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Illegal Immigrants Test Positive for Covid But Are Sent On Their Way Into the Interior of the Country
They seem to have the "Black Lives Matter Variant" that is noncontagious.
Or maybe the Post-Election Celebration Strain, which cannot be transmitted as long as you share a bottle of champagne with a stranger.Miriam Izaguirre, a 35-year-old asylum-seeker from Honduras, crossed the Rio Grande at dawn Monday with her young son and turned herself in to the authorities.Oh, they're recommending the illegal aliens self-quarantine. On their honor as illegal immigrants. We know they scrupulously follow rules about where they're allowed to go, right? They're free to roam the country, while actual Americans are forcibly quarantined, even when not infected with covid. The positive rate found among the illegal aliens is 6.3%. That seems high.
A few hours later she was released, and the first thing she did was take a rapid test for Covid-19 at the Brownsville bus station. They told her her test came out positive. "Right now we were tested for Covid and they separated about eight of us because we were positive," she told Noticias Telemundo Investiga. "We are waiting right now." She was waiting to catch a bus to Houston. ... Other migrant families who also said they had tested positive were waiting to go to other destinations: North Carolina, Maryland and New Jersey. ... In response to Noticias Telemundo Investiga, a spokesperson for the city said in an email that Brownsville does not have the authority to retain these migrants who plan to travel to dozens of cities throughout the country. The city assured that municipal workers recommend to those who test positive to keep quarantine as indicated by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. The city employees suggest to families they go to nongovernment organizations (NGOs) and nonprofits in the the border area who can take them in and isolate them in order to keep quarantine.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 03, 2021 12:10 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 03, 2021 12:10 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 03, 2021 12:10 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Thrawn at March 03, 2021 12:11 PM (/2yZ7)
Posted by: Mishdog at March 03, 2021 12:11 PM (cqAUI)
Posted by: Thrawn at March 03, 2021 12:11 PM (/2yZ7)
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I see it too. Hopefully this one isn't the one that gets the ax.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 03, 2021 12:11 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 03, 2021 12:11 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel - Texas Morons, Support HB 1359 at March 03, 2021 12:12 PM (G6Lqs)
Posted by: Shaftoe at March 03, 2021 12:12 PM (1lOfI)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 03, 2021 12:12 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: BignJames at March 03, 2021 12:12 PM (AwYPR)
*grabs popcorn*
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 03, 2021 12:12 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2021 12:12 PM (hgso/)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 03, 2021 12:12 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 03, 2021 12:12 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Greg61 at March 03, 2021 12:12 PM (FvHZ4)
Posted by: Culmo at March 03, 2021 12:13 PM (Px4PF)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 03, 2021 12:13 PM (Cus5s)
Those who must meddle in other people's business will prevail against the "live and let live" types.
Those who change or invent laws to promote their selfish political goals will prevail against those who establish laws to promote a stable, fair, and functional society.
A quiet neighbor can never be so quiet that a noisy neighbor on the other side can't keep you awake at night.
Tolerant people do not get tolerated in return. Instead, the intrusive people just get more intolerable.
And so on.
Posted by: Emmie: grubby, low-born, non-billionaire commenter at March 03, 2021 12:10 PM (ofYez)
Copied from last thread. This is a great description. Similar to If you want peace, prepare for war. Except far more difficult to achieve. In order to prevent tyranny you have to risk tyranny.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at March 03, 2021 12:13 PM (Zm+LZ)
Just came back in for a small walk.
One guy is out in the front yard taking a sledge hammer to his faux-leather sectionals. I ask him if he is taking part in Aggression Therapy and he answers "This is hard work" as he continues to take swings at his furniture.
Another home, with the Hate Has No Home sign out front has to young male siblings wearing face diapers and shooting each other with Nerf Rifles.
So CoViD positive illegal aliens being waved on to continue the work of their Dark Lord Soros, seems relatively mild on the insanity meter.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 03, 2021 12:13 PM (C+evo)
Posted by: Thrawn at March 03, 2021 12:11 PM (/2yZ7)
I'm seeing a double post, Ace. Is anybody else seeing the same?
Posted by: Thrawn at March 03, 2021 12:11 PM (/2yZ7)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 03, 2021 12:13 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Justsayin' at March 03, 2021 12:13 PM (Fs5vw)
Posted by: banana dream at March 03, 2021 12:13 PM (y8LA9)
*orders more popcorn*
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 03, 2021 12:13 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2021 12:13 PM (BLVlg)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 03, 2021 12:13 PM (W2Pud)
I'm sitting in a company wide product development meeting and they're rolling out all these changes without explaining how we're going to get to our goals with these changes. They've also told us several times they're figuring all this out and not to worry too much about details and not to read too much into things.
Yeah, that's reassuring.
Frustratingly, the centermost goals they keep talking about were being handled by a team they nuked several months ago. It's not technically gone, but the most senior devs were fired and their QA got transferred to other teams.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 03, 2021 12:13 PM (UW2ZS)
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at March 03, 2021 12:14 PM (sGtp+)
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So many illegals that one thread can't hold them.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2021 12:14 PM (KDCRD)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at March 03, 2021 12:14 PM (jvt6t)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 03, 2021 12:15 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Flyguy at March 03, 2021 12:15 PM (pLEy5)
I've got to stop by a UPS Access Point, i.e., where they drop off packages when they miss you at the labeled address. This one is inside an Advance Auto Parts near my house. Usually places like Autozone don't give me a hard time about the face diaper; I hope this one won't.
I'm tired of waving my doctor's letter at people just to be able to shop.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 03, 2021 12:15 PM (siElw)
Rep. Maria Elvira Salazar (R-Fla.) has a message for her party: "I am a brown girl from the 'hood, who is a Republican, who is coming to tell my party that it's time to wake up and smell the votes."
The GOP needs to attract the browns," said Salazar, a Cuban American. "We, for the last 30 years since Ronald Reagan, have not sent the right message to the browns," she added. "Reagan was the last guy who gave a path to citizenship to 3 million people ... 35 years ago. It's time for us to do the same thing that Reagan did."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 03, 2021 12:15 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 03, 2021 12:15 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 03, 2021 12:15 PM (3D/fK)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 03, 2021 12:15 PM (KZzsI)
Tricky, very tricky.
Posted by: banana dream
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Ah. But that means that we have been relegated to the second team.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2021 12:15 PM (KDCRD)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 03, 2021 12:15 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: JTinKC at March 03, 2021 12:16 PM (kAdNb)
Tried to double post your post and the troll catcher caught it.
Of course. Story of my life.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2021 12:16 PM (hgso/)
Posted by: Doc Holiday at March 03, 2021 12:16 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 03, 2021 12:16 PM (xfb67)
There is already one LAPD precinct that is surrounded by a Typhoid zone... this was before COVID.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2021 12:16 PM (BLVlg)
*grabs popcorn*
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 03, 2021 12:12 PM (ptqGC)
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No, they won't. Expecting that means you're presupposing intellectual honesty, consistency and curiosity. The 'Rona Ragers have none of those things, and cognitive dissonance is their homeland.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2021 12:16 PM (Jsjd7)
Posted by: Jean Luc Picard at March 03, 2021 12:16 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 03, 2021 12:16 PM (yn6zs)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 03, 2021 12:16 PM (UW2ZS)
Posted by: Boxer at March 03, 2021 12:16 PM (zExdh)
https://tinyurl.com/2j9savfk
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 03, 2021 12:10 PM (LvTSG)
I recognize her, but I can not quite remember her name..
Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at March 03, 2021 12:17 PM (XeEyo)
While actual Americans are forcibly quarantined, even when not infected with covid.
Illegal aliens are not US
The Junta does recognize private property. We The People are their property/chattel and they will do with us what they please, foreigners are not their property and are afforded some level of respect.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 03, 2021 12:17 PM (C+evo)
******
Not to be pedantic, but that should be, "Are head lice still things?"
Posted by: Muldoon at March 03, 2021 12:17 PM (m45I2)
LOL. If you question releasing brown people with COVID into the USA, you're racist.
/brown for the win people. COVID forever. Just ask Dr. Fauci.
Posted by: Kytten at March 03, 2021 12:17 PM (tjZg/)
No, see that's WHY Texas will kill us all, because of the new cases! *the more you know* *rainbow*
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 03, 2021 12:17 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 03
They won't!
Posted by: MSM at March 03, 2021 12:17 PM (UFRZW)
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It's as if there was a zombie movie, and the government stood by and let the horde shamble on because doing something might not play well on CNN.
Posted by: exdem13 at March 03, 2021 12:17 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: dantesed at March 03, 2021 12:17 PM (88xKn)
Posted by: JTinKC
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Well, I think Ace is from NY, NY.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2021 12:17 PM (JioHo)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 03, 2021 12:17 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 03, 2021 12:15 PM (63Dwl)
To the superbowl!!
Posted by: I'll take Euphemisms for 100 Alex at March 03, 2021 12:18 PM (y8LA9)
We need to cut them some slack, you guyz!
Posted by: Lizzy at March 03, 2021 12:18 PM (bDqIh)
(awaiting asylum? .... OK, but how did they get here? illegally crossing.)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 03, 2021 12:18 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 03, 2021 12:15 PM (63Dwl)
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Okay. Here is a path to citizenship:
1. Accumulate enough money (not much) to get here and get set up.
2. Apply for residency.
3. Move here
4. Live here
5. Apply for citizenship
6. Take the citizenship test and oath
Six steps, and they already exist. Could we and should we reform the process to make it less arbitrary? Yeah, we should. Should we grant blanket amnesty and citizenship to illegal aliens? No. Hell no. There already is a "path to citizenship" that these people chose not to take.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2021 12:18 PM (Jsjd7)
Yep. Any and all spikes in cases will be blamed on Florida, Texas, and Mississippi. It doesn't matter if the super spreaders can be linked to those locations, it will be accepted wisdom.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 03, 2021 12:18 PM (UW2ZS)
Tried to double post your post and the troll catcher caught it.
