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Tonight's ONT is a real grab bag. Got something a Moron sent in, some musing about comics and stuff that might go better on Halloween. Say, before we get started, anyone notice gas prices lately?

gas prices.jpg

Lets Go From The Earth To The Mountaintop!


Thanks to Ultimate Texan for the link

Comics!

It was a dark and stormy night. Suddenly, a shot rang out! The maid screamed! A pirate ship appeared on the horizon.

Meanwhile, in Gotham City, a lone hunter flits from shadow to shadow, stalking his prey. Driven by a mad desire for revenge over the death of a loved one, he relentlessly tracks his quarry. His name is Fudd, Elmer Fudd. He's hunting wabbits.

Believe it or not, that's more or less the exact way this comic starts.

Batman/Elmer Fudd Special

A few years back, Looney Tunes and DC did a bunch of one-off crossover comics. Batman/Elmer Fudd, Wonder Woman/Tasmanian Devil, Martian Manhunter/Marvin the Martian, a couple of others. The books contained a headline story told in DC style, and a back story told in Loony Tunes style. Most of them were a hoot, but the best was probably the issue linked above or the Legion of Super Heroes/Bugs Bunny crossover. LoSH is a silver age comic that has never taken itself too seriously, full of cheesy 50s heroes like Lightning Lad and Saturn Girl. The legion has an auxiliary, the Legion of Substitute Heroes, full of heroes like Infectious Lass, Porcupine Pete and Stone Boy (whose power is turning to stone, where after he lies immobile for the rest of the story) who weren't good enough to make the Legion. The Subs even have their own auxiliary of folks who were not good enough for their team (we find this out when Superman drops Ambush Bug off with the Subs for safekeeping. Not wanting to disappoint the Man of Steel, they neglect to tell him that they don't have any working holding cells, instead stashing Ambush Bug in an aquarium. He promptly escapes and they activate their auxiliary to help recapture him*). In any event, this isn't exactly The Dark Knight Returns. It's a perfect setting for Bugs to run rampant. If you have a moment, look 'em up, they're good for some chucks.

(*DC Comics Presents #59 - Ed)


Spooky Content

Scared Parents Revealed The Creepiest Things Their Kids Ever Said

My 3-year-old daughter stood next to her newborn brother, looked at him for a while, then turned to me and said, “Daddy, it’s a monster! We should bury it.”


A Chill Ran Down My Spine: These Gut Feelings Saved Lives

At my job, when I’m working away, it’s really easy to talk myself into doing something quickly without my safety glasses; but there’s also always this voice in my head yelling to put them on. I stopped grinding the thing I was working on, got my glasses, came back, and then this chunk flew up and cracked the right lens…

A lot of these are examples of what I call “That van is always on the corner!” syndrome. Someone thinks that that spooky van is always parked down on the corner because they only notice when it is there, not when it isn't. It's part of how our brains developed to recognize patterns. If the van is there 10 times when you go out, and not there 10 other times, you brain will tell you “It's always there”, even though it's only there half the time, because those times when it was gone don't feed into the pattern your subconscious is looking for.


Sanity?


Mississippi governor to sign bill banning transgender student-athletes from female sports teams

We should be so lucky. You just know that if enough states pass laws like these, we'll be treated to another Roe or Obergefell type decision from SCOTUS forcing the liberal position on the entire country.


I'd Like To Apologize For The Following Post



Critical Race Theory

Have you heard the term before but you don't know what it is? This may help:

Critical Race Theory: An Introduction


For a more in-depth look, see here: The Devil's Pleasure Palace: The Cult of Critical Theory and the Subversion of the West

Buy your copy now before it's banned.

I'm Not Crying, You're Crying!

Goodbye, Riley

Yes, it's fanfic, but this one is well done. Might have gotten a bit dusty while reading it.

Tonight's ONT is brought to you by pasta:

Pasta.jpg

Posted by: WeirdDave at 09:53 PM




Comments

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1 st!

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at March 04, 2021 09:53 PM (1uBGK)

2 Howdy, beloved Horde!

Posted by: Emmie at March 04, 2021 09:54 PM (ofYez)

3 good evening

Posted by: wing at March 04, 2021 09:54 PM (JFzNN)

4 Arf!

Posted by: Sandy at March 04, 2021 09:54 PM (fLVm1)

5 Now off to read the content. Evening, 'rons and 'ettes ...

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at March 04, 2021 09:54 PM (1uBGK)

6 Top ten?

Posted by: Moonbeam at March 04, 2021 09:54 PM (qe5CM)

7 Arf!

Arf arf arf arf arf!

Posted by: Sandy at March 04, 2021 09:54 PM (fLVm1)

8

*leaps about excitedly before the fire, gesticulating wildly his primal firstness, and grunting...

Posted by: Zettai, Neanderthal at March 04, 2021 09:55 PM (3o3RA)

9 Did David Brooks do that pasta chart for his ignorant lunch date?

Posted by: Moonbeam at March 04, 2021 09:55 PM (qe5CM)

10 Those exotic types of pasta would only humiliate the poor rube from flyover land. I, on the other hand, am perfectly comfortable with all types of pasta.

Posted by: David Brooks at March 04, 2021 09:56 PM (fLVm1)

11 Sheeesh.

Horde mind strikes again.

Posted by: David Brooks at March 04, 2021 09:57 PM (fLVm1)

12 Good eve you Morons, how's everyone tonight?

Posted by: Farmer at March 04, 2021 09:57 PM (PzqA/)

13 Arf!
Posted by: Sandy at March 04, 2021 09:54 PM (fLVm1)


Woof!

Posted by: says Conor at March 04, 2021 09:58 PM (87oRe)

14 Top 15

Posted by: Norman Bates at March 04, 2021 09:58 PM (w8zeF)

15 The Batman/Fudd crossover is brilliant. It's hyper-serious while at the same time never letting you forget it's Elmer Fudd.

But don't let fool you: Everything else Tom King has written has been to cuck former greats like Batman and Mr. Miracle. What he does to the Big Barda/Mr. Miracle love affair is horrifying.

Posted by: moviegique at March 04, 2021 09:58 PM (GX4bq)

16 At some point you've driven enough.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 04, 2021 09:58 PM (3H9h1)

17 FUN FACT: Rotelle is the parasite that causes dropsy.

Posted by: David Brooks at March 04, 2021 09:58 PM (fLVm1)

18 Damn it son, I just ate and your pasta graphic is making me hungry again!

Posted by: CppThis at March 04, 2021 09:58 PM (zcf1k)

19

The government should create an around-the-clock "quick reaction force" of federal law enforcement officers or members of the National Guard at the U.S. Capitol, a six-week security review of the Jan. 6 riot led by retired U.S. Army Lt. Gen. Russel Honore has recommended.

The QRF, as proposed, would be manned 24/7, 365 days a year, and cost taxpayers between $40 and $130 million annually.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 04, 2021 09:59 PM (63Dwl)

20 Howdy, Horde!

Posted by: callsign claymore at March 04, 2021 09:59 PM (w8zeF)

21 Arf arf arf arf arf!

Posted by: Sandy at March 04, 2021 09:54 PM (fLVm1)


Woof, woof, woof, woof-woof, woof-woof-woof!

Posted by: says Conor at March 04, 2021 09:59 PM (87oRe)

22 Well, I didn't expect to be in the top 100...but, it's great to be included...
Hello lovely ones!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 04, 2021 09:59 PM (PoqRU)

23 Good evening all!! It's a gorgeous night here in MO.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 04, 2021 09:59 PM (nxdel)

24 MANicotti?

Sure. The official pasta of The Patriarchy.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 04, 2021 10:00 PM (fLVm1)

25 Hi Horde

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 04, 2021 10:02 PM (a4EWo)

26 Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 04, 2021 09:59 PM (PoqRU)



Even better, you're in the top 22% of the top 100! Think positive!

Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at March 04, 2021 10:02 PM (87oRe)

27
Look for similar price graphs of just about everything. Inflation is going to start ramping up. Things are rigged in many ways, but at some point all that ridiculous monetary dysentary of the Fed has to do something.

I thinking rip-your-face-off levels of inflation are coming.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 04, 2021 10:02 PM (f1Vqw)

28 Once again, I'll be sitting over here at the ONT lounge. I hope Miklos shows up...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 04, 2021 10:03 PM (PoqRU)

29 Evening everyone.

Nonna made it easy with the pasta - it was all 'noodles' - even when it wasn't.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 04, 2021 10:03 PM (Rvt88)

30 Radiatori? Is that for real?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 04, 2021 10:03 PM (63Dwl)

31 *leaps about excitedly before the fire, gesticulating wildly his primal firstness, and grunting...
Posted by: Zettai, Neanderthal at March 04, 2021 09:55 PM (3o3RA)

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Don't even try to master the laptop computer, homie.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 04, 2021 10:03 PM (fLVm1)

32 Favorite pasta?

Penne. Better yet, Mini-penne.

Hey, Weird Dave brought it up. I'm just being honest.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 04, 2021 10:03 PM (sy5kK)

33 TIL: Radiatori is not a joke, but actually a real thing. And has been for almost a century.

Posted by: Another Anon at March 04, 2021 10:03 PM (UHq0G)

34 Speaking of "arf" -

WOOF-WOOF, Elizabeth, wherever you are.

Posted by: JT at March 04, 2021 10:03 PM (arJlL)

35 27
Look for similar price graphs of just about everything. Inflation is going to start ramping up. Things are rigged in many ways, but at some point all that ridiculous monetary dysentary of the Fed has to do something.

I thinking rip-your-face-off levels of inflation are coming.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 04, 2021 10:02 PM (f1Vqw)


This is basically why I don't care anymore that I'm unemployed and living off cash reserves: the said cash reserves now have a limited shelf life whether I spend it or not.

Posted by: CppThis at March 04, 2021 10:03 PM (zcf1k)

36 Lassie, Go Home.

Posted by: Axeman at March 04, 2021 10:04 PM (FYe3W)

37 I thinking rip-your-face-off levels of inflation are coming.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 04, 2021 10:02 PM (f1Vqw)


I can hardly wait to pay my fair share of gasoline prices at $5.00+ per gallon so the Iranians can help save the planet!

Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at March 04, 2021 10:04 PM (87oRe)

38 Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 04, 2021 09:59 PM (PoqRU)



Even better, you're in the top 22% of the top 100! Think positive!
Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar


Oooo....quintiles!

Posted by: Miklos, in the top 50% of the bottom 20% at March 04, 2021 10:04 PM (QzkSJ)

39 A couple of times when I got food poisoning I was experiencing a feeling of dread, that I shouldn't be eating that, but I could not tell anything was wrong by the taste.

Then I found out later that night why I was having that premonition.

Posted by: Emmie at March 04, 2021 10:04 PM (ofYez)

40 I think Radiatiri is a joke.

Posted by: zmdavid at March 04, 2021 10:04 PM (xqRaG)

41 Trump did not leave Biden with a good plan to stop inflation.

He said he would stick it to the refrigerator. He lied.

Posted by: Axeman at March 04, 2021 10:05 PM (FYe3W)

42 Once again, I'll be sitting over here at the ONT lounge. I hope Miklos shows up...
Posted by: COMountainMarie

I can see it now - slinky black dress, cigarette carelessly held, one shoe being dangled from your toes. . .

Posted by: Tonypete at March 04, 2021 10:05 PM (Rvt88)

43 Gas ain't anywhere near $2.71/gal in S.F. $3.999 for 87 unleaded. I'd favor a law that says gas prices have to be rounded to the nearest 10 cents. No more $3.999 when it's really $4 as a practical matter.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 04, 2021 10:05 PM (KAi1n)

44
This is basically why I don't care anymore that I'm unemployed and living off cash reserves: the said cash reserves now have a limited shelf life whether I spend it or not.
Posted by: CppThis


When we get negative interest rates you'll have to spend the cash.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 04, 2021 10:05 PM (63Dwl)

45 Campanelle is a pimp. Until this day I never realized that it was Rigatoni all along.

Posted by: Don Vito Corleone at March 04, 2021 10:05 PM (fLVm1)

46 We were thinking of getting into the market and buying a cottage soon...not so sure right now

Posted by: a dude in MI at March 04, 2021 10:05 PM (+I6Y/)

47 I've heard that the Batman Elmer Fudd crossover is actually good.

People can make a joke about the Michael Bay gritty reboot of Thomas the Tank Engine, and I can mentally chart out the points of that silly premise. I kind of wish that I wasn't on the meta level all the time.

Posted by: Grail Knight at March 04, 2021 10:06 PM (ybIRR)

48 MANicotti?



Sure. The official pasta of The Patriarchy.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 04, 2021 10:00 PM (fLVm1)

The weird thing about being italian is seeing hop shit is actually spelled compared to how some of your relatives pronounce it. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 04, 2021 10:06 PM (9Om/r)

49 Radiatori? Is that for real?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


Si, anna gonna cost-a a bundle

Posted by: Tony, FIAT mechanic at March 04, 2021 10:06 PM (QzkSJ)

50 A century? Radiatori half life is measured in thousands of years!

Posted by: callsign claymore at March 04, 2021 10:06 PM (w8zeF)

51 That pasta chart is a FRAUD. I do not see Dittolini.

Posted by: Axeman at March 04, 2021 10:06 PM (FYe3W)

52 No more $3.999 when it's really $4 as a practical matter.
Posted by: SFGoth at March 04, 2021 10:05 PM (KAi1n)


Where's your sense of humor?

Oh wait, you live in SF...
Never mind

Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at March 04, 2021 10:06 PM (87oRe)

53 I can see it now - slinky black dress, cigarette carelessly held, one shoe being dangled from your toes. . .
Posted by: Tonypete at March 04, 2021 10:05 PM (Rvt8


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Go on...

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 04, 2021 10:06 PM (fLVm1)

54 Ok that was a typo from hell. Hop should be How, and the frigging w is nowhere near the P on the keyboard. damn i need a break.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 04, 2021 10:07 PM (9Om/r)

55
T yields are going up as well, and ZeroHedge was going on about something crazy that happened in the repo market. There was a short squeeze on the 10 yr T-note, and caused them to scramble. IOw, they were again short selling more Ts than were really avaible to them.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 04, 2021 10:07 PM (f1Vqw)

56 I can see it now - slinky black dress, cigarette carelessly held, one shoe being dangled from your toes. . .
Posted by: Tonypete at March 04, 2021 10:05 PM (Rvt8


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Go on...
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

"Well......we're WAITING !"

Posted by: JT at March 04, 2021 10:08 PM (arJlL)

57 Radiatorre is the next virus that China is going to foist on the world.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 04, 2021 10:08 PM (fLVm1)

58 In for a penne, in for a pound

Posted by: Axeman at March 04, 2021 10:08 PM (FYe3W)

59 We are enthusiastically looking forward to $8 a dozen eggs.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid and his chickens at March 04, 2021 10:08 PM (n/szn)

60 Hop should be How, and the frigging w is nowhere near the P on the keyboard. damn i need a break.

Maybe you're dyslexic?

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 04, 2021 10:09 PM (nxdel)

61 Because Peace and Prosperity is so overrated. I really need to call my financial advisor.

Posted by: Infidel at March 04, 2021 10:09 PM (D8YBz)

62 frigging w is nowhere near the P on the keyboard. damn i need a break.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

Looks.....its the same on MY keyboard !

Posted by: JT at March 04, 2021 10:09 PM (arJlL)

63 Only people with cars have noticed the ridiculous gas price increases.
Urban city lefties don't own cars, for the most part.

Just one of many examples of disconnect in our society today. For the urban crowd, maybe charge a few hundred bucks a year in a bicycle license, for a start.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 04, 2021 10:09 PM (sy5kK)

64 Go on...
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

"Well......we're WAITING !"
Posted by: JT

I see....the riffraff are here again...and I paid for VIP comment seating...

Posted by: Miklos, polishing monocle witha bit of a dour expression at March 04, 2021 10:10 PM (QzkSJ)

65 42

Oh yeah honey.
Even better than that...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 04, 2021 10:10 PM (PoqRU)

66 Hop should be How,
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How on Pop?

Posted by: Axeman at March 04, 2021 10:10 PM (FYe3W)

67 Because Peace and Prosperity is so overrated. I really need to call my financial advisor.
Posted by: Infidel

Get him to do your cabinets.....he might be needing a job.

Posted by: JT at March 04, 2021 10:10 PM (arJlL)

68 54 Ok that was a typo from hell. Hop should be How, and the frigging w is nowhere near the P on the keyboard. damn i need a break.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 04, 2021 10:07 PM (9Om/r)
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You typed the right letter with the wrong hand

Left ring finger/right ring finger

Posted by: zmdavid at March 04, 2021 10:10 PM (xqRaG)

69 I see....the riffraff are here again...and I paid for VIP comment seating...
Posted by: Miklos, polishing monocle witha bit of a dour expression at March 04, 2021 10:10 PM (QzkSJ)

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And I put on a clean undershirt and everything.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 04, 2021 10:11 PM (fLVm1)

70 37 I thinking rip-your-face-off levels of inflation are coming.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 04, 2021 10:02 PM (f1Vqw)

I can hardly wait to pay my fair share of gasoline prices at $5.00+ per gallon so the Iranians can help save the planet!
Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at March 04, 2021 10:04 PM (87oRe)

H8er

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 04, 2021 10:11 PM (aA3+G)

71 Hey Jewells, I got my new keychain today, I love it, and thanks for the nice extra, I love that too!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 04, 2021 10:11 PM (a4EWo)

72 Hop should be How, and the frigging w is nowhere near the P on the keyboard. damn i need a break.

Do it right, and you can make that Hop Sing.

Posted by: Miklos, stirring the pot at March 04, 2021 10:11 PM (QzkSJ)

73
Things are looking up with SloJo Biden!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 04, 2021 10:12 PM (FDDEY)

74 Radiatori? Is that for real?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 04, 2021 10:03

Haven't heard of that one or tagliatelle and papparadelle. Otherwise think I've seen all the others, maybe not eaten, but at least seen. Our Krogers has some of those I've not seen elsewhere before.

Posted by: Farmer at March 04, 2021 10:12 PM (PzqA/)

75 We are enthusiastically looking forward to $8 a dozen eggs.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid and his chickens

And the rise of the chicken rustlers !

Posted by: JT at March 04, 2021 10:12 PM (arJlL)

76 I'm not buying that Tattletale is a real pasta.

Posted by: Axeman at March 04, 2021 10:13 PM (FYe3W)

77 Thanks DDS!! Glad you liked it!! Got more coming!

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 04, 2021 10:13 PM (nxdel)

78 Bachelor Chow... A can of soup with a cup of elbow macaroni.

Posted by: davidt at March 04, 2021 10:13 PM (5ZHS+)

79 Trader Joe's has a good vegetable radiatore, it doesn't suck donkey balls like most veggie pasta.

Posted by: CppThis at March 04, 2021 10:14 PM (zcf1k)

80 56


Now see, you need to use your imagination. I bet Miklos knows...
He's seen those shoes...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 04, 2021 10:14 PM (PoqRU)

81 Things are looking up with SloJo Biden!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 04, 2021 10:12 PM (FDDEY)
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2020 was a long year, but I'm kinda thinking normalcy didn't look like this back in 2019.

Posted by: Axeman at March 04, 2021 10:14 PM (FYe3W)

82 I thinking rip-your-face-off levels of inflation are coming.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 04, 2021 10:02 PM (f1Vqw)

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This is one reason that Bitcoin is indeed the wave of the future.

To hell with mismanaged government currencies.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 04, 2021 10:14 PM (fLVm1)

83 And the rise of the chicken rustlers !
Posted by: JT

That'll ruffle some feathers.

Posted by: Miklos "Huey, Dewey, and Louie" Long at March 04, 2021 10:14 PM (QzkSJ)

84 Yep. I've seen $4/gallon here. It was supreme with credit card, but still. $5/gallon gas summer coming up!

Posted by: InCali at March 04, 2021 10:15 PM (9AFWN)

85 78 Bachelor Chow... A can of soup with a cup of elbow macaroni.
Posted by: davidt at March 04, 2021 10:13 PM (5ZHS+)


Damn. That actually sounds pretty good. How did I miss out on that as a bachelor?

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at March 04, 2021 10:15 PM (1uBGK)

86 I'm not buying that Tattletale is a real pasta.
Posted by: Axeman

Its served with the fishes.

Posted by: JT at March 04, 2021 10:15 PM (arJlL)

87 63 Only people with cars have noticed the ridiculous gas price increases.
Urban city lefties don't own cars, for the most part.

Just one of many examples of disconnect in our society today. For the urban crowd, maybe charge a few hundred bucks a year in a bicycle license, for a start.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 04, 2021 10:09 PM (sy5kK)

Implement Sharia Law for bicyclists. Blow a stop sign, cut a hand off.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 04, 2021 10:15 PM (aA3+G)

88 Haven't heard of that one or tagliatelle and papparadelle. Otherwise think I've seen all the others, maybe not eaten, but at least seen. Our Krogers has some of those I've not seen elsewhere before.
Posted by: Farmer at March 04, 2021 10:12 PM (PzqA/)

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"Krogers." That's so...

Quaint.

Posted by: David Brooks at March 04, 2021 10:15 PM (fLVm1)

89 19

The government should create an around-the-clock "quick reaction force" of federal law enforcement officers or members of the National Guard at the U.S. Capitol, a six-week security review of the Jan. 6 riot led by retired U.S. Army Lt. Gen. Russel Honore has recommended.

The QRF, as proposed, would be manned 24/7, 365 days a year, and cost taxpayers between $40 and $130 million annually.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 04, 2021 09:59 PM (63Dwl)

The General needs an explanation of the difference between a unitary and a federal government and that which the United States features. It may confuse him.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 04, 2021 10:16 PM (49Dnm)

90 Hello, boys!

Posted by: Radiatorre Spelling at March 04, 2021 10:16 PM (n/szn)

91 Ziti is a lot bigger than penne.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 04, 2021 10:16 PM (2BZBZ)

92 Misanthropic Humanitarian

The level of smug in a city would crash. Crash! Oh, no.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 04, 2021 10:16 PM (u82oZ)

93 64

You do realize that you are here at the ONT...?

Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 04, 2021 10:16 PM (PoqRU)

94 I'm not buying that Tattletale is a real pasta.
Posted by: Axeman

Its served with the fishes.
Posted by: JT at March 04, 2021 10:15 PM (arJlL)
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Makes you sleepy, and your feet file like they were concrete or something?

Posted by: Axeman at March 04, 2021 10:16 PM (FYe3W)

95 Hiya MisHum !

Posted by: JT at March 04, 2021 10:16 PM (arJlL)

96 He's seen those shoes...
Posted by: COMountainMarie

The ones with the frilly stuff and kitten heels?

Posted by: Miklos , not allowed to borrow the really cool things at March 04, 2021 10:17 PM (QzkSJ)

97 Blow a stop sign, cut a hand leg off.

FIFY

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 04, 2021 10:17 PM (2BZBZ)

98 54 Ok that was a typo from hell. Hop should be How, and the frigging w is nowhere near the P on the keyboard. damn i need a break.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 04, 2021 10:07 PM (9Om/r)
--
I know when I'm getting tired when I can't type the right word correctly, even after trying a bunch of times.
Like just now when I messed up the word "correctly" four times until I got it correct.
Screwing it up, and I'm not even tired. OK, maybe I should just admit I'm a klutz.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 04, 2021 10:17 PM (sy5kK)

99 Ziti is a lot bigger than penne.
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 04, 2021 10:16 PM (2BZBZ)

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Manicotti is the Big Swinging Dick of pasta.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 04, 2021 10:18 PM (fLVm1)

100 I always liked penne pasta. Reminds me of good times.

Posted by: Barack Obama at March 04, 2021 10:18 PM (qlFIA)

101 This is one reason that Bitcoin is indeed the wave of the future.

To hell with mismanaged government currencies.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 04, 2021 10:14 PM (fLVm1)
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What happens to Bitcoin when the power grid stops working because fossil fuels are outlawed and wind and solar aren't working? Or an EMP? Would it be wrecked worse than more conventional money?

Posted by: zmdavid at March 04, 2021 10:18 PM (xqRaG)

102 95 Hiya MisHum !
Posted by: JT at March 04, 2021 10:16 PM (arJlL

Hiya JT

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 04, 2021 10:18 PM (aA3+G)

103 Looks like Insurrection Thursday wasn't all it was cracked up to be. Not even a couple drunk guys taken int custody for questioning. Maybe our super elite intelligence agencies got the date wrong and those white nationalists staged this as diversion from the real insurrection, which is in two weeks..

Posted by: Ripley at March 04, 2021 10:18 PM (PTDkx)

104 97 Blow a stop sign, cut a hand leg off.

FIFY
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 04, 2021 10:17 PM (2BZBZ)

I can live with that.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 04, 2021 10:18 PM (aA3+G)

105 Ripley

OPSEC!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 04, 2021 10:19 PM (u82oZ)

106 Howdy Hordelings! Thanks for the ONT, Weird Dave!

Well, my 50th birthday arrives in a little less than 2 hours. I'm not sure what 50 is supposed to feel like, but I sure don't feel over the hill yet. I guess hanging out around here helps keep me feeling young and foolish.

Tips on life after 50 from the geezers around here are welcome and appreciated!

Posted by: Doof at March 04, 2021 10:19 PM (mZUr4)

107 I thinking rip-your-face-off levels of inflation are coming.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 04, 2021 10:02 PM

Especially if people go back to the office, restaurants open, etc. Money velocity needs to increase to speed up inflation.
And when inflation takes off, Dems are fooked.

Posted by: clutch at March 04, 2021 10:19 PM (9UmRs)

108 30 Radiatori? Is that for real?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 04, 2021 10:03 PM (63Dwl)

It's not only real, but it's magnificent - at least according to my wife. That picture is only 1/2 the pasta; it's cylindrical, after a fashion.

I've been trying to find it in the stores for ages, but it disappeared sometime after the WuFlu made its appearance. Very bothersome.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 04, 2021 10:19 PM (alvoA)

109 90 Hello, boys!
Posted by: Radiatorre Spelling at March 04, 2021 10:16 PM (n/szn)

Buona sera, Commendatore!

Posted by: Joe Torre at March 04, 2021 10:20 PM (Wm5SB)

110 35 27
Look for similar price graphs of just about everything. Inflation is going to start ramping up. Things are rigged in many ways, but at some point all that ridiculous monetary dysentary of the Fed has to do something.

I thinking rip-your-face-off levels of inflation are coming.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 04, 2021 10:02 PM (f1Vqw)

This is basically why I don't care anymore that I'm unemployed and living off cash reserves: the said cash reserves now have a limited shelf life whether I spend it or not.
Posted by: CppThis at March 04, 2021 10:03 PM (zcf1k)

Fed or no Fed, the Volkskammer is spending money like its no tomorrow, and when there is too much money chasing too few goods, there isn't a damn thing the Fed can do, really.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 04, 2021 10:20 PM (49Dnm)

111 101 What happens to Bitcoin when the power grid stops working because fossil fuels are outlawed and wind and solar aren't working? Or an EMP? Would it be wrecked worse than more conventional money?
Posted by: zmdavid at March 04, 2021 10:18 PM (xqRaG)


Not really...as long as a few blockchain nodes remain operational the system will keep on truckin'. And given the statistically significant quantities of hydro and nuke the USA has, to say nothing of other countries that aren't subject to insane US domestic regulation, some nodes will definitely survive.

Posted by: CppThis at March 04, 2021 10:20 PM (zcf1k)

112
... a six-week security review of the Jan. 6 riot led by retired U.S. Army Lt. Gen. Russel Honore has recommended.


Why, that is one bold solution, you eternal sucker on the public teat hack. Will the uniforms be snazzy?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 04, 2021 10:20 PM (FDDEY)

113
Mississippi governor to sign bill banning transgender student-athletes from female sports teams
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Had the last 2 hours of a 12 hour woke training today and the wokinister brought up how the (horrible) Republican legislature here was proposing banning trans from competing in sports in school. Meh, if feminists want to see women made second fiddle to pretend women who am I to fight them?

I will laugh though when the current girls get older, realize what those now elderly spinsters with multiple cats did to their lives and start voicing what can be done to those elders in their dottering years.

Posted by: Bete at March 04, 2021 10:20 PM (Ojki1)

114 Evening MisHum!

So you're sitting here at the ONT bar tonight as a customer, instead of working behind the bar.
Good, we can all do shots tonight. Your Uber account is active, right?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 04, 2021 10:20 PM (sy5kK)

115 Evening, ONT'ers! I am going to go out for a burger and a brew. Got the over-long tie rod shortened on the Suburban today, and the steering is much closer to being on the money. Will still take it in for an alignment, now that there is range to do it.

But I am still stymied on the rear door window regulator. It stalls, repeatedly, going up or going down, and if you give it a push or pull, it goes on again. I think the pinion is trying to jump a tooth on the sector gear. I will look for another regulator at the junkyard. Got an inside mirror today for ten dollars.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2021 10:20 PM (mzC78)

116 And when inflation takes off, Dems are fooked.
Posted by: clutch

COLA, baby

Adjusted twice per day

Posted by: Government employee Miklos at March 04, 2021 10:21 PM (QzkSJ)

117 And when inflation takes off, Dems are fooked.
Posted by: clutch at March 04, 2021 10:19 PM (9UmRs)

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The GOPe will never let them fail.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 04, 2021 10:21 PM (fLVm1)

118 Mis Hum hanging out on Thursday ONT? No off days, eh?

Posted by: Doof at March 04, 2021 10:21 PM (mZUr4)

119 114 Evening MisHum!

So you're sitting here at the ONT bar tonight as a customer, instead of working behind the bar.
Good, we can all do shots tonight. Your Uber account is active, right?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 04, 2021 10:20 PM (sy5kK)

Hello

I believe that it is LCD

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 04, 2021 10:21 PM (aA3+G)

120 Radiatori is not a joke, but actually a real thing. And has been for almost a century.
Posted by: Another Anon at March 04, 2021 10:03 PM (UHq0G)

I like it best in pasta salads, works really well with big chunky veggis.

