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Re-Education Camp Cafe: Tough Old Birds Edition

A troop of penguins is saved by an Adelie, "the feistiest penguin in the world."

Water dikkops -- goofy looking birds --have a bizarre strategy for protecting their nests: They build their nests right next to crocodiles' nest. They count on the crocodiles to keep away most other predators.

But what about the crocodiles? Well, the dikkops just kind of chin up to the crocodiles and puff out their chests and extend their wings to make themselves look big and try to back the crocodiles down. In that clip, dikkops try to scare off a monitor lizard and, when that fails, they call for the crocodiles to come back to the nest.

This bird isn't tough -- just sneaky.

Rehabilitating a dying bald eagle suffering lead poisoning. It's a good sign when the eagle gets defiant again.

Adorable: Rescuing a very small female fawn. And then it gets cuter.

Cute little girl and her baby fawn.

Rescuing baby moose twins. Baby mooses are a lot more adorable than I was expecting.

Finally, the toughest old bird of all:

Posted by: Ace at 07:41 PM




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1
First.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 25, 2021 07:40 PM (mht8P)

2 First

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at February 25, 2021 07:41 PM (ch6++)

3 Dammit I read the content

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at February 25, 2021 07:41 PM (oJZyY)

4 or not. I did nood, though.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at February 25, 2021 07:41 PM (ch6++)

5
My truth has the advantage of being true.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 25, 2021 07:42 PM (mht8P)

6 when I grow up I wanna be that granny

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 25, 2021 07:42 PM (nUhF0)

7 Iceland is having a lot of seismic activity and they think a volcano will happen.
I am a giver, so, I would like to offer my home to any single, blond female Icelandic refugees.
Send pictures.

Posted by: navybrat, pensively pensing. at February 25, 2021 07:43 PM (w7KSn)

8 Go, granny, go! Good for her that she was able to walk away WITH HER PURSE IN HER HAND.

Posted by: Toni at February 25, 2021 07:43 PM (/c+mq)

9 A moose chased my ass up a tree and I had to wait a long time for the bastard to move on.

Posted by: Lewis Medlock at February 25, 2021 07:44 PM (3IS62)

10 Can you fix the toolbar ace? I can't make my words turn colors.

Posted by: f'd at February 25, 2021 07:44 PM (eoe2D)

11 Granny got him right when both his feet were off the ground from jumping off the curb and he had no leverage.

Absolutely perfect timing.

Posted by: Thatch at February 25, 2021 07:44 PM (qWceQ)

12
That ol' bag tackles better than Bill Romanowski.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 25, 2021 07:44 PM (EuI+k)

13 Favorite time of the day.

I have two freshly killed grubs for one square of TP. Double ply. Or two singles.

Posted by: 4 at February 25, 2021 07:44 PM (KnJdm)

14 "...strategy for protecting their nests: They build their nests right next to crocodiles' nest. They count on the crocodiles to keep away most other predators."

Hummingbirds have been known to nest near hawks' nests. One, it keeps other birds away from their eggs and chicks. Two, the hawks know hummingbirds are too fast to catch and too small to count as desirable prey.

Posted by: some guy out west at February 25, 2021 07:45 PM (nyFPf)

15 Man, bad-ass granny ain't takin your crap!**

**She doesn't look any older than me, though.

Bet she's got a nasty scrape on her hip and thigh.

Posted by: April at February 25, 2021 07:45 PM (OX9vb)

16 hiya

Posted by: JT at February 25, 2021 07:45 PM (arJlL)

17 when I grow up I wanna be that granny
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion

I pray you do. It will be my luck to grow to be the old man closing down a grocery aisle by a perfectly executed Romulan Blocking Maneuver using only a cart while a dozen other shoppers are trying to slide through.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 25, 2021 07:45 PM (Rvt88)

18 They build their nests right next to crocodiles' nest. They count on the crocodiles to keep away most other predators.

-
In my experience, the eat us last strategy hasn't been all that successful.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 25, 2021 07:45 PM (VVEnO)

19 What's a toerag?

Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at February 25, 2021 07:45 PM (OssQ4)

20 Next time, I'll listen to my heart.
Next time, I'll be smart.

Posted by: Al Bundy at February 25, 2021 07:46 PM (Z7toj)

21
How do we know it wasn't the man's purse that got stolen from the lady?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 25, 2021 07:46 PM (EuI+k)

22 The penguin vid is just what I needed. Thank you, Ace.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 25, 2021 07:46 PM (yA9R3)

23 A moose chased my ass up a tree and I had to wait a long time for the bastard to move on.

I've heard they're rather ill-tempered creatures.

Posted by: Eisenhorn at February 25, 2021 07:46 PM (4DW2C)

24
In light of everything that's been going on the last ten days, plus today's catastrophe, Her Majesty and I both managed to forget it's our 27th anniversary.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 25, 2021 07:47 PM (mht8P)

25 Go!d Coast granny wrestling is HOT.

Posted by: Desultory joe at February 25, 2021 07:47 PM (L9P9s)

26 Baby moose
Do doo do do do doo

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at February 25, 2021 07:47 PM (nakwk)

27 What's a toerag?

Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at February 25, 2021 07:45 PM (OssQ4)

Duno. What's a toerag with you?

Posted by: 4 at February 25, 2021 07:47 PM (KnJdm)

28 "What's a toerag?"
Drifter, bum, hobo, etc. etc.

Posted by: lowandslow at February 25, 2021 07:47 PM (qH6FZ)

29 How do we know it wasn't the man's purse that got stolen from the lady?


That is my reality and all must respect it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 25, 2021 07:47 PM (guGkK)

30 A moose bit my sister.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 25, 2021 07:48 PM (V7LOe)

31 "What's a toerag?"

20 bucks. Same as in town.

Posted by: Guy who always says "20 bucks. Same as in town" at February 25, 2021 07:48 PM (eoe2D)

32 I want an Adelie penguin. That, along with my recent handgun pruchase, and I am prepared for the punchy times ahead.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at February 25, 2021 07:48 PM (ch6++)

33 Only met my granny once.
Yeah.
No way I was gonna mess up around her!

Posted by: Diogenes at February 25, 2021 07:48 PM (axyOa)

34 What's a toerag?

Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at February 25, 2021 07:45 PM (OssQ4)


That's irrelephant!

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at February 25, 2021 07:48 PM (guGkK)

35 not on his watch. no sir.

Posted by: x4 at February 25, 2021 07:48 PM (oA+QO)

36 A moose chased my ass up a tree and I had to wait a long time for the bastard to move on.

Huh. I didn't know donkeys could climb.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at February 25, 2021 07:48 PM (nakwk)

37
"What's a toerag?"
Drifter, bum, hobo, etc. etc.
Posted by: lowandslow

_________

Sounds racist. Report to HR at once.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 25, 2021 07:48 PM (mht8P)

38 20 bucks. Same as in town.
Posted by: Guy who always says "20 bucks. Same as in town"

LOL shoulda known.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at February 25, 2021 07:49 PM (OssQ4)

39 >>> Iceland is having a lot of seismic activity and they think a volcano will happen.

If the Bond franchise was still un-woke and not depressing, they would have a Gates-like villain who wants to create a device that will erupt volcanoes to blot out the sun to cool the planet. Global warming run amock.

And Bond will crack a lot of erupting volcanoes double entendres with an unapologetically sexy Bond girl.

Posted by: LizLem at February 25, 2021 07:49 PM (Rbfr/)

40 What's a toerag?



Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at February 25, 2021 07:45 PM (OssQ4)

Ethnic toe covering.

Posted by: 4 at February 25, 2021 07:49 PM (KnJdm)

41 I'm such a skeptic I think the Granny vs. Toerag is probably fake. Why would he park his truck in front of a security camera.

Posted by: lowandslow at February 25, 2021 07:49 PM (qH6FZ)

42 Only met my granny once.
Yeah.



It must not have gone well.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 25, 2021 07:49 PM (guGkK)

43
Anyone else loving how contracts mean nothing in the nba and nfl, now, because of "racism?"

Players (non white) can now demand to be traded any time they desire, to any team they desire. None are being refused because the player will tell the owner and nba "You Don't Own Me! I'm Not Your Slave!"

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 25, 2021 07:49 PM (EuI+k)

44 A moose chased my ass up a tree and I had to wait a long time for the bastard to move on.

Posted by: Lewis Medlock at February 25, 2021 07:44 PM (3IS62)

A moose once bit my sister.

Posted by: 4 at February 25, 2021 07:50 PM (KnJdm)

45 10 Can you fix the toolbar ace? I can't make my words turn colors.

Posted by: f'd at February 25, 2021 07:44 PM (eoe2D)

The reason we lost the tool bar was on of the funniest threads in the history of the HQ. Crying I was laughing so hard.

Posted by: Tami at February 25, 2021 07:50 PM (cF8AT)

46 Toerag? One of our best SUV's Jawohl!!

Posted by: Volkswagen at February 25, 2021 07:50 PM (jvt6t)

47 How do we know it wasn't the man's purse that got stolen from the lady?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But

She sure as hell took his pride.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 25, 2021 07:50 PM (axyOa)

48 Well that was brazen.

Almost seemed like they knew each other.

Posted by: jakee308 at February 25, 2021 07:50 PM (z96ye)

49 And, of course, my kids have already seen that Adelie penguin clip.

I thought I could impress my penguin-adoring daughters. But, their old man is just not as well plugged in as they are.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at February 25, 2021 07:51 PM (ch6++)

50
Her Majesty and I both managed to forget it's our 27th anniversary.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Yay!
You married when you were two.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 25, 2021 07:51 PM (EuI+k)

51 What's a toerag?
------
About a buck three eighty.

Posted by: dartist at February 25, 2021 07:51 PM (+ya+t)

52 45 10 Can you fix the toolbar ace? I can't make my words turn colors.

Posted by: f'd at February 25, 2021 07:44 PM (eoe2D)

The reason we lost the tool bar was on of the funniest threads in the history of the HQ. Crying I was laughing so hard.
Posted by: Tami at February 25, 2021 07:50 PM (cF8AT)



Actually I think we lost it just due to the updates to web browsers. We lost the functionality of the toolbar well before due to people breaking the site.

Posted by: buzzion at February 25, 2021 07:51 PM (vMCab)

53 Toerag? One of our best SUV's Jawohl!!
Posted by: Volkswagen at February 25, 2021 07:50 PM (jvt6t)



And it's named after some toerags who wander around in some God-forsaken territory in North Africa.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 25, 2021 07:52 PM (guGkK)

54 Well done, granny!
She may be sore the next day...

Posted by: navybrat, pensively pensing. at February 25, 2021 07:52 PM (w7KSn)

55 Married for 27 years.

Salute!

Posted by: Jak Sucio at February 25, 2021 07:53 PM (jvt6t)

56 Nah. Too choreographed.

Posted by: George Lucas at February 25, 2021 07:53 PM (guGkK)

57 Congrats, Hadrian!
And they said it wouldn't last...

Posted by: navybrat, pensively pensing. at February 25, 2021 07:54 PM (w7KSn)

58 G-d forgive me, but I just look at tat fawn and think "chicken fried".

Posted by: Jak Sucio at February 25, 2021 07:54 PM (jvt6t)

59 Just finished "Shakes the Clown", touted as the Citizen Kane of alcoholic clown movies. It was good, not great, but I appreciated Goldthwait exposing the rivalries between the party clowns, the rodeo clowns, and the mimes.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 25, 2021 07:55 PM (Dc2NZ)

60 The penguin clip is a perfect example of the scourge of bird-on-bird violence.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 25, 2021 07:55 PM (guGkK)

61
Isn't there a song about the video above that goes take a load off, granny, take your load off granny. Put your load, your load, right on me?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 25, 2021 07:55 PM (EuI+k)

62 Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 25, 2021 07:55 PM (Dc2NZ)


The best worst movie ever.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at February 25, 2021 07:55 PM (jvt6t)

63 Did I hear someone wanted death by snu snu? Insom?

Posted by: Ana Navarro at February 25, 2021 07:55 PM (PiwSw)

64 Geez, Biden is wagging the dog already. Election fraud must not poll well.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 25, 2021 07:55 PM (puu6v)

65 Joey Bidet has the US drop bombs in Syria.

Warmonger!!!

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 25, 2021 07:56 PM (Dfwjm)

66
And they said it wouldn't last...
Posted by: navybrat, pensively pensing.

__________

I don't deserve her. She has endured my failings and I've rejoiced in her graces.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 25, 2021 07:56 PM (mht8P)

67 Huh. I didn't know donkeys could climb.

----

Heh. You're right. FLEW is more like it....

Posted by: Lewis Medlock at February 25, 2021 07:56 PM (3IS62)

68 Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 25, 2021 07:55 PM (EuI+k)

Close.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at February 25, 2021 07:56 PM (jvt6t)

69 I'm disappointed in the granny. She should have kept the loser's shirt as a trophy of her victory.

Posted by: buzzion at February 25, 2021 07:56 PM (vMCab)

70 Well done, granny!
She may be sore the next day...
Posted by: navybrat, pensively pensing. at February 25, 2021 07:52 PM (w7KSn)

Hollywood called and said they are unimpressed, they see women smaller than her kicking big dude arse every day.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 25, 2021 07:57 PM (C7zIl)

71 saw a ball eagle today snacking on roadkill.

and no, not a metaphor for the sorry-ass state of the republic.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 25, 2021 07:58 PM (AKJpt)

72 I like that granny threw the thief his flip flop...she's classy.

Posted by: Tami at February 25, 2021 07:58 PM (cF8AT)

73 Words I did not know until this thread...

Dikkop.

Stone Curlew.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 25, 2021 07:58 PM (65ym0)

74 56 Nah. Too choreographed.
Posted by: George Lucas at February 25, 2021 07:53 PM (guGkK)

You do have a good point. My initial thought was that the guy looked kind of old to be grabbing a purse, and wasn't really running--almost like he was teasing her.