Of course. Story of my life.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2021 12:16 PM (hgso/)
I know the feeling.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 03, 2021 12:18 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Doublemint Girls at March 03, 2021 12:18 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: redc1c4 (*OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated) at March 03, 2021 12:19 PM (NMW1y)
Embrace the power of the turd world, comrades ...
Posted by: ShainS at March 03, 2021 12:19 PM (i29l6)
Maybe some people really *are* too stupid to figure out the internet and know how to get an ID.
What a stupid time to be alive x1000.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 03, 2021 12:19 PM (ptqGC)
Bring all they diseased asses in up in here.
Medicare will pay for it......or Obamacare......or whatever.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 03, 2021 12:19 PM (lFhX+)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at March 03, 2021 12:19 PM (jvt6t)
Posted by: Rep. Maria Salazar at March 03, 2021 12:19 PM (N1wCb)
Posted by: CN at March 03, 2021 12:19 PM (ONvIw)
No one was whining about illegals and Biological Warfare during the Obama Reign of Error when the Regime was distributing DM-68 infected children all over the country.
Parents who were stupid and evil enough to have their offspring in government schools were wondering why their spawn were getting sick, paralyzed and soon dying after some fresh new "immigrants" were introduced into the school system.
Media:
Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 03, 2021 12:20 PM (C+evo)
Posted by: I'll take Euphemisms for 100 Alex at March 03, 2021 12:18 PM
And beyond!
Posted by: Buzz Lightbrowns at March 03, 2021 12:20 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Tuberculosis at March 03, 2021 12:20 PM (Geoni)
Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at March 03, 2021 12:20 PM (oJZyY)
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Dunno if that was planned or not, but I do suspect it was, for exactly the reason specified. Can't have states going maskless ahead of 2022, can we?
Posted by: exdem13 at March 03, 2021 12:20 PM (W+kMI)
Wonder how that happened.
Posted by: IP at March 03, 2021 12:20 PM (pWrfh)
In all honesty, I don't expect the various stores and offices policies to change for the first 1-2 months,
except for bars and restaurants.
It'll probably take that long for the population overall to be comfortable.
Posted by: naturalfake at March 03, 2021 12:05 PM (EERbD)
They put the fear of
Posted by: 4 at March 03, 2021 12:21 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Tuberculosis at March 03, 2021 12:20 PM (Geoni)
There is room right next to me!
~ Measles
Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at March 03, 2021 12:21 PM (XeEyo)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at March 03, 2021 12:21 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: Gilead Pharmaceuticals at March 03, 2021 12:21 PM (VbI7r)
Imonna put off reading it for a bit. I already am having trouble loving my neighbors the way Jesus intended me to.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 03, 2021 12:21 PM (ptqGC)
Not to be pedantic, but that should be, "Are head lice still things?"
Posted by: Muldoon
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To call them 'a thing', or 'things' is indicative of a patriarchal attitude.
Posted by: Lice Live Matter at March 03, 2021 12:21 PM (EDyPg)
This is just so fundamentally wrong.
If I had the money I'd take a bus load of these people and carry them to DC and make them walk through several of the fancier restaurants in DC...you know, where the politicians are stuffing their fat faces with lobbyists, and the troops are outside eating crap.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 03, 2021 12:21 PM (axyOa)
Embrace the power of the turd world, comrades ...
Posted by: ShainS at March 03, 2021 12:19 PM (i29l6)
I think the Obama donks want disease to spread here, it's a "you people deserve it, too" mentality. May it spread like kudzu among those putting out the welcome mats
Posted by: CN at March 03, 2021 12:21 PM (ONvIw)
Ah, yes, we're back to having no person or authority have standing against a Democrat administration's policies. The 10th Amendment becomes invisible again, just as it did under Obama.
Dang, we could use a Hawaiin judge now -- but no standing, amirite?
Posted by: Lizzy at March 03, 2021 12:21 PM (bDqIh)
Reporter: What did you learn at the border today?
Biden: A lot
after which he shuffles away.
99-year-old Prince Philip is far more vigorous than Joe Biden.
Posted by: t-bird at March 03, 2021 12:22 PM (2nFxy)
JUST IN: Pres. Biden has agreed to narrow eligibility for a new round of $1,400 stimulus payments in his $1.9 trillion coronavirus relief bill -WaPo
Oooooh can't wait to read the Biden voter's twitter rants now! lol!
Posted by: Tami at March 03, 2021 12:22 PM (cF8AT)
Raisins!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at March 03, 2021 12:15 PM (axyOa)
Finally, y'all are seeing the light...
Posted by: browndog at March 03, 2021 12:22 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: CN at March 03, 2021 12:22 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Marcus T, Unforgiven at March 03, 2021 12:22 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at March 03, 2021 12:22 PM (9uflq)
Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at March 03, 2021 12:22 PM (EDyPg)
Act accordingly.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at March 03, 2021 12:21 PM (ifmtJ)
Obeying rules and laws is for suckers, when you are the only one.
Posted by: 4 at March 03, 2021 12:22 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Lysenkos Bagged Lettuce, 100% abortion free and only tested for safety using abortions at March 03, 2021 12:23 PM (TIEIK)
Dang, we could use a Hawaiin judge now -- but no standing, amirite?
Posted by: Lizzy
Ahhh, Abbott the Boneless is nowhere to be found. Why is that not surprising?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2021 12:23 PM (hgso/)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 03, 2021 12:23 PM (ptqGC)
*Daaaa. I'm Joe Biden and I think I approve this message. By the way, where am I?*
Posted by: Marcus T, Unforgiven at March 03, 2021 12:23 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 03, 2021 12:23 PM (+WWsf)
The airports - Newark and JFK.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2021 12:24 PM (BLVlg)
Scarlet fever, mumps, non-polio EV68, chicken pox, measles. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at March 03, 2021 12:24 PM (bDqIh)
Just wait. The plan is being refined!!
Posted by: Jak Sucio at March 03, 2021 12:24 PM (jvt6t)
Posted by: Lysenkos Bagged Lettuce, 100% abortion free and only tested for safety using abortions at March 03, 2021 12:24 PM (TIEIK)
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at March 03, 2021 12:24 PM (Geoni)
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"I promise to quarantine for the two years it takes me to get a date before the asylum judge ... AND I promise to appear on my honor as a law-abiding illegal alien and my word as a Biden ... but mostly my word as a Biden."
Posted by: ShainS at March 03, 2021 12:24 PM (i29l6)
Easy enough - tell their worried asses to stay out of Texas. Problem. Solved.
Posted by: Roll Me Away at March 03, 2021 12:24 PM (sMMcg)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 03, 2021 12:19 PM (lFhX+)
Medicaid and Medicare. NJ, anyway, has a don't ask don't tell policy about immigration and citizen status. A lot of illegals get medicaid, but if they have chronic illness and are "disabled", they get medicare with no problemos.
Posted by: CN at March 03, 2021 12:24 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2021 12:24 PM (BLVlg)
https://tinyurl.com/2j9savfk
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 03, 2021 12:10 PM (LvTSG)
I recognize her, but I can not quite remember her name..
Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at March 03, 2021 12:17 PM (XeEyo)
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Evangeline Lilly.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 03, 2021 12:25 PM (LvTSG)
The airports - Newark and JFK.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2021 12:24 PM (BLVlg)
Don't worry, we got homemade masks. We're safe from ebola.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 03, 2021 12:25 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: Lice Live Matter at March 03, 2021 12:21 PM
Corrected for accuracy.
Posted by: AoSHQ Assistant Associate Woke Editorial Assistant at March 03, 2021 12:25 PM (DMUuz)
Of course, it might be considered inhumane to pen them in with congresscritters.
Posted by: nuke it from orbit at March 03, 2021 12:25 PM (XjOU1)
Posted by: Tami at March 03, 2021 12:22 PM (cF8AT)
Someone is collecting disappointed Biden voters' tweets on "Biden Voters Post Their Ls Online." It's absolutely glorious.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 03, 2021 12:25 PM (ptqGC)
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Que Street has the best lobbyists.
Posted by: Lysenkos Bagged Lettuce, 100% abortion free and only tested for safety using abortions at March 03, 2021 12:25 PM (TIEIK)
Oooooh can't wait to read the Biden voter's twitter rants now! lol!
Posted by: Tami
Yeah. Just copied the story. It's going up on Fartbook. Since they tightened the income, but didn't shrink the 1.9 trillion spending bill, Where's the NEW extra money going?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2021 12:25 PM (hgso/)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 03, 2021 12:23 PM (ptqGC)
The Capital police are "increasing security" whatever that means but I'm sure its a lot of looking stern and serious in front of the cameras.
I suspect the troops are laughing their asses off and stealing the cops' donuts.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 03, 2021 12:25 PM (axyOa)
Comes from living in a place of privilege
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 03, 2021 12:25 PM (3D/fK)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 03, 2021 12:15 PM (63Dwl)
Oh yeah, I'm sure the Great Value Gibsmedat party will do really well against Original Formula Gibsmedat. Not that it matters, but it's fun to point and laugh.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at March 03, 2021 12:25 PM (DXFDM)
Fee Bee Eye calls up their buddies in Antifa, they put on some MAGA hats and are let into the Capital. They cause a fuss and voila! Everyone who is not a democrat is a domestic terrorist! With new laws and everything!
Posted by: Kytten at March 03, 2021 12:26 PM (tjZg/)
suddenly don't feel so silly about double posting first comment in the
ONT on Monday.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 03, 2021 12:23 PM (+WWsf)
Now you just need your won blog to lock yourself out of. All the cool kids are doing it.
Posted by: 4 at March 03, 2021 12:26 PM (KnJdm)
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Imma wear two old t-shirts just to be sure.