Posted by: Russkilitlover at March 04, 2021 10:21 PM (99Nt9)

121 11 Sheeesh.

Horde mind strikes again.
Posted by: David Brooks at March 04, 2021 09:57 PM

It was a slow fat pitch!

Posted by: Moonbeam at March 04, 2021 10:21 PM (qe5CM)

122 85 78 Bachelor Chow... A can of soup with a cup of elbow macaroni.
Posted by: davidt at March 04, 2021 10:13 PM (5ZHS+)

Damn. That actually sounds pretty good. How did I miss out on that as a bachelor?
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy

We called it Zanesville Surprise in college. Add some browned burger if you want to do it up big time.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 04, 2021 10:21 PM (Rvt88)

123 And when inflation takes off, Dems are fooked.
Posted by: clutch at March 04, 2021 10:19 PM (9UmRs)

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Proper fooked?

Posted by: Axeman at March 04, 2021 10:22 PM (FYe3W)

124 Is radiatori real?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 04, 2021 10:22 PM (PUmDY)

125 Especially if people go back to the office, restaurants open, etc. Money velocity needs to increase to speed up inflation.
And when inflation takes off, Dems are fooked.
Posted by: clutch at March 04, 2021 10:19 PM (9UmRs)

That COULD help. The key is that money should go to one of two things:
1) a good
2) a service

Government is neither of those things, and with the government wanting to flood the country with money for "stimulus", if that money isn't chasing enough goods and services ($1.9T? HAH!!!), here comes the inflation.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 04, 2021 10:22 PM (49Dnm)

126 I know when I'm getting tired when I can't type the right word correctly, even after trying a bunch of times.

Like just now when I messed up the word "correctly" four times until I got it correct.

Screwing it up, and I'm not even tired. OK, maybe I should just admit I'm a klutz.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 04, 2021 10:17 PM (sy5kK)

I think I figured out what I did. The O is next to the P, so I probably hit the H fat fingered the O and nailed the P with it, saw a 3 letter word and said yeah I'm good. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 04, 2021 10:22 PM (9Om/r)

127 What happens to Bitcoin when the power grid stops working because fossil fuels are outlawed and wind and solar aren't working? Or an EMP? Would it be wrecked worse than more conventional money?

Consider that the vast amount of "money" we have in banks is ones and zeros, just like Bitcoin. We lose the grid and the vast majority of us lose access to our funds. Same goes for credit/debit card transactions.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at March 04, 2021 10:22 PM (SchxB)

128 Fed or no Fed, the Volkskammer is spending money like its no tomorrow, and when there is too much money chasing too few goods, there isn't a damn thing the Fed can do, really.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 04, 2021 10:20 PM (49Dnm)

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Yep.

First slowly, then all at once.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 04, 2021 10:23 PM (fLVm1)

129 And when inflation takes off, Dems are fooked.
Posted by: clutch at March 04, 2021 10:19 PM (9UmRs)

Remember that when you vote harder, comrade

Posted by: a dude in MI at March 04, 2021 10:23 PM (+I6Y/)

130 Radiatori is not a joke, but actually a real thing. And has been for almost a century.
Posted by: Another Anon at March 04, 2021 10:03 PM (UHq0G)
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You kids go home and leave Radiatori alone!

Posted by: Radiatori's Mom at March 04, 2021 10:23 PM (FYe3W)

131
Expanding Leftist perversities (gay marriage, transgenderism) is always good.

Tolerating traditional behaviors (church, gun rights) is always bad.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 04, 2021 10:23 PM (mht8P)

132 Proper fooked?
Posted by: Axeman at March 04, 2021 10:22 PM (FYe3W)

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Aye, laddie.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 04, 2021 10:23 PM (fLVm1)

133 ONT!!!

Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 04, 2021 10:23 PM (TdMsT)

134 123 And when inflation takes off, Dems are fooked.
Posted by: clutch at March 04, 2021 10:19 PM (9UmRs)

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Proper fooked?
Posted by: Axeman at March 04, 2021 10:22 PM (FYe3W)

Just pass a law prohibiting prices from increasing. We did that in my country and it stopped inflation. Problem solved!
As far as the Nobel Prize in Economics? I was robbed, and still am.

Posted by: Robert Mugabe at March 04, 2021 10:23 PM (49Dnm)

135 I had a friend, we called Mr. Potatohead, who was quite a bit like that chief when he was drinking Scotch whisky.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 04, 2021 10:23 PM (03n3v)

136 No, Miklos. It's the other pair, you fool!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 04, 2021 10:24 PM (PoqRU)

137 I prefer meatballs and Newman's Sockaroni sauce over my al dente mussolini.

Posted by: RI Red at March 04, 2021 10:24 PM (ujou8)

138 69 I see....the riffraff are here again...and I paid for VIP comment seating...
Posted by: Miklos, polishing monocle witha bit of a dour expression at March 04, 2021 10:10 PM (QzkSJ)
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And I put on a clean undershirt and everything.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 04, 2021 10:11 PM (fLVm1)

I'm right here! Oh damn, that smells awful, Cicero, you're on your own. Later Miklos.

Posted by: BifBewalski - *pulls finger* at March 04, 2021 10:24 PM (VcFUs)

139 What's a madda wit me eeh!

Posted by: Gnocchi - The Papa of Pasta! at March 04, 2021 10:24 PM (OV00c)

140 That gas chart...as Chick Hearn would have said, "You could have called that with Braille."

Posted by: Russkilitlover at March 04, 2021 10:24 PM (99Nt9)

141
Just one of many examples of disconnect in our society today. For the urban crowd, maybe charge a few hundred bucks a year in a bicycle license, for a start.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 04, 2021 10:09 PM (sy5kK)
Implement Sharia Law for bicyclists. Blow a stop sign, cut a hand off.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 04, 2021 10:15 PM (aA3+G)

Well, eventually, but for starters, just run them down, hold them down, and pull a couple of fingernails out with pliers. And let them know why it is happening. Let's see if that works before we get drastic.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 04, 2021 10:24 PM (sy5kK)

142 Got an inside mirror today for ten dollars.

Glad someone had a productive day.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at March 04, 2021 10:25 PM (SchxB)

143 118 Mis Hum hanging out on Thursday ONT? No off days, eh?
Posted by: Doof at March 04, 2021 10:21 PM (mZUr4)

Sometimes I play commenter........

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 04, 2021 10:25 PM (aA3+G)

144 79 Trader Joe's has a good vegetable radiatore, it doesn't suck donkey balls like most veggie pasta.
Posted by: CppThis at March 04, 2021 10:14 PM (zcf1k)

I admit I do not get the fascination behind Trader Joe's. I've been in one and was not impressed.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 04, 2021 10:25 PM (49Dnm)

145 Yeah, but Strozzapretti could kill you.

Posted by: 'Dr." Vivi at March 04, 2021 10:25 PM (USW1s)

146 41 Trump did not leave Biden with a good plan to stop inflation.

He said he would stick it to the refrigerator. He lied.
Posted by: Axeman at March 04, 2021 10:05 PM (FYe3W)

I'm getting a little concerned about 2024 now. I was looking forward to a Republican getting back to the White House, but as I hear more about how COVID Bill II: Electric Boogaloo is going, I'm afraid that it's the Democrats' mission to really blow out our credit, and hand the keys back to President DeSantis and say, 'here, you deal with telling our creditors that we can't service the debt we took on anymore.'

It's like if Global Warming isn't really going to take us out in nine years, they'll bring on the Debt Apocalypse just to get even.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 04, 2021 10:25 PM (alvoA)

147 Hi everyone.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 04, 2021 10:25 PM (l9m7l)

148 Just pass a law prohibiting prices from increasing. We did that in my country and it stopped inflation. Problem solved!
As far as the Nobel Prize in Economics? I was robbed, and still am.
Posted by: Robert Mugabe at March 04, 2021 10:23 PM (49Dnm)

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*fistbump*

Posted by: Zombie Hugo Chavez at March 04, 2021 10:25 PM (fLVm1)

149 What happens to Bitcoin when the power grid stops working because fossil fuels are outlawed and wind and solar aren't working? Or an EMP? Would it be wrecked worse than more conventional money?
Posted by: zmdavid at March 04, 2021 10:18 PM (xqRaG)


Then BTC and fiat currencies such as the US Dollar are all equally fucked, unless you have physical precious metals (silver, gold, 9mm JHP, ...). Almost everything we think of as "money" is just ledger entries in a computer somewhere.

Also, if you can get to a country that isn't dark (I'm talking electricity here, Media Matters, not melanin content) with a paper copy of your encryption keys, your BTC ownership is still recorded on the blockchain and can be transacted.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at March 04, 2021 10:26 PM (1uBGK)

150 I had a friend, we called Mr. Potatohead, who was quite a bit like that chief when he was drinking Scotch whisky.

Just potatohead now...

Posted by: Weirddave at March 04, 2021 10:27 PM (Kx9uu)

151 WTF? Where is the mostaccioli???

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 04, 2021 10:27 PM (49Dnm)

152 BeckoningChasm, howdy.

Posted by: callsign claymore at March 04, 2021 10:27 PM (w8zeF)

153 130 Radiatori is not a joke, but actually a real thing. And has been for almost a century.
Posted by: Another Anon at March 04, 2021 10:03 PM (UHq0G)
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You kids go home and leave Radiatori alone!
Posted by: Radiatori's Mom at March 04, 2021 10:23 PM (FYe3W)

Aaaanthony! Aaaanthony!

Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 04, 2021 10:27 PM (alvoA)

154 I had a friend, we called Mr. Potatohead, who was quite a bit like that chief when he was drinking Scotch whisky.

Just potatohead now...
Posted by: Weirddave at March 04, 2021 10:27 PM (Kx9uu)

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Many eyes, but gender-neutral.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 04, 2021 10:28 PM (fLVm1)

155 Only people with cars have noticed the ridiculous gas price increases.
Urban city lefties don't own cars, for the most part.

Just one of many examples of disconnect in our society today. For the urban crowd, maybe charge a few hundred bucks a year in a bicycle license, for a start.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 04, 2021 10:09 PM (sy5kK)

They will notice when their food spikes. And then again when the farmers gas raises food again.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 04, 2021 10:28 PM (eoQWY)

156 The pattern recognition thingy, when most times there actually isn't a pattern, is something I have explained to many people over the years.

Mostly they go on believing there IS a pattern this time. Oh well. Lead a horse to water, etc etc.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 04, 2021 10:28 PM (F0YaR)

157 Tips on life after 50 from the geezers around here are welcome and appreciated!
Posted by: Doof at March

Is your dad still alive? If so talk to him about the changes and challenges he went through at this age going forward. Same for your mom. Learn everything you can about their parents and siblings. In short get as much info now as possible. It will help you now and later when questions and thoughts arise after they are gone.

Posted by: Beartooth at March 04, 2021 10:28 PM (ZN7T5)

158 The GOPe will never let them fail.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 04, 2021 10:21 PM (fLVm1)

GOPe IS fail.

Posted by: clutch at March 04, 2021 10:28 PM (9UmRs)

159 Then BTC and fiat currencies such as the US Dollar are all equally fucked, unless you have physical precious metals (silver, gold, 9mm JHP, ...). Almost everything we think of as "money" is just ledger entries in a computer somewhere.

Also, if you can get to a country that isn't dark (I'm talking electricity here, Media Matters, not melanin content) with a paper copy of your encryption keys, your BTC ownership is still recorded on the blockchain and can be transacted.
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at March 04, 2021 10:26 PM (1uBGK)

Wow. Name a currency that isn't "fiat".

(Currencies exist really due to the popularity of use. If people don't like it, it won't be used. I honestly do not get this fetish of "it needs to be backed by something".)

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 04, 2021 10:28 PM (49Dnm)

160 OK, I did a Duck Duck Go search and apparently radiatori is real. You can buy it from Amazon or Walmart and it has a wikipedia page.

Posted by: zmdavid at March 04, 2021 10:29 PM (xqRaG)

161 AOP - any suggestions on a power window issue on a 2006 Toyota Highlander? Passenger side window motors (both front and back) occasionally stop working. The "fix" is to wait 10-30 seconds and try again. Window will raise an inch or so then stop again. Lather, rinse, repeat. This is occasionally. Sometimes, they open and close filly with no stopping.

Posted by: Doof at March 04, 2021 10:29 PM (mZUr4)

162
They'll start trying to hide inflation. They'll fiddle around with various indices they use to make it disappear, and claim, "Inflation, there's no inflation, you lunatic conspiracy nut!". All the while prices are going up everywhere, but the XYZ adjusted inflator isn't increasing, so no inflation.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 04, 2021 10:29 PM (Mzdiz)

163 It's the other pair, you fool!
Posted by: COMountainMarie

I'm confused.

Shoes and boots are different. The over-knee ones, right?

Posted by: Miklos, feeling whipped at March 04, 2021 10:29 PM (QzkSJ)

164 Tips on life after 50 from the geezers around here are welcome and appreciated!
Posted by: Doof at March

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Slap a hot iron on it.

*curtsies smartly*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 04, 2021 10:29 PM (fLVm1)

165 Hi BC, how are you doing?

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 04, 2021 10:29 PM (a4EWo)

166 79 Trader Joe's has a good vegetable radiatore, it doesn't suck donkey balls like most veggie pasta.
Posted by: CppThis at March 04, 2021 10:14 PM (zcf1k)

I saw donkey balls open the coke heads at the anything goes palace in 1982.

Posted by: BifBewalski - it was in Juarez at March 04, 2021 10:29 PM (VcFUs)

167 Time to start storing gold coins in my ass, I guess. I could just put them in my pockets, but the limp should help sell that I have radiation sickness in the apocalypse.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 04, 2021 10:29 PM (H5knJ)

168 >>> What happens to Bitcoin when the power grid stops working because fossil fuels are outlawed and wind and solar aren't working? Or an EMP? Would it be wrecked worse than more conventional money?
Posted by: zmdavid at March 04, 2021 10:18 PM (xqRaG)


Then people with slide rules will be king! BWOAAA HAA HAA HAAAAAAAAA

Posted by: banana Dream at March 04, 2021 10:29 PM (OV00c)

169 I'm getting a little concerned about 2024 now. I was looking forward to a Republican getting back to the White House, but as I hear more about how COVID Bill II: Electric Boogaloo is going, I'm afraid that it's the Democrats' mission to really blow out our credit, and hand the keys back to President DeSantis and say, 'here, you deal with telling our creditors that we can't service the debt we took on anymore.'

It's like if Global Warming isn't really going to take us out in nine years, they'll bring on the Debt Apocalypse just to get even.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 04, 2021 10:25 PM (alvoA)

no, because the last time they did that Reagan came in, and they were smashed back for a long time. In fact, tax hikes were discredited until Obama.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 04, 2021 10:29 PM (eoQWY)

170 Why, that is one bold solution, you eternal sucker on the public teat hack. Will the uniforms be snazzy?

They're looking to recreate a moment where the military stands down a governor. I know - everybody loves to talk about how it was so cool when they did it to George Wallace in Alabama. Did everybody really think they'd always approve of the pretext ?

Posted by: Roll Me Away at March 04, 2021 10:30 PM (AQayC)

171 Hello BC! Hope you had a good day. Mine started out productive then took a nose dive! lol.. oh well.. as Scarlett O'Hara once said. Tomorrow is another day.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 04, 2021 10:30 PM (nxdel)

172 63 Only people with cars have noticed the ridiculous gas price increases.
Urban city lefties don't own cars, for the most part.

Just one of many examples of disconnect in our society today. For the urban crowd, maybe charge a few hundred bucks a year in a bicycle license, for a start.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 04, 2021 10:09 PM

It's up about 70 cents a gallon since December in these parts.

Posted by: Moonbeam at March 04, 2021 10:30 PM (qe5CM)

173 {{{MisHum}}}

I can hug you since you're not on duty!

Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 04, 2021 10:30 PM (TdMsT)

174 a few hundred bucks a year in a bicycle license

What is this 'license' you speak of?

Posted by: Infidel at March 04, 2021 10:30 PM (D8YBz)

175 Sometimes I play commenter........
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 04, 2021 10:25 PM (aA3+G)
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I see. Keepin' it real!

Posted by: Doof at March 04, 2021 10:31 PM (mZUr4)

176 Jewells!!!

Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 04, 2021 10:31 PM (TdMsT)

177 As far as the Nobel Prize in Economics? I was robbed, and still am.
Posted by: Robert Mugabe at March 04, 2021 10:23 PM (49Dnm)

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*fistbump*
Posted by: Zombie Hugo Chavez

Copycats

Posted by: zombie Dick Nixon at March 04, 2021 10:31 PM (QzkSJ)

178
Remember that when you vote harder, comrade
Posted by: a dude in MI at March 04, 2021 10:23 PM (+I6Y/)

Dems will be quitting if inflation goes like I think it will.

Posted by: clutch at March 04, 2021 10:31 PM (9UmRs)

179 The pattern recognition thingy, when most times there actually isn't a pattern, is something I have explained to many people over the years.

Mostly they go on believing there IS a pattern this time. Oh well. Lead a horse to water, etc etc.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 04, 2021 10:28 PM (F0YaR)

The opportunity cost of seeing a supposed truck when it is just coincidence is far outweighed by noticing that panther waiting to jump on your neck because something is different.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 04, 2021 10:31 PM (eoQWY)

180 The government should create an around-the-clock "quick reaction force" of federal law enforcement officers or members of the National Guard at the U.S. Capitol, a six-week security review of the Jan. 6 riot led by retired U.S. Army Lt. Gen. Russel Honore has recommended.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 04, 2021 09:59 PM (63Dwl)
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This kind of activity is evidence the CCP has already taken over the US, with help from the traitorous Democrats, and are using the power of the government/military to forcefully take down any American, primarily former military and their friends and like-thinkers.
Of course we will never see a Progda in-depth report about it, in case anyone is wondering. There will be no starting bell or gun. It's already happened. Oh, and the EFF BEE EYE is running point on it. Don't believe me? Have you been paying attention to the dozens who have been arrested or questioned about just being IN DC on 1/6? If there was some corresponding level of arrests during last summer's riots, then I could say the EFF BEE EYE was legitimate. But they didn't do that, proof the EFF BEE EYE is just the strong arm of the CCP/Elite/Democrat cabal.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 04, 2021 10:32 PM (sy5kK)

181 For the urban crowd, maybe charge a few hundred bucks a year in a bicycle license, for a start.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

Nah, just enforce the same rules of the road cyclists are required to follow. That'll get most of them off their bikes.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 04, 2021 10:32 PM (KAi1n)

182 They will notice when their food spikes. And then again when the farmers gas raises food again.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 04, 2021 10:28 PM (eoQWY)

And they will blame "greedy CEOs" because most Americans simply refuse to know about or understand economics. As I learned last year with all the product shortages, there is only one thing that sets the prices in this country: the police. And Americans WANT it that way. (Before you respond, consider that people in this country believe in something called "price gouging". This country is absolutely hostile to prices and the price mechanism.)

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 04, 2021 10:33 PM (49Dnm)

183 {{Ladyl}}!! Hey girl we need to chat again.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 04, 2021 10:33 PM (nxdel)

184 Hi BC, how are you doing?
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

He's waiting for the Chess Thread so he can grab an accordion.

Posted by: JT at March 04, 2021 10:33 PM (arJlL)

185 There is NOTHING like the ONT! Just sayin" this from over here at the bar...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 04, 2021 10:33 PM (PoqRU)

186 Then BTC and fiat currencies such as the US Dollar are all equally fucked, unless you have physical precious metals (silver, gold, 9mm JHP, ...). Almost everything we think of as "money" is just ledger entries in a computer somewhere.

Also, if you can get to a country that isn't dark (I'm talking electricity here, Media Matters, not melanin content) with a paper copy of your encryption keys, your BTC ownership is still recorded on the blockchain and can be transacted.
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at March 04, 2021 10:26 PM (1uBGK)

This is why my SHtF funds are heavily weighted in old school magazine pornography. Millions of internet porn addicted freaks are gonna need to fap. And I will be King of the Fappers!! Muwahahaha!!!

uh. That came out wrong. I mean, I didn't mean... O ferfuxsake..

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 04, 2021 10:33 PM (Wm5SB)

187 We called it Zanesville Surprise in college. Add some browned burger if you want to do it up big time.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 04, 2021 10:21 PM (Rvt8


Heh. I was in a Huntington branch a couple weeks ago opening an account for my son, and we got into a discussion about how the banker got into the business. He said he was originally from Zanesville and my automatic response was, "I'm sorry." My son looked at me like I was the rudest asshole on the planet, but the banker laughed and said "I know, right?"

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at March 04, 2021 10:33 PM (1uBGK)

188 (Currencies exist really due to the popularity of use. If people don't like it, it won't be used. I honestly do not get this fetish of "it needs to be backed by something".)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 04, 2021 10:28 PM (49Dnm)

All currencies are backed by faith, even gold. If nobody will take your gold, it is worth as much as the paper money. And of course I remember when trading gold was illegal, for the most part.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 04, 2021 10:34 PM (eoQWY)

189 Gas up here in western Washington 35 cents since the election.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 04, 2021 10:34 PM (axyOa)

190 161 AOP - any suggestions on a power window issue on a 2006 Toyota Highlander? Passenger side window motors (both front and back) occasionally stop working. The "fix" is to wait 10-30 seconds and try again. Window will raise an inch or so then stop again. Lather, rinse, repeat. This is occasionally. Sometimes, they open and close filly with no stopping.
Posted by: Doof at March 04, 2021 10:29 PM (mZUr4)

That sounds like an internal thermal circuit breaker in the motors. Change out the felt weather stripping, or simply remove it and try again. There may be too much drag on the window causing a thermal overheat in the motor housing.

Posted by: BifBewalski - thermal circuit breaker at March 04, 2021 10:34 PM (VcFUs)

191 Publius, didn't they do that with gas prices during the Obama reign? And they also changed the gdp calculations to save king Midas in reverse, i think

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 04, 2021 10:35 PM (PUmDY)

192 There is NOTHING like the ONT! Just sayin" this from over here at the bar...
Posted by: COMountainMarie

What did you do with Miklos ?

Posted by: JT at March 04, 2021 10:35 PM (arJlL)

193 They will notice when their food spikes. And then again when the farmers gas raises food again.
Posted by: Oldcat

Arugula and Wagyu CAN'T have gone up that much!

CONCHITA IS STEALING FROM US!!!

Posted by: upper middle class Karen at March 04, 2021 10:35 PM (QzkSJ)

194 Hi Marie!

Anyone interesting at the bar?

Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 04, 2021 10:35 PM (TdMsT)

195 Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/rryvd85e

https://tinyurl.com/tx697tms

https://tinyurl.com/3mufdsuw

https://tinyurl.com/4rypeu2b

https://tinyurl.com/4db54v6a

Posted by: kbdabear at March 04, 2021 10:35 PM (qAR6u)

196
Heh. I was in a Huntington branch a couple weeks ago opening an account for my son, and we got into a discussion about how the banker got into the business. He said he was originally from Zanesville and my automatic response was, "I'm sorry." My son looked at me like I was the rudest asshole on the planet, but the banker laughed and said "I know, right?"
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at March 04, 2021 10:33 PM (1uBGK)

In a town not far from here I had to have a very minor repair done to my truck, and I gave the place my phone number, and my area code isn't local. Dude asks "why did you move up here?' in a tone that suggested utter disdain for the area. I told him the truth: "I found work here!"

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 04, 2021 10:36 PM (49Dnm)

197 This kind of activity is evidence the CCP has already taken over the US, with help from the traitorous Democrats, and are using the power of the government/military to forcefully take down any American, primarily former military and their friends and like-thinkers.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 04, 2021 10:32 PM (sy5kK)

Disagree, we grew our commies ourselves. The only good thing is that the CCP will be shooting them first.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 04, 2021 10:36 PM (eoQWY)

198 183 {{Ladyl}}!! Hey girl we need to chat again.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 04, 2021 10:33 PM (nxdel)


{{{Jewells}}}


Yes we do!

Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 04, 2021 10:36 PM (TdMsT)

199 What did you do with Miklos ?
Posted by: JT

*makes faint tapping sound*

Posted by: Miklos, not sure where I am at March 04, 2021 10:36 PM (QzkSJ)

200 CONCHITA IS STEALING FROM US!!!

Posted by: upper middle class Karen at March 04, 2021 10:35 P



"Conchita" is the name of Juan Valdez' mule...

Posted by: Zettai, Neanderthal at March 04, 2021 10:37 PM (3o3RA)

201 Well, I went to the range today and they were out of range ammo. Again. This is getting ridiculous.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 04, 2021 10:37 PM (nxdel)

202 All currencies are backed by faith, even gold. If nobody will take your gold, it is worth as much as the paper money. And of course I remember when trading gold was illegal, for the most part.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 04, 2021 10:34 PM (eoQWY)

Exactly. And even gold, the wonder element that gold bugs assure us solve everything and insure immortailty, is subject to inflation.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 04, 2021 10:37 PM (49Dnm)

203 Publius, didn't they do that with gas prices during the Obama reign? And they also changed the gdp calculations to save king Midas in reverse, i think
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 04, 2021 10:35 PM (PUmDY)

how they calculated unemployment numbers too.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 04, 2021 10:37 PM (eoQWY)

204 Beartooth -- appreciate the reply.

Unfortunately, father of Doof passed away 21 years ago. So I have been without him in my 30s and 40s. He died before the younger of.my 3.sons was born. And my older son was a baby when my dad died. So neither of my kids knew him. But his influence is still very strong.

Mom is still alive and I do pick her brain often.

Posted by: Doof at March 04, 2021 10:37 PM (mZUr4)

205 Ladyl, this weekend sometime?

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 04, 2021 10:38 PM (nxdel)

206 I hear you moan.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 04, 2021 10:38 PM (PUmDY)

207 163

Over the knee, but only leather. Jeez, dude. What do think?!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 04, 2021 10:38 PM (PoqRU)

208 The government should create an around-the-clock "quick reaction force"
of federal law enforcement officers or members of the National Guard at
the U.S. Capitol, a six-week security review of the Jan. 6 riot led by
retired U.S. Army Lt. Gen. Russel Honore has recommended.

When they do that - will we still have to back the military ? Or will it be OK to stop waving our flags in their honor ?

Posted by: Roll Me Away at March 04, 2021 10:38 PM (AQayC)

209 More Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/wsvx38fs

https://tinyurl.com/5dt6wrrp

https://tinyurl.com/tsz4avtk

https://tinyurl.com/yn8x9h32

https://tinyurl.com/yfhshw2y

Posted by: kbdabear at March 04, 2021 10:38 PM (qAR6u)

210 *whap* (smacks their right temple)

*whap* (smacks their left temple)

WAKE THE FVCK UP, America!

[You're welcome]

Posted by: The Burly Woodsman at March 04, 2021 10:38 PM (doAIC)

211 Gas here (Tampa area) mirrors the chart. $2.69 most places. A whopping 30% increase in a few months ths.

Texas storm may be a factor, but Bumblef*ck's demonizing fossil fuels "and all their works" is the killer

Posted by: JM in Florida at March 04, 2021 10:38 PM (HCeRP)

212 @159 (Currencies exist really due to the popularity of use. If people don't like it, it won't be used. I honestly do not get this fetish of "it needs to be backed by something".)

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It helps if there's at least one guaranteed thing that the currency in question can be used for. And for the US dollar, that one thing would be paying your taxes.

Posted by: junior at March 04, 2021 10:38 PM (PTw5h)

213
All the while prices are going up everywhere, but the XYZ adjusted inflator isn't increasing, so no inflation.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear


Well, computers and TVs are cheap!

Posted by: Psockey at March 04, 2021 10:38 PM (63Dwl)

214 Caroline Rose Giuliani, the 31-year-old estranged daughter of Rudy Giuliani, wrote in Vanity Fair on Thursday about being a 'unicorn' - enjoying sex with a couple. Giuliani said it made her more confident and helped with her depression, anxiety and lingering anorexia, describing in detail the thrill of her sexual liberation. A Los Angeles-based filmmaker, she has previously written a fierce attack on her father's politics.

Posted by: will choose a nic later at March 04, 2021 10:38 PM (r4bSV)

215 Whoops, Juanita

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 04, 2021 10:39 PM (PUmDY)

216 What did you do with Miklos ?
Posted by: JT

*makes faint tapping sound*
Posted by: Miklos, not sure where I am

Now you know how Sinatra and Elvis felt.

(Shrugs) Price of fame, buddy !

Posted by: JT at March 04, 2021 10:39 PM (arJlL)

217 Hi folks, and thank you for your welcome. I play neither chess NOR the accordion, because I can make a frightful din on my own that outclasses both. Easily.

Finally done with the soundtrack stuff with the latest video, which I will not post to the movie thread this weekend because I have lost all faith in my abilities.

Other than that, everything is fine!

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 04, 2021 10:39 PM (l9m7l)

218
I was just reading some more, and I don't really understand it all. But basically, the Fed printed about $3.5T in extra money over the last year (to deal with the pandemic). The federal govt has been running over $1T in cash balances at it's "checking account*. That number is now about $1.5T.

I remember wondering what the hell they were doing that for, thinking it was joint action with the Fed to keep the reserves low, while allowing the Fed to buy dogshit to "save the world".

Well, they're talking about winding that down, and that means $1.5T in cash is going to flood the system. If the Fed tries to pull it back, it's going to have start selling, which is going to dump mucho Ts on the market.

They are in a bind. A hell of a bind. The money printing chickens are about to come home to roost.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 04, 2021 10:40 PM (Mzdiz)

219 192 There is NOTHING like the ONT! Just sayin" this from over here at the bar...
Posted by: COMountainMarie
What did you do with Miklos ?
Posted by: JT at March 04, 2021 10:35 PM (arJlL)
*makes faint tapping sound*
Posted by: Miklos, not sure where I am at March 04, 2021 10:36 PM (QzkSJ)

Quiet, you. *kicks box*

She invited him over for tea and sammiches.

