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Daily Mail: Hunter Biden Wasn't Just Banging His Brother's Wife, He Was Also Banging His Brother's Wife's Married Sister

I'm not even mad. I'm impressed.

In addition, newly available emails and texts suggest the possibility that Hunter Biden was already banging his dead brother's wife on the day after he died.

White trash at its ugliest.


EXCLUSIVE: Hunter Biden was living with his brother Beau's widow Hallie while sending raunchy texts and FaceTiming in the shower with her married SISTER as they declared their love and she called him her 'prince'

Hunter Biden began dating his late brother Beau's widow, Hallie Biden, shortly after Beau died of brain cancer in 2015

The unconventional relationship was first exposed in March 2017 with Joe Biden issuing a statement giving his blessing to the couple

DailyMail.com can reveal Hunter was also exchanging sexual text messages with Hallie's then-married sister Elizabeth Secundy around that time

In a 2016 text conversation recovered from his abandoned laptop hard drive, Hunter offered to teach Secundy 'how to masturbate'

Secundy, 49, who was married to husband Joel Secundy, referred to Hunter as her 'prince' and told him she loved him in the texts

Another conversation showed Hunter texted Secundy telling her he had been up late watching 'bad porno movies like I'm 13'

Secundy separated from her husband and father of her three children in 2015 after 15 years of marriage. Their divorce was finalized three years later

...

Hunter Biden had a controversial affair with his brother Beau's grieving widow Hallie, while exchanging raunchy texts, 'partying', and even renting a house with her sister, DailyMail.com can exclusively reveal.

Hallie Biden's older sister, Elizabeth Secundy, who was recently separated from her husband of 15 years, referred to Hunter as her 'prince' and told him she loved him, in a series of text messages dating back to 2016.

Although Hunter Biden claims he started f***ing his dead brother's wife a year after his death, texts indicate it started a lot earlier than that.


But emails and texts from Hunter's abandoned laptop, logged on spreadsheets and reviewed by DailyMail.com, reveal his romantic relationship with his sister-in-law was even more complicated and scandalous.


A text message exchange recovered from the laptop hard drive revealed a sexual conversation between Hunter and Secundy from September 2016 - at the time he would have been dating Hallie.

Hunter offered to teach Secundy 'how to masturbate' and referenced buying her 'panties'.

Secundy, now 49, also referred to Hunter as her 'prince' and told him she loved him in the texts.

....

Hunter's older brother - Joe Biden's eldest son - Beau died from brain cancer in May 2015 at the age of 46, shaking the family to its core.

...

Files recovered from Hunter's laptop show the president's son drafted several long, emotional messages to his friends and family he was arguing with, and saved them as notes on his computer.

In one undated note, Hunter refers to his ex-wife accusing him of 'f***ing' Hallie the day after her husband died.

'It really really was devastating to me that you adopted Kathleen's narrative: 'Dad and Aunt Hallie (K's words exactly to me tonight on phone with girls in room) were F***ING the day after Uncle Beau died,' he wrote.

It is unclear who the note was addressed to and whether Hunter ended up sending it.

Now that's his ex-wife's accusation -- but why did she think that? People have reasons for their suspicions. And given that we know ultimately, on some date, he did start dating his brother's widow -- I can't say that his ex-wife's suspicions that this was going on a lot earlier than he admits are preposterous.

Hunter Biden announced he was done fucking his dead brother's wife and his dead brother's wife's sister and would be spending more time with his Ukranian fixers.

Oh, and per the media's and establishment GOP/uniparty rule:

I denounce this entire post as RUSSIAN DISINFORMATION.

Posted by: Ace at 02:26 PM




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1 The guy must be hung like a horse.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 25, 2021 02:26 PM (yQpMk)

2 Bravo TV pitch meeting:. The Real Housewives of Hunter Biden

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at February 25, 2021 02:27 PM (ptqGC)

3 also SPONGE!!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 25, 2021 02:27 PM (yQpMk)

4 But Don Jr has mean tweets.- Some McCain somewhere (definitely)

Posted by: Flyguy at February 25, 2021 02:27 PM (3sOO0)

5 Otters have been summoned

Posted by: Doof at February 25, 2021 02:27 PM (mZUr4)

6 It's good to be the king's son.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 25, 2021 02:27 PM (LvTSG)

7 The guy must be hung like a horse.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 25, 2021 02:26 PM (yQpMk)

i had that thought this morning, but as others pointed out, it has to be that he flashed a shit load of cash to get initial interest.

then stopped the cash once he was done

Posted by: SturmToddler at February 25, 2021 02:27 PM (8D42x)

8 Gross, are these women blind?!

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 25, 2021 02:27 PM (Ez6QX)

9 Finally decency and class returns to the oval office!

Posted by: The Ghost of Pandemic Present at February 25, 2021 02:27 PM (dYe5S)

10 I hope Hunter's niece doesn't get jealous.

Posted by: t-bird at February 25, 2021 02:28 PM (ELgVT)

11 And the married sister "loved" him. Pathetic to the last.

Posted by: 4 at February 25, 2021 02:28 PM (KnJdm)

12 4chan also pretty much conclusively proved that he was also banging his dead brothers 14 year old daughter.

So there's that.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 25, 2021 02:28 PM (UPoLF)

13 I'll be more impressed when we find out he was getting busy with DOCTOR Jill.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at February 25, 2021 02:28 PM (ptqGC)

14 Makes sense.

Considering Beau was the designated heir who was destined for Great Things, and Hunter was basically relegated to bag man for The Big Guy, I'm not surprised that Hunter is as screwed up as he is. He's probably spent his entire life simultaneously adoring and despising Beau.

Also, I wonder what the chances are that Joe has told Hunter all his life that he was responsible for the crash that killed Joe's first wife.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 25, 2021 02:28 PM (jOcSX)

15 This guy needs a mullet.

Posted by: Shaftoe at February 25, 2021 02:29 PM (1lOfI)

16 Biden Family Values

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at February 25, 2021 02:29 PM (ptqGC)

17 Biden family values.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at February 25, 2021 02:29 PM (y7DUB)

18 1st Class Baby!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 25, 2021 02:29 PM (Qm/Qo)

19 The Democrats love that Biblical passage about being your brother's wife's banger.

Posted by: Northern lurker at February 25, 2021 02:29 PM (lgiXo)

20 Lol

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at February 25, 2021 02:29 PM (ptqGC)

21 16 Biden Family Values
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at February 25, 2021 02:29 PM (ptqGC)

17 Biden family values.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at February 25, 2021 02:29 PM (y7DUB)

========

Hordemind!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 25, 2021 02:29 PM (LvTSG)

22 Way, way classier than the Trump's obviously.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 25, 2021 02:29 PM (6/LtX)

23 Get uppa, get uppa, get on the scene like a sex machine...

Posted by: navybrat, semper paratus at February 25, 2021 02:29 PM (w7KSn)

24 Mad respect.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at February 25, 2021 02:29 PM (pGeFX)

25 Biden. Hunter Biden.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 25, 2021 02:29 PM (VVEnO)

26 Who knew crackheads were such hot items?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 25, 2021 02:30 PM (Zm+LZ)

27

Is there anything Hunter WON'T stick his dick into?

Posted by: imp at February 25, 2021 02:30 PM (SFOr6)

28 Puthy Hunter Biden

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at February 25, 2021 02:30 PM (ptqGC)

29 > Gross, are these women blind?!

Looking at the pictures, I'd say Hunter is going after women less attractive than him. He's no great looker, but they're not either.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 25, 2021 02:30 PM (YYlyE)

30 Asking for a friend: how does a seemingly unemployed crack head get so many more girls then the average guy?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 25, 2021 02:30 PM (UPoLF)

31 hiya

Posted by: JT at February 25, 2021 02:30 PM (arJlL)

32 Dysfunction is contagious. I've taken to just cutting dysfunctional people out of my life totally.

We have a Dysfunctional Family IN THE WHITE HOUSE.

How the hell do I make it so they don't affect me?

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 25, 2021 02:30 PM (oHd/0)

33 The inbreeded among the elite is getting out of hand.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 25, 2021 02:31 PM (1ISKN)

34 I'm not even mad. I'm impressed.


Yeah. Bofa deez.

Hunter banging bofa deez broads.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 25, 2021 02:31 PM (wyNrR)

35 "Trump Jr. divorcing his wife is an indication that Trump is a terrible father and a bad person."

"Hunter Biden being addicted to crack and banging every female relative he had is just an indication that he's a troubled individual and we should all feel sympathy for Joe Biden as his family deals with this trying time."
-Same person

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 25, 2021 02:31 PM (LvTSG)

36 "unconventional relationship"

I guess that's one way of putting it.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 25, 2021 02:31 PM (GLv8N)

37 At least Hunter wasn't banging his niece.

Oh, wait ...

Posted by: ShainS at February 25, 2021 02:31 PM (5DSak)

38 Dude had it going on.

Now, everyone who bad mouthed the hill fuckers from West Virginia, apologize.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at February 25, 2021 02:31 PM (3H9h1)

39 At this point, I'll believe Hunter was fucking everyone, related to him or not. They guy has issues and has never been told 'no', apparently.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 25, 2021 02:31 PM (ifmtJ)

40 Also, I wonder what the chances are that Joe has told Hunter all his life that he was responsible for the crash that killed Joe's first wife.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 25, 2021 02:28 PM (jOcSX)



I always figured that was suicide over Joe fucking Jill Stevenson. Or she was drunkenly fleeing and taking the children.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 25, 2021 02:31 PM (yQpMk)

41 They liked stealing other men's wives.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 25, 2021 02:31 PM (OskcI)

42 Hunter Biden announced he was done fucking his dead brother's wife and his dead brother's wife's sister and would be spending more time with his Ukranian fixers.

at least it's not his niece...

Posted by: SturmToddler at February 25, 2021 02:31 PM (8D42x)

43 What a STUD.................. I will be voting for Biden in 2024......

Posted by: James at February 25, 2021 02:31 PM (TdWJo)

44 Meth is a helluva drug, baby.

Posted by: huerfano, culturally appropriating at February 25, 2021 02:31 PM (DzhEB)

45 Congratulations, Biden voters: the guy you voted for president forged Hunter's moral compass. Please, not one more word about "grabbing pussy."

Posted by: EveR at February 25, 2021 02:31 PM (6t7vR)

46 Sig Sauer P320-M17 Pistol 9mm Luger 4.7" Barrel 21 Round Polymer Coyote with Thumb Safety; $680; https://bit.ly/3ko4KhA

Posted by: bonhomme at February 25, 2021 02:31 PM (YYlyE)

47 women are really dumb

Posted by: Mark1971 at February 25, 2021 02:31 PM (xPl2J)

48 Cocaine is one hell of a drug.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 25, 2021 02:31 PM (03n3v)

49 May some Ukrainian strumpet give Hunter the Chernobyl of STDs.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 25, 2021 02:31 PM (ytRtA)

50 as others pointed out, it has to be that he flashed a shit load of cash to get initial interest.

Delurking for a moment to repeat Grandfather Poppins' words of wisdom: "Ten inches of wallet will get you further than ten inches of cock any day."

**exits**

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 25, 2021 02:31 PM (2JVJo)

51 But the Trump family are the horrible trashy ones.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at February 25, 2021 02:31 PM (GbPPJ)

52 What's the over/ under that all future Biden progeny are or will be sired by Hunter?

Posted by: Shaftoe at February 25, 2021 02:31 PM (1lOfI)

53 THE ARISTOCRATS!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 25, 2021 02:32 PM (yQpMk)

54 This is from the party of people who think Trump is too much of a Cad for public life.

I'm guessing that The Big Guy isn't any more honorable than this.

Posted by: Just Lily. Thread-Winner Elect at February 25, 2021 02:32 PM (Wy3wA)

55 So wait, we he banging his brother's wife, his brother's wife's sister AND his brother's wife's daughter at the same time?
This guy really likes to keep it in the family.

Posted by: Obligatory at February 25, 2021 02:32 PM (qlFIA)

56 4chan also pretty much conclusively proved that he was also banging his dead brothers 14 year old daughter.



So there's that.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 25, 2021 02:28 PM (UPoLF)

Banging? It would be rape of a minor for anyone else. And it was Joey Stinkfinger's grandaughter, and Joey Stinkfinger covered for the rapist.

But those tweets are so gentle.

Posted by: 4 at February 25, 2021 02:32 PM (KnJdm)

57 Asking for a friend: how does a seemingly unemployed crack head get so many more girls then the average guy?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 25, 2021 02:30 PM (UPoLF)


He's a predator who knows how to pick up on vulnerabilities and exploit them. And the drug habit probably makes him seem simultaneously "dangerous" and "vulnerable" which feeds their egos to think that they can tame him.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 25, 2021 02:32 PM (jOcSX)

58 Also, I wonder what the chances are that Joe has told Hunter all his life that he was responsible for the crash that killed Joe's first wife.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 25, 2021 02:28 PM (jOcSX)

I'm pretty sure his wife was responsible, as she ran a stop sign and drove in to a tractor trailer.

And, apparently, she was drunk at the time. Well, at least that's if I believe Joe Biden that his wife died in a "drunk driving accident" and we know the truck driver wasn't drunk, and she was the only other person driving a vehicle involved in the accident.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 25, 2021 02:32 PM (UPoLF)

59 Stories like this make me question why a relatively decent person like me isn't getting any dates, yet

stories like this make me question why I'd ever date again.

Posted by: H Badger at February 25, 2021 02:32 PM (n/0Nw)

60 *hauls MP4 back out*

*smishes*

*shoves back into lurking avec gin*

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at February 25, 2021 02:32 PM (GbPPJ)

61 Yeah, but no more mean tweets by Trump though, right?

Posted by: md at February 25, 2021 02:32 PM (3++H4)

62


The clingy, emotional basket cases of upper class women. Apparently if you show them the slightest bit of attention (and are ruthless in pursuing the score) you, too can bag a couple of psychotropically medicated, idle housewives!

Posted by: imp at February 25, 2021 02:32 PM (SFOr6)

63 Um. I think the ladies like the crack too much.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at February 25, 2021 02:33 PM (dH/BH)

64 I'll take "The exact thing Trump got impeached for the first time for $2,000", Zombie Alex.

Posted by: Junta State America, subject NOT Citizen at February 25, 2021 02:33 PM (jV+aN)

65 60 *hauls MP4 back out*

*smishes*

*shoves back into lurking avec gin*
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at February 25, 2021 02:32 PM (GbPPJ)

=========

At least give him a Churchill martini. Have any unopened bottles of vermouth around he can glance at?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 25, 2021 02:33 PM (LvTSG)

66
He's a predator who knows how to pick up on vulnerabilities and exploit them. And the drug habit probably makes him seem simultaneously "dangerous" and "vulnerable" which feeds their egos to think that they can tame him.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 25, 2021 02:32 PM (jOcSX)

------

Oh it's simpler than that. He's up to his nuts in yuan and he's above the law, and chicks love money and power.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 25, 2021 02:33 PM (0WKYs)

67 But those tweets are so gentle.


Posted by: 4 at February 25, 2021 02:32 PM

That is true. But, it's not like Joe has anything to do with them.

Posted by: huerfano, culturally appropriating at February 25, 2021 02:33 PM (DzhEB)

68 Asking for a friend: how does a seemingly unemployed crack head get so many more girls then the average guy?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes

He's their dealer?
Not really something the average guy aspires to.

Posted by: old chick at February 25, 2021 02:33 PM (sOete)

69 this just in: we can report that an anonymous source spoke of a rumor that Donald Trump supposedly once looked over his shoulder to get a look at Melania's cousin's tush. Further insight later from Brian Stetzler.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at February 25, 2021 02:33 PM (4a9Vv)

70 "Hunter offered to teach Secundy 'how to masturbate' and referenced buying her 'panties'."

Secundy was 49, so she must have been very impressed with Hunter to allow him to make these offers and say she "loved" him. And what was Hunter going to teach Secundy that she couldn't have known already?

The underroo-buying thing though, yuck! Props to people who can get others to buy their used underthings, but it's still gross, even if you're rolling in Benjamins from it.

Posted by: Thrawn at February 25, 2021 02:33 PM (LviRI)

71 Notice how it was the Foreign Press that exposed this?

Posted by: Uncle Rick at February 25, 2021 02:33 PM (48/MM)

72 Dysfunction is contagious. I've taken to just cutting dysfunctional people out of my life totally.

We have a Dysfunctional Family IN THE WHITE HOUSE.

How the hell do I make it so they don't affect me?
Posted by: Romeo13


You don't remember that Saturday morning cartoon?

