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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: ... at March 05, 2021 10:00 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 05, 2021 10:00 PM (3H9h1)
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Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 05, 2021 10:01 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 05, 2021 10:01 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at March 05, 2021 10:01 PM (tjZg/)
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Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 05, 2021 10:03 PM (PoqRU)
Posted by: BignJames at March 05, 2021 10:04 PM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Hillary! 2016, Who Will Never Be President of the United States at March 05, 2021 10:04 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 05, 2021 10:04 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: wing at March 05, 2021 10:05 PM (JFzNN)
Posted by: Luca Brazzi at March 05, 2021 10:05 PM (fLVm1)
And boy did he ever put the Lowlifes of Late Night to shame. Good interview. Listened with respect, didn't condescend to her, let her push and pull the conversation, made some risque jokes. Seemed reasonably spontaneous.
Everything you could want in a Late Night interview plus Karen Gillan. Never saw him before. It was good. Not that I have watched talk shows since like the mid 90's, or even care about these people, but why does the Left have to fucking destroy *everything* to feed the sick strange ever-hungry god that is their stupid idiot self?
Posted by: ... at March 05, 2021 10:05 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 05, 2021 10:06 PM (yj9DO)
Posted by: Jewells45
GUILTY! GUILTY! GUILTY!
Ok, we got that out of the way.
How was the cake? Was it gooooood?
Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at March 05, 2021 10:06 PM (tjZg/)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 05, 2021 10:07 PM (PoqRU)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 05, 2021 10:07 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: ...
I miss Craig Ferguson.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 05, 2021 10:07 PM (6J/xZ)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at March 05, 2021 10:08 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Jewells45
No judging, unless you're in a Snorlax.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 05, 2021 10:08 PM (yj9DO)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 05, 2021 10:08 PM (6J/xZ)
Posted by: bof at March 05, 2021 10:08 PM (UAWtI)
Cuz I can do that.
I don't see that in the style book, but it's not like anyone follows it.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at March 05, 2021 10:03 PM (SchxB)
544 Blanco:
"Hi, everyone! My name is RI Red and I am asshoe. Been here a while. May have some ribbons I may have earned. Or not. Buy me drinks to find out!"
Posted by: RI Red at March 05, 2021 10:06 PM (J2URz)
I also get willowed like f*ck.
Posted by: RI Red at March 05, 2021 10:08 PM (J2URz)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 05, 2021 10:08 PM (BMmaB)
He looks like Pajama Boy all grown up.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 05, 2021 10:08 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Sharkman at March 05, 2021 10:08 PM (i4CI5)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 05, 2021 10:08 PM (PoqRU)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 05, 2021 10:08 PM (6J/xZ)
Posted by: bof at March 05, 2021 10:08 PM (UAWtI)
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It was a trap.
Posted by: Ted Danson at March 05, 2021 10:09 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 05, 2021 10:09 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: ...
She's just adorable in a billion ways in that interview.
Sigh.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 05, 2021 10:09 PM (i4CI5)
Not judging. Envious as hell, but not judging.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at March 05, 2021 10:09 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: ...
Craig Ferguson was witty, intelligent and usually acted like a grown-up (although he could, at times, be ridiculously funny). Where is he now?
So they give a prime talk show slot to Jimmy Kimmel, who is an unpleasant and obnoxious no-talent.
Yeah Jimmy, tell me about those times you were in blackface on The Man Show, portraying Karl Malone. Karl Malone should have crushed him.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at March 05, 2021 10:09 PM (tjZg/)
GOOD DOGGIE!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 05, 2021 10:10 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 05, 2021 10:08 PM (yj9DO)
I think that in itself might be OK, but sitting in a Snorlax made for your wife by some other dude is right out.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 05, 2021 10:10 PM (BMmaB)
Sigh.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 05, 2021 10:09 PM (i4CI5)
The way she kept making herself small was particularly fetching.
Posted by: ... at March 05, 2021 10:10 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at March 05, 2021 10:10 PM (SchxB)
Son is on fire at 3rd base. Coaches are so so proud of him. Practice again tomorrow morning. Season starts on the Ides. So excited to watch him play since he had his season stolen last year
Posted by: Jmel at March 05, 2021 10:10 PM (bVhJi)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 05, 2021 10:08 PM (BMmaB)
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To be fair, Eskimos do have a legitimate complaint.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 05, 2021 10:11 PM (fLVm1)
And they never looked in the corner.
Fake.
Posted by: Infidel at March 05, 2021 10:11 PM (E0OEG)
Yes, just when you think an ONT cannot be possibly be even more diverse, equitable, and inclusive, along comes a WD masterpiece!
Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at March 05, 2021 10:11 PM (87oRe)
But a normal man would not lie on it in that manner, with that pedo smile on his face.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 05, 2021 10:11 PM (QE98t)
https://tinyurl.com/bfuv6m56
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Posted by: kbdabear at March 05, 2021 10:11 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 05, 2021 10:11 PM (6J/xZ)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 05, 2021 10:12 PM (PoqRU)
So they give a prime talk show slot to Jimmy Kimmel, who is an unpleasant and obnoxious no-talent.
Yeah Jimmy, tell me about those times you were in blackface on The Man Show, portraying Karl Malone. Karl Malone should have crushed him.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at March 05, 2021 10:09 PM (tjZg/)
He's doing a game show on ABC prime time. He did a pretty good Hallmark-type movie with Kathy Lee Gifford that I think they exhibited online in their own deal.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 05, 2021 10:12 PM (BMmaB)
So you're saying this is from the ugly stepdaughter?
Sorry, not believing that she's ever inspired a seminal eruption from anyone, male or female.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 05, 2021 10:12 PM (QE98t)
Posted by: nerdygirl
Pajama Boy undoubtedly has some tips for getting the gum out of his hair.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 05, 2021 10:12 PM (yj9DO)
Nah... I'm munching on some ritz crackers, old blue cheese, likely more "blue" than cheese and leftover box white wine.
Gourmet for the redneck.
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 05, 2021 10:13 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 05, 2021 10:13 PM (nxdel)
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Posted by: kbdabear at March 05, 2021 10:14 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at March 05, 2021 10:15 PM (4a9Vv)
From wiki Since January 2021, Ferguson has hosted the American game show The Hustler which broadcasts on the American Broadcasting Company television network.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 05, 2021 10:15 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Cicero
That's cold.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 05, 2021 10:11 PM (6J/xZ)
Put some ice on it!
Posted by: B J Clinton at March 05, 2021 10:15 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 05, 2021 10:15 PM (Rvt88)
Normally they'd be crowing about taking another scalp, but most of them are denying that they had anything to do with it.
"Wasn't us. Nope. The Seuss heirs just suddenly and voluntarily CHOSE to pull those books."
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 05, 2021 10:16 PM (QE98t)
The rest of you, eh, meh.
If anyone ever sees me comment on the ONT, please remonstrate me the next day.
Posted by: RI Red at March 05, 2021 10:16 PM (J2URz)
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 05, 2021 10:17 PM (3H9h1)
ALWAYS TRUST QUOTE CONTENT FROM MIKLOS
The misspelings add...authenticity
*nod to REDACTED, who might capiche*
Posted by: Miklos, glass five-eights full at March 05, 2021 10:17 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 05, 2021 10:18 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at March 05, 2021 10:18 PM (r4bSV)
Gourmet for the redneck.
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 05, 2021 10:13 PM (3H9h1)
Flag on the play. No such thing as leftover box wine.
Posted by: RI Red at March 05, 2021 10:18 PM (J2URz)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 05, 2021 10:18 PM (l6b3d)
Also, good evening, 'rons and 'ettes! Hope y'all have a great weekend.
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at March 05, 2021 10:19 PM (1uBGK)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
SJW and Woke crowd struck again.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 05, 2021 10:19 PM (6J/xZ)
Sometimes you get a masculine child.
Sometimes you get whatever the fuck that is curled up on the Snorlax. Something that sort of rhymes with Pinocchio.
Posted by: Carmine Lupertazzi at March 05, 2021 10:19 PM (QE98t)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel - Texas Morons, Support HB 1359 at March 05, 2021 10:19 PM (G6Lqs)
Posted by: Roll Me Away at March 05, 2021 10:20 PM (AQayC)
Posted by: rickb223
I started "reading" from the bottom of that pic and got whiplash from the unhappy ending. Yikes.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 05, 2021 10:20 PM (yj9DO)
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, there is no longer politics, only Zuultarget practice at March 05, 2021 10:21 PM (d6mdH)
I made that chicken from last week. Actually, I had been planning and had accumulated all the spices over the past months. Well, actually, I did not make that exact chicken, I made the KFC leaked recipe chicken that this appears to be based on.
It was pretty good, but I need a bigger pan to fry in. I made a mess. It was crunchy though. I am not sure what the big innovation was that he claimed he did not learn in culinary school, since it was mostly very standard four-wet-dry that everyone has been using for ever.
But it was crunchy. I recommend 8/10. (9/10 with rice.)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 05, 2021 10:21 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 05, 2021 10:21 PM (3H9h1)
F'ing shoot me now.
Posted by: RI Red at March 05, 2021 10:21 PM (J2URz)
Why do you feel like you need to be a dick to me? Sorry if I didn't live up to your standards. I just dig hanging around here. There are some lovely folks here, and I like interacting with them. Is that a bad thing?
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 05, 2021 10:22 PM (PoqRU)
President Joe Biden told NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory's Perseverance team that Indian-Americans 'are taking over the country.' Biden made the comment Thursday afternoon during a video chat with the team, who landed the Perseverance rover on Mars last month.
Posted by: will choose a nic later at March 05, 2021 10:22 PM (r4bSV)
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 05, 2021 10:22 PM (nxdel)
Trick question - David Hogg is the correct answer.
Posted by: Roll Me Away at March 05, 2021 10:22 PM (AQayC)
Fallon, Kimmel, Colbert, who has the most punchable face?
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler,
Yes.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 05, 2021 10:22 PM (6J/xZ)
seen at twatter, via garbage hooman:
https://tinyurl.com/zcr9fc3k
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach
That's a bold move, Cotton. Let's see how it works out for them ...
OWN GOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 05, 2021 10:23 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at March 05, 2021 10:09 PM (tjZg/)
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He's got a few comedy specials on Netflix, plus a show called Hobo Fabulous, which was pretty funny.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 05, 2021 10:23 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: ...
I miss Craig Ferguson.
Posted by: rickb223
I hear ya; but they threw tomahawks on Johnny's Tonite Show....
Posted by: JT at March 05, 2021 10:23 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Blor Utar, from Zimtok-5 at March 05, 2021 10:23 PM (xxG/v)
I really have no idea WTF is going on in several of the pics/stories.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 05, 2021 10:23 PM (ES7ay)
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler,
Colbert. It's the earnest, masturbatory self righteousness smug that does it.
Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at March 05, 2021 10:23 PM (gAFsE)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at March 05, 2021 10:22 PM (r4bSV)
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The man is inspiring, you have to give him that.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 05, 2021 10:24 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 05, 2021 10:25 PM (u82oZ)
For me, the difference was pressing the flour into the chicken on the second dredge. I've never done that before, I think that's the secret of the crunch.
Posted by: Weirddave at March 05, 2021 10:25 PM (pnS2E)
Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at March 05, 2021 10:25 PM (gAFsE)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
Apparently there's been a spike in the purchase of Dr. Seuss books.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 05, 2021 10:25 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: davidt at March 05, 2021 10:25 PM (5ZHS+)
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 05, 2021 10:25 PM (3H9h1)
Craig Ferguson was witty, intelligent and usually acted like a grown-up (although he could, at times, be ridiculously funny). Where is he now?
Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at March 05, 2021 10:09 PM (tjZg/)
Craig Ferguson hosts a show called "The Hustler", on ABC, an interesting game where 5 contestants guess which one is the Hustler, and they answer trivia questions, building up the pot of money as people are eliminated. The Hustler already knows all the answers, but lies often. The final 3 decide who the Hustler is. If they guess right, they split the pot, if not, the Hustler gets the pot.
**UPDATE**
Well, eff me! They cancelled it last week, after 8 episodes. Still available On Demand, on ABC if you have Commiecast.
It was classic Ferguson style. Too bad.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 05, 2021 10:25 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 05, 2021 10:25 PM (TK8Ry)
Posted by: SFGoth at March 05, 2021 10:26 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 05, 2021 10:26 PM (ES7ay)
But a normal man would not lie on it in that manner, with that pedo smile on his face.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 05, 2021 10:11 PM (QE98t)
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A Snorlax is a large Pokemon. Spends most of its time sleeping. My son was into Pokemon in his younger days.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 05, 2021 10:26 PM (CAJOC)
But bewb pix will make up for it.
OK, JUST KIDDING!
Posted by: RI Red at March 05, 2021 10:26 PM (J2URz)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 05, 2021 10:26 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: davidt at March 05, 2021 10:26 PM (5ZHS+)
Whats the dude holding up in the surveillance vid?
Posted by: banana Dream
It looked like an upper torso from a Mighty Morphin' Power Ranger to me.
But what do I know? I never watched the show.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 05, 2021 10:26 PM (pNxlR)
The animating part (visual) is fine, it's just when you have to do the audio when it gets hard. Not "doing" the audio--that's fun and cool. It's just that you can't have distractions during this part.
When you're doing the visual stuff, you can have a movie or something playing in the background. For audio, that doesn't work.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 05, 2021 10:26 PM (l9m7l)
Trevor Noah.
Because a) he left a country that has exactly the kind of communist government he pretends to want and b) spends his time badmouthing the country that let him in.
Yo, Trevs: if KKKapitalist AmeriKKKa sucks so bad, why don't you go back to the wonderland of South Africa?
Oh, right: it's gone from First World status to Third or maybe Fourth World status since your commie buddies took over.
Being a despicable ignorant asshole like Fallon, Kimmel, Colbert is one thing. Being a despicable ignorant asshole who shits on the hospitality of his hosts is a whole 'nother level.
Posted by: Carmine Lupertazzi at March 05, 2021 10:27 PM (QE98t)
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Posted by: Miklosian Currently Required Marketing SA de CV at March 05, 2021 10:27 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler,
Colbert. It's the earnest, masturbatory self righteousness smug that does it.
Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at March 05, 2021 10:23 PM (gAFsE)
Colbert's fellow Jon Stewart alumna, Samantha Bee, for the win.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 05, 2021 10:27 PM (BMmaB)
May there be no social distancing with loved ones, or even those you like in a lukewarm manner.
And may you be the torch of American Exceptionalism to the great unlearned masses.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 05, 2021 10:27 PM (u82oZ)
Fallon, Kimmel, Colbert, who has the most punchable face?
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, there is no longer politics, only Zuultarget practice
I vote for all of them.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 05, 2021 10:28 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler
In terms of deserving it most, Kimmel. He had the farthest to fall from the Man Show. Colbert has always been a puss. Fallon is kind of a weenie. But Kimmel shall be crowned King Tuck.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 05, 2021 10:28 PM (yj9DO)
Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at March 05, 2021 10:23 PM (gAFsE)
He's very deserving...but Kimmel really makes me grind my teeth.
Posted by: BignJames at March 05, 2021 10:28 PM (AwYPR)
Kimmel, Fallon, and Colbert are washing windows, 100 ft. up. The rig is supported by two cables of equal strength, one on each end. There is no cross wind. The building is perfectly plumb. The sidewalk below is perfectly level. At the same moment in time - both cables snap.
Which dick-head hits the ground first ?
Posted by: Roll Me Away at March 05, 2021 10:28 PM (AQayC)
Posted by: Carmine Lupertazzi at March 05, 2021 10:27 PM (QE98t)
Hey, Samantha Bee the Canadian immigrant has that going for her too.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 05, 2021 10:28 PM (BMmaB)
Posted by: AL Green. Oh shit, wrong one. at March 05, 2021 10:28 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Carmine Lupertazzi at March 05, 2021 10:27 PM (QE98t)
And encouraging the same racial and ethnic hatred that turned his homeland into a cautionary tale.
Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at March 05, 2021 10:29 PM (gAFsE)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
I'm out!
Posted by: Tonypete
Or your money back!
Posted by: Miklos with a BBB rating from the BBB at March 05, 2021 10:29 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 05, 2021 10:29 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: raoul ortega at March 05, 2021 10:30 PM (OafoN)
Posted by: redc1c4 (*OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated) at March 05, 2021 10:30 PM (3posT)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 05, 2021 10:30 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Det. Josephus Miller at March 05, 2021 10:30 PM (DXFDM)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 05, 2021 10:30 PM (pNxlR)
Looking around for boob pics...dammit...just not finding them, and they're so lovely. I'll keep looking, though, and let you know...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 05, 2021 10:31 PM (PoqRU)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 05, 2021 10:27 PM (BMmaB)
Stewart is the Left's Julius Streicher. The guy that made flat out lying and misrepresentation mainstream under the 'comedy' umbrella.
Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at March 05, 2021 10:31 PM (gAFsE)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at March 05, 2021 10:22 PM (r4bSV)
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The man is inspiring, you have to give him that
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Be that as it may, I'm waiting for him to expire.
And his bitch wife too.
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, there is no longer politics, only Zuultarget practice at March 05, 2021 10:31 PM (d6mdH)
Posted by: Weirddave at March 05, 2021 10:31 PM (pnS2E)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 05, 2021 10:31 PM (yj9DO)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at March 05, 2021 10:32 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 05, 2021 10:25 PM (+lVUW)
As I mentioned a couple of days ago, I can't help having a little bit of suspicion that there is a James Bond villain with a stockpile of Dr. Seuss books who engineered this whole thing to make billions.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 05, 2021 10:32 PM (BMmaB)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at March 05, 2021 10:32 PM (DXFDM)
Posted by: davidt at March 05, 2021 10:32 PM (5ZHS+)
Posted by: Roll Me Away at March 05, 2021 10:32 PM (AQayC)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 05, 2021 10:33 PM (2DOZq)
Trick question - David Hogg is the correct answer.
Posted by: Roll Me Away
True. Even without the "know it all brat" attitude, there's just something unlikeable about his face.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 05, 2021 10:33 PM (+lVUW)
Seriously, you may want to check with some of the regular 'ettes who have met me IRL. I am one of the nicest people I have ever met.
Posted by: RI Red at March 05, 2021 10:33 PM (J2URz)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at March 05, 2021 10:34 PM (4a9Vv)
Not for nothing, folks, but I can't listen for comprehension to someone reading "The Gulag Archipelago" and post here at the same time.
As the damn reading totals well over 80 hours, I really do not want to go back and repeat sections again and again.
Catch you in the wee hours before the EMT!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 05, 2021 10:34 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Calgon Bath Powder at March 05, 2021 10:34 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Weirddave at March 05, 2021 10:34 PM (pnS2E)
Trick question - David Hogg is the correct answer.
Posted by: Roll Me Away
True. Even without the "know it all brat" attitude, there's just something unlikeable about his face.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 05, 2021 10:33 PM (+lVUW)
Now that he is a Harvard man, have his balls dropped?
Posted by: Count de Monet QRF at March 05, 2021 10:35 PM (4I/2K)
Ignore the problem, it will go away.
No, that's Sam's rule. my rule is:
Never make fun of a black woman's hair, a teenager's skin, or an old person's slowness.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 05, 2021 10:35 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at March 05, 2021 10:31 PM (gAFsE)
And snark. Instead of laughing at the comedian's humor, we are laughing with the comedian at an object of derision. It's ugly.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 05, 2021 10:35 PM (BMmaB)
Posted by: SFGoth
A beautiful Scottish ginger who has stolen Sharkman's black heart and made it her own:
https://tinyurl.com/KG-Be-Still-My-Heart
Posted by: Sharkman at March 05, 2021 10:35 PM (i4CI5)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 05, 2021 10:36 PM (PoqRU)
Posted by: The Bulwark Style Collection at March 05, 2021 10:36 PM (fLVm1)
I know she sharing. I love her dearly and I would sacrifice my life for in a blink of an eye but please let me eat in peace once in awhile.
Posted by: Beartooth at March 05, 2021 10:36 PM (ZN7T5)
Catch you in the wee hours before the EMT!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)
Huh, I am reading it too late at night for the past few weeks.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 05, 2021 10:36 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Count de Monet QRF
Objection! Assumes sack not in evidence.
Posted by: mikeski at March 05, 2021 10:37 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 05, 2021 10:26 PM (CAJOC)
Well if I was going to get into the whole Pokemon thing, I would probably go with a chubby one that sleeps all day errday too. Not saying I'm a fat bastard, but...
Posted by: CppThis at March 05, 2021 10:37 PM (zcf1k)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth
Blackened Starbursts, chere
Posted by: Fat Paul Prudhomme, who almost singlehandedly killed of the Redfish at March 05, 2021 10:37 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at March 05, 2021 10:38 PM (r4bSV)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 05, 2021 10:39 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 05, 2021 10:36 PM (PoqRU)
Flag, Ms. Mountain. AOS Style Guide says you must post complete comment, not "121".
We Morons are very lazy and don't like having to scroll to understand the comment.
Sorry, it's the Rules.
Posted by: RI Red at March 05, 2021 10:39 PM (J2URz)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 05, 2021 10:31 PM (yj9DO)
I read about half his memoir of growing up there, "Born a Crime". It was interesting in parts, but not enough for me to finish it. He's half white and half Xhosa-- Mommy was a Strong Independent Woman who didn't need a man or something; Dad was a Euro (Swiss or something). The title refers to the fact that under apartheid, interracial procreation was illegal and a mixed kid like him was a pariah, belonging to no tribe and a constant risk to any parent that claimed him.
There's a lot of stories in there, about having to dodge Zulus, white Boers, etcetera and how fucked up the system was there (which it was). Too bad he decided to deep throat the phallus of hardline Leftism and throw in with the people who are trying to do here what the whites did in SA, only the other way around. That's the worst part: He knows better. He knows where this ends.
Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at March 05, 2021 10:39 PM (gAFsE)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 05, 2021 10:39 PM (QE98t)
But not a single one since 2015. I would however, take a tire iron to any of the current faces.
They all made the ONE mistake that is not forgivable.
None of them are funny any more.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 05, 2021 10:39 PM (sy5kK)
... is who fucking cares ? As my man Johnny Carson would say - these jokes ain't nearly as funny when you have to explain them.
Posted by: Roll Me Away at March 05, 2021 10:40 PM (AQayC)
Posted by: Funsize at March 05, 2021 10:40 PM (EiPf6)
Posted by: Carmine Lupertazzi at March 05, 2021 10:27 PM (QE98t)
Hey, Samantha Bee the Canadian immigrant has that going for her too.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon
Weren't Samantha Bee and her husband the ones who got their panties all in a twist when Mayor Commie decided to change the rules on NYC's magnet schools to get more blacks in them?
Liberals are all for diversity. Just not in their own kids' schools.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 05, 2021 10:40 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Count de Monet QRF
Objection! Assumes sack not in evidence.
Posted by: mikeski
You mean the "skulls" or the "bone"?
Posted by: Miklos, who was offered a full-ride to Harvard (susoicious then, suspicious now) at March 05, 2021 10:40 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Roll Me Away
True. Even without the "know it all brat" attitude, there's just something unlikeable about his face.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 05, 2021 10:33 PM (+lVUW)
Now that he is a Harvard man, have his balls dropped?
Posted by: Count de Monet
A better question may be how many Harvard men's balls have dropped against his chin.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 05, 2021 10:41 PM (yj9DO)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 05, 2021 10:33 PM (2DOZq)
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I see nothing wrong with that! I'd use them as bullion cubes!
Posted by: Doof at March 05, 2021 10:41 PM (mZUr4)
Could be Snorlax, could be Slaking. His attack move is yawn.
Posted by: Weirddave at March 05, 2021 10:41 PM (pnS2E)
Liberals are all for diversity. Just not in their own kids' schools.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 05, 2021 10:40 PM (+lVUW)
Why yes, yes she was.
Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at March 05, 2021 10:42 PM (gAFsE)
Letterman stopped being even marginally funny around the first year of the Clinton administration.
He kept pretending he was appealing to the "hip college crowd" even as he was turning into an angry, bitter, bald old man.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 05, 2021 10:42 PM (QE98t)
Posted by: Weirddave
Alrighty then. Smokin' red hot > Smoke on the Water
Posted by: SFGoth at March 05, 2021 10:42 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: The Hardest Working Man in Show Bidnis at March 05, 2021 10:42 PM (QzkSJ)
He had a bail hearing recently and the prosecutor very aggressively demanded that the judge keep him in jail. She also requested that the judge order her identity be protected. What's her first name? Wait for it, I kid you not... KAREN!
(By the way, he stays in jail, next hearing in May.)
Posted by: yop at March 05, 2021 10:43 PM (V0Ztm)
"The story of a woman, who after receiving a terminal diagnosis commissions a clone of herself to ease the loss to her friends and family. When she makes a miraculous recovery, her attempts to have her clone decommissioned fails and leads to a court-mandated duel to the death."
Holy shit, what a great premise for a story. I'd watch that even if Brie Larson was the star.
Okay, maybe not, but it's still a great premise.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 05, 2021 10:43 PM (i4CI5)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 05, 2021 10:33 PM (+lVUW)
Say it with me:
Physiognomy is real.
Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at March 05, 2021 10:43 PM (gAFsE)
Chuck Barris?
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Artisinal Trunalimunumaprzure at March 05, 2021 10:43 PM (x8Wzq)
He should write an essay and call it "Letter from an Alberta Jail".
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 05, 2021 10:44 PM (QE98t)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach
He strikes me as someone who isn't man enough to grow a real beard.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 05, 2021 10:44 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 05, 2021 10:44 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: SFGoth at March 05, 2021 10:45 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Miklos, not a Harvard Man at March 05, 2021 10:45 PM (QzkSJ)
Alexis Texas (noted porn actress, not from Texas) begins the video wearing conservative clothing including a headscarf (that covers her sexy sexy, ears), but proceeds to take it off and show off a revealing black costume as she dances with Iranian pop star Sasy (who just got shitted on by his barber). While there is no explicit content in the video itself, hardliners fear that young people will easily be able to search out her earlier work online. An online app which published an excerpt from the video is now said to be under investigation by officials amid widespread criticism of the stunt.
Posted by: will choose a nic later at March 05, 2021 10:45 PM (r4bSV)
Posted by: yop at March 05, 2021 10:43 PM (V0Ztm)
Thank God we bailed outta the Commonwealth when we did. All of the British Empire Successor States are FUCKED.
I mean, so are we, but they really, really are.
Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at March 05, 2021 10:45 PM (gAFsE)
Posted by: RI Red at March 05, 2021 10:45 PM (J2URz)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 05, 2021 10:45 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 05, 2021 10:45 PM (fLVm1)
Not for nothing, folks, but I can't listen for comprehension to someone reading "The Gulag Archipelago" and post here at the same time.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)
Is this your preparation for getting sent to the camps?
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 05, 2021 10:46 PM (+lVUW)
Take heart, there will be other ONTs
Posted by: callsign claymore at March 05, 2021 10:46 PM (+PkAj)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings
NO MATHS OR STRING THEORY
Posted by: Miklos, insisting on consistency at March 05, 2021 10:46 PM (QzkSJ)
Dude... complex math. Not now.
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 05, 2021 10:46 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, there is no longer politics, only Zuultarget practice at March 05, 2021 10:21 PM (d6mdH)
Col-bert, but you wanna dropkick Kimmel into a vat of acid (figuratively). What a stuck up snobbish condescending dick. I'm surprised he lets us breathe his air.
Posted by: ... at March 05, 2021 10:46 PM (uEbPt)
Anyhow, I love this place. Thank you very much, Ace and horde. You guys are the best.
Posted by: Lewis Medlock at March 05, 2021 10:46 PM (ZzBWh)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 05, 2021 10:45 PM (2DOZq)
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He was a piker. No rape button, and dry anal was completely out of the question.
Posted by: Matt Lauer at March 05, 2021 10:47 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: callsign claymore at March 05, 2021 10:47 PM (+PkAj)
Cuz that would be ironic.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 05, 2021 10:45 PM (fLVm1)
He was a socialist. However, he also had a human brain that worked and enough integrity to see where it was likely to end up-- hence Animal Farm and its sequel.
Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at March 05, 2021 10:48 PM (gAFsE)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 05, 2021 10:48 PM (yj9DO)
Posted by: Miklos, not a Harvard Man at March 05, 2021 10:45 PM (QzkSJ)
Evenin', Miklos. Agreed. I took about three months off after the Nov. debacle. Didn't want to say anything "untoward".
Now, I don't give a flying doughnut.
Posted by: RI Red at March 05, 2021 10:48 PM (J2URz)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at March 05, 2021 10:49 PM (ZSK0i)
Man! You people are brutal! Ok, yeah. I'm gonna go back over here with the other lurkers...we know when we're not wanted.. or something...kidding! I love you guys every day.
This is by far the best place to be!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 05, 2021 10:49 PM (PoqRU)
Posted by: callsign claymore at March 05, 2021 10:49 PM (+PkAj)
We Morons are very lazy and don't like having to scroll to understand the comment.
Sorry, it's the Rules.
Posted by: RI Red at March 05, 2021 10:39 PM (J2URz)
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I believe this section of the Style Guide was modified to accommodate the latest anti-troll initiatives. Quoted comments may be abbreviated to appease Pixy.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 05, 2021 10:49 PM (CAJOC)
I know she sharing. I love her dearly and I would sacrifice my life for in a blink of an eye but please let me eat in peace once in awhile.
Posted by: Beartooth at March 05, 2021 10:36 PM (ZN7T5)
My gf can start sharing when we depart her home in Magnolia and not have paused when we roll into her sister's driveway in Dripping Springs 3.5 hours later.
I just want to hear some tunes on the radio.
Posted by: Count de Monet QRF at March 05, 2021 10:50 PM (4I/2K)
Cuz that would be ironic.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 05, 2021 10:45 PM (fLVm1)
Orwell was a big time fan of socialism, he just hated all of the various attempts at implementing it. Very Quixotic guy, in general.
Much of his cynicism came from being directly involved with the commie side of the Spanish Civil War.
Posted by: CppThis at March 05, 2021 10:50 PM (zcf1k)
Posted by: Pug Mahon
A rare video of Miklos dancing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACpNVD5GMUw
Posted by: Miklos, ONT Brother Number One LAWD HEP ME at March 05, 2021 10:50 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at March 05, 2021 10:49 PM (ZSK0i)
I'm imagining a straight to video Milla Jovovich movie that has her fighting zombie illegal Mexicans.
Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at March 05, 2021 10:50 PM (gAFsE)
He's not funny in the slightest. I would say that even if he was a Reagan conservative.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 05, 2021 10:50 PM (2DOZq)
Anyhow, I love this place. Thank you very much, Ace and horde. You guys are the best.
Posted by: Lewis Medlock at March 05, 2021 10:46 PM (ZzBWh)
Please accept this mason jar of Valu-rite vodka. Good for what ails you.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Artisinal Trunalimunumaprzure at March 05, 2021 10:50 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at March 05, 2021 10:49 PM (ZSK0i)
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Alan Tudyk is awesome. Can't imagine how hard it must be to keep up that odd cadence to his speech.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 05, 2021 10:50 PM (CAJOC)
Not bad. Not bad at all...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at March 05, 2021 10:51 PM (ZSK0i)
Letterman stopped being even marginally funny around the first year of the Clinton administration.
He kept pretending he was appealing to the "hip college crowd" even as he was turning into an angry, bitter, bald old man.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 05, 2021 10:42 PM (QE98t)
Don't disagree, I was doing a relative comparison from then and now.
Letterman during his final years, on a bad day, was light years funnier than any of the current turds.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 05, 2021 10:51 PM (sy5kK)
Or am I just slow?
Answer, "Yes".
Posted by: RI Red
Title is "Dual", most likely because of the clone issue, but yes, the movie ends in a duel, so they could have named it that, as well. So you're not slow.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 05, 2021 10:51 PM (i4CI5)
Anyhow, I love this place. Thank you very much, Ace and horde. You guys are the best.
Posted by: Lewis Medlock at March 05, 2021 10:46 PM (ZzBWh)
Please accept this mason jar of Valu-rite vodka. Good for what ails you.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Artisinal Trunalimunumaprzure at March 05, 2021 10:50 PM (x8Wzq)
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Don't forget the complimentary box of Kaboom!
Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 05, 2021 10:51 PM (CAJOC)
He's not funny in the slightest. I would say that even if he was a Reagan conservative.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 05, 2021 10:50 PM (2DOZq)
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Even the nonpolitical Mrs. Cicero marvels at how unfunny that so-called "comedian" is.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 05, 2021 10:51 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 05, 2021 10:50 PM (CAJOC)
Seems like lately, he pops out a couple of quotables in every episode.
