Tiger Woods Suffers Bad Roll-Over Car Crash; "Extricated" From Wreck With Jaws of Life, LA Sheriffs Department Reports

The vehicle suffered "major damage" and Woods has been taken to a hospital for his injuries.

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Posted by: Ace at 02:49 PM




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1 Ouch

Posted by: Empire of Japan 1930-1945 at February 23, 2021 02:48 PM (n/szn)

2 First

Posted by: Dark Helmet at February 23, 2021 02:49 PM (4oXww)

3 Ugh

Posted by: Dark Helmet at February 23, 2021 02:49 PM (4oXww)

4 So, he rolled his own car?

Yup, he was sober.

Definitely.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 23, 2021 02:49 PM (LvTSG)

5 Off, yellow sock.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at February 23, 2021 02:50 PM (n/szn)

6 Well, you can't say he has lived a boring life

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2021 02:50 PM (KZzsI)

7 Lactated Ringers, stat!

Posted by: Emergency! at February 23, 2021 02:51 PM (n/szn)

8 6 Well, you can't say he has lived a boring life
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2021 02:50 PM (KZzsI)

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You're not the boss of me.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 23, 2021 02:51 PM (LvTSG)

9 What type of car was it?

Posted by: kathysaysso at February 23, 2021 02:51 PM (vkS2Z)

10 Talk about using $1500 escorts.

Posted by: C 137 at February 23, 2021 02:51 PM (2DOZq)

11 Obviously Tiger Woods is yet another victim of white supremacy against Black and a/Asian communities.

Posted by: NPR at February 23, 2021 02:52 PM (dxOna)

12 9 What type of car was it?
Posted by: kathysaysso at February 23, 2021 02:51 PM (vkS2Z)


A wrecked one.

Posted by: blaster at February 23, 2021 02:52 PM (Ef23Y)

13 He sliced his drive.

Posted by: C 137 at February 23, 2021 02:52 PM (2DOZq)

14 Praying for Tiger.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 23, 2021 02:52 PM (Ks/+3)

15 What type of car was it?



Posted by: kathysaysso at February 23, 2021 02:51 PM (vkS2Z)
Expensive

Posted by: Archer at February 23, 2021 02:52 PM (gmo/4)

16 If it was a Tesla it could have crashed else Woods crashed it.

Posted by: torabora at February 23, 2021 02:53 PM (fbHXO)

17 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 23, 2021 02:53 PM (Zz0t1)

18 Tiger Woods, or as Biden calls him......

Posted by: ... at February 23, 2021 02:53 PM (jBRLB)

19 He sliced his drive.
Posted by: C 137

Clearly he drove into the rough.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 23, 2021 02:53 PM (Rvt88)

20 Well, he's part Asian, so we can assume he was being chased by more white supremacists.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at February 23, 2021 02:53 PM (8mnOK)

21 No jokes about the vehicle driving abilities of Asians..

Posted by: Archer at February 23, 2021 02:53 PM (gmo/4)

22 Thats close to my house. A freind says helicopters are still overhead. Ive seen many accidents there So he was playing with Obama ? Ugh

Posted by: LASue at February 23, 2021 02:53 PM (D0r5+)

23 Democrats are sending official letters to cable companies saying, hey, what are you doing to get Fox and OAN off your platform?

First, the Constitution. IT IS ADORABLE.

Second - Fox, look, they still hate you anyway. Dumbasses.

Posted by: blaster at February 23, 2021 02:54 PM (Ef23Y)

24 He definitely wasn't puttering around in his car when he crashed.

Posted by: C 137 at February 23, 2021 02:54 PM (2DOZq)

25 Elin Nordegren will have her vengeance. Sweeds are patient.

Posted by: Xander Crews at February 23, 2021 02:54 PM (q6o8z)

26 Well, he's part Asian, so we can assume he was being chased by more white supremacists.
Posted by: Rusty Nail

And had his turn signal on for 15 minutes.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 23, 2021 02:54 PM (Rvt88)

27 Betting he was trashed and driving extremely recklessly because he's invincible and can get away with anything he wants because wealthy and 1/2 black.

But damn he did a number on that car.....it's pretty messed up.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 23, 2021 02:54 PM (Zz0t1)

28 21 Well, he's part Asian, so we can assume he was being chased by more white supremacists.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at February 23, 2021 02:53 PM (8mnOK)

He was chasing himself. The Asian-white supremacist half going after the black half.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 23, 2021 02:54 PM (Zm+LZ)

29 Ability to safely drive a vehicle is white supremacy!

Posted by: Archer at February 23, 2021 02:54 PM (gmo/4)

30 White supremacy.

Posted by: Axeman at February 23, 2021 02:54 PM (FYe3W)

31 Pretty early in the morning for it to be caused by drugs or alcohol.

Posted by: Seems legit at February 23, 2021 02:55 PM (FMoYW)

32 Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 23, 2021 02:54 PM (Zz0t1)

He's less than half black.

Posted by: C 137 at February 23, 2021 02:55 PM (2DOZq)

33 Pretty early in the morning for it to be caused by drugs or alcohol.
Posted by: Seems legit at February 23, 2021 02:55 PM (FMoYW)
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Which leaves white supremacy.

Posted by: Merrick "Work Hours" Garland at February 23, 2021 02:56 PM (FYe3W)

34 How many times did he roll his car?

FOUR!

Posted by: torabora at February 23, 2021 02:56 PM (fbHXO)

35
Lactated Ringers, stat!
Posted by: Emergency!


D5W

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 23, 2021 02:56 PM (63Dwl)

36 If its drugs again he needs jail this time.

Posted by: mr tmz at February 23, 2021 02:56 PM (m/Gc2)

37 Yeah, I'm guessing alcohol or drugs were involved.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 23, 2021 02:56 PM (jOcSX)

38 I hope he's not too badly hurt.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 23, 2021 02:56 PM (yQpMk)

39 32 Pretty early in the morning for it to be caused by drugs or alcohol.
Posted by: Seems legit at February 23, 2021 02:55 PM (FMoYW)

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But not too late at night?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 23, 2021 02:56 PM (dfRN6)

40 Philadelphia Flyers goaltender Pelle Lindbergh was killed in a high speed car crash.
I guess a professional athlete doesn't guarantee you're a good driver.

Posted by: Northern lurker at February 23, 2021 02:56 PM (lgiXo)

41
He's less than half black.
Posted by: C 137 at February 23, 2021 02:55 PM (2DOZq)


His dad is black and his mom is Asian and white.

It's why he called himself a 'coblanasian.'

1/2 black, 1/4 Asian, 1/4 white.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 23, 2021 02:57 PM (Zz0t1)

42 Any reaction from his gestating parent?

Posted by: Axeman at February 23, 2021 02:57 PM (FYe3W)

43 Tiger was chasing his some tail, and spun out.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 23, 2021 02:57 PM (QzJWU)

44 And then some of us rely on you to tell us what you read so we don't have to!
Posted by: BurtTC at February 23, 2021 02:50 PM (oQ94s)

Here is one for you: have you ever read the shampoo bottle? Life hack: rinse AND REPEAT. It really is way better then not repeating

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 23, 2021 02:57 PM (UPoLF)

45 Spear of Destiny > Jaws of Life

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 23, 2021 02:57 PM (guGkK)

46 Obviously Trump's Fault !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Third Impeachment coming ...................

Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at February 23, 2021 02:57 PM (TdWJo)

47 Wrong kind of driver, Tiger.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at February 23, 2021 02:57 PM (46GDR)

48 I guess a professional athlete doesn't guarantee you're a good driver.

No, but it probably means you think you are.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2021 02:57 PM (KZzsI)

49 "extricated with the jaws of life"

I guess the niblick didn't work?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 23, 2021 02:57 PM (LWu6U)

50 He must've been hauling some serious ass to do that kind of damage to that vehicle. Dayum.
His ex was after him swinging a wood this time and not the putter.

Posted by: andycanuck with 27% more banner ad malware at February 23, 2021 02:57 PM (d6he9)

51 Also doesnt tiger have a history of getting all xanexed up then going for a drive?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 23, 2021 02:57 PM (UPoLF)

52 Dog Plasma!

Posted by: klaftern at February 23, 2021 02:58 PM (RuIsu)

53 If it was a Reliant Robin, that would explain it.

Hopefully he'll be able to recover.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel - Texas Morons, Support HB 1359 at February 23, 2021 02:58 PM (G6Lqs)

54 41 Philadelphia Flyers goaltender Pelle Lindbergh was killed in a high speed car crash.
I guess a professional athlete doesn't guarantee you're a good driver.
Posted by: Northern lurker at February 23, 2021 02:56 PM (lgiXo)

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I recall when Jaysen Worth got tagged for doing 100++mph on the Dee Cee Beltway.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 23, 2021 02:58 PM (dfRN6)

55 51 Also doesnt tiger have a history of getting all xanexed up then going for a drive?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 23, 2021 02:57 PM (UPoLF)

One wonders why these people don't hire themselves a babysitter.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 23, 2021 02:58 PM (Zm+LZ)

56 Hey its Hawthorne Blvd. Not like the Schuylkill Expwy. Now that is a road that kills.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 23, 2021 02:58 PM (4BMGG)

57 Yikes. Did he hit a patch of ice? Oh, this is LA. Well, maybe global warming caused a patch of ice to instantly form in front of his car.

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at February 23, 2021 02:58 PM (seUPa)

58 Saw him interviewed Sunday. Thought he looked like he was killing some pain.

Posted by: MarkY at February 23, 2021 02:58 PM (i022r)

59 Well, the jokes write themselves, almost.

But I do hope he survives and heals.

I suspect his golf this year is likely done.

Posted by: Vance at February 23, 2021 02:58 PM (DN0pc)

60 He was chasing himself. The Asian-white supremacist half going after the black half.
*pulls revolver on self and grabs own neck* "Listen to him, men. He's just crazy enough to do it!"

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at February 23, 2021 02:58 PM (HaL55)

61 He was staying at Terranea and someone gave him a car fir the weekend. I cant even tell from the wreckage what it was.

Posted by: LASue at February 23, 2021 02:58 PM (D0r5+)

62 Werth, dammit, WERTH!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 23, 2021 02:59 PM (dfRN6)

63 clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead

Should have used his put-putter.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 23, 2021 02:59 PM (u82oZ)

64 Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 23, 2021 02:57 PM (Zz0t1)

No his mom his full Thai and his father is I believe 3/4 black and 1/4 Cherokee

Posted by: C 137 at February 23, 2021 02:59 PM (2DOZq)

65 Car manufactured by white supremacists.

Posted by: Northern lurker at February 23, 2021 02:59 PM (lgiXo)

66 Here is one for you: have you ever read the shampoo bottle? Life hack: rinse AND REPEAT. It really is way better then not repeating
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 23, 2021 02:57 PM (UPoLF)



Eventually you run out of hot water in the shower.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 23, 2021 02:59 PM (yQpMk)

67 Meh, doesn't sound and look to bad. He needs to worry about his back and neck though with that kind of wreck.

Posted by: lowandslow at February 23, 2021 02:59 PM (qH6FZ)

68 Saw him interviewed Sunday. Thought he looked like he was killing some pain.
Posted by: MarkY at February 23, 2021 02:58 PM (i022r)


I thought he'd recently had another surgery, so that's possible.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 23, 2021 02:59 PM (Zz0t1)

69 Can get kinda foggy in the mornings in that area. It was clear on the other side of the hill where I'm at though (Lomita)

Posted by: Eisenhorn at February 23, 2021 02:59 PM (4DW2C)

70 Besides Lindbergh, a Russian defenseman for Detroit, Konstantinov, was seriously injured in a car crash, almost died - but he wasn't driving. Idiot limousine driver was. Fetisov, also in the car, somehow escaped major injury.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 23, 2021 02:59 PM (OTzUX)

71 He just had back surgery a few weeks ago.

Posted by: C 137 at February 23, 2021 03:00 PM (2DOZq)

72 Par for the course.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at February 23, 2021 03:00 PM (vN+oL)

73 BTW, the speed limit on Hawthorne Blvd @ Blackwood Rd is 45, it borders a residential section.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at February 23, 2021 03:00 PM (46GDR)

74 All I know is that somehow I'm to blame because I'm a white male.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2021 03:00 PM (KZzsI)

75 I got nuthin.

Posted by: gp's Electro-Tonic Tension at February 23, 2021 03:00 PM (qpX6U)

76 Bacardi 151 is an instrument of white heteronormative oppression against blacks and Asians and Trump needs to be impeached for it.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at February 23, 2021 03:00 PM (BRpqW)

77 Jesus. The guy is still an epic jerk, but I hope he's OK for his kids' sake...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 23, 2021 03:00 PM (wtvvX)

78
No his mom his full Thai and his father is I believe 3/4 black and 1/4 Cherokee
Posted by: C 137 at February 23, 2021 02:59 PM (2DOZq)


I'll take your word for it, especially since I don't give a shit.

Not a Tiger fan. I hope he gets the help he so desperately needs.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 23, 2021 03:00 PM (Zz0t1)

79 He just had back surgery a few weeks ago.
Posted by: C 137 at February 23, 2021 03:00 PM (2DOZq)


So much for that.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 23, 2021 03:00 PM (lPl8I)

80 Should have used his put-putter.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 23, 2021 02:59 PM (u82oZ)


Too many irons in the fire.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at February 23, 2021 03:00 PM (46GDR)

81 Obviously don't know, but with this weather pattern (more like October than February), doubt there was any fog in the mix today. Coastline is sharp and clear from sunrise. At least down in San Diego.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 23, 2021 03:01 PM (OTzUX)

82 IIRC he had back surgery recently, so he might have been on pain medication.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 23, 2021 03:01 PM (Dc2NZ)

83 Pic of the car:

https://tinyurl.com/ya5guc47

Posted by: Tami at February 23, 2021 03:01 PM (cF8AT)

84 And had his turn signal on for 15 minutes.

Florida Retiree Driving Methods don't work out west very well.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at February 23, 2021 03:01 PM (HaL55)

85 Watched the PGA event this past weekend. CBS interviewed him. Woods looked hung over.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 23, 2021 03:01 PM (45ORV)

86 44 And then some of us rely on you to tell us what you read so we don't have to!
Posted by: BurtTC at February 23, 2021 02:50 PM (oQ94s)

Here is one for you: have you ever read the shampoo bottle? Life hack: rinse AND REPEAT. It really is way better then not repeating
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 23, 2021 02:57 PM (UPoLF)

Hate to break it to you but mine says "Follow with conditioner".

