Democrats in New York State's Assembly Give Green Light to "Impeachment Inquiry" Into Murderous Actions of Andrew "Governor Party Tits" Cuomo

Oh wait, this isn't about him killing 15,552 people so that his hospital donors would make more money.

It's about molesting women.

Democrats in the state Assembly on Thursday gave a green light for an "impeachment investigation" of Gov. Andrew Cuomo by the Judiciary Committee -- the first step toward potentially removing him from office.
Speaker Carl Heastie (D-The Bronx) announced the momentous decision following an afternoon meeting of the entire Democratic Assembly conference.
Heastie said he was "authorizing the Assembly Judiciary Committee to begin an impeachment investigation, led by Chair Charles D. Lavine, to examine allegations of misconduct against Governor Cuomo."
"The reports of accusations concerning the governor are serious," Heastie said.

You know what else is pretty serious? Mass murder.

Posted by: Ace at 06:38 PM

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1 Here

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 11, 2021 06:39 PM (3H9h1)

2 Yep

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 11, 2021 06:39 PM (PfitC)

3 So, is is beginning?

Posted by: Mikls unaccustomed to such at March 11, 2021 06:39 PM (QzkSJ)

4 Super Straight

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 11, 2021 06:40 PM (3H9h1)

5 I'm reserving judgment until I see his tax returns.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 11, 2021 06:40 PM (hku12)

6 I noodeded.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 11, 2021 06:41 PM (3H9h1)

7 What is the latest on WitchDoktor?

Posted by: ... at March 11, 2021 06:41 PM (uEbPt)

8 I still want to know why go after him now as opposed to closer to an election. What did he do to cross AOC and/or Harris to get the knives stuck into his face?

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 11, 2021 06:41 PM (GbPPJ)

9 I mean, the sexual harassment will get him life in prison, right? /s

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 11, 2021 06:41 PM (bkUtD)

10 eh, they;ll ignore it as hard as they can, but it'll still get rid of him. so bring on the popcorn

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 11, 2021 06:41 PM (8D42x)

11 Watch me now as I delete my #4 comment.

Posted by: f'd at March 11, 2021 06:42 PM (urf1n)

12 Speaking as a Super Straight man, I am chagrined by his molestation of women.

But I'm still more bothered by the consignment of thousands of grandmas and grandpas to a horribly painful death just to save his donors some money.

Posted by: ace at March 11, 2021 06:42 PM (5+1A/)

13
It's about molesting women.

It's about "molesting" women.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 11, 2021 06:42 PM (8NLnQ)

14 Does anyone know where WitchDoktor lives?

Posted by: SMH at March 11, 2021 06:42 PM (n27kQ)

15 It's a little known fact that when the Israelis snagged Eichmann from Argentina, it wasn't because of 6M dead Jews, it was because he wore a shirt with naked women on it.

Posted by: pep at March 11, 2021 06:42 PM (v16oJ)

16 Hot Needle of Inquiry

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2021 06:42 PM (tA4u1)

17 Impeachment, "Inquiry," includes the word, "Impeachment," so it's serious!

Posted by: davidt at March 11, 2021 06:43 PM (5ZHS+)

18 hiya

Posted by: JT at March 11, 2021 06:43 PM (arJlL)

19 Women women or those who claim to be womyn?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2021 06:44 PM (tA4u1)

20 willowed:

Actress and former Fox News pundit Stacey Dash revealed she is quitting politics, saying that being a Trump supporter has put her in a "box" and she regrets her "angry" commentary. She now seeks to rebuild her acting career.

https://tinyurl.com/tdpz46z4

Posted by: SMH at March 11, 2021 06:44 PM (n27kQ)

21 Posted by: SMH at March 11, 2021 06:42 PM (n27kQ)

He lives near Washington D.C,-in VA.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 11, 2021 06:44 PM (VP4Cd)

22 What is the latest on WitchDoktor?

Posted by: ... at March 11, 2021 06:41 PM (uEbPt)

You mean since this morning? If you weren't here earlier, his sister posted, he's hospitalized after an overdose. Evidently treatment was focusing on that initially. Presumably the underlying mental health stuff will come later.

If you saw that already, I don't know if I've seen anything since, but I haven't been around here all day either. It's just, I see this is the second time you asked, so evidently no one responded to your earlier question.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 11, 2021 06:44 PM (hku12)

23 Mass murder of the elderly is only a bigger deal than making a half-dozen upper middle class white women uncomfortable for 5 minutes or so when the New York Times says it is and not until.

Posted by: The Ghost of Pandemic Present at March 11, 2021 06:44 PM (dYe5S)

24 NY Democrats are hoping people forget their complicity in murder of the elderly. That's why they are letting this go forward- as a political diversion. There are a lot of them on the record previously supporting and approving what Gov Nipple Bars did.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 11, 2021 06:44 PM (zruA2)

25 "The reports of accusations concerning the governor are serious," Heastie said.
I, on the other hand, am an utterly unserious buffoon.

Posted by: Carl Heastie at March 11, 2021 06:44 PM (v16oJ)

26 Have doubts it will happen but good luck to them

Posted by: Skip at March 11, 2021 06:44 PM (Cxk7w)

27 >> I still want to know why go after him now as opposed to closer to an election. What did he do to cross AOC and/or Harris to get the knives stuck into his face?
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria

He refused to grab THEIR tits.

Posted by: Aviator at March 11, 2021 06:44 PM (HQ9Sl)

28 "The reports of accusations concerning the governor are serious,"

Where do they find these retards? Reports of accusations? Could you be more wishy-washy?

Be a man...say what you mean.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 11, 2021 06:44 PM (Q9lwr)

29 Turn out the lights,
The party's over.

Posted by: Don Meredith at March 11, 2021 06:44 PM (kTF2Z)

30 How could you hate on a super straight from the empire state?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 11, 2021 06:45 PM (63Dwl)

31 Wyatt Earp

Heard anything about recalling our governor ?

Posted by: JT at March 11, 2021 06:45 PM (arJlL)

32 She now seeks to rebuild her acting career.
....um....

Posted by: pep at March 11, 2021 06:45 PM (v16oJ)

33 This isn't the hot beef injection Cuomo was seeking, is it.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 11, 2021 06:45 PM (zruA2)

34 Thanks for the heads up, BurtTC.

Praying for him and his family.

Posted by: SMH at March 11, 2021 06:46 PM (n27kQ)

35 Some offenses are worse than others. I thought murder would be tops...but their feelz were hurt...

Posted by: Mishdog at March 11, 2021 06:46 PM (cqAUI)

36 Cuomo is such a h8tr for only going after genetic females.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2021 06:46 PM (tA4u1)

37 Speaking as a Super Straight man, I am chagrined by his molestation of women.

But I'm still more bothered by the consignment of thousands of
grandmas and grandpas to a horribly painful death just to save his
donors some money.

Posted by: ace at March 11, 2021 06:42 PM (5+1A/)
Obviously his unwillingness to molest trans women mean's he's racist.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 11, 2021 06:46 PM (hku12)

38 "The reports of accusations concerning the governor are serious,"

Especially the stinkfinger

Posted by: Marcus T at March 11, 2021 06:47 PM (zruA2)

39 9 I still want to know why go after him now as opposed to closer to an election. What did he do to cross AOC and/or Harris to get the knives stuck into his face?
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 11, 2021 06:41 PM (GbPPJ)

Is it possible he was making a play at being chosen as vice president when the Biden charade ends? So they decided to do this now to kill that.

Alternative is that they're doing it now so he doesn't challenge Harris in 2024, or go after potential open senate seats.

Posted by: buzzion at March 11, 2021 06:47 PM (vMCab)

40 Real men don't eat queef.

Posted by: Andrew Cuomo, Contemplating Gender Reassignment at March 11, 2021 06:47 PM (sWM8x)

41 So, is is beginning?
Posted by: Mikls unaccustomed to such at March 11, 2021 06:39 PM

We won't know until we hear from that guy who always thinks it's beginning.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 11, 2021 06:47 PM (rBtIz)

42 JT the way I heard it 6 months ago was its not possible by Pennsylvania law

Posted by: Skip at March 11, 2021 06:47 PM (Cxk7w)

43
Who cares about 15000 crumblies who were going to kick it anyway when six or seven brave Leftist women were raped by this monster?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 11, 2021 06:47 PM (mht8P)

44 I'm Italian. We get handsy. It's our culture. Stop being a hater.

Plus, she had really nice knockers.

Posted by: Andy Cuomo at March 11, 2021 06:48 PM (kTF2Z)

45 I guess the real question is why isn't the state GOP going after him hard over the nursing home deaths and borderline euthanasia of the mentally challenged, but we all know the answer to that; most of us, anyway...

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at March 11, 2021 06:48 PM (y7DUB)

46 Cuomo's gonna' skate. This shit is just rattling the cage a bit. Get in line Party Tits, you're not at bat yet so chill out.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 11, 2021 06:48 PM (3H9h1)

47 I find this infuriating. I wouldn't doubt he behaved inappropriately with some women, but if her gets impeached it will be over that so that the Democrats can forget the mass murder and Cuomo will take some bogus sensitivity/harassment training and within a year be back at some high paying job.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 11, 2021 06:48 PM (VP4Cd)

48 Alternative is that they're doing it now so he doesn't challenge Harris in 2024, or go after potential open senate seats.
Sounds good to me. I'd love to have Harris on the top of their ticket. She might win the Upper East Side. Might.