*kicks box again*
Shut it.

Posted by: BifBewalski - thermal circuit breaker at March 04, 2021 10:40 PM (VcFUs)

220 BifBewalski - thanks.for the suggestion

Posted by: Doof at March 04, 2021 10:40 PM (mZUr4)

221 Over the knee, but only leather. Jeez, dude. What do think?!
Posted by: COMountainMarie


But of course.

Classy counts.

Posted by: Miklos, cravat unruffled at March 04, 2021 10:40 PM (QzkSJ)

222 Wow. Name a currency that isn't "fiat". (Currencies exist really due to the popularity of use. If people don't like it, it won't be used. I honestly do not get this fetish of "it needs to be backed by something".)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 04, 2021 10:28 PM (49Dnm)


Point taken. "Fiat" currency is defined by the crypto community as "currency that's worth something because XYZ government says so". None of it, cryptocurrency included, is backed by anything (deletes a fifteen-page monologue on "proof of work / proof of stake" in the case of the cryptos). That said, both the USD and BTC have a lot of people who believe that they're worth something, so they're worth something.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at March 04, 2021 10:41 PM (1uBGK)

223
205 Ladyl, this weekend sometime?
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 04, 2021 10:38 PM (nxdel)


I'm driving up to my daughters's after tennis on Saturday, so that would be ideal if it works for you. Sometime between 1:00 and 3:30 eastern time?

Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 04, 2021 10:41 PM (TdMsT)

224 It's always there, even though it's only there half the time, because those times when it was gone don't feed into the pattern your subconscious is looking for.

Bullshit. I do my own little poll after poll and I hit the same damn lights Red 85% of the time!
When the burning times come, I've saved a box of 12 gauge just to go blast the damn things.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 04, 2021 10:41 PM (axyOa)

225 Damn. Ruined it with a sock fail.

Miklos rules.

Posted by: BifBewalski - sock fail at March 04, 2021 10:41 PM (VcFUs)

226 The Chandler Police Department in Arizona has released unedited body camera video from the January 2 shooting of Anthony Cano, 17, who died three weeks after being hit twice in the back. Officer Chase Bebak-Miller tried to stop Cano for riding a bicycle without a front headlight, and then opened fire after the teen reached for his gun that he had dropped.


pulled over for no light on bicycle??

Posted by: will choose a nic later at March 04, 2021 10:42 PM (r4bSV)

227 Incomplete pasta chart is incomplete.

No spaghetti-o

Posted by: Diesel Jones on the road at March 04, 2021 10:42 PM (inoFv)

228 Hi Beckoning Chasm!!!

Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 04, 2021 10:42 PM (TdMsT)

229 Whoops, Juanita
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 04, 2021 10:39 PM (PUmDY)

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Oh, Juanita.

Posted by: Barney Parney Pooh at March 04, 2021 10:42 PM (fLVm1)

230 AOP - any suggestions on a power window issue on a 2006 Toyota Highlander? Passenger side window motors (both front and back) occasionally stop working. The "fix" is to wait 10-30 seconds and try again. Window will raise an inch or so then stop again. Lather, rinse, repeat. This is occasionally. Sometimes, they open and close filly with no stopping.
Posted by: Doof at March 04, 2021 10:29 PM (mZUr4)

Most likely lubrication, or lack thereof. The window motor may contain a thermal circuit breaker that opens the circuit quickly if the window movement stalls. That is supposed to protect the motor from burnout, and kids' necks from being severed. If you see the glass tilting forward or back as it stalls, that can throw it into a bind.

And some newer vehicles have the breaker function mediated by the body control module. It senses an spike in current draw to the window motor, and shuts it down.

Some silicone spray lube on the rubber channels in which the glass travels may help.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2021 10:42 PM (mzC78)

231 The insurrectionists create a rapid response team that is just an old guy with health problems and the government makes 1 that costs millions a year.

Posted by: zmdavid at March 04, 2021 10:43 PM (xqRaG)

232

pulled over for no light on bicycle??
Posted by: will choose a nic later at March 04, 2021 10:42 PM (r4bSV)

There are rules of the road.

Posted by: BifBewalski - points upthread at March 04, 2021 10:43 PM (VcFUs)

233 When they do that - will we still have to back the military ? Or will it be OK to stop waving our flags in their honor ?

Posted by: Roll Me Away at March 04, 2021 10:38 PM (AQayC)

Note that neither of the groups in it were military, active duty.

Not sure why they seem to trust the national guard.

Cops have by number been Dem controlled for a long time.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 04, 2021 10:43 PM (eoQWY)

234 Sounds good Ladyl. I'll text first to make sure.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 04, 2021 10:43 PM (nxdel)

235 All I want in this life and time is some good clean fun.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 04, 2021 10:43 PM (PUmDY)

236 No cunilinguine jokes yet?

Im dissappointed.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at March 04, 2021 10:43 PM (n/szn)

237 I had a friend, we called Mr. Potatohead, who was quite a bit like that chief when he was drinking Scotch whisky.



Just potatohead now...

Posted by: Weirddave at March 04, 2021 10:27 PM (Kx9uu)
Funny story, then again maybe not. My grandfather ended up needing emergency brain surgery. He hit his on a cabinet door, and ended up with fluid on the brain, or some shit. Anyway they had to drill into his head a relieve the pressure. For some reason they never really did a good patch so he had a dent on top of his head that looked like it was done with a ball peen hammer. Anyway, for the few here who actually met my brother in texas you'll understand. We were at a family gathering and my brother nods in the direction of my grandfather and says "look at my man grandpa over there, he looks like Mr potato head where you snap in the hat".

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 04, 2021 10:43 PM (9Om/r)

238 I sorta hate all flash mob things. I want my buying groceries, walking in the park, waiting at a train station, events in my life to be separate from the opera, musicals, concert experiences. Does that make me the asshole?

Posted by: banana Dream at March 04, 2021 10:44 PM (OV00c)

239 234 Sounds good Ladyl. I'll text first to make sure.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 04, 2021 10:43 PM (nxdel)

Just call cuz I'll be in the car!

Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 04, 2021 10:44 PM (TdMsT)

240 All the while prices are going up everywhere, but the XYZ adjusted inflator isn't increasing, so no inflation.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear

Well, computers and TVs are cheap!
Posted by: Psockey at March 04, 2021 10:38 PM (63Dwl)

Cheap? they're free if your hobbies include long walks in the evening and mostly peaceful protests.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 04, 2021 10:44 PM (Wm5SB)

241 He said he was originally from Zanesville and my automatic response was, "I'm sorry." My son looked at me like I was the rudest asshole on the planet, but the banker laughed and said "I know, right?"
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy

Zanesvillians have a great sense of humor. Of course they make fun of their hometown - they've been there!

Posted by: Tonypete at March 04, 2021 10:44 PM (Rvt88)

242 Hi LadyL!

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 04, 2021 10:44 PM (l9m7l)

243 Just call cuz I'll be in the car!
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist

What could possibly go wrong !

Posted by: JT at March 04, 2021 10:45 PM (arJlL)

244
Then BTC and fiat currencies such as the US Dollar are all equally fucked, unless you have physical precious metals (silver, gold, 9mm JHP, ...)
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at March 04, 2021 10:26 PM (1uBGK)

The smart investment now in the 9mm category is FMJ target ammo. Half the price of hollow points, and still makes a hole in bad guys. You can afford to shoot double the shots, or better yet, practice to become a better shot and save some of that precious asset.
Biden is going to tax the crap out of it soon, anyway.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 04, 2021 10:45 PM (sy5kK)

245
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 04, 2021 10:43 PM (9Om/r)

I laughed. I now denounce myself.

Posted by: BifBewalski - 10 pushups owed at March 04, 2021 10:45 PM (VcFUs)

246 Oh Shit, Ladyl.. lol.. yeah I'll just call.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 04, 2021 10:46 PM (nxdel)

247 Long Distance Love is a great Little Feat song.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 04, 2021 10:46 PM (PUmDY)

248 Damn. Ruined it with a sock fail.


Posted by: BifBewalski

*examines from a distance*

The sock is fine.

In days of impecunious youth, I was a Hanes man myself.

Posted by: Miklos, regretting that his bespoke sock garter craftsman has retired at March 04, 2021 10:46 PM (QzkSJ)

249 192 194

If only I could lure Miklos over here..
He's a hard guy to get hold of...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 04, 2021 10:46 PM (PoqRU)

250
when I was at university a cop pulled over a dude on his bike and gave him a DUI in front of my apartment complex. The entire place was heckling the cop for arresting a guy not driving a car drunk.

he could not arrest all 15 of us giving him shit, but he wanted to.

Posted by: will choose a nic later at March 04, 2021 10:46 PM (r4bSV)

251 Damn eyes are all misty......must be the allergies

Good evening y'all!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at March 04, 2021 10:46 PM (/UQ/R)

252 {{WDS}}!!

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 04, 2021 10:47 PM (nxdel)

253 203- how they calculated unemployment numbers too.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 04, 2021 10:37 PM

Jobs created or saved...

Posted by: Moonbeam at March 04, 2021 10:47 PM (qe5CM)

254 pulled over for no light on bicycle??

It's Chandler. Cops get bored in Chandler. I lived there for 20 years, the biggest story was when a guy hit a zebra.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at March 04, 2021 10:47 PM (SchxB)

255 The thing about Fiat vs Crypto for me is pretty cut and dried. Let Crypto get too big - and those that control the Fiat currency are going to send in the guns and put a stop to it.

Posted by: Roll Me Away at March 04, 2021 10:48 PM (AQayC)

256 No cunilinguine jokes yet?

Im dissappointed.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom!

An exception to the "al dente" rule.

Posted by: Miklos, with chef's kiss at March 04, 2021 10:48 PM (QzkSJ)

257 Damn eyes are all misty......must be the allergies

Good evening y'all!
Posted by: westminsterdogshow

(Hands WDS my hankie)

I only blew my nose in it twice.

Posted by: JT at March 04, 2021 10:48 PM (arJlL)

258 Does that make me the asshole?

Posted by: banana Dream at March 04, 2021 10:44 PM (OV00c)

---
no.they are super spreader events, and should be banned.

and where the hell is your mask?

Posted by: redc1c4 (*OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated) at March 04, 2021 10:48 PM (AlaPQ)

259 was when a guy hit a zebra


like in the face? with a fist? escaped zebrea?

Posted by: will choose a nic later at March 04, 2021 10:49 PM (r4bSV)

260 Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 04, 2021 10:45 PM (sy5kK)

I just found a bunch of that 9mm stuff for 30 cents per, and I don't even own one. Good trade currency.

Posted by: clutch at March 04, 2021 10:49 PM (9UmRs)

261 Let Crypto get too big - and those that control the Fiat currency are going to send in the guns and put a stop to it.
Posted by: Roll Me Away at March 04, 2021 10:48 PM (AQayC)

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How? Regulations? Subpoenas?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 04, 2021 10:49 PM (fLVm1)

262 Marijuana will get you through hard times with hyperinflation better than hyperinflation will get you through hard times without marijuana.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 04, 2021 10:49 PM (KAi1n)

263
Had the last 2 hours of a 12 hour woke training today and the wokinister brought up how the (horrible) Republican legislature here was proposing banning trans from competing in sports in school. Meh, if feminists want to see women made second fiddle to pretend women who am I to fight them?
Posted by: Bete at March 04, 2021 10:20 PM (Ojki1)

Bete, honest question, how do you keep your mouth shut and take this insanity? I'd guess that they want you to participate, and I would just grunt or nod. The instructor would out me as being a conservative non-GOPe within the first hour. I don't think I could stay quiet all day.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 04, 2021 10:50 PM (sy5kK)

264 I saw Impecunious Youth open for Filthy Lucre in London once.

Posted by: callsign claymore at March 04, 2021 10:50 PM (w8zeF)

265 Oh, and the EFF BEE EYE is running point on it. Don't believe me? Have you been paying attention to the dozens who have been arrested or questioned about just being IN DC on 1/6? If there was some corresponding level of arrests during last summer's riots, then I could say the EFF BEE EYE was legitimate. But they didn't do that, proof the EFF BEE EYE is just the strong arm of the CCP/Elite/Democrat cabal.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 04, 2021 10:32 PM (sy5kK)
---
They said that Garland is going after the NRA.

Posted by: Axeman at March 04, 2021 10:50 PM (Eicbe)

266 Jewels, my dear! I did write a review! If any of you have not shopped at Jewels store......you are missing out!

Glad to see that the old guy got adopted

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at March 04, 2021 10:50 PM (/UQ/R)

267 I kinda like flash mobs. I'd never participate myself. I like to blend into the scenery. But I enjoy absurdity and whimsy.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 04, 2021 10:50 PM (H5knJ)

268 Damn. I so love this pile of people. You guys really are the best!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 04, 2021 10:50 PM (PoqRU)

269 and where the hell is your mask?
Posted by: redc1c4

masks

Posted by: Karenwaffe Uber-Karen at March 04, 2021 10:50 PM (QzkSJ)

270 Oh! Before I forget! I wore a bracelet I made for myself today. When I got back to the car I noticed it wasn't on my wrist. I was slightly pissed but oh well but then it dawned on me this had a magnetic clasp. If anyone has had an issue please let me know!!! I think these clasps are sort of wimpy. I didn't know until now. Thankfully I found it in my car so it fell off before I even got out. I will replace it for you.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 04, 2021 10:50 PM (nxdel)

271 Damn. I so love this pile of people. You guys really are the best!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 04, 2021 10:50 PM (PoqRU)

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This is getting creepy.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 04, 2021 10:51 PM (fLVm1)

272 We were at a family gathering and my brother nods in the direction of my grandfather and says "look at my man grandpa over there, he looks like Mr potato head where you snap in the hat".
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 04, 2021 10:43 PM (9Om/r)


Heh.
Met a soldier at Ft Lewis who got nailed by an IED. Huge dent in his head. The troop had a great attitude and sense of humor. Still got dizzy at times but a wonderful dude.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 04, 2021 10:51 PM (axyOa)

273
I need to get back up to speed on some of this shit, but that giant pile of impending cash flood likely had something to do with the T repo market fuckup I was talking about above.

They are in cloud cuckoo land of monetary and fiscal policy now. They have no idea what the fuck they're doing -- they've pushed things so far out of the envelope of experience, they have no idea what will happen, or how to try to fix things when it does happen.

There is one hell of a clusterfuck shitstorm coming. When, I don't know. I think they've kicked the can about as far down the road as they can.

And note the MSM and Big Tech ButtBook Newz are saying nothing about this shit.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 04, 2021 10:51 PM (Mzdiz)

274 like in the face? with a fist? escaped zebrea?

With a Cadillac SUV, at 3 in the morning. Zebra had escaped from the "Ostrich Festival" where it was on display.

Driver was OK, neither the zebra or the SUV survived.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at March 04, 2021 10:51 PM (SchxB)

275 You know we're going to be laughing our asses off one day when ya'll come begging for someone to re-shoe your car.

Posted by: Amish Country at March 04, 2021 10:52 PM (KAi1n)

276 clutch......you found 9mm at .30? Where.

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at March 04, 2021 10:52 PM (/UQ/R)

277 "Goodbye Riley"

Story should have ended like this:

Then Joy heard another voice, new but strangely familiar, from somewhere overhead.

"No, Joy, you stay. You see, you get to go with her."

Posted by: MW at March 04, 2021 10:52 PM (gWtVa)

278 Last Record Album is amazing

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 04, 2021 10:52 PM (PUmDY)

279 WDS I did see your review and thank you dear so much!! Yeah.. old Joe goes to his new home tomorrow. We got another sweetheart. A dachshund named Jenny.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 04, 2021 10:52 PM (nxdel)

280 Great stuff forgotten, put into a single paragraph because of The New Rules.

"The dream to awaken our world." "You're out of control." "I take control." "Whose side are you on?" "I take no side" "You're skating the edge." "I am the edge." "What you truly want, only I can give." "You can't give it, you can't even buy it, and you just don't get it." [Eyelashes trap fly.]

I would love to be able to create something as unique and memorable. No one has done anything that awesome for a long, long time.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 04, 2021 10:52 PM (l9m7l)

281 250- when I was at university a cop pulled over a dude on his bike and gave him a DUI in front of my apartment complex. The entire place was heckling the cop for arresting a guy not driving a car drunk.
Posted by: will choose a nic later at March 04, 2021 10:46 PM

When I was a kid, the base commander, who was a notorious jerk, caught me riding my bike on the sidewalk in front of the base chapel. He had an AP take me to the police station. My dad had to come pick me up. I lived in dread that my dad was going to come home one day with his stripes ripped off his shirt sleeves.

Posted by: Moonbeam at March 04, 2021 10:52 PM (qe5CM)

282 Damn. I so love this pile of people. You guys really are the best!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 04, 2021 10:50 PM (PoqRU)

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This is getting creepy.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

Miklos musta been driving a bus !

Posted by: JT at March 04, 2021 10:52 PM (arJlL)

283 Evening.

Speaking of comics, anyone ever read Maus? Much as I enjoy comics, they usually only ever achieve a sort of middle brow level of art. Maus is really one of exceedingly few books that achieves the level of real honest to goodness *art*.

Posted by: Robert at March 04, 2021 10:53 PM (ZckKf)

284 I so love this pile of people. You guys really are the best!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 04, 2021 10:50 PM (PoqRU)

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This is getting creepy.
Posted by: Cicero


I'm just glad to be called a pile of...people.

Posted by: Miklos likes a change now and again at March 04, 2021 10:53 PM (QzkSJ)

285 Let's not be hasty, Cicero. COMountainMarie clearly has excellent judgment.

Posted by: callsign claymore at March 04, 2021 10:53 PM (w8zeF)

286 Thanks JT

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at March 04, 2021 10:53 PM (/UQ/R)

287
zebra would be easier to see than a black angus at 3am


I was told those are imposible to see untill last minute

Posted by: will choose a nic later at March 04, 2021 10:53 PM (r4bSV)

288 >>> 273
I need to get back up to speed on some of this shit, but that giant pile of impending cash flood likely had something to do with the T repo market fuckup I was talking about above.

They are in cloud cuckoo land of monetary and fiscal policy now. They have no idea what the fuck they're doing -- they've pushed things so far out of the envelope of experience, they have no idea what will happen, or how to try to fix things when it does happen.

There is one hell of a clusterfuck shitstorm coming. When, I don't know. I think they've kicked the can about as far down the road as they can.

And note the MSM and Big Tech ButtBook Newz are saying nothing about this shit.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 04, 2021 10:51 PM (Mzdiz)

Just for giggles, I ought to start saving some of the reports from some "analysts" I follow for amusement, to see if a single one predicts any problems accurately...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 04, 2021 10:53 PM (TK8Ry)

289 I laughed. I now denounce myself.

Posted by: BifBewalski - 10 pushups owed at March 04, 2021 10:45 PM (VcFUs)

Thats ok, I have been laughing at that for 20 years.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 04, 2021 10:53 PM (9Om/r)

290
Let Crypto get too big - and those that control the Fiat currency are going to send in the guns and put a stop to it.


Posted by: Roll Me Away at March 04, 2021 10:48 PM (AQayC)



How? Regulations? Subpoenas?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 04, 2021 10:49 PM (fLVm1)


By however way they wish. They'll make up a justification later. No modern nation state is going to tolerate people ignoring their sanctioned currency - in favor of a coin they don't control - for very long.

Posted by: Roll Me Away at March 04, 2021 10:54 PM (AQayC)

291 {{{WDS}}}!!!

Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 04, 2021 10:54 PM (TdMsT)

292 Miklos musta been driving a bus !
Posted by: JT

Porcelain!

Posted by: Miklos can also yawn in Technicolor at March 04, 2021 10:54 PM (QzkSJ)

293 Caroline Rose Giuliani, the 31-year-old estranged daughter of Rudy Giuliani, wrote in Vanity Fair on Thursday about being a 'unicorn' - enjoying sex with a couple. Giuliani said it made her more confident and helped with her depression, anxiety and lingering anorexia, describing in detail the thrill of her sexual liberation. A Los Angeles-based filmmaker, she has previously written a fierce attack on her father's politics.
Posted by: will choose a nic later at March 04, 2021 10:38 PM (r4bSV)

Hmmm... A stunned POC.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2021 10:54 PM (mzC78)

294 264 I saw Impecunious Youth open for Filthy Lucre in London once.
Posted by: callsign claymore at March 04, 2021 10:50 PM (w8zeF)

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Flag on the comment.

*judges confer*

To invoke the "I saw" meme one must state that it was the opening act, specify an authentic venue, and provide a year for the performance.

*two comment penalty*

Posted by: The AoSHQ Comment Propriety Review Referee at March 04, 2021 10:55 PM (fLVm1)

295 Miklos musta been driving a bus !
Posted by: JT

Porcelain!
Posted by: Miklos can also yawn in Technicolor

ew

Posted by: JT at March 04, 2021 10:55 PM (arJlL)

296 Jewells - my AOS keychain arrived in great shape. Thank you for making it!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 04, 2021 10:55 PM (joJfO)

297 279 WDS I did see your review and thank you dear so much!! Yeah.. old Joe goes to his new home tomorrow. We got another sweetheart. A dachshund named Jenny.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 04, 2021 10:52 PM (nxdel)


I forgot to review my last purchases! I'll try to remember to do that tomorrow!

Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 04, 2021 10:55 PM (TdMsT)

298 I see. Keepin' it real!

Posted by: Doof at March 04, 2021 10:31 PM (mZUr4)



Speaking of keeping it real, Comedy Central started playing Chappelle's Show from episode 1. I happened on it just as they were playing the Clayton Bigsby skit.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at March 04, 2021 10:55 PM (ZSK0i)

299 All that you dream

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 04, 2021 10:55 PM (PUmDY)

300 {{{{Ladyl}}}}

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at March 04, 2021 10:56 PM (/UQ/R)

301 "Krogers." That's so...
Quaint.
Posted by: David Brooks at March 04, 2021 10:15

Well you pompous traitorus azzhole...most the America I live in would be considered "quaint" by you and your kind. And we just kinda like it that way, so leave us the F..k alone.

Posted by: Farmer at March 04, 2021 10:56 PM (PzqA/)

302 Thanks JT
Posted by: westminsterdogshow

Posted by: JT at March 04, 2021 10:56 PM (arJlL)

303 Speaking of comics, anyone ever read Maus? Much as I enjoy comics, they usually only ever achieve a sort of middle brow level of art. Maus is really one of exceedingly few books that achieves the level of real honest to goodness *art*.

I know I "had" a copy. It may have gotten destroyed when the shed at the cheap apartment I was living in flooded and wiped out most of my "graphic art collection" (comic books). But that's been at least 30 years, and what survived has been in a box ever since.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at March 04, 2021 10:56 PM (SchxB)

304 Pile of people...
Gaggle of geese...

Other alliterations to describe multiple of a species???

Posted by: Doof at March 04, 2021 10:56 PM (mZUr4)

305 Posted by: David Brooks

How did I miss the human anal swab posting here?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at March 04, 2021 10:57 PM (SchxB)

306 Posted by: Miklos can also yawn in Technicolor

ew
Posted by: JT

Only for Special Occasions

Posted by: Miklos, still recalling the carefree days of yoot at March 04, 2021 10:57 PM (QzkSJ)

307 The smart investment now in the 9mm category is FMJ target ammo. Half the price of hollow points, and still makes a hole in bad guys. You can afford to shoot double the shots, or better yet, practice to become a better shot and save some of that precious asset. Biden is going to tax the crap out of it soon, anyway.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 04, 2021 10:45 PM (sy5kK)


I always see FMJ tagged as "range/practice" ammo and JHP as "self-defense", but thinking about it some more, I would not wish to be on the receiving end of either.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at March 04, 2021 10:57 PM (1uBGK)

308 A debt apocalypse might be better than people might think.

Yeah it would hurt and hurt only the poor but it would most likely ruin the Democrats ability to get elected forevermore. Probably the Republicans too.

When a gov defaults a whole lot of things change. Some for the good.

Let's not forget that the debt number is just that; a number. And the people that are owed are not exactly the salt of the earth. Plus they made money for all the years AND their money was protected in a way that no bank could ever do. They used that money/credit for real goods.

And almost all the money we spent came directly or indirectly back to most of us in some manner. Sure the rich got richer but they had to pay someone to mow their lawn and clean their clothes and make their jets and automobiles.

It's not a zero sum game in that a functioning economy is a plus for everyone involved. The only people who get hurt are those who cannot participate fully or who are unwilling to do so.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 04, 2021 10:57 PM (LyEz9)

309
The greatest threat governments fear is some instrument whereby wealth could be really stored that they couldn't touch or control. Some thing where you could store real value and it would not change.

If such a thing existed, it would be the most dangerous contraband in the world. They would kill you right then there to stop you from having.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 04, 2021 10:57 PM (Mzdiz)

310 Here's the link to the EIA's price of gas in the US: https://www.eia.gov/petroleum/gasdiesel/

We're 29 cents higher Monday than we were a year ago, and the increase in the difference between today and a year ago is accelerating. The chart updates every Monday, so be sure to check it out at the end of the business day, Monday.

Posted by: Blor Utar, from Zimtok-5 at March 04, 2021 10:57 PM (xxG/v)

311 Pile of people...
Gaggle of geese...

Other alliterations to describe multiple of a species???
Posted by: Doof at March 04, 2021 10:56 PM (mZUr4)

Multitude of morons

Posted by: Diogenes at March 04, 2021 10:58 PM (axyOa)

312 How? Regulations? Subpoenas?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 04, 2021 10:49 PM (fLVm1)

By however way they wish. They'll make up a justification later. No modern nation state is going to tolerate people ignoring their sanctioned currency - in favor of a coin they don't control - for very long.

Posted by: Roll Me Away at March 04, 2021 10:54 PM (AQayC)

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The major attraction of crypto is that it's completely decentralized and beyond the reach of govt regulation or investigation. They can nibble around the edges but if you can keep your dealings within crypto, its invulnerable to government meddling.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 04, 2021 10:58 PM (fLVm1)

313 Pile of people...
Gaggle of geese...

Other alliterations to describe multiple of a species???
Posted by: Doof

Kampfgruppe of Karens

Posted by: Alliterative Miklos at March 04, 2021 10:58 PM (QzkSJ)

314 I just found a bunch of that 9mm stuff for 30 cents per, and I don't even own one. Good trade currency.

Posted by: clutch at March 04, 2021 10:49 PM (9UmRs)

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e-mail me the 411, please... e-mail addy in nick.

Posted by: redc1c4 (*OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated) at March 04, 2021 10:58 PM (AlaPQ)

315 Shells are the best pasta shape, the best!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 04, 2021 10:58 PM (EZebt)

316 How? Regulations? Subpoenas?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 04, 2021 10:49 PM (fLVm1)
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The beauty of controlling the Government (DOJ) and an army of thugs (Antifa, BLM, etc.) is that if your enemies do something illegal you arrest and prosecute them. If they don't do something illegal, you send in the goon squad, with the understanding that your goons won't be pursued by the authorities.

Posted by: zmdavid at March 04, 2021 10:59 PM (xqRaG)

317 about being a 'unicorn' - enjoying sex with a couple. Giuliani said it made her more confident and helped with her depression, anxiety and lingering anorexia, describing in detail the thrill of her sexual liberation.

And Rudy finds her troublesome?

Shocking that.

Let's add in some sexual deviance to counterbalance my other mental illnesses. That should help!!

Posted by: Tonypete at March 04, 2021 10:59 PM (Rvt88)

318 Jewells - my AOS keychain arrived in great shape. Thank you for making it!

Well shit.. thanks for buying it!!

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 04, 2021 10:59 PM (nxdel)

319 189 Gas up here in western Washington 35 cents since the election.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 04, 2021 10:34 PM (axyOa)
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More than that.
Costco gas Tukwila store that was $2.37 a gallon on election day, a couple days ago was $2.95. Most of the other stations are topping $3.05.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 04, 2021 10:59 PM (sy5kK)

320 Multitude of morons
Posted by: Diogenes

multitood

Posted by: Miklos, applying the No True Moron logical fallacy at March 04, 2021 10:59 PM (QzkSJ)

321 Pile of people...
Gaggle of geese...

Other alliterations to describe multiple of a species???


A demon of democrats?

Or is that a democrat of demons?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at March 04, 2021 11:00 PM (SchxB)

322 about being a 'unicorn' - enjoying sex with a couple.

A couple of what ?

Posted by: JT at March 04, 2021 11:00 PM (arJlL)

323 I forgot to review my last purchases! I'll try to remember to do that tomorrow!

*makes note to text Ladyl tomorrow*

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 04, 2021 11:00 PM (nxdel)

324 292

Can you actually drive a bus? 'Cause you can 'drive' my bus anytime...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 04, 2021 11:00 PM (PoqRU)

325 Speaking of keeping it real, Comedy Central started playing Chappelle's Show from episode 1. I happened on it just as they were playing the Clayton Bigsby skit.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at March 04, 2021 10:55 PM (ZSK0i)
========

That is high quality humor right there.

"Clayton, why did you divorce your wife?"
"Cuz she's a n***er lover"

Posted by: Doof at March 04, 2021 11:01 PM (mZUr4)

326 Texas twister is a good post Lowell George song

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 04, 2021 11:01 PM (PUmDY)

327 Other alliterations to describe multiple of a species???
Posted by: Doof at March 04, 2021 10:56 PM (mZUr4)

A plethroa of Platypusses (platypi?)
A mosh of moose
A spaz of spiders
A gross of grasshoppers
A squirm of squid.

I need to walk away lest I go on all night.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Unassuming Gentleman at March 04, 2021 11:01 PM (x8Wzq)

328 A protoplasm pile of people.

Posted by: Axeman at March 04, 2021 11:01 PM (Eicbe)

329 Well, the ref sure read the riot act to that callsign claymore guy. Whoever who is.

Posted by: absolutely not callsign claymore at March 04, 2021 11:01 PM (w8zeF)

330 pulled over for no light on bicycle??