Posted by: April at February 25, 2021 07:59 PM (OX9vb)

75 Geez, Biden is wagging the dog already. Election fraud must not poll well.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 25, 2021 07:55 PM (puu6v)



And its working. I have already lined up behind him in a fit of patriotic enthusiasm.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 25, 2021 07:59 PM (guGkK)

76 Now that's funny. Haven't done that yet and we are headed for 40 in June.

What to, what to do...oh crap, I'll prolly be recovering from back surgery. Well at least I'm on the green side!

Posted by: Farmer at February 25, 2021 07:59 PM (55Qr6)

77 The birds defending crocodile eggs is funny

Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2021 07:59 PM (Cxk7w)

78 Iceland is having a lot of seismic activity and they think a volcano will happen.
I am a giver, so, I would like to offer my home to any single, blond female Icelandic refugees.
Send pictures.
Posted by: navybrat, pensively pensing. at February 25, 2021 07:43 PM


https://tinyurl.com/47ftzz8m

Posted by: Rachel Lilithsdottir at February 25, 2021 07:59 PM (DMUuz)

79 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 25, 2021 07:56 PM (mht8P)

And sammiches.

Posted by: 4 at February 25, 2021 08:00 PM (KnJdm)

80 "Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretti nasti.."

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 25, 2021 08:01 PM (ZHVt1)

81 The tool bar appears in Firefox (latest ver) but not in Chromium (an open source Chrome) Go figure.

Some of the buttons still work. Such as the less than and greater than paired symbol which takes you to a comment window where you can edit the actual html being used in your comment where You can edit it. I use it to shorten some peoples nic when they put a long url in it and the new length filter rejects it.

You can also change the page breaks and div lines so as to force single spacing. Not much good for much else cause html is disabled.

Posted by: jakee308 at February 25, 2021 08:01 PM (z96ye)

82 Hadrian the Seventh

Congrats to both of you.

https://tinyurl.com/24y6594u

Posted by: JT at February 25, 2021 08:01 PM (arJlL)

83 8 Go, granny, go! Good for her that she was able to walk away WITH HER PURSE IN HER HAND.
----------
Granny ain't foolin' around.

Posted by: exdem13 at February 25, 2021 08:01 PM (W+kMI)

84 Eris,

This is my favorite Bobcat Goldthwaite movie scene.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfVCZyeVfbo

At the end of the scene, the banker (who is of Japanese descent), looks at the host and says "Great party!"

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 25, 2021 08:01 PM (PiwSw)

85 but I appreciated Goldthwait exposing the rivalries between the party clowns, the rodeo clowns, and the mimes.

=

Sure beats Montagues and Capulets !

Posted by: runner at February 25, 2021 08:01 PM (zr5Kq)

86 Hadrian the Seventh congrats to both of you!

Posted by: AZ deplorable isolated at February 25, 2021 08:02 PM (gtatv)

87 shouldn't that be Horde-ized as "warm-onger", Anna ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 25, 2021 08:02 PM (AKJpt)

88 Romeo and Juliet with clowns and mimes.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 25, 2021 08:02 PM (Dfwjm)

89

Mr. Potato Head is NOT going to be renamed.

https://tinyurl.com/y9gnjsun

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 25, 2021 08:02 PM (63Dwl)

90 Granny ain't foolin' around.
Posted by: exdem13 at February 25, 2021 08:01 PM (W+kMI)


She's the terror of Colorado Boulevard.

Posted by: Jan & Dean at February 25, 2021 08:03 PM (guGkK)

91 Joey Bidet, "you know that uh noisy thing. Ka-boom."

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 25, 2021 08:03 PM (Dfwjm)

92 Go, granny, go! Good for her that she was able to walk away WITH HER PURSE IN HER HAND.
----------
Granny ain't foolin' around.
Posted by: exdem13

She shoulda scoped the perp's plate #.

Posted by: JT at February 25, 2021 08:03 PM (arJlL)

93 Posted by: buzzion at February 25, 2021 07:56 PM (vMCab)


Geez picking on Grannie. Pick pick pick.

Don't pick it. It won't heal.

Posted by: jakee308 at February 25, 2021 08:04 PM (z96ye)

94 55 Married for 27 years.

Salute! You've been married about half as long as my parents. May you match them some day!

Posted by: exdem13 at February 25, 2021 08:04 PM (W+kMI)

95 "Go, granny, go!"


The guys come to race her from miles around...

Posted by: Al Bundy at February 25, 2021 08:04 PM (Z7toj)

96 Since everyone is not announcing their idiotic pronouns, has anyone asked Michelle Obama what his/her/its pronouns are? And are they the same as they were, say, 40 years ago?

Posted by: Mookie at February 25, 2021 08:05 PM (u+Y3T)

97 89

Mr. Potato Head is NOT going to be renamed.

https://tinyurl.com/y9gnjsun
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 25, 2021 08:02 PM (63Dwl)



Hope they're ready for the accusations of transphobia coming their way. I expect the comments to be full of psycho's soon. And I suspect The Quartering might be right and this is damage control of them realizing their actual customers (not the psychos of woke twitter) didn't like this.

Posted by: buzzion at February 25, 2021 08:05 PM (vMCab)

98 wonder what baby moose tastes like ?

the tentacles of a baby squid are quite delicious

asking for a fiend

Posted by: REDACTED at February 25, 2021 08:06 PM (6iURM)

99 65 Joey Bidet has the US drop bombs in Syria.
Warmonger!!!
=======
"I know how we can get the President's approval rating to go up! We'll bomb the Syrians defending the fascist Asad. That should get the deplorables fired up and happy. They love it when the USA bombs brown people!"

Posted by: exdem13 at February 25, 2021 08:06 PM (W+kMI)

100 Go, granny, go! Good for her that she was able to walk away WITH HER PURSE IN HER HAND.


She should have slammed a couple of beers Stone Cold style....

Posted by: Mookie at February 25, 2021 08:06 PM (u+Y3T)

101 >>> Congrats, Hadrian!
And they said it wouldn't last...
Posted by: navybrat, pensively pensing. at February 25, 2021 07:54 PM (w7KSn)

So 189 in dog years... Congrats to you both!!

Posted by: LizLem at February 25, 2021 08:06 PM (Rbfr/)

102
This is my favorite Bobcat Goldthwaite movie scene.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfVCZyeVfbo
---

I counter with:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fu62k4K4sQ4

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 25, 2021 08:07 PM (Dc2NZ)

103 94 55 Married for 27 years.


when's your parole hearing ?

Posted by: REDACTED at February 25, 2021 08:07 PM (6iURM)

104

It's the little old lady from way down under.
Go Granny, Go Granny, Go Granny, Go

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 25, 2021 08:08 PM (63Dwl)

105 Exdem13

They used a $60 million F-35 to drop a $15,000 bomb on a $500 Toyota Technical.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 25, 2021 08:08 PM (Dfwjm)

106 Senate parliamentarian sez NO 15 dollar minimum wage in the covid bill.

Poor Bernie.

Posted by: lizabth at February 25, 2021 08:08 PM (L3Rsz)

107 A friend of mine executed the granny maneuver in a restaurant in Paris. Had a guy swoop her purse off her chair and she ran his ass down while screaming at him and got her purse back when he let go of it and her 120 lbs hanging on to it. He bolted out the door and the restaurant owners were horrified.

Posted by: Jen the original at February 25, 2021 08:08 PM (XSOeC)

108 The guys come to race her from miles around...
Posted by: Al Bundy at February 25, 2021 08:04 PM


But she'll give 'em a length then she'll shut 'em down

Posted by: Rachel Lilithsdottir at February 25, 2021 08:09 PM (DMUuz)

109 comments says the granny attacker was arrested, and granny had cracked ribs ... security cams can be useful.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 25, 2021 08:09 PM (Cus5s)

110 They used a $60 million F-35 to drop a $15,000 bomb on a $500 Toyota Technical.

The Deep State calls that "profit"....

Posted by: Mookie at February 25, 2021 08:09 PM (u+Y3T)

111 12 That ol' bag tackles better than Bill Romanowski.
----
Granny puts the entire Bengals defense on notice. "Okay guys, can you do a better tackle than this old granny from Oz?" I do think she is a fan of rugby or Aussie rules football. Team Kiwi would do the hakka for her, yeah.

Posted by: exdem13 at February 25, 2021 08:09 PM (W+kMI)

112 Mr Potato Head was the perfect trans gender, you could but Mrs Potato parts into Mr Potato.

Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2021 08:09 PM (Cxk7w)

113 Give me a break... Biden orders air strike on Syria. Christ Biden thinks Syria is Cartoon he watches on Saturday Morning with his pet hamster on his lap next to his drool bucket.........

Posted by: James at February 25, 2021 08:09 PM (TdWJo)

114 Good takedown by the old gal. 8 out of 10.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at February 25, 2021 08:10 PM (46GDR)

115 >>> Mr. Potato Head is NOT going to be renamed.

They should have argued that Mister Potato Head was BORN Miss, and by denying him his chosen gender you are victimizing him. But that's just me.

Weren't both mister and miss exactly the same plastic bodies, and you could slap on whatever body parts or accessories you wanted? That was part of the silly fun, giving the potato with a mustache lady lips and a hat. Now it's a hate crime.

Posted by: LizLem at February 25, 2021 08:10 PM (Rbfr/)

116 106 Senate parliamentarian sez NO 15 dollar minimum wage in the covid bill.

Poor Bernie.
Posted by: lizabth at February 25, 2021 08:08 PM (L3Rsz)



I won't be shocked if they find a way to force it in anyways. I mean just look at Obamacare.

Posted by: buzzion at February 25, 2021 08:11 PM (vMCab)

117 23 A moose chased my ass up a tree and I had to wait a long time for the bastard to move on.

I've heard they're rather ill-tempered creatures.

----

I want to give this comment credit.

Posted by: Blind Roscoe McGee at February 25, 2021 08:11 PM (zFoM0)

118 Yikes the markets took a beating today. Especially the NASDAQ. I'm down a percent and a half today alone. Just about at my Get-Out point.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 25, 2021 08:11 PM (yQpMk)

119 So we're back to shooting rockets into Syria, the State Dept. really want's a distraction from that Chinese anal swab story.

Posted by: lowandslow at February 25, 2021 08:12 PM (qH6FZ)

120 I do not appreciate the potato jokes, people. Especially when they're told with a spudder.

Posted by: Brian Stetler at February 25, 2021 08:12 PM (DMUuz)

121 105 Exdem13

They used a $60 million F-35 to drop a $15,000 bomb on a $500 Toyota Technical.
====
Seeing bomb POV of a truckload of Hezbollah going "OH FRAG ME!!!": priceless

It still won't make me a supporter of * though. Donald Trump is my president.

Posted by: exdem13 at February 25, 2021 08:12 PM (W+kMI)

122 They will wedge and jam the $15 thing down during reconciliation

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 25, 2021 08:12 PM (Dfwjm)

123 "I won't be shocked if they find a way to force it in anyways. I mean just look at Obamacare."

They already announce they have a stand alone minimum wage bill ready to go.

Posted by: lowandslow at February 25, 2021 08:13 PM (qH6FZ)

124 Mr. Potato Head is NOT going to be renamed.

https://tinyurl.com/y9gnjsun
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 25, 2021 08:02 PM (63Dwl)

Hope they're ready for the accusations of transphobia coming their way. I expect the comments to be full of psycho's soon. And I suspect The Quartering might be right and this is damage control of them realizing their actual customers (not the psychos of woke twitter) didn't like this.
Posted by: buzzion at February 25, 2021 08:05 PM (vMCab)


Wonder what the excuse is on this one? Yes, the typical pink haired 300lb cat lady doesn't usually buy toys for her kids, nor do the guys in dresses. And if they do, it sure AF isn't going to be a Mr. Potatohead. It'd probably be an 18" latex dildo with googly eyes.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at February 25, 2021 08:13 PM (46GDR)

125 Weren't both mister and miss exactly the same plastic bodies, and you could slap on whatever body parts or accessories you wanted? That was part of the silly fun, giving the potato with a mustache lady lips and a hat. Now it's a hate crime.
Posted by: LizLem at February 25, 2021 08:10 PM (Rbfr/)



Be better.

It wouldn't have been funny at all if not for our cis-potato culture that mocks and demeans potatoes that don't fit into certain societal stereotypes.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 25, 2021 08:13 PM (guGkK)

126 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 25, 2021 08:13 PM (Zz0t1)

127 106 Senate parliamentarian sez NO 15 dollar minimum wage in the covid bill.

Poor Bernie.
Posted by: lizabth at February 25, 2021 08:08 PM (L3Rsz)
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Uh, no people, even we can't figure out how to make the minimum wage you are proposing to somehow make legal.

Posted by: Democrat Party lawyers at February 25, 2021 08:13 PM (sy5kK)

128 Just got a call from Andy Biggs, stating a telephone town hall is underway. I join these anytime I catch the call when it comes in.

I lament how things have gone down in AZ politically over the 22 years I've lived here. But God bless this man for the fighting he does in the face of all the crap in DC, particularly post-Nov 3.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at February 25, 2021 08:13 PM (ch6++)

129 @ChrisStigall

Mentally ill cat woman...take 3

https://tinyurl.com/ybrrvht6

This is the same woman that did the video saying 'if you're white, you're racist'.

She's an attention whore who doesn't own a mirror.

Posted by: Tami at February 25, 2021 08:14 PM (cF8AT)

130 I missed the psycho bitch thread from earlier, but I will give her one thing. Her boobs are huge. Too bad she's batshit crazy.

