Of Course: China Forced Joe Biden's State Department Employees To Undergo <i>Repeated</i> Anal Penetrations

Of Course: China Forced Joe Biden's State Department Employees To Undergo Repeated Anal Penetrations

And they didn't even say "Thank you!"

Remember that video showing China's new covid anal swabs?

They forced Joe Biden's staffers to get repeated anal penetrations, just to make sure Biden remembered who owned him.

Now they say "whoops, we forgot that diplomatic personnel are immune from our orders."

The Chinese government has promised to stop using anal swabs on American diplomats to test for COVID-19 after Washington complained that the practice was undignified, the U.S. State Department said.
"The State Department never agreed to this kind of testing and protested directly to the Ministry of Foreign Affairs when we learned that some staff were subject to it," a State Department spokesperson told VICE World News on Wednesday.

The spokesperson said Beijing had assured Washington that the test was given "in error" and that diplomatic personnel were exempt from the test, which was mandatory for incoming travelers in some parts of China.

...
On Thursday afternoon, China's foreign ministry spokesman Zhao Lijian denied Beijing had asked U.S. diplomats in China to undergo anal swab tests.

I wonder which State Department employees volunteered for second servings.

I cannot think of anything that could more perfectly encapsulate the relationship between the Chinese Communist Party and the corrupt, tyrannical US Uniparty.

Posted by: Ace at 03:25 PM

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1 and so it begins

Posted by: that guy that always thinks it's beginning at February 25, 2021 03:25 PM (yQpMk)

2 Thank you sir may I have another.

Posted by: profligatewaste at February 25, 2021 03:26 PM (Be3jb)

3 They were lovin' every minute of it.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at February 25, 2021 03:26 PM (vg8iE)

4 Yeah this is pretty funny.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 25, 2021 03:26 PM (Zm+LZ)

5 Knowing the sorts The Rutabaga is appointing, they probably requested the anal probes.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 25, 2021 03:27 PM (F0YaR)

6 If only a few minutes later

Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2021 03:27 PM (Cxk7w)

7 No mean tweets though.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at February 25, 2021 03:27 PM (DV9JA)

8 'Forced'?! They begged us!

Posted by: China at February 25, 2021 03:27 PM (l0Lgi)

9 up yer ass, you government MFers

Posted by: DB- just DB at February 25, 2021 03:27 PM (iTXRQ)

10 China knows who's boss.

Trump was boss.

Biden...isn't.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 25, 2021 03:27 PM (LvTSG)

11 Hope they all enjoyed it.

Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2021 03:27 PM (Cxk7w)

12 I knew Samantha Powers was into some kinky shit.

Posted by: Cowboyneal at February 25, 2021 03:28 PM (U2zo0)

13

Circle back round the rim, eh, Psaki?

Posted by: imp at February 25, 2021 03:28 PM (SFOr6)

14 Hey, gotta respect other cultures, don't we?

Posted by: t-bird at February 25, 2021 03:28 PM (l0Lgi)

15 China owns these bastards.

Posted by: mr tmz at February 25, 2021 03:28 PM (m/Gc2)

16 Me ruv you rong time.

Posted by: Chinese Healthcare at February 25, 2021 03:28 PM (H5knJ)

17 I was just going to judge the Horde a LOT for this not being the story of the day.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at February 25, 2021 03:28 PM (GbPPJ)

18 Otter: "They can't do that to our state department personnel, only we can to that to our state department personnel!"

Posted by: profligatewaste at February 25, 2021 03:28 PM (Be3jb)

19 Hey, they'll do stuff besides play with your butt too you know

Posted by: Hunter Biden at February 25, 2021 03:28 PM (qlFIA)

20 So how does one get a job at the embassy in China?

Posted by: Shep Smith at February 25, 2021 03:28 PM (DV9JA)

21 I'm sorry, I have to do what to enter the country?

Taxi!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 25, 2021 03:28 PM (kTF2Z)

22 Wish I was keeping score
China 17 - Chairman Xiden administration 0

Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2021 03:29 PM (Cxk7w)

23

How could they tell it was a "swab"?

Posted by: imp at February 25, 2021 03:29 PM (SFOr6)

24 As usual government officials are exempt from the anar rapings of the commoners.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 25, 2021 03:29 PM (V7LOe)

25 I wonder why they are denying that this happened.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at February 25, 2021 03:29 PM (JUOKG)

26 Man, I thought kow-towing was the worst. Now you have to kow-tow and get a swab up the poop chute.

Posted by: mrp at February 25, 2021 03:29 PM (Pqytn)

27 "Thank you Sir may I have another?!"

Once again, government as Animal House.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 25, 2021 03:29 PM (Rvt88)

28 Types/deletes... ad infinitum.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at February 25, 2021 03:29 PM (qZdIZ)

29 ace as you say, this is almost unbelievably, implausibly perfect. In the worst possible way.

Completely leaving aside the unrelated thing about the idiocy of screening travelers for a prevalent virus, a year+ after its prevalence, with the added kicker (not substantively important but entertaining) that it's the country in which the virus originated.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 25, 2021 03:29 PM (OTzUX)

30 I'm sure there's video of the whole thing.
Just like Obama allowing our Navy guys to be captured by Iran and photographed is submissive poses.

Gah! This is already so bad. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at February 25, 2021 03:29 PM (bDqIh)

31 My contract clearly states I will get anally probed 3 time a day.

Posted by: State Department employee at February 25, 2021 03:29 PM (F0YaR)

32 Me swab you rong time.

Posted by: Fortcoins at February 25, 2021 03:29 PM (nV60k)

33 "anar" Inadvertent asian accent. LOL

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 25, 2021 03:29 PM (V7LOe)

34 I guess surprise anal swabs are similar to surprise first date anal sex.

you just kind of go with the flow. Or something.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 25, 2021 03:29 PM (UPoLF)

35 Well, you can now never say Biden didn't let China give it to America up the ass.

Posted by: Jack Ass at February 25, 2021 03:30 PM (Ks/+3)

36 Forced anal swabbing? Why didn't I think of that?!?

Posted by: Barack Obama at February 25, 2021 03:30 PM (qlFIA)

37 I was promised rum and the lash too!

Posted by: Biden diplomat at February 25, 2021 03:30 PM (qz18B)

38 Couldn't happen to a nicer bunch.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at February 25, 2021 03:30 PM (JZ/1e)

39 I wonder if they used an anal speculum.

And lube? Prolly no lube.
They went in dry.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 25, 2021 03:30 PM (W2Pud)

40 Of Course: China Forced Joe Biden's State Department Employees To Undergo Repeated Anal Penetrations

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Biden to sign Executive Order mandating this for all American citizens in 5 .. 4 .. 3 ...

Posted by: ShainS at February 25, 2021 03:30 PM (5DSak)

41 Covid was an alien conspiracy to probe our anuses.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 25, 2021 03:30 PM (xfb67)

42 How many of our military personnel embassy staff had to undergo this?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 25, 2021 03:30 PM (V7LOe)

43 "The Conservative Case for Anal Swabbing..."

Posted by: t-bird at February 25, 2021 03:30 PM (CTJwJ)

44 The symbolism could not be more crude.

Posted by: mr tmz at February 25, 2021 03:30 PM (m/Gc2)

45 But 10% of them enjoyed the anal probe.

Posted by: The Boys in the Hall at February 25, 2021 03:30 PM (2BZBZ)

46 And we didn't even get a reach around!

Posted by: Some State Dept official at February 25, 2021 03:30 PM (qlFIA)

47 Ruh-roh. Wong assholes.

Posted by: Jack Ass at February 25, 2021 03:31 PM (Ks/+3)

48 Why do they have both hands on my shoulders?

Posted by: Joe Biden's staffer at February 25, 2021 03:31 PM (yQpMk)

49 Heh, I bet nobody in China with a Party card has to do this, but the Parties in the rest of the Bloc are subordinate, and have to do it. Guaran-damn-tee it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 25, 2021 03:31 PM (0WKYs)

50 BRB, heading off to China.

Posted by: The Otters at February 25, 2021 03:31 PM (kTF2Z)

51 100% guaranteed Chinese Intelligence services have multiple video angles of this probing. They wouldn't miss the opportunity to take embarrassing video of Washington political players and future players.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 25, 2021 03:31 PM (YYlyE)

52 Forced anal swabbing? Why didn't I think of that?!?
Posted by: Fukme Fauci

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 25, 2021 03:31 PM (V7LOe)

53 "The Conservative Case for Anal Swabbing..."
Or as I like to call it, intern onboarding

Posted by: John Weaver at February 25, 2021 03:31 PM (qlFIA)

54 You know, if you keep on goin back for more, it's not so much forced, is it?

Posted by: banana Dream at February 25, 2021 03:31 PM (SFSVc)

55 The State Department - a black hole into which national resolve disappears.

America - the only foreign country completely beyond the understanding of the State Department.

(two oldies but goodies)

Posted by: rhomboid at February 25, 2021 03:31 PM (OTzUX)

56 30 I'm sure there's video of the whole thing.
Just like Obama allowing our Navy guys to be captured by Iran and photographed is submissive poses.

Gah! This is already so bad. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at February 25, 2021 03:29 PM (bDqIh)

===========

*groaning painfully but unable to stop*
-Bill Kristol, masturbating at the thought of war with China and the tens of thousands of American dead

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 25, 2021 03:31 PM (LvTSG)

57 The conservative case for forcing Americans to be anally swabbed by the Communists. This week in National Review.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at February 25, 2021 03:31 PM (DV9JA)

58 Biden to sign Executive Order mandating this for all American citizens in 5 .. 4 .. 3 ...

From what I learned in the bathhouses, you should double-swab.

Posted by: Anthony Fauci at February 25, 2021 03:31 PM (CTJwJ)

59 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE CHINA USUALLY SAYS "BOHICA' FIGURATIVELY, NOT LITERALLY.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at February 25, 2021 03:31 PM (bDqIh)

60 DoS? Most of them probably asked for seconds.

Honestly. What kind of a dunce would let someone do that, then file a protest?

Posted by: Jack Ass at February 25, 2021 03:32 PM (Ks/+3)

61 If only Iran had anal swabs back when they humiliated our naval crew during the Reign of Error.

Gee, if I didn't know better, I might think that recent Dem presidential administrations actually enjoy seeing America get it's shorts yanked up its ass crack and stuffed in a locker.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 25, 2021 03:32 PM (guGkK)

62 If diplomats aren't immune from anal swabs, they shouldn't be immune from parking tickets. Just sayin'.

Posted by: LizLem at February 25, 2021 03:32 PM (Rbfr/)

63 And hello, Empress!

Shoves lemon bar through USB port.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 25, 2021 03:32 PM (W2Pud)

64 Did John Kerry travel to China? Please say Kerry went to China.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 25, 2021 03:32 PM (V7LOe)

65 Why do they have both hands on my shoulders?
Thank Gaia its China and not Jamaica

Posted by: Some State Dept official at February 25, 2021 03:32 PM (qlFIA)

66 Old and busted: The Bathhouse Barry Administration

New hotness: The Bathhouse Biden Administration

Posted by: ShainS at February 25, 2021 03:32 PM (5DSak)

67 Is it bad that I find this funny?

Posted by: Mrs. Peel - Texas Morons, Support HB 1359 at February 25, 2021 03:32 PM (G6Lqs)

68 You aren't really here for the summiting, are you?

Posted by: The Panda at February 25, 2021 03:32 PM (yQpMk)

69 Time for me to go undercover again!

Posted by: "Dr." Fauci at February 25, 2021 03:32 PM (Dl5KG)

70 They forced Joe Biden's staffers to get repeated anal penetrations, just to make sure Biden remembered who owned him. Ace--

Repeated, because as soon as the chicoms were done, the State guys would go back to the end of the line.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 25, 2021 03:33 PM (z79tQ)

71 This, too, is the story of obama.

Posted by: 4 at February 25, 2021 03:33 PM (KnJdm)

72 Wonder what the diameter of the swab is.

Posted by: Inquiring Minds at February 25, 2021 03:33 PM (8SSHh)

73 And who said the Chinese don't have a scene of humor? I can just see the CCP laughing about how far these idiots will go to appease them.

Posted by: lowandslow at February 25, 2021 03:33 PM (qH6FZ)

74 I am such a bad person, as this scene from Weird Science came to mind after reading that news blurb:
https://tinyurl.com/wvnz6e3c

May that be the least of the problems that Biden's drones deal with.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at February 25, 2021 03:33 PM (ch6++)

75 >>> Covid was an alien conspiracy to probe our anuses. Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 25, 2021 03:30 PM (xfb67)

*ponders new episode idea*

Posted by: History Channel at February 25, 2021 03:33 PM (Rbfr/)

76 Fauci should get right on investigating this. It's right up his alley, so to speak.

Posted by: Jack Ass at February 25, 2021 03:33 PM (Ks/+3)

77 Did it come with jelly??

Posted by: Tree of Liberty Landscaping at February 25, 2021 03:33 PM (DB16e)

78 >>> 39 I wonder if they used an anal speculum.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 25, 2021 03:30 PM (W2Pud)

You have no idea how much I don't want to know what that is.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 25, 2021 03:33 PM (SFSVc)

79 New hotness: The Bathhouse Biden Administration
I wonder if my niece would like to see China...ITKWIMAITYD

Posted by: Hunter Biden at February 25, 2021 03:33 PM (qlFIA)

80 China declared they were the boss January 2020. They have suffered no consequences for releasing the virus.

This is taking it...to the extreme.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 25, 2021 03:33 PM (6/LtX)

81 Ha and you know damn well they filmed it.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 25, 2021 03:33 PM (r+sAi)

82 Otter out front should've told you.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 25, 2021 03:33 PM (VVEnO)

83 When in Rome...

Posted by: The Ghost of Pandemic Present at February 25, 2021 03:33 PM (dYe5S)

84
Because wearing two masks and communicating through muffled shouts 6' apart is *totally* dignified.

Also, if the Chinese unleashed a pack of vicious dogs on our government drones, I couldn't be moved to give a fuck about it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 25, 2021 03:34 PM (0WKYs)

85 Wonder what the diameter of the swab is.

Doesn't matter. Our State department would answer the same "Is it in yet?"

