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ONT : Schadenfreude Edition
I just don't get lefties. I know I don't usually do commentary on Fridays, but this has been bothering me for a while. Don't get me wrong, I'm enjoying the hell out of it, but to me it would be like knowing someone who doesn't wipe their ass after they poop. I mean, how could you not? It's so bloody simple and obvious, and everyone else does it as a matter of course, but for some reason they never put the concept of toilet paper and bumhole together. I'm talking of course about the wailing and gnashing of teeth on the left. If you follow any kind of social media, it's been so delicious to see. There's even a Twitter feed, @BidenLs, that collects them. They are furious that they haven't gotten stimulus checks, moreso when they realize that the government's vassals are going to get 15 times that amount:
A couple more about Biden
This is nuts
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) February 27, 2021
I don't like those odds either
Bantshire crazy
This is from a webcomic called Oglaf, which turns out to be mostly porn. Pity, I thought this was funny
Covid madness
I bet this is Poland, the guy's name is obviously Fanski
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) February 27, 2021
Bon mot
Proving his point
Let the bodies hit the floor
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) February 27, 2021
The story of Tyler
Truth?
Wheeeeeee!
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) February 27, 2021
Brilliant logo design
When I think of WWI, the first thing that comes to mind is “relaxing”
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Zettai at February 26, 2021 09:53 PM (Af8VI)
Posted by: Pete Seria at February 26, 2021 09:54 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 26, 2021 09:54 PM (PoqRU)
Posted by: wing at February 26, 2021 09:54 PM (JFzNN)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 26, 2021 09:56 PM (87oRe)
OK...let's get this party started...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 26, 2021 09:56 PM (PoqRU)
Posted by: Pete Seria at February 26, 2021 09:57 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at February 26, 2021 09:57 PM (gAFsE)
Posted by: hogmartin at February 26, 2021 09:57 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Pete Seria at February 26, 2021 09:58 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 26, 2021 09:59 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 26, 2021 10:01 PM (KZzsI)
It's not a go pro mounted on the kid's helmet or bike, that I can see.
Posted by: Sharkman at February 26, 2021 10:01 PM (0bGEp)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 26, 2021 10:01 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 26, 2021 10:02 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at February 26, 2021 10:02 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 26, 2021 10:03 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: TC at February 26, 2021 10:03 PM (iBK3O)
Posted by: Eddie Baby at February 26, 2021 10:04 PM (wpJDK)
Too many on the Right have that same baffling habit, ie Peking Mitch, Mittens, McCain's Ghost, Katshit, Nikki Haley, Ben Sasse, etc
Posted by: kbdabear at February 26, 2021 10:04 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 26, 2021 10:04 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 26, 2021 10:04 PM (PoqRU)
Heh. That's funny.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 26, 2021 10:03 PM (fLVm1)
I don't think that is the way it works...
Now Oprah as Queen Victoria,THAT would work!
Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at February 26, 2021 10:04 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 26, 2021 10:04 PM (aTQCG)
Maybe we should have a May Fly festival for the Morons down here soon.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 26, 2021 10:05 PM (RGSL6)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 26, 2021 10:05 PM (aTQCG)
Posted by: Eddie Baby at February 26, 2021 10:04 PM (wpJDK)
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If you can't clean the clock of an attacking goose, you are not a man.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 26, 2021 10:05 PM (fLVm1)
Wow, that is funny. And then scary. I hope nobody was downstairs.
Posted by: t-bird at February 26, 2021 10:05 PM (ZS2+d)
Catherine the Great.
Posted by: TC at February 26, 2021 10:03 PM (iBK3O)
Lena Dunham is...
Indira Gandhi
Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at February 26, 2021 10:05 PM (gAFsE)
Posted by: Sharkman at February 26, 2021 10:01 PM (0bGEp)
It could be a 360 camera onna stick. You can stitch the output into framed mode (like that one) or do a free-pan 360 view. Either way, it won't record the mount that it's on.
https://youtu.be/XKr_beAOyis
Posted by: hogmartin at February 26, 2021 10:05 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 26, 2021 10:04 PM (aTQCG)
Yes, so you get the next to the last one left!
Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at February 26, 2021 10:06 PM (87oRe)
So what you're saying is there's no discernible difference between them and us* with the GOPe.
*tbd how many suckers remain next time
Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 26, 2021 10:06 PM (z79tQ)
I hate her mother.
Grandma is out of town and out of cell coverage.
Why yes, I'm drinking big now. Why do you ask?
Posted by: Tonypete at February 26, 2021 10:07 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 26, 2021 10:07 PM (nUhF0)
https://tinyurl.com/dvn3y8s
https://tinyurl.com/yuv582nf
https://tinyurl.com/ybn87jr7
https://tinyurl.com/3ezzxjje
https://tinyurl.com/9jy7p94y
Posted by: kbdabear at February 26, 2021 10:07 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Zettai at February 26, 2021 10:07 PM (Af8VI)
I think the drone is guided by something on his helmet.
Posted by: t-bird at February 26, 2021 10:08 PM (dYmWY)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 26, 2021 10:08 PM (sy5kK)
https://youtu.be/XKr_beAOyis
Posted by: hogmartin
You youngsters and your new-fangled contraptions.
Harrumph!
Posted by: Sharkman at February 26, 2021 10:08 PM (0bGEp)
I used to read that comic (hold your surprise) but it got REALLY gay, really fast. Like...lots of gay sex. Explicit gay sex.
Still funny at times though.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 26, 2021 10:09 PM (uxJPn)
https://tinyurl.com/y32zcxf3
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https://tinyurl.com/4y4szje6
https://tinyurl.com/k8hvv5wf
https://tinyurl.com/49adt28a
Posted by: kbdabear at February 26, 2021 10:09 PM (qAR6u)
I hate her mother.
Grandma is out of town and out of cell coverage.
Why yes, I'm drinking big now. Why do you ask?
Posted by: Tonypete
As the grandfather of three...my heart breaks for you. no snark.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 26, 2021 10:09 PM (aTQCG)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at February 26, 2021 10:10 PM (Aashi)
Grandma is out of town and out of cell coverage.
Why yes, I'm drinking big now. Why do you ask?
Posted by: Tonypete at February 26, 2021 10:07 PM (Rvt8
Her first what? OOOOHhhhhhhhh, sorry dude.
Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at February 26, 2021 10:10 PM (gAFsE)
It started snowing here again.
This mornings and yesterday morning's was just a dusting. This is looking a little more serious.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at February 26, 2021 10:10 PM (z985I)
Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at February 26, 2021 10:10 PM (gAFsE)
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Yes. Do tell.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 26, 2021 10:11 PM (fLVm1)
I envy you your expansion plans. I did not fully foresee the need for expansion when looking, my bad.
Some level of NoNkMoMee would be a hoot. By May (and hopefully much earlier), I should be back to full Moron status, so I'm in!
Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at February 26, 2021 10:11 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not scanning your email to sell you stuff like Google does. at February 26, 2021 10:12 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 26, 2021 10:13 PM (H5knJ)
He and I share a first name, and we were both born in 1966.
I am in an angry mood. I just finished bare-knuckle boxing on my heavy bag. At this point anger keeps me warm. Despair is not an option.
Be like Mike.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, a fine Irish pub what no longer exists at February 26, 2021 10:13 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: PaleRider
Thankfully no. I planned ahead. Poor kid.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 26, 2021 10:13 PM (Rvt88)
I was going to make an observation on something but the high school band practice photo made me laugh so hard I forgot what I was going to say.
Posted by: Robert at February 26, 2021 10:13 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: azjaeger at February 26, 2021 10:14 PM (3/XaG)
Be like Mike.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, a fine Irish pub what no longer exists at February 26, 2021 10:13 PM
wrap your wrists or pay the price dowh the road.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 26, 2021 10:14 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: tbodie at February 26, 2021 10:14 PM (ovir2)
I want that air boat engine skier to go to Greta the Climate Homunculus' neighborhood and go round and round and round there ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 26, 2021 10:14 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 26, 2021 10:14 PM (RGSL6)
You senile bastard.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 26, 2021 10:08 PM (sy5kK)
Gotta cover those poor illegals medical expenses somehow!
Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at February 26, 2021 10:14 PM (87oRe)
1. Throw her in the shower while you run to Walgreens for supplies, and maybe some new flannel jammies just because.
2. You're going to have to sit next to her on the couch tonight and watch her favorite Chick Flick at least twice.
3. You will forever be known as The Best Grandpa in the Whole History of Grandpas, if you succeed in steps 1 and 2.
Posted by: Sharkman at February 26, 2021 10:15 PM (0bGEp)
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at February 26, 2021 10:15 PM (uxUoN)
Posted by: whig at February 26, 2021 10:15 PM (xZRlg)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 26, 2021 10:04 PM (PoqRU)
Early fail FTW!
Posted by: tbodie at February 26, 2021 10:15 PM (ovir2)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 26, 2021 10:15 PM (CjFDo)
You senile bastard.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 26, 2021 10:08 PM (sy5kK)
Gotta cover those poor illegals medical expenses somehow!
Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at February 26, 2021 10:14 PM (87oRe)
Welcome to the Cuomo Care Pathway. You have outlived your usefulness and and will now be replaced by compliant, uneducated peasants who will do as they're told.
Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at February 26, 2021 10:16 PM (gAFsE)
Posted by: Eddie Baby at February 26, 2021 10:04 PM (wpJDK)
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If you can't clean the clock of an attacking goose, you are not a man.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 26, 2021 10:05 PM (fLVm1)
They were probably protecting their breeding ground.
But yeah, you are pretty wimpy if you can't fight off a goose.
Posted by: TC at February 26, 2021 10:16 PM (iBK3O)
Posted by: Oddbob at February 26, 2021 10:16 PM (qc+VF)
You already enjoy the status of Best Grandpa in the Whole History of Grandpas, I see.
Nicely done, sir. Nicely done, indeed.
Posted by: Sharkman at February 26, 2021 10:16 PM (0bGEp)
Posted by: ... at February 26, 2021 10:17 PM (jBRLB)
On that dance floor collapse -- there's a reason large marching groups crossing bridges switch to NOT being synchronized in their stepping pattern, people.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 26, 2021 10:17 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Zettai at February 26, 2021 10:17 PM (Af8VI)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 26, 2021 10:14 PM (z79tQ)
I usually glove up, or wrap up with my wrist-wraps. But every now and then I just gotta tear into it. keeps my knuckles calloused.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, a fine Irish pub what no longer exists at February 26, 2021 10:17 PM (x8Wzq)
Big Pharma should invent a vaccine. _ _ Oh, wait! ...yeah.
Posted by: Braenyard, Patriot dog, starving the beast at February 26, 2021 10:17 PM (eF1II)
Why yes, I'm drinking big now. Why do you ask?
Posted by: Tonypete
My condolences, drink away.
Posted by: Infidel at February 26, 2021 10:17 PM (JKh2y)
Catherine the Great.
Posted by: TC at February 26, 2021 10:03 PM (iBK3O)
Lena Dunham is...
Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at February 26, 2021 10:05 PM (gAFsE)
Suggested edit.
Posted by: tbodie at February 26, 2021 10:18 PM (ovir2)
Just warn all attendees they need to come armed just in case the big mosquitoes find the party!
Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at February 26, 2021 10:18 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: Sharkman at February 26, 2021 10:19 PM (0bGEp)
Posted by: The Manatee at February 26, 2021 10:19 PM (r4bSV)
And then I remembered some novel I had read about experiencing 1st period; went to older sister and announced I was having my period. Mom was clueless that I had missed the films at school so I was close to clueless about the process.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at February 26, 2021 10:19 PM (Aashi)
The owner saw me eyeing the display cases on a table of an M-1 Garand and an M-1 carbine.
She smiled, told me I'd never make it out of the shop alive with them under my arm.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at February 26, 2021 10:19 PM (z985I)
Posted by: Iggycaster at February 26, 2021 10:19 PM (uxGbw)
They don't need older voters anymore. They have boxes: the CheatWare Box and the Mail Box.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 26, 2021 10:19 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 26, 2021 10:19 PM (W+T/C)
Can we complete the southern border wall with a 'friendship fence'? Pleeeeeeeeeeease!?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 26, 2021 10:19 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: EveR at February 26, 2021 10:20 PM (R0z7P)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at February 26, 2021 10:20 PM (r4bSV)
Posted by: t-bird at February 26, 2021 10:21 PM (n/x6m)
I love how it's free from guilt and shame over being prosperous.