Never dip your stick in crazy.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 25, 2021 08:14 PM (Zz0t1)

131 What's a toerag?
Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at February 25, 2021 07:45 PM (OssQ4)

twenty bucks, just like in town.

Posted by: Dr. Vivi at February 25, 2021 08:14 PM (USW1s)

132 They used a $60 million F-35 to drop a $15,000 bomb on a $500 Toyota Technical.

The Deep State calls that "profit"....


Posted by: Mookie at February 25, 2021 08:09 PM (u+Y3T)

That's some expensive PR. A real President dropped a friggin' MOAB.

Posted by: 4 at February 25, 2021 08:14 PM (KnJdm)

133 Senate Parliamentarian and the 15 Dollar Minimum Wage is not as good as George Clinton and the Parliament Funkadelic.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 25, 2021 08:14 PM (V7LOe)

134 so the guy gets into his truck, on cam

smooth operator

Posted by: REDACTED at February 25, 2021 08:14 PM (6iURM)

135
Mentally ill cat woman...take 3

https://tinyurl.com/ybrrvht6

This is the same woman that did the video saying 'if you're white, you're racist'.

She's an attention whore who doesn't own a mirror.
Posted by: Tami at February 25, 2021 08:14 PM (cF8AT)


That video is nothing more than "Look at my boobs yo!!"

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 25, 2021 08:14 PM (Zz0t1)

136 107 He bolted out the door and the restaurant owners were horrified.
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Hey, it's Paris, the toffs are usually horrified by Americans being themselves.

Posted by: exdem13 at February 25, 2021 08:14 PM (W+kMI)

137 Biden wants to nuke somebody. I can't think of another reason they are trying to take the codes away. Well, either that or taking the codes away gives the legislature more power.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 25, 2021 08:15 PM (V7LOe)

138
They used a $60 million F-35 to drop a $15,000 bomb on a $500 Toyota Technical.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 25, 2021 08:08 PM


we still need to spec out Teh Horde Technical, so when Harbor Freight has their annual spring crew served weapons sale we can start buildin'

g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 25, 2021 08:15 PM (poDdg)

139 Be better.

It wouldn't have been funny at all if not for our cis-potato culture that mocks and demeans potatoes that don't fit into certain societal stereotypes.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 25, 2021 08:13 PM


HEY!!!! My eyes are all over here!

Posted by: Mrs. Potato Head at February 25, 2021 08:16 PM (DMUuz)

140 65 Joey Bidet has the US drop bombs in Syria.

Warmonger!!!
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 25, 2021 07:56 PM (Dfwjm)

George Washington, TJ, Polk, Lincoln, McKinley, Wilson, FDR, Truman, JFK, LBJ, Reagan, Bush, Clinton, Bush XLIII, His Majesty The Shahinshah - ALL of them are warmongers. You want this country defended? Then you are a warmonger. If the government points their guns at anybody, it can and should be its own citizens, via the REAL heroes, people who Americans should be required to worship: the police. Police officers have every right to do as they will damn well please to the people and Americans need to respect them at all costs.

Posted by: Michael Berry at February 25, 2021 08:16 PM (49Dnm)

141 115 >>> Mr. Potato Head is NOT going to be renamed.

They should have argued that Mister Potato Head was BORN Miss, and by denying him his chosen gender you are victimizing him. But that's just me.

Weren't both mister and miss exactly the same plastic bodies, and you could slap on whatever body parts or accessories you wanted? That was part of the silly fun, giving the potato with a mustache lady lips and a hat. Now it's a hate crime.
Posted by: LizLem at February 25, 2021 08:10 PM (Rbfr/)



I'm almost thinking Hasbro realized that if they ditched the 'Mr. and Mrs.' they would hear more calls to just include all the pieces in one package like some of them were doing, and thus they would only be selling one toy where they could sell two. Woke douchebags are always filthy capitalists when it comes to their own pockets.

Posted by: buzzion at February 25, 2021 08:16 PM (vMCab)

142 @110

The total end to end cost of that single operation was probably around $100 million with equipment and logistics.

Syria's total GDP is 20Billion and the per capita GDP is 2k.

War, what is it good for?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 25, 2021 08:16 PM (65ym0)

143 Mentally ill cat woman...take 3



https://tinyurl.com/ybrrvht6



This is the same woman that did the video saying 'if you're white, you're racist'.



She's an attention whore who doesn't own a mirror.

Posted by: Tami at February 25, 2021 08:14 PM (cF8AT)
Her poor cat.

Posted by: 4 at February 25, 2021 08:16 PM (KnJdm)

144 What, exactly, is the threat to US national security in Syria?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 25, 2021 08:16 PM (V7LOe)

145
$60 million F-35 to drop a $15,000 bomb on a $500 Toyota Technical.

...and LOVING it!

Posted by: Military Industrial Complex at February 25, 2021 08:17 PM (63Dwl)

146 137 Biden wants to nuke somebody. I can't think of another reason they are trying to take the codes away. Well, either that or taking the codes away gives the legislature more power.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 25, 2021 08:15 PM (V7LOe)

Probably Houston, DFW, or San Antonio. I'm surprised the Volkskammer has not declared war on the United States yet.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 25, 2021 08:17 PM (49Dnm)

147 I wish the GOP would work out a minimum wage deal with them, make it 12 bucks and tie it forever to the cost of living index and be done with it. Trump understood these kind of fights don't help the optics of being for the little guy.

Posted by: lowandslow at February 25, 2021 08:17 PM (qH6FZ)

148 What is the minimum wage now? $7.50?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 25, 2021 08:18 PM (yQpMk)

149 Baby mooses are a lot more adorable than I was expecting.

Until they grow up and bite your sister.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 25, 2021 08:18 PM (jOcSX)

150 $60 million F-35 to drop a $15,000 bomb on a $500 Toyota Technical.

The Toyota took a direct hit, and. kept driving.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 25, 2021 08:18 PM (V7LOe)

151 129 @ChrisStigall

Mentally ill cat woman...take 3
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Oh it's a cat woman, not a catgirl. Well that video got less interesting fast... Definitely not in the same league as Anna! I half expected the cat to pop up in the back with a sign that said "ADOPT PLZ".

Posted by: exdem13 at February 25, 2021 08:18 PM (W+kMI)

152 Another food thread in the Biden Administration Era. Put the all in a stir fry and serve with fried rice.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 25, 2021 08:18 PM (03n3v)

153 I pray you do. It will be my luck to grow to be the old man closing down a grocery aisle by a perfectly executed Romulan Blocking Maneuver using only a cart while a dozen other shoppers are trying to slide through.

Posted by: Tonypete

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 25, 2021 08:18 PM (nUhF0)

154 144 What, exactly, is the threat to US national security in Syria?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 25, 2021 08:16 PM (V7LOe)

The need to generate headlines to cover up for domestic chicanery that the Volkskammer is up to.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 25, 2021 08:18 PM (49Dnm)

155 144 What, exactly, is the threat to US national security in Syria?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 25, 2021 08:16 PM (V7LOe)

Sand.
Lots of sand.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 25, 2021 08:18 PM (sy5kK)

156 The F-35 returned to base and needed $100,000 worth of maintenance.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 25, 2021 08:18 PM (V7LOe)

157 115. Just watched American Pickers episode in which Frank bought a new in the box original Mr. Potato Head driving a Jeep towing a boat. Paid $40 for it. The side of the box showed all the vegetables you could use if you did not have a potato. One was a cucumber.

Posted by: Jen the original at February 25, 2021 08:18 PM (XSOeC)

158 Møøse trained to mix concrete and sign complicated insurance forms by JURGEN WIGG

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 25, 2021 08:19 PM (ZHVt1)

159 Biden wants to nuke somebody. I can't think of another reason they are trying to take the codes away. Well, either that or taking the codes away gives the legislature more power.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 25, 2021 08:15 PM (V7LOe)


It's about putting power in the hands of the legislature. The left has fantasized about an American prime minister for years. The goal is to turn the president into a figurehead position, while the Speaker of the House has all the real power.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 25, 2021 08:19 PM (jOcSX)

160 What, exactly, is the threat to US national security in Syria?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 25, 2021 08:16 PM (V7LOe)



Sand.

Lots of sand.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 25, 2021 08:18 PM (sy5kK)

The mortal enemy of the Vag in Chief.

Posted by: 4 at February 25, 2021 08:19 PM (KnJdm)

161
The Toyota took a direct hit, and. kept driving.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 25, 2021 08:18 PM (V7LOe)


Top Gear put one on the top of a building that was blown up and it started after the fact.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 25, 2021 08:19 PM (Zz0t1)

162 "Syria's total GDP is 20Billion and the per capita GDP is 2k.

War, what is it good for?"

20 billion $, same as in town.


What ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 25, 2021 08:19 PM (AKJpt)

163 I keep getting willowed today. Sigh.

If The James Madison is here...I just watched a new Pitch Meeting for Prometheus.

Posted by: squeakywheel at February 25, 2021 08:19 PM (iDGpQ)

164 148 What is the minimum wage now? $7.50?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 25, 2021 08:18 PM (yQpMk)

same as in town

Posted by: REDACTED at February 25, 2021 08:19 PM (6iURM)

165 148 What is the minimum wage now? $7.50?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 25, 2021 08:18 PM (yQpMk)



How many states actually have the national minimum wage as their own though? Maybe the ones with the lower costs of living?

Posted by: buzzion at February 25, 2021 08:20 PM (vMCab)

166 148 What is the minimum wage now? $7.50?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 25, 2021 08:18 PM (yQpMk)

The minimum wage will ALWAYS be this, not a number:

"Res tantum valet quantum vendi potest."

(When I become President, that is going on every coin minted and every bill printed.)

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 25, 2021 08:20 PM (49Dnm)

167 148 What is the minimum wage now? $7.50?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 25, 2021 08:18 PM (yQpMk)

Federal, states have their own, usually a lot higher.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 25, 2021 08:20 PM (sy5kK)

168 The side of the box showed all the vegetables you could use if you did not have a potato. One was a cucumber.
Posted by: Jen the original at February 25, 2021 08:18 PM (XSOeC)



Vegetables can be really sensuous, don't you think?

Posted by: Eric Stratton, Rush Chairman at February 25, 2021 08:20 PM (guGkK)

169 140 65 Joey Bidet has the US drop bombs in Syria.

Warmonger!!!
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 25, 2021 07:56 PM (Dfwjm)

George Washington, TJ, Polk, Lincoln, McKinley, Wilson, FDR, Truman, JFK, LBJ, Reagan, Bush, Clinton, Bush XLIII, His Majesty The Shahinshah - ALL of them are warmongers. You want this country defended? Then you are a warmonger.
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Chill, Mikey, coming from Anna that was a Bronx cheer aimed at * and we all know it. Except you, maybe.

Posted by: exdem13 at February 25, 2021 08:20 PM (W+kMI)

170 Exdem13, obviously new here

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 25, 2021 08:21 PM (Dfwjm)

171 I mean if I got elected President I'd want to use the nukes too. It sucks to have a supercar and only be able to keep it in the garage. And really, are we going to miss Tuvalu?

Posted by: Broseidon at February 25, 2021 08:21 PM (Fv+HA)

172 sorry bloke busted a plugger.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 25, 2021 08:22 PM (LWu6U)

173 It's about putting power in the hands of the legislature. The left has fantasized about an American prime minister for years. The goal is to turn the president into a figurehead position, while the Speaker of the House has all the real power.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 25, 2021 08:19 PM (jOcSX)

That just goes to show the Left does not read history.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 25, 2021 08:22 PM (49Dnm)

174 @137:

China probably wants Biden stripped of nuclear launch authority ahead of their scheduled invasion of Taiwan

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 25, 2021 08:22 PM (puu6v)

175 Mr Cucumber Head tested poorly with kids but very well with their moms.

Posted by: Broseidon at February 25, 2021 08:22 PM (Fv+HA)

176 ground moose antler is a powerful transsexual aphrodisiac

Posted by: REDACTED at February 25, 2021 08:23 PM (6iURM)

177 161 The Toyota took a direct hit, and. kept driving.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 25, 2021 08:18 PM (V7LOe)

Top Gear put one on the top of a building that was blown up and it started after the fact.
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I saw that episode. Made me want to buy one right there. Dunno why I didn't instead of getting the Focus losermobile.

Posted by: exdem13 at February 25, 2021 08:23 PM (W+kMI)

178 Top Gear put one on the top of a building that was blown up and it started after the fact.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 25, 2021 08:19 PM (Zz0t1)

Was that before or after they parked it on the beach at low tide and drowned it?

Posted by: hogmartin at February 25, 2021 08:23 PM (t+qrx)

179 Mr Cucumber Head tested poorly with kids but very well with their moms.
Posted by: Broseidon

The ladies though that he was pretty stuck up.

IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 25, 2021 08:24 PM (Rvt88)

180 What a saint the man with the eagle is. Bravo.

Go Goldcoast granny! Moose, so cute.

Posted by: Infidel at February 25, 2021 08:24 PM (JKh2y)

181 Moose are huge, especially compared to other deer.

Wiki: "Cows select mates based on antler size."

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 25, 2021 08:24 PM (ZHVt1)

182 I wish the GOP would work out a minimum wage deal with them, make it 12 bucks and tie it forever to the cost of living index and be done with it. Trump understood these kind of fights don't help the optics of being for the little guy.
Posted by: lowandslow at February 25, 2021 08:17 PM (qH6FZ)


Tie it to the unemployment rate, with $11 at 5% U6. Unemployment goes up, minimum wage automatically decreases for new hires. Only problem is that might create a perverse incentive for businesses to not hire until the U6 increases enough that they can get workers cheaper.

