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Saturday Overnight Open Thread (2/27/21)

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The Saturday Night Joke

1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL.

2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING.

3. The sport of choice for front-line workers is FOOTBALL.

4. The sport of choice for supervisors is BASEBALL.

5. The sport of choice for middle management is TENNIS.


And...


6. The sport of choice for corporate executives and officers is GOLF

THE amazing fact is, the higher you go in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.


There must be a shit load of people in Washington D.C. playing marbles.

(H/T Legally Sufficient)

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“The hobos who work and wander, the tramps who dream and wander, and the bums who drink and wander” – The Hobo: Sociology of a Homeless Man, Chicago, IL


Hobo Symbols From The Great Depression : The Secret Language Of America’s Itinerant Workers
60 hobo signs, used in the Great Depression by transient working class men and women who traveled by train, looking for jobs and sustenance

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Couples Reveal How Love and Sex Has Changed During the Decades They've Spent Together

VICE: You’ve been married for 76 years. What was flirting like when you met?
Lambert: I fell in love with her immediately, I couldn’t control it. I was close friends with her brothers, so we’d see each other often. When I went to their house I would sit in one corner [of the room] and she in the other. That’s how we courted each other. And one day, I made the first move.
Clémence: When we got married we didn’t have a party or anything. It was during the war and there was a 6PM curfew. We wouldn’t have been able to do much anyway.

How has your love evolved over the years?
Lambert: When we were younger I would come home every evening from work at midnight and leave again at 7AM. We had five children to feed. Time in bed was just about all we shared.
Clémence: We didn't see each other that often. But now we’re older, we can enjoy our time together more. It’s allowed us to rediscover ourselves. When we got married, we never imagined we would stay together for so many years. In fact, 76 years is very short. People congratulate us on it, but it’s natural for us. Since we got married, we have never been apart, so we can't imagine ever separating.

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(H/T Slap Weasel)


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A company town mixed with Big Brother and you get: Woven City.

Toyota Motor Corporation started construction this week on a 175-acre smart city at the base of Japan's Mount Fuji, about 62 miles from Tokyo, the company announced Tuesday.

The city, which Toyota has dubbed the "Woven City," is expected to function as a testing ground for technologies like robotics, smart homes, and artificial intelligence. A starting population of about 360 inventors, senior citizens, and families with young children will test and develop these technologies.

These residents, who are expected to move into the Woven City within five years, will live in smart homes with in-home robotics systems to assist with daily living and sensor-based artificial intelligence to monitor health and take care of other basic needs, according to the company.

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So when you see "Organic" on the label, is it really safe? In this instance. No.

Annie’s Homegrown, largely known for its "organic" macaroni and cheese line, is taking steps to remove a potentially harmful class of chemicals, called ortho-phthalates, from its products and packaging materials.

These chemicals make plastic flexible, and phthalates have already been banned in many kids' toys over health concerns. Some scientists say the chemicals harm fertility, health of babies, disrupt hormones key for development and damage genetic material in sperm. One 2016 study in particular tied exposure to the chemicals to "diminished sperm count and deteriorated sperm quality, which may lead to infertility."

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It turns out that cockfighting is a dangerous activity, for the human.

A rooster fitted with a knife for a cockfight turned on his owner and killed him while trying to escape, reports the Express News Service in Hyderabad.

Police said the animal was being readied to take part in a fight when it tried to escape. Its owner attempted to catch it but was struck by the 7cm-long (three inch) knife on the animal's leg during the struggle. Those involved in the event face charges of manslaughter, illegal betting and hosting a cockfight Police said the animal was being readied to take part in a fight when it tried to escape. Its owner attempted to catch it but was struck by the 7cm-long (three inch) knife on the animal's leg during the struggle. Those involved in the event face charges of manslaughter, illegal betting and hosting a cockfight


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I enjoy reading. I have never thought of it this way: How Reading Is Like Love: Italo Calvino on the Ecstasy of Surrendering to Other Dimensions of Experience


“Lovers’ reading of each other’s bodies… differs from the reading of written pages in that it is not linear… What makes lovemaking and reading resemble each other most is that within both of them times and spaces open, different from measurable time and space.”

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The ONT Musical Interlude


AND

This a H/T from Weasel, more of an ONT song than a Pet Thread song.


AND



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Get your motor runnin'
Head out on the highway
Looking for adventure
In whatever comes our way
Genius Award Winner.

FEBRUARY 22--In what may be the worst explanation for driving 50 mph over the posted limit, a 21-year-old motorist told cops that he was speeding on a Florida highway because he was “listening to a song named Ciento Veinte, which means 120, so I was driving 120.”

Cops allege that Richard Lee Ortecho, 21, was spotted weaving in and out of traffic Saturday evening on Interstate 95 near Vero Beach. Ortecho, driving a Volkswagen, was clocked at “speeds ranging between 120 mph and 127 mph” in a 70 mph zone.

Ortecho barely missed striking other vehicles, according to an arrest affidavit, and did not immediately stop when a cop car with its lights flashing gave chase.

When Ortecho finally pulled over, he said, “I’m sorry, I didn’t know driving reckless was illegal,” cops report. Asked why he was driving in excess of 120 mph, Ortecho offered an odd answer.

Ortecho said he was driving while listening to the song “A Ciento Veinte,” a cut on an EP released last year by the rapper Track Insano. Ortecho noted that, “ciento veinte means 120, so I was driving 120.”

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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by No Explanation Necessary*:

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Notice: Posted with someone's permission. We aren't sure who. No one is around tonight.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 09:54 PM




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1 1st

Posted by: DB- just DB at February 27, 2021 09:55 PM (iTXRQ)

2 Did. I make it?

Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 27, 2021 09:55 PM (PoqRU)

3 Darn...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 27, 2021 09:56 PM (PoqRU)

4 Hi Horde!

Posted by: Iris at February 27, 2021 09:56 PM (6lKe4)

5 Ka mua!

Posted by: Zettai at February 27, 2021 09:56 PM (Af8VI)

6 Hobo Symbols From The Great Depression : The Secret Language Of America's Itinerant Workers
60 hobo signs, used in the Great Depression by transient working class men and women who traveled by train, looking for jobs and sustenance



It pays to knows the ways of your prey.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 27, 2021 09:56 PM (emxxF)

7 Curses! Foiled Again!
Slinks away...

Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at February 27, 2021 09:56 PM (87oRe)

8 Hi all. Happy Saturday eve!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 27, 2021 09:57 PM (PoqRU)

9 When The Man Comes Around is a great song.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 27, 2021 09:57 PM (emxxF)

10 good evening

Posted by: wing at February 27, 2021 09:58 PM (JFzNN)

11 I once had a Lawn Boy 2 cycle lawn mower.

Once.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at February 27, 2021 09:58 PM (3H9h1)

12 one of the favorite sports of the working poor has always been Boxing. Americans used to love it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 27, 2021 09:59 PM (bxPTJ)

13 (winnowed)

I wrote a script for the trailer for Marriage Story 2. I put it in the comments, back before minx would cut long messages.

When you think of Alan Alda, I want you think of him in a car being pushed off a cliff, while he shouts furiously "You got the same rates as in town you filthy c***sucker!"

I'd engrave that on his tombstone if they'd let me.

Posted by: Grail Knight at February 27, 2021 09:59 PM (ybIRR)

14 I hope my pal Miklos comes around tonight.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 27, 2021 09:59 PM (PoqRU)

15 That last pic is a future White House sign.

Posted by: SMH at February 27, 2021 10:00 PM (hEdp8)

16 Ugh. The last thing I want to talk about is my love or sex life.

Thank God for booze.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 27, 2021 10:00 PM (2JVJo)

17 Woohoo! Made it to the ONT!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 27, 2021 10:00 PM (Dc2NZ)

18 Y'know what's funny? I used to watch all the JP Sears and Charlie Berens vids. Each lost me along the way, for different reasons, and now I just blow right past them.

It's not you. It's just me.

♫ Good evening. 👾 Saturday evening! ♫

Posted by: mindful webworker - tastefulness, refined and refried at February 27, 2021 10:00 PM (e3Ezr)

19 Kind lady has cats.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 27, 2021 10:01 PM (63Dwl)

20 A rooster fitted with a knife for a cockfight turned on his owner and killed him while trying to escape, reports the Express News Service in Hyderabad.


==

This rooster is a hero.

Posted by: runner at February 27, 2021 10:01 PM (zr5Kq)

21 Hey everybody. Hey ONT! Hey MisHum!

"This work center has been accident free since Joe left"

Now Joe's in the White House where nothing can ever ever ever go wrong...

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 27, 2021 10:02 PM (L2ZTs)

22 "How to be a beta male"

MisHum, dammit!! I specifically asked you to NEVER share here that video of me at home!!

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 27, 2021 10:03 PM (L2ZTs)

23 Hi Marie. Did the mountains get snow today? We got dark skies on my corner of the prairie for a couple hours but nary a flake.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at February 27, 2021 10:04 PM (Aashi)

24 hiya

Posted by: JT at February 27, 2021 10:04 PM (arJlL)

25 Hey JT.

Posted by: SMH at February 27, 2021 10:05 PM (hEdp8)

26 Evening everyone. I hope you all had a great Saturday.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 27, 2021 10:05 PM (Rvt88)

27 I hope my pal Miklos comes around tonight.
Posted by: COMountainMarie

ANOTHER Miklos Fan ?

Is he really Insomniac ???

Posted by: JT at February 27, 2021 10:05 PM (arJlL)

28 Hey JT.
Posted by: SMH

Hiya SMH !

Posted by: JT at February 27, 2021 10:06 PM (arJlL)

29 So.. funny story. Our old dog, Joe who's a Rotti mix loves to try and get into the little office at Shep's because he knows that's where all the kibble and treats are. We have been told please make sure door is securely closed when you leave. Well.. someone didn't securely latch the door and old Joe decided to wander in and see what's up. He then proceded to shut himself in somehow and couldn't get out. He went nuts and hurt himself pretty badly. He broke the window with his head and then tried to chew his way out. Part 2 follows..

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 27, 2021 10:07 PM (nxdel)

30 The hidden click music was really great tonight, MisHum.

Posted by: mindful webworker - toe-tappin knee-slappin heckzapoppin at February 27, 2021 10:07 PM (e3Ezr)

31 Hi everyone. Got a nice email from Annie about L,Elle's place on the prayer list.

And please, no matter what you thought of her, let's not fight last year's war.

I have no idea what I just typed. It's Saturday.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 27, 2021 10:08 PM (l9m7l)

32 {{{SMH}}}

Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at February 27, 2021 10:08 PM (87oRe)

33 23

No snow today, but some yesterday. I got to burn some old wood. It's cool to have a fire going when it's snowing!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 27, 2021 10:08 PM (PoqRU)

34 Joe only left because Todd got fired.

Posted by: A Miklosian Saturday at February 27, 2021 10:09 PM (QzkSJ)

35 {{{Jewells}}}
Invest in automatic door closers!

Cheap at the price!

Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at February 27, 2021 10:09 PM (87oRe)

36 I remember when I had been married for TWO WHOLE WEEKS and told my grandmother (who had been married for over 50 years by then) that marriage was so much fun. I didn't understand why she laughed. 23 years later, I do.

Posted by: jmel at February 27, 2021 10:09 PM (bVhJi)

37 Tracking and harvesting hobos is an art. Do not allow them to circleback.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 27, 2021 10:09 PM (03n3v)

38 30 The hidden click music was really great tonight, MisHum.


Posted by: mindful webworker - toe-tappin knee-slappin heckzapoppin at February 27, 2021 10:07 PM (e3Ezr)


Glad you noticed that I did things a little differently..........


Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 27, 2021 10:10 PM (aA3+G)

39 Okay, now I'm actually watching the Beta Male video.
Good advice in there...

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 27, 2021 10:10 PM (L2ZTs)

40 36 I remember when I had been married for TWO WHOLE WEEKS and told my grandmother (who had been married for over 50 years by then) that marriage was so much fun. I didn't understand why she laughed. 23 years later, I do.
Posted by: jmel at February 27, 2021 10:09 PM (bVhJi)


Hell, I've been married so long I don't even look twice to cross the road.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 27, 2021 10:11 PM (aA3+G)

41 Caught bits and pieces of different speakers at CPAC.

Let's just say that I've been exceedingly underwhelmed.

Trump speaks tomorrow, and like The Highlander, there can be only one.

And he's it.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 27, 2021 10:11 PM (lhe9W)

42 ANOTHER Miklos Fan ?

Is he really Insomniac ???
Posted by: JT

C'mon, Man!

I have two (2) fans.

Be nice to these kind and deluded people!

Posted by: A Miklos of one makes a majority at February 27, 2021 10:11 PM (QzkSJ)

43 Part 2. So the morning crew shows up and hears wimpering from the office. Joe had completely destroyed the office and hurt himself in the process. Thankfully he only needed stitches on one side of his face. His mouth was pretty torn up but nothing major (that's incredible) and nothing that required stitches.

So.. when I saw that sign I thought of old Joe. Old Joe hasn't been back in the office even when invited in by a volunteer.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 27, 2021 10:11 PM (nxdel)

44 Good evening, Horde!

Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 27, 2021 10:11 PM (TdMsT)

45 Oh shit, there goes another finger.

Posted by: Joe at February 27, 2021 10:11 PM (5ZHS+)

46 Shame the rooster only took out one.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 27, 2021 10:11 PM (W+T/C)

47 Arf!

Posted by: Sandy at February 27, 2021 10:12 PM (fLVm1)

48 {{{Horde}}}

Special call-out to Hrothgar, Jewells, JT

Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 27, 2021 10:12 PM (TdMsT)

49 Hey Hrothgar!

*waves to LadyL and Jewells*

Posted by: SMH at February 27, 2021 10:13 PM (hEdp8)

50 ¡Well hello there {{{Ladyl}}}!!!

Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at February 27, 2021 10:13 PM (87oRe)

51 Darling {{{Wing}}}

Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 27, 2021 10:14 PM (TdMsT)

52 I can relate to that elderly couple. Time flies faster than you can imagine when you're young.

Posted by: Pete Seria at February 27, 2021 10:14 PM (7ZQe3)

53 {{{SMH}}}!!!

I was telling a new friend about Texas, and the MUSIC!

Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 27, 2021 10:15 PM (TdMsT)

54 I can relate to that elderly couple. Time flies faster than you can imagine when you're young.
Posted by: Pete Seria

Ace's time machine laughs.

Posted by: Multidimensional Miklos at February 27, 2021 10:15 PM (QzkSJ)

55 Deluded, Miklos??! C'mon dude...you obviously can do better...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 27, 2021 10:15 PM (PoqRU)

56 I have two (2) fans.

Be nice to these kind and deluded people!
Posted by: A Miklos of one makes a majority at February 27, 2021 10:11 PM (QzkSJ)
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Three (3).

Posted by: bluebell at February 27, 2021 10:16 PM (/669Q)

57 47

Woof!

Posted by: says Conor at February 27, 2021 10:16 PM (87oRe)

58 Hell, I've been married so long I don't even look twice to cross the road.




**Snort**

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 27, 2021 10:16 PM (a4EWo)

59 So.. when I saw that sign I thought of old Joe. Old Joe hasn't been back in the office even when invited in by a volunteer.
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 27, 2021 10:11 PM (nxdel)


I just love old dogs. This story makes me want to cry.

Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 27, 2021 10:17 PM (TdMsT)

60 I was telling a new friend about Texas, and the MUSIC!
Posted by: Ladyl


To me, Texas music means polkas and Joe "King" Carrasco.

Posted by: Musicological Miklos with accordion (and not afraid to use it) at February 27, 2021 10:17 PM (QzkSJ)

61 Is "Austin City Limits" Texas music?

Posted by: Zettai at February 27, 2021 10:18 PM (Af8VI)

62 Another Miklos fan!

Posted by: AlmostYuman at February 27, 2021 10:18 PM (qZw87)

63 To me, Texas music means polkas and Joe "King" Carrasco.
Posted by: Musicological Miklos with accordion (and not afraid to use it) at February 27, 2021 10:17 PM (QzkSJ)


There better be a fiddle in the band, if you are playing in Texas!!

Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at February 27, 2021 10:18 PM (87oRe)

64
To me, Texas music means polkas and Joe "King" Carrasco.
Posted by: Musicological Miklos with accordion (and not afraid to use it) at February 27, 2021 10:17 PM (QzkSJ)

When I think of Texas and music, I think of SMH.

Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 27, 2021 10:18 PM (TdMsT)

65 I had to watch some reality TV today, and I'm thinking of writing a short story called "A Collision on Owl Creek Bridge," wherein the protagonist watches with unconcealed glee as Dave Hester from "Storage Wars" and that Garfield guy from "Parking Wars" slam into each other's dildo powered gaymobiles at high speed during a high-cocktane fag-off and burn themselves and all other spectators to cinders in a spectacular flameout.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 27, 2021 10:19 PM (sCTt7)

66 Miklos has lots of fans.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 27, 2021 10:19 PM (a4EWo)

67 Three (3).
Posted by: bluebell


Be VERY VERY NICE to Bluebell.

*shivvers at thought of shivs*

Posted by: Miklos has an AUTOGRAPHED COPY so THERE at February 27, 2021 10:19 PM (QzkSJ)

68 Kewl ONT thanks mh

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 27, 2021 10:19 PM (EZebt)

69 LOL, Lewis Black. *crowd Wooohooos at mention of Jaegermeister* "Ya know how they make Jaeger? They take all the bar rags in this country and they wring 'em into a [bottle]".

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 27, 2021 10:19 PM (Dc2NZ)

70 Miklos.
Step away from the accordion. Seriously.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 27, 2021 10:19 PM (PoqRU)

71 Yay, ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not scanning your email to sell you stuff like Google does. at February 27, 2021 10:19 PM (SchxB)

72 When I think of Texas and music, I think of SMH.
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist

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Awww!

Posted by: SMH at February 27, 2021 10:19 PM (hEdp8)

73 Tracking and harvesting hobos is an art. Do not allow them to circleback.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 27, 2021 10:09 PM (03n3v)

Clever girl.
~Ace hunting hobos.

Posted by: Grail Knight at February 27, 2021 10:19 PM (ybIRR)

74 lol Ladyl... he's a trip. We know he'll never get adopted. He just pees and poops wherever and whenever he wants. Just an old dog that doesn't give a shit anymore. But we love him to death.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 27, 2021 10:20 PM (nxdel)

75 56 I have two (2) fans.