Posted by: Emmie: grubby, low-born, non-billionaire commenter at February 26, 2021 10:21 PM (ofYez)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 26, 2021 10:21 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Oddbob at February 26, 2021 10:16 PM (qc+VF)
One like that, if you can't work it in, just drop it as a non sequitur. Don't bother to explain. Maybe to a drive-through attendant or checkout clerk, just before you leave. Lock eyes and deliver the message.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 26, 2021 10:21 PM (t+qrx)
He said, if it bothers you to blow through $25K on a here-n-there you don't want a trawler.
Whelp, looking for a smaller boat.
Posted by: Braenyard, Patriot dog, starving the beast at February 26, 2021 10:21 PM (eF1II)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 26, 2021 10:22 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Iggycaster at February 26, 2021 10:19 PM (uxGbw)
You mean you weren't? We had weekly protests and Trump Trains in Colorado.
Posted by: Emmie: grubby, low-born, non-billionaire commenter at February 26, 2021 10:22 PM (ofYez)
with biden you don't even need to say I hope he fails
Posted by: will choose a nic later at February 26, 2021 10:22 PM (r4bSV)
Evening everyone. After calming down a hysterical 12 yr old granddaughter I have just been informed me she has begun her 1st .
I hate her mother.
Grandma is out of town and out of cell coverage.
Why yes, I'm drinking big now. Why do you ask?
Posted by: Tonypete
So they bounced and sandbagged you but good! Props to you, though!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 26, 2021 10:23 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Jmel at February 26, 2021 10:23 PM (bVhJi)
Posted by: callsign claymore at February 26, 2021 10:23 PM (l+QuE)
A democracy can only endure until 51% of the populace figures out that they can vote to enslave the remaining 49%, and we know how this will turn out...
I think we're almost there in this nation...
Posted by: Zettai at February 26, 2021 10:24 PM (Af8VI)
There's about to be a trawler for sale in Tacoma, WA soon.
They just need to finish putting the fire out that started Sunday.
It'll probably be pretty cheap.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at February 26, 2021 10:24 PM (z985I)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 26, 2021 10:24 PM (PoqRU)
He also said PDT's speech on Sunday will be important. Making the Republican Party MAGA?
Posted by: EveR at February 26, 2021 10:25 PM (R0z7P)
I was marching around the State Capital Building 7 times after the steal. Chanting all the way, waving a flag, with my peeps.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 26, 2021 10:25 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 26, 2021 10:25 PM (l9m7l)
Posted by: TC at February 26, 2021 10:25 PM (iBK3O)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 26, 2021 10:25 PM (W+T/C)
Posted by: TC at February 26, 2021 10:25 PM (iBK3O)
How long ago?
Posted by: hogmartin at February 26, 2021 10:26 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, a fine Irish pub what no longer exists at February 26, 2021 10:17 PM (x8Wzq)
Yeah, it's the wrists that won't stop aching. then swelling etc.
Gotta be careful as we approach 29
Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 26, 2021 10:26 PM (z79tQ)
We need the Left to help Gaia by moving topsoil from COE dams all over the country to farmlands. With wheelbarrows.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 26, 2021 10:26 PM (u82oZ)
Does a shot of Bailey's in coffee qualify as drinking? Im on my second now.
Salut!
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80
Nope! Ditto on ice cream, too!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 26, 2021 10:26 PM (pNxlR)
EveR, Acosta also got massively harassed at CPAC. Sometimes there's a tiny bit of justice in the world.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2021 10:26 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Oddbob at February 26, 2021 10:26 PM (qc+VF)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 26, 2021 10:22 PM (u82oZ)
We simply cannot afford to have mere voters possibly making mistakes, so we have relieved them of that heavy onerous burden.
Really, you should be thanking us!
Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at February 26, 2021 10:27 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 26, 2021 10:27 PM (Rvt88)
Connie: Bobby, my mom says you shouldn't come over so much anymore. She says you're only interested in one thing.
Bobby: Oh. *beat* Did she say what that was? Because I am SO confused.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel - Texas Morons, Support HB 1359 at February 26, 2021 10:28 PM (G6Lqs)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 26, 2021 10:25 PM (W+T/C)
Geese OnlyFans are Lit AF
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 26, 2021 10:28 PM (uxJPn)
Well, they were only thinking of themselves, not us or others like us, so No.
Glad you continue to improve. I can be ready to canoe by the third week in May.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 26, 2021 10:29 PM (u82oZ)
There's about to be a trawler for sale in Tacoma, WA soon.
They just need to finish putting the fire out that started Sunday.
It'll probably be pretty cheap.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote
There was an ad for a FREE 75 ft 1923 luxury yacht located near Portland Ore. several years ago. Last line in the ad. "be advised this vessel sank and was under water for 2 months. Requires extensive repairs."
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 26, 2021 10:29 PM (aTQCG)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 26, 2021 10:25 PM (l9m7l)
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How is everyone what?
*stinkeye*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 26, 2021 10:29 PM (fLVm1)
Thank you for all your support last night! And Blanco I did see your comment before I shut it down.
Good news! Fraudulent behavior is limited to the unemployment claim. Thank God!
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 26, 2021 10:30 PM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2021 10:30 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 26, 2021 10:29 PM (aTQCG)
Companies have bought boats that were sitting on the bottom. You have to salvage and drydock it as the first step. Get it really cheap, though.
Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at February 26, 2021 10:31 PM (gAFsE)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 26, 2021 10:31 PM (l9m7l)
Hi girlfriend, WTH happened? Went to bed early.
Posted by: Infidel at February 26, 2021 10:31 PM (JKh2y)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2021 10:30 PM (L2ZTs)
Why do you tease me like this
Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at February 26, 2021 10:32 PM (gAFsE)
If only.
If he emigrated to Somalia the average intelligence would go up in the US of A and down in Somalia.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 26, 2021 10:32 PM (u82oZ)
Check out these monsters from the otter family.
https://youtu.be/AJrTO76A4sk
Cute, and fooking terrifying at the same time.
Posted by: BifBewalski - otters, giant, fooking otters at February 26, 2021 10:32 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at February 26, 2021 10:32 PM (Aashi)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 26, 2021 10:32 PM (/UQ/R)
...
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 26, 2021 10:29 PM (u82oZ)
So the cognitive dissonance training didn't take, comrade? We'll have to schedule you for a make-up session.
BTW see note from Jinx above @25
Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at February 26, 2021 10:32 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 26, 2021 10:33 PM (PoqRU)
Posted by: ghost of Hallelujah at February 26, 2021 10:33 PM (oAY8z)
Posted by: hogmartin at February 26, 2021 10:33 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: 4 at February 26, 2021 10:33 PM (KnJdm)
I saw that. There are a number of boats tied up under the I-5 bridge in Portland. They're now a floating, to some degree of floating, homeless camp. I can hardly wait for the fires to start there.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at February 26, 2021 10:34 PM (z985I)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2021 10:34 PM (L2ZTs)
I know! Let's do "Othello" with -- get this! -- Othello as a white guy and Desdemona as a black chick!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 26, 2021 10:34 PM (pNxlR)
I was marching around the State Capital Building 7 times after the steal. Chanting all the way, waving a flag, with my peeps.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 26, 2021 10:25 PM (u82oZ)
Yessss! That's what I'm talkin' about! Good job!
Posted by: Emmie: grubby, low-born, non-billionaire commenter at February 26, 2021 10:34 PM (ofYez)
Posted by: redc1c4 (*OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated) at February 26, 2021 10:34 PM (DOiEo)
And don't pretend I don't see you, Aeon.
--Trevor G.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 26, 2021 10:35 PM (l9m7l)
bottom. You have to salvage and drydock it as the first step. Get it
really cheap, though.
Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination
I shudder to think what the monthly drydock fee on a 75 ft. boat would be.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 26, 2021 10:35 PM (aTQCG)
Posted by: 4
If she isn't an 'ette, she should be.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 26, 2021 10:35 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 26, 2021 10:35 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: 4 at February 26, 2021 10:33 PM (KnJdm)
And they'll be out of money in 3...2...1
Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at February 26, 2021 10:35 PM (gAFsE)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 26, 2021 10:36 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 26, 2021 10:35 PM (aTQCG)
I'm talking about things like 150' offshore support vessels. Yeah, bring seven figures or don't come at all.
Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at February 26, 2021 10:36 PM (gAFsE)
WMDS Good news is to be celebrated!
*pours bourbon, slides one through the USB port to WMDS*
GOOD NEWS, CHEERS!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 26, 2021 10:37 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2021 10:37 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 26, 2021 10:35 PM (u82oZ)
We'll get it done one way or another, but it might be an option!
Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at February 26, 2021 10:37 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 26, 2021 10:37 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 26, 2021 10:35 PM (Rvt8
Lurker.
Posted by: 4 at February 26, 2021 10:37 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 26, 2021 10:32 PM (/UQ/R)
Yes!
You out-performed me, since you were able to go every week, but I suffered for The Cause (stupid infection from the stupid mask).
Posted by: Emmie: grubby, low-born, non-billionaire commenter at February 26, 2021 10:37 PM (ofYez)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 26, 2021 10:38 PM (nxdel)
under the I-5 bridge in Portland. They're now a floating, to some degree
of floating, homeless camp. I can hardly wait for the fires to start
there.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote
Boat fires are SPECTACULAR!!
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 26, 2021 10:38 PM (aTQCG)
Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at February 26, 2021 10:35 PM (gAFsE)
That's not all they have. Some from her sister, too, plus pay for working on our new construction.
Posted by: 4 at February 26, 2021 10:38 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2021 10:37 PM (L2ZTs)
Ever see a female bank teller give you that look when you ask for $100 in ones?
Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at February 26, 2021 10:39 PM (87oRe)
minor repairs needed, of course.
Posted by: redc1c4 (*OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated) at February 26, 2021 10:39 PM (DOiEo)
I imagine this name is helpful for guys who have to answer questions later from their partners.
"Honey, where were you until 2am last night??"
"Um... the Library."
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2021 10:39 PM (L2ZTs)
NEVER ask a strip club dancer for change on your $20. They HATE that.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2021 10:37 PM (L2ZTs)
They REALLY frown on returns.
Posted by: 4 at February 26, 2021 10:39 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: EveR at February 26, 2021 10:40 PM (R0z7P)
Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at February 26, 2021 10:40 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: LRob in TN at February 26, 2021 10:40 PM (jboH3)
Impressive that you have it in calculator memory.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 26, 2021 10:37 PM (u82oZ)
That's what those HP Financial calculators were good for. Let the accounting nerds calculate the break even point.
Posted by: BifBewalski - Hewlett Packard, FTW! at February 26, 2021 10:40 PM (VcFUs)
Great! Now remember to have an alibi that places you miles away from the dumpster they'll find the fraudster in.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not scanning your email to sell you stuff like Google does. at February 26, 2021 10:41 PM (SchxB)
I imagine this name is helpful for guys who have to answer questions later from their partners.
"Honey, where were you until 2am last night??"
"Um... the Library."
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2021 10:39 PM (L2ZTs)
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Anaheim has Flaming Showgirls. It's aimed at the narrow pyromaniac market.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 26, 2021 10:41 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 26, 2021 10:41 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: redc1c4 (*OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated) at February 26, 2021 10:39 PM (DOiEo)
Anyone thinking of refitting a sail boat should check out the Sail Life YT channel.
https://tinyurl.com/y7nhcyr7
Posted by: 4 at February 26, 2021 10:41 PM (KnJdm)
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They REALLY frown on returns.
And whatever you do, don't ask if you can swipe a credit card.
Posted by: Oddbob at February 26, 2021 10:42 PM (qc+VF)
Wow, that is funny. And then scary. I hope nobody was downstairs.
Posted by: t-bird at February 26, 2021 10:05 PM (ZS2+d)
This happened at a wedding in Israel. If I remember right, a dozen or so people died.
Posted by: Stinky Wizzleteats at February 26, 2021 10:42 PM (Bpc14)
Gold floor to ceiling pole and mirrored closet doors for the remodel project? I can bet I have a lot of honey dos to pull that off.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 26, 2021 10:42 PM (u82oZ)
NEVER ask a strip club dancer for change on your $20. They HATE that.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2021 10:37 PM (L2ZTs)
I have it on good authority that there are clubs in the far east where the girls can give you four quarters for a dollar. The coins will be slightly... Used, however.
Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at February 26, 2021 10:42 PM (gAFsE)
Yes, but the women are hot.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not scanning your email to sell you stuff like Google does. at February 26, 2021 10:42 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: EveR at February 26, 2021 10:40 PM (R0z7P)
I expect severe internet disturbances caused by climate change deregulation done by the preceding administration at about oh say 3:30 this Sunday!
Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at February 26, 2021 10:42 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: banana Dream at February 26, 2021 10:43 PM (hsYsj)
Paul Joseph Watson's video on Biden's Syrian bombing is quite good. For "Biden air strike", the cruise missile photo has "he/him", "blm", and "build back better" graffiti painted on it.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 26, 2021 10:43 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: EveR at February 26, 2021 10:40 PM
1540 EST? I shan't miss it! Thanks...
Posted by: Zettai at February 26, 2021 10:43 PM (Af8VI)
Posted by: Emmie: grubby, low-born, non-billionaire commenter at February 26, 2021 10:43 PM (ofYez)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 26, 2021 10:43 PM (aTQCG)
Posted by: Frau Blueker at February 26, 2021 10:43 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 26, 2021 10:44 PM (u82oZ)
"Honey, where were you until 2am last night??"
"Um... the Library."
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2021 10:39 PM (L2ZTs)
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Anaheim has Flaming Showgirls. It's aimed at the narrow pyromaniac market.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 26, 2021 10:41 PM (fLVm1)
I used to hang out at the Lamplighter, in El Paso. When Smash & I married, we moved into the apartments across the street. Didn't go to the pool...the girls remembered me.
Posted by: BifBewalski - ill spent yout at February 26, 2021 10:45 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: navybrat, at large at February 26, 2021 10:45 PM (w7KSn)
You just have to love a well thought out remodeling plan.
Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at February 26, 2021 10:45 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 26, 2021 10:45 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 26, 2021 10:44 PM (u82oZ)
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My last power boat had two Chrysler V-8s and it took millions a day to run.
My mechanic bought a big fancy house because of me.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 26, 2021 10:46 PM (fLVm1)
NEVER ask a strip club dancer for change on your $20. They HATE that.
Posted by: qdpsteve
They may hate it, but they'll hustle to make change when a customer says, "All I have is a (large denomination bill)". A friend of mine found that out in New Orleans thirty years ago. The rest of us at the table LOLed.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 26, 2021 10:46 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 26, 2021 10:47 PM (l9m7l)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 26, 2021 10:48 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2021 10:30 PM (L2ZTs)
Tar and feathering is a truly late and lamented form of public humiliation of malfeasent public figures.
Might a more modern take be something like honey and cotton balls?
Posted by: TC at February 26, 2021 10:48 PM (iBK3O)
Posted by: azjaeger at February 26, 2021 10:14 PM (3/XaG)
If these assholes were trying to spark off a civil war, how would they do anything differently?
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at February 26, 2021 10:48 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
Somebody asked a Carrier Capt. how much ships fuel they carried. "About 2 and a half pounds, but it's very pricey."
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 26, 2021 10:48 PM (aTQCG)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 26, 2021 10:47 PM (l9m7l)
Sweet dreams. But you are not the boss of me.
Posted by: 4 at February 26, 2021 10:49 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 26, 2021 10:25 PM (u82oZ)
I guess you forgot to blow the shofar. Didn't hear any news of any capital collapsing....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 26, 2021 10:49 PM (7bRMQ)
Scroll down towards the bottom to see what *biden (actually his handlers) had such a hard-on for.
tinyurl.com/yxt75jju
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at February 26, 2021 10:50 PM (3H9h1)
Back to eliminating social distancing.
Work those Plan Bs. We will need them. And remember -- OPSEC, OPSEC, OPSEC.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 26, 2021 10:50 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: davidt at February 26, 2021 10:50 PM (5ZHS+)
NEVER ask a strip club dancer for change on your $20. They HATE that.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2021 10:37 PM (L2ZTs)
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And certainly don't try to make change yourself!
Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 26, 2021 10:50 PM (CAJOC)
The part of the strip club experience I enjoyed the most was when the dancers would make their rounds about the bar asking for "jukebox money" and making small talk... They'd chat with one for several minutes for a lousy dollar!
Posted by: Zettai at February 26, 2021 10:50 PM (Af8VI)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2021 10:50 PM (L2ZTs)
Might a more modern take be something like honey and cotton balls?
Gorilla Glue and cotton balls. All the Smart Set swear by it!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 26, 2021 10:51 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: TC
Only if we can we add fire ants to the mix.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 26, 2021 10:52 PM (aTQCG)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2021 10:50 PM (L2ZTs)
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MISOGYNIST!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 26, 2021 10:52 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at February 26, 2021 10:52 PM (0OmEj)
Got it.
It was a placebo.
Posted by: navybrat, at large at February 26, 2021 10:54 PM (w7KSn)
Scroll down towards the bottom to see what *biden (actually his handlers) had such a hard-on for.
tinyurl.com/yxt75jju
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag
A mobile home park?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 26, 2021 10:54 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2021 10:55 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 26, 2021 10:54 PM (pNxlR)
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He hates those retirees.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 26, 2021 10:55 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: A dude in MI at February 26, 2021 10:56 PM (BZBAG)
Fast forwarded through the Tyler video looking for a Galveston Bay explosion. No such deal. What was the point of the video?
Posted by: Downcast at February 26, 2021 10:56 PM (llfsS)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)
This is a good thing. Millions can now state they live in a "high value" target area.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 26, 2021 10:56 PM (aTQCG)
Yeah, why are flags flying at half staff?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 26, 2021 10:56 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 26, 2021 10:54 PM (pNxlR)
There was a Trump flag flying proudly.
Posted by: 4 at February 26, 2021 10:57 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: A dude in MI at February 26, 2021 10:56 PM (BZBAG)
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Joe wanted to raise the flag at the WH. He only got it half-way up before calling a lid, so...
Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 26, 2021 10:57 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at February 26, 2021 10:39 PM (87oRe)
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This week, she became an inquisitor.
Finally it dawned that she took me literally.
That settled it down.
Posted by: Braenyard, Patriot dog, starving the beast at February 26, 2021 10:58 PM (eF1II)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 26, 2021 10:54 PM (pNxlR)
There was a Trump flag flying proudly.
Posted by: 4 at February 26, 2021 10:57 PM (KnJdm)
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Aerial photos showed someone was wearing a MAGA hat.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 26, 2021 10:58 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 26, 2021 10:58 PM (CAJOC)
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White supremacists. They're everywhere.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 26, 2021 10:59 PM (fLVm1)
Back in the late 70's or early 80's a club in SF had a set up where you could walk up to a window, deposit a dollar coin, and a curtain would open and you could use a handset to talk to the naked woman on the other side of the glass for five or ten minutes.
Was such a big deal The Tubes wrote a song about it:
https://youtu.be/mQ_k_VG6Syc
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not scanning your email to sell you stuff like Google does. at February 26, 2021 10:59 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 26, 2021 10:58 PM (CAJOC)
Intelligence had conclusively proven that there were unfettered discussions being held there. UNFETTERED!
Posted by: 4 at February 26, 2021 10:59 PM (KnJdm)
Just a few more words wider.
Posted by: Braenyard, Patriot dog, starving the beast at February 26, 2021 11:00 PM (eF1II)
My mom lost a child before I was born, so she struggled with depression the rest of her life.
She never told me what was going to happen, because I bloomed earlier than any of my three elder sisters, so perhaps she was caught by surprise when I started.
I know I was!
And I was furious that no one had told me that it would happen every month thereafter, for the next 30 or so years, lol!
I will never forget the look (or lack thereof) on my dad's face when he stomped back in the door from the drug store before it closed, handed me a package of product, and went to get a drink himself.
(I think I was 11)
Posted by: barbarausa at February 26, 2021 11:00 PM (W7IZQ)
"High Value"
This administration is a fucking joke.
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at February 26, 2021 11:00 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 26, 2021 11:00 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Zettai at February 26, 2021 11:01 PM (Af8VI)
Posted by: davidt at February 26, 2021 11:02 PM (5ZHS+)
Just a few more words wider.
You can make them wider yourself but the COBs will yell at you.
Posted by: Oddbob at February 26, 2021 11:02 PM (qc+VF)
Why can't the gray boxes be wider?
Just a few more words wider.
Posted by: Braenyard, Patriot dog, starving the beast
Go ahead - blow the margins! You know you want to!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 26, 2021 11:03 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2021 11:03 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: azjaeger at February 26, 2021 10:14 PM (3/XaG)
It's pure destruction. No one talks about Cloward Piven anymore. But running up the debt to 40 trillion, legalizing 50 million sudden migrants, etc.
The only rhyme or reason you need to look for with them is destruction. And lying, which they love sexually.
Posted by: ... at February 26, 2021 11:03 PM (jBRLB)
"OMG, they bombed us and someone got killed!"
"Was it the Iranians?"
"Yes!"
"OK, destroy some insignificant thing out in the middle of nowhere. Make sure no one gets killed. Then we can say WE DID SOMETHING in retaliation."
Our own government is being run by Iran.
Posted by: navybrat, at large at February 26, 2021 11:03 PM (w7KSn)
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The Tubes had a song about that.
tinyurl.com/d55vvwuh
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 26, 2021 11:03 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: davidt at February 26, 2021 11:02 PM (5ZHS+)
Yes, everyone previously thought Iran was our friend!
Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at February 26, 2021 11:04 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 26, 2021 11:00 PM (CAJOC)
Should be for death of the USA
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 26, 2021 11:04 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 26, 2021 10:56 PM (pNxlR)
Someone said some days ago that it was for the victims of COVID. As a PR stunt, it's an obvious failure.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at February 26, 2021 11:04 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2021 11:04 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not scanning your email to sell you stuff like Google does. at February 26, 2021 11:04 PM (SchxB)
Possibly the best song about San Francisco ever.
Why would I lie?
Posted by: navybrat, at large at February 26, 2021 11:05 PM (w7KSn)
Welp, The Beast is now home, all 32 feet of it, brooding outside the garage. I have already informed Her Majesty that I refuse to drive the damn thing.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 26, 2021 11:05 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Javems at February 26, 2021 11:05 PM (8SSHh)
"White Punks on Dope"
"Don't Touch Me There"
"Theme From a Woolly Place"
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2021 11:06 PM (L2ZTs)
brooding outside the garage. I have already informed Her Majesty that I
refuse to drive the damn thing.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 26, 2021 11:05 PM (mht8P)
You bought hillary's fat ass?
Posted by: 4 at February 26, 2021 11:06 PM (KnJdm)
Yes, I linked it in my post.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not scanning your email to sell you stuff like Google does. at February 26, 2021 11:04 PM (SchxB)
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Crap. I should read the comments.
*skulks off*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 26, 2021 11:07 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: navybrat, at large at February 26, 2021 11:07 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Sharkman at February 26, 2021 11:07 PM (0bGEp)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2021 11:07 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2021 11:04 PM (L2ZTs)
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Blow the margins, hmmm, what would happen if one only one keystroke?
Posted by: Braenyard, Patriot dog, starving the beast at February 26, 2021 11:07 PM (eF1II)
Good evening blog friends. I had a somewhat uneventful day. Anything exciting happen to any of you?
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 26, 2021 11:07 PM (sd8p8)
Good times, good times.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 26, 2021 11:07 PM (uxJPn)
Nope. Nope, no, no, uh-uh, no, nope, not me, never.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at February 26, 2021 11:07 PM (I99aF)
Doctor momma Jill! What was the flag thing for? Was it because Hunter stuck that Corona bottle in his ass again?
God bless momma Jill. Doctorama Jill! Someone shit my drawers again!
Posted by: Joe Biden at February 26, 2021 11:08 PM (Geoni)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)
Aren't they always at half-mast now?
Seems we've become a nation of pussies who are always in mourning.
Posted by: Sharkman at February 26, 2021 11:08 PM (0bGEp)
Posted by: Zettai at February 26, 2021 11:09 PM (Af8VI)
Posted by: Oddbob at February 26, 2021 11:09 PM (qc+VF)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)
Evening sharon. Uh, yeah. Read upthread but it's all okay now.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 26, 2021 11:09 PM (Rvt88)
Why start now? Just have another drink and carry on like nothing happened. It works for me.
Sometimes.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not scanning your email to sell you stuff like Google does. at February 26, 2021 11:09 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Sharkman at February 26, 2021 10:01 PM
I think it is attached to the helmet, with a rod that was digitally erased.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at February 26, 2021 11:09 PM (I99aF)
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 26, 2021 11:10 PM (TdMsT)
Best concert I've ever attended. Helped that I was in the 6th row.
