used to it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD personal phone at March 12, 2021 09:14 AM (7OrCI)

Get Ann up for a Schtupping??

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 12, 2021 09:16 AM (yrol0)

345 All I can say about this alleged "national guidance" is that here in Tennessee most customers in stores with 'masks required' signs wear masks but other than that the field of fucks is well and truly barren.

Posted by: CppThis at March 12, 2021 09:16 AM (zcf1k)

346 The United States has contracted a terminal illness.
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at March 12, 2021 09:14 AM (8Gsut)
++++
If it's any consolation to you (it isn't to me, but that's me), it isn't just us. The entirety of Western Civilization is afflicted.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2021 09:17 AM (Jsjd7)

347 Bidet for two years, Klamalata for two years and then normalcy.
Posted by: runner at March 12, 2021 09:11 AM (zr5Kq)

What "normalcy?" Even if the election won't be rigged - and you can bet your sweet ass it will - we are so culturally and societally fucked up, nothing will ever be normal again.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 12, 2021 09:17 AM (s2VJv)

348 this comment intentionally redacted

Posted by: vmom super straight stabby stabber stabalot at March 12, 2021 09:17 AM (nUhF0)

349 Posted by: Chillin the most at March 12, 2021 09:04 AM (lonOK)

And I love your analogy to it being like using a tuning fork!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 12, 2021 09:17 AM (VP4Cd)

350 Remember everyone. Less than 1% doesn't mean it equals less than 1% if someone has a bee buzzing around up their ass about it.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 12, 2021 09:18 AM (Zz0t1)

351 In my world Schtup means something a bit different.
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at March 12, 2021 09:03 AM (flINI)

It has two meanings in Yiddish. That one and bribe.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 12, 2021 09:04 AM (s2VJv)

Schtup her, bribe him.

10-4!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2021 09:18 AM (OCTRt)

352 doesn't every married man after year 3 or so...
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 12, 2021 09:12 AM (8D42x)

More often if you cant hold out that long!
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 12, 2021 09:15 AM (yrol0)

i was accounting for the 3 stages of married sex.
stage 1: honeymoon sex, everywhere at any time.
stage 2: standard sex, bedroom on special occassions.
stage 3: hallway sex, walk past each other saying fuck you...

I'll be here all week. try the veal.

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 12, 2021 09:18 AM (8D42x)

353 314 Is it at all possible that transgenderism and the medical process associated with it, the meds (this process takes a few years to complete, no) , the money , is what it is really all about ?
________________

Nothing would surprise me. There are certainly lots of people making money off of this lunacy. Plastic surgeons who do the "transition" surgeries. (And it's not just surgeries to create fake genitals. They also do surgeries to "feminize" the faces of men, shave their Adams' Apples, etc., to make them look more like real women. And they also do surgeries like bicep implants into the tranny women, to make them look more like real men). Then there are the psychiatrists and psychologists who make bank "counseling" these confused souls, both before and after their "transition" surgeries. And of course as we read recently, Planned Parenthood (which is ALL about the money) has gotten into the racket and is now offering hormone treatments in its clinics. And of course the drug manufacturers love having new customers who have to commit to taking drugs for their entire lives.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 12, 2021 09:19 AM (k4dH2)

354 stage 3: hallway sex, walk past each other saying fuck you...

I'll be here all week. try the veal.
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 12, 2021 09:18 AM (8D42x)

ha!

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 12, 2021 09:19 AM (yrol0)

355 " ...

Such a great word. So so many great yiddish words that get right to the point. I miss hanging out with all of the european oldsters who so commonly mixed Yiddish, German, Polish and Hebrew. They are all mostly dead at this point

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at March 12, 2021 09:07 AM (flINI) "

this !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 12, 2021 09:20 AM (AKJpt)

356 stage 3: hallway sex, walk past each other saying fuck you...

I'll be here all week. try the veal.
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 12, 2021 09:18 AM (8D42x)

/punchline

guess a bj is out of the question?