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 25, 2021 03:34 PM (V7LOe)

86 "Wait! That's not a swab!"

Posted by: Jack Ass at February 25, 2021 03:34 PM (Ks/+3)

87 I think this calls for a link to the funniest Onion article ever:

https://tinyurl.com/88cjnyff

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at February 25, 2021 03:34 PM (GbPPJ)

88 Shoves lemon bar through USB port.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 25, 2021 03:32 PM (W2Pud)

-----------

*Intercepts lemon bar. Runs away laughing *

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 25, 2021 03:34 PM (kTF2Z)

89 This, too, is the story of obama.
Posted by: 4 at February 25, 2021 03:33 PM (KnJdm)

"If I had a son, he too would like to be anally swabbed."

Posted by: Barack Obama at February 25, 2021 03:34 PM (Dl5KG)

90 The Chinese LOVE to embarrass these assholes. Remember when they forced Obama to take pictures with the wives, and they had him meet with some lower level gov't people instead of the Party Chairman.

Obama's so dumb, I doubt he even knew he wasn't meeting with the top banana.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 25, 2021 03:34 PM (YYlyE)

91 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 25, 2021 03:34 PM (Zz0t1)

92 I have to say, I would have laughed at the airport security people if they told me they were going to anal swab me. I wouldn't care if that offended them.

"I'm going to need you to go ahead and call your supervisor over, because there is literally zero chance this is happening and unless you want to cause a major international diplomatic crisis, I'd say we should work on coming up with an alternative plan."

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 25, 2021 03:34 PM (UPoLF)

93 Me Chinese. Me play artifice. Me put anal swab in your starfish.

Posted by: 4 at February 25, 2021 03:34 PM (KnJdm)

94 No, my name is not Ben Dover ... why do you call me that?

Posted by: illiniwek at February 25, 2021 03:34 PM (Cus5s)

95
Time for me to go undercover again!
Posted by: "Dr." Fauci at February 25, 2021 03:32 PM (Dl5KG)

-------

Roll it up. We're done here.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 25, 2021 03:35 PM (0WKYs)

96 So if covid is in my butt and you can smell a fart through a mask, what's the point of the face mask?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 25, 2021 03:35 PM (xfb67)

97 Sheppard Smith is desperately seeking a job as a China envoy in the Biden admin as we speak.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 25, 2021 03:35 PM (Zz0t1)

98 This, too, is the story of obama.

Posted by: 4 at February 25, 2021 03:33 PM (KnJdm)

"If I had a son, he too would like to be anally swabbed."

Posted by: Barack Obama at February 25, 2021 03:34 PM (Dl5KG)

Also Obama: THIS IS who we are!

Posted by: 4 at February 25, 2021 03:35 PM (KnJdm)

99 *sets Ravage upon Duke Lowell*

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at February 25, 2021 03:35 PM (GbPPJ)

100 Can we just go back to the days when Obama bowed to foreign kings?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 25, 2021 03:35 PM (V7LOe)

101 At least we're getting closer to public officials admitting that fecal-oral is the main and most significant route of transmission.

Remember the cruise ship?

Posted by: Lysenko's Wonder Kulaks - Call your parents. And can blue cities be less black? at February 25, 2021 03:35 PM (ZLyax)

102 Hunter thread + anal swab thread during my lunch break... y'all are so lucky I have a strong stomach!

Posted by: LizLem at February 25, 2021 03:35 PM (Rbfr/)

103 After the Wuhan virus was released inconsequentially, they're just fucking with us now. So to speak.

Posted by: Jack Ass at February 25, 2021 03:35 PM (Ks/+3)

104 "Make America Humiliated Again"

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 25, 2021 03:36 PM (O+I8R)

105 Just watching the Meat Puppet stammer and word salad his way through this ridiculous press conference is nauseating.
This is bullshit.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 25, 2021 03:36 PM (VxfJj)

106 "Lie down, spread your butt cheeks, and think of China."

Posted by: ShainS at February 25, 2021 03:36 PM (5DSak)

107 CZ Shadow 2 9mm Pistol | Urban Gray; $1100; https://bit.ly/3sx4rEj

Posted by: bonhomme at February 25, 2021 03:36 PM (YYlyE)

108 I'm surprised the CCP didn't dip the anal swabs into a new and improved virus. Just for more yucks.

Posted by: lowandslow at February 25, 2021 03:36 PM (qH6FZ)

109 Anal swabs and Hunter Biden. Same topic.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 25, 2021 03:36 PM (KsAq2)

110 2/ SHOCK: China claims that no member of Biden's team was forced to take an anal exam. Instead, CCP doctors only gave exams to Biden staffers who consented to anal penetration.

3/ REPORTED: Biden staffers who underwent anal exams by Chinese Communist Party doctors explain that they felt pressured to consent because they felt as though refusing the exam would be anti-gay/transphobic.

Posted by: Lindsey Boylan at February 25, 2021 03:36 PM (3aI0K)

111 I think this calls for a link to the funniest Onion article ever:

What am I, chopped liver?

https://bit.ly/2PrfIW8

Posted by: Media Having Trouble Finding Right Angle On Obama's Double-Homicide at February 25, 2021 03:36 PM (yQpMk)

112 China owns America now. This is our future.

Posted by: vyx at February 25, 2021 03:36 PM (DV9Y3)

113 Breaking: Joe Biden has announced he is sending Secretary Buttigig to Beijing for a thorough investigation. And I mean THOROUGH.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at February 25, 2021 03:36 PM (DV9JA)

114 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 25, 2021 03:34 PM (Zz0t1)

Dude. The line is for anal swabs.

Posted by: 4 at February 25, 2021 03:36 PM (KnJdm)

115 A perfect diplomatic bitchslap.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 25, 2021 03:36 PM (axyOa)

116 You now Trump would have told them to go fuck themselves and brought his personnel back.

Posted by: JoeF. at February 25, 2021 03:36 PM (HrMC1)

117 New from Hasbro!

'Mr Potato Head' To Be Renamed 'Potato Head' By Hasbro Because The Name Is "Gender Neutral"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 25, 2021 03:36 PM (VVEnO)

118 Benny Over Joe, I wipe affer finnish.

Posted by: Charmin Xi at February 25, 2021 03:36 PM (r+sAi)

119 As a doctor I can say, once you have had your finger in 1000 assholes, they are all the same. Well, kinda.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 25, 2021 03:37 PM (V7LOe)

120 Duke.

That was not a wise move.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 25, 2021 03:37 PM (W2Pud)

121 .
.
.
Sign me up... Though I get to select the policeman

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at February 25, 2021 03:37 PM (BDQo0)

122 You now Trump would have told them to go fuck themselves and brought his personnel back.
Posted by: JoeF. at February 25, 2021 03:36 PM (HrMC1)

But Trump had mean tweets

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 25, 2021 03:37 PM (guGkK)

123 How could they tell it was a "swab"?
Posted by: imp

Only had one hand on their shoulder.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 25, 2021 03:37 PM (wyNrR)

124 This is fucking embarrassing. This clown can't even function to even a bare minimum.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 25, 2021 03:37 PM (VxfJj)

125 Well, China IS asshoe.

Posted by: mrp at February 25, 2021 03:37 PM (Pqytn)

126 The basic problem is that Dem voters do not care as long as they get their grift. The rank and file Dems are more upset that they did not get 2000 bucks per already.

They would be okay with the Chinese cooking and serving up diplomats as long pig just as long as the checks keep coming.

Any Republican outrage on the Hill is only for show and the Republicans, and China Mitch, have proven they can be rented if not bought.

Posted by: whig at February 25, 2021 03:38 PM (pO7gM)

127 In what world is this the least bit acceptable? Performance of ANY medical testing, let alone screenings and "anal penetrations," is NOT a public event. How in hell did anyone think this was okay?

HIPPA is a load of crap that protects nobody.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 25, 2021 03:38 PM (okGHj)

128 >>> 3/ REPORTED: Biden staffers who underwent anal exams by Chinese Communist Party doctors explain that they felt pressured

Dr.: you're going to feel a little pressure

Me: Wh, wut, ... Mooooon River!

Posted by: banana Dream at February 25, 2021 03:38 PM (SFSVc)

129 Can you imagine what Trump would have done??

Posted by: President-Elect pj at February 25, 2021 03:38 PM (G1dq6)

130 Well, at least the world respects us now and isn't laughing at us.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 25, 2021 03:38 PM (LvTSG)

131 South Park in 2012 had TSA agents looking "inside ya asshole." Satire is dead.

https://youtu.be/mZCEq8jy5-M?t=8

Posted by: bonhomme at February 25, 2021 03:38 PM (YYlyE)

132 The best thing about anal swabbing twenty eight year olds? There's 20 of them! hahaha

Posted by: Hunter Biden at February 25, 2021 03:38 PM (qlFIA)

133
"Oooh! Do me! Do me!" - Secretary Pete

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 25, 2021 03:38 PM (mht8P)

134 Joe. How about helping out an old friend with a consulate position in Beijing???

Posted by: Barney Frank at February 25, 2021 03:38 PM (BDQo0)

135 This should get the Carthage treatment but The Usurper will just stare into space and drool.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 25, 2021 03:39 PM (guGkK)

136 FFS

Posted by: The Chicken at February 25, 2021 03:39 PM (yQpMk)

137 No way I would have let them do that to me.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 25, 2021 03:39 PM (nxdel)

138 China treated Obama like an ass as well ... didn't get the special staircase treatment, had to exit via the ass of the plane. --

https://tinyurl.com/t4ph6tyj

Posted by: illiniwek at February 25, 2021 03:39 PM (Cus5s)

139 Can we FOIA a list of officials who were swabbed? Were any of them CIA or FBI?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 25, 2021 03:39 PM (V7LOe)

140 I know these are Biden's people, but it's still disturbing.
The symbolism of it all.

And you know the Chinks laughed their asses off

Posted by: JoeF. at February 25, 2021 03:39 PM (HrMC1)

141 'Mr Potato Head' To Be Renamed 'Potato Head' By Hasbro Because The Name Is "Gender Neutral"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 25, 2021 03:36 PM (VVEnO)

Toy Story franchise hardest hit.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 25, 2021 03:40 PM (Zz0t1)

142 Where does one apply for employment at State?

Posted by: Shep! at February 25, 2021 03:40 PM (vD+8F)

143 107 bonhomme, Old Western Scrounger has some used CZ's with the polymer frames for a bit cheaper-at around 550-600.

Posted by: whig at February 25, 2021 03:40 PM (pO7gM)

144 Pops. It was great. They game me my favorite, just after I hit the ground...

Usually I have to pay extra for it...

Posted by: Hunter at February 25, 2021 03:40 PM (BDQo0)

145 China treated Obama like an ass as well ... didn't get the special staircase treatment, had to exit via the ass of the plane. --

https://tinyurl.com/t4ph6tyj
Posted by: illiniwek at February 25, 2021 03:39 PM (Cus5s)

They laughed their asses off then and they're laughing their asses off now.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 25, 2021 03:40 PM (guGkK)

146 They were just upset that the swabs weren't longer and more girthy.

Posted by: Bert G at February 25, 2021 03:40 PM (sAW0o)

147 If we send Eric Swalwell over there we might want to warn them first.

"Watch out boys...that thing is usually loaded and has a hair trigger."

Posted by: Zeek at February 25, 2021 03:40 PM (ljnS1)

148 Just showing Slow Joe where he stands in Xi's affections, that's all.

Posted by: Si vis pacem fac bellum at February 25, 2021 03:40 PM (tfCQg)

149 130 Well, at least the world respects us now and isn't laughing at us.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February

About that.....

Posted by: Vladimir Putin at February 25, 2021 03:40 PM (W2Pud)

150 Always the last to know!

Posted by: Shep! at February 25, 2021 03:40 PM (uEbPt)

151 In what world is this the least bit acceptable? Performance of ANY medical testing, let alone screenings and "anal penetrations," is NOT a public event. How in hell did anyone think this was okay?

HIPPA is a load of crap that protects nobody.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 25, 2021 03:38 PM (okGHj)

Things work a bit differently in China.

Little kids walk around jumpsuits on with holes in the bottoms so they can shit / piss on the sidewalk like a dog and it's just a thing. They have very different ideas about privacy there.

I don't know, it's a weird place.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 25, 2021 03:40 PM (UPoLF)

152 Can you imagine what Trump would have done??
Posted by: President-Elect pj at February 25, 2021 03:38 PM (G1dq6)

I don't know, but he wouldn't have let it go

Posted by: JoeF. at February 25, 2021 03:40 PM (HrMC1)

153 I suppose they will be rename Barbie's boyfriend, Ken to Wang

Posted by: Lindsey Boylan at February 25, 2021 03:40 PM (3aI0K)

154 CPAC to feature Zero panels on mass illegal migration/immigration, apart from one on "crisis at the border" chaired by a squish.

The political class is obsessed, obsessed, with promoting mass immigration, legal/illegal/work visas without limit, and the American people have failed, despite desperate repeated efforts, to make policy reflect actual law, common sense, and popular will.

On no topic of importance is the gap between reality and popular will and actual policy and behavior by government greater. Trump wouldn't have existed as a political figure without this. And he's been swept aside and the ship pointed straight at the rocks, once again.

But the mid-terms will be a huge "win"!!!

Posted by: rhomboid at February 25, 2021 03:41 PM (OTzUX)

155 >>> *Intercepts lemon bar. Runs away laughing *
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 25, 2021 03:34 PM (kTF2Z)

*lifts up plastic cover on the "release the raptors" red button for Alex*

Posted by: LizLem at February 25, 2021 03:41 PM (Rbfr/)

156 127 tcn, the exams were done in China, HIPAA does not apply there.