Posted by: pep at March 11, 2021 06:48 PM (v16oJ)

49 naahhh, the mass murder is supergreen, funding for it is gonna be in the infrastructure bill.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 11, 2021 06:48 PM (AKJpt)

50 Let's not argue over who killed who, or how many, but talk about women with massive...tacks of land!

Posted by: Eldrer Fredo, from his Swamp Castle at March 11, 2021 06:48 PM (Ojki1)

51 >>> I still want to know why go after him now as opposed to closer to an election. What did he do to cross AOC and/or Harris to get the knives stuck into his face?
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 11, 2021 06:41 PM (GbPPJ)

It's to help erect a firewall against pointing to the other Gov. mass murderers.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 11, 2021 06:49 PM (Cr3F1)

52
Just a couple of months ago Cuomo was the toast of the town. Now he's just toast.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 11, 2021 06:49 PM (mht8P)

53 What are the odds that none of the NY GOPe will bring up mass murder as an impeachment reason because they're cowards.

Posted by: Beartooth at March 11, 2021 06:49 PM (ZN7T5)

54 naahhh, the mass murder is supergreen, funding for it is gonna be in the infrastructure bill.
Supergreen, Soylent Green, whatevs.

Posted by: pep at March 11, 2021 06:49 PM (v16oJ)

55 Sacrifice Cuomo now and hope the rubes don't cotton the fact the other Democrats in Albany are just as guilty.

Andy is the goat.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2021 06:50 PM (tA4u1)

56 Speaking of murder, Seattle PD just solved a 23 year old cold case. A new mother left her infant in a gas station trash can to die. SPD used DNA from the infant and info from a genealogy service to identify a suspect. They gathered DNA from that suspect and found a match. They arrested a 50 year old woman today for this crime.

https://bit.ly/3ev9DEF

Posted by: bonhomme at March 11, 2021 06:50 PM (YYlyE)

57 I eagerly await CNN's coverage of this news, complete with reportage from completely unbiased journalist Chris Cuomo.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 11, 2021 06:50 PM (PiwSw)

58 Lot of concerned concerning going around but what they are concerned about seems a bit misguided. murder>tittygrab.

Posted by: Bosk at March 11, 2021 06:50 PM (SWbVS)

59 Cuomo's new name: Governor Murder Tits

Posted by: Splunge at March 11, 2021 06:50 PM (RzGcW)

60 I was a little nervous the first time I slapped my Secretary on the ass. After I'd played grabass with about 500 broads, it was easy.

Posted by: Andy Cuomo at March 11, 2021 06:51 PM (kTF2Z)

61 I must go to the mattresses.

Posted by: The Other Fredo at March 11, 2021 06:51 PM (W4eKo)

62 23 Mass murder of the elderly is only a bigger deal than making a half-dozen upper middle class white women uncomfortable for 5 minutes or so when the New York Times says it is and not until.
Posted by: The Ghost of Pandemic Present at March 11, 2021 06:44 PM (dYe5S)

Besides, Trump killed those people!

Posted by: Report form the future on bidet's speech tonight at March 11, 2021 06:51 PM (Ojki1)

63 "Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 11, 2021 06:41 PM (GbPPJ) "

There is a lot more about Cuomo than people are currently aware of. They needed him for the election and he was being floated as a hero. That was a good political contrast for them. But don't forget there are a lot of politicians in NY covering for their own complicity in the nursing home murders. They are trying to keep the spotlight off themselves. When someone directly speaks out about Cuomo you should truly ask yourself what they are hiding.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 11, 2021 06:51 PM (zruA2)

64 >Is it possible he was making a play at being chosen as vice president
when the Biden charade ends? So they decided to do this now to kill
that.<

Funny how we hear so little about the inevitable Harris Ascendancy everybody knows is coming soon. Nor anything about who will be VP.

Posted by: davidt at March 11, 2021 06:51 PM (5ZHS+)

65 Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 11, 2021 06:41 PM (GbPPJ)

It's to help erect a firewall against pointing to the other Gov. mass murderers.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 11, 2021 06:49 PM (Cr3F1)

Yeah, I don't think going after him has anything at all to do with him. It's about protecting the brand. Can't have a national discussion about how governors handled this, and how everyone swooned over Cummo's handling in particular.

So let's make this about his roaming fingers.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 11, 2021 06:51 PM (hku12)

66 It's to help erect a firewall against pointing to the other Gov. mass murderers.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 11, 2021 06:49 PM

Well, that and to take out a popular Dem governor who might be a threat to Kneepads in 2024.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 11, 2021 06:52 PM (rBtIz)

67 It could be to smack him down for future plans, they don't want him running for President maybe.

Posted by: Skip at March 11, 2021 06:52 PM (Cxk7w)

68 But don't forget there are a lot of politicians in NY covering for
their own complicity in the nursing home murders. They are trying to
keep the spotlight off themselves.
Presumably Cuomo knows who they are, so it wouldn't make sense for them to underbus him, since he can finger them just as easily.

Posted by: pep at March 11, 2021 06:52 PM (v16oJ)

69 What is the latest on WitchDoktor?

Posted by: ... at March 11, 2021 06:41 PM (uEbPt)

You mean since this morning? If you weren't here earlier, his sister posted, he's hospitalized after an overdose. Evidently treatment was focusing on that initially. Presumably the underlying mental health stuff will come later.

If you saw that already, I don't know if I've seen anything since, but I haven't been around here all day either. It's just, I see this is the second time you asked, so evidently no one responded to your earlier question.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 11, 2021 06:44 PM (hku12)

Holy Crap! Didn't know that.
Was he the one saying he'd made his peace and was cashing out? Because I took it he was economically withdrawing, which means I actually am a moron.
Is he on the prayer list? He should be.

Posted by: Albert Camus at March 11, 2021 06:52 PM (z79tQ)

70 Cuomo's giving me straight wood for months.

Posted by: The Grim Reaper at March 11, 2021 06:52 PM (A8kX8)

71 They arrested a 50 year old woman today for this crime.

https://bit.ly/3ev9DEF

Posted by: bonhomme at March 11, 2021 06:50 PM (YYlyE)

Good.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 11, 2021 06:53 PM (Q9lwr)

72 Trump made me do it!

Posted by: Andy Cuomo at March 11, 2021 06:53 PM (kTF2Z)

73 >>>59 Cuomo's new name: Governor Murder Tits

Speaking as a recently self-outed Super Straight male, I approve.

Posted by: ace at March 11, 2021 06:53 PM (5+1A/)

74 Fredo the Elder now has an opportunity to come out as a gay man that does breast exams for free.

Posted by: Mola Ram Super Straight Heart Specialist at March 11, 2021 06:53 PM (BRpqW)

75 Cuomo won't do time likely, but if he does it will be like one of the Sopranos. Easy time.

Posted by: Eromero at March 11, 2021 06:53 PM (gjvwR)

76 Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 11, 2021 06:41 PM (GbPPJ)

I think it's the Northam strategy. Northam made terrible remarks about killing babies and immediately the Blackface story was deployed. No consequences.

Cuomo got CAUGHT fudging data on murders and immediately the harassment story was deployed.

Too coincidental for me.

Posted by: ... at March 11, 2021 06:53 PM (uEbPt)

77 8 I still want to know why go after him now as opposed to closer to an election. What did he do to cross AOC and/or Harris to get the knives stuck into his face?
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 11, 2021 06:41 PM (GbPPJ)

They built an attack machine from potatoes and cucks. The enemy it was made to attack went away. What else could they do?

Posted by: Splunge at March 11, 2021 06:53 PM (RzGcW)

78 When Cuomo molests a dead Covid victim then we got something.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 11, 2021 06:53 PM (A8kX8)

79 Hakuna matata, motherfuckers.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 11, 2021 06:53 PM (W2Pud)

80
Trump made me do it!
Posted by: Andy Cuomo at March 11, 2021 06:53 PM (kTF2Z)

_______

Grab boobs or murder grannies?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 11, 2021 06:54 PM (mht8P)

81 "Presumably Cuomo knows who they are, so it wouldn't make sense for them to underbus him, since he can finger them just as easily.
Posted by: pep at March 11, 2021 06:52 PM (v16oJ)"

That's why they are pig pilling the charges and sexual scandal.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 11, 2021 06:54 PM (zruA2)

82 They arrested a 50 year old woman today for this crime.

https://bit.ly/3ev9DEF Posted by: bonhomme at March 11, 2021 06:50 PM (YYlyE)

Good.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Concur

Posted by: JT at March 11, 2021 06:54 PM (arJlL)

83 That's why they are pig pilling the charges and sexual scandal.
Pig pilling?

Posted by: pep at March 11, 2021 06:54 PM (v16oJ)

84 If you saw that already, I don't know if I've seen anything since, but I haven't been around here all day either. It's just, I see this is the second time you asked, so evidently no one responded to your earlier question.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 11, 2021 06:44 PM (hku12)

I missed all that. Thank you for the update. Praying.

Posted by: ... at March 11, 2021 06:54 PM (uEbPt)

85 Jugicide in the first degree.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 11, 2021 06:55 PM (iDvKn)

86 I eagerly await CNN's coverage of this news, complete with reportage from completely unbiased journalist Chris Cuomo.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 11, 2021 06:50 PM (PiwSw)

Wait a sec, I'm supposed to be a journalist? I thought my job title was Fluffer?

Posted by: Chris Cuomo at March 11, 2021 06:55 PM (gDSJf)

87 Ya know, I was thinkin' about last night's "Aura Lee" song, and I think they were singing "Orally"

Posted by: JT at March 11, 2021 06:55 PM (arJlL)

88 I just found out my kid doesn't like Pringles. Time for homeschooling!

Posted by: banana Dream at March 11, 2021 06:55 PM (Cr3F1)

89 Speaking of murder, Seattle PD just solved a 23 year old cold case. A new mother left her infant in a gas station trash can to die. SPD used DNA from the infant and info from a genealogy service to identify a suspect. They gathered DNA from that suspect and found a match. They arrested a 50 year old woman today for this crime.

There was a similar plot on some CBS show, maybe "Bull", where faking a call to a genealogy service was used to identify a likely suspect. The solving of a 23 year old cold case had to be inspired by something...