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 23, 2021 03:01 PM (Zm+LZ)

87 One wonders why these people don't hire themselves a babysitter.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 23, 2021 02:58 PM (Zm+LZ)

I have a cousin that legit does that for a living. Babysits rich people who are trying to get clean.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 23, 2021 03:01 PM (Ez6QX)

88 The "Rolling Hills" was a literal description of the estate not a metaphor.

Posted by: andycanuck with 27% more banner ad malware at February 23, 2021 03:01 PM (d6he9)

89 One wonders why these people don't hire themselves a babysitter.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 23, 2021 02:58 PM (Zm+LZ)

Seriously.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 23, 2021 03:01 PM (UPoLF)

90 He just had back surgery a few weeks ago.
Posted by: C 137 at February 23, 2021 03:00 PM (2DOZq)
So much for that.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 23, 2021 03:00 PM (lPl8I)


He got confused on the whole "back nine" thing.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at February 23, 2021 03:01 PM (46GDR)

91 Where the car made? Some white racist state and city ??

We must have a congressional investigation now !!!!!!!!!

Posted by: James at February 23, 2021 03:02 PM (TdWJo)

92 Pretty early in the morning for it to be caused by drugs or alcohol.
Posted by: Seems legit at February 23, 2021 02:55 PM (FMoYW)
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Which leaves white supremacy.
Posted by: Merrick "Work Hours" Garland at February 23, 2021 02:56 PM


Or Bloody Marys.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 23, 2021 03:02 PM (zExdh)

93 74 All I know is that somehow I'm to blame because I'm a white male.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2021 03:00 PM (KZzsI)

Have you tried being less white?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 23, 2021 03:02 PM (Zm+LZ)

94 Hope he pulls through with no permanent injuries.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at February 23, 2021 03:02 PM (rxR5g)

95 Radio news just reported on wreck, says Woods suffered major leg(s) injuries. No details, but that's the update.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 23, 2021 03:02 PM (QzJWU)

96 I wonder what they mean when they say he was driving and "his car crashed". (Nice way of taking agency away from the human and attributing it to the machine!) Did he just drive off the road? Maybe he was trying to avoid something on the road. Or did he hit something, like a tree?

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at February 23, 2021 03:02 PM (seUPa)

97 I, for one, hope all will be well with Tiger.

I like him.

Posted by: Seems legit at February 23, 2021 03:02 PM (FMoYW)

98 He was chasing himself. The Asian-white supremacist half going after the black half.
*pulls revolver on self and grabs own neck* "Listen to him, men. He's just crazy enough to do it!"


Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at February 23, 2021 02:58 PM (HaL55)

I remember when I was a kid seeing a movie where a guy got a hand transplant from a murderer and the hand tried to choke him while he was fighting it with his other hand. I think it drove him off the road too.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 23, 2021 03:02 PM (YfA0U)

99 Maybe he was on some meds for back pain after the surgery ????

Posted by: James at February 23, 2021 03:02 PM (TdWJo)

100 Eventually you run out of hot water in the shower.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 23, 2021 02:59 PM (yQpMk)

That is true. You should limit your repeats.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 23, 2021 03:02 PM (UPoLF)

101 Pretty early in the morning for it to be caused by drugs or alcohol.
Posted by: Seems legit at February 23, 2021 02:55 PM (FMoYW)


Not to a professional addict, but as someone else mentioned it may very well be a prescription of some sort.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 23, 2021 03:03 PM (jOcSX)

102 There's an old Nike missile SAM site in Palos Verdes, I'd read a while ago a restoration group had taken possession and gave tours and actually had the rails (they lift hydraulically out of covered underground areas) working, with dummy missile bodies. Near the old Marineland.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 23, 2021 03:03 PM (OTzUX)

103 I just don't know what I'd do if anything ever happened to Kobe.

Posted by: ... at February 23, 2021 03:03 PM (jBRLB)

104 Here is one for you: have you ever read the shampoo bottle? Life hack: rinse AND REPEAT. It really is way better then not repeating
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 23, 2021 02:57 PM (UPoLF)

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And with those two words, shampoo companies doubled their sales.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 23, 2021 03:03 PM (CAJOC)

105 > One wonders why these people don't hire themselves a babysitter.

Indeed. Hire a chauffeur, for Pete's sake, then you can get as trashed as you want and not have to worry about anything.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 23, 2021 03:03 PM (xuFOt)

106 Radio news just reported on wreck, says Woods suffered major leg(s) injuries. No details, but that's the update. -----

I don't think he was trying to copy Ben Hogan.

Posted by: C 137 at February 23, 2021 03:03 PM (2DOZq)

107 https://tinyurl.com/ya5guc47
Posted by: Tami at February 23, 2021 03:01 PM (cF8AT)


Looks like a Porsche Cayenne. SUV's aren't really designed for aggressive turning maneuvers. Or pill popping drunks.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at February 23, 2021 03:03 PM (46GDR)

108 HIs agent said he sustained multiple leg injuries and is still in surgery.

Posted by: mr tmz at February 23, 2021 03:03 PM (m/Gc2)

109 I just don't know what I'd do if anything ever happened to Kobe.


Mein Fuhrer ... Kobe ...

Posted by: G'rump928(c) tugs collar at February 23, 2021 03:04 PM (yQpMk)

110 I think that was a Bentley Bentayga.

Posted by: blaster at February 23, 2021 03:04 PM (Ef23Y)

111 dammit

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 23, 2021 03:04 PM (yQpMk)

112 41
He's less than half black.
Posted by: C 137 at February 23, 2021 02:55 PM (2DOZq)

His dad is black and his mom is Asian and white.

It's why he called himself a 'coblanasian.'

1/2 black, 1/4 Asian, 1/4 white.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 23, 2021 02:57 PM (Zz0t1)

Yeah, the first time I heard that was from this large funny black kid in my high school theater class in '99. He was giving me crap for being on the golf team, and I responded with something about having Tiger Woods golf shoes. He said he didn't count because he was coblasian. Blew my mind, and I couldn't stop laughing.

Posted by: Mishdog at February 23, 2021 03:04 PM (cqAUI)

Posted by: Tami at February 23, 2021 03:04 PM (cF8AT)

114 I only have a limited amount of fucks to give, and right now I'm all out.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 23, 2021 03:04 PM (trdmm)

115 > And with those two words, shampoo companies doubled their sales.

Same as the way that in any commercial for a consumable product, no matter how it is, the actors always pour, squeeze, or scoop out about five times as much as is actually necessary to do the job.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 23, 2021 03:04 PM (xuFOt)

116 I think the car is a Genesis SUV, a tournament courtesy vehicle.

Posted by: mr tmz at February 23, 2021 03:04 PM (m/Gc2)

117 66 Here is one for you: have you ever read the shampoo bottle? Life hack: rinse AND REPEAT. It really is way better then not repeating
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 23, 2021 02:57 PM (UPoLF)


Eventually you run out of hot water in the shower.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 23, 2021 02:59 PM (yQpMk)

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Engineer, huh? Or programmer?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 23, 2021 03:04 PM (CAJOC)

118 I have a cousin that legit does that for a living. Babysits rich people who are trying to get clean.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 23, 2021 03:01 PM (Ez6QX)

Isn't that the premise of "Elementary"?

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 23, 2021 03:04 PM (YfA0U)

119 Sucks for Tiger. Hope he is ok.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 23, 2021 03:04 PM (xmUBL)

120
I remember when I was a kid seeing a movie where a guy got a hand transplant from a murderer and the hand tried to choke him while he was fighting it with his other hand. I think it drove him off the road too.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 23, 2021 03:02 PM (YfA0U)

Evil got into my hand, so I cut it off.

Posted by: Ash Williams at February 23, 2021 03:04 PM (Ojki1)

121 "Radio news just reported on wreck, says Woods suffered major leg(s) injuries. No details, but that's the update."

24 or 48 or never rule on anything reported by the media.

Posted by: lowandslow at February 23, 2021 03:04 PM (qH6FZ)

122 I'll just go out and come back in again.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 23, 2021 03:04 PM (yQpMk)

123 Seems to me the guy had massive talent, but pissed it all away. Sad.

Look up Porfirio Rubirosa for a similar tale.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 23, 2021 03:04 PM (u82oZ)

124
...Caused By Mostly White Supremacy

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 23, 2021 03:05 PM (IMmp5)

125 He probably had a few Black Russians.

Posted by: That Bartender from 48 Hrs. at February 23, 2021 03:05 PM (Zz0t1)

126 I remember when I was a kid seeing a movie where a guy got a hand transplant from a murderer and the hand tried to choke him while he was fighting it with his other hand. I think it drove him off the road too.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 23, 2021 03:02 PM (YfA0U)
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I recently saw "Mad Love" with Peter Lorre where he played a (mad, natch) surgeon who transplanted a murderer's hands on a concert pianist who lost his in a car crash. He couldn't play for shit but he became an excellent knife thrower!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 23, 2021 03:05 PM (Dc2NZ)

127 Should have used his put-putter.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Too many irons in the fire.
Posted by: clutch cargo


Wood you guys knock it off?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 23, 2021 03:05 PM (90cx5)

128 Why do they call em "jaws of life?"
Why not "life jaws?"
Or "jaws of extrication?"
Claws of life.
Can openers of rescue.
Carcracker.

Posted by: gp's Electro-Tonic Tension at February 23, 2021 03:05 PM (qpX6U)

129 Where the car made? Some white racist state and city ??

We must have a congressional investigation now !!!!!!!!!
Posted by: James at February 23, 2021 03:02 PM (TdWJo)


Looks like a Porsche Cayenne, so Nazis.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at February 23, 2021 03:05 PM (46GDR)

130 Mein Fuhrer ... Kobe ...
Posted by: G'rump928(c) tugs collar at February 23, 2021 03:04 PM


Ein blog, ein Barrel.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 23, 2021 03:05 PM (zExdh)

131 > It's why he called himself a 'coblanasian.'


There was a guy who got investigated in Florida years ago because he had the license plate "Jewban".

Someone thought he might be a white supremacist ("Jew ban").

Nope. Just half-Jewish, half-Cuban.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 23, 2021 03:05 PM (xuFOt)

132 Isn't that the premise of "Elementary"?
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 23, 2021 03:04 PM (YfA0U)

Is it? I've never seen it.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 23, 2021 03:05 PM (Ez6QX)

133 123 Seems to me the guy had massive talent, but pissed it all away. Sad.

Look up Porfirio Rubirosa for a similar tale.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 23, 2021 03:04 PM (u82oZ)

Well he did win a bunch and become famous. This is more like reaching the apex of a career and then setting your life on fire.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 23, 2021 03:06 PM (Zm+LZ)

134 Oh, yes, it is a Genesis. GV80

Posted by: blaster at February 23, 2021 03:06 PM (Ef23Y)

135 What will the golf channels talk about now?

Tiger could be 20 shots off the lead and all I would hear was "Tiger Woods!".....

I was first dammit!

Posted by: Zombie Calvin Peete at February 23, 2021 03:06 PM (Qm/Qo)

136 Wood you guys knock it off?
Posted by: rickb223 at February 23, 2021 03:05 PM (90cx5)


Somebody always gets tee'd off.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at February 23, 2021 03:06 PM (46GDR)

137 121 "Radio news just reported on wreck, says Woods suffered major leg(s) injuries. No details, but that's the update."


NHL injury reports only say upper or lower body injuries.

Posted by: Northern lurker at February 23, 2021 03:06 PM (lgiXo)

138
Orientals can't hold their liquor.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 23, 2021 03:06 PM (IMmp5)

139 Posted by: gp's Electro-Tonic Tension at February 23, 2021 03:05 PM (qpX6U)

If I had to guess it is the name of the company that made them or a product name and it got genericized. Like elevator or taser

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 23, 2021 03:06 PM (UPoLF)

140 Compound fracture of one leg. Yeah, probably not golfing for a while.

Posted by: Rosasharn at February 23, 2021 03:07 PM (yEBFM)

141 Indeed. Hire a chauffeur, for Pete's sake, then you can get as trashed as you want and not have to worry about anything.
Is that even legal out there anymore? I was gonna suggest a Lyft or something like that, but I guess Gruesome Newsome has outlawed jobs like that now. Or rather the unions did.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at February 23, 2021 03:07 PM (HaL55)

142 136 Wood you guys knock it off?
Posted by: rickb223 at February 23, 2021 03:05 PM (90cx5)

Somebody always gets tee'd off.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at February 23, 2021 03:06 PM (46GDR)

They play rough here.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 23, 2021 03:07 PM (Dc2NZ)

143 Pic of the car:https://tinyurl.com/ya5guc47Posted by: Tami at February 23, 2021 03:01 PM (cF8AT)
Holy crap.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 23, 2021 03:07 PM (wtvvX)

144 Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 23, 2021 03:04 PM (yQpMk)

It was worth it.

Posted by: ... at February 23, 2021 03:07 PM (jBRLB)

145 120
I remember when I was a kid seeing a movie where a guy got a hand transplant from a murderer and the hand tried to choke him while he was fighting it with his other hand. I think it drove him off the road too.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 23, 2021 03:02 PM (YfA0U)

Evil got into my hand, so I cut it off.
Posted by: Ash Williams at February 23, 2021 03:04 PM (Ojki1)

olus it kept taking down his pants and whacking off during Zoom conferences.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 23, 2021 03:07 PM (trdmm)

146 I know people like Tiger but he's not a good person unless you are his personal friend and that also can change, It doesn't effect me but just another example of how reporting / media can mold perception.