Posted by: whig at February 25, 2021 03:41 PM (pO7gM)

157 I. Can't. Even.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at February 25, 2021 03:41 PM (ptqGC)

158 These days its the best way to check if an animal is male or female. Ya gotta look under the hood.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 25, 2021 03:41 PM (r+sAi)

159 This should get the Carthage treatment but The Usurper will just stare into space and drool.

Imagine Rome electing the dumbest Carthaginian they could find as counsel after Cannae...and that's what America did in 2020. Well except, of course, most Americans didn't vote for him.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 25, 2021 03:41 PM (qlFIA)

160 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 25, 2021 03:34 PM (Zz0t1)

Dude. The line is for anal swabs.
Posted by: 4 at February 25, 2021 03:36 PM (KnJdm)

LOL, for real.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 25, 2021 03:41 PM (Ez6QX)

161 Hello Amtrak. We have to update our health procedures...

Posted by: Mayor Pete at February 25, 2021 03:41 PM (BDQo0)

162 This is amazing. Shocking, even.

....and yet...not surprising Biden agreed.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at February 25, 2021 03:41 PM (03Hn+)

163 Mitch McConnell is getting ready to fire up a fundraising email from this .send $100 now patriots so we can defend Americas honor!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Joe XiDen at February 25, 2021 03:41 PM (DV9JA)

164 You know, my daughter recently came up with an interesting method to still make use of the tongue and throat swabs while ensuring full anal coverage.

Posted by: Brian Williams at February 25, 2021 03:41 PM (SFSVc)

165 >>New from Hasbro!

'Mr Potato Head' To Be Renamed 'Potato Head' By Hasbro Because The Name Is "Gender Neutral"
- - -
Also: apparently in the "Punky Brewster" reboot, grown up mom-of-three Punky has a "gender non-conforming" son who likes to wear make-up, nail polish and sarongs. Add this to the "Saved by the Bell" reboot where the star is a transgirl.

Yes, they really are coming after your kids.

But this is funny/sad: https://tinyurl.com/4af53zzf

Posted by: Lizzy at February 25, 2021 03:41 PM (bDqIh)

166
"You don't come here for the diagnosis, do you?"

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 25, 2021 03:42 PM (hLzTG)

167 Gah! This is already so bad. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at February 25, 2021 03:29 PM (bDqIh)

I generally agree with you but, no, this is honestly the greatest thing.

Posted by: ... at February 25, 2021 03:42 PM (uEbPt)

168 Yeah, I don't get the whole potato head thing. There IS a Mrs. Potato head. You can buy 2 MR, 2 Mrs, and put whatever clothes you want. But these are stupid times, and the rot has climbed to st executive suites.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 25, 2021 03:42 PM (V7LOe)

169

Joe literally cannot get through a single sentence without losing track, stumbling, slurring, or making a speaking mistake. He spoke for only 15 minutes and it was a fuck up from start to finish.

Wow. Unfuckingreal. Best of hands.

Posted by: imp at February 25, 2021 03:42 PM (SFOr6)

170 Wait a minute, this is a BIG FUCKING DEAL.
If we swab everyone in the White House we can find who is shitting in my depends can't we?

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 25, 2021 03:42 PM (qlFIA)

171 The basic problem is that Dem voters do not care as long as they get their grift.

They would be okay with the Chinese cooking and serving up diplomats as long pig

Posted by: whig

Since the diplomats would be dems, honestly, I'm ok with it too.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 25, 2021 03:42 PM (wyNrR)

172 Pete Buttigieg is feverishly working for a transfer to the diplomatic corp(se).

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at February 25, 2021 03:42 PM (ptqGC)

173 Would it be strange for an ex-president to take an Ambassadorship???

Posted by: Barry Soeroto at February 25, 2021 03:42 PM (BDQo0)

174 This, too, is the story of obama.

Posted by: 4 at February 25, 2021 03:33 PM (KnJdm)

LMAO, quality deployment of meme

Posted by: ... at February 25, 2021 03:42 PM (uEbPt)

175 Any chance we could line the high-ranking officials at the FBI and DoJ up for these Chinese anal swabs?

Posted by: Blor Utar, from Zimtok-5 at February 25, 2021 03:43 PM (xxG/v)

176 L O L. I can't think of a better gov. dept to get it good and hard like this.

Posted by: Bosk at February 25, 2021 03:43 PM (SWbVS)

177 "In error."

Posted by: Flyover, laughing hysterically. at February 25, 2021 03:43 PM (Rbu5d)

178 One of the biggest and most fitting acts of contempt towards the affirmative action non-entity "president" was at the (absurd) Copenhagen "climate" summit. The Chineeee rudely disrespected him there. And the Russkis leaked the "climate-gate" East Anglia university emails around that time.

Again, the world upside down.

The two largest most important authoritarian regimes actually fighting the *good* fight against idiocy from "free" western societies.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 25, 2021 03:43 PM (OTzUX)

179 And he's been swept aside and the ship pointed straight at the rocks, once again.

But the mid-terms will be a huge "win"!!!
Posted by: rhomboid at February 25, 2021 03:41 PM (OTzUX)

For the rocks.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 25, 2021 03:43 PM (z79tQ)

180 This is amazing. Shocking, even.

....and yet...not surprising Biden agreed.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at February 25, 2021 03:41 PM (03Hn+)

I agree.
Yeah, it was Biden's people getting the treatment and it's being played for laughs, but what would almost any other country IN THE HISTORY of civilization have done if their emissaries were treated in such a way?

There would be a lot of death

Posted by: JoeF. at February 25, 2021 03:43 PM (HrMC1)

181 Scamdemic and Strong Horse Nation becomes Anal Entry Nation.

Posted by: Voter theater. at February 25, 2021 03:43 PM (7ASlB)

182 170

B R A V O

Posted by: General Chaos at February 25, 2021 03:43 PM (BDQo0)

183 'Mr Potato Head' To Be Renamed 'Potato Head' By Hasbro Because The Name Is "Gender Neutral"

Nah, they're doing it to honor Brian Stelter.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 25, 2021 03:43 PM (ZGrMX)

184 Maybe it was payback for all the anal probing Swallwell did with the Chinese spy chick.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 25, 2021 03:43 PM (guGkK)

185 Anal swabs!

Get yer anal swabs!

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 25, 2021 03:43 PM (W2Pud)

186 Has there ever been a time State was NOT a shocking embarrassment?

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: Time to sign on with the Crimson Permanent Assurance at February 25, 2021 03:43 PM (OUMaO)

187 How long will the United States of America continue to suffer these indignities?

Posted by: mrp at February 25, 2021 03:44 PM (Pqytn)

188 154 rhomboid, it is not difficult, CPAC hasn't been conservative in a long time. Instead it is a meeting place for donors and grifters to network.

Corporations want cheap labor and they do not frankly care whether or not the surrounding country is a shithole so long as they get theirs. The Dems have their clients in the welfare state and corporations and the Republicans bend over for corporations to stripmine the general public.

Posted by: whig at February 25, 2021 03:44 PM (pO7gM)

189 The Capitol Police is keeping its security posture high in response to intelligence that indicates some extremists who joined the Jan. 6 insurrection have discussed plans to attack the building during the State of the Union, Acting Capitol Police Chief Yogananda Pittman revealed Thursday.

The chatter among extremists about trying to blow up the Capitol during the still-unscheduled presidential address, Pittman said, has prompted the Capitol Police to maintain the elevated presence it has kept since last month's riot.

How long until they figure out there is no SOTU for incoming President in their first months.

Posted by: Lindsey Boylan at February 25, 2021 03:44 PM (3aI0K)

190 When Biden wakes up from his nap he will be very upset about this. For 2 minutes until he forgets about it.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at February 25, 2021 03:44 PM (DV9JA)

191 CA is trying to make it illegal for clothing stores to have a boys and girls section. The last time I went to walmart to buy clothes for my kids, it was impossible to tell the sections apart. Except there weren't really and "Boys" clothes. All of the boys shirts had the flare sleeve girls cut and were decidedly feminine.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 25, 2021 03:44 PM (V7LOe)

192 They planted tracking and surveillance devices.

Posted by: dogsandhogs at February 25, 2021 03:44 PM (RsNWC)

193 They have very different ideas about privacy there.

I don't know, it's a weird place.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 25, 2021 03:40 PM (UPoLF)

Then why in hell would we be anywhere near that shithole? Just saying.

Not all cultures are equally marvelous. Full stop.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 25, 2021 03:44 PM (okGHj)

194 We so solly we accidentally swabbed you anus repeatedly.

*snicker snicker snicker*

- China

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 25, 2021 03:45 PM (Zz0t1)

195 lulz

Posted by: Jak Sucio at February 25, 2021 03:45 PM (gf79Z)

196 So, once the anal swab is removed, they shove it up your nose.

If you small shit, you dont have covid!

Rapid testing ftw!

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 25, 2021 03:45 PM (W2Pud)

197 I never thought when I say 'Fucking Clown Show', that it is actually an 'Anal-Fucking Clown Show'.

Psst...don't tell the otters.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 25, 2021 03:45 PM (ufFY8)

198
*squeeeeee*

- Highly Respected Career U.S. State Department Official, Representing Us To The World.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 25, 2021 03:45 PM (hLzTG)

199 Sorry, this is the funniest thing I've heard all week.

Winnie the Xiping standing back there saying "okay... bend over... more... moooooore... now hold it."

Posted by: BurtTC at February 25, 2021 03:45 PM (oQ94s)

200 You let them anally swab your diplomats and...you aren't doing anything about it?!?
Did you let them take your balls too? [gets introduced to youtube] Well, ok, then, never mind, please just bury me again.

Posted by: Reanimated Captain Jenkins of the War of Jenkins ear fame at February 25, 2021 03:45 PM (qlFIA)

201 The problem with Chinese anal swabs is that you want another one a few hours later, amirite?

Posted by: Bootygig at February 25, 2021 03:45 PM (KnJdm)

202
with the added kicker (not substantively important but entertaining) that it's the country in which the virus originated.
Posted by: rhomboid

That's not true. The virus originated in Italy... the US... Australia... the UK...

Wait. Which version of ChiCom bullshit are we on right now?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 25, 2021 03:45 PM (6nopv)

203

Banana Republic complete with the chimpanzees in Pavlov's red room.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 25, 2021 03:45 PM (bbdhK)

204 Can you imagine what Trump would have done??

Posted by: President-Elect pj at February 25, 2021 03:38 PM (G1dq6)

I don't know, but he wouldn't have let it go

Posted by: JoeF. at February 25, 2021 03:40 PM (HrMC1)

============================
I rather doubt Mike Pompeo would put up with this bullshit..

Posted by: mrp at February 25, 2021 03:45 PM (Pqytn)

205 Excuse me, I would prefer an Adirondack versus the Louisville Slugger

Posted by: Cory Booker at February 25, 2021 03:46 PM (BDQo0)

206 > Can we just go back to the days when Obama bowed to foreign kings?

Remember when O-dumbass was meeting with the Queen?
He started up a toast right before the band started the National Anthem, and instead of shutting his dumb ass up, kept talking. Then when he finished his toast, he says, "To the Queen." and she keeps standing there, respectfully listening to the anthem. Obama looks like he has no idea why she didn't raise her glass, stands there stupidly for a couple of seconds, then sets down his glass.

Finally, after the music is finished, she raises her glass to the idiot.

https://youtu.be/pNRXGRFJdDY

Posted by: bonhomme at February 25, 2021 03:46 PM (YYlyE)

207 I watched a little of the new Superman series, Clark & Lois. I was surprised that they're both heterosexual crackers.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 25, 2021 03:46 PM (VVEnO)

208 Last time I was in China they said they needed a stool and urine sample. I gave them my underwear. Not a big deal!

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 25, 2021 03:46 PM (kTF2Z)

209 rhomboid, it is not difficult, CPAC hasn't been conservative in a long time. Instead it is a meeting place for donors and grifters to network.

At least they're grifting in the right direction having PDJT speak. And they put out an official poster showing Mitt Romney with big text "NOT INVITED", which made Jonah Goldberg very sad. Gallon buckets of ice cream hardest hit.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 25, 2021 03:46 PM (ZGrMX)

210 Then why in hell would we be anywhere near that shithole? Just saying.

That's what we were saying too.

Posted by: Chinese Guy Tasked With Anal Swabbing at February 25, 2021 03:46 PM (HrMC1)

211
"Present brown eye, round eye. Immediately."

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 25, 2021 03:46 PM (hLzTG)

212 "The Chinese government has promised to stop using anal swabs on American diplomats"
-----------------------

Two years ago if I said you were going to read the above sentence one day........

Posted by: ... at February 25, 2021 03:46 PM (uEbPt)

213 "Why you comprain? We fix it so all you troubles now behind you!"

- Preznit Xi

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 25, 2021 03:46 PM (dfRN6)

214 Lots of rand Paul stuff on the hearing with the guy from Pennsylvania... did anyone ask why he took his mom out of a home right before sending Covid patients in?

Posted by: Inogame at February 25, 2021 03:46 PM (fBQTZ)

215 All of the boys shirts had the flare sleeve girls cut and were decidedly feminine.
Anyone else feeling oddly warm right now?

Posted by: John Weaver getting ready to start Toobin' at February 25, 2021 03:46 PM (qlFIA)

216 America - the only foreign country completely beyond the understanding of the State Department.

-----

Might have been you, rhomboid -- but I read an anecdote in the past year where Secretary of State George Schultz would call ambassadors and other officials into his office and ask them to point out on his wall map which country they represented.

Invariably, virtually all of them would point to a country other than the USA.

Posted by: ShainS at February 25, 2021 03:47 PM (5DSak)

217 Then why in hell would we be anywhere near that shithole? Just saying.

Not all cultures are equally marvelous. Full stop.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 25, 2021 03:44 PM (okGHj)

Second biggest economy in the world. We need to have diplomats there.

Shit, I've been to China. It's not all bad. The pollution is pretty fucked, but the people were mostly nice and the food is pretty decent. Hygiene is very lacking though.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 25, 2021 03:47 PM (UPoLF)

218 151 Harry, most people do not get the idea that in most countries, life is cheap.