Be nice to these kind and deluded people!
Posted by: A Miklos of one makes a majority at February 27, 2021 10:11 PM (QzkSJ)
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Three (3).
Posted by: bluebell at February 27, 2021 10:16 PM (/669Q)
--

Four (4). I love the smooth stylings of this Magyar Elvis.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 27, 2021 10:20 PM (Dc2NZ)

76 64
To me, Texas music means polkas and Joe "King" Carrasco.
Posted by: Musicological Miklos with accordion (and not afraid to use it) at February 27, 2021 10:17 PM (QzkSJ)

When I think of Texas and music, I think of SMH.
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 27, 2021 10:18 PM (TdMsT


Stevie Ray Vaughn and Asleep At The Wheel, no offense Mam.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 27, 2021 10:20 PM (aA3+G)

77 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 27, 2021 10:19 PM (sCTt7)

Why do I hear the phrase
"Barely an inconvenience!"
when I read this?

Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at February 27, 2021 10:20 PM (87oRe)

78 Miklos has lots of fans.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 27, 2021 10:19 PM (a4EWo)

*looks up*

Posted by: Bob at NSA at February 27, 2021 10:21 PM (EZebt)

79 When I think of Texas and music, I think of SMH.

Oh absolutely!! SMH is the best DJ and plays great stuff!

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 27, 2021 10:21 PM (nxdel)

80 I had to watch some reality TV today, and I'm thinking of writing a short story called "A Collision on Owl Creek Bridge," wherein the protagonist watches with unconcealed glee as Dave Hester from "Storage Wars" and that Garfield guy from "Parking Wars" slam into each other's dildo powered gaymobiles at high speed during a high-cocktane fag-off and burn themselves and all other spectators to cinders in a spectacular flameout.

The fire burned gaily.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not scanning your email to sell you stuff like Google does. at February 27, 2021 10:21 PM (SchxB)

81 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 27, 2021 10:20 PM (aA3+G)

MisHum, in defense of Ladyl, you had to be there!

Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at February 27, 2021 10:21 PM (87oRe)

82 Step away from the accordion. Seriously.
Posted by: COMountainMarie

But that's where I keep, you know, the good stuff.

The police dogs won't get near it.

Posted by: Miklos, unindictedly co-conspiring at February 27, 2021 10:21 PM (QzkSJ)

83 So was Joe just accident prone, or was he the Safety Director?

Posted by: tecumsehtea at February 27, 2021 10:21 PM (skoMC)

84
Oh absolutely!! SMH is the best DJ and plays great stuff!
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 27, 2021 10:21 PM (nxdel)


And she has everything!

Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 27, 2021 10:22 PM (TdMsT)

85 Stevie Ray Vaughn and Asleep At The Wheel, no offense Mam.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

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None taken.

I enjoy SRV also.

Posted by: SMH at February 27, 2021 10:22 PM (hEdp8)

86 Jewells, I'm glad Joe wasn't seriously hurt. That poor little guy-hope he gets some extra scritches!

Posted by: Toni at February 27, 2021 10:22 PM (/c+mq)

87
Stevie Ray Vaughn and Asleep At The Wheel, no offense Mam.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 27, 2021 10:20 PM (aA3+G)


Ohhhh--that's good.

Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 27, 2021 10:22 PM (TdMsT)

88 74 lol Ladyl... he's a trip. We know he'll never get adopted. He just pees and poops wherever and whenever he wants. Just an old dog that doesn't give a shit anymore. But we love him to death.
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 27, 2021 10:20 PM (nxdel)


That poor sweet guy...

Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 27, 2021 10:23 PM (TdMsT)

89 81 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 27, 2021 10:20 PM (aA3+G)

MisHum, in defense of Ladyl, you had to be there!
Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at February 27, 2021 10:21 PM (87oRe)

Must have been a MoMe reference.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 27, 2021 10:24 PM (aA3+G)

90 So, I'm sitting here watching Rick and Morty...and digging on Miklos.
How demented can one be?

Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 27, 2021 10:24 PM (PoqRU)

91 70 Miklos.
Step away from the accordion. Seriously.
Posted by: COMountainMarie

Sorry. No can do.

Beer Barrel Polka - https://youtu.be/XsS_CXk2z_Q

Posted by: Zombie Frankie Yankovic at February 27, 2021 10:25 PM (Rvt88)

92 Toni.. We always give him extra special love. I feel bad for him.. he's a sweetheart but either he was an outside dog that never got housebroke or he just said to hell with it. We'll never know lol!

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 27, 2021 10:26 PM (nxdel)

93

I'm listening to Kristi Noem's speech at CPAC rn...

Posted by: Zettai at February 27, 2021 10:27 PM (Af8VI)

94 Classic crime drama: https://youtu.be/oUdFLyNCeI4

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not scanning your email to sell you stuff like Google does. at February 27, 2021 10:28 PM (SchxB)

95 40 36 I remember when I had been married for TWO WHOLE WEEKS and told my grandmother (who had been married for over 50 years by then) that marriage was so much fun. I didn't understand why she laughed. 23 years later, I do.
Posted by: jmel at February 27, 2021 10:09 PM (bVhJi)
Hell, I've been married so long I don't even look twice to cross the road.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 27, 2021 10:11 PM (aA3+G)

How long is forever? 38 years, this October. At least we are BFFs in real life. Neither of us wants to spend time with anyone else. At. All.

Posted by: BifBewalski - meatloaf at February 27, 2021 10:28 PM (VcFUs)

96 Hrothgar--how are you getting along?

Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 27, 2021 10:28 PM (TdMsT)

97 > Let's just say that I've been exceedingly underwhelmed.

Yup. Lots of blah blah blah GOP. Money. GOP blah blah blah. Send more money. Trump!

Rinse and repeat. They haven't learned a fucking thing.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at February 27, 2021 10:28 PM (3H9h1)

98
He then proceded to shut himself in somehow and couldn't get out. He went nuts and hurt himself pretty badly. He broke the window with his head and then tried to chew his way out. Part 2 follows..
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 27, 2021 10:07 PM (nxdel)

-----------

That sort of thing happened when we tried Max as a house dog. He broke out of where he should have stayed, destroyed a window shade, somehow got himself upstairs, where he was too scared to come back down so he shit on the carpet. Poor fellow! End of experiment. Back to the kennel.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 27, 2021 10:29 PM (mht8P)

99 Y'know, if we were to combine that Hobo Code stuff with the Mandela Funeral Sign Language dude's skills, we just might end up with a completely unbreakable code.

Of course, the only one who *might* understand it would be Mary Cloggenstein, as it'd likely be about as equally impenetrable as her logic and reason, even on one of her good days.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 27, 2021 10:29 PM (QzJWU)

100
How long is forever? 38 years, this October. At least we are BFFs in real life. Neither of us wants to spend time with anyone else. At. All.
Posted by: BifBewalski - meatloaf at February 27, 2021 10:28 PM (VcFUs)


I love reading this.

My marriage was everything to me.

Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 27, 2021 10:29 PM (TdMsT)

101
After 27 years, Her Majesty is pretty well resigned to all my multitudinous failings.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 27, 2021 10:30 PM (mht8P)

102 98
He then proceded to shut himself in somehow and couldn't get out. He went nuts and hurt himself pretty badly. He broke the window with his head and then tried to chew his way out. Part 2 follows..
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 27, 2021 10:07 PM (nxdel)

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That sort of thing happened when we tried Max as a house dog. He broke out of where he should have stayed, destroyed a window shade, somehow got himself upstairs, where he was too scared to come back down so he shit on the carpet. Poor fellow! End of experiment. Back to the kennel.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 27, 2021 10:29 PM (mht8P)

Brittany Spaniel broke out a window and roamed the neighborhood for hours.
She couldn't be left alone. I'll never own another EVER.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 27, 2021 10:30 PM (aA3+G)

103 Yud, sounds like you've been reading Vonnegut. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 27, 2021 10:30 PM (L2ZTs)

104 Beer Barrel Polka - https://youtu.be/XsS_CXk2z_Q
Posted by: Zombie Frankie Yankovic

OK

It's on

But First-

https://tinyurl.com/ya9rrgz9

Posted by: Miklos, just warming up at February 27, 2021 10:31 PM (QzkSJ)

105 Hi Jim of Galveston!

Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 27, 2021 10:31 PM (TdMsT)

106 Ugh.

Oldest kid's car got stolen while he was at work this afternoon.

Gonna take him car shopping tomorrow. Good thing he's got a good chunk of change saved up.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 27, 2021 10:31 PM (U2p+3)

107 Freaking Disqus is censoring #StopTheSteal comments.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 27, 2021 10:31 PM (d6he9)

108 Caught bits and pieces of different speakers at CPAC.
Let's just say that I've been exceedingly underwhelmed.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 27, 2021 10:11 PM (lhe9W)

I thought the same thing but I, also, only caught bits and pieces and all the snippets I heard - Cruz, Hawley, Bongino, and some others sounded forced and flat. Don Jr was ok but just ok. And earlier speakers were just uninspiring.

Posted by: Russkilitlover at February 27, 2021 10:33 PM (99Nt9)

109 Ladyl !


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 27, 2021 10:33 PM (QzJWU)

110

Noem's speech at CPAC today ("Why America Needs Conservatives") is nothing short of epic, in my exalted opinion...

Posted by: Zettai at February 27, 2021 10:33 PM (Af8VI)

111 106 Ugh.

Oldest kid's car got stolen while he was at work this afternoon.

Gonna take him car shopping tomorrow. Good thing he's got a good chunk of change saved up.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 27, 2021 10:31 PM (U2p+3)

That sucks.
My oldest had my car at school and it was stolen.
They recovered it but it was trashed.

Does he have comp/OTC on it?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 27, 2021 10:33 PM (aA3+G)

112 Ladyl, I seem to be doing OK, just running the clock out for a bit, but I get some new data next week, hopefully all positive or at least workable. Had a great visit from daughter today and enjoyed some time with her.

Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at February 27, 2021 10:34 PM (87oRe)

113 Does he have comp/OTC on it?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian


Yep

Gonna eat dinner with him now and drink some whiskey.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 27, 2021 10:34 PM (U2p+3)

114 {{{Nurse}}}

I'm so sorry to hear this, but I'm glad he has you to give him support.

Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 27, 2021 10:35 PM (TdMsT)

115
"It was one of those moments, fairly numerous in life, when a normal woman must wholly and heartily hate men for their folly and hypocrisy, their callousness and their conceit. There he sat, talking away - all that nonsense! - and who would want him, who would mind losing him? The heavy answer was: she would. She could not, or did not want to, live without this stupid old man."

- James Gould Cozzens, Guard of Honor

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 27, 2021 10:35 PM (mht8P)

116 Freaking Disqus is censoring #StopTheSteal comments.
Posted by: andycanuck at February 27, 2021 10:31 PM (d6he9)


And yet people ask for a more formal registration here...

Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at February 27, 2021 10:36 PM (87oRe)

117 112 Ladyl, I seem to be doing OK, just running the clock out for a bit, but I get some new data next week, hopefully all positive or at least workable. Had a great visit from daughter today and enjoyed some time with her.
Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at February 27


I'll keep praying for you, Hrothgar. I'm so glad you're doing okay.

Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 27, 2021 10:36 PM (TdMsT)

118 Klezmer > polka...

Posted by: Zettai at February 27, 2021 10:36 PM (Af8VI)

119 Posted by: Zettai at February 27, 2021 10:33 PM (Af8VI)

Link?

Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at February 27, 2021 10:37 PM (87oRe)

120 OK - It's on - But First-

https://tinyurl.com/ya9rrgz9
Posted by: Miklos


(You Can Have Her, I Don't Want Her) She's Too Fat for Me
*which is really saying something if you knew me*

https://youtu.be/Ez_hQdWN4Rg

Posted by: Zombie Frankie Yankovic at February 27, 2021 10:37 PM (Rvt88)

121 113 Does he have comp/OTC on it?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian


Yep

Gonna eat dinner with him now and drink some whiskey.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 27, 2021 10:34 PM (U2p+3)

Good deal on all accounts

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 27, 2021 10:37 PM (aA3+G)

122 Of course, the only one who *might* understand it would be Mary Cloggenstein,

Jim

Mary is always SO RIGHT!!!

And those nice boys from the Intercultural Transgender Yoga Centre (Mary spells it that way) have learned so many words of English! It must be difficult for them, up here in Vermont, being from hot desert places. But they seem to have other projects since late January, and this makes Mary so frustrated.

Posted by: Concerned Woman of Brattleboro at February 27, 2021 10:37 PM (QzkSJ)

123 I'm so glad you're doing okay.
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 27, 2021 10:36 PM (TdMsT)


Thank you! I figure as long as I'm laughing I'm gonna be OK in the long run!

Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at February 27, 2021 10:38 PM (87oRe)

124 Texas music: Pantera.

Sorry not sorry. I am a fucking metal head.

The Abbott brothers were the fucking real deal. RIP.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Call me Loretta at February 27, 2021 10:38 PM (x8Wzq)

125 Sometimes I wonder if I should have a serious look on my face, or just drink this cocktail and smile a lot....
Decisions...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 27, 2021 10:38 PM (PoqRU)

126 Brittany Spaniel broke out a window and roamed the neighborhood for hours.
She couldn't be left alone. I'll never own another EVER.


We had a part Springer part Brittany. She was always trying to get out. When she finally did she just came around to the front porch and whined.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 27, 2021 10:39 PM (nxdel)

127 Thank you! I figure as long as I'm laughing I'm gonna be OK in the long run!
Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at February 27, 2021 10:38 PM (87oRe)


Absolutely!

Laughter is very restorative.

Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 27, 2021 10:39 PM (TdMsT)

128 Klezmer > polka...
Posted by: Zettai

Let he who has not danced to and got drunk with with a Klezmer band cast the first stone (or buy the next round).

Posted by: Miklos, friend of All Noble Klezmatics Peoples at February 27, 2021 10:40 PM (QzkSJ)

129

Kristi Noem at CPAC earlier today:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lep70dcxrYA

Posted by: Zettai at February 27, 2021 10:40 PM (Af8VI)

130 Let's not forget Lyle Lovett and his Large Band when it comes to Texas music, And Bob Wills.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 27, 2021 10:40 PM (DMUuz)

131 Hi COmountainMarie!!

Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 27, 2021 10:41 PM (TdMsT)

132 Texas music: Pantera.

Sorry not sorry. I am a fucking metal head.

The Abbott brothers were the fucking real deal. RIP.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Call me Loretta at February 27, 2021 10:38 PM (x8Wzq)


This is correct.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 27, 2021 10:41 PM (W+T/C)

133 sigh

Posted by: confederatefifth at February 27, 2021 10:43 PM (4Jold)

134 Let he who has not danced to and got drunk with with a Klezmer band cast the first stone (or buy the next round).
Posted by: Miklos

Nice! I was not aware of this genre. Looks like I'm (happily) buying!

Posted by: Tonypete at February 27, 2021 10:43 PM (Rvt88)

135 Thank you, Zettai !

Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at February 27, 2021 10:43 PM (87oRe)

136 www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nt5gP66BI4

BOC playing Born 2 B Wild live in '78. Superb footage and performance. This one's particularly for you, Thalfrican.

That Blue Oyster Cult is not in the R and R HoF renders that organization an abject joke. Aside from their fantastic catalogue, they are one of the greatest live bands ever.

Posted by: SFGoth who is a lawyer, not a cat at February 27, 2021 10:44 PM (KAi1n)

137 Hi ladyl! It's so lovely to be greeted by the best of 'em!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 27, 2021 10:44 PM (PoqRU)

138 Texas music goes back a little. Let's try Bob Wills, even Willie Nelson, Ray Price (possibly the best CW vocalist of all time). SRV is good, but much later.

Posted by: LRob in TN at February 27, 2021 10:44 PM (jboH3)

139 If I see a whippet or other tall strange-looking dog, I will assume they belong to Lady Gaga.

Posted by: Grail Knight at February 27, 2021 10:44 PM (ybIRR)

140 nobody is in tx for the music

Posted by: confederatefifth at February 27, 2021 10:45 PM (4Jold)

141 Heya c5!

Posted by: SMH at February 27, 2021 10:45 PM (hEdp8)

142 SMH!!

Posted by: confederatefifth at February 27, 2021 10:46 PM (4Jold)

143 Cock Robin wins

Posted by: LTCHAM at February 27, 2021 10:46 PM (pauoB)

144 ..Posted by: Concerned Woman of Brattleboro at February 27, 2021 10:37 PM (QzkSJ)

It was like a million vaginas all cried out from neglect and self-hate, and were dried out in an instant.

/snrk

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 27, 2021 10:46 PM (QzJWU)

145 116 I wonder how far an Olympic discus thrower could throw Disqus. Or would they find it too disqusting to throw?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at February 27, 2021 10:47 PM (joJfO)

146 one of the favorite sports of the working poor has always been Boxing. Americans used to love it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 27, 2021 09:59 PM (bxPTJ)

Tried that one summer as a kid.
Went 2-2.
Getting punched in the nose really hurts.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 27, 2021 10:48 PM (axyOa)

147 Uno!

Posted by: Sock Monkey * doubling the cube at February 27, 2021 10:48 PM (tle0s)

148 Texas music is great, but that southern rock kicks It.
Marshall Tucker, Charlie Daniels, etc., etc.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 27, 2021 10:48 PM (PoqRU)

149 Armadillo World Headquarters.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 27, 2021 10:49 PM (DMUuz)

150 I learned about klezmer from this guy.


https://tinyurl.com/yb6nhmt8

Also funny writer under the name "Dork Zygotian"

Posted by: Miklos, now is the time on Klezprockets at February 27, 2021 10:49 PM (QzkSJ)

151 There's a heckuva a lot of good rockabilly still being played in Texas - The Wagoneers, Two Tons Of Steel, Wayne Hancock, Rev Horton Heat, and many others.

Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at February 27, 2021 10:49 PM (d9Cw3)

152 Wife and I have been married for almost 33 years. I am here in my office, boring y'all with my dumb comments. She is in the living room scanning pics from old film negatives. Every time she sees pics of our sons, who were kids at the time, she wells up.

In the end, we both know just how blessed we have been to meet each other and then create the boys who became such such good men.

Sounds sappy. But I love my family.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Call me Loretta at February 27, 2021 10:50 PM (x8Wzq)

153 Hey thanks for the love you guys. I have more of the great new keychains coming.. about a week or so. These are great.. they are made here in America. They may be slightly smaller and a tad more expensive but I think they are pretty awesome and Ace gets a cut as always.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 27, 2021 10:51 PM (nxdel)

154 so you're saying hiring some guys to beat the shit out of each other is a poor man's sport?

isn't that the same as saying that hiring hot girls, or girls in a dark room anyway, to dance nude is a poor man's night out?

maybe it is me, but somebody is going to have to pay me a fair bit to fight somebody for their entertainment.