Posted by: Lysenkos Bagged Lettuce, 100% abortion free and only tested for safety using abortions at March 03, 2021 12:26 PM (TIEIK)
Posted by: Lament for a Fallen Nation at March 03, 2021 12:26 PM (Gyhs0)
Meanwhile COVID positive illegal aliens are free to roam and infect the country at will.
But- where your masks until 2024!
Posted by: Marcus T, Unforgiven at March 03, 2021 12:26 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 03, 2021 12:23 PM (ptqGC)
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I'd much rather see border states like Texas figuratively assault the Biden immigration rules. Set up their own centers, quarantine the sick and put the healthy on planes to Honduras. Let the DOJ sue to stop them.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at March 03, 2021 12:26 PM (9uflq)
Having said that--if Senile Joe was back to being simply Mediocrity Joe he would be ordering the same things.
Posted by: Northern lurker at March 03, 2021 12:26 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 03, 2021 12:26 PM (ptqGC)
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Shut up racist.
Posted by: Lysenkos Bagged Lettuce, 100% abortion free and only tested for safety using abortions at March 03, 2021 12:27 PM (TIEIK)
Posted by: creeper at March 03, 2021 12:27 PM (XxJt1)
I think I have discovered the flaw in their master plan.
Posted by: 4 at March 03, 2021 12:28 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Dr Jill at March 03, 2021 12:28 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 03, 2021 12:28 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 03, 2021 12:28 PM (GPwVZ)
Too late sport...
@NYGovCuomo
I will be holding a COVID briefing and making an announcement at 1:00pm ET.
Posted by: Tami at March 03, 2021 12:28 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: CN at March 03, 2021
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If King Biden lays hands upon the infected I'll go away.
Posted by: Scrofula at March 03, 2021 12:28 PM (siElw)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2021 12:28 PM (BLVlg)
Maybe, but first, I'll build a lockable Valu-Rite top shelf liquor cabinet, and see how long it takes me to lose the key.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 03, 2021 12:28 PM (+WWsf)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 03, 2021 12:29 PM (63Dwl)
Meanwhile, most states won't let you leave the state and come back
without quarantining for two weeks. The schools here actually require
it.
any state that would do that is one i would never live in. how do they enforce that, I am serious? Sounds like states trying to be Europe or Australia. Sorry we get to move around, it is who we are.
Posted by: Quint at March 03, 2021 12:29 PM (dEOT9)
A lice Doesn't Live Here Anymore
Posted by: Muldoon at March 03, 2021 12:28 PM (m45I2)
A lice is in Wonderland.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 03, 2021 12:29 PM (axyOa)
Awesome! They're waiting for them to roam to country and come in contact with innocent Americans, and then. . . keeping track of it.
SUPER helpful!
They'll know where to send the body bags and CDC cleanup crew.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 03, 2021 12:29 PM (bDqIh)
In ten million years they would be a completely separate evolutionary branch probably developing two thumbs and large nerve clusters devoted solely to snark production and bad advice.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 03, 2021 12:29 PM (y8LA9)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 03, 2021 12:23 PM (ptqGC)
I suspect that absolutely nothing will happen, but the Feds will keep bringing up the specter of the QAnon Debil every few months to justify eternal DC lockdown.
OTOH, it wouldn't totally shock me if they were able to get some idjit to do a Leeroy Jenkins either.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at March 03, 2021 12:29 PM (DXFDM)
Posted by: El Highlandero at March 03, 2021 12:29 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Diesel Jones at March 03, 2021 12:29 PM (Vu7A1)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 03, 2021 12:30 PM (xfb67)
Fauci to come out and claim that wearing a latex zentai suit will protect others against Ebola.
You don't want to kill grandmother with Ebola now, do you?
Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 03, 2021 12:30 PM (C+evo)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 03, 2021 12:28 PM (+WWsf)
Installed aptly with a reversible drill, of course.
Posted by: 4 at March 03, 2021 12:30 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 03, 2021 12:25 PM (ptqGC)
Yeah, I read them often...always good for a laugh.
Posted by: Tami at March 03, 2021 12:30 PM (cF8AT)
this is actually true, but we don't need to attract the from Honduras, except on our own terms. But given the state of the war against American sovereignty, (which strategically encompasses the war against Christianity) ... we can indeed win over "browns", but win them as Christian Americans. Trump was winning Cubans, maybe even Puerto Ricans. Most that come here do work ... it is the illegal drugs and human trafficking that destroys the Hispanic communities (and other poorer communities). --
Trump wanted the big open door for legals, Biden is OK with China fentanyl and the slave labor in China ... all Americans should oppose that, especially the "lower class" worker (where many POCs reside, and Dems shiit on them).
Posted by: illiniwek at March 03, 2021 12:30 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: rickb223
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To laundry shops like The Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2021 12:30 PM (vOGqy)
Posted by: creeper at March 03, 2021 12:27 PM (XxJt1)
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We need to slap some hot irons on this, STAT.
Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at March 03, 2021 12:30 PM (V40IZ)
Posted by: blaster at March 03, 2021 12:30 PM (LHS8g)
Posted by: creeper at March 03, 2021 12:27 PM (XxJt1)
oh yeah, it's still applies
Posted by: STINK at March 03, 2021 12:30 PM (6iURM)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2021 12:30 PM (BLVlg)
separate evolutionary branch probably developing two thumbs and large
nerve clusters devoted solely to snark production and bad advice.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 03, 2021 12:29 PM (y8LA9)
And boobs.
Posted by: 4 at March 03, 2021 12:31 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: blaster at March 03, 2021 12:31 PM (LHS8g)
You mean 2 shitholes?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 03, 2021 12:31 PM (GPwVZ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 03, 2021 12:10 PM (LvTSG)
Don't worry, they won't.
Posted by: Corrupt Media at March 03, 2021 12:31 PM (9AFWN)
JUST IN: 2021 CPAC's "Nazi" stage was designed by Design Foundry, a company that has worked for Biden and MSNBC
98% of company political donations have gone to Democrat candidates
https://bit.ly/3rhDK6b
Bitches set them up.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 03, 2021 12:31 PM (UW2ZS)
without quarantining for two weeks. The schools here actually require
it.
In MA they use the overhead traffic alert signs on rt 95 to remind you to social distance from other cars.
But sure, just let 27 people crammed in an SUV fresh from over the boarder drop in to our communities!!
Posted by: Lizzy at March 03, 2021 12:31 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 03, 2021 12:31 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: 4 at March 03, 2021 12:21 PM (KnJdm)
This was the biggest con job I've seen inflicted on the nation. Children might be rebellious enough to fight it compared to submissive codgers.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at March 03, 2021 12:31 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: CN at March 03, 2021 12:31 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 03, 2021 12:29 PM
This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Hot Iron at March 03, 2021 12:31 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2021 12:31 PM (BLVlg)
Man, the Reps must be fired up!!!Q!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!
*whew*
I crack me up.
Heh.
*sobs*
Posted by: naturalfake at March 03, 2021 12:31 PM (EERbD)
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at March 03, 2021 12:31 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: blaster at March 03, 2021 12:30 PM (LHS8g)
Well the freak out is emotional and not logical(sound familiar?). So unless their emotional leaders tell them to freak out about it, they won't.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at March 03, 2021 12:31 PM (Zm+LZ)
Because they don't know how to shriek at and badger people in Spanish?
Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 03, 2021 12:32 PM (C+evo)
Random Twitter person made a good observation yesterday that Dr. Jill is more or less at his side for all television interviews, but they often crop her out of the picture, sometimes awkwardly with Joe shown off-center next to weirdly empty space, and only show her when it's necessary to include her words 'cause he's leaning into incoherency.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 03, 2021 12:32 PM (+WWsf)
Next time I want to go somewhere I'm going to turn myself into Border Patrol and ask to be bussed to grandma's house in New Hampshire.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 03, 2021 12:32 PM (ohOLP)
Posted by: Susan Lice at March 03, 2021 12:32 PM (vOGqy)
Yep. We just needed a couple of days to get the articles written. We'll let you know what you did tomorrow!
Posted by: The MFM at March 03, 2021 12:33 PM (KfC1e)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2021 12:25 PM (hgso/)
What are Hookers and blow?
Posted by: Hunter for the Daily Double! at March 03, 2021 12:33 PM (y8LA9)
Posted by: naturalfake at March 03, 2021 12:33 PM (EERbD)
I'm beginning to understand how they feel.
Posted by: pep at March 03, 2021 12:33 PM (v16oJ)
If King Biden lays hands upon the infected I'll go away.
Posted by: Scrofula at March 03, 2021 12:28 PM (siElw)
He'll sniff those bugs right up his nose
Posted by: CN at March 03, 2021 12:33 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at March 03, 2021 12:33 PM (Geoni)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2021 12:33 PM (BLVlg)
without quarantining for two weeks."
I've never done this. Just sayin, and I don't believe it was ever "most states"
Posted by: IP at March 03, 2021 12:33 PM (pWrfh)
Posted by: Tyson Fury at March 03, 2021 12:33 PM (/wCkN)
*begins staring at his hands feverishly*
Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 03, 2021 12:33 PM (+WWsf)
It spoils the fun, and the release of illegals or fake asylum petitioners is outrageous in its own right, but remember travel restrictions - like all other "policies" to "mitigate" a highly infectious already prevalent virus - are pointless.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 03, 2021 12:34 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 03, 2021 12:10 PM (LvTSG)
Don't worry, they won't.
Posted by: Corrupt Media at March 03, 2021 12:31 PM (9AFWN)
Good. Better they stay in their bunkers.
Posted by: 4 at March 03, 2021 12:34 PM (KnJdm)
Someone is collecting disappointed Biden voters' tweets on "Biden Voters Post Their Ls Online." It's absolutely glorious.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh
What the hell is an "L"?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 03, 2021 12:34 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: President Select Decaf at March 03, 2021 12:34 PM (hpVf/)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 03, 2021 12:34 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 03, 2021 12:25 PM (LvTSG)
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Whom the lefties tried to cancel for her initial objections to Fauci-rules.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at March 03, 2021 12:34 PM (9uflq)
In a hard-hitting interview with Robin Roberts on ABC:
"I talked with Mrs. Obama in her first interview since the inauguration and asked her, 'who is she becoming now?'"