Another option would be to demand that the bill include a 10 year approval for the keystone pipeline, as well as directives for the dept of interior to sell/turn over 25% of federal land, and issue mineral exploitation permits on the rest for up to a certain value, say $400 billion.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 25, 2021 08:24 PM (jOcSX)

183 Exdem13, it could have been Genom made

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 25, 2021 08:25 PM (Dfwjm)

184 At the end of the scene, the banker (who is of Japanese descent), looks at the host and says "Great party!"

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 25, 2021 08:01 PM (PiwSw)


I saw him live a few times back in the 80's, damn he was funny.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at February 25, 2021 08:25 PM (46GDR)

185 Wiki: "Cows select mates based on antler size."
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 25, 2021 08:24 PM (ZHVt1)

this is Bull shit

Posted by: Devito Moose at February 25, 2021 08:26 PM (6iURM)

186 Mr. Potato Head has always been trans-cultivar and identifies as a yam.

Posted by: Broseidon at February 25, 2021 08:26 PM (Fv+HA)

187 How many states actually have the national minimum wage as their own though? Maybe the ones with the lower costs of living?
Posted by: buzzion at February 25, 2021 08:20 PM (vMCab)

To be totally honest with you, I didn't think individual states had minimum wages until I left TX for AK and saw that they had their own minimum wage. (As you might gather from that, TX does not have a minimum wage. Only the federal one applies here.)

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 25, 2021 08:26 PM (49Dnm)

188 Turtle McConnell must be feeling some heat. Sez he will back Trump in 2024 if he is the nominee...LOL!

Posted by: lizabth at February 25, 2021 08:26 PM (L3Rsz)

189 Old proverb:

The vegetable man sees the ladies buying cucumbers.

But he never sees them eating salad.

Posted by: jakee308 at February 25, 2021 08:27 PM (z96ye)

190 If The James Madison is here...I just watched a new Pitch Meeting for Prometheus.
Posted by: squeakywheel at February 25, 2021 08:19 PM (iDGpQ)


One of those pitch meetings where everything they were saying was what the audience was thinking.

"why are they running *away* from the rolling ship instead of off to the side?"

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at February 25, 2021 08:27 PM (46GDR)

191 Here's the Top Gear segment for morons & ettes who don't follow Brit car talk. It's in 3 parts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnWKz7Cthkk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTPnIpjodA8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFnVZXQD5_k

Posted by: exdem13 at February 25, 2021 08:27 PM (W+kMI)

192 Turtle McConnell must be feeling some heat. Sez he will back Trump in 2024 if he is the nominee...LOL!
Posted by: lizabth at February 25, 2021 08:26 PM (L3Rsz)



Get f*cked, McConnell.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 25, 2021 08:27 PM (guGkK)

193 I love birbs :-)

Posted by: Funsize at February 25, 2021 08:27 PM (EiPf6)

194 We should bootstrap the minimum wage to the cost of a half pint of E+J and two loose Swisher Sweets.

Posted by: Broseidon at February 25, 2021 08:28 PM (Fv+HA)

195 Another option would be to demand that the bill include a 10 year approval for the keystone pipeline, as well as directives for the dept of interior to sell/turn over 25% of federal land, and issue mineral exploitation permits on the rest for up to a certain value, say $400 billion.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile

This is pretty genius.

Posted by: lizabth at February 25, 2021 08:28 PM (L3Rsz)

196 To be totally honest with you, I didn't think individual states had minimum wages until I left TX for AK and saw that they had their own minimum wage. (As you might gather from that, TX does not have a minimum wage. Only the federal one applies here.)

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 25, 2021 08:26 PM (49Dnm)



And you have no state income tax. And I'm gonna guess that if you are working for minimum wage you don't have much in the way of property taxes...

Posted by: buzzion at February 25, 2021 08:28 PM (vMCab)

197
Was that before or after they parked it on the beach at low tide and drowned it?
Posted by: hogmartin at February 25, 2021 08:23 PM (t+qrx)


I think it was the last thing they did with it before it got mounted in the studio.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 25, 2021 08:28 PM (Zz0t1)

198 Turtle McConnell must be feeling some heat. Sez he will back Trump in 2024 if he is the nominee...LOL!
Posted by: lizabth at February 25, 2021 08:26 PM (L3Rsz)


The establishment gambled that a blue wave in 2020 would not only remove Trump, but humiliate him. Instead it was obvious that they screwed him over, and now the base is pissed.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 25, 2021 08:28 PM (jOcSX)

199 a minimum wage removes the judgement of the small business owner from the equation


which is fucked up

Posted by: Devito Moose at February 25, 2021 08:29 PM (6iURM)

200 Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 25, 2021 08:24 PM (jOcSX)

Or, easier? Follow the damn Constitution?

Where does Congress get the power to dictate wages?

The good and plenty clause?

This is a STATE issue.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 25, 2021 08:29 PM (oHd/0)

201 Turtle McConnell must be feeling some heat. Sez he will back Trump in 2024 if he is the nominee...LOL!
Posted by: lizabth at February 25, 2021 08:26 PM (L3Rsz)

Too Late Mitch!!! Nice try you unsmiling sour hack!

Once Trump lays a label down it's difficult to shake off.

Especially one so fitting.

Posted by: jakee308 at February 25, 2021 08:29 PM (z96ye)

202 Get f*cked, McConnell.
Posted by: Cicero

I wonder if the RNC is feeling the pain in their coffers for their anti-Trumpisms.

Posted by: lizabth at February 25, 2021 08:29 PM (L3Rsz)

203 188 Turtle McConnell must be feeling some heat. Sez he will back Trump in 2024 if he is the nominee...LOL!
---------
Like he backed Trump in 2020? Yeah right, DIAF you Establishment sellout.

Posted by: exdem13 at February 25, 2021 08:29 PM (W+kMI)

204 With millions and millions of people crashing the border, and few speaking English, and most have no actual education like arithmetic or reading, the concept of a minimum wage is a joke.
And the joke is on regular Americans.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 25, 2021 08:29 PM (sy5kK)

205 That top gear ep made me want a HiLux, anything that can take a beating like that i'd keep and love forever.

I wish i could learn about cars via tinkering but its all computers now.

Posted by: Funsize at February 25, 2021 08:30 PM (EiPf6)

206 >>Turtle McConnell must be feeling some heat. Sez he will back Trump in 2024 if he is the nominee...LOL!
Posted by: lizabth

He feels no heat. He's the swamp king. I think he just enjoys sticking in the knife a bit.

I could be too cynical.

Posted by: squeakywheel at February 25, 2021 08:30 PM (iDGpQ)

207 Instead it was obvious that they screwed him over, and now the base is pissed.
Posted by: Colorado Alex

That is for DAMN sure.

Posted by: lizabth at February 25, 2021 08:30 PM (L3Rsz)

208 Dems...

Lets let in a bunch of foreign low wage workers.
After having closed many businesses for a Year.

ANNDDDd make rural America raise their minimum wage to city prices.

Can you say, recipe for destroying small rural businesses?

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 25, 2021 08:30 PM (oHd/0)

209 Turtle McConnell must be feeling some heat. Sez he will back Trump in 2024 if he is the nominee...LOL!

Here Charlie Brown, I'll hold the football and you come running up and kick it!

Posted by: Mookie at February 25, 2021 08:31 PM (u+Y3T)

210 we got a lot of turtles around here and they're pretty cute

Mitch needs a new nickname, like fuckwad

Posted by: REDACTED at February 25, 2021 08:31 PM (6iURM)

211 And you have no state income tax. And I'm gonna guess that if you are working for minimum wage you don't have much in the way of property taxes...
Posted by: buzzion at February 25, 2021 08:28 PM (vMCab)

Third highest property tax burden in the country. People do cheerfully turn over money to local jurisdictions and never question it. Well, almost never. Sometimes bond issues get shot down...
(Psst...TX peeps, support HB 749, which is meant to make taxpayer-funded lobbying illegal. Yes, organizations like the Texas Association of Counties and the Texas Association of School Boards are some of the biggest lobbies in Austin...and they are funded by your property taxes.)

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 25, 2021 08:31 PM (49Dnm)

212 Toyota Hilux/Tacoma/Truck has been rated #1 by African Warlord and Associates for about 40 years in a row. That's marketing that money can't buy!

Posted by: CppThis at February 25, 2021 08:31 PM (zcf1k)

213 Or, easier? Follow the damn Constitution?

Where does Congress get the power to dictate wages?

The good and plenty clause?

This is a STATE issue.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 25, 2021 08:29 PM (oHd/0)


I'd love to, but that has as much a chance as 1994 Kathy Ireland riding in on a unicorn to give me a handy.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 25, 2021 08:32 PM (jOcSX)

214 When the economy was rolling along how many people were only making minimum wage? When unemployment was around 3% places were advertising 11-12$ to start with 0 experience. There is zero reason for a minimum wage.

Posted by: Jen the original at February 25, 2021 08:32 PM (XSOeC)

215 "I wish i could learn about cars via tinkering but its all computers now."

I have a recurring software problem with my clothes washer, which has more computing power than Apollo 13 and its Houston ground control

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 25, 2021 08:32 PM (ZHVt1)

216 Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 25, 2021 08:31 PM (49Dnm)

Yeah, the biggest payer of Lobbyists in the US is Big Tech.

But most don't know that the Fed Gov itself, pays for Lobbyists, to Lobby, itself.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 25, 2021 08:32 PM (oHd/0)

217 204 With millions and millions of people crashing the border, and few speaking English, and most have no actual education like arithmetic or reading, the concept of a minimum wage is a joke.
And the joke is on regular Americans.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 25, 2021 08:29 PM (sy5kK)

Many Americans cannot put two and two together (and when they do, they WILL assure you that 2+2=5).

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 25, 2021 08:33 PM (49Dnm)

218 212 Toyota Hilux/Tacoma/Truck has been rated #1 by African Warlord and Associates for about 40 years in a row. That's marketing that money can't buy!
Posted by: CppThis at February 25, 2021 08:31 PM (zcf1k)

they used to be partial to the Ford Courier

Posted by: REDACTED at February 25, 2021 08:33 PM (6iURM)

219 saw a ball eagle today snacking on roadkill.

and no, not a metaphor for the sorry-ass state of the republic.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 25, 2021 07:58 PM (AKJpt)


I've seen videos of eagles fighting over buckets of fish guts on the back of a pickup. Gorgeous birds but total trash slobs when it comes to eating.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at February 25, 2021 08:34 PM (y7DUB)

220 Its funny how the Rand Paul's "furious exchange" with Richard/Rachel Levine is the top story. It wasn't furious at all; Levine looked sedated and repeated the same phrase about the issue being 'complicated' when pressed for a succinct answer. No fury whatsoever.

But the Syria thing today takes second seat to the "fury" that is Rand Paul.

Posted by: squeakywheel at February 25, 2021 08:34 PM (iDGpQ)

221 Here we go with Democrat wars. trump was getting us of the Shit-Holes and Biden is now pulling an Obama to get us back in those conflicts so is buddies in the MIC can make $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ on building weapons to KILL PEOPLE AND CHILDREN OF COLOR !!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: James at February 25, 2021 08:34 PM (TdWJo)

222 Yeah, the biggest payer of Lobbyists in the US is Big Tech.

But most don't know that the Fed Gov itself, pays for Lobbyists, to Lobby, itself.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 25, 2021 08:32 PM (oHd/0)

...on the FEDERAL level. In TX, on the STATE level, lobbies financed by governments like school boards, counties, special purpose districts, etc.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 25, 2021 08:34 PM (49Dnm)

223 "188 Turtle McConnell must be feeling some heat. Sez he will back Trump in 2024 if he is the nominee...LOL!

Posted by: lizabth at February 25, 2021 08:26 PM (L3Rsz) "


LOL, they think we're gonna forget & forgive if they blow enough smoke ...
was laughing earlier about how conservative all of the pissy nevertrumpers over at insty have gotten all of a sudden ...

*spits*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 25, 2021 08:35 PM (AKJpt)

224 219 saw a ball eagle today snacking on roadkill.

and no, not a metaphor for the sorry-ass state of the republic.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 25, 2021 07:58 PM (AKJpt)

I've seen videos of eagles fighting over buckets of fish guts on the back of a pickup. Gorgeous birds but total trash slobs when it comes to eating.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at February 25, 2021 08:34 PM (y7DUB)



You could have listened to me and had a delicious bird for mascot but noooooo...

Posted by: B. Franklin at February 25, 2021 08:35 PM (vMCab)

225 Third highest property tax burden in the country. People do cheerfully turn over money to local jurisdictions and never question it. Well, almost never. Sometimes bond issues get shot down...
(Psst...TX peeps, support HB 749, which is meant to make taxpayer-funded lobbying illegal. Yes, organizations like the Texas Association of Counties and the Texas Association of School Boards are some of the biggest lobbies in Austin...and they are funded by your property taxes.)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 25, 2021 08:31 PM (49Dnm)

my highest monthly outlay , besides booze of course, is property tax

Posted by: REDACTED at February 25, 2021 08:35 PM (6iURM)

226 Many Americans cannot put two and two together (and when they do, they WILL assure you that 2+2=5).
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 25, 2021 08:33 PM (49Dnm)

Thas Raaaacisc....

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 25, 2021 08:36 PM (oHd/0)

227 I see now that Rand Paul is transphobic or what ever. Me too. Tired of this shit.

Posted by: dingbat at February 25, 2021 08:36 PM (ixAaq)

228 You could have listened to me and had a delicious bird for mascot but noooooo...
Posted by: B. Franklin

If we'd listened we wouldn't be eating them. They be protected.
They would be *everywhere* and a menace!

Posted by: AZ deplorable isolated at February 25, 2021 08:36 PM (gtatv)

229 94 55 Married for 27 years.

Congratulations, Hadrian! That's wonderful.