♪Disfunction Junction what's your function? ♫

Posted by: rickb223 at February 25, 2021 02:33 PM (wyNrR)

73 62


The clingy, emotional basket cases of upper class women. Apparently if you show them the slightest bit of attention (and are ruthless in pursuing the score) you, too can bag a couple of psychotropically medicated, idle housewives!
Posted by: imp at February 25, 2021 02:32 PM (SFOr6)

Where's the Paolo to explain the science when we need him?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 25, 2021 02:33 PM (Zm+LZ)

74 Banging? It would be rape of a minor for anyone else. And it was Joey Stinkfinger's grandaughter, and Joey Stinkfinger covered for the rapist.

But those tweets are so gentle.
Posted by: 4 at February 25, 2021 02:32 PM (KnJdm)

There are pictures.

The pictures don't show her face, but she has a pretty unique scar on her ankle that matches up perfectly.

Oh, plus the texts from hunter to his uncle claiming his girlfriend / brothers widow accused him of having an inappropriate relationship with her daughter and wanted him out of the house.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 25, 2021 02:33 PM (UPoLF)

75 Let's just give Hunter the codes and be done with it.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 25, 2021 02:33 PM (kTF2Z)

76 I'm pretty sure his wife was responsible, as she ran a stop sign and drove in to a tractor trailer.

And, apparently, she was drunk at the time. Well, at least that's if I believe Joe Biden that his wife died in a "drunk driving accident" and we know the truck driver wasn't drunk, and she was the only other person driving a vehicle involved in the accident.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 25, 2021 02:32 PM (UPoLF)


Oh, I know that, but you don't think Joe would guilt his spare son in order to get him to go along with the family grift?

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 25, 2021 02:33 PM (jOcSX)

77 27

Is there anything Hunter WON'T stick his dick into?
Posted by: imp at February 25, 2021 02:30 PM (SFOr6)

******

We were wondering about that too.

Posted by: Electric Pencil Sharpeners at February 25, 2021 02:34 PM (xxG/v)

78 Meth does make you horney, according to a friend.

Posted by: Max Power at February 25, 2021 02:34 PM (Hucnr)

79 At least give him a Churchill martini. Have any unopened bottles of vermouth around he can glance at?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 25, 2021 02:33 PM (LvTSG)


*wafts vermouth fumes towards the lurk cave*

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at February 25, 2021 02:34 PM (GbPPJ)

80 Hunter 2024 -- Make Banging the Fam Great Again!

Posted by: ShainS at February 25, 2021 02:34 PM (5DSak)

81 Aero Precision M5 (.30 Stripped Lower Receiver - Anodized Black (BLEM); $142.5; https://bit.ly/3bGA1so

Posted by: bonhomme at February 25, 2021 02:34 PM (YYlyE)

82
And why is this relevant?

Posted by: MSM at February 25, 2021 02:34 PM (LilNs)

83 Trump said pussy.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 25, 2021 02:34 PM (yQpMk)

84 If you ever wondered what it was like living in the reign of Caligula, this is probably pretty close.

Posted by: Mx Potato Head at February 25, 2021 02:34 PM (sAW0o)

85 I'm just wondering when Hunter's dad started doinking America in the squeak hole. Is that after or before he doinked Uncle Sam?

Posted by: Frankly Speaking at February 25, 2021 02:34 PM (Ks/+3)

86 Hunter's defense to random accusations?

"Banger? She ain't family!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 25, 2021 02:34 PM (ytRtA)

87 Off, stelter sock

Posted by: Bert G at February 25, 2021 02:34 PM (sAW0o)

88 84 If you ever wondered what it was like living in the reign of Caligula, this is probably pretty close.
Posted by: Mx Potato Head at February 25, 2021 02:34 PM (sAW0o)

=========

Just wait until Kamala's in charge.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 25, 2021 02:34 PM (LvTSG)

89 Are we absolutely certain that Hunter isn't from Alabama?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at February 25, 2021 02:35 PM (HaL55)

90 The Biden's are a family of hamsters, jumping on each other. White trash with the added bonus of grift money to keep them out of the trailer park.

Posted by: Archer at February 25, 2021 02:35 PM (gmo/4)

91 Caligula?

So Kerry is the horse?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 25, 2021 02:35 PM (ytRtA)

92 >>>Banging? It would be rape of a minor for anyone else. And it was Joey Stinkfinger's grandaughter, and Joey Stinkfinger covered for the rapist.

But those tweets are so gentle.
Posted by: 4 at February 25, 2021 02:32 PM (KnJdm)

======

But as far as the deep state was concerned, Trump was the guy that needed buried.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at February 25, 2021 02:35 PM (JZ/1e)

93 75 Let's just give Hunter the codes and be done with it.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 25, 2021 02:33 PM (kTF2Z)


Gives a whole new meaning to "put that in your pipe and smoke it."

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 25, 2021 02:35 PM (okGHj)

94 Meme I saw:
Joe Bidet: "I had no idea Hunter was doing business with Ukraine and China. I thought he was in the basement smoking crack and banging his sister in law."

Posted by: Tree of Liberty Landscaping at February 25, 2021 02:35 PM (DB16e)

95 What's even more weird/sad/trashy is that it looks like the sister was doing it for the money.

Posted by: Adrienne at February 25, 2021 02:35 PM (lVcuh)

96 27 Is there anything Hunter WON'T stick his dick into?
Posted by: imp at February 25, 2021 02:30 PM (SFOr6)

We had a guy in my frat we all called Sewer Dick because he'd stick his dick in anything? Where did Hunter go to school?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 25, 2021 02:35 PM (1ISKN)

97 I "dated" two sisters, sequentially. There was definitely no overlap, and I'd say now the reason I took up with the second one was because I was still obsessed with the first.

So... lemme tell ya, the girls don't like that. No. They. Do. Not.

The first one obviously knew, and she kept her mouth shut. The second didn't find out until I told her many months later, about my relationship with her sister.

So my assumption, from my own limited experience? If sisters are sharing a man, they might keep quiet about it, but they sure as hell are NOT going to make up a lie and say he did when he didn't.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 25, 2021 02:35 PM (oQ94s)

98 Roy Moore would say Alabama has higher standards.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 25, 2021 02:35 PM (ytRtA)

99 89 Are we absolutely certain that Hunter isn't from Alabama?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at February 25, 2021 02:35 PM (HaL55)

I think his baby mama is.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 25, 2021 02:36 PM (okGHj)

100 69 this just in: we can report that an anonymous source spoke of a rumor that Donald Trump supposedly once looked over his shoulder to get a look at Melania's cousin's tush. Further insight later from Brian Stetzler.
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at February 25, 2021 02:33 PM (4a9Vv)

That reminds me of a photo of Obama apparently looking at the backside of a young woman. I personally don't believe female tush interests him.

Posted by: Northern lurker at February 25, 2021 02:36 PM (lgiXo)

101 They called the Biden girls our new "sex symbols". I said for whom, trailer park guys in bbq stained wife beaters?

Posted by: Frankly Speaking at February 25, 2021 02:36 PM (Ks/+3)

102 This is what we put in office. Not we here but the dems. This came from joe. Joe raised this and approved of this. Joe never distanced himself from the family crackhead criminal. The stink of Hunter started with dear old dad. Why? Because dad is as fucked up as the son is. Spit!

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at February 25, 2021 02:36 PM (0OmEj)

103 as others pointed out, it has to be that he flashed a shit load of cash to get initial interest.

Delurking for a moment to repeat Grandfather Poppins' words of wisdom: "Ten inches of wallet will get you further than ten inches of cock any day."

**exits**
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 25, 2021 02:31 PM (2JVJo)

what do i get with 3 and a half inches of plastic?

Posted by: SturmToddler at February 25, 2021 02:36 PM (8D42x)

104 As much as we're finding out what a worthless pile of shit the GOP is, does anyone doubt that the Delaware State Party was fine with this ignorant turd in office because the credit card companies loved him?

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at February 25, 2021 02:36 PM (y7DUB)

105 When are the media going to report on Hunter giving his niece coke and messing around with her?

Posted by: Democrats are dirtbags at February 25, 2021 02:37 PM (zz/dg)

106 Ace, he was also sexually abusing his 14 year old niece. There are more underage girls on that drive. The media had access to all this information and has sat on it for months.

I have a curated version (no illegal content) of Hunter's hard drive because Steve Bannon made it available to the media.

Oh, and Joe and Jill knew all this. They knew about Hallie Biden, Natalie Biden, all of it. It's documented in texts and emails on the drive.

Posted by: Brisco County Sr at February 25, 2021 02:37 PM (DBPIP)

107 Stories like this make me question why a relatively decent person like me isn't getting any dates, yet

stories like this make me question why I'd ever date again.
Posted by: H Badger at February 25, 2021 02:32 PM (n/0Nw)

I've been dating less and less recently. My buddy just matched with what seemed like a great girl -- cute, 30, good job, no kids. He's in his late 20's, so she's a little old for him but, you know.

Anyways, they chat for a while in the app before moving to text.

Long story short, turns out she's 55, divorced, with kids that are his age and the pictures she used were like 20 years old and super touched up (they looked suspicious to me, but some people have shitty cameras I guess). Oh, and she's a complete nut.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 25, 2021 02:37 PM (UPoLF)

108 I said for whom, trailer park guys in bbq stained wife beaters?

Posted by: Frankly Speaking at February 25, 2021 02:36 PM (Ks/+3)

Hey there!

I'm not married.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 25, 2021 02:37 PM (1ISKN)

109
If Hunter is an exemplar of the gene pool, I'm guessing the Bidens have been fucking their family members for a good long while, now. Another generation or two, and they'll be whelping fish-faced freaks who live in caves and feast on wayward travelers.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 25, 2021 02:37 PM (0WKYs)

110 85 I'm just wondering when Hunter's dad started doinking America in the squeak hole. Is that after or before he doinked Uncle Sam?
Posted by: Frankly Speaking at February 25, 2021 02:34 PM (Ks/+3)

That rust-brained husk couldn't get a hard on with Ron Jeremy's dick.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 25, 2021 02:37 PM (okGHj)

111 I'm not even mad. I'm impressed.
Say what you will about the man's sleaziness, when he does something, he COMMITS!

Posted by: pep at February 25, 2021 02:37 PM (v16oJ)

112 So his brother was not yet even in the ground, he wasn't even room temperature yet?

Its biblical levels of debauchery all the way down in the Biden family.

And the women make crack whores look respectable.

First Class Job US media and Democrats!!!

Posted by: simplemind at February 25, 2021 02:37 PM (ljX0H)

113 When's he taking a run at Kanala's "supermodel" stepdaughter?
Because...you now he will.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at February 25, 2021 02:37 PM (4uSHG)

114 108 Long story short, turns out she's 55, divorced, with kids that are his age and the pictures she used were like 20 years old and super touched up (they looked suspicious to me, but some people have shitty cameras I guess). Oh, and she's a complete nut.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 25, 2021 02:37 PM (UPoLF)

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So, he's banging her.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 25, 2021 02:37 PM (LvTSG)

115 And Hunter was having an affair with Hallie while his brother was still alive. This is also proven.

Posted by: Brisco County Sr at February 25, 2021 02:37 PM (DBPIP)

116 Everybody talks about incest and nasty interfamily crap going on in redneck trailer parks but you know... it seems a hell of a lot more prevalent in the super spoiled rich where you have too much time on your hands and never were told "no"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2021 02:38 PM (KZzsI)

117 > Trump was the guy that needed buried.

Gah! I hate this so much. ...nedded TO BE buried. TO BE!

Posted by: bonhomme at February 25, 2021 02:38 PM (YYlyE)

118

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 25, 2021 02:33 PM (UPoLF)

I was agreeing with you. There is no doubt that he was raping Joey Stinkfinger's granddaughter, his niece.

Posted by: 4 at February 25, 2021 02:38 PM (KnJdm)

119 Given the massive amounts of drugs this idiot was doing, what are the odds his dick even worked? Also, I've kind of just assumed he was screwing the brothers wife long before Beau was dead, based on media insistence it started after he died.

Posted by: Ktgreat at February 25, 2021 02:38 PM (AD3JT)

120 >>>That reminds me of a photo of Obama apparently looking at the backside of a young woman. I personally don't believe female tush interests him.
Posted by: Northern lurker at February 25, 2021 02:36 PM (lgiXo)

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Clinton grinning from ear to ear while staring at Ariana Grande's back side at Aretha Franklin's (I think) funeral.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at February 25, 2021 02:38 PM (JZ/1e)

121 RAWK! UNFOUNDED ACCUSATIONS RAWK! RUSSIA! RAWK!

Posted by: Propaganda Parrot at February 25, 2021 02:38 PM (yQpMk)

122 Every single person in the Biden universe was molested repeatedly as a child - most by Joe Biden himself. Prove me wrong.

Posted by: kathysaysso at February 25, 2021 02:38 PM (vkS2Z)

123 The important thing to remember here is that Hunter Biden ONLY f's members of his own family ... and strippers, but red-bloodied, patriotic American strippers ... and would never let himself be comprised by foreign intelligence agencies by f-ing whatever they happened to drag past him on a "business" trip to Beijing or Kiev.

Posted by: The Ghost of Pandemic Present at February 25, 2021 02:38 PM (dYe5S)

124 Well, obviously we have a sex maniac in Hunter Biden.
He's climbing in yo windows, he's snatchin yo people up, havin sex with 'em. So y'all need to hide yo kids, hide yo wife, hide yo husband cause Hunter is having sex with errbody out here.

Posted by: Antoine Dobson at February 25, 2021 02:38 PM (Qm/Qo)

125 Meme I saw:
Joe Bidet: "I had no idea Hunter was doing business with Ukraine and China. I thought he was in the basement smoking crack and banging his sister in law."
Posted by: Tree of Liberty Landscaping at February 25, 2021 02:35 PM (DB16e)

===============
Mis Hum had that on last night's ONT

Posted by: Doof at February 25, 2021 02:39 PM (mZUr4)

126 Delurking for a moment to repeat Grandfather Poppins' words of wisdom: "Ten inches of wallet will get you further than ten inches of cock any day."
**exits**
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

Six inches with a big head works every time...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 25, 2021 02:39 PM (jPUkg)

127 I'll bet Joe has been on a few double dates with Hunter.

Posted by: Northern lurker at February 25, 2021 02:39 PM (lgiXo)

128 Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 25, 2021 02:37 PM (UPoLF)

Well, if the best relationships are based on lies, your friend would be off to a great start if he decides to pursue this broad further.

Hopefully reason prevails here.

Posted by: Thrawn at February 25, 2021 02:39 PM (LviRI)

129 I don't know Ace, insulting white trash like this is pretty harsh.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at February 25, 2021 02:39 PM (z985I)

130 I went to Tijuana with a guy like this. He would lick a donkey's ass if it presented itself.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 25, 2021 02:39 PM (03n3v)

131

Well, we were just recently graced with the picture of Biden outside sporting a little old man boner with Jill standing nearby, so I'm assuming there's an involuntary erection problem that's hereditary. From viewing countless documentaries, I know that women apparently become uncontrollably horny and sexually voracious when they see a man's erect penis, especially in a residential setting. This happens even whet there are other "family" members around, apparently, despite the other family members looking nothing at all alike.

Posted by: imp at February 25, 2021 02:39 PM (SFOr6)

132
Can we just legally change his name to "Humper" and be done with it?

Posted by: naturalfake at February 25, 2021 02:39 PM (EERbD)

133 Joe said if elected he would treat America like his own family. Ok, where's my hookers and blow?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 25, 2021 02:39 PM (kTF2Z)

134 Went to the link and read the article. WTF, this douchebag has a book coming out?

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 25, 2021 02:39 PM (Ez6QX)

135 113 When's he taking a run at Kanala's "supermodel" stepdaughter?
Because...you now he will.
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at February 25, 2021 02:37 PM (4uSHG)


Because she is as homely as dirt and that's his type?

Posted by: kathysaysso at February 25, 2021 02:40 PM (vkS2Z)

136 If you ever wondered what it was like living in the reign of Caligula, this is probably pretty close.
Posted by: Mx Potato Head at February 25, 2021 02:34 PM (sAW0o)

so how long until the senators are their wives are turned into ACTUAL whores?

Posted by: SturmToddler at February 25, 2021 02:40 PM (8D42x)

137 "White Trash"

How about retiring other insults and calling folks of other demographics trash?

Black Trash
Hispanic Trash
Asian Trash
Homosexual Trash

On and on.

Posted by: Anchorman at February 25, 2021 02:40 PM (GNoAO)

138 Oh, I know that, but you don't think Joe would guilt his spare son in order to get him to go along with the family grift?
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 25, 2021 02:33 PM (jOcSX)

Who knows? The fact that at least 2 of his kids turned out to be degenerate drug addicts kind of makes me suspect they grew up in a bit of a fucked up household.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 25, 2021 02:40 PM (UPoLF)

139
He's climbing in yo windows, he's snatchin yo people up, havin sex with 'em. So y'all need to hide yo kids, hide yo wife, hide yo husband cause Hunter is having sex with errbody out here.
Posted by: Antoine Dobson at February 25, 2021 02:38 PM (Qm/Qo)

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LOL, always funny, every time.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 25, 2021 02:40 PM (0WKYs)

140 Teaching Masturbation?


That's gonna strike Gold or strike out.