Posted by: C 137 at February 23, 2021 03:07 PM (2DOZq)

147 Here's a thread with info/pics on where the accident happened....

https://tinyurl.com/yahhqnov

Posted by: Tami at February 23, 2021 03:07 PM (cF8AT)

148 Maybe his girlfriend was chasing him with a 9 iron.

Posted by: dartist at February 23, 2021 03:07 PM (+ya+t)

149 Perhaps the black part of Tiger, egged on by the racist white part of him, attacked the Asian part of him, and caused the accident.

Boom! White Supremacy!

Posted by: Wally at February 23, 2021 03:07 PM (aY0+P)

150 I recently saw "Mad Love" with Peter Lorre where he
played a (mad, natch) surgeon who transplanted a murderer's hands on a
concert pianist who lost his in a car crash. He couldn't play for shit
but he became an excellent knife thrower!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 23, 2021 03:05 PM (Dc2NZ)
That might be it. But I swear I remember one hand fighting the other, which was trying to choke him.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 23, 2021 03:08 PM (YfA0U)

151 Wood you guys knock it off?
Posted by: rickb223 at February 23, 2021 03:05 PM (90cx5)

Somebody always gets tee'd off.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at February 23, 2021 03:06 PM (46GDR)

They play rough here.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 23, 2021 03:07 PM (Dc2NZ)


That's just a terrible lie.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 23, 2021 03:08 PM (Zz0t1)

152 Holy crap.
Posted by: Tex Lovera

Definitely drove into the rough

Posted by: MarkY at February 23, 2021 03:08 PM (i022r)

153 Oh, yes, it is a Genesis. GV80
Posted by: blaster at February 23, 2021 03:06 PM (Ef23Y)


Wow, he really did mess that thing up if it's a Genesis, must have done a few "endos". Had to be doing a hell of a clip.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at February 23, 2021 03:08 PM (46GDR)

154 Nope. Just half-Jewish, half-Cuban.

So "CUBISH" was taken?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at February 23, 2021 03:08 PM (HaL55)

155 Pic of the car:https://tinyurl.com/ya5guc47Posted by: Tami at February 23, 2021 03:01 PM (cF8AT)

-----

Is that some kind of logo or emblem on the door panel?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 23, 2021 03:08 PM (dfRN6)

156 141
Is that even legal out there anymore? I was gonna suggest a Lyft or something like that, but I guess Gruesome Newsome has outlawed jobs like that now. Or rather the unions did.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at February 23, 2021 03:07 PM (HaL55)

If he outlawed personal drivers I imagine that'd piss off his family.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 23, 2021 03:08 PM (Zm+LZ)

157 He crashed because Trump didn't have a plan for automobile crash safety. Joe Biden has to start from scratch writing motor vehicle and traffic safety laws.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 23, 2021 03:08 PM (V7LOe)

158 I remember when I was a kid seeing a movie where a guy got a hand
transplant from a murderer and the hand tried to choke him while he was
fighting it with his other hand. I think it drove him off the road too.

My Bloody Hand
https://tinyurl.com/4jrpyr78

Posted by: andycanuck with 27% more banner ad malware at February 23, 2021 03:08 PM (d6he9)

159 NHL injury reports are a riot.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 23, 2021 03:08 PM (lPl8I)

160 Honestly I felt sadder about Harambe than I do any of these celebrity assholes

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 23, 2021 03:09 PM (trdmm)

161 Isn't that the premise of "Elementary"?

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 23, 2021 03:04 PM (YfA0U)



Is it? I've never seen it.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 23, 2021 03:05 PM (Ez6QX)

Mycroft hires Watson to keep Sherlock clean after he gets out of rehab.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 23, 2021 03:09 PM (YfA0U)

162
The NTSB just blamed Kobe Bryant's pilot for this crash, too.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 23, 2021 03:09 PM (IMmp5)

163 I remember when I was a kid seeing a movie where a guy got a hand transplant from a murderer and the hand tried to choke him while he was fighting it with his other hand. I think it drove him off the road too.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 23, 2021 03:02 PM (YfA0U)


That's a really popular theme, going all the way back to the silent era: 'The Hands of Orlac' was the first of many variations on the murderer's hands taking over.

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at February 23, 2021 03:09 PM (seUPa)

164 I remember when I was a kid seeing a movie where a guy got a hand
transplant from a murderer and the hand tried to choke him while he was
fighting it with his other hand. I think it drove him off the road too.
My Bloody Hand
https://tinyurl.com/4jrpyr78

Posted by: andycanuck with 27% more banner ad malware at February 23, 2021 03:08 PM (d6he9)


I thought it was Idle Hands.

Posted by: Wally at February 23, 2021 03:09 PM (aY0+P)

165 159 NHL injury reports are a riot.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 23, 2021 03:08 PM (lPl8I)

An upper body injury could be anything from a bruised finger to a career ending concussion.

Posted by: Northern lurker at February 23, 2021 03:09 PM (lgiXo)

166 Here's a thread with info/pics on where the accident happened....

https://tinyurl.com/yahhqnov
Posted by: Tami at February 23, 2021 03:07 PM (cF8AT)


Woof. It appears he didn't kick that ambien habit he had last time this happened.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 23, 2021 03:09 PM (Zz0t1)

167 Mandibles of emancipation.
Jowls of salvation.
Maxilla of deliverance.

Posted by: gp's Electro-Tonic Tension at February 23, 2021 03:10 PM (qpX6U)

168 Honestly I felt sadder about Harambe than I do any of these celebrity assholes


Dicks out.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 23, 2021 03:10 PM (yQpMk)

169 Mycroft hires Watson to keep Sherlock clean after he gets out of rehab.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 23, 2021 03:09 PM (YfA0U)

Ah. Then yep, that's exactly what my cousin does.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 23, 2021 03:10 PM (Ez6QX)

170 Same as the way that in any commercial for a consumable product, no matter how it is, the actors always pour, squeeze, or scoop out about five times as much as is actually necessary to do the job.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia


Brylcream. A little dab'll do ya!

Posted by: rickb223 at February 23, 2021 03:10 PM (90cx5)

171 Indeed. Hire a chauffeur, for Pete's sake, then you can get as trashed as you want and not have to worry about anything.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 23, 2021 03:03 PM


Good advice.

Posted by: Princess Diana at February 23, 2021 03:10 PM (awtm/)

172 > There's an old Nike missile SAM site in Palos Verdes, I'd read a while ago a restoration group had taken possession and gave tours and actually had the rails (they lift hydraulically out of covered underground areas)

There's a group restoring one of the old Nike-Hercules sites here in Alaska -- Site Summit. I keep meaning to go up there and see what they've done.

Nike-Hercules was an interesting concept. How it was supposed to work was by setting off nukes in the paths of incoming Soviet bombers, so they could be effective without having extremely good accuracy (as the old saying goes, "close" counts with horseshoes, hand grenades, and hydrogen bombs).

This would have kinda sucked for anyone who happened to be on the ground underneath, but hey, omelets, eggs.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 23, 2021 03:10 PM (xuFOt)

173 Have you tried being less white?

Reminds me of this bit by Dana Gould

https://youtu.be/2n33sSjSuio?t=215

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2021 03:10 PM (KZzsI)

174 That sidebar story about narcolepsy reminds me I had a friend in high school whose Dad had it and he was the school swim coach. I never once saw him in the water.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 23, 2021 03:10 PM (j3npP)

175 I thought it was Idle Hands.
Posted by: Wally at February 23, 2021 03:09 PM (aY0+P)

In Idle Hands his hand was just possessed for some reason. Not transplanted.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 23, 2021 03:11 PM (Ez6QX)

176
An upper body injury could be anything from a bruised finger to a career ending concussion.
Posted by: Northern lurker at February 23, 2021 03:09 PM (lgiXo)


To a decapitation.

"Upper body injury."

"Sir, that skate blade sliced his neck 3/4 through....."

"Upper. Body. INJURY."

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 23, 2021 03:11 PM (Zz0t1)

177 I remember when I was a kid seeing a movie where a guy got a hand transplant from a murderer and the hand tried to choke him while he was fighting it with his other hand. I think it drove him off the road too.
----------------------

Does anybody have a number for that doctor?

Posted by: Michelle Fields at February 23, 2021 03:11 PM (jBRLB)

178 163 That's a really popular theme, going all the way back to the silent era: 'The Hands of Orlac' was the first of many variations on the murderer's hands taking over.
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at February 23, 2021 03:09 PM (seUPa)

=====

I liked it when Philip J. Fry and the Robot Devil switched hands.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 23, 2021 03:11 PM (LvTSG)

179 What's the fun of having a Bentley if you don't drive it?

Posted by: Northern lurker at February 23, 2021 03:11 PM (lgiXo)

180 Dentures of disentanglement.

Posted by: gp's Electro-Tonic Tension at February 23, 2021 03:11 PM (qpX6U)

181 "duuude the stories I could tell you about babysitting a celebrity!"
--Kato Kaelin

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2021 03:11 PM (KZzsI)

182 7AM drunk driving crash? Late night or early start?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 23, 2021 03:11 PM (V7LOe)

183 It was 7:12 in the am. I'm thinking intoxication though not impossible is much less likely.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 23, 2021 03:11 PM (4tN2f)

184 Big or small autos the front end is designed to crush like that for the crash rating. The old boats that didn't crunch up is where you really got hurt.

Posted by: lowandslow at February 23, 2021 03:11 PM (qH6FZ)

185 Somebody always gets tee'd off.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at February 23, 2021 03:06 PM (46GDR)

They play rough here.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 23, 2021 03:07 PM (Dc2NZ)

That's just a terrible lie.
Posted by: Sponge

Careful before bluebell shanks someone.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 23, 2021 03:12 PM (90cx5)

186 How come we haven't heard more screaming about the shooting in Metairie, LA?

Posted by: C 137 at February 23, 2021 03:12 PM (2DOZq)

187 The NTSB just blamed Kobe Bryant's pilot for this crash, too.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 23, 2021 03:09 PM


Was there a mechanical problem with the helicopter? Were the charts wrong? Did the cloud materialize out of nowhere? No? Pilot's fault

Posted by: NTSB at February 23, 2021 03:12 PM (awtm/)

188 To be honest the car doesnt look THAT bad considering. Modern cars are pretty impressive in their ability to protect the driver.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 23, 2021 03:12 PM (UPoLF)

189 My Bloody Hand

https://tinyurl.com/4jrpyr78

Posted by: andycanuck with 27% more banner ad malware at February 23, 2021 03:08 PM (d6he9)

God, SCTV was funny as shit...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 23, 2021 03:12 PM (wtvvX)

190 Pic of the car:https://tinyurl.com/ya5guc47
Posted by: Tami at February 23, 2021 03:01 PM (cF8AT)
++++
Exiting the highway at speed, down an embankment, rolling over and then finishing the sudden stop is a bad wreck. Thankfully for him, modern cars are extremely safe in wrecks. Regardless, I bet he's pretty beat up.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 23, 2021 03:12 PM (UZVEt)

191 That's the thing about Bentleys that most people don't know. They're the sports car version of luxury. They have all the luxury stuff, but they also go fast as hell and handle really well. Sure, the Maybach is more luxurious but it won't do 150 around a track.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2021 03:12 PM (KZzsI)

192
On what will Tiger Woods' publicists/lawyers blame the crash?

a) Allergy medication
b) Wet road/bad weather/fog
c) Sex addiction
d) White supremacy
e) Animal in the road
f) No brakes
g) Gas pedal malfunction

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 23, 2021 03:12 PM (IMmp5)

193 Honestly I felt sadder about Harambe than I do any of these celebrity assholes
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 23, 2021 03:09 PM (trdmm)


Especially since he easily could have injured/killed somebody. It's a busy area and bordering neighborhoods. 45 is a pretty decent speed limit. If you gotta fucking race, buy a day at the track or find some empty roads in Temecula.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at February 23, 2021 03:13 PM (46GDR)

194 That might be it. But I swear I remember one hand fighting the other, which was trying to choke him.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 23, 2021 03:08 PM (YfA0U)
--
The Peter Lorre movie is from the 30's. I think yours is from the 50's,

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 23, 2021 03:13 PM (Dc2NZ)

195 Wreck Wripper.

Posted by: gp's Electro-Tonic Tension at February 23, 2021 03:13 PM (qpX6U)

196 Those brake lines weren't going to cut themselves.

Posted by: Jack Nicklaus at February 23, 2021 03:13 PM (p7r9F)

197 Jeez; you win Willy Wonka's "Golden Ticket", and leave it in your pocket and wash and dry your pants. Only guy who did it right was Jason Williams of the NJ Nets, hires a professional driver. Then shoots the guy, showing off his new shotgun when hammered at home...

Posted by: pahound at February 23, 2021 03:13 PM (uF/xP)

198 Did his car roll all the way down from where the photo was taken? Or just from the road there?

Or is that photo from a helocopter?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 23, 2021 03:13 PM (yQpMk)

199 @AlexBerenson

At a time when the rest of the superbillionaire class is firmly in the leftist orthodox camp of I'm fixing your life even if I have to destroy it, and can I tell you about global warming from my private jet, we are very lucky to have @elonmusk popping balloons at every chance

See screenshot:

https://tinyurl.com/yaf8e98k

I'm liking Musk more and more...

Posted by: Tami at February 23, 2021 03:13 PM (cF8AT)

200 Nike-Hercules was an interesting concept. How it was
supposed to work was by setting off nukes in the paths of incoming
Soviet bombers, so they could be effective without having extremely good
accuracy (as the old saying goes, "close" counts with horseshoes, hand
grenades, and hydrogen bombs).



This would have kinda sucked for anyone who happened to be on the ground underneath, but hey, omelets, eggs.





Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 23, 2021 03:10 PM (xuFOt)
Makes the bomber pilots think about it, though.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 23, 2021 03:13 PM (YfA0U)

201 It was 7:12 in the am. I'm thinking intoxication though not impossible is much less likely.
Posted by: banana Dream


Possible painkiller high.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 23, 2021 03:13 PM (90cx5)

202 197 Jeez; you win Willy Wonka's "Golden Ticket", and leave it in your pocket and wash and dry your pants. Only guy who did it right was Jason Williams of the NJ Nets, hires a professional driver. Then shoots the guy, showing off his new shotgun when hammered at home...
Posted by: pahound at February 23, 2021 03:13 PM (uF/xP)

==========

"No intent. Not guilty."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 23, 2021 03:13 PM (LvTSG)

203 So the guy who gets Joe Biden's hands after he dies has a built-in excuse for groping teen girls and jamming his fingers up the vajayjays of random women?

"Hey, it wasn't me! The hands have a mind of their own!"

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 23, 2021 03:13 PM (xuFOt)

204 Penetrator of pileups.

Posted by: gp's Electro-Tonic Tension at February 23, 2021 03:13 PM (qpX6U)

205 37 minutes until quitting time. 37 minutes until I can go into the next room and fall asleep.

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 23, 2021 03:13 PM (700n7)

206 Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 23, 2021 03:12 PM (IMmp5)

A white guy on a bicycle. So, d.).

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at February 23, 2021 03:13 PM (46GDR)

207
Was there a mechanical problem with the helicopter? Were the charts wrong? Did the cloud materialize out of nowhere? No? Pilot's fault
Posted by: NTSB at February 23, 2021 03:12 PM (awtm/)


All flights were grounded due to fog but that one. He was too low for the area he was in.

This was pilot error. They never should've been in sky, but Kobe was just too damn important to take a car.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 23, 2021 03:14 PM (Zz0t1)

208 Racing between mistresses?

Posted by: Northern lurker at February 23, 2021 03:14 PM (lgiXo)

209 looked at that twitter thread about the location; appears to be a classic fall asleep at the wheel, probably due to impairment of some kind. (drugs, alcohol) He's going down the road, slight curve, he misses it, goes across a wide median, goes across oncoming traffic (damned lucky he didn't do a head on right then) and then out the other side and down a ravine. no marks of braking or skidding. he was out of it when the wreck happened.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 23, 2021 03:14 PM (trdmm)

210 Kobe's pilot DID cause the helicopter crash. Unless you want to blame God for putting the mountain there, and changing the weather.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 23, 2021 03:14 PM (V7LOe)

211 The beach at Palos Verde is a spot that the illegals use a lot for dropping off people and drugs. Ponga boats wash up there some times

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 23, 2021 03:14 PM (9d4A3)

212 Only guy who did it right was Jason Williams of the NJ Nets, hires a professional driver. Then shoots the guy, showing off his new shotgun when hammered at home...

This is your example of a guy "doing it right?"

Posted by: bonhomme at February 23, 2021 03:14 PM (YYlyE)

213 Odds are Musk gets killed or disappeared at some point.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 23, 2021 03:15 PM (Zm+LZ)

214 Luggage appeared beside car after accident. Heading to airport?

It does appear that he crashed thru a median and ended up on the other side of the road. Really lucky he didn't take and oncome driver out.

Posted by: mr tmz at February 23, 2021 03:15 PM (m/Gc2)

215 184 Big or small autos the front end is designed to crush like that for the crash rating. The old boats that didn't crunch up is where you really got hurt.
Posted by: lowandslow at February 23, 2021 03:11 PM (qH6FZ)

Yeah the crumble zones on modern cars are designed to protect the occupants while fucking up the car. Which is a much better outcome then the alternative. I have seen some pretty gruesome accident scene pictures where the cars involved looked like crushed beer cans but the occupants survived with relatively minor injuries like broken bones.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 23, 2021 03:15 PM (UPoLF)

216 That should be "Noted Friend of Donald Trump and Fellow White Supremacist" Tiger Woods ...

Posted by: ShainS at February 23, 2021 03:15 PM (oS38t)

217 I'm liking Musk more and more...
Posted by: Tami at February 23, 2021 03:13 PM (cF8AT)


He's definitely based.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at February 23, 2021 03:15 PM (46GDR)

218 The car looks mangled. Jesus, I hope he wasn't drunk, but I suspect he was.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden Is Not My President at February 23, 2021 03:15 PM (qoNQ/)

219 Then shoots the guy, showing off his new shotgun when hammered at home...
Posted by: pahound at February 23, 2021 03:13 PM (uF/xP

I don't think he was showing it off. I think it was out right murder.

Posted by: C 137 at February 23, 2021 03:15 PM (2DOZq)

220 Tiger has been a train wreck most of his adult life. I do feel sorry for him, but he really needs somebody to straighten his ass out.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 23, 2021 03:15 PM (okGHj)

221 It appears he didn't kick that ambien habit he had last time this happened.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 23, 2021 03:09 PM


The only way to kick an ambien habit is to not have it anywhere in the house. And the way to do that is to tell your doctor about the time you drove to a casino, gambled, and drove home while asleep.

Posted by: Chuck C at February 23, 2021 03:16 PM (awtm/)

222 If he was racing to get to the home of a blonde mistress I suppose that would be an example of white supremacism.

Posted by: Northern lurker at February 23, 2021 03:16 PM (lgiXo)

223 > They have all the luxury stuff, but they also go fast as hell and handle really well.

They reportedly used to be built like tanks, too. No idea if that's still the case.

Rolling Stones biographer Tony Sanchez related a story of Brian Jones crashing his Bentley into a brick wall. The brick wall was demolished. The Bentley was able to drive away.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 23, 2021 03:17 PM (xuFOt)

224 It was 7:12 in the am. I'm thinking intoxication though not impossible is much less likely.
Posted by: banana Dream


It's like I don't even know who you people are anymore!

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at February 23, 2021 03:17 PM (46GDR)

225 Too late to post on the prior thread, but the other night there was the link/story about Carl Hart, the Columbia U. Prof. of Psychology who advocates allowing adults to "my body/my choice" and who also admits to using some of this stuff himself. Some of yooz criticized the discipline of psychology -- yeah, it's not quite a hard (as opposed to "soft", not "easy") scientific discipline like, say, neuroscience. So yeah, oh wait, Dr. Carl Hart has a PhD in neuroscience from U. of Wyoming. I found that interesting.

Posted by: SFGoth at February 23, 2021 03:17 PM (KAi1n)

226 "A woman resembling his ex-wife was seen running away with a golf club in her hands."

Posted by: ShainS at February 23, 2021 03:17 PM (oS38t)

227 All flights were grounded due to fog but that one. He was too low for the area he was in.


He should have slowed down, engaged autopilot and ascended. Instead he stayed fast, stayed in the clouds, despite little instrument flying experience and tried to hand fly out of the valley.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 23, 2021 03:17 PM (V7LOe)

228 On what will Tiger Woods' publicists/lawyers blame the crash?

a) Allergy medication
b) Wet road/bad weather/fog
c) Sex addiction
d) White supremacy
e) Animal in the road
f) No brakes
g) Gas pedal malfunction
Posted by: Soothsayer's

B.5 Wet Sex

Posted by: rickb223 at February 23, 2021 03:17 PM (90cx5)

229 If he was racing to get to the home of a blonde mistress I suppose that would be an example of white supremacism.
Posted by: Northern lurker at February 23, 2021 03:16 PM (lgiXo)


At $1500 an hour, you get that bitch home as fast as possible.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 23, 2021 03:17 PM (Zz0t1)

230 He shouldn't have let someone in PresDement Biden's condition take the wheel.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at February 23, 2021 03:17 PM (kfcYC)

231 "Why do they call em "jaws of life?"

What if they die? Jaws of Death?

Posted by: Bosk at February 23, 2021 03:17 PM (SWbVS)

232 220 Tiger has been a train wreck most of his adult life. I do feel sorry for him, but he really needs somebody to straighten his ass out.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 23, 2021 03:15 PM (okGHj)

At the moment I think they're just trying to straighten his legs out...

Posted by: Tami at February 23, 2021 03:17 PM (cF8AT)

233 Every time I start talking about the Kennedy assassinations here on the AoSHQ, a major celebrity has a car or helicopter crash or something.

Coincidence?

You decide!

Posted by: BurtTC at February 23, 2021 03:17 PM (oQ94s)

234
We don't know the truth about Kobe's helicopter crash. I don't believe anything the NTSB says. Not anymore.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 23, 2021 03:18 PM (IMmp5)

235 >>>Tiger has been a train wreck most of his adult life. I do feel sorry for him, but he really needs somebody to straighten his ass out.
Posted by: tcn in AK

His wife was crazy gorgeous. Mmm... Sweden

Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden Is Not My President at February 23, 2021 03:18 PM (qoNQ/)

236 Kobe's pilot DID cause the helicopter crash. Unless you want to blame God for putting the mountain there, and changing the weather.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 23, 2021 03:14 P

Kobe still chose to get on the copter when others were not flying. That part is on him.

Posted by: C 137 at February 23, 2021 03:18 PM (2DOZq)

237 At least "he tried". Invited the guy in to settle up; and not be a celebrity douche-

Posted by: pahound at February 23, 2021 03:18 PM (uF/xP)

238 220 Tiger has been a train wreck most of his adult life. I do feel sorry for him, but he really needs somebody to straighten his ass out.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 23, 2021 03:15 PM (okGHj)
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I nominate Ben Had.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 23, 2021 03:18 PM (Dc2NZ)

239 If he was racing to get to the home of a blonde mistress I suppose that would be an example of white supremacism.
Posted by: Northern lurker at February 23, 2021 03:16 PM (lgiXo)

At $1500 an hour, you get that bitch home as fast as possible.
Posted by: Sponge


At $1500/hr, she's off the clock the second she steps over the threshold.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 23, 2021 03:18 PM (90cx5)

240 Tiger should never have fired Fluff. That was his Babe Ruth trade moment and it begat all the bad mojo Tiger suffers to this day.

Posted by: SFGoth at February 23, 2021 03:18 PM (KAi1n)

241 when you roll your car in Palos Verdes Rolling Hills you are lucky if you only get a green stick fracture.

Posted by: tmitsss at February 23, 2021 03:18 PM (bEAoD)

242 My bet is he was wasted and just coming home from an all nighter. Nodded.

Posted by: dartist at February 23, 2021 03:18 PM (+ya+t)

243 The only way to kick an ambien habit is to not have it anywhere in the house. And the way to do that is to tell your doctor about the time you drove to a casino, gambled, and drove home while asleep.
Posted by: Chuck C at February 23, 2021 03:16 PM (awtm/)


I forgot all about that stuff. Is that still a thing? Always sounded too scary to take.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at February 23, 2021 03:18 PM (46GDR)

244
That sidebar story about narc

Posted by: andycanuck with 27% more banner ad malware at February 23, 2021 03:19 PM (d6he9)

245 >>>Kobe still chose to get on the copter when others were not flying. That part is on him.
Posted by: C 137

Agreed.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden Is Not My President at February 23, 2021 03:19 PM (qoNQ/)

246 >>> Big or small autos the front end is designed to crush like that for the crash rating. The old boats that didn't crunch up is where you really got hurt.
Posted by: lowandslow at February 23, 2021 03:11 PM (qH6FZ)


I had a friend with a 60's Impala. Pretty car but pretty incompressible. And then they made him put seatbelts in it in the 80s. The dashboard was a steel wedge. You would of pivoted at the hip and sliced the top of your head off at eye level. He never ran into anything though, he had a missing sewer grate rip his axle off.

I had a 77 nova that I ran into a concrete embankment at 55mph. The main thing that deformed was the steering wheel column which my chest pushed in about a foot. I felt like hell for months.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 23, 2021 03:19 PM (4tN2f)

247 7AM drunk driving crash? Late night or early start?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 23, 2021 03:11 PM (V7LOe)
........

Late night. He was out attacking Asians all night.

Posted by: wth at February 23, 2021 03:19 PM (v0R5T)

248 Tiger has been a train wreck most of his adult life. I do feel sorry for him, but he really needs somebody to straighten his ass out.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 23, 2021 03:15 PM (okGHj)
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I nominate Ben Had.
Posted by: All Hail Eris


Jane d'oh, tcn, Fen...

Posted by: rickb223 at February 23, 2021 03:19 PM (90cx5)

249 "Why do they call em "jaws of life?"

What if they die? Jaws of Death?
Posted by: Bosk at February 23, 2021 03:17 PM (SWbVS)


Unnecessary. There's no hurry at that point.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 23, 2021 03:19 PM (Zz0t1)

250 I think Musk is likely to be okay.

Remember, he grew up in South Africa, where assassinations and kidnappings were part of everyday life.

The dude probably has Gurkhas working for him or some such.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 23, 2021 03:19 PM (xuFOt)

251 HIs agent said he sustained multiple leg injuries and is still in surgery.
Posted by: mr tmz

How many legs does he have ?

Posted by: JT at February 23, 2021 03:19 PM (arJlL)

252 Just for the heck of it I went to a Bentley dealership a number of years ago.
A salesman started one of them and the engine note of that V12 was almost orgasmic.

Posted by: Northern lurker at February 23, 2021 03:19 PM (lgiXo)

253 Rolling Hills Estates and Rancho Palos Verdes are gorgeous and very wealthy areas. I used to run up along the coast there for the tremendous views ... and to see how the more financially fortunate lived.

Posted by: ShainS at February 23, 2021 03:19 PM (oS38t)

254 At the moment I think they're just trying to straighten his legs out...

Posted by: Tami at February 23, 2021 03:17 PM (cF8AT)

I know a guy who can help.

Posted by: Alex Smith at February 23, 2021 03:19 PM (YfA0U)

255 "Looks like a slight break to the left, then downhill..."

https://twitter.com/Kaitain_US/status/1364306119510794241

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 23, 2021 03:19 PM (wtvvX)

256 Apropos of nothing, the HiBEX missile of the Nike-X system pulled 400g+ accelerating.

That's pretty damn fast.

Posted by: Cliff Clavin at February 23, 2021 03:19 PM (yQpMk)

257 So yeah, oh wait, Dr. Carl Hart has a PhD in neuroscience from U. of Wyoming. I found that interesting.
Posted by: SFGoth at February 23, 2021 03:17 PM (KAi1n)

He was on Joe Rogan. Apparently the guy has been recreationally using heroin every day for five years. But he can quit at any time of course. Rogan did his big eye look when the guy was talking about his drug habits.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 23, 2021 03:20 PM (UPoLF)

258 > Kobe still chose to get on the copter when others were not flying. That part is on him.