"And now I understand 'douchebag'"
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at March 05, 2021 10:52 PM (ZSK0i)
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I watched a couple of episodes when he started and concluded that he was a condescending prick that secretly despised his audience. Screw him.
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, there is no longer politics, only Zuultarget practice at March 05, 2021 10:52 PM (d6mdH)
Posted by: nerdygirl
Search for "David hogg" and "Joseph Goebbels".
Posted by: SFGoth at March 05, 2021 10:53 PM (KAi1n)
I just want to hear some tunes on the radio.
Posted by: Count de Monet QRF at March 05, 2021 10:50 PM (4I/2K)
"How was work?"
Man: "Fine."
Woman: *two hours later she's traced the lineage of the woman in her office who pissed her off back to their respective ancestors who signed the Treaty of Westphalia, and you couldn't trust Catholics THEN and you certainly CAN'T NOW! And her shoes are HIDEOUS!*
Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at March 05, 2021 10:53 PM (gAFsE)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 05, 2021 10:53 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 05, 2021 10:41 PM (yj9DO)
BALLS ACROSS THE NOSE!
WHOA!
Posted by: Andrew Dice Clay Dawg at March 05, 2021 10:53 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at March 05, 2021 10:53 PM (ZSK0i)
Orwell saw things for what they are. Read Animal Farm again - look outside your window - and tell me what he got wrong. Some animals are just more equal than others.
Orwell understood the nature of power. He understood that the power being massed to win the Cold War wouldn't go away. Orwell got a ton of shit right.
Orwell will be banned soon.
Posted by: Roll Me Away at March 05, 2021 10:53 PM (AQayC)
Posted by: RI Red
The skeet shooting people could add a flying donut option at minimal expense
Posted by: Miklos, shrugging like I learned in France at March 05, 2021 10:53 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 05, 2021 10:51 PM (CAJOC)
*hugs cereal box*
NO! MINE!
*retreats to sad, grey world*
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Artisinal Trunalimunumaprzure at March 05, 2021 10:54 PM (x8Wzq)
Is that a tale from your neck of the woods?
Posted by: Sharkman at March 05, 2021 10:55 PM (i4CI5)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 05, 2021 10:55 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Lewis Medlock at March 05, 2021 10:55 PM (ZzBWh)
Posted by: Please Place The gp In The Bag at March 05, 2021 10:55 PM (qpX6U)
I just want to hear some tunes on the radio.
Posted by: Count de Monet QRF at March 05, 2021 10:50 PM (4I/2K)
And they wonder how we develop the ability to listen to the game while pretending to pay attention.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 05, 2021 10:55 PM (BMmaB)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 05, 2021 10:49 PM (CAJOC)
F'ing Trolls. It's why we can't have nice things. Like bewbies on a Friday night.
Posted by: RI Red at March 05, 2021 10:55 PM (J2URz)
Posted by: callsign claymore at March 05, 2021 10:56 PM (+PkAj)
Posted by: Pug Mahon
Check for lipstick
Posted by: Miklos, initials in glo-paint on mr one (1) Solo cup for the nite at March 05, 2021 10:56 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: raoul ortega at March 05, 2021 10:30 PM (OafoN)
https://bit.ly/3rzaWGF
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 05, 2021 10:56 PM (7moj5)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 05, 2021 10:55 PM (BMmaB)
You also have to be able to pick out the important names and file them so you can pass muster if she calls you out for not listening.
Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at March 05, 2021 10:56 PM (gAFsE)
This is by far the best place to be!
Posted by: COMountainMarie
Glad you're kidding about leaving, seems like you just joined in the fray not long ago. 'twould be a shame.
And since you're staying, what was that I heard about pics?
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 05, 2021 10:56 PM (yj9DO)
Posted by: RI Red
The skeet shooting people could add a flying donut option at minimal expense
Posted by: Miklos, shrugging like I learned in France at March 05, 2021 10:53 PM (QzkSJ)
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Do not be using my deity as a target, please and thank you
Posted by: No One of Consequence, Acolyte of the Order of the Flying Donut at March 05, 2021 10:57 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: callsign claymore at March 05, 2021 10:56 PM (+PkAj)
Agreed.
Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at March 05, 2021 10:57 PM (gAFsE)
Well, I can't help it if everyone doesn't have the style guide memorized. I read it pretty much every day.
Oh. Damn it. I missed THAT part...
I'll do better. I promise. Please, please, don't kick me out!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 05, 2021 10:57 PM (PoqRU)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 05, 2021 10:57 PM (BMmaB)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Posted by: Gov. Cuomo All Nooded and Ready to Harrass at March 05, 2021 10:57 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Artisinal Trunalimunumaprzure at March 05, 2021 10:58 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 05, 2021 10:58 PM (n/Nwk)
Posted by: Miklos, glaring at the staff, who were mistakenly informed that they had Friday off at March 05, 2021 10:58 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Artisinal Trunalimunumaprzure at March 05, 2021 10:59 PM (x8Wzq)
I just want to hear some tunes on the radio.
Posted by: Count de Monet QRF at March 05, 2021 10:50 PM (4I/2K)
https://bit.ly/3uTp1kd
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 05, 2021 11:00 PM (7moj5)
He's not funny in the slightest. I would say that even if he was a Reagan conservative.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth
^^^^^ This. Divided by 0.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 05, 2021 11:00 PM (yj9DO)
Poseur
Posted by: Miklos, glaring at the staff, who were mistakenly informed that they had Friday off at March 05, 2021 10:58 PM (QzkSJ)
what colour would be better?
Puce? Morning sage?
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Artisinal Trunalimunumaprzure at March 05, 2021 11:00 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Roll Me Away at March 05, 2021 11:00 PM (AQayC)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at March 05, 2021 11:00 PM (r4bSV)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Artisinal Trunalimunumaprzure at March 05, 2021 10:59 PM (x8Wzq)
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Yeah, Rip Taylor was pretty risque, and SO much confetti!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 05, 2021 11:01 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Artisinal Trunalimunumaprzure at March 05, 2021 10:59 PM (x8Wzq)
My wife was a cute SoCal teenager and she and some of her friends used to hang out with a group of boys, one of whom was Jaye P's son. She didn't make the connection until she saw The Gong Show and that was Bobby (or whoever)'s mom.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 05, 2021 11:02 PM (BMmaB)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 05, 2021 11:02 PM (PoqRU)
Otherwise you are ruining everything.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 05, 2021 11:02 PM (l9m7l)
Hilarious.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 05, 2021 11:03 PM (i4CI5)
Posted by: callsign claymore
So Cool!
I can make a really good Catalonia Margarita.
On the bar ticket, it said "hommage" which is so so sexist.
Posted by: Alexandria Ocasio-Mugabe-Pizarro-Nike-Cortez at March 05, 2021 11:03 PM (QzkSJ)
I just want to hear some tunes on the radio.
Posted by: Count de Monet QRF
My sister visited at Christmas. She can talk non-stop for hours. I think the Chinese cooties isolation has made her worse.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 05, 2021 11:03 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 05, 2021 11:01 PM (fLVm1)
Not to mention bra-less Jay P Morgan.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Artisinal Trunalimunumaprzure at March 05, 2021 11:03 PM (x8Wzq)
Well, I can't help it if everyone doesn't have the style guide memorized. I read it pretty much every day.
Oh. Damn it. I missed THAT part...
I'll do better. I promise. Please, please, don't kick me out!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 05, 2021 10:57 PM (PoqRU)
Ms. Mountain, I suspect that no one here wants to kick you out.
Reminds me about something, something, kicking out of bed for eating crackers. Especially if my name is crackers.
Apologies, I only do ONT under the influence. Of all you bad influencers!
Posted by: RI Red at March 05, 2021 11:04 PM (J2URz)
as a landfill management specialist, I believe I am qualified to
Posted by: will choose a nic later at March 05, 2021 11:04 PM (r4bSV)
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, there is no longer politics, only Zuultarget practice at March 05, 2021 11:05 PM (d6mdH)
We ate at the famous Killen's Barbecue in Pearland today. Drive by most times and there's always a long line but it was, unbeknownst to us, nearly closing time when we passed by.
For all the hype, it was an unexceptional meal. The tumbledown place in Angleton where we usually get BBQ is better.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 05, 2021 11:05 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Sharkman at March 05, 2021 11:05 PM (i4CI5)
I just want to hear some tunes on the radio.
That "pet" partition between the front seats and the rest of the vehicle?
Yea, that.
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 05, 2021 11:05 PM (3H9h1)
Hilarious.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 05, 2021 11:03 PM (i4CI5)
I've run across that one, mid movie on venues like Pluto TV. I have a rule, never watch a movie mid-way unless you've seen it before. But what I saw, that one was hilarious. It's on my Gotta Git list.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Artisinal Trunalimunumaprzure at March 05, 2021 11:06 PM (x8Wzq)
He's not funny in the slightest. I would say that even if he was a Reagan conservative.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth
I've never watched his show, but you can tell he's unfunny by the ads they run for it. Supposedly they would pick the funniest lines to get people to watch and he is just bland.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 05, 2021 11:06 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 05, 2021 11:06 PM (2DOZq)
For all the hype, it was an unexceptional meal. The tumbledown place in Angleton where we usually get BBQ is better.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 05, 2021 11:05 PM (mht8P)
Hadrian, I'm with you. Good, but not that much better than any other number of barbecue places.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 05, 2021 11:07 PM (BMmaB)
Posted by: callsign claymore at March 05, 2021 11:08 PM (+PkAj)
Letterman during his final years, on a bad day, was light years funnier than any of the current turds.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
As he became more political, he became less and less funny. I went from watching his show, to watching just the top ten, to not watching at all. By the end he came across as bitter and nasty.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 05, 2021 11:08 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: The Miklosian CMYK colour pallette at March 05, 2021 11:09 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 05, 2021 11:06 PM (2DOZq)
Sebastian, I go with "Uh Huh".
But memorize names: "Yes, that bitch."
Posted by: RI Red at March 05, 2021 11:09 PM (J2URz)
You have a wonderful understanding. I'm in a place where I have a big decision to make with a lovely old gal - 14 yrs. Gonna talk to the pet thread tomorrow for some advise.
Good night and bless you.
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 05, 2021 11:09 PM (PoqRU)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 05, 2021 11:00 PM (7moj5)
haha! precisely.
Posted by: Count de Monet QRF at March 05, 2021 11:10 PM (4I/2K)
//Trevor Noah
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (the left)
"I am indian and not from here! and I like womyn!"
//Lilly Singh
BWAHAHAHAHAHA! (the left)
The left's sense of humor is a lot like a mortician's.
Posted by: sven at March 05, 2021 11:11 PM (Lzpvj)
For all the hype, it was an unexceptional meal. The tumbledown place in Angleton where we usually get BBQ is better.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 05, 2021 11:05 PM (mht8P)
Hadrian, I'm with you. Good, but not that much better than any other number of barbecue places.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 05, 2021 11:07 PM (BMmaB)
BBQ is so expensive right now and it ain't going to get better. I went to Pappa's BBQ last week and a brisket plate ( 3/4 lb and two sides ) was $18 before tax.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 05, 2021 11:11 PM (2DOZq)
Hilarious.
Tucker : He's heavy for half a guy.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at March 05, 2021 11:11 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel - Texas Morons, Support HB 1359 at March 05, 2021 11:11 PM (G6Lqs)
Posted by: RI Red
*sends Ritz Thins and moonshine through USD port*
Posted by: Miklos, giving as good as he gets at March 05, 2021 11:11 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 05, 2021 11:11 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 05, 2021 11:08 PM (+lVUW)
The thing is, he always had a mean streak. The time he kept saying "Buttafuoco" in the interview with Raquel Welch, knowing that she was stupid enough to eventually misrepeat it, was just mean.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 05, 2021 11:12 PM (BMmaB)
He had the acidic heart of most humorists coupled with a seventh grader's understanding of the issues on a good day.
As he indulged the issues in "a very special episode of gaptooth" the toxic heart shone through.
Posted by: sven at March 05, 2021 11:12 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 05, 2021 11:12 PM (TdMsT)
Ms. Mountain, you ain't heard the last from us!
Good night, all.
Posted by: RI Red at March 05, 2021 11:12 PM (J2URz)
My humble thanks to you.
Oh yeah. I have some very tasty crackers. I eat them in bed all the time.
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 05, 2021 11:14 PM (PoqRU)
Or via selective assassinations of Oligarchs.
Just sayin'.
#NoHate
#OkSomeHate
#FuckingCommiesDie
#BourbonRocks
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at March 05, 2021 11:14 PM (j+dOm)
Posted by: Sharkman at March 05, 2021 11:14 PM (i4CI5)
Good evening, I should probably be in bed.
I get to delay going to the field a spare day or so.
We should sell "wind insurance."
Posted by: sven at March 05, 2021 11:14 PM (Lzpvj)
Yeah, I might be easily entertained.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 05, 2021 11:14 PM (H5knJ)
Or via selective assassinations of Oligarchs.
Just sayin'.
#NoHate
#OkSomeHate
#FuckingCommiesDie
#BourbonRocks
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at March 05, 2021 11:14 PM (j+dOm)
Embrace the power of "and."
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 05, 2021 11:15 PM (BMmaB)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 05, 2021 11:15 PM (Mzdiz)
Frank Miller had his number in "The Dark Knight Returns."
Letterman is funny when you are drunk, stoned, or 15....
I managed to be all three at once and was "drunk back sober."
Posted by: sven at March 05, 2021 11:15 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 05, 2021 11:16 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 05, 2021 11:16 PM (BMmaB)
Posted by: Iris at March 05, 2021 11:16 PM (6lKe4)
It is the cornerstone of Gallagher's act for aeons.
I usually am indifferent to idiocy not of my taste so long as the idiots is not taken seriously as a wit.
Gappy from Muncie eventually somehow got taken seriously.
Posted by: sven at March 05, 2021 11:17 PM (Lzpvj)
Hey Ladyl, tell Colorado Mountain Woman that I am a real Moron what never disrespects 'ettes especially when they do Victory T*ts!
Posted by: RI Red at March 05, 2021 11:17 PM (J2URz)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel - Texas Morons, Support HB 1359 at March 05, 2021 11:19 PM (G6Lqs)
Hey Ladyl, tell Colorado Mountain Woman that I am a real Moron what never disrespects 'ettes especially when they do Victory T*ts!
Posted by: RI Red at March 05, 2021 11:17 PM (J2URz)
RI Red--you are a real person, and a prince among Morons!!!
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 05, 2021 11:19 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Sharkman at March 05, 2021 11:14 PM (i4CI5)
Yup.
He was very funny when my buddy and I would watch Dave's show while doing laundry at a laundromat in Kenai, Alaska. The cannery rats kind of stunk the place up, but they were fun to hang out with. Hell, they worked for a living. Kids these days would not dream of gutting fish for a summer.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Artisinal Trunalimunumaprzure at March 05, 2021 11:19 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Miklos, and all men when wimmin get talkin' at March 05, 2021 11:19 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 05, 2021 11:19 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 05, 2021 11:20 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Artisinal Trunalimunumaprzure at March 05, 2021 11:19 PM (x8Wzq)
Serious point. All those kinds of jobs have been taken by illegals from south of the border. Teenagers don't work any more.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 05, 2021 11:21 PM (BMmaB)
Posted by: RI Red at March 05, 2021 11:21 PM (J2URz)
The zealous enforcement of regulations coupled with labor law make hiring ten million guys named Juan the only sane economic play for a LOT of entry level work sadly.
This culture is rotten.
Posted by: sven at March 05, 2021 11:22 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Miklos, just one at March 05, 2021 11:23 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon
True. The famous "You realize how much you should enjoy every sandwich" interview several months before Zevon died.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 05, 2021 11:23 PM (i4CI5)
Found a metal cover of Thee Devil Went Down To Georgia. Video is lame, but the music ain't bad at all.
https://youtu.be/LTdeQIY0jjs
Posted by: BifBewalski - at March 05, 2021 11:23 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: squid_hunt at March 05, 2021 11:23 PM (B0mGw)
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 05, 2021 11:23 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Hardship with an M2 at March 05, 2021 11:24 PM (EFXjY)
Posted by: RI Red at March 05, 2021 11:21 PM (J2URz)
there was a gator in Florida with a knife in its head. Remove it, and you might be..dramatic pause..
The One!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Artisinal Trunalimunumaprzure at March 05, 2021 11:24 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Iris
She looks like Pennywise the Evil Child-Murdering Clown-Spider from Stephen King's "It".