Posted by: Russkilitlover at February 25, 2021 08:37 PM (99Nt9)

230 227 I see now that Rand Paul is transphobic or what ever. Me too. Tired of this shit.
Posted by: dingbat at February 25, 2021 08:36 PM (ixAaq)

A Phobia is an irrational fear.

My fear of what they are doing to our society, is totally rational.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 25, 2021 08:37 PM (oHd/0)

231 Birds are some gangsta-ass mofos

Posted by: North Idaho Birder at February 25, 2021 08:37 PM (f8170)

232 One of the 5 backyard kittehs, the dilute calico, came up to me in the backyard today. We were doing a lot of "meow"ing back and forth. Then it happened. Now Pretty Girl is snuggled against me on the couch.

Posted by: SFGoth at February 25, 2021 08:38 PM (hyUPo)

233 231 Birds are some gangsta-ass mofos
Posted by: North Idaho Birder at February 25, 2021 08:37 PM (f8170)

Yeah, but we've got yer back....

Posted by: Windmill Power Lobby at February 25, 2021 08:38 PM (oHd/0)

234 I've seen videos of eagles fighting over buckets of fish guts on the back of a pickup. Gorgeous birds but total trash slobs when it comes to eating.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at February 25, 2021 08:34 PM (y7DUB)


oh, I've seen worse

I've done worse

Posted by: Spaulding Smails at February 25, 2021 08:38 PM (6iURM)

235 They would be *everywhere* and a menace!
Posted by: AZ deplorable isolated at February 25, 2021 08:36 PM (gtatv)

turkeys are dumber than chickens.

Posted by: jakee308 at February 25, 2021 08:38 PM (z96ye)

236 Ahhh, the decompression chamber is functional.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at February 25, 2021 08:39 PM (HaL55)

237 228 You could have listened to me and had a delicious bird for mascot but noooooo...
Posted by: B. Franklin

If we'd listened we wouldn't be eating them. They be protected.
They would be *everywhere* and a menace!
Posted by: AZ deplorable isolated at February 25, 2021 08:36 PM (gtatv)



If bald eagle was delicious it never would have been endangered.

Posted by: B. Franklin at February 25, 2021 08:39 PM (vMCab)

238 One of the 5 backyard kittehs, the dilute calico, came up to me in the backyard today. We were doing a lot of "meow"ing back and forth. Then it happened. Now Pretty Girl is snuggled against me on the couch.

"You'll do. I iz indoor kitteh now..."

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 25, 2021 08:39 PM (jOcSX)

239 Those moose veal are damn cute.

Posted by: Muad'dib at February 25, 2021 08:39 PM (ypulW)

240 232 One of the 5 backyard kittehs, the dilute calico, came up to me in the backyard today. We were doing a lot of "meow"ing back and forth. Then it happened. Now Pretty Girl is snuggled against me on the couch.
---------
Pretty Girl has it made now.

Posted by: exdem13 at February 25, 2021 08:39 PM (W+kMI)

241 So.

Apparently middle eastern ears are back in vogue.

Glad Biden is there, GOPe?!

Posted by: WitchDoktor at February 25, 2021 08:40 PM (wGxSf)

242 230 227 I see now that Rand Paul is transphobic or what ever. Me too. Tired of this shit.
Posted by: dingbat at February 25, 2021 08:36 PM (ixAaq)

A Phobia is an irrational fear.

My fear of what they are doing to our society, is totally rational.
===
If the nut case wants to cut off his dick, go for it. If she wants to stick a carrot up her hoohaw, go for it. BUT don't tell my offspring that it is normal and they should too. I fucking hate these people. HATE!!!!

Posted by: dingbat at February 25, 2021 08:41 PM (ixAaq)

243 RNC asking me for $$$$. A copy of my reply:

You cocksuckers have stabbed me in the back all my fucking life. Now, the Democrats want me dead, and they will make that happen. You helped them. Don't ever ask me for another fucking commie red cent. Fuck off.

Was this too polite?

Posted by: Lewis Medlock at February 25, 2021 08:41 PM (BqtKl)

244 Those moose veal are damn cute.
Yep. Are they edible IRL?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at February 25, 2021 08:41 PM (HaL55)

245 243 RNC asking me for $$$$. A copy of my reply:

You cocksuckers have stabbed me in the back all my fucking life. Now, the Democrats want me dead, and they will make that happen. You helped them. Don't ever ask me for another fucking commie red cent. Fuck off.

Was this too polite?
Posted by: Lewis Medlock at February 25, 2021 08:41 PM (BqtKl)



You didn't give them money. They won't read it. Also they wouldn't have read it even if you did give them money.

Posted by: buzzion at February 25, 2021 08:42 PM (vMCab)

246 >Those moose veal are damn cute.
Yep. Are they edible IRL?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at February 25, 2021 08:41 PM (HaL55)


Yep! The tastiest of the deer family IMHO.

Posted by: Muad'dib at February 25, 2021 08:43 PM (ypulW)

247 You cocksuckers have stabbed me in the back all my fucking life. Now, the Democrats want me dead, and they will make that happen. You helped them. Don't ever ask me for another fucking commie red cent. Fuck off.

Was this too polite?
Posted by: Lewis Medlock at February 25, 2021 08:41 PM (BqtKl)

Yes.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 25, 2021 08:43 PM (oHd/0)

248 Biden bombs Iranian backed rebels in Syria? I thought Iran was our friend now that Trump is gone ? Why don't you take out their Nuke Facilities Uncle Joe ???

Posted by: James at February 25, 2021 08:43 PM (TdWJo)

249 They can't get this much stuff and NOT find something to call illegal.

The millions of pages of documents, sources say, contain Trump's tax returns spanning from January 2011 to August 2019, as well as financial statements, engagement agreements, documents relating to the preparation and review of tax returns, and work papers and communications related to the tax returns.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 25, 2021 08:44 PM (V7LOe)

250 Bald eagles are trash pandas with wings. They'll eat any shit they can choke down.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 25, 2021 08:44 PM (03n3v)

251 A Phobia is an irrational fear.

My fear of what they are doing to our society, is totally rational.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 25, 2021 08:37 PM (oHd/0)

Right. I'm not phobic, I'm averse.

Posted by: April at February 25, 2021 08:44 PM (OX9vb)

252 CAiE - the right cat doesn't say "you'll do", it says "i love you".

Posted by: SFGoth at February 25, 2021 08:45 PM (hyUPo)

253 Saw a good one, "Somebody needs to wake up Joe and tell him he's bombing Syria."

Posted by: lowandslow at February 25, 2021 08:45 PM (qH6FZ)

254 If the nut case wants to cut off his dick, go for it. If she wants to stick a carrot up her hoohaw, go for it. BUT don't tell my offspring that it is normal and they should too. I fucking hate these people. HATE!!!!
Posted by: dingbat at February 25, 2021 08:41 PM (ixAaq)

We are creating a large number of people, who will need medical help their entire lives.

That cost, will be born by the rest of society, because, we have become such wimps we won't make them pay for their own pathologies.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 25, 2021 08:45 PM (oHd/0)

255 "174 @137:

China probably wants Biden stripped of nuclear launch authority ahead of their scheduled invasion of Taiwan
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat"
*****
That actually makes sense.

Posted by: Cosda at February 25, 2021 08:45 PM (VI+Ae)

256 Sigh.... no bats.
Dat eagle, tho.....
That was a pretty terrific video and story. Thank you, kind sir!

Posted by: Appycay at February 25, 2021 08:46 PM (8G3+Q)

257 243 RNC asking me for $$$$. A copy of my reply:

You cocksuckers have stabbed me in the back all my fucking life. Now, the Democrats want me dead, and they will make that happen. You helped them. Don't ever ask me for another fucking commie red cent. Fuck off.

Was this too polite?
===
I suggest you held back. There are only 2 F bombs. But I will copy and use when my cocksucking sen THOM tillis asks for $. But he probably won't because he doesn't give a shit for about 5 years. He'll devote his time to insider stock deals.

Posted by: dingbat at February 25, 2021 08:46 PM (ixAaq)

258 Yep! The tastiest of the deer family IMHO.

One of the many blessings and benefits of growing up in the South was working with a gaggle of deer hunters. I never needed to go hunting because they'd always give me excess venison. For which I thanked them profusely. Venison is fine eatin'. Good for you too, only around 4% fat.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at February 25, 2021 08:46 PM (HaL55)

259 Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 25, 2021 08:44 PM (V7LOe)

Especially if you call three different IRS agents with the same question, you will get three different answers.

This has been PROVEN.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 25, 2021 08:46 PM (oHd/0)

260 It should be "fobia". Otherwise, it's both white supremacy and cultural appropriation. That's phat!

Posted by: SFGoth at February 25, 2021 08:46 PM (hyUPo)

261 LeftCoast Dawg

I talked with a very knowledgeable Republican Precinct Chairman here in Kansas.

They have one power: to replace resigning office holders. That is it. That is why there are so many spots open. No real power.

The power to set policy and sometimes candidates is in the Delegates to the State GOP. A separate list. Delegate slots are mostly filled with Apparatchiks. This is where it needs to be taken over, but it is much more hardened.

Usually, the GOP Leadership (State/National) runs things, without any input from the base. But we know that.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 25, 2021 08:47 PM (u82oZ)

262 There is zero reason for a minimum wage.
Posted by: Jen the original at February 25, 2021 08:32 PM (XSOeC)

The minimum wage can, and should, be "Res tantum valet quantum vendi potest."

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 25, 2021 08:47 PM (49Dnm)

263 It's cute that the cat let you think that you made the decision to keep it.

Posted by: Broseidon at February 25, 2021 08:48 PM (Fv+HA)

264 Can't we all just get along? The fighting is making people batty!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KesNFuls9Q8

Posted by: exdem13 at February 25, 2021 08:48 PM (W+kMI)

265 Yep! The tastiest of the deer family IMHO.
Posted by: Muad'dib at February 25, 2021 08:43 PM (ypulW)

nope, elk

Posted by: REDACTED at February 25, 2021 08:48 PM (6iURM)

266 China doesn't want biden to have nuke codes ahead of its invasion of taiwan b/c it's afraid he'll nuke taiwan.

Posted by: SFGoth at February 25, 2021 08:49 PM (hyUPo)

267 Yeah bald eagles are kinda trash but it works because, at heat, we're the country that will cut your fucking throat if you tax our tea, so yeah, we'll throw hands over some fish guts.

Posted by: Broseidon at February 25, 2021 08:49 PM (Fv+HA)

268 >>Usually, the GOP Leadership (State/National) runs things, without any input from the base. But we know that.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

That's been my experience here in NH, too. The delegates hold quite a bit of power.

Posted by: squeakywheel at February 25, 2021 08:50 PM (iDGpQ)

269 One of the many blessings and benefits of growing up in the South was working with a gaggle of deer hunters. I never needed to go hunting because they'd always give me excess venison. For which I thanked them profusely. Venison is fine eatin'. Good for you too, only around 4% fat.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at February 25, 2021 08:46 PM (HaL55)

I had a good friend back in the day who hunts, but is not much of a cooker, and neither is his wife.

Anyways, I was lucky enough to get invited to a weekly get together at his house for "deers and beers." I'd had venison before but it was always very meh. But I'm a pretty good cook, so I looked up the right way to cook it and whatnot, and HOLY SHIT venison can be delicious. But it is SUPER easy to overcook, because, as you say, not a lot of fan. But with a meat thermometer and patience on a charcoal grill, it really is delicious. Overcooked its gamey and has a weird aftertaste though.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 25, 2021 08:51 PM (UPoLF)

270 250 Bald eagles are trash pandas with wings. They'll eat any shit they can choke down.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 25, 2021 08:44 PM (03n3v)

bunch of pussies

Posted by: great blue heron at February 25, 2021 08:51 PM (6iURM)

271 Happy early evening, Horde!

About $40 worth of parts, tools, and supplies, and my newly-bought Suburban has a steering box that doesn't piss out all the fluid in the reservoir in under 5 miles. Steering wheel is still off-center, and it pulls weakly to the right as a result, but nowhere as bad as it was when I drove it from where I bought it. Some goober had messed it up big-time. I can center the steering wheel easily enough. Otherwise, it drives fine, stops straight and quietly. I am very pleased with it, for an $800 truck.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 25, 2021 08:51 PM (mzC78)

272 fan = fat*

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 25, 2021 08:51 PM (UPoLF)

273 SFGoth

China has an unusually large amount of National Wealth in just a few megacities and conurbations.

Just saying.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 25, 2021 08:51 PM (u82oZ)

274 A phobia is a disability. How can they criticize the disabled?

Posted by: ... at February 25, 2021 08:51 PM (uEbPt)

275 I'll fight any of you faggots in the Octagon!?

Posted by: Peregrine Falcon at February 25, 2021 08:52 PM (Fv+HA)

276 My Silas tuxedo cat was an outside foundling. Hopped out of the neighbor's bushes and said "I immediately love you, you are my daddy now" 25 lb goombah now.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 25, 2021 08:52 PM (V7LOe)

277 250 Bald eagles are trash pandas with wings. They'll eat any shit they can choke down.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 25, 2021 08:44 PM (03n3v)

Those fuckers are always on the beach when we dipnet. They eat the worst of the leftover fish garbage. They will even fight for it with the seagulls.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 25, 2021 08:52 PM (okGHj)

278 Bald eagles are trash pandas with wings. They'll eat any shit they can choke down.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 25, 2021 08:44 PM (03n3v)

bunch of pussies
Posted by: great blue heron at February 25, 2021 08:51 PM (6iURM)


Pffft...

Posted by: Seagull, with a tummy full of beer caps and cigarette butts at February 25, 2021 08:52 PM (A840S)

279 nope, elk
Posted by: REDACTED

Do they make buns big enough to put an elk on them?