It's Chandler. Cops get bored in Chandler. I lived there for 20 years, the biggest story was when a guy hit a zebra.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at March 04, 2021 10:47 PM (SchxB)

I don't want to be that guy in the Suburban that runs over a teenager on a bike because the bike was invisible from not showing any lights. If the dumb-ass kid is angling for a Darwin award, I'd sooner it be suicide by cop than suicide by Peon-mobile.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2021 11:01 PM (mzC78)

331 Okay.. I'm off to bed. Stay safe ya'll and keep praying for our country.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 04, 2021 11:01 PM (nxdel)

332 Can you actually drive a bus? 'Cause you can 'drive' my bus anytime...
Posted by: COMountainMarie

Tickled Pink - is zat you?

Posted by: Tonypete at March 04, 2021 11:01 PM (Rvt88)

333 shitton of sheeple

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 04, 2021 11:01 PM (H5knJ)

334
The US govt. will never default. It will inflate the dollar to zero before it does that.

But won't the Fed stop that, isn't the Fed supposed to prevent wanton printing? In theory supposedly, but if they opposed it, they'd just do away with them and take over the printing directly (think AOC in charge of monetary policy).

They'd just put a gun to the head of anyone who opposed them.

They will try to keep the checks flowing, and will start direct, wanton money creation if they have to, with the Fed bulldozed.

That is the end game and a fate that is just about sealed now. We've crossed the horizon.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 04, 2021 11:01 PM (Mzdiz)

335 Tickled Pink - is zat you?
Posted by: Tonypete

You just read my mind.

Posted by: JT at March 04, 2021 11:02 PM (arJlL)

336 'Night, Jewells

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Unassuming Gentleman at March 04, 2021 11:02 PM (x8Wzq)

337 Good sleep everyone.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 04, 2021 11:03 PM (l9m7l)

338 A Doom of Democrats.

Posted by: Axeman at March 04, 2021 11:03 PM (Eicbe)

339
Kampfgruppe of Karens
Posted by: Alliterative Miklos at March 04, 2021 10:58 PM (QzkSJ)

a Murder of Crows.
a Scold of Karens.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 04, 2021 11:03 PM (sy5kK)

340 More than that.
Costco gas Tukwila store that was $2.37 a gallon on election day, a couple days ago was $2.95. Most of the other stations are topping $3.05.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

Sheesh.
I like my Costco! A few more taxes in king county?

Posted by: Diogenes at March 04, 2021 11:03 PM (axyOa)

341
*makes note to text Ladyl tomorrow*
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 04, 2021 11:00 PM (nxdel)


I'd do it right now, but I don't remember the password, and my book of passwords is downstairs!

Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 04, 2021 11:03 PM (TdMsT)

342 Can you actually drive a bus? 'Cause you can 'drive' my bus anytime...
Posted by: COMountainMarie


This might be more of a customized van situation.

Posted by: Miklos, thinking shag carpet at March 04, 2021 11:04 PM (QzkSJ)

343 The major attraction of crypto is that it's completely decentralized and
beyond the reach of govt regulation or investigation. They can nibble
around the edges but if you can keep your dealings within crypto, its
invulnerable to government meddling.


You believe that ? Well then, have at it. I don't think there is a damn thing the government can't touch within the confines of our borders, and quite a bit they can touch outside them. They're not stupid - they cranked down on foreign banking during Obama. They're hitting crypto now. Guaranteed.

Posted by: Roll Me Away at March 04, 2021 11:04 PM (AQayC)

344 Good night, Jewells!

Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 04, 2021 11:04 PM (TdMsT)

345 308 A debt apocalypse might be better than people might think.

Yeah it would hurt and hurt only the poor but it would most likely ruin the Democrats ability to get elected forevermore. Probably the Republicans too.

When a gov defaults a whole lot of things change. Some for the good."

just remember the real world cost - everybody living off of social security starves and dies.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 04, 2021 11:04 PM (bxPTJ)

346 I'd do it right now, but I don't remember the password, and my book of passwords is downstairs!
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist

Hmmmmm......

Posted by: JT at March 04, 2021 11:05 PM (arJlL)

347 Kampfgruppe of Karens
Posted by: Alliterative Miklos at March 04, 2021 10:58 PM (QzkSJ)

********

I like that one.

Now, what would you recommend for Congresscritters? Cesspool of Congresscritters is the best I can come up with - surely there are better alliterations for this one?

Posted by: Blor Utar, from Zimtok-5 at March 04, 2021 11:05 PM (xxG/v)

348 That is high quality humor right there.

"Clayton, why did you divorce your wife?"
"Cuz she's a n***er lover"

Posted by: Doof at March 04, 2021 11:01 PM (mZUr4)



Yep! They just finished Ep. 1.3 with Sheila and her big old t*tties. Now we're on to Ep. 1.4, "Reparations and Ny Boobs and it has Joe Rogan in it.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at March 04, 2021 11:05 PM (ZSK0i)

349 You keep talking like that, Tom, Andrew Cuomo's gonna show up and start masturbating.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 04, 2021 11:06 PM (H5knJ)

350 I don't want to be that guy in the Suburban that runs over a teenager on a bike because the bike was invisible from not showing any lights. If the dumb-ass kid is angling for a Darwin award, I'd sooner it be suicide by cop than suicide by Peon-mobile.

Not saying the cop was wrong, just that he had no other pressing issues to deal with. People may think it's petty, but it shows that Chandler's a fairly "safe" city if cops have time to deal with this sort of thing.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at March 04, 2021 11:06 PM (SchxB)

351 about being a 'unicorn' - enjoying sex with a couple.

A couple of what ?
Posted by: JT

Unicorns are notoriously horny.

Posted by: Miklos, and they make free Skittles at March 04, 2021 11:06 PM (QzkSJ)

352 But won't the Fed stop that, isn't the Fed supposed to prevent wanton printing? In theory supposedly, but if they opposed it, they'd just do away with them and take over the printing directly (think AOC in charge of monetary policy).

That's like saying the Supreme Court was supposed to stop the Feds from treating the Constitution like just so much toilet paper.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 04, 2021 11:06 PM (bxPTJ)

353 $4.09 premium in SoCal.

But fracking and pipelines are a thing of the past, thank goodness. I'll just fill up at that windmill over there.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 04, 2021 11:06 PM (fLVm1)

354 clutch......you found 9mm at .30? Where.
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at March 04, 2021 10:52 PM (/UQ/R)

I got some on Sunday. Swedish practice ammo, 36 rounds mounted on stripper clips, for ten dollars a box. Steel-cored plastic bullet, with a small powder charge, not enough to cycle the action. But supposedly very high velocity, and accurate for targets.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2021 11:06 PM (mzC78)

355 JT, dahlin...

Sometimes I can be real lazy...

Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 04, 2021 11:06 PM (TdMsT)

356 I ran across a few episodes of Chapelle's show on Pluto TV and they were not even bleeping the F-bombs. It was fun.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Unassuming Gentleman at March 04, 2021 11:07 PM (x8Wzq)

357 Now, what would you recommend for Congresscritters?





A Cretin of Congresscritters

Posted by: The Oxford Miklos Dictionary at March 04, 2021 11:07 PM (QzkSJ)

358 Gas was $1.59 when we moved to Texas 6 months ago. Now it's $2.39

Posted by: Weirddave at March 04, 2021 11:07 PM (6an2V)

359 342 Can you actually drive a bus? 'Cause you can 'drive' my bus anytime...
Posted by: COMountainMarie


--------

Okay, we're edging into Tickled Pink territory now.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 04, 2021 11:07 PM (fLVm1)

360 You know who would really be a good person to have as President when the US goes bankrupt?

Posted by: zmdavid at March 04, 2021 11:08 PM (xqRaG)

361 I know Joe has less brain activity than any president who wasn't just shot in the head, but before being critical of Texas and Mississippi for their mask decisions, did he do any research at all? Since Mississippi started counting Covid hospitalizations back in April, today marked their low water mark. If you can't lift some lockdown measures now, then when can you do it?

Posted by: Wally at March 04, 2021 11:08 PM (S8gsF)

362

Remember when FDR confiscated gold back during the Depression?

Same thing will happen with Bitcoin or any thing else. The "money power" rests entirely with the sovereign. That's the way it has all been and always will be. Governments and monetary systems come and go, but whoever is in charge is the one that gets to say what money is.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 04, 2021 11:08 PM (Mzdiz)

363 a Murder of Crows.
a Scold of Karens.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

A Killjoy of Karens?

Posted by: Miklos, respectfully submitted at March 04, 2021 11:08 PM (QzkSJ)

364 a Murder of Crows.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 04, 2021 11:03 PM (sy5kK)

==========

Title of the first episode of season 5 of Justified. Actually "A Murder of Crowes".

Quite possibly the greatest show ever

Posted by: Doof at March 04, 2021 11:09 PM (mZUr4)

365 Okay, we're edging into Tickled Pink territory now.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 04, 2021 11:07 PM (fLVm1)

So, yeah. Not just me, then...

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Unassuming Gentleman at March 04, 2021 11:09 PM (x8Wzq)

366 JT, dahlin...

Sometimes I can be real lazy...
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist

Said the woman that plays tennis 12 times a day......

Posted by: JT at March 04, 2021 11:10 PM (arJlL)

367 Okay, we're edging into Tickled Pink territory now.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 04, 2021 11:07 PM (fLVm1)

So, yeah. Not just me, then...


Not by a long shot.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at March 04, 2021 11:10 PM (SchxB)

368 A Concern of Karen's.
A Dumpster of Democrats
A Compost Heap of Congressmen

Posted by: Axeman at March 04, 2021 11:10 PM (Eicbe)

369 So, yeah. Not just me, then...
Posted by: Pug Mahon

Hey-where, where are you guys going?

Posted by: Miklos, back to the wall at March 04, 2021 11:11 PM (QzkSJ)

370
Said the woman that plays tennis 12 times a day......
Posted by: JT at March 04, 2021 11:10 PM (arJlL)


I'm much more relaxed now, in my old age.

You didn't know me when I was addicted to running. For 25 years!

Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 04, 2021 11:11 PM (TdMsT)

371 332

I'm not sure who this pink is. However if she digs Miklos, well, what could go wrong.?

Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 04, 2021 11:11 PM (PoqRU)

372 298- Speaking of keeping it real, Comedy Central started playing Chappelle's Show from episode 1. I happened on it just as they were playing the Clayton Bigsby skit.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at March 04, 2021 10:55 PM

Are you streaming it? I just checked the listings for CC and don't see any Chappelle Shows listed.

Posted by: Moonbeam at March 04, 2021 11:11 PM (qe5CM)

373 The show "The Unicorn" on CBS features a school whose mascot is Otters. Cracks me up every time. I wonder if there are Hordelings among the writers.

Posted by: Doof at March 04, 2021 11:11 PM (mZUr4)

374 here in Texas, I got the wonderful privilege of living through 48 hours of completely unforeseen power outages. And this brings up my problem with bitcoin and all the cryptos - where does your crypto go when the power goes off and your cell phone connection dies?

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 04, 2021 11:11 PM (bxPTJ)

375 You didn't know me when I was addicted to running. For 25 years!
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist

I couldn't catch you !

Posted by: JT at March 04, 2021 11:12 PM (arJlL)

376 Title of the first episode of season 5 of Justified. Actually "A Murder of Crowes".

Quite possibly the greatest show ever
Posted by: Doof at March 04, 2021 11:09 PM (mZUr4)

I agree. I am re-watching it, yet again. Might be my 5th time through. I am toward the tail-end of the 1st season. I really think that show ran just long enough.

I love Dewey Crowe. Damon Herriman was outstanding. A really good actor.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Unassuming Gentleman at March 04, 2021 11:13 PM (x8Wzq)

377 However if she digs Miklos, well, what could go wrong.?

Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 04, 2021 11:11 PM



Posted by: Zettai, Neanderthal at March 04, 2021 11:13 PM (3o3RA)

378 where does your crypto go when the power goes off and your cell phone connection dies?
Posted by: Tom Servo

*chuckles*

*temples fingers (again)*

Posted by: Jeff B. at March 04, 2021 11:13 PM (QzkSJ)

379 Are you streaming it? I just checked the listings for CC and don't see any Chappelle Shows listed.
Posted by: Moonbeam

Lotta Chappelle on youtube.

Posted by: JT at March 04, 2021 11:13 PM (arJlL)

380
I'm not sure who this pink is. However if she digs Miklos, well, what could go wrong.?
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 04, 2021 11:11 PM (PoqRU)

NO ONE here is sure who Tickled Pink was. She sought sex advice from a fellow 'ette, and she emailed that 'ette a picture of herself. Apparently she weighed about 400 lbs.

Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 04, 2021 11:14 PM (TdMsT)

381 I ran across a few episodes of Chapelle's show on Pluto TV and they were not even bleeping the F-bombs. It was fun.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Unassuming Gentleman at March 04, 2021 11:07 PM (x8Wzq)



They aren't bleeping the N-bombs either.

I screwed up. They stopped with Ep. 1.2 and went over to that POS Daily Show with Trevor Noah.

Oh well, back to watching military tankers flying down towards and over the Texas/Mexico border along the Rio Grande. Looks like they're flying out of Altus AFB, OK.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at March 04, 2021 11:15 PM (ZSK0i)

382 serpentine

tell me about the serpentine again

Posted by: Miklosian Tactical Requirements GmbH at March 04, 2021 11:15 PM (QzkSJ)

383 Speaking of great old shows, is anyone a fan of Rumpole of the Bailey? Leo Kern as a London criminal barrister.

A classic.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 04, 2021 11:15 PM (fLVm1)

384 Night people, hanging out, looking at each other, waiting for something to happen

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 04, 2021 11:15 PM (PUmDY)

385 No kidding Miklos. But, hey honey, some of us are.still here, digging on you...at least I think so....
But what do I know...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 04, 2021 11:15 PM (PoqRU)

386 Are you streaming it? I just checked the listings for CC and don't see any Chappelle Shows listed.

Posted by: Moonbeam at March 04, 2021 11:11 PM (qe5CM)


CC finished up for the evening...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at March 04, 2021 11:16 PM (ZSK0i)

387
Sheesh.
I like my Costco! A few more taxes in king county?
Posted by: Diogenes at March 04, 2021 11:03 PM (axyOa)

the Bonnie Lake Costco seems to always have the lowest priced gas of any Costco.
South Seattle 4th Ave is the most expensive, being in the Seattle city limits.
I used to drive a lot. No longer with Inslee shutting down the economy for any non F1000 business.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 04, 2021 11:16 PM (sy5kK)

388 Remember when FDR confiscated gold back during the Depression?

Same thing will happen with Bitcoin or any thing else. The "money power" rests entirely with the sovereign. That's the way it has all been and always will be. Governments and monetary systems come and go, but whoever is in charge is the one that gets to say what money is.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 04, 2021 11:08 PM (Mzdiz)

Thing about Bitcoin, is that it is useless without the Internet connectivity to access it. That is something the regime could easily disrupt. They can try to confiscate gold, but gold is easily hidden, and quite portable, so they can never get all of it. And the more they confiscate, the more the value of the remaining free gold increases.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2021 11:17 PM (mzC78)

389 Van Halen

Light Up the Sky. Musical nostalgia.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Unassuming Gentleman at March 04, 2021 11:17 PM (x8Wzq)

390 Tips on life after 50 from the geezers around here are welcome and appreciated!
Posted by: Doof at March

Is your dad still alive? If so talk to him about the changes and challenges he went through at this age going forward. Same for your mom. Learn everything you can about their parents and siblings. In short get as much info now as possible. It will help you now and later when questions and thoughts arise after they are gone.
Posted by: Beartooth at March 04, 2021 10:28

Happy Birthday Doof. I couldn't come up w/ any wise advice so I'll just second Beartooth's, that's damn good advice.

Posted by: Farmer at March 04, 2021 11:17 PM (PzqA/)

391 I saw one episode of The Unicorn on CBS. I felt embarrassed for Goggins and Cordray.

Posted by: Axeman at March 04, 2021 11:17 PM (Eicbe)

392 publius, yes.

Plus, Bitcoin zealots haven't thought it through -- Bitcoin hinges on Internet access and a working power grid.

Texas came extremely close to a catastrophic grid down event, man. Fat lot of good crypto would do us then.

Posted by: callsign claymore at March 04, 2021 11:18 PM (w8zeF)

393 I agree. I am re-watching it, yet again. Might be my 5th time through. I am toward the tail-end of the 1st season. I really think that show ran just long enough.

I love Dewey Crowe. Damon Herriman was outstanding. A really good actor.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Unassuming Gentleman at March 04, 2021 11:13 PM (x8Wzq)
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I've watched it 3x. Trying to get my 21 year old son to watch it. With me, of course!

Are you by chance a fan of the band INXS? Damon Herriman played their manager in a 2 part movie about the band. It originally aired on Australian TV. Then Showtime here in the US. Its now on Amazon Prime (I know - yuck). It's called "INXS - Never Year US Apart". Mrs Doof and I have watched it twice and recommend it highly

Posted by: Doof at March 04, 2021 11:18 PM (mZUr4)

394
Everyone remembers this for the show-stealing Prince solo, but the whole thing was dope. And I hate the Beatles, except for Harrison.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SFNW5F8K9Y

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 04, 2021 11:19 PM (3lW9V)

395 383 "Speaking of great old shows, is anyone a fan of Rumpole of the Bailey? Leo Kern as a London criminal barrister. A classic."

Got the series in a box set. It is a classic.

Posted by: MW at March 04, 2021 11:19 PM (gWtVa)

396 382 serpentine



tell me about the serpentine again

serpentine, you say? https://youtu.be/_ft5Gkmoh3Y about 1:12

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at March 04, 2021 11:19 PM (5br8a)

397 where does your crypto go when the power goes off and your cell phone connection dies?

That's what has me re-examining everything regarding wealth. I haven't bought a stock since TARP - because that's when I saw that game as rigged. Haven't bought real estate because, contrary to what I used to think, it doesn't matter that they aren't making more dirt. Government controls it all - we just pay to each other for the right to rent it from Uncle Sam.

I've been taught, during Corona, that just piling cash is also a waste of time. It's changed my entire thinking about everything related to money. It's also settled my opinion about most people working in the finance industry - they mostly ain't to be trusted.

Posted by: Roll Me Away at March 04, 2021 11:19 PM (AQayC)

398 Day people going blind, night people doing fine

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 04, 2021 11:20 PM (PUmDY)

399 Kampfgruppe of Karens
Posted by: Alliterative

Nicht schlecht! Ganz gut! However, there's a bit of an oxymoron here because a Kampfgruppe is a "battle group", meaning an ad-hoc grouping of different kinds of smaller units. So, you'd have some Karens, but also some Darrens and whatever other noxious types are out there. A battle unit of just Karens would be more appropriately called a Karen Korps, with any specialty designation following in parens: XX Karen Fliegerkorps (broomstick).

Posted by: SFGoth at March 04, 2021 11:21 PM (KAi1n)

400 serpentine, you say? https://youtu.be/_ft5Gkmoh3Y about 1:12
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda

Harosho!

Posted by: Miklos, too lazy to do Cyrillic at March 04, 2021 11:21 PM (QzkSJ)

401 we'll be treated to another Roe or Obergefell type decision from SCOTUS forcing the liberal position on the entire country.

As I've posted before, the inevitable end is that there are no women's sports, because they are inherently discriminatory and sexist. The logical conclusion is that all sports are coed, and if there are some with two X chromosomes who can't make the basketball team, then so be it. (There are two other logical conclusions: Diana Moon Glampers-style handicapping of all athletes to equalize their potential (sort of like weights on a racehorse) and a rigid quota system (e.g., all basketball teams will consist of 3 XX's and 2 XY's in two random quarters and 2 XX's and 3 XY's in the other two quarters)). Pairs figure skating can be any two people, they do not have to be chromosomally different. Just completely eliminate and distinction between athletes based on sex.

After all, there aren't women's fire departments, women's police departments, and women's infantry platoons. They tell us that women are as good as men in any occupation except sports. That is a distinction that can't be justified.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 04, 2021 11:21 PM (BMmaB)

402 168 >>> What happens to Bitcoin when the power grid stops working because fossil fuels are outlawed and wind and solar aren't working? Or an EMP? Would it be wrecked worse than more conventional money?
Posted by: zmdavid at March 04, 2021 10:18 PM (xqRaG)


Then people with slide rules will be king! BWOAAA HAA HAA HAAAAAAAAA
Posted by: banana Dream at March 04, 2021 10:29 PM (OV00c)

Gresham's Law attaches as well. What is the cheaper, easier to use alternative?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 04, 2021 11:22 PM (49Dnm)

403 Sorry I forgot to say it WD.......thanks for a lovely ONT!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at March 04, 2021 11:22 PM (/UQ/R)

404 Blogger Ann Barnhardt thinks you don't own an investment, unless you can pile it in front of you and defend it with a rifle.

She has a point.

Posted by: callsign claymore at March 04, 2021 11:23 PM (w8zeF)

405 with any specialty designation following in parens: XX Karen Fliegerkorps (broomstick).
Posted by: SFGoth


With appropriate helmet hair, naturlich.

Posted by: Miklos, a grundstufe kinda guy at March 04, 2021 11:23 PM (QzkSJ)

406 403 Sorry I forgot to say it WD.......thanks for a lovely ONT!
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at March 04, 2021 11:22 PM (/UQ/R)


Yes--THANK YOU, WD.

That link to the creepy things little kids say freaked me out.

Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 04, 2021 11:24 PM (TdMsT)

407 Happy birfday Doof. Welcome to the last vestiges of "middle" age. You don't need our advice if you are happily married with childs.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 04, 2021 11:24 PM (KAi1n)

408 Happy Birthday Doof. I couldn't come up w/ any wise advice so I'll just second Beartooth's, that's damn good advice.
Posted by: Farmer at March 04, 2021 11:17 PM (PzqA/)
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Thanks, Farmer! Birthday is tomorrow. Mrs Doof and the 2 sons of Doof will treat me well. I'm a simple guy. Hopefully a nice new bottle of bourbon will be waiting for me when I awaken!

Posted by: Doof at March 04, 2021 11:24 PM (mZUr4)

409 Doof, I just hit double-nickels. Dunno what to say. Except try not to sweat the small stuff, like why your arm goes to sleep if you're not lying just so. Or why you grunt every time you stand, sit, or reach down to tie your shoes.

Or why small children grin and holler Abuelo! when you walk by. (yes, lotsa Messicans in my AO. But none of the face-tat ones - good folks, really)

I consider myself lucky. I have no back, knee, ankle, hip or shoulder issues. I do have a weird ache in my right thumb, and a bit of tennis elbow. the thumb might be gout.

And, hear me. Your lawn is not to be trodden on. Ever.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Unassuming Gentleman at March 04, 2021 11:24 PM (x8Wzq)

410 Watching Mr. Majestyk and enjoying it. I think that Katie Hill might have saved her seat in congress if she had proudly declared herself a Unicorn.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 04, 2021 11:24 PM (a4EWo)

411 FYI a quick fix for sticky power windows is silicon spray on the window felts, from an aerosol can. The stuff is available at most any auto supply store.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 04, 2021 11:25 PM (KATBx)

412 Day world is sleeping, night [eople creeping

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 04, 2021 11:25 PM (PUmDY)

413
Yeah, I'm an inveterate ingrate. Thanks, Dave.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 04, 2021 11:25 PM (3lW9V)

414 Thanks, Farmer! Birthday is tomorrow. Mrs Doof and the 2 sons of Doof will treat me well. I'm a simple guy. Hopefully a nice new bottle of bourbon will be waiting for me when I awaken!

Posted by: Doof at March 04, 2021 11:24 PM (mZUr4)



[6 pack of Ensure]

Happy Birthday!

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at March 04, 2021 11:25 PM (ZSK0i)

415 Thanks, SFGoth! The Caps are playing tomorrow night - so I know how I'll be spending 2.5 - 3 hours of my birthday!

Posted by: Doof at March 04, 2021 11:26 PM (mZUr4)

416 After all, there aren't women's fire departments, women's police departments, and women's infantry platoons. They tell us that women are as good as men in any occupation except sports. That is a distinction that can't be justified.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 04, 2021 11:21 PM (BMmaB)

what it means, practically, is that we will go to mens sports, and tranny sports, and no sports at all for actual women. And since no one wants to watch tranny sports and there's no point to watching second class semi-athletes on hormones, that'll die out. And maybe all pro sports will die out, which is just as well.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 04, 2021 11:26 PM (bxPTJ)

417 Government controls it all - we just pay to each other for the right to rent it from Uncle Sam.

Posted by: Roll Me Away at March 04, 2021 11:19 PM (AQayC)

I had a lefty for Property class in first year of law school. He taught a valuable lesson that property ownership had three attributes: 1. The right of the owner to use the property as he sees fit; 2. the tight of the owner to the fruits produced by the property (the usufruct, for a fancy term), and 3. the right to dispose of it. If the government can regulate how you use it, tax the usufruct as much as it desires, and regulate what you do with it, then it is irrelevant who has the title -- the government is actually the de facto owner. This is how modern socialism works.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 04, 2021 11:26 PM (BMmaB)

418 I think if they find you a racist, you forfeit your crypto currency. So you won't have that too worry about that in the camps.

Posted by: Axeman at March 04, 2021 11:26 PM (Eicbe)

419 AOP......Unfortunately the range we go to doesn't allow steel

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at March 04, 2021 11:27 PM (/UQ/R)

420 Blogger Ann Barnhardt thinks you don't own an investment, unless you can pile it in front of you and defend it with a rifle.

She has a point.
Posted by: callsign claymore

Only if she has a bayonet mounted.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 04, 2021 11:27 PM (KAi1n)

421 413
Yeah, I'm an inveterate ingrate. Thanks, Dave.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 04, 2021 11:25 PM (3lW9V)


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We're all invertebrates if you go back far enough.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 04, 2021 11:27 PM (fLVm1)

422 Yeah, I'm an inveterate ingrate. Thanks, Dave.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

You complaining? Get a spine.

Posted by: Joe the Jellyfish, invertebrate ingrate at March 04, 2021 11:28 PM (QzkSJ)

423 Government controls it all - we just pay to each other for the right to rent it from Uncle Sam.

Posted by: Roll Me Away

Be careful with misgendering....

Posted by: SFGoth at March 04, 2021 11:28 PM (KAi1n)

424 Pug Mahon -- appreciate the kind words. And the commiserating!

Posted by: Doof at March 04, 2021 11:28 PM (mZUr4)

425 but whoever is in charge is the one that gets to say what money is.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 04, 2021 11:08 PM (Mzdiz)

To a point. Eventually the Zimbabwean currency was destroyed and for a time the currency of Zimababwe was...the U.S. dollar.

Even the North Koreans - the DPRK!!! - tried a currency reform and the citizens of freaking NORTH KOREA told the government to pound sand.

The currency reform tried in India eight or so years ago didn't go to well, either.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 04, 2021 11:29 PM (49Dnm)

426 what it means, practically, is that we will go to mens sports, and tranny sports, and no sports at all for actual women. And since no one wants to watch tranny sports and there's no point to watching second class semi-athletes on hormones, that'll die out. And maybe all pro sports will die out, which is just as well.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 04, 2021 11:26 PM (bxPTJ)

Oh, I think it hits a lot younger than the pros. Title IX is probably unconstitutional, if things are taken to their logical conclusion because the trannies force the isue.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 04, 2021 11:29 PM (BMmaB)

427 On your way down is another amazing toussaint song

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 04, 2021 11:29 PM (PUmDY)

428 you can't have men and women on any team together. That would last until 5 minutes into the very first game when Hakeem Jones puts an elbow into Sweet Madeleines jaw and puts her into the hospital for 6 months of reconstructive surgery.

sad hard fact of life - some women have all kinds of athletic skills, but there ain't one that can take a real hit, not like a lot of men are built to.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 04, 2021 11:30 PM (bxPTJ)

429 Happy Birthday Doof. I couldn't come up w/ any wise advice so I'll just second Beartooth's, that's damn good advice.
Posted by: Farmer at March 04, 2021 11:17 PM (PzqA/)

Hiya, Farmer. You in Arizona now? What city. If you are near Phoenix or Mesa, I could meet up with you.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2021 11:31 PM (mzC78)

430 On your way down is another amazing toussaint song
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie

Allen Toussaint was quite remarkable as both musician and songwriter.

Posted by: Miklos met him a couple of times at March 04, 2021 11:31 PM (QzkSJ)

431 A'ight. off to the rack. Been working at the office again after a long stint of working at home. Still getting used to it.

Good news is tomorrow is Friday. And at my office, that means beer. I work at a very chill company.

G'night, Horde.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Unassuming Gentleman at March 04, 2021 11:31 PM (x8Wzq)

432 358 Gas was $1.59 when we moved to Texas 6 months ago. Now it's $2.39
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Not surprised. After the Harris administration announced they were going to close the Keystone, the price went up. Then Texas froze over, and the price went up again. It's not really going down swiftly. This summer's prices are going to suck. The limousine libs who oh so casually decide what the national energy policy should be have no idea how much transportation energy actually costs. Or how much transportation energy gets factored into the overall costs in the economy.

Posted by: exdem13 at March 04, 2021 11:32 PM (W+kMI)

433 Birthday is tomorrow. Mrs Doof and the 2 sons of Doof will treat me well. I'm a simple guy. Hopefully a nice new bottle of bourbon will be waiting for me when I awaken!
Posted by: Doof at March 04, 2021 11:24 PM (mZUr4)

Like, awaken in the morning and finding a dollar from the tooth fairy?
How will they get that bottle of bourbon under your pillow without you noticing?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 04, 2021 11:32 PM (sy5kK)

434 Didn't basketball used to be a "non contact" sport?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 04, 2021 11:33 PM (63Dwl)

435 On your way down is another amazing toussaint song
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 04, 2021 11:29 PM (PUmDY)
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Of late, known as the Andrew Cuomo theme.