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 12, 2021 09:20 AM (yrol0)

357 That's a great spiritual practice-to read the Bible every day.
-
Plus fire, brimstone and the four horsemen is a great pick me up after JJ's Morning Report.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 12, 2021 09:16 AM (VVEnO)

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 12, 2021 09:20 AM (8D42x)

358 Biden can LOLGF. I have not worn a mask in months and I will never take the vaccine. And I meet with people all the time in small and large groups. The PlanDemic is a non entity in my life.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 12, 2021 09:20 AM (r6ZcQ)

359
guess a bj is out of the question?
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 12, 2021 09:20 AM (yrol0)]

See: Special occasions clause. Example: Steak and a BJ day, which is THIS SUNDAY.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 12, 2021 09:21 AM (Zz0t1)

360 What "normalcy?" Even if the election won't be rigged - and you can bet your sweet ass it will - we are so culturally and societally fucked up, nothing will ever be normal again.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 12, 2021 09:17 AM (s2VJv)

we were fk up for a while; with Trump we had two steps forward, with bidet, one step back. it is not always forward. constant fight.

gotta run.

Posted by: runner at March 12, 2021 09:22 AM (zr5Kq)

361 See: Special occasions clause. Example: Steak and a BJ day, which is THIS SUNDAY.
Posted by: Sponge

Nice! So where are you going to get that?

Posted by: Tonypete at March 12, 2021 09:22 AM (Rvt88)

362 245 Can someone please explain to me how we all are to be vaccinated
by May, but we are only permitted to meet in small groups on July 4?
===============
because they are amateur tyrants trying out their newfound skills at dictating. Pay no attention, and when the cops come to your door tell them you will take their actions personally and make it your lifelong ambition to provide payback. In a purely legal way, of course. Not a threat, but they are making a personal enemy.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at March 12, 2021 09:22 AM (Y5fDH)

363 one last one :

ding ding ding

#1 faster growing revenue for PP is trans drugs to teenaged girls.
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 12, 2021 09:13 AM (yrol0)

Shine the light.

Posted by: runner at March 12, 2021 09:23 AM (zr5Kq)

364 Grammie:

1. Annual flu shot is recommended because the influenza virus undergoes major genetic shifts every year. Coronaviruses undergo minor shifts (hence the MSM announcing breathlessly the emergence of a new strain !!eleventy). The minor shifts are less likely to change the efficacy of the vaccine, and cross immunity between various strains is more likely to provide some degree of protection.

2. The presence of detectable antibodies following vaccination is not the only measure of acquired immunity. The immune system has "memory" of prior exposure, whether to the live virus or to a vaccine, which resides in lymphocytes, allowing for rapid reaction of the immune system in the event of future exposure. Time will tell whether one of the different vaccines has better long term immunity.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 12, 2021 09:23 AM (m45I2)

365 358 Biden can LOLGF. I have not worn a mask in months and I will never take
the vaccine. And I meet with people all the time in small and large
groups. The PlanDemic is a non entity in my life.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 12, 2021 09:20 AM (r6ZcQ)

I envy you. At work, once I get up from my desk, I have to mask up. Employer rules.
Any public place? Any retail outfit? Gym? Have to mask up. Drop the dog off at doggy daycare? Masks are mandatory.Over half my friends, those near and dear to me, are all in on this mask madness.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 12, 2021 09:23 AM (N39Ws)

366 people get complacent, they forget, they become cruel, and they forget God. and this is the result

I agree with you.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 12, 2021 09:23 AM (VP4Cd)

367 For example, the nursing home atrocities, the dumping of medicaid patients to nursing home been going on at least a decade if not longer. Before, people could stay in the hospital until they recover. Then there was a change and hospitals started to move low income individuals into nursing homes for recovery several days after procedure.
Posted by: runner at March 12, 2021 09:07 AM (zr5Kq)

The core mission of medicine is to save lives and do no harm. It's been turned on it's head, mostly by the shrinks.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at March 12, 2021 09:24 AM (y7DUB)

368
Nice! So where are you going to get that?
Posted by: Tonypete at March 12, 2021 09:22 AM (Rvt88

Likely part of the "hallway sex" clause. Wife will tell me off in some way and I'll respond with "blow me."

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 12, 2021 09:24 AM (Zz0t1)

369 we were fk up for a while; with Trump we had two
steps forward, with bidet, one step back. it is not always forward.
constant fight.

Posted by: runner at March 12, 2021 09:22 AM (zr5Kq)

==============
Love your optimism. Hope I can someday share it.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at March 12, 2021 09:25 AM (Y5fDH)

370 Yo, Daywalkers! Wazzup?

You're up!