Posted by: Sharkman at March 05, 2021 11:24 PM (i4CI5)
Remember her always flashing, but they'd put up some card so you couldn't see?
Posted by: banana Dream at March 05, 2021 11:24 PM (l6b3d)
I can't remember how long it was when Letterman sprinted across the screen down the perpendicular hallway.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 05, 2021 11:24 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: squid_hunt at March 05, 2021 11:24 PM (B0mGw)
Posted by: RI Red at March 05, 2021 11:21 PM (J2URz)
Yes!
Put that in your nic!
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 05, 2021 11:25 PM (TdMsT)
I knew that was coming as soon as I hit Post. LOL
Posted by: Jmel at March 05, 2021 11:25 PM (bVhJi)
I have informed Her Grace that some of you have spoken to her, and maybe in a few minutes she'll respond.
If not, let me say hi for her.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 05, 2021 11:25 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: RI Red
The Artist Prince formerly known as RI Red?
Posted by: Miklos, in a Purple Haze at March 05, 2021 11:25 PM (QzkSJ)
I have informed Her Grace that some of you have spoken to her, and maybe in a few minutes she'll respond.
If not, let me say hi for her.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 05, 2021 11:25 PM (Mzdiz)
Love to Miley.
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 05, 2021 11:26 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 05, 2021 11:26 PM (Mzdiz)
"Y'all" being defined as the Morons of the female persuasion.
Biological, not declared.
Posted by: RI Red - A Prince Amongst Morons at March 05, 2021 11:26 PM (J2URz)
Posted by: AlmostYuman at March 05, 2021 11:26 PM (w4g1M)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 05, 2021 11:15 PM (BMmaB)
*Embraces Caesar*
*And the power of And*
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at March 05, 2021 11:26 PM (j+dOm)
Yes, she was crazy with a capital CRA.
The 70s were a simpler, more cocaine fueled time.
Posted by: sven at March 05, 2021 11:27 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Hardship with an M2 at March 05, 2021 11:27 PM (EFXjY)
Posted by: Oliver Miklos-Douglas, drivinga tractor in a three-piece suit at March 05, 2021 11:28 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 05, 2021 11:28 PM (TdMsT)
Allergy medicine kicking in. Good night, Hordians.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 05, 2021 11:28 PM (mht8P)
What in the ever-living hell?!
Posted by: Tonypete at March 05, 2021 11:28 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: AlmostYuman at March 05, 2021 11:26 PM (w4g1M)
Sometimes the Bitter Clinger is the friends you made along the way.
But seriously...he's around. I saw the man when daywalking.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at March 05, 2021 11:28 PM (j+dOm)
Thanks and to you too. She is doing Sudukos, something she's become quite enamored with. She's on the couch with her laptop, one of the tabs of her browser being here, and another to one of her Suduko sites.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 05, 2021 11:29 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 05, 2021 11:29 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 05, 2021 11:29 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Oliver Miklos-Douglas, drivinga tractor in a three-piece suit at March 05, 2021 11:28 PM (QzkSJ)
If you say so, dahlin...
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 05, 2021 11:29 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Sharkman at March 05, 2021 11:23 PM (i4CI5)
One day, years ago, I was laid out with a bad cold, and I came across Warren Zevon's "Enjoy Every Sandwich" documentary about his last days. VH1 I believe. Dave Barry was a friend of his, and they spent some time together toward the end. It was a powerful moment.
Since then I have tried to live the "Enjoy Every Sandwich" philosophy. Not perfect, but...
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Artisinal Trunalimunumaprzure at March 05, 2021 11:29 PM (x8Wzq)
What in the ever-living hell?!
Posted by: Tonypete at March 05, 2021 11:28 PM (Rvt8
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I only hope its in Bitcoin.
If it is, I'll chip out a few incisors with a hammer.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 05, 2021 11:30 PM (fLVm1)
For women: this butterknife can be used as any screwdriver, hammer, trowel, prybar, and self defense weapon.
For men: This tool is designed to remove stripped 3/4 inch screws while underwater.
Posted by: Karen at March 05, 2021 11:30 PM (yTo22)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 05, 2021 11:29 PM (Mzdiz)
Rename it Galt's Gulch and we'll ALL be there!
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 05, 2021 11:30 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 05, 2021 11:31 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 05, 2021 11:28 PM (TdMsT)
Well well, good to hear! Working on alternate objectives?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 05, 2021 11:31 PM (Mzdiz)
What in the ever-living hell?!
Posted by: Tonypete at March 05, 2021 11:28 PM (Rvt8
Not nearly enough, if for a grandlovie.
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 05, 2021 11:32 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Karen
Left hand or right hand threads?
Posted by: Tonypete at March 05, 2021 11:32 PM (Rvt88)
What in the ever-living hell?!
Posted by: Tonypete at March 05, 2021 11:28 PM (Rvt8
One single chocolate coin. Same as in town.
Posted by: Tooth Fairy at March 05, 2021 11:32 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 05, 2021 11:28 PM (mht8P)
No, no...ride the wave. Posting when impaired is delicous.
But seriously, hope you are well, sir. You are Quality.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at March 05, 2021 11:32 PM (j+dOm)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Artisinal Trunalimunumaprzure at March 05, 2021 11:29 PM (x8Wzq)
Somewhere out there is video of Dave Barry playing in the band when WZ did "Lawyers, Guns, and Money."
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 05, 2021 11:32 PM (BMmaB)
Posted by: Sharkman at March 05, 2021 11:24 PM (i4CI5)
Thank you. And I think I'm glad I don't understand.
:-)
Posted by: Iris at March 05, 2021 11:32 PM (6lKe4)
Well well, good to hear! Working on alternate objectives?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 05, 2021 11:31 PM (Mzdiz)
Yes.
I'm just so happy.
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 05, 2021 11:33 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Iris at March 05, 2021 11:33 PM (6lKe4)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at March 05, 2021 11:33 PM (I99aF)
Posted by: Miley
I have already offered to lease a half-acre of good okra cropland from you people.
Snooty up-staters
Posted by: Miklos withholds invitations to Mar-a-Miklos at March 05, 2021 11:33 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Oliver Miklos-Douglas, drivinga tractor in a three-piece suit at March 05, 2021 11:28 PM (QzkSJ)
You come and I make you hotscakes and play my Marta Sebestyen CD.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 05, 2021 11:34 PM (Mzdiz)
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All the kool kids are planting millet these days.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 05, 2021 11:34 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: callsign claymore at March 05, 2021 11:34 PM (+PkAj)
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 05, 2021 11:34 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 05, 2021 11:32 PM (BMmaB)
So fucking cool.
Off to the interwebs!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Artisinal Trunalimunumaprzure at March 05, 2021 11:34 PM (x8Wzq)
Children aren't an active part of the economy, so they have no real concept of wage suppression.
Posted by: squid_hunt at March 05, 2021 11:34 PM (B0mGw)
Waiting for insurgents, eating his baloney and cheese sandwiches.
---
I'm so tired of bein' alone, so tired of on my own...
Posted by: Al Green at March 05, 2021 11:35 PM (kTRt4)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 05, 2021 11:29 PM (2DOZq)
The nerd convention was even better. A star wars and or trek movie premier i think.
Posted by: Tooth Fairy at March 05, 2021 11:35 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: squid_hunt at March 05, 2021 11:34 PM (B0mGw)
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They learn about economics when they get down to that last tooth and a pair of pliers.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 05, 2021 11:36 PM (fLVm1)
If any of you saw it, a couple nights ago, our uncooth fat feline, Jake, had brought a live field mouse in the house which we missed. I noticed he was up on the counter in the bathroom trying to get at one of the windows over the tub. I head something scratching and pulled up the blind. A mouse fell out, and got into the bathtub. He was trapped. So he just went down the drain.
Early yesterday morning, he popped out and Jake caught him. I was zonked out, but Miley got the mouse out after Jake let him go again.
Now Jake apparently thinks mice just pop of the drains here, so he's been hanging out in the bathroom, waiting.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 05, 2021 11:36 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 05, 2021 11:28 PM (mht8P)
No, no...ride the wave. Posting when impaired is delicous.
But seriously, hope you are well, sir. You are Quality.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at March 05, 2021 11:32 PM
If you can resist the urge to sleep, you get a pretty kick-ass high.
Posted by: Jordan Belfort, longing for quaaludes at March 05, 2021 11:36 PM (I99aF)
Oh yeah. Nobody came out of that one unripped.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at March 05, 2021 11:36 PM (ZSK0i)
Well, not quite as good as you (still waiting for stories on the boytoy) but I have a new job starting Monday. Did not realize how much I disliked my current management until now that I am free. New place should be much better - working with lots of departments and part of the team...
I
Posted by: Iris at March 05, 2021 11:36 PM (6lKe4)
Posted by: Miklos doing GPS and dBs at March 05, 2021 11:36 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Sharkman at March 05, 2021 11:37 PM (i4CI5)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 05, 2021 11:37 PM (H5knJ)
I'm just so happy.
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 05, 2021 11:33 PM (TdMsT)
Delighted to hear you talk about being happy in these drear times! Joy is truly to be found in the personal sphere.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 05, 2021 11:38 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Miklos doing GPS and dBs at March 05, 2021 11:36 PM (QzkSJ)
Do they have a Bobcat with a shovel and quick lime?
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Artisinal Trunalimunumaprzure at March 05, 2021 11:38 PM (x8Wzq)
Delighted to hear you talk about being happy in these drear times! Joy is truly to be found in the personal sphere.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 05, 2021 11:38 PM (Mzdiz)
So true.
I'm entering the "I don't deserve it" phase.
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 05, 2021 11:39 PM (TdMsT)
The neighbors around here shoot regularly, so the sound of gunfire is no big deal. Meaning, I could shoot somebody what needed shootin' and no one would probably think anything of it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 05, 2021 11:39 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
Hotscakes and Dancings!
*checks*
Guvna Henry say OK!
Posted by: Miklos thinks a multicultural "Dance of the Thousand Masks) at March 05, 2021 11:40 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 05, 2021 11:37 PM (H5knJ)
I had forgotten about that. You're right, it was funny.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 05, 2021 11:40 PM (BMmaB)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at March 05, 2021 11:40 PM (I99aF)
I
Posted by: Iris at March 05, 2021 11:36 PM (6lKe4)
Iris! That is wonderful! Very best wishes on your new job!
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 05, 2021 11:40 PM (TdMsT)
I've got a front end loader. Always wanted a Bobcat. A neighbor has a Ford 550 backhoe which I could borrow. You can dig a deep hole with one of those.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 05, 2021 11:41 PM (Mzdiz)
Miley have enough land that you could make a lot of noise and nobody
that wouldn't be shot would complain
Posted by: Miklos doing GPS and dBs at March 05, 2021 11:36 PM (QzkSJ)
Like-minded neighbors. I enjoy hearing the gunfire.
This would not be the case in NYC.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 05, 2021 11:41 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 05, 2021 11:37 PM (H5knJ)
"For me to poop on" was the way a friend at work and I would end every sentence for a while.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 05, 2021 11:42 PM (l6b3d)
Epic fucking troll.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at March 05, 2021 11:42 PM (I99aF)
Posted by: Iris at March 05, 2021 11:42 PM (6lKe4)
Posted by: Pug Mahon
Heh
Heh heh
(I leave the serious Hehs to Publius, who has An Entire Frickin Museum, and most of it works, or could)
Posted by: Miklos , I Witless News at March 05, 2021 11:43 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Artisinal Trunalimunumaprzure at March 05, 2021 11:38 PM (x8Wzq)
Completely OT, but my grandmother in Arkansas in her elder years had 30,000 chickens. Every day a couple would die. She had a place where she would throw them, the buzzards would come along and eat them, and no one cared. My mother thought she was all civilized and that this was barbaric. It happened that we had to take the car into town (a metropolis of 600) to get fixed, so she asked the mechanic where she could get lime. He thought a minute and said, "They have lime over at the drug store. Lemon too, and little booths you can sit and cool off in."
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 05, 2021 11:43 PM (BMmaB)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 05, 2021 11:29 PM (2DOZq)
Triumph roasting the Star Wars nerds was some of the funniest TV I've ever seen.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at March 05, 2021 11:43 PM (DXFDM)
Especially if their sibling is holding the pliers.
"I should not mention such things, but Publius and Miley have enough land "
This is only an issue if the body shows back up, which is sloppy, really.
Posted by: squid_hunt at March 05, 2021 11:43 PM (B0mGw)
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 05, 2021 11:39 PM (TdMsT)
OOOOO LA-LA!!!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 05, 2021 11:43 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 05, 2021 11:44 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 05, 2021 11:46 PM (oHd/0)
A neighbor has a Ford 550 backhoe which I could borrow. You can dig a
deep hole with one of those.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 05, 2021 11:41 PM (Mzdiz)
My man's equipment is very exciting. He knows how to use it, too.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 05, 2021 11:46 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Iris at March 05, 2021 11:42 PM (6lKe4)
I'll give you details via email!
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 05, 2021 11:46 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Miklos, who proposed a celebratory Rice Ball and the japs said nothing at March 05, 2021 11:46 PM (QzkSJ)
My man's equipment is very exciting. He knows how to use it, too.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 05, 2021 11:46 PM (Mzdiz)
Talk about Ooo la la!!!
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 05, 2021 11:47 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: banana Dream
Poop outside the box
Posted by: Miklos, who got fired for that, if you can believe it at March 05, 2021 11:48 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 05, 2021 11:48 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Miley
But are you hitched?
Posted by: Miklos, marriage can be harrowing at March 05, 2021 11:49 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 05, 2021 11:47 PM (TdMsT)
Giant tires make me hawt.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 05, 2021 11:50 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Iris at March 05, 2021 11:50 PM (6lKe4)
Posted by: publius
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When/where I grew up in the low country, no one gave a second thought about it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 05, 2021 11:50 PM (830x5)
Like Lenno (and most, from the before-era), he is funny, and his humor is never really nasty or mean, just funny. Lots of self-deprecation, no smugness at all. At least that's my perception/memory.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 05, 2021 11:51 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Miklos, who got fired for that, if you can believe it at March 05, 2021 11:48 PM
I see you've met my cat.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at March 05, 2021 11:51 PM (I99aF)
Posted by: Miklos, marriage can be harrowing at March 05, 2021 11:49 PM (QzkSJ)
Not yet, but we're getting closer! Actually discussing getting the license and maybe a ring or two.
I need to find my Social Security card.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 05, 2021 11:51 PM (Mzdiz)
When you have reached what you think feels like rock bottom (can't be because it happens too many times) just think of things that just could not exist if there was not a God.
Sure those on the left/atheists/sinners will explain them all away but do their explanations really hold water? Do they make any more sense than that there must be a Supreme Being guiding the Universe?
Posted by: jakee308 at March 05, 2021 11:53 PM (5+Bbc)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 05, 2021 11:43 PM (Mzdiz)
LOL!!!
Posted by: Ladyl
I am perceiving General Happinesses
Posted by: Miklos, or "Greg" from Mumbai Call Centre, happy for to be resolving your issues at March 05, 2021 11:53 PM (QzkSJ)
Miley had never seen water (for ballast) in tractor tires and didn't know that existed. I had to replace the tube in of the big rear tires on my Ford 7710.
To do that, you put the valve stem down, pressurize it, and let the pressure blow the water out . It takes a couple or three cycles to do that. It blew Miley's mind when she happened to see a big old stream of water spewing out of a tire.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 05, 2021 11:55 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 05, 2021 11:55 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Miley
Bet he takes you out behind the shed.
Or the other shed.
Posted by: Miklos knows how a Clempson boy thinks at March 05, 2021 11:56 PM (QzkSJ)
My second favorite bumper sticker:
Behave. I have a .45 and a backhoe.
Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at March 05, 2021 11:57 PM (W/bkV)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 05, 2021 11:55 PM (Mzdiz)
I get it. My bride has tolerated me for nearly 33 years. I like to believe she is not totally sick of me.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Artisinal Trunalimunumaprzure at March 05, 2021 11:57 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Miklos buys French's mustard and Hunt's Ketchup, no Heinz never at March 05, 2021 11:58 PM (QzkSJ)
Most "tragically hip" atheists do not actually reject divinity they imbue themselves with it.
Posted by: sven at March 05, 2021 11:58 PM (Lzpvj)
I am perceiving General Happinesses
Posted by: Miklos, or "Greg" from Mumbai Call Centre, happy for to be resolving your issues at March 05, 2021 11:53 PM (QzkSJ)
Yes...