Mooch: "I'm becoming more free and I hope I'm becoming smarter and wiser and more patient. I hope I'm becoming someone that is comfortable getting out of the way so that the next generation can take the seat that I'm sitting in."
How about getting waaaay out of the way. I hear Mars is nice.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 03, 2021 12:34 PM (ptqGC)
Oooooh can't wait to read the Biden voter's twitter rants now! lol!
Posted by: Tami
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What are the new restrictions?
Posted by: Scrofula at March 03, 2021 12:34 PM (siElw)
Posted by: blaster at March 03, 2021 12:30 PM (LHS8g)
Well the freak out is emotional and not logical(sound familiar?). So unless their emotional leaders tell them to freak out about it, they won't.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy
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The Left rely on emotional manipulation, because that's all that they have.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2021 12:35 PM (DMQdU)
Posted by: Yo! at March 03, 2021 12:35 PM (r4bSV)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 03, 2021 12:34 PM (63Dwl)
Loss. It's what the cool kids say when they've been let down.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 03, 2021 12:35 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Alec Leamas at March 03, 2021 12:36 PM (ssz2a)
But there are none apparently.
Posted by: blaster at March 03, 2021 12:36 PM (LHS8g)
What are the new restrictions?
Posted by: Scrofula
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If there is any evidence that you are in any way conservative, you're off of the list.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2021 12:36 PM (DMQdU)
Replaceable glass panels with an artfully etched "break in case of emergency" disclaimer.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 03, 2021 12:36 PM (+WWsf)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 03, 2021 12:36 PM (mht8P)
{{{ Hi, Anna }}}
* choreographed 180 turn & synchronized tail twerking *
Posted by: Bronies at March 03, 2021 12:36 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Insomniac
Plenty of 10 story buildings.
Only need 60' sections of rope.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2021 12:36 PM (hgso/)
Posted by: Lindsey Grahamnesty forvevah at March 03, 2021 12:36 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Scrofula at March 03, 2021 12:34 PM (siElw)
Government worker? Here is money
Any other worker? DIAF
Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at March 03, 2021 12:36 PM (XeEyo)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 03, 2021 12:36 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: blaster at March 03, 2021 12:30 PM (LHS8g)
The left has perfected the installation of doublethink into their proles.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at March 03, 2021 12:36 PM (DXFDM)
When you cram 25 peeps into a suburban the virus is gunna virus
Posted by: Yo! at March 03, 2021 12:37 PM (r4bSV)
Posted by: Culmo at March 03, 2021 12:13 PM (Px4PF)
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Where do you think those cheap jobs are?
Posted by: President Select Decaf at March 03, 2021 12:37 PM (hpVf/)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2021 12:36 PM (hgso/)
Rope is expensive. Gravity is free.
Posted by: 4 at March 03, 2021 12:37 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 03, 2021 12:37 PM (Zz0t1)
Loss. It's what the cool kids say when they've been let down.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh
Thanks. It's hard to keep up with this stuff.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 03, 2021 12:37 PM (63Dwl)
But there are none apparently.
Posted by: blaster at March 03, 2021 12:36 PM (LHS8g)
We welcome the tired, the poor, the contagious! H8er
Posted by: Lindsey Grahamnesty forvevah at March 03, 2021 12:37 PM (ONvIw)
Absence of Ma lice
Posted by: Muldoon at March 03, 2021 12:36 PM (m45I2)
Torn between groaning and applauding.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at March 03, 2021 12:37 PM (XeEyo)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
Loss. It's what the cool kids say when they've been let down.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh
Too many L's and you're no longer cool.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2021 12:37 PM (hgso/)
Posted by: Amy Shumer at March 03, 2021 12:11 PM (/2yZ7)
I'm seeing a double post, Ace. Is anybody else seeing the same?
Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 03, 2021 12:11 PM (/2yZ7)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 03, 2021 12:13 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Amy Shumer at March 03, 2021 12:38 PM (ohOLP)
Posted by: Andrew The Pious Cuhomo at March 03, 2021 12:38 PM (flINI)
Posted by: blaster at March 03, 2021 12:30 PM (LHS8g)
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The racism insulation.
Posted by: President Select Decaf at March 03, 2021 12:38 PM (hpVf/)
Absence of Ma lice
Posted by: Muldoon at March 03, 2021 12:36 PM (m45I2)
Torn between groaning and applauding.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at March 03, 2021 12:37 PM (XeEyo)
Don't let it bug you.
Posted by: 4 at March 03, 2021 12:38 PM (KnJdm)
Absence of Ma lice
Posted by: Muldoon
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[writhes on floor, victim of punshot wound]
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2021 12:38 PM (DMQdU)
Posted by: Amy Shumer at March 03, 2021 12:11 PM (/2yZ7)
I'm seeing a double post, Ace. Is anybody else seeing the same?
Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 03, 2021 12:11 PM (/2yZ7)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 03, 2021 12:13 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Amy Shumer at March 03, 2021 12:38 PM (ohOLP)
Inception, but with Amy Schumer.
*runs off to throw up in a trash can*
Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at March 03, 2021 12:38 PM (XeEyo)
Posted by: Tyson Fury at March 03, 2021 12:38 PM (mOiYT)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 03, 2021 12:34 PM
Subaru driver.
Posted by: Brattleboro Wymyn's Health Initiative at March 03, 2021 12:38 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: torabora at March 03, 2021 12:38 PM (WFQCH)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2021 12:39 PM (BLVlg)
Appearing to pay the staggering price of resigning in the face of #MeToo should get me off the hook for premeditated mass murder.
I may also have to agree to serve a small sentence at home until lockdowns are over.
Posted by: Andrew "The Full Sausage" Cuomo at March 03, 2021 12:39 PM (KDCRD)
https://tinyurl.com/2j9savfk
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 03, 2021 12:10 PM (LvTSG)
Wii Fit girl is hotter.
https://___ur.com/xvo5Toy
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 03, 2021 12:39 PM (Zz0t1)
160,000 for joint filers
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 03, 2021 12:39 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Tyson Fury at March 03, 2021 12:38 PM (mOiYT)
Tyson posts his L.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 03, 2021 12:39 PM (UW2ZS)
Wray denies the obvious, that anti-Trump people led the charge. Some "Proud Boys" were involved, but are they really MAGA people? idk, I think they acted on their own idiocy, if not actually a PsyOp (Wray may have been behind it, or other DeepState goons). That is our current State of the Union ... the Junta State.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 03, 2021 12:39 PM (Cus5s)
1. They will be sent to Texas, Florida, and Mississippi (and any other states that "open")
2. In 4 weeks, because of this, these states will see a spike.
3. Lather. Rinse. Repeat. Welcome to year two of two weeks to stop the spread
Posted by: Chuck C at March 03, 2021 12:39 PM (awtm/)
Posted by: torabora at March 03, 2021 12:38 PM (WFQCH)
I heard that there was a party going on in here.
Posted by: Hunter Biden at March 03, 2021 12:39 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 03, 2021 12:39 PM (Zz0t1)
brown girl from the 'hood, who is a Republican, who is coming to tell my
party that it's time to wake up and smell the votes."
=================
haha! "the hood" in this case includes Coral Gables, Pinecrest, South Miami, Miami Beach and Key Biscayne. All wealthy. She represents our old home, Coconut Grove.
This is ridiculous.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at March 03, 2021 12:40 PM (9uflq)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 03, 2021 12:40 PM (ptqGC)
Oooooh can't wait to read the Biden voter's twitter rants now! lol!
Posted by: Tami
***
What are the new restrictions?
Posted by: Scrofula at March 03, 2021 12:34 PM (siElw)
...
You have to apply through Facebook, and they check your account for wrongspeak.
Posted by: Amy Shumer at March 03, 2021 12:40 PM (ohOLP)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 03, 2021 12:40 PM (UW2ZS)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 03, 2021 12:13 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Amy Shumer at March 03, 2021 12:38 PM (ohOLP)
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A perfect example oh Hash Privilege
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2021 12:40 PM (DMQdU)
Posted by: blaster
The left has perfected the installation of doublethink into their proles.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen
Two opposing viewpoints at the exact same time without imploding.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2021 12:40 PM (hgso/)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2021 12:40 PM (DMQdU)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at March 03, 2021 12:40 PM (I58tH)
I get that saying the Left is hypocritical has no power. But how come the maskarens are not freaking the f out over this?
Posted by: blaster at March 03, 2021 12:30 PM (LHS8g)
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This is related to a point I've been making about the election, and some other things: there is a whole lot of stuff going on that's demonstrably bullshit, and doesn't even pass a simple smell test. Basically everything, in fact.
The millions of people outwardly parroting and endorsing these things are *pretending*. Some because they are loyal to the Party. Some because they fear the Party. This is the kind of society-wide playacting that makes a country like this work. It's just Kremlinology. Everyone reads Pravda so they can discern what set of lies they're expected to tell, not because they believe what's printed in it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2021 12:41 PM (sCTt7)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 03, 2021 12:41 PM (m45I2)
Strangely enough, Amy's dream level is all about reliving the Exit to Eden movie with Dan Aykroyd and Rosie O'Donnell.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 03, 2021 12:41 PM (+WWsf)
They WANT illegals in the country, and they don't give a shit about this virus.
If either of those was not true, they'd be doing something else. They're not doing something else.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 03, 2021 12:41 PM (oQ94s)
Here's the higher resolution video.
https://youtu.be/v31qxrXsxv0
Posted by: bonhomme at March 03, 2021 12:41 PM (UW2ZS)
Posted by: Yo! at March 03, 2021 12:42 PM (r4bSV)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 03, 2021 12:42 PM (Tckfm)
Stimulus checks will now go out to fewer people than under Trump
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 03, 2021 12:42 PM (dKiJG)
shoot the spokesman.