Tell me about it.

Posted by: Buddy Holly at February 23, 2021 03:20 PM (xuFOt)

259 Single-vehicle accident? Yeah, he shanked that one off the fairway and into the rough.

Posted by: Qoheleth at February 23, 2021 03:20 PM (lY4np)

260 Probably fleeing from girlfriend who is upper left on the hot-crazy matrix.

Posted by: Ripley at February 23, 2021 03:20 PM (MxEKc)

261 "Won't come back from Deadman's Curve...."

Posted by: Jan and Dean at February 23, 2021 03:21 PM (xuFOt)

262 I don't imagine Bentley salesmen are all that busy but when they do sell one they can afford one of those $1,500 an hour escorts.

Posted by: Northern lurker at February 23, 2021 03:22 PM (lgiXo)

263 Stop blaming Tiger. Maybe a hot woman walked by wearing a bra as a top.

Posted by: andycanuck with 27% more banner ad malware at February 23, 2021 03:22 PM (d6he9)

264 This would have kinda sucked for anyone who happened to be on the ground underneath, but hey, omelets, eggs.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 23, 2021 03:10 PM (xuFOt)

When I was at Rogers Park, we had the nuke drills weekly. Everybody knew about the "secret" Site Summit. Don't know if you are old enough to remember that, but it was very real to all of us kids.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 23, 2021 03:22 PM (okGHj)

265 Kobe still chose to get on the copter when others were not flying. That part is on him.

Tell me about it.

Posted by: Buddy Holly

And the Big Boffer

Posted by: JT at February 23, 2021 03:22 PM (arJlL)

266 BTW, the speed limit on Hawthorne Blvd @ Blackwood Rd is 45, it borders a residential section.
==
7:30am - late for a tee time?

Posted by: sheesh at February 23, 2021 03:22 PM (ZqiPt)

267 Looking at the scene, there's no way he was doing the speed limit. No way in hell

Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden Is Not My President at February 23, 2021 03:22 PM (qoNQ/)

268 Stop blaming Tiger. Maybe a hot woman walked by wearing a bra as a top.
Posted by: andycanuck with 27% more banner ad malware at February 23, 2021 03:22 PM (d6he9)


That CAN be very distracting.......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 23, 2021 03:22 PM (Zz0t1)

269 Then shoots the guy, showing off his new shotgun when hammered at home...
Posted by: pahound at February 23, 2021 03:13 PM (uF/xP

I don't think he was showing it off. I think it was out right murder.
Posted by: C 137 at February 23, 2021 03:15 PM


Maybe. However, I had a semi-drunk friend once show off his new 9mm Beretta and "clear it" by racking the slide and dropping the mag. Fortunately, he didn't then try to "dry" fire it. Four people immediately yelling "Stop" probably helped.

Posted by: Chuck C at February 23, 2021 03:22 PM (awtm/)

270 We don't know the truth about Kobe's helicopter crash. I don't believe anything the NTSB says. Not anymore.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 23, 2021 03:18 PM (IMmp5)

Why is that? I like to read ntsb reports when I am flying. Weird habit I know. But anyways they seem to be less shitty then most of our government agencies.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 23, 2021 03:22 PM (UPoLF)

271 Man I hope he had his mask on.

Posted by: lowandslow at February 23, 2021 03:22 PM (qH6FZ)

272 Just for the heck of it I went to a Bentley dealership a number of years ago.
A salesman started one of them and the engine note of that V12 was almost orgasmic.
Posted by: Northern lurker at February 23, 2021 03:19 PM (lgiXo)
.........

How dare you? That's no way to treat Gaia.

Posted by: wth at February 23, 2021 03:23 PM (v0R5T)

273 Tiger's game suffered when he discovered every time he walked off the fairway 19 supermodels were throwing themselves on him. After that, practicing at the perfect golf game kind of loses its shine

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2021 03:23 PM (KZzsI)

274 258 > Kobe still chose to get on the copter when others were not flying. That part is on him.

Tell me about it.

Posted by: Buddy Holly at February 23, 2021 03:20 PM (xuFOt)

Not impressed.

Posted by: Stevie Ray Vaughn at February 23, 2021 03:23 PM (okGHj)

275 258 > Kobe still chose to get on the copter when others were not flying. That part is on him.

Tell me about it.

Posted by: Buddy Holly at February 23, 2021 03:20 PM (xuFOt)

========

I blame Peggy Sue.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 23, 2021 03:23 PM (LvTSG)

276 What am I?

Chopped liver?

Posted by: Zombie James Dean at February 23, 2021 03:23 PM (fbHXO)

277 Apropos of nothing, the HiBEX missile of the Nike-X system pulled 400g+ accelerating.

That's pretty damn fast.
==
Has to be to shoot down UFOs.

Posted by: X-com at February 23, 2021 03:23 PM (+Jdet)

278 Somebody always gets tee'd off.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at February 23, 2021 03:06 PM (46GDR)

They play rough here.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 23, 2021 03:07 PM (Dc2NZ)

That's just a terrible lie.
Posted by: Sponge

Careful before bluebell shanks someone.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 23, 2021 03:12 PM (90cx5)

Looks like he had a bit of a draw on that one.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 23, 2021 03:23 PM (axyOa)

279 Follow the Sun is the movie starring Glenn Ford as Ben Hogan who survived a car wreck and told he would not walk again at the beginning of his golf career only to become one of the all time great golfers.

Posted by: C 137 at February 23, 2021 03:24 PM (2DOZq)

280 How is there a "single vehicle traffic collision?" That is a lousy way to avoid saying "accident." If it's a single vehicle, it isn't "traffic." And if he hits ... the ground, it isn't really a "collision" in the sense that people usually mean (like another car, a tree, a building, etc.).

Why not just say "incident" in this case?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 23, 2021 03:24 PM (UZVEt)

281 276 What am I?

Chopped liver?
Posted by: Zombie James Dean at February 23, 2021 03:23 PM (fbHXO)

========

Yes. Yes, you are.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 23, 2021 03:24 PM (LvTSG)

282 Let's not forget, he had his hotties,escorts, and porn-stars;but also Waffle House waitress. We've all been there-

Posted by: pahound at February 23, 2021 03:24 PM (uF/xP)

283 I bet he left a hell of a divot.

Posted by: wth at February 23, 2021 03:24 PM (v0R5T)

284 Here's a photo of the car:
https://tinyurl.com/29hrb363

Posted by: andycanuck with 27% more banner ad malware at February 23, 2021 03:24 PM (d6he9)

285 Also reinforces the fact celebrity is not something you want to wish for. They're almost always broken.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden Is Not My President at February 23, 2021 03:24 PM (qoNQ/)

286 What am I?

Chopped liver?
Posted by: Zombie James Dean at February 23, 2021 03:23 PM (fbHXO)


An extremely overrated actor, for one.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 23, 2021 03:25 PM (Zz0t1)

287 "Won't come back from Deadman's Curve...."
Posted by: Jan and Dean


He's gonna drive me to drinkin if he don't stop driving that hot rod Lincoln.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 23, 2021 03:25 PM (90cx5)

288 Christopher R Taylor

Word on the street is he was awesome in the sack. Like Porfirio Rubirosa.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 23, 2021 03:25 PM (u82oZ)

289 That was one of the interesting things in Hot Fuzz, how the main character keeps correcting people's terminology. "We call it a collision now, not an accident, because that presumes nobody is at fault".

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2021 03:25 PM (KZzsI)

290 > Everybody knew about the "secret" Site Summit.

There were at least three of 'em nearby. Site Summit (up near where the Christmas Star on the Mountain is), Site Bay, across the Inlet at Goose Bay (where all the TV and radio towers are now) and Site Point, in what is now Kincaid Park. A lot of the bunkers are still out there in Kincaid Park.

Posted by: Jan and Dean at February 23, 2021 03:25 PM (xuFOt)

291 Tiger's game suffered when he discovered every time he walked off the fairway 19 supermodels were throwing themselves on him. After that, practicing at the perfect golf game kind of loses its shine
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2021 03:23 PM (KZzsI)

He spent more on hookers than I'll make in a decade.

Posted by: C 137 at February 23, 2021 03:25 PM (2DOZq)

292 "C'mere Tiger, tell 'em what you did!" Ron White

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 23, 2021 03:25 PM (okGHj)

293 Here's a photo of the car:
https://tinyurl.com/29hrb363
Posted by: andycanuck with 27% more banner ad malware at February 23, 2021 03:24 PM (d6he9)


Give him props for having the stones to wreck hard enough to deploy every damn airbag that vehicle has installed.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 23, 2021 03:25 PM (Zz0t1)

294 Here's a photo of the car:
https://tinyurl.com/29hrb363


Side curtain airbags. Nice.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 23, 2021 03:26 PM (yQpMk)

295 You know what will solve this problem? EV's with a top speed of 25 mph.

Posted by: wth at February 23, 2021 03:26 PM (v0R5T)

296 Here's a photo of the car:
https://tinyurl.com/29hrb363
Posted by: andycanuck with 27% more banner ad malware at February 23, 2021 03:24 PM (d6he9)


That'll buff right out.

Posted by: spindrift at February 23, 2021 03:26 PM (SID+7)

297 163 I remember when I was a kid seeing a movie where a guy got a hand transplant from a murderer and the hand tried to choke him while he was fighting it with his other hand. I think it drove him off the road too.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 23, 2021 03:02 PM (YfA0U)

That's a really popular theme, going all the way back to the silent era: 'The Hands of Orlac' was the first of many variations on the murderer's hands taking over.
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at February 23, 2021 03:09 PM (seUPa)

------

Anybody remember that Steven Spielberg teevee fantasy series from the early 80's or so? There was an episode called "Hell Toupee" about a demonic hairpiece that turned anyone wearing it into a killer. I was pretty young at the time, but I enjoyed it.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 23, 2021 03:26 PM (dfRN6)

298 289 That was one of the interesting things in Hot Fuzz, how the main character keeps correcting people's terminology. "We call it a collision now, not an accident, because that presumes nobody is at fault".
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2021 03:25 PM (KZzsI)

==========

"We're supposed to say personnel now because manpower is too sexist."

"Doris doesn't mind a bit of manpower, now does she?"

"Cheeky bastard!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 23, 2021 03:26 PM (LvTSG)

299 > Not impressed.

> Posted by: Stevie Ray Vaughn

Us either.

Posted by: Randy Rhodes and Ronnie Van Zant at February 23, 2021 03:26 PM (xuFOt)

300 Christopher R Taylor

Word on the street is he was awesome in the sack. Like Porfirio Rubirosa.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 23, 2021 03:25 PM (u82oZ)

The word is he was /is a super freak. And by word I mean e-mails and texts that were leaked by the hired help.

Posted by: C 137 at February 23, 2021 03:27 PM (2DOZq)

301 Sad. I don't golf but I used to watch PGA on TV sometimes. Tiger was fun to watch, especially if he started badly and then was making hard shots to claw back.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at February 23, 2021 03:27 PM (Aashi)

302 297 Anybody remember that Steven Spielberg teevee fantasy series from the early 80's or so? There was an episode called "Hell Toupee" about a demonic hairpiece that turned anyone wearing it into a killer. I was pretty young at the time, but I enjoyed it.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 23, 2021 03:26 PM (dfRN6)

==========

That show had such amazing stories.

It's just too bad that I can't remember the title...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 23, 2021 03:27 PM (LvTSG)

303
That'll buff right out.
Posted by: spindrift at February 23, 2021 03:26 PM (SID+7)


My dad's a TV Repair man. He's got a bitchen set of tools. I can fix it.

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at February 23, 2021 03:27 PM (Zz0t1)

304 A lot of the bunkers are still out there in Kincaid Park.

Posted by: Jan and Dean at February 23, 2021 03:25 PM (xuFOt)

We used to ski out there as kids, before it became a big ski attraction. There was one trail, with a nasty hill, that was nearly the death of any number of people because of the sharp turn at the end. But, the bunkers were still fenced off back then. Part of Kulis I think. Now they are mostly just a curiosity.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 23, 2021 03:27 PM (okGHj)

305 You know what will solve this problem? EV's with a top speed of 25 mph.

Posted by: wth at February 23, 2021 03:26 PM (v0R5T)
And you take the train, after they build the affordable housing in Rancho Palos Verdes.

Posted by: Alex Smith at February 23, 2021 03:27 PM (YfA0U)

306 The only way to kick an ambien habit is to not have it anywhere in the house. And the way to do that is to tell your doctor about the time you drove to a casino, gambled, and drove home while asleep.

*

I have a friend whose wife loves to tell the story about him playing his guitar for two hours after bedtime and him having no memory of it.

Nothing in his system except ambien.

Posted by: Lysenkos Bagged Lettuce, 100% abortion free and only tested for safety using abortions at February 23, 2021 03:27 PM (1+b9Z)

307 I remember when I was a kid seeing a movie where a guy got a hand transplant from a murderer and the hand tried to choke him while he was fighting it with his other hand. I think it drove him off the road too.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 23, 2021 03:02 PM (YfA0U)

That's a really popular theme, going all the way back to the silent era: 'The Hands of Orlac' was the first of many variations on the murderer's hands taking over.
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at February 23, 2021 03:09 PM (seUPa)

------

Anybody remember that Steven Spielberg teevee fantasy series from the early 80's or so? There was an episode called "Hell Toupee" about a demonic hairpiece that turned anyone wearing it into a killer. I was pretty young at the time, but I enjoyed it.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher


Good times, good times...