Even in the West, it used to be so.

Wealth in the 20th century has sheltered Westerners from Kipling's God of the Copybook Headings but that era appears to be vanishing.

Posted by: whig at February 25, 2021 03:47 PM (pO7gM)

219 As a great man once said,"Whoops, whoopsie!"

Posted by: Ktgreat at February 25, 2021 03:47 PM (AD3JT)

220 This will have unfortunate consequences. You let foreigners put it in your ass and give a laughable public apology, you've told large swathes of the world they can fuck you.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 25, 2021 03:47 PM (H5knJ)

221 177 "In error."

Posted by: Flyover, laughing hysterically. at February 25, 2021 03:43 PM (Rbu5d)

No, I believe it was in the ass.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 25, 2021 03:47 PM (okGHj)

222 This is fucking embarrassing. This clown can't even function to even a bare minimum.

Posted by: Thomas Bender

No worries, it's not like Biden is near as interesting as the breaking news of the day. Tiger, Potato Head, Lady Gaga ....

Posted by: old chick at February 25, 2021 03:47 PM (sOete)

223 It's neat how a super contagious pandemic requires such invasive measures to potentially possibly maybe locate a sample.

Posted by: Lysenko's Wonder Kulaks - Call your parents. And can blue cities be less black? at February 25, 2021 03:47 PM (ZLyax)

224 There were NO diplomats anal swabbed during Trumps presidency, because Trump didn't have a plan. President Biden has worked tirelessly to work with the Chinese to make sure every American has access to large, high quality, high volume anal swabbing.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 25, 2021 03:47 PM (V7LOe)

225 "...that it's the country in which the virus originated."
Which we in the US paid for.
And will continue to pay thru 2024.

Posted by: navybrat, pensively pensing. at February 25, 2021 03:47 PM (w7KSn)

226 Good news. You don't have coronavirus. Bad news. You have anal warts.

Posted by: China at February 25, 2021 03:47 PM (KnJdm)

227

Meanwhile Beijing Biden is probably wearing a straight jacket in the oval office before he hits the wrong button.
Drool bucket a new desk accessory.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 25, 2021 03:47 PM (bbdhK)

228 You get butthoe swab four time! You go now!

Posted by: DB- just DB at February 25, 2021 03:48 PM (iTXRQ)

229 The worst of it was that there were multiple Biden people who kept getting in line repeatedly after already being anally swabbed.

Posted by: portlandon at February 25, 2021 03:48 PM (+oR7L)

230 fuck em. they voted for it. enjoy your rice dicks.

Posted by: x4 at February 25, 2021 03:48 PM (oA+QO)

231 HEY BUB... Not unless you twist the nipple rings too...

Posted by: Spawn of Mario at February 25, 2021 03:48 PM (BDQo0)

232 206 Finally, after the music is finished, she raises her glass to the idiot.

https://youtu.be/pNRXGRFJdDY
Posted by: bonhomme at February 25, 2021 03:46 PM (YYlyE)

===========

At least the world wasn't laughing at us, and they respected us.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 25, 2021 03:48 PM (LvTSG)

233 John Kerry will apologize to Xi for Not allowing all Americans in China to be anally raped. Then he will bring a has been singer from the 60s to Beijing.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at February 25, 2021 03:48 PM (DV9JA)

234 Similar to how the Japanese treated Americans in China in the 30's during the multinational occupation.

It is designed to be a complete humiliation.
If America does not respond in some way, it will just get worse.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 25, 2021 03:48 PM (axyOa)

235 Confucius say if you in front you get it in behind.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 25, 2021 03:48 PM (r+sAi)

236 Shut it down 'cause Nurse just won the internets.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 25, 2021 03:48 PM (KsAq2)

237 Yeah, it was Biden's people getting the treatment and it's being played for laughs, but what would almost any other country IN THE HISTORY of civilization have done if their emissaries were treated in such a way?

There would be a lot of death

Posted by: JoeF. at February 25, 2021 03:49 PM (HrMC1)

238 Even in the West, it used to be so.

Just a few generations ago, there was really no such thing as a wrongful death suit involving a child. The basic idea was that the negligent party had saved you money. I'm not shitting you about this.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 25, 2021 03:49 PM (H5knJ)

239 Early Bedtime Joe FTW!

Posted by: Satans Retards at February 25, 2021 03:49 PM (rxR5g)

240 Ha! Who would give their consent to this?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 25, 2021 03:49 PM (03n3v)

241 Shit, I've been to China. It's not all bad. The pollution is pretty fucked, but the people were mostly nice and the food is pretty decent. Hygiene is very lacking though.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 25, 2021 03:47 PM (UPoLF)

The food was decent? Where did you eat?

To be fair, the McDonalds are fine and some of the dim sum is good if you don't ask too many questions.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 25, 2021 03:49 PM (guGkK)

242 Of course, they can't have senile Joe Biden giving any address to Congress in person.Gotsa keep up the "fear of Trump Supporters" going

Posted by: Lindsey Boylan at February 25, 2021 03:49 PM (3aI0K)

243 And so then HAHAHAHA I told him I'm gonna need to anally swab you HAHAHA and the fucker bent over.

Oh and I gave it to him. He didn't even ask why both of my hands were on his shoulders. HAHAHA I told him there might be some discharge from the test and the fucker said "Oh ok" and I think he believed me! Damn are these Americans stupid. Or maybe just really, really gay.

Posted by: The Chinese Anal Swabber at February 25, 2021 03:49 PM (qlFIA)

244 The airline recording on final approach into China includes the translation for "Drop your pants, bend over and spread your cheeks."

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 25, 2021 03:49 PM (Zz0t1)

245 Has there ever been a time State was NOT a shocking embarrassment?
Posted by: Brother Tim sez: Time to sign on with the Crimson Permanent Assurance at February 25, 2021 03:43 PM (OUMaO)

Probably since it was created by the Constitution at a time when the government was small and responsive to the citizens. The dogshit departments like DOJ were creations of later irresponsible fuckheads in congress.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at February 25, 2021 03:49 PM (y7DUB)

246
"Special super-size swab, for Amelicans."

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 25, 2021 03:49 PM (hLzTG)

247 234 It is designed to be a complete humiliation.
If America does not respond in some way, it will just get worse.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 25, 2021 03:48 PM (axyOa)

===========

"That could lead to war!"
-People who demanded Trump nuke Russia every couple of weeks for 4 years

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 25, 2021 03:49 PM (LvTSG)

248 They weren't swabbing. They were emplanting.

Posted by: portlandon at February 25, 2021 03:49 PM (+oR7L)

249 Wonder what the diameter of the swab is.
-------
Cuomo size!

Posted by: dartist at February 25, 2021 03:50 PM (+ya+t)

250 Dem voters won't care about this, or think there's anything wrong with this humiliating event. They're much too worried and concerned about Trump voters and "white supremacy," you see. That's where the concern really lies.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 25, 2021 03:50 PM (O+I8R)

251

They'll use those samples in the new Wuhan bioweapon.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 25, 2021 03:50 PM (bbdhK)

252 I remember the show, what was it, The Wedding Game, or something like it. Where the bride and groom are separated and then the game show host asked the bride "Where is the most unusual place you have ever made love?"
The bride answered "That'd be the butt, Bob."

Posted by: navybrat, pensively pensing. at February 25, 2021 03:50 PM (w7KSn)

253 In many ways this is the story of all of America. Anal penetration is a feature of the biden shitshow.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at February 25, 2021 03:50 PM (0OmEj)

254 The bride answered "That'd be the butt, Bob."
That's called the back hole you h8ter!

Posted by: Some Millenial at February 25, 2021 03:51 PM (qlFIA)

255 234 Similar to how the Japanese treated Americans in China in the 30's during the multinational occupation.

It is designed to be a complete humiliation.
If America does not respond in some way, it will just get worse.
Posted by: Diogenes

The Biden Administration will put zippers on the back of all diplomats and officials pants and dresses. For The Greater Good!

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 25, 2021 03:51 PM (VVz6h)

256 Anal penetration is a feature of the biden shitshow.
Tell me about it.

Posted by: Natalie Biden at February 25, 2021 03:51 PM (qlFIA)

257 You just call out my naaaaaaaaaa owwwww!

Posted by: James Taylor at February 25, 2021 03:51 PM (kTF2Z)

258 > Shit, I've been to China. It's not all bad. The pollution is pretty fucked, but the people were mostly nice and the food is pretty decent. Hygiene is very lacking though.

Were you in mainland China? The times I've gone, the food was straight trash. If it walks, hops, flies, squirms, undulates, etc, it's food. I ate in a bunch of "nice" places too. If you want outstanding Chinese food, go to New York or San Francisco. Chinese food in China is awful.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 25, 2021 03:52 PM (YYlyE)

259 These are the people who responded to a deadly, organized attack on a US embassy by blaming some randos on Youtube for remotely riling up the mob from thousands of miles away.

Yeah, they're gonna bend over and receive. ASSUME THE POSITION!

Posted by: CppThis at February 25, 2021 03:52 PM (zcf1k)

260 It's a damn good thing they got little tiny rice dicks.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 25, 2021 03:52 PM (Zz0t1)

261 At least they're grifting in the right direction having PDJT speak. And they put out an official poster showing Mitt Romney with big text "NOT INVITED", which made Jonah Goldberg very sad. Gallon buckets of ice cream hardest hit.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 25, 2021 03:46 PM (ZGrMX)

-----

Is a whip-cream-covered Mitt Romney in the middle of a Lucky Pierre Delecto an Ice Cream Sandwich? Fight me!

Posted by: ShainS at February 25, 2021 03:52 PM (5DSak)

262 Has anyone suggested that these might not have been medical swabs used on these people? Because I really hope they were just bent over and banged like whores.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 25, 2021 03:52 PM (Vxu+H)

263 Mooooon river....you using the whole fist there doc?

Posted by: Fletch at February 25, 2021 03:52 PM (ohOLP)

264 How long before videos of the swabbings get found on Hunter's laptop?

Posted by: ... at February 25, 2021 03:52 PM (uEbPt)

265 The Meth better be primo there

Posted by: Andrew Gilliam at February 25, 2021 03:52 PM (BDQo0)

266 Biden: Today I have authorized Linebacker 4 to end the war in Vietnam.

Gen Milley: Sir, the Vietnam War ended in 1975.

Biden: Who did that? President Carter? Frank Sinatra? The Teletubbies?

Gen Milley: You idiot, it was Ford in 1975. This guy could screw up a wet dream and then soil his depends...... God save us we have to go into another conflict in the Middle East !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: James at February 25, 2021 03:52 PM (TdWJo)

267 258 Were you in mainland China? The times I've gone, the food was straight trash. If it walks, hops, flies, squirms, undulates, etc, it's food. I ate in a bunch of "nice" places too. If you want outstanding Chinese food, go to New York or San Francisco. Chinese food in China is awful.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 25, 2021 03:52 PM (YYlyE)

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Indian food in London is great.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 25, 2021 03:52 PM (LvTSG)

268 >>> I know these are Biden's people, but it's still disturbing. The symbolism of it all. ... laughed their asses off Posted by: JoeF. at February 25, 2021 03:39 PM (HrMC1)

Bannon said that the 2020 election battle would be one of the most important events in Chinese history. They won that skirmish, and how they are in the victory lap, humiliations phase.

Not sure if they've won just a battle in the war to take over America's influence and values, or have won the whole war, and we are just in quiet period before the surrender agreements are signed. Many future events ahead yet.

Posted by: LizLem at February 25, 2021 03:53 PM (Rbfr/)

269 The food was decent? Where did you eat?

To be fair, the McDonalds are fine and some of the dim sum is good if you don't ask too many questions.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 25, 2021 03:49 PM (guGkK

In Beijing, the food was meh. I've also been to Chengdu and the surrounding area, and I'm a huge fan of Schezuan food and ate the fuck out of some hot pot.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 25, 2021 03:53 PM (UPoLF)

270 >>>They weren't swabbing. They were emplanting.

>>>They'll use those samples in the new Wuhan bioweapon.

That's some quality tinfoil.

Posted by: 4 at February 25, 2021 03:53 PM (KnJdm)

271 BOHICA JOE: We're going to chew your bubblegum and put it back in the original wrapper for the next generation.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 25, 2021 03:53 PM (03n3v)

272 The Biden Administration will put zippers on the back of all diplomats and officials pants and dresses. For The Greater Good!
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 25, 2021 03:51 PM (VVz6h)

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The...Greater....Good.....

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 25, 2021 03:53 PM (dfRN6)

273 199 Sorry, this is the funniest thing I've heard all week.

Winnie the Xiping standing back there saying "okay... bend over... more... moooooore... now hold it."
you may feel a little prick

Posted by: Xi at February 25, 2021 03:53 PM (sGtp+)

274 I remember the show, what was it, The Wedding Game, or something like it.

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The Newlywed Game. That was a classic clip.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 25, 2021 03:53 PM (O+I8R)

275 If America does not respond in some way, it will just get worse.

Posted by: Diogenes
------------------------------

The Fake Biden administration is going to respond alright. Like a cat in heat.

Posted by: ... at February 25, 2021 03:53 PM (uEbPt)

276 what was it, The Wedding Game

The Newlywed Game.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at February 25, 2021 03:53 PM (y7DUB)

277 MSN headline, Security to remain high in Capital due to State of the Union threat.

What threat? That Biden might actually give one?

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 25, 2021 03:53 PM (oHd/0)

278 Patriots! This is embarrassing. China has been anal swabbing our diplomatic agents on entering China. What a failure by the Biden administration. We at the RNCC are ready to fight to return Washington to strong leadership and stop the embarrassment, but we can't do it without YOUR help! If you donate $100, $500, or $12,000 within the next 10 Minutes, we are triple matching! Help us send a message to Pelosi, Schumer and Biden to say "Please fix the entry gate to congressional parking lot D3, the gate arm is kind of erratic"

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 25, 2021 03:54 PM (V7LOe)

279 *Intercepts lemon bar. Runs away laughing *
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 25, 2021 03:34 PM (kTF2Z)

Mk211Mod0 rounds work on velociraptors (FMJ zips right through and just pisses them off unless you get a clean head shot). You gotta be quick, though. Getting back on target using a 50BMG for CQB is a tad tricky.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado - Tempus belli) at February 25, 2021 03:54 PM (N3El/)

280 Ian S.
Most of GOP in Washington plays lip service to voters on the right but the real preoccupation is the grifting opportunities available from parleying influence for dollars from donors.