I still laugh at the lead singer's stage name: "Fee Waybill".
The Completion Backward Principal is a very underrated album.
Posted by: Sharkman at February 26, 2021 11:10 PM (0bGEp)
"White Punks on Dope"
"Don't Touch Me There"
"Theme From a Woolly Place"
If you're gonna start binging on Tubes, I always recommend "What Do You Want From Life?"
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not scanning your email to sell you stuff like Google does. at February 26, 2021 11:11 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2021 11:11 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Javems
Sorta like a FBI raid where someone tips off the media?
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 26, 2021 11:11 PM (aTQCG)
They've been around for years, now.
Posted by: navybrat, at large at February 26, 2021 11:11 PM (w7KSn)
Right up until that moment when you have daughters of your own.
Then, not so much.
Posted by: Sharkman at February 26, 2021 11:12 PM (0bGEp)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 26, 2021 11:12 PM (sd8p8)
Good evening {{{sharon}}}
Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at February 26, 2021 11:13 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2021 11:11 PM (L2ZTs)
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Her name was Lola
She was a showgirl
Posted by: Barry Manilow at February 26, 2021 11:13 PM (fLVm1)
There is an 'ette that has been to the TXMoMeet that danced, in a cage, in go-go boots, as a youth.
Has posted on the ONT.
Posted by: The 411 on that at February 26, 2021 11:13 PM (u82oZ)
An RV, maybe??
Posted by: Zettai
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Bingo. A 2015 Jayco Redhawk in splendid condition. Given hotel prices, security, logistics, food, show sites and the ladies rest rooms at same, it makes sense, though I fought it tooth and nail. I pointed out to Her Majesty that she actually didn't have to show dogs at all. You can imagine how well that argument went over.
Any nick in the pocket book causes me to howl like a wounded panther, but it's no worse than a payment on a new car.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 26, 2021 11:14 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2021 11:14 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Barry Manilow at February 26, 2021 11:14 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: Rusty Nail
Hogmartin put me some knowledge up above. The most prevalent theory is that it is a camera somehow doesn't record the mount that it is on.
Though I am intrigued by the idea that it might be a drone that is sophisticated enough to follow you at a programmed distance and angle for soother recording.
Posted by: Sharkman at February 26, 2021 11:14 PM (0bGEp)
Posted by: Sharkman
Plus! You get to upgrade the towing fleet!
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 26, 2021 11:14 PM (aTQCG)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2021 11:11 PM (L2ZTs)
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Her name was Lola
She was a showgirl
That was, what, 30 years ago?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not scanning your email to sell you stuff like Google does. at February 26, 2021 11:14 PM (SchxB)
Good times, good times.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 26, 2021 11:07 PM (uxJPn)
But mostly predators. Not joining the He Man Woman Haters Club or anything, but if you poured that much liquor down someone's throat and vacuumed his wallet under basically any other circumstances I'm pretty sure you'd be thrown in jail. Act as DD for your buds at a strip club sometime; sit there stone cold sober and watch drunken bastards give their paychecks away to these chicks.
Fuckin' testosterone, man. Drive you to build skyscrapers, fly to the moon, explore every nook and cranny on Earth, computers, nanomachines, industrial farming, everything you can think of, it can drive you to achieve. Unfortunately, it also helps the Little Head drag you around and make you do stupid, stupid shit.
Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at February 26, 2021 11:15 PM (gAFsE)
They paid me actual money to do it. (grins)
Posted by: navybrat, at large at February 26, 2021 11:15 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 26, 2021 11:15 PM (sd8p8)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2021 11:11 PM
"Was" ??
Posted by: Zettai at February 26, 2021 11:15 PM (Af8VI)
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 26, 2021 11:15 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at February 26, 2021 11:15 PM (87oRe)
A good RV = freedom from living 'on the grid,' if you know what you're doing. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2021 11:15 PM (L2ZTs)
Faded feathers in her hair
She sits there so refined, and drinks herself half-blind
Posted by: Barry Manilow at February 26, 2021 11:16 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: Dogstar59 at February 26, 2021 11:16 PM (SA/Eo)
Though I am intrigued by the idea that it might be a drone that is sophisticated enough to follow you at a programmed distance and angle for soother recording.
Posted by: Sharkman at February 26, 2021 11:14 PM (0bGEp)
So, if the rider had taken a splash bath, would a drone such as that have followed him into the drink, too?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 26, 2021 11:16 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Dogstar59 at February 26, 2021 11:16 PM (SA/Eo)
bitchute exists. as does xvideos.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 26, 2021 11:17 PM (uxJPn)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2021 11:17 PM (L2ZTs)
Ok. So back to Harris being pissed about the bombing, what is going on in our government? This is not good.
(Is there some non-politics rule I need to know about? Just checking.)
Posted by: squid_hunt at February 26, 2021 11:17 PM (Ectld)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2021 11:11 PM
"Was" ??
Something you've been meaning to tell us, Zettai?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not scanning your email to sell you stuff like Google does. at February 26, 2021 11:17 PM (SchxB)
https://youtu.be/iiMUxDlbonM
Posted by: BifBewalski - does Aus accept yankeys as immigrants? at February 26, 2021 11:17 PM (VcFUs)
Hadrian, you don't see the whole picture here.
A good RV = freedom from living 'on the grid,' if you know what you're doing. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2021 11:15 PM (L2ZTs)
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Apart from Her Majesty's safety, the ability to use it for emergency shelter or power generation is attractive. Especially after last week's debacle.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 26, 2021 11:17 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2021 11:11 PM
"Was" ??
Posted by: Zettai at February 26, 2021 11:15 PM (Af8VI)
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29 is pretty old for a strip club dancer.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 26, 2021 11:17 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 26, 2021 11:17 PM (sd8p8)
I guess we'll never know.
Posted by: navybrat, at large at February 26, 2021 11:17 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2021 11:18 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at February 26, 2021 11:18 PM (Eh7ew)
Yes, I got in a good walk and as you said I was also looking ahead to a rainy weekend so I figured it was my last chance.
Did you get out today?
Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at February 26, 2021 11:18 PM (87oRe)
Hadrian, without dogs to show, whatever would you do with all that free time?
Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at February 26, 2021 11:15 PM (87oRe)
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When Her Majesty is away at shows is the only free time I get.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 26, 2021 11:18 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
"Oh shut up!!" - Stormy Daniels
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2021 11:18 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at February 26, 2021 11:15 PM (gAFsE)
The little head rules until mid-30s when all the good stuff dies.
But, I never brought more cash than I could afford to spend and never used an ATM card in the club.
Strip clubs were like home for me. 'Course, I used to work the door for one, back in Ames...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 26, 2021 11:19 PM (uxJPn)
(Is there some non-politics rule I need to know about? Just checking.)
Posted by: squid_hunt at February 26, 2021 11:17 PM (Ectld)
The military industrial complex and Team Obama are doing whatever the fuck they want and getting it rubber stamped by the Brussels sprout in the oval office.
Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at February 26, 2021 11:19 PM (gAFsE)
{{{Sharon}}}
My head is swimming. I'm a pathetic drinker.
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 26, 2021 11:15 PM (TdMsT)
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Heh. How you doin'?
Posted by: Bob Filner, Graduate, Encounter Groups of Cleveland at February 26, 2021 11:19 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 26, 2021 10:25 PM (u82oZ)
You have to sound the shofar while you are doing it.
Posted by: Fox2! at February 26, 2021 11:19 PM (qyH+l)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 26, 2021 11:17 PM (sd8p
I had two small drinks. I had to be home by 11:00 because I have tennis in the morning. I hope I'm not hung over.
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 26, 2021 11:20 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2021 11:20 PM (L2ZTs)
So of course they'll refuse to block it, if they even can 'fillibuster' a vote on spending. They're so dumb they probably wont even all vote no. Oh well, I'm becoming ok with actual Let It Burn.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at February 26, 2021 11:20 PM (Aashi)
Point is, get some practice time behind the wheel of that thing during some real slow time in the traffic patterns. 7am on a Sunday morning, get it back home by 8. Do this a few times, and you'll really find it's not terribly difficult, and in time, (and care and patience), you'll become a safe, efficient and confident RV pilot in your own right.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 26, 2021 11:20 PM (QzJWU)
Pro-tip: Pacing yourself is a learned skill!
How's the tennis going for you these days?
Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at February 26, 2021 11:20 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 26, 2021 11:20 PM (PoqRU)
https://youtu.be/iiMUxDlbonM
Posted by: BifBewalski - does Aus accept yankeys as immigrants? at February 26, 2021 11:17 PM (VcFUs)
Psst...that's the third thing I ask women....
Posted by: Gov Cuomo at February 26, 2021 11:20 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Zettai at February 26, 2021 11:20 PM (Af8VI)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 26, 2021 11:21 PM (sd8p8)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
"Oh shut up!!" - Stormy Daniels
Posted by: qdpsteve
Speaking of that - the strip club she visited here in Cols is shuttered right now for remodeling/steam cleaning. The electronic sign out front flashes(HA!) "stay safe" and "we're all in this together".
Caused me to chuckle it did.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 26, 2021 11:21 PM (Rvt88)
Did the girls used to pop out of a bale of hay??
;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2021 11:20 PM (L2ZTs)
College town. Hater.
They popped out of the basement.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 26, 2021 11:21 PM (uxJPn)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)
A good, loyal American-made drone would follow him to Hell, or the River, no matter.
The G-dless Commie-made drones abandon you as soon as you fall.
Posted by: Sharkman at February 26, 2021 11:21 PM (0bGEp)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)
You two ladies, sit down next to me, I'll pour you ladies a drink and you can continue your tale.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 26, 2021 11:21 PM (aTQCG)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2021 11:21 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: TC at February 26, 2021 10:25 PM (iBK3O)
Alllllvvviiin !
Posted by: Dave Seville at February 26, 2021 11:22 PM (rt0xh)
(How much you got?)
Three pennies and a button that came off my shirt earlier today.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not scanning your email to sell you stuff like Google does. at February 26, 2021 11:22 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2021 11:22 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 26, 2021 11:22 PM (TdMsT)
Did the girls used to pop out of a bale of hay??
;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2021 11:20 PM (L2ZTs)
Ha ha! Girls you say. They use cows....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 26, 2021 11:23 PM (7bRMQ)
Do this a few times, and you'll really find it's not terribly difficult, and in time, (and care and patience), you'll become a safe, efficient and confident RV pilot in your own right.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
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Her Majesty is the one who's using it. She knows that it's just a matter of getting used to the lines and size. In two weeks she'll be driving it like a pro.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 26, 2021 11:23 PM (mht8P)
https://youtu.be/iiMUxDlbonM
Posted by: BifBewalski - does Aus accept yankeys as immigrants?
Sings "America the Beautiful"!!!
Posted by: Sharkman at February 26, 2021 11:23 PM (0bGEp)
"People keep getting sick since Stormy was here. We just don't know what's going on..."
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2021 11:23 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2021 11:24 PM (L2ZTs)
Possibly the best song about San Francisco ever.
Why would I lie?
Posted by: navybrat, at large at February 26, 2021 11:05 PM (w7KSn)
Ahem.
Posted by: Scott McKenzie at February 26, 2021 11:24 PM (iBK3O)
Pro-tip: Pacing yourself is a learned skill!
How's the tennis going for you these days?
Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at February 26, 2021 11:20 PM (87oRe)
Hrothgar--I got myself terribly over scheduled this week and next, so having alcohol was not the smartest thing to do.
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 26, 2021 11:24 PM (TdMsT)
I'm still worried about L, Elle and want to do what I can.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 26, 2021 11:25 PM (l9m7l)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp
On the good side, we would be cheap dates...Wait. That wasn't what I meant.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 26, 2021 11:25 PM (sd8p8)
everyone afraid the NSA is tracking us?
Posted by: The Manatee at February 26,
Bob can F off. I'm sure I'm already dead in the water as far as the men and trannies in charge are concerned in regards to my internet footprint. If it comes to that I guarantee I will go out with style.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * stay outta my space bubble at February 26, 2021 11:25 PM (IKVRk)
Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at February 26, 2021 11:25 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2021 11:25 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 26, 2021 11:25 PM (l9m7l)
What's going on with L, Elle? She was always nice to me, though I know there was some drama last year...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 26, 2021 11:25 PM (uxJPn)
Posted by: squid_hunt
ONT is open thread deluxe model.
Posted by: Sharkman at February 26, 2021 11:26 PM (0bGEp)
You'd recognize her, drinks champagne like Coca-Cola.