Posted by: Denizens of The ONT at March 12, 2021 09:26 AM (DMUuz)

371 ==============
Love your optimism. Hope I can someday share it.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at March 12, 2021 09:25 AM (Y5fDH)

Yeah. This.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 12, 2021 09:26 AM (Zz0t1)

372 From what I've heard, antibodies remain in your system for about 90 days post-Covid. After that, the Black Death can once again engulf you.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 12, 2021 08:51 AM (45fpk)

Don't you need a new vaccine every few months too?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy -

Here in Ohio, unless you have no life and spend all your time online looking for an appointment, you're not going to even GET the damn vaccine. Well, I don't have a life but I do need to get up and go to work every day, so I'm out of the mad race for now. And here I am, just about 29...

Posted by: Rosasharn at March 12, 2021 09:26 AM (yEBFM)

373 Nice! So where are you going to get that?
Posted by: Tonypete at March 12, 2021 09:22 AM (Rvt88

Likely part of the "hallway sex" clause. Wife will tell me off in some way and I'll respond with "blow me."
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 12, 2021 09:24 AM (Zz0t1)

and then a dirty look right?

do they all use the same playbook?

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 12, 2021 09:26 AM (8D42x)

374 How about you blow me instead?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 12, 2021 08:51 AM (QE98t)
Oooh, whip it out!!

Posted by: S Fluke at March 12, 2021 09:26 AM (zkS5c)

375 "Eh, that's giving most of them a bit too much credit for taking initiative. Corporate establishments have very little autonomy and the head office makes all decisions by committee, so they just go for one size fits all solutions that the lawyers and MBAs consider 'optimal' in a lowest common denominator sort of way.

I have multiple friends who live in Texas who have called me to rant that because Gov. Abbott has decided to let people make adult decisions on how to handle the virus, that the governor "just doesn't CAAAAARE!"

I betcha that every one of these committees to which you're referring has one of these neurotics who, no matter how much power they have, has a football-field sized chip on their shoulder whereas if everyone doesn't immediately do what he/she says, then he/she feels "invalidated."

Of course, these same people absolutely hate conflict of any kind, so much better for them to use the state and its police force to validate them, even if it means bloody, bloody oppression. All so that these tinpot bureaucrats can have the goodfeels.

Posted by: Homer's Donuts at March 12, 2021 09:26 AM (HK8/E)

376 Likely part of the "hallway sex" clause. Wife will tell me off in some way and I'll respond with "blow me."
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 12, 2021 09:24 AM (Zz0t1)

****
Tell her that BJ's are part of the Good and Plenty Clause in the Constitution.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at March 12, 2021 09:26 AM (flINI)

377 Ah, John Dean. Stretching his 15-minutes of infamy into infinity.

Amazing how Donnie TwoScoops continues to live luxuriously, rent-free, in their otherwise empty heads.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at March 12, 2021 09:27 AM (NYS7S)

378 a gentleman is schtum on the schtup

Posted by: REDACTED at March 12, 2021 09:28 AM (6iURM)

379 Pretend POTOS and VPOTUS will speak in public today, amazingly, at 2:30 pm Eastern

The President and The Vice President deliver remarks on the American Rescue Plan; Members of Congress also attend

We shall see if VPOTUS steals the show

Posted by: Gref at March 12, 2021 09:28 AM (AMIL/)

380 Posted by: SturmToddler at March 12, 2021 09:20 AM (8D42x)

LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 12, 2021 09:29 AM (VP4Cd)

381 Wife will tell me off in some way and I'll respond with "blow me."
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 12, 2021 09:24 AM

Have you managed to successfully implement "Calm down." yet?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 12, 2021 09:29 AM (DMUuz)

382 Of course, these same people absolutely hate conflict of any kind, so much better for them to use the state and its police force to validate them, even if it means bloody, bloody oppression. All so that these tinpot bureaucrats can have the goodfeels.
Posted by: Homer's Donuts at March 12, 2021 09:26 AM (HK8/E)

i know so many people like this. i hate conflict, so you just need to do what the governor says about this so we don't have to face any choice". oit's frustrating.

and when you try to have a discussion about it, they can't actually refute a solid point.

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 12, 2021 09:29 AM (8D42x)

383 In a quandry and need (well, not really) ruling.

Woodford Reserve Smoked Maple (an impulse purchase to ease Mrs IMG into bourbon) on French Toast.

On the one hand, maple plus French Toast
On the other hand, it's not a syrup
On the gripping hand, it's bourbon

What say the Horde?