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at March 11, 2021 06:56 PM (y7DUB)

90 Grab boobs or murder grannies?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 11, 2021 06:54 PM (mht8P)

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Both. He also made me cheat on my taxes. Shit, did I say that out loud?

Posted by: Andy Cuomo at March 11, 2021 06:56 PM (kTF2Z)

91 70 Cuomo's giving me straight wood for months.
Posted by: The Grim Reaper at March 11, 2021 06:52 PM (A8kX

Fredo was just auditioning to play Thanos in an Avengers reboot.

Posted by: Bete at March 11, 2021 06:56 PM (Ojki1)

92 Gives new meaning to "Cuomo being behind bars".

He's gonna be very popular at Sing Sing

Posted by: Marcus T at March 11, 2021 06:56 PM (zruA2)

93 How does it help the other murderous governor's? 15k are still dead and the sexual assault just adds another layer so he can stand a little taller at the piece o shit pole

Posted by: A dude in MI at March 11, 2021 06:57 PM (/6GbT)

94 Gotta love being broke down on the side of the road.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 11, 2021 06:57 PM (mYj3l)

95
Said my Rosary for WitchDoktor today. Not that I have much influence Upstairs but every bit helps.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 11, 2021 06:57 PM (mht8P)

96
If only they could confirm that some of the sexual harassment went on in a nursing home, because that would be the only justice these old folks would come close to getting.

Posted by: portlandon at March 11, 2021 06:58 PM (+oR7L)

97 I just found out my kid doesn't like Pringles. Time for homeschooling!
Posted by: banana Dream

lay's makes a similarly packaged product called Stax and are they GOOOOO- OOD !

Posted by: JT at March 11, 2021 06:58 PM (arJlL)

98 95
Said my Rosary for WitchDoktor today. Not that I have much influence Upstairs but every bit helps.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 11, 2021 06:57 PM (mht8P)

Thank you, Hadrian.

Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 11, 2021 06:58 PM (TdMsT)

99 Democrats as super heroes...

The Geriatric League lead by Nancy 'stretch marks' Pelosi.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2021 06:58 PM (tA4u1)

100 Biden's accusers sure went radio silent.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 11, 2021 06:58 PM (Cr3F1)

101 Must I remind you that both the former NY Democrat and Republican majority leaders are still in federal prison.

NY is as corrupt as it gets.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 11, 2021 06:58 PM (zruA2)

102 Someone should tell AG Garland that antifa are attacking the Portland Federal Courthouse during the day. He seemed to think there's a big difference between daytime insurrection and night time shenanigans.

https://bit.ly/38yxlfx

Posted by: bonhomme at March 11, 2021 06:58 PM (YYlyE)

103 You know what else is pretty serious? Mass murder.

Posted by: Ace at 06:38 PM

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Not as serious as saying "Pussy!"

Posted by: ShainS at March 11, 2021 06:58 PM (jwnq8)

104 He's a murderer and a floor wax! And when I say floor wax I mean rapist.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 11, 2021 06:59 PM (A8kX8)

105 I'm hoping they take out Zucker, too.

Posted by: CN at March 11, 2021 06:59 PM (ONvIw)

106 NY is as corrupt as it gets.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 11, 2021 06:58 PM (zruA2)

Bitch? Please!

Posted by: New Jersey at March 11, 2021 06:59 PM (Q9lwr)

107 103 You know what else is pretty serious? Mass murder.

Posted by: Ace at 06:38 PM

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Not as serious as saying "Pussy!"
Posted by: ShainS at March 11, 2021 06:58 PM (jwnq

You'll know it is series when Whoreywood asks for their Emmy back.

Posted by: Bete at March 11, 2021 06:59 PM (Ojki1)

108 What time is Uncle Joe's address to the nation tonight. Will the new teleprompter be a jumbo tron from the Washington Baseball team's stadium? I wonder who wrote his address, and why doesn't he just wear glasses, will they make him look old.

Posted by: Colin at March 11, 2021 07:00 PM (jL6u0)

109 "Albany Times-Union...reported that Gov. Andrew Cuomo had been sexually inappropriate with a sixth woman - another young woman who was apparently in her 20s when Cuomo made the aggressive pass at her - at the governor's mansion."
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Usually, even ugly guys, with wealth and power have plenty of women ready to bed them. Cuomo must be an exception.

Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 11, 2021 07:00 PM (d4edd)

110 Someone should tell AG Garland that antifa are attacking the Portland Federal Courthouse during the day. He seemed to think there's a big difference between daytime insurrection and night time shenanigans.

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"The sun is always setting on the Biden Empire ... Decline to Prosecute. Next!"

Posted by: ShainS at March 11, 2021 07:00 PM (jwnq8)

111 Too bad Hitler didn't grab any titties.

(Reposted from earlier thread.)

Posted by: pawn at March 11, 2021 07:00 PM (+tInM)

112 103 You know what else is pretty serious? Mass murder.

Posted by: Ace at 06:38 PM

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Not as serious as saying "Pussy!"
Posted by: ShainS at March 11, 2021 06:58 PM (jwnq

Pikers.

Posted by: Chicago at March 11, 2021 07:00 PM (Ojki1)

113 Funny how we hear so little about the inevitable Harris Ascendancy everybody knows is coming soon. Nor anything about who will be VP.

Posted by: davidt at March 11, 2021

We'll have a prez and VP who received a total of 0 votes for their positions.

Posted by: Just Saying at March 11, 2021 07:00 PM (ZkbE5)

114 Where there's six, there's 600.

Posted by: ShainS at March 11, 2021 07:01 PM (jwnq8)

115 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 11, 2021 06:57 PM (mht8P)

You have as much influence as anybody else that's not a canonized Saint. It's a good thing you said your rosary and your kindness and prayerfulness means something.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 11, 2021 07:01 PM (VP4Cd)

116 This way of thinking may sound bizarre, but I know a sort-of leftist who is glad Cuomo is going for other reasons (corruption), and when I expressed displeasure that it was for being accused by women of making them uncomfortable rather than killing thousands of seniors by sending positive people back to the nursing homes, his reaction was, "Who cares what they got him for? They got him." I think on principle we should be against results-oriented unprincipled thinking, but on the other hand if they do it to themselves too, then at least that's consistent.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 11, 2021 07:01 PM (BMmaB)

117 I can't believe this clown tried to grab the red snapper.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 11, 2021 07:01 PM (zruA2)

118 15.5k Nursing Home Deaths is a metric fuckton of Graftola. And you know that significant bits of that went to grease many an outstretched palm, and likely a few that weren't outstretched.

But who got told "Plata o Ploma", the olde Columbian threat "take the silver or get the lead". As in, bullet. If they ever unwind the Blue State Nursing Homes Cashing In On The Dead Conspiracy, it'll make Watergate look like a mean girls plot at the Jr. High lunch table.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 11, 2021 07:02 PM (QzJWU)

119 88 Pringles are ok, but seem fake to me after regular potato chips

Posted by: Skip at March 11, 2021 07:02 PM (Cxk7w)

120 Compared to the accusations against Kavanaugh this isn't shit against Cuomo. Nursing home deaths will be pushed aside. I don't think he's going anywhere without enough property and gifts to walk away.

Posted by: dartist at March 11, 2021 07:02 PM (+ya+t)

121 Just challenge that tits Bitch to a push up contest Andy.

Posted by: Marionette Biden at March 11, 2021 07:02 PM (BRpqW)

122 "Pig pilling?"

so not looking that up on urban dictionary.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 11, 2021 07:03 PM (AKJpt)

123 But Trump grabbed a pussy!

Posted by: Colin at March 11, 2021 07:03 PM (jL6u0)

124 >>> Funny how we hear so little about the inevitable Harris Ascendancy everybody knows is coming soon. Nor anything about who will be VP.

Posted by: davidt at March 11, 2021

RBG is fine, she's healthy, nothing's wrong, getting better every day, never been ...

... oops she's dead

Posted by: banana Dream at March 11, 2021 07:03 PM (Cr3F1)

125 Nothing will happen.

Posted by: that guy that always thinks nothing will happen at March 11, 2021 07:03 PM (Q87rR)

126 We'll have a prez and VP who received a total of 0 votes for their positions.
Posted by: Just Saying at March 11, 2021 07:00 PM (ZkbE5)

Maybe they should make that idiot goofball, Tim Kaine, VP to put an asterisk on that stat.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at March 11, 2021 07:04 PM (y7DUB)

127 > The solving of a 23 year old cold case had to be inspired by something...

Apparently SPD started looking at the case again in 2018. They had surveillance video at the time, but nobody came forward to identify the subject.

I find it especially disturbing that the perp was 26-27 at the time, not some 13-14 year old terrified moron who couldn't manage to find a fire station or adoption agency to give the child to.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 11, 2021 07:04 PM (YYlyE)

128 Yesterday's hero is tomorrow's shoat.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 11, 2021 07:04 PM (zruA2)

129 Deep in the roiling bowels of the stimulus bill is a provision that all tax cuts will be prohibited.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 11, 2021 07:04 PM (wpta/)

130 I get the same feeling about this story as a get when I read about George Clooney shitting in his flatmate's cat litter box.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 11, 2021 07:04 PM (03n3v)

131 Andy is the goat.
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So he's into gruff trade too, eh? That explains the nipple rings.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 11, 2021 07:04 PM (iDvKn)

132 Is it that 15k+ murdered is too hard for people to wrap their noggins around? I mean, I guess I can understand that, because I barely can.

That's Stalin or Pol Pot wipe out a few villages level stuff. And those evil bastards had a lot of help. How many did Newsom slaughter? Whitmer? I would think this is the largest mass casualties on US soil since the Civil War.