Posted by: Unclefacts at March 03, 2021 12:42 PM (ihUzW)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2021 12:42 PM (CTJwJ)
Posted by: Amy Shumer at March 03, 2021 12:11 PM (/2yZ7)
I'm seeing a double post, Ace. Is anybody else seeing the same?
Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 03, 2021 12:11 PM (/2yZ7)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 03, 2021 12:13 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Amy Shumer at March 03, 2021
***
This is like "lather, rinse, repeat" on a shampoo bottle.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 03, 2021 12:42 PM (siElw)
Posted by: CN at March 03, 2021 12:42 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 03, 2021 12:42 PM (ptqGC)
And no, "lawfare" will do nothing to help, aside from speed bumps (like the judge nixing the deportation moratorium) that will be negligible, overall.
Enjoy!
Posted by: rhomboid at March 03, 2021 12:42 PM (OTzUX)
The airports - Newark and JFK.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2021 12:24 PM (BLVlg)
That's funny, I could have sworn the Wuhan virus was the end-all for all viral threats these days. Will Fauci and Co say again that you don't have to quarantine the healthy for Ebola like they did during the West African Ebola outbreak?
Tunnel vision, man.
Posted by: Thrawn at March 03, 2021 12:43 PM (/2yZ7)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 03, 2021 12:43 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Scrofula
Under the agreement, the $1,400 direct payments to taxpayers will begin to phase out at $75,000 for individuals, with no one making more than $80,000 eligible for payments. For couples who file jointly, the phase-out will begin for those making $150,000 and end at $160,000.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2021 12:43 PM (hgso/)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2021 12:43 PM (BLVlg)
He and his wife work at the Uni, make around 165-170k as a couple. LOL.
Posted by: IP at March 03, 2021 12:43 PM (pWrfh)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel - Texas Morons, Support HB 1359 at March 03, 2021 12:43 PM (G6Lqs)
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 03, 2021 12:43 PM (dJLHy)
Posted by: Unclefacts at March 03, 2021 12:42 PM (ihUzW)
Gotta shoot someone.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at March 03, 2021 12:43 PM (XeEyo)
Posted by: Two new GA Dem Senators at March 03, 2021 12:43 PM (mOiYT)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 03, 202
***
That's about right. Only 6% of those who died *with* COVID died *of* COVID, after all.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 03, 2021 12:44 PM (siElw)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 03, 2021 12:40 PM (ptqGC)
Transjenner. You can be trans and still chase the poon.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 03, 2021 12:44 PM (oQ94s)
phase it out for all government workers that kept their income the whole time, even if they did not work, or "worked" from home. (like our teachers that still won't work).
Posted by: illiniwek at March 03, 2021 12:44 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: BurtTC at March 03, 2021 12:41 PM (oQ94s)
The GOPe is completely on board with driving down wages and increasing profit for richie rich, just like the donks
Posted by: CN at March 03, 2021 12:44 PM (ONvIw)
The Left rely on emotional manipulation, because that's all that they have.
Seems to work really well actually. They stole the presidency, destroyed our justice system and have had us under defacto martial law for almost a year.
Posted by: Kytten at March 03, 2021 12:44 PM (tjZg/)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 03, 2021 12:44 PM (UW2ZS)
Posted by: IP at March 03, 2021 12:43 PM (pWrfh)
I can not imagine that they are feeling the pain while working for a Uni.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at March 03, 2021 12:45 PM (XeEyo)
Children are probably safer with the capital behind wire.
Posted by: Northern lurker at March 03, 2021 12:45 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 03, 2021 12:45 PM (6/LtX)
They are grifting $600 off the top.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2021 12:45 PM (hgso/)
Posted by: Yo!
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“A government which robs Peter to pay Paul, an always count on the support of Paul.” – George Bernard Shaw
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2021 12:45 PM (CTJwJ)
He and his wife work at the Uni, make around 165-170k as a couple. LOL.
Posted by: IP at March 03, 2021 12:43 PM (pWrfh)
Be patient. Give him time.....sounds familiar. #twoweeks
Posted by: CN at March 03, 2021 12:45 PM (ONvIw)
Context, though, says "Lamentations" is a pretty good fit.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at March 03, 2021 12:45 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: AC/DC at March 03, 2021 12:45 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2021 12:46 PM (CTJwJ)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 03, 2021 12:44 PM (Cus5s)
I believe that government workers are getting over $1K per week for dealing with having to do school from home for their kids.
No, I am not making this up.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at March 03, 2021 12:46 PM (XeEyo)
JUST IN: 2021 CPAC's "Nazi" stage was designed by Design Foundry, a company that has worked for Biden and MSNBC
98% of company political donations have gone to Democrat candidates
https://bit.ly/3rhDK6b
Bitches set them up.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 03, 2021 12:31 PM (UW2ZS)
This makes sense. The accusation came from such an obscure reference that I could believe that a design firm researched it, used it for the stage, then leaked the design's origins to the nobody podcasters to broadcast to the world.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 03, 2021 12:46 PM (4tiP2)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at March 03, 2021 12:40 PM (I58tH)
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That's going to be a short list.
Posted by: President Select Decaf at March 03, 2021 12:46 PM (hpVf/)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 03, 2021 12:47 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 03, 2021 12:47 PM (Tckfm)
Context, though, says "Lamentations" is a pretty good fit.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at March 03, 2021 12:45 PM (ZSK0i)
"L's" stands for "Losses." Kind of the opposite of "Take the W" meaning "accept the win, even if it's not what you wanted."
It started out with "Women Posting their Ls Online," because apparently young women will post private information about how they've done something to fuck up their life for all the world to see.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 03, 2021 12:47 PM (jOcSX)
Seems to work really well actually. They stole the presidency, destroyed our justice system and have had us under defacto martial law for almost a year.
Posted by: Kytten at March 03, 2021 12:44 PM (tjZg/)
Yup.....works well on stupid people and democrats.
But I am repeating myself.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 03, 2021 12:47 PM (lFhX+)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 03, 2021 12:46 PM (4tiP2)
Seriously, don't they look at the background of their vendors? Probably some RINOs involved in approving the selection to smear conservatives...Mitt maybe?
Posted by: CN at March 03, 2021 12:47 PM (ONvIw)
oh they're not, but he's mostly a parasite on society that has been all gung ho for his free money. To see him just miss it will be glorious.
Posted by: IP at March 03, 2021 12:47 PM (pWrfh)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 03, 2021 12:46 PM (4tiP2)
Yeah, I would not be surprised to read on their internal channels:
Guess what I am going to make the stage look like?
What?
A NAZI symbol! And those idiots will never know!
Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at March 03, 2021 12:48 PM (XeEyo)
I guess the test is meaningless, because if they really had it, or were incapacitated from it, they would not have been able to walk those 1000 miles to cross illegally.
Posted by: jb at March 03, 2021 12:48 PM (T2wkl)
Posted by: Fox2! at March 03, 2021 12:48 PM (XNdCd)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at March 03, 2021 12:40 PM (I58tH)
--------------------
That's going to be a short list.
Posted by: President Select Decaf at March 03, 2021
***
Fifteen million names will use up a lot of paper!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 03, 2021 12:48 PM (siElw)
160,000 for joint filers
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 03, 2021 12:39 PM (dKiJG)
So, the $1.9 Trillion price tag is reduced a lot, right?
OK, OK, I denounce myself.
Posted by: Gref at March 03, 2021 12:48 PM (AMIL/)
https://tinyurl.com/2zvuzas2
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at March 03, 2021 12:48 PM (9uflq)
Exact same people who still believe Hillary was the Most Qualified President Ever™.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 03, 2021 12:48 PM (+WWsf)
Looking forward to Big Law lawyers who represented the 9/11 terrorists offering their services to the MAGA grandmas who walked inside what by then appeared to be an open building.
https://bit.ly/30ak1ti
Posted by: bonhomme at March 03, 2021 12:49 PM (UW2ZS)
If Trump does x its bad because he's bad.
If Biden does the same x its good because he's not Bad Orange Man
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 03, 2021 12:49 PM (KZzsI)
without quarantining for two weeks."
Truck driver Hubbymayhem says, "that's cute."
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 03, 2021 12:49 PM (Vxu+H)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 03, 2021 12:49 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Fox2! at March 03, 2021 12:48 PM (XNdCd)
Wait, what? Didn't they read the poem at the Statue of Liberty?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 03, 2021 12:49 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2021 12:37 PM
This is about us, isn't it?
Posted by: Llamas everywhere at March 03, 2021 12:49 PM (zExdh)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2021 12:41 PM (sCTt7)
-----------------
Nancy's people were accusing Trump of being under Russian influence while emulating them to the hilt.
Posted by: President Select Decaf at March 03, 2021 12:49 PM (hpVf/)
Posted by: bonhomme
Mazel tov!
I'm down about the same from mid-Summer 2020. (15 to go.) It's a great feeling, even better than it was going the other way.
Posted by: SFGoth at March 03, 2021 12:49 PM (KAi1n)
https://tinyurl.com/y7f8mo9v
Posted by: Tami at March 03, 2021 12:49 PM (cF8AT)
All those new citizens were republican voters, didnt it??
Posted by: LASue at March 03, 2021 12:49 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: washrivergal at March 03, 2021 12:49 PM (ZE5eB)
Posted by: Marcus T
I'll bet 1,000 quatloos that SCOTUS refuses to hear the case 9-0.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2021 12:50 PM (hgso/)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at March 03, 2021 12:50 PM (9uflq)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2021 12:50 PM (hgso/)
Nah, it will be 7-2. I am getting the feeling that Thomas and Alito are entering the DGAF phase of their career.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at March 03, 2021 12:50 PM (XeEyo)
without quarantining for two weeks."