Posted by: confederatefifth at February 27, 2021 10:51 PM (4Jold)

155 A rooster fitted with a knife for a cockfight turned on his owner and killed him while trying to escape...

He should never have tried to escape.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 27, 2021 10:51 PM (axyOa)

156 Uno!
Posted by: Sock Monkey

Dos!

1-2-3-quatro

https://tinyurl.com/yb9jql5p

Posted by: Miklos, how many woolies could Miklos bully, if Miklos could bully woolies at February 27, 2021 10:51 PM (QzkSJ)

157 139 If I see a whippet or other tall strange-looking dog, I will assume they belong to Lady Gaga.
Posted by: Grail Knight at February 27, 2021 10:44 PM (ybIRR)

----------------------------

Had a neighbor who had whippets. They were friendly dogs, if a bit skittish.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 27, 2021 10:51 PM (CAJOC)

158 Tried that one summer as a kid.
Went 2-2.
Getting punched in the nose really hurts.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 27, 2021 10:48 PM (axyOa)

"Everyone has a plan until he gets punched in the mouth."
- Mike Tyson

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Call me Loretta at February 27, 2021 10:52 PM (x8Wzq)

159 "Everyone has a plan until he gets punched in the mouth."
-


1. do not get punched in the mouth
2. everything else

Posted by: confederatefifth at February 27, 2021 10:53 PM (4Jold)

160 Marshall Tucker, Charlie Daniels, etc., etc.
Posted by: COMountainMarie


I met Marshall Tucker.

Not the band, the guy they named the band after.

Current Wokeness will not accept such facts.

Posted by: Miklos, first hnd source for other historians at February 27, 2021 10:54 PM (QzkSJ)

161 Another great thread, thanks, Mis-Hum!

Posted by: navybrat has beans at February 27, 2021 10:54 PM (w7KSn)

162 Nurse, sorry to hear about your son's car getting stolen. I'm not sure if he lives in the Seattle area as you do...but auto theft is a growth industry here. Hondas, Acuras, Subarus, and Lexus's are the favored brands.

There was an incident a few years ago of a Seattle area man shooting a guy in the process of stealing his car. No charges were filed, IIRC. That probably wouldn't be the case these days. It used to be perfectly legal to shoot horse thieves. Cars are our steeds, after all.

Posted by: fly gal at February 27, 2021 10:54 PM (6CtMt)

163 "Everyone has a plan until he gets punched in the mouth."
- Mike Tyson
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Call me Loretta at February 27, 2021 10:52 PM (x8Wzq)

I rate this as TRUE.

As the coach said, better to be the puncher than the punchee.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 27, 2021 10:55 PM (axyOa)

164 I've been hitting the heavy bag for a while, but I need to get in the ring. last time I took a punch in the face was in high school. I want to know if I can still take a punch. Based on skull thickness and jaw size, I think I can.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Call me Loretta at February 27, 2021 10:55 PM (x8Wzq)

165 Miklos
Zydeco >Klezmer

Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 27, 2021 10:55 PM (PoqRU)

166 137 Hi ladyl! It's so lovely to be greeted by the best of 'em!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 27, 2021 10:44 PM (PoqRU)


I'm the least of them here, but I love reading your comments!

Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 27, 2021 10:55 PM (TdMsT)

167 Miklos, I am convinced that you are Uncle Palp's nephew or distant cousin. :-)

Posted by: fly gal at February 27, 2021 10:56 PM (6CtMt)

168 Sounds sappy. But I love my family.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

Now see?

People can have nice things.

Posted by: Miklos, born optimist, but under a bad moon at February 27, 2021 10:56 PM (QzkSJ)

169 I haven't taken a bath in almost 20 years unless you count an ice bath. That said I don't know if I'd count an occasional hot bath as Beta.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 27, 2021 10:56 PM (2DOZq)

170 maybe it is me, but somebody is going to have to pay me a fair bit to fight somebody for their entertainment.
Posted by: confederatefifth at February 27, 2021 10:51 PM (4Jold)

I remember an interview with Jack Palance, he started off as a low level boxer, and he said that after a bit of that, he had a flash of insight and thought "this is a damn stupid way to make money, getting my brains beaten out every night" so he quit and tried his hand at acting instead.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 27, 2021 10:56 PM (bxPTJ)

171 I learned about klezmer from this guy.

Posted by: Miklos

Miklos, are hurdy-gurdys used in klezmer? Seems like they would be a good fit.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 27, 2021 10:57 PM (Rvt88)

172 I want to know if I can still take a punch.



wouldn't it be better to avoid it?

how do you train for that, or why would you need to?

Posted by: confederatefifth at February 27, 2021 10:57 PM (4Jold)

173 Finally, one score for the good guys.

Posted by: The Chicken at February 27, 2021 10:57 PM (5ZHS+)

174 Miklos, I am convinced that you are Uncle Palp's nephew or distant cousin. :-)

Posted by: fly gal at February 27, 2021 10:56 PM



Ancient Slavonaut theorists agree!

Posted by: Zettai at February 27, 2021 10:58 PM (Af8VI)

175 Night all. As always.. I never make it until 10 Stay safe and keep praying.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 27, 2021 10:58 PM (nxdel)

176 Zydeco >Klezmer
Posted by: COMountainMarie

I already have copyrights and patents filed for Zydeco/Klezmer fusion.

Both music and cuisine.

Eh la, bubbeleh!

Posted by: Miklos' Country Cajun and Kosher ZydecoBunker at February 27, 2021 10:58 PM (QzkSJ)

177 Posted by: fly gal at February 27, 2021 10:54 PM (6CtMt)

You are allowed to use deadly force in Texas to prevent the theft of your vehicle.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 27, 2021 10:59 PM (2DOZq)

178 wouldn't it be better to avoid it?

how do you train for that, or why would you need to?

Posted by: confederatefifth at February 27, 2021 10:57 PM (4Jold)

Well, sure. But at some point you'd be dancing around the ring like a fag.

You have to just wade into the storm!!!!!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Call me Loretta at February 27, 2021 10:59 PM (x8Wzq)

179 "...how do you train for that?"
Marry a strong midwestern lass.

Posted by: navybrat has beans at February 27, 2021 11:00 PM (w7KSn)

180 I love bag work. Been teaching my grandson. It's a great workout.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 27, 2021 11:00 PM (axyOa)

181 Now back to my regular nic.

Posted by: SFGoth at February 27, 2021 11:00 PM (KAi1n)

182 Ancient Slavonaut theorists agree!
Posted by: Zettai

As was foretold, Uncle Palp will return in our time of greatest need.

Which, in my opinion, is NAOW

Posted by: Miklos, Friend of All Noble Palp-type Uncle Peoples at February 27, 2021 11:01 PM (QzkSJ)

183 Good night, Jewells!

Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 27, 2021 11:01 PM (TdMsT)

184 So sorry Nurse.
That really sucks. Never had one stolen but walked out to find some serious damage.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 27, 2021 11:02 PM (axyOa)

185 yeah, but isn't the thing with boxing to hammer the other guy, not to get hammered?

Posted by: confederatefifth at February 27, 2021 11:02 PM (4Jold)

186 Miklos, are hurdy-gurdys used in klezmer? Seems like they would be a good fit.
Posted by: Tonypete

No.

Maybe, never seen it.

In Hungary also rare, the gypsies use the cimbalom. Only gypsies play cimbalom.

Posted by: Miklos, ears full, glass less so at February 27, 2021 11:03 PM (QzkSJ)

187 Ancient Slavonaut theorists agree!
Posted by: Z


it was q anon

Posted by: confederatefifth at February 27, 2021 11:03 PM (4Jold)

188 You are allowed to use deadly force in Texas to prevent the theft of your vehicle.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 27, 2021 10:59 PM (2DOZq)

Because Texans are sane. Here in WA State, self-defense is almost a patriarchal racist norm.

Posted by: fly gal at February 27, 2021 11:04 PM (6CtMt)

189 I've been in fights, fist fights, and I can honestly say that I always saw it coming. I may not have been able to prevent it, but if you can see it coming you won't be caught completely unawares. I've seen stars and had my ears set to ringing.
The best defense is to go on offense, right away, don't even think about it.

Posted by: navybrat has beans at February 27, 2021 11:05 PM (w7KSn)

190 Here in WA State, self-defense is almost a patriarchal racist norm.

Posted by: fly gal at February 27, 2021 11:04 PM



Almost? So there's hope??

Posted by: Zettai at February 27, 2021 11:05 PM (Af8VI)

191 If I were training in boxing I would be training to avoid getting hit and hitting the other guy.

that's just me though.

Posted by: confederatefifth at February 27, 2021 11:06 PM (4Jold)

192 it was q anon
Posted by: confederatefifth

Who you callin' "q"?

Posted by: Miklos goes looking for grandaddy's shotgun at February 27, 2021 11:07 PM (QzkSJ)

193 Drinking in Wisconsin - many years ago, I took my wife on a boat tour of the Wisconsin Dells, as we were staying a bit with my Grandfather and he lived about 20 miles from there. She, being from the south, didn't believe the stories I'd told her about how the state was a big pack of drunks. So there was this sign on the boat, "No Alcohol!!!" and I told her "watch this." So there was a big trash can on the boat, and by the end of the trip it was filled to overflowing with beer cans and bottles that EVEYRONE had smuggle in under their clothes. After that, she believed me.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 27, 2021 11:08 PM (bxPTJ)

Posted by: confederatefifth at February 27, 2021 11:08 PM (4Jold)

195 Watched Terminator Dark Fate as a goof.

It may be one of the worst films ever.

If I saw it in a theater, I probably would have walked out.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 27, 2021 11:08 PM (lhe9W)

196 Kateurday ONT Compliance Video

https://tinyurl.com/rr3c6axh

Posted by: kbdabear at February 27, 2021 11:09 PM (qAR6u)

197 Here in WA State, self-defense is almost a patriarchal racist norm.

Posted by: fly gal at February 27, 2021 11:04 PM


My neighbor has a backhoe.

**whistles as I go get another beer**

Posted by: Diogenes at February 27, 2021 11:09 PM (axyOa)

198 These days you need to learn how to defend against an attempt at a rear naked choke , arm bars and being mounted.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 27, 2021 11:09 PM (2DOZq)

199 Learning to roll with a punch and being lucky enough to have the talent for taking a punch can pay big dividends.

Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2021 11:09 PM (hzSRK)

200  I love bag work. Been teaching my grandson. It's a great workout.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 27, 2021 11:00 PM (axyOa)

It's one hell of a workout. A workout buddy showed me that if you push the bag forward and stand where it was, that if feels like it is always leaning on you. It makes it even harder.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 27, 2021 11:10 PM (Q9lwr)

201 It may be one of the worst films ever.

If I saw it in a theater, I probably would have walked out.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 27, 2021 11:08 PM (lhe9W)
-------------

Heh.

My wife and I couldn't finish watching it, it was so bad.

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at February 27, 2021 11:10 PM (2SdPm)

202 I don't mind the fist fights one on one.
It's the big bar fights, the general melee, that I hate.
You are focusing on landing a blow on your opponent, meanwhile someone hits you on the back of the head with a chair.
Only been in a couple of those.
One time landed me in jail.
It was worth it.

Posted by: navybrat has beans at February 27, 2021 11:10 PM (w7KSn)

203 "Everyone has a plan until he gets punched in the mouth."
- Mike Tyson

"No plan survives contact with the enemy."
- Graf Field Marshal Helmuth Karl Bernhard von Moltke (aka, Moltke the Elder)

Posted by: SFGoth at February 27, 2021 11:10 PM (KAi1n)

204 Whippet good

Posted by: Lady Devo at February 27, 2021 11:11 PM (63Dwl)

205 The best defense is to go on offense, right away, don't even think about it.
Posted by: navybrat has beans at February 27, 2021 11:05 PM (w7KSn)

One of my first fist fights was in the 6th grade. the brute threw haymakers at my head that made my ears ring, but did little actual damage (well a mouse over my left eye). I recovered and started sending jabs and hooks at his big melon head, and split his lip with a straight left). Ultimately it was a draw, but I realized that I could fight. It was an yuge ego boost for a skinny kid who sometimes seemed like a bully magnet.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Call me Loretta at February 27, 2021 11:11 PM (x8Wzq)

206 My neighbor has a backhoe.



Ever Muldoon might struggle with that one.

Posted by: Miklos thinks it could be an OK punch line though at February 27, 2021 11:12 PM (QzkSJ)

207 Posted by: navybrat has beans at February 27, 2021 11:10 PM (w7KSn)

It's the longnecks you want to avoid. Seems like women like to use them a lot in bar fights.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 27, 2021 11:12 PM (2DOZq)

208 Go for the nose.
It bleeds very readily.

Posted by: navybrat has beans at February 27, 2021 11:12 PM (w7KSn)

209 If you have had the wonderful opportunity to meet Charlie Daniels, Miklos, I salute you. He was a wonderful man and patriot.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 27, 2021 11:12 PM (PoqRU)

210 Watched Terminator Dark Fate as a goof.

It may be one of the worst films ever.

If I saw it in a theater, I probably would have walked out.
Posted by: T



so, what's next, gay sex

Posted by: confederatefifth at February 27, 2021 11:13 PM (4Jold)

211 Thar she blows Lads! It's the Great White Cuck!

Jonah Goldberg
@JonahDispatch
I pretty much believe the MSM coverage of Cuomo. I just think it's funny how many folks who usually claim the MSM is entirely evil, corrupt, deceitful, and compromised have suddenly lost their skepticism.
6:36 PM · Feb 27, 2021

Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at February 27, 2021 11:13 PM (FBrfY)

212 Stupid kids



-Graf Field Marshal Helmuth Karl Bernhard von Moltke (aka, Moltke the Elder)

Posted by: Miklos considering august/September 1914 at February 27, 2021 11:13 PM (QzkSJ)

213 If you have had the wonderful opportunity to meet Charlie Daniels, Miklos, I salute you. He was a wonderful man and patriot.
Posted by: COMountainMarie

No, I met Marshall Tucker.

Posted by: Miklos, correctifying at February 27, 2021 11:14 PM (QzkSJ)

214 Weird thing about getting punched on the nose is you can smell it.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Call me Loretta at February 27, 2021 11:14 PM (x8Wzq)

215 Bottles aren't for swinging.

You see someone try and swing one, step into it and break their fuckin nose

Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2021 11:15 PM (5VVw0)

216 Smells like copper and regret.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Call me Loretta at February 27, 2021 11:15 PM (x8Wzq)

217 @210

I'm too ugly to be gay.

And certainly not drunk enough.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 27, 2021 11:16 PM (lhe9W)

218 I don't mind the fist fights one on one. It's the big bar fights, the general melee, that I hate.
Posted by: navybrat

So, you've experienced liberty call in Olongapo City I see.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 27, 2021 11:16 PM (Rvt88)

219 JonahDispatch
I pretty much believe the MSM coverage of Cuomo. I just think it's funny how many folks who usually claim the MSM is entirely evil, corrupt, deceitful, and compromised have suddenly lost their skepticism. -------

The guy really is an idiot. No one has lost their skepticism. They are not cheering the MSM. They are saying what took them so long and what ulterior motive do they have?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 27, 2021 11:16 PM (2DOZq)

220
It's the longnecks you want to avoid. Seems like women like to use them a lot in bar fights.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth


Woman like long neck bottles and a big head on her beer.

https://youtu.be/4P_ZaFRIFME

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 27, 2021 11:17 PM (63Dwl)

221 I'm too ugly to be gay.

And certainly not drunk enough.
Posted by: T



I am just worried you might need to find out the hard way it is not for you

Posted by: confederatefifth at February 27, 2021 11:17 PM (4Jold)

222 Copper and regret is the smell after it rains stars.

Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2021 11:17 PM (5VVw0)

223 Ultimately it was a draw, but I realized that I could fight. It was an yuge ego boost for a skinny kid who sometimes seemed like a bully magnet.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Call me Loretta at February 27, 2021 11:11 PM (x8Wzq)


That's what prompted me to learn.
I was a skinny little kid. But I discovered that landing one good punch, even if you lose, is typically enough. Never had the same bully come at me twice.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 27, 2021 11:17 PM (axyOa)

224 I was watching a collection of trailers for upcoming movies, and Hollywood has truly astounded me. I present to you, Brokeback Mountain 2, Lesbian Booglaloo

tinyurl.com/5ayk7keh

Posted by: 18-1 at February 27, 2021 11:17 PM (qlFIA)

225 "Whattaya in for?"

"Felony-murder rule."

"Whoa! What was the felony you and your co-conspirator were caught up in?"

"Cock-fighting."

"You win the award for Dumbest Criminal of All Time. Congratulations!"

*FacePalm*

Posted by: Sharkman at February 27, 2021 11:18 PM (0bGEp)

226 usually claim the MSM is entirely evil, corrupt, deceitful, and compromised have suddenly lost their skepticism
When one enemy attacks another, you should ask why but...cheer for carnage, no?

Posted by: 18-1 at February 27, 2021 11:18 PM (qlFIA)

227 "Whattaya in for?"

"Felony-murder rule."

"Whoa! What was the felony you and your co-conspirator were caught up in?"

"Cock-fighting."





en garde!

Posted by: confederatefifth at February 27, 2021 11:18 PM (4Jold)

228 These days you need to learn how to defend against an attempt at a rear naked choke , arm bars and being mounted
What? I call this a good Saturday night!

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at February 27, 2021 11:19 PM (qlFIA)

229 I'd engrave that on his tombstone if they'd let me.

Posted by: Grail Knight



Alan Alda is insufferable, so I heartily approve of your proposed death scenario.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 27, 2021 11:19 PM (0bGEp)

230 "So, you've experienced liberty call in Olongapo City I see."

Not exactly, but similar.

Posted by: navybrat has beans at February 27, 2021 11:20 PM (w7KSn)

231 I was a skinny little kid. But I discovered that landing one good punch, even if you lose, is typically enough. Never had the same bully come at me twice.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 27, 2021 11:17 PM (axyOa)

It was effective. there was, however, one bully who didn't get the message. He was actually shorter than I, but was apparently part badger. Ended up doing a nickel in Rawlins. He was just fucking mean.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Call me Loretta at February 27, 2021 11:20 PM (x8Wzq)

232 Uno!
Posted by: Sock Monkey

Dos!