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at March 12, 2021 09:29 AM (8C7+r)

384 365

I work from home so no masks there. But as far as detail places they all have signs in the window saying wear a mask. I ignore the signs. So far nobody has said anything to me.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 12, 2021 09:30 AM (r6ZcQ)

385 Pretend POTOS and VPOTUS will speak in public today, amazingly, at 2:30 pm Eastern
Posted by: Gref at March 12, 2021 09:28 AM (AMIL/)

Honestly, I'm amazed they're allowing the meat puppet to be seen "in public" again so soon after his Adderall infused rant last night.

Could be what finally does the old shitbag in.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at March 12, 2021 09:30 AM (NYS7S)

386 Pretend POTOS and VPOTUS will speak in public today, amazingly, at 2:30 pm Eastern

The President and The Vice President deliver remarks on the American Rescue Plan; Members of Congress also attend

We shall see if VPOTUS steals the show
Posted by: Gref at March 12, 2021 09:28 AM (AMIL/)

I'm guessing he spends 2 minutes introducing her.

and no questions.

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 12, 2021 09:30 AM (8D42x)

387 Have you managed to successfully implement "Calm down." yet?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 12, 2021 09:29 AM (DMUuz)

is it that time of the month?

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 12, 2021 09:30 AM (yrol0)

388 The Washington Post's Josh Rogin revealed that the Biden White House has confirmed several of the Trump administration's claims about Wuhan and the source of COVID-19.

"There wasn't significant or meaningful disagreement regarding the information presented in the [Jan 15] fact sheet. No one is disputing the information, the fact that these data points exist, the fact that they are accurate. Where there was some discomfort was that [the Trump administration] put spin on the ball."

Posted by: Killer Biden at March 12, 2021 09:30 AM (3aI0K)

389 Wife will tell me off in some way and I'll respond with "blow me."
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 12, 2021 09:24 AM

Have you managed to successfully implement "Calm down." yet?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 12, 2021 09:29 AM (DMUuz)

oh, let us know when this is tried. i want to see the sky lightup like a nuclear event...

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 12, 2021 09:32 AM (8D42x)

390 NOOD.

Art.

Fire and brimstone.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 12, 2021 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)

391 Even though the governor has said mask mandate is over and business is 100% open, most big places are still in lockdown and mask wearing mode. The bankrupt Neiman Marcus with empty shelves won't let you touch a thing.

Posted by: AnnaS at March 12, 2021 09:32 AM (l4l/z)

392 >>FFS. Just hear some expert/therapist giving advice on how to adjust to Daylight Saving. Make changes es slowly, a few minutes at the time daily (how would you even do this?)
_____________

Or just move to Arizona where we don't do DST and save yourself the trouble.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 12, 2021 09:32 AM (k4dH2)

393 In a quandry and need (well, not really) ruling.

Woodford Reserve Smoked Maple (an impulse purchase to ease Mrs IMG into bourbon) on French Toast.

On the one hand, maple plus French Toast
On the other hand, it's not a syrup
On the gripping hand, it's bourbon

What say the Horde?
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at March 12, 2021 09:29 AM (8C7+r)

it's woodford, i'd say go for it, but treat it like real syrup and not the artificial stuff. use sparingly at first to get the right mix.

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 12, 2021 09:33 AM (8D42x)

394 Posted by: Muldoon at March 12, 2021 09:23 AM (m45I2)

================
thanks for answering her question Muldoon, as I too wondered about it.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at March 12, 2021 09:34 AM (Y5fDH)

395 For example, the nursing home atrocities, the dumping of medicaid patients to nursing home been going on at least a decade if not longer. Before, people could stay in the hospital until they recover. Then there was a change and hospitals started to move low income individuals into nursing homes for recovery several days after procedure.
Posted by: runner at March 12, 2021 09:07 AM (zr5Kq)

The core mission of medicine is to save lives and do no harm. It's been turned on it's head, mostly by the shrinks.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at March 12, 2021 09:24 AM (y7DUB)

When my mom was in the hospital I met her heart specialist often, and he asked me out. I was hesitant as he was a heart surgeon and I had trouble thinking about what his hands do-I'm weird- but eventually he said he had gone into medicine to become a healer! I really liked that, so I dated him. I don't know how many people become doctors cause they want to be healers.