Posted by: Tonypete at February 25, 2021 08:53 PM (Rvt88)

280 Thanks, Don, for posting. I have the same experience on my iPhone. Don't know nothing about no minxes.

Posted by: BarcelonaCarmen at February 25, 2021 08:54 PM (+CiEK)

281 I've seen a bald eagle grab a surface pike
Yay Voyageurs.

Posted by: DaveA at February 25, 2021 08:54 PM (FhXTo)

282 Baby moose are cute, but don't go out there if mama is around, and you can't always see her. She will stomp you straight to hell if you mess with her babies.

She's an Alaska mom, see?

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 25, 2021 08:54 PM (okGHj)

283 Well how about that -- Per Insty, France has banned mail-in ballots and voting machines.

Sigh. If only we could have nice things too. oh well

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 25, 2021 08:54 PM (F0YaR)

284 Do they make buns big enough to put an elk on them?
Posted by: Tonypete at February 25, 2021 08:53 PM (Rvt8


Kim Kardasian

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 25, 2021 08:54 PM (AiZBA)

285 Some goober had messed it up big-time.

As Vice Grip Garage says "We'll do the right thing, and forget we saw that"

or

"I'll fix on that steering wheel later... probably not"

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 25, 2021 08:54 PM (V7LOe)

286 AOP, are you going to try taking the $800 Suburban across the border?

Posted by: lowandslow at February 25, 2021 08:54 PM (qH6FZ)

287 Do they make buns big enough to put an elk on them?
Posted by: Tonypete at February 25, 2021 08:53 PM (Rvt8

in a word

FUCKING YEAH

Posted by: Meggie Mac at February 25, 2021 08:54 PM (6iURM)

288 Pretty Girl has it made now.
Posted by: exdem13 at February 25, 2021 08:39 PM (W+kMI)

Awww!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 25, 2021 08:54 PM (mzC78)

289 We have Elk on Fort Riley and the surrounding area. They are big.

In one sad story, a drunk hunter poaching hit the knee of a squad leader leading a route march, thinking they were elk. He was put in jail for a long time.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 25, 2021 08:55 PM (u82oZ)

290 nope, elk
Posted by: REDACTED at February 25, 2021 08:48 PM (6iURM)


My people called him Wapiti.

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren - remember me? Still Indian, here at February 25, 2021 08:55 PM (t+qrx)

291 Overcooked its gamey and has a weird aftertaste though.

Yep. It can be a little bit finicky to cook but once you've broken the code as you have, culinary bliss awaits.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at February 25, 2021 08:55 PM (HaL55)

292 Do they make buns big enough to put an elk on them?
Posted by: Tonypete

Now that I think about it I should reach out to Insom. After his experience last night, he should be considered an expert in big buns.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 25, 2021 08:55 PM (Rvt88)

293 Do they make buns big enough to put an elk on them?
Posted by: Tonypete at February 25, 2021 08:53 PM (Rvt8

Posted by: REDACTED at February 25, 2021 08:55 PM (6iURM)

294 The minimum wage can, and should, be "Res tantum valet quantum vendi potest."
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 25, 2021 08:47 PM (49Dnm)


And if you aren't wise enough to know how to read that, then you don't get paid, either.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 25, 2021 08:55 PM (okGHj)

295 So the base should just up and leave. I'm tired of hearing all the whining about the Gop. Fucking do something about your shjtty party or shut the f¥ck up. And "strongly-worded" emails with lots of invective and name-calling don't impress me.

Posted by: SFGoth at February 25, 2021 08:56 PM (hyUPo)

296 249 They can't get this much stuff and NOT find something to call illegal.

The millions of pages of documents, sources say, contain Trump's tax returns spanning from January 2011 to August 2019, as well as financial statements, engagement agreements, documents relating to the preparation and review of tax returns, and work papers and communications related to the tax returns.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 25, 2021 08:44 PM (V7LOe)


I'm in the group who thinks this has always been primarily for identifying and punishing those who do business with Trump rather than hitting Trump directly. The first round of """leaks""" containing the names and other personally identifying information of those people will hit Twatter soon. Any alleged illegal activity found would be gravy.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at February 25, 2021 08:56 PM (DTX3h)

297 Do they make buns big enough to put an elk on them?
Posted by: Tonypete at February 25, 2021 08:53 PM (Rvt8

we call them Lodge Muffins

Posted by: REDACTED at February 25, 2021 08:56 PM (6iURM)

298 I don't expect Beijing to do anything militarily WRT Taiwan, because no real need, plus, the economic interest is in status quo (Taiwan is largest investor in China). If for some reason the regime needs to whip up its very crudely jingoistic (on the Taiwan issue) populace, with primitive nationalist agitation, then maybe.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 25, 2021 08:56 PM (OTzUX)

299 gotta love a hash that ends with

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 25, 2021 08:56 PM (V7LOe)

300 My people called him Wapiti.
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren - remember me? Still Indian, here at February 25, 2021 08:55 PM (t+qrx)

No, you ignorant slut, that's just what Uncle Dorkface calls them when he's blotto and slobbery.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 25, 2021 08:56 PM (okGHj)

301 AOP - good job !

Posted by: JT at February 25, 2021 08:56 PM (arJlL)

302
If President Trump is smart, he'll say he's running for the Senate in '22. He won't say where, though. That'll 1) make heads explode, 2) expose more Republican Shits, 3) keep Republicans on their toes and thinking twice about abetting the Democrats, and 4) Suck up ALL the Dollars from all the other R senators.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 25, 2021 08:56 PM (EuI+k)

303 Fauxbia

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 25, 2021 08:56 PM (63Dwl)

304 AOP, are you going to try taking the $800 Suburban across the border?
Posted by: lowandslow at February 25, 2021 08:54 PM (qH6FZ)

I want to have that as an option, should the need arise. I am aware of the needed paperwork to do it, and know the drill.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 25, 2021 08:57 PM (mzC78)

305 SFGoth

I did leave. I'm Unaffiliated now.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 25, 2021 08:57 PM (u82oZ)

306 @JackPosobiec 15m

Kamala Harris was not informed prior to the Syrian bombing and is very upset about being left out of the loop, per WH official

*snort*

Posted by: Tami at February 25, 2021 08:57 PM (cF8AT)

307 "267 Yeah bald eagles are kinda trash but it works because, at heat, we're the country that will cut your fucking throat if you tax our tea, so yeah, we'll throw hands over some fish guts.

Posted by: Broseidon at February 25, 2021 08:49 PM (Fv+HA) "



This !


and congrats, AOP !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 25, 2021 08:57 PM (AKJpt)

308
As Vice Grip Garage says "We'll do the right thing, and forget we saw that"

or

"I'll fix on that steering wheel later... probably not"
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy


I like Derek.

Are you the one here who watches Andrew Camarata?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 25, 2021 08:58 PM (EuI+k)

309
I just discovered that my mother had fallen for some snake oil scam, something dubbed the "Exodus Effect". Some preacher has discovered some secret ingredient for some oil (hemp oil, CBD to be specific) that has magical healing and life extending properties. Why, turns out the ancient Israelites were given this formula by God and used in their desert wanderings.

$81 for a book on how to make this secret anointing/healing oil.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 25, 2021 08:58 PM (f1Vqw)

310 Tami: Of course she's upset, that bombing is killing a ton of brown people that she could have locked up for decades for minor drug crimes.

Posted by: Peregrine Falcon at February 25, 2021 08:58 PM (Fv+HA)

311 I am aware of the needed paperwork to do it, and know the drill.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 25, 2021 08:57 PM (mzC7

Just say you are in fear of your life. They just let you through.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 25, 2021 08:58 PM (V7LOe)

312 Yep. It can be a little bit finicky to cook but once you've broken the code as you have, culinary bliss awaits.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at February 25, 2021 08:55 PM (HaL55)

Really, it's all about having a good meat thermometer.

Beef is really forgiving because of all of the intramuscular fat. It tastes fine anywhere from rare to medium well.

Venison has a very small window (medium rare) where it tastes really good and has a good texture.

Chicken is kind of the same way. It's so easy to overcook, and then it gets super bland and stringy. But if you take it off at a medium or so (yes, I know what the FDA says, but fuck 'em, live a little), it's actually pretty juicy and flavorful.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 25, 2021 08:59 PM (UPoLF)

313 when I was a kid, I was helping another guy who had injured himself in Yellowstone.

I was jogging down the trail and ran upon a huge bull elk

scared the living shit out of me

Posted by: REDACTED at February 25, 2021 08:59 PM (6iURM)

314 From the purse snatch video:

Throws yellow flag... Personal foul... Horse-collar.... 15 yards... Automatic first down

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 25, 2021 08:59 PM (h1jJh)

315 309
I just discovered that my mother had fallen for some snake oil scam, something dubbed the "Exodus Effect". Some preacher has discovered some secret ingredient for some oil (hemp oil, CBD to be specific) that has magical healing and life extending properties. Why, turns out the ancient Israelites were given this formula by God and used in their desert wanderings.

$81 for a book on how to make this secret anointing/healing oil.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 25, 2021 08:58 PM (f1Vqw)



Wasn't pot from the Americas?

Posted by: buzzion at February 25, 2021 09:00 PM (vMCab)

316 Kamala Harris was not informed prior to the Syrian bombing and is very upset about being left out of the loop, per WH official

*snort*
Posted by: Tami at February 25, 2021 08:57 PM (cF8AT)


Well, then, did ANYBODY SENTIENT approve the bombing, or did we just do it?

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 25, 2021 09:00 PM (okGHj)

317 Speaking of eagles eating things.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtZ8sflW-HQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FFEpF4MJ-M

Posted by: exdem13 at February 25, 2021 09:00 PM (W+kMI)

318 Really, it's all about having a good meat thermometer.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes

I see, how you say, you are familiar with The Paolo.

Posted by: The Paolo at February 25, 2021 09:00 PM (Rvt88)

319 AOP - good job !
Posted by: JT at February 25, 2021 08:56 PM (arJlL)

Thanks! The seal on the output shaft was leaking badly. A seal kit was $9 vs $95 for a rebuilt box from Rock Auto. I figured I'd gamble the nine bucks.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 25, 2021 09:00 PM (mzC78)

320 rhomboid

Taiwan has 4 operating nuclear reactors. I would go public as soon as they have a working bomb.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 25, 2021 09:00 PM (u82oZ)

321 314 From the purse snatch video:

Throws yellow flag... Personal foul... Horse-collar.... 15 yards... Automatic first down
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 25, 2021 08:59 PM (h1jJh)


From the way she strutted away afterward, I don't think she cares one way or the other.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 25, 2021 09:00 PM (okGHj)

322 re you the one here who watches Andrew Camarata?


No. I'll check him out.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 25, 2021 09:00 PM (V7LOe)

323 For the reasons NaCly Dawg mentioned, and others, an incrementalist approach to making the GOP useful to the country and responsive to not just its base, but to the policy preferences of a clear majority of Americans on many key issues, is very unlikely to succeed.

But Beltway types and some others just can't get outside of their framework, in which only the "risks" of Dem dominance during the GOP-replacement phase are considered. The very real risk of anything *other than* the replacement of the GOP yielding the same results as "Dem dominance" are ignored. And given recent history, those risks are higher than those of a transition period.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 25, 2021 09:00 PM (OTzUX)

324 Well, then, did ANYBODY SENTIENT approve the bombing, or did we just do it?

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 25, 2021 09:00 PM (okGHj)

Champ

Posted by: Tami at February 25, 2021 09:00 PM (cF8AT)

325 Well, then, did ANYBODY SENTIENT approve the bombing, or did we just do it?
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief

Bide Pod said "What does THIS button do ?"

Posted by: JT at February 25, 2021 09:01 PM (arJlL)

326 Lemmiwinks

Are you a NFL Referee or Official in another life?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 25, 2021 09:01 PM (u82oZ)

327 Maybe one of the dogs ordered the bombing. I LOVE LOVIN IN THE WHITE HOUSE WIT MY DADDY DA PRESIDENT, WHAT HAPPENED IN SYRIA SURE IS RUFF

Posted by: Broseidon at February 25, 2021 09:01 PM (Fv+HA)

328 Chicken is kind of the same way. It's so easy to overcook, and then it gets super bland and stringy. But if you take it off at a medium or so (yes, I know what the FDA says, but fuck 'em, live a little), it's actually pretty juicy and flavorful.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 25, 2021 08:59 PM (UPoLF)

meat thermometer, huh ?

Posted by: Bald Eagle at February 25, 2021 09:02 PM (6iURM)

329 Hmm, tastes just like bald eagle!

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 25, 2021 09:02 PM (okGHj)

330
That Exodus Effect nonsense leads me to rant about Google (and Bing, too), and our high tech betters.

Google wants to keep us safe of course. Our tender little ears need hear no right-wing hate words to corrupt our precious bodily fluids.

But Google has no problem helping snake oil peddlers push their wares. A search on "Exodus Effect" will pop up pages of web sites extolling the virtues of said snake oil. I looked for 3 pages and still found no skeptical take on the magic oil.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 25, 2021 09:02 PM (f1Vqw)

331 Just say you are in fear of your life. They just let you through.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 25, 2021 08:58 PM (V7LOe)

Heh!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 25, 2021 09:02 PM (mzC78)

332 Virtual pub trivia last night asked me to name both Biden dogs, I absolutely refused

Posted by: Broseidon at February 25, 2021 09:03 PM (Fv+HA)

333
Get this:

Hasbro is streaming their GI Joe cartoon series right now:

https://youtu.be/EJtiYK9ZVeI

G.I. Joe Live | A Real American Hero (Full Episodes) | Live Now Hasbro Live Stream

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 25, 2021 09:03 PM (EuI+k)

334 327 Maybe one of the dogs ordered the bombing. I LOVE LOVIN IN THE WHITE HOUSE WIT MY DADDY DA PRESIDENT, WHAT HAPPENED IN SYRIA SURE IS RUFF
Posted by: Broseidon at February 25, 2021 09:01 PM (Fv+HA)



He made a bet with his granddaughter in Mario Kart that if she won the next game she could pick any country to bomb.