1-2-3-quatro

https://tinyurl.com/yb9jql5p
Posted by: Miklos, how many woolies could Miklos bully, if Miklos could bully woolies

* throws down draw 4 card

Posted by: Sock Monkey * doubling the cube at February 27, 2021 11:20 PM (tle0s)

233 Had a neighbor who had whippets. They were friendly dogs, if a bit skittish.
Posted by: No One of Consequence

We had a Siberian Husky/Whippet mix. Neighbors whippet jumped a 6 foot fence to do the deed. Niki our dog was a long husky and ran like the wind.

Posted by: Beartooth at February 27, 2021 11:20 PM (ZN7T5)

234 Our latest dog shit incident just pissed me off, she knows better.

As for my day, it was weird and amusing. I thought we had a meetup w/ old college freinds and was going to be picked up ca. noon.

Raced around and finished getting stuff together and then realized it's next week! I think I'm becoming forgetful...where am I...AOS...OMG

Posted by: Farmer at February 27, 2021 11:21 PM (55Qr6)

235 The guy really is an idiot. No one has lost their skepticism. They are not cheering the MSM. They are saying what took them so long and what ulterior motive do they have?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 27, 2021 11:16 PM (2DOZq)
--------------

Jonah's trying to claim, "See, MSM has credibility, they're reporting on this."

Jonah evidently doesn't realize he has even less credibility than MSM.

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at February 27, 2021 11:21 PM (2SdPm)

236 Everyone has a plan until they get stabbed by a rooster.

Posted by: Grail Knight at February 27, 2021 11:22 PM (ybIRR)

237 161 Another great thread, thanks, Mis-Hum!
Posted by: navybrat has beans at February 27, 2021 10:54 PM (w7KSn)

Glad you enjoy

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 27, 2021 11:22 PM (aA3+G)

238 211 - This is why Trump says he Jonah can't afford pants. Conservatives, actual conservatives, have been calling Cuomo a granny killer since last year, well before the media had this take. The media has in fact adopted the conservative position, months after the fact, which ol' pantsless would know if he spent any time associating with actual conservatives instead of spending all day on Twitter debating sandwichhood with the Ahoy Boys.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 27, 2021 11:22 PM (H5knJ)

239 I present to you, Brokeback Mountain 2, Lesbian Booglaloo

tinyurl.com/5ayk7keh

Posted by: 18-1 at February 27, 2021 11:17 PM



Boring... Too much talking...

Posted by: Zettai at February 27, 2021 11:23 PM (Af8VI)

240 Woman like long neck bottles and a big head on her beer.


Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

I knew we were in for an interesting time when a young lady of my acquaintance at a 3 AM pool hall and beer joint asked me and a friend to break a pool cue in half because she could fight better with just a half of one.

Posted by: Miklos, seen it myseff at February 27, 2021 11:24 PM (QzkSJ)

241 The Media is doing the bidding of their Democrat Masters.


Nothing more. Nothing less.


Cuomo has a target on his back. So. They will gun for him. Because they were given permission to gun for him.

Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2021 11:24 PM (5VVw0)

242
Jonah's trying to claim, "See, MSM has credibility, they're reporting on this."

Jonah evidently doesn't realize he has even less credibility than MSM.
Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at February 27, 2021 11:21 PM (2SdPm)

He needs to try to get some leftist billionaire to believe he is worth funding for at least 2 more years.

Posted by: Bete at February 27, 2021 11:24 PM (Ojki1)

243 Miklos
You need to understand that zydeco music surpasses any 'Hungarians' music you think is 'oh so awesome.
Stop rate.
I still love ya, though....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 27, 2021 11:24 PM (PoqRU)

244 If Jonah Goldberg reported that ham on rye is a sandwich, well, I'd have to go tell my local deli guy to stop selling a lie.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 27, 2021 11:25 PM (qlFIA)

245 "So, you've experienced liberty call in Olongapo City I see."

Not exactly, but similar.
Posted by: navybrat has beans at February 27, 2021 11:20 PM (w7KSn)

Etaewon.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 27, 2021 11:25 PM (axyOa)

246 He needs to try to get some leftist billionaire to believe he is worth funding for at least 2 more years.
Posted by: Bete at February 27, 2021 11:24 PM (Ojki1)
----------

I'm going to say it again, I hope Jonah winds up broke, living under a bridge, while fighting other hobos for a scrap of cardboard to sleep on.

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at February 27, 2021 11:25 PM (2SdPm)

247 How long until 'manties' come on the market? I have a feeling if I google it, it's already invented.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at February 27, 2021 11:25 PM (buTO7)

248 * throws down draw 4 card
Posted by: Sock Monkey


Coup fourré!

Posted by: Miklos is playing Milles Bournes at February 27, 2021 11:25 PM (QzkSJ)

249 Thar she blows again Lads! T'night we sha'l get the Great White Cuck!

Jonah Goldberg
@JonahDispatch
If you're opposed to unnecessary deaths and bad media coverage, by all means dunk on Cuomo and his fans. But maybe offer a smidgen of criticism for Trump who said a year ago today Covid would disappear - and for all the pundits who blindly defended him. https://twitter.com/numbersmuncher
Mollie
@MZHemingway · 1h
Our corrupt media (they are not 'mainstream') brazenly set false narratives about Cuomo that led to unnecessary deaths and affected U.S. elections. Later, they gently/mildly admit to a few of his failures. In no way is this evidence of them doing their jobs even remotely well. twitter.com/JonahDispatch/...
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7:35 PM · Feb 27, 2021

Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at February 27, 2021 11:26 PM (FBrfY)

250 FOX broadcast/over the air had boxing on tonight. I hope it's an every Friday thing. Good fight, split decision draw.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 27, 2021 11:26 PM (Rz2Nc)

251 King David was a bit of a shrimp, but look what he accomplished.

Posted by: navybrat has beans at February 27, 2021 11:26 PM (w7KSn)

252 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lep70dcxrYA
Posted by: Zettai at February 27, 2021 10:40 PM (Af8VI)


Thanks for posting the link, Zettai. Governor Noem is pretty impressive.

Posted by: Emmie: grubby, low-born, non-billionaire commenter at February 27, 2021 11:27 PM (ofYez)

253 I'm going to say it again, I hope Jonah winds up broke, living under a bridge, while fighting other hobos for a scrap of cardboard to sleep on.
Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at February 27, 2021 11:25 PM (2SdPm)

I'd hope rats end up fight over his bloated corpse if I hated rats.

Posted by: Bete at February 27, 2021 11:27 PM (Ojki1)

254 Governor Noem is pretty impressive.

Posted by: Emmie: grubby, low-born, non-billionaire commenter at February 27, 2021 11:27 PM



Yes... Yes, she is!

Posted by: Zettai at February 27, 2021 11:28 PM (Af8VI)

255
Noem's speech at CPAC today ("Why America Needs Conservatives") is nothing short of epic, in my exalted opinion...
Posted by: Zettai at February 27, 2021 10:33 PM (Af8VI)

X10

she's a nut cutter...and in a political war with the Marxists she's exactly what we need.

Posted by: Voter theater. at February 27, 2021 11:28 PM (7ASlB)

256 >>> 195 Watched Terminator Dark Fate as a goof.

It may be one of the worst films ever.

If I saw it in a theater, I probably would have walked out.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 27, 2021 11:08 PM (lhe9W)

Worse than Aliens 3?

Worse than Highlander 2???

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 27, 2021 11:29 PM (TK8Ry)

257 We had a Siberian Husky/Whippet mix. Neighbors whippet jumped a 6 foot fence to do the deed. Niki our dog was a long husky and ran like the wind.

Sounds like an escape artist that can do 45 on foot.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not scanning your email to sell you stuff like Google does. at February 27, 2021 11:29 PM (SchxB)

258 I don't mind the fist fights one on one. It's the big bar fights, the general melee, that I hate.
Posted by: navybrat

So, you've experienced liberty call in Olongapo City I see.
Posted by: Tonypete

Kodiak Alaska with a dozen crab boats in port.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * doubling the cube at February 27, 2021 11:30 PM (tle0s)

259 @BetaCuckforLife..Jonah just can't quite President Trump, can he?

Wow, talk about rent free.

Of course Genius Jonah is ignoring minor detail that Covid is actually not much more than a bad flu season.

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at February 27, 2021 11:30 PM (2SdPm)

260 I still love ya, though....
Posted by: COMountainMarie

Dear Excellent and Kind Girl-Person-

Now with me-

JUMP LIKE CHUBBY CARRIER IN "THE BIG EASY"

(Chubby is also a fine fellow, good cook, and very sharp pool player)

Posted by: Miklos has no difficulty with the laissezing of temps bons at February 27, 2021 11:31 PM (QzkSJ)

261 Did we ever get a final number of total deaths in America in 2020 vs 2019?
I presume the 400k extra deaths should show up there pretty clearly if the COVID numbers are correct right?

Posted by: 18-1 at February 27, 2021 11:32 PM (qlFIA)

262 Ace of Spades merch?Yes,please....Jasonj, Tucson

Posted by: jasonj at February 27, 2021 11:32 PM (4Tpar)

263 Speaking of prayers, you all may recall that over a month ago my ex-BiL, Mark, who is a good guy I am still friends with, wound up in the hospital due to a mass in his lung and spitting up blood.

It took the docs the better part of the month to FINALLY determine that the mass was NOT cancer, but something that they can treat. I think related to TB, which strikes me as odd, but whatever.

So, prayers in this case worked well. He is out of the hospital and not in danger of dying of cancer at 53, as his Dad and Granddad did before him.

So thanks to all of the Horde who kept him and my family in their prayers. It is appreciated.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 27, 2021 11:32 PM (0bGEp)

264 Coup fourré!
Posted by: Miklos is playing Milles Bournes

* Throws down check engine light card

Posted by: Sock Monkey * doubling the cube at February 27, 2021 11:33 PM (tle0s)

265
Dogs fed their dinner and put up for the evening. The little rescue girl Musya howls for hers. Dot picks and nibbles. Dan gorges; you can see each bite bounce off the end of his tail before rebounding into his stomach.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 27, 2021 11:33 PM (mht8P)

266 Kodiak Alaska with a dozen crab boats in port.
Posted by: Sock Monkey

I think the Military have training films about "catching crabs".

Hope you paid attention.

Posted by: Miklos, think I saw a couple too, halfway at February 27, 2021 11:33 PM (QzkSJ)

267 Hubby was scrolling through some sci-fi movies and just saw a movie on Hulu about space lesbians. There really is something for everyone on the streaming services!

Posted by: jmel at February 27, 2021 11:34 PM (bVhJi)

268 Sock Monkey, now there's a Kodiak moment

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 27, 2021 11:34 PM (L2ZTs)

269 @256

If Terminator Dark were merely a bad film that would be one thing, what puts it over the top is it's aggressively bad.

Less than 5 minutes into the film and it negates and makes completely pointless, every Terminator film that came before it.

It' gets progressively wore from there.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 27, 2021 11:35 PM (lhe9W)

270 Hubby was scrolling through some sci-fi movies and just saw a movie on Hulu about space lesbians
In space no one can hear you scream...about the jars you can't open

Posted by: Pickles, A Lesbian Space Horror at February 27, 2021 11:36 PM (qlFIA)

271 Hubby was scrolling through some sci-fi movies and just saw a movie on Hulu about space lesbians. There really is something for everyone on the streaming services!
Posted by: jmel at February 27, 2021 11:34 PM (bVhJi)
-------------

And with that remark, half the guys on the thread vacated in order to search Hulu.

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at February 27, 2021 11:36 PM (2SdPm)

272 Speaking of prayers, you all may recall that over a month ago my ex-BiL, Mark, who is a good guy I am still friends with, wound up in the hospital due to a mass in his lung and spitting up blood.

I remember when that happened to Papa Basura. They tested the whole family for TB. Turns it out was cancer and it killed him.

Sharkman, your friend is a lucky man. Tell him to go get a lottery ticket.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not scanning your email to sell you stuff like Google does. at February 27, 2021 11:36 PM (SchxB)

273 * Throws down check engine light card
Posted by: Sock Monkey

Shoulda bought one of them Extended Warranties

Posted by: Miklos, as promoted my Mark Levin etc. at February 27, 2021 11:36 PM (QzkSJ)

274 A general melee.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMK6lzmSk2o

Posted by: navybrat has beans at February 27, 2021 11:37 PM (w7KSn)

275 Worse than Aliens 3?

Worse than Highlander 2???
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 27, 2021 11:29 PM (TK8Ry)

It's not horrifically bad sadly as that might give it some value as a bad movie watch. It isn't even Tom Cruise's The Mummy bad, but it has most of modern movie problems of trying to substitute action for story, the John Connor's replacement has no screen presence and Arnold and Hamilton distract from the piece completely rather than complement it. That said I tuned out during the big action scene around 3/4 of the way through the film and barely remember the end.

Terminator is a franchise with one story that the second film managed to do very well and thus succeed, but the premise is a dry well and they just can't leave it alone, though after 2 poorly grossing films in a row perhaps now they finally will. Or we will get Robocop vs Terminator, which at least would something new for the premise to do.

Posted by: Bete at February 27, 2021 11:39 PM (Ojki1)

276 So thanks to all of the Horde who kept him and my family in their prayers. It is appreciated.
Posted by: Sharkman at February 27, 2021 11:32 PM (0bGEp)

Good news. Best to your brother (in-law. Brothers are brothers)

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Call me Loretta at February 27, 2021 11:39 PM (x8Wzq)

277 Chubby? Don't know that person....
In my case, I'm very small, but I'm pretty sure I could kick your butt - or, maybe not...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 27, 2021 11:39 PM (PoqRU)

278 274 A general melee.

Posted by: navybrat

Now THAT was a movie!

Posted by: Tonypete at February 27, 2021 11:40 PM (Rvt88)

279 A general melee

An ONT

O what a time it was...

We talked of chess

And the dress

O what a time it was

Posted by: Miklos, aspiring non-rapper at February 27, 2021 11:41 PM (QzkSJ)

280 Speaking of prayers, you all may recall that over a month ago my ex-BiL, Mark, who is a good guy I am still friends with, wound up in the hospital due to a mass in his lung and spitting up blood.

It took the docs the better part of the month to FINALLY determine that the mass was NOT cancer, but something that they can treat. I think related to TB, which strikes me as odd, but whatever.

So, prayers in this case worked well. He is out of the hospital and not in danger of dying of cancer at 53, as his Dad and Granddad did before him.

So thanks to all of the Horde who kept him and my family in their prayers. It is appreciated.
Posted by: Sharkman at February 27, 2021 11:32 PM (0bGEp)

I'm glad he'll be ok!

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 27, 2021 11:42 PM (Rz2Nc)

281 Chubby? Don't know that person....

This Chubby Carrier.

Accept no substitutes.

https://tinyurl.com/y7po67hu

Posted by: Le Mikleuse, mes cheres amis at February 27, 2021 11:44 PM (QzkSJ)

282 It hasn't been a year yet from the time Trump said Covid would essentially be gone. Wasn't Jonah one of the idiots who made fun of Trump for saying we would have a vaccine by December?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 27, 2021 11:45 PM (2DOZq)

283 Well, later, all.

Have a good one.

Oh, and sock master Miklos? Always fun to read your comments and nic changes.

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at February 27, 2021 11:45 PM (2SdPm)

284 I don't think the original Terminator holds up all that well. Only action film Arnold did that holds up for me is Predator.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 27, 2021 11:48 PM (H5knJ)

285 I don't think the original Terminator holds up all that well. Only action film Arnold did that holds up for me is Predator.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 27, 2021 11:48 PM (H5knJ)

True Lies

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 27, 2021 11:48 PM (2DOZq)

286 Always fun to read your comments and nic changes.
Posted by: blake

Merci-Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose

Posted by: Le Mikleuse, mes tres cheres amis at February 27, 2021 11:48 PM (QzkSJ)

287 Well, I went off and did a search on the space lesbian movies and this came up: https://tinyurl.com/v364xcyv

The poster has a bald-headed lesbian who has the same crazy eyes look that those two white teachers who were tik-tokking (or whatever social medium it was on) about how we're all racists earlier this week.

As for the rest of the movie, I would imagine that there is a lot of unnecessary dialog that would make one's stomach turn.

I think I'll wait until Brazzer's comes out with any space lesbian movies.

Posted by: Blor Utar, from Zimtok-5 at February 27, 2021 11:49 PM (xxG/v)

288 ..Oh, and sock master Miklos? Always fun to read your comments and nic changes. Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at February 27, 2021 11:45 PM (2SdPm)

You just know Miklos's got multiple Storage Units filled with heaps of garbage bags filled to bursting with single, unmatched "lost in the wash" socks.

Someday, one of those Storage Wars types is gonna win a bid on one of those units, and go completely "WTF?!", as that Tower of Changed Socks Babel collapses atop him when he slides open the door to his "prize". Ratings GOLD, Jerry!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 27, 2021 11:49 PM (QzJWU)

289 Sock Monkey, now there's a Kodiak moment
Posted by: qdpsteve

Crabbers are not normal people. Had a high school buddy and his older brother who did the crabbing thing about the same time I was up there. His brother got knocked off the boat in the Bering. Never found him. I pounded nails when I was up there.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * doubling the cube at February 27, 2021 11:49 PM (tle0s)

290 Evening everyone.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 27, 2021 11:49 PM (J6dnG)

291 You are allowed to use deadly force in Texas to prevent the theft of your vehicle.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth
--------

Case law. It was legal to hang a horse thief, so.....

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 27, 2021 11:49 PM (l0Lgi)

292 282 It hasn't been a year yet from the time Trump said Covid would essentially be gone. Wasn't Jonah one of the idiots who made fun of Trump for saying we would have a vaccine by December?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 27, 2021 11:45 PM (2DOZq)

My work arranged for us to be able to get the vaccine but the online registry was borked so I tried calling their help line. After 3 1/2 minutes of repeated messages basically saying COVID is death incarnate, and how people in the hospital wouldn't get to have visitors unless they were children-who get one- or those who are at end of life, who also get one.

The medical profession is going to take a serious hit in rep due to this at some point.

Posted by: Bete at February 27, 2021 11:50 PM (Ojki1)

293 Worse than Aliens 3?
Worse than Highlander 2???
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 27, 2021 11:29

Have you ever seem "Bloodrayne" directed by Uwe Bohl? It's terrible.
We watched it because Jules is a big Meat Loaf fan. Even Sir Ben Kinglsy was in this stinking POS. They must have needed the $$$.