Last I heard she changed her name and became a doctor or something. Saw her on the tv the other day talking to the Senate.
Posted by: Barry Manilow at February 26, 2021 11:26 PM (Geoni)
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 26, 2021 11:24 PM (TdMsT)
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Alcohol says, "it will be fine."
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 26, 2021 11:26 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 26, 2021 11:26 PM (sd8p8)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid's weener dog learning French at February 26, 2021 11:27 PM (n/szn)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not scanning your email to sell you stuff like Google does. at February 26, 2021 11:27 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: ace's Girthy Urethra at February 26, 2021 11:27 PM (700Hb)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2021 11:24 PM (L2ZTs)
You mean, cement overshoes?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 26, 2021 11:27 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at February 26, 2021 11:27 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2021 11:28 PM (L2ZTs)
What happened to L, Elle? I mean, other than getting banned...
Xe lit into me once for no discernable reason, that's really all I recall...
Posted by: Zettai at February 26, 2021 11:28 PM (Af8VI)
I'm still worried about L, Elle and want to do what I can.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm
apaslo@hotmail.com
Posted by: Tonypete at February 26, 2021 11:28 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)
Didn't think that for a minute, which is why I brought the ATM card....
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 26, 2021 11:30 PM (aTQCG)
Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at February 26, 2021 11:27 PM (87oRe)
No--nothing like that. I told several people I'd sub, and then realized I was overbooked.
I'm really nauseated right now.
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 26, 2021 11:30 PM (TdMsT)
I'd call it multi-threaded at this point.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not scanning your email to sell you stuff like Google does.
It's the double knit of overnight threads!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 26, 2021 11:30 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 26, 2021 11:30 PM (W+T/C)
Xe lit into me once for no discernable reason, that's really all I recall...
Posted by: Zet
wasn't she the skull horder?
Posted by: confederatefifth at February 26, 2021 11:30 PM (4Jold)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 26, 2021 11:31 PM (sd8p8)
They are like Maytag. Built to last.
Posted by: navybrat, at large at February 26, 2021 11:31 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not scanning your email to sell you stuff like Google does. at February 26, 2021 11:31 PM (SchxB)
2001-2002 SAVE ME FROM THE BAD MEN DONALD RUMSFELD. And roar you are a GILF aren't you Rummie
2003-2008 War! What is good for? Absolutely nothing!
2009-2016: Bitches get stitches...and drone strikes
2017-2020: We support the opposite of whatever DRUMP supports
Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2021 11:32 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 26, 2021 11:31 PM (sd8p
Didn't Jesse have cataract surgery?
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 26, 2021 11:32 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Scott McKenzie at February 26, 2021 11:32 PM (iBK3O)
She liked to pick fights, so probably.
Posted by:
it was not the fighting so much as the insane evil in her fights.
she said the meanest thing ever said here, ever.
Posted by: confederatefifth at February 26, 2021 11:32 PM (4Jold)
with biden you don't even need to say I hope he fails
Posted by: will choose a nic later at February 26, 2021 10:22 PM (r4bSV)
You're joking, right? He ain't failing, he doing exactly what he's supposed to be doing.
Damn, what a week. What's this country going to look like after 4 years of this?
Posted by: Kat_man at February 26, 2021 11:32 PM (+7WqI)
Posted by: confederatefifth at February 26, 2021 11:33 PM (4Jold)
>I had one of those little bastards bite the fuck out of my finger when he realized I was out of potato chips. I slapped him into the next county.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 26, 2021 11:33 PM (03n3v)
she said the meanest thing ever said here, ever.
Posted by: confederatefifth at February 26, 2021 11:32 PM (4Jold)
__________
I remember that.
*shudders*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 26, 2021 11:33 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 26, 2021 11:34 PM (Rvt88)
But its dirtier then Biden's depends after he hits an Indian buffet.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2021 11:34 PM (qlFIA)
New York, New York.
Posted by: Scott McKenzie at February 26, 2021 11:32 PM (iBK3O)
knutsford city limits
By my man, Robbie
https://youtu.be/ABv9MblNeAA
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 26, 2021 11:34 PM (uxJPn)
I think there is a documentary in the works called Idiocracy
Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2021 11:35 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 26, 2021 11:35 PM (sd8p8)
Posted by: Kat_man
Now THAT is the stuff of nightmares.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 26, 2021 11:35 PM (aTQCG)
She liked to pick fights, so probably.
******
A talented wildcat when lonely, drunk, and not in hornt jail.
Posted by: ace's Girthy Urethra at February 26, 2021 11:35 PM (700Hb)
she said the meanest thing ever said here, ever.
Posted by: confederatefifth at February 26, 2021 11:32 PM (4Jold)
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How did I miss this?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 26, 2021 11:35 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2021 11:35 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2021 11:36 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: John and June Carter Cash at February 26, 2021 11:36 PM (n/szn)
New York, New York.
Posted by: Scott McKenzie
Spokane Motel Blues. Tom T. Hall
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 26, 2021 11:37 PM (aTQCG)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 26, 2021 11:37 PM (sd8p8)
Posted by: Scott McKenzie at February 26, 2021 11:37 PM (iBK3O)
IIRC, she then tried to claim self-defense. Kind of killed her fan club right there.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not scanning your email to sell you stuff like Google does. at February 26, 2021 11:38 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 26, 2021 11:39 PM (l9m7l)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 26, 2021 11:37 PM (sd8p
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I'm satisfied.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 26, 2021 11:39 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 26, 2021 11:39 PM (/UQ/R)
Been there, done that, still have no clue what I'm doing.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not scanning your email to sell you stuff like Google does. at February 26, 2021 11:40 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2021 11:40 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)
Amazing Grace sung to that melody is pretty cool.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 26, 2021 11:40 PM (aTQCG)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 26, 2021 11:41 PM (sd8p8)
Posted by: Dwayne at February 26, 2021 11:41 PM (gtu/X)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 26, 2021 11:26 PM (sd8p
I want to go to sleep, but I'd better stay up till I feel better. I'm drinking Gatorade.
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 26, 2021 11:42 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at February 26, 2021 11:42 PM (Aashi)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 26, 2021 11:42 PM (PoqRU)
curious?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not scanning your email to sell you stuff like Google does. at February 26, 2021 11:43 PM (SchxB)
IIRC, she then tried to claim self-defense. Kind of killed her fan club right there.
Posted by: Blanco Basura -
Didn't something happen on an ONT?
She was always nice to me. I think I missed it but heard about it after the fact.
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 26, 2021 11:43 PM (A57L2)
She was always nice to me, and offline was a really cool person. No idea about "skull collecting" or whatever.
I liked her, and she needs some prayers. Heck, some awful GOPE folks have gotten more, and given less.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 26, 2021 11:43 PM (l9m7l)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 26, 2021 11:43 PM (sd8p8)
Posted by: navybrat, at large at February 26, 2021 11:44 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 26, 2021 11:17 PM (mht8P)
Yes. During the deep freeze, I derived some peace of mind due to the fact that I have a camper that can keep us warm and our food cold if the power goes out. I had even bought a back-up propane tank because the local supplier was having a sale (full tank for less than the usual cost of just a refill).
It also has a solar panel and battery. Someday I may upgrade the battery but I'll let the current one wear out a bit first.
Posted by: Emmie: grubby, low-born, non-billionaire commenter at February 26, 2021 11:44 PM (ofYez)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 26, 2021 11:43 PM (sd8p
I've got water mixed in. Ugh.
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 26, 2021 11:44 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: NCKate at February 26, 2021 11:45 PM (+6Fup)
I want to go to sleep, but I'd better stay up till I feel better. I'm drinking Gatorade.
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 26, 2021 11:42 PM (TdMsT)
I get horrible hangovers from wine. There is something called liquid IV that I'm sure is just like Gatorade or pedilyte. There are also patches that you use before you go to bed that have vitamins in them. The best for was Alka Seltzer.
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 26, 2021 11:46 PM (A57L2)
Posted by: Scott McKenzie at February 26, 2021 11:46 PM (iBK3O)
How you win is 'tude. It's 'tude, all the way down.
There is a 90% chance the honey badger started the shit with the snake, and an 80% chance he would have killed the snake without the jackals help, and a 100% chance he wasn't sharing shit with anybody.
https://youtu.be/JgKN3BuvC3E
Posted by: BifBewalski - does Aus accept yankeys as immigrants? at February 26, 2021 11:46 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 26, 2021 11:41 PM (sd8p
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I got "all drunk." What's the other one?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 26, 2021 11:46 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at February 26, 2021 11:46 PM (Aashi)
Posted by: NCKate at Febr
Tickled pink was trolling us.
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 26, 2021 11:47 PM (A57L2)
Posted by: Zettai at February 26, 2021 11:47 PM (Af8VI)
I get horrible hangovers from wine. There is something called liquid IV that I'm sure is just like Gatorade or pedilyte. There are also patches that you use before you go to bed that have vitamins in them. The best for was Alka Seltzer.
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 26, 2021 11:46 PM (A57L2)
I absolutely cannot drink wine or beer.
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 26, 2021 11:47 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 26, 2021 11:48 PM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 26, 2021 11:48 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: squid_hunt at February 26, 2021 11:49 PM (Ectld)
I liked her, and she needs some prayers. Heck, some awful GOPE folks have gotten more, and given less.
Posted by: BeckoningCha
She was always nice to me, prayers sent.
We all can suffer from bad times.
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 26, 2021 11:49 PM (A57L2)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 26, 2021 11:49 PM (sd8p8)
Aren't IVs liquid by default?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not scanning your email to sell you stuff like Google does. at February 26, 2021 11:50 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Cringe Biscuit at February 26, 2021 11:50 PM (KXAsT)
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 26, 2021 11:50 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: navybrat, at large at February 26, 2021 11:44 PM (w7KSn)
That's a good one, well done.
Posted by: Scott McKenzie at February 26, 2021 11:50 PM (iBK3O)
Posted by: navybrat, at large at February 26, 2021 11:50 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: 300000000 at February 26, 2021 11:51 PM (700Hb)
They paid me actual money to do it. (grins)
& I was the DJ while my wife tended bar. We got tipped out and made a killing one summer.
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at February 26, 2021 11:51 PM (rt0xh)
Posted by: Zettai at February 26, 2021 11:52 PM (Af8VI)
I absolutely cannot drink wine or beer.
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrec
My husband makes fun of me, I need to walk before I run after I drink too much red wine with my friends. We drink wine on Wednesdays, aka winesday.
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 26, 2021 11:52 PM (A57L2)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at February 26, 2021 11:52 PM (Aashi)
I heard Randy Newman on Garrison Keiller's NPR show back in the day once where he described his politics as somewhere to the left of Nicolae Ceausescu. Keiller thought that was delightful of course.
Posted by: Eat The Eloi at February 26, 2021 11:53 PM (RGRIY)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 26, 2021 10:13 PM
I swear every producer and writer, first thing they think about regarding blacks is, "What can we do today to make them angrier? Because we need to make them angrier! They're not angry enough!"
Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at February 26, 2021 11:53 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 26, 2021 11:53 PM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 26, 2021 11:54 PM (sd8p8)
May his people treat him in death as well Ceausescu's did.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not scanning your email to sell you stuff like Google does. at February 26, 2021 11:54 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 26, 2021 11:52 PM (A57L2)
I had two small drinks and I feel miserable.
A pity, because it was an awesome evening...
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 26, 2021 11:54 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: confederatefifth at February 26, 2021 11:54 PM (4Jold)
If you've ever played tug of war, having a guy appear to be pulling on the other side until the critical moment is a huge advantage.
Posted by: squid_hunt at February 26, 2021 11:55 PM (Ectld)
She made me laugh.
And Blonde Morticia, though I know she's in hiding
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 26, 2021 11:55 PM (uxJPn)
Aren't IVs liquid by default?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moron
Yes sir, one of my friends told me to get liquid IV for hangovers. I don't know what it is, if you drink it before bed or in the morning. She said it helps.
Of course not drinking so much would help too.
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 26, 2021 11:55 PM (A57L2)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 26, 2021 11:56 PM (/UQ/R)
She made me laugh.
She still pops in from time to time to remind me she wants a new pair of shoes. Lowbutton or something like that.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not scanning your email to sell you stuff like Google does. at February 26, 2021 11:56 PM (SchxB)
This was a big promotion from my previous steady gig at Finocchio's.
The things we do for money...
Posted by: navybrat, at large at February 26, 2021 11:57 PM (w7KSn)
A pity, because it was an awesome evening...