Good play.

Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2021 02:40 PM (shFzX)

141 Y'all want to know why Hunter gets tail all over DC, Ukraine, and China?

1) Fame
2) Connections
3) Lots of cocaine
4) He pays for sex
5) 9" penis.

Only the last point is a unique advantage he may have over most men.

Posted by: Brisco County Sr at February 25, 2021 02:40 PM (DBPIP)

142 33 The inbreeded among the elite is getting out of hand.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 25, 2021 02:31 PM (1ISKN)

Not according to the British monarchy

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 25, 2021 02:40 PM (N39Ws)

143 8 Gross, are these women blind?!

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 25, 2021 02:27 PM (Ez6QX)

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If you want to hang out, you've gotta take her out, cocaine
If you want to get down, get down on the ground, cocaine

Posted by: ShainS at February 25, 2021 02:41 PM (5DSak)

144 When are the media going to report on Hunter giving his niece coke and messing around with her?
===
When Joe Biden's usefulness to the Oligarchy is exhausted.

They will then release the videos to the Daily Mail. It will give new meaning to the phrase, family movie night.

Posted by: To answer your question at February 25, 2021 02:41 PM (eBcZK)

145 8 Gross, are these women blind?!

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 25, 2021 02:27 PM (Ez6QX)

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If you want to hang out, you've gotta take her out, cocaine --
If you want to get down, get down on the ground, cocaine ...

Posted by: ShainS at February 25, 2021 02:41 PM (5DSak)

146 Chicks sure can pick em.

Posted by: Can't Spell Bagpipe Without gp at February 25, 2021 02:41 PM (qpX6U)

147 I had a client years ago who attempted to explain the lure of meth. He said if you have an ounce in your pocket, you've got money, chicks, and respect. Maybe that's the secret to Hunter's appeal.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 25, 2021 02:41 PM (VVEnO)

148 > Ace, he was also sexually abusing his 14 year old niece. There are more underage girls on that drive. The media had access to all this information and has sat on it for months.

Giuliani needs to put an image of that drive on file sharing sites. In fact, I'm pissed at Giuliani for not doing so. What does he owe to Biden or anyone? Get a couple cutouts, have them do it from a burner laptop outside of a cafe with free wifi.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 25, 2021 02:41 PM (YYlyE)

149 I just launched one. Somebody call the plumber.

Posted by: Proud Papa Joe at February 25, 2021 02:41 PM (BXUYS)

150 I'm starting to worry about Biden's dog at this point.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 25, 2021 02:41 PM (SFSVc)

151 Maybe Hunter is servicing all of the Nevertrump wives.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 25, 2021 02:41 PM (OskcI)

152 Joe:. Hunter is the smartest man I know.

Jill:. Hunter is the heart and soul of our family.

Ponder those two statements.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at February 25, 2021 02:41 PM (ptqGC)

153 Mis Hum had that on last night's ONT
Posted by: Doof at February 25, 2021 02:39 PM

LOL
Quite possible that is where I saw it. I get a quick scroll through the ONT before heading to work at 3am.

Posted by: Tree of Liberty Landscaping at February 25, 2021 02:41 PM (DB16e)

154 >>I went to Tijuana with a guy like this. He would lick a donkey's ass if it presented itself.


Omni-Sexual.

I bet he knows his way around a Wide-Stance.

Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2021 02:41 PM (shFzX)

155 We were wondering about that too.

Posted by: Electric Pencil Sharpeners

Do us a favor and text us when you find out, 'k?

Posted by: A pile of rocks with a snake in it at February 25, 2021 02:41 PM (HaL55)

156
The media had access to all this information and has sat on it for months.

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Sure. What else are you gonna do with it? It's the law.

Posted by: Bill Barr at February 25, 2021 02:41 PM (0WKYs)

157 This is the man all of the media and big tech wanted in the white house. Never forget that.

Posted by: iandeal at February 25, 2021 02:42 PM (PgcHQ)

158 They's rapin' everrybody up in heah...

Posted by: Vinny at February 25, 2021 02:42 PM (w7KSn)

159 Is anyone not of the impression that these catastrophes start with Pa Biteme molesting his kids?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 25, 2021 02:42 PM (QjGTg)

160 When's he taking a run at Kanala's "supermodel" stepdaughter?
Because...you now he will.
Posted by: Shooter McGavin

She was teh hawt on the cover of the "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas" DVD...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 25, 2021 02:42 PM (jPUkg)

161 If only this was public knowledge before the election.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 25, 2021 02:42 PM (kTF2Z)

162 >>Jill:. Hunter is the heart and soul of our family.


Heart and Soul / Hurts My Holes

Potato / Potahto

Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2021 02:42 PM (shFzX)

163 Well, if the best relationships are based on lies, your friend would be off to a great start if he decides to pursue this broad further.

Hopefully reason prevails here.
Posted by: Thrawn at February 25, 2021 02:39 PM (LviRI)

As far as I know he said "fuck off" because she's old enough to be his mom and basically catfished him.

But that IS what he'd tell his buddies regardless of what he did, isn't it? So who knows?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 25, 2021 02:42 PM (UPoLF)

164 OK, remember the famous Dossier on Trump with the Hookers and Urinating on him in bed?

Did they just change the Name from Hunter Biden, to Donald Trump?

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 25, 2021 02:42 PM (oHd/0)

165 This should be a SNL cold open.

Posted by: Shaftoe at February 25, 2021 02:43 PM (1lOfI)

166 106 Brisco County

Where is this available?

Posted by: .87c at February 25, 2021 02:43 PM (f2/Ik)

167 Have any neverTrumpers taken half a step back from all that praise about Biden's decency?

Posted by: Northern lurker at February 25, 2021 02:43 PM (lgiXo)

168 I'm starting to worry about Biden's dog at this point.
Posted by: banana Dream at February 25, 2021 02:41 PM (SFSVc)

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I'd tap that

Posted by: P*ssy Hunter Biden at February 25, 2021 02:43 PM (mZUr4)

169 Has Hunter ever shtupped Jill? Would you be surprised if he had?

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 25, 2021 02:43 PM (ZHVt1)

170 White trash is right. Did you ever read how Joe described his late wife's body?
A fish rots from the head as the Democrats are wont to say.

Posted by: Valiant at February 25, 2021 02:43 PM (3MiF8)

171 But before we get too upset about Hunter, it's good to be work for the king.

Phil Kerpen
@kerpen
Wow. The BidenBucks bill pays federal employees up to 15 weeks of paid leave at $1400 per week if they have to stay home to virtual school kids.

You get $1400 once. They get it every week for 15 weeks. Swamp takes care of swamp.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 25, 2021 02:43 PM (VVEnO)

172 Hunter REALLY hates his family. Outside of pure hedonism and a governor of right and wrong it is the only thing that makes sense.

Plus, all them chicks are busted to average looking.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 25, 2021 02:43 PM (+bFb4)

173 Joe said if elected he would treat America like his own family. Ok, where's my hookers and blow?

Where's my brazillian dollar a year no-show consulting job?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at February 25, 2021 02:44 PM (HaL55)

174 The Biden men seem to bang any woman within reach, and that includes family and minors.

What a sick f'ing family.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 25, 2021 02:44 PM (bDqIh)

175 Did you ever read how Joe described his late wife's body?

Cold?

Posted by: Propaganda Parrot at February 25, 2021 02:44 PM (yQpMk)

176 Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 25, 2021 02:37 PM (UPoLF)

half your age + 7. Do not deviate from this rule.

The cock carousel has been turning for years and damn few good looking girls are going to be able to pair bond with a man after taking a dozen sausages or more.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 25, 2021 02:44 PM (ifmtJ)

177
Has Hunter ever shtupped Jill? Would you be surprised if he had?

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 25, 2021 02:43 PM (ZHVt1)

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I'd be surprised if he hadn't. No snark. The Bidens are sideshow freaks.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 25, 2021 02:44 PM (0WKYs)

178 "OK, remember the famous Dossier on Trump with the Hookers and Urinating on him in bed?"

I think the story was that Trump watched but did not get wet. Silly story.

Posted by: Can't Spell Bagpipe Without gp at February 25, 2021 02:44 PM (qpX6U)

179 It's to bad there isn't one even slightly leading right type media outfit in the U.S. that could have done this kind of journalism back in October.

Posted by: lowandslow at February 25, 2021 02:44 PM (qH6FZ)

180 "Giuliani needs to put an image of that drive on file sharing sites. "

I'm pretty sure there are laws regarding that...

Posted by: navybrat, pensively pensing. at February 25, 2021 02:44 PM (w7KSn)

181 Posted by: Valiant at February 25, 2021 02:43 PM (3MiF

What did he say?

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 25, 2021 02:44 PM (+bFb4)

182 When's he taking a run at Kanala's "supermodel" stepdaughter?
Because...you now he will.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at February 25, 2021 02:37 PM (4uSHG)

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Their son will look like Rachel Maddow.

Posted by: ShainS at February 25, 2021 02:44 PM (5DSak)

183 Sig Sauer P365 9mm (3) 12rd Mags + Holster - 365-9-BXR3-TACPAC; $570; https://bit.ly/2NYAgXu

Posted by: bonhomme at February 25, 2021 02:44 PM (YYlyE)

184 100 69 this just in: we can report that an anonymous source spoke of a rumor that Donald Trump supposedly once looked over his shoulder to get a look at Melania's cousin's tush. Further insight later from Brian Stetzler.
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at February 25, 2021 02:33 PM (4a9Vv)

That reminds me of a photo of Obama apparently looking at the backside of a young woman. I personally don't believe female tush interests him.


Totally agree, Obama much too interested in his own tush, Obumma is a textbook example of a Narcissist.

Posted by: Democrats are dirtbags at February 25, 2021 02:44 PM (zz/dg)

185 I know that women apparently become uncontrollably horny and sexually voracious when they see a man's erect penis, especially in a residential setting. This happens even whet there are other "family" members around, apparently, despite the other family members looking nothing at all alike.
Posted by: imp at February 25, 2021 02:39 PM (SFOr6)


I do hope you are kidding. The only people who think an erect penis is directly responsible for a woman's sex drive is the guy with the equipment.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 25, 2021 02:44 PM (okGHj)

186 If you ever wondered what it was like living in the reign of Caligula, this is probably pretty close.
Posted by: Mx Potato Head at February 25, 2021 02:34 PM (sAW0o)

so how long until the senators are their wives are turned into ACTUAL whores?
====
WHOOO BOY!

Well settle in there fella, got a tale to tell ya.

Posted by: Wiki list of federal sex scandals at February 25, 2021 02:45 PM (eBcZK)

187 I'm gaining a weird respect for the dirtbag Hunter.
He's got that misunderstood bad boy thing working for him, seems to attract women.

Add in the drugs and unearned fortunes, the travel and other perks of the name and the dude is living pretty good.

Is he a walking POS? Absolutely. Still...

Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 25, 2021 02:45 PM (z79tQ)

188 Well, we were just recently graced with the picture of Biden outside
sporting a little old man boner with Jill standing nearby, so I'm
assuming there's an involuntary erection problem that's hereditary.
From viewing countless documentaries, I know that women apparently
become uncontrollably horny and sexually voracious when they see a man's
erect penis, especially in a residential setting.

Remember when the press were on the campaign plane with Obama, and he stood up in the front with his leg on a seat so as to emphasize his boner? The press women were squeeeing like Ned Beatty. Little did they know, it was for the male presstitutes.

Posted by: pep at February 25, 2021 02:45 PM (v16oJ)

189 133 Joe said if elected he would treat America like his own family. Ok, where's my hookers and blow?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 25, 2021 02:39 PM (kTF2Z)
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It's probably covered in the Stimulus.

Posted by: zmdavid at February 25, 2021 02:45 PM (xqRaG)

190 But Hunter and Joe still get to keep all the China graft ... that is the important thing. (but China gets to overrule Joe on his Nuke Button usage)

Posted by: illiniwek at February 25, 2021 02:45 PM (Cus5s)

191 Giuliani needs to put an image of that drive on file sharing sites. In fact, I'm pissed at Giuliani for not doing so. What does he owe to Biden or anyone? Get a couple cutouts, have them do it from a burner laptop outside of a cafe with free wifi.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 25, 2021 02:41 PM (YYlyE)

Someone has been doing that, and laundering it through some sketchy site based in Hong Kong or something, and 4chan has been finding and compiling everything. But no one in the MSM cares.

But also, I'd be worried about any of that being traced back to me, since Giuliani or whoever is now guilty of distributing child porn. Even 4chan is blurring it as much as possible to avoid any legal issues (although you can find the unblurred images if you go to even darker places on the web)

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 25, 2021 02:45 PM (UPoLF)

192 No way Jill hasn't banged Hunter.


None.

Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2021 02:45 PM (VxCsL)

193 Meh.
This is what life looks like for sociopaths who experience no consequences for bad behaviors.

I bet a nickel that if someone digs hard enough, a dead body or two will show up.

Posted by: Drc at February 25, 2021 02:45 PM (vbaSG)

194 >>And what was Hunter going to teach Secundy that she couldn't have known already?

That's what I wanted to know...or, on second thought, DON'T want to know.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel - Texas Morons, Support HB 1359 at February 25, 2021 02:45 PM (G6Lqs)

195 Quite possible that is where I saw it. I get a quick scroll through the ONT before heading to work at 3am.
Posted by: Tree of Liberty Landscaping at February 25, 2021 02:41 PM (DB16e)

============

Stop by a little while longer and say HI next time. We ONT varmints aren't as nasty as we're made out to be

Posted by: Doof at February 25, 2021 02:45 PM (mZUr4)

196 > I'm pretty sure there are laws regarding that...

Hence the "cutouts" and the "burner laptop" and the "cafe with free wifi".

Posted by: bonhomme at February 25, 2021 02:46 PM (YYlyE)

197 If you go to family reunions to pick up chicks, you might be a Biden.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 25, 2021 02:46 PM (yQpMk)

198 >>>Has Hunter ever shtupped Jill? Would you be surprised if he had?

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 25, 2021 02:43 PM (ZHVt1)

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My wife is convinced he has. She's rarely wrong in her judgment of other people (I'm her exception).

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at February 25, 2021 02:46 PM (JZ/1e)

199 I'm old enough to remember the outrage when Richard Nixon was caught dropping f-bombs.

Posted by: Northern lurker at February 25, 2021 02:46 PM (lgiXo)

200 Sounds like Hunter's "nuclear football" was made by Hanes.

Posted by: johnd01 at February 25, 2021 02:46 PM (uVQvU)

201 The cock carousel has been turning for years and damn few good looking girls are going to be able to pair bond with a man after taking a dozen sausages or more.

***

As the old Tim Wilson song goes "she didn't accidentally get good in bed."

Posted by: Azathoth at February 25, 2021 02:46 PM (QOXn6)

202 If your family tree does not fork, you may be a Biden.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 25, 2021 02:46 PM (yQpMk)

203 Look out, Paulo! There's a new guy in town!

Posted by: Hunter Biden at February 25, 2021 02:46 PM (4uSHG)

204 Giuliani needs to put an image of that drive on file sharing sites. "

I'm pretty sure there are laws regarding that...
===
Most of it was published on the internet last year by Chinese dissidents, server hosted out of Hong Kong.

Posted by: seek and you will find, but wish you didn't at February 25, 2021 02:47 PM (Xri5N)

205 All of that coke...so much energy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2021 02:47 PM (W66RU)

206 "Hunter REALLY hates his family. Outside of pure hedonism and a governor of right and wrong it is the only thing that makes sense."

He's consumed with self-pity, and indignation that he is not more successful. But mostly an amoral hedonist.

Posted by: Can't Spell Bagpipe Without gp at February 25, 2021 02:47 PM (qpX6U)

207 Day or nighttime soap opera could never compete with this shit show. Some Biden fans that I'm acquainted with excuse Hunter because "He's not the President so it doesn't matter!".

Oh, but it does. It is a matter of character. While these sordid tales amuse me, the grifting of his family with foreign countries putting American security at risk while enriching themselves does not.

Imagine if any of Trump's kids had done even 1/10th of this.