Posted by: Farmer at February 27, 2021 11:54 PM (55Qr6)

294 Miklos
Sorry about Marshall Tucker.
Also sorry about everything else I tend to be stupid about.
You are my bestest...something...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 27, 2021 11:54 PM (PoqRU)

295 I note that most viruses have about a two year pandemic cycle if you look at prior pandemics. That's about the time it takes the world to get herd immunity. Of course there will be cases here and there after that.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 27, 2021 11:54 PM (2DOZq)

296 Posted by: Le Mikleuse, mes très chers amis at February 27, 2021 11:48 PM



+1 for most excellent deployment of diacritics...

Posted by: Zettai at February 27, 2021 11:55 PM (Af8VI)

297 Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim

Under the terms of my recent Biden Administration Clean Green Sock Environment Initiative Grant, all socks are re-purposed, as required.

I am awaiting further funding for my entirely non-profit Foundation to turn socks into sustainable building materials suitable for Habitat for Humanity, or maybe Haiti.

Posted by: Miklos, a not-for-profit (after reasonable expenses) 501(C)3 at February 27, 2021 11:55 PM (QzkSJ)

298 The medical profession is going to take a serious hit in rep due to this at some point.
Posted by: Bete at February

It's the admin and corporate level asshoes who are perpetuating the facade. Most of the people I know in the medical profession think this is panic theater.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * doubling the cube at February 27, 2021 11:56 PM (tle0s)

299 Sock, I can imagine.

Bete, we'll get:

"Robocop vs Terminator vs Predator vs Alien"

(and at least two of the creatures will turn out to be trans)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 27, 2021 11:57 PM (L2ZTs)

300 You are allowed to use deadly force in Texas to prevent the theft of your vehicle.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth
--------
Case law. It was legal to hang a horse thief, so.....
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 27, 2021 11:49 PM (l0Lgi)

In Ohio, castle doctrine applies to your house and vehicle, or vehicle you have a legal right to be in.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 27, 2021 11:57 PM (Rz2Nc)

301 I got yet another one of my patented questions for the Horde. This one is for people older than me:

I read a couple years ago that early in its run, Walt actually had a Mexican restaurant at Disneyland, called, of all things... Case De Fritos. Does anyone remember it at all? Was it tasty?

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 27, 2021 11:58 PM (L2ZTs)

302
Also sorry about everything else I tend to be stupid about.
You are my bestest...something...
Posted by: COMountainMarie

Dry dem eyes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIF0_EaXRJg

Posted by: Miklos, who has pink rockabilly socks at February 27, 2021 11:59 PM (QzkSJ)

303 Oops... Casa De Fritos, that is.

(If they had it, they should probably bring it back as Casa De Flamin' Hot Cheetos)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 27, 2021 11:59 PM (L2ZTs)

304 True Lies
Oh yes Jamie Lee Curtis is my favorite Hollywood actress. Shame she doesn't have her blessings of liberty anymore.

Posted by: David French at February 28, 2021 12:01 AM (qlFIA)

305 It's the admin and corporate level asshoes who are perpetuating the facade. Most of the people I know in the medical profession think this is panic theater.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * doubling the cube at February 27, 2021 11:56 PM (tle0s)

My oncologist is big on it. Got more than a little on it last appointment, to the point where I am glad my next appointment is with her nurse.

Though next appointment also includes a bone marrow biopsy, and rather go through COVID theater than the biopsy again.

Posted by: Bete at February 28, 2021 12:01 AM (Ojki1)

306 Per Bing, Casa De Fritos didn't close until 1999, although it changed its name in 1982.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 28, 2021 12:03 AM (L2ZTs)

307 I wonder, Mr. Miklos, how much fun you really are?

Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 28, 2021 12:03 AM (PoqRU)

308 What is this, The Dating Game?

Posted by: SMH at February 28, 2021 12:03 AM (hEdp8)

309 "Blessings of liberty" is the best possible euphemism for tits.

Posted by: Grail Knight at February 28, 2021 12:05 AM (ybIRR)

310

I once saw a bone marrow biopsy! The doctor took a core right out of a fellow's sternum when he was awake... It seemed to be excruciatingly painful... Medieval it was!

Posted by: Zettai at February 28, 2021 12:05 AM (Af8VI)

311 308 What is this, The Dating Game?
Posted by: SMH at February 28, 2021 12:03 AM (hEdp

If so, I'm the worst choice on the dais.

Posted by: Bete at February 28, 2021 12:06 AM (Ojki1)

312 Oops... Casa De Fritos, that is.

(If they had it, they should probably bring it back as Casa De Flamin' Hot Cheetos)
Posted by: qdpsteve

I am not a an engineer, but I'm thinking a "Casa de Fritos or Cheetos" would have issues with structural integrity and, especially plumbing.

But again, I am not familiar with California building codes.

Posted by: Miklos, shrugging like a Zydeco Frenchie at February 28, 2021 12:07 AM (QzkSJ)

313 So thanks to all of the Horde who kept him and my family in their prayers. It is appreciated.
Posted by: Sharkman at February 27, 2021 11:32

Very cool Sharkman. I missed this but will pray for his continued recovery.

As I may need in the near future, they are talking about spinal fusion...yikes.

Posted by: Farmer at February 28, 2021 12:08 AM (55Qr6)

314 Some righteous words there Mr. Johnny Cash
Love the bacon shot

Posted by: Summer of Love at February 28, 2021 12:08 AM (FJrl0)

315 As I may need in the near future, they are talking about spinal fusion...yikes.
Posted by: Farmer

---

You too, huh?

Posted by: SMH at February 28, 2021 12:09 AM (hEdp8)

316
how much fun you really are?
Posted by: COMountainMarie

Good question.

https://tinyurl.com/y7ruvvj3

Posted by: Miklos, there's a moon out tonight at February 28, 2021 12:09 AM (QzkSJ)

317 310

I once saw a bone marrow biopsy! The doctor took a core right out of a fellow's sternum when he was awake... It seemed to be excruciatingly painful... Medieval it was!
Posted by: Zettai at February 28, 2021 12:05 AM (Af8VI)

I get it out of the pelvis through the lower back. It is incredibly painful (though IIRC the Liver one was worse), but I've only gone for sedition once (and lost like an hour and a half to it, so not sure it is worth the trade off to me).

Posted by: Bete at February 28, 2021 12:09 AM (Ojki1)

318 In Wisconsin, it's settled law that you can open hand slap a man who looks at your fried cheese curds with wanton or lascivious intent.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 28, 2021 12:11 AM (H5knJ)

319 Good question.

https://tinyurl.com/y7ruvvj3

Posted by: Miklos, there's a moon out tonight at February 28, 2021 12:09 AM



**SNORT**

Posted by: Zettai at February 28, 2021 12:11 AM (Af8VI)

320 What is this, The Dating Game?
Posted by: SMH

Gong Show

Posted by: Miklos, dancing like Gene, Gene. the Dancing Machine at February 28, 2021 12:11 AM (QzkSJ)

321 Miklos, the building fell down in the great Doritos quake of '72.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 28, 2021 12:12 AM (L2ZTs)

322 Nacho cheese does *not* make a good foundation material...

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 28, 2021 12:12 AM (L2ZTs)

323 lol Miklos.

Posted by: SMH at February 28, 2021 12:13 AM (hEdp8)

324 Nacho cheese does *not* make a good foundation material...
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 28, 2021 12:12 AM (L2ZTs)

LMAO

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 28, 2021 12:13 AM (Rz2Nc)

325 Medieval it was!
Posted by: Zettai at February 28, 2021 12:05 AM (Af8VI)

Unless there were leeches, I'd report the Doc to the Ye Medikal Socyitie

Posted by: Miklosodoric of York at February 28, 2021 12:14 AM (QzkSJ)

326 ...but I've only gone for sedition once (and lost like an hour and a half to it, so not sure it is worth the trade off to me).

Posted by: Bete at February 28, 2021 12:09 AM



"Sedition" is our way of life now!

No, but seriously...

This fellow what I saw tortured was sedated too, with some powerful benzo -- he felt everything, but remembered nothing, so all is good -- ??

Not sure this is really ethical...

Posted by: Zettai at February 28, 2021 12:15 AM (Af8VI)

327 ..I am not a an engineer, but I'm thinking a "Casa de Fritos or Cheetos" would have issues with structural integrity and, especially plumbing. But again, I am not familiar with California building codes. Posted by: Miklos, shrugging like a Zydeco Frenchie at February 28, 2021 12:07 AM (QzkSJ)

Casa de Fritos II's structure could be greatly strengthened by a matrix of recycled MiklosSox.. for a substantial licensing fee, I'd imagine?


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 28, 2021 12:15 AM (QzJWU)

328 I believe there was also a short-lived French restaurant at Disneyland, called "Le Legs De Le Frog."

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 28, 2021 12:17 AM (L2ZTs)

329 308



Of course...you're just jealous...


Me and Miklos - we got a thing...or...maybe not. F'k, I don't know. Good grief...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 28, 2021 12:17 AM (PoqRU)

330 Casa de Fritos II's structure could be greatly strengthened by a matrix of recycled MiklosSox.. for a substantial licensing fee, I'd imagine?


Casa de Fritos can be built on only one kind of foundation.

Corncrete.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not scanning your email to sell you stuff like Google does. at February 28, 2021 12:18 AM (SchxB)

331 Watched Terminator Dark Fate as a goof.
It may be one of the worst films ever. If I saw it in a theater, I probably would have walked out.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 27, 2021 11:08 PM (lhe9W)

Worse than Aliens 3? Worse than Highlander 2???
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 27, 2021 11:29 PM (TK8Ry)


Worse than Prometheus?

Posted by: goozer at February 28, 2021 12:18 AM (ra9Xu)

332 Nacho cheese does *not* make a good foundation material...
Posted by: qdpsteve

Not if you eat it all!

Leave it to cure for three days in dry weather and you're fine.

It has been required in San Luis de Obispo de Queso for 40 years because of the earthquakes.

Posted by: Miklos is an expert because Internets gives me POWER like Olde English 800 at February 28, 2021 12:18 AM (QzkSJ)

333 GOOD EVENING, HORDE, HE YELLED IN GOOD-NATURED ALL CAPS.

Posted by: callsign claymore at February 28, 2021 12:19 AM (KdbjM)

334 "Sedition" is our way of life now!

No, but seriously...

This fellow what I saw tortured was sedated too, with some powerful benzo -- he felt everything, but remembered nothing, so all is good -- ??

Not sure this is really ethical...
Posted by: Zettai at February 28, 2021 12:15 AM (Af8VI)

I don't know about sternum and how much that hurts -though I bet I probably have a basis for a guess- but it is one of the things that can be a necessary evil as when I get them done it is the only way to see how far the cancer has progressed in the bone marrow.

The sedation I had I was out like a light. If I felt anything I sure don't remember it, though I do have a deep bruise for days after each of them.

Posted by: Bete at February 28, 2021 12:20 AM (Ojki1)

335 Casa de Fritos can be built on only one kind of foundation.

Corncrete.
Posted by: Blanco Basura


Sir:

Your nomination has been received and accepted.

-Swedish Academy Of Prizes and Silly Things

Posted by: Sven Miklosson, recording Secretary at February 28, 2021 12:20 AM (QzkSJ)

336 Blanco, preferably stone-ground

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 28, 2021 12:20 AM (L2ZTs)

337 Blanco, preferably stone-ground

Of course. Takes the stone chips to help make up the aggregate.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not scanning your email to sell you stuff like Google does. at February 28, 2021 12:21 AM (SchxB)

338 As I may need in the near future, they are talking about spinal fusion...yikes.

Posted by: Farmer



I had a C6-7 Diskectomy and Fusion done in 2001 and have been pain free from the moment I awoke from the surgery. I'm not sure my surgeon is still active but if you need a referral I can run him down for you. He's in Bellevue, WA.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 28, 2021 12:22 AM (0bGEp)

339 As I may need in the near future, they are talking about spinal fusion...yikes.
Posted by: Farmer
---
You too, huh?
Posted by: SMH at February 28, 2021 12:09

I hope you get someone good. Can you go outside the VA system and use someone else?

Posted by: Farmer at February 28, 2021 12:22 AM (55Qr6)

340 At the same time, when the original Casa De Fritos fell down in 1972, the clean-up crew found Walt's old secret stash of fake mustaches.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 28, 2021 12:22 AM (L2ZTs)

341 GOOD EVENING, HORDE, HE YELLED IN GOOD-NATURED ALL CAPS.
Posted by: callsign claymore

Now see?

Without JackStraw, nobody gets the Good Stuff.

Posted by: Quiet and contemplative Miklos at February 28, 2021 12:22 AM (QzkSJ)

342 I drift in and out of the ONT because stuff - like whipping up some scraggled BBQ eggs and toats for a late-night snack. Or watching CPAC speeches.

Anyway, just finished listening to Klezmer linkhttps://youtu.be/MrwAo7HUC_k
and that is just such a wonderful sound.

If you cross Klezmer with Polka, as I saw someone say backaways, and blend in that what is it squeezbox from Mexican music, you could have a real amazing sound. Or possibly crossing those streams would blow a hole in the universe the size of Belgium.

Carry on. I'm 'way back in comments and may not catc

Posted by: mindful webworker - bagpipe, accordion, and clarinet at February 28, 2021 12:23 AM (mf0wg)

343 Just finished watching "The Pacific" for the first time tonight.

Chuck Schumer and anyone else who compare the Jan. 6 event to Pearl Harbor should be banned from elected office for life.

Posted by: callsign claymore at February 28, 2021 12:24 AM (KdbjM)

344 If I felt anything I sure don't remember it, though I do have a deep bruise for days after each of them.

Posted by: Bete at February 28, 2021 12:20 AM



I imagine you most likely howled like a monkey in heat when they cored your iliac crest under sedation -- no inhibitions with that stuff! It's probably better to have that sort of thing done without it, stiff upper lip and all that, when you're in your right mind...

Posted by: Zettai at February 28, 2021 12:25 AM (Af8VI)

345 Oh, now a second former aide is accusing Cuomo. Imagine if our intrepid media was investigating, rather than just waiting for things to come to them. But hey, they used up all their investigating powers chasing every anti-Trump thing, so I guess they are just tapped out.

Posted by: Bete at February 28, 2021 12:25 AM (Ojki1)

346 mindful webworker, here's what happened in the 1990s when someone mixed new age with hip-hop...

https://youtu.be/xs2XxhUFeNI

There *was* some great music in the 1990s. It just became (at least IMHO) significantly harder to find, and the rise of gangsta rap didn't help.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 28, 2021 12:26 AM (L2ZTs)

347 I believe there was also a short-lived French restaurant at Disneyland, called "Le Legs De Le Frog."
Posted by: qdpsteve

Englishman in French restaurant: Do you have frog's legs?

Waiter: Oui, Monsieur

Englishman: Then hop over here and bring me a steak

Posted by: Miklos needs snare drummer at February 28, 2021 12:26 AM (QzkSJ)

348 I hope you get someone good. Can you go outside the VA system and use someone else?

Posted by: Farmer

---

The neurosurgeon, Dr. Schmidt, is a decent doc.

Posted by: SMH at February 28, 2021 12:27 AM (hEdp8)

349 Q and C Miklos,

I don't know what you mean.

But you're Horde and sound Greek. So you're probably alright.

Posted by: callsign claymore at February 28, 2021 12:27 AM (KdbjM)

350 having some Ardbeg Uigeadhal with a crispy slice of bacon. It is bacon on bacon, and that can't be a bad thing imo.

Posted by: Quint at February 28, 2021 12:29 AM (dEOT9)

351 I imagine you most likely howled like a monkey in heat when they cored your iliac crest under sedation -- no inhibitions with that stuff! It's probably better to have that sort of thing done without it, stiff upper lip and all that, when you're in your right mind...
Posted by: Zettai at February 28, 2021 12:25 AM (Af8VI)

The back one is right on the boarder of crying out loud, might have actually done so with the liver one, and that was with some Fentanyl having been given.

Posted by: Bete at February 28, 2021 12:29 AM (Ojki1)

352 Bacon on bacon?!!
You fool Quint!! You've doomed us all!!!... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 28, 2021 12:30 AM (L2ZTs)

353 No former aide has ever accused me of any sexual harassment or anything.

I feel such a failure.

Posted by: Miklos, head hung low at February 28, 2021 12:30 AM (QzkSJ)

354
Englishman in French restaurant: Do you have frog's legs?

Waiter: No, but I have Prince Albert in a can.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 28, 2021 12:31 AM (63Dwl)

355 But you're Horde and sound Greek. So you're probably alright.
Posted by: callsign claymore

Probably.

Anyway it was not on you, kind of a try at a three-point AoS meme shot.

Posted by: Miklos, head hung lower at February 28, 2021 12:32 AM (QzkSJ)

356 Bertram, they're almost the same thing.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 28, 2021 12:33 AM (L2ZTs)

357 There's a moon out tonight...
You have no idea, my darlin'

Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 28, 2021 12:34 AM (PoqRU)

358 Waiter: No, but I have Prince Albert in a can.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr

*considers the Prince situation. Yes, this could work*

Posted by: Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth with difficult, shall we say, grandchildren at February 28, 2021 12:34 AM (QzkSJ)

359 Your majesty the Queen, I heartily endorse the proposal to seal Princes Andrew, Harry and Princess Meghan into a can for all eternity.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 28, 2021 12:36 AM (L2ZTs)

360 Well, Spring is here, whether I like it or not. The sign certain is not the Crocuses popping up. This evening I spotted our yard bunny nibbling on the lawn. I have not seen it since probably November. I assumed that a Coyote had gotten it, but, there it is.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 28, 2021 12:37 AM (1vynn)

361 Thinking of "Texas Music" if that is even a thing because the genres are so different, I would look at it this another way. How many states have had more of an impact on music or more of distinctive style? Sure there are lots of arguments and opinions, but anyone being serious could only offer a very few and that pretty much makes the point.

Country alone, Texas can't be lower than the top three or four and that is by people who don't like the Texas style. Texas music really? How 'bout Willie, Waylon, Bob Wills, Townes Van Zandt and so many it is pretty much impossible to list. Jerry Jeff Walker was born in NY but he was a TX legend. The more I think about it, even listing the legends woulds be pointless, take forever, and overkill at the same time. This isn't an argument that needs to actually be made.

We should debate Delaware music or Oregon music.