Posted by: Axeman at March 04, 2021 11:33 PM (Eicbe)

436 Like, awaken in the morning and finding a dollar from the tooth fairy?
How will they get that bottle of bourbon under your pillow without you noticing?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 04, 2021 11:32 PM (sy5kK)

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My gal Huma is an expert. Every morning.

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary! 2016, Who Will Never Be President of the United States at March 04, 2021 11:33 PM (fLVm1)

437 The best Chapelle's Show bits are the ones with Charlie Murphy and Rick James.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 04, 2021 11:33 PM (BMmaB)

438 Hey everybody. Hey ONT! Hey WeirdDave!

I learn so much from FB. Here's a mind-blowing meme someone just posted:

"Take your age and add five years to it.

That will be your age five years from now."

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 04, 2021 11:33 PM (L2ZTs)

439 On your way down is another amazing toussaint song
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 04, 2021 11:29 PM (PUmDY)

Charlie, check out "I'm Gone" by King Biscuit Boy, recording with the Meters, and produced by Allen Toussaint.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2021 11:33 PM (mzC78)

440 Or why small children grin and holler Abuelo! when you walk by. (yes, lotsa Messicans in my AO. But none of the face-tat ones - good folks, really)

When my father last visited Korea, to see how it changed since he was stationed there eons ago, we were riding a subway and he kept trying to offer his seat to other people. The locals were adamant that he have his seat. I explained to him: "you're over 60 now, they see that, and as far as the Koreans are concerned, you keep your seat." Respect for elders and all that.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 04, 2021 11:34 PM (49Dnm)

441 Thanks, SFGoth! The Caps are playing tomorrow night - so I know how I'll be spending 2.5 - 3 hours of my birthday!
Posted by: Doof

My first hockey game - Caps in Spring of '84. I'll never forget how amazing it was when I got inside to my seat. The cold coming off the ice, the smell of the ice, how bright it was in the otherwise-darkened Cap Centre, the acoustics.... I've been to live football, baseball, basketball, and hockey and the only one I actually would rather be at is hockey. It's an experience live. There's just no way to duplicate on TV the sensory experience of Scott Stevens checking someone into next week.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 04, 2021 11:34 PM (KAi1n)

442 ou can't have men and women on any team together. That would last until 5 minutes into the very first game when Hakeem Jones puts an elbow into Sweet Madeleines jaw and puts her into the hospital for 6 months of reconstructive surgery.

sad hard fact of life - some women have all kinds of athletic skills, but there ain't one that can take a real hit, not like a lot of men are built to.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 04, 2021 11:30 PM (bxPTJ)

fire depart,ment, police department, infantry platoon . . . .

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 04, 2021 11:35 PM (BMmaB)

443 Nancy Pelosi fully supports the U.S. Constitution, when it's convenient.

Posted by: I can see the communism in your eyes at March 04, 2021 11:35 PM (VoKVv)

444 I got my wish and they're doing a public reading of the COVID relief bill on CSpan-2. How do they come up with this gobbledy-gook?

It's all amendments to existing law.

https://www.c-span.org/video/?509499-1/senate-clerks
-read-19-trillion-covid-relief-bill&live#

Posted by: zmdavid at March 04, 2021 11:35 PM (xqRaG)

445 At the bottom of the hour news, some Dem Senator just said that half of the 4 trillion already voted for WuFlu stuff has not been spent.

So obviously, they need another 1.9 trillion.

The US Congress has a stronger no-maths rule than the ONT.

Posted by: Miklos, shrugging like a Frenchman at March 04, 2021 11:35 PM (QzkSJ)

446 AOP - Thanks for the reply a little while ago. Trying to keep that 2006 Highlander going for a while. She's "only" got 126K miles on her. I'm a music lover (won't even drive 2 mins to the closest convenience store without music on) so I swapped out the factory radio for a modern one with Bluetooth and USB interfaces. Put a combo AUX/USB port in where the old cigarette lighter was. Ready to install a backup camera. Mrs Doof just doesn't understand why I won't get rid of it. As much as it is enjoyable to have a newer vehicle, it's nice to have an old beater sometimes

Posted by: Doof at March 04, 2021 11:35 PM (mZUr4)

447 The limousine libs who oh so casually decide what the national energy policy should be have no idea how much transportation energy actually costs. Or how much transportation energy gets factored into the overall costs in the economy.
Posted by: exdem13 at March 04, 2021 11:32 PM (W+kMI)

1) they don't know and more important, 2) they do not care.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 04, 2021 11:35 PM (49Dnm)

448 445 At the bottom of the hour news, some Dem Senator just said that half of the 4 trillion already voted for WuFlu stuff has not been spent.

So obviously, they need another 1.9 trillion.

Posted by: Miklos, shrugging like a Frenchman at March 04, 2021 11:35 PM (QzkSJ)

(facepalm) Oh for fuck's sake...

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 04, 2021 11:36 PM (49Dnm)

449 The locals were adamant that he have his seat. I explained to him: "you're over 60 now, they see that, and as far as the Koreans are concerned, you keep your seat." Respect for elders and all that.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 04, 2021 11:34 PM (49Dnm)

In corporate Korea they give far too much deference to age.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 04, 2021 11:36 PM (BMmaB)

450 I learn so much from FB. Here's a mind-blowing meme someone just posted:

"Take your age and add five years to it.

That will be your age five years from now."
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 04, 2021 11:33 PM (L2ZTs)

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*eyes narrow*

*jaw slackens*

*drools*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 04, 2021 11:36 PM (fLVm1)

451 The best Chapelle's Show bits are the ones with Charlie Murphy and Rick James.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 04, 2021 11:33 PM (BMmaB)
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I felt like a grade schooler laughing at "What did the five fingers say to the face?"

Posted by: Axeman at March 04, 2021 11:37 PM (Eicbe)

452 sad hard fact of life - some women have all kinds of athletic skills, but there ain't one that can take a real hit, not like a lot of men are built to.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Ann LaVerne got close. Tougher than nails.

https://is.gd/uMEN7R

Posted by: Tonypete at March 04, 2021 11:37 PM (Rvt88)

453
The best Chapelle's Show bits are the ones with Charlie Murphy and Rick James.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 04, 2021 11:33 PM (BMmaB)

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Those ones are hilarious. But, I love the one with Wayne Brady, and "Clayton Bigsby" is a classic solo-bit. There are other players, but Clayton is the show, and I practically popped a rib when I first saw it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 04, 2021 11:37 PM (3lW9V)

454 420 Blogger Ann Barnhardt thinks you don't own an investment, unless you can pile it in front of you and defend it with a rifle.
She has a point.
Posted by: callsign claymore
Only if she has a bayonet mounted.
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I like to go with an old Landsknecht saying. "The only things that you truly own is what you can carry in your arms at a dead run. If you can't do that, then it was never truly yours to begin with."

Posted by: exdem13 at March 04, 2021 11:38 PM (W+kMI)

455 How about a glass of Chateau Thames Embankment?

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 04, 2021 11:38 PM (2BZBZ)

456 Southern nights

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 04, 2021 11:38 PM (PUmDY)

457 Like, awaken in the morning and finding a dollar from the tooth fairy?
How will they get that bottle of bourbon under your pillow without you noticing?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 04, 2021 11:32 PM (sy5kK)
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I'm a heavy sleeper! Or maybe they'll just leave it on the night stand.

Posted by: Doof at March 04, 2021 11:38 PM (mZUr4)

458 Well, there's thirteen hundred and fifty two
Guitar pickers in Nashville
And they can pick more notes than the number of ants
On a Tennessee ant hill
Yeah, there's thirteen hundred and fifty two
Guitar cases in Nashville
And any one that unpacks 'is guitar could play
Twice as better than I will

Posted by: SMOD at March 04, 2021 11:39 PM (X5CsJ)

459 The locals were adamant that he have his seat. I explained to him: "you're over 60 now, they see that, and as far as the Koreans are concerned, you keep your seat." Respect for elders and all that.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 04, 2021 11:34 PM (49Dnm)

This gets a little obtuse, but back in the day a woman in Korea who was over 60 could do anything she wanted to do and everyone tolerated it. In a Confucian culture there are things you are supposed to do in every 12-year period of your life, and being a woman was so hard that by the time you'd completed your fifth 12-year cycle, you had literally made it. You deserved complete indulgence for anything you did.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 04, 2021 11:39 PM (BMmaB)

460 *drools*
Posted by: Cicero

The nice man on the phone tells me that Medicare will pay for drool buckets.

Posted by: Miklos, forgot to ask about spittoons at March 04, 2021 11:39 PM (QzkSJ)

461 exdem13, that dog'll hunt.

Posted by: callsign claymore at March 04, 2021 11:40 PM (w8zeF)

462 I like to go with an old Landsknecht saying. "The only things that you truly own is what you can carry in your arms at a dead run. If you can't do that, then it was never truly yours to begin with."
Posted by: exdem13 at March 04, 2021 11:38 PM (W+kMI)

Given the amount of times my family had to flee some random European country in the dead of night with whatever they could carry *that I know of*, I think there's a lot of wisdom in that saying.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Source of the Seas at March 04, 2021 11:40 PM (J+mig)

463 412

I can only mostly id with the night walkers (looking at you ladyl, etc. ). I kinda hang around the day folks, but I feel so much more comfortable with the night walkers.
Besides, I have a crush on a certain guy...never mind...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 04, 2021 11:40 PM (PoqRU)

464 I love all the talk about "camps". Even funnier is the idea someone is going to park me in one. That certainly would bring out the sporty aspect.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 04, 2021 11:40 PM (KATBx)

465 Damn autocucumber put a typo in my name.

Wonder how the hell long that's been there?

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at March 04, 2021 11:41 PM (J+mig)

466 Mrs Doof just doesn't understand why I won't get rid of it. As much as it is enjoyable to have a newer vehicle, it's nice to have an old beater sometimes
Posted by: Doof at March 04, 2021 11:35 PM (mZUr4)

Ten to thirty years is my comfort zone for a daily driver. Old enough that service knowledge and special tools needed are readily available in the aftermarket, and not so old that needed spare parts supplies have all but dried up.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2021 11:42 PM (mzC78)

467 SFgoth - you are so right. There is nothing like seeing hockey in person.

Altho guys are getting penalties and sometimes suspensions or fines for open ice hip checks like Scott Stevens (or Claude Lemieux) used to do regularly. I understand player safety but ya can't take all the hard hits away

Posted by: Doof at March 04, 2021 11:42 PM (mZUr4)

468 Iron gramps- totally get it...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 04, 2021 11:42 PM (PoqRU)

469 Now, what would you recommend for Congresscritters?
Cesspool of Congresscritters is the best I can come up with - surely
there are better alliterations for this one?

Posted by: Blor Utar, from Zimtok-5 at March 04, 2021 11:05 PM (xxG/v)

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a "Criminal of Congresscritters", maybe?

Posted by: redc1c4 (*OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated) at March 04, 2021 11:42 PM (AlaPQ)

470 Kinda stalkerish there Marie




Posted by: four seasons at March 04, 2021 11:42 PM (PisyI)

471 The night before high school graduation, two friends and I took a couple bottles of vodka and drove to the park across the street from the school where we proceeded to drink all night. Around 6 a.m., I wake up (in the front passenger seat) and blearily notice a police car slowly driving up. A woman comes running out of the house across the street and I hear her yell to the cops, "Officer, be easy on them. They were quiet and didn't try to drive away."

Posted by: SFGoth at March 04, 2021 11:43 PM (KAi1n)

472
One of the things I honestly love about our times is the uncertainty. In five years, maybe I'll be doing some variation of the same job I do today. Maybe I'll be standing atop a burning car, hurling stones at chained politicians performing a march of shame. Any thing is as likely as the next, now.

It gives these times a certain jois de vivre.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 04, 2021 11:43 PM (3lW9V)

473 With men's testosterone levels dropping and the consumption of soy products (a natural plant based estrogen) on the rise, it won't be long before men and women are all wimpy.

Posted by: Shipoopi at March 04, 2021 11:43 PM (1mSXP)

474 I learn so much from FB. Here's a mind-blowing meme someone just posted:

"Take your age and add five years to it.

That will be your age five years from now."


Whoa...!

Posted by: Keanu Reeves at March 04, 2021 11:44 PM (ZSK0i)

475 With men's testosterone levels dropping and the consumption of soy products (a natural plant based estrogen) on the rise, it won't be long before men and women are all wimpy.
Posted by: Shipoopi at March 04, 2021 11:43 PM (1mSXP)
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And then make sure to take their meat away.

Posted by: Axeman at March 04, 2021 11:45 PM (Eicbe)

476 Yudhishthira's Dice, we're somewhere between Idiocracy and Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome.

Posted by: callsign claymore at March 04, 2021 11:45 PM (w8zeF)

477 With men's testosterone levels dropping and the consumption of soy products (a natural plant based estrogen) on the rise, it won't be long before men and women are all wimpy.
Posted by: Shipoopi at March 04, 2021 11:43 PM (1mSXP)

I will gladly pay you next Tuesday for a hamburger today.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2021 11:46 PM (mzC78)

478 An interesting evening here at Casa New Dawn. I'd taken delivery of the new water heater on Tuesday, but didn't have the neighbor help with changeout till after dinner, today. Damn near wasn't in time, the catch-pan was full of water and tank was seeping water at the vertical seam from seven inches below the top. Which means it had water soaking the fiberglass insulation all the way up to that level under outer steel can.

HUGE pain in the ass to get the water drained, as sediment kept wanting to clog the drain valve, and we had to cure that a couple times with compressed air blowback of the drain hose. Pulled the cold water fill fitting to break a vacuum lock at the same time. Moving the emptied tank down out of the attic was still hellish, the soaked 'glass made it heavy, even while empty. New one was easier to move UP, in fact.

Made up all the plumbing joints and electrical, pressure-tested it all, drained, purged and refilled twice. Much "blackwater" at first. Beginning to end, all cleaned up, three hour job, flat. I don't think the pros would've done it any faster or more neatly. *humblebrag*

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 04, 2021 11:46 PM (QzJWU)

479 With men's testosterone levels dropping and the consumption of soy products (a natural plant based estrogen) on the rise, it won't be long before men and women are all wimpy.
Posted by: Shipoopi at March 04, 2021 11:43 PM (1mSXP)
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You commenting from that troublesome new pool hall in River City?

Posted by: Doof at March 04, 2021 11:46 PM (mZUr4)

480 Fuck. That should be "joie."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 04, 2021 11:47 PM (3lW9V)

481 Yudhishthira's Dice, we're somewhere between Idiocracy and Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome.
Posted by: callsign claymore

I just had a vision of AtC in a gyrocopter

Posted by: Miklos, and probably dispensing grenades and legal advice at March 04, 2021 11:47 PM (QzkSJ)

482 How about a glass of Chateau Thames Embankment?
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 04, 2021 11:38 PM (2BZBZ)

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Pomeroy's Plonk.

*clink*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 04, 2021 11:48 PM (fLVm1)

483 Soy meat, it's what's for dinner!

Posted by: Shipoopi at March 04, 2021 11:48 PM (1mSXP)

484 Way to go, Jim! Satisfying to do something as good as, if not better than the pros!

Posted by: Doof at March 04, 2021 11:48 PM (mZUr4)

485 A woman comes running out of the house across the street and I hear her yell to the cops, "Officer, be easy on them. They were quiet and didn't try to drive away."
Posted by: SFGoth at March 04, 2021 11:43 PM (KAi1n)


So ... did the cops go easy on you?

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at March 04, 2021 11:49 PM (1uBGK)

486 Doof: and Lida Rose is a good friend of mine.

Posted by: Shipoopi at March 04, 2021 11:49 PM (1mSXP)

487 Good for you Jim - pride in a job well done.

Finished rough wiring the master bath today while the plumber was rough plumbing. We actually managed to stay out of each other's way.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 04, 2021 11:49 PM (Rvt88)

488 Made up all the plumbing joints and electrical, pressure-tested it all, drained, purged and refilled twice. Much "blackwater" at first. Beginning to end, all cleaned up, three hour job, flat. I don't think the pros would've done it any faster or more neatly. *humblebrag*

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 04, 2021 11:46 PM (QzJWU)

Nice work, Jim. But why, oh why, did they put the water heater in the attic?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2021 11:49 PM (mzC78)

489 With men's testosterone levels dropping and the consumption of soy products (a natural plant based estrogen) on the rise, it won't be long before men and women are all wimpy.
Posted by: Shipoopi at March 04, 2021 11:43 PM (1mSXP)

I will gladly pay you next Tuesday for a hamburger today.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Somehow, I don't think "better than meat" works well on the dating apps.

Posted by: Miklos, que sera sera, if I may quote Doris Day at March 04, 2021 11:49 PM (QzkSJ)

490
Didn't basketball used to be a "non contact" sport?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


Now that LeBaron has been outed as China's Little Anal Swab, the contact has been taken to a whole 'nother level.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 04, 2021 11:50 PM (FDDEY)

491 I just had a vision of AtC in a gyrocopter
Posted by: Miklos, and probably dispensing grenades and legal advice at March 04, 2021 11:47 PM (QzkSJ)
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Already moved on from qdpsteve's selfie last night?

Posted by: Doof at March 04, 2021 11:50 PM (mZUr4)

492 473 With men's testosterone levels dropping and the consumption of soy products (a natural plant based estrogen) on the rise, it won't be long before men and women are all wimpy.
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My testosterone levels are only dropping 'cause I've hit the fifth decade and the body doesn't feel like trying to catch up to me so much.

Posted by: exdem13 at March 04, 2021 11:50 PM (W+kMI)

493 Quite possibly the greatest show ever

Posted by: Doof at March 04, 2021 11:09 PM (mZUr4)

Yep.

Posted by: ... at March 04, 2021 11:50 PM (uEbPt)

494 4e0

What Do You Want That Girl to Do
Awesome song. That guy wrote some great songs.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 04, 2021 11:50 PM (PoqRU)

495 Nice work, Jim. But why, oh why, did they put the water heater in the attic?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Hot water rises, duh

Posted by: Millenial plumber Miklos at March 04, 2021 11:51 PM (QzkSJ)

496 486 Doof: and Lida Rose is a good friend of mine.
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Is she still a good friend of yours?

Posted by: exdem13 at March 04, 2021 11:51 PM (W+kMI)

497 Somehow, I don't think "better than meat" works well on the dating apps.
Posted by: Miklos, que sera sera, if I may quote Doris Day at March 04, 2021 11:49 PM (QzkSJ)

Sounds like an ad slogan for the battery-operated boyfriend.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2021 11:52 PM (mzC78)

498 It's nearing midnight EST, Horde, so I bid you adeiu. Happy Sixth Decade, Doof!

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at March 04, 2021 11:52 PM (1uBGK)

499 Doof: and Lida Rose is a good friend of mine.
Posted by: Shipoopi at March 04, 2021 11:49 PM (1mSXP)
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Haha! So what's the story with the nic? Just a big fan of the MM movie/musical?

Posted by: Doof at March 04, 2021 11:52 PM (mZUr4)

500 Sounds like an ad slogan for the battery-operated boyfriend.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

They have usb ports to recharge nowadays AOP.

Or so I've been told.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 04, 2021 11:53 PM (Rvt88)

501 458

What a fun tune!
And it was Nashville cats...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 04, 2021 11:53 PM (PoqRU)

502 Always liked The Music Man because Harold Hill is a fun roguish protagonist, and the barbershop quartet. Grandpa was a barbershopper, and it's stayed with me over the years. The Buffalo Bills in the movie were a great group.

Posted by: exdem13 at March 04, 2021 11:53 PM (W+kMI)

503 Already moved on from qdpsteve's selfie last night?
Posted by: Doof

See what I miss if I take an ONT off?

Posted by: Miklos, reconciled to his fate at March 04, 2021 11:53 PM (QzkSJ)

504 It's nearing midnight EST, Horde, so I bid you adeiu. Happy Sixth Decade, Doof!
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at March 04, 2021 11:52 PM (1uBGK)
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Much thanks!!

Posted by: Doof at March 04, 2021 11:53 PM (mZUr4)

505 Costello had a good album with AT after katrina

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 04, 2021 11:53 PM (PUmDY)

506 Thing about Bitcoin, is that it is useless without the Internet connectivity to access it. That is something the regime could easily disrupt. They can try to confiscate gold, but gold is easily hidden, and quite portable, so they can never get all of it. And the more they confiscate, the more the value of the remaining free gold increases.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2021 11:17 PM (mzC7

Some of that gold that "escaped" confiscation under FDR was still leading to charges being filed 70 years later.

Thing about gold, it's value is almost entirely cosmetic, and if things truly go so bad that your other property and normal currencies are worthless, there aren't going to be a lot of people who care too much about some gold jewelry, or gold as an investment instrument.

And if it somehow still holds value, gold is heavy and easily detected so smuggling it or hiding it are not particularly easy things to do.

Posted by: Sjg at March 04, 2021 11:53 PM (gDSJf)

507 400 serpentine, you say? https://youtu.be/_ft5Gkmoh3Y about 1:12

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda



Harosho!

sadly, she died of cancer a few years back, so there's not going to be any more zhanna friske.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at March 04, 2021 11:54 PM (5br8a)

508 The second movie with Matthew Broderick as Harold Hill was pretty good too. It was definitely a role for him!

Posted by: exdem13 at March 04, 2021 11:55 PM (W+kMI)

509 505 Costello had a good album with AT after katrina
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 04, 2021 11:53 PM (PUmDY)

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The Abbott years were still the best.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 04, 2021 11:55 PM (fLVm1)

510 I ate farfalle tonite. Coincidence? I cook em so they are still a little hard in the center, but tender elsewhere.

Posted by: Please Place The gp In The Bag at March 04, 2021 11:56 PM (qpX6U)

511 Doof: Tried another Nic but settled on this one after seeing a reference to the movie. We had the Music Man album at my house, when I was a kid. Loved the music, and the movie.

Posted by: Shipoopi at March 04, 2021 11:56 PM (1mSXP)

512 King Biscuit Boy sings "I'm Gone". And he is, too. RIP, Richard Newell. I drank beer with him one evening in Calgary.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLvyuTbIVCU

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2021 11:57 PM (mzC78)

513 ..Nice work, Jim. But why, oh why, did they put the water heater in the attic? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2021 11:49 PM (mzC7

I wouldn't have put it there, either, but that's where they put it. The insulation here is spray foam, and in the attic it's sprayed to the underside of the roof deck, not at the joist-level. As a result, the attic is within the HVAC envelope, and hence did not freeze even after three days below freezing, outside. Living room temp got down to 40 degrees. Attic was 41~42 degrees. I had NO frozen or burst lines. Helps that it's all PEX, and the spray foam in the walls keeps it all nice and above 32f.

But I'll tellya. That catch pain with it's CONNECTED water drain was a lifesaver. Nary a drop had escaped.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 04, 2021 11:57 PM (QzJWU)

514 The second movie with Matthew Broderick as Harold Hill was pretty good too. It was definitely a role for him!
Posted by: exdem13 at March 04, 2021 11:55 PM (W+kMI)
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Matthew Broderick was (is??) an underrated actor in my opinion. Really enjoyed his character in Biloxi Blues

Posted by: Doof at March 04, 2021 11:58 PM (mZUr4)

515 Nary a drop had escaped.

Jim

But we would have, without that meddling Jim kid.

Posted by: Old Man Drops of Water at March 04, 2021 11:59 PM (QzkSJ)

516 Miklos
Never! Take an ONT off. It breaks my heart.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 04, 2021 11:59 PM (PoqRU)

517 Matthew Broderick married a horse, didn't he?

Not being judgmental or anything...

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 04, 2021 11:59 PM (fLVm1)

518 And now some fun with "Lida Rose" from the superb quartet Storm Front.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWCNiIikbFw

Posted by: exdem13 at March 05, 2021 12:00 AM (W+kMI)

519 Doof: Tried another Nic but settled on this one after seeing a reference to the movie. We had the Music Man album at my house, when I was a kid. Loved the music, and the movie.
Posted by: Shipoopi at March 04, 2021 11:56 PM (1mSXP)
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One of the coolest things about this place is the nics. I like discovering the "Why". Mine comes from a video game I used to play with my kids when they were young. 15ish years ago. Doof was one of the default player names. It made me laugh and I use it often

Posted by: Doof at March 05, 2021 12:01 AM (mZUr4)

520 517 Matthew Broderick married a horse, didn't he?

Not being judgmental or anything...
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He was just tired of being nagged about the subject.

Posted by: exdem13 at March 05, 2021 12:02 AM (W+kMI)

521 Goodnight, Horde!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at March 05, 2021 12:02 AM (SchxB)

522 Finally got a link to work. I'm gone is great

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 05, 2021 12:02 AM (PUmDY)

523 Cops and pressing issues: on "Live PD" I watched three uniforms detain/handcuff a 30 yo woman for "smelling of weed" and arrest her for a tiny roach they found in her pocket.

Drug laws, what a waste

Posted by: JM in Florida at March 05, 2021 12:02 AM (HCeRP)

524 If I weighed 330 pounds I sure as eff wouldn't be posting selfies.

Posted by: four seasons at March 05, 2021 12:02 AM (PisyI)

525 Singapore has unveiled a supersonic drone.
Expect Taiwan to be its first customer.

Posted by: Braenyard, Patriot dog, starving the beast at March 05, 2021 12:03 AM (FFFtY)

526 Thing about gold, it's value is almost entirely cosmetic, and if things truly go so bad that your other property and normal currencies are worthless, there aren't going to be a lot of people who care too much about some gold jewelry, or gold as an investment instrument.

And if it somehow still holds value, gold is heavy and easily detected so smuggling it or hiding it are not particularly easy things to do.
Posted by: Sjg at March 04, 2021 11:53 PM (gDSJf)

Its value is related to its scarcity, and its durability. It does not degrade over time. And there will always be people who covet it, so a store of gold will always have value.

And you can hide gold by disguising it as something else. Cast it into wheel weights, and paint it with gray metallic paint, and you could smuggle several ounces of it across a border no problem.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 05, 2021 12:04 AM (mzC78)

527 Night, night to you, Blanco

Posted by: Doof at March 05, 2021 12:04 AM (mZUr4)

528 If I weighed 330 pounds I sure as eff wouldn't be posting selfies.

Posted by: four seasons

If you weighed 330, it might take several pictures.

Posted by: Miklos, not looking at this logically or otherwise at March 05, 2021 12:05 AM (QzkSJ)

529 People say is bad ass

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 05, 2021 12:05 AM (PUmDY)

530 Yep, lol

Posted by: four seasons at March 05, 2021 12:05 AM (PisyI)

531 In a real disaster, say an EMP, it won't be long before food and water are the most valuable items you can have.

Posted by: JM in Florida at March 05, 2021 12:06 AM (HCeRP)

532 This gets a little obtuse, but back in the day a woman in Korea who was over 60 could do anything she wanted to do and everyone tolerated it. In a Confucian culture there are things you are supposed to do in every 12-year period of your life, and being a woman was so hard that by the time you'd completed your fifth 12-year cycle, you had literally made it. You deserved complete indulgence for anything you did.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 04, 2021 11:39 PM (BMmaB)


***reclines on chaise lounge***

Guess it's time for some of you ingrates to start peeling Momma Teresa here some grapes.

Oh, and somebody toss me a hunky cabana boy so's I can toy around with him.

I'm starting to like this "being 60" thing....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Sexy Texas Neanderthal at March 05, 2021 12:06 AM (SRRAx)

533 Matthew Broderick married a horse, didn't he?

Not being judgmental or anything...
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 04, 2021 11:59 PM (fLVm1)

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Neigh, neigh

Posted by: Doof at March 05, 2021 12:06 AM (mZUr4)

534 531 In a real disaster, say an EMP, it won't be long before food and water are the most valuable items you can have.
Posted by: JM in Florida at March 05, 2021 12:06 AM (HCeRP)

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We're headed for the beef jerky economy.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 05, 2021 12:07 AM (fLVm1)

535 And you can hide gold by disguising it as something else. Cast it into wheel weights, and paint it with gray metallic paint, and you could smuggle several ounces of it across a border no problem.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

I remember a guy who smuggled gold out of the USSR. He sold wooden pallets, but the nails were about 18 karat gold with a smudge of paint over the heads.

Posted by: Miklos, has yet additional stories at March 05, 2021 12:07 AM (QzkSJ)

536 But I'll tellya. That catch pain with it's CONNECTED water drain was a lifesaver. Nary a drop had escaped.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 04, 2021 11:57 PM (QzJWU)

I put in a catch pan with a connected drain when I installed the water heater here in the casa in Arizona.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 05, 2021 12:08 AM (mzC78)

537 We're headed for the beef jerky economy.
Posted by: Cicero (

pemmican

Posted by: Chief Miklos, drink fire water gonna make me shout at March 05, 2021 12:09 AM (QzkSJ)

538 sediment kept wanting to clog the drain valve, and we had to cure that a couple times with compressed air blowback of the drain hose.

@Jim, it's a good idea to fill the drain pan with about a quart of water once a month and let it run out to make sure the drain is clear. Add some vinegar if you've got some lying around. The worst time to find out the drain is clogged is when you need it.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 05, 2021 12:09 AM (BMmaB)

539 Doof, how do you rank the seasons of Justified?

I love all the seasons but if pushed I'd go:

1, 6, 2, 3, 4, 5

But the first four are honestly kind of interchangeable. It's hard to even come up with a favorite. In fact I probably watched Season 3 more than any other and that just happened organically.