Posted by: Cheri at February 25, 2021 02:47 PM (oiNtH)

208 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 25, 2021 02:43 PM (VVEnO)

Well, hell. Hubs is a federal employee but we don't have any school age kids.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 25, 2021 02:47 PM (Ez6QX)

209 I guarandamntee skowjoe knows and doesn't care. Hunter is just a chip off the 'ol block. Boys will be boys.

Posted by: Drc at February 25, 2021 02:47 PM (vbaSG)

210 I have a screen shot from Twitter of Hunter with a very underaged little Asian girl.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at February 25, 2021 02:47 PM (ptqGC)

211 He's more relatable than ever!

Posted by: Feminist Karens and Fifty Shades of Gray Watchers/Bean Flickers at February 25, 2021 02:47 PM (BRpqW)

212 The mating habits of the ruling class continue to baffle biologists.

Posted by: some guy out west at February 25, 2021 02:47 PM (nyFPf)

213 Gotta admire the dick game

Posted by: Corona-kun at February 25, 2021 02:47 PM (OjTGt)

214 Giuliani needs to put an image of that drive on file sharing sites. In fact, I'm pissed at Giuliani for not doing so. What does he owe to Biden or anyone? Get a couple cutouts, have them do it from a burner laptop outside of a cafe with free wifi.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 25, 2021 02:41 PM (YYlyE)

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The sexually incriminating content is illegal to share. Giuliani did the right thing when he and Bernie Kerik delivered it to the Delaware PD, who promptly did nothing with it for a while. They then gave it to the Delaware AG, who gave it to the FBI, who did more of nothing for a year.

Giuliani focused on the more important crimes, like the Joe and family being bribed by China and Ukraine. That's the bigger story than Hunter living out a real-life Aristocrats joke. Biden is owned by China, and proof is in the drive.

Posted by: Brisco County Sr at February 25, 2021 02:48 PM (DBPIP)

215 Bidens acting like Kennedys

Posted by: Desultory joe at February 25, 2021 02:48 PM (L9P9s)

216 "Oh, but I'm fucked up?"

- Charlie Sheen

Posted by: Azathoth at February 25, 2021 02:48 PM (QOXn6)

217 The sad part is that the biden clan will never ever pay the price. In this life....

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at February 25, 2021 02:48 PM (0OmEj)

218 Meh.
This is what life looks like for sociopaths who experience no consequences for bad behaviors.
I bet a nickel that if someone digs hard enough, a dead body or two will show up.
Posted by: Drc

A little cold and scratchy, just bang the dirt off 'em first.

Posted by: Corpse Hunter Biden at February 25, 2021 02:48 PM (jPUkg)

219 >>Hunter REALLY hates his family. Outside of pure hedonism and a governor of right and wrong it is the only thing that makes sense.


The banging his beloved brother's wife/widow is such a revenge/power move, eh? I imagine that Joe reminded the boys every day that Beau was his favorite, and Hunter was a dissapointment. Joe sure likes to say this in public. Sainted Beau, who could do no wrong, who was taken too soon. . . So Hunter went and dirtied all of Beau's family with drugs and sex.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 25, 2021 02:48 PM (bDqIh)

220 living in the reign of Caligula

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No, no. Caligula made his horse council. Our president is a horse's ass.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 25, 2021 02:48 PM (VVEnO)

221 Ace said white trash, I say Bidens give white trash a bad name.

What's more, this gerontological creep told the world that his son Hunter is the best and touts himself as a devout Catholic. If he were such he would try to reform his son.

I see where I went wrong, I'm confusing devout with practicing.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at February 25, 2021 02:48 PM (hpVf/)

222 half your age + 7. Do not deviate from this rule.

The cock carousel has been turning for years and damn few good looking girls are going to be able to pair bond with a man after taking a dozen sausages or more.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 25, 2021 02:44 PM (ifmtJ)

Eh, I'm not super in to the red pill stuff, but some of their phrases (like "cock carousel" or "1000 cock stare") are pretty funny.

But, yes, I try to date girls in their mid-20's, and I'm in my early'ish 30's. Girls my age are either divorced, single mothers, party girls who want to "find a real man," or so desperate to get married and have kids it hurts (while also having highly unrealistic expectations on what a relationship looks like in reality)

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 25, 2021 02:48 PM (UPoLF)

223 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 25, 2021 02:48 PM (Zz0t1)

224 Have any neverTrumpers taken half a step back from all that praise about Biden's decency?
Posted by: Northern lurker


I follow a few on twitter for some reason but, sadly, no, they don't acknowledge the batshit crazy situation at all.

They either ignore it or invent a new OrangeMan complaint out off whole-cloth.

It's mental illness.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 25, 2021 02:48 PM (QjGTg)

225

I'm trying to think of a parody title for hunter's fake "memoirs" coming out called "Beautiful Things." But I cannot.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 25, 2021 02:49 PM (GO+ha)

226 "I have a screen shot from Twitter of Hunter with a very underaged little Asian girl."

I saw that one, someone posted it on Parler.
The next day, Parler was booted off of Amazon servers.
Which may have had something to do with the whole mess.

Posted by: navybrat, pensively pensing. at February 25, 2021 02:49 PM (w7KSn)

227 The Biden family is seriously one fucked up bunch.

....and they put him in the White House.

#WASTF

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 25, 2021 02:49 PM (Zz0t1)

228 >>half your age + 7. Do not deviate from this rule.

Addendum: And the younger partner must be closer to the age of the older partner than they are to the age of the older partner's children.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel - Texas Morons, Support HB 1359 at February 25, 2021 02:49 PM (G6Lqs)

229 Look out, Paulo! There's a new guy in town!
Posted by: Hunter Biden at February 25, 2021 02:46 PM


The Paolo, he is happy to let the Hunter play in the trailer parks. The Paolo, he has standards.

Posted by: Paolo at February 25, 2021 02:49 PM (zExdh)

230 Tree of Liberty Landscaping
---------

So, do you offer pruning services?, because I think we may be due for some of that.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2021 02:49 PM (W66RU)

231 Talk about privilege........

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 25, 2021 02:50 PM (Zz0t1)

232
I'm trying to think of a parody title for hunter's fake "memoirs" coming out called "Beautiful Things." But I cannot.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 25, 2021 02:49 PM (GO+ha)



The Aristocrats is taken.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 25, 2021 02:50 PM (yQpMk)

233 Has Hunter ever shtupped Jill? Would you be surprised if he had?

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 25, 2021 02:43 PM (ZHVt1)

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My wife is convinced he has. She's rarely wrong in her judgment of other people (I'm her exception).
===
Jill's ex thinks she was bangin Stink finger before Stink finger's wife died. Some believe Stink Finger's first wife's "accident" was a suicide attempt, to take the kids with her. Now why would she do that?

So that kind of woman, would not have to descend much further to bang a step son.

Posted by: seek and you will find, but wish you didn't at February 25, 2021 02:50 PM (NH3ow)

234 Would be a kick to find out he also banged Kamala.
If he hit DOCTOR Jill.....no words.

Posted by: keena at February 25, 2021 02:50 PM (Vduj0)

235 >>.15 This guy needs a mullet.
Posted by: Shaftoe

the whole post needs a mullet. Anyone reading this horror show now needs a mullet.

Posted by: ace at February 25, 2021 02:50 PM (5+1A/)

236 Hunter Biden began dating his late brother Beau's widow, Hallie Biden, shortly after Beau died of brain cancer in 2015 ....

Odds are, he was boning her long before then. As to the barely pubescent niece?

I wonder if there are pics.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 25, 2021 02:50 PM (F0YaR)

237 Ashley Biden has serious issues, too. Showering with Dad when she was ten is one of them.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at February 25, 2021 02:50 PM (ptqGC)

238 half your age + 7. Do not deviate from this rule.



Addendum: And the younger partner must be closer to the age of the
older partner than they are to the age of the older partner's children.

I was told there would be no math....

Posted by: pep at February 25, 2021 02:50 PM (v16oJ)

239 I distinctly remember being told that character didn't matter in a president. Many times. Starting back during the BJ Cliton administration.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at February 25, 2021 02:50 PM (HaL55)

240 >>living in the reign of Caligula
>>No, no. Caligula made his horse council. Our president is a horse's ass.

So we have half the leadership, anyway, albeit the back half.

Posted by: some guy out west at February 25, 2021 02:51 PM (nyFPf)

241 What was it that Democrat consultant about pulling a dollar bill on a fishing line through a trailer court and you'll catch Hunter Biden?

Posted by: Northern lurker at February 25, 2021 02:51 PM (lgiXo)

242 Posted by: Lizzy at February 25, 2021 02:48 PM (bDqIh)

Between that and his woe is me texts about kicking up 50%(?) to his father? Absolutely. Dude hates his family and DGAF if he gets caught up.

He is a POS but I think the entire time he was keeping this on his laptop he was subconsciously hoping he got caught. Then maybe it would be all over.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 25, 2021 02:51 PM (+bFb4)

243 Calling AtC. Need to know why SCOTUS denied this case on technical grounds.

https://tinyurl.com/y7brvkvl

Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at February 25, 2021 02:51 PM (3R13O)

244 Caligula phoned in to say: WTF?

Posted by: Joe Mama at February 25, 2021 02:51 PM (vD+8F)

245 When did he even have time to be his dad's bagman? Sheeeeeut...

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: Time to sign on with the Crimson Permanent Assurance at February 25, 2021 02:51 PM (OUMaO)

246 I'm just glad decency and honor have returned to the WH.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at February 25, 2021 02:52 PM (ptqGC)

247 Interesting little post from Instapundit earlier today equating wokeism with Caligula, the play by Camus.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 25, 2021 02:52 PM (LvTSG)

248 "I have a screen shot from Twitter of Hunter with a very underaged little Asian girl."

I saw that one, someone posted it on Parler.
The next day, Parler was booted off of Amazon servers.
Which may have had something to do with the whole mess.
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So many gross photos. It was on a hong kong site. The whole mess.

Posted by: seek and you will find, but wish you didn't at February 25, 2021 02:52 PM (eBcZK)

249 No way Jill hasn't banged Hunter.

None.
Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2021 02:45 PM (VxCsL)

Him and no doubt many other younger men. She's a quintessential gold-digging whore, attached to that decrepit old man, and as we speak she's probably propositioning SS agents and various White House staffs.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 25, 2021 02:52 PM (oQ94s)

250 Scum gotta scum.

No, not Hunter - that's a given.

The 'ladies'.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 25, 2021 02:52 PM (Rvt88)

251 Girls my age are either divorced, single mothers, party girls who want to "find a real man," or so desperate to get married and have kids it hurts (while also having highly unrealistic expectations on what a relationship looks like in reality)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 25, 2021 02:48 PM


Single and 50 this year. ^^^^ All of this.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 25, 2021 02:52 PM (zExdh)

252 Joe said if elected he would treat America like his own family. Ok, where's my hookers and blow?
Posted by: Duke Lowell

Dude, he's doing you up the ass.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 25, 2021 02:52 PM (VVEnO)

253 From viewing countless documentaries, I know that women apparently become uncontrollably horny and sexually voracious when they see a man's erect penis, especially in a residential setting.
Posted by: imp at February 25, 2021 02:39 PM


I am interested in subscribing to your newsletter.

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at February 25, 2021 02:52 PM (DMUuz)

254 If you're fucking your niece,

'cause your family is sleeze,
that's a Biden.

Posted by: 4 at February 25, 2021 02:52 PM (KnJdm)

255 > The sexually incriminating content is illegal to share.

I understand that. It's why I included in my comment steps to avoid being discovered as the one disseminating the content. However, I think it's important ALL this crap gets out.

Our law enforcement, including the DoJ and FBI seems to think it's important to hide our ruling class' crimes. I disagree. I think everyone needs to know.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 25, 2021 02:53 PM (YYlyE)

256 >>>238 half your age + 7. Do not deviate from this rule.


How revoltingly retrograde, dear boy!

Posted by: John Weaver, co-founder of the Lincoln Project with Steve Schmidt, Rick Wilson, Reed Galen, and Geor at February 25, 2021 02:53 PM (5+1A/)

257 237 Ashley Biden has serious issues, too. Showering with Dad when she was ten is one of them.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at February 25, 2021 02:50 PM (ptqGC)

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I'm about 80% certain Hunter was banging Ashley Biden. Gnews posted a raunchy picture from Hunter's drive with her eyes blurred out, but her other feature match up.

Posted by: Brisco County Sr at February 25, 2021 02:53 PM (DBPIP)

258 He is a POS but I think the entire time he was keeping this on his laptop he was subconsciously hoping he got caught. Then maybe it would be all over.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One


Dude probably suffers from depression hardcore and hates himself. Signs are there.

Doesn't excuse anything, but a life like that, you get scars on the inside as well as outside.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: Time to sign on with the Crimson Permanent Assurance at February 25, 2021 02:53 PM (OUMaO)

259 Clearly ace is problematic because he is causing damage to faith in NATO with his Russia-friendly posts

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2021 02:53 PM (KZzsI)

260

I do hope you are kidding. The only people who think an erect penis is directly responsible for a woman's sex drive is the guy with the equipment.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief


If the "viewing countless documentaries" doesn't clue you in, I don't know what else to say . . . .

Posted by: imp at February 25, 2021 02:53 PM (SFOr6)

261 Need to know why SCOTUS denied this case on technical grounds.

https://tinyurl.com/y7brvkvl
Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at February 25, 2021 02:51 PM (3R13O)

Because there is no law or justice, only power.

Third box is empty.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 25, 2021 02:53 PM (ifmtJ)

262 I think I'll introduce Nancy to Hunter and they can discuss the moral victory in evicting Trump.

I'll be in the closet with my power tools drilling a few holes.

Posted by: David French at February 25, 2021 02:53 PM (BRpqW)

263 "Beautiful Things"

"If My Dick Could Talk...."

Posted by: Ktgreat at February 25, 2021 02:53 PM (AD3JT)

264 Addendum: And the younger partner must be closer to the age of the older partner than they are to the age of the older partner's children.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel - Texas Morons, Support HB 1359 at February 25, 2021 02:49 PM (G6Lqs)

I don't know. I know a guy who is probably 52 or 53, his wife is 33, and his oldest son is like 25.

Seems to work fine. Well, his wife is a bit of a bitch and is an alcoholic and doesn't work (well, she does multi level marketing nonsense) but other than that, she's fine. Pretty cute, too.

Good for him, ya know?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 25, 2021 02:53 PM (UPoLF)

265 I've seen a photo of Joe Biden with a mullet oozing up to BJ Clinton. The very definition of sleaze.

Posted by: Northern lurker at February 25, 2021 02:53 PM (lgiXo)

266 What was it that Democrat consultant about pulling a dollar bill on a fishing line through a trailer court and you'll catch Hunter Biden?
Posted by: Northern lurker


You'd need a million dollars.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 25, 2021 02:54 PM (wyNrR)

267 260

I do hope you are kidding. The only people who think an erect penis is directly responsible for a woman's sex drive is the guy with the equipment.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief

If the "viewing countless documentaries" doesn't clue you in, I don't know what else to say . . . .
Posted by: imp at February 25, 2021 02:53 PM (SFOr6)

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I don't get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 25, 2021 02:54 PM (LvTSG)

268 So how long before Sundown Joe is running around the White House, masturbating like a chimpanzee?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 25, 2021 02:54 PM (03n3v)

269 ....Long story short, turns out she's 55, divorced, with kids that are his age and the pictures she used were like 20 years old and super touched up (they looked suspicious to me, but some people have shitty cameras I guess). Oh, and she's a complete nut.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 25, 2021 02:37


This is kinda hilarious.

Posted by: runner at February 25, 2021 02:55 PM (51Lal)

270 Hunter was getting more ass than Frank Sinatra. Props to him.

Posted by: retarded American electorate at February 25, 2021 02:55 PM (m/Gc2)

271
I don't know. I know a guy who is probably 52 or 53, his wife is 33, and his oldest son is like 25.

Seems to work fine. Well, his wife is a bit of a bitch and is an alcoholic and doesn't work (well, she does multi level marketing nonsense) but other than that, she's fine. Pretty cute, too.

Good for him, ya know?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 25, 2021 02:53 PM (UPoLF)

That's basically living the dream in the USA.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 25, 2021 02:55 PM (Zm+LZ)

272 "What was it that Democrat consultant about pulling a dollar bill on a fishing line through a trailer court and you'll catch Hunter Biden?"

Are there trailer courts in China? If not, what do they do when a trailer is charged with a crime?

Posted by: Durable Yet Minimal gp-Based Barrier at February 25, 2021 02:55 PM (qpX6U)

273 This family is repulsive beyond words.

But Trump said pussy. Yeah. Y'all go with that.
The biden family is beneath our attention, and I hope they all rot in hell.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 25, 2021 02:56 PM (W2Pud)

274 166 106 Brisco County

Where is this available?
Posted by: .87c at February 25, 2021 02:43 PM (f2/Ik)

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Steve Bannon made copies to give to media, but I don't know if it's publicly available.