Posted by: Quint at February 28, 2021 12:38 AM (dEOT9)

362

Did someone say "Greek"??

Lemme tell you all about that time I downed an entire bottle of ouzo in one chortle, then smashed a stack of plates one by one as I danced frenetically in the nude to bazouki music on the beach until dawn...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzlcxN0lxSo

Posted by: Zettai at February 28, 2021 12:38 AM (Af8VI)

363 Miklos etc,

Well, did you make the three points?

Have things slowed down here at AoS ONT?

Posted by: callsign claymore at February 28, 2021 12:38 AM (KdbjM)

364 Zettai, is that you how got yourself banned from Wendy's?
;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 28, 2021 12:39 AM (L2ZTs)

365 Englishman in French restaurant: Do you have frog's legs?



Waiter: No, but I have Prince Albert in a can.



Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 28, 2021 12:31 AM (63Dwl)

no, but if you hum a few bars I can wing it.

Posted by: Quint at February 28, 2021 12:39 AM (dEOT9)

366 Your majesty the Queen, I heartily endorse the proposal to seal Princes Andrew, Harry and Princess Meghan into a can for all eternity.
Posted by: qdpsteve


https://tinyurl.com/yb3q44co

Posted by: Miklos, only asking Her Majesty to complete the burning of Washington at February 28, 2021 12:39 AM (QzkSJ)

367 Not that I should talk. I had that unfortunate incident involving my lower GI at a Taco Bell in Temecula...

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 28, 2021 12:39 AM (L2ZTs)

368 no, but if you hum a few bars I can wing it.
Posted by: Quint

snare drum

I tole you peoples

Posted by: Miklos, "tipping" a waitress at February 28, 2021 12:40 AM (QzkSJ)

369 No former aide has ever accused me of any sexual harassment or anything.

I feel such a failure.
Posted by: Miklos
------

Conversely, a woman who was the Advertising Manager at one company that I worked for, invited me to dinner at a somewhat remote restaurant.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 28, 2021 12:40 AM (pbStR)

370 Yay jewells @153, will be checking that out!

Posted by: Summer of Love at February 28, 2021 12:41 AM (FJrl0)

371

This one is better:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPuVYti3WVc

Posted by: Zettai at February 28, 2021 12:41 AM (Af8VI)

372 Well, did you make the three points?

Have things slowed down here at AoS ONT?
Posted by: callsign claymore

That was an airball.

Posted by: Miklos, thinking Coach K is gonna put me on the bench at February 28, 2021 12:42 AM (QzkSJ)

373 Back with the grub, now eating.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2021 12:43 AM (mzC78)

374 Your majesty the Queen, I heartily endorse the proposal to seal Princes Andrew, Harry and Princess Meghan into a can for all eternity.
Posted by: qdpsteve


Wasn't that a Doctor Who episode ???

Posted by: Adriane the TV Critic ... at February 28, 2021 12:44 AM (LPnfS)

375 Quint: Grunge.

Posted by: Funsize at February 28, 2021 12:45 AM (EiPf6)

376 Bacon on bacon?!!

You fool Quint!! You've doomed us all!!!... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 28, 2021 12:30 AM (L2ZTs)

I crossed the streams.

Posted by: Quint at February 28, 2021 12:46 AM (dEOT9)

377 Conversely, a woman who was the Advertising Manager at one company that I worked for, invited me to dinner at a somewhat remote restaurant.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

"Come away with me Michael Hammer..to the Islands..where I am known as Imawanchababi, hereditary Queen, and possessor of the Pearl of Great Price..."

Posted by: Miklos in the South Seas at February 28, 2021 12:46 AM (QzkSJ)

378 I once had a Lawn Boy 2 cycle lawn mower.

Once.
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at February 27, 2021 09:58 PM (3H9h1)

The original two series of Lawn Boy were very good. Then they went downhill fast.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2021 12:46 AM (mzC78)

379 Quint: Grunge.

Posted by: Funsize at February 28, 2021 12:45 AM (EiPf6)

Washington state. See I can be hip.

Posted by: Quint at February 28, 2021 12:46 AM (dEOT9)

380 I had a C6-7 Diskectomy and Fusion done in 2001 and have been pain free from the moment I awoke from the surgery. I'm not sure my surgeon is still active but if you need a referral I can run him down for you. He's in Bellevue, WA.
Posted by: Sharkman at February 28, 2021 12:22

Thanks sharkman. Will see what this next week brings.

Posted by: Farmer at February 28, 2021 12:47 AM (55Qr6)

381 Very hip. Hipper than me i'm sure.

Posted by: Funsize at February 28, 2021 12:47 AM (EiPf6)

382 The original two series of Lawn Boy were very good. Then they went downhill fast.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2021 12:46 AM (mzC7


A dangerous, yet sounds like fun, way to mow the grass ...

Posted by: Adriane the TV Critic ... at February 28, 2021 12:47 AM (LPnfS)

383 This one is better:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPuVYti3WVc

Posted by: Zettai


Suspicions

CONFIRMED

Posted by: Not that there's anything wrong with that or maybe even Miklos at February 28, 2021 12:48 AM (QzkSJ)

384 353

Oh,honey! I think we can work SOMETHING out....(wink,wink)

Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 28, 2021 12:49 AM (PoqRU)

385
Very hip. Hipper than me i'm sure.

Posted by: Funsize at February 28, 2021 12:47 AM (EiPf6)

I thank you. But i seriously doubt that. We are probably at the bottom of the list.

Posted by: Quint at February 28, 2021 12:49 AM (dEOT9)

386 There was even a Greek restaurant at Disneyland, "The House Of Stinky Cheese."

(The logo was of Mickey frowning and holding his nose)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 28, 2021 12:49 AM (L2ZTs)

387 (from the movie thread)

Actors don't have to have the qualities of the characters they play, but for them to be not as smart is the most glaring. That said, sometimes the camera does not always capture qualities that are apparent in a person who sits in the room.

The two swordsmen in Conan the Barbarian were towering huge, but because their proportions are normal, the camera doesn't capture it.

https://youtu.be/RoZzVUPqHbk

Posted by: Grail Knight at February 28, 2021 12:52 AM (ybIRR)

388 I crossed the streams.


It's not gay unless you shake the other guy's.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not scanning your email to sell you stuff like Google does. at February 28, 2021 12:52 AM (SchxB)

389 CPAC-underwhelmed. Trump-he's it.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
Yup. I have pretty much given up on any other person in politics/government.

Posted by: MikeM at February 28, 2021 12:54 AM (G9gd2)

390 The neurosurgeon, Dr. Schmidt, is a decent doc.
Posted by: SMH at February 28, 2021 12:27

Great. I've got a great doc, everyone says he's tops. Fingers crossed for th both of us.

Posted by: Farmer at February 28, 2021 12:54 AM (55Qr6)

391 I've been gone all day, but LCD and nurse, if you're in here, thanks for the nice comments on my pupper!

Yes he does love his enorme costco bed. He's not really spoiled, (you gotta be firm with training when they are smart, stubborn, and 100lbs) but he is loved.

Posted by: Funsize at February 28, 2021 12:56 AM (EiPf6)

392 I had a C6-7 Diskectomy and Fusion done in 2001 and have been pain free from the moment I awoke from the surgery. I'm not sure my surgeon is still active but if you need a referral I can run him down for you. He's in Bellevue, WA.
Posted by: Sharkman

---

L5-1 here.

Posted by: SMH at February 28, 2021 12:57 AM (hEdp8)

393 "Teach me"

"Teach me to dance, Zettai"

*chews on cigar*

"Get me them damn scriptwriters!"

Posted by: Miklos Cacoyannis, burning money out here at February 28, 2021 12:57 AM (QzkSJ)

394 Thanks, Farmer. : )

Posted by: SMH at February 28, 2021 12:57 AM (hEdp8)

395 long, somewhat stressful day, with much driving...

home naow, with two slices of pizza and two Torpedo Ales in me.

up next, some whiskey and water, then bed, to sleep the sleep of the just damn tired.

Posted by: redc1c4 (*OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated) at February 28, 2021 12:57 AM (SA0q1)

396 In an earlier and kinder time on this ONT, one could hope, and expect, that the Bloody Bouzouki had been stopped.

But no: such times have passed, and, hard as it may be, it is better to see the truth.

Posted by: Miklosious, neglected ancient Greek Philosopher (no homo) at February 28, 2021 01:01 AM (QzkSJ)

397

I've never spent the night in hospital, never had surgery... I've never even had a tooth pulled!

I suppose some day my luck will run out and I shall find myself quite unprepared for my fate...

Posted by: Zettai at February 28, 2021 01:01 AM (Af8VI)

398 checked a few AR parts web sights i hae open: stock is coming back in, slowly, and there is ammo out there as well... pricey, but there. and those are drifting down as well.

now, as long as my stimulus gets here before the illegal EO...

Posted by: redc1c4 (*OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated) at February 28, 2021 01:05 AM (SA0q1)

399  Y'all, I admit I had my reservations about Flip-Floppin' Fauci.

But the jellyfish genome in my COVID-19 mRna injection calmed me down.

*goes back to floating in bathtub*

Posted by: callsign claymore at February 28, 2021 01:07 AM (KdbjM)

400 what i *really* need is an inventory of what we have on hand, and what is needed to finish it all... and i don't think i need to build out all the lowers, but maybe i should, JIC.

what sayeth the ONT?

Posted by: redc1c4 (*OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated) at February 28, 2021 01:08 AM (SA0q1)

401 should, JIC.

what sayeth the ONT?
Posted by: redc1c4

"In these uncertain times"

JIC>>>JIT

Posted by: Miklosian Logistical Plannings PLC at February 28, 2021 01:11 AM (QzkSJ)

402 Gutfeld was funny tonight. I've cut down on FN but just can't quit it all.

Posted by: Farmer at February 28, 2021 01:12 AM (55Qr6)

403

*wonders if Kat Timpf is still appearing on Fox News...

Posted by: Zettai at February 28, 2021 01:13 AM (Af8VI)

404 I need to give the book Zorba the Greek another go. A world traveling friend I had way back loved that book, it was his favorite book in fact. I owned it at one point and tried to get through it but failed. It was probably the rest of the shite going around me at the time, but make no mistake, it was not light reading. My guess is today, Zorba has become a caricature. I think there are lots of middling restaurants with the name.

The same guy that wrote Zorba the Greek, also wrote The Last Temptation of Christ. So he has been known to write stuff with lots of layers , complications, and interpretations.

Posted by: Quint at February 28, 2021 01:16 AM (dEOT9)

405 *wonders if Kat Timpf is still appearing on Fox News...
Posted by: Zettai

The commenter women

How much for the commenter women

Posted by: Jake Blues from Al Jazeera at February 28, 2021 01:16 AM (QzkSJ)

406 redc1c4, the clock is ticking.

You should build them all out, then transfer them via FFL to worthy morons at a steep discount.

Like $5 or $10 bucks, tops.

Posted by: callsign claymore at February 28, 2021 01:18 AM (KdbjM)

407 I've never spent the night in hospital, never had surgery... I've never even had a tooth pulled!

I suppose some day my luck will run out and I shall find myself quite unprepared for my fate...
Posted by: Zettai at February 28, 2021 01:01

That's very cool Zettai. But how old are you and do you go for checkups. I didnt for yrs, but sooner or later you should pay attention.

Posted by: Farmer at February 28, 2021 01:19 AM (55Qr6)

408 *wonders if Kat Timpf is still appearing on Fox News...
Posted by: Zettai at February 28, 2021 01:13

Yep, she's on Gutfeld tonigh, never found her that funny or profound.

Posted by: Farmer at February 28, 2021 01:26 AM (55Qr6)

409 "You do not, I am certain, underrate the severity of the ordeal to which you and we have still to be subjected. The forces ranged against us are enormous. They are bitter, they are ruthless."

Before the United Congress, 1941

Oh the irony

Posted by: Winston Miklos Churchill at February 28, 2021 01:28 AM (QzkSJ)

410 Yep, she's on Gutfeld tonigh, never found her that funny or profound.
Posted by: Farmer at February 28, 2021 01:26 AM (55Qr6)

But does she have a nice rack?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2021 01:28 AM (mzC78)

411 Goodnight, Horde!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not scanning your email to sell you stuff like Google does. at February 28, 2021 01:28 AM (SchxB)

412 ...how old are you and do you go for checkups. I didnt for yrs, but sooner or later you should pay attention.

Posted by: Farmer at February 28, 2021 01:19 AM


Well, I'm well past the 29th anniversary of my 29th birthday, that's for sure!

I see a physician once a year for a cursory exam -- I'm afflicted with 'dyslipidaemia' which requires no treatment... Some years, the GP orders some blood tests, the results of which have been fine...

Oh, and I had kidney stones a couple of years ago, from which I've recovered!

I take no pills, and I'm rather proud of that...

Posted by: Zettai at February 28, 2021 01:28 AM (Af8VI)

413 *opens door, looks around*

Yeah, I don't see anybody. Coast is clear. C'mon in Dr. Jill.

*snorts cocaine off stepmother's ass before going to Poundtown on the good doctor*

Posted by: Hunter Biden at February 28, 2021 01:31 AM (Geoni)

414 I really have to say that I love visiting the ONT! You guys are so much fun!
And I do have to say - I have a huge crush on Miklos...
Sorry dude. It is what is....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 28, 2021 01:31 AM (PoqRU)

415 *snorts cocaine off stepmother's ass before going to Poundtown on the good doctor*
Posted by: Hunter Biden


Oh no

no no no no no

Posted by: Uber driver 78302 at February 28, 2021 01:33 AM (QzkSJ)

416

The lovely and long-suffering Mrs Z is similarly unencumbered by health concerns... My fear is that our luck cannot hold forever!

Posted by: Zettai at February 28, 2021 01:33 AM (Af8VI)

417 *snorts cocaine off stepmother's ass before going to Poundtown on the good doctor*
Posted by: Hunter Biden at February 28, 2021 01:31 AM (Geoni)

Make certain none gets lodged in the wrinkles.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2021 01:33 AM (mzC78)

418 Make certain none gets lodged in the wrinkles.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

We call them "love crinkles"

Posted by: Dr. DOCTOR Jill n' Friends at February 28, 2021 01:36 AM (QzkSJ)

419 I take no pills, and I'm rather proud of that...
Posted by: Zettai at February 28, 2021 01:28

Rock on Z, that's awesome. I hate taking pills but I'm on all kinds of crap to keep me alive. Really, maybe it's helping but it surely isn't natural.

Posted by: Farmer at February 28, 2021 01:37 AM (55Qr6)

420 I take no pills, and I'm rather proud of that...
Posted by: Zettai

" I get no kick from cocaine..."

Posted by: Dinah Washington by way of Blazing Saddles at February 28, 2021 01:38 AM (QzkSJ)

421 I take no pills, and I'm rather proud of that...

Posted by: Zettai at February 28, 2021 01:28 AM (Af8VI)

You
have good genes and have been lucky. I know people who have lead much
less interesting lives than I that ended up with broken bones and other
maladies on the reg. Some people are just not aware enough and others
just have had bad luck. Most have to deal with the genes they have and
do the best they can.
But the idea one should
be proud of not taking prescription meds is one I can't countenance. I
think of the many that don't deal with their maladies, those are the
ones who have nothing to be proud of. The guy that takes his pills, gets
the tests, shows up for dialysis or whatever treatment, that is the guy
that should be proud.

Posted by: Quint at February 28, 2021 01:39 AM (dEOT9)

422 same vein, different angle... i have 2 458 SOCOM uppers. and some 556 uppers in a variety of twists. adopt more calibers, JIC? 7.62x39, 300 Blackout, others? you can even build a 45 ACP upper, that just seems silly, at some levels. there's just two of us, so pairs are a good thing, and, for the most part, they all use the same mags...

Posted by: redc1c4 (*OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated) at February 28, 2021 01:41 AM (ssU9J)

423

Man, I'd like to hot box her quantum Muppet stretcher...

Posted by: Incomprehensible idioms are us annual March madness sale at February 28, 2021 01:42 AM (CPI5W)

424

Now is the time for a dear Miklos to disclose what celebrity he most closely resembles...

(I'm guessing it's "Dieter" from the Sprockets sketch!)

Posted by: Zettai at February 28, 2021 01:42 AM (Af8VI)

425 (I'm guessing it's "Dieter" from the Sprockets sketch!)
Posted by: Zettai

Your question frightens and confuses me.

Posted by: "Miklos" in homo Sapiens-type word language at February 28, 2021 01:44 AM (QzkSJ)

426 *opens door, shuffles in*

Momma doctor Jill? Are we...are we still in Texas or back in Pen...Penisveinlier?

Oh, I see Hunter's givin' ya 'rasslin lessons again. You've never been able to beat him! These two Secret Service guys said you and them have been getting ready for a trip to Paris.

Said you guys have been pretending to be the Eiffel Tower. That's the bee's knees!

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 28, 2021 01:44 AM (Geoni)

427 Posted by: Incomprehensible idioms are us annual March madness sale at February 28, 2021 01:42 AM (CPI5W)

Hey dude!

raimondo over there wants to buy you a beer

Posted by: Your Genial Host Miklos at February 28, 2021 01:46 AM (QzkSJ)

428 Second accuser comes forward about sexual harassment by cuomo. Over at du they are cat fighting. Half are denouncing cuomo with the other half saying all women should be believed as long as they are not accusing powerful and important democrat elected official! Same at jackpine radicals. I am not a hippocrite cuomo stick a fork in him he's done! By the way ted cruz at c-pac said orlando is nice ;but cancun is nicer!

Posted by: raimondo at February 28, 2021 01:47 AM (qj7HV)

429
*opens door, looks around*



Yeah, I don't see anybody. Coast is clear. C'mon in Dr. Jill.



*snorts cocaine off stepmother's ass before going to Poundtown on the good doctor*

Posted by: Hunter Biden at February 28, 2021 01:31 AM (Geoni)


Might as well pound the dust bag of a floor sander.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 28, 2021 01:47 AM (9Om/r)

430 ...that is the guy that should be proud.

Posted by: Quint at February 28, 2021 01:39 AM



Indeed! I'm the guy who figures he's going to turn into a cowardly mewling ball of mush when the time comes to pay the piper... Nothing to be proud of there!

Posted by: Zettai at February 28, 2021 01:47 AM (Af8VI)

431 Said you guys have been pretending to be the Eiffel Tower. That's the bee's knees!
Posted by: Joe Biden

Now for Presidential skinny dipping!