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist
I'm sorry. I hope you feel better. That is no fun.
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 26, 2021 11:57 PM (A57L2)
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 26, 2021 11:58 PM (TdMsT)
I'm sorry. I hope you feel better. That is no fun.
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 26, 2021 11:57 PM (A57L2)
Thank you, CaliGirl.
I have a mild alcohol intolerance.
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 26, 2021 11:59 PM (TdMsT)
A pity, because it was an awesome evening...
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist
Sorry, you will feel better. However, it may not be on YOUR timeline.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 26, 2021 11:59 PM (aTQCG)
Funny, because I thought more people have a reaction to the tannin
in red wine, but can tolerate white wines.
Posted by: Chairman Commissar Hrothgar - We Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules!- at February 26, 2021 11:59 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 26, 2021 11:43 PM (sd8p
Really? The original lemon-lime Gatorade is one of the greatest drinks invented. Nothing better than an ice cold one on a hot summer day.
Posted by: Scott McKenzie at February 26, 2021 11:59 PM (iBK3O)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 26, 2021 11:59 PM (sd8p8)
Tell me about it.
I was once so desperate for cash that I fixed a Windows box.
I'm not proud of that moment in my life.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not scanning your email to sell you stuff like Google does. at February 27, 2021 12:00 AM (SchxB)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 27, 2021 12:00 AM (/UQ/R)
Posted by:
she has been having them every other month.
never mind.
Posted by: confederatefifth at February 27, 2021 12:00 AM (4Jold)
Posted by: sharon(willow'
I love a good Malbec, Syrah, Pinot, Nebbiolo, Sangiovese, Grenache, Blends, Cabs. I even like petite sirah but it really turns your teeth black.
I've never tried Greg Norman's wine and I haven't heard of Rodney Strong either. We drink a lot of local wines.
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 27, 2021 12:02 AM (A57L2)
Posted by: barbarausa at February 27, 2021 12:02 AM (W7IZQ)
Posted by: Scott McKenzie
Strawberry watermelon for me.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 27, 2021 12:02 AM (aTQCG)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 27, 2021 12:04 AM (sd8p8)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 27, 2021 12:06 AM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: Scott McKenzie at February 27, 2021 12:07 AM (iBK3O)
Posted by: w
1 I have never dissed you
2 just saying you are having events but not inviting her
Posted by: confederatefifth at February 27, 2021 12:07 AM (4Jold)
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 26, 2021 11:59 PM (TdMsT)
I'm just generally intolerant.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 27, 2021 12:08 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Scott McKenzie at February 26, 2021 11:59 PM (iBK3O)
ANY DAMNED BEER is greater than gatorade. Ever.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 27, 2021 12:08 AM (sBwmm)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 27, 2021 12:09 AM (sd8p8)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 27, 2021 12:04 AM (sd8p
That sounds like a blast, a Chinese buffet is great.
Posted by: Chairman Commissar Hrothgar - We Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules!- at February 27, 2021 12:09 AM (87oRe)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 27, 2021 12:09 AM (/UQ/R)
Bold talk from a guy that decamped from the States to go live in some socialist utopia and hated THAT so much he moved back here. After becoming wealthy here of course.
Bastid.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 27, 2021 12:09 AM (Rvt88)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 27, 2021 12:10 AM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: Scott McKenzie at February 26, 2021 11:59 PM (iBK3O)
ANY DAMNED BEER is greater than gatorade. Ever.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 27, 2021 12:08 AM (sBwmm)
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Piano music stops...
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 27, 2021 12:11 AM (fLVm1)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 27, 2021 12:00 AM (/UQ/R)
Glad you're in still in touch with her, Cyclone.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 27, 2021 12:11 AM (uxJPn)
Posted by: navybrat, at large at February 26, 2021 11:57 PM (w7KSn)
Gosh, I feel so sorry for you. Really. You could have been working the slime line at the salmon cannery like me, but instead you were looking at titties. that had to really suck.
Dude.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 27, 2021 12:12 AM (sBwmm)
I don't care for flying anymore, but I'd love to attend in CO.
Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 27, 2021 12:13 AM (PoqRU)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 27, 2021 12:08 AM (sBwmm)
Even...Buckhorn?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 27, 2021 12:13 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Scott McKenzie at February 26, 2021 11:32 PM (iBK3O)
I Left My Heart in San Francisco
Posted by: kbdabear at February 27, 2021 12:14 AM (qAR6u)
But for fun, d'ya remember the heavily promoted "in" brands of the times? Mateus, in the faux-clay reddish brown bottle was hot for a while, then. Cold Duck, Blue Nun and etc.
Which ones come to your minds, surviving brain cells permitting?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 27, 2021 12:15 AM (QzJWU)
You get here, we will feed you. You might even get to stay in our palacial guest room, which right now is sans bed, so you might have to stay in the camper. Which has a lovely king bed and a nice view of the neighborhood when parked.
There may be salmon involved.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 27, 2021 12:15 AM (sBwmm)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprenti
I have bought some good wine for under 10 dollars. Trader Joe's is good for finding good wine.
My friends husband works for vineyards and we get good wine. The discount is 50 percent if I buy it from them. We also trade. I have Chardonnay grapes and pinot. I get sick of pinot. I'll trade a case of pinot for a case of Sangiovese or Grenache. We made Syrah but it takes two years so It's not ready yet.
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 27, 2021 12:16 AM (A57L2)
Posted by: Scott McKenzie at February 26, 2021 11:32 PM (iBK3O)
Memphis - Johnny Rivers
Posted by: kbdabear at February 27, 2021 12:16 AM (qAR6u)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 27, 2021 12:16 AM (sd8p8)
Dude.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 27, 2021 12:12 AM
In those days, were you woken by having a load of rotting salmon heads dumped on you before you started your 14-hour shift, 7 days a week, for fourpence a month, etc.?
Posted by: Zettai at February 27, 2021 12:17 AM (Af8VI)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 27, 2021 12:17 AM (sBwmm)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 27, 2021 12:15 AM (QzJWU)
...Mickey's?
Posted by: hogmartin at February 27, 2021 12:17 AM (t+qrx)
Jim
In my circle, Mateus was considered the top shelf stuff if you had an important date. I still have an ancient bottle of Blue Nun hanging around. I'm half afraid to open it.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 27, 2021 12:17 AM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 27, 2021 12:18 AM (fLVm1)
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at February 27, 2021 12:18 AM (rt0xh)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
I was a kid, but the parents and grandparents bought, Ripple, Annie Green Springs, Spinada, and Tyrolia.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 27, 2021 12:19 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Scott McKenzie at February 26, 2021 11:32 PM (iBK3O)
3 by Glen Campbell
Galveston
Wichita Lineman
By the Time I Get to Phoenix
Posted by: kbdabear at February 27, 2021 12:19 AM (qAR6u)
Alexander Valley Vineyards was the place where the owner/winemaker was pouring in the tasting room, but had to go do something (he was alone at the place) so dragged us and the two young chick wine newbies with him back into the back. On the way back we passed a tank of just-pressed sauvignon blanc juice. He dispensed a bit for us to taste in plastic cups.
The two chicks said "this is fantastic! why don't you sell it like this?". My friend and I chuckled, as did the winemaker. "Because I can sell it for 10 times the price when it's made into wine, for one reason".
Sonoma got too good/popular/busy, changed a lot, though still much more relaxed than most of Napa. Anderson Valley, west of Sonoma across another set of hills, or the less trafficked parts of Central Coast near CaliGirl, you can still find the nice quiet informal thing.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 27, 2021 12:19 AM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Zettai at February 27, 2021 12:17 AM (Af8VI)
Not quite, but when the runs came in, every hour after 8 you worked was double pay, so you stood there with frozen fingers and a really sharp knife and toughed it out as long as you could. Not a job for the intelligent or non-youth, by any stretch. Many a college semester was paid for in this manner.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 27, 2021 12:19 AM (sBwmm)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 27, 2021 12:08 AM (sBwmm)
Even...Buckhorn?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 27, 2021 12:13 AM (7bRMQ)
Even Iron City.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 27, 2021 12:19 AM (oHd/0)
Which ones come to your minds, surviving brain cells permitting?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
My dad drank all of those. He used to let me have a glass of wine with dinner. I was a little kid. It was normal for him, he grew up drinking red wine with lunch, that was his big meal of the day.
Those huge wineries up north buy grapes from here.
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 27, 2021 12:19 AM (A57L2)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 27, 2021 12:20 AM (sd8p8)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 27, 2021 12:08 AM (sBwmm)
Even...Buckhorn?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 27, 2021 12:13 AM (7bRMQ)
Even Iron City.
Duke City?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not scanning your email to sell you stuff like Google does. at February 27, 2021 12:21 AM (SchxB)
Posted by: Elton John at February 27, 2021 12:21 AM (fLVm1)
Posted by: Scott McKenzie at February 27, 2021 12:21 AM (iBK3O)
Posted by: Scott McKenzie at February 26, 2021 11:59 PM (iBK3O)
ANY DAMNED BEER is greater than gatorade. Ever.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 27, 2021 12:08 AM (sBwmm)
Is this the ONT or Temperance League?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 27, 2021 12:21 AM (aA3+G)
*shudder*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 27, 2021 12:22 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: kbdabear at February 27, 2021 12:16 AM (qAR6u)
Goin' to Kansas City
Posted by: Chairman Commissar Hrothgar - We Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules!- at February 27, 2021 12:22 AM (87oRe)
I have a 92 year old Mom I take care of.
That THIS could be her last year?
Abomination.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 27, 2021 12:22 AM (oHd/0)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 27, 2021 12:23 AM (sBwmm)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief
Even...Buckhorn?
Posted by: OrangeEnt
Even Iron City.
Duke City?
Posted by: Blanco Basura
P.O.C.? (Pilsner of Cleveland)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 27, 2021 12:23 AM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 27, 2021 12:24 AM (fLVm1)
Think you told me Scratch Kitchen in Lompoc closed? Told my wife, she was very upset, as was I. Our favorite place out that way, a very nice touch. Really you have to hoof it back all the way to Buellton and Industrial Eats, which isn't even the same, in that area.
Guess as long as Bob's in Los Alamos and Hitching Post #1 stay alive, I'll survive.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 27, 2021 12:25 AM (OTzUX)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 27, 2021 12:26 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Zettai at February 27, 2021 12:26 AM (Af8VI)
Vaguely recall the AM radio ads.
"You cannot buy a better beer than Brew 102"
Posted by: rhomboid at February 27, 2021 12:26 AM (OTzUX)
Posted by: navybrat, at large at February 27, 2021 12:27 AM (w7KSn)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 27, 2021 12:26 AM (L2ZTs)
My Dad, for YEARS drank a Red Wine called Vino Primo.
Came in a Jug...
He would have been 94 today but we lost him 14 years ago to brain cancer.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 27, 2021 12:28 AM (oHd/0)
Posted by: rhomboid at Febru
You can still find the winemaker in the tasting rooms in some of the wineries here.
I remember when they didn't charge for tastings. My favorite back then was Foxen. Now I notice some years are better. I don't know enough to know why. We really don't go wine tasting anymore. My friends have businesses where they manage vineyards. So they grow the grapes for the wineries. One friend does it in Paso another does it down here. They are big businesses.
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 27, 2021 12:28 AM (A57L2)
Posted by: r
isn't that the same as saying there is no better way to get rufied and ass raped
Posted by: confederatefifth at February 27, 2021 12:29 AM (4Jold)
Posted by: Armchair Sinner at February 27, 2021 12:29 AM (Nig2g)
Posted by: Scott McKenzie at February 26, 2021 11:59 PM (iBK3O)
ANY DAMNED BEER is greater than gatorade. Ever.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 27, 2021 12:08 AM (sBwmm)
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Nope. The 101.
The Brew 102 building was famous for causing a major chink in the 101 as it passed through downtown LA,
They finally demolished it about 15 years ago. The freeway goes straight now.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 27, 2021 12:29 AM (fLVm1)
Love you all.G'night.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 27, 2021 12:30 AM (sd8p8)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 27, 2021 12:30 AM (fLVm1)
Time was, one could keep several gallons of decent wine on hand, for not much more than (even then), pocket change.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 27, 2021 12:31 AM (QzJWU)
Right near there is the LA Federal Building where the law firm I worked for used to send me, to personally file emergency bankruptcy petitions. Really run-down area. Ugh.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 27, 2021 12:31 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Zettai at February 27, 2021 12:26 AM (Af8VI)
Natty Bo
Posted by: Chairman Commissar Hrothgar - We Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules!- at February 27, 2021 12:31 AM (87oRe)
And the later it gets on the East Coast? The weirder it gets.