Posted by: Brisco County Sr at February 25, 2021 02:56 PM (DBPIP)

275 But.......But.....But Trump lied about the Ukraine !!!!

Posted by: James at February 25, 2021 02:56 PM (TdWJo)

276 275 But.......But.....But Trump lied about the Ukraine !!!!
Posted by: James at February 25, 2021 02:56 PM (TdWJo)

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Well, he told the truth about Ukraine, but the deep state didn't like it. So, pretty much the same thing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 25, 2021 02:56 PM (LvTSG)

277 This was on the laptop. The laptop that the FBI had in November.

OF 2019!

Posted by: blaster at February 25, 2021 02:56 PM (ZfRYq)

278 So how long before Sundown Joe is running around the White House, masturbating like a chimpanzee?
Posted by: Dr. Bone

What do you mean, how long?

He's been doing that for decades.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 25, 2021 02:57 PM (Rvt88)

279
This is why I recommend the very dark film You Were Never Really Here.

You'll never look at a member of Congress the same again.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 25, 2021 02:57 PM (Beolw)

280 Who's going to die first--BJ Clinton, or Hunter?

Posted by: Northern lurker at February 25, 2021 02:57 PM (lgiXo)

281 >> Y'all want to know why Hunter gets tail all over DC, Ukraine, and China?

1) Fame
2) Connections
3) Lots of cocaine
4) He pays for sex
5) 9" penis.

Only the last point is a unique advantage he may have over most men.
- - -
Bet for some women, him being so broken was an attraction -- some women love a project, love to play the role of savior/redeemer with a 'bad boy' IYKWIM. See all those idiots who are pen pals with murderers in prison.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 25, 2021 02:57 PM (bDqIh)

282 So this looks like it fell through the cracks during the Election but a Federal judge ruled that inmates and other prisoners are entitled to the 1st and 2nd round federal stimulus checks (totaling $1,800). Congress failed to put in a provision saying they were ineligible.

Inmates can claim their stimulus on income tax form and receive it as a direct refund.

And guess what... the 3rd stimulus check bill STILL DOES NOT HAVE a provision banning inmates and prisoners from receiving it...


https://tinyurl.com/27aackrn

Posted by: Pair o' Noid at February 25, 2021 02:57 PM (a7HML)

283

What kind of "documentary" would involve banging? Maybe I should have written "cinema verite" for you, TJM. Yeesh.

Morons. (said with love)

Posted by: imp at February 25, 2021 02:57 PM (SFOr6)

284 Everybody who reports this gossip owes Richard Belzer a quarter for royalties because he told the joke about a play that has as it's punchline, "The Aristocrats."

Posted by: 80's music fan at February 25, 2021 02:57 PM (glGDV)

285
Everything that people like us were saying, correctly, about the Biden family, Gov. Cuomo, Gov. Newsom etc. was suppressed by the media. Now it's public grist for the mill, to get rid of them all -- just old white liabilities now, time to make room for the radicals.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 25, 2021 02:58 PM (hLzTG)

286 The media is only covering this now that Joe is about to resign from cognitive decline.

Posted by: Brisco County Sr at February 25, 2021 02:58 PM (DBPIP)

287 If the "viewing countless documentaries" doesn't clue you in, I don't know what else to say . . . .
Posted by: imp at February 25, 2021 02:53 PM (SFOr6)

I don't get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 25, 2021 02:54 PM (LvTSG)


imp is referring to a very famous filmmaker. Their intro is some orange graphics cut to the drum shuffle from Toto's "Rosanna".

Posted by: Ian S. at February 25, 2021 02:58 PM (ZGrMX)

288 Daily Mail: Hunter Biden Wasn't Just Banging His Brother's Wife, He Was Also Banging His Brother's Wife's Married Sister

Yeah, and WE are the white trash.

Oh. OK.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 25, 2021 02:58 PM (YqDXo)

289 I guess I should just retire the Ben Roethlisberger call.

It never works.

*sobs quietly but manfully*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 25, 2021 02:58 PM (LvTSG)

290 Harry, I'm a parent myself. The thought of taking my kindergartener to school, and a little boy walks down the hall past us to his fourth grade classroom, and then 25 years later I date that little boy?!?!?!?!?!?!? That is REVOLTING.

There's also the cultural differences. Watching your date bond with your kid over their both having totally loved Peppa Pig is definitely not something that gets the ol' girl boner going.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel - Texas Morons, Support HB 1359 at February 25, 2021 02:58 PM (G6Lqs)

291 for the primo course, signore, we a luscious sister in law

for the secundy, her sister

Posted by: REDACTED at February 25, 2021 02:58 PM (6iURM)

292 Biden: Make love Not War........... La......La.......La live for today...... Hey....Hey........ Ho.....Ho.... I am not going to go......... 1-2-3, what are we fighting for, I do not give a damn, next stop is Vietnam........

Posted by: James at February 25, 2021 02:59 PM (TdWJo)

293 If the "viewing countless documentaries" doesn't clue you in, I don't know what else to say . . . .
Posted by: imp at February 25, 2021 02:53 PM (SFOr6)

=========

I don't get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 25, 2021 02:54 PM (LvTSG)

PORN, he's talking about PORN.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 25, 2021 02:59 PM (UPoLF)

294 half your age + 7. Do not deviate from this rule.

Its a shockingly good rule, almost like God came up with it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2021 02:59 PM (KZzsI)

295 285
Everything that people like us were saying, correctly, about the Biden family, Gov. Cuomo, Gov. Newsom etc. was suppressed by the media. Now it's public grist for the mill, to get rid of them all -- just old white liabilities now, time to make room for the radicals.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 25, 2021 02:58 PM (hLzTG)

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Correct. The media only feeds them to the wolves when their value is used up.

Posted by: Brisco County Sr at February 25, 2021 02:59 PM (DBPIP)

296 Congratulations, Biden voters: the guy you voted for president forged Hunter's moral compass. Please, not one more word about "grabbing pussy."
Posted by: EveR at February 25, 2021 02:31 PM (6t7vR)

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In retrospect that is so quaint.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at February 25, 2021 02:59 PM (hpVf/)

297 Need to know why SCOTUS denied this case on technical grounds.

https://tinyurl.com/y7brvkvl
Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at February 25, 2021 02:51 PM (3R13O)

Because there is no law or justice, only power Zuul.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 25, 2021 02:59 PM (VVEnO)

298 Still not nearly as bad as Trump saying pussy. Or mean tweets

Posted by: Ripley at February 25, 2021 02:59 PM (MxEKc)

299 Hunter does not know know how to say "no" to puthy.

Posted by: runner at February 25, 2021 02:59 PM (51Lal)

300 Because there is no law or justice, only power.

Third box is empty.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 25, 2021 02:53 PM (ifmtJ)

Did some more digging and part of the problem is it was a joint task force between MI and FBI. So, somehow, a Grand Rapids plainclothes policeman and FBI agent accost a guy they think was involved in a robbery. The guy thinks he is getting mugged and takes off. The task force popo chase and beat him. Why is the FBI involved in a burglary. Anyways, the problem is who can be sued?

Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at February 25, 2021 02:59 PM (3R13O)

301 Harry, I'm a parent myself. The thought of taking my kindergartener to school, and a little boy walks down the hall past us to his fourth grade classroom, and then 25 years later I date that little boy?!?!?!?!?!?!? That is REVOLTING.

There's also the cultural differences. Watching your date bond with your kid over their both having totally loved Peppa Pig is definitely not something that gets the ol' girl boner going.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel - Texas Morons, Support HB 1359 at February 25, 2021 02:58 PM (G6Lqs)

I'm talking about an older guy with a younger woman. The other way probably wouldn't work as well.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 25, 2021 02:59 PM (UPoLF)

302 This family is repulsive beyond words.

But Trump said pussy.
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Nailed it.

They don't just lie. They turn reality inside out.

Posted by: seek and you will find, but wish you didn't at February 25, 2021 02:59 PM (FzUiP)

303 251 Girls my age are either divorced, single mothers, party girls who want to "find a real man," or so desperate to get married and have kids it hurts (while also having highly unrealistic expectations on what a relationship looks like in reality)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 25, 2021 02:48 PM

Single and 50 this year. ^^^^ All of this.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState



52 this year and yes. Sadly you are correct. I'm fine though. Get more golf in! :-)

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 25, 2021 03:00 PM (VVz6h)

304 I denounce this entire post as RUSSIAN DISINFORMATION.

Anal Swabs for the win!!!
--Chinese Foreign Ministry

Posted by: Diogenes at February 25, 2021 03:00 PM (axyOa)

305 I guess I should just retire the Ben Roethlisberger call.

It never works.
*sobs quietly but manfully*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 25, 2021 02:58 PM

Caps lock helps...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 25, 2021 03:00 PM (jPUkg)

306 These Biden dames are classy.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 25, 2021 03:00 PM (H5knJ)

307 I don't get it.

Spoiler alert: she never pays for the pizza in those documentaries.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at February 25, 2021 03:00 PM (HaL55)

308 So how long before Sundown Joe is running around the White House, masturbating like a chimpanzee?
------
Probably never stopped. Just doesn't know he's doing it. Joe, you KNOW you're supposed to do that in the Lincoln bedroom.

Posted by: dartist at February 25, 2021 03:01 PM (+ya+t)

309 But Jill gave Joe a neck rub. That's true love.

Posted by: Northern lurker at February 25, 2021 03:01 PM (lgiXo)

310 307 I don't get it.

Spoiler alert: she never pays for the pizza in those documentaries.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at February 25, 2021 03:00 PM (HaL55)

=========

I think our minimum wage conversation from earlier today proved that you don't always pay for things with money.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 25, 2021 03:01 PM (LvTSG)

311 5) 9" penis.

Only the last point is a unique advantage he may have over most men.
Posted by: Brisco County Sr at February 25, 2021 02:40 PM (DBPIP)

Ahem, as someone who has seen some of the Hunter pics... I'm rating this claim as "false."

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 25, 2021 03:01 PM (UPoLF)

312 Delaware Man.

Posted by: mrp at February 25, 2021 03:01 PM (Pqytn)

313 He's climbing in yo windows, he's snatchin yo people up, havin sex with 'em. So y'all need to hide yo kids, hide yo wife, hide yo husband cause Hunter is having sex with errbody out here.
Posted by: Antoine Dobson

I loved that video. Unfortunately, Antoine and family never did find out who snatch his people up.

Posted by: Cheri at February 25, 2021 03:02 PM (oiNtH)

314 So wait, we he banging his brother's wife, his brother's wife's sister AND his brother's wife's daughter at the same time?
This guy really likes to keep it in the family.
Posted by: Obligatory at February 25, 2021 02:32 PM (qlFIA)

-------------------

He really had issues with his brother.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at February 25, 2021 03:02 PM (hpVf/)

315 ...and yet, his Tweets are So Polite!?

Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2021 03:02 PM (zaYLi)

316 >>>It never works.

*sobs quietly but manfully*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 25, 2021 02:58 PM (LvTSG)

=======

Nah. Half the fun is seeing how many people try to explain it.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at February 25, 2021 03:02 PM (JZ/1e)

317 " some women love a project, love to play the role of savior/redeemer with a 'bad boy' IYKWIM."

And Some Girls just love free coke ...

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 25, 2021 03:02 PM (ZHVt1)

318 9" penis.

Only the last point is a unique advantage he may have over most men.
Posted by: Brisco County Sr at February 25, 2021 02:40 PM (DBPIP)

Ahem, as someone who has seen some of the Hunter pics... I'm rating this claim as "false."
Posted by: Harry Paratestes


From the art thread this morning, you lose 8" in a mirror.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 25, 2021 03:02 PM (wyNrR)

319

imp is referring to a very famous filmmaker. Their intro is some orange graphics cut to the drum shuffle from Toto's "Rosanna".
Posted by: Ian S.


LOL, more like a NF logo, but yeah. Maybe one with a crown, or a filmmaker called BB, something like that

Some of y'all are thick as a brick today. Pretty sure we've called this genre "documentaries" here for a long time

Posted by: imp at February 25, 2021 03:02 PM (SFOr6)

320 PORN, he's talking about PORN.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at


*snort*

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 25, 2021 03:02 PM (W2Pud)

321 I would expect any parent regardless of their sex to be grossed out by the thought of dating their kid's contemporary.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel - Texas Morons, Support HB 1359 at February 25, 2021 03:03 PM (G6Lqs)

322 looks like Beau is the only nonscumbag of the family, and that's only by virtue of being dead

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at February 25, 2021 03:03 PM (uS2EJ)

323 'Ahem, as someone who has seen some of the Hunter pics... I'm rating this claim as "false."'

Whoever censored the photos made the blurs extra big. Either the censor was trying to pay Hunter a compliment, or more likely it increased the click-value of the images.

Posted by: Durable Yet Minimal gp-Based Barrier at February 25, 2021 03:03 PM (qpX6U)

324 Calling AtC. Need to know why SCOTUS denied this case on technical grounds.

https://tinyurl.com/y7brvkvl
Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at February 25, 2021 02:51 PM (3R13O)


I'll try to dejargon: Basically what the Court held (Thomas opinion so it's written in English, not Legal) was that the district court did enter a ruling on the merits in the dismissal of the case brought under Bivens for qualified immunity [presume caterwauling here] and thus the FTCA claims were statutorily barred. Footnote 3 has an excellent summary of res judicata by the by.

Also, while this case involves QI, it's not a QI decision directly. To sum up, Michigan state law, which is the controlling law at issue on the underlying claims, provides immunity for intentional acts done in subjective good faith. The dismissal of the Bivens case was based on that state law and that matter was not before the Court and thus there was no ruling on it.

TLDR - Due to the unique nature of FTCA cases where subject matter jurisdiction involves merit decisions as well, a merits decision on a related case acts as a judgment bar in FTCA cases. This prevents serial litigation.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at February 25, 2021 03:03 PM (GbPPJ)

325 The idea of marrying a girl with kids that were under 10 or so wasn't so troubling to me; I'd have a chance to have real impact in their upbringing, and I like smaller kids more than teens because they're more pleasant and less dramatic to be around.

But marrying a woman with 15 or 20-something idiot kids... no thanks.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2021 03:03 PM (KZzsI)

326 What's the time line on Biden resignation? I use to think it was long enough t cure corona but with Fauci extending the pandemic to 2022 they will have to just forget about that.

Posted by: Ripley at February 25, 2021 03:03 PM (MxEKc)

327 > So how long before Sundown Joe is running around the White House, masturbating like a chimpanzee?

You think he's not? Secret Service leaked that Slow Joe was swimming nude in front of female agents when he was veep. Those leaks usually come out after the agents involved retire. We're going to have to wait until this crop of agents retire before we get some of the details of how much jackassery is going on in the Harris WH.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 25, 2021 03:03 PM (YYlyE)

328 imp is referring to a very famous filmmaker. Their intro is some orange graphics cut to the drum shuffle from Toto's "Rosanna".
*tunes up the guitar with the wah-wah pedal* Bow chicka bow-wow...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at February 25, 2021 03:03 PM (HaL55)

329 OT - Here's a good one. "China apologizes for forcing Biden's staff to submit to anal Covid exams. Around 50 members of Biden's team were subjected to anal penetration on one or more occasions from CCP doctors. China promises to stop."
These were voluntary exams and the morons at State went along with it so not to upset China. Great googly moogly.

Posted by: lowandslow at February 25, 2021 03:04 PM (qH6FZ)

330 Con Inc voted for Biden because they instantly recognized in his kid a kindred spirit of the bull they let loose an their wives confirmed

Posted by: Dr. DJ3Way at February 25, 2021 03:04 PM (bhPL1)

331 So how long before Sundown Joe is running around the White House, masturbating like a chimpanzee?


Why didn't someone tell me that was wrong?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 25, 2021 03:04 PM (wyNrR)

332 Did you see those crazy bug eyes? Those "AOC without the big boobs" eyes?

Not with Ted Kennedy's dick.

Posted by: TheHoser at February 25, 2021 03:04 PM (b9pgb)

333 321 I would expect any parent regardless of their sex to be grossed out by the thought of dating their kid's contemporary.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel - Texas Morons, Support HB 1359 at February 25, 2021 03:03 PM (G6Lqs)

I mean like if it was my (hypothetical) daughter's best friend who I knew since she was 4, yeah that'd be a bit disturbing.

But if I was 50, had a 25 year old daughter, and just happened to be dating a 25 year old, I don't think I'd have a problem with it. I could see why my daughter might, though.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 25, 2021 03:04 PM (UPoLF)

334 some women love a project, love to play the role of savior/redeemer with a 'bad boy' IYKWIM.