Gather round ladies, and that's an order!

Posted by: Joe, truly enjoying his Golden Years at February 28, 2021 01:48 AM (QzkSJ)

432 i'm on a few meds, and nothing major. the VA has tried to load me up with a buncha crap, but this is a pharmacy household, and i told them "nay, nay" (RIP John Pinet) immune suppressants? FOAD with that shit. steroids? yeah, F no to that too. OMG you're pre-diabetic, take metformin and, and, and... yeah, how about "fuck that", i change my diet/eating habits and lose a shit load of weight instead? oh look: my A1C is trending steadily down after a sudden spike (it's a trailing indicator) Fuck the VA: lazy incompetent assholes who would never last in a professional healthcare setting.

Posted by: redc1c4 (*OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated) at February 28, 2021 01:48 AM (ssU9J)

433 I am going to say Miklos looks like Teddy KGB from Rounders. OF course
no one ever looks like their voice on the radio, at least the guys. We
are really reaching here with just the gray boxes.

Posted by: Quint at February 28, 2021 01:50 AM (dEOT9)

434 Well, I made progress with the Suburban today. Got the steering wheel almost centered, but ran out of adjustment on the right side tie rod. It is shortened up as far as it will go. I have booked it in for a check at an alignment shop on Monday. Doesn't hurt to have another set of eyes on it.

And I got the dead power window motor in the driver's door working. Some Gomer had been in there before me, and replaced the motor, and fastened it in with with rivets, like the factory does. Almost had to have been a dealership; most normal mechanics would use nuts and bolts, to make it easier to service next time. Anyway they used a dome head rivet under the sweep of the sector gear, which cause so much drag that the thermal breaker in the little motor gave out. So I replaced the breaker with a wire shunt, and the motor ran fine. And I put it together with nuts and bolts.

Window goes up and down as it should, now.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2021 01:50 AM (mzC78)

435 Song --Kashmir (Live: O2 Arena, London - December 10, 2007)
Artist -- Led Zeppelin
Album -- Celebration Day

https://youtu.be/PD-MdiUm1_Y

Sorry, not available on Rumble. I'm tryin', dammit. This video and live version kicks fookin' ass.

Howdy all.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 28, 2021 01:51 AM (F0YaR)

436 Goodnight all, thanks for the fun chat tonight.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 28, 2021 01:51 AM (L2ZTs)

437 Posted by: the human whoopee cushion at February 28, 2021 01:47 AM (qj7HV)
----
BLATTTT

Posted by: redc1c4 (*OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated) at February 28, 2021 01:51 AM (ssU9J)

438 Indeed! I'm the guy who figures he's going to turn
into a cowardly mewling ball of mush when the time comes to pay the
piper... Nothing to be proud of there!

Posted by: Zettai at February 28, 2021 01:47 AM (Af8VI)

you have been blessed with good health. I have too in many ways. Still never understood how I didn't break anything. But yeah, in the end we all have health issues to deal with, kinda the design of the thing.

Posted by: Quint at February 28, 2021 01:52 AM (dEOT9)

439 in case no one mentioned it already, the bacon in the top picture has been horribly overcooked and someone needs to go to prison for that crime.

Posted by: redc1c4 (*OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated) at February 28, 2021 01:52 AM (ssU9J)

440 I am going to say Miklos looks like Teddy KGB from Rounders.


Well, I'm taller than I am wide.

So I got that goin' for me.

Posted by: Carl Miklos-Spackler at February 28, 2021 01:53 AM (QzkSJ)

441 In a wholesale change of topics ONT killer comment, oh, what the hell. Past couple years, I've wasted wasteable time now now n' then in the U toob, watching various "reaction" videos, ranging from rappers watching listening to their first metal, to damn near anyone listening to their first Pavarotti.

I think, without even a NEAR competitor, the most heavily reacted to track(s), are the same song, but those being the 1. Official Video Release, and 2. Live Guest on Conan version, from Disturbed, playing the Simon & Garfunkel classic: The Sound of Silence. I didn't say it's my favorite track. But I think the internet has, and I can't find comparables that are even close.

It's a GREAT set of tracks, but what is it about it that's drawn such a huge reaction? Not only in it's original airplay days a few years back, but the reaction tracks seem to NEVER END. Struck a nerve out there, it did.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 28, 2021 01:55 AM (QzJWU)

442 *opens door, surveys scene like something out of Caligula*

Joe! Now where did he?... Hey! There you are! Get yo' finger out the dog's ass!

Fauci told me the best way to keep you safe from the virus, Joe. We take this plastic bag here and tape it right around your head.

Now to be REALLY certain you need to lie down in bed while I block the germs with a pillow. I'll hold it so tight NO germs can get past.

Posted by: Kamala Harris at February 28, 2021 01:56 AM (Geoni)

443 t's a GREAT set of tracks, but what is it about it that's drawn such a huge reaction? Not only in it's original airplay days a few years back, but the reaction tracks seem to NEVER END. Struck a nerve out there, it did.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 28, 2021 01:55 AM (QzJWU)

I have never heard those versions. I know the Simon and Garfunkel one well enough, although I would probably never put it on a playlist of my own choosing.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2021 01:59 AM (mzC78)

444 in case no one mentioned it already, the bacon in
the top picture has been horribly overcooked and someone needs to go to
prison for that crime.


Posted by: redc1c4 (*OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated) at February 28, 2021 01:52 AM (ssU9J)

Drop one of those on the counter and you got instant bacon bits. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 28, 2021 02:00 AM (9Om/r)

445 t the thermal breaker in the little motor gave out. So I replaced the breaker with a wire shunt...
------------------

Heh. Nothing to fear but fear itself.

Posted by: Ampere at February 28, 2021 02:01 AM (CTJwJ)

446 Eating healthy, exercising regularly, and eliminating cr@p from your diet take desire, effort, and willpower. Taking magic pills brought to you by *SCILENCE!!!* is so much easier, and for the pill pipeline, lucrative.

Posted by: SFGoth at February 28, 2021 02:01 AM (KAi1n)

447
the bacon is in the picture

REPEAT

the bacon is in the picture

Posted by: Miklos Calling at February 28, 2021 02:01 AM (QzkSJ)

448 *opens door, cautiously steps into room*

We.....we're just here for the gangbang.

Posted by: Fauci in furry suit, Psaki dressed as Catwoman and Brian Stelter dressed as Ninja Turtle at February 28, 2021 02:03 AM (Geoni)

449 ..Posted by: raimondo at February 28, 2021 01:47 AM (qj7HV)


Expenses paid trip to the 2021 TxMoMeet.

You IN, or are you OUT? Fold or call, either way, it's time to show your cards. You can't raise, I've put into the pot all that there'll be for you, there. But the rewards of attending are far greater than the mere cost of airfare and hotel.

I mean this invitation at the molecular level of sincerity. We'll welcome you there, and that without a single ounce of persecution. Minor derision might occur, but only the most well intended humor, of course.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 28, 2021 02:04 AM (QzJWU)

450 If raimondo does not attend, I will drink his beer.


If he does, I will hold his beer.

Posted by: Miklos, Ever Helpful at February 28, 2021 02:06 AM (QzkSJ)

451 ..in case no one mentioned it already, the bacon in the top picture has been horribly overcooked and someone needs to go to
prison for that crime. Posted by: redc1c4 (*OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated) at February 28, 2021 01:52 AM (ssU9J)


Nah, that's perfect bacon. I send mine back to the kitchen if it won't snap like a pencil. I do NOT like limp, greasy bacon. Bacon grease goes into the can for other cookage, but very little of it goes onto my plate of CRISPY bacon.

NOM!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 28, 2021 02:07 AM (QzJWU)

452 Heh. Nothing to fear but fear itself.
Posted by: Ampere at February 28, 2021 02:01 AM (CTJwJ)

That's right. They used to make the thermal breaker with a bimetal strip. Overload the motor for too long, and the contacts would open, but eventually reclose. This one was a strange beast, like two pieces of copper with graphite sandwiched between them. And it was definitely open, because the motor ran once it was replaced by a piece of wire. So I stand to get X more years of life from a motor that would otherwise have been replaced.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2021 02:08 AM (mzC78)

453 I have never heard those versions. I know the Simon
and Garfunkel one well enough, although I would probably never put it on
a playlist of my own choosing.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2021 01:59 AM (mzC7
nor I, now I have to check them out The reactions I see the most are The Animals and the Righteous Brothers. My faves are those with Emmylou, Townes Van Zant, Willie, and Pavarotti. Its funny how so many of them react to the same songs around the same time. My guess is some songs are verbotten.



Posted by: Quint at February 28, 2021 02:08 AM (dEOT9)

454 ..I have never heard those versions. I know the Simon and Garfunkel one well enough, although I would probably never put it on a playlist of my own choosing. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2021 01:59 AM (mzC7

Then track 'em down and give 'em the listens.

MOST impressive. Moreso, when alcohol fueled.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 28, 2021 02:10 AM (QzJWU)

455 NOM!

Jim

Perfect bacon can only be done in an oven.

Worth it?

For me, rarely, for I am not lazy, but extra cleanup is off my list.

Posted by: Miklos, more efficient than lazy at February 28, 2021 02:13 AM (QzkSJ)

456 @449 I hope you weren't one of the texans getting the $10,000 dollar electric bill. Do you have running water yet?

Posted by: raimondo at February 28, 2021 02:13 AM (qj7HV)

457 I can't drive 55 -- Sammy Hagar.

I can't drive 120 -- just about everybody.

Montana, for a while didn't have posted speed limits on major roads. And Germany's autobahns were speed limit free for a long while.

Myself? I consider speed limits as "suggestions".

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 28, 2021 02:14 AM (F0YaR)

458 76 years ago, 76 minutes ago, it's all the same. You fuck when you can, you work, keep house, buy shit for the older girl, care for the baby, argue with the punkass boy, and you finally get some sleep. Same then, same now, same as it ever was or will be.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 28, 2021 02:18 AM (sCTt7)

459 *opens door, fans large wad of cash*

Pray time oval, pray time oval! Time to get cash from Uncle Xi-Xi and go home. One foul you, one foul you.....

Hey! Who ret Winnie the Pooh in heel! You are get out! You been heah foul owls!

*angrily slams door while Uiger slave crew cleans up enough DNA to start a political Jurassic Park*

Posted by: Xi Jinping at February 28, 2021 02:20 AM (Geoni)

460 Then track 'em down and give 'em the listens.

MOST impressive. Moreso, when alcohol fueled.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 28, 2021 02:10 AM (QzJWU)

I guess I will just wait until it finds me. It's not a song I like well enough to want to hear a different take on it, nor is it one that I hate so much that totally different take might be acceptable. (I heard a jazz version of Little Drummer Boy that actually swings, and doesn't suck, if you can believe it!)

One cover I'd like to find: two piano players, doing very hard driving version of Jelly Roll Morton's "Jungle Boogie". I think the pianists were Japanese, not sure.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2021 02:20 AM (mzC78)

461 ..Perfect bacon can only be done in an oven.
Worth it? For me, rarely, for I am not lazy, but extra cleanup is off my list. Posted by: Miklos, more efficient than lazy at February 28, 2021 02:13 AM (QzkSJ)


Meh. I have mastered the art of frying bacon while nekkid, WITHOUT FEAR. And "cleanup". You chumps out there keep trying with the 409 or Dawn. I'll just wipe it all down with paper towels and 90% Isopropyl, and be done before you can even emit a first whine of despair.

Bacon is to be savored, not feared.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 28, 2021 02:22 AM (QzJWU)

462 Posted by: Jim at February 28, 2021 01:55 AM (QzJWU)

Disturb's version of The Sound Of Silence is the ultimate cover of the song. Never to be exceeded. They own it.

https://youtu.be/u9Dg-g7t2l4

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 28, 2021 02:22 AM (F0YaR)

463 I'm guessing Miklos is totally HOT.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 28, 2021 02:24 AM (PoqRU)

464 BLATTTT
Posted by: redc1c4

Pffft

Posted by: Miklos, adhering to StyleBook 3.4.1a at February 28, 2021 02:25 AM (QzkSJ)

465 AOP. You're gonna force me to have to email you the direct URL's then.

These versions are not only Superior. They're in it's ways, Breathtaking. This is not a set of tracks to dismiss out of indifference. HIGHLY RECOMMENDED.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 28, 2021 02:25 AM (QzJWU)

466 Well, I have to go to bed. 0630 comes pretty early. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2021 02:29 AM (mzC78)

467 I'm guessing Miklos is totally HOT.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 28, 2021 02:24 AM



I'm entirely certain Miklos can be anything you want him to be!

Posted by: Zettai at February 28, 2021 02:29 AM (Af8VI)

468 James Brown and Pavarotti This is a Man's World is pure fire.

Posted by: ... at February 28, 2021 02:29 AM (jBRLB)

469 I have mastered the art of frying bacon while nekkid,

I'm guessing Miklos is totally HOT.

I am seeing who could have a fine time in a small efficiency with kitchenette somewhere.

Jus' tryina help peoples.

Posted by: Miklos the apprentice non-kosher Shidduch at February 28, 2021 02:29 AM (QzkSJ)

470 ..@449 I hope you weren't one of the texans getting the $10,000 dollar electric bill. Do you have running water yet? Posted by: raimondo at February 28, 2021 02:13 AM (qj7HV)

You're a Subject Changing Coward, as exhibited here. To answer you, both my bills and utilities are in perfect balance and fully functional.

To THE POINT though. You were given an offer. Are you IN or are you OUT? Put up or shut up, evermore.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 28, 2021 02:30 AM (QzJWU)

471 ..I am seeing who could have a fine time in a small efficiency with kitchenette somewhere. Jus' tryina help peoples. Posted by: Miklos the apprentice non-kosher Shidduch at February 28, 2021 02:29 AM (QzkSJ)

Thirty foot Sloop from '99 to '06, actually. Kitchenette was being complimentary, there. But I did turn out two complete Thanksgiving Dinners in those years, from that two burner stove and chicken sized oven.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 28, 2021 02:32 AM (QzJWU)

472 James Brown and Pavarotti This is a Man's World is pure fire.
Posted by: ...


THAT is one of the peak moments of Human Achievement.

I think it scared off the Bad Space Aliens.

The look of moderate incomprehension on the faces of both Brother James and Pavarotti...truly priceless

Posted by: Miklos the hardest working man in the ONT bidnis at February 28, 2021 02:33 AM (QzkSJ)

473 Vaccine distribution for first dose has completely broken down in my corner of Failfornia.

Posted by: torabora at February 28, 2021 02:35 AM (Y274z)

474 I'm entirely certain Miklos can be anything you want him to be!
Posted by: Zettai

But Dad!

I'm gonna be a Miklos AND a Marine!

(I remember that ad because the kid in it was Danny Sweeney, later D.B. Sweeney, a freshman year college fellow miscreant). Glad he got an acting career.

Posted by: Miklos. Lawd, the hardest working man in the ONT bidnis at February 28, 2021 02:40 AM (QzkSJ)

475 ..The look of moderate incomprehension on the faces of both Brother James and Pavarotti...truly priceless

Posted by: Miklos the hardest working man in the ONT bidnis at February 28, 2021 02:33 AM (QzkSJ)


This waters from my eyes, is what does you calls it?

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 28, 2021 02:42 AM (QzJWU)

476 Well, it's an odd choice to put Brown and Pavarotti on the same lighted stage. But the song selection saves it... It works really well. It's a vocal piece where the instrumentals take a backseat (but are also super important for making the piece work). I never thought of that song in the opera context, but it makes sense that way.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 28, 2021 02:46 AM (sCTt7)

477 ..I never thought of that song in the opera context, but it makes sense that way. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 28, 2021 02:46 AM (sCTt7)

Brown stepped up and delivered a far superior vocal accuracy, note and pitch, vs. his usual "concert" giveadamn. Near perfect, throughout. He gave Pavarotti the due respect, there. In exchange, Pavarotti delivered a CLINIC as to singing in an entirely unknown medium, and making it Genius.

They both had the talent, but Brown seldom had to prove it thus, and Pavarotti HAD to prove it thus, on each and every performance, or fall from his lofty perch as The Best.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 28, 2021 02:57 AM (QzJWU)

478 Some of my favorite "first reaction" videos are to Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody" and to the Doors' "L.A. Woman."

Blows their minds, usually -- heh.

Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at February 28, 2021 02:57 AM (QU+qf)

479 ..Some of my favorite "first reaction" videos are to Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody" and to the Doors' "L.A. Woman." Blows their minds, usually -- heh. Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at February 28, 2021 02:57 AM (QU+qf)

Yes'm. And those run a fair second and third to the Disturbed(s), which I has posted. Go, explore and dig deep. It's insane. That said, the Bohemian Rhapsody reactions are equally intense.. it really affects those first time viewers, doesn't it?

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 28, 2021 03:08 AM (QzJWU)

480 Posted by: Jim at February 28, 2021 02:30 AM (QzJWU)

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#1: puss nuts won't/can't ante up.
#2: quoting him perperutates the troll when s/he/its shit gets nuked by a COB.

mock all you want, but it won't interact in a positive way, so don't bother. i actually met with, and even had one to my home a Usenet troll from back in the late 90's/turn of the century time frame, but those were different days, and we were all adults. now it's just "script kiddie heaven" and the bots are smarter than the allegedly human trolls. " Ed O'Hare", if you're out there, reach out!

Posted by: redc1c4 (*OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated) at February 28, 2021 03:10 AM (ssU9J)

481 I'm to the snoozer, y'all.

Hasta la nite nite, Horde!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 28, 2021 03:10 AM (QzJWU)

482 Vaccine distribution for first dose has completely broken down in my corner of Failfornia.

Posted by: torabora at February 28, 2021 02:35 AM (Y274z)

California used to be good at stuff. It's sad...

I got my vaccine from my mom's assisted living facility because I am her "primary caregiver." Effortless. The whole process was easy, and they even gave the vaccine during our big snowstorm. But that's how private industry does stuff.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 28, 2021 03:10 AM (Q9lwr)

483 Thanks, Jim, I will. (Big Pavarotti fan, too.)

I admit the first time I heard Bohemian Rhapsody, I too was pretty blown away! (Good grief, that was so many decades ago!)

Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at February 28, 2021 03:11 AM (QU+qf)

484 Pavarotti probably did more to bring Opera music to the masses than anyone else. His Three Tenors concerts with Domingo and Carerras were huge hits, seen by countless millions. It is interesting that the three major ones were done as part of the Soccer World Cup as all three are huge soccer fans.