Truck driver Hubbymayhem says, "that's cute."
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 03, 2021
***
Are they actually posting state cops at every point where a highway leaves/enters their states? Ha.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 03, 2021 12:50 PM (siElw)
Posted by: Yo! at March 03, 2021 12:51 PM (r4bSV)
Really? Do you really think that there are staging companies and designers that are conservatives? The answer is... no. Sorry. They are either Commies, Super Hard Left or Hard Left. That's the choice.
Posted by: Kytten at March 03, 2021 12:51 PM (tjZg/)
I'll bet 1,000 quatloos that SCOTUS refuses to hear the case 9-0.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2021 12:50 PM (hgso/)
We've got young kids! We can't act with integrity!!
Posted by: Amy and Kav at March 03, 2021 12:51 PM (ONvIw)
Guess what I am going to make the stage look like?
What?
A NAZI symbol! And those idiots will never know!
Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at March 03, 2021 12:48 PM (XeEyo)
==========
"Because they're such nazis?"
"YUP!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 03, 2021 12:51 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at March 03, 2021 12:51 PM (jvt6t)
But Ellis Island was staffed and managed by white racist sexist homophobic men!
Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 03, 2021 12:51 PM (+WWsf)
Posted by: bonhomme
Mazel tov!
I'm down about the same from mid-Summer 2020. (15 to go.) It's a great feeling, even better than it was going the other way.
Posted by: SFGoth at March 03, 2021
***
"Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 03, 2021 12:51 PM (siElw)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 03, 2021 12:51 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at March 03, 2021 12:51 PM (I58tH)
Democrats cut covid checks again, to pay for increases in money going to bail out California public employees.
https://tinyurl.com/2zvuzas2
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent
Holy Crap - the tweets on that page!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 03, 2021 12:51 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 03, 2021 12:52 PM (dKiJG)
Thanks!
I'm down about the same from mid-Summer 2020. (15 to go.) It's a great feeling, even better than it was going the other way.
Congrats. Let's keep it going!
Posted by: bonhomme at March 03, 2021 12:52 PM (UW2ZS)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 03, 2021 12:52 PM (ptqGC)
"YUP!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 03, 2021 12:51 PM (LvTSG)
The logic makes sense... if you do not think about it.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at March 03, 2021 12:52 PM (XeEyo)
Posted by: Kytten at March 03, 2021 12:51 PM (tjZg/)
I don't believe that. Someone had to approve it, and that person is guilty as sin.
Posted by: Amy and Kav at March 03, 2021 12:52 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 03, 2021 12:52 PM (ptqGC)
Always a true statement.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at March 03, 2021 12:53 PM (XeEyo)
I certainly hope so. I don't know why conservatives, who think the Court fucks up as often as not, are eager to have it take and decide gun cases.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 03, 2021 12:53 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: washrivergal at March 03, 2021 12:49 PM (ZE5eB)
He'll get a bonus...for doing such a great job.
Posted by: BignJames at March 03, 2021 12:53 PM (AwYPR)
That would presume that A) they were smart, ii) they cared, and 4) they are not of the same grifting body.
Posted by: Hunter Biden at March 03, 2021 12:53 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Kytten at March 03, 2021 12:51 PM (tjZg/)
Tired and poor didn't used to include contagious. It does now.
Posted by: CN at March 03, 2021 12:53 PM (ONvIw)
~ * the more you don't know ~ *
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 03, 2021 12:53 PM (QjGTg)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 03, 2021 12:52 PM
Malls are open???
Posted by: Diogenes at March 03, 2021 12:54 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Fox2! at March 03, 2021 12:48 PM (XNdCd)
-----
"Minus 10,000 social credit points for you, comrade. You will hear a knock at your door was in the next 60 seconds -- and a free one-way ticket to Club Gitmo fro8m your government. Enjoy the waterboarding, it's beautiful this time of year!" -- Bob from the State Ministry of Truth, Reality, and Security ... but mostly Security (formerly the NSA)
Posted by: ShainS at March 03, 2021 12:54 PM (u4gGm)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 03, 2021 12:49 PM (OTzUX)
--
It's coming. House Rep Salazar is going to unveil the GOP amnesty plan. Larry Kudlow was excited about it.
Posted by: Revenant at March 03, 2021 12:54 PM (UelxP)
I definitely needed to lose the post cancer and post surgery weight. I have more energy, feel better, look better, and it's nice to look in the mirror and feel sharp.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 03, 2021 12:54 PM (UW2ZS)
I certainly hope so. I don't know why conservatives, who think the Court fucks up as often as not, are eager to have it take and decide gun cases.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 03, 2021 12:53 PM (H5knJ)
It's simple. With the local state government in blue states you have no chance. With the courts you have some chance.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at March 03, 2021 12:54 PM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
Full blown mental illness on display.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2021 12:55 PM (hgso/)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 03, 2021 12:55 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 03, 2021 12:52 PM
Malls are open???
Posted by: Diogenes at March 03, 2021 12:54 PM (axyOa)
I was at Polaris Mall about a week ago.
The malls are dead, shooter or not.
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 03, 2021 12:55 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 03, 2021 12:51 PM (63Dwl)
Twitter is a cesspool of work(or not)-from-home leftists that get called in to gang-crap on any designated emanual goldsteins. There is no point to it and it should be avoided by the sane.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 03, 2021 12:55 PM (y8LA9)
Because in a Venn Diagram, the overlap of Mask Karens and the gentry white liberals who are so ashamed to be white that they wear their shame as a point of pride is 100%
They're not going to lecture the illegal immigrants because they're fully internalized their status as unpersons. So naturally they take it out on the only people that their masters allow them to take it out.
Real unpersons like us.
Posted by: Homer's Donuts at March 03, 2021 12:55 PM (HK8/E)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 03, 2021 12:52 PM
I lived in apartments nearby when I lived in Ohio. I think in two years I only went into the mall once (went to Barnes and Noble a lot but never into the mall).
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 03, 2021 12:56 PM (jOcSX)
Posted by: LASue at March 03, 2021 12:56 PM (Ed8Zd)
Sorry too close to reality. Hathaway seeks to overthrow the Earth Federation government through Direct Action.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2021 12:56 PM (BLVlg)
I was at Polaris Mall about a week ago.
The malls are dead, shooter or not.
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 03, 2021 12:55 PM
Heh.
If they had a shooter at my local mall...you know, the one next to the permanently closed theater, it would likely take the cops a week to even find out about it. And I wonder what the shooter would be shooting at? Mannequins?
Posted by: Diogenes at March 03, 2021 12:57 PM (axyOa)
Here's how the left thinks of white working class guys disobeying the government over travel: selfish, hateful, angry, killing granny
Here's how the left thinks of Latin American guys disobeying the government over travel: diverse, victim, trying to help family, cheap labor
I presume most Karens are aware that Biden is letting in a swarm of illegals - but they aren't thinking about this logically - they are thinking about this in the terms the FNM tells them to think.
Posted by: Dr Jill at March 03, 2021 12:57 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 03, 2021 12:57 PM (axyOa)
I was at Polaris Mall about a week ago.
The malls are dead, shooter or not.
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 03, 2021 12:55 PM (TdMsT)
Easton at least was open but we will not go there at night, too many fights and shootings there.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 03, 2021 12:57 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 03, 2021 12:57 PM (+WWsf)
Posted by: LASue at March 03, 2021 12:56 PM (Ed8Zd
Covid Maria> Ebola Uzomaka
Posted by: CN at March 03, 2021 12:57 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 03, 2021 12:57 PM (4+MtS)
~ * the more you don't know ~ *
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 03, 2021 12:53 PM (QjGTg)
Covid blankets are only bad when white people bring them.
Dark Ages II is gonna be lit...well, no, not lit at all actually. Wonder how many hundreds of years it will be before they discover candles again, and move past the wick being a sign of utter evil what will anger Gaia, cause science says everything the masses do anger her.
Posted by: Bete at March 03, 2021 12:58 PM (Ojki1)
No injuries have been reported as of 12:43 p.m.
Gang related and memory holed in 3...2...
Posted by: IP at March 03, 2021 12:58 PM (pWrfh)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy
And when you lose, you lose forever.
Witness NFA 1934, GCA 1968, GCA 1986.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2021 12:58 PM (hgso/)
Further proving that Democrats want you dead, regardless of method or optics.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 03, 2021 12:58 PM (Zz0t1)
The CPAC people hired a designer. Who is a leftist. They probably pitched a half dozen designs to them. CPAC liked this one the best, and never even thought of a NAZI thing. To be honest, I doubt the designer thought of anything NAZI. They just needed a functional space in a certain budget range that was interesting to get people on and off stage.
As for the person approving it being guilty, are Republicans now required to imagine NAZI symbols everywhere? Is that our world now?
Must. Avoid. Imaginary. NAZI. Symbols. To. Appease. The. Crazies.
Posted by: Kytten at March 03, 2021 12:58 PM (tjZg/)
Jenny's saying, well, no Joe cannot force states to get all teachers vaccinated by any particular date, and gee, no, all teachers vaccinated is not a prerequisite to opening a school, yada, yada, yada.
If their lips are moving, they are lying, from Joe on down.
Posted by: Gref at March 03, 2021 12:59 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 03, 2021 12:59 PM (Xrpa4)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 03, 2021 12:57 PM (+WWsf)
When you have anchor stores like Target and Dicks pissing off half of their potential customers, is it any wonder? And that is aside from Bezos eating their lunch.
Posted by: Hunter Biden at March 03, 2021 12:59 PM (KnJdm)
You'll excuse me if I don't cheer for Federal intervention on behalf of blue states that will most likely fuck up my red state. Keep the Supremes out of gun laws.