Shultz is an example of a hypocrite. Out of office, he promptly joined an elite lobbying agency that basically represented foreign governments to our government as a paid ambassador. He did not find anything globalist that he did not like and pushed a carbon tax among other leftist ideas. He is not a hero but a perfect representation of GOPe and how they hate ordinary Americans.

Posted by: whig at February 25, 2021 03:54 PM (pO7gM)

281 Shit, I've been to China. It's not all bad. The pollution is pretty
fucked, but the people were mostly nice and the food is pretty decent.
Hygiene is very lacking though.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 25, 2021 03:47 PM

I went to the China border crossing point when we hit Macau for Liberty. Nearly everyone going into China was carrying huge clear garbage bags filled with toilet paper. That told me everything I needed to know about China.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at February 25, 2021 03:54 PM (JUOKG)

282 Make America Bend Over Again! - Xi's Hat.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 25, 2021 03:54 PM (r+sAi)

283 I'm a huge fan of Schezuan food and ate the fuck out of some hot pot.
Yeah I ate the hell out of my honey pot too, at least that video didn't make it to porn hub yet.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at February 25, 2021 03:54 PM (qlFIA)

284 Butt you must purge first pwreese!

Posted by: China at February 25, 2021 03:54 PM (LilNs)

285 At least they're grifting in the right direction having PDJT speak. And they put out an official poster showing Mitt Romney with big text "NOT INVITED", which made Jonah Goldberg very sad. Gallon buckets of ice cream hardest hit.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 25, 2021 03:46 PM (ZGrMX)

I really believe that the NeverTrump Cucks are so enamored with Romney simply because he LOOKS like the guy who would play the President in almost any movie made in the '60's or '70's.

Posted by: JoeF. at February 25, 2021 03:54 PM (HrMC1)

286 I SHIT MY PANTS CHINA.

Joe's used diplomacy vending machine.

Posted by: DaveA at February 25, 2021 03:54 PM (FhXTo)

287 New for sure %100 positive test for Covid: you have to have oral sex with a tranny. It's the only way to be certain!

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 25, 2021 03:54 PM (E+OcO)

288 Newlywed Game, yes, thanks.
I thought I would die laughing...

Posted by: navybrat, pensively pensing. at February 25, 2021 03:54 PM (w7KSn)

289
Were you in mainland China? The times I've gone, the food was straight trash. If it walks, hops, flies, squirms, undulates, etc, it's food. I ate in a bunch of "nice" places too. If you want outstanding Chinese food, go to New York or San Francisco. Chinese food in China is awful.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 25, 2021 03:52 PM (YYlyE)

Met a guy once that spend some time in China. Said the hotel was nice, but when the wandered out from there, it was trash. They found a local restaurant that they could get a few beers at. The toilet was a hole in the ground in a closet. The food was OK, but got better as they continued to visit and spend some money.

The shitting in a hole, if you couldn't hold it, was interesting, he said.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 25, 2021 03:54 PM (Zz0t1)

290 Were you in mainland China? The times I've gone, the food was straight trash. If it walks, hops, flies, squirms, undulates, etc, it's food. I ate in a bunch of "nice" places too. If you want outstanding Chinese food, go to New York or San Francisco. Chinese food in China is awful.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 25, 2021 03:52 PM (YYlyE)

I like weird and spicy food, so I was pretty pleased, especially in Chengdu.

Of course, I have no idea what I ate since I don't speak any Chinese languages and the translation apps aren't the greatest. Anything is possible, really.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 25, 2021 03:54 PM (UPoLF)

291

Best get swabbed before I arrive, I got dickvid...

Posted by: Surprise Anal Sphinctersourous Rex at February 25, 2021 03:55 PM (MmZy8)

292 Shoves lemon bar through USB port.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 25, 2021 03:32 PM (W2Pud)

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*Intercepts lemon bar. Runs away laughing *
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 25, 2021 03:34 PM (kTF2Z)

*looks at fresh batch of snickerdoodles*
Tapes up USB port.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 25, 2021 03:55 PM (axyOa)

293 It's probably just punishment to the peons showing who's top dog.

Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2021 03:55 PM (Cxk7w)

294 There are more old drunks than there are old doctors, so I guess I'd better have another round.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 25, 2021 03:55 PM (Zz0t1)

295 285 I really believe that the NeverTrump Cucks are so enamored with Romney simply because he LOOKS like the guy who would play the President in almost any movie made in the '60's or '70's.
Posted by: JoeF. at February 25, 2021 03:54 PM (HrMC1)

===========

"It doesn't hurt that he does whatever we tell him to and he doesn't even flinch."
-The Backroom Bunch

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 25, 2021 03:55 PM (LvTSG)

296 We found no evidence of swabs.

Posted by: Dominion Swabbing Systems Inc at February 25, 2021 03:55 PM (uEbPt)

297 Oooooh.

May I watch????

Posted by: Dr Fauci at February 25, 2021 03:55 PM (BDQo0)

298 Met a guy once that spend some time in China. Said the hotel was nice, but when the wandered out from there, it was trash. They found a local restaurant that they could get a few beers at. The toilet was a hole in the ground in a closet. The food was OK, but got better as they continued to visit and spend some money.

The shitting in a hole, if you couldn't hold it, was interesting, he said.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 25, 2021 03:54 PM (Zz0t1)

Yeah, outside of western hotels, most of the toilets are a hole in the ground with running water in them.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 25, 2021 03:55 PM (UPoLF)

299 Gen Milley: War in Vietnam? You bet, we will have 50 C-5s airborne by dawn, and the 5th fleet underway!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 25, 2021 03:55 PM (V7LOe)

300 Flight attendants are going through the cabin with immigration forms. If you are a member of the United States State Department please notify your flight attendant and they will provide you with a leather strap to bite on for later.

Posted by: TexasDan at February 25, 2021 03:55 PM (ohOLP)

301 Psaki: China circling to USA back hole.

Posted by: Voter theater. at February 25, 2021 03:55 PM (7ASlB)

302 Of course, I have no idea what I ate since I don't speak any Chinese
languages and the translation apps aren't the greatest. Anything is
possible, really.
Do you prefer your bat rare or well done?

Posted by: What your waiter was asking you at February 25, 2021 03:56 PM (qlFIA)

303 At least they're grifting in the right direction having PDJT speak. And they put out an official poster showing Mitt Romney with big text "NOT INVITED", which made Jonah Goldberg very sad. Gallon buckets of ice cream hardest hit.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 25, 2021 03:46 PM (ZGrMX)

Yeah, CPAP needs to work its way back into good graces.

Good on them, but there's still a ways to go.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 25, 2021 03:56 PM (oQ94s)

304 >>> 252 I remember the show, what was it, The Wedding Game, or something like it. Where the bride and groom are separated and then the game show host asked the bride "Where is the most unusual place you have ever made love?"
The bride answered "That'd be the butt, Bob."
Posted by: navybrat, pensively pensing. at February 25, 2021 03:50 PM (w7KSn)

What? Like in the back of a Volkswagen?

Posted by: Mallrats at February 25, 2021 03:56 PM (SFSVc)

305 Were you in mainland China? The times I've gone, the food was straight trash. If it walks, hops, flies, squirms, undulates, etc, it's food. I ate in a bunch of "nice" places too. If you want outstanding Chinese food, go to New York or San Francisco. Chinese food in China is awful.

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These are people that literally were left with nothing to eat but boiled tree leaves and dirt, thanks to Mao. No wonder they'll eat anything, even if it's undulating.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 25, 2021 03:56 PM (O+I8R)

306 Quack Fauci's next talking point "If it's good enough for our diplomats, it's good enough for the rest of America."

Posted by: Sirius the Canine Pundit at February 25, 2021 03:56 PM (LBO1U)

307 You are our bitch Joe! - CCP

Posted by: Archer at February 25, 2021 03:56 PM (gmo/4)

308 It's probably just punishment to the peons showing who's top dog.

Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2021 03:55 PM (Cxk7w)

Course it keeps the peons in line too. No way their bosses weren't notified.

Posted by: ... at February 25, 2021 03:56 PM (uEbPt)

309 Were you in mainland China? The times I've gone, the food was straight trash. If it walks, hops, flies, squirms, undulates, etc, it's food. I ate in a bunch of "nice" places too. If you want outstanding Chinese food, go to New York or San Francisco. Chinese food in China is awful.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 25, 2021 03:52 PM (YYlyE)

Met a guy once that spend some time in China. Said the hotel was nice, but when the wandered out from there, it was trash. They found a local restaurant that they could get a few beers at. The toilet was a hole in the ground in a closet. The food was OK, but got better as they continued to visit and spend some money.

The shitting in a hole, if you couldn't hold it, was interesting, he said.
Posted by: Sponge

Ex's cousin spent three months there on business.
Lost weight.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 25, 2021 03:56 PM (wyNrR)

310 The shitting in a hole, if you couldn't hold it, was interesting, he said.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 25, 2021 03:54 PM

Same as Japan unless you are in a specifically designed Western place. The train stations are a hoot if you have to take a dump.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at February 25, 2021 03:56 PM (JUOKG)

311 MSN headline, Security to remain high in Capital due to State of the Union threat.

What threat? That Biden might actually give one?
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 25, 2021 03:53 PM (oHd/0

January 6th is going to be their all-purpose reason, excuse and squirrel for every ruse they are playing

Posted by: JoeF. at February 25, 2021 03:56 PM (HrMC1)

312 306 These are people that literally were left with nothing to eat but boiled tree leaves and dirt, thanks to Mao. No wonder they'll eat anything, even if it's undulating.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 25, 2021 03:56 PM (O+I8R)

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To be fair, poverty in China probably didn't start with Mao.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 25, 2021 03:56 PM (LvTSG)

313 Ok, wait so if you swap a diplomat with your own pickle, does that make him a sandwich?

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg's inner thoughts at February 25, 2021 03:57 PM (qlFIA)

314 Don't worry Joe. Me love you long time

Posted by: CCP Customs Agent at February 25, 2021 03:57 PM (BDQo0)

315 Hey Sponge!

Posted by: Ben Had at February 25, 2021 03:57 PM (KsAq2)

316 312 306 These are people that literally were left with nothing to eat but boiled tree leaves and dirt, thanks to Mao. No wonder they'll eat anything, even if it's undulating.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 25, 2021 03:56 PM (O+I8R)

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To be fair, poverty in China probably didn't start with Mao.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 25, 2021 03:56 PM (LvTSG)

(Jump to top of page)

A famine somewhat exceeds poverty in severity.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 25, 2021 03:57 PM (Zm+LZ)

317 It is designed to be a complete humiliation.

If America does not respond in some way, it will just get worse.

Posted by: Diogenes

I think we passed that point when 10 American sailors were held at gun point by Iranian bums.

Posted by: old chick at February 25, 2021 03:57 PM (sOete)

318 > To be fair, the McDonalds are fine

A lot of people laugh at tourists who go to other places and buy McDonald's, but they're ignoring something important. McDonald's cares about food safety. In a significant part of the world, that's unheard of.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 25, 2021 03:58 PM (YYlyE)

319
>Me Chinese! me play joke!
>Me put poo poo in your coke!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 25, 2021 03:58 PM (03n3v)

320 I really believe that the NeverTrump Cucks are so enamored with Romney simply because he LOOKS like the guy who would play the President in almost any movie made in the '60's or '70's.

Posted by: JoeF. at February 25, 2021 03:54 PM (HrMC1)

I believe they do and say what they're told to. If Romney defied his puppet masters for a single second tomorrow, the cucks would Mean Girl him out of existence.

Posted by: ... at February 25, 2021 03:58 PM (uEbPt)

321 Yeah, outside of western hotels, most of the toilets are a hole in the ground with running water in them.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 25, 2021 03:55 PM (UPoLF)

Running water?

You must be talking about the places for rich people.

Outdoors I always looked for the toilets that were suspended above the ground. Cliffs are best, I found. That way the overpowering stench wouldn't peel the skin off your face.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 25, 2021 03:58 PM (guGkK)

322 So anal probes are the new kowtow?

How many of them volunteered for seconds?

Posted by: Lindsey Boylan at February 25, 2021 03:58 PM (3aI0K)

323 The Biden Administration announces plans to distribute 25 million anal swabs.

Posted by: The Chicken at February 25, 2021 03:58 PM (yQpMk)

324 China is assho!

Posted by: That Chinese guy who tried to warn us. at February 25, 2021 03:58 PM (gmo/4)

325 To be fair, poverty in China probably didn't start with Mao.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 25, 2021 03:56 PM (LvTSG)

Yeah, they have a lot of people in a fairly small area with not the best topography for farming, so they make due with rice and exotic animals that may or may not spread fake diseases.

Oh, and pork. Lots of fucking pork.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 25, 2021 03:58 PM (UPoLF)

326 You are our bitch Joe! - CCP
Posted by: Archer

And now you understand why the long knives are out for Guido. CCP doesn't want Guido.
They know Cuomo will try to rule without the CCP.
Joe and Kamala are pliable.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 25, 2021 03:58 PM (wyNrR)

327 317 I think we passed that point when 10 American sailors were held at gun point by Iranian bums.
Posted by: old chick at February 25, 2021 03:57 PM (sOete)

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"New ROE from Washington is that we can't start firing until at least 20% of the battalion has been killed and sodomized."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 25, 2021 03:58 PM (LvTSG)

328 Quack Fauci's next talking point "If it's good enough for our diplomats, it's good enough for the rest of America."

Posted by: Sirius the Canine Pundit at February 25, 2021 03:56 PM (LBO1U)

NEA: We must anal swab all children repeatedly.