And if they manage to "fix" the guy, get bored with him and want the bad boy again. Its like idiot white knight types who want a troubled girl to "save"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2021 03:04 PM (KZzsI)

335 half your age + 7. Do not deviate from this rule.


What if that makes them menopausal?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 25, 2021 03:05 PM (yQpMk)

336 I know we talk about Hunter Biden the loser, but...

He's a multimillionaire, probably destined to be a billionaire now that Slow Joe has be coronated.

He screws good-looking women all over the world.

He gets high all the time and doesn't do any real work.

I may change my opinion on his being a loser.

Posted by: Ralph the Gladiator at February 25, 2021 03:05 PM (5FiEy)

337

OH, TJM WAS TRYING TO BE FUNNY WITH OBVIOUS OBLIVIOUSNESS BUT FAILED TO USE THE ALL CAPS!!!! THAT IS FUNNY BECAUSE HE SHOULD KNOW BETTER!!!

Posted by: imp at February 25, 2021 03:05 PM (SFOr6)

338 Hunter Biden began dating his late brother Beau's widow, Hallie Biden, shortly after Beau died of brain cancer in 2015

About a minute, to answer your question.

Posted by: Hunter B. at February 25, 2021 03:05 PM (9Fwwf)

339 The covid pay outs to Federal workers is to buy loyalty or fealty when sh!t goes sideways?

Posted by: Tree of Liberty Landscaping at February 25, 2021 03:05 PM (DB16e)

340 These were voluntary exams and the morons at State went along with it so not to upset China. Great googly moogly.


Posted by: lowandslow at February 25, 2021 03:04 PM (qH6FZ)

As someone earlier put it: It couldn't have happened to a more deserving bunch of assholes.

Posted by: 4 at February 25, 2021 03:06 PM (KnJdm)

341 >>>Some of y'all are thick as a brick today. Pretty sure we've called this genre "documentaries" here for a long time
Posted by: imp at February 25, 2021 03:02 PM (SFOr6)

======

I'm a little ashamed it wasn't picked up by others. Something like this would never happen in the ONT, I'm sure.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at February 25, 2021 03:06 PM (JZ/1e)

342 Hunter was getting more ass than Frank Sinatra. Props to him.
Posted by: retarded American electorate at February 25, 2021 02:55 PM (m/Gc2)


Can you really give props for getting the ass of FAMILY members?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 25, 2021 03:06 PM (Zz0t1)

343 306 These Biden dames are classy.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 25, 2021 03:00 PM (H5knJ)


It takes two to tango

Posted by: Gref at February 25, 2021 03:06 PM (AMIL/)

344 But what is the media focuses on? A picture of Trump holding Ivanka as a young girl. His arm is around her shoulders and he kisses the back of her head. But that's totally worse than anything Joe did.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at February 25, 2021 03:06 PM (5HBd1)

345 But if I was 50, had a 25 year old daughter, and just happened to be
dating a 25 year old, I don't think I'd have a problem with it. I could
see why my daughter might, though.


Bill Wyman hardest hit.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at February 25, 2021 03:06 PM (HaL55)

346 Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at February 25, 2021 03:03 PM (GbPPJ)

Yuck! I don't like any of those words. Looks like the answer to a civ pro final exam question.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 25, 2021 03:07 PM (UPoLF)

347 He gets high all the time and doesn't do any real work.

Are you kidding? YOu ask him and he's doing all the work while his family sits around doing nothing and he has to whack* part of the earnings to dad, its totally unfair

*old mob term for paying tribute, not masturbation

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2021 03:07 PM (KZzsI)

348 I could see why my daughter might, though.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 25, 2021 03:04 PM (UPoLF)

It's creepy.

Posted by: 4 at February 25, 2021 03:07 PM (KnJdm)

349 But if I was 50, had a 25 year old daughter, and just happened to be dating a 25 year old, I don't think I'd have a problem with it. I could see why my daughter might, though.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 25, 2021 03:04 PM (UPoLF)



I don't think I am speaking out of turn to note that Mrs928's stepmother is 4 years older than her. Though stepmother is a bit of a stretch since Mrs928 was an adult when her Father's 4th marriage occurred.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 25, 2021 03:07 PM (yQpMk)

350 337

OH, TJM WAS TRYING TO BE FUNNY WITH OBVIOUS OBLIVIOUSNESS BUT FAILED TO USE THE ALL CAPS!!!! THAT IS FUNNY BECAUSE HE SHOULD KNOW BETTER!!!
Posted by: imp at February 25, 2021 03:05 PM (SFOr6)

==========

I appreciate the effort imp, but it's just not the same when it doesn't come from Ben.

*wipes manly tear from cheek*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 25, 2021 03:07 PM (LvTSG)

351 But did he ask women to play strip poker....?

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone GAF. Talking to myself until I talk to nobody. at February 25, 2021 03:07 PM (Ve//x)

352 329 OT - Here's a good one. "China apologizes for forcing Biden's staff to submit to anal Covid exams. Around 50 members of Biden's team were subjected to anal penetration on one or more occasions from CCP doctors. China promises to stop."
These were voluntary exams and the morons at State went along with it so not to upset China. Great googly moogly.
Posted by: lowandslow at February 25, 2021 03:04 PM (qH6FZ)


Just bend over and think of your Country. I guess.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 25, 2021 03:07 PM (dfRN6)

353 We will know that a eminent release of more nasty details are going to drop when the media starts hitting "The Terrible Problem of Deep Fake Videos" created by white supremists.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 25, 2021 03:07 PM (SFSVc)

354 But what is the media focuses on? A picture of Trump holding Ivanka as a young girl.

It looks like a totally normal dad thing, except Trump is a big handsome guy and she's such a pretty girl that they read all kinds of other stuff into it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2021 03:08 PM (KZzsI)

355 I don't think I am speaking out of turn to note that
Mrs928's stepmother is 4 years older than her. Though stepmother is a
bit of a stretch since Mrs928 was an adult when her Father's 4th
marriage occurred.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 25, 2021 03:07 PM (yQpMk)


My head hurts.

Posted by: mrp at February 25, 2021 03:08 PM (Pqytn)

356 He screws good-looking women all over the world.

He gets high all the time and doesn't do any real work.

I may change my opinion on his being a loser.
Posted by: Ralph the Gladiator at February 25, 2021 03:05 PM (5FiEy)

It does sound like quite the adventurous life. I wonder how often he goes to Thailand and other sex tourism places...

They are usually a bit strict about crack in those types of countries though, so...

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 25, 2021 03:08 PM (UPoLF)

357 when they see a man's erect penis, especially in a residential setting.

A residential setting like in Family Circus?? Not me!

Posted by: andycanuck with 27% more banner ad malware at February 25, 2021 03:08 PM (d6he9)

358 It takes two to tango

Oh, yeah. I take it for granted that everyone agrees that Hunter is subhuman garbage.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 25, 2021 03:08 PM (H5knJ)

359 Anyways, the problem is who can be sued?
Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at February 25, 2021 02:59 PM (3R13O)


The QI issue is that Michigan law provides for immunity in cases where there is subjective good faith. That issue was not before SCOTUS and thus isn't addressed in this ruling. This is a technical ruling on when a decision is a merits decision for determining if the judgment bar in the FTCA was met.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at February 25, 2021 03:08 PM (GbPPJ)

360 "As someone earlier put it: It couldn't have happened to a more deserving bunch of assholes."

I should have known I was probably hours late on that, it's the moron way.

Posted by: lowandslow at February 25, 2021 03:08 PM (qH6FZ)

361 Whatever happened to Hunters paternity case in Arkansas?

Posted by: Mishdog at February 25, 2021 03:09 PM (cqAUI)

362 Real shitweezils, all the way around.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at February 25, 2021 03:09 PM (qZdIZ)

363 I may change my opinion on his being a loser.

Posted by: Ralph the Gladiator at February 25, 2021 03:05 PM (5FiEy)

On our tax dollars and selling out his countrymen for his old perverted father. Loser in my book.

Posted by: 4 at February 25, 2021 03:09 PM (KnJdm)

364 Girls my age are either divorced, single mothers, party girls who want to "find a real man," or so desperate to get married and have kids it hurts (while also having highly unrealistic expectations on what a relationship looks like in reality)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes

Single and 50 this year. ^^^^ All of this.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

52 this year and yes. Sadly you are correct. I'm fine though. Get more golf in! :-)
Posted by: Puddleglum

That wasn't my experience when I was dating in my 50's. Oh sure, now and then a goofball, but I'm sure a few of the ladies said that about me too. With good reason.

Between 35 and 75 - of course there were differences in life experiences and desires for the rest of life - but I had a blast and met some great gals for dancing, theater, hiking, rowing, dinner, etc. It was fun.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 25, 2021 03:09 PM (Rvt88)

365 Lots of material for late night tv hosts here.

Posted by: mr tmz at February 25, 2021 03:10 PM (m/Gc2)

366 Don't forget he was also banging the dead brother's daughter.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at February 25, 2021 03:10 PM (03Hn+)

367 Me first post on me new partially set up blazing fast laptop. I'm a cheap bastard so I used the old one till it died. 20 years. Not too bad for a desktop. Might still work if Vista hadn't crapped out.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 25, 2021 03:10 PM (eJn7u)

368 Every single person in the Biden universe was molested repeatedly as a child - most by Joe Biden himself. Prove me wrong.
Posted by: kathysaysso at February 25, 2021 02:38 PM

I hate that I read that as "the Biden Cinematic Universe".

Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at February 25, 2021 03:10 PM (OssQ4)

369 AI upscaled footage of 1911 NYC, from footage taken by a Swedish company. This is amazing. Not a fan of the colorizing but still... an incredible peer into the past.

https://tinyurl.com/sp5dm4bh

Posted by: ... at February 25, 2021 03:10 PM (uEbPt)

370 The Golden Delicious apple was an anomaly. I am pretty sure his dad is a fucking pig, too.

Posted by: Woke A Cola at February 25, 2021 03:10 PM (rxR5g)

371

*wipes manly tear from cheek*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison



There, there, it's OK, TJM. Ben DOES belong in any thread involving inappropriate sexual conduct. He SHOULD be here. It's not your fault that you miss him.

Posted by: imp at February 25, 2021 03:10 PM (SFOr6)

372 Need to know why SCOTUS denied this case on technical grounds.

https://tinyurl.com/y7brvkvl
Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at February 25, 2021 02:51 PM (3R13O)
--
SCOTUS is usually inscrutable with its actual motives. Technically, they denied a plaintiff's cause of action under Bivens (itself a SCOTUS decision that allows plaintiffs to bring certain causes of action against individual officers), because the Plaintiff also sued the United States (under the Federal Tort Claims Act) and a Federal Court dismissed the causes of action against the United States.

The FTCA has a "judgement bar" which bars actions against individual federal employees if the same claims were brought against the United States, and dismissed.

The Sixth Circuit held that the "judgement bar" of the FTCA didn't bar the Bivens action claims on jurisdictional grounds. SCOTUS held that the district court's judgement dismissing the FTCA claims against the United States was on the merits, thus making the judgment bar applicable to the Bivens claims.

Posted by: Revenant at February 25, 2021 03:10 PM (b9Gb2)

373 Has Joe started wandering the streets of DC wearing nothing but a wife beater?

Posted by: Northern lurker at February 25, 2021 03:10 PM (lgiXo)

374 Hunter Biden began dating his late brother Beau's widow, Hallie Biden, shortly after Beau died of brain cancer in 2015

About a minute, to answer your question.
Posted by: Hunter B.


Funeral home sex.
It's a thing.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 25, 2021 03:10 PM (wyNrR)

375 Calling AtC. Need to know why SCOTUS denied this case on technical grounds.

https://tinyurl.com/y7brvkvl
Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at February 25, 2021 02:51 PM (3R13O)

Was he white?

Posted by: Mike Lee (R-Google) at February 25, 2021 03:10 PM (ONvIw)

376 Yuck! I don't like any of those words. Looks like the answer to a civ pro final exam question.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 25, 2021 03:07 PM (UPoLF)


Right?

I'm sitting here twitching thinking about the FTCA and arrrrgggghhhh.

If I ever wander back into doing litigation, the Horde needs to come through the USB port and slap me.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at February 25, 2021 03:10 PM (GbPPJ)

377 It looks like a totally normal dad thing, except
Trump is a big handsome guy and she's such a pretty girl that they read
all kinds of other stuff into it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2021 03:08 PM (KZzsI)

They project, because they cannot empathize with anyone who is not like them.

Posted by: 4 at February 25, 2021 03:10 PM (KnJdm)

378 371 There, there, it's OK, TJM. Ben DOES belong in any thread involving inappropriate sexual conduct. He SHOULD be here. It's not your fault that you miss him.
Posted by: imp at February 25, 2021 03:10 PM (SFOr6)

=========

I just don't know what we did to make him run away.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 25, 2021 03:11 PM (LvTSG)

379 The only winner here is the ex-stripper who had his baby. By all accounts through interviews she is surrounded by a good family and the baby is being raised right. Hopefully, Hunter finally has to pony up child support which he so desperately tried to get out of. I wouldn't want to be near or any part of that family.

Posted by: Cheri at February 25, 2021 03:11 PM (oiNtH)

380 I can not explain how desperate upper middle class suburban moms are.

90% of their husbands work a ridiculous amount of hours. The moms are lonely and desperately want attention.

Posted by: MJ at February 25, 2021 03:11 PM (gAMkn)

381 I don't think I am speaking out of turn to note that
Mrs928's stepmother is 4 years older than her. Though stepmother is a
bit of a stretch since Mrs928 was an adult when her Father's 4th
marriage occurred.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 25, 2021 03:07 PM (yQpMk)


My head hurts.
Posted by: mrp at February 25, 2021 03:08 PM


If memory serves, Fred Thompson was older than his mother-in-law.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 25, 2021 03:11 PM (zExdh)

382 Hunter was getting more ass than Frank Sinatra.

-
More ass than Tank Abrams' toilet seat?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 25, 2021 03:11 PM (VVEnO)

383 That wasn't my experience when I was dating in my 50's.

It is understating events to say "things have changed"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2021 03:11 PM (KZzsI)

384 What a loathsome family. Next you'll be telling me his dad was doinking some slut, whom he later married, while using his dead wife as a political prop.

Posted by: Jack Ass at February 25, 2021 03:11 PM (Ks/+3)

385 "I can not explain how desperate upper middle class suburban moms are.

90% of their husbands work a ridiculous amount of hours. The moms are lonely and desperately want attention."

Cripes, they have "The View." What more do they want?

Posted by: Durable Yet Minimal gp-Based Barrier at February 25, 2021 03:12 PM (qpX6U)

386 Most politicians should be regarded as sleazy scum until proven otherwise.
If you catch a senator walking on your street bring your children and pets indoors and lock the door.

Posted by: Northern lurker at February 25, 2021 03:12 PM (lgiXo)

387 The only winner here is the ex-stripper who had his baby. By all accounts through interviews she is surrounded by a good family and the baby is being raised right.

Allow that to sink in. The ex-stripper is an island of normalcy and stability comparatively.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 25, 2021 03:12 PM (H5knJ)

388
Proposal:

Give Hunter the nuclear codes and let Joe bang all his daughters-in-law.

Winning and... BIPARTISAN!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 25, 2021 03:12 PM (s2VJv)

389 380 I can not explain how desperate upper middle class suburban moms are.

90% of their husbands work a ridiculous amount of hours. The moms are lonely and desperately want attention.

Posted by: MJ at February 25, 2021 03:11 PM (gAMkn)

Have dick, will travel.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 25, 2021 03:12 PM (eJn7u)

390 I can not explain how desperate upper middle class suburban moms are.

90% of their husbands work a ridiculous amount of hours. The moms are lonely and desperately want attention.

Posted by: MJ at February 25, 2021 03:11 PM


The Paolo, he understands this.

Posted by: Paolo at February 25, 2021 03:12 PM (zExdh)

391
I may change my opinion on his being a loser.Posted by: Ralph the Gladiator at February 25, 2021 03:05 PM (5FiEy)On our tax dollars and selling out his countrymen for his old perverted father. Loser in my book.

And here I was just wanting a decent job with some upward mobility to have enough money to live comfortably on my "beer budget" wanty things.
Silly me.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at February 25, 2021 03:12 PM (HaL55)

392 I can not explain how desperate upper middle class suburban moms are.

90% of their husbands work a ridiculous amount of hours. The moms are lonely and desperately want attention.

- -

Truth.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go help my neighbor Allison fix a shower head. Her husband is never around to do this stuff.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone GAF. Talking to myself until I talk to nobody. at February 25, 2021 03:12 PM (Ve//x)

393 Did Psircle Back get her O-ring probed?

Posted by: bonhomme at February 25, 2021 03:12 PM (YYlyE)

394 366 Don't forget he was also banging the dead brother's daughter.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at February 25, 2021 03:10 PM (03Hn+)

Yes. I actually feel bad for her, she was like 14 in those pictures. She's definitely going to be fucked up for life because of this. Doubly so now that she's been (somewhat) exposed.