Posted by: ... at March 05, 2021 12:09 AM (uEbPt)

540 That catch pain with it's CONNECTED water drain was a lifesaver. Nary a drop had escaped.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 04, 2021 11:57 PM (QzJWU)

I put in a catch pan with a connected drain when I installed the water heater here in the casa in Arizona.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 05, 2021 12:08 AM (mzC7

Depends on where you are, of course, but most building codes require it these days.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 05, 2021 12:10 AM (BMmaB)

541 And I believe gas prices typically sag to their lowest level during this time of year. "Summer driving season" is the most expensive time (seasonal blends add additional cost to the total). Correct? Didn't read comments, somebody who has access to/understanding of normal industry data and dynamics may have explained it all already.

There was some supply disruption due to cold wave in TX.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 05, 2021 12:11 AM (OTzUX)

542 And you can hide gold by disguising it as something else. Cast it into wheel weights, and paint it with gray metallic paint, and you could smuggle several ounces of it across a border no problem.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 05, 2021 12:04 AM (mzC7

That was one of the subjects of the first season of "Babylon Berlin."

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 05, 2021 12:12 AM (BMmaB)

543 BeefCoin

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 05, 2021 12:12 AM (63Dwl)

544 And the retiring Customs agent said, "I know you were smuggling, Jose, but I never could figure out what it was. Would you tell me now, now that I am retired, and no longer able to arrest you?"

"Sure, senor. I was smuggling wheelbarrows."

Posted by: Just the punchline at March 05, 2021 12:12 AM (mzC78)

545 526
But. Gold is useful for electronics, etc. As is copper, nickel, etc. You can collect pure pennies (copper), as well as pre-65 nickels, that can used for electronics in a situation where these metals might be scarce. Don't discount these metals as just money...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 05, 2021 12:13 AM (PoqRU)

546 One of the things the Left dispensed with under our noses and behind our backs was respect for the elderly. There's many reasons for it, one of the top obviously being that people tend more conservative as they get older.

But you see how they associated being old with being sick and being out of touch and of course, being racist. They drummed that into everyone by repetition.

I was taught to respect my elders. They had lived. They understood more about life than I did. They were wise. It doesn't mean they were *all* wise, but just in general. They had interesting stories to tell.

But the *real* reason the Left despise them so is that they are a link to the past. Which means they can tell you the truth about the past. They were there. Beyond their "cost" and "burden", that may be the real reason the Left hate them so much.

Posted by: ... at March 05, 2021 12:13 AM (uEbPt)

547 And the retiring Customs agent said, "I know you were smuggling, Jose, but I never could figure out what it was. Would you tell me now, now that I am retired, and no longer able to arrest you?"

In the 80s, Jose was in Nicaragua, in one of the Contra bands.

Posted by: Miklos Anastasio Somoza Jr. at March 05, 2021 12:15 AM (QzkSJ)

548 Back in the day it was cast into window cranks and door handles.

Oil is going up ten dollars a month till it reaches one hundred. Saudi Arabia is making a play against Biden and Iran also flirting with Puttie.

Also the Biden people have renewed their kabuki over the Kashogi thing.

Posted by: Braenyard, Patriot dog, starving the beast at March 05, 2021 12:15 AM (FFFtY)

549 that may be the real reason the Left hate them so much.
Posted by: ...

At a certain point in life, people are much more willing to call bullshit.

Posted by: Miklos raeached that age when he was six at March 05, 2021 12:17 AM (QzkSJ)

550 Doof, how do you rank the seasons of Justified?
Posted by: ... at March 05, 2021 12:09 AM (uEbPt)
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Never thought of it that way. Probably 4,6,3,2,5,1

4 is probably my favorite. The Drew Thompson storyline was so good. Had some of Art Mullen's best lines.
2 with Mags and the Bennetts is great.
5 with The "other" Crowes seemed to drag a bit.
6 was outstanding. Ending was perfect.
3 with Quarles and Limehouse was really good.
1 was very disjointed until Boyd came back into the fold.

Posted by: Doof at March 05, 2021 12:17 AM (mZUr4)

551 Hip check - the most "sporting" check in hockey - difficult, fairly safe for both parties, high risk/high reward thing going on. Maybe it's come back, but it had pretty much faded years ago, when I still attended NHL games.

DC, so, Capitals, whose captain, Rod Langway (as noted by another commenter above) was one of that last artistes of the hip check. They got Sylvain Cote in a trade or something towards the end of my fan-ship*, and though much smaller than Rod, he also was quite good with the hip check.

A beautiful play when it works. It's safe because the checked player's energy dissipates in falling/sliding on the ice; it's "sporting" because if the defenseman misses, you're gone, breakaway - and if he doesn't miss, it's a spectacular move that takes you out of the play.

DC fans back then were so ignorant they would boo hip checks on Capitals players - even though Langway was the captain of their team!

Posted by: rhomboid at March 05, 2021 12:20 AM (OTzUX)

552 ..@Jim, it's a good idea to fill the drain pan with about a quart of water once a month and let it run out to make sure the drain is clear. Add some vinegar if you've got some lying around. The worst time to find out the drain is clogged is when you need it. Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 05, 2021 12:09 AM (BMmaB)

The sediment wasn't in drain pain, it was inside the water heater tank, itself, and kept clogging up the drain-cock valve. I had a hose going from that valve, out of the attic scuttle and into the laundry room off of the hallway, going into the washing machine drain receptacle. Made it very easy to monitor drain flow and a safe way to move the water out of the house. We kept alternating 90psi air pressure up through that hose and down through the opened-up cold water fill atop the old water heater. Kept things agitated enough so as to drain the tank, even though we couldn't get at the soaked fiberglass insulation. So, still pretty damn heavy.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 05, 2021 12:21 AM (QzJWU)

553 The worst time to find out the drain is clogged is when you need it.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 05, 2021 12:09 AM (BMmaB)
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Learned that the hard way about 5 years ago. Water shooting out of the furnace/compressor unit. Basement carpet soaked about a foot radius from the utility closet

Posted by: Doof at March 05, 2021 12:21 AM (mZUr4)

554 sad hard fact of life - some women have all kinds of athletic skills, but there ain't one that can take a real hit, not like a lot of men are built to.
Posted by: Tom Servo



That's not what women are for, and most men know that. Now if we can just convince all these young women that they aren't meant for that, and just how much they are privileged to be women and should cherish and embrace their femininity, the closer we will get to a just and pleasant freedom once again.

I was athletic, but I was also a lady (still am, I think), and would never consider beating hell out of another woman or going into combat.

There may have been times I offered to go outside and pull tits with some idiot, but that's not at all the same thing.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 05, 2021 12:23 AM (N5Tno)

555 Posted by: Doof at March 05, 2021 12:17 AM (mZUr4)

Interesting. Intellectually I have to say the Mags season is the "best" just because it's such a tight story.

I actually liked 1 because the show was finding it's feet. Lots of killing and just so many great lines. The bottle episode with the hostage situation at the office is so good. The pilot is amazing, and then everything after Boyd picks up. The final shot of that season when Boyd drives off is pure fire.

6 is amazing. I liked the story, the characters, the villains, the cat and mouse between Raylan and Boyd, and the way they wrapped up the show as you said, was perfection. No show in history has a better Pilot and Finale combo.

I liked 5 better by the time I rewatched a few times. When you realize Wendy is the main character of that story, sort of like Loretta in 2, it changes things.

Every season seems to pick up in the second half, which is really how any good story goes.

Posted by: ... at March 05, 2021 12:25 AM (uEbPt)

556 Oh, yeah, the *.

Had a partial plan with a few other guys. About 10 games a year. We'd pick the games where the opposing team was of interest - Kings because Wayne, Detroit because russkis, etc.

One season, about the 5th game (February, I think), game against Toronto. Doug Gilmour was a pretty interesting player, little guy who really could carry a team and change a game. Anyway, middle of the game, 2nd period, both teams were clearly exhausted (there was a flu outbreak affecting both, as I recall), were just mailing (or dumping) it in. Climbing over the boards slower than I do, now.

A few of us had a simultaneous epiphany. The season was way too long, far too many games, quality/importance of each game greatly diluted (as today). We just looked at each other, and one guy said "I don't think I'm doing the partial plan next year", and we all agreed.

I did get a decent flow of free tickets from friends, lobbyists, etc., so giving up our plan wasn't a cold turkey thing, but I have always remembered how we all came to the same conclusion during that one game.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 05, 2021 12:25 AM (OTzUX)

557 Any check in hockey is a good check if it stops the run to the net.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 05, 2021 12:26 AM (N5Tno)

558 Rhomboid -- quality comment! Loved Langway back in his day. I became a Caps fan in the mid 80s. Stuck with them thru all the playoff frustrations. Them winning the Cup in 2018 was incredible. Went to the parade with my son and bro-in-law. One of my favorite days ever as a sports fan.

Hockey is the only pro sport I'm still passionate about. Wokeness hasn't spoiled it yet.

Trivia question for hockey nerds. Who was the last player in the NHL to play in a game without wearing a helmet?

Posted by: Doof at March 05, 2021 12:28 AM (mZUr4)

559 Now CrunchyRoll has six, count them six, Urusei Yatsura movies for our viewing pleasure.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 05, 2021 12:28 AM (2B3Tc)

560 Trivia question for hockey nerds. Who was the last player in the NHL to play in a game without wearing a helmet?
Posted by: Doof at March 05, 2021 12:28 AM (mZUr4)


McTavish

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 05, 2021 12:29 AM (89T5c)

561 MacTavish? Langway had no helmet. There were a few who could've gone helmet-less/they were grandfathered, but wore one anyway (I think Gretzky himself, and Kurri?).

Posted by: rhomboid at March 05, 2021 12:29 AM (OTzUX)

562 559 Now CrunchyRoll has six, count them six, Urusei Yatsura movies for our viewing pleasure.
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Full set, w00t! (Inaba-kun TV special doesn't count.)

Posted by: exdem13 at March 05, 2021 12:29 AM (W+kMI)

563 Hiya, Farmer. You in Arizona now? What city. If you are near Phoenix or Mesa, I could meet up with you.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2021 11:31

Hey AOP. We are in Peoria where the FIL lives. Would love to get together, saw your message the other night but responded too late. Busy here as we are leaving Sat. and trying to get her old Dad, mostly blind and deaf, fixed up w/ what he has to do upon the death of his bride of 67 yrs. Hope to catch you sometime when we are both in AZ for sure.

Advice to all Morons, if you are going to be present to help your wife and her overbearing sister deal w/ their father in this situation, be sure you have the Xanex scrip refilled. There Doof, I came up w/ some birthday wisdom on aging on my own, that was easy!

Posted by: Farmer at March 05, 2021 12:31 AM (PzqA/)

564 ... @ 555 --

One of my favorite scenes from Season 4...

"Firat thing we're gonna do is acknowledge that this guy is awesome"

https://youtu.be/kgDh3OL_CJY

Posted by: Doof at March 05, 2021 12:32 AM (mZUr4)

565 sad hard fact of life - some women have all kinds of athletic skills, but there ain't one that can take a real hit, not like a lot of men are built to.
Posted by: Tom Servo

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Read a comment by a top female MMA fighter (yeah, I'm not a fan), who COULD take a hit, that she had a match against a Trans dude -- and she was shocked at the huge difference in upper body strength compared to her female opponents.

Posted by: JM in Florida at March 05, 2021 12:35 AM (HCeRP)

566 Craig McTavish is correct. Glad I'm among hockey loving friends!

Players who came into the league in the last 10ish years. must wear visors too. Most older guys do too. Current Cap / former Bruin Zdeno Chara does not. Wonder who will be the McTavish equivalent for visors

Posted by: Doof at March 05, 2021 12:36 AM (mZUr4)

567 Doof, if you've been a fan that long you might appreciate this. You of course remember Iafrate. Wild, talented, entertaining player.

My recreational team did the thing a few times where you buy 50 tickets or whatever and you get to play a game on the ice before the real game, we did it a few times. We used "other" locker rooms, of course, not the Caps', not the visitors'.
The last time, we were walking off the ice back to our locker room after the end of our scrimmage and there's Al Iafrate, sitting on a folding chair, next to the glass.

In his jock/cup, with skivvies, nothing else on. Smoking.
Staring off into the void.

Perfect.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 05, 2021 12:36 AM (OTzUX)

568 Doof, it is now officially your birthday, have a happy one, you will never be this young again, embrace this as you go along the way. You are one year older, your life is one day shorter, live life to it's fullest, preferably not while masked and welded into your home.

Cheers!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 05, 2021 12:36 AM (a4EWo)

569 So, for all of the silly wymins stuff above, I guess my point was meant to be that metals are not to be taken lightly. There could be a time when gold, silver, copper, and nickel, will be needed for the electronic industry. For all of the push for 'green' energy, these metals will always be needed, no matter what we are told. Hold on to them.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 05, 2021 12:37 AM (PoqRU)

570 Happy Doofday!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 05, 2021 12:38 AM (QzJWU)

571 Hey AOP. We are in Peoria where the FIL lives. Would love to get together, saw your message the other night but responded too late. Busy here as we are leaving Sat. and trying to get her old Dad, mostly blind and deaf, fixed up w/ what he has to do upon the death of his bride of 67 yrs. Hope to catch you sometime when we are both in AZ for sure.

Advice to all Morons, if you are going to be present to help your wife and her overbearing sister deal w/ their father in this situation, be sure you have the Xanex scrip refilled. There Doof, I came up w/ some birthday wisdom on aging on my own, that was easy!
Posted by: Farmer at March 05, 2021 12:31 AM (PzqA/)

Peoria is a long way from here. Darned near opposite end of the Valley. Sounds like you and Jules have a lot on your plate right now. May you both find strength to endure.

Posted by: Just the punchline at March 05, 2021 12:38 AM (mzC78)

572 Damn! Off, sock!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 05, 2021 12:39 AM (mzC78)

573 A word for those who are under the impression our country is over.
Don't quit the battle just yet. Rather take a look back through our history and note the issues and situations we've met and prevailed over. A few of which were even more perilous than our current mess. Particularly note the unbroken string of successes.

We'll have to give the left credit for this last battle, BUT we got the war.
So never fear and never falter.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 05, 2021 12:39 AM (KATBx)

574 Doof, it is now officially your birthday, have a happy one, you will never be this young again, embrace this as you go along the way. You are one year older, your life is one day shorter, live life to it's fullest, preferably not while masked and welded into your home.

Cheers!
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 05, 2021 12:36 AM (a4EWo)

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Thanks, DDS! Such nice words from you (and others) who only know me from these gray boxes. I freakin' love this place!

Posted by: Doof at March 05, 2021 12:40 AM (mZUr4)

575 There may have been times I offered to go outside and pull tits with some idiot, but that's not at all the same thing.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 05, 2021 12:23 AM (N5Tno)

but it actually sounds a lot more interesting!

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 05, 2021 12:40 AM (bxPTJ)

576 YouTube suspends RSBN channel for airing Trump's CPAC speech

Posted by: Braenyard, Patriot dog, starving the beast at March 05, 2021 12:42 AM (FFFtY)

577 https://youtu.be/sNww5mL2YTU

Whoa, i have been awol.

Here is one for the bat lovers.
*drunken fake french acent*
Bone schwaaaa.

Posted by: BifBewalski - damn, i am drunk at March 05, 2021 12:42 AM (VcFUs)

578 One of my favorite stories from that era (woulda been the 90s), after the Caps (of course) lost to the Bruins in the semi-final (at home, of course). The WaPo had a guy on the Bruins bus going to BWI.

He asked one of the players what the $$$ was for winning the semi-final. Guy had no idea (think those were his words). He asked another player - that guy had no idea either. Finally they yelled up to ??? forget the name, the captain, great defenseman? - asked him to come back. They ask him. He doesn't know.

He shows the reporter his Stanley Cup ring. "This is what it's about". And it was true. Hockey had (has?) a distinctive sociological vibe and background - for most of history most players came from working class/middle class families in small towns in Canada. It showed in the general deportment and attitudes.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 05, 2021 12:42 AM (OTzUX)

579 Rhomboid, I most certainly remember Al Iafrate and his receding mullet. Your story is awesome! I can totally see him doing that.

He had that blistering slap shot. Fun to watch.

I remember a lot from that time period. My favorite Cap (before the Ovi/Backstrom era) was Mike Ridley. Not flashy but played with a ton of heart. In baseball terms, he never had to be reminded to hustle.

Posted by: Doof at March 05, 2021 12:45 AM (mZUr4)

580 *drunken fake french acent*
Bone schwaaaa.

Posted by: BifBewalski

Zees ees, how you say, pas mal.

Posted by: Mikleuse reaching for the vin rouge at March 05, 2021 12:46 AM (QzkSJ)

581 Ray Borque. That's the Bruin captain from the story above.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 05, 2021 12:46 AM (OTzUX)

582 We really need some new Lum figure kits.

But no Ataru.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 05, 2021 12:48 AM (2B3Tc)

583 Ray Borque. That's the Bruin captain from the story above.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 05, 2021 12:46 AM (OTzUX)
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Had to be someone else. Ray Bourque didn't win the Cup until he got traded to Colorado in 2001. Good story, nonetheless!

Posted by: Doof at March 05, 2021 12:49 AM (mZUr4)

584 Happy Doofday!


Jim

Le Jour Doofois!

Der Doofenstag!

El Dia del Doof!

Posted by: Miklos, cerebratorily at March 05, 2021 12:50 AM (QzkSJ)

585 So ... did the cops go easy on you?
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy

Yeah. They understood the situation and took us down to the pokey w/o cuffs. They figured it'd be easier to let our parents deal with us. I got off unscathed; the only gripe my parents had is that I didn't tell them I was going to spend the night in a car, drunk, across the street from my high school. They were actually ok with it; they were just frantic I'd gotten hurt somewhere. My 2 friends didn't fare as well.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 05, 2021 12:50 AM (KAi1n)

586 576 YouTube suspends RSBN channel for airing Trump's CPAC speech
Posted by: Braenyard, Patriot dog, starving the beast at March 05, 2021 12:42 AM (FFFtY)

I would think that by now, any honest organization that broadcasts on YouTube would have switched over to Rumble by now.
YouTube is just the technology arm, based in the Silicon Valley, of the CCP.
RSBN should know better.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 05, 2021 12:51 AM (sy5kK)

587 Doof, correct me if I am wrong, but wasn't Ted Green (Bruins) the first NHL player to wear a helmet. I think he played with a metal plate in his head. He may have served as a model for Cousin Ed in the Vacation series.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 05, 2021 12:53 AM (a4EWo)

588 We really need some new Lum figure kits.


The Lum's that sold hot dogs cooked in beer?

Posted by: Miklos, thinking they franchised bankruptcy at March 05, 2021 12:53 AM (QzkSJ)

589 Happy Doofday!
Le Jour Doofois!
Der Doofenstag!
El Dia del Doof!
Posted by: Miklos, cerebratorily at March 05, 2021 12:50 AM (QzkSJ)

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Thanks, Miklos! First hour of my birthday hanging out here, talking hockey and Justified. If anyone wants to discuss bourbon and/or the band Rush, all of my favorite things will be covered!

Posted by: Doof at March 05, 2021 12:53 AM (mZUr4)

590 Ewwwwww.

WTAF?

Who, the AF is this person crushing on Miklos? Tone. It. The AF. Down.

Come to a MoMe, slobber in person.

Posted by: BifBewalski - damn, really? at March 05, 2021 12:54 AM (VcFUs)

591 I would think that by now, any honest organization that broadcasts on YouTube would have switched over to Rumble by now.

YouTube is just the technology arm, based in the Silicon Valley, of the CCP.

RSBN should know better.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 05, 2021 12:51 AM (sy5kK)

I'm constantly reminded that we are on a planet with a lot of very stupid people. I'm thinking we're 20 years from people not being able to go to the bathroom without pissing on themselves.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 05, 2021 12:54 AM (9Om/r)

592 Doof - and Kelly Miller. Hustle every second.

Of course one great thing about hockey is that there isn't much room for slacking. A 40 second shift, and your health in addition to your income could be on the line if you don't go 100%.

Guys get pulled or punished for appearing to slack off in the view of their coaches, but you don't have any incidents like the famous one where Red Sox catcher Carlton Fisk chased after some hot-shot rookie who was trotting out his grounder, yelling at him to hustle (and being thanked by the other team's first base coach for doing so, as I recall).

Posted by: rhomboid at March 05, 2021 12:54 AM (OTzUX)

593 Doof, correct me if I am wrong, but wasn't Ted Green (Bruins) the first NHL player to wear a helmet. I think he played with a metal plate in his head. He may have served as a model for Cousin Ed in the Vacation series.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 05, 2021 12:53 AM (a4EWo)
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Ya got me.there, DDS. Gonna have to look that one up!

Posted by: Doof at March 05, 2021 12:54 AM (mZUr4)

594 We're headed for the beef jerky economy.
Posted by: Cicero

LOL, I was just about to post that stocking up on beef jerky may be the only way to eat real meat in the future. Decades ago one could eat hobo, but street bum is rancid and that's all there is these days that's not pre-packaged.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 05, 2021 12:54 AM (KAi1n)

595 542 And you can hide gold by disguising it as something else. Cast it into wheel weights, and paint it with gray metallic paint, and you could smuggle several ounces of it across a border no problem.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 05, 2021 12:04 AM (mzC7

That was one of the subjects of the first season of "Babylon Berlin."
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 05, 2021 12:12 AM

Just finished watching that last week. Loved it!

Posted by: Moonbeam at March 05, 2021 12:55 AM (qe5CM)

596 Come to a MoMe, slobber in person.
Posted by: BifBewalski

Masks.

Full hazmat.

Which is recommended for a MoMe anyway.

Posted by: Miklos, if it saves just one Miklos at March 05, 2021 12:55 AM (QzkSJ)

597 Decades ago one could eat hobo, but street bum is rancid and that's all there is these days that's not pre-packaged.
Posted by: SFGoth


Whole Foods sells hobo, but I it's pricey and probably just Amazon workers who wanted to unionize.

Posted by: Miklos will check Trader Joe's at March 05, 2021 12:57 AM (QzkSJ)

598 Good night, Horde.

Posted by: callsign claymore at March 05, 2021 12:58 AM (PiKFr)

599 I think Debby's right about Ted Green. I played rec hockey with the son of one of Green's teammates from that Bruin era.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 05, 2021 12:58 AM (OTzUX)

600 Tis time. Goodnite, good people. Be safe, stay warm and sleep well.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 05, 2021 01:00 AM (KATBx)

601 So rhomboid -- do you still follow hockey?

Posted by: Doof at March 05, 2021 01:00 AM (mZUr4)

602 Nite IG

Posted by: Miklos will check out soon at March 05, 2021 01:00 AM (QzkSJ)

603 "Firat thing we're gonna do is acknowledge that this guy is awesome"

https://youtu.be/kgDh3OL_CJY

Posted by: Doof at March 05, 2021 12:32 AM (mZUr4)

That speech is a classic!

Posted by: ... at March 05, 2021 01:02 AM (uEbPt)

604 #metoo

G'night

Posted by: BifBewalski - taking my drunken ass to bed at March 05, 2021 01:02 AM (VcFUs)

605 Now see, Miklos? This is why you steal my heart. You don't even know, do you?

Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 05, 2021 01:02 AM (PoqRU)

606 570 Happy Doofday!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
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Agreed! Happy DoofDay!

Posted by: exdem13 at March 05, 2021 01:03 AM (W+kMI)

607 @irongrampa, these guys probably approach it from the other side ideologically, but they share your point.

https://tinyurl.com/epzt2dn9

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 05, 2021 01:04 AM (BMmaB)

608 582 We really need some new Lum figure kits.

But no Ataru.
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Who cares about Ataru? (Except Lum, that is.)
Want figurines of Lum and friends from "Rock the Planet" Season 6 (?) opener.

Posted by: exdem13 at March 05, 2021 01:05 AM (W+kMI)

609 That speech is a classic!
Posted by: ... at March 05, 2021 01:02 AM (uEbPt)

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Indeed. Also classic is the line about getting a "Marshal stiffie"

I'm sure you're aware that Nick Searcy is a right winger. Some morons have said he's rumored to lurk here occasionally

Posted by: Doof at March 05, 2021 01:05 AM (mZUr4)

610 Good night, Grampa.
I think the government is really trying to gobble up coinage right now, there are all of these little signs at checkouts asking if we are aware of the national coin shortage etc. I am continually asked at a self-checkout to donate my spare change to the cause du jour of the left. I think these metals are worth something. I've got one huge container of coins filled and I'm starting on my second. Can someone make decent ammo out of melted down coins?

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 05, 2021 01:06 AM (a4EWo)

611 I'm sure you're aware that Nick Searcy is a right winger. Some morons have said he's rumored to lurk here occasionally
Posted by: Doof

I think Ace had him on a podcast, back in the day.

Posted by: Miklos is so old he remembers podcasts at March 05, 2021 01:06 AM (QzkSJ)

612 Thank you Jim and exdem13 for the Doofday wishes!

Doofday might sound cheesy but no more than "Juneteenth"

Posted by: Doof at March 05, 2021 01:08 AM (mZUr4)

613 Doof - no, not really, not for a long time. Still play, though (well, it's been a year now since the idiocy has closed the rink, but perhaps things will start back again soon). I try to catch some of the playoffs, at least the finals.

Was going to some IHL games here (San Diego) two years ago and last year (last thing I was planning to do that was cancelled by the virus was a game, called off less than 24 hours ahead). Pretty good level, and seats (free) were great.

With the "youngsters" in the locker room at the pick-up game I hope resumes soon I joke that "I don't follow hockey until Memorial Day" - of course they don't get it, as pro hockey has had an 8-month season, ending in effing mid-June (!!!), most of their lives.

Reviewing UToob videos, I regret missing Datsyuk. Unbelievable. But I did see Central Army (Soviet national team) play in person, twice, fortunately.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 05, 2021 01:08 AM (OTzUX)

614 I think Ace had him on a podcast, back in the day.
Posted by: Miklos is so old he remembers podcasts at March 05, 2021 01:06 AM (QzkSJ)
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Got ya.

Nick Searcy's "Acting School" videos are awesome. Check them out!

Posted by: Doof at March 05, 2021 01:10 AM (mZUr4)

615 Hockey players are the best conditioned athletes in pro sports. First, you have to be able to ice skate, not just well, but well enough to play hockey. Then you have to have the endurance to play, what, 80 games + exhibition + the second season. Incredible (or for you French Canucks, Incroyable).

Langway was a stud. He actually did score a bit early in his career, but chose to focus on defense and became one of the all-time greats. The Caps' "Secretary of Defense". He, Stevens, and Al Jensen in goal got them to the playoffs every year and ensured a narrow defeat in the 1st or 2nd round. (sigh) Doof: you have no idea what it was like to be a Caps fan when they were regularly one of the bottom 5 in the league. But man, when Poile made that key trade, things got exciting. I listened to every game, home or away, on the radio, from '81 until the end of the '85 season when I got paroled from home (college). I vividly recall listening to a game, February 5, 1984, doing chores and enjoying the surprising f*ck out of the friggin' Capitals scoring 9 goals against Edmonton! (9-2) 3-2 entering the 3rd period and we dumped 6 more biscuits in the basket.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 05, 2021 01:11 AM (KAi1n)

616 Understood, rhomboid. I wish I could play. I love to skate, but I'm not good enough at it to play. I miss going to the rink. There is actually a very nice dual-rink facility here in northeastern Maryland. Used to watch all levels of play (on the other rink) when I would go for public skating. WuFlu halted that.

Posted by: Doof at March 05, 2021 01:14 AM (mZUr4)

617 616 Since the talk has gotten around to hockey, I have a story from tonight. The Flames beat the Sens 7-3, and for once they looked like the team they should be, not the bums they've been for the last month. Anyway, Dillan Dube got his first career hat trick. In an empty arena. Jacob Markstrom was backing up David Rittich, and as such, he's the only person in the building (probably not, but the bench players had on helmets and the coaches weren't wearing any headwear) wearing a cap. Out onto the ice it goes.

Dillan Dube, master of the one-hat hat trick.

Posted by: Weirddave at March 05, 2021 01:16 AM (o1Byv)

618 Good evening everyone

I did not know there were so many types of pasta.

Thanks for the ONT WD

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 05, 2021 01:16 AM (IDhUW)

619 Looked it up, the first player to wear a helmet WAS a Bruin, not Ted Green, but George Owen 1928-1929, I am happy to report that while I am older than many of you here, I have not been on the earth long enough to see George play!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 05, 2021 01:19 AM (a4EWo)

620 Well, I am going to call it night. Be well, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 05, 2021 01:19 AM (mzC78)

621 Ok, doof. Bobby Orr. Fight me.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 05, 2021 01:20 AM (PoqRU)

622 SFgoth you are so right about hockey players being the best conditioned athletes. I had a friendly debate with a guy who said soccer players were better athletes. Neither of us were budging. I will concede that although I find the game extremely boring, soccer players do need to be in great shape.

My argument against baseball, football, and basketball having the most athletic players -- if a fat guy can play at the professional level, that sport is eliminated!

Posted by: Doof at March 05, 2021 01:20 AM (mZUr4)

623 I don't know anything about hockey....wait - Wayne Gretsky?
Hockey player? From Canada? That's all I've got.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 05, 2021 01:21 AM (IDhUW)

624 I was wondering how long Weird Dave would stay out of hockey comments. Glad you joined in.

Yeah hat tricks in an empty arena. Feel bad for the guy.

Posted by: Doof at March 05, 2021 01:23 AM (mZUr4)

625 Good night AOP

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 05, 2021 01:23 AM (IDhUW)

626 Good night Horde, I am yawning constantly, thus I am off to bed.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 05, 2021 01:25 AM (a4EWo)

627 "soccer players do need to be in great shape."

When they can lace up the skates, fly up and down the rink in pads and a helmet, while controlling a puck, get smashed into the boards with a smile, and keep skating, then I'll be impressed. Otherwise, it's just conditioning.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 05, 2021 01:26 AM (KAi1n)

628 Ok, doof. Bobby Orr. Fight me.
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 05, 2021 01:20 AM (PoqRU)
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Legendary guy who scored an iconic Cup winning goal the year before I was born.