Parents: Why?
NEA: For the children.

Posted by: 4 at February 25, 2021 03:58 PM (KnJdm)

329 Next thing you know, China will be violating their NO NO squares.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 25, 2021 03:59 PM (Zz0t1)

330
Same as Japan unless you are in a specifically designed Western place.
Wait I've seen videos of those super automated, super advanced Japanese toilets and the Japanese I've known are VERY big on personal hygiene...

Posted by: 18-1 at February 25, 2021 03:59 PM (qlFIA)

331 284 Butt you must purge first pwreese!
Posted by: China at February 25, 2021 03:54 PM (LilNs)

Maybe it's good that Washington doesn't like to put engineers into positions of importance like this. Given our well established dietary tendencies, this could quickly escalate to war crimes.

Posted by: CppThis at February 25, 2021 03:59 PM (zcf1k)

332 After reading the linked post, I'm drawing the conclusion that Foreign Service officials must have been leaking this problem to the MSM for weeks and that the MSM was sitting on the story until matters got so bad that a State Dept. spokescritter was compelled to make a statement.

Posted by: mrp at February 25, 2021 03:59 PM (Pqytn)

333 This dovetails nicely with the headline I just read. Not exact: Turnout was up in 2020, but no big gains for either party. No shit, Sherlock. Garbage in, garbage out.

Posted by: Catherine -- who generally doesn't curse. at February 25, 2021 03:59 PM (T4sri)

334 I get DNA frum yu burrhore, yu asshorr

you make squinty eyes like me whry i do it

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 25, 2021 03:59 PM (M+Lyo)

335 Here's a good one. "China apologizes for forcing Biden's staff to submit to anal Covid exams. Around 50 members of Biden's team were subjected to anal penetration on one or more occasions from CCP doctors. China promises to stop."
These were voluntary exams and the morons at State went along with it so not to upset China. Great googly moogly.
==
It is a short step from we are sorry for probing you anally to, you should be grateful for the attention we showed your anus.

I'm actually not kidding, although it sounds like I should be.

Posted by: seek and you will find, but wish you didn't at February 25, 2021 04:00 PM (E5TUw)

336 Biden staffers who underwent anal exams by Chinese
Communist Party doctors explain that they felt pressured to consent
because they felt as though refusing the exam would be
anti-gay/transphobic.

Posted by: Lindsey Boylan at February 25, 2021 03:36 PM (3aI0K)

This is the best part. Now if they stop the practice, they are anti-gay/transphobic.

Posted by: 4 at February 25, 2021 04:00 PM (KnJdm)

337 You must be talking about the places for rich people.

Outdoors I always looked for the toilets that were suspended above the ground. Cliffs are best, I found. That way the overpowering stench wouldn't peel the skin off your face.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 25, 2021 03:58 PM (guGkK)

Yes, obviously I hung out exclusively at places for rich people. I'm not really one of those "I really want to see how the real people live" types. I'm one of those "wow, I can get drunk for $5 on 'bud lights' in a cool nightclub with Russian girls who keep offering me 'Marlboros'? Cool!"

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 25, 2021 04:00 PM (UPoLF)

338 China knows who's boss.

Trump was boss.

Biden...isn't.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 25, 2021 03:27 PM (LvTSG)

How humiliating for the Biden administration. Sad!

The only thing missing is Emperor Xi leading Biden around on a leash while Joe is dressed in a Gimp Suit. That's probably scheduled for later.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at February 25, 2021 04:00 PM (pJWtt)

339 They have to absolutely destroy the idea of America in oder to build the unified world government organized under China. It will never work if there is any glimmer of American supremacy.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 25, 2021 04:00 PM (V7LOe)

340 This dovetails nicely with the headline I just read. Not exact: Turnout was up in 2020, but no big gains for either party. No shit, Sherlock. Garbage in, garbage out.
Posted by: Catherine -- who generally doesn't curse. at February 25, 2021 03:59 PM (T4sri)

What a load of bullshit

Posted by: JoeF. at February 25, 2021 04:00 PM (HrMC1)

341 I've only regretted my vote twice ... Romney and McCain

Posted by: Lindsey Boylan at February 25, 2021 04:01 PM (3aI0K)

342 Fang Fang did some sweet swabbing...

Posted by: Eric Swalwell at February 25, 2021 04:01 PM (BDQo0)

343 Joey Stinkfingers' diplomats getting the Fauci treatment from China?

I'm outa' shocked faces.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at February 25, 2021 04:01 PM (3H9h1)

344 I had a HUGE trip planned for China, my then friend told me she liked me more than a friend, so the money that was for the Trip went to her ring. I always regretted not being able to go but now, I don't regret it. F China. I do want to travel to Taiwan, Japan and S Korea.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 25, 2021 04:01 PM (dKiJG)

345 I cannot think of anything that could more perfectly encapsulate the relationship between the Chinese Communist Party and the corrupt, tyrannical US Uniparty.

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I cannot think of anything that would more perfectly show why these people are fundamentally unsuited for diplomatic work. Their ignorance of protocol is astounding. The Chinese knew they were dealing with idiots.

This caliber of people are representing the US to the world.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at February 25, 2021 04:01 PM (hpVf/)

346 me swab you long time! - CCP

Posted by: Archer at February 25, 2021 04:02 PM (gmo/4)

347 I really believe that the NeverTrump Cucks are so enamored with Romney simply because he LOOKS like the guy who would play the President in almost any movie made in the '60's or '70's.
Posted by: JoeF. at February 25, 2021 03:54 PM (HrMC1)

Image carries a lot of weight in any election. A dork like Santorum had no chance on a national stage and there's something about Ted Cruz that people, especially women, find off putting.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at February 25, 2021 04:02 PM (y7DUB)

348 Now you get to play the game.

Posted by: Lewis Medlock at February 25, 2021 04:02 PM (KRg9J)

349 Yeah, it was Biden's people getting the treatment and it's being played for laughs, but what would almost any other country IN THE HISTORY of civilization have done if their emissaries were treated in such a way?

There would be a lot of death
Posted by: JoeF

I keep thinking of Genghis Khans response to the insults of the Khwarazmian Empire...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 25, 2021 04:03 PM (6nopv)

350 And now you understand why the long knives are out for Guido. CCP doesn't want Guido.
They know Cuomo will try to rule without the CCP.
Joe and Kamala are pliable.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 25, 2021 03:58 PM (wyNrR)

You're giving that WOP way too much credit.

He wouldn't even say Corona came from China. He said it came from Europe.

Posted by: JoeF. at February 25, 2021 04:03 PM (HrMC1)

351 233 John Kerry will apologize to Xi for Not allowing all Americans in China to be anally raped. Then he will bring a has been singer from the 60s to Beijing.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at February 25, 2021 03:48 PM (DV9JA)

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Hey, I'm not that old asshole.

Posted by: Bruce Springsteen at February 25, 2021 04:03 PM (3/4qe)

352 All about humiliation and struggle sessions.

Posted by: Valiant at February 25, 2021 04:03 PM (3MiF8)

353 Sorry, it was just a misunderstanding, bitches.

Posted by: China at February 25, 2021 04:03 PM (2Ia/C)

354 With almost 2 billion Chinamen all pressed in together, it's only a matter of time before things go boom over there no matter what we do.

Let the chinks have a little fun while they can.....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 25, 2021 04:04 PM (Qm/Qo)

355 Leaked Emails Confirm UN Gave Names of Dissidents to CCP
This is almost unbelievable. They were detained by the Chinese, and at least one died in custody. What's next? UN peacekeepers raping women they are supposed to protect? Oh...wait... [CBD]

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But we can't pull out from the UN because that would be bad and stuff.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 25, 2021 04:04 PM (LvTSG)

356 Quack Fauci's next talking point "If it's good enough for our diplomats, it's good enough for the rest of America."
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All billable time for that crook. He'll stretch it out as long as he can.

Posted by: dartist at February 25, 2021 04:04 PM (+ya+t)

357 All about humiliation and struggle sessions.

Posted by: Valiant at February 25, 2021 04:03 PM (3MiF

=======================
Yep. And we're up against masters of the game.

Posted by: mrp at February 25, 2021 04:04 PM (Pqytn)

358 Coming to an airport near you.

Remember that South Park with the "TSA" or Toilet Security Administration? "I gots to check your asssshole." Then there's the guy somewhere jerking off to all the videos. That was supposed to be satire.

Posted by: the dandy at February 25, 2021 04:04 PM (u/l5X)

359 347 Image carries a lot of weight in any election. A dork like Santorum had no chance on a national stage and there's something about Ted Cruz that people, especially women, find off putting.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at February 25, 2021 04:02 PM (y7DUB)

Way too many people treat politics as a high school popularity contest--hence all the "yeah he's a terrible leader but I like him as a person" derpage.

Posted by: CppThis at February 25, 2021 04:05 PM (zcf1k)

360 So some else is fucking the State Department?

Not seeing a downside here.

Not my Republic, not my monkeys.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 25, 2021 04:05 PM (uxJPn)

361 It was the fact that Bad Dragon manufactured the swabs that finally set off alarm bells at State.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 25, 2021 04:05 PM (H5knJ)

362 Speaking of foreign toilets - Russias are pretty bad too. Fancy sushi bar in St Petersburg had two toilets facing each other in the men's room. Not bad if both parties are peeing, but awkward if both had to poop...staring at each other. Leningradsky train station in Moscow had ceramic holes in the ground 15 years ago. It cost 30 rubles to do your business. I had to go number 2, but held it until i was on the train.

Posted by: Mishdog at February 25, 2021 04:05 PM (cqAUI)

363 To be fair, poverty in China probably didn't start with Mao.

==

Likely not, but he sure took what bit of food they did have.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 25, 2021 04:05 PM (O+I8R)

364 Try watching some of videos of these guys that lived in China, One guy did a water test and dear Lord he was bathing in cancer, he had super high levels of Insecticide. How his wife had to share a room with 8 others while giving birth and how his daughter might have been giving fake vaccines

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 25, 2021 04:05 PM (dKiJG)

365 > Me Chinese! me play joke!

Did the kids in the 40s find this joke funny and original?

Posted by: bonhomme at February 25, 2021 04:06 PM (YYlyE)

366 The first 15 minutes of this movie, "I Care a Lot", should be terrifying to seniors.

Posted by: Lindsey Boylan at February 25, 2021 04:06 PM (3aI0K)

367 The only thing missing is Emperor Xi leading Biden around on a leash while Joe is dressed in a Gimp Suit. That's probably scheduled for later.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop

That meme is all over Farcebook.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 25, 2021 04:06 PM (wyNrR)

368

Ha ha, Siraj Hashmi:

"imagine how hurt John Weaver is right now knowing he can't go to CPAC the one year it's next to Disney World"

Posted by: imp at February 25, 2021 04:06 PM (SFOr6)

369 >>> And they put out an official poster showing Mitt Romney with big text "NOT INVITED", which made Jonah Goldberg very sad. Gallon buckets of ice cream hardest hit.

He and Mike Pence can start their own betray conservatives conference. Will get plenty of attendees.

Posted by: LizLem at February 25, 2021 04:07 PM (Rbfr/)

370 In some ways, the movie, "I Care a Lot", describes Joe Biden's current situation.

Posted by: Lindsey Boylan at February 25, 2021 04:07 PM (3aI0K)

371 The basic fact is that Westerners have become weak and flabby, the more amusing thing is that China has the same problems of affluence.

History predicts every time that a nation becomes decadent, it will face challenges from more barbaric nations externally and internally from disunity. France in 1940, in part fell because they were so divided internally politically that the military had lousy morale. Who wants to fight and die for a bunch of grubby politicians and oligarchs? Compare that with the French Republic fending off at great odds invasions from most of the rest of Europe after the death of King Louis XVI.

Posted by: whig at February 25, 2021 04:07 PM (pO7gM)

372 You're giving that WOP way too much credit.

He wouldn't even say Corona came from China. He said it came from Europe.
Posted by: JoeF. at February 25, 2021 04:03 PM (HrMC1)

Yeah, but that was always a ruse aimed toward the Orange-Man-Bad to deflect from Cuomo's bad decisions.

If he got into the WH and wasn't beholden to the CCP (and the Dems weren't targeting him), he'd revise as necessary and the MFM would cover him as normal.

Posted by: Thrawn at February 25, 2021 04:07 PM (LviRI)

373 In a fashion reminiscent of Genghis Khan, they anally raped us with swabs.

Posted by: John Kerry, a Person Like Me at February 25, 2021 04:07 PM (2Ia/C)

374 358 Coming to an airport near you.

Remember that South Park with the "TSA" or Toilet Security Administration? "I gots to check your asssshole." Then there's the guy somewhere jerking off to all the videos. That was supposed to be satire.
Posted by: the dandy at February 25, 2021 04:04 PM (u/l5X)

The Saint's Row games were supposed to be satire, too. But then Chicago was all like HOLD MAH BEER, DOWNSTATERS and now they're taking potshots in and around McCormick.

Posted by: CppThis at February 25, 2021 04:08 PM (zcf1k)

375 Way too many people treat politics as a high school popularity contest--hence all the "yeah he's a terrible leader but I like him as a person" derpage.
Posted by: CppThis at February 25, 2021 04:05 PM (zcf1k)

Which is why all this motor voter nonsense has gotten us where we are. Just what the country needs: moar deadbeats voting.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at February 25, 2021 04:08 PM (y7DUB)

376 Way too many people treat politics as a high school popularity contest--hence all the "yeah he's a terrible leader but I like him as a person" derpage.

--

It is a major pet peeve of mine, and the reason we are living, breathing Idiocracy. People who care more about extremely superficial, unimportant details over true substance.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 25, 2021 04:08 PM (O+I8R)

377 Bill Clinton played a saxophone! Squeeeeeeeee!
Boxers or briefs? Squeeeeeee!

Biden wears aviator sunglasses! Squeeeeeeee!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 25, 2021 04:09 PM (V7LOe)

378 369 LizLem, the sad thing is that betrayus conference would probably have a majority of GOP officeholders attend if they could do so without repercussions. I have a stinking suspicion that GOPe likes rigged elections and has done so in primaries in the past--that is why they do not want it investigated.