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 06, 2021 12:00 AM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Artisinal Trunalimunumaprzure at March 06, 2021 12:01 AM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 05, 2021 11:55 PM (Mzdiz)
I can't wait to meet him!
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 06, 2021 12:01 AM (TdMsT)
Posted by: sven
The tragedy contradicts the hipness.
*sigh*
Posted by: Miklos von Wittgenstein at March 06, 2021 12:01 AM (QzkSJ)
Thus my faith is easy. It's more like settled science for me.
Posted by: jakee308 at March 06, 2021 12:02 AM (5+Bbc)
Posted by: jakee308 at March 06, 2021 12:02 AM (5+Bbc)
That Kerry Gold Irish butter has ruined me. On corn on the cob and in grits, it's just divine.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 06, 2021 12:04 AM (Mzdiz)
I am eating a piece of warm bread slathered in Kerrygold butter. Holy cow, I am in buttery heaven.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Artisinal Trunalimunumaprzure
Could you share the recipe? Perhaps on the food thread.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 06, 2021 12:05 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at March 06, 2021 12:05 AM (qlFIA)
God is beyond my kenning, but exists. Whether He is a being or He is the English on the snooker ball of this cosmos, come what may He exists.
We are imperfect reflective images of perfection.
Posted by: sven at March 06, 2021 12:05 AM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Miley
*resolves to keep pencil thin moustache perfectly trimmed*
*gotta start somewhere*
Posted by: Miklos, good at one (1) thing maybe at March 06, 2021 12:06 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: sven at March 06, 2021 12:06 AM (Lzpvj)
"I'm pretty sure I was Jim Morrison in my past life."
This translates to "I'm not just stupid, baby... I'm also a drug-addicted psychopath who will one day die aspirating vomit. Maybe my own. Maybe someone else's. Whatevs."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 06, 2021 12:07 AM (3lW9V)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Artisinal Trunalimunumaprzure at March 06, 2021 12:01 AM (x8Wzq)
Fuck my paleo regime. I mean, fuck it.
Ima bake some sourdough in June. I promised myself to stick to this for 3 months.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 06, 2021 12:08 AM (Mzdiz)
Better not let on how much I had to pay the neighbors to tell Miley all that.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 06, 2021 12:08 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Artisinal Trunalimunumaprzure
Could you share the recipe? Perhaps on the food thread.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 06, 2021 12:05 AM (63Dwl)
Kerrygold butter is available in most Safeway or Kroger foodmarts. I'm a fan. Great on English muffins. Ironically.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at March 06, 2021 12:09 AM (j+dOm)
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 06, 2021 12:01 AM (TdMsT)
I can't wait to meet you! Mini Mome, very select. LOL!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 06, 2021 12:09 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 06, 2021 12:09 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 06, 2021 12:08 AM (Mzdiz)
You and and Miley are an inspiration.
No shit.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at March 06, 2021 12:09 AM (j+dOm)
Posted by: squid_hunt at March 06, 2021 12:10 AM (B0mGw)
Posted by: Miklos, honorary Oirish at March 06, 2021 12:10 AM (QzkSJ)
Thus my faith is easy. It's more like settled science for me.
Posted by: jakee308 at March 06, 2021 12:02 AM (5+Bbc)
Right there with you. Over the years I made seemingly weird decisions that paid off bigly. I am doing pretty well. Got two sons who are really good men, and I have a lady who puts up with my shit. We still talk on the phone every day during the lunch hour. Nothing important. Just saying hi.
Whatever else might be going on in the world, I have my bride and my sons. They remind me that the Lord God has a plan.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Artisinal Trunalimunumaprzure at March 06, 2021 12:10 AM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 06, 2021 12:01 AM (TdMsT)
I can't wait to meet you! Mini Mome, very select. LOL!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 06, 2021 12:09 AM (Mzdiz)
{{{Miley & Publius}}}
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 06, 2021 12:12 AM (TdMsT)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 06, 2021 12:08 AM (Mzdiz)
I know I'm making you blush virtually, but I luvs you muchly.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 06, 2021 12:12 AM (Mzdiz)
No shit.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
Wonderful, but not perfect.
No smokehouse.
Posted by: Miklos, Certified Hog Briner, Curer, and Smoker at March 06, 2021 12:12 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Artisinal Trunalimunumaprzure at March 06, 2021 12:12 AM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 06, 2021 12:07 AM (3lW9V)
One of my kids had really let his beard and hair go (he called it his "Homeless Jesus" look) and I called him Mr. Mojo Risin.' You never go full Jim Morrison.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 06, 2021 12:13 AM (BMmaB)
No shit.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at March 06, 2021 12:09 AM (j+dOm)
Proof that God exists.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 06, 2021 12:13 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Artisinal Trunalimunumaprzure at March 06, 2021 12:14 AM (x8Wzq)
No shit.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at March 06, 2021 12:09 AM (j+dOm)
Proof that God exists.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 06, 2021 12:13 AM (Mzdiz)
I used to say that in strip clubs.
Sounds nicer when you say it about your marriage.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at March 06, 2021 12:14 AM (j+dOm)
But did it work.
Also, where are you?
Posted by: squid_hunt at March 06, 2021 12:10 AM (B0mGw)
No. She was nonplussed.
I'm at home with my family. We just saw this idiot on TV. Some show about a family of exterminators. The dumb one is trying to get a lady, apparently. I wasn't paying much attention until I heard that, and did a double take.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 06, 2021 12:14 AM (3lW9V)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1oyvAMtFsk
Posted by: Miklos, avec tout d'approbation at March 06, 2021 12:16 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Miklos, Certified Hog Briner, Curer, and Smoker at March 06, 2021 12:12 AM (QzkSJ)
We could discuss this over some good whiskey.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 06, 2021 12:16 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 06, 2021 12:05 AM (63Dwl)
Step 1: Tube of Pilsbury bread:
Step 2: kerrygold butter
Step 3: Slather Step 2 on Step 1.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Artisinal Trunalimunumaprzure at March 06, 2021 12:17 AM (x8Wzq)
I was just reading the history of Kerrygold. Apparently, the Irish laugh their asses off that we 'Muricans consider it a fancy, premium butter. It's regular butter to them, not anything fancy.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 06, 2021 12:17 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Pete Bog at March 06, 2021 12:19 AM (Jzz++)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 06, 2021 12:17 AM (Mzdiz)
Irregardless. The closest I've found domestically is Tillamook. Damn good butter. And cheese.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Artisinal Trunalimunumaprzure at March 06, 2021 12:19 AM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Miklos, avec tout d'approbation at March 06, 2021 12:16 AM (QzkSJ)
Isn't that the song Uma Thurman and John Travolta danced to in Pulp Fiction?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 06, 2021 12:20 AM (Mzdiz)
I was wondering what sort of establishment you'd frequent where kids are dropping those kinds of lines.
Posted by: squid_hunt at March 06, 2021 12:20 AM (B0mGw)
Posted by: squid_hunt at March 06, 2021 12:20 AM (B0mGw)
Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at March 06, 2021 12:21 AM (W/bkV)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
Whiskey leads to discussions, 'tis true. Also wars, murder, love, and occasional literature.
Posted by: Miklos, actually one-quarter Carolina Scotch-Irish at March 06, 2021 12:21 AM (QzkSJ)
their asses off that we 'Muricans consider it a fancy, premium butter.
It's regular butter to them, not anything fancy.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 06, 2021 12:17 AM (Mzdiz)
Grass-fed, baby. The cows, not the buttah.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 06, 2021 12:22 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 06, 2021 12:22 AM (qlFIA)
Yep, Kerrygold is about the best damned butter I've ever had.
I would like to try some of that Frog butter. I think some videos of that guy making butter made the rounds here.
Here it is:
https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=ZyXUzhTn0kI
I would like to try some of that stuff one day.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 06, 2021 12:23 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Pete Bog
We don't live here, just tryina clean them out.
Posted by: Miklos, who sometimes has to use a snake to unclog ONT trollfestations at March 06, 2021 12:24 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 06, 2021 12:22 AM (qlFIA)
Yes. I had some Vanilla with huckleberry once. I made that face that Jeff Bridges makes in Starman when he tastes pie for the first time.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Artisinal Trunalimunumaprzure at March 06, 2021 12:24 AM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
Whiskey leads to discussions, 'tis true. Also wars, murder, love, and occasional literature.
Posted by: Miklos, actually one-quarter Carolina Scotch-Irish at March 06, 2021 12:21 AM (QzkSJ)
Yeah, you come up here for that. We've got a real comfy couch for you. You won't be driving.
Hell, if you come mid-April, you can help with the first corn planting.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 06, 2021 12:24 AM (Mzdiz)
It is not a very well grounded argument.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 06, 2021 12:25 AM (qlFIA)
Posted by: Pete Bog
We don't live here, just tryina clean them out.
Posted by: Miklos, who sometimes has to use a snake to unclog ONT trollfestations at March 06, 2021 12:24 AM (QzkSJ)
*clings to the tubes*
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at March 06, 2021 12:25 AM (j+dOm)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Artisinal Trunalimunumaprzure at March 06, 2021 12:25 AM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Miley
Oh
Movies
Sorry
*resumes re-reading of Pascal's "Pensees" in the original friggin' French
Posted by: Miklos, thrying to keep up with the Ivy League Types at March 06, 2021 12:28 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 06, 2021 12:29 AM (qlFIA)
'Night Horde.
God bless Ace and the cobs, and all the 'rons and 'ettes. Ain't a better group of Morons on the planet.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Artisinal Trunalimunumaprzure at March 06, 2021 12:29 AM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: SFGoth at March 06, 2021 12:30 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Pete Bog at March 06, 2021 12:31 AM (Jzz++)
Watched Jean Cocteau's 1946 version of Beauty And The Beast.
Josette Day has great tits.
Oh, and the movie was spectacular. Loved it.
Almost as much as Day's amazing bosom.
Goddamn...
Posted by: Robert at March 06, 2021 12:31 AM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 06, 2021 12:31 AM (Mzdiz)
All I got out of this is that you're old enough to have slept with a dinosaur. Pretty sure I'm reading it wrong, though.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at March 06, 2021 12:32 AM (SchxB)
Posted by: Miley
Tell Publius (and in full knowledge, I stand by this) that I want to be there when Miley takes her top down.
Mine has already been down, if the facts be known.
Posted by: Miklos, buy anew one or fix up the other one? at March 06, 2021 12:32 AM (QzkSJ)
That DC Rep... So stunning, so brave.
Liked the Greta reference. 1st world problem indeed. Even "good" kids are having difficulties realizing that their lives are extraordinarily blessed here in the US. Minor problems easily become total disasters in their minds.
Back up to read the comments.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 06, 2021 12:33 AM (IDhUW)
Beef cows: corn fed FTW
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Artisinal Trunalimunumaprzure at March 06, 2021 12:25 AM (x8Wzq)
Dairy cows are fed corn and other grains when they are being milked, they ain't standing there for milking for grass.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at March 06, 2021 12:34 AM (f9A2A)
Posted by: Some baby dinosaur at March 06, 2021 12:34 AM (qlFIA)
Inter tube history was made!
I've never felt so loved. In the none gum in your hair sense
Posted by: Pete Bog at March 06, 2021 12:35 AM (Jzz++)
Posted by: SFGoth
Story woulda been better with an "I still bear the scars" ending.
Leave the rest as an exercise of the imagination.
Posted by: Miklos, who would have been a radio star in the 30s, maybe even 40s at March 06, 2021 12:36 AM (QzkSJ)
Mine has already been down, if the facts be known.
Posted by: Miklos, buy anew one or fix up the other one? at March 06, 2021 12:32 AM (QzkSJ)
The old girl's been waiting for another 100 tons of gravel on the drive, truth be told. Not a mud-hogger.But it's time to take that top down, for sure. She's parked up at the folks' place for the time being.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 06, 2021 12:37 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle
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God does not play dice with the universe.
Posted by: Albert Einstein at March 06, 2021 12:38 AM (WZ5i4)
Posted by: CppThis at March 06, 2021 12:38 AM (zcf1k)
Almost certainly. Sprinkle them with brown sugar, chili powder and red pepper flake
Angel's voices can be heard
Posted by: Pete Bog at March 06, 2021 12:39 AM (Jzz++)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
Grass is the best. : - > Strong evidence that there is an omnipotent deity who loves us and wants us to be happy.
Posted by: SFGoth at March 06, 2021 12:39 AM (KAi1n)
Then I was going to say we were talking about Publius' farm equipment, but that seems equally awkward.
Posted by: squid_hunt at March 06, 2021 12:39 AM (B0mGw)
Fallon, Kimmel, Colbert, who has the most punchable face?
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, there is no longer politics, only Zuultarget practice at March 05, 2021 10:21 PM (d6mdH)
It would be awesome to punch them all and find out one of them squeaks like a dogs chew toy when you do it!
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 06, 2021 12:39 AM (z79tQ)
Yep, I'm gonna try to be ambitious and get the first corn in by mid-April. I would to do three planting, about 2 weeks apart. Mid-April, first of May, and then mid-May.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 06, 2021 12:40 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: James T. Kirk at March 06, 2021 12:43 AM (KAi1n)
Ladyl is a workhorse. I think I'll invite her to help me plant my perennials.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 06, 2021 12:43 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: squid_hunt at March 06, 2021 12:39 AM (B0mGw)
THE ONT is the home of awkward formulations.
Posted by: Pete Bog at March 06, 2021 12:43 AM (Jzz++)
Posted by: SFGoth
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Grass->rye grass->Bulleit 95
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 06, 2021 12:44 AM (L47aO)
Posted by: Miley,
Who knows what they get up to on a Saturday night?
As long as they put some gas in it and the Sheriff don't call, let the kids have fun.
Posted by: Ole Man Miklos, who lives over behind where the gas station used to be at March 06, 2021 12:45 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: SFGoth at March 06, 2021 12:46 AM (KAi1n)
Sending prayers.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Artisinal Trunalimunumaprzure at March 05, 2021 09:40 PM (x8Wzq)
Thank you
Posted by: JM in Florida at March 06, 2021 12:46 AM (HCeRP)
Ladyl is a workhorse. I think I'll invite her to help me plant my perennials.
If you guys want to drop in we could use some help starting the greenhouse. Can't put anything in the actual ground for another snow or three
Posted by: Pete Bog at March 06, 2021 12:46 AM (Jzz++)
Ladyl is a workhorse. I think I'll invite her to help me plant my perennials.
Posted by: Miley
If it's good, she might help annually.
Posted by: Miklosius Caroliniensis at March 06, 2021 12:49 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Pete Bog at March 06, 2021 12:53 AM (Jzz++)
Man: "Fine."
Woman: *two hours later she's traced the lineage of the woman in her office who pissed her off back to their respective ancestors who signed the Treaty of Westphalia, and you couldn't trust Catholics THEN and you certainly CAN'T NOW! And her shoes are HIDEOUS!*
Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at March 05, 2021 10:53 PM (gAFsE)
Made me laugh. I think it was the combo of history, religion, and fashion.
Currently at comment 300
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 06, 2021 12:54 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 06, 2021 12:54 AM (mzC78)
Posted by: SFGoth at March 06, 2021 12:46 AM (KAi1n)
I want seeds from the good stuff.
==========
If you guys want to drop in we could use some help
starting the greenhouse. Can't put anything in the actual ground for
another snow or three
Posted by: Pete Bog at March 06, 2021 12:46 AM (Jzz++)
I want a greenhouse too.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 06, 2021 12:54 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Moe Miklos-Howard at March 06, 2021 12:54 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at March 06, 2021 12:55 AM (SchxB)
Moe Howard. The all-time best pie-thrower in the world. When you wanted to stage a pie fight, you got Moe to do it. He could put a pie smack in your face every time.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 06, 2021 12:57 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Pete Bog at March 06, 2021 12:59 AM (Jzz++)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
How much did it cost to move the trailer to Samoa?
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Miklos EST, but EDT is. I guess, Inevitable, but never voted for it at March 06, 2021 12:59 AM (QzkSJ)
I've traced my direct ancestors back almost 500 years.
And its weird, you won't find ANYONE famous... not one.
They all served in militaries, all enlisted, not an Officer in the bunch, yet just did their jobs and went back home. Some were semi rich... almost all 'middle class'... can't find a single one who was indigent.
They were around famous happenings. One at Valley Forge. Many in the Civil War. Grandfather in Artillery in France, Dad Navy in WW2 and Korea. Many saw some real shit... yet... you won't find a single one in the history books.
Not sure what to think about it.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 06, 2021 01:02 AM (oHd/0)
You would think the family would maintain and develop the skill.