Posted by: buzzion at February 25, 2021 09:04 PM (vMCab)

335 Good evening, Horde.

What's up?

Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 25, 2021 09:04 PM (TdMsT)

336 Wasn't pot from the Americas?
Posted by: buzzion at February 25, 2021 09:00 PM (vMCab)

Nah, it grows wild in a lot of places.

I think they think it originally came from the hindu kush region, but idk if they know that for sure.

It was definitely in the middle east pre-biblical times though.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 25, 2021 09:04 PM (UPoLF)

337
YO JOE!

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 25, 2021 09:05 PM (EuI+k)

338 @MarkDice6m

Joe Biden bombed Syria tonight. Here's his spokesman when Trump did that

@jrpsaki Apr 6, 2017

Also what is the legal authority for strikes? Assad is a brutal dictator. But Syria is a sovereign country.

Posted by: Tami at February 25, 2021 09:05 PM (cF8AT)

339 If President Trump is smart, he'll say he's running for the Senate in
'22. He won't say where, though. That'll 1) make heads explode, 2)
expose more Republican Shits, 3) keep Republicans on their toes and
thinking twice about abetting the Democrats, and 4) Suck up ALL the
Dollars from all the other R senators.

That sounds sneaky and maybe a little bit underhanded.
I like it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at February 25, 2021 09:05 PM (HaL55)

340
hey, Ladyl

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 25, 2021 09:05 PM (poDdg)

341 I wonder who the first guy who was like "we should take the flowers of this ropey plant and smoke it and see what happens" and what led up to that fateful moment.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 25, 2021 09:05 PM (UPoLF)

342 329 Hmm, tastes just like bald eagle!
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 25, 2021 09:02 PM (okGHj)



They're dolphin free.

https://youtu.be/TIt89l0VZb0

Posted by: buzzion at February 25, 2021 09:05 PM (vMCab)

343 rhomboid

I can influence the delegates I know well, all one of them. The others I know are unchangeable. But I am going to be at the State GOP Convention in April. As a vender. Should be fun.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 25, 2021 09:05 PM (u82oZ)

344 333 Get this:
Hasbro is streaming their GI Joe cartoon series right now:
https://youtu.be/EJtiYK9ZVeI
G.I. Joe Live | A Real American Hero (Full Episodes) | Live Now Hasbro Live Stream
--------
Now we know, and knowing is half the battle.

Posted by: exdem13 at February 25, 2021 09:06 PM (W+kMI)

345 Hi AltonJackson!

Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 25, 2021 09:06 PM (TdMsT)

346 g'night

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 25, 2021 09:06 PM (AKJpt)

347 Yesterday the Michigan AG filed 24 separate charges against the gymnastics coach of the 2012 US womens team. Most were accusing the coach of human trafficking a couple were for sexual rape of minors and one for lying to police about his association with Larry Nasser. The coach agreed to turn himself in in Lansing before his arraignment at 2 pm. When he did not show the cops started looking for him. He was found at a rest stop on I96 at 3:45 dead by suicide.

Posted by: Jen the original at February 25, 2021 09:07 PM (XSOeC)

348 339 If President Trump is smart, he'll say he's running for the Senate in'22. He won't say where, though. That'll 1) make heads explode, 2)expose more Republican Shits, 3) keep Republicans on their toes andthinking twice about abetting the Democrats, and 4) Suck up ALL the Dollars from all the other R senators.

That sounds sneaky and maybe a little bit underhanded.
I like it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at February 25, 2021 09:05 PM (HaL55)

And buy a house in Kentucky.

Posted by: Tami at February 25, 2021 09:07 PM (cF8AT)

349 Tami:

National sovereignty? It's just been revoked...

Posted by: Broseidon at February 25, 2021 09:07 PM (Fv+HA)

350 Lemmiwinks



Are you a NFL Referee or Official in another life?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 25, 2021 09:01 PM (u82oZ)

+
Nope...played, coached, and watched plenty of football though.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 25, 2021 09:07 PM (h1jJh)

351 . Joe Live | A Real American Hero (Full Episodes) | Live Now Hasbro Live Stream
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 25, 2021 09:03 PM (EuI+k)

Awesome, now do transformers and star bl azers and my childhood will be relived

Posted by: A dude in MI at February 25, 2021 09:07 PM (/6GbT)

352
Gung Ho!
That's one of the names of the GI Joe team.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 25, 2021 09:07 PM (EuI+k)

353 When he did not show the cops started looking for him. He was found at a rest stop on I96 at 3:45 dead by suicide.
Posted by: Jen the original

Huh. He got life. Imagine that.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 25, 2021 09:08 PM (Rvt88)

354 Jen: Finally some good news!

Posted by: Broseidon at February 25, 2021 09:08 PM (Fv+HA)

355 Why spend $81 on a book about cannabidiol ("CBD") when you can spend that $81 on cannabidiol? IDGI. Also, marijuana did not originate here, though it may also have been here. I think it was growing in the indus valley millennia ago.

Posted by: SFGoth at February 25, 2021 09:09 PM (hyUPo)

356 An a la carte sniping by Trump (backing challengers in specific cases) has no chance of changing the fundamentals.

The truly unhinged Liz Cheney was re-elected to the House GOP leadership - don't forget this. And the House GOP is far less "gone" than the Senate.

Unless the Dems go full nukyler and eliminate the filibuster for legislative business in the Senate, the GOP currently can easily block any legislation (outside the budget resolution and reconciliation, which are "privileged" and come with their own special limits on debate and a majority-vote threshold).

"Taking the House" next year as a practical matter - given the make-up of the GOP, not just in the Beltway but most of the country - will be a non-event to anything that matters. It's likely, but in itself will mean little, just as all recent GOP "victories" - save the one Trump single-handedly created, after swiping the prez nomination - have yielded very little.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 25, 2021 09:09 PM (OTzUX)

357 306 @JackPosobiec 15m

Kamala Harris was not informed prior to the Syrian bombing and is very upset about being left out of the loop, per WH official

*snort*

Posted by: Tami at February 25, 2021 08:57 PM (cF8AT)


Kommie-la was only upset because she had no idea what a Syria is.

Posted by: Gref at February 25, 2021 09:10 PM (AMIL/)

358
Haha, and there's an indian...with an eagle perched on his shoulder!

So much glorious racism.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 25, 2021 09:10 PM (EuI+k)

359 Too bad Nassar didn't pop himself too, though I'm sure he's being treated very politely by his fellow inmates.

Posted by: Broseidon at February 25, 2021 09:10 PM (Fv+HA)

360 "Most were accusing the coach of human trafficking a couple were for sexual rape of minors and one for lying to police about his association with Larry Nasser."

Posted by: Jen the original at February 25, 2021 09:07 PM (XSOeC)

Is there such a thing as non-sexual rape of minors?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 25, 2021 09:11 PM (mzC78)

361 Tami, I'm sure the authorization is the same used by Trump admin. the last 4 years.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 25, 2021 09:12 PM (OTzUX)

362 AOP: We need to ask an expert - where's John Weaver?

Posted by: Broseidon at February 25, 2021 09:12 PM (Fv+HA)

363 rhomboid

Do you see any plausible intermediate to letting the entire system crash and disintegrate, before being put together on rational grounds?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 25, 2021 09:12 PM (u82oZ)

364 357. Wonder what Kammie told the various world leaders she has been talking with that this bombing has her upset about?

Posted by: Jen the original at February 25, 2021 09:12 PM (XSOeC)

365 Why spend $81 on a book about cannabidiol ("CBD") when you can spend that $81 on cannabidiol? IDGI. Also, marijuana did not originate here, though it may also have been here. I think it was growing in the indus valley millennia ago.
Posted by: SFGoth at February 25, 2021 09:09 PM (hyUPo)

If you put maple syrup on your French Toast, CBD will get you.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 25, 2021 09:13 PM (mzC78)

366
I'm sure Bill Kristol and the rest of NeverTrump are jacking off at the thought of another pointless war in the middle east.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 25, 2021 09:14 PM (f1Vqw)

367 And buy a house in Kentucky.
*snorfle* Much is the with the funneh that could be had.
OK, gotta fix B'Gal and me some supper. BBL

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at February 25, 2021 09:14 PM (HaL55)

368 358
Haha, and there's an indian...with an eagle perched on his shoulder!

So much glorious racism.
-------
The G.I. Joe show had less overt racism on display than any random Twitter topic thread. Half the team may have been stereotypes, but they were all treated equally well, and they were all proud Americans. I still fondly remember Sergeant Slaughter bullying the sexually and ethnically diverse squad in the movie.

Posted by: exdem13 at February 25, 2021 09:14 PM (W+kMI)

369 357. Wonder what Kammie told the various world leaders she has been talking with that this bombing has her upset about?
Posted by: Jen the original at February 25, 2021 09:12 PM (XSOeC)

Putin bombed that exact same group just 5 days ago.

Probably him saying 'Tell Joe thanks, the checks in the mail'.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 25, 2021 09:14 PM (oHd/0)

370 SFGoth at February 25, 2021 08:56 PM

-----

On my way to Rural King for a flamethrower then.

Posted by: Lewis Medlock at February 25, 2021 09:14 PM (BqtKl)

371 357306JackPosobiec 15m

Kamala Harris was not informed prior to the Syrian bombing and is very upset about being left out of the loop, per WH official
snort
Posted by: Tami at February 25, 2021 08:57 PM (cF8AT)
Kommie-la was only upset because she had no idea what a Syria is.
Posted by: Gref at February 25, 2021 09:10 PM (AMIL/)


I skeptical and suspicious that this is a lie planted just so they can say "See Racist Rapey Fingers isn't a senile old fool and is actually in control and making the decisions!"

Posted by: buzzion at February 25, 2021 09:14 PM (vMCab)

372 AOP. No. I was trying to avoid saying the actual charge. It was for the forcible penetration of a minor under the age of 16.

Posted by: Jen the original at February 25, 2021 09:14 PM (XSOeC)

373 Who caused the United States more damage, Syria...or Wuhan China ?

Posted by: runner at February 25, 2021 09:15 PM (zr5Kq)

374 Also what is the legal authority for strikes? Assad is a brutal dictator. But Syria is a sovereign country.

Posted by: Tami at February 25, 2021 09:05 PM (cF8AT)

It's only a matter of time before they strike back in our country. A couple Syrian Troops go sit outside a military post and shoot the place up.
Legit response.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 25, 2021 09:15 PM (axyOa)

375 Putin bombed that exact same group just 5 days ago.

Probably him saying 'Tell Joe thanks, the checks in the mail'.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 25, 2021 09:14 PM (oHd/0)

Guess who's colluding with the Russians now?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 25, 2021 09:15 PM (mzC78)

376 SF Goth:

From the History Channel:
"The cannabis or hemp plant originally evolved in Central Asia before people introduced the plant into Africa, Europe and eventually the Americas. Hemp fiber was used to make clothing, paper, sails and rope, and its seeds were used as food."

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 25, 2021 09:16 PM (u82oZ)

377 Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 25, 2021 08:58 PM (f1Vqw)

I'm sorry publius. When dad started failing mentally, he would just pile up his mail, even junk. When he would leave the room I would take the important shit and through away the scam shit. It got so I started to answer the phone. All scammers got an earful and a threat to report them to the FCC. those people are just horrible human beings.

Posted by: Infidel at February 25, 2021 09:16 PM (JKh2y)

378 371 357306JackPosobiec 15m

Kamala Harris was not informed prior to the Syrian bombing and is very upset about being left out of the loop, per WH official
snort
Posted by: Tami at February 25, 2021 08:57 PM (cF8AT)
Kommie-la was only upset because she had no idea what a Syria is.
Posted by: Gref at February 25, 2021 09:10 PM (AMIL/)

I skeptical and suspicious that this is a lie planted just so they can say "See Racist Rapey Fingers isn't a senile old fool and is actually in control and making the decisions!"
Posted by: buzzion at February 25, 2021 09:14 PM (vMCab)

It just makes me think there's a power struggle between different factions trying to control the dementia patient.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 25, 2021 09:16 PM (Zm+LZ)

379 Pixy seems to be picky tonight.

Posted by: Infidel at February 25, 2021 09:16 PM (JKh2y)

380 Who caused the United States more damage, Syria...or Wuhan China ?
Posted by: runner

Fauci, Schumer, Pelosi, and Soros.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 25, 2021 09:17 PM (u82oZ)

381 Kamala is upset because all of those bombs could have been used in Appalachia instead

Posted by: Broseidon at February 25, 2021 09:17 PM (Fv+HA)

382 AOP. No. I was trying to avoid saying the actual charge. It was for the forcible penetration of a minor under the age of 16.
Posted by: Jen the original at February 25, 2021 09:14 PM (XSOeC)

Ah, OK then. But was the guy really guilty of those crimes himself, or was he just being scapegoated for having allowed Nasser to do what he did?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 25, 2021 09:18 PM (mzC78)

383 runner

Forgot Paul Ryan, the FBI, CIA, and the DOJ. And the current Minority leader of the Senate.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 25, 2021 09:18 PM (u82oZ)

384 NaCly, it's all general speculation, but as well founded as that done by anyone - I think the risks of trying to change/take over the GOP are indistinguishable from those of "Dem dominance" in a period where the GOP has been split/destroyed on the way to something new.

But generally I don't see any crashing or burning (beyond the sort we're already living), nothing dramatic, in general. Everyone here seems certain that some dramatic specific events will change the picture. Doubt it. These *are* "the burning times". It's chronicled by ace here, daily.