But yeah, he grabbed some ass. Not to belittle anybody this shit stain molested, but at least they survived. As far as we know, anyway.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 11, 2021 07:04 PM (46GDR)

133 At the end of the day, this is the house of cards every politician lives on. They seem untouchable until they aren't and then everything crumbles underneath them.

Posted by: iandeal at March 11, 2021 07:04 PM (vgGyZ)

134 Prayer up for WD.

Posted by: Bosk at March 11, 2021 07:05 PM (SWbVS)

135 I get the same feeling about this story as a get when I read about George Clooney shitting in his flatmate's cat litter box.
Posted by: Dr. Bone

That was a funny story.

Posted by: JT at March 11, 2021 07:05 PM (arJlL)

136
If they ever unwind the Blue State Nursing Homes Cashing In On The Dead Conspiracy, it'll make Watergate look like a mean girls plot at the Jr. High lunch table.

________

Answers we'll never hear the questions for.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 11, 2021 07:05 PM (mht8P)

137 So Biden is not addressing Congress?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 11, 2021 07:05 PM (Q87rR)

138 Well, I never sent mean tweets.

Posted by: Andy Cuomo at March 11, 2021 07:05 PM (kTF2Z)

139 What time is sleepy Joe on the telly?

Posted by: Jen the original at March 11, 2021 07:05 PM (L4jIC)

140 Thank you Ace for continuing to mention the real crime(s) Cuomo is committed.

Those poor people need advocates. This shit makes me sick.

Posted by: Seems legit at March 11, 2021 07:06 PM (FMoYW)

141 >>>We'll have a prez and VP who received a total of 0 votes for their positions.
Posted by: Just Saying at March 11, 2021 07:00 PM (ZkbE5)
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Zero? Did you say zero?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrA9rcF49LY

https://t.co/5hC76XQXet twitter

Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 11, 2021 07:06 PM (d4edd)

142
Hitler was a horrible person for poisoning his dog in 1945!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 11, 2021 07:06 PM (mht8P)

143 Thank you, Nurse R!

I now know 100% more Swahili that I did when I jumped on this thread.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 11, 2021 07:06 PM (PiwSw)

144 But Trump grabbed a pussy!
Posted by: Colin at March 11, 2021 07:03 PM (jL6u0)

And really, he said he could, or that women would let him. Yeah, must suck to be a billionaire playboy with women throwing themselves at you. Used to be lefties were all gung-ho on the free sex stuff. Do they ever get confused without a playbook?

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 11, 2021 07:06 PM (46GDR)

145 Usually, even ugly guys, with wealth and power have plenty of women ready to bed them. Cuomo must be an exception.

Oh I'm sure he would have, but someone at DNC Central pulled the trigger on him.

Posted by: JEM at March 11, 2021 07:06 PM (8erNz)

146 "Who cares what they got him for? They got him." I think on principle we should be against results-oriented unprincipled thinking, but on the other hand if they do it to themselves too, then at least that's consistent.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 11, 2021 07:01 PM (BMmaB)

Like getting Al Capone for tax evasion was weirdly unsatisfying

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at March 11, 2021 07:06 PM (y7DUB)

147
How many did Newsom slaughter?

Newsom says we can't go back to "normal" because "normal" were the days of inequality.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 11, 2021 07:07 PM (63Dwl)

148 A question for CBD, is that pig pilling anything like pig pulling?

Posted by: Eromero at March 11, 2021 07:07 PM (gjvwR)

149 That's why everyone loves Aura Lee!

Posted by: andycanuck at March 11, 2021 07:07 PM (iDvKn)

150
I find it especially disturbing that the perp was 26-27 at the time, not some 13-14 year old terrified moron who couldn't manage to find a fire station or adoption agency to give the child to.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 11, 2021 07:04 PM (YYlyE)

She can't kill her baby! Only we can kill her baby! What will happen to us if everyone goes Do-it-yourself!

Posted by: Planned Parenthood at March 11, 2021 07:07 PM (Ojki1)

151 Newsom says we can't go back to "normal" because "normal" were the days of inequality.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 11, 2021 07:07 PM (63Dwl)

I saw that. I had to read it twice, but I should know better. These people are evil, and think nothing of digging deeper.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 11, 2021 07:07 PM (46GDR)

152 Cuomo, Carlos Danger, Client #9. No, no correlation at all.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 11, 2021 07:08 PM (PiwSw)

153 This is not how it ends for me. I have evidence that will convict Hillary Clinton and put her in jai

Posted by: Andy Cuomo at March 11, 2021 07:08 PM (kTF2Z)

154 Living off the grid is looking more and more appealing.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 11, 2021 07:08 PM (nxdel)

155 119 88 Pringles are ok, but seem fake to me after regular potato chips
hello, sailor!

Posted by: Munchos at March 11, 2021 07:08 PM (v3pYe)

156 That's why everyone loves Aura Lee!
Posted by: andycanuck

Yep !

Posted by: JT at March 11, 2021 07:08 PM (arJlL)

157 fenelon spoke, was it you or grammie winger who asked witch doctor what he meant by made peace the other night?
I think it may have been grammie who said she got a bad feeling when he said it.
Has she been in today yet?

Posted by: barbarausa at March 11, 2021 07:08 PM (W7IZQ)

158 Presumably Cuomo knows who they are, so it wouldn't make sense for them to underbus him, since he can finger them just as easily.

Phrasing?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 11, 2021 07:08 PM (Q87rR)

159 Living off the grid is looking more and more appealing.
Posted by: Jewells45

How's yer thumb ?

Posted by: JT at March 11, 2021 07:09 PM (arJlL)

160 Jewells, darlin, How's the hand?

Posted by: Ben Had at March 11, 2021 07:09 PM (wpta/)

161 " ...
These people are evil, and think nothing of digging deeper.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 11, 2021 07:07 PM (46GDR) "

deeper is just closer to their master

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 11, 2021 07:09 PM (AKJpt)

162 How many did Newsom slaughter?

Newsom says we can't go back to "normal" because "normal" were the days of inequality.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Hollywood stars make 20 million a film.
That's $19,945,000 a year more than me. I demand equality!!!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 11, 2021 07:09 PM (mYj3l)

163 Usually, even ugly guys, with wealth and power have plenty of women ready to bed them. Cuomo must be an exception.

they forget the part where they pay them to go away. politicians like to live like billionaires but they are cheap greedy bastards.

Posted by: x4 at March 11, 2021 07:10 PM (oA+QO)

164 barbarausa

Hiya !

Posted by: JT at March 11, 2021 07:10 PM (arJlL)

165
Newsom says we can't go back to "normal" because "normal" were the days of inequality.

________

What?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 11, 2021 07:10 PM (mht8P)

166 147
How many did Newsom slaughter?

Newsom says we can't go back to "normal" because "normal" were the days of inequality.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 11, 2021 07:07 PM (63Dwl)
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Flat, everything must be flat.

Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 11, 2021 07:10 PM (d4edd)

167 hey JT! Hope you are well!

Posted by: barbarausa at March 11, 2021 07:10 PM (W7IZQ)

168 130 I get the same feeling about this story as a get when I read about George Clooney shitting in his flatmate's cat litter box.

Can't wait for Georgie to be single.

Posted by: Amanda Heard at March 11, 2021 07:10 PM (BRpqW)

169 I find it especially disturbing that the perp was 26-27 at the time, not some 13-14 year old terrified moron who couldn't manage to find a fire station or adoption agency to give the child to.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 11, 2021 07:04 PM (YYlyE)

That's horrible. Nine months to figure out an exit strategy, even one we don't approve of, and this!

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at March 11, 2021 07:11 PM (y7DUB)

170 saw grammie on the morning threads

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 11, 2021 07:11 PM (AKJpt)

171 Flat, everything must be flat.
Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 11, 2021 07:10 PM (d4edd)

Hey, that's our State motto!

Posted by: Iowa at March 11, 2021 07:11 PM (Ojki1)

172 I'm here.
Is Biden still speaking tonight? Or is i t past his bedtime.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 11, 2021 07:11 PM (sd8p8)

173 The hand is better. Pinky is very bruised but swelling is down. Thanks for asking you guys

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 11, 2021 07:11 PM (nxdel)

174 hey JT! Hope you are well!
Posted by: barbarausa

Quack-Quack !

Posted by: JT at March 11, 2021 07:11 PM (arJlL)

175 JT, Hope you are well.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 11, 2021 07:12 PM (wpta/)

176 There is nothing worse than saying puthy. *hic*

Posted by: Suburban Wine Moms at March 11, 2021 07:12 PM (W4eKo)

177 Nothing will happen.

Posted by: that guy that always thinks nothing will happen at March 11, 2021 07:03 PM (Q87rR)

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This has been said by many of us now for nearly a decade -- at least since Benghazi -- about innumerable clear-cut treasonous crimes and kabuki investigations committed by the commies all the way through the treasonous Deep State coup and election Steal/SCROTUS abdication ... and has proven correct EVERY.SINGLE.FUCKING.TIME!

Posted by: ShainS at March 11, 2021 07:12 PM (jwnq8)

178 173 The hand is better. Pinky is very bruised but swelling is down. Thanks for asking you guys
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 11, 2021 07:11 PM (nxdel)

And nobody even suggested slapping hot iron to it!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 11, 2021 07:12 PM (PiwSw)

179 97 lay's makes a similarly packaged product called Stax and are they GOOOOO- OOD !
also, they're packaged in fairly sturdy plastic tubes, which make good containers for random stuff.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at March 11, 2021 07:12 PM (sGtp+)

180
Is Biden still speaking tonight? Or is i t past his bedtime.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 11, 2021 07:11 PM (sd8p

________

It was videotaped this morning.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 11, 2021 07:12 PM (mht8P)

181 "Can't make an omelet without murdering a bunch of old folks, Amirite, guys?"