Like the Flying Wallendas.
But no. Wise Guys.
Posted by: Miklos, the neglected Fifth Stooge at March 06, 2021 01:02 AM (QzkSJ)
My 93-yr. old father's driving days are over. He doesn't believe it (deep down, he does, but denial is what keeps him going, I think).
My mother called the other day, sort of in a panic. She heard my father messing around, and then he popped out, all dressed up with his coat and hat on. He was going to drive to town and get a hair cut. He needed one for a while, but any suggestion would be turned down. And then, he ups and decides that is the most important thing in the world that day.
He was looking for the keys and demanding to know where they were. Mama needed me to get up there and get him to the barbershop.
I did, and I was driving up, he got to talking about the glare -- he couldn't see anything. What was wrong with all this damned glare, he wanted to know. Can you see, he asked me.
I wonder how far he would've gotten had he managed to get some keys and attempt to drive himself.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 06, 2021 01:03 AM (Mzdiz)
Probably would have gotten as far as the scene of the collision.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at March 06, 2021 01:05 AM (SchxB)
Posted by: Miklos, that's TYCOON , son, not Buffon, now go away you bother me at March 06, 2021 01:05 AM (QzkSJ)
Watched Jean Cocteau's 1946 version of Beauty And The Beast.
Josette Day has great tits.
Oh, and the movie was spectacular. Loved it.
Almost as much as Day's amazing bosom.
Goddamn...
Posted by: Robert at March 06, 2021 12:31 AM (1Yy3c)
Philip Glass wrote a score for that. It's pretty good, if you like Glass. Which I do.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 06, 2021 01:06 AM (2JVJo)
If I recall correctly the silent films had them Did that precede film?
If only I could consult the great vaudevillian PaterMiklos! He seems to have the answer for almost everything.
Posted by: Pete Bog at March 06, 2021 01:06 AM (Jzz++)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 06, 2021 01:06 AM (Mzdiz)
#OkSomeHate
#FuckingCommiesDie
#BourbonRocks
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards
Embrace the power of "and."
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 05, 2021
"And" is a good call.
Seems a natural progression of hash tags.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 06, 2021 01:06 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 06, 2021 01:03 AM (Mzdiz)
I was lucky on that front. Mom, at 92 decided she could not drive anymore, voluntarily. She had been really careful for years... and showed good judgement which is why I had not pulled her keys earlier...
And I made her drive for me about once a month, to monitor her driving... and we had talked about me having Veto over her driving... but luckily it never came to a fight.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 06, 2021 01:07 AM (oHd/0)
If'n you read your Bible....
There are things even GOD hates.
And I have decided that if he made us in his image? Who am I to second guess that he gave me the ability to Hate.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 06, 2021 01:08 AM (oHd/0)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 06, 2021 12:57 AM (Mzdiz)
Moe throwing pies on The Mike Douglas Show:
https://tinyurl.com/9py28kuc
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 06, 2021 01:08 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at March 06, 2021 01:08 AM (SchxB)
When I firt started farming, a city boy of 25 taking over Grandpa's farm, I too was surprised there was water in the tracor tires for ballast. In fact I was surprised at lot of things.
I take it you grew up on the farm publius? You farm the family farm or part of it?
Posted by: Farmer at March 06, 2021 01:08 AM (PzqA/)
Posted by: Vanya
This is TRUE
If you ever heard how sorority sisters vet potentials, it is scary. They are better and know more than the CIA/KGB Fusion Working Group.
Posted by: Don't ask how Miklos knows this at March 06, 2021 01:08 AM (QzkSJ)
That's what the second engine on a twin engine airplane is for. So I've heard.
Posted by: Pete Bog at March 06, 2021 01:09 AM (Jzz++)
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Fun story, thanks for the update.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 06, 2021 01:09 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Blanco Basura
Logic
H8r
Posted by: Titania McMiklos-Grath at March 06, 2021 01:10 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: raoul ortega at March 05, 2021 10:30 PM (OafoN)
I think she'd clean up OK. Most of the weird is hairstyle and eyebrows.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 06, 2021 01:12 AM (mzC78)
If I recall correctly the silent films had them Did that precede film?
It was not likely a vaudeville gag, as then you'd have to clean up afterwards. Legend has it that the silent comedienne Mabel Normand invented the gag, which became popular in the Keystone Kops shorts produced by Mack Sennett, although the silent comic Ben Turpin is thought to have taken the first pie to the face in 1909 in the comedy Mr Flip.
Here's Mabel:
https://tinyurl.com/f78crtxb
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 06, 2021 01:12 AM (2JVJo)
In my father's mind, he's just a little bit under the weather, and in a week or so, he'll be back at it again, out there in the field working, maybe going to do a little work around the house.
That's what he told the barber, essentially. He can't go outside more than a few feet without the walker. But he always tells me he doesn't need it. He'll be fine with just a cane, if he even needs that.
I carry it with me, and get him out and started and put the walker in front of him, and he has to grab it. Walking about 10' down the sidewalk to get into the barbershop, he was getting a little wobbly, sort of veering off toward the walls. Luck he didn't want to veer to the street side.
When I got him inside (and the barber knows all about the situation, been cutting my fathers hair and my hair since I was a little boy), he fusses about me trying to help him and telling him to "be careful".
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 06, 2021 01:13 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Pete Bog at March 06, 2021 01:15 AM (Jzz++)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 06, 2021 01:16 AM (2JVJo)
They were around famous happenings. One at Valley Forge. Many in the Civil War. Grandfather in Artillery in France, Dad Navy in WW2 and Korea. Many saw some real shit... yet... you won't find a single one in the history books.
Not sure what to think about it.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 06, 2021 01:02 AM (oHd/0)
To me it says speaks the story of us, of "Everyman", the ones who have to exist for the ones who get their names in history.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 06, 2021 01:17 AM (IDhUW)
Pride can be a detriment.... in both the old and the young.
Dealing with that now... 30 year old son got himself WAY into debt, even though he knew help was only a phone call away. But until he had just about hit rock bottom, he would not even let people know what was going on.
I had to explain to him that people had helped me... and someday it would be HIS place to pass it on, and help someone else.
THEN... he got it.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 06, 2021 01:17 AM (oHd/0)
To refill, or not to refill? That is the question.
Pick a number between one and ten.
Posted by: Miklos at the brink and n the breech if required at March 06, 2021 01:18 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Pete Bog at March 06, 2021 01:19 AM (Jzz++)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at March 06, 2021 01:20 AM (SchxB)
Believe or not, Dr. Strangelove was going to end in giant pie fight in the war room. You can find a description of that scene if you search. It was shot, but I think footage has been lost, although some still shots exist.
IIRC, President Muffley take a pie in the face from the Russian ambassador, from a pastry tray conveniently set up in the war room. You can see that tray in some of the war room scenes.
This prompts Gen. Turgidson to exclaim, "Our President has been struck down in his prime! Full retailiation!", which starts a full pie exchange.
Dr. Strangelove, after wrestling with his alien hand trying to blow his brains out, accidentally fires off a gun. Everyone in the room stops, thinking Dr. Strangelove is taking over. It's implied that he will be the leader in the mine shafts.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 06, 2021 01:20 AM (Mzdiz)
Blue!
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at March 06, 2021 01:20 AM (SchxB)
Oh, yer a Democrat!
/Kidding
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 06, 2021 01:21 AM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Pete Bog
*bangs PeteBog over the head with oversized mallet*
Then don't do that
Posted by: Doctor Miklos at March 06, 2021 01:22 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 05, 2021 10:49 PM (CAJOC)
It's often kind of misleading to quote the post number, because if a troll post gets nuked, all succeding post numbers get reset.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 06, 2021 01:22 AM (mzC78)
Posted by: Pete Bog
*bangs PeteBog over the head with oversized mallet*
Then don't do that
Posted by: Doctor Miklos at March 06, 2021 01:22 AM (QzkSJ)
thats about the silliest thing I evah heard...
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 06, 2021 01:23 AM (oHd/0)
Publius, that is true. There were also plans for all the actors to start singing some stupid song together, complete with lyrics on the screen and a bouncing ball.
Then Kubrick decided these add-ons were just too much. (Thank God.)
Also, I believe the New York premiere of DrStrangelove was originally scheduled for the evening of... Nov 22, 1963. Oops.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 06, 2021 01:23 AM (L2ZTs)
Nice to have a place to share that
Posted by: Pete Bog at March 06, 2021 01:24 AM (Jzz++)
I may like free shit as much as the next parasite, but not enough to get the government to stick a gun to your head and scream "Gimmie!"
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at March 06, 2021 01:25 AM (SchxB)
Posted by: Pete Bog at March 06, 2021 01:19 AM (Jzz++)
It is my wheelhouse, more or less. Glad to help!
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 06, 2021 01:25 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Pete Bog
Experts dear boy, experts.
I see that Prof. Perfect Poppins is at the table
*eyes the Port with a gleaming eye"
Posted by: Miklos, Fellow of the College of St. Miklos at March 06, 2021 01:25 AM (QzkSJ)
It is interesting... I've come to the conclusion that there is a Gene for those who wander.
Going back hundreds of years, you won't find any Kids, who stayed in the same place they were raised, on my Dad's side.
Most moved West, although some moved back East, yet consistently they moved.
Mom's side? just the opposite. Multiple generations in the same place.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 06, 2021 01:28 AM (oHd/0)
I sat on phone books for my first haircuts.
They had phone books, and they were thick.
Posted by: 20th century Miklos at March 06, 2021 01:28 AM (QzkSJ)
Then don't do that
Posted by: Doctor Miklos at March 0
Not to disrespect the really regulars but I didn't realize that MPPPPPP Was a lurker.
I'm looking forward to the "regular" Miklos nic!
Posted by: Pete Bog at March 06, 2021 01:29 AM (Jzz++)
In my father's case, denial is what keeps him going. And that is true in many cases, denial can be a good thing. Very bad thing in other cases, of course.
He simply couldn't live without denying that his independence and working days are long over. So his mind, even in a somewhat compromise state, constructs the denial to protect itself.
His oldest brother, about 15 years older than him, and long dead now, went through the same thing in about his mid '80s or so.
I didn't know this until years later when his daughter told me the whole story, but he admitted that he was planning to kill himself. He had it all worked out how and when he was going to blow his brains out. He didn't want his wife to find his body, and he had made extensive plans on how to do it.
And that was because he realized that his working and independent days were over, and the sun was setting.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 06, 2021 01:29 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at March 06, 2021 01:25 AM (SchxB)
Sorry... joke was about the lack of basic understanding of the question.
you know... like the Dems solution to any problem?
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 06, 2021 01:30 AM (oHd/0)
There was one regular commenter, David Ehrenstein (who I believe has now passed), who was really nasty. Just hated conservatives and anything remotely Republican, and was always mouthing off.
Yet at the same time, if *anyone*-- no matter who-- had a movie question about any film, no matter how obscure, he'd usually have an answer for us, and would provide it, even if he hated you. (He was a professional movie critic/reviewer for years and years.)
Anyway, we were all a little impressed with that at Cathy's place.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 06, 2021 01:31 AM (L2ZTs)
I typically read more traditional translations of the Bible, but am currently reading "the Message".
Some verses are powerful. I recommend Psalm 74. It contains phrases like: how long, God, will barbarians blaspheme?.... How long are you going to sit there with your hands folded in your lap?... You own the day, you own the night; you put the sun and stars in place... On your feet O God-stand up for yourself! Do you hear what they are saying about you, all the vile obscenities? Don't tune out their malicious filth, the brawling invective that never lets up.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 06, 2021 01:32 AM (IDhUW)
you know... like the Dems solution to any problem?
No need to apologize. If I'm not bright enough to get it that's my problem.
And I did catch the /kidding, but couldn't resist the mini-rant.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at March 06, 2021 01:33 AM (SchxB)
With our mobility it's hard to comprehend multiple generations starting and ending within a few miles of each other, yet that is most of history.
And most of those generations were slaves to the land, their masters, their neighbors or the fear of the unknown.
I like it better now I think.
Posted by: Pete Bog at March 06, 2021 01:35 AM (Jzz++)
Oh, I happen to be up because this is the one Saturday of the month that I have to work, so I like to be up VERY early to get it done and then spend the day drinking.
Just wanted to check the HQ before I hit the sack.
Pete - the silent star Mary Pickford used to eat roses, in the belief that it kept her beautiful (which was a lot less stressful that bathing in the blood of virgins). This led to the lovely song "Mary Pickford (Used to Eat Roses) by Katie Melua. Enjoy and have a lovely weekend!
https://tinyurl.com/7tb3c5cc
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 06, 2021 01:35 AM (2JVJo)
I don't get the "Netflix logo placement" thing. At all. Heck, I don't even know which image is the Netflix logo!
Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at March 06, 2021 01:36 AM (QU+qf)
Netflix logo is big red N. Makes the title of the show read like "N-Word Party".
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at March 06, 2021 01:37 AM (SchxB)
Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at March 06, 2021 01:40 AM (QU+qf)
And its weird, you won't find ANYONE famous... not one...
They were around famous happenings. One at Valley Forge. Many in the Civil War. Grandfather in Artillery in France, Dad Navy in WW2 and Korea. Many saw some real shit... yet... you won't find a single one in the history books.
Not sure what to think about it.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 06, 2021 01:02
I've done the same, think I've got a few lines back over 500 yrs. Like you say many around famous happenings, one commanded troop for Cromwell, another was scalped by the Injuns in the aftermath of the French and Indian War.
Most famous was a 6th grt uncle who was Gov of Ohio, territoial gov of Iowa and chaired the first national Dem Convention held. That is unless you count the direct ancestor, Greitje, who was supposedly the first whore in New Amsterdam. They didn't get along w/ the neighbors, maybe that's slander...yeah I'm going w/ that.
Wish some of the Dutch ancestors had kept their homesteads on Wall Street instead of leaving for the less settled country in NJ. Dang it.
Posted by: Farmer at March 06, 2021 01:41 AM (PzqA/)
We all wish the Dutch would have just stayed where they belonged. (I'm kidding.)
Posted by: squid_hunt at March 06, 2021 01:42 AM (B0mGw)
The denial is powerful. Bear Bryant didn't last more than a couple of months when his job was taken, though his senior assistants had long run the program.
My father told mr frequently about his father who was a farmer all his life. When his kids in what they they thought was kindness assumed his duties at the farm he lived only a few months longer.
As much as I resent the bit I'm not sure that removing the bridle is best
Posted by: Pete Bog at March 06, 2021 01:42 AM (Jzz++)
Posted by: Pete Bog
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Posted by: Consolidated International Brands at March 06, 2021 01:44 AM (QzkSJ)
I guess WeirdDave turned off my mic when he went to bed... ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 06, 2021 01:45 AM (L2ZTs)
Here's a page with those still shots of the pie fight scene in the war room:
https://tinyurl.com/3duvau9a
I would love to have seen that. I think it would've worked. But at the time, especially after the JFK assassination with "our president has been struck down!", they figured it was too much.
Pres. Muffley and some of the others ends up covered in custard, making little "sand castles", prompting Dr. Strangelove to observe, "Their minds have snapped from the strain."
The future was Dr. Strangelove.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 06, 2021 01:46 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: publius
Sounds too close to what I hear from Old Mama.
Posted by: Miklos, doing as the Bible says at March 06, 2021 01:47 AM (QzkSJ)
Would have thought those would have focus-grouped fairly well.
Posted by: squid_hunt at March 06, 2021 01:47 AM (B0mGw)
Posted by: Pete Bog at March 06, 2021 01:48 AM (Jzz++)
Would have thought that would have focus-grouped fairly well.
Anybody hear Nick Cage got married again? She's young and she's Asian and there have been comparisons to Samara from the Ring.
Posted by: squid_hunt at March 06, 2021 01:48 AM (B0mGw)
Posted by: Robert Musil at March 06, 2021 01:53 AM (QzkSJ)
Glad you guys are lightening it up in here. I was getting so morose I was about to drink Scotch
Posted by: Pete Bog at March 06, 2021 01:53 AM (Jzz++)
Posted by: squid_hunt at March 06, 2021 01:55 AM (B0mGw)
Posted by: Pete Bog
Coulda been worse
Coulda been drinking Scott
Who is almost as bad as Todd.
Stay Strong, Brother.
Posted by: Blind Monk Miklos of Shaolin at March 06, 2021 01:58 AM (QzkSJ)
In a feeble attempt to clear my writer's block I beseech you assistances. The very fiber of my being cries for relief from the obstructions of life's torturous ways.