Wibbly Wobbly Timey whimey stuff.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 27, 2021 12:31 AM (oHd/0)
Tho I currently have a couple of stressors in my life I do have relief in that an old college bud, from ISU, 1977, is going to pick my disabled azz up tomorrow to meet 2 others from back then. And we will solve the world's problems sitting in his lake cabin. Did you know pot is legal in IL?
Posted by: Farmer at February 27, 2021 12:32 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 27, 2021 12:32 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 27, 2021 12:32 AM (sBwmm)
Guess as long as Bob's in Los Alamos and Hitching Post #1 stay alive, I'll survive.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 2
My mom just went to the Post for dinner yesterday.
I just read about a new restaurant in the Santa Ynez paper that sounds good. Root 246 closed.
Covid has shut down some good places. Bob's is doing well.
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 27, 2021 12:33 AM (A57L2)
Shit.
Posted by: Armchair Sinner at February 27, 2021 12:33 AM (Nig2g)
Our first real central coast wine trip was only in 2007. Up in west side Paso, we stopped at Matt Trevisan's place, he was alone there. His old golden retriever slept on my wife's feet as Matt was racking wine from vats and explaining what we could taste that day. Kind of perfect. And he was/is a big deal in the Rhone-style part of the Paso scene.
Now? Haven't been in a few years. He built a posh new tasting facility it's either membership or a steep fee to taste.
(sigh)
Posted by: rhomboid at February 27, 2021 12:33 AM (OTzUX)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4Cd-xKpJ9A
Posted by: navybrat, at large at February 27, 2021 12:34 AM (w7KSn)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 27, 2021 12:32 AM (sBwmm)
Bit far for me, but maybe if the Brown's are there....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 27, 2021 12:34 AM (7bRMQ)
Yeah, wine tasting has moved past being about the wine.
Now its about the experience. Bands and such are now the norm.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 27, 2021 12:34 AM (oHd/0)
Posted by: confederatefifth at February 27, 2021 12:35 AM (4Jold)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 27, 2021 12:36 AM (sd8p8)
Tell ya what. I'll try n' find a bottle of that (if it's still made), and you do the same. Then, one fine ONT, we'll specifically drink a toast to your Dad. Everyone's welcome to join, of course.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 27, 2021 12:36 AM (QzJWU)
CaliGirl, whenever the idiocy ends, a trip up there is long overdue for us. May go to AZ first, though. She's never seen the Canyon, I've been to the military museums in Tucson, and there are gun stores to explore.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 27, 2021 12:37 AM (OTzUX)
Posted by: navybrat, at large at February 27, 2021 12:38 AM (w7KSn)
Posted by: confederatefifth at February 27, 2021 12:38 AM (4Jold)
Posted by: confederatefifth at February 27, 2021 12:38 AM
You're thinking Kalifornia, C5...
Posted by: Zettai at February 27, 2021 12:40 AM (Af8VI)
Posted by: confederatefifth at February 27, 2021 12:38 AM (4Jold)
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Are you including the old useless grandmas that they put on ice floes and shove off into eternity?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 27, 2021 12:40 AM (fLVm1)
(sigh)
Posted by: rhomboid at February
Yep, Foxen was small. I think we first went in the early 90s Everything has changed since then.
I still think you should go to Presquile. It's a beautiful tasting room. Yes, it's all about the tasting room there.
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 27, 2021 12:40 AM (A57L2)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 27, 2021 12:41 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Cicero
no, this is differ, it was some state troopers show where the said they just vanish. the weird thin was they said sometimes they find bodies but they have the asses torn off. sometimes they find some asses but there is never a body nearby. the thing that they have in common is that they are near rivers.
with otters.
Posted by: confederatefifth at February 27, 2021 12:42 AM (4Jold)
It was a few years ago, Yer Honors. I plead braincellocide. *hic!*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 27, 2021 12:43 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: confederatefifth at February 27, 2021 12:44 AM (4Jold)
Posted by: confederatefifth at February 27, 2021 12:45 AM (4Jold)
Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at February 27, 2021 12:46 AM (UUBmN)
Wow! I didn't even know Studebaker ever made keyboards. ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 27, 2021 12:50 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 27, 2021 12:50 AM (830x5)
Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at February 27, 2021 12:51 AM (UUBmN)
Posted by: torabora at February 27, 2021 12:51 AM (Y274z)
Jim, One of my first drink 'til you puke experiences involved Boone's Farm Apple Wine, as I recall it had some vinegar undertones both ways!
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 27, 2021 12:52 AM (a4EWo)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 27, 2021 12:52 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: SUG at February 27, 2021 12:54 AM (dMrJJ)
Posted by: rhomboid at February 27, 2021 12:55 AM (OTzUX)
It was a few years ago, Yer Honors. I plead braincellocide. *hic!*
Jim
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I think I have two dusty bottles in the back of a cabinet. No idea how old they are.
During the period of my squandered youth, I would buy Paisano by the case... 4 one gallon bottles.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 27, 2021 12:55 AM (830x5)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not scanning your email to sell you stuff like Google does. at February 27, 2021 12:55 AM (SchxB)
But that Strawberry Hill shit would flat out kill a hobo who'd built up a tolerance to MD 20/20. Not from alcohol content, but the sugar triggered insulin shock, to even the non-diabetic bloodstream.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 27, 2021 12:55 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 27, 2021 12:55 AM (a4EWo)
It said (from memory)
Danger
Trying to change them only changes you.
Posted by: Stonn at February 27, 2021 12:56 AM (4dO7K)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 27, 2021 12:57 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Zettai at February 27, 2021 12:57 AM (Af8VI)
Put the unopened bottles up on eBay? Who knows, you might even make enough to buy a 50 rd. box of .22 LR?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 27, 2021 12:58 AM (QzJWU)
*sigh of relief
Any truth to the rumor 0bama saw them and decided he wanted a snack?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not scanning your email to sell you stuff like Google does. at February 27, 2021 12:59 AM (SchxB)
It read. "I believe".
I believe the driver was retarded.
Posted by: SUG at February 27, 2021 01:01 AM (dMrJJ)
Posted by: confederatefifth at February 27, 2021 01:01 AM (4Jold)
I hate her mother.
Grandma is out of town and out of cell coverage.
Why yes, I'm drinking big now. Why do you ask?"
Megalo Mart, aisle 8A I think.
Posted by: Hank Hill at February 27, 2021 01:02 AM (6H/55)
I suppose Lady Ga Ga has had to sack xyr dog walker who was shot in the dog heist...
Cruel necessity and all that...
Posted by: Zettai at February 27, 2021 01:04 AM (Af8VI)
Posted by: navybrat, at large at February 27, 2021 12:38 AM (w7KSn)
That's because you're all gay. Which there has never been more of before in history either.
Sorry I been drinkin beer.
Posted by: Stonn at February 27, 2021 01:05 AM (4dO7K)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 27, 2021 01:06 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 27, 2021 01:07 AM (L2ZTs)
IIRC, the dog walker was actually shot in the chest and grievously maimed during the aforementioned heist...
Posted by: Zettai at February 27, 2021 01:07 AM (Af8VI)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 27, 2021 01:08 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 27, 2021 01:09 AM (a4EWo)
Jim
---------
*?*
Actually, I need to give them away. Who knows if it is any good anymore.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 27, 2021 01:10 AM (GBHAb)
Posted by: Farmer at February 27, 2021 01:11 AM (55Qr6)
I shouldn't be surprised if Ga Ga is disappoint zher dog walker didn't make the supreme sacrifice for having lost the dear curs...
Posted by: Zettai at February 27, 2021 01:11 AM (Af8VI)
Back in the '80s when the Helotes, TX Machine Gun Shoot was still a thing, I got to do a full mag-dump from a 12" bbl. H&K G-3. While full of Sound and Fury, it was certainly Signifying something more than Nothing. And was ridiculously easy to hold on target, that being the driver's door of some misbegotten '70s coupe at 50 yards. That said? I really don't see the point of a 12" .308 in any platform. Huge loss of muzzle velocity and gain of fireball and blast. Not to mention weapon and ammo weight penalties. If ever the 7.62x39 was to be considered a "perfect" design, it would be for a 12" bbl. Modern Sporting Rifle.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 27, 2021 01:11 AM (QzJWU)
Put the unopened bottles up on eBay? Who knows, you might even make enough to buy a 50 rd. box of .22 LR?
Jim
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I could use some .22, the only thing I'm short on.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 27, 2021 01:12 AM (cGzEU)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 27, 2021 01:13 AM (a4EWo)
It read. "I believe".
I believe the driver was retarded.
Posted by: SUG at February 27, 2021 01:01 AM (dMrJJ)
Could be aliens.
I saw that on Bionic Woman, or Six Million Dollar Man, I forget which.
Posted by: Stonn at February 27, 2021 01:14 AM (4dO7K)
And speaking of old wine brands. You haven't lived if you haven't SUCKED DOWN some BLEW NUN.
Posted by: SUG at February 27, 2021 01:14 AM (dMrJJ)
This is why you should never let your children grow up to be Spanish Lit majors.
Hi guys. I will try to come by more. People have been bugging me to post.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 27, 2021 01:15 AM (n7JK0)
I was a Junior in Jr. H.S. Started early. As in, to the ER in the 6th grade for possible alcohol poisoning.
Didn't touch a drop from age 17 through 24, just to put myself back in charge of things. Which now explains my ONE beer per day limit, and two respectable bits of bourbon (neat) for nightcap. I can make those sips last a long, long time. (don't try this at home. i'm a trained professional!)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 27, 2021 01:16 AM (QzJWU)
Stationed on Guam, we're down in town and we go to a strip mall. We're just wandering and looking. There's a "big" store on one end, then smaller stores down to the corner of the "L" and down the other leg. We wander out of the larger store to check out the other stores, and there's a sign telling us what we'll find.
Now, this place had seen better days. It probably hasn't recovered from Typhoon Paka. The sign shows indications of that. Particularly what caught my attention was the letters that had fallen off the one title, leaving behind the "A-1 HOE STO".
Posted by: GWB at February 27, 2021 01:17 AM (7kVu3)
Posted by: kbdabear at February 26, 2021 10:04 PM (qAR6u)
The ruling class can at least make the argument that they're paid big bucks for their part in the charade. The real mystery is the unclouted voters--they get nothing.
Posted by: CppThis at February 27, 2021 01:18 AM (zcf1k)
Do we know if he/she/xer was a TRANNIE or bLACK man yet.
Posted by: SUG at February 27, 2021 01:18 AM (dMrJJ)
I need 200-ish rounds of .380. Got a S&W Shield EZ that needs breaking in. Cheap range ammo would do fine, if you got it. And if you got it, I got a pretty wide variety of .22 LR, so I'll work with you there.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 27, 2021 01:21 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: confederatefifth at February 27, 2021 01:21 AM (4Jold)
ME LUV U LONG TIME.
Posted by: SUG at February 27, 2021 01:21 AM (dMrJJ)
Posted by: confederatefifth at February 27, 2021 01:22 AM (4Jold)
Posted by: confederatefifth at February 27, 2021 01:23 AM (4Jold)
24 Hours From Tulsa...
https://youtu.be/zugy2rkSM7g
...and Okie From Muskogee?
https://youtu.be/3dM03dG3zv4
And Oklahoma City look oh so pretty but that song has a lot of cities...
https://youtu.be/AqhQSfFtOVE
...as does Dancin' in the Streets.
https://youtu.be/CdvITn5cAVc
Posted by: mindful webworker - in case of emerge and see break class at February 27, 2021 01:25 AM (mf0wg)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 27, 2021 01:25 AM (L2ZTs)
To the shore. On a clear day you can snipe the Cuban government in Havana.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not scanning your email to sell you stuff like Google does. at February 27, 2021 01:26 AM (SchxB)
Posted by: SUG at February 27, 2021 01:26 AM (dMrJJ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 27, 2021 01:26 AM (L2ZTs)
https://youtu.be/CdvITn5cAVc
Posted by: mindful webworker - in case of emerge and see break class at February 27, 2021 01:25 AM
I've been everywhere, man, I've been everywhere...
Posted by: J. Cash at February 27, 2021 01:27 AM (Af8VI)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not scanning your email to sell you stuff like Google does. at February 27, 2021 01:28 AM (SchxB)
Posted by: confederatefifth at February 27, 2021 01:28 AM (4Jold)
KATMANDU is CHEROKEE for OKLAHOMA CITY.