Posted by: Chillin the most at March 12, 2021 09:34 AM (lonOK)

396 I work from home so no masks there. But as far as detail places they all have signs in the window saying wear a mask. I ignore the signs. So far nobody has said anything to me.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 12, 2021 09:30 AM (r6ZcQ)

same. the only places in VA i've had to wear a mask are Dr. office, hair cuts, and VA ABC. other than that, i manage to go without wearing one. and almost no one says boo.

the couple that have, i say medical condition pursuant to govs EO and they let me in.

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 12, 2021 09:35 AM (8D42x)

397 >>> Woodford Reserve Smoked Maple (an impulse purchase to ease Mrs IMG into bourbon) on French Toast.

On the one hand, maple plus French Toast
On the other hand, it's not a syrup
On the gripping hand, it's bourbon

What say the Horde?
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at March 12, 2021 0929 AM (8C7+r)

I've had the whisky before and it's wonderful. No need to mix with anything especially toast. I generally don't like any sweet-alcohol combinations. But this I liked. It's smoky and smooth. Just give her a shot's worth of it and have her sip. She'll like it. But as for her transitioning to bourbon, I hate bourbon, I much prefer scotch, and that didn't change.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 12, 2021 09:35 AM (yh2er)

398 it is interesting to see heels up kamala next to immortin joe in all of these press conferences.

but i know what they are up to. this is a very subtle psychological trick to show the american people that she is always present. they get used to seeing her in the background- all of the time. at all events.
and eventually when ol joe abdicates, she is there, a calming, reassuring presence. she has always been there- in the talks, taking calls from world leaders, next to lunchbucket joe.
we are in good hands.

Posted by: Jack Burton, who is Super Straight at March 12, 2021 09:37 AM (+trxF)

399 Normalcy, yea right.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * keeping my sanity in the freezer at March 12, 2021 09:42 AM (rcvWN)

400 Posted by: Chillin the most at March 12, 2021 09:34 AM (lonOK)

I'd like to think most of them. Muldoon seems to be a good example of that based on the easy to understand professional advice he gives us here. Others might have a good aptitude for the curriculum but be relatively amoral. I've been pretty fortunate with my healthcare providers for whatever reason, hopefully because most of them are in fact dedicated professionals.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at March 12, 2021 09:42 AM (y7DUB)

401 CH, living in NJ, I appreciate the great medical care available to my parents in Cleveland. We don't have anything close to it.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at March 12, 2021 09:51 AM (Y5fDH)

402 So the Pentagon is now attacking Tucker Carlson for pointing out the absurdity of pregnant women in flight suits and obsession with morale destroying identity politics.

We're done. It's over. The Chinese military are going to kick our asses on land, sea, air and probably in space as well.

Furthermore I am convinced that when the time comes, the purged and politically pure military will turn their guns on the citizens of this country without hesitation.

Posted by: Ernie McCracken at March 12, 2021 10:19 AM (Lb/NQ)

403 Do we have a list of which governors send Pretorian guard troops to protect the capital, and then maintained an occupation force after the phony threat was exposed as a Leftist political ploy. I think they need to some equipment shortages and base closings under the next legitimate administration. The governors just failed the background test and need to have their firearms removed. They can have unarmed troops for floods and hurricanes and whatnot.

Posted by: Downcast at March 12, 2021 10:39 AM (U+T96)

404 "All societies are based on rules to protect pregnant women and young children. All else is surplusage, excrescence, adornment, luxury, or folly which can - and must - be dumped in emergency to preserve this prime function. As racial survival is the only universal morality, no other basic is possible. Attempts to formulate a "perfect society" on any foundation other than "Women and children first!" is not only witless, it is automatically genocidal. Nevertheless, starry-eyed idealists (all of them [putatively] male) have tried endlessly - and no doubt will keep trying." -- Robert A. Heinlein

Posted by: aelfheld at March 12, 2021 10:52 AM (Zy9Yy)

405 Love the TOS reference! I actually watched that episode a few months back. And I was thinking it was an absolutely perfect metaphor for our current situation.

Posted by: Andy_in_Colorado at March 12, 2021 11:15 AM (CBrao)

406 Xiden is going let us celebrate the 4th? Did he ask Obama about that first or Mooochelle?

Posted by: I am not corey Booker at March 12, 2021 07:09 PM (EcD5Y)

407 Lll)llllllll

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