So on and etcetera.
Mr. IP Freely
Posted by: Pete Bog at March 06, 2021 01:58 AM (Jzz++)
Posted by: squid_hunt at March 06, 2021 02:00 AM (B0mGw)
Posted by: Pete Bog at March 06, 2021 02:01 AM (Jzz++)
Yep. It's sad, but I realize I've got those same genes and tendencies in me. I try to say I'm not gonna be like that.
My mother, 90, is not like my father in that way. She's worried about her age and all that, but it's not the same as my father. Her mind is still sharp as a tack, mostly, although her memory, short term, is noticeably falling off in the last year.
Both her mother and older sister died at the age of 85, and when she turned that age, she was really scared. Her mother had heart failure. My mother was really worried about her heart, and that she was going to suffer the same fate at the same age, but didn't let on too much how really scared she was. Only later did I figure it out.
Her heart is actually in pretty good shape (for 90) and I try to reassure her as much as I can.
But she is not like my father with the denial -- it doesn't bother her in the same way.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 06, 2021 02:01 AM (Mzdiz)
Goodnight, Horde!
"It's nice to be a lunatic!" https://youtu.be/0WGVgfjnLqc
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at March 06, 2021 02:01 AM (SchxB)
Posted by: Pete Bog
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Posted by: Prof. Dr. Chikoadinaka Wnankpa, Healer Of Herbalist Knowlewdges at March 06, 2021 02:05 AM (QzkSJ)
I got the busted interior mirror fixed by using the auto-darkening glass from an earlier mirror, and the housing and circuit board from my busted one. Works fine, too.
And I have about given up on fixing the window lift in the left rear door. It goes down. and it goes up a little, then stops. Tug it up half an inch, and then it will go up two inches, and stops. I will look for a good used window regulator.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 06, 2021 02:07 AM (mzC78)
Posted by: Pete Bog at March 06, 2021 02:09 AM (Jzz++)
Posted by: Emperor Tiberius Alberticus at March 06, 2021 02:09 AM (QzkSJ)
In a feeble attempt to clear my writer's block I beseech you assistances. The very fiber of my being cries for relief from the obstructions of life's torturous ways.
So on and etcetera.
Mr. IP Freely
Posted by: Pete Bog at March 06, 2021 01:58 AM (Jzz++)
I met a Mucil, once.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 06, 2021 02:10 AM (mzC78)
Posted by: Pete Bog at March 06, 2021 02:11 AM (Jzz++)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 06, 2021 01:29
We are dealing w/ something truly remarkable. My FIL, Jerry, just lost his bride of 67 yrs on Wed. They were/are in asst living w/ and nursing care section where she has been for 2 yrs. He was living alone in their apt.
He is basically blind and very hard of hearing even w/ hearing aids, 2 months from 90 yo. Tough old guy and has coped w/ his disabilities for awhile. In case anyone doesn't know the VA offers a week long "camp" on how to cope w/ blindness, it helped him a lot and they pay for some expensive aids.
Time will tell what happens, but before Jo died he said his goal was to live to 95. The old bastard just might do that.
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Posted by: squid_hunt at March 06, 2021 02:11 AM (B0mGw)
My Sheriff went on FOX to show how the Asterisk Admin stopping border wall construction screwed us. The cartels are already moving to exploit the gaps while CBP has been moved once again to babysitting duties.
I warned a couple months ago that we were starting to see 'bad old days' numbers. The US dot gov confirmed that today. Over 100k caught between ports of entry in Feb. That is numbers not seen since the bad old days of 2006 when the Minutemen deployed to the border and reversed the trend.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli)) at March 06, 2021 02:11 AM (l7Kbv)
Posted by: squid_hunt at March 06, 2021 02:12 AM (B0mGw)
Posted by: Pete Bog
*more of a Wary Look than a glare*
Posted by: Miklos ogf the Auld and Ancient Clan McCulloch at March 06, 2021 02:13 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Pete Bog at March 06, 2021 02:15 AM (Jzz++)
Posted by: Blanco Basura
Ha!
Like I was hit with a rhythm stick, or have reasons to be cheerful!
Posted by: Miklos, one, two, three at March 06, 2021 02:15 AM (QzkSJ)
Sorry, but I forget to answer your question. Yes, I was born and raised on a farm (as the politicians love to say, but for real). My father was a carpenter/builder turned farmer. That was my life.
I had an Uncle who lived to be nearly 101, dying just about a couple of weeks before his 101th. He was born in 1900. I could go on about him, but those long life genes run on his side of the family.
When he turned 90, they all threw him a big to-do, and he said, "See y'all in 10 years". He made it. That seemed to be his goal, to live to 100. He went down rapidly after that.
It's a heavy story and I won't detail it, but I happened to be the one right there when he died. Everyone else was somewhere else, and I had to run up to the nursing home after a call that he was fading fast.
It was a profound experience -- God, I'm tearing up, now. Put the emotion out of my mind.
Anyway, there at the last, it was like, "Well, I turned 100. BFD. Everyone I know, all my friends have been gone for years...."
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 06, 2021 02:18 AM (Mzdiz)
I'd resisted cracking open the bourbon but now I'm about to raise a glass to Jerry.
I hope 95 is a mile marker on the way to a century.
Posted by: Pete Bog at March 06, 2021 02:18 AM (Jzz++)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
I...I'll allow it.
Because nose one else would.
Posted by: Miklos, going to the Vicks VapoRub Replay at March 06, 2021 02:19 AM (QzkSJ)
These days they would call her Kalua.
And don't drink Scotch, drink scotch.
Posted by: SFGoth at March 06, 2021 02:20 AM (KAi1n)
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Talk about rebranding!
Is it too late for reasonable people to say: Team mascots and brand names are chosen because of their positive qualities. There is no reason to be offended over a compliment.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 06, 2021 02:21 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Banned in Boston at March 06, 2021 02:23 AM (830x5)
Posted by: Emperor Tiberius Alberticus at March 06, 2021 02:09 AM (QzkSJ)
Heh. I also messed with a big-ass LED lamp. One of the 500-watt equivalent Feit yard lamps. My buddy had fumble-fingered it, and dropped it on a concrete floor. After that, it failed to work, and it rattled. I took it apart. Not one, but three ferrite-core transformers and/or chokes had torn loose from the circuit board. I tried soldering them back, but I think I missed some hair-fine wires, and it did not light when power was applied.
So I rendered it out. There were 8 LED strips, and one disc, all wired in a series circuit. I tried putting 12 volts to them. Nothing happened. So I tried a 20 volt battery from my cordless drill. Holy smokes! They lit up like the surface of the Sun. I will try to find the minimum voltage on which they will run, and then add a volt or two to get a useable operating voltage. I'm guessing 16 might be in the ballpark. With a current-limiting series resistor, and a fuse.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 06, 2021 02:24 AM (mzC78)
Dr. Phen-Phen
Posted by: squid_hunt
Warm like dis
Lound eye!, Hey, yu Conlessman!
He say OK
Posted by: Bang-Fang at March 06, 2021 02:24 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Pete Bog
Sad how they just spit him out.
Posted by: Miklos has opinions and stuff at March 06, 2021 02:25 AM (QzkSJ)
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I'm sorry to hear it. If the Feds won't do their job, it is up to the states.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 06, 2021 02:27 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: SFGoth at March 06, 2021 02:20 AM (KAi1n)
I remember the very day the punctuation what ya Macallits descended upon the ONT.
And yes it was a rookie mistake. I should be kilt
Posted by: Pete Bog at March 06, 2021 02:27 AM (Jzz++)
Posted by: Farmer at March 06, 2021 02:11 AM (PzqA/)
Please accept my condolences on the passing of your MIL, Farmer.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 06, 2021 02:28 AM (mzC78)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 06, 2021 02:27 AM (IDhUW)
SCOTUS killed that idea in its infancy. When they ruled against AZ SB1070 it finished any thought we can do anything on the border without the blessing of the fed dot gov.
Legally, anyway.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli)) at March 06, 2021 02:32 AM (l7Kbv)
I have invited them to verify that I have two (2) balls.
Unlike Hitler, who only had one.
So clearly, guys like me are not Hitler Supremacists, because only homos have one fucckin ball.
But homos are cool, because law of supply and demand, 'kay?
Posted by: Miklos Speaks to the Youth of America (te ones with outdoor plumbing anyway) at March 06, 2021 02:33 AM (QzkSJ)
AOP, your enthusiasm for every project is inspiring. I was going to say electrifying but I was concerned that I'd punned too far
Posted by: Pete Bog at March 06, 2021 02:34 AM (Jzz++)
Posted by: Pete Bog
Sing along an' ye'll be fine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMplIrSlg8E
Posted by: Miklos Speaks to the Scots Diaspora at March 06, 2021 02:36 AM (QzkSJ)
If some states can ignore laws, sanctuary etc, why can't others ignore others?
Rhetorical I guess
Posted by: Pete Bog at March 06, 2021 02:36 AM (Jzz++)
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When the law is applied differently to different groups of people, there is no rule of law. IMO, the states have a right to self defense, regardless of the stamp of "legality" of SCOTUS.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 06, 2021 02:37 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Pete Bog
Might get some resistance
Posted by: Miklos can not help hisse at March 06, 2021 02:38 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Pete Bog at March 06, 2021 02:39 AM (Jzz++)
Posted by: Pete Bog
Might get some resistance
Posted by: Miklos can not help hisse at March 06, 2021 02:38 AM (QzkSJ)
Ohmy!
Posted by: Shep! at March 06, 2021 02:40 AM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 06, 2021 02:41 AM (IDhUW)
They are sick.
Posted by: Pete Bog at March 06, 2021 02:41 AM (Jzz++)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 06, 2021 02:37 AM (IDhUW)
That is exactly how many of us are beginning to think. SCOTUS rulings are no longer to be abided by, and the 'law' is meaningless.
Those are dangerous thoughts that don't belong in a civilized society.
We moved beyond civilized when the left stole the election (26 million more votes than ever before in US history? No, that was all fraud).
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli)) at March 06, 2021 02:41 AM (l7Kbv)
Posted by: Pete Bog at March 06, 2021 02:42 AM (Jzz++)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 06, 2021 02:43 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Pete Bog at March 06, 2021 02:34 AM (Jzz++)
Heh. These light bars are pretty nifty. It's a pity they won't run on twelve volts; I could put them to use in multiple roles on a vehicle, backup lamps, fog lamps, light bar for off-road, maybe even a massively bright interior lamp.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 06, 2021 02:43 AM (mzC78)
It's all about how you conduct yourself
Posted by: Pete Bog at March 06, 2021 02:44 AM (Jzz++)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel
And they use inductive logic.
Posted by: Miklos has been waiting all night to harrumph at March 06, 2021 02:45 AM (QzkSJ)
Watt are you talking about?
Posted by: Pete Bog at March 06, 2021 02:42 AM (Jzz++)
I will relay your question on to the correct dept.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 06, 2021 02:46 AM (IDhUW)
Aren't those the same lights that every idiot with a jacked up Jeep with a great paint job unlikely to see brush has on top?
It needs commas I know SFGoth but I was on a roll. And an IPad.
Posted by: Pete Bog at March 06, 2021 02:47 AM (Jzz++)
Posted by: Pete Bog
I have no idea why, but reminded me of this-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXavZYeXEc0
Posted by: Miklos, taking a little dance pause at March 06, 2021 02:47 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 06, 2021 02:48 AM (mzC78)
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Sadly, as a country, yes. Individually, we will have to figure out how to conduct ourselves properly in the situations we are in.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 06, 2021 02:50 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Pete Bog at March 06, 2021 02:51 AM (Jzz++)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 06, 2021 02:52 AM (IDhUW)
It needs commas I know SFGoth but I was on a roll. And an IPad.
Posted by: Pete Bog at March 06, 2021 02:47 AM (Jzz++)
Similar, in that they are COB LED's on a heat sink. The original lamp from which they came was a cylinder about 4" diameter by 10" long. Eight LED strips formed the cirumference of the cylinder, and disc covered in LED's formed the end. Intended as a "500 watt equivalent" yard or shop light. Which it was, until it got dropped on a floor.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 06, 2021 02:54 AM (mzC78)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 06, 2021 02:18
Thanks for sharing publius. Your uncle sounds like a remarakble guy. My Grandma, who I farmed for, and since I was the closest familly around, cared for to an extent, lived on her own on the farm till 102.5.
After problems aunt took her to an asst living in IA, they took her off coumadin, she had mini strokes and she died just short of 104. They killed her I tell ya!
Like your uncle few near her age were still around. Tho I almost cried when the family was in line to go into the church and her sister at 97 seemed to be struggling to maintain her composure. Aunt Helen died a few yrs later at 100. They were from tough German farming stock.
Posted by: Farmer at March 06, 2021 02:55 AM (PzqA/)
https://youtu.be/3s0TkufXA38
Posted by: Pete Bog at March 06, 2021 02:55 AM (Jzz++)
https://youtu.be/-1pYKdqD1ls
Posted by: Pete Bog
A Superb Music Experience is, by definition, a superb experience
Posted by: J Strom Miklos-Thurmond and Special Guest Mr. Don Cornelius at March 06, 2021 02:56 AM (QzkSJ)
When I was 8, was beyonf wanting to be e Policeman, Fireman, or even Astronaut.
I wanted to be a Pip.
Unfortunately, Ms. Knight was never signed by Berry Gordy.
*note to Personal Assistant-schedule more little dance times in the busy, busy schedule*
Posted by: J. Miklos-Strom Thurmond and Special Guest Mr. Don Cornelius at March 06, 2021 03:00 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Pete Bog at March 06, 2021 03:00 AM (Jzz++)
There are truck nuts around here. I really didn't appreciate it until Miley and her brother would comment on things -- they hadn't experienced the Southern redneck truck culture so much. Me I sort of took it for granted. Ho hum.
There are two kinds. The mud-hoggin' boys, who like pigs, love to wallow in the mud. Get their trucks out and hee-haw away in the mud.
Then there are the dandy type of truck nut. They wouldn't dare get their precious in the slightest bit of mud. They trick them out for the street. And some of the lighting mods they make just blow my mind. Underlighting in blue and purple and green and other crazy colors. They take a pickup, jack it up a bit, and then light up the underside.
And the wheel lights are something else. Odd, crazy LEDs mounted on the wheels that light them up.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 06, 2021 03:02 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Pete Bog at March 06, 2021 03:02 AM (Jzz++)
I'd resisted cracking open the bourbon but now I'm about to raise a glass to Jerry.
I hope 95 is a mile marker on the way to a century.
Posted by: Pete Bog at March 06, 2021 02:18
Thanks Pete. Jerry would appreciate that, he was a bourbon guy.
Also a great fisherman. the last few days we have been told old stories of all the great times they had fishing. He convinced Jo to join in and she loved it.
One time they were fishing at a lake that had a tournament and outfished all they tourney guys. They tourney guys wanted to know where they caught all these fish, of course Jerry wouldn't tell them. LOL
And Jerry and Jo were a couple born and raised on the south side of Chicago, an urban upbringing.
Posted by: Farmer at March 06, 2021 03:03 AM (PzqA/)
Posted by: Pete Bog at March 06, 2021 03:04 AM (Jzz++)
Posted by: Miklos, who sounds remarkable like Don Cornelius with a Hungarian accent at March 06, 2021 03:04 AM (QzkSJ)
And the wheel lights are something else. Odd, crazy LEDs mounted on the wheels that light them up.
Posted by: publius,
Low rider don't drive too fast
Posted by: Miklos says WAR at March 06, 2021 03:07 AM (QzkSJ)
Based on hard experience I would encourage you to write those stories now. Your memory and voice will fade but I can assure future generations of Farmer will love to hear and repeat them.
I so wish to have recorded the giggles of our infant sons. I kept meaning too and now in their twenties the giggles are not something that you want to hear
Posted by: Pete Bog at March 06, 2021 03:07 AM (Jzz++)
Yep, there are the low riders too. You see a few those. Rather than jacking up, they take it down. Not too many, but you see some.
On some of these tricked out trucks, they have something where the color of the light changes, according to some programmed pattern apparently. Blue to green to red and stuff like that. It can be quite distracting seeing those things driving at night.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 06, 2021 03:09 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Pete Bog at March 06, 2021 03:11 AM (Jzz++)
Speaking of distracted. I almost ran over some idiot today. Miley and I were coming out of the grocery store, and I was making a left turn at green light. If Miley hadn't have hollered, I would've hit this idiot GenZ'er. He just stepped across the intersection, since the right-left traffic in front of him went red. He was clueless to the fact that someone coming at him might be making a left turn.