I will say this: props to 4chan for being as discrete as possible and tip toeing lightly around this, because I mean... shit. 14 year old kid. Her dad had recently died. Her crackhead uncle moves in and starts molesting her.

Really fucked up.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 25, 2021 03:13 PM (UPoLF)

395 Cripes, they have "The View." What more do they want?
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Mostly for someone to pay attention to them and dick. In that order. It's sad.

Posted by: MJ at February 25, 2021 03:13 PM (gAMkn)

396

What a loathsome family. Next you'll be telling me his dad was doinking some slut, whom he later married, while using his dead wife as a political prop.
Posted by: Jack Ass


A married slut, who was taking care of the remaining children. Jill's a whorebag.

The Aristocrats, indeed.

Posted by: imp at February 25, 2021 03:13 PM (SFOr6)

397 They should create a new soap opera after the Biden escapades. They can call it, As the Toilet Swirls, with Floaters.

Posted by: Jack Ass at February 25, 2021 03:13 PM (Ks/+3)

398 Can you really give props for getting the ass of FAMILY members?
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Hasn't inbreeding of royalty been common throughout history? Would explain how fvcked up most of the left is.

Posted by: dartist at February 25, 2021 03:13 PM (+ya+t)

399 389
Have dick, will travel.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 25, 2021 03:12 PM (eJn7u)


Dribble-step-step-shoot.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 25, 2021 03:14 PM (s2VJv)

400 Don't forget the stripper.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at February 25, 2021 03:14 PM (kXUuT)

401 1 The guy must be hung like a horse.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 25, 2021 02:26 PM (yQpMk)

Not really. Did you see the porno of Hunter with the Asian whore where she was giving him a foot job or a hand job. Hunter's cock was blurred out, but it slipped in and out of the blurred part of the video and you could see it. It was decent size, but not porno star size.

Posted by: Ralph the Gladiator at February 25, 2021 03:14 PM (5FiEy)

402 "Mostly for someone to pay attention to them"

That's a bridge too far for me.

Posted by: Durable Yet Minimal gp-Based Barrier at February 25, 2021 03:14 PM (qpX6U)

403 The only winner here is the ex-stripper who had his baby. By all accounts through interviews she is surrounded by a good family and the baby is being raised right.

Allow that to sink in. The ex-stripper is an island of normalcy and stability comparatively.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls

She only stripped to pay for college.


/s

Posted by: rickb223 at February 25, 2021 03:15 PM (wyNrR)

404 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE I BANG A COUPLE OF COCKTAIL WAITRESSES AND I'M THE BAD GUY!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLESBERGER at February 25, 2021 03:15 PM (kTF2Z)

405 90% of their husbands work a ridiculous amount of hours. The moms are lonely and desperately want attention.

Posted by: MJ

"Is there anything else here Mrs. Smith that needs attention?"

Posted by: Tonypete at February 25, 2021 03:15 PM (Rvt88)

406 400 Don't forget the stripper.
Posted by: Hunter Biden at February 25, 2021 03:14 PM (kXUuT)


Methylene Chloride actually sounds like a black female name...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 25, 2021 03:15 PM (s2VJv)

407 and just to piss off my liberal friends who don't want to discuss Hunter... when it does come up.. I jump in and say.. it's ok because the women were hot right??? #metoo right?

Posted by: Silent at February 25, 2021 03:15 PM (CrU4U)

408 The guy is banging his dead brothers wife.

His dead brothers daughter.

And collecting millions from the Chinese.

All of which the media told us wasn't true.

Posted by: Jack Ass at February 25, 2021 03:15 PM (Ks/+3)

409 Right?

I'm sitting here twitching thinking about the FTCA and arrrrgggghhhh.

If I ever wander back into doing litigation, the Horde needs to come through the USB port and slap me.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at February 25, 2021 03:10 PM (GbPPJ)

"I know the answer is one of the 12(b)'s, but ... FUCK FUCK FUCK WHICH ONE?!?!"

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 25, 2021 03:15 PM (UPoLF)

410 It was decent size, but not porno star size.
Posted by: Ralph the Gladiator at February 25, 2021 03:14 PM (5FiEy)



How was the girth?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 25, 2021 03:15 PM (yQpMk)

411 CNN: Hunter....Ginger or Mary Ann?
Hunter: BOTH!

And Mrs. Howell. Maybe Gilligan in a dress. Some coconuts, probably.

Posted by: Hunter at February 25, 2021 03:16 PM (H5knJ)

412 Posted by: BEN ROETHLESBERGER at February 25, 2021 03:15 PM (kTF2Z)

==========

*breathes deep sigh of relief*

*forgets manly tears shed*

*nods*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 25, 2021 03:16 PM (LvTSG)

413 404 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE I BANG A COUPLE OF COCKTAIL WAITRESSES AND I'M THE BAD GUY!
Posted by: BEN ROETHLESBERGER at February 25, 2021 03:15 PM (kTF2Z)



"Pfft."

- - The Real Fredo Corleone with a notarized affirmation from Moe Green.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 25, 2021 03:16 PM (s2VJv)

414 and we were suppose to believe he wouldn't f' over the country.. riiiiiight

Posted by: Silent at February 25, 2021 03:16 PM (CrU4U)

415 I will say this: props to 4chan for being as discrete as possible and tip toeing lightly around this, because I mean... shit. 14 year old kid. Her dad had recently died. Her crackhead uncle moves in and starts molesting her.

Really fucked up.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes


In a better world, he would have been shot by now.
Had his dick chopped off first, shoved up his ass and choked on a ball gag.

But, we don't live in a better world.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 25, 2021 03:16 PM (W2Pud)

416 I've come to clear your pipes.

Posted by: The Plumber at February 25, 2021 03:16 PM (yQpMk)

417 CNN: Hunter....Ginger or Mary Ann?
Hunter: BOTH!

-----

Well c'mon, what member of the Horde would say anything else?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 25, 2021 03:17 PM (dfRN6)

418 Hunter's jizz is in more places then houses where Washington slept. Maybe they should put up historical signposts for those trying to follow the story at home.

Posted by: Jack Ass at February 25, 2021 03:17 PM (Ks/+3)

419  I can not explain how desperate upper middle class suburban moms are.

90% of their husbands work a ridiculous amount of hours. The moms are lonely and desperately want attention.

Posted by: MJ at February 25, 

You're spending too much time on pron hub.

Posted by: LMAO at February 25, 2021 03:17 PM (JB29E)

420 I don't think I am speaking out of turn to note that
Mrs928's stepmother is 4 years older than her.


My step-aunt was born six months before me. It's complicated, but mom's parents after various adoptions, deaths, and re-marriages were not much older than her.

Posted by: t-bird at February 25, 2021 03:17 PM (9Fwwf)

421 Hunter's the kind of guy that goes to family reunions.


For dates.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 25, 2021 03:17 PM (wyNrR)

422 416 I've come to clear your pipes.
Posted by: The Plumber at February 25, 2021 03:16 PM (yQpMk)


"There is a division of labor and don't ever forget it."

- - The Viper

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 25, 2021 03:17 PM (s2VJv)

423 I distinctly remember being told that character didn't matter in a president. Many times. Starting back during the BJ Cliton administration.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at February 25, 2021 02:50 PM (HaL55)

------------------

It doesn't but only for Democrat presidents.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at February 25, 2021 03:17 PM (hpVf/)

424 CNN: Hunter....Ginger or Mary Ann?

A great question. Being an "Okay, Boomer", my question would be "Barbara Eden or Dianna Rigg?"

Posted by: mrp at February 25, 2021 03:17 PM (Pqytn)

425 Methylene Chloride actually sounds like a black female name...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 25, 2021 03:15 PM


Methylene Blue - black female stripper name.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 25, 2021 03:18 PM (zExdh)

426
What if that makes them menopausal?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 25, 2021 03:05 PM (yQpMk)

It means you've lived a good long life. Take a blue pill and rent.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 25, 2021 03:18 PM (z79tQ)

427 You know, one could make the case that the biggest Hunter Biden f*** was "losing" his laptop to f*** over his dad's presidential aspirations once and for all.
Which this totally should have done.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 25, 2021 03:18 PM (bDqIh)

428 Joey was famous for swimming naked in front of his secret service protection. He showered with his grand children when they were in double digit ages.

I guarantee there have been abortions in that family because of incest pregnancies.

They are seriously fucked up.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 25, 2021 03:18 PM (Zz0t1)

429 I can not explain how desperate upper middle class suburban moms are.



90% of their husbands work a ridiculous amount of hours. The moms are lonely and desperately want attention.





Posted by:MJ

and yet, some of the single guys on this smart blog brag they haven't had consensual sex lately.
brag, complain, bitch, same, same.

Posted by: old chick at February 25, 2021 03:18 PM (sOete)

430 In a better world, he would have been shot by now.
Had his dick chopped off first, shoved up his ass and choked on a ball gag.

But, we don't live in a better world.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 25, 2021 03:16 PM (W2Pud)

Whoa. I would have settled for him being some gangbangers girlfriend for 15-20, but you went Old Testament.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 25, 2021 03:18 PM (xfb67)

431 418 Hunter's jizz is in more places then houses where Washington slept. Maybe they should put up historical signposts for those trying to follow the story at home.
Posted by: Jack Ass at February 25, 2021 03:17 PM (Ks/+3)


Free black light and luminall with every subscription.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 25, 2021 03:18 PM (s2VJv)

432 Who ordered the 12 inch extra spicy?

Posted by: Pizza Delivery Guy at February 25, 2021 03:18 PM (VVEnO)

433 So, we can assume that Hunter Biden is hung like a Water Buffalo

Posted by: Lindsey Boylan at February 25, 2021 03:18 PM (3aI0K)

434 Black Woman Robs A Bank In Jacksonville FL In An Electric Wheelchair!
"Oddly enough, she was caught only a couple a blocks away."

Posted by: Lindsey Boylan at February 25, 2021 03:19 PM (3aI0K)

435 421 Hunter's the kind of guy that goes to family reunions.


For dates.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 25, 2021 03:17 PM (wyNrR)


He comes to them... At them... On them...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 25, 2021 03:19 PM (s2VJv)

436 Don't forget he was also banging the dead brother's daughter.

So Hunter Biden was one of the two guys at the bar when Raylan lost his hat in a fight.

Posted by: Justified at February 25, 2021 03:19 PM (awtm/)

437 "If I ever wander back into doing litigation, the Horde needs to come through the USB port and slap me.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at February 25, 2021 03:10 PM (GbPPJ) "

You're the Lilliputian, right? I just want to make sure I slap The right chick.

Posted by: Jack Ass at February 25, 2021 03:19 PM (Ks/+3)

438 Joey was famous for swimming naked in front of his secret service protection. He showered with his grand children when they were in double digit ages.

Have you seen the kisses he laid on his granddaughter on the campaign trail? I wouldn't kiss my wife like that in public except at our wedding

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2021 03:19 PM (KZzsI)

439 and yet, some of the single guys on this smart blog brag they haven't had consensual sex lately.
brag, complain, bitch, same, same.
Posted by: old chick

Noticed that too, did ya?

LOL

Posted by: Tonypete at February 25, 2021 03:19 PM (Rvt88)

440 the only moral Biden is a dead Biden...

Posted by: Silent at February 25, 2021 03:19 PM (CrU4U)

441 Hasn't inbreeding of royalty been common throughout history? Would explain how fvcked up most of the left is.
Posted by: dartist at February 25, 2021 03:13 PM (+ya+t)
------
No, not even a smidgen of a problem.

*puts underpants on head and pencils up nostrils*

Wibble.

Posted by: Carlos II at February 25, 2021 03:19 PM (GLv8N)

442 433 So, we can assume that Hunter Biden is hung like a Water Buffalo
Posted by: Lindsey Boylan at February 25, 2021 03:18 PM (3aI0K)


His bank account with all those illegal millions is thick.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 25, 2021 03:19 PM (s2VJv)

443 The Biden family will be the subject of a soap opera--except they will be Republicans.

Posted by: Northern lurker at February 25, 2021 03:19 PM (lgiXo)

444 and yet, some of the single guys on this smart blog brag they haven't had consensual sex lately.
brag, complain, bitch, same, same.
Posted by: old chick at February 25, 2021 03:18 PM (sOete)

I'm suspicious as to why the word "consensual" is in there.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 25, 2021 03:20 PM (UPoLF)

445 29 I can not explain how desperate upper middle class suburban moms are.

90% of their husbands work a ridiculous amount of hours. The moms are lonely and desperately want attention.

Posted by:MJ

and yet, some of the single guys on this smart blog brag they haven't had consensual sex lately.
brag, complain, bitch, same, same.
Posted by: old chick at February 25, 2021 03:18 PM (sOete)

They're married, a single guy presumably isn't. Weird response altogether, especially the phrasing about consensual sex.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 25, 2021 03:20 PM (Zm+LZ)

446 "Free black light and luminall with every subscription.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 25, 2021 03:18 PM (s2VJv)"

Is that...? Why, yes. Yes it is.

Posted by: Jack Ass at February 25, 2021 03:20 PM (Ks/+3)

447 Shh. They're coming closer.

Posted by: Seemingly Dead Biden at February 25, 2021 03:20 PM (yQpMk)

448 and yet, some of the single guys on this smart blog brag they haven't had consensual sex lately.
brag, complain, bitch, same, same.
Posted by: old chick


Let us hope they don't start bragging of the non-consensual kind...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 25, 2021 03:20 PM (s2VJv)

449 Methylene Chloride actually sounds like a black female name...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

The male version is Hydrocodone Chloride.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 25, 2021 03:20 PM (VVEnO)

450 "If I ever wander back into doing litigation, the Horde needs to come through the USB port and slap me.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at February 25, 2021 03:10 PM (GbPPJ) "

Will it be one at a time, a la Airplane!?

Posted by: ... at February 25, 2021 03:20 PM (uEbPt)

451 but Joe is a pure as driven snow. (as in cocaine) Mr Demented BITEMEtaking all of the United States for a one-way Progressive train ride.

Posted by: down with all politicans at February 25, 2021 03:21 PM (OM48N)

452 Hunter will be the biggest criminal and never see inside a jail

Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2021 03:21 PM (Cxk7w)

453 Have you seen the kisses he laid on his granddaughter on the campaign trail? I wouldn't kiss my wife like that in public except at our wedding
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2021 03:19 PM (KZzsI)

there was a funny meme floating around in the normie part of the internet that showed a picture of Joe kissing one of his grand daughters and was captioned something like "Never settle until you find a man who kisses you as passionately as joe Biden makes out with his grand daughter."

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 25, 2021 03:21 PM (UPoLF)

454 *puts underpants on head and pencils up nostrils*

Wibble.
Posted by: Carlos II at February 25, 2021 03:19 PM


I once had to shoot a whole platoon for trying that.

Posted by: Gen. Melchit at February 25, 2021 03:21 PM (zExdh)

455 They're married, a single guy presumably isn't. Weird response altogether, especially the phrasing about consensual sex.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead


You don't need consent from a sex doll?

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 25, 2021 03:21 PM (W2Pud)

456 "C'mon, man!"

Posted by: mrp at February 25, 2021 03:21 PM (Pqytn)

457 452 Hunter will be the biggest criminal and never see inside a jail
Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2021 03:21 PM (Cxk7w)


"Ahem."

- - The Clintons

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 25, 2021 03:21 PM (s2VJv)

458
I am never, ever watching that crackhead fuck on videotape. I'll let you guys keep doing that, and I'll get the deets from y'all.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 25, 2021 03:22 PM (0WKYs)

459 The sleaze apple falls not far from the sleaze tree.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 25, 2021 03:22 PM (mzC78)

460 But the FBI is all over Hunter's illegalities. So in about three year after a multi million dollar investigation he should get $100 fine.

Posted by: Jack Ass at February 25, 2021 03:22 PM (Ks/+3)

461 Has Fleshlight offered Hunter a sponsorship?

Posted by: Northern lurker at February 25, 2021 03:22 PM (lgiXo)

462 I am never, ever watching that crackhead fuck on videotape. I'll let you guys keep doing that, and I'll get the deets from y'all.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 25, 2021 03:22 PM (0WKYs)

Well.. I can say that unlike Jeb Bush, he definitely has high energy.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 25, 2021 03:23 PM (UPoLF)

463 So who is the "Dad and Aunt Hallie fucking" bit from? Kathleen, his ex wife? Yes and in reference to someone else I assume the sister of fucked widow. Who were the "girls" that were there? Does Hunter have kids? And they talk that way around the kids? If they are talking that way around the kids then that family is doing worse than talking with the kids.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 25, 2021 03:23 PM (SFSVc)

464 455 They're married, a single guy presumably isn't. Weird response altogether, especially the phrasing about consensual sex.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead

You don't need consent from a sex doll?
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 25, 2021 03:21 PM (W2Pud)

Yeah could be read that way. It's ambiguous though. Anyways for some reason that other poster seems to read what was said as a criticism of the women, when really it's more of an indictment of the state of their marriage. Single people complaining about lack of sex or attention is perfectly normal.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 25, 2021 03:23 PM (Zm+LZ)

465
Speaking of dinks...

the NBA screwed themselves, and now it's pouring over into the NFL.