Posted by: Roll Me Away at March 03, 2021 12:59 PM (sMMcg)
Posted by: blaster at March 03, 2021 12:30 PM (LHS8g)
Because they don't hate illegal immigrants. They hate you. The mask controls are just an excuse for how they really want to be. When else are they going to get a chance to just stand randomly in the middle of an average day and take their daddy anger out on white strangers?
Posted by: ... at March 03, 2021 12:59 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: IP at March 03, 2021 12:59 PM (pWrfh)
Yeah, see, I think that's where your reasoning goes wrong. Personally, I'd give better than coin flip odds that the designer knew exactly what they were doing, and it was sabotage.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 03, 2021 12:59 PM (+WWsf)
Posted by: Bete
What did America use for light before candles?
Electricity.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2021 01:00 PM (hgso/)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy
And when you lose, you lose forever.
Witness NFA 1934, GCA 1968, GCA 1986.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2021 12:58 PM (hgso/)
Those are all legislative acts. I'm not sure what avoiding contesting them accomplishes. They're just as banned either way.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at March 03, 2021 01:00 PM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 03, 2021 01:00 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2021 01:01 PM (hgso/)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 03, 2021 01:00 PM (KZzsI)
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Then they vote harder.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 03, 2021 01:01 PM (LvTSG)
I'm surprised Bezos hasn't bought up more malls in foreclosure, and turned them into distribution centers with some specialized public showrooms.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 03, 2021 01:01 PM (+WWsf)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 03, 2021 01:01 PM (Xrpa4)
Posted by: Jen the original at March 03, 2021 01:01 PM (roEUa)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 03, 2021 01:01 PM (OTzUX)
I certainly hope so. I don't know why conservatives, who think the Court fucks up as often as not, are eager to have it take and decide gun cases.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 03, 2021 12:53 PM (H5knJ)
It's simple. With the local state government in blue states you have no chance. With the courts you have some chance.
Mostly the chance to set precedent that will allow for the limitation of gun rights, which in the long term will reach all states (via federal law and changes in red state demographics as locusts move in).
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 03, 2021 01:01 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 03, 2021 01:01 PM (Zz0t1)
Must. Avoid. Imaginary. NAZI. Symbols. To. Appease. The. Crazies.
Posted by: Kytten at March 03, 2021 12:58 PM (tjZg/)
This was a dumb unforced error due to a set up. And yeah, it would be smart to keep a file of nazi symbols or at least make an effort. I suspect Mitt or Mitch was involved, maybe that's what earned Mittens his black eye. Noem punched him
Posted by: CN at March 03, 2021 01:01 PM (ONvIw)
well versed in random minutiae of nazi and white supremacist symbols.
Hmmmm.
NO KINK SHAMING
Posted by: A large number of liberals into that kind of thing at March 03, 2021 01:01 PM (qlFIA)
All those new citizens were republican voters, didnt it??
Posted by: LASue at March 03, 2021 12:49 PM (Ed8Zd)
Exactly. What is this Salazar lady thinking, anyway.
You come to this country, get amnesty and access to all the government goodies, and then just become a natural conservative that is advocating against getting said goodies? Not logical at all.
Now, future generations may see what damage this causes and get with the program, but 35 years is more than enough time to determine whether that social experiment was a success.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 03, 2021 01:01 PM (4tiP2)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 03, 2021 12:57 PM (4+MtS)
Commies have a curious proclivity toward obscure references. They do it for their own crap, and assume everyone else does the same thing - but they don't.
For example, the first Earth Day was supposed to take place on the vernal equinox, March 21, 1970. It was moved to April 22, which turned out to be Lenin's birthday. Coincidence? Not if you've been around commies.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 03, 2021 01:02 PM (vs7JI)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 03, 2021 01:02 PM (Tckfm)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 03, 2021 01:00 PM (KZzsI)
They can always just steal the TVs and Gucci bags
Posted by: CN at March 03, 2021 01:02 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 03, 2021 01:02 PM (UW2ZS)
Give me your tired
Your poor
Your infected masses
Yearning to breathe free
Posted by: ... at March 03, 2021 01:03 PM (uEbPt)
Act accordingly.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at March 03, 2021 12:21 PM (ifmtJ)
When they mis applied the term 'Right' to voting, they screwed everything up.
Voting cannot come from God, or Nature. Its inherent in your political system, which is created by Law. Voting is NOT a Right, its a Privilege or Power.
But this opened up the door to the dilution of the concept of what a Right is.
Its like they talk of Government 'Rights'. Government has no Right, not even to exist. It has Powers, and Limitations. But now? Those limitations no longer exist.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 03, 2021 01:03 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 03, 2021 01:03 PM (UW2ZS)
Posted by: brak at March 03, 2021 01:03 PM (2O5Io)
The malls are dead, shooter or not.
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 03, 2021 12:55 PM (TdMsT)
Easton at least was open but we will not go there at night, too many fights and shootings there.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 03, 2021 12:57 PM (dKiJG)
Once upon a time there were boundaries, more or less artificial, for where these types of things might occur. Obviously those boundaries are less and less real all the time.
Walk into a store or a restaurant or ball game or church or wherever, and gunplay is possible. And I'm only guessing as the civil war heats up, it only gets worse from here.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 03, 2021 01:04 PM (oQ94s)
The shape in question was used by one of the hundreds of German army divisions in WWII. It is beyond reasonable to run through an image comparison of all those symbols. And this particular shape is used ALL OVER THE PLACE.
And for most humor? The *8th* MT INF division used a Donkey as its symbol. BAN ALL ORGANIZATIONS THAT USE THE DONKEY SYMBOL!
Posted by: 18-1 at March 03, 2021 01:04 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 03, 2021 01:04 PM (Xrpa4)
Posted by: Cosda at March 03, 2021 01:04 PM (4ebHi)
However that will last until some smaller groceries drop the requirement and people start flooding them with their business. Within a week masks will be recommended but optional.
Posted by: Ripley at March 03, 2021 01:04 PM (MxEKc)
in foreclosure, and turned them into distribution centers with some
specialized public showrooms.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 03, 2021 01:01 PM (+WWsf)
Showrooms might work. But dist centers are typically in low RE value areas, away from all the looting.
Posted by: Hunter Biden at March 03, 2021 01:04 PM (KnJdm)
instead, we will welcome their diseases with opened arms.
Whooping Cough and Covid and Hepatitis...Oh, My!
Posted by: garrett at March 03, 2021 01:04 PM (6hd+5)
A reporter asks @PressSec to respond to criticism that prioritizing teachers for vaccine distribution is "anti-equity" because most teachers are white
https://tinyurl.com/y7h2e2se
Posted by: Tami at March 03, 2021 01:04 PM (cF8AT)
Sigh. Oh well. There's always next year.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 03, 2021 01:04 PM (axyOa)
Your poor
Your infected masses
Yearning to breathe free, and all over you
Posted by: ... at March 03, 2021 01:03 PM (uEbPt)
FIFY
Posted by: CN at March 03, 2021 01:04 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: ... at March 03, 2021 01:05 PM (uEbPt)
A reporter asks @PressSec to respond to criticism that prioritizing teachers for vaccine distribution is "anti-equity" because most teachers are white
https://tinyurl.com/y7h2e2se
Posted by: Tami at March 03, 2021 01:04 PM (cF8AT)
==========
Heh.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 03, 2021 01:05 PM (LvTSG)
Shots fired, nobody struck. Incident appears to be over, but they're hunting for the shooter.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2021 01:05 PM (sCTt7)
Posted by: CN at March 03, 2021 01:01 PM (ONvIw)
CPAC has continually struck me as a grifting clown show with the ideological coherence of Karl Rove.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at March 03, 2021 01:05 PM (y7DUB)
Sorry too close to reality. Hathaway seeks to overthrow the Earth Federation government through Direct Action.
oh. so, not a gundam / beverly hillbillies crossover? color me disappoint.
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at March 03, 2021 01:06 PM (v3pYe)
So, from now on, there has to be a file of Nazi/ other symbols that every designer who is working on a conservative/ republican project must see and avoid? Is that it? They dictate what we can and can't do, and we just give up and follow their rules?
/just like 'sure, that tranny is a woman", "there are 1,000 genders," "dr. seuss is evil," "gay marriage is a-ok" and every other thing conservatives have surrended.
Posted by: Kytten at March 03, 2021 01:06 PM (tjZg/)
t says it right there:
Give me your tired
Your poor
Your infected masses
Yearning to breathe free
Posted by: ...
Hard to breathe free with that damn mask.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 03, 2021 01:06 PM (63Dwl)
The fundamental issue in Corlett is whether the Second Amendment applies outside the home and if that gives you a right to carry. SCOTUS left that unsettled in their last case but it seem to me they will rule you do have that right and governments like NY cannot interfere with that right by creating schemes to deny your license.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 03, 2021 01:07 PM (Tckfm)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy
US v Miller '39, was in response to '34 NFA.
No sporting purposes for sawed off shotguns.
We lost our asses and it will never be revisited or overturned.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2021 01:07 PM (hgso/)
Just imagine a room full of creative designers, drinking late at work, bitching about forced by management to do anything, not for just conservatives, but for the CPAC carnival crowd, and then suddenly, someone saying, all The Producers style:
"What if we made the stage into a swastika!?"
Lots of laughter all around, but then: "No, seriously."
Only takes about five minutes to go from that to picking out an obscure SS symbol on Google Images.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 03, 2021 01:07 PM (+WWsf)
Don't patronize them. Simple.
Posted by: Kytten at March 03, 2021 01:07 PM (tjZg/)
However that will last until some smaller groceries drop the requirement and people start flooding them with their business. Within a week masks will be recommended but optional.
Posted by: Ripley at March 03, 2021 01:04 PM (MxEKc)
The HEB grocery chain in Texas said yesterday that customers will no longer be required to wear masks. As of now. I'm going to an HEB later and will find out if that's true. HED said employees will still wear masks.