Posted by: whig at February 25, 2021 04:09 PM (pO7gM)

379 Shit, I've been to China. It's not all bad. The pollution is pretty fucked, but the people were mostly nice and the food is pretty decent. Hygiene is very lacking though.
==
Grand Tour did an episode in China.

They highways had video cameras on them to catch people masturbating to porn in their cars, which is apparently a serious problem there.

So they got that going for them.

Posted by: seek and you will find, but wish you didn't at February 25, 2021 04:09 PM (BwtBd)

380 Way too many people treat politics as a high school popularity contest--hence all the "yeah he's a terrible leader but I like him as a person" derpage.
Posted by: CppThis at February 25, 2021 04:05 PM (zcf1k)

This. I have an old family friend who used to be fairly conservative but he became addicted to CNN during COVID. He never missed a chance to spout off that Trump was LITERALLY HITLER but when I asked why, he could never come up with anything concrete. He really just didn't like Trump's personality.

So, he told me, he had to end Trump's "dictatorship" so he was voting for Biden.

That ended the relationship. Idiot.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 25, 2021 04:09 PM (guGkK)

381 377 Bill Clinton played a saxophone! Squeeeeeeeee!
Boxers or briefs? Squeeeeeee!

Biden wears aviator sunglasses! Squeeeeeeee!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 25, 2021 04:09 PM (V7LOe)

===========

"Trump advanced conservative interests! SQUEEEE!"
-Vapid conservative voters that don't know what's good for them

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 25, 2021 04:09 PM (LvTSG)

382 I already think of dems when I hear the words "anal swab".

Posted by: f'd at February 25, 2021 04:09 PM (XfhKA)

383 Way too many people treat politics as a high school popularity contest--hence all the "yeah he's a terrible leader but I like him as a person" derpage.

--

It is a major pet peeve of mine, and the reason we are living, breathing Idiocracy. People who care more about extremely superficial, unimportant details over true substance.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 25, 2021 04:08 PM (O+I8R)

Yes, but this is how the media frames everything.
Hence, "Mean tweets!"

Posted by: JoeF. at February 25, 2021 04:09 PM (HrMC1)

384 "He and Mike Pence can start their own betray conservatives conference. Will get plenty of attendees."

They have them, they're called the Republican Convention.

Posted by: lowandslow at February 25, 2021 04:09 PM (qH6FZ)

385 May they be tested anally daily like the porn stars Hunter wants them to be.

Yasss

Posted by: torabora at February 25, 2021 04:10 PM (AWaAw)

386 354 With almost 2 billion Chinamen all pressed in together, it's only a matter of time before things go boom over there no matter what we do.

Let the chinks have a little fun while they can.....
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 25, 2021 04:04 PM (Qm/Qo)

Naw, man, China is a paragon of haromious co-operation! They totally don't crack open a bottle of exquisitely-aged ultraviolence every couple centuries over who gets to be Son of Heaven.

Posted by: CppThis at February 25, 2021 04:10 PM (zcf1k)

387 Look, you think the Russians fucked up their environment? They're amateurs compared to the Chinese.

Posted by: Archer at February 25, 2021 04:10 PM (gmo/4)

388 321 Outdoors I always looked for the toilets that were suspended above the ground. Cliffs are best, I found. That way the overpowering stench wouldn't peel the skin off your face.

also cuts down on bear attacks

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at February 25, 2021 04:10 PM (v3pYe)

389 387 Look, you think the Russians fucked up their environment? They're amateurs compared to the Chinese.
Posted by: Archer at February 25, 2021 04:10 PM (gmo/4)

==========

I've been assured that capitalism is the chief polluter on earth.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 25, 2021 04:11 PM (LvTSG)

390 Me Chinese, Me have fun, Me put Q-Tip up your bum.

Posted by: Bosk at February 25, 2021 04:11 PM (SWbVS)

391 I am not sure any of the fellas from Foggy Bottom consider anal probings to be "service under duress."

Posted by: sven at February 25, 2021 04:11 PM (Lzpvj)

392 So some else is fucking the State Department?

Not seeing a downside here.

Not my Republic, not my monkeys.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

*fistbump

Posted by: rickb223 at February 25, 2021 04:11 PM (wyNrR)

393 DOW closes -559.85 @31,402.01

Posted by: Lindsey Boylan at February 25, 2021 04:11 PM (3aI0K)

394 LizLem, the sad thing is that betrayus conference would probably have a majority of GOP officeholders attend if they could do so without repercussions. I have a stinking suspicion that GOPe likes rigged elections and has done so in primaries in the past--that is why they do not want it investigated.
Posted by: whig at February 25, 2021 04:09 PM (pO7gM)

I agree with you, and as I've said before, it really wouldn't surprise me if the Bush's DID steal Florida from Gore in 2000

Posted by: JoeF. at February 25, 2021 04:11 PM (HrMC1)

395 "Did the kids in the 40s find this joke funny and original?

Posted by: bonhomme"
Which 40s?

Posted by: 2040 BC at February 25, 2021 04:11 PM (XfhKA)

396 Hey Dad...Can I groom our Chi nah diplomats to be my sex slaves?

Posted by: Hunter at February 25, 2021 04:11 PM (AWaAw)

397 I had to go number 2, but held it until i was on the train.
Posted by: Mishdog at February 25, 2021 04:05 PM

Hopefully you please refrained while the train was in the station.

Posted by: The City of New Orleans at February 25, 2021 04:12 PM (DMUuz)

398 Quiet please, POTUS is sleeping....

Posted by: klaftern at February 25, 2021 04:12 PM (RuIsu)

399 Are we sure the State guys didnt enjoy this

Posted by: Jean at February 25, 2021 04:12 PM (Xih1H)

400 I've been to China, but not lately.
It was a completely different environment from today, I'm sure.
Think, for every automobile or truck, five thousand bicycles.
People were still wearing the chairman Mao suit.

Posted by: navybrat, pensively pensing. at February 25, 2021 04:12 PM (w7KSn)

401 PRIMARY WEAPONS SYSTEMS .223 WYLDE MK116 PRO RIFLE - 16.1"; $1300; https://bit.ly/37Q2ZVD

Posted by: bonhomme at February 25, 2021 04:12 PM (YYlyE)

402 The Paris Accords on Climate Change allow the Chinese to do anything they want until 2030 as long as they don't publicly bad mouth the accords.

Posted by: Lindsey Boylan at February 25, 2021 04:13 PM (3aI0K)

403 Wasn't there a video not too long ago of some guy using the outhouse perched over a lake......

Full of shrimp in China at a commercial shrimp farm?

Yummy!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 25, 2021 04:13 PM (Qm/Qo)

404 379 Posted by: seek and you will find, but wish you didn't at February 25, 2021 04:09 PM (BwtBd)

The Chinese have a lot of copulatory energy historically 1 Billion folks and all.

The state has made it hard to take things to fruition so like a spring certain tensions always find release I guess.

Posted by: sven at February 25, 2021 04:13 PM (Lzpvj)

405 393 DOW closes -559.85 @31,402.01
Posted by: Lindsey Boylan at February 25, 2021 04:11 PM (3aI0K)

Yes, but GME closed +17.03, an 18.57% daily increase @ 108.73.

So overall, good news.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 25, 2021 04:13 PM (UPoLF)

406 So they got that going for them.

Posted by: seek and you will find, but wish you didn't at February 25, 2021 04:09 PM (BwtBd)

As America embraces the mores of the third world maybe people will start noticing that there is a reason they are called "Shitholes."

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 25, 2021 04:13 PM (Q9lwr)

407 Speaking of foreign toilets - Russias are pretty bad too. Fancy sushi bar in St Petersburg had two toilets facing each other in the men's room. Not bad if both parties are peeing, but awkward if both had to poop...staring at each other.

I don't want to get weird here. But if I had to name one thing the whole public shitting experience lacks, it's lots of eye contact. When I am emptying myself life Geordi La Forge jettisoning the warpcore from the 1701-D, I want to confront the man across from me. "Look at me, comrade. Gaze into my eyes. Bear witness." It's a Vladimir Putin-style power move.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 25, 2021 04:14 PM (H5knJ)

408 So some else is fucking the State Department?

Not seeing a downside here.

Not my Republic, not my monkeys.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

*fistbump

Posted by: rickb223
Yep!

Posted by: Archer at February 25, 2021 04:14 PM (gmo/4)

409 Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE NEIL GORSUCH at February 25, 2021 04:13 PM (Pzzpr)

You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at February 25, 2021 04:14 PM (Zz0t1)

410 With State worker asses under attack
China delivered a hearty good smack
When pressed as to why
The White House said in reply:
"We shouldn't have circled them back."

Posted by: ... at February 25, 2021 04:14 PM (jBRLB)

411 399 Posted by: Jean at February 25, 2021 04:12 PM (Xih1H)

"I usually have to tip extra for this kind of service!"

//Fred from Foggy Bottom

Posted by: sven at February 25, 2021 04:14 PM (Lzpvj)

412 So some else is fucking the State Department. Not seeing a downside here.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

My thoughts exactly.

Posted by: Wm. J. "Bubba" Clinton at February 25, 2021 04:14 PM (DMUuz)

413 Sorry (no I am not). IMHO, everyone in the State Dept. involved with Bidet should get an anal probe. More than 10% will enjoy it.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at February 25, 2021 04:15 PM (2BZBZ)

414 I'm starting to think MUNG has no friends and no life.

Why else keep coming back to a blog that autobans everything he says, so only a fraction ever reads his drivel.

He really should get fucked, the contact would be good for him.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 25, 2021 04:15 PM (uxJPn)

415 Look, you think the Russians fucked up their environment? They're amateurs compared to the Chinese.
Posted by: Archer at February 25, 2021 04:10 PM (gmo/4)

Having been to Delhi in January and experiencing how bad the air pollution was, when I read how much worse China's is I'm still amazed they had the Olympics there without participants keeling over. Being able to tell industries to shut down was I guess the reason.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at February 25, 2021 04:15 PM (y7DUB)

416

A significant percent of the DOS is queer. Way more than the general population.

Posted by: Surprise Anal Sphinctersourous Rex at February 25, 2021 04:15 PM (MmZy8)

417 I think I would have refused and asked for a transfer to some other country. The Chinese Communist Party is completely evil. Well, I'm sure they some love their spouses and children-but whoopee!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 25, 2021 04:15 PM (VP4Cd)

418
As America embraces the mores of the third world maybe people will start noticing that there is a reason they are called "Shitholes."
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 25, 2021 04:13 PM (Q9lwr)

I'll live in my camper in the middle of nowhere. It's got indoor plumbing that I don't need government for.

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at February 25, 2021 04:15 PM (Zz0t1)

419 Until the last few years I used to have to spend a week in China every year to schmooze with clients, officials and local lawyers. My law firm has an apartment there and I'd get a driver and an interpreter. I had to speak at various functions as the token white guy.

I don't miss it. For the most part the food was bizarre, sanitary standards were terrible and the air was unbreathable.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 25, 2021 04:15 PM (guGkK)

420 I don't want to get weird here. But if I had to name one thing the whole public shitting experience lacks, it's lots of eye contact. When I am emptying myself life Geordi La Forge jettisoning the warpcore from the 1701-D, I want to confront the man across from me. "Look at me, comrade. Gaze into my eyes. Bear witness." It's a Vladimir Putin-style power move.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 25, 2021 04:14 PM (H5knJ)

Well, I'm glad you didn't want to get weird.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 25, 2021 04:15 PM (UPoLF)

421 Damn.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 25, 2021 04:15 PM (Zz0t1)

422 407

I don't want to get weird here. But if I had to name one thing the whole public shitting experience lacks, it's lots of eye contact. When I am emptying myself life Geordi La Forge jettisoning the warpcore from the 1701-D, I want to confront the man across from me. "Look at me, comrade. Gaze into my eyes. Bear witness." It's a Vladimir Putin-style power move.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 25, 2021 04:14 PM (H5knJ)

It's only through brutal life experiences that Russia develops manly men.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 25, 2021 04:15 PM (Zm+LZ)

423 As for CPAC, isn't it really nowadays a venue for all the upcoming conservative "stars" to hook up and smash after their vapid addresses?

Posted by: Thrawn at February 25, 2021 04:16 PM (LviRI)

424 Are we going to tall about the Bidens sex practices ALL DAY???

Posted by: LASue, aka Les White at February 25, 2021 04:16 PM (Ed8Zd)

425 407

I don't want to get weird here. But if I had to name one thing the whole public shitting experience lacks, it's lots of eye contact. When I am emptying myself life Geordi La Forge jettisoning the warpcore from the 1701-D, I want to confront the man across from me. "Look at me, comrade. Gaze into my eyes. Bear witness." It's a Vladimir Putin-style power move.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 25, 2021 04:14 PM (H5knJ)

==========

This is the funniest thing I've read today.

Thank you.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 25, 2021 04:16 PM (LvTSG)

426 I understand that they are calling the repeat swabbing the Shanghai Surprise.

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 25, 2021 04:16 PM (3TihK)

427 When I am emptying myself like Geordi La Forge jettisoning the warpcore from the 1701-D,
===
Ladies and Gentlemen

Shakespeare has been, reborn.

(although I had to fix a typo)

Posted by: simplemind at February 25, 2021 04:16 PM (FzUiP)

428 knowing that in some small way some members of the state apparatus got a small taste of what the people get daily

at least a small smile.

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at February 25, 2021 04:16 PM (uS2EJ)

429 When I am emptying myself life Geordi La Forge jettisoning the warpcore from the 1701-D, I want to confront the man across from me. "Look at me, comrade. Gaze into my eyes. Bear witness." It's a Vladimir Putin-style power move.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 25, 2021 04:14 PM

I'm ready when you are.