Posted by: Vecna at February 23, 2021 03:27 PM (OUMaO)

308 He was on Joe Rogan. Apparently the guy has been recreationally using heroin every day for five years. But he can quit at any time of course.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes

My opiate experience is limited to 2 prescriptions of vicodin and 1 prescription of oxy (5mg), none refillable. Not my thing. However, assuming you can get a clean supply, opioids are really not the scourge they are made out to be. Our bodies have opioid receptors, after all. So if you do a line everyday of stuff you know is clean, and you otherwise maintain your physical, mental, and emotional health, you're probably better off than, say, alcohol. Hart is 54 and he's in pretty damn good shape in this regard while I'm going to guess that even among the horde, us 53+ contingent aren't in as good physical and mental shape. I'm not advocating that people use anything, but it's not helpful to take an absolute position and be ignorant of a lot of related information.

Posted by: SFGoth at February 23, 2021 03:28 PM (KAi1n)

309 "Here's a photo of the car:..."


Not as thorough a job as Paul Walker's, but probably as expensive.

Posted by: Qoheleth at February 23, 2021 03:28 PM (lY4np)

310 Why is that? I like to read ntsb reports when I am flying. Weird habit I know. But anyways they seem to be less shitty then most of our government agencies.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 23, 2021 03:22 PM (UPoLF)

I don't remember all the details, but Flight 800 is another one of those conspiracy theories no one wants to talk about. Among other things, if I recall correctly, the NTSB was basically shut out of the process, and in their place other "agencies" got involved with the process of determining what happened.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 23, 2021 03:28 PM (oQ94s)

311 > Our bodies have opioid receptors, after all. So if you do a line everyday of stuff you know is clean, and you otherwise maintain your physical, mental, and emotional health, you're probably better off than, say, alcohol.

Tell me about it.

Posted by: Keith Richards at February 23, 2021 03:28 PM (xuFOt)

312 I forgot all about that stuff. Is that still a thing? Always sounded too scary to take.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at February 23, 2021 03:18 PM


Ambien is still available.

Only reason I knew is the next day at work, a co-worker asked "How did you do?". "How did I do what?" "Did you win last night at the casino?" Apparently, I had run into him and his wife there while I was gambling.

Posted by: Chuck C at February 23, 2021 03:28 PM (awtm/)

313
Not as thorough a job as Paul Walker's, but probably as expensive.
Posted by: Qoheleth at February 23, 2021 03:28 PM (lY4np)


Wasn't he just the passenger?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 23, 2021 03:29 PM (Zz0t1)

314 That'll buff right out.
Posted by: spindrift at February 23, 2021 03:26 PM (SID+7)

"Rub some dirt on it, you'll be fine!"

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 23, 2021 03:29 PM (okGHj)

315 Posted by: SFGoth at February 23, 2021 03:28 PM (KAi1n)

I agree that the government has been lying about drugs for a century. I just question anyone who has been a daily user of opiates for half a decade saying they could quit at any time and yet not quitting.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 23, 2021 03:29 PM (UPoLF)

316 I bet the heroin professor takes at least triple the amount now than he did when he first started .

Posted by: C 137 at February 23, 2021 03:29 PM (2DOZq)

317 "Here's a photo of the car:
https://tinyurl.com/29hrb363"

They needed the Life Jaws for that? Car was pretty sturdy.

Posted by: gp's Electro-Tonic Tension at February 23, 2021 03:30 PM (qpX6U)

318 Ambien upside: You will get five nice hours sleep. Dream REM sleep.

Downside: after a while you will go nuts.

I didn't have any problem kicking it. Insomnia came back.

Posted by: torabora at February 23, 2021 03:30 PM (fbHXO)

319 ZASTAVA ZPAP92 AK-47 PISTOL BULGED TRUNNION 1.5MM RECEIVER STAINED WOOD HANDGUARD 7.62X39 10" CHROME LINED BARREL REAR PICATINNY RAIL 30RD; $1079; https://bit.ly/37EoFUk

Posted by: bonhomme at February 23, 2021 03:30 PM (YYlyE)

320 Here's a photo of the car:
https://tinyurl.com/29hrb363

*

Wait, is that a loaner Bentley? That's fantastic if so.

Posted by: Lysenkos Bagged Lettuce, 100% abortion free and only tested for safety using abortions at February 23, 2021 03:30 PM (1+b9Z)

321 Let's not forget, he had his hotties,escorts, and porn-stars;but also Waffle House waitress. We've all been there-
Posted by: pahound

Umm, no, not all of us. I haven't had any of those 4.

Posted by: SFGoth at February 23, 2021 03:30 PM (KAi1n)

322 @Breaking911

Interview with Tiger Woods from Sunday

https://tinyurl.com/yauf8nm8


He looks a little puffy to me...

Posted by: Tami at February 23, 2021 03:30 PM (cF8AT)

323 Ambien upside: You will get five nice hours sleep. Dream REM sleep.

Downside: after a while you will go nuts.

I didn't have any problem kicking it. Insomnia came back.
Posted by: torabora at February 23, 2021 03:30 PM (fbHXO)


I took it a few times. Never got restful sleep. Always woke up the next day feeling like I didn't sleep a wink.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 23, 2021 03:30 PM (Zz0t1)

324 That's near my nephew's high school. My sister-in-law says that road is flat and windy and has tons of trees.

I hope he recovers.

Posted by: bluebell at February 23, 2021 03:31 PM (/669Q)

325 Armalite M15 5.56 M4 Carbine - 16"; $700; https://bit.ly/3dJEX2b

Posted by: bonhomme at February 23, 2021 03:31 PM (YYlyE)

326 California is setting up to decriminalize hallucinagenic drugs.

They are truely nuts.

Posted by: torabora at February 23, 2021 03:31 PM (fbHXO)

327 Here's a photo of the car:
https://tinyurl.com/29hrb363
Posted by: andycanuck with 27% more banner ad malware


That's going to cause a hit to resale value, I'm sure.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: Time to sign on with the Crimson Permanent Assurance at February 23, 2021 03:31 PM (OUMaO)

328 I watched a YouTube video with an Irish comedian/comedienne recalling waking up the morning after a time in the pub to a text message from a stranger asking she still wanted to buy the hamster.
The story made me laugh.

Posted by: Northern lurker at February 23, 2021 03:31 PM (lgiXo)

329 Armalite M15 5.56 M4 Carbine - 16"; $700; https://bit.ly/3dJEX2b
Posted by: bonhomme at February 23, 2021 03:31 PM (YYlyE)


That's actually a pretty damn good price, all things considered.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 23, 2021 03:32 PM (Zz0t1)

330 Triple bogey

Posted by: DB- just DB. at February 23, 2021 03:32 PM (dPoGy)

331 California is setting up to decriminalize hallucinagenic drugs.

They are truely nuts.

Posted by: torabora


Given their tenuous grasp of reality, they probably don't need them now.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: Time to sign on with the Crimson Permanent Assurance at February 23, 2021 03:32 PM (OUMaO)

332 What am I?

Chopped liver?
Posted by: Zombie James Dean at February 23, 2021 03:23 PM (fbHXO)

I actually saw something recently that Dean faked his own death, that the body removed from the scene was a cadaver from somewhere else.

If I recall, this supposedly came out when Dean died fairly recently, after a quiet life wherever.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 23, 2021 03:32 PM (oQ94s)

333 >>> The only way to kick an ambien habit is to not have it anywhere in the house. And the way to do that is to tell your doctor about the time you drove to a casino, gambled, and drove home while asleep.
Posted by: Chuck C at February 23, 2021 03:16 PM (awtm/)


I used my last prescription to wean myself off. Halves, then thirds, then quarters, at some point it reached a threshold where there wasn't an effect and I still had withdrawals in the form of I slept poorly for about a month more. But cold turkey meant zero sleep for days and days and days. I tried that first and it was a really bad idea.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 23, 2021 03:32 PM (4tN2f)

334 I don't remember all the details, but Flight 800 is another one of those conspiracy theories no one wants to talk about. Among other things, if I recall correctly, the NTSB was basically shut out of the process, and in their place other "agencies" got involved with the process of determining what happened.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 23, 2021 03:28 PM (oQ94s)

-----

'Air Disasters' assured me it was nothing but a fire in the main fuel tank caused by a shorting wire. Nothing to see. Move on.

OTOH, my FiL insists the Navy shot it down.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 23, 2021 03:32 PM (dfRN6)

335 Umm, no, not all of us. I haven't had any of those 4.

I've had Waffle House waffles. Fine eatin'.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at February 23, 2021 03:32 PM (HaL55)

336 I took it a few times. Never got restful sleep. Always woke up the next day feeling like I didn't sleep a wink.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 23, 2021 03:30 PM (Zz0t1)

Really? I had the opposite experience. Took it and woke up the next morning and realized I had not had a good night's sleep like that in a long, long time.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 23, 2021 03:33 PM (2K20G)

337 They needed the Life Jaws for that? Car was pretty sturdy.

Posted by: gp's Electro-Tonic Tension at February 23, 2021 03:30 PM (qpX6U)

Firemen have cool toys. Why wouldn't they use them at every opportunity?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 23, 2021 03:33 PM (Q9lwr)

338 I just question anyone who has been a daily user of opiates for half a decade saying they could quit at any time and yet not quitting.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 23, 2021 03:29 PM (UPoLF)

DH takes morphine for his back. He has done for about 20 years. A couple of years ago the government told him he took too much, and had to cut down. He has done, so that over the course of 2 years he has been jonesing every damned day. Not so good for mental health. However, he gets good pain relief, even on less, so I guess that's the way to go.

Unless his back miraculously is healed, I wouldn't ask him to quit. Ever.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 23, 2021 03:33 PM (okGHj)

339 Bad drive for Tiger.

Let's see if he recovers with his short game.

Posted by: PGA at February 23, 2021 03:33 PM (vD+8F)

340 California is setting up to decriminalize hallucinagenic drugs.

They are truely nuts.
Posted by: torabora at February 23, 2021 03:31 PM (fbHXO)


They legalized everything in Oregon. Got a friend who's daughter goes to the University of Oregon. She's afraid to leave her apartment. Says it's insane. The campus has gone to shit as well.

They're going to get her as soon as they can.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 23, 2021 03:33 PM (Zz0t1)

341 California is setting up to decriminalize hallucinagenic drugs.

They are truely nuts.
Posted by: torabora at February 23, 2021 03:31 PM (fbHXO)
.......

Great. A bunch of illegal aliens running around high as ticks on flea dust.

Posted by: wth at February 23, 2021 03:33 PM (v0R5T)

342 I bet the heroin professor takes at least triple the amount now than he did when he first started .
Posted by: C 137

Which is the right way to do any recreational substance -- you start low and gradually work your way up as your tolerance increases. You don't just jump off the high dive (errr, ok, pun intended) like I did when I first started making cannabis oil. Hoo-boy do I *never* want to be that high again. Getting trashed on alcohol sucks big time, but it's nothing compared to being way-too-f*cking stoned on pot.

Posted by: SFGoth at February 23, 2021 03:33 PM (KAi1n)

343 Pills scare the fuck out of me.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 23, 2021 03:33 PM (lPl8I)

344 With a bad back and knee already, he'll be lucky if he's not in a wheelchair the rest of his life.

Posted by: dartist at February 23, 2021 03:33 PM (+ya+t)

345 My sister worked as a drug and alcohol counselor at a place that ran a methadone clinic, she had clients that had been coming to get their methadone for 20 yrs to get off heroin

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 23, 2021 03:33 PM (9d4A3)

346 Let's not forget, he had his hotties,escorts, and porn-stars;but also Waffle House waitress. We've all been there-
Posted by: pahound

Umm, no, not all of us. I haven't had any of those 4.
Posted by: SFGoth at February 23, 2021 ,

You want a poem star.
You'll settle for a Waffle House waitress.
You'll get the Danny's Small Slam Special when she gets off shift.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 23, 2021 03:33 PM (axyOa)

347 Woods' caddie needs a job.

Posted by: torabora at February 23, 2021 03:33 PM (fbHXO)

348 240 Tiger should never have fired Fluff. That was his Babe Ruth trade moment and it begat all the bad mojo Tiger suffers to this day.

Posted by: SFGoth at February 23, 2021 03:18 PM (KAi1n)

LOL. He won 7 tournaments and 1 major with Fluff

Posted by: Tofer732 at February 23, 2021 03:34 PM (sE/pW)

349 What am I?



Chopped liver?

Posted by: Zombie James Dean at February 23, 2021 03:23 PM (fbHXO)



An extremely overrated actor, for one.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 23, 2021 03:25 PM (Zz0t1)

YOU'RE TEARING ME APART!!

Posted by: James Stand In at February 23, 2021 03:34 PM (8SSHh)

350 California is setting up to decriminalize hallucinagenic drugs.
The California legislature apparently uses them every day, so why not let everyone else enjoy them too?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at February 23, 2021 03:34 PM (HaL55)

351 Open during (or right after) natural disasters, too!

Posted by: pahound at February 23, 2021 03:34 PM (uF/xP)

352
Really? I had the opposite experience. Took it and woke up the next morning and realized I had not had a good night's sleep like that in a long, long time.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 23, 2021 03:33 PM (2K20G)


Yeah. Especially if you drink after taking it. You black out, do dumb shit, then wake up to the dirty looks from everyone around you that night.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 23, 2021 03:34 PM (Zz0t1)

353 There is a significant measure of seismic activity on that peninsula. I've experienced a collapsing road before my very eyes. Shit happens.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 23, 2021 03:34 PM (03n3v)

354 Video shows that there were golf bagsalong side the vehicle.
What the hell is a middle-aged man doing with golf clubs in his car in the middle of the day !?
Oh.wait.