Posted by: Gref at March 03, 2021 01:07 PM (AMIL/)
Sigh. Oh well. There's always next year.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 03, 2021 01:04 PM (axyOa)
Always next year.
Posted by: Pittsburgh Pirates at March 03, 2021 01:07 PM (sipro)
Posted by: Jen the original at March 03, 2021 01:07 PM (roEUa)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 03, 2021 01:08 PM (r+sAi)
A reporter asks @PressSec to respond to criticism that prioritizing
teachers for vaccine distribution is "anti-equity" because most teachers
are white
please tell me doocy is learning how to troll...
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at March 03, 2021 01:08 PM (v3pYe)
Lots of stores closed and reduced hours. And the kiosks in the middle are few and far between.
Posted by: blaster at March 03, 2021 01:08 PM (LHS8g)
Sigh. Oh well. There's always next year.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 03, 2021 01:04 PM (axyOa)
Always next year.
Posted by: Pittsburgh Pirates at March 03, 2021 01:07 PM (sipro)
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Objection: this implies that the MLB is actually playing baseball this year.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 03, 2021 01:08 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy
US v Miller '39, was in response to '34 NFA.
No sporting purposes for sawed off shotguns.
We lost our asses and it will never be revisited or overturned.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2021 01:07 PM (hgso/)
It remains the case that the situation is no different than if it had never been contested in court in the first place.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at March 03, 2021 01:08 PM (Zm+LZ)
Live reporting here:
https://bit.ly/3e9m4pA
Posted by: bonhomme at March 03, 2021 01:02 PM (UW2ZS)
Gonna go out on a limb here and suggest gang activity.
Posted by: Hunter Biden at March 03, 2021 01:09 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 03, 2021 01:07 PM (Tckfm)
Weren't you just ranting about how unreliable the GOP's confirmed supremes are?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 03, 2021 01:09 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 03, 2021 01:08 PM (LvTSG)
I am sure they will play. The owners like making money. I am also sure that they will have some fans in attendance.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at March 03, 2021 01:09 PM (XeEyo)
A reporter asks @PressSec to respond to criticism that prioritizing teachers for vaccine distribution is "anti-equity" because most teachers are white
https://tinyurl.com/y7h2e2se
Posted by: Tami at March 03, 2021 01:04 PM (cF8AT)
BBWWWWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Reap it, leftards. EVERYTHING is racist.
I can't WAIT for white liberals to all be buttfucked by their DEMAND that they be put at the back of the line for EVERYTHING because of the color of their skin.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 03, 2021 01:09 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Ripley at March 03, 2021 01:04 PM (MxEKc)
HEB says they will not
Posted by: MAC SOG'''' at March 03, 2021 01:09 PM (P4Pk9)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 03, 2021 01:08 PM (LvTSG)
I am sure they will play. The owners like making money. I am also sure that they will have some fans in attendance.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at March 03, 2021 01:09 PM (XeEyo)
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Whatever they're playing, it's not baseball.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 03, 2021 01:09 PM (LvTSG)
Left: Nazi "Cathedral of Lights"
Right: Biden " " "Inauguration" " "
https://tinyurl.com/ukwm99a8
Posted by: ... at March 03, 2021 01:10 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 03, 2021 01:10 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: garrett at March 03, 2021 01:10 PM (6hd+5)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 03, 2021 01:09 PM (Zz0t1)
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"No, I meant the poor whites. Not us rich ones. You know, we don't really have privilege like poor whites in Appalachia."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 03, 2021 01:10 PM (LvTSG)
******
The 2nd amendment reads to bear and keep arms.
That clearly means to carry.
.
Posted by: Cosda at March 03, 2021 01:10 PM (4ebHi)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 03, 2021 01:09 PM (LvTSG)
What, you dont like seeing 7 fielders on the same side of the field?
Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at March 03, 2021 01:10 PM (XeEyo)
Posted by: CN at March 03, 2021 01:01 PM (ONvIw)
CPAC has continually struck me as a grifting clown show with the ideological coherence of Karl Rove.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at March 03, 2021 01:05 PM (y7DUB)
Mark Levin had the head of CPAC on the show this week, and afterwards he said that it's great to see CPAC back on track. He had a falling out with them a while ago, but it's all good now, according to Levin.
Nah, Mark, I don't think it's 'all good' just yet.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 03, 2021 01:10 PM (4tiP2)
The HEB grocery chain in Texas said yesterday that customers will no longer be required to wear masks. As of now. I'm going to an HEB later and will find out if that's true. HED said employees will still wear masks.
Posted by: Gref at March 03, 2021 01:07 PM (AMIL/)
Driving back from the pig hunt this weekend, we stopped at a QT for fuel and drinks in Ennis, TX. There were no 'mask required' signs on the doors as there were last time we came through. People inside were both masked and non masked. Employees were masked.
Seemed mostly no one cared.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 03, 2021 01:11 PM (Zz0t1)
The Federalist Society gave us John Roberts. They also gave us Brett Kavanaugh, Gorsuch, and Amy Coney Barrett.
Gorsuch gave half of Oklahoma back to the Indians. He opined the Civil Rights Act intended to give trans people special protection. Among other things, Kavanaugh and Coney-Barrett ignored the issues in Pennsylvania that Thomas wrote so correctly and eloquently about.
I fear any issue SCOTUS votes on, including the Second Amendment which they have ignored or conveniently abandoned for years. Their focus is more in support of a despotic state, and stripping citizens of their rights, than protecting them. They are about a populist vanity, and they want their time in the mirror as a auspice of tyranny. Damn ever last one of the cowards.
Posted by: Marcus T, Unforgiven at March 03, 2021 12:00 PM (VpIIl)
It's two Marcuses in one.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 03, 2021 01:11 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at March 03, 2021 01:08 PM (v3pYe)
Reporter was an Asian woman...but she was quoting someone name 'Dr. Saleen Gowder'(?)...no clue who she is.
Posted by: Tami at March 03, 2021 01:11 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at March 03, 2021 01:09 PM (XeEyo)
Spring training games are already being played.
Posted by: BignJames at March 03, 2021 01:11 PM (AwYPR)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 03, 2021 01:11 PM (xfb67)
The HEB grocery chain in Texas said yesterday that customers will no longer be required to wear masks. As of now. I'm going to an HEB later and will find out if that's true. HED said employees will still wear masks.
Posted by: Gref at March 03, 2021
***
Maybe it's time for me to take a road trip back to College Station/Bryan, TX, where I stayed during Katrina. . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 03, 2021 01:11 PM (siElw)
.
Posted by: Cosda at March 03, 2021 01:10 PM (4ebHi)
But does that really mean to carry outside of your home? We better let our black-robed masters decide.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at March 03, 2021 01:12 PM (XeEyo)
..Oh, My!
Posted by: garrett
Who is we?
It's like people that always yak about their new gun but then say "just shoot me now" as a reply to world events. I mean, can they not do it themselves?
Posted by: old chick at March 03, 2021 01:12 PM (sOete)
Posted by: La Leche League at March 03, 2021 01:12 PM (MFIrZ)
Posted by: Jen the original at March 03, 2021 01:12 PM (roEUa)
Posted by: MAC SOG'''' at March 03, 2021 01:09 PM (P4Pk9)
you are lucky you live in a free state. Stop worrying guys, just go in. Don't act like you are doing something wrong by existing, not one will bother you. in the better areas of my state, hell, the employees didn't wear masks 6 months ago. I wear mine only to be kind to others and allay their fears. any place sans mask, that is the way i go. if the state has called all clear, what else is there to ask?
Posted by: Quint at March 03, 2021 01:12 PM (dEOT9)
CPAC has continually struck me as a grifting clown show with the ideological coherence of Karl Rove.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at March 03, 2021 01:05 PM (y7DUB)
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That. Also, I imagine it being like a convention for accountants on Fire Island. Just super boring and very, fabulously gay.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2021 01:13 PM (sCTt7)
The First SS Divison, Hitler's personal bodyguards, used a simple key symbol on their uniforms. I guess every old video game including Legend of Zelda was secretly sympathetic to nazis.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 03, 2021 01:13 PM (UW2ZS)
Posted by: azjaeger at March 03, 2021 01:13 PM (3/XaG)
Nah, Mark, I don't think it's 'all good' just yet.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 03, 2021 01:10 PM (4tiP2)
Tammy Bruce has been a consistent supporter and, much as I like listening to her, she gets unduly enthusiastic at some things.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at March 03, 2021 01:13 PM (y7DUB)
Miller. But then the jerk had to and die on us giving SCOTUS a convenient way to weasel out of facing the issue.
Posted by: Oddbob at March 03, 2021 01:14 PM (qc+VF)
Posted by: Quint at March 03, 2021
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At Target, for example, I pass by the Customer Service Desk and show them my doctor's letter. That's if there's no line and I don't have to wait. Otherwise I'm going in.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 03, 2021 01:14 PM (siElw)
That's the unconstitutional issue here. They can't deny you the right to carry by creating these schemes.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 03, 2021 01:14 PM (Tckfm)
Posted by: Robert Kendall at March 03, 2021 01:15 PM (+UGno)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 03, 2021 01:16 PM (siElw)
Posted by: all politicans must go at March 03, 2021 01:17 PM (OM48N)
Seriously it's like they just make a perfunctory asylum claim on the way to catch their bus to the interior. The system has devolved from some poor persecuted person struggling across the border to a f'ing travel agency/bus station.
The word "asylum" means nothing.
Posted by: the other coyote at March 03, 2021 01:18 PM (jSj7o)
For some reason, people think this decision is safer than Bowers.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 03, 2021 01:20 PM (H5knJ)
******
The term "arms" in the 18th century refered to all the equipment of a foot soldier including firearm, powder and bullets, and edged weapons like bayonet and sword, all the necessary gear a soldier needed to meet an enemy. Today that would include full auto firearms. The second amendment is not about your deer rifle or your concealed .38 snub nose.
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