-- Andrew "The Axe" Cuomo, Murder at Large

Posted by: Sharkman at March 11, 2021 07:12 PM (i4CI5)

182 Posted by: barbarausa at March 11, 2021 07:08 PM (W7IZQ)

Yes. She was around, I believe for the art thread, where his sister came around and told us what had happened.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 11, 2021 07:12 PM (VP4Cd)

183 >>> Pringles are ok, but seem fake to me after regular potato chips
hello, sailor!
Posted by: Munchos at March 11, 2021 07:08 PM (v3pYe)

Did there use to be a potato skin chip? I remember something about that but haven't seen them in ages.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 11, 2021 07:13 PM (Cr3F1)

184 His one true crime is being super predator straight.

Posted by: 4 at March 11, 2021 07:13 PM (KnJdm)

185 "And nobody even suggested slapping hot iron to it!"

I think rubbing dirt on it did the trick.

Posted by: Bosk at March 11, 2021 07:13 PM (SWbVS)

186 thanks sock_rat_eez--she strikes me as a powerhouse in the prayer corner.
As another commenter mentioned, don't know how much mine do, but I am praying anyway

Posted by: barbarausa at March 11, 2021 07:13 PM (W7IZQ)

187 130 I get the same feeling about this story as a get when I read about George Clooney shitting in his flatmate's cat litter box.

he did what???!!!

Posted by: Najeh Davenport at March 11, 2021 07:13 PM (oA+QO)

188 176 There is nothing worse than saying puthy. *hic*
Posted by: Suburban Wine Moms at March 11, 2021 07:12 PM (W4eKo)

Saying "Mom" is pretty bad. To the penalty box with you.

Posted by: Cancel culture at March 11, 2021 07:13 PM (Ojki1)

189 Headline
COVID-19 Origins To Be Found 'Within A Few Years' According To Wuhan Lab Affiliate Peter Daszak

"Will the NIH give him millions more to investigate?", Zerohedge asks.

Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 11, 2021 07:13 PM (d4edd)

190 HBO AND Netflix, this is Stacey

Stacey, this is my mom and dad

Now, show em them titties

Posted by: Bloodhound Gang at March 11, 2021 07:13 PM (a1s18)

191 Hey everybody.

IMHO every NY Republican in Albany should constantly harp on the nursing home massacre during the impeachment proceedings. Make it unofficially about that, if they can't get their specific charges added to the docket.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 11, 2021 07:13 PM (L2ZTs)

192 Stelter's ratings cratering now that Trump's out of office.

https://bit.ly/3qyPAYs

Posted by: bonhomme at March 11, 2021 07:13 PM (YYlyE)

193 they forget the part where they pay them to go away. politicians like to live like billionaires but they are cheap greedy bastards.
Posted by: x4 at March 11, 2021 07:10 PM (oA+QO)

There is a long tradition of villas on the Riviera for ex-dictators. Surely someone with money can come up with an appropriate sinecure for Cuomo, like making Bill Bulger chancellor of the UMass system.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 11, 2021 07:14 PM (BMmaB)

194 thanks fenelon.

Posted by: barbarausa at March 11, 2021 07:14 PM (W7IZQ)

195 Is Biden still speaking tonight? Or is it past his bedtime?
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)
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*shrugs*

Not that I'm going to watch or listen, but pretty sure it will bear a frightening resemblance to the Max Headroom Show

Posted by: SMH at March 11, 2021 07:14 PM (n27kQ)

196 Just a diversion to draw attention to the crime of murder by depraved indifference.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 11, 2021 07:14 PM (mzC78)

197 Radio report just said joebama has been going thru this speech line by line. No shit

Posted by: Ben Had at March 11, 2021 07:14 PM (wpta/)

198 It was videotaped this morning.

Of course it was. Silly me to think the President of the greatest nation on earth could actually do a live address and take questions f romt he press.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 11, 2021 07:15 PM (sd8p8)

199 192 Stelter's ratings cratering now that Trump's out of office.

https://bit.ly/3qyPAYs
Posted by: bonhomme at March 11, 2021 07:13 PM (YYlyE)

A tear rolls slowly down my cheek.

Posted by: Splunge at March 11, 2021 07:15 PM (RzGcW)

200 If you think about it, his only crime was not implementing a whimsical kaleidoscope of lasers anti-grav and death.

Posted by: Carrousel !!! at March 11, 2021 07:15 PM (Cr3F1)

201 198 It was videotaped this morning.

Of course it was. Silly me to think the President of the greatest nation on earth could actually do a live address and take questions f romt he press.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 11, 2021 07:15 PM (sd8p

He was never going to take questions from the press. But the press can E-mail them and Ptski may circle around to them.

Posted by: Bete at March 11, 2021 07:16 PM (Ojki1)

202 Apparently, he did it again last night.

https://twitter.com/i/status/1369924673631219715

Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 11, 2021 07:16 PM (d4edd)

203 129 Deep in the roiling bowels of the stimulus bill is a provision that all tax cuts will be prohibited.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 11, 2021 07:04 PM (wpta/)

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On Dennis Prager's radio show this morning, Steve Moore said that it prohibited all states from enacting tax cuts. Don't know about the federal government, what is John Roberts would say that is moot at this point.

Virtually every single bit of that and the H.R. 1 PIECES OF SHITE are UNONSTITUTIONAL, but of course the Constitution is dead so that too is moot.

Posted by: ShainS at March 11, 2021 07:16 PM (jwnq8)

204 Does anyone know where WitchDoktor lives?
Posted by: SMH at March 11, 2021 06:42 PM (n27kQ)

In the environs of DC.

For those who missed it, his sister checked into the Art Thread. He had OD'd on some of his meds, and was taken to the ER, and is recovering.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 11, 2021 07:17 PM (mzC78)

205 Think Governor Andy has ever used Gas Station Dick Pills? Because you KNOW Fredo has.

Posted by: Shooter McGaviin at March 11, 2021 07:18 PM (VH41w)

206 We'd do something, but honestly we can't find our asses with both hands, a map, and a Sherpa guide.

Posted by: NY Republicans at March 11, 2021 07:18 PM (kTF2Z)

207 _______
It was videotaped this morning.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 11, 2021 07:12 PM (mht8P)
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They are editing it now.

Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 11, 2021 07:19 PM (d4edd)

208 Straight 8

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_BJHsoVRVMs

Posted by: DaveA at March 11, 2021 07:19 PM (FhXTo)

209 How I wish someone was bugging Cuomo's office and home right now, collecting all of his "excited utterances" for posterity's sake.

Can you even imagine how many of our culturally-held Italian Mafia tropes and cliches that this fucking goombah is exhibiting in word and action these days?

Zombie Mario Puzo only wishes he had a time machine to get those recordings. Then maybe Godfather II and III wouldn't have sucked balls.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 11, 2021 07:19 PM (i4CI5)

210 It was videotaped this morning.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 11, 2021 07:12 PM (mht8P)
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They are editing it now.
=====

It'll be ready on time!

Posted by: Industrial Light and Magic at March 11, 2021 07:20 PM (iydjf)

211 And nobody even suggested slapping hot iron to it!

Come to think of it, no one did! What's wrong with you people??

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 11, 2021 07:20 PM (nxdel)

212 It's time for States to nullify DC.

Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 11, 2021 07:20 PM (d4edd)

213 On Dennis Prager's radio show this morning, Steve Moore said that it prohibited all states from enacting tax cuts.

I don't understand that. States don't even collect taxes the same way.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at March 11, 2021 07:21 PM (kTQjx)

214 President Trump's legacy: He Made America Great Again, and was cheated out of finishing the job.

"President" Biden's legacy: He Had Enough Almost-Lucid Moments to Cobble Together 30 Minutes of Tape From A 90 Minute Speech

Posted by: Splunge at March 11, 2021 07:21 PM (RzGcW)

215 183 Did there use to be a potato skin chip? I remember something about that but haven't seen them in ages.
keebler had potato skins, which seem to have been taken over and rebranded by tgifriday's. local vending machine has the bacon cheddar version, which was not my favorite flavor.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at March 11, 2021 07:21 PM (v3pYe)

216 Seriously though.

Look at the way the D's dealt with their scandalous governors.

Killing babies Northam became RACISM
Killing the elderly Cuomo became SEXISM

Yikes.

Posted by: ... at March 11, 2021 07:21 PM (uEbPt)

217 But was it murder-murder?

Because, to be fair, simple murder is just one of those things that happens, so just deal with it!

Posted by: Whoppy G at March 11, 2021 07:21 PM (87oRe)

218 Jewells, what did you do to your hand?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 11, 2021 07:21 PM (sd8p8)

219 Someone earlier posted about some statistical analysis that was done between states that readmitted Covid patients back into nursing homes and ones that didn't. I remember reading something like a 17 times greater incidence of Covid death in these homes.

If anybody has a link I would appreciate it.

If this is a clean analysis, it is pretty damning.

Posted by: pawn at March 11, 2021 07:21 PM (+tInM)

220 Andy's divorced, right? Can't spend more time w/his family?

Posted by: BignJames at March 11, 2021 07:21 PM (AwYPR)

221 If they pursued him for his handling of Covid they would all look like fools for the praise they gave him. Dems never admit to being fools.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 11, 2021 07:21 PM (2DOZq)

222 211 And nobody even suggested slapping hot iron to it!

Come to think of it, no one did! What's wrong with you people??
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 11, 2021 07:20 PM (nxdel)

We just want our jewelry.

Posted by: Splunge at March 11, 2021 07:21 PM (RzGcW)

223 Remember, Gov Party T*ts lit up the Empire State Building to celebrate the passage of "abortion at any time for any reason," so his callous disregard for life is not too surpising.

Posted by: pookysgirl identifies as SuperStraight so shut up, bigot at March 11, 2021 07:21 PM (XKZwp)

224 How many of them have publicly identified as women?

Posted by: SFGoth at March 11, 2021 07:21 PM (KAi1n)

225 Well... we were expecting company tonight but they had to cancel at the last minute. So.. I have this big tray of sammiches I ordered. Anyone hungry?