The idiot had his face buried in his smart phone. I had to slam on brakes, and with someone behind me to keep from hitting him. He just walked on, oblivious to the fact that he came that close to dying.
My impulse was to roll down the window and yell, "Hey idiot, get your nose out of your god-damned phone, you almost got killed!" I almost did it, but checked myself and just drove on in disgust.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 06, 2021 03:13 AM (Mzdiz)
Forgot the melatonin
Within 30 minutes I will give trust the same way I do every night.
That when I wake up, the world will be here, and there will things to do. With my name on it dammit, and I wasn't even the one who f*cked it up.
Posted by: Miklos "Ignatius" Reilly at March 06, 2021 03:15 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 06, 2021 02:28
TY AOP. And you're right, you mentioned the drive from Mesa/AP to is a long one, you do go half way around the whole huge metro area, lots of traffic.
Sometimes we stay a a hotel near the Mesa airport if we have an early flight. If that happens when you are in town that would be our best chance to meet up.
Or we could fly to Vegas and meet up w/ some fun crazies like we did before. LOL
Posted by: Farmer at March 06, 2021 03:15 AM (PzqA/)
That guy might fail the situational awareness segment at fight or flight school
Posted by: Pete Bog at March 06, 2021 03:16 AM (Jzz++)
Posted by: publius
Negligent infliction of emotional distress
Posted by: Miklos, going to court hisself soon at March 06, 2021 03:17 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Pete Bog at March 06, 2021 03:17 AM (Jzz++)
(sips coffee)
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 06, 2021 03:17 AM (h6RjX)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 06, 2021 03:19 AM (03n3v)
No good advice on how to have a Wyoming citrus farm
Posted by: Pete Bog at March 06, 2021 03:19 AM (Jzz++)
When I was 8, was beyonf wanting to be e Policeman, Fireman, or even Astronaut.
I wanted to be a Pip.
Posted by: J. Miklos-Strom Thurmond and Special Guest Mr. Don Cornelius at March 06, 2021 03:00
Not Motown related, wasn't exposed as a child..but as a kid I wanted to emulate my relatives. Wanted to be a teacher, vet, farmer and well not emulating them a politician/senator.
Didn't go that far from that...mostly been a bartender, farmer and historian. Weird, I know.
Posted by: Farmer at March 06, 2021 03:25 AM (PzqA/)
Posted by: Pete Bog
Young Man.
You don't even KNOW about the Drifters, or General Norman Johnson and his Chairmen of the Board.
If we needed additional reasons to feel sorry for Yankees, well we don't use 'em, because we are nice and also don't need to. I nominate this as a kbdabear theme song-
https://tinyurl.com/y9un5glc
Posted by: Miklos, noting that the State Dance is the Shag at March 06, 2021 03:25 AM (QzkSJ)
I know the drifters and the Del Vikings. I know the kid from Tupelo stole the the vibe. I know that blues and country and jazz had a love child that pretty much consumed them.
But I cannot really expound on Rap
Posted by: Pete Bog at March 06, 2021 03:30 AM (Jzz++)
Posted by: Farmer at March 06, 2021 03:30 AM (PzqA/)
Posted by: Pete Bog at March 06, 2021 03:32 AM (Jzz++)
------
Maurice Williams, The Tams
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 06, 2021 03:32 AM (WZ5i4)
Posted by: Pete Bog
H. Rap Brown is a commie and criminal and a commie
Posted by: Miklos, a man of fixed opinions at March 06, 2021 03:33 AM (QzkSJ)
I have reluctance to join in these lame electrical puns. However, the permittivity of this blog to such is high, so I'll have to stay my resistance. I will not be Poynting my fingers at anyone.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 06, 2021 03:33 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Pete Bog at March 06, 2021 03:34 AM (Jzz++)
Posted by: Farmer
Historian
*knowing wink, because I have access to the Archives*
Posted by: Miklos, actual bachelor of Historical Arts from an actual University at March 06, 2021 03:35 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Pete Bog at March 06, 2021 03:36 AM (Jzz++)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
THIS
I played drums (congas) with the Tams one night (after the passing of the Mighty Mighty Joe Pope) and think I will remember that better than the names of those girls whose names I don't remember.
Posted by: Miklos, knowing what gets a Carolina Girl dancing at March 06, 2021 03:39 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Miklos, just a little bit longer at March 06, 2021 03:45 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: raimondo at March 06, 2021 03:46 AM (R8ZF1)
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 06, 2021 03:50 AM (h6RjX)
Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2021 03:58 AM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Grail Knight at March 06, 2021 04:06 AM (ybIRR)
Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2021 04:06 AM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Beelzebub at March 06, 2021 04:24 AM (03n3v)
Posted by: Lucifer at March 06, 2021 04:30 AM (8E8Am)
*whisper* "These kids they're in some kind of a death cult, and they're coming down here and killing themselves!"
*whisper* "OH MY GOD that makes so much sense."
Posted by: Grail Knight at March 06, 2021 04:38 AM (ybIRR)
Posted by: JT at March 06, 2021 04:53 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2021 05:09 AM (lmikk)
Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2021 04:06 AM (Cxk7w)
It's a Totalitarian Dystopia, Charlie Brown.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2021 05:15 AM (lmikk)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 06, 2021 05:38 AM (EZebt)
Posted by: golfman at March 06, 2021 05:38 AM (hOMhY)
g'mornin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 06, 2021 05:39 AM (AtYf3)
Posted by: golfman at March 06, 2021 05:45 AM (hOMhY)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 06, 2021 05:45 AM (3D/fK)
Did fall asleep a little more I think.
Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2021 05:45 AM (Cxk7w)
mornin', golfman
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 06, 2021 05:46 AM (AtYf3)
Posted by: Only Context at March 06, 2021 05:57 AM (qu5Zx)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 06, 2021 06:02 AM (AKJpt)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 06, 2021 06:03 AM (EZebt)
Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2021 06:04 AM (Cxk7w)
so, it's gonna be one of those "krakatoa sleeps late" mornings, huh ?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 06, 2021 06:06 AM (AKJpt)
Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2021 06:12 AM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 06, 2021 06:15 AM (ES7ay)
Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2021 06:17 AM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Sausage King at March 06, 2021 06:19 AM (UnQlg)
Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2021 06:20 AM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 06, 2021 06:24 AM (AKJpt)
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at March 06, 2021 06:26 AM (ju2Fy)
We're heading to a place where a third kind with "technicals" are coming.
Posted by: Jean at March 06, 2021 06:27 AM (AutcU)
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at March 06, 2021 06:29 AM (ju2Fy)
Posted by: Common Tater at March 06, 2021 06:29 AM (uzvcg)
And its only black coffee, out of creamer
Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2021 06:20 AM
No whipped cream or ice cream?
Posted by: Bill from Attainder at March 06, 2021 06:29 AM (N/gDA)
We're heading to a place where a third kind with "technicals" are coming.
Posted by: Jean at March 06, 2021 06:27 AM
I gots an '01 F-150 whats ready for "technical" conversion
just waiting for Harbor Freight's annual spring crew served weapons sale
Posted by: AltonJackson: Remember the Alamo at March 06, 2021 06:33 AM (AtYf3)
Posted by: Common Tater at March 06, 2021 06:35 AM (uzvcg)
I thought that was last week?
I guess I should check the ap more often.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 06, 2021 06:36 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2021 06:39 AM (Cxk7w)
And its only black coffee, out of creamer
Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2021 06:20 AM
No whipped cream or ice cream?
Posted by: Bill from Attainder at March 06, 2021 06:29 AM (N/gDA)
My dad always said, "the more shit you put in your coffee the more gay you are..."
Posted by: TryHardNeckBeard at March 06, 2021 06:45 AM (Lp34m)
Posted by: TryHardNeckBeard at March 06, 2021 06:45 AM (Lp34m)
Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2021 06:48 AM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2021 06:48 AM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2021 06:48 AM (Cxk7w)
My dad just grew up dirt fuckin poor and by the time he got rich was too accustomed to black.
Posted by: TryHardNeckBeard at March 06, 2021 06:49 AM (Lp34m)
Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2021 06:50 AM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: SFGoth at March 06, 2021 02:20 AM (KAi1n)
I remember the very day the punctuation what ya Macallits descended upon the ONT.
///
Macallan, not Macallits!
Posted by: SFGoth at March 06, 2021 06:52 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2021 06:50 AM (Cxk7w)
That screams like it needs some cream cheese...
Posted by: TryHardNeckBeard at March 06, 2021 06:53 AM (Lp34m)
But another example of crappy reporting, and proposed gun laws that don't really do what they say they will do.
https://tinyurl.com/yb93zne6
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 06, 2021 06:53 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: SFGoth at March 06, 2021 06:53 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: SFGoth at March 06, 2021 02:20 AM (KAi1n)
I remember the very day the punctuation what ya Macallits descended upon the ONT.
///
Macallan, not Macallits!
Posted by: SFGoth at March 06, 2021 06:52 AM (KAi1n)
McKullich!!!
Posted by: TryHardNeckBeard at March 06, 2021 06:54 AM (Lp34m)
Posted by: SFGoth at March 06, 2021 06:53 AM (KAi1n)
I'm Cajun, we turn everything into anything
Posted by: TryHardNeckBeard at March 06, 2021 06:55 AM (Lp34m)
Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2021 06:57 AM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Sausage For brekkies at March 06, 2021 06:58 AM (UnQlg)
Posted by: TryHardNeckBeard at March 06, 2021 06:59 AM (Lp34m)
I like to play the game of 'who was poorer growing up' with the wife. She can usually top me. I can't remember ever searching under sofa cushions to find money to buy milk.
Posted by: Bill from Attainder at March 06, 2021 07:02 AM (N/gDA)
Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2021 07:05 AM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2021 07:07 AM (Cxk7w)
What the hell has Nancy Pelosi been smoking? Did she and Hunter share a bowl at the crack house together?
https://tinyurl.com/26bf4vn4
Posted by: Bill from Attainder at March 06, 2021 07:09 AM (N/gDA)
Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2021 07:05 AM (Cxk7w)
Nothing about a Egret (or swan) says coffee to me but to each their own.
Posted by: TryHardNeckBeard at March 06, 2021 07:10 AM (Lp34m)
What the hell has Nancy Pelosi been smoking? Did she and Hunter share a bowl at the crack house together?
https://tinyurl.com/26bf4vn4
Posted by: Bill from Attainder at March 06, 2021 07:09 AM (N/gDA)
She's really drunk on power, more so than usual... also just plain drunk.
Posted by: TryHardNeckBeard at March 06, 2021 07:11 AM (Lp34m)
Posted by: Unkaren at March 06, 2021 07:13 AM (4+A0w)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 06, 2021 07:14 AM (Rvt88)
Posted by: f'd at March 06, 2021 07:17 AM (zGWNl)
Posted by: Sausage For brekkies at March 06, 2021 06:58 AM (UnQlg)
That reminds me, I got biscuits but no maple syrup sausage
Bacon it is then.Posted by: TryHardNeckBeard at March 06, 2021 07:18 AM (Lp34m)
Posted by: Snausages at March 06, 2021 07:18 AM (UnQlg)
Posted by: f'd at March 06, 2021 07:17 AM (zGWNl)
Bartertown runs on methane...
Posted by: TryHardNeckBeard at March 06, 2021 07:18 AM (Lp34m)
Now all we need is the technology to cause solar panels to generate 93 octane gasoline.
Little hose coming down from your rooftop panels.
Just fill up the tank, and go.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 06, 2021 07:19 AM (3D/fK)
Naked guy standing on beam above traffic light in front
of donut/coffee shop in Seattle
Obviously NSFW
https://tinyurl.com/5am32z4t
Posted by: Bill from Attainder at March 06, 2021 07:20 AM (N/gDA)
Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2021 07:20 AM (Cxk7w)
of donut/coffee shop in Seattle "
Waiting for the 'HOT' light to come on?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 06, 2021 07:21 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at March 06, 2021 07:23 AM (6Pqz7)
Crude oil (WTI) is pressing close to $70/bbl
Thanks, Resident Bai-Den!
Posted by: Sausage links at March 06, 2021 07:23 AM (UnQlg)
Naked guy standing on beam above traffic light in front
of donut/coffee shop in Seattle
Posted by: Bill from Attainder at March 06, 2021 07:20 AM (N/gDA)
That must've been one hell of a cup of coffee...
Posted by: TryHardNeckBeard at March 06, 2021 07:25 AM (Lp34m)
Leftys have no concept of saving, so they think we can spend sunshine as fast as it comes in.
Posted by: f'd at March 06, 2021 07:26 AM (zGWNl)
Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2021 07:20 AM (Cxk7w)
Good morning. Sunday morning.
Posted by: m at March 06, 2021 07:26 AM (cSlAl)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 06, 2021 07:27 AM (CjFDo)
Thanks, Resident Bai-Den!
Posted by: Sausage links at March 06, 2021 07:23 AM (UnQlg)
As fucked up as this is going to sound, this election for me was the easiest one I ever had, I voted for Trump no doubt but I knew even if Biden got in I'd win... I'm in a Family Business that's been supplying offshore oil-rigs for the past 40 years. MAGA Fams tied to the oil-field are gonna kinda be at odds with this situation. As for whats going on at the Border and H.R.1 though... time to break out the crossbows.
Posted by: TryHardNeckBeard at March 06, 2021 07:28 AM (Lp34m)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 06, 2021 07:29 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: f'd at March 06, 2021 07:31 AM (zGWNl)
of donut/coffee shop in Seattle
That must've been one hell of a cup of coffee...
Posted by: TryHardNeckBeard at March 06, 2021 07:25 AM
Either that or 'Sleepless in Seattle'.
Posted by: Bill from Attainder at March 06, 2021 07:31 AM (N/gDA)
Di she say which month?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 06, 2021 07:32 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: Bill from Attainder at March 06, 2021 07:31 AM (N/gDA)
Who doesn't sprinkle a little meth in their cup o' joe these days?
Posted by: TryHardNeckBeard at March 06, 2021 07:32 AM (Lp34m)
That addled fool is home by 1900 every night.
Locked into his bedroom with the nightlight on by 2000.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 06, 2021 07:33 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: f'd at March 06, 2021 07:31 AM (zGWNl)
She is so irremediably bad at her job.
Posted by: m at March 06, 2021 07:34 AM (cSlAl)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice "
She narrowed it down to "the coming weeks". From what I understand about the jargon, that's somewhat longer than two weeks.
Posted by: f'd at March 06, 2021 07:34 AM (zGWNl)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 06, 2021 07:32 AM (3D/fK)
You gotta say the magic words.
Open Biden
Posted by: BignJames at March 06, 2021 07:34 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 06, 2021 07:35 AM (EZebt)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/436376/
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 06, 2021 07:35 AM (3D/fK)
Leftys have no concept of saving, so they think we can spend sunshine as fast as it comes in.
Posted by: f'd
And think of the sacrifice of all those little dinosaurs so we can have light
Posted by: Jean at March 06, 2021 07:36 AM (JEgvo)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 06, 2021 07:36 AM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2021 07:36 AM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: BignJames"
That's what Jill says when feeding Joe his prunes. She pretends his spoon is AF1.
Posted by: f'd at March 06, 2021 07:37 AM (zGWNl)
"look forward to" does not equal "will be"
transcript:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7pw4nbe
Posted by: m at March 06, 2021 07:37 AM (cSlAl)
Posted by: BignJames at March 06, 2021 07:38 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: BifBewalski - at March 06, 2021 07:39 AM (VcFUs)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at March 06, 2021 07:39 AM (I58tH)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 06, 2021 07:35 AM (EZebt)
I sort of enjoy watching her endlessly squirm, and slowwwwly seeing the scales fall from the eyes of the presstitutes. With whom she has built zero trust.
Posted by: m at March 06, 2021 07:40 AM (cSlAl)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 06, 2021 07:36 AM
Yeah, he may enjoy hanging around (SWIDT?) outside the donut shop but he's obviously not a regular customer inside.
Posted by: Bill from Attainder at March 06, 2021 07:41 AM (N/gDA)
Posted by: m at March 06, 2021 07:41 AM (cSlAl)
Posted by: Holden fuckng Caulfield at March 06, 2021 09:50 AM (UnQlg)
I they wouldn't ask, "What are you thinking about?" so often we would not get so good at lying.
Posted by: Igotnothing at March 06, 2021 03:01 PM (xf2hT)
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They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)