Look at the last year. No evidence whatever that the populace, political class, or institutions would react to any dramatic events properly, or learn any lessons. 2008. Tea Party. Plenty of people were rightly upset/opposed to what was done. Result: nothing.

The inertia of American wealth and development have allowed for all the stupid ruination we've witnessed for years, and I see no reason that won't continue.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 25, 2021 09:18 PM (OTzUX)

385

The Senate parliamentarian has ruled that Democrats' $15 minimum wage provision cannot be included in President Biden's COVID relief bill.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 25, 2021 09:20 PM (63Dwl)

386 rhomboid

Thank you.

That is an Ah, so. There is a lot of ruin in a country. Maybe it will lest until I shuffle off this mortal coil.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 25, 2021 09:20 PM (u82oZ)

387
Have you all seen this freak?
Danish Unibrow Girl?

No?

Well, let Nick Dipaolo tell you about this lovely dane.

https://youtu.be/UOkU3qI4C8s

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 25, 2021 09:21 PM (EuI+k)

388 3,2,1

Posted by: Braenyard, Patriot dog, starving the beast at February 25, 2021 09:24 PM (CZm2G)

389 The nuclear code thing is just a way to say "It's been a month. Banish Crazy Grandpa and lets get on with the Kam 'n Corey Show."

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 25, 2021 09:25 PM (Ndje9)

390 Any ruling of the Senate parliamentarian can be put to a vote (the only vehicles that had some legit purity/protection from having non-germane stuff added, back when I was there, were the budget resolution and reconciliation).

So unless I'm missing something the Senate could vote to over-rule the parliamentarian.

Best all-time dispute I witnessed pitted Robert Byrd (last senator to really know the rules and history) against Dole's parliamentarian (or Mitchell's?). Anyway, everybody went quiet and just let Byrd handle it. It came down to whether a footnote to the Senate rules was a roman, or arabic, numeral (not kidding). Byrd won. Don't recall the underlying issue but that was 10,000 years ago, when the body would let such a dispute be settled by the actual experts, and not just vote to get their way.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 25, 2021 09:25 PM (OTzUX)

391
The Sliders enter a Soviet America, but they get to escape. We do not.

https://youtu.be/eVt2Pi6iAkU

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 25, 2021 09:28 PM (EuI+k)

392 So the base should just up and leave. I'm tired of hearing all the whining about the Gop. Fucking do something about your shjtty party or shut the fuck up. And "strongly-worded" emails with lots of invective and name-calling don't impress me.

----

What else are we supposed to do, ya Moron

Posted by: Stork at February 25, 2021 09:28 PM (ax+c2)

393 Take It Up The Ass For Joe!

Posted by: State Department at February 25, 2021 09:28 PM (pbStR)

394
Anyone remember the Wordly Wise books with the owl on it?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 25, 2021 09:29 PM (EuI+k)

395
SRA

Hooked On Phonics

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 25, 2021 09:30 PM (EuI+k)

396 Take It Up The Ass For Joe!
Posted by: State Department at February 25, 2021 09:28 PM (pbStR)

How do you address Biden's China delegation?

"Avast, ye swabbees!"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 25, 2021 09:30 PM (mzC78)

397 19 What's a toerag?
Posted by: Taqiyyologist
____________________________________
$50 - same as in the city.

sorry... it had to be done.

Posted by: 496 at February 25, 2021 09:31 PM (U1eOr)

398 "The cannabis or hemp plant originally evolved in Central Asia before people introduced the plant into Africa, Europe and eventually the Americas. Hemp fiber was used to make clothing, paper, sails and rope, and its seeds were used as food."
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 25, 2021 09:16 PM (u82oZ)

If you read Herodotus, he says the Scythians used to build teepees as part of their funeral celebrations. They would build a fire, pile cannabis onto it, sit in the teepee and get baked out of their gourds.

They also flayed skin from dead enemies and tanned it to make quivers for their arrows. Dunno if those two things are related...

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at February 25, 2021 09:31 PM (gAFsE)

399 397 19 What's a toerag?
Posted by: Taqiyyologist
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$50 - same as in the city.

sorry... it had to be done.
Posted by: 496
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And THEN I see it's been done. crap.

Posted by: 496 at February 25, 2021 09:32 PM (U1eOr)

400 re: Syria

All Biden did was hit a few empty border shacks. Headfake to look tough on Iran. In reality, he picked up right where Obama left off; trying to use ISIL to give Syria to the Ayatollah. Along with the nukes.

Kirby: "At President Joe Biden's direction US military forces earlier this evening launched airstrikes against infrastructure utlilized by Iranian-backed militant groups in Eastern Syria"

Posobiec: One thing people arent picking up on is how focused the Biden White House is on Syria. They want Assad and his generals gone. This is taking up way more of their time than they are letting on publicly

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 25, 2021 09:32 PM (Ndje9)

401 Kamala Harris was not informed prior to the Syrian bombing and is very upset about being left out of the loop, per WH official

How do you think Joe feels? He keeps finding out every few hours!

Posted by: t-bird at February 25, 2021 09:33 PM (l0Lgi)

402 "Taking the House" next year as a practical matter - given the make-up of the GOP, not just in the Beltway but most of the country - will be a non-event to anything that matters. It's likely, but in itself will mean little, just as all recent GOP "victories" - save the one Trump single-handedly created, after swiping the prez nomination - have yielded very little.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 25, 2021 09:09 PM (OTzUX)


Except Pelosi losing the Speakership for the 2nd time, which I think will finally finish her.

The downside: Speaker McCarthy.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 25, 2021 09:33 PM (yQpMk)

403 Kamala Harris was not informed prior to the Syrian bombing and is very upset about being left out of the loop, per WH official
snort
Posted by: Tami at February 25, 2021 08:57 PM (cF8AT)

"You're not in the chain of command. And less teeth from now on."

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at February 25, 2021 09:33 PM (gAFsE)

404 The inertia of American wealth and development have allowed for all the stupid ruination we've witnessed for years, and I see no reason that won't continue.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 25, 2021 09:18 PM (OTzUX)

Rhomboid, I'm jumping into this a little late (lots of would-be social engineering going on in my little CT town recently that we need to slow down), but I think we're fast approaching the 'bread and circuses' phase of the decline and fall here.

Inflation, no matter what Jay Powell says, is real. Add to that the 2T that we'll be adding to the debt in one shot, and the increasingly obvious nature of the senescence of the FICUS, and you get quickly to a point where it will be evident that the emperor has no clothes - or brain. Once that happens, they will need a distraction - and quickly. I believe that the base is now seeing through the distractions of the GOPe. Taibbi and Greenwald are the first cracks on the liberal side. Can get sporty real quick.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 25, 2021 09:34 PM (hKTv8)

405 375 Putin bombed that exact same group just 5 days ago.


well, it wasn't a joint effort or Kameltoe would have been involved

Posted by: Bald Eagle at February 25, 2021 09:35 PM (6iURM)

406 402 "Taking the House" next year as a practical matter - given the make-up of the GOP, not just in the Beltway but most of the country - will be a non-event to anything that matters. It's likely, but in itself will mean little, just as all recent GOP "victories" - save the one Trump single-handedly created, after swiping the prez nomination - have yielded very little.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 25, 2021 09:09 PM (OTzUX)

Except Pelosi losing the Speakership for the 2nd time, which I think will finally finish her.

The downside: Speaker McCarthy.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 25, 2021 09:33 PM (yQpMk)

2022 is the last chance the base has to really show the GOP leadership who is boss. If they take the House and Senate then, they will know that they have nothing to fear from the base, because they will know that we rewarded them for giving us (and Trump) the shaft in 2020.

McConnell is practically begging us to show him how impotent we are, if we give him more representation in '22.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 25, 2021 09:36 PM (hKTv8)

407 Kamala Harris was not informed prior to the Syrian bombing and is very upset about being left out of the loop, per WH official

If we had wanted to tell China, we'd just call them, Ma'am.

Posted by: t-bird at February 25, 2021 09:38 PM (ELgVT)

408 I am looking forward to seeing Trump Sunday evening. I know he will mention our beloved Rush.

Posted by: Infidel at February 25, 2021 09:38 PM (JKh2y)

409 Iranian-backed militant groups in Eastern Syria"

Posobiec: One thing people arent picking up on is how focused the Biden White House is on Syria. They want Assad and his generals gone. This is taking up way more of their time than they are letting on publicly

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 25, 2021 09:32 PM (Ndje9)
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This is about a Russian pipeline isn't it?

Posted by: Braenyard, Patriot dog, starving the beast at February 25, 2021 09:41 PM (CZm2G)

410 People are such sheep....good Lord!

https://tinyurl.com/y9dfq82b

Posted by: Tami at February 25, 2021 09:42 PM (cF8AT)

411 >>>Kamala Harris was not informed prior to the Syrian bombing and is very upset about being left out of the loop, per WH official.

On your knees. Then you'll get people's attention.

Posted by: 4 at February 25, 2021 09:43 PM (KnJdm)

412 2022 is the last chance the base has to really show the GOP leadership who is boss.

I think I'll be writing in Donald Trump, top to bottom.

Posted by: t-bird at February 25, 2021 09:44 PM (CTJwJ)

413 410 People are such sheep....good Lord!

https://tinyurl.com/y9dfq82b
Posted by: Tami at February 25, 2021 09:42 PM (cF8AT)
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Bush set it up with the TSA.

Posted by: Braenyard, Patriot dog, starving the beast at February 25, 2021 09:46 PM (CZm2G)

414
I think I'll be writing in Donald Trump, top to bottom.
Posted by: t-bird at February 25, 2021 09:44 PM (CTJwJ)


That is what I plan to do as well.

Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 25, 2021 09:46 PM (TdMsT)

415 I think I'll be writing in Donald Trump, top to bottom.
Posted by: t-bird

Word.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 25, 2021 09:47 PM (Rvt88)

416
re: Syria

All Biden did was hit a few empty border shacks. Headfake to look tough on Iran.


Did he hit the baby milk factory?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 25, 2021 09:47 PM (63Dwl)

417 I've been a real couch potato tonight. Think I might be coming down with something but that moose video is adorable.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 25, 2021 09:48 PM (nxdel)

418
Hooked On Phonics
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 25, 2021 09:30 PM (EuI+k)
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Which is more raacisss, phonics or math?
Because both of them had great influence on making me the white man that I am. And Progda continually tells me I'm raacisss, cuz I'm white. And I can read, spell, and perform math functions. Both helped me to learn how to think for myself, and make my own decisions.
To today's Democrats, I'm everything wrong.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 25, 2021 09:48 PM (sy5kK)

419 {{{Jewells}}}

Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 25, 2021 09:49 PM (TdMsT)

420 Several nuns die after taking first shot of COVID vaccine

https://tinyurl.com/njkhvrw9

Posted by: Braenyard, Patriot dog, starving the beast at February 25, 2021 09:50 PM (CZm2G)

421 {{Ladyl}}!!

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 25, 2021 09:51 PM (nxdel)

422 408 I am looking forward to seeing Trump Sunday evening. I know he will mention our beloved Rush.
Posted by: Infidel at February 25, 2021 09:38 PM (JKh2y)

I just hope the frigging GOP doesn't give Trump the 7pm est Sunday night timeslot, because that would conflict with the Gun Thread.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 25, 2021 09:52 PM (sy5kK)

423 Several nuns die after taking first shot of COVID vaccine

https://tinyurl.com/njkhvrw9
Posted by: Braenyard, Patriot dog, starving the beast at February 25, 2021 09:50 PM (CZm2G)

Oh, well. At least they won't reproduce.

Posted by: Bill Gates at February 25, 2021 09:53 PM (mzC78)

424 423 Several nuns die after taking first shot of COVID vaccine

More Covid Deaths prevented!

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 25, 2021 09:54 PM (CTJwJ)

425 Capitol Police chief warns extremists 'want to blow up the Capitol' when Biden addresses Congress...

https://tinyurl.com/4net3cta

Posted by: Braenyard, Patriot dog, starving the beast at February 25, 2021 09:55 PM (CZm2G)

426 > They want Assad and his generals gone. This is taking up way more of their time than they are letting on publicly.

Because they're inept.

That's some in-depth analysis Posobiec, you half wit.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at February 25, 2021 09:56 PM (3H9h1)

427 Several nuns die after taking first shot of COVID vaccine

https://tinyurl.com/njkhvrw9
Posted by: Braenyard, Patriot dog, starving the beast at February 25, 2021 09:50 PM (CZm2G)


Our government is making a habit out of this.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 25, 2021 09:56 PM (A840S)

428 414
I think I'll be writing in Donald Trump, top to bottom.
Posted by: t-bird at February 25, 2021 09:44 PM (CTJwJ)


That is what I plan to do as well.
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 25, 2021 09:46 PM (TdMsT)


With "Fuck you you tyrannical gnome" for governor.

Posted by: buzzion at February 25, 2021 09:57 PM (vMCab)

429
ONT is nood

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 25, 2021 09:57 PM (poDdg)

430 @joshdcaplan 1m

AFP: 17 pro-Iran fighters killed in U.S. strikes in Syria, says Syrian Observatory for Human Rights

Posted by: Tami at February 25, 2021 09:58 PM (cF8AT)

431 What's the deal with Kevin McCarthy and Cheney having a say about Trump at CPAC?

Who the hell in CPAC asked their opinion?

Posted by: Braenyard, Patriot dog, starving the beast at February 25, 2021 10:02 PM (CZm2G)

432 TexAss. Big fucking talk. No fucking action. Rustbelt rules.

Posted by: Iggycaster at February 25, 2021 10:05 PM (CkwuK)

433 427-Were they Little Sisters of the Poor? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Xavier Becerra at February 25, 2021 10:16 PM (USW1s)

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