Posted by: SUG at February 27, 2021 01:30 AM (dMrJJ)
5. "Joe Biden, Joe Biden, Make Me A Match"
4. Her new song to celebrate Trans people, "I Am ????? Hear Me Roar"
3. "The Ladies Who Lunch (And Then Throw It All Up Because They Have Bulimia")
2. "People Who Eat People Are The Tastiest People In The World"
1. "On A Clear Day You Can Snipe Forever"
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 27, 2021 01:32 AM (L2ZTs)
Galveston Rifle & Pistol Club, out near the airport. Private/Membership thing. Texas City Municipal Range (mini-camp perry), public range. Both out to 100 yds. Across town, American Shooting Center in George HW Bush Park, out to 600 yds. (public). Bayou City Rifles out to 1,200 yds. (private).
Rancher Bob's at the TX Mo Meet. 500 yds, with +1,000 yd potential. PRIVATE AS ALL HELL. As it should be.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 27, 2021 01:33 AM (QzJWU)
Wait, I remember this one. The Alferd Packer Group?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not scanning your email to sell you stuff like Google does. at February 27, 2021 01:34 AM (SchxB)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 27, 2021 01:35 AM (L2ZTs)
Wines named for cities? Or cities named for wines? (I'd work in first period there but that's probably not only inappropriate, I don't think it's possible.)
Think it behoofes me to retire now, lest I befoolish myself... like that last time.
💤
Posted by: mindful webworker - furry with the singe on top at February 27, 2021 01:36 AM (mf0wg)
Posted by: SUG at February 27, 2021 01:36 AM (dMrJJ)
"You Don't Bring Me Flowers Anymore (Because The Field Where They Grew Was Ripped Out To Make Room For More Wind Farms)"
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 27, 2021 01:36 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: SUG at February 27, 2021 01:37 AM (dMrJJ)
Five bucks that Gaga hired out a hit on her dog walker.
Posted by: squid_hunt at February 27, 2021 01:43 AM (Ectld)
New album "PURIM" and the smash hit.
"GEFILTE FISH FOR THE ONE I LOVE"
Posted by: SUG at February 27, 2021 01:45 AM (dMrJJ)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not scanning your email to sell you stuff like Google does. at February 27, 2021 01:48 AM (SchxB)
Unless the doggies were wearing AIR JORDANS.
Posted by: SUG at February 27, 2021 01:48 AM (dMrJJ)
This COVID THING, may have put her in financial distress.
That $1400 that DROOLING SNIFFER has failed to come up with, may have left GA GA no choice.
Posted by: SUG at February 27, 2021 01:51 AM (dMrJJ)
This COVID THING, may have put her in financial distress.
That $1400 that DROOLING SNIFFER has failed to come up with, may have left GA GA no choice.
More likely one of her "staffers" had a plan to get some extra cash, and their bagman screwed it up.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not scanning your email to sell you stuff like Google does. at February 27, 2021 01:53 AM (SchxB)
I saw this happen on ANDY GRIFFITH back in 64
Posted by: SUG at February 27, 2021 01:55 AM (dMrJJ)
Posted by: Zombie Orson Welles.....still shitfaced at February 27, 2021 01:56 AM (Geoni)
Posted by: scottst at February 27, 2021 01:59 AM (/QQch)
Posted by: MAxIE at February 27, 2021 02:06 AM (dVkJu)
Posted by: MAxIE at February 27, 2021 02:07 AM (dVkJu)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at February 27, 2021 02:08 AM (SRRAx)
Good price.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 27, 2021 02:09 AM (L2ZTs)
Goodnight, Horde!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-qEd9eatO8
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not scanning your email to sell you stuff like Google does. at February 27, 2021 02:09 AM (SchxB)
Posted by: SUG at February 27, 2021 02:11 AM (dMrJJ)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 27, 2021 02:11 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 27, 2021 02:17 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at February 27, 2021 02:20 AM (QU+qf)
Posted by: Teresa
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'Tulsa Time'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 27, 2021 02:35 AM (L47aO)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 27, 2021 02:37 AM (GBHAb)
Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at February 27, 2021 02:39 AM (QU+qf)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 27, 2021 02:41 AM (9Fwwf)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 27, 2021 02:44 AM (9Fwwf)
Haven't taken a sip of the stuff since.
Posted by: Midnight Rambler at February 27, 2021 02:47 AM (8E8Am)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 27, 2021 02:50 AM (pbStR)
Posted by: Common Tater at February 27, 2021 02:55 AM (YtsCi)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 27, 2021 03:00 AM (PoqRU)
Posted by: Stankleberry at February 27, 2021 03:03 AM (kHFTD)
Posted by: Tyler Maxwell at February 27, 2021 03:07 AM (DIok7)
(sips coffee)
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 27, 2021 03:16 AM (WBtPt)
Posted by: redc1c4 (*OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated) at February 27, 2021 03:23 AM (DOiEo)
Posted by: JT at February 27, 2021 03:29 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 27, 2021 03:32 AM (H5knJ)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 27, 2021 03:57 AM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Zombie Orson Welles.....still shitfaced at February 27, 2021 01:56 AM (Geoni)
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Opolo Winery makes a *very* nice sparkling wine at a decent price point. previously we had only known them for their awesome red wines. Paso Robles, of course.
Posted by: redc1c4 (*OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated) at February 27, 2021 03:57 AM (DOiEo)
You ask how I know of Toledo, Ohio?
Well I spent a week there one day.
Posted by: David, Insurrectionist and founder of RAGE, Resistance of the American Government in Exile at February 27, 2021 04:02 AM (bGP4p)
Posted by: David, Insurrectionist and founder of RAGE, Resistance of the American Government in Exile at February 27, 2021 04:05 AM (bGP4p)
Posted by: Skip at February 27, 2021 04:12 AM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Skip at February 27, 2021 04:14 AM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Skip at February 27, 2021 04:18 AM (Cxk7w)
(Station Fire Version. true story: we were in North San Diego County when this was happening, and could see this burning from there) was even wilder when we got back to Lost Angels later that day, and were up close and personal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxboWAQ_YYI
Posted by: redc1c4 (*OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated) at February 27, 2021 04:22 AM (DOiEo)
Posted by: Skip at February 27, 2021 04:32 AM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: JT at February 27, 2021 04:32 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 27, 2021 04:34 AM (H5knJ)
It's all Monopoly money now
Posted by: Skip at February 27, 2021 04:35 AM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Skip at February 27, 2021 04:45 AM (Cxk7w)
https://tinyurl.com/2rdwz5pr
Posted by: Skip at February 27, 2021 04:47 AM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: redc1c4 (*OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated) at February 27, 2021 04:48 AM (DOiEo)
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 27, 2021 04:54 AM (Z/jzm)
What happened to Miklos? Hungarian authorities finally extradite him for war crimes?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 27, 2021 03:32 AM (H5knJ)
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car crash with an illegal alien as he was on his way to his first MoMe?
Posted by: redc1c4 (*OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated) at February 27, 2021 04:55 AM (DOiEo)
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 27, 2021 04:56 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: Skip at February 27, 2021 04:56 AM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 27, 2021 04:58 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 27, 2021 05:06 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 27, 2021 05:06 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at February 27, 2021 05:09 AM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 27, 2021 05:12 AM (lmikk)
Posted by: Skip at February 27, 2021 05:14 AM (Cxk7w)
WD is hopefully long asleep, but bravo! on the content up top !
fortunately my laughter didn't wake Mrs Eez or the dog ...
and G'mornin', everyone !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 27, 2021 05:16 AM (AKJpt)
Posted by: Skip at February 27, 2021 05:19 AM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: My life is insanity
--------------------------
Marc Cohn. I can't believe I actually remembered that. Haven't thought about him in years.
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 27, 2021 05:19 AM (hJyAD)
Posted by: My life is insanity
Marc Cohn, thank you.
Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at February 27, 2021 05:19 AM (qZdIZ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 27, 2021 05:21 AM (lmikk)
Posted by: Skip at February 27, 2021 05:23 AM (Cxk7w)
Possibly the best song about San Francisco ever.
Why would I lie?
Posted by: navybrat, at large at February 26, 2021 11:05 PM (w7KSn)
I don't know. Why DID you lie?
Posted by: Scott McKenzie at February 27, 2021 05:25 AM (49Dnm)
But no. They are paying off their deep state functionaries and pushing deeply unpopular fringe constituencies. In short, acting like they do not need anyone's vote anymore- except the eternal bureaucracy.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 27, 2021 05:26 AM (lmikk)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 27, 2021 05:26 AM (49Dnm)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 27, 2021 05:27 AM (49Dnm)
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at February 27, 2021 05:27 AM (uxUoN)
Did the girls used to pop out of a bale of hay??
;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2021 11:20 PM (L2ZTs)
Idiots Out Walking Around
(I heard that from an IA native)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 27, 2021 05:32 AM (49Dnm)
Posted by: Skip at February 27, 2021 05:33 AM (Cxk7w)
I Love L.A. - Randy Newman
Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 26, 2021 11:42 PM (PoqRU)
Walking in L.A. - Missing Persons
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 27, 2021 05:37 AM (49Dnm)
Posted by: 300000000 at February 26, 2021 11:51 PM (700Hb)
He is JUST all right.
Posted by: Doobie Brothers at February 27, 2021 05:38 AM (49Dnm)
Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at February 27, 2021 12:46 AM (UUBmN)
Tony Christie - Is This The Way To Amarillo?
Posted by: Doobie Brothers at February 27, 2021 05:45 AM (49Dnm)
Posted by: Doobie Brothers at February 27, 2021 05:46 AM (49Dnm)
Posted by: Doobie Brothers at February 27, 2021 05:46 AM (49Dnm)
Sex or not, gay or not, it's usually funny and at times brilliant. Here's a few I really like; these are not sex-related at all:
https://www.oglaf.com/puddleduck/
https://www.oglaf.com/rangerron/
And the "archive" page actually labels each comic as to whether it is "safe" or not. So if you want to avoid any gay sex ones, you can just avoid all the sex ones.
https://www.oglaf.com/archive/
Posted by: mr_jack at February 27, 2021 05:46 AM (M59SC)
Posted by: Doobie Brothers at February 27, 2021 05:46 AM (49Dnm)
Posted by: Doobie Brothers at February 27, 2021 05:46 AM (49Dnm)
Posted by: fluffy at February 27, 2021 05:46 AM (UnQlg)
https://www.oglaf.com/careful/
https://www.oglaf.com/brimstone-vinegar/
https://www.oglaf.com/ornithology/
Posted by: mr_jack at February 27, 2021 05:47 AM (M59SC)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 27, 2021 05:47 AM (49Dnm)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at February 27, 2021 05:48 AM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: Skip at February 27, 2021 05:53 AM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at February 27, 2021 02:39 AM (QU+qf)
Where they are closing all the factories down
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 27, 2021 05:55 AM (49Dnm)
Posted by: wing at February 27, 2021 05:56 AM (JFzNN)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 27, 2021 06:00 AM (49Dnm)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 27, 2021 06:00 AM (49Dnm)
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 27, 2021 06:01 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 26, 2021 10:22 PM (u82oZ)
We simply cannot afford to have mere voters possibly making mistakes, so we have relieved them of that heavy onerous burden.
Really, you should be thanking us!
Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at February 26, 2021 10:27 PM
We've secretly switched millions of votes from Trump to Biden. Let's see if they can spot the difference.
Posted by: Dominion Folger's Challenge at February 27, 2021 06:01 AM (dUZFd)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 27, 2021 06:01 AM (AKJpt)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 27, 2021 06:02 AM (49Dnm)
London Calling by The Clash
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 27, 2021 06:02 AM (49Dnm)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 27, 2021 04:34 AM (H5knJ)
I'm pretty sure she wants you to keep it down in downtown Phoenix; voices carry.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 27, 2021 06:06 AM (49Dnm)
Posted by: four seasons at February 27, 2021 07:35 AM (PisyI)
Posted by: Eternity Matters at February 27, 2021 08:13 AM (U54yX)
Posted by: Formerly known as Skeptic at February 27, 2021 08:52 AM (8zD0n)
Oglaf is vastly preferable to anything from Marvel or DC. Anything.
Posted by: Filthy Scandi Snowbilly at February 27, 2021 10:04 AM (nIJHj)
Posted by: jbspry at February 27, 2021 10:32 AM (ATe9j)
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