Posted by: Ferguson 5000 at February 25, 2021 04:16 PM (DMUuz)

430
A significant percent of the DOS is queer. Way more than the general population.
Posted by: Surprise Anal Sphinctersourous Rex at February 25, 2021 04:15 PM (MmZy8

HEY!!!!

Posted by: IBM DOS 1.6 at February 25, 2021 04:17 PM (Zz0t1)

431 Note to future self: try not to eat an early dinner while scanning comments about anal swabbing or toilets (as holes in the ground, hanging over cliffs, or otherwise)

Posted by: squeakywheel at February 25, 2021 04:17 PM (iDGpQ)

432 It's only through brutal life experiences that Russia develops manly men.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 25, 2021 04:15 PM (Zm+LZ)

And women.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 25, 2021 04:17 PM (guGkK)

433 I don't miss it. For the most part the food was bizarre, sanitary standards were terrible and the air was unbreathable.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 25, 2021 04:15 PM (guGkK)

Even in Hong Kong, the food is so bizarrely gross its inedible.

Posted by: LASue, aka Les White at February 25, 2021 04:17 PM (Ed8Zd)

434 Can I be ambassador to China instead of Transportation head?

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at February 25, 2021 04:18 PM (63Dwl)

435 Having been to Delhi in January and experiencing how bad the air pollution was, when I read how much worse China's is I'm still amazed they had the Olympics there without participants keeling over. Being able to tell industries to shut down was I guess the reason.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at February 25, 2021 04:15 PM (y7DUB)

Yeah, apparently they shut a lot of heavy industry down and limited driving in and around beijing.

But I was in Beijing fewer then 5 years ago in the winter and holy shit it was like being in the worst fog ever, except the air felt like it was coated in used motor oil and smelled very chemically.

Also, can someone explain to me why Chinese people feel like the optimal temperature for a room is 80 degrees F? Every building in China is hot as balls year round.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 25, 2021 04:18 PM (UPoLF)

436 I have not been to China ... my impression is the parts we are allowed to see are the nicer parts, and while polluted there are many that live a crowded but decent life. But there are another billion (?) that live more desperate lives in the Hinterlands ... barely surviving. ...
Not sure about that, but the Chinese in the US and parts of China probably do test five IQ points higher than average white folks, I don't think they are testing the "average" China citizen. Japan, China, South Korea, Taiwan are listed around 105, but Vietnam is 94, Thailand 91 and India 82. Hong Kong and Singapore are around 108. I just think China is not counting their one billion "lower class" ... they are not that far from India, but I could be wrong, but they lie about everything. -- https://tinyurl.com/ezux39uy

Posted by: illiniwek at February 25, 2021 04:18 PM (Cus5s)

437 >>> I have a stinking suspicion that GOPe likes rigged elections and has done so in primaries in the past--that is why they do not want it investigated.

So true, whig... whether they actually rig the election itself, or throw it by putting up noodle-spine, bland nominees that don't inspire real Americans to turn out.

Remember, in 2016, the presidential nominee that initially had all the financial GOPe support was low-energy Jeb. JEB.

Posted by: LizLem at February 25, 2021 04:18 PM (Rbfr/)

438 423 As for CPAC, isn't it really nowadays a venue for all the upcoming conservative "stars" to hook up and smash after their vapid addresses?
Posted by: Thrawn at February 25, 2021 04:16 PM (LviRI)

----

So you're saying I might have a shot with Kristi Noem?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 25, 2021 04:18 PM (dfRN6)

439 Just because.....

https://youtu.be/11UWMsowL8I?t=29

Posted by: IBM DOS 1.6 at February 25, 2021 04:19 PM (Zz0t1)

440 Lady Gaga's dogwalker has been shot four times in the chest while caring for her pet French bulldogs.

Ryan Fischer was walking Gaga's pet dogs Koji, Miss Asia and Gustavo in Los Angeles on Wednesday evening when he was assaulted by two men.

Fischer was reportedly shot outside his home on Sierra Bonita Avenue, with the men stealing two of the singer's dogs before fleeing the scene by car.

if you're gonna be shot, it's best to be shot outside his home on Sierra Bonita Avenue

Posted by: Lindsey Boylan at February 25, 2021 04:19 PM (3aI0K)

441 Here's the thing: why do our diplomats get exempted from mandatory anal swabs, where if I had to go to China for work or whatever, I'm sure *I* wouldn't be exempted from mandatory anal swabs.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 25, 2021 04:19 PM (UPoLF)

442 A significant percent of the DOS is queer.
Posted by: Surprise Anal Sphinctersourous Rex at February 25, 2021 04:15 PM

What difference, at this point, does it make?

Posted by: OS/2 at February 25, 2021 04:20 PM (DMUuz)

443 Also, can someone explain to me why Chinese people feel like the optimal temperature for a room is 80 degrees F? Every building in China is hot as balls year round.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 25, 2021 04:18 PM (UPoLF)

I figured that was a South Chinese thing but Beijing is in a pretty temperate area.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 25, 2021 04:20 PM (Zm+LZ)

444 DOW closes -559.85 @31,402.01
Posted by: Lindsey Boylan at February 25, 2021 04:11 PM (3aI0K)

Wow, I remember when a 550 point swing was something significant. Now its barely a blip.

Posted by: LASue, aka Les White at February 25, 2021 04:20 PM (Ed8Zd)

445 438 423 As for CPAC, isn't it really nowadays a venue for all the upcoming
conservative "stars" to hook up and smash after their vapid addresses?

Posted by: Thrawn at February 25, 2021 04:16 PM (LviRI)

----

So you're saying I might have a shot with Kristi Noem?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 25, 2021 04:18 PM (dfRN6)

Do you have a 10" wallet?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 25, 2021 04:20 PM (N39Ws)

446 444 Posted by: LASue, aka Les White at February 25, 2021 04:20 PM (Ed8Zd)

You're welcome!

//The Fed Shoveling "Free" Money in the Dow since 2008!

Posted by: sven at February 25, 2021 04:21 PM (Lzpvj)

447 Rectum strong like bull!

Posted by: Surprise Anal Sphinctersourous Rex at February 25, 2021 04:21 PM (MmZy8)

448 The 2016 was an aberration where the election riggers phoned it in because they thought Hillary would win without them.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 25, 2021 04:21 PM (1ISKN)

449 Of Course: China Forced Joe Biden's State Department Employees To Undergo Repeated Anal Penetrations

The State Department. Could it have happened to a nicer bunch?

Posted by: t-bird at February 25, 2021 04:22 PM (ELgVT)

450 Posted by: illiniwek at February 25, 2021 04:18 PM (Cus5s)

I don't think any of those countries are giving us accurate numbers, for a number of reasons.

1) it's very easy to fake but not testing everyone. You exclude the bottom 5% of your population, the curve moves bigly.
2) cheating is so rampant in Asia (including India) that when students come to school in the US, schools give them special primers on how in the US, if you get caught cheating, you fail the class or get kicked out. And teachers here do look. And no, you can't hire someone else to take the test for you.
and
3) these countries have every incentive to lie to their own citizens and the world about how they're smarter then the Americans.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 25, 2021 04:22 PM (UPoLF)

451 This school board video is good. One woman is a whiney racist-baiting Karen; everyone else seems pretty calm and kind.

https://tinyurl.com/2xx6twna

Posted by: LASue, aka Les White at February 25, 2021 04:22 PM (Ed8Zd)

452 Did a bunch of comments disappear?

Posted by: ... at February 25, 2021 04:23 PM (jBRLB)

453 >>> So you're saying I might have a shot with Kristi Noem? Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 25, 2021 04:18 PM (dfRN6)

You want: Kristi Noem

You'll settle for: S.E. Cupp

You'll get: Ana Navarro

Posted by: LizLem at February 25, 2021 04:23 PM (Rbfr/)

454 nood. of course

Posted by: LASue, aka Les White at February 25, 2021 04:23 PM (Ed8Zd)

455 Chinese anal swabbing or surprise anal otters? CHOOSE AND PERISH!!!

Posted by: Archer at February 25, 2021 04:23 PM (gmo/4)

456 I've just become the official pokesman for the SDF State Dept

have to work your ass off but it's a creamy job

Posted by: SHEP at February 25, 2021 04:23 PM (6iURM)

457 I figured that was a South Chinese thing but Beijing is in a pretty temperate area.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 25, 2021 04:20 PM (Zm+LZ)

I noticed it in both Beijing and Chengdu. Like it'd be a comfortable 65 degrees out or whatever, and every building had the heat CRANKING.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 25, 2021 04:24 PM (UPoLF)

458 Dow going down is going to be a regular thing. Get used to it. The MFM is not going to mention it.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at February 25, 2021 04:24 PM (2BZBZ)

459 For every anal penetration during the Biden Administration, you will receive $50,000 and an ounce of cocaine.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at February 25, 2021 04:24 PM (03n3v)

460 showing Brigadoon for the second time in a week

TMC

too many cocks

Posted by: REDACTED at February 25, 2021 04:25 PM (6iURM)

461 >> I have a stinking suspicion that GOPe likes rigged elections and has done so in primaries in the past--that is why they do not want it investigated.

So true, whig... whether they actually rig the election itself, or throw it by putting up noodle-spine, bland nominees that don't inspire real Americans to turn out.

Remember, in 2016, the presidential nominee that initially had all the financial GOPe support was low-energy Jeb. JEB.
Posted by: LizLem at February 25, 2021 04:18 PM (Rbfr/)

2012 with the thoroughly unlikeable Mutt Rombley capturing the nomination. Did any Horde member not get repulsed by that empty tailored suit? I know the "donor class" spanked it over him.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at February 25, 2021 04:25 PM (y7DUB)

462 For every anal penetration during the Biden Administration, you will receive $50,000 and an ounce of cocaine.
===
* tramples tour group of school children*

Excuse me, gotta go get in line!!!

Posted by: shepard smith at February 25, 2021 04:26 PM (NH3ow)

463 Fischer was reportedly shot outside his home on Sierra Bonita Avenue, with the men stealing two of the singer's dogs before fleeing the scene by car.

She's posted a reward ... for the dogs.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 25, 2021 04:26 PM (yQpMk)

464 Fischer was reportedly shot outside his home on Sierra Bonita Avenue, with the men stealing two of the singer's dogs before fleeing the scene by car.

She's posted a reward ... for the dogs.
==
It seems as if life has become an Elmore Leonard novel.

Posted by: shepard smith at February 25, 2021 04:28 PM (d8s15)

465 How does someone go about getting a job as an anal swabber?

Is there a test?

Posted by: torabora at February 25, 2021 04:28 PM (AWaAw)

466 " This is Payback For Trump's treatment of China! "

Posted by: Zhou Bai-Din, China's Puppet at February 25, 2021 04:29 PM (+nWCH)

467 How does someone go about getting a job as an anal swabber?

Is there a test?
===
First, you have to get yourself fired as director of the FBI.

Posted by: James Comey, anal swabber at February 25, 2021 04:29 PM (d8s15)

468 Base on the (admittedly few) State Department folks I knew, they willingly acceded to their masters.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 25, 2021 04:33 PM (Dc2NZ)

469 Is there no crime in NYC that Cyrus Vance can pursue? Is he so devoid of actual crimes that Steve Bannon's pardon by PDT (for being reimbursed for expenses while promoting the Build the Wall program) must be negated via local charges? Going after PDT isn't enough for Vance, now he's going to overturn everyone pardoned by PDT, too? What happened to double jeopardy?

Posted by: EveR at February 25, 2021 04:34 PM (R0z7P)

470
"I'm going to need you to go ahead and call your supervisor over, because there is literally zero chance this is happening and unless you want to cause a major international diplomatic crisis, I'd say we should work on coming up with an alternative plan."

The fact that they couldn't or wouldn't shows how pathetic these State ~~diplomats~~ fools are. They can't even manage to negotiate themselves out of an anal assault.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 25, 2021 04:39 PM (C+evo)

471 No wonder that the Lincoln Project and Bulwark boys are so anxious to become Democrats.

Posted by: Williechokertoobin at February 25, 2021 04:42 PM (g1P2d)

472
Rachel Levine is a pediatrician.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Richard Levin is a pediatrician.

Posted by: old chick at February 25, 2021 05:06 PM (sOete)

473 that's just foreshadowing of what he's going to let China do to the entire country

Posted by: pete at February 25, 2021 05:08 PM (SSZDe)

474
I hope the CCP lackeys filmed this.

I hope the CCP lackeys release the films.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2021 05:13 PM (pNxlR)

475 The state department has no understanding of the concept of "face."
I guarantee g-damn you the rest of Asia does.
Idiots!

Posted by: Diogenes at February 25, 2021 05:15 PM (axyOa)

476 78 >>> 39 I wonder if they used an anal speculum.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 25, 2021 03:30 PM (W2Pud)

You have no idea how much I don't want to know what that is.
Posted by: banana Dream at February 25, 2021 03:33 PM (SFSVc)

It's like a shoehorn for your butthole.

Posted by: Diesel Jones at February 25, 2021 05:16 PM (Vu7A1)

477 So, someone I s willing to have their rears probed so they can brag they work for the biden *administration?

Lots of people are going to have a hard time turning their partners down when that subject gets brought up.

I can hear it now... " you let the Chinese do it to you, why not me"?

Posted by: Dwayne at February 25, 2021 05:55 PM (gtu/X)

478 Maybe they slipped.

Posted by: Rbastid at February 25, 2021 06:16 PM (uOhQn)

479 If they're State they probably gave these anal probes to each other. Its the way State swings.

Posted by: I am not corey Booker at February 26, 2021 12:48 AM (EcD5Y)

480 On a comforting note, at least these were State Department officials getting the anal swabs. Some of the self absorbed, pompous @ssholes needed a little probing.......

Posted by: The Guy at February 26, 2021 05:42 AM (4cEdi)

481 What's the big deal. State employees do anal probing every day. Just visit the 7th floor.

Posted by: I am not corey Booker at February 27, 2021 06:59 PM (EcD5Y)

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