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 11, 2021 07:22 PM (nxdel)

226 Home. Long week in DC. The usa of sundown has gone bat shit crazy and we are fucked 6 ways to sunday ( whatever that means? LOL )

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 11, 2021 07:23 PM (85Gof)

227 Why, Braenyard @ 212- Nullification? You channeling John C. Calhoun?

Posted by: Eromero at March 11, 2021 07:23 PM (gjvwR)

228 225 Well... we were expecting company tonight but they had to cancel at the last minute. So.. I have this big tray of sammiches I ordered. Anyone hungry?
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 11, 2021 07:22 PM (nxdel)

You...you...didn't make them yourself?

Posted by: Splunge at March 11, 2021 07:23 PM (RzGcW)

229 Jewells, I'll take a turkey and swiss.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 11, 2021 07:23 PM (wpta/)

230 We just want our jewelry.

I'll be back in commission tomorrow I think

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 11, 2021 07:23 PM (nxdel)

231 So.. I have this big tray of sammiches I ordered. Anyone hungry?
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 11, 2021 07:22 PM (nxdel)
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I could go for a couple.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 11, 2021 07:23 PM (WGara)

232 So, what does this tell us?

That sexual politics in the work place are MUCH more important than the lives of our loved ones.

That 'I am offended' Trumps 'you killed them'.

Posted by: RomeQ13 at March 11, 2021 07:23 PM (oHd/0)

233 I thought it was six ways from Sunday.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 11, 2021 07:23 PM (Q87rR)

234 154 Living off the grid is looking more and more appealing.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 11, 2021 07:08 PM (nxdel)

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"Eventually, that will be your only option once the Beijing Biden energy policies are full enacted. #Soon, comrades!"

Posted by: ShainS at March 11, 2021 07:23 PM (jwnq8)

235 Forbes on the state tax cut prohibition.

https://tinyurl.com/yd6bej5g

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at March 11, 2021 07:24 PM (BRpqW)

236 230 I'll be back in commission tomorrow I think
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 11, 2021 07:23 PM (nxdel)

That's great news.

Posted by: Splunge at March 11, 2021 07:24 PM (RzGcW)

237 Jewells, I'll take a turkey and swiss.

*slides sammich through USP port to Ben Had*

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 11, 2021 07:24 PM (nxdel)

238 15,552 useless eaters. Get it straight!

Posted by: Democratic Party and most Americans at March 11, 2021 07:24 PM (49Dnm)

239 I'll have a corned beef on rye since you're up.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 11, 2021 07:24 PM (Q87rR)

240 I could go for a couple.

You got em!!

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 11, 2021 07:24 PM (nxdel)

241 Can you even imagine how many of our culturally-held Italian Mafia tropes and cliches that this fucking goombah is exhibiting in word and action these days?

Levin played a presser of his a couple weeks ago when he was blaming the deaths on the nursing homes pursuing profits over providing quality care. It sounded like a grade B movie of some not particularly intelligent or articulate mobster trying to offload his complicity and failing miserably.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at March 11, 2021 07:24 PM (y7DUB)

242 226 Home. Long week in DC. The usa of sundown has gone bat shit crazy and we are fucked 6 ways to sunday ( whatever that means? LOL )
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 11, 2021 07:23 PM (85Gof)

Make sure you go into quarantine. I think DC puts something in the water that makes people go stupid.

Posted by: RomeQ13 at March 11, 2021 07:24 PM (oHd/0)

243 That's horrible. Nine months to figure out an exit strategy, even one we don't approve of, and this!
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at March 11, 2021 07:11 PM

Not only was she too stupid to look up "adoption" in the yellow pages, but she actually put her *own* dna on-line (i.e. she wasn't found because a distant relative put dna online, but because she did.)

Posted by: Chuck C at March 11, 2021 07:24 PM (awtm/)

244 Jewells45 - Any salami unspoken for?

Posted by: Tonypete at March 11, 2021 07:25 PM (Rvt88)

245 I'll have a corned beef on rye since you're up.

Ooohh.. sorry, no corned beef.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 11, 2021 07:25 PM (nxdel)

246 You know, I never believed in this "systemic racism" thing, but if some black dude killed 15,000 people, I think he'd probably go to jail.

Posted by: Splunge at March 11, 2021 07:25 PM (RzGcW)

247 Well... we were expecting company tonight but they had to cancel at the last minute. So.. I have this big tray of sammiches I ordered. Anyone hungry?
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 11, 2021 07:22 PM (nxdel)

***

Ah, now the hand injury plan makes more sense.

Posted by: Lysenko - donate your guns to a no questions, records, or receipts gun buy back at March 11, 2021 07:25 PM (XTk1T)

248 231 So.. I have this big tray of sammiches I ordered. Anyone hungry?
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 11, 2021 07:22 PM (nxdel)
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I could go for a couple.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 11, 2021 07:23 PM (WGara)

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"Is a throuple of hot dogs inside a Lucky Pierre Delecto a sandwich? Fight me!"

Posted by: ShainS at March 11, 2021 07:26 PM (jwnq8)

249 Bidens speech tonight:

I have cured Covid. Everybody go back to normal now. You're welcome.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 11, 2021 07:26 PM (kTF2Z)

250 244 Jewells45 - Any salami unspoken for?
Posted by: Tonypete at March 11, 2021 07:25 PM (Rvt8

Phrasing

Posted by: Splunge at March 11, 2021 07:26 PM (RzGcW)

251 Tonypete, I got your salami. Sending your way.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 11, 2021 07:26 PM (wpta/)

252 Tonypete, I got your salami. Sending your way.
Posted by: Ben Had

Thanks! You're a peach!

Posted by: Tonypete at March 11, 2021 07:26 PM (Rvt88)

253 I don't understand that. States don't even collect taxes the same way.

According to the article the Federal package prohibits states from using the bailout funds to offset reductions of revenue due to state tax reductions or funding retirement accounts.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at March 11, 2021 07:26 PM (BRpqW)

254 246 You know, I never believed in this "systemic racism" thing, but if some black dude killed 15,000 people, I think he'd probably go to jail.
Posted by: Splunge at March 11, 2021 07:25 PM (RzGcW)

Its not Racism.

Its Partyism.

Posted by: RomeQ13 at March 11, 2021 07:26 PM (oHd/0)

255 "Is a throuple of hot dogs inside a Lucky Pierre Delecto a sandwich? Fight me!"
Posted by: ShainS at March 11, 2021 07:26 PM (jwnq

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Does this have anything to do with gas station dick sushi?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 11, 2021 07:27 PM (WGara)

256 I think DC puts something in the water that makes people go stupid.
Posted by: RomeQ13 at March 11, 2021 07:24 PM (oHd/0)

To late, I am already stupid

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 11, 2021 07:27 PM (85Gof)

257 IMHO every NY Republican in Albany should constantly harp on the nursing home massacre during the impeachment proceedings. Make it unofficially about that, if they can't get their specific charges added to the docket.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 11, 2021 07:13 PM (L2ZTs)

You mean that they should act like a legit opposition party?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 11, 2021 07:27 PM (49Dnm)

258 That's odd. My TV listings thing is showing that Biden's important speech is only getting 30 minutes of airtime.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 11, 2021 07:27 PM (iDvKn)

259 I'm hungry, Jewells, and I'm glad that your hand is better.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 11, 2021 07:27 PM (a4EWo)

260 Ooohh.. sorry, no corned beef.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 11, 2021 07:25 PM (nxdel)

Do you have egg salad. I haven't had egg salad for a long time.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 11, 2021 07:27 PM (lgiXo)

261 That poor ex cop in MN is a dead man walking.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 11, 2021 07:28 PM (85Gof)

262 Tonypete, I got your salami. Sending your way.

--

I read it as: I saw your salami.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 11, 2021 07:28 PM (O+I8R)

263 Well my daughter will eat some for dinner and lunch tomorrow and my husband eats anything so.. I don't think I'll be stuck with too many..plus you guys took several!

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 11, 2021 07:28 PM (nxdel)

264 We didn't spend $1.9 trillion in 20 years for the entire War on Terror in the Middle East and Afghanistan.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 11, 2021 07:28 PM (2DOZq)

265 Levin played a presser of his a couple weeks ago when he was blaming the deaths on the nursing homes pursuing profits over providing quality care. It sounded like a grade B movie of some not particularly intelligent or articulate mobster trying to offload his complicity and failing miserably.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at March 11, 2021 07:24 PM (y7DUB)

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"I'm bigger than US Steel!"

Posted by: ShainS at March 11, 2021 07:28 PM (jwnq8)

266 That's odd. My TV listings thing is showing that Biden's important speech is only getting 30 minutes of airtime.

***

Remember when Trump was signing holy-crap peace agreements between nations in the Middle East and they couldn't even be bothered to interrupt Days of Our Lives?

Posted by: Lysenko - donate your guns to a no questions, records, or receipts gun buy back at March 11, 2021 07:29 PM (XTk1T)

267 I have this big tray of sammiches I ordered. Anyone hungry?

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 11, 2021 07:22 PM (nxdel)

Thanks for the offer...I'm having sketti and meatballs in solidarity w/Andy.

Posted by: BignJames at March 11, 2021 07:29 PM (AwYPR)

268 Any odds that creepy joe resigns tonight?

Posted by: Beartooth at March 11, 2021 07:29 PM (ZN7T5)

269 Do you have egg salad. I haven't had egg salad for a long time.

I have a couple of hard boiled eggs.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 11, 2021 07:29 PM (nxdel)

270 I read it as: I saw your salami.

Posted by: Lady in Black

Hey! Hold on there - contrary to the rules of this place, I'm a gentleman.