You want me to drop the gloves and take a 5 minute penalty, I'm gonna need something else!

Posted by: Doof at March 05, 2021 01:26 AM (mZUr4)

629 Also incipiently horizontal.

Posted by: Miklos bids adieu at March 05, 2021 01:27 AM (QzkSJ)

630 This Just In!

Wokeness now going after the English alphabet; Claim being made that "too many of the letters suggestively resemble sexual positions"

Posted by: This Just In! Late Breaking News at March 05, 2021 01:27 AM (uFiNk)

631 Good night Debby

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 05, 2021 01:27 AM (IDhUW)

632 Good night, DDS. Thanks again for the kind birthday (Doofday) wishes!!!

Posted by: Doof at March 05, 2021 01:28 AM (mZUr4)

633 628

When I was a wee girl, Bobby was a hero. I don't know who's better now. Gretzky? I don't know, but Orr was huge for me...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 05, 2021 01:31 AM (PoqRU)

634 Good night Miklos

Posted by: Doof at March 05, 2021 01:31 AM (mZUr4)

635 Not that there is anything wrong with hockey. I have only watched very few sports. NFL for less than ten years bc ex watched it. Soccer bc ex and sons played. I enjoy watching the World Cup.

Played bball, volleyball, in hs. Preferred track. Now I engage in more solitary physical activity. Probably more my nature.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 05, 2021 01:34 AM (IDhUW)

636 Adieu Miklos

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 05, 2021 01:35 AM (IDhUW)

637 Happy birthday Doof - many happy returns!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 05, 2021 01:36 AM (IDhUW)

638 Yeah, BTW, good night and love to you Miklos. Always be the you that you are, or something, I'm on another cocktail, so I might not know what I'm talking about...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 05, 2021 01:36 AM (PoqRU)

639 When I was a signal platoon leader in the MANG, when we went out on our 2-weekers, we would bring a couple of 5Kw generators to power our shots, which left us with plenty of extra power. Being a forward signal platoon, we'd be out in the woods supporting the infantry units, usually BN to their higher HQ. Once we were up and running, everyone, including our own chain of command, left us alone. (Smart!) So most of my NCOs are deeeep in the woods drinking and I'm supervising the non-noncoms actually operating the EQ. Some E-4 calls out, "Hey Lootenant, grovel grovel, is it ok if we bust out the Sega Genesis and play NHL hockey?" (This is Massachusetts in 1995) "Only if I get East All-Stars." RHIP.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 05, 2021 01:36 AM (KAi1n)

640 Checking out, see you guys tomorrow, maybe.

Posted by: exdem13 at March 05, 2021 01:36 AM (W+kMI)

641 This Just In!

Wokeness now going after the English alphabet; Claim being made that "too many of the letters suggestively resemble sexual positions"

Posted by: This Just In! Late Breaking News


Pffft. Letters.

Posted by: 69 at March 05, 2021 01:37 AM (P1f+c)

642 Good night exdem13

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 05, 2021 01:39 AM (IDhUW)

643 This Just In!

Wokeness now going after the English alphabet; Claim being made that "too many of the letters suggestively resemble sexual positions"

Posted by: This Just In! Late Breaking News
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I would say they won't be happy til we communicate in grunts, but I don't think "they" will ever be happy.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 05, 2021 01:40 AM (IDhUW)

644 When I was a wee girl, Bobby was a hero. I don't know who's better now. Gretzky? I don't know, but Orr was huge for me...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 05, 2021 01:31 AM (PoqRU)
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Gretzky is considered by most to be the greatest. Nicknamed "The Great One". He was amazing to watch.

Best player today? This here Caps fan will say Alex Ovechkin. Best goal scorer of his era. Might have a shot at Gretzky's all-time goal record. Should at least top Gordy Howe for 2nd.

So many great players. I love watching Patrick Kane (Chicago). I despise the Penguins but Sidney Crosby is damn good - despite being a pansy. I don't like the Bruins but David Pastrnak is incredible. Same with Stamkos and Kucherov for Tampa Bay. I could keep going for quite a while!

Posted by: Doof at March 05, 2021 01:40 AM (mZUr4)

645 69

Ha! Gotta love that breaking news...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 05, 2021 01:40 AM (PoqRU)

646 Thanks AmericanKestrel!

Posted by: Doof at March 05, 2021 01:42 AM (mZUr4)

647
I was just reading something about the Gab hack -- you know where the valiant woke hackers got all the evil rightwinger info.

It was done with an SQL injection exploit. A pretty well known one that anyone with any sense should've known how to guard against. But Gab's creator/coders didn't. In fact, it was so lame one might wonder if it was intentional.

Again, it just goes to show you, don't trust any third party, server/"cloud" based service. Period.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 05, 2021 01:45 AM (Mzdiz)

648 *walks in, scratches balls*

I'm...I'm happy to ans....answer any questions if that's what you want, Nance.

*Gets distracted, inserts finger into dog's anus*

Posted by: Joe Biden wearing boxers and wife beater t-shirt at March 05, 2021 01:47 AM (Geoni)

649 Again, it just goes to show you, don't trust any third party, server/"cloud" based service. Period.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 05, 2021 01:45 AM (Mzdiz)

Simpler. The sad fact is that most IT folks don't know shit about security.

They are trained in Access.... which is the opposite of security.

I know... used to teach this this.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 05, 2021 01:47 AM (oHd/0)

650 Totally off topic..
Tomorrow is pet thread day. As a single alone girl, I have two lovely dogs snuggling up with me tonight at almost midnight, as I visit with the crazy ONT. Damn! What could be better than this? I love you guys!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 05, 2021 01:48 AM (PoqRU)

651 "Again, it just goes to show you, don't trust any third party, server/"cloud" based service. Period. "

I'm of the assumption that if you put it on the internet and it oppose the left, you're eventually going to get called on the carpet.

I mean, Bank of America just handed over every account of anyone who was in D.C. on Jan. 6th. How long before the phone company does it?

It's just a matter of time before woke government employees start doxing people using intel services and then the official government agencies will be doing it.

You don't have that link?

Posted by: squid_hunt at March 05, 2021 01:49 AM (B0mGw)

652 What kind of dogs do you have Marie?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 05, 2021 01:51 AM (IDhUW)

653 *walks in, scratches balls*
I'm...I'm happy to ans....answer any questions if that's what you want, Nance.
*Gets distracted, inserts finger into dog's anus*
Posted by: Joe Biden wearing boxers and wife beater t-shirt at March 05, 2021 01:47

Hey, hey, hey Joe, I prefer the front hole if you haven't forgotten.

Dr. Jill, not that staffer you fingerbanged, who didn't like that much

Posted by: Farmer at March 05, 2021 01:52 AM (PzqA/)

654 I'm of the assumption that if you put it on the internet and it oppose the left, you're eventually going to get called on the carpet.
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This is the way I see the wind blowing too.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 05, 2021 01:53 AM (IDhUW)

655 >> You don't have that link?

https://tinyurl.com/4dmhhvyp

"Rookie coding mistake" made by the Chief Technology Officer. He used to work for Facebook.

Odds it was intentional are rising.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 05, 2021 01:54 AM (Mzdiz)

656 "Odds it was intentional are rising."

Why would Gab do that?

Posted by: squid_hunt at March 05, 2021 01:54 AM (B0mGw)

657 The Legion "has never taken itself seriously" ...

What ... the ... hell??!!

LoSH was a fantastic book in the '80s when Paul Levitz wrote it, and it was full of drama.

Yes, the code names reflected the era -- the first LoSH stories were in the '50s -- and the stories were cornball but fun, I understand. But still -- you should reassess that statement.

Long Live the Legion!

Posted by: Weak Geek at March 05, 2021 01:55 AM (J9wig)

658
Said Gab CTO had also previously warned his people about this very vulnerability. And then he goes and puts right in the Gab code.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 05, 2021 01:55 AM (Mzdiz)

659 *opens door, huffing and puffing carrying BB gun*

Guys! Guys! Sorry I'm late! I fell asleep watching Matlock. Since you didn't call me I've gotta assume we took the Capitol today?

...why does Biden have his finger in that dog's ass?

Posted by: Old man Oath Keeper Quick Reaction Force at March 05, 2021 01:56 AM (Geoni)

660 I guess the more relevant question is why Gab would hire a guy in November from Facebook.

Posted by: squid_hunt at March 05, 2021 01:57 AM (B0mGw)

661 Tomorrow is pet thread day. As a single alone girl, I have two lovely dogs snuggling up with me tonight at almost midnight, as I visit with the crazy ONT. Damn! What could be better than this? I love you guys!
Posted by: COMountainMarie

The day after tomorrow is pet thread day. (From my perspective.) As a single alone guy, I have a lovely kitteh who will be snuggling up with me as soon as I get to bed after visiting the crazy ONT (pronounced "crazy aunt"). I love you guys too, but I do what would be better than this. (If I were a kitteh too.)

Posted by: SFGoth at March 05, 2021 01:58 AM (KAi1n)

662 Good night Hordelings!

Posted by: Doof at March 05, 2021 01:59 AM (mZUr4)

663 If you want something done right, you've got to do it yourself. Sadly,, I can't build Internet platforms.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 05, 2021 01:59 AM (IDhUW)

664 I don't know anything about internet stuff. I haven't had a webpage since GeoCities.

Posted by: squid_hunt at March 05, 2021 02:01 AM (B0mGw)

665 New Uses for Your Now Useless Mask

With states doing away with masks, we might want to get a jump on brainstorming.

1. Rearview mirror decoration
2. Slingshot for picking off squirrels in the yard.
3. New style of twisty tie for your man-bun
4. Poor man's jock strap
5. Beard hair net

Posted by: squid_hunt at March 05, 2021 02:02 AM (B0mGw)

666 652

I've got a couple of mutts - rescues. I've always had rescues. The best dogs for me are the ones no one else seems to want. But they always seem to turn out to be the best and most loving and loyal. I think these girls would die for me.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 05, 2021 02:03 AM (PoqRU)

667 I want massive mask burning parties!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 05, 2021 02:03 AM (IDhUW)

668 I've got a couple of mutts - rescues. I've always had rescues. The best dogs for me are the ones no one else seems to want. But they always seem to turn out to be the best and most loving and loyal. I think these girls would die for me.
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Very nice!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 05, 2021 02:05 AM (IDhUW)

669
I'm now practicing for some shit that will become necessary. First, I'm going to play with rolling out my own email server (using Linux of course). I've done it before years ago and need to play to relearn.

I'm also going to play with setting up a newsserver (newsgroup, the ancient "forums"). Same software can do both, at least some of it.

And play with setting up the router to forward it and all that and relearn how to get it all working.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 05, 2021 02:05 AM (Mzdiz)

670 I bet these could be organized. Could be cathartic.

Posted by: squid_hunt at March 05, 2021 02:06 AM (B0mGw)

671 Long ramble rejected as spam again, part two:

Now many ISPs frown on residential customers running their own email and other type servers. Too much traffic they fear, and they want you to have to pay for it.

So you likely can't use the standard ports for it, which I wouldn't want to use anyway. I'll set them up on some obscure ports.

As I've been saying, we're going to soon need an underground communication network, and this is part of the skills to participate in that.

Again, I suggest you all learn this stuff as much as you can.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 05, 2021 02:06 AM (Mzdiz)

672 Good night all

Peace

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 05, 2021 02:06 AM (IDhUW)

673 *opens door, followed by Secret Service man sipping up pants and spraying cologne to cover up smell of sex*

Joe?...Joe?.....JOE! NO! We talked about this. Xi gives YOU the anal swab. You're not Xi and that dog's not you.

....and don't you DARE stick THAT in the dog's ass, either. Put it back in your shorts!

Posted by: DOCTOR Jill Biden wearing an entirely inappropriate piece of lingerie meant for a 20 yr old at March 05, 2021 02:06 AM (Geoni)

674 Wish I had some background in Linux. I tried to download and install ubuntu and couldn't figure it out.

Posted by: squid_hunt at March 05, 2021 02:09 AM (B0mGw)

675 Thanks AK. I think I'd be just as protective of them as they are of me. All's we got is each other, and that's just fine...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 05, 2021 02:10 AM (PoqRU)

676 Might take you up on your suggestion, publius.

Posted by: squid_hunt at March 05, 2021 02:10 AM (B0mGw)

677 I was big into DC comics in the 80s, but LoSH was one that I never really followed. To me, they will always be, as you said, "cornball but fun". Maybe I missed out on something good, but....*shrug*. I spent enough damn money on all the other DC books.

And DC comics presents #59 is still a classic.

Posted by: Weirddave at March 05, 2021 02:13 AM (YokkK)

678 >> Wish I had some background in Linux. I tried to download and install ubuntu and couldn't figure it out.

What are you running now? Windows? If you got the CPU and memory (and you should have unless you got something really old), look into virtual machines. Windows includes Hyper-V, which runs under Win10, but it's a big thing. I'd recommend VirtualBox for a hypervisor. My favorite one, in fact.

Anyway, you can play with installing Linux of whatever flavors you like in virtual machines.

A VM is basically a computer emulating another computer. With hardware assistance which is standard on everything now.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 05, 2021 02:13 AM (Mzdiz)

679 I know this stuff's out there, but I don't really know how to get started. I will look at the Hyper-V thing.

Posted by: squid_hunt at March 05, 2021 02:14 AM (B0mGw)

680 673
Holy crap! Now that was funny! Thanks!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 05, 2021 02:15 AM (PoqRU)

681 BTW, has anyone ever realized that masks don't cover your eustachian tubes? It's like having side doors for the virus.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 05, 2021 02:15 AM (KAi1n)

682 I miss Geocities too!

Someone here posted a link to a Micronetia setup for websites using a raspberry pi. I'm thinking of doing that. They are working on getting comments and chat working I think.

Reminds me of Geocities before Haloscan came along.

Posted by: G. Gnome, House Hunter at March 05, 2021 02:17 AM (OQcPl)

683 If the anal swabs have a purpose other than humiliation, it implies that the COVID virus is transmitted by fart. I've not noticed masks doing much to block farts.

Posted by: squid_hunt at March 05, 2021 02:17 AM (B0mGw)

684 *opens door, stumbles in with blunt in mouth*

Hey pops! Where ya' at? I got your cut of the money here?...I also need you to get the shampoo bottle out of my ass again.

Oh, good....you found the dog.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at March 05, 2021 02:18 AM (Geoni)

685 >> I will look at the Hyper-V thing.

I would really recommend you go with Virtual Box. Hyper-V is really a bit too much candy for nickel. Virtualbox is a lot friendlier.

Basically a virtual machine and the CPU hardware extensions create a "Matrix", where you can virtualize a computer inside a real computer (the bare metal as it the jargon calls it). Now, you have virtual hard drives, which are just files on the bare metal OS.

You create a virtual "Matrix" computer to run various OSes under the "real" OS, running on the bare metal.

They're even now getting into VM "nesting". A virtual machine running inside another virtual machine, running inside.....bare metal.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 05, 2021 02:19 AM (Mzdiz)

686 Not due in yet, but wanted to say Hi to those who get to bed before I get up.

Posted by: Skip at March 05, 2021 02:21 AM (Cxk7w)

687 @publius

Have you seen 13th Floor?

The concept I'm good with. I understand what it's doing. It's the how to get there and what can be trusted not to screw up my computer that makes me nervous.

Posted by: squid_hunt at March 05, 2021 02:22 AM (B0mGw)

688 >> It's the how to get there and what can be trusted not to screw up my computer that makes me nervous.

You can't really screw up your computer beyond the normal risk of installing any software. Go to the virtualbox website (Oracle does it).

Virtual machines are just basically files on your computer. You have a configuration file for each one, plus some state information. And then the virtual hard drive files.

You boot up the virtual machine, and everything is going on with those files. The standard setup of Ubuntu, Fedora, or any of the others should work fine.

Just pick the size of the virtual hard drive (which will take up space on your real filesystem and hardrive).

Virtualbox is aware of all the standard Linux OSes and will give you appropriate defaults (most of the time) for setting up a VM.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 05, 2021 02:27 AM (Mzdiz)

689 Thanks. I will check it out.

Posted by: squid_hunt at March 05, 2021 02:28 AM (B0mGw)

690
You can hose a virtual machine all the time, and it does no damage to your real machine. It's just a virtual Matrix inside files.

VMs are good for testing for possible malware and all that.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 05, 2021 02:29 AM (Mzdiz)

691 IMO, pasta should be judged solely by its sauce-holding ability.

Shells are good, as are any of the tube forms with large sauce-holding holes (elbows, penne).

Regular spaghetti, angel hair, etc... meh.

Flat pasta is okay in dishes where it is submerged in sauces (lasagne) or actually stuffed with sauce (ravioli).

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 05, 2021 02:30 AM (QE98t)

692 I saw Anal Swab open for the Vomit Pigs at a punk club in Milwaukee back in '79.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 05, 2021 02:32 AM (QE98t)

693
"Snapshots" are another very useful thing possible with VMs. You have a working install of an OS and whatever else under it in a VM. Take a snapshot. Any changes past that are then stored in a separate file, which is overlaid over the first.

Screw something, destroy the OS, and you just revert back to the snapshot point, as if nothing happened.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 05, 2021 02:32 AM (Mzdiz)

694 > DOCTOR Jill Biden wearing an entirely inappropriate piece of lingerie meant for a 20 yr old

She must've been in Hunter's room again, eh?

Why do I get the feeling that all the Biden kids were likely sexually abused by "Pop" and possibly "Doctor Jill" as well?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 05, 2021 02:33 AM (QE98t)

695 > And you can hide gold by disguising it as something else. Cast it into wheel weights, and paint it with gray metallic paint, and you could smuggle several ounces of it across a border no problem.

There were some scientists in Europe who hid the Nobel Prize medal of another scientist who had fled from the Nazis by dissolving it in aqua regia.

After the war, they recovered the gold and had the medal reminted.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 05, 2021 02:36 AM (QE98t)

696 Welp, I guess I got here too late tonight.

Good night to you, publius, and to anyone else who wanders in!

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 05, 2021 02:38 AM (QE98t)

697 ..SFgoth you are so right about hockey players being the best conditioned athletes. I had a friendly debate with a guy who said soccer players were better athletes. Neither of us were budging. I will concede that although I find the game extremely boring, soccer players do need to be in great shape. / My argument against baseball, football, and basketball having the most athletic players -- if a fat guy can play at the professional level, that sport is eliminated! Posted by: Doof at March 05, 2021 01:20 AM (mZUr4)

Nah. Professional Motocross (not supercross or arena cross) Racers. Two 40 min. "Motos" (plus two laps) per day. That's like 40 min. of Maximum Full On Exertion At Every Motion for a soccer or hockey player. While wrestling a 200 lb. "stick" to make it do what you want it to DO. Don't be fooled by the indoor mini-variants. True outdoor World Championship Motocross tracks have sections where +80mph is a thing for a brief moment, before the sideways braking and powering off of the berm in the turn. Most MC racers are washed up by age 25 or so.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 05, 2021 02:40 AM (QzJWU)

698 Why do I get the feeling that all the Biden kids were likely sexually abused by "Pop" and possibly "Doctor Jill" as well?

I definitely think the kids were all tormented, but Jill is probably more of a willingly abused than an abuser. Probably been humiliated with his behavior a lot if the way she's treating Joe now is any indication.

Posted by: squid_hunt at March 05, 2021 02:42 AM (B0mGw)

699 Publius, the snapshots thing is probably getting over my head. I would start getting confused with multiple systems and running back and forth.

Posted by: squid_hunt at March 05, 2021 02:43 AM (B0mGw)

700 >> Publius, the snapshots thing is probably getting over my head. I would start getting confused with multiple systems and running back and forth.

Yeah. Just take it slow at first. Just understand the VM concept allows you to run all sorts of different OSes all under one system. You can put the virtual machine display in a smaller window, which might help to visualize what is the real OS vs the virtual machine.

For example, and I'm a lunatic. My "bare metal" system that I'm running now on this machine is Win 10 20H2 Pro x64. I've got virtualbox installed. I have about 20 different virtual machines set up. Two versions of Ubuntu and two of Fedora. And then I've got Windows 7, XP, and many others. I've got enough hardware and memory that I can run about 3 virtual machines with 4GB or so of memory to each one without affecting performance of the main system too much.

I've got a virtual Fedora running, which I keep running most of the time.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 05, 2021 02:56 AM (Mzdiz)

701 Now that doesn't sound shady at all.

What do you use a set up like that for?

Posted by: squid_hunt at March 05, 2021 02:57 AM (B0mGw)

702 >> What do you use a set up like that for?

As I said, I'm a lunatic. A nut. It's all just for my own fun.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 05, 2021 02:59 AM (Mzdiz)

703 You're playing StarCraft against yourself, aren't you?

Posted by: squid_hunt at March 05, 2021 03:00 AM (B0mGw)

704
I'm now posting from Chrome running under the virtual Fedora 33 install. You'll see the same hash, as it all goes through the same router.

I simply opened up the VM interface, which is fully functional Fedora 33 install, fired up the linux version of Chrome and posted here.

Posted by: Virtual Publius at March 05, 2021 03:04 AM (Mzdiz)

705
And now I've returned to the real OS, Windows 10, running on the bare metal.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 05, 2021 03:05 AM (Mzdiz)

706 Has trump been inaugurated yet? Is he in the white house?

Posted by: raimondo at March 05, 2021 03:09 AM (qT+Py)

707 I'm trying to think of useful practical applications for me.

Posted by: squid_hunt at March 05, 2021 03:09 AM (B0mGw)

708 Has trump been inaugurated yet? Is he in the white house?

Yep. Military came through for him. Set time year 1 of the new empire.

Posted by: squid_hunt at March 05, 2021 03:10 AM (B0mGw)

709
Now I'm posting from a Windows 7 Pro installation running under a Virtual machine on the same system. :-)

This is a Chrome install under Windows 7.

Posted by: Virtual publius #2 from Windows 7 at March 05, 2021 03:11 AM (Mzdiz)

710 Publius, you may be a bit of a lunatic. But I'm impressed.

Posted by: squid_hunt at March 05, 2021 03:12 AM (B0mGw)

711
Now back to the real bare metal. I'm now running two virtual machines at the same time.

Total real memory usage is 13.4GB out of 32GB installed. Cpu usage is 45%, and that is of 6 cores. Windows 7 Chrome is updating itself as I haven't run it in a few weeks.

Main OS here is still as responsive as ever. I give three virtual CPU cores to each virtual machine.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 05, 2021 03:14 AM (Mzdiz)

712 Mornin'
(sips coffee)

I have Linux Mint installed on an old WS. I really like it. When I have time, I'll learn more about Linux. Right now the job and the various certs I need are dominating the ole grey matter. Still, Linux Mint is a nice OS.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 05, 2021 03:16 AM (bHO+H)

713
Right now, everything has settled down. Just a few percent CPU and everything is pretty much idle now.

I can run about 3 VMs. If they all get busy, that is about the limit for my CPU. It will get boggy past that.

Now, what you can do. Well, if you want to run Linux and Windows at the same time on the same machine, this is how you do it. And it give you ultimate control. Everything, the virtual machines at least, are in their own little sandboxes that exist in regular files under the real, bare metal system.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 05, 2021 03:22 AM (Mzdiz)

714 What are you describing as ultimate control?

Posted by: squid_hunt at March 05, 2021 03:23 AM (B0mGw)

715 publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 05, 2021 03:14

Is this the same publius of publius & Miley that just built a home and farms? How do you have time for all this?

posted by: old guy amazed

Posted by: Farmer at March 05, 2021 03:24 AM (PzqA/)

716 >> What are you describing as ultimate control?

The virtual machine is entirely virtual, just a file on the real machine. With the snapshot thing, you can do anything and revert to the original state. It's very good for malware testing. Suppose you're afraid something is malware. You can run it under a (highly sandboxed) virtual machine and see what it does. If it's something bad, no harm done, you'd just erase all the changes.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 05, 2021 03:27 AM (Mzdiz)

717 >> Is this the same publius of publius & Miley that just built a home and farms? How do you have time for all this?

One and the same. Again, I am a lunatic. WIth too much time on my hands.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 05, 2021 03:28 AM (Mzdiz)

718
Believe or not, this doesn't take too much time. *Once you know how to do it*. I'm 53 and have been learning and playing with with computers since I was 18. That experience is a big part of it (and I still know nothing compared to what all there is).

This is just me playing. A few hours every day. For 33 years or more. :-)

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 05, 2021 03:35 AM (Mzdiz)

719 718
Believe or not, this doesn't take too much time. *Once you know how to do it*. I'm 53 and have been learning and playing with with computers since I was 18. That experience is a big part of it (and I still know nothing compared to what all there is).

This is just me playing. A few hours every day. For 33 years or more. :-)
Posted by: publius,



Heh! We're about the same age. It's too bad I spent those few hours in those 33 years trying to break 80 in golf.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 05, 2021 03:41 AM (bHO+H)

720 Thank you for all the info, Publius.

Posted by: squid_hunt at March 05, 2021 03:43 AM (B0mGw)

721
Now me, I play, but for an example of how virtualization is really used, for real work. Consider our site here, Aceofspades HQ. The actual details may vary but it goes something like this. Pixy runs on a hosting service, which provides you with your own server.

You server is a virtual one, running on perhaps who know how many real servers in a server farm. Pixy gets a certain amount of virtual RAM, virtual disk space, etc, etc, which is paid for.

Now in reality that virtual server runs on a whole bunch of different real servers, a big cluster that divided the load up to maximize its efficiency.

To Pixy, it looks like he has a dedicated server running the web site we all know and love. But it's just a virtual Matrix being run all over the place by all sorts of different physical hardware.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 05, 2021 03:50 AM (Mzdiz)

722 Now should be up and can't get moving

Posted by: Skip at March 05, 2021 04:11 AM (Cxk7w)

723 Mornin', all

Posted by: My life is insanity at March 05, 2021 04:12 AM (weqGG)

724 Now should be up and can't get moving
Posted by: Skip at March 05, 2021 04:11

Now should be assleep and can't. Hurt too much, will give it another try. Good luck w/ the day Skip.

Posted by: Farmer at March 05, 2021 04:14 AM (PzqA/)

725 Morning Mlii, have a good day.

Posted by: Farmer at March 05, 2021 04:14 AM (PzqA/)

726 You too, Farmer. Hope you feel better after some sleep.

Snow is melting fast here. We can even see grass! Well, greenish-brown grass.

Posted by: My life is insanity at March 05, 2021 04:17 AM (weqGG)

727 Already 18 degrees this morning and should hit 42 today. WOOT! I'm thinking my winter coat can be left at home this morning

Posted by: My life is insanity at March 05, 2021 04:20 AM (weqGG)

728 Below freezing and very windy and I'm outside in the city again

Posted by: Skip at March 05, 2021 04:28 AM (Cxk7w)

729 I feel for you Skip. Working outside in crappy weather takes it's toll.

A lot of the contractors that have been off for winter have started coming in at work this week. It's been fun to have busier mornings again, and to see everyone in good moods with the nicer weather.

Posted by: My life is insanity at March 05, 2021 04:32 AM (weqGG)

730 https://tinyurl.com/hvymakaf
https://www.americanthinker.com/we finally hear from the qanon shaman

Taking it he is still in jail, the Antifa black rabble rousing guy is out making coin.

Posted by: Skip at March 05, 2021 04:39 AM (Cxk7w)

731 Parking where I have to go is non existent, was up on sidewalk but as it tuned out could have been on street as plumbers had a backhoe blocking street all day. That won't be the case today so maybe where they were digging.

Posted by: Skip at March 05, 2021 04:42 AM (Cxk7w)

732 Have yet to see $3 gas but have $2.99, generally this week $2.95-7

Posted by: Skip at March 05, 2021 04:43 AM (Cxk7w)

733 I need to save and memorize that pasta chart

Posted by: Skip at March 05, 2021 04:44 AM (Cxk7w)

734 We are 2.64. I've seen 2.93 closer to Milwaukee.

Posted by: My life is insanity at March 05, 2021 04:48 AM (weqGG)

735 I've had all but 4 of those pastas. Not sure if I have a favorite. All are good

Posted by: My life is insanity at March 05, 2021 04:49 AM (weqGG)

736 I'm late, better run.

See you all from mom's, later

Make it a good day!

Posted by: My life is insanity at March 05, 2021 04:52 AM (weqGG)

737 You can hose a virtual machine all the time, and it does no damage to your real machine.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 05, 2021 02:29 AM (Mzdiz)

You mean like with water?

Go on.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at March 05, 2021 04:57 AM (hOMhY)

738 Love, love, love flash mobs.

Nice wakeup, OM. Gonna go read more. Thank you.

PS...morning thought: We don't need CWII. We need a full-blown revolution.

Didja get that, BobFromtheNSA? I'll repeat it if you'd like.

Posted by: creeper at March 05, 2021 04:58 AM (XxJt1)

739 Truth be told any pasta to me is workable in most dishes.

Posted by: Skip at March 05, 2021 04:59 AM (Cxk7w)

740 *sheepish grin*

Civilized people say "Good morning" before they begin ranting.

Good morning.

Posted by: creeper at March 05, 2021 05:01 AM (XxJt1)

741 Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 05, 2021 05:08 AM (lmikk)

742 *pours creeper another cup*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 05, 2021 05:09 AM (EZebt)

743 Not really morning here, so rant away

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 05, 2021 05:09 AM (EZebt)

744 creeper getting fires started ok?

Posted by: Skip at March 05, 2021 05:21 AM (Cxk7w)

745 Do people ordinarily need more caffeine as time goes by?

Seems my normal brew lately just puts me from "fair to partly homicidal" into "grumpy, but plays well with others". Hm.

Posted by: Common Tater at March 05, 2021 05:27 AM (uzvcg)

746 I need to save and memorize that pasta chart.

Yes, there will be a test.