NBA players (of "color") have been "demanding" trades on their whimsy, and the NBA has been indulging them because they don't "own" the players, you see. The NFL players saw this and now they want the same treatment.

Contracts? Commitments? Obligations? Promises? Loyalty? None of it means anything! It's all about Getting Paid and "Respect." Oh, and being on a "winning" team with "woke" coaches.

Seahawks QB Russell Wilson wants to be traded! He'll get his trade, too.

Professional team sports is garbage.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 25, 2021 03:23 PM (8CRq2)

466 hunter was also bagged on about being "inappropriate" his niece, and there are some texts between the too, which are tame enough to explained away by mere affection and a desire to have contact even after it was forbidden, on the part of both, but which seem squicky to me and at no lower than grooming level. Maybe that's just how he talks to everyone.

Posted by: SarahW at February 25, 2021 03:23 PM (g1vnC)

467 Just in case any of you haven't seen this...

https://youtu.be/OXT8_PSJ7Og

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 25, 2021 03:23 PM (LRt8K)

468 Apparently Hunter is a PRINCE among men!!

Posted by: Maggie at February 25, 2021 03:23 PM (uezvF)

469 "I know the answer is one of the 12(b)'s, but ... FUCK FUCK FUCK WHICH ONE?!?!"
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 25, 2021 03:15 PM (UPoLF)


At the Psychopaths, we had a trial where defense didn't plead one of the 12(b)s at time of filing of answer. Stuff came up in trial and they moved to amend answer to include the defense which would have resulted in judgment against us. I got the panic eyes from boss arguing the case and I went running out of the courtroom, down the hall, begged the judge's secretary to let me use her computer to do a fast Westlaw search, found a case dead on point, threw down a $10 to pay for printing four copies, and came running back in with cases in hand for everyone.

I handed it to boss, boss handed it to judge, judge looked at it and said to defense well this is directly on point, you didn't plead it, you waived it, motion denied, call your next witness.

That turned into a seven figure verdict. This is why everyone pleads every 12(b) defense no matter how stupid. If you don't, you waive.

(Also I think I accidentally switched the Bevins and the FTCA claims in my explainer because I'm an idiot)

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at February 25, 2021 03:23 PM (GbPPJ)

470 I don't get it.

Spoiler alert: she never pays for the pizza in those documentaries.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at February 25, 2021 03:00 PM (HaL55)

i have a neighbor who obviously has never watched porn. she called me the other day because her sink was clogged. Spent an hour fixing it and NOT ONCE did she attempt to have sex with me...

Posted by: SturmToddler at February 25, 2021 03:24 PM (8D42x)

471

and yet, some of the single guys on this smart blog brag they haven't had consensual sex lately.
brag, complain, bitch, same, same.
Posted by: old chick


Happily married, thankfully, but any man with honor would not park his car in another man's garage.

Guys who take advantage of these women---guys like Hunter Biden---are fucking scum and not worthy of the title of "man."

Posted by: imp at February 25, 2021 03:24 PM (SFOr6)

472 I'm suspicious as to why the word "consensual" is in there.

Posted by: Harry

Why wouldn't it be if lonely married women are so desperate for attention?

Posted by: old chick at February 25, 2021 03:24 PM (sOete)

473 Does Hunter have kids? And they talk that way around the kids? If they are talking that way around the kids then that family is doing worse than talking with the kids.
Posted by: banana Dream at February 25, 2021 03:23 PM (SFSVc)

Yeah, he's got a whole gaggle of kids.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 25, 2021 03:24 PM (UPoLF)

474

Via Politico:

The Capitol Police is keeping its security posture high in response to intelligence that indicates some extremists who joined the Jan. 6 insurrection have discussed plans to attack the building during the State of the Union, Acting Capitol Police Chief Yogananda Pittman revealed Thursday.

The chatter among extremists about trying to blow up the Capitol during the still-unscheduled presidential address, Pittman said, has prompted the Capitol Police to maintain the elevated presence it has kept since last month's riot. Any decrease in the police's posture, she said, would come after the threat passes and other gaps identified in the aftermath of the Capitol siege are resolved.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 25, 2021 03:24 PM (63Dwl)

475 "452 Hunter will be the biggest criminal and never see inside a jail
Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2021 03:21 PM (Cxk7w)


"Ahem."

- - The Clintons"

*waives*

Peter Strzok

Posted by: Jack Ass at February 25, 2021 03:24 PM (Ks/+3)

476 > AI upscaled footage of 1911 NYC, from footage taken by a Swedish company. This is amazing. Not a fan of the colorizing but still... an incredible peer into the past.

Thanks for that. Very interesting. I was especially struck by how nicely most of the women were dressed, and how slovenly most of the guys were dressed. Sure, they had hats and suit coats, but a really wrinkled, oversized, unbuttoned double-breasted looks like crap.

I also kept thinking, "Everyone I'm looking at is dead, even the kids in strollers." It's an eerie thought, and I'm not terribly proud of it.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 25, 2021 03:24 PM (YYlyE)

477
The Capitol Police is keeping its security posture high in response to intelligence that indicates some extremists who joined the Jan. 6 insurrection have discussed plans to attack the building during the State of the Union, Acting Capitol Police Chief Yogananda Pittman revealed Thursday.

The chatter among extremists about trying to blow up the Capitol during the still-unscheduled presidential address, Pittman said, has prompted the Capitol Police to maintain the elevated presence it has kept since last month's riot. Any decrease in the police's posture, she said, would come after the threat passes and other gaps identified in the aftermath of the Capitol siege are resolved.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 25, 2021 03:24 PM (63Dwl)

Keep fucking that chicken

Posted by: JoeF. at February 25, 2021 03:25 PM (HrMC1)

478 You don't need consent from a sex doll?
Posted by: nurse ratched

I had one. She said she had a headache.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 25, 2021 03:25 PM (VVEnO)

479 Wasn't Joe was banging his best friend's wife, Jill?

So Hunter comes by it naturally...

Skeeves and pervs the lot of them...

Posted by: Tami at February 25, 2021 03:26 PM (cF8AT)

480 Nude Anal Swabs

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 25, 2021 03:26 PM (yQpMk)

481 Hunter's meat has been in more places than hamburgers on the Fourth of July.

Posted by: Jack Ass at February 25, 2021 03:26 PM (Ks/+3)

482 Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at February 25, 2021 03:23 PM

Empress, like you, I would chew my own arm off before going back to litigation. In house counsel, me, and much happier.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 25, 2021 03:26 PM (zExdh)

483 Yeah, I bet he banged Jill too. Of course, he likely got banged by Joe when he was young.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 25, 2021 03:27 PM (r+sAi)

484 Second look at the Joe Biden rape story? You can't have a son like this and not be a freak yourself.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 25, 2021 03:27 PM (V7LOe)

485 *waves at nurse ratched*

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at February 25, 2021 03:27 PM (GbPPJ)

486 *waves at AtC*

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 25, 2021 03:28 PM (W2Pud)

487 Nood. Chinese surprise anal.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at February 25, 2021 03:28 PM (GbPPJ)

488 hunter was also bagged on about being "inappropriate" his niece, and there are some texts between the too, which are tame enough to explained away by mere affection and a desire to have contact even after it was forbidden, on the part of both, but which seem squicky to me and at no lower than grooming level. Maybe that's just how he talks to everyone.
Posted by: SarahW at February 25, 2021 03:23 PM (g1vnC)

Well, there's also the video of him getting a foot job from her and, um, shall we say, being intimate with her. Plus the text from hunter to his uncle complaining that his girlfriend / widowed sister in law kicked him out of the house and accused him of being sexually inappropriate with his niece.

Makes those texts look way less innocent when (according to Hunter), the mom barred the daughter from talking to Hunter, and kicked Hunter out of the house because she suspected he was molesting her.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 25, 2021 03:28 PM (UPoLF)

489 Yeah, I'm thinking Hunter did Jill. Guy like that has no boundaries. Apparently neither does Jill.

Posted by: Jack Ass at February 25, 2021 03:28 PM (Ks/+3)

490 With as much family ass as Hunter is tapping, PornHub should give him his own "named" section.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 25, 2021 03:28 PM (wyNrR)

491 >>>467 Just in case any of you haven't seen this...
https://youtu.be/OXT8_PSJ7Og
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 25, 2021 03:23 PM (LRt8K)


Hah!
Ma'am, I do my own plumbing.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 25, 2021 03:29 PM (SFSVc)

492 " The guy must be hung like a horse.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 25, 2021"

Explains why Slow Joe liked to wander around the
Naval Observatory in the buff.

Posted by: West at February 25, 2021 03:29 PM (QY+6a)

493 .
.
I like to watch...

Posted by: Dr Fauci at February 25, 2021 03:30 PM (BDQo0)

494 > China apologizes for forcing Biden's staff to submit to anal Covid exams. Around 50 members of Biden's team were subjected to anal penetration on one or more occasions from CCP doctors. China promises to stop.

100% guaranteed Chinese Intelligence services have multiple video angles of this probing. They wouldn't miss the opportunity to take embarrassing video of Washington political players and future players.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 25, 2021 03:30 PM (YYlyE)

495 >>> women are really dumb
Posted by: Mark1971 at February 25, 2021 02:31 PM (xPl2J)

Hunter is definitely not going after emotionally stable women with high self esteem and good values, I can promise you that. Is preying on the lower hanging fruit that aren't necessarily dumb, just making very poor life choices, out of greed, lust, or desperation.

Because I was raised, bless his heart, by a manipulative narcissist, I went out of my way to learn to recognize those kind of men and stay far, far away from them in my romantic life. I can instantly spot men like Hunter, and would not touch a guy like that with a ten-foot, sprayed-with-an-antimicrobial-coating pole.

Posted by: LizLem at February 25, 2021 03:30 PM (Rbfr/)

496 New from Hasbro!

'Mr Potato Head' To Be Renamed 'Potato Head' By Hasbro Because The Name Is "Gender Neutral"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 25, 2021 03:30 PM (VVEnO)

497 I enjoy these stories as much as anyone, but they almost distract from what the real issue is - THIS LOW IQ, TOTALLY UNQUALIFIED COKEHEAD WAS GETTING PAID MILLIONS OF DOLLARS BY INTERNATIONAL CORPORATIONS AND FOREIGN GOVERNMENTS. Does anyone know why that is?

And maybe you have to tear him down before people are able to see the issue, but even if he was squeaky clean, his whole life and career are based on corruption.

Posted by: Wally at February 25, 2021 03:30 PM (Dl5KG)

498 "Joe:. Hunter is the smartest man I know.



"Jill:. Hunter is the heart and soul of our family.



"Ponder those two statements."

Posted by: Jane D'Oh

Possibilities include:1. That is one seriously depraved outfit.2. Hunter has something SPECTACULAR on both of them, in button-down mode.3. Embrace the power of "and."

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower Wants You to Remember Ashli Babbitt at February 25, 2021 03:30 PM (P/ALc)

499 *waves at nurse ratched*
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at February 25, 2021 03:27 PM (GbPPJ)

486 *waves at AtC*
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 25, 2021 03:28 PM (W2Pud)


OH Get a room!!!!

....and a camera.....and a streaming service.....

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 25, 2021 03:32 PM (Zz0t1)

500 .
.
Hickory. Dickory. Dock.
Hey Hunter.
Which family member aren't you sticking with that cock.


Hooooo

Posted by: Andrew Dice Clay at February 25, 2021 03:32 PM (BDQo0)

501 We declared Independence from England. Now we seem to be stuck with the equivalent of the royal family.

Posted by: Cosda at February 25, 2021 03:43 PM (VI+Ae)

502 *waves at .....* hmmmm
let me set this camera up .....

Posted by: Silent at February 25, 2021 03:46 PM (CrU4U)

503 Dollars to donuts Hunter is also banging Dr. Jill.

Posted by: Boorish Robot at February 25, 2021 03:48 PM (sYt/+)

504 Biden: Today I have authorized Linebacker 4 to end the war in Vietnam.

Gen Milley: Sir, the Vietnam War ended in 1975.

Biden: Who did that? President Carter? Frank Sinatra? The Teletubbies?

Gen Milley: You idiot, it was Ford in 1975. This guy could screw up a wet dream and then soil his depends...... God save us we have to go into another conflict in the Middle East !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: James at February 25, 2021 03:52 PM (TdWJo)

505 Why is no one calling out the Biden's, a mid-alantic family from culturally approritating Missippippi culture?

Posted by: Central Scrutinzer at February 25, 2021 03:53 PM (vI+F1)

506 Here's a good one. "China apologizes for forcing Biden's staff to submit to anal Covid exams. Around 50 members of Biden's team were subjected to anal penetration on one or more occasions from CCP doctors. China promises to stop."
These were voluntary exams and the morons at State went along with it so not to upset China. Great googly moogly.
==
It is a short step from we are sorry for probing you anally to, you should be grateful for the attention we showed your anus.

I'm actually not kidding, although it sounds like I should be.

Posted by: seek and you will find, but wish you didn't at February 25, 2021 03:56 PM (QrIC7)

507 I can instantly spot men like Hunter, and would not touch a guy like that with a ten-foot, sprayed-with-an-antimicrobial-coating pole.

Posted by: LizLem at February 25, 2021 03:30 PM (Rbfr/)

Say, is there anyone you *would* touch with that pole?

Posted by: Shep! at February 25, 2021 04:19 PM (jBRLB)

508 Does Hunter have kids?

I'll have anything I want!

Posted by: Hunter B. at February 25, 2021 04:24 PM (l0Lgi)

509 Hunter might have also been laying the pork to one of the Obama daughters. There are bunch of videos and photos on the Chinese site GTV.

Posted by: Jolo at February 25, 2021 04:26 PM (WrMOC)

510 Well.. You know they love a bad boy... Or that's how all their dating-profile copypasta reads, anyway.

Plus: "Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac" -fat disgusting old guy who obviously knew what he was talking about with scientific precision

Posted by: Swamposphere at February 25, 2021 04:36 PM (l4vYO)

511 Son of the fake presidunce. What a guy.

Posted by: wth at February 25, 2021 04:48 PM (v0R5T)

512 Oh i respect Hunter much more than anyone else in the Biden family. You know he just wanted to party and join a rock band, but daddy made him do all this shit to make daddy's future campaigns look good, and Hunter just didn't care. The poor guy was just always meant to be the F'up, while Beau was the golden child. I can just see Joe screaming at him that he'll never be as good as his brother, at which point Hunter goes and snorts coke off a $10 hooker's ass. And what better way to get back at your brother than banging his wife and her sister.

Posted by: Rbastid at February 25, 2021 06:13 PM (uOhQn)

513 Also "logged on spreadsheets"? Did he have Excel files with his Sexual history and high scores?

Posted by: Rbastid at February 25, 2021 06:15 PM (uOhQn)

514 428 Joey was famous for swimming naked in front of his secret service protection. He showered with his grand children when they were in double digit ages.

I guarantee there have been abortions in that family because of incest pregnancies.

They are seriously fucked up.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 25, 2021 03:18 PM (Zz0t1)

----------------

This is all true. I would've chalked it up to partisan suspicion if I hadn't seen the hard drive myself and the censored pictures on gnews.

The hard drive is out there in the media but they refuse to report on it like Monica Lewinski. It's just going to be a years-long slow drip of "exclusives" with information we've known for a long time.

Posted by: Brisco County Sr at February 25, 2021 06:32 PM (DBPIP)

515 Hunter Biden is Will Ferrell from wedding crashers

Posted by: yeah at February 25, 2021 07:24 PM (hRgjY)

516 So counting the stripper (seemingly the only moral one in the story) he was banging three chicks at the same time? Why did they bounce him out of the Navy? He seems like a natural sailor. Oh, yeah, the coke, crack and meth.

Posted by: Maximus at February 25, 2021 08:43 PM (T3hOB)

517 Switch family names from Biden to Palin. This would be on the news 24/7

Posted by: Swizle at February 26, 2021 12:32 AM (xL3/1)

518 Ita all Corn Pop's lies.

Posted by: I am not corey Booker at February 26, 2021 12:50 AM (EcD5Y)

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