Well, most of the time.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 11, 2021 07:29 PM (Rvt88)

271 Catch33, you're right. That's crazy talk. What was I thinking??!!?

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 11, 2021 07:29 PM (L2ZTs)

272 Brother Northernlurker,, my friend just brought me a dozen fresh eggs, Give me a few minutes,

Posted by: Ben Had at March 11, 2021 07:30 PM (wpta/)

273 Not only was she too stupid to look up "adoption" in the yellow pages, but she actually put her *own* dna on-line (i.e. she wasn't found because a distant relative put dna online, but because she did.)
Posted by: Chuck C at March 11, 2021 07:24 PM (awtm/)

Wait til she claims to be a victim in this, and then rolls out the "At this point what difference does it make?" defense.

Posted by: Bete at March 11, 2021 07:30 PM (Ojki1)

274 A great way to continue enjoying day-old prepared sandwiches is to cook them up like grilled cheeses. Maybe "panini" is the word?

Posted by: Lysenko - donate your guns to a no questions, records, or receipts gun buy back at March 11, 2021 07:30 PM (XTk1T)

275 Hot tip: if you play Joe's upcoming speech backwards it says "Meghan is dead, Meghan is dead..."

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 11, 2021 07:30 PM (L2ZTs)

276 Any odds that creepy joe resigns tonight?

Nope. #two weeks

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 11, 2021 07:30 PM (nxdel)

277 192 Stelter's ratings cratering now that Trump's out of office.
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So THAT'S the reason for the sans pants pic. If that doesn't work I'll bet he goes the Toobin route.

Posted by: dartist at March 11, 2021 07:30 PM (+ya+t)

278 We didn't spend $1.9 trillion in 20 years for the entire War on Terror in the Middle East and Afghanistan.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 11, 2021 07:28 PM (2DOZ

Well yeah we did and more

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 11, 2021 07:30 PM (85Gof)

279 Flat, everything must be flat.
Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 11, 2021 07:10 PM (d4edd)

Hey, that's our State motto!
Posted by: Iowa at March 11, 2021 07:11 PM (Ojki1)

Pfffft! Piker!

Posted by: Nebraska at March 11, 2021 07:31 PM (z79tQ)

280 Grilled cheese > chilled grease

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 11, 2021 07:31 PM (WGara)

281 dartist, no, he'll become Brianna Stelter.

"CNN can't fire me!! I'm a protected class of person!!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 11, 2021 07:31 PM (L2ZTs)

282 Things I wanted to see less than I wanted to see Brian Stelter with no pants.

...
...
...

I got nothing.

Posted by: Splunge at March 11, 2021 07:31 PM (RzGcW)

283 249 Bidens speech tonight:

I have cured Covid. Everybody go back to normal now. You're welcome.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 11, 2021 07:26 PM (kTF2Z)

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"And I'm finally fixing the mess that Trump left us at the border."

Posted by: ShainS at March 11, 2021 07:31 PM (jwnq8)

284 If you play the Beatles White Album backwards, it says Joe is Dead

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 11, 2021 07:31 PM (85Gof)

285 I have to fly in to DC tomorrow.
I already feel dirty...

Posted by: navybrat got 99 worries at March 11, 2021 07:31 PM (w7KSn)

286 We didn't spend $1.9 trillion in 20 years for the entire War on Terror in the Middle East and Afghanistan.

***

And their democracies were worth it.

Posted by: Lysenko - donate your guns to a no questions, records, or receipts gun buy back at March 11, 2021 07:31 PM (XTk1T)

287 Hey, that's our State motto!
Posted by: Iowa at March 11, 2021 07:11 PM (Ojki1)

Pfffft! Piker!
Posted by: Nebraska

Isn't Nebraska's state tree a utility pole?

Posted by: Tonypete at March 11, 2021 07:31 PM (Rvt88)

288 > I have a couple of hard boiled eggs.

I only have one. Stupid cancer.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 11, 2021 07:32 PM (YYlyE)

289 Masks today! Masks tomorrow! Masks forever!

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at March 11, 2021 07:32 PM (b+v9B)

290 So states can't fund retirement plans with the stimulus, but union pensions are totes okay. Got it

Posted by: Only Context at March 11, 2021 07:32 PM (xEIoY)

291 I have to fly in to DC tomorrow.
I already feel dirty...
Posted by: navybrat got 99 worries at March 11, 2021 07:31 PM (w7KSn)

Gonna be there next week?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 11, 2021 07:32 PM (85Gof)

292 Speaking of eggs and omelets; I got this nifty gadget today that cracks an egg shell perfectly every time.

No flakes of shell in the mix, less mess on the counter.

I can't break eggs without getting a mess and a lot of times a piece of shell drops in the mix and I have to fish it out.

This thing is great!

Posted by: jakee308 at March 11, 2021 07:32 PM (MioLM)

293 Tonypete, us wops stick together. We don't hide the salami.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 11, 2021 07:32 PM (wpta/)

294 Things I wanted to see less than I wanted to see Brian Stelter with no pants.

...
...
...

I got nothing.
Posted by: Splunge at March 11, 2021 07:31 PM (RzGcW)
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Brian Stelter being cornholed by a rhino in a pit of squid?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 11, 2021 07:32 PM (WGara)

295 Hot tip: if you play Joe's upcoming speech backwards it says "Meghan is dead, Meghan is dead..."
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 11, 2021 07:30 PM (L2ZTs)

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If you play it forward you hear an idiot speaking.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 11, 2021 07:32 PM (kTF2Z)

296 Flat, everything must be flat.
Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 11, 2021 07:10 PM (d4edd)

Hey, that's our State motto!
Posted by: Iowa at March 11, 2021 07:11 PM (Ojki1)

Pfffft! Piker!
Posted by: Nebraska at Marc

Why I never!

Posted by: Kansas at March 11, 2021 07:32 PM (ZN7T5)

297 264 We didn't spend $1.9 trillion in 20 years for the entire War on Terror in the Middle East and Afghanistan.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 11, 2021 07:28 PM (2DOZq)

DAMMIT!

*pouts*

Time to try again.

Posted by: Neocons at March 11, 2021 07:32 PM (Ojki1)

298 I had a lobster salad roll today made properly with a touch of mayo on a grilled hot dog bun.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 11, 2021 07:33 PM (sd8p8)

299 268 Any odds that creepy joe resigns tonight?
Posted by: Beartooth at March 11, 2021 07:29 PM (ZN7T5)

Over his dead body.

Posted by: Dr. Jill at March 11, 2021 07:33 PM (Ojki1)

300 I had a lobster salad roll today made properly with a touch of mayo on a grilled hot dog bun.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 11, 2021 07:33 PM (sd8p

I had a 2 day old Cobb Salad. You win

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 11, 2021 07:33 PM (85Gof)

301 On Dennis Prager's radio show this morning, Steve Moore said that it prohibited all states from enacting tax cuts.

I guess prohibiting them from offering pensions going forward would make too much sense. let them keep writing those hot checks.

Posted by: x4 at March 11, 2021 07:34 PM (oA+QO)

302 Posted by: Tonypete at March 11, 2021 07:31 PM (Rvt8

That or a grain elevator. I remember passing one and seeing the next town's ahead in the distance.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 11, 2021 07:34 PM (MioLM)

303 Mmmm. The Michigan Republican Senate sent Whitmer a bill several days ago directing her how to spend the Federal Covid relief money the state received. They also included a directive rescinding the power granted to the state health department years ago to direct pandemic response. She vetoed it. The Senate just now authorized a lawsuit against her if she should try to spend the money anyway as it would be unconstitutional. We will see how this works out.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 11, 2021 07:34 PM (qJ/Pj)

304 Pay attention to MEEEEEE!!

Posted by: Meghan Markle at March 11, 2021 07:34 PM (RzGcW)

305 "Gonna be there next week?"
Yes, but more like in the Hampton Roads area.
There is a funeral on Sunday for a man who was very important to me.

Posted by: navybrat got 99 worries at March 11, 2021 07:34 PM (w7KSn)

306 Would be comical if Paste-Eatin' Joe's speech tonight is him stepping down from the presidency "Because I've finally figured out who's been shitting my pants . . . ME!"

Posted by: Sharkman at March 11, 2021 07:34 PM (i4CI5)

307 I guess prohibiting them from offering pensions going forward would make too much sense. let them keep writing those hot checks.
Posted by: x4 at March 11, 2021 07:34 PM (oA+QO)
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Offering pensions? I thought it was offering *penguins*!!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 11, 2021 07:34 PM (WGara)

308 Hi! Sharon

Posted by: Ben Had at March 11, 2021 07:35 PM (wpta/)

309 Well... we were expecting company tonight but they had to cancel at the last minute. So.. I have this big tray of sammiches I ordered. Anyone hungry?
Posted by: Jewells45
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USB port, Sammiches - some assembly required

[pours glass of red wine, waits]

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 11, 2021 07:35 PM (GBHAb)

310
Why I never!
Posted by: Kansas

It's no fun.

Posted by: Rachel Corrie at March 11, 2021 07:35 PM (urf1n)

311 Posted by: x4 at March 11, 2021 07:34 PM (oA+QO)

I'm trying to figure out how that is even CLOSE to Constitutional. I guess its in the Good and Plenty clause of Constitutional Congressional Powers?

Posted by: RomeQ13 at March 11, 2021 07:35 PM (oHd/0)

312 Yes, but more like in the Hampton Roads area.
There is a funeral on Sunday for a man who was very important to me.
Posted by: navybrat got 99 worries at March 11, 2021 07:34 PM (w7KSn)

Got it. Was down in Norfolk/ Portsmouth last week.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 11, 2021 07:35 PM (85Gof)

313 How is giving federal money to only black farmers constiutional? Isn't anyone going to challenge that? Fuck the took PDT to court every time he farted

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 11, 2021 07:36 PM (85Gof)

314 Is anyone watching the pants shitter, even for comedic purposes? Having that retarded monkey as President is a terrible insult to the Founders and is really disgraceful for everyone. I don't know why I feel guilty about it because I sure as fuck didn't do it, but I do.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at March 11, 2021 07:36 PM (y7DUB)

315 Norfolk, Portsmouth, VA beach, Chesapeake, Suffolk.
I grew up there.
The man who passed raised me, but wasn't my bio Dad.