Posted by: Lebron Horowitz at February 23, 2021 03:35 PM (UFgOG)

355 I'm good for what ails ya.

Posted by: heroin at February 23, 2021 03:35 PM (fbHXO)

356
YOU'RE TEARING ME APART!!
Posted by: James Stand In at February 23, 2021 03:34 PM (8SSHh)


The car did that just fine.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 23, 2021 03:35 PM (Zz0t1)

357 353
Yeah. Especially if you drink after taking it. You black out, do dumb shit, then wake up to the dirty looks from everyone around you that night.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 23, 2021 03:34 PM (Zz0t1)

==========

A smart man would keep a supply and never use it except as an excuse to see how much he can get away with stuff.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 23, 2021 03:35 PM (LvTSG)

358 cause of the accident is the white supremacy of highway design

Posted by: REDACTED at February 23, 2021 03:35 PM (6iURM)

359 With a bad back and knee already, he'll be lucky if he's not in a wheelchair the rest of his life.
Posted by: dartist at February 23, 2021 03:33 PM (+ya+t)


I will be surprised if that wreck didn't destroy the back surgeries.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 23, 2021 03:35 PM (Zz0t1)

360 Fucking helicopters..

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 23, 2021 03:36 PM (QjGTg)

361 359 cause of the accident is the white supremacy of highway design
Posted by: REDACTED at February 23, 2021 03:35 PM (6iURM)

==========

Engineering that built the car.

No cars, no car crashes. It's science.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 23, 2021 03:36 PM (LvTSG)

362 Great. A bunch of illegal aliens running around high as ticks on flea dust.
Posted by: wth

Far as I know, which may not be far, hallucinogens are really white hippy territory. And, by the way, there are vast swaths of land in this country where, if you know what you're looking for, you can go out and pick psychedelic mushrooms and eat them on the spot. The idea that that's a felony is mind-numbingly absurd.

Posted by: SFGoth at February 23, 2021 03:36 PM (KAi1n)

363 My sister worked as a drug and alcohol counselor at a place that ran a
methadone clinic, she had clients that had been coming to get their
methadone for 20 yrs to get off heroin

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 23, 2021 03:33 PM (9d4A3)

Bourdain was on it for 9 years.

Posted by: Javems at February 23, 2021 03:36 PM (8SSHh)

364 I used my last prescription to wean myself off. Halves, then thirds, then quarters, at some point it reached a threshold where there wasn't an effect and I still had withdrawals in the form of I slept poorly for about a month more. But cold turkey meant zero sleep for days and days and days. I tried that first and it was a really bad idea.
Posted by: banana Dream at February 23, 2021 03:32 PM


My problem was I would take a half pill. Then wake up and take a full one. Then wake up and go gamble. I was thinking of buying (or inventing) a time-lock pill dispenser. That's the only way I would take that again.

Posted by: Chuck C at February 23, 2021 03:36 PM (awtm/)

365 Dopey Joe is reportedly planning to criminalize the sale of "ghost guns" -- which it's already illegal to sell.

You're allowed to make your own gun without a serial number, but making them for sale requires a FFL manufacturer's license.

Dumbass.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 23, 2021 03:36 PM (xuFOt)

366 My hired-driver was the drunk one.

Posted by: Princess Lady Diana at February 23, 2021 03:37 PM (2BZBZ)

367 That's it!

I can be a POEM STAR!

*swoon*

Posted by: Stormy at February 23, 2021 03:37 PM (fbHXO)

368 366 Dopey Joe is reportedly planning to criminalize the sale of "ghost guns" -- which it's already illegal to sell.

You're allowed to make your own gun without a serial number, but making them for sale requires a FFL manufacturer's license.

Dumbass.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 23, 2021 03:36 PM (xuFOt)

Well it's ok if he focuses on things like that and equal pay acts.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 23, 2021 03:37 PM (Zm+LZ)

369 Not sure what the "Conservative, Inc" tie-in might be, probably none, but would be nice if ace would do a post on the Romney-Cotton (yes, you read that right) proposed bill on hiring illegal aliens/MINIMUM WAGE INCREASE, and yes, you read that right, too.

Hawley seems OK, but obviously young and lacking gravitas. Cotton was one of a tiny handful of people worth anything in the Senate. Now he seems to have shown his design limitations, bigly.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 23, 2021 03:37 PM (OTzUX)

370 Wait...wut?!

@JackPosobiec

BREAKING: Qatari government-funded Al Jazeera to start 'conservative' online media platform for US called Rightly run by a former Fox News editor

https://tinyurl.com/y7ggk93d

Posted by: Tami at February 23, 2021 03:37 PM (cF8AT)

371 Our bodies have opioid receptors, after all. So if you do a line everyday of stuff you know is clean, and you otherwise maintain your physical, mental, and emotional health, you're probably better off than, say, alcohol.
------------
Tell me about it.

Posted by: Keith Richards at February 23, 2021 03:28 PM (xuFOt)

People twist themselves in knots, trying to explain the difference between good opiates and bad opiates. Yeah, there's really no such thing.

If you've been prescribed an opiate, your brain doesn't know the difference. You just hope and expect your prescriber knows what he or she is doing, and isn't loading you up in a way that's going to make it damn near impossible to stop later on.

I've had junkies tell me they'd have been able to manage their heroin habit too, except when the heroin started going away, to be replaced by fentanyl, it was like playing Russian roulette.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 23, 2021 03:37 PM (oQ94s)

372 ==========

A smart man would keep a supply and never use it except as an excuse to see how much he can get away with stuff.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 23, 2021 03:35 PM (LvTSG)


The only thing I was told was as my SiL pulled me over her shoulders and drug me down the hall to bed, I played with her boobs the whole way.

I have no recollection of such nefarious doings.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 23, 2021 03:38 PM (Zz0t1)

373 I've always felt sad about Tiger Woods. He had everything in the world going for him and he destroyed it all.

A real head case.

Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 23, 2021 03:38 PM (TdMsT)

374 Tiger lost to the little old lady from Pasadena.

She gave him a length then shut him down.

Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at February 23, 2021 03:38 PM (4I/2K)

375 Fucking helicopters..
------
Where did you stick your wang?

Posted by: dartist at February 23, 2021 03:38 PM (+ya+t)

376

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 23, 2021 03:39 PM (K2SnJ)

377 You gringos don't know sheeet about hallucinogens.

Posted by: Carlos Casteneda at February 23, 2021 03:39 PM (fbHXO)

378 371. Didnt one Arab nation or another already buy a bunch of Fox News?

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 23, 2021 03:39 PM (6/LtX)

379 That's it!

I can be a POEM STAR!

*swoon*
Posted by: Stormy at February 23, 2021 03:37

Stoopid autocorrect.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 23, 2021 03:39 PM (axyOa)

380 Guessing it was a BMW, the roof didn't collapse and the Beemer cabin is a roll cage.

Posted by: Braenyard, Patriot dog, starving the beast at February 23, 2021 03:39 PM (xtk6T)

381 The only thing I was told was as my SiL pulled me over her shoulders and drug me down the hall to bed, I played with her boobs the whole way.

I have no recollection of such nefarious doings.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 23, 2021 03:38 PM (Zz0t1)


Heh.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 23, 2021 03:39 PM (lPl8I)

382 I just read,today I think that WV is like 5th in the world at distributing Covid vaccines. Luckily they have like 5 pharmacies on every block.

Posted by: pahound at February 23, 2021 03:39 PM (uF/xP)

383
The only thing I was told was as my SiL pulled me over her shoulders and drug me down the hall to bed, I played with her boobs the whole way.

I have no recollection of such nefarious doings.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 23, 2021 03:38 PM (Zz0t1)

It sounds terribly plausible though. Guilty!

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 23, 2021 03:39 PM (Zm+LZ)

384 Dog Plasma!
Posted by: klaftern at February 23, 2021 02:58 PM (RuIsu)

A friend and I had a good laugh recalling that cartoon a few years ago.

"You good kid."

Posted by: InCali at February 23, 2021 03:39 PM (9AFWN)

385 David Spade was out golfing with him yesterday.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 23, 2021 03:40 PM (4tN2f)

386 Witnesses recalled hearing "FORE!" just before the crash.

Posted by: 496 at February 23, 2021 03:40 PM (U1eOr)

387 >> My sister worked as a drug and alcohol counselor at a place that ran a methadone clinic, she had clients that had been coming to get their methadone for 20 yrs to get off heroin



I have a funny story about a Methadone Clinic we demolished in Newark...

Posted by: garrett at February 23, 2021 03:40 PM (FIevi)

388 355 Video shows that there were golf bagsalong side the vehicle.
What the hell is a middle-aged man doing with golf clubs in his car in the middle of the day !?
Oh.wait.
Posted by: Lebron Horowitz at February 23, 2021 03:35 PM (UFgOG)

It was like 7:30 in the morning..

And I'd wager Woods ALWAYS has golf clubs in his car.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 23, 2021 03:40 PM (oHd/0)

389 You're allowed to make your own gun without a serial number, but making them for sale requires a FFL manufacturer's license.

Dumbass.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 23, 2021 03:36 PM (xuFOt)

we just make the rules

we don't follow them

Posted by: Uncle Sam at February 23, 2021 03:40 PM (6iURM)

390 I will say this, Tiger has never used the race card and has been supportive of Trump

Posted by: Gonzotx at February 23, 2021 03:40 PM (0WEXg)

391 373 The only thing I was told was as my SiL pulled me over her shoulders and drug me down the hall to bed, I played with her boobs the whole way.

I have no recollection of such nefarious doings.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 23, 2021 03:38 PM (Zz0t1)

==========

"I totally don't remember that. I'm so sorry. It was the ambien."
-Totally remembers that. Is not sorry. It wasn't the ambien

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 23, 2021 03:40 PM (LvTSG)

392
It sounds terribly plausible though. Guilty!
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 23, 2021 03:39 PM (Zm+LZ)


You act like you know me or sumpthin.....

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 23, 2021 03:40 PM (Zz0t1)

393 Dead Man's Dog Leg

Posted by: garrett at February 23, 2021 03:40 PM (FIevi)

394 You're allowed to make your own gun without a serial number, but making them for sale requires a FFL manufacturer's license.

--
What about for barter
Or as a gift

Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom at February 23, 2021 03:40 PM (FrvLQ)

395 She gave him a length then shut him down.

Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at February 23, 2021 03:38 PM (4I/2K)

Go Granny go!

Posted by: Dennis Wilson at February 23, 2021 03:40 PM (YfA0U)

396 Strangely, I watched part 1 of a documentary on Tiger Woods last night. His father thought Tiger was going to be a racially-unifying messiah, until Nike tried to turn him into a Black Panther. Instead of going Full Kaepernick, Woods declared himself to be a "Cablanasian" (Caucasian, Black, Asian), which did not go over too well in the Black community.

Posted by: Otto von Blotto at February 23, 2021 03:40 PM (oTg6S)

397 So the OR experiment in total legalization, how's that going. I see Sponge up above with one anecdotal report.

The society and what remains of the civic culture are in free-fall, mostly, and things are so far gone I am attempting to imitate most Americans - not be aware of much, care only about things that affect me directly, negatively, within the next 48 hours.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 23, 2021 03:40 PM (OTzUX)

398 I have no recollection of such nefarious doings.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 23, 2021 03:38 PM (Zz0t1)

Mmm hmmm...did your wife buy that story?

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 23, 2021 03:41 PM (2K20G)

399 Speaking of golf, I broke out my "beginner" set. Forged irons. They suck when you are a beginner.

I went to the driving range and holy moley, they are great.

Posted by: Princess Lady Diana at February 23, 2021 03:41 PM (2BZBZ)

400 David Spade was out golfing with him yesterday.
I'd want to end it all after that too.

Posted by: andycanuck with 27% more banner ad malware at February 23, 2021 03:41 PM (d6he9)

401 "I only take a few thousand drops of Laudanum before bed"
--Stephen Maturin

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2021 03:41 PM (KZzsI)

402 Didnt one Arab nation or another already buy a bunch of Fox News?
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee


One of the princes bought a controlling share like in 2005 and then sold it. Araweed.. Aradick... something like that.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 23, 2021 03:41 PM (QjGTg)

403 Tiger's downfall were the injuries, not the whoring. His reputation took a major hit with the divorce but the injuries derailed his career. He didn't take the time off needed to recover. The injuries led to powerful pain killers that are addictive so he can still play. He's still addicted to them. For all the adoration he gets and all the money he has, he has always looked miserable.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 23, 2021 03:41 PM (45ORV)

404 but also Waffle House waitress. We've all been there-
Posted by: pahound

To be fair she did say "Whatelit be Honey?"

Posted by: Tonypete at February 23, 2021 03:41 PM (Rvt88)

405 379 371. Didnt one Arab nation or another already buy a bunch of Fox News?
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 23, 2021 03:39 PM (6/LtX)

House of Saud... go figure.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 23, 2021 03:41 PM (oHd/0)

406 I just question anyone who has been a daily user of opiates for half a decade saying they could quit at any time and yet not quitting.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes

Your paradigm is not the guy who's getting the cleanest/purest stuff possible and who is both gainfully employed as a professor of some valid discipline and has a PhD in a hard science (here, neuroscience). Why should he quit? I could quit marijuana (like I did for 12 years when I was in the reserves) but why unless it means a trade-off I don't want?

Posted by: SFGoth at February 23, 2021 03:42 PM (KAi1n)

407 > I've always felt sad about Tiger Woods. He had everything in the world going for him and he destroyed it all.

It seems pretty clear now that a responsible parent will never, ever let their kid get involved in a) serious athletics or b) show business.

Little League, school bands, class plays... fine. I'm talking about the kind of sports where the kid gets a personal trainer and spends eight hours a day on it, or the kind of music where the kid practices eight hours a day, or the kind of show business where you let your kid come within a hundred miles of anyone from Hollywood.




Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 23, 2021 03:42 PM (xuFOt)

408 had to be the Asian part doing the driving

Posted by: Busted Can of Biscuits at February 23, 2021 03:42 PM (2cfUo)

409 >>> My problem was I would take a half pill. Then wake up and take a full one. Then wake up and go gamble. I was thinking of buying (or inventing) a time-lock pill dispenser. That's the only way I would take that again.
Posted by: Chuck C at February 23, 2021 03:36 PM (awtm/)

I was having full conversations with my wife that I couldn't remember and she could pretty talk to me about anything. Also I saw video advertisement in paper magazines.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 23, 2021 03:42 PM (4tN2f)

410 Looks like a Bentley loaner SUV...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 23, 2021 03:42 PM (QjGTg)

411
Mmm hmmm...did your wife buy that story?
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 23, 2021 03:41 PM (2K20G)


She was there.......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 23, 2021 03:42 PM (Zz0t1)

412
Anybody remember that Steven Spielberg teevee fantasy series from the early 80's or so? There was an episode called "Hell Toupee" about a demonic hairpiece that turned anyone wearing it into a killer. I was pretty young at the time, but I enjoyed it.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher


I had a story that I used to tell our kids about a haunted hubcap . When it came off its current vehicle that entity was totaled in a crash and all occupants were killed. Picked up from the side of the road, the hubcap got onto another vehicle through resale at second hand sales locations. If need be, it could morph into another model's hubcap. It had been killing folks in this manner for decades.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 23, 2021 03:42 PM (pNxlR)

413 Oh look! There's a Hallmark movie that was filmed in Portland that was released in 2020. Nobody is wearing a mask. There wasn't any rioting either. Hmmmmmm.

Posted by: Princess Lady Diana at February 23, 2021 03:42 PM (2BZBZ)

414 Joe to criminalize criminality. That should do it.

Posted by: klaftern at February 23, 2021 03:42 PM (RuIsu)

415 I don't get the Tiger threw it all away or destroyed it all thing. He has more money then God, seems to be a good father and up until this morning playing his sport at a high level for his age and physical limitations.

Posted by: lowandslow at February 23, 2021 03:42 PM (qH6FZ)

416 Ambien upside: You will get five nice hours sleep. Dream REM sleep.
Downside: after a while you will go nuts.

---

This is true.

Posted by: SMH at February 23, 2021 03:42 PM (y7B5q)

417 Off tragic princess sock.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at February 23, 2021 03:43 PM (2BZBZ)

418 Me gusta peyote. And thee worm. The worm in thee bottle.

Posted by: Manuel Labor at February 23, 2021 03:43 PM (v0R5T)

419 Posted by: BurtTC at February 23, 2021 03:28 PM (oQ94s)

'Air Disasters' assured me it was nothing but a fire in the main fuel tank caused by a shorting wire. Nothing to see. Move on.

OTOH, my FiL insists the Navy shot it down.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 23, 2021 03:32 PM (dfRN6)

It's highly likely it was the Navy, and it's damn near certain it was just a tragic accident. However, Bubba was up for re-election, and the fear was this was a terrorist attack, so the Deep State went into overdrive, preventing the truth from coming out.

The official story of course, is complete bullshit. What really happened? Well, as with any good conspiracy, we only know so much, and the rest we have to speculate. It's very possible if it was the Navy, there are only a very few select individuals who had the full story, and know exactly what happened. And as we all know, the brass in every branch of service are full members of Deep State.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 23, 2021 03:43 PM (oQ94s)

420 Woods declared himself to be a "Cablanasian" (Caucasian, Black, Asian), which did not go over too well in the Black community.

Posted by: Otto von Blotto at February 23, 2021 03:40 PM (oTg6S)

There is some native American in there somewhere as well I think.

Posted by: Javems at February 23, 2021 03:43 PM (8SSHh)

421 > "I only take a few thousand drops of Laudanum before bed"
--Stephen Maturin

Maturin never met a drug he didn't like. Alcohol, opium, coca leaves... I think he was even chewing khat in the one where they were on a mission in the Red Sea.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 23, 2021 03:43 PM (xuFOt)

422 I have no recollection of such nefarious doings.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 23, 2021 03:38 PM (Zz0t1)

Reusable hall pass

Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at February 23, 2021 03:43 PM (4I/2K)

423 Guessing it was a BMW, the roof didn't collapse and the Beemer cabin is a roll cage.
Posted by: Braenyard, Patriot dog, starving the beast

The true test would be to determine how many parking spots it took up on the side of the road.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 23, 2021 03:44 PM (Rvt88)

424 Just don't lose your head wrecking.

Posted by: Zombie Jayne Mansfield at February 23, 2021 03:44 PM (fbHXO)

425 Also I saw video advertisement in paper magazines.
Posted by: banana Dream at February 23, 2021 03:42 PM


Yeah. Those were cool.

Posted by: Chuck C at February 23, 2021 03:44 PM (awtm/)

426 They just finished The Genesis Invitational, so the vehicle was likely a Genesis SUV, not a Bentley.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 23, 2021 03:44 PM (Zz0t1)

427 I have no recollection of such nefarious doings.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 23, 2021 03:38 PM (Zz0t1),


Jeez. SiL is...ahh...strong ehh?

Posted by: Diogenes at February 23, 2021 03:44 PM (axyOa)

428 I had two friends OD (and die) from opiates. One was a member of a rival college debate team (UC/Berkeley) and another was a lawyer. Go figure.

Posted by: SFGoth at February 23, 2021 03:45 PM (KAi1n)

429 Tiger bent his shaft

Posted by: REDACTED at February 23, 2021 03:46 PM (6iURM)

430 My sister worked as a drug and alcohol counselor at a place that ran a methadone clinic, she had clients that had been coming to get their methadone for 20 yrs to get off heroin

--

"I was a heroin addict. Now I'm a methadone addict."

-- kid in Annie Hall

Posted by: Lady in Black - GODSPEED Rush Limbaugh at February 23, 2021 03:46 PM (O+I8R)

431 Richard Cory?

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at February 23, 2021 03:46 PM (2BZBZ)

432 And to be fair, aren't sponges attracted to soft, squishy things...

Posted by: pahound at February 23, 2021 03:46 PM (uF/xP)

433 Was just in a FedEx Office in downtown LA printing a document. Black dude in there loudly berating the "fat Mexican bitch with the smelly pussy" for asking a white person if he needed help instead of the black dude.

I was in there for 10 minutes and he NEVER SHUT UP for a single second about his alleged problem with the "fat Mexican bitch with the smelly pussy".

Ten other people in there. All ten of us should have ganged up and beaten some manners into the stupid fuck, but of course, he's black so nobody said a word.

You know who rules you by whom you cannot criticize.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 23, 2021 03:46 PM (QC3fr)

434 Nood. Dopey Joe: Black folks can't Internet.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 23, 2021 03:46 PM (xuFOt)

435 My sister worked as a drug and alcohol counselor at a place that ran a methadone clinic, she had clients that had been coming to get their methadone for 20 yrs to get off heroin
-------------
I have a funny story about a Methadone Clinic we demolished in Newark...
Posted by: garrett at February 23, 2021 03:40 PM (FIevi)

Methadone was always a scam, and it's rarely used these days. Big Pharma didn't like the idea of street competition, so they made their own. You aren't allowed to get these people hooked on this stuff, and get rich doing it, that's OUR job!

Posted by: BurtTC at February 23, 2021 03:46 PM (oQ94s)

436 >>>>Anybody remember that Steven Spielberg teevee fantasy series from the early 80's or so? There was an episode called "Hell Toupee" about a demonic hairpiece that turned anyone wearing it into a killer. I was pretty young at the time, but I enjoyed it.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher

I remember that as a Simpsons "Treehouse of Horror" episode.

Posted by: Lebron Horowitz at February 23, 2021 03:47 PM (UFgOG)

437
Jeez. SiL is...ahh...strong ehh?
Posted by: Diogenes at February 23, 2021 03:44 PM (axyOa)


I was smaller back then and was conscious enough to assist slightly, but yeah. She carried most of the load.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 23, 2021 03:47 PM (Zz0t1)

438 It's very possible if it was the Navy, there are
only a very few select individuals who had the full story, and know
exactly what happened. And as we all know, the brass in every branch of
service are full members of Deep State.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 23, 2021 03:43 PM (oQ94s)

All the seamen on that ship would be very aware of a missile firing.

Posted by: Dennis Wilson at February 23, 2021 03:47 PM (YfA0U)

439 I was in the hospital and not sleeping, which is normal for me. They gave me some
Ambien. I slept for about two hours and when I woke up I not only didn't know where I was I didn't know what I was. Could have been a lizard for all I knew.

Posted by: Javems at February 23, 2021 03:48 PM (8SSHh)

440 Nood Bidet stutter.

Posted by: Bete at February 23, 2021 03:48 PM (Ojki1)

441 Keep your eyes on the road and your hands on the wheel.

Posted by: Zombie Princess Grace at February 23, 2021 03:48 PM (fbHXO)

442 I loved Ambien the few times I've taken it. Slept like a baby with no hangover in the morning. That is why I can't keep them in the house.

Posted by: dartist at February 23, 2021 03:48 PM (+ya+t)

443 Prayers for Tiger Woods.

Posted by: Michael the Texan at February 23, 2021 03:49 PM (TUUTu)

444 Driving while black...


..ed out?

Posted by: Joe Mama at February 23, 2021 03:50 PM (vD+8F)

445 I hope he will be OK. Perhaps it is just because he is a major sports superstar, but the coverage gives me a bad feeling about his future.

Posted by: Baldy at February 23, 2021 03:50 PM (OLCH5)

446 Jeez. SiL is...ahh...strong ehh?
Posted by: Diogenes at February 23, 2021 03:44 PM (axyOa)

I was smaller back then and was conscious enough to assist slightly, but yeah. She carried most of the load.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 23, 2021 03:47 PM (Zz0t1)

You had big handholds for leverage?

Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at February 23, 2021 03:50 PM (4I/2K)

447 "Why do they call em "jaws of life?"



I've always called those jaw-shaped staple pullers the "Jaws of Life" because I suck at taking staples out with my fingers and almost bled to death once I slashed my hand so badly on one*.



*Not a true story. Well, not the almost bled to death part. The rest is accurate.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 23, 2021 03:50 PM (QC3fr)

448 I felt sadder about Harambe than I do any of these celebrity assholes
Posted by: Tom Servo

Harambe is here in spirit, our own beloved Gorilla Pundit.

Posted by: Loki at February 23, 2021 03:50 PM (KqiMr)

449
The movie was called "The Hand" starring Michael Caine....it was an early Oliver Stone? flick i believe...

Writer loses his hand in a car wreck? gets a new one sewn on and all hell breaks loose....

...long time since i've seen it though- so i could be wrong

Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at February 23, 2021 03:51 PM (9edWs)

450 I trimmed the roses today, they always look so mangled and pathetic after a trimming. Like some goat came by and ate most of them

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2021 03:52 PM (KZzsI)

451
Little League, school bands, class plays... fine. I'm talking about the kind of sports where the kid gets a personal trainer and spends eight hours a day on it, or the kind of music where the kid practices eight hours a day, or the kind of show business where you let your kid come within a hundred miles of anyone from Hollywood.




Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 23, 2021 03:42 PM (xuFOt)


Gulp.

I wa one of those parents, kind of.

Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 23, 2021 03:52 PM (TdMsT)

452 See #158, Some Guy in Wisconsin, it's a roughly 3-minute video.

Posted by: andycanuck with 27% more banner ad malware at February 23, 2021 03:52 PM (d6he9)

453 445 I hope he will be OK. Perhaps it is just because he is a major sports superstar, but the coverage gives me a bad feeling about his future.
Posted by: Baldy at February 23, 2021 03:50 PM (OLCH5)


I hope he's going to be all right, too.

Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 23, 2021 03:53 PM (TdMsT)

454 Like some goat came by and ate most of them

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2021 03:52 PM (KZzsI)

Not at all. If it had been a goat there would be not even a couple bare sticks left.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 23, 2021 03:54 PM (1lKRm)

455 will say this, Tiger has never used the race card and has been supportive of Trump
Posted by: Gonzotx at February 23, 2021 03:40 PM (0WEXg)

What ?

Posted by: Fuzzy Zoeller and Nike Commercials at February 23, 2021 03:59 PM (2DOZq)

456 Here is an interesting in-depth story about Tiger Woods and his obsession with military Special Forces, for those who haven't seen it: https://tinyurl.com/4f8vyhsf

Posted by: Interesting Times at February 23, 2021 04:12 PM (KUvGB)

457 85 Watched the PGA event this past weekend. CBS interviewed him. Woods looked hung over.

I saw that too. He did not look good, and actually looked a bit depressed IMO.

All the best to him -- excellence is a treasure.

Posted by: pikkumatti at February 23, 2021 04:17 PM (vjH93)

458 LOL
72 Par for the course.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at February 23, 2021 03:00 PM (vN+oL)

Definitely on a roll.

Posted by: Deplorably Bonnie Blue says TRUMP WON and MAGA DITTOS, RUSH at February 23, 2021 05:06 PM (BNMel)

459 CNBC has video of the car door...sticker on side promotes the 2021 Genesis Invitational...probably a VIP/Press 2021 Genesis GV80...NIIHS no rating...due to leg injury would expect a LOW frontal impact crash rating...bet he didnt expect to be a test subject...Watch Hyundai/Kia keep this on the down-low!

Posted by: Stuck in SoCal at February 23, 2021 05:26 PM (9OOPE)

460 https://tinyurl.com/z37trusj

Posted by: Stuck in SoCal at February 23, 2021 05:31 PM (9OOPE)

461 Tiger was really lucky Kamala was in LA today.....Jaws of Life.....

Posted by: Corner Stone at February 23, 2021 06:05 PM (n8pMb)

462
Great. A bunch of illegal aliens running around high as ticks on flea dust.
Posted by: wth at February 23, 2021 03:33 PM (v0R5T)

It's the cornerstone of my Administration policies.

Posted by: Joe Biden, Regional CCP Leader, North America Division at February 23, 2021 06:06 PM (sy5kK)

463 394 You're allowed to make your own gun without a serial number, but making them for sale requires a FFL manufacturer's license.

--
What about for barter
Or as a gift
Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom at February 23, 2021 03:40 PM (FrvLQ)

Nope. Period. You can make one for yourself, that's all.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 23, 2021 06:14 PM (sy5kK)

464 LA police can't wait to get in front of a camera.

Apparently they are incapable of putting out a simple, single-line statement or telling the media that some things are none of their business.

Posted by: stv at February 23, 2021 09:09 PM (yBUFr)

465 Tiger Woods?
Isn't that the black guy who appropriated the culture of those oatmeal savages in Scotland?

Posted by: Dr. Mongo at February 23, 2021 09:19 PM (PxT1v)

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