Posted by: Common Tater at March 05, 2021 05:31 AM (uzvcg)

Posted by: Eromero at March 05, 2021 05:32 AM (gjvwR)

748 As I hit the post button, a chill ran up my spine.....then to my shame.....there it was....an empty box.

Posted by: Eromero at March 05, 2021 05:33 AM (gjvwR)

749 Good morning. Thoughts on gold, silver, etc.

You can't eat it. But it is portable and has value.

While all those ones and zeroes are portable, but they can disappear in a heartbeat.

It seems that mankind has always wanted a way to store value. Good luck with that. That is good during stable times. Paper money is worthless during a revolution.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 05, 2021 05:35 AM (2BZBZ)

750 @721

All the cool kids are running docker containers instead of full blown VM's.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 05, 2021 05:35 AM (ES7ay)

751 So, on impulse, I picked up the Cherry Ale8 at the grocery store yesterday.

It is not bad. Not as overwhelmingly sweet as most soft drinks these days. Kind of refreshing. I like it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 05, 2021 05:38 AM (lmikk)

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 05, 2021 05:38 AM (ES7ay)

753 748 As I hit the post button, a chill ran up my spine.....then to my shame.....there it was....an empty box.
Posted by: Eromero at March 05, 2021 05:33 AM (gjvwR)

I thought you were trying to make a philosophical comment on the Boeing 747 and it's place in society. Perhaps taking for granted a technological marvel that revolutionized travel for millions of people.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 05, 2021 05:40 AM (lmikk)

754 Plus, soft drinks out of glass bottles just seem the have a certain something superior to them. Clean. Classy. Crisp.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 05, 2021 05:41 AM (lmikk)

755 My old tablet nomatter how I tried would not let me post a blank comment box. On new one today but haven't tried it.
A few better features with this tablet, sound is much louder for one.

Posted by: Skip at March 05, 2021 05:41 AM (Cxk7w)

756 Perhaps taking for granted a technological marvel that revolutionized travel for millions of people.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 05, 2021 05:40 AM (lmikk)

===
And had a bar.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 05, 2021 05:42 AM (EZebt)

757 752
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 05, 2021 05:38 AM (ES7ay)

I got nothing here.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 05, 2021 05:42 AM (lmikk)

758 "Can't eat it".

Um, paper currencies aren't exactly edible either.

My favorite so far - "It's heavy!!", this was actually uttered derisively by one of the money honeys on the TV, as if so many of those 400 oz good delivery bars will slow a feller down, or something. One thing about gold, it is incredibly compact for value. In bullion form most people could probably carry their net worth around in their front pocket and nobody would be the wiser.

Guys like Warren, they might have a problem. Now silver, that stuff is too bulky for any serious hard core rich guy wealth preservation.

Both are pretty good for storing and transferring wealth, particularly to family members. I am not suggesting anyone break local, state, or federal laws, simply that a few gold coins are portable wealth that can't be made worthless.

Posted by: Common Tater at March 05, 2021 05:43 AM (uzvcg)

759 Plus, soft drinks out of glass bottles just seem the have a certain something superior to them. Clean. Classy. Crisp.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 05, 2021 05:41 AM (lmikk)

===
We can get Coke Hecho en Mexico made with cane sugar not corn syrup in glass. It's awesome with tacos

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 05, 2021 05:44 AM (EZebt)

760 Well Got to get out of here soon
Have a great day, and its finally Friday.

Posted by: Skip at March 05, 2021 05:44 AM (Cxk7w)

761 Talking to an old acquaintance from Russia yesterday and she mentioned, "at least when we had Yeltsin it was just him being drunk." Good times.

Posted by: Only Context at March 05, 2021 05:45 AM (QZ/dC)

762 Millionaires lighting cigars with $110 bills. Or were they wiping their butts with them? I don't remember which...but they all had gold toothpicks.

Posted by: Eromero at March 05, 2021 05:47 AM (gjvwR)

763 I'm liking that errant time traveler theory about these times. OTOH, i did win free nail clippers in safeway monopoly today.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 05, 2021 05:47 AM (m8ScB)

764 Thank you, SanFran. Been so busy bullying the fire into burning that I haven't even had a wake-up cup.

Thank dog for pine knots

Posted by: creeper at March 05, 2021 05:48 AM (XxJt1)

765 Your acquaintance wasn't around for uncle joe being drunk.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 05, 2021 05:49 AM (m8ScB)

766 LOL! Just saw yours, Skip. See my reply to SanFran.

I need to be a bit more careful with the hatchet. At least it's dull.

Posted by: creeper at March 05, 2021 05:50 AM (XxJt1)

767 Flash mob = sooper spreader! Where's Fauci?

Prolly older vid, I guess?

Posted by: lizabth at March 05, 2021 05:50 AM (L3Rsz)

768 I always liked those "fatwood" sticks for lighting a fire. They smell pretty good, and make even the most ham fisted amateur look like a fireplace pro.

Posted by: Common Tater at March 05, 2021 05:52 AM (uzvcg)

769 Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 05, 2021 05:35 AM (2BZBZ)

Both have been money for a few thousand years, so that is where I'd place my bets during the Stolin regime to preserve some of your wealth.

Posted by: clutch at March 05, 2021 05:52 AM (9UmRs)

770 The story of Riley was good. I don't look forward to dying but I don't fear it, either. Mostly I'm just curious about what happens afterward.

Posted by: creeper at March 05, 2021 05:54 AM (XxJt1)

771 Gold should be well north of $4000 by now, easy. The problem is it is rigged, near as I can tell. This is maybe a good thing for anybody with dental work.

Just in the last couple days it shaved a hundred bucks or so because the FED says it doesn't care about inflation, or something. Does that make sense? It was a screaming buy at $300, but the problem is it doesn't provide a return. No interest. FDR saw to that. "Gold Bond" weren't just a powder to keep a feller clean and fresh.

Posted by: Common Tater at March 05, 2021 05:57 AM (uzvcg)

772 I always liked those "fatwood" sticks for lighting a fire. They smell pretty good, and make even the most ham fisted amateur look like a fireplace pro.
Posted by: Common Tater

We used fatwood sticks for a long time with our woodstove, but now use these little fire-starter squares, which work even better. Hubby gets them at Menards.

He sets me a fire every morning, and it is a thing of beauty and German engineering.

Posted by: lizabth at March 05, 2021 05:57 AM (L3Rsz)

773 Oh, Common Tater...pine knots smell wonderful. If you get good fatwood from the center it will dip pine oil when it starts burning. But you have to be careful. Pine can be an express ticket to a chimney fire.

Posted by: creeper at March 05, 2021 05:58 AM (XxJt1)

774 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 05, 2021 05:59 AM (3D/fK)

775 You people did WHAT?!?

Posted by: zombie Ted Geisel at March 05, 2021 05:59 AM (UnQlg)

776 I made firestarters out of dryer lint, candle wax and toilet paper tubes. They burn well but generate less than half the heat of a pine knot.

Posted by: creeper at March 05, 2021 05:59 AM (XxJt1)

777 Triple seven?

Posted by: fluffy goes sockless at March 05, 2021 06:00 AM (UnQlg)

778 Weeeeeee!

Posted by: fluffy goes wee at March 05, 2021 06:00 AM (UnQlg)

779 Pine can be an express ticket to a chimney fire.
Posted by: creeper

Yep. Hubby won't allow any pine except for his kindling sticks.

Hot and fast, pine is.

Posted by: lizabth at March 05, 2021 06:00 AM (L3Rsz)

780 In 2019 gas prices hit $2.85 in May

Posted by: Proud Moderate at March 05, 2021 06:01 AM (gpj1E)

781 Interesting reference to the fact that Sundown Joe likes to be safely ensconced in the residence around 7:00pm.


https://tinyurl.com/yadn8sjf

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 05, 2021 06:01 AM (3D/fK)

782 Interesting reference to the fact that Sundown Joe likes to be safely ensconced in the residence around 7:00pm.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

Come on, man!
Who doesn't?

Posted by: lizabth at March 05, 2021 06:03 AM (L3Rsz)

783 Governments around the world outlawed an element on the periodic table. Think about that.

Alan Greenspan wrote a very good treatise on gold in 1966, it is a pretty good read.

Another interesting article on gold was written in the 1950s by Howard Buffet, Warren's father, who was a US congressman.

It's all moot now, they aren't going to allow anyone safe harbor as it were, to protect their wealth. It all boils down to the unit of account. It doesn't have to be gold necessarily, but there has to be a definition.

Ever notice everything has a precise definition? You never hear things like "The meter lost several millimeters in heavy trading against the yard in early trading today."

Posted by: Common Tater at March 05, 2021 06:04 AM (uzvcg)

784 lizabeth, I envy you your firestarter...hubby. I bet your fire is a thing of beauty.

Mine, OTOH, is a jumble of bark, firestarters, sticks poking out everywhere and too-big logs. Are there points for form?

Posted by: creeper at March 05, 2021 06:04 AM (XxJt1)

785 771 Gold should be well north of $4000 by now, easy. The problem is it is rigged, near as I can tell. This is maybe a good thing for anybody with dental work.

Just in the last couple days it shaved a hundred bucks or so because the FED says it doesn't care about inflation, or something. Does that make sense? It was a screaming buy at $300, but the problem is it doesn't provide a return. No interest. FDR saw to that. "Gold Bond" weren't just a powder to keep a feller clean and fresh.
Posted by: Common Tater at March 05, 2021 05:57 AM (uzvcg)

Bitcon has kept the cost of PMs down. And yes, wall st. Is manipulating the price via the paper market. For now...

Posted by: clutch at March 05, 2021 06:05 AM (9UmRs)

786 Everything that is, except the dollar, or any ofher currency.

It justs "$1", there is no definition other than what it says. I'm not a goldbug per se, but everybody is hosed when money has no anchor to reality.

Posted by: Common Tater at March 05, 2021 06:07 AM (uzvcg)

787 Posted by: creeper at March 05, 2021 05:59 AM (XxJt1)

Make your fire starters with cardboard egg cartons, saw dust and paraffin.
Yeah, I wouldn't allow pine in my stove, either. First year without wood heat, and I miss not having a wood stove.

Posted by: clutch at March 05, 2021 06:08 AM (9UmRs)

788 Question:. Can you buy physical gold and keep it in an IRA?

Posted by: creeper at March 05, 2021 06:09 AM (XxJt1)

789 I tried to buy a couple thousand bucks worth of bitcoin, I couldn't figure out how. It was either .003 or .03 per at the time. I should have tried harder. Figured it would be worth gambling on.

Posted by: Common Tater at March 05, 2021 06:10 AM (uzvcg)

790 Has anyone else noticed the term 'Going into arms'
as the go-to term when politicians and the MSM reference how the national vaccination processes going?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 05, 2021 06:10 AM (3D/fK)

791 Mine, OTOH, is a jumble of bark, firestarters, sticks poking out everywhere and too-big logs. Are there points for form?
Posted by: creeper

LOL...this is how mine are if I have to personally rebuild after being away from home.

Posted by: lizabth at March 05, 2021 06:11 AM (L3Rsz)

792 Creeper, no I wouldn't trust it. But you can buy it and hold it in your hand or stash it if you'd prefer.

Posted by: clutch at March 05, 2021 06:11 AM (9UmRs)

793 You guys are so far up maslow's hierarchy of needs compared to me. I'm just hoping to get laid again one of these years....

Posted by: SFGoth at March 05, 2021 06:12 AM (m8ScB)

794 clutch, I started out using egg cartons for firestarters. Then saw the TP roll recommendation so decided to try it. I think I'll go back to egg cartons. They burned hotter, probably because they get more air.

No handy sawdust but dryer lint works well.

Posted by: creeper at March 05, 2021 06:13 AM (XxJt1)

795 If you want to buy gold, buy gold. Bullion coins stored in a safe place. That's the only reason I can think of to own it.

It can be put into an IRA, but it has to be stored by a third party. Smoke and mirrors is not why gold should be part of your portfolio. The old school rule of thumb was 2 or 3 percent of your net worth, minus real estate, in physical gold. Look at it like insurance, or ammunition. You need some, pray you never need it.

Posted by: Common Tater at March 05, 2021 06:14 AM (uzvcg)

796 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 05, 2021 06:15 AM (u82oZ)

797 As long as there are unvandalized cars, there's platinum. No need to hold gold.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 05, 2021 06:15 AM (m8ScB)

798 So here I sit... terrified for the pittance I've saved yet paralyzed at the thought of moving it.

But it has to be done. The handwriting on the wall is in 72 point font.

Posted by: creeper at March 05, 2021 06:18 AM (XxJt1)

799 First year without wood heat, and I miss not having a wood stove.
Posted by: clutch

During the cold snap a few weeks ago, we decided to turn on the big furnace, as the whole house needed heat to keep the pipes happy. I REALLY missed the wood-stove heat. It's so constant, and messing around with wood and whatnot give you something to do in winter. Not to mention its cheeriness.

Posted by: lizabth at March 05, 2021 06:18 AM (L3Rsz)

800 G'morning, Salty.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 05, 2021 06:19 AM (3D/fK)

801 Maybe Slo Joe will stroke out today. But then, how would anyone know?

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 05, 2021 06:19 AM (2BZBZ)

802 Village Idiot's Apprentice

Top o ta mornin to ya, gov'nor.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 05, 2021 06:20 AM (u82oZ)

803 I am still trying to find out why paladium went up so much. What's it used for?

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 05, 2021 06:20 AM (2BZBZ)

804 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at March 05, 2021 06:20 AM (ju2Fy)

805 >>> The old school rule of thumb was 2 or 3 percent of your net worth, minus real estate, in physical gold. Look at it like insurance, or ammunition. You need some, pray you never need it.

If TSHTF, wouldn't silver be a lot more viable?

"Two cans of tuna? You got change for an ounce of gold?"

Posted by: fluffy at March 05, 2021 06:21 AM (UnQlg)

806 in physical gold. Look at it like insurance, or ammunition. You need some, pray you never need it.
Posted by: Common Tater at March 05, 2021 06:14 AM (uzvcg)

Or like a pistol or a parachute. You might only need it once, but If you don't have it, and need it...

Posted by: clutch at March 05, 2021 06:23 AM (9UmRs)

807 fluffy, I'm thinking both...gold for big-ticket items you might need and silver for smaller ones.

Posted by: creeper at March 05, 2021 06:24 AM (XxJt1)

808 Too bad you can not store pharmaceuticals you may need.

Watching the clowns in office makes me doubt any store of wealth. They appear to be an explicit, very debased and idiotic, death cult.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 05, 2021 06:24 AM (u82oZ)

809 Had an offer of $900.00 per can for several spam cans of 7.62x54R that I happen to have laying around.

I believe I paid around $125.00 each for them several years ago.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 05, 2021 06:24 AM (3D/fK)

810 Define "SHTF"?

In the extreme, if you have to unass the country, cross borders, silver trades at a huge discount. Nobody wants it in quantity. Too heavy to carry any significant amount. It is good for making change. Historically US dollars were preferable to gold, at least overseas.

Small gold coins are made. 1/10th oz, 1/4 oz, 1/2 oz. I like silver, I did very well on a percentage basis with it. You make money on the buy. And know when to sell.

Posted by: Common Tater at March 05, 2021 06:25 AM (uzvcg)

811 We may wind up on the .22LR standard.

Posted by: creeper at March 05, 2021 06:26 AM (XxJt1)

812 Village Idiot's Apprentice

I do not want to wear any Mad Max outfits. But extra ammo -- a good start.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 05, 2021 06:26 AM (u82oZ)

813 Time for work preps.

Have a great day everyone. Be that swan gliding serenely though choppy water.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 05, 2021 06:28 AM (u82oZ)

814 "We may wind up on the .22LR standard."

If so, I'm gTG there as well.

Some years ago, after the last .22lr scare, I was able to gather around 18,000 rounds of various flavors of .22. All at, or below a nickel a round.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 05, 2021 06:30 AM (3D/fK)

815 Be safe, Salty!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 05, 2021 06:30 AM (3D/fK)

816 803 I am still trying to find out why paladium went up so much. What's it used for?
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 05, 2021 06:20 AM (2BZBZ)

Emissions after treatment, hot end of the exhaust. Or catalysts, if you prefer,

Posted by: clutch at March 05, 2021 06:30 AM (9UmRs)

817 A big key is or was the status of the USD as the, or a "reserve currency".

I'm not smart enough to understand it, but the dollar status in international agreements has kept Americans somewhat insulated against monetary derangements. Somewhat. If the dollars reserve status were to go bye-bye, it would be biblical at how expensive things got overnight. Forget anything imported. Except, what takes its place? That's the nutroll.

The dollar was the standard by which other currencies (and oil, gold, etc) were denominated.

Posted by: Common Tater at March 05, 2021 06:31 AM (uzvcg)

818 Common tater, unass this country and go where? No viable options to me.

Posted by: clutch at March 05, 2021 06:35 AM (9UmRs)

819 I did a fair amount of roaming the world in years past. I never found a country I would consider moving to, with the possible exception of Switzerland.

Posted by: creeper at March 05, 2021 06:39 AM (XxJt1)

820 Good point. It's analogous to what replaces the USD, in that sense. No where to run, nowhere to hide.

Maybe Ron Paul was right - and a big ass bucket of silver dimes isn't so stupid after all?

Posted by: Common Tater at March 05, 2021 06:39 AM (uzvcg)

821 Former Saudi oil minister Yamani has died

https://www.reuters.com/article /us-saudi-yamani-idUSKBN2AN0LE

(remove the space)

Did not know the name, but recognized the face.

"The Stone Age did not end because the world ran out of stones. The oil age will end before we run out of oil."

Posted by: fluffy at March 05, 2021 06:41 AM (UnQlg)

822 Good morning!

It rained overnight. Maybe the remaining snow will melt away faster today and this weekend it's supposed to bein the 60's. Looks like a prime weekend to get the garage cleaned and reorganized. Probably get to play golf and ride the scooter, too!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 05, 2021 06:41 AM (5XK0y)

823 809 Had an offer of $900.00 per can for several spam cans of 7.62x54R that I happen to have laying around.

I believe I paid around $125.00 each for them several years ago.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 05, 2021 06:24 AM (3D/fK)
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Wow. I have a few of them around as well, and no longer have anything to run them through. Thats an amazing offer.

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at March 05, 2021 06:44 AM (oJZyY)

824 There's some really good opera flash mobs on YouTube. Watch a couple where they sing the Brindisi from La Traviata. One in particular was set in an Italian market in Philly. You would be surprised the number of people who knew the lyrics and began singing along.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at March 05, 2021 06:45 AM (I58tH)

825 bill in Arkansas, thanks for the tip on flash mob YT videos. Sounds like a good way to spend an hour.

Posted by: creeper at March 05, 2021 06:47 AM (XxJt1)

826 LMAO! YOU thought I was going to burn. All your fancy pine knots don't mean squat. Behold the dying embers!

Posted by: creeper's fire at March 05, 2021 06:50 AM (XxJt1)

827 825 You are welcome. To keep things interesting, I always watch the first person to break out in song. He or she always has that "boy I hope the rest of the gang showed up" look.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at March 05, 2021 06:50 AM (I58tH)

828 "Wow. I have a few of them around as well, and no longer have anything to run them through. "

So in essence, you have some hermetically sealed reserve currency laying around.

Hang onto it.

And have you priced Mosin Nagants lately?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 05, 2021 06:52 AM (3D/fK)

829 LOL! You're right, bill. That look of trepidation is always there. But it always seems to turn out well.

I bet Hadrian will like the one above.

Posted by: creeper at March 05, 2021 06:53 AM (XxJt1)

830 Positive PCR rate last 7 days:

8.29%
8.38%
8.65%
9.21%
9.64%
10.01%
10.60%

That almost 30% drop. I think we have reached population immunity.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 05, 2021 06:56 AM (yrol0)

831 mornin yall

Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at March 05, 2021 06:56 AM (6Pqz7)

832 828 The reason Mosin Nagants are seemingly high is we were spoiled with the rock bottom prices. You will still see them once in awhile on racks for $300 or so. These are the ones with the quicky arsenal refinish. When you think about it, $250 to $350 is not a bad deal for an original WW2 military rifle.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at March 05, 2021 06:58 AM (I58tH)

833 The volcano in Iceland still hasn't blown, though they swear it will. Guatemala has its hands full with one right now, too.

Beginning to wonder about the fire-and-brimstone thing.

Posted by: creeper at March 05, 2021 06:58 AM (XxJt1)

834 "That almost 30% drop. I think we have reached population immunity."

Resident Biden has saved us!!!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 05, 2021 06:59 AM (3D/fK)

835 I see the online auction giant eBay has now banned 6 Dr. Seuss books. Of course they did...

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 05, 2021 07:00 AM (O+I8R)

836 And have you priced Mosin Nagants lately?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 05, 2021 06:52 AM (3D/fK)
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Yes. That was the plan, to get another Mosin and keep the spam cans. I never should have gotten rid of the last one, but it was a barter for something else more important at the time.

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at March 05, 2021 07:01 AM (oJZyY)

837 "When you think about it, $250 to $350 is not a bad deal for an original WW2 military rifle."

True.

But I liked $109.00 better.

Had the M44 up at the range the other week.

Still a blast to shoot.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 05, 2021 07:02 AM (3D/fK)

838 @830

We reached herd immunity, many, many months ago.

The virus only has deleterious effects for a very small, very particular population.

Most people either don't know they have it or get symptoms and effects that are akin to a cold or flu.

This was literally all bullshit and an op.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 05, 2021 07:02 AM (ES7ay)

839
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 05, 2021 07:02 AM (r/lYN)

840 LIB @ 0700.

*sigh*

Sgut. eBay has been my Amazon replacement. Now where do I buy stuff? Is there a company...anywhere...the just wants to do business and not run my life?

Posted by: creeper at March 05, 2021 07:04 AM (XxJt1)

841 No has ever been able to explain to me how Bitcoin will,work after the fall. Like a gold CD, really?

Posted by: On,y Context at March 05, 2021 07:05 AM (QZ/dC)

842 This was literally all bullshit and an op.

--

And it always has been. The only exception, at least for myself, was the very beginning of this fiasco. Back when nobody was really sure what its effects were going to be. It became clear to me early on that it was not what it was being portrayed, and its main goal was to destroy Trump and bring on tyranny and subjugation.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 05, 2021 07:09 AM (O+I8R)

843 This was literally all bullshit and an op.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 05, 2021 07:02 AM (ES7ay)


I have been screaming this since day one. We have been had so many ways you can't count them.

But we deserve it for being such pussies.

Posted by: creeper at March 05, 2021 07:09 AM (XxJt1)

844 Morning all. joebama just needs more time to work on his border plan.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 05, 2021 07:11 AM (0eatU)

845 What !?

I call foul, that chart doesn't have Radiatore pasta on it !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 05, 2021 07:11 AM (AKJpt)

846 Now where do I buy stuff? Is there a company...anywhere...the just wants to do business and not run my life?

--

I'm right there with you, creeper. I'm so sick and tired of activist companies I could literally puke. I've written off so many, stopped shopping with so many, will go out of my way to get what I need elsewhere. But that window is getting smaller and smaller. eBay has always been leftist, and in the 20 years I've bought and sold stuff on it, I've done less and less business with them as a result. But unfortunately, for unique kinds of things, out of print books, old movies, vintage items...things like that...there is no other place to go.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 05, 2021 07:12 AM (O+I8R)

847 Hey Ben Had. Nice to see you

Posted by: Pete Bog at March 05, 2021 07:12 AM (Jzz++)

848 837 If it hadn't been for the trade embargo, who knows what may have come out of Russia? There are probably warehouses and bunkers that haven't been opened in five decades and the Russians were never keen on scrapping out anything. A warehouse corner filled with Smith and Wesson .44 Russians and the Russian made knock offs would be in the realm of possibility. Also, I bet they just scratched the surface on exporting captured German stuff.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at March 05, 2021 07:12 AM (I58tH)

849 By the end of January, that number had skyrocketed to 203 per day, and has since risen even more to 321 per day by the beginning of March.

Who the fuck would let their children live like this??

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 05, 2021 07:13 AM (yrol0)

850
I call foul, that chart doesn't have Radiatore pasta on it !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 05, 2021 07:11 AM


third row down, right in the middle

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 05, 2021 07:13 AM (r/lYN)

851 And the most outrageous part of the Chinken Pox is the thousands of people who were forced to live and die alone.

Die, Cuomo. Take Whitmer and the rest of the ghouls with you.

Posted by: creeper at March 05, 2021 07:13 AM (XxJt1)

852 Spirelli is missing from that chart.

Posted by: creeper at March 05, 2021 07:14 AM (XxJt1)

853 All right early morning hordesters. I've still got a little dark to waste by sleeping. See you in about 90 minutes

Posted by: Pete Bog at March 05, 2021 07:15 AM (Jzz++)

854 I like cavatappi pasta. It holds sauce well and has a lot of oomph to its texture. No wimpy angel hair here!

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 05, 2021 07:17 AM (O+I8R)

855 I stand corrected, thanks !

G'mornin' everyone !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 05, 2021 07:17 AM (AKJpt)

856 How to use graphic representation to exaggerate the point you are trying to make.

1. Set the baseline just below the nadir of your data.
2. Set the timeline so the nadir is to the left of center.
3. Set the upper limit to be just above your recent high point.
4. Voila, the eye tells you the data have gone from an all time low to off-the-charts.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 05, 2021 07:19 AM (m45I2)

857 @843

Pussies may be too strong a word when the entirety of the Western World is running a scam and op on it's populace in order to usher in a Neo Feudalism.

It took the colonist 100 years to get pissed off enough at the crown to begin to fix the glitch.

So, there's that.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 05, 2021 07:20 AM (ES7ay)

858 Our beloved governor Cuomo put out a directive on a 90 day pass on traveling after you get your shots. Does that mean the vac. only lasts 90 days, no one knows what Cuomo met. We know he is popular, but please tell us what the hell is going on.

Posted by: Colin at March 05, 2021 07:21 AM (3ces/)

859 Has the Left come up with a reason why they want to disenfranchise 13 year olds, and not allow them to exercise their right to vote in national elections?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 05, 2021 07:22 AM (3D/fK)

860 Tom Bender, well said.

Posted by: clutch at March 05, 2021 07:23 AM (9UmRs)

861 859 13 year olds will not get the vote. They will be too busy taking their induction physicals at the rate we're going. Joe's Jannissaries.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at March 05, 2021 07:25 AM (I58tH)

862 >>We reached herd immunity, many, many months ago.

The virus only has deleterious effects for a very small, very particular population.

Most people either don't know they have it or get symptoms and effects that are akin to a cold or flu.
- - -
Yup. My son had a really bad case of the flu last February (where there are a sigbificant number of foreign students, including Chinese). He came home right before the lockdown, and then I got a milder case of the flu. Yeah, I think he had covid.

Fast forward to this February and a few of his friends test positive for covid and all in his dorm gets sent home. Got tested once, negative. No symptoms since then, and we just passed the 2 week window.

He doesn;t want the vaccine, and I OK with that.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 05, 2021 07:26 AM (bDqIh)

863 I'm afraid I have to blame Trump for the WuFlu disaster. He shouldn't have listened to one word out of Fauci's lying mouth.

And neither should we.

Posted by: creeper at March 05, 2021 07:26 AM (XxJt1)

864 13 year olds will get the vote (even the deciding vote) on the only thing that truly matters...

...the end configuration of their genitalia.

"I wanna be a real boy" - zombie Pinocchio

Posted by: Muldoon at March 05, 2021 07:28 AM (m45I2)

865 These people think Fauci is some kind of Oracle.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 05, 2021 07:31 AM (EZebt)

866 @862

Yep, this entire thing is as antithetical to science and reason as can be imagined.

But where two masks, no, no, three masks.

This is all so stupid.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 05, 2021 07:31 AM (ES7ay)

867 I watched Fauxi fuck up the response to AIDS for years. Any sentient human could have seen the man was incompetent. I couldn't believe it when Trump started parroting him.

We killed tens of thousands of people, right along with our entire economy.

And we're still doing it.

Posted by: creeper at March 05, 2021 07:34 AM (XxJt1)

868 Probably never see 1.99 gas again here in upstate NY. I expect to see 3.99 before long.

Posted by: Colin at March 05, 2021 07:34 AM (3ces/)

869 Eh, don't pay any attention, I'm just in a mood. Had to get some bad teeth yanked yesterday. Feel like I was in the movie Slap Shot. I'd better resume lurking before I post something I'll regert.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 05, 2021 07:35 AM (m45I2)

870 Muldoon, stick around please. On your worst day you're still the best.

Posted by: creeper at March 05, 2021 07:36 AM (XxJt1)

871 >>On your worst day you're still the best.

So true!!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 05, 2021 07:38 AM (bDqIh)

872 Morning peeps. Gas here in KY has seen a 60 cent spike since the election. Right now it's $2.79 at most places but goes up and down by about 10 cents/gal.

I've started to track my Kroger gas points again.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 05, 2021 07:38 AM (3H9h1)

873 Good Morning.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 05, 2021 07:42 AM (89T5c)

874 Rot. I was gonna wash windows today but Friday has arrived and it brought rain with it.

And a handy excuse for hanging out here.

Posted by: creeper at March 05, 2021 07:44 AM (XxJt1)

875 Boxxy nood!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 05, 2021 07:44 AM (nR2nR)

876 I like cavatappi pasta. It holds sauce well and has a lot of oomph to its texture. No wimpy angel hair here!
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 05, 2021 07:17 AM (O+I8R)


This is correct.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 05, 2021 07:44 AM (89T5c)

877 803 I am still trying to find out why paladium went up so much. What's it used for?
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 05, 2021 06:20 AM (2BZBZ)


Industrial scale? Capacitors and oil refineries, I think.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at March 05, 2021 08:07 AM (8C7+r)

878 What, no macaroni?

Posted by: Corona at March 05, 2021 09:11 AM (nakGR)

879 Et's cr-r-rap!

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