Posted by: navybrat got 99 worries at March 11, 2021 07:37 PM (w7KSn)

316 306 Would be comical if Paste-Eatin' Joe's speech tonight is him stepping down from the presidency "Because I've finally figured out who's been shitting my pants . . . ME!"
Posted by: Sharkman at March 11, 2021 07:34 PM (i4CI5)

That is fantasy thinking, no way he is capable of figuring that out.

Posted by: Bete at March 11, 2021 07:37 PM (Ojki1)

317 NGU, you have got to come to Texas so we can feed you.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 11, 2021 07:37 PM (wpta/)

318 How is giving federal money to only black farmers constiutional?

**

We could learn a lot from the last twenty-odd years of African going-ons.

Posted by: Lysenko - donate your guns to a no questions, records, or receipts gun buy back at March 11, 2021 07:38 PM (XTk1T)

319 Mike Hammer, sending you a roast beef sammich. Goes good with red wine.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 11, 2021 07:38 PM (nxdel)

320 313 How is giving federal money to only black farmers constiutional? Isn't anyone going to challenge that? Fuck the took PDT to court every time he farted
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 11, 2021 07:36 PM (85Gof)

It's a Tax!

Posted by: Dread Justice Roberts at March 11, 2021 07:38 PM (Ojki1)

321 If all the sammiches are gone, is there other finger food?

Posted by: davidt at March 11, 2021 07:38 PM (5ZHS+)

322 Mmmm... Parmesan crusted chicken breast, penne pasta and homemade alfredo sauce. A bit of white (RACIST) wine and an after dinner cigar on the porch.

Fuck everything else for an hour or so.

Peace.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 11, 2021 07:38 PM (3H9h1)

323 Avocado, brie, Noonday onion, and Dukes mayo. No chips. Thanks!

Posted by: Eromero at March 11, 2021 07:38 PM (gjvwR)

324 NGU, you have got to come to Texas so we can feed you.

Best food you will ever eat in your life!!

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 11, 2021 07:39 PM (nxdel)

325 Tonypete, us wops stick together. We don't hide the salami.
Posted by: Ben Had

You're Italian ?

I never knew that !

How did an Italian dame end up in Texas ?

Posted by: JT at March 11, 2021 07:39 PM (arJlL)

326 Test.

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at March 11, 2021 07:39 PM (2SdPm)

327 18,000 black farmers 82,000 claims.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 11, 2021 07:39 PM (wpta/)

328 Jill keeps telling him he was gifted by the Shit Fairy.

It's easier to let him do it in his pants and then throw the pants away.

I can picture him laying on his back with legs in the air getting his taint wiped and powdered.

We have really really sunk so low.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 11, 2021 07:39 PM (MioLM)

329 Hi Ben Had.
I got to go to the range today. Shot a rifle with a scope for the first time. It was very difficult to adjust to but finally figured it out. Also, did not realize that I was supposed to shoot only at one set of targets so it was hard to figure out how well I shot. lol I'll do better next time.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 11, 2021 07:39 PM (sd8p8)

330 If all the sammiches are gone, is there other finger food?
Posted by: davidt

Snot

Posted by: JT at March 11, 2021 07:39 PM (arJlL)

331 321 If all the sammiches are gone, is there other finger food?
Posted by: davidt at March 11, 2021 07:38 PM (5ZHS+)

...yes?

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 11, 2021 07:40 PM (RzGcW)

332 Tonypete, familia straight from Recuarro de Terme.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 11, 2021 07:40 PM (wpta/)

333 Will President Dying Brain be able to walk to the podium without help

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 11, 2021 07:41 PM (lgiXo)

334 I'll bet you can't just say you're black to qualify for the farm money.

Probably have to show birth certificates going back 3 generations.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 11, 2021 07:41 PM (MioLM)

335 This is an official DOD news headline:

"Press Secretary Smites Fox Host That Dissed Diversity in the U.S. Military"

https://bit.ly/3tc6Btf

Posted by: bonhomme at March 11, 2021 07:41 PM (YYlyE)

336 #292 I think they've genetically modified eggshells to make them thicker to have less breakage in transit. I don't think I've cracked a shell well in ten years!

Posted by: andycanuck at March 11, 2021 07:41 PM (iDvKn)

337 I made a meat loaf sammich today on white bread. Not exactly haute cuisine, but it was damn tasty.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 11, 2021 07:41 PM (kTF2Z)

338 327 18,000 black farmers 82,000 claims.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 11, 2021 07:39 PM (wpta/)

Wait, didn't Obama already run this same scam?

Posted by: Splunge at March 11, 2021 07:41 PM (RzGcW)

339 TINKERBELL SHIT MY PANTS!

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 11, 2021 07:42 PM (PfitC)

340 Sharon!! That's awesome! I went today too. No damn ammo so I had to use my own. I put the target out another 5 feet. Did pretty good. I would love to shoot a rifle. I may have to break down and spend the money to rent one and see how I like it.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 11, 2021 07:42 PM (nxdel)

341 Will President Dying Brain be able to walk to the podium without help
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy

Motorized skateboard

Posted by: JT at March 11, 2021 07:42 PM (arJlL)

342 Condolences on your loss, navybrat.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 11, 2021 07:42 PM (i4CI5)

343 317 NGU, you have got to come to Texas so we can feed you.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 11, 2021 07:37 PM (wpta/)

One of these days I promise. Going to a retirement ceremony there in the spring summer, so we will see

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 11, 2021 07:42 PM (85Gof)

344 Nood, Dementia Joe

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 11, 2021 07:42 PM (a4EWo)

345 Sharon, keep shootin ' ,Lady

Posted by: Ben Had at March 11, 2021 07:42 PM (wpta/)

346 Jewells45

Start with a .22

Posted by: JT at March 11, 2021 07:43 PM (arJlL)

347 Browning 9mm 115 Grain FMJ 200 Rd; $120 (60 cpr); https://bit.ly/38xcqtk

Posted by: bonhomme at March 11, 2021 07:44 PM (YYlyE)

348 Nood 81M voters tuning in

Posted by: Lysenkos Bagged Lettuce, 100% abortion free and only tested for safety using abortions at March 11, 2021 07:44 PM (TIEIK)

349 Motorized skateboardPosted by: JT at March 11, 2021 07:42 PM (arJlL)

Put some of those thingies that you can move furniture around on his shoes.

Just push him around to where you want him.

Watch out for any strong winds tho.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 11, 2021 07:44 PM (MioLM)

350 Tonypete, familia straight from Recuarro de Terme.
Posted by: Ben Had

Nice! We're from way down south - Sicily and Calabria.

I've never been back - I have the time now, I really need to go.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 11, 2021 07:44 PM (Rvt88)

351 Will President Dying Brain be able to walk to the podium without help
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 11, 2021 07:41 PM (lgiXo)

He has that mincing irritating gait that really addled codgers get where I don't think they ever put any force on their heels that provokes compelling thoughts of kicking them in the balls.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at March 11, 2021 07:44 PM (y7DUB)

352 JT.. will do!

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 11, 2021 07:45 PM (nxdel)

353 Thank you for the sympathy.
It was completely unexpected, the deceased went in for a catheter procedure and somehow managed to pass during the operation.
It happens.

Posted by: navybrat got 99 worries at March 11, 2021 07:45 PM (w7KSn)

354 This is an official DOD news headline:

"Press Secretary Smites Fox Host That Dissed Diversity in the U.S. Military"

https://bit.ly/3tc6Btf
Posted by: bonhomme at March 11, 2021 07:41 PM (YYlyE)

Well he is correct that we need and use females in the Military and could not function with out them...but mostly it is NOT in front line combat units and and and and it is certainly NOT by designing pregnancy flight suits you jackass!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 11, 2021 07:45 PM (85Gof)

355 Ah, Jewells, I am hooked. They are so much easier to keep steady. I actually shot best sitting down with the rifle propped. I did shoot a Smith and Wesson handgun that I also liked a lot. It was very light and easy to handle. The only problem was, as I mentioned, we had two sets of targets set up andturned out I was shooting at both and so was the other shooter so I couldn;t tell how accurate I was.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 11, 2021 07:45 PM (sd8p8)

356 Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 11, 2021 07:45 PM (85Gof)

For some reason, I never thought of you as a h8ter, guess I need to do an opinion reset!
Why do you hate babies?

/s (just in case)

Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at March 11, 2021 07:47 PM (87oRe)

357 Hey! Hold on there - contrary to the rules of this place, I'm a gentleman.

Well, most of the time.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 11, 2021 07:29 PM (Rvt8

A gentleman and a mathematician!

Posted by: InCali at March 11, 2021 07:56 PM (9AFWN)

358 They are going after him for sexual abuse allegations to distract from Democrat policies to kill the elderly.

Posted by: ggm at March 11, 2021 07:58 PM (61xyR)

359 What about Pigford?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 11, 2021 07:59 PM (63Dwl)

360 If Democrats want to go after him for being a molester, then let's go with it, Republicans should use the hearings as an opportunity to just hammer him on taking payoffs to murder the elderly and mentally disadvantaged, as well as if he and gropey Joe shared trade secrets on how to assault staffers and hide the evidence.

Posted by: Rbastid at March 11, 2021 08:00 PM (sgKFs)

361 Governor Kevorkian should be called Party Nipples. Not Party tits. Gotta love those little barbells. Or not. Barf.

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