The Pavarotti and Friends collaborations were nice to see, with some good duets. Sure, at times I thought Luciano was trolling pop singers because most of the time the talent difference was obvious. Not the case with Brown and others, but it was with many. Either way, most of if was done for charity I believe.

Posted by: Quint at February 28, 2021 03:16 AM (dEOT9)

485 Posted by: redc1c4 (*OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated) at February 28, 2021 03:10 AM (ssU9J)

We will nuke them when they misbehave, but tonight is an example of a troll who doesn't cross the line.

Just built a lower (my first), and boy, it is easy. I have another stripped lower and haven't decided which direction to take it.

My .308 upper just got to the gunsmith who will be pinning and welding a compensator, because NJ doesn't trust me with a threaded barrel.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 28, 2021 03:18 AM (Q9lwr)

486 Just built a lower (my first), and boy, it is easy.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 28, 2021 03:18 AM (Q9lwr)
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i'm old enough to remember when my hands and fingers did what they were told, but i've developed some w*rk arounds, like assembling very small parts, like detent pins, inside a clear plastic trash bad, so if "SPRONG" happens, they can be found. located some fiber free swabs for applying anti-seize compound where it is needed, so the silvery shit doesn't wind up everywhere.

Posted by: redc1c4 (*OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated) at February 28, 2021 03:37 AM (ssU9J)

487 Well, it's an odd choice to put Brown and Pavarotti on the same lighted stage.
----
Brown and Pavarotti would be an awesome name for a brand of shotguns.

Posted by: Miklosian Anti-Marketing SA de CV at February 28, 2021 03:38 AM (QzkSJ)

488 A MODEST PROPOSAL


I think it is agreed by all parties, that this prodigious number of undocumented children in the cages, or in the Happy Fun Detention facilities of these United States, whose fathers who do yeoman's work on the lawns and gardens of we all, is in the present deplorable state of the Bidening, a very great additional grievance; and therefore whoever could find out a fair, cheap and easy method of making these children sound and useful members of the commonwealth, would deserve so well of the publick, as to have his statue set up, and later demolished, for a preserver of the nation.

Posted by: Jonathan Miklos-Swift at February 28, 2021 03:57 AM (QzkSJ)

489 Look up "Lost in Vegas" - two black dudes who review a lot of stuff, including rock and metal. What sets them apart, to me, is that they really get into the music as if they have music performance backgrounds. They really analyze textures, beats, guitar tone, arrangement, and while not overly technical or obnoxious, they can get into some real subtleties.

I don't want to veer off into politics on this, but I actually look for black dudes reviewing rock and metal, and there are some really good reviewers. What I'm getting at is if we truly are such a systemically racist country, they wouldn't even have internet access, let alone have successful youtube channels.

Posted by: SFGoth at February 28, 2021 04:03 AM (KAi1n)

490 If I ever get back into embarrassing myself in local stand-up comedy, I want to try my "James Brown Sings Iron Maiden" shtick: "Two! minutes! to midnight! Heh!"

Posted by: SFGoth at February 28, 2021 04:06 AM (KAi1n)

491 "James Brown Sings Iron Maiden" shtick: "Two! minutes! to midnight! Heh!"
Posted by: SFGoth

Hot tub

Don't forget the Hot Tub part

Posted by: Miklos Eddymurphy at February 28, 2021 04:09 AM (QzkSJ)

492 Brown and Pavarotti would be an awesome name for a brand of shotguns.
Posted by: Miklosian Anti-Marketing SA de CV

BOOM! Shaka-laka

Posted by: JT at February 28, 2021 04:13 AM (arJlL)

493 BOOM! Shaka-laka
Posted by: JT

Over/under

side by side

It works

Posted by: Currently single barreled Miklos at February 28, 2021 04:17 AM (QzkSJ)

494 Las Vegas-

The only place where people come in a $100,000 Mercedes, and leave on a $500,00 Greyhound bus.*

*This joke has been adjusted for inflation and make of car


Posted by: Miklos has actually won money, overall, at the Tables at February 28, 2021 04:32 AM (QzkSJ)

495 Say Miklos.
If you're not doing anything later, will you marry me?

Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 28, 2021 04:33 AM (PoqRU)

496 Well

No fun here.

Posted by: Miklos takes his ball(s) and goes home at February 28, 2021 04:33 AM (QzkSJ)

497 Was trying to decide whether togetupor not and tablet decided for me. Old tablet was plugged in to new charger but didn't charge and is almost dead, so on backup.

Posted by: Skip at February 28, 2021 04:38 AM (Cxk7w)

498 If you're not doing anything later, will you marry me?
Posted by: COMountainMarie

My sock drawer needs sorting. Lotta work.

The Druids says they will help, but not until the 19th day before the solstice thingy. They have some kinda rules and ceremonies and sacrifices and whatnot.

Somehow I don't trust those Druids.

Posted by: Ye Venerable Miklos at February 28, 2021 04:38 AM (QzkSJ)

499 Seriously? The solstice?
Ok, now I think you're just messing with me.
Well, fine. Be that way...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 28, 2021 04:44 AM (PoqRU)

500 Old tablet was plugged in to new charger but didn't charge and is almost dead, so on backup.
Posted by: Skip

Old Mama's Apple tablet charger is not working either. Not sure which modular component is wrong, and it is almost impossible to test independently. Probably by design.

Posted by: Pre=Planned Obsolescent Miklos at February 28, 2021 04:46 AM (QzkSJ)

501 Did determine a duel charger I have been using one of the ports isn't working right, but last Sunday when old tablet wouldn't turn on bought a new one and thats what it was plugged into. Have another that came with this tablet,so will try and give it a hour and see what its doing.

Posted by: Skip at February 28, 2021 04:51 AM (Cxk7w)

502 Have another that came with this tablet,so will try and give it a hour and see what its doing.
Posted by: Skip

An hour is plenty of time to make a good breakfast.

I am on a 100% oatmeal breakfast diet this week.

Brown sugar saves the world.

Posted by: Miklos in recovery at February 28, 2021 04:58 AM (QzkSJ)

503 Waiting after first cup, cheese omelet and toast I think.

Posted by: Skip at February 28, 2021 05:01 AM (Cxk7w)

504 I have the bread to make french toast but not the energy to get up.

Been awake nearly all nite with mom getting up over and over. She keeps saying 'all the people want her to do the work'

I'm thinking full moon is affecting her!

Mornin', all

Posted by: My life is insanity at February 28, 2021 05:04 AM (Z/jzm)

505
Just saw a great photoshop; Joe Biden* in bed, dazed and confused look on his face. Standing next to him is Mike Lindell holding a 'my pillow' with a happy look on his face. Captioned below:
Make America Great Again

Posted by: Bill from Attainder at February 28, 2021 05:05 AM (N/gDA)

506 Ok. 3am here. Why am I even still awake?!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 28, 2021 05:05 AM (PoqRU)

507 I rarely bother to see what moon is doing but did notice a big setting moon Wednesday and Thursday going to work. It was sitting on the horizon.

Posted by: Skip at February 28, 2021 05:10 AM (Cxk7w)

508 MLII: it is a good thing that you are doing, been down that road. Pretty crazy at times, but you'll be glad you did.

Posted by: Common Tater at February 28, 2021 05:12 AM (kVErN)

509 The moon was so cool looking those mornings. I love when I can see it rising or setting

Posted by: My life is insanity at February 28, 2021 05:12 AM (Z/jzm)

510 Thanks, Common Tater. In my heart I really do know that. It's just in-the-moment frustrating. And so unbelieveable until you live it!

Posted by: My life is insanity at February 28, 2021 05:15 AM (Z/jzm)

511 http://directorblue.blogspot.com/top 20 tweets from badbluetonight

Posted by: Skip at February 28, 2021 05:20 AM (Cxk7w)

512 This week she's been more aware of who I am and even noticed I looked tired one day after work and said so. It was 5 minutes of the most real conversation we've had in months.

In an instant she's back to word salad and total inability to reason.

Posted by: My life is insanity at February 28, 2021 05:22 AM (Z/jzm)

513 My dad was on a lot of meds for a while. I think eventually people get UTI that are untreatable, or the antibiotics don't work anymore. Causes mental confusion.

He was really out of it one time. I was frantic, and then it was like somebody threw a light switch, and he was perfectly fine. Really strange. He was one tough SOB, let me tell ya. "Gettin' old ain't fer pussies" as they say.

Posted by: Common Tater at February 28, 2021 05:27 AM (kVErN)

514 Oh the light swtch analogy is spot on!

Posted by: My life is insanity at February 28, 2021 05:29 AM (Z/jzm)

515 1st cup almost gone, finish suduko and will make breakfast

Posted by: Skip at February 28, 2021 05:32 AM (Cxk7w)

516
My momma always told me that 'cheaters never prosper' and watching and listening to the word salad and look of confusion on Joe Biden*s face daily seems to prove her idiom.

Posted by: Bill from Attainder at February 28, 2021 05:37 AM (N/gDA)

517 Reasons to oppose the "Equality Act"

https://tinyurl.com/a5kv7vwj


Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 28, 2021 05:38 AM (VP4Cd)

518 I can give you reasons to oppose anything Leftists propose and especially ones that have cute Leftist slogans as titles.
Even their cute titles are projections that are the opposite of what they say.

Posted by: Skip at February 28, 2021 05:42 AM (Cxk7w)

519
"Equality Act"
Is the greatest assault on religious freedom ever mounted by the left. It's bound to go to the Supreme Court and get shot down. At which time Joey will pack the court to get it through.

Posted by: Bill from Attainder at February 28, 2021 05:45 AM (N/gDA)

520 My dad was on a lot of meds for a while. I think
eventually people get UTI that are untreatable, or the antibiotics don't
work anymore. Causes mental confusion.



He was really out of it one time. I was frantic, and then it was
like somebody threw a light switch, and he was perfectly fine. Really
strange. He was one tough SOB, let me tell ya. "Gettin' old ain't fer
pussies" as they say.

Posted by: Common Tater at February 28, 2021 05:27 AM (kVErN)

uti's can cause hallucinations among other things. They are scary as hell if you are are care taker. I never had one but I have seen it. Not sure if they can't be fixed at some point. I do know at some point, at some end, most things can't be fixed.

Posted by: Quint at February 28, 2021 05:46 AM (dEOT9)

521 Finally get to hear from PDT today. If they don't cut off the TV.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 28, 2021 05:47 AM (EZebt)

522 OAN was showing CPAC yesterday.
I think it was Don Surber who said today will be the real SotU speech.

Posted by: Skip at February 28, 2021 05:53 AM (Cxk7w)

523 I try to be nice. I have no interest in drama and certainly no in interest in going back and forth with people who want to cause disruption. A certain troll has been handed so many olive branches he could start an orchard I guess. If this were a lefty site, he would have been banhammered from day one. If I had the ban hammer, he would be gone. Doesn't make me right, it is just perspective.

But the implication that was mentioned above that someone can eschew medication or serious maladies by eating well, exercising, etc, is so absurd I probably should not even respond. I can say I have known many who never drank or smoked, that ended up taking so many pills it is amazing.

The skeptics should ask Jim Fixx how exercise worked out. Some times you are dealt the hand you are dealt. Also I know some heavy smokers that will likely live into their 90s.

Posted by: Quint at February 28, 2021 05:54 AM (dEOT9)

524 Mom has her regular check up appt on Monday. They always check for UTI.

I'm thinking it's likely. Her blood sugar level has been off occasionally too and I wonder if those meds need to be adjusted. She's eating less at meals and is down to 112 lbs now (which is about 8 lbs less than this time last year.)

Posted by: My life is insanity at February 28, 2021 05:57 AM (Z/jzm)

525 We are back where we have been, until the SC stops somethingI won't believe they will stop anything the Leftists want to do.
They are ruling scared.

Posted by: Skip at February 28, 2021 05:57 AM (Cxk7w)

526 Pavarotti probably did more to bring Opera music to the masses than anyone else. His Three Tenors concerts with Domingo and Carerras were huge hits, seen by countless millions.

Give credit to Beverly Sills and Joan Sutherland, too. People don't remember, but back in the 70s there was a real effort to make opera accessible to the general public. Those top singers often appeared on mainstream talk shows like Merv Griffin and Mike Douglas, where they'd sing an aria as well as chat with the host. It probably wasn't all that successful, but it showed some forward-thinking by the artists and theater managers of the time, and in the end the public WAS exposed to high art to some extent.

Just as opera and classical music was included in the old Bugs Bunny cartoons, this was the last time the general public could boast of a grounding in the basics of their own high culture. After that, everything fragmented, and opera became basically a dead art form with appeal to a very narrow segment of society.

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at February 28, 2021 05:58 AM (82313)

527 Drinking more is the best preventative for chronic UTI. Drinking cranberry juice is better. Better than that is Cranberry Juice Plus from Ocean Spray, which is fortified with extra good stuff to fight UTI.

The pain and sepsis can cause cognitive distress. Sometimes finding the right antibiotic is hard, sometimes the patient can become desensitized.

In general old people hate drinking and peeing and will argue about each glass.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 28, 2021 05:58 AM (EZebt)

528 What time is PDT's speech today?

Posted by: My life is insanity at February 28, 2021 05:59 AM (Z/jzm)

529 Krak of the morning nood

Posted by: Skip at February 28, 2021 06:01 AM (Cxk7w)

530 Mom has her regular check up appt on Monday. They always check for UTI.



I'm thinking it's likely. Her blood sugar level has been off
occasionally too and I wonder if those meds need to be adjusted. She's
eating less at meals and is down to 112 lbs now (which is about 8 lbs
less than this time last year.)

Posted by: My life is insanity at February 28, 2021 05:57 AM (Z/jzm)

no weight specialist here, and I don't know her age or any other details, but that seems low to me. . But when in doubt, get a second opinion, completely apart from the regular docs. I do know UTI's can cause all kinds of trouble. But I was dealing with catheters and such, UTI breading grounds. All kidding aside, cranberry juice on a daily basis can't hurt.

Posted by: Quint at February 28, 2021 06:02 AM (dEOT9)

531 >>Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 28, 2021 05:58 AM (EZebt)


Is ocean spray's cranberry juice + available in stores? I've never seen it.

Posted by: My life is insanity at February 28, 2021 06:04 AM (Z/jzm)

532 Quint, she's 90 and about 4' 11" now. She was only 5'1" at her tallest. And maybe 130 lbs at her heaviest when she was in her 40s

Posted by: My life is insanity at February 28, 2021 06:06 AM (Z/jzm)

533 Is ocean spray's cranberry juice + available in stores? I've never seen it.

Posted by: My life is insanity at February 28, 2021 06:04 AM (Z/jzm)

it is pretty well known. It is best to add in some pure cranberry juice with nothing added. At first it is pretty bitter for a newbie. Some people mix it with the Ocean Spray cranberry juice cocktail, and some use orange juice. But the key is to get some legit cranberry in there. There are also pills but I can't vouch for them.. I like the taste of the no sugar cranberry juice, but many find it off putting.

Posted by: Quint at February 28, 2021 06:08 AM (dEOT9)

534 Her appetite is still good, but she eats small amounts.

Posted by: My life is insanity at February 28, 2021 06:08 AM (Z/jzm)

535 Quint, she's 90 and about 4' 11" now. She was only
5'1" at her tallest. And maybe 130 lbs at her heaviest when she was in
her 40s

Posted by: My life is insanity at February 28, 2021 06:06 AM (Z/jzm)

context there. That weight scared me a bit. My mom didn't make it well into her 70s and was much taller. Every situation is different. She should have docs that are on this stuff. It can be super confusing though, sometimes they end up seeing so many specialists, the general game is lost. You have to have a very good GP who sees it all, not just a specialist working on one part and not concerned with the rest.

Posted by: Quint at February 28, 2021 06:10 AM (dEOT9)

536 >>I like the taste of the no sugar cranberry juice, but many find it off putting.
Posted by: Quint

I love cranberry juice and need to remember to keep it in her diet. I should know better!

Never thought about the pills...

Posted by: My life is insanity at February 28, 2021 06:11 AM (Z/jzm)

537 Yes I agree about the drs. No more specialists for her. We are now just doing the managing of her issues with her GP 'til the end. And that is what she wanted when she was able to decide. (She's a 2 time cancer survivor and has kidney disease from her diabetes.)

So keeping her comfortable and safe is my job.

Posted by: My life is insanity at February 28, 2021 06:16 AM (Z/jzm)

538 Just as opera and classical music was included in
the old Bugs Bunny cartoons, this was the last time the general public
could boast of a grounding in the basics of their own high culture.
After that, everything fragmented, and opera became basically a dead art
form with appeal to a very narrow segment of society.

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at February 28, 2021 05:58 AM (82313)

good point. Culture has been fragmented to the point it is not longer a culture, certainly not a culture people have in common. And Sutherland was amazing, not doubt there.

Posted by: Quint at February 28, 2021 06:20 AM (dEOT9)

539 Yes I agree about the drs. No more specialists for
her. We are now just doing the managing of her issues with her GP 'til
the end. And that is what she wanted when she was able to decide.
(She's a 2 time cancer survivor and has kidney disease from her
diabetes.)



So keeping her comfortable and safe is my job.

Posted by: My life is insanity at February 28, 2021 06:16 AM (Z/jzm)

prayers up to you MIii and your mother and family. I have been there. Dealt with palliative care and hospice care and not even for the same people. It sucks but it is the road we follow I suppose, particularly when we get old. No matter how old our parents get sick, it is always too soon.

Posted by: Quint at February 28, 2021 06:23 AM (dEOT9)

540 I missed the ONT completely.

I have kidney stone problems, so every now and then I will drink some cranberry juice and it seems to keep things moving. When I first started drinking it on someone's recommendation I picked up the 'Just Cranberry.' There is a huge difference between this and the 'normal' cranberry juice, and not just in taste.

Yes, it does seem to clean out the 'A' pathway, but no one tells you what it does to the 'B' path.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 28, 2021 06:26 AM (lmikk)

541 Thanks, Quint.

We live in this age when modern medicine can help with almost everything. But at some point we get to the end. Learning when to let it go and let life end naturally is not easy. It goes against everything we know not to keep the tests and procedures coming. I'm grateful mom has an understanding GP, and she made these decisions early on.

Posted by: My life is insanity at February 28, 2021 06:41 AM (Z/jzm)

542 Thanks also, Aetius. I will find that Just Cranberry juice.

Posted by: My life is insanity at February 28, 2021 06:42 AM